The Dick Show - Episode 249 - Dick on Womxn

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

International Womxn's Day, the dentist says I have a small mouth, McAfee is charged with crypto scams, a race to ban books, a Chinese man who eats with sticks, the changing definition of "herd immunity", stealing my gas, Bone and Nazi furries, how to use lines on women, when 2-3 workouts is actually 1 workout, and SSRIs vs. GHB; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

She came over to me and peed on the floor just so we got that on record. That's good luck. Well, which is, yeah, I have that effect on many people. I wish we could do that. Just have people just walk over and just pee. Yeah, just pee. See, women did that. Certain people just piss their pants.

They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're constantly trying to shame you for peeing outside. I don't know if you've noticed this. Women are always making little comments, like, you know, it's like boys, they'll just go pee in the yard and I'm like, ugh. What do you mean, like, ugh. Like that's the grossest thing that happens in the yard.

Yeah, come on. And you just, you wanna be able to do it. Oh, the little of the boys, you know, your nephews just, they just pee anywhere they want. Yeah. Yeah, you should. You never really. As soon as, I was remembered. I've always

noticed this as soon as I had like a beer or two going inside was just too much worse. It wasn't the backyard. It's like I just you know God such a waste. Piston parking lots. I mean everywhere. It's just my favorite places. Where are my favorite pits? It's just fun. Yeah. I don't know why. That's what I do with the dog. I wake up in the middle of the night, let her out. And you take a piss too. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I have to make sure the dog doesn't. What? What? Wander into the firing line. I got the balcony. I've got like a stick. Oh yeah, of course.

Stick through the balcony. Yeah. Actually, I stick my dick through the balcony and I wrap it around. What if you have to go upstairs? I got two balconies. Oh, you do off the right. Two sc Actually, I stick my dick through the balcony and I wrap it around. But you have to go upstairs. I got two balconies. Oh, you do off the, right. Two scoops.

That's true. Two balconies. Yeah. Two terms. Um, I wrap it around so that I can relax and lean back. And my dick holds me to the balcony like a bungee. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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I had to do it. I'm like, well, I'm gonna take care of the dog. If you get paper, so I'm gonna go. I might stop at the Legion on the way home. The Legion. I might stop at the Legion. Yeah. On the way home.

See what the boys are up to. Right. Uh. They boys are up to. Right. Uh, they drinkin' this early? Boob, Garyx disease. Yeah. Boob about that. Okay. Boob, Garyx disease.

Yeah, tell us what I've got. Okay. Boob, Garyx disease. There's only one cure. Can you guess what it is? More cowbell? Yeah. Boob, Garyx disease.

Uh-huh. That's gold. That's fucking gold. Can you guess what it is? More cowbell? Yeah. Boob garrags disease. Uh huh. That's gold. That's fucking gold and I got 30 likes for that shit. Boob garrags disease. Well explain it more. I mean, I, Let's do explain. The name is intriguing.

So I mean, what is it, is this to like save the boobs like from? I have it. It's terminal. You do. I need a cure. ASAP. Yeah. Cause I got boob It's terminal. You do. I need a cure ASAP, because I've got boob garricks disease. Okay.

Um, Jesus Christ, I don't even know where to start this week. I have a whole new respect. Note, wait, strike that. Strike that from the record. Delete that. Right. I have a whole new excuse me.

Let me do the condescending way. I have a whole new understanding of single moms. Oh, that's, yeah, I've been, I've been very critical in my life. That is the condescending way. I have a whole new understanding of single moms. Oh, that's yeah, I've been I've been very critical in my life. That is the kind of thing that single moms do such a terrible job. But it's not that having a dog now, you know what they did to me with the dog. You know what they fucking did to me, but we got the dog and they recalled all the teachers. I said, you got to be fucking kidding me. That's hilarious. I fucking hilarious.

I bought the dog. Now your pay was that fucking dog. I was drunk. I was drunk on our five-year anniversary of the red wedding, which was in October. I'm watching True Grit, you know, as one does. As I do. Right. Every other movie's got to be true grit That's our deal. Yeah, she picks a movie that I veto and then we get to watch true grit and then I pick a movie Which is always true grid. I kind of wish that movie was a little better how so I don't the one arm thing at the end I don't know it just gonna noise me some like come on just put the real one in there and make her up But don't give me a whole new woman She looks all miserable like what was the point of any up a little, don't give me a whole new woman. She looks all miserable. Like what was the point of any of it?

I don't know, go ahead. I did. What did you not like about True Grid? Have you ever watched the original? No, I have not. Me either. I don't want to ruin it. Yeah.

What didn't you like about it? I think that it just wasn't as engaging as I thought it was going to be given the Cohen brothers, because I love the Cohen brothers. I think they've done some of my favorite movies but I don't. I don't engage. Yeah, I don't know. I would like to live in that movie. That's my Westworld.

I'm gonna I saw it once in the theater. I need to see it again. Well, I watch it every week because come by at any time. I felt we could watch it on the and do a comment. Let's do it in a ruin it with the commentary. I felt the same way. I didn't feel the same way. I wasn't as into O'Brother Where Art though,

as I became. No, I think that one. I think that the more you watch it, the better it gets. Men on film. Snaps, snaps. You were saying, watching it and I said, let's get a dog and call it Maddie Ross. That's hilarious, right?

Well, that is a great name. Boop, boop, boop, punch it in. Hey, somebody's got a dog and call it Maddie Ross. That's hilarious. That's a great name. Put, put, put, punch it in. Hey, somebody's got me, I'm not getting foster dog. I'm getting top of the line dog. Yeah. What's the most expensive dog you got? Right. Okay.

Now, where do, when people come to you and say, I'd like to get a dog because other place, other place said that it was, I said it was too expensive for me. Where is that place that they tell tell that they say they came from? Send me there, right? Send me there. Just, well, I've got a huge waiting list. That's right. That's right.

We're locked up in prison for the rest of our lives. Start breeding these fuckers. Let's go. Here's the money. I'm still drunk. Here's the money. Let's go. Oh, dog's ready.

It's a blob. It's six, it's four months later. Whatever. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, Christmas goes by the shut end during Christmas, New Year's Valentine's Day. These would have been ideal times locked inside to have a dog with a puppy. Your dog's ready. Next fucking day. Yeah. All the teachers are coming back. That's so fun. And by the way, that's so, but why do I open? Yeah. So if you want to leave your house and have and blow it out with everybody else like it's 19 21 like the roaring 20s are here come on down to Texas.

So you're unless you have some kind of a commitment at home that you have to stay inside for for six weeks that you can't even know. No. That is so funny to me. I can't even explain. I love this talk. Oh, you're not going back full time, are you? No, just a couple. Well, yeah. Yeah, it actually is going to be. So I'm going to be here when my point was I have a whole new understanding of single mothers. I've always,

you know, I've always said, satirically, of course, satirically, of course, that you such a terrible job. Yeah. But it's not because not for lack of trying. It's because the job's fucking impossible. Yeah. It's impossible to do well. Yeah. Oh, I would just leave it. p.m. last night. How's that? What the hell happened to you? Oh yeah! Hey, what's up? You want to do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,ier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, I'm a Hellier, up. What's up, buddy?

Welcome to this very unhealthy program. Thank you for not killing yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been too busy to kill myself. No time to kill myself. I'm like, where am I gonna fit that in? Yeah, no, I just gotta write, I've sat down to write my suicide letter. What, like three years ago.

Right, haven't finished it. I keep falling asleep. Whatever, Maddox. I mean, if he could just, you know, he's crafting it. He's crafting his suicide letter as he does. There's another name. Yeah, is that it has been, you know, on him for years now. So me, his estate, I'm gonna be, yeah, I'm gonna be 99.

I'm gonna be 2000 years old. I'll never die, you know, of course, never die. That would be too good for me. But I'll be there at his auction selling, he's all be at public storage, a public storage facility in North Hollywood bidding on the contents of his public storage locker and selling it to pay.

Seeing what he has in his fridge. Yeah, I'll give you a minute, because he'll be living in a public storage locker. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Just want to make sure that didn't go unnoticed. Of course. Not. Yeah. Just tens of thousands of people listening. Yeah. At least one or two people. God, God it always. And I'll be honest with you. That was the rest of them. I'll get all of his crap. His, his, his various monitors stands and all of his, I don't know what you'll have in there.

And that'll be a half finished suicide note. Dear, yeah, who get to fill it in? I got it. I got it. Everybody. Publish it. Patreon coming to Patreon next week is the half of the suicide letter. Right.

I got it. Everybody. It's going to be great. Speaking of which I've got some kind of a new t-shirt. Sean, let me show you this new t-shirt. Keep on. I'll hook that shit right up front. Keep on cuckin. I always forget.

Keep on cuckin. Here is the, what do you think about this shirt? Looks pretty good. That's great. Fucking like this are crumb gonna say the shit out of you. Many people can sue me for this shirt, but it's a transformative use shirt. I'm calling it the transformative use shirt. Yeah, transformative use.

Sure. T-shirt, there you go. Transformative use. Transformative isation seems to be pretty all the rage these days, so. Trans? Whatever, just trans, you know, just, you know, next year the trans am is gonna be

the number one selling car. They're bringing a belt. That would be fucking great. Yeah. If they just said, who is it, Chevy? So you know, next year the trans am is going to be the number one selling car. They're bringing a phone. That would be fucking great. Yeah. If they just said, who is a Chevy? Well, I mean, general motors. Yeah.

I mean, if they just said, I think it was branded Pontiac, mostly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're out there, don't you? If they just said, we're bringing back the number one name in progressive sexual identification. the trans, and I had one of those racing stripes, like rainbow racing, rainbow, with the neapolitan, the pastel one that they have, the blue and the pink, and it had on the top, like the general Lee, and the commercial was just the trans, am smoking the general Lee. There's like Chas Bono driving it.

Yeah. Just fucking burnout. It's like a, Bono driving it. Yeah. Just fucking burnout. Welcome to Womixin's History Month. Yeah, it's replacing like the Dodge, what are they selling a bunch of charger, challenge? The wife-beater they have. That's replacing the Dodge wife-beater. Yeah, there's a lot of those out there, man.

Crossover Carl. We've got a crossover with Carl this week. Yeah, what's the time? What's the time to- Is it Wednesday? Is it Tuesday? Yeah, it'll be the day after this comes on. We've got a crossover with Carl this week. What's the time to do this? Is it Wednesday? Is it Tuesday? Yeah, I'll be the day after this comes out.

Oh God, I got to Tampa audio and video too. Oh, you did. I'll be posting that directly. This is all the sales stuff that I'm getting out of the way. There you go. Yeah, there you go. Here's what makes me rage this week is using up all my gas, using up all my eye, me being the charitable man that I am, want my girlfriend to drive wherever she's going and a big, nice truck to see over everybody.

And so people go, oh, look at that. A car, a nice, wow, look at that nice truck you're driving around, not that like a car that no one kind of notices. It's just like, oh, look at that nice truck you're driving around, not that like a car that no one kind of notices. Is this like, oh, that's like a blob. That car was assigned to you from the state. Right, well, that's an apple, little box. It's a perfectly good car, but you're right, it's kind of invisible on the road.

Yeah, between the color and the, yeah, it's just kind of like a blob car. Oh, I didn't see you at first. I almost changed lanes right into you. And the only thing I don't ask, because I didn't know I needed to is that should I ever get into it and turn it on. It doesn't go, hey, idiot, you are negative three gallons of gas in the tank. Yeah. How did that happen? How did that happen? I mean, I know there's a gas station, right? It's your charitable nature. What that happened? What happens every now and then, Ryan?

So she goes, the lady, 80s girl goes out to dinner with her friend. Again, six me home with the dog. And I said, oh, you took my car. Well, that's cool. That's cool. You want to show off for your friend, right? Yeah, that's, I understand.

She goes, well, my car was out of gas. Oh, it's okay. Good. You do have a little problem. All right. So I get in my car was out of gas. Oh, it's okay. Good. You do have a little problem. All right. So I get my car to go to the store, go pick up diapers or whatever that I have to do. Nothing fun for me.

Right. Dipers and tampons. Dipers and tampons. Yeah. Turn my car on. Bing Bong, you have two miles left. Where is the, what was the, A, it a picture, send it, a, come out here. We need to have a discussion about this gas and that.

So what was the story about your car? So we're running, we're going from car to car and reducing the gas down. Yeah, far the neighbors and that's the, yeah, far the, yeah. It goes, well, I was going to feel, I wanted to, the reason I took yours is because I wanted to fill it up with gas, but then, to just somehow, even though everything in the car is layering that you're out of gas at all the fucking time, so that this doesn't happen.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, gas stations themselves have wacky waving and flatable arm flailing sink men just going around. Don. Don't forget. Don't fuck over your boyfriend with the gas today. Somehow. That's what makes me a rage. No, yeah. Well, sure.

Yeah. It's over though. It's over. Lockdown, the vacation's over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get back to work. Yeah. Get back to work. Texas. Get back to work.

Texas. Oh, what else is open? I don't know. States are open. I think a Dodger, it's looking like there will be fans at Dodger Stadium. Oh my God. Bars, of course, not open. Get the fuck back to work.

Get off of Twitter and get back to work. That's all I saw still. Everyone's sick of Zoom. Everyone's sick of Zoom. Everyone is sick of Zoom. Clubhouse is not making conference calls cool all the sudden. All right, you just having a conference call with one another. It's over.

We're never doing it again. In fact, we're taking an entire year off conference calls. Not one, no webcams, not even the NSA is gonna spy on you while you're beating off this year a whole year off what do you think about that i think that's a great idea fucking over yeah taxes over yeah florida over yeah california comes in off this reckless so what is what is good enough for you guys that? I don't know. What when? I don't know. When is it good enough?

I mean, when is it good enough? I don't know. I want them to tell me. When is it exactly when is it good enough than another year to check things out? No. See how it goes? Wait for round two.

Well, I think that I don't think anybody's gonna tolerate it being more restrictive. Like for instance, if I think like it's going to go in the more open direction from here on out. I think so. I think so. I don't think so. How can it come on?

No, and by the way, I'll tell you what else makes me a rage, especially the vaccine. There's no, yeah, I don't think there's any way that it gets more restrictive. So all these little hos are coming out and saying Andrew Cuomo wanted to bang them. Yeah, you don't say. Right. Yeah. Oh, did he? Yeah.

Oh, did the guy that looks like a monster wanted to pray on 25 year old girls. Yeah. What was he groomed? Yeah. Oh, it wasn't your political acumen in there? He's invited you to his, he's talking to you. Is that the guy that looks like a fucking Dungeons and Dragons, the guy that looks like a racist stereotype and a Dungeons and Dragons manual.

Was what, did he get you alone and want to, did he want you to eat a salami without chewing on it? Oh my God. You don't say. Shocker. You don't say. Did, when you majored in women's studies, did they not prep you on this?

Hey, there's a guy that's gonna look like this with a gigantic, tucking nose, with an eyebrow that starts on the top of one ear and goes all the way to the other like a pair of Oakley sunglasses. He's gonna want to, you want six feet. Yeah, there's your, you're right. Between him and you.

So he can't lunge, stab at your tits with his hands. One after the other, they're coming out saying that he's, that he groomed that, they're 25 years old by the way. Let's just get rid of the age of consent with women because there's no age. The only age that determines whether women are groomed or not is when no one wants to have sex with them anymore. I mean, because they're 25 and they're still too young. groomed me.

Yeah, he's been like a child, like a dog. Yeah. Like he brought a pair of clippers and shampoo into your office. Yeah. groomed you. He told you to fucking shower before work and not just once a day. Like and shampoo into your office. Yeah. Grummed you, he told you to fucking shower before work and not just once a day. Like what I'm gonna do, is that?

Yeah. Just get rid of the eight, if you're not gonna, if you're not even gonna pretend it exists, just get rid of it. Yeah. All right, grooming me. You 25. You haven't had a lychewrist old man

try to stab your tits with his bare-paw hands. But then, okay, fine, whatever. I don't care that it doesn't matter to Democrat. I don't care. All the matters is where the hell were you hose a year ago when you could have stopped this all, all of this nonsense on day one. You know what? All the men, all the governors, all the haircuts,

we're going to shut this down. That guy raped me. All the haircuts. All the haircuts that are running this country. But don't they? Yeah, it's fine. I'm knee, all every single fucking haircut running this country. That guy raped me. Where was that then? Well, you guys want to, I mean, one thing you want to do one thing for us every time, a sexual harassment comes forward 25% more of bars open. That's great. He raped me. You know what, we're opening outside.

Yeah. We're opening outside dining. Hey, he raped me too, and I'm fat. I'm 50%, 50% and you can go to, let's go. There's millions of you in this country. Do one thing. It's all we ask. We listen to, let's go. There's millions of you in this country. Do one thing. It's all we ask. We listen to your shit all day.

Tolerate all of your horse shit. Watch your stupid programs. Look at your advertising on the one thing you can do. It's just say every governor raped you, okay? It's not a lot to ask. It's not a big ask. We go to war for you. We, some people do.

Right. hilarious. Just. hilarious. Just come on. It's one mixin's history month for God's sake. Make a difference. What, it's what? What, what mixin's history month? What mixin's?

You didn't see that? Women in Mexicans? No. Oh God. This is one of the best things I've ever seen in my life. You know what I have been, I've been just working. Editing like 24-7. I am fucking out of the best things I've ever seen in the life. I have been just working. Editing like 24, seven. I am fucking out of the loop.

Any of these guys fucking play older scrolls? Probably. Yeah. I played older scrolls a long time ago. This is what Twitch had to say to celebrate what makes sense. What the fuck is what makes sense? Well, nobody knows. This is what Twitch came out with.

Twitch came out with this, like, you know, in Indiana Jones three, when he goes in Latin Jehovah's, starts with an eye and he goes, Jay, that's the same, that's the same energy that Twitch brought to the program. What is this statement? March, Sean, back up and back up to read this one. Is the X supposed to get rid of an A or an E? What? Just back up and sit down, sit down twice.

Me? For this one. Yeah. Let me put it on the camera here. There you go. March is WOMXN's History Month. Okay. We'll make some, How do you say it?

Oh, man, but the X is wild. Right? Yes. Yeah. X is wild. Join us. Is that to do with the chromosome? No.

All right. I'm good. Wait, because why is the male chromosome? Well, no, I know. So it should have been, but then remember when feminists changed it to women, WOM, Y, N, because they didn't want there to be like men in their word Remember that no vaguely I'm gonna say I do I don't know if I don't know if I do they changed it to WOMYN in the 90s They started doing that. I'm like we're taking it back. We're not gonna have any men in our women anymore

It's just gonna be well men found her way in there after all join us in celebrating and supporting all the are women anymore, it's just gonna be, well, men found her way in there after all. Join us in celebrating and supporting all the WOMXN. Oh, and it's capitalized in that one. Okay, so they capitalized women like black people. Do you think they did that for that reason? That somebody was typing it out and they're like, well, black people is capitalized, so we should capitalize.

Yeah, I mean, people are adding, you know, common nouns, turning them into proper nouns, you know, very, at a, at a, at a, at an ever increasing rate, I think, these days. Should all be capitalized. Just capitalize every, just type in all caps. That's the most progressive thing you can do. Yeah, because then it's a minute or yelling.

So they capitalize with aggression, creating their own worlds, building their communities and leading the way on Twitch. And they had a video. What does it stand for? It stands for trans women too. Just whatever. So their thinking is, well, it's women's history month.

And we got to let everybody know that there's women on Twitch, so they'll come watch or whatever, women will be on Twitch. They have like their attention, horror, factory, and their titty painting, you know, thing that they're running there for a little children to go watch naked women paint their boobs, right? Nobody's watching women play video games. Nobody. So they say, well, we don't want to scare off trans women, right? We don't want to disrespect trans women. So we're going to throw them in there

by putting an X on it. Because they, how do you say, how do you say that as a corporation? This is, we're celebrating women and trans, except trans women are already women, but they're already women. So how do you, how do you signal that? This is the, this is they had a team sit down, and this is what they came up with. Kram and X in there.

Yeah. Everybody knows what we're talking about. Yeah. And they came out with an apology. Oh, did they? Yeah. Why did they apologize? What was it? What was the problem that some people had with it?

Well, because that's not, I mean, do you want to fuck a WOMXN? If so, does that sound like, does anybody have you ever met in your life? Anybody who wanted to be an WOMXN? Let's see here. Well, we who wanted to be an WOMXN. Let's see here. Well we originally wanted to use a word that acknowledges the shortcomings of gender binary language.

Oh, it's the language's fault. That's what happened here. Sure. It's like the Japanese apology. Right? This is the Lampix. The Lampix broken. Because it's not an apology.

Yeah. Well, we originally wanted to use a word that acknowledges the shortcoming of that acknowledges the shortcoming of gender binary language. So the language messed it up. Language is invented by men, right? So men are caused, men cause this.

Yeah. After hearing directly from you, including members of the La Gabiriga community on Twitch, we will be using the spelling, quote, women moving forward. We want to assure you that we have and we'll continue to work with the Ligabitiga to make sure everybody understands their quote people. We're still learning. We're still learning. Our good intentions don't always equate to positive impact,

but we're committed to growing from these experiences. That was a pretty good one. Yeah. That's not full of hilarity. Yeah. Good for you. Sorry, guys. I went to the dentist.

Yeah. Yeah, I went to the dentist this week. They clean my teeth and the dentist said, we're going to use a child's suction thing Yeah, yeah, I was the dentist of the week. They clean my teeth and the dentist said We're gonna use a a child's suction thing because you have kind of a small mouth Like that's what's that necessary just clearly a listener? I didn't need to know what size device you were using. Yeah, like did you tell me you're using normal size Fucking scalpals and scrapers or you just want to and the nurse was hot.

So I'm thinking, are you showing off? Yeah. Like saying that I have a small mouth in front of the fucking nurse and implying something else. Yeah. Right. And saying my mouth is too small to suck my own dick or like I have a small dick or something. Yeah.

What was the worth of that? Why did you say that? Yeah, I don't know. What the hell? And then he says to me, that's weird. And he says to me, okay, yeah, I've been flossing obviously. I was like, no, of course not. Yeah. He was well, if you don't floss, um, the tartar is built up and then your

gums, they don't grow in and they start receding. I said, I, nobody has ever explained it to me. In my entire life, why you should floss. How is that possible? How is it possible? I'm just hearing this now. Yeah, I don't know. One good reason for doing it,

that's not obviously horseshit on its face. Yeah, I always thought it was, you know, sometimes little tiny particles of food would get in there and you'd have to get them out. That's why it just comes. Yeah, I mean, well, I'll do it now. Yeah.

Why didn't the first guy say that? I don't know. He's too busy trying to figure out which tools fit in your mouth. You know, we're going to use this the child suction device. Yeah, my mouth called my first suction device. So you have a small mouth. Yeah. I don't.

By Coleco. Is that for free? Is the explanation of the size of the thing for free that I just got? So you can add to, it's a conversation piece. You can use it. Well, you know, when I go to the dentist, they actually, they use the child's suction. Yeah, like a pedophile now.

Oh my god, my cousin, that happened to my cousin. So apparently they have small mouths too. Some kids gonna come in here. What's your ethnic background? Cause you like it. I wonder if it runs. So I'm kid's gonna come in here. So you can talk, yeah, teeth time, teeth chalk.

So I'm kid's gonna come in and just get my mouth thing in their face. I don't wanna think about that. I mean, hopefully they sterilize things. And then they're putting on Netflix. Really? Yeah, and I'm thinking, okay, are you putting on like family guy or a South Park? What's going on?

Something I want to say. On a British baking show. Like, Doc, this is more torturous. I have to come and get in my teeth cleaned. Yeah. And they're making watch the office and reality TV here. Just put on nothing. Right. I don't, and my own making watch the office and reality TV here. I can just put on nothing. Right.

I don't, and my own thoughts are more entertaining. I don't want you there. You watching the fucking Netflix that's going on in the background. What is this? You're supposed to be concentrating on my small mouth and making sure you don't, you know, oh my God. Look what, look what else they did, Sean. All I'm saying is, if the women, I get it. It's time for the women to come out.

Now that Trump is gone, and now that the country is destroyed, now they're fine coming out and saying Cuomo raped them. But come on, ladies. You got a lot of power. Let's start using it properly. People fuck around. That guy, he raped me. Boom.

Boom, off to prison. Do it it all right. Let me see here. I've got this thing that happened this week Space jam The new space jam. Oh God. They deleted it hold on really find it They deleted that means it's juicy Space jam The deleted that means it's juicy. It's face jam. Was it something you did? Do you remember? Yeah, I remember space jam. Yeah, you know, I saw it for the first time

not that long ago. I'd never seen it. What do you think? It's terrible. Well, okay, but for Alunicun's sports crossover movie with Michael Jordan, what is... Well, it's great for that.

Yeah. All right, Sean, this is, and I see they've de-sexualized even the old picture here. Let me see if I can get it on pay pig. Pay pig, that's where you go for all the real dirty stuff. Oh, yeah. All right, here it is. This is what they did to Lola Bunny.

Do you remember girl bunny from Space Jam? Yeah. Do you remember how hot that she was? Yeah. With little shorts. Yeah. With a little mid-drift thing here. With actual tits.

Not like ridiculous tits. Baggy shit now. That you would expect pretty reasonable tits. Big ol' Great legs, yeah. Big ol' 80s legs like that. Well, they've turned her into a dumpy lesbian, I suppose.

Yeah. Do you want this app? No, I don't want that app doing anything. Do I have it up? Yeah. They've taken Lola Bunny and they've turned her into a sassy. Yeah, sassy.

They kept the sassy. Sassy. Yeah, sassy. They kept the sassy look, but yeah. WNBA player with some kind of a guard, an elbow guard, because she's athletic. Yeah, it has like 10 to 9. Yeah, with little athletic shorts here, with no thighs at all. No, they're just, it just tapers down like a, like a, like a little boy. Like a very narrow cone. Like, yeah, it, right.

What are you supposed to beat off? I mean, doesn't even have any fucking knees. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Her knees are not, not even a little bit pointy. No, there, there are no knees. They've somehow removed the luster from her hair. They've removed the volume of her hair and getting her different alcoholic cheeks.

So that her cheeks are swollen. Right. They've made her look lethargic. Yes. And cracked out. This other one, I would rather space jam my dick in LeBron James than the new one. Oh my.

All the money. This is the best time of your life. You're a little boy, you're a teenage boy, whatever, and you see that bunny on the left with the thighs and the hips and everything. And you go, is this wrong? Is this okay? I will.

But you know that it is. Maybe someday I could fuck a human that looked like this rabbit. Right. Well there's a reason she's drawn that way. I could use my imagination. Right. I don't need to see like a bunch of crass nudity. Right.

I can take this home, this personality and this character and use it to beat off for years. Right, they've destroyed it. They're driving children to pornography to satisfy their curiosity instead of giving it to them the way God intended, which is anthropomorphic furry rabbits that are done with this, you don't need to learn that.

You don't need to pay attention to it. We're getting rid of her after this movie. It's not like she's a regular character. Done. Done with. That's how romance works. One movie and then done. It's perfect. Now you've got this. And if you'll notice, the Jersey somehow

magically aligns the design pattern, magically aligns with the shorts. Yeah. I see. As if the rest of this wasn't preposterous enough. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a, that is a redesign. There is no doubt about it. On purpose.

Well, no shit. I'm gonna move the sexuality from it. Absolutely true. That's true. I'm gonna turn the heat off. Let me shout at my girlfriend to turn the heat off in the house. The who swapped their definition of herd immunity. They swapped it. Yeah, they changed it.

Did they? This, maybe this is a conspiracy theory. The kind of conspiracy theory that you're talking about, that people talk about, COVID, what is herd immunity? So this was in June, last year. Herd immunity, this is on the who's website. Herd immunity is the indirect protection from an infectious disease that happens when a population is immune, either through vaccinations or immunity developed through previous infection.

It's pre-reasonable, right? Yeah. Here's what they changed it to. I mean herd immunity's pre-reasonable, right? Yeah. Here's what they changed it to. I mean, herd immunity, people were using it, right? People were saying, well, let's get herd immunity going, right? People, that's gonna happen no matter what. So November 13th, they decided to update a definition that I wouldn't think needed updating.

I don't really think virology in herd immunity has changed, needed to update this in the middle of a fucking pandemic. Her herd immunity, also known as population immunity. I don't know that I've ever heard anyone use those terms interchangeably ever is a concept used for vaccination in which a population can be protected from a certain virus if a threshold of vaccination is reached. I mean, a little different.

Yeah. It's a little fucking different than the one that we all thought it was on the left in July where they updated in November saying, you know, it's like, we use it the same as population immunity. And it means it has everybody been vaccinated. Here's the thing. She were false.

Here's the thing that, wait, there's more, wait, there's more. But where you go, herd immunity is achieved by protecting people from a virus, not by exposing them to it. Well, I mean, that's, no, because at some point you do get herd immunity. Like whether you, if you let it run its course, it depends how many people get sick or dead. Like you're saying is misinformation. Cause that's not what the who says.

Yeah, that's officially misinformation now. I mean, it sure seems like it. I think the screenshot is misinformation. The one, I mean, is this even real? Is it, that's what I, that's what I want to know. Is this real? But number two, Chad, can you tell me if this is real, you're posting big tits? I've been seeing a lot of that. I've been seeing a Is this real? But number two, Chad, can you tell me

if this is real, you're posting big tits. I've been seeing a lot of that. I've been seeing a lot of that where it's like, no, that's not actually from somebody, but I don't know, but let's let's say that it is. Let's say that it's real. Okay, we can look it up on the who side. Hold on, let's see it.

Let's see it. November, let's say that it is. The one thing that heard immunity, the one thing that the who has proved kind of through this is that they're more of a bureaucracy. Oh, yeah, anything else. Yes. Yeah, dude, the second the fucked definition

is on their site. What is herd immunity? Also known as population immunity. No, it's not. It's never been known as that. It's called herd immunity. Well, I've heard, I mean, I've heard that because herd meaning the pot, I've heard that before.

You've heard, yeah, population immunity. I have, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Is the indirect protection from a, yeah, sure enough? Either through that. No, but either through X, yeah. Well, I'm gonna take, yeah.

I mean, people, yeah, people, they're changing it a little bit. I mean, if that was, they're changing it a little bit. I mean, if that was, if that was real. No, this, here it is. Herd immunity against COVID should be achieved by protecting people through vaccination, not by exposing them to the pathogen. Well, and what's the, what should be, what's the other one say? Where?

What's the, what's the other, what's that, I didn't have that shit. Well, no, it said, uh, not by exposing the, is achieved. Is achieved. This was updated. So they updated it again in December. If that other one is legit. Oh, God. I mean, like I mean, it could be.

It could be legit. Could be. I don't know. Too much information changing all the time. See, here's one thing that's never gonna change. What's that? China has declared, China has declared homosexuality and mental illness.

Oh. Homosexuality can be called a mental illness. Rules, Chinese court. They decriminalized it in 1997. So every dollar, so that we spend goes to support that by the way. Awesome. Right. Yeah. Well, Twitch is tripping over themselves to put X's word for women and apologize. Which by the way is both catering to women. They're it's with the X. It's for women without the X. It's for women.

Is they don't care about the trans people? It's like, well, how do we appeal to women? Because women care about looking like trans people are being appealed to. Every dollar, every single dollar we spend, so everything's made in China, goes to the country that says homosexuality is a mental disorder. Good job. No matter what they say. Yeah.

Oh, do something. It makes a can be called, stand for something, as long as it No matter what they say. Oh, do something. It makes a can be call. Stand for something as long as it no matter what you lose. Again, be called the mental disorder. So, yeah. Cool. Why, yeah. It can be called for like, this is for like law.

So they can, is it for defend? No, I just want, I want to know like why they ruled that to use as a tool. Yeah, they throw you in a jail. Yeah. An institution. That or or in some cases is it a, well, he's got a mental, he's got a mental disorder. He's got a mental disorder. He's not responsible for what he did.

He's got these cops. Yeah. Like a woman, basically, I mean, we can't have this guy going around. So yeah, who knows? What a disaster. It's just so, like, they're the worst of the work. Like, our corporations have to walk on pins and needles or do. Because they're so big.

Because they're trying to appeal to the average idiot consumer. Like, don't worry, we're packing so much progressivism into this, into whatever we're selling you, they're just gonna burst all out of their box. These Nike shoes, they're just gonna explode. Rights, Black Lives Matters and trans rights all over you. And then they're getting made,

but they're appealing to the fucking tale of the dog. Like, I mean, they're not appealing to as many people as they think or as it seems like, you know, it's like most people are just like, who? I don't give a shit. I'm just the big corporations. It's like, they're tripping over themselves. Like, most people are just like, oh, that's embarrassing pandering. Oh, God, I like these shoes.

I'm waiting for it. It's amazing pandering to hold on. Did you see that Amazon changed their logo? Because it looked too much like Hitler. No. I mean, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

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I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I've been using Amazon this whole time because I figured they supported the white race. You mean because of the tape? The thing? Yeah. Here, I'll ring it up on screen. So I'm gonna see. Is that a logo or is that a, oh, it's like their app icon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

because I haven't noticed that on their boxes and stuff. So the packing tape, the packing tape, the packing tape above the smile looked too much like Hitler. After comparisons to Hitler, they changed the packing tape to this one that has no perforated edge. And it looks like it's peeled up so you can definitely tell it's tape. Yeah, so, but that means all your shit's going to fall out of the box. I don't want to see that. That's a half-ass job. Yeah. That Amazon tape is good stuff. Never comes off. And here they got it peeling that. That's a half-ass job. Yeah. That Amazon tape is good stuff.

Never comes off. And here they got it peeling up. It's just fucking hot man. Dude, if there is a hell, Hitler wakes up and says, ah, my legacy, there's still afraid of me. That is a trillion dollar company that's changing their logo because it looks too much like me. You know, you know, he wakes up and he goes,

he never changes anything. He goes more like Jesus. He wakes up and he goes, man, these people are fucking Nazis. We gotta get that logo changed. Look too much like Hitler. Does though. Now I can't unsee it. Let me see here. Good God, man. Oh,

quarantine your kids. This was a pretty good one. Texas is open. Zars of truth. Are you looking for, are you ready for a Zars of truth? No, how the Biden administration can, I don't want to talk about that. I don't care. I want to laugh today. I'm trying to make you laugh. You're making me laugh. Oh, good. Here. Quarantine. Damn it. Quarantine. Your kids. This is... Parents are being... So this is experts. Experts.

Well, you know. Well, yeah, you're big. Well, what do you mean? Well, I mean, you like to do little drive buys. Look, they're saying... They're saying to put kids in solitary... In solitary quarantine. A cruel punishment. I'm saying to put kids in solitary, in solitary quarantine.

Cruel punishment. Canada, I think. Well, I do love the, I love the tents. I love the band thing we did last week. Oh, yeah, that was good. That was fun. Throw kids in those little tents.

That was great. You believe kids just tolerating that. Man, you need, this generation needs an Eric and Lyell Menendez and all that shit's gonna stop. There's generation needs an Eric and Lyellman enders and all that shit's going to stop. The generation needs a summer of Sam, but for parents. And all this shit will stop. Like, oh, did you hear about that kid that hacked all of the gadgets in the house and the parents and treated their parents like Sims basically, like just controlled every aspect of their lives and their cars and got them to murder suicide each other. So pretty much don't have too many rules for your kids

or they'll wig out. They're murder suicide. The men and the brothers killed their parents. But this is like a step removed. Oh, got it. So they drove them insane by controlling all their gadgets and slowly driving them insane. Where is this?

Peel region schools says if the child must, oh yeah, if your child does not have any symptoms, your child must self isolate, which means stay in a separate room, eat in a separate room. In what case? Or in what scenario? I'm trying to find, I'm trying to find where to start.

That's a stupid thing. Guidelines issued by peel health, instruct parents to keep kids with no symptoms, isolated from the rest of their family, if they are sent home from school, because a classmate tests positive, so COVID-19, so if somebody in your class is exposed, so that's what they're,

if your child is not any symptoms, the child must self-isolate, which means stay in a separate room. This is your kid. Eat in a separate room apart from others and use a separate bathroom. Well, look, if possible, I think the family, it's like, look, if we want to risk it, it's our kid.

That's, if they even imagine what's going on in your house. Like, being told, we think you should isolate your kid, man, you're going to take that shit down. Right? You're just like, somebody might do what you're saying to do. And that's really fucked. Just like, no, like, look, we're going to, as a family, if he was exposed and he happens to have it, and it's like, it's totally up to us whether he fucking gives it to us.

Where well he's our son or daughter or whatever, I would take it further than that. You don't even be making suggestions like you're in a position of authority, like people respect use the school and the day they think there's something going on upstairs. I agree with you. I agree with you. Principles are like priests. Yeah. They just like being congratulated. Like every fucking school principal's like foghorn, leghorn, just strutting around, getting fucking salutation. Cause they are like the big,

they're the fucking big cheese at the school. Uh-huh. I remember you even, yeah. I remember thinking back in like elementary school, it's like, oh, that's the principle. Oh, that's the principle. Yeah, you're like talk to a doctor, almost like a doctor.

Call them doctor. I know some of them have a doctorate. I'm joking, doc. Oh, yeah, right. Jesus, is there a doctor? Here's some of the comments from people who are doing it. I have my seven year old in isolation downstairs. He keeps messaging me on Facebook Messenger.

Mommy, I'm lonely. My five year old wrote in his journal entry today that he has said because his brother isn't there. Yeah, I set up a baby. It's terrible. There's a bunch of them. They're probably all pranksters. What?

You get, but the sentiment. So the fourth, honestly, that's not a far fetched. That's not a far, it's 100% happening. Yeah, sure. 100% happening. I think about, like, I think, I think about my twin nieces, like they, they're, you know what I mean? Like, you took one, one of them away and so you have to, like,

I don't, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.

I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. And Jim Hanson, didn't he? Well, he was a, he was a, he was a Jehovah's Witness, wasn't he? Yeah. Or Christian scientists, or like,

whatever, yeah. Christian side, there's the misnomer of all time. Oh, Christian science. Yeah. And so the 14 day isolation begins. Yeah. Nothing has broken my heart, like the sound of my 10 year old crying.

Well, I sit on the other side of the door and tell him 14 days will go quickly. Hoping peel health. Oh, wow, that's the school district calls so we can get some advice. You may want to go above the school district. I hope they call. So you get some advice on what to do. My son who is not sick is on the other side of this door

that has a knob on it. The lock is actually on his side. So I have to say he was educated by Peel School so he's not smart enough to open it. So we can get some advice and answers. Yeah, it's fucking terrible. Terrible. I just don't know what to do.

If someone doesn't call me right now and tell me what to do, I have no idea what to do about my kids screaming on the other side of this door that I'm holding down like a zombie army is on the other side. That's your right. Should have left the virus. Should have wipe them all out. That is hilarious. Should have let it go.

In a very sad way? Yeah. Um, let's see here. I saw something that, oh, what's it? What do you like? What do you like? I like, uh, here's one. McAfee Crypto Fraud.

Oh no. McAfee got, he's getting busted for crypto fraud. Yeah. He got, he's indicted for a alleged cryptocurrency fraud. He is a busy man. Which I think means he was just pumping it. He was just pumping his like coin. And I don't know, he would have a bunch of coins.

He would tell people to buy them who may or may not have murdered his neighbor. I love that. The leads for poisoning his dogs. It's been indicted by US authorities on several charges including conspiracy to I can't see the community. Some of the poisons your dog, it's not too fucking far. People are attached to their dogs.

Yeah, nobody's attached to their neighbor. No, that's true. And money. Nobody's attached to. Huh. Oh, yeah. Now your neighbors come over and stuff like for. I can't believe that.

You can't believe that my neighbors are on good terms with me. Because you're neither horrible. I know. I mean, I'm playing piano at two in the morning. I know. Your neighbors. Wild orgies. Your neighbors know me.

They always say hi. Yeah. They know I do that horrible fucking podcast with you. Hahaha. Yeah, I guess he's in trouble. I assume they're just gonna throw him in jail for any reason. Well, he'll buy his dumb crypto coins. Where do they have?

Where do they arrest him? Where did it? He was not in Cuba anymore. No, he was sailing the high seas. Was he? A legend. He made 23 million in compensation from false and misleading cryptocurrency recommendations, which he failed to disclose. So what would be the disclosures? Wall street stuff, like basically, like, you know, able to

be sheltered from the law and do like every day. Yeah, whatever they want. He's just out right then you're going to jail. Right. You try to educate somebody outside of our system. Jail. You try to molest somebody outside of our system. You're going to jail. You know, try to have any weapons. We're not a lot. We're allowed to have you going to jail. Let's see what else I have here. Oh, boy scouts raped. That's a boy. Oh, boy scouts raped. That's a boy. Where's the 90 remember cuties? Yeah, yeah, peto wood, yeah, liberal Hollywood and the pedophile elites are getting away with it again. Sure, sure. They're peto bait.

Sean, you remember that? Yeah, I do. Oh, we got to put a stop to these liberal Hollywood freaks. So here's the so what's going on on the other liberal holidays. Other. The boy scouts. Yeah. 95,000 sexual sexual abuse claims have been filed. The bankruptcy case. Before the bankruptcy, the boy scouts of America had named in about

275 lawsuits. Blah blah blah blah. Some of the 600, I don't know. Lots of, lots of molestation going on in the fucking day. I found, that's the ones that they said happened. Well, yeah, right. Right, that's the way more. Is there something like that?

Is that the, yeah. Somebody I posted out this on Twitter, like, oh, I can't believe all these, I can't believe cuties did this. Why would Netflix, why would Netflix do this? So the boys' gals. He said, well, it's because they let gay people in. Okay.

So when you're mind, in your mind, unless they expressly let in gay people, it's just, it didn't happen. Oh, right. Yeah. So when you're mind, the criminal child molesters were stopped by their policy. That's what happened in your mind that the policy just opened the door for criminal child molesters. You fucking moron. I don't think that works. How you think it works? Let me see if I have anything else here.

Oh, yeah, Mexicans. Here's a good one for you. You know, I saw what I was driving to pick up paper before the show. Yeah. And we're out of gas. Surprise. You made it. I barely enough. Somebody had made slow down posters. Yeah. Like in front of the intersection in your neighborhood. Yeah. Right. Slow down. They had made one tiny one. Slow down. But I guess that people weren't slowing down. Yeah. And it was like poorly made. They stenciled the letters out in pen and then didn't even bother to like fill in the area. So how do you kind of how are you supposed to read that at 60?

Exactly. I mean? They didn't even distort it. So you know, like they like on the street. Yeah. The winners are told. Yeah. Jesus. That small one wasn't working. So then they made one the size of the entire fence that said slow down like a like the Manson family had got murdered someone and scrawled it out in blood, slow down. Like, what, did you feel good now? After the slow, the residential slowdown signs just ran over your kid laughing at that fucking thing. I'm not slowing down.

It's for me. This sign is made for me and I'm not doing it. Maybe please, maybe put a picture of tits on there. I will slow down for that. Yeah. I will be distracted by looking at the tits. You will. Yeah.

Not a scrolled out slow down. Um, oh yeah, here we go. There's this one as a stats for you. Mexican, Mexican's vote Republican because of misinformation. Here's from the New York Times. Misinformation is big now. Because it's a way to make speech illegal, right? Well, they could use it as that,

but there's also a fuck ton of misinformation out there. Well, I mean, yeah. So, but there's always been. I mean, definition. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it's, well, it's never been able to be spread so quickly, but we've never had so much correct information before.

If you're in the 50s, just information. You're on TV smoke. You're a pregnant woman smoking cigarettes on TV, saying four out of five doctors, but there's so much to recommend nicotine for so much to parse through. Well, still I'm saying, there's just a lot of good information now.

There's more good information than ever. Probably so. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Some of the frustrations voiced by Hispanic Republican men are stoked by misinformation. That's what it is. Including conspiracy theories claiming

that the deep state took over during the Trump administration. Why would anyone think that? And a belief that black, and, and this is for Mexicans, all right? They're saying Mexicans support the GOP because of this, because of this is misinformation. Mexicans who do support the GOP. Right, yeah. So if you're a Mexican and you support the GOP,

it's because you're a victim of misinformation and the misinformation is as follows. So it redeep state is out to fuck Trump over. Yeah. Can't imagine why you don't think that. And the belief that black lives matters, protests cause widespread violence. Yeah. Well, where would Mexicans get the idea Black Lives Matters protests cause widespread violence.

Yeah. Well, where would Mexicans get the idea living in the borough and in the ghetto, where the black, where the project housing is, that these protests cause wide scale riots and looting and police action and tear gassing and getting fucking shot up by the police? Where would they get that idea? Well, other than by misinformation and even it, but the thing is it also takes away like they couldn't possibly think that like I align more with these policies than, you know what I mean?

Like it's just saying like you get it takes away, it takes away, it doesn't give them any credit for. They're all, yes, right. Yeah, exactly. Well, you must be, it's like, no, like there are any credit for their own. But yes, right. Yeah, exactly. Well, you must be, it's like, no, like there are some people, if you work in certain field, like it's real big, out in the Antelope Valley, right? A lot of aerospace stuff like that.

There's a lot of Mexicans out in the Antelope Valley and a lot of them vote Republican because it directly affected their jobs. Yeah. Um, like dude, that's a totally valid reason. Uh, we're not, we're not speaking to the rage and the inequality that they feel. He said they just wanted their lives to get better. They just wanted somebody to explain to them how their lives would get better under Biden.

Oh, that was all, well, that was missing is they didn't have it explained to them properly. Stupid Mexicans. Fucking fucking Mexicans. Why can they, fuck, Dr. Suscott band too? Yeah, yeah, I've heard just a little bit about that, which is great. Yeah, go for it. He was a fuck, Dr. Suscott. He was a fucking asshole, man. That's all fuck him. Fuck Dr. Susbooks, because he drew a little Chinese guy in Mulberry. Back in the, yeah. All right, let me read some comments. We'll talk about that in a bit.

A guy who got his eBay listing rejected. No, okay, it's gonna come in. A comment's tux pants, picker, hey dick from Noah. Implicit, I think implied, and that guy's story is that he tucks his undershirt into his underpants. Is that something people do, seems to generate, no, but when you tuck in your shirt, you can still, what story?

Needle can go through your underpants. He's talking about the guy that needles in his shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah, he's dressed shirt. A gay update, you're Dickenshund. I'm the guy who wrote last year about being gay by whatever and have some updates. First off, I have stopped getting high off mixing robotus and Benadryl five nights a week. I've gotten much more into bodybuilding and fitness.

I've gotten a good relationship with a nice non-trans man and came out to my father who was glad I could be honest with him. So all my worry was overblown. Good. Yeah, great. But you're with a man. Okay. So you gay, right?

Okay. Okay. Overall, things have been going a lot better since I last wrote in a barring the obvious virus nonsense. You're off the fucking scissor or whatever you're fucking on the line. Right? Yeah, that's got to straighten your brain out a little bit. You think? Yeah, I think so.

I'm mainly writing to respond to the guy who's banging trans women last episode. As a man with experience in the matter, it is certainly gay. If the person you are sticking your penis into has a penis or has had a penis, it is gay. And that's fine, though, though of course I would say that. Yeah, typical gay.

I mean, typical global homo coming at you and trying to convert just a guy who's being trans women. Trying to make everything gay. Anyways, keep up the good work and don't leave any white girls or furries alone with the puppy, the puppy's a girl. And go fuck yourself. Okay, wait, I had another one that was, oh yeah. This guy, Jay, Jay said, let me read this.

A lot of guys take this, let me try to find his actual message, I can't fucking read Instagram. Jay says, the guy addicted to trans girls maybe on trend, it seems to make dudes into that shit. It's called trend bowl loan. Wait, a lot of guys take this. Well, let's, okay, let's follow this down. A lot of guys take this without testosterone

and they have that reaction. They use it instead of anavar. It is a steroid, but it's a steroid that fucks with your testosterone. So, you know, I know what he's talking about because he says test. Okay. I'm just presuming it's a bad way.

A most dudes just get into overly muscular girls, but a good percentage go trans. Why would they be taking that though? What's the bodybuild? I think. Why? That fucks with your test austro and makes it go down. Why the fuck would you do that? What? I don't fucking know. Yeah. That's just what he said. Oh, Trambolone acetate, it's an angrogen and anabolic steroid medication. Yeah, okay. It's a veterinary medicine.

So you would think that it would, you'd think that it would increase like, you know, that shit. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know, interesting. I don't know.

I guess. Bart Simpson, I'm writing a response to the guy talking about porn-induced erectile dysfunction and how porn fucks up your brain. Here's my reply, of course, to fucks up your brain. So do liquor, drugs, video games, and anything else that's fun to do. If you get fucked up from having too much fun,

it's your own damn fault for not knowing your limits. So don't get it backwards and start blaming the porn. What really pisses me off was when he started talking about how it was better when he was a kid. How is it even possible to have such little self-awareness that you can make the same shitty argument that has been made every single generation? There is no country for old men.

You stupid fuck. No. That's his opinion. Johnny Rico. Dick, to your point this week about men being more gay because they took our money away from us. Well, I did not gay, but not, that's the feminization of men is in the money.

It's not in the, like, yeah, there's some, there's some truth to that. Not in TV. Yeah, you don't feel like, you don't feel complete. You don't feel like a man if you're not productive. And it's definitely tied to men's, you know. Friend of mine does back in programming for some NYC based stuff. That's gay.

They had a gay. Back in programming. They had a gay office, I bet they'll change that. They changed master slave. Yeah. Blacklist, whitelist. Yeah, masterlist, whitelist, they're coming. Yeah, master slave, right? Yeah, the slave machine.

Right. They had a gay office manager. It was really just, I think I read this already. It was really just the women's dedicated bathroom bitch. Anytime the women fucked the bathroom up, they bitched to him to get it cleaned. Handemic got him laid off because everyone was remote and the women couldn't destroy the plumbing with their tampons. Oh, pandemic got him laid off because everyone was remote and the women couldn't destroy the plumbing

with their tampons. That's nice. Cool. Snopes, hi, Dick and Sean. Long time, first time, since Sean was defending snopes, he's talking about you. In the most recent episode,

I wanted to share my favorite snopes article. Too long didn't read. Oh yeah, did Joe Biden lie about a drunk driver's killing his wife? Did Joe Biden lie about a drunk driver's killing his wife? The hell kind of sentence is that? A drunk driver of his like, yeah, about a drunken drivers killing a, that's a bitch. A few weeks after Biden was elected to the US Senate, his wife and one year old daughter were killed in an automobile, automobile accident while Christmas shopping. Claim Biden lied in claiming that the accident that killed his wife and daughter involved a driver who had been drinking. Okay. So they're saying, right, makes sure. She's saying he did, yep.

What's mixture? What's false? No definitive evidence exists to prove or rule out whether the other driver had been drinking. So. Okay, and with a drink, it was reportedly prevalent among the local community and not something Biden simply made up on its own.

Oh, well, I mean, they thought he was drinking. Well, or no definitive evidence exists to prove or rule out whether the other driver had been drinking. So there's no evidence. They're saying that he wasn't lying because there's no evidence to say that he wasn't drunk. Yeah, Unbelievable. Yeah. And and believe that drinking a drink of the trash,

reportedly prevalent among the local community and not something. So if you read the like, do they interview cops? Unstuck. Unbelievable. Too long didn't read Biden isn't lying about his wife and daughter being killed in a drunk driver because there's no proof the driver done wasn't drunk. Yeah. Well, that's the tool that's up there.

What's the, okay, I'm reading this guy's comment. I know, no, but if you read the whole thing, what do they say? What the fuck a thing? Look at this. Well, that's what you have to do because they're going to, they're going to talk. What do I have to do it? If he's tested, if he has a, if he was tested as a DUI, but you're DUI, otherwise you're not fucking drunk.

The driver was not charged with anything. The accidents, the witness accounts were in the truck. He sums it up here. Sure. According to a retired judge, well, everybody listening does, and he wrote, so I'm reading it. Sure. According to a retired judge in the area, she had a stop sign. The truck driver did not. And in the legal proceedings in the court, uh, rule done was not at fault. Okay. Uh, but Snopes does some deep digging and it turns out that's what you're supposed to do. Oh, hell. The local firefighters believed done was drunk because of some comments, the police made at the scene of the crime. The actual firefighter who treated him first

says, done wasn't a stupor. That's why they say he was drunk. Right. Well, there you go. We're not mandatory in 1972. So on one hand, there's no evidence that he was drinking and traffic laws indicate that she was at fault for the accident. On the other hand, local firefighters think that the police on the scene might have thought

done was drinking. There's no way for us to really get that. That's not good enough for me. Well, wait, which way is not good enough? No, the, the, I don't think you can say they, they believe they may be right, but so you think I'm going to drive her killed my wife. I'm, is, is you can't say that for sure. You can't say that for sure, right?

No, okay. You can't say that for sure. We would call that some people would call that a lie. Yeah, I think that's a bad I think that's a bad job. Uh, this drunk driver did all this this drunk driver shit in my pants. I can't believe it. Pretending to be a Jew at work,

but I mean, let's, you know, let's far be it for a politician to overstate anything, you know, pulling on the heartstrings for, you know, other people who, you know, have experienced something like that. I mean, it's terrible. Mixed a mixture. Well, was he drunk or not?

Well, you know, a cops and firemen say he was in a stoop. And he's just killed two people. Yeah, you can shock and yeah. Did you give him a test? Yeah, sure. What did the test say? Yeah, well, and they didn't do a BAC because it wasn't mandatory at hospitals in 72.

So yeah, I mean, you know, you keep the rate of booze? I don't know. Hey, Dick, don't read my name. A listener talked about applying for a job advertising their black while they are blonde. You know what I realized after that guy wrote in? That was funny. So here's the angle on that.

You don't even, if somebody calls you out, you have a picture of your black mom and your black dad. Like, well, this is my parents. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. Because the back story is your mom cheated on your dad and no one told you, like, you don't know, right? Because that has happened. Yeah, like, woman, she's got a guy and has a kid

and the kid comes out white and the doctor's like, whoa, I mean, it happens. Like, they're not gonna tell the Dalek dude kids white It's obviously not you. Yeah, we saw me myself and Irene right? Yeah, got the face huge fat black kids, you know I have a similar story and my first proper job out of uni my co-workers guy and a woman We're giving each other military salutes and the guy was mansplaining to her that Australian Salute is done this other way.

I jumped in and said, this is how Germans do it with a SIG HILLE. Oh, boy. The deputy director went downhill from there too. She starts being angry and telling me, you know how horrible that is. There are two Jews in this room at the time. I didn't know she was Jewish and I didn't know what to do. So I said, what do you mean I'm Jewish myself? Oh, boy. this is fucking hilarious.

Then her expression changed and she actually apologized. Oh my God. She said she didn't know. And that it's fine. Now of course I wasn't Jewish. I'm sorry, Mr. Jackson, I didn't know. No, I worked there for over two years. I even once baked a chocolate bobca,

Jewish brioche pastry. Good. Good. The chocolate rolled up inside to cement the fact that it's a fucking ballsy move. But you got it. Once you go there, you've, you can't walk that back, right? Isn't well, that's like when Seth Rogan DMed Count Daniel. I first think he's that guy, man. Seth Rogan is such a fucking obnoxious snobby motherfucker.

Yeah. And now he's selling weed. Yeah. man, it's such a fucking obnoxious, snobby motherfucker. And now he's selling weed. Yeah, I just hit guy fucking, he's always rubbed me wrong and he's a total fucking, he's a prick. Yeah, he is a prick. The first thing he says, are you Jewish? As though if Caldankula was Jewish, that would make it totally,

no, I'm not. I know. I know. Like, okay, if that's the rule, then yeah, sure. I know, I hate that. I hate that because it totally, I know. No, I'm not. I know. I know. Like, okay, if that's the rule, then yeah, sure. I know. Of course I hate that. I hate that because it doesn't, yeah. All right, should we do, let me see if anybody wants to call in.

I got advice to, where are you guys at? Who did I say to call in? Or we'll do some advice and then do call in. Yeah. Yeah. Let me get a, let me get something to drink first. Mass bleak too, when she whips in. I do have an erotic story and it's absolutely disgusting.

Let me get something to drink. I'll be right back, Sean. I don't have a waitress anymore because of the fucking dog. You want anything? Mm, no. Here you go. Oh, thanks. Yeah, they. Here you go. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, they're cold up there. Oh, yeah, that's even better. Oh, man. No one can give you a straight answer on puppies either. Really? What do you mean? And what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, shots, right? Yeah, the vet says, oh, six months. Like, you get the fuck outta here, six months. I don't think that's true. I mean, what are you talking about?

When does it get its last round of shots? Like, 12 weeks or 14 weeks or something like that? Yeah, so that's just like another, was it like nine, 10 weeks old now? Yeah. Yeah, so six months. No, I don't think so. I don't think so? Yeah. Yeah, so. Six months. No, I don't think so. I don't think so, lady.

I doubt that. Do do do do do. Oh, chisart. Oh, shitty, I'd run. Damn it. What was he gonna do? He was gonna talk about Dr. Seuss. Let me see if he's there.

Chazad, let me see. Are you there, man? So he's got a run. Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, we'll get him before he asks to run. So you had what run? Before you have to go, you had the Dr. Seuss books on eBay. Yeah, I'm the one that the tweet went around everywhere,

went viral and everything. So. So do you actually have these books? What are they? So I had the one. I had, and to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street. Yeah. It's the one that has the Chinese man that eats with sticks with the with the Chinese man. Sean, did you see that? The reason this book got banned? They're going to

banned books with white people eating with silverware. Right. That's, you can't say that. So you don't have a four-year-old. So I was like, I better get some of these books. I know I had a couple of the Dr. Seuss books. So did you have it for like racist purposes? Like, would you read? I had to fix up a four year old, but I made it into the bonus. Just a bone. Look at that. Look, this is why I got banned, right?

Or why they whatever it is, a Chinese man. But like a Chinese man who eats with sticks, a Chinese boy who eats with, I mean, okay, he's yellow. That's, yeah. Simpsons are yellow. This way he wasn't yellow, as a matter of fact. Oh, really? I guess they changed it or something.

Yeah, my copy was like, you know, the same color as the paint or whatever. So like his eye, he used to be mad, like offensively squinty. No, I know. There's not, I guess it's the like traditional garb in the chopsticks is what the problem was. But I mean, like that those are the utensils. Real things that they do. Right.

They eat with sticks. I know. What do you want? I know lots of these boys eat with sticks. Lots of Asian countries do. These are Christ. You see, what is so bad about that? I don't know.

I don't know. I'm actually the other. Yeah, there's like, I know, like one of them, the zoo one has like, he goes to an African tribe and I guess that one looks kind of bad. If you know who begins it, it would be like, I'm thinking about that. Well, imagine what that might look like. All right. But there's like, four, there's six on total.

The one I have, and then that one, and maybe a little worse. And then the other four are like, absolutely nothing that you could possibly imagine. It's like, one of them says the word, Eskimo once, and has fish that look kind of like Eskimo's. What are you, there's like, Oh my God.

Yeah. Eskimo. Absolutely nothing like that. Eskimo bad word. No. It is. Yeah. Except for like an as a anyway, except for like in the dog,

like there's an American Eskimo dog, right? I mean, they killed them all. Yeah, they got to change it. Yeah. It's a new dog, I guess now. So what was it up to, your auction? What were you, how much money you got? I got like, yeah, I had, I up to your auction? What were you? How much money?

Yeah, I had, I started at a hundred bucks and I had two people bitten on it. So like, I don't know if you know how eBay goes, but I mean, it was still like five, six more days left on the auction. They probably would have gotten a lot higher, but you got it to like a hundred, you know, 17 fifths, something like that. But That's such a horse shit. Man, I killed it.

He made you tuck it down. Yeah. Yeah, they sent me an email saying it was, you know, hate, hate whatever, hate speech That's such a horse shit man. They killed it. He they took it down. Yeah. Yeah, they took it down. They sent me an email saying it was, you know, he, he, whatever, he's a teacher, whatever you got to be fucking kidding me. So Amazon took it down because Dr. Sousa's kids said like, we don't want it. We don't not selling this anymore.

So they stopped publishing it because of that. Yeah. So we're not, which is the whole, you know, they can do that. That's legal. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. Okay, whatever dad's drawing funny Chinese guys I was like, what's good? Yeah, but that money back Cash out of it, you know, it's like every every big company said if I put it back up they would cancel my like, you know Delete my account. I don't know how to get banned from you bet entirely

and then so also IP and from you bet entirely. And then. So also I appeal and tried to, am I still there? Sorry. Yeah, you're here. You're there. I feel like you're teleporting around the room. I feel, and I'm probably dealing with the kid. Yeah, yeah, I'm actually at the same point

where I was booking this. Yeah. Anyway, little racist. Yeah, so they sent me another email and was like, I tried to appeal and they said, like the girl on the phone was like, who happened to be Asian, by the way. Um.

Um. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, listen to you. Oh, I can't, I can't, I wish we could just speak freely, you know? Listen to you. Right. Full metal jacket.

Anyway, we're going in the future. We're going to speak in time codes to movies that are still allowed that use the right, that use the racial epithets we want to use in that moment. We're going to speak in encryption. People really should be more bent out of shape over like one fish, two fish, red fish, two fish. Two fish. That's not it.

Yeah, that's it. That's it. But did you know there was a little Sean's animal corner real quick? Go ahead. You know, the jufish was renamed. There's something called a little Sean's animal corner real quick? Go ahead. You know, the Jewfish was renamed. There's something called a Jewfish. It's a spotted grouper, but it was called the Jewfish. And you know, for decades.

Why call it a Jewfish? I don't know. What is anyway? Yeah, I keep going. Anyway, so they said they couldn't tell me over the phone about the appeal and they had to like email me offline or whatever. And so I was like, well, can I, I mean, there's, you can still, and I put this on the tweet,

you can still get mine conf on eBay, by the way. So people can put that up, but not this, however, whatever. I know. I think that's all in the mulberry street. So that's such bullshit. But there's also a couple of copies of that. And so I was like, if that's, you know,

can you tell me like why those copies are up? And they said they're still like well actually They didn't answer me she wouldn't answer me at all and then in the email though They said because like they're still trying to go through them and take them all down I guess I don't know if by now they're all down or what what all the copies of mine comp or all the copies of Dr Students Can you can you like dog whistle your mulberry street book is like look it's green eggs and ham And I also might throw in a book about a certain street,

if you know where Chinese boys with sticks run around and with the stuff I'm talking about. Green eggs and ham is clearly anti-medic. Yeah, give me a break. Yeah. Money, I'm green, money. Ham. John, this is the Jew fish.

They're my, I mean, that might be why they renamed it. Look at that. It looks like every other grouper. I thought you were gonna that it looks like every other grouper. I thought you're gonna say looks I How dare you So it was up to a couple hundred bucks Yeah, well, it's like a hundred twenty bucks at the time. Yeah, that sucks So well, I mean, I don't know if it's maybe you could have an NF and a non-fungible token for an NFT.

Do you know what those are Sean? Yeah, so they have any but yeah, you don't have any NFTs are like you claim a digital artwork It's in the blockchain And it's yours for MBAs doing that. Yeah, it's for morons. Uh huh. That's like, instead of like trading cards, it's like digital. I was fucking gonna say they found a way to take boomer trading cards and digitize

them to Gen Z, millennials and Gen Zs. Yep. Fucking stupid. Yeah. People are dumping like tens of thousands of dollars. Yeah. No, dude, the digital file, you just print it. There's tons of them going for like five figures already.

Baseball cards. There's NBA, NBA footage. NBA footage they're selling. That's what they're doing. They're little, many, little clips of like, you know, LeBron James Duncan, like, yeah. Each shit. Okay, so I do, I guess I do know what it is.

Yeah, you do. Yeah. Okay, so you just, did you have the zoo book too? No, I didn't have that one. Sorry. That's problematic. Which I guess is slightly a little worse, but I guess we hold an auction. Is there a way to go around the eBay system and auction it somehow? Sean, I don't know. You get this guy some money. I don't know. That's it. So you're doing it.

I don't really care, honestly, but I just have the book, I guess, since I'm not supposed to have it, since it's that, you know, forbidden.. It's more it's worse than mine comp. Well, it's gonna be. It's gonna be worth more coming up probably right. Yeah, sure. So whatever investment. I guess I want to be the new honest Wagner card. Yeah, put it on an NFT. It'll be the honest Wagner of NS NFC. All right, does anything make you rage Charizard? Oh, just cheersisad, by the way, but yeah, sorry. I'm not a Pokemon. It's cool. What makes me rage? Oh, chisad, like I'll say. Yeah, just.

lives in his house. I mean, the stupid coronavirus rules, especially the ones that make the least sense, like, what do you mean? They're driven by experts in science. What are you talking about? Which one's the science? I mean, the stupid coronavirus rules, especially the ones that make the least sense like, what do you mean? They're driven by experts in science. What are you talking about? Which one's the science that says? It says, because you can't come into our restaurant, because you can't walk these three

feet between the door and the table, but as soon as you get to the table, you can take the mask off. So, yeah, you have to heat it. I literally got turned around. My kid, you know, wouldn't take his mask off to walk in the door and they had to kick this out you can take his mask off to walk three feet to the table. Wait wait say that again your kid wouldn't take your mask off or her mask off or put it on. No, he put the mask because he's been a because he's been a four year old. Yeah, all right exactly and they're like

sorry sorry if you don't put if he doesn't put the mask on, we, we can't teach you. And we like to see this fucking three feet away, you know, but it doesn't. At that point, you can take this mask off all you want, but, you know, those three feet between the door and the table. Yeah. Did you see that, that, that speaking of, speaking of Jews, did you speak, did you see that he's sitting family? Get kicked off a plane because they're two year old. Wouldn't the mask on I just skimmed it. I didn't oh my god another Hasidic Yeah, well whatever is like the maximum amount of Jew you could be like they had the had the car on the career right right yeah that's a circumcised doing a circus one The only thing you can be sure of is that there is going to be a lawsuit. Two-year-old. It was the first time where I see all these, like, I saw the headlines coming and it's

like, Andy Smith is like, Andy Smith is like, yeah, yeah, that is anti-Semitic. If fucking sure is anti-Semitic, get him, go get him. I, you know, I thought they would do something when Cuomo shut him down. Yeah. But they did, I guess, they don't have as much power as they used to. I don't know. I wouldn't know.

I'm sure and I don't know. All right, cheers, Ed. Thanks for calling. All right, good story, good story. Keep that book. Yeah, all right, sorry. Talk to you later. Yeah, see ya.

See ya. All right. Cute. This is funny. I love how all the big corporations line later. Yeah, see ya. See ya. All right. Mew. This is funny. I love how all the big corporations line up. Yeah. We're, we're moving the book. Oh, you know, I know too. Yeah.

Like in what capacity? It's said that somebody 15 years down the road would say, hey, they were, they were racist because they didn't immediately jump on, you know. And it's some dumb rot on the phone. It was, um, no, the banks did that too in the pandemic hit. Also, we're not doing subscription service anymore. Like, well, what do you mean? You're not doing subscription services. Um, it took a year to figure that out. All right. Anyway, let's do some advice.

Advice. All right. Unless I had. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Chinese man who eats with sticks. Well, then there's another Chinese boy who eats with sticks. They updated it. Big magician. Well, look, look, look. Okay, he's yellow, but so is the rabbit. Yeah. And he's not eating the rabbit. So, no. I mean, what do you mean?

And that wouldn't even be an Asian thing anyway. Oh yeah. Lots of people eat, do people eat rabbit in this country? They eat rabbit in France. They eat, you know, that's true. A lot of people eat rabbit. Good point. Oh, you know. That's true. People eat a lot of people eat rabbit. Good point.

Let me make sure. Okay. It's good. I've never had it. Have you? I had some last week. Yeah. At first, coach, that weird sausage please.

Really, you had rabbit sausage. Yeah. I thought you were fucking with me, but. Oh. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. That rabbit alligator. Yeah, alligator to me. It's always a little disappointing to me. It's okay, but wild boar. That's where it's

at, and a sausage. Get me laid. Call me useless. Scott, UK fan. Sorry, if I come off illiterate, I'm pissed as a fart. Okay. Long live the Empire. Okay. I've never had much experience with women. Pistas a fart. Have you ever been pissed as a fart? I mean, twice last week. I fucking back. I've never had much experience with women before COVID.

I've only ever spoken to one last, but only because of sixth form, aka college. I lost my V card with her, but she had a chest as flat as a pancake and a face like a smacked arse. Face like a smacked arse. That's great. God knows why I liked her so much. I don't know why I love that so much, but that's just, that's just what you would like.

Yeah. I was hoping now I'm out in the wild. I could get some real experience, but COVID is fucked that up royally for me for a full year. I'm nervous as fuck and I have zero pickup lines. I don't know how to use. How did you fuck this one broad? Cause she had a face like a smack d'arce.

What, but he had to talk to her. It wasn't all hands, it just pretend they all have faces like a smack d'arce. That's not that. That's not the magic of a smack d'arce right in front of your face. Yeah. I don't know how to use the dad or shoes to get in.

And I don't know how I'm gonna get laid when the UK lockdown ends. Here's the secret to using lines. Use them all day. Use them hundreds of times. So you're comfortable. And then they work. That's the way pickup lines work. If they don't work on command, they work because you fucking carpet bomb every woman that

you, wow, look at those shoes. Look at those, look at those amazing fucking shoes. You're bound to hit a couple. Yeah, I know, yeah. You're bound to hit a couple. Yeah, yeah. It's a number. It's just a numbers game.

I'm 20 and have no game. That's redundant. I'm wondering how the world's wingman would make a good impression and come off strong once going outdoors. Well, if Dick is your wingman, this sounds, if Dick goes out with you, then Dick is getting laid and you're not going to, because you're claiming you're helpless. You got it. You got to know you can learn stuff.

Please help. I'm an alcoholic. I'm very desperate. Any advice other than confidence would be super, I would never say confidence. No, trickery. Deception, malficence. These are the methods that I use and teach to get laid.

That confidence shit, people who say you have to be more confident are either women, be more guys, either one, either are either women or guys who don't get laid, or guys who are very attractive. That's what it is. Yeah, you just be more confident. It's like easy for a fucking, yeah. Yeah, you're very attractive. Confident all the time. Yeah. I'm an alcoholic and any advice other than confidence

would be superb. Go fuck yourself and love you Sean. Well, women are going to be just as autistic as you have to understand that like there, yeah, they have complete insecurities and shit, too. This is going to be a year, you've got a year of material. Okay, how you doing? True. You want to have a Zoom call? Yeah. How much is your way before the pandemic?

I mean, shit. You know, just conversation starters. This stuff like that. You know, jokes, jokes, they don't, they don't work. They don't work. You got to really, you have to really, if you want to get laid, if you are like this guy, if you are 20 and you are very, and you are very desperate and you are now calling and you have no game, you have to really, really learn what it

is to fail in front of a woman and sit there longer than she can with your fucking guys will make a joke and they'll abort it and they'll walk away before she's even heard it. God, I really like you. I never run out of here. They'll walk, they'll walk away. Look at what women laugh at. It's nothing.

Nothing. They'll say something they guess. So I went to the store today. They'll tell stories to each other that have no punchline, no beginning and no end and they'll laugh hysterically at it. And nothing, absolutely nothing. All you have to do is say anything

and then just sit there. Just sit there like your paying attention to a video game. How much did you weigh before the pandemic? And then wait, count to five in your head. You're gonna be a creep either way. Even if you don't talk to her, she's gonna go home and say,

I saw this real fucking loser. On the tube today. I can't stop thinking about him. Holy shit, he looked like he only fucked one chicken in his life and she had a smack dars for a face. Could you believe it? Yeah. Yeah.

Just sit there in it. Sit there in the failure. Get your line out. Get something out. Whatever, whatever they've got on, they picked it to put on. Sean's got, oh, that's a, how many of those V-neck black shirts do you have in high school? 25.

See, women won't, that's how a man responds. Women won't sit there and think, women have to sit there and think about how they're being tricked because they've been tricked their whole life since the day they sexually matured and probably before then. Some guy has been trying to dupe them or trick them in some way. So whatever you're saying,

they're going through them, I'm going, how am I being fucking tricked here? How am I supposed to guy fucking tricking me? You guys sit there and let them run that algorithm, which could take years. So park your ass down and wait. Don't walk away too quickly. That's all the advice I have for you.

Just say you're like, let them, don't fail you know for yourself. the advice I have for you. Just say you're like, let them don't fail you know for yourself. Yeah, I guess, you know, that's not bad. Yeah. So it and then wait, it's fishing. It's fishing. You throw the bait out and you wait, you don't throw it or are we really in right way. Oh, it's in the water. That's not why you're really in right way. Oh, it's in the water. It says now, I really didn't write it away. What do you think about that advice? Yeah.

Hmm. And let us know how it goes for God's sake. My only concern with him, he mentioned he's an alcoholic, right? Which, and I think, here's what I do know about that. That means he's really not comfortable around people. As an alcoholic. Yeah, he's really not comfortable around people. As an alcoholic. Yeah, he's really not comfortable around people without it. Most, not all, maybe you're different, but because you have social skills either way,

but I would say for the overwhelming majority of alcoholics. You use it to feel comfortable. You use it to feel comfortable in situations. So now you're really uncomfortable. You're not even going to attempt it sober. So now you're, you have to be drunk all the time or you're cutting your chances way down. That just think, just think about that.

That's all I would just advise. Just think about that. Yeah. all I would just advise. Just think about that. Yeah, because it may cause you problems. Mix of water. But what would I know about that? Mix of water in there. Have a drink, have a water. No, I've never felt like social anxiety.

I used to just be in a clock. Yes, fucking, this day's sinking. Yeah, fucking, what time is it? Oh God. There are exceptions to everything. And I believe that you are the way you say you are. That you're, I don't think you do it because you're coping with some kind of a social anxiety.

It just isn't you. Advice needed my long distance, quote, girlfriend. Hey, Dick and Sean, feel free to read this on the show. Thank you. I need some advice on a girl I've been dating for over a year and a half. She has triple D-tits. Whoa.

All right, this big game advice. She's 20. I'm 24. A pedophile. Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha file right. Well, somebody's grooming him, though, too, clearly. Oh, yeah. Now he's obviously. She was in my town for probably the boy scouts. I love that scout leader 94,000 molestations. We let the guy's canceling the boy scouts net. What if Netflix makes a documentary about the boy scouts? Who's getting canceled now? Where they was the boy Scouts net what if Netflix makes a documentary about the Boy Scouts? Yeah. Who's getting canceled now?

Where they was the Boy Scouts molesting kids as a way to say stop molesting kids? Right. We're going to have to show you how bad it is. Look at what it's done to these lives. I can't get what it's done to these lives. We molested 100,000 kids over 60, 70 years. It's part of it. Right, it's like the Tuskegee syphilis experiments.

You know, let it go over decades to see what would happen with unchecked syphilis in the black, the poor black population. I would hollywood do this to these boys and the boys' gouts. What the hell? Yeah. Jesus. Oh my God. It's almost like it's a thing that happens everywhere.

You can't let your kids out of your diaper one minute. She was in my town for an internship for a few months and we dated regularly while she was here. The whole time we were dating, I was actively dating other girls as well. Oh wow. She moved back to school about four hours away from me recently. We have continued talking since, and we have both visited each other twice.

She's head over heels for me. Somebody thinks very highly of themselves. I know. Whatever. I know where this is going. I'm thinking she's dating. Don't worry. She's dating other guys too.

She's head over heels for me. I never made her my girlfriend, even though she asked me to twice. However, in a recent conversation, I jokingly referred to her as my girlfriend and she took that and ran with it. Oh, well you blew it then according to the rules of saying, what you are, you fucked it up,

as long as you don't say it, then it doesn't count, right? That's, we never agreed to exclusivity, but she assumed we were exclusive while I'm currently dating and banging other girls. She just said that to trick you into thinking that she's not banging other guys. Classic trick. My question is, how should I proceed?

I'd like to continue talking to her and visiting each other also while dating other girls. So far whenever I go on on dates, I just tell her I'm going out for drinks, friends. Mm-hmm. Should I continue to lie? Yes. To her forever.

Should I have a conversation with all, God, a conversation with her about non-exclusivity? Where's the romance in that? Have you ever wanted someone to sit down with you and have a conversation about non-exclusivity? Said no one ever. Yeah, no. No thanks. Should I break up with her?

Here's my PowerPoint presentation. I mean, should I break up with her? Isn't violating her trust and banging a bunch of other girls while still leading her on technically breaking up with someone? I mean, wouldn't you say, aren't you kind of in your own way breaking up with her? Yeah. Is there another option I'm missing? Yeah, stop thinking about it, stop feeling guilty.

Telling her I've been fucking other girls this entire time clearly isn't an option. I do like her, she's a real sweet gal. Well, you know, you don't know that. Let me know if you haven't. Give it time. That's a weird time. What a way to rationalize like, oh no, no, she actually sucks.

Don't worry. Don't worry, she sucks. No. I'm sure she's great. No. She's 20. Let me know if you have any questions or need more details.

I can call in if you'd like me to. No, I don't think we need that. Thanks and go fuck yourself, Dick. Well, you know, just stop feeling bad, whatever you're gonna do. What do you think? I don't know. No, I don't really have a strong opinion of that.

I mean, I don't have honest conversations. Look, look, just feel bad. You're a bad guy. Just accept it. You're a bad guy. Just accept it. You're a bad guy. That's it. I'm, look at yourself in the mirror and go, I shouldn't be allowed, I shouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror.

I'm gonna stop doing it because I'm a fucking, because I'm a bad guy. And I have to live with that. Oh, world's not fair for guys like me. Um, cause you're gonna do it anyway. Addicted to the screen. Hey, do you can, John. anyway. Addicted to the screen. Hey, you can jump. If you read this on the show, call me poopy butt sex.

After a series, I will not. Serious thoughts of suicide. I quit my job. You know what you should do? This guy, this other guy with the girl with the huge sits. Uh, pretend to be another guy and hit her up on Facebook or something to validate what I'm saying. She is dating other guys also.

And then you won't feel bad for doing what you're doing, right? I mean, it's a way to go. It's, you know, it's does the end justify the means? Always. You know, oh yeah, I was saying. I quit my job. After serious thoughts of suicide, I quit my job and moved to the South just to put myself through a major life change to see if I'd be any happier before I go through with it.

Alabrid. The past month, I've been here unemployed. It's been the best month of my life since the beginning of lockdown. I realize the source of my unhappiness is the existential dread of being at work. I always just feel so angry watching hours and hours and weeks and weeks of my life waste away doing stupid bullshit for not enough cash. I don't care about material possessions.

I just want time. I would never complain again if I could just post on the Fediverse and play video games all day. I guess what I'm asking you is to help me become modestly rich. Well, I guess we care about something more than time after all, don't we? So I don't have to work. Should I get a job and accidentally hurt myself so I can sue them? You think I could fucking slip and Jimmy over here.

Yeah, commit crimes. Go do. Good idea. Rob a bank. You know what you'll have all the time you want and you're fucking sell. So when, when, either you're rich or you just have time to think and you don't need a job, you think I could convince the government I have agoraphobia and I'm too scared to leave the house so I can collect disability.

I have savings, is there a coin I invest in that will make me rich? Love the show and go fuck yourself. Smooth, she's poopy butt sex. Man, you're gonna have to get used to the idea that you're gonna have to go out and work. Get a job, you fucking bum. I mean, you're just gonna have to do it.

It's like fucking sucks. Yeah, it sucks. There's like this realization in your life. I'm so excited. I have to go out. I have to go out. Like, you're like, I have to take care of myself the rest of my life.

Yeah. Like there's just kind of, I have to like show up. And you're like, convince someone that I deserve to be paid money. Yeah. And there's no summer someone that I deserve to be paid money. Yeah. And there's no summer vacation anymore. Mm-hmm.

Ah, are you serious? Well, guess I'm just gonna go kill myself. But before I do that, Hey, you can do that. You can do that. I mean, it's not, I go for it. I was gonna kill myself. I don't know that I moved and I hung out all day.

I'm unemployed and it's great. I mean, I don't think that, I don't think those great feelings will last. It's been a month. You don't need to like build up this whole thing before moving to the South, before quitting your job. He's already thinking about getting a shitty job and then committing fraud.

Yeah, that's okay. Dude, you're, you're worth, I don't commit fraud, I'm gonna kill myself. You're working right now. Okay, any more, you're, if I don't commit fraud, I'm gonna kill myself. You're working right now. Um, mm-hmm. Okay. Any more, well, maybe this one. Hmm. Hey, Dick and Sean, one more advice.

Uh, hey, Dick and Sean. And I think, I think I told someone to call it. Maybe bone. Bone. Bone. Who's bone? What is a furry artist? Oh, yeah.

What else? I never remember the fucking names. I only remember. Yeah. Uh, buh buh buh buh buh buh. Oh yeah, you're here. Bone, okay. Advice needed.

SSRIs and sex. Oh, hi Dickenshawne. I remember this one. Are you already read this one? I did. Did you answer them? No. I figured you would read it.

I need some advice from both of you. Since I have a feeling you'll give two very different answers. This is kind of like prepping a little bit. Yeah, I know. Go ahead, like a hypnotist. Yeah. I kind of conditioning you to give two different answers. I don't like being manip, you know.

I know, I'm only gonna give the answer then. I'm gonna give the exact same answer as Sean actually. No boy, how do you like that? That'll teach you to try to manipulate me. I'm a 28 years old woman, 115 pounds, five foot one, C cup, tits, all right. I've been in a relationship for about seven years, seven year-inch with my fiance.

We always had a good sex life until I had to go on an SSRI about a year ago. They fixed the depression, but ruined my libido. I used to be up for anything in the bedroom, and now I can't get it up at all, so to speak. Her dick? Well, she, her libido, like she doesn't have the desire. But you think, are you sure? She might be talking about her dick. I don't think she's talking about me. I'll be about mexin, we're talking about. I don't think so.

Sex used to be fun, and now it's a chore. Oh man, that's even better. I don't want to be the girlfriend or wife that doesn't fuck. Okay. Well, why does, I mean, people go to work, they don't wanna work, they still do it. Are you down? There's a day, you know?

Well, I'm not too proud. Well, it's, she doesn't want it to be a chore, she doesn't want it to be a chore because it didn't used to be a chore. No, no, no, no. My back didn't used to hurt. Yeah. That still does.

It does now. I know you've talked about this sort of thing before. So please tell me what do. Also, I work out two to three times a week. Good, since I know you will probably ask, let me stop you right there. She's got the she-cup, works out. Let me stop you right there.

Okay. Two to three times a week means one time a week. You think that'd be? Yeah. I don't set, I work out three times a week. I run every day. Four time a week. You think that'd be? Yeah. I don't set, I work out three times a week. I run every day. Yeah. Four times a week.

Eighties girl works out five times. There's no blank or blank. If anybody says I work out two to three times a week, it is one time a week. No. Maybe two. When I started it was three. I make six figures and I work two to three. Okay. So there's a one in front of both of those. So you're, okay. So you're basically, you're telling her,

make sure she's sticking to those numbers. I want a good three. I don't want a two or three. Yeah. Yeah. Three or more. Three is three is still less than half the week. Plus it's not that much. It's chick workouts too. So that could be two or three times a week could mean running or walking 30 minutes. Yeah. Or running 30 minutes, which is not a workout. No, good. If running is your workout, you've got to do that five times a week.

Yeah. That's true, because it doesn't burn fat or like building muscle does. Mm-hmm. Anyway, is that what you were going to say? Well, I mean, no, that's good. like building muscle does. Mm-hmm. Anyway, is that what you were gonna say? Well, I mean, no, that's good. Those, yeah, SSRIs can definitely kill libido and function,

and a lot of times it can be worse for women. Don't fucking quote me on any of this. I don't say this, I am not a fucking, I am not a doctor. I just have, I have, I have come to learn a lot about this stuff. Yeah. There are things that can supplement and ask the basically you want to be on as little SSRI as you can. Oh, you can cut your dose. Yes. But things like abuse bar, I think a abuse perone is the actual drug. Those can work very well in conjunction with SSRIs

to where you are down to a quarter of the dosage. Okay. That can help a lot. You're probably better than a doctor though. Like if I went to a doctor, I would think they knew less about this than you. If I went to like a GP, I mean, I've been doing it a long time and I've been on a ton of different stuff. So also,

a good psychiatrist will tell you, as well, they will almost a psychologist, a good psychologist will say there are, there is an option open to you medication wise that may help you be able to deal and work, you know, through issues and vice versa. I'm going to get off it eventually, right? I've had a couple. Well, it depends. I don't know that you have to get, it depends. Well, it depends.

It depends, I don't know that you have to get, it depends, well, it depends. It depends. I was gonna say, again, therapy, I harp on the therapy, I've had two psychiatrists tell me that the studies show, the best results are a combination. Okay. However, therapy is better than an SSRI, because then they'll tell you to say,

taking a pill doesn't teach you anything about yourself or how to deal with your problems. So that's, and people who go off SSRIs who have been on therapy do better for a longer period of time than people who just stop SSRIs and have never been to therapy. This is therapy is your, that's maybe something that maybe she's totally well adjusted and literally her fucking her... Connery Transmitter is a healthy show. So, there can't be well adjusted writing.

I'm honestly trying to give, like, good advice. I always do on this stuff. Me too. I always try to. I try to as well. Just based on what I know and experience and stuff. But yeah, it's a real fucking thing. My advice, one way or another is to get that SSRI down

to as low a dosage as you can. Yeah. And think about maybe something like Buse Perone that works in conjunction. Jesus Christ, you got actual names. Yeah, Buse Perone, beautiful. I'm okay. Something that it's called, it's abuse part, that's just, and I don't know,

they work better with some SSRIs than others. Like, you know, it's Sitalipram or Sitalipram and the work. Oh my God. Work decently together, but I don't know if you're on fucking Paxil or Zolopter, something or Selexa or something else. This is like Love Line now.

I don't know. This is basically reboot of Love Line. Again, I amctor or something else. This is like love line now. I don't know. This is basically reboot of love line. Again, I am not a fucking doctor. I'm just, okay. You need to work out like, like hell week football practice. Two days. Work out 10 days, 10 times a week. None of this two to three stuff.

It five, five days a week. and then microdose GHB. That's it. That's it. Stereically only do drugs satirically. It's a very strange thing, you know, brain chemistry because what works for one person doesn't work at all for another. GHB works for everyone. That word, yeah, I tell you straight up that.

But yeah, the SSRI is your libido problem. Garen fucking teed. All right. Uh, God, there's so much advice. I don't know why. Maybe people are cracking, but there's 11 pages. Yeah. Let's talk to bone.

Okay. Bony, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, what's going on? Hey, dick, what's going on? How are you? Hey, hey, hey, hey. See, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. It doesn't sound like.

I wasn't. Yeah, okay, it was pretty bad, but I rallied the cavalry so to speak and then things are turning around. So what do you mean? Are you canceled or what? Did you get canceled? Bown is a furry artist. Yeah, I've been on the show a few times at this point.

I'm the the TDS furry artist. I guess No, I didn't get canceled not exactly I set the details to to to dick and we we went over some stuff in in private But I I've been having a month. That's that's the best way to put it It's it's all because of having a wife That's the best way to put it. It's all because of what I want. Dick asked me to not say names, and I'm pretty good about that. A TDS reject, I think, we could say is going to make it my life a little bit of hell. What happened?

You're getting canceled or what? I'm trying to find your message. What is the bad thing that's happening to you? TDS reject. I wouldn't say that. I don't know who it is. The short version is because of the stupidity of this TDS reject. I would say that. I don't know who this is. The short version is because of the stupidity of this TDS reject, I got dropped from my publisher, who was from your publisher.

Not from your publisher. There it is. Why? Why? What for what reason? Well, because said reject was posting, he was hired by the publisher to be a marketing consultant and he was not doing a very good job.

I can get it. But what's the simple reason? What is the, why would someone, why would your publisher, you lose? I mean, it's what are you, Nazi stuff? It's always. No, I wasn't cool enough with a Nazi guy. He was, the marketer was posting all these links to like these crazy alt-right neo-Nazi groups.

I was not cool with that. And I thought that was a very bad idea for a, you know, a marketer on like a gay furry book probably shouldn't post links to stuff like that, especially like in my chats. I was not cool with that. And when I brought it up, they were like were like I said no I this guy can't Mark it my book. So people think you're You're done people think you're not see is that it? I mean I've had let's think is I've had that issue for years now because Yeah, my numerous associations and when I finally try and one of your mods posted a bunch of what all right stuff

Yeah, yeah And when I finally was like hey, you can't you can't be doing this. I got dropped like Immediately. So they splashed shit on you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like, come on. I like your, I like your publisher guy too. They seem really nice. They used to be. They've been real weird about this. Um, they're, they're, you know, keeping quiet about it, which you, which that's on them, but they left me out to dry with nothing to work with. They were all my connections. They were handling a whole lot of stuff for me. They just gave me the unceremonious boot. I had to get something going for me. Money, metrics, was over all down. I was like, oh, shit, this cannot keep going this way. So I said something.

Probably a bunch of. Do you sell a lot of like free art books through them? Yeah. Oh, really? Well, this was, well, this was, well, through them, this was going to be my first book through them. Oh, I see.

But I worked with them on a lot of other projects over the past five years. So what was one of these elements? Let me look it up. One of my other projects. Yeah, one of the other ones? Let me look it up. One of my other projects or previous projects with them. Anyone to see there is the most recent thing we did was we all worked together on the couch con which was like an online convention. We did twice last year because you know, coronavirus and all the

furry cons are closed. It's really bad for business. We're like, all right, let's build up a build up a big old convention for people. Because it's best we can't do dangerous for even furries. Oh, oh, furries are they're just way to think it came from. They can't count the fastest. They were. Yeah, I guess they do that kind of a canceling canceling group. There's a lot of great people, but there's. There you are. There you are. There's a lot of great people, but there's also, you know, there's obviously a whole lot

of fuck ups. So they think you're a Nazi. I thought like because somebody did Nazi-esque shit on your timeline, I mean, everybody's terrified right now. Yeah. So yeah, and I'm just trying publicly done. Are the fuck away from that image? I'm just like, no, that's not me. I would like to, you know, I do nice gay furry

books like nothing to do with the alt-right or whatever. How come there's so much Nazi stuff in the furry community? Discuss of the design. I just are like Irwin Rommel is actually a fox. I think there's just so much of everything. Like they get every weird niche thing, and you just combine it with furry,

and there's a hundred people who are fascinated by it, and will devote the rest of their lives to looking at artwork of furry combined with thing they like. Yeah. And I'm just like a guy, I just like to draw and throw up more thick aesthetics, but I like to paint and draw kind of everything. This is just what makes me money.

So it's funny cause your publisher was the Milo furry people, right? The guy who assisted them. Which was a terrible idea. Like, yeah, you know, you can talk about it. Yeah, it was funny. It upset people, but it got them banned from like a lot of conventions and websites and D ranked

and got them a lot. Like I don't think it was really ultimately worth it. Like just it cut through the back.. Like just, it comes through. Well, yeah, but who would have known back then that doing a mylo drawing as a furry would have any ramifications at all? It's so stupid. This was five years ago.

Yeah. It just seemed like, oh, that's like a goofy PR stunt who cares, but. And I'm really touched about it. And I've kind of been of the mindset where it's like, you know, people just aren't, they don't like this anymore, just fucking get rid of it, who cares. You can get, who cares about my low? You can get so much attention. Yeah, you can get so much attention just by throwing

Nazi accusations on. Yeah. It's unfortunate. Yeah. Yeah. It happened. Yeah. No, and I'm trying to avoid words like that with what's going on just because you know, I Words like not see maybe a second N word Not see the other N word yeah That's pretty I was But I don't like this this this cancel cloud chasing Culture war crap. It's it's annoying and stupid. It's forever though.

I mean, it's forever. I mean, there's some backlash, but I mean, I don't know, man. I see it. It's really depressing. People are, you're gone. Once you're canceled, you're fucking done. That's what you're on podcasts forever.

There's no coming back. There's the hold on. You could, you could be in Ben Shapiro's new movie. I mean, you could be on Ben Shapiro's new movie. You can come back. It's like you never left. You can use Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin's new Patreon alternatives. No, it was never a thing. That's fucking long. Those stupid asses always. No, you called that right away. You're like, they're swinging their dicks around and they just shit right on the floor. Well, it's like you see,

you have no idea what you're doing in this. What are you talking about? Yeah, this is not your forte. Yeah, maybe the mind-conf publishers seem to be all right. You can still buy mind-conf on Amazon and eBay, right? So maybe they could. Yeah, they could. Oh, in the publishing agency for everybody.

What are you going to do? You got to publish all your own shit? Yeah, I'm just going to do it on my own, probably, which I've done smaller books before and I can do it again. You know, it's a lot of work, but it's just, I know. It is, it is, but if it means I don't have to work with the dumbest marketer in the world, then this is the three drama, they can't help themselves. I get the impression that you know this person.

It doesn't matter. Maybe they're publishing people that let you back in after it's pretty down a little bit It's pretty small. Maybe small community. I'm sure everybody kind of knows everybody who's in the net It's a small community. I mean it's especially with you know with the Dixho and stuff like yeah The Dixho is the internet No, no I'm pretty firing about it But if things can be made right things things can be made right. And that would be great. Yeah. Well, what else makes you a rage? What's going to happen? Our furry is going to go back to normal after COVID. Has it impacted you guys? You can't get

together and do your first suits and stuff. Yeah, I couldn't go to any Dixho furry orgies. It's sucked. Wouldn't you guys all be protected in your suits? Like you'd be the safest. You're wearing hazmat suits. They're making you wear a mask under the first suit head. I'm not gonna keep in chains and stuff. Wait a minute, what? I mean, Ferri, like have you been going to Ferri convention? Like are there, are you able to meet anywhere? Do you guys, oh, you know that they exist, right?

Oh, no, completely. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, totally. Well, they do still meet still happen. Every con got canceled, but if you have a big enough meet and you get like one person in there who's like a little too into enforcing mass girls and stuff, they blab at all to the internet like people that are heading up cons are saying, hey, we're keeping private black lists of people that have been hosting events during this.

Oh, God. And you won't be invited back. And I'm like, man, that's, that's, that's pretty harsh. Yeah, that's harsh. Burning man sent this survey to artists saying, what would you be okay? Like what's preventing, what would prevent you from coming if we did it? We don't know that we're doing it, but what would prevent you? And would you be willing to do like, uh, uh, uh, anal swab at the gate and proof that you had a vaccination?

And I, of course, said I would be willing to do none of these things. I know a survey, you got to really tow the line hard. And it came back and it was like 75% of people would be okay with a vaccine proof. And like getting tested at the gate, you're going to test 80,000 people and coming through and the false negative. Every man is all outside, right? For starters, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you're so safe. You are a lot safer out there as far as, um, but then I saw, so 80s girl got vaccinated.

Yeah. And you get like, you get like something that is essentially a library card from the 80s. It's just a piece of card stock with like a vaccination. I haven't seen one. It's about as high tech as my dog's vaccination record. Actually, it's less high tech than my dog, because my dog at least they peel off the vaccine label and stick it on.

So, I mean, that's hard to replicate, but the human vaccine label is just stamped like you're checking out a library book. Like here was the date I got it. Pretty easy. I mean, basically, I'm just going to buy one of these cards and stamp it. And there you go. I'm vaccinated. Here you go.

Fucking moron because it can't do anything else. Yeah, it's right. There's no barcodes or anything on it. Here you go. Here's like you're getting your oil changed. Here's you're coming back to the next one. Yeah, that could be very easily a problem. Yeah, sure.

So what the hell are you checking? Well, I guess people won't do that. That's the reality. Most people won't. Some people won't say. When I would work on set occasionally, get hired an art department by a buddy if like work was slower, whatever.

They used to completely just counterfeit receipts from like Home Depot, like all over the fucking place, like and just turn them into the production to get reimbursed. Like, yeah, like you've got an eight and a half by 11 receipt from Home Depot. I've never seen that before. Let's let the art department turn in their fucking expenses. The art department turn in their fucking expenses. I mean, they were perfect. They were amazing. Yeah. Yeah.

So you guys have to wear masks under your fur suits? Yeah, that's what they're requiring. That's right on the website. I just, I just, I'm just waiting for me. I'm just waiting until everybody's done with masks, which might be never my fear of this. It's going to be much. It's going to be never. My fear of men is that too many people enjoy watching. It's gonna be much. Oh, they love it.

The God they love it. I want to say that people get really mad, but I mean, people just seem to like it a lot, which is weird to me. Dude, it's weird. It's straight up child abuse to have a mask on a kid. It is straight up child abuse to put your child in it. You know, are you shrugging because you think, agree with that or you disagree with that? No, no, because I mean, it's talking about the abuse. Yeah. But by the same token, a person, a parent will never admit that they're

abusing their child. No, no. So what's the, so either, either what you're doing is, is indefensibly heinous to your child, who's defenseless and relies on you for love and support and protection, or what I'm doing is indefensibly heinous. Pick one and so, is there both? All right. I think, I think it'll blow over, bond for you. I hope so.

Yeah. You know, I, like I said, I got pretty fiery, but I had, I had I think it'll blow over. Bond for you. I hope so. Yeah. You know, like I said, I got pretty fiery, but I had to create some momentum and that's I gave them a month to try and, you know, ditch the marketer start talking to me, honestly. They wouldn't do it. I don't know if I started throwing around months and stuff like that. That's just me, though. That's just me, you know. Ryan, figure it out.

Now give him 48 hours. Give him 48 hours. Just be generous. He's been generous. He's been generous. That's forever. I know. I'm so nice to it.

I'm just such a nice guy. I know. For a Nazi. Yeah. All right. Well, you know, it's easier on your own. I used to have a partner. Well, this is kind of turning into a similar-ish situation in some ways.

Oh, you'll be so much happier. You'll never have to explain yourself for like, explain, like pretend to have these conversations with somebody. Well, I've had to run defense for these guys for years because of the Milo crap. And I just, and I thought they, because people would be like, well, you know, they drew the Milo thing. I'm like, yeah, they're trying to move past that.

Like that's, they don't want to talk about that anymore. They, you know, but after this, I'm like, maybe they don't want to move past that. Bro, you never got to explain anybody else again. It's, it's just you, it could just be you and Sean. That's been liberating. I'm just like, oh, it's just you, it could just be you and Sean. That's been liberating. I'm just like, oh, it's like a wait off my back. I'm out of the shadow of that stupid snow leopard drawing that someone else did, you

know? Yeah, do it. Fuck it. Wait, I'm here on thing. How old are you? Snow leopard. I'm ready to do this for you. Yeah.

Milo, snow leopard. Yeah. Milo, snow leopard. Um, I remember this one. No leopard. Yeah. Milo. Snow leopard. I remember this one, they came out with it. Yeah, funny. Oh, sorry. It got on.

It was all over the place. Yeah. People were pissed. God, Milo would have so much power if he wasn't canceled. You know what I mean? Man, I was just on Twitter all day. I was on the interview you did with him.

That was very strange. He's been destroyed. I mean, it's horrible. He's so funny. He was so fucking funny, but they took everything. They took it all away from him. And they took it from him first. So he had nobody.

Like there was really no, he was really early. Yeah. You know the story, like why that all happened behind the scenes like what went on? You mean the Leslie Jones thing? What do you what do you talk about? Like who organized the big media strike against him in 2017 and where that came from? Who? It was in what?

Membrane you remember he had his his tour that he did. It was a TDS reject. I heard don't stop. I have no problem. What? He's too. I have no idea what this is. No problems. Sorry. Go ahead. His college tour, he makes the jokes he does.

And one of them, he made fun of a trans woman. And he outed her face, her name, and the college she went to, which is equivalent to doxing. And she did not like this. No, it was her. She did it all. She was, she organized every, it was like kind of my increased though, shit.

She organized, she was the one who listened to all his old interviews and found the stuff about him being into like, being having sex with older men as a kid. And she got it to, she got better throughout quietly, and had it all organized to drop on the same day because she was just that fucking pissed. And I mean, in a way, it's, yeah, it's all documented.

It's in books and stuff. Mm-hmm. What a lunatic. So she was patient zero for cancel culture, pretty much. Yeah, she was one, she was very angry. I mean, I'm somewhat impressed, to be honest. It's like, whoa. Yeah. For fuck's her.

But, um, wow, that's wild. Yeah. All right. So, good luck. Yeah. Do your own thing. They have to deal with the shit anymore. I will.

Do your own plans. I mean, there's no, what is there publishing, like actual books and stuff anymore? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. People like to have physical copies and stuff, especially with my stuff, because it's all traditionally hand painted people people like to have that is like, oh, it's a painted comic book. Yeah, that's something that you would have to have. That's there's no way that's digitally replicated. Talk to Doug. I'm sure he would be, I'm sure he would be ready. And I really want to put out my gay story. I'm not gonna imagine.

Whenever he talks about his strange church of gay men that don't fuck, I'm just like, what is this? Oh, yeah. I heard him talking about that too. What is that? Like, why would anybody sign up for that? There's like, so the church of gay men who don't fuck, because it's not being gay. It's like a support group.

Being gay is not the sin. It's the hanging dudes. Yeah, yeah, you could be gay and that's fine, but if you fuck guys, you're going to hell. Yeah. Well, that's a hard sell. That's the thing. Yeah, I was like, why would I join that? I just can't try to keep fucking. That salesman on earth and that group right there.

All right. What do you think of the Lola, the bunny, Lola bunny redesign? Hmm. They should let me design her. I would have done a much better job. Hmm. I believe you should have, but you know, that's WB's fault. That's Warner Brothers fault.

They, they, they fucked up. And they did it on purpose too. You see that director said he's like, you can obviously they say it. So of course, proudly. At the same time, every time one of those movies comes out, I just think, nah, job security.

That's gonna fuck up just enough kids brains and they'll be my future clients. I don't know man, I don't know. This bunny on the left, I would fuck. The right one. I don't want any stuff to do with that. That's where I come in. I fill in the right one. Mm, mm, mm. I don't want any of that. That's the thing though, that's where I come in. I fill in the blanks that their head starts creating.

Ideally, I'm in from the Lego movie, then this version of Lola Bunny, wild style, from the Lego movie. He's kind of small though. Yeah. All right, all right, Bon. Good luck. We can't see what it looks. I mean, obviously, publishing.

Get your publishing going. Then you can publish all the Nazi furry stuff. Oh, yeah, all right. That's exactly what I wanted to. Goodbye. Goodbye. See you. Oh, okay.

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I gotta do something big to bring it back. As soon as my fucking dog can go on, it's on it. Ha ha ha ha. I love it. Oh yeah, I'm going back to school. Not full to well. Yeah, full time. Full time.

So awesome. Life, it's about timing. And also laughing at another's misfortune. That's also what it's about. What have been perfect in October? Yeah, right. Okay. Hey, Dick, hey, Sean.

Hey, man. The key rage is when you go to McDonald's and they've been doing this for a while now. And you're in the drive-through. And they have big ass screen on the drive-through when you order. And when you're done ordering, the whole fucking screen lights up and shows your entire order to the rest of the people in the drive-through.

Oh, what a pig. Oh, it's just obnoxious. I mean, of course course you get the advantage of I mean what other people are fat loser look at this you know whatever but you could be a got your order all Big white screen just like Could be buying for a lot of people. I'm going, ah, what a, what a clear. Oh, disavow. What do you buy?

I don't order a bunch of salads or something. You know what I know is me about those screens. What? They're so slow. Like they don't update until they say, until they say, do I have your order correct? And then suddenly it all goes like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, spits out on the snowman. How much you're ordering, it doesn't appear right when you say it.

I don't know why that is. Yeah, I don't know. Like, where the fucking around back there? It should be instantaneous. Like, it seems like they're fucking with you. Yeah. I'd like a, where's the delay? Yeah.

What are the fucking electrons don't travel as quickly at McDonald's for some reason? I don't understand. They're all clogged up. Yeah, what's that guy ordering these some barris? I don't know. I'll have to make butt plugs. Right. They're both for me. Right. And a bunch of ranch A bunch of ranch. I hate when they do that in movies, but plugs and ranch when they're like oh, I have a very Let's have a wild night. Oh, it involves a punch bowl and a donkey and a fucking all the night Yeah shut the fuck up just say you know, oh

Wow so zany it took all those things I've nothing to do with sex. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Here we go This is Jake from Colorado and I got a rage for you. What a great the street. I was driving home from work today and I was driving up my neighborhood And there's these fucking assholes like standing half corridor way in the middle of the street Just like talking to each other, you know, they're supposed to be cars fucking driving around So I have to go over to the wrong side of the road to get around them and then tell it right down These are bunch of fucking little girls and they're biking You know if I hit that wrong or of paying attention I can easily hit those fucking kid

the fucking assholes are putting me and children in the way of harm no uh... uh... john there's people driving down the middle of the road i hate those people you know that though they're putting children in the way of the road. I hate those people, you know, at the other putting children in the way of harm. Do you see Biden was going to bomb strike the Middle East and then saw there was women and children there. So we decided not to. Well, I mean, yeah, exactly. He was, you know, he's also going to,

also going to drive on the right side of the road. Yeah, he said there was women and children there who were not killed by drunk drivers like my wife and my kid were. This is what the insider, remember when Trump was president and they're like, oh, an insider has said that Trump has a small dick and that Melania looks at BBC porn. Who said that cop? It was always like an insider. Yeah, I was told that. This is what the insiders are telling us about Biden's presidency.

He was going to do a missile strike on Syria and then he stopped because women and children, a woman and children were seen nearby. So he called it off. So that's not official, obviously. White house are going to come out and say, yeah, we saw a woman. So we called it off. This is an insider has given us the inside scoop on what happened on this missile strike. See, we'll odd to anyone.

Just 30 minutes before the bombs were scheduled to drop, he learned that a woman and children were nearby. It couldn't, what is 30 minutes later, they're gonna still be there? I mean, they're probably on their way to somewhere far, far away. I don't think I know. They can't hear the missiles, they can't send a fake missile in,

so the woman and children will, they can't shoot a bunch of toys or something. Yeah. Over there. Food or, of like toys or something. Yeah. Over there. Food or, you know, or food. Whatever. I don't know. Fuck the men, obviously, right?

Well, yeah. We know on carers. No, I don't need to pretend that they're better. Yeah, they're all doing shit. What's a military target that one woman wasn't worth sacrificing? Wait a minute. Is it a woman, Nixon? I, wow.

Is that why we needed all the gender studies in the Middle East so that women would have a quality to be murdered by drugs, Drugs, Drugs. Women have ruined this country. That's what I'm, okay. I just couldn't stop laughing at that. Mm-hmm.

Insiders have learned that the missile strike in Syria, Biden saw a woman and children at the target 30 minutes before, so he called it off. What if it was five minutes before? I don't know. I mean, was the woman molesting those children? Yeah, she'd probably be stoned to death anyway coming up. Yeah, for walking around without a man. Oh, this is, man man this is a good one

and i got a really big rage for you it's hot girls where did they get off existing absolutely not having sex with me absolutely don't try to be more fucking into people when you see a hot girl

Like I'm so hot and you think to yourself Man, I'm never gonna have sex with her never gonna have sex No, cuz it's like maybe like on the other side of the country or super rich or Mary's already or multitude of reasons why you're ugly and there's like a deep profound sadness and yeah it's fucked up where do they get off existing like that it's fucked up it is they should apologize to all the men of the world yeah we're not having sex with all of them. They should exist in a permanent apology for that

They're not fair. They don't understand This is what we go through and when we see a hot girl, they don't understand that your body said you have to have sex with her Yes, you have to take yourself down the go. It's not look man. It's not a choice. It's a I'm not happening Man, you don't have sex with her, you know, know, it didn't pan out. It wasn't in the car. We got this other girl for you to have sex with. Not the same. It's the same. The guy. And you just, you know, want to go to mid-triple homicide. Yeah. Well, so, you know, they should all apologize and, you know, where the fuck do they get off? Anyway, thank you. Thank you.

Who is that delightful man? I don't know. Oh,, is that the male brain has evolved for there to only be like 50 women. You know? Like, yeah, I want to fuck the, oh yeah, that one looks pretty good. Well, you know, I might fuck her. It's on the table. It might happen.

Right, it might happen. Three billion, three billion, four billion, like I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I you know, I might fuck her. It's on the table. Might happen. Right. Might happen. Three billion? Four billion? Like, I have no fucking chance.

This fucking bitch, posting her nudes. No, there's no chance. No chance that I will fuck that girl. Come on, side of your head. That's the real truth, you gotta fuck that girl. Like, man, come on, leave me alone. Yeah, right. I play video games over here, do my podcast.

And talk about thinking about fucking girls all the time. There's just no chance. Right. All I want is an apology. I want a surgeon general's apology on every picture of a woman that says, May cause, she's sorry. May cause agitation beyond your ability to deal with.

No, it's in my ability. But this product may cause severe dyspondency and depression. That's what I mean. Yeah. And she is sorry. I need, I'm sorry. I don't want, check out my only fans. It's on sale today only for seven bucks, and I do text all of you, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You know what I just sign up for that? Just give me a naked apology every day.

Not, because what they do is like, oh, they'll post like, oh, what do you think? Am I like, am I material to be banged or whatever, what are you looking at? Oh, you're a notification popped up. Really? Oh, am I like, oh, would you fuck me? Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I want apology porn. Just sitting there, naked of course. Mm-hmm. I apologize. I'm sorry that you will, there's no chance you will ever, ever have sex with this, bam. I would pay for that. Okay.

I would pay a top dollar for that. Yeah. Oh, okay. Let's see here. Hey, Decaixion. Hey. What makes me a rage is something that you touched on before. Back to talk about it a bit before. Which is the whole idea of

man need to show their emotions more and express themselves more and talk about their problems and all that horshed. You know, I've dealt with depression and shit for a lot of my life. And the only thing that never helped my depression was talking to people around me about my fucking problems and what made me depressed. All I ever got was a sugar result from that. Like people want to hear your problems until they actually hear your problem. They want to hear it is entertain you know all

especially women it's a matter of all the sudden it's you're a fucking retard for feeling this way or whatever or you just need to do this and that to get over your problem. Yeah, well, what I found as I have found tonight and for the last several years, alcohol is a bunch of beer. What is a bunch of beer? Of course, you know, so I look scars, ox, man. Helps a lot more than talking about your fucking problem. Yeah, and I haven't been depressed and years now I've been drunk all the time

Yeah, well, yeah, I mean to you. Yeah, the the whole meme of man just need to come forward about their problem. Oh, yeah, that'll help Yeah, that'll help Every bell note just be completely tall wouldn't do it with your friends or family Completely wash away what your girlfriend or your wife fast your sins the altar of women That can absolutely just get get all of your Emotions out there aha Solve all of your fucking problems. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I'm drunk.

Yeah, you don't say. And that's a better solution than anything women could ever do. So talk through my fucking problems. I can't even speak right now. And yeah, somehow I feel better than I would. Yeah. Oh, my fucking problem. Yeah. So there you go. We. I'm all my fucking problems. So there you go.

We've talked into talking to men. Talk to men, ears. Go fuck yourself, Sean. Thank you. Good luck. I hope you woke up. What? No.

I hope you woke up from that one. That voice mail. Look at this. Scar has gotten all of these hilarious filters. So funny. A banana, a cowboy, and a pink-haired woman. Yeah. That's that keep on cucking shirt

are about these original characters that Scar has created. Awesome. That I'm putting in the store. See, I'm looking great, buddy. You got to talk it out. How do you talk out that I'm never gonna have sex with Ashley Turvort?

How do I talk that out? Well, that's, you know, I don't know. I don't know. You will. You never know. That's true. Well, that's what's hanging out. It's just keeping you from being depressed. Hope.

Hope is a dangerous thing. Oh, man comes to rely on it. Yeah, true. All right. Let me see here. Oh yeah. Okay. Two more. Okay. Hey Dick Brady from Vermont. You liked the last pet store related rage. So I had a woman come up to my counter. I was working to register again. And she goes this little baggy out of her purse. And she goes, I want to ask you sometime, I don't like the stonk shit. Here we fucking go. And your expert opinion. All right. What do you got for me? Like, do as big a low. Yeah. Pulls the bag all the way out of her purse. There is a perfect dog turt. Oh, God. Well, I just want you to take a look at this and tell me,

is it a look to help me? I just know. No, stop. It doesn't fucking know. No, so much no. What the? Man, they aren't even paying enough to have this fucking conversation.

I want you to look at the sign outside. Does it say that's office or does it say chain pet store? As long as time I checked, I'm pretty sure it said chain fucking pet store. I do not have a vet on staff. I am not a vet. Put your dog shit away. And if you need to ask, yes, she was white. You can tell by the impression.

Yeah, well, just the fact, you say, look, I can identify that as dog shit, so it's healthy. If that looked like some sort of proto-plasm or something, maybe I would say that shouldn't be coming out of your animal, but I'd say, yeah, it's fine. She thought the pet store would handle that one. The fuck knows what does she think this guy's doing at this register? Like what the fuck is a matter with you? People who

have worked or worked retail jobs will have the most insane stories about how dumb a section of the general public is. It's fucking insane what they think they're entitled to. Yeah. And what they think your job is. Yeah. It's crazy. They should be in Congress.

Honestly, I'll put a stop to all these entitlements. Medicare. No, no, no, no. It reminds me of the old woman that came in with a bag of dog shit. Right. Nope. Uh, one more maybe. Yeah, it reminds me of the old woman that came in with a bag of dog shit, right? Nope One more maybe see Hey, did it can you Sean hey, it's upstate al calling in yet again with a rage for you cool

Thought people that try to big league you about their drugs. Yeah, you say to someone I don't we just doesn't do that much for me So many ten people pop out of the World still come on everywhere say You just haven't tried xyz this that the other you haven't tried snade You can't get away from it and you just want to take those people, sit them down and make them watch while you fire their dead. Fire their dead. So they feel the same shame that they should. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, telling a grown person to how to do their drugs. Yeah.

And go fuck yourself. Love you Sean. Weed doesn't work for me. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Well, wait a minute. Well, wait a minute. Because it's always the, you know, the advocates of weed, you know, like it's,

well, if you, well, have you, what are you, how are you doing it? How are you doing your weed? Cause it's been amazing. It's pretty much changed my entire life and my identity is built around the fact that it changes everyone like this. Yeah, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have some,

can you just have a seat right here? Why don't you have a seat? Why don, I'm gonna have some, can you just have a seat right here? Hey, why don't you have a seat? Why don't you have a seat? Why don't you have a seat right here? That's good, shit. I'm gonna end this on. What are you trying to do? You mean, I got a video that I think you like.

Yeah. A big streamer found Maddox's stream and he sent some of his people to it. There we go. Okay, goodbye everybody. This is Wubby. Pay money, Wubby found Maddox's banana doc stream and decided to send all of his people to it. God bless you, sir.

Yeah. And this is how that went. They go up. What about that one? This guy? Is he just a banana? I think he's a banana. Have we raided this guy before?

I think we have a raided one. He's just a banana. You suck. Should we raided this guy? He's a banana. Pear Blue is just a proof of truth. It does look like a pear blue. All right, shit. This guy will take care of you until Friday.

Okay. This guy, he's just become this guy. I appreciate you guys. This is retarded. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna cut wide.

Sorry. He did this to yourself, Chat. I'm gonna cut wide. Make a web. This guy is retarded. This is retarded. Okay. Goodbye, everybody.

See ya, thank you. Make it up. This guy is retarded. This is retarded. Okay, goodbye everybody. See ya, thank you.