The Dick Show - Episode 262 - Dick on Sex Doll Fingers

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

Messed up sex doll fingers, selling AMC, crappy children's artwork, "China Aporogies", female writers, the metric system, Gavin McInnes cries about something, "Disinformation", women banging psychopaths, edgy reboots, and the top hat pooper; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah, that's the sound of a healthy man. Oh my God. Are we gonna talk, we're not gonna talk about patty see cups at all. I have to wait till Sean gets back to talk about patty see cups. Oh yeah. If Sean ever gets back. If, yeah. Do you know who patty see cups is?

No, I don't. He's the most prolific podcaster of our time. He, Why do I assume that's a joke? Well, it's, I mean, it is, it is a joke. Only, it's only a joke if you think that podcats have to be listenable. Yeah, at all.

Is he the guy you were freaking out about on Twitter? Yeah, because he did some, yeah. I didn't know the deep lore inside and why I listen. He does, he has a new podcast every week, I didn't know the deep lore and why I listened. He does, he has a new podcast every week, like as in a whole, an entirely new show. And they cover topics like, are you hungry? Where he talks about fast food meals with his guests, like you, not with chefs or. Yeah, wait, I think maybe I heard that.

Are you hungry? Like, what's your go to at Taco Bell? Yeah, does he ask like about napkins and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah. How many napkins do you like to grab? Forget where I was listening. I know it was on who are these podcasts. Yes, it was. We put this like urban petwa on everything.

Like, yo, how many napkins you dig when you're grabbing? Like, he sounds like a bad market. He sounds like a bad advertisement. Every time he says anything, like, he sounds like a bad market. He sounds like a bad advertisement. Every time he says anything, like, yo. Maybe he is. Maybe he is. He did a whole episode of his show, The Briefcase. Yeah.

Get it? No, I don't get it. He did a whole show of a whole episode of his show, The Briefcase, where he just shits on me and Carl. Oh, for making fun of them. You try to give the guy some exposure. You try to do something nice and get the guy's material out to a bigger audience and he just shits all over you for it.

He's got to get a roll with the punches and take advantage of all this. Because who was listening to him before? Nobody, not even his wife, I assume. Maybe he makes his kids listen to him. You go to his kids and he goes, what's your to go to Taco Bell order? They're like, dad, please. Please. I need money for school books.

Well, the podcast is about to get profitable. Oh, yeah. So there's the he works in this podcasting setup where you, you no matter what, no matter how many listeners you have, you're making money while you're podcasting. That's the motto of this place, which I guess is maybe a couple cents. I don't know. I don't know who the, I don't know who's selling ads for this absolute garbage that this guy's making money. I don't know.

Something. But he's, but you get other people to sign up, like top or where. And then they make money and you listen to each other's show is. Oh, so he's trying to get other people to sign up and be podcasted. Or it's like a pyramid scheme kind of scenario. Yeah, a lot of gay jokes though. He spent the whole episode calling me and Carl Gay. That's during Pride Month.

I know. I should just underhanded. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I should just underhanded. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I'll wait till Sean gets back to talk about it. It was funny. He sounds like a colorful fellow.

Catty Seacups. Yeah. He wanted you for a whole episode. Yeah. 17 whole minutes dedicated to us. Wow. And how we're, that's an honor. How we're worthless.

How we don't matter. How he's going gonna quit podcasting? Because he doesn't want to even want to be associated with us. So she hated. Yeah, he doesn't even want to be mentioned in the same sentence as a podcaster with us. So he's gonna quit. He's just gonna go to his local fast food restaurants and go up to be able to have their hungry. Do you like the ketchup here? Would you go to ketchup? I'm a Heinzman. You're Heinzman? A Heinzman. I don't like ketchup.

In very select situations for the most part. All right, what are we doing here today? Do we have an actual show? Yes, we do. Here we let's do it. This is the last. Oh my god, that was loud. This is the last as we know it. it biggest problem in the universe Reboot Sean's trap against a episode here it is for you right now You like you you like you got to play show up to God. Just give me a lot from out and dunker dunker Bronquer deep in the heart of the city of failure.

I mean, I host it, Mattresson. At least half of them joining me for this last in our trilogy are three part biggest problem in the universe reboot Johnny the audio engineer. Hey, what's going on, dick? What's up, buddy? Thank you for not killing yourself. Thank you everyone for listening, for not killing yourself. Joining me to finish this reboot is Vito, just Walde.

I'm excited. This is our return of the Jedi here. Yes, it is. The revenge of the Jedi. Which one are you? Are you the good guys, the bad guys? I would like to think I'm Luke Skywalker appearing with my cool green lightsaber, the bad guys. We should do, should we do the announcements? I don't have a drum roll like Maddox, I should have just stolen Maddox's drum roll. But here's the rankings from last week, the winner was Fat Brain. Yeah, that was me.

Big win for the song. That's the one. I took an early lead and it did. And it was a runaway. Yeah, anything she'd on fat people usually. I know. I feel like it's a little too easy, maybe. Even with fat people, they all voted up too.

I got a fuck out. I hate myself too. I'm about for that one. I do. Coming up next was the war on blackface. All right, well, I took a solid second there. That was a little intellectual that problem. A little too high-reaching.

Yeah. Kid friendly pride high-reaching. Yeah. Kid friendly pride that came in next, and then lack of bidets, which honestly should be number one. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna say, even though it came in last, I saw a lot of comments where people are like, you know what, right after the show,

I went on Amazon about a bidet. Good. And I'm like, at least they changed some lives. That's all I care about. I think it's the homophobia in this country that stops more bidets. Somebody was saying that their dad was like really opposed to the bidet like it was a gay thing. Like, I'm not going to let a thing blast water up my butt. What am I? What am I a queer? And you're

like, dude, like, it's just sit down. Why don't you have a seat? An opposite of, we know like a boomer, how to catch a boomer with Chris Hansen bringing idiots in like that. Why don't you have a seat? Is it better to be, what are you talking about? How is it better to be touching your butt with your finger, with a piece of paper between it? That's gay.

Yeah, that's way gayer. If you think about it, I have a machine between me and my asshole with a bidet. Right. There's a space. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're with a bidet. Right. There's like space. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel.

You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel.

You're not cruel. You're not cruel. You're not cruel. Yeah. Well, I thought that should have placed higher, but there you go. We talked also about doing this on the reg. This big is problem in the universe. Yeah. What do you think about that? I think if people like it, it's all up to the, I like it. You mean shell out the big balls?

Well, yeah, we got a, I mean, you got a, Vita has got to see a little taste. I got a classic Italian. He's got to see a little extort people. Lonnie or little boys, that's what, yeah, um, son the children. Uh, no, I'd be down to do it. Uh, like I said, but there's a little bit of preparation that goes into it and, oh, here we go. Yeah. You don't even print your stuff.

You read it off the phone. I'm just kidding. I just didn't print it this time. I'm talking about preparation. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no because I memorize everything. I have dyslexia, so I have to memorize all my notes. This is just for show. So you're fucking making fun of my disability that I've had since I was a child. Look, I just memorized all my comedy. I'm prepared to bring video clips and audio

and whatever else, but then I'm like, I don't wanna be the guy who's overly prepared and I ruin the whole format. This is like a fucking mixed beat. I don't need a tip. I'm still, yeah, I'm figuring out the point of the clip. Max used to bring in clips all the time. Like, what is this that I'm fucking?

Sometimes there's a relevant clip. Yeah. Look, the point is, yeah, I'd be down to do it. The point is if you're a patriot, I was thinking about it. And we could do a new patriotion for the biggest problem, right? But then anybody who subscribes to that, first of all, they might take money from me. I don't want that. Yeah, don't unsubscribe. Unsubscribe from Dick. But no, the real reason is anybody who subscribes to that is going to not get bonus content on either of our patrons. That's my thinking. But you're saying

we were talking if your Patreon goes above what? I was right now in my Patrons that about a grand. So I was going to say if I get an extra 500 on there, 1500, then we'll do a monthly episode. Okay. Yeah. That sounds fair to me. I think that's really. I think that's a lot of your money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was just saying, we were talking if your Patreon goes above what?

I was, well, right now my Patrons is at about a grand. So I was going to say if channel, right? It's the video on your channel, right? It's the video on your channel, right? Yeah, patreon.com slash the video show. And then we're gonna do it. Yeah. Then we'll do it. It'll be free to everyone. We're not gonna pay wallet. Why would we pay wall this service?

No, I don't want to pay wallet. I think it would be good. They're what I'm doing to society. It's the incentive. Or at least it gives me the incentive to put stuff together. It's always about money. I'm not always about money with this guy. I got a bunch of stuff I got to work.

I got to carve out a little piece of my schedule. I do a bunch of other shows that don't make me anything. So, oh, and that's our, that's the audience's problem. That's the audience's problem. That's the audience's problem. I do bullshit. That's everybody else's problem.

They have to pay for it. Whatever. To support your lifestyle. Yeah, exactly. Of arguing about pedophilia online, that's on everyone to pay for. We're subsidizing that shit. I'm from that shit. I'm arguing about pedophilia online. That's on everyone to pay for. We're subsidizing that shit away from that argument. Well, if you want us to reboot the biggest problem as a monthly

installment, maybe I'd, I could talk you into bi monthly. I would, I would buy curious. If the audience is, I would get it. If the money is like, like, more money. No, but also, you know, I'm worried that everyone's going to turn on me and be go, Vito ruined my favorite thing. You know what?

It's like a favorite podcast back in the day and the reboots terrible. Fuck those people. 80s girl is saying, God everyone, we had a party last weekend. Right after Vito left, she turns to me and she goes, yeah, I gotta talk to her Vito. And she's like, everybody really loves him.

He's like the light of the party. She's like, it's just, she sounded like my mom. She's like, it's just so sad that everyone on the internet hates him so much. But everyone in real life loves him. I just don't understand it. And I said, well, honey, he's not arguing about who and who is in a pet file at the barbecue all weekend.

That's part of it. Yeah, I'm way more obnoxious. It's weird, like on Twitter, I'm like kind of a different person. Really? That's just. Everyone on Twitter is a different person. When you're typing things, it'm like kind of a different person. Really? This is everyone on Twitter. I don't know, you're a different person. When you're typing things, it's like, you're reaching into a different part of your brain.

Yeah, the evil part. Yeah, I don't have to see the person I'm hurting. This isn't me. This is Carl Marx wearing sunglasses saying this. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't get banned from Twitter. That guy did. Jerry Lewis did. Everybody, like your family, you're like, I don't get banned from Twitter, that guy did. Jerry Lewis did.

Everybody, like your family, you're like, I can't believe my uncle is such a horrible racist on Facebook, but he talked to him in real life. It's like a whole different thing. So. Oh, okay, well, that's food for thought everyone go to Patreon or Com slash the video show.

And again, don't unsubscribe from my Patreon. That's the worst thing you can do. Additionally, subscribe. This is for all the people who said I would pay more for this content. And I'm sure there's stuff at your Patreon they could also get, right? Yeah, I put up stuff on there.

Like what? Like a little like, oh my God. Something good, something really great. I'll post low my brain. My fucking balls off right now. What do you got, but so just tell me. I'll post my videos ahead of time. If you watch my YouTube stuff,

I also post like the uncensored versions that have jokes. uncensored version full of the N word. Well, not exactly. I'll put jokes that I'm worried you two would demonetize me for. Maybe we'll post my blackface video on there. Do you want to tell people what your blackface video was? Did you like the idea? I want you to tell it.

All right, I'll tell. Is that an answer? It's really stupid, but I was like, Oh, no, no, no. I was like, all right, some people are so mad about blackface. So what if you made a video, right, where it's just you looking into a mirror,

just silently applying blackface makeup with no commentary, right? You just uploaded it as like blackface.avi. And you leave it there for like a week. Everybody gets really mad. They're like, I can't believe YouTube, a sensation veto would do blackface. We have to cancel this man. And then like a week later, you don't feel disavowable.

Yeah, exactly. Then a week later, you reveal you were putting on green makeup, which you then color keyed to a brown. Doesn't really count. Does that really blackface? Yes. How though? Because you were trying to make it look like you're doing

you- Digital blackface? Digital blackface. You can't even use open chips anymore, man. Yeah, you're not allowed to use those. Definitely not allowed to fake blackface. I don't know, man. I think there's something there.

Oh my God. I'll tell you what makes me rage this week before we get to our problems. Did you guys happen to see that sex doll that's in the other room? Did you pass? Did you happen to see it? Did you take a good look at the sex doll?

I touched its weird rubbery skin. The skin is a little off, right? The pigment's a little off too. Yeah, it's a very pink woman. It's a very pink woman. Did you happen to notice that she's got the worst case of cerebral palsy in her fingers? My fucking friend brings over to our barbecue, which is the reason I say don't ever bring kids to my house ever, because this could, I don't know what people are bringing.

Brings over this sex doll from a production shoot, a real sex doll. Yeah, a real live sex doll. And first of all, she is fucking heavy as shit, like throwing a drunk girl out of your, literally throwing. Like you think 125 pounds is no big deal. Like, oh, I could carry that. I mean, I weigh whatever I lift myself every day.

125 pounds of sex doll is, it feels like you're lifting the earth. Like it feels like she's bolted in somewhere. I don't know how these perverts who have sex stalls. Yeah. I don't know if their legs are all built like Lance Armstrong or something from hauling their perversions around. But I like I almost broke my back every time I carried her some jackass put her in the studio in Johnny's spot. I had to lift her out because I got that's all I got for the day. I got no more effort in me.

Secondly, some asshole bent her fingers all up. Why the fingers, and this is a $6,000 sex doll. Right? Is it? Yes, real dolls are very expensive. Did you look up, do you know who made it? Like, where are they going? Is it actually a real expensive. Yeah, did you look up who, do you know who made it? Like where are they going? Is it actually a real doll? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cause that's like the top of the line. Top of the line. Man, top of the line. When you're done beating off with a little tube, silicon, you're done beating off of your hand or a blow job machine and you want a woman who's got spikes coming out the bottom of her ears. She got fucking spike, like metal coming out the bottom.

There's so many things about it that I would find a non starter for single sub-rotticism. Maybe a metal skeleton. She's like the terminator. Yeah. But some jackass went and bent her fingers into crippled Jesus' fucking learning how to play the guitar. Right?

Like all crap and fucked, but they made the bars inside like pipe cleaners. Like you would think you would be an articulated skeleton, like an action figure, just give it a kung fu, I'm gonna stick my dick in it. That's what's gonna happen to the hands. Just start it with the, start it like a human with the hole in it, right? It's gonna happen to the hands. Just started with the started like a human with the hole in it, right? It's ready to hold the battle X. And put a lever on her back so I

can check myself off and watch a tits bounce. But instead, it's got these pipe cleaner fucking fingers. It's got pipe cleaner fingers. And you know, pipe cleaner, once you bend it, is never going back straight. Yeah. Never. So some jackass came over, some cock, some cockflocker came into my house, not his sex doll but it and bent the fucking fingers that are unfixable into these weird crab shapes. So I tried to put it back and I'm like, well, I just got a chopper fucking hands on. I can't fuck this sex doll the way it is. The way it is. Like now, because now I'm thinking about you. I'm thinking about the guy that did it.

Every time I see the crab hands, I go, I know exactly who fucking did that. Just do some Islamic role play, like put her in a job and accuser of stealing. I'm under stealing. Shop that hand up. That's a man's only crime. That's true.

So that made me raise. If anybody knows how to fix the fucking hands on a sex doll, that's what's making the throw up gang signs. This guy should be, you know what? I'm gonna just shape it into blood. So that made me raise if anybody knows how to fix the fucking hands on a sex doll Those made a throat gang science You know what I'm gonna shape into blood Trying to make this nobody did anyone make any money off this blood This is one of the greatest inventions in human history. Did anyone make any money? Did they come up with blood before did some fucking guy some guy figured this out? It's a better invention than the wheel.

And we don't know his story. There should be movies about this man. For those who cannot see this dick is showing, the bloods, you can use your fingers to form the word blood. Yeah, so hard. So I hold up three fingers, white supremacists. I'm fucking flashing a gang sign on the show.

Ah, that nut and no big deal. Yeah, that's fine. The bloods are cool. Whoa, really? Oh, blind. What? Oh, what are you? Which side? Wait, aren't bloods East Coast? I don't, I thought they were on all coasts. No, no, this is a crypt. This is a script town. Yeah, this is a script town. Yeah, I don't know. I'll tell you what else makes me rage. I, this is the last show, I'm going to kill myself. You're a my crippled fingers, maker part of Krypton, by the way? I'm calling my girlfriend.

I sold my AMC at 14 dollars. I don't remember that, dude. I felt bad because I remember our discussion where you're like, should I sell and I went? I don't know, probably. You know what it's at now, Johnny? Nope. A million dollars. Oh, sure.

That's short squeeze. The stocks, are you familiar with stocks? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's worse not getting something, not getting money that you would have got is infinitely worse than losing money. The squeeze was real quick though, because it shot to 35 and then right back down. God, damn it. I sold a little too late. I think I only, like a grand.

You make me, actually, okay, here's the order of how bad things are. Money that you could have got. Yeah. Money that you didn't put enough money in. Right. And then money that you just't put enough money in. Right. And then money that you just lost. Yeah. Burnt. Gambling. Wow.

I could have had money. Yeah, I want you to lose it. You're like, yeah, that's, you know, it's the money that you had in the hand and you let it slip. Yeah, it's the money that you write. You were right there. And then I just decided, wow, you know, let's see what it feels like to have paper hands today. Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Oh, let's see what it feels like to have paper hands today.

Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Oh, it's happening. It's happening in real time. Everyone's all celebrating and being happy. And you're not part of it. And I tell the story for years about the time they dragged the Grinch through town and the noose hung his body up on the tree.

And I was, where was I? Fucking went to the store. You guys killed the Grinch and pulled his stomach out and crippled his fingers. And the worst stories. Right now you're like, well, what if it happens again? Maybe now, yeah.

That would help. Where's where to be if you missed it a second time? Fuck it, I'm out. I'm done. I'm only collecting Pokemon's cards. Oh, that's actually the exact size you're right now. That's it. I'm going back to what I know. collecting Pokemon cards. Oh, that's actually the best. That's what I was right now. That's it. I'm going back to what I know.

Okay. Great. The Pokemon cards though, that's the big problem. What do you mean? You know, they have the trade and card grading services where you send them off in the game score. Yeah, they're not accepting submissions because so many people are getting their cards graded

right now. That's what do you mean? There's a back like a back log of like, they're like,. There's a backlog of like they're like we are not send. We will not be grading any other cards for the next year. Well, is it that hard to grade? Do they like they're high fucking CSI team in there? People send them like 500 cards at a time. Like it takes, you know, they got to go through them.

They're hiring new graders or they're trying to. Oh man, so that gets good work. Pokemon scalping bananze. Everybody's lost their mind. Same for sports cards and everything. Yeah. Did you see that they're letting us in California have a soul weapons again? Yeah. What do you mean? Federal courts struck it down. Oh, that shit's unconstitutional. This is a federal court said, are you fucking kidding me? What are you? What are you talking about? Can't do, shall not in fringe. Right, right. Motherfucker. That's what they said. Shall not in fringe, bitch.

Well, what was the law on the books in California? Just completely. You could only buy dildos at a gun store. You could only, yeah, it was a ban, complete ban. For how long though? Forever. That's what it was. Yeah. I don't have any kind of, I've never tried to purchase an assault weapon in California, so I don't know. Really? What kind of weapons do you own that typically? You know, self-defense. Samurai swords, you know, gun blades. Do you have a samurai sword? Ninja. I do. I have a, it's a ceremonial. Oh, God. It's not really bad. That's a juic. What does that mean? I like a stupid pro. I like a kimono. I bowed. You dress in and the week ends like, although from Beetlejuice going around practice the way of the blade. What does that mean? No, I'm like a stupid pro. I'm like a kimono. I bought it. I bought it.

I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it.

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I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I bought it. I boughty. I got it, I got it. I, yeah, I bought all the props. I put half of our budget into the fucking samurai's sword. So look, it's gonna be great. The fucking samurai sword.

It's gonna be awesome. Shooting it just to get the samurai's sword. I'm pretty sure it's enchanted by the Thunder God ride. And I've been practicing with it for months to make sure it's good to be used on film. You know what else it noise me about the sex, so it's made it like plastic. It's not a real, yeah.

What? The tits are, they could be, like this is a sex doll. I mean, it could be like anime size. Well, you got to, that's why normally, if it's a, I'm carrying around fucking 120 pound metal exoskeleton, I would like tits that are bigger than my head. Talk about look

at it. Which is significant. Look at a gift horse and the tits. Look, man, when you get a free one, you don't get to pick all the assets. Next time when you eat, when you, you get to customize normally. They have one. I'm gonna start collecting. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have one. First of all, I need one with new hands. It doesn't look like somebody smashed the fucking piano got key guard on them while in their middle they're playing. All right, should we do a, should we do our problems? Sure. Okay, I won last time. So you go first. I go first. My problem is disinformation, quote, quote, quote, disinformation or misinformation, because we're rapidly, so the Fnucci emails leaked.

Did you see those? They didn't leak. It was a freedom of information leaked. The government leaked. The government leaked to that shit. The government doesn't want you to read that. Somebody filed a some kind of a secret form. Yeah, by law.

They have to give you that. They made a wish or a call it a leak. It just sounds so late. You know what I love about them? Like every single email is like, can you take care of this? Can you take care of this? Can you take care of this? Can you take care of this?

I was like, a picture, like an auto responder could do this guy's job. Right. So we find that the lab, the lab leak is true. The lab leak turned out to be plausible, right? Maybe it was made in a lab.

Oh shit. The mask shit. He says, in his own words, well, the mask doesn't, the masks don't work for keeping you safe, so don't bother with them. Did you see that email?

He was saying that, yeah, like, to privately, to like a friend or something. Yeah, she said, should I wear a mask? Because, nah, this retarded. Don't, this doesn't, they don't work. They don't keep you from getting sick. Was that before or after, that was that like early on,

because early on they said, what's, what's, shit! No, well early on, they didn't know whether or not masks are effective and then they decided later. Oh, yeah, they said, what's, what's, no, well early on, they didn't know whether or not masks are effective and then they decided later. Oh, yeah, they did. They are not. I don't know.

No. My problem with it is we're rapidly approaching a technological cybernetic singularity wherein the government and big tech are indistinguishable from one another. Yeah. Veezy Vee, they are both, they're both pursuing the same goals, which is maximizing profit.

If you think the government is anything but an extension of corporations desire to maximize profit, you're an idiot. Go to another country and sell that shit there. This information was created by the Soviets and Americans to actively dilute the public. And now, and now they're pissed. Now that they're calling it is people not believing what the government says. Like, I don't know if you guys are, I don't know if you guys are shooting me straight this time.

I'm like, well, this is this guy spreading disinformation over here. Like, what's disinformation? Well, we invented it when we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we disinformation? Well, we invented it when we, we used a lot of data. We used a lot of data. We used a lot of data. Yeah. Which I find a little too on the nose.

The label has become simply a way to write off what is inconvenient or any kind of debate about anything, about anything. It establishes disinformationinformation establishes the idea that there is information, which is not true. Not even a little bit. Which is what annoys me about it. That's my problem, if you don't.

It is the lab thing. Because I was always like, well, how do you know it's not from a lab? You don't know. I'm just saying you don't know. Also, why does it matter if people, I didn't understand why Twitter and Facebook were mad about people saying that, why?

Because it makes China look bad, yet China's bad. Yeah, they're bad. Yeah, they always do bad stuff. So accusing them of bad things, just be like, yeah, okay, well, yeah, they're awful. What I have some examples of disinformation here. White supremacy is the biggest threat facing America today. Did they say that? Some people say that.

It's not, well, it's people who are determining what is not disinformation. A lot of times when they're like, Asian hate, we got to stop Asian hate. Oh, who's hate in the Asians? I haven't heard about this. And then, yeah. I know. You're like, wait, you have a million. The Asian person being assaulted? Yeah, but don't watch that one. Why not?

Who's in it? I don't worry about it. Uh, Delaware Mass. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. One in five Americans say they primarily got their political news from social media in 2020 according to Pew Research Center. And they're also pretending that this is something new.

You remember when we were kids, I believed that after you beat Mike Tyson in Nintendo's punch out, you would have to fight a shadow version of yourself or robot of some sort. This information has been around forever. It's just now convenient to stop it when the narrative is something obviously political like, well, I don't know where I don't think I should get a vaccine that I'm not worried about these things. So I'm just going to keep living my life. Yeah. I got the vaccine, but I understand why people don't get it. Why? I mean, look at like DDT and all the other stuff the government's like, yeah, we got this figured out.

And then you know this information that the government was telling us, just perfectly send your kid gets born with sex doll fingers. It's a horrible nightmare. I'm going to send a sex doll back and say the fingers were all busted. Send it back to the guy who gave it to me. Just send floppy, just put nothing in the fingers. No, because you want to wrap them around some. That's why they're opposable.

Yeah. But they're, they're fucked. There's, it's silly putty with pipe cleaners in it. How are you going to jack off with that? I had some guys, that's what they want. I don't know. She's got a work in mouth though, right? The Soviets spread.

Unfortunately, yes. Bar the teeth are rubber too though. So the nails are hard. The nails are hard. The fingernails are hard. So it's like this goo. It looks like somebody put a Lee press on nail into silly buddy. Yeah.

The hands are all. You're making a lot of sacrifices when you commit the sex doll. Hands are hard. The Soviet Union spread the disinformation, this is in the start of the disinformation age, that the US invented AIDS. Disinformation, that's not a matter of fact. Right? Yeah. What is, who is this hurting? Like, whose life is significantly impaired because they think that the US invented AIDS. And I guarantee you that's not the dumbest thing they think.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. The US did not actively, with a fake document reported that the US supported apartheid. Oh, oh, no. Oh, wow. Let's see, there's a bunch of shit on trees as well. Yeah, this whole thing looks like cute.

This dense information compared to what people believe now. Which is, I don't even know what is the, what is so bad people believe now? I don't know, man. I don't think I'd any size. That's it. Yeah, that's this information. How come they're not getting busted?

How come Cosmo puts a whale on the cover of their magazine and no one's stamp Facebook doesn't delete them? Food for thought. Food for thought, too much food for thought. I have more stats here, but I don't really care about them. Oh yeah, here we go. Future, healthy information environment, this is an expert on disinformation.

Probably doesn't involve Facebook or Twitter at all, at least in anything close to their current forms. It involves a completely redesigned internet. What is this person's name? Ryan Milner, Phillips, I don't know, some lady that is an expert on this. My guess is that it will take us 50 years to clean up. She says, all the disinformation.

All the disinformation. You know, it's like 50 years to clean up. She says, all the disinformation. All the disinformation. You know, you know, it's like 50 years ago, it would be so easy to predict where we would be right now in the year 1971. It's going to take about 50 years to, people lying, people lying online and just bullshitting, that's going to take us about 50 years to clean up, open your check books. It's a big money grab. We'll also all have rocket pants by then.

It's a big money grab by big tech and the government which are the same entity as they have always been and continue to be so it's a big problem. They benefit. Yeah, it's the elimination of free speech forever. They can call something disinformation- disinformation-related. Hate speech works.

So they invented a new category called disinformation. Yeah. Now big text is like Facebook and Twitter band. Well, I know you can't on YouTube. You can't talk about a 9-11 conspiracy. You can't talk about any false facts. Yeah. Thank God.

Whatever. Stop that disinformation from getting out there. Like it's retarded. All of the things they're stopping are retarded things for retarded people. Well, I'm just worried that at some point, there is going to be like a plausible governmental conspiracy and they'll go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wait a minute. They're all, like, pizza gate was thrown around in my research. Pizza gate was thrown, I'm like, wait a minute, but there are a bunch of pedophiles in the government. Sure. They're always getting caught. They're always doing bad shit.

Oh, like the like the pizza gate conspiracy. That I'm fucking, I mean, in the details, it's a insane conspiracy, but the point is valid. You're all a bunch of pedophiles and horror mongers and war hogs. That's why we're asking, where is that? Like, you get, we get one little morsel. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, pizza, all right, all right. Let's see more about this.

Well, the, whatever, Podesta's got a bunch of very creepy pedophile artwork all over his house. I sure like to know more about that. That's a conspiracy. That's a conspiracy, I can fucking see it. Some of that stuff, yeah, total. I don't know, yeah, I don't know how they differentiate like what you're allowed to talk about or not.

Whatever's not advertised or friendly, we're just getting fed a steady stream of advertisers. Well, it is stream of advertisers, friendly bullshit. All day, every day and questioning it, questioning it, you know, people were on board with saying, well, you can't say the end, where you can't be racist, that's hate speech. Like, okay, all right, all right.

I agree, but now I would have never seated that line because it's just got the worst. But now it's well, I don't even want to say that. But the other stuff that don't want me to say, I'm like, oh, come on, you can't take that word away now. That's one of the best ones. I can't even say it. YouTube will get mad. Anyway, that's my problem. That's quote, the quote information for me. Hate speech part two. There you go.

It's coming to get you. Now everybody, when everybody lives in their pod, when everybody lives in their shared work space, live space pod, and you get busted for asking, like, well, I don't want to wear two, three masks. Is it that information? Get that guy out here. That's revoking in the terms of service.

Get out of here. It's safe to eat this bug paste every day. Get out of here. That's disinformation. Shut him down. I don of service. Get out of here. It's safe to eat this bug paste every day. Get out of here. That's disinformation. Shut him down. I don't know, it looks kind of gross. It does not look gross, that's disinformation. Yeah.

All right, well, I guess I should do my problem. Following up on the China stuff, I mean, talking about the the Limes and whatever else. China's always trying to control the conversation. You're really fucking around. Yeah. I don't really, they really are. Fucking around. And what drives me nuts though is the people who capitulate to them because my problem is these sniveling apologies to China. Okay. Now, I don't know if you saw that Mr. John Cena, beloved wrestler, and up and coming actor, was very excited to be coming. He's come. Yeah, he's here now. He kind

of took like a break and then arrived. Yeah. Oh, did he? Yeah, I felt like there's a while where he wasn't really in anything. Maybe I'm crazy. Was he the Marine in that movie? I think he was. Yeah. That movie really, what a fuck. Okay. Point is he was promoting a fast and the furious nine or F nine as they will be calling it. Oh. And he was doing an interview with a Taiwanese broadcaster. Yeah.

And here's what he said. This is the most horrible thing that anyone has ever said. Taiwan is the first country that can watch the film. Uh-oh. Now, do you spot a seawater? You spot the issue with that statement? That's just information. That's just information.

That's just information about Taiwan being a country. China, of course, exploded not only the Chinese government got mad, but all their little citizens. How dare you call Taiwan a country? What is it they sound? And they were getting upset. I would imitate it, but I think I would get in trouble. Yeah. I can't picture that angry. And of course, does John Cena make any sort of, hey, man, I just, I mean, he's a rich millionaire. Why doesn't he should stand up for what

you're saying? They're right. They feel that they're a country and I want to respect that. No, he says, I have made a mistake. I have one thing which is very, very important that I must say, I love and respect China and Chinese people. Well, thank you, Mr. John Cena. This has been a pro. Weird apology. It's such a point. I love Chinese people. I love Chinese Trumps. I love Hispanics. And it's like, well, yeah, okay.

What does that have to do? You can't love Chinese people when you say Taiwan's a country. I don't understand this. And this is just a long list of people who China just throws their stupid weight around. I don't know why, because I don't know. I guess we want that money.

Fast and furious is bigger than every other property there. It's bigger than Star Wars, it's bigger than Marvel, Marvel. I'm sure that whoever's, whatever, in charge of that movie is like, get on your fucking hands and knees because we need fast and the furious to come out there. That's, that's, would you do that? Get on your hands and knees. Get on your hands and knees. Would you suck China's cock for, like, what would it take for you to say something like that? To make that apology?

Yeah. I mean, if I'm getting paid X billions of dollars, you're already rich. Yeah. How much more money do you need for everybody? Like, the thing that bugs me about Cena specifically is his demo, his target demographic of stupid Midwestern hillbillies who like wrestling, their lives have been permanently and irrevocably destroyed for generations specifically by China, through sending all of their jobs, all of their manufacturing jobs overseas.

To see the one, like, that's your demo that you're shitting on, and maybe they're too dumb to understand it, but they should be pissed. It's just shitting right in your own. Like, do you think he really wants to be adored by China? I doubt it. I don't know, man. I think, but I don't know, I almost don't blame him as much as I blame

the companies behind him. It's almost like he's in a position where they're like, we will completely sabotage you in your career. I'm sure they had that you will never work in this town again discussion with him. So for me, it's more about the companies that are forcing people into this position. And I actually have a list here of all these companies that just apologize to China, just groveling because they're desperate for these Chinese dollars.

Dior, a luxury goods company, they gave a presentation in China that showed a map of China that did not include Taiwan on the map as a part of China. Big apology from them, of course, the NBA Houston Rockets General Manager, the Houston Rockets. Granny Ball. Derral More, he tweeted out, you know, I support Hong Kong, whatever else, refused to apologize for the tweet. They ended up suspending NBA games for a full year in China.

You could not televised them. And he didn't apologize, we know who apologizes on his behalf is, of course, the great James. Lebron James, who, what did LeBron have to say? We all talk about freedom of speech. Says LeBron James. Oh, okay. Oh, we all, are we all in that conversation, LeBron?

You shithead. But at times there are ramifications for the negative that can happen when you're not thinking about others and you're only thinking about yourself. See the evil Darimore was only thinking about himself when he said he had solidarity for the Hong Kong protesters fighting for democracy. I don't want to get in a feud with Darimore, he continues. But I believe he wasn't educated on the situation at hand. And he hurt people not only financially, but emotionally, physically and spiritually. Well, thank you.

We heard physically. LeBron James. Yeah, so these companies just look, you're desperate pandering to China to just you want their dollars. And I don't know, like, I know you're a corporation, and I know you're soulless.

But this is like the height of soullessness to just be like I like shamefully Getting on your hands and knees and yes sucking their Chinese cock. They're tiny, shiny, pp Tiny tiny Tiny, you know, blood is doing with Taiwan anyway. What is so great about Taiwan that they will Taiwan is Exiles from you know China used to have whatever their government used to be. It was more of a dictatorship before the, Jesus Christ. Before the, you're not supposed to, that was all other thing. Before the communist took over, so the previous

government all fled to Taiwan. Oh, so that's why the communists that hate them because they're all the remnants of what used to rule China. But now evolve past that and formed into a legitimate democracy. We got to pitch try to hate even more. Pick up Jerusalem, drop in Taiwan. Let's get all of these and move all the oil to Taiwan. Let's have one big, one big showdown to end it all.

So your problem is what, cow-towing to China. My problem is, apologizing to China. So both celebrities and corporations, just knock it off. It's, I think it's worse, the celebrities that do it though. Because they're already so rich. Like, why do you, they don't run your, like, you're personally co-signing concentration camps. Like, that's your brand now.

Yeah, people are too stupid or they don't, they don't really care. They'll follow the pleasure of the art wherever it goes, but just you as a man, you are co-signing concentration camps. Just sit with that. I just wish you could just be like, you say your thing about Taiwan and maybe,

I don't know, you didn't like that you said it, but you said it. Just don't, why is he got to apologize? Yeah. Why can't he just go listen, you know? They think of themselves as a country and who am I to tell them they're wrong. But the Chinese still always get their way, I guess. They're really amped up about it too.

The Chinese people. Yeah, it's very weird. The anti-hungkong protest. Yeah, It's very weird. Like Jackie Chan is. Yeah. It's super pro. He was like anti-Hong Kong protests. It's like, what the fuck is your, and then, because the propaganda in their country is just hyper-nationalistic where they're like, China's number one. Anyone who disagrees with us on anything is racist and evil.

And we are going to destroy the Taiwanese. And then I saw, I also saw Jackie Chan do this thing that rich people do that I fucking hate when they do it. When they're like, well, I'm not gonna give my kids any of my money. If they can't make money on their own, their names, then they don't deserve it. You motherfucker, like you, you lucked out into this.

Do you realize that? Do you understand economically how fucked your kids are compared to you? Secondly, you're not like, you didn't earn, you're just like a jackass who made a bunch of jackass movies and stumbled into this. What is your deal? What is everyone's deal with wanting to play God anyway?

Yeah, like why does denying your kids that, like I think they always assume, oh, well then they'll work harder or whatever else. Yeah. It's this classic mentality. Maybe I'll just kill you. Yeah, well, wow, accident happened to dad, oh well. Didn't have time to spend this guy's world?

There's a lot of guys who have that belief that, oh, the only virtue in life is to work hard. And it's like, I don't know, man, there's a lot of guys who just sit on their stocks and get rich doing nothing. And then nobody nobody really remind me has any pre-yes. Those guys that I got all the right AMC and just sat on it. They're not working too hard. I wish I was working smart. Okay, here's my here's my problem. My next problem. Women banging psychopaths. Yeah.

my next problem. Women banging psychopaths. Yeah. Like the kind of guys who have a doll in their room that like that kind of person. Oh, they're psychopaths. Not me. I realize this is a hypocritical problem. Where did I wait? I need a I need a I need a actual thing to pull up here. A stats for you. Theta stats. That's what it's all about. It's really hard to describe how exhilarating and fun it was talking about rebooting the biggest problem with you after seven years. No, wait, when did we first start that in 2012? There's been eight years since Smatics and I

started talking about it. Seven years since we started doing it, five years since it was over. And there were only five years since this is the fifth year anniversary of this show. Yeah, because you were like, you were really excited like texting me. You're like, this is, this is great because so much stuff that we could have done with that show just didn't get done. Cosmetic is such a fuck. Uh, well, I'm exponentially a fuck. Yeah, I'm like, actually, don't worry, I'll screw it up somehow and then you'll have

a whole another five years to complain about. I'm already figuring out ways to sue you. To stop me in the back. Exactly. I'm going to put tits on my back so you know, no, no. He called me fat and that he's, he's salacious because my body type is you know, you got to be proud of who yeah. All right.

Let me load like test holiday who has bulimia. Interact you have anorexia. Yeah. She's still fighting. Does she like used to have anorexia? Because how does she have anorexia now? Look, those types of questions are disinformation. She's all you need to know is that she is.

She has a very skinny girls disease. Right. And if you think that's funny, then there's something wrong with you because it's not funny. Exactly. Uh, any, anything of any size can have anorexia. That's, it's actually informative. You're laughing out of ignorance. If you think it's funny that a woman who's 700 pounds and bleeds pancake syrup has anorexia, that's just, you're showing your ignorance by laughing at that. No, I'm laughing at something else. You're laughing at your own dealings with anorexia, I assume.

I'm thinking about all of the trouble I've been through. With a straight face. Oh, man, I'm really, my fucking anorexie is acting up today on the, yeah, what do you think you would mention? I'm a national geographic bring it up, but maybe that's her brand, I guess. Attention seeking. Yeah. Yeah.

Feel bad for me. Well, she probably was laying on the floor because you can't fit in bed. And yeah, struck her as laying in the barn. She was laying in the barn and she goes, oh my God, I've got it. Like whatever album sales are dipping and she goes, oh my God, I got it. I'm gonna say I have a anorexia. She's like, oh hi, right? Like, your friend's like, no, you can't. She's like, no, no, right? Yeah. Like, the interference is like, no, you can't.

No, no, no, no one's, no fat bitches ever said that they've had anorexia before. You don't understand. I'll be the first. Like, well, people aren't going to believe that. Okay. One study says that 39% of hospitalized male psychopaths had consensual sex with female mental health staff. Yeah, I believe that.

You believe that because you know women. I know women and I know that. And they're promising you a chance. Yeah. See, we build this society. We make these laws and these institutions of learning and the economy and these things, but it doesn't matter because women will keep banging psychopaths.

Right. And cranking out. So what are we running against here? Well, if they keep doing it, they'll fix them, right? Isn't that the goal? Well, it hasn't worked. They're working. How do you stop this?

They're cranking out new psychopaths, left and right, banging psychopaths. You know, the 40% of cops are psychopaths? We wouldn't surprise you. Women are banging them. How about that? I'm making a whole new generation of cops. We spend all this time wondering about China

and disinformation and we have this conversation about free speech with LeBron James, but all the time we're doing this, women are behind our backs banging psychopaths, perpetuating a cycle of psychopathy, psychopathy that goes through the generators ruining any chance of anything, anything bad, anything bad that happens. There's a psychopath there behind it. Yeah. Purpose rating evil. Do we need some sort of a... And some woman has banged him. Eugenics solution perhaps. I don't know what that word means, but that's my problem. Yeah. If we could just just for a day, ladies, not me, other psychopaths, don't bang any of them, ones that are criminally insane, don't bang them.

Is that so hard to ask? There's gotta be a guy that's not in a mental institution for the, that's not an Arkham Asylum that you could bang today. That's all these fucking crime shows, man. All these crime shows, they're getting them and all cheers up in their brains about fucking psychopaths. They all turn to horny about murders.

Yep. That was like 10. That's a good point. What's the murder? Was it Ted Bundy, the guy who, uh, the serial killer? Yeah, but every, all these girls are saying love letters. So we're loving him.

Yeah. Sending him discounts on their only fans. The proposing marriage to him. And that guy, what do you call it? That guy who killed his kids and his wife and he put them in the oil. OJ, for finer eat. No, more recently, but he's been getting a lot of love letters. Like a recent guy. He got put away. Stephen Watts.

I mean, how? What are we supposed to do? What do we do all this for? All this stuff that we made, all these institutions that I was talking about. Women are just going to go around. That's why the law exists just to prevent us from getting laid because they know if we murder people, it just makes us more attractive. Yeah. Exactly.

The man is just trying to hold the stand. Oh, I see why murder is illegal because you get all the pussy you want. You can go to a fucking mental institution and still bang. There are virgins listening in a contest, listening to this show that have less of a chance of getting laid than a psychopath in a mental hospital Whereas if you went out and you just slashed a couple women up you'd be drowning in pussy. Yeah, Jim membership too Look vote for that problem if you hate women That's cheating No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I just watched a movie yesterday. Do you know what movie I watched? Cuties? Yeah. Exactly.

Ten times in a row. I watched Cruella. Oh God. The edgy Disney reboot of the Dalmatians franchise. Yeah. About a young fashion artist who learns to take charge and also learn to kill dogs. Kill puppies. Yeah, basically.

Okay. So my problem is the edgy reboot. Oh, edgy reboots. Now, look, sometimes this is this works. I think Joker. It's not necessarily a reboot, but Joker was already, I didn't think he's a comic book movie. I think they made a movie and then stuck a bunch of like Batman shit on it. Yeah, that's just to get it along. It was kind of a trick to make their own taxi driver. And I will just say it's Joker. It doesn't really matter. Like in the end of taxi driver, he drove Bruce Wayne the way he got her, whatever to that theater. Oh my God. That man taxi driver. Wow. But I think because Joker happened and it made money

now. These studios are starting to go, we need dark. We need to darkify our movies and do that sort of thing. So we get Cruella, the origin of a dog murderer, the new GI Joe is going to be just everybody chopping each other's head off or whatever else. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. It's just a former screen. Wasn't chance for a first time a dark. Well, that's the thing.

They've also first, and I'm like, this is a little fucking okay. Yeah. I mean, all I came for was the Wap Wap Wap sound. Yeah, they've taken a lot of the fun out of this stuff. Like, man of steel, remember, you snap, zod's neck at the end. You're like, can't you just zap him into the phantom zone with a stupid laser gun and have fun like a regular Superman movie? Yeah, like Marvel. Yeah, exactly.

Well, kind of like Marvel, that is. Yeah. Yeah, campy and stupid. But, you know, the DC fans, they wanted dark. But I think where it's gotten worse is a in TV. Are you aware of the show Riverdale? The Archie Archie team. Dr. Archie. The dark Archie. Oh, man. Now I've never watched Riverdale, but I real quick running it. It's raped. Yeah, kind of. There's's a really well not exactly there's a I wrote down some of the plot points Archie is fucking Miss Grundy. Remember the old lady that's a not a lot of plot points.

Jughead joins a gang after his father gets framed for murder. Is it a white supremacy? Something like that Betty helps Barry a body. Well, Archie's dad gets shot at pop smalt shop. Seems unnecessary, right? Like, isn't this a little too much? But you know what the worst one is, Dick? What's the worst?

I know you've seen this and I know you've heard about this. What is it? The planned Powerpuff Girls reboot. I saw a little bit about that. Yeah. Now Powerpuff Girls,. I saw a little bit about that. Yeah. Now Powerpuff Girls, if you might remember, was a show that was about- It was about-

It was about Greene and X. There's something. It was about adorable six-year-old crime-fighting superheroes who were created, yes, from a scientific concoction. Went on full, fun colorful adventures. It was a franchise for children. The Powerpuff Girls reboot features the lead character Blossom killing Mojo Jojo,

the adorable monkey villain from the original. It also the Powerpuff Girls cartoon is a computer CG. Like she's killing a, they've made him into a human this time around. Oh, that's so I probably know I guess they didn't want to spend money on making it a monkey. They're just like, yeah, she just kills a guy. Isn't it great that the six-year-old killed a guy also in their universe the power of girls cartoon exists like the cartoon we hate when they do that. Yeah.

Oh God. I hate that shit. But here's what makes it the worst is that what do you call it? Buttercup in the reboot is a black girl. Oh, that's horrible. And in the worst is that, what do you call it? Buttercup in the reboot is a black girl. That's horrible. And in the car. No, you're right. That's the worst part. But in the cartoon, she's still white. So they're saying, and then at some point, they whitewash her. She says specifically that cartoon whitewashed me. So in the Powerpuff Girls live-action universe, the Powerpuff show that you know and made me love is racist in that universe. Okay. And then real quick, I have just a bunch of like, it's really like crass. Yeah. That's being humor. Well, I have

a couple things. Let's see. So bubbles, the best kind of humor. They're joking about bubbles having a sex tape. One point they say, wake up or we're going to leak your nudes. This is great that these formerly six-year-old characters are talking about this. And then the weirdest part is, Blossom goes upstairs to a check on Buttercup, who she finds in bed with her lesbian lover. And then she says, oh, don't worry, we're just finishing up. Aren't we finishing up?

And then the lesbian lover says, yeah, I think six orgasms is enough for one day. Yeah. Isn't it great that you're typical lesbian sex? I don't know when it's over because there's no guy there to come. Isn't it great that children's cartoon has been edgified where we now get alarm in a favorite six year old crime fighting superheroes have grown up and are having multiple orgasms making sex tapes and murdering people.

Who is this for? Did you get the whole script? Yeah, I have the whole script actually. Somebody sent it to me. I like the power of power. I wanted to do a dramatic reading if we can get a big deal. I'd love you. That would be fun. That would be good. But yeah, it to me. I like the power power power power. I wanted to do a dramatic reading if we can get a bunch of people.

That would be fun. That would be good. But yeah, it's unnecessary. Leave, leave, Fred. As I've said, you want to do like a reimagining of something. You can just make like your own franchise. Like you look at like the boys are like invincible. It's like, oh, yeah.

You can just like, you don't have to use Superman. You don't have to use the power of girls. Just make just your own kind of... Like an analog of that. Yeah, and it's much more interesting. And I mean, but it's again, just cynical marketing. Like, oh, well, we want to sell power of girls merchandise. Oh, people know their names, so we can sell pop figures more easily. It's like, dude, no, just be like a little tiny bit creative.

Make it like angry lesbian teen girls. So sexual about everything. Right. Like Greg the bunny had a little bit of sex in it. It was funny. Yeah. You have not happy time murder. This is a little too much sex for my taste.

And I like puppets. You know what I mean? Listen to a bunch of, I don't know, former girl superheroes talk about it. My sex tape, my vagina. I just fucked my girlfriend. Like yeah, all right. Got it. Air on the edge. You live it on the edge. I just fucked my girlfriend. Like, yeah, all right. Got it. Air on the edge.

You live it on the edge. I murdered a monkey and now I fuck ladies. Like, yeah, all right. Okay, good work. You know anything else going on there? Yeah. So the edgey reboot, they're taking our edge. Yeah, that's our culture.

That's our culture. They're appropriating our edgey culture. Yeah, edgy, edgy, I mean, I guess that word never really meant anything, but there was always like, I mean, too far. I mean, I took it to the... Well, you think of Batman the Dark Knight and you remember that comic when Frank Miller was like, what if Batman was kind of a badass and whatever else? You're like, oh, this is actually kind of cool and like an independent artist, making

a whole thing, kind of set up the template for, you know, today's modern edgy Batman or whatever. It's cool when it's coming from a place of like, a man. Yeah, man is doing it. Yeah, cool what a man's doing it. Yeah, to be fair, the Powerpuff Girls reboot was written by a woman.

And I'm pretty sure Curello was also written by a woman. Actually Riverdale's probably written by a bunch of women because I can't imagine any man giving a shit about Archie. Yeah, man. How would you reboot the Powerpuff Girls? I think that's too. Either A, I would would you reboot the Powerpuff girls? I think that's too. Either A, I would not call it the Powerpuff girls as I discussed, or B, you can't do it.

If you want to do it as live action, it's got to be colorful fun. You can't talk about them having sex and murdering people. It doesn't work. It's weird. It's like when you see those ads on porn sites, and it's like the Simpsons fucking, you're like, come on. Yeah.

Like the Simpsons are already my brain. Don't go. Don't go in my brain all the way back to when I was 10 years old and make it sexual. It annoys me. I know why you're doing it and it's making me upset. It's just really baffling because you're like, okay, why did people like the original? And it's like, well, because it was like fun and colorful and, you know, kind of funny

or whatever else. It's like, okay, well, let's do zero of that. Let's do the opposite. Yeah, let's do the exact opposite. And you're like, well, then who is it for? People who didn't like the power of girls? I don't know, like, yeah, now it's like not anything like what I, what other people, I don't know who it's yeah, now it's like not anything like what I lot, the what other people. I don't know who it's for.

It's very confusing. I feel like most movies are written for the people writing them. Luckily, they have apparently tossed out this script. I think they actually finished filming a pilot and they're like, this is unwaverable. And they're going to try again. Uh, well, those are the problems going around. What do we have? Disquote disinformation.

No, for my if you hate women. No, by the way, women are right at it. Because they're just, because they're terrible. And mine actually makes more sense. Are we going to end all our problems with that? I think we're going to end all our problems with that. No, just once. That's that one.

Mine was, mine was appropriate to the context and the plot. I think mine was appropriate. Okay. Disinformation, that's mine. Yes. Apologizing to China. The idea that the government controls all over. What is yours? Apologizing to China.

That's what it's called. All right. Well, I'm trying to be very snappy. Hold on, hold on. Think about it. Something about apologizing to Chinese. Well Chinese apologies. Chinese apologies.

Chinese apologies. Chinese apologies. Let's apologize. Chinese apologies. Chinese apologies. Chinese apologies. Chinese apologies. Chinese apologies. Propagies. Propagies better. Apologies. Chinese apologies. That's not funny. That's too far. This is how you get canceled. That's what they got shank ill as a powerful girl story. Yeah, that's what they got Shane Gillis on that guy. We got that SNL. He did a voice. Yeah, they got from his podcast. He went, they ever go to like an Asian place and you're like, oh, tasty and neuter. That's it.

Yeah, he was like, my girlfriend would order and she's like, oh, I want to neuter her. And he would be like, no, you can't say that here. Was he like exact quote? Was him doing his girlfriend saying it? Existing. Existing in the normal world is so, was such a stupid waste of time. Yeah. Like, can you imagine, I cannot imagine stopping

and not saying shit like that every day, all day is such a goddamn waste. Everything that we, everything that we have that we made is just squandered on these fucking midwits. I hate it. Absolutely hated. Every day. This is why comedy is like if you try to watch the like comedy, why do you think SNL is

unwatchable? Because like, nobody wanted his funny. Yeah. That's why. And you almost had a guy like Shane Gillis who seems like a pretty funny guy. But he made one joke that offend you to couple people. Okay. And now you got what?

Elon Musk, Tau, address this warrior, or whatever the fuck that was. I don't even know what's going on. Chinese apologies, what was my other one? Psychopath women. Women banging psychopaths. Not psychopath women. Women banging psychopaths.

And your last one was gritty reboots. I'd say edgy reboots. Oh, edgy. Yeah. Grid is like a little. Yeah. Do they get to the bottom of why Cruella Deville murders puppies. You know what?

You know what's weird? Like the movie kind of sidesteps it. Because it's kind of pretty good. Yeah, well, because they want you to like think that like you're supposed to come away from it, like she's the sympathetic character. And you're like, so does this exist in universe where she's never going to actually kill dogs? Like are you setting up for a sequel where she's going to learn to kill dogs? There's one fake hour. You think maybe she killed dogs, but then you're like, no, she didn't because the filmmakers know that she didn't and then they revealed

that. Of course, she didn't. All right. Do you have any more comments about female writers? I love all women, especially writers. I'm sure there's having been given opportunities because men like Vito, there's some good female filmmakers and writers out there. Some good ones. Alright, it's just a lot of them are diversity hires who just screw the pooch. And I'm care. We're not we're not in over on the corner. We're getting a nod. I'm picking Morty. Yeah, like we're destroyed by, destroyed by,

well that's a diversity. Some people believe that, I don't know if that's true. It fell, look, statistically, if you want to get funny writers who are obsessed with the rules of sci-fi, it's gonna be a guy. Right, so like. And that's what kind of makes the show work, is that?

You have to, like sci-fi is so structured and rigid. Yeah, it has to be, you have to be of sense with it. You have to be of sense with it. And you have to adhere to the rules, because it's so interesting. Going outside of the formula on, even slightly, I think you're asking for it. All right, let's do some comments.

Remember, go to patreon.com slash, the Dix show to vote. Yes, it's open. You don't have to pay. It's public and patreon.com slash the video show. If you'd like to see more, you know, I'm tempted to just tell the new website where people can go vote. Is it ready? Is the site ready? It'll be ready by the time this is it's the biggest problem.

Show. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Interesting. Big is problem. Show. So the one assuming you're going to get the money, you're assuming it's going to happen. Yeah. It's only 500 bucks. I count my, yeah, 500 bucks. Come on. 500 bucks. He had a MC, toss 500 bucks to Vito. Toss five bucks, because I like to get you guys to watch. It doesn't work on anything because he believes it. He's got to have money up front. I would do it out of like, look, okay. It just gives me a little motivation.

I'm not paying a jerk. I'm not paying a crazy. I'm not paying a crazy. Jimmethy says, don't make it a monthly bonus show. Make it its own show. We will. We'll have a separate feed and everything. Kevin McCallister says, a monthly bonus to the biggest problem the universe would be sick. Fat brain is a

huge problem. At least alcoholics can admit that they convince themselves to drink more through mental gymnastics. Yeah. I've never said, oh, actually, it's the doctors that are wrong about liquor. It's totally healthy to drink this much and act like a jackass. They're abuse people who are close to me because of drinking. That's totally healthy. I'm not an alcohol. I just have big liver. Maybe these people need F.A. Fatis anonymous. That's a good route. So you have to go and say, I'm Tess Holiday and I'm fat.

Do you really have to say it? Can't you just stand in the front of the room at that point? That's really gotta say. I'm so, I'm gonna stand 30 feet away. You may not have noticed. But I know that, I know exactly how I went when she said, I'm gonna fucking say I'm interaction. You really make sure you's smoking a blunt.

She's listening to me. I'm trying to go back to Garcia. Garcia. Baker Street. Okay. Javier Ruff for each other. Said, dead and I got it. I got it.

I was saying, fucking anorexia man. No, what? I got her at least. What, like a week of press. But she can use it forever. She can go talk. She can go to anorexia convention. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum them. A lot of people took my side on this one. Yeah, it is a lot of people not measuring shit. A lot of people who don't measure it. No, no, no, no, because I did a little more

research. It's easier because you use decimal places to instead of fractions, you know. So I said I need five, six, yeah, do you tell me more? How? How? Whatever. I didn't prepare by using five 16 16s of what? It's like a two by four. I guess. I don't, I can't do it in my head. Shut up. Stop trying to catch me off guard with math. The point is that like you can just shift the decimal place

to go up or down by tens. You don't have to like, stop staring at it. What tens do you want to go up? It's a good thing. We're doing weirdo shit for me. Yeah, we're doing weirdo shit for me. One better meter, one better meter.

Just a millimeter is like it all. And so it's the next one. What's the next one? Where does it fit? Yeah, what are you looking at? One banner meter. 10 millimeters. Like it all, it's the next one. Foot yard, you have to like remember three to three feet to eat. How many fucking time, how many yards? How many yards, how many yards are in a mile? 1,200, I don't know. Yeah, you don't know, because you can't just go up by a thing.

Why would I need to do that? Because sometimes it's helpful depending on what you do. Oh yeah, my parents asked us about 30 miles away. Well, what is that in yards? Somebody, somebody backed me up on this. Somebody in the comments. You know what I'm talking about. The metric system is useful for converting

from cubic length to volume. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. So you know, if you need to convert a cubic length, do you even know what a cubic length? Of course I do. One cubic, I'm saying. You know, aren't there. If you need to convert a cubic length, do you even know what a cubic length is? Of course I do. One cubic centimeter is one milliliter case cracked. There you go.

That explains why the whole country should shift to this goofy ball measuring system. Goosey. It makes perfect sense. Daniel Atwater, lack of a day's hit home until Vito started talking about metric shit. I didn't, you look. You, you've made that into a thing. I hate metric. The US adopted the metric system since the 90s and we teach SI, SI units in schools.

Oh no, our street signs say miles per hour. Who cares? Get fucked. What do you think about that? I wish it had cubic leaders per hour. More healthy. Street sign. Jimmy Danbren. Yeah. Has cubic leaders. 14,000 cubic leaders per decimal. Yeah. Per decimal place.

Per Mill. Yeah. It's so easy to converge. You should just get what I was talking about. I would love it actually. Let me see if you're, oh yeah, okay, good. Urb beta patched Fahrenheit is better than Celsius. Oh, this was another fucking debate too. Celsius is so dumb, scientists don't even use it from math.

They use Kelvin because Celsius is really gay. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Someone was touting Celsius too. Why is everything gotta be reinvented for you guys? Why do you never ask, like, why do we have, why do we use it? It's always, well, this is fucked. Let's use a new system.

Yeah. Just hold on. Just ask, why do we use this system? First, I'll never mind, what am I even talking about? Smashing penapes, just an opposing view to Dix, in an example that he can relate to. I always viewed the people chugging dildos and wearing fetish wear to pride parades

as kind of being to pride what the overly pro-n-word guys are to free speech. That's a good point. You've got people on one side advocating for or celebrating shit that most people probably think is reasonable. And then another group trying to latch onto that to push things that are tangentially related. But they aren't really important. And they're going to be poisoning the well with people who would otherwise be perceptive to your cause. Yeah, that's something. Come on, buddy. Pull it together.

Jesus. Receptive probably. I also saw it as people just being kind of dicks and talking, taking something that's about one thing and trying to make it their own thing instead for attention. But no, but the issue though is that those guys have existed since the dawn of pride. It's not like they suddenly latched on to it. The sex people. Yeah.

That's always been a part of it. I feel. Well, I think that he's right because I always say like there's a huge contention of people who are on the free speech side who just wanna say the N word, but then lose their minds when any, like when lolly, kinda stuff is brought up and it's like, well you can't really, I mean, you guys just can't, bitch about, you can't say the N word

and these other guys can't do their free speech thing. It's speech speech no matter what. Right. They do, the N word people hurt the free speech cause a lot, considerably. And they're also, I have this one guy, because I'm always like, dude, I'm so about free speech, like it's so important, whatever else. And he goes, yeah, you banned me from your discord for spamming the N-word hundreds of times.

So you can't, I wish I could ban you from Earth, man. You can't say you're actually in favor of free speech. And I'm like, that's not a free speech issue, That's just you're annoying and spamming my chow. What do you mean? It's my, just because I like free speech doesn't mean in my house, I have to let you call my wife a whore. Like, I can sell my own personal imaginary wife. Oh yeah, she's got purple fingers and a metal endoskeleton.

Okay, but she's doing quite well. However, I will say, when the free speech people enjoy the same protected class rights that Gays have, which is like listing number one on job applications, if you're gay, we're gonna hire you over everybody else. Fuck everybody else. As soon as the free speech people are,

if you support free speech, then I'll relax. Then it's like, okay, and we're gonna go nuts. But I don't think pride needs more. I think they're as accepted as you can get. I think they're even valued. Right. There's a premium on being gay. The leather, whatever people, the fetish people

are not holding any gay, anything back. Like the acceptance has happened. Yeah, it's exactly going anywhere. Don't worry. They figured out that you are a valuable marketing block from which they can make money. So white women love gays. Yeah, don't worry about it.

You'll be fine. It's the other guys that need to. As long as you're allies with the white women, you're're gonna be good. They'll get stuff done on your behalf. Yeah, plus I think it's like, it's weird to see like people getting involved in the gay identity that are using it for politics because they think it's like left, they consider it left-wing.

You're like, well, we gotta keep make this kids friendly. So we get the kids in there and teach them about tolerance. And it's just like, this is about dicks in the butts. It's not about keep all your politics, fucking in the bedroom, buddy. Where it belongs. Anyway, Matt Cook, Dick is an idiot. I built my deck using the metric system. And it was 10 times easier than using imperial. All I needed was my trusty.00013

kilometer drill bit and 0.0048 kilometer planks cut down to cut down an assemble. I forgot a decimal place at one point and drilled a hole as big as a hubcap. But I threw some builders blog in there and it was good as new. easy. All right. So he's on your side. No, okay, I get it. Hey man, my birthday is this week. Can I get a picture of you flipping me off and telling me to go fuck myself? Oh, I didn't write his name down.

Copy his email, but I didn't write. Oh, sorry buddy. Have to send a cameo later. Yeah. Would you have a cameo? No, I don't, honestly, I'm better than that. I was listening to that. I got flat out, I'm not gonna just say shit because you paid me some money gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. No, I don't, honestly, I'm better than that. I was listening to a... I got flat out, I'm not gonna just say shit

because you paid me some money to do it. I never will. I was listening to who are these podcasts and it gets high-pitch Eric from the Hard Stern Show, just makes like tens of thousands of dollars. Just really? Really? Cammyos, yeah.

Good for him. Yeah. Well, what else is he gonna do? Let's see here. Nobody would want my cameo. I don't want my cameo. I don't want my cameo. Fat brain is the biggest problem in the universe. Jail Haydick, I've been loving these reboot episodes. This was the last one, unless Vito gets his money. This is our edge, you reboot. Yeah. The monthly bonus episode idea you posted about on Twitter sounds great. As a Patrioni, I'm completely in favor of gatekeeping the best content from the poor and the stupid.

Ha ha ha! About your problem of fat brain, I might have found something interesting in this article related to it. The gist of it is that being a fatty fat fat rolling a fatty fat fat rolling around actively lowers blood flow into your brain. And the chronic inflammation causes a slow shrinkage of the areas that are used for memory and learning. Really? I mean, it could be disinformation. That does sound, yeah.

I hope not. You got some fat brain going in your head right now, bro. No, no. It's definitely bad. I don't have fat brains. E-bay bands, adult games from Franger, the Hentai band coming to the USA soon, we live in hell. E-bay bands sexually explicit games. I think they banned all, or like, they're banning a lot of explicit content.

See. That's awesome. I love living in a Christian caliphate. But you know what it is? A lot of it is actually like this weird like, because it's the lolly thing is what it comes down to. It's like they can't crazy. It's like maybe the characters are underage. We can't really tell and we're not sure if it's legal or not. We're not going to do it. Like it might be illegal in some countries, but what if an eBay seller sends it to Canada, which is more strict about stuff like that? But yeah, look at that.

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It's gable. It's gable. It's gable. It's g games. It's DVDs, magazines, domain names. I don't know what that is. You can't tell me what it's gonna be. A porno domain name. It's like a sentence. Well, so you remember they have the .exex on. A whole domain name. Oh boy! Right?

Yeah, no. It's insane. I mean, it's not to get, yeah, it makes sense. Oh, pornography. All right. Well, we're banning those sexy domain names too. What? All right. No laser, no sexual explicit laser discs. Well, now I'm f**k is my come on. All the best porns on laser. This is speaking this essentially bands all sexually explicit pornographic video games.

Well, so what if I buy, what if I sell a quilt that's just for masturbating? Is that okay? Can only use this thing for masturbating only. Yeah. An Afghan, this was special large hole in the middle. While still allowing titles like the modern Mortal Kombat and grab, oh, I hate when they do that. Oh, they banned all the middle. While still allowing titles, like the modern Mortal Kombat and Grant, oh, I hate when they do that. Oh, they banned all the part,

but they still allow, like, could you just shut up? They'll take that advantage. They're banning those too, yeah. What do you think you're gonna catch them out? They're gonna go, we still have Mortal Kombat on there. Guys, we better let all the porno stuff back on.

Essles. No VCDs either. All my favorite formats. Huh, all right. Well, that sucks. I can't wait till we just move to the blockchain entirely. We can stop thinking about these little weight problems. Oh God, we can let all the dumb fucks have their banking system.

They can run it into the ground. We can just spend, we can give each other cryptocurrency like kings. That is a really good argument for cryptocurrency that there are now stuff that has been legal to purchase for since the inception of eBay. How old is eBay at this point? 20 years. 20 years? Yeah, I'll be more.

And now for some reason, you think it would be like going in the opposite direction. The opposite direction. They're selling porn out on my head. Wait a minute, wait a minute, pump the brakes. I really want to know if it's in respect, like if they're worried about some sort of legal trouble or like payment process, because that's what took down porn hub, right? Was like that the payment processors were like, we're going to stop processing payments unless you verify every single person who's on there. So, Obama made choke point. The Patriot Act is the original sin

that destroys all banking and payment processing as it pertains to free speech and expression and economy. Because it makes you check for things like money laundering. And I think, not just money laundering, money laundering and terrorism. Right. The money laundering and terrorism. Right. The money laundering is impossible for banks to stop because they're doing it number one. So you're asking them to stop some amount of their regular business.

Like the money doesn't, money doesn't care about the law. It just is an abstraction of value. A lot of illegal things are very valuable. There's no, like, well, oh gosh. You guys didn't stop that a billion dollars of money laundering for a list of, why not? I feel like that's self-evident right there. And hey, no, no, no, what was the other one I said?

Interism. Yeah. But now we can define terrorism as anything. Capital self-guided tour on January 6th, self-guided tour. Terrorism, white supremacist terrorism, and Operation Choke Point, which was stopping firearms, sales, hate speech, and one other big one.

Trump overturned that. But the people who were hired to keep banks in compliance with Operation Chokepoint are still there, are still operating under the same directives mentally. Like, you can't make that big of a change in four years. And Biden is 100% bringing it back with the vengeance. What are the rules they sound like hate speech that you can't, if you're a bank and you do hate speech, you're not FDIC insurable. That's why I'm not allowed to process credit cards on Earth. Because of that, because of that, such insanity. Yeah. Because his hate speech even defined

under the law. No, it has no, it has no definition because like literally the Soviet Union invented it and forced everybody else after World War II and forced everybody who signed up with the treaty to incorporate hate speech into their, like, whatever, into their doctrines, because they used it specifically to stamp out political dissent. And that's what we're moving into, Operation Shook Point Part Two, which is going to include disinformation as well. Anyway, they're probably just getting in front of it. And Tyban, all right, what I'm looking for to my pub.

Are you quiet? Quiet, pod. Prison rage story, CCCC, hey Dick, call me Johnny Forskin. Okay. Here's a prison rage for you. My best friend is in his final year of his four year prison sentence.

Here in Australia, if you're on good behavior, they let you out of prison once a month to visit friends and family in your final year, all from seven to seven. What a nightmare. One day, prison wasn't bad enough. They make you hang out with your fucking family for 12 hours, not even like half an hour. Yeah. I gotta go, honey, I gotta go back to prison. You know, you're here for 12 more hours.

Not only are you here for 12 hours, but you have to get up at 7 a.m. or else you don't really love your kids as much as a big poker games tonight. I gotta get back. I can 10 to 10. Yeah. Like, come on. When do we get out of prison? Seven in the morning. Oh, awesome. So if I show up at 805, my, I fucked on. When do we get out of prison? Seven in the morning, oh awesome.

So if I show up at 805, I fucked up. So we cooked him a big feast, full of all the foods he hasn't had in three years, although he's not allowed to drink alcohol during these days home. He really loved eating the barbecue and cakes we made for him. Oh, cakes. Here's the rage.

When he went back to prison that night, he failed his piss test. Oh, no. He tested positive for opiates, although he was completely sober that entire day and didn't take any drugs. It turns out one of the family members baked him a cake with poppy seeds in it. The prison said, it's like sign felt. Yeah. I see old. You didn't watch sign feel. The prison said they it's like Seinfeld. Yeah, that's the old one. They didn't watch Seinfeld. The prison said they would send his piss to the lab to run further tests, but in the meantime, he's lost all of his good behavior privileges. I don't think the prison is going to send the piss anywhere. I don't think they give a fuck. Go fuck yourself. I don't make or eat any cakes with

poppy seeds. And don't eat any cakes. Poppy seeds. How do people not know the, I guess you don't think about it, but maybe they don't have sign felled in Australia. Yeah, but even outside of sign felled. They have sign felled. People have known that thing. I'll show you the thing. Sign felled. Sign felled.

Boy, we're gonna watch Sign felled tonight. Sign felled. Didn't get in the yuk, get on down to Bindigo. But that aren't like a didgeridube, don't go. That's stupid. Dingo baby. James B says metric system. Oh my God. Here's the people are mad at you, I think.

Here's a headline for the last episode. Software engineer complains that people who don't measure things don't get to complain about the measurement system. Scientists and engineers who actually do measure that voice. Scientists and engineers who actually do measure things like civil, mechanical, and chemical engineers prefer metric. Oh, there you go. All right.

I guess I just have a more science-minded brain. Yeah. Well, that's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is, right? Yeah. Many Americans consider themselves a scientist, but they just didn't have the proper encouraged to have the metric system. We'd have a lot more scientists.

You have to use both to do engineering in America, because all the formulas we use are in metric SI units. Remember that time NASA crashed an orbiter into Mars because they used both metric and imperial and fucked up the conversions? That must have been the best day like in the lives of these metric people. You fucked up that thing.

Do you know they, so when they launched that thing, because people say it was a European to American thing, and that's why I messed up, it wasn't. It was American to American thing. Like Northrop rummend or whatever built it, made it in Newtons or pounds per square inch or something, which they would never do. They just did it wrong.

And then as it was going to Mars, they had to re-correct the, whatever rockets, like 14 times what is a normal amount of corrections in flight. And then nobody thought, gosh, we should look at why we had to correct this thing 14 times more, 20 times more than we thought, no, they didn't. They just, ah, fuck it. And then after the fact, they figured it out. After the fact, yeah.

We'll be back through. There's ways metric makes things easier for everyday people too. Oh, one advantage is that the metric is a decimal. You know, that's what I'm talking about. Go on, I believe you have more to say. Yeah, and then you could have like a .5 socks if you lose one. Yeah, above your pair.

Yeah, like the Hindu Arabic numerals we use, nobody who works with drywall knows they're 12 X tables, but everyone can cover the last two digits with their thumb. The fuck does that mean? Means if you're shifting decimals, you can just get rid of some zeros. Use your thumb to do drywall? I think you, I don't know what he's saying. Not at all, I think about it. The correlation on the piece of like paper with the measurements, he's covering up the

zeros. Fuck you, covering up with your thumb. Covering up zeros. You just ignore them with your mind. Why do you cover them up with your thumb, covering up zero. So just ignore them with your mind. Why do you cover them up with your thumb? Builders can calculate how much concrete they need to fill something. Concrete's measured in yards.

Not another question. Yes it is. It's 10 cubic yards of fucking, you measure concrete in trucks. How many trucks do I need? For Bill, how many cubic centiliters do I need of concrete? Excuse me, concrete, Joe concrete? I need 47.5 cubic deciliters.

We only have, how many trucks do you want? Well, how many, how many cement is it one truck? 10 cubic yards. Give or take like an entire yard. Oh, hold on, I need to go figure this out like a normal person. But normal person. All these arguments make perfect sense to me. I guess again, just my science brand.

Ordered a lot of concrete, have you? Oh yeah. A farmer can, a farmer can work out how much water or diesel is left in a tank by measuring the diameter and using a dipstick. That just sounds conveniently. Measuring the fucking diameter. A farmer is out there. Alright, a truck driver can work out their payload easily when hauling liquids.

If you're using pesticide on a farm, you'll have an application rate of leaders per hectare. Isn't hectare, isn't that like acres? And that's far easier to convert into a flow rate. I want to kick this guy's ass. Sorry. I was asking for it. All right. Thank you for your letter. Thank you for your letter. Vito, plug all your stuff. YouTube.com slash Vito. And of course, if you want more biggest problem, if you want the biggest problem, what do you think, Johnny? Fucking go subscribe to Vito.

I guess. I guess. Slon subscribe from the dictionary. Slon subscribe from the dictionary. It's strong. It's holding people for ransom. Is it extortion? It's actually helpful donation to support

a struggling media. Oh, struggling. Yeah. Yeah, you're struggling like that neck. Did you see that? Okay, Boomer chick has like a two million dollar house. Why in her? Cause I ain't gonna get up in any yanky to see my tits flopping around

singing about Bernie Sanders. This is all I have. Patreon.com slash the veto show. Thank you for all everyone's support. I appreciate that bitch had a two million dollar house. How does she make that much money in like, I don't know, like two years. I'm under that too. I don't believe I don't she was funded by a bunch of it. Is she or I'm doing it or does she actually buy it? I don't know. I don't think she said that. Eat the rich when she said eat the red rich. It meant billionaires. Not millionaires. Right. Right.

Does she have like an only fans where she's getting like, I mean, I'm sure she has an only fan. She's getting your tits out. Is that what you're gonna say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but she's probably making like 30. She's like a clown. I don't think she's very attractive, to be honest,

not just because of her politics. But that's kind of the thing with only fans. Don't you? She's too made up. I can't tell what's under there. So much makeup, I can't tell what's going on. I think the only fans girls who make more money are probably the ones who are a little not

like unattainable attractive. They're all unattainable. Yeah, but the guys who like go to the not gonna fuck you. The guys who sign up are like, oh, I might have a chance. Yeah, they're definitely not gonna fuck you. I think there's like this illusion though, where you're like, oh, if she just hung out with me,

she would realize we're part of each other. Right. Just be more of a psychopath and then she'll date you. Go kill someone. D transition stats. I don't want you talking about that. That's disinformation. I'm sure that's disinformation.

Did you see 60 minutes that a whole D transitioning? Did they really? Special. Yeah. And what did they say? They talked to some people that D transitioned, one of which was like, I was on hormones for three months before they gave me permission to cut off my testicles. And now, deeply regret every, yeah. Wow.

And he's like, good night. I like how ruined. Yeah. Glad that I like how good it is. She just ruined the run. Yeah. Come on. Maybe it's ruined the Mona Lisa over here. and yeah, glad that I could like to stay in the room. Yeah, yeah, maybe it's going to ruin

the Mona Lisa over here. Yeah. But then glad was very mad that they posted that 60 minutes. I was like, I can't believe 60 minutes actually. I did that. Yeah, the D transition people get a lot of shit.

Yeah, they're seen as traders. It's crazy. I have white women throwing a fit about lesbians here. People hate lesbians now, huh? Women. Oh yeah, all these white brides, pride month begins with this from somewhere Instagram.

The white women at this Sacramento hotel pool were pissed that a queer black woman was kissing her girlfriend in public because there was children present. They were shamed. So these white ladies threw, oh my God. Oh wow. Just whipping off the camera.

This is peace. This is multiple white women. This is a Starbucks stuff. It's a murder of white women. It's a, they're going to get, they're going to get all their underarms flapping and cause a disturbance and cause a seismic disturbance or a weather disturbance. Wow, she's really going off.

I can't. Because there were kids present. Yeah. Kids should be illegal. I really want to kick kids out of most space. Lower, lower the age of, eliminate the age of consent so you can pick a fight or do whatever you want to any kid that'll solve a lot of problem. We can't take our kids out.

That guy took my ass. He's going to come out and start punching. There's no longer any distinction between minors and adults. You can hit any kid you want. Oh my God. Day with no fucking kids. What a paradise. You can walk around.

You don't even have to zip up your fly anymore. Just walk out of the bathroom Oh, you know your flies down. Yeah, cuz there's no kids around I'm fucking care I mean you really can't do that. I'm kissing girls Women going around topless Guys wearing puppy suits or whatever the fuck they were doing a pride god. I fucking hate kids If you have kids if you have kids at home, walk into that, wake them up and let them hear what I'm saying.

You have fucking, you have ruined the world. You kids have ruined the world because you're such fragile little pussy. You kids, you can't even see two women kissing. Oh my God, two women kissing. Oh, I'm fucking losing it. I'm selling all my AMC. And you keep, you contribute nothing.

Nothing, nothing. All your drawings are shit. I'm really, I am the Maddox of the New Year. I'm stealing the Maddox. God. You're just so obnoxious. It's like, what are your parents in love with you? Are they banging you?

That they're so fucking worried about your well being all the fucking time? Oh man, in 10,000, oh kids today versus 10,000 years ago, I'm like, I got to go, I hope you don't get murdered while I'm out hunting for food or whatever, gathering fucking eggplants or something. Stay here. Shut the fuck up. Are you going to get eaten by a wolf now? Oh, I mean, I can't see two women kissing. That's horrible. God. Carrying about your own, it's caring about your kids so fucking,

and expecting anybody else to do it. Fucking good. I'm gonna make out with guys. If I ever see a kid, I'll start making out with guys immediately to try and horrify them and to submission. For what? Yeah, just to fuck with the pants.

I'm going to come at you like a heat-seeking mouth. There should just be a social contract where all parents realize like if you have kids in a situation you're in the wrong automatically. You're disgusting for bringing your gender. You mixed up all your juices together and shout out some of these fucking kids that are now everyone's problem because you're going to be dead before they're gone. It's, now we have to figure out what to do with this middle with, with this useless middle with fuck that you're not going to train to do anything right.

Coding? What's that? Load them up on self esteem and drugs and turn them out, turn them loose onto the world that we have to deal with. Just set a very mind. Just set a very strong mind. So they get autism and then they're real sis brome.

Why are these two girls kissing in front? They're a children present. Yeah, well, they shouldn't be. Right. Maybe the next COVID that kills kids instead of old people, we can let that one run ramp it. Maybe there's a scarlet fever part two that we can let run across the world and wipe out everyone under 18.

Shit. And we can build a wall out of them. It'll be useful for one, God. Can we just normalize cages for children? I mean, yeah. I see what's going on at the border. And they're like, we have kids and cages. I'm like, can we get, can we get more kids? Can we know all the kids and cages? They have Nintendo's in shit there too. Get rid of them. Is this something we can file to get rid

of those Nintendo's that those kids have in the cages in the border? Because they might see girls kissing in their tentacles. They might get attracted to Princess Peach. Yep. No. People have fucking days. It's being a disinformation. If you beat the game 500 times, she gets an A kid. Peach?

Yeah. Does. Very common. Kid, they're just the... The reason we can't have anything good. The reason we can't have anything good. Kid, I don't know. Other people's kids, the reasons we can't have any...

If you have children, you owe everyone an apology. If you've ever used your child as an excuse to stop people from having a good time, you're the worst human being. Well, you have to. I mean, you have to, like, I don't, if there was no kids, I would wake up're only having that party and you just screamed and a kid started crying in the house next door. Oh, we felt really bad. What was that? Yeah, your neighbor was like, What was that?

Remember when I screamed at a party, a kid just started crying. Like across the street. Yeah, we're out at the fire pit and you were like, there's like, oh, the neighbors are telling us to keep it down and you're like, Ah, fuck, but fuck the neighbors. And immediately you got a kid there's like, oh, the neighbors are telling us to keep it down. And you're like, ah, fuck, fuck the neighbors. And immediately you got to get a ride.

Oh, yeah. I feel bad about that. Why should I feel bad about that? We all felt really bad, really. Oh, that was too over the line. That was over the line. I talked to the neighbors. I blamed Randy on that.

Yeah, that's right. That's what I was talking about. That's always around. You guys are Chinese, right? That was, that was Randy was doing that wasn't key on no You know that Chinese guy we told them Taiwan was a country you just went nuts You see you have you see in Super Mario Land on the Game Boy that level in China when they're going like Yeah, I like that. He started leaping all around

I mean, like, guys, are you leaping all around? Just letting the three people. I did. I did. Um, all right. Well thanks, guys, for doing this reboot. Oh, yeah. It's been fun. It has been fun.

Uh, here, I have a song that somebody made. It's some kind of a ween, a ween Maddox parody song. Good old ween. Do you like ween? The, the limited amount that I remember. What do you remember? That that rainbow song. There's many colors in the Homo rainbow.

That was Wien, right? Homo rainbow, that's a Wien song. Yeah, yeah. There's many colors in the Homo rainbow. Don't be afraid to let your colors shine. Hmm, it's a mixed message. I'm pretty sure that's Wien. Yeah.

All right, well, this one is by, God damn it, it's by somebody. Adam Throw, this is a Maddox ween parody. You guys remember Maddox? I think I've heard of that. Yeah, here we go. Did you see it on a podcast? He was on a podcast.

It's just faked. Yeah. Here we go. Thank you Adam. Did you look? See you next Tuesday. Yeah, picture in a console. I said, I'm gonna get a free,

that Maddox likes to pee on people in the shower. Not out of sexual, Excuse me. Yeah, Pee-Truin at Cons like the Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia. The next Dixia.

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Now he's getting drunk on Twitch. Sometimes for groups of ten. Banana Darks blows. Banana Dark ducks blows. Banana ducks blow. Banana and blow. Oxman is a boar. I don't want to watch anymore. Easy listening. Oh, I could have listened to more of that. All right, everybody. Here's some voicemails. A couple. Let's do a couple of voicem man. Who else needs some new Dick lost songs? Why would we need that? Yeah, for all because you're gonna lose on this one.

We will never need a Vito lost song because we're gonna sweep. Really? Sweep the leg. We gotta have like, we should put stakes up for some. Some people said you should make us watch cuties. I don't want to, I still have not watched that movie. It sounds really boring.

I mean, it sounds, it's probably a good movie. Yeah. I just don't really want to watch it. And I also have no interest in forcing you to watch it because I don't want to watch it. I'm not really like, you can't really annoy me with watching cuties. Yeah, I feel like I would just watch it and I would go, okay, well, I was like a film. Yeah.

And then I would furiously jack off. Hey, Dick, here's what makes me rage. Ninies nostalgia shit or just nostalgia in general. And how they try to use this as marketing, you know'm watching great uh... ready player one for the first time fucking horrible like movie he is just got me think about it was holding the stoutish it because everybody was hiding that's me

all you got to watch us but such a great film all such a sound fuck off if you have a whole like this style just shit all of you know and i see like it's to put it back to that all people are collecting pokemon cards people are collecting like magic cards and shit from the nineteen ninety's although i'm just y'all like

when that jendos you keep working sky i'm all around the house that shit retarded with my fucking money you know it's all fucking stupid you know that's it yeah that there was people around in the fucking 80s where we're like, you know, dude

Is that from the 60s? That was 60s restaurants? Yes, bro the six You know that was coming back to the future. That's why that happened. We had no air conditioning and it's Here are 50s diners. Yeah, the crazy. Did that VIX bro? They never fucking send that because yes, they did Here you have a whole bunch of fucking band children, you know, losing their collective shit over, over, but we're literally the shitiest thing. It has got worse than the nostalgia.

Fucking Pokemon cards. Wow, cool. The game that nobody knew how to fucking play, but every kid collected it and then they put it like, it played Pokemon. It's easy. It has the stutter for actually anything. It is true that a lot of people don't play it. They don't debate like a fucking moron, go kill yourself, or rather go to the ground and

go fuck yourself. Wow. Yeah, a lot of the people that play Pokemon cards, this is like never play the game. I played the game a bunch better than that day though. I love that game. Oh, good for you. It sucks though. It's not a well designed game.

It's not a good game for kids. It's a good like that game. Oh, good for you. It sucks, though. It's not a well designed game. It's not a good game. It's not a good game for kids. It's a good like learning game, but because you need like people to do dumb things. Yeah. For there to be any otherwise, as well. It's a super simplistic game. There's no real complexity. People in the people in 1910 were like, oh, do you remember 1890? Again, like the whole like 50s nostalgia was like a huge thing.

Like remember George Lucas made American 50s nostalgia was like a huge thing. Like remember George Lucas made American graffiti. Remember before we could fly. Remember that? Yeah, that's awesome. Remember trains, man, when that first train came barreling into town. It is, it is like more of a thing now though. What? I have some, like the whole nostalgia. Well, it's yeah, I think the nostalgia picks up more when you're living in a really shitty time period, which is now. Yeah. And you're like, Oh, I think nostalgia picks up more when you're living in a really shitty time period, which is now. And you're like, oh, I wanna go back to when I remember things

not sucking. I think people have nothing to do. You have limited money with which to establish a new identity. So why not just surround yourself with the flotsam of your childhood? Comfortable shit. Yeah, because you're never gonna own a house like your parents. So why not go back to when you lived in your parents' house and you were comfortable?

Yeah. There's layers. It's weird. Very. It's a very complex. We've got a deck of stone or a bio and a giant air wherever the hell. This is recense. This respect.

And I have to weigh in on the toilet debate because my favorite piece of trivia is that 50% of people wipe sitting down and 50% of people wipe standing up. Is that true? 99.5% of people have no idea that anyone else does it any different. I might though. Oh, that's a good answer. I didn't need to. I do not understand how the health of someone can get up

to wipe their life. I got shit to do. Because when you do, you risk like pissed dribbles falling onto the floor, falling onto the rug, falling back in your pants, falling onto your phone, if you have that sitting there. You have a piss rug. He's standing there and I've been walking around like these hand hand cards. Well, I guess they're your skimbees or whatever, but still like you your maneuverability is limited. Well, standing. Man, I got an ass. I should every day. I still get it. You have to turn around and look at your own poop and piss. I don't look at my ass. Before blush like, no, you, you say, I love you.

You want to make sure you put the worms or the blood on the screen. You'll never figure out if you're bleeding from your colon or whatever if you can't see it, but that's not really a big deal. He sounds like he's trying to keep it below it. It worked. You don't have to go through it. You're late. You're going to fall in. You get through it and white.

You just go down from the back and entry through the little hole in the back between you and the back now. Well, like the reverse. I was going to have what it was. What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? Toyler's fucking slender man.

He's got an extra elbow. He's going on the back. He's going on the back. That's messed up. I don't know. I'd have to look at somebody. Slender Man. And again, I'm not think, there's got an extra elbow. It's easier for me than other people. He's going under the back. That's messed up. I don't know, I'd have to look at somebody wiping their ass, fitting down. It's really not that complicated.

I go in under the leg band. I mean, I don't know. But then your whole, your whole shit is behind the legs. You don't throw your back out ever? Like I throw my back out, putting in my seat belt. You don't throw your back out ever? Like I throw my back out, putting in my seatbelt. You don't throw your, honestly, I have thrown my back and neck out, reaching for the seatbelt in too much enthusiasm.

Yeah. Putting it on, like, fuck. I could easily see getting too jazzed up about sitting down, wiping, and I'm like, oh, fuck. Well, I did that back. I did a poll on my Twitter, and it was like 70% sitting down, 30% standing out. You got, but that's your Twitter.

Yeah. But I post it. I would probably be having to crack your ideology. How is my Twitter biased towards how you wipe your ass? They're following you. Yeah, but they don't all listen to your show. No, but they're following you. Yeah.

They like you because they're other shits. I didn't give a preference. I didn't say the glorious sitting down or the, but they like you. There's something in the brain of being so that I didn't say which side I was on, but they know they like your comedy already. My guys are up ready to go.

Boom, shit over. Active. Active. Bam. So you're saying, cuz done, are you saying my audience is lazy and slotted? Yeah, so they would say and pedophiles so they would sit and they hit women and they they went

I Usually right I'm not gonna argue with that part Okay, let's see here. What about that one? This is veto was right about wipe you want to listen more ass wipe Well, I mean someone says all right about why you want to listen more ass wiping on me so someone says all right so Sean doesn't sit here and tell me what to play. I don't know if Vito is still a fucking there. The one thing he's right on is how you wipe your ass. There you go.

He's correct. You have to stay sitting or you're just going to fucking mush all that shit between your ass crack. What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about yeah what shit between your correct to

because in the stall it's so fucking tight i mean i'm six four so my fucking elbow that are hitting the wall in the stall i have to fucking stand up so i can't get on

it is and so i'm trying not to get shit on my fucking butt and then I'm also trying not to fucking be seen. Take your shop. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you telling me you don't take your shirt off when I shit?

Yeah. What shirt? Like my over shirt? What do you mean what shirt? Do you need to fucking wear your shirts? Do you get shirtless? Yeah. What are you mean what shirt? Do you wear your shirts? Where are you wearing your shirts? Do you get shirtless? Yeah. What are you talking about?

That guy's talking about keeping up, first you're wearing a button up shirt, right? Yeah. And it has those tuxedo tails in the back. Oh, well, yeah, if I was wearing a, take that shit off. I thought you would you risk, why would you risk getting shit all over your butt?

I thought you meant like your shirt. Just you're gonna take it off. You're gonna have a fucking hook in there. Okay. like, you're just gonna take it on. You're gonna take it on. You're gonna have a fuckin hook in there. Okay. A little hook in there. For what?

I thought you were saying that you shit, sure I'm not that public stall. I do. But we wouldn't sure it was like your chest is like, like what the fuck does shirtless mean? I, I, I take my shirt.

I take my shirt. You don't have like a under shirt? Yeah. No. Yeah, I don't shirtless'm sure it's a public stall. I'm sorry. No.

So I've been looking through the crackly. What the fuck? Yeah, so he comes through and sees me shitting like half naked. Well, what do you know? It's gonna be more than half naked. Your pants are down. I assume. Feel free to leave a list about whether or not you shit,

like bear chested in a public store. You're saying you're wearing a dress up shirt at the airport. I'm not wearing a dress shirt normally, but like, I don't have one with like long tails. What do you like? I'm so fancy. So if you took a shit in that shittin' gentleman, do you put your fucking top hat on the hook too? What are you talking about?

If you were wearing a top hat, you would shit take your top hat. You take your pants. I'm not just pulling in to the boat. I'm just pulling into the port. Yeah, that's what will happen. What is wrong with you? No. Why would you, why would you risk it?

I don't go to the back of his pocket. It's a foul in the bathroom. Like it's a fancy ball. Okay. You should sure. Oh, and I should have been talking about. What are you store toilet paper and you thought that? Yeah.

Take your shirt off. I'm not wearing like a fancy gentleman's robe, but when I go to the fucking store, it's not the fancy this is the shirt, it's the shit that gets on the shirt. Okay, well, what are these long tits? Do you have a fucking like trail? Like, you have a,

you have a, you have a fucking blowback. What about like a puppy jacket or like a big sweater or something? Yeah, what if you're wearing like a jacket? I'll take my jacket off. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Is that the same shit I'm wearing? Yes, I'm Oh, okay, I'm not shitting half. It's the being being. All your clothes off. Just take all your clothes. You're shitting. You might piss on your fucking underwear and your shorts.

Why don't you take those off too? Why don't you get whole fucking naked in the stall? That's a lot of great. Didn't fucking do it. No one's stopping you. What do you mean? Underwear. I'm not there all the way down in the stall. That's how I was agree. Didn't fucking do it. No one's stopping you. What do you mean underwear? I'm not there all the way down on the ground. Yeah. Well, you should take them. Actually, they're back free feet away from me because I talk on the legs straight out.

So I don't accidentally get anything on them. I'm going to take your shirt off. I'm going to keep that shirt on what I shit. I'm going to make a poll on Twitter. Do you take your shirt off when you you 100% you're gonna be 100% and 100% of shittacles, shittles on your dress shirt. Bullshit.

And that you don't dry clean every time, probably so you're just walking around with basically wearing toilet paper. Good, I'm glad. You know how long flight, oh man, I gotta, oh shit, that breakfast breeder that I got is not hitting right. I'm gonna go We take off on the back You just tuck it up and hold it there

Yeah, you pull it up a little bit. It's all wrinkled. Oh look at that guy Take it off hang it up And you can try again Under shirt, okay, but I'm not gonna I got this undershirt What is this there? She's down draper? This is 16. What are you talking an undershirt, okay, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,

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And like, oh really? Yeah, because the judge was mad that he was a judge intervened. Yeah. Those two's homerotic, trad homerotic relationship. That he was like, you know, you were trying to bait him into a conflict and you're on parole know, you were trying to bait him into a conflict

and you're on parole and you shouldn't be doing that. You're on her. Go fuck yourself. What are you, what are you talking about? I don't know. I'm getting involved here. Oh my God, we Gavin McGinnis was talking shit. Yeah, he was.

Did you watch that? Was that a new clip? Yeah, I did. He was talking about, he was talking about me or my rush. Both. Oh, he was talking about me? Yeah. He took issue about me. Yeah. He took issue with your thing

because it was the clip where you were talking about how you worked on a website for him. Yeah, I thought I just kept asking you for shit. Like a total asshole. Yeah, like with disrespectfully. Yeah, not like, hey, can you do me this favor? He's like, well, it looks bad. This needs to be updated.

It looks bad. Like, whoa, Gavin, Gavin, Gavin, Gavin. Yeah. Are you paying me? Gavin, I don't care about you. Yeah. If you drop dead right now, my life would be improved because then I don't have to get these texts from you.

I don't care about you, what you stand for. What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying for, what you have this retarded stuff that you claim to stand for, what you stand for, what Gavin McKinnon is, what you stand for is being a loser. You are erased from earth. You're sending apology letters to your new neighborhood so people will like you, which is.

I have not heard about this. So that's fucking weird. Which is so repugnant to me. I can't even imagine trying, moving into a neighborhood and appealing to people's better job. Guys, I'm not really as bad as the internet makes me seem. Oh, his neighbor's all turning on him. And he did this.

He's vomit preemptively. He's vomit here this ass. Yeah. Like that clone of Jerry and Rick and Morty, where he just moves into a neighborhood and presents his, his ripe asshole for pounding. I don't understand the mentality of a man who gets helped on an internet thing, which is the internet can be difficult. Yeah.

If you're a fading hipster and a moron and used to people, uh, uh, obsequiously trying to serve you in any capacity they can because they think you're your dad, but you, you subscribe to an ideology of loser dumb. You lost all of your stoop, all of your dumb proud boys went to fucking jail because you're stupid. You thought, you thought that this would be an acceptable way to behave and you were wrong. I love it was wrong because you're a fucking moron. That's why. That's why.

This is the difference. We're in high on whatever they were pushing. Oh yeah, we're not beating off and we're proud. We're all proud of each other. We're going to go protest. Oh, we're not beating off. And we're proud, we're all proud of each other. We're gonna go protest. Oh, we accidentally ran somebody over prison, federal prison. Well, yeah, but other people are, I don't know you, you, you, you're in prison.

You're in prison. Well, yeah, but other people is, the hypocrisy, this is not no prison. Prison, because you're gay little club, you're gay little club got people thrown into prison for the rest of their fucking lives. You did that because you're a fucking idiot. and it's the same mindset that goes into texting me hey uh this needs to be updated right now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Because I don't like the way you're talking to me, which is what society did collectively.

Oh, wow. That's a really nice gay club. You got there. There's be a shame if somebody would have got a prison for the rest of their fucking, oh, well, I mean, well, this is an American. No shit, dummy. There's no America. It's just a series of authoritarian, it's just a series of authoritarians that you have to

learn how to deal with from when you're born to when you're fucking dead. Anyway, I didn't listen to his video. What if he said anything about me? But it's like you got somebody comes over, like a mechanic comes over, can you look at my car? I'm like, yeah, you know, I'll get to it. Like, well, you know, I need it working. Yeah. Like buddy, the entire engine know, I'll get to it. Like, oh, well, you know, could be, well, I need it working. Yeah.

Like buddy, the entire engine rebuilt tonight. I need to know. Yeah. Um, man, uh, don't fucking talk to me like that ever again. Yeah, a lot of the clip was him correcting Mersh, because I, oh, yeah. He's like, well, actually, you know, the legal fund worked out and I never took it.

Oh, yeah, it really worked out. You did him, everyone, actually, you know, the legal fund worked out and I never took it. Oh, yeah, really worked out. You did everyone who listens to you really went, got, went really well for them. Fucking loser. A good loser. The entire, so many people on the right, conservatives, whatever, they want to lose. So they can act like little girls and complain about how they're oppressed. And they can have big beards. Say that makes them a man. But it's just how to be a loser. It's the same victimhood culture that they complain about. Is that you want to be the victim?

Because then you get the money, you get the book deal. I was censored. I was whatever else. I was censored come to censored TV. Yeah, come to say about how I was censored. It's cringe.com Check it out. I mean, it's it is built right into it is built right into his brand. I was censored. You know, your titanic is saying it's fucking pathetic. It's what it is pretty transparent what it is. Uh, and they know that that's what they're doing. Which just fine in a way, but it's not fine. At a certain point when it's everybody's brand is I got censored. Can you believe that? Yeah.

Can you believe that I got censored? Yeah. What did you think? What's happening? For some people I feel bad for a military technocracy. What are you thinking? What are you? Well, it's not this America.

Yeah, you're thought wrong. Yeah, I thought this. Yeah. Crub. Crub. Fuck up. All right everybody. See you next Tuesday.