The Dick Show - Episode 255 - Dick on $DOGE

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

Losing your mo-ho, Dogecoin is for retards and con artists, a big fat Playboy centerfold, a driving while black VR simulator, Disney cis-cesses, birds attacking my car, guns vs. tasers, the Brony slayer, people who enjoyed lockdown, Destination Alaska wedding, doubling hate crimes, catfishing pedophiles as Elliot Rodgers for fun and profit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Get it, the time's so close that you could walk in here every week and we could nail it. Yeah. Nailed it, the time at 11, but you are a miracle man who makes it happen. Right. We're going to walk in. Eight minutes late. Eight minutes late is the new one time. I don't even know how time works for you.

No, I'm going to walk in at this. Well, it doesn't get there at this time and we're going to start rolling exactly at 11.08. That's my strategy. You're fun today. You're going to be fun today 1108. That's my strategy. You're fun today. You're gonna be fun today. There's a beautiful girl who I thought she would impress. They're gonna have to impress.

I have to impress. We'll never be funnier than this. We'll never be funnier than this. Yeah, this is going to be, people always say it's embarrassing how you trip all over yourself when Lacey's in here. How I trip all over myself. She said, maybe I won't even come in because Sean is so I don't have cost problems. Yeah, right.

He just clamps off. I asked Ari to come in. I hope she wasn't offended at the jokes that you made after the next week. I shouldn't be saying this because he's made a sniffing joke. And obviously we know that she's making a joke. And she said specifically, by the way, that sniffing on my gochit, I don't know how, I don't know if you're a pisterwood over a text. That was a lot of sniffing.

Well, uh-oh. I asked her to come back. I had a new back from that. I hate, I got allergies like, I didn't have allergies to the longest time. They're all in the snapshot too. It's so weird. Amazing. So weird.

Amazing. I need to be more. Yeah, seasonal. It's so weird as fat. Which were they only come up like in the weekend. In the weekend. Yeah, in seasonal allergies. Right, after midnight.

Yeah, but you know, 2 a.m. or so there. Well, I probably actually probably start in the evening. I would imagine. Start all day two a.m. or so there, well, I probably actually probably start in the evening. I would imagine I start all day. Okay. Yeah. Sorry for calling you a part timer man party on the night's legends party all day. Sean. Yeah.

In the morning, partying all day. Yeah. Okay. I had a buddy who rolled, you know, you know, that kiss song that, uh, you know, rock and roll all night. Yeah. And rock and roll during the day. Well, and rock and roll all night and rock and roll during the day.

Okay. So it's and party every day, right? Yeah. Well, I had a buddy who thought that it said and part of every day, like, which I thought was the funniest thing because it's like, how, how reasonable of them. How reasonable. It's like, you got a lot of that. You it's like, what the red-day, I can't roll that. You got to, and part of every day.

And part of the day, and part of every day. I'm part of every day. Yeah, I mean, you gotta get your rest, you know, so you can play a good show that night. You know, I'm very, very reasonable. I'm very pragmatic of them. I'm not in roll. Oh, nice. And part of every day, that was what, That was what we were just losing their shit about.

The part of every day part. That's what he had the kids take it away. That's what he thought the lyrics were. So in his mind, that is a world famous song singing about rocking all night and a part of every day. Yeah, you get a good message for the kids. Each over the top, Eat your weighties. Eat your weighties and just, I mean, don't, don't tech guys.

You're in it for the long haul, right? In this economy, you cannot rock every day. You can't, gotta do, I mean, you've gotta put in the legwork. We're rock stars. It's show business. Yeah, it's the show is this tiny part. That's true. The business is the longer part, all right?

Not a party, but not the entire day. I don't think anybody knew that better than Kiss actually. Yeah, I mean, I think they did know the business. That guy, they didn't know the business. What is the shot? The ogre. He looks like ogre from the Muppets. Jean Sments.

Yeah, Simmons. Yeah. Is that his name? I've worked with him. You have? Yeah. He just sucks the fun out of every thing. Yeah, he's not a fun guy. He's like, oh, he's rock robe and there's a merch if you say all.

It's funny because he's great. I envy to be that. He's like the guy with the really strong opinions and stuff and you know, what it's people like him or hate him or respect him or I mean, you kind of got to respect him from a marketing angle. Paul Stanley, I don't think I've ever heard a bad word about. Yeah, everybody says it's like he's ridiculously nice. The dogs trying to watch the show this week. Let's see how that goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, American work Mexican, 155 weeks running. Is that right? Joining me is always this world touring LA for base comedian, Shawnee, audio engineer.

What's up buddy? It's like a corny bar. It's like an auctioneer I mean. This is our earlier now. It's messing up my role. It's messing up my moho as my mother would say. My fucking mom. Oh, I wasn't even gonna get into this story.

Mojo. My mother, the most married to a stubborn person on the planet married to a Mexican and from Nebraska right trying to tell us this week and that the mojito oh the drink mojito I don't even know why she comes up with this fact it's quarantine it's tripping everyone insane she throws this out at dinner a mojito did you guys know this it means a little more more. I mean, my dad go ahead, no, doesn't. No, it doesn't. Eito is little. Yeah.

Mojito's wet, Mojito's kind of a crude term probably. And she's like, not, it's not what I read in my article. Eito is diminutive. But the Mojito, you know, like a dress, a little more. It's like, oh yeah. We use Eito in a sentence, mom. She goes, Mojito means a little more. So she starts, she starts getting in a fucking look up. She's like you with COVID. She's just looking up stats to

fit her narrative. Oh, that's what I do. I'm like me based on my opinions on reason. Reason. Experience. Yeah. Are you signed up for your third jab yet? Three there are three four. You might need to get a baker's dozen Baker's dozen of jobs to be safe in this America post-COVID America You signed up yet no jabs you want a card? I'll knock you out of vaccine card. Okay, nothing Yeah, I got to figure out how to give them away because I'm me everybody's talking about checking cards They got no hippas as you can't check people People are getting vaccinated and not getting anything like not to. Israel's just going around jabbing people like their bombing Palestine.

Well, which is, which is a lot smarter than, smarter than anything else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll print you out of the car. My mom says, Mojito means a little more. No, you're going to need to, you're going to need to do some deep googling on the idiot web

to prove that one. If you're on the idiot web to prove that one. If you're not ready to acquiesce that one. So she goes, well, look, I found this in a sentence here is where moho comes from. It's about vibe and energy. So it means a little vibe and energy here. I'll read it to you. Oh, you're having a lot of fun. It looks like you've really got your moho back.

I love it. Oh, what? Austin Powers lost his moho. Austin Powers lost his moho. He lost his moho. That's really brilliant. Powers lost his moho. He lost his moho. Absolutely brilliant.

That's your little whole levels. Are you vibing? Are you feeling your moho today, Sean? Yeah. Oh, I left the room. I left my body. I don't know, the sides went into outer space. The whole V-bay of the party is off.

Whole V-bay. I don't know. He lost his moho somewhere in the Mojovy desert. Yeah. Mojo the mojo. I was here. We were deep in the mojo in the Mojo, in the Mojo Desert. Right. Right. What he ran out of, I have to live with this woman. As a kid, I was like, man, I don't know. I don't know if I could, but now that's hilarious. There we go. Mojo, telling a Mexican man. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Such a white woman. Doesn't learn Spanish on principle after 30, 40 years of marriage, whatever it is. That's funny. She watches Nick Fuentes religiously. She said, even from a young age, I didn't want your father's Spanish Mexican, Mexican call it. Oh, no, I didn't. To poison my white man, trying to keep it as white as possible.

Every day, she's like, you see what Nick Fuentes says to a pretty good job. I'm just joking about all that, but she doesn't know Spanish for sure. The reasons that are totally defying understanding to me. Tell me the moho story was real though. All of that was real. Oh, okay.

All of that was real except for the Nick Fountains part. Right. And that might be real, but I don't know. Here's what I was laughing at when you walked in. Nick Fountains. Nick Fountains. Nick Fountains. Well, we're on proper pronunciation.

Nick Fountains. I think so. The Brownie Slayer, did you see this shooting? No. There was a mental health crisis at a FedEx center where some man's mental health health and lack of gun control drove him to murder. Here was the quote that I was, here was the quote. I mean, I originally thought that the insane murderers quote was the most insane part of the story. Okay. Originally, I used a term in sane murder. I just did. Where is, here, hold on, let me find his quote.

This is what he posted on Facebook before he went on the murdering. There was a post timestamp list in an hour before the shooting that read, I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife. Oh my God. The crummy is why, pony, why false. Applejack is a pony.

Yeah, but she's like the farmer. She hasn't got any wings, she hasn't got a unicorn thing, can't. Yeah, but she's like the farmer. She hasn't got any wings. She hasn't got a unicorn thing. Can't do any magic. She's fuxxer under the, it's like, it's like your, so your pony wife is the crummy one. The plow horse. Yeah.

The fucking plow, like you can have Applejack as a regular woman. Most of them are Applejack. Or a regular horse. Or a regular horse. Just get a, yeah, get a plow horse. Go find yourself a plot of land somewhere where no one is. I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife.

He says, Well, I've a field in the morning and plow the horse at night, if you don't end up on his farm. That asks, my life has no meaning without her. And it featured an image of the cartoon pony, Applejack. So that's what the, our mental health services failed this man. See, that's the lesson to take away from this.

Is the mental healthness? Yeah. Really? I say you can't account for everything. Maybe, maybe let's focus on the thousands, tens of thousands of men, regular men killing themselves because family court is ringing the blood out, the marrow out of their fucking bones or the women who are, or the women who have been brainwashed not to take a do over on life and are stuck raising a family.

They've fucking despised, offing themselves, maybe start there and let if you run through the crowd. Anyway, then I can counter to quote that was more insane. Uh, the terminology, not to be outdone. The terminology, the, the media says comes from a combination of ponies and the word bro. He was a brony. Brony. Get it? If you don't get it, you're a retard.

You probably can't read. Here's comes the quote, brony culture online has displayed elements of far right and white nationalists extremism, and internal memo from Facebook read that the Wall Street Journal report that is that the god damn Nazi not god damn Nazi party shooters. There's a white supremacy out out. I don't know break. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I haven't heard that angle, but I don't know. I don't know a whole lot about bronies except for there were white supremacists, but it's not, but it's, it's not ironic, right? I mean, there, how many people it is, for some people, some people really say clearly not.

Yeah. Okay. Well, the weight loss, I don't know, what do you have any opinions on that, the brownie shooting? No, not really. I mean, clearly, have I got shot by an unhinged brownie? I would say like, wait, I don't worry about it. All right. So you know what? It was this was meant to be. This is a God plan. This was definitely meant to be. I'm worried about it.

I'm not the God. What are the odds? Let's see what I have here. Oh, Doge. Are you into Dogecoin, Sean? The coin for retards and idiots. I don't know anything about Dogecoin. It's a coin that is bought by retards and morons. By retards for retards?

Yeah, it's Doge. By retards. I thought it was. D-O-G-E. Okay, that's kind of what I thought it would. I don't know why I thought that. I thought that. Yeah, unlike Mojo.

Right. Doge is a coin for retards and idiot, stupid idiot retards. Okay. Being shilled by scam artists and Kama, it's kind of, it's up like 400% this stupid coin or 1200,000, it's up a ton of money. Is it just a different crypto? Yeah, it's a clone of, follow this with me. It's a clone, Bitcoin was cloned into Litecoin, which no one cares about.

And Litecoin was cloned into Dogecoin, which has that dumb dog, that Shiba Inu that's like looking at the side eyes. Oh, the one where, yes, like the meme from like 10 years ago at this point. Everybody's banding together, encouraging each other to buy it so that the price will go up.

Yeah. It is without, no one seems to be aware that at some point you, you start, when you stop, when, have all the morons have dumped all their money in and it starts being sold, it goes down, back down to zero. It is the, it is like, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, a, a, a, a, a, a, It is like, it is a, idiocracy cryptocurrency. For idiots who, when they go, the people who go someplace and have to buy something just because they're there, well, I'm here.

I lie, I'm here today. I as well buy something to commemorate the event of me existing. It is a coin for people who logged into their, fucking crypto thing and said, well, Bitcoin, even though it's divisible by 18 places all the way down to a fraction of a percent of a percent of a percent of a penny, is still the number is expensive. So this one looks cheaper.

Yeah. I'm going to buy this one. Even though you can buy any amount, it's as much cheaper. I'm going to buy this one. And then they get online and they tell people, it's a starter, it's a starter crypto. Oh, it's the end. It is the gene, it is the starting end.

It's a kitty pool. Here morons go here and you can trade money with each other. Because that's what you're doing. How do you not understand that? That you're buying in and then telling other morons to buy in so that you can sell to those morons. Yeah. Skyrocketing. Yeah. Skyrocketing.

People are telling me that I'm just jealous of its, oh, meteoric rise. Yeah. It's driving me insane that they can't see that they're not even asking the basic fundamentals of the coin, which is that nobody's getting in. Nobody's getting in. Bitcoin, hedge on the dollar, American hedgehog money, Biden's gonna print trillions and trillions of dollars. That's what you have to get in.

Big companies have to change their cash for Bitcoin. Absolutely have to, billionaires have to do it. They're gonna have to put in a possession. They're like pay me a Bitcoin, they say. Dogecoin. Well, we're doing stuff too. We have a dog. We have a dog. Yeah. pay me a bit going, they say, doge going, well, we're doing stuff too. We have a dog. We have a dog.

Yeah, we have a doge. Retards. Sold by scam artists. Okay, don't buy it. All right, well, I sure wish I would put something in, somebody just, it doesn't make it a dumb, doesn't make it a, it still makes it a dumb idea. Just because it made money, forgot, okay, nevermind.

Is that your rage today? No, it's one of your... Are you just working yourself or are you just building up? Just building up. I'm just warming up. We could do something about it. Here, let me show you something, Sean. What would you call this?

Sean's rage mocking birds. Here's the video. What would you call that bird? This is a wild bird. What would you call that bird that you see there? It looks like a hummingbird. Humberingbird. It's landed, yeah.

I don't know how Riley does the thumbnails for this show, you know. I don't know how he landed on that one. I don't know, maybe it was like a compositional thing, you know, maybe just the way that it, how do you get hummingbird? How do you find that picture is what I'm saying? I don't know.

Specifically, like, you say, like, well, it's just a different kind of bird, but I'm saying what it was the search that went into that to get, to pull the hummingbird. Um, out of it, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, well, have you lost any weight for the weight loss contest, fat dot dick dot. Have a weight myself. Oh, you should. Yeah, I probably should. Fuck, I lost my shluit. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, well, have you lost any weight for the weight loss contest? Fat dot, dick dot.

Have a weight myself. Oh, you should. Yeah, I probably should. Fuck, I lost my shoulder. Yeah, I don't know. I have, have you? Yeah. What's a, when did this start?

Half of a pound. I probably need to sign up for first. Yeah, you got to sign up. Half of a pound, 0.5 pounds. Oh, good. That's incredible. It's not, it's amazing. Sure.

It's a huge amount. I mean, it's huge amount of weight. Yeah. Yeah. If you weigh 10 pounds, it's a, yeah. Here's something else that makes me rage. My girlfriend's friend, best friend, decided to do a destination wedding in Alaska. Oh, don't you love that shit? Don't you love that shit? Don't you love that shit and it would be the best friend. So you know what's

You can't you can't get out on or around the 4th of July weekend. Oh Incredible. She's from Alaska. No, what? No, I just want to go up there and do it on the beach so they can possibly see orcas or what is that why? I mean I don't know I imagine the bridesmaids will be fat enough. We don't need to see additional whales in the wild. Oh boy I've never heard of something like this Destination wedding cancun Fucking Bahamas if you're on the other side of the kind of some Hawaii. Yeah, Alaska I'm just thinking about the how much you how much how much you're putting people out for, I mean,

thousands of dollars. Oh, no, it's expensive, of course. Skipping Friday, getting, everyone's got to go eat, getting fatter. Yeah, smuggle coke on the plane. I got to be spending some things that you're going to complain somehow. Alaska destination wedding. And then they say, then they come up with this one. Oh, Dick's not going, I imagine.

Oh no, well what, I resent the presumption right that I am just not going while accurate. I still resent the, I resent, and I resent it enough to now go. Well, what do you mean I'm just not going why? Because was this engineered? Is this some kind of a scam for you guys to secretly go to Vegas and have a, you know, the kind of bachelor rep parties that you buy on VHS for two payments of 1995. What's going on here? Yeah. Do I need to go? Was this engineered for me not to go? Do I now need to go on

this trip? Right. Just a spite. Right spite everyone in to see what was supposed to be happening with something that was obviously set up for me not to go? You should fly up just on a different flight secretly and just like, shut, hide in the bushes. I should get like a, like a, some kind of naturalist like observing, you know, Kodiak bears. Have you wanted in their natural habit?

You don't want them to know that you're there. Have you ever heard of a destination wedding in Alaska? No, not, I mean, I, so I don't, I can't, the only way I could see it is if, you know, you're from there. No. Hmm, not from there. That seems like a dart throw to me. Maybe the United States just like, oh, I don't want to go, I don't want to go to the middle, so I'm going to make sure to aim left and, oh, damn, I want it Hawaii, I hit Alaska, fuck. I'm going to need, I need to go just to get an explanation

for why this is, is anybody have any objections to this union, S-O-I? Yes, I would like to know why there was no, the checks and balances system and this couple was not working and operating. Well, I was just, why he was allowed this or if he is, was his idea, what is going, what else is going on that's being, what else is being pulled over on this poor woman? Right. What do you think about that?

Oh, I thought you were going to say that he should have he should have checked her on that. Well, that is my assumption. Yeah. But what if it's wrong? All right. I mean, that's too good point. Let's see, the driving while black simulator is out. Oh, my. Are you excited? A new video game puts the viewer in the driver's seat as a black father taking his son to school along the way they are pulled over by the police. Leading to life and death choice. Who made this? Say cheese TV.

I mean, it looks pretty good. Look, I think it's a VR. You're, I guess you're the son, dad, oh no, you're the dad. And then you have to pick how to respond to the police. Like every response is probably, I mean, Ron, here comes it. Say you can't get it, make, tell a whole big story to the police, but I can't get in the car.

Let's be real. Is this guy's dad taking him to school? I can't get it, but tell a whole big story to the police, but I can't get in the car. Let's be real. Is this guy's dad taking him to school? I mean, I don't know what you mean. Because his dad's working, because his dad's working, probably it worked. That's why you asked that question. That was just, it was right there and I couldn't pass it up. Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah, are we safe? What's the right thing to do? Yeah, I don't know what you do. Probably fiddle around, is there's like a choice? Start fiddling around with your pants. Like a whole nine. Oh geez, oh boy. Oh God, start telling stories.

As many stories as possible to engage the narrative portion of the cops mind and make them rely only on their reptilian brain to respond, right? To grab their, you see the woman that grabbed the taser? The woman that grabbed the taser? No. Well, grabbed a gun shot a black guy.

No. Oh, you didn't see that? No, no, I didn't see that. God, it's all in body cam. She thought she was grabbing her taser, but she grabs her gun. Oh, it was only six times heavier than than I mean, it's a woman cop. Yeah, grab your tazer in here, don't you? Don't you have a taser in here?

I don't know what happened to it. Okay, well, it's a taser. It's in here. She thought she was grabbing a taser. Yeah, but she was actually grabbing her a pistol. But they have the ones that actually shoot what? The two darts. Yeah, they're taser shoot darts. Is it shaped like a pistol. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I

think so. I don't, you know, I would think you would probably still know the difference, but it's like, well, I think it's a pistol type, you know, jokes on her. And they're supposed to, they're supposed to shoot it from, they say, if you sometimes the tasers don't work because the darts are not far enough apart when they enter you, you know, because it's got a fucking, yeah. Yeah, it's got a arc, right? Pretty big oopsie. Yeah.

Everyone was very critical of the woman, because you know, woman cop. I did hear about that story. I assumed it was a man. No, it was a woman surprisingly. Yeah. I actually don't think it's that bad. Like I think that would be kind of an easy mistake. It's like, oh, alien, I don't know where they're supposed

to carry their tasers in relation to their guns. They're very close. They have a taser and a fake gun and an unloaded gun as a decoy gun and then an unloaded gun to threaten. So in case, just to chill somebody out, they got an unloaded gun, and then lastly, they have a loaded gun to use if it's an emergency.

Right, that's a standard issue, carry. I see. I don't think it's a decoy gun. I love it. So we got two options. We can either, that's a big orange plug in the end. Yeah, we can either just scare us them. We can either have a big orange plug in the end. Yeah.

We can either scare them. We can either stop women enforcing law and stop women from making the law, right? Like maybe every, maybe we shouldn't have so many illegal things because it just seems like an easy, it seems like it, it seems like if cops were only going after real crimes. Well, we've talked about that. Yeah. I mean, I agree. There's like a rape and prog or murder

in progress. But some of us reached for a taser and pulled out a gun and there was a murder being done. I think everyone would be like, well, that's okay. I don't mind so much. lethal forces would be kind of you think Arthur. And they were waiting a fucking kidnapping pedophile compound. It's like, I got my taser outside. It was a gun. I'm damn it. I'm like, ah, you know, that's all right. But when we're pulling people over for what have a, tail lines, you know, I don't know.

I don't really know how to fit these two blocks together that you guys made. Like, and I know, you know, with all the interactions with cops, it's such a tiny amount. But it obviously happens when it shouldn't happen. Yeah. And a lot of that is like a busted tail light a tiny amount, but it obviously happens when it shouldn't happen. And a lot of that is like a busted tail light or like an expired registration and all of a sudden fucking it escalates into, you know, grabbing tasers.

Yeah. It's all fun and games to someone grabs their taser. If she's got a husband, that's the greatest day of his life. Oh boy. She's never any miss anything ever, any mistake ever. He's gonna be like, well, I mean, remember the time you, you grab this. Oh, sorry. I rinsed the dish in the wrong side of the sink.

You know, yeah, that's true. Oh, what was that? Driving while being black. That would be, that would be good. That's crazy. A lot of people, a lot of people who need to experience this are people with it. It's multiple choice. With VR headsets, I think.

A lot of people who would lives would be enriched or improved by a video games about driving while black and answering to the police or having VR headsets and sit at home ticking around on their VR. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good job guys. Let's see.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, what made me rage about it is called our America. Why is it makes you rage? What the game? Yeah, it's called our America. Yeah, okay. Can you guys just call it the driving while being black? Gotcha. So it's a it's so it's made by a black guy. It's like, look, this is our reality. This is what

we see implication. Yeah. But like, hey, it's organs, it's the organ trail. And what's, oh, what's the game about? It's about the crime, rising crime in the in urban, the rising crime in the in urban they come wagon jackins. Yeah. Just call it our America. Yeah. I don't know. Let's see. Here's one. Here's one for you.

Enjoyed lockdown. Did you know that there are people out there who really loved lockdown? I do. Yeah. I do, yeah. I've heard a couple of them. Here's a stats way on that. Are you one?

Did you enjoy it? No, no, but I also didn't experience lockdown like a lot of people did. Have you actually enjoyed the lockdown? There's a lot of people who don't really ever want to go back to work. And it's literally, it's not fear. It's like, I really like being able to walk in the next room, get on my computer.

It's like, why should I bother to go to the office? Why should I fight the traffic? I'm talking LA specifically from what I know. A lot of people are like, nah, this is fucking great. I know some voice directors who do the same thing. It's like, why can't I just fucking zoom in? I can, you know, you feed me a signal. I can, I can make, I can call my takes based on that.

Yeah, it's like, you know, they might live way the fuck out and, you know, thousand oaks or some shit. I hate driving. I would rather just, I would rather just kill myself than commute for like a half hour. You haven't had to go anywhere in a while years. Yeah, probably more than that. The figures are even more alarming

when it comes to young. Over 16% in total said they liked or strongly liked the lockdown. Yeah, I guess that percentage doesn't really surprise me. That seems. Look to your left, look to your five rights. One of you will not survive. Yeah.

When it comes to young people, 20% of 18 to 24-year-olds said they liked or strongly liked the lockdown. Well, 22% of 25 to 34-year-olds said the same. Oh, here's the whole thing. All right, what do we got here? What did the boomers say? Love the lockdown. Oh, 55 to 16 broken up based on age. Oh, 55 to 64. Yeah. 30%. That was the biggest group that said they strongly disliked it. Yeah, probably because they realized they have a limited amount of time to do anything.

Yes. You just robbed them of a year of it. Yeah, that's, I can see that because a lot of people are not kind of doing what they should be doing earlier. Yeah, so you really start to, go ahead. You start to, you start to hear the footsteps behind you, uh-huh, closer. I spent my last year of not being in a retirement home, locked in my regular home, trying to figure out how the internet worked. Cool. Now, strongly, neither liked or disliked.

I love the preferred not to say. You've got a big, you've got a lot of choices. I mean, certainly one of them has got to, strongly disliked, disliked, neither, liked, strongly liked, preferred to of them has gotten this. Strongly desigate. This is like it, neither. I like to strongly like to prefer to lay out on this one. I'm not gonna. Why did you, why did you keep track of that person then? But just not, god damn it.

Don't know, I guess I think I could get to 100. Strongly liked. Oh, you Judas fucks, strongly liked. 27% of 25 to 34. 7% of everybody under 45 strongly liked. Yeah, around people. Well, you're fucking people. I don't know. It, you know, strungly liked. Loved it. I wouldn't think anybody would. Oh, yeah, like, yeah, strongly liked.

I know I could see a significant number of people answering, like, or even answering liked just because of the convenience. Because their people like, I can't present. My girlfriend is a motion graphics artist. They let them, she works, you know, one of the giant fucking companies,

and they let them bring home their work machines, and you know, they've got it set up enough to where it's not inconvenient, even though they're working with huge files and stuff, it's, they work well. They work well from home, so it's like, why do I need to go sit on a lot and do this when we can do the same things from home? So, yeah.

I would say she's almost in that, no, I mean, strongly liked? No, no, no, no, no. That's right now. That's true, who those people are. Definitely not strongly liked. Because she's way too social to have liked it, but as far as like, you know,

she's definitely sees the upside. Mm. Liked. 15%. Yeah, you guys are all right, but I want to know you six and seven percenters. I don't know who you are. I want to know where you live.

Disney owned Hulu to stream transgender teen sports doc called changing the game. I'm a girl. I deserve to be on the girls team. Yeah. I've been picked. Look at this pick. Well, you can't tell which one is I mean, you can't tell which one is what? You know, it's all you need to know. I like sports. I'm really competitive and I've I've always been I've always been against this. I don't mind saying, Sean, this is starting to stream the movie because as part of look a

bit at Pride month on June 1st. So imagine you're a gay man. They say, look, if you take the hormones for a certain amount of time and stuff, you, you know, then it's, then it's okay. But like, why do the trans women always beat the ever living shit out of the biological women? Because of their mind. Like they're always superior mind. They're always destroying the competition, right? So I don't know. And, emotionally, they're more, they're able to handle the highs and lows of the game more. That's why physical, as physicality has nothing to do with it. It's in the mind, uh, change in the game.

So imagine you're a gay man and you've spent like your life trying to get kind of a gay acceptance thing going, you know, get some old, get some marriage rights for you and your and just be allowed to exist as a gay person. And then the one of the biggest companies on earth that has Chinese slaves kicks off your pride month with a transgender team sports documentary on your behalf. I don't know about it. I don't know about it. Or LGBT pride month.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, got, hey, welcome to gay. I don't know about. I don't know. Or LG, BT pride month. Yeah. Hey, welcome to gay. I cried month. Here is a team sex change sports documentary. I do. I feel I mean, I welcomed a man. Here's Brian Boyzano celebrated man. Look, you know, I feel I feel bad for gays and lesbians. Yeah. Because I feel bad. Because that's old school, right?

Yeah. So it's like, but they can't really say anything. I mean, they get shouted down too. Like everybody else, let's go. Wait a minute, like this, we're talking different things. Like, you know, changing the game, which debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival in 2019 Followed as three transgender team athletes. They seek to come. I can't wait. I can't wait till Disney rolls out the

Men princesses at Disney Land Park. Yeah, the man's asses. I'm gonna give a season pass or whatever lifetime pass I'm here every day. You kind of have to, don't you? Don't go find Cinderella today. Right, because I want to see how progressive everything is. Everything's become, because I'll be proud to support the company, that's why. Oh yeah, Stakeham's versus Neil deGrasse Tyson, did you see that? Stakeham's, you mean the food?

It's the food, yeah. Oh yeah. Stakeham, yeah, it's like a meat slurry pressed flat. And then you, I think you're, you slice it up and then you, it's frozen, right? Yeah. And then you put it in a pan and kind of just, is that what? Yeah. I've made, I've made steak them before. Um, they hit Neil deGrasse Tyson with a science itself. Isn't true. It's seen the Neil deGrasse Tyson's a science itself. Isn't it true?

It's seen Neil deGrasse Tyson's ad science is, let me read it for you. It's pretty good burn. Stakeham's Neil deGrasse Tyson. I told Vito to call him too, by the way. Oh yeah, good. We got some stakeham questions for him. Stakeham questions for him.

Yeah. Yeah. Neal the grass-ice and the good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. Stake-um is log off, bro. Why does he always has to be like combative and because he's a religious zealot. All the morons who like him have, that has nothing to do with science. Everything he says has nothing to do with science. Everything he says has nothing to do with science.

It is a cult of personality and a religion. Because the people were, and the people were shipping it. Well, he likes. Absolutely no idea what's up. What actual science is, the point of it, the purpose of it, the required, what it entails. It's supposed to be, they just want to be right. Well, it's, it's, want to be right all the time.

It's supposed to be humble. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be right. Well, it's want to be right all the time. It's supposed to be humble. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be. And you work toward figuring out, you know, what you don't know. Like it's never true. I mean, never ever is it true? Intel, some observations in a theory we have that has not yet been proven false

and is the best model we have to fit the data. And you try to prove it false. Yeah. Um, and then you win the biggest awards by doing that. That is the best, the most important part of it is the steak. I'm just saying, uh, no, science itself isn't true. It's a constantly refining process used to uncover truths based in material reality. And that process is full of mistakes.

They said with steak, Neil, just post ridiculous sound bites like this for cloud and he has no respect for epistemology. Well, he, like a lot of, like a lot of people who become famous, like middle age or later, they really do like it. They really do. I've seen it happen.

And all of a sudden, you like the accolades. You like it. It's like, oh, so and so wants me to go on the today show. They want me to start guy. Yeah. So, Neil, why is it that racism exists? Well, because people aren't science. That's why.

So, Neil, what's up with, why do, what is my husband such an asshole? Well, science turns out that my explanation for everything is science. Thanks for having me on, ladies and gentlemen. Let me see what else I have here. Pedophilic. Asian hate crimes have doubled. Oh my God. Did you know that?

No. In LA, Asian hate crimes have doubled. I didn't, I still don't understand why now. How many do you think that is, doubling Asian? Two. No, I don't, I still don't understand why now. How many do you think that is, doubling? Two, no, I don't. 15. I don't, is there, is anybody, you know, like, positing a reason for why now?

Because Trump is why. You didn't know that already. No, but no, but I mean, no, right. Because it's rhetoric. Right now. Because it's rhetoric rhetoric finally boiled over. And because for some reason, like the Joker of its current, it's a Batman beyond when the Joker goes away, all the Joker gangs come out and got them and start fighting.

That's like when Trump goes away, all the fucking white supremacists now are coming out and nature of horse evacue making black people into the Caucasian. Yes. That's what that's the reason. Not that because everyone's poor because you locked everyone inside for a year and made it illegal for poor people. And criminals especially to make money. I mean, I remember, you know, I remember some of that sentiment at the very beginning. Yeah. Of of COVID, but I don't I still don't understand it right now. This is a fucking headline, hate crimes against Asian Americans in LA more than doubled this

year. Last year. Here's the article. Okay, so last year, okay, so that's what they're gotcha. I thought that was like, I thought that was this year. Here's in the article, the 15 hate crimes against Asian Americans last year accounted for 4% of the 350 total hate crime. Headline more than doubled. Yeah.

Article 15. Well, again, oh shit. 15. Oh my God. Well, that's a thing. At least say 15 Asians wander off of out of El Segundo into the bad neighborhood or what? Yeah, well, it's, but it's not surprising.

Everybody has this sensational headline. They're obviously to get you to see. This is why people think tens of thousands of black men are getting shot because of shit like this because they're not then double. Well, they're also not reading the scene. The story, I don't think you, I don't think reading story fixes it because in your head, the big font says double.

Yeah, well, it would, it would, it would, it would, it scared me for me. It would fix it. Yeah. But that's, it is, it's, it's irresponsible. You don't really make me erase this week. This fucking, there's this bird. So did you notice that my car was washed when you got here?

I did not. Uh, come on. Uh, I did notice the ladder going up to the roof. All right. Let's all settle down about the things that are wrong. Redally identifiable, right in the house. The things that are good.

Where are Dick's houses? It's not the one with the ladder. Yeah, no, definitely not. That's a decoy ladder. It is a decoy ladder. Um, my truck is clean. It hasn't been cleaned since Burning Dick.

Well, it was cleaned once since Burning Dick, but... Well, you went out camping at that private campground, right? Yeah. The stupid F-150, the new model has like a window seams and a rearview mirror that weep after you wash it. Oh, yeah. So you drive and streaks come out of, like the weather's stripping.

Dry it, drive home, then you come out the next day and it looks like you just yelled at your car for an hour. Wait, where were you washing it? What do you mean? No matter what. I thought you said you wash it and then drive home. Well, I wash it and dry it at the coin car wash, or I take it to the sound or someone comes here.

They don't have little, like a car wash, they don't have little, that'd be cool if they installed the little air things, you know what I mean? They'll stick it up, the air compressors, well yeah, because like at car washes, they, you know, and like the weather's stripping and stuff and blow that out and then dry it. I'll try that. Every time, bring it home. Next day, weeping, crying marks coming out of the car.

I'm not, what's the point of washing it? I hate that. What's the fucking point? Oh, the dog's having fun. So there's been this bird who just sits on the roof. Oh no dive bombing sitting on the mirrors of the car. Yeah dive bombing the mirrors. Oh morning fights with itself fights with itself. Yeah dive bombing the mirrors. Shitting all over the mirrors. So over the months of me not washing the car of spite because of the crying. washing the card of spite because of the crying, it has been like a fucking bumblebee tuna-sized deposit of birds shit. Oh, God.

That it just sits there all day gathering. Right. So my sister says, you gotta get an owl. Oh, okay. An owl. To scare the bird away. She means a fake owl. Fake owl.

Yeah. That's all right. Get the fake owl. Climb up on my ladder that you pointed out. Put it on the roof. It's a little with sand. So I happen to have a couple bags of sand handy. As always.

Put the all out. Oh baby. All right. Time to wash my car. Now finally get all this bird shit off. It's a car. My fucking troubles are over. Right.

I got an owl. Got an owl on the case. Come out to day one. Yeah. After washing the car, sit there all night, wiping the streaks off, so they're checking every hour in case it's come out. Right, okay, then I gotta go in and do the same thing to girlfriend.

Come out the next morning to walk the dog. Now, there's two birds, dive bombing themselves in the mirror. As though the owl has invited them, made it more appealing to them. Hey, I'll, I'll, I'll stay in guard and case anything's trying to come and get you. Well, you guys have fun fighting yourselves. Oh, God.

I don't know if anybody has any ideas. I have to get a real owl. Yeah, I'm gonna have to train a real falcon or something. Well, people, you know, people do that. You just, you build a, you build an owl house. Oh really? Yeah. I know people who have done that is that you put it on a really long pole with a house on top and then a barn owl fucking finds you. Really? Yeah. And like makes a nest in there and raises checks and keeps your, I'm going to try that. You know, keeps whatever's up there. Okay. Okay. Let me read some comments. Then we're gonna get to some news. Very lovely, Emily is here in studio.

I think, hi, Emily. Is the house it so far? No collars have turned you off yet. I'm a little shy, I'm sorry. You're shy, okay, that's all right. That's what the mic is six feet from her head. Oh, okay, nuticles for trans men, Adam sees his hey dick in the last episode.

You asked if there were fake balls for trans men. There has to be. Yeah, they're for dogs. Yeah. Not only do these exist, but one of the most common surgical techniques includes implanting a small hand pump inside the ball sack. Basically trans men achieve a boner by honking their sack like a clown nose. So it's like the, I don't know if he added that medical or pump from the fucking late 80s. Does it make noise? You think it's like, I don't know.

If you, if you are able to squeeze your balls like a clown nose, I don't know that. I just don't know if you're a man. I'm just saying, I don't know if that I just don't know if you're a man. I'm just saying. I don't know. Well, the original model you just blew into the dick. And that did you make her do it? Yeah, that's that I believe. Right. That's fucking hilarious. Oh, it's like a balloon. It's like a balloon animal. Yeah. Do you have re-bock pumps as a kid? No. Never did. Did you? Yeah, I had the tennis ones because I thought it looked cooler

than the basketball. Those are the, um, the agacies. Were they? I remember that. Yeah. I think it might have been before agacies, before he got into them. The real white with a little tennis ball on them, but I had to get, they didn't make them in kid sizes.

Yeah. You know, because demographics. Yeah. So I had to get a size bigger, And I lied about the fit of my shoes so I could get the size bigger. But the pump is probably helped, right? It was pumped all the way. Yeah. So pumped all the way up

so that I didn't enjoy any of the pumping. Yeah, you had to keep it all the way. Yeah. Well, they ever deflate on their own a little bit. Yeah, deflate all the time. Yeah, they're very... Well, so you did get the pump. Yeah, every day, all the way bit. Yeah, deflate all the time. Yeah, they're very stupid. Well, so you did get to pump.

Yeah, every day, all the way up. Yeah, okay. Uh, okay. Worst, worst, the alternative is a worst of all worlds semi-rigid shaft. Well, that's normal. At least you're getting the real experience if you've got a half-hard cock.

Always. Okay. That's a normal, I don't know what everyone else is having in their pants, but that sounds pretty steep. The power dynamic meme gets on my goddamn nerves. There are so many qualities to a person that can cause an imbalance of power in a relationship, not the least of which being a vagina,

and a half decent body. Do these dumb cons, whoa, not understand that if they were anything less than a seven, they wouldn't even have the privilege of being plowed and discarded by successful or talented men. Yeah. They realize that? Do you think they realize that? Sorry, I was distracted by somebody letting in, you know, clueling Johnson Brown in on, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, on, Oh, is Johnson Brown really? He didn't get the memo.

Yeah, well, sorry, buddy. Because of the power dynamic is women's reverse of because of the implication. I think it is, like, power dynamic is supposed to be like a cop or a judge. Someone with power over you. Not a guy you really want to bang. Oh, he's got this power over me.

I just acoustical guitar. You see in Wonderwall all night. I can't, couldn't stop it. Oh yeah, I was raped by a cop. It was Jason Morath's covers. I called the cop because I was being beaten at home and the cop said he would arrest me if I didn't blow him in the back of his car.

That's the same, the same basically the same thing. Yeah. We all sisters, Right? Yeah. I mean, the again, you know, nuance, subtlety, you know, not everything is the same. Like it's you can't, you know, you just say, you know, but it's you're supposed to say that. Oh, wow. Talks being very good right now. Yeah. You remember how I said I walked into a bar with her the other week, this entire table full of girls. That was a real fucking, that was a real power move.

That was in a bad way, I'm sure. What do you mean? Oh, yeah, power dynamic with the dog. I mean. I'm a walking grape. We did the same thing yesterday in West Hollywood. And the same thing happened, but a table of large muscular gay men. Yeah, exploded.

Oh, farting come on over. Oh, my God. I mean, was that necessary? That's what I said. It's a necessary for you guys. I know you're excited, but geez. Geez.

Maybe some, yeah, maybe some, you know, maybe a little... If you have a drink on me, I don't mean literally on me. Right. Fewer kale shakes and please, bones. As early in the episode, you mentioned how movies need on-screen disclaimers when animals get hurt. So people don't get upset. I said woman, not women, not people.

They actually do that in Bollywood. If you ever see the film Bahubali, a disclaimer pops up every time there's a CG animal on-screen that's telling you that it's CGI. Huh. In India? Yeah. Could you imagine that Indian, Indian men, maybe the bobs in Virginia can't need the display. I don't know. I think they should, you know, probably worry more about not getting hit by trains on the daily. I was cheated

on while in rehab, a viral architect says, I went to rehab for alcohol. My girlfriend said she would support me. It's like going to the military. You got to worry about Jody. Yeah. What the fuck did I have? Why did I have any faith in her? She went out and had sex with someone else.

Well, I was attending a daily AA meeting. Hahaha. I had a buddy. I said to wise and up and started drinking again. Well, that'll show her. I had a buddy who he was drinking when he got out of control a few times, like to the point of being like unemployable. And he sobered up and he started drinking like a little bit again.

It didn't go off the rails right away, but he met this girl and they ended up getting married and then things started to go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he went to rehab and cleaned up. And when he came back and he was living like totally sober. She kind of was kind of bored. She was kind of bored because like he was drinking when they met and like she didn't know me more about your A A meeting. She didn't know about the other guys who were at rock bottom. She didn't have a problem, you know,

but she liked, she liked a party a bit, but like, you know, kept it under control. It wasn't, didn't have like a snowball momentum or anything, but she liked, she liked a party a bit, but like, you know, kept it under control. It wasn't, didn't have like a snowball momentum or anything, but yeah. And you know, she's kind of like you're, it's kind of boring. A daily AA meeting makes it easy to cheat, I guess. You know where he's gonna be.

There are people, man, there are people who are like 20 years sober who do AA meetings like every day. I like you're gonna say you do Adderall. Oh, sure. Well, you know. That's not your problem. Vowies and up and started drinking again. Fuck this.

A doctor can prescribe you that. So what's that? Oh, Adderall. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody of nobody uses prescription drugs at all. It's different. Jason M. Matt Jarbo does it again. Remember Matt Jarbo?

That guy? Yeah. A little bit. I love the show and became a fan when I listened to Mr. Metacerm, you make fun of Monday and Matt and someone else. Oh wow. He was a sick of fan of Maddox.

I'm writing to see if you heard about Matt Jarbo's video game video denouncing Gamertgate. It's cringiest fuck. I would have sent you a link on Twitter, but I hate Twitter because it's a giant hug box. Oh, okay, okay. Just wanted to hear your take and hopefully hear you make fun of Madigan.

Take care and keep up the great work. Oh, thanks. Here was the quote that Matt Jarbo says, I just finished Q into the storm. He's hashtag Q into the storm. If hashtag gamer gate did help lead to the January 6th riots and everything else in between, I'm sorry for my part in it. I'm sorry for not trying harder to stop it. I'm sorry. I mean, there's somebody thinks way too much of themselves. Hey.

Oh, Tommy Pace does never got a apology like that when Matt flagged him for making fun of him and try to fuck up his whole life. I just felt like that's Monday and Matt is Matt Jarge. That's the guy who, see, say Monday and Matt, I know who it is. He changed his name to M Jarbs. Now, God, because he's getting into it. What does he, I'm sorry. Tommy Paisa did not get a, he didn't,

he had to fight for his, I'm sorry. Oh, well, I don't know what, that guy needs to call in. What the hell's up with him? Tommy Paisa, does he like a revolutionary leader at this point? He's really into it. He seems to have a Canadian COVID tail.

One more, yeah, it kind of feels, feels advice he doesn't. Although I do, I kind of want to get to the news for, so like Emily, I'd like you to chime in. Oh, okay. There's like eight pages. Yeah, there's a lot of news. I went, I asked for people to send in news

and they went overboard. I'm sure they did. The news. Hey, Dick and Sean, in my hometown, there's been a bit of a feud between suburban parents and university students. It all started when a video was passed around Facebook showing a high quantity of students at the newly renovated waterfront park.

The parents quickly started infiltrating the university students' Facebook group, speaking down on them because they neglected to follow COVID rules, and eventually resulted in an open letter from the parents. It's attached to this email. The parents made so much noise.

The city fenced off this beautiful multi-million dollar renovated park. The day the park closed, I was at a different park throwing a football with my roommate. Murderers. This park has a children's playground that was packed with kids. I would estimate 20 parents all sitting around this playground. No child or parents appeared to be practicing social distancing. Fuck, I can't stand these hypocritical cunts. Fuck you, Dick.

I love you, Sean. Garrett. Yeah. I mean, you know, I would kind of like to believe they're the same parents too. Yeah. Because that would make it, that would make it shittier wouldn't it? Oh yeah. Let's see this the emails. Oh my god. Good god. This is the size of this email. Are there's open letter? Jesus Christ. Open letter.

Dear Queen students nice to meet you. We're the moms of Kingston. Dear Queen students, nice to meet you. We're the moms of Kingston. Out. So anymore. Just fucking busy bodies. Man, like you. Just mom's. Just fuck, fuck all of you.

Fuck off. Uh, every time a, every time a young man, every time a man goes to jail, I think, there's some mom that's very disappointed out there. Good for you. Good for you, buddy. Okay. I want to meet the proud moms. Yeah. Yeah,. Yeah. What's the jail is proud of their jailness? Yeah. All right.

Let's do let's do this news. Okay. And then I've got to I've got somebody who wanted to call in and do prison stories. Yes. I love prison stories. I know you do. One of my favorite things. Let me see. Let me see if he's available. He's the armed robber. Okay. Okay. You should spell yo with a J.

Yo, that's right. You know that. You know that. Who spells it like that? Well, you're supposed to. Don't you speak Spanish, fuck. You know? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What did they say? No, I mean, a double L, double L.O. No, but what do they say? Like instead of yo. No, I don't know. Boy. No, no, they don't, that's, that's a East Enders, you know, London, right?

What the hell is, oh, Vito's here. Oh, okay, we got, let's talk to Vito. And then Emily, I'm gonna get you on camera too. Really? Yeah, juggling the show on the screen. You're tagling a lot of things today. Vito, what's going on? Hey, how's it going?

Hey, do you have some kind of, it's Vito's petafile corner. Oh God. What's up? What's up? What's Vito's file? I said, what's going on? Vito file.

Vito file. Yeah, what's going on, Vito? Have you ever wanted to hit it? I had a retto. See that? Yeah, yeah, a retto. How are you doing, Bob? I've been doing retouching. You wanted to meet and my car, my car's broken, I couldn't come it to get you. I don't reach out. See that, I reach out. Yeah, yeah, I had a veto. How you doing, buddy? You want it to meet and my car's broken.

I couldn't come into the studio. I feel bad. Yeah, you should. Let me see if I can adjust this. Well, maybe I can, maybe I can Uber over there later. Yeah, I don't know. I've just been arguing with morons this week, I guess. Oh, about what?

Now. So my buddy, Mr. Girl, great man great, I call him a comedian, satirist, but also a truth teller. Okay, I be a soot sayer. That's dangerous. What do you call it? He released his newest musical video entitled, I'm a pedophile, where he wrapped about having sex with children. Okay. Now, cool. To me, I find this, it's good comedy. It's commentary on all these guys because he reviewed the movie QT's and said some outland.

He, I mean, he was very honest. He said, I think this movie tries to sexualize children and it does a very good job of it. They did a very good job. You know, it's some of these kids, like, I'm going to be real. We're a bit sexy and I'm like, oh, all right. If this is self-park, it gets praised. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And he's got this deadpan delivery and he's like an obnoxious liberal so it's easy to hate him. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in his review, he's also like, but this is exploitative. You know, I don't think they should use real child actors.

I mean, his ultimate message was, it's bad. Yeah, it's bad to sexualize children. He thinks the movie had a good message, but you know, maybe went over the top. But regardless, it was a more nuanced review than, you know, people gave it credit for. A bunch of people came away from it

and just went, oh, that guy's a pedophile. He's a pedophile. So he finally, he's like, he's like, you know what, fine, I'm a pedophile. I'm going to make a whole rap music video about it. And it was very funny. He hung into cheek. And I wanted to do that. I really wanted to do it.

Really? I mean, on top of all the other shit that I always say I'm going to do, like, an music video about just singing about being a pedophile. Because it's so, people get wound up, it's so easy. It's easier than men or better than women ever was. Yeah. Same people too. Well, I think they just get pissed off at something.

They've decided to get pissed off at something different. But I think we're in a more heightened state now too. Yeah. Like if men are, if you released that book now, no one cares. You don't think? No, because everyone's saying it. Like guys are saying it for real. Oh, you know, because the market saturate it. The market saturate it. Okay. The petafile market, Sean. Yeah. Why open? Right. Why open petafile market? And you always are. You're looking, you're looking for the next thing. Yeah. The next thing's in petafiles. Probably your money in petafiles.

Petafiles and dogecoin. And out of Dogecoin, get out of it. Yeah. Are you having any Doge? It's just sucks that they're, no, I'm not. Well, I got, I made a little bit off Dogecoin, but then I got out. I was a Doge, but I didn't even say it. I'm a Doge.

I can't say it right about it. Doge, whatever. Uh-huh. Okay. The point is your buddy over at Kiwi Farms got mad at me because I'm friends with Mr. Girl and it was a whole thing. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't know why I don't know why anybody's mad at anything. More.

I don't know why they're police. She's been mad at everything. We've got to the point where it goes full circle where a bunch of guys were like, you should be able to say whatever you want and joke about whatever you want or like, well, not that. No, of course. God damn it, man. Guys, come on.

Everybody has their own, their own set of parameters guys We can't control anything like anything having a dude like podcast about well You know try to explain comedy to me Your buddy Josh over there is like well South Park did it and it was funny and here's why not to everybody A lot of people don't like South Park a lot of people Didn't like a modest proposal a lot of people were really pissed off about it. Oh, no, no even hundreds of years ago Yeah, and said Jonathan's wish would be jailed or have his have his have his whatever taken away his title Obviously completely missed it those guys missed it. Yeah, cuz they're idiots

Yeah, anyway, yeah, but now these guys have figured out the ins and outs of comedy. They know what it's okay to joke about. They've figured out the formula. It's funny. You're not allowed to record a satirical rap song about being a pedophile. It's a really good rap too. I'll play it at the end of the show. Problem they're having.

I'll play it there. They're talking shit. Yeah, they keep talking shit about it and then people go and watch it and they're like, I don't know, man, those brief runs. That's obviously a joke. Yeah. Would you, Emily, would you continue listening if you heard this conversation? I know you like Vito and all, but give me your, you can do it with your hand.

Um, I mean, what's wrong with this conversation compared to other conversations that have happened on this show? I'll take it. Okay. Vito, do you want to hang around? We do the news. Yes. Hang around. I want your liberal, your hyper liberal comment on Terry. It's not hyper. It's not hyper liberal. I just think that the rich should be ground up into

meatloaf for the poor. I mean, that 50,000 dollars. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Okay. And you know how this goes. Don't you? Okay. I'm a little nervous.

That's okay. I feel like, you know, in middle school, when everyone has to read a different portion of the text book. I'm not corn reading. Is that what it's called? Yeah. I don't know. But it was awful.

And I always felt so on the spot. You can't read. Is what you're saying? I can read. Okay, did you happen to read those beforehand to give yourself an advantage when it came to reading them live? That would have been far too long. That would have been. That would have been. Okay, is Kenan.

You're good, yeah. Can you turn her down a little because I'm getting a lot of echo of my own. Yes, I know. Yeah, she'll, yeah. Just get right on the mic. Okay. I have a little, a little thing that lights up.

That's fine. I'll turn it up the mic. Okay. I have a little, a little bit of light so I'll turn it up later anyway. Okay. So civil rights and black health organizations press Biden administration to ban menthol cigarettes. Civil rights organizations and African American health groups ramped up pressure on the Biden administration to ban menthol cigarettes accusing the tobacco industry of targeting black communities for decades, and demanding government action on what they said was an urgent social justice issue.

In a letter Friday, I don't know why every black person I know who has been a smoker did smoke menthols. That's right. And it's observation. I can't say that. It's just my experience. I don't know why. Welloker, did smoke menthols. That's right. And it's observation. No, I can't say that. It's just my experience. I don't know why.

Well, we got to shut it down. I'm not sure why. I don't know why it is. I do see the more advertised when you drive through certain parts of the city or, I mean, you don't see it anymore. So, taking away on the windows and stuff. This is what you'll say right now. Menthol from black people.

That's the idea. By for the president to take away a mental. Taking things away from, taking away people's freedoms is how do I. Who owns cool? Who owns cool? Yeah. Billy D Williams owns cool. You don't know.

You don't know. I'm sure. Well, that's, I would start smoking and smoking cool cigarettes if Billy D Williams owned it. Well, that finally be enough to turn the black vote. Do you think if they get their mental taken away? I don't know. No, I don't know.

I think it'd be, well, who's, it's always the people fighting for this on behalf of a bunch of people who don't even know they're being fought for? Right. Sure, if you ask actual cigarette smokers, they're like, what are they doing in my name? No, don't do that. If you ask cigarettes, they just don't. Yeah, that's why I'm moving minty tasting cigarettes. I'm not smoking camels. Okay, what's the next one? I think we got that one. What's the next one?

Okay, Simpson Star, Hank Azaria apologizes to every single Indian person for voicing a poo. Yeah. Is that a poo. Yeah. So does he? Yeah. Show us a little before your time. Isn't it still on? Yes, sadly. Yeah. It's like 32, 33 something like that.

Because you have to have been born during the war for it to be not of your time. Yeah. OK. So everyone's time. So Hank Azaria has issued an apology for voicing Quicky Mark owner Poo on the Simpsons, a controversial role he played for 30 years

despite Poo being Indian. I apologize for my part in creating that and participating in that. Part of me feels I need to go around to every single Indian person in this country and apologize. And the other part of me realizes that that's logistically, that's a nightmare. The other part of me realizes that logistically, that's a nightmare.

Other part of me realizes that's retarded and everything that I just said is, I shouldn't have participated in that grotesque violation of the Indian race for 30 years. I apologize. Yeah. I'm not going to say like these guys realize that accents are funny in other countries too, right? Like not just America. I know. We see everything through American eyes and, you know, we, we do the most egregious, you know, acts of, of racism and things like that.

It's like, man, who does clearest's voice on the Simpsons? That's an ex, that's a racist stereotype and accent, the stupid yokel guy. Yeah, the red knack or whatever. You read it. Certainly a very strong yokel. Stereotype. Some vocal never eat skunk, then then against some vocal. You know that guy. Yeah. That's. Hey, Ma, get off the dang roof. Yeah. Yeah. Where's that apology? That's barring it. Mother's sister. You know, fat Tony or the Italian chef or whatever, it's like they're certain. Right.

Sure. Yeah, sure. It's very complicated. I don't know. But like if you go to India, I'm sure they're making fun of how white people talk. It's like, accent surgery, honey, not in a mean way. It's like, oh, yeah, you have like an interesting way of talking.

There's no one ever like, when you hear a poo, you're not like, oh, what an idiot. Cause he talks like that. A poo was always like one of the smarter characters on the show. Yeah. Right. He's usually trying to keep home or from doing some stupid in the store. I mean, yeah, he's, it's not an ordinary stereotype. It's citizenship. And they're like, tell us the reason for the Civil War and he starts going to this wrong long spiel. I mean, guys like just say slavery. Yeah. Yeah. I saw this.

It was just the smartest dude. I tried to watch this movie on Netflix, but with the drunk probably put it, it had that dude from community that Indian guy on it, you know, Indian guy I'm talking about from the show community. The guy who plays Abed, I forget his name. Oh, Abed, yeah. I'm sure I would recognize him. I'm gonna pull Abed community.

I mean, it doesn't matter because he's Indian, but he plays Danny Puddle, Puddy, Puddy. Danny Puddy, Puddy. Puddy. You see how Indian he looks? So he's playing, he's doing this movie where he's got like a super thick Indian accent and it was, it was unlistenable. Was he raised here and doesn't?

I don't know. It was Banny, so I would assume so. I mean, or a ten. Well, I want to talk to some people. So he's doing like a very racist Indian accent that he could not funny at all. Yeah. Cause he could be impersonating his parents. I know actors who do that where they're like, yeah, my mom is, you know, raised here or whatever, but they're like, you know, you learned to mimic your mother. So it's like, that's what I'm doing. Oh, God, he

was, he was Huey in the reboot of ductiles too.iles to dude I could I could spend five hours telling you what's wrong with the ductiles reboot is everyone involved in that reboot should be shot. Wow. It's it's gonna like horrible horrible. Absolutely. Horrible. Horrible. Unsalved not one redeeming aspect real thing. Everyone should be shot. Everyone. Everyone. Wow. What do you think about that? Do you don't I only had people tell me positive things about it. I'll take a lot of short and two seconds of it though. Shoot him for Applejack. Okay.

Boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Um, so Haley Hasselhoff becomes first ever plus size model to pose nude for Playboy and reveals her dad David was supportive of sexy cover shoot. Well, he was pissed drunk on the floor eating a hamburger. I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate,

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hate, I hate, I hate, hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, hate, I hate, I hate, hate, I hate, hate, I hate, I hate, plus size. I think. A lot of tassel off German. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's got that wide like beer maiden look. Oh, but the what would looks like a real wagon puller. Yeah. She looks like a real. Yeah. She's one of them tough German brides pulled the wagon card into town loaded up with the yards of ale. So she's a picture of her. I mean, that picture right there, she looks like a trans woman. I mean, like in the face. She would be glad that you mean because she has inner strength to overcome obstacles. She's got a chin like a... Yeah, I was going to say she's got a wide face.

But her chin and her lips look like implants or something. Yeah, her face looks like it's had about a gallon of Botox in it this morning before they took this picture. And she's having a smile. She's trying to smile, but it's like folding a futon in half. Her hair is almost not, she's got the hair of a 60 of a menopausal woman. Oh, yeah.

The weight is actually the least worst thing about what's going into this playboy shoot. Yeah. What's a playboy shoot? Playboy, Sean. Now, see, they had to do a special cover that unfolds. Oh my god. Mad magazine. Yeah. So you could see both sides. Right. The center full. There's the cover. Look at this. Look at this poor guy. This is David Hasselhoff and

his show. Brune Hill. He looks like fucking John Waters. Yes. With two divide, two white divine browns on both sides of him. These are these are these. He's proud. He's like she can carry two full grown calves around the farm. I thought you said, I thought you said, hey, all day long. I thought he said, I thought he said, I like like taxis. Keep reading, Emily. I thought that you heard cabs. I don't understand this quote right here. It says, if you're a size two, some, if you are a size two to somebody

that's a size 16, the 18, your body doesn't have to be objectified if you celebrate it in such an artful way. What does that mean? If you're a size two, somebody. That means if you're under, if you're over a size 16, then that doesn't apply to you. She's got even, even empowerment has its limits. Sean, that's what she's saying. Oh my God, this is the cover. Are you fucking

getting me? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? And you're telling me, that's actually what her ass looks like. Give me a, give me a fucking break. No way. Oh my God. What is she posing at?

What is she posing at? That's not even like a little bit believable. Oh, that is the best part of a shot. Give me a break. What the fuck is this? I am deeply feelable. I'm not feeling anything there. I'm feeling something. I'm feeling something. I'm like, what the fuck is this? I am deeply available. I'm not gonna come there until I'm like,

it's the first ever fat model on a European cover of Playboy. Playboy, Germany, oh Germany, this is a national embarrassment. I'm overcome with emotion about what this cover signifies for inclusivity and its greater purpose towards female empowerment. Are guys checking off? Who's buying this to check off to?

Well, guys aren't buying Playboy to check off anymore, right? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Wow, so Playboy is now a woman. So Playboy, Cosmo has become a woman for who are as fat as the Hindenburg, and all about you, right? Like Cosmo used to be about...

Yeah, Cosmo used to be about women who wanted to lose a little bit of weight, get some sex tips and bad, be women, right? Cosmo used to be about, yeah, Cosmo used to be about women who wanted to lose a little bit of weight, get some sex tips and bad, be women, right? But then it turned into a magazine for Heffelumps. So to fill the void, Playboy, there's no longer being consumed by men, is now being consumed by merely obese women who are still about showing, right? Is that the progression here? They're rolling out a new name I know I do I know I do I do I do I do I do I do

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have shot up to around six months. Shot up. Oh, wait, no, from six months, two now, 30 months. Oh, damn. Wow. That's going to be a big line. It's like an unemployment line, you know, for payment.

Do they pay them for sperm still? Yes. Yeah, they run, they run, they run, they're here. They're here. Yeah, keep reading it. What do they pay? A lot. And beyond public health care providers, there are also private clinics in Sweden, which are

able to circumvent shortages by buying sperm from abroad. M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-R-K-L-N-S-G, who runs the reproduction unit at Skane University Hospital. The largest such clinic in Sweden said it takes around eight months to process the donor due to the many tests involved, and that many samples failed to become viable donations due to common problems and freezing. If you have 50 men contact you at best only half of them could be donors. Some Swedish regions have taken to social media to encourage potential male donors but with varying results. In the meantime, the shortage lingers. We

need to go on TV and tell Swedish men to come forward. But um, bump. There's a government. You got to pass like an intelligence test or something. There's a fitness test. Is that all then? Yeah. No, I said, I think fitness has some kind of effect on the sperm's motility. Oh, I see. But don't they also look for like college grads and stuff like that? Yeah, they do. They vet you. So this is going to dick. You can just walk into a restaurant in West Hollywood with

a dog. Yeah. Walker and a speckle knife. Oh, I think I just have a church collection play around like when carbon plays world of work. Oh, God. Fuck it. Um, this is the, this is the healthcare system that we're supposed to be. I'm not a fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking I can't even find enough sperm for sperm. And the government pays for that. The government pays for there.

The American, yeah. Women get knocked. I feel like this is kind of unfair to the guys out there. To want to do it the old fashioned way. If the government is paying the chads to collect their semen and then selling it to spinsters to have kids, I feel like a significant amount of men are getting cock-blocked and cut

out of the government with their own taxes. Yeah, boy. They're not a little bit upsetting. Insult to injury. That's what that guy. You're paying for eugenics there. Yeah. Yeah. What was that guy? Brezhnaf? Who's that guy that was that big mass murderer out there? No, I don't remember. Oh, okay. The one who, what, shot all the kids. I don't know. Is that who we shot in Norway? Oh, is that a Norway? The one in what island and shot up like a summer camp? Maybe. Is that what happened to him? Yes, that's him. Yeah, that's a, it was Norway, wasn't it? Oh, it was Norway. Yeah, it was like different system like

that totally different system. Okay. Is that. Is there any more Emily? I don't know the guy's name because he was complaining that he only has a PS2 in prison and he wants a PS3. I was like, I had that up to that. I had that up to that. Okay. Vito, do you have any more updates about Vito's pedophile corner? I wish. I don't know. I mean, subscribe to Mr. Girl. They, but they originally people-flagging his channel

because of their review, so it actually I'd take down. For four months. And we were very surprised that it actually finally YouTube ruled. They're like, no, you didn't do anything wrong. You just made a review of a movie, so it's back. Mr. Girl, that's got a G-I-R-L. We're always sipping for that guy so much.

What are you saying? He's just a bunny, because I look at his videos and I'm like, dude, these are like the best his his he's a really good like a fan character. Yeah. Yeah. Like he makes stuff because everybody on YouTube is like, oh, I wish creators were more honest and whatever else. I'm like, here's a dude that'll tell you he found a kid attractive. So like you want like blatant honesty.

If you want a guy who's like got it all out there, it isn't putting on like this YouTube facade of, hey guys, what's going on? I don't know, it's just very fucking refreshing. And I don't understand why people don't like enjoy it. I don't know if we can have all this stuff is just really well done. I don't know if we can have Vito on the show anymore.

Yeah, we got to disavow you. It's getting dangerous. Can't be friends anymore. I just love kids, man. And I think they love me. All right. Oh, are you in the weight loss contest? I think so.

I signed up for it, but did I have to like add something after the fact? Yeah, you're weight. What do you mean? Yeah, but I thought I put it in my weight when I signed up. Do I gotta put it again? Yeah, I put it in every week. It's a contest. all right, well, I'll send out a piggy made it guys all right all right I've lost like two pounds though all right

And you could have lost more in a way I know I'm figuring it out. What's your what's your routine to lose weight? I'm doing like a low calorie diet. What does low calorie mean to you? Under 2000 calories for a guy in my size, it's typically like 3000 or something like that. Okay. And then I have an exercise bike so I try to do half an hour an hour of cardio a day. Oh, all right. You lift any weights?

That's pretty simple. You lift it anyways? I do lift weights sometimes. I have to figure out a better routine for that. Well, what's your routine? I'll give you a better routine right now. Do curls. I do curls here. Three sets of 10 curls. And then you do four sets of 10 curls. Then you do back to three sets. You alternate three and four sets of 10 and curls. Okay. What go in between each arm? No, both arms, three sets. You do 30, then you take a rest, and then you do 40, like I said. 40 and then go back to 30. Yeah, you do that every day. Okay. That's it. I've just been doing 25 for each set, but I'm joking.

I'm joking. I'm joking. That was the worst workout ever. It was entirely a curl. Yeah. I was entirely out of curls. Yeah. Gathered that. Okay. Good luck. Lunges. You do lunges? No, I don't want. No. No. What do you do for legs? You got a machine? He sometimes he gets up and walks to get a beer, get up and walk. 80s girls back in school. So I got to exercise equipment in your garage, I thought. That's just weights. Oh, by the way, I was over here three weeks ago or something like that. What model of fucking cobra bag did you get the slow model? Slow model. I hit that thing. I walked in, got a fucking diet of fucking cobra bag, did you get the slow mo model? Slow mo model, dude.

I hit that thing. I walked in, got a fucking diet coke before the thing rebounded. It was like a kid's weabal. I couldn't believe it. What does yours do? Oh, it fucking comes back quick, dude. Like, you can go, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

What the hell, I got the Amazon choice one, dude. That thing is a video of you. Amazon choice. Maybe so I couldn't believe it. I was like, you got to be able to adjust the weight in this or like a difference. Like maybe the, I don't know, man, is that they give you a defective spring.

It was like a kid. Really? It was like, you did not put it together. A kid's inflatable weabal. I watched videos. I was like, do you work out? A video's on it and it looks the same as those guys watch because you're hitting it as hard as you can to show off every time you're not supposed to do that.

If you know if it's supposed to be a workout for your core and you reflex it's like a reflex bag. You're not supposed to hit it like a fucking strong man at the carnival trying to ring a bell every time. Watch, watch a Ryan Garcia, uh, use one. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. I'll watch Ryan Garcia. You're saying it's swinging around like crazy. Yeah. It's supposed to be pretty much stationary, right? Well, it's supposed to, yeah, it's supposed to rebound quicker. Really? Yeah. Fuck.

All right. It just goes boom. I was I was wondering about that. Yeah. All right. I'll look at it. I wanted to mention one thing. Go ahead. Playboy does not publish in America anymore. So I didn't even know they still had a German version. Yeah, they're putting all the gross stuff in the German version apparently. The final issue of Playboy in America was March 17, 2020 due to COVID they're claiming. Oh, I think it's just because nobody's reading magazines. Yes, that's why.

All right, goodbye, V.D. See ya later. Sean, it's like Hasselhoff was in Baywatch and his daughter's a whale. What do you think about that? I knew that was going to be sad together somehow. I knew that, thank you, Emily. Peace the peace that together.

I can stop looking at these comments. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have to go to the left, because I'm the only one that cannot do that. I know, it's so hard because one of them was about me. Oh yeah, that's the point. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Holden here. I can't help it. It is cold in here. Yeah, turn the AC down. On my phone. Uh, the AC has many positive effects. Okay, let me see. Let me find catfish and, and word.

Oh, is this a prison story? Yeah, yeah. Hey catfish, are you there? Yeah, can you hear me, bro? Yeah, it's, uh, uh, what, let me pull it here. I know, I just want to what, let me pull up you. I just want to say, man, I'm such a big fan of yours. Like, I listen to your show every week and shit, almost every day.

Oh, shit, cool. I'm pulling up your email right now. All right, so, I'm on the air or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. All right, cool. Well, what do you want to hear about first? You want to hear about the training that tried to rob me for an ounce of dope? Sure. Yes. All right. Well, basically, I usually do not do allegedly. I used to do, usually dealt with

brother or roommate or boyfriend or whatever the fuck is. Yeah. Let me wait. Let me read you. I just found it. Let me read you. I'm robbery.

Hey, Jack, I'm the methadone Don. Basically, I just done a year in maximum security prison for an armed robbery. I'm currently out on bail awaiting trial. I got mad stories about fat tasters trying to rob me for drugs and taking their weapons and shit and mad jail stories, cunts used to buy my vomit off me in there to drink it. Yeah, yeah, damn.

Yeah, Lee C, because I'm on the methadone program, so when I'll get back from getting methadone at the medical clinic, they'll pay me to throw up my methadone and drink it basically. And I'll get like, I'll get like three packs of smokes every week for it for your vomit. But I'm not an even smoke.

You're not even smoke. Yeah, for my vomit. Drink it. But I just swap the smokes for cancer. Right. Yeah. Get high because I'm on methadone, but anyways, we'd love to come on you show. Excuse me.

Yeah, I mean, where do you start selling vomit for cigarettes? Armed robbery, which one do you want to talk about? Well, I can't talk about the more current on rubbery charge because I'm a waiting trial. Do you hear that, my son? I'll tell you about this, the funny story about when this trendy bitch tried to rob me right so I usually do with their Remake or brother or boyfriend or whoever this the fuck he is right and Sorry, I'm just a bit cold out here. Sorry. Yeah, so I usually go with him and He I reckon he just didn't have the balls to do it But I guess they got a taser off the internet so he sent down his 20 girlfriend who's really fat and like really bigger than man

Doesn't even look like a chick at all 20 boys in a flight. I didn't even know the bloke was even trying to be a chick I still thought he was a bloke at this stage Okay But yeah, anyway, I go down to mate them and But yeah, anyway, I go down to meet them and they're like, and they're like, oh, can I have a look at the ounce? And I said, yeah, sure. So I pass them, I stupidly pass them the ounce and they're like, oh, I'm taking this. I said, like, like, brother, and he pulls out a taser on me and tasers me. And then I get a few hits on him. And somehow he starts strangling me. And while he's strangling me, the tasers right next

to him. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like I'm on the floor being strangled and the taser's right next to him. So I take the taser, then I tease him. And they both came. And I allegedly might have kicked him in the head after that.

Okay. And I allegedly may or may not have taken their wallet. All right. I mean. Yeah. And I took your email may not have taken their wallet. All right. I mean, yeah, I took my dope back. And then I found out after that, that he's transitioning. Did you feel worse about your altercans?

No, not really. I just thought it was funny. I didn't feel bad. You can't try to take my dope off me. Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, that lady tried to take your dope off of you. Oh yeah, that lady. Okay. What else you got? What else have I got? Yeah. So Jail was good. Was it? Since I've been out I've just been fucking round smoking a lot of dope. You know I'm doing fucking whatever. Do you ever get in any like gangs in jail? Yeah yeah yeah what was

what was you know like was it protect yourself? I was hot with gel, like, yeah, we all fucking we made. I was, I basically, I ran like a little lollipop. So like if someone wanted lollipop, so come to me, I'll give them a bag of lollipop. And they'll have to give me two back the next week. You would give them bags of drawn home brews. You ran a lollipop. You had a, you'd give them bags

of drawn child pornography. Ha ha ha ha. Yep. No, no, no, no. Like, like, you know, what do you guys call them? Sweets, I guess. Like, you know? Like, pops.

Oh, that's this one, yeah. So, my cheese and shit, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. Bloody, we made, heaps of homebws on that I'd like six home brews I'd do my bed at one stage because they never rated myself. They'll just raid the gang members in that okay making different types Yeah, like micro bro will make it will using different juices. So we'll use like a great juice to make like a grape one Piece with orange and mango to make orange and mango one.

Yeah. And it's awesome. Do you have labels? Do you have a prayer on labels? Exactly. No, we didn't label them, but like it will probably take about a week for them to get ready. You can barely get it in you, but it gets you smashed. Yeah.

Wow. The main drug in there though was, do you guys know what Suboxone is or subitex no, what is suboxone? Is sort of like methadone And they give it to people coming off heroin. I put on on methadone. So if I took suboxone I'll be fucked you know too much me an instant withdrawal because I'm on methadone right? Yeah, okay So you you you were on heroin they give you methadone to get you out of what you're throwing up your methadone right? Yeah, okay. So you were on heroin, they give you methadone to get you out of it, you're throwing up your methadone to sell for cigarettes.

It's just gonna make you have like withdrawals and make your work. You see it, it's so exciting. You got a lot to do it in the first 10 minutes after you had it. Yeah, and you don't throw it all up, you know what I'm saying. So you're all right. But I did it like three days in the row once

and I felt pretty sick after that. Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah, but you should have seen the syringes like these boys will make into a fucking shoot up there. So that's the box on, man, because life is really easy to get them in the jail because the box on can't be picked up by sniffer dogs. Okay. So boys are making lights of rangers out of like

pens and shit, the most disgusting things I've ever seen. God damn, God. And they'll get like a dirty needle out of the, or sometimes I'll get a dirty needle out of the, what's it called? You know, when you try to put them stab themselves in the stomach and shit.

Yeah, like insulin? Yeah, like insulin needles. Yeah, they're insulin needles, so I'll get them. And, but they were too hard to hide or something, so they would like cut them down and shit out, and I know exactly how they did it, man, but I seen a needle made out of a pen. Got it, damn.

I haven't been like that desperate in there, man. So basically, don't drink in my diploma isn't, isn't like nothing for them. You know, they would afford your withered and just go it all down. There's a will. I gave it to my mate, oh, no, who I knew from the outside. I gave some to him. I'm just in prison. I overd overdosed. Man he's lips went purple and everything. And I would have gotten done for man's slaughter. Jesus. God. Where are you? Where are you?

Where are you? Where are you in the world? I'm from Perth, W.A. Australia. I saw you. That's something. And I wish I didn't you Chris the K. Wee, but he lives up in Brisbane, I think. So totally opposite coast. You're for your wife.

You're super west. Yeah, I'm west side. Yep. Yeah. Was there any west continent? Was he's a ways. Was there any time in prison where you were afraid for your life?

You have any stories like that? Nah, man. Oh my, over the boys, I grew up with are in there and shit and honestly I think what I can understand all I know about American Princesses for what I've seen in documentaries our jails are so much more chill man. Yeah, yeah You know we get you know you know how your boys when they work in like the Lady yard or the woodwork shop or the McKitch and all whatever they make like 10 cents an hour. Yeah, I didn't know that.

10 cents a day or whatever it is. Even if you're not working in there, they give you three dollars a day, even if you're not working. Oh, damn it. And the phones are free to use as well. That's fucked about American presence that the phones and the email are this outrageous amount of money to start.

Because it creates a black market. Yeah, I want some free time. So you can get things. I mean, it's just fucked. That phone calls a free. Like, why is that, what are the electrons pricey? What could you possibly be charging people for? You know, Americans are just Jews, mate.

Come on, come on. Shhh. Proudly. Yes. Proudly. So you're in there with all your buddies. They're telling me in the chat to ask about your pedophile cat fishing. Is that what is that all about? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I almost forgot about that for you, man.

Before I went into jail, I had this rot. Well, I basically pretend to be a little kid on Grindr, but I wasn't comfortable with using some random kid's photos, just some random kid's Facebook. It's nice of you. It's nice of you. It's nice of you. Yeah. So instead, can you double on your pictures?

Can I use? Can I use pictures I use? Who, your're on? Elliott Rogers. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, boy. But yeah, this like thought he was gonna meet up with a 14 year old Elliott Roger looking kid and fuck him.

And fuck him in his mom's clothes. And his mom's better some sick shit like that. So I'll get the video up for you. You'll never get. I'm not. I'm not in clear out. He's bank account. Oh no.

What? And then I met up with him a few more times and took some more money off him. But then the dog changed his number on Mesa. Then I uploaded the video. Okay. I'll put the video in chat. I'm sure I can't play it on the show. It's all of it sounds illegal. You met you met up with him and took a bunch of money from him or you took a bunch of money from him first.

No, I met up with him and he thought he was of him I added that shit and all that and Fucking I'm like, oh, hey, you're Glenn right? He's like no, I'm Jerry No, you're Glenn fucking put give me some money or I'll put you all over the yet you can watch the video man It's all there What are you in jail for Can I ask? Well, I was in jail for the arm robbery. I'm out on bail now for a wedding trials in jail for a year because they couldn't get me a trial date.

And then I got a trial date, so it let me out. So I'm currently on bail for arm robbery, a waiting trial. Okay. I just heard a lot of things there. I was just a show and a rubbery man. It's so bullshit. It was just a drug deal going things. I didn't do it on Rob McMan. It's so bullshit. It was just a drug deal going wrong. What I didn't rub anybody.

This is the song. Don't talk more about that once. Yeah. It's also recorded out, you know, some dope cut. This is you. What is this? Is this video of you confronting this guy? And yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm the guy holding the phone. Should we watch this? Yeah, I guess we have to. We talked about it. I mean, there's a lot of fun in to play. Let's do it. I have no idea. Is there any like N words and F slurs and stuff like this on the?

No, I know N words or F slurs or whatever man. It's all good. All right, let's play it. This is you confronting a pedophile you've cat-fished allegedly, allegedly, allegedly pedophile. We're the Elliott Roger pitcher allegedly. Okay, let's see. What's that Elliott Roger? This poor guy, I think he's got, he's going to go give me a...

You know Paul, guys, a pedophile man, fucking... You're going to go meet Elliott Roger, you know? Mm-hmm. Have a nice time. Where was this meeting taking place in a parking lot? I see the asphalt. Oh, behind the Dan Murth. Dan Murth, do you know what Dan Murth says?

Do you have that in America? No. Oh, Dan Murth says it's a bottle shop. Basically just behind the bottle. Okay, so liquor store. Yeah, liquor store. Okay, whatever you guys call it, the LC. Uh, see, yeah, the LC. Um, and how long had you been, that's what they call it on

trailer park boys. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. Um, I never knew what they were saying on trailer park boys when they said that, um, how long you're gonna see? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the same thing? Stand for, I get that talking about the bottle, I, but like, why aren't they say LS? I don't know. Somebody look it up in the chat. How long had you been talking, how long had Elliot been talking to this gentleman before this confrontation took place?

Only, oh, I kid you not, man. He started talking to me that same day this morning, motherfucker. And like a few hours later, we're meeting up. I talked to one of the finding my best gates. He made your voice. I was talking like this to him But the reason I stopped I made a lot of money doing it But the reason I have to stop talking doing it because it fucks you head up talking to these guys man

Oh god, so you did it for money you did it to dirty talk with them and all bro. Wow She's like a 900 you were like a Petophile 900 number kind of. Yeah, Chris Hansen, except I'm not a fucking ME Flexing dickhead on the Twitter. Yeah. Okay. Let's watch it. I'm in. I'm into this. Hello, Joe. Here we go. At least one person likes this video. Oh, yeah. I better like it. Here we go. Oh, that's pretty good. I made it.

What you doing? He's walking up. What you doing? Walking up this guy. In public. In public. You know, you need to make a 14 year old boy, I guess. You're not.

I don't know you were here then. I'm going to the shops. What's your name? Glenn. Glenn, right? Gary. Oh yeah, you know you need to make a 14 year old boy, are you? You're not I don't know you were here then What's your name? Glen? Glen right? Gary Oh shit You're done bud, you're going all over the internet

Yes, I think so mate, you can either pay you away out of it or become internet famous Now I'm gonna know you're a pedophile I'm not Yes you are, you kind of meet up with a 14 year old boy I know My account, I know you're a pedophile. Yes, you are. You kind of made up with a 14 year old boy. I'm not gonna. Why I can't say I don't know your heath and my head. I don't know your heath and my head.

Following him with a camera in public. Oh, the guy turned around and he's walking away trying to hide his boner. I was like, we might or might not have took a trip to the ATM and yeah All this while we may or may not have taken a trip to the 80 use your magic Yes, there was a show like You know and they would like I don't know like And shit, they would what well it'd be like sorry. Sorry darling. Oh, yeah

I was saying that used to be a show like this. I think it was I don't know date line or something and like yeah, the catch of predator. Yeah, and they would come in with like a pizza And a bunch of condoms and then Pizza top with condoms You know, you know, you know Chris you know, just get funny for that show. Oh god. Yeah, he did And he shows it to everybody at fucking asshole. Did you remember that when I Cuisine show took a picture of his Emmy for me. Yeah, what a fucking prick. Yeah, what a day. Oh My

Slayer that would I can't I can't get canceled man. Oh, you know fucking heart. It takes yeah Yeah, yeah, just play that out in the edit or whatever This show is one of my few joys off. I want to cancel all the congratulations. You just took it away and you're a hero. You're out here at some stopping pedophiles making a little bit of money in the in the process. No big deal of those guys got off because of the sloppy way they do that show. Yeah, I mean, most of those predators got off, got away with it. I like him trap them.

Yeah. It was called cancel, isn't that why I got canceled because killed themselves? Yeah, because somebody killed themselves. Yeah. I think so. This guy didn't even dress up for his meeting with, and Ellie Rogers is a very attractive boy. He's got a button down shirt.

You don't think he's going to use the... He's got the black jeans and he's putting up shirt going. Oh, okay. Obviously, I don't know if any of these allegations are true. This is just what you're telling me showing us a video of you that you took in a public place. So I don't, I'll probably blur out his face or something. I don't know. But... I don probably blur out his face or something, I don't know, but.

Now I'm blurting out his face, fucking. Oh, I mean, you have these on video. I can't do anything about country. I'm sorry, sir, you. It has happened. Oh, jinks ass with another loss. All right, do you have any other stories? Lot, yeah, what do you wanna hear about?

It's called liquor corporation, by the way, in trailer park boys. Oh, I see. That's why it's LC. Oh, liquor corporation. Oh, yeah. So that's what it stands for. Yeah, that was dropping me crazy. Many of my mate would always sit in what's trailer park boys and be like, what the fuck

does L.C. stand for? Did they have like government liquor stores and like, no, a corporation, huh? Is it a chain? Like, I don't know? Is it a chain like I don't know? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Any any questions for Cafes. What are we calling? Joe, what are we calling you? Just call me catfish, whatever.

Yeah, I get it now catfish and we're yeah, do you have any more plans for catfishing? Yeah, I do, but it's just, I just have to muster up the energy to talk to these blokes, man. You could farm that out, could pay some Indian's to do it. Yeah, I think in a paying a shitcho to do it on, because there's so many blokes around here, man.

That feed like young, like I'm talking like it's my age in the mid 20s that made up with high school chicks and feed the math, get them all fucked up and do all sorts of shit to them. I want to catch one of them, fuckers. They don't have any money. I'll do it for free. I'll just take their crack off them. This is what I think the people who want to defund the police kind of don't realize

what the police will become in a world where the government doesn't run it. Yeah. It's like, if they do funded the police, bro, like there'll be a bunch of blocs that will just get together. Yeah. And if someone did something really fucked, like they'll just band together and go get the count. And he doesazz or Lentz and drive him to an ATM. Lentz and party, you know? Yeah, I mean, it's, uh, okay, catfish, you got to call in again. Um, I don't know what to ask you right now. Yeah, we're late, but, um, what makes you a rich?

Why are you wanting more stories and shit? Yeah, sure. If you got one, uh, I just love the funny one. Okay. This is a few, this is before I went to jail. I was selling ecstasy pills, right? Cool. And this bloke who I thought was a good friend of mine,

we're cool now, kind of, but he's a bit of a, you know, but I wouldn't go out of my way to chill with him. But he's okay, but him and his mate, but he's mate, right? I didn't know he was coming because I had a little thing on the side with his misses while they were going out and he found out about it. But basically right, I think they wanted to something like 20 to see pills so I'm like yep sweet I bagged them up for them and they made me on me driveway and I go out and they're like oh yeah we finally got $50 can we just give you that and can then we then can we go for a walk to the ATM and that's the oldest trick in the book you know and I was just like no I was just no, your boys can go to the ATM and hold us wait here. And then one of them, and I didn't even know that he was the chick's boyfriend until after

this happened. So I only see him photos and nobody looked like in real life. And then he's like, and then my mate could use my mate like the other bloke. He's like, oh, can we just have a look at the pills? I said, yeah, sure, man. And I hand him the bag. Who's ever looking at me? And he like, so the He's like, oh, can we just have a look at the pills? I said, yeah, sure, man. And I hand him the bag. Who's ever looking at me like, so I'm a good joke. And the bloke lifts up the other bloke that's there. The bloke whose girlfriend I fucked. He lifts up his shirt and he has a

bat and he's like, yeah, what kind of foot of batting? So I grabbed the bat and out of his pants and just start beating them both with the batten. You grabbed the batten out of his pants. Got him move quick. Yeah, he flashes them back. And I'm not going to let this kind of brag about Duncan me. Yeah. And fucking so I just took the counts batten and started beating on both of them.

I took his own batten because he was that fucked up on Zanac or something. And he flashed a bat at you. Like they handled it. $50 back and then I said, keep your $50 as you can't. Yeah. And fucking then they just kissed off. Yeah. Yeah, that's another story of me.

Someone attempting to rub me and I end up taking the weapon. I see flashing a bat, like brandishing a bat. And it was tucked into his pants. Oh, no, he had it like, dactin' his pants, you know what I'm saying? Okay. Well, I think it was a bat and I just took it from his pants and just went whack.

Yeah, where'd you hit him? I bet that would feel good. Just outside of my house. I mean, where on his body? Oh, wait, where? I hit him in the head. Then in the ribs and the chest and shit. Oh, what kind of sound in the bat? And my mate, then the head. Oh, yeah. Then in the ribs and the chest and shit.

What kind of sound in the back? In my mate, then the mate who, well, my supposed mate, he called me after and he's like, oh, I'm so sorry, man, I didn't know he was going to do that. I'm like, bullshit, you knew exactly what that was. Yeah, the ATM thing was a trick to get you to walk there and then bring you from behind with a belt done. I was done, I was going to be his. Then to the ATM thing, you don't do that on me behind. Yeah, yeah. That's fucking obvious. I invented the ATM switch.

You don't do that on me. No. All right. It can pull up my leg. But it makes you a rage, catfish. What makes me a rage? Oh, shit. I should have prepared.

Um, you know how they got these new school crime shows? Like, want to be NCIS's and shit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like the main character in it is always a lesbian chick now, or a gay guy, or a gay guy and a lesbian chick. I got nothing against guys or whatever, but it's just like, man,

they're really shoving this shit down our fridge, you know? Yeah. Lot of, lot. There's suddenly appeared. Sorry. Yeah, there's a lot suddenly appeared. It got very it got very diverse overnight. All the sudden. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. All right, buddy. Yeah. Go enjoy your. Yeah, I'll call in. I'll be happy to call in again. Man, this was great fun. I was really good to talk to you. I'm a big fan. So yeah. Thank you. Have a good Sunday. Began, I'll call and I'll be happy to call and again man. This was great fun. I was really good to talk. She had my big fans. So yeah, thank you. Have a good Sunday. Began. I hope you in your case. Yeah, you too, Mike.

Provided your innocent. Sorry. I hope you I hope you don't. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know. All right. So yeah, bye, cabbage. Say amen. Say amen. Speaking of Disney executive admits to passing on well-written scripts that lack diversity. I'm telling you, they're gonna have men walking around and they're gonna take one day that all their schedules gonna collide, they're gonna have a manbell,

mandarella, fucking man, little mermaid, and parents gonna fucking shove their kids. They're gonna be crying like the Easter Bunny. I don't want this, I don't want that. Little man made. They're cause they're little bigots. That's why. All day it's gonna be happening.

Parents are gonna go, we're Cinderella right here. Oh, okay, I guess we're gonna... Cinderella. Cinderella. Right. Man real. Man real. The little man made.

We have snow, no white, see this all day, Emily. Mo white, yeah, what did you think of that guy? Just paying full part of it, just to get fishing and then getting money for you. I mean, I can relate to cat fishing someone for money. So, you can. Absolutely.

I mean, I guess it's not cat fishing, but it's like scamming someone on the internet for money. Really? Yeah, I think I told you this story, but I used to go on like seeking arrangement and just like chat with random people. And so the thing that I've learned is a lot of these men, they don't like to give you money, but they'll buy you shit. So you have to be like, hey, like, meet me at the mall, you can take me shopping.

And then I promise I'll meet you back at your house after this shopping trip. You just give me the address and I'll be there. And then you block them and just never speak to them again. What's the government doing about this? Women shaking you down. Have you ever done anything like that, Sean? No, about a woman something. If she promised to meet you, have you ever done that to a woman?

No, see if she'll buy you something and then say you'll meet her to her house? No. And afterwards, all right, everybody. This is the Dix show. Page your neck, side to the Dix show. It's the next Tuesday. I'm gonna play M Girls song.

Do you wanna hear M Girls song? I do. Okay. And then I get voicemail. Oh God, what makes you a rage? I forgot to ask you. I don't know. I think about it.

Think about it. You get to it after the voicemails. You guys. There's a lot of pressure. I know it. Everyone says that. I don't know why they don't have one already prepared. Here we go.

I'm a pedophile by M girl. A lot of children ask me. I just do fucking questions. Like if I write little kids, or if I believe in it, well shit, you believe that. I'll rape you. Hmm, know why? Cousin my pedophile!

Pedophile! You've got damn right I'm a literal Petify I'm a petify I can't get on this the hoodie My heart's like a zip tie with a plastic egg Do the tie you know my bed? Whether you're rate 9 or 10 Three feet doesn't tie the entrance

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And I wear white bands, and I drive 12, and I'm kid I got some new butt speech, and I'm stuck in semi-step I drive white bands, and I'm scared if I get docs, I'd have got my rocks off, I'm not gonna send me his death I drive my fucking ass If I get docs, I'd have got my rocks off I'm so damn spent Can't even pay my rent Oh my god What the fuck an agent can say? The cause?

Agent's just a number Jail's just a place FBI, the song right here I'm your worst nightmare They call me school shootin' But not with a gun I'm gonna come Find you when I'm gonna come

I'm so sorry about P.P It's okay to be a king He's so crazy P.P, my Z He's a He's on the blonde one She got a not a good figure, I said, damn I'm the right hand, the woodchipper, I burn in this track Arsson, burst name max, so you look lost

Oh, shit, I found you, I'm mad Come here, wreck it, Ralph, come out Sweat the while, I'm taping, so I'm trying to smile Wet the wild, guess I'm file, bitch I'm a pedophile I'm a make-a-viz, people make-a-sand This Dutch-dorly, rip the kid Pedophile, what you wanna see?

What you want me to be? You pay me, baby, I keep raping these ladies Paterfly, every time I make a vid, it's people make it to sand It's touch-toyle, rip a kid Damn, I'm a Paterfly, what you wanna see? What you want me to be? You pay me, baby, I keep rap good to fucking be yourself. Oh, my fucking pedophile.

Yeah, my mom. Oh, what chipper? Is they all say, I do a what chipper. I'm the grotesqueery of the way I'd violate you is equal to my rage. Wow, what a genius. He has a Patreon. That was a great video. I could support him. Okay, stop.

What a fucking hero. I think he should call in. He said, well, he's in LA, he should come in. Yeah. Okay. I've decided my rage. Already? Yes.

Okay. It might not be a good one, but it's something I was actually thinking about earlier. So I always listen to podcasts like in the shower. So I was in the shower thinking about that. And I hate how everyone does this on every fucking podcast. Wait, what kind of, what did your shower look like? I need to picture it properly.

Um, marble. I mean, I don't wear a bra. So you're basically already seen it. marble, I mean, I don't wear a bra, so you can make some hardy things. Put it in a like a clamshell fiberglass apartment shower. Okay. That what I'm picturing. Slide what do you have a sliding door that goes kathunkatunk and then you always grab the wrong one to move it over to. No, I have like a curtain like the glass door but it's that kind of glass where you can't really see through it. Oh very hot. Okay. Like frosted glass?

Yeah, exactly. If you like the silhouette, but not, you know, any of the detail. Okay. No, but the thing that I hate and you look like, we just cry, how would you describe yourself to people who aren't watching the video? What kind of silhouette are we looking at? I mean, I have no boobs, boom, boom, boom, boom. I mean, I have no boobs, but.

Okay, no. That's okay. That's okay. Can't neither do I. Sometimes you can't be skinny and have big boobs. So that's how life works. And going down, we get, I do have a larger, I have like the Kim K-ass.

Okay. I mean, not like, recent Kim Kay, like 15 years ago, Kim Kay, when she was cute. Okay, okay. Fig Bat would be interested. Fig Bat Digger Nick, you know who he is? Are you speaking English right now? No, not even close.

Okay, so what do you just name? What's your name? You're listening to podcasts in the show. Yes, okay. I was listening to this podcast and they did this thing. And people did this a lot in real life too. I hate so much when someone says something and it's something you agree with.

So you'll be like, I hate this and the other person goes, oh, 100%. I hate that. Why do people do that? 100% why? Is that phrase? Yeah, 100%. It's just stupid.

What do you mean? 100%? 100% of what? Like what the fuck are you talking about? That's stupid. I agree as strongly as the other person. It's so stupid. 100%. Like, really? Is that true? Like, if I told you, I don't know. I, what's the drink you like whiskey? Yeah. How did you know? He'd know me so well. I was like, I like whiskey and you respond 100%. That's not a fucking answer. What does that, you know what I really hate?

Irrationaly when people say spot on. You're like, oh, this is why it's spot on. Like, come on, man, can you say like I agree with you? Nailed it. Nailed it at least is a little. That's what I mean, spot on is a little bit weird. I can't think of using, I can't think of using spot on. It seems a little,

it annoys me every time. It seems like something they might use in another country. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's why it annoys me when I see it. It's like, I got some American train to sound smart. Spot on. Okay, here we go. Oh wait, wait, wait.

I wanna put some distance between the pedophile song and that. I like the names of these files. That's good. That's what you chose in today. Oh yeah, that's a secret. Hey, Dick. Why can't we have nice things? Because we're women.

We used to have this thing called the cowboy, which is like a sporty girl who is fun, but you know, without all the unnecessary steps of a woman, you know, a guy and a girl's body, the best of both worlds. I don't know if that's what a tomboy was. And now that's what makes me gay, maybe the way you're describing it, yes. You know, a guy and a girl's body, maybe you're describing it. Yes, who cares? You know, a guy and a girl's body. That's already what ever wants. How?

That's like, that's the chemical human evolution. But now we had a fucking all, now they're all injecting themselves with tea and going beers and chopping off their tits like we could've just left left it alone and everyone would be happy. But now, now we just got guys without dicks. It's horrible. Isn't that what you wanted?

It's horrible. Yeah, they can live their best life, live up to their, their illusion that they need to hide. That doesn't do anything for him i don't know what to say no more i'm going to go nothing for him that's right he knows

sick we should have all been killed by covets that's what i was trying to do what a great was like taking away the convo, y'all should die. Oh well, go fuck yourself. It's like the second flood.

Yeah, this flood is liquidity. I'm like, you don't think you're shaking your head. You don't think tomboy's are a man's brain. I just- It's this body. My personal opinion on that is I don't trust a woman who doesn't like other girls. Like those girls who are like, I'm a tomboy.

I'm a guy's like, I'm a guy's girl. A guy's girl, yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's wrong a few that you can't get along with other women. Like women are great. Uh huh. Why the fuck would you not want to hang around a bunch of pretty girls?

Why do you want to be a tomboy and hang with the boys? I don't think that's what a tomboy is though. I can't. How many of you like it? How many of you like it? How many of you like it? How many of you like it? How many of you like it? How many of you like it? How many of you like it? How many of you like it? is Hanboy is though. Hanboy is a girl that likes doing sports and stuff. Yeah, this is it. Like doesn't, right, doesn't necessarily doesn't like to play with a pretty R.B.'s as a kid

or like, has a million pairs of shoes or. Yeah, you guys, you fuck this up by calling them men's brains in a woman's body. You started it by calling them weird things to begin with. Sorry, I'm sorry for your loss though. You're gonna check who's like into cars? I've met a couple. No. I mean, not like necessarily working on cars, but like, yeah, like they can talk fucking cars in their, I'm not in their interest. That's kind of tomboyish. Yeah, that's very tomboyish. Yeah.

Hey, this is about the weight loss contest. Okay. So I think to be bragging up the storm, I don't know if he's going to end up doing it, but the secret is just get high smoke weed with weights. I've lost six pounds already. Come fuck yourself. Good. The secret is to get high. Lift weights.

And what was the last one? I think smoke weed. He said, I think he said high and smoke weed. I think he said get high smoke weed and lift weights. Yeah. So maybe climb a mountain, then smoke weed and then lift weights. Why? That what he means is he's talking about altitude, perhaps. I don't want to assume that he's dumb and said the same thing twice. Probably just stoned. I mean, that's a good. Well, they're different. Like when you go to the doctor, they go, sorry, sorry, go ahead. When you go to the doctor, they say, do you do drugs?

And then you say, no, because why would you ever tell it to your doctor? And then immediately after. Every one that I've filled out with the doctors is do you do drugs? The yes is stable. They hold out. Yeah.

It's like, no, it's circled with a big arrow point. I'm kind of, I don't know. Why did I? No, so you always say no. And then immediately after they say, well, do you smoke weed? They're like two different things now. So you could get high on a drug that's not weed. Oh, I see.

And maybe that's the best. Okay, doing a bunch of Xanax. But then they say, do you have prescriptions? Well, now you've really messed me up, Doc. Yeah. Okay, take a safe day corrupted here. I just, I don't know if it's a rage or a sad, but I was on Instagram and someone from my high school

I had linked up with me or followed or whatever the fuck I executed for Shit, but Come on get to the point. Safe stay corrupted. She was one of the hot girls That ended up getting fat and the thing that's boggling my mind the reason why i wanted to hear your opinion on it get your take on it but i don't understand was she has huge tips and high school

like you can't and she was getting you want to that she was skinny and tall but she was like playing tall with huge tips mhm she got fat like that thing now, I graduated high school and I was doing a 10s with that. So playboy cover on one of these later, she's fat for her kids.

Got to swallow it. Yeah. What happened? I don't understand. I was thinking about it. I was like, oh my god, where did girl's out did you hear uh...

i don't understand it's the way the fact that you should work to become stomach fat i don't understand i need it i need to not be the only person like who's experienced something like that yeah

has to be someone who like who's experienced something like I can't be a lot. Yeah. It has to be someone who is the hot girl got fat. Right, we get it. It's because, is it a proportion thing? Is it like an optical illusion? Yeah, because the tits are still there, but it all just goes into the stomach. Or the shoulders.

And that's where you really get the, that's when you really get the decrease in the poop size. Wagon polar shoulders. Yeah, right. When you get that wideness, that some girls lay there like a dinner plate. Yeah.

And they could have enormous tits, but you're like, what's, sorry, too big a plate. The steak looks small. Yeah, exactly. Thank you, save, save, corrupt your question. Exactly. Thank you, save, save, save, correct it for the question.

Think what makes me great today is that hindsight you get like after you finally get game and just knowing the signals you had in the past I was like wow, I wasn't as fucking like I was I was I mean I was big It was clearly stupid because there were signals thrown my way for sure for sure You know you I was definitely more capable than I thought and I know this was a lot of Yeah, when they like like right there's spaghetti stories basically it's like wow This woman gave me signals that I just fucked it up completely I mean yeah, I never really fucked it up completely. I was just too fucking stupid. Yeah. But still, it was like damn, I coulda fucked her.

I coulda fucked her. Okay, fucked him. Coulda had that holy neck. Holy crap. Is that happened to you, Emily, we're giving signals and guys like, oh, too much spaghetti. I don't know. I don't think so, actually. Yeah, actually.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Emily were giving signals and guys like, oh, too shy to getty. I don't know, I don't think so, actually. Yeah, I can see, actually. I mean, if I'm usually more direct, I'm not getting, oh really? Yeah, I was like, why would I give signals? I'll just say what's going on.

That's a signal that counts as a signal for us. We can miss that one. Oh my goodness, look at the size of this fat bitch bigger every week. How about you're gonna really hate when you, I'm ready. The day you realize how much more pussy you could have gotten if you didn't drink so much,

that will be another realization that's on the horizon for you. The, I can't believe how many signals I missed. That's a big one and, oh God, I fucked so many, I fucked up so many things by drinking too much with women. You know, you don't regret anything else, but with women especially, what do you think about that, Sean?

I agree, yeah. Okay. 100%. 100%. Spot on. I hate it. I don't know why it bothers me so much. Hey, Decaution, here's what makes me rage.

Politics and self hatred. It seems like it almost looked a norm for everybody to kind of just hate their self and then self. And what's the weirdest thing is whenever I see like, especially for, you know, people talking about white supremacy and shit and pretty much the main voices about, oh, you gotta stop white supremacy. All these old white men, all men, all men. Oh, I see.

Is white people are encroaching on minority, is there anything? The majority of them are white people who were saying this. Oh, right. I just don't understand, do they lack, I guess, do they lack the ability to really take a step back and go like, oh shit, wait a second.

I'm telling people that I'm the bad guy. Oh, you know, like it just doesn't make any sense. Why do white guys, especially white guy liberals, go out of their way to be like, yeah, white supremacy is bad. Man, mean old white men are horrible. Even Joe Biden was fucking famous. Yeah. Like, can't they old as white guy? guy. What fucking say this? I know it's this whole thing. You're the only white guy. Oh, to show I'm an ally in everything.

But why dedicate yourself your money, your time, your faith, your identity, all fucking shit to this sort of thing and crying out, man, white people need dye, man, white supremacy is bad. And here you are, a pasty old white dude. What the fuck is wrong with people these days, man? Well, I don't know if you're supposed to say white supremacy is good, but isn't it good to be the bad guy? Like, oh, I'm so, maybe I'm so bad,

I caused so much white supremacy. And it's like with all the Asian violence. Oh shit, black people are really causing, all the Asian violence. Go shit. Black people are really causing some violence with Asian people for some reason. And white people are like, hey, we're involved too. We're actually, don't sleep on us. Yeah, we're actually the most bad of the bad.

We're the baddest of the bad. You ought to read a history book. Yeah. We've enslaved every culture on earth. Even ones, even then we're not involved in. We will find a way. Yeah, we don't even, we don't even care. We didn't even want anything.

Yeah, we just did it. Everything is white supremacy, because we're the baddest of the bad, baby. You know, oh, hi, Maddie, hi. What do you think about that, Emily? But white supremacy? White guilt. Yeah, white supremacy too, or you four against it?

Against? Against. Yeah, me too. What do you want? Everybody wants to be the bad guy. Everybody wants to be the race car. I'm an opally. everybody wants to be the bad guy Everybody wants to be the race car. I'm an op-ed nobody wants to be the shoe That's true That is true. Here you go Hey, dedication on here makes me rage pro down from the whole fucking naming game for I guess

It's exhausting gender trend. exhausting and retrend it is i like the handful of people who still uh... it's just what this is last in the background uh... the whole did you know thing going down and i'm like what can i do you a far from the shit it was so funny is this whole fucking argument of what to call, what to call

DIGI. Oh man, it's strictly no it's DIGI, no it's DIGI, no it's DIGI bro, no it's Connor, our Conrad and shit. It's just like, just call my fucking name. I doubt that DIGI really gives a flying fuck in reality. I feel like whether or not, you know, some random fucking person in the middle of like fucking Nebraska What he calls him and everything like because it doesn't matter, you know, fuck I work in an industry right and kind of Many people of different like shapes size is creep and what have you, you know, and Even like different names help most of the names. I can't even fucking pronounce and guess what? Nope, we lost them. I have to go see the sharp meeting for it now me help most of the name i can't even fucking put out and guess what i can

no we lost them and i have to go to the start meeting for it now do i have to get fucking uh... shoot out for it no i just get corrected about it and that's it you know and then if i and if i have a little bit harder you know they don't make a nickname it's just a fucking me who give a

block i just i just think it's pretty fucking funny, but it's also slightly annoying to speak people like commonly this course over fucking grown-outs and shit. Like who gives a fine? It's Celery-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- Imagine if you had the power to make somebody obsess and worry and freak out over what they called you. This is a power that is, cannot be wield responsibly. Do you know what I mean? Ah, you change my name every day.

Hey, today you're going to call me M-Lord. Today you're going to call me King Dick. Today you're going to call, it's got to be restrained. It's got to be restrained. Or else people will revolt over it, take it away. Because it's dumb. Run wild, run the fences over. Yeah, it is dumb.

You know, and you know everybody's lying. You know, I'm not that there's anything wrong with it. You know everybody's lying because guys will say like, oh, what do you, what do you, what's your team? Broncos, you're an idiot. You like the Broncos? You fucking, you fucking moron.

You fucking idiot. Oh, what you're a Ford guy? Ah, what a fucking doofus. Funny. You know what they call a Ford? Fix it again, something else, you know. What do they call? Fix or repair daily.

Fix or repair daily. You're gonna say fucking it. Which is fix it again, Tony. Fix it again, Tony. You know, they call a Pontiac, a poor old sis, thinks it's a Cadillac. What do you tits your ass man, ass man? Whoa, what do you gay?

What do you gay? Oh, hey, I'm changing my sexual identity. What'd you like? What'd you like? What'd you like? What'd you like? Mentorant into beaker. Mom, would you like to be called? That's fine. Do you have any opinion on that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha