The Dick Show - Episode 265 - Dick on Private Hookers

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

John McAfee goes to Greenland, the FBI radicalizes lunatics, women’s Olympic weight lifting, Tour de France crash, Alexa's "by the way", mask piles, Doug Funny and white genocide, Lowtax is the internet's greatest debater, wrong hamburgers, Chris the Kiwi's private hooker, Sportbra Taylor wants a car, and episode four of The Biggest Problem in the Universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You wear like a like a like a green sweater vest or something wearing a vest. Yeah, shorts. And how old was he? He was a kid, right? I always thought he was a little over 13. No, he had parents. His parents were, where his parents were in the show. Yeah, they called him Douglas.

Remember Douglas? He had had a list. Why are we making fun of people with lists? He wasn't Spanish. Children shows. There's no way to know what color meant what race. People are saying that skater was black. Wait a minute because they're all, that's because they are racist.

Like a purple guy, right? That was Doug's dad. Doug was the only white guy. I'm not is what liberals want to do to America. Sean, I've never seen this show. But somehow I remember what they look like. There's only one white guy. One white man remaining.

And he's black. Funny. Oh, okay. He's got it. Yeah, he's a dog funny. Right, right. One, this is the future that liberals want you to have. Wait, his last name is funny.

Yeah, his last name is Doug Funny. I don't remember that. Really? That's funny. A bit on the nose, but. Oh, it is a funny. I don't remember that. Really? That's funny. A bit on the nose, but it is a bit. Someone actually created that as they're pitch. Yeah. I went in and they're like, honey, I'm pitching a jug. Yeah. Nickelodeon today. What's it about us? A white guy? What's his thing? It's about a teenager. Yeah. It's to soften the blow of white genocide.

Back in the how old that's a 20 year old cartoon, right? Yeah, back's to soften the blow of white genocide back in the how old that's a 20 year old cartoon, right? Yeah, back in 91. They were George Soros was getting prepared, getting us prepared for a future where we are, where there's green guys. See the EP on the Doug George Soros. Yeah, it's a very subversive show. If you really think about it. If you really, right. If you think about anything too much, it'll, you'll get subverted. Yes.

Yeah. Suddenly, you were like, I didn't have an ending for that. Is there any, is there any people, what the hell? Is everybody, did everybody do as many jumbles? Well, they said last time. They're not, they just said fuck it. That's a fuck it. Oh, no.

You ruined them with the biggest problem, reboot. I guess I did. Nobody wants this show anymore. Nobody wants this show anymore. They only want to tell Vito that he needs to challenge me more. Yeah. Oh, already, right? After episode one.

Yeah. After episode one. I sent Vito a whole six pages of notes. Oh, good. As is tradition for the biggest problem. That's playing. See, I see you're playing both roles. This sounds more like best debate. Yeah. I'm me and Maddox. Right. Is what you're yeah. Yeah. Uh, Vito's here just a. It was so weird doing that show. Yeah. Vito is the show. It was so weird doing that show. I have to listen to it. Fun in mind. Fun.

Don't get, you know, too hyped up. Don't get, don't fall in love with it. Because it'll go. Maddox and I had a 10 fun episode. Sure. Before everything went, Bunk, before everything went in Dignit Co-hosty. So you're halfway through.

So we're halfway through the run. Go ahead and send video an email. Just so you know, bud. Yeah. Fucking start packing your shit up, right, make it easier for everyone. Nine more before I become unbearable. Me, I don't know.

What the fuck does that supposed to mean? You're playing both characters. You think you're unbearable? You're unbearable as a day. You better watch it, Sean. Watch what? Fucking mouth. You know what?

Watch your whole mouth here. You weren't here for the biggest problem. I wasn't. Audio. And I messed up everything you could mess up. How? Vito's mic was way too hot. I thought, okay, I forgot to hit record.

Let's start there. That's the most messed up thing you could do. Well, you know, I might have trumped that at one point in my real shot podcasting career. I mean, think about that. You might as well have not hit record on what I did. Is that keep you up? Yeah, sometimes. No, it's funny. Well, it should. It's should. A little bit. I've gotten over that. No, because you don't do any drugs. Maybe not. You know, drugs. You just say dwell on it. You're fine. You're a bad hole about how you deleted the episode and that like every six months and I mean that that

influence so many other shows it got Christmas gifts made up. I like it. I like it. Yeah. Retroactively claim some kind of an inspiration. Oh no, no, no, it's a happy accident. Happy accident. Happy accident.

No one was happy. We still did it another show, but I would have like to hear what was different about it. Yeah. We told the same stories. Yeah, we did. Oh, man. Yeah, we did. All right, let's do this show. Fine. We're already late, and there's so many people calling in. Really? But I still want to talk about the biggest problem. Oh, we got to talk about. Whoa, whoa, we do. Yeah, yeah, what are you up to? Even I'm aware of it. Are you talking about McCaffey?

One of them, yeah. Ah, yeah! How come you didn't get in here? You got it at the show, it's a contest. I'm gonna be live from Mount Brook, you're keeping the hardest in your failure. I mean, how's the big magic of the 8K, the 29K and out of hand,

voter to measures, worst, Mexican 115 weeks running. God, I got to fix that. Joining me is always this world touring LA based comedian. Sean the audio engineer. Hello, dick. What's up, buddy? Thank you for not killing yourself. Yes.

Everybody who is not John McAfee. Who didn't even buy the shirt. Did he not have access to my shop in prison? Well, you checked your latest statement, if you're, you know, it's, it, it annoys me every time somebody attached to the show or leaving a listener of the show and tell themselves or try to say every time, whatever. Uh, so sad. Uh, thoughts of prayers, thoughts of prayer.

Well, Trump's not in the White House anymore. There's no, everything is equally sad. There's no more sadness and a good, every time somebody does it, they don't buy my $5,000. I'm done dude, T-shirt on shop.nick.show, which exists, so I get the money and you're dead. So you don't have to pay the credit card bill.

You both get what you want. We both, you bought this amazing shirt. You don't even have to pay the credit card bill. You both get what you want. We both, you bought this amazing shirt. You don't even have to wait for it to arrive. I'm probably not even gonna ship it. Right. You should get there in time for the open casket though. Yes. Right, I mean, I'll throw it in.

I'll bring it to your funeral and throw it in. You're gonna feel real weird when one day you get an order for that shirt. It's almost happened. It's almost, I mean, you mailed me that. Okay, is that shirt available more than once? No, it's not. No, yeah, here. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's a bummer, John, John McAfee's, you know what?

Well, you know, that guy, I could totally see what's, he's like, I'm a bad guy, but I'm not going to get got by really bad guys. You don't deserve. I'm so concerned. You don't fucking deserve to, to, to be in my presence. Fuck off. Like he, to me, he went out on his own terms. That's not a suicide I'm that sad about. Cause I know what he was doing. Well, I ain't like you don't know him personally. So that's what I enjoy talking to.

It's very, it's very easy to not feel bad about strangers. No, I feel bad about strangers. When he's girl felt bad, we're in bed and she goes, you know, I feel really bummed out that John McAfee killed himself. I don't fucking do. I can't escape it. I honestly don't think. It actually, I was, I wasn't surprised, but I was like, yeah, he would do that.

Yeah. Yeah, it just, it seemed rather than get done in by the feds. Right. Right. He was like, you fucking, you're not worthy of being in my fucking presence. Each shit. That's, I hope the IRS never looks into you. Yeah.

You've got the man who got the suicide note already written here. Very strong stance. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. What them. Fuck them. What I really hate about it, fucking criminals, is they are. Is all the people who said he didn't kill himself, like right?

They had people immediately do that. Are you for use? You know fact one. Is this a joke? Because I don't understand. I don't understand what the joke of this is. Oh, he didn't kill himself. Yeah, he killed himself.

He's an old guy who's going to prison for the rest of his fucking life. And his average day was doing blow from sundown to sun up and banging a bunch of chicks on a yacht. And pretending to be James Bond. Why would this person go to prison? I don't think he would ever say that he got cheated. That's also why I think it is. I don't know why. It's just like got cheated. That's also why I think it is.

I don't know why it's just like what it doesn't. He was like 75. Yeah, it's in the 70s. Yeah. Well, I hope we all go out the same way. Well, you can do that. I should live that kind of paying taxes. Just go to Spain, commit a crime, and then kill yourself. It was like a fucking, he was like a pirate. He was like a fucking pirate. This is a downer. No, the show started on John McAfee. I didn't even talk about it. Well, did you see the guy that ruined the tour to France? That was a guy. Well, that was a woman. Oh, whoever was sticking out and I don't know, man, I just, oh, yeah, I did see that. And people probably got fucked up. I'm going to wear a suit This week, people probably got fucked up, but it's one of my favorite things I think I've ever seen.

What was it? Oh, just watch. Oh, we got a little bit of time. Yeah, here's the video I'll show just for the studio audience here. Here's this, that's a guy you think? I don't know, I just saw a really shitty, I don't know, it looks like a woman to me.

It could be a, it could be a, the woman, Oh my be a, the woman. Oh my god. Typical woman had to get an Instagram photo. I don't see it. That's the sound. Yeah. And then causes like this giant pile.

Yeah, sure. I'm looking for the video. Massive crown. Wow. You know, we click videos. Thank you, Steve. Very good point. That's awesome. Here we Steve. Very good point.

That's awesome. Here we go. It's a fucking science. One. I don't know. The science says Epstein didn't kill himself and Polish. Mac if he killed Epstein, Mac if he killed COVID, and always be so much. Watch this. Here's, okay, here's the tour de France. The guys are doing their bicycles.

God damn it. What? Show the why do they do that? Show the actual man. No, that's your attention span is so low. They're not going to show. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. It's church. My guy jumped around.

They're going to show this bitch who fucking man is fired up. It pisses me off when they do that. That video was available. I know, then you got to skip her out like such an animal. They don't want to show her and actually impacting the, no, she's bad editing. So what do they do? Cancel the whole race.

Well, I don't know. Oh, there you missed it. You missed it. So she was a shot of her straight where it's in front of her. That's the one you want to see, because she's looking the other way. Right there. I think there's a sign out.

She's holding the sign out for cameras. And dozens hit the ground way out into this. Oh, not not for the racers. What a hero. No, for the awesome. Fuck the tour to France. That's what I say. The fuck all those doping idiots, bicyclers, professional bicyclers. That's great. They should be

not so much. But I do. Bringing into the tour to France. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. The last guy, not the fastest racer, but the last guy standing at the end. Every, don't they, um, how many people standing out with ruined, do they have people stand? No, they, they can't give them water on the thing, right? Cause it might be doping or something like that. On bicycles? I mean, like, you know, like on marathons or whatever, there's people standing out with like cups of like,

you know, paper cups of water. They don't do that in this, do they? They can, it has to be like sealed bottles or something like that. Okay, and they, they probably get checked. Yeah, that makes sense. Why, what do you say, what do you want about? Well, I was hoping if they'd just like, you know,, make it like you said, they should throw eggs or tomatoes. A lot of

people, you know, standing out with cups, but like every like every like 25th cup would be like piss or something. Warm piss. You gotta get a lot of them. No, and just, you know, if you're unlucky enough, cold piss, that's not going to make you throw up. Is it? If you drink cold, it's the warmness, it's the unnaturalness of the drinking of the piss. You're going to, it's because it's the same temperature as your body already. That's the reason. That's the reason.

It's not because it's pissed. It's not because it's right. It's, well, it's not, if it's cold, you think you need to do it like this. It's just a spot show, maybe. A blind Coca-Cola taste test, is it? We're going to do it on the new biggest problem in the universe. Liquid shot of a spirit. Yes, unbelievable.

A biggest problem that show, new episode of the biggest problem in the universe starring me hosted by me and Vito. It was Sean, you missed a great show. Did I? You missed a great show. I'm gonna listen to it. Are you really? Yeah, really.

All right, then you're gonna have to bring in your review of it. Okay. Vito brought? Yeah, really. All right, then you're gonna have to bring in your review of it. Okay. Vito brought in some dumb problems. I brought in the minimum wage. I had an argument for the minimum wage that will probably change. Pro raising the minimum wage? No.

I was gonna say, absolutely no minimum wage. Oh, yeah. It was beautiful. Right. It was beautiful what I did. I think it's gonna have a big change. But go to, I think we're releasing it on Monday. So it should be out now if you go to BiggestProblem.show.

Subscribe, we get a Patreon too. Patreon on Confslush BiggestProblem. Really? Luckily got one of those. Oh yeah, I do, okay. Yeah. Let's see, do you know who Lou Wenwen is, Sean? I think you've been following this.

No, I can't. I can't say that I do women's weightlifting. Oh, the Olympics. If you've been following women's Olympic weightlifting, let me say here, women does, and you know, Olympic, I mean, this from a place of respect, does anyone follow? We do now. So it's yeah, this trans,

ladies right, entered it, kicking the shit out of every she's doing all right. Can't tell you, it's get your get your video out of here. What are you doing? Get out of here. What the fuck? Somebody link me, somebody link me when when. So we've got this when we've

got a trans panda. Trans looks like a big panda. A big panda. Yeah. So we've got this, we've got this trans weightlifter, women's weightlifter who was looking to just dominate at the Olympics. Does the Olympics let her in obviously would be bigoted of them not to do so? Well, they've been letting men in from like China and East Germany for many, many years.

Well, then, rising from the East, rising from China is this behemoth. I'm trying to find her right now, but I can't. Lou, when, when? Are he still in? Oh, he's feeling when weird. I might be. Look at this. Look at this lady. This is to stop. This is to stop the when weird. I might be. Look at this lady.

This is to stop. This is to stop the win-win, the trends. This is to stop the Australian trends. The trends they've built. They've built the Australian trends. Yeah, I think so. Oh man. Australian powerlifting.

And trends. Right. Geez. That's a match made in heaven. So they've trying to build this gigantic and beautiful powerhouse of a female competitor to stand up against. They just feed her Muslims one after the other, right? Yeah, Wiggies.

Yeah. Lee Wineway, and there it is on target. Oh, I got it. What a bruiser. Well, what, what is she throwing up? I don't know. At least a hundred. Pure steroids.

Pure steroids. Just the early, as probably China says. Well, so how is it looking? How's it shaping up? We don't know. Sean, that's the Olympics. We don't know.

Just gotta make sure you're watching those. You gotta, you gotta root for the right team. You gotta be in this one. Yeah. This is the only Olympic event that's ever mattered in your life. Okay. This women's powerlifting. I'm intrigued competition. The 2022 2020.

Yeah. Tokyo Olympics. Yes. Exactly. Okay. What do I actually had stuff in here today? Here is what makes me a rage. Alexa's by the way. Do you have an Alexa? No, but I have heard the by the way. They started sticking this by the way in. Yeah. It's wherever you ask me. Yeah. Yeah. It's other Alexa shit that you don't want, not to use.

The understanding is getting worse every day with the computer. I don't want her to further a conversation with me. I don't even wanted to preface the answer with something. Hey, what time is it? Oh, the time is just say the fucking time, because I know you're gonna get it wrong the first couple of times. I need to immediately prompt you again, but the by the way, at the end of it,

which lasts 10 minutes of ads before you get back to, it's exhausting. Mm-hmm. What's the whole affective computing shit like fucking, it's just, I don't care. You're a robot. Be a robot. I don't need you to like, be my butler or my sex slave or whatever the fuck is between those two things, which I think are.

Wife. Oh, there it is. Oh. Well, some of us don't have walls. Oh, God. Let me see what else I got here. So masks, we're just gonna have a collection of masks forever, now, right? We went to a rave last night.

Did you? First time ever, no masks. Yeah, nobody wearing any masks. Super drivers don't give a shit. But now we just got... I love walking around grocery stores like a regular human being again. Yeah, it's nice. My dad went to the grocery store today, no mask.

So you know it's over. Yeah. He doesn't care. It's over. Was he big? Was he a complete idiot? Well, the pandemic was a... Yeah.

Okay. Good. Okay. Good. Yeah. So it's over, but now we're stuck with dozens of masks that we just have to hold like trophies. I got like three boxes. Three boxes of masks. So we're just throwing away. No, no, no, because you never know when they're going to start it up again.

It was the pandemic again. You never know when they are're gonna start it up again. It was the pandemic again. You never know when they are gonna start it up again. These masks are thirst. So 80s girl bought masks that are their special masks for some reason. Mm-hmm. They're like 30 bucks a mask. And I found this out because I lost the first one. Mm-hmm.

Because what's the $30 mask I got you? How is that possible? Why would she waste a $30 mask on you? That good question. Yeah. So I hope she learned her lesson. So she then she bought two more. It's like, oh, here, you're not getting them.

Yeah, here's a, Oh, you want to get them back up? Yeah, she bought two more for me. Oh. And I thought, secretly I thought that she actually took my mask because they're so, they're such nice masks. And you know, it's easy to just take one pocket and do whatever you're doing.

So I was like, okay, I don't think I lost it. I think you actually took it. So I went through on the new ones. I put X's, little X's on the inside of the mask. So I know that they're mine, right? So we're out. And she goes, oh, where's your mask? I don't have it.

Oh, you lost another one. I think that, I think the one you have is mine. He was not being idiot. What a long cod. Let me just approve. So you bought extra masks for yourself while she was out of the house. Guess what was the inside of her mask? Little X's. Little X. Yeah. Well, got her about that nailed. Sean. Now we've got all these

masks just floating around and drawers. Can't throw them away. Add them to the cable box. Can't throw them away. I love that. Couldn't possibly throw them away. You can't you got to possibly do the thing that would solve this entire problem. I know. Yeah. It's rough. Okay. What else? You're calling it a problem. I think it's just a way of life. Here we are now. Very good. Shlipping around bags of the around. Doomsday prepping materials. Mass. Who knows? You never know. Maybe COVID-20 fake medicines,

because it's in pain killers, is impossible to get them anymore. Let's see here, because the crack down on opiates. Damn it. Yeah. Did you see Biden whispering? No, he always does things that like the weirdest possible way though. Free weird whispering to his speeches.

I don't know, you want to pull that? I don't know if you want to see something. I think I did see that. Biden whispering. Who, like, it's like a typical aside move, but who is he fucking talking to? Well, that's how he makes it weird. He always makes it weird. You know what, I love the guy now.

Yeah. Let me find it. Oh, that's best president he remembers. Vue to over three million times. All right, what is this? I think the people who need that. I got them 1.9 trillion. What the fuck is this?

We're watching. Look at the way we're waiting for relief. Yeah, I got them. One point nine trillion. What are you talking about kids? It's weird. They're going to be getting checks in the mail that are consequential.

Is it a kid game? Well, when do old people make that sound? Well, no. Like, then I talk to other old people like that, do they? No. Are you sure? I don't think he's trying to, have you ever tried to anybody like that?

No, not unless it was like for a joke or something like that. Yeah. No, I think he's trying to, he's trying to be like up here to people like, by the way, this is like between you and me. Oh, you take that, so. No, I think he's trying to relate on some level, but it doesn't, it doesn't work.

That's not like, I don't know, man. He's doing ASMR. Yeah. That's what he's saying. All right. Right. He makes it, he makes it weird. Like when he was chasing the dog, pulling his tail,

like why did, you know, a dog's dead now. They fucking screwed that interview. You cannot pull that shit up on the internet. Really? That weird story. Like it's somebody animated it for the 60s. I was thinking hilarious. That's incredible.

Yeah. I was trying to show someone a couple of weeks back and you just, I could not fucking find it. And I was like, I swear, he's talking about being naked and falling all over his dog and pulling his dog or something. Yeah, super gross. I always whispering. It's wonderful. out being naked and falling all over his dog and pulling tails. You're saying that I don't know the stuff. Super gross. Now he's whispering, it's wonderful.

I guess, I don't know what I expect anymore. I don't know what anyone expects anymore. Not much. Well, at least McAfee doesn't have to see any of it. That's true. Okay. Any more of it. I'm sure I've got other stuff here. Do you hear about the FBI?

I mean, I have. I mean, I have. How old are radicals they've been making? I've heard of the FBI. Yeah. We really got fucked over with police movies as kids to be trained into thinking that like silence of the land. It's a cool job or that it's like a, they're just sitting in chat rooms all day, fed

posting, talking about taking down the government with retarded people and then arresting the retarded people after they give those people money to do the thing. Is that, is that right? I mean, you wouldn't, you wouldn't, you do that if you were in the FBI. I mean, if that,? I mean, wouldn't you do that if you were in the FBI? I mean, if that, you got to, you guys stopped any terrorism, shooting fish in a barrel, right? I guess I'm going to go online and radicalize it like if it actually worked. So yeah, seems like a good way to get out of doing actual work. Yeah, I write a bunch of bugs in my code today so that I can spend all week fixing them. I'm looking for my notes here.

And then low tax is going to call in. Oh, really? Yeah. Cool. Low tax is taking on a new direction. Where he's going to be the king of online debate. Really? Well, see if he's here. What is he going to debate himself? I don't know. There he is, let me ask him easy. Uh, low, low tags, can you hear me? Yes, I can. How you doing, how you doing, man? It's good to talk to you again. Oh, I'm doing great, how are you guys doing?

I heard your discussion about Doug earlier. Yeah, what do you think about Doug? Tell me about Doug. Just just to bring up some Doug posting. That art design sell, I thought he had downs. Are you thought he had downs in Trump? The who? I thought they all did. You thought everybody on the show did?

There was like a downs, well, I thought every single individual from Doug was suffering from Down syndrome. That's a weird pitch. That's even weirder than one white guy left in the world. Could probably get dead. That's a real, real pitch. One white guy with downs left in the entire world. Doug, there hasn't been a down syndrome cartoon. They have that corky guy.

Right. Life goes on. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny, but they'd never been a cartoon about. I don't know if that was funny. Wow. I mean, I don't know if the show was funny. What do you mean? I mean, I want it know if the show was funny. What do you mean? I mean, it was like black comedy, that show. Like black comedy? Like not like blackish, like dark, irreverent comedy.

Now it's, we used to call it like when we were kids, it was, oh, it's a black comedy, right? Yeah. But now it's like everything's a dark comedy. So it's a real plane. Yeah. Anyway, low tax, what's your new thing? Let me, let me find this video that you sent me. But now it's like everything's a dark comedy. So plain. So plain. Yeah. Anyway, low tax, what's your new thing?

Let me find this video that you sent me. Well, there's this thing that you might have heard about it, but there's some people on the internet who argue about politics. No, it's real. Like, there's just like two people, at least that I found. And one of them's names Density and the other one's Vouch. And he's like an autistic gummy bear that somebody rolled around in a hair salon. And which one?

Which one? Vouch, Vouch is an autistic. Sean, do you know who these people are talking about? Yeah, just by name. Vouch, yeah. I couldn't pick them out of a lineup. They just, you talked about Vouch. They sit online all day and argue about like,

the age of consent and why incest shouldn't be illegal and how communism is the best thing ever. These are the, these are the thought leaders. They hold both of those stances. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Anyway, keep going. They've got the secret trick that they rarely pull, but it goes like this when somebody's talking, they go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ideological, spouting rhetoric at one another. Further's the discourse of politics in the country. You don't think that's valuable. Not sober. It helps their fans a lot because they realize who the evil one is and it's not their

guy. It all. There you go. And it made me buy a wig. Let me pull up your video. Let me see it. Let me pull up your video. Can you post it in the discord? Yeah, you got a big wig.

Well, I mean, anything that pushes a man to the brink of buying a wig, you know, clearly moving it all. Yeah, we do. What's wrong with you? Yeah, I found a video of them,, the two of them arguing about that, that Pudgy gunman Kyle Rittenhouse. Yeah.

He's not. And the knee serve when we're going anywhere. I thought the point of a debate was for, you know, to be opened and to talk and stuff like that. But it's just that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he opened and to talk and so like that. But it's just the point of a debate is to master it with another man, but not let everyone know you're gay. That's the entire concept. That's true. That's pretty well.

Still. Are you posting it? You're video trying to find it. I was eating a hamburger. Okay. I'm. Do you want to be eating hamburgers or cheeseburgers? And you call into the show. Never a cheeseburger, Dick. Never a cheeseburger. Where do you want me to send this shit? Uh, posted in the in the discord. I'm not a big cheese on a hamburger fan either. So what do you want to have a real debate? Low tax, like a real dream. You want to be taken down and look like a fool in front of your fans. And sure I'm all for it. I don't mind that. Because I can win any debate. Did that sound like a challenge?

I can win. Really? It's not a challenge. It's just me saying I'm going to win. Well, what do you want to debate about? Do you have anything that you'd like to debate to show off? Hello. Oh, you've vanished. Oh, that's how we made you serve. That's a quality.

That's what it is. It's a debate tactic. Yeah. You're back. Well, do you like to talk about a no-one? I'm on street, but there you are. You can't be off. You're that scared?

Is that it? Yeah. Okay. Nailed it. Mm-hmm. No, you're back. What do you want to debate about? I think a dripping of cheese hit the mute button or something. I said never at cheeseburger sure.

I know. Me neither. What is wrong with you guys? You have to go have your wings out to order a hamburger. Yeah. What do you mean? You have to say cheeseburger with no cheese. What the hell is that?

Well, yeah, no one wants a hamburger. Yes, they do. No cheese. I want a hamburger. No, cheese gets in the way of it. That's like a, like a child eats a hamburger with just ketchup. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I will eat pepper jack on a burger. Cheddar's off the table entirely. Why? Because cheddar's fucking disgusting. You're out of your element. Do you eat just hamburgers? Just hamburgers? Do you eat hamburgers?

Yeah. All the time. I love hamburgers. Just a dry meat. What? With two buns? Or do you even use buns? Yeah, I do.

Condiments. I like pickles. I like onions. I like onions. What ties it together? All that shit. Condiments. Oh, man. That's weird. Condiments, I like pickles, I like onions, I like... What ties it together? All that shit. Condiments. Oh man, that's weird. Condiments.

Okay. Also the meat. Well, and the meat, yeah, and you don't over cook the meat, and then you, it's not dry, better not be dry. I thought I had a tough childhood. Oh man. But files, you can... You know you can...

You can dig the files to, don't you have it on YouTube or something? Yeah, I have it on YouTube, but I can't send YouTube to you. Why not? Because I don't know the internet. I mean, you're sitting here talking for me to debate and now send you the internet. What do you want to debate on? What do you want to debate on? This is your show, Dick.

I thought that you were the one. This was your wheelhouse. Whose wheelhouse is this? You called. You called. What do you want to, what did you debate about in your last video? I did not. You called me. I think we're in a money python sketch. That's good. Yeah. Right. Okay. So you're going to be. I'm trying the things that I wanted to talk about. I'll find that you guys were talking about Maccafee. Yeah, or Macafee. Yeah, whatever is nice. I don't know dying before. Mm-hmm. He once buried himself in sand and covered his head with cardboard.

And I think that's something that should be remembered in his eulogy. Probably. But why? You mean, like, he just set a little dome of cardboard over his head or just a fuck around or no, he dug a hole to hide from the police and he buried himself in sand and put some cardboard on the top. Really? Like Saddam Hussein? Jesus. I wouldn't make the comparison offhand, but yes, much like Saddam Hussein, he killed

his neighbor. Didn't he shoot his neighbor? It was like in South America, wasn't it? Yeah, believe it was. I hope he did. Yeah, he did. He did. For his dogs were barking. I forget somebody's dogs were working. Oh, did we talk about bookie getting arrested speaking of dogs? No, thanks for hopping them. Whoa. Yeah, bookie got arrested for shooting at Frank Castle, if you can believe that.

Oh, he did. That's right. He did that. And he's playing it up. He's really leaning into the that he's a victim of bullying. The guy that he told, the guy that he called a pussy for not showing up at his house and dared him to and made chicken sounds for like 20 minutes on a phone

and sent him messages to show up and he'll leave in a body bag. Who is this guy? But yeah. The guy, that guy who shot at Frank Hasill of veteran got arrested. And he's still out now. He's not talking that long to get arrested. Me too.

He deserves the electric chair. I mean, shooting a gun in like a residential area, and school. A warning shot to an internet comedian that he invited to his house. Absolutely, absolutely no danger or bullying whatsoever, a fellow internet comedian that he invited over to his house to do comedy. Bookie decides to shoot up in the air. He's lucky that he's lucky that those people living there didn't just time to the back

of the truck and drive him around until he was dead. Is that what he, somebody shoots a gun around your neighborhood? What the fuck are you supposed to do? How did that person come back? I don't know. To the neighborhood, get the fuck out of here. I don't know. I found your book by the pound.

Yeah, I found your video, low tax by the pound, where your video. I found your video. Yeah, I found your video, low taxed by the pound. Where your destiny. Oh, this guy. All right, here, I'm going to play a little bit of it. Is that okay? Sure. Let's see here. There we go.

Decentralization All right, when do you start talking a while? I don't know that's just for you I'm rich, whoa, tax king, I'm ready to debate! The master's back disaster! Let's rate news on real pride. Let me ask you something. So you suck your mouth, dick with that mouth. Bore of the web! Yeah, that's a real good point. If you're asshole, don't get it. Now, Wigg is money well spent, me.

The things you think about are wrong! Keri, some stuff's the most! Wigg is money well spent for me. No shirt on that one. Take my shirt off. Well, fuck it. I need a Batman. What's new? Master Hedges. Hey, is the whole hour just this? That's a good news. I got to be down, Brick to me.

The only time out there, Cookie, will there be an album? And you, and I'll start the rich bull. Oh, there's a bait hour. OK, that was just to entice you. Yeah, that's just clips. And then it goes straight back to the clips for the next party. Those are for my best of shirts.

Okay, so here I was mopping my own business, you know. You two banned me briefly because I am a threat. And I'll be honest, I am a threat. I am a threat to their income model by proving the truth. Okay, no, which one is he? Who's this? Who are you in this one, low tax? Are you Destiny?

No, no, no, I take down Destiny in this one. Okay, who's the wig guy? Who's wearing the wig? Yeah, a lot of shade. The clothes right now, man. Who is wearing the wig in this country? Think about that. I can't even.

All right, so you're back doing this bullshit. I mean, there, and I am the first one that comes out. I am the first responder of the truth, and I want the true silence. I have love meats. I have raw meat. I have steak. That's well, that's not well done. That's raw. Raw steak.

Barely cooked. A year. A year of my insiders, my paintings. I'm eating. It's like a wrestler. You're at meat. I'm at a street in the Stratton's YouTube. Which is my politics is wrestler. Yeah. I want to stream in that Stratton's YouTube. Which is my politics is now.

Yeah. Why didn't you just eat raw steak? It's not going to kill you. I actually cooked it. And I was quite not. Okay, you ate half of the steak and you were full. I don't believe that. Yeah, and I was like, I'm going to save this for another day.

So you cooked it? No. Okay, so you it's raw steak. It's not raw. What did you have to say about destiny? It's raw steak. Because you know me and Destiny are best friends now. Oh, really? Yeah. What did you say? Well, I, here's a problem. To learn more about destiny, I had to watch Destiny's videos. Oh, yeah. And I don't know if you've done that, but I put more effort into being Destiny than Destiny does. Well everyone.

He just kind of massages his face. And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no just like, well, why is this guy popular? Yeah. I mean, I know you guys are buds. And he's a friend of yours, so you'll stick up for him. Pretty much. You had a nice little powwow or whatever the hell they call it these days. This best bud stuff. And me and it's kind of... They set around and put cheddar on each other's burgers. Yeah.

Who hurt you? What? What happened to you when you were a child? I don't know man, I just don't like it. I just can't get behind you. It's the texture. Oh, I don't care about that. It's just chatter.

How can you eat a hand, how can you eat just a regular hamburger? You guys are drunk. It's just easy. You know what I mean? You put it in your mouth. Bam. Well, I've used that.

That's how you eat most things. I like onion pickle. Put your mouth. Mustard ketchup. Okay, so what were you saying about destiny? Oh that I It's really difficult for me as an average lay person I

averagely lay just personally everywhere to understand the why people watch or listen to Destiny. And that's after doing extensive watching and listening to Destiny, maybe you can help me come with the answers for this, because I'm,

I really don't get it. I blame Trump. I don't know why anybody so amped up about the tiny minutia of politics. Like they're online screaming about whether or not there should be a stop sign. And it's like, why do you guys care? Everything is fucking dumb.

Everything's so heightened. Yeah. The news cycles, the news feeds. Anyway. Okay, what about Vouch? Oh, he's terrible too. But I luckily, I did not study him, but he has hair coming out of his head at every angle. I have noticed.

That's good. Like even hypothetical ones. I don't know what he looks like. He's got a strand of hair sticking out. Like a mad scientist. That sounds pretty dope. Like a gummy bear rolled in pubic hair. This is just like an autistic gummy bear rolled in pubic hair.

He said the same thing. I gotta see this. He does not look like, see these commentators on YouTube, they have these little like fan arts that don't look any, they don't look anything like them. And they should be ashamed for the person. Yeah, let me, let me see if I can find it. What's, but there's one, what's the feminist?

The telephone, their frequency, avatars, what? Okay, so here is, Sean, here is the one that they had drawn of themselves. This is a feminist show, right? Feminist frequency, you're familiar with feminists? Yeah. Like, as a concept.

And I'm familiar with, yeah, as a concept. Here is the female. So this is what the feminist show had drawn of themselves for the show, right? Beautiful. You notice anything interesting about these photos, about these drawings, they're all very attractive, like classically.

Sure, something that maybe too, a penal anime store. To the male gaze. Well, they're all somewhat. Yeah, you that maybe too to appeal to the anime store. To the male gaze. Well, they're all somewhat. Yeah, you would look at any one of them if you saw them on the street. Yeah. I would embarrass myself to talk to any one of these girls.

Sure. Hopefully both all three of them. And reveal. Here's the reveal. Oh, yeah. Let's get this pulled up. There we go. Yeah, I don't's get this pulled up. There we go. Yeah, I don't know.

What do you, yeah. Maybe the animator didn't understand what they were asking for. Like just draw us, represent us on a feminist show where looks aren't important obviously. Guys, it's the content of your character that's important, but they ran with it. Good God. Must be something... Yeah, you're looking for Vouch. Let's find Vouch.

Is it Vouch? Vouch? Vouch. Vouch. Vouch now? Vouch. Well, I can't find it. What picture? I can't find it much. What picture? Past participle tense of Tvush. Tvush. Yeah. Well, there he is. From the French to Boeh. Yeah.

You know what? He viciously out a little bit. He's a lot skinny here. Oh, here he is. He's getting a little fatter here. That's what he looks like. Yeah. Yeah, he is like a,

he doesn't have a lot of hair coming out, doesn't he? So what's bad about Vouch? Low tax? That exists to argue on the internet, and I just don't understand. I'm just saying these people are bad. I mean, keep in mind, I'm just saying that I don't understand it as again, the average person who lays,

the average lay person. I don't understand it either. And it just, we already went over that. Some people just wanna watch other dudes masturbate. That's the whole point. Oh yeah, chavru let's not do it for them. They also need politics. Well, they don't want to be accused of being gay. So this is called intellectual. Does that, does that track for you low tax? Well, here's what it comes down to. If you're going to argue on the internet, you can boil everything down to the basics. And then

you can get to the actual root of it. And you can't everything down to the basics and then you can get to the actual root of it and you can't argue with it. Like I was saying before, they're talking about Kyle Rittenhouse and if he had a right to walk around with a gun and protect the used car lot from looters or whatever the hell was going on at the moment, you remember that? I'm sure you talked about that. Yeah, there he is. Yeah, and then he was surprised when violence was used.

And so they're talking about your own rights. And if every single thing that they talk about is a hypothetical, well, what if a seven foot two man approached you? And he had a rock and you were crippled in the left foot from a World War One in the gangrene and Troopers' foot and Trent's foot and you were other foot. And you were trying to move backwards at a speed of one kilometer per hour

and the other man was a pro. And it's just these hypotheticals and they go nowhere. They never stop. They never understand why you're arguing about hypotheticals. There's enough bad stuff that's happening right now. We don't need to. You need to unroot the problem.

Here's the root of the problem. God. And people don't have empathy, so you shoot people when they're babies. And then they know that guns hurt, and they don't walk around shooting other people with guns. That's why we don't have people stabbing other people with needles right now, because babies get vaccinated and they say, ow, needles hurt. Bam. I think I saw that debate. Yeah. How are you going to argue with that? I'm going to debate that. Wouldn't even start. Well, I don't know. I'm afraid to debate you, quite frankly.

You should be because I don't make sense, but I'm loud. Yeah, that's part of the reason that wig is pretty frightening. I'm wearing it right now, by the way, it doesn't pick up over audio too. You sound like a new man. How much time would you you're down in the dumps? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm still down in the dumps now, but I have narcotics and they help a lot. Oh, yeah, recool.

Maybe you've heard of them before. The Solution Arctotics. All problems. Yeah, I've heard of them before. I read about it in a book. Yeah. All right, where can people go? I can see you're the way that's a joke.

Which part? I forgot, it's the narcotics. Where can people go to find your stuff? Well, YouTube briefly canceled me because I made a video reviewing somebody's 9-11 game, 15 years ago, and they just not found it. And they said, it's your review of the 9-11.

How typical. Criminal content? Part of a criminal organization now. Yeah. According to YouTube, yes, I reviewed the laypeople some terrible 9 11 game 15 years ago. God damn. That is really down my shithead. Should have seen it. I mean, everything ended 9 11 that fucking day people giving a shit about 9-11

I've ruined this country every single every single thing bad. I wish 9-11 get 9-11 I wish 9-11 would happen every year so people would just get over it. Yeah. Oh my god Oh, yeah, a big fucking That's a poor taste. Did you guys know that there's cops and firemen that let's have a big, but they shut down the two. Where you drive, they shut down the two freeway. Every fireman in the world had their dumb truck on the overpass

down the freeway and we're fucking Roman saluting the sky. Why? Because they're idiots. Because they're idiots, that's why. They woke up that morning and said, well, I'm a fireman I'm gonna go stand on the fucking freeway

Because of dead firemen. It's gonna be so important and cool and we're all gonna dress up in our dumb uniforms. You're a man, right? How many houses burned down that day? I hope all of theirs. Imagine that you're a grown man I hope all of theirs. Imagine that you're a grown man. A grown man. Sean, tomorrow we're having a big event to honor all of the audio engineers that died and were, so we want you, so we want you, we want you to put on this improper ground and that's uniform.

Yeah, that's all, you gotta wear this silly suit. We made a silly suit just for you to show that you're a fancy fireman No, what a fuck would you do? No, no, you're gonna go stand on the overpass and pretend to be serious to Dick buddy, it sounds like you don't support our troops. Ha ha ha I do I Just want to I want them to get out there and use their training and not play slapstick and ball games in the barracks.

That's all. That's not even one percent of it because if you look at the facts and the facts will prove that I am absolutely correct on this, George Soros was the neither of the towers when they exploded. Yeah, there you go. True. Not the left one, not the right one. towers when they exploded. Yeah, there you go. True. Not the left one, not the right one. Neither was John McAfee.

The left one, the right one. Neither. Yeah, the left tower and the right towers, what they used to call it. Really? Did they have names? Yeah, lefty and righty. Oh. The twin sluggers.

No, they did. One of the other. One of the other than the other. All right. There's like a good twin sluggers tower in the south tower. I think, right? I thought it was A and B. That's another one that's a little bit bigger than the other. All right. There's like a good, like a short tower in the south tower. I think, right? I thought it was A and B. That's what the Simpson's left and right.

A and B. It's left and right. Yeah. Left and right. We're doubling down and left and right. Yeah, it was left and right. All right, low tax. Get out of here.

Bye, bye. Bye. So yeah, go eat your hamburger. So what is he doing? Is he just debating? I think he's looking for a complete mental case. Yeah. And he's fun. Yeah, but there's no way he's like communicating with someone on the dark side of the moon. You send messages at him, but you have no idea what's coming back.

Only after deep consideration does it make any sense at all? What do you mean by the dark side of the moon? Well, the side where there's no radio transmission. Okay. The furthest side of the way. Do you think that would, do you think that's wrong of me? Well, I just wish that we had a 9-11 every year to just get over, like fucking get up. I mean, not the mind was out. I would like there to be another way of getting over it. Okay, so there we go. Let's perfection is the enemy of good, of good, John. I know.

So my plan might not be perfect, but if the FBI could get into some kind of, well, let's put it this, you would, you would become more used to it. Yeah, then we wouldn't have to have all these, this bullshit to pretend that we could stop another one. Carlin had a thing that if the only way that someone could die was that their heads would just spontaneously explode. Like people would get used to it. Like walking down the street,

you'd see it all the time. Instead of like a heart attack or instead of getting hit by a car, the only way it's like, yeah, you'd be used to it all the time. Instead of like a heart attack or instead of getting hit by a car, the only way it's like, yeah, you'd be used to it in a week. That's how that guy died. His head just exploded. Too bad, too.

He was a nice guy. He didn't, I said, let me see here. I gotta get Skype up for Taylor. 911 is not talked about a whole lot in the UAE. Oh, really? Why? Because all the chairs are the past.

We found a very fast one. Yeah, sure. Do they have an official reason for that? Who? The UAE or the American government? Because the answer's no. No one has a solution. No one has a solution.

No one has a solution. What a joke. That's when everything went, that's when everything went to hell. That's when everything got way less fun. Well, that's true. Way less fun and way more pain in the ass. Uh, post 9-11 world.

Uh, was that 20 years ago now? Is that what we're talking about? Yeah. Nailed it. Very relevant. All right, do I have, I have some comments to Chris, oh, uh, Chris the Kiwi wrote in. No.

Yeah, he said, I'm having a great time hitting the brothels or ranches as you call them, which I can't wait. Well, he's heard of like the, you know, the bunny ranch or the chicken ranch or something, I think. Oh, okay. What's the chicken ranch, Sean? Well, it's a place out in like, it's out by Vegas, right? It's like a famous brothel.

I'm asking you, I don't. I've never been there, but yeah, it's like a famous brothel as far as I know. I'd never been there either. I saw two Asians on two consecutive nights recently at an Asian brothel. Wow. One had an E bust and kept on fucking her, and I kept on fucking her nonstop, didn't even come. Oh, what a awesome time. Cool. Using many positions. And that was the result of Cialis and Tri-Syklik, and a Tri-Syklik antidepressant called

Clomi Pramine or Anna Frenil, which had the added benefit of delayed ejaculation. Delayed, like in your car headed home. So you come, could be any moment now. Any moment, yeah. Giving a presentation. ejaculation, delayed like in your car, head at home. So you could be any moment now. Any moment, yeah. Giving a presentation. Whoops.

Yeah. My bad. No, just a little D.E. It's the Tri-Mexlein, whatever. Yeah. Then I fucked that private hooker on the Gold Coast surfers paradise. I was talking about asking for a coffee and lasted a very long time thanks to those drugs. So he's doing drugs so he can knock on hookers for the entire length of time.

You got to get a deal. Got to get the best being for book. He's poor hookers. I'm sorry to think that they're right about prostitution being at least morally gray. Depends on who's, yeah, like a normal guy, you get in there and bang it out in seven minutes, and then you have to pay for the whole hour to what you got what you needed. But this guy's taking anti-psychotics, so he can fuck them performance and dancing drugs. Yeah, I'm not expecting. Yeah, he can fuck them performance and dancing drugs. Call him a day off. Yeah, and that respect. Yeah, yeah.

He's the key he's doping. And last at a very long time, thanks to those drugs above, and was able to come on that occasion at her private residence. What's a private hooker? I was going to ask the same thing. Yeah, it feels weird. They're not, they don't work at a brothel. As opposed to a fucking hooker that like lives in a park. Yeah. I mean, is that like

a public lay? Like a hooker on a bus. Yeah. Yeah. She has her own. She lives right next to the fountain. You have to 1099 or instead of W2. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's. Oh, very good. So if you can, so if you can suggest that secret to all the men on your show and by all means, read the above out. Well, thank you. The secret, the secret to doping is the secret to having less. You really want to get every second of your hooker experience. You show up.

That's why they doping the two in the front. So they don't just, so they don't, so know, the, you know, the, and then our real doping happens in the last place. Yeah. Right. Dick shrinking. Here we go. Hey, Dick, I just watched episode 264.

Oh, the guy who lost the inch. Yeah. Yeah. That, that email haunted me. Oh, we, right. We just, we just, we just obsessively measuring all the time. I dick. Yeah. I don't know. Well, you said haunted. Yeah. Just thinking about that guy, like coming to his realization, his, yeah, his phantom inch. You think that he's like like his stroke is probably

all off now that he's probably going to have to have shoulder joint or a theater cup. Finger reduction surgery. Next thing you know you're walking with a limp. Yeah. So remove a pinky. Yeah. So your penis can actually stick out. The condition is called buried penis.

Gross. The two. That's what this guy says. I would just say those two words. I don't know. The tube of cartilage that forms the penis shaft. You mean he could be right. Yeah. Oh no.

Barried penis, that's what it's called. Can permanent, the cartilage, the penis for you. The penis shaft, I don't think you do. Can permanently meld with fat on your public area. I don't, I think that's a time to be big. And not only damage the penis shaft, but permanently remove inches. If it goes untreated for long enough,

a big fat behemoths like boogie, you remember we were just talking about him, can go from having an average-sized dick to one that's barely there. It's relatively common. Because it collapses inwardly? The tube of your penis fuses with your fat. Oh, no.

Yeah, I don't like that idea. Wow. That's kind of, I wonder how many guys that's happening to in America. So it's like, it's like crabs in a bucket or so. It's just pulling it. Yeah, it's like, don't you get out there, you fucker.

Weird visual. It's relatively common, and the Japanese even have a kind of anxiety disorder centered around the shrinking penis. It's an equally, and an equally as weird method of treatment called coro. And the Japanese even have a kind of anxiety disorder centered around the shrinking penis. It's an equally, and an equally as weird method of treatment called coro. Imagine Japanese bondage, only its guys trying, trying to tie up their dicks so it doesn't disappear.

So you can defend against it. Do yourself a favor. Wouldn't you have like symptoms though? Would it, like being a big fat fuck? It's got to be good. I guess so. But but I mean yes, something like when it starts to fuse. Yeah, I mean like you have to have I like a change something feels different. I would think right no like a smell maybe Painting like a meeting a few Melting smell or something like a

Melding bird toast. Yeah, Like, do you smell solder? What's going on? Yeah. Well, it doesn't change anything. It's gone. It's gone. Don't worry about it. Quit measuring your dick every day.

Yeah, I really like that. Fuck you guys. Stop measuring your dick. Do yourself a favor and do not look up the surgery required to fix buried penis. Imagine someone taking a carrot peeler. Okay, well, I feel like we're... There you go, to your penis. One more taking a carrot peeler. Okay, well, I feel like we're there you go to your penis. One more reason to never get fat. I don't teach that in school Sean. Was that guy?

Yeah, was that guy from last week fat? He said he gained weight. He put on 30 pounds. Yeah, that's not what he's doing. What's 30 pounds? Hello. Well, he got who knows what he was before, but I mean, he didn't say he was in like killer shape.

You know, I already did it. Any of my problems here like killer shape. You know what I mean? I did it. Any of my problems here today. Oh, that's for the best. That's good. Probably have to get him off. We're probably me. It's fine. We can skip.

I'm going to have to get them out on the other show now. People who support a ban on pornography tend to hold more sexist views about women. How about that? Generally consuming pornography or supporting legal pornography was either non-predictive of sexism or predicted lower self-esteem. So that's, they got to compare it. The anti-porn people are you going nuts?

The building up steam too. Is that for real? Yeah, it's for real. Certainly an anti-porn movement, right? I thought it was a bit too, but then you got master card shutting down. Master card. Yeah, what's that? One of them.

There's a war on porn. Because it objectifies women. The concept of... Never heard that argument. Yeah. The concept of people having value is very difficult. It's a poor, swallow. Oh, we're different.

All right, different vibe on that one. What do you mean? Well, it's something. You exist. Yeah. The military pays for you. Yeah. Oh, we need you right now, Taylor.

We need you right now. The death punk song. Hello. Hello. Hi, Taylor. Hi. Oh my God. You're a side for storage.

I'm a geeky. Dylan, oh, yeah, I like this one. It's quite tight, quite small. Yes, it is. How are you? Please, I'm a disaster today. Please give us some good news. Do some AMSR on us. Well, I actually was drinking today with my friends and the sun. So I'm a little

bit tipsy. I don't know about you, but the time just slips by when the weather's nice. You go out and suddenly, like, the time has gone. So yeah, I'm a little bit out of it, but I'm happy to be here. So I like a little bit out of it. How hard'm happy to be here. I like a little bit out of it. How hard are your friends? Are they as hot as you? Please say yes. Yeah, I would say like eight to tens, a lot of my friends, and they're smart as well. It's a good group.

Good group. I don't like that. Is our lower the number 4? Yeah, it's harder to impress. Smart girls know they're not impressed by stuff like that Chenaya Twain song. Oh, jokes. Like I know how to entertain dumb girls pretty good,

but Smart girls, I don't have a lot to offer. They see right through everything. Do you have any other good news? Yes, I do. I do. I passed my driving test like two weeks ago. So, hey. Yeah.

Well, I feel like it's maybe not as big a deal in the States because you get your license at like 16, I passed my driving test like two weeks ago. So, hey! I feel like it's maybe not as big a deal in the States because you get your license at like 16, but I felt like I was getting old and not having my license because it's taken me like two years. But I did it so that's all that matters. And once you have it, that's it for life. So.

Is it really? That's it for life? Yeah, you pass at once and then you don't have to renew it until you're like super old and you have to prove that you can still see through your eyes. So what are you gonna do? You should drive to LA. To celebrate. I don't think I can drive all the way to LA, but definitely to the beach, maybe some staycation, you know, that type of thing. Some staycations, okay.

And you got some presence recently. Do you want to talk about those? I never know how much Supposed to say of what's going on in your life Do you mean gifts like engagement rings? Yeah Bunny costumes. Yeah, I've received costumes wait a minute. What about the bunny costume? Like me and girls like the one that they like Regina George wears Halloween I Regina George, where is Halloween? I have the morning yet to be paired. I mean, where I was like two days ago. Yeah, like costumes like that. I think I have a Marvel one as well.

Oh my God, what's her name? It's kind of what you have to and what she play. Oh my God, I can't remember. Match point, black widow. Black widow, there we go. I think I have the costume for that as well. So costumes are fun, they're good. I need to use them more.

Do you wear whatever guys send you? Yes, I mean, some of it is actually really nice. You get really lucky and then some of it's just a bit of fun. But you probably wouldn't wear it on the street. Do you know that kind of way? Uh, I mean, I don't know. I just wear bunny costumes. Of course bunny costumes a lot.

So where can people see you in the bunny costume? Do you send it to only the guys that send you the costume or do you make it publicly available in your only fans? So usually how it works is like, you know, if it's something that's been requested from someone, well obviously I'll send it to them first. That's like priority. But then obviously if I make like a bunch of content,

using it, then I'll make it available to everyone on my own fans, like maybe like a week or two later. So. Okay. And what about this engagement ring? Is it like a engagement ring? Is it one like my dad bought my mom, like $200? Probably a piece of glass. It was expensive. It was, it's very nice. I actually don't have it on now, which I feel bad, but I'm scared to scratch it or anything, like the fear is real. But no, it's not. It's a diamond. Yeah.

I don't think you can do that. No, but like that's a ring, you anything, like the fear is real. But no, it's not. It's a diamond. Do we? I don't think you can do that. That's a ring, you know, like the way if the band, like say if I went to the gym and like I picked up a weight, I'd scratch it. Do you know what kind of way? I just, I'd be afraid to do that. But, you know, it's gorgeous.

It's, yeah, it's diamond, it's silver, and it's like it fits really nicely. Yeah, I could go and get it, but I mean, to be honest, I think I took a few photos on my Twitter and only fans if you do want to see. But yeah, it was, that was a big gift, to be honest, that was a big one. He's fucking guy, man. Right. Oh my god.

Fucking kidding me. Are you not an engagement ring if you're not engaged to the ring? It's just a ring. Did he propose to you at the same time or was it just a diamond ring that you said? Good, but I'd say just a diamond ring in the sense that like this guy has a lot of money. So for him, that was like pocket money, like he earns a lot of money. So some of these people, they just yeah, like they're like, oh, like six to 10 grand, like that's nothing for them. Where it's for me, that's like a lot of money. So I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking about transitioning. Yeah.

Any bigger tips. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, how big was the, how big was the ring that he sent? What was the, what was even the build up to that? Did you ask him for it? Like, where did he get the idea that he should just... My fingers are cold.

She's too classy to ask him for a ring. No, no, it's definitely usually that's just where... You know, like different people have, I suppose, like, different things that they deem as like an appropriate gift. So they'll say, like, oh, I'd love to buy you. Whatever, I'm very progressive on this. I like to just say buy you a car. Like, I'd love that.

If anyone's listening, you want to buy me a car. That would be fantastic. I just got my license. Can you? But no, I mean, what kind of car do you want? What kind of car do you want? I think the most important thing is that I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car.

I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be a car. I'm not going to be bigger car. I think that'd be fun. But yeah, for the moment, it wouldn't be practical. Like the park is like the cities are tiny. Oh, yeah, love them.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah. So you want something little like, what is AMG, MAKUS, like a mini-tiny, MAKUPER, what's the expensive version of that? There are some nice like larger minis. So like, they're still small, but like a mini-estates, like they're quite nice, I think. Yeah. A few more people. How much was that diamond ring? How much was that diamond ring worth, do

you know? Six and a half grand. Wow. Amazing. We've never, Sean, you've never got any, stuff like that. What's the most expensive gift you've ever been given, Sean? Yeah. What's the most expensive gift you've ever been given Sean? Yeah. Oh, well six and a half grand. It was the watch I gave you Probably yeah, have you taken that to get it sized? Yeah, or a guitar. That was a very nice gift and I don't think I've brought it up enough No, you haven't I have it now that everything is I'm gonna go get it sized in oh good. Oh, okay I Yes, that is that or an acoustic guitar. My dad bought me once. This is Steven.

He's from Abu Dhabi. He's very wealthy. Oil. Very, very wealthy. Oil guy. Very wealthy. He won 30. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Yeah, he's a chic actually. Shake. But I get where you're going for. How does a regular guy compete with all these extravagant gifts? Well, Dick, they don't. Oh, do they don't? Regular guys, well, you lie and you say you're an artist.

Or an entrepreneur. That's the move. Is that how we're, Xaylor? An entrepreneur, code for loser. I don't know. I like the brow behind you, though. What's that? Wait, why me?

I said, yeah, there's one no behind Sean. Oh, yeah. Oh, the brow behind you though. What's that? Wait, why me? Yeah, there's one no behind Sean. Oh, yeah. Oh, the bra. That one. I think lovely woman at our show in Chicago. That's right. Through her bra. That was her bra. That was her bra. Through her bra at us.

She has some big old pants. That's Texas bra. Not a shakhan. And then I think she, I think she either shit her pants later in the show. I think she shit her pants. She's a three-hopper shit in her pants. Wow. I think fact you guys have a woman. They should get away from us sometimes to the same time closer to us. Yeah, like squid. Okay, we have, I have some dating profiles that I want to go over with you, Taylor. Let me, let me kid them up. I guess I got to send them to you too. Go ahead, Stephen.

Go ahead Stephen. I'm in Dublin. I'm in Ireland. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. Were you noticing an accent? I noticed a bit of an accent. No, it's, it's very light though.

Yeah. Yeah, it's so light that there was a argument, there was a debate on Patreon over whether or not you're faking your access. She's not faking it. Really? It's just light. I just, I'm a parrot. So if I listen too long enough,

I'm going to start copying you. That's just how it works. You're a parrot. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Oh my God. Give me your ring. Give me your ring. I me a ring, huh?

Give me a ring. Sixth class started. The most expensive gift I've ever been given was from another man. Now that you pointed out, a woman is never getting me an expensive gift. What was the most expensive gift? Now, I can't think of it now, but I don't think. Was it the room that I thought you were giving me? Yeah, it was the room you bought me a second.

That was probably it. Although you have not told me how much it was, I'm assuming it was a lot. I always worth it. Okay, let me forward this to you, Taylor. Forward. I'm gonna do them one at a time. I did have a girl take me to a really nice hotel for a couple of days though.

That was a gift. A gift for who? For me. Oh, well. Did she have fun? Yeah, I think so. Sounds like sort of... I don't know, I was too worried about what I was just... What's the most expensive gift you've ever bought?

Anyone's. I've ever bought? Yeah. Uh... Man, I don't know. I bought some jewelry. It was a little bit too much. Maybe like a grain.

Like, junior high. Yeah. Yes, actually. Jokes on me. Yes. Yes, actually. Hahaha. Jokes on me. Yes. Yeah, the answer is yes. I was wondering what about you?

It's going through his Mr. T-phase. Was it for me? I wasn't studying on it. Oh, that's a nice. Oh, what's the most expensive gift I've bought? Yeah, you've ever bought for somebody. God. I don't know.

I have to think about that. I think about that. All right. It was definitely jewelry. Really? I think so. I think so. I find that hard to imagine.

Yeah. No, because I was really like, here, honey. Here's a, look. No, because I knew what she liked and. What did she like? Well, I mean, I knew which, what brand. You knew that she liked jewelry? Yeah, well, yeah, and I knew which what you know that you like jewelry. Yeah, well, yeah, and like what brand, you like what her's the brand tastes were. I can't remember.

Okay, this is from this is from did you get top hat turtles is Taylor? Two seconds. Where did you send it just to make sure? I emailed it to you, but I might have messed it up. I've been messing up a lot of things today. LA is open. I don't know if you know that no more pandemic here. Yeah. John McCaffey. So lucky in final sacrificial move in COVID as the ultimate antivirus.

Maybe we can have a reverse 9-11. The ultimate antivirus. It's pretty fucking funny. I didn't even connect it. It's a bit. No, no, no. It's doing it. Sorry. It's me now. Here's he says, here's what I've got for my dating profile, the show Sports Brought Taylor. I think there's a, I think I'm in a much better position than I was 70 pounds ago, but I still have some

things, a still have some lingering fat guy self-doubt. I just like, I just like to see the weight you carry internally is heavier than the weight you carry externally. Yeah, stop fucking measuring themselves. Is this a thing that came up before? What the fuck? Who cares? Stop. Just stop doing it. We invented measuring yourself with a scale to shame women. Yeah, that's why it exists. That's why it exists. To make money like a, yeah. Okay, I just like to see if a hot gel. Sorry, go ahead, Taylor. Yeah, but the photos don't, are they like the before and after?

Is this all like current? The photos? I think they're all current. I the guys here. Okay. If we could get him, I'm going to get him on in a second. Oops, probably shouldn't be putting that up. Is it man tillions? It's not man tillions. if we could get him on in a second. Oops, probably shouldn't be putting that up.

Is it man tillions? It's not man tillions, not men tillions. Is cantillians here though? Probably. I mean, I definitely think that he looks fine. Like, physically I would not have said like, He looks fine or he looks fine. But you know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't, you know, like,

I wouldn't have focused on his weight as the main thing and his profile. I'm more like, wondering, I don't know, like the photos are kind of quirky, they're a little bit like, all kind of like, do you understand? Is that cool shooting a, shooting a bow and arrow?

Oh, he's got to do something good. Tell us that. Is that something you like to see? Like, he's, I don't know what he's showing exactly. Like, he was in the woods, he could hunt with a bow and arrow. That's how he's showing his definition. He's marvelous. Yeah, so he's oblique.

Well, it's like a man love hobbies. We got, I drew it with a hobby. Kill shit. I love hobbies. Love it. Yeah. Although, the archery. Kill shit. Love hobbies. Love it. Yeah. Although the archery stuff kind of reminds me of like school tour. And I don't know about you guys a bit in our primary school east,

you go like on the, I suppose, the trip at the end of the year. And that was like always one of the activities. And so to me, I associated like less of like a warrior type of thing and more like kind of childhood. Oh, a little boy thing. Oh boy. Oh, well, man., is that bad for you? You're not a any kind of a lolly person or that's right word.

Shota? No, but I guess like maybe if I saw what they were shooting at or like, you know, I might think it was like a little bit cooler, but in my head, like, just the normal kind of like shooting at the targets isn't that interesting. Of course. Yeah, but maybe that's being unfair. Because I do agree with you, the muscles on show, always a good, it's always a good sign.

Also full face in a selfie, that's a good sign. Do you know how many people just cut out half their face because they're like, I know, like, do you know anyone that just doesn't show their face at all? That would be me. Yeah, some percent, but I just mean like, you know, undating profiles when you're flicking through them, you're trying to just say, like, okay, like what do they actually look like, or which one is them?

Um, I had a, um, how fat are they really? That's the game. I have a situation when the cat was mother. Hopefully. She was the one in the middle of all the photos, but the profile was of the girl at the edge of the photo, but it looked like it was my friend's profile because she was in the center of all the photos, like people do this all the time. So it's like they're using their friends to bait people.

Like, oh, look at my hotter friend and hopefully you like me eventually. You know, the sick thing is that works. Yeah. Like you can do it. Yeah. Caffishing, f**king works. This should be you should serve prison time for cat fishing. I'm not you. I see you. I see you.

I'm what you're getting into anybody. Anyone caught cat fishing even suspected of it should go directly to prison. You got to get all the weed people out. We'd people out. Caff fishing. What about this picture of the guy with the, with his little fawn with your orphan? That's cute. That, that, that actually is cute. He just shot the mom with the bone arrow. I'm getting ordered. He's willing to creating this narrative.

We didn't do. Now he's got to take a home to get YouTube views. Uh, five nine. Is that a deal breaker for you? Uh, no, not a deal breaker deal breaker, but like it is shorts. It's a deal breaker. It's a above average, Taylor. It's not a deal breaker, but it's a deal breaker. There's people in my family, like males, my family, who are very tall. I've grown up

with people who are six four. So my expectations are probably about you. You know, I'm telling you, how tall is your dad? I'm tiny, I'm five three, but the male's my family are tall. I just didn't get the jack fub. My dad's tall enough, I would say just six foot though. I'd say he's on the shorter, not like shorter ends. Shorter of her family. That's my height exactly. Because that's over my, you know what I'm tall, I am? It's tall as your dad is. That's kind of perfect.

I have to say like it's my fucking height. Really, why is it perfect? Why do you think? Because it's about, it's still taller than me and like my tallest heels. That's probably why. Wow, tall or your tallest heels. You know, like at least six inches.

I'm not sure if you're math, what do you mean? Okay, let me do another one. That was top-add turtles, by the way. Oh, is he in here? I told him to be in here. I don't think so. He's carrying my ins and he. You know, twilies, you know, like, yeah,

the werewolves and twilies. Jesus. It kind of looks like them. That's a good thing, right? I don't know if that Twilight. It looks like them. That's a good thing, right? I don't know if that's not your generation, but. It's a good thing. Excuse me. What do you mean by, what do you mean by you people? What do you mean by generation?

I don't know what generation are you? I don't know what age you are. Technically, I'm Gen Z. So what's your favorite age here? I'm going to send you this one. Average, like 17 probably was pretty good. 21. Do you like older guys? Sometimes. Yeah. Like they have six and a half grand. They can give me a new not engagement ring. I guarantee you that's the car buying you. It'll be delivered to your house

later. What do you tell a guy that gets you a $6,000 engagement ring? Thank you. That's why you said it. Thank you. Yeah, that's a tough question. I don't know. What did you say? He's got to be hitting you all the time, right?

What did you tell that guy? It was a really kind of thing. I want to ring back. Like, how does it in your brain? How does that work? I obviously said thank you and send loads of follow-up videos and messages and we're still in close contact. So I'm assuming things are still going well if they're still speaking to me.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I got a $6,000 ring. I kept talking to him. I assume things are going well because he keeps talking to me. Her husband really kicks a shit out of her, but they're still talking. But they're so expensive.

Fine. It's got a... All right. Um, I don't know about it. What would you say, Sean? What would we talk about? $1,000 ring. To what I'm going to get you a $6,000 ring this afternoon. Okay. Thank you. Okay. I sent you another one Taylor from Chad Dragon now defunct profile deleted apps started the month and decided to take a break I've lost texting the ring guy

I didn't I'm sorry if I didn't tell you thank you I was a terrible. Just sometimes take a little while to arrive in my inbox because, like, I suppose, the distance would have been. Yes, light travels much more slowly than anything else. Yeah, on your side of the way. Taylor, can you give me a new watch from any of these guys? Is that possible?

That's a good idea. They might have one lying around that they don't want anymore. They don't have to spend any money, but like a sweet ass space watch. Yeah, I watched my watch. It's still at the watch fixers and I feel naked walking around. It's horrible. I almost put fishing weights. I almost make it as Sean feels. I mean, if he had a watch, I used to press the waves have a watch. No, so it's just the watch.

Wait, he sent like a gallery. What did he send? What's that? Send his bumble account. Okay, he sent his bumble account. Bumble. All right, he looks like some kind of a gingerman here. Do you think? It looks like an extra in the departed.

It looks like an extra in the departed. Early childhood. It's an educator. Early childhood educator. Ooh, watch out for this guy. That's got red flags all over it. What do you mean when he says was studying PT and Mandarin? Like did he give up? Like was?

That's exactly what it means. Let's go out. Okay, here's his profile. Let's go out Saturday night. Church Sunday morning. To be honest, I'm giving this. He's guessing that I'm Christian. I get it.

Are you Catholic? Are you like Irish Catholic? Yes, yes, I am. Yeah. But yeah, I feel like in Ireland though, it's not really, like because kind of you assume people are almost. Yeah. It hasn't been a trouble over that. You don't, as in like you don't are almost. So then it's not true.

It hasn't been a trouble over that. You don't, as in you don't have to perform it. Does that make sense? I don't need to go around kind of singing to Jesus or anything. Oh, I see. You've got a church with that, bro. You're saying, is that one? No.

No, God no. You have a church, bro. We all have church works. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Oh, definitely. Yeah, up to here, like a cage or something. Cool. Where are that next time, DM. Okay. Let's go to let's go out Saturday night, church, Sunday morning.

The hell do you think that's broadcasting? Stupid. Want someone to walk the dogs with in the morning and hit the weights bike with at night. This is like an energy drink commercial. weights bike with at night. This is like an energy drink commercial. Everybody exercises. Do you want to be afraid to go out with pet hair on you? Don't be afraid to go out with that hair on you. I enjoy reading, oh, don't say it. Don't say it unless you really mean it.

I enjoy reading weights, cooking, guitar, walking, maybe going on walks. It's an underrated hobby. Walking. Yeah. It is actually. Do you like reading, Taylor? I hate reading. I don't hate reading, but I don't do it much.

Since university, I don't think I've really read a book properly, which sounds really bad, but I don't know. What did you go to university for? I read people's messages. Like, actually, a lot of time reading messages, so that's reading. Of guys who are buying you $6,000 engagement rings, I still don't know.

Yeah. What did you go to university for? I went to university to study like marketing. That's what I was working in. Yeah. What a dangerous, dangerous degree. That's difficult. That's difficult. Work in childcare was studying PT and what's PT? Physical therapy. And physical training. And Mandarin.

Oh, physical training. I thought PT was, yeah, I guess personal training could be also. Were we all studying Mandarin at some point? Yeah, we used to make fun of, you know, is this guy in chat? What do you think of this guy, Taylor? He's not my type, but I could see him. No, why not? Why not? Why not? Well, like one thing probably, like, I don't, I don't know. Is it his dumb name? Is that what you don't like about him? Joshua? What's his name? Joshua. is dumb name, is that what you don't like about him? Joshua.

What's his name? Joshua. No, I feel like maybe he's just, I don't know the right word. Like he looks like Mumford and Sons or something. Like I just, I don't know. I'm just already. Beard? The beard?

Is the beard? Yeah. No, I don't like, I don't mind beards. Maybe it's become like. You don't mind beards? No one does, everyone doesn't mind everything. Will you even like it or don't like it? Yeah, no, I do like I prefer stumbled in like a full on beard actually.

Let's go. There we go. Thank you for calling me out. And I do prefer. Yeah, it is. It is. Yesterday. That's not stubble Sean Taylor.

Can you see? Do you what you call this stubble that Sean has on right now? I show things. I'm a little bit of a shadow. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. And I got stub little bit. A little bit of shadow. A little bit. And I got stubble too.

That's beard. It's five. It's in between. So you don't like Mumford and Sons here. All right. Let's see. I just wouldn't date them. Like he'll...

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I'm a real nerd about the Bible and capitalize the book. Do you like guys who are... Where do you say that? Keep scrolling down or into the Bible. I don't know. I wouldn't advertise that. I think that's something that's, you know, you talk about in your like, person time if you're going to get married or something, you want to like decide,

like, oh, like, you know what, religion are you, but otherwise, I just don't really talk about it. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm stuck, bro. Yeah. Yeah. That's the vibe. That's what's happening over here. What is that? Like, no, that's the very, the bodybuilding Christian. So number two, Christian traveling, like bodybuilding power lifter show guys. Oh, yeah. They like, tear phone books apart. Yeah.

Talk about the Christ. They fucking performed at my middle school. My middle school, dude. Why? Jesus is my son. I was paying these fuckers. These like massive bodybuilding dudes, he just ripped phone books in the name of Jesus Christ

or Lord of Savior. Yeah. And why were they so big? Why were they so strong? Um, oh the power of Christ. There's so many things that we had to rip in the middle. That's right, right along with you.

They didn't do it. It's Christ. I have a YouTube feed full of the Bible and bodybuilding channels. Oh, buddy. Just stop. Don't just keep those for yourself, but I don't think I'm a nerd level yet, aspiring one.

Sometimes I feel like dating profiles are made for guys. Bodybuilding videos are way. So he has the Jesus to keep down the homosexuality. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha team for like young Christian women. Is that the way? Pretty sure there's a Christian dating app though in the States, like a specific one. For you know, to find people who are definitely. Oh, yeah. Okay. How about I do wait, just before we move on.

When people talk so much about like way lifting and bodybuilding, I genuinely think it can be off putting. Like as someone who loves the gym myself, Sometimes when they use that as like, they're like, main, main talking points, it's like a dead end. I'm like, okay, I don't really care how much you bench, like cool, but like, I mean, just don't say that. Don't start going to bench right away.

Maybe squats or something. I don't care. I don't, how much do you think this guy works out? He's all into bodybuilding is his main hobby, but I don't think these arms are that swole, Sean. Well, he doesn't look like a bodybuilder. He looks like he's active at the gym, but he doesn't look like a bigger here, all right?

But he doesn't look like a guy who's like, so like, yeah, I don't think he, I think he'll eat desserts. You know what I mean? I don't think he, I think he'll eat desserts. You know what I mean? I don't think he's that fucking crazy. The question is, is all this Christ stuff trying to cover up a drinking problem? Good question.

He's got a tattoo. Do you like guys with tattoos? There's two mumpred and sons for you. We already got the tattoo, right? All right, let's see. Let me see. I might have one more. She's so bring up God that much. If he's real,

you're hanging out with no about him. I'll never bring it up. Taylor, are you on your, are you texting that ring guy right now? I'm so sorry, I'll let you down. I should be. No, I'm doing that typical girl. You should be on the show.

You check where, like if your friends got home safe and stuff and you just like thank them for like a good day. I don't know. I do that all the time with my friends. Do I do that with girls? Yes. Now with guys. I check to make sure you got home last night.

Oh, you did? Yeah. I was like, are you here? We went there. I did have a weird message for you this morning. Yeah. What time is it? It's like 9.30 at night there, isn't it message for you this morning. Yeah. Uh, okay. It's like it's like 9 30 at night there. Isn't it? Something like that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so bright here. It doesn't get dark until like after 1 a.m. or something in the summer. It's very cool.

Uh, I just sent you another one. Yeah. I'm refreshing like crazy. It will show up soon. Did your friend make it home? I'm refreshing like crazy. It will show up soon. Did your friend make it home? Yes, actually, yes. That's good. Okay, this is awkward hospital texts. He's dead. This is the Virgin Contest winner,

Wilts Chamberlain, green in the discord, assuming you were for real with the tweet about sending dating profiles for review. Here's mine, you never know, I do know, but it might be fun. Simpleest way to put the bio and pictures attached to the email, yeah. Translated from Swedish,

because I'm one of those. Oh, but he's tall. I guess, I guess. I assume it's what he's saying, yeah. I don't like wine, so we can subtly swap glasses when you're done with yours. So you're gonna keep different wine.

Do you want your DNA? Is this like an experiment? It's like a maybe in Swedish, it's a poem. Oh, is he saying like when you finish your wine, you can have mine like in that color. Yeah, that's kind of, that's like, right, either. Rueaning the wine, yeah, supposed to of it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well that's kind of, that's the sound right, either. Reueaning the wine. Yeah.

Supposed to share it with someone. It's not just getting as much as possible. For the guys. This guy's open there dating profiles up with Taylor. It's very difficult. Yeah, I mean, you can either go down the kind of like funny roofs and like, you know, have some sort of I know joke or something. Or if you're not funny. Just very straight up and and like, you know, have some sort of joke or something.

Or if you're not funny, just very straight up and be like, I'm a millionaire. You're whatever. No, no, no. I'll buy you a house. Oh, that's bad, eventually. No, that's not bad, but I just feel like people might think you're full of shit or you're like, do you know, like like there's so many guys like I

don't like I don't want to put you on the bubble but who message and there they have they're all talk they're like oh like I'll send you loads and loads of money love of love but they don't have money like it's just it's just to get you talking to them you know I'll send you loads and loads of money that's their opener a cup line and then you're like yeah do, do it. And they're like, oh, I think they're gonna go this anymore. They're gonna say, oh, I'd love to be your sugar daddy and like fund your life, blah, blah, blah. And then you're like, oh, like how, you know, show me proof.

And then they can't because they're trying to scam me basically. But yeah, so I think saying you're a millionaire just wouldn't look believable for some reason. Like we're just with, we think you're like lying. You're just saying Like the women of the world, you know, you're saying like what do women look like? I'm a look for on a dating profile. Definitely not like I'm a millionaire I'm a great at spotting lies I don't know maybe Maybe suggest your ideal days.

I think sometimes those ones are nice. I don't know people who say, I'd love to cook for you and watch a movie or whatever. It doesn't need to be fancy, but just kind of like- Go to the Millionaires Club. Millionaires Club here, my other millionaire friend. Where at my top hat? I don't like wine, so you can subtly swap glasses when you're done with yours.

It sounds very odd. It's very rude. Yeah. So while I'm sober, you get drunk as hell. Yeah. And it sounds like a roofie. The fore opener is a roofie. Everybody wins.

Exclamation point. What? And why is your sobriety, your number one every one wins. Your drunk on my wine and I get to just be not have wine. Not have wine. It's not a win.

It's not a win. I like music, games, music games and forests. Of course it's a bit random. I'm not sure. That's kind of creepy. It's for burying bodies, right? Obviously. Music games and forests.

Deep dark forests. Music games. I also can tie, I can also can tie 247 knots. You'll only see one of them. Studying to be a train driver over the next year. What about that? Is that a conductor? I used to be a car racer. There's a term for this, right? A train driver. I think so. I give him a break. Maybe it's all like a weird Swedish hikou or something.

I know more, I know my lizard is more handsome than I am. I'm not as cock. I think so. Can I? No, there's a photo of a lizard. I'm pretty sure at the bottom. No, that's a dick pic. Yeah, that's a definitely. He's painted his dick. He is painted his dick like a lizard to trick you into looking at it. It's working. And it works. How many dick pics do you get on only fans, Taylor?

Oh, a lot. Yeah, a lot. But I mean, it's like kind of part of the job. Like, I do dick ratings. So people send them to me and I. You do dick ratings? Oh, yeah. Yeah, or?

I thought she said readings. You do dick ratings? I said readings. Like a gypsy, right? Grating? I see loneliness in your future. No, this is a great idea. That's a great idea.

Wait, what kind of dick ratings have you given? So, like, some of them, you know, they're positive. Some of them constructive, like maybe they could shave or will strive. Some of them, you know, they could be like, oh, like, not my type. Someone might like it. And some of them do just like, not like, never down. Do you ever, do they be like, oh, like not my type, someone might like and someone who just like, not. Oh, it's down. You've never, they're dick and thumbs down.

Do you ever give a medical diagnosis? I mean, if you see something, maybe you've seen something before. Yeah. All right, green. Green is in the, green is in the chat here. Do you want to, is that the crisis? Oh, they're about here. All right.

Do you guys want to, you guys tell Taylor what you would take her out on as your date? Let me get you on here. And you can, you can tell her yourself. Back to number one. Yeah. Bachelored number one. Exactly. And then we'll give cantillinies in the show maybe. I'll do top. I'll give you guys a second to think about it. Have you given any like, amazing? What was the best dick you ever saw?

Well, some of them are nice. Like, you know, good size, good girth, well groomed. You know, what's a good size? How do you know? You know. How do you know, tell me. No. Cause I have like a special dick pick ruler

that I accidentally leave behind my dick, but it's actually a novelty size ruler. It's three inches shorter than a regular. I use mannequin hands. I'm gonna take that one. I like a baby doll. Yeah, you little baby doll. Oh yeah, here's a jerk off.

You can make a mannequin hat. Oh, no, no. Exactly like that. What's a good size dick? What'd you say? 200, 300? The size of your hand? Sentilators?

The size of my hand or the size of your hand? No, like my hands, like the length of my hands. That'd be like a good size. I feel like that might be not representative. Like a fit, it has to fit like, between your kids. Yeah, good, good. That's good stuff.

Oh. It's running out. It's not too bad. Oh. It has to fit between without getting lost in your tits, you're saying. Yeah, like between there and then like, you know, right. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I got that covered. I guess that's a good enough. Do you get guys wanting you to make fun of their dick? Yes, definitely.

And you're happy to oblige them, right? If the three of us send anonymous dick picks to you, will you rate us? Could you guess our dicks out of a lineup? Could you guess our dicks out of a lineup? Definitely. Definitely. Definitely.

Why, really? Why, why, definitely? I feel like just in terms of skin tone, hair color. I feel like a good guess. Okay. Unless he was brown and he ginger down there, I don't know, my ginger. Are you ginger?

No, don't. No, no. You got a ginger dick shot. No ginger dick. You think you can die? What if we disguise, what if we send you black and white dick pics? Then you can't do skin, you can't cheat with skin tones. You still think you could... You'd still see a darker skin tone on a darker person in black and white dick pics, then you can't do skin, you can't cheat with skin tones.

You still think you could, you'd still see a darker skin tone on a darker person in black and white. What do you mean darker person? You would. And it's still like the scale. Who's the darker person in this and our, all right. Okay. So now we're going to hold on.

We are time Mexican thing. I didn't know. All right. Well, okay. I guess there's no, I guess there's no way I could send Taylor a picture of my dick then Sean. Thanks for messing that up. Okay. Let's see. Is top hat turtles? Are you in here? Did you fucking bail top hat turtles? Oh, you dick. Green. You're in here. Green. Do you have a, do you have a, you're, he,

he didn't, your date, your date for Taylor. Are you in here? Green. I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, how you doing, buddy? Taylor, can you hear him? Yeah, I can. Which one's green? Number one, two or three.

Which one were you? Green. We do three. I was the third one. The last one. Oh, yeah. Oh, the guy that painted his penis like a chameleon. Chameleon.

Yeah, sure. You don't like wine. So you're going to, you you're gonna double dose your date Yeah, you guys are so negative about this. I don't like this is how easy it is I don't like wine you can have mine you can have my wine I don't like wine like nobody asked You're starting your dating bro vow with I don't like wine like nobody asked Every fucking girl starts her bio with I love wine and dogs and

Got a point to try to set it up There it is. I've been waiting for this day. I'm just trying to turn them off. You just say, I don't like wine and they stop reading your bio. They're like, oh, fuck that one. Yeah, well, that's what I get for trying to be clever. It's very easy to lie about things you like. Do not be clever on dating profiles. You'd be clever.

Like, have you been dating a girl for two or three years Then you could start getting cute Not clever yet clever comes around year five. Yeah, then you could start getting clever and then you get divorced Two clever Man Steve here is getting a divorce right now ready. Yes, yeah, interested right now. Really? Yeah. Interested? Maybe. All right, very cool. Okay, green. What's your idea of a first date with Taylor? I want this version contest like two years ago. I'm stupid about these things. So what I was thinking is there's this science center here in Gothenburg.

They have this artificial rainforest. It's beautiful. They have birds and monkeys jumping around. I love that place. What do you mean? I'll take you there. I'll go on that. I'll go on that. Yeah, you can come with.

It'll be great. What do you think? Yeah, I've never been to a rainforest. So for novelty, definitely interesting and cool. I'm not sure, like, are the monkeys cute? Are they scary? Do I need to be prepared? I'm gonna pull my hair, try and not like this.

It's fine. There's a tiny fuzzy monkeys with long arms. And cute faces. Not like what are they called? Great apes, none of those. Silverbacks, is it like time? I don't know. Silverbacks. Is it like, time to go? All the kids sitting their heads smashed in with plates.

You said isn't Gottenberg? Yeah, I got them. South of Sweden. What do you think, Taylor? I don't know if I'd fly all the way to Sweden for it. I don't know. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I have to say, I think we assumed you were in Sweden. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I don't know, maybe like a good star. I'm not sure if it's enough to convince me. I go there with my nieces or my cousins or something. I'm not sure. It's romantic. What if he could bring the zoo to you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha found out. I'm kind of a reptile guy. I do have a snake I can bring. You bring the snake. What do you think about that, Taylor, if a guy would bring his snake over? Yeah, that's kind of cool. That's good. You never know. All right, Green, could I get a real snake or is it like a

let a poser snake, like a ball python or something? Is that even a shod? What's a poser snake? You know, like everybody gets a ball python, so they can say they say they have a pie. Sweet in the dough. What's that? It's a hog nose. Oh, yeah. Oh, those are kind of trippy. Here we go. Here comes fucking animal. Where's the last hour? The animal quarter. Yeah. Let's do that. Okay. All right. Goodbye, green. Thank you. Thank you for sending your good bye. Top had turtles. Where you at? And you know, snakes flip over stick their tongue out and shit themselves to play dead. Yes, so do I.

Is it a little hog nose? Yeah. Yeah, take their cues from you. Yeah. Top had turtles. You there. Yeah, there. Okay. What would be your, what would be your first date to really wow Taylor over

at first date? You're really wild Taylor. Yeah. Wow, Taylor over at first stage really wild Taylor. Yeah, but Honestly, coffee that's kind of my go-to Well, hey, I'm not a very special person, but it's just kind of an honor thing What type of coffee is that? Just black nothing special not even You can't even place the coffee on my car at least Is there like you know, would she have to Uber herself there to meet you?

I mean does she already trust me enough to tell me where she lives That's a good question phrased well Praise good question. Frased well. Yeah, I'm pretty good question. Coffee, like, yeah, coffee, I love going for coffee, but like I do it every day, so it has to be pretty nice. Coffee shop for, I know, like if there's somewhere that you knew that did something I've never tried before, that might be fun. Oh, yeah, I don't know what it's like. So I have to make this coffee that makes all of your clothes fall off.

All off of me. It's amazing. You got to try it. And then your love. Uh, okay. Well, is that your date then? Top Hat Turtles coffee? One cup or a little. Yeah, that doesn't do it. Then that kind of should not work. I heard a out of ammo. There's no backup plan. In all of your life, how old are you? Twenty-something, all of your life you never encountered one other thing. They're just black coffee.

That's kind of cool actually. I mean, you should try latte. I agree with latte. I'm a latte. What if I took you to a latte art class? Oh, that would be fun. That's a lot. That's a lot.

In the phone. I actually did work as a brista in college. So I can find a note. So I'm going to know some of you already. But it would be fun to be a teacher. But then you would get to show off how better you are than me and it would be playful banter. So win-win.

Amazing. That is a good idea. I know. Because yeah, it's coffee. That is a good idea. I know. Because yeah, it's coffee, but it's a bit different. Yeah, I appreciate that. All right. Top hat turtle. Which one is Top Hat? He was the one who hit the bone arrow. Oh, yeah. Hey, what were you shooting with your bone arrow? I was shooting at a target. Fun fact, most of those pictures were taken by my dad.

Cool. Oh, bestie. Nobody wants you to succeed more than your father. Oh, I've, it's your mother. There's a pretty much everyone. Where'd you, your mother wants you to succeed? Dad is not. Dad wants you to get right up to where he was and then fail miserably asymptotically approach him to death. Yeah, they continue. He can find any of my instructing you. Oh, I get fucking God. I don't know if it's a pandemic or just age, but I cannot go. I when I go up to my parents house now, it's just endless, like, instructions of what

I need to be doing. And I'm upset. I'm 40. Yeah. I think it be doing. Mm. And I'm upset. I'm 40. Yeah, I think it's, oh, nay house. I think it's their age you're talking about. My dad's telling me stuff like, like how to open mail. Thank you. What you got to do is,

I know, I know. I know. We're not that, we're not that different than you and I now. There's gonna be a time when there's less, when we have more years between us than there are different. I understand. That's enough.

Have another kid if you wanna start this over. All right. Okay, thank you, Top Ed Turtle. Are we as cantilians around? Thank you. I don't think he is. All right, well, was that your date, Steve? What do you think, Taylor?

Who had the best state? Probably my man, well, was that your date Steve? What do you think Taylor? Who had the best who had the best date? Um Probably my man Steve here. Yeah, what the last yeah, probably she have to invent a latte art class. I know I don't Those are things are they really? Absolutely. I want to get into more of this class or something. Those are for the class. Yeah South of class that'd be fun. I definitely show a person like that. Have you ever taken a dance class with a man? With a man. No, actually, no. I haven't.

I'll put that on. No, only with like college, I don't, I used to dance in college like competitively like universities like used to compete with with my college girls. So a dance class is too much for a first date. It's a bit much. It's a bit much for a first date. I do agree with you. Yeah.

A little bit of a lot of pressure. What if they smell, you know? I don't think they can just up close. Yeah. Okay, so what do you want? Now, you want a car? Is that your new goal? The only fans?

Car? Yeah, well, probably because, yeah, like like that's my latest achievement, you know, get in my life. And so a car would be cool. You know, she's going to get one. Just holiday. I just want to travel. Oh, you just want to travel now. Okay. I know, but I'll go to the side. I don't know when, but yeah, maybe next year, go traveling. Uh, well, I'm on overload, I can't think anymore. Thank you for fixing my hangover. Absolutely. Thank you guys for having me. Do you want to plug your stuff?

Absolutely. If anyone wants to find me, the best places are Sports4th for Taylor on Twitter and at Sports4th for a take on OnlyFans. So yeah, those are like my top platforms at the moment. And they can send you their dick. Do you rate it for free or? Well, my only fans isn't free. So, of course.

No, of course. Like, you're not to subscribe first, but yeah, then like, you know, chatting is free and then customs cost you extra. Thank you. How much is it to? How much is it to subscribe? 500 bucks a month, they're of 600?

No, it's $25 a month. What a deal! Well, see what I did there Sean. Okay, can we get a discount friends of the show? You know maybe we could sort something out. I don't really do discounts though because I guess really complicated to keep Tracob I kind of like to keep my Logistical just email like specific I kind of like the key to logistical. They'll just email me like specific. Uh, do you have a car? I definitely like give you a free month.

I'm just saying. Free month. That seems totally fair. Yeah, very rich. So that doesn't, yeah, that's tracks. Oil money. Yeah. Does anything make like dick is getting like this is like free video content right here.

I mean, they're all like, well, I mean, not free. They obviously subscribe to Dick. They are all. They're all dank one. Thank you so much for the down the ring. Taylor. Absolutely. I you are just gorgeous.

Thank you for calling in. Bye. Please buy all. She'll buy two of those bras. In case you lose that one. I lose that one Goodbye, good-bye Taylor Well there you go. What do you think Sean? It was a good good segment. What a nice girl. Yeah

She is what a nice girl. How did you even? Find out about her as a human me? Okay, God how to God find out what and tell her? What are you asking? What's your question? How do you know her? Like Instagram, she called you into the Dhamma Duh. I have a, I have a team of Indian men that message all hot girls online all the time,

protecting to be me. That actually sounds affordable and smart. You should try it. I'm gonna borrow my team. Bob's Vagine. Bob's Vagine team. I call him Dicks Vagine. And I give them a list of stuff to say,

all right, there you go, Tating Profession. I still have anything else. I got advice here. I wanna do advice. Yes. Sean doesn't want. Engagement ring. Six grand.

Not an engagement. I think it was 65 or regular. 65 or 500 bucks. Not an engagement ring. Just a regular ring. Six grand. Not an engagement. I think it was 65 or regular. 65, 500 bucks. Not an engagement ring. Just a regular ring. Six grand. I don't know. It's worse. How would the mind adapt to that sort of thing? The same. Basically, everything, structure,

reward system, base calculator. And she was like, I'm going to wear it. I would have worn it, but I didn't want to scratch it. That was her excuse. Is that true? Was that a real? Oh, maybe she sold it. Hey, Dick and Suzanne.

Oh, this is how do I accept compliments? Hey, Dick and Suzanne says Suzanne. Philip from Colorado here. Oh, it's the, you know, you know. I have recently started a new job and have had multiple supervisors say that I'm doing an excellent job and that I'm one of the best inventory techs they've ever had.

Wow. What is that inventory tech? Do you know what that is? Is that your job? I'm maybe keeping on top of what they actually have. By the way, congratulations. What the congratulations are saying on finishing my master's degree.

Is it done? It's done. You saw it. I'm not even freaking chill. You built his master's project here. It's like an interactive art piece. Really? Don't really, Sean.

Don't let him set you up like that. Yeah. How would you describe it? Trash. Trash. I think that's generous. It looks like an abortion. It looks like an abortion. They looks like it's like an abortion.

It looks like an abortion. They got a lot of hospitals. It was cut off fire. What's it supposed to be? What is this? No, we don't have time for all that. It's supposed to be something that an education paid for. Yeah.

And what it is, is just a mess. Naturally, naturally, I feel like they are lying. I just somewhat freeze. And posture syndrome. And don't know how to respond. Usually you just a thanks and saying that I don't feel like I'm doing anything special just my job. So you can't take a compliment.

I wrote him. What's the proper way to accept a compliment? What do you think is the proper way to exist? Oh, thanks. I appreciate it. Simple as that. That's one way to do it. Just accept it because a compliment or something, that's like somebody handing you like a gift or something and you just go out of the opposite. It's the problem is not what he says. Of course he says things. He's not like a monster. It's how he feels about it. He's like, you want to feel weird when people,

well, no, I know. So it's like, the person you accepting the compliment is doing them a favor. Like it's a horrible burden. Yeah, it's because they're so full of envy and self-loathing that they have to get that other system by saying, why are you saying? Some of this isn't so good at this.

And you're telling them they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. That's why you should accept a compliment. I think the move, the way you accept a compliment is your pants and roll over. High-roading them. Oh yeah. With shit like, oh, well, actually,

this is nothing for me. Yeah. I'm almost telling my son a job. Yeah. And you say that I'll out a lot of our dynamic is a whole thing. Yeah. A fucking train monkey could do this.

You did a, you did such a great job. I wasn't even trying. You should see me when I care. Yeah. If I cared, you wouldn't even feel comfortable being in the same room. Evaluating. You should see me off of performance and,

in-hansing drugs. Mm-hmm. So either one of those, I think, is good. Go fuck yourself, Dick. Sean, I have your nudes. If I don't, it was my name. I knew somebody did. Don't use the name. No, here it is.

If I say, hey, don't use my name and then he types his name 80 times. That's how these emails fucking work. I had a bad two weeks. Oh no, I just turned 33. Okay, so I saw the, I saw the bow burn him. My man made me watch the bow burn him thing. Have you seen the boburnum? New thing.

Video or whatever it is. I didn't make him watch it. I get it. I get why people hate it. No, I haven't seen it. I thought it was, I liked it. It's good. He did it.

I didn't do that. It's a good idea. But it's a 30 year old, it's a 30 year old limiting life. Man. Yeah. Talking about topics that he, that I do not wanna hear a 30 year old's opinion on. Like his a suicide bid.

What the hell do you, maybe it started happening to you now, but I promise you do not have anything groundbreaking to deliver about this. It's, yeah. It's like everybody's, I mean, I'm not trying to defend the guy, but I think he's sort of self-aware.

He gets that it's stupid. I don't know. That's not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough. It's a 30 year old man talking 10 years past where he was. Yeah, that's true. Hey, Jake and Sean, I've had a bad two weeks.

I just turned, he's like, he spends a whole, there's a whole segment on his, his thing where he turns 30 in real time and is talking about how stressful he is for him to get this special out. And like this is marked by the age of 30, which is just like not masturbatory nonsense. 30. Do you remember making a big deal about being 30? No. Is it man? No. No. Hey, Dick and John, I had a bad two weeks. I just turned 33. I lost my job. My wife of 10 years

is divorcing me. Cool. Good job. Congratulations, by the way. Congratulations. On the divorce. And I've been diagnosed with type two diabetes. The latter two happening on literally the exact same day. Something happened to me. All of those things occurring by coincidence at the exact same time did something to my brain. It didn't make me mis-entropic or hateful. It didn't make me depressed or angry or bitter

or hopeless or all of those things that would make sense to feel, but instead it made me laugh. Yeah. I had laughing fits that came and went for days when I thought about it all. And it made me feel like a moron. It made me feel weak of mind. It's been a few days, and I'm feeling more stable.

We can mind because you're the only reasonable response. Because you're laughing? I mean, it's a sports broad Taylor said. Just another said that you're cute, Stephen. Oh, well, I'll be in Dublin wall response. Because you're laughing? I mean, it's a sports broad Taylor said, another said that you're cute, Steven. Oh, well, what do you think about that? I'll be in Dublin next week. I mean, you do have to go back over that way.

Right? No problem. What would that take? You're gonna have to put up some dough to take around it. I don't have to pay for another person right now. She can be another person. I had laughing fits that came in your friend is cute. Wow. That's the nicest thing anyone said to me this year.

Really, and I'm a live inside of that moment. I'm going to screenshot that and we can laminate that. You screenshot it while I'm looking at the camera. It feels good. She can say you're cute. No, Sean. She didn ha. It feels good. She can say you're cute. Mm-hmm. No. She can say anything about me. Um, she's a lot about you.

That's the whole call. It's about you. I had laughing fits that came and went for days when I thought about it. Did the laughing fits last days or did they just come? Periodically, over days. I probably laughing for days straight. And it made me feel like a, oh yeah, we could mind. It's been a few days now, and I'm feeling more stable.

But the memory of myself laughing like an idiot has changed my perception of myself. There are many, here's the thing about memory in your brain. Every memory changes your brain, that's how it works. It's a chemical response that happens inside your head that changes literally your brain chemistry. Remembering something is the same thing as doing something. Congratulations, no one cares.

Well, you don't know what his question is yet. I didn't think that was gonna be the end of that sentence. There are many times in my life. I remember being cool under pressure in very intense situations. Even dangerous life-threatening ones. Wow, what do you suppose you got? What do you think kind of situations that one? He's probably fighting a macho man, Randy Savage.

He put a little chokehold and he's imagining it. Are like almost falling off a ladder. Whoa, so it bruised my ego. Oh man. Metrics, it bruised my ego. Oh man. Metrics, we're back to it. That in this case, I turned into a drooling, incoherent fool, laughing as a pathetic attempt to cope.

Wow. So you got it. So you got it. So you got it. Yeah. This is gotta go. This part of the email, that's gotta go. I feel like all the pillars that propped up my confidence

broke all at once. My five year plan is dead. And I don't know how to even start planning something else. I'm treading water. And right now, I can't see anything more in the near future. I don't know what to do next.

Cleeshay, corporate speak aside. Please advise. Love the show. Fuck yourself and Maddox's lost and stuff. What do you think about it? It's laughing for days. Go to the bar. Go to the bar every single night.

And do cocaine on the weekends. Do that for about a month. You'll be fine. Only a month. I mean, leave your life or your life. Turn 33. Divorced. Very young. What's the other one? Lost my job and it got totally controllable. I've been married since he was 23. Yeah. Type 2 diabetes. So your fat is a house. Yeah. Clearly, clearly, it just overwhelmed him. Laughter was what came. Laughter was what came out. Could have been anything. Same. It's the same fucking thing. Yeah. Laughter is no different than. Yeah. I had those guys. It replaced laughter with whatever you think would be better. And that's what happened because it's the same fucking thing.

I'm sorry I ended up with a dog mental weakness. That's not even a thing. Yeah. I'm sorry. Is your jelly brain somehow not able to deal with nightmares? Congratulations. Yeah. Wake up every morning, drink a black cup of coffee, go to the gym, immediately start drinking. After the gym. Yeah. You're on the way in. I mean, you can do both tomorrow. And then Friday night, start doing cooking. Do that for a month.

You'll be fine. You'll feel amazing. You'll feel good. You'll never want to laugh again. I don't remember. I'll remember after we'll be stolen from you. By the one true God. Yeah, why not?

Start over. You got to do over. That wife was a bitch. Yeah. She's mean. Congratulary. Who are we talking about? I don't remember. She was mean. Who was the mean? Biket. Don't read my name. Hey, Dick, I don't want to teach my wife to drive. I have a brand new Jeep and constantly see this girl walk into walls and doors. And you're a special awareness.

There is a difference between, it's weird, man. Spatial awareness. I've seen way too much anecdotal evidence. I have seen a study on this. I have, but I, there is a study. It's about Legos. Oh, dude. Yeah.

They gave me a boy's and girls Legos. And boys tried to build old things. And the girls shoved him in their pussy and died. Because, is that dumb? Is that too much? I don't know. Electric bike. What's more humiliating?

Electric bike, electric scooter, pedal bike. Here we are. It's right back into the metrics. What do you mean? What is more humiliating? Do what scooter pedal bike. Here we are. Right back into the metrics. What do you mean what is more humiliating? Do what other the fuck you want? Why do you give a shit? Wait, wait, wait, so he wants to. He wants to gain 800 pounds.

I'm gonna write a lecture scooter around the fucking city. And if anyone says anything about it, I'm gonna fuck their wives. That's how it works. Was he saying that he doesn't want his wife to drive his Jeep, right? So is he gonna get her something besides a car? Did I stand in the sky?

What's the guy marrying a mean woman without a driver's license? Taylor's all this time. Taylor's all this time. Thank you all, your friend is cute. And she put a slash on it, too. Steve, you see that? I don't know. What does it mean?

What does it mean? What does it mean? It's a double index week. I don't know. What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean?

What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean?

What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? I already pay for all of her shit. Weird. So this kind of shits, this is kind of shits and giggles at this point. Small C cup, five foot four, basically an arranged relationship. They do know that the,

with family, the height, C cup thing, it actually is not interesting after they married them, right? No, I always demand to know how big this is. Even after the marriage. If you're talking about it, we know that I want to know how bigger your tits are because it affects every part of the story.

And they won't always be married, too. You know, yeah. I know what? You bring up a very interesting point, Sean. Also, Vito can fuck himself with the metric system. Oh. So it sounds like, well, whatever you get her, it sounds like you're gonna be driving that.

Yeah. Is that wrong? I thought Jeep's gonna get the Jeep's for women anyway. Jeep's are motorcycles for women, right? I thought that was... That's not, no. Why is all there advertising so feminine, then? I don't know, because...

I haven't noticed. Jeep's for women. Jeep's for women. If the advertising's feminine, it's for men. If the advertising's masculine, it's for women. That makes sense. That's the bit. Okay.

So, I swear to you, I thought only women were allowed to drive jeeps. Have you ever seen a man driving a jeep? Yeah. I've always seen men driving jeeps. I've never seen a woman drive a jeep. I don't know, maybe it's just me. All right, everybody.

That's a show. Let's do this. Let's play us out with some patty seat cups. This is holy, holy diver. Oh, boy. Do voice. You know, I can't believe this guy beat up a 13. Kill. patient there comes last static show. you next Tuesday. Oh my god. What's... What is Horscock?

What is he panning it? Which one's Horscock? A guy. Horscock, you're here. See the Christian? Oh my god. Yeah! This is Crosley Red, by the way. Oh my god

This is crossly red by the way The other guy saying oh, no, that's his this is this is patty see his hair What's he panning the vocal around? It's disturbing to listen to. Is he doing anything? He thinks this is going up to produce. Yeah. Worst cock! I'm mute yourself!

Oh my god. God damn it! This guy. The ocean's runnin' through the sea! Oh my god. God bless you. You're not for the dark. He's gone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Lies are now a randile of... ...and now, holy dive for you. The one star of the mix, Koei!

Only if the moon is gone. Horseback! ...and now, holy dive for you. Unmute yourself! What are you doing how about the subway tuna scandal you see about that no no what's wrong with subway tuna it's not tuna I'm never eating it you never eat it did you know that seafood fraud is one of the biggest problems with the restaurant industry?

Do you do that? Red snapper? I must have said it's serious. I must have said it's serious. Hmm. Why people don't know that. What is it? It's usually something else.

I mean, it's fish, but it's like, you know, cod is almost never cod. It's like Pollock or Hattaker. So, you know, like they do that all the time. Oh, you're the midnight sea. Yeah, super caught. Yeah, super caught. It's a real thing.

They had a new fish show up at the fish store. And I forget what it was called. Yeah, the supermarket. Yeah, a new fish show up. You know, they always have like salmon, whatever filet is caught. They didn't name something. I had a new fish showed up. You know they always have like salmon whatever Filet is cod I've never seen this name before the fish I assumed it was just crappy that they were trying to serve it as a

cod this whole time. We're gonna start seeing a lot of that weird shit Because the primary method of industrial fishing is trawling and they pull up whatever they can put up Yeah, now that all the stuff that people want like tuna and salmon is gone a method of industrial fishing is trawling and they pull up whatever they can put up. And now that all the stuff that people want, like tuna and salmon is gone, they're just taking whatever the fucking dredges are. And like, oh, here you go. Here's an exotic, you know,

who his parrot is presented to you. Like it's something other than trash, but it's not trash fish. Well, Subway got busted for not having tuna in their tuna. Well, what's in there? They don't know. They don't know. But it's so processed, they can't tell.

So they ran all the headlines. It's like, there's not tuna. It should be, it should be albacore tuna. You know, but that's obviously pretty. It's so processed. You can't pull any kind of DNA out of it. Well, that's what you make tuna fish sandwich. That's what white tuna is.

What I make. I make tuna fish sandwich. I mean, yeah, you know. But you, Taylor says you're cute and all of a sudden, yeah. Doesn't, now I'm down. They don't surprise me. They're cheating on it though. But they don't know.

That's what annoyed me about it. Because they get through and they're like, well, what is it? They say, well, actually, it's so cautious that we can't figure it out. The noise is so- So why did you say it wasn't, you don't know then. You don't know that it wasn't tuna. It's just a bunch of journalists and other blue check overeducated. But you know that.

Shitting on food that poor people eat. Oh, do you say boy. It's feces actually. It's not even tuna. Those stupid poor people don't know any better. It's people. They're eating, it's not even tuna. Those stupid poor people don't know any better. It's people. They're eating, it's people. Yeah.

Fucking bullshit. Horsecock, I don't know man, you're muted. I guess. What's it? Is he the Christian? I want to talk to that guy. Hmm. The Bible Body Builder.

Yeah. The Bible Body Builder. I remember those, the power, what was it called? Power something? I don't know. Fucking wild. Jesus is my spotter I think they might have said that they probably did say that. I bet you could find a video pop that up All right, I'll find in this what else we got to see shows over this is playing video of power lifting Christians

How does he deal with so many? Hey dick?, I have a rage that's difficult for you. I guess maybe Sean can really fucking leeches, man. These types of people that I've never spoke to, you know, like since fucking high school or college or something that I really, I don't know, I mean, it's all of a sudden they try to come up to me and be like, oh, hey, you working tech, can you give me some tips on how to get a job and detect? Can you get me hired? Sorry, oh, hey, you working tech, can you give me some tips on how to get a job

and detect? Can you get me hired? Sure, sure. I fucking hate this shit. At first, I didn't fucking mind it. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, I struggled a little bit in order to get my first job out of college. Like, sure, you know?

Struggle, who struggles? You know, I had a little bit of rough time. Why don't I help people? But it transforms into, like, you know, here's some general advice, like how to get a job to where they're actually like getting pissed at me because, oh man, I followed your advice. I took some tutorials and everything, but I'm not getting to the level job

or this big paint job. It's like, no, no shit, you're not. You like, you have to fucking work and shit shit i'm not responsible for you getting fucking hired you just asked me for some tips on how to get hired there's motherfuckers you do this is happening more and fucking more now i got this happening more and more who think i'm like a millionaire or something like this and understand crypto he's like trying to tell me like his like will scheme idea of how to do NFC Would I put money into it? Fuck you just go fuck yourself. I don't want anything to do with your shit Stop fucking talk to each off like fucking life because I got my shit together

You're fucking You don't pretend So I'm trying to reach out my life. Don't pretend that my life is the same. My God, don't give me ideas. Why are you fucking calling me? Ask me about how you're doing and how we could maybe be friends. Fuck you. Don't try to accept your stupid ideas

into my life. To my mind. Fuck you. Go eat some subway dipshit. Yeah, the subway. Maybe they're just trying to be your fucking friend, bro. No, what are you talking about? You know, that's not true. Yeah, that's fair. That's on me And The thing about all these people who are saying, oh, no, no, you can't do that.

Can't do that because my kids are going to feed action. It's not because they themselves are fucking looking out for the best interest of their children. They realize that they had kids, and now they have to pretend to be a responsible member of society. So they say two chicks kissing five years ago before they had their little shit They saw the head shit. They're like, oh man, that's the hottest thing ever. Or if it's a fucking woman, they're like, man I wish I could get it on that because every woman think is best for your kids. It's because you you Fuck you So you have to be responsible for you

You want to put that responsibility on to every other person in the fucking world Like does ten apples like dick half kids have kids it's the biggest joy in the anybody's life It's because you want to rope you into this fucking cult where you have children and you have to not be fun anymore. That's what gets you a part of the fucking Christian caliphate. I got for the kids in there anyway. So I'm going to go thinking ridiculous with my girlfriend, that both the kids and the kids want to get married and have for you. Matt Ryan had burned last year.

Last summer, he's got two five year olds. Uh, tonight, Mayor. Uh, what was he saying about, oh yeah, they don't, they want you to take responsibility for, oh, I don't care. For what their kids see or, you know, society, parents, your kid, you don't want to have to have any. You can't just have conversations or actually parent at all, I guess. I think that's what I was kind of tuned out.

It's the idea that we all live in the same world. Like somehow it matters. Like what you do tomorrow, somehow it involves, you know, Amber's kids or whatever. No one fucking stops. It's just women, they don't wanna see two women kissing and they, it's kind of a josh. Yeah, I got a kiss woman now.

Fuck, I want to but I'm too sad. It's a scam. Jesus says no You know what makes me a rage is that First off John McAfee is gone And second off even though he tweeted multiple times That he wasn't ever going to kill himself. Oh, he did. People are going to still believe that. That's a change of mind. He killed himself. When it's obviously another episode. Oh, okay. Wait, the other way for us. I just missed

him so much. I know, but that doesn't mean he'd say stupid things and he deserved better than that. But that doesn't mean he'd say stupid things. And he deserved better than that. He deserved better than what? Going on on his own terms and a spying description after being identified as an international James Bond type, like what the fuck? He deserved better than that. He deserved better than that.

You know what I'm gonna get? I'm gonna get dying in my sleep at 65 with a kid that hates me. Congratulations. Oh. John McCaffey. At least, he'saffey. At least, we're cheating out.

At least when the system killed George Floyd, we had riots. No, I mean, system kills John McCaffey. We got a bunch of fucking overly clever pundits saying that he didn't, oh, he didn't kill himself. Actually, it's a big fucking conspiracy. Should we have riots all the time?

In the honor of Mr. there should be round the clock, 9-11s and riots. There should be a 9-11 every day. Every day. And then between the 9-11s, there should be a riot. There should be riots. About sea level like tycoons. Yes.

Yeah, I mean, thank you. You gotta thank me, you knew I was gonna say yeah, you know what making a rage Silence for those fallen in the battle against COVID-19 Silence but things they're doing First was the term the term first responders It's the first thing that that came out of 911. I had never heard it before 911 after 911. Oh, first responders. Well, first responders.

Well, they're the emergency people. We know they're that you know, whether it's you know, kid who got pulled out of a pool who turned blue. Never before. Like those were first responders. Those are not really. No, that 911 popular eyes. I never heard that. I never heard that. I don't think I ever heard that or was conscious of it before, before, uh, 9-11.

You guys are, look, just like a couple of years old with me, so I wouldn't know, but you grew up with first responders. Yeah. More or less. Yeah. There was a time before first responders and that was not some time. Thirty-three. Oh, fuck, I'm forty-three.

I'm way older than you. Way older, ten years. Thirty-three? Yeah. You the same age as that guy that was getting that's why it's amazing. He's seeing it through the wrong lens. I'm saying liberate yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Sports wrestling. Oh, thank you. What the fuck is that one minute or sports sports broad people who died double. That's right. The people who survived. What the fuck are you going to do

with that one minute of five? And what does that do? It's not bringing nothing. I just go to a sports game, dude. What's the point of doing anything? Are you entertained for you? Like, it's entertainment. It's a fucking guy laying in the oven.

It's not about the thing. It's not about doing something. You think they're doing it in the other one? Basketball. A mini-disciple. Everyone put down your head. Think about Juneteenth for a moment. That cheer when there's a three-point shot. Like it's all the same thing.

You're all participating in bullshit. Just face the darkness of being murdered by a virus. What the fuck is wrong? No fucking personify the virus. How are the problem, buddy? A silent for those fucked over by corruption, for those who expected the world to cut the meat put in the United States and then they got fucking hijacked by those motherfuckin cars for bribing those mad holes in FIFA.

Well, the president, the vice president, is fucking wife. It's only the most corrupt sports organization on the planet, Sacka. Feefa, Feefa. Followed closely by the Olympic Committee. We're a minute of silence for holding the NCAA. The minute of silence is not for you. I don't know, exploiting countries with slavery. It's slavery. There's a tragedy. It's my tragedy, not as bad. And the silence for that, what the fuck are we doing?

I'm paying one minute extra of cable for you. Oh, there we go. Got to the core to it. The deal wasn't good enough. But you still pissed a farmative of coverage. So, it's not annoying right in your face all the time. It wasn't a performative of acceleration. Yes. You will ever find any of these. So, the commentator will cover it himself, the sound of an annoying right in your face all the time. It was a performative celebration.

Yes, performative celebration is much worse than performative celebrations. And you get catapulted in Minecraft, overall wall in an actual active volcano. Where's he going? He lost me at a Olympics. Fuck, alright. Fuck them in the one minute of sailing.

How about, here's a minute to find a little bit. You want a minute of cheering? Is that what you want? A minute of cheering. No, cheering all the COVID deaths. Congratulations. You died. High fives.

Or in memory of the COVID people. In memory of COVID, we're going to high five for one minute straight. For all the first responders. For all the people who did it not the people who didn't uh... pretty good good points a lot of good points just got a little weird at the end

mind great jason on the road and i had a thought uh... where uh... traditionally uh... gender confused people based out saying saying, oh, hey, I was born as a male. Yes, but I now identify as trends easy as a female easy to do.

It's never happened in like the opposite direction. Like can I go down to like my local rainbow clothing? Yeah, I was born trends, but now I identify as a straight man. Yes. Would I get the same support? Absolutely. You know, if you put them on the opposite direction. No. Man, apparently.

Oh, let me know. They only wanted the one way. They wanted the one way? I think they wanted the one way, which is attention and eyes on us. That's the way. Like, oh, you were born. Hands, now you're switching to mail. Oh, that must be very hard for you. Let's put it in

the newspaper. Yeah, no one cares about that. Yeah. This is an advertising initiative. I don't know if you were not hip to that with all the branding we have and the flags and stuff. Somehow that missed you that this is an advertising campaign. Oh, did you want a minute of silence? Yeah, but if you're born trans and then you go back to what you really feel You're like, yeah, what are you ever born trans? What a relief Here I am a man trapped in a trans lesbians body. Yeah, is that what you're saying and all I want is thicker bones In skin. I don't know. That's why I work out so much. Yeah. Right. Just in case. Cause I'm stuck in this lesbian's body. Here we go. Let's see.

You can go hold a sign in front of the tourter France. You are calling that woman a lesbian? Oh, please. First of all, it's fine. Yeah. People could be whatever orientation they want. Second of all, pretty rude of you to judge her. You think that woman is a lesbian? For sure. Yeah, absolutely. There's no way she can last me. Yeah.

You think she feels, I only saw her on like grainy, she feels bad. Yeah, do you think she feels bad? No. She got her picture on the news. She got her picture on the news. Yeah. It looked like a skinny little dude

from the little video that I saw. And then you like, yeah, Oh, she wanted it to be. Yeah, but it was come on. You knew from the behavior that it was a woman right away. I don't care if she had a big mustache. I don't know about all that, but imagine getting away with that. They're looking for her. I think they're looking for her. Looking for her. She's on the right with a sad sign. What the fucking bicycle riders are running right into it, entitled to the road like usual. In a certain sense, everyone around her

should be like, hey, stop. They're all guilty. You're fucking it up. You're gonna really ruin the race. A lot of us care about this. Bring your sign a bit in. In. Someone should have said something.

But now it should be like a thing. I'm just so glad it happened. Oh yeah. That's great. How many how many cyclist careers were ruined? I hope all of them. Because you you're clipped into those fucking. Oh yeah. No, it's done. So if you fucking crash, you could tear a, I don't know, hamstring tear, you could easily pull a hammy. Good fucking tear your taint, those seats. That's not funny, Sean. Yeah. To your team, right?

It's a little funny. No, funny. Taint's good. Hey, Nick, hey, Sean. Hey. I wanted to call in about the federal holiday rage about June 10th that you guys had last episode. Yeah.

That's not how federal holidays work. We have July 4th coming up pretty soon, and that's not a Sunday, but we get the following Monday off. That's how it works. Yeah, that's true for your employees. You want to talk about a problem with your day? That's true. How about how Camelah Harris has your experience celebrated by inviting over a bunch of white compatriots and have them served by black people just like, you know, just like the old days, just like the old days. All right. You have a whole way of going. Yeah, sure, they do the observe.

See, I've never worked a job that really took holidays. What does? What, like seriously at all? Like, I mean, it's, you know, I've worked on the federal holidays and then all the other ones that people, oh yeah, we're getting, you don't get that off. It's like, no, fucking people who work for a living don't fucking get that off. I'm so, I'm so conservative that I worked twice as hard on Juneteenth just to spite black people. Oh, I said absolutely not.

I'm absolutely not going to honor this day. I'm going to work. I'm going to work 24. That's a 24 hour work day to me, midnight to midnight on Juneteenth. I'm doing double time. Just so workly. I can't believe the government didn't do anything for black people yet again, but it's a good holiday. Congratulations. Here's your holiday. I'm just pandering. Yeah, it's a big I do anything. It's a billion of other things that we could do to help

this easily easily do. Wee's not a crime. It's like a of other things that we could do to help. This easily, easily do. Wee's not a crime. It's like a, it's like a moana, a moana, a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana.

It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana.

It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. It's like a moana. We could do is give you a day off of work at jobs that almost no one has. Where are you? Are you a postman? Do you work for the general surgeon? Like here you go. It is. It is the emancipation proclamation part two.

This not only freed slaves and some. There's still one alien legal slaves in the north. Yeah. It only freed slaves that were in states that seceded. Yeah. Right. They did it again. They did it again. God damn it.

I don't know if I'm still totally comfortable with that, but okay. Hey, today, K-Shron, I got a rage for you guys. I was listening to the last episode, and I heard that story about the guy with the missing inch. It didn't concern me because I thought like soy conspiracy crews fucking stupid. So as it shouldn't concern you. I started eating all these, uh, starting eating the soy, I've working out, I

did all this shit. I overgained about two pounds, but only shit. I could not find my penis anymore. Like the shaft is completely gone. It's literally just the head peaking. I don't believe this. No. Um, yeah, this is a bit as the shaman of penis dick. I'm going to be like you to that. I can't push it back. I'm having no one says shaman seriously. All right. That's true.

Sean did no fuck yourself. Uh, you don't think that's real that his penis disappeared into his body. I think it's real. He just said, I don't believe any of the soy stuff. So I just stop working out and eat nothing but soy and that his penis disappeared into his body. I think it's real. He just said, I don't believe any other soy stuff. So I just stop working out and eat nothing but soy and then his couldn't find his dick. I couldn't find it. I mean, sounds reasonable to me. I think we should, I do think we should send sports retailer pictures of our dicks.

I think it'll be hilarious. I'll do it immediately. Not of our dicks though. No, of course. Yeah, we're getting fake dicks. Not our dicks. But we have to. Stunt dicks.

They have to be not so big that she doesn't believe it. Right. We're going to send her the same dick, three color corrected, slightly color corrected, Instagram filters, and then say, well, one of them is a cat. One of them's a 1990s. Limp is get music video. Okay. Let's do it. I'll do it. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. hot. Yeah. What a deal. What a deal. You can get even if you can get insulted by a woman free. I can't even ask women to insult me. All right. Here we go. Hey, Decaixion, I'm really fucking sick. And here's the mixing rage. You know, who can't take no as an answer. I'm sick, right? I go rapy. But yeah, it might work. And even my friends and family insist on calling me, trying to get me to talk, trying to get me to engage and, you know, do shit. And I'm just like, you know, I'm really, really fucking sick. I feel like shit.

My head feels like shit. I don't even want to talk. That's when they got you. And over a barrel. And so like all you say, when you're weak, that's when your family gets right at the top got you. And over a barrel. And so like all you say when you're weak, when your family gets right into the quick, just get on the boat. It's the quick, it'll be quick. It'll be quick.

I fucking coven and all my friends family kept calling and then there are mad because I didn't answer mother fuckers. I'm sick. I don't want to be here. I'm unconscious. I hate these motherfuckers. Leave me alone. If I say no, no means no.

For public, don't fuck yourself. Well, I was like, you haven't the message me in three days. What's going on? I was like, I have COVID. I don't feel like it. I don't want fucking talk to you. We're not even friends. Okay, last one.

All right. Last one. Hey, Sean one. Last one. Hey, Sean. She's fucking Chinese, Mike. You know, it makes me raise when your girlfriend gets upset about the way that you throw away the garbage. So we're leaving her far as she has me to empty water plastic bottles and like a cardboard box with one empty, empty mask box with like one dirty makeup mask in it.

And she said throw this in the dumpster. And the dumpster's like 23-way behind a car and a fence. And there's no recycling. It's just dumb ground. Right behind me are neighbors garbage cans in the alley, are, you know, the blue one and the green one for the trash, and brown one for the trash, blue one for the recycled one for the trash and brown for the trash blue and for the recycled greens for the

uh... crash so i picked a two-bottle and chuck them in the blue and and i picked a little cardboard box in the math put it in the brown one and then she fucking yelled at me

well throwing the trash in the neighbors garbage is not it's not their garbage, you paint for it, nature was bad, et cetera. We're very possessive about that garbage. It makes her a bit, because it's not a huge house. That's the whole point. Like, I threw it in the blue and that's the responsible thing to do. But you already said 20 feet.

That's a 20 feet shit. Take the 20 feet. But why do you want to argue with me about that? It's like, why? The fuck, like, why are you trying to argue? Why are you not throwing the trash in the regular Newer trash cans? Are you people's possessiveness over their fucking trash is sickness and it's weird. It's not a thing that happens in the middle of the country, at least from my

experience. Oh, no. What happens in the middle of the country? Put your trash in the trash can, no one cares. Put in your neighbor's trash can. Put in your neighbor's trash can. Yeah, that's what warehouses are. I mean, it's one thing if you've made three times the amount of trash that fits in your trash can and you start shoving, filling up the neighbor's garbage can,

stick, move. But if you have something, you're, yeah, you throw out a couple bottles from your car or a couple thing in the neighbor's trash can, I would have no problem with somebody doing you a mine. Or what if your neighbor needs to use your trash, then you turn into the emperor of Rome? Of course, I'll let you use a couple bags of yard trimmings, uh, whatever. Anything, anything for you in my magnanimousness.

Small numbers I have room for. Mine, I don't care if you fill the rest of it up. All I'm saying is this guy, his girlfriend or wife, whatever asked him to do something. And everyone's while you got to, you just do what they ask. Is that the secret to a marriage? Secret to a marriage.

Oh, it's a marriage. Oh, no. At some point, is he already established that it was 20 feet. So what did he save himself? 15 steps by making his girlfriend mad. Yeah, he going to the end. If you hit 10,000 steps, you're gay. You're fucking gay. That's a trick.

There's another George Soros advertising thing. Okay, so this is your last show here for a while. Does anything make you a rage? Well, I mean divorce right? Divorce damn divorce. Why am I the bad guy? I'm not the one fucking other people Again I don't know anything else. No Probably so I don't know

Over saying you're welcome. That makes me rage. Well, we all do it. From time to time. It's not happening. That's right. All right, everybody. Goodbye.

See you. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.