The Dick Show - Episode 248 - Dick on The Uniparty

Episode Date: March 1, 2021

Crippled Jesus is guilty on all counts, blue collar witch hunts, the green flash is a myth, white math, Mx. Potato Head, ruining your wife's conspiracy theories, having an honest conversation about the p*ssy, my girlfriend believes in a different God, Cialis chasers, stubby pencils, and showing my dog on camera; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Is the dog done taking a shit out there? Probably not. You know, they do wreak her out coming in here. Is people screaming like lunatics? Well, you know, they get used to it, desensitized. Yeah, yeah, they do. Voice mails. All right.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And now I must sort my papers, please. Watch your spilling this week. I got it, you know what? I got a smaller cup on purpose. Just so when it happens, 80s girls said to me that the worst part about the spill was that I was looking at the old TV to my right

as I was trying to do something. And that's when I spilled, even though I had just put the old TV to my right as I was trying to do something and that's when I spilled, even though I had just put the TV on, installed it in front of me. So I no longer had to look over my shoulder. That's a muscle memory thing. You just, you know, it's the same screen, duplicate screen,

it just doesn't look right in front of me. Yeah, I don't know where anything is. Well, but it was only like the, it was like the first or second week, right? Maybe with too much. No, yeah. It should like the, it was like the first or second week, right? Maybe it was too much. No, it should be, change needs to happen instantaneously. Instantaneously. Or else you might as well be dead.

Right. You might as well be put out to pasture. And pasture means dead. Right. You might as well be put out to being dead. Okay. You could go live on a farm upstate. Yeah, one of those.

Put me on a farm upstate. A polyamory farm. Oh, you got it. Wait, what is this? What is this? You're turning my dick into glue? What? Oh, no.

Gonna be in a fucking, Oh, no. In a box of jello before you know it. My dick is gonna be sold as Jello. Oh, no! All right, yeah, I think we're on here. I think we're on to something here with only eight minutes to spare.

Got people getting whacked left and right on Twitter today. Are they? You care about that sorted thing. I mean, I'm always, everybody's in the party now. Yeah, I'm always interested. I'm always interested in who says what, and then what the re, what, you know,

what the reaction is. A Maddox polyamory farm. Oh, yeah, it's a Maddox polyamory farm. That's where they're sending me. No! Oh, no. What is that? What is that intent?

That means no poly Hammery happens there. Well, that's what I mean. That's the key ingredient to a Maddox anything that doesn't happen. Except being in the shower. God, I could listen to those stupid banana docks clips all fucking day long. I can't believe that we're talking about

the last bonus episode. Yeah. I can't believe we led with that clip. We just so happened to, it was like, Wait a minute. Shower. He pees on people in the shower. Not for any sexual reasons,

but because it's funny. It's hilarious. You know he's telling the truth. He's like the reason. He's like the rees banana docks. Banana d'arcs also lies. Has it on good authority? Yeah. That's what he said.

None of these characters that he embodies tell any lies, except for maybe Matty Lock. So the last time he was probably in a shower was someone was probably mental. I'm sure I don't want to know. Was probably, that's what it says. Probably. I mean, you think.

And he just, I'm just, you know, Jim's just spitball in here. Just piss ball in, I'm just piss streaming over there. Right, but based on what he just, I'm just, you know, just spitballing here. Just piss ball and I'm just piss streaming over there. Right, but based on what he said, I'm guessing like he pissed on her because he just thought it would be a funny thing. Probably just came to him in the moment. Yeah. And well, she's going to respect my dick one way or the other.

She's not doing anything with it. I'm going to make it a hilarious joke to piss all over her. Just see the reaction. I'll bet it was a different reaction than he thought. Yeah. Here is, did I read both of her messages about mental abuse? All this rooster teeth with Ryan Hey, reminds me of my ex, everything God.

This I don't know anything about. Fucking exes. I hope the Jess in that situation is okay. That's a little joke for you. Yeah. Same name joke for you. Right. Finding out the man you are with is actually a manipulative predator. Was it that predator? This predator manipulates you. Y'all wonder some of you manipulative motherfucker. that's predator three, they're gonna reboot predator. And he just manipulates Arnold Schwarzenegger

by sending him my space angles and filtered photos. So then when Arnold flies to the Viet Cong to meet him for the first time, he's like, oh, you won ugly and manipulative. You can't call me ugly. What are you saying I have a way problem. Right. You manipulated me into this relationship.

Yeah. You're actually much, you're not up to my standards of beauty. And then that other woman comes along. This is the movie that I'm, this is the Predator Reboot, where it's a manipulative predator. Yeah. And Carl Weathers actually they see G Lee remove his muscles. So it's just too nudely armed. Soy boys doing a handshake.

They walk up in the reboot. It's done by JJ Abroms. JJ Abroms or Yeah. Tolbroms. Well, what I thought you're talking about. He's like, you're gonna love our, our, our, our, our, our Martin. He, he, he, JB, he, JB Abrams says, you're gonna love this reboot. You're gonna love the way you look in this suit reboot. And they come out. The first clip is just of a newly armed Arnold

Schwarzenegger and a newly armed Karl Weathers shaking hands. They go, you son of a bitch, you, S-O-B, and then they shake hands with one another. Yeah, but there's no even clinching. It's just kind of like a COVID. It's COVID. Yeah. Maybe it's just being a real Nambie panby. They do demolition man circles like a raky healing of each other's hands. Yeah. Ah, you S-O-B. Yeah. And then you've got a whole generation of people going other's hands. Yeah. Ah, you SOB. Yeah. And then you've got a whole generation of people going,

you SOB. God, kill me. Dog's gone for 10 seconds, and I'm already upset again. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah Welcome to the you want to you need to you look at you get it It's a show reference contest give me a live room out and book a deep enough recipe failure I mean how sick matters today? Okay, there's 20 million dollar man for America's worst Mexican 90 eight weeks running

Joining me is always this world touring L.A. LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Good afternoon What's up, buddy? It is afternoon now God fuck those morning shows. Yeah disaster What are we thinking for seven for five years? I don't know, but it's it's February This is also our way of maybe you know supporting BLM supporting me Sean that's it. That's it. No more racism jokes. It's been too much. It's been a month of this. I can't take any more, I can't take any more race.

Any more race. I can fucking take it. Have I been worse than normal? No, we've all been worse than normal. What do you, they cram it? They dare you. It's Caligula's horse in the Senate. I made the Caligula, my horse is a senator.

And if anyone says anything humorous about this i'll kill you that's the what do you mean colligula's horses in the senate a murder that guy if you can't resist the urge to ask why my horse is a senator i'll fucking kill you that's the name of this game so they try to out they try to out one thing after the other what do you think about this lady What do you think about this lady? What do you think about this director for Secretary of Human Health for the entire United States?

Once the government to chop off your penis little boys penises. What do you think about that? I think absolutely nothing about that I have no what do you mean? Why would I think anything about that? I just like watching football and Documentaries about war that we're all justified. Or they weren't justified. So that's the point, I don't know. And pornography. That's the only thing I care about for God's sake. Collegula was interesting.

Gay was. He really was. They think that what to do with his penis, God gave him. Really knew what to do about it. They think his personality totally changed when he got head trauma when he was like a teenager, which isn't, you got his dick bitten by a whore. So I think he fell off of the arm like head trauma.

I know about it. Is it totally changed? He got super sadistic and young everybody knows Caligula. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sean, let me, I got news for you. Fucking no one knows Caligula.

I know. I know. I know. Well, you know everybody knows Caligula. Yeah. know, I know, everybody knows Galigia, everybody, who knows, everybody knows Galigia. Wrong, fucking wrong. So let's just get in by, by the way, I have had, he built a big ship, right? Two, to float in the lake.

Like they found out. We built Thessie, this is ship. Were you changed? No matter who got, no matter how famous the person was who was raped on it, they still called it Thessie, this is ship. That person was who was raped on it, they still called it Thessias' ship. That's that old parable. Ah, yes. I guess.

What point do you start calling it like Madonna's ship? She was raped on it. Yeah. Not still called Thessias', no way. What about, what if Obama was raped on it? You still calling it Thessias' ship? Yeah. That's the way things work.

No matter who gets raped on it, it's still called. It's so old. See, they dealt with real things in those parables. Not there, not your puny Christian morality of not masturbating. They dealt with the Greeks dealt with real thing, real problems. Yeah. Real problems like you want to fuck your cousin.

Oh, now, all right. What's God got to say about that? Don't fuck anybody ever. Okay, well, I, all right. What's God got to say about that? Don't fuck anybody ever. Okay. Well, I'm doing it. So now what? What's God got for me now? Better, you know, meet me half.

Well, you can't expect me to, you know, to take this, to take this lying down. I've been playing a lot of Hades. That's why I'm talking about that. Have you? Oh, okay. It's great game. It's educational.

It sounds like it's up all night, too. All these fucking, all these futters. Remember the futters that I talked about last week? With Bitcoin? Yes. They're fitting me on my new puppy this week. Oh, they are. You're gonna be up all night.

Oh, you think that puppy's gonna sleep in the bed? It's gonna sleep right up your ass. Get ready for this. It's gonna wind and wind and wind. Bish didn't do anything. Just laid in bed all night, but I was up all night. Yeah. What's, what was that noise?

Yeah. What is it? was that noise? Yeah. What is it? Ah! Does she get a piss anywhere? Clean the whole house has never been cleaner. Yeah. Oh, never been cleaner like when a girl comes to your apartment. You got the baby gates on it.

You got all kinds of stuff. It's funny. Peggy, baby gates. Yeah. I even went through the pageantry of screwing up the installation of my baby gate for fun. So like, you know, as I tried to explain to my girlfriend, I didn't screw that up.

It was part of the experience, you know, you unpack the baby thing. If you make it memorable, you screw it up on purpose the first time. And then she finds a piece in the box and says, you forgot, did you forget this piece while you're screaming about nothing made? No, they give you extra, because they, I, I said, they know you're going to break one

of those things, you know? I said, scene. Thank you. And participating in this piece of Americana, which I call, screwing up, putting up the baby gate on purpose by leaving something in the box. No, that explains you, boy. Thank you, guys. And scene.

Thank you for participating. We had a bonus episode up. I might be a little wired because I was up all night dealing with the dog who did not want to sleep in bed with me. Who did not want to sleep in bed with you? I tried to pull her in there and she's like, I need more Molly.

Where'd she sleep? Where'd she sleep? Did she sleep on the floor? Get it? Here's an invention for you. Mixing seais with Molly. So I can stop having to explain to, how's that for a fucking invention? For a solutions episode.

Keep it for the next one. We cut this Molly with F&Evadrean. So you can really see, can you cut it with some fucking Cialis? Can you guys, can you drug guys just do me a favor and start? Don't you know what? Make it blue. Make it a little, make it dark blue. Sure.

Something, oh, don't take the dark blue. Why? Because they've got sealas in them. Uh, uh, sure, you know, I'm sure you don't need to know why. What was I saying? The bonus episode. Yes. Where we talked about the genderless potato head.

Yeah. You know what? Just potato head. No, they should change it to mixer potato head. This is what I was thinking about. That's pretty good. Like Latin X. Yeah, I'm a Latin X.

I gotta deal with that shit forever. You're a Latin X? It's never going away. White people, they love it. They love slapping X, remember planet X? Anything that white people could put an X on, that's there to stay. Mr X, some how would they say X?

Some how would they say X? F stay. Yeah, Mr. X somehow we say X. Yeah, somehow X factor sack a triple X. Yeah triple X. What is just it's just X just rated so what do you mean triple X? What is that? Someone's shit's in a penis How can it be they just love X's yeah, it's true? I don't know why mixer potato head mixer potato X that's good. That's true. I don't know why. Mixer potato head. Mixer potato. That's good. That's the trans version. I'm just, I'm, same fucking potato head

with all the lips and the mustache and the, and it comes with a pussy, you can slap on it now. And that hole that were the fecal. Yeah. Now it's a, now it's got a ring. You can slap it, you can slap Mixer potato head's pussy. Mm-hmm. On there.

Got a little, it's got a little merkin for you too. It's got about 60 holes just in the pussy that you can use to, for Mixer Potato Head. Then you slap those clogs on there, that's accurate for what would be going on with the Mixer Potato Head. Yeah, not gonna miss. If you know what I'm talking about, slap the blue wig on there, mix your potato head, you don't have to change shit.

That's perfect. Fucking perfect. And kids are like, what's mixer potato heads? Whatever, it's fucking X, man. Were you asking me what X, X always anything you want? Yeah. X, S, R, it's fucking whatever. Sure.

They should have hired me. Here's a minute. I'm waiting for them to take away the slinky. The slunky? Yeah, somehow the slinky is gonna be racist. It's gonna be problem. Why people live in houses that have stairs and black people live. God, I think you got it in caves. You would think the like the projects would have better stairs.

Yeah. What are they? Spring and for elevators? Well, you know, in the housing, in the housing? Yeah. Elevators, that's for rich white people's houses. They got two, three levels. They got elevators for the cars. That's why Slingke's racist.

Talking about racism again. For a good. Pretty good. Yeah, so my coffee, I need to wake up. Yeah. I think you're awake. So we did the bonus episode that you can get at patreon.com slash the Dix show. And we talked about the genderless Mr. Mixer potato head and some other stuff in the banana

doc stuff. It's just unreal. It gets, I think it gets better every month because he's coming into his own. Yeah. Manidox is really... It's just therapy. It's like a therapy session for him. Yeah, and he's got a lot to unpack.

Oh yeah, he's, yeah, but he's doing it. You know, he's so, his personality has like schismed into these characters that can't, that are part of him, that he, that he as George, or whomever, or Maddox, or whatever can't, that are part of him, that he, that he as George or whomever or Maddox or whatever can't say. Yeah. Or experience joy with, like he has to pretend he doesn't enjoy some things anymore, that it's like an intellectual exercise.

Yeah, it's freeing him out. It's like the old, it's like the plot of a cartoon. Like if you go watch the very first episode of South Park, now he's in like season six of South Park, where they're all distinct characters, yeah, sound different, have a presence on the screen. Anyway, I think we're doing a bonus episode of Carl next week.

We really got a yellow Carl for ruining the crippled Jesus' life. What do you do? Yeah. The crippled Jesus was found guilty on all counts. Oh, academic dishonesty. Oh, because he went on and played things on being in a wheelchair, they even busted him for. Oh, no. Yeah. Going the wrong going too fast on a wheelchair ramp, they nailed

him for that one. I've seen some spinels in damn. Disguised. Disguised. Fucking watch. That's like cripple Jesus said they he's sent me a transcript and the prosecution for the wellness center picked him up out of his chair. This guy fucking walks through. On the ground. That was the only count that he got let off of

is actually being crippled. Can you believe that? So was this, this was a, obviously, anything that happens this quickly was a school court, like you said, right? And then this could be going, so I'm sort of a sham. Well, that's really cool. That's only cool. Clearly, this is court like you said, right? And then this is gonna go as some sort of a sham. Well, that's really cool.

That's only cool. Clearly, this is not like the United, any kind of a state legal system or any other, it's school, right? Yeah. So one guy heard it and was like, yeah, guilty. And you know, by the way, I got brought onto a disciplinary thing at school.

Guilty is sin. Yeah. I got off, really, my liarry with, you know, you know, yeah. Oh my god, he just, how you mean? That was copied in some way. I wouldn't even know how to do that. What do you mean? What do you mean when you say, I'm sorry, officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that. I didn't know I couldn't, but I am just being a nori. I didn't know I couldn't do that. I didn't know I couldn't, but I am just being an or. I didn't know I couldn't do that. I was at my second cousin's, Kingston Yera, queer sony era when you guys called me in here

to give me crippled Jesus, meanwhile guilty for playing clips, I think, of class. Yeah, giving away the keys to the kingdom. Copyrighted material. I wouldn't let him do that on this show. No, I can't let you do that. No, you're, yeah. Yeah, I don't think even you, not even you are crippled enough to, you are crippled enough, but you are not a liar enough to get out of what you're, that's what I would have said to him. Said my boy, you are, you've got the wheels. Are we going to talk to him at some point?

Well, I don't know. Maybe he'll call in later. wheels. Are we going to talk to him at some point? Well, I don't know, maybe he'll call in later to say. So we'll do it. We'll get Carl's take on it. So what is the bonus episode? Yes. It's guilty. Well, I know, but what is that entail?

What are the repercussions of that? They're giving him, you know, a little girl's bicycles, the streamers, they're making him put those on his chair. And the little bell, ching, ching, ching, ching. Yeah. And they gave, Jing, Jing. Yeah. And they gave him the horn. They gave him a voice box. That sounds like Trisha Partaine, they gave him a voice box.

First, they thought he was like a Stephen Hawking kind of guy. Right. And they didn't know he could talk. So they switched his voice box for one that sounds like Anderson Cooper. So he has to go, hello, I'm here in class, everyone. Who's got the news? That news? I've got the news. Cooper sounds like, isn't that what he sounds like? Hey, I'm Anderson Cooper. A little bit. Everybody dropping bombs on your mom's, that she's in Syria. He had win. Yes. I think I saw a bomb on a plane that had black lives matter and a trans flag painted on it.

Really? Yeah. It's like, yeah, these majestic beautiful bombs. Oh, I love the shape of the, you can do this in the 90s. My asshole clenches right now, even though we're having this repartee amongst friends in the basement of my house, happened to be recording it, doesn't matter. That's irrelevant.

My asshole clenches at the thought, what kind of world am I raising my dog in? We've got to be subject to this tyrannical control of our. I don't know, I think the dog, I think the dog's gonna have a lot of rights. Do you? Still, yeah, I think so. Well, in less than a minute.

But it's your dog, so maybe not see what it identifies as as with, yeah, we got to talk to Carl because he got, it's his fault. cripple Jesus got into so much trouble. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, I wonder if he's is that way. Maybe he's here. If he's here right now, maybe he could weigh in. Let me see if he's here now. No, cripple Jesus is. Well, cripple Jesus, well talk to you in a little bit. Okay, what makes me, what makes your rage is, this is fucking pencil, this pencil I've written down below the meniscus of the pencil.

That's amazing, how did you do that? Well, because I keep pushing the, but about 60 million pens in my life, I've probably have, I don't know if there's a pen squirrel or something that goes into my house and steals all the ballpoint pens that I have, all the nice pens, fucking Stephen made me a pen that I have somewhere. So I can't fuck, I can't find it.

I probably have it in a pen case. There it is. Oh, you have it. So there is a fucking pen stealing Grinch going around stealing fucking pens. Sorry about that. I've got, I've got, I'm lousy with pens, but all I can find is a very nice pen. All I can find every week is this goddamn pencil. Yeah.

And I've written it down so that everything I write now, all of my notes look like they're written in crayon because all I've got is the blunt tip, the duplo fucking tip of this pencil that's larger than the eraser, which you didn't think would be possible. How's that for what makes me a ray? What else makes me a ray? Thank you for this pen. I feel like a human being.

There you go. Out of ink. Of course. Great. Really? Yeah. Let me just call my place. You've used it that much.

Yeah, because I like doodling. Yeah. That's true. You refill it. Wow, I'm thinking. That's cool. That's cool like wood. Yeah. That's true. Well, you know, you refill it. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Like woodworking. You have to turn that thing, you know, turn it on a Stephen makes those, um, shavery shave brushes, you know, that you see in like Westerns. Yeah, you mean like to mills them. Whatever. Whatever it lathes them. Yeah, makes, and he's got like millions of views and stuff.

To get the leather going and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, seems pretty classy, right? Yeah. Like a minor, coal miner, not an underage shop. Yeah, with straight razor. Even though that's hot. Yeah, and then you use a straight razor, he does those.

So that's why he does. Anyway, the green flash makes me a rage. The green flash. You ever heard of that? Uh, so a superhero thing or something. I mean before, it's a, yeah, it's a superhero that has the power to annoy you. Okay.

Every single sunset, every pleasurable sunset you will ever have for the rest of your life will be ruined. If it's at the beach, will be ruined by either one moron or as many morons are there as possible, telling you that you have to look for the fucking green flash, that you have to spend your the most pleasant, one of the most pleasant experiences, fixated on the horizon, staring at the fucking sun. And if you look away for even a millisecond, you could miss this,

And if you look away for even a millisecond, you could miss this, this amazing fucking phenomenon that's just such marvelous as the Aurora Borealis, the, the David Borealis that you're going to miss, the green flash above the sunset. It didn't always, you used to be able to go to the beach and just either watch or not watch the sunset of a normal sun color that would just disappear behind the horizon. But now every time you go, we spent last week in Newport, you know, which I talked about. I haven't heard about this. You never heard about the green flash. No. Don't tell. Keep the, if you have any annoying people, I'm going to forget it. I've already forgotten in your life. Yeah. Don't tell them. Hahaha.

Quotes. That's hilarious. Don't tell them about the green flash. Because every time you ever see a sunset at the beach from now on until you're dead, you can't hear, what's way for the green flash? You know what's so, it's way for the green flash.

I'm gonna be waiting for it every time I see a sunset at the beach. It's stuck in my head and I'm not gonna be able to get it out because I love shit like that. Well, I'm sorry. I ruined it. I'll go home and look at why, you know, it's, it's a myth. Just tell yourself it's a myth. Okay. For the last like 20 years, every time I've been at the beach, you know, I can connect these moments of watching a sunset and have it been ruined by some woman telling me that I need to pay A pay-po-

Close attention like I'm reviewing a spelling test for the fucking green flash that's about to blow my mind Mm-hmm. Is that it? Mm-hmm. Is that it? So finally this week I said, it's a fucking, this guy walks by. A.A. girl says, well the green flashing goes, it's a myth. I said, it is a myth.

It's a fucking myth. We've been getting myth busted this whole time, staring until my corny is where dead it, something at the sun for something that doesn't exist, like a leprechaun's pot of gold. So then I looked it up and Wikipedia does exist. Just haven't been seeing it the whole time. Wait, thanks for ruining.

Is it right before the sun goes down? Right, as it goes down, there's some sort a little green blob That happens That you're not seeing got it. There you go. It's a myth ruin Roaning sunsets. Yeah, haven't had one peaceful sunset since I learned about the green flash haven't seen it Imagine I imagine that once I see it like any pair of tits. I'll go like okay, I never need to see those again

Imagine, I imagine that once I see it, like any pair of tits, I'll go like, okay, I never need to see those again. Not getting kicked out of a bar. That's something else. I, God, I miss. You miss getting kicked out of a bar? Yeah, I miss getting kicked out of a bar. Yeah. We went out, Newport.

I was just absolutely, shrimp roaring, screaming wasted on acid. Laughing at the, oh man. And you thought, you thought Ralph, if anyone thought Ralph was laughing a lot, last episode. You were laughing a lot. Oh my God. Like a fucking, like my killed your brother. Your brother, I talked like this all night. Eddie, yeah.

Couldn't get kicked out of, I missed. I'm rolling around on the floor. At these jokes, people are making. Not getting kicked out. And I realize. I'm rolling around on the floor at these jokes people are making, not getting kicked out. And I'm, and I realize it right then, God, do I remember getting kicked out of a bar? How? I'm not even going to know how. Maybe that's, maybe I'll never get kicked out of a bar again. I'm going to be ready to leave. Well, that's, that's a sad, uh, I'm going to, yeah, that's a sad concept. And I'm going to have to say, I don't even know how to get kicked out of this bar. I'm gonna, yeah. That's a sad concept. And I'm gonna have to say,

I don't even know how to get kicked out of this bar. I mean, I remember there was some kind of behavior in aspect to it. You might snap back into it. You've been getting kicked out of bars for a long time. Long time since before I could be in them. Yeah, and it's been so long. I don't know how to gauge my success levels now.

Like how good was the sweet kid? I have no idea. I wasn't kicked out of a bar. I wasn't kicked so I must have had like a nice time. Yeah, everyone probably no one even noticed me. Oh boy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Which is in your world that must be,

that's worse than that's hell. Yeah. Do I even exist? That's what I mean. No one's noticing what I'm doing over here. Yeah, right. Jesus. Jesus Christ.

I just didn't kill yourself on the spot. I know, here's a good one for you, Sean. This might, this is a music related rage. You might enjoy this one. Okay, maybe. This is how the kids are back, the kids are back in town. This is how the kids are practicing band. It's the boys are back in town and the kids are all right. The little boys are back in town.

Oh boy. And they are practicing their music at school. Oh my God. This is in the United States of America. This is in a capitalist society. This looks like something. This looks like something that the Japanese invented for no reason. You ever see those stupid ass inventions?

They, it's a hat with an umbrella and a fucking, I don't know. This is a bunch of, this is a high school band practice, apparently, in any town, you I say, and all the people, all the little boys are playing their saxophone. I know what these are. These are camping showers. They're one person camping 10 showers. So they are, they are, of course, like any camping equipment, they are exactly five feet eight inches tall. So if you, right. So if you happen to be taller, then you happen to be taller than the absolute average of men in America, you will want to cut the top of your head off.

Yeah. And you've got, you've got saxophoneers, all six feet away from each other labeled for some reason with numbers. I don't know. I guess they found it too humanizing without the giant number written on. Yeah, they're all assigned a number, all these kids, so they use the same one every time. Oh, okay. I'm sure that's it.

I mean, that's what I think. Like a PE class. Yeah, you go. Yeah, I remember, well, at least a junior high that I went to had numbers, you went and sat on at the beginning of class. Yeah. Let me see if I got any more pics here. This you're working a violin back here in the back. Yeah, I believe. Right. And a camping shower. You can't even wash your own ass in a camping shower. And they're playing a fucking violin like a retarded person. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh God, actually that's a sousophone. What?

Because it's pointed forward. What's two? What's two, what's two, is it pointed up? Oh, really? Yeah, that's what everybody plays it. Because it's for marching band John Phillips, Sousa. Like the, oh God, I really hate you. It's right, yeah.

I think they're used interchangeably, but no, no one uses a sousophone at all. They only say two, but. Yeah, because they're not used interchangeably. I could be, I could be wrong. Like, they're good for not even, don't do that. Don't big league me like that.

But it's, um, tell me you could be wrong after doing that. But I think it was, it was pointed forward because of marching bands. Really? Believe so. Um, huh. Okay.

Well, let's see what else I've got. I know I said we're not talking about race anymore, but we are. Oh boy. This is quite math. Quite math. Quite math. Did you know math was systemically racist?

I've heard this. Wouldn't it be systemically racist for Asian people and Indian people? Probably. Well, how come there? How come math isn't Indian supremacist? Why is there, why are they getting a white supremacy out of math? White people aren't, I mean, I don't know if white people are known for their fucking

math. Who's a math ways out of this fucking crayon pack? Oh, the white one. Well, but you sure about that? But in this country, but it's really, the answer is because in this country, Asians and Indians are not oppressing anyone. Oh, I think, I think in this country, Asians and Indians are not oppressing anyone. Oh, I think in this country, it makes you money to say white supremacists. I mean, yeah, what I'm saying is, you know, I mean, there's no valid reason why, why

math would go over well. We're going to get this Indian supremacy out of my hat. Say what? What do you mean? Well, you know, maybe, maybe in that country, maybe in India, or maybe in, you know, I think they got their own kind of cast system in India. Let me. Oh, they do pull this up.

Oh, you better believe it, Jerry. Engaging. Oh, yeah. Okay. Here's white supremacy in math classrooms. I ran this through snow, by the way, and it said mixed. So that's about as true as it gets as far as snops is what's the they'll not. Snops never says this should. It's true. They'll give you a mix though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

snops just says things are true. Like not, not this kind of stuff. Any kind of race stuff that gets caught and they're like, well, you know, in the context of, I don't know where they. They take and then, and then they'll go, well, what the, the sky left out is this, this, and this. Like they'll say the statement as made, they'll say the statement as made is true. Or the statement as made is false. However, when you, if you factor this, this, and this,

it changes it. We see white supremacy culture show up. This was at an Oregon school, I think, in the mathematics classroom, even as we carry out our professional responsibilities, outlined in the, oh, it's the California standards for the teaching profession. Oh, great.

That's why California sucks so much. There's so much white supremacy in here. I know. So what organization is this? This is like, now you're making me click around. Well, I mean, I'm always curious who's putting stuff out and like how close it is to being implemented or against just department of education. Yeah.

Did Oregon officials say showing work in math classes, white supremacism mixture? Uh-huh. So yes. In a newsletter, you know, promoted an independent project that is materials on sweat, white super shows have been math classrooms. So they put it out. Yeah. Here's the, let me read you these the things that they're saying. The focus on getting the right answer. That's how it shows up. Really? Yeah.

The right answer is in there in the... Wow. Yeah, you like that one? Good math teaching is considered an antidote. Yeah, you like that one? Good math teaching is considered an antidote. That's what medical inequality for black, Latin X. I mean, fuck you. Anything that has a Latin, it's just getting to the point.

If you have Latin X in there, just put the N word right next to it. Like, fuck you with this Latin X shit. That white people made up in his unpronounceable in any Hispanic language, including English. So, you know, meth, it has an answer. Yeah. And if you don't get another, no, they're you. Stop doing it.

So, no, they want to apply like, like subjective things to an objective concept. Yeah, there's so many things that it makes me a rage about this. Like I see the word good in quotes. Yeah, totally subjective. Not really good or bad in math, to an objective thing.

Here it is, students are required to show their work. That's how it shows up. It's pretty fucking simple. We see white supremacy culture show up in math. There's the example, students are required to show their fucking work. Yeah. Show pretty fucking simple. We see white supremacy culture show up in math. There's the example. Students are required to show their fucking work. Yeah. Show your fucking work. They always, that was that's something that was drilled into our heads for it's like you have to show your work. It pisses me off for so many reasons. Number one, number one, if you're not good at math, stop doing it. Just quit.

Yeah. Stop, stop telling kids that if they try hard enough, they could start flying around the room like Superman. Oh, if you just try hard enough, you could just do a thing that you don't have in your brain to start with, just fucking quit. Go do something that you like for fuck's sake and then try to sell it. Go work on cars, go build blocks. Go do a different kind of fucking math.

It's not math on a fucking formula. I grew up knowing how to do math. Look at it, I know right away. So I'm just sitting there hating everybody while you're struggling, great fucking formula. I grew up knowing how to do math. Look at it. I know right away. Yeah, so I'm just sitting there hating everybody while you're struggling Great fucking system. Great fucking system. Just stop quit. Go away. Number two It gives people the impression that if they try hard enough, they can stop anything like I don't know if there's some kind of World civilization destroying pandemic that's sweeping around the globe. don't worry. You, there's something you can do to contribute to this. Something, there's something you can do like what?

How about wear a mask? Oh, awesome. Now I'm helping, I'm fucking helping. And I know that as long as you figure out how to help, you can't help, because I learned it in fucking school. So, so this is insane. Yeah. To me.

What else? Guiding, I pulled up some other ones. Quote from the dismantling racism in mathematics, download. The concept of math being purely objective is unequivocably false. Say that again, I'm looking at things. The concept of math being purely objective. Yeah. Math. Yeah. Objective is unequivocally false. Okay. Like, and teaching it is even much less so. The third thing that pisses me off. You know, in like the 70 or the 50s or the

sixth somewhere around there, back when we used to actually want to know what the best way to do something was, like not just, let's just give money to our pals. Not like, let's pass a $2 trillion thing and 90% of it was gonna give to companies and stuff like our pals and people get a small amount, but that's f**king right. Back when we used to spend money to actually figure things out. Yeah.

They did a thing to see what the best way to teach kids was. Let them be whole. Guess what it is. Just repeat the same shit all day. Right? Like, you know, playing instrument, just do the same fucking scale. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

They found that outside, oh fuck. Well, that's not gonna work. We needed to be like teamwork and brainstorming. We've got a lot of morons that we need out there in the workforce training kids that, like beating the smart ones down, knocking all their edges off of them, so they're worthless,

and then taking all the worthless ones and empowering them, so they have. Well, school does, it knocks down the ends. Yeah. Like the, the, the, the, the, the, the poorest students don't get enough attention if they, if they're capable of getting certain concepts at all and the, and the, the kids who are ahead, yeah, get blunted right off, they get rounded.

Right off. And the best way they teach, the best way to teach they found was just repeat the same shit. Mm-hmm. On to two, two, two, four. This, this, this, this, this, this. Yeah, what's so funny? I remember it's not, that's not expensive.

Well, I remember, like, I remember flashcards. Yeah. All that kind of stuff. Like I mean, that's right. Yeah, flashcards for, you know, multiple, multiple, multiplication tables, all that kind of stuff. Like I mean, flashcards for, you know, multiplication tables, all that kind of stuff. But then teachers said, well, I mean, where's our artistry? I've got all these ideas.

I'm not just a robot that's here to tell kids the same thing over and over, I need to bring in my culture and says things up a little bit. So, okay, well, you know, okay, then we're not doing the best way anymore, ever again. Just do it your way. Yeah. Okay, here's one for you.

Mom gets fired, cause school finds her only fans account and expel and expels her sons. Mom has an only fans account. Yeah, the sons get expelled. Is that about what you would expect? Your sons, mom has an only fans account. Yeah. The sons get expelled. Is that about what you would expect? It doesn't surprise me.

The best part about it is the dads found it first and discussed it. It's not. But it doesn't surprise me. What's disgusting about that? We got to get those. Just that they have a mom's kids. That nobody goes, what the fuck are you fucking people doing? You've all lost your goddamn minds.

Let's punish the kids for, yeah. Have nothing to do with what mom does. Catholic school, by the way. Yeah, that's very, they eat less surprising. You can easily see Jesus doing that. Yeah, finding out someone is selling

and immediately shunning them and stoning their children. Right. That's very Christlike. I mean, I don't know much about Jesus. Right. What is about? Right, but that seems like number one, oh, what are you some kind of online processor? Vindictive.

There's no tolerance Jesus. Yeah. God, he was fucking, he was, he was like, he was, he was like, he was like, Frank Zappa fronting a band, you know, I mean, or like a, you know, buddy rich, you know. God damn it. You fucked that up.

You're gone. Yeah. Well, what about the people who are, what about all the dads who were looking at the only fans? What about their kids? It's just, they're fine. You're not allowed to consume the pornography, but if you're making it,

well, the mother's so holy, you know, and the, it's the moms, they get so jealous. They get so fucking jealous. They had to run this poor family out of town. Hot mom too, look at that. Fucking put her up on the, she hotter than crippled Jesus's mom. I don't know. It's different Yeah, it's different. Uh, the real Mrs. Pointexter. There it is. There's there's the where is this where uh, in hell. Yeah. All this all this stuff happens in hell. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you know that.

So, we're in hell. They've somebody fake ass. I can't. I'd hit the earth and we've all spent the last year in hell. They've found sacred heart parish school. One of the dads found it. They aren't really going to detail of how the dad found it. And then they just kind of stumbled on it. Is there a hunch like my cousin Vinnie?

Oh, no. A hunch. Is there a statement from an educator like justifying why the kids would be? Oh, the whole strategy from day one was I'm going to take the rest of the kids. Some of the moms demanded her three sons be expelled. And then they were? Yeah. It was gut wrenching. Having them send my photos to school saying, this is disgusting.

And this is gross. Some of the moms of the school are adamant about getting their sons expelled. They even sent an anonymous packet full of risk-afe photos to the principal, Bishop, and the church. And then they wrote back requesting more photos of boys. Yeah. Where do you guys get off? Where do you fucking get off on? Where at the bottom? I wrote back requesting more. That was a boys. Yeah. Where do you guys get off?

Where do you fucking get off on? Where the bottom type of morality? You're at the very bottom. You guys got about 10,000 years before you'd drive a systematic fucking rape culture. Yeah, a real bad one. Okay, discrimination against men, all Christ. I have this Smith College one too. Okay, discrimination against men-owned crisis.

I have this Smith College one too. It's actually kind of an interesting story. I don't think I'm qualified to talk about it. Excuse me? Yeah, maybe I'll get to it a bit. Discrimination gets men-only. Got a little stats for you here. Have you ever felt like women get all the benefits of everything and men get discriminated

against constantly in the job market that only women get hired, young women get hired all the time while men are constantly fucked over? Because I, maybe I'll say that hasn't been my experience. Because you're in a, if someone had a woman engineer your audio game over. Oh yeah, this redone. They're out there, but if your job is emailing,

my God, okay. Who are you gonna hire? Okay. Oh wow. I get it now. If you're in the market for a receptionist or a, maybe a manager, receptionist or a, maybe a manager. A service like a, where you, any type of maybe like a PR thing?

Sure. Yeah, I mean, you know, because it's, you know, the receptionist is, it's PR, right? Basically, it's, you're the face, you know. Job applications for men, let me pull this, this is a real study up, I didn't just make this up. Job applications for men are discriminated against when they apply for female dominated occupations such as nursing, childcare and house cleaning. However, in male dominated occupations

such as mechanics, truck drivers, and IT, new study found no discrimination against women. Really? Yes, we fixed it then. So we got to start redoing it the other way. Yeah, female dominated, blah, blah, blah, men's applications, not women's are eliminated in the application process.

No, are there more? I guess I, well, because I'm glad the attacks are going up then. You immediately can pay them all. Pedif, you know, if a guy wants to be in childcare. Pedophile. They're gonna, they're gonna look at him hard. It's like, is he married?

Does he have kids of his own? Does he have, I mean, if it's like, if it's you or me, they're gonna take a fucking hard life. It's like, why would they want to be in child care? You don't think I could get a job in child care? No, I do not. I go down to the Sunshine Day Care Center,

and I'm like, I'd like to apply for a job at your face. Right, I love kids. Yeah. I love touching them, tickling them. Right, touching their souls. Yeah, I just like teaching them things. Right, good things, bad things. Right.

You know, kids gotta be a little naughty. You know what I'm talking about, which I bet you do. You know, it's run this thing. You got some body's buried back. I mean, I'm not gonna blow any whistles here. There's one thing that, if there's one thing, what's your main strength? Loyalty.

Right. Loyalty. Yeah. And my work stays at work. I don't think of whatever I see at work stays it right. I don't I like to think of work as Las Vegas. Yeah, there you go. Huh, they're taking over, Sean. Women are taking over. They're running small businesses. They're running small businesses. But all of them, the problem is they'll all die of dehydration when nobody can lift the fucking water bottle

onto the cooler, you know? That's the, yeah. All right, let's see what else I have here. Oh, look at what it's survey. Let's check this out. Hot off the presses. Look at a bit of survey. I have a lot of problems with this survey.

Look at a bit of identification rises to 5.6% and latest US estimate. Here is, I think USA today sums it up a little better. Oh yeah, society is changing, man. Society is changing. Women are more likely than men to identify as liguid, but that makes sense. Six and a half percent versus five percent.

That is, this is just a survey about lying. I mean, because 100% of women are bisexual. So I know that, so that number is just how many women are lying. 93.6% of women are willing to lie on a ligament of survey. And at least half of the guys I know are gay. So this should be only five. Okay. Well, that's a lot of life.

Women are more likely to identify as bisexual. All right. Trans, oh yeah, here we go. American adults who identified as ligabita in 2020, Gen Z, 16%. Wow, I saw people calling it a fad because the number jumped up so much, but that's, it still seems low. Like, I don't get it.

It's more like the number, the amount of people, or the percentage of people, I'm sure hasn't changed. It's just people willing to admit or to come out of the crowd. Well, I mean, I think it's also changed. Yeah, because look, I don't know if there could be a little fat thing, but I mean, you know, back how many people who are like in their 60s

who came out in their 60s were married with children? A lot. Yeah, because it was just not okay to traditionalists. That's before 1946 born. I don't believe one point three percent identify as Ligabita in the in the silent generation, one point three. That's like none, man. Yeah, well, there's not a rough time.

Not okay. Okay. Oh God, baby boomers, 2%. So they're no better. They're basically as prejudiced and closed-minded. Not as their parents. Yeah. Baby boomers are only slightly more likely to be ligabita.

Gen X, that's us. 3.8%. I guess I've met everyone in this percentage. No. Millennials, 10%. 10% are ligabita. Gen Z, 16%. It seems to me like, okay, first of all,

at a certain size of fatness, how do you tell the difference? Like, if you're in there with a guy, your penis is can't touch anyway. That is a can't get it in there. So what's the difference? You just got, let's tweed, D and tweedle dumb. Almost one a girl. Right, do they know?

Right. I don't know. Two wee balls, who know, yeah. Who wee balls? At a certain size, how can you, of course, that's why they're all identifying as liquefied. Cause we are getting fatter, much fatter, for sure. Secondly, if you take money out of this,

take all the money out of the system, right? So nobody can make any money. So this year in debt, oh, what is your guy? You just, you just living on the government, you have no, you have debt. That's it, you have no hope, no future, right? I'm a woman, you just living on the government, you have no, you have debt. That's, that's it. You have no hope, no future, right? I'm a woman. You're a woman.

Like they've, people are talking about feminizing a generation with like messaging and fucking up toys. Like no, they've feminized men by just taking their money away. That's it. You're a woman now. Oh, what's your, what's your job? Don't have one. Oh, do you have any, like, prospects or anything like that?

No, I just live in debt one day to the next. Oh, you're a woman. That's it. That's what that's the essence of being a fucking woman. So it's just, it's being a suck on society that only exist to pull in resources. You're a fucking woman. That's why that's why they're all gay, because all the men have become debt women. No wonder you think that percentage is low. It is. If fucking is, throw a vat on there. Every single tag's like, oh, yeah,

well how many people are getting taxed? Congratulations. You made them all women. Filarious. 16%. I think we've got a lot of room to grow those numbers. That's all. Keep out it. Chip away at it. No, yeah, jobless. The city has, this is New York lost 500,000 jobs. There's 500,000 new women. It's a lot of new lesbians. Right. Well, they're skew in the results.

I mean, I don't mean to make fun of guys who don't have a job, but that's the reality of it. I mean, I don't mean to make fun of guys who don't have a job, but that's the reality of it. I mean, let's put it this way. I didn't do it. If a lot of men don't have jobs, they don't feel like men. Yeah. That is like a man thing, deeply ingrained in us. And I mean, not just society-wise. Like, we're different like that.

I don't wanna fuck, I don't wanna fuck. I just wanna play video games. I don't have a job, I just play video games. I don't need to bother anyone with my general beingness here with no job, having to ask. So, what is the point? What am I gonna do post Instagram? No one gives a fuck what I'm not even,

people don't even rely on me, a fucking work. That's what I'm doing over here. Only fans. Yeah, opening up my only thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's the Smith College thing I was talking about. I don't know if I want to sum it up for you. Oh yeah.

What is it complex? Is it what's kind of not, I mean, not really. I have a way of summarizing things to their important components. Yeah, you sure do. So this is a station profile while eating at a college dorm. A student in, get away, adds, let me find the college at least. Smith College. Yeah. Get away ads. Let me find the college at least. Smith college. Yeah.

I don't know what. Somewhere where it's noise. Right. Massachusetts. There you go. This student, Umu-mu, Umu-mu Kanutti, who's black, eating in a lunch cafeteria that she wasn't supposed to be in.

It was closed down because they rented it out for summer school. All right. Yeah. So they say kids don't go eat in this cafeteria. It's empty instead. So she goes into the cafeteria. She's the only one in there? Or it was for the one in there.

Kids going to summer school. It was for kids. It was for another school program. They rented out this whole area of their campus, you know. They got a college. They got out this the whole area of their campus, you know, they got a college. Yeah, they got to make razor, thin margins at these colleges in America. They got, they got any opportunity to make a buck. They got to immediately pounce on. You know, so this girl, for some reason, you don't, you don't usually see this kind of entitlement in a young woman.

You usually don't, this kind of entitlement would be reserved for a white man, a senator, or something like that, but she has decided to go eat in a non-eating area. Yeah. It's all not to. Right. A janitor, I already know, I mean, I already know the rest of the story. A janitor sees her. Yeah.

A janitor's been instructed to report anyone in this area. So he calls security. Security comes over to his man. You're not supposed to eat in here. Right. Did you notice that there's no one else is in here? You're not to eat here and calfed here, you lady. Right. Did you notice that there's no one else is in here? Not to eat here and cafeteria lady. Right. So she goes, might there have been a sign or, you know, probably cafeteria closed to... Fuck off. Right. Closed for non-school related

reasons. Yeah. Whatever. She's go, why don't you go read a fucking book, do a math problem, while you're waiting. She goes home, goes on the social media and says that she's racially profiled against eating while being black. ACLU blows it out of a cannon, right? Really? Because they have to fill their coffers. I mean, because they don't exist unless there's this massive problem happening all around us, and it's hurting our young, our young people.

So pony, get out the fucking checkbook and strap in for this story of a young woman eating in a non-eating area and being harassed by the patriarch by a fucking janitor. Where's L. Sharpton? Yeah. A guy who may, who, I don't know, do you see a lot of janitors going around above and beyond the call of duty right between plunging out yeah toilets at a collet at a university to keep the patriarchy alive and well. So when viral whatever and every adult involved in this story every blue collar adult the calf is here. involved in this story. Every blue collar adult, the cafeteria lady, the one who, the

cafeteria lady who wasn't working or a cafeteria guy, man, who wasn't working at the time of the cheerio eating incident, the janitor who originally reported what she was supposed to because of course, if a place at school is being rented out for children, they have to test, they have to put rigorous standards on anybody who might get near them because it's going to be, because every other one is going to be a fucking bad file, right? So there's a lot of things to be unders, that they didn't explain to this woman, the student, one of our brightest minds before she went online and called all of them a races, right? Yeah.

I guess the worst part is that it's such a blatant exercise of cruelty and brutality on people who can never escape this label and who don't have patriots default. Like these are regular blue collar people who are now going job to job with leading, leading with the label of racist, leading with raised open every new job. Oh, you're that you were involved in that racist scandal, not really, but because the ACL,

you decided to fund raise off of it. And because every single newspaper needed that to drive ad revenue, I guess my life is just fucking over now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The officer who could have been carrying a lethal weapon. You saw that? Yeah. So security guard kind of been says, you're I don't know if he was or not. I mean, I did. He could have. He's security guard. Maybe he's allowed to. It doesn't say, you know, he wasn't by the way. Yeah, whatever. It wasn't. He could have been, but he could have. He also could have raped me. He left her a near a meltdown.

Yeah. Mrs. Canute wrote on Facebook saying this encounter, this encounter continued a year-long pattern of harassment at the college. What the? ACLU took it up and said she was profiled for eating while black. Quotes. ACLU took it up and said she was profiled for eating while black quotes and Every single line in this in this thing is a joke right like a hilarious, but even in the headline They said they they found no evidence of bias of course because there was no evidence of bias

It doesn't matter fucking who you crippled Jesus would have been told he can't eat in that fucking cafeteria right? Yeah You just know. Just when you kicked out, no living breathing humans are allowed in here. Unless you see reasons that the school made a deal with, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Cause you might be cut fine. There's a bunch of other cafeterias you can go fucking eat in.

It's not about who you are. It's just about that. You're there. Where's stupid bitch? New York raised a five to runner and science student was the first in her family, which had immigrated from Mali, immigrated from Mali to attend college. She worked that summer and it's the, it's amazing that someone who's 18 has already learned this.

This is what you do. Oh man. If you get told to not, if you get told that you can't do anything, you go online, you cry racism and you ruin everyone's fucking life. I mean, the crying wolf is no longer exists. That the mind, yeah, right, right. The wolf is racist, the guy who told you not to cry wolf is a racist. The story is racist. Everybody goes to jail.

And you, if you tell any what he this story about crying wolf, you're a fucking racist. That's you get better, get your ass to jail too. I don't know how many of this, any of this if I want to read. That's the president, of course, that's aggravating of the university said, well, we got to treat it like a real thing.

I began by offering the student involved my deepest apology in this incident that this incident occurred. Can we just offer anybody who's under 50, a deepest fuck off, like if something occurs? Then you know what? Just send it to the airlines. You know what? Airlines, you're going to handle customer service and 9 what, airlines, you're gonna handle customer service and 9-1-1 for the entire civilized world now and forever.

If anybody has any kind of problem with anything, any incident, if you've been raped, you call United Airlines customer service number and they'll take care of it. Go into the voicemail loop of death. Because they're the only ones treating these incidents, any incident with the severity that they deserve, which is absolutely none to assure her that she belongs in all of Smith places.

Blobbady, blahbady, blah. Yeah, and all the people who's all the blue collar peoples involved had their lives destroyed. That's the only reason that made it. Interesting to me. Oh, he's sad. It's fucking sad. It is. One more, one more thing. Yeah.

Oh God, I got so many things that made me erase this week. Republican concerns versus top Democrat concerns. These are kind of surprising, I thought. Here's Trump supporters. Uh, oh, wait. Let's do the GOP first. These are the top concerns of Republicans.

Uh, illegal immigration. Mm-hmm. Lack of support for the police. Keep believe that. That jumped, it's really up there high. Republicans must think that crime is just like out of control. Yeah. None of them have experienced crime.

Well, because crime all happens in the city. What Democrats are. Yeah. Yeah. Where a lot, where a shit ton of people are. But cities are all like LA, New York, big cities are all Democrat. Yeah, oh yeah. I mean, blacks all like black areas are 90 plus percent Democrat, right?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. And cities in general. Yeah. Uh, so Republicans need the police, even though they don't experience crime. Is that fucking weird? We got to support the police. Well, how much crime have you experienced?

None, but you could imagine. If I was, the police go along with, cause the police go along with crimes. Don't worry. Don't worry. Military and gun rights and things like that. Like it's all intertwined in the psychologically in there. I know it is.

Is that just fucking joke? I watched, I watched the one clip of the Republican thing that's going on right now. And it was Mike Pompeo or something, talking about how great it was that Trump bombed Syria. It's like, are you guys, are you fucking serious? Biden just did this. Shit, you're blowing Trump for doing it? Yeah, no.

Yeah. Fuck off. No, it's just a religion. I remember what it feels like to hate the uniparty now that Trump has gone. High taxes. Okay. Yeah. Not benefiting from liberal bias in mainstream media.

Yeah, these are all things that, right? The police ones that stand out. Yes, that's right. The general moral decline of the country, of course you are. You fucking scumbags. I don't know, well, maybe try getting the, putting some liberal bias in church then. If you're so concerned about the moral decline,

socialism, yeah, okay. Antifa violence. Again, 71% are concerned about antifa violence. Yeah. When have they ever experienced, just in general, you care that much about other people's shit. Yeah. Would any of these, would any of these rank on yours most concerned about things? You Sean. China's the next one. Taxes. Oh, legal abortion.

Yeah, God, kind of. Whew, need more people. Election fraud. Taxes would concern you. Well, I mean, I don't want to pay more than what they're after me for anyway. You know what I mean? They're gonna everybody wants some. Yeah.

So, I mean, yeah, I would like my taxes to be. Yeah, I care about taxes. Yeah. Cause no, I don't want to fucking, I don't want to pay any, I don't want to pay any taxes. He does. Wow. What's a very wide supremacist of you, Sean, we need those taxes. That tax is not going to be fun. You remember when I started talking about bad tax, the beginning of lockdown. It's getting pitched now. Okay, here's the, here's the Democrat one. Number one, number one concern is Donald Trump's supporters. Yeah. Number one, 82%.

What are you, what is your most concerned about? Wow. Trump guys. White nationalism is number two. Yeah. How much white nationalism is that? Again, it could is number two. Yeah. How much white nationalism is that again, it could be an experience. The media makes this scene like it's just everywhere.

And, you know, but systemic racism, gun violence, how much fucking gun violence? 76% are experiencing gun violence. Uh, oh, and what's what they're concerned about. And then Americans lacking health coverage. That falls under. No, no, no, no. I know.

Donald Trump supporters. Yeah. What would you rather have? Health care or Donald or no Donald Trump supporters will take the no Donald Trump supporters. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah. Stupid. Jesus Christ. Sexism, blah, blah, blah. Capitalism all the way to everybody. That's all right. Yep priorities man. Good priorities not to fucking children too impressive

God You've got damn children here is the clip I was talking about with Pompeo Mike Pompeo brags about bombing Syria. You interested in this at all? Yeah. I think they're kind of funny. I mean, you're a red light. It's just sad. Yeah. Serious gas. Children and women. We told them to do that again. It's always the, and when they crossed it, there's a Trump order 70 plus beautiful. American made Tomahawk missiles. Talking about penis. They'll let them know.

That's a game in a lot of penis. They're gonna kill women and children. If you're gonna kill women and children, look at these, what are you John Wayne in there? Yeah. We told them one more time. If you kill any women or children, what the fuck?

What is wrong with you? I'm in town. What is wrong with, what is wrong with, what is wrong with the people cheering for that? in town. What is wrong with, what is wrong with the people cheering for that? It's just hypocrisy. All righty. It's okay when my guy does it.

We gotta protect these women and children. They're doing so much for me. Mr. Meatball, situation, me. No wedding day till I get my three way. He's telling his fiancee. Yeah, remember this, this is an oldie but a goodie. No, this isn't, well, that advice. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is a new comment.

Yeah. His fiance says, just don't let me find out. And he's asking me, is this a green light? I think you got a number of mistakes that you've already made. The fiance being part one. Yeah, the don't let me. This all smells like a trap. Oh, it sounds like, oh, good luck with that. You don't, you already promised everything you have

in the rest of your life to one woman who's not down for it and you're going to promise nothing to two women who are now. Good luck. This is, oh, that are now good luck. This is, oh, it's a good point. Dump that bitch dear. You did it in the wrong order. Dump that bitch. Johnny Rico is as crippled Jesus when I was in college.

I was on a disciplinary appeals board because they required student representation. I came in in a wheelchair and they dismissed it. This whore, he should have come in in two wheelchairs. Standing on them. Like a pair of skis. He should have brought in a dog in a wheelchair. That where is he?

Crifal Jesus. Are you there? Hey, can you talk right now? Oh, the fucking concept himself. Hey, you're what, guilty? Are you on secret academic probation right now? Double secret? Yeah, I'm on academic probation with because I've been a very bad little cripple. You have. Yeah. I'm in the corner. Dangerous. Are you allowed to, I don't want you to talk about things that are going to get you

into further trouble, although the real trouble was the recording, right? Do you have to apologize? Well, yeah. Well, it's not real court. Right. So I don't care. So you don't care. Oh, God. Was that your opening statement in court?

Well, I said that my opening statement, the panel member asked me if I'm responsible for people getting offended by my words. Yeah. And I said, no. And there was an audible gap. Really? Yeah, I broke their brain. I literally broke their brain. Oh, they said, say it again. They asked you if you are responsible for other people being offended by what you say and you said, no. And they gasped. Yep. Ah, sounds right.

Was the answer yes? The answer is yes. And I'm guilty because I didn't answer yes. I said I had no remorse for my actions and it was very funny. Okay. Well, if I would have done it, I don't want to arm share wheel, but wheel share you. But the answer to, do you have remorse is, oh yeah, I feel, I mean, I feel bad for everything in a way that everyone else feels.

Yeah, this is. All the time. And this is from someone who feels like, you know, look at me, I feel bad. I feel pretty rough every day. And this made me just feel even worse for the harm that I've caused. My teacher, these whores that are also upset, I mean, women that are also upset. And I mean, whores in the nicest way possible. That's funny. That's the funny thing. Scott is ideal stuff. What I was doing in there, it was the teacher that had the problem. Well, I bet they loved it. Yeah. I bet she only hated it because contractually she can't pay you. Well, she's

a boss. She's able. There you go. Yeah, she's very able. I mean, she tracked me down on Twitter. Oh God. Did they read any of your tweets or play anything in your? Yeah, so they sent me an email and I'm not, I can't show it to you guys. Yeah, so they sent me an email and I'm not I can't show it to you guys. No, don't. No, don't. I'm the bitch in moan again. Yeah. But they sent me an email describing why they came to that verdict and they cite a tweet that I made as the reason why I'm guilty, I'm those charges. What was the idea behind the tweet? Like, you don't have to read it. Oh, it was hilarious.

So they did it all serious. Like it reminded me of like when Chris Hansen talked to like, he had a bile, that's like the tone that they did it in. They were like, on February 7th, you made a tweet at 2.02 PM quote, I joined feminist theory just to troll. I'm about to educate these holes. Oh,

on February 2nd, 202 in the afternoon, you said, and I quote, I joined feminist theory just to troll these hoes. Yes. What did you mean by that? What say you, sir? Why don't you have a seat? Yeah. Oh, too late. Oh, God, what, they bring it any other gems?

They have you know when that one guy was on the really funny Yeah, I can't think of the name Yeah, they have that Josh Denning Josh Denning here. Yeah, that's the evidence that they used. Oh wow. What was it? Where were we talking about it? It was really bizarre because I was getting charged for only going on Carl's podcast and they used you.

So someone on that board, he had a big fan of you, Dick. Yeah, great. Oh, what does Carl have to say about all this? Has he taken responsibility for it? Has he apologized? Yeah, for letting you play those clips. Well, I can't blame Carl because he's one of us.

Like I has so many garage band projects that he's technically crippled. Well, the first, you have to blame somebody. Yeah. I blame the teacher because like I said, that's a little too close to me down. She found my, uh, the incredible tire print and she was able to figure out that I'm crippled Jesus somehow. Oh my God. So what, uh, how, how good a boy do you have to be,

you know, to, to serve a damn chart though? I mean, the damn chart, like I have 50% goes to teacher, 50% goes to Carl. Right. And Carl probably 50% goes to me from Carl. Sure. And Carl's got to blame somebody. Okay, Andrew Sean's question, please.

Yeah, the academic probation, what it is, is if I record a class again, I'll get expelled. Yeah. Well, it's easy to record a class again anyway, because the only reason I did it to begin with was because this teacher, the moon, and I knew it would be funny. Are you still on the class? Yeah, it was funny. No, I'm in another class and then she got me expelled from that class because she told

the teacher that I was going to record his class ahead of time. Oh, so you already, you didn't even do anything. So just based on a fucking lunatic. Yeah. Well, you know what he's going to do. Yeah. Yeah. He is certifiable. He crazy. That's why I told you her eggs were scrambled dick. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like it. So what do you have to just just be straight for a while? Then it goes away. Yeah. How long? A year. Yeah, it's a year. Okay. Well, she's is.

Don't do anything too funny. What was really funny is that my legal teacher, um, he wanted to know what the case was about. I had met with him to talk about my grade and I mentioned in passing that, uh that I have a kangaroo court case and he said, oh, what's it about? And I told them, well, I talked shit about this teacher on a podcast and she didn't like it. And then he said, well, what did you say? And I said, I said a lot of things.

But basically the corner message, everything I said, was that women, feminism, and just women, blaming men for their shortcomings. And this guy just starts to got away. And so I'm on their side. And he tells me that if I do record it, he wants me to send it to him. Because he just wants to see how the trial goes. Now she's going to track him down. Yeah, do they have a track him down? She's going

to figure out who that could be. Do they have a bigger court that that court gets to complain to? Yeah. Jesus Christ. This guy, this guy then told me he was brought to the same kangaroo court because He had a PowerPoint and he was talking about black people and he said Black people there and he said black people in the lecture and one of the black kids there was Affended that he didn't say African-American. Oh well and His argument in the court was not going to say that because you're not from Africa. Yeah, well, I mean, you might be, you know, in many different places in

college, you know, technically, I don't want to use Maddox's argument, but you might not be from America. Like you might not be American, right? What did he capitalize it when he said it? Maybe that was the part. Did that not exist yet? Because that's pretty much solved everything. Pretty sure it was before all that. No, okay. God, what a, well, it's a real shame

that this contingent of people who are worthless have invaded academia and then use that as a launch pad to get into business. Like now. Well, it's so, it's so in the grain now that academia is people that are worthless. Yeah. If not even, and they're not anything of value there anymore, except for maybe the chick for way. Yeah, only the ultra-privileged can afford it, and the ultra-privileged must always conform

to the highest and latest etiquette, which is this sort of nonsense, or they will be thrown right out of court, the metaphorical court, not the kangaroo one. Well, does anything make you a rage? You want to talk about anything else? Yeah, I have a rage. Go for it.

This ever happened to you. You're trying to listen to Dean Martin and the car and a woman just starts talking and asking you questions. The car is not for talking and how was your day bullshit? We'll do that shit when we get home inside. The car is for a contemplation and listening to Dean Martin, that's why the car was invented. And I'm thinking about where I'm going to go and ask some thinking about gambling. I'm thinking

about liquor, cool things that women will never understand. Stop, yeah, I can. Don't ask me about my day in the car. You have not dinner, which you should be making, is where that conversation happens. That's the exchange. The car I can't escape from. You've got me locked in here like a prison. This is abuse. This is abuse. You've waited till we're in the car to start peppering me with this shit knowing I can't fucking escape on the freeway. That is not the deal. And you finally got my Dean Martin. They finally took my Dean from me. Uh, yeah.

It is discrimination because you know I can't roll out of the car and the freeway because the wheelchair ramp is in the way. What are my Optimus Prime's little guy that comes out of the back? Yeah. And does his own thing? And the fuck it wants to season? No. The semi-truck for the... Get's Kit in Knight Rider?

Yeah. Yes. Drives right up. My Kit Knight Rider over here? Does my cock have light up things? Right. The go when I talk? Why don't you take a look?

Here, I'll give you a hint. All right, buddy. Sorry that you're sorry that court didn't work out for you. Has a way of doing that. Oh, it was fun. I had a good time. No worry, bud. Yeah, it probably won't be the last time you're in trouble

in life. I certainly hope that. It'll probably be the funniest, though. It might be the first is always the funniest. All certainly hope that. It'll probably be the funniest though. First is always the funniest. All right, man, see ya. Plug your stuff. Plug your, like, show something.

Oh, yeah. Who gives a shit with Adam from Houston? We just released an episode, episode three, Mount Rushmore. Okay. I'm sorry for the bad audio. I got myself a real set up now. So I won't happen again. You always sound good on call. My end is pretty bad. So I do have to want you guys. Well, if you want to hear bad audio, go listen to who gives a

shit. Sadden from Houston and cripples Jesus. Sorry, buddy. See ya. See ya. See ya. I said, Adam from Houston and cripple Jesus. Sorry, buddy. See ya. See ya. See ya. Uh, okay. What are you doing? Reading a comments.

Comments. Something here. Uh, Captain Insano says, Hey, Dick, I now live in a small town in Ohio after escaping the riots in Minneapolis. And the citizens are going out of their way to piss me off by having their dogs shit all over the sidewalks here. I called the mayor to ask them to get the minimum wage paid police to site citizens for leaving dog shit all of a sidewalk.

Hey, why not the cops just pick up the shit? I mean, vote for me for mayor. I'll make every cop in the city their first priority picking up dog shit. I'm surprised that people don't pick it up. Because it's because people who live in the city are deranged and shitty people. Well, I mean, people who live in the, well, no, I mean, he lives in a small place, right? And they're not picking it up. Like, oh, oh, does he? Yeah, it's what he said, right? From many apples. Yeah, and people are, and people are not picking it up. That's strange to me.

That is strange. You're right. The mayor told me to be thankful I have a sidewalk to walk on and that the community does a good job of cleaning up after their stings. Wow, sounds like a fucking real winner of a town. Like, you're lucky. I mean, you know our budgets, but you think we're gonna,

it's pay people to go out and cite those people? It's possible. This might be a case if. We keep the lights on. User error're gonna, it's pay people to go out and cite those people? It's possible, this might be a case. It's really, keep the lights on. User error. Yeah, it's possible. It seems like it. Someone has escalated a small problem to a meoral problem.

Yeah, yeah. I've decided to run for mayor with the platform of beautifying the village and making it less of an eyesore. Wow, this is a small town. I'll break down social barriers. This is the guy who couldn't stop farting at Walmart and got yelled at by that girl's dad. Oh my God, that's right. I'll break down social barriers. This is the guy who couldn't stop farting at Walmart and got yelled at by that girl's dad. Oh my God, that's right.

I'll break down social barriers. I have a neuro degenerative disorder making me the first disabled mayor in this country. We've had many female mayors before. Breaking that barrier will be an even greater accomplishment than breaking wind at Walmart while hitting on a stymmed out country guy with a huge track. And actually nailing her very good for you, sir.

Yeah. Cops. Why don't they pick up dog shit? Pick up the shit. You like being a cop? So you won't wear the body camera. Pick up dog shit. Right.

God, I would be so I would be such a fucking good mayor. Vote. What are your policies? Cops are going to pick up., we're gonna fund the police, but they're number one priority. Above crime, above drug crimes. Oh man, there's murder, test them out, everyone gets away with it.

I got news for you guys. Everyone gets away with murder, cause you probably killed your wife. What do you want? I mean, is that really our problem? Is that really anyone else's problem? I mean, oh, it was this wife. Oh, not guilty. Yeah.

Not guilty. I understand. Over drug, speeding, never heard of it. So you know what, go write speeding tickets. As soon as you're done cleaning up, all of the dog shit in this town. You've gotten speeding tickets, right? Yes.

Yeah. As soon as you're done, here you go. Here's a bag, here's a box of gloves. This should last you for a while. If it runs out, here's some hand sanitizer. There you go. Here's a bag, here's a box of gloves. This should last you for a while. If it runs out, here's some hand sanitizer. There you go. NFTs, Dick, you need to start creating NFTs with your thumbnail art or something.

What, NFTs? I think NFTs are like, you just sell something but you put it in the blockchain. Oh, it seems like a scam to me. People are doing it though. With the following as big as yours, I bet dip shits would buy them. Well, it seems like a scam to me. No. People are doing it though. With the following as big as yours, I bet DIP shits would buy them. Well, it's a little. Yeah, that's not really a good way to look at people who buy something.

That happens a lot. People hit me up and I'm like, oh, you got a lot of listeners. You should sell them a bunch of shit. Yeah. Why would you do that? Like, it's fucking tacky. Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to give people shit to get their money?

Like, what is the... You sell stuff. It's not shit. No, I know, that's what I mean. I think you're doing it the right amount. Yeah. Also, you should tokenize the drinking card game. That I don't know about.

All right, you could tokenize the game card game. That I don't know about. All right, you could tokenize the game cards and sell the cards in the blockchain. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, known as P-I-E-D, porn-induced erectile dysfunction. I'm willing to bet everything's porn's fault. You know what I'm job? It's porn. You can't fuck your fat girlfriend. That's porn to that, so you can't believe it. Can't believe it.

A little bit nervous about fucking a girl. That's because you watch porn, man. You gotta stop watching all this porn. Fucking environments heating up, atmospheres, the ozone layers going away, porn watch porn, man. You gotta stop watching all this porn. Fucking environments heating up, atmospheres, the ozone layers going away, porn, porn, porn. Wait, when did this happen overnight? All of a sudden, everyone's got a fucking opinion

about pornography. Yeah. You're saying that everything else is better? I don't think so. I'm willing to bet most of these guys over in Dullge in watching hardcore pornography. What's the right amount then? Show me the food pyramid, which is by the way fake. Yeah, because what's the recommended daily amount?

Or perhaps just started at a super young age. What kind of excitement can a guy get from an average looking chick when they spend their time online watching near perfect women have sex all the time? It's like I'm reading a feminist talking blog. This is what they said 20 years ago, one after the other, porn is the bad guy. Well, how are we supposed to go

to regular looking women? And we mock them endlessly because it's so fucking transparent. Here you are. Hey, they checked this out. It's a 20 year old feminist talking point that I picked up online. What do you think? I think the same thing I thought 20 years ago, fucking butt out.

Go worry about your own shit. They can't get off because they aren't getting the constant visual stimulation. Problem is getting more and more prevalent because younger men have near unfettered access to hardcore porn at younger and younger. Oh, it's the kids too. Wow. Really? I think the argument 20 years ago was more based on morality and the, you know, the, the ruination of the country's morals and the family morals and stuff.

And now it's like, well, is it fucking, is it fucking with your brain? Yeah. I don't believe it. Yeah. I don't believe that it's different. I don't know. I think it's still in there. The theory is that messing with brains, sexual wiring, younger and younger men are being

prescribed things like viagra to deal with the problem. Well, women are getting very fucking fat too. How come that's not? Back in my days, 90s, porn was squiggly lines on a blocked out Playboy spice channel. They're running into a hustler Playboy magazine in a nearby wooded area, or the rare VHS porno that you happen across when friends, parents were gone for a few hours. Today, it is high-deaf, hardcore pornography at your fingertips 24, seven. Oh, I mean, that's true.

And that's how you get your first cell phone or learn how to browse the internet. It's different. I don't know, don't play with these things. Well, maybe they should do an experiment like each of these people. If they are watching porn all the time, I mean, maybe don't for a while,

if you can manage it. And just see if your brain doesn't change where you start looking elsewhere. And yeah. But don't tell anybody about it. If it worked, keep it to yourself. Okay. Okay. Okay. Doctor.

Okay. You want to do advice? Sure. Let's do some advice. Life. Advice. Life obsessed with conspiracy theories. Hey Dickenshunt. Don't read my name on the show.

My wife is great, but in the last six months, she has gone in hard on right wing conspiracy theories. In conversation, she will start off reasonable. EG masks are done. The vaccine likely doesn't have enough testing, etc. But then she will start going on about QAnon and how China's ultimate goal is to harvest our organs or some shit. This has resulted in a few arguments lately. And would I try to explain that she can't just believe anything she reads on some website. I can tell she thinks I'm calling her stupid. Call her stupid. Yeah. Shut your mouth. Why don't you stop talking about QAnon, you stupid bitch. We also live in

Australia. So most of this stuff doesn't affect us. We currently have no lockdown or mask requirements or secret pedophile ring where we live. So this seems like a hobby for her, no more than anything. Any advice would be appreciated. P.S. She has a C cup if that helps. If she's name at the end, if you don't want me to use your name, you idiot. If she's arguing with you, she's cheating on you. It's not a hobby. This is, she's having an emotional affair with a, with a boogeyman with rush limbaugh's ghost. I guess that's what you need to get your bitch in line, sir. There's something in her that makes her, she wants to believe this.

Like there's some, yeah, I mean, there's something, I don't know, but it's carving out an identity that does not include you and it's being done on purpose. Just tell that's what's going on. It's got nothing to do with, like most of the things women say, were the words that come out of their mouth mean absolutely nothing to what they're talking about.

This is no exception. Find out who she's, find out who's telling her all this shit. And then find out who online is telling her this shit. It usually does come from somewhere. Yeah, it's because it's, if it's an all of a sudden thing, but it's some guy she wants to fuck that is not you could be, but chance it or or you failed to recognize kind of a pattern of behavior. Yeah. For how long you've known it like like that she's been, when there's new stuff like this, she can dive in. Back when it was just flat earth

and we never went to the moon, maybe she was like, I don't understand it. But yeah, but this is much more intimidating. It's yes, exactly. So, innovation's happening all the time. See if you can think back on some things for how long you've known or gone, that's kind of weird that she thinks that.

Just really into it. Be more QAnon than ever and raise it crazy. China wants organ harvesting because their population is sinking. They need to keep it up. So we need to bang more. That's the whole point. What China wants is for us to be less sexually liberated. Sure. Um, bring over your study strength.

Mm-hmm. Is what I'm saying for the country. Get into it and ruin it for most things that women enjoy. You can, where you can ruin just by being a part of and being, get a drunk. Uh, that's, this is true. The easiest, if your wife is, Joy, you can ruin just by being a part of and being getting drunk. That's, this is true. The easiest, if your wife is into anything, reading books, having a job, just do it with her and women who are into relationships, and then I ruin by getting drunk.

So yeah, it works perfectly. They've had their whole life. You can ruin anything. That a woman enjoys just by participating and drinking as much as possible. Yeah, it works perfectly. They've had their whole life. Perfectly. You can do it in anything. Yeah. That a woman enjoys just by participating and drinking as much as possible. You know, I enjoy this relationship. Not anymore.

Good. Good. Uh, even drinking. They won't like anymore. Because you ruined it with your drinking. Yes. Does that help? I hope that's an effective strategy for you, sir.

Ricky. Hey, Dick. I'm addicted to trans women. Oh, whoa. Hey, Dick and Sean. I'm a huge fan of the show. I've been listening for approximately four months. I'm huge for him.

Well, I mean, he just got into it. Yeah. No, I mean, that's, he's probably, you know, he's probably just rip and right through it. Love both of your work. Thank you. Anyways, I'm writing in because I'm a straight man. Have you ever specified an email or otherwise? How you doing? I'm a straight man. No, but.

Well, he, I know why he's doing it and where he's going with it. Anyone who has done that is not. That's my point. Well, yeah, no, I know. I'm a straight man that's addicted to trans women and trans porn. Mm-hmm. I feel as though trans women are superior in every way to cis women as they hold the most valuable thing in their cranium, an estrogenized male brain.

How do you know that? I also like the penis, okay, and have tried explaining to my IRL friends that this is certainly not gay. In fact, it's more straight to fuck, oh, Jesus Christ, the cum out of a trans woman. Every time I read stuff like this now, I imagine. It's like a joke, right? I mean, it seems like it. Yeah, I mean, it's just, yeah.

Maybe not, guys, man, since doing the straightest, the straightest thing, anything that, no, I know. Like, what do you think? No, sure. The straightest thing you can do is just take it right up the ass. No, he's fucking it out of them. No, I know, but I mean, I'm making a joke.

That's what you like. Yes, that's the right. But it's like, no, let's think of the most gay thing ever and then say it's the straightest thing ever. Yeah. Every time I read these now, I just imagine some woman accidentally playing it from her minivan. Which is hilarious.

Kids park. So, in fact, it's more straight to fuck the come out of a trans woman because she used to be a man. You're imposing your manly energy onto her, but I won't get into that. You should. You already did. Yeah, what if it, was there more?

Yeah, more. I have a Twitter where I post muscle selfies and talk to trans women online. Do you ever have sex with just women? Good question. I have even met up with a few and intend on marrying one someday. I'm afraid of being called a chaser or cancelled

for my obvious attraction. How could the fuck you're not going to be canceled? No. The military is pro-trains. You're puts the most- Oh, he's in the military? No, no, I'm just saying. No. That would be the least accepting part group in America and they're the most. Well, they are incredibly accepting. This is a totally righteous and morally sound attraction. My question is, who are you trying to convince, dude? What do I do if someone accuses me of being a chaser or a creep? Or, thanks a bunch. What if someone just accuses you of being gay?

A chaser. Because every fucking year, you're just doing it because it's trendy. It's just, it's honestly, it're just doing it because it's trendy. It's just it's honestly, honestly, it's a fuck it's a shit test. Like women give you that test. The fuck's going on. That makes me think that they're actually women and not not women. Like people are saying, if they're giving you a shit test, like Asian women will say, oh, I don't like guys who are just into Asians. Yeah. Like go fuck yourself. You don't like people who are in, you don't like people are into you. Yeah. For like a reason.

I know. It's so obnoxious. I don't like guys that are, I don't like guys that are, I don't like women that are into money. So what, what, okay. So is this, is this just his declaration? What is there more to this?

Does he, does he, does he not be called a chaser or a creep? That's what he wants. You're riding the wrong person if you're worried about being called a creep. Yeah. So is that what he wants? He's asking, how do I, how do I do this? I do. Now that I've justified it all to myself and not be called a chaser or a creep. Yeah, whatever. Dude, like it goes with the territory. Yeah, you are one. What do you mean?

You're both a chaser. Who cares? And a cares? You've worked it all out. It's all it's all fundamentally sound. The logic you got it all figured out. I feel like Minecraft would help that guy. What does he want? I don't know. I don't know. Advice. Tiktok is ruining my life. Hey, Dick and Sean, if you read this on the show, my name is DJ. Okay. No, fellas, I come to you in my greatest hour of need. My girlfriend, like all girlfriends, is ruining my life with Tiktok. I can't get her to delete the damn thing. My friends have suggested deleting the girlfriend, but unfortunately, I love her, so I cannot do that.

He would be surprised. I've tried telling her the app is the corrupting work of the devil. Oh my God, these guys are just explaining things to women. Is this like, is that, are these like hardcore Christians? We are both Christians. There you go, okay. Okay. So then that, you know, ends in some circles, that statement carries more weight than others.

God, why don't you any appeal it to me? If somebody- If somebody says that to me, like it's a joke 100% of the time. Yeah. It's like, oh, clearly it's the work of the devil. You know, it's like, oh yeah, yeah. Okay, but it's like-

What do you think that like being Christian gives you some kind of like shortcut when dealing with your wife wrong. Oh, but where Christians I told her, it's the work of the devil. Well, that didn't work. Oh, you're kidding me. Well, what argument with your wife didn't work

because he's, because God didn't, that didn't work for you. Yeah, what, what, uh, did Nietzsche said, uh, you know, men always speak of their faith and act according to their instincts, meaning like mankind. Yeah. Like it's, yeah, it's different version of God in her head.

What the fuck? Does the church know? Yeah, we'll say all this kind of stuff. It doesn't change how we behave at all. To my horror, she continues to sin with reckless abandon. I tell her they aren't funny. I tell her I don't watch the video, she continues to sin with reckless abandon. I tell her that they, I tell her they aren't funny. I tell her I don't watch the videos she sends because they are cringe and she is cringe. That's very judgmental. She just laughs and thinks I'm being cute. I'm not. I tell her I'm serious.

She thinks it's funny that I hate it. The more I actively hate it, the more she thinks it's funny. Why do they laugh at our pain? I've actually gotten into her phone and deleted the app myself, but she just redownloads it. Dude. I was able to do this because she insisted we both know each other's phone passwords. What the fuck?

Oh my God. I have a device. I sleep with a device that I strap around my face so that my girlfriend can't unlock my phone and my sleep with my face. It's like a shroud of turin. And I buckle it behind my head and put locks on it. Right.

So she can't put my phone over my face and unlock it at night. Yeah. This guy's just giving his password away. Yeah. But that's a different rage entirely. Yeah, you need to dump this bitch This is God telling you. Yeah, I think so. I have considered deleting Is that her name, but I'm open to other ideas. How do I make her stop for good and save my sanity?

Love the show. Thanks for you. You can't read this. You can't make or do anything. Yeah, you just know. What was that God's whole thing? I guess. Can't make these people do. Isn't that why Satan is this? Like God, I got this great plan. Everyone's gonna do what you want. And then they'll go to heaven.

No, we'll get a heaven. We'll give them a free agency. Yeah. It's God's idea. Taking up my hand. Definitely, definitely do, definitely merge your lives more, with definitely remove more of your boundaries, with having access to each other's funds,

and deleting each other's shit. You know where it starts? What? Do you know where all this kind of, you know, intertwining starts? What? Food orders. You're right.

That's where it starts. If I get this and you get that, you know, could I have a little bit of yours and you can have a little bit of mine? I don't want any of yours. I want all of mine. I want all of mine. I know what I want.

That's how it fucking starts. And then next thing you know. That's the gateway drug. The guy you know. They got your passwords. They're, you know, they're fucking with you with TikTok. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

The more I actively hate it, the more she thinks it's funny. Why do you want this person around? This sound fucking horrible. Yeah. God. And again, no matter how you try, I mean, have you tried?

You know, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, have you, you know, have you tried? I'm a priest to talk to her. Honestly, though, have you, have you tried? Have you tried? You know, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, have you, you know, have you a priest to talk to? Honestly, though, have you, have you tried getting really mad? Thank you. I mean, really mad.

Dolly, that fucking app, I don't wanna see it again. It's not funny. Dolly, the fucking app right now, I'm gonna watch you do it. Have you, have you put a hole in the wall yet? Yeah, at church. I doubt it. Have you kicked the shit out of the side of the car just for no reason? Yeah, your own car, not hers.

Whatever. Have you slammed a door so hard that something broke? Right. Have you slammed a cupboard so hard that the door if you just walked off in a direction and not you don't even know where you're going or how long you're gonna be walking. Right.

Just off when you're not at home. Mm-hmm. Without saying a word, TikTok comes out. Mm-hmm. Out. Out. If you tried that, these are all ideas. These are the tools that you need to deal with the woman in your do voicemails. Uh, just start beating around the collar.

Oh, yeah. Just start beating her. No, that's terrible. Yeah, that's that's a woman's advice coming through this. There's no, you know, that's a little lack of subtlety. Yeah, it has to be the the implied aggression of a hole in the wall. Like, hey, it's the wall. But this is how angry I am.

I cared about that wall. I don't know what I'm capable of. Yeah, it could be anything. All right, anyway, this is Mendeleev, Bayonet Compsel, I have to say something. Excuse me. Don't put holes in the wall. Don't do that.

You have to fix that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean really angry. I don't think the dog liked the show too much. She's a lot less dopey looking in person. Hey, Gick, this is a rage that I just thought about, you know, with. Everybody thinks that right now, like the world's

so crazy, but thinking it's always been crazy. It just televised more efficiently, I guess. But one thing that I keep saying at the end of everybody's like, rant about how fucked up it is, whether or not they're showing you, oh, what's up for these things or whatever they go oh you got to read night I suggest you read 1984 the punctuation on all these like alarm it is the worst to read 1984 I don't know what the fuck it would matter if a person read nineteen or four is the worst like if they're trying to be like old look what's happening in china and around people up in the god camera everywhere so what i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i think i think i i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think i think You can go, that's very interesting. You know what I mean? It's such a stupid thing.

I think the fourth kind of a shitty book. I don't know, it's okay. I guess, but like... Like cynical. I don't know. You just play half-life too. I don't know. You can use any other work of fiction.

But why would you even need that fiction to back up? If someone's getting beaten in front of you, what the fucking baseball bat and the brains are coming out of their skull. You don't put on a video. You don't have to see video. This is like a video. This is like a video. This is like a video. This is like a video.

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It's just like shortcuts to try to manipulate people like with Gina Carano thing that I'll like why she even talking about the holocaust. I don't know. Well, you know when the holocaust had like just make your point people it's that well making people hate each other makes them more likely to do worse things. Yeah, they know because they hate you and they want to do people think it't think it helps bolster their argument. Like, oh, see some- So manipulative. Somebody else. Yeah. I'm with that guy. Well, you got him.

Yeah. Oh, you know, you're like a camera up your ass. Yeah. Well, you should read the- Right. Fucking Coleman Oscar be guide. Right. See how bad that could be. Sure. Hey, big-ass-son. here's a mixing rage people with shitty music and that big constantly try to so send it to you I have a few friends who send me their music and you'll grow out of that dog shit, man

I mean their music or what they like and then just turn into this like drunken drug rambled mess That's on the same level as like fucking biker. And I'm just sick and tired of it. And it's just like, It's their music? That's what I'm wondering. Oh God. He's a prince who sent me their music.

So yeah, first I thought it was just people who are sharing shitty music. Like, oh, I think this is good here. You'll like this. Or, but if it's their shitty music, yeah, I think this is good here. You'll like this or, but if it's their shitty music, yeah, I mean, like they're the artists. At least you can make fun of it. You make fun of it once you like, yeah.

I see another one. Yeah. It's not a terrible. Oh. Yeah. You know, okay. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Why now I got to be a crowd. No, I mean, it should have been a zero for the whole song. Yeah, so I could play another song over it.

Right. Right. I want a three minute, 30 second fucking blank wave. That's what I want. There wasn't enough Dean Martin in it. Silence. I don't think that guy's right that the world was always this crazy either. I think it's getting.

No, it's, I think it's getting more time to think. No, I think it's getting crazier, but. More intimacy. Yeah, familiarity, brings contempt. Yes, technology. Oh, for sure. More tyranny, the more technology one guy has, the more tyranny he can implement.

Yeah, well, it's, it's efficient. I mean, it's more efficient. Yeah. Okay. Let's try this one. Let's try this on, besides. I got a rage for you. Too many fucking choices at the coffee shop.

I didn't even just get a tee. Too much fucking simple. You just get a green dot empty. La la. Today, you're going to go into the right community and a 50. Or what the fuck's the difference? Then five fucking minutes explaining the difference

Fucking Christ nobody give the shit to give me one fucking But just want to green tea Flocking Christ shut the fuck up. Don't give me options. You're waiting everyone fucking time Hey bring her out of here. No bike stuff. Oh I'm bringing the dog out Stop ordering green tea. Oh, look at this blob. Look at the blob dog. So cute.

Can you see her on camera? She smells like a puppy. Oh my goodness. There we go, right at the end. Oh, she just woke up. Oh, hello. Yeah, and looks like a tire puppy. A little dog.

They sleep a lot. What is she eight weeks? Something like that? Yeah, she's born on New Year's Eve. Good day. Okay, there you go. There you go. Can you sit there?

Okay. I'm gonna play some voice, man. Too many choices at the coffee shop. You don't have too many choices. A new project brew. Yeah. Sean, I'll tell you that much. I got a coffee grinder.

Oh, you did. Yeah, so when I go home, I'm gonna grind up. I'm gonna give you a bag. Did I give you a bag? You did, you did. I have it. Yep, tell me how that is. Yeah, I will.

I got the stuff from Costa Rica. I got a warning from Fiverr. What's being verbally abusive to a contractor that I hired to change the page of the new project brew? Really? Yeah, because they didn't do it once, and they didn't do it twice, and then they sent me a third one,

and you could load it up, and it was not the things were not aligned, like the button was not aligned. So I told them to refund my money immediately. That was abusive. Wow, I used about 20 F words. Yeah, I know. That's, you know,

but I mean, you know, he's heard it before, right? I mean, I mean, I don't know what else you do. If he frequently misaligns buttons three times in a row, then I sure hope he's heard it. Right. You have a pretty thick skin to being yelled at. If you said, if you send me a thing and you didn't look at it yourself, you're getting yelled at. Yeah.

That's my policy. Sure. Uh, some people may disagree. Check your work. Oh, at. Yeah. That's my policy. Sure. Uh, some people may disagree. Check your work. Oh, hi. Hello, hello, hello. Somebody said, just admit it, you love that dog. Mm-hmm.

Well, it's a dog. Yeah. That's my dog. Yeah. What do you, what is this an own? Uh-huh. Okay. How are you doing?

I'm trying to be quiet, Maddie. Name's Maddie Ross. If anyone can find out. Oh, Maddie's a cute name, yeah. Um, okay. I've forgotten that's the name of the girl in. If anyone can find out. Oh, Maddie's a cute name, yeah. This is a... Okay. I've forgotten that's the name of the girl in. Girls from TrueGrid. TrueGrid.

Oh, hello. How you're waking up, huh? Yeah, ready to chew shit. All right. You want to chew some shit? You want to talk about COVID? The flags are half-mast again. They've been half-mast for the past week and for what?

500,000 American deaths. Allegedly. Oh, allegedly., allegedly, yeah. It's so fucking exhausting, things like the half-map all the time, you may be constantly wondering, who the fuck died, what the fuck happened? Oh, it's just like fucking coward. We just symbolize everything. Fucking almighty is a fucking frustrating. Yeah.

I don't even know why it's frustrating. It's just like everyone buying it on the same lose their narrative. I think that's the frustrating part. And that's just like a very visible symbol of it. And it's pretty much the same. It's performative. It's frustrating because it's performative. And as Matt, we despise performative things. Right.

Because it doesn't do anything. It doesn't do anything. Yeah. We'll tolerate performance if it's in the conquest of entertainment and leisure, but if it is in direct opposition to productivity, we fucking despise it. That's what being a man is. That is extremely well said. Tell that to Chaz Bono.

Because it's useless. It just gets in the way. It's, yeah, I don't know. I'm very cynical about that stuff. Oh, let's do a pet one. Here we go. Hey, Dick Brady from Vermont. It's got a rage for you. Press this on a little bit work retail pet store. Every retail shop, as you know, they try and shake you down the fucking money while you're checking out. as you know, they try and choke you down for fucking money while you're checking out.

And I hope it dawned on me today that about 60% of the people who come to my line, when they see a little donation question, specifically, would you like to help a pet and meet? Yeah, put them down. Mostly wait, but like 60% of the people who come through is, oh, I just, oh, I don't know. I just feel so bad saying no.

Or, oh, we donate on our own time. I do not give a fuck why you can't donate. I don't give a, I don't even give a fuck. I have to ask you this. About you ever buy it. First, give your money. Don't give you fucking money. This is a multi billion dollar corporation I work for. We could save all the dives. I just want to shake you down. Yeah. Jesus. Don't use your own money. You want to make you feel guilty. Don't use your

own money unless it helps you tell him taxes or something like that. So it's, yeah, I get it. I mean, this poor guy, he's working the register. But that people feel like they need to justify just saying no. And he's got to listen to, he's got to not only do it, but then his punishment, like Cicifus, is to have to listen to their excuse for why. Yeah. Yeah. I get it, dude.

It's not worth it. I get it. They couldn't pay, they couldn't pay a man enough to do that job. Uh, here we go. No judgment, but not making an idea about the chest milk. Oh cool. You just take it a step further and you go and you call it, yes, you're human carbon-based life form secretions. Secretions are like getting your human- Is your baby getting enough of your secretions?

Secretions, white, white, milk, or whatever make it sound like really Just do something with a lot of simple Secretions you'll be beginning enough right calcium Fight of indeed Star-time calling blow jobs protein shakes This is your secretion, right? And then you just get them caught in the same way. I don't like to refer to it as a

secretion and then you just keep like you just, you know, you just get them caught up in their own fucking definition. Secretory. You go, well, it is, you know what I mean? Yeah. I know, I know what you mean. You need one word, secretions.

Yeah, secretions. Carbon-based life form. As your baby getting enough of your bodily secretions, is your, yeah, is your, you know, not infant, is your spawn, spawn getting is your you know it I'm not infant is your is your spawn spawn Getting enough of your secretions. Yeah, is your offspring your offspring getting enough secretions, right? That's what that fucking that alien life comic you ever seen that comic where it's like aliens acting like assholes Scribing things and fucking dumb ways. Oh How we're getting there we're getting there. We're getting there. Keep working on it. Um, um, speaking of

protein. Johnny, from my auntie, Johnny, why can't I use the beach what's going on? I'm saying what you're saying water. I can't hear you buddy. I'm sorry I can hear them standing you standing by the waves and your phones up on your beach towel. What's going on? Go And oh scar You got that tattoo. There's a word. They've seen all these fucking posts all about people who quit social media. Like it actually makes a change in their life. They didn't fucking quit, did they? If you delete your Facebook, nothing changes in your day to day life, except that you stopped going on and app. Nothing. Anyways, go fuck yourself. I love these nice smooches.

Love you too. No smooches. Yeah changes people. What? So staying off social media. Yeah, social media. Yeah. Fucks up your brain. No, I disagree, Scott. But it isn't knowing to hear people say it over and over. Wait, that's just messes up your mind. Like, I know shit, it messes up my mind. I fucking know.

No, you're on a constant heightened state of fucking ready to argue and lash out and fucking. Yeah, it's bullshit. It's not how people, it's not how people fucking communicate. They banned, they banned. a constant heightened state of fucking ready to argue and lash out and fucking just, yeah, it's, it's bullshit. It's not how people, it's not how people fucking communicate. They banned, they banned Jack banned that big titty bitch though. If I rest in today or you last night, I don't, so I don't really see the, the point of being on Twitter anymore. I was said it was for work, but it was just to, it was just to stalk her.

Yeah. You'd off to her pictures. Reason for living gone. Like so much else. So I don't understand. I don't understand why you would knock a big titty bitch off your platform. Yeah, this is a mind of Silicon Valley.

It's not a not a good business decision. They're coming after those tits next. They've been coming after those tits for a long time, but they're finally amassing a final push. And they're going to wipe them off the earth. Good bye. Get them while you can. Get them while you get them while you get in while you can.

All right, one more. All right. Two more. Hey, I got to rage for you guys. It's the packaging that dress shirts and Paxido shirt. They come like all bundled up on that piece of cardboard with like yeah different pins and the other all together and make it a little weird.

When you get at home you've got like a million pins you've got to pull out just one by one. I got to get like a little cup here in a raw shop ready they don't get a get lost somewhere in your fucking corporate. Yeah, I just bought a new fucking tuxedo shirt for a gig. Man, oh man, I split myself with it. I'm a musician. Got a blood stain on a brand new man.

Mr. Penn. That's a footballer's pins. All right. Time to look really nice. Ah, fuck. Yeah. My aim is just bleeding. Oh, all right. Time to look really nice. Ah, fuck. Yeah. My aim is just bleeding.

Oh, Jesus. That's not where you put a texito shirt. I, you never know. Mr. Potato Head. I put my shirts on one leg at a time. Yeah, everybody else. No different than anybody else. Okay, last one.

Cool. Fighting. Hey, Dick. hey, Sean. It's Peter's the whiskey walker. What a beach. He's sober. You know, I heard that the Pulver to Relief plan, they're taking the $15 minimum wage out of it. You got me thinking.

Yeah. You can keep items on our side this whole time. Yeah. You just play the liberals like a fool. You know, that boomer fuck is actually a hardcore conservative think about his, he's, he's a boomer for one. So he's a lot more conservative than then a lot of the party wants him to be. Oh, yeah.

It's easy. Anyway, that's funny. That's funny. A little food for thought. Yeah. Go fuck yourself. I think everyone forgot or at least got into politics, not knowing or not remembering that there was just one party in control of the US. Forever before,

like, there was no bush carry. Who fucking cares? It's the same party. They just rape you. They just give you a little bit of money. Take all of your money, and then enslave, enslave a bunch of morons and useful idiots to vote for them. Like it's a race to see which one of them can give their friends money. Yes. Right. That's the thing. The Democrats.

That's what special interests and companies do. Who are, who, who answers to which. Yeah. Only Trump was not like that. That's it. Like because he has no friends because he's an asshole. I don't know, but in every other instance, it is the Democrats leveraging the poor and the young and the dumb and to vote into putting them in power so they can get their friends money and the republicans using actual billionaire companies to put them in power so they can give them money. There's no it's nothing else. It's not like yeah you could say sure yeah Biden is conservative but it's just

because we forgot what the uniparty was which was yeah you just take our money and kill us if you don't you guys get new tools and stuff but what, what, oh, Sean, you look great. And Sean is a woman. I'm a woman. Ha ha ha ha ha. Very good. All right, have a great day, everyone. Thank you.

Go play with your dog. Go play with your, go, yes, I will. They, they cut her face out. Look at this. Pretty good. I do a horrible. Cute. All right, goodbye.

See ya. out. Look at this. Pretty good. Adorable. Cute. All right, goodbye. See ya.