The Dick Show - Episode 245 - Dick on Big Beans

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

Dealing with night terrors, New Project Brew, "nice to e-meet you", my penis falls asleep, Mr. Monopoly helps you out, GTA 6's female protagonist, disinformation, bad legal takes, quotes about quotes, HuffPo Women, and a former trans kid calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Let me just load up my notes. Looking good in the red on everything. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, can I have a beer? Yes, please. Looks great. It would look better with a beer. I'm coming in every five minutes. I'm just running in Super Bowl outfits for Sean and I and getting the walldorf and Stadler

treatment from the Muppets. I jumped right in with it too. I mean, you know, I didn't know that it was, I didn't know that it had been going on for our entire relationship. What do you think about this outfit? Potantic. It's pedestrian and potantic. Next, please.

Sean gets in here. Does this, she says, does this look like a bathing suit? Actually, Sean, actually, actually, it looks like you give it a glance. Is that a bathing suit? No, I look again and see, no, that's not a bathing suit. It's right on the cusp. It was right on the cusp. She's like, oh, great. He's in there too. Oh, they never make themselves of a vulnerable like that. Yeah. Like you can't just walk up to your wife and go, what're wearing, looks like shit. But you do get, you do get those rare moments

where they say, how does this look? Oh, yeah. Hold on, I have a, I have some material prepared for this. You owe them some honesty, I think, I mean, but let me tell you what, let me tell you how that looks to me. You want to know how that looks? You come to me and ask me how that looks on you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, looks. So, oh, well, first of all, first of all, first of all. I have a number of remarks prepared for this.

Yes. I put more work into this than I put in any show I've ever done is for you telling me how, all right. Holy shit, I'm excited today. I don't know why. Really couldn't tell you why. Someone's as best just not to question it necessarily. Just go with it. Just go with it.

Just go with it. There's a lot of truth to that. Hey, how about this? Some people feel like they have to justify why they feel okay. I'm so first of all, I'm selling coffee. Secondly, what do you think of this joke, Sean? Hobgoblin, more like Slob My Nob Goblin. I mean, what do you think about that one?

It's bam, it's nothing, no context. Potentially, yeah, potentially a fantastic punchline. I'm Goblin. Yeah, more like Slob My Nob Goblin. I think about that. I like it. I like it even more if I knew the setup. No setup. Okay.

I didn't get setup. Then I give it a, yeah, then I brought to you by Mac on paypig.org slash Mac. That's who came up with that joke. I'm promoting Jokesters on paypig.org now. Wow. What do they pay you for that? Nothing. Just use the surface.

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I was like, do we get, do we get sued if we say Super Bowl? Super Bowl. Yeah, I woke up. I don't know. Yeah. By the. I was like, do we get we get sued if we say super big game? Yeah, I woke up. I don't know. Yeah. By the way, my dick fell asleep. The other has this, this never happened to me in my life. I don't think it's ever happened to me. Oh, I didn't know it could happen. Like pins and needles. Like, yeah, numb. I was just minding my own business, sitting at the kitchen table, doing my work, right, with a bunch of rubber bands tightly wound around it. Like normal, right?

I forgot to take my various cock rings off. Yeah. And my dick, all of a sudden, bam, a sleeper, I said, whoa, what the, what the hell is this? I honestly did not know that could happen. I freaked out, immediately pulled my pit, what the hell is going on here? Trying to play this thing like a fucking banjo,

but I'm gonna have to have to have to have to have to. Stay away from the light. What the fuck is going on? I had two phones on 911. I'm like, all right, let's go. Where are you going with this? If there's any kind of coloration changing, I'm going, I'm running to the hospital at my 10.

Yeah. Running, right. I'm not even gonna pull my pants up. No time. No time for that. My dick fell asleep for how long? Like, still asleep, has it for like five for 10 minutes? Can a dick fall asleep? I've never heard of it. If it's related. Oh my, that's gonna be the so big joy of that. That's what across roads. Oh man, I hope that was a fluke. Maybe I was sitting in a very, I mean, or some sort of a way. Or some sort of way.

Could that happen if you, Dick asleep? Does that, does that shit happen if you like ride a bike a lot? Remember like those the whole thing with men and the bicycle seats? Well they have dicks. If you ride a bike too much, your dick shrivels up like a, like a

secret. All the steroids. Yeah, because of all the estrogen. Yeah. All the talking about bicycles. Yeah. Make it just go away. I know that like claps is like your, your, your e-throw or whatever, right? That was the, yeah. That was the big problem, but like, cool. That kind of dick falling asleep. Like, are you like working out on like a, on like a 10 speed fucking bench or something?

I have a, no, there were 10 speeds. Yeah. That was like a lot of speeds. What do they have like fucking 40, 15 out? Yeah. And nobody gets, they're like practically linear, right?

I don't even get them. Really? I was riding a bike for a bit, but I like every time I was like, all right, I don't fucking know. I'm like, I know how gears work. I had an 18 speed mountain bike and like, it works out, yeah, fucking know. I'm like, I know how gears work. I had an 18-speed mountain bike. And like, yeah, we'll do a mountain biking on it.

Yeah, when I was like, before they built all those houses behind my mom's tract and stuff, yeah, I still, but I mean, you know, I'm like, fucking, I'm like 13. That was like the shit then. Now it's like, that's like a, that's like training wheels now. Yeah, 18-speed. 18-speed, what the fuck is 18-speed? You gotta use all of them if you have them.

Yeah, well yeah, yeah. How many, what's the max speed bike that you can get? I don't know. I don't know. My dick fell asleep. I'm sitting there trying to give it CPR. In the middle of the, you know, neighbors dogs walking around the backyard.

I'm like, I don't got time, man. If you knew, it looks like I'm masturbating, if you're an idiot, if a woman saw me doing this, maybe you're thinking that I'm looking around the back yard, I'm like, I don't have time, man. If you knew, it looks like I'm masturbating, if you're an idiot, if a woman saw me doing this, maybe you're thinking that I'm masturbating, but no, man, could look at me trying to get CPR to my dick. That's chest compressions. Come on, come on, come on. You know, fucking hook it up to a loose wire somewhere. Yeah.

Hellgibson. Panic, sheer panic. I don't know if there's any 40 plus dickheads out there who've had their jack fall asleep. That's it, that's an happening. That's an happening to me. I'm now sitting, I'm sitting now with my legs at 270 degrees apart minimum.

Just to make sure there's... Preferably, excuade, 150 degrees apartade 150 degrees apart minimum right right 180 preferable Preferably just to make sure there's no obstruction of any sort none at all. Yeah, none at all talking about man spreading bad Fuck you. I got a Dessert was he ever fallen asleep trick question. They're all they're all asleep all the fucking time What are you gonna say Sean knob goblin? Sleep all the fucking time. What are you gonna say Sean? Nob Goblin.

Hobgoblin. We're like, Slop of my Nob Goblin. That's a fucking... Right? So let's pull it out. You use it. You use it this week and tell me how it works for you and you can win a free bag of coffee. Winnest.

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Scription. Were you just sitting around one day trying to actually know what it was? Recest it to take your dick and in between that. You know what? I just had a thought. I've only my dick had some coffee. You know that motherfucker, that motherfucking that motherfucker black, right, full coffee pissed me off so much when they shit on Kyle Rittenhouse. Black, right, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full,

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full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, full, really? Yeah, the guys, they found his Twitter account and they're going around finding what he liked and it's like liberal, liberal like, no, fuck these got fuck. So it's kind of like a graph of like an infiltrator type got like, oh, let's, here I'll make really off these idiots. Yeah, he's dumb fuck so buy anything that's associated with guns, these fucking morons. We'll call it Robin Hood and they'll think that we're for them. Oh, man, I'm still upset about that. Yeah, sure.

The bootlickers come out on mass to defend Robin Hood and explain away what happened. Well, actually, you know, they're clearing house. See, they need to get, I'm like, you know, Rob, you know, they're owned essentially. Well, street has never come out and defend it. Wall Street has not one time said, Hey, can you let my buddy Dick Mastersen smoke in here?

Yeah. I think it's cool. Can you let him smoke outside at leaston smoking here? Yeah. I think it's cool. Can you let him smoke outside at least? They never get not one time. As Wall Street gone down to where I was and said, Hey, can I hop out for a cigarette? And the guy said, no ins and outs. And Wall Street wrote Mr. Fucking Monopoly rolls.

I'm going to go, Hey, that's my buddy. Can you let him have it in out? I understand how it works, but can you just, I don't understand this compulsion for people to just spread their ass cheeks preemptively. In case Wall Street wants to come over and fuck them, I don't understand it. Yeah. Look for scams, don't look for explanations. There are always be explanations.

You can find one if you want one. Look for these scams, because they're harder to find. They try not to hide those with explanations. I think it's a rationalization that people go, I have the world has to make sense. Or I don't wanna think about that I might be getting fucked. Like I'm going, because then I might have to do something about it.

So you just go, it's just guys didn't figure something out that I know that I didn't figure out. Yeah. They're dumb because I actually know why it didn't work. It makes because of the clearing house. Right. And maybe not even that egotistical. Maybe just like, it's almost like a fear thing.

Like, I can't, I'm overwhelmed. I can't deal with that. I think you're right. Biggest beans in the world. Biggest beans in the world. Biggest project brew. Huge beans. You've got tiny, chinsy beans.

Yeah. You've got beans that are meaningless. My coffee behind your face. Say, chinsy beans. Yeah. You've got beans that are meaningless. My coffee beans are saline inflated. Yeah. Saline in hands. Biggest beans in the world and it tastes incredible. I've had some of it already. I'm gonna give you some next week.

You gave me some. Oh, what did you think? I have not tried it yet because I have to, I have to grind the beans. You don't have a bean grinder? No. What do you, what do No. What do you buy? No way when I'm a coffee bean grinder?

How do you drink your coffee out of like a canister? No, like, you know, pre ground. Yeah. Oh, I know. I must you just drink there is a there is a difference. It's like the it's like it's like a fresh crack pepper. Subscriptions. And it was, it was when they said, it was when Kyle Rittenhouse had that shirt,

black rifle coffee, and then it turned out the CEO was going around liking all this like anti, super liberal anti-segmental stuff. I didn't feel very, that's what I saw. And I thought, man, fuck this, it's just selling an identity, so I said, fuck it. I'm gonna, and you know what? Maybe I will give money to Kyle Rittenhouse

for his legal fund. If for whatever you buy, I'll donate an amount, like a dollar of a month of your subscription to him up to your reasonable amount. And if you don't want me to donate to Kyle Rittenhouse, you can buy and tell me, and I'll cancel out a dollar from the amount that I was. So both transparent. Sure.

I'm right. It's transparent. Anyway, and I'm talking about coffee. Did you know? Did you know? Did you hear AOC? How she was almost raped at the Capitol? I'm surprised you didn't bring this up like two weeks ago.

That disgusted me so much. She thought that she said that I felt like I might be like sacrificed. I mean, talk about making it all about. Oh, yeah. Like these other, you know, Congress people were going to like, you know, throw her out as a sacrifice.

Yeah, it really was compounding the trauma of her almost being raped them years ago. It was, it was, it was great. It's like how fucking egocentric do you have to be? She made it all about her. Yeah. I read it. I was like, good God.

Fuck you. I'm surprised this didn't come up the other week. Well, I was waiting for it. I read it not perfect. I was like, fuck man, like settle the fuck down. Damn. But it's all performative now. It's not a. I was like, fuck man, like settle the fuck down. That's how. But it's all performative now.

It's not that a big performative session in Congress we're all going and talking about, like it's like a bad play now. It's like you're watching fucking Big Glouc. Do, do, do, do, do, like, oh God, I had all these emotions and like, oh fuck, you don't have any fucking emotions. But it reminded me, AOC's story about having,

about being traumatized and having the capital riots compound her trauma of having been almost raped years ago. I don't remember, she said, I don't know that story. I don't know that story. I'm still leading Haye, where she lived on her farm. No, she is. And some farm boys almost got to her.

It reminded me that a story I have never told, I've told part of the story of the show that in 9-11, when I was almost on all the planes, planes when I was taking that bus to the Pentagon, I was almost raped also on that bus. When you were taking a bus to where? To the Pentagon. Yeah, yeah, that broke down in the field in Philadelphia.

I was almost raped on that bus. On the bus. I haven't told you that part of the story. No. I'll almost raped on that bus. On the bus. I haven't told you that part of the story. No. I'll tell it this year. This year. Don't let me forget. Okay.

Because she's right. She's right. I was almost raped on that bus by the NFC Pro Bowl. Pro team. Is there some kind of all star team? NFC? What? What's the football?

Yeah. The Pro Bowl. But don't they play hal don't like they're all star teams play each other? Oh the oh the and uh yeah NFC AFC. Yeah. NFC all star team. Well, no that why there's a pro. Yeah, I mean the pro bowl I guess is. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I think I got a ball number. But that's not for the season. Here's what makes me very nice to eat meat you nice to eat meat you. Yeah, yeah, have you ever e-med anyone? I mean, yeah, I said nice to eat you. No, nice to eat you. Oh God, no.

What? Nice to eat meat you. Hey, here's here's this person. Here's this person I'm connecting you. Are you seeing them or only? Don't fucking say only over email. That's retarded. Don't fucking say it. I'm connecting you. Are you seeing them or only? Don't fucking say only over email. That's retarded. Don't fucking say it.

I'm saying right now. I'm saying don't say it right now. Don't even say it. I know about you want to say it. Don't fucking say it. Don't fucking say it. Yeah. Nice to eat meat.

You know. No. Don't say it. That's just a recent thing. Just don't. Well, of course it's recent. Yeah. But I mean, you know, that's the only meaning that's being done.

Well, but a lot of people have been like, I've been introduced to people over email. Nobody's ever said that. Nice to meet you. Really? Nice to meet you. No. I bet, of regular. This is all part of a regular corporate, and corporateization of speech,

middle management is a, is a notation of speech where everyone talks like they had a self-guided, uh, literacy English as a second language degree corporate speech as a second language to degree. I think corporate speak. Oh my God. It's like, wow. It's, it's, I read it and I retained absolute, I don't think there's any information in here. Thank you for that. And I start with nice to eat meat, you.

Nice to eat meat, you. Who did you, who did you, who did you, I see it every fucking day. Who'd you eat meat every day? Absolutely. Every day. Who did I eat meat? Yeah.

I don't know. Nobody's a dilemma. You're posting their L's guy. But they don't, we don't say that. You don't say that in the real world. Nice to eat meat. No, fuck no. Well, because you're not eating them in the real world.

No. Um, let's see. What else do I have here? How about no shouting during the Super Bowl, Fnucci warned against the CDC, warns against shouting and sheering during the Super Bowl? Well, just because it's going to spread, fucking more. I mean, because you get out there more uh is that why i mean is that why or is that why

children are wearing multiple masks is that why i don't know that fucking why or is it just is it a is it a gimmick is it a game to see exactly how many rules can we get people to fucking follow? It sounds like a game you would play. Yes. I mean, it's funny. That's why I know they're doing it. I know you have a bunch of attention seeking psychopaths who crave power running your entire system. That's me.

I know exactly why they're doing this. That is me. That's what I would be doing. Just, oh, let's see what else. I get three three masks five masks Anel swab, we know everybody see how big of a swab we can get them to take it up Yeah, you know what those little swabs. They don't get COVID as much as the fucking big one shaped like a cock get right Get a marching drumstick Yeah, it's a cotton on the end of it get a get a fucking xylophone metallic. Yeah. I'm at it. There you go.

There you go. Nice. We're clothing. That's funny. Well, you know, to virtual super pole bar. I don't think that's legal. A bunch of people are going to get together inside like what you, what you do after that is like, is like fighting over the details. Give me a break, people are gonna drink, people are gonna yell, people are gonna, I don't even know why, you don't even need to fucking say that.

What, stay away from alcohol, cause it's for your immune system. We're a mask with two or more layers to stop the spread. I guess biting's wife is gonna be on there without doing a dog commercial for wearing masks. Really? Isn't that for like, that's just weaponizing your wife. That's what they're doing.

The weaponized wife. Yeah. Like they're taking your, they're co-opting your fucking game. Yeah. And they're giving a message straight to your programmable wife, but saying, Hey, nag, nag your,

man, you're fucking husband and all of his friends about wearing their fucking, a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name.

I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name.

I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. I'm a man's name. Why don't we got some big teddy bitch in there like drinking like, hey, I know you like these tits. These tits like guys, she talks like this too. Who wear a mask. No, no, no, no.

Let's get, we're gonna get your wife. We're gonna weaponize you. They're fucking wife. Yeah. That's funny. It's hilarious. So, the, yeah, wives aren't allowed to watch the Super Bowl, I guess. That's, no, you got to get no commercials.

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Peace prize. Yeah, I know. Black history's month. This is chance the rapper through this one out today. This is, he's got things to say. Oh, yeah. Didn't he have something to say about, um, Jews? Was it? Yeah, I think that was that. No, that was Nick Cannon. No, that was definitely Nick. And then a rabbi gave him a book. Right. That was the size of a small shot book stack. The size of a whole child of a read. Yeah. They did size of a... Oh, child, the read.

Yeah. They did that seriously. Here's some books you can read. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm gonna read, oh, I'm gonna read one of those books. Are any of these on the form that this is, this is unaudible? Yeah.

Chance the rapper. This is a NASA physicist. He's got a picture of a black lady here. Yeah. This is a NASA physicist who got a picture of a black lady here. Yeah. This is a NASA physicist who invented 3D movies and television. Mm-hmm. Her name is Valerie Thomas. Mm-hmm.

Invented television. Yeah. Okay. Happy Black History Month. Here's the black woman who invented television. Are you sure? Is it just is it just make shit up that black people invented for what? I know that I know that Valerie Thomas didn't it phylo T. Farnsworth invented the fucking television

I know that because I only know one motherfucker named phylo T. Farnsworth and it's the mother fucker who invented the television I didn't know that it was in 1928. It was way, there were no pictures like this of the inventor of the fucking television because it happened in the 20s. Why? It's kind of amazing. When you realize how early some things were invented

versus when it became available to the masses, you think like, wow, this thing got invented. It gets out the hermito that's like, no, some things were invented decades before anybody fucking heard of them. Nobody knows because it's not really a big deal. The Mormon guy, white guy, did it. It's not like white people are going around saying, oh yeah, you don't see the clan going around with phylo-t-farnsworth effigies. Yeah, yeah, this is why this is why we this is why we're

keeping your entire race down because we invented the fucking television. What's the point of what is the point of just of massive lies? Now was it the TV or did she invent the color TV? Thank you. That'll be all. Just to ask him. Neither. She'd not invent the TV. Why does this, it's a, and every year it gets worse. This year it was worse. Yeah.

This year it was, it was, oh, hey, you know, who invented the light bulb, a black guy. You know, who invented the television and worked for NASA and invented iMacs, actually. Invented iMacs, that is a totally immersive, gigantic television that happened decades, law, law, and entire lifetime, after the original top and the actual first original television,

invented them both, hundreds of thousands of likes, hundreds of thousands of likes of people going, they'll do anything to keep us down. Yeah, thanks a lot. Thanks for that. Thanks for turning science into a fucking team sport, and then just lying about it. Well, I don't, I really,

what one of the things that's most offensive to me is just like blatant misinformation or disinformation because it cheapens what's actually there. Yeah. It's like, there's lots of reasons to say, so it's like, oh, we're finesse it. We're finesse it. Press this way, whatever, but like it's, you don't, certain things are, are, are noteworthy enough without having to, without having to guilt the lily, by totally making things up. Exactly.

And now you've got a bunch of new, a bunch of new people. Yeah. Born and now she was born in 1943. Okay, so that's only, that's only 16 years after the invention of the time. After the first television was showed off. Wow, I phylo-t-forms with that. Jesus. Let me see what else I got here.

People don't even know when things were invented or when it was like, because they don't even know what day it is. People started to get televisions in their houses in the 50s, right? Yeah. Like, I mean, that's when the, you know, maybe, you know, if you were, you know, fairly well off, you could get a TV.

Yeah. So obviously it was invented well before then. And she what didn't invented it like six, you know, here's, she might be really bright, but she didn't invent the TV before. Of course she was born, you know, you know, I think she invented it and, no, you know, that's a forget about foreign stuff, whatever, you know, I think she invented it and, no, you know, so forget about foreign stories. Or whatever, you know, she kind of worked really hard, maybe invented it in the late 40s in time to get it out.

But now I realize what I realize is, what the full scope of the horror of it is, is that in 20 years when I say, no, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. It's gonna be, oh my God, did you hear here? A Philo T-Farns were invented the television. Oh my God, you really? But Edison, that Uncle Dick is saying these

horribly racist things during black history. Edison invented the light bulb that lasted a little while. He had a whole team, you know? Well, except for the light bulb, there were like 20 light bulbs before Edison. They just didn't really last. Okay. Let's see.

GTA 6 is having its first female protect, protect, oh, really? Yeah. She's a bad ass, but would you be raped within the first 10 minutes of the trans woman? No, real woman in a driving game. Oh, my. It explains a lot.

It's gonna be a bunch of people are gonna like, not get up, they're gonna starve to death over the weekend or neglect their kid to death, trying to parallel park. Every time you ding a car in the game, cause that game is not like real drive. You kind of, you know, every time you ding a car, game she starts crying.

Yeah. Every time you ding a car. Right. It's just screaming, crying. You gotta complete this mission without crying. You know how you ding a car. Right. She's screaming crying. Oh, it's so funny. You've got to complete this mission without crying. That's so funny. You've got to complete this mission to steal the drugs without crying.

You've got to suck dick to get out of this mission. But I was going to say, can she bang whores and stuff? I assume so. I assume so. Right. Well, that that be hilarious. So you start at five vibes, five positive vibes. Oh, good.

The police chasing you. Right. It's your own neuroses. You have to pull over and realign your chakras. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of the five, you know, cops, have you ever played Grand Theft Auto? I've watched it a bunch.

Okay. I've seen you play a bunch. You start at five and then your bad vibes build up. Yeah. And then when you're, oh man, your fifth bad vibe, your dad calls you and screams at you. You call your dad. Mm-hmm.

You're stepdad. He's chasing after you. Right. In a nice cream truck. Oh good. That's how that one works. That's funny. Can't wait.

I can't wait for the girl. You gotta get it, right? I mean, you're gonna, I just gotta get it and play it. Of course you can. And here's my prediction, be cup tits. Oh, finally, finally we can get girl, pro, pro, to go honest. Let's give her some, let's give her some safer work tits. That's what, that's what we need.

Cause it's not about the tits. Try to get through this mission without crying Sean. That's funny. You gotta get a card Instagram picture Let's see here What else do I have you know what else I found what here's something else funny? I found for all the morons who are Simphing for Robinhood. Yeah. And they're they're fucking clearinghouse. By the way, you know how that went? The clearinghouse is what you got to have. You got to have a billion, a billion more

dollars to be selling like you're selling of GameStop. So yeah, that's accurate, right? And they call them magazines. How about a billion? And you go, how about 300 million? Oh, let's drop it pretty quickly. Yeah. I mean, it's all, the thing you have to understand about the financial sector is it's all really on the up and up. Yeah. It's not just numbers in a fucking computer that hedge funds, that hedge funds and the

government can do whatever they want with. It's just, it's all really tightly regulated, like the blockchain. It's everybody's right on top of it. A billion? Wow, 300 million at least. Give her take, give her take 700 million. And then I can buy and sell and stuff again. Well, I mean, it's up to you.

Yeah. You got selling turned on. During the great financial crisis in 2008, the government stopped you from being able to short financial stocks. Did you know that? Does anybody remember that? Because what's gonna happen in a giant way?

But that's all the fucking banks are gonna plummet. You're gonna say, wow, how am I gonna make some money? How much short sell the shit out of these? Well, I do remember, yeah. Actually, I'm gonna short sell them into bankruptcy. And I'm gonna make millions of dollars. All of America could do this. Great.

Let's short sell them into fucking oblivion during a crash. The government said, no, we're not allowing short selling for a month. So you're telling me, you let these, you let hedge funds short sell retailers into oblivion, AMC, CME for an entire fucking year. Yes. And that's fair when you would not let them be open for business, but the second they felt any pressure for their own fucking loans illegal. No, illegal.

And they're just playing to be again, the plumbing of the financial sector. I didn't hear it so good the first time because your mouth is don't full of cock. Yeah. No, no, no, no, you're not allowed to, you're not allowed to beat them at their own game. Well, or to even play their game. No, no, yeah. You know what, we're not selling,

you're not short selling any financial sector. Oh no, you can't play this game. We're having crisis here. We're having a crisis. Right, make millions of dollars. So I mean, they would go bankrupt. Did you invent the TV? No, the black woman did.

Come, you're out. That's black history month. Yeah. Just make up things that black people invented. Because that's what's so important. Well, that's what I mean. It's the amount of shit you invented. What the fuck universe is this?

Oh, wow. That's so awesome. It's so awesome that some autistic person invented something that was then raped by a corporation to mass produced to everybody. Wow, that makes me feel so much better about my race. What the fuck kind of thinking is this? What the fuck kind of retarded thinking is this? No, that's what I mean.

It's a sport. No, team sport. No, it's a team sport. It's a team sport. It's a team sport. It's a team sport. It's a team sport. It's a team sport. It's that team sport? Cheap and say it cheapens like a movement or a, you know, or a valid point. Where's Mexican history month? When do I get to invent shit that when do I get to make up shit we invented?

Hmm. Is there any kind of like, I mean, it's not a month, but I mean, is it like a meh, oh, that was invented by Mexican. Well, uh, car, ground, the floor. That was invented by, that was invented by Mexicans.

Pillows, that was invented by sleepy Mexicans. So when you go to bed at night, be thinking about, be thinking the sleepy Mexican who invented that pillow. CC. What would I, I mean,

television, that's kind of a big one. You didn't think we'd notice that one? Well, television, television and lightbulbs. Yeah. You don't think we'd notice that one? Well, television, I mean. Television in light bulbs? Yeah. You don't think we'd notice that one? Sure.

Not something a little more obscure. Yeah. I thought George Washington Carver invented the TV. You know the song Happy Birthday? Oh, yeah. That was invented by Mexican. Was it? Yeah.

Yeah. How about that? Sure. I'll go with it. How about that? Yeah. Light bulbs. Mm-hmm. You TV. Yeah. Why do you need a TV? Happy birthday. Listen to people saying that. Yeah, they wrote it in English. That's how ahead of their time they were.

Yeah. They knew that a bunch of white people would be singing it. They did. Yeah. Feliz Copa. They on us is a conspiracy. Yeah, they learned... So white supremacist...

Right, supremacist conspiracy. They learned English just to write a song that'll be, you know, sung hundreds of years later. Night terrors, also. Make me have cheese as well. Night terrors, yeah. 80s girls has night horrible night terrors. Really?

Oh my God. Even like where you wake up. Oh my God, wow, wow, wow, wow. Like in the movies? Yeah. God, I've never slept with anybody who had those. I've never had them. Oh, don't.

Yeah. Don't do it. It'll bulge you right away, right? Well, usually, you know what the funniest part about night terraces, the people who have them, don't remember them. It's not like a nightmare. You just, okay. Where you remember it when you wake up, not like sleep paralysis

where you're kind of awake and you see that fucking thing and you're trying to communicate with your partner to wake you up. The, yeah. And they think you're having a nightmare. So like, calm down, go ahead. No, my girlfriend has that. She has that sleep paralysis stuff.

I have, oh God, if I try to do it. It doesn't happen that often, but like, she'll try to, like I've heard her say like, like, stop it. And like, like she thinks she's flinging her head side to side, but it's turning like this much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I figured out how to do it. I'm gonna bark, do it. Yeah. Really? And I told her, I told my girlfriend, look, yeah. I figured out a way to bark, doing it.

Really? I told my girlfriend, look, if you hear this, just fucking wake me. Nice here is the opposite. So the person screaming, murder in the middle of the night, she wakes up or has one of these episodes this week, middle of the week, and usually they're just gibberish. Screaming, is that sort of thing?

Oh, okay. But they don't remember it, so it doesn't matter. This time it was a, does this look like a bathing suit? This time it was, I see you over there. Woo! I think it's loud like that. Oh, horror movie loud. And three time.

I see you over there. Woo! And I wake up, but you hear the put the sentence together, like I see you over there. And I wake up, but you hear the put the sentence together, like I see you over there. What the fuck? And I see it was going like, you're thinking real life for a second. I'm going for my gun, my flashlight,

which is attached to my gun. Right. And I see him as a girl. Okay. And there he is. And she would have the recollection of why she would have said that. She just wakes up and says,

why do I have a black eye? I said, well, let me tell you the story of why that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. God damn. How many meetings do you think happening across the country in corporations are about diversity? This might.

40, 50%. Oh, a percentage. How many states performative diversity? Yeah, I think that's a good guess. It's a pretty good guess. I think so. Ooh, yeah. It's pretty good guess. I think so. Oh, yeah. That's bullish, Sean.

I always hear, you know, when you start with the studios, you know, we do work for major studios and they'll get on with us, you know, we're recording and stuff and they'll be talking about like the retarded meeting that they just had to have where it's a bunch of people who've been in the industry for a while. Like they know what's important and know what isn't. And it's always like, how stupid was that?

Yeah, geez, how stupid was that? What a waste of time. Yeah, I never hear anybody comment positively on, you know, HR meetings. They're going crazy. They got to be right there. I got a feeling that that's all people are doing is meeting and talking about diversity. Let me see here. Censorship is disinformation. Oh yeah, they're making disinformation now. This was an exceptionally, exceptionally retarded

statement that I saw from a Congress person. Lady. Katie Hill. Is this is she a Congress person? The first amendment does not grant the right to knowingly spread false and dangerous information. That's where we're at now. Disinformation is now. The war on disinformation. Distribute materials that do grave harm to other doxing revenge porn start plan and courage and insurrection pretty sure that's exactly what it was for pretty I'm pretty sure is she's I mean violence anything that incites violence I'm pretty sure you could do that no that's not caught the like that's not covered that's one of the things that's not covered and well I, no, no, I think like if you say like, hit him, well, that's not covered.

But saying like, boy, I sure wish we would, I sure wish someone would overthrow the government. And there's the, there's the gray area, perhaps that gray area is getting a lot darker. Yeah. Every day. Yeah. Probably so. Every day. Did you see the shadowy, let me see this, shadowy. This was a pretty hilarious post. Time magazines, time magazines, what we call right out in the open post. The secret history of the shadow campaign that saved the 2020 election. This is what we've been talking about for like a year.

What's a shadow campaign? What's the like the nation was braced for chaos, white right wing, blah, blah, blah. Let me search for the good parts. There's one. Yeah. The work touched every aspect of the election. Oh, a shadowy cabal. Let me see here. Here we go. That's why the participants want the secret history of the 2020 election told, even though it sounds like a paranoid fever dream, a well-funded cabal of powerful people ranging across industries and ideologies, working together, together

behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws. I presumably in their favor, they're talking about the elect, the shadowy, the getting Trump out of office. You would generally change rules and laws to benefit yourself. You would think. I mean, I think that's what I would do. I like to run these, cause sometimes you say something

and they're like, well, who knows? Maybe they're changing to make it more fair. Ranging across industries and ideologies. I don't know about that. Working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and the flow of information. Control the flow of information.

Do that? Any of those four things sound like something you want? No. No. No. And what it's described is a shadowy cabal. Right. And I don't think any of this is new.

You know what? We've been saying they're not doing it for like eight months. Oh, yeah, you guys are rigging you guys are fucking doing shady shit. Yeah, shadowy shit. Yeah, excuse me shadowy shit. You guys are doing shadowy shit and changing laws and shit for your favor. And you're doing it like I want to read this article. I'm answering people who say it and saying that we're conspiracy theorists.

And then you just wrote a fucking article detailing exactly how you did it, like you're dragging Trump's corpse around the internet. They were not rigging the election. So in case, in case you as a reader, me as a writer, in case what I just said, logically made you think that they were rigging the election. They weren't.

They were that feeling that you feel is that is rigging, that your mind has identified as rigging in your gut. Let me stop you right there. That wasn't rigging. We're going to call that fortifying. So that you now, so that feeling, it's just a fucking manipulative. They weren't, they were fortifying it. And they believe the public needs to understand the system's fragility in order to ensure

the democracy in America endures. I think it's funny that they wrote this. They got a bunch of all the CEOs. They talk about all the CEOs meeting and talking about how they're going to steer information in their favor. Back to George Carlin. He said, you have owners. They own you. In a way, Trump was right.

Oh, yeah, in a way. In a way, he was right. That's why we got to cut his tongue out because he was so wrong. We think what's your gut reaction to a shadowy cabal? Would you let a shadowy cabal watch your wallet, for example, if I said, hey, I got a shadowy cabal. Wouldn't let a fucking dog watch my steak. Yeah, a shadowy cabal.

Why do you say, if you're pro this, why would you say shadowy cabal? That's in like every, that's in every conspiracy military novel, like fucking who writes that shit? Tom Clancy. Yeah. A well-funded, okay.

A group of, a group of powerful people. A bunch of CEOs, I would imagine are pretty well-funded. The shadow campaign that saved the, well, I don't know, they're in charge now. Killed for them. Guy, wish them luck.

Censorship is disinformation, let's see here. Oh, here's a transgender boy. Cops and prison guards are teaming up to stop marijuana legalization. Oh, this is an old headline. Oh, fuck it. Oh, is it? But he just sent people send me these things. You know what I love reading is the half-po women. I just a gram. Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, but you get a lot of entertainment. I do. Yeah. Oh, God, that was funny too. It's not you. A lot of us are hitting a pandemic wall right now of

polem and feeling emotionally zapped, especially at this stage in the coronavirus. It's very normal. Mental health experts say, I don't think this is funny as I thought it was. It's just long. I think at this point, I think a lot of people, several points ago were feeling this way, including myself. Oh, okay, here's the one I saved. This is from, this is a quote from Jill Biden, who's just so average, it's insufferable. Yeah.

Oh my God, get this mom off the TV. Here's their quote from Jill Biden, all that we've been through together, the highs, the lows, and certainly tragedy and loss. The very lows, there's that quote, the depths that says sometimes you become stronger in the fractured places. That's what we try to achieve.

She's quoting Hemingway and it's a much, it's, it's sound, the way people, the way people say that quote makes it sound really, you know, like incredible the way that, the way that they people quote Hemingway online and then you read the whole thing and it's like, oh no, it's not this great, it's not this grand statement at all. She's describing a quote. That's the quote. Oh yeah, I know.

That's the fucking quote. I don't even have anything to say. Yeah, it's like that quote where, you know, in the frags and places, you're kind of stronger or better off or something like that. Right. Well then just fucking use the just fucking use the quote then. What was the point of that?

Yeah. The world breaks everyone. And afterward, many are strong at the broken places. That's how people put that on line. Here's a quote describing a quote and referencing a fucking quote. It's like Michael Scott quote, but in real life. God. It's so fun.

You know, I hate everything about this couple. I'm glad Biden's first pair got killed and it got go ahead. It's yeah, God. No, it's, it's, it's true. It shit that like people made fun of her. Yeah, I actually saw an ad the other day I was watching something on YouTube and I saw an ad for a fucking cylinder that you roll your back on.

I have that. Dude, isn't that the sense that there was a garbage can thing, right? And the big chiropractor, whatever fucking came and fucking beat the shit out of it, right? The trashiest thing. Dude, they fucking have that. They have that now. Yeah. Oh god, this is just so much bullshit.

Let me, I'm gonna read some comments. Cool. Time is it? It's 12.50 already? Really? Braden S, hey, honey, can I have another beer place? Braden S, hey, took my brother past away tonight. Oh shit.

Sorry to hear that. He showed me the podcast a few weeks ago. Oh wow. And the last time I was with him, we listened to the whole most recent episode. I don't know if that was a good episode to go out on. When did it, well, I was out of it. When was this written?

Like just, this was sent to me this morning. God damn it. He died last night. Ooh. Well, I was so out of it last episode, I couldn't even think of Schindler's list gaps. Like bloopers and Schindler's list. Oh no, no. Well, I was so out of it last episode, I couldn't even think of Schindler's list gaffs. Like bloopers and Schindler's. Oh, no, no.

Well, I just said it. I was like, I mean, I, I don't, you can imagine how that would go. Don't remember. I mean, I think they're farting. The little girl at the end. Yeah. Fart over Chroma Keid. Like, when they're all, you know, when they're all in the gas chamber, like they're doing

a thing, like pretending to take it. That's the blooper if she and there's leather on you. All of a sudden becomes so fucking, you know, Roberto, but you and life is beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Dancing off to his death. While drinking blue moon and playing video games. I hope it was a good video game at least.

Yeah, wow. Like Hades, thank you, honey. What would what video game would you like to be playing for your last video game? Liger Suit Larry. That would make me happy. What's Liger Suit Larry? Is that? No.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your loss and playing video games. I hope it was a good video game at least. Yeah. playing for your last video game? Liger suit Larry. That would make me happy. What's Liger suit Larry? Is that? No, I've heard of it. But is that was that like a Simpson's thing or was that like a? No, it was a it was a game where you try to figure out how to get laid. Really? Yeah, you're Liger suit Larry. You're this punk. I've heard of it. You're this little like, I definitely heard that name. You're trying to fuck hot chicks. They're all hot. They're a leisure suit Larry.

I don't know man, video games I would be like, I would just turn that card so long. I'd rage quit. Yeah. Yeah, I used to fucking that Nintendo, that thing got hit a lot. Yeah. Just fucking pound on the thing and we eject the cartridge, because I'd hit it so hard.

Yeah. That's why I can't do things. What do you mean? Too much rage, you know, quitting, too much destruction of, yeah. That's how I used to be anyway, I mean, it's... I hooked a flashlight up to my Nintendo. Really? Yeah.

So that I can fuck it. When it fucks up on you. Yeah, when it gets, when I get too frustrated with it. You would have really liked the guy. He would have made a spectacular co-host for the show. And I believe your show is why he always wanted to do a similar podcast with me, where we talked about anything and everything, of course, with no PC filter.

I have an incredible PC filter. Hmm. I'll have you know. Anyways, I love the show. And I was hoping you guys could put the bottoms up and pour one out for Keenan. I'm not going to pour one out, but I will drink a sip rest in peace. Fuck you, Dick.

Raiden, I'm going to get, yeah. I'll get so drunk for Keenan tonight. How's that sound? Well, it's so I'm going it's a fitting way to fucking our memory for this. Dick had lost it. Probably wasn't that old. Eddie the axe says, 80s girl fell for the fat girl meme that helps digestion.

Fat girls convinced themselves they aren't fat. It's trapped food. Right. Yeah. That is what you need. It's some fucking apple cider vinegar. Where did all this shit come from? You are so, you're full of food and blood.

Right. That's your period. Right. You need to start having your period more. Or, yeah. And you're so fucking full of food. Right. You gotta work on your digest, that's the reason

you're so fucking fat and bloated. That. That the alcohol, we're just sitting around all day like a fucking seal. Makes sense. You gotta work on your digestion have some Proactive and do a hula hoop. Yeah, beat it at it. Get it out of there. You got at least 50 to 60 pounds of food Yeah, that needs to get on your jowls. Yeah, right your face. Yeah

Your fingers right you look like a you know like what else? Monkeys with the food pouches that they looks like I got fucking ball sacks for on their face. Oh, what happened? I don't know, just fucked up. Hang on. Okay. There we go. Up, up, up.

They heard us. Simple fix. Oh, they did? Well, thank God, they were hearing us. Thank God I didn't say what I really think of all these people that listen to the show. Right. While our headphones run plugged.

Fat girls. Ah, yeah. Grayson, hey, just listen to the show. And I was dying, man, but when Merlodget came on, I thought, God damn, I know where this is going. He's easily my favorite guest. Anyway, I reached out to him to collab, but what he had in mind ended up being different

from the big-titted chainsaw wielding Wonder Broad. I was expecting like way different. Oh, at any rate, I'm gonna animate the wonder bread lady first. This is Grayson guy says this. And if you like it, then I do want to chance to defend myself on the show, because it would be funny. I could, well, you got to refresh my memory

about all this shit. The wonder bread guy. Well, no, I remember though. Yeah, is Merlodgic in here? Oh, it's Merlodgic. It's the wonder bread guy. Yeah, I remember Merlodgic is the wonder bread guy. Yeah, I remember Merlodgic is the wonder bread guy. Oh, we got to talk. If he's there, we got to, uh, we asked him what, what Merlogic

wanted him to draw. And he said, you can make an original content out of a spoiled brat. And basically the focus around the animation would be about her happily frallicking from room to room in her house, going out of her way to misbehave. She's breaking windows with her baseball bat. She pushes over a TV, causing it to fall over and break, and she jumps on top of it, making sure it's broken. Oh boy. Throwing dishes. That's just spitting in the face of Black History Month, face it.

Right there, isn't it? Fucking crap. That's a hate crime. I'm just going to say that's a, I don't understand how you grow up in a world where there is no, there's not even a, there's not even a passing wave to what is a fact. You've got eight chance to wrapper as eight million followers. You've got eight million fucking people thinking that a black woman invented the television

and that it's been that this information has been suppressed somehow in a conspiracy. What the fuck are you doing to people's minds? Yeah. Merlodgic, and he's not in there. All right, well, maybe we can get him back on. Somebody get him. Like you're training kids to wear multiple masks

for a virus that does not hurt them. And meanwhile, meanwhile, you're saying that women are fat because they're digestion sucks. How do you protect a mind growing up in this environment? Big Hula hoop has finally staked its claim in the public consciousness. It's just fucking insane, man. Here, let me play this video, speaking of kids,

as much as I don't care about children or what happens to them. Let me play this video, speaking of kids, as much as I don't care about children or what happens to them. Yeah, we know. Oh, that's not available to me. Not to you. I mean to other people, definitely not to you. You're gonna have to go through a proxy if you wanna get certain access to certain things.

You know what? I'm so fucking happy that every, I hope that this Robin Hood thing is making Gen Z and Millennials just leave the financial system and droves. Yeah. All they have to do is buy Bitcoin. Yeah. The, the third richest man in Mexico said a big thing about Bitcoin today, Elon Musk is in it.

It's just so fucking great. Like, oh, yeah, I mean, hey, boomers, have fun trading all your stupid US dollars with each other. We're just going to go buy coins with each other. We bypass, we bypass the entire SEC by having initial coin offerings. Like I got into like six ICOs, fucking in bed, drunk. They don't have to go through any, it's purely democratized. Well, they made, the boomers made their own game and excluded everybody.

And so everybody goes, well, you're not gonna let us play your game. So I will have to invent a new game. Yeah, fuck you. We, you know, they just throw money away at banks in Venezuela. It's just like, it's not worth anything. Here is Peter Schiff, you know, this guy. Oh, yeah.

Peak Boomer, Peak Boomer economist. Yeah, he hates Bitcoin. Yeah, because he lost his password. He's an idiot. Oh, he lost his password. So that's the system's fault. Right. Peak fucking Boomer. Right, peak fucking boomer. Oh, peak fucking infomercial.

Has this ever happened to you? I lost my Bitcoin password. Good, go rot in a fucking hole somewhere. That's, maybe you'll learn, there will be no next time. You'll learn, but there will be no fucking next time for you, Peter Shiv. If the earth has a future currency, he says,

it'll be backed by real money, gold. Here's the, here's comes the Boomer kicker. Back to gold. If there's intelligent life on other planets and we want to trade with them, they'll almost certainly. It's the almost that gets me. I also like that he already knows what they would value.

There's a bunch of fucking forengi in the universe. The first thing they want to do when we meet aliens is trade what with them? Yeah. Fucking trade. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah. Oh, you guys, I really want to, I really want to buy your cheap shit with aliens going

to say, oh, no, we let all the people who buy Funko pops all die. Yeah. Like two centuries ago, right. They became insolven. We just kind of, we just let a virus wipe them out. It was awesome. It was the best day in history. It's how we were able to, you know, explore space and, you know, we have nice things.

Yeah. Um, they'll almost certainly accept payment in gold. What? The heaviest, as heavy as lead. Yeah. This is a thing, this is a good that is the, one of the heaviest things that we have. Obviously not, because you've got radioactive elements that are fucking heavy.

Well, yeah, certainly the heaviest thing any person will ever have encountered in their life. And we're going to ship it into fucking space to trade with aliens. This is the dumbest, this is not the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He really just goes way out into the weeds they'll refuse to accept payment in Bitcoin or any other currency or paper currency. Fucking aliens. Why would we assume that they give a fuck about gold?

Why would they want? Why would they want? How old are you getting it into space? How old is this guy? He's like our parents. 60 something. It's gone fucking completely seen all. His kid dumped all of his stimulus money into Bitcoin.

Which I told everyone to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told these girls you do things. It's only taking off. I took out a loan, new project too. Yeah. One of those emergency loans. Yeah, because the banks shut off.

The bank shut off. Oh, like business, yeah. And then they said they off. The bank shut off, like, business, yeah. And then they said they wouldn't do subscription. I called banks and they said, we're not doing subscriptions. Was that pretty easy to do? Or was that a huge form? They sent me $9,000 check.

Oh good. All of it into Bitcoin. Yeah. Woo. Yeah, pretty easy. Pretty easy. If aliens, they'll almost certainly accept payment in gold. So not certainly, almost.

If you're case you're wondering, just the words people use, driving fucking insane. I don't know. That's like a, that's an insane statement. Yeah. Just the whole, the whole concept, like what is, what are you going to give the guy called his parents. The guy called his parents. He been like, has he been pondering on this

for a weekend or so? Like what? Boomers in their shit with aliens. They have a weird relationship with aliens. Yeah, I guess. They love thinking about aliens. All right, let me play this, this trans thing. Oh yeah, okay, there we are.

Uh, I don't know what this is. Somebody sent it to me. It's got a million views though. I feel like it's probably indicative of what's happening in the nation. This is a woman I guess talking to a little child. That's all I know. So you are a transgender boy, you know what that means? So you were born a girl, but you feel like a boy, right?

That means that kind of means you're transgender. Okay, and that's okay, but that's just what that's just the term for. Do you like doing quiet, girly activities? Do you like jump around and being crazy and tack on everybody? Bracky. Boy active.

So you are a boy, I like doing boy activities. Why are you changing? Change, change, change. Jesus. Change. Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's what I said. Like throwing out things like, oh yeah clearly, hey, we solved all your problems in like,

what do you like? What does that kid like six or seven? Yeah. What do you like doing girly stuff? What do you like doing boy does that kid like six or seven? Yeah. What do you like doing girly stuff? What do you like doing boy stuff? Oh, you're a transgender boy. There ain't a million of girls who grew up liking like that.

I know. It's not transgender. No, no. Horrible. We know which gender. That's shit. That's insane. Why wait a minute? why are there girls, things, and boys, things then? Right at the beginning, you're like doing girls, things, your boy, things.

Doesn't this violate your own rules, your own fucking standards? Yeah. What do you mean girls, things? Yeah. No, because that's insane. That's insane. That's a fucking insane. Yeah.

One million views. You're really, now the kid brings out, you're really, man. That's insane. That's it fucking insane. Yeah. One million views. You're really, now the kid brings out, you're really, man, you're really fucking saddling that kid with a lot of shit unnecessarily. I would be offended if you told a kid what football team to root for. Right. God, well, you were a, we're a, we're a Jets house. We're Dallas, so are losers.

Yeah. What happened to me? We're Raiders. My dad never told me are losers. Yeah, what happened to me? We're Raiders. My dad never told me. I like the Raiders. You like, you like the Broncos even? Not gonna be. I mean, the Mexican blood means you have to like the Raiders.

I mean, I realized, my own journey, that's genetic. I went through, I realized, what did they lose two super bowls in a row? Well, the last time they were there, I mean, they, right, they, well, they, yeah, they lost to the buck and ears. Yeah. I don't know anything about football. I don't like to pretend. Oh, yeah, rabbit, rabbit. You want to talk? Hold on, rabbit is a former trans. Oh, really? Yeah, rabbit. Hey, you, they love these calls. Me too. Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah. What do you think about this? So you were trans with?

Yeah, I was in high school for about two years. I was medically transitioning. And I've since stopped doing that. What do you mean you were on hormones and stuff? Yes, I was on hormones, and I was on testosterone blockers for a bit longer than that. Oh my God, you're on testosterone blockers in high school. Yeah.

Yes. And this during the formative years. Wow. And this was something that, do you identify as a woman? Not anymore. So I identified my coming out sequence. I first said that I was gay. Then I said I was bisexual. That's the gate. And I said, Sean was gay in high school. Well, Sean's gay now. I was every day. I said, I said, I was a trans woman. Yeah. Yeah.

I said I was a trans woman. Yeah. Yeah. And then I've since I stopped, I went back on that. I say currently that I'm non-binary. You're so like Mr. Garrison. How old are you now? I'm 23. Oh my God, what a journey.

And you've already been every sex and Oreo. So you came out as you were a billy. You were a billy. You were a billy. You were a billy. What age did you came out as you were you were a bill over the world, man. Yeah. You were a boy. And what age did you come out as gay? Oh, God. 15. No. 15. No. How was this even on your radar? Oh, you guess I mean, if you're gay, you do you know way before that. Yeah. If you want to know how it got on my radar, I was very friendless in middle school and then

in high school, all of my friends were theater kids and that sort of queer area. Yeah. Okay, so you came out, did you have a big party? Okay, I'm gay. You have a big party. I had a big tearful cry to my mom. Okay. Very, very accepting of all of this. Okay.

But I think that part of her just really liked, you know, I'm the mom with the, I'm the mom with the queer child, aren't I, aren't I, great? Really? My grandma's gonna make a joke about that. I like that too. She won the lottery. I get her bridge games over me. So they're.

So they're thrilled. At 50. So you had a queer senior. What's queer senior? Some like that. We invented those. Max. That's perfect. This goes like a dohunt short notice. Mexicans invented the wheel. It's good. Invented the wheel. The wheel. Yeah. Really. This trans kid shit, that's that's mind blowing to me. Yeah. Yeah. How you like them? They're

taking Tom boys. Some guys are really into Tom boys and they're fucking taking. I feel those guys are really into Tom boys. They're taking them away. It's like it's like convincing girls with big tits to get a tit reduction, convincing Tom boys that they're boys is the same thing. Go ahead, what are you going to say? I just, I don't understand. It's what, what does it mean to be, you know, like, what does it mean to be a boy? It's like, Oh, you can, you can play with fire trucks or you can play with Barbie dolls. It doesn't matter. But the second your kid reaches for the fire truck, it's like, hmm, maybe a fallow plastic too. Okay, so did your mom and your grandma have any kind of influence over your decision to transition? No, actually none at all.

They're very out of it. I mean, my parents got divorced, but they were both still very in my life. It's not like a fatherless, weird kid situation, just, I guess, autism and no friends. And then you just, what made you decide to start doing testosterone blockers? Jesus Christ. Yeah. So, it's part of the medical transition process. If Digi is transitioning medically, I don't know, but she's probably also, I don't know if she's, you know, that series about it, but if she's actually doing it medically, then she'd probably have been taking testosterone blockers as well.

Yeah, or else she's a fucking... Digi's an a-dentrance tourist. How do you get into a fucking teenager? That's what blows my mind. Right. So I grew up in Maryland and for a while you could not medically transition before you couldn't take estrogen before you were 16. Yeah.

I mean, I'm sure I wanted a beer at 17. I didn't get one. So you're sure you want to be a woman. You get all the drugs you want. That's the, that seems to be the system to me. Yeah. Oh, I could, I could actually get the blockers at 15 and a half. Wow.

Wow. Same day, it's just fucking learners permit. Right. I didn't start driving until 20. That's what you got. You're a woman. You shouldn't be driving ever. I waited to stop being a woman before I could drive. Wow.

Okay. So what went through your fucking mind getting to get on these hormone shits at 15. Yeah, you must have seen pretty sure. I was very influenced by my friend group at the same time they were all having out of this gay and I'm thinking, what can I do to one up that? Exactly. Exactly.

That's fucking hilarious. It was hilarious. It was amazing. It was competitive queerness. Really? Yeah, it's a weird place. And I can't imagine what schools are like now, everybody's like, call me a sheep, please.

There's some weird fucking shit out there now. So now peer pressure is lauded and praised by celebrities. Oh, it's the right parents. Yeah, like be in the in group. That's where all your friends are. And like the 50s, that kind of shit would get like the hyper masculine macho. Yeah. I go, I date rape that bit.

That would get praised, right? That kind of peer pressure and then it kind of went down. Oh, yeah, boy. Every boy's, yeah, every boy's. And then it was like peer pressure is bad. Don't do shit your friends out. Yeah. Because you're all idiots.

Unless. And then now it's, well, now the peer pressure is being super woke and being, you're actually still not encouraged to get. Yeah. Okay. So then how long did you do it for and what was your reason for stopping?

How did, I want to, I'm fascinated by your mental process. I want to, I'm fascinated by your mental process. When I was in high school, I, I, you know, I was like, maybe I'm not a boy, maybe that's not me. And the only other option is girl, right? So I was like, who would I must be that? But then as I got older and went through the whole transition after that, I was online and I was learning about like, oh, there's also non-binary and there's different things. And it made sense to me at the time that that felt more comfortable.

So I was like, maybe I don't need to be doing this transition thing after all. Plus, I gained about a hundred pounds. Right. Well, the gained about a hundred pounds. Right. Well, for a woman, you really are. Yes, as a woman, I gained weight in every relationship I was in. God, that's funny. Wait, was your idea of what drugs do different than what they actually do? I have a feeling that they sell like this.

Well, you got to get on hormone. They're like, yeah, I know how drugs work. They just like mess you up. I've done're like, yeah, I know how drugs work. They just like mess you up I've done a lot of drugs. I understand how they work. I Was unaware of the fact that every single pill you take will make everything in your body not work anymore Well, yeah, and you're I mean, you're suppressing testosterone. I mean that's Yeah, probably so too suppressing testosterone. I mean, that's right. That's your. I got it. My bones are wager for it. Yeah, probably so too.

Uh, and then you went back. What made you go back? Um, it, it, uh, it became very apparent in my head that it was, uh, not good for me. Uh, not, you might the right to mentally and physically. Um, yeah. And, and I just didn't feel comfortable as a woman. I mean, technically I use they-them pronouns. Yeah. And I, it feels more comfortable for me, like this neutrality and that's actually very common

in autistic people is to not really enjoy personal identity. I've heard that. That autistic people are like susceptible to the idea that they're trapped in the wrong gender, but in identity fluidity. Yeah. Interesting. I've heard that. I guess that makes sense.

As an autistic person, you're in your entire like way of speech is just borrowed from what you've heard before. Time will tell you, you learn to talk. So you sort of co-op your entire personality and this entire self becomes moldable like play to you and you're thinking, maybe I can change this. Normal people don't have this idea that of like impermanence that I think autistic people have. Hmm.

So that was a bit random. Oh, you're fine. But when you, like you said, you almost by default, you're like, I don't really feel like a boy. So I must be a girl. But did you, can you think back to your early, you know, your early childhood? Did you ever think that I don't need to be concerned about this shit?

But I mean, did you ever have thoughts, but yeah, did you, because kids have thoughts, you know, like, you know, like that kind of stuff. You hear them talk all the time. It's like, yeah, no, I always, I always felt like, you know, I felt right when I would like put on girls clothes or stuff like that. You know, Sean, that's interesting. You bring that up. I would never, I would never walk around in my dad's work boots, but I would sometimes

walk around in my mom's heels. And I wore these sequency Britney Spears pants from time to time. As I'm gonna say, I didn't know that. I would always, I would always like play female characters in video games and it's just, I don't know how much of it was influential or how much of it was experimental. But it's, it, there was some like childhood instances. My mom, when I was, oh, like 13 or something,

she said to me, I remember her saying, she said, you know, rabbit, if you're gay, that's okay. And so she had an inkling. No, I'm not gay. Oh, really? Yeah, she had an inkling. No, I'm not gay. Oh really. Yeah, she's. Yeah, she had an inkling. Of course. Um, my dad didn't accept it so much, but he wasn't vocal about it. Well, he could suck a dick. Uh, what makes you, what makes you a rage? What makes you a rage?

What makes me a rage? Yeah, fuck. I was gonna prepare this and I didn't. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'll give you a minute. I'll give you a minute. Yeah. Yeah. was gonna prepare this and I didn't. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I'll give you a minute. I'll give you a minute to take about it. Yeah. Just be quiet and think about it for a minute. What makes me rich is people that fucking are like, oh, I'm in trouble. Now I'm gay.

Or I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. You're spacing them? Yeah. Yeah, fucking Kevin Spacey. Fucking Caitlin Jen them. Yeah. Yeah, fucking Kevin Spacey fucking Caitlin Jenner. Yeah. Like, oh no. And there's others, there's others.

Yeah. It's the new I had it, you know, I was dealing with a substance abuse problem at the time. I was dealing with it. I was going to, oh, he was fucked. Oh, I get, okay. I was forgetting. I was dealing with it. I'm just getting in the chat. You don't like Digi?

I don't know, I don't talk to her much. There's a lot of people that don't like her at all. Do you not like Digi? Everybody's, see everyone gets on the show and then they start lying, but chat always remembers what they said. Oh, do you not like Digi? I don't mind her. I think that she's probably had a very troubled past,

which might be part of the reason that she is the way she is. Oh gosh. Okay. But I don't, I don't want to. You can argue like that. You can high road. What did you with the, well, you know, it's not that I don't like Digi,

but Digi's had a very troubled past. Oh, okay. Okay. See, I don't know what shenanigans goes on behind the scenes on this stuff. I don't know who talks shenanigans. Who talks shit about who and who, you know, all right. Got plenty of hee-sheen anagons. Who's, yeah.

What kind of hee-sheen anagons is going to happen? Oh, just who's trans and who isn't? Well, yeah. Is there a, yeah. The old hee-she he she said they said. Okay, all right. Goodbye. What a thank you.

Take care. Take care. Take care. What a fucking group we have. I love it. Fucking pressure. It's the fucking pressure that they put on you. The people put on you since the day you're fucking born, you have to earn your way out of

and they put up every single obstacle to stop you. Even your own goddamn identity is gamified. From your fucking friend groups and your parents, there is a marketing machine that gamifies your identity to sell products to idiots, to white women. Your entire existence is gamified to sell products to white women. That is what the show will always be about. Will always be about the great Satan, which is a white, Satan's name is Karen.

It is a big white woman that wants you to perform for her friends. The show will always be about that. It will always be a rejection to that. Even when we're in the, even when we're in the fucking FEMA camps, where's the steel steel kite? Steel kite, are you there? Hey, Dick K. Shane is still. This is the guy that screamed fucker in the pussy and that woman had a mental breakdown. Really? Yeah. Wow. That was very funny. Amen. Yeah. Tell us about it. Please. Yeah. Well, I have a long history of fucking

with our local news station here. Oh, good. It started about two years ago. Basically, I got on an interview with them because a friend of mine was in a murder trial. Can you say where here is? Where's here? Where's here?

Or do you not want to say it? I am currently, I live just outside of Waterloo, Ontario. Okay, oh, okay. So your friend was in a murder trial. So yeah, this is in Canada. Got it. Yeah, my friend was in a murder trial and they wanted to interview people who are at the courthouse.

So I gave them a nice interview about how I thought the trial was going and kept it off with fucker right in the pussy. Oh my God, which, then ended up actually airing half of that interview and like editing around it. But it's a good interview other than every. Yeah, the interview was great. It was great. I mean, last part. Oh, maybe it's Terrance.

Yeah, exactly. But I'm actually surprised, you know, I didn't expect to see one of my escapades actually show up after this because I've done it probably about six times. Every time I see them, whether I'm driving past or just walking past, I'll run up and yell it like. Yeah, it's off that shot. No. Where what was your, when you saw your handiwork go, you know, go viral across the nation. I don't think maybe maybe the world, at least the Western hemisphere, what were your thoughts when you saw the newscaster's face fall after shouting fucker right in the foot. You mean you saw her have like a crisis live on TV and then she posted it herself.

Yeah, mixed reactions. One, first off, I was extremely proud of myself for making another human being feel such anguish. Just the look on her face was beautiful. It was beautiful. Yeah. Which is funny because, you know, it's funny she took it so personally because I've like I said I've done this about six times. Both to male and female reporters and I don't think any of them have ever responded like that. No, it should have been a witty quip back, you know, or just like, just, yeah, or just, right. Be a fucking pro.

You done it to men too? My, my, yeah, yeah, both of them. Like it's, it's just a thing to show that news reporter. Yes, news, it's just a thing to shout. Did you think that the men you were doing it to were women in some way and you accidentally did that to them or did that just not? No, no, no, no, I, in fact, I know some of the, the male news reporters in town here, because I do watch the news. I knew it was them. So

I showed it it like it's, it's. He's the, he's the Canadian fucker right in the pussy guy. Yeah. He's like the, the John 316 guy at various, you know, stadiums. It's like, you know what you're going to get. And then, and then you saw your handy work on the internet, were you worried at all that the, what did you think about the police reaction who said they're gonna find you and throw you. Investigate you. That, you know, that I'm not too worried about.

We were actually driving my friend's car. So he's the one who's actually freaking out a little bit. You think they're actually gonna, you think that's just something they say, like they're not gonna really fucking look, right? They fucking knows. I mean, you can go to jail for anything. I do listen, I've lived in town here for quite a long time

and I've talked to a lot of the cops. They're not gonna do anything. Okay, they're fucking chucklein. So you're not real crimes, they got to take care of you know? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. There could be, I mean, I'll like a fucking giant moulson theft that they'd be on like, fly on shit. I mean, Daniel, I got dragged in and got his life ruined. Yeah. Over a joke. Scott, I don't even think was as funny. I just fuck her right in the pussy because that bitch had a fucking breakdown. Like that was, yeah, it was really weird. It's like a woman crying at the airport when they lose some of her luggage and just fucking loses it, right? Oh God. And you know, she's been keeping it together for 5,000 years.

It was, here it comes. And like I said, it's my friend's car. So he's actually been driving a different car because he works downtown. And that was, that was shot right outside of our city hall. So he's, he's been driving a different car to work and like lay in low now. He actually told me he was upset that I was going to come on here and talk about it. God, let me, I'm trying to pull it up right now. Does anybody in the chat have this is what he's upset about?

Because he actually listens to the podcast too. So you know, shout out to him. Tell him to nuts up 89 Chrysler LeBarran. What was that woman's name? Yeah. What was her name, Sean? Do you remember? No. Damn it. I have the article on daily hive. What was that woman's name? Yeah. What was her name, Sean? Do you remember?

Damn it. I have the article on Daily Hive. I got it. Fuck her right in the poster. I want me to post it. Krista J. Sharp, I have it here. All right, let's play it for old time, Sean. Pause.

Three million views, very good. Was there main goal? Yeah, there were some households. There, there come. Oh my God. Ah! Ah! Oh, the look of pure hurt.

Oh, fuck that God, I wish. You know what she's thinking? You know what that look is, by the way, if anyone's feeling sorry for her, that look is that she wants to kill you, and she can't. The look, I know that look, women's faces. They see, something is done that embarrasses them slightly,

which is no big deal. Everyone should be embarrassed all the time. And they want to murder you. They feel that feeling and thing. I shouldn't be feeling this. I'm a strong independent woman. I shouldn't be feeling this at all. I'm a news anchor.

I worked hard for this. I shouldn't be feeling any sort of shame ever. I want that guy dead. Bring me the head of that guy. Right? And they can't. They realize they can't. And their whole fucking world crumbles down

on that one emotion. You did see, you saw that in about four seconds, you saw that whole description, you play out. Oh yeah. Uh, here's the rest of it. Well, that's why she posted it online to hopefully get someone to do something about it. Yeah, the cops find this guy, kill him. All right, what makes you rage? Welcome to you.

Um, people not being able to plan their own shit. I got a roommate who really wanted to have a Super Bowl party. Uh, and he ended up fucking off for the last two days while me and a couple other people planned it for him. Huh, okay. So he gets all the glory. Yeah, all the glory none of the work. None of the work.

Well, you know, how hard is it really to plan a party? It's still okay. It's not that. It's not that. Yeah, what with COVID, you know what? It's actually nice to have a party. Yeah. I tell me about it, man. I'm geared up.

All right, buddy. Please send us more footage of you tormenting news people. I'll see if I can find more clips of me and I'll post them in the chat here for you. It's funny. It is funny. Good job. Goodbye.

See ya. Okay, I've got. So, it's all about me. Can you believe that guy listens to the show though? Oh yeah, hey, I did that. That's all, no, I did that. That's all, no, that's amazing. Garlic beer, mighty plantain says, hey guys, not that I want to see Sean start drinking

again, but there's a brewery in Maine by the name of Blank Canvas that actually makes a garlic roasted garlic alt beer. Yeah, it's pretty good. Not for everyone, of course, but a lot of people like it. That's something that I would definitely try. I would have definitely tried it. You would try it. Yeah, for sure.

I knew there had to be two. That was the one that as soon as I thought about it, I was like, oh, that's of course. Of course. There's got to be a garlic ice cream. American cream. There's definitely garlic ice cream. What makes me a rage are American cam girls. Not only are they horrendously expensive, but they are also so grotesquely obese that they barely fit in the frame of the camera. Wow. What are you watching? Do these dumb

chicks not realize that on the same platform, there are skinny Russian chicks at half the price and that look a thousand times better. Even for those who are not obese, the remaining chicks look so fake and plastic. You could hold a candle next to their face and it would start to melt. I've never heard that one before. Hold a face next to their well.

Yeah, I mean, I agree with you. Get the Russian girls. Help them out. So we're paying for the book. Can we just get a campsite that doesn't allow American chicks on their Alex P. See here, crippled Jesus has an update. The teacher turned on.

He's got a shock of crippled Jesus. Yeah, we'll get to him next week. crippled Jesus and you get him win? Next week. Oh, gotcha. I think he got it. I think he won. I think he got a new teacher.

Really. Something like that, yeah. Advice, Calistik, hey Dick and Sean, Philip from Colorado here. A few weeks back, there was a caller raging about reading about jerking off too hard and making it hard to nut. This happens to me. When I won the Virgin Contest this summer, woohoo, I fucked the bitch for about an hour and a half

and didn't nut. Dude. That's a lot. Dude, sober. I could see you know, acid or something. Fucking fuck. I mean, fuck, I have, you know, I mean, at that point, you'd be thinking, where am I back? Maybe sex isn't for me. Yeah, you don't get the, there's no payoff. An hour and a half of this. Yeah. What's a lot, what do you, an hour and a half of sex?

I mean, it's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a whole movie. Yeah. There better have been a denu-maw. There better have been a rising action, falling action, a choice. No climax.

We know that. With my current girlfriend. We've got a girlfriend already. We were smashing basically nightly and I stopped jerking off and it took me about a month to nut with her. Oh my God. Huh. It fucking sucks.

My dick isn't callous, however. And I still will get aroused from just barely being touched. Wow. It's just the nothing that's the issue. Mm-hmm. From my understanding, throw that, right? Throw that phrase out. It's because I'm a derogatory slur for someone with the Tristnome 21 genetic disorder. Is it retarded? I guess. Is that down? Which makes me a squeezer.

I don't really judge. Remember that the what 23rd is Tristnome 21? 21 is down. It's down. That's where you get the extra copy of the, that's where you get the extra chromosome, I think. Yeah, that's Down syndrome. Okay. So he has Down syndrome? Really? I don't really jerk off anymore,

just because I'm going to her place basically nightly. And while I'm not always nutting, it's still fire sex. How? Right. You're not nutting at all. You just fuck till you get tired? Like a neutered dog.

All right, I'm done with this stuffed animal. I'm done with this Teddy Ruckspin, get it out of here. Usually when I do nut with her, Teddy Ruckspin's batteries have died. Oh, grubby, grubby, hell's me. There's so many people who have to Google what Teddy Roxman is. Fuck those people. This show is for people who know all pop culture references.

Usually when I do nut with her, it's me jerking off for like five minutes while she plays with me. He doesn't say what she's playing. Pokemon maybe. Mm. Maybe who knows? That's enough detail, because her little brother, my best friend, listens to the show. Oh, you passed that detail point a long time ago. And he doesn't need

to visualize. That's also a chromosomal anomaly. I'm joking. I'm slowly figuring out how to counteract this, but I have mixed results. Just thought you guys would find this interesting. I have a few stories, more details if you are all, y'all are interested. Smooches, Sean, go fuck yourself, Dick. P.S. love this show.

Does he have Down syndrome, or was he making a reference? I think he's just joking about jerking off too hard. I think, from my understanding, it's because I'm a... That's a very specific. Well, because, you know, he's saying, he said derogatory slur. I think he just wants it's because I'm a very specific well because you know He's saying he said derogatory slur. Okay. He's just want to say retarded. Yeah, even though even though down No, well, they just look but they're not actually right they're not actually retarded. I don't think well I mean, I don't know what I don't know what retarded means

So what, I don't know what retarded means. We're not prepared to function in this world. No, I mean, we're prepared for a different kind of world. I think retarded Sean Claude Van Dam. Was Kurt Russell. Was a catch all term for any type of woman. Yeah. Love the show. I started listening to the biggest problem in the middle school.

And now I'm a freshman at college. Keep up the music. I think it's in your brain. I really, I think it's in your, if you're fucking for an hour and a half and you get a row, you get a row, right? You get a row, right? You get a row, right? Like if your dick gets hard when the wind blows and you can go an hour and a half without

nothing, it's got to be somewhat mental. It's got to be, it's got to be. It's got to be. It's got to be. It's got to be. It's got to be. Cause you're not on drugs. I mean, if you're on ecstasy or something and you're pounding veg for two hours without coming, that's the drugs.

That's the drugs. And you're, you're dick plays by a whole new set of rules when you introduce drugs. That's like, you fuck your girlfriend when you're on Molly. That is subjecting that bitch to Everest. You are like, look, I'm locked in. I'm gonna fuck you until I come. Yeah. It's a woman. It's a girl friend out of this. There's no. I'm gonna fuck you until I come. It's a woman, it's a good thing

out of this kind of climbing Mount Everest. And you get 24 hours later whenever she gets on the top, get that little condensation out of the tip. Oh, stick a fucking flagpole. Stick a flag in your dick like Sir Edmund Hillary. Where's my Sherpa? Get a Sherpa in here. Tenzing!

How do you get your Sherpa in here? Tenzing! You're climbing everywhere! Where are you? Uh. Guys who know, we'll know what I'm talking about. So we'll win. Uh.

Uh. Uh. Yes, spice it up. I don't know, spice it up. Spice it up. Try something. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, That's what you like. It's mental, it's something mental. It sure sounds like it. It's always mental. Hey, did I quit my job to move to Tampa and live in my car? Yo, Dick and Sean, it's your boy, Cross McNull. By the way, I thought that advice I gave for the guy last week who was too worried about

dying. That was, I thought about that advice all week. Maybe that was good advice for myself. That's probably the best advice I've ever given. Like, oh, I'm gonna die, so I might as well not do anything. Go upload yourself a cloud, and you're gonna die in the superdom.

Oh, upload yourself to a fucking civilization, type three, Dyson Sphere, that grows in the entire universe. Oh, it would be an iron star, death in a proton to kale happen. Like, I only have 10 to 10 to 10 to 10 to 10 to 10 to 10 to 10. Sorry, we don't exist a lay-point. Yeah.

Always an excuse to do nothing. Mm-hmm. You know what I can show on it's your boy, Clark. Just make no, I turned 25 last month and I've been in a loop of apathetic thought sense. What are 25s? Is that the age that, no, people are losing it at now? Well, I hope not. Why do I, why do I do my job if I'm terrible at it?

I'm sure a lot of people are asking that question of you. I was this guy doing this job. I can't even leave the country like I want. So I decided fuck it. Enough people tell me I'm young and to go for things. You are, you can barely rent a car. The fuck are you talking about? Yeah.

So I quit my job and I'm going to drive down to Tampa from Arkansas. I have no job lined up there yet and I know no one there. So I'll be sleeping and living out of my car till I figure something out. The ROTC, Revenge of the Sith, Revenge of the Sith's guys say Florida is living life on easy. So I'm going to take advantage. If the world is fucked, then I'm gonna, that I'm going out while fucking whores in doing crosswords. You know, I guess you 25, do as much as you want. If you have any advice on how to get a job down here, while I'm essentially homeless, I'd appreciate it.

Really any advice in general is appreciated. Go in the, go in the Dixho, Tampa group. Meet people who live there forgot, don't leave it up to chance. Are you gonna meet down there? The secrets are getting a job. Tampa near friends. Where's Tampa at?

Is it near the co-arm pit? Is it near the coast or anything? Yeah, it's right on the coast. That's right on the coast. Very close. Go work on it. You got any fucking fishing background? Go fucking work as a deck counter.

You know, you can pick that shit up pretty for a quick trip. Go work on the strip. Go work on the strip. Boats like Forest Gump. Go do some hard manual labor for fuck's sake. PS Sean, did you know that there was an orangutan who escaped multiple times from his enclosure. So he could walk around the zoo and interact with guests.

He even has a folk song written about him. No, I don't know about that particular one. No, no. No. Okay, that's it, that's it. It's time, I don't wanna delay everyone for the big game. This has been the Dix show, everyone.

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So if you don't have one, now is a good time to get one. Hey, but are upgrade the voltage and that fucking thing. I mean, you gotta get one blender. Yeah, for these beans. You've got to get one blender. They're big. They're hard. They're in your face. Beans, they're big, they're hard. They're in your face, beans and you're like, okay, uh, this is safe state corrupted.

Dude, that's been a minute since we played something by him. Yeah, he sent me this thing. He sent me a song I apparently didn't play like two years ago. Oh, shit. Well, better late than never. Dick Bitt theme cover. See you next Tuesday. Do it, it is. Travis touchdowns, you can'ts, cum. Alright, call it. Talk to you right now. Oh my good. Wow. All I'm you after this song, we'll listen to voice mail. It's a cool drum fill. DADDADDADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you up in there whoa yeah what are you supposed to think

we're leaving it all behind Sean. You like your crappy paper money, your aliens and your horse shit. Have fun with the boomers. Fucking eat it. Feed each other it. Out in Nevada where they're letting corporations open up their own cities with their own laws. Guess because we're going to ship all of the boomers there. You guys can all fucking live there until you're 200 years old, trading your paper money

with each other and talking about who doesn't understand things the most. Have fucking fun doing that. Have a lot of fucking fun. Fucking mental patients. You know, they made that thing to bring dead people back to life, the chatbot, the Microsoft chatbot, but what they really need is something so you can talk to your parents back to you can be an AI version of you, the talks to your parents,

and then you just get the three or four bullet points that were important during the, you know what I mean? We're gonna ship them all there. Their communication in the outside world is gonna be highly regulated. And it's gonna go through Microsoft's Azure's chat bots that are built on you that you can just check in on from time to time

like Tom Agacci, Travis Touchdowns, where are you? Travis Touchdowns, what's up? You can't come, you're muted. Okay, can you hear me? Yeah, you can't come. You know what's good, yeah. Yeah, that's what I can't. What's up? You can't come. You're muted. Okay. Can you hear me? Yeah. You can't come. You know what's good. Yeah. Yeah. No, I can't. What the hell? Really? It's really fucked up. Wow. At all ever, ever? Not like maybe once or twice, but I really have to like do what porn stars do, which is like they jerk off. They have to do it to finish.

Do you take any medication? Anti-coming medication. I don't take any medication and I'm pretty straight edge too. So like I don't do anything. You know, do drugs, have you talked to like a doctor? I mean, if I think I'm really hot, should I? Or researched it? No, I haven't talked to any doctors and researched it at all or anything like that.

I just, wow, maybe my dick don't work. Wait, I mean, it's protecting you. This has to be, that's what I think. It's like, you have to be protecting you from, so do you have a girlfriend? Dude, I'm gonna research this for you. You don't have a girlfriend? No, I'm single.

But the last time you had said, what did you, what did you just bang for like an hour and a half? And then you'd to finish yourself off? I, dude, I really had to push it and it's really fucked. So like if I, if I beat off, I can be right from the beginning to the end, like within two minutes, no problem. But when it's in the bend, it's like I, dude, it's like I start from fucking zero. Once I, you know, I mean, she'll come for like, I peace together some meetings from that. Yeah. She'll come a bunch of times. Yeah. Yeah. She'll come a bunch of times. I don't know. Maybe she's lying, but she'll

be like, all right, I want you to finish. And it's like, well, okay. What's she jerks you off at? Yeah. Wait, is she jerks me off? Yeah. It does nothing for me. It's because women, they don't know how to jerk off. I know, they're like Mr. Krabs. Every time I get a hand job, I just, you know, they give this fucking pinch,

they all do this, so how does this feel? It feels like fucking Mr. Krabs is trying to hold onto the, the secret formula that the fucking Krabs have been. I think that's trying not to touch it. Like, it's just like fucking Mr. Krabs is trying to hold onto the singer farmer. I think I'm not to touch it. Yeah, it's not a dirty rag. Oh, here is this good?

No, you know it's not good. You're not trying to make it good. What do you mean don't ask? Don't ask me. I'm participating in this fucking job. So this only happens with women. I mean, what's going on? You have your thought about,

I mean, you know, if you thought about fucking Sean, no, I mean, mental, like, you know, like mentally, like you say it's like mentally, it's got to, but because you can get off yourself, no problem. Maybe you haven't met the right woman. What do you think about that? I, yeah, probably, I mean, it's probably like performance anxiety.

I also have like an abusive relationship in my ex used to call me gay because I couldn't fuck you down. Okay, I was't fuck you. Okay, well, I think we've solved this mystery. Calls coming from inside the house. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Why don't you try, you're trying, try fucking a really fat woman that you're not attracted to at all. I'll try. See if that's funny. All right. All right. All right.

All right. This guy's the one that does all those photo shops of you, Sean, by the way. Oh, really? Yeah, we're talking about Sean. I love those. I love those. I love those. Yeah.

Those are fucking hilarious. Thank you. All right. Thanks for this voicemail. Hey, I don't know if you saw this, but the... All right, get out of the trap. I spent the internet guy named the attorney

is a uncle just died few days after taking the vaccine and he called the bad and i'll tell you i've never felt such intense fucking rage as seen these god damn vultures in the reply oh i'm sorry about your uncle

i hope you're not using this to spread anti-vaccinated again really i'm so sorry but i hope you're not using this to imply that there might be something wrong with the vaccine uh... i'm real fucking sorry about your uncle

yeah but it just yeah while you're telling, while you're telling everybody about it, can you just make sure that you, personally hold the vaccine responsible? No, the time. They might get the wrong idea. God damn, you can tell no one wants to take it.

Do you remember, no, no, you can tell no one wants to take that fucking vaccine or like enough people don't want to take it so it's not going to take it. No, no. You can tell no one wants to take that fucking vaccine or like enough people don't want to take it. So it's not going to be effective. I don't know. It's just like, do you not have that feeling? I don't know. I just watching people talk by the way.

I mean, you know, maybe I'll do it. I'll do it after I do dry cleaning. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't heard too many discussions of like of that sort. Do you? Does it seem like people are really amped up to take it? So that way. So people.

But the circles I'm in probably. Oh yeah, you're in different circles than me. Yeah. Okay. Data acquisition. I got a raise. You even touched on it before, but I mean, why don't doctors just give you the right fucking pain pills? Like I I have this freaking

To take things going on and I go back to the gun. I'm waiting for a crow and I'm like oh, hey It really hurts. He's like oh well everything looks good, but we can give it But you can take some I would be profan Give me this color look. Well, you know what I can't sleep with this shit. It it hurts a lot And he goes oh, we'll give you some ibuprofen 800. And I'm like, well, isn't that just... For ibuprofen. For ibuprofen.

For ibuprofen. And I get some little stronger. Well, okay, I can give you this Tylenol extra strength. I'm like, oh, give me a fucking break, just give me the drug. I can give you this night, well. I can nightclub. I'm not here just for drugs, but ibuprofen isn't fucking working. So I guess you're just going to give me Tylenol, like I'm some kind of idiot. Like even if I wasn't addicted to drugs, which I am because I drank a lot. I could find drugs. It just fucking works. And then I'm not beating the shit out of my stomach by taking a billion ibuprofins

uh... just because i can't enjoy the fun of oxy code on and kill my pain it's just a whole it's a bunch of shit you know like god help me if i just wanted to do a little bit maybe that's what it is maybe i want my pain gone

but just sick of like the last time I actually did get it. I had to have the dentist sit down, different dentist by the way. Now it's done like I'm going around after I've brought some well-dentist. Yeah, kind of dull. But that's not the case left-end of the shitty because it's down. Scott goes to the dentist for like a three-minute conversation like a child with my oxycodone prescription to say, oh well, hey, I hope you recognize that this isn't a thick to stuff.

No shit, because it worked, you asshole. How would you like me to be addicted to kicking your ass? How about that? You know, if we get hooked later, so what? I'm just fed up with it, man. And now I'm gonna go pick up my fucking title and also. Alright, yeah. Just go to the fucking 7-Eleven at the corner.

You know what? Why would I be under this misconception that doctors are just a mouthpiece for lawyers and bureaucracies and pharmaceutical companies? Where would I have picked up this idea that doctors have no expertise or knowledge at all or know autonomy and they just do whatever the back room fucking tells them to do How about every time I'm in pain trying to get a drug that I know exists that I could get for $20 from a guy who invented the Television on the street corner. They tell me no every time no Well, you know, you know, it's addictive. Oh, oh really?

It's really I've never fucking heard anything about it being addictive You don't say in that case I'm just gonna go get a gigantic bottle of vodka and drink until I fucking fall asleep Thank you so much. Thanks so fucking much doc. Ah, you're going to civil war medicine route Yeah, I can't fuck this so I fucking hate them everybody Well, why aren't people listening to us? Cause you guys lie all the time. You lie all the fucking time. That's why.

You've lied my entire life and you're gonna continue to lie forever to protect me from myself. That's why too many, too many, too many of you have prescriptions for Adville. Yes, every time someone gets a prescription for 800, 800 millibers, I'd be profined. It's for somebody. It becomes an anti-vaxxer.

It's for Advil. Yeah. Yeah. Do I have a, do I look like I'm hung over? Because this is what I eat when I'm hung over. Go back, do it again. Yeah. Do it correctly.

Yeah. Um. Hey, hey, Sean, here's what makes me rage. Yeah, I guess it's kind identify all the things but... Uh oh, he's got a... Not that before anything. I see it always with liberals or whatever and I'm listening to the critical Jesus thing and it's another case of people where they go,

as an educator, well, as a person of color, like you don't have to to start off anything by saying, as an ex, who cares? Who will have fun cares? You can literally say whatever the fucking one. That's what greenish speech is. People should know what you are too. Two if you don't know the person asked you hey is it cold outside you really have to say well As a person who isn't a media all they've media all is shit I don't know don't you go you can say I Is this more yes? Yes, you would say as a person who is outside. Yeah, it's cold

That's the point Yeah, that's the point. We all know that some people have a better perspective as others because they're fucking outside. And he's a hot outside, feels kind of cold in here. I don't know. It looks hot. No, I'm outside. It's cold.

Are you sure it's cold outside? It's cold outside. Are you outside? No. Well, then you're opinion means nothing. But they co-opted that. Well, as a black, transsexual, prosty, like, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

Not now. As a former transsexual Nazi Eskimo, I, today the Biden, Biden administration has deployed federal mask police to enforce Biden's mask order on airplanes airplanes well who uses those ships Ferries Wow, I don't think they're allowed to say that. Mm-hmm They had to rename an entire species of penguin because I got tossed off too much trains

subways buses taxis and ride shares Cool the federal mask police operate in plain clothes. Wait, what? What do you want? Do you want a citation on this? Like it doesn't exist? Yes. Okay, hold on.

The Biden administration has empowered city and state law enforcement to enforce his mask orders as well as the fucking TSA. The TSA is national, correct? That's a federal agency. Yeah. Yeah, Satan put that up. Yeah, for his. They're the fucking TSA. TSA is national, correct? That's a federal agency. Yeah. Yeah, Satan put that up. Yeah, they're the first federal

and they're the first ones I would defund. Who would you not defund? Them, I would defund them like 10 times. Refund, this is reason. What the fuck is reason? What do you mean? The fucking news article thing. I don't know. Queue the federal as per a new order from the CDC. Okay. Here's the order from the CDC there. What's the order?

Notice Convants operators most use best efforts to ensure that any person on the conveyance wears a mask when boarding disembarking for the duration of the travel Best efforts include boarding only those persons who wear masks for the duration of the travel, best efforts include boarding only those persons who wear masks. So it's transportation. In fact, the persons that federal law requires wearing a mask, monitoring persons on board

the conveyance for anyone who is not wearing a mask. Good by me. What do you mean? No, I mean, I'm satisfied that's a real thing. That's a real thing. So far, that's... So I tried to get it. I had to pay for COVID test this week.

Did you? Why? Yeah, because I wanted one right away. Yeah. You know, to show that I didn't have, I wanted it Friday. Yeah, yeah. I go in there to ask the guy, I said, so what's up with the false positives?

Things. Yeah, that means he goes, let's use your air. I said, use your air, real thing goes, yeah, man, honestly, do you have any employees? I said, say no more. You got me. I finally, the first believable reason that I use your air. Okay, didn't we, oh, did you not read that email?

Or there's an email saying, yeah, to the extent he's like, we're under, there's so much, there's so many things that people just fuck up in protocol. Yeah, yeah. But then he said, well, do you want to do you want a PCR test? I said, well, sure. I'll go. That's like, uh, what, that's like 12 hours or something like that. Like two days, something like that. I mean, I know you can get a weekend. I know you

can get them, uh, like quicker because that's going to be another, yeah, it's not the half hour one. It's going to be another 50 bucks. Yeah. It's 50 bucks. That's been free this whole time. And now, now you got to go to a hospital or something. You want it for free. We're about to stay in him because while they're doing vaccines, now it's, oh, I said, oh, so all of a sudden it's difficult to get that, to get the free test. Now you've got a show. Okay.

Amazing. Amazing. I'm just a guy who sees what happens when you can't buy stocks. You can only sell them. That's all. Let's see here. Here is. Hey, Decker. I got a race for you. What happens when you can't buy stocks you can only sell them that's all let's see here here is Hey deck. I got a race for you people parking and parking garages

so I Work in cities which means I have to go parking garages park So I can go to my fucking job unless I want to spend like $10 $20 a day on fucking Uber is back and forth So at my wonderful parking garage, the area that I normally park at has one woman who parks their double line so they're like the big Costco parking spot that you have like a lot of things. That can be very confusing for women. One woman, things that the outside of the double line is where her spot ends, so she parks her

wheels directly on that line. So if you park next to her, you can't get out because if she has to open up the door, next to her, she won't be able to get out. So if you park so far over to inconvenience, you park next to them. The next person that I have encountered encountered wonderful by grudges are the people that park in a spot that spot it just makes wrong parking spot

that parking spot does not fucking exist and there is a reason why it does not exist because it is because it isiences everyone trying to fucking drive. You cannot pull out of a goddamn parking spot without fucking panicking because of the sight of you. You're about to fucking kill somebody because there's no space to get in or out of. You're traffic fucking zone. So you pretty much just have to gut it out and then hope that you can get out without hurting yourself or hurting anyone else because if someone of your fucker decides that he would rather party floor lower than where he could go find

a parking spot because he doesn't want to walk up and I should fucking fly to stairs. I've heard a fucking gun. I have never met more of a party people. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, park bed. I get it, I get it. Just two more. Just two more. Two more. All right, I get it, I get it. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, see here. Just two more, just two more. All right, I gotta go back to work.

I do. Oh my God, the fucking like, the tilt towards like, whatever suits the fucking narrative. Like the reason why the fucking mod was removed was because there was fucking less than 14 year old like homo or sexual shit between fucking snakes and stuff. It was like part of it. The fucking pedophilia I do not imagine talking about. What's he talking about?

He wrote that was fucking like a lot of Jerry bill 11 14 year olds reading level get the fucking full story Dear get the story Most of your listeners this is fucking stupid. You just like Click on to these like stupid ass bite points that have no fucking like Stubbs this behind them. I'm like I don't know which story he's talking about. No, he's talking about. I think he's talking about, he's talking about getting the full story. I think he's talking about getting the full story.

I think he's talking about that fallout mod that I talked about. I think he's talking about, like, the full story. I think he's talking about the full story. I think he's talking about getting the full story. I think he's talking about that fallout mod that I talked about last year. That they canceled because of my little pony pornography. Oh, I guess someone told me that it was just crappy

and they used that as an excuse. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I didn't look at it. I don't know what's right about that. I didn't look at it. That's what they said they said We're canceling it because of this all my little pony shit. Hmm. What are you going to do?

Okay one more. Oh, yeah, that's Maybe that one. Hey, Sean. Hey, Will is in failure. Yeah, yeah, those fucking three people died in Philly the outside of Philly cares Those two people that got shot. Fucking deserve it. They were fucking dickhead. You see the video. Then you get the gun and he's like, Oh, you better fucking not call me a put the inches. I come on. Shoot.

Either one. Yeah shot at a common. Oh, no, that story. You didn't mean it. pretty brutal and I can lie. But it's pretty preserved. I don't know. I don't see the graph. I mean if you've just ugly took the right move just fucking boy bring that up to that one. If you said what are you gonna think I shouldn't say then you deserve to be shot. I have everyone I think is on board with that one.

What are you gonna shoot me? Now you're calling out as manhood. I mean, you gotta, yeah. What are you gonna do, shoot me? Now it's not a surprise. Yeah, what are you gonna do, shoot me? You impotent little bitch. Now I kinda gotta, I kinda got people are watching.

They're gonna call that, people are gonna see this. They're gonna call that as watching. They just, they can hook us. The GNX paws. They can hook us up to a brain analyzer. And what you just said, what are you gonna do? You impotent little bitch. They're gonna be able to map where each GNX person has the F-

or the F-slur stored in our brain. Yeah. Because the brain's connections will go to that word. We realize we can't say it and then try to find other words to use instead of it. Yes, and they will be able to clock it. That's the kind of research I want. And then they'll put you in a camp,

and they'll put you in a camp. That's fine, we're all going in cash, that's fine. Going to the bathroom, is illegal? Hey, Dick, just to let you know that going to the bathroom, how illegal and Illinois, it seems like we are systematically closing all of the rest stops along the interstate.

So that's a cool thing. The parking lots are open, so you can go and close the door. Where's this guy going to get gay sex if that closes all the rest stops? Also, just to let you know that trying on clothes is illegal, so I want to find my first pair of pants since the great coronavirus lockdown. So no fitting room so it took me about three trips to the mall today to get a couple pairs of pants. That was a good use of time and I really enjoy in-person shopping and won't be doing all of my shopping on whatever that looks like and find, which we know Dan well is just going to end up being Amazon.

So that's cool. That's a cool thing that's going on. It makes a lot of sense. So it's dressing room. There's only one returns counter at the store. So you can go and try to close on all get all your uh... covid on it in your own house and then you go to this one central returns that everybody else yeah

uh... the great system really well thought out uh... really good common sense measures for taking to avoid the spread of coronavirus this is real uh... yeah that's real uh... got a real people Oh God is it real. People make these very great decisions that are definitely helping out everyone's doing their part in not trying to close or go into the bathroom. Go back to the bathroom. All right. Go everyone. Thank you. See you. Enjoy, enjoy shooting in the parking lot. We're turning

into India. I was just gonna say, yep. Watch out. People are gonna start getting hit by trains on the daily. We've seen those videos in India. There's like 10,000 people on one train car. No, it's because there's, they have a ton of trains going on and a lot of like really poor like the lowest of the low Tenements are all like in very heavily, you know

Populated, you know train populated areas. Yeah, man like people get fucking hit all the time by trains It's it's really wild. That would be awesome But that's how I want to go. Yeah. Getting hit by a train. I'd be reincarnated as a locomotive. Take my vengeance out on. Yeah. Like Thomas the Tank engine. That's what you're, and you have fucking heaven is.

Nirvana is being a Thomas. Just being able to run over people. It's not, it's not asking a lot. Yeah. That would be cool. All right, everyone. Goodbye. See ya.

a lot. Yeah. That would be cool. All right, everyone. Goodbye. See ya.