The Dick Show - Episode 260 - Dick on The Biggest Problem Reboot

Episode Date: May 24, 2021

Sean is gone, Vito reboots The Biggest Problem in the Universe with me, "Buy the Dip", woke marketing, pronoun resistance, Pokemon card scalpers, semen retention, a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, Jim Henson is unhire-able, the Replication Crisis, and Female Dating Strategies; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How late will be today? Oh, sounds good. All right. Now I can actually look at what I'm doing here. I forgot to get my new Sean head in up time. Oh, you don't have a Sean head hat? You don't have a V-neck? You don't have a V-neck?

Oh, I should've got a V-neck. Next time. I was gonna get a hat that just says new Sean. New Sean. There's Sean heads. I don't even have a Sean head hat. How darn it? Damn it. Well, I do have a Sean head hat. How darn it. Damn it.

Well, I do have a V-neck. I do have a show base for the next one. Everyone should wear Sean, a Sean merch until he shows back up. What does he, he hasn't been, he hasn't been without me in seven years. That guy. What is he going to do today? Every week for seven years, he gets, he has to sit there and listen to a bunch of nonsense, nonsense, just complete nonsense. And he has to just sit there and listen to it. What's he gonna do this week?

Does he have plans or something? Is he doing something? Yeah, he's going to a findom fantasy camp. Oh, that's good. You go there and you go there, they give you dizzy bucks, like play money. Yeah. And then girls make money at different price.

Yeah, it's like five Disney bucks. Yeah, she'll step on one ball. Yeah. Yeah. You want both balls. So it's, you know, it's safe. It's safe. They kill the internet.

They can't, you can't get access to real money, but you want to lose your money. He's driving, he's doing Christmas vacation right now. Him and Beverly, the Angelo. Yeah. They're driving across country. To go where? Do we know? Is it a secret? It is. They're just going to multiple places. He's going to a law. He has a law podcast that he's working on, a legal podcast that he's working on, this hiatus. I don't even get these things in order. Oh yes, I remember I had advice.

Okay, fantastic, should we just start? I suppose so. Let's do it then. Are you ready, Johnny? I'm fucking ready. Oh God, the audio works. Yes! Yes!

Your job is done. Your job is all done! Smooth sailing. Fuck! I feel so amped up! Yeah! How long will it take? You want to get into it? You got to decide show it. It's a contest coming live from out in Buckley, people in the hardest city of Fabian

and I host it again. It's like, man, for America's worst Mexican 110 weeks running. Joining me for this shunless spectacle is a Johnny the audio engineer. How you doing, Dick? Oh my God, weird, weird. Fucking weird, man. Weird, John is one of the most highest paid therapists on earth

for just or lowest paid priests on earth. Fair enough. I just sit here every week and unload my problems into him, up his ass, and he has no say in it. Sexualist is auditory assault and joining me today is veto. I did a cow you doing good. Johnny, can you bump him up a tiny bit veto? Let's get bump up a tiny bit.

Vito doesn't bring the pain immediately like me because I know this shows like auditory cocaine for people listening around the world. Getting up, getting through their bullshit, they should be filling their cups with new project brew coffee that I sell at newprojectbrue.com. We've got a bonus episode out, a special early bonus episode out that Sean recorded before he left. One of the best. I'm gonna say, as that out now, you can just do it now.

Out now at patreon.com slash the dick show. Vito, you are at where I like giving, I like letting people get their plugs in up front. You just YouTube.com slash Vito. Oh, there you go. YouTube.com slash Vito. Okay, a new project route there. I got everything out of the way. I got my big army of the dead review coming. Exciter is back. That is the worst title of any of ever pop.

So somebody explained, I saw that pop up and I thought, oh, here we go. Another army of darkness, shit. You got to be fucking like they stretched Bruce Campbell's face like the necronomicon and gave him some was going to be. I thought it was going to be. It's some worse lines to read and we get another shit boot of the Army of Darkness. But then somebody told me it was Zombies and there's a Casino Heist and as I said, that would be a better name for that movie. Well, you thought it was a Casino Heist.

Zombie Keenel Dey universe is what you said. Yeah. You want to call the movie Zombie Casino Heist. Well, it's better than Army of the Dead. What does the casino heist is the is a major part of that. Yeah. Do you mean that there is no real army in the movie? It is it is it is an even worse name. That's being fair. Yeah. I don't know what you would call it. Heist of the dead would make more sense. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Is the did the apocalypse happen in that movie? Because Bitcoin went to zero.

Yes, that's what happened. Holy shit. It was a theory. I'm plummeted so hard that people's brains imploded. Oh my God. I'm tired of hearing. I'm finally tired of hearing about cryptocurrency. I'm selling it all.

I'm done. I'm just going to hoard. I'm going to hoard gold like Peter's shift. I'm going to subscribe to Peter's shift newsletter and just by gold, I'm just gonna hoard, I'm gonna hoard gold like Peter's shift. I'm gonna subscribe to Peter's shifts newsletter and just by gold, I'm so fucking tired of hearing about cryptocurrency. That's my first problem for our biggest problem, sheboot. But you're a, you were a crypto proponent. Not anymore, I hate it.

Are you kidding? I'm selling it all. Buy the dip, quote, buy the dip. That's my biggest problem in the universe. Buy the dip. Hey, asshole, I already spent all my, everyone already spent all their fucking money buying dips. We're buying dips straight into the fucking ground.

At what point is it just, well, is there ever a time when you know, did you find a quarter in the couch or something to put a satoshi together? What, what buying? I understand the dip, we've been dipping all the way fucking down into negative numbers. Fuck, buy these guys, these guys who say buy the dip, it's like, man, not everybody's just raking in cash by being a drifter scumbag all the time

to be buying dips with. Fuck you, just come, not every every not every bad thing that happened to you is the best day of your life. Oh wow. 50% of my net worth just got whacked, whacked off or jacked off the top. This is the best this is the best opportunity of a fucking lifetime. You sound like an insane person with all the buying a dip shit. God. Well that was the time to take advantage. Could you imagine anything else like that like baseball you fuck up like it's let's focus on fundamentals. It's not awesome. Awesome error. Awesome error. Awesome error. The same people who do this by the way are the same people that pissed me off. These are the same people. So

that if you're voting up by the dip by the dip you're voting for the same people that pissed me off. These are the same people. So if you're voting up by the dip, by the dip, you're voting for the same people. You're voting for the people who when they watch the space X rockets land back on earth and they always crash, they always crash. These assholes are just tripping over each other like a zombie army going, well, you know what it's created, it's created a crash because I could learn so much from all the data, they learn so much from all that data. It's like, you're acting like it's better. Just say, oh, that sucks.

Oh, it's awesome, that's awesome that that rocket blew up, but it really sucks that Bitcoin crashed. It really sucks. Boy, do I feel stupid. See how easy that is? No, dick. This is a healthy market correction as they say. It's healthy. But it's got a correct opportunity of a lifetime right now.

Well, to buy the dip. To be fair. You should have had a shit. What do you mean by what do you mean you don't have all of your cash sitting around? What do you mean you spent it all on the last dip? What an idiot. That was my problem. What do you think about? Are you buying the dip? I bought a little bit of the dip. With what? With what? I didn't put everything into Bitcoin, man. What are you saying, Bob? What are you selling? Did you take all the wood in your apartment and sell it on eBay?

A huge rates? No, you limp in a little bit at a time. And then there's a pull back. Yeah, okay, that's my biggest problem. What do you think about that? I mean, I do agree that those people sometimes are a bit annoying, but it is sound financial advice. I mean, here's the thing. That's not sound financial advice. It's the biggest problem in the universe.

And then all these coins are gonna rocketing back up and you're gonna feel like an idiot. You're gonna, it's not a problem at all. They're right. Don't worry, they'll be another dip coming right around the corner. You should probably go into it. They just keep buying them and eventually you get where you're going. Okay, I feel like this is a problem you got to put on a timeline. You got to give it a couple of months. The dip. You got to give it about 20, 30 years to see how it pans out and then you can decide whether or not it was a problem. I would love to just punch like a computer,

but I don't know why that, everybody, chiming in today, oh, this is the fucking greatest. This is the greatest day of our lives. Half of our net worth was just annihilated. And we can't, I don't feel bad at all. It feels just amazing. Okay. Do you have a problem for us?

If you don't have any. I have a problem. It's something that you keep seeing more lately. I saw recently, you know, we've been having this Israel Palestine thing. That's not a problem for us at all. Yeah. That's not a problem, my God. I'm not in this.

I don't want to talk about that. These people, you don't want to talk about Israel and Palestine anymore. Get into that a little bit. Somebody, some motherfucker on Reddit is like, oh, so you just like giving Israel money? Like, man, I've been, I have no control over nothing. Okay. I'm just buying dips over here. You're the one, I can't get good at Congress.

Excuse me. My money, don't send it to Israel. That's not happening. Okay. Oh, so what do you mean, Dick? Oh, so you don't like, you don't like Islamic calvets? Does that mean that you like paying tax? I'm like, man, I like going outside. I remember going outside. Now you're, you're getting, you're getting way too invested, you're getting way too invested in a place that you shouldn't care at all about. The, the passion is, the passion is what caused

this in the first place. Eddie, okay, go ahead, sorry. Well The passion is, the passion is what caused this in the first place. Eddie, okay, go ahead, sorry. Well, for me, the thing is like, yeah, it's an ongoing conflict. It's a very complicated thing. You know who probably should not weigh in on these kinds of issues? Are these fucking companies who have nothing

to do with any of this? You know IGN, the video game website. Yeah, we talked about that. What the fuck? You know what IGN, you're like, I hope that new halo is good. I hope that new Final Fantasy is fun. And you know what else is good? Palestinians, the Palestinians, they're logo.

They put a Palestinian flag next to the IGN logo. And you know, told you, here's how you can donate to the Palestinians. If you want to donate to the people in Israel, we can't help you. Only the Palestinians were gonna help out because we for some reason, they're going. And that's just gonna go to rockets. Yeah, if you want to donate to the people in Israel, we can't help you. Only the Palestinians were going to help out because we for some reason, if they're going to go to rockets, if I have rockets, if I have rockets and they're sending money to kids,

I'm taking those rockets. I'm like, well, yeah, spend that money on something else. And that of course, I don't care. The hilarious part of that, of course, was that IGN has an Israeli branch that immediate goes on Facebook and they're like, we don't know what the fuck's going on here. Yeah, what it really comes down to the problem is this, this, this, this woke marketing with these companies. Oh, amazing.

Okay. Yeah, these companies trying to get in on these various social issues, whatever else. And you're like, why should a company be talking to me about this? Yeah. I mean, obviously a big one we see is always with Pride Month. Everybody's got a rainbow flag And I'm like Chipotle do you really care about like do you believe that any people like there's more damage to gay anything? I mean, I think it kind of discredits it when it's just like sheying up the highway. Yeah, you know what I mean

What do you call you know what if you know what I'm saying? What's hilarious though? It's just like a huge hypocrisy from most of these places that they claim to care about this shit. I got some of the great hypocrisies here. Do you know a company called Gilead, they're a pharmaceutical company? Yeah. Okay, so they sponsor Pride Month, they've even paid to put on or help with the New York Pride parade, they pay their money.

They make the pill truvada, which increases or reduces the risk of HIV by 90%. Wow. What do they do with that pill? They sell it for $2,000 a month. Wow. You know, on AIDS. That is job.

Better pay. Now they could. Of course. Help fund a generic. Yep. Wait a minute. Just by the dip, you'll have to put it in. I was, we were locked in our houses to protect fat people,

but gay guy, you don't just get free medication for AIDS? No, why not? Well, that's how it goes. I got locked inside for nothing. People have begged them to help, you know, develop a generic version, but of course, they're not gonna do that. They care about the gays up until you can't pay them

the $2,000 for their stuff. Here's what I know you'll like in particular, and you might already know this one. You remember the fearless girl statue staring down the bull market? Yeah, and that beautiful. Did you know that that same fund, the state street global advisors, was sued for not promoting female executives at the same rate as male executives and ended up with a $5 million settlement to those female employees that they empowered with their wonderful statue out there.

Is there a statue where the woman's just like looking pleasant? Well, like not staring down a bull. Like not looking like a huge bitch. Like a horrible little thing on her face. Every statue is this awful scowl. Yeah. Well, that's, you know, women aren't supposed to smile because it doesn't show power.

They have to be fearsome. Women are too used to smiling for men like us. We gotta hold that bang. They really hate, they really hate it. They really hate it. Have you been on, by the way, we got a shout out on the female dating strategy, subreddit, this way?

Oh, really? If a guy you're dating is listening to any of these YouTubers, he's undatable. Oh, really? Yeah. You were on there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I think I saw that list, but I didn't see you on there.

Me, Elon Musk, yeah, I think so. I hear the top of the, you know, the top of the list. Let me see, I'm right under Darius M. I don't know who these people, the red man group is on there. Wait, but you're so new. The blue man group. The blue man group. The communist blue man group.

Bill Burr. I'm above Bill Burr. That's pretty good. Patrice O'Neill, he's definitely on there. You can't have a guy listening to stand up comedy. This is what I call women helping women, right? Yeah. This is the blind helping the stupid. This is the I call women helping women, right? Yeah. This is the blind helping the stupid.

This is the right, this is a real list. Dude, it's huge. This whole female dating strategy is like training women to be malcontent, unlovable spinsters for the rest of their lives. It's really incredible. You're organ on there? Oh, God, yes. Really?

He's on there twice. He's one of the biggest see like everybody was see now they're saying he should be on there probably. I think he's on there. I don't see it on the actual list. Somehow, but a lot of people, I mean, you see a lot of these articles. They're like, Oh, Joe Rogan is radicalizing these young men by telling them to eat steak and enjoy their lives. I like don't try to think about getting vaccinated. Yeah. What? Yeah. I mean again, I mean, it's this whole woke culture that is just seeped in absolutely everything. Do you have any other examples? Well, I mean, I don't know how much we want to go into it, but you remember the rest of the big Gillette ad, the one that really

came down on men. How about the woke army ads? Oh God. Jesus, fucking hell. Yeah, wait, wait, the animated one with the lady, the rainbow LGBT one. Yeah, and then there's like a guy, I just kind of skimmed it. There's like a guy in a dress at some point. Like I skimmed it.

I don't know that one. It looked like a Rick and Morty montage. There was like a woman, a cheerleader, and then a guy in a wedding dress. Really? Where it's a guy. I don't know. It could be a girl, but it's a man looking fellow lady in a wedding dress.

Well, did you see the two that were like, I think Ted Cruz tweeted it, where the first one's the Russian army ad, where it's just a bunch of dudes doing push ups, being badass, and the American one is a lady who's like, when my two moms got married, I knew I knew I knew it was time for me to step up and protect this country. I'm like, who's story? Well, I mean, I guess it is based on one actual army person, but I love it. I love it. Not represent it. You think you love that. I love it. We gotta get the, we gotta get the woke people having as much PTSD as possible. All the woke advertising, I let spend all of your money. Don't target, don't sell guys like us anything.

Just let us keep buying our dips in peace. And you idiots, you won't be bored. You guys consume everything. You can go to, you can go dive, you can go fight for a pow, powstein, I guess. Let's, let's clip script a little bit. Fuck you. Yeah, you can say the other one. script a little bit. Fuck. Yeah.

Can't say the other one. Uh, you could go die for oil. Yeah. You could go play grab ass and slap dick. And the army stuff can stay, everything is going to stay exactly the same. It's still going to be penis games daily. But now it'll be a whole new woke squad. Well, isn't that, isn't that kind of a strategy for a lot of people on the internet?

It's to just associate yourself with communities where you can't be marketed to. Like you're so toxic. I think why a lot of people gravitate towards this like online Nazism or whatever else is it's like it's the last punk rock of like, yeah, advertisers are not going to come in here and try to take our money. Like you can't put a swatzik on a Coke can. You could, but any other social movement, anything that happens, I mean, look at even like Black Lives Matter, we're talking about woke advertising. We're when Pepsi made their whole ad trying to show Kendall Jenner at protests or whatever else. Any social

movement, any like, or like grunge in the 90s gets taken over by marketing punk rock. It's taken over by marketing. So it's almost like you try to seek out the most extreme space you can find. Because at least, the least, because making these, these,

depends on what side of the thing you're on. I don't, yeah, because, well, no, because that was generating not to use the show and the people listening to this show, that's who you're shitting on. That will, marketing wouldn't exist. Well, the more extremist aspects I think, if that's who you're shitting on. That will mark it when it exists.

Well, the more extremist aspects, I think, if that's what's being created by this, I think that's where some people are like, let me join QAnon because at least they'll leave me alone. Do you want Gilead to just come out and say, do you have AIDS? Fuck you, pay me. We won't, at least the last,

at least when we fuck you, we won't give you AIDS. I wanna fire my fucking wall company to put pills in a bottle and sell them for whatever stupid amount of money they have, they want to cause they're assholes. I don't want them to pay in a fucking rainbow flag on the bottle, I'm gonna be like, oh by the way, we love you.

Thanks for the 2000, it's, oh, I hit the critical bullshit, it's stupid. Yeah. It's a waste of my time. God What if one of those Nazis? That would really be a problem. I would fuck it. I just caredates by the way. I hate Everything you got I refused to take that because that guy's fucking online. I saw this right before I came in one more thing So during black lives matter remember all these corporations saying, we're going to give you know, $2 million to this foundation, we're going to give $5 million to this.

All these companies were pledging money to Black organizations. And approximate 50 million was promised by all the companies combined of this amount, about 250 million has actually been donated out of 50 billion less than half a percent. Yes. That's a dip. Now it's on its way. It's on its way. They keep saying, we're getting to it.

50 billion dollars. Where does it even go? Even go. It's just like blackwashing your money. There's different organizations. I don't know. Does it go to pay for college? Like is that?

I'm sure. Is that what? Is that how you buy black carbon credits? Well, we're going to pay for college. Like, is that what, is that how you buy black carbon credits? Well, we're going to pay for a college. So you just give money to the college's son. Like, oh, man, I don't know. You got to buy it. Yeah. It's like bedazzled purses for black women, you know, we don't get about a couple million dollars for that. That's a good charity. Rocket, rocket packs for aspiring black engineers. I think my, I think my other problem is too close to yours actually.

Maybe I should, I was gonna do, I was gonna do pronoun resistance, but I think it's too close to your woke thing. Pronoun, this is my only point with it. Our greatest Nazi minds are stuck in a trap of resisting everything. And it's exhausting and it is not going to work because as soon as they finally weed out all the people who can't stop pointing out that the pronouns are stupid and they are,

everyone knows it. Children know that they're fucking dumb. You could not train an AI to think like this because it's so dumb. As soon as they do that one, they'll jump to another one. So I'm saying, we all together. This is my, this is how we win, Johnny. We all together embrace the pronouns and everything else. All of the stupid crap and they will,

and they will then, the woke people will then start tripping over themselves to get to like well, because remember, it's their identity. So they've got to have something that sets them apart from us. They got to have they got to have something that sets them apart from the totally. Actually, I'm he him. He him them as well. I have to go return some video. I'm talking totally Patrick Bateman them, like his speech that he gives all the saying

all the right things and a washing over, washing the over the country in a wave of pronoun, not even acceptance or tolerance, encouragement. It's like, yeah, absolutely. I totally understand, I totally, I'm showing understanding dominance over the, over these weak-minded people is the only way to go over it because they are going to go, they are going to be triggered into coming up with more and more insane things, more and more and more insane things. And well, then you'll put them on their heels. So right now, where are our heels, is fuck.

Right? Everybody, everybody on our side is explaining to to each other daily shit that we already know How many times have we have how many times do you see every day somebody explaining that a man is better than a woman at sports Like there's never a reason to have explained that in the first place We think we should seed ground on that everything Absolutely that should be there should be only trans and women's sports. Absolutely there, women of course. I fucked five a day.

What are you saying? What is the end goal that they see that they were wrong? You put them on their heels. This is a boxing. Oh, no, this is a boxing. How can I put it in Pokemon or something? So you'll understand. So then what, they gotta come up with more crazy shit?

It's like you put yes. Then they're starting to starting to pants like, oh, they're starting to panic. They're starting to panic. Well, it's like what I do at work. I have this coworker that was extremely just terrible behavior, but I would always encourage it. And so it would give worse and worse and worse. And then when we would get around other people, he would be on the worst behavior he'd ever been on. Exactly. And now he looks like this fucking insane asshole out of nowhere, but all I did was speed the progression up. But that's what I'm saying. Is the end game that they look insane? The end game, they're probably their own, they buy their own, they buy their own plane tickets to go to Palestine and jump in front of Israel's rockets.

That's the absolutely free Palestine. I'm a, I'm donating fucking 100 dollars. Like I'm meeting, I'm meeting, you're all he's lying, always fucking lying. Okay. Always, not even, I start castically either. Hey, you're checking out, I'm he, him. No, I am, I fucking am.

He, him today. Ask me again tomorrow. Yep. What do you think of that? Pronoun resistance. Biggest problem is the only way we can get out of this hell that we live in. Doesn't that just deeper, don't we get deeper into the hell?

Yes, we got a dig, a stupid. So when all the athletes are transgender, have we won at that point? Is that a win? No, no, no, no, no, everyone's an athlete. And that thinking fourth dimensional already, everyone is an athlete. Okay.

It doesn't matter if you're playing sports or not. You're a professional athlete. When I'm getting forced into the forced homosexuality conversion camps, I'm running it. I'm on your own camp. Welcome. Is that a win? Is that a double win? Yes, that's a win. Don't worry, because I'll. I'm running it. I'm on your own camp. Welcome, is that a win? Is that a double-eat?

Yes, that's a win. Don't worry, because I'll give you a little win. Okay, come on. Well, as long as we're having some of the camps. Okay, what else you got? Well, mine. I didn't want to do that problem though. Maybe I'll, I'll go ahead.

Well, you kind of did it, I think. I was good to say. I don't know if you've seen a, what's been going on. Are you a big him? Yeah. My pronouns are whatever you need them to be. No, no, no, you got to do it seriously. Okay. I'm fucking see fucking around already. You are going to the gay camp. Yeah. I'm he him, but you were she's a woman. I am a woman. You are a woman. See, I'm already kind of doing the thing that you're claiming it. Exactly. Exactly. I do do it straight fast. I am a woman. It's not. Do you get a driver's, do you get insurance discount? No,

you can't do that in California. So what do you get? Well, Biden right now has said that women are first in line for any business assistance. That's great. Women in people of color. So if you're a small business owner in California, know that you can go to the DMV and fill out one form and become a woman and jump the line. Uh, way, that reminds me, I brought this thing in. It was a Jim Henson ad, a Jim Henson job ad, currently seeking.

This is Jim Henson, right? Yeah. You remember Jim Henson? Yeah, he's dead. White guy. Yeah, he was. Right, definitely a white guy. This is what they put in bold.

At the top of their, they're looking for top talent and new creative voices from diverse communities, currently seeking, okay? Members of the Ligabitaka community, plus Ligabitaka plus community. So you're gay, we're looking for you if you're gay. People of color, if you're not gay, you better be black, women of all cultural backgrounds.

So if you're not black, if you're not gay, and you're not black, you were then white women, then that's okay. Because people of color's already all the women that aren't white, right? So then it's just flat out white, okay, then white women. So this is just a filter like a step-by-step like the fucking Panama Canal that just says,

no white men, like no straight white men. No, yes, no straight white men. It's true, why do you need three bullet points when you could just say, no straight white men. People will not be considered straight white men. Everyone else, we want you. Like, why they had to, they had to go through

and order it. You could be gay, anybody who's gay, okay, then you could be black or whatever, and then you could be a white woman. The white woman one really stings me. I'm like, you bitches, you know women of all cultural backgrounds, all culture backgrounds. Except they already did people of color. So that includes everybody who's not white. So the last one is just white women, just to say white women, right? Yeah, but they can't

say white women. It's got to be women of all cultural backgrounds, women of all cultural backgrounds who are not included in women who are not white above. It's like this really upsets me and I just don't know what to do about it, you know, embrace it. No, I don't know if that's, I mean, I embrace the absurdity of it and go, well, you know, what if you're going to cut all white guys out of every industry? Yeah. Then, hey, I'm on YouTube. You got your own podcast. Well, we'll just take money directly from the audience and make it work.

But it's a tragedy. I mean, I think of like how many other creative people can exactly do exactly what we're doing. Yeah. But it should be writing for the shows or being a fucking put his hand up, Kermit the Frogs ass. I'm sure there's a lot of white guys who would be really good at putting their hand up, Kermit the Frogs ass and they'll never get the chance. Like Jim Henson. Like Jim Henson. You can't fly. So, I love him. God. Okay, what was your next, what's your next? Well, my next one was Dick. I know your big your next, what's your next problem? My next one was a dick.

I know your big fan of a children's media and perhaps one of the most beloved children's franchises of all time is Pokemon. Yes. Yes. So my problem, however, is those who are ruining the Pokemon experience for everyone else. Oh, no.

The Pokemon scalpers dick. Have you seen these gentlemen? Not like selling cards. Selling cards, but not doing it in a very ethical way. That right now. Scouting. Yes. Right now, Pokemon cards, the card community, it's exploded.

I don't know if you've seen that Logan Paul spent $2 million on six unopened boxes of Pokemon cards. You're talking about Pokemon cards. Like, yeah, the old boxes are new ones. The old boxes. Are you fucking serious? Six of the original boxes. He paid two million dollars and he actually opened one of them on stream auctioning off each of the packs. The packs sold for $40,000 a piece on average for a total of $1.4 million selling one box of 36 packs. Like first editions or just regular? First edition, yes, the first edition box.

Which we're pretty hard to find. Even when I was trying to get the cards back in the day, you never saw them, but still pretty crazy. I gave all my Pokemon cards to my nephews. And I was a rough watching them just like, dump them out and putting them in binders. We're buddy, you're supposed to play, they don't put them in binders, don't put the putting them in binders. We're buddy, you're supposed to play, they'll put them in binders,

don't put the energy cards in binders, put them in a box, God damn it. They're putting energy cards in binders. Yeah, a bunch of fools. Bunch of rubs. Couple of our price points here, X-Rapper Logic bought a first edition Charizard for $220,000,

but that did not match a first edition Charizard that was sold in March for $320,000, but that did not match a car. First edition charge there that was sold in March for $300,000 to end $11,000. Which problems people buying selling Pokemon cards? Well, the problem is that this is supposed to be... Now the fucking deal. Now of course, collectors can buy the old cards, but kids want the current cards that are coming out now, but unfortunately... Fuck kids. Fuck them kids.

Hey, hey, these kids deserve to enjoy the same product that we enjoyed as children. I don't know if you saw that McDonald's had Pokemon cards in the happy meals, about two months ago. Unfortunately, the scalpers showed up and we're buying hundreds of happy meals just to make sure no children could have the packs.

Employees were stealing the cases of cards from work they were gone within hours right now in ebay you can buy a case of the McDonald's Pokemon cards for 500 bucks a case right so you're not allowed to have fun okay and that's what makes you upset well hold on because you love you need to butter and children up for your it's grown men look I understand the free market but I'm sure that you grown men could figure out a better way to make money than buying and selling Pokemon cards because it's got so bad now I don't know if you if you go to target on certain days Walmart at certain days there is a line out the door of people waiting for Pokemon product men to be restocked yes I've seen it

myself which has led to physical altercations. And one target, a 35 year old male victim was physically assaulted by four males ranging in age from 23 to 35 as he exited the store, trying to steal his Pokemon cards. Target has now banned the sale of Pokemon cards from their stores. You cannot even children everywhere are denied the ability to buy a Pikachu because these fucking idiots who like can't just buy stocks or figure out any other

fucking means of employment need to purchase every single fucking pack of Pokemon cards to sell online. So kids are now asked out of Pokemon. Yeah, it's not for kids anymore. It's for I got a video for you. How much of those guys? Why did it got in the big fight outside of Target for Pokemon? Well, we're going to take a look at some of them.

Go to rush for Pokemon cards there. All right. Link on Twitter. You're going to see firsthand. This is what the people are acting like trying to get these cards. The Walmart doors open. Got this man in shop and cards. Okay, hold up. I want you to figure out how to get these cards, the Walmart doors open, got this men in shop and cards.

Okay, hold up, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, I want to figure out how to get it in there. And you care about this because you're a, a poke, Pokemon master or something. I'm actually not, I don't actually care about Pokemon cards. I mean, I have some from when I was a kid. I just think growing men could figure out better ways to get money than ruining a children's hobby.

I feel like, I feel like there's other ways to make cash. You could just like leave it alone. If you want to flip shit, just flip like sneakers or whatever the fuck else. This is like trans men in women's sports. Like can you just leave? Yeah, I know that you've got a lot more money than the kids. And you could, you would not put energy cards and binders.

Can you just let the kids have it? It is the same. Yeah, it's the same. Okay. Now you have an advantage as a man with a bunch of money and whatever else, but maybe just let a car, this won't be a car. Right. You don't got to go to school.

You can wait outside the target as it opens, wait outside the wall, man. Yeah. You know, this kid gets out of elementary school, tries to get some Pokemon cards. And this is what he finds. You have more time. You've had more experience Bullying your mother into taking you to target as a grown man who's buying Pokemon cards than a child, right exactly. Yeah, okay. Here we go. Let's watch it Grown white man mostly white that guy has a brace on his knee like a soft

White man mostly white that guy has a brace on his knee like a soft running running The start is off Through the wall mark Everybody now watch the mad panic Yeah, those cards boys They're having other each other Shuffling handfuls of Pokemon cards into their shopping cards. This is disgusting. There's guys in the back We're just giving up already. They can't get any of this.

So a female dating strategy can't listen to my show, but you can run in and die of all over Pokemon cards. Target has banned Pokemon cards. Walmart has not yet followed suit, but we will see if perhaps. Okay, so we've got, and everybody you can vote on these, probably I'll put it on Patreon or something, I don't know.

What was it? By the dip, woke marketing, woke marketing, pronoun resistance, pronoun resistance, we're not still do not understand. People should vote it down. I'm playing the game. I'm playing the game. And something with Pokemon scalpers.

Pokemon scalpers, okay. Gotta catch them all. Let me see what else I brought in here, like a normal show here today. Knitted, oh, here's children's mental health. This is off the record. So vote without learning about this one. This is a children's mental health graph

over the pandemic. Children's mental health, whatever emergency admissions graph over the pandemic. Children's mental health, whatever emergency admissions for under 18s with psychiatric conditions. If you're listening to this, it was at 1,000 on April of 2020 and now it's in October, it's 25 hunches. So there's been a 150% increase. Is that math right?

Okay. It looks like sky news. Yeah. Of kids getting checked under 18, getting checked into the hospital for psychiatric conditions. Here is, you know what? That directly coincides with the lack of Pokemon cards on the market. I believe you. Here is the, here is why this picture, I think, of this little boy is as good as the assassination of that Vietnamese spy that what that picture where they's got the gun right up against his head and he's blowing it out. Right. Wow. That guy, I really feel that this is worse than that picture.

This deserves a Pulitzer. Is the social distancing, or what are they, are they waiting in line for school? These are kids going to school. Yeah. And you see this chick, this, they're all six feet apart lined up. The girl is kind of, the girls went crack. I mean, every little detail in this picture is a universe of rage. And then there's this little, this poor little boy in the very front who's being focused

on. Let me pull it up here. Yeah, there you go. So everybody can see on the video. Oh, there we go. You've got this poor little boy with his disheveled hair wearing a fruity little mask that his mom probably got for him that he didn't get to pick. It doesn't have any kind of, doesn't have any kind of IP on it.

Yeah, it doesn't have a pop patrol. Glaring into the camera, like his mind is a school shooting that's looking for that term that it hasn't felt like he's got the emotion of a mass shooting, but he hasn't identified it yet. He hasn't seen it yet to identify what that emotion is, right? Raw primordial revenge and rage in his eyes and helplessness, complete helplessness, and then in the back, one of the school officers who's got her mask that matches her fucking uniform, by the way, carrying all the weight of an omnipresent authoritarian government with her hands coquettishly on her gun belt, smiling sure of her complete authority and position over this boy. And there is nothing, this is the most powerful picture I think I have ever seen, to sum up,

to sum up what is going to be a, a, a, a, a torrential, a deluge of riotous mayhem and anger that's going to, that this little boy is going to unleash and little boys like him and little boys like him Yeah, maybe a couple girls And I don't know 10 20 years. These kids are gonna snap is what you're saying. I think they I think they're They're now happy their life totalitarian society type scenario. This is the army of blown-out acceptors that I could train What's happening there? What's happening there? What's happening there? What's happening there? What's happening there? What's happening there? What's happening there?

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And we can do some comments. Oh, man, maybe I'll bring this one in next week. You should look up, I do have to rewatch that animated gay, mom, army and it's a good one. It's horrifying because it's very weird. They finally figured out that they could take over the army. Like they took over the world. The world people.

Yeah, like they took over academia. Like, hey, we could put, we got, we got people who need welfare too. We're looking for adventure and who hate their parents a little more than your guys side. That's true. So we're going to juice them up on a bunch of fucking Steven universe looking cartoons and send them up to the drone factory. God, they should make some, some of those fancy kid cartoons that just tells you. Yeah, and then go to another country

and kill people in the name of the rainbow. No, you dive in front of missiles. Yeah. Palestine needs an iron dome to protect it. Palas by American wokers. Right. We'll call them. Let's see here.

Hey, Dick, projuretek, hot tub, twitch streamer demonetized. This thought Amaranth on twitch got demonetized this week. She's one of these hot tub streamers. I figured you might have a funny take on this. Go fuck yourself. Did you know they have hot tub streamers? Yes, I've actually been talking about this

with a lot of people. What have you been saying about it? Oh, I just had like a buddy on a, no worries. Like if you heard about these hot tub stream, I don't know, like normies are like, I'm confused, what's the deal? Confused in a rouse. Well, because they're like, is that not allowed?

Like are you allowed to be in a bikini on Twitch? Twitch is a weird platform. It's like very parenting sometimes. Yeah, I love watching Amazon, like your Amazon, right? That's just the world, the world is just so be fouled with women and their promiscuity and their craving and their greed at any cost, their lust for money and their gold digging.

Do you know what I mean? Like Amazon. Amazon decides to say, hey, we're gonna have a nice little gaming platform. If you game, you could play games on it. Talk to kids to guys. Like video games, kids can have fun. And here come women, hey, look at me, I'm doing it

with my tits out. I'm like, okay, well, you can't put your tits out. Oh, well, I'm body painting. What do you think about this? I have paint eyes. I think, bitch, well, you can't do that. All right, well, I'm getting in a hot tub now. How is that for?

Rodding. Inflatable dying. Getting a humping shit. Humping and stuff. They're like on like some inflatable toys. Like kind of like gyrating or something. Like a strip club. Yeah, it was definitely like you know what you're doing at the point.

But what do you do? Shouldn't they just have like an 18 plus twitch at that point? Because, you know, just ban women. There's no dealing with them. No matter what, no matter what you, you understand billions of Muslims wake up every day trying to figure out how to keep them in line.

It's then they have to dedicate their entire government to it. It's very hard. So fucking tricky. Yeah. They'll keep trying to get behind the wheel of a car, no matter how their entire government to it. It's very hard. So fucking tricky. Yeah. They'll keep trying to get behind the wheel of a car, no matter how much you try to keep. Cause they're gonna go to the horse factory, just store.

Try to own land, who knows what they're gonna build on it. Not okay. Dick's sucking factory, obsessed with trains, Elon Musk, loans, hey, Dick, sure as odd how an electric car company CEO is worried about crypto's effects on the environment when the electric car batteries are worse for the environment, the normal engines, isn't it? See, that's the kind of stuff that we're just wasting fucking time pointing out. You know, is that everybody knows that? I've never once, never once needed to be explained.

Yeah, it is kind of weird. I love the Elon Musk is getting blamed for all this by idiots too. You know? Yeah. It's his fault. It is his fault. No, it's not. It was going to happen.

Okay, brass, lowering your refractory period though. What time is it? 1248. Lowering your refractory period. My friend, a patron of yours, mentioned you were interested in lowering your refractory period. I'm sure it's partially a joke, but you should check this thing out. It's called Cabe Goline, Dostonex Casabur. It was originally made to treat Parkinson's and some stuff for women, but it can give men multiple orgasms in a short period of time, with virtually no side effects,

might not be parable with liquor, but they say that about everything. This is a short period of time. Immediately. How short do you need? How short would you want? Well, I'm saying like is it like 30 seconds? Like what?

Would that be good? Would you try it if it was 30? Yeah, absolutely, I would. Heck insom. If I could have an orgasm in 30 seconds later have another orgasm yeah why would I not do that I know you want to try it out you know I get it on the go over the counter how do I get it I don't know probably I'm worried that it's gonna break the fucking thing break your dick yeah and then and then I will never have never have your dick again

I think maybe God's up there And he's like I've made it so if you have two within 15 seconds of each other, then you never get another one I don't know. I'm down to try this thing out. Try any what about you? Fuck it. Why not? What is it? Matt four Parkinson's? Yeah, Parkinson's. So it's that it's pulling double duty at that point That's great. Yeah, maybe we get some protect my brain and then I get a couple of orgasms out of it Yeah, we'll check that out buddy sunbears small rates do you take I get a couple of orgasms out of it. Uh, yeah, we'll check that out, buddy. Sunbears, small rates, dude, I have a small rates today. I think some listeners may be able to relate to. That is women answering unfamiliar phone calls by just saying speaking.

Do they do that? See what I mean? I don't call women. It's marim. They call me. Not all women, but some. I'm sure you know the sassy and gentily conty tone I'm referring to. It's like being greeted by a knife, scraping a dinner plate. My day did not need a sprinkle of your quasi-caron spice, but here we are.

When was the last time anyone experienced a phone call where the collar didn't reveal who they were and why they were calling within six seconds of the conversation starting? Be normal and ask, and ask who is this? What a difference thanks and have a good rest of you. You're saying that people, women pick up the phone and just go speaking? Speaking. Yeah, I'm confused. I have a not encountered this.

God. Yeah. Time to do some cold calls and test it. Yeah, it's called some chicks up. Hey, I don't, I design, don't drink and drive billboards. This is why they suck. Double step child. I've been, you have you seen those?

Not a while. Not a while. I'm kind of picturing one in my head though. Don't they have that big stop sign on them or something? Yeah, yeah. It says don't, don't you? No. In case you didn't know.

Yeah. And less to your vaccinated, then you can have a couple beers on. Right. Right. But other than that, no. You know what I saw that I wanted to bring in here? That reminds me. I saw an article, let me get it. Yeah, here we go. On Bloomberg, what happens when incentives aren't enough

for the vaccine to vaccinate people? Let me get that. Hold on, we start building the vaccine guns. We let the doctors loose on the streets. Yeah. If you see someone walking and they don't have the vaccination to help it on, you're allowed to open fire.

Open fire. What happens when vaccine incentives aren't enough, right? So this is written from the position of, we've just been flooding these idiots with incentives to get vaccinated, like donuts and french fries. Well, the intent of suck, is that what you're stopping? We've spent, I mean, we gave companies trillions of dollars

in free money to get them to keep, to get them to keep people hired for as long as even though they didn't, even though we kind of knew they didn't give any money to the employees. Like the companies that couldn't stick around just folded immediately and the companies that could survive, not only dicked their employees over by either removing raises they were supposed to get or cutting them by like 10% or 25% and fuck they pocketed additionally those PPP loans. That's an incentive. Hey, can you keep, can you keep your employees hired? We're going to give you money to keep

paying them. Meanwhile, getting vaccinated, you get a Krispy Kreme. How do you, how about that fatso? Is that good enough to get vaccinated? Well, we tried everything. What if it's what it's not enough? What if I get these amazing incentives are not enough? I guess it's time to start forcing all you idiot. We can't possibly, what do you want? Can I get a PlayStation or something? I do that. It's insane. Tripping over themselves. You don't even have to get me into the back of the team. It's a vacation for the donut, by the way.

Oh, you don't? Well, I have a buddy who he just prints up fake vaccination cards to get. I'll say that. That's FBI will be all over. I'm in Minecraft. I hope that he prints them up in Minecraft. No, he makes videos where all he does

is go to Krispy Kreme with fake vaccination cards to get a free donut. What are they stamped on? I don't know. He's a different one. He's a weird dude. I lost mine. I think you would like, I think you would they stamped them? I don't know. He's the one in the first part. He's a weird dude. I lost mine. I think you would like, I think you would like his particular,

I don't, is it em, grow up Mr. Girl? No, it's not Mr. Girl, he's a darell. What did he do? He did another song where he's like a double pedophile or something. Yeah, I don't even know. It was kind of like a weird, you saw he's like viral on TikTok though. I know, he's, he's made it,

because one of the lines he's talking about like creeping through Minecraft, praying on children, and ended up getting like a million tick tock views and all that the Minecraft. That's what happened. Yeah, on tick tocks, so you can take the audio from someone else's video and just make your own video on top of it. No. So if you have like a funny, stupid song, you just post like 30 seconds of it and then kids

make videos with your song. Do you don't need Pokemon cards? Yeah, there's two. They got tick tocks. like 30 seconds of it and then kids make videos with your song. Do you don't need Pokemon cards? Yeah, there's two. They got TikToks. They all don't make all their money on their TikTok account. I would love even one incentive. Besides, I stuff I can't do.

Well, that's what it's gonna be. Here's your incentive. Here's your incentive. Would you like to travel ever again? That's not an incentive. Like, you guys haven't tried one incentive, even one. Like, just get one hot girl to take her top off on TV. And I'll do it.

But then how do they, how do they prevent the unvaccinated from seeing the girl? I think I send special vaccination 3D glasses to my house. So only I can see the naked girl. It's an incentive. It doesn't have to be like, you're not always an impromptu. No, no, no, no, no, you're not an incentive if everybody gets it, because it's just a liberal mindset. You can't, you just can't take people getting, you can't take other people

getting stuff. How is a lady being naked on TV and incentive to get a vaccine? I mean, it's something. But you get it either way is what I'm saying. You haven't told me, yeah, I would get it, I would get it. You would get it. You would get it just out of my head. I know what I had. I mean, I would get it. I had it for what you've been given here. Yeah, honestly, yeah.

You're like, we're going to put a naked, we're going to, a woman's going to take her top off on NBC. And then afterwards, you'll have to have get a 30. And then afterwards, you'll have to go get a vaccine to show us this. Before, if you get a vaccine, I would go today and get it. Just because, can you imagine? If 75% of Americans get a vaccine, I would go today and get it. Just because, can you imagine? 75% of American people get fired immediately. If you're like, yeah, all right, I'm getting it.

Fair enough. What would it take for you to get vaccinated? I got the first shot. Of course, you did. Did you cheat your way up the line? No, they're just giving them out now. Okay, I've been a professional graphic designer for over 20 years, and I've designed hundreds of don't drink and drive billboards over the years.

The State Department of Transportation pays a lot for them, and other ones are paid for by NHTSA. What is that? National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Most of the lame ones are put up by NHTSA because they focus group them to death and wash out all of the originality and creativity. Just like Chris Rock says. Right?

As far as the state ones go, they usually put out an RFP to hire an agency record then they sign a contract. Blah blah blah. They have no clue how to speak to their target audience. You get stupid. The agencies are hired within the state of the highest chance of hitting their mark blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah for approval. And then they humming, I would say, okay, it's like madman stuff. My nephew and friends think this is funny. So they're wasting our money developing ad campaigns that they don't use. Yeah. Well, that explains it. That's the government fire. It's a government

point. I would still get you a free donut. I like going cordially yours. Thanks for not killing. Okay, Maiden left my lady of 16 years. Thanks, Dick. I broke up with my girlfriend of 16 years. I want to thank you for the help. For the 16 years. Wow. Yeah. Never locked it down. You know, I saw the Cernovich recently say we have to like not end normalizing dating for six months. Like you either know, you either get married by then or you don't.

I'm like, what the, yeah, wait, why? What are you doing? What are you doing to me? What are you doing, I suppose? I think that 19 times where you gotta start pumping out kids does survive the coming storm. Just like, chill the fuck up with that. I understand that you have daughters now,

but we need more farm hands, Dick. You gotta marry a girl and start pumping those kids out. Oh, God. Who's gonna bring in the harvest? You know within six months. Like, oh yeah, yeah. I'm sure. Your advice to others and your attitude

have been a great inspiration. Like, it's a, you're, don't get married at all. It's a business. What happened to the, it's a business contract? Didn't, did you, did you, Don't get married at all. It's a business. What happened to the, it's a business contract. Did you trade idiots like get all excited about getting your dick sweat and being called daddy by more than one woman at a time. The second being your daughter that you forgot

the business part of this. Like it's the dumbest. Do you remember that? We had a nice little phase, a sweet spot in the 90s, where men all got together and said, marriage is insane. It's an insane business, it's an insane business contract that you would never enter into,

into any other situation, especially with a notoriously belligerent and a belligerent and neurotic partner in any other business. If someone came to you and they're like, I wanna start a business also, I cry all the time. Every day. And can't get any of the, yeah. You'd be like, I don't know if this is the best.

Maybe it can bring you on as a contractor. I don't know. And I have, and my opinions on pornography change by the day. Ha, ha, ha, ha, wow. No thanks. Yeah, I love No thanks. Corporate. Yes. I don't need to sign anything. I don't need to sign anything today. Okay. It's a bad business. We had that though in the 90s. So I'm guys still have that I have that. I would never get married unless there was a gun to my head. I can't imagine.

Either that or I'm getting in. I don't you know, I'm pre-nupped. Sorry, I'm even iron I have that. I would never get married unless there was a gun to my head. I can't imagine. Either that, I'm getting in, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I really can't handle that. Yeah. Your advice to others in your attitude have been a great inspiration to me during a time when I was being controlled by an overbearing, controlling abusive psychopath. Hmm, interesting. This all happened last month. My ex has this issue where she has to repeat everything you've done wrong about nine times

and then continue to add everything else you've done wrong in the last year. Oh, she does. She's your ex has that early spring. Early spring, I walked away from an argument as I've been prone to do lately. And she decided to blow up my phone with over 200 texts over the next 12 hours. Wow, wow, we wow. All of which I ignored. I came back to the house and all of my clothes were thrown to the bottom of the staircase. Have you ever been in a situation like that

with your clothes on the lawn? Nope. I haven't had that situation, but I did have a friend who's like, we gotta go to Target to buy some clothes because my girlfriend cut them all up with a knife. And I was like, maybe you should break up with her or something.

He's like, let's get the clothes and then we'll talk about it. And she's sitting there at the time. Like, because that's a lot of work. Well, as he gets in my car, yeah. What is she listening while she's doing? Does she stop after wanting to go like, all right, this is kind of, they never do. No, they go the whole way through every single piece.

I left that day and over the next month, I stayed with my family while we decided to work things out. Oh my God, so come mid-April. I'm back at home trying to slowly patch things together while juggling work and a massive market garden slash farm. On top of this, my phone has been her issue with me since I started listening to your and Ralph's podcasts. Oh, there you go.

That fucking was subreddit was right. She said, my attitude has changed and I'm more impatient while I chalk it up to her severe alcohol abuse and constant COVID conspiracy talk. I don't have time to listen to bullshit stories all day. She drinks and blacks out screams about the things that aren't being done for her threatens to kill herself. Scratches up her wrists and forearms. I recorded her screaming at me for over 10 minutes and have hundreds of drinks text from her. Oh my goodness.

Jesus. All this time you could be playing video games and buying scalping Pokemon. Yeah, scalping Pokemon. You could have bought the dip. You could have bought the dip. Here's the clincher, apparently. I started talking to an old friend from college almost every day, a woman, and as platonic as it is, I don't believe you. I neglected to mention it to my ex because she already blames me for fucking everything that moves, even though we haven't been sexual for almost two years.

What the fuck? It's not even a relationship. Yeah, what are you guys doing at this point? What are you getting out of this? And she needed to be black out drunk for the last 10. I've also never cheated or even came close, but she's talked many times while drunk about wanting to be with other men, as well as talking about fucking our roommate to me and him.

Oh my God, she has her own, she started taking pictures of my real hard-to-listen to. This is like, oh, 60 years. It hit me, oh my God. I agree that I should have told her about my friend right away. Oh, never can see it to a woman, come on. But it wasn't a secret because I wasn't hiding my phone.

I had nothing to hide, so I let her read everything in my phone big mistake. There was nothing more than run of the milk convo. I, again, I don't believe you, but she couldn't believe I talked to someone over text every day, and then I didn't do that with her. Okay, she tried to take, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We have a house, a dog, three cats, and a goat. No kids are joining counts. We aren't married.

She doesn't sound like you escaped without being locked in to anything. She's five, two, a hundred, and a hundred pounds. Okay, and has 36 seat cups. Well, that explains it all then. Thanks for listening, boys. Go fuck yourself, smooches for Sean. I skipped a bunch, but...

Good for you. All congrats on getting out. Sounds like he's a healthier and happier for Sean. I skipped a bunch, but good for you. Congrats on getting out. Sounds like he's a healthier and happier for it. Yes, yes, yes. Let her keep the goat. Let me see. I told a guy to call in who's a semen retention guy. Semen retention.

Yeah, AJ, are you there? You're a semen retainer? Yeah, what's up, bro? Yeah, what's up, man? Are you, are you the guy who is are you topa bros? Friend who is into semen retention for some reason? Okay, what is that tell me about that? Okay, hey, can you give me is it cool if I get like 10 seconds? I just need to go outside real quick. Yeah, sure Okay, yeah, well, why don't we speculate on what semen retention is will he's gone?

I don't hate Chad. what am I supposed to ask? AJ here. I've never encountered any, uh, see him in retention. Yeah. You get bloated. Oh, Asher, wait a minute, let me go, let me go back to AJ.

Oh, no, he's already on. I do want to argue with Asher about Israel. I got some advice to and then, you know, voice mails. I got a song for you too, Johnny. Remind me to play it. Kendall and I made you some. Amazing. I'm in a back surge.

How you doing? What did you think about that guy? 16 years to be with a woman that's going through your phone. What's he thinking? Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you thinking, man? What are you talking about?

It's all for dude. No, I'm talking about another guy who was, who had a real girl friend. Destructive relationship. Yeah, dude. No, I'm talking about another guy who had a real girl friend. Destructive relationship. Yeah. Okay. What is your real girl friend? What is your deal?

What is the benefits of retaining semen? How much semen are you retaining? Okay. So basically, it's just whenever... So there's something called nofap, right? And then there's semen retention. Nofap is whenever you cut out the porn. Because obviously we know porn is bad for your brain.

You know, like they don't study your brain on heroin is not as good as your brain on porn. Okay. What do you mean your brain on heroin is not as bad as your brain on porn? Like your brain on porn is worse than brain on heroin. Worse and like you have slower thoughts, like slower thought processing or more destructive behavior.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Like you get brain fog, getting dying depression. Basically, see my retention is just. How do you know all? Like your brains, you know about the same thing. Like so quick. I have the solution.

Wait, because you could go about the rest of your day after watching some porn, but you can't go about the rest of your day after a shit on a heroin like. Yeah, I'll jerk off and get stuff down. It doesn't like end of my day there. Heroin, you're going to take it fucking

not off. You're gonna find a nice corner to get dope sick later. Pass out in. Well, everything's, everything's cool in moderations. So if you're like beating your meat every day and watching porn every day, that's pretty fucked. Wait a minute. Like you'll notice the difference. Heroin, you're saying heroin is cool in moderation.

I don't know if I've heard that about, I don't know if we're talking about the same heroin. I'm pretty sure if it was right, I'd be like, should I jerk off every day or should I do heroin? He's going to say, I feel like he's going to say, well, then we just don't do that much heroin, but jerking off, you know, whatever amount you want to do. Why do you think you're saying like your brain? Go ahead. It's bad. I'm just saying like it. It's fucking brain. And messes up your brain. Teen wars are what it does. I'm not saying do heroin. Yes.

All I'm hearing right now is do heroin. Yeah, you're saying it's worse than beating it up. I don't know. So you don't look at pornography? No. No? Do you work off, though, without porn? Like is it okay to jerk off if you're doing no fat?

As long as you don't look at porn. Well, shit, I guess you could jerk off without nutting, but if you're like nutting every day, you're losing a lot of benefits like losing minerals. Minerals, is that the top of the list? Is the mineral? I think my brain's going to flop up. Can I take a multivitamin? Minerals is the biggest, is that the top of the list? Is the mineral loss? You're not getting enough minerals today. I think my brain's gonna fuck up. Can I take a multivitamin and let him talk?

Tell me of the benefits of seeming retaining. Okay, well, basically you become a god. That's all you need. No, it's not all you need to know. You can't just say that's all you need to know. You're going to go a little deeper. So far, I've learned that I'm going to retain my minerals and I'm going to be a god. I feel like you need to go a little deeper.

Hey, okay, so I'll give you, there's some science with it. So on day seven, you get a 150% testosterone boost. So you can replace that with steroids if you want. You can gain more muscles, you have more energy. And have you ever heard of Kundalini energy? No, what is Kundalini energy? I say like society. Let me hear about this.

All the text books, of course, Kundalini energy is discovered by Zellophacer Kundalini. Hi, so. Yeah, go ahead. So Kundalini energy is like, it's more of an esoteric type of thing, you know, spiritual type of thing. So, it's the same thing with science. Science mixes life in truth. So, Kundalini energy, science calls that spinal fluid, okay?

Okay. So, whenever you attend your secret base, anytime someone says it's the same as science, that's usually a bad sign. Usually means it's true. No, no, no, I'm saying it's the same as science, that's usually a bad sign. I usually mean it's true. No, no, no, I'm saying science. Okay. I'm saying science is like, they mix truth with lies, right? So we're not gonna tell you about fucking shockers

and shit that they're talking about. That's fucking true. So there is a major epidemic of non-replicatable studies. Going like most studies and papers that are written, major epidemic of non-replicatable studies, like most studies and papers that are written cannot be replicated, the experiments within, and they get cited more because their conclusions are more salacious and bombastic. So not only is science being done that cannot be

redone, like verified at all, but it is also being spread and used as a foundation for further studies that cannot be replicated because the claims are so wild. I wish I could say that you're full of shit, but you're not. Well, that's like you always see the news articles and it's like chocolate, cures brain cancer. Yeah. And then when you try to dig into it, it's like nothing. Not really.

Okay, so Kundalini's final fluid, your body fluids, bodily fluids are precious. That's what you're saying. Yeah, well, if you're, I mean, too much, if anything is bad, we know that. So if you're, if you're wasting your seed every single day, obviously, you're going to have some negative side effects, right? Wait, so can you retain too much? If you do everything too much bad. So you can, yeah, so like, let's say you retain for a year, right? The thing is you have to transmute it. So if you're just, if you're just retaining for a year and you're not, you're not doing anything with that energy will just get stuck and you'll be fucking angry all the time you're like a little horn dog just rubbing around you saying it look at every you know horn you know what you've not had so someone you have your home alchemist

have you ever done this nothing we've seen have you ever not had so long as I've gone is like a month a month no longest I've gone is a month. Okay. You know, it kind of powers. I don't know how you can actually, there's something called tantric sex. So that's like sex without nutting. So that's like spiritual sex kind of. So it's still not happening to me. So it's still not happening to me. Well, doing that.

Okay. And what kind of, you have sex just you don't bust a nut. Okay. Right. What kind of powers did you get after a month of not orgasming? All right. Well, you get way more energy. It's better for your skin. You can also, if you actually transmute it, so transportation process is basically when you bring it from the root, so the bottom and you bring it up,

so it's basically like energy work, you can do stuff like headstands or meditation. So yeah, yeah, yeah, you're talking like the Kundalini spinal. So you move your semen up your spine. Kundalini energy. I don't know how I'm on my spine. This is the sound didn't. Did we lose them? I don't know. I think we might have. He's on mute now. There he is. There he is. Oh shit. I accidentally clicked the mute button. Okay. I've been coming too much. Yeah. You could fucking the brain fog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't find about your power. Is he can't manage the discord cool come on. Do you do any drugs a lot of drugs? Just weed. Oh, okay. Do you do that in moderation or do you do a lot of it?

Definitely moderation moderation once every couple weeks between your combenting antics How long have you been retaining your seamen? Like not for one period of time, but just like as a lifestyle. Oh, okay. So like when I first started. Yeah, when you first started, yeah. Since last April.

Last April. Okay, so about a year, about a year. And have you noticed any changes? Yeah, exactly. Has your life improved in like ways that, but okay, so about a year, about a year. And have you noticed any changes? Exactly. Has your life improved in like ways that, you know, or like have you gotten a new job? Have you met girls? You know, ways that we can look at you as a success story?

You don't have a job, okay. So it's not going to help with that. 16, but, um, 16. Why are we talking to a 16 year old about it? How do you move? How do you even call it in a mother's at 16? Don't do it. Don't you're off.

I'm done to wear things. Oh, get the fuck out of here. I'm 22. He's 22. He says, all right. Are you 22 for real? 16, 16. Oh, I can't get out of here.

Get out of here. Get out of here. Goodbye. All right. Let's talk to Ashur about Israel. Ashur, what do you want to say about Israel? Something, something anti-Zionist? Something anti-Semitic? We can only hope.

All right, I'm gonna read some advice. What's the longest you've ever gone without jerking off? A day? Yeah. One time I just went for a week to see what was up. Why? No reason. No reason.

How was it? What was up? It was, it was, it was, uh, it was whatever. I was like, yeah, I see no reason to, uh, no, we can't hear you. You got to fix your shit, go into your settings, click the little gear and make your microphone. There you are. Yeah. Oh,. Click the little gear and make your microphone. There you are. Yeah.

My fucking mic was muted. Sorry. Oh, no. Well, it's a new mic. I always had to excuse. Typical. Can you hear it? Yeah, I can hear you. What do you want to say about Israel?

If you're a Palestinian, you can. So, I don't know how you can support them over the Palestinians. It's easy. It's the Palestine. Just like this. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. That's what I don't want to read. It's a football stand, just like this. Baa, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, da, they supported. Boom. Okay, okay. Go easy.

Yeah. Hashtag, fuck, Palestine. Is that easy? I just did it. You want me to do it again? Okay, okay. Show, okay. How about this?

Vito, what's your stance on the Israeli-Palestinian crisis? I'd say, you know, maybe just stop firing rockets back. It is real and they might,, maybe just stop firing rockets back at Israel and they might, maybe that just stop. Yeah. If you're so just go, like, go suck some cocks. Since it's, since it's illegal to be gay, perhaps you're gay yourself, Palestine. Why don't you go get it out of your system and blow it, blow each other? It seems like both sides suck. Let's put it that way. But no, no, because one is clearly worse than the other. That's the problem. The why you keep, you keep mentioning about, no, no, because one is clearly worse than the other. That's the problem. So though, why you keep, you keep mentioning about be, you know, rockets being fired. If

we're talking about rockets being fired, Israel is firing more. And they're firing them at civilian centers, they're filing, they're filing hospitals, they're firing them at news organizations, they're firing them at civilian, like casualties on Palestinian side, far out number, the Israeli side and the only reason that while it's not shooting rockets, idiots, stop breaking the law. Okay, here's the thing, the law in Israel is so restrictive, especially for Palestinians and they are no option but to fire rockets back at the time. They have been classified as second class citizens in Israel, or at least their occupied territories,

since like Israel's inception. So if they're treated poorly for decades, you gotta understand it. They're being treated poorly that long and they're being oppressed by this state. You gotta understand, people in Gaza, Palestinians in Gaza can't go, can't travel to the West Bank to meet with Palestinians there without a permit from the Israeli authority, which is really hard to get. Yeah, Mexicans can't go to Canada with, they just come and go as they please, they don't have to get any kind of, they can just walk right across the border.

So what are you saying you want that? Yeah, yeah. I'm gendered immigration. I'm gendered immigration. And like people who live, Palestinians who live in Gaza should be able to travel across a country, the size of New Jersey, by the way, to go to the West Bank and meet maybe some family members. The reason they're not able to is because the Israeli government wants to keep Palestinians

kind of within their own circles and not united, essentially, to try and keep them separate. Yeah, because they're saying like death to Israel. Like do you not understand that? They have to keep their country safe. You seem to have a weird skewed understanding of what most Palestinians want here. Most Palestinians want to just want to have a situation. Oh, in the situation. Yeah. No, sorry. Keep going. Keep going. I'm sorry. Most Palestinians want equality. I listen to your show last week. Hold on, let him talk. Let him talk. The way, so I listened to your show last week and you seem to be very hung up on this

like win condition for both sides. And you seem to think that if the Palestinians win, it's an Islamic theocracy. And if he, but like, what do you think happens if the, if the Israelis win? They go attack Syria. Israel never stops attacking. That's what they do. Yeah, and that's fucked up. Well, what do you want me to do about it?

I don't think I'm not doing anything about it. I'm not saying you can't do anything about it. I'd like I'd appreciate, well, I guess I can't force you to do anything, but beyond the right history. I'm just yeah, we're digitating I pack propaganda like what kind of propaganda? They fuck they have they totally hate each other in Israel and the and Israel, body not to the US has a has a nuke and an iron dome.

Everyone is fucked and the United States government will do whatever they want. So goodbye. No, just surrender government won't stop Israel like that. like yeah, like and it shouldn't they just surrender though the like powers down like they can't win right. It is right with attacking me. I would say I surrender. Yeah. I go out.

I'm doing a lot of damage here and you keep killing my kids. I guess I just lost this one. Okay, but to surrender would just to be like you gotta understand, they're being forced out of their homes. Yeah. The way, the reason this conflict even started in the first place is because the Israeli started building settlements in places where the Palestinians were already living there. Oh, I know.

And what? I know. They're stealing their stuff. There's walk in, hey, get out of here. There's my house now, fuck you. Yeah. Well, so to surrender to Israel would be to give up your home, to just be pushed out of this place you've lived in

for generations. Yeah, but it's like, It happens to you enough times, like there was this one person who called into CNN, who had a mother who had been forced from her home for five times. Yeah, you're gonna start supporting the people who are fighting back.

Like, but don't you think it's really stupid to like if you know like why fire rockets back at Israel? How did that help hold on? They've been taking each other's shit for millennia. Where I mean, like they just take each other's shit back and forth. That's how it works. And then the Holocaust happened in Israel suddenly got a big old dick in the

room on their side. That's to it. Yeah. That's the way the guy heard it. Never again. When I heard never again, I didn't think that there would be like images that look essentially just like crystal knocked in Israel, but instead of Jews as Palestinians. Like it like the, the never again shit is bullshit. You can't, like the Holocaust happened, yes, absolutely. But you can't use that as a justification to just start your own ethno state in the fucking

Middle East. Like that's me. Oh yeah. I did do it. They did do it. I guess you can. I guess you can. Okay, well you can.

But the Holocaust happened. Yes, absolutely. But you can't use that as a justification to just start your own ethno state in the fucking Middle East. I did do it. They did do it. I can't. I guess you can. I guess you can. Okay, well, you can, but don't expect any, well, don't expect, don't expect. Don't expect. Don't expect. Don't expect. It's not for you.

There's to be your greatest ally until the end of time. Don't expect that. They won. They won. They got everything they wanted. God, they, listen, they are winning and it is like, but their winning, like their win condition is the complete eradication of the Palestinian people from their territory. I don't know if that's true.

Well, they should just rebrand. Palestine should call itself not Palestine or something or double or Israel times two. Israel squared. You're like, you got to understand the best win condition the Palestinians have is a single state that's secular. And even then that's not going to happen. But Palestinians are the voting block. Don't have much voice there.

Because every single party that gets elected in Israel's Congress is essentially not dedicated at all towards Palestinian equality. Every single big party, LaCoude, that's the only one I could remember. Oh, labor, even like left-wing parties, do not support, say, the return of Palestinians to the land that they've taken. What is your point, though? Why do you care about, why do you care about, why do you not see the threat you not see that they're like, because I was born in Israel. I was born in Israel and I lived there for about two months back in 2011. And on my life, I've heard the same shit about how Israel has a right to exist, how they

have a right to defend itself, how they have a right to do this and a right to do that. And I heard so many myths about the inception of Israel and how that actually occurred. People were forced out of their homes. Like that. You could send that. But it's like, like, you're got to be, you are being, you are being disingenuous. If you don't think those sides have been kicking each other out of their homes for thousands of years. Like they just, they are in the other direction. Throats for thousands of years going back and forth, they thought we're talking about vendettas that stretch back hundreds of generations. I mean, what?

That doesn't make killing of innocent civilians right. Who cares? I can't. Let's maybe a bit. I'm not going to do that. People are dying nonstop. Like, what do you, what do you want to do? Oh God. I've seen you. I'm never going to go for are dying nonstop. Like what do you want to do?

Oh God, I've seen you. Oh, I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you.

I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you.

I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen you. But you seem to be shocked that there's this support for Palestine. Yeah, because it's bullshit. What? Yeah, because it's Chinese propaganda. I think the people who are supporting Palestine, they just like feeling bad about stuff.

Like, oh, people are getting killed. Like, yeah, well, there's a lot of, like, there's a lot, those people are getting killed because they kind of quasi-supported terrorist organization that sets up their rocket launchers in hospitals. Like, it's not quite as simple as. Okay, this is something, this is something that the Israeli government does a lot. They say, they need to be bombed. They just say, oh, it was a Hamas stronghold. Like, they bombed that fucking, uh, uh, associated press building.

And they just said, oh, Hamas was in there. How do you know that? How do you know? Why do you you know that homos was in there? You don't know. Why do you assume Hamas is not in AP? Like why do you not assume AP is not just a spokesman for Hamas? Like, yeah, they have to say Hamas is in there because they're like, well, you know, AP is kind of fucking around.

He's so depressed. Just fired one of its fucking interns because she was a part of like a Palestinian's rights group in college. Yeah. You got to understand this doesn't just affect Israel. This affects America too because I pack the propaganda wing of Israel and America is one of the strongest political action committees in the country. Uh-huh.

And like you got to understand they at like during Hurricane Harvey in 2018 the Texas Lawmakers passed a bill. Do you want me to start the hurricane too? Is that am I supporting the fucking hurricane now? Unless government officials pledged their undying support to Israel. They will get aid. Yeah, remember I'm pretty good to go shooting eight. Yeah, remember, for the hurricane, pretty good negotiating. No, you got to understand. This is a free speech issue in America. Yeah.

Wait, who's the BDS side? Which side is that? BDS is Palestine. Is the pro-Palestine? Yeah, what was the one? I mean, yeah, they're, uh, uh, the government wouldn't let wouldn't pay anybody who is like pro-bead pro boycotting. Yeah, yeah, really cutting it.

That's a free speech issue. Yeah, free speech issue. I mean, here's me shoveling all these free speech issues. Like what seriously, what do you think, what do you think giving a shit about Palestine or Israel is going to get you or anybody? It's not like, it's not going to get me anywhere, but I will say it is a lot of stress to see why? Because I lived there, I was born there.

This is personal to me. Like, you got to understand. Here's a personal. I understand personal attachments to whatever a location, I guess. Why don't you go over there and help the Palestinians fight? I would love to. I don't know how, sadly, I think the country't you go over there and help the Palestinians fight? I would love to. I don't know how sadly, I think the country's locked up at the moment.

You could find like a couple rockets that is really big here or some. If you want help, we can struck them. I can meet up. We could do a little bit of mutual bond building. Yeah. All right. Well, what do you want me to do about it? Fix it.

Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. It's annoying to hear you. No offense. It's annoying to hear you speak up about a thing. I don't think you've done a lot of research into bro. Israel's gonna win. I got news for you. Israel's gonna win. That's the one. Exactly. But what mom is going to take over the country? The shit is going is going down. God, take over the country, the shit is going down. God, God, hope, wake up and pray to God every day that the Pentagon doesn't take over Bitcoin

or just start confiscating it, but that's the way the system works. Evil wins, they win. They just win no matter what, there's no stopping them. You can try to hide your money. You can try to blend in with the rich people who will survive, but it doesn't none of this shit matters. They win.

And that's it. The country's gone. It's over. Trump's going to fucking jail. Honestly, you did just acknowledge that Israel is the evil side here, which is all I really wanted, you know? Yeah. Can I make a suggestion?

What if all the Palestinians stopped jerking off for a month? Yeah. Wouldn't that give them the powers jerking off for a month? Yeah. Wouldn't that give them the powers to take fear of their own? Yeah. I think that would give them the powers. What it was? Coondolini? Coondolini. Yeah. They did more coondolini. They need a coondolini dome. Then they can ask them. Then they can create an alchemy circle with their come and transmute a demon from beneath here to take back the Holy Land. There is no sign for Israel in the house. This is just power.

This is the exercise of power back and forth. It's always has been and they're more powerful. They'll win. I, I just, it sucks. I, I, sorry, but you don't think it sucks. I think it's the problem. You don't care. You don't care.

I don't care. I mean, I, if your country, if you can't go down the street in your country and go, fuck Islam, that's not a country that I want. Existing. I agree with them. I think you can do that at Israel though. I'm pretty sure. That's really, yeah. It's a spark for the Israel. What's that? I don't know if you've been told that you've been told. How is being lynched by like just Israeli civilians? Like it sucks. Oh, yeah. I'm sure it's horrible. I just always look at the Palestinian children's TV, If you talk about being lynched by like just Israeli civilians, like it sucks.

Yeah, I'm sure it's horrible. I just always look at the Palestinian children's TV and there's a guy dressed like Mickey Mouse, who's like, Hey, kids, if you see that, if your neighbors at you kick him in the shins, I'm like, don't you think that your society is like a little broken at that point? If like kids are watching that, I don't know what you're talking about. You're looking up, I'm not even lying to you like my house. And you know that it's house in TV says some pretty nutty stuff. There is.

It is pretty funny. Palestinian TV. They don't have TV. They don't have their own TV networks. They weren't watching. What are these old TV networks? What are these old TV networks? The kids are talking about shooting Jews or whatever.

I've seen this. I've seen this stuff. Okay. No offense video. You're talking out of your ass. They don't have to. They don't have to. Are you saying they do not have television in Palestine?

How do they have a news organization? They don't have television in Palestine. They don't tell the news. What? Wait, wait, wait. Let him talk. Let him talk. Go ahead and TV or what?

From what I understand, this might be incorrect. Israel owns like the media in Israel at least. Like they know, like they know. like, I want to be, uh, I don't know if she was or any media organization. I'm really never talking about veto. One second. Yeah. There is a memory TV. We'll translate. We'll see. We'll, we'll, we'll get to the bottom of this right now. Okay. Tomorrow's pie in ears is the name of the television show. Who cares? I don't care if they're what they're saying on their dumb TV.

All right, after you do, I'm going to make you a rage. Does anything make you anything else make you a rage? People who don't like Riley, I don't understand why people don't like Riley. He's probably really neat that guy. Yeah. I was pretty harmless, I would say, Riley. Yeah, he's, he's, he doesn't really, like if you talk to him like a person, he's not like a dazzle.

Um, I had to make a whole channel fire Riley just to quarantine all the people who were talking about him. I'm not saying every time I went in there, I was like, this Riley's a fucking zirke. Riley can't even get good guess. And like, guys, he makes some nails. Like he's kind of doing his own thing. I don't know what to say. Uh, like a full time makes some nails. Like he's kind of doing his own thing. I don't know what to say. It's like a full time gig.

Yeah. It's gonna be okay if I, would it be okay if I plugged something? Go ahead. I do, I do lyric videos as well as like, edit some sub-stack articles over on the Yig Studio channel. I helped them out sometimes. Oh, Yig Studio.

Yig Studio. Okay. Yig Studio. Charlie is sending a void ch I avoid chasers. It's t-shirt as we speak. How's that working out for Beatrice, the golden witch? She did her whole channel from anime reviews to music. I mean, that's a big job.

That's a big ass. Oh, yeah. People are not happy at her already. Yeah, I could imagine. I don't even send people my music. Oh my God. It's quite a big deal. I buried it in the desert.

Oh yeah. I don't look at it. It's way out there. I have to hear the big message. I'm not going to have to have out, but it was nice talking with y'all. Okay, bye. Nice talking to you, too. Thanks for calling in.

All right. I think that's I think I love Riley. I think I love Riley's mail now. He's a good he's a good kid. He's got a good head on his shoulders. Except for what he didn't call in after he fought Ralph. That was, I think that was a great move. You think so?

Because it was so infuriating. People would be infuriated forever. I hope so. Because of that. Yeah. And if you would have called in, let's be honest. Ralph has a way more experience being on the radio messing with people. Right.

I also have more experience that is Riley was walking into a situation that he could not win. Yeah. Yeah. So the only winning move is not to play. Not to play. Yeah. So even if he created me at the time, I was like, losing my mind, like, God, you fucking

cockblocked everybody, you dick. See, but that's with Howard Stern. Anytime his guy is coming to the studio, you're like, you're not going to win this one. Yeah. No one ever comes out looking good. So it was smart. It was smart. It was smart.

On many levels. Lately, right. Okay. This is Johnny on the spot by Kendall and I. Johnny, do you have anything that makes you rich? Nothing that fucking matters. Lay it right. Okay. This is Johnny on the spot by Kendall and Hyde. Johnny, do you have anything that makes you rich? Nothing that fucking matters. Nothing that matters. No.

It's not Kyle's time. I don't have a big ol' world. I don't understand. How could you support Israel? They're gonna fucking win. Easily. Why do you support the Patriots? Stop.

They got a good track record. Yeah. Yeah. They keep hitting touchdowns. But didn't you know that they're doing like, oh my god, oh my god. How could I support these people? All right, here you go.

Johnny on this spot by Kendall and I, Vito YouTube.com slash Vito. There it is. Patreon.com slash the video show. Patreon.com slash the video show. Patreon.com slash the video show. Patreon.com slash the Dixos. You're next, Susan. Almost nine.

One day later. Sean must find a program. Shit, he wanna pick up with stick with you. Damn, Sean will answer. He's down the wiki rabbit hole. He'd embalp paper plates. Yeah, he's on a roll. Dick grabs his dildo and swings that shit urgently.

Right in the last inch. Hey, so for audio emergency. Paul's out his dildo and swings that shit urgently. Right glass and face of audio emergency. Calls out his bloody hand, what's he fucking got? A phone with one contact, Johnny on the spot. Johnny on the spot, Johnny on the spot. Do you think he has plans? Hmm, probably not. If you need a helping hand and you need it a lot,

who's the dude you fucking call you called Johnny on the spot? Johnny on the spot, Johnny on the spot. Will you get here on time? Yeah, right on the dot If you need a helping hand and you need it a lot Who's the beauty fucking call you called? Johnny on the spot When you're sweetie pie

Text like I'm already coming over My bite I hope that guy was not 16 How about a little row? But she's still feeling hot She doesn't go to the city coals Johnny on the spot Like you said, it's out of time

And someone gets a girl Fucking go in and he's gone by the point If you show up in an Uber Then she then she sends him out the fuckin' back, running through the neighbors yard and nothing but a spanny pack. Always where he's supposed to be, wish Johnny lived post to me. Why'd the Johnny cross the road to help your wife with groceries? Knock knock, who's there? It's Johnny here to help you move.

I didn't even ask you to. I brought the pizza and the booze. Need a boost to close up the battery cables. Oh, I changed the oil too. Ready to go to the table. To help a friend out. He's so mentally stable. In fight Johnny for dinner, he'll start setting your cable.

Yes. I think you'd be more like Johnny. I'm gonna be less fucking caught. Oh, maybe I should let him fill in for you sometime. Uh-oh, wouldn't surprise me if he did. Because you're useless, huh? I can't do this anymore. What are you talking to?

Johnny on the spot. Johnny on the spot is the verbally abusive, probably fucking boy. Are you ever really glad to have the baddest broth in your fantasy any back? Johnny on the spot. Johnny on the spot. I'm so sensitive, Christ. Stupid fucking squad. Now we're getting a divorce.

She'll take all of that. God, if you want your life through and call Johnny on the squad. Wow! Oh, this is fucking great! Look at my video fucking guys, like I was sitting here and smiled, be helpful! Oh, you little lighter! Oh, you can just have this one I brought an extra! I have a pen right here. Woo.

I'm just a pleasant person. Oh, you forgot you walled it off to Ainu, bro. Kendall and Hyde, right there. Fucking hilarious. Got personal. That's great. Revealing. I can't even believe how many references you got right to

Santa Pack fucking kill it in genius. You guys are going on and you're laughing on to talk about Johnny. Nothing that I'm allowed to talk about. Oh wow. Wow, very spicy secrets. Secrets heroin or just not jerking off both. Heroin is worse than porn.

I do heroin. I'm just talking about porn. I do heroin, just I don't. I do heroin is worse than heroin. For your brain. For your brain. It's worse. I've never thrown up from not taking, from not watching porn though. Is the thing?

I've never had porn with straws. Nope. I would like to see the replicability of those studies that have you ever seen one of those anti-porn guys really get on a roll? Like just ranting and raving? Yeah, here's a study. Here's a study.

Here's a study that says that the world is more progressive when pornography, here's a study that says like, bro, that to me something, someone spent a lot of time not watching porn to make all those studies. Yeah, is there anything about like having a lot of studies to be effect on the brain? Okay. Here you go. Hey, did you just wanted to take a brief reprieve from calling in with Rage's to give a quick shout

out to Cantillion? I can't. The Chris Cant show was awesome. I also want to thank you for giving me some motivation because I thought I was really bad at talking to women. And I see you do a white now on the dick show and now I'm thinking I'm not that bad. So thanks, Cam. Thank you, Cantilians.

Shout out for you. I guess I should be listening to the Chris Camp show. Oh, it's over. Oh, we're only ended. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, so there was only like eight episodes. Yeah. And then Chris, the Kiwi, lost his marbles. Oh, we're only ended. Yeah. Wow, because, yeah. So there was only like eight episodes. Yeah.

And then Chris, the Kiwi lost his marbles. Oh yeah. Refused to come back for some reason. I should have been like, I came back the way he was talking about it. No, but he did email me. Chris, the Kiwi emailed me a couple days ago and said he was trying to trick a hooker

into letting him film them having sex. But he didn't think he would go for it. That's a good one. Well, I thought he felt the need to brief you on the... I don't know why. I hadn't heard from for months. There you go. Dick, I don't usually fantasize about running people over my car. In Minecraft.

But I'm on a street day driving, driving for two and a half hours, fuck it, whatever, it's the morning. I think it'll honestly, I don't give a fuck. There's a guy riding a bicycle on the right-hand side of this road in the right lane. It's like, yeah, okay, there's a bike lane next to him, clearly marked bike lane. And this douchebag has to be in the right lane

They're gonna get around I Wish I could just Crash right to a bad ass Look in minecraft I see this headler fucking piece of God damn it. Thanks. Oh Wow I'm like, it's gonna be nice. Fuck you all. Whoa, whoa, wow. Dubai craters like not realize that how much people hate them, and they still do that,

they still ride around, man, I wouldn't do that. Yeah, I know, what the deal is. What the deal on your back, you get less hate. When I ride a bike, yeah, I mean, I would be worried about cars, isn't it, me? Yeah. I would do everything I could to kind of not be anywhere near them.

I just ride it in circles in my driveway. Yeah. Somebody's going to hate, somebody's going to look out their window and I'll go, that motherfucker, I'm going to run my house right over his ass. Hey, they can shine. You know, another rage for you today is the worst thing to lobby again. I I know beaten to death, right? But yeah, check this out. So I'm at the doctor's office. I'm getting my annual physical whatever. What do you get? You lost 20 pounds. Yeah, you know, but exercising, eating and sharing, you got to do the intermittent fasting, you know, help myself keep the calories down.

She's like, oh, well, you know, did you eat anything in this morning? No, no, I don't eat breakfast. Oh, you're no, no, you really shouldn't eat breakfast. This is really not healthy for you to not eat breakfast. Oh, you're no, no, you really shouldn't eat breakfast. It's really not healthy for you to not eat breakfast. And I'm taking, I just lost 20,000. Oh, man. And like, like, why cost to the resilience?

But, you know, since the last physical, that's 20,000, that's more than most people. Like, you fucking theory it, but now I'm not fine. You just need to eat more. I don. But you fucking theory, you know, enough time, you really need to eat more. I don't think you're fat, so that I can, you know, bury you for that fucking bitch like that. Seriously.

You. You just more propaganda for big breakfast. It is. It is. Yeah, we made it up. Yeah, Marky, guys, make it up. Uh huh. We toast council Yeah. They made it up. Yeah. Marky. Guys made up. Uh huh. Uh we toast council. The uh grain grain lobby.

Graan lobby made cereal thing. Did the OJ council get in on any of this? Of course. One of those balanced breakfast pictures, you know, commercially used to have but it would always be like a giant picture of orange using a giant picture of a whole milk. At the same time. At the same time. Two worse things. No. Together on the planet and your mom would put a complete balance dump them both in We're actually just everything and everything is about breakfast sucked as a kid, but they forced to see it because of ads Okay Couple more

Hey, dick, you know what really just tickles me and it's got a tickle you too i was listening last but i said uh... and you know the banana dox and that and ox met shit and it mainly imagine what that man's dating life have got to be like now because you know you escaped all that five years ago six years ago before everything happened

uh that's good that's just all of it's great openers i'm a bestselling author i get to put it on the website podcast bestselling book you know you can lay that down in your own account for now if he mentioned his persona inevitable google search will reveal like the massive failure that he and his persona have become which means that now he has to date as himself and that's true

and that's true and that's true and that's true and that's true and that's true. And then some purposes unemployed. Pretend. You don't think he goes to woman. I imagine a limited audience. I've never actually. Yeah. You don't think you guys do what? Breaking up.

I was going to say you don't think he goes to women. He goes, well, you know, I disguise myself as a banana for an online audience. Maybe he does. Two. Sometimes my cowboy usually I'm a banana. Maybe he does. Two. Sometimes my cowboy, usually I'm a banana. Maybe he does. Get 10 viewers and I love each of them. Well, maybe he hasn't even tried yet

because the pandemic was still on. Maybe he's been building up his whole, yeah. Yeah, and maybe now he's maintaining semen for a year. Slowly starting it up in the balls, letting it climb up the spine as you do. Transmuted. Transmuted into gold. That guy's somewhere around the bush. Shit talking about that stupid shit in the high school

in college. Oh, man, Kundalini. Next time you got a girl, you know, you know, all you know, what I like to do is transmute my come. You want to miss you want to transmute some? Uh, this nut I have over here. Let me teach you a great new yoga pose. The great spirit of Kundalini has told me that you will be my wife and I will fill you with the golden seed. All right, goodbye, everybody. Sean, have fun. I hope you've had fun mixing this. Goodbye.

This is goodbye. So