The Dick Show - Episode 246 - Dick on Human Milk

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

Ethan Ralph is a free man, Gina Carano comments on the Holocaust for no reason, my raves is canceled, stealing a covid vaccine, Gorilla Glue, the boring impeachment, Super Bowl commercials, Justin Timberlake apologizes, Chest Milk and Human Milk, Murrlogic's life at the Children's Village, Crippled Jesus is getting sued by the Wellness Center, the threesome that almost wasn't, and Maddox's Table of Contents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

That guy, Sean, he hangs around with disreputable characters. Very unhealthy. Very unhealthy man. I'm sure that's where you got the kuf. That's how you, that's where you got it, Betty White from Sean. Got to say, killed by this man. File foot Sean carrying the podium out. She's still alive, right? Yeah. by this man. Firefoot Sean carrying the podium out. She's still alive, right?

Yeah, man. Are you kidding those core dimes? Clores Leechman who died. She did die, yeah. We would never hear the end of fucking Betty White dying. Yeah, there'll be a two week, no. Oh, I'm sorry. All the animals and stuff she supports would be up in arms.

Yeah, it'd be a fucking mess. Be a disaster. They just, they have all the fucking mess, be a disaster. They have all the Marvel superheroes do the thing. She's walking down the hall for her funeral. Oh gosh, what do I have for today? Merlodic is calling in today. Oh, really?

I imagine you're sick of this, Jeff. Ralph. Oh yeah, I've seen that one once or twice. I imagine you're sick of this. You're my favorite. Ralph. It's. Oh, yeah. I've seen that one once or twice. It's taking on a thing of its own. Yeah. The stomach, Joe. It's got a model of its own.

Yeah. Well, it goes on adventures. Yeah, it sounds very good. Very funny, guys. Oh, my God. All right. What did you two get up to last night? I thought I you remember last week I was in such a good mood that everything was going to go. I was going to have a great time. Everything was I think I'm printing every. Yeah, everything's being printed. Discord's being

recorded. Are you recording on your end, Sean? Yes, okay. We're in more logic calls in. We're going to have to manage the audio. Just a nick of time. Yeah. Yeah. I can feel it. I don't even have to see what's going on. I think you guys were just handed beers. I have a beer. Is that right? I have a beer. He's got something about just in the nick of time. You know, my, my rule of the show is no drinking until the show starts. So I guess this, I mean, technically the show has started. The show can start the night before even the, the morning of it's a show. It's all rehearsal. It's a, it's permanent rehearsal. If the show isn't rolling, then it's, you know, it's, it's rehearsal. So basically that gives you a license to drink all the time. Yeah. I write off everything

on my life. So the my life is the show. Me too. That means you don't have to apologize. When you say that, well, my life is a performance. You know, I have to do this for the show. I have to generate good content. That's why I'm such a huge asshole. That's why I did this. To make a story of the show. Yeah. So if you're waiting for an apology, you're, I mean, you're arguing against my job. You respect my work, don't you? My comedy work. And enough. We respect no people around the world. They got that mic. They got that mic. We respect sex workers. We respect sex workers. God,

damn it. Haven't they suffered enough, Sean? The sex worker. I mean, I feel like I gave my brain a controlled burn last night and perhaps for the whole week, you know, when they light like they burn up all the dead stuff. Yeah, to keep it from going out of control if it does light up. Yeah, like a controlled forest fire. They then just became a forest fire. Like, well, you know, yeah, actually, I didn't mean any of that.

Out with the old, had to burn out all the impeachment stuff. Get this. Let's reboot, reaap, do over, do over, do over. We'd like to call some witnesses. Never mind, never mind. We're done with the beachment. We're going, let's all go home. Over and down.

We're tired. We're tired of this. They actually suckered me into watching some of this one, though. I didn't watch any of the first one. Me, there. This one mattered even less, but somehow I found myself watching it more, which makes no sense. But the Trumps,

well, that's still the worst thing I've ever seen when his first lawyer came out. Yeah. Did you see that when his first lawyer came out and he goes, wow, that was a powerful presentation by the house managers. And we were going to do this and basically complimenting the case and I don't know, it's crazy. Trump's lawyer, the last couple days, the forgot his name. I think they're calling him MV, DV or something. MV something. Yeah, he's got some eyebrows. Yeah, he's got frightening. He's not better though. Yeah. I saw him blow up at a reporter. Yeah. Oh, that's getting played everywhere. Winner. Like that's the new, that's got to be the new norm is just whenever

anybody gets interviewed by a reporter, brutally, like verbally assault them, even if it's nonsense, nonsense. Like, what? Why are you stupid bitch? Why don't you just say to me like, I said, you, you're, what's your charity about? Don't you fucking talk to me with that voice? We know how you media scumbags are. Yeah. Yeah.

Exactly. We need the guy called in last week. Just everybody should just start fucker right in the pussy. No matter what. I got that's the answer. That's the answer. It's the new no comment. Oh, that he's not the originator of that. Cause I was listening to the show last the originator. Oh, so that's a, it's a meme. It's like a viral thing they'd set up. Yeah. Then he said it was him on the news. But then another listener said that it was her friends brother. I'll wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who fucking said who said fucker right in the pussy? So then I went back

and discord and said, Hey, there's this chick is saying that you that is not you that you're stealing the out. We need to get Justin Wang on this. I feel yeah. So that nice thing, well, where's your proof? And she goes, well, he was bragging about it all over Instagram. Is this the same guy per... No, no, no, it's not his voice. Were they in the car together? And they're both telling people that they were the ones who did it? Okay, well, the guy who, you know, listening to it, it does sound like a different voice,

but people, then the guy we interviewed last week, but people, you know, when you yell, your voice raises and it was way off mic and all that shit. I don't know. I mean, the guy didn't seem, he didn't seem like a liar last week. He didn't what? He didn't seem like a liar last. No, no, he seemed, you know, pretty mad or a fact and he's been doing this shit and, you know, I would think somebody could get the positive for years.

Well, now, and then anytime anybody has any kind of story that's remarkable, everybody, that's a lie. That's a lie. We got a man, you know, I, he said it with confidence though. I listened to the show on the plane. I know. I know. The way here.

Yeah. And it seemed legit, but. All right. Yeah. Let's start the show. Let's call it. Let's call it. Let's the show. Let's call it and then I'll tell you myself. What's he gonna say? Fucker, we're gonna get a lineup of fucker right in the pussy.

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Oh, originally I was thinking about Florida because you know, Florida is awesome. Basically, Florida is too free. Yeah. You needed some taste of incarceration. I knew it was so free. I came back to LA. The prison states might have been the shortest freedom spell ever if I went to Florida first off Yeah, but yeah, man first time in five years. I know people some of these people watch the kill stream

They would know that it's like a running thing that I'm always involved with the law or you know getting fucked over Can't travel etc But finally free and clear five years. So you know when all this should happen you know you get put on bail Yeah, that's basically a probation free and clear five years. So, you know, when all this shit happened, you know, you get put on bail. Yeah. And that's basically probation. Yeah. And then, in my case, I went to fucking jail. So, you're in jail in that part.

But then when I got out, that's three years. So this is like five years total, almost shit. And man, you have a doctorate in crime. I'm sorry. I'm having masters in crime. Just the emotional weights. I'm imagining myself, how many laws that I, you have to break it like just living, being alive is breaking the law at this point.

Fucking being alive. If Ricky Vaughn is getting indicted by the feds for, for posting memes, then we're all just breaking the law all day, every day. So I can't imagine it with the sort of going back to prison over my head. It's kind of hard to explain. And again, don't need to go get the experience to feel it. But unless you have that hanging over your head, and it's just like you said, a little thing happens. I know in Virginia, for instance, it's very easy to get a reckless driving ticket in Virginia.

If you're one mile and over one mile and over 20 on speed limit, that's automatic reckless driving. If you're over 80 at all, it's automatic driving. Yeah, even if the speed limit is 70. So you have to, you're proud. And that's a great, for a farmer's market. I don't know, man, it really does get to be nerve-wracking when, you know, you're dealing with that. You know, in my case, a lot of people trying to fuck me up to, oh, well, they were my probation officer, I bring them detailed autistic reports, sending them an edible arrangement. Hey, just like, you know, I like your work. Maybe you could check out this guy even Ralph. Man, it's a back in jail.

And then every time I tell, like everybody's so disappointed by why you originally went to jail. It's a prisoner jail that you would jail. Guys, because County jail, guys, hang on, hang on, there's a cop here at the door, disappointed by why you originally went to jail is a prisoner jail that you would go to jail. Just county jail. Hang on, hang on, there's a cop here at the door, looking for Ethan. I was going to get stripper cops to come in and arrest him during the show.

He's got to get through the second airlock. Hang on, they're bringing up the cops. Yeah. John is joining us remotely. I mean, a COVID safe bunker in the city. Well, what did you, what was the first thing you did as a free man? Do you even want to say? I smoked a fat blunt.

Actually, I did. Yeah. But you know, I didn't say this publicly, but I was able to smoke even while I was on probation because towards the end, at least because they decriminalized marijuana on Virginian. Actually, you know, these Autists, like I said, they would call and fuck with me and try to get me fucked up.

Nobody, they never paid attention to it until the fall. And they actually, I told you this already, when it happened, they pulled me in for a drug test. And I was like, what the fuck, you know. I was smoking like, Marley, or whatever, like this, now I gotta take one of those, just for fun. Here's my hair, Marley, or whatever, like this, not gonna go. I like to take one of those just for fun.

Here's my hair. See what you can't find in there. But anyway, so he gave me the test and he's like, well, you passed it and I was, wait, what do you mean? Flying colors. He said, why are you surprised? And I said, well, yeah, because I was smoking a lot. And then he cut me off.

Midsyndes, he says, I don't wanna hear anymore. I don't wanna hear anymore. He said, he's in a cheaper drug test. You give people that, and have them take the test and then give them the results. Like, well, your results say you passed. And just a little look on their face, like, yeah, well, you're going to,

you clearly did drugs. Oh, man. He cut me off. He said, I don't wanna hear anything about it. He said, since the decriminalization, I stopped testing for marijuana. And so, you know, don't say anything else or whatever, but we don't, we're not testing for that now basically. So free at last. I wanted to hear you do the Martin

Luther King. Freedless, free at last. Good God almighty. I am free at last. Oh, God, speaking of prison state, the good MLK. That is a good MLK from the South. Some of the South probably comes naturally to you. Sean, do you know, here's what makes me a racist. Do you know how embarrassing it is to have to take off rave clothes in your own house? Like, do you know how,

do you not understand how shameful it feels to take off your lit-up suspenders and your tight- I can't see those. Vody, sure. It's take, and do you know how human, and your and your tight. See those. Vodie, sure. Take on. Do you know how human fucking LA canceled

on Valentine's Day? Rave are these the same fucking people that are calling your pro, people who narc, it's generation narc is what we're raising right now. And it's something to be proud of. Yeah, or yeah, to brag about even. They canceled our fucking Valentine's Day rave. Valentine's Day rave, you understand.

We've got a pent up spot of sexuality, of sensuality, bubbling and boiling in this city like a gigantic caldera under the under the surface with all of these ladies looking for a dick like a tectonic plate-sized dick to show their sorry's in for the year and they canceled the fucking rave they canceled our Valentine's Day rave on us within an email like a half hour before. Uh, we canceled on us because people would not stop calling events to bitch about it. To bitch about a bunch of definitely on, I mean, half of these people, first of all, half of these people going or more probably have already fucking had COVID. So we're all intense in purposes invincible, right?

But then they go, they call one after another, threatening, threatening, threatening. I canceled our fucking rave. God. Oh, sad. I'm using people who just heard about it. It's an oh, this shouldn't happen. Yes.

Yeah, no specifics, no nothing. You explain to me how it was done the other week or whatever. And that went off without a hitch, right? But then people got wind of this. All they need is a headlight. Well, know, the other week or whatever. It's, and that went off without a hitch, right? But then people got wind of this. All they need is a headlight. Well, the car has showed up. So we did a new year's one. The cops showed up nicely at 10 to shut it down, right?

No, it's a highlight. Yeah, no, it's 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock, this way it's got a 10 p.m. Just to make sure this is, can't shut down, right? Like in LA, the cops is why we got to cut out it. Cops stop working at about 10, 10 30 in LA. That's they shut down the department. Let's get it in before we have to, before we all wrap it up for the day, let's go shut down

this rave. So they sit there. Everybody sits in the parking lot. The cops leave like, all right, party's back on. And then they did the courtesy of not showing up again, right? And so the papers the next day put out, cop shut down, like, yeah, I was at that thing. They shut it down at 10 o'clock. Like it was, the system was working perfectly because all the morons at home read the article that said shut down a dangerous code. We got to shut it down at 10. And then everybody got to live their lives

Everybody got to live their lives and get their fuck on People who have been sitting at home playing animal crossing or watching Star Trek the next generation for a year straight Got to get got to touch other people. Oh my god. My nephews are back in school for a week, right? And everybody says, my mom and my sister's like, oh, they're amazing, they're like different kids. Like, yeah. Well, they're like kids. I couldn't even imagine being a kid in this, honestly. Oh, I mean, I was free to do almost anything I wanted.

Hang out with my friends, go, go, man, just imagine how much shit this is fucked up for kids, honestly. Imagine the trauma that's gonna turn into like severe depression as adults and the difference between the kids who obsessively follow the rules or have these rules drilled into them as children versus the ones at home. Parents are like, it's all just, it's a fucked. It's all a fucked. Yeah.

It made me, I really, I understood the Holocaust in a different way When my rave got shut down Be careful I don't have too many even that alone Worked out for Gina right? And could you believe that what is your name Gina Karano. Yeah. That wasn't even that bad, did it? Come on. I mean, it was over the top, I guess, but just don't talk about the Holocaust. Yeah, that's very, just like pretty simple.

You don't need to make the point. Whatever you think you're gonna point, you're gonna make a mess. You're gonna come out with, you know, in the Holocaust, just stop. Stop, just leave that part out. No, and we're no Holocaust. Use Harry Potter. Yeah, you know, when the other one came to be,

it was the other wizards and wizard eds who were attacking their neighbors. Apparently they've been trying to get Red River already though. She had been saying a lot of, I mean, I like it, you know, going off, but they had been looking for a reason to get Red River according to the trades and so. You know what it makes me rage about that?

It's like the, now she's in the resistance, right? Oh, now I'm gonna make a movie with Ben Shapiro. I'm sure that's gonna be a barn burner. The planet is real. She's gonna run. She's gonna make sure money gets there. They're gonna make a pile of money off of.

You think so? Probably. Just make it cheap. So it's easy. Well, I mean, not in, not real Hollywood money, but you know what I mean? Limited release. Right away, too. See some of these shitty Christian movies, they're terrible, but we have to know what

them being Christian, just the whole plot of them and the way they talk. I don't have to do with them being Christian because you cannot make a good, you can't make a good Christian moral movie because it's not real. Well, not realistic. Not one that's scrubbed. You know what I mean? That's the main problem a lot of these Christian movies have is they wanted to be so anodine and so, you know, I don't know.

That's not a problem. That's not a problem. You know what I mean, all the way through and you need that gritty. You need, you know, people going through fucked up situations. You know, it's maybe fun and so. You know what's in, maybe fun and so on. You know what's interesting, that you're saying that there's a, Christian hip hop, though, that's the shit.

Is there any Christian hip hop? Yeah. Is there really, yeah. Oh man, that's awesome. There's a moment in Greek mythology where it turns, it starts turning Christian, it gets co-opted, and they start telling like Christian stories, and you can tell like it goes from really

interesting and cool or because the gods are just like these horrible wild rampaging heads like just killed you and kids and fucking the fucking each other and fucking their sisters jumping out of skulls like yeah I'm like yeah that's awesome I would do that and then like the Christian part comes in and it gets real like moral preachy. I don't care about this. No writers. I think I'll skip this. Let me just go back to the farm, sucks. I got this at home. I have nagging at home.

I don't need to come and believe in what's I talking about? Yeah, the Holocaust. Oh. You just can't talk about it at all. You can't fucking talk. What are you doing? Stop talking about it. Just stop.

I've had this discussion many times on the kill stream, actually. And some people are more hard headed than others. I must say, why, I don't know. Let me read her a tweet. Just in case people aren't up to date on the latest hollow happenings. Oh, I mean, she, okay.

Let me criticize this tweet. Or this, this post for you. And I'll explain exactly why you got canceled here and what you could have done to, to not get canceled as someone who's, whose only priority is surviving, you know, not winning because you have to remember we're the bad guys. The people just stay in a round as a win. Honestly, we're the vampires. Yeah. They want, they want us dead for good reason, because if we were just not around, everyone, everything would function in a homogenous society, but they don't want people who are looking

to change the, who remix the Kool-Aid. Here's how Gina's statement starts. Uh, Jews, okay. You can't deal with that. You guys would say, right off top. Hey, darling, darling, I don't care how capital you make it, how capitalized you make it, just don't use that word. What is it, Seth Rogan was DM and people asking, are you Jewish? That's my first question there. Are you Jewish? Are you Jewish? Probably not going to get away with this one.

Juz were beaten in the streets, not by Nazi soldiers, but by their neighbors, even by children. Is that a smiley face? Is that a cremacy face? No, that's a like half little sad face. Oh my god. Just heartening. Because history is edited right there.

That's the problem. You don't want to be throwing around anything other than history is any kind of other way than exactly what it is right there. We've got a big problem, Miss Gina, because history is added. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, most people today don't realize that, that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of Jews. Again, we're missing a few digits in that one, Gina.

It's not. I mean, you really have to read this. It's multi-layered. Actually, I swear to God. It's so big. Yes. Where you draw that type of person, I don't think like a, you know, whatever revisionist or whatever you want to call it, I don't think that's what she's known for, you know what

I mean, I think she's just a dumb bitch. I don't even like Demandalorian. Oh, I did like the medal. I haven't seen the second season, but it's kind of fun. The government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being Jews. How is that any different from hating someone for their political views? How indeed. And then there's a picture, I think of some sort of a holocaust. I mean, that's in bad tanks. Slightly. Slightly. Yeah. I essentially immediately jumped on with Ben Shapiro, legendary filmmaker.

Jewish. Oh, yeah. Well, see. But it made me like before the holiday, there was somebody ready to, they're ready to live their life. There were so many people ready to live their life and party and go dancing and let loose a avalanche of sexuality onto Germany in the 1930s. And then you got a holly, you don't, they don't tell that story of that guy who got his rave cans, you know, crystal knocked. He's probably going, oh man tonight's going to be awesome. We're going to go out party and some abs in that couple drinks and all the sudden

There's fucking rampaging mobs of thoughts. He's everywhere. He's like what the fuck is this? Bitches are coming up and going. Yeah, you know what I'm about. I'm about having as many kids for the father What the fuck is this shit? I Thought we were up in like a new German Renaissance of thinkers and scientists You don't think about the partyers from the Weimar era enough, I think. Yeah, we're so sorry. We're so sorry. What about the hair?

The people who lost out. Oh, yeah, Shandler, I'm on the list. I'm on the, let me in here. Come on, we got a war going on. Oh, fucking for how long? Oh, yeah, okay. I'm gonna be 50. I can't pull this shit off 50.

Looks to, it's depressing. Let's see, my sister got it. My sister faked her way into getting a COVID vaccine. Oh yeah, I wanna do this. Are you gonna do it? Well, I wanna know how to fake it. She pretended that she was my mom's caretaker. Like she got my mom to pretend to be a old lady, like Mr. Burns.

And then she printed out all this fake document. Because they're not giving her, they're not giving it to the vaccine. I don't understand. I don't understand how everyone is not already vaccinated. Why did you get to fucking vaccine? I don't, I haven't tried, but I keep hearing stories for people who are actually trying to get it and it's almost impossible. It's like, I don't know. Like I'm on the waiting list. Why? Well, they're only giving it to

people above a hundred. Like what are you talking about? You everybody in America can get a pizza in 20 minutes. You why? If everything they can fuck up about COVID, they're going to fuck it up all the way through. It's been stupid. I mean, the lockdown saved nothing and tank the economy. I don't know. It's just, it's ridiculous. Tanked my rave. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me. Every day, I hear you got it. We've bought one more for everybody. Well, they beat on a two month long straight push. I got to get the vaccine. I got to take the vaccine. Oh, I want to take it. Well, sorry. I don't know. I don't know how to do it. Well, can you just pay some like, just have like pay everybody, you know, to go door to give it to the cops. Like

they're make them do something instead of pretending to shut down raves. You have, they're in every fucking city. You bought them already. There's a million ways. You guys find a way to give me a property tax bill every fucking year. Yeah. It's crazy. You know, my mom's got kidney disease and she still hasn't even gotten the vaccine and she should have been in the first wave really by their own. Yeah, they're on standard or whatever, but I guess it's because she hasn't gotten it.

I know some people's gotten gotten pretty sick. Me too. Delicious tacos actually. He's a guest on the kill stream. Sometimes I saw him on Twitter. Dave's sick. He said, that on the kill stream sometimes I saw him on Twitter. Dave said, yeah, he said that was the good choice. He said it was the by AMC medical decisions.

Oh, man, yeah, I don't know. I'm sure they'll probably get around to force it. Most people to take it somehow, but I'm not going to be nice with this. Then I found out my cousins are not going to take it either. This is like our parents taught, they're on boomer net, exchanging a minion memes. It's like, well, your son's not going to take it. My fucking son's not going to take it. And they're like, why?

Why aren't you guys, why aren't you wearing the ribbon? Well, because you know, I mean, you guys don't really ask nicely about anything. And not once have I been asked, can you please take this vaccine? It's like, can you just take the vaccine? Can you just take it please? It's just, well, you're not going to be able to travel if you don't see it. Can you just take this vaccine? It's like, could you just take the vaccine? Could you just take it please?

It's just, well, you're not gonna be able to travel if you don't see any. Can you just take this fucking vaccine? I feel like I'm in a fucking high school again. Sneaking around to drink and do drugs. An unsanctioned area. We had a super bowl party and I'm like, well, are the fucking neighbors gonna call?

Cause there's more than one car parked in our yard. Anyway. So she pretended to be my mom's caretaker. Good. That's a good one. Give that a shot. The vaccine thing has just been a disaster from the start. The way they rolled it out, the heavy handed is of seeing, oh, Joe Biden's getting the vaccine.

It just looks so kind of staged and fake. And I mean, I know they actually did it, but I'm just saying the way they pushed it, just pretty much reinforced a lot of people's already negative attitudes. And I think some folks don't understand, you know, they want it to all be big bad and mean right wing people or whatever that don't take this vaccine. A lot of regular people don't want to take this fucking vaccine. A ton of regular people. Nobody wakes up and says, you know what? I love a vaccine today.

No, I'm saying regular folks, this is not Alex Jones type shit. You know what I mean, regular people, I don't know about the vaccine. I'm not sure. Yeah, sounds good. I wonder what they, I wonder what they,

I wonder what they, I wonder how it's, you know, how it pulls out, you know, just the cross section of America, like how people feel about it. I know a lot of people who have had it, like the cross section of America, like how people feel about it. I know a lot of people who have had it, like the older people here have had it. And I haven't, you know, everybody's been, it's been completely uneventful. But, you know, it's not like I know a hundred people. Well, how many people do you know that are like excited to go to the dentist regularly?

Well, yeah, nobody's like overjoyed. No, it's just like a personal maintenance thing. Like, yeah, yeah, vaccine. Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, it sounds like a good idea, but I got shit to do. I got to go watch Gina Carino's new movie. Right. That's gonna be so. She plays an SS soldier. They're gonna make green boys that she

not to wall for whatever what's the name of that movie? Wait, what's the bitch of book and wall? They called her the bitch of book and walled. Is that who she's going to play? Yeah, no, I mean like there is a there's a Nazi a woman Nazi who was just fucking vicious. They called her the bitch of book and walled and I can't remember her fucking name, but she was a fucking bruiser like Gina, like Nurse Ratchett. Is that what they're gonna,

she's gonna be a full on Nazi, or she's gonna be a fucking guy. That's the fucking, keep pushing it. Oh my God. She's gonna be at the swap me with a big Nazi flag behind it. This is historical. This is historical.

Right. So she's seen the historical comparison genius, oh man. It's just, the idea of getting the, the, um, the, um, uh, denial that I see from people are like, oh, she got, she got, well, she got canceled that sucks. And then immediately run to bench, like the most cringe person in on earth for politics, Ben fucking Shapiro. And this is your mounting your resistance here. Like, uh, this is this is a picture for Gina Carotto is uncancelled. Oh, come on.

I heard Kevin Sorbo, Sorbo, a fucking Christmas movie next. You know what the problem is though, they keep making these comparisons about the Holocaust et cetera and these dumb Holocaust, et cetera, and these dumbass statements. And really, I don't care. I don't think she should be canceled for that to be clear. But if I were her Asian or her publicist, I would just be a gas. What happened here?

What were you doing? What were you thinking? The real problem is most motherfuckers don't know that many historical events to draw from. They know Warward too, and that's it. Most of them don't even really know what the fuck happened there. And education primed us to use a very limited palette. Like everybody has to read the same stories in high school so that we can speak to one another in metaphors.

Like, Romeo and Juliet, why are we reading that? Well, because that's the only way we have to communicate with each other. That's so nice. He's evil. So, you know, it's just like in grain. And, you know, I'm not saying they were good, by the way, don't cancel me. But what would that even look like? You can cancel the priority on the Chinese, where are your trovo? Oh, yeah, trovo.ly. I'll say in this evening, nobody, and no disrespect to

trovo, but you're not there, right? Like you're down to trovo. Not trovo. It's been some hard knocks, obviously, but they've been pretty good to us, actually, trovo.lives last the Ralph or Tord. And Nick Fuentes, you and Nick got kicked from D-Live at the same time, is it right? We did, and they reinstated my account on D-Live. They suspended me for 30 days. They reinstated it.

Because of your inciting rhetoric. No, you know what? So DC added up, I've covered a lot of those rallies live. It was great. Headed up to DC and then I had a legal issue and I was on bail. So I couldn't leave the state of Virginia. It's even worse when you're on bail because you have to have a special bail hearing. Like it's not even like probation, you can just call up or, hey, can I go, yeah, it's almost never a problem. All of this because you were, all of this because you were woken up while you were drunk. You know, this is like de-escalation 101, a police men and women.

If a guy is not, if a guy is asleep, just leave them alone. Put handcuffs on him. He'll be in for a surprise when he wakes up. What a Richmond cop told me to my face. He looked down and make sure his thing wasn't on. Actually, before he said it, he's just like a Richmond, This is never what happened. He said, you know, you got your ass whipped. I said, I've been saying that for years. I said, I'm so fucking glad that a police officer in Richmond actually told me that to my face. Because I'm from, you

know, from Memphis, I actually had this happen in Spartanburg a little too. Tipsy, you know, hair there. The cops beat the shit out of me is what they did. And I deserve to get the shit beaten out of me. You know, that's how you handle shit like that. You slap a drunk around, throw them in the drunk tank and get safthing next day, you know, walks it off. And that's it, not, you know, taking a taxpayer out the rolls for eight months.

I did eight months. Look, look, look, outside of the scope of like policing. What's that, Sean? You, you show me a guy who's passed out drunk and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble. Yeah. There's no reason for you to get walking up. With the D-Lot thing, okay, I remember now what originally got me on that tangent. The D-Lot thing wasn't actually, because I ended up not being able to go to the January 6th. Yeah, actually. I'll be, I ended up not being able to go to the January 6th, you know, stop the steal.

Insurrection. Yeah, the plotted, the insurrection that was plotted in advance and also incited at that moment. Right? That's the, yeah. You know what's funny. First off, baked Alaska actually messaged me the day before. And he said the FBI contacted me. And I was like, oh, it was kinda crazy with him. And I think somebody else came out and said this after, maybe Molleau or somebody else.

I was like, oh man, that's wild dude. And then, so I couldn't go on the six, but I still covered it live, and I was like, I think the last guy said the FBI content. Yeah, this is day before. For what? Did he elaborate? He didn't really elaborate, just talking about the event the next day, basically.

Maybe they wanted him to sing it. I don't know. I don't know. I don. Yeah, this is day before. For what? Did he elaborate? He didn't really elaborate. Just talking about the event the next day, basically. Maybe they wanted him to sing it. I don't know. But he told me that. And so I was already thinking this thing might be a little wild just because of how people were talking

in comparison to the others. Yeah. And so I wasn't able to go, but I did send Pansley Party in there. Her phone and signal ended up not working. So we didn't have any live on the ground stuff. So what I did was kind of like a studio show coverage of it all. And I still remember, my co-host goes, Mike Delasca, turn on Mike Delasca channel.

He's in Nancy Pelosi's office. And I remember, it's the very funny thing. It's one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen. It's all time classic when he's got the phone. I mean, that's iconic. It really is. You cannot change that Homer Simpson. It's just 50 cigarettes in a mouth. I go, wow.

That should be if he had I don't even know that my fuck up is trial or something, but he should be like the shag of our iconic shirt. He's sold that. He should make a lot of money off those. Oh, but can anybody even sell it? Like can anybody profit from fucking any?

He's been accepted. They got the footage from so he, he owes the copyright to that. Of course, it might be a terrorist action. Yeah, you can't profit from a fucking crime. Yeah, I'm a fan of it. Yeah, I'm a fan of it. And then if they lose, it's like a serial killer thing.

Yeah, the Twitter mob will relentlessly threaten them so that you're stuck with only the shitty ones. It shows that crack me about Trump's every every part of Trump's lawsuit. Cracked me up and was like, yeah, anytime anyone wants to defend the guy, a mob of people threatened to kill their families. And then, but then when his when the guys who are left sticking around do a bad job, then they get made fun of like, yeah, you guys fucking killed all the good ones. What do you think, what do you think he's got left?

Just Rudy Giuliani, that's it. So, Coco Rudy's out there. Hey, here, here, grease, melted down his face. He's melting down. I can't, juice. Get out of go back to selling gold, Rudy. What are you doing? He's rooting really drinks a lot.

I hope. What do you know? I heard how it's reading a count and he had like three triple shots or something before the interview. And this was that like, I think I want to say there's 11 30 p.m. and they're like, we don't even know how much he had to drink before that. I was just, oh man, I was reading through this story. I was like, man, really fucking gets down.

He's like 70 something years old. How's he even alive? But Matt, the deal out real quick, the deal out thing, wasn't for my coverage of the sixth, wasn't for any of that. I ended up doing a debate with black Israel, named Captain Cesar Yacht versus Ramsey Paul.ains is our yawk got a little spicy instead of few things. Now he is black. I think it should be allowed, but he said at least we can do. Exactly.

It's not our word. I mean, you know, it should be up to the least we can do is do black people of some freedoms that we don't have. I would say it's racist too. Yeah, even try to stop him from saying that word if you want to, right? Who are they is? I guess they're Chinese. It's like the Holocaust.

Yeah, that's what happened. So they kicked me off for a month and now it's back. But I'm on Trovo. It's still demonetized. I don't know what D-Labs doing really. They're kind of half in, half out. I don't know what's going on, but they've let some people back and must of's back. I'm not sure.

I mean, there's no, what I learned from new project too is that there is no chance of an alternative platform that's centralized then anyway. The only thing to do is to federate and decentralize as quickly as possible. I mean, I think we're in a remarkable time with crypto going the way it's going. My dad now text me every morning.

Do you see Bitcoin? He used to be tulip. It's tulips. It's just tulips. It's dumb what you're doing. Like, okay. Have fun being poor asshole. But every day now he's on it. We're in this incredible arms race

between bad guys like Iran and China. We're dumping money, dumping money into crypto versus the American hegemony, like the Fed and the banks who are similarly stuck between, well, are we going to make it illegal or are we dumping money in? Because that's how you win the financial war by dumping money. Basically. Yeah.

And then you've got, and then you've got the American stock market, which is so juiced by the Fed over the last year dumping their cash. Like you've got this amazing three-hate system. Tesla, I forget the bank that said they were going to start putting in the Bitcoin. I saw that too. Bitcoin. But you've got this incredible race that has become, that has become not necessarily religious, but a race of survival for who who's gonna control the future of the global currency, I think they're gonna propel it to like a $200,000 coin. Maybe not this year, but the next year.

And key component of that will be the necessary decentralization of everything finance. I have a Bitcoin story. Go ahead and let's hear. So, I don't know if everybody knows this story. Some listening probably do. There's this French guy or there was, resting peeps by the way,

generous guy, I'll get to the part in a moment. But he gave away, I wanna say half a million dollars worth of Bitcoin and it was a quarter of a million to Füintez. I saw that. He gave me half a Bitcoin. Oh. And he gave some other various people and organizations.

Yeah. Bitcoin. Well, the press, the Daily Mail wrote an article and said, you know, Bitcoin mystery backer for the capital insurrection. I'm actually mentioning that article. I wasn't even at the capital. And the original article where they tried to like make this a thing, some, I don't know, some left wing crypto people. And they mentioned me where they tried to like make this a thing, some, I don't know, some left wing crypto people.

And they mentioned me and they're two. They're like, alright. I love that they're trying to tie Bitcoin to the alt right because it means people ideologically not buy it. Right. And then they'll just be, you have fun with your fucking Disney dollars. You know what? I think they put me in there though, even though I only got half a Bitcoin compared to

some of the others got in, went to himself, got a ton. That's not throwing them under the bus, by the way, but I'm saying I got the lowest tier of support or whatever, and they acted like, you know, I don't know, it was Tara's financing. And they, like I said, they threw my name in. I think the reason why though is because I had that felony conviction. So they threw my name in and they were able to link to ban. So did police officers, he's got wild man.

When I got cops were bastards and we're defunding them because they're so racist, did you not assault everybody? Really, I'm ahead of the curve, right? What the look? I'm a pioneer in this shit here. I saw that guy. That guy said wake up, you white and white. And when I said, racist pick it out of here. I'm not gonna take that in Virginia wherever I am right now.

Not in my America. This is for segregation. Could you imagine if we were like that? Like what? You know, like retarded. Oh, I don't have to. Let's see here. Guerrilla. I don't have to.

Let's see here, gorilla glue in the hair. Oh my God. You know what, I actually feel bad for that woman. Because people don't know that there's no purpose though, Dick. She's 40 years old. She's 40 years old. Ralph. I would like you to consult.

I would like to be a god for 40 years old too, by the way. I would like you to look at this exhibit A, this picture I'm pointing to, which is the jug challenge that Carind did in this studio where I was here when she did that. Yeah, where I tilt the jaw over and say draw the water and know when woman could draw it incorrectly. But I actually think that she's got a defense because they've got that guerrillas not, like people don't understand black hair products, or that black people have a sense of humor about shit.

So you look at it and usually funny her actually. Yeah. On Twitter especially their layers. Yeah. Black Twitter. Fucking epic. But then I saw the, so she gets whatever. Terracon's hilarious.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Minister Farrakhan. fucking epic. But then I saw the, so she gets whatever cons hilarious. Minster for a con. She and Ferrican are gonna do a black admin can sell a couple. Oh my God. I'd watch it. I would watch that. I'd watch that over a fucking Ben Shapiro produced film. I have to say. That's what kills me about your YouTube de-platforming. Like that was, they're just afraid of it. It's like they're just afraid of this. They're afraid of what is traditionally masculine

sensibilities in the comedy and the message of what is traditionally masculine having any kind of foothold and growing from there, which it would have, I mean, your show, you were already the biggest on YouTube and it still had tons of Rome. They cut me down and like the pro, you know, on the way up base, we still hadn't even hit the crescendo. The thing about it is what I've said this before, but all these people, you know that are famous like talk show hosts and all the program,

they all got famous off, you know, controversial shit, putting racist on the air, putting KKK on the air, putting on fist fights in the studio and all this shit. And it was all cool for them, it was all great. And now you're a terrorist, now you're a racist. If you do the same thing, if you had wild guess, if you have controversial shows, all these people got rich and fat and famous off that shit.

Totally true. Totally true. Yeah, it's completely true, staring all these people. And now when other people are trying to do it through their own, coming up on their own, it's not controlled, it's self-made people basically. They don't like that. They don't like that at all. They don't like that at all. because they have no control over it.

And they're desperately trying to turn back the clock. Yeah. Over the last, you know, five to 10 years, what's happened? You know, Web 2.0, what do the fuck they call it? But yeah, the intellectuals, I mean, they write about this openly. The gatekeeper, you know, sensibilities, they want that back badly. And there's been a concerted effort, all this, you know, toss and the light conversations and all, all this, you know, toss and white conversations and all that. That's, you know, the real push is to shut self-made people down and messages they can't control down.

That's the truth. Yeah. It feels like we're living in like an apocryphal time where I see this version of this sanitized version of our culture. You see it online that they can advertise, that they can advertise around. I think this has nothing to do with, like the country's falling apart. There's people are destitute, suicides just going up, out skyrocketing.

What you're showing us is this weird Norman Rockwell version of ourselves and it's just such, it's such total bullshit. It's like on County Valley shoot. Yeah, I mean, I can't even watch it. And then I interact with people who do consume it and speak with them. And I'm like, what are you fucking, what the fuck are you talking about? Um, commercials. So the Super Bowl last week, almost every single commercial sucked.

Let's be real. And it's been that way for the last five or six years. Now there were a couple of exceptions. One of the exceptions was, you know I'm right, John. One of the exceptions was, the commercials are terrible. They have been for the last five or six years. It's the right thing to get all the edgy and you know, funny shit, you know, I grew up,

you didn't know what you might see in a survival commercial. You know what I mean? Some of my ripets, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see fucking Justin Timberlake, a polygons of Prima, oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What do you mean? You're so, hey, all that time I bragged about fucking you openly and in public and you didn't get us saying it. Well, I'd like to appallate everybody, gather around. I'd like to remind you of that.

And then I'd like credit for appallaging for it. Also, Janet Jackson, what is that really related? Let me add her in. While I'm publicly debasing myself, I might as well throw Janet into it. I'm sure Britney's the only woman You have to apologize if I had to apologize. I mean it's pretty much every fucking woman I've ever met or tie interacted with it all I got a long fucking list like Santa Claus if I'm starting to apologize It's going longer than one or two. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah, the commercial. Oh, so this is the one commercial Some fucking insurance company. I never heard of I don't know if you can find it. It's pretty funny in one or two. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah, the commercial. Oh, so this is the one commercial.

Some fucking insurance company I never heard of. I don't know if you can find it. It's pretty funny. It's like workplace harassment spoof. And I don't know how to explain it without. Let's see, Super Bowl. Yeah, workplace harassment commercial. Yeah.

Was it really? Yeah, I didn't watch a single moment of the game. That's it. Sure car, that's it. Cure car insurance who add fail of the decade. Yeah, I didn't watch a single moment. That's it. Sure car. That's it. Uh, cure car insurance to add fall ad fail of the decade. Yeah. By the way, that's just some random blue check on Twitter that had, I don't know, five or six likes on that suite. And they quote it like, oh my god, I failed the decade. Davis Tommy just whipped out his opinion. Tommy, I didn't just whip it out. She was in

the win. Plus I have a pretty big opinion. Oh, please, it's opinion, Tommy. I didn't just whip it out. She was in the win. Plus, I have a pretty big opinion. Oh, please, it's not that big. She only gave me a second. Tommy, not everyone in this office wants your opinion. Okay. Well, how about you? Last week, it had happy hour when you begged me for my opinion. I had a picture of Margarita's.

I would have taken Doug's opinion. You what? No. We can't protect your opinion, but we can protect your car. That funny is pretty good Yeah, but you would think that they set women back 300 years with that commercial There was so many people that they're they didn't like that commercial. They hated that They said that was demeaning or placening harassment and making a travesty of me too and how dare you run this commercial Actually, that's taking a real life fucking thing that's been in the news the last two

or three years and turn it into a funny commercial. Really, that's what we're talking about. They're horrified that men and women are equally promiscuous hores. I mean, we live in the trash. We're trash people. We need a steady, we need a steady stream of drugs and substance and reality enhancers, because it's horrible, because we're just trying to get through life, fucking and fucking whatever.

Being alive is so fucking boring. You know, corporations apologize for even five minutes of waiting, and God has given us 80 fucking years of waiting. This is like, this is the eternal torment that is life. This is the Sisyphean trauma and hell that is life. We're just trying to get through it. This happens every fucking day, what's going on there, and they didn't like that.

They're trying to convince us that there's nothing human about that. Anyway. Superbo commercial suck. I don't know, it's kind of depressing for me. I mean, I know, this sounds like the most consumerist thing ever, maybe, it's kind of depressing for me. I mean, I know, this sounds like the most consumerist thing ever maybe, but I still love superboat commercials.

I actually look forward to that shit. And now I don't give a fuck. I guess just hair. I mean, there used to be fun thing. Yeah. Like, there used to be shared communal experiences. We used to be able to go to raves. We used to be able to talk about the Holocaust.

How we want in a good old days? How do you wouldn't believe the Holocaust of the day I happened? I had today. Every historical comparison about the Nazi's, the elite, and it muster. You can just say whatever you wanted. It was great. Let's pretend. It was fucking great.

You could put them all in a 30 second spot. Think about the 90s compared to now. I don't know. Like just what they could say, what the comedians were saying compared to now, I don't know, it's pathetic. comedians didn't get a pauses in the 90s. That was, that means the bid didn't hit. You know what I mean? Move on to the next joke.

You see a good comedian is out there like, okay, they're clapping for me. I fuck off. Let me get to the next joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, clap it up. Yeah. Let me get to the next joke. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up. Yeah. Let's see here. Uh, guerrilla snout.

Yeah, guerrilla, guerrilla, uh, uh, it took, they took acetone to her hair. Yeah. That's what happened there. Plastic surgeon, the plastic surgeon put her asleep to just soak her head in acetone. Did I get that right? Yeah, that seems a little overkill, maybe. And the acetone. And the acetone. And the acetone. And the acetone. And the acetone. to tone. Did I get that right? Yeah, that seems a little overkill, maybe. But as you all just charge a large, pretty good stuff to get shut out though. So, um,

let's see here, I got tire mask and knots. That's what they're recommending now. CDC. The mask, the mask thing has become a, like a, like a, like a, a, a, a whole form of etiquette on its own. When are they got the double mask? Yeah, double mask. This is a lab test. 16 masks is the new mask. The exposure. Yeah, exposure to potentially infectious aerosols decreased by about 95% when they both were tightly fitted masks,

but in order to tightly fit your mask, you have to tie it in a knot. Let me see. Yeah. Oh my see. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, here it is. And well-fitting, fitting masks provided the greatest performance at both blocking admitted aerosols, blah, blah, blah, having both the source.

I saw somebody like that on the plane. I guess it started getting out there. I was like, what do they do? They're not. So you have to Jerry Rig your mask when you get it, then you have to start modifying it. How long until they make you start wearing two masks everywhere? Is what I'm wondering? Because now, you know, I wear the mask when I have to, whatever, just so I can get around

and do my shit. But I don't know, the two masks seems a little, you know what, motherfucker, I'm not sure I'm wearing two masks to be honest with you. Maybe I'm just not going to go to your fucking establishment. Maybe I'm not going to ride a fucking Uber. Maybe I'm not gonna ride a fucking Uber. You know, this is getting a little insane. Yeah. It's getting a little insane.

Uh, I'm just intembrally. I'm just intembrally. I'm choosing a mask with a nose wire, which prevent you okay. Using a mask, fitter, or brace over the disposable cloth, I can't find the tying part. Make sure it fits. If the mask has a good fit, you will feel warm air. Where's the fucking knot? Let me see.

Oh, I can't find it. Tying knots, yeah, against the... Ah, fuck it. I don't care. Why don't we just put plastic bags over? I think we should. I think we should. I had another question.

Yeah, use a bunch of those dry cleaner bags that they always say, you know, don't let a child play with. Well, wait, so I mean, we're all just inhaling plastic all day, right? Like if you're an essential worker, you're just inhaling microplastics all day. Is that not, is everybody getting mesothelioma in 20 years? That's going to be hell of a class action. I don't know. I mean, hopefully there's no excuses in there.

But, well, I mean, would you voluntarily do that? Like, oh, I was printed right out of the box from China. Let me just take a big one. Oh, these best art sheep, sheep shit made from China. Oh yeah, no, they're bad. They're, yeah, they're garbage. They're really bad. What was I looking at? They have like indecisive old Chinese characters all around. I'm like, oh, yeah, they're garbage. They're really bad. Um, what was I looking at?

They have like indecisurable Chinese characters all of them, like, oh, no, what the fuck is this? Yeah, they have a smell. Yeah, it's like, what do you do? What do you do? They smell it. Then you, the leg makes paint on toys for adults. I'm sure they're getting cancer from this.

Um, I'm trying to find this graph. It was all of the, it was all of the mask mandates in California, like when they did them, although Sean, you can't see it. That's okay. I'm gonna go get a Coke. You guys play amongst yourselves for two minutes. Okay, go for it. Double mask study.

More masks. Oh, yeah, here we go. The viral spread of Corona. So you can, this is from the New York Times, this data. Sean didn't want it. Sean was afraid of this. That's what it was afraid to see the truth. Yeah.

So this is in Southern California, we've got LA, I don't know, people, it's not a big like Metroplex down here. There's different cities and they're like an hour away. There's, there's a natural separation between them. LA, San Diego, Orange County. We've got mask mandates that are separated by, let's see, April, April to June. What is that? Two months? I have to start over at the beginning to January, February, March, April, May. Okay, that's two months of difference. Close, totally, July. And then we've got closed indoor dining. It's about a month in separation.

And all of the daily cases are exactly the same. So. None of these measures have done. Got the thing. And it none of these measures have done and it's not the thing. And it was all like to be like this though. Old people, infirm people were going to be the ones dying. That's pretty much the case. Can you believe that almost a year ago today is when a medic or I had that or whatever, you know, conversation on your shirt playing that, um, actually on the anniversary day or somewhere around there to like look back on it.

Isn't that wild? It's pretty pressy on a lot of stuff you said during that, actually, if you go back and listen to that. Yeah, we're gonna lose all of our rights. It sounded extreme then though. I mean, I was listening to it and I was like, wow, this is going to be a lot. I was singing out loud and I'm like,

we're on a holiday. Oh, I just, I got that sick feeling. I see it. I'm embarrassed to say it out loud, but this is what's gonna happen. All right, hold on. Hey, what's up. We're just talking about how smart I am.

Okay, let's get. Yeah, well, that happens, unfortunately. Painless Inspection Day. Sean, are you excited for penis inspection day in schools? You remember penisnes Inspection Day? Yeah, it was the week after a scoliosis screening. Yeah, you come in and they'd inspect your Paynes. This is a new legislation for, I guess this is so we can make sure to have transathletes

in or something like that. Legislation in Georgia introduced to create genitalia assessment boards to investigate student athletes, reproductive organs, secondary sex characteristics, and chromosomes to enforce sex segregated sports in bi... Genitalia assessment board. How do you apply for applicants? I'm like that. Is that one minute? What does the gentleman do?

We love pastors. Can't they just test the chromosomes? But they just want to look at people's chalk. Yeah. Is that hate speech to just test the chromosomes? I think it might be. I don't know. Can you allow to say them and get in past the Junk inspection?

That's what I fucking thought. So I went and read the law student age 18 or older or a parent or guardian of a student may request a waiver. Here we go. I have this paragraph for the governor body of the athletic association by submitting a written petition was a ball was shall include at minimum information regarding the students gender based on the students reproductive organs. That's first. Uh-oh.

It's getting so crazy. They're changing mother to birth parents. Oh, God. Shast milk. Did you see that? I didn't see that one. I saw a birth parent. I was like, how many, you're throwing away thousands of years of, you know, built up meaning

behind the word mother. And I was, I don't know. Look, if you're not calling it, women call themselves dog moms. Okay. So, if you're not calling it, women call themselves dog moms, okay? So, okay, fair. They're airing in the one direction. If you don't like mother, then you're not, yeah, chest milk. Let me read this one for you.

Chest milk. They're changing it from Britain, an effort to be why trans friendly a hospital is giving nurses Is advising nurses to no longer use words such as breast feeding and breast milk human milk human milk and chest Milk are more acceptable terms for midwives. Let's, let me get some of that chest milk. Yeah.

I really hit the spot. Look at this chest milk shake that I've got over here. Oh, it's going to get worse. Human milk, instead of, like everyone has breasts, right? Can we just call it, a hit milk? I think you were reading it out. Fucking human milk.

That could mean a lot of, there's a lot of excretions going on. What does that do for a human? From a human. From a human. From a human. From a human. From a human.

You know what I mean? Like, what does that do for them in their life? Does that really, are they sitting there with their baby? Finally, finally! For their baby. That's milk. Yeah. The trans parent is sitting with their baby,

with their other trans parent, and the nurse comes in and says, so how's your human milk? Is your human milk frothing for your baby? And then they go, that was an amazing experience. Finally, I'm treated with respect and dignity. Finally, midwives at a hospital in England, England is fucked. Oh my God. He's pretty bad over there because even the conservative party over there is like really heavy on speech restrictions and just insanity. Milk from the feeding mother or parent are more

acceptable terms in lieu of using the traditional breast milk. Okay. Wait, but back to the same inspection day. Based on the student's reproductive organs,, genetic makeup and other medically relevant factors. Other than your genetics. Yeah. Are there other factors? What are the other factors? I'm trying to think of nature as well. I'm trying to think of nature as well.

Well, genes and a lot of other things like what? Oh, you know, pretty much just the genes. Lots of things. You of things. The governing body of the athletic association shall appoint a panel of three physicians. Oh, cool. When we had penis inspection day was just the one guy where grab your balls and cough. Yeah. The library. Let me check out that. After they gave you that hearing test, where they said, raise your hand if you could hear it, then they pull you in for penis inspection. Now they got three to make sure you're not being traumatized.

One of them's just like to serve with the other two. Yeah. Well, it might be, it might be some kind of a pedophile. We'll get two of them. What are the odds that both of them could be pedophiles. We're going to get an anti-pedophile guy. He's not a specialist. He's not, yeah, he's not,

he doesn't get to see the child's penis. Just watching their reaction to it. Right. To see if they derived any joy whatsoever from it. Right. Yeah. That's what, well, what if we get a guy who derives joy?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, we didn't think that far in advance. Oh my god. What if we get a guy who's only attracted to pedophiles in there? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Penis inspection day is ruined. Does that exist?

Someone who's only attracted to pedophiles. I mean, it seems like it would be right. Every other fucking crazy thing is the other word for it. If you could be attracted to it, there is a woman who's attracted to it. Yes, I say it's somewhere. That's the thing, isn't it? Yeah. The governing body of a vessel.

It's only attracted to penis inspectors. I love penis inspectors. Uh, make, and make recommendations to the athletic association for responding to the petition, uh, blobby, blobby, blob. I would recommend they don't pursue this car selection. Just cancel sports. You know, there's gonna be a huge, it's already happening now, but there's gonna be a huge

push to let transgender, you know, whatever, come over and play with the females. And if the females roll over for, you know, no, excuse me, naturally, more, whatever you say, whatever. No disrespect. My sister was an athlete, so to noise me. It was so hard. My sister cares more about things than me. Let's be honest, I don't watch a lot of women's sports because no one does.

I like women's tennis. There's a couple. All right, I watched here and there, but for the most part, it's because women's tennis versus women's tennis. I don't think I could beat them in. If I'm watching women's soccer don't think I could beat them in. Like if I'm watching, women's soccer and that's the thing I could beat them. I could do that.

That was good, but I could do that. I was thinking of the wrong hoop and there's like five people watching the play, but yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, show pressure, because nobody's watching. I think I could do this.

Yeah, just a little post in there. But still, I mean, I'm still a big believer they should have their, you know, fair competitions and stuff, like, I mean, I don't know. Think about the Olympics, you know, you're gonna have, I won't say that. Just cancel sports. You guys fucked around too much. Sports are over.

We're not telling you this, Connor. We're just let it, yeah, let it be wide open. Just open it up, totally wide open, let the all-drug Olympics. You know what? Let the five foot two hundred pounds of, you know, like the all-drug Olympics. You know what, let's survive with 200 pounds of dirt all over the world. It's all the way down. The world who identifies as a fucking, you know,

whatever, just getting the boxing ring. Just everybody, just, and just see where it falls. It's full east, German. Just veins popping out of their fucking neck. Yeah, just see how that goes. See how many people die. Well, let's give it a shot. We'll try it, Sean.

I told Merlodgic to call it and he said, oh, I got a funny tweet from Maddox too. I love when Maddox weighs in on pretty much anything. I don't know what. He tweeted about me and Muthertugah. I can't, oh, I do remember, there's about my legal stuff, I think, when he tweeted that out.

Remember that? Yes, I do, yeah. What do you say? He's something, I do remember about my legal stuff, I think, when he tweeted that out. Oh, remember that? Yes, I do. Yeah. What do you say? He's something, I don't know, call me a piece of shit, basically. I deserve to go jail on all this shit. Here was what Maddox tweeted.

Same old, same old. Maddox is owning the racists on this one. Oh, this was epic. I'm glad you pulled this up. You like this one? Yeah. Okay, here we go. Maddick said, wow, he says, big L for quote, race realists who peg their entire idiotic unscientific and bigoted arguments on shitty IQ tests out of curiosity.

I looked it up to see which countries were number one on IQ, I guess he's saying. Yeah. Guess who's in the top 10, not the US, not even in the top 25. So the thing is, I'm not, I'm not, I wouldn't put myself in that category. We've had people like down the show, et cetera.

I've never seen a race realist who talks about how smart America is. You know how we got the top IQ. What is that? So even a thing. But in fact, they're usually shitting on. They have a very specific reason why America is not a race, though. I don't even get any policy post. The list is Singapore, China, Hong Kong, South, it's all like homogenous nations. I'm pretty sure race realists think Asian people are getting screwed over by diversity quotas too. I think Asian people are pretty sure that other parties want to about, well, they like it. My are those countries though. You know what I mean? They don't know how, you know, their homogenous, they should be able to do that, excited.

Manic didn't post the lowest 10 though, the bottom 10. Oh, he did, to really prove me. I assume if he's posting the tops 10, the bottom. I can't see that now, but I mean, I don't, if it was relevant, I'm sure that he's the tone about it. But if he's gonna prove the race realist and the IQ wrong, right? He should go, here's the top and here's the bottom. You can see there's no such correlation or a data that could be pulled.

Nutrition has a big component in it. And IQ, okay, where's Merlodgic? Where is he? There he is. Merlodgic. Where are you, buddy? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you how you doing man? At the Valentine's Day dick you seem to be in one of your moods. I'm in it. They canceled my fucking rave man I'm in a horrible mood. I'm in a piss poor mood. You can Yeah, I'm in a liquor mode. What kind of motor are you in? What's a Valentine's day like

in the Wonderbreadland, Wonderbread World? You know, celibacy for the most part, I haven't had a real relationship or connection with a real female in years. So, yeah, I feel you. Valentine's day. So, what's new in the commission world for you? Well, I got a bunch of people blowing up my discord like last week saying how an animator showed up on your podcast and they were wondering why I wasn't there to speak my case. So I went and did a bunch of research to see what the hell happened. The guy you showed up on your podcast, his name is Grayson Warner built.

I met this guy the first time I went on your podcast. He went over to me after the podcast was done. He asked me, hey, oh my guy, I heard you were in the market for animations. I will do you an animation for free. And I'm like, that's great. When can I get it? And then he disappeared for what felt like years and years and years on end.

And he shows up on your podcast. And then after he's done, he then sends me an email. It's like, hey, yeah, so about that animation, I'm still working on it. I was flat broke the day I met you and then after I was not flat broke I got a job working in the industry So he got a job as a professional storyboarder But he's still remembered that animation he wanted to give me something I had completely forgotten about a long while ago Well everyone loves you

Everyone wants to bring your fetish to life or your dreams to life. You got to know that, right? Well, it's cute. I appreciate it. I got the animation right here. If nobody's seen it yet, let's see it. Is it safe for work? Can I put it on YouTube? Yeah, it's actually safe for working out because yeah, storyboards are there very time-consuming. It takes like several fucking weeks to do like one frame of animation. Yeah. And I got it right here. But, uh, so tell me about this rave. What was it about? It was about, uh, it was about, uh, you know, love. It was about getting, it was about reconnecting. It was about unity. Perhaps you've heard it. Did you see fucking

Jill Biden's unity, hearts thing that come off from the White House? What a, what a personal touch that was. Dig what you mean? We finally got a real, a real human being in the White House. Yeah. Here it is. Okay. Let me, let me load this up so people can see it. All right. So this is, this is a, a woman revving a chainsaw that you've got here. You know, he just sent me this the other day. He said, this took me weeks to make. He had to do every frame by hand and they had to put a bunch of storyboards up on the wall. And they had to interconnect each and every storyboard, you know how this works.

Like, animation is not exactly an easy process. It looks incredible. It looks like heavy metal style. Like, Don Bluth almost. So what do you think? Do you get off to this? He gave me that for free. I didn't spend a penny on that. heavy metal style, like Don Bluth almost. So what do you think? Do you get off to this? You gave me that for free.

I didn't spend a penny on that. It's like, this is my gift to you. Thank you for being yourself. Yeah. He said you were looking for like a bratty girls for your commission. Yeah, of course. Why do you like that?

You're like bratty girl. So not just wonder bread, but like acting like like like like brats. Yeah, I'm like the omnisimp. I feel like you could find that in a real woman. Want to just ask like a bitch. Yeah, you know, when you find that in a real woman, it ruins the fantasy because it makes you into a real simp. Yeah. True. Uh, yeah. What else is going on with you, bud? Shoot it. Do you put them in their place with a bratty girl or you're just like getting abused?

You know, it's kind of like a cuckoldery thing. I, uh, I actually really like you when they behave this way. You do? Are you into cucking too? I do. Not real cucking. No. Thinking about it, like fake cucking to? No, I do. Not real cucking. No. Thinking about it, like fake cucking.

And you know, see that's the thing, you know, when you have a fantasy, the reason why it's great is because it isn't real, when it becomes real, you don't want it anymore. The reason why it's great is because it's not tangible. It can be whatever you want it to be, but when it becomes something, it's nothing. I don't know, some fantasies are pretty good. That's not all. it's nothing. I don't know, some fantasies are, yeah. I saw that. I was saying posting about them. Yeah. Thank you, by the way, for letting me bring this up. Go ahead. What do you want to say about it? Yeah. So, um, I wanted to do something special

from my grandfather because now that I'm only just knowing that he passed away and nobody told me about it, nobody had the means to tell me about it. I wanted to do something special for him to honor his memory. And now I went and did a bunch of research because my grandfather is a guy who used to read books. And a lot of his books are autobiographies based around different moments in his life. So, I wanna do is I wanna read them.

I'm gonna read them. Sorry, have you read the biography? No, I'm not. No, you haven't. I've not read any of his books. That's the other thing I wanted to do. I wanted to get all seven of his books I'm sorry, have you read the biography? No, you haven't. I've not read any of this book. That's the other thing I wanted to do. I wanted to get all seven of his books

and I wanted to keep them, is keep six. Bro, what if he has like bread stuff in those autobiographies? Do you think that's possible? Like any kind of... You see, you see, it's funny because some of these books are actually about me. So they don't specify my name by name in the books, but what I want to do is I want to get all these books and I want to put them on things like e-kindles so they're more easy

and convenient for people to buy. Okay. I learned that there's not that many paperback versions of these books, so I want to get all the PDF files up on these e-kindles so people can buy them. My idea is I want to get as many people as I can get to buy these books as a means to honor his memory because it's always been his dream to want to become a professional novelist and make money off of his work. Okay. One of his books that he held in high regard is a book called A Grandpa on a Children's Village. That was back when he met me at a place called the Jordan's Village. It just existed in the watch.

That's like a bad porno. A damn bottle of silver. I can see this snowball game coming to me. Damn it. Damn it. I'm in the children's house. It's like Mr. T. It's like Mr. T.

If you want a field of that fire, I should also point out that he was also a devote Catholic. No. A grandpa and a children's village. Oh my God. Why didn't nobody tell you he died? I'd so shelter in place has been so fucking crazy that everybody's just been up in their own little world.

Exactly. I knew for a fact. Wait, the phone? They couldn't tell you. Why did you find out eventually? So I'm going to Safeway and I ran into a former children's village employee, which was the foster I used to live at, and she said she recently moved to Bennett Valley. When we were driving over to Safeway together, she recently went and told me before I got

to the car. Oh, by the way, your grandfather died. Did you know about that? Fuck. What the fuck? No, I didn't. He dropped that news. Yeah.

Yeah. I actually won't smile as the gay or your grandfather died. Just you know, I'm not a grandfather. Oh, my God. Grandpa, did you hear about that? Just a second coworker. Just some woman. No, not a coworker.

Just somebody I knew back at the children's village. She used to be a secretary. What is the children's village? What? Yes. I knew back at the children's village used to be a secretary. What is the children's village? What, yes, what the fuck is the children's village? I guess children's village. The children's village. It's a former foster home I used to live in.

I used to be a foster child. It's been six years in my life there. Did you really? I didn't know you were a foster child. I didn't. Yeah. I've been a foster child since 12 years old. No, that man since I was 12. Do you know who your real parents are? I do know who my real parents are. In fact, if you go on my

Kiwi Farms page, there are people who talk about them frequently. I'll have sure. Do you have a relationship with them? Fucking hate them because my mom has a metatic, and my dad is a dependent alcoholic. You have a normal relationship with your parents that you can cut all the organs in. I said, I suddenly don't have as many jokes. Okay, believe me, I can tell you all kinds of horrible stories depending upon the next time I'm brought back. Tell one now. Tell one now, I'm all ears. Tell one now. Tell one now.

I'm all ears. It's Valentine's Day. We should be talking about the dance of love, whatever, what's, what comes to mind immediately for you? Uh, in terms of love. No, horrible stories. That's horrible stories and it is love. Yeah, talk about that.

I was making a joke about everybody's coming together for love right now, but I'm just giving everyone a cons list vis-a-vis your parents. Tell us a horrible story about them. Horrible story, what kind of horrible story about what? V specific dick. I don't know. It's just like an improv sketch. I got to throw a word out there. I don't know. Where's one you can think of. The worst one you can think of. Not a fucking Patreon. Yeah. The worst one I can think of. The worst one you can think of. Not a fucking Patreon. Yeah, the worst one I can think of. I remember one time, and you could probably find this somewhere on the internet that a news report wanted to do a bit on the children's village,

and we thought as all the foster kids, we're all going to say our peace in front of the camera, but the woman who is in charge of the children's village that day said, no, we don't want the children in the shot. And we're not wearing a mask. Yeah, wait, why are you doing a documentary on the children's village if the children's village that day said no we don't want the children in the shot. And we're not wearing a mask. Yeah, wait, why are you doing a documentary on the children's village if the children aren't going to be in the shot? And she was like no they're going to be in the shot but we're not going to have them talk in front of the camera.

So when I asked her why is this guy the way this is some information we forgot to tell you but we're going to only tell you this right now. The landmass that we bought the children's village and built it on is right next to an area that's known for pedophiles being in the area. You don't let them know. That's what he said in this area. So the children's village was next to them and she told farms, what are you talking about?

That was the reason why she couldn't be on camera. What? What the fuck are you talking about? What? Wait, you grew up on a village, like a free-range foster child village that was next to a pile'm like the Hunger game. What is this?

Where did this happen? Children's Village is in Santa Rosa. What's left of it was in Santa Rosa. It's in a place called Coana Terran, it's right next to a college area. Okay. And where are the benefits? So the apartment complex, it's right next to what the children's village used to be,

it's the place you could roll the pedophile's lips. Okay. Yeah, so you make pedophile jokes, and that's the first thing I remember because, you know, they're like, no, we can't have you in front of the camera. What if a pedophile comes on the property, finds out who you are, just send your name and it's just a rape deal. What, the pedophiles are at home watching the news going, oh yeah, that's a spice, you know, that's my logic.

Yeah, that's what she said. It's like, you can't even shot this. Just about promoting the village. She's like, oh, you're not allowed to. I must have him. I must have this boy. What was the real reason they didn't want you on TV? They just wanted to talk more.

I mean, it was because they, I was probably super unhappy and they were probably thinking I was going to say something that's not supposed want you on TV. They just wanted to talk more. I was because they I was probably super unhappy and they were probably thinking I was going to say something that's not supposed to be on TV. You're unhappy at the children's village. Why are you kidding me? I used to have people tell me that McCay used to get into fucking screaming matches with God because he hated being a foster child that badly. He would just scream for hours and he would just cry afterwards. Who is who who another child at the children's vote you know me you would wow. I sucks. How long are you there? I was there for six years.

I was there from 12 to 18. The minute I turned 18, it booted my ass off the property and they said you're on your own. When the checks dried up, I assume. Yeah, you know, when you're no longer dependent on the state and you're legally 18, they don't want anything to do with you. And since I was a fucking piece of shit over there, they told me to leave. I ended up in Lake County for 10 days and if anybody who's ever lived in Lake County, it's just a place that makes a lot of meth.

I lived in a trailer park for 10 days and I wanted to kill myself from throughout night of those days. Wow. You have had a very rough life for a wonder bread fetish guy. Yep. You know, man, is there anything good about the foster system? No, like do you ever hear anything good about it? Is there one one thing that's serious? Come on. One thing people tell you about being a foster kid is it's like legal child trafficking. They can take you away from their parents and keep you there. But what's really fucked up is

foster homes are becoming more and more like a dying concept. It's not like little orphan Annie in the fucking movie where big billionaires gonna come and get that little daughter and the day is gonna be safe. No, it's nothing like that. One time, when me and my brother were living

at the Children's Village, a pedophile wandered onto the property and he wanted to adopt my brother, only my brother. Oh my God! Oh my God. And you learn. Is Gina who we are going to make this into the heartwarming,

to live me in the Holocaust. A pedophile. What's going on? He's my dad. So one day a pedophile wanted to add to the children's failures and he went to a job my bread. So what's funny is you learn, ladies? Do you know that this pedophile, I wanted to adopt my brother, had been going

to different foster homes all over the state. And he was specifically, now hold on, he was specifically targeting retarded kids, so my brothers were targeting. Your brothers retarded? You get all the kids, he was adopting, and pulsally, they were all either developmentally disabled, that literally could not talk, I said just making rage sounds or they were crippled. And he wanted my brother because he

thought it'd be easy to rape. Because he couldn't tell on him. He was, he couldn't go to the cops. Hardy kids, he's like, he had a definite strategy that didn't he? That's it. That's part of it. Catch them because they're so crafty.

Graphically, he's better, he flew over the books. All these pedophiles get cut, because these kids wrap them out. He just got lower, your standards a little bit. Guys, pedophiles.com, I figured it out. We got to go to the children's village and get some of these retarded kids. How did you know he was a pedophile? We learned later because you know, the thing about pedophiles is they try not to look like pedophiles, even though it's hard for them.

They're almost to be Mr. Rogers. Even when Mr. Rogers has a pedophile vibe, do I? Does. Well, they, because they all jacked his vibe. Like, he was genuine and all the pedophiles are like, oh yeah, I'm Mr. Rogers. Yeah. Yeah. Old man with a pimped chain wanders onto the property and says,

lead me to your retarded children. I want to talk to them. You know, that's usually a red flag. That's a red flag for me. Can I see their re-talk, please? Bring me out your fine and retarded kids. Oh yeah, that's a good one. I like this one.

They line them up like the moonlight bunny ranch. Yeah, I like those nuggets though. What do they say? So what do you want? What do you want? I like it more. You know, kind of retard at you in the market for today, sir. I'm not an evil.

You know what's really under, I need under. What? What? I knew this guy wanted to adopt my brothers because they didn't tell me about it. I had to learn later where they were almost about willing to sign that adoption paper. And I ran into the room like, fuck you doing it. And asked me, and that's why I stopped. But my boss, if you want to use, like, no, just go adopt your brother.

Did you really stop? Nobody keeps you in the loop. Adoption. They're not supposed to. You're dependent on the state, your property, not a person. Wow, what'd your brother have to say about it? His mouth is full. No, he's fucking.

We'll go take the toilet children's clothes. She ain't going for your children's boots. We'll take the children's clothes. She ain't going for your children's boots. We'll take the children's boots. We'll take the children's boots. Wait, say that again, Ma'er, sorry. So when the pedophile thing didn't work out, they ended up taking them to a different foster

home and it was there he started becoming more and more angry at the world. At one point at time. He bought a guitar for 200 bucks. And the person who sold him that guitar, claim that guitar was signed by Jimmy Hendrix. It wasn't. It was a wooden guitar that you got like a match marker and like wrote Jimmy Hendrix on the guitar. And by the way, Jimmy Hendrix owned this guitar.

I'll sell it to you for 200 bucks. But he kept that guitar. So he kept that guitar for the longest time. And when he moved to this new foster home up in Sebastian pole, when he went to the person who owned that foster home, he hit that person over the head with the guitar, Jeff Jarrett style. He broke into this car, slept in that home. This is how much I hate you.

This guitar has been signed by Jimmy Hendrix. How retarded is your brother, Murr? Like, he can conduct commerce though. What? He's Timmy from South Park retarded. How did he buy a guitar then? So up near the children's village, there's this place that sells

a musical instrument just on the side of the road. And there's this groovian man, we'll try and sell you things that are overmarked that he got off like Amazon for like 20 bucks. That's how he sold that guitar to my brother for almost 200 bucks. And he kept that guitar and he never played it. And then he had that guitar on him when he moved to the new foster home and then he that guitar and he never played it. And then he had that

guitar on him when he moved to the new foster home and then he hits someone over the head with it. I think you've broken my my brain. This is one of the ha- this is one of the greatest things. I can tell you a story about something crazy that's how I want to say it's not true, but man is so fucking detailed. Oh, you're you don't think Merlagic is being 100% honest. But it's so detailed, the Peruvian. This is a guy who, you know, is funny because there's a lot of people who still to this day say this guy's doing a bet, he's doing a long con. There's no way anything this guy talks about.

That's definitely you and, you know, you're actually just going to come out and say, you know what, guys, the bread thing, it was all meme, you know, it's, it was all a bit, you like, you know, I've been fooling you this whole time, you never knew about it. Well, you remind me of the way the excitement and the exuberance you show for your fetish reminds me of Black Light, one of the, he's called in before, he's like, he's a furry and he's like, totally on a shame, it's great. It's fucking great great in my opinion.

But he called in, I forget, I forget, somebody remind me what Blacklight's story was. He had some childhood trauma. I feel like you have all this childhood trauma and then you grow up and you're like, I don't fucking care if people think I want to fuck bread. Like what? I'm trying to protect my retarded brother from getting raped and adopted by a pedophile. I don't really, I don't really give a fuck what people online think about what gets me off. I just want my retarded brother not to be

sucking dick for life. Not to be like a sad guy. You think I don't go on Kiwi Farms like once a day to check to see if these people are still thinking of me, they're not, they're more worried about the fact that their website is hemorrhaging money. Tragic. Do you suspect your brother? I do. website is hemorrhaging money. Oh, tragic. Do you suspect your brother?

I do. He's my next door neighbor. He lives like two feet behind my apartment complex. Oh, geez, you're not in the same apartment complex, are you? No, he actually ended up getting adopted by a nice kind lady. He's now 19. Like, he's going to, well, if it weren't on his shelter in place, be going to school now. I'd be going to the SRJC. What's the SOJC?

It's the Santa Rosa Junior College. It's the public community college people can go to to pretend like, you know, you didn't get a GED and you're actually smarter than you think you are. That's another story I can tell you someday, the where I somehow failed upwards from high school and ended up in college. Well, everyone does that. Blacklight shot his parents hired someone, hired a camp to come in the middle of the night and abduct him and take, right, him to camp,

like a reeducation bad kid camp. Wait, wait, wait, say that again. Black. So blacklight, a listener, he's called in until this is a great story. His parents, oh, he was 15, he was 15 years old and his parents, his parents hired a camp to send counselors in to abduct him in the middle of the night. Some CIA rendition should. Black ops, and take you to like bad kid camp. And he, he wasn't doing anything that bad, like the way he told it. So his grandpa had given him a handgun, a 45.

He woke up and thought guys were, were breaking in his criminals. Well, which they were yeah criminals were breaking into a house to abduct him and he He shot them both executed them in the middle of fucking night. It's like well, fuck it. You better send more guys that time He's like he's really a yeah, he shot oh he shot them both and one died But he's very open about being a phrase like, well, I mean, I don't know how to make you can't really make fun of a furry who who shook up in the middle of the mountain, fucking put a guy in the ground. That's 15 years old. Fucking real suck on that.

This entire story is a strong education as to why we all need to be pro-gun because you know, what if people break into the middle of the night, want to take you to a special summer camp? A man named Mr. Epstein wants to see you in your nice little free suit. I keep thinking of those drill sergeants that used to bring on like Jenny Jones and those shows and not a great guy or the face of the kids. And one of those types just comes in and the fucking furry just smokes it. Smokes him.

Oh my God. Oh, you got spit on me. Bob, Bob. Yeah, that's what on me. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that's what it was. Those things were so fucking stupid. I hate that, I hate that like scared straight porn for boomers. Oh, there's, ah,

there's some, that was all over the place in the 90s. They used to be like a whole set up for a talk show. My real military like fetishism, just yelling at kids that don't have parents. Get the fuck out of here. Some of the kids have some fucking problems. The kid on more level drills from like fucking

Vietnam movies of that era. You know, the kid was too little, he had fucking dinner too. Yeah, it's for boomers to entertain themselves. Like to feel to wish they were yelling at kids. I remember being a kid thing, and man, this is fucked up. I hate these people.

I hate these people for doing like these are my brethren basically my fellow kids and they're fucking them over a live TV for fucking embarrassing them for nothing. Yeah, yeah, you know, you know, Dick, there was a time I actually put my foot on an old woman's lawn and she actually pulled out a shotgun and told me to fucking step my ass back. Where was that? Right. I was trying to run to the bus.

I was trying to cut through some old lady's lawn. The minute my foot touched the grass, she pulled out a shotgun. It's like boy, you best get off my lawn. I ran for my life. I ran faster. I fucking hate boomers. This lockdown has saturated every fiber in my being with a hatred that I have never felt in my life. I really that I have never felt in my

life. I really, I really just fucking hate them. I do not feel any kind, I do not feel anything in common with these people anymore. I can't. The people going around all day, like I go on a walk every day, you know, because I'm 40, I get a little get the blood flowing through. If I don't have an alcohol problem as long as I can get out of bed and go and walk Yeah, and these I pass people every day and they like have their masks around their fucking neck and they see me

I feel like I feel black because they see me coming. They're like I got across the street to get a put their masks on Get away from it. I think I just you got you did this you guys did this in LA They wear it everywhere and if you're not wearing it So you know everywhere else you just take it off your outside whatever Yeah, but in LA they look at you like you got the plague or some shit if you're walking around outside Okay, what what relax? It's super weird because like you know It's like shelter in place now has like a lesser priority to it because a certain orange skin individuals in an office anymore It's only a priority when we need a distraction from something else.

When people start asking questions, it's only when shelter in place becomes a real problem again. All these numbers that suddenly grew that we don't know why, just suddenly grew and you could be afraid again, be afraid forever. Go back to your pod. It's just like the Holocaust. All right. All right, man, you got it.

Does anything make you a rage or anything? Get out of here. I'm going to read some comments. All right. All right. I'm already got it. Does anything make you a rage or anything? Get out of here. I'm going to read some comments. His life. Bro, you have the most interesting fucking life. You're talking about your grandpa's memoirs, but you have got to put some of this shit down. This isn't what you've gone through.

Even the name Children's Village is just, it's insane. It's like a, it's like a high-end doctor's suicide story about this place. It's the worst place I've ever been in mind. It was the lowest point in my entire life. And each time you invite me on the podcast, just to talk about stories about like this, come get me. Tell me another one there and I will fuck you.

Tell me another one. How many corrode of all the places? Yeah. How many kids were there? About 30. 30 kids. Like many how many kids were there? About 30. 30 kids, like a classroom of kids. A lot of these places are absolute cesspools, dude. And the way they treat these kids, he's talking about pedophiles and stuff. That's, yeah, that's

shit's common. And just, you know, mistreating the kids in general. And they know that they can't do shit. They have something over sky, a fucking sad place is like, just place that soundtrack on loop. They have no advocates, too, though, you know, it's like a fucking sad place is like, I just place that soundtrack on loop. They have no advocates too though. You know, it's like a foster kid. You know, they're comparison.

One of the parents gonna come talk shit. No, they're not. And they know they can just do whatever to these kids. So Ralph, you should start a children's house. They choose. Oh my God. Right. Let's take good care of these kids. You guys, you know, we're not bad files. Oh my God. Right.

Let's take good care of these kids. You guys, you know we're not pet files. You know we're not, we're bad. We're bad dads. We are bad role models. We're not pet file. You know we're not fucking pet files. We're too drunk.

Oh, the, too drunk. No, you never seen a drunk pet file, you know? No, you don't. That's true. They never seen a drunk pet file. They're not able to, they're not drawn to the air. They're not drawn to's true. They're not drawn to the I don't need to be drunk. They encourage themselves already touch kids. They just do that Impulsively to drunk to lower. Yeah, they you can't be so rare. They get an opportunity.

You know, they don't get a bunch of opportunities. So they got to be on their game all the time. They're probably pretty straight edge. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You got to be prepared. If you're a pet of I you got to wake up every day and think of one thing. You can't be getting. This is a house, you know, God, God frowns upon what I do, but we don't drink in this house. Okay, give me another horror story

from Children's Ranch, whatever you were. By the way, Nick Fuentes was on that, the heel string wasn't in there. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Nick Fuentes was singing Ram Ranch with wasn't he? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Nick Fuentes was singing Ram Ranch with us. He came in and sang Ram Ranch. And now he's, now they're playing videos of him in the fucking conf-

You know, it's so funny, isn't it? It's the end of the stream. He said, he said, Ralph, you know, this is the perfect place to do is the kill stream. You know, when shit like this breaks out, this is exactly where I want to be. And he was like, man, it's been a while, you know. It's been some years. We're both still here, man where I want to be. And he was like, man, it's been a while, you know, it's been some years.

We're both still here, man. I don't know. It's crazy kind of just like where it went from there and. Yeah. Take the email mentions. You've been pointing this through. The old room and it's just when Nick and Ben had that debate and Ben fucking debated circles around Nick to the point where Nick actually went and harass Ben Sharpios family.

I still think about that often. Who's been the time where Nick masturbated on stream, he got banned on YouTube. No, wait a minute. Nick, what? I have to say that I don't think that that happened that last part, especially, but I know you did have a confrontation with Shapiro outside of what was it? In front of his family. Like, come on, dude.

Like let the man just hang out with his big, titty sister. Like, he doesn't need this right now. Oh, fuck off. Yeah. Give your family home. But you can't have a conversation in this dream. Yeah, we can't worry about you guys. Just give me a fucking break. What do you mean, don't always in front of his family?

You think any wife in America is going like, oh man, I thank God my husband didn't get confronted today for all of the bullshit that he does. Well, what's wrong with having a conversation with a guy? It happens. Well, you know, it What's wrong with having a conversation with a guy? It happens. Well, you know, it's one thing to have a conversation. It's one thing for Nick that you start screaming in front of Bennett. It's like, man, you know, you didn't win that debate at demand or rematch.

Like, it's a fucking sport. The first time he did, but he didn't actually have a debate with Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro wouldn't debate him. She really noted that there's only one thing to do. There's just a second chance back and forth on Twitter. Shapiro won't debate him because, I mean, honestly, from Shapiro's perspective, I understand that because it's like why give the guy the platform? Yeah, yeah, it's only going to help him.

And he can always be able to help him. He's a filmmaker now. Right. He's about that type of shit. Yeah, I hope it's really wild seeing Nick getting brutalized by the fucking government. Like this is, this is a, this is their example evidence. Oh, you guys said it's the premise. Four times by name and a few different video clips.

Like, wow, a guy killed stream guests. We don't have some of these, you know, blood sports and all this. And I'll know them for years. And now they're playing this guy in the fucking impeachment in the goddamn United States Senate. Say, public enemy number one kind of well behind Trump, I guess. And then even his own, like his own, his own people are, I was watching your show this week and his one of his patch, what was his name?

Patrick Casey. Yeah, Patrick Casey. Totally fucked Nick over. Like really, really, in a really gross way. I watched him, I watched your show, and I watched Patrick Casey deliver that monologue, and it made my fucking skin crawl. Like you're divulging personal financial information

of another guy that's obviously conjecture in such a weasel way. That was absolutely disgusting when he did that. I could not believe what I was watching. So I have to say neutral on that, but I will say that he went pretty hard, honestly, and he said some things where I was like, it has to be more than just,

it has to be more than just this. Oh no, if you're telling, oh shit, if you're telling people about my financial situation, yeah, you're fucked. You have fucked, you have just fucked up. But what you say that, there's no path for reconciliation after that. You start dropping some knowledge and, I don't know, man. Yeah, it was, the whole, it was, it reminded me of Maddox is lying and implying shit.

Like Patrick Casey was saying, oh, Nick has to put this conference on because he's like, financially be whole like he needs the money because the feds have frozen his bank. It's like, man, how do you fucking, all of that is just can, there's no way you know. There's no way you know. First off, we do know that the Bitcoin alone, if he had held it, which I sold it immediately because I thought it might be some mistake. I was like, I didn't know who the fuck sent me this. I was like, let me sell it for they figure out I'm not supposed to fucking have this.

You know what I get to hold it. Yeah, let me get that in my bank account. I don't know if the fuck's going on here. I didn't see this in the loop. It's after it happened. And it said point five Bitcoin in your coin base. I was like, this is a fucking joke. What are they trying to scan me back on coin base? I hadn't been on there in six months. God damn it though. It was there. Fucking Nigerians. So, but I was, I was going to end up buying any of that GameStop stuff.

I didn't. And some guy came on my show and shielded it. When is that $4? And he said, get in on it, Ralph. And we made fun of him for three weeks. We're like, this fucking moron. What do you mean by GameStop? What a loser. And then GameStop fucking went to the moon. I would have made, I don't know, $50,000 probably if I'd have just listened just a little bit. But the fucking billionaires weeping in their mansion is crying about how the goyme know. But if Nick held on to, yeah, if Nick held on to that Bitcoin though, it would have been, it would be like $500,000. It's got time and hands just about hold on to the. I don't agree with Nick's masturbating and the whole God stuff, but God, I love that he never, he never capitulates anything.

I was gonna say that. It's so fucking great to see. He never phrases things in a way that to make them palatable. I really, I really love that guy. I hope he's around forever, but I don't think he will be. Him, Nick, you and Sam Hyde, I feel like we're chopped're we're we're chopped off the knees like in culture. Our culture has has experienced a significant detriment because of that. Well, thank you for putting me in that class there. But yeah, I don't know, man. It's fucked up. I, I tend to think and I've

said this on my show, but I think it's going to be a year or two. I really don't think it's going to be this dark forever. You know what I mean? In terms of people getting their shows published and, you know, monetization, all that. That's why they always say it's darkest before the dawn. Right. I know they signed a bottom and tear each it. Yeah. I know that sounds tried a little bit maybe and maybe I'm just, and I'll sign it in rainbows pumping, but I do feel that way really do. Yeah. There is, if the, if the distributed finance sector grows, keeps growing the way it is, we're in a spot where you can't even describe it to the people who want to shut it down because it's so

complicated. It's a really in a perfect spot. It's like we're at the internet started. We had to tell somebody, oh, you got to get on the internet. You got to go buy a modem ding dong ding, then you call a thing and they're like, I'm dumb. That's too complicated. Now it's eat, you can't avoid internet. You can't fucking avoid it.

It's like, oh, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. That's too complicated. Now it's eat you can't avoid it. Yeah, you can't fucking avoid it. It's like, oh, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Once we get finance back to a way that's too complicated, we'll be fine. All right, Merlodgic, get out of here. I got to get crippled Jesus on here. I see your Hattomi Tanaka post. This is what they do to get me to look. They put messages on pictures of Hattomi Tanaka and it works every fucking time. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Tommy Tannock and it works every fucking time. My most discrafty is the pedophile that only goes after retard. It's just right below that. Colin, with more stories, please.

Yeah, sure. Just come and give me whenever I'll fucking share whatever. Okay. Bye. Bye. Do you have anything you want to promote? Nothing. Just my grandfather's books, but I gotta get those on e-kindles.

So when I get around to doing that, I will. Are you good at that? Can you do that? I'm gonna talk to people. I talked my way into being on this show, which is more than I thought I was capable of. Well, I mean, are you able to put the books up and get them on? It's a simple process.

If you want help, let me know. I would absolutely fucking love your help. I would very much appreciate that. Yes, send me an email, we'll get done. I'll put my, I'll put top men on it, Riley. Right. Stop it. Grip all Jesus and,

right. Right. Or, yeah. We'll come on that email, draft in a bit. Okay, bye buddy. This is, God, what? Children's Village. What do you think about that, Sean?

Jesus. Well, I, I realized What do you think about that, Sean? Jesus. Well, I realized, you know, about halfway through, he's not talking about a blood relative as his grandfather, right? Yeah, he's talking about the guy who ran the village. I had no idea he was a foster child. Oh, was he talking about the guy that ran the village?

I mean, probably, or it doesn't make sense. I'm not going to have to go back to the reasons why he wouldn't know, you know, about any of this stuff. I mean, it's not like he's got a tight family. Yeah. Honestly, thought it was a troll for certain parts of it, but then it was so detailed and I don't really know this guy's whole history, but man, I don't, I don't know, I don't think it was. I think it's just, it's like, it's just a wild shit. That's wild shit. Yeah, he talks like that all the time. I mean, it's, he's either like

incredibly good at trolling or, you know, I don't know. He's 100% real. There is no fucking, I will not stand to have him in this way. Even question to all. If you're coming to the table with that, you better have some hard evidence and not just conjecture. I refuse to entertain such hypotheticals. No, I agree with it. I think he's completely legit. Mer, Mer, your grandpa, was he in charge of the children's village? No, he was a grandparent. There were six grandparents on the children's village and he was one of the favorites. Wait, what? So you called him your grandfather?

Your six grandparent? It's my adopted grandfather. Right. Okay. They were like the grandparents for the kids, like they had like a set of, like a rotation of grandparents. So the reason why there were grandparents on the site was because the woman who was running the place at the time wanted to create this idea where grandparents are kind of like wholesome people so they thought they'd relate to the kids better and sure enough it worked.

Now you can make all the pedophile jokes you want, but weirdly enough, it worked, and a lot of the kids actually related to the grandparents that were on the children's village property. It was the foster parents themselves, they couldn't relate to. Now, it wasn't the case for every foster parent there, but there were some people who just straight up got the job

just because they had a driver's license, because they needed them to drive the van. Okay, I need to read this book. Yeah, email me. All right, bye, Mer. Yeah. Yeah, see ya. Wow.

Do you really want, you really want geriatrics driving a bunch of kids around in a van? Ah! Ah! It's gonna be all across. Ah! Cripple Jesus. Say, are you there cam

dick what's up buddy you got an update with your feminist studies thing yeah so over the weekend the lot happened so I requested a question and I got that question oh and I'm doing my assignment you know to catch up on the class and I check my, and I'm doing my assignment, you know, to catch up on the quiets. And I check my email and I get an email from my professor, my new professor. I put it in the chat. I don't know if... Let's see. I can put it in there again. Hey, has any, has any petafile ever targeted you? Well, you know, I wouldn't run away or anything.

Yeah, that's why I got with the easy. We actually had a petafile English teacher and nine's great. My nine's great English teacher was a petafile, but she only fucked tall black guys. So I don't think. Ha ha ha ha. Dude, make the gut. Kardashian family full of putt of false to the front. Did you post it? Did you post the...

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, it's right here. Okay, there it is. The thing you posted says, as I believe you have already been notified, you have been temporarily removed from my class pending an investigation by the Office of Wellness and Community Responsibility. The Office of Wellness is going to investigate you. Oh, yeah.

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Yep, who are these podcasts and believe it or not, Dick, when they called me to serve me in the charges, her boss mentioned you, but wouldn't do it by name. And he never heard it to get into it about how I was on this show, but he stopped him in a way and was like, ah, never mind, that doesn't matter. But, um, was Heather from Condi Nast? As if you have any questions, who's suing you exactly the Office of Wellness and Community Responsibility? The wellness is backed by the teachers. So I'm being sued by the teachers and the school.

For what? For what? What? I wanted to talk about the charges. There's two particular ones that I think are the funniest. And it really incriminates the teacher more than anything. So one of the charges is an academic dishonesty charge because I was recording the class. Now I had a letter of accommodations paper, which is a disability accommodations paper signed by the president and it says that I have the president's right to record it. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead, keep going.

And I sent it to her in the email, and she said, I have acknowledged the content of my email. So based off of that charge, it is very clear to me that she did not read my letter of disability, which is the direct breach of duty as a quote educator. So really, that charge incriminates her more than anything, and it showed the core that she doesn't do her job. Secondly, are you going to be your own leader? You should wheel in there, you're on it. Like you should be. You're sucky. That's like a mad log.

And have like a Sutheran accent. You're not that bad. Keep going, sorry, we're making boomer references with mad log. Well, that's what's so funny about these chargers is it's all based on, we read that email on the show. It's all based on the idea that I'm threatening and menacing over doom. I'm pretty sure when I roll into the court, and I'm falling out of my chair,

that's too small for me. I'm pretty sure that it's right for me. I'm just waiting for the right to hear it. What's the worst thing about being crippled? The chairs do fucking small. I didn't even think of think that of course it is of course. It's too small You can you can really play it up too when you roll in there get one of those like tongue things Yeah, I'm gonna say drills come in a little bit play it up, you know, it doesn't normally I'm gonna make sure I get a lot of water in me beforehand.

So I go get the do-up. You're hot, aren't you? Can we take a break, my philosophy bag needs emptying again, again. I just want ladies and gentlemen, jury, again, I have to do this many times a day. I can't believe you're getting sued. Of course you are. It's crazy and the other thing I wanted to mention too,

it's very frightening how she figured out that I am crippled Jesus because I, in no way, connects my real name to what I do on the internet. That's a good point. Why would she say that you're crippled Jesus? They must have snatched him out. Well, there's no way they would have known that I was on the podcast unless they found out that my name is connected in my area. So I don't, my soul is really active.

I'm not having my government name. How did they find that? That's a good point. We don't know that's the that? That's a good point. We don't know, that's the thing, that's why my mom, and I requested a restraining order. There's a lot of art to learn. And to sneak a suspicion that this woman is stalking me.

Wow, and you're paying for this privilege, all of this hassle, this is the college experience. The government has some stupid rich guy that's using a paper tax write-off. So how much are they suing you? Like, what are they suing you for? So they argue that the sound quips that I quoted on a caro show is distributing the luxury. Now this is

obviously very disprovable because I can just use fair use because this is retarded ridiculous on its face like okay you guys are just pissed that you got an iPhone of right. This is a hour lecture and at most at most I have five minutes worth of quips that I play on Carl's show.

And it's not like they're in any order. And I went over with it with a couple dickhead warriors. And they said, if I bleep out names, which I did, you can go back and listen to that episode right now. I bleeped out all the names. You don't even know what school I go to. That's not in there. All you know is that it's a feminist theory, Christ.

Yeah. Well, how much are they suing you for? Like what? What's the restitution? My scholarship is about 15,000 a year, and they're not suing for money. But why they're doing this is because they know that if I have a charge on my academic record, my scholarship people can decide to drop me if they so choose.

Oh my god, how the fuck? If things keep going, if these people, if things keep going the way they are, if things keep going the way they are, he's got, cripple Jesus is going to get an athletic scholarship. He's like, what? Can you play with my basketball? Cripple Jesus?

I'm like, do you have to look at your penis? They're gonna have to inspect it. They got three guys, they're gonna have to look at your penis. I'm number one in the WNBA. But yeah. Oh my God, what a shit show. What a travesty. What a travesty of education.

I just wanna bring up something that I find really funny To close this story So the other charge is a disruptive charge and it'll never not be funny to me that a woman is so bad Her job that she is getting disruptive by a guy that's on mute and the entire time She just can't look at you. This fucking cripple Jesus is there. What I love is that now in her head, she associates the name cripple Jesus with you. Like whenever she looks at you and sees you in her mind,

it's like cripple Jesus like, oh, they're fucking cripple Jesus. God damn you, cripple Jesus! I'll get you in upside. I'll get you in upside. Hello, cripple Jesus I'll get you next time! Hello, rebel Jesus! Well, I just... If anything, this... I want this case to be an example,

that just because you have doctrine in front of your name doesn't mean you can bow away people and just slander people all day. And I'm standing up for freedom of speech. And I'm a person who would seek, yeah, standing up for me. A person who would seek any kind of, to seek to harm,

affect you negatively in any kind of way and you're schooling or whatever, like financially, is a sick and deranged person. Yeah. Like someone who would try to you, I mean, I don't like to, I don't like to express pity because it's condescending, but honestly, someone who would try to hinder your life in such a way at this, at this point in your life where you're like young and just trying to get

started and get educated, like a person who would specifically to do it. Specifically to single you out for this. The person, a woman or an organization who do this is sick and deranged. And I think I wish I believed in hell because they belong there. It's really, it's really, it's perverse what they're doing to you. It's really fucking funny. She I would say she had it pretty hard to because not only is she Jewish, but she's also poor and she's about to lose a lawsuit against the cripple. So I'm pretty sure she will be outcasted from the end.

I'm gonna do it. Unless you make a temple and you lose a lawsuit you're at it. You gotta go win a lawsuit before you get back. You can't say these types of things. Are you the Lord's here because you're poor, but now you lost a lawsuit, dude. Oh, God. We have to do a 23 and me on your ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, keep fighting the good fight, I guess.

Don't get too caught up in it. I hope it works out for you. She's a feminist. She's a feminist. She hears, she hears us talking. She just wants to get plowed against their postings. What feminists listening to me, they just sploosh, gush. They got to put plat, they get feminists who listen to this show,

they go to the store and they're like, how many bags do you want, your groceries? They don't want, give me one extra. I'm not gonna use it for groceries, I'm gonna put it on the, I'm gonna put on my seat cushion. On the way home, I listen to the dick show, so I can gush, pussy juice all over my fucking seat. And then bag it up,

as I'm so fucking horned up. A horny up. They need to get fucked. She knows it. Nothing else matters. None of this stupid shit matters. I, uh, before you get me off here, I had a couple things to plot. I'm getting both of you off.

I'm getting both of you off. Bitch, I'll talk to you all smart too. What do you want to hear? I'll be like Groundhogs Day talking about French poetry, Voltaire, these types of intersectionalism talking to you, I'm fucking blasting you two fingers, two fingers like a gentleman. I'm gonna quote, I'm gonna go back. You never go back. Robbing that fucking G spot up on the inside.

I know where that shit's at. I'm gonna hook it up. I'm 40 years old bitch You know, baby you don't have to say anything to that just breathe breathe Like Kobe Bryant's wife Rest in peace. Oh, may he rest in peace. Rest in peace. Okay, Krystal G's where you gonna send. Oh, so I wanted to plug a couple of things.

Won't even be the first feminist either. I know exactly what I mean, this is a new for me. Won't even be the first feminist. And definitely won't be the smartest. You know, she might know you by face. I'm sure she watched your doctor Phil. She probably started ovulating. If she looked in my face, immediate ovulation, immediate. That's not even for feminists.

That's all women. Immediate ovulation. Spraying eggs. Spraying eggs. Like a surgeon. Spraying eggs like a surgeon. Spraying eggs like a surgeon. Spraying eggs like a surgeon.

Shooting eggs into my dick. She wants it so bad. I can't raise. It's gotta find those sperm seeking eggs. That's what feminists have to have to grow little tails. Swim right on your right down my cut. Okay. What were you saying? I don't know if you want those eggs, buddy. They seem to be scrambled. It was the delivery on that. A couple of things to plug real quick.

I have a podcast with Adam that we just recorded and it's in the process of being approved by Apple podcast. Okay. And by the time this comes out, you'll be able to hear it. What is it? It's called, it's called Who Gives A Shit? And the premise is, is we take a current event and then we ask the question, who gives a shit?

And then we make a problem with those people who give a shit. Okay. Very nihilistic avant-garde, comedy, good show. Yeah. My dad wanted to do a bit where he called in and said, well, no shit, that was his bit. Ha ha ha ha. No, that was perfect.

Did he? Yeah, that's my plug. He's like, yeah, I call him and go, well, no shit. And then just click. That your... Ha ha ha ha. All right. And then a line of

crypto coin. Well, he had an idea for a crypto coin the other day calls me is what about a crypto cryptocurrency or you could like buy weed. Yeah, Bitcoin. Yeah, good idea. I smoked up about three million dollars for the fucking Bitcoin. We've gone. Holy shit. Okay, keep going, Krippled. What were you gonna say? My other podcast I went on, I went on podcast called Shitty Song of the Week.

And I actually am bringing this up on the show because Brandon, the host of the show, wanted you to come on at some point. I will. I will. I'll do anybody's a hundred and eight that showed. You know that I'm like a ghost. I can't move on till I do the mall.

Awesome. Hey, what about it? It's a great show. What about a Crip Toe Currency? I saw. You have. Do you have any plans for doing a Crip Toe Currency? Like a disabled current, cryptocurrency?

So I, I, I, I, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, million, but I lost the password to the wallet. So I can't show over here. Give him an answer, you guys. Well, let's make a crypto currency, not on a theory. I mean, it costs too much money to send tokens on a theory of these days. We'll make it on H bar or something. I've been looking at that system.

Is daddy near the new parallel egg? So let's do it. What would you even transact with your cryptocurrency? Oh, you know, uh, we all share upgrades. I've always wanted some star of David spinner. Oh, Jesus. What are you talking about? You can't make that joke. You're not Jewish. David's been there. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God, God, God, God,

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God,

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God,

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, wipe them off the fucking map. No, maybe maybe start with some naked lady mud flaps or something. I mean start small. Yeah, you have naked lady mud flaps on your. I love everybody. Everything I say is satire. I'm sure. I wanted the Mexican horn too and match here. What do you mean Mexican horn? You know, why could garage? You know, why could garage? Oh, I'm not you. I'm Camino's. I always thought those were, that was cool.

That would be pretty sick. I'm not my chair. I've seen that on a wheelchair before, on TV or something. Or I could press the thing in the back. What about like those arm-air wheelchairs where they go off-roading. They have all kinds of like sick armies. That's not a top gear. That's the same place I saw it.

And my dad, actually, my dad, actually, we showed him how to build one. It cost around, I think, a hundred thousand hours. That's just cool to build it, but. A hundred thousand to build one. Very cool. A hundred thousand to build what? The whole future. The whole future. Because you have to build what? The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair.

The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair.

The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair.

The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. The whole pro chair. I would, I won't let my dad hook up my TV. I would never let my dad hook up my fucking wheelchair. That's, I'm gonna go straight off a cliff if that happens. I don't know what kind of relationship, I have a pretty good relationship with my dad. And I would say, why don't you fuck off my wheelchair, dad?

I know, I know a lot of eyeballing goes on in your world. He's, he's pretty good with that kind of stuff. You know, the reason that my chair is too small for me right now, because the insurance people always fuck up. So when you compare that to my dad, my dad isn't as bad, really. Yeah. I wonder if there's any like army surplus chairs. You could get some tank trim.

Just fucking government. Give couple of years of fucking cold chair. Would you come on? trim. Just fucking government. Give couple of you as a fucking cold chair. Would you? Come on. Come on. Come on, guy. All right. Get out of here, buddy.

Good luck. Good to talk to you, man. Yeah. He's settled. He's settled. He's settled. He's settled. If they want to settle with you, just settle.

Don't. We're out. One last time all over. We got a smoke. It's a guy, buddy. Oh, definitely, man. I'm in 100% fuck a feminist literally The needed it's not their fault I have a whole story about getting fucked over about I'm not gonna tell all now

But yeah, I know exactly how it goes in college and disciplinary hearings and they're trying to fuck with your shit Cuz you got into an argument with the head of the women's studies department. Yeah, no, I know how it goes brother So you do yeah, I got a whole article about, yeah, I went, well, I want to those. All right, bye, bye, couple of Jesus. All right, see you. Yeah. All right.

Um, Hmm. Let's read some comments. Eric is getting sued. I, yes. I mean, yes. Yeah. When you start, when you start talking about this,

I was like, man, they don't, they don't, when you start, when you start talking about this, I was like, man, they don't, they don't care that you're, you're, you look with the feminist on campus, they're coming to ruin you. They're coming hard and they, they're already in sconce. Usually the strong dean of students is usually hardcore feminist these days. You know, you're pretty much, it's going to be a tough row of you go against them on campus. This is what, yeah. Eric, thanks for bringing awareness to the fact

that your dick can fall asleep. Mine's done it several times. And everyone thinks I'm crazy. I heard you say that. I was on the plane flying here. And I listened to part of the show. I was like, all right, I'll listen to the rest. I'm gonna be on.

I've never had that happen in my life and I would be terrified. I was. Dude, I would literally, I was laughing. Let's see, say this. I was like, I wouldn't, it would not be funny if it had actually happened. Really, what the fuck? Yeah. I thought I was. Dude, I would literally, I was laughing. Let's see, say this, I was like, I wouldn't, it would not be funny if it had actually happened. Like, what the fuck?

Yeah, I thought I'd just get a turn back on, like, with the fuck. That's it, that's it. That's it. I'm just gonna fuck it. I'm gonna get over him killing myself today. I got nothing in mind. How long do I wait for this to turn back on? Do I have to get a homeless guy's dick and put it on my, like,

this is horrible. Do I have to get a homeless guy's dick and put it on my like, it's horrible. That was brutal. Sam, how do you not understand that they are saying the lady invented the 3D animation for movies and television, not that she invented television itself? It was as soon as I read that I was like, oh, well, you know, I said that I saw this. It was painful to listen to someone rant about their own bad reading company. The three D component, the three D component to TV and movies has been around for longer than TV and movies.

Let me, let me read it again because it's, yeah, she did. She had a patent on something that's, you know, I know exactly what it is. It is a convex mirror transmission. They film a convex mirror, an object in a convex mirror, and then they transmitted and displayed in a convex mirror. And nowhere in life is this used ever. It has never been presented to be used ever. It's just a fucking NASA patent.

3D, actually, the red blue 3D was invented in the 1800s. It was polarized in the 30s, nowhere. None of nothing that anything this woman had to do has anything to do with TV, 3D, or otherwise. It is a fucking preposterousous got what we're gonna say. And I was gonna say just as soon as I actually pulled it up when I was mixing it, I was like, wait, it was like, oh, three movies and television.

I was like, okay, 3D movies and 3D television. But there's even a lot of passenger like 3D movies and television. If you look at a lot of these stories, you said the patent thing, it'll be some obscure patent that nobody ever uses or whatever. Yeah, there's a lot of stories are like that though, or they got some bullshit. This is the NASA physicist who invented 3D movies and television.

It's okay, it's completely fucking false. That is completely fucking false. 3D or otherwise, the 3D part is more retarded, because it's been around for 70 years prior. You fucking ignorant, you ignorant fucking hillbilly telling me my reading comprehension is up. I'm trying to comprehend something that makes no fucking sense. Who invented 3D movies looks like Foxy Browse. Hey, here's a black woman who is smart. Oh, nice. Here's a black woman who invented 3D, 3D television.

Oh, yeah, I look around. I see all this fucking 3D television that's such an important part of my fucking life. She might have had an impressive career. Probably did. I mean, for all I know, and bite, go whatever you say. I'm just gonna say you don't have to make up shit. Say, oh, here's a pioneer. Black woman working in NASA 60s and 70s.

Wow, what an uplifting story. And anybody can do it. And she faced all kinds of obstacles. You know the fucking drill, right? Why do you have to make, why do you have to make up the 3D movies and television part? There's nothing, nothing to do with it. She patented, by the way, it was a fucking parlor, a concave mirror was a parlor trick to make you think that you're looking at something that's not there that she saw and then introduced

to NASA as a unique way to visualize things that they were looking at in space. So you don't have to look like you were looking through a fucking mirror. Just take a second, take a second and try to actually, and try, try to find out what actually happened because it's not what you're saying. It's fucking not. Who originally, who posted that, who posted that was a rapper or something, right? Sam, Sam on Patreon. A lot of people, who was it? Oh, chance the rapper. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, put that way. And, uh, yeah, they're like, oh, you must be a racist like, well, you know, I just know that didn't I know that I know that scientists have more in common with other scientists than they do with whatever race they are. I know that. So I know that you're trying to fucking take their achievements and like, you. And that probably in her life, she probably experienced more bullying from her own race

than anything growing up in a community's being smart. I'm pretty sure any fucking neuroatypical person has experienced more abuse at the hands of the people they grew up with. Dumb motherfuckers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh, so now we're celebrating her. I'm pretty fucking sure. You probably treated her like shit because you fucking dummies. Oh, because you dummies always do. You fucking dummies always do. Um, how's that for reading comprehension? My mate got job lynched mob out of a nine, $90,000 a year job for calling me a, I don't know if I could say this, a Chinese slur on a live stream. My mate live streamed on a 12,000 people Facebook group that we ran. I was supposed to be joining so we could talk group stuff as the founders and I I couldn't join. And he said, Oh, come on, C H word. Uh, you, you people are supposed to be good at computers. I'm British, uh, British born Chinese that kicked

off the virtue spiral where everyone has to show how much they care about racism to each other and ignore the victim of the racial abuse. The job, they job, Lynch mobbed the job Lynch mob uploaded the video from my stream, out where he worked Hasseled them and got the police involved Mile that this isn't the UK too show And that recently came to a head when he got fired today Wow, they also tried to get me fired for being called a CH slur and not caring So this the gentleman who's riding in is the C.H. Slur.

Right. His friend called him. He wasn't sufficiently offended enough. Okay. Oh, you got to cancel this guy. It doesn't turn a lot to much racism. Oh, yeah. Um, and not caring, but I'm self-employed and experienced at trolling on the internet.

Hans Tone will follow. So they tried to get me fired by myself at my own made up company. They also managed to involve a poll dancer from Essex, who has the same surname as me, thinking that she was my mom or something. Pending some figuring just how fired he is and how, oh yeah, here you go.

Hurry, come on, CH wordy. You people are supposed to be good at computers. Well, you get fired. You're done. That's it, that's over for you, buddy. Guy who couldn't come, story. Jay and Heydick, I'm listening to the most recent episode and I can 100% relate to the guy who said he fucked

for an hour and a half on his first time and didn't come. I have a similar story. I met a girl at a bar about a month after starting freshman year in college and ended up losing my virginity to her in a little used service elevator in my dorm at 3 a.m. We went for one to one and a half hours and didn't come. I was even going bear back because I was a dumb mother fucker who for some reason trusted her when she said I didn't need a condom. No idea. They're making that illegal now.

Did you see that removing if you whipped the condom off? They call it stealthy. Stealthy is out. That's called. Yeah. But yeah, she said anything. Be careful. Yeah, chicks can look as fat as they want.

You can stealth me a fucking blimp showing up at dinner. Make the okay, yeah, that's what you don't know. Yeah, kind of fucking lumber in. I got a date with a hot girl. Did you eat her? Can you put the Snapchat filters on my fucking eyes, please? Snapchat filters, these bras are running are just obscene. That should be illegal. I think so too. No idea how widespread of an issue this is for guys. In my case, I think it was because I used to jerk off without lube and killed all the sensitivity in my dick. Nowadays, I've mostly fixed the issue, but I still don't always, mostly fix the issue. I still don't always come my first few times

with a new girl. Love the show, been a long time listener, but never written in before. So I thought I'd chime in this time. Go fuck yourself. I think that's normal. You hookin' up with a new girl, you little tronk, everything's wrong,

it's weird, it's awkward. Like, alright. Yeah, I don't think it's normal to fuck for an hour and a half straight and not come. I did listen to that story of say, and yeah, on the plane. Yeah. Look, that is a little dramatic.

And then was it like an hour and a half straight? Fucking, if so, first off, that's like, wow, slow down dude, you're like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm showing a little too much there. I try to put it on the shame, an hour and a half straight, fucking. It's a lot of, or was there like some breaks in here? I mean, I'm assuming that a little too much there. I try to put us all into shame. Now, we're gonna have straight fucking. It's a lot of work.

Or was there like some breaks in here? You know what I mean? I'm assuming that there was some type of break. Watch the off. Watch the off. Nobody has a question about the three elevator. What do you mean? The freight elevator?

That's a perfectly reasonable place to bang, don't you think? I mean, I guess. I just, I think about freight elevators, and then I think about size, and why did they have to go in the freight elevator? It was just out of the way. It was like a raptor, a back-to-k-jep, and then shocked her until she jumped in the freight elevator.

And he jumped on. Clevver girl. The threesome that almost was in it, we've been going on for a long time. Did I tell anybody else to call in? I don't know, probably not. They're still posting tits there. Too many words. Oh, Mass Bleak made 600 bucks off of his album.

That's great. We'll get him on and then we'll do some voice-washing. The threesome that almost wasn't, oh! Ah, dude, let me tell you a story about a threesome that almost wasn't. Wait, you shouldn't have weren't supposed to read this on that note, Skater. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Just in background, my wife and I have been married for a little over four years together. Four years together for 10. Maybe I should play the erotic in Trump. Oh, the Dick show presents. Eritic stories from real men. I've been married for a little, for a little over four years together for 10 motherfuckers.

Just throw a comma in, went in doubt. Give me a fucking comma. Semicolon, even Phil Fancy, church, not even ellipses. Yeah, not necessarily. Reading comprehension's not up to snuff. Not even ellipses. Yeah. Reading comprehension's not up to snuff.

Yeah. On our 18th birthday party, I managed to score our first threesome, though, is clunky drunk sex that only turned into a one time thing. Yeah, you looked down. I guess you could say she got her wedding day because she got me a three way. Anyway, the story's not about that. It's about how I teach my wife how to talk a chick into the bedroom.

Oh wow, good for you. So last week a friend of hers from work came over to hang out after killing a bottle of double cross vodka. Is that a fancy bottle of, I've never had double cross. And half a bottle of honey jack. Well, that's not fancy. I know that.

We go upstairs and fuck till about three in the morning. Her friend ended up passing out around that time. So I had to leave the room to jerk off. Wait a minute, she was there. It was awesome and everyone agreed that we should do this again. Fast forward to Tuesday night when the same friend came over to hang out.

When I asked what everyone wanted to do, her friend shot my wife the biggest fuck me eyes. I have ever seen. I started getting hard in anticipation. Did I lose a letter? I think it did. My wife responded with an idea to watch YouTube videos. There's some shit.

Oh, thanks honey. What you doing? What you doing? It's the gaming journalism. It has to act idea to watch YouTube videos or some shit. Oh, thanks honey. What you mean? What you mean? It's the gaming journalism has got got got. Let's watch YouTube videos. Let's suck on posting lately. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, I sat on the couch screaming in my mind every time I saw my wife had an in. Let me just tell you that the conversation moved to porn and dildos with still nothing. Oh, this guy's poor guy.

My wife was completely oblivious. My wife was completely oblivious the whole night and then the friend had to leave. I was devastated. I began to explain to my wife about all the science she missed, about how all she had to do was sit next to the chick and make physical contact. Hell, we fucked only a few days ago, and it was an unspoken, sure thing at least I thought. I told her to message her friend to come over tomorrow night for Netflix and chill. For the next few hours, I coached my wife in the art of seduction, had a pay attention to body language, and then fucked her out frustration of only having

one pussy to fuck. I know it's awful. This punctuation is absolutely atrocious. Thankfully, last night the friend came over after they had been flirting all day. Started out slow, but thankfully my wife's aunt's cat came downstairs, and of course they rushed over to pet him. I had to give my wife a shove into making contact with her friend. Why don't you do it? What are you just, what's the, what's exactly what I was going to say? Yeah, what is the, it's already happened.

Yeah. You jumped in the ocean. What are you afraid of a rain drop? Yeah, it's the one they've done it once. She's fucking just going for it, man. Let's go. Let's go. Late all of a sudden.

He wants a mustache ride. Two hours of the best sex later, we ordered pizza and they accidentally gave us an extra pie. We have plans for this. Big girls. Ladies, you're in luck. Two girls, two pizza pies. Are you fold them over? You could make your own cows. I mean I'm sorry We have plans for this like in the cow zone Good luck ladies good news they gave us an extra pizza after all that threesome sex.

Um, you would just throw that one away. I'm just not getting too much. We had whenever we ordered pizza, I throw half of it away at the door. I take a snap on the ground. You get to look at this pizza. We have plans for this Valentine's weekend, and I have a shopping list to bring to the sex store when I get out of work Friday. Let this just be a lesson that even if you're a fat awkward fuck,

I'm happy for you. I'm just kidding around. I'm very happy for you. You can still score a threesome with two hot chicks, just a side note. All of this has been motivating me to improve my life, and I have found a new hope for the future. Till next time, go fuck yourself.

Who'll love ZB? There you go. Sounds pretty hot. You've been listening to me. Oh, yeah. Two ladies. Two pizzas. Two pizza.

Two turrets. Two scoops, two pizzas. Two brarets, two scoops, two pizzas, two broads. Oh, there you go. You know, somebody sent this in too. They got an old email from Maddox, and then I'm, oh, I got advice, but we're done. We've been going on for a long time. I gotta go.

We gotta go drink. They sent Maddox's email, here he is. Animated show. Maddox is fucking crazy by the way. This guy, you know, it's just like a feud or whatever, I understand those. You know, but this guy's actually,

I think had some type of mental break, you know what I mean? For real, they got really fucking like, you really fucking did a number on this guy. And now he's just completely psychotic about the whole thing. Yeah. Um, let's see. Coach Kramer said, I searched for new project for new project brew in my gmail to see if the coffee thing came through. And this popped up from years ago.

I thought you might have a chuckle. Uh, cheers and go fuck yourself. It's, it's an email from Maddox's book with fuck whales back when he was sending those out. But he also has this thing saying, an animated show, no updates on my site always means I'm working on a giant new project. And this time it's huge. This was around the fuck whales time. As I mentioned on my podcast, it's a nine episode series exclamation point.

That's right, right on the heels of writing an all new 256 page book. I worked on another. And here's the, here's why I thought it was funny. I wouldn't even have brought this in, but this is Maddox posting like his episode one of this pilot he's been working so hard on, right? Episode one written by Maddox.

And then he's got something that you never, ever, ever, ever see in any script written is a, is he's got a table of contents. That's for a book. I am an alien. I am. It's, I mean, it's like you just, it's like you submitted your script to the fucking

pro fuckers in LA how to put together some decent looking. If you look at like it's going to be taught in schools, you have to refer to a lot of content. The LAX they are. We know why you're here, motherfucker. All you have to do is look at one script ever. And you're literally none of them have a table of contents. No, I've never seen that in my life.

Well, let's get to the second act. Go to the table of contents. Let's see what page it starts. So this fucking guy, I presume he handed this dog shit script into, who knows? Who knows? Maybe a cash for gold store with table. Oh, here's my, I've worked real hard on this. It's just table of contents, right?

You never see that. You never see that. You never see that. You never see that. You never see that. You never see that. You never see that. Okay, everybody.

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Bitshoot.com slash the Ralph or Torre. I think that's enough. I'm on pay pig too. I need to use that some. I haven't used it a few days. Well, so and then telegram telegram T dot me slash the ralf return. Yeah. I'm it's great that you're that you're no longer a word of the state. It is hard to overstate just how like people take it for granted. I know the first day

that it happened. You should by the way. Well, right. It should be taking your own freedom for granted. I'm telling you, I, but I want to do this cocaine. I chose to do fucking new. I guess I'm taking it for granted because I chose to do it. But you know, the first day when it all got, you know, cleared everything, I was just driving like, oh, whatever.

But the second day I was driving, I thought, man, I could just go where the fuck I want right now. I could just drive up the fucking, you know, wherever. You're not playing, I can hop on a plan. That's what I did. So yeah, it's, it's been great. I appreciate you having me on the show this week.

So it's been a blast. It's great celebration. I couldn't believe people thought you were gonna go to jam. Like, he's not going to. I remember some of my demise were greatly exaggerated. We had about 5,000 people watching on Thursday. You know, it was great.

I can't help but win, Dick. I don't know. You're good at, I mean, it's just so, no matter watching on Thursday, you know, it was great. I can't help but win, dick. I don't know. You're good at, I mean, it's just so, no matter what you do, you're just always the best at this. Like you're just the best at doing that show. You're always in the middle. You're always fair at both sides. I'm not fair.

I can't, I can't even fucking read tweets over here. Thank you for staying there. Yeah, I think I got it pretty down, Pat. We got some guests coming up this week. I wanna announce all of the produce show that I was bi-seeing, I love them. But yeah, it's gonna be fun. All right, everybody.

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Hey, dedication. Here's a mix me rage. People who dance around saying things like calling a person, you know, a fucking asshole or something like that, to be like, say everything else about them, except the fucking word. I fucking hate it. It pretty much just comes from women mostly, if not like solely. I just had a friend who is a girl, yeah, like kind of just essentially say I'm a liar

and I'm all this stuff. Oh, you know, I'm fucking bullshit. Yada, yada, yada, and I was like, okay, I get it, you don't trust me. It's like, I never said that. It's like, no, well, I mean, when else are you trying to fucking like, the sky, how do you trust somebody that you think are like, is a bunch of like, you know, a liar and all those things?

Let's just say that he's a girlfriend in the past who, let's just say that no one would be stopping. Let's just say, if I'm like, okay, you know, I'm part of you. Treat me like a shit person, like acting like I'm a shit person. Oh, you're going to say you are.

He's gonna be there. Oh man, just say, hey, you're shitty person. Hey, I don't like what you're doing. Hey, I'm just saying. You get a fuck over with. Who cares? Fuck. I agree.

Yeah. Let's just say that if I were to say something about him, it would start with let's just say. Hey, I was looking at this week's episode and that partly you get the guy, the advice of just fucking an ugly fat chick that he isn't attracted to. Yeah. You might be joking when you gave that, but I think that he is an attractive do yeah i i you can advise you when you gave that but i think that's absolutely advice uh... about this time last year or two years ago

i was really well self-esteem so i was kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel and tender but i i thought this was a big i like that and uh... uh... it was a part of the system i can't find confidence. So I was eventually able to move up to attractive women that really took my stomach, but also being disgusted with somebody who wants to fuck you

makes them want to fuck you more. So I've been trying to cultivate that, which is really difficult, because I'm kind of like a huge step. But um, yeah, you know, like, there's nothing, nothing shameful I said about, you know, uh, rolling around in the fucking drags of society, so to speak. But, uh, yeah, I don't fuck yourself. All good, dude. Yeah. Woo, pixie. you up from down south? Do it. And you expect them to do it. Like, if you met a really hot chick, you would expect

her to fuck you. Why not? Why not toss him some crumbs every once in a while? No, it won't work. Why not give those pigs a taste of the good life. Roll around the mud a little bit. Look, you can touch me, but only for a limited time. You disgusting slob. Are you fucking sour? Slop in the hogs. No. No.

I'm gonna slap this on you before we get down this pheromone on you from a hot chick. This Kim Kardashian pheromones. What's up, dick? It's Pete Krushkago. You know what makes me a ridge? on you from a hot chick this Kim Kardashian fair amounts uh... with that so you know what makes me a red this phrase unmetured up to admit that i'm wrong fuck you do

at the decency to feel a little stupider about being wrong for just like one god damn minute nobody gives a fuck how mature you are you know that the turn this into some intellectual jerking yourself on, Bob, over if this is how you morally appear and how well you could think of shit. I don't, you know what I'm trying to say. I fucking keep that brand. I may have been wrong, but I'm mature.

So Andrea Mitchell, the old bag who's worked for NBC since before I was born, married Alan Greenspan, the former head of the federal reserve, and your favorite organization there. Anyway, Ted Cruz had quoted Macbeth or some shit on the Senate floor, or some interview or some shit. And then she's like, I think Senator Cruz

and didn't read his Macbeth, well, no, that's not from Macbeth or not. And then in the next tweet below, she's like, oh, sorry, actually, I guess I studied, I guess I studied too much American literature When I was in college and I didn't get that right or whatever. Not bitch. She's dumb bitch. You just messed it up. I guess I'm too smart I'm so yeah, yeah, my own good now you dumb cut It's always got to be a win. Oh, I messed up. Actually, I'm able to say that I'm not

so designing so mature. Of my, I just want to draw attention to everything is a fucking performance review. Everything in life. So what do you say is your worst attribute? I'm an alcoholic. I'm a abusive alcohol. Oh, my problem is that I love, I have

so much love in me and I love liquor. And it's because of the amount of love in me that I'm able to, uh, um, plus what she's only doing that to try to own Ted Cruz in the first place, right? You know, over a fucking Macbeth. Right. No one cares. So what if he was rock? Oh, okay. He doesn't know his Shakespeare, oh God.

What an idiot. Yeah. We're really gonna look dumb and I rack, quoting the wrong fucking lyrics to Shakespeare. Our senator doesn't even know Macbeth. What the fuck? Oh, my God. Your bombs have no, your bombs have no effect on us because you can't you don't know you don't know who tamed the shrew a vacation here's a mixing rage these uh i see weather i'm having down here

fucking stupid considering that like i think two bait it was massive like 13 car pile up six people died it's in Fort Worth because everybody was just like gunning it full speed it's not higher the highway while it was icy and you know a lawn beholders doing footage higher than full speed and I just keep on hearing more and more reports and so I you know I want to go to my gym can't because you know all the fucking highways are ICS bucks so I've been kind of nesting on gym like the day of the Holocaust somebody didn't get to go to the gym did I hate you that Texas has like the worst drivers i can ever find essentially and that whatever it's no or whatever it gets like i see it rain

that's a good one i don't know what that every one in their mom bitches about how bad it is driving and and they all skid around they all don't know how to use their blinker whenever it rains everything they all go to like a standstill they barely know how to drive their blinker whenever it rains or anything they all go to like a standstill they barely know how to drive so it's like great I have to deal with like the shitty ass weather and not able to go to some places because people are so horrible at driving that I will likely hit someone bumping in me that need like you know spinning out or anything like that. Driving, man. Go fuck yourself. Hey! Driving's rough. Okay, let me get Mass Bleak on.

He made 600 bucks. Hey, Mass Bleak, are you there? Yes, I'm here. What's up, buddy? Yeah, you made 600 bucks on your album from last week? Yes, I did. So I called in about two weeks ago and was promoting the album that I just was promoting the dickheads and shit.

And it was actually a really weird story how it happened because my internet got shut off. Well my internet got throttled by spectrum. So I was getting like maybe like 10 kilobytes a second so I could maybe load chats if I was like a lucky boy that day. But there's not an interesting dickhead. It's just me losing my job on a carotid. You got 600 bucks for your album or what? Did your album sell? That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, my album fucking soul. So I'm building up to it. You can't give you everything at once. You start with what? What? Explosification what happened was the dickhead's fucking bought my album for $600. I did like 20, 20, 20 pills on my album on the dickhead. It's some fucking big dick demon bought it for like $300. So you could eat now. You don't have to give hand jobs outside of our bees or something to eat this month.

Yeah, no, I can buy liquor. I can get food in my house. Peaches go off the tree. You get two pizzas, two pizzas, two snacks at a time. Where's my cut? You got six hundred blocks? Give me a little taste. You got it. Give me a little taste. Give me a little taste. You got to the big guy.

That's fair. Thank you, pay me. All right. What makes you a rage? What makes you a rage, Mastplik? And then we're at it, and we gotta get out of here. What makes the rage is people who butt in on other people's callins and just to promote their shitty songs. Oh no, who are you talking about?

The resident Lollie enthusiast. Who's that, Sean? Ha ha what if you just came out next week? You're like, yeah, I love lollic too. I mean, it's, I mean, shit. Oh, God. Well, I didn't grow up in a foster home, so I don't think I can play that chord. Uh, uh, you have a problem.

You're talking about Didgie then, Matt's week? Oh, yeah, of course. It's kind of weird, because did you got me into the show? I only got into the show in like October. I didn't know who you were. I didn't know who Maddox was, but I watched his like three-hour lecture about, um, great. It was great. Awesome. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great.

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And it's all a bunch of hidden messages and it's just him and like two other people. I'm like, this is a DM dude. What the fuck are you doing? All right, we've got to we've got to cancel all social media. This is no way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was talking about this and while you were on the show, I figured you have an actual personal statement. I would rather I would rather I would rather look at lolly porn than I was talking about this and while you were on the show, I figured you had an actual personal stake in this.

I would rather look at lolliporn than guys blocking each other about guys complaining about blocking each other on fucking Twitter. If I walked into them, that's such bitch shit. Like there's a whole side server that we have that Riley was in.

I'm like dude, I'm not gonna block you from this. Like why would I, why would I get mad? What's in what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what, what's all the time. I'm not there to consume your content. It's the fucking river. Because the world's full of fucking crazy people. You have no idea where they are, who they are. It wasn't like I was out here being like, I'm gonna shit on Digi specifically. It was only after they blocked me. I'm like, well, yeah, you're your pedophile. So get the fuck out of here.

I can't imagine when he gave me a reason to do it. That I actually shan't. Oh, okay. Then that's when the petafile comes out. Congratulations on all your sales. Massplanes. Thank you, man. Come out of there without a doubt. Fuck it. Fuck it. We're gonna go to find yourself. I actually bought massbleek.com and also some other dickhead bought some other dickhead

bought ForSkin.world and it takes you directly to my band camp. Wow. So you can get that shit too. But when he said he bought that, I was like, oh, well, I got to buy MassBlink.com, I guess, just to get it. ForSkin.world. So much better. ForSkin.world.

I got it. ForSkin.world. It's the part that puts you in over the top. That's a good one. Yeah. That blue moon fucking mind. But that's good. That world really you in the top. That's a good one. Yeah, that blue moon fucking mind. That was like, that's good, that world really. I got that. That's not you.

That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you.

That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you.

That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's like, no, you fucking didn't. That was insane. And yeah, it was just really great. Shout out to like Radass and I'm just saying, they were the guys that like really put in for it. It was fucking awesome. Forsking, this is Forsking. That world.

Go check it out. All right, everybody. See you next year. Forsking. That world. Thank you. Stop calling people pedophiles. I don't know when they stop being pedophiles, Dick.

Come on. Don't give me a reason to call you a pedophile if you don't want to they stop being pedophiles, dick. Come on. Don't give me a reason to call you a pedophile if you don't want to be called a pedophile. I'll give you. I'll give you a reason to call me a pedophile. Don't do this. I miss somebody great. I miss so many great people through you. I don't want to have that shit tainted. I go back in time. Find you as a pin your fucking ranch or wherever your children's park children's village. Yeah, don't be moving in next to a children's village. Hey, I also was adopted. So you could have came to my children's village.

That was me. It already happened already invented a time machine. I went back and fucked you. When you were seven, it's not to kill baby hiller. It's to rate. Wait when is young. Yeah, that's, it's not to kill baby Hitler. It's to rate men. Wait when it's young. Yeah, that's what you're going to do. It's all what's going to be God. I don't get it. I would raise baby Hitler right. I would give him a good home. Yeah, what are you doing? Listen to problems. No, we listen to it. I got a problem. Dad,

I got a problem with you. Let me hear it. Tell me about it. You feel better after having talked it out? Send them to art school. Yeah, I didn't problem with the Jews. Let me hear it. Tell me about it. You feel better after having talked it out? Send them to art school. Yeah, I would encourage his artistry, not ridicule him or murder him. Everyone was so quick to murder baby Hitler. I would go back in time and say, only pedophiles kill Jews. There it is.

That was the whole thing I wanted to put on. There it is. Here we go. thing of one of the full promises you go back to see baby Hitler and he's like, well, I can't kill a baby. He's like, well, hey Hitler, we got the jubilee killing planet. Well, well, I mean, I love it. Call the petarash. I don't want to be. I can think of it. Put that down there.

That's not my idea. All right, matchfully. Also, what? Also, Speckwick keeps adding me to say that there needs to be a scat rights movement that you need to stop suppressing the scat. Well, because he's trusting all that gross stuff. I don't, he's in one of the side servers I'm a janny of and I constantly have to corral him. I gave him his own channel that he's like the king of and I just, I can't get this guy

to stop. He can just like email himself, sketch stuff. We'll have a, we'll have a separate channel. He's in Britain right now. So he perpetually lives in 1984. So I kind of, you, you got to give him a little bit. You got through the dog of bone every so often. No, I don't want to see that shit. I don't know. I want to go, I want to go into the not safe for work channel and see titties. Or at the very least

fit bodies. That's what all he posts.ines though. Thank you, baby. Well, I didn't call him a pedophile until he blocked me. Sometimes you can see it coming. Yeah, the reason too, it was an impraping shoulder. It was a block. It blocked me. It blocked me. That's what I let, that's what I let the pedophile fly.

That was the, that was the trigger. What do you call all the guy pedophile. He blocked me. That's when I don't take I don't tolerate that before you block me. I'll let it slide. I'll let it slide. I mean no reason to each his own. Okay. Goodbye everybody. Yeah. All right. Goodbye, Sean. Do you want me to upload this to this, uh, the same folder or something? All these files? Yes, please. All right, you guys have fun today. Yeah, sir. Goodbye, man. Goodbye. All right, see ya.