The Dick Show - Episode 251 - Dick on the $4,000 Crossover

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

Farm to table wh*res, #StopAsianWeight, the dangers of hand-rolled cigarettes, the legendary $4,000 Maddox and Patty C-Cups crossover, artist George Alexopolous calls in, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" with clips from "Are You Hungry?", the chances someone with COVID goes to the hospital, the 10,000 black men murdered by police every year, heroin addicts in the military, Cuties 2, and the best voicemail we've ever had; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

All right, that's it for the technical difficulties. Carl's calling in, we all know that Carl's always smooth, snow technical issues at all. Smooth. When it comes to Carl, he's always. He's professional. Sailing professional. What do you think of my fans speaking of professionals? I think it's going to look good as soon as you take all the air out of it.

It's just a frame. See, that's the, that's the, that's the job. All I see. Yeah, it's just a, it's going to look at what's the, what's the finish going to be? Is it going to be just slightly, like, yeah, you know, you see any air space in between or like, yeah, it's going to match the neighbor's fence perfectly, but look newer. Right. So that's kind of like a car to it. Somebody's going to smash into it in a moment's notice. Yeah. No, that's exactly how I pictured it. It's gonna be good. Well, you gotta, you gotta let the dog

in the front yard and not have to watch it. Yeah, I think, well, actually I was gonna kick the girlfriend into the front yard. I mean, the dog are gonna hang out in the house. Okay, well, I broke this off for you. I said I have a nice little area where I could go. There's a couple of this, so you could lay by your dish. You could lay by your dish. You could fire dish.

Not full of any food, of course. Yeah, right. You wouldn't want that. No, no free feeding in this house. You could graze on the weeds out there. Yeah, you could pick the weeds. Right. Eat what you pick.

Something useful. It's a girlfriend ranch. You send your wife. Yeah. After she gives birth, you send her out to my ranch where you can, they can just mow through the weeds. Right. Eat what you pick, like a goat.

Yeah. Funny. It's like one of those, you pick your own pump, you cut your own Christmas tree. The milk weed's getting a little out of control out there. You might have taken care of that in the, in the thistle. I think that I'm just going to keep making additions to my house, like the Winchester mansion, because of the content and the aggravation that it gives me for the show.

Yeah. I'm smiling number two. I wonder how the next question was gonna be, who's doing it? Well, you know, so I went on Yelp to get the guy, to build my fence. Yeah. And for some reason, the guy that had zero reviews was the one

you had the lowest quote. I don't know why that, you know, they've got this reviewing system where you can review the people can review them and say they did a good job. They didn't fuck me over when they showed up. They didn't like change the quote suddenly when they got here. It's time to do it. And I told all the other contractors that go fuck themselves and said, this quote is triple what the other guy says, what do you guys? Do you think I'm some kind of a sucker? Do I look like a little girl and you're Jeffrey Epstein and you're going to rape me with this quote that you just gave me for a very creative way to really put the screws to him. Who am I? Who are you? Did you, bro? And I'm, oh, no, no, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. And I'm an adult man, was what I was gonna say,

was what I was gonna say. Are you going to the mall later today? So I bring him out here and he says, oh, oh, by the way, I know that quote that you signed, I didn't include the price of the stain. That's perfectly understandable. How much is that gonna be? And I said, what?

For paint? So you're getting natural wood. So, well, he goes, oh, you know what? Just for you though, because it was my mess up, I'm gonna cut it in half. I'm gonna cut that number in half. And I said, well, I mean, I didn't, that's, I had no idea what it was gonna be

before he showed it to me. So that should mean nothing to me. But now it's totally palatable. Yeah, to me, because I'm a fucking idiot, right? That's how, I mean, just how it works. You're gonna come in that deal, are you? Yeah. Buddy.

Yeah, that's, I mean, I appreciate it. And he goes, well, you know, also an hour later, I get a knock on the door. Hey, senior, you know, I'm thinking, did you want both sides of the fence painted? Because really, I think we should only paint the one side. Right, he said, that's funny because it was, the price was half off.

And now you've come in and said, it's half off the paint too. Yeah, how about half off of that? You want to do it for a quarter? Hey, dick. Endless. It's endless. So I got him lunch and I come back and I said, well, here's half your lunch. Yeah! How are you?

Welcome to dick. You want to get in, you get in, you get in, you get in, you get in, it's a show. It's a contest going to be a live room. I'm BurgerDee, but it's a hard to assume. You fail. You have me. How sick. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hello dick. What's up buddy? Thank you for joining us with this very unhealthy program. Thank you for not killing yourself Or anybody else I should say right or anybody Just more likely thank you all you ferns who listen to this show for not killing any horrors this week. Oh my god

Thank you for not killing any horrors. They're horrible related news going on. The hovers are, Sean, hoars are a precious natural resource. On parade. Do you know how hard it is to get a whore, to bring her from farm to table, to bring a whore from the farm, a whore farm, the ass farm to the massage table? Do you know how hard that is? Takes a village. Women takes a village of criminals. It takes a entire cartel.

Right, right. Women don't want to work number one, and they don't want to have sex number two, and both of those things are illegal for them to do. So you can imagine the great difficulty involved in bringing a whore from the ass farm to the massage table. And you just, you go and selfishly, in bringing a whore from the ass farm to the massage table. And you go and selfishly, a lunatic goes some in-cell lunatic goes and selfishly blows them

away. Oh, okay. Blows them away. Yeah. For what reason you might be asking because they're Asian. That's why. That's why. In his own words, absolutely not.

No, in his own words, well, no, because I'm like the guy, they arrest a guy. You never seen that movie seven? I'm basically that guy. I see, I see like sins being put on display and committed. And I'm like, you know, I gotta, God's telling me to put a stop to that shit. You remember the movie seven?

Yes. Remember the movie seven? The media hears that and says, I can't believe it. The guys killed all those horse, because they were Asian. How, yeah, I mean, how, that seemed to be where everybody just jumped to.

Oh, everybody, everybody. Everybody. Yeah, everybody by way of the media. I have to do our, like, performatively retarded. I haven't done a performative retardation. It's what is on TV these, is the news. I have heard about this. I have not, again, I've been so busy.

I have not read an actual story on this. Seven Hours. So, I'm going to going to a couple to a couple of massage parlors or whatever. There's one I think was just one of your niggas. So you said some cool line. Yeah, put your hands up something like that.

That's not funny. Uh, I think even bother live stream and at this one executed them all's poor horrors and imagine to be a horrors when they pride in your horring in the media makes it about your, your asianness. We did this whole thing about stop Asian hate last week. Remember?

Well, you have an Asian hate. Oh, oh, oh, you found some. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the only thing I've, oh, wow. I was right there. Was when, was when Corona first came over. Like, people are like, I'm not going to Chinese restaurants. I'm not like, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And then I'm not even doing this anymore. I'm not even going dirty knees, look at these. I just go look at these. I haven't, I don't do the rest of that rhyme anymore. It hasn't been, it hasn't been in the news. It, nothing, I haven't heard anything about Asian hate since Corona first came over. Well, well, well, it's back. So what is he, what did, has he made statements? Has he, you know, is there more kind of killed them? Because they're

so, it's like a biblical thing. Yeah. I mean, he's, yeah. Well, it's like, he's like an in-self thing, which is the first, which is, believe me, which is the first place my brain would go. I go, oh, he's fucking, he's probably one of those like in the days guys. He's probably a Jesus freak. He's probably, you know, he's a freak. I winny it. Whatever. I wouldn't think immediately. Unless I see it, unless I see a guy walk up to a, to a synagogue with a swastika tattooed on him and a weapon. There's no Asians in synagogues. We're talking about it. No, I'm probably that's that's when I go, oh, it's because they're this. Yeah.

I mean, Jewish people get killed. Yeah. I fell. I mean, you probably a woman gets killed. It wasn't be served at let's play family feud. That woman's gets killed. Why did the guy kill her? Uh-oh, cause of her race.

Survey says, baaah, go sit down. Probably not. Go sit down. Here we go with Dick and Sean for the steal. Uh, it's cause he didn't fuck her, Steve. Oh my god. Oh my god. Cause he, can we, did he, didn't fuck her?

You said, let's see, didn't fuck her. Ding. Reason one, two, three, four, five. That's not how that game works out. Did he didn't fuck her? You said let's see didn't fuck her ding reason one two three four five It's not how that game works though. They only have one reason Sound like that's the joke you're right Comedy stop Asian weight. Oh stop Asian weight. What do you mean about that? Uh, not bad look at this This is sports illustrated sports illustrated swimsuit edition. It's like a like a freak show every year now. Sports illustrated. People just I would want to say that they can't rip over each other

to virtue signal it. It is so embarrassing. Oh, we detected an attempt at no, that wasn't me in Moscow. Fuck, I clicked yes already. Well, all right. Looks like I'm getting hacked. What in the fuck is this? We went on some Russian show. Now you're a, now you're an agent. Why am I, why am I, uh, look at that, you're on a Russian rotor pack. How hacked am I here? Fucking hacked.

Very hacked. Very hacked. Very hacked. I don't know what that is. Unhealthfully hacked. Yeah, that's a super hacked. Yo. All right, well, everybody, if I'm doing weird stuff on Instagram, it is. Unhealthfully hacked. Yeah, that's a super hack. Yo. All right, well, everybody, if I'm doing weird stuff

on Instagram, it's because I just got hacked. Oh, boy, that's like a license to fucking. Yeah. Wait, I'm sending any DMs to women. Those are real, but if any kind of weird stuff to men or whatever, look at this. Oh, man, look at this. The Nishi Ma Roo was sent out and roped a big one.

They brought her back in and put her on. Sports illustrated, momma, oh look at this. These thighs are filtered to add cellulite. They have a special filter for models. For regular brods, they slim it down. They whack this thing off with a cleaver. But if you're a model and you wanna be put in a bikini, then they add about a hundred pounds onto you before you.

Look at this bow. Somebody actually thought, I know what would make this monster. Look, look, I know what to put on this sail, a gigantic bow. Now to really bring your eyes down, pointing to the belly. That's where this thing is like an arrow. I'd like to be disgusted today. Do you got anything for me? This bow says right over here. What sport is being illustrated here, Sean? Competitive eating. What do you

think about that one? It almost looks like that like that almost looks like a woman's head was put on another body. Yeah. Her head looks too small for her body. Yeah. It really does. It doesn't supposed to be that fat. Looks like a sumo wrestler. I'm a secrets out. Nice, nice, nice missing apostrophe, dummy. I'm out of 2021. It's secret is out. That's why you do the apostrophe, yes. Unless these are all the secrets, unless these were all secrets too. I mean, these are a lot of secrets that she's got.

What is this weird poofy thing of anyway? I don't know. What an incredible honor it is to be such an inclusive and in such an inclusive and beautiful magazine that has pushed the envelopes and stay one. You know, that was back when like push the envelope was sports illustrated. Did you say?

Yeah. There's push the envelopes and stay well being beautiful. That's what pushed the envelope. They're beating off. They always got the hottest fucking Jix on earth. I wasn't pushing the envelope. I was giving us exactly what we wanted. Although it was the swimsuit edition.

The hottest one was everybody. They made the biggest deal out Yeah, the swimsuit edition. The highest swimsuit was everybody, they made the biggest deal out of the annual swimsuit edition, swimsuit issue. We would be beating off at home, father and son. Right, with our sitting there, with our football phone right next to us. We're gonna call 976 numbers. Ready to go.

Soon as that thing would go in the slot, we would tear it like wild dogs. Yeah. It wasn't about pushing the envelope of, no, grossing you out. No. God, what a surprise it would have been to be thumming through it as a kid.

I got two seconds before my dad is, I got a couple minutes before my parents come home from the store. I got to find something to beat off to. I, this looks pretty good. I hear people talking, wow! Yeah! Yeah.

Hmm. Hmm. Well, first Asian curve sports illustrated model. Oh, that's what they're called. Asian curve. Stop Asian weight, John. Yeah. You got to stop.

We've got to stop. What are the rest of the, I wonder what the rest of the, if they, you know, they got a couple got come on. Yeah. It's, I don't even know what the audience is. They put the, if they, you know, they got a couple got come on. Yeah. It's, I don't even know what the audience is. They put the, but the spectrum of women in the sports illustrator. I'm surprised that you have women. Yeah. I'm surprised it's still a thing because it's obviously such objectification. You know, I mean, like that's like, like

that's what you mean. I mean, how can, how can the people who scream such things, not be screaming such things? And I'm amazed that Sports Illustrator has not listened to those voices. Well, they clearly listened because they're putting the heck in the hephalump and the bikini on a beach. Well, I hope there's some whoosles, too, then. That's not. But, uh, yeah, I, I, I'm actually surprised that they're doing it at all still. Me too.

Uh, by the way, we did the Zack Snyder cut commentary. I watched the rest of it myself. You did? Yeah, just because I had to. I had to. I did. Wasn't it? Yeah.

Really tremendously bad. He's incredible. He's, I don't understand how, well, I understand because it's Warner Brothers. Yeah. Warner Brothers will hire hacks like that. That's just, that's what they do. But yeah, he's, he's awful. He's a terrible director. So if you're going to watch it, check the terrible director. He's bad. He's

really bad. And then he came out and said he would think about the music. Ever. It's just his little, it's his, it's his, uh, it's his playlist. He just puts his little music videos in there. It's, uh, it's so bad. And gal, uh, was a gal gal gal. Her accent is so bad. And Gal was a gal gal gal. Gal Gadot. Her accent is so bad. I can't believe how much it bothered me this time. It's an ugly voice. Everything about her really bothers me. Yeah, I find her so unattractive, her posture, and like the way she talks, everything.

Yeah, everything. So I feel like you touch her because she lagged mush. Like, come on, get it together. Do a fucking, do a, we're gonna go, that's something, get that fucking thing, they're always hooking on Instagram that makes you pull your shoulders back for God's sake. Yeah, it's a, something.

It's a really, really bad movie. He went on some, there's zero chemistry in between those actors. It's like they put people who have, you never really did commentator. put people who have never really did commenting or whatever. Yeah, who have never acted together before or like never met or like it's just like,

they're like fucking just like, it's like a table read. Yeah, 80% of COVID hospitalizations were for being a big fatso, right? I've read that somewhere. I still know amount. Yeah, can we at least wait until I can go back to the bar before we're parading around these elephants on sports, like, just give it a miss for a year.

Well, I know that I have to wear a mask on both ends so that I don't get any of my white supremacy all over you, but at least put the cow back in the barn until I can go back outside. That's what I'm saying. The fatness, the fat stuff was fine for my whole life up until the whole world was locked down because of a bunch of fatsoes can't watch their fucking hands. Just keep it off the beach for a little bit.

Give me a little bit of time to relax about it. Yeah, meet me a little bit. Meet me a little bit of time to relax about it. Yeah, meet me a little bit. Meet me just, yeah, meet me one percent. I'm going on a juice cleanse. Yeah, it's weird. Go ahead. It's weird that I definitely have a problem with. There are people who are, you know, like,

she doesn't look morbidly obese. I mean, she's probably way too big for a swim suit model. Well, I mean, obese and morbidly obese are two, like different things, but it's crazy. There are people who are, you know, pushing morbid obesity, who are like spokespeople for like, no, this is perfectly healthy. Yeah.

That's fucking dangerous for me, because shut down the hole or anyway. Yeah. Talking about the massage parlor. Yeah. Yeah, they really just totally lied about why that guy killed those horse, which I thought was I think is hilarious. Is that lying right to your face now?

Well, if they get clicks and then you'll see the stories that don't get so many clicks. Well, I mean, well, I didn't hear. This is the quote that Biden and Kamala and Robocop came up with, whatever the killer's motive, she says, look, whatever race it had, these facts are clear. Six out of the eight people killed were of Asian descent and seven were women. Racism is real in America. Can you just think about it for a minute? Whatever his motive was. But that's whatever it happens. You could be. You could point to a lot of

other incidents to say why racism is real. You know what I mean? Like that's, that's not what you point to just go, uh, see, that proves it. And what is all xenophobia is real in America and always has been, um, I mean, the only people in America that don't want Asian rubbantugs here is white women and has always been the case. Yeah. Well, because that's your biggest competition, right? Yeah. That's the xenophobia she's talking fucking once again, white women are the best.

And always has been sexism too. That's don't forget about that. Right, right. That's what a't forget about that. Right, right. That's what a fucking joke. I also read that Asian, I also read that Asian and black communities are at odds and that's because of white supremacy. Authorities in Atlanta,

said this boss shooting guy, told investigators who was motivated by sexual addiction. I heard that. Famed he had no racial motivation, health specialists say. I think really this program with its relentless march toward getting in cells and guys laid and being a vent,

a steam vent saving lives. Yes, saving the lives of many horrors. Could be. Which maybe, maybe not everyone is so thrilled about, but Jesus, the juice cleanse, I'm going on a juice cleanse. You are. Yeah. So please pray for me.

Might as well be a juice cleanse. Yeah. You know? Juice cleanse. So, what prompted this and what are you gonna be drinking exactly? This prompted this. Yeah, you see this? Yeah, the signs of this gut got here. Yeah, I look like the junior poster

The junior poster. Yeah with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. Do you remember that movie? No, I junior I just I remember twins that's on your no, no, no, buddy junior movie poster. I Didn't know they did another one. What do you mean another one? I mean, another movie together. You said Schwarzenegger and you never seen junior? No. Oh, junior's great. Really? Yeah, I'm Schwarzenegger's pregnant. See? Oh, okay. Now let me pull both stops. I decide. I remember now. You remember now? Yeah. Let's see here. Let me get the two cam browser. Oh, yeah. That's just, I remember now you remember now. Yeah Let's see here Let me get the two cam browser. Oh, yeah, that's just I look exactly the same Oh look at this

Like that. What do you think? Hmm, jizz cleans because it's so emasculating to have to do. But the dog, what are you gonna drink? All the Asian hatred. What are you gonna drink? Like what's, tell me about this. Jizz. You're drinking Jizz into a Jizz cleanse. Jizz cleanse, all right.

Well, whatever, I don't know, 80s girl. I kind of like hummed at it. Like yeah, maybe that's a good idea. Cause with the dog, and with all this kinds of things. As long as she does all the work. Yeah. Right, to get the ingredients ordered it. Oh my god damn it.

Yeah, like you know I'm not going to throw it. Well now you're kind of calling me out if you're going to do it. Yeah. See that's that's something you would like never do, but it's like okay. I'll do it with you, but I am I am not lifting a finger except for drinking it. Just getting too. Which is the way to do it. That to fish.

And then I was too pissed. I also learned, I was smoking hand-rolled cigarettes, you know, like I like to do. Yeah. Bragging about how healthy they are. Yeah. And she tells me, oh, actually, they're just as bad for you as traditional cigarettes. Uh-huh. Like, what do you come on?

What that can't possibly be true? One Google search says, yep, hand-rolled cigarettes are just as bad as regular. And I find myself on my phone now, trying to Google stats to see what is this life? What is this life that we're stuck in? Oh, I know. Just fuck it.

I know. I don't care. Yeah. Don't tell me these things anymore. No, they can't be good for you. But if they're hand-rolled cigarettes and it's tobacco that doesn't have a bunch of additives, I mean, I would say that it's,

it would, you would think that it would be less bad. Still bad. I mean, you're not supposed to be inhaling. I think that smoke into your backo probably funded those hand-rolled cigarettes are bad for you studies. I mean, this is a playbook that they've run before. Very likely. Don't fuck, don't make, now I have to go out and do like,

all kinds of fucking research all night just to enjoy, just to enjoy three cigarettes. Yeah. Sex addiction, whiteness is a virus. Oh yeah, let's see here. Did you see the green screen that Biden was in front of Sean? No, you didn't see the green screen, green screen, Biden, microphone. I think everybody needs to, I think if you've got a conservative at home, conservative

man, you got to take him on a walk or something. Get him outside, get him some may time, get him involved in a bowling league, maybe get him in a book club where you could read the art of the deal every day, get him out, get him some exercise, maybe cut back on the sugars in his diet, do something to call him. Get him a juice cleanse, do something to call them these motherfuckers down. I had about a hundred people, including friends, sent me a video of biting, talking to reporters and saying it's a fucking green screen. His hand moves over a microphone in a weird way

and I said I'm done. I'm out. You got everything's a conspiracy, is that it? Are you serious? You think they did a green screen of biting, fucking stumbling over himself? And by the way, you fucked up that that's not the way a green screen would fuck up

You idiot. It's just a giant microphone sitting there and he's a bumbling more on you're all keyed up to think about it because He's totally MIA because he has dementia. They're not faking a green They're not faking an interview with a grisling. Well wait a minute What have you look at this from from this angle and this I don't need to look at it from any angle? It's what you're saying. It's fucking retarded. I've stopped. Dude, stop sending me the shit. Stop sending me every little thing you're buying in the copier.

I've written those people off. Stop it. They have no place in my life because they make bad decisions based on bad thinking. Oh. They don't. They're normal people. They don't think very well.

Don't do that. They're prone to it. Run it by somebody, they're prone to it. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no. Like, you don't, you don't think, you don't think very well. Don't do that, but they're prone to it. Run it by somebody, they're prone to it. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no. Like you don't, you don't think, you don't think well. You don't weigh fucking evidence very well. No, they're normal people. They're getting all, they're all tripped out because none of the other fraud stuff was

investigating how everything is a scam. Everything has a capacity to, but they want to think that way. It's just, it's what they want. Everything is a lie. And we're so bamboozled, guy, guy kills whores, say, fucking classic, white, classic, white supremacy. We're hopped up on racism right now. So if you immediately go, what makes them different? Ah, they're a different race. Must be it.

It's insanity. Yeah. No, nobody waits for any additional information to come out because you know Because it's our the media is a hundred percent driven by like 100% of the information came out He said right away boom I killed these horse cuz because they're committing sins against morality. All right Well then they've been everybody said see even classic even that won't stop them then So insane. Yeah, I said it. Come on. Yeah, but no, no, we're not gonna believe it. It's what we think. How many doors you gotta kill?

It's a fucking belief. Oh, God. Well, what about it from this angle? Yeah. Bro, fucking bro, don't make me analyze. Now you've sucked me in. You suck me in. I'm so busy investigating.

Yeah. Well, this big tobacco research about why my hand rolled cigarette is poison. I'm not thinking properly because this big tobacco research about why my hand rolled cigarette is poison. I'm not thinking properly because my brain is full of juice. What else do I have here? Build the wall. Oh, we got a recancel. Oh shit.

I hope some people, I hope not everyone canceled their Netflix the first time around. Cause they might need to be Netflix. Just I just saw this one. Well, it put out a documentary called, uh, let me see a little girl, a little girl. It's called little girl. Qt is to suck it. Fuck heads.

Yeah. It's said we called that little. We know you're not canceling. Stop fucking being such reactionary bitches about every little thing. Do you see the Grammys, Ron and Cardi B and some, some, or some other fucking wall-rested, some kind of a dope or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And everybody like, oh, I can't believe it.

So I can't have Dr. Shoes, but I'm just shut the fuck up and stop letting your wife pick what you watch on television. You, you total, you can't anchor his pussy. Shut the fuck up. You think Trump is on, so every day going, I can't believe it. We can't have Dr. T. Just shut up. What's crazy is this sounds like a, like a, just like a pithy comment, but the answer is like you don't like it. Change the channel, don't watch it.

But remember that? Yeah, it, change the channel. Don't watch it. But remember that? Yeah, but here's the thing. The reason that doesn't work is because they want to tell you how to live and what to do. Well, that's exactly what I'm saying. No, that's not good enough. I have to fucking agree. I have to tell you, it's not good for you.

It's not good for you. No, you change the channel. Don't tell me fucking what to do. Well, it's also because we tried to have our own channels and they canceled them all. That's also part of it. Well, we had our, we tried to make our own TV stuff. You guys said that was legal.

And then you took over the military. Yeah, a little girl is a documentary depicting the heartbreaking story of a seven year old, Sasha, a transgender baby girl facing. Oh, man. Seven years old. Cancel that flex. Cancel that.

You guys already canceled your Netflix. Yeah. Come on. Re-subscribing. Cancel it again. I got a double cancel. Double cancel. Um, Burning Man.

I don't know if everyone, anyone gives a shit about. Burning Man changed their theme from terror incognita, stupid. It's always some fucking dumb, like, Ninkers of Clevver theme. Yeah. They changed it. That turned out to be, have a colonial history. Oh, really?

You know what terror incognita means? Well, I know in territory. Yeah, land. It's like on a mountain. I'm gonna say, like, have been here. Right. So they said, like here be dragons on a map came from, they would write that like to be smart asses.

We haven't been here. When we learned that the phrase had a colonial history and it reflected back some of our own implicit biases and default perspectives, we retitled it. You think NBA changing owners to governors? Oh, boy. The great unknown now. Sounds like a fucking great, great adventure theme parker.

What a fucking joke. Oh, God. We had a beautiful virus. We had a beautiful virus doing anything about it. These people out, male, stopped out. And we all stopped it. Oh, he stopped it. That in its tracks. What a big mistake. Uh, let me see if this, the my man.

George here, G. Pron. George, are you there? Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome to the show. I, I don't even know how, what do you like me to call you?

By the way, what's like your artist name? Oh, George is fine. I mean, George, I call you. Yes, you like me to call you by the way? What's like your artist name? Oh, George is fine. I mean, George, should I call you Dick? Yes, call me Dick, please. By the way, I found out, here's something else. It makes me, I found out that my real name is from, what is basically a porno book.

Oh, really? I knew it was from a book. Well, me too, and I left it there, but then 80s girl had a friend over, we were on Friday, and she asked, and then looked up the book on her phone, and all the reviews of the book that my parents got my real name from

are all about how it's like an erotic thriller, and that it's like a titl, like it reads like a frilly. It's like a fucking porno. So that's where I get my actual name is a porn, like about a guy who just fuck, like that's what it's all about. Just a guy who bangs jigs. And every other mystery is now solved.

Yeah. You fully understand Dick Masterson. Yeah, like wait, I got named after a, first of all, I got named after a porno, but my third parents thought that was a good idea to name their first kid after a pornography book. Well, yeah, I mean, the fuck and they've reaped the rewards ever since. You can't even ancient tradition to name your kid after your hopes and dreams.

Yeah. Okay. George Alexopolis, right? I've never said it. I've never said it before. The cartoonist himself. Let me pull it up. So I imagine that's one hell of a Greek name.

It sure is. Yeah, it's a sample list. All right, Sean, you've seen this gentleman's work before. I'm trying to find where's a good place I can look at all your stuff together. Probably Instagram. Okay. It's at G Prime 85. Also Twitter.

Instagram at G prime 85. You're shit started popping up at like, I don't have the beginning of the pandemic, right? Um, I don't remember what specifically. I think there was one where Biden's sucking out the black out of a girl and he's like late black. Oh, yeah, that was a good one. I think that was the one that kind of turned it, but I've been around for very long time. I think what I'm going to do, it bullshit happened around 2018. Oh, it was your reddit. I was going to elsewhere though. All right. Well, that's not working. So I'll go to Twitter. What's your Twitter? Also at G prime 85. G prime 85. Okay. Yeah. It was Biden sucking the black out of a girl. That was where you got the first one.

I was going to say half a year ago, Ish. Um, yeah. Yeah. Sean, you've, I know you've seen this guy stuff. I'm trying to find one. I had a lift with like dancing nurses where like a woman's over her like father, he's dying in a hospital and then she's like, I wish I could hold, I wish I could hold your hand again.

She's behind a glass. And then behind her, it was dancing nurses. Oh, God. That was well known. I started getting my, my like regular, regular people started sending me your stuff. My family, friends and my, like, oh, shit. Yeah. I think I've seen this guy. Oh, you've got Mr. Genderless Potato head too, right?

Genderless Potato, yes. The hottest toy for all the children. Sean, this is gender. Are you selling these genderless potato? Actually, yes. I'm an Etsy star. Awesome. They're real plushies. We make them here at the house. Who's we? We, my, my sweatshop. You're sweatshop.

I have immigrants that I don't pay money. Good recovery. Down with a basement. They are handmade. Everything at the, at my shop, including my books, actually, are homemade. Oh, this is a, this is a fucking great one. The one with your football. There are four panels.

Everything's like way over the top, expressive. And you make everybody look so horrible and slimy and monstrous. It's fucking great. So this guy says, I did it. I caught the ball. He's a GOP football guy. My team paved the way.

All I have to do is run down to the in zone and then he panics and immediately downs it. Slow and steady wins the game. Yeah, I know everybody hates me describing pictures over the radio. So fucking funny. And now everybody is freaking out and saying, I love the new people who are like freaking out when they see you and then redrawing you and talking about how mad you are. Yeah, they have a thing. I don't know who started this. They put masks on me. They like doing that where it's like, this is what we want you to be acting like. So we're going to put this mask on you. Yeah. And oh, you're so mad. Look at this mad mask you're wearing now. And I'm just sitting there like, uh, okay, I give a shit. Yeah. Uh, how's it been

for you? Turning into this, uh, this, into this horrible white supremacist or whatever you've become? Is that what you've become? Sorry. Is that what you've become? That's how you're being painted or? Yeah. They decided I was one. Have you guys heard my little Reddit story that happened a couple of years ago?

No, tell me. Well, long story short was I used to post my stuff there on our comics. And one of my little series got really, really popular to the point where it was the top voted comic of all time on Reddit. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, everyone's like looking at it and they're like, who is this guy? So they went to my Twitter.

I only had like 200 people on Twitter two years ago. Yeah. And they're like, oh man, he follows this person, this that person, you know. And they decided I was all right in all that shit. Sure. And so they quote, canceled me off of Reddit. I couldn't defend myself. They downloaded everything I posted on comics.

What was the comic that was so popular? It wasn't political. The one you posted. No, it was actually a bullshit shit post where it's like, I was looking at our comics one day and I'm thinking like their top rated stuff is garbage. The joke was a guy was typing a thing into a computer, hey, do the thing. And then the computer says no. And the guy's like, ergh, I'm so mad.

And then the joke was, that's going to be the top rated comic of all time. Yeah. So then Reddit actually uploaded that to be to be the top rated comic of all time. So then Reddit actually uploaded that to be one of the top rated comics of all time. And then the follow up was just basically me getting more popular. That was the joke, but I was actually becoming the number one guy. Three days later, I actually was the number one guy because of, you've heard of Shenaniganson, there's a guy who, I don't want to say too much at a disrespect, but like, what is he doing? Am I still connected?

Yeah, you're connected. How do you mean I heard of this connection? You're fine. Yeah, basically, there used to be his nickname, his nickname is Shen. Anyway, he gets de-throened and then I get put up there, but the joke was that he had all these spears through him as in, this is what the community does to their cartoonists. They treat them like shit.

And then the next day, they went to my Twitter and canceled me and treated me like shit. So I said, basically, this is what you're going to do to me. And they did it. They did it the next day. Yeah. Okay. Sean, this is the one he's talking about. I'll never vote.

There's more in Biden says, if then she's the black woman says, I'll never vote for you. And Biden says then you ain't black. And then look, he touches her and sucks all the black out of her. You sure? You can't say that, right? Yeah. Everyone in these cogs is like, ah, you can't, I know you can't do that. You can't draw that.

What have they tried to do to you in the last year? Yeah, and recently I guess there's this series that I've been doing of just a pissed off random shrieker. Yeah. It's not political necessarily where it's like, hey, enjoying your copium and then he's just sitting there drinking tea, like, all right, whatever, whatever happened happened. I'm just going to move on with my life. And they're so intent on screaming like, ha ha, as they're crying, ha ha, we got you.

I know, it's painful. Oh yeah, you're those the Trump people screaming about how like sad they were, the loss started way too soon. Like it made pictures of like what happened in DC in January, as if I was there, as if I'm screaming all the time. Like, yeah, I'm pissed off, but whatever life goes on. Yeah. They want me to be them so badly. Well, yes. Yeah. That's a lot of people who scream a lot. One other people to be screaming. As it turns out, they are. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I shouldn't even say his name. This famous asshole lefty guy, like his best comeback was basically no you. Like he responds to my comic, you're not mad. I'm not mad, George, it is you who is mad. And then it gets like 5,000 votes. Like what the fuck kind of comeback is that? The you mad shit is just, I mean, it's not even, it's only infuriating in that they don't understand

how childish it shouldn't like, ineffective it is. And even then, I don't like, I don't even really care. Yeah. It's just too much. At least with a come back, let's have a back and forth. It's like freaking four-year-olds, like it is you who is dumb, George. I'm like, okay, what am I supposed to,

how do I supposed to, how do I respond to this? At least some people like drew parodies of my comic using their own character a couple days ago. And sent it to me like I should be pissed off and I was laughing my ass off. And I retweeted them like, wow, good job. You guys have turned my stupid comics into a meme. Let's have some fun. But they're, it's like they want me to actually be mad. But the whole point of my profession is to make everyone laugh, including myself. I'm just trying to have a good time. And they're actually trying, it's like being in a wrestling match with someone and they

keep trying to kick you in the deck. Like, can you just have fun with this please? Let's have a good time. Let's put on a show. It's like, it is. It's like being in a wrestling match, really But it is. It's like it is. It's like being in a wrestling match, we don't understand that it's like an audience. It's like entertainment. They think it's just board. I think, no, this is like wrestling.

Like where it's like a plot. It's like Rocky and Thunderlips or whatever. Right? Yeah. Right. All of a sudden it's like, of course. So what if I just do a little bit of this? Is this okay? This too hard? It's like, I need fucking So what if I just do a little bit of this? Is this okay? This too hard. I need fucking, Hulk Hogan tries to kill him. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how to respond to these people.

I mean, in comedy in general, there's the yes and, right? Like, let's keep the joke going. But they keep going for this knockout punch. Like, yeah, we're really going to get him. Like, I don't know how to respond to that in a way that's fun. Like, I just want you to leave me alone now, because you're just being creeps. I don't know what getting someone is online, too. That's another thing I've never had explaining to me.

Like, oh, we're going to fucking get you. What do you mean? I guess I guess get you would, I would think it would mean just to make them go away. They're so embarrassed, they just crawl into a hole and, you know, and I can delete my account because I got so. And then they do that. And that what they do that. They do that.

Right. They get all this off and then delete their fucking account. Exactly. It's like they did it to them. It's like they're, they kicked their own ass. Yeah. Well, that's what it is. I noticed that they think my weaknesses is their weakness. Well, that's the thing.

Yeah, it's just, it's total fucking projection. It's everybody does it. It's fucking weird. Everybody does it. It's like, well, this really threatens me, so it must threaten him. It's like, nah, he's an entirely different person. What you respond to may or may not be what he responds to. It's the weirdest, most juvenile, there's this group I'm not going to say their name.

They cannot. They can't. They can't. Oh, pussy and opolis. It's opolis, okay. Oh, you got me back in middle school. You were in church. Oh boy.

What the fuck? So obviously the reversal there is you call everyone calls me pussy and opolis because I slay. I mean, it's not because I'm coward. Like it's so easy to counter them. I don't even want to engage. It's painful. It's painful to get sucked into those midwit kind of arguments.

It's embarrassing for all of those. Let's have fun. So what is, did you ever think you'd be such a, such a concert with political darling, like political cartoonist? But because for God's sake, political cartoons are usually so horrible, right? At least chairs are funny, I think. Yeah, I mean, all right. So there's the, let's say a guy is wearing a shirt that says Democrat, and then I don't

know, he shits his pants. And then it's like, ah, look at the Democrats, shit their pants. Or he's wearing a shirt that's, what is it? I represent something like he's the economy. And then he falls over. Yeah, that's that's political cartoons that I used to. Yeah, sure. The economy. And then the economy's like fucking a poor person. And it says a poor person, a guy that he's fucking up the ass. That like, oh, man, how did you? That was last month's New Yorker cartoon, I think.

Yeah, that's good too. Yeah. I mean, look, we grew up with the internet, I'm sure. Yeah. I'm not going to, you know, it doesn't matter what websites, but like I know what really good humor is, not that I can make it all the time. But whatever makes me laugh to the point where I'm crying, that's what I try to do. And it just so happens. You got to entertain yourself. Yeah. I'm crying, that's what I try to do and it just so happens

You gotta entertain yourself. Yeah, you gotta entertain yourself Because it's not even political like it's all these like when you're when you're making fun of the doctors and nurses dancing Like he's got one where it's World War two and somebody screams medic and they come fucking twiddling in like they're doing a flash mob all the medics What really upset me, all right, so for some reason they turned that into a partisan issue. The dancing nurses thing was just dumb and let's make fun of them, I said. And what other situations can I think of where nurses or a medic or like I also did a variation of that with the the bird doctors from the plague. Yeah.

Like an old woman's dying and her daughter opens the door like, oh please help save my mom and then the bird doctors from the plague. We're like, an old woman's dying and her daughter opens the door, like, oh, please help my save my mom and then the bird doctor starts dancing. It's dumb. But I don't know why for some reason they turned it into a thing of like, oh, these right-leaning people, these conservatives hate doctors and healthcare providers. What are you getting that from? I was just trying to make myself laugh. We're all the doctors, pro fucking doctors dancing, because I don't know.

I thought that that profession deserved a certain amount of respect. And when they're going around dancing like assholes on TikTok, it kind of makes everybody feel a bit of a twinge of shame for, like it's kind of like a societal contract that we give them respect and let them fuck up more and kill people because at least they're trying. So when they're on TikTok fucking dancing during a pant while people are starving and dying you're like you guys are kind of violating the social contract that we had. You know, sure just getting upset. It's not fucking dancing.

Dance. Don't put it online. Just don't put it online. You know what I mean. It's not fucking dancing dance. Don't put it on mine. Just don't put it on mine You know what I mean? I do know what you mean because I don't I don't relate I don't relate to like if I were a doctor I would not be thinking about dancing No, I just let me do my fucking job. Here's the tic-tac I wanna see a bunch of nurses are dancing and a doctor comes out and goes Fucking sit on. Let's just get back, get back to work.

You fat, you know what I mean? Get the fuck back. I don't message it. The doctors were sending me messages like, dude, I'm printing this and putting it on my door. So I don't think what can see like this is how you're supposed to be here. I get it. You know, get it around like some people are messaging me saying, don't you understand

these healthcare professionals have a lot of stress and they just need to let it out. I'm like, I don't care. None of this matters. It's just a bunch of pixels on a screen. Yeah, I have a bunch of stress too. I have a bunch of stress. It all started with nurses constantly harping that they were like correcting all these mistakes

that doctors were met. Do you remember that? There was just like, kind of a nurse, but I heard that. No, doctors, they were prescribing the wrong thing. And I'm like, they feel underappreciated all because they're not worth as much as doctors. That's why they're not as good or as smart or as thin.

They're too fat and they fuck and if they had that kind of pressure, they would fuck up more. This whole beat up dad thing that took off there and ended with a bunch of tick-tock flashmobbs that ever anyway. Everyone's having a hard time, I get it, but I don't, it's like killing the messenger kind of thing. They don't like the popularity that I seem to be saying things that people agree with.

And I'm not in their club, so they can't use leverage on me. I'm just a reason I guess. Well, you're really talented too. So like that, also another societal contract, like if someone really talented is saying something that they don't like, they can't really respond to it. Like fuck, that guy. No one can go ahead. All right, so there's a lot of lefty cartoonists.

Yeah. Historically, especially lately. And the whole fake narrative was there's no conservative cartoonists, and I'm barely conservative, right? I'm just right in the middle, leave me alone, I'll leave you alone, that's my politics. Yeah, that's why it's a premise 101. Leave me alone. I'll leave you alone.

Right, so there's this narrative of like every time I go to a comics convention, there's this club where I'm just not welcome, I guess, or maybe I'm just an asshole, whatever. I'm not in their clubs. So over the years, I just can't, I make a few friends and then they pretend that they don't know me, or they message me privately like, hey, this thing you said is kind of problematic. Could you apologize for this shit? Very industry. How fucking dare you ask me that? Our cartoonists are an artist

are supposed to be people who can speak freely all the time, explore ideas, even bad ideas. Let me make mistakes. Right. I've drawn things that I've regretted. It doesn't matter. They exist. It was a thought I had.

I drew it. I shared it. I move on with life. That's what you're supposed to be able to do as an artist. Yeah, but they don't want you to move on with, they want to paint you. You are that person with soon as you did something that the masses in that particular area disagree with. You are that person forever or agree with. We got to get this guy's competition. We got to get that money belongs. Maybe. But yeah, they get rid of them. Yeah, you're not allowed to, yeah, as soon as you do something that is problematic, you're

not allowed to change or grow or learn or anything. Yeah. And they amplify things that they think are mistakes. So the point where it's, this is the only thing that they, this is what your comic really meant. And what I actually was doing was just fucking around. Yeah. Yeah, that happens all the time.

That's the critics. I mean, music critics. I've harped on this shit before. I mean, the meanings that some people who analyze things pull out of art is fucking mind-blowing. Sean, you can't even kill whores in this country without someone trying to reinterpret your actions. I mean, that's pretty straightforward. Wouldn't you think I killed that whore because of her whoring? Well, I mean, could it be any reason probably Trump did that. I love your,

I love that one where you have a McConnell shoving Trump off a cliff, by the way. I think that's one of my favorites. Initially, initially that was, what's his name from Texas? Tech Cruise, yeah, I hate his name. And then I, that was one of the few times where I corrected myself. Yeah. Initially it felt like Cruise was also not defending Trump very much. Like if anyone's- Oh, they never did.

If it's not clear. Yeah, like I just don't, I don't understand. The whole side, it's like, yeah, let's just throw him off the cliff. Funny. It was like the Lion King, where scars throw him, move fast off the edge. Have you ever thought about drawing any lollip? I mean, if you want to get controversial, look, come on. It is half-added.

Let's go throw in the deep end. No, but you know what? And that actually is a serious question where absolutely I can't even I can't even joke about that stuff because I actually do want to have a career where like I can do children's books for instance. Yeah, okay. I do spicy stuff on the side, but I like I haven't announced it yet, but I'm doing a children's book of somebody famous and whoa. Yeah, how famous that's Tom Hanks. I guess I can announce it's Lauren Suther. Oh, okay. Three famous Lauren Suther. It's just, it's just a wholesome little happy book, right? Yeah. It's supposed to, well, I'm not going to say too much right now, but it's the whole point

of the book report I give in fifth grade. That you didn't read. Yeah, I don't want to spoil the book for the rest of you, but you know, you guys, let's just say the ending is spicy. It's a name. Literally has been offered in it. Spoilers. Is it the alphabet of manliness? Yes.

No. But no, it's the whole, what I'm trying to say is career wise, like there's things in my content wise that I don't want wanna touch because I actually, let's say 20, 30 years from now when hopefully all the shit goes away, I actually wanna have a respectable career. What shit do you think,

when you say all this shit goes away, do you mean all of our freedoms and wealth and money, or do you mean something else? That's what's gonna happen. I think he's hoping the overreactions, you know. That's what I hope, but I don't know that that's going to happen. The Fed won this. There is no more America.

Whatever you, in 20 or 30 years, the people that everyone on the right right now is going to be putting, there will be camps. I'm gonna make that prediction. There will be gulags, re-education camps that you're gonna, that we're gonna either get to or have to go stay in and watch seminars about white supremacy and feminism. It's like anger management classes, but for everything and the court will tell I might be the first

person to go, but we're all going. We're all gonna be there. Enjoy your little doodles while you're here. I don't know man, but I get what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. It's like you're an artist. You want to work. Like you don't die on every fucking hill. Yeah. No. There are things that I don't want to joke about,

even though I can, because years and years from now, like even before all the controversy stuff, before Reddit and all that stuff. I just wanted to draw comics, man. I draw indie comics. No publisher will ever talk to me again. I'm sure after all this shit. Yeah.

I'm decent at it. I can draw pretty well. I've been doing this for almost 20 years. I want to do it for 20 more at least. Not approval. Yeah. I can piss people off using my strips. But at the end of the day, actually, I think once people look back at my whole library,

they'll see it. Most of it is really wholesome, actually. Yeah, I was kind of shocked when I saw your other non-political stuff. Like you got that girl cop and some kind of like water lady adventure. Like it's like, it's normal, totally normal, you know, a little bit of sexy stuff. You're talking about office or rent, I think, the joke being that she's like this little cute cop in a world where, you know, she's, you know, a riot cop and she's completely overwhelmed, but it's, it's played as a slapstick and silly.

And sometimes, you know, you'll see like her butt or something and it's, as a slapstick and silly. And sometimes, you'll see her butt or something. And it's, I made a calendar of her and people like it and stuff. But in general, I also want to do, let's say, pin up our, like Frank Frazzetta back in the day. He used to do pin up art, amazing stuff. Yeah. Like giant barbarian guys and hot chicks.

So I want to do stuff for all ages. I want to have a rich career. Can't guys and hot chicks. So I wanna do stuff for all ages. I wanna have a rich career. Can't be drawn hot chicks. Gotta be drawn, big fat shamoo. John, that could be in sports illustrated. That's what you gotta draw. Yeah, I mean, it's a shame that you gotta like think about your, think about anything other than just the art.

Like what things that I could joke about or draw will cost me the rest of my life. He said the intersection of art and commerce. You want money from your art. You have publisher is going to work with me. No, it's not the intersection of art and commerce though because it's the intersection of, I wish it was that, but it affects commerce. It affects your money. It affects your money.

Yeah, the power structure has come down so hard, but that's money, both, but it's not. That's if it was just like the free marketplace of ideas, well, and credit card companies weren't banning you, Stripe wasn't banning you, PayPal wasn't banning you for even just exchanging money for your stuff. I think we'd be looking at a totally different marketplace, especially when it comes to ideas. Well, I get that in theory, but like it is what it is. Yeah, it wasn't always like that. No, it's got worse. For me, I can still trade books, sell books, make my own books. Yeah. I mean, for instance, I'm sorry.

Go ahead. Are you doing any NFTs? You're doing any non-fundable tokens? No. It's too new. I don't get it. It's odd. But I joke, like, people can just buy my actual physical art and make NFTs out of that if they want to, I don't care. I look at it like it's just normal licensing and ownership, but in a digital way, so it's cheaper.

But also, people got a lot of crypto burning a hole in their pocket that they've had for a long time that they want to give to somebody. Yeah, it's two. I don't get it. So I'm a late adopter kind of person. So I'm probably really messing with my own future, but I still understand that. You're blowing it big time. I can feel the money slipping through your fingers right now.

I mean, I screwed up with crypto. It's true. I was very late to that party. But I mean, I'm up with crypto. It's true. I was very late to that party, but I mean, I'm an artist. I'm dumb. I think my future is in my craft. That's where I put all my eggs. Well, I love your stuff.

And what besides dancing doctors, what makes you a rage? Out of there in the world. Yeah, I try not to be. You know, even the jerky, you know, we got him, we got him so mad people on Twitter and whatnot. Like, I don't care. I don't want to care. There's people saying debate so and so online.

I don't do that. I want to have interesting mind-expanding conversations. Like, I challenged some lefty who was giving me shithee a couple of weeks ago. I'm like, hey, why don't we just talk? And then he's like, yeah, okay, well, let's talk about my fee. Like, what the fuck, man, I just want to talk to you. I don't want to make any of that. Oh my God, I thought that.

Everything's an angle. He wanted to charge you to debate him. Not even to debate, I just said, let's talk. He said he was there at the riots. Yeah. Like, okay, he was giving me shit about Andy no, because I recommended Andy's book. Yeah. And he's like, well, I was there and all the stuff Andy wrote about was bullshit. I'm like, okay, well, why don't you talk to me and talk to my audience and tell us what you saw. And then he tried to slip out of it by asking for money.

Asking for money. Yeah, well, because it just shows you where, like, you know, the motivations actually at so. Yeah. You can't talk to these people. They don't want to talk. They really don't. They'll do anything to win. They really don't.

Well, they just want to, people just want to be right and people want to have, they want the gotcha. They want to feel like they did something. And now we've empowered a generation of people to feel like they did something. And now we've empowered a generation of people to feel like they did something by just attacking relentlessly by not imaginary things. By not retracting from by nobody, none of these people add anything. They do nothing constructive.

They only destroy. Yeah, we test ran it with global warming. Oh, you can save the world. You can save the fucking world. If you stop, if you recycle cans, you're saving the fucking, if you ride a bicycle, you are saving the fucking world. I'm like, oh shit, I wanna save the world.

Oh, sign me up, I'm doing it. And now you said, oh, we got a bigger problem. White supremacy is the biggest problem in the world now. Viruses, you gotta do, you can do all this stuff and you're saving the fucking world. What could be better than saving the fucking world? That's the only thing you have in life. You got no job. You can't generate any actual wealth.

All you can do is, all you can do is save the entire world. And luckily for you. The good thing, that's the important thing. Good thing, it's easy. I can't stress how easy you can. Anyone can do it. Hey Vince here for

sure. Is this ever happening to you? Yeah. Go ahead, George. No, people who are immune to the narrative of like, let's say they come after you, they call it a struggle session. Let's say I've been in struggle sessions before. The fuck is that? It's like, oh, that's what they did in China during the revolution over there, where let's say I accused you of something you did or didn't do, it doesn't matter. People, it's like a gang bang of me accusing you of something until you admit it, until you break. And everyone takes turns breaking you. That's a struggle session. Yeah, struggle session. I mean, it's also

called a police interrogation for certain races, you know. They also train citizens to do that to each other. Yeah, so that's true. It's another form of breaking you. Yeah, it's true. And they do it to everybody. So it happened to me where I'm in a room of people, even online or discord or whatever. They're taking turns accusing me, giving me a hard time and I'm just sitting there listening. And some of the time I'm just sitting there like what the fuck is this?

But to a person like me I'm kind of, I don't know how to put this but like when people are giving me a hard time that just makes me dig in harder. Like fuck all these people. I'll show them when I get the chance. I'll show them. So, I assume you guys are the same where it's like you guys can, the whole crowd can try to give us bullshit, but when they realize they can't break us, it only pisses us off. Well, you just move on. No, I can't even immediately. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I abs, I can't believe I did that. I'm so sorry.

I'm going to go, why did that? Sean told me to do that. Right. Let's get him. Yeah, I'm with you guys. Fair enough. Sean did it. Where is he? I he was right here. Yeah, he's gone now. He left us a riddle.

That is part of what they do actually. The end of the struggle session is when you name someone else. Sure. Yeah. You got to leave. Just lie, lie, lie, lie. We got to start raising sociopaths to exist in this world. And it can be taught. I believe it can be taught. All right, George, can you give people your, give people your, your details? Sure. It's just at G prime 85 on Instagram, Twitter. And you could find links on my Twitter for like, I have a little YouTube channel interview people. Yeah, that's pretty much it. That's where my updates will be. I really love your stuff. Thanks, man. I thank you so much for the invite, man. It's been a lot of fun. My sister sent one to me, like, right, when I saw it, I go, she's the harshest critic on the planet.

So I was like, all right, I knew I love that guy stuff. G prime. Please thank her for me. I will. Good luck. Good luck out there. We can born in 85. Definitely.

Definitely calling again. Hop in the artist discord too. Um, got it. We'll figure out afterwards. But thanks a lot for calling. Good luck. Good luck. I see Carl. I just want to just want to make art. He just wants to draw. I just want to make jokes. Honestly, I don't want to do all this finance shit. Yeah. I just want to make fun of fat women, but I can't. I was put on this earth for that one thing. I mean, took it away from me. Carl, how you doing?

I'm well, buddy. How you doing? Pretty good. What's up, Carl? I heard you guys predicting that we were gonna have some issues with our technology to that. I don't appreciate that. Sounds great.

It's not your fault. I'm not blaming you. Blaming the technology. You just might fall. Okay. Remember our last bonus episode, you guys were echoing? It turned out I just needed to update my discord. Yeah. It's always, yeah.

It's always Carl's fault. That's what I, as soon as we hung up, as soon as we hung up, I said that fucking Carl, and I know it's his fault somehow. He's dicking around watching the bills or something. No. I'm kidding, man. Um, the old circuit's orange right now, He's dicking around watching the bills or something Orger actually out of the bottom hour or so

I'm gonna just tight. Okay, let's keep it tight. We have patty sea cups. Oh boy. This guy is a national treasure He's got a show called Are You Hungry? And Are You Hungry is a show similar to Do You Party, where he has pre-written down questions, and he has guests on and just ask each guest the exact same questions. Are you hungry? He's great. And he doesn't give them any advance

on what he's asking them, I imagine. It's just on the spot. No, it's a day. They were told I'm not not ask some of these questions. I guarantee you that. Let's start off with track number one. This is the main goal of the show. Here you go.

My main goal by the end of these episodes when people listen is I want the listener to want to eat. You see what I'm saying? No, we don't have to talk about how good the cheese was on our sandwich, but just the memories that are created, people are going to start salivating. It has me. It's only episode three and it has not been a fail. No one's told me, but the guests themselves have been like, yeah, I'm going to Carl's

junior. No one's told me. No one's told me. I want it. I mean, no listeners have told me, I don't know if anybody's listening, but it's episode three and, you know, the guests say they're going to Carl's. So success. So he wants to make a commercial, but no one's paying him. He just wants to make an advertisement for food.

Carl's Jr. He used to use to use though, because he said both things. I want this show to make people hungry. And he goes, but don't talk about delicious food is, talk about the memories they created. Well, that's the opposite of what you said. Mm. So let's get into some of those questions that he asked.

Because they are ridiculous. Track 21 is one of the questions he asked I was asked. And I love the response. Oh, I should mention, he's got Dylan and Zach from some nobody's podcast. Are the two guys he's talking to on the show. And the response to this question is perfect. Okay, ask.

All right. Have you ever had a little just other someone there? How often do you ask for extra napkins? Never. No, never. Never. Yeah. No, no You have not let's it this yet That's your show. This is my list of hot interview questions extra hot sauce extra Do you ask for extra napkins? Jesus Christ. You've all experience with food is fast food So every single question is about working at a fast food restaurant or eating at a fast food restaurant. Number 22 is another amazing question. Okay. Let's go. Have you ever ordered a hot dog from a fast food place? No. What fast food restaurant? How many fast food restaurants serve hot dogs? Just one. Weenersnetsl, right? I mean, yeah.

Did they call them hot dogs? I don't know. Well, the reason why he asked that, Sean, is because he wanted to answer that question. Track 23. Oh, there you go. Okay. Yeah, exactly. The reason I asked the question is simply because I feel like people degrade the hot dog

a lot as a negative food. And I'll say what, man, I'll smash a hot dog any time or the day, any time or the week. Hot cold doesn't matter. Okay, gross. Cold hot dog. Cold hot dog. That's awesome.

Yeah, just right out of the fridge with that little, you know, it's a half open pack. There's like a little juice in there. I'll just start fucking slamming it down. Smash. I'll smash that hot dog. Exactly, I'll smash that dog. Ah, what is it with the guys in their obsession with food?

Like shitty comedians, it's, oh, they always go right to food, right to food. Oh, anyway. Carl, you're still echoing. Here's what, go ahead. Am I echoing? Oh, bad. I'm sorry to hear that.

God damn it. I don't know. I'm sorry to hear that. God damn it. I don't know. Maybe this will be a good conversation, Sarah, for the three of us here. I think this is really a great question. On track 16. Okay. Okay, so let's just let's fire off a couple of these. I want to hear what you guys would say is your go to Wendy's order and your go to Taco

Bell order. Oh, yeah. I'll go first, Dylan, if that's cool. is your go to Wendy's order and your go to Taco Bell order. Oh yeah, I'll go first, Dylan, if that's cool. Go for it. Wendy's easy, spicy chicken sandwich. Yeah me too. With no lettuce or tomato, because that stuff is nasty, also large

because those fries are dope and sweet tea if available. First of all, I don't want to be too nitpicky here, but they're called Biggie Fry's at Wendy's. Is that a large fry? It's a biggie fry. This is true. I don't want to be too nitpicky here, but they're called biggie fries at Wendy's. It's not a large fry. It's a biggie fry. This is true. I don't know that. That's true.

Who can toss you an air about the answer to this question? What do you like to eat at Taco Bell tacos? I don't know. What do you all see when I eat Taco Bell? Is this like a memories podcast? Like, no. I don't know. He only has like chain fast food restaurants in his town, I think.

So this is to have a bucketative memories about food you've eaten. Like, what's the, I mean, what did you, what was your first date meal? What's your go to order? Like people have go to orders at Taco Bell. Like, I mean, he has some people do probably, but, Oh, God. Yeah, how about we're six guys? How about you, man?

What do you like? The seven or the eight? What's your fate? What's your go to mountain, mountain dew? Yeah, number eight, number eight, no sour cream, extra napkins. Next, yeah, amazing. I want to give these guys,

during the Zach a pass, maybe they just don't know any better. They think this is helping them promote their show. But then I can't when they try to sound super cool. Trek 17, the answer to this Wendy's question. I might do like a four piece nug also because I'm fat. Are you going spicy nug as well? What are you doing spicy nug? No, probably the regular nug.

There's something about the Wendy's nug that is just, it's nice. It is not chicken. Why are you recording yourself? Fucking cares. What? This is a show. It's like a nut doc. I can't decide whether he's doing it to make fun of himself

or the concept or whether he actually refers to them as nugs in his personal life. You mean the guy answering that? Yeah, yeah. Would you have four piece nug? Do they call them nugs? No, no. Nobody calls them that.

I mean, they're, I don't know. Who's their customer? Nugget is disgusting enough. I don't want to hear nug. Yeah. God, what a great show. That guy, every show he does is amazing. He only puts out hits. Like every single idea is great and it's well executed.

That's what I have to say about. He's a national treasure. That's what I have to say about. He's a national treasure. That's how he's so fucking bizarre. His ghost one is one of my favorites. He's really weighed down by his guests, I would say. Yeah. I know he's better at his own than we do. Yeah, just ask and answer his own questions.

He should. He should ask. And then he would, she should say, what a guest would say. What a perfect guest would say. Yeah. Yeah. I think you do one I could do like a he picks celebrities. I love it when he talks about how he asks for like feedback and stuff and then he just goes, you know, I don't do this for you. You think I mean I don't want to know what you think. I know. He gave me that email address. I think the, he's like, stop emailing me.

What's wrong with you asshole? He's so fucking great. I wish he would call into the show so much. Oh, I know. I'd be so, it'd be so amazing. Are you ever been tricked into calling in anywhere or vice versa? Yes, he got tricked into doing the,

should he song of the week podcast, my buddy Brandon. Oh, man. Brandon. Oh man. Good for them. Congratulations. He pulled one off. He pulled off a coup on that one. I want to switch gears to Patrick talking about now.

He used to work at Arby's. Patrick Michael is a stay-at-home dad and a full-time podcast. So he doesn't work a job and he might be on the spectrum. I might be difficult for him to hold down a job. But when he was a teenager, he at least tried. Okay. He worked at art. He must have held down a woman to become a father of me. Well, I'm a track five.

Five, okay. We got pulled in the office one night because every single time we closed me and my other 17-year-old buddy, they would bitch about the closing every time there was no fail. There was always something extra where it's like, we didn't know we had to even do that. What? You know what I mean? Write it down or something. There we go.

Hold me off the door. We're on the back line. The dude comes up to me and my friend. And he's like, I think we should just leave. There you go. That's probably part of, oh, part of the part of what you're doing wrong. Never once did he close down the restaurant and do it correctly.

That's hard to do. You gotta figure it out at some point. And then Trek VI, this is, and never knew he got fired from Arby's. Okay. And he had to make you know about it. And then I ripped my Arby shirt off and walked home. So always making a scene my last day for sure.

Okay. Yeah, what would you do? And then why are you like that? You don't even not go back just, you know. It's evil, dude. It's so fucking evil. It messes you up as a person, but it can also benefit you. Like in all of our situations, I would imagine that we're better people because of the way

we treated those jobs. I guarantee both of you guys have worked with somebody in a restaurant that takes it too fucking seriously, too seriously. Like I never worked at a restaurant. Chill out. God, how could you be so proud of doing a shitty job at Arby's?

Yeah, he said they'll take it a little serious. He's evil. Walking for Arby's was evil. He had a cop down, buddy. And they just told you what to do. And he didn't like it. They were like, too seriously. Yeah, don't leave the chicken out on the fridge. Wash your hands after handling raw meat.

Ugh, that's so serious. God better person. Yeah. I can never say shit about Sam and I can't say anything. I can't say anything to armies. So what's funny about that is he just said, I don't like these guys who take it seriously. This guy Dave took his job real seriously. He's probably so pretty boy, one of the assholes.

Because he's always a contradiction. This guy's the best podcaster because he always contradicts himself within the same episode. Yeah, he goes out of the party and track nine. I really did take pride in it where I would bust my ass like head down grindstone. Let's get let's get the numbers man. Let's put these sandwiches out. Let's get this fried stuff out. Let's get these other you know numbers.

I number one time I ran mozzarella sticks in the middle in the middle of winter out the front door and I slip right in front right by their driver side side door right like this. Right at my ass. Like I'm still holding my beer and not trying to spill it. Million to one shot because in my head I'm thinking if these hit the ground I have to go get more mozzarella sticks and I'm not into that. So I was like I'd rather eat shit and hand them this you know keep this from touching the ground and let them go upon among their way then have them come back through and be like well you fell on them like, I've fallen many times.

I would put myself on the line where I'd say I would die for this, but I don't expect the same from you. All I expect you to do is the bare minimum, the job that's required of you, I will pick up the rest of that slack. I have no other reason not to, right? God, I'm getting so hungry. This is crazy. I've got a grenade for bot sticks. He's such a hero. He's such a patriot. right? God, I'm getting so hungry. This is crazy. I've got a grenade for bot sticks.

He's such a hero. He's such a patriot. God. What would he do for to save nugs? I mean, go that far from an avknot sticks. Yeah. This guy is fucking brilliant. If I cast your on earth, I think.

He just gets weirder. Yeah. I sorry. So the great thing about Patty Seacos, Patty Broken Scully goes by in this show. Okay. He's not a customer of anything. So he only talks about fast food on his show about food. He has shows about comedy, his favorite comedians, Chris DeLia. He talks about movies on shows.

The rapists. He was. He once said Venom was a perfect movie. Venom, currently in the 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. This guy's got to kind of serve him anything he talks about. Him and I would give almost anything for him and Maddox to do one show together. Just talking about like would they get along or would they fight with it? Because they're both, they're both pretentious lying assholes that are desperate for anyone's approval, right? And they have no life experiences.

Everything they have experience in life is like, comes from a very narrow pool of crappy. But would they get, would they be best buds? Would they watch porn together or would they fight? That is an interesting question because it could go either way. Would they see too much of themselves in the other and hate it? Hate the reflection. Or they'd be like stepbrothers.

Would they do both? Would they get a fight at first? They didn't get along and do activities together. Maybe. Oh God, please God, please. Can we please God? If I were going, there's gotta be a price on this, right? There's gotta be a price on this.

And they can, They can double their audiences to eight. there's got to be a price on this right? There's got to be a price on this. And they can, you fucking losers. They can, they can double their audiences to eight. So that's, yes. What would Patty C. Cups think of banana dogs? Yeah. What would ox mad think of? They would just critique each other incessantly, I think.

They're so busy. They're both so busy. Yeah. Oh, come on, please, please. Speaking of both of them lying all the time, track 12. So Patrick Michael has talked about how he never got promoted. Sorry. The guy who got promoted at the same, or the guy who got promoted who was hard at the

same time that he was. So then he was a dick to that guy for the rest of the time they worked together. Sure. Because he was. So then he was a dick to that guy for the rest of the time they worked together, as he was obviously just about this. But then at one point, it decides to pretend that he had employees. This is track 12. Okay, here we go.

Lies, compulsive lying, both of them. Right, because I had always taught, I had taught my employees like, hey, the sooner we get these assholes out of here, the better we do this just on us, the quicker we are just us. We can just hang out man And then it won't be like a won't be like a boss employee relationship It'll be like old friends

Get these assholes out of here These fucking people's employees We just hang out, man. I like bros. See if we can see who can deep fry a wrath the best. I'm like, ah, no. Right? Because I always taught, I taught my employees like, hey,

the sooner we get these assholes out of here, the better we do this job and the quicker we are just us, we can just hang out, man. He's amazing. He's amazing. That is an amazing sentence. Like Michael Scott. My next clip picks up from where this one left off.

Okay. Because what happened is he knows he told a lie, and he gets really nervous. So he changes the subject and it's a longer clip, but holy shit, it makes zero sense subject. And it's a longer clip, but holy shit, it makes zero sense. Okay, let's go. We can just hang out, man.

We can bullshit. We can eat a sandwich, whatever. We can fucking be free a little. And still be paid for that. Take our clothes off. Sitting here crying and taking 20 minutes for this guy's order is only making it worse, where that time is so much shorter.

We don't get that. You don't get to appreciate the job or the people you work with. And that's why, like, again, the vetting process is super important, where I've been to interviews where, much like Dylan's situation, there's nine people, and you don't know who to impress. Who am I talking to here?

Who's the main person? Because for sure, Dylan, did you see all five of those people every day you worked? Is anyone impressed? No. No. Is that interesting? No. No? Is that interesting? He switches it to the interview process.

Yeah. And he thinks when you interview for multiple people, there's only one person you have to impress. You know, I bet they're all stakeholders in this. I bet you have to impress all of them. Just try that. He also thinks that people sit there and intentionally make an order more difficult

for us. So it's like I'm just gonna keep fucking around. But this order, like, oh, I don't know how to do anything. I'm the worker, is he me? Yeah, the worker, yeah. Why would you like, what the fuck? Like entertaining yourself by complicating the order. Just get it done so we can get back to being bros and having sandwich. Exactly.

So was that his interview? Was that like his answer of what kind of boss? Is that why he didn't get promoted? Because that's what he said. I have an amazing clip on here talking about interviewing, track four. Okay. Tried to get in at the kitchen at a bowling alley.

Got two interviews, never got the job. And that's what we talked about, the vetting process. How do you, how, what, how do they decide that you're not qualified huh you know I'm saying without it's it's easily the most trainable positions of any job well amazing he's from the guy who couldn't close an rb's did everything but locked the god damn door god for guy I did everything right except locked the door uh it's 15 years later and he still isn't sure why he was picked for that job. I don't know why they didn't hire me because they talked to you face to face.

That would be nice. I asked you a couple of questions like how you ask people in the podcast. Usually a second interview is like a good thing like you're down to the final pool but this was literally just for the fucking laws. Yeah, we're gonna interview this guy again. He's not gonna just you guys gotta come in. There's like three times as many people fucking stand around watching. Yeah, come on, come on, we're gonna set this up. All my stuff in there is fucking nine guys in them.

Yeah, everybody in the company. Yeah, trying to stay full laughter. I'm not gonna lie to you. Uh, God, I love him so much. He really is a great guy. Speaking of how he sucks at his job, Trek 15 is a fun one. Okay.

I worked with this Italian family that might have had some Italian food at the speeds of place. And it was a pizza place on one side and then like actual Italian food in a bar. And his like 75 year old grandfather would come over and get on me about how I spread the cheese on the pizza. Like that, I got in trouble with that same job for using too many paper towels. How many paper towels are you fucking using? Who knows?

I'm guessing he spread the cheese in correctly. I have the pizza. Yeah, great. I don't know what we're talking about. Yeah. Also, he lives in Indiana. I dealt this family with mob dogs. I'm just going to throw it out.

Do they say italians in Indiana? People who have never been around Italian say italian. Oh, okay. How would this moron spread cheese? Like what is it, what is it? What is it, what is it? Yeah, because he does everything he has to reinvent himself. He puts, he puts cheese on one half and then paper towels on the other.

That's why. That's why. What's amazing though, guys, is that he never made a mistake. Track seven. There's a difference in that because I would die for the shit. I was the guy that, oh, we got a sandwich wrong. Bullshit. I made the sandwich.

I know it's right. So I'm going to defend it. But then I would have managers that would follow me up there and then just give them free shit anyway. So that's when you start being like, well, fuck it. What am I defending? Yeah, good question. He's amazing. All right. He's amazing. Here's where I learned from this podcast. I was one episode.

He never made a mistake making a sandwich, but he also never closed the restaurant correctly and was fired from Arby's for not storing meat overnight correctly. He took pride in his work and would die for his job, yet he refused to change the sodas or pick things up that are heavy. He taught his employees to work hard so they could get things done earlier and he gave the co-worker as promoted ahead of him a hard time whenever possible.

This guy is ever better than I should. Yeah, and does an auto-spread cheese and wasted company supplies? He's a lot of favorite towels. I would tell my employees, like we can have activity time. If we just finish all these sandwiches, we can go to coloring books and just bullshit.

He's so serious. But around and do slapstick with each other. Like the worst thing you would want. Just hang out, like Bond. Yeah. Like Brose. Like Brose. Um,

all right. Yeah, like bros like bros Tract 10 makes me makes me question how good of a restaurant employee he was People think that you now work for them and it all goes back to the customers always right that saying has ruined customer service These fucking assholes who are paying for the food that I'm making should really just get lost. Yeah, get out. So we can grow in like grows. Ruined customer service at our bees. Right.

It's ruined. Look, they're going to give you a different food. Like in that respect, no matter what the customer says, the manager's just going to go, yeah, here, here's something else. Yeah, I mean, it probably was fucked up. Like it probably had some kind of weird motion it or, you know, it's not like it came out of the million dollar meat locker in the back. It's just a slurry.

Right. All right, I want to change gears real quick. This is funny because Patrick Michael, I don't think he had a lot of friends growing up. I don't think he fits in with anybody. He's never had like a click or something that he fit in with. So these guys who are on here are talking about sports. You know, Dylan was a baseball player. He's kept for the baseball team in high school.

And so Patty Seacups wants to get in on the action and talk about how cool he was. Track 20. Okay. I was more of a table tennis guy from home on a computer. What? He put the ball. No, actually, I don't know. I always felt like I'll shine playing capture

the flag and PE with the Jocks. And I'll go chop it up with the nerds. What? Capsule. So like, I was afraid. When I was in third grade, capture the flag. Yeah. Shining the flag with the Jocks.

With the jocks. We've got this name called smear the cue. Yeah. Really whack it up with the jocks on that one. Yeah. And I go chop it up with the nerds and the nerdery. Yeah. What a social butterfly. He's, oh my God. He's special. I don't know how you'd listen to all this in a row. Like all of these comments one after the other without having them highlighted with time to process. Yeah, it would be very exhausting.

I would think. Anyway. I'll tell you what the most exotic. I'm going to play one more clip out here. It's the longest clip, but it really is just the ramblings of a moron. Well, we say that this is my favorite podcast, or to Abra Lib. No one is even close to this good at podcasting. Track three. One of the things that I thought was so funny about the stories I've heard so far is when people talk about I made the connection of the difficulty in the application portion when you go in for

the interview, right? You play a part and honestly your part should represent you at the job as well, not just through the audition. You see what I'm saying? Oh, I'm just playing this role and then I get the job. Now I can be a slack off and not do shit type of person. I was never that guy, but I'll tell you what, I did talk shit to everybody I would work with all the time, especially when it consisted of jobs

that was not my job that I felt. Remember, I'm 17 to 20 years old, I'm rebellious already, I don't wanna hear nobody tell me shit. So when a friend of mine or a guy who I started working with who's working on the same line becomes a manager, and then he gets all up to me. Oh, well guy, I'ma make your nights bad. I'm coming, I'm coming for your head every night, you know, because I was, because it's

so fucking monotonous, man, people don't realize that. And that's why I'm always so offended being a customer going into one of these places now and seeing somebody act like that, like they demand this and this and this. It's like, dude, you have never worked on the other side of that counter because there's six people here that would beat the shit out of you just because you're lucky they're trying to keep their 775 now. You see what I'm saying? But what do I do? What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response,

were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. That was how we started the show. I got blessed Dylan and Zach for hanging in there because I don't know if I would have stuck with him on this one. Amazing. Yeah, he's amazing. I hope he never stops. I pulled clips from different episodes and put them together to make him sound stupid. I did not. Yeah.

That was that was really just him rambling out and out about auditioning for a rest. And then he talks about how he wouldn't go above and beyond and do things that he's worrying his job description or whatever that would possibly be. I work at restaurants. We do everything. But he talks to employees to go about his employees to get it out of the work app. It's yeah. Chop it up so they can chop it up with the nerds and jocks alike.

Yeah, hey, work hard. Get these assholes out of here so we can sell their shit. I love that he talks about the customers. Everyone's got to work in fast food so they know how hard it is. It's not hard. Yeah, fuck you. Fast food is not a hard job. It really is not.

All the empathy just flies right out the window. People will have people will do that for you if you're listening enough. The only thing easier working fast food is having a podcast that makes fun of other people's podcast and this show exists. I don't have to say anything, just play the clip, just be like, see? I told you. Oh, God, he's so good. Thank you for doing this.

Thank you for putting all these together for me. It's really, it's for you. I love it. You have really caught on to Patrick Michael and are enjoying him as much as I have. I love that. Dude, he's the best. I really wish him and Maddox would team up just for one episode. Like if they just had a phone call together and taped it, they could sell it.

They could 100% sell it, just talking to each other. Let's do a Kickstarter. Let's get something going, man. Let's raise the money that it takes because I'm sure Maddox is having a hard time with rent. And I got in those Patrick Michael makes 12 bucks on Patreon a month, so he would, he would take some money. I will pay them each $1,000 to do it.

Yeah, and they can sell it. And they can, and they can sell it on their own. Right, I'll buy it, I'll just buy my copy and they'll still retain the rights. Yeah, I'm not gonna be a dick about it. I just want a one-hour phone call between those two About anything. How could they not do that you match it? Oh my god This is about two thousand dollars each two grand a piece for those two

fucks to have a conference call together and record it and release it or sell it they can do either one I know neither one of them can set up some any kind of sales platform, so I don't want it to be delayed. I'll help them do that if they want that too. How do we get the word out to them? They listen to everything we do, Shana. I know. They are. I know. It's every single second of everything that we do.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you, Carl. It's nice to be a success like you and not those guys. It's a wonderful reminder listening to these things. Thank you for coming. Thanks for having me on, guys.

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Hey real quick. It makes me a raid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it, too. So I'm still watching the Buffalo Sabers play hockey, which is a huge waste of time to the worst team ever. But I'm watching the other day. And for the first time, they let fans into the arena

because obviously it's very dangerous to watch hockey games in New York State. Yeah, well, I can't do that. Guess how many people they went into the arena, Dick? 20, 100, 100, 100%. Oh, is it 10%? 1900 fans are watching this hockey game and you think to yourself, like, best seems overly pre-conscious.

Yeah, there's kind of more 20, 25%. And one has a molested all of them. Oh, geez. Did you have a win? Yeah, that's what they got in. Oh, my, does that have to be? No, the trees are about this. So you're got 900 fans. So you can imagine what they got in. Oh, my, does that have to, no. Pat and the trees are about this. So you're got a night-heter faith.

So you can imagine what this looks like. There's like three couples to a section. They are so far away from each other and they're all forced to wear masks the entire game. We know what it is, y'all. But for some reason, Transmission and the grocery store does not exist. We can hang out, we can bump into each other

and a grocery store. Are we playing We can hang out, we can bump into each other and a grocery store. Are we playing? I can't remember. Very dangerous. Yeah. This is such a, it's just such obvious horse shit by now. Um, that's like, I'm talking to Dr. Fauci about that. How was the stop theater?

You've been vaccinated. You're wearing two masks. What's going on? Yeah. Um, I don't know if it's ever going to end. I love that they said, they said to teachers now that six feet the CDC says It's three feet. It's okay now Students could be three feet apart because they're little

Teachers still have to be six feet away from students because you're an adult. I was like well I mean first of all that's kind of a good the first that's kind of a good rule to have all the time Keep the adult away from kids I mean, first of all, that's kind of a good rule, to have all the time. Oh, yeah. Hahaha. Keep the adult away from the kids. I mean, you could even add a little bit on there. Yeah, sure. Be cautious. Be cautious.

You know, our leaders should say six feet apart. Camp counselors, like, let's go somewhere. Basically, that could be, that could be forever. Right. But the kids, ah, we could be three feet. Let me guess, is it because you couldn't fit them all in a fucking classroom, you bunch of broads, you fucking hacks, you fucking

liars. Um, yeah. Oh, hilarious. All hilarious. All the part about all of that, though, dick is like people like Sean will sit there and be like, well, that's the science. And then the cheap it later. And you go stupid. And this is why we're bitching about it. Get out of here. People were saying on the Flat Earth episode

that it was funny to see the Flat Earth people talk about COVID because you can see me and Carl get visibly upset. I'm like, we think that too. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I just did the one podcast which is Matt Wong and his wife, which was one of the guys from the Flat Earth podcast. Yeah. Yes, we just show today. And it's so funny because they're saying the craziest nonsense. And then the woman's talking about how COVID is a hoax. I'm like, okay, we're just got that.

That's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, well, well, let's hear him out. Let's hear him out. I might be on the rock, do you have a cream with Flat Earth? There's 80% of the time. Oh, God. All right. I might be on the rock to you if I'm a creep with flat earth. There's 80% of the time.

Oh God. All right. I love doing those crossover episodes. I do too. They're one of my favorite things to do. Go to, what's your do, your patreon is patreon.com slash. Is it who are these podcasts? It is. Yes.

And you can go to whoartys.com to get links to all of our stuff, our subreddit, our discord, the patreon, the supercast, everything. There you go. We just started putting out a Southern John Deepfake videos on our YouTube channel. What is that? There's a guy locally who's a fan of the show who's got some software that can do the deepfake stuff and he reached out to me.

And so we probably put green screen and just started to do our stuff. It he reached out to me. God. So we probably green screen. It's all over. It's all over. It's all over. All right, Carl. Nobody's going to believe anything anymore ever. They shouldn't with deal with these. They shouldn't. That's really going to be the end. Yeah. All right, Carl.

See you. Bye. Thanks for coming. Thanks for calling in. Who are these podcasts? Thank you. Let's see what I got here. I didn't even get to any of this stuff, man.

We had a vice or drag queen story time, CEO got caught with child pornography. Oh. The hits just keep on coming. This one, I thought this was funny because it was, I mean, it's like a ton of bullshit, but like that doesn't matter, right? What do you mean?

Well, here's the part about that I thought was funny. So the guy, the ex, this guy who was a judge for child, he just got elected to be a judge for child court in Milwaukee. Child court as in like custody rights. I don't know. I don't know what children's court is. Or is it just kids suing other kids? Kids suing other kids?

What, yeah. Child court, yeah. Yeah. And he was the CEO or the ex president or something of this thing called Cream City Foundation, which did the fundraiser. Cream City Foundation. Okay, so come on. Okay, just stop everybody make jokes amongst themselves for 30 seconds.

We'll have a split. Now, but that was, that's what Milwaukee's called. That's like city of angels. I mean, that is what Milwaukee's called. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, really? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's what hold on. Cream city, Milwaukee. I didn't know that. I think it's, I don't know for like,

brats and beer and shit like, yeah, it was the, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, it's the fucking nickname of their city, right? But still, yeah, I mean, come on, you might want to update that. Hmm.

I guess the thing, I don't know what, I read this from a representative, US representative Lauren Bobert, who said she was going to try to get help Gab with their, she's pretending to be, you know, powerful on Twitter and so she's going to help Gab get their credit card processing back and I said, be do me too. This is what she says, unsur, for the winner of this week's, this should have been a red flag award. We learned that drag queen story hour leader and the former CEO of horribly named

Cream City Foundation has been arrested for child pornography. And I said, wait a minute, well, what was the red flag there? Cause I and the red flag there? Cause I and the red flag was that they wanted to be around kids. Was your, what's the red, what's the red flag you're talking about? I know, it's not, you're not saying, I know you're not saying

that it's the drag queen part, because that's how, that's why men don't get custody in court is, because that's, like this is, which way are we going with this? What a week after the fucking Boy Scouts get hit with how many thousands of cases of child predation? I know I'm sorry. Shouldn't have let in the gays What's in the boy scout? That's the cause. Oh, okay. Obviously. What was the red flag on that one exactly? Exactly? What was the red flag on that one? Exactly, exactly. What was the red flag? Because I know I have an idea of what it was.

What it be like, what was your red flag? I know, just this celebration, this wholesale celebration of, you guys got caught, because of your general unis, because of all the things that you're doing. Now we got caught, oh fuck, oh got a lot doing some stuff over here. At no point, at no point, as any, as anyone exhibited any ability to predict these horrific crimes ever or stop them

preemptively ever, they have only exhibited the ability to celebrate when the someone not like them gets caught and to deny it and to justify it. Look at the other way. They're fucking sorry. Oh, yeah, I know. Oh, God. What did she say? This should have been a, this, this weeks this should have been a red flag award, which

part, which part is it? Because you got, go back to the, I don't know where it's, you know what's about to have. I glossed over the drag queen part, what the drag queens reading story time. What the hell is that? What's some fucking thing that they've that's like a queen puts together. It's a program.

So drag queen's drag queens reads story books to children. Yeah, I'm kind. Yeah. Here's, here's, let me demonstrate what the example is of absolutely no red flags. Hey, do you want to read stories to kids? No. Yeah. I hate them. Can't stand them. Yeah. Well, well, you mean you got nephews. Those are my family. Right. Yeah. Just go read books to just random kids. I don't. No, no, no. That's that's anything. That seems like a lot of work.

Can I go talk about God with these kids? No, definitely not. I don't. I don't. I was talking about like career, no. Absolutely not. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why that especially upset me.

I think it was maybe in a digi mood or something. Anyway, here is some comments. Andrew, listening to 250, you'd be surprised about pulling out versus condoms. Remember that guy wrote in saying that pulling out is just as good as condoms? He was fucking right. Here, this is from the CDC.

Yeah, I'll bring, yeah. Let me pull it up. One's more fuck up, Opipul. Which one? So you got the pre-com and I mean you know Sean that's that you know at least show Check this shit out effectiveness of planning methods. I believe the CDC in this in this instance by the way Here we go. Injectible is six effectiveness of family planning methods. Take a pill each day. Is that error rate? Is that like, yeah, I think it is six percent error for injectable 9% for the

pill, 9% for the patch, 9% for the ring, but% for a, like a pill, I know that's because they don't fucking take them, right? Like if they fuck up, I thought that too, but the patch, how could they fuck the patch up? And that's the same. I don't know. You're talking about waiting the patch. I don't know.

Good counterpoint what they're doing. Male condom, 18%, female condom, 21%, withdrawal, 22%. So you're talking about a 4% difference. We're handling guys over. I think there's a lot of method doesn't work. I think there's more, I think there's going to be more to it than that. So withdrawal is only 1% more granted. That's a big 1%. But I think there's going to be more to that. The fact that I control for that you could just spray a bunch of goo in there.

Well, you know, like they put that on condoms sometimes too. But this, I think this means just spermicide. Yeah. You get like a turkey, but like get one of those fire thing bellows and just go, boom. And you could pound in there like mashed potatoes. Yeah, this seems like it,

I'm guessing this doesn't control for a lot of things. What do you mean? It doesn't control for error, like user error. But I think this is real data. Or lying. Yeah, but you know what? Just whatever. Yeah, it's like a survey.

You think the CDC is lying? No, I think it's just, I think they're probably gonna explain down below that it's like this doesn't control for blah, blah, blah. It's just this was our method of birth control. And we unintentionally got pregnant. Maybe you could be right. I don't know. I feel like a dick saying all that stuff about pull out method last week. This guy shut me up. I'll see. I'll see you, rabbit. Hey, Dick, new-ish to the server plus Patreon. Just thought I'd share the fucky things happening in Australia with COVID

and how South Ossies are okay with being tracked by the government into every store clinic you go into. They also want us to use the same idea for a consent app. A sexual consent app. That's going on in some places in Europe too. Uh, cool. I want to say Denmark or something.

Yeah, there's like a, there's a consent app. Wow. I heard about this a couple of months ago. So it's not available to you. It's got to lead to do something consent. Australia, consent. I need a Coke. You want a Coke?

Yeah. Thanks. Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Did you give me the less cold one? No, I give you the more cold one. Oh, wow, what a guy. I saw you weighing those like Indiana Jones.

No, I was like, what's the cold one? Thank you. Australia police are suggesting developing a phone app that would document sexual consent. Oh, man, I made the rising numbers of sex crimes in Australia's most populated state. And there's gonna be ads for it too. When they're like, all sexy,

I'm like, how'd she just click that little? It's gonna make any... Inside consent. Do you have to go revoke it then? Well, you want to control fucking, you know, global population. Fuckin' do this control fucking, you know, global population. Fuckin' do this. Just do this.

Now I believe all that Bill Gates shit. Everybody's too afraid. Can you, like if you Rufia checked, I mean, you just do it in her sleep, right? Here you go. Haven't thought that far enough. Don't these guys know how date rape works? Jesus Christ.

Um, here's, I got some stats for you. Hmm. I know how much you love stats. These ones are pretty interesting. Stats. Duh-duh. Here is hospitalizing COVID. Okay, this is,

what are the asked people? What are the chances? Someone with COVID must be hospitalized, right? Pretty easy. What was your guess, Sean? What would your had guess have been? Somebody with COVID needing to be hospitalized? Yeah, I don't know.

Quite low. I've said like one or two. Quite low. One or two percent. Okay, the correct answer is one to five percent. I don't know why quite low. I've said like one or two, quite low. One or two percent. Yeah. Okay, the correct answer is one to five percent. I don't know why it's so big. That just must have been one of the answers for the voting. Democrats were 10% of the time, guessing the correct answer.

Republicans were 26% of the time, guessing the correct answer. Independents were 20% of the time. So Democrats correct answer, independence were 20% of the time. So Democrats were, they did not guess the correct answer about half the time. They thought it was more 50%. So Democrats, their most popular answer, they gave, the response they gave was 50% of the time and up. You need to go to the hospital if you have fucking COVID. 41% of Democrats surveyed, said half of the time and more.

It's because you need to be hospitalized when you get COVID. Yeah, that's insane. It's insane. That's insane. Yeah, and I see the, I can see it in the circles that I'm in. Really? People, well, no, they don't think that, but people are way too afraid of it. That explained it. I mean, it's like, yeah, it, yeah, it's, yeah.

They think there's a very good chance that things for, for, basically, anybody that things will go very, very wrong. It's been, it's just, it's not the case. So this is, then the second highest answer the Democrats gave was 28% said 20 to 50%. So what is that? 70% of Democrats think that there is a higher than 20% chance you have to go to the fucking hospital. Yeah. And the correct answer is one to five.

And I don't know which seems, which seems kind of what I would have guessed. I mean, yeah, it's a low, it's a low percentage. Republicans, I mean, Republicans are very fucking stupid too. They had 28% say. I'm actually kind of surprised that those are that right. I mean, where did they, I always ask the other questions. It's a, right, it's a, it's a, it's a poll, right? Right, I mean, I'm going to say that it's, I'm going to say that they may they may hopefully did it with just, let's find out what people think.

Yeah. Well, and what we found is, but it's not, it's not that surprising. No, it's not. It's not that surprising. Yeah. 28%. So Republicans is the same, most, the biggest thing. I mean, there was 50% of up.

How could people be this fucking stupid? 50% and up. Jesus. That's insane. I mean, if it were 50%. I mean, take their coats. Yeah, it's, yeah. It depends too.

35% said 50, said half of the time, if you have COVID, you're going to the hospital. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Here's another one I got for you. Another survey. This is similar survey. How many black men were killed by police? Sean, how many black men do you think

were killed by police last year? Oh, you know, police, you know, black men, police and black men, I don't know if George Floyd counts. That's one or maybe zero. Don't know. Well, I would guess it. I'm guessing men kill by, I would guess, I mean, under black guys, killed by cops.

What do you think? I could look really stupid. I'm gonna guess. I mean, I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess. It's gotta be under in the low hundreds, under 500, under 500, 300. What would you give a minimum? Talking about guys getting killed by, pop, pop, pop. A minimum? Yeah. Under 500.

Oh, it's gonna say, and that might be high. That's high. Do you want to cut it into an average forming or do you want to give me a round? I'm gonna guess like 50. 50. I'm gonna give you a round. And that's that might be high. That's high. Do you want to let you want to go? You want to cut it into an average for me? Or do you want to get a range? I'm gonna guess like I'm gonna guess like 50 50 black guys killed by cops last year 50 black guys the correct answer is 27 27 here are here I hear about it the more I kept working my way down as I talking to yourself out of it

Because we hear about it, I kept working my way down as I talking to yourself out of it. Well, being an idiot. Yeah, that's not because I realized that. Because I realized you're gonna hear about every one. Oh yeah, that's true. So yeah, so that makes it, so people, I'm guessing people are thinking four or five figures about.

Some people, about, here is the top answer is more than 10,000. Oh my. Well, I'm thinking like, what are the gun deaths? What are the, yeah, and then what are involved in, what are gun deaths? Police involved? What are liberals? Very liberal.

Eight percent say more than 10,000. Just a little bit liberal, 5%. That's fucking, that's in moderate. That's just people not thinking at all, like not doing like any kind of math, like thinking at all. What's how many feels right more than 10,000? What feels right? The amount of this hysteria going on. Yeah, probably more than 10,000. So I was, so I, I doubled the actual amount effectively after talking yourself down. Yeah, I've felt pretty good,

actually. When I see I arrived, I arrived at a reasonable number and a reasonable number and not too long a time. I thought it was zero. So you're closer than me. I knew it wasn't zero, but okay, the most common answer, the most common answer given was about a thousand. And then obviously it climbs about 10, very conservative about 10. That's gotta be a lie. What? Okay, the moderate people are about 140% say, 30% say about 10. And then about a thousand, man, there's a lot of... Mm-hmm.

Well, I got to say, okay, the conservatives are more right in this one, right? Yeah, just saying, which like a 10 and a 100, it looks like about, it looks like 90% of conservatives are saying between 10 and a 100, right? Let me see. 46% plus 40%.

Sorry, oh, I'm looking at the conservative, yeah. Yeah. Gigantic. Yeah. In the right range. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In a significant amount of liberal liberals would say more about a hundred to a thousand. Yes. That's pretty far off, guys. Well, there's a, but there's a huge difference between

a hundred and a thousand. And there's a lot of them are saying about 10,000. So that was another answer. Now, where is that? 25. that means a quarter, a quarter of Liberals think it's 10,000 or more. Whoa, cool, cool election that we're having. Good God. Okay. Oh, good God. I told my touch should have come in.

That's insane. Like, I mean, yeah, that should be happening in all your towns. You gotta start with the basics with people. You talk to them. Okay, so what percentage of the time do you go to the hospital of COVID? Right, 50, 50.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I get it. I see where you coming from. Mm-hmm. Is Mike Hancho even in there? Oh, he's in the green room. Okay. Mike, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get to you in a minute.

I'm gonna read, oh oh well. This is about the Mike are you there? I'm Alright, um, how are you how are you doing in the in the in the military buddy? What's going on? You know, man? I'm combating white supremacy Mm-hmm everyday in my life just making sure I self-criticize myself Always make sure I'm thinking about the people of color and minorities that I could be offending by my very existence.

Oh, really? Oh, really? Really trying to live up to all the expectations of my new administration. Oh, yeah. They're building a wall around the Capitol. So yeah, that's going well. I'm actually up here. I live in the Capitol area. Oh, they're building a wall to keep

I don't know it's some kind of wall. They figured out a way so illegal Mexicans could go through the wall, but nobody else can It's like a density thing. Yeah, I see like phase, you know, yeah, yeah Yeah, it's actually not a dot a joke. There is still a giant fence built around most of DC. And they have Nash. There's 5,000 National Guards. Olders here, just sucking taxpayer dollars, standing on the street corner, looking fucking stupid. Hmm.

Are they at least holding signs? No, they're holding their rifles in correctly and looking stupid as well. Dope. This guy rode in. I wrote to you in the past about the state of the US military and the thank me for my service culture. I recently listened to episode 250 and I wanted to offer my two cents for background. I've been in the army for a long time now.

He did just right. No, no, it's different guy. It's been good for me and my family. I've received training and held positions responsibility. Thank you for your tax dollars. Don't thank me for my service. Sean said that the military should be focused on being effective above all else i don't see any kind of uh... it's true that through the work for night doesn't have any woke shit in

here uh... that's goes on and on and on so what are they doing what's going on mike with the woke stuff what's happening uh... it's a lot of like safety stand-down stuff so instead of training to go and fight our nation's wars, we are now taking the entire days to focus on diversity in the ranks. Combat, you know, male, like toxic masculinity has been thrown out in my infantry company more in the last

two weeks than I've ever heard it. Like I hear it more in the army now than I do on fucking Facebook. Wow. And that's a masculinity should I hear it more in the army now than I do on fucking Facebook. And that's a masculinity should be a good thing in the armed forces. It should be a saw after attribute. You would think ass-lappery would be the thing we're trying to promote here, a bunch of guys getting ready to go do war, but instead it's, well, if you accidentally slip up and call someone an Epsiloner, then we're going to have to put it on paper. You're probably going to have to get some type of remedial training, or we're just going to kick you out of the ARP service.

What kind of remedial training? Like a re-education? So, actually, yeah, that's not a joke. In every company, there's an equal opportunity advisor. And if you fuck up and you say a slur or your caught being you know anyway that's not considered pc then the equal opportunity advisor brings the whole company like a hundred and fifty something people in and literally trains everyone to the standard of like what is acceptable in the arm service workplace. Now correct me if I'm wrong but the military has put a lot of work into making regular

guys killers. Like they have to overcome that survival instinct that you want to run, you want to not murder, and they have to like train this out of people to do it for the other people in your battalion or what. Yeah, they have a lot of money spent to brainwash you and to being an effective soldier. I would think this entity would be very good at reprogramming people into whatever ideology they want to promote. Is that, would you say that's accurate?

I mean, Yeah, 100% is. We're not focused on the war fighting aspect of the service at any point anymore. We're still dropping $100 million dollars of bombs and ordinance in third world countries. Yeah, but back home, we are focused on hurt feelings. What's the effect on people that you've seen? Like, are they buying it? What is the future?? The infantry culture guys that I've been with for, I've been in almost 10 years and guys that I've been with are just getting out left and right. I've heard that. I've got that up. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, well, this is fucking gay. I'm not doing

this. This isn't what I wanted to do. Like, I'm no longer the bitter illusion of defending freedom that we had, even four years ago, even some of it, even under the Obama administration, like, I'm fighting them over there, so I don't have to fight them over here. Yeah, that's absolutely gone now.

Like, it's now it's just, well, you're doing this, so we can all have equality. It's the most ridiculous shit in the world. Like, the female soldier in combat arms push is, it's laughable. Wait, we're still wrong. What was all that stuff you just said, the female soldier in combat arms push? What is that? So pushing that concept. A couple of

years ago, they decided to let females join the infantry. Yeah. They thought that would be a great idea. Someone watched our ship troopers, I guess. Well, what they didn't do is fix the physical fitness standards. So they started putting females in infantry roles and then females just started to physically break. Like they couldn't do it. Yeah. Like they were lift and dudes, they were having issues. Like, and then the deployment would come up and it was really weird. All the female soldiers would just show up pregnant. It was like an 80% pregnancy rate before a combat deployment. Yeah, sure.

It was really weird how that works. So the army and it's a great idea came up with this new physical fitness test. That was 100% gender neutral. And they have this exercise in it called the leg tuck where literally you hang from a bar and all you have to do is like a half ass pull up and touch your knees to your elbows. Over 90% of females cannot do three of them. Yeah. Can the guys or the guys like just slacking off them because there's no more fitness requirements. I've gotten a little chubby from being in the unit I'm in. I can still push out 19 to 25 of them. Oh my God.

So you just, it's a laughable amount of just effort that's required to do the physical fitness test. We went from having to run like a 13 minute two mile. So now we have to run a 19 minute to pass. Mm-hmm. The long time. Yeah. I can do that Which I can probably do that. I can get black.

Yeah. I can get black out drunk on a Tuesday, wake up on Wednesday at three in the morning, go run a 19 minute two mile, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. But once again, these fucking clearing, these female clearing barrels can't do the job. Well, and it does ultimately mean people's lives in the field. Does it? When are we going?

If we go to a near-pierre conflict with another country, like a vegetable near-pierre, not fighting, not fighting dudes in mudhuts, if we go to war against a China, a Russia, hell, even in North Korea, it's going to be funny. I don't buy that. I don't, I don't think we'll ever have a war with those guys. I'm not sure either, but I think. I think, well, what do you guys want? What else do you want? I think in theory, if they physically can't do a job like, you know, move somebody, do whatever, lift something. Yeah. I mean, it's it has to. There's no way that's an advantage.

No, we're still making men sign up for selective service and the draft is still a thing. Women still don't have to do that. And what you're seeing is you're seeing more and more like, I'm a mid grade senior in CO. I train new soldiers a lot. I'm not a drill sergeant, but when they come out of basic training, they come to me. And the amount of 18 to 19 year, like kind of feminine men in the infantry is, it's really scary. Like not even like trying to joke about it. Like it's fucking scary.

Why have scary kids a lot? Like I could I have to tell these kids a lot like, Hey, you know eventually you could have to, you know, leave your cell phone in your room and your electronics and go and change. Really? Fight the war, bud. And they'll be like, oh, well, well, I was told there's Wi-Fi over there. I mean, it was the war's over, man. Crazy. So what's a, how much white supremacy is there to you here about every day?

There's currently an investigation in my company. Some kid popped off for heroin. So he told everyone that the only reason he's been doing heroin is because he's Jewish and the white supremacists, Nazis in our company have been targeting him and attacking him. That's the EO program. Spoken like an adict. To justify his, not my friend. A bit heroin use. Good.

God, I'm Jewish. Yeah. All these widespread. I thought he was just going to ring me. I thought he was just going to pin it on the black guy. Yeah, like, uh, shhh.

And so it's, it's, they pulled everyone in. They're like, you know, we hear, we hear y'all have been making fun of this soldier for being Jewish. And we had to look at our female commanding officer and be like, man, he's a fucking heroin addict. Yeah, that's what he has. He would literally sell you down the river for more heroin.

Racist, he loved fucking heroin. Yeah. You stupid bitch. Oh God. The, it's just the overreactions to things that just pop up in the general public consciousness or it's crazy what it infects. At what point, okay, at what point up the chain of command

are they just pretending to be stupid? Cause like the woman I can see, I got, she's just an idiot and believes like, you know, women that we gotta do this for PR. And then what? But at what point do they just like are they at what point is it turned from ignorance into evil is what I'm asking I guess how many guys you got to get through before they become evil?

I don't know. It's when we go to when we go to the war and we start having to look at people's parents again, be like, hey, sorry, your kid died because he kind of sucked. He couldn't meet the physical standards. We never trained him. We were too busy telling him that he was a shithead for being a white guy. So instead of teaching him how to shoot, we taught him that he has microaggressions and he put his, put his, put his masculinity in check.

We could do that with a postcard, but like at what point, how many of the top guys actually believe this shit? Oh, a lot of them. A lot of them. Most senior officers in the Pentagon are very liberal. When I was on a deployment, I had a kekka stand flag in my little like hut where I lived. And some officer walked by by like some senior officer walked by, went and Googled what a kekkist and flag was, got an article from the Southern poverty law center and had an investigation launched on me.

God. Now, wait a minute. I also saw that like you can't be political on an army base, right? You can't have, isn't that a law? Yes, you are not allowed to have political affiliations displayed. So I can say I support the commander in chief, but I can't go and campaign for him or anything. I can't have like a little one.

Yeah. But then they just said that Black Lives Matter is not political. So you can plaster the, you're yourself and your base with that with Black Lives Matter. Is that right? Well, how is Black Lives Matter political? That's an action movement to help us give reparations to those who have been oppressed systemically for 400 years, Dick. Why are you bullying them? And white supremacy is also not political at all.

That's just a hate, a hate group. So we can be, black is not, can be everywhere. And we can be anti-white supremacy, which is the following. But how do they define that for you guys in a way that's not political? White supremacy in the military

is any type of extremist organization or having affiliations with anything that is a white centric. So if you come out and say like, I'm really proud to be a white guy and that offends a person of color, then the equal opportunity advisor is going to step in and he's going to squash that immediately and investigation is going to get launched against you. Amazing. Well, I guess get it.

Smoke them while you got them. Have fun in the military while it's still a Republican stronghold because it's leaving. That's going to be done with soon. Yeah, we're now paying for SSRIs, which I have no problem with SSRIs, but you probably shouldn't need them if you're going to have a gun. We will pay for a free off trust off transgender surgeries. Sure. Why wouldn't you?

We will allow. The screen process should probably be heard. The recruiters are being told that we should overlook mental health deficiencies before like, before when new recruits would come in, if they had like marks from cutting themselves, that would be a disqualifier. That is no longer an issue. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. Well, so like, I don't want to just shit on these kids, but like, the fuck, man, like, this seems like a really bad idea.

I agree with that. Yeah, it's, yeah. There's plenty of other things that maybe they can do. Maybe the military is not the place for them. Sounds like an ISIS training camp to be honest. Like let's get all these people in the same place. The military is, it was kind of looked as a social experiment back in the day. Like, oh, we're gonna allow, you know,

black guys to be in the same unit with white guys. Like, that's fine. That one made sense, but, like, oh, we're gonna allow, you know, black guys to be in the same unit with white guys. Like, that's fine. That one made sense, but allowing like a group of people that already have a high suicide rate into a job that eventually you're gonna do something awful and end up having a high suicide rate, it just seems like a waste of taxpayer dollars and counterintuitive to like what the taxpayer expects from. Well, adjusted people, well adjusted people who go into the military and have to do things that humans do not are not really wired to do.

They have a lot of problems afterwards. And these are people who weren't depressed, who didn't have those kind of tendencies. So it's like, what do you think is going to happen to people who are like hanging on by a very thin thread to begin with. Well, maybe some we just change our interpretate, our idea of what the military is since it seems to be doing that for us. Okay, well, experiments over. It's going to be uncontrollable.

Anything make you a red? Well, it's discussing that we're putting high-risk people at an even bigger risk of suicide. That's what I mean. The media will eventually like make this a real blood that's discussing that we're putting high risk people at an even bigger risk of suicide. That's what I mean. The media will eventually like make this a bigger deal. Yes. About white supremacy. White supremacy will have caused it. No, yeah, when a trans person comes in and kills themselves, white supremacy will be

because that happens. It'll be, well, some guy was bullying them in the unit. Like, no, like on a routine basis, my boss is, like, I get told I'm a fucking scumbag, at least 30 times a day, and that I'm awful and should kill myself. Like, what's gonna have, like, that's just the culture. Yeah. Like, it's, it, anything that's wrong in the military now, it's not because of predispose conditions, the military did it for them.

They're gonna either kill themselves or they're gonna get out and they're gonna collect VA benefits and the taxpayer, they're gonna suck on the taxpayer teeth for the rest of their fucking life. And for something the military didn't honestly do. I'm gonna be the first one to shit on the government and be like, oh, they don't really take care

of us after we're done. But like holy fuck guys. Yeah, yeah, well, you know. All right, Mike, is anything else make you a rage? Chick-fil-A not being open on Sunday. Really pisses me the fuck off. Yeah. The religious right in this fucking country has just ruined it.

I want to get fatter on chicken and I want that fucking lemonade. And I've just had enough of the church keeping me from getting it. It's absurd, it's ridiculous. And honestly North Korea needs to step in and do something. I think it's about time China got there, got in here and started making some of what's happening. It's a frame chaffing truck in. Yeah.

All right, Mike. Good out of here. Hey, I think I'm going to go and dick. Yeah, good luck. Good luck out there. Getting yelled at for all your white supremacy. All right, what time is it? It's early 215.

Let's just end the show and do voice moths. This is been the Dick Show, Patreon.com slash the Dick Show. She needs Tuesday. All right. Presenting. Hey. Hey.

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Hey, Dict a scar. And what really makes me rage is that when the fuckers are talking about Biden falling down the stairs as if it's news or something like I'm supposed to care. And then they're like, you don't get it. This is a heart-giving out, bro bro or put the news talked about Trump falling down suit or his fear of stairs. Yeah, you're just as fucking stupid. You both sound equally retarded and I hate all of you. Yeah, I'm retarded.

You always go fuck yourself. You leave Trump at a big shit stain on his pants. Lly. Then why not a shit stain on his pants? I mean, fellow. You know, really noise me about the drag queen thing. What? He was a judge for child court, right?

Mm-hmm. No kinds of like, oh well, red flag, because of the drag queen. Oh, actually, he was elected into a government-controlled position of power over children. You think that might be a little more important than just your weird fucking, uh, homophobia? A little bit. Yeah.

Just say it. Just say I don't want drag queens around kids. Yeah. You can get through that. So we can get through you and get to the fucking judge part. I know there's so many things. There's so many things that I just want people to admit. God, just say it.

Okay, I will indulge your retarded fucking thought process if you will just admit that. And then we'll parse through and see if there's like any validity because there might be. I hate drag queens, okay. Now can we get to the Sean don't feel bad about not remembering me after you better right Three years and four transition support. Yeah, it's good. I better add a Tampa Like she she wore a sunscreen she goes hey it looks

different who I am and I say yeah I'll match we a big fan I've been watching your YouTube videos it's 26 days it comes the singer I back in the days when Jeff do was still at the PCP and I only know who big master said or anyone here is because you did that three hour-long lecture at Mad Cross and she goes, oh that's cool. The very next next day,

those transitions, I'm still the only black person in the room. Now I see you at the script room, black person in the room. No, I see you at the script room. We raised that each other. She wants up to be paid. Do you know who I am? Oh my God. That's hilarious. Don't fuck yourself. That's fucking hilarious. Yes, I am. Ah, see, he's, he's, he's agged. Yeah, I did. See here. Oh, hilarious. Hey, there, Kate Sean. This is for ABV.

This is my rage this week, because there was a, there was a centralist act of violence at out of massage parlor in Atlanta. And, and now I can't get a decently priced hj fucking anywhere anywhere. Oh my god. And everyone's standing with everyone's standing with them. But god damn it if I can't if I can't jack it with them and nobody nobody's touching my rod. Oh man. I'm angry about it. How many customers wiped out?

Seven, you know how many guys? Seven whores can whack off every day? All of those guys, just, oh, showing up at the hand job store. Got a police tape, bunch of lines on the ground. Well, I'll just go, now I'll just go to the other one. They're all booked. Okay, how much of the hand jobs now? Oh, double, because they didn't show up today,

cause we're all pretty getting murdered. Thanks a lot, man. Thanks a lot. People just don't think about their actions, how their actions affect others. Exactly. They just don't. Exactly.

Exactly my point. Very, very selfish. Exactly my point. Very selfish. Hey, dedication. Hey, I'm calling with a major rage, I would say. I'm watching pornography. Yeah. You know, right now.

Right now. And the old. Sounds great. Sounds great. And I'm on a particular site and decides to play a ad before the video. And it's an ad for jerk mates. I don't know if you've heard of it, but you know, it's a site where you go through, I guess, neutral and masturbate.

But my problem is, is that it shows a series of girls jumping and snapping and their clothes come off. I hate that. One of the chicks they use is literally the bad fucking land whale. I could ever see and I'm not saying I'm a small guy. You can't unsee. I put effort recently in the last year of getting my shit together. You don't mind. I can put on your meals. Apparently it's put in my head that I just fucking hate that trick though It's cuz you're you losing weight your brains. I What am I supposed to do with this? I look at this girl and I just like lose all sexual desire instantly and I'm like well

Guess I'm done Because that is nothing I want and now I'm going to try to be looking at the girl in the screen by going to be thinking of this fact girl that fucking empowered you know by current fucking i don't know culture culture that she's beautiful and involved and just put your uh... guys have a great day uh... love you so thank you love you too uh... just put your hand over your guys have a great day. Love you, Sean. Thank you.

Love you too. Just put your hand over your, you know, you got to shade your, your eye like a visor, so you can only see that skip ad down the, you know what I mean? So you're only looking in that like lower right corner. Mm-hmm. Just so you can know you're going to see stuff, but don't let it just, just, you know, it's going to happen again. So just take steps to, you know, to get around that.

I have a device, like a stick, a popsicle stick with a piece of cardstock on it. You do. I have a little square cut out. So I can hold it over the thing and you only see the skip. Yeah, very good. See the skip. Yeah, that's good.

Um, I forgot what I was gonna say. I think stupid. Oh, okay. I forgot what I was going to say. Stupid. Okay. Hey, vacation. Hey, vacation. Sean. Here's what makes me rage being generous to friends. All right.

I guess who I think our friends. I don't fucking know. Oh, no. So last weekend, you know, I invited a bunch of buddies downtown to come hang out. Yada yada yada. Most of us got together. Two yada, the same. When he said fashionably late, like, what the fuck, but all right, he came late and

spouted like an hour's drive downtown. And apparently he had been driving like 30 minutes around downtown to find parking. There's no parking. And then apparently he just quit last second. So I was like, oh shit, I can't feel bad that he was unable to come hang out with us. So I see him at the gym say, and I was like, yeah, sorry about that. Sorry you couldn't find parking. And I was like, hey, I just want to make it up to you and i literally don't have to do this

you know i didn't i didn't tell them that part but i was just like hey uh you know huh let me make it up to you like hey like next time you get together i'll buy you around you know i'll buy you drink you know and then he looks at me and goes just age drink wow really what the fuck what do you what what are you at this now? You have a fucking like bleeding vagina on Alan shit? What the fuck? Yeah, like you expecting to buy like a whole shit ton more. But first off, I owe you shit motherfucker.

Second, you know, I'm just offering just for the fucking sake of it. You know, God forbid, you know, being part, it's something like just for the fucking sake of it you know got for it you know being part it's something i've been like fucking grain with you know you just kind of like treat your friends or whatever especially if like hey fuck up or something i you know i'll i'll get you a drink back time whatever but this mother no that's something nerve to ask for more and i even thought you was joking like no no he's like he's like i thought i thought you would you would offer more i'm like i literally I literally told him I was like, listen here, asshole. Like, I don't have to be nice, man.

I'm just trying to fucking, you know, be a good friend. Like, what the fuck? I don't know why young guys do this. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I'm not a fucking charity. I'm an established man. Yeah. I'm not gonna offer help to fuck them all. If my bro comes over and he can't find parking, I'm by my bro beer. I mean, that's just the kind of bro I am.

What about you, bro? What kind of bro? How do you bro, how do you treat your bro's? Right. Me, guys, this one's on me. Yeah, it's on me tonight. Guys, I have a lot of money. Yeah. I can buy, I will buy you something to affect your emotions, not like a girlfriend similar, but not, I

don't expect you to blow me afterwards. I just want to have this emotional bond and money spending with you. I really want to... What's about it? Yeah. And then maybe if you kind of dick me over, you buy me a present. Maybe some flowers or something. Yeah. You know, if I've had a rough day, it doesn't always have to be beer.

Yeah. Some chocolates. You can write me a poem about how fucking sorry you are that the track, like what the fuck are you doing? I enjoy the finer things as well. Yeah. Appreciate a nice bouquet of roses. I don't see why that should be limited to the female gender. We could go see a movie together.

Yeah, I'll take you out. Or maybe just, we'll just talk for an hour and a half at night. Let's talk about it. Sorry, your parking was so rough. You want to tell me about it? Over this beer that I'll buy for you. Then you can buy me a beer. We'll have this endless cycle of reciprocity

and we'll be together forever because of it. Perfect. Stop doing that shit. Yeah. All right. One more. All right. Dick! I don't know if my audio sounds any different, but here goes, I'm on a break here and I'm thinking the future is going to be people are going to have to get plastic surgery to

hugify their face. You know, make them look uglier and they're also going to have to get like some kind of goo injected underneath their skin so that they're fat or like made to gain weight so that everybody's fat and ugly and nobody can be like. Right. Oh, you're nice looking face. That means that you're, you know, imposing your belief that you look better than the

other people feel bad. It's pregnancy. Face, you know, face, you know, face feel bad. It's why it's premises. Or a trace. A tract of this is based on racist. And then if you don't want to be racist, they're saying, oh, you don't want to be that. So that means that you think it's better than me. And that's of you're being a fatist or like a waitist or whatever. And like, massive. I'm talking about this kind of voice box thing.

That's like like bolt into their chest or whatever. Yeah. And you have to press the pre-reported phrases and it's going to be like I love the office. Hello and like goodbye and brought to you by that guy who can only um this guy's a genius. The court martial pencil where they had that one guy who can only respond with B B. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You're different. You're on neutral clothes. episode where they had that one guy who only respond with B, B, B, you know, I can come in and you're just right neutral clothes. Look, becoming you're looking trapezoid boxes. Yeah. And we're all going to Bell's palsy like sitting in that box.

So I think because we've been vaccinated so much. That's going to be it. Yeah. Actually, yeah, that's it. Well, that that's the best voice. Malone kind of kind of sounds relaxing. Yeah. To sit in your gray box. I'm in. With your palsy, beeping up a storm at each other.

Why not? Apologizing. Profusely. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Gatorade has announced that they will not tolerate hate. They changed their name from Haderade.

Oh, yeah. Haderade has had a different announcement. Yeah. that they will not tolerate hate. They changed their name from hate or hate. Oh, yeah. Hater rate is at a different announcement. Yeah. We, we will not tolerate hate to as gatorade honor off the court. Honor off the court. Lot of on court hate going on. This is talking about a bunch of,

did you see the like the Celtics burning across during the middle of their game? That was crazy. I couldn't believe it. Talking about a septiple homicide of a bunch of human traffic sex workers. Gatorade throws in a joke. Honour. To make sure that people know their associate was sports. Yeah. Sex, these were They should have people know their associate was sports. Yeah. Sex, these were traffic women probably had their passport stolen, definitely didn't speak English, probably shipped over here in a single box, all seven of them being worked over,

being sold for hand jobs for psycho in cells. Gatorade has to weigh in on this. Well, not tolerate hate on on the court or in any kind of sex traffic brothel. It's wrath, all this stuff. It's really, it's so tasteless. Oh God. I'm fucking so upset that the virus is going away. And we must continue to act against it.

We've donated to stop a AAPI hate or... Well, see, like that organization was open the day before they posted that too. Oh, yeah. Like it's just happened. It's just a thing. And we encourage our followers to join the fight against racism, hashtag stop Asian hate. Oh, and then they had a picture too.

We stand in solidarity with the Asian community. Does the Asian community stand in solidarity with the whores who got murdered? I don't know if, I don't know, man. I don't know if that's really, did they all support that? What was going on there? The Asian community is such a fucking overreaching, you know, there's a lot of different kinds of Asians. Yeah. Lots, lots. But one thing's true, they all get along and respect one another. No. That is objectively not true.

There's one thing I know about the Asian community. Is that the one? A lot of Asian people, a lot of Asian people. A lot of Asian people from different backgrounds and cultures. Black people, they'll go like, I'm from Nairobi. My ancestors are from Nairobi. Well, that's Ethiopia and they'll get very upset if you say they're from the wrong country. That's Asians on the other hand.

Yeah, that's, we'll see, no, that's a very, that's honestly because that doesn't happen. A lot of black people, they have no idea where they were from in Africa. Because you can't say that. No, you can't. And that's why that experience is different because they don't, they don't, because I have names like Jackson and Washington

and things like that. That it's actually true. That's, but yes, but Asians in this country, they generally know where their ancestors from. Asia. Pia. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's so fucking stupid.

So stupid. I would have never, you said they're gonna do this shit with Asians 40 years ago. I would have said Asians are not gonna, they're a lot smarter than, I mean, what do you guys, you're gonna talk to about Asians, like they're stupid on TV. But now I'm like, well, of course, you're just gonna have some dumb token bitch

get it from every media outlet going, oh, I'm, I fucking, I'm Asian and I've experienced all kinds of the, oh God, you Judas bitch. All right, everybody. See ya. See you next Tuesday. Thank you. Guys, oh god, you juteous bitch.

All right, everybody. See ya. See ya next Tuesday. Thank you.