The Dick Show - Episode 266 - Dick on the Forever Coof

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

Having COVID forever, a trans-mom a milkin, male bullimia, LEGO terrorists, the fat-friendly internet, door-to-door trusted community members vaccinating your children, Bill Cosby is free and innocent, saluting the Boomer flag, getting vaccinated against hurricanes, the gay men's choir makes a joke, and butt monkeys for reading; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You sound even closer to yourself on mic. Well, I sound closer to myself. What do you mean? I mean, I can, your voice, it's noticeable, but it's not that crazy. Oh, you mean the sick sound? Yeah, you sound more different than your regular voice in person, like without not over the mic. I sound more different.

I sound closer to my real voice on the microphone. I think so. Okay. Well, that's good. If you wanted to say it really plainly and, I think so. Okay. Well, that's good. If you wanted to say it really plainly, and you know, to be easily understood, you could do it that way.

I just, I'm glad I could laugh again, Sean. Oh, really? What happened when you laugh again? She goes, like, I'm coughing spas, yeah. Oh, Dom Deloise. Yeah, Dom Deloise, that Rob Reiner. Or a Rob Reiner. Yeah.

Lovely what? Mutley. Oh, Mut a Rob, Reiner. Yeah. Lovely what? Mutly. Oh, muttly. Muttly. Yeah. Yeah. The laughter ends, that's when life is over. Really, and I haven't laughed in like two weeks.

I think people are trying to kill the laughter. They are. The UK is trying to kill all laughter. Really? Online. Oh, you know what they're doing? Are they doing what the UK is doing? Is it new? K is trying to kill all laughter, really, online. Oh, you know what they're doing? Are they doing what the UK is doing? Is it new?

So they did this legislation. I think this is real. I think this really happened. I got COVID because people aren't masking up. People aren't masking up. They're not listening to the science. As I've been saying for a year at least, they're not listening to the science. As I've been saying for a year at least, they're eventually listening to the science.

That eventually you'll be right in a certain situation. I saw 10 kids at the dog park today. Yeah. Post quarantine, I've got COVID a long time ago. You're never gonna believe how I got COVID. We get up to, we're going camping for the week and then some days, having a nice like July 4th.

This was camp town, yeah, this is the week before I was on a friend of ours. Got this big trailer to go camping out in the mountains. Yeah, no one can see anything or hear anything. He had no one's recording any sorts of screams or anything and the implications. Just you no one's recording any sorts of screams or anything. Right. Just high associates and my soul.

And as soon as soon as the fucking trailer gets down, I feel that, you know, that, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, weakness, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh that makes you question wanting to drink? Oh no. Right when you get there, right when you get there. So I mean, it was like incubating in you for a little while before that. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of these variants. I don't know if you've heard about them. Well, yeah. No, okay. Do they, are they testing for that? I don't know, but I can't tell you anything.

I can't, I can't tell. Well, the whole thing I was looking forward to getting COVID, is that I couldn't taste anything. I wouldn't fucking eat all day every day. And I still kept my taste the whole time. Yeah. The whole time. Well, that's unfortunate.

That you get to experience with COVID is that you lose your fucking taste. Sometimes for a long time. Take it forever. Maybe. Take it fucking forever. Really, would you actually, that would be one of the worst things in life for me. Losing your taste.

Oh yeah. I've tasted enough, pussing to know that I never want to taste it again. Okay. All right. I mean, can your ribs, terrible. I could imagine it. Yeah. Wow. I know what to say. Good steak tastes like.'s terrible. I could imagine it. Yeah.

Wow. I know what to say. Good steak tastes like just take it away. It's still, but it's good every time. I don't have to drink every day. So I'm not craving that taste of liquor. Is that what you're craving? Yes.

I don't want just like acting like an asshole and pissing everyone off. It's the taste is so good. Right. Well, there'd be no dick show if COVID took that. Well, take something. This is just a prolonged cold for two weeks. And I'm just slightly too loopy to play video games.

That's, that was the worst part. Slightly too loopy. Really? Slightly too annoyed to play video games. I've only been playing video games for the last like three days. Yeah, couldn't concentrate that well. No. Somebody said that.

It's like it makes you kind of spacey on the head. Even if you physically don't feel that bad, you're like, wait, what? Yeah. Like wait a minute. What is this? You echoed a couple of things that my dad said, where, but I remember him saying,

it's like the flu. Was it about the pussy eating what I said? But different. They didn't. No, that's verbatim. That's exactly what he says. I can play in a tank. Oh, you're a, that's verbatim. That's exactly what he says. I can play him a tape. You play it in all your conversations

with your dad like Nick Siddling. You never know what he's gonna say. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, but yeah, that's a, you actually said something where you said, yeah, I've always felt like the next day, I would be fine. And I felt that way for a week.

For two weeks. Oh, yeah, well, that's what he said. So he said up the trailer with the girls. Is it felt that way for a week. For two weeks. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what you said. I'm the trailer with the girls. Is it gonna get me? Come on. Fucking kidding me. And 80's girl goes, oh, you got you 100% got COVID.

You're fucking Charlie Brown. You 100% got you. I was 100% got COVID. Yeah. I said, no way. Because both of you bitches are sick. You're both fucking getting sick and I can tell. Both of you are getting, so I shit you not.

I got sick with like five other people. None of them had COVID. All of them have like super-pronged fighters. There's something horrible because everybody's been locked in their house for a year and a half. Their immune systems have gradually turned into the Dallas Buyers Club

because they weren't eating dirt because the CDC didn't say, hey, everybody's staying home. Remember to eat dirt. I've been eating dirt this entire time keeping my immune system going by eating microbes and shit drinking and passing out in the dirt in the dirt. You've done a lot of construction at the back of your house. I eat anything. Face down in the dirt. As long as the microbes, the amoeba that come back, come out of stasis, you know, and you all because people won't mask up and listen to the science. Well, as I said, I'm sorry, everybody's so selfish

and they're all right. You're not too COVID. They are selfish. All they had to do, one mask, two masks, get your, there's babies being born right now, unvaccinated. They're chopping their dicks off before they get the vaccine and them get those fucking babies vaccinated. I am at risk Can the oil do both? Yeah, can you're fucking oil? Can he at least pop a Vaccine up your ass while he's chopping your dick off. Yeah, what the priorities of this country that we're chopping dicks off But for what keeping our our communities our communities safe. I don't even get to celebrate Bill Cosby getting let out of jail.

Oh, wait, that stuff's happened, huh? Wait a minute, let me start the show. Oh, fine. Is that thing? I don't know if I can hit the yAT today. Are you been yelling so far? Hi! Some pretty good. I've gone eight days without drinking. That is a new, if I don't drink tonight. Yeah! How are we gonna dick? You want to take a dick, you love dick, you. You got it, it's the show,

and it's a contest coming to you live for a mountain bunker. Deep in the heart of seeing it, I feel like you're having a Hellstick match today, okay, the $20 million man. But America's worse, Mexican. Well now the fucking numbers are all fucked up. I know who, no hundred and 17 weeks in a row. No, I've got to add one.

It's five or like a hundred than something. It's a hundred and 17 now. Now I have to add one, because the fucking COVID. Once again, another fucked up, because you, you people are ignoring the science and not masking up. I went to the dog park today. With the kid park attached to it.

There's 10 kids there. Kids running around on off leash. They're like five, five, six years old. And I said, hey, are you motherfuckers vaccinated? Are you fucking keeping us safe? Are you keeping us safe? Sick my dog on you. Get vaccinated.

Get vaccinated right now. Or you're gonna kill your grand parents you little shit. This is mommy. This man smells like beer. They started screaming for their parents because they're so anti science. The children just took to self fucking anti science. Took to Twitter immediately. They took to Twitter immediately.

Nick Fuentes is spanned from Twitter. Can you believe that? No, I don't keep up on the Twitter news. Nick Fuentes is banned from Twitter. Can you believe that? No, I don't keep up on the Twitter news. Yeah. Well, good for you. No, he's, I'm sure he has, that's just not the first time that he's been banned from Twitter, right? Yeah, it is. Really? Yeah. So he's, he's telling Holocaust jokes in the sky now. Well, he's, I mean, you know, he's lightning rod. Or so I've heard. Yeah, he's 22. Can you even look guys there? Like, but he's never been banned from Twitter. No, cause he's suspended it.

He's just about to, you know what, I'm just gonna say. He's been banned and suspended are the same. But he's been banned like you're done. You're done. Like I'm done, I can't. I can't just never be on anymore. Yeah. Well, I mean, you just keep opening other accounts,

although nobody's gonna know that though. Nobody's gonna know what team you are. You off right away. Do they? Yeah, I know. Do they? Yeah. Go to, I don't know. They always just,

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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. for a person to say, ah! So I took two weeks of COVID off. See? I took two weeks of COVID off. Stop yelling. And I come to after my two weeks, and I log back onto the internet. And I see that a trans mother can't trying, attempting to breastfeed,

or chest feed, chest milk to her, baby. Is this, this is what I came back to. I don't know if I should play this right at the top. I mean, do you want to see that, Sean? Yeah, sure. Can you believe this? I'm gone for two weeks, and this is what I come back to, a trans mom suffering the indignity of trying to chest milk feed her infant on the news or something.

Here's the, so this is the, this is the trans mom. I think this is the trans dad, it's a trans couple. So you, let me, I'll let your brain work that out for a minute. It's just so. The baby has been able to latch. Now, I don't know. What do you have, fucking, you got an implant with milk in it? Can you believe this work?

Can you believe that they're sending billionaires into space? But they can't give this poor woman the ability to chest feed her, Kaby or whatever, her they be. Can you believe that? Richard Branson. Both are funny. Richard Branson is sucking up all the money and Jeff Bezos and his taking his family up into outer space for no reason, other than Dick measuring with his $4,000 tax credits. Yeah.

And this poor woman can't even chest milk there they be. Can you believe that? I have not been able to produce any milk. Well, no shit. We're going to suffer as a penis with a formula. That's how a fed chef would be. No, but it's remarkable.

In America, you can't get this broth. Is it a surgery that puts like a super-solar in your tits, or produce any milk? Like, you want to make that surgery? Maybe I don't know the anatomy. I would put some milk to produce any milk, seriously. Like, if there was some surgery, I would put that milk duct in my eye and then

hook it up to my hand. So like a heel monster when I shook hands with people, I would shoot milk, I would shoot tit milk out of my eyes right in their face, right? Right? Yeah. I mean, joy buzzer, shoot it right in your face, right in your mouth. How would you like that? You want to see more? Get past I, how would you like that? You wanna see more?

Get past the, can you transplant like breast tissue? Am I having a seizure? Like, no. What's good? No. I haven't been able to produce any milk. I'm just, I'm wondering, is there any scenario in which that's possible?

No. With today's medicine. Okay, I guess, I don't know. I don't know. I know about it is what I learned from meet the fuckers. Where he goes. You can milk anything, yeah. Yeah, could you milk me, but still, right?

Even his cat milking days in Motown. Uh, he's still getting the nutrients that they need. From what? All right. Oh man, I hope she stopped with the kids. What, getting? He's eating the most of it. Oh, getting- Maybe she was a baby. Oh!

The nutrients from what? From what the pubic hair? Like, I mean, the curly's the- Ah! In a lot of sodium. Can you believe it? The baby. And there's no one's wearing a mask in this, if you'll notice.

That baby is all very, being very unsafe to me. Well, the baby is the biggest offender. Yeah, the baby's those babies up. If your baby can't wear a mask, get the fuck off of this. So this is June 3rd. So that baby's dead. Right?

I'm pretty sure I just saw a news story on that. Pretty sure the baby died of malnutrition. What do you mean? Why? That's bigoted. I don't know. Maybe it should have identified as having eaten. What do you mean? Why? That's bigoted. I don't know. Maybe it should have identified as having eaten.

Can we do something for these ladies or this lady? That was what I came back to. That's amazing. I thought I was still sick, but I guess not. Let me see what I'm always saying. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Video games. No, I was talking about the Britain. They lost some

kind of soccer game, I guess, and they put to do the soccer game at the end, they have the kick out, right? I guess they decided to go really woke and put in three new young black players to shoot out. Yeah. Yeah. The five of the tie game five versus five, you know. So they put three young, new black players in there to be like anti racism. That's what I'm being told. I don't know. I don't follow soccer because I'm straight. And they blew it. So then everybody's, you know, how creative sports fans can be. Well, they see what's going. So the thing about sports fans is they kind of have a thing with like looking at patterns

and saying, why the, they have this thing called, I could have done a better job and why did you do that? So they all started ganging up on those guys. And now the UK, British ministers, we should be ganging up on the coach and the heads of the, and whatever, whatever, stupid, stupid ass philosophy, cause them to feel that they needed to do that. To involve anti-racism.

You want your soccer game. You know, we may have lost today, but the entire country won. I said, no one ever. Now, so the British minute, here's British ministers to tell technology giants to hand over details of races who abused England to players the time. They're starting a petition to use your ID to get social media accounts to stop racist trolling. This is total.

And they don't lead end of privacy and anonymity online. Yeah, because three guys, because three guys who are getting made fun of for losing a soccer game, which they deserve, right? I mean, I don't know what why if they were, if they weren't right, you want, come on, you want your best players. It, I mean, do you want to win games? Do you want to win the war against races? Let them, when you win the championship, they can set, sit front and center in the picture. Yeah. If they're rookies, yeah, they're

literally not up to snuff. Just give the team. Get the best guys in there. Two points of 10. And the sports fan. Oh, for somehow, somehow they don't realize this. The woke people don't realize that sports is bedrock for things, some people care about. Undermarriage, under family, definitely under stopping racism. Oh, under marriage, under family,

definitely under stopping racism. Oh, you mean it's the foundation. Stop fucking what, you can't go any lower than that. But they guess they'll never, they're never real. Bill Cosby, we skipped Bill Cosby innocent. I didn't even get to sell a clear of all charges. Clear to all charges, because he didn't do anything right that's the only Interpret that yeah totally totally innocent you me

Bill Cosby well, I've seen him equal equal in the eyes of raping. I've sit right totally equal I've seen him doing it on free doing the talk shows No, I know he was doing talk show the the talk shows. No, I didn't know he was doing talk shows. He's doing the female talk shows. Oh, they're just welcoming him back with open arms. And open, none of that. No, none of that's true. He's not doing any talk shows. That was bitches.

Don't they listen to the science? Then they, he said he didn't do it. Yeah, it's vacated. Right, verdict is out of here. White boy summer begins a new, a real a new. Now he's ready for round two. I couldn't believe that. Or round 600.

What do you think people are gonna say when Harvey Weinstein walks? Uh, I don't know. What is the status on all his shit? Who cares is the status? Who cares? These chicks, these actresses are, oh, what's their job?

Lying, putting out a big production for everyone all the time. Oh, really? Professional pretenders. Yeah, professionals pretending to make everyone care about you. Oh, wow, something got fucked up, unbelievable. Let's see here, door to door, vaccine people. Good. It's about time. Everyone needs to get convenience. Yeah. I thought this was pretty funny. Fnucci

clarified. Somebody got it. Somebody's really got to shut that guy up. Right. Just talking about time. Well, every time he talks, I feel like I want to get COVID again. Oh, no. You know what I feel like I want to get COVID again. Oh, no. You know what I mean? You hope it takes your hearing. Yeah. Okay.

I'm like, you know, I was kind of coming around. I was thinking about getting the vaccine and then you, you talked and the way you talk just made me want to not get it out of spite. Yeah. I don't know why everyone, maybe they can see it and they want everyone to die, but or get or not get vaccinated or whatever, but every time the fucking guy talks, it just makes me want, it makes me want to not have had COVID and not get the vaccine. Okay.

So like a couple, like two weeks and like a day ago, you want everything to put a month in a day, whatever month. A month. The take like, you know, we just got to poick a late little bit. Yeah. The big misconception that he says that Fox News or whomever else is saying, okay, so see, yeah, do you see what I mean? Well, yeah, I would, I mean, he's not wrong. Not being, being right is not the purpose of that job. No, being a spokesman. Oh, being right.

Oh, well, not saying that. Yes, not saying. Sir Fox News. Yeah, the key to that job. Yes, yes, yes, yes. They just keep, keep, you know, anything having to do with political affiliations out of it. Yeah, I can't stop. Yeah.

A big risk misinterpretation of Fox News or whomever else is saying is that they are essentially envisioning a bunch of federal workers knocking on your door telling you that you've got to do something that you don't want to do. Well, yeah, that's, I don't know. I have a, every day. Yeah. Yeah. What are we talking about? We live under that, you idiot.

I mean, only somebody, they think you're gonna kick down your door and vaccinate you. I mean, those are morons. Yeah. Okay. Those are morons. Yeah. Fanucci says, that's absolutely not the case. It's, here we go.

You want to know what was misinterpreted. It's trusted messengers who are gonna to kick down your door, who are part of the community. Yeah. You have to, um, so do you have to stupid me? You probably have to make an appointment, right? They'll come over do. They'll probably come to your house and hand you an appointment that says they're going to come hunt you down. Well, I, something tells me that's not exactly how it's going gonna go, but, huh? Well, how do you think it's gonna go? I'm gonna think you're gonna have to make an appointment.

People who are afraid to go outside or where I've finished or what, then they will come and vaccinate you. That's what I'm guessing. Trust in messengers. Trust in messengers. Who the fuck is a trusted messenger? Well, I don't even trust my neighbors. I don't trust, I don't trust, or shit all the time.

I don't trust messengers. I don't trust people that live in this house. Yeah. Right. Trust in the message. What is the message there is? Who are part of the community? Uh, I hate my community. Where does that leave me? Yeah.

You trust me. Trust me. Not government officials. Oh, okay. So that's where I think the disconnect is. Uh, we need to go community by community neighborhood by neighborhood door to door, literally knocking on doors. Oh my goodness gracious. I don't know. What do you think about that? Well, I don't want people not literally knocking on doors. I think no, no. What do you? I mean, unless

I'm yelling at the house, I mean, vaccinated in there, I mean, time or you got to give a vaccine. It's not a drug. Yeah, signed up, but yeah, vaccinated against hurricanes. Did you see that one? No, that's a good one. I got some of my insurbs. Stormshutters or something? Look, the CDC preparing for hurricane or tropical storm. Number one, prepare for a hurricane.

Take basic steps now to ensure your safety should a storm hit. Okay, so keep in mind number two, get a COVID-19 vaccine. Against hurricanes. Yeah, that's okay. You know, if you get enough, in case you get blown into an outbreak area. Oh, yeah, exactly. Oh, these fucking kids. Thank God.

Right. As maskless kids running off leash. So someone is too stupid to know what to do for a hurricane, right? Well, people fucking ride that shit out though. I mean, they want to. I'm like, oh, it's a dude. Come on, man, like, what are you gonna do? Pack up all you, would you,

would you leave during a hurricane? If the cops said like, hey, this is mandatory evacuation. Some people may not have a, like a place to go. Well, I never mandatory evacuated when a Valencia caught on fire. They did that. They did that mandatory evacuation shit all the time. Nothing ever happened. Well, you know they're serious. You know, it's an actual mandatory evacuation when they go door to door when the cops are on fire. That's how you know. Yeah, when that right. So number one, this is for people who are too dumb to know what to do. And they come to this site.

The tip is take basic steps. We got a bunch of people. Yeah. You got to spell it out. And these people are standing in doorways, you know, standing in door jabs. Oh, I think they'll be safe. This is what's on the mind. Uh, okay.

Zeb, one take basic steps. Oh, gotcha. Like charge my phone. Did I, why am I going to Maddox? Where's the take, where's the take basic steps. Oh, gotcha. Like charge my phone. Did I, why am I going to Maddox? Where's the take basic steps? Number one, take basic steps. Step number two, get a COVID vaccine as soon as you can. Shouldn't take basic steps.

It protects you. That should be like a, that should be like a header and then rank them. Cause like that's take basic steps, like that's the top bullet point. That tells you nothing. No. Take basic step. You get more information as you read further, but now who's going to do that?

I don't know. I don't know what they're talking about. It's funny. It's funny. Okay. Let's, let's see what else I got here. Pinterest to ban weight loss ads. It's about to...

Oh my God. Man, we are living in like end times, aren't we? Yeah, I think so. I think that I do think now that it is undeniable that it's now, it's no longer reasonable to assume that the advertising media, Oulogopoli or corporate, corporateocracy or whatever you want to call it, is doing this just to sell ads. Because they would be all, there was so much salacious shit that happened over the last

year. Like hunt, all the Hunter Biden's laptop, like does he have child porn on that thing? I have no idea. It seems, it seems like could be anything on that, right? And it's total media blackout. I don't know. Yeah, it's like, I mean, remember when John Wayne Blabicka has penis chopped off and it was like,

every night have you heard any jokes about Hunter Biden, anything? No. It seems like, it seems like meaty fodder. Like that's all we would hear about. Is Salacious shit about his laptops. Is there a bug in child porn on there? I don't know.

Let's find out. Let's go through. Let's get Haraldo on here and open up the vault and see what's in there. But it doesn't exist anymore. We've got the FBI arguing about whether an unassembled capital building, a Lego capital building is like somehow, is evidence in a trial of a pretend insurrection. Did you see that? The DOJ said one of the,

one of the Capitol Hill like fucking self-guided tour guys. Yeah, how to Lego. How to Lego version, how to Lego capital set at home. And this is their evidence. And then they said, oh, never mind, we fucked up. He didn't put it together. As though having a Lego version of the capital, like as though proved like intent that this is a,

he master planned, he was gonna like, like fucking back to the future, not made to scale. Look, we're gonna come in this way and we're gonna and Stolton Pepper Shaker are me and the shaman Well, he probably he probably figured out that he could do it with a lot less work He just used the picture on the front of the box. Yeah, look here. I'm gonna stage it this way Capital capital floor plan or something, you know? Like, why would, you know,

if you want to know the layout, I'm sure you can find the layout of the building. Why would you, why would you want to build a whole set? Why, exactly. That's, that's exactly. Right. But this is the message they're putting out. Oh, he had a Lego version of the Capitol.

And they know that enough people are stupid enough to, that they absorb the stuff they play and say like, there you go. Yeah, of course. And working, of course, fucking terrorists, exactly like Osama bin Laden had two Lego and a Lego pilot set with the little flaps that opened up to the side with the little Lego man luggage going. Yep. the little flaps that opened up to the side with the little leg on man luggage going, yep, yep. Because they're so goddamn dumb. Yeah, I do, I think it's impossible to deny anymore that they want us fat and sick and stupid and poor.

The stupid's already there. Yeah, fat and stupid and sick and godless. Pinterest is saying goodbye to weight loss ads. It's banning them all together becoming the first major social platform. It's about time. Is is is Pinterest like major? I mean, I know what it is. It's be a lot of people use it. A lot fat women use it. Yeah. Yeah. The national which means a big, you know, a big, you know, percentage of the American public, yeah. Most all women, the National Eating Disorders Association guided Pinterest and updating its policies as searches for healthy eating, healthy

lifestyle and fitness tips grew within the last year. A lot of people, oh, because everyone's fatter than hell, because they've been locked inside for a year. A lot of people are facing challenges related to body image and mental health, particularly as we're emerging from COVID, says, Sarah Fatsow.

People are now feeling added pressure to rejoin the mom, blah, blah, blah there you go. Well, have a fat, they don't fat to positive experience. Right. Well, because you don't want to be freaked out, you know, you're sitting there looking at desserts on Pinterest, saying pictures of sexy men with fucking cupcakes all over their balls and stuff and you're like, I don't want to see these weight loss. Well, I've been to a couple places recently

where I saw some people who like, you know, hadn't seen in person in a while. And, uh, He looked fat as hell. Well, like the first thing is like, Hey, how you doing? COVID's been kicking your ass. Ha, ha, ha.

Ah, you know what I was doing pretty good before I got COVID. Pilates started back up. Oh, yeah. I even got off Cree team because I I think I read it makes your face swollen. Really? Maybe that's why it looks so much like. Well, it does.

It's such a small face. You do, it does make you retain water, doesn't it? At least like in your muscles and stuff, I think that's, yeah. Well, there, there you go. No word on if they're doing the penis size, they're stopping the penis size ads on porn sites. Yet, I don't hear anything about that. I'm sure that's next week.

Here's a gay rainbow monkey man. That is, come again. Supposed to encourage kids to read. What makes you see here? That's the spokesperson for literacy. Yeah. A gay rainbow monkey man. Yeah, look, library apologies for hosting quote,

rainbow dildo but monkey. That's even better than your name. Rainbow dildo. Dildo but monkey. I don't know why people are pissed about this. This would be, this would, this would get me to read if I was a kid. I don't know why people are pissed about this. This would be, this would get me to read if I was a kid. Who vetted that guest?

I don't know. A London library is apologizing for bringing in a rainbow dildo butt monkey to entertain children. That's a band name. Come on. One of the performers was dressed in a rainbow monkey costume, exposing a fake buttocks. Don't like a monkey. Yeah, and a fake penis. I think the fake penis might have, because it's too big.

If it had been tiny, let me see here. I don't know if they've got any close ups of this guy. No. What? Look, there's just, oh, it's dick is wiggling around a little bit. And it's outside. And they hired this. Yeah, they paid for it. Look at this dick. Oh, my God. Do they get a squirted out like, I don't know. This is the summer reading challenge. This is in London. Yeah. That's amazing. Where it's illegal to say anything racist about the people who blew your Euro cup.

But you could walk around with your fake ass and a big fake cocks swinging around to get kids to read. Right. Good God. That's fucking hilarious. Look, you can see he's really working at cock too. He's flopping it around. Jumping for a reason. Uh, that's fine. That's fucking hilarious. Look, you can see he's really working at cock too. He's flopping it around. Jumping for a reason.

Uh, that's fine. That's amazing. That's amazing. Little boys do that all the time with their penises. Relax. Um, alright, speaking of kids, oh did you see the gay, the gay men's, San Francisco men's choir? Uh, no.

Had a little problem. Oh no. The song, the song, everyone wants to be a comedian, you know. Here's the headline. San Francisco gay men's choir receives death threats, criticism over satirical song. And the satirical song was, Will convert your children.

And the satirical song was, Will convert your children. Extremely funny, San Francisco gay men's chorus video, unleashes torrent of right-wing threats, vitriol. Yeah. So I happen to see this as I was coming out of COVID. Yeah. It's because, at least they're keeping material going for you. Yeah.

It's like a treasure. Oh, like, oh, I found this treasure. So all these gay guys got together and cooked up this hilarious satirical song of Wolkenvert Your Children. Yeah. Right? Sure. That's what some people are afraid of. Yeah.

Pretty much everyone. Because they are trying to convert your children to being tolerant of gay people at least. That's the point of their song. Oh, okay. But they're using that they could be, they could be really fucking making fun of. Well, they are.

They are too pronged. Yeah, the satire is double ended. It is double ended. The satire is a play on the we're going to convert your children to being gay into we're going to convert your children to being tolerant, right? Which is still it is still converting. Let's be clear, everyone's trying to convert your kids even you, okay? Well, you're trying to convert them to whatever retarded-ass beliefs that you and your dumb wife, your fat wife have, right?

So I'm would say instilling your values into them. Right, right and wrong. I've heard that one before. I know. So they said, well, we're converting them to tolerance. Well, that's still, you're still kind of trying to convert them. But then 4chan started going one by one through their roster and finding that some of them had criminal pedophile.

Shit. Excuse me. You're just not going to get away with it anymore. So they removed their roster page. Yeah. I don't know if you call that a success. No, that's a fail. Because then it turned out to see that some of them were trying to molest kids, right? That's the joke.

I mean, it's a double satire. Yeah. It's the satire. The first satire is, well, we're not, we're not converting them to being gay. It's just about being tolerant. Mm-hmm. And then the second layer is, oh, we molested some kids. Mm-hmm. Isn't that hilarious? Pretty good. Oh,, speaking of molesting kids, I watched this Nickelodeon documentary. It was full of, it had Drake Bell in it. You know that guy? Yeah, I do. And he just got sentenced for grooming a teenager like 12 to 15

They left him We talked about him before I don't know because we're seeing him pop up mean 80s girl We're watching this documentary on Nickelodeon like the early days Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick and then they have a bunch of clips of Drake balance like well Kind of odd kind of odd that I can't watch an episode of Always Sunny that has blackface in it. And yet I can watch this convicted pedophile talking about, isn't it? Yeah.

A little odd. Yeah. A little odd. Yes. And then they were going over in the same documentary about how important it was that Nickelodeon taught us about magic Johnson having AIDS and I realized at that moment that of all the AIDS shit that was ever shoved down my throat Growing up it has never once been important ever Mm-hmm

And I'm way too old for it to start mattering now Mm-hmm, and it made me very pissed off that not only did I have to sit through it the first time with a bunch of other morons learning about something totally pointless that literally anything else would have been more valuable to me in. Now I have to watch a bunch of dumb lesbian boomers congratulate themselves for having taught it to me, a grown up man

who does not fucking care and who is not appreciative of it at all, watching them go on and we really broke new ground. Having magic Johnson come on. So congratulations, shit, that is going around for whatever the cause does your is, you know, it's out of control. It's out of control. It's so hard to take. It's like these people are really, I mean, they're demons. It's crazy. The self-dick sucking. And it's, I don't even know what to say.

You guys are talking about shameless. It's so embarrassing. We're grown up now. Yeah. The tally man has come to tally your bananas and you're short. This is, you're talking about lecturing kids, but you're talking about me because I watched this and now I have a pretty good understanding

of what you were doing and how big you fucking failed. But you're on here now still congratulating yourself like you nailed it and you didn't. Next to cut to a convicted fucking pedophile that you put on your show, talking about what a great job you did. Amazing, nobody got a final cut on this one. They interviewed him.

Yes. Wow. Like, it was like three years, it's like three years old. So it's, so it's slightly before. Yeah. Hey, oh yeah. We'd like to have a word with you. Oh, oh god.

Um, pretty funny. Let's see. Oh yeah, the Lego Capitol building. There you go. Belief in God. Do you want to see an interesting stat about the belief in God? Sure.

You need to get some water. Mm-hmm. My voice is losing it. Share believing in God without a doubt. We've got share believing in God without a shit. Yeah, there's people surveyed stats for you. Look at that. And God without a doubt, the silent generation.

This makes perfect sense. Isn't great. Look at the Gen X as they're getting older. It's like, oh God, I hope there's a fucking plan. Cause shit's been, that's why. That's interesting. Gen X, that's like, I would be, I would be, we would be, I don't know fucking where, like it's like I've seen myself as Gen X Gen Y.

Like, you know, whatever they make it up, out after Gen X, whatever, if, it's definitely made up. But I'm, I'm at the very youngest, if I'm Gen X, I'm at the very youngest end, I think. Why did the silent generation get a silent blue line and everyone else gets dotted lines? Because they're the last generation

that was worth a shit. Like, yeah. I guess it is. Wait, where's the greatest generation? That's the silent generation. I don't think that was different though. Like that one. No, no, that's the world war two people.

The greatest generation's world war two people. That's silent. Silent is our parents. I thought they were different. I thought they did it because they didn't have, they were in between world wars. I mean, clearly this is saying you're right. Yeah, because I have it on silent generation.

I really thought there were two different ones. Anyway, silent generation is, let's see, this graph goes from 1988 to 2018. So what is that? 30 years of, 30 years of God believing, uh, 70% was the start of the silent generation and it goes down to about 65%. So choosing not to believe in God anymore, if you're old, if you're like grandparents, it's a big deal.

Maybe because they're near at the end of their lives and they're like, yeah, you know, it's probably all a crock. It's all a crock. Shit, this place sucks. I get the Gen X though. Oh, please God. That is not even noticed that one. No atheists and foxholes.

So boom, you're looking at impending death and you don't have anything to show for it. Please let me be fucking rewarded in the afterlife. That's true. Yeah. I know it's going on. I bought in from an early age and I'm getting fucked. So Gen Xers are like 40 to 60 now. Yeah.

Oh yeah. I think so. I'm approaching retirement and you're like, well, my life is. Things are not going. Yeah. Wow. So they went from 60 to about 65. They went up 5%.

Yeah. I guess they didn't. Well, they went about from 58, right? From about 58 to 65. Six, three. 63, yeah, okay, so I mean, it's not huge, but it's going that direction. It's going up.

That's a surprise. Five millennials and generals. I don't blame you, I just don't blame your kids. 55 to 45, that's pretty steep. And Gen Z dropped from 50 to 32 In five in five years in 10 years. Yeah, no five in five years. Wow Rough five years for God with Gen Z. No wonder the people no wonder Gen Zs Who believe in God makes are so fucking obnoxious

about it these days. Because they have no idea. Look, there's like none of them. 32% like a third of them. They're pilgrims in a non-holy land. They got a virtue signal all the fucking time about it. Yeah, so everyone who got sick except for, got something way worse than whatever I had. The COVID protected me. Oh, good. Ah. And the idea that we shut down the world for this, well, is for what you got,

yeah, I mean, you got, I have the normal experience. Yeah, you did, you had the normal experience. It's a little bit. Yeah, it's a little much. You could still die. I the normal experience. Yeah, you did. You have the normal experience. It's a little bit. No, it's a little much. You could still die. I'm going to. At one day, you will have good news for you. I'm going to die.

Right. Me too. That's even better news for me that I'm going to die. Here's a quote from, here's a quote from the government about vaccines. The government has spent trillions keeping you alive. So it should, yeah, what is this? HHS Secretary, Xavier Becara, the federal government has spent trillions of dollars to keep Americans alive during this pandemic. So it's absolutely the government's business to know who is vaccinated.

It's the taxpayer's business if we have to continue to spend money. I really don't know if trillions of dollars has been spent keeping me alive ever. I don't think so. I think I'd be pretty, I think I'd be pretty all right. Without, even without roads, I can throw a septic tank outside, pay some poop smith to come pick up my shit every every month. I think I'd be all right. You could live. I could I think I might even not notice. Yeah. Drive to the water store every week. Yeah. Maybe lay a pipeline, lay my own pipeline, a water it there. So exactly how small is this government you're thinking of? I mean, 10, 10 people. Oh, God. Yeah, I want to know, trillions of, trillions of dollars.

That's what trillions of dollars was spent on during the pandemic, not floating, not dumping money into the stock market continuously. So that banks have so much cash, they have to swap it out at night. Let me see what else. I had one more thing, and then we'll do comments. Oh, it's not there. What is the Olympics one? Let's see here, Olympics.

What is this bitch that turned away from the Olympics? Did you see that? That turned away or that got thrown out for smoking weed? No, I think it's the one that turned away from the flag. Oh, no, I didn't see that. You didn't see that one. Let me see. Turn away from flag. Oh, yeah, I think it was the Olympics.

Gwen Berry. Gwen Berry turns away from the flag and she says she was set up. What is it? Oh boy. What is it, a competitive eater? What's going on? Who?

Hammer Thrower. Oh, okay. It's like hammer thrower. Hammer thrower. She raised her face, something she was set up. I saw a, I saw a congressman shitting on it today. I think he's saying, if you don't wanna, if you don't want to.

Yeah, yeah, basically. If you don't love America, and they always, Congressman, it's really gross when they do this. They always refer to America as a woman. If you notice that, like you wanna fuck up, why are you, right? It's weird when guys call cars, her, it's very weird when guys call countries.

Yeah, like, if, let me, I gotta find it. It was Paul. Yeah, weird ghost, sir. Twitter. Guy who I usually like, but, you know, you start this, start getting involved in this stupid shit. Yeah, here you go. If you don't like America,

don't represent her in the Olympics. Thanks to my colleague from Montana for leading this effort. Hashtag God Bless America. What the fuck America are they talking about? That was gonna be my next statement. Yeah. Yeah, the Olympians experience with America,

I'm sure is much different than the bullshin white ass. And that he's fed himself that it still is. Yeah. Let me make sure I get this name right. Chelsea Wolfe. Is that it? What did she say?

I don't know. Chelsea Wolfe. I don't know. Chelsea Wolfe. I don't know. I noticed it because my dad said something. My dad was all pissed about this too. Like some athlete throwing a doing a doing a pointless gesture about the flag, which only works because it pisses off fucking entitled boomers who are the recipient of all government welfare.

Like the most the most blackest inner city communities that everyone's always pitching fits about have received a tiny fraction of what every fucking boomer over 60 has received from the financial criminal enterprise that is the United States over their entire lives, and it's fucking disgusting that they can sit there and get pissed off at anyone protesting what they can't, what they're too stupid to understand what they're, they know something's fucked, but they can't, they're too stupid to understand what they know, something's fucked, but they're too dumb to express it. Every athlete, every athlete knows when something's fucked up. They know when something's not fair, because their entire lives revolve around what's fair and what's not fair.

They play a game and they're like, ah, something's not fair. This is not, something's going on in this game that's not fair and I can tell. So I'm gonna make a big dumb spectacle out of it. I big dumb pointless overall spectacle except for me personally because it elevates my personal brand. It is about brand these days. It is tremendously about brand but they're also 100% right. Yeah, okay.

If anybody knows something is fucked, it's them. Can't express it, because they're too stupid. Like everything, everything, what was his name? Colin Pasternak, Kaepernak, Kaepernick. Everything he said about inequality, dumb is about, a dumb is about a box of hammers. Oh, he's actually his words. Yeah. Like, oh, what would you change about?

He's like, what would you change about? Why are you even asking him? Yeah. There's no fucking ability to, he can actually his words. Yeah. Like, what would you change about it? He's like, what would you change about it? Why are you even asking him? Yeah. There's no fucking ability to, he can't even tell you, he can't even explain to you over the phone where he is right now, because he's an athlete and they're all too fucking stupid to do that. Why are you asking? Just go with yes, they're right.

They're always right. They always know when something's unfair. To see boomers get annoyed about this is really fucking irritating to me. Especially after everyone, basically blew their lives up to keep those fat fucks alive over the last year anyway.

All right, let's do some comments. here anyway. All right, let's do some comments. Go Italy. Oh, is that who beat? Is that who beat the UK? They put in those ringers. All right, another Diego says, I've noticed that the fuck the Imperial system crowd is the same I fucking love science crowd. It's a substitute for being smart instead of actually studying. There's some truth to that. Yeah.

I think I'm getting a degree. It is like really like metric. Dude, I don't know. Like I see where it would have advantages, but like we also know, I don't see why you don't, I don't know, have both. I all are nothing. Like I don't know, man, I don't see why you don't have both. All or nothing, I don't know, man, my life,

I'm very used to the imperial system. But yeah, but I understand, how the metric system works. They never would have a rebrand, everything, repackage everything. So we're talking about things in, you know, leaders and milliliters and fucking, you know, nanograms per desolateter.

Nanograms for desolateter. You know, if you want to get really small. Isn't that much fentanyl? George Floyd had in his sister. So many nanograms per desolateter. Maybe. They scream at the top of their lungs, how much they love, kneel the grass,

Tyson, Nicholas Tesla, Rick and Morty. Nicholas, isn't it Nikola? It's Nikolai, I think. I think it's Nikola. Yeah, sure. Rick and Morty and the metric system, the first thing they teach you in chemistry class is how to do conversions.

So people in the field can easily handle the metric. Yeah, I'm tired talking about it. I'm not sick. Affirmative not, it banana docks as origins. Bananas are mentioned in about biggest problem the universe, six episodes. The only thing that comes close to an explanation is episode 50.

Remember, this fucking guy went back and found the mentions. Yeah. Let's not let that be lost on us. Six times. So we did the bonus episode. This guy is a top artist. Yeah.

And we've talked about the secret of banana doxes. The secret of Maddox is discovering where the banana came from. Talking about how high school sex is bad, Maddox, you know what it is. It's like an unripe into banana. You bite into it. It's a little bit too tart.

It's a little bit too bitter. And you sit there and you wish, you know? This banana would be pretty good if I left it on the shelf a couple more weeks. That's what high school sex is like. Okay, there's like three errors there. Like underripe bananas are not tart or bitter. They taste like grass.

Yeah. They taste green. That's all it is. It's just like an unpleasant. Fiber. Yeah, it's just like unpleasant. It's not tart or bitter and you don't leave it on the shelf another two weeks.

Because they're black. And comparing that to high school sex is very weird. Everything, everything that Guy ever said was weird. Can we conclude that banana docks is a metaphor for Maddox's life that he is now a tart banana putting himself up a shell on a shelf to ripen until he finally becomes a tasty sweet banana that everyone wants to enjoy. Oh, maybe. Well, no, he's attracted fruit flies.

It's him. That's why he always has bugs in his house. He's way past the ripe period. He's just hoping someone will just like, shove him in the freezer to make banana bread one day. So you can do with an overripe banana. He needs somebody, he needs like a quentin Tarantino. Yeah, he really does.

Because he's still like resurrect a career or like, yeah. Because he's still capable of saying completely stupid nonsense. Like he still looks at the world, like the bitterness that he has, the bitterness needs to be harnessed, can be harnessed. We try on the bonus episodes, but he really needs somebody, he really needs somebody to take it to the next level.

Mr. N's is your black rock comments are dumb, black rock. Really? I did not look into that at all. Well, here's why they're dumb. What you, remember what I said, black rock really I did not look into that at all. Well, here's why they're dumb. What you remember what I said black rock is yeah, buying up had that's houses that's profoundly disturbing to me. Yeah, because the fed buys their bonds. So this is giving them money.

Well, that they're just that they're just taking inventory away from yeah, regular people by just coming in like, you can't possibly match my offers. That is going on, right? Yes. Okay. It's a company they own. It's not them doing it directly. Whatever. Yeah.

You know what else I saw today? I saw a guy say that low interest rates are win-win because home buyers can bid another, like he had the math. He's like, well, when interest rates drop, a quarter of a precedent, home buyers can bid another $8,000 on their home price. So that's win-win.

I'm like, how the fuck, how is that a win-win? How is it a win for anyone? So the people getting their house bought have to go bid against inflating prices on the house they're bidding on. The guys bidding a house, bidding on the house have a, first of all, the property tax is now outrageous. Right, because it's every house getting bought

you fucking moron. Yeah, because it's right, It's reassessed right when yes Yeah, and all of these loans are all seven one arms or five one all of these are arms are they are they? Yes, the arms are dropping and the 30 years are not the 30 years is staying normal and arms are plummeting So the arms when it when it when the when it comes do all of a sudden you're paying the, yeah. Like, what the fuck? You're like, holy shit. That's what happened. This is what happened last time too, partially.

Yes, it is. Partially, all of a sudden, you know, when it, yeah, when it adjusts, like you said, everybody's the eternal optimist. I'll be making more money. I'll have money put away while that. That's great. It's like, when that fucking thing went from X amount to double X amount, you're like, well, how are you going to fucking pay that?

Win, win. Where's the, where is one win besides besides the taxes? Your BlackRock comments are dumb. BlackRock is the asset manager's asset manager. Okay. Yeah. They don't take proprietary poisons like a hedge fund. I assume he means positions.

They also because you called it a hedge fund. Yeah. Is that what I don't care everybody knows that it's some American hedge fund is that somebody, some group is buying up, like thousands of homes, I'll change it. The devil is buying. Is a company owned by the devil. I cut you off, but that is that his point of contention

that you called it a hedge fund? I think it gets better. They also charge low fees. So if you want blackrock, you can easily invest in BLK or any of their ETFs or funds. What does he pitching them? I guess. They make their money on volume

not two and 20. What? If you read Laughier's poker, BlackRock was the result, the people's asset manager. Is this guy mentally ill? What? Is he coming? It's got to be another country, right? That's it. English is, is not his first language. That's stock stuff. Anyway, keep on keeping on. Great to see your man back in studio. Show continues to be excellent. Well, buddy, the problem is you can't live in stocks. You could buy them and get nice returns, but you can't print them out and live inside them.

And I bet I promise you that all of the rental contracts that BlackRock is pulling up has shit like we reserve the right to kick you out if you are found saying racist things online or smoking weed. Well, I'm sure there's all kinds of fine print that will be used to their advantage. Should they need to use it? Oh, here it was. The disrespecting the national anthem. Oh, well, I don't care about that anymore. Yeah, we've moved on.

Let's disrespect other national anthems. Wait, you want to see some Chinese propaganda? Yeah, why not? Against the US. This is what this is how the Chinese say we celebrate Independence Day. So this is a Chinese government account, news, whatever. But obviously, how a gun happy nation spends its Fourth of July weekend.

And it's got these two guys, two politicians saying to freedom and another guy saying, to fucking the public of shooting. Right. I'm shooting guy. And then it's a handgun and an AR-15. And he looks very drunk or something. His mouth is,

Yeah, he looks like a he- he's silly comic. Yeah. And then he's, there's a death from firearm on a gravestone. Yeah, he's dancing of shooting guns off next to it. I love it because they know that this will work. Like all of the people, I just, I can't take people who have a gun control opinion seriously. Like I can't take them seriously in their brains.

The kind of people who think that guns A, like can be controlled. Well, sure. Like, there's hundreds of millions of fucking guns. Yeah. The same people who talk about 3D printing guns being a big deal, but they can't mentally quell that gap between, oh, I think you're wrong. I think they're coming after them.

What's a guns? Oh, you think so? Yeah. Oh, I think the doorknock to get, no, I was only step one. I was only thinking that they can be controlled. You think we're past that? Yeah, I don't, I mean, I think that, I don't know, man.

No, I think they'll try. I think they'll try. I agree with that. Yeah, they can. No, I mean, no, people are, you're gonna be able to get guns. Yeah. From, you know, through different means. I just love that they've perfectly captured the mentality.

I mean, as a war on drugs, cut down drugs. I mean, no, I don't think so, right? I mean, for me personally, yes, but fine. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe they are going to get them. Do you think it's cut down? The war on drugs has cut down on drugs?

I don't think so. You don't think so? The war has cut down on drugs. I think they just, I mean, I don't know. I mean was cutting down on drugs. I just think they just a little bit. I mean, I don't know. I mean, certainly not worth the cost. Yeah. But the, yeah, I mean, you're always going to find always new and creative ways of, like

the war against whores. I probably cut down on whores. You know, yeah, like if the war against whores, if prostitution was legal, it would be, I would think it would be all over the place. Yeah, you know? Mm-hmm. Maybe not though. Hmm, I don't know.

We'll have to test that. Okay. Let's do some advice, little bit of advice, voice mail, and then we're out of here. A little horseless dickless advice I need it, please update. I'm the guy who got diabetes, lost my job, and got divorced by my wife in the same two weeks. Jesus.

So after my last email where Sean was so nice and understanding and you and your man should on me in a way that was completely unacceptable for someone like me who pays upward of $1 a month on Patreon. I moved back to my mom's house and I'm looking for a new job. I'm a software engineer and specialized in VR and at the moment, that's not a bad spot to be in.

It's now a programmer's market again, like it was before COVID and freelance remote work is more common than ever. But since moving in, my mother's house got robbed. Dude. What is going on with this guy? He must have run over at gypsies. Daughters. I know.

I know what is going on. And my $5,000 Dev machine and all of my VR equipment was stolen Oh god, that's sex what the fuck so I think there is a fun game to be had here what bad things will happen next bingo The free center square is losing a toe to diabetes. But what are the rest? I get cancer, I buy the shirt, I get hit in the head with a bat and lose the ability to program.

So what do you do when your admittedly unhealthy, codependent marriage disappears and you find yourself over 30? Oh boy. With no friends and no support structure except for your ambivalent mother. Um-hmm. Ambivalent means both ways, not uncaring, uh, who is only helping temporarily out of a sense of begrudging obligation. Seriously, what the fuck do I do now? How do I start a life that I should have started cultivating 10 years ago before my

doomed marriage consumed everything for a decade? Well, I mean, you gotta find the guy that stole your VR shit and steal it back. Just don't, don't spend another five years wondering how, you know, wondering how you make up for all this wasted time. Yeah, make your mom buy you new stuff. It's a leash. It's all a car. Like, say, you fucked me over.

It's a leash. It's a car. Like say, you fucked me over. It's your fault. I was married to this abusive bitch for whatever 10 years because my model of women is based on you and you were very emotionally negligent when I was a kid and you fucking owe me $5,000 at least. Get a credit card, power that fucking thing up. Let's go. Let's VR shit today. Emotionally negligent. That's a good, that's actually a very good term. Yeah, because they haven't heard of it. It's not overused. No abuse. They're like, no, no, negligence. It's not. Yeah, neglect, negligence. Yeah, there you go, easily solved. Okay. Let's see here.

Need advice regarding eating disorders, big dick Rick, hey, dick, you can read my name on air if you want, but just my first name. I recently discovered, I have, sorry, big dick. Sorry, big. What a, I recently discovered I have been going through an eating disorder to lose weight, but I need to stop and gain muscle.

Well, you can, you can gain muscle and have an eating disorder. You can take a holiday. Look at that bruiser. Yeah. Okay, I have been around 200 pounds. By the way, the way in at fat.dick.shows open. I'll read him next week. So go there and for the last one, I missed it because he's 200 pounds. And what is he like, five, four? I mean, because he, you know, he left out how tall he was. Well, that's, I mean, obviously, that's, you know, if he's six, three and 200 pounds,

probably not too fat. Yeah. I have been around 200 pounds. Do you know that I have not had a drink in eight days? Yeah. If I don't drink tonight, this is a new record. That's crazy. Nine days.

Yeah. Why do you remember it? What do you mean? Why do I remember how many days I've gone without drinking? Yeah. I don't know, because every day it feels like an eternity, so I count it a thousand times. Yeah, okay.

I have been around 200 pounds for the last eight years. So what nine days in your mind is like two minutes? Yeah, I mean, I haven't been feeling it. For the last eight years and struggled with weight loss. Last year, he's anorexic. Last year, after a breakup and going to therapy, I started taking my health seriously and went to the gym in tandem with Jujutsu. Do not do Jujutsu.

Why not? I've never done it. I've never done it. So does it? Every, like these guys, I have, I know so many guys who get into martial arts in their late 20s, and that is just too fucking late, man. Yeah, huh. You've done martial arts, so.

You start fucking things up in your 30s. They do not, number one, they do not get unfucked. And they will prohibit you from doing normal stuff for the rest of your life. Don't fucking do it. But you'll do it. Your shoulders, especially your jitsu, because it's all shoulder and hip-based,

you know, it's like putting on a 200 pound seatbelt, you know what I'm gonna do then. After I injured my knees, there you go. I stuck with working out and lost around 20 to 30 pounds by a year's end. I got praise for my slim appearance and how my muscles showed more, but I was driven to do more.

I've been using a meal planning app for the past couple years to help with diet as all the meals are 500 calories or less. That's great. Recently, I dropped down to 167. Okay, so maybe he was about. He's probably on the short side, right? I mean, yeah.

And about low body fat percentage, which I haven't been in years, I discovered that I have been eating about 600 calories a day and still purging my food at night before bed. Oh, no. So he really is, he really is blemic. How about he don't do that?

I mean, if he, don't be doing that. Yeah, he's throwing up, throwing up 600 calories a day. That's nothing. That's nothing my mom eats. I would think he'd be losing weight at a faster rate. Well, no, because when you do that, your body goes. That's trying to conserve. Yeah, it'll hold on to every, if you breathe in something,

it'll hold on to it. I quit weed and prep for a drug screening for a new tech job, but that's the rest of his appetite. Yeah, and made me crave less food and feel like even more shit. Because you totally fucked up your insulin. Dude, yeah, you're not, there's no way. There's no way you can have energy.

Does he think he's fat? Is this really like a, you know? He's not in control. This is the only thing he can do to control his food is throw it up. Have you ever met a happy woman in your life? The answer's no. It's because they all do this. What you're doing, they eat barely any food and then secretly

throw it up and it makes them fucking, it makes them crazy. They're hungry, all, they're hungry all the time. So they're always cantankarous and annoying and it's not, do not eat like a woman or you will become one. I quit, you'll get osteoporosis. I quit weed. Yeah. Uh, too long. Do you know of a good way to eat more so that I can fuel my muscles, but not get fat, buddy? Just work out more.

I weigh lift weights. You can eat the right things. You know, I mean, it's, it's not, it's not hard to find throwing a, well, that's the thing. It doesn't matter what you eat. you keep barfing it up. I don't even know how tall he is. I weigh myself daily, stop doing that as well. Yeah, no, see, he's got to stop.

Stop, no, he's got to stop. He's got a mental issue, clearly. He's weighing himself, because you know, he's going, fuck, I was, I was 174 and a half yesterday, I'm 176. What, what, what could it be? We weigh themselves every day. Okay, I'm not like a self-d do that? What could it be? We weigh themselves every day. It would be like a seven-day range. Yeah, yeah.

I weigh myself daily, and typically, if I'm anything over 170, even 171, I become disgusted and start starving myself. Right. No, he's, yeah. And purging more since I think the added weight is fat. You got to figure out your mental state, dude. Like, you have a fucking problem. No, no bullshit, I'm not making fun of it. Seriously, go talk to somebody if you gotta talk to somebody.

Figure it out, just go to the doctor and say, I'm acting like a woman. I'm throwing up all my food. You can do that. I'm weighing myself every day. Yeah, I need a sex change. You can still give the information like a woman that's useful to,

hey, I'm black, I'm like a woman, I'm barfing my food up all the time. I need to get it. Okay. I need to get my monitor cut off and get my chest milk working. I'm picking up what you're putting because I'm fucking pregnant.

Cause I'm a woman. Sorry, it's long. If you don't want to read it on the show, then it's all good. Just wanted to get y'all's input. Since y'all seem like, like you know a thing or two about proper muscle building and diet. Yeah, stop.

That eat. Stop weighing your fucking self. Look how old do you think this guy is? Look, it all falls apart. It all very quickly. It all starts falling apart and it doesn't fucking matter what you thought looked good or was a good number at your age, because it's over.

I got it's probably already ending for you now. It's fucking over. The only thing you'll, the only thing you'll want after that is not to look like a god, not to look like you used to be in a heavy metal band. And now you just look like a goddamn barrel with arms. That's it.

Don't worry about it. Throw your, throw your stale away. What the fuck are you doing? We'll just get a sex change. Oh boy. Let's see here. I mean, I think I have one more. How to break through with a cute girl that's into me,

but also seem hesitant. Did I read the first half of this? I got a follow-up email. I don't know. We had a second date on Saturday, which is gigantic email in the beginning. We had a second date on Saturday and watched her favorite show in my place.

We both laughed, let me see how big her tits were. She's an extremely cute young receptionist at my local life insurance agency, short petite thin with brunette hair, beautiful hazel eyes, and a very enticing can situation. Someone is in love already. We had our second date on Saturday and watched her favorite show at my place. We both laughed and had a good time. And I hugged her at the end of it.

And thanked her for coming. Today she told me that there just isn't a spark. I really don't understand what I did wrong. He watched your favorite movie. What else could there be? He's a track. He's attracted to you. We watched your favorite movie. We both laughed. I thanked you for coming over. What do you mean? There's no spark.

What could be other than maybe playing things a little too safe. I always err on the safer side. And it seems to really not ever work out. Well, what do you want to do? Pretend to be me for the rest of your life. Does that sound like fun? Pretending to be someone who has various substance, addiction problems and impulse control problems. And you're gonna wake up every day and fake this

in order to snare a woman and always be terrified of losing her because you're acting like someone you're not. Does that sound like a lot of fucking fun to you? It sounds like fun to me. Do that. Yeah, do that. Just every day wake up and say, oh, what would I do if I was a completely different person?

How can I win this girl over? What can I do to not be such a pussy and be more aggressive without turning chicks off? That seems to be what they really want, but it doesn't come naturally to me. I mean, I don't know. You're dating a fucking receptionist. They're not really,

maybe you're dating a little below your league, bud. Or think of that. Somebody doesn't have the same interest levels and things. All right, let's do voice mail, Sean. Yeah. That was, we made it. I can't believe we missed a week. Yeah, but this was a good show.

Oh, good. I think the streak is broken. Well, I know that's the worst part. What are you going to do? What am I going to do? What are you going to do? List time machine and go get vaccinated. I still wouldn't do it, actually.

You got, you know, I didn't think, you know, depending on what you got, if you got a very enter or not, but I honestly, I was like, he's probably, he's probably pretty much immune to it. I thought I was. Well, you've been around enough people to wear like, I would have thought you would have gotten it. I didn't even try to be careful. Everybody got it here.

I know. I got some kind of variant, some kind of Mexican attacking variant. That's what it is. Right. Because I didn't lose my taste, right? It's got to be variant. Not everybody does, but it is very common. People don't.

The doctor said the cool people didn't. Yeah. Gotcha. All right, everybody. This is, Everybody does, but it is very common people don't. The doctors said the cool people didn't. Yeah. Gotcha. All right, everybody, this is, this is a safe state corrupted with Dick is probably dead. See you next Tuesday. Two stay more nothing yet feel full on Podcast app there's a gap Noone has passed more fake gasps. I can tell that it's probably dead. Oh, yeah Six year streak sneaky Greek ox Mad one, it's finally done

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Well fucked up things run through my head without the ads and break the spell Sick with coup, go fuck yourself I can tell that dick is probably dead We suck until that dick is probably dead Yes, I can tell that dick is probably dead that take it's not even close. Thank you, buddy. Here we go. Hey, Decaixion, here's what makes me rage.

Nothing new. This stupid thing with the whole shane or whatever the fuck her name is, Richardson, the sprinter who smoked pot, and I kicked out and still trying to go into the news rounds. And what gets me more than anything is just how stupid people are on it. And there's this one argument I keep seeing and they're like, so Michael Fulps was treated better than she was. This was racist. You did it after the Olympics. People live on. I remember when Michael Phu's down

to have bleeding, he locked everything, the fucking life cereal camp will then. Oh yeah. I think it's the head of the head. That way signed a lot of everything. Did they? Yeah. I think so. I'll take anybody. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And like I think somehow you merge. Like on top of it. Like, you know, people are saying the same thing for this, this chick and they say, like, oh, Michael Phillips was treated worse than her. And this is the racial thing. Oh, fuck it. Racial, it's just this is stupid thing. It's just they just go like we, the end.

Yeah, who knows, it's true. It's stupid. You just have to fuck up. Yeah, shut the fuck up. You can't think of anything. You can't think of anything. You can't think of anything. You can't think of anything. You can't think of anything. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Stupid news, but yet people are still trying to draw a line to the fan over it. Just fuck it. Shut the fuck up. Get on with the rest of your life. Stop fighting over

stupid shit that doesn't even revolve around you. Or keep fighting over it. Do what you do. It makes you happy. Yeah. I saw some I saw some conservatives throwing a fit about Caitlin Jenner. Like, well, why would we have a representative? How would you just shut the fuck up? It's like the most, do you know anybody more famous than this? Do you not understand? Do you not understand where you live? It's like a big country full of fat morons

that just click on what they know. That's where, do you want to win or what? Yeah, right? What is your fucking problem? Yeah. Uh, no, it's the answer. No, you'd rather be, you just rather be right. Oh, okay, let's see here.

Hey, Dick, this is Adam Florida. One thing that makes me a rage is when people don't fucking listen to a simple question you're asking and you have to repeat yourself like three fucking times like, hey, what's your number? Oh, I'm sorry. What was that? I didn't hear that. Hey, what's your number?

What's your number? Hey, what's your fucking number? And when do they answer, they end up mumbling. Oh, I'm sorry. What did you say? Why do you want their number, then? They annoyed for having to repeat that. Tell me where you live.

How are you live? It's not hard. I asked you the question three fucking times and you don't see me acting annoyed. But when you're fucking answering, don't act so annoyed once you understood the question. Yeah. All right. Have a go. Well, sorry, that's happening.

It's a bloody. All right. Here you go. Hi dick. What makes me a rage are all of these brain dead conservatives losing their fucking minds over that San Francisco gay choir thing. Well, we'll convert your children because it's a fucking joke and it's really kind of funny. I know. And I said, some of these idiotic, kind of people saying, oh my god, they're

actually coming for our children. They're going to convert the children. It's like, no, they are. Fucking joke. Learned to take a fucking joke. I don't understand it. I don't know. Since a hammer about that is not as ridiculous. And it just cements the stereotype that

conservatives don't know what humor is. How many, uh, no, they get the joke. How many pedophiles today? I saw three. I saw three. I don't know. It's a funny thought. Yeah.

It's hilarious. Anyway, go fuck yourself. Yeah, see, whenever I make a joke about women, I want them to see and hurt about it for the rest of their lives. That's what me, sorry, maybe I don't understand comedy like you, but when I'm making jokes, I really want someone to feel it forever and for it to change all their future behavior in a way that gets, like if I make a joke, that's a good joke.

Yeah, that's what I call a good joke I mean explain fucking comedy to you one of those jokes that stays with you. Yeah I'm trying to oh yeah, here's Speaking of jokes. This is what Maddox posted Maddox posted this about a vaccine. He got his vaccine right away. Obviously. I wanted God to do mine personally Maddox says it's not rational to focus on very fringe cases that some people with specific disorders may experience as justification to be hesitant.

After all, every time I always hate that, what? I always hate what he's about to do right there. After all, you could, you know, you could get killed in your car. You could get killed on the way to your car. A giant chunk of frozen shit could break loose from a 757 and crush your head on your way in the driveway to your car. And it's such an easy rhetorical device to employ, right?

Yeah, sure. Well, except he says, after all, every time you get in a car, there is a one in 107 chance of dying. That can't be true. It can't possibly. That's phenomenally high. So if you drive for a year, you'll die three times. I mean, three and a half. Yeah.

Yet, I assume you still drive. One in a hundred and seven. This is a, maybe that was the math question that he couldn't get over. I don't know. I mean, that seems, that seems insane to me, but it is insane. It's not even, it's not even close. There's a one, there's a one in a hundred and seven chance every time you get dying, you could probably eat poison

and it would be about a one in a hundred, seven chance of dying. Maybe you could shoot yourself in the head and maybe it would be one. And that's not a hundred percent. Yeah. Driving in a car is certainly not one in 107 chance. Trins, I'm like it.

Ah, I missed doing the show with that guy. He's too fucking dumb to be real. Yeah, well, you know, what was the K people expecting with their joke? We made a song about coming for your kids. Well, they had to know that, I mean, are they going to any publicity's good publicity? I don't think so. I mean, you have to decide doesn't really have that. Which group is gonna go ape shit? It's gonna be that one.

We're coming for your kids. Oh, you guys haven't come for, with any kids in your whole group, have you? Not even one I hope. Uh-oh. Statistically, statistically that's gonna be a big rough road of ho-

So I think it's one in 107. One in 107. I'm going to have to chance to big up that a file. Okay. I never understood. Brows before hoes. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Are you jealous? Yes. The woman like, yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah, for sure. yeah are you jealous? yes yes yeah for sure the only exception is if like let's say like your fucking family member died and you know you fucking the family member and maybe and it's your one bro and you're like i don't say you don't know how to emotionally handle this and he's like

what but I got I pussy man maybe what the hell was that that's like man fuck it's the only thing to get your mind off it honestly what kind of man gets jealous over one of their friends getting well all men yeah it's good young man yeah damn I haven't jealous. Yeah, it's been young men. Yeah. I haven't been laying a while. It's straight up being a bitch. It's being a woman.

I don't, I've never got bros before. No, I don't even get the point of it. That was always something that like some guys you knew would say. Yeah. Like it's like that you would never say. It's like they're different. It's like the man version of promise me you won't be upset. Like when your girlfriend promised me you won't be upset.

Like well, I will be, I promise that I am already upset because you said that. Right. Brothers, brothers, no one goes before a hoe. You're like, no, I'm getting a head start to be upset. Thank you. Now I'm getting a head start to being upset. Thank you. Now I'm picking the hoe on principle. Whatever hoe you're talking about,

you're the fucking bottom. Unless you suddenly started sucking dick, unless you, in which case, let's talk about it. Yeah, then maybe browse before hose. If you have some kind of magical potion, that turns you into a hotter hoe than the one we're talking about. Okay.

Here we go. Hey, they go play the way it makes me a rage. It's people who drench their food inside. People who put ketchup, they just proff ketchup on their fry. They have a fucking thing of fries. Yeah. And instead of having a little bit of top, yeah, dip it.

They dip their ketchup in, they just dump the sauce all on top. That's all you're gonna find is get soggy. You know, like the whole point of the fry is that it's a nice crispy, salty little treat. You dip in the ketchup. You want just enough, you want to tell you what else is everything to tell you what else is a flavor you want the right combination of flavors I agree with them right drinking ketchup yeah I mean what's the fucking point just eat ketchup just drink it by the bottle you fuck that's found a

pot need like 20 sauce packets for 10 piece chicken McNugget I would eat 20th chicken nuggets with one packet thought and that's fine. Yeah, let's grossly. Like twenty of those things. Well, there's a middle ground. People would order like five packets of barbecue sauce for one chicken breast, the KFC. Like what the fuck? Well, I'll chuck down a chicken breast at KFC.

I'm gonna have to do that. The fucking cheat pull in Mayo. I'm fucked up, Holy. It's police gross. It is. It's police gross. Yeah. It's the worst representation of a hallibany.

Is that what it is? Yeah, it's it's roasting. Yeah. You got to have a group. You got to fight into a fucking burrito. It's spills out of it. Good. You're a pig.

You're a pig. You're a pig. You're a pig. a fucking burrito. Hey, goops spells out of it. You're a fucking pig. You're a pendant. You eat that shit. Yeah, but what about like, a McDonald's the Buffalo sauce. I'll go through one sauce per nugget. That's so good.

I don't think I've ever had their buffalo sauce. I haven't eaten McDonald's in a long time. Szechuan sauce could eat a dick. Their buffalo sauce is amazing. And it's not, I always liked their hot mustard sauce. And it's the only time I ever liked mustard on chicken. Yeah. Like I would never like put mustard on chicken normally.

No. But their hot mustard sauce, I don't know, it's like the magic just enough. mustard on chicken normally. No. But they're hot mustard sauce. I don't know. It's like the magic just enough. Heat horse radish. He heat with the like the tang and the tiny bit of, I don't know why I like it, but I do. These nighttime shows always ended talking about food.

I haven't eaten all day. I gotta go barf up nothing. That poor guy. Stealing up every day. You gotta get your head straight. Stop throwing up. That's, you don't need therapy. Look, I'm gonna sit here.

Listen, stop fucking throwing. You think a therapist is gonna fix that? Just fucking stop throwing up. Yeah, it's a sign. And it's print out a picture of me. He may have such a, stop fucking throwing up on a toilet. That may become so uncomfortable to him that he just fucking has to just fucking stop. Yeah, that's well, yeah. I mean, go for a run. Do cocaine. To cocaine. Which doesn't cure COVID, I discovered. No, apparently not. I guess.

But you did do the research. Yeah, so good. I did. Good for you. And neither does my showrooms. Also doesn't cure COVID. That's unfortunate. It's better than the Jack in the box.

Frank's wing sauce is a fucking joke. I know that's like a famous one. It's too buttery. It's way too buttery. It tastes like it has butter in it or something. Yeah, not a fan. It's better in the bottle. Yeah. like it has butter in it or something. Yeah, not a fan. It's better in the bottle. Yeah, I like the more vinegary buffalo sauces.

Oh, you like vinegary? Well, no, you know, like most of them are. Like when you get a hot, play to wings or whatever. And if you inhale over them, you start coughing. Yeah. It's got that vinegar and pepper coming off of it. Man. Yeah, aerosol form. It's a long time it. Man, yeah. And aerosol form.

It's great. I love wings. Me too. So, dick, you got the Rona. Why'd you get tested, dick? Why'd you become a statistic? Why'd you become another quiver in their arrow for locking you down longer, dick?

Quiver in their arrow. And then, and then, and then you went to the doctor and got tested. What does the doctor tell you to do, huh? Quiver in their air. Uh, and then arrow in their quiver. You went to the doctor and got tested. What does the doctor tell you to do, huh? Quiver in their arrow. Is that what he says? He got a transposed, I mean. Hold your go home, rest up.

No. No fucking medication. You weren't gonna fucking die. Right? See, this is the fucking bullshit that you hear on the news. You're gonna die if you get the rona. But when you go to the doctor,, it's like just go home. I didn't go to the doctor. You'll be fine I went to a Testing place. Yes, just so you know what you have cargo container. Yeah in a parking lot. Yeah, the mall

Because I wanted to know right gonna want to know if I fucking had it Just want to check ask I don't give a fuck about this stat. Curiosity. Does this make the stuff up? That's, have you not been paying attention? There's nothing you can do or not do to stop anything. That's kind of, that's a fucking kind of, why I'm not vaccinated.

So I think I have any control over. Is that the door? Could be. Eastworld's walking the dog around. Oh no, I thought it was the vaccinators. Oh yeah, coming for you. You think they're really gonna do that, right? Well, they've been over respected community members

whatever the fuck that means. I don't know if they'll go if they'll, if they'll inquire. That means carps, right? I don't know if they'll inquire as to whether you're vaccinated or like I said, set up appointments at home so you don't have if they'll inquire as to whether you're vaccinated or like I said, uh, set it set up appointments at home. So you don't have to like go anywhere. Oh, they bring the vaccine to you. Yeah, that's why if you say no, like I told the sex people to go fuck themselves four

times. No, I mean, no, I just did it. No, like you can go online and make an appointment. Somebody will come out. I don't want the goddamn vaccine. This don't make an appointment, but they're going to come knocking every week. Maybe I don't know. goddamn vaccine. This is- This is- This is- This is- This is- This is-

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I don't know what could be going on here. I feared for my life. I feared for my life. Okay. Hey, Dick, what makes me a rage is mentally ill, mental health advocates. Oh, they're mentally ill mental health advocates. Oh, oh, they're mentally ill. They're always put like mental health advocate or, you know, like identify themselves that way to get like tied up and, you know, or get, you know, involved in, you know, that kind of activism. Yeah, I don't know. Like maybe half of them are having mental illness.

having mental illness. That just seems ridiculous to me. Like, wouldn't, you know, if I was, you know, an alcoholic, you know, would I be the best person to advocate, you know, first? Yes. Well, you know, just like represent a bad example. That's what I mean, you know, the best person to like, I mean, be a spokesperson for her mother's against drug driving. Or, you know, be a person, would I be like, you know, the best person to like, I mean, you spoke person to her. So her mother is against drug driving, or you know, be a person would I be like,

you know, a great like personal trainer, or, well, yeah, they all say, all personal, like, I used to be fucking fat too. You know, more active lifestyle, it's like you can't. He's saying currently fat. You can't advocate for the thing that, you know, you can't like lay claim to

uh... you can't like you can't be like the spokesperson for how to solve the problem that you're like right in the middle of the old uh... well i don't know if you have the guy at a a shouldn't be drunk who has leading the way to make a a loser. I have a future. Right. I mean, I kind of know what he's trying to say, but he needs to think about that a lot longer. You know what's funny about mental health

is we can't put it away. What do you mean? Well, like before the government took over the country, it seemed like everything was on a nice comfortable upward trajectory, like when Trump was there before China made the woof-woo, right? And it felt like mental health could be broached as a thing. You know guys, we're doing really well.

Stock markets doing great. Trump's hilarious. Let's start talking about mental health. And then, we'll flu hit and everything turned into a horrible surveillance health, health surveillance to Stopia, but they can't say, never mind about mental health. They have to keep going. So let's talk about mental health. Oh, everyone wants to kill themselves. That's like, well, there's a lot, lot, lot bigger problems than mental. A lot of things got really fucked up

and are gonna continue to be fucked up. Because a lot of things got fucked up. But like eating, like we need to go down in Maslow's, whatever pyramid, we need to go down in Maslow's whatever pyramid. We need to go down a level. We just went, we got failed back a grade. I need to start over. We can't do that.

All right, one more. Hey, there's no one makes me a rage. Is when people look at children, you know, kind of under and they say, you know, if they're acting, if a little boy acts like a girl or a girl acts like a boy, they will betray and they start shoving them with arm-up, or they just, you know, they know what they want to be, they know that they're not that gender. When, you know know nine out of ten children are going to pretend to be other genders at one point because it's funny.

Yeah. That's a different way. It's different. I mean my sister at three years old put on sports jerseys and pulled everyone her name with Bobby but now she's growing with three kids. So I don't think that she really thought, you know, she was a man. I don't think so.

No, I don't think so. Probably, I don't know anything. Kids don't fucking know anything. So to let some kids make the decision for themselves like that is completely ridiculous. Are you saying? No child, even at 18, you don't see everyone knows this. That's the problem.

I had no fucking idea what I was doing. I didn't know what direction I wanted to go in my life. I don't think I could have made a life-changing decision, like mutulating my genitals and destroying my body with hormones. I don't think even at 18, we're smart enough in our heads to make a decision. Well, it would change your entire life like that. Yeah, trans people, there's a very high suicide rate.

And there's a fairly high rate, I think, of a verdict, significant rate, yeah. Oh, slightly. Transitioning back. I don't know what the numbers are, but it's a matter of killing yourself. That sentiment is definitely there. That's that.

You know, well, the problem is everybody already knows that. No. Right. I'm like, ooh, what are you gonna do? I don't know. What are you gonna fucking do? Go throw up, go, yeah. Can't say it, black rock will take your single family rental.

Take your feet from you. You got here. Well, we can watch the, we can watch the chest melkers on here again. I don't know if anybody wants to. I kind of do. Let me, let me find it. So wild.

Yeah, let's just watch that and then be done. Somebody's, somebody has got to write in or something about about what? Lactation in transgender people. I can't, I can't get past it. I'm what part can you not get past that that Bill Cosby is that I'm not able to produce any milk. That's the part that throws you off.

Yeah, no, I just I want to know if it's possible because that statement makes me think that there is a way. Oh, because they're so upset. That someone born a man has become a woman can produce milk somehow. Okay. So this says, we don't have a cow. We have a bull. This says, I do. I sincerely thought, oh yeah, this is a skit.

But these two people have refused to accept identification documents for their newborn baby because it would require the female, the female, born female, I guess, who gave birth to the baby, glasses, to be listed as the mother and not the male black hair who did not give birth. So they're refusing to, you get that? Yeah. Sometimes we just, it's not a slight on, it's, we just need to classify things sometimes for legal purposes.

You have to fight every fucking battle. Now, we need a black hole sun to come suck all everyone off of the earth and all life in the universe. That's what we need. Here we go. I'm on board. So this is the glasses is the trans male, right? Dad. Yeah. The glasses, yeah. And this is the dad.

Forcing me to label myself as the mother, and that's not the case, but don't ask the mother. Oh, no. They clipped in the, the trans mom crying. It's a, it's a dead socket. Ugly cry or two. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, being done for these people. I want to make it clear. I can't see this as anything other than comedy. No, this is like a atrocity. I'm sorry if that sounds callous.

It does. Or you're without any type of empathy, but I can't take this seriously when there's so many degrees between healthy and this. To deal with. Not worry about. One, you're saying degrees between healthy and this is unhealthy because they're not getting

the services that they are in discernment of because guys like Jeff Bezos are flying around in outer space pretending to be an astronaut while these people... They're talking about they can't put the fucking, they can't fill out the forms. Yeah, because it makes them identify wrong here. DC is forcing me to label myself DC. I'm at the birth of a case but don't it as the mother trans women can be mother DC is okay. Okay. Okay. Or they're making them do that. Trans women can be mothers making them do that. You can't trans women can be mothers.

Yes. Fine, you can't give birth. But she just say birth giver and- It doesn't say on the form of birth giver. Well, make some new forms. You know, you got a second star trek. You got a printer over there. You can't just make new, Sean, you can't make new forms.

Sure, why not? Takes a whole process. Just get a bureaucrat in that hospital. No, no, no. Hermes Conrad. New, uh, new forms and the health is don't see the findings. Did director of like human health that woman? Do you know the one I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. You know the one I'm talking about. I do. And she's not coming into bat for these poor people.

Hmm. Okay, here comes the milking part again. This is the, this is the latching part. I hope this isn't a prank and then I've got pranked. Yeah. If I am pranked, you shows it, the prank just shows a underlying problem of how these people are marginalized, of how people and similar as where you go.

Guys like Jeff Bezos and whatever, other billionaires, here you go. Getting our family. Oh, I have to hit on here. The baby has been able to latch, but I've not been able to produce any milk. It's okay because we're gonna supplement the feeding with formula so that... Supplement.

That's what I was just gonna say. Supplement the feeding, you mean you're going to feed the baby entirely from a bottle? Because that's, you know, I guess that's what God intended. Yeah. Well, God give, supplement. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna,

we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, and the nutrition it needs from the bottle. Some kids with milk. I can't even help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it.

I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it.

I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help it. I can still feeling hopeful. I appreciate so much for all your work. I appreciate you also, Dan. I'm coming down without you. I'm okay. I'm getting our family.

Do you think a forum is going to... What the... Well, it's a damn good start. I do that with my dog. Fill out a form. No, I get her latched on. Gross. That's why she's so big. Yeah, like your chest milk is nourishing this monstrosity

of a ponding, door opening, barking, equipment destroying animal. Yeah, to get in this. Mothers get all of the advantages. Mom gets, no one thinks it's weird. Can't they offer? The mom to squeeze, for a cis mom to squeeze chest milk into a baby's oral cavity. But a dad tries to do it,

or a trans mom, and everyone acts like a child, but it's exactly the same. Including the parts that produce the chest milk, they go on strike. They just say no, bigots. Get it to be back. Yes.

All right, good to have you back. All right, see you next week. Yes. All right. Good to have you back. All right. See you next week.