The Dick Show - Episode 268 - Dick on He-Manbabies
Episode Date: July 26, 2021The happiness index hits an all-time high, the Olympics' anti-sex beds, the US women's soccer team loses, the He-Man reboot that contains no He-Man, the FBI buys domestic terrorists lunch, the wacky c...ase of the Sophie Long Cyberbullyers, why the US government wants women, and drive-by chess attacks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Oh, I got too much sleep again last night.
Oh, opposite night before.
Oh, well, you should even out.
You would think, but.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
God, we've got a weird collar calling in today. Really out there, if he calls in.
We went to a Dodgers game this week.
Oh, you did?
I think it's the first game I didn't watch a single play.
Really?
Oh, how it's possible that I can space out an entire game. Do you have
a bunch of beer and shit? A lot. Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of stuff I had. Do you just, so you went
to Dodger Stadium? Yeah. And just just sat down and paid a lot for beer. Huh. I guess that's
all I did. Did anybody watch the game? Randy did. Oh, Randy. Well, Randy. Yeah, Randy.
Randy, yeah. He got he loves baseball. He loves the Dodgers. He's so into it though.
No, I know. He and I are like sad. Yeah. Yeah. He and I are like that. You get upset too.
Yeah. I mean, maybe not to the level that he does. Yeah. I don't know. I mean it. Yeah. No, we've had some, we've had
some like, like passionate baseball discussions, but you're both on the same team. Well,
exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not arguing. I said it. Well, yeah, the things that we're
done. Well, yeah, there's like, I don't know what the fuck they're thinking. You know,
shit like that. Oh, yeah, that one. Yeah. Randy will get, he gets up. If he's upset
at the end of the game and just leaves.
Oh, really?
Yeah, like walks to the car.
Oh, yeah.
So our friend is with us.
I don't, I don't do that.
My friends were that she's like, well, where did he go?
Should we wave him?
No.
He'll be at the car.
He'll never wait for Randy.
Never.
He'll be where he's supposed to be.
He's not at the car.
I don't know.
I don't want to know what he's doing.
I guess just because. That's one of the ones that blew the lead late, I think. Yeah, I've't want to know what he's doing. I guess just because.
That's one of the ones that blew the lead late, I think.
Yeah, I've been blaming an umpire.
Yeah, I didn't see it.
I've never had a lot more wrong than, yeah, yeah.
No, he completely fucking blew the call,
but there was a lot more wrong than that.
Man, and they have drug dogs.
Oh, did that?
Did that just stadium or bomb dogs? it's cops walking around with dogs in the
outfield like where you're trying to pay $20 for a drink, for a beer that you can't buy
more than two of in the bleachers. No, they've got this center field pavilion like they
lead them to the parking lot into a bar.
They're not even, I don't even call them cheap seas
because it's just benches, pick a, pick a,
pick a, and you can buy beers and then sit in them
and drink them and they've got some nice gravel
and some sparse shade.
So you get it.
That's just a thing I've did.
You've got to, um, yeah, who puts in like the slatted
patio cover?
Yeah, remember that?
It's like amazing.
What are you doing?
It's like wearing a visor.
Like you're missing half of your hat.
Stupid.
So they have that.
They have that for people who don't know any better.
And then all around there, it's like one cop per person
with a drug dog.
Oh my God.
And I don't even know what drugs they're sniffing for.
Maybe the dogs on drugs.
Maybe the dogs on drugs.
Sniffing for dogs.
Anyone smuggling dogs into the game.
They can be.
Anyone swuggling a beer into the game or liquor.
They're gonna sniff it out.
Did you eat one of the new Dodger dogs?
No, 80s girl did.
It was as if she was a good.
What did she say about it?
Did she make any thing?
They're supposed to be appallingly bad.
Oh, really?
Yeah, like universally across the board.
What did they do?
For the first time, they didn't sign a new deal with Farmer John.
I...
Yeah, no, people are like, it's universal across the board.
They're like, my three year old or my six year old loves Dodgerdogs went, it took two
bites and threw it down.
I hate them so much.
And then, I think the first inning or the second inning, they do this big salute to the troops.
Like a random, they pick like a random military member to honor and they do this whole thing.
And it was like, it was a husband and his wife. Like we'd like to honor and they do this whole thing. And it was like, it was a husband and his wife.
Like we'd like to honor this military and this she military for your share.
It was, it's just like living in hell.
There's constant, constant cops all over the place.
What you've been so jacked to.
What do you mean by their beer?
Yeah.
You can't escape it and there's no, they built a shade structure and then opted to put in a slatted roof shade.
So you'll never understand that.
You'll never understand that.
You'll never understand why you do half the,
why, do you want a little bit of,
why any of it?
If you hold really still,
you can get like red and white striped.
Yeah, like, you know,
awesome.
Hold on, I've gotten these two inches,
so I tan evenly.
Yeah.
The portion of my face now,
well, that's the Dodgers game and they lost.
So at least we got that.
Speaking of big losses,
and let's,
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Thank you for your service.
Oh my God.
Yeah!
How come a dick?
That one was off.
What a dick you want to get new to.
You love it.
You got as a show as a contest.
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I mean, how sick?
Mashed to dick.
It's $3 million a man for a mayor's worst Mexican.
160, I don't know, nine.
119 weeks running.
Joining me is always this world touring.
Hell, I base community and Sean the audio engineer.
Hello, Dick.
What's up, buddy?
Thank you for not killing yourself.
See, joining me on this very unhealthy program,
did I promote the crossover episode with Carl
enough last week?
I think I got distracted.
Are you promoting or thinking about the naughty mommies?
Which are still disgusting.
Yeah.
Still disgusting right now.
Right now.
I would, we should have bet on how much they weighed.
We should have over-undered how much.
So many pictures.
I don't think so.
But yeah, I don't think so.
Definitely, there were enough clues put together to know
that they're large girls.
A large girl.
Oh, God, Sean, the US women's soccer team is there's no one you want to see lose more and harder.
And then the US women's soccer team.
Because usually they win.
Usually, the men's team can't fucking find their ass, find their ass with both hands. Yeah. The women's team pretty dominant. Usually
they win. Once in a blue moon, they'll be devised. Oh, God, that sweet taste of their failure.
Fuck the women's soccer team. I don't care. I don't care if every Olympic US athlete has to lose as long as the US women's soccer team with their
bullshit and their entire as long as they lose, it's a good week.
It's a good mark them down, make them play every week, pay them whatever they want.
Right.
But stack the deck against them every time I want to see them.
I know it doesn't affect them.
I know that they don't care
about losing because they always feel, they always feel like they have lost compared to
the, it's because we didn't pay them enough, Sean. Well, I think, because they're not getting
paid as much as the men that they showed up to lose. I think as a function of the revenue
they generate, they make more. Oh, it's not enough.
It's not enough for them, but it is enough for me.
Say, I would like to hold a big parade.
Yeah.
Whoever, none of the, as long as it's not them, as long as it's not them, they lost that
beat.
I guess they lost like three nothing or something like that.
Yeah, I guess they did.
And then the next day they destroyed the fucking team.
Ah, that's too bad.
I didn't hear about that one, speaking of the Olympics,
did you see the anti-sex beds on the Olympics?
Because, well, in case you don't know,
the Olympic village has always been a fuck fest
for athletes from all over the world.
That is, that's really all that happens there.
Yeah, so to prevent this spread of COVID,
yeah, they made beds out of cardboard,
so they would collapse if people were having sex on them.
But you can sleep on it?
Well, I mean, a little Japanese man or a woman could,
I guess, it sounds like the most uncomfortable bed
in the fucking war.
Look at the size of this mattress.
How about the shot putter?
The 600 pound shot putter.
The guy who's like legit, like 250, you know.
I don't know.
How does he, yeah.
I don't know how, I don't know how you just don't take
the mattress and put it on the floor
or have sex in the shower or on the floor.
But this is what we're doing.
We're pretending that blocked.
They're only a scape route.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Amazing.
When I was in high school, I was quick story.
My buddy, Bob and I decided that we were just going to leave it at first break at like
brunch, they called it and just not go back to school.
It was like my senior year, so you're not even allowed
to go to the parking lot without the fucking,
you know, campus narks or whatever,
driving around in golf carts.
Like, because they're like, yeah, you can't leave,
you can only leave it at lunch, right?
You have no business going to,
even if you're going to get something out,
they will follow you to your car.
So this one sees us get in the car
and start the car and she comes peeling up fucking behind.
Yeah.
You know, like she's gonna like block us,
except for he had parked way on the end
where there was no other car in front
and he just drove over the parking block and out the gate.
We like duck down and like the look on her face was like,
but I blocked your only escape route.
How did you do that?
Yeah, we got to get bigger concrete things.
Didn't see that one coming at all.
Oh man, what did you not learn that day?
Probably a, I don't know.
I mean, I didn't learn a whole lot, probably a lot.
That's, I think I could have sex in this bed,
this Olympic anti-sex bed.
That's what, these are the, in case, I think I could have sex in this bed, this Olympic anti-sex bed.
That's what, these are the, in case, the other, the other, the other measures that we're
doing to prevent COVID, those are all fine, but this, this one in particular, we can all
agree is dumb, right?
Beds made out of cardboard to prevent athletes from having sex.
Yes.
Is that, okay, here's what, stop.
Here's something else that makes me
a rage. This is Sean, I'd like you to direct your attention to this, this sculpy that I posted
online. Do you see that? You notice anything odd about I just posted this. I made a
dog sculpy turned out pretty good. Is that like modeling clay? What is that? That sculpy
modeling clay. What did you do to me to do it. Well, I made it.
I posted it.
You made everybody.
Yeah.
So I think you'd see what I did.
You see anything maybe odd about this picture, like an alien in the background of the giant
erection, maybe like a joke.
What we would call it, I post this fucking thing. And I have a hundred people tripping over themselves
to call me gay and tell me to have a kid all,
oh, you're a fucking, you're such a fucking woman now.
Like just, just falling, just spitting all over them.
Oh, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god,
why, because you made a cute dog?
Because like you're pussy for making that dog.
Yeah, pussy for putting, look pussy for a pot.
Oh my God, guys, do not see the bright.
Just calm down for one second.
Calm down.
Calm down for once.
Please get the joke.
Please, please, just I'm begging you.
I'm begging you guys, please take a minute and get the joke.
If you ever are, if you ever are sitting sitting there wondering whether or not there's a joke and you come to
find yourself arriving at the conclusion of no, there is not a joke, go back to the beginning
and think, God, I really, maybe, just maybe, there is a joke for once, for once deny,
for once deny yourself the immediacy of
a conclusion and the confidence in it with which you will post that someone else is
embarrassing themselves.
Just think for a moment.
It's all I'm asking.
It's okay.
Buddy, big alien, big cock in the background.
It's so big.
It's so big that it looks like he might be like
fucking a smaller alien.
Yeah.
That's face wasn't finished.
Oh.
Like you didn't put the eyes on the, yeah.
Something else there.
It's a big dick.
Something I give it another, how about this?
The he-man show.
Mm-hmm.
Did you see he-man?
Oh, I sit down to watch the man with my nephews. Yeah. They said, Uncle, where's the he-man and the he-man show. Did you see He-man? I sit down to watch He-man with my nephews.
They said, Uncle, where's the He-man in the He-man show?
I don't know, buddy.
I don't know what to tell you.
They said, Uncle, why is there just two butch lesbians
walking around talking of not caring about
what happens to the universe?
I said, I don't know, bud.
Yeah. I don't know what I saw. I don't know, bud. Yeah.
He man show that I saw had no he man in it.
It's weird because it kind of skits a frenic like, oh, it's for kids, it's for kids, it's
for kids.
And then like, you know, sucks.
And then somebody says like dickhead or something or, you know, like unbelievable, unbelievable
that I got roped into thinking that there might be a he-man in a he-man show. Yeah.
He-man, right there in the title.
Mm-hmm.
But what we have is a, what we have is a,
Wait a minute, Massacistic, I think it's just boys,
it's just called Masters of the Universe Revelation.
Sean, it's, don't fuck with me.
It's a he-man show.
It is that a he-man show.
It's a he-man picture of he-man.
It's like, it would be like, if in Aladdin,
with the big picture of the genie in there,
the genie gets killed in the first 10 seconds of the movie,
and then comes back and the ending gets killed again.
He said, Waltz, about Aladdin.
Where the fuck is the genie?
Where the fuck is the thing that people
turn into the shelf for?
Instead of watching a self-absorbed,
a self-absorbed, arrogant lady whose name to tell her,
but has nothing to do with the woman from the original show
that you would want to hang around with.
Yeah, it's like your buddy and a woman instead of someone
instead of someone that's built like a body builder.
There's only whose only characteristic that differentiates her
from a woman is her physical build.
That's it.
Making a strong woman character.
I can't, they duped us again.
Well, but you had to use me again.
You have to know that stuff is coming.
I mean, that's what it is.
That's what it's gonna be.
I mean, way, way over the line.
Way over the line this time.
She hangs around with another one as you read.
Yeah, there's an entire episode,
do you term it the black woman?
Yeah, okay.
There's an entire episode, do you talk about the black woman? Yeah, okay. There's an entire episode dedicated to her coming to terms
with how strong she is as a woman.
How many, how many episodes are out?
Like five, yeah.
They have conversations that women in the show
have conversations about how they used to talk too much
about men.
It's a double, it's an inception beck del failure.
They're not talking about men.
They're talking about how they used to talk so much about men.
Absolutely baffling that this show exists.
And the defenders, the defenders of it are out on mass.
Then they're watching with their kids to great brave new direction.
What the fuck are you?
It's horrible.
Yeah, that one.
That one horrible.
Nobody wants to do anything.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure what that one is kind of supposed to be.
It's supposed to be a guy writing himself as a sardonic, as a, as a, as a butch lesbian that he wants to be.
That's Kevin Smith, self inserting as a lesbian who hates he man.
Like you're trying to remember when he man shows up, like it's just Adam all the time, right?
It's Adam dies.
Then at the end he comes, comes back from heaven because he gets nagged to death. It's really a, the time, right? It's Adam, dies. Then at the end, he comes back from heaven
because he gets nagged to death.
It's really a fucking nightmare.
It's like, oh, I'm in heaven, scoring around with my pals.
Oh, great.
It's you.
What do you want to talk about your feelings?
Incredible.
Well, I guess you've nagged me into leaving heaven.
It's time to go back to where I immediately murdered again.
Every man in the show cries.
Oh, okay.
And Orco dies.
Right.
Orco pretty much, you know,
Orco that you're like as a kid who you put yourself in as
because he's always fucking up and he's little.
Yeah, right.
Everybody remembers Orco.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, well that guy's little,
smaller than everybody and he always fucks up
and everyone's mad at him. So that's me. They kill you. Kill you as a kid. That's not for you. Who's it for then?
I don't know. It's 100% for me. I have no idea. Oh, I don't know either. I'm always curious. I mean,
they reboot everything and then twist it to kill them. Well, to suit kind of today's narratives
and today's values in certain circles.
And, you know, so I don't know.
Like you realize you're the bad guy,
you killed he man.
The bad guy has always been trying to kill he man.
You killed he man.
You're the bad guy.
Now when the bad guy shows up, I'm like,
well, I mean, I don't know.
I just hate this, I hate this, butch lesbian
who doesn't care about anything and has a stupid haircut
and the creator has already killed him.
I don't care.
I don't know.
I don't care.
So that's Sarah Michelle Geller.
Who is?
Tila.
Oh, really?
Uh huh.
I'm good for her.
Hamil is Skeletor.
Oh God, that was tourable too.
I mean, a headly is Evelyn, you know, Cersei Lannister,
who has her helmet off and has a bunch of hair
for some reason.
Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, compared to the Evelyn, Evelyn,
like whatever they go, like you guys are,
they go back to her.
Like you're really, really evil.
You're not all the sudden over it.
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I see the responses, what are you complaining about?
We haven't had a draft since Vietnam.
I think, is that, is that where we're at?
What are you complaining about because we haven't had a draft we're at? What are you complaining about
because we haven't had a draft in a while?
Like, are you guys talking insane?
But if we do, is that how you sign contracts?
Oh, here's your contract for work.
Like, we have the right to come stick a finger up your ass
at any time.
We haven't done it.
We haven't done it for a long time.
It's been a long time.
But if we need to just go ahead.
Yeah.
I don't see how I don't get the mentality of that.
I don't get it at all.
The government sees that people, people as property, your work as revenue, your property
as a, your property as extortion, and you is just, you is a potential slave on there.
I guess it's, I think it's, it makes me rage because the obvious move is to draft everyone
on the war on white supremacy, right, or the war on coronavirus or whatever.
Like, let's see if my first name's like, oh, well, yeah, of course you want women, because
then you could draft them and just make them go door to door and do whatever you want.
Like that's the new military.
You're not going to draft women and then send them to Iraq to have a ball-slapping party.
You know, draft them and send them door to door to give people injections, whatever, take
their guns, whatever.
So I started reading some of the quotes, right?
It's a two front, it's a two front rage for me.
There will, this was, this is the conservative side.
Voted against, I voted against, against forcing women to enter the draft.
And here's why American women have heroically served
in and alongside our fighting forces
since our nation's founding.
I don't know what that's based on.
Obviously false.
It's one thing, I think this was a senator who said this.
It's one thing to allow American women to choose this service,
but it's quite another to force it upon our daughters, sisters, and wives.
Baby makers.
Yeah.
What the, why is it, why is it offensive to you to force it on women and not men?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You, Senator, are never gonna go.
That's how I mean.
And your kids are never gonna fucking go.
But that sounds like a conservative senator stance yeah yeah
oh so horrible that we would force our huss our sisters and our mothers and our
wives what about the fucking what about men and what is your fuck what is your
problem uh... masorians feel strongly that compelling women to fight our wars
is wrong
who's our and so do i uh... this is the other side. This isn't
our grandfather's military, a Senate aid told ABC, blah, blah, blah, blah, noting that should
a draft be instituted. The greater need nowadays would be for more educated conscripts in
the specialty branches, like those with an expertise in cyber technology and STEM.
So they'll get drafted and not put on the front lines.
They'll be in, yeah, it's not Intel or more than,
it's just like work.
You get drafted and do work for another company.
Yeah, doctors and lawyers.
So you get drafted to go be a lawyer
to play Tom Cruise character
and a few good men.
So while a draft is highly unlikely
in many of our lifetimes,
why is it on there then?
Yeah.
Many of our lifetimes?
Well, things happen real quick.
Why is it on there?
Like, I mean, you can't make any like,
you know, sound predictions,
basically, the shit can change in a fucking right hurry.
What does highly unlikely mean to you?
I don't know.
None of that raises the same arguments about physicality,
all the things that were used to argue for a male only draft.
It's a different world. It's not your grandfather's military.
Well, there you go.
What do I have here?
Do you know how happy you are right now?
Not?
Not.
I mean, you know, I'm, you'd be surprised.
I'm never what you call happy.
New poll shows record breaking happiness in America despite COVID politics and climate change.
I don't know about that. I already do not believe this.
Number of Americans who say they're thriving reached as highest point in 10 years for
Calhub's life evaluation index. 60% of Americans consider themselves to be thriving.
That is not like a shock in.
This is just an ad, right?
Yeah.
Like this is, that is not, that's obviously not true.
It doesn't reflect anybody around me's experience.
Anybody that I know, anybody, I mean, it's fucking,
it's fucking weird to watch, to watch the media in the government
write history in real time, wrongly, like the guy who donated his suit to the Smithsonian
and how they keep hammering over and over that it's just like a day that will live in
infamy again, and that it's the happiest time.
What does it say?
Like, who did they record breaking happy?
Who did they talk to? How many people?
How many, you know, like from what, you know, did they do a true cross section?
There's, I mean, so many, do they call anybody that can go wrong?
I can't afford a phone. Well, no, who did they, I mean, who was the survey taken with?
It's just obviously fake. I mean, it's obviously fake. It seems like it would be, it seems like it certainly a selected group.
I mean, I don't know that this, I can't believe that this reflects the nation. No. It just,
the percentage of Americans estimated to be quote, suffering as remained low throughout the pandemic and is in line with pre COVID.
I mean, I don't believe that.
I mean, it's just totally false.
Yeah, I don't think that's, I don't think that, I don't know how that can be true.
How many, how much of what we hear every day is like a obscene lie, not even just a little
bit of a fudge, but a toe, but oh yeah, here's another article,
number of youth in the hospital after suicide attempts
tripled over the four month period under COVID-19.
I don't know, I guess they didn't survey those guys,
those kids.
Maybe they didn't survey.
I don't know if they surveyed.
I don't know, it's crazy.
Here's then, let's see this one,
global percentage of trends.
How many people do you think are trends?
Oh, trends, that's pre-autpost, I mean, just identify as trends.
In the world, by percentage of people.
And do they get this information based on like a poll?
I guess.
Well, if it was a poll,
I don't think they'd check under their skirts.
Yeah, but I mean, there's going to be a lot of people, well, yeah, but you can't even
tell by that.
I think there's possibly a car and there might be a car.
There might be a 37 point turn.
There might be more than will, if it were a poll, there might be more than would admit to
it. Okay.
I don't know.
I mean, what's a percentage, these things?
Are transgender?
Yeah, 2%.
2%?
I don't fucking know.
How much would you think normal people say?
This is six shares of your meal.
Total percent other than male or female, global country average, 1%.
1% is transgender, nonconforming,, gender fluid, or in another way.
So it is a poll, prefer not to say.
And 1% is prefer not to say.
So they're throwing that in with the trans, I guess, here.
So we just picked out it 4%.
Yeah, Chile peaks out at 4%.
Where's the United States somewhere? So all this, where's the US? Oh% where's the United States somewhere.
So all this, where's the US?
Oh, here's the US, 1%, 1% all of this,
less than 1% so 1% trans.
So all of this shit is for 1% of people.
All of this trans nonsense.
Yeah, sure.
It's about 1% of people.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, but like they're people
too, but you know, I, you know, again, it's, they do exist. I mean, but it's, yes, there's
there is an awful lot of press. There's an awful lot of press. Not even, not even started
by people who are transgender. Now, you know, it's always, there's a lot of busy bodies
in groups outside of the groups that are getting all the press
or getting, you know, I think there may be a little bit
of over exposure.
John in their name or yeah.
I think they're stretched a little thin.
The trans people, do you know what I mean?
Maybe need to, Maybe need to relax.
The number of close friendships that Americans have
has declined over the past decade.
This was interesting.
The percentage of Americans who say they have
the following number of close friends,
not counting their relatives.
Makes perfect sense to me.
1990 was the online lives and it you know, it's different.
You're different.
Yeah, 3% of people said they had no friends in 1990.
Now it's 12%.
There's a lot of people with no friends.
The number of people who said 10 or more
went from 33%, a third of people down to 13%.
So as many people have 10 or more friends 33% a third of people down to 13%.
So as many people have 10 or more friends as has none at all.
Well, there's your only fans demo right there.
12% people.
Yeah, look at that.
It's like a bell curve in 2021.
I mean, it's, it's sort of like a bell curve on 2021. Yeah. Like I mean, it got, yeah, you know what I mean? Like it kind of ramps and then back down on the other end.
Well, it's, yeah, it's up up top, back, back, back, 10, 10, 3, 17, 11, 13.
It's all about the same, right? Like 12. So it's all about 10%.
Yeah, true. Yeah. It doesn't really ramp back 1990. It ramped up That's yeah, ten or more. Yeah, yeah, 13% what a lonely lonely world
That we live in let me see what else I got here
To do to do oh here we go I
Love this about COVID. Oh God more COVID. What else is there? This is what I love about about COVID. Oh God. More COVID. What else is there?
This is what I love about it.
I love that it's become a way to tell people that you wish they were dead.
You know?
Yes.
You are.
Sorry.
Like every argument about COVID
ends with somebody wishing that someone else would get it.
That's pretty funny, right?
And every argument, every argument about everything about it,
vaccines, masks, always ends,
and somebody telling somebody else they wish they were dead.
Here is a,
truth to that.
Here is a Alabama doctor tells unvaccinated dying
COVID people, uh, all you see now is their fear and their regret. And even though I walk
into the room thinking, okay, this is your fault. Okay. You walk in thinking, you don't even know,
you haven't even read their chart yet. How do you know of their vaccinated and it was a breakthrough?
I walk in
Walk in to the room thinking okay, this is your fault. You did this to yourself
When I leave the room I just see a person that's really suffering and it's so regretful for the choice
They may let me see the capper. I'm sorry. One of the last things they do before they're
intubated is beg me for the vaccine. But I hold their hand and tell them I'm sorry, but it's too late.
If only we had more time, are you fucking serious? And so she does this with every single one with all these
overwhelming number of unvaccinated people coming into the ER every single fucking time.
They say, boy, I beg please give me the vaccine. She goes, I'm sorry, but it's to every single
time more than once. You're saying more than once this conversation has happened. I'd say
I'd say it's probably accurate to say more than once and certainly not accurate to say
every single time.
You think more than once?
Sure.
I'm sorry, but it's too late.
I mean, is she going that, is that happening to the people dying of fucking heart attacks
or 600 pounds?
Oh, can you give me the liposuction right?
Can you give me a treadmill and I'm going to run it off?
I'm sorry.
Probably not.
It's too late. Is that happening to all the fat people too?
Is that what we're doing?
Well, I think there's the point is there's no vaccine for fatness.
Oh, yeah, there is.
It's called going to the gym.
I mean, there really is.
It's just going to the gym, but it's not drinking diet soda
instead of regular soda.
That's, and you take a booster every fucking day.
That's a good thing for you, there.
That's how it works.
Do we have the same attitude about that now?
All these fucking fatsoes are coming into the hospital, having diabetes and getting their
legs chopped off.
Can I just have a salad?
I'm sorry, but it's too late.
Well, yeah, they've been doing it for years.
Have they?
What?
Take your fat?
This bitch is no, yeah, to get fat. She's got a, she's got a little bit of a chin on her
that she could stand losing. She could stand shaving that thing down. Um, I love it.
I love the ads. I love the obvious ads. Oh, you're gonna, you're gonna regret it.
And the last thing they say to me is, why did Trump do this to me? Why would it tell me not to
get this vaccine, but it's too late?
He said get the vaccine, but not, you know, not enough.
Not enough times.
Let's see here.
Oh yeah, David Shipman.
Women, oh, here's a nice little stats for you.
Men and women divided on nuclear power.
42% let me find the actual stat.
At one point, I became obsessed with nuclear reactors.
Oh yeah.
I just think it's fascinating to read about them
and how they work and the different kinds
and stuff like that.
I mean, I don't really even have an opinion on nuclear power.
Like, I don't know.
You don't?
Well, I don't know outside of, you know, because some people say it's, it's worse in some
ways, like as far as like the, what it takes to, to make it, you know, if you're talking
about like from a, you know, whatever, carbon footprint standard or whatever.
I don't know about it in the big scheme of things, relative to other things.
I just think atoms are cool.
Oh, yeah.
Well, here's the gender gap on nuclear power. power, 70% approval from men, 40% opposition from women.
Let me see that.
Wait, what?
38 and 42, that doesn't...
And then there's some that just sort of find
the plurality of female voters, 42% opposed nuclear power,
38% supported.
Okay, so they're about equal. 70% of men support using nuclear power.
Because it's like using, it's like using a gun in a way.
We know nuclear, it's like, I think atomic weapons.
It's like, yeah, cool.
I mean, it's also like a new, you can look at it and like, okay, well, you know, that's
high tech.
I mean, I'm sure that the guys who went into this thought it out, it sure seems a lot
cleaner than dumping, I'm looking at it.
It looks a lot cleaner than dumping coal out into the atmosphere.
Seems like it.
Right? Yeah. Meanwhile, about half of women supported and their reasons are it's tough to speculate
on what makes women more diverse to nuclear power than men.
It scares people.
Yeah, it scares people.
It's scary.
They, they, they, they,
which is what they all say.
Like I don't want to live in a Chernobyl or three mile island or, you know, um, women
do not even Fukushima.
Women do not feel as informed about these issues
as men do, she said, this lady.
Well, that's probably, the men are probably
a lot less informed than they think they are.
You know, why?
Because who sits there and takes the time
to read and study it and that probably true.
Yeah, who does?
She says, conversely, men think they have a lot more information,
but they don't.
There you go.
But she doesn't fucking know.
I'm, she knows.
Well, I mean, she doesn't know, but I think she's right.
Cause men, men always do that.
Yeah, man, I'm a, I'm fucking, I totally know about that.
I totally know about that.
It's like, but you really don't.
You might be right.
You might be right.
You might be right.
But like it's like, yeah, it's like, you know, everybody, yeah.
Well, you know what you need to do.
You ever seen a fucking guy like, you know, critiqued,
let's see what happens is he pulls his head off the ball.
So he's susceptible to the, you know,
but the side of the woman's side of this man.
No, I'm just on the, I'm just on the I'm just on the peak not everybody knows everything
I do. I know most people are completely full of shit. I don't know. Do men think they have more information on nuclear power?
Like is that true? Would you say do you think you know about nuclear power? I think say yeah, I do. I think they I think they, I think they remember Bohr's model of the atom and go, yeah, I got it.
And that's a little, I don't know about that either.
You know, men are much more likely to jump out with varies.
This is nuclear power, by the way, like that solves, that has less radioactivity than
coal.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, like one little nuclear plant can power a ton of fossil fuels that we don't
have.
Like I said, I think it's cool.
Men are much more likely to jump out with very strong opinions, which may not have any
basis in fact.
So the reason why, again, that's true.
I love it. And pretty much, again, that's true. I love it.
And pretty much all things.
It's true.
But the reason why this is given is to explain,
is to explain away the fact that men support nuclear power
at twice the rate of women.
So the person saying this shit, the woman knows that they're right.
Like this is the subtext that she's trying to,
that she's trying to fucking gaslight you
into not thinking about is, oh wow, men are collectively
making the right call.
And because women are too afraid that a nuclear power plant
is gonna blow up.
Well, the fear, the fear is definitely,
why it's the same reason women drive in a slow lane.
Bull.
Yeah, you know immediately it's a gut.
It's like, this kind of, you know, they think,
they hear nuclear, they think a Tom I don't know how it works.
Or meltdowns.
Maybe the industry should be doing a better job
communicating to women.
Yeah.
That's what they're gonna do.
This should put a big bow on it.
It doesn't take a brain,
since let me find a quote from a woman.
They don't run Santa no free anymore, do they? They shut it down. Yeah, they shut it down like
some years ago. It was like 20 years of pollution. All the all the why they took it off line.
Because if you ran it at 100%,
there was a harmonic distortion in the design
that could eventually lead...
Is that right?
To a failure.
And they would never run it at 100%.
All I had to do was not run it at 100%.
And it wouldn't...
Nothing for no reason.
For literally no reason.
And they wiped out, with that one plan,
they wiped out like 20 years of
green savings. Yeah. Oh, yeah, separate survey reveals three possible explanations as to what's driving women voters concerns over building nuclear plants.
Fear of storing nuclear waste.
Where would they get the risk for a disaster of a meltdown and available availability
of better energy?
I'll tell you that.
It's kind of a vague term, though, I mean, which one?
Better.
Yeah, I mean, better.
They even put it in quotes.
Yes.
You know, what's better?
Better as in like, you know, it's in shit.
Yeah, it's love when mills.
Sure.
They just fucking love them.
They're obsessed with them.
They all want to go to Holland.
Yeah. Yeah. They love seeing them. They understand how they
work. Oh, it spins around. Right. Oh, yeah. The wind blows and safe. Um, amazing. That
that was it. That's you guys on top who got caught in that fire up there. You got to
know how fucked up is that? That was fucked up. How fucked up is that? You got nowhere
to go. You're on top of a giant ass windmill
in the whole fucking motor system,
fucking burst into flames and you got fucking no choice.
Kids killing themselves.
Oh yeah, China buying American farm.
That's good.
Olympics, super.
Let me read some comments.
What's that?
Yeah.
We read some comments.
We got this guy calling in. I think low tax wants to call in too.
Oh yeah.
Yes, he does.
He had something that he was super upset about.
Hey, Dick, the thing that makes me a rage
is passive aggressive traditional family values gatekeepers.
The latest thing that I see me in a rage
has been watching the reactionary tread family value conservative cunts tripping over each other's dicks in the mad dash to
applaud TPUSA for denying brandy love from being one of the only two remotely interesting
speakers there. Did you see this? No. TPUSA. It's some like college kid conservative thing.
I don't know, it's just like a cringe factory.
Like they have events for college kids to be conservative.
What is that like old school conservative group?
Like the J, something or have the other like J-Date?
No, it's like, I can't remember.
So they kicked out this porn star from there who came to their convention.
Brandy love.
He's a porn star.
It came to the convention and they kicked her out.
You mean just to just to watch?
Yeah, just to like join the convention and join the conversation or whatever they do
at conventions, drink and talk about, you know, drink and pretend that each other's funny.
It's all that happens at conventions.
So they kick her out because she's a porn star.
Right, right.
Yeah.
And they explain their values.
Yeah.
It's like, then they spend the entire week talking about who is a real conservative or not.
Yeah.
It's exactly their versions of pronouns, like, well, my pronouns are conservative.
You're more of a libertarian, like,
what the fuck are you guys talking about?
No, it's, yeah.
You have a, you're having a,
like, because of the kid,
you're having a convention for college,
college team, for college people.
They're not, I mean, they're not children.
Yeah.
It's like, you're not orthodox enough.
You all look at pornography.
Yeah.
Okay, what is the difference then of having people who consume pornography and someone
who creates pornography at the same thing?
No, no.
What they're exactly the fucking same.
Like why is, why is the person making it the bad guy?
Yeah, they don't have to admit to, to, to, to consuming pornography, but I heard admit to consuming pornography, but they're somehow endorsing it.
And they have a full bar, which I mean, I don't know, I don't have the numbers in front
of me, but I'm pretty sure alcohol is more dangerous to young adults and adults and
everyone than pornography.
I don't think that's a safe statement.
I don't know how many people drive their car
while they're masturbating to pornography,
or wreck their car while they're masturbating pornography,
but it's less than Trump being Trump.
Oh, you'd be surprised.
God forbid TPU, I say that.
I know that has, it's definitely happened.
If you're making your car while masturbating,
pornography, I think it'd be harder to get started.
How can you maintain when both hands, like you're cycling through with one hand, avoiding
ads and beating off the other hand?
Unless you're beating off at the steering wheel, you have to, no, you have to drive with your
knees.
Or are you okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you driven with your knees?
Dude, I drive with my knees regularly.
Because it's fun.
Because it's fun.
How surprised there's no like adapter for your steering wheel
to put your knee into.
That's a great invention.
Totally.
Like a little clamp that you put on the bottom
that swivels, then you could drive.
You could totally drive with your knee
like just to make it comfortable to drive with your knee.
All right, God forbid TPU, I say get an honest attention whore
who doesn't have to pretend to be a MAGA 24-7 girl trademark
to get any fame on stage because of Mapporn is bad projection.
Brandy and every other quality, Brandy had every other qualification to be there and could
have been an example of the supposed pro liberty movement and the GOP.
I mean, Trump's wife taken naked pictures.
Yeah.
What's the fucking difference?
I don't know.
TPSA has been an open money grab for fake conservative
grifties who actively deceive unaware college kids and naive
boomers out of their money on bullshit movements and never
materialized, but having a porn star is what is bad for the
conservative message. Fuck these losers who pick and choose
when to dig their heels in on principle. Well, pretending to
be pro civil liberties for two years. No, come on. I mean,
we've talked about that. It's like if you, you know, you would never stop
if you pointed out hypocrisy and groups.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Most of these so-called family-trade value types
are just loser authoritarians who want everything
to be exactly like the vision of their own fictionalized world
based on their fetizization of the past.
They're insecure collectivists who are desperately
groveling on their fucking knees for a government. It's wrong, man, to smash all their enemies. But none of the balls do they're insecure collectivists who are desperately groveling on their fucking knees for a government strong man to smash all their enemies, but none of the balls to do
anything themselves in reality.
You also don't see these fucks at proposals for school choice or promoting solutions to
the economic skull fucking from entry level, every level of government that the average
family has to go through.
I'm tired of fighting on two fronts in a culture war.
I'm so sick of hearing the term culture war.
I don't hear it that much.
You don't hear it that much too much.
I don't know how I hear all the fucking,
oh we got this is why we're losing the culture.
We're like, who the fucking cares?
Yeah.
Man, what do you mean culture war?
Yeah, what culture war?
I don't know.
It's just thank you for all the content guys
and go fuck yourself.
Yeah, it was, that was a good, bear,
it's a good letter.
Sincerely a proud Christian man in Liberty Ed to get a house yourself. Yeah, it was, that was a good, bearist, that was a good letter. Sincerely a proud Christian man
in Liberty Ed, good house,
a mad, a Kurt Dick.
Look at that, as much as,
as much as I,
much as we shit on Christianity
and Christians in general,
he still writes in a thoughtful
with respect and good points.
He does have good points.
Kurt Dick, high noons are not malt liquor.
They're vodka celtiers. Oh, white claws are malt liquor. Noons are better for that reason. Uh, Kurt Dick, high noons are not malt liquor. They're vodka celtzers.
Oh, white claws are malt liquor.
Noons are better for that reason.
Okay, sorry for saying that.
Interesting.
High noons, get yourself high noons.
They are not malt liquor.
So you were drinking vodka in that?
I guess I was.
Oh, didn't know.
Uh, ham, oh, a hamster guy wrote it.
And I want to share with you,
jaw dropping examples of MLM boss babes
being remorseless sociopaths.
Multi-level marketing.
Yeah.
About trying to sell people MLM shit or recruit them.
I mean, this is already, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Women being included in the draft.
Because they will, there is a war on domestic terrorism, right?
I mean, I mean, this is, like, their government's honest about that.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see, do you remember that, that plot to kidnap mayor, the governor, Whitmer, something
like that?
Yeah.
You remember how got, you're familiar, you heard of it.
Yes, I have.
Okay.
So the indictments and the lawsuits, yeah, the woman. And all of that came out. Yeah.
And what apparently, apparently to me happened was this jackass got in with these guys who
are like kind of preppers and patriots, three percenters, they fantasize about overthrowing
the government, which is legal.
He can fantasize about, yeah, you can talk about it.
He reported them to the FBI and then the FBI started paying him to like, who's he?
The guy, this guy, this ex-marine joined a group that was dedicated to like being shooty,
shooting gun, like a fringe group, fringe group.
And they talk about everybody who has guns talks about, over throwing the gun.
No, I know.
Doesn't mean they're going to do it or act on it or anything.
I mean, by the way, all of America tries to overthrow the government every two years.
That's the entire process of democracy.
Well, it's always a reaction against to overthrow of the government.
Yeah, all midterm elections are referendum, are referendums on the last election.
Yeah. That's like, I mean, and the government is always threatening us.
Right.
Bob, I got a better watchin'.
We're gonna throw your ass in prison
if you fuck around, fuck around and find out.
You're gonna need a fucking F-14 to take us out.
The president of the United States said,
you will need an F-14 if you wanna take down the government.
Fuck you.
So the people go, oh yeah, fuck you.
How about that? Like this is a, this is the nature of America. If you want to take down the government, fuck you. So the people go, oh yeah, fuck you.
This is the nature of America.
It's constant threats of violence and then a peaceful,
peaceful over there other government
and transition of power every two, four years, right?
Yeah, just back and forth, back and forth,
back and forth, back and the ball.
Just sitting around texting about, have these got,
yeah, you think you could take on a cop?
Do you think we could have an armed insurrection?
These are normal things.
You have to think about these things
because of the nature of the government,
because of all the threats that are fucked,
because of all the WWE threats
that are flying around at all times.
So these guys are talking about in their text messaging.
I can't put my alert, fuck you.
Very funny.
These guys are talking about their text messaging.
The ex-military guy reports them to the FBI and the FBI says, why don't you hang around.
See if those guys want to get together.
Right, start working for the FBI.
Yeah.
So he pays for them all to go on trips and he introduces them to more insane people.
Like they're talking about the same shit over there in the government, but they're
kind of like scruey, like, you know, like conspiracy nut jobs.
So he gradually introduces more crazy people into the group.
And then he takes them to scout out.
He's like, what do you guys think about kidnapping the governor?
Yeah.
And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So some of the guys are like,
I'm like, it's funny.
Yeah, keep going, keep going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like they go on,
he takes them on like a reconnaissance mission to go,
it's like he's doing it.
He's got a bunch of crazy people.
Well, yeah, with the endorsement of,
of the FBI.
This is the war on debate.
Like this is the length they'll go to to stop domestic terror.
And then what do they end up doing?
They ended up arresting them.
Oh, yeah.
And now they're in prison.
They're like, I don't, I'm not actually, I'm just a lunatic.
Like, I'm just, I was just talking shit.
I'm sorry, I'm just a lunatic.
I'm just like an idiot over here.
What are you talking about?
Why were they, why were they doing this to us?
I thought I had way more information than I actually did.
Yeah.
Ugh.
That's how they undermine men.
Oh, no, what do you think about nuclear power?
Love it.
These guys typical.
They think they know more than they do.
Like, well, I mean, you guys fucking invented it
and brought it to me.
So I keep going to the, like whenever somebody is like firmly
against something, like the, it's always fear.
It's always like fear is, it's the over,
we've, we're evolved that way.
We haven't afraid that men look toward the negative.
We look toward, we have a biological predisposition
to looking at what could go wrong.
It's a self preservation thing.
In basically, in all cases that could impact life or death,
women are afraid that nuclear power will make them obsolete.
Because they're so interesting and attractive to men
that you won't want to fuck.
You won't want to be with your wife anymore.
You'll just want to think about nuclear power. Yeah, and windmails down. I don't want to fuck a windmill, but I do want to fuck a nuclear
power plant. I don't know how many hours I've spent reading about it. Exactly. It's like
a stupid amount. It's like an embarrassing amount. Is that how they got rid of drugs? Well,
these men are just in opium dens all day, and they're not coming home and getting nagged
to death by their wife and playing with their kids.
So that's all drugs have to be illegal.
Now it's nuclear reactors.
All the men are doing is talking and thinking about nuclear reactors.
First porn, then reactors.
My point was that being remorseless sociopaths, women in their MLM schemes, when they get recruited
by the army and the FBI, that's exactly what they're going to do to us.
And by us, I mean me.
Let me find this information.
Let me find this example that he sent.
Being remorseless sociopaths about trying to sell people
MLM shit or recruit them using the death of their own kid
for pity sales, trying to use someone else's personal
tragedy as a foot in the door, using natural debt,
disasters, COVID, et cetera.
Here's what he sends.
Losing someone I loved is an MLM.
Are you familiar with MLM?
Multi-level marketing.
Yeah, definitely.
Losing someone I loved, my best friend.
No one people who have gotten into that.
Oh yeah, you would.
You would.
So it's so deranged.
My best friend, my sister, has been the most pain I have ever felt in my life.
Something inside me felt a stronger desire to seek after things that inspire me, make
me better physically, mentally, emotionally, and socially.
For reasons known to me and a few others, these all natural products do that for me.
They are skin-trishin. Skin-trishin. products do that for me. They are skin trinitron, skin, skin, skin,
skin, they are skin, tritian, they boost my immune system,
balance my hormones, decrease my anxiety,
lift me because all the ingredients are wholesome
from the earth and they make a difference.
Why?
These statements have not been evaluated
by the FDA and they are not intended to diagnose,
treat or cure any disease.
See here, I don't know how to put into words what I'm feeling,
but I know it doesn't even compare to the pain
your family is going through.
This is like,
I don't know what this is.
This is so gross.
It's horrible.
This is awful.
The army is gonna recruit these women
to do whatever they want, and they will do it.
Unquestioningly, we recently talked about how excited
you were
about censy products and that you couldn't wait
to buy winter scents for your wax warmers,
then you decided to wait and hold off.
So this is all fake, right?
No.
These are just written,
but look at that's written like an advertisement.
Like, I mean, that's written.
Like, look at that.
By the way, then all of a sudden, you, all of a sudden you decided to wait and hold
off on unnecessary expenses as your family was going through some stuff.
You think that's, you think that, you think that Sancy has boilerplate on your kid just
died?
Here's something to post about our candles.
No, I think there's somebody who wrote that.
A woman.
Yeah.
An MLM fanatic.
Yeah. Not many 20 something year olds would think twice
about splurging on something for themselves.
Oh God, I don't know what that one is.
Okay, thanks, Amsterdam.
Yeah, they always use like crazy, you know, they,
well, they'll use like, they'll sometimes
they use like technical words in the wrong,
but incorrectly.
Yeah.
And then it's always like, it's always ancient,
or like it comes from an exotic location.
Like this is the only area in the world
where this type of soil is found.
It's like, yeah, so it makes it rare,
so therefore it works.
Hey, Dick and John, I'm writing to you
to admit that I was wrong.
Back in April, you talked about an article referring to the celibacy of the Catholic priesthood
as an attempt to steal inheritance of priest families.
At the time, I was a Catholic, so naturally this offended me.
Oh, so he's not a Catholic anymore?
I don't know.
I guess not.
Wow, did we not have the time?
I was a...
Maybe.
So I wrote an email to correct you.
That's a bad move.
It's a mistake.
What?
Write an email to correct somebody. Oh, that's not bad move. It's a mistake. What?
Write an email to correct somebody?
Oh, that's not this email.
That's what he wrote before.
No, I remember it.
I ended up digging into church history
and it turns out you're 100% correct.
I mean, it does make sense.
Yeah.
In the sixth ecumenical counsel of 681,
the church made canon that priests should not abstain from
marriage or sex. Their exact words were let him not be prevented from being elevated to
priest while cohabitating with a lawful wife, nor must he be required at the time of ordination
to refrain from lawful intercourse with his own wife. Forced celibacy of priest didn't
exist until the eleventh century. Among the brewing of the great schism. Pope Benedict VIII decided to rebuke the Orthodox teaching of the councils.
He banned marriages for priests in the Catholic branch,
and all of the sons' wives were declared illegitimate,
so he could take their wealth at the general councils of the Lateran in 1123.
In 1139, the matter was finalized and later reaffirmed at the Council of Trent in 1563.
So as you can guess, reading this and other things
in the church history has led me away from Catholicism.
Now I'm just retarded and sorry.
I mean, if going to the Vatican and seeing the gold rule
for the, yeah, if that doesn't just,
if that doesn't blackpill you on the organized religion,
yeah, I really don't know
what would.
Okay.
Especially the Catholic church, somebody who does forbids priests to marry or have kids
or anything like that.
That's just an obvious cash grab.
Yeah.
Okay.
I get your land.
Well, low tax is not here.
It looks like B-cluster is not here. It looks like, it looks like,
be clusters not here either.
What?
Let me see.
I'll read some more comments and see if they show up.
Oh, you got fired by, can you be more specific?
By who?
Karen's.
Hey, Dick, I just wanted to clarify
the Israel happy badge thing.
It's not an actual badge that you put on your body. Hey, Dicca, I just wanted to clarify the Israel happy badge thing.
It's not an actual badge that you put on your body.
They just send you an email with an easily fakeable certificate.
I just really wanted it to be a badge.
That's all I'm saying.
It's a certificate.
Got it.
So, that you pin on your body.
Okay.
I mean, you carry it on your person.
Is that, yeah.
I want totally different. The badge. I just wish you carry it on your person. Is that, yeah. I want totally different.
The badge.
I just wish it was a badge.
Yeah, I really do.
I don't know.
We'll get there.
For my experience, they rarely do.
Or they show it indoor entertainment events if they ask you to.
For my experience, they rarely do because receptionists justifiably don't give a shit.
Sure.
Well, I mean, how, you know, what do they get paid?
Yeah, good luck.
So yeah, do whatever you want to do.
I don't know.
Just don't bother me.
I'm on my phone.
Sorting pots in the oven.
Chris Primer, this is definitely a woman thing.
A few years back, I melted the handles off some pots
while preheating the oven
because a woman thought it was the ultimate space saver
to do that way to go team.
I do think women might have some kind of psychic bond.
My aunt and uncle have twins,
and the pair of them were playing some kind of trivia card game.
I don't recall, but the girls beat their parents
on the final question without even reading the question out loud.
They just looked at each other and blurred out the answer
because they're cheating.
What are you?
Oh boy, how do I reach these kids?
Oh, black rookie.
Yeah, so magic.
Black rock might be banks of urban homes,
but they and Big Tech will likely get their hands
in the cities after a few more rounds of rioting
and the default start triggering.
Speaking of which, if you haven't been paying attention
what's going on in the reverse repo market,
it appears that the Fed is playing tug of war
with the commercial banks.
Wells Fargo's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The government might not be able to seize guns outright,
but our new landlords might arrest
and evict gun owners.
That's true too.
You can live, here's the apartment,
terms of service to the apartment as you can have any guns.
Because this is a health hazard.
It's a, you know, it's a public health hazard.
If you be eyes gonna be a thing,
I suspect around the age of 70,
the government will reduce or eliminate those benefits.
After that, you get the suicide booth, unless you saved your money in a negative yield bank.
Yeah, me.
Okay, what is, let me read this for a second with these others low tax.
All right, low tax.
What did you want to talk about?
Where's your volume?
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's not.
How are you doing? Not fortunately., he's not. How you doing?
Unfortunately.
I'm doing okay.
I'm surviving.
Yeah.
I'm being kicked off pretty much every form of social media.
Yeah, I mean, we all are.
That's how it happens.
You can't be funny online anymore.
Well, but the thing is, I mean, as you know, I can't be funny online period. So
instead, I just type what comes to my head. And on Twitter, a long time ago, this was
before Alex Jones, I got Permaband for saying, if Nancy Pelosi broke into my house and came
into my basement, I'd throw a chessboard at her head and I would not miss. And like I said before,
one of the huge issues about this is
I don't even own a chess board.
Yeah.
And if I was gonna throw something
at somebody breaking into my house,
it would be like, I own firearms,
so I would throw the gun at them.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that makes sense. I get a move from Twitter.
Yeah, yeah.
And then so anyways, on Facebook, somebody asked me what I got Permaband from Twitter
for, and I said I got Permaband because I typed in, if Nancy Pelosi broke into my house
and came into my basement, I would throw a chess board at her head. Yeah.
And I instantly was 30 day band from Facebook.
Sure.
I mean, that's a fantasy scenario in which Nancy Pelosi breaks into your basement and you
somehow magically own a chess board. How do they know what Nancy Pelosi were talking
about?
Right. I don't know. I don't even know what Nancy Pelosi I was talking about. I mean, I post
things. They just come out of my head and I don't filter them. Yeah.
And so anyway, I got through my 30 day ban. And then somebody said, what were you banned
for? And I posted the screenshot of
me saying I was banned, perma ban from Twitter for if Nancy Pelosi broke into my house.
Let me guess what happened to my basement. And I was instantly banned for 30 days.
Again. He did it again. No, no, no, see, I was showing you what I did. Showing you what I did.
Yeah.
Twice.
I was showing you what I was showing you,
what I was showing you, what I did.
Did you learn your lesson?
No.
I don't know.
I don't learn lessons.
That's one of my problems.
That's why I was married twice.
Didn't you also say that you would like someone to get buried in cement?
Baked Alaska.
Yeah, that's my first baby.
Baked Alaska would be filled in a room with cement or something like that.
I said, it would be need of baked Alaska and the guy from prison planet were in a room.
Now he is sealed in a room of concrete.
How is, isn't that ironic
like what you did
oh no
uh...
isn't he isn't prison
i don't know is he
the prison plan
no big to last
oh is he
yeah he got arrested for being
for being in nancy fucking polosies office
is it a
sound on bail or it's not
arrested for going into n Pelosi's office during the
Capitol riot and pretending to call someone on her phone?
Like picking up and going like, I saw the picture.
You didn't know that?
Yeah, I don't keep up with Baked Alaska anymore.
I think this, I think that news was bigger than Baked Alaska.
I think most of the country watched that happen.
Well, there was so many of the weirdos that was hard to keep track.
Like there's that the lady who was selling real estate, who was somehow, who was like,
yeah, I was just walking and then all of a sudden I saw people walking into the white
house and I said, yeah, that might be fun.
Maybe there's a party there.
That's reasonable.
Maybe they're having a party there.
I was on my way to an open house and thought I'd stop off.
Yeah, the White House was clearly open.
Yeah.
What you just saying, you wouldn't do that.
If you were walking in the neighborhood,
then you saw everybody walking into the Capitol,
you wouldn't go like, oh I take a peek in there.
See what's going on.
It's an open house.
Yeah.
Council go on.
Come on in.
I saw a man dressed as a druid from a Renaissance festival screaming.
I would go the opposite direction.
Really?
You're no fun.
Yeah.
Come on.
What would it take to get you in the Capitol building? Hard time. Here comes another ban. Yeah. Yeah. I would
be selling chessboards for a small. So did you, are you going to say, are you going to
throw some pudding at her or something? What's the, what's the, right now I am trying to expand upon what I can and cannot say regarding tossing items
that people will see.
You know what, it's really frustrating.
Like it is really limiting to, it is really limiting my ability to express myself that I
can't say anything that is even remotely violent.
Like I've tried to go with like,
I really hope you stub your toe,
but it just doesn't, it feels horrible
having to say it every time.
Obstetay kind of works sometimes.
Like it's Obstetay, I hope you really enjoy your day.
I hope you have a great day.
But it's so sarcastic.
It's like, yeah. It's like I'm brainwashing myself you have a great day. But it's so sarcastic. It's like, yeah.
It's like I'm brainwashing myself
into being a different person.
I hated.
Right.
Now, why, I wanna know why Nancy Pelosi,
in what scenario would she break into your basement?
Well, she's breaking into my house
and then coming down to the basement.
So it's like, you know, two different levels here.
I honestly, when I first posted it,
I, I, I didn't put that much thought into it.
I still haven't really.
Why did you pick her?
I'm sorry.
Why did you pick her?
I, I don't know.
I also told her.
Somehow I still got banned.
I believe all this.
Remember when those, I think where they, uh,
Filipino kids were trapped in the cave and, yeah,
I must made the submarine. Yeah.
I told, I said, Nancy Pelosi, eat the children.
And I, I got banned for, hold the whole, I'm going to let you guys guess what my ban reason
was for that.
What's greatest that is the submarine and the kids weren't even related.
You know, it's like, yeah, yeah, Filipino kids are trapped in a cave.
In other news, Elon Musk made a submarine.
Great submarine.
Did you get banned for encouraging violence?
Promoting violence?
No, what did you get banned from?
No.
Agesum.
Really?
I swear to God, agesum.
So I should have said Nancy Pelosi, eat the children.
Kama, the teenagers.
Kama, the middle age, Kama, the elderly.
I would have been safe.
I hate this. I really hate this world. It's really weird.
Eugism, eat the kids. I'll throw a chess board at you if you break into my house.
That you can't, you can't say that.
And it's it, it wasn't a, it wasn't like a bunch of people flooding to say, hey, this guy is a violent
with his chess board related.
Related.
Violating the Bobby Fisher Bill.
We can't have that.
Checkmate, motherfucker.
I want that.
I want that movie made.
Somebody goes around with like a stack of chessboards just doling
out justice. Yeah. You know, checkmate. The punch. Yeah. The pond. That's it. I think
they're on the suicide squad. Yeah. That was what the members. That was Will Smith probably.
But I also got banned for after the concrete thing with a prison planet guy and baked Alaska.
I said, somebody should put the prison planet guy and baked Alaska in the same room and
the room should be filled with concrete.
But there should be two open doors that allow them to exit at any time they please.
I gave them an answer. You can't say that. You can't say that. Don't you know that? We all
live in, we all are still going to elementary school. We can't say anything.
Like, what if I said a clone, if I, if a clone of Nancy Pelosi broke into my house,
if a clone of Nancy Pelosi broke into my house.
Is it the con?
Well, it would have to be.
See, I don't understand where the problem is. The problem with the item that I'm throwing
is a problem with the person who's getting it thrown at.
I think it's the implied violence toward a, toward a famous person, but they're breaking
an entering.
Right.
Yeah.
She needs a take responsibility for her fake actions.
Yeah.
Uh, I really don't know.
I don't know.
How come nobody in Capitol Hill is going up to Nancy Pelosi and saying, oh, no, yeah,
you know, you broke into this guy's house.
Right.
Every reason to just chessboard.
She's looking around for stuff to steal to feed her having.
It's the nuclear power argument, Sean.
At least it's women.
It's the same reason women are afraid of nuclear power.
They're also afraid of low tax and it's chessboards.
It's like, well, if he's going to imaginearily attack Nancy Pelosi, he can imagine it.
He can't really attack me or my kids with chessboard or whatever. Right. boards. It's like, well, if he's going to imaginearily attack Nancy Pelosi, he can imagine it.
I'm going to attack me or my kids with chessboard or whatever, right?
Whatever game. Sorry. Yeah.
Scatigari. Sorry. Oh, you guys are giving me such fabulous ideas. I'm going to get in
a car. I'm going gonna have drive by chess board. For once. Are you really gonna do that?
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna stock up, no.
I'm just gonna stock up on chess boards.
And I'm just gonna like go through neighborhoods
and I'll be like, hey, you think it'll break into my house?
Well, too bad, just chuck it at him.
And then over the body, he
leaves as a calling card a monopoly piece on their forehead monopoly. Yeah, just like,
you know, one of the little pieces, you know, just like metaphor. There he is. Yeah,
to make metaphor. He's a chess master. What are you going to do with the monopoly piece?
He's the game board killer now because he's throwing any game board now. He's throwing
sorry. You put that one in there. Scategories.
Yeah, probably the other.
The other.
Chess boards.
I mean, how many chess boards can you carry around?
Oh, my.
Let's see.
I don't have that much ambition.
I need to stick to what I know and that's chess boards.
Yeah.
I mean, I go on one, but I can't.
You've got a one with the chess boards before he branch out. They're all right. You don't want to get successful with the chess boards before
he branch out.
All right.
I don't want to chess set fundamentals.
No, I hate chess.
If somebody challenges me to a chess game, I just like throw it on the roof at least.
I've never heard anybody say that they hate chess.
They don't like it or they don't play.
Right. It's like, oh, I don't play chess.
I've never played chess.
It's like, oh no, I played all the time.
I fucking hate it.
I hate it.
I hate chess.
Okay.
I try to do that thing where they pull the blanket from, or they pull the tablecloth
from underneath all the plates without them moving.
Yeah.
And I try to do that with a board, except I do it with the intent of like, you know, having all the pieces fall over. Yeah. And I try to do that with a board, except I do it with the
intent of like, you know, having all the pieces fall over. Yeah. And then just they,
oh, well, I guess we can't play now. Trying to do something else that's not dumb. Take
way too long to set up the board again. Yeah. What about, what about checkers? Do you
like any other game? How about Connect 4? Connect 4? Can't knock that over.
No, I, oh, I liked a,
a, a, what a
strategic.
I know what it is.
I've never played it.
You got to like these guys with different numbers and the lower number kills the higher
numbers and there's bombs and there's strategy and political entry.
You know, all that jazz. There's bombs and there's strategy and political entry.
And all that jazz.
Stratica was like a game that you see.
I remember seeing that game when I was a kid
and it never coming out of the closet.
Like never.
It was stuck in with, like, I'd had the 70s graphics on it.
Yeah.
So no game.
Well, there is like two lakes or two ponds.
Okay.
And that's what you have to see your strategy upon.
Just in an entire, they could have called it two ponds, the game.
Okay.
Is, do you, I've never heard anybody like Surtigo.
Does anything make you a rage besides your, besides your Nancy Pelosi nonsense. Oh, man. What would have been
recent rage? Not many. He man, I talked about he man today. Oh, yeah. How it's not about
he man. Yeah. Oh, there's no he man in the he man. No. Like Garfield without Garfield except it's not funny.
If you want he man you got to watch Dwarf on golf.
That's a little old he right there.
No, I totally remember that.
Yeah, every booting man.
Ten Conway.
How do I watch he man?
How do I got my he man?
I don't know. I mean you know he man, Skeletor is like evil and he man is good. How do I watch human? How do I got my human fix?
I don't know.
I mean, you know, human, skeletons, like evil,
and human is good, and they fight.
Right.
Remember that?
Sure.
It's not just people who can't be asked to do things.
Okay, you wanna save the universe?
No, I'm too busy being a lesbian.
Thanks for asking.
Thanks for asking.
I gotta go do some lat pulls because I'm the
big because I'm bigger than every man, every man ever. Anyway. Did Skeletor ask about
like pronouns, gender pronouns at any point in time? Yeah Skeletor, he, him.
Well, yeah, actually, I just watched the last Terminator film.
Oh.
Because it got good review, the dark fate, I think.
Yeah.
It got good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, which should have immediately triggered my do not watch alarm. But it's the whole movie was terrible.
Yeah. What did I come out? Wasn't that with all the ladies in it, like the lady terminator and
Linda. Yeah, it was like the second terminator, but with females.
like the second Terminator, but with females. And, but I mean, that wasn't the worst,
geez, I don't even know what the worst part of it was.
I was like just watching the movie thinking,
okay, when does it start earning the good ratings?
This is gonna do, it's some point time.
Yeah.
It's not the special effects because when,
it's like, you know, the physics of special effects
when somebody's jumping and they're doing it.
And it just looks completely fake.
We just say, just jump in a straight line.
Yeah.
That kind of stuff.
And then the dialogue from Linda Hamilton.
Yeah. Excuse us like like one shot, you're
dead. That's all she would say. I just like, I've got my eye on you. And that would be
it. And she would be a badass because she was wearing sunglasses.
Oh, yeah. You're the one without glaucoma.
That's tough.
Is she tough in like 70 in this?
She has a canister that's menopause
that she drinks like Popeye, menopause
that stops osteoporosis.
I got it.
I'm trying to think of a drug.
What's a drug that stops osteoporosis?
Drug, osteoporosis.
And she squeezes it and drinks that. That's very kind of. What's a drug that stops osteoporosis? Drugs? Drugs? Yes.
And she squeezes it and drinks that.
Drinks that.
Drinks are powered.
Drinks are powered.
Drinks are powered.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, he man, better review, better critic reviews on Rott and Tomatoes, then Godfather Part
Two.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, trust me.
I loved it. Oh, God, everybody loved it. Well, I'll show you. I loved it.
Oh, God, everybody loved it.
Everybody just loved it.
Okay.
Godfather Part 2, one of the, okay.
Okay.
Great movies.
One of the rare instances of the sequel being better than the original.
But it was not she meant a lot of people's opinion.
It was no he-man.
Yeah.
All right, low-text.
Get out of here.
Do you want to promote anything?
I'd like to promote a special charity that I just recently joined.
It's my bank account.
And if anybody would like to send me money through gaming garbage on YouTube, I'd be totally
up for that.
Okay.
It benefits nobody but myself and I'll probably spend the money on drugs. But I'm just going to keep the drug and chessboards.
Yes.
You can do the drugs on the chessboards.
I want to do it lines around the queen.
I want to see you throw chessboards at people.
What is the worst that can happen to you?
You're already banned from everything.
I'll do that if I get enough money for chessboards. How much money do you need to throw chessboards
at people on the street? Bums. You know, people that they, people that don't have the resources
to do anything about it. One of them can teach you to play chess. Yeah. Yeah, the homeless
don't have souls. So I like, you know, it doesn't
hurt anybody if I were to throw chessboards at them. Yeah, exactly. Got it. That's when
I was taught in school. All right, gaming garbage. Get out here. Low text. Thank you.
I buy. Bye. Yeah. It just gets weirder every time. Oh, he's great. That's great. Totally.
I love it when he calls in. Do I have any more comments? Let's see, no, sextols.
NHL prospect backlash for being a guy.
Hey, Dick, I was listening to a guy stream,
the NHL draft at work,
and the guy lost his shit when the Montreal Canadians,
did you know the Indians have a new name?
Yes, I did, The Guardians. Yeah.
Oh, I'd. Yeah. I did. I'm waiting for like what's going to happen with the Chicago Black
Ox, who, you know, like they have a picture of an Indian on their. But it's like a noble.
But it's like, but it's like, the Indians was like, like a black guy. Well, it's like,
right. That was what that was the problem. And then again, like a black guy. Well, it's like, right. That was what that was the problem.
And then again, like what about the Atlanta Braves?
I mean, again, Tom, it's just a Tomahawk, isn't it?
Yeah, but the Braves logo.
The name.
That wasn't the problem.
That's, it was the big, it was the big smile.
That's true.
Yeah, what are they, chief Wahoo or something like that?
He doesn't name.
And it was, and it was, he was,
but red, his skin was red like a crayon.
Oh no, no, that was the problem.
Yeah, but I think it's coming for the other teams.
How do you think so?
I do.
Not immediately, but I think that,
I think it will happen.
They should have just called them the baseball team.
The Cleveland baseball, like the Washington football team.
Yeah, they would have been better than the Guardians. What do you guard in baseball? What do you
guard in? But a lot of it. In football, you're like kind of like laying associated with
the Roman military. You know, he associated with the city too. What's, is there any type
of thing that is referred to as a guardian or anything in Cleveland? Like, I don't think
so. Yeah. Because you know, like the, it's not in the Drew Carey theme. So the Lakers come from Minnesota, right?
Like it's an L.A.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
That's true.
The Clippers were from San Diego.
Oh, the Rams were from Nepal, I think.
Really?
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, what about the Texas homosexuals?
Where are they originally from San Francisco?
I think they're from Austin. Oh, I see. Okay. Um, the Montreal Canadiens drafted a guy named Logan
Meleu. Yeah. Meleu made a statement before the draft telling teams not to draft him, but he,
because he committed a sex crime in Sweden, the horrible sex crime was showing his teammates a nude of some bitch without
her consent. Well, that's piracy. All these fuckers are making a big deal about an 18-year-old
guy just being a guy. Hey, buddy, don't ever use, don't ever use just being a guy as a
defense. Especially when it comes to sex crimes.
Don't look us on.
How about that sex crime you've been committing?
I'm just being a guy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to explain yourself without roping the rest of us in
because we have our own problems that we're trying to work through with not being rapists
and stuff. And you're on
your own on this one. You, you did it. You obviously were too enthusiastic about it,
because you were giggling. You're fucking fret. That's the problem here is that, what
was that? Was that his defense? No, he's saying, he's saying, I don't drop the other sex crime, don't drop him. This is this guy's defense of him, just being a guy.
No, wrong.
Being excited about a boob is not being a guy.
Being a guy is saying, I don't need to share pornography
with my friends, because I'm not gay.
Unless you are, which is fine.
They just draft him, right?
I don't know.
Oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah, because it fine, they just draft him, right? I don't know. Oh, yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, because it's stupid not to draft him.
Hey, skin him cheap.
I mean, committed all the sex crimes you want, bud.
Being a big fan of yours since your appearance on the official podcast, keep up the good work.
My man, Kway strap, all right.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess it's just boys being boys.
They know that one.
Shut it down.
Let's see here.
Ken Jennings will do some advice.
All right, Ken Jennings, what is the log line
for what happened to you?
I see a bunch of, you got fired by Karen's.
A lot.
Yes, so first, thank you for having me on.
I've rode rage in Tampa. It first, thank you for having me on. I was at Road Rage in Tampa.
It was good seeing you as well.
Cool.
What happened to you?
So I was doing a couple streams on the Sophie long case.
If you're familiar with it at all.
No, what's that?
And your girl who made allegations that her mom's boyfriend
was actually abusing her and a few other things.
It went public last year.
I obtained documents last year and because the data
allegedly kidnapped her recently, I wanted to review the case
on my YouTube channel and which is small.
It had like 400 something people at the time of this
happening.
Yeah, just like for, just for a few round.
Interest, like you just wanted to review them.
Do you suspect that she wasn't abused?
Do you hate abusers and want to get into it?
Like, why did you do that?
Yeah.
I, I did a video and I did analysis of the video a few
streams, a few weeks before on the video itself,
because I've always felt that the child's acting as
though something has happened.
Okay.
Some sort of traumatic event happened,
whether it's as she stated,
I can't say for certain.
Okay.
You know, I'm not her therapist and all that fun jazz,
but she's there.
You're not her therapist or the rapist.
See, wordplay, Sean.
Yeah.
Got it.
Right.
Okay, keep going.
That space is important.
Yeah, the very important space.
I have to make sure I do that correctly in email photos. Okay. That space is important. Yeah, they're very important space. I have to make sure I do that correctly in email, in email photos.
Yeah. But, um, oh, it's just bad turning. I swear.
Yeah, I was, it was an accident. I promised. Um, but I was reading the documents
and I was, and then all of a sudden, my normally, um, my stream with normally,
like 10, uh, people watching gets flooded with like 40, 50 people.
Oh boy.
And I just get out of nowhere.
People coming at me, telling me, I'm disgusting.
I'm reading this kid's private medical information that I'm just, you know, I'm invading her
privacy and where do the information come from?
Where the information came from?
I requested it from the courthouse in Texas, where the case was going on.
So they gave it to you.
Yeah, they gave it to me.
Sure.
And they, so they, so they, someone either obtained my information from the records request
that they either obtained before the case was sealed or it was either the mom or her attorney
who released the information after the case is sealed, which they're not supposed to do.
Okay.
We still haven't verified that yet.
There's a lot of people who have been investigating the people to say it in a nice way,
who docks me and got me fired.
Okay.
My boss calls me while I'm still streaming and says what the fuck's going on basically?
Jesus.
Has come in for a meeting the next day and then she
She gives me the you know because I heard some of the allegations on the phone with her that day And they were awful things like I was talking about a nut because I was reading an africa. Wait
Wait, what do you do for work? First of all? So I'm a I'm a therapist slash counselor
Okay, so you're interested in this case because it's your job and you have an expertise
And you have a film that familiarity with your job and you have an expertise and you have a
film familiarity with similar victims and you want to give you. Not an expert, but I have a
familiarity enough with it to, you know, I can kind of give it. Are you a licensed therapist?
I'm at the end of my life because of the way the licensing process works. Yeah, I know
it's the end of my licensing process works. Okay, so you've been, you've been,
basically you've been like a graduate for a while,
right?
While you accumulate all your hours and stuff.
Yeah, so I've got a master's degree.
Right.
I'm near the end of my hours for my state.
Then you need to take the test.
Got it.
Got you a licensed rapist.
So he has a lot of experience because it's a lot of hours.
It's a lot of hours.
It's a lot of hours since they come in for that one day.
Okay.
It's harder to obtain those numbers.
That makes more sense.
So you get a call from your boss while you're talking about the details of this case,
asking what the fuck you're doing, talking about it online.
Yeah, because people, I was on the stream still.
One of the people on the stream called me, which people figured out later who that person
was.
Then she allegedly called my boss or emailed my boss
and several other people did. And from there, my boss called me, said, what's going on? I'm
getting all these phone calls, telling me you're talking about a private case and stuff like this.
And she had no understanding of what was really going on. In fact, my boss never even let me show
her what I was doing.
She didn't watch a second of the video. Because I pulled the videos down immediately afterwards.
I pulled my entire channel down just as a precaution, because I knew that I would get clipped out of
context. I've seen enough people get docs and shit to know better. So I pulled the videos down.
I was going to use them as evidence to say, hey, this is what really happened. I was like a four-hour
video. So I told my boss,
I was like, it's four hours, we can watch it together,
I can pull clips out and she's like,
I'm gonna have time for that.
And then every time I try to present an argument to say,
yes, I'm not even kidding.
She has like an hour between sessions for her own clients
to say, she's a therapist too.
She's like, I've got an hour and I've only,
I've got limited time. And so I'm trying to present all these arguments in every single one of them. She
just, she gets pissed off and starts making up metaphors and stuff in the middle of trying
to present the information. Oh God. The last, the last thing you want to deal with is a
woman who's Ron. So you're, oh yeah. Were you working, you're working at like being paid as a counselor?
Yeah, so I work, I have a 1099 position.
So I'm a contract counselor at a counseling agency.
It's a small counseling agency.
Yeah.
And I'm trying to think what reasons did she, what reasons, what did she give you specifically for?
Was it like a, she felt like it was an ethics thing that like, this is not your case.
You don't have a, you don't have contact, this is not your client.
Like this is, you shouldn't be commenting on this without, you know what I mean?
Like a kind of a standards and practices thing where there were several different ones.
There were several different things she used to say that was the reasons for for firing me
Right, she didn't write it down, but she did say them out loud
Conversation and there was a witness to that conversation too
But she did say that I was acting unethically
She said that because I did a stream on Sunday and Monday on
Sunday afternoon after my first stream
I got a cease and assist from the mom's attorney
to say they stopped talking,
you know, that this specific document is private
and it wasn't a document I had,
but she sent me the season assist saying,
you have this document, it's not supposed to be out
in the public, you're not supposed to talk about it.
And I just thought it was funny because the document
wasn't something I had and this lawyer is harassing me
basically saying,
don't talk about it. So the next day I was making fun of it and saying, this lawyer sent me a
cease and desist for something I don't have. My boss said that I was violating the cease and desist.
Okay, wait, let me ask you some questions. The documents you had, they were just public documents
like a part of the lawsuit. Yes, and everything I had obtained was part of the was public record.
I obtained from the courthouse itself on a CD prior to the case being sealed at the end
of September last year.
So it wants its sealed.
Are you not supposed to have it anymore?
How does that work?
I know people who are parties to the case, they cannot release the information.
I'm not a party to the case.
Oh, I see.
So you got it before it was sealed.
So it's okay to the case. Oh, I see. So you got it before it was sealed, so it's okay.
Yeah, to release it.
Say yeah.
That's how, how does ceiling work then?
What's the point of it?
I don't know.
Hmm.
Um, it was a, it was a, it was a very controversial case
and the judge was allegedly getting harassed.
So that's what on the reason I think they sealed it as well.
Why? Why was it so controversial?
Because the decisions that were being made
it hit blown up in the media dad had started to go fund me mom was getting
uh quote basically attacked because she was a lot allegedly keeping her kid
around uh someone who was sexually abusing the kid yeah and it was a mess to
watch last year and it's a mess to watch now. Isn't that how single moms get new husbands?
I would... Don't they bang the mom out?
I sometimes, it does happen. It's actually a decent statistic.
You'll see that it's happens.
Some sex offenders will troll single moms for...
Yeah.
...potential partners to have access to children.
And it's disgusting.
Um, okay. So, do you have any idea what the,
do you have any idea who this person most
who called you during your stream?
Oh, absolutely. Really.
One of the part, the person who called me,
I had, because I was getting attacked
and I shared the number, I took a screenshot of it on my phone
and it was like this person called me
and I don't know who they are.
Someone figured out who they were
and shared it and nixed this cord. And so people figured out who it were and shared it in Nix Discord. And so people
figured out who it was pretty quick. And then people, all the people who were
trying to dox me in the chat room or had tried doxing me afterwards, their
information has been found out and revealed. I think it's like six people have
been doxed in result. It pissed off a lot of people. Why? I was some, because I
used, I've been like, I first became quote unquote known on the internet. If you're familiar with
Nick's case around the Vickbignana stuff, yeah. I did an analysis of the husband of the one defendant,
Ron Toyet, Monica Rial's fiance.
Oh, yeah, that guy's weird.
Basically, I was like, he's kind of got things that look kind of sociopathic in nature.
And I kind of did a full written thing on it on Kiwi Farms.
Oh, okay.
He lost his shit.
I got a Nick show for it and things kind of went from there.
I started my own YouTube channel earlier this year.
What's your YouTube channel? It's youtube.com slash Ken's counseling couch.
Right now none of my videos are up because I pulled them down but they'll be going back up. Hopefully the next couple weeks. Okay, so in your story, are you fired yet? Or are you just?
Oh, I was fired on Tuesday. You were fired a couple, you were fired five days ago.
You were fired this remote recent Tuesday. Um, was it right after the person called and said you were, you know, sharing it was within 24 hours because the stream was on Monday.
Wow.
Yep.
I mean, I guess you could do whatever you want.
You could just totally mess up someone's life, send a, get a lawyer send a C&D.
As long as it hits the right person, right?
Well my boss I even had Nick willing to call and
Explain the fact that you know, there was some legal things about the legal things about just the general legal things about
The season the cis not applying and the ceiling order not being applicable because I'm not a party
Yeah, boss didn't want to have didn't want. I boss didn't want to have the lawyer call.
Of course not.
So I couldn't show anything to really defend myself.
And it was in fucking fury.
And then it gets better.
At the end, she tells me, it didn't matter what you say.
I was gonna fire you anyway.
Yeah, great.
Okay.
Before that to me.
Before all that or all because of the call. That was at the very end. She said, I was no matter fire you anyway. Yeah, great. Okay. Before that to me. Before all that or all because of the call.
That was at the very end, she said,
that was no matter what you said in here today,
I was going to fire you basically.
Great.
Is what it amounted to.
Great, thanks.
Thanks for that.
Mm.
Yeah.
Well, what are you going to do?
Get your license as soon as possible
and open your practice.
Yeah.
That's the goal.
I'm trying to finish that up obviously
It sounds like Sean knows a bit about it. You know, there's a time requirements
So I got to finish those time requirements out and all that and the hours and stuff
Which I'm again closing in on and then I'm gonna open my own practice at some point
but right now
It's the matter of just kind of being able to pick up pick up where I'm at and continue to pay the bills in the meantime while I find a new job.
And people were wanting to donate to me.
So I gave people my locals, my people had me requested me this up, but go find me.
So I did people have donated to me to help me cover some expenses in the meantime, both for.
What's your locals? what's your locals?
What's your locals?
It's kenscounselingcouch.locals.com or you can go to supportken.com slash locals.
Supportken.com slash locals.
I really wish I could see this video now that was so offensive.
Well, that's the thing.
I mean, if he's, you know, I mean, I guess that's the day in action. From the mom, the mom, your step, your husband molested your kid, Sophie Long, your, the
mom's step or whatever, new husband molested the kid and your reaction is to, they were just
dating to my understanding.
I don't think that the mom was actually married again.
God.
And your reaction is to go after a counselor talking about it.
That's weird.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who went after you?
The mom went after you?
The mom supporters went after me.
They like basically came up my channel out of nowhere.
So what, wait, what is the mom's position though?
Because you said the people who are siding with the mom.
There's our sides to this.
The mom, the mom saying that that's not what happened.
That's the boyfriend didn't do that.
Okay.
That the dad's trying to do family to try to do parent land.
No, no, no, this makes perfect sense.
This makes perfect sense because she's in like, probably in complete denial.
Doesn't want to, it's like, no, no, no, no, parents do that shit all the time.
No, no, no, that doesn't happen.
They gas like their own kids.
Oh, Jesus.
You think of that all the time because they can't lift the moms like a reconcile being
with like a fucking predator.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you misinterpreted that.
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's a tale as old as time.
Man, divorce is so fucked.
Yeah, having a kid and getting divorced is so completely and totally fucked.
Now I get it.
Oh my God.
So if the mom is either, well, the mom's either innocent, protecting your daughter, right?
If nothing happened, or she is, or protecting her boyfriend if nothing happened.
Well, the child alleges that the mom also watched as a, is this the point? Oh my God.
Yeah. I mean, I just know how the kid, I mean, my spidey sense says there's something there.
At the time, you lie all the time, though. They do. But they lie. They don't lie about everything
equally. What do you mean?
This nine year old is not that good to be coached away this kid. If you watch the video,
I just LinkedIn. So there's no way you can coach a kid to do that without doing it.
Like you have to be fucking good.
The kid is the inner this is an interview with the kid. That's what I yeah.
It's nine years old. This was just like this was the kid supposedly supposed to be doing a transfer to go to moms. Yeah. Like for like a for a
visitation or whatever kid does not want to go. Yeah. She gets upset, visibly upset.
She's crying. She's like emotionally unable to keep it together. And you can just her
body language gives away so much. Not just her words. The body language. God, people are so profoundly fucked.
Okay.
Well, that makes a lot more sense.
So if the little girls telling the truth, then the mom's pure evil.
Yeah, she's completely fucked up.
She's completely fucked up.
Totally fucked up.
Trying to stop the testimony from getting out, trying to stop people from talking about
it.
She just wants to continue dating her petafile boyfriend.
Very well could be.
All right.
Which if it's not happening in this case, it's happening in thousands, tens of thousands,
and not millions of instant times.
Not being able to face the truth.
Oh God.
I don't even care about the mom or dad.
All I cared about was the kid in showing the disgustingness that child support cases and child custody cases
like this can be.
That was the biggest thing is,
this is what happens when you let this shit get out of hand
as you have situations like this.
And that no kid should ever have to go through this
because that's awful.
It's absolutely awful.
What happened, how do you know like,
what do kids look like when they're making it up?
Like is it very easy?
You can trip up a kid on a lie pretty easy if you've ever had like someone you've babysat for. You know, like, what do kids look like when they're making it up? Like is it an end?
You can trip up a kid on a lie pretty easy
if you've ever had like someone you've babies had for,
nieces or nephews or shit like that.
Kids are really suck at lying.
Yeah, I have twin nieces, and I know one of them,
if she opens her mouth, she's lying.
And the other one's telling the truth.
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And he's like, oh yeah,
oh, they brought in a bunch of rabbits today.
But rabbits at school.
I don't think didn't.
I was like, they're rabbits.
Am I just like, really?
No, he's not.
No, he's like, yeah, they brought in like 10.
Yeah, 10.
Just passed him out.
And I was like, how many they,
did that really happen, buddy?
Cause now, how many they bring in?
He's like, one and a half, like a week ago.
And I was like, I don't even believe you there.
And he goes, that didn't happen any of the.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My friend has a remittance foot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, sorry.
And normally kids are pretty, pretty bad about lying.
They just generally tend to tell the truth even if they don't intend to.
And then kids, if they're repeating what they've been coached to say, their, their
body language and their like affect will be off compared to what like if you were I try
to lie, we, we try to, we try to, but we still suck at it. We try to change our facial expressions.
We try to change the way we hold ourselves. Our eyes would, we try to not do the things that
people do when they lie. Because don't understand all that yet, especially at nine, your brain
cognitively hasn't developed
that far yet. You're still on a certain stage of cognitive development, where you can't understand
more abstract ideas. And so at nine, it's like to say those things and to have those physical
reactions, that's either like intense levels of, and literally like intense levels of, and again,
I'm not an expert on this, but
from my experience and from my, I've not only dealt with child sexual abuse as a child
myself, I've got friends and family who've dealt with it.
I've got, I've got it, I've did stuff in the court as far as I was regarding an enlightened
them for a few years.
And so I've seen stuff like this.
And, you know, so I'm not claiming to be an
expert, which is one of the things that people claimed I did, which I never have done. Yeah.
So I claimed to be an expert, which my boss said I wasn't an expert, so I couldn't do that.
But you know what I said. What is your, have you talked about where you used to work and who
your boss is? Because this is really, this is really a horrible thing that they did to you.
bosses because this is really, this is really a horrible thing that they did to you. I personally doxed myself yet.
My dog's is out there, but I'm still trying to keep it minimized for bringing
Bob.
I really, I really hate that.
It's what I mean.
I mean, I really hate it.
I can't really stop it from being spread and it's whatever. But I'm just my biggest thing is, is this going to keep you from getting another job?
Yeah.
I'm finishing up my licensure.
Yeah.
And that's, yeah.
And my wife, she's got real bad anxiety.
So she's freaking out about this.
She's really worried about what's going to happen next.
God, man, the fucking internet, which part? I mean, just like you get the crazy,
you know, somebody could have or would have had a problem
with what you did almost really no matter how you did it.
You know, I mean, obviously I haven't seen his,
you know, your take on it or if you approached it
from an analytical standpoint or just,
he's like a shock jack, he's playing like sound effects and stuff like.
No, not even that fancy.
I'm too much of a boomer.
I mean, I'm not even that old.
It's just that, yeah, I mean, it's weird.
I mean, that fact that, and that, like, you know, you're well aware that it absolutely
can impact your future employment prospects.
Do you remember that guy?
At least you would have to explain it, Adnazia.
Oh, yeah.
You have to explain why it's ridiculous to somebody who doesn't immediately know on
its face that it's ridiculous, which is a very difficult position to be in.
I mean, tell me about this thing where you killed the dragon who holds up the earth.
I'm like, I really, I don't know where to start with that one.
What do you mean, explain it?
That guy who called in, who did this deep dive on this chick
who said that she was trafficked and raped on Pornhub
and led this like campaign to get Pornhub
and he found all these inaccuracies and her statements
and like was breaking it apart.
And she had a similar army of psychophantic, like zealot women who would attack him non-stop
just for going online and saying, saying any of this stuff he found.
It seems like the same kind of weird chick army. And it's
fear based too. Yeah. I've got to find an employer who's willing to put up with the potential
that I find another job and that people will figure that out and then come after me for
my next job. Yeah. Which is what I'm trying to prepare for in the worst case. Yeah, hopefully
it kind of blows over after a bit and it doesn't impact, you know,
I mean, the rest of your life, I mean, you know, I'd like to think that wouldn't happen.
I mean, people are so worthless that they immediately caved to even the suggestion of impropriety.
Well, I got a crank called me and said you were talking about a thing online.
That's bullshit, right?
Like the presumption of innocence is so devoid in a significant amount of the population
that it had, that's why they have to stress it so many times in court.
You know, presumption of innocence, right?
Because in your brain, you don't have that.
Your presumption is guilt all the time every time.
So when you get a call from a lunatic saying something
that is preposterous or a seasoned deceased from a lawyer
that is outlandish, improbable at best,
your first instinct is not,
well, this is probably goofy.
I mean, I didn't get this yesterday,
so it's probably goofy.
Who are all these women who automatically side with the mom?
More single moms or dating child molesters?
I mean, are they all friends and family or just people who are, I mean, like it's like,
oh, no, the kids clearly lying. Yeah. Is that right? I miss it.
I'm hurting that again. I don't know. Do you remember moms?
Go ahead. So people said that it's okay, dick. It's some people have said that the mom
That the mom's obviously in the right that there's documents out there proving that
Because there was example for example
I was showing it to some people yesterday one of the reunification psychologists
He was being he was testifying in May about the case about whether or not
So in the dad's doing pro he's pro, he's pro-say right now,
so he's representing himself.
And so the mom's lawyer is asking questions to the psychologist,
the dad's lawyer is asking, the dad's himself asking questions
to the psychologist.
And it was interesting to see how, and again, obviously,
he's higher, higher qualified than I am,
but just some of his answers to me were kind of suspect.
And like, that's a really weird way to say it,
to kind of say that the kid who's been sexually
abused is just going to be completely fucked off in the rest of their social interactions
and their normal, like, interactions and stuff.
I'm like, no, I've personally dealt with that.
I wasn't that fucked off.
I couldn't interact with people on the day-to-day basis.
It didn't impact me personally.
But if a kid did not want to go back into that environment, of course they're going to be
pushing and not wanting to fix things with their mom.
They're not going to want to repair that relationship because their mom was allegedly part of it
by watching and not helping or at least allowing it to continue.
Yeah, that's what you think they keep pushing back.
That's why the mom would push, that's why the kid doesn't want anything to do with the
mom if that's what's happening because, and that's why she doesn't want to have you know make any steps of change in the reunification process
That's a betrayal of the worst kind to a kid that is your parent that's the person who above all is supposed to protect you
Oh
kids and it's like they don't really understand the concept yet. Like there's a few things they may get at that age, but they don't get the deeper
meanings. They don't understand the internal guilt and stuff that can come with it. And
it can fuck you up for a long time. And especially when you have something like this where, you
know, while the dad has done some kind of weird crazy shit and allegedly is his kidnapped her recently for whatever reason.
It's still, you know, is that fast and loose?
Most dad's are people that they know their kids.
I mean, people, fathers kidnapped their kids all the time.
I've heard a lot of cases of like, yeah, well, I couldn't see you.
And so I'm just going to grab you.
Well, Nick was doing a, a, a, a, a nickname stream on this the other day where he's talking
about the kidnapping and some of the recent court documents that, the court documents that,
um, myself and multiple other people got a season to assist from the same lawyer.
When Nick mentioned previously to doing a stream that he was going to be talking about
those documents.
Yeah. Did not get an email from that lawyer.
Oh, interesting.
Which I thought was going to work.
Yeah, she, she, she wouldn't email him, but she, oh, it's a she.
It's the lawyer single mom too.
Single moms will, single moms are like cops, like they will do anything to protect another
single mom.
So that lawyer is from a PR firm.
It's a different lawyer than representing the mom in the actual case.
Wow. So there's an actual PR firm in several attorneys for that, you know, that are working
with the mom on a PR side of it.
Because again, there's so much back, like the documents I had from June to September,
yeah, was about 120 to 140 documents.
Just for those three months or whatever.
How fat was your boss who fired you?
I'm still not going to talk negatively about my boss and that's just a principle of mine.
It's a life choice.
It's not negative.
It's not a life choice.
And even though I disagree with what happened and everything, I still enjoy working for,
I think she made a really, really poor decision.
Yeah.
And not like we give me a real true opportunity to prove that I was on the right.
Yeah. And she doesn't understand the law.
And so I'm yet to at the point where I'm going
to insult my boss.
Because to me the biggest people that were hurting this
were my clients.
My clients who no longer have a therapist know.
We're going through real important shit.
And now I'm going to talk to them.
Who cuts off a therapist for like child abuse. I don't know.
I don't know. I didn't get to which to phase them out. It was you're out of this. Yeah,
right. You're just your downable contact or client. That was it. No, nothing.
Oh, okay. That was it. It is a relationship. They don't just walk into a, you know, it's like,
oh, my mechanic closed and, you know, I know I need a water pump.
I don't, you know, it's like, you go to the next guy, it's like, oh, yeah, you need a water
pump.
Yeah, you can, oh, wait a minute, you're really, your mechanic's more important to your
therapist.
I mean, don't be, I get it, I get it.
I'm no offense.
I get it.
They're me, can't be helpful.
I'm offended.
See it is why I always say therapy.
What is, what good is it?
Your therapist can just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just,
just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, therapy. What is what good is it? Your therapist can just get a fire on you. He's just gonna go.
There's no laws keeping you. I mean, I, I, what a horrible, what a horrible thing. I do want to watch your videos and watch nicks. I'm going to release the, the stream that I did that
the day I got fired. What I'm doing first is I'm going to record it with the chat next to it.
Yeah. So that way people can't go back and delete their chats.
Oh, that's funny.
Because people, yeah, so that way they can't try and pull out of it and say,
I know, I didn't say anything.
So I'm doing to do that first release that video and then republiak the rest of my,
my shit.
So, yeah.
As someone who's like, I don't want to say an expert, but who has experience in these
matters, what do you think about, what do you think about all the people who are so upset with what they call the sexualization
of the social push that they allege for to have easier access to children?
What do you think about that?
Do you think that is a danger?
Do you think it's a thing or do you think it's on the other side of a much conservative hysteria? Where do you think that's, do you think that is a danger? Do you think it's a thing? Or do you think it's like on the other side
a bunch of conservative hysteria?
Where do you come down?
So it's hidden myths for me on that
because for example, I used the discussion
not too long ago on one of my shows.
On the video that what Matt Walsh published
about the kindergarten thing where they allegedly
were teaching kids to masturbate.
Yeah.
And it was misconstrued, in my opinion.
Yeah.
And it's like, okay, there's nothing
like kids should know that. So they don't whip their shit out in public and touch themselves
in public. And it's like, I get why it's important to teach kids those things at a young age,
like using proper terms and all that stuff because it is important, especially like if
they've been molested. They can say, Oh, this part of me specifically hurts, and not a funny word or a joke word.
And so, like, those things can be very helpful.
So there is like a mixed bag of where it's like, if you take too much of it, then obviously
it's kind of dangerous for younger kids, because they don't get to the whole, they don't
understand what sex is, especially on like that emotional level.
And then if you take the other side where you don't teach anything,
then as soon as they hit those teenage years
where they're gonna wanna do everything
that they were told they couldn't do,
they're just gonna flab the handle.
So it's a very delicate balancing act, I think.
No parent does it right.
But I saw somebody talking about how,
like porn education is needed
because the average teenage boy
like thinks choking is normal during sex.
So this is why we need to fix these attitudes.
And I'm like, are you,
do you think that's the only misconception
that the average teenage boy has about sex?
Is that choking is a big misconception about sex. I would say,
it's not just that, but I think, for example, I had a client that was between the ages of like
eight and 10 recently. And she had, like, looked up a porn video on her tablet or something.
And I get a call from the parent saying, or text message, saying, hey, looked up a porn video on her tablet or something.
And I get a call from the parent saying,
our text message saying,
hey, can we have a session today or soon?
This is what happened.
I didn't, you know, shame her.
I just, I want to get into the dress.
I want to make sure everything's okay.
And so, we went, you know, I met with the kid,
talked about it.
She was kind of closed up at first,
but then opened up about it.
And like, we got to go through and, okay, why were you looking it up for these reasons? Okay, do you understand what this is? Do
you understand why people do it? And have those discussions in a healthy environment. The mom and
the kid, both very happy at the end of, you know, because it was a couple session thing that we went
through it. And it was a great learning experience. And everyone walked out of there, more informed,
more knowledgeable. Mom was prepared to handle situations in the future.
Kid felt better about it,
because she was more curiously looking into the information.
And learn some research terms.
Yeah, maybe that was a bad leaf-laced job.
Yeah.
But I mean, I got to, I pulled up,
you know, I had to do like the basics of,
here's what puberty is,
and here's what it means.
Here's what this stuff means.
Yeah. And to go through it with the kid, and kid and the kid was very smart kid to begin with in general
and it was nothing malicious about it but it was a great learning experience for the kid.
Instead of the parents flying off the handle, not for you to hear people getting shamed
about sex and not being open about it or, you know, just starting to do things without
opening up to their parents about it. My goal for clients, especially with kids, is you should be
able to discuss things with your parents comfortably. You know, that's the goal. You should be able to
work things out as a family, not hide shit and keep things in the way. I've never discussed anything
comfortably with my family. Which is such a... such a foreign concept to me. I know there
are people, there are people who go to their parents with their problems and issues and
they do talk about it and that, that healthy picture is I don't, because I didn't
grow up that way. I know exactly what they're going to say. They're going to talk about
themselves. What about parents actually do a really good job of getting their family to that place
where the kids go from like being so isolated and not wanting to talk to where we over
a period of months improve the relationship and trust so well that the kids sharing,
you know, one of my young teenage kids, no trust in the parents there was this issue with
their relationship and then they go to over a period of like six months.
They're able to discuss things, talking about first kisses,
we're discussing plans for what happens if we decide that one
to try smoking pot or if we wanted to have sex for the first time,
how we handle it properly.
And it's beautiful.
And it's great to see a family go from both this horrible situation
where there's no trust in communication
to where they can deal with their own problems,
because that's the goal,
is to be able to work it on in your own.
Well, and I know just from talking to therapists and stuff,
when I'm sure that communication thing is probably,
is key, like, they think they're communicating,
but really what they want you to do is play referee, and then you're like, no, no, no, we have to teach you how to
talk to each other. Am I somewhere in the? Oh, yeah. You're pretty much absolutely right.
I tell pretty much every client that walks in my door, every issue that people come here
for usually ties back to communication in some form or fashion, because it always has
something to do with that. Especially marriages. They go, they like to feel like they give me a hand.
Tell her, tell her that blah, blah, blah.
Tell him that blah, blah, it's like, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
I put the floor on the table.
That's what it comes down to.
Who puts the food on the table?
Tell her I'm right.
I put the food on the table.
You tell her, I'm right.
You tell her to shut up, therapist.
Yeah, that's, and then we're,
I'm going to couples therapy fine,
but then we're going to my other type of therapy
where it's them telling who's right
and who's not anti-therapy.
Yeah, exactly.
What do you know what?
You got to marriage, my marriage is fine.
You go to counseling.
You've got to come up for it.
My marriage is perfectly happy. What do you think about're gonna come up for it. I'm just perfectly happy.
What do you think about the,
what do you think about the cuties prequel
that they're coming out with?
What else are you doing?
Cuties prequel?
No, don't tell me that.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
All right.
Does anything make you a rage?
Does anything make you a rage?
And then I'm gonna do voice mail.
I have the fucking carons who got me fired
because I love my job.
Yeah, a full boy, oh boy, oh boy.
I hope they're Karen's and not child molesters.
Well, we'll find out soon because apparently one of them is.
One of them very well might be.
Um, good luck with your licensure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks for calling in.
So it shall happen to you.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I'll put. Oh, sorry. There you go. What all right, it'll happen to you. Yeah, thanks. Good talking with you.
Oh, sorry, there you go.
What a fucking disaster.
I don't know, I got it.
I got it twice.
Wow, I'll read it next time.
I mean, it's like one of those,
you just, you would expect,
you'd probably expect your,
your boss maybe to at least
hear your side of the story.
I want to run hell so that I can go to hell,
put in the leg, put in the work, network a little bit,
and just be the guy that gets to greet you
when you come to hell so that I can say,
what did you say?
Like the opposite of St. Peter,
where we go through everything you did,
and what would you say you did here?
Walk me through it until it makes sense to me.
I got it all day.
All day.
I got the guitar.
All day to see here. You see that line? They're not going anywhere.
Neither are you.
Never.
Walk me through it until it makes sense.
There's no fast pass.
Yeah.
Never mose.
That's my ultimate fantasy. One wish. I want to be the guy that welcomes you to hell.
All right, Bismillahir-Sham Allah.
Bismillahir-Sham Allah.
All right, this is a hard men working hard.
See you next Tuesday.
Chivalry.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh. ... Alright guys cut the intro down. Okay, I think we heard the good part of it.
We heard the word part.
Thank you, Ken Jennings.
Read your emails, Captain Insane.
I'll read them next time.
Hey, I just had to stop listening to the episode in Colin.
The guy writing in about Benzo's.
I literally didn't even get through
his message because it was fucked and Eftler thing to say. Without Benzo's, I don't
create music. When that's the first line about how you're describing your chemical dependency,
I think you'd better just give up. Nobody fucking cares. You're such a loser. Oh my gosh.
I mean, like, I don't know.
I don't know, just a sh-
Yeah, cut off.
It was an odd first.
Like that was, usually you list your concerns in order
from, you know, biggest to least.
I'm built not, not having the ability to-
The ability to-
The ability to-
Right.
But also for anxiety and depression and stuff like that.
Like those were like second and third, I think.
So, yeah.
I mean, it's not the way that I think it probably
should have been phrased if that's it.
It's a little odd.
Yeah, I need the Benzos.
Not to get into music.
But then you need Benzos to do it.
So what came first, the music of the Benzos.
Yeah.
Doesn't make a lot of sense.
Right.
Here we go.
Hey, Dave, hey Sean.
Hey.
You know, pissing me off.
His people trying to set you up with their ugly friends
that they know are ugly,
or at least, you know,
that they know that you are not actually going to like them.
In the internet, it seems like blind dates aren't really a thing,
but they'll still find a way to not give you an accurate picture of this person and try
to persuade you to go out with them. You have to be blind. And they'll gas their friend
up saying, oh yeah, he's into you or whatever. He's into you. And then you're unbelievably.
All of a sudden you become the bad guy. You know,
you're just you're just the one looking for companionship and then your search gets used to
who someone else's ego inappropriately and you're the bad guy at the asshole. So fuck people
that do that. Just stop. If you have violation. So Viol a ugly please help them to work on themselves so that they will be able to find
the men that they want and not drag people that just aren't into it into their lives.
Don't get their hopes up.
Don't give them a crummy relationship like that.
Here's, you see that picture?
Nothing.
Absolutely no reaction.
Okay. Well, next. You you're not gonna learn to love
Whatever that is
Hey big hey Sean here's a rage yeah NBA stars and how they think like they're all shit no
Fuckin like I'm watching like space jam or the new space jam and 30 like.
I heard it's in peace.
I'm in peace.
I'm in peace.
I'm in peace.
I'm in peace.
In the beginning, all they can, like, keep saying over and over.
Lebron James, he, Lebron James, he, Lebron, Lebron James.
It's so fucking annoying with like these NBA stars and like films and shit.
Like you got to continuously say their fucking name over and over.
And then like, you know, in that piece of shit film
was it uncut gems and all like they have like,
Kevin Garant, it's like, okay.
No, that was a good movie.
Kevin Garant, Kevin Garant.
Kevin Garant, it was pretty good.
It was good.
It was good.
All these NBA stars, they think that they're like,
they can actually act or that they're hot shit
and that people are really interested in them.
Like beyond the fucking game,
but really like nobody cares about them.
Fuck them.
Fuck you.
Fuck them all.
Go fuck yourself.
I thought Kevin Grant was good.
Grant.
Kevin Durant.
I thought Kevin Durant was good in, in Uncut James.
Yeah.
Yeah, I kind of want to see it though.
Uncut James?
Yeah.
A couple of people have said it's like, no, it's, it's good.
Yeah, it's really, it's really intense.
Do you buy Sandler is acting?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I liked him and punch drunk love too.
Yeah, that was a different role for him too.
Yeah.
I really sucks that he didn't get, I mean, I, Oscar's here lame, but the sucks he didn't
get to go on them and pretend to be an actor.
Was he nominated?
No.
And they made a whole, they tried to get him nominated.
Yeah.
But he just got, it's a good movie too.
Maybe he acts so, he acts like a Jewish stereotype though.
That's what I saw kind of, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up, Dick? That's what I saw kind of yeah Okay, yeah
Hey, what's up dick? I just saw the most retarded thing leave my house today
I'm heading to the gym and my neighbor fuse on the corner of the street. There's like no one near him
the closest person is probably like a thousand feet away and
He's fucking mowing his lawn with a mask.
And keep mind, I'm in the South
where COVID basically never existed.
Like no one gave a fuck down here about COVID.
But now it existed, it's got inside.
I'm just wearing a mask, well, I'm going to go on.
Like what the fuck?
I'm just never going away, you're right. It's never going away, you're right.
It's never going to look stupid.
You get covered from the fucking grass?
No, no, you're not going to get COVID from the grass.
Randy, we're a master of the Duchess game.
What, man, what are you going to mask forever?
Like, it's not.
Yeah, no, no.
It's not going away.
You're vaccinated.
Yeah, I'm not masking.
You know what else I heard?
I don't know if it's true, but
that the only reason the vaccine
could get emergency authorization is legally
is because there's no medicine.
There's no alternative medicine that would work.
Yes.
Well, I mean, that's why, yeah.
So all that shit about how hydro, whatever,
and Ivermessin, how it's like horrible
and Trump's an idiot for saying that it's good.
Well, doesn't that kind of seem like it might have been
a big pharma push to get their,
the granted billion dollar vaccine approved?
Well, they granted emergency use to the hydro,
whatever, for a very brief time.
And then they said, no, it's bad.
Yeah, they said there were heart problems and stuff like that.
Right.
So this is just me thinking it out.
If Russia paid $50,000 of ads and hacked the election, this big pharma paying $10 billion
in ads not have an effect over what the policy is toward these alternative medicines for the last year,
like were they really, were they not, were they not good the whole time?
Because now I'm seeing that they are okay.
The Iver now that the vaccines are approved, now I'm seeing that the alternative treatments
do exist.
I haven't, I haven't.
I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't looked
into that, the hydro or whatever, whatever, but they work on different,
like different ways. Like there's some of the stuff that they're saying that they do,
that's not what they do. Like they don't, they're not like, it's not like this or, yeah,
it's one's not a natural alternative. Well, one's not, yeah, yeah. And now, okay, okay.
So you take the vaccine, but you still get COVID sometimes.
You can, but they're saying this, it makes the symptoms are less.
Yeah, that's the, there's, it's close to, it's close to 99% of all COVID hospitalizations
are unvaccinated people. But it says, all I hear now is, well, you have, you can still
get it, but it makes the symptoms less. Yeah, it makes it like a mild cold.
You can get it, your chances are much less of getting it with the variance though.
It has gone out.
It has gone out.
It makes sense to vaccines, but it also makes it, so if you are vaccinated and you get it,
it makes it symptoms less.
Yeah, that's the part I don't.
I hear people telling me that who I know can't explain to me how a plane flies, but they're
telling me for sure this, and they, well, that doesn't really match up with anything
I mean, I know.
Right.
But it doesn't mean that the scene doesn't mean that that knowledge, just because you don't
know it doesn't mean that somebody else doesn't know it and can explain it.
I'd like to get a, I'd like to see two people talk it out.
Well, you can, you can look at the people
who develop that stuff around the world
and they will tell you why that would be.
Well, I've seen that for the flu,
because they say there's reported that the flu symptoms
are less for the vaccinated.
I looked at the study and I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know, just people's opinion.
I've never taken a flu vaccine. Me either. I haven't. I haven't't know. Just people's opinion. I've never taken a flu vaccine.
Me either.
I haven't.
I haven't.
I'm going to waste my time.
Well, I mean, it just to pay some years it doesn't work very well at all.
Some years it's a lot more effective.
I'm sure it's one more because I got to go to work.
Okay, I'm sure it's not just a weaker version of COVID that we're getting.
That's all I'm asking.
You know, I was trying to figure it out.
I see so many drawings of a courthouse appearance.
You know know they always
do these bullshit sketches because it's illegal to take photos yeah inside of
the courtroom yeah so do you do that too what you were saying way way long ago
although drawing porn well hey you can picture inside of courtroom is it
illegal to draw things that are inside of courtroom.
It shouldn't be.
Same.
It's the same thing.
No, no, no, no.
Same exact thing.
All right, goodbye, everybody.
All right, thanks. See you.