The Dick Show - Episode 250 - Dick on Being Super Straight

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

The progressive military, my dog gets canceled, my interview with Russia Today, how woke mobs killed comedy, "Coming 2 America" is ruined by Leslie Jones, Pokimane is a midwest 6, the dog bloodbath, Derek Chauvin predictions, being #SuperStraight, a curfew for men, #StopAsianHate, an erotic story from a real they, and milestone overload; all that and more on this week's episode of The Dick Show!

This was 100% me today. See, then he says today. It hasn't all, well, it's usually more me. It's usually. Yeah, I'll give you that. It's usually more me. Sean, getting here in the studio is just as difficult for me as it is for you. I know.

I know. Could you imagine? Yeah, really? I was like, Sean, you cannot be late to my home to do the recording. It's unacceptable. No, I've been doing this for seven years. I forgot I stopped for gas today. You're still late.

Do you have a blame chart that you can show me? No, forget, well, forgetting that I, it's, no, it's 100% me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Have a dog now. Yeah, I know all about responsibility. Yeah, yeah. Oh My Lordy Lordy Lord My wages is still gone now is babysitter Everybody's boy you my own drinks Please volume all right. I hear volume. There you go. You sound terrific. Who do we have here in the Chattery All right, check your volume. There you go, you sound terrific. Who do we have here in the chattery? No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Well, I'm gonna blew the surprise. I had it, I was gonna surprise Sean with that and you fucking blew it in chat. Why, what, who did that? Get out of here, get these guys, get these guys out of here. How do you turn that? I think maybe I just did turn it off, did I? Uh, I mean,

Koof, you fuck, you blew it, you fuck. I scrolled down. Wait, why is that a surprise? I don't, cause I wanted you, I wanted to get your reaction on the show. Oh. Um, seems like you're having fun with your dog. You're not, it doesn't it though?

Yeah, it doesn't it Sean. Yeah, doesn't it seem like I'm having fun with my dog? It does. My dog is canceled! Your dog is canceled? My dog is canceled. Is everything, is the audio working? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're connected. Yeah, it was your ex-audio.

My dog is canceled. Why? What did it say? Cancel! What did it, what did it tweet? Well, you saw, oh, you just saw the picture. Yeah. How long did that dog sit on your neck for?

I think... The dog was going in the trash. Oh, I was sick of it. But then she totally redeemed herself. Yeah! Hey, how welcome to Egg! You want to get in the gildome, you got it. It's a show. It's a contest.

It's going to be a lot for mountain bunker. Deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, take that and take a question. Voter America's worst Mexican 100 weeks in a row for this 250th seven years celebration. That's amazing. Oh my God. Seven years. We've been doing this for like a third of our adult lives now

There is an ongoing Seven years I'm talking the whole podcast thing. That's amazing. They're at the same show I really do I consider it the same show and Around two years ago Maddox finally quit and decided to be a just a contributor. There you go That's how I've always considered I've always been the creative director of the show, whether Maddox knew it or not. Sure. He just decided to become a part time

fondly contributor. He got very busy. He got very busy. It happens. Somebody sent me a video. Did you, wait, what are you going by now? I am B. B.

Just B is fine, or the golden witch is most of my social. Okay, you're going by B. just the letter B like black chart for be a chance black. This here comes Sean being a fucking asshole and self-absorbed asshole. Have we met in person before? Yes, but I was a very different person. Okay, good. No, just because I did.

I've you know, did you know I know that's it. Yeah, of course. Yeah, good. Good. I'm the limits of my changing Names and stuff now because other Twist I know I'm testing the limits bird Your boyfriend bird. I know I did I just

Out you I don't know if I was No, okay for like six months even dating For six months okay, it be is in Studio I'm notorious for that shit too It's like yeah, yeah, we've met a few Times fuck fuck yeah, I am I think met a few times. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. I think you're forgiven in this case?

I think you could be different. You're a woman now. Well, that's okay. You're forgiven in this case. I dodged a bullet. My dog is canceled. It was going straight in the trash. Mm-hmm.

It was going straight in the trash this week because I've been doing the single mom. You know, I said last week that I respect single moms. Yeah, after having the dog, you want that back. Well, I understand. I walk you back even more. Okay. Because little babies and children don't bite you for like three hours a day. Yeah. And bite your ankles and try to bite your furniture.

So the dog's much more difficult actually than a child at this stage. A child parked in front of info wars all day and let them go. Yeah, let them develop on their own. You don't have to do anything. Well, dog, a dog senses time differently. So you put it in front of Alex Shones and it's just like, the water is turning the frogs. Yeah, that's a board.

You can't do that. I wouldn't watch that shit. Well, yeah, and the kids don't become difficult until a little later Dog was just settling down the dog is canceled by the I'll show you the payoff for this Yeah, yeah, why is the dog? Well, I was just trying to take a nice picture for my girlfriend, right? Yeah, she's got to go back to work and back to school And I wanted to remind her who she was working for. Yeah, just trying to take a nice picture of me in the dog and I wanted to remind her of who she was working for. Just trying to take a nice picture of me in the dog.

Who is the head of file? Oh, they're gonna have trouble now. Who is this diggy person that you're talking about? It's a better file. I'm B. I'm talking about the dog. I'm not even gonna hurt this person. Every time I Google their name, I see a lot of things that make me uncomfortable.

So I'd prefer to not know about them as much as I can. Okay, so this is the picture I took with my dog. You see, so the dog attacked me during the picture that I was taking from behind. You see that? You, the dog attacked me from behind. As I was taking the picture, as I was taking,

butters, there's dick fell in my mouth. Yeah, I was taking a picture a behind. As I was saying, the picture, as I was taking, butters, this dick fell in my mouth. Yeah. I was taking a picture of me and the dog. And then the dog started attacking me. So I went forward and the dog jumped on my back and put its paw on my neck. Yeah. And then your fingers hit the keyboard.

And I took the picture accidentally posted. And then I said, well, you know, this is I'm gonna indebted us. I'm gonna all this kind of Derek Chauvin stuff was being talked as the trial jury selection is starting to see who's gonna declare Derek Chauvin innocent. Whatever reason. Are you ready for that? It's payback for OJ. It's payback for OJ. You motherfuckers. Derek Chauvin's gonna walk. We're sending him and on off in a paid vacation To say he's done. He's getting pen actually. He's going back on the streets. We're putting him back out there immediately

I immediately yeah, we're giving him knee pads We're gonna we're gonna send him out into the with a big smile Hey, how you doing? Perhaps you've heard of me. I'm Derek Chauvin. I'm here to serve He's gonna have a corner man with like a water bottle and I just, yeah, right, it's just to make sure he can stay in there and kill some more. He's gonna wear a straight jacket so he can only knee you. He's gonna drive with his knees,

he's gonna show up on the scene, he's gonna learn how to write with his knees to write you citations. Jesus. He's gonna go, uh, he's gonna be like, my left foot meets Rocky. Yeah, he's gonna show up when he's when he's found innocent of whatever First degree murder they decided Will they say genocide will they say not guilty or will they just come out and say innocent?

Yeah, come in a sense. Yeah, come in actually If anyone thinks he's going to jail your child I mean, I think it's guilty think guilty of murder, I'm just like, the ship doesn't always work out for you. And you know, it's oftentimes overwhelming majority of the time it does not. I don't think he, I don't anyway, okay. So people are talking about, he's gonna go, look what you did.

He's gonna come out. I can't believe you did that. Well, he's gonna come out and he's gonna get a ride on the scene and go to someone need an officer. Oh my god You need an the assistance ma'am and they're gonna go ah Jesus Christ. Okay, so I posted this picture of the puppy with its knee on my neck and me on the ground trying I'm I can't breathe in that picture because I'm laughing. Yes, I said I can't breathe And George Floyd was trending. So I said, I can't breathe. I don't think that's the problem.

And George Floyd was trending. So I said, well, I want people to see that I support it. Also, I want to raise awareness of George Floyd, awareness, I want you to be aware of it. This, this, it's not the worst thing you've ever done, but it's probably the most tasteless. So I woke up this morning. I woke up this morning and it was on arc on Reddit cringe pics front page with like a couple thousand, you know, likes and like this.

Because it's the elest deserving dog either. Oh, fuck that dog. So anyway, I was was gonna throw the dog in the garbage because Because of what it did no, but she redeemed herself with this because this I Saw all the people getting all pissed off and I thought I still got it. I still got it Yeah, baby. I may be 40 but I still got it I still got that razzle of tass. You got a new prop. Oh, I got daddy's got a new prop So I'm just you have to reinvent yourself as a prop comic. This has been one of those times. Yeah, so then my mind started going like, oh man, what if I put peanut butter in the dog's

mouth? I'm drew a little Hitler mustache on it. I think you went down this road. I know, but this is America, motherfucker. I mean, I don't unleash the full power of Hitler dog comedy in America. You'll never see. We're going straight to the White House. Um, now after Biden's, after Biden's bite happy dogs got booted out of the white. Did

you see that? I heard about that dog tried to one of them, right? The dog got radicalized by all that all cops are bastards. Shit and tried to bite a policeman. It did a bit of security or whatever, right? That's the. Yeah. Ralph got a worse treatment after trying to assault a cop than the president's dog. How about that, Sean? He had banished to a, wherever they've Vermont or Connecticut or. He got drummed to a kennel. No, he went home.

Yeah, he got banished. I think so, yeah. How do you fucking do in bringing giant German shepherds into the White House? That dog, that dog's got to run. You can't have a Alzheimer's patient, raise a German shepherd. Are you fucking, well, this is a dog show now. They probably give it to like secret service most of the time, don't they? I mean, there's got to be a guess that there must have been raping it then. That dog was just me towing.

That's a version of me too, but for dogs like Andrew Cuomo. Yeah. Man, Andrew Cuomo is now my hero. Fuck those hosts. What are you thinking? Yeah. Strolling, striding around with that ass. What did they think they were there for? He's my, I'm a Cuomo sexual now. Very good. I want him to call in. I'm gonna write him in prison. When he's in, when he's in boobs stabbing at your hands,

prison, when he's a grabbing, groping at women prison, I'm gonna write him like a pen pal. He can wear his shawl. Well, he reads my letters. Did you see that? Oh no. I haven't been calling quote on. My fucking dog.

I'm just coming back to like the surface from being what? Busy or never been? You know, it's fucking, you know, it's really hysterical about this, my dog getting canceled. Yeah. He got to read these comments.

I was in bed all morning reading these fucking comments. 350 comments about what a piece of shit I am. Yeah. Yeah. That's like fuel for you. Yeah. Really. I was gonna kill myself today after 250.

Why? Because I thought, well, you know, there's a point. Yeah. What's the point of all this? Yeah, thank you. I killed you. Thank you.

Thank you. What's the point of all this shit? Um, I don't even started writing a suicide note. Fuck you. Everyone dear, everyone. Fuck you. Yeah, especially the person reading this right now. That's a way to personalize it. That's kidding. So then you know, because you might read, because everyone's gonna read my suicide note, and then they'll go like, oh yeah, I bet you'll get a lot of likes.

I don't like some that. And then they'll go, oh, how do you insult everybody with a suicide note and not make it, you know, like Santa's list? Yeah. I go, fuck everyone, fuck you and especially you reading it right now. That's good. And they're like, fuck, I got burned from beyond the grave. It's tack timeless. So anyway, 100 years from now, somebody could read that, it's like he said, fuck me.

They met and I read it. Yeah. So I was talking about me. Right. I was talking about his girlfriend because she would've found his body and she would've read it. He said, no, no, you don't understand him. And nobody did and that's why he did it.

Oh, the fucking dog. I got, you get a couple hours, they're up for six hours a day, and the entire time they're up, they're biting. Right, yeah, I'm exhausted. I'm a fucking exhausted with this fucking dog. Or puppy needle teeth. With their needle teeth.

They're biting you. And I'm up, I can't sleep anyway. I'm up all hours, and now I'm up with the girlfriend and the fucking dog, because she's bright, she's bright and early. Yeah, I don't know why we did this relationship with such awful incompatible sleeping patterns as a fucking nightmare.

So she goes to work and I'm stuck with the dog, raising the dog, trying to tire it out, and then it starts getting ready for sleep and I'm like, all right, it's starting to bite like it's tired. So I'm gonna take it downstairs. The tired bite. Yeah, I'm gonna look at some hen tie. Beat off. And dog will sleep gonna look at some hen tie. Beat off.

And dog will sleep in bed. Cause it's time. It's asleep in bed. So I get in bed, I load up my masturbating station. Apparatus. Yeah, I got my computer with the hand that's better, with the mouse and the touch pad. All is lotion on this side.

And the dog starts whining. Do you have any opa mouse pads? You have a boob mouse pad. I want one of those so bad. I've been using one for like, because I got one for free with some sponsorship and like it's worth. You talking about the big tits, mouse pad.

Yeah, it relaxes your wrist to have it on there. I'm sure it's good. It relaxes everything. I saw that Japan had like a silicone shortage because of the size of the, it's a mouse pad with big jiggling tits on it. Yeah. Huh.

Right. Yeah. But no one will believe me if I say I'm buying it as a joke. They're not expensive. I can get you, I'll get a hold of one. Someone were to get me one. Yeah. Somebody from this man, an opai mouse pad. Which please.

Really make my day. Maybe I, maybe I wouldn't kill myself. I don't know. Uh, I was in your court this year. So, I get my masturbating already, and then the dog jumps up and starts whining because it wants to get on the bed. Because someone, it goes to someone's side of the bed

and starts whining. It has the idea that on someone, that someone's side of the bed is easy to get up on. If it just gets up and winds. Is that all right? I grabbed the drug and put of the bed is easy to get up on. If it just gets up and winds. Is that all right? Grab the jargon, put on the bed. Get into my, it's circling around, walking all around, looking for places.

All right, all right. So I'm starting loading up my masturbating material, right? Check on Twitter. Okay, I'm feeling a little, I don't wanna tweet anything before I rope this one out. And I look down, I go for my lotion. Dogs got the lotion. Fucking blood everywhere.

Oh no. You gotta be fucking, what the fuck is this? All blood everywhere. Because the dog had messed up one of its toenails on one of its toenails on something. Oh yeah. So I start, I'm running around. I throw the dog in the cage with all the,

all the Biden's refugee children. Do you hear about that? So many children in cages at the border, John. Yeah, I think that's been going on for a while. No, no, it's supposed to stop. Who's supposed to stop after Trump? I heard they made them bigger or something or nicer. I did that in some way, like slightly more accommodating.

I think I heard that too, or a child. Like a pad to sleep on, like some carpet to sleep on. Hey. I think it's hey. So I throw the, I grab the stain removing thing that I have near the bed, because of all the stains I'm always shooting all over the place.

Chili. I start spraying it to get it off, right? And I look down and horror at the expensive comforter that my girlfriend bought and screamed at me for spilling chocolate on one or spilling a Siberian on one time. So I have to eat over a tray like a fucking farm animal. And I see it's magically in front of my eyes as it turns from gray to white and spreading. And I look over at the bottle like a sitcom and it is bleach, the stain removing one was right next to it.

But I grab, you know, anyway. Anyway, so the dog is redeemed itself with these comments from Reddit. Gotcha. Finally some good cringe. Jesus. Going down, is it, somebody asked if it was legal for me to do this?

Some lame edge lord content is what someone said. They asked if it was they said it was so no they're on to me. Some lame edge lord account probably ran by a 14 year old. He's 40. Yeah. Yeah. Flip those. He's Mexican. Have some respect. And Jewish. A lot of support in the cringe thread. All right. Anyway, new project brew is out. Yeah, new project brew.com.

Is that that's what I've been drinking, right? This coffee maybe it's really good. I'm really wired. Hell, I don't feel the hangover at all. And you know, I was clogging your toilet with vomit last night. Oh, wow. You two, you two, oh, you two, oh, someone in a big apology for what you did to that bathroom. They teamed up all me. I know, all me. I can handle my liquor this time. All me. Somebody was to somebody flooded the

bathroom. Of sale is overflowing. Fluttered it? Overflowing? Uh-huh. With puke? It wasn't overflowing and I left it. That was the team up I was talking about. I believe someone filled up. Someone loaded the musket and then someone else started flushing it when they weren't

supposed to. How do you call it the toilet with puke? I don't know. Or are you eating? Well, I kept having to clean up the puke around the perimeter with toilet. Oh, you're throwing in them, okay. Yeah.

That makes sense, yeah. All right. You know what's funny about this cancel my dog thing? Everything? Everything. Yeah. People are losing their minds. Yeah.

You didn't have to put the hashtag on it. Yeah, it's so you could find it. That's why I put the hashtag on it. Otherwise, it's not. Right. I don't know, yeah, it's so you could find it. That's not what the hashtag is on it. Otherwise, it's not. Right. I don't do that. I was on Russia today, the TV program, Jesus, explaining how the woke mob has killed comedy.

Like not just comedy, like Rob does, like Sam Hyde and Mr. Medi-Kur, and like just robbed people who should be extremely famous to in comedy, taken their futures from them and robbed everyone at large of their content, right? And furthermore, it has robbed, has absolutely killed comedy. It has 100% agree with that. Workplace comedy. Just joking around.

I know. It is destroyed. I know because there is no reason to get even close to what is to what professional comedians do I'm on this show. I don't know when it comes out Russia today explaining how that is and Oh, yeah, the consequences are I hope it's interesting to people. I don't know how to behave on the news I was gagged real serious. I mean, so it's Russian news, or? Yeah. Just check out a hot Russian accent and stuff.

So just subtitle you? Maybe they will. Yeah. Just drunk asshole. Yeah, exactly. Idiot. Killed George Floyd. Yeah, and then the very fucking next day, I get canceled by the woke mob for posting a

picture of my dog. Alright, here we go. Um, uh, uh, uh, what do I have here? Oh God, the military, the military. Do you know what's happening in the military right now, Sean? Tell me, let me bring it up for you. Uh, I don't know, but I've reversed my stance on war. I want there to be a World War III, and I hope it's a big one. I want boots on the ground. I want as many American boots on the ground

as we can get there, and I want them to give their all. And I want China to really give their all to. You know, I'm just, I'm pro, extremely pro, team America, world police now. This is Tucker Carlson, went on a rant about how China is focused on more masculine traits in their military so that they would kick our ass.

Just something like that. Yeah. China's, they're building up, they're like a butch military. Is that right? I mean, probably. Sure. And what does that mean? That.

And when Americans military is focused on like how we treat single moms and pregnant and our pregnant women comfortable in F 14s, which is true. I don't really know why so many people have opinions on like whose army is going to beat whose army though. Like I don't know. I don't know why this is such an easy thought experiment for everyone to get into. Like well, you know, we got to build up our, we got to make our, we got to butcher up our army

because China's army is really budged. Like, why? Why? Just let, what are they gonna do? What if we just had no army? What would they do? Come over, shoot you. Like what, they're gonna shoot their biggest customers.

What are you guys? What are you thinking? Like what is this, what is this military? The military's not doing shit. It's called a trade war. That's where the war is. It's in money, like always. This is just what you're describing

is just two welfare programs that the right and marketing, you're describing a welfare slash marketing program that somehow the Democrats finally figured out, oh, you guys have been using the army, is it a marketing platform for real? It's yours. Oh fuck, we're gonna do that now. We got single moms and F4 teams.

We got, you can have a ponytail now on the battlefield as a woman, there's so many, there's so many opportunities for you to be yourself in the US Army now. Well, the drill sergeant's aren't allowed to yell at you. Yes, for real. No, I know. Wait, really?

Yes. Oh my gosh. So this. How did they train you at the point? What's the point of training? There's never gonna be. Yeah, they're sitting on a thing, shooting 10 million dollar missiles at somebody. So this is what the, I don't know what branch of the army

is responded to Tucker Carlson's rants with, so everybody in the army, that's some Marines, right? Is that what they're looking at the hashtags? Oh, women. George Floyd, we are marine. So I've had George Floyd take the entire army right now. Right now. Yeah, right now. So this is, this is what they said to Tucker Carlson.

What it looks like in today's Armed Forces. Remember, he's saying that the US Army is feminized, right? That it's like a woke army. That they're getting rid of all the Trump people and trying to make it as woke as possible, which is true. Because it's a marketing platform. That's the point of the army. It's not to fight wars.

The Second Amendment is to fight all wars. There's no need for the US Army because everyone in the fucking America has a gun and a huge desire to use it. Huge. Every single America, the reason America is safe and always has been safe is because every mother fucker is at home drunk, bored, not getting laid

and arms in a fucking teeth. That's what protects America, not the army. Never been the fucking case Probably not one thing we ever needed the army to do because everybody's got a gun and every other country knows it Oh, you want to go home in Vade America? No because they're drunk and fat They can't leave their homes all they can do is sit home all day and learn how to use their fucking guns They're insane. And the poor thing.

They're insane. They think women at the age of 20 are still not allowed to be fucked. They will die. They sit there and fantasize about their daughters being raped so they can execute people in their front yard. That's America. Wow.

And what would be the point of invading them? They just give money away. They're gonna give you more. What are you gonna do? Invade them so you can give your money away? Now this is insane, what you're talking about. So, Tucker Carlson for some reason, says bad that US Army's getting feminized, right?

I don't fucking care, but this is their response. What it looks like in today's armed forces, Tucker Carlson, get right before you get local god fucking maximum army cringe get right before you get left boomer no punctuation either to tear up no comma before took across and no periods anywhere

uh... and then there's to be on the left yeah this is this here is shan yeah this is it this is the woman, Sean. Yeah. This is it. This is the woman that should launch a thousand ships send her straight to war, straight to war. Have her take on the empire, all by this is a woman with a big soy face carrying, demonstrating

her, I don't know, army athleticism by carrying another woman with no, look, oh yeah, I noticed that at first. You thought it was a man, right? And that doesn't make sense. How could she be carrying a man? Because no woman could fucking carry a man. She's carrying, this is success in the US Army. A cringe, gotcha, Mike Drop post on Twitter of a woman with a big

short, keep in mind, the job, by the way, is murder, ostensibly what they're signed up for. Big fucking soy face, dragging another broad over her shoulders like forest gump carrying, I don't, probably an empty box of his tampons or some of his unit. Yeah. Yeah. Launch the fucking, destroy all the nukes.

Launch the troops. Send them a world war three is quickly as fucking possible. Get all the Trump supporters got kicked out of the military. You know what? You guys, we're having all the wars. We're fighting every country on earth. Go for it. Send them.

Deploy them. Because of this fucking face. Does that not infuriate you? Just doesn't seem like. Thanks. I'm making it on my own. Yeah. Really?

I mean, it just seems like you shouldn't be concerned about that. Like if you're in the, I would think you'd want to be serious in the, it's the equivalent of like somebody taking a selfie. And, you know, like dancing doctors. It's like the dancing fucking doctors. I'll just like, yeah. I kept reading a little bit. I didn't know any of this stuff.

The army had some kind of like change in hairstyle requirements. Yeah, I know anything's gotten looser. And he's fucking, these quotes they're given. Here, this is from the New York Times. The army, which is increasingly dependent on female soldiers because it's a marketing platform. You can't market without young women fighting a war has never depended on women and will never.

That is just preposterous. Even if it's entirely digital, guys are going to be doing it. Uh, so this is one insane statement. We're not even done with the first sentence. Has issued new regulations that allow women to wear lipstick and no longer limits their hair to tight, disciplined buns. Captain Jawanah McFadden. What? Said that wearing her hair in a bun that's made up. So nobody has a,

said that wearing her hair in a bun pushed her helmet forward over her eyes. Yeah. This is the US Army. Yeah. Okay. wearing my hair in the bun was pushing my helmet over. So it's like some shit I say when I'm riding a bicycle. I know.

Do you think that the army just wants to employ more people so they can have more permission to spend more money on whatever else? Yeah, that's so cool. They want to get everybody on it. They're going to meet in the middle. It's going to be a bunch of broke people on one side and a bunch of people paying slap dick and dress up

on the other carrying each other and posing for photo shoots. Yeah, for the first time, it's long overdue, she says, it shows that the army is recognizing we can be soldiers and still be ourselves that being a soldier and a black woman is valid and valued. This is the US Army. Yeah, you're a soldier.

You're supposed to be a soldier. Yeah, right? That's what you're supposed to be. Yeah. And like a soldier. You're supposed to be a soldier. Yeah, right? That's what you're supposed to be. Yeah. And like a discipline. Your hair and your looks, it should be a hundred percent about function. Yeah. You're cut your hair off. Cut your hair off. Like they used to do. You want somebody, fucking, you're like, you know, if hippies join the army, you think they got to keep their fucking hair that could blow in their eyes when they're trying to fucking shoot.

When I started in the army, the saying was all I see is green said Sergeant Sergeant Major Grinston who joined the army as an artillery soldier in 87 and holds the army's most senior in this position. Saying as a way that the saying was a way of expressing that regardless of sex, race or background, the army treated all soldiers the same. Recently someone told me when you say that you don't see all of me, he said, what the fuck? What the fuck? That had to blow his mind. Sorry, are you a man said that?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Somebody said that to him, right? He's expressing this to the New York Times. Yes, well, he's, yeah. Recently, someone told me when you say that you don't see all of me. What the fuck? I punched their face until they turned into jelly. Should have been the next statement. Seeing everyone as identical kept him and other leaders from understanding the unique challenges and contributions of individuals. He said that was really powerful.

That guy had to look a reporter in the face and say that that was really powerful. That guy had to look a reporter in the face and say that shit. That was really powerful. Fuckin' war. World War III. Start the march of fucking war. Let's go. You want to take your pony tail over to Syria. Whoever's above him probably said, okay, you're gonna sit down about it.

These are, this is our line. Oh, God. You're gonna say this, this and this, if they ask this, this and this, and this, if they ask this, this, and this. Yeah. I was listening to, I can't remember what I was listening to, but they had talked, they had said that they had talked to a couple of friends who were in the long time,

long time in the military and they were, you know, higher up or, you know, drill instructors are beyond and they were saying that you just can't, you can't believe the disrespect that the new recruits, people just joining the armed services have like the entitlement and the disrespect where it's like, I don't have to fucking listen to you. I can do whatever I want.

And like, I think one of them was like, I'm retiring. Oh my God. I don't understand this world anymore. I would rather be called a baby murderer and a fascist all day every day than I have to look in the eyes of a reporter and say that something someone said was powerful. That's right for me. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Somebody said that because the army's job has not changed technically. Yeah, just take money and spend it. I mean, but like market and market the American ideals of exceptionalism, just think people, they're actual job, like you said, their job is actually murder. Yeah, I mean, that's the police's job. Okay, super straights. What do you think about it? What is it? Like I'm straight as fuck. Super straights. Don't date trans people, trans women, that you're super straight. You have to specify because they're getting so much.

You're so, somehow you're a bigot. They got tired of explaining that, like so, the straight people. And I think it started, I read about it because I thought it was dumb at first. I was like, okay, fucking Rambo, keep it in your pants. We got it, we got it, we got it. You're homophobic, we got it. But then I read about it and I said, oh, yeah, I agree with you guys.

So it started because, well, it started because of this Jackass on TikTok. People got tired of explaining that trans women are women, right? But they got tired of explaining they don't want to date one. They want to date women. Right. Like biological, whatever.

Says gendered women. Isn't it best just to like not say anything and just date biological women? It's best to just tell people the reason you don't want to date them is because they're annoying. No matter what. Yeah. Why don't you want to,

why don't you want to, why don't you want to date me? You don't date trans women? No, it's because you're fat. Yeah, I don't you want to, why don't you want to, why don't you want to, why don't you want to make me, you know, to a trans woman? No, it's because you're fat. Yeah, I don't know. I don't like you. Yeah, I don't like you. No matter what you're really. I'm wondering how worried do they have to be

that they won't be able to tell, like, to have to clear. Like, couldn't you just, you know, wouldn't you usually just see the person and be like, oh, you kind of look like you might be a trans woman. Yeah. And if you can't tell, then I mean, what difference is it going to make to you, honestly? I think they just got tired of being called a bigot. So they said, okay, well, we're making our own, you just keep, just have straight.

You're right. You're right about being straight. It should be either way. So I'm a new type of identity. Yeah, super straight. I mean, when this came out, all the categories just further divide. Yeah, that's what's so great That's great. All the all the inclusion does exactly the opposite so like we're people we're fucking people

It's just perfect. It's perfect because now I don't care. It's whatever wants to want to date whatever It's so fucking care. I don't fucking care Whatever you want to do it doesn't affect me. I don't care care. Whatever you want to do. It doesn't affect me. I don't care. You're super straight. So you don't have to have the conversation of, I'm straight, like I was a few to change, but I'm super straight.

That's a deal. Okay. I think it was happening to, it was happening to women a lot. For women we're getting bullied by trans lesbians who said, oh, you have a genital intolerance? Okay. I'm a woman. A genital intolerance?

Yeah, because I mean, they're women. So they're honest. And then, and then, and also I have a genitalarance. It's your cock. It's your lesbian penis gluten free. Right. They would say, what do you think about super straights? Yeah. So the second that the super straight thing came out, uh, Vizzy tells They would say, oh my god, what do you think about super straights? Yeah, well, so the second that the super straight thing

came out, Vizzy tells Bird, oh, did you hear about super straight? He's like, oh, that's me, obviously. You're super straight. Yeah, yeah. The straightest. Well, now you've ruined it. Yeah.

I gotta have a new term now. Oh, G super straight. Way to go. Yeah. All right. Oh, G Superstrate. Way to go. Yeah. All right. Well, that seemed like a good idea. So the straight people will get you yet, Bird. Don't.

They can try it. They've got all day. Oh, God. And they really... They've been... Look, we've been dealing with annoying shit for a long time here in the Superstrate community. That's kind of what defines us is dealing with annoying shit for a long time here in the super straight community. That's kind of what defines us is dealing with annoying shit. So if you think if you think a one little annoyance is going to set us off, well, that's nothing.

We'll power right through that. Sean, do you remember Pokemon? Remember that guy that called in that super simp? I do. Remember how you said he was going to like carve poems on rocks for her? Yeah. What did you think? what in your mind, what did you imagine that she would look like

based on all these people who were like in love with her and giving her a bunch of money and stuff? I think she'd be pretty attractive, right? Yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah. Well, you know, all these guys are carving poems on rocks. She makes like $25,000. You would think that she is as hot as we are funny, right? Which is pretty, would be pretty hot. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready for this? Here's a picture I

covered recently. What exactly do you call this, this body type, I want to know. What is this is a picture of Bozimane that turned out. I can tell already just by the way she's standing, she's pigeon-toed when she walks. Oh, yeah, pigeon-pussy, I think. Pair-shaped? Maybe.

Pair-shaped? She's kind of got a little... Pair-shaped torso? Yeah, kind of a bowling pin. Yeah, kind of a bowling pin. Kind of a bowling pin. Bowling pin. That's a good one.

These are Midwestern hips. If I have, she's like, she's kind of thick through the middle. She's got, you can tell there's a, there's a, there's a stopgain on furniture. There's a belly there. Like if they're, you know, those collapsible cheap on furniture with the, with the straps that they sell at CVS, yeah, she would get stuck in one of those, I think. Could be. The butt.

Would get, and not in a good way. Could be. My mom's kind of built like that and she does get stuck in one of those I think could be the butt would get and not in a good way could be my mom's kind of built like that And she does get stuck That's funny I think that all the e-girls need to enter some kind of a beauty pageant where we take just full on pictures of them And then we can award the one that is the biggest liar. Yeah So the honey can you turn the heat out? I'll do it for my phone, hold on. They can all get together, because they're all frauds. They're all running, they're all doing my space angles

and filters and just doing all kinds of things to create this, to create people that they are not, which is basically cartoon characters. It is crazy man. Driving men insane by interacting with them. What would you say if you met this woman and she goes, Oh, I got, I make 25,000 a month guys giving me like their rent money and stuff. I would, I mean, I would be, I would be surprised. I would spit out whatever I was like, I would be surprised. Like, okay, the amount would

blow my mind. How much would you think? Like 25, I mean, if you know, it depends on what you think, be it. Any successful thought I have to assume was just making like ridiculous crazy money. Yeah. Like at least six figures a year, you know. But there's not a lot of them.

Like when my ex and I had an only fans for reviewing Hentai that we advertised on here. I remember that. And we were in like the top 10% of only fans after we'd made like $500 or something like that. Yeah. So it's like most, most girls are not making anything. But the one you know how to mark it. 1% of top 10% was like making $500. Yeah, so very rare is anybody actually successful. But the ones who are are just, once you start getting successful, it kind of snowballs until you get too old to do it, I guess.

You know, they have milk categories though. Well, I mean, by the time you get too old, the filters will fix that. I haven't like a, I haven't really gotten to see the Twitch thoughts age yet. Like the first generation Twitch thought right now. So they have a vegetable button on Snapchat. They have like TikTok cooking moms,

have you seen those? There's like this one housewife who just like cooks and she's the conservative cook mom on TikTok or something. I fucking, the conservative thoughts drive me absolutely insane. They're the they are the were they're the first ones to start making shit illegal. Like they they're the reason why everyone is so insane about pedophiles like insane how much they hate pedophiles is because the conservative thoughts sit

online all day and talk about it. Really? So they're like oh yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me too, me too, me too, look at me, look at me. All right, what did I, what did I have here? The Huffington Post fired a bunch of women or people. No gap, no fat. That's one of the comments. That's great. Lay it off.

That's one of the comments. Oh, that's great. Lay it off. Ah, Buzzfeed announces deep cuts to Huffington Post staff. Where was that picture? Huffington Post board meeting, all women. They rubbed this in our face like a beaten dog. Do you remember this one, Sean? Huffington Post tweets photo of

a board meeting. Good God. They're real proud of this one. Look to your left, look to your right. You are about to start selling solar panels door to door. Have fun with that. All of your all of your journalism experience and skills will serve you very well when you're walking door to door selling solar panels. You fucking bitches, I'm so sorry this happened to you, but there's just no... The over, the pendulum swings are just fucking crazy, man.

Yeah, it's just crazy. There's no moderation in anything when it comes to this stuff. It's like, no. Does this even make any sense? Why are we doing this? I don't know. I'm just pissing people off. I'll never understand it.

Let's see here. I also heard that I heard that if you owe money in taxes, then they don't then they just take your stimulus. Is that true? I would not. You're nodding. Is that why I was just pockets it? I would expect that's true. Geez. And probably send you a thing, probably send you a thing that says you have, you know, unpaid ball of ass will be took. I know they will take your, in a normal year, they will definitely, if you get any money back and you owe for back years, they will take your unnormal year. They will definitely, if you get any money back and you owe for back years, they will take that.

I mean, that I understand, but money that right now, right now, money that's going to people, I don't know if that's true, but because everyone's done that to price me. I have not gotten any stimulus money personally for real attacks. If you're a real attacks, no, going back how fine.

Okay. Well, that's probably why approve i was gonna read you something else uh... god dammit hold on let me find the survey it's people who approve of the stimulus so the people who need it the most the ones who already can pay their taxes get yanked out of their hand

by the government. The people who just get the, how does that make sense? Well, it doesn't. They had all that time, all that paper, it just put in there. Oh, by the way, if like you guys just don't take it out of their, don't take the food right out of their mouth. And that is that they are doing that. Does somebody actually, does somebody know? It wouldn't surprise me. I hadn't heard that. Let me see if Chad says yes or no.

The stimulus also isn't protected from landlords. Steel, like if last one, the $600 one was. Like if you owe them. Yeah, like landwants couldn't take it from you, but this one, they can do whatever they want. Wow. I'm, yeah. Mm. All right. This is, this is the survey on who supports it that I wanted to bring in.

Um, here we go. Public largely supports the 1.9 trillion COVID age package. I just cannot understand how. the 1.9 trillion COVID age package. I just cannot understand how so many people support this fucking thing. 70% of people support what is just a gigantic bill? When most of which is going to donors, corporations. They feel like they need the money now.

But to say you support it, like what exactly, you're supporting a $1,400 check for you and like a $6,000 bill that you have to pay it. Like, you understand that huge majority, but people don't think like that, is going to all of, like, how is it not being communicated to you, you idiot idiot that you're getting, you're getting, if you're getting like a tiny bit,

like 10% of the money, and the people who are rich, the companies are getting 90% that you're losing in this deal. But you're getting less of the tokens that are squabbled over. You're getting, you are getting fucked in this. Total, only 30% disapproved it. Republicans, 41% approved, liberals, 61% approved, that doesn't make sense. Oh no, Democrats, 95% of people approved. Okay. So conservatives, 41% approved. I have seen some 95%. I had actually seen some polls where the conservative approval rate was even higher than

that. I'm not nothing like 70 or 80%. But I'm shocked. I'm just shocked by this. Upper income, 60% of people approve it. Because the news is on all day, just hammering with them with a trillion dollar number. Yeah, I guess people can't do math for shit, of course. People are sitting at home thinking,

oh yeah, well, they're gonna whack that up. That's gonna be whacked up amongst everybody, right? Yeah, wrong. It like, never is. It never is. No. That's why it takes so long. Okay, that else do I have here?

Oh my God, what do I, oh yeah, curfew for men. What do you think about this, John? Well, here is, oh good God. Is it UK? Like just like a joke? No, I don't know. Is it a deep fake? I don't know. This is, this dumb bitch is proposing a curfew for men to stop discrimination. Says Baroness John.

So you want to listen to it? Let's listen to it. Yeah. That the woman Sarah Everard was abducted and we suppose killed because remains have been found in a woodland in Kent. I would argue that at the next opportunity for any bill that's appropriate, I might actually put in an amendment to create a curfew for men on the streets after 6 p.m. That would make women a lot safer.

And this is not a deep thing. It's a little kind. Oh, that would make women safer? No, they're gonna get their access kicked at home. What is she find you? How many people? How many people were in the room there? How many people were in the room there and why was there not uproarious laughter after she said that? What did she break in when it when parliament was closed to propose this? I might actually put in what? I gotta hear it. How could you how can you get away with saying something like The element was closed to propose this. I might actually put in.

What? I gotta hear it. How could you get away with saying something like that? I'm done. And there's a guy can't stand up and go, oh yeah, why don't we outlaw fat women too? Yeah. It's no more crazy. Yeah, it's no more offensive than that.

I gotta hear it again. To create a curve, that's insane. Men on the streets after 6 p.m., which I feel would make women a lot safer. And discrimination of all kinds would be less. Discrimination of all kinds, what are we gonna do? Discrimination of all kinds.

This is discrimination, literally. It would be the biggest increase in discrimination I've ever heard of. Yeah, ever in the entire world. You're just going to be a lot of people identifying as women if that goes through. But not all of them. That's the funniest part.

Yeah. I would never. Right, right, right. Well, then have fun. I think you deserve it. You deserve to be locked up then six. She doesn't even understand like when work is over. Work is over at six. That's crazy. What do you have?

How much time do you have to get home right not even 630? 645 traffic is gonna be real bad. What if you have to work late? Yeah, good God, man. That's that's amazing. Oh, this is amazing. I'm amazing. I would be worse. Oh my goodness You know what? This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing. This is amazing.

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Yeah. Did you know that, Sean? I'm a finner. Yeah, like a finner. No, I didn't know that. I guess the money that kind of gets this money. Yeah, I guess dictionary.com gets to like have a menstrual show. No one else is allowed to do it.

Yeah, but dictionary.com, huh? Yeah, several, the latest dictionary.com words includes several from African American vernacular English. And wasn't that called the Bonnicks and phrases related to race and identity. The latest entry, we have added such terms as BIPOC. Okay. Well, yeah, that's not a word though. A critical race theory and over police,

which have risen to the top. Another was to remove the noun slave. What? What? What? What? What? What?

I get adding words to the dictionary. Now like Miriam Webster and shit is not doing this, right? Like an actual, what do you mean? It's dictionary.com. I know, it's an online dictionary. I mean, I know people go to it and it should be exactly the same as what you can. What's the difference? Well, I mean, what is people cracking open a Miriam and Webster?

It's a library. Well, I mean, you can go to Miriam Webster.com. I guess. Like what I'm saying is like, that's you can't call yourself a dictionary if you're removing a word that has been, that has been, well, I don't know. Let's see what the definition of hundreds and hundreds of years. I mean, that every language has a term for slave. Well, then we haven't stopped using the word that way either. You know, you get her. It'll be hate speech. if it's not in the dictionary, that's how it works. They just erase shit and then you say,

well, no, that's a word you can use, like point to it. What are you talking about? Like the community, how do you talk about the civil war? Oh, this is gonna go right for a school. Those are disenfranchised laborers. Right. Oh my God. There are still slaves.

Not with people. Not referring to people you're not. You're referring to... Well, you're not even referring to computer stuff anymore, because Amazon won't let you call anything like Amazon GitHub. All the code stuff won't let you use slave anymore if you're talking about it dry. Because it's offensive to people. Coming at this thinking like an SJW,

like they wouldn't want to diminish the severity of the word slave, right? So does it have like another replacement, other severe sounding thing that doesn't sound like it whitewash is the issue? Like, yeah. Because disenfranchised worker would take away the bite of, you know, reminding people

what active habit, right? Yeah, do you ever hear the term slave and think of it in a positive context? No, I don't know what active labor. Right. Do you ever hear the term slave and think of it in a positive context? No. That's what I mean. Yeah. I'm not slaves, so I'm benefiting from the labor. Yeah, but I mean, just as a general concept.

Like, oh, that's pretty bad for the slave, right? Yes. I mean, it's like, what do they think they're taking away a word that like white people love to use I gotta say slave all the time Oh slave it just gets me up instead thinking about those slaves What the fuck man? This is part of our oh oh, instead of using the adjective enslaved, that's worse.

Enslaved? Yeah, enslaved. What are they using like unfree? Ence. Unfree. Unfree. What do they use for homelessness? Someone who's experiencing homelessness?

They wouldn't call them homeless. You have to say those people are experiencing homelessness. I'll see if you lived in the house you were unfree, but if you were in the fields, you were double plus unfree. Yeah. Or referring to the institution of slavery. What do you... This is part of our ongoing effort.

I can't even... But it sure we represent people on dictionary.com with due dignity and humanity. What the fuck? What the fuck? It's fuck are you talking about? It's just a one up of stupid. Everybody's one up and it's like, oh, I can get more stupid than you can. Oh yeah, oh, where's the last bit?

Where's the last bit? Stupider over here. Let me see, you're stupid and I'll raise you. How do you even keep track of this shit? You've got, so this is, you've got now, you've got every workforce in America is half full of total lunatics or at least 10% full of total fucking lunatics

who think that this is hate speech, that they're helping you manate and they're gonna be on your ass. If you fuck up at work, you're fucked. The update also includes edits like capitalizing indigenous when referring to the earliest known inhabitants of a region or their descendants. I don't care about that. Capitalizing indigenous. I know that that is a indigenous can mean it can be an indigenous, you know, it can be other than human. Anti-racism is a word now. Yeah, belief that rejects supremacy

of one racial group over another and promotes anti-racism is a word. Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard anyone say that word before. No. No. I'm anti-racist.

Oh no. No, they didn't. They added. They added. Look that up in dictionary.com. They added, they added. Look that up, Indictionary.com, didn't. They added child? Why is it spelled like that? Why not just having a,

well, you mean like to feed the end of it, right? Like a phonetic spelling of child representing dialectical speech of the Southern United States. Like Voodoo child. Child. Like the Voodoo child. You know, like,

I mean, I could use it as a child, because it's an dictionary. Well, I mean, like that's, you know, it's been used for a long time. Same thing with like, you know, like the I mean, I could use it in a child, because it's an dictionary. Well, I mean, like that's, you know, it's been used for a long time. Same thing with like, you know, like the term chitlin, it's chitterling is the word. Oh, I can't wait to say it like that. I have a chitlin.

I have some chitterlings. Chitterlings. I'll have some chitterlings if you have any. Finna, a phonetic spelling representing the African American vernacular. That's, that's just sounds so condescending. The African American vernacular. Yeah, English. That's what linguists call it. Variant of fixing to a phrase commonly used in the Southern, in Southern US dialect.

You hear it in all the old blues fix into, yeah. Finna. It just feels like a minstrel show that they're doing all the old blues fixin' to, yeah. Finna. It just feels like a menstrual show that they're doing their own. Like this feels like blackface. And I know everything is blackface, like using Oprah reaction gifs is digital blackface, but it feels like throwing finna in the dictionary. It's like, I think you guys are kinda,

I think you're, I think you're appropriating that actually. There you go. I do. I wanna see the board of dictionary.com. Yeah. What does that look like? How diverse is it? Yeah. Wait, was reparation not in the dictionary before?

It said that was added to. Reparations, of course. It's the change the definition of it. I think you're right, dictionary.com is a joke. I mean, you know, still though. I mean, people know dictionary.com, people go there, use it as like a legitimate source, but it's these ideas, like these words,

they should be free, they should be purely informative. Yeah, you know. Well, and reflective of how they are used in reality as well. We don't do that anymore. Insulting the police, they wanna make it legal. So get all your police insulting out before this passes oh god's uh... that can't take a look at it can't take a senate votes to criminalize

insulting police in a way that could cause a violent response from the officer uh... sure i don't know maybe they left it up to up to the discretion of the officer. Here's a new law in Scotland, I think. This one's quite a doozy. This is Tory shit. I don't really understand their their parties. A person commits an offense if the person doesn't act that causes serious harm to the public, a section

of the public, or obstructs the public or a section of the public and the exercise. And then that's defined, a serious harm is defined as suffers serious distress, serious annoyance. Yeah. So something that's that public opinion doesn't really like. Yeah. Serious inconvenience that offends or a serious loss of amenity is put at risk of suffering anything mentioned in paragraphs A to C. So if you are, if you risk someone being seriously annoyed, you can get 10 years in prison. Was this not written just for Count Dracula? I mean, it sure seems like it. It sounds like it's written just for if you make any kind of dog kneeling on your neck picture, yeah, post it, that's a serious risk of causing someone annoyance.

Well, over there, I mean, I don't think it's a serious, I think it's a certainty. Yeah. But they might not see it. That's what I'm saying. They put that risk in so they don't have to prove that somebody saw it and was annoyed. They could just say, well, a reasonable person wouldn't see that and be annoyed. Sure. So. There you go.

Good. Do I have any more? Let me read some comments. What the hell is going on? Had a lot of stuff today. It's all fucking insane, man. It's all insane. Happy 250, by the way.

Oh yeah. I mean, that's the first number that has really kind of taken me a back where I don't know what, 250 is a very satisfying number to me. I think, you know, like, oh, it's a quarter mill. I don't know why 250 seems like such a big deal. It seems so much more than 200. Yeah. I haven't really analyzed it, but 250 is like,

that's like an established thing. It sounds like enough episodes for a podcast to have had. Like if it died tomorrow, you could still be like five years, two to 50 episodes. That's a run. That was a long time. That's a fucking run. I would think the next one is.

Thanks everybody for listening, too. Yes. Whether you came on last week or from the, whether you're a Patreon-y or not, I appreciate it. Yes, everything nice that I said on episode, whatever, a hundred or two hundred, just go play that back.

Gotcha. That's when I meant it. If I do it again, it's not gonna sound genuine. Oh, man. They'd be what I kill against them. Happy one year of lockdowns. Here is a stop Asian hate. I don't know why I logged into Google one day and it gave me a thing to stop Asian hate.

A hashtag stop. Yeah, see how America is searching to stop hashtag stop Asian. Is there a lot of Asian searching hate? I'm just kidding. I'm talking about, I don't know. I've done pretty good. That's a, well, who's hating who? No, I know.

So, Asian hate happened. I don't know about. Not to my knowledge. Well, but I stopped it before it happens. Not to my knowledge. I mean, yeah, I don't know anybody, I don't know anybody who like has like a serious problem with Asian people like, ah, you know those Asians are all. I don't know if that I've ever, I don't know. who has a serious problem with Asian people.

Those Asians are all, I don't know if I've ever heard that. I don't know. I would think the Asians are more bothered by the over love that a lot of Americans have. People like me, the weeaboo's. Oh yeah, they do hate that. Too much love. Yeah, Asians are always annoyed about everyone liking them. Well liking them with like an expectation of them

being like an anime character is something I think. Oh, maybe that's what it is. Is that what you expect out of Asians? Well I don't, but I guess in like some circles, you know. I could see like if I was an Asian kid and like a white kid's like I love anime let's be friends I'd be like okay well, like I don't actually like anything. Yeah exactly. Is it like a, they're trying to almost like virtue signals

or like by having an Asian friend so they can be into anime or or not really? Yeah, they think they could like take their more like more, more, more enemies out. Is it more cloud or something? Get some closer to the source, you know? It's like a token Asian. Yeah.

Closer to the source, that's a good way of putting it, actually. Um, that's funny. way of putting it actually. That's funny. Here is a Reverend Scott sent in something for our 250th episode. Oh, cool. Let's listen to it. I love Reverend Scott. He texted me this morning to do it.

Hey there, Dick and Sean. This is Reverend Scott. It's been far too long since you've been gifted with my voice So I'll give you a quick rage today Celebrating too many milestones. Oh your podcast is still alive Congratulations. So is Keith Richards It's like your girlfriend expecting you to get excited over a two-week anniversary. Just calm the fuck down Oh, he's being honest. I know this is episode 250,

it's just a coincidence I'm sending this today. Yeah, sure. For a fourth of the way to 1000s, so just re-animate my corpse and tell me when to get there. I'm more impressed that you've been voted America's worst Mexican 100 weeks in a road dick. Although after this long, I don't remember why you were voted America's worst Mexican?

Thank God, stupid Mexican. Fucking fucking Mexicans. That might be why. So I'm going to get going. I disavow everything set on this episode. Good. And thank you for not going to Greenland. Oh, and as always, peace and love, guys.

Man, thank you. You just shittled over my thank you. I think I just heard the puppy piss on the floor. Oh my God. She's doing pretty good. She like house broke herself. That's good. I saw her run, she's got like the shit walk,

you know that men do. She's got one of those. Busted out, she's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I gotta go, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. All right, I'm talking about the dog too much. Yeah, you know. Okay, let's do some comments. This is from Steve, filling in a blank

on flat earth, Dave. Hey buddies, re the cringe sketches on the flat earth podcast. We did Carl's, the Carl crossover. We did, I think it's probably my favorite one. Is it? Yeah. I think so. It was a lot of fun. It was crazy shit between, between insane Dave and insane

Maddox. Yeah. A lot of laughs. I would, I would recommend checking that. That was a lot of crazy. A lot of crazy. A lot of crazy in that show. A lot of crazy in the two-hour period. We listen to the podcast from the Flat Earth guy who called in who does a show with another Flat Earth guy, but I think they do it for different reasons.

Like I think Dave does the Flat Earth podcast for attention and the other guy does the Flat Earth podcast as for God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could see that. Like he found a way to just make, like Flat Earth is, as for God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could see that. Like he found a way to just make, like flat earth is, God to him can't exist unless the earth is flat.

That's true. One guy has a much more religious bent to it than Dave. And it is. I would listen to this show even without our commentary, but do listen to it with our commentary, Patreon.com, Size the Dukeshow. Listening to them build the most complicated model for the universe that they could ever possibly, like if you think that the earth is flat, the way they describe it, then you're saying God is an idiot.

Like it's way simple. It's certainly inefficient. Yeah, like God's making a, at the least a dome with like an ice wall and a rotating, like that, you've created a system that needs, it's a lazy Susan. Yeah, effectively. But it has no momentum.

Like it needs constant force. The universe says it exists, needs no input. It's just running on momentum, you know? That's a way better engineered system than the flat earth. You are saying God can't design a world. And forget it. Yeah, that's what we got.

Exactly, right? Just walk away. I mean, if God came to me to the flat earth thing, I would say you're fucking fired. Yeah, bring the other guy in here. Rampant incompetence. Instead, he saved all his incompetence for actual earth and the people and the, you know, yeah, and kind of keeping an eye on things.

He sort of walked out of the store and didn't come back. Yeah. Okay. So here is filling in a blank on flat earth Dave. Flat earth Dave used to be an aspiring comedian in NYC several years ago. He'd appear on Kurt Metzger's, Metzger's, old podcast Race Wars. I actually got to hear him descend down the rabbit hole in real time. In fact, during that period, he started his own podcast called Down the Rabbit Hole.

He and his podcast vanished abruptly. I assumed the industry embarrassed him out of his new found extreme. I had assumed that the industry embarrassed him out of his new found extreme beliefs. But no, you're a comes out. He's so talentless as a comedian that he crawled into the rabbit hole and pulled the flat earth over the top of himself. Thanks for digging him up. It has been very entertaining. Dick, go fuck yourself, Sean. It was never really love, Steve. So he failed, he's a crappy comedian, I guess.

Yeah. Even if you're good, you're not always successful. True. So he found the flatter thing and like uses that to work his comedy in, to a captive and insane audience. It sure does seem like he's forgotten all about comedy. Well, he crammed the middle of that, you stopped listening to that episode, but he crammed it with like bits.

Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. He did, he did, he did, he played some of them. That's so weird. Yeah, so he's using Flat Earth as an outlet for his comedy. Well, good for him, I guess, maybe we should have him back. I just can't listen to that. I don't care enough to interrupt it because it's insane and it's a scam like I get it. But it's hard to listen to more than once. No, BS medical science. Dick, you probably know it, but if not worth looking at what a crock of bullshit sex ed aids ed is, it dovetails with the

current vaccine expert advice. First, nearly all the time as a man, the way to get aids is to be gay. I actually, I did hear that. That's widely, is that known? Is that true? Well, it's easily a gay. Well, I think it's easier because you get all cut up. My answer is what I understand. That's probably part of the... Yeah, that's probably part of the... It's easier to fuck guys. Well, yeah, guys...

Sex bar have a lot of sex. Yeah. They just fuck loosely and indiscriminately a lot more. And I think that's the main reason... Like I said, I like to. It's easier to transfer, you know, AIDS and Viva different ways. So yeah. I saw Fnucci way back in the 80s. Dr. Fnucci saying that it's like a huge straight scourge. He was wrong on that, of course. Well, there's no, I mean, don't, there's straight people

get it. Yeah. I mean, yeah. However, as you see from California legislation, politicians don't want to say that. So they avoid stoking anti gay. I mean, I don't know if that's true. Heck, I get it. So they avoid stoking anti gay. Well, just like, I mean, there's basic things that everybody can do to lessen your chances of getting AIDS. Yeah. What's the point of this letter? I don't know. Science. Second, the pullout method is underrated versus condoms because obviously you want young knuckleheads wearing rubbers, but the effect, the efficacy is pretty shite versus pulling out. Okay, that's okay. No, that's not true. Yeah, okay. This is, I mean, I

use that method, but talk about down the rabbit hole. The method is is good luck figuring anything out. Ha ha ha. The operator, it's user error. Yes, with the pull out method that you have to be worried about. It's user error with condoms. The harder to screw those up, yeah, this is true. Ian says answer to the suicidal jobless advice guy from last episode. Hey, Dickenshaw, and I know the answer to the suicidal neat advice from episode 249,

since he doesn't want a job and you would rather kill himself to work, he should wait for hyperinflation that's going to happen, and then he should wait for UBI that's going to be passed by Congress as a result. There's going to be a two-tier society, which is the new ultra-rich elite, aka NWO, pretty close. Lower tier, which will be the mass poverty peasants. I assume he doesn't do his own research either to make money by today's methods, because he asked which coin to buy, so he'll have, yeah. I agree with that. Just wait it out.

The government will be here any day to keep you to keep you eating bugs made in a cafeteria in a. They have snacks at the airport on our way in really really yeah apparently there's the top seller at the place because of people buying this like a gag gift but it's like they're like not your flavored maggots and stuff yeah but it's the worst part is they always make it that's global home out normalizing it right in your face yeah I would be better with it if they didn't look like bugs, but they always go out of their way to just be bugs. Yeah. Like they really want you to just eat the bugs. I would make it into a burger or something.

Well, no, what they're so I was going to bring this in last week. There's something called kitchen united. There's a but there's it doesn't matter what the name is. There's a bunch of these of these things going up where they make everything. there's a, it doesn't matter what the name is, there's a bunch of these, of these things going up. Where they make everything. There's a facility like an Amazon facility, a kitchen, and they just make crappy versions of everything, like tacos that look crappy. Everything they make, you look at it and you think, I'm gonna be hungry after I eat that. Every fucking thing they make. And they advertise to businesses, to restaurants, to fill out your menu with these items for your takeout, for your delivery menu. And then they'll fulfill the order. They just want to use your customer base and then they're going to fill it with the

shitty. So if someone's like, look, one, they really want a fuck, one night and they go to your restaurant, they're like, oh, I also really want a fucking corn dog. This is the customer that they're trying to appeal to. And now the pandemic hit, now that the government killed all the restaurants, you just have all restaurants feeding into these giant kitchens that are making food. Terrible food. That's how they're going to cram the bugs in. Because if one of these fulfillment places just says, well, we're using bug flowers, we're

using bug meat because it's more because it's good for the environment and it's okay for you. Right. And then we're all going to be stuck with unfulfilled, like tacos that just don't do the job. Yeah. You know, we're going to have to start raising our own, just eat our kids, I guess. I can't breathe in Canada. It's from Kerry Grove. Hey, Dick, it's Kerry, the Canadian dancer girl, was listening last week about parents locking healthy kids in their rooms. I had to email you, Canada has completely lost it.

After another lockdown of three months, Trudeau decided fitness. You think they're ever going to add fitness into the dictionary? Well, then the African-American vernacular. They're talking about fitness dick. Do you think they would do that? Very good. Yeah, I don't know.

Is important, we are allowed to work out again with the restrictions as follows. No high intensity exercises. What do you mean where? Canada. No, but no, I mean like it a gym probably. At a gym so they're saying, They mean you're on a house. Who knows?

That's what I'm asking. I mean like are gyms open? No high in to because I don't want people breathing too hard. You're wearing a mask and breathing too hard. How are you breathing out all over everybody at the gym? Yeah, because you're really working it. Like, because you know, the most vulnerable COVID people are the ones busting their ass at the gym.

Right. That's a big fat slot to the decrepital. We're at home. 20% capacity. No high intensity exercises. So when's the just intense exercises? Is it like you kick it from five to six or the treadmill effect of the life? Somebody comes by and splats you.

20% of the treadmill speed capacity. That's as much as you're allowed to go. Someone comes on you and very quietly says, you're exceeding, because they don't wanna yell at you. That's illegal. Must book ahead of time. Oh my God.

Talk about making going to the gym. Already book ahead of time. Fuck, you're gonna get making going to the gym hard. Yeah. Book ahead of time. Fuck, you're going to get your country's going to get fat. So fat. Everyone is three meters apart. Masks worn at all times by everyone. Okay, so fuck this, especially the last two. Everyone is three meters apart and still forced to wear masks. Working out in a mask sounds like a good way to pass out and drop a leg on and die. Well, what they've I can't breathe in those things. What they've said here is if you're jogging and stuff, do not don't wear a mask. Like that's bro because it's it you need to be

able to you know, you need to be able to. As the human body was designed for exertion. It's like you have to be able to breathe in and out. Yeah. I sit out in front of the front yard with the dog and a shotgun, in case anyone takes it. Invading America. And I see secretly hating Asian people. What is, that is the one where I've never heard anybody say,

God, I really hate those Asians. Yeah. And they're food and they're eating with sticks. Yeah. They never complained about anything. No. And they still get fucked over. What was I gonna say?

Oh yeah, I see an 80 year old man walking by with a fucking mask like in the middle of the wilderness out here way up on the hill. Yeah. How do you get to be that age and still are that fucking stupid? You're, yeah, I don't, um, how? Yeah, I don't, I don't really ever wear a mask outside. Unless I'm in an area where there's a lot of people, I just, outside is like a whole, is like a whole different ball game when it when it comes to how, you know, infectious it is or your chances of getting it or giving it.

Yeah, I think they found they traced like 0.001% of cases to gyms. Still should have to shut them all down. So it's basically zero risk at the gym because you know, people aren't like or, or, or you're right, fucking on top of each other. Yeah, or we just don't work out. Two. She's already six feet apart from each. Yeah, they kind of are.

Yeah. Um, the, uh, Jim, uh, LA fitness and stuff is opening up because people don't go to the gym if they're like coughing and shit. Oh, man, I feel like under the weather. I'm going to go workout. Yeah. Now a lot of people go to the gym too. They are pretty good with, uh, you know, spray that down, wipe that down or they carry around work out. Yeah. Now a lot of people go to the gym too. They are pretty good with, you know, spray that down, wipe that down, or they carry around

just because a lot of people do that themselves. Because yeah, because they know you are touching a lot of shit that hundreds of other people have recently touched. So people are, people go to the gym are probably generally more aware of just not- Most sanitary humans in general. Probably. Yeah, probably. At least from what I say. That is humans. Probably. Yeah, probably. At least from what I say.

That is so fucking stupid. Canada is stupid. New Zealand is stupid. Australia, the UK is fucking stupid. If we had any kind of army, I would say we should go take them over and liberate these people except our army is just a bunch of women. Pregnant, it's single moms looking for daycare while they're comfortable in their F-14. I'm a woman, I couldn't spit on someone that far away if I wanted to.

Yeah. I have to shout instructions and encouragement because no one can hear me. I'm demonstrating moves. God, that is the hearing is the fucking worst. I went to the... I know. In the mask, it drives me fucking crazy. I got my phone screen replaced at Best Buy,

and this woman is trying to tell me what I have to, I mean, just, just, there's not gonna be any surprises here. If you just, if you hand me a paper that looks like a thing, I'll sign it. I don't need a speech before you hand it, I'm just, oh, I'm like, Charlie Brown. I know, I'm like, I'm really sorry.

It's really annoying. I just can't hear you. People have sign it. People still have not made the adjustment that, like you got to at least, you've got to at least speak 50% louder than you're used to speaking. Yeah. You just have to and just kill yourself.

Yeah. They got these people working at Best Buy and masks all day. I couldn't believe it was like I was looking at a hoarder's episode when I went in there and saw these human beings wearing masks for eight hours at a time just to live. I'm like, this is unthinkably cruel to these people. Just like this all fucking day. Are you kidding me? I don't think it more breaks than normal.

God. I got excited. I just die. I'm demonstrating moves upside down over and over. Oh yeah, she's like a pole dancer. Yeah. Right on. I'm immediately fucking gasping for air.

Pole dancing in a mask. After four plus hours of this, I feel like George Floyd. Oh God. That didn't get her canceled. Yeah. You got canceled, but not. After four plus hours of this, I feel like George Floyd. Oh God. That didn't get her canceled. You got canceled. But not canceled my dog. Not I'm fine. I'm uncancelable.

Yeah. So far gone. This has to be worse for my hell. Russia is putting me on TV for this guy's hot takes or spicy. That's how this has to be worse for my health than catching a fake flu. Yeah, you're breathing in plastic. I mean, they're not, I haven't heard that one yet, but I know what it tastes like. I know they're not dusting those things off at the factory in Wuhan before they ship them over.

There's a lot of, there's a lot of cheap Chinese, and they label them. They think you're, you know think it's like a KN95. Seriously, which is, yeah, no, it's completely different. It doesn't meet any of the standards of an actual N95 mask. And they've been selling them for a long time and people are buying them, so yeah. That's great. Pilates is also listed under low intensity workouts.

Oh, good. This is absolutely insane. Anyway, thanks for listening. If you read this on the show, please don't read my name. What? Even though I put it at the top and asked you not to at the end. But she's not fucking serious about that. Well, but we put out, I guess.

We've mentioned her name on the show before. I know, but she's talking about, you know, making George Floyd jokes in here. Well, you know, making George Floyd jokes in here. Well, you know, it's not going to be a fucking name anymore. I don't think she cares for real. All right, don't believe her name then. And we're blaming B. I'll take it.

Nathan Jason says, you said they were trying to put a boomer thing into the blockchain. Oh, NFTs to sell boomer shit to millennials, but it was really to sell blockchain to boomers. I think my dad finally sees a use case for all of this Bitcoin stuff. You got any NFTs being? No, you looking for any?

What are they? Non-fungible token means you own the thing. It's just an easy way to own a jet track. It's a way of selling, like literally internet files and like them having an ownership. Yeah. So it's like even though the file is infinitely reproducible, you technically own it. You have like a code or whatever. Yeah, something like that.

I mean, it's useful. It makes you think. But it's like, right now there's some kind of scam where people are like just stealing art and turning it into NFT stuff. So it's going to be a little be a little wild icing for a while. Always the case, isn't it? Something's new, how do we fucking? Yeah.

There's nobody else. Stimulus money. You think they're just gonna dump it into crypto and shit? I don't know. I think the more we keep talking, I made a thousand dollars by waking up the other day. And so I'm feeling, I'm telling everybody, get your cryptos.

What's the point of doing anything else? Right. It's like, well, last time you gave stimulus, if I just bought Bitcoin, I'd have five grand right now. So why the fuck would I not? Yeah. What is, what this money is, like nothing, you guys just printed it.

I can't live on this. So fuck it, gamble it. All right. Do you wanna do advice? Yeah. Let's do advice. I got an erotic story from a real Vem also. From a real Vem.

Vem, yeah. Oh, a real Vem. Yeah, they. Oh, well that's, which one do you want? Wait a minute, you said there was an absolutely disgusting erotic story last week. Yeah, we should probably we should probably do that The dick show presents

erotic stories from real men erotic stories from real Hey, hey dick is Sean, it's, it's rabbit. Uh, the they them X T slur, he's saying the T slur, not me. I don't know. I feel uncomfortable saying it in front of you, but it's his quote. It is his quote, but are you giving him the T pass? They got Ralph Kim.

The saying is there. They said it, not me. I'm just reading it. You're not really broadcasting on YouTube. So you make your own judgment. the teapass. They got Ralph Kent. The saying is there, they said it, not me, I'm just reading it. That's one really. That's one really broadcasting on YouTube. So you make your own judgment. I'm the XT slur that called in about he shenanigans.

Well, he shenanigans for you, Sean. This is the story of sex, Jews, and surprises. Oh no. I'm pretty excited. Yeah. Which is what you're most excited about. And sex or the Jews or the surprises. No. No. I'm pretty excited. Which party you most excited about? The sex or the Jews or the surprises? The surprises. I mean, those two first ones are pretty surprising on their own.

Surprises? Sean, which party you're most excited about? Well, you know, it's like three great tastes that taste great together. So it's like it's like upping the Reese's peanut butter cup. Peanut butter cup? Yeah. Which one are you most excited about? I don't know.

Not like I, I, I, I suddenly, I'm not very excited. The juice? Yeah, I know how many juice. It's a story from a few days back when I found myself intertwined with a shortish, trollish, trollish. Come on. Transgender Jewish man. He had just pulled up to my house,

conveniently parking me in, despite the empty space next to my car. That's a little forward. This guy's not getting out of here. Empty space next to your car. I'm gonna park this fucking guy in. Yeah. His own house coming over for a hookup, presumably.

From the moment he entered the door, I was repulsed. Okay. Great start. His short, hunched stature and symmetric speech patterns reminded me of his origin. What the hell? Like a Jewish, Jewish column. How did he get in the door without knowing what he looked like? I don't ask this kind of stuff.

Well, he had driven four hours for this. I might as well provide. I decided to put off the act for as long as I could, smoking weed and listening to him complain about everything until I couldn't put it off any longer. Why were you fucking this guy? What? Can you give me an explanation and shout

of why you would fuck this guy please? Putting off what act? The moment struck, and in a days I turned to him and casually tried to bring up the subject. The food will be done soon. So do you wanna have sex for like 13 minutes? I said, sure, he said, let me just go to the bathroom first.

Oh, God. This could go horribly wrong. Maybe give it a couple minutes after. When he finally returned, there were only nine minutes. I had to suffer through before the time around my phone would rescue me. Oh, God, so he went to fucking take a shit. I struggled against my Cox better judgment.

He took off his, you don't have to fuck this guy is, he took off his pants and unflattering boxer shorts. He laid back on my bed, a subtle stench of sweaty onion filling the air nearby as he spread his legs. Dude, what is wrong with you? The fuck is wrong with you. It's like he had a gun to his head. A minute. Right. Right. Rabbit. Get on. I have a lot of questions here. He's in the chat. Yeah. Oh, you get on here right now and answer for your dates. Rabbit. What the real? What the fuck? Is this real?

Yeah, that's real. Well, that didn't send me an invention. Yeah, it's real. Was it not as bad as you're making it sound or like a fucking couple weeks ago at this point, I guess? What are you? Why are you having sex with this guy? I don't know. He came over and you wanted to. Did he go? Did he go?

Did he go take a shit and then come right out of there? I think we're getting to that part of the story. I don't know what he did. He laid back on my bed a subtle, yeah, stench of onions. His testosterone stuffed clitoris stood large and erect. Wait, was he a man or a trans man? He's a trans man. So female to male.

Is that it? Thank you, Dij. Yeah. B. B. B. So this was a trans man, a woman that had testosterone stuff. Yes, yes. Okay.

You could have thrown that in the beginning of, oh no, you did, transgender Jewish. Okay, a short transgender Jewish man. All right. His testosterone stuffed clitoris stood large and erect, and on closer inspection, small scraps of toilet paper. So that's how it's got his undercarriage. Did you not want to disappoint this person? Is that what happened here?

this person? Is that what happened here? I didn't even get anywhere, man. I was doing my best to not be an ungracious host. He drove four hours after all. You should have just at least asked for money. I pressed myself in doing my best not to look at his face or in his direction at all choosing instead to look at my phone while thrusting. He was letting out a slew of erotic noises like you're not really doing anything going in that deep. Was this in the the man's vagina? Yes. Oy. Oy, Oy, Oy, Bay. Okay, hold on. I'm not used to how big you are, bragging. After three minutes, after three minutes of him

finding it impossible to get comfortable, he said, let's try this from the back. Maybe that will be better. So he turns around the bandage on his ass from the testosterone injection placed delicately on his acne cheek. Okay. How did you know it was a testosterone injection? Because I know what it looks like. So you think that he got all gooseed up on T before coming over to like, you know? So I know a lot of trans men will use a bandage just to mark the spot so they know where they've done it before

so they don't keep going into the same spot. Like a heroin addict. Okay, all right. As he, like, don't inject here again, as he did his best to lower himself onto my dick, his crack started stared darkly up at me, making me shrivel and shrink away. Just as the last, was there hair? Not really.

No, okay. A normal amount. Well, for a man, was there toilet paper and shit? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Just as the last of my blood abandoned my demoralized soldier, yeah, I mean you're

what the fuck? I'm impressed how far you made it. It did. Wow, you gotta have some tips for these guys who can't come. The timer rang, saving me from the display-legged succubus that sank before me. We can continue after dinner, he said. I actually just remembered I have an interview in the morning, so it might be best if I got some sleep and you took off.

I haven't talked to him since. Smoochus, go fuck yourself and tell your dog. He's a good, well, she's a good girl for me. I heard calling a dog a... I'm a shendering everybody today. So we're calling a dog a good girl over and over because I've only ever used that sexually So it's like yeah I'm gonna say it. I'm like this is never gonna be normal

I can say you have to say it to train them But every time I get an erection. So what I do is I say oh you're a good girl Okay, I can't look my daddy. I isn't calling daddy anymore. All right. So, Rabbit, did you not have some like developments this week? That you told me about news, some news stories. Yeah, that's about Tanner. Yeah, well, you know, a bunch of them. Did you not have a bunch of them? What's up with Tanner? Yeah, we'll tell us what's up with Tanner. Tanner posted his dick on Twitter and there was the person on the operating end of it

was some drag queen twink femboy. Okay. Did he mean to? He says with the stain. Yeah, he meant to. That's it, this is judging me for that. You meant to? He says with the stain. Yeah, he meant to. This is judging me for that. Uh, he meant to? Yeah, of course he did.

Of course he did. He posted it and then he retweeted it. Okay, well, that seems to be the character for Tanner. I'm gonna give a fuck. Oh, man, I cannot wait to have a big road rage after all this shit. Me too. Oh, I miss all these guys. All right.

Yep. Rabbit, thanks for the story. What, does he have any more? Do you have any more? Well, I told you on Instagram, there wasn't a ton. Okay. Mass-plete release to second album. Okay.

All right. That was something that happened. Okay. It's called, you and I forever, it's on his band camp. Okay. Oh, Digging and Bird left the Discord server. B. You got, you left the Discord server?

Wait, you go by B or Digi B? B. Just B. B. Just B, all right. No Digi. So just let me, I just gotta wanna, I wanna keep up. Just B.

You have the Discord server? Yeah, great idea. Yeah. You just gotta help me. I'm trying. I'm trying. No, not you. These two. Yeah, stay away from it. Okay, what else, right?

Well, why? What was your reason for living? Scar has been making up a story saying, I molested him at Road Rage Tampa because two weeks. There was a lot of claims of things such as molestation. Everyone in the discord was accusing me of molesting. You know, I'm terrified at this time. No, they are reacting.

They're saying that you did. Yeah, no, you didn't. No, why do they think you did? Because for the two weeks after Tampa, Scar was flirting with me in the discord. And I shut it down immediately because he's a weirdo. Didn't we talk to somebody about this on the show? Was it, did can't, did can't tell you? Can't tell you, and hit on a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a about this on the show? Was it, did, did, did, can't, Tilly?

No, can't, Tilly and Tilly. And, uh, uh, Oh, stressor, I think he wants to, yes, yes, yes. He prefers to be called, okay, a guy wearing a woman's like, cost a whole, just pull up dictionary.com and it will tell us what we're allowed to say and what we're

not. Please do that. Oh, damn it. So he was, you, you shut him down. You were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you was, you shut him down. You were appearing on the media. Yeah, he just kind of flirting with me for two weeks

and then after that he started saying, I'm less than him. Oh, Scar, are you gay? In there? I mean, birds very attractive. But I'm super strange. He's in chat. Do you want, do you, would you want to talk to Scar?

I don't want to talk to him, but he can say whatever he wants to say. I want to actually explain it before. He just throws the accusation. All right, all right, Scar. Well, you have your peace. You were accused of something. I'll let you have your piece. That's only fair. Hey, can you hear me? Well, yeah, yeah, I can hear you. Okay. So, you must misinterpreted my, my high IQ trolling as me liking you because what I was doing was,

I always say, it's always time to keep trolling your clothes, but you didn't pay attention to that. No, I did. But what you did pay attention to was me saying that obviously since you touched me, you're my boyfriend, which I think is pretty cool. I didn't get what actually happened. What, these points are really hard. What happened? You just did me in a strip place. So obviously you're my boyfriend, right?

What do you mean molested? You walked right up to me, wrapped an arm around me and then put his hand over my dick and just like, how far over your dick? How far over my dick? No, he was like touching my dick. Oh, he's touching, I make a point to not touch penises, even not seeing her.

Oh, why did you do it? I didn't. You haven't seen? Could have been mistaken identity. Yeah, it have been a steak and identity? Yeah, could it have been me? No, I remember that it was him with his big old bullji eyes as long as that ugly profile. Damn, man.

He's an extremely attractive man. For scars. I'll give you some pretty attractive eyes. I don't want to be molested by some dude who's dating a fucking pedophile. Oh, okay. All right, get out of here. That'll be enough of that

Goodbye scar I Why can't control yourself that can't control that's why they left can't control yourself Yeah, well you lose when you do that I cannot believe what goes on in the fucking dick show, dick show listener. It's a very unhealthy place. Okay. This we're the two healthiest people. It seems like I know I built a, I built a community of six people. So I can feel that air. Long is in there saying I touched his dick and I will say he's the only exception.

Are you touching a long? Absolutely. So he's telling the truth. Yeah, dick grabbing going. Okay. Well, you know, corners? Absolutely. I love that. Are you telling the truth? Yeah, Dick grabbing going. Well, you know, it's a greeting in some countries. Hey, speaking of, get yourself a bag of Dix at newprojectbrew.com. What do you think of that?

Good. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good. Dix, bag of Dix. Do you have artwork and stuff or these things packaged? I got some artwork on Fiverr. Do you want to see it? I mean, yeah.

I'm Fiverrunk. Yeah, yeah. Pretty good. There you go. I mean, I want to see it? I mean, yeah. Yeah. I'm Fiverr, pretty good. There you go. I mean, I got to see what this stuff looks like. I've, the stuff I have from you is just like in, you know, from the roaster. Yeah, yeah.

Doesn't have anything to, you know, label Dick show on it. I got some, or new project brew or, yeah, I can't find it. I think I left the bag you gave me here last night, but we couldn't stop smelling it the whole night. It's great. It's fucking great. So it's, it's, um, if you get a 12 bag subscription, like if you describe it for the whole year, then it's 22 bucks a bag.

It's a lot cheaper. Um, because the credit card, the credit card charges, cuts into the, cuts into it so much. Like if you buy it, if you renew every month, that's why it's like that. In case anyone's wondering, if you set it to renew every month, it's more expensive than if you buy the whole year because of the fucking credit card. Yeah, that's the logo I got off fiber.

What do you think about that logo, Sean? That's incredible. I'm not using this logo, by the way, so you don't have to varnish your opinion. What do you think about this fiber? I gave them reference material too. I mean, it just doesn't look anything like you. Not sure who it looks like, but I'm not putting this on the back. Tapper designs made an awesome logo. Did they?

There we go. There you go. OK, let's get to some advice. After that meltdown from Scar, I can see why you love. OK, advice time. Hey, how do I ask my stoner friends if I can start smoking with them? I just found out my mom has stage for liver cancer

and combined with everything else recently, I've been getting overwhelmed and figured smoking some weed might help. I don't hang out with them very often, except for one who I'm around every day. So I was wondering how to ask him. How to ask. Have you ever asked to smoke weed with someone?

Right. Have you ever heard a fucking stoner like said, no, you can't smoke with us. I've never heard them go five minutes without trying to make you smoke with them. Right. Just didn't found the right strain. Yeah, you gotta go.

This is the easiest thing. Like they will be happy to smoke you out. Stunners, because they want everybody in the club. Actually, you should only go up to smoking circles as if you have never smoked weed before. Oh, yeah. And they'll smoke you out. For sure.

Go up is a very exclusive culture. Go up and do a little, hold your, bank your fingers like you're smoking a weed and just gesture. You don't say it outright. Don't just walk up and say, hey, guys, I'll have to you guys, I'm kind of stressed out.

I want to try out some weed. Just go like, walk up and go like, what? Make little sounds. Do it out, pantomime it. Like, go so, and then, whoa. Huh? Yeah.

Right here, like you're trying to communicate with a gorilla. Yeah. Yeah. What could be? Just give him some money. Don't smoke for free. Don't be an asshole. Advice for the indifferent little man, DJ.

Long time listener, first time writer. I need some advice. I am a five four, 25 year old kissless virgin that has never talked to a woman outside of work or school. I've never been bothered by not having any sort of relationship with a woman for it. And I've figured, hemorrhaging all of my expendable income and time just to come inside of a woman instead of the toilet once every few weeks is not worth it in my opinion. Okay. Well, but now I want to know how to do the thing that I feel is worthless.

Yeah. How do I do this worthless thing just to that's equivalent to a toilet woman. Instead of the toilet, are you coming in the, is that how you beat off over the fucking toilet? Yeah, that's a little home at my parents. I should. I'm pretty like, are you?

Yeah. Then you're looking at here. There's a usually a mirror there. So you're looking at, there's usually a mirror there, so you're kind of looking at yourself. That's weird. Do you think worth it's trying to get a girlfriend if I'm already indifferent towards having one? No.

Yeah. What do you mean? What kind of question is that? I'll see you, if you're only trying to get laid once every three weeks, you definitely don't need a girlfriend. Like, she's, I don't know. Well, you'll get trapped. You'll get stuck with one. What do you think, Sean? Or should I just keep focusing on my own personal hobbies?

I feel that if I don't at least do something now, but I will look back when I am older and regret the fact that I didn't fuck more bitches. Oh, don't worry. You'll regret that no matter what. That's true. That's true. Despite my current mindset, everyone regrets that male, female doesn't matter. You don't even have to be by if you haven't fucked as many hot shakes as you could have. You will regret it eventually. Or ugly ones, because like you look back and you're just like, none of that would have been a big deal. Yeah. Like any of those, yeah, no, totally true. As soon as you have any relationship and you're like,

ah, fuck, I wish I would have cheated on her. Okay. All right. I mean, that just me. I probably not just you. The woof flew combined with being a manlet has me pretty far down the hole. Well, so making the effort to find a woman

Will prove to be a herculean task if I choose There's a trans male. There's a trans male Jewish guy Lock your car in who will come over and probably just Reek of onion. Yeah, take a shit and then just fuck you. Fuck was that? Fuck you while complaining the whole time. That'll, so there's that. Um, but try to, yeah, I just do your hobbies. I'd, you know, it sounds like you want to get a girlfriend though. Like no offense, but it sounds like you just like can't process that you want a girlfriend.

Um, well, it just seems like you're more than, there are more than a toilet. They have evolved over millions of years to entertain you and flatter you and ingratiate themselves to you. So you provide food for them. Like that, they do more than a toilet. Just so you know, you don't have to,

if you don't have to make the choice between a toilet and a woman, slightly more, they contribute slightly more, they take a lot more than a toilet too, but 25, it's time to get started, little man. Join the club, join the miserable club with the rest of us. I say, my last advice was not well received, so I'll ask for better advice. I got an A plus certificate to try to get into the tech industry, but all the tech jobs

went, want college planning to go to college. Should I go to college, slash trade school, or continue working and look for better jobs? How relevant is networking with people to get a good job? First of all, just say you went to college. This is a very fucking easy solution. All these places want me to say, I went to college, or am I planning to? Yeah, then say that you went to college. This is a very fucking easy solution. All these places want me to say, I went to college, or am I planning to? Yeah, then say that you went to college. Put a fake email as the reference, or a fake phone number. Second, how relevant is networking with people to get a good job? It's 100% networking. Networking is incredibly important.

Yeah. What you know means nothing. Yeah, probably the incredibly important. Yeah. What you know means nothing. Yeah, probably the most important thing. Mm-hmm. Because the person hiring you has no way of knowing if you know it or not. Not their job. I have three mental conditions that motivate me to be by self for the most part.

High functioning autism, I can't visualize. I mostly do not have an inner voice. Should I learn to work around these things to be normal, or should I commit to being alone mostly? I think you could give it, give normal a shot. Yeah, I commit to being alone, I don't understand. Why is it always all or nothing? Just like do stuff, like do stuff.

Well, no, no, that's what people do that stuff. Should I, this or that, there's nothing else. If you happen to, you know, through living your life, meet a girl, you think you might be interested in, give it a shot. Give it a shot. You don't got to go out of your way now. You know, things happen.

I bet the high functioning autism has a plethora of things you might be able to lessen the annoyance of. So maybe pick a couple. Give it a shot. Aaron, how do I reach, how do I meet rich men? I'm trying to figure out how to meet and socialize with wealthy people. Also, by the way, there's lots of hot, high functioning

autistic girls out there. So like, you know, I feel like- A lot of guys get hung up in there. Autistic. Autistic. I mean, we'd love to be very autistic girls. People fake get hung up in there autistic. I mean, we love the very autistic girls. People faking it, people actually autistic. Yeah.

Or people are just quirky. Where are the autistic girls? All over the internet, if you're on the internet as a girl, high chance of autism, I'm just saying. Probably true. That seems like it would be true. Yeah, why the fuck would they be on it, other words? It's harder to detect in women because they kind of, women are treated differently by society,

they learn to adapt differently to de autism, but they're usually more quiet than the type to be obviously autistic. But yeah, man, if there are, you know, there are girls out there specifically for you guys. So, you know, not very many of them though. But the guys aren't even trying. So how many autistic guys are there? Like, I mean, I can't imagine there's like an off balance between the two, right? Like are there more autistic men than women period or I don't know. I think. Just from what I remember reading, I think it's more diagnosed in boys than girls. Yeah. I don't know if it's like crazy offset, but I think, yeah. I just feel like a lot of these guys, especially listeners to this show, like think that there is just no girl who is like them. And it's like, well,

there's girls who listen to this show hook up with them, you know, like before Shonda. Somebody who has got my current relationship through this show hook up with them, you know, like before Shonda, who's, as somebody who has got my current relationship through this show more or less, I know about Bird because of him being on the show. She, she heard of me because of the protest, that one. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was fun. That was a lot of fun.

I just always think it's strange when there's like a bunch of people in a community together who are all like, I really need a partner and it's like, well, turn around and look at each other. Like you're all right there in the same spot. And you have the common, yeah, you're already, you already have a lot are all like, I really need a partner and it's like, well, turn around and look at each other. Like you're all right there in the same spot. And you have the common, you're already, you already have a lot in common. Right. I always want to find like a girl version of whatever this is,

but in the girl world and then we could have a live show together like a junior high dance where everybody stays on the wall, both sides, I don't know if that exists though. I wanna create that. The Vag show. I wanna make it girl, the girl version of that. Do you have a girl fans?

What happened to you? I happened to be a community after your transition. Back when I was a brony celebrity, I had like a 55% female audience going by YouTube metrics. It went down to like 15% as an anime YouTuber. Since transitioning, I haven't really found my footing as a YouTuber to really, you know, determine. But I would like to have a more balanced audience again.

And I thought about doing a show kind of like a like Kathie Lee and Hota type show with another girl who I know. I think that would be fun. Just like a catty drunken morning show. You know, that kind of thing. Oh, but yeah, yeah, I like it. Where did I go here? My initial thought was to go to a Saturday. Oh, I'm trying to figure out how to meet and socialize with wealthy people. My initial thought was to go to a Saturday service, but there are no synagogues in my area. Great. I'm not far from LA. You know, there is a Jewish trans male who will drive up and they'll drive four hours.

I'm not far from LA, so I'm thinking of going to open auditions to meet some people. Oh, the wealthiest people are going to open auditions in Los Angeles. They're just, they love wasting three hours of their day because they have so much going on. Yeah, I do not care to be an actor,

but I think if I can find privileged people whose parents can get me a job, they you are. Give it a shot. Just do shift for free. Rich people love free work. Hey, I'm doing, I'll do it for free. Oh, yeah. Okay, you can work with me forever. My initial plan was to go to college for an engineering degree that I was getting for free, but the rules changed to COVID and now I have to pay a lot for it. I worked at a subway for a little bit recently, but I feel like I should spend time doing anything else. I only met old women and fat Latinas, all of whom were poor.

I tried doing mechanic stuff, but I'm not made for that. Right now, I'm teaching myself web design. Let's share it up to these days. Anybody know? From Subway? I see in prison? I think so. I think he's in prison. Okay, yeah, buddy, do ship for free.

blah blah blah. All right, that's enough advice. What do you think, Sean? Boys, males? Sure. What do you think about life in general? All right, everybody. Hover rated.

It is. Just barely enough to keep you around. No one expect any more than that. All right, everybody, overrated. It is just barely enough to keep you around. No, I don't expect any more than that. All right, everybody, this is the Dixia. What makes you a rage B? Oh, I don't even want to see a rage. I don't even want to see a rage. Oh, she is.

This is really annoying tendency to if a door is closed, she will come in the room and then leave the room with the door open. Oh yeah. And let's start a fight. Yeah, leaving the door open? Yeah, if it was closed then you want it to be closed on her way out. Like show wake up an hour before I am and I'm in my underwear and then she'll just leave the door wide open. And so I wake up and it's like, I don't want busy to see me naked.

Oh, okay. Right. Okay. Closer door. Yeah, close the door wide open. And so I wake up and it's like, oh, I don't want Vizzy to see me naked. Oh, okay. Right. Okay. Close the door. Yeah, close the door. I had to bed. I've told her enough time, so I figured I had to bring it up on the show

for her to actually. That'll work. Yeah, it'll turn a light on. Yeah, that's great. Okay. Fade you got any other. I was surprised enough that was your one that I was like, oh, okay, I guess I really need to not

fuck that. He's probably, I really dodged a bullet. He's clearly not thinking of the other stuff that's worse. You got any? Yeah, that too. Oh, what makes me a rage? The latest thing that was making me a rage was, I guess, just having to wear masks for eight straight hours

on multiple flights and struggling to breathe in it. And like I started developing a habit of just like, just kind of holding the mask in front of my face. Cause at least I can breathe then and nobody's gonna give me anything about it. But yeah, it was funny when we got in the car with my mom. She's like, so her dad has had all his COVID shots. My dad's had like half of them. She hasn't qualified yet. So she's like, maybe we dad has had all his COVID shots. My dad's had like half of them.

She hasn't qualified yet. So she's like, maybe we'll have to wear a mask when I'm in the car with my mom. But then we start smoking and passing joints around and just coughing ridiculously. I'm like, mom, this is- Oh, that's all over, but the- Are you pretending to wear a mask with the anywhere?

Like, you're fucked. Have you seen the people who are bent out of shape at the line cutters? Have you heard people getting screent so the vaccine that some of us just don't want, right? By the way, the guy who prints the vaccine cards sent me the PDF. Oh, so I'm just going to go print like a box of them and give them out and get them. It's all how I'm written.

Yeah, how is that not easily just counterfeitable? Yeah. The people who are forcing us to get them, I would never get a vaccine, just because I don't care. I wouldn't do it. Yeah. Yeah. I was fine.

So I don't keep flu shots. I might, but then three months goes by and it's like, oh wow. Right, right, right. Um, they're now mad at you for getting in early because they think you're like stealing in their mind. I don't know if they're mad because they don't have it and they're following the rules. You mean when, uh, well, wait a minute, do you mean like when people go to pharmacies near the end of the day and they're gonna,

they have extras and they're gonna throw them out? Yeah, they're mad at line cutters, people getting it early in any way. No, that's bullshit, because they are not allowed to. It's so transparent, the way these just go to the fuckers are. I wanna make sure we're talking about the same thing because any kind of getting it early, any kind.

That's fucking stupid. Yeah, we want you to get it, but not yet. But when we do, and we follow every rule like God You're just and how is other people? It's the continued tyranny of judgment and Expectation of your peers of all of our peers that traps us in hell and it will always be that way until you until we're willing to Fist fight and intimidate our neighbors over anything. Yeah, right. Anything. If any slight infraction of what I want and what I want to do today,

any slight hindrance of that, until we are ready to fist fight immediately. There's gonna be all this fucking resentment and bitching and lobbing, yeah. God, it's just like, it's like living with animals. I fucking hated. Hey, everybody, this is Benedict Show, page on our website to talk so soon, excuse me.

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There he is. There's Matt. Hey, Matt, are you there, fuckface? Hey, what's up, Diggit Charon. What's up? Hey, what's up, dig a child, what's up? Hey, what are you doing? What did you, so, so Matt found out that that chick that he called, remember that chick he called to talk about? I'm being outed for my sexuality as a Cuomo sexuals, what's happening? Yeah, he's being outed as a Cuomo sexual, like me.

We pray on women who get within grabbing distance of us. That's our sexuality. We will stab at your boobs and make sexual advances on you. That's a guarantee. But we're telling you, it will be, it's not, you know, it's not any kind of taking advantage. It's not any kind of, it's not any kind of like a crime that I'm describing.

We are just very sexually aroused. Got it. And we will make our intentions clear to me in mad fuck face. I see. The girl that you called in about a year ago, you found out that she's been what, talking about you constantly for the last year?

Yeah, she's basically been not only talking about me constantly, but like, like she's been bitching to all my friends about how I was, I guess trying to make moves on her and acting it appropriately and all this nonsense. And just, I don't know, like it's like mostly entirely made up bullshit, like totally lying. For a year? I don't know, like it's like mostly entirely made up bullshit, like totally lying.

For a year. I don't know if it wasn't true, but. What kind of made up stuff? No, just like saying, like, oh, I try to make moves on her. At all, I like try to grab her hand this one time and saying shit like that to like all my friends. Did you try to grab her hand? That's cool.

No, I actually didn't. Not that that would be like some sort of awful thing, but no, I didn't even do that. I obviously wish I was like, you know, more forward with it, both. Yeah, she clearly wants you to be. She's making up a fucking fantasy in her head. I was gonna say the same thing.

And she knows it'll get back to you. Chicks don't just gossip knowing it's not gonna get back to you. You just tell, weren't you all of your friends assholes too. Yeah, all his friends are assholes. Literally none of them, like only one of my friends told me about it. And it wasn't it was like my friends, like one of my friends girlfriends felt bad because I guess, because all the girls have a group chat where they talk,

they literally have a group chat where they talk shit about me. And she felt bad. She's like, listen, I'm gonna tell you about this because it's like, damn it, some of them I was like how to cool like nothing but like I you know I'm cordial with it's like I didn't have any problems with them but it's like oh yeah he's like a worthless piece shit or shit like that or oh my god Jesus tiny obnoxious little asshole was my favorite comment so you gotta fuck all of them now. You got to fuck her. And then go through that group list, like cross them off one by one. Fuck every single one of them. What are you going to do about this girl?

Are you going to hit her up? I don't know. I don't really want anything to do with her, honestly. Oh really? To be honest, I think I could do better. I think my standards should be a little higher, to be honest. She's very painfully average looking, actually. Oh, really?

I think I can hear you. Does she listen to the show? Is she going to listen to your Colin? Well, probably not, but you know, on the off chance that, you know, whatever. All right, I think you could do better. But we're waiting on you. Yeah, my favorite comment that somebody leaked from her

was she's asking, if you need any indication of how greatly intelligent she is. It was two days after the Capitol riot or whatever. I see her asking, do you think Matt's like fully atropper? Like, bitch, it took you like what, like how many years of knowing me and you're still like up in the air on that one? Like dumb bitch. I don't know.

All right, back face, get out of here. You could do better. All right. Get it hurry up and get the job done. A bunch of drama. We're waiting on you to release those episodes. The lost forever. There's two episodes waiting on his ass.

That's right. On his cock, I mean. All right, let's see here. Hey dude, who's Sean? He's gonna make me rage. The new coming to America film. I tried to give it a shot. I, do you see Sean? He's going to make me rage. The new coming to America film. I tried to give it a shot. I knew that it would probably be true.

I just heard it too whenever I came into it. But watching it, I'm pretty much halfway in and not only is it like a Disney film, it's just got awful. Apparently it really is like black feminists, the movie because they're constantly just preaching. Just screaming, you know, just like various things throughout the whole film. They're really bad jokes. It's Leslie Jones in movie two. Do you see me like, ruined it?

Screaming for five hours. No, I had to stop it there. I just could take it. I couldn't take her. Yeah, it sympathized more so with the trashy side, which is what you know, Leslie Jones is and not with the royal side. I mean, you know, I don't know if anybody says that he really enjoyed it. They need to have an exam. I heard no one do it was in a good ad a good idea. Yeah. And everybody seems totally competent and funny.

I mean, you know, there's just one new addition is his son. Like he had, so Leslie Jones, Murphy, else the son. Yeah. Leslie Jones rapes him. Date, it turns out she had raped him in the 80s when he was in America. She date raped him. And he had a son with her. Now he learns about and he's trying to get the son.

What have been fucking perfect except she, Leslie Jones comes with him and just ruins the movie. Screeching uncontrollably in every fucking scene and is a rapist. Like she's in, she's a rapist in every scene in the movie and no one is acting like with the way they would around a great best. But she's just so abrasive and terrible. She ruins the fucking movie. She should never be filmed again.

She should never be allowed to be filmed again. And it's so sad. I don't watch it. And then there's a joke about a guy applying it, the Duke brothers, they ruined two movies with it. There's a guy applies to work at a place called the Duke brothers and they make a joke like the Duke brothers founded it. From what is the trading places? Trading places. Which implies that those guys rebuilt a company and were successful after the first

movie, because they were totally dead. They were totally done. Right. Two movies in one, ruined. Horrible, Sean. It's horrible. It's worse than I've heard. It's just terrible. I've heard no positive reviews of that movie. I think it's free. Yeah, free is your money back. Free is too much. Yeah. Not worth the time. Hey, Dave Brennan, we're totally reminded this weekend coming up. It's fucking daylight Yeah, free is your money back free is too much. Yeah Not worth the time Reminder this weekend coming up. It's fucking daylight Losing an hour

Is right thanks buddy. That should Thank you, what happened right when I was cresting your toilet full of Bam it was one o'clock yep lost an hour of vomit Okay And bam, it was one o'clock. Yep. Lost an hour of vomit. OK. Big and Sean. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking for a backpack.

And I can't find a backpack for like, you know, a regular human being without it being some stupid ass gimmick and I don't like it and it's like a couple different backpack sections in big box stores like the kids backpacks and there's like back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back dictionary dot com property backpacks no regular what happens is like basic functional shit i just can't get a cup of coffee no

old-fashioned coffee over here some of the started with a fucking flavored ice tea you know making a back stopping in the kids section. Oh Probably that yeah Watch yourself I had a bad guy on that just school middle school I was always just like hey, do you want a what kind of backpack? He's back or jansper right?

Right, you want to, what kind of back? Like, do you want to use back or Jansport? Right. Do you want to be black? That's right. Blue, green. And then maybe if you're a weird fuck, you will take from a weird comic book back then. Oh, yeah. I'm at fault for this. I had Pokemon bag back off of the entry school.

And Compark and Blue School in your way. Lincoln Park. Yeah, Lincoln Park messin' your bag. So if you're used to people, you're used to people of screaming at you. Pokemon background or maybe it was cool when you were no, when you were kids, not well, not for the amount of time I wore it up till last week. What is that? Oh, yeah.

Hey, dick. Oh, right. So good morning. It's Saturday. I'm trying to sleep in and I'm like, you know, enjoying my Saturday morning. The morning go up and she's like getting ready for some unamed photo shoot that all LA girls do for some reason for whatever reason Attention and looking at somebody else. Yeah, she's getting Fuck away. I'm just chilling over here. She's getting fucked while you're leaving this message To my to my to the bed Up and she's like dripping com you know

she sound like god damn I don't know what fucking depends what are you going to have me to do I'm not just going to say yes and give you a blank check for me to like look all your

shirts and the cars something like that you say no and it's just like just tell me just ask me just ask me what you want me to do because you know nine times out of ten I'll just do it. I'll just fucking do it because I'm not. I'm a nice guy I guess or I'm a bit down here.

But you all just do it but like when you ask me can you do me a favor. Makes me think something bad is coming. I get filled. Can you watch this guy's dog while I go? Oh my fucking dang it. I'm about to get up right now. I just like you can say yes and then change your mind after you hear it. I'm a little more costly. I'm like I did. I'm like what is it? What do you want me to do? And she gets like I don't know she'll get mad. And you know what? We can just we can just skip all the shit we can skip all shit just say what you want what you want

I'll probably do it you can just just say it all right anyway go fuck yourself so just saying in general did or was this a specific situation and did we not find out what the fuck she wanted him to do it was god damn it a cock teasing asshole see then if they get really smart they'll say cock teasing asshole. See, if they get really smart, they'll say, say, yes, for me. Can I ask you a favor? You got two, yes is in. What no man on earth is gonna give you a no next

or whatever you're asking. Very manipulative and tricky these women are, especially in the morning. Okay, here we go. Hey, Jake, hey Sean. Here's what I don't get, man. You knew, I guess what I don't get, man. New, I guess, like, feminine film or female lead film, that I see, like, first off, there was that Wonder Woman film, and then there was, like, you know, Captain Marvel, and

then now it's just coming to America film. And they seem to have, like, his weird ass, like, fucking, you know, viewpoints are like, fucking soap boxes that they stand on and they spend a good part of the film like they like, oh yeah, it's so bad that- I didn't know coming to America I think that's like a real feminist rant to it. You know, I have even, I know nothing about the plot.

It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. But- It should be. It should be. But then they can't, but then they just overlook on actual real issues or whatever they're doing. Both the Wonder Woman film and the coming to America film have the main

character, have a good guy rape the other person. In Wonder Woman, it was the whole like, she raped that guy. That was just weird. It was sharing the body and coming to America, if even openly stated, yeah, Leslie Jones date raped, drugged and date raped, fucking Andy Murphy. And it's totally fine. Rape only works one way. By the way, there's child bolsters in your name.

You know, that's what everybody's saying. Yeah. You know, and it's so mean to not have a queen or something. I don't fucking know. They don't ever queen or something. I don't fucking know. They don't ever watch these films. I don't understand why they have. They're going to be you over the head over one point, but then totally gloss over like, you know, the rapes.

Shit, that happens. I don't know. It sucks because I think the Leslie Jones day rape would have been fun. Like the actual king would have said, oh, I didn't know about that. Yeah, she's she's being so obnoxious, bring her to Zamunda and then had her killed. So like, oh, yeah, you raped me. You're, yeah, executed her. And then somebody would have begged her drag drop stage and that would have been it.

That's hilarious. Yeah. Everybody wanted to see that. Yeah. Oh, where are you taking? Where you dad, where you taking my mom? Well, she raped me. We're beheading her.

Welcome to Africa. I'm the king. Put instead, she's just there. There to annoy you, the whole rest of the movie when she could have been killed off in the first 10. So satisfying. That could have just been the trailer. Leslie Johns getting killed. One more, one more, and then we're done.

Hey, Dick, hey Sean, it's your old pal D.P. What's up D.P.? What makes me a rage is bloomer questions. They usually don't raise about rumors, but this one fucking pisses me off. It's 65 degrees out, not two below, not zero, or anything like that, 65 degrees. I'm walking, short-term, I can be sure. 65 is bigger than zero.

And this fucking geriatric piece of shit says, where's your coat, and I get it every time. I'm not trying to go out there, I'm proving myself, it's T-shirt, whatever. It's not Texas where it's fucking humid, there and prove myself it's t-shirt weather. It's not Texas words. It's nice and dry t-shirt. I finally got taken to it. It's at home. That's where I keep all the clothes I'm not wearing. And he says, you're a public servant. You know, you answered a man. You're a public servant. Yeah, but what? It makes me a fucking rage.

I'm a dad, check that. And he how? Why is he? Bro, because now old people think that they have a say in whether you were, you get sick or not. Now that being sick is a community utility. Okay. Every old person has a, every old person and woman now has a say in what you do.

You better get some sleep. I think you've had too much, you need to put a coat on. You're getting all of my sick. Oh God, fuck you. Shit. Ah. 65 is, I love 65 degrees.

Does I wear, I would not put a coat on in 65 degrees unless it's fucking raining? That's fine, that's nice and cool weather. I'm always fucking hot. So that's perfect. I'm not fucking wearing a coat. It's none of your goddamn business where my coat is. I'm getting sick on purpose. And old people fucking their skin gets thin. So they're fucking cold all the time. Yeah. It's a you problem. All right. You're all bastard. I'm 250. Break up. Do you have any sites you want to plug? Break a hip.

250 break down do you have any sites you want to plug break a hip? Yeah, my my sub stack golden witch dot sub stack what is the sub stack? So sub stack is another patreon alternative type of thing, but it's it's more of a blog like basically a Subscription based blog that's what that is either free posts or locked posts and then like have people subscribe to get the locked posts Okay, you can also upload podcast straight to it and it'll post all the feeds everywhere. So yeah, I made one just to start writing articles because that's like more than anything I'm a writer, you know, at the core. So I'm a writer. Yeah.

I can't, I can't not hear that. It's exactly what I was thinking. I was like, oh, does somebody have a drop? But yeah, so yeah, I just was like, let me try this thing out. And as soon as I started it, I got a ton of signups. So I was like, this is where it's going to be. That's cool.

I would say some stack and only fans, both I kind of like more than Patreon. This is a call out to Patreon. Y'all have not really advanced in any meaningful ways. And there's new stuff coming up under them that's doing better. This is shit. The app still broke as fuck.

Right. There's an app. I didn't even know there was a Patreon app. I can't edit shit anymore. I wouldn't try. Oh, yeah. Here's one thing I want to know. Oh, and also, Substack lets you do either like monthly or yearly subscriptions.

So like, they're recommended numbers like $7 a month, $70 for a year. And I, so I got a bunch of year longs right off the bat also very cool to have that is cool. The golden golden which that sub stack dot com was that from golden which is so i've been using my my music has been released under the name trial of the golden which for a long time which comes from anime series and. from an anime series. And I found out incidentally, because I had not read the whole source material that the anime comes from, that the character, the golden witch is a trans woman, and I hadn't even realized.

So I was like, oh, perfect, I'll just make that the name I use everywhere. It's easy. How old is this whole, well, it's like what, manga or comic or like, how old is that? Like, well, when did they start doing trans Like, when did they start doing trans stuff?

When did they start doing trans stuff? I don't know if it's that they explicitly use the terminology like trans. It's more like she's just was born a boy and now. How there's such a good joke right there if I could just say slurs like, I, well you can't. Dance.

God. How's the trans thing working out for you? Really well. Really well. Yeah. All right. transplanting working out for you? Really well. Really well. I'm, yeah. All right. I feel like a person. Check it in.

In a way I never feel like a person. Yeah. How? Well, like, my whole life basically, I never really knew how to present myself in a way that's like, like when I was growing up, I was very effeminate. And people made fun of me for it. So I tried to be more of a guy to fit in as a guy.

And I just, I don't know if I don't think I ever did that. Made fun of somebody. For like acting. I remember, yeah, I remember. I remember people like, you know, if you, you know, you ran, you throw like a girl, or you ran like a girl, or you know, like I don't know, I don't remember making fun of

or even being in a group that were like made fun of somebody just for like their mannerisms or something. I think I would have had an easier time if I had just hung out with girls as a kid because like in my mind I was like, well I'm not a girl, I'm a boy. So it's like, boys were like, you're not a boy. And girls are like, you are a girl, but I won't admit that.

So like eventually once I sort of changed my mind I was like, no the girls girl, but I won't admit that. So like, eventually once I sort of changed my mind, it was like, no, the girls were right. I'm one of them. And like, that helped me to switch that. All right. Well, good man. Keep out of that. Good, good man.

Well, sorry. Good job. Shancho transition. You give a shot. Give it a shot. Yeah. I'm bored. I was being bored.

I was being a male working out for you for 40 years. You know, it's been fine. We're at the same fucking close all the time. I like that. That's the biggest thing I've ever seen. I never do that until this fucking show. I know you can't change. Yeah.

Feel that way about my hair. I literally bought like a fuck. I can't come out here. Fuck ton of black V-necks because it became a thing. They're getting a little loose. You have a good body. You should wear tender shirts. Uh They're getting a little loose. You have a good body. You should wear tighter shirts. I don't think it's a floppy.

No, it's, this is a fairly, You can get a tighter shirt. It's a fairly new shirt. You should get one of those Instagram ads where they talk about. Lockdown hasn't been like kind to me with I've been, dude, I've been fucking, my eating is out of control. Really? Yeah.

What's the last thing you had? We got, well, I'll tell you just kind of what my habits have control. Really? Yeah. What's the last thing you had? Well, I'll tell you just kind of what my habits have been, right? Yeah. You know, we're going to do, are you hungry with patty sea cubs next week? We're going to rate you. Oh, that's wonderful. Well, the girlfriend says, hey, why don't we get a, there's a great empanada place.

That's like, oh, yeah. Which, if you don't know what an empanada is, they're like, they're like Argentinian hot pockets. Yeah. And if you don't know what an impanada is, they're like Argentinian hot pockets. Yeah. If you don't know what Argentina is, it's a country in South America. Yeah. Very, very friendly to the Nazis. A lot of you would,

yeah, everybody in this audience, yeah, it would be very at home now. Just kidding. So like we got to, it's like, oh, we can, you know, have some now, have some later, whatever. Just down sitting watching TV. Dude, I dude I ate 10 like like it was a nothing like 10 that's 10 fucking hot pockets I sat there in a single sitting in eight ten hot pockets. It's like

No shit, you're gonna get a big like you're gonna turn into like a Sylvester Stallone looking mother bug I don't know making it like I'm, dude, I eat because I'm bored. I eat because I'm working at home. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad, man. My parents got me. No self control. My parents got me a bag of popcorn from like,

it's placed in Lincoln and Brasca that makes amazing popcorn. Yeah. It's just soaked in like orange cheddar cheese. Oh, exactly, okay. The real, my favorite. I ate, they gave it to me. Like, they were really good. Oh, exactly. Okay. They were real. My favorite. I ate, they gave it to me.

I ate the entire fucking bag. And then the next time I went to their house, I ate their entire bag. Yeah. Like, oh, my fucking god. Yeah. Yeah. I said, I sat, aides girl down, like, look, honey, I got it. I got it either stopped drinking or just stopped eating everything in the house. When I'm drunk, she's like, honey, I got it. I got it either stop drinking or just stop eating everything in the house.

When I'm drunk, she's like, okay, I got you. Start drinking a little bit that night, not comes on the door. She's like, oh, I just ordered some donuts from down. I think, what are you, you bitch, you monster. Why would you know I'm gonna eat them all? I just like, I just wanted some donuts. I got four. Let's see, she can, because I wanted to try all of them.

It's so fun. Why do they do that? They cut them into the way. And they don't even eat a whole donut and then you demolish the box. I didn't, I think I ate. It's to keep you fucking, it's trying to make you want to attract

if so you don't go anywhere else. Yes, it is. Well, I learned how to use Snapchat filters, so fuck her. I got Kramer's meat slicer. I go for him's always like, you know, you don't have to eat everything, right? Or you can save some for later. I was like, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

You don't have to not know how anything works. So you wanna play that game with me? Get outta here. Go get me another donut. All right, goodbye everybody. So yeah, thank you. Got it, a pizza list. Me too.

You did too? Yeah. Oh, I can still taste it. Would you just make me one more pizza? That's right. Pizza was. Me too. You did too?

Yeah. I can still taste it. Would you just make me one more pizza? That's right.