The Dick Show - Episode 269 - Dick on Motherf*ckers

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

Chris Chan breaks the Internet, the pronoun warriors over-swing, funding breast reductions, separate but equal job websites, PayPal joins forces with the ADL, #CancelRent, Karl calls in to argue about the Olympics, the case-counting runaway train, dog grooming licenses, and myth busting Lizzo's stage dive; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maybe I should shave my head. Cut my hair. I don't wanna have a skull it. If I start losing, I don't wanna get into the situation of, oh shit, really, I've lost that much hair. I had to be told this by a 25 year old girl. Whoops.

Nobody wants to be, nobody ever wants to be told anything by a 25 year old girl that's news to them. Yeah. You should stop wearing that eyebrow. Yeah, but you're not. You're not a ton of hair on top, right? Until a 25 year old girl tells me otherwise.

Wait, did that happen? No, but that's what I'm afraid of. Oh, gotcha. Huh. Well, I'm mining my own business. I'm just trying to figure it out. You know, you should think about cutting your hair because you're losing a lot of hair on top of it.

Ah, fuck! There it goes. You got to avoid, you would never be like to avoid that. I mean, like if somebody's cutting your hair or something. Any girl, whatever. They don't care with the context. That's 25 year old girls.

They say whatever they want. Yeah. They're like billionaires. Yeah, you're right. Walking around because they have a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, well, because they, they have like the goods, right? They're billionaires. All right. They're billionaires in their own right So they're used to being able to say whatever yeah

Yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh, that's how that's so interesting the emperors new clothes. Yeah Shouldn't end with a little boy Telling the emperor these naked. Yeah, cuz children't end with a little boy telling the Emperor that he's naked. Cause children are just thinking about themselves. They don't give a fuck. What do you think about the Emperor? Like, I don't, nothing. Yeah, sure.

I'm just thinking about this stick or my own dick. That's what I'm thinking. But a 25 year old girl walked right up. You know where you're in close, but. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm afraid of. Oh my God. And you should probably just cut your hair, shave your head.

Yeah, I should. They don't have any solutions, just problems. Girls, problems with you. Yeah, problems with me. What's your problem? What a, what a week. What a week. What a week.

All right, I feel like we're back on track. Really? I really feel like I've been healed from the inside this week. Yeah, I can only imagine what this could be. I really think I could give you a million guesses in the world and you would not come up with the news of the week. Really? Well, that a big news of the week, which is going to be old, you know, next next, it'll be gone. This one, this is, I dare I say, this might be, this might beat the 24 hour news cycle. This piece of, this piece of thing that happened. I am intrigued. Let's do the show. I got a ton of stuff. I know you got, you got, you

got, you got a, you got a work to do, Sean. to get needed, you love to get your radars in the show, where is the contest coming to life from mountain bunkers even though I can see a value, I'm your host, that's massive, that's massive. Okay, the $20 million man voted America's worst Mexican. I can't do the math anymore. Fuck it. Joining me is always the world touring LA based media and Sean the audio engineer.

Hello, Jim. That's it, buddy. Thank you for joining me on this very, very unhelpful program. Really? Thank you, everyone in the audience, for not killing yourself, because you would have robbed yourself of a truly scrumptured,

lessent week, a beautiful week, first to business. Biggest bonus episode. Yeah. Out now, out now patreon.com slash the dick show. You should listen to it. I don't think we were barely funny at all. And there's a reason.

This is actually a pitch. I'll go ahead. It was he's so crazy that it was so difficult to make fun of him. You need to get it. Yes. You need to get it just to listen to Maddox talk. But I mean, he's telling he lies all the time, but he's telling the truth about certain things. And it's fucking crazy. The disturbing. It's so crazy that I was left speechless after multiple segments where it's like, I don't, I don't even know what to say about that.

Yeah. So I've gotten many emails and snapped snaps from girls. Snaps of girls, guys for the email saying that was really sad and disturbing that it was so. That's a story of hooking up with who I think is obviously a stripper or a prostitute with which is interchangeable. And getting them, getting them off with a kitchen appliance. Yeah.

And that's all I don't even know. I could, I actually think I could tell the whole story and it's where it's people going and buying the episode and listening to it is that good. Yeah, it doesn't him tell. Well, you can't tell it. You can't help but tell it in a more interesting and engagement.

So it's not interesting. So it's just, it's so crazy. And just the way he sets himself up, it's like, who knew? Who knew? And that was where the week started, okay? Point of business number two, there was a new episode of the biggest problem in the universe out episode six. That's biggestproblem.show, get it, vote on it, vote all of my problems up, vote all

of Vito's problems down, because they're dumb. And support. I like how you're using another platform to like try to influence the voting. Yeah, fuck it. It's a contest. Uh, that show has a ton of listeners already. Great. So thank you guys for checking it out.

It's really, it's, it's a fantastic reboot. It's like the opposite of he man. Hmm. The biggest problem, reboot. Right. Yeah. It's just fucking great. I mean, I was talking to Randy about it after we did the show.

Randy came over and he's like, dude, it's perfect. It's like everything that the old socialists have been. It's like, yeah, it's so fucking wild to have a person who will talk to you about decisions knowing that they will be made. And be like, you know, this is my preference, but it's either way. Well, you've got the counterstand that it's got to be made. You've got the right counterpart and he's not crazy and won't send you emails. No, he's not, he's not crazy.

And Vita throwing out, everyone's wild. He'll hit like a huge, right thing. Like he's, he's so liberal that he hates them. Do you know what I mean? Like he's so liberal that he's just liberal acting like ass-hulling. He's like, you guys are fucking, you guys are making me look like a dick. Yes. Everyone hates looking like a dick.

No, and that's been a huge problem. Yeah. Where it's like the older, older liberals look down and they're like, that's not something to go crazy about. Yeah. This is not a thing. Yeah. I got a good example of that later in the show that I'm going to go crazy about. Like, this is not a thing. Yeah. I got a good example of that later in the show

that I'm going to tell you about. My favorite part of the biggest problem this episode is when I'm telling Vito about how the makers of Viagra lied about the four hour erection thing. Well, we're made sure to put it in their advertisements, right? That was a conscious marketing decision, right? To take that side effect, which never happened. Very rare.

Yes, so rare, so. So rare. Yeah, like lower than death, right? And there are other medications that can do that as well. Yeah, it's not unique to Viagra. So rare that you get a conference of your, your and your doctors, whatever the penis is and say does anybody, yourologist has anybody

ever had a patient come into this, you get no hands raised. Like never have, so the marketing department just get this out in front. Right. Age group of people going in and asking their doctor to take back, hey, I got some ED, I heard about this one.

There's one thing, you want to give me that, you want to give me some Viagra? All marketing, all lies about the side effect of a drug, right? I tell Vito this on the show and he goes, well, that wasn't like a big company, like the vaccine people, like Pfizer. So we look it up and it was fucking Pfizer. Yeah, it's Pfizer.

Look on his face. I'm like, oh, they lied about, by the way, because they lied about this drug to sell it. They lied about the side effects. They boosted, yeah, they made a side effect embarking point. Well, no, it's of course it's Pfizer. You know what they call it over and I know in Ireland at the time they call it the Pfizer riser. That's how I always remember it. It's just very hard, but they also lied about it to sell drugs when just they're fucking

job anyway. Biggest Robyn.show. It's out now. Go get it. Go in the page. We had to get it early. Okay. Do we get right to, oh my God, god Sean you wouldn't think you would

Raise your hand raise your hand if if your trans friend didn't rape anyone who can't consent Yeah, yeah If your trans woman friend did not rape anyone who can't consent Yeah, I got my hand up anybody else anybody who may be called into the show to break up with me Because I because I let a trans woman call in and they and they were such a predator They had to distance themselves from the show no anybody else can anybody else have their hand up? Cause I know you fucking don't. May over here, Dick show trans, Dick show trans lesbian rapist. Zero.

Other shows, I don't know. Other shows are gonna have to do their own accounting. Oh boy. Chris Chan, which you, I'm sure you don't know of. And who might be calling in, who might be calling in city? We've got, there's a special agent out there trying to secure Christian as we speak. She might be calling in.

As I said, trans woman, lesbian. You would think, you would think that in the case of a 40 year old mentally deranged, mentally deranged transbian, raping their motherpeed, raping their mother. You allegedly raping their mother. You would think that, you would think nothing could top that. And by the way, I'm just joking about all that, raising your hand thing.

Don't take it personally. You would think the most offensive part would be the mother raping, right? So a trans woman raped her mother. Yeah, this is the 9-11 of the internet. Where were you in Kennedy was shot? Where were you in the Twin Towers? Were like, pre-op or unaltered or whatever?

Unaltered and Chris Chan has said before that, like they're not functioning. It's like the, the internet's most picked on a victim, like most bullied person in the history of the internet is this person, Chris Chan, who invented a character called Sonnet Choo, which is Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu. I know Chris Chan. Okay.

Now it's coming. Yeah. Chris Chan. Yes. They became a lesbian. In their words, they became a lesbian, so it'd be easier to hook up with women. They thought, but they think they're a multi-dimensional, um, album of two popular video game characters. So who maybe maybe they didn't know it was its mother Her her

Don't be a right. Yeah, then this is the best part So everyone knows Chris Chan and they're just kind of Bert letting the damn break with and they're just kind of, letting the damn break with getting into this goss, this incredible 9-11 level, like where were you when you learned that Chris Chan may have raped their mother, their own mother. May have.

So people are tripping over themselves to get the jokes out, accidentally messing up a pronoun here and there, throwing a he out. When it's obviously should be a she. I think I might have just said it's. That's safe. That's the worst. I actually don't, is that the worst? It's gotta be because it's dehumanizing, isn't it?

I mean, you can't, you know. You get looked at sideways for calling a baby it. I don't know. I'm not sure the gender, you know? I don't know. Well, I know is Beatrice, the Golden Witch, formerly Digi Nay is out having picnics with their boyfriend. That's all, and not raping any, not raping any mothers. That's all I know.

Got it. So, what was I saying? Oh yeah. So people are accidentally mischindering Christian with a he. And wouldn't you know it? The trans, the pronoun brigade comes in to say you know whatever they may have done however mad it might be however bad it might be which is pretty bad allegedly pretty bad uh if there's no excuse for getting the pronouns wrong

and I think that's the real crime here yeah and, and I think, I mean, first of all, do you really, do you really want to make this about you? Like, what, did something in your brain hear some not here an autistic, cripplingly autistic person may have raped their dementia, written geriatric mother? And your first thought was, how could I make this about me? But also, you seem to lack that,

like when George Zimmerman got busted for justifiably murdering Trayvon. I don't know about that. Well, that's what the, he was in found innocent, right? He walked. I think he was convicted. Yeah, then he got in trouble again for, yeah, he got off. He was like, I think he was, yeah, he was acquitted.'t he was acquitted so not my words he got a jail for something else

I don't know but when the when the news came out and said that he was white Mexicans went um yeah he's white right yeah that guy yeah Zimmerman yeah yeah these white is that's the whitest man I've. Zimmerman is the man I know. I mean, that's Bob Dylan's last name. He's a white Jewish guy. But he's mixed, right? I mean, it's, yeah.

I mean, I don't know if it's, I don't know what, you see Latino background. Yeah. You can see the Latino Association of America going, excuse me, everybody that America hates, but that guy's actually Mexican. And we all Mexican. And the report appreciated if you stopped rubbing him of his cultural identity, because that's, that, because it's very important that you see us all as the same. So I'm going to go ahead and, and I'm going to go ahead and pause it. That transphobia just doesn't exist.

If the trans people are tripping over themselves to claim a motherfucker, literally, that's my, that's my theory. I don't know about you. That's my theory. By the way, the incest laws that may have been violated in Virginia where Christian lives. Those existence. Mother slash girlfriend. No, I know. It's West Virginia. West Virginia, I should make fun of it.

They don't apply to mother daughter relationships. Really? Incest is only interesting. That's an interesting. I think he's going to walk. I don't, I hope he didn't do it. I hope he's just making it up. What is that? What? He came up. She didn't do it. I hope he didn't do it. I hope he's just making it up. What is that?

What, he came up or she didn't do it. I hope she didn't do it. I hope she didn't do it, but I also hope she calls in. I mean, it broke with a nine minute, a nine minute recorded telephone call where Christine Chan goes into detail about how he seduces his mother and finger bangs. Really gross.

We've watched multiple sex tapes on the show. And this is by far the most disgusting thing that's ever happened on the internet. And then all these chat logs came out of... How old is Chris Chan? I'd wait like 40 something. God. Yeah. And not in the wait like 40 something. God. Yeah.

And not in the best shape. Oh, God. It's just, it's so, I feel healed from the inside. Because now, in addition, in addition to the horrifying, in addition to the atrocious act that was performed because liberals shut down insane asylums, right? Oh, excuse me, the government. The government has shut down, the government has gone on a 50 year war against

putting the insane in places where they can be housed. Well, yeah, Reagan released, that did that big release in the 80s. Yes, yeah. So in addition to the atrocity of that, which is our fault, there is the addedity of that, which is our fault, there is the added and very tasty and very tasty spectacle of watching people negotiate with the death of this cultural icon for them

personally. Like, oh, well, maybe there being troll, maybe they're being trolled, maybe it's, maybe they're just lying and making things up. You never know. Like, no, you know, it doesn't matter. Even if, even if nothing is found out, the fact that these mental patients are this close together, necessarily is sick and wrong. And everyone's saying that this is not a possibility the whole time has been has been so far off and excited with this with this with this circus show that they had watching

it blow up and shit all over everything. This is great. I don't know any I don't know any other way to look at it. But not the seat. The seat. So that's what happened. Jesus. You're familiar with Chris Schindel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we've watched a video or two, haven't we? Yeah, we have. We definitely have.

Yeah. I remember it's coming back. Yeah. Well, the saga continues. Jesus Christ. They're trying to round her up right now. They found where the hotel she's at. She moving around like on the lamb

because she's not allowed to go home because the cops have a protective order. Yeah. You know, did the mother like make a complaint? You said that, like somebody recorded somebody or something like that. Somebody just talked on the phone with Christine Chan and she told,

started volunteering information. And it's like better record this. Oh, I got it. It's gonna be, I don't know if it's a, you know, two-party state that is gonna be inadmissible. Oh yeah. Right, then, and she'll walk. Who cares? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh God, that's okay. Evictions are back on.

Mm-hmm. Oh, awesome. Yeah. Whoo. I'm gonna go down and reserve all the U-Halls. So all the people have to carry all these broken motherfuckers. Yeah, come to you for the U-Halls.

Double, special deal. Double price U-Halls. I got all the U-Halls in town. All you motherfuckers, you're gonna carry all of your crap around on your backs. No, I know you haven't been working. Where else are you gonna go? God, what do you think about the rent moratorium? I saw that they're gonna their Nancy Pelosi said she just heard about it that it was ending yesterday. Is it right? Yeah, because Congress went on a vacation. Yeah. Yeah. They do that. Oh, right here. Hey, what about rent? Ah, yeah. Really? Oh, we forgot about that. We're out of here for six weeks. You guys later figure it out for six weeks. Um, there's no way

it can end. There's no way they'll let it end. I don't know. The eviction moratorium. It's just there. Your stuff is the government's stuff now, right? It has been for a year and a half. Your house, that's our house now. You got to just let those guys live in it. Why not? Yeah. Just make it like college.

You get an indefinite loan from the government. Pay California offered landlords in California, 80% of what they were owed. They said, if you agree to forgive the rent of your tenants, we'll pay you 80%. Why? Why not just a hundred? What is up with the, like, what is the, what was what they didn't have the last 20 minutes? This constant, like, you know, I crunch the numbers and they go, that's still, we're going to get, I don't know, we'll do this. They're never going to get anywhere near 80% from the tenants in back rent. Oh, yeah. They're going to be out nothing.

So we'll offer them something. They'll negotiate with them. Yeah, totally. We'll dick them down. What do you want? You want 20%? Yeah. You want it right.

Right. I've for no reason. They had no, they had no, they had no number to start with. It's just, well, you know what, we're not going to pay you want it right. For no reason. They had no, they had no, they had no number to start with. It's just, well, you know what? We're not gonna pay you the whole amount. So how about 80? And then if you don't take it,

what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Do us in court? We own all the courts. So where are you gonna take this guy? It's 80 or nothing. I say, I say we run with it. We just have free everything, no rent at all.

Just give everybody, give all the tenants unlimited, like exactly like college, right? You take out a loan for your rent, you can't pay rent. All right, I'll take out a loan for the rent. Here you go. Landlords can say, well, rents just can just keep raising the prices. Just exactly like college, like, oh, you got unlimited money to pay for rent, sure.

So that's $1,500. Next month. Next month's 1,800. Why not? No such thing is property anymore. Fuck it. What's even the point? I guess I'm asking.

Well, if it's unlimited money, then just jack up the prices, but then it comes due at some point. Does it? Well, I mean, does it? I mean, I'm talking like Well, if it's unlimited money, then just jack up the prices. But then it comes due at some point. Does it? Well, I mean, does it? I mean, I'm talking like student loans and things like that. Do they? We're talking about writing off $50,000 a person for people are arguing. But like traditionally, right?

Traditionally, like a student loan is one of the few things that like you basically can't escape from, right? By declaring bankruptcy, by doing any of that. You usually know it. Even though you can any of that. You usually don't know it. Even though you can. It just impossible. Yeah, it is. They always say it's not because everyone is going out.

Yeah, yeah. But it's more difficult than. Yeah, it is more difficult than credit card. Why not? I don't know. I don't think whatever getting it back. No. Property, I mean.

Let's see. Riley, Riley did a funny. You wanna see it? Sure. Intentional or unintentional? Oh, intentional. Yeah. So Riley tweeted at Pat Naswell. Do you like Pat Naswell?

I find him extremely obnoxious. Me too. Riley tweeted this picture of Pat Naswell. He says, I picked up this great book of my local bookstore, Patent's hashtag support local business. And it was all begun in the dark. One woman's obsessive search for the Golden State killer. He tweeted this at Pat Naswell. Pat Naswell retweeted it, but you know how Twitter like shrinks a picture. So it just gives you a thumbnail. And you have to click the picture. Why did he read? Why did he tweet that?

Because he's like a bleeding heart pretentious asshole who wanted to retweet a book about support, retweet something about supporting local business and one woman's syrups. I don't know. That's why that's why Riley really sent it to Patton. Yeah, but here's the joke. When you click on the picture, it says Patton killed his wife. Oh my God. Oh, hang on.

What? It's not live on YouTube. Oh, it's not? Oh, no. Oh my God. All that. I did it again. God dammit.

All right, well, there you go. It's live now. Okay, see you next week. Thanks for listening. Ellen, where were you on that one? Okay. Pretty good for Riley. Don't you think? That is fucking bad, man. That is fucking bad man. That is fucking bad. Oh, jeez. Don't you think it's just so funny? Everybody thought they had this pet retarded person in Christian. And they totally ruined his life, right? Like with this non, non, the entire internet focused like a laser beam on his brain and everybody thought it was so funny until he raped his mom.

And that's when it really got, that's when it got funny for the first time ever. Allegedly raped his- Right, right, right, right. And we'll never know. We will never know. Because she's got dementia right the best thing for her to do is lie say didn't happen Right yeah, nobody gets then nobody gets in trouble. Mm-hmm What's she gonna like what would you tell the cop did your that your fucking wild monster son Rick? No, of course not

Mm-hmm if it's yes, oh Jesus I No, of course not. Because if it's yes, Jesus. I don't know, maybe it's just me. I feel like I really feel like it's never been funny. It's never been funny, and it finally got funny. And I love watching people negotiate with it. That's on a sick person. Because I'm a sick sense of humor.

It's funny, it's funny because of all the people who with it. That's on a sick person. Because it's a sense of humor. It's funny. It's funny because of all the people who did it, who constantly bullied them and harassed them and all that kind of stuff. And then it's got it. I see. I see you're like, oh, is that, oh, are you not entertained? That's what it feels like. Oh, what did you think was going on? You've been making fun of a mentally ill person for fucking years. You've been provoking him very, very mentally ill person for years. Yeah. This was not, did you not think this might happen? Well, I mean, yeah.

Well, I was poking his dog with a stick forever. He's never been well or she's never been well or. Yeah. I was poking his dog with a stick forever. He's never been well or she's never been well or. Yeah. Okay. This is the, PayPal is teamed up with the ADL. Do you know who the ADL is? Anti-deformation league. Uh-huh.

They're like a racket for shaking people down. They call everybody merch. I think they've called a white supremacist. Yeah. They do have a, they do, they have historically had a very quick trigger to, as soon as you, you know, as soon as you say anything about, well, you know, I mean Israel, you know, they, sometimes they, you know, anti-Semi, yeah, it's, I mean, dude, it's, I've seen, yeah,

I've seen some things where it was like, it wasn't even, got it, it wasn't even bad. The whole story wasn't even out there. And like the statement number one was like, dude, anti-Semitism blah, blah, blah. It was like, dude, you're real, you're fucking. Shamelessly aggressive. Fucking quick on that.

Uh huh. The ADL says we're excited to announce a new partnership with PayPal to fight extremism and hate. So that's me. Yeah. That's me and all of my friends, right? I mean, we've all been banned from something or everything under the guise of extremism and hate.

And if I'm honest, I gotta say I hate everyone. So regardless of race or creed or politics, I fucking hate you. So if that's what they're fighting, guilty, guilty is charged. What do you know? what are you in for? What do you got? What do you got?

They continue. We've launched a research effort to understand how extremists leverage financial platforms to fund criminal activity. Yeah. What criminal activity are extremists? I think a lot of the extremists have been de-platformed. Let's start there. But what criminal activity has been happening

that the ADL needs access to all purchases on the planet through PayPal? Everybody's, this is the private company, right, they can do whatever they want, except make showers that spit out more than two toilets of gallons per minute. They all have narrow urethras. But otherwise, they can do whatever they want, except make showers that spit out more than two Delets of gallons right up from an empty. They all have narrow your rephrase, but otherwise they can do whatever they want. Yeah. Which includes taking all Financial or an unknown amount of financial information and handing it over to an agency that seems to exist only to extort people

that don't that don't agree with them. Pretty fucking, pretty phenomenal move of PayPal sold by, sold with stopping criminal activity on financial platforms. Here's another one, criminal activity. Oh yeah, Microsoft, Twitter, Facebook did the same thing. Now they're sharing a database, a counterterrorism database, to crack down on white supremacists and far right, militias.

Have they done anything? If you want to see white supremacist violence, you got to go to a Spike Lee movie or something. Where is all this violence happening? Mm. It's not on the news. I watch a lot of, I see a lot of news clips. I don't see a lot of like guys driving around with Confederate flags, burning down,

whatever Korean liquor stores or that church is. I don't know, yeah, I've seen this happening. Well, I haven't seen much coverage on things that would be, you know, like groups systematically going around. And I guess it worries me when they're like, when they're gearing up to fight a war that's not happening, like I don't see what you're going after. So like, when you're, if you don't know who the sucker is at a poker table, it's you, you're feeling after. So like when you're, if you don't know who the sucker is, and a poker table is you, you're feeling if somebody, like, if you don't know where the extremist hate

is, is being perpetrated, it's you. Like if you don't know who is the extremist that's being targeted by every tech company and bank on the planet, it's you. Bad news is you. Senator Warren says crypto puts financial system in the hands of shadowy super coders. They snuck in some anti Bitcoin, anti cryptocurrency bill and the infrastructure bill the last minute. I'm sure the ones that, the ones that have and have rigged the system to benefit them, they're the last ones who want anything to change.

Yeah. It was like I can remember when when MP3s first came out. Oh yeah. Yeah. Late 90s, right? The fucking labels, they all stood on the train tracks with their arms up and their hands out, trying to stop a fucking locomotive. They should remember that. They put themselves five to 10 years behind by not jumping on and go,

how do we monetize this from day one as much as possible? They went, they did that on the internet too. We'll just sue moms in their house for file sharing. It's like, how stupid are you because they didn't understand it. They thought they could literally just, we're the only supply line. Mm-hmm. Will win.

It's like, no, you, you, you, you had no chance. That makes me feel better, because the internet and Napster, are both still, and MP3s are both still around, although the internet got fucked big time, like the movie industry did that when broadband first came out. Sure. Every week it would be like, oh, this is, you know, this is just horrible. This is going to ruin the entire industry.

And they ended up getting a lot of like unbundling shit past that crippled the internet. Yeah. Yeah. Back in the 90s, there was so many broadband providers you could pick from, like in your local neighborhood, there was actual competition and then overnight it turned into like Comcast and AT&T because they said, now you don't have to, you don't have to give anybody access to you. Should anymore.

It's crazy. It's yours. We paid for it. We paid for it. Yeah. Piece of EU. So it's yours. And then things like, I mean, all these mergers under Bush too.

Yeah. And then even more, it's just kept these mergers under Bush too. Yeah. And then even more, it's just kept going under under subsequent presidents. Yeah. It's like clear channel loans, pretty much every fucking radio station from coast to coast. I mean, it's why I'll just how the, you know, the monopolization of, I know, of that shit. The cartelization of the country, at hearing at the senate banking committee this morning elizabeth warren said uh... it was called crypto currencies

what are they good for that was the name of the that was the name of the congressional hearing like a what is that's is that a who saw war what who's things that's not what is a good for that you know that's right uh... this is here i can't remember that it's not the who i can't remember who that is but this is So what is a good for that? Yeah, absolutely right. This is pure. I can't remember that. It's not the who. I can't remember who that is,

but this is peak boomer Congress joke. Cryptocurrency, what are they good for? Who? Probably right, right, making this joke to each other. Yeah. Huh, says that, what did she say? As instead of leaving our financial system at the whims of giant banks, oh yeah.

That's working out just great. That's instead of leaving our finances at the whims of the, this is crypto puts a system at the whims of something. Yeah, I mean, crypto puts the system at the whims of shadowy, faceless groups of super coders and minors, which doesn't sound better to me.

Why? What could possibly be worse than what's going on right now? You could give the banking system to the worst criminals in prison and they would stick you less criminals. They would still be less criminals, they would just be less competent criminals who could be caught. Right, well, it's just, yeah, the real criminals are running it.

The real criminals work within the law. Yeah, that's the thing. Uh, absolutely wonderful. I don't know how this woman still exists. I guess because banks just pay for her campaigns. Okay. Well, whatever that's going through. It'll probably go through. I assume you know, cares. Everybody wants. Everybody needs and they're scared too Congress. Yeah, sure. Yeah, they don't want anything to change. Oh, here's some I got more good news for you. Yeah, you do uh... here's some i got more good news for you yeah you do shan this is n h s

uh... refused the national the n h s you know them refused to be breast reduction surgery finally here is a here is a shot of the breasts that i'm talking about oh my goodness uk woman says the n h s won't approve surgery to reduce for thirty two double j goodness. UK woman says the NHS won't approve surgery to reduce her 32 double J breasts. Good Lord.

Thank, thank fucking God. Finally, some good news. Finally, somebody in the, finally, one guy was in the right place at the right time to stop this absolute travesty, this absolute, this act of sacrilegion blasphemy against God from moving forward. So what reasons did they give? Who cares? But said, are you fucking kidding me?

I figured that's where your questions are stopped. They said, yeah, I don't know what reasons they said. I heard no. They said if you, they said you can't get an only fans to fund this like seriously We have to pay for this you can't just Throw a one you can't throw literally this picture up on only fans and get enough money to do this It'll be like well no then we'll never get another picture like that. Yeah, exactly

Okay, let's see what I got here. Oh, yes, streamlining your diversity. Hi, Lizzo responds to a rumor that she killed a fan by stage diving. Did you hear that rumor? No. That Lizzo staged of and killed a fan. How many how many millions of stage dives has their been? Has anyone? Do we know? Has any, oh, good God. What? I mean, the series responded on TikTok. To her.

It was hilarious. Lizzo spoke out in response to a rumor that she was responsible for someone's death. That's stage diving. I mean, that's a pretty creative that joke. I'm gonna put that out there. I mean, it's very funny. I know I'm big, but I'm not that fucking big.

She said, she's 100% that big. And then some, she might have killed someone. Then she did a belly flop on her bed to prove that, oh, that's not the right way to do that. Even if a little kid jumps on the bed, it creaks and moans and shit. Like, I think the only way to do it is to actually do a stage dive on people. Right.

Like, let's myth bust this. How much does Willis O'Way, 700 pounds, 750? I mean, give it a take. Yeah, sure. That's a good summer body on the side and 50 pounds. Right in the middle estimate. Yeah, 700. So we take a grand piano and we'll throw it off of a stage at the next show.

We should do a fake myth-busting Lizzo stage diving at the next road rage. Get a big fat suit. Okay. Fill it up with pig carcasses and then throw it. Right. Pig carcasses. Throw it off of the stage and see if anyone ties. Well, you throw it onto crippled Jesus. Yeah, I mean, you know, he should say,

he should come out and say, actually it was me. I went to a Lizzo show. I got my right hair done and checked my nails. I went to the show. Lizzo jumped to my hair. I walked in there. I wheeled out. Yeah.

And I've been wheeling ever since. Yeah, there you go. Jesus. Good news for you. Okay. What else makes me a rage? Streamlining your diversity. Hiring. This is great. I found this ad as I was cruising around the other day? Oh, there it is. I don't really, I don't think the company matters, just that this need matters. Our technology puts into your something, giving you access to qualified talent

from diverse and underrepresented backgrounds. So it's a black only hiring company to streamline. The ad said, I'll show you the ad, the streamlining, your diversity hiring. So making it as easy as possible for you to not hire white people. You don't have to sit through, you know, as a HR person, as a hiring manager,

it's such a pain in the ass when you post a job and you've got all these goddamn white people that you have to sort through and trash. So we've quote, free sort, streamlined your experience, you know, gotten rid of all of the useless, pre-functory parts that you don't need of the experience and distilled it to what's important. And that is no white men. That's what our service offers you. Advertising brazenly, we'll pull it up. Streamline your diversity recruiting.

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Hmm. That's the this is the future of pre verified. We have AI. It's like the dominoes pizza of HR That's 30 30 minutes or it's free. I like, there's a whole side on it. I was horrifying to me, but I guess no one cares. Let's see what else. I grouped all my codes. Like people like me just go, yeah, sounds about right. People like you that just kind of, it looks like you.

It's just, yeah, I mean, pigmentation. Why is it you mean? Yeah, that and just the way that I, the way that I think it goes, you know, I like that is just like, yeah, that's expected. That's right. That's right. Right now, we blew it.

That's exactly what I expect, just with everything that's going on today, that sounds perfectly, you know, reasonable from a logic standpoint to me. It's like, why wouldn't they filter out? Yeah. It's just crazy. We're here to help you. We're here to help you with your not hiring of white people by we do the filtering out

so that you don't have to feel bad. Do you feel bad just tossing out all white people to do your job? We do it for you. You've outsourced it. Here's the one for you. Guilt free. Guilt free.

Diversity, I have. Here's some rules for a bar. Oh my God. Somebody sent to me. Face covering, when entering, exiting, or moving around, the taxiash yes sure Using alcohol hand gel before okay sure six people max with table of course. No handshaking No handshaking all right. Hi-fiving right no touching is what they're saying right or

or extended eye contact With anyone not at your table Who put that in there and who let that be put in there? That's the, and it's so funny. It's so insane. It's a unique insight into the, into the mess. People's brains, I think. Because they don't,

I wouldn't go that, I mean, that's, no, somebody put that there. Oh no. It's like, it's like, it's like it's like a It's like you can't tell whether it's a joke or not and I know it's not a joke Yeah, I know it's not a joke, but that should be a joke So they were writing and they said well no no high fives no handshaking. I'm probably no I don't want anyone like having eye contact with because that couldn't bleed to head shakes. That's insane that's like Yeah, yeah, no extended I no extended icon anyone like having eye contact with, because that couldn't lead to head shakes. That's insane.

That's like, yeah, yeah. No extended eye contact. And every woman will get behind that, or at least half of them. Right, actually like, oh yeah, the CDC says that eye contact leads to handshaking. The CDC's handshaking is bad. So we're eliminating eye contact as well.

I mean, I see London fields. Is that just happening? Is it from the US or is it? I have no idea. I mean, you know, I'm not that we wouldn't call anything London, but I assume they have another goofy name for eye contact. That's insane. Okay, what else do I have?

Insane. Diversity hiring, taxes. Oh, more afraid than Iraq. I guess we talked about the capital riots on the bonus episode a little bit. A guy, like a Marine said, he was more afraid that day than he was in Iraq. Mm-hmm.

Wow, that's pretty fucking, pretty shocking, Sean. Okay, here is dog grooming license investigation. I'm just like Sean. Okay, here is dog grooming license investigation. I'm just like this one out. Remember how I said, do you have to be licensed to be a dog groomer? No, no. And it's weird that you would have to ask, but you do. I know you don't have to be licensed to be a dog trainer

or anything like that. I mean, there are programs and stuff like that, but anybody can call themselves a dog trainer. Yeah, which is good, right? I mean, you shouldn't have to pay money to the city and like pay money to a accreditation program. Licensing and stuff, yeah, to go play with someone's dog, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, let's have priorities. Yeah, not everything needs to be licensed. There should be there should be a lot fewer licenses and like maybe just maybe just doctors and lawyers. Right. Yeah, they would probably establish their own. Yeah, like they would probably have their own self-regulating. Well, they kind of I mean, like they did. Well, but I mean, lawyers have like the bar, right? Yeah. Yeah. Lawyers have the bar. Um, did you know this is, you remember how I said that the US Army wants to draft women

because they're because no, the MPs army, sociopaths who will stab their neighbor in the back with a smile and a selfie and that they have no concept of past or future. So they're able to commit heinous acts at the, at the snap of a finger. I think that's exactly how you said it. The last time you said it. Here is proof of that.

This is some reporter, this bitch reporter. Did you know that pet groomers are not required to have any sort of licensing? There are currently no regulations in place in any state. Are you concerned after hearing that? Absolutely not. And watch my fucking report and whatever news channel locks to try to build some momentum to make dog license, dog grooming licensing, I think they never stop. Licensing to wash a dog and maybe give it a little haircut. Yeah, that's, this is, this is like actually somebody who's,

the big smile. This is somebody who actually is concerned about this. Yes, and wants you to be, and it's gonna tell you, oh well, dogs are... What's the next step you're not allowed to wash your own dog? Yeah, you're not allowed to wash your own dog. You're not licensed. Unless you go get a license from the city in your house that you are not allowed to charge.

If they could pass that, they would think about it's licensing money to the city. I mean, like, what? They do that all the time. Yeah. I mean, like, what, they do that all the time. Yeah. I mean, that's, and if it's not, if they can't pass attacks, then they just decree it and call it a fee. All the way down to driver's licenses.

I don't think any licensing, I don't think any licensing is good for anything at all anymore. Like, I used to think, oh, well, driver's license, you know, I'm getting kind of, getting a little wild. But now I think, well, wait a minute. But you can, you don't have to retest for like decades. And nobody fails.

So it's like, yeah, I mean, if it was a valid licensing, people would fail. Like people fail the bar. People drive out of med school. I think do not become doctors. Everybody drives. Oh yeah. It's hard.

I mean, drive it. No, I mean, driving, you're right. Everybody drives. Yeah, I think it's just a way to keep track of everybody. I think the majority of lawyers, I think, fail the bar their first time. I think it's more than, I mean, obviously somebody like Nick could correct that, but I think it's a very high percentage who do not pass the bar their first time. Let me see here.

Let me see if anybody's got anything. Anybody, has anybody weird in here? Hands go up. They're talking about Ralph got engaged. He did. He did. Ralph got engaged. How about that?

Hey, good for Ralph. Good for him. How's it been with this girl? Not that long, right? We were trying to figure that out today. I don't know. Let's see here. Oh, I got, okay.

Oh yeah. The two late story, you remember that one? Two late. It's too late to get vaccinated. That fat woman said when she sees people dying of COVID. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That turned out to be false. Nobody's a diet of COVID in her hospital.

Oh really? Oh yeah, yeah. I guess she just kinda, where does that was a little bit of fake news? I don't know, somebody uncovered it. I also found the, remember how I was talking about the, how the vaccine might like supercharge the virus, it's coronavirus, because it's evolving to get around,

it's evolving to get around the defense in a way that the defense has never been built before. Like it's not evolving to get around normal body defense, it's evolving to get around that weird spike protein shit. Well, I mean, it evolved, I think in India, this latest, this Delta variant. Well, by said something different. They weren't, well, I mean,

and they weren't, they've been using, they've been using like a counterfeit vaccine, basically, I think made in China. Like their shit's been all fucked up. Actually, we would probably trust that one more. Yeah. But it's not working down there. I thought is it working here? Yeah. Actually, we'd probably trust that one more. Yeah. But as I did, it's not working down there. Is it working here?

Yeah. Okay, so wait. So now, it's hard to keep up with the CDC. So now people who are vaccinated. Well, look, Dick, here's the thing. Okay. Forget, forget America. Forget the CDC and the FDA.

You've got, you've got, America. You've got dozens of countries with their own CDC, their own experts, their own FDA. Yeah. Like you think they're all wrong? Well, I think it's all, yeah, they all get their one information from the who. I mean, it's all one. No. Yeah, the CDC tells everybody absolutely, absolutely false. How are they all using one central bank then? What do you mean? Maybe China has something different. Yeah, no, that's, come on, that's ridiculous.

Why? Isn't the who and international governing board for medicine that tells them about governing board? Governing board. Here's what you guys should, here's the messaging that we wanna get through. No, they do that. You've got institutions, you've got like researchers, you've got Johns Hopkins, you've got Oxford,

you, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's, it's, but what he's, what are you saying is different? What I'm saying is you're looking at everything as like this central cabal of, ah, this is what we tell everybody all over the world. Like that, like nobody, yeah, no. Why? Because it's not how it works. I'm not going to do.

We don't be the same for you. We don't get the same messages. China does or India. I mean, any country with a nuke is doing their own thing. China doesn't get information. China is like North Korea. Yeah. Yeah. They get told what they what it's. I don't care about those countries. I'm saying the CDC says if you're vaccinated, you're shedding tons of, you, now you're a super spreader, right? You, you, they have, everybody has always, nobody said you couldn't carry it or spread it. That's never been, no, that's never been the case.

Okay, but the CDC says now, if you're vaccinated, you're giving, you have just as, you're just as infectious as unvaccinated. You can't with, with the Delta variant. Yeah, they're showing, the one thing that they are showing is still the symptoms being much, much less. Something just came in, a big study came in from Scotland, the CDC just did a study from going back to so many months or whatever. But I know I heard that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yes, absolutely you can spread it. Okay, with the vaccine. Okay, so here's what I think is funny about it. So they remembered the beginning when I said, well, what's the death count? I don't care, the only number I care about is the death count. How many people in the hospital? How many people are dead, right?

And everyone said, no, it's cases. It's cases, that's what matters. Cases are going, because cases means you're spreading it around. Yeah, because cases means that's hospital and then death. I said, well, yeah, but I only care about the death. I only care about deaths. That's it, right?

Yeah, right. This is me. I said, it's gotta be deaths. When the world traits that are having is deaths. When people get killed in a rack, it's deaths. I think case deaths, except for COVID, right? Well, COVID cases, yeah, because it could lead to death. But it's different, it's uniquely different.

COVID is uniquely different to every other thing that's on the news and that they always focus on cases and not deaths. They never said, they never, the, yeah, right? Doesn't that, it's cases? Well, to be familiar with cases. To be honest, I don't know what the current number is. Over 600,000. No deaths. I think that's like four and a half million worldwide or 600,000. But every day it's cases on the rise. Cases on the rise, right? Yeah. Cases on the rise. Right. And my theory was, because they could tinker with the case data.

Do more. They do more testing. They ramp up the amplification. Like, oh well, we don't know if you're gonna get it, but we're testing it on you, because we're turning it up from like 10, 20, 30, 40, 40 times amplification when we wanna get more cases. Right? Okay. So I mean, forget that. Forget what I just said.

That can be a conspiracy, fine. Okay, okay. But all the policy is based on cases now. Well, the case increases, but everybody, everybody in the country who is capable to be trained to recognize danger is trained on cases, right? Yeah, I think so. That's all you hear. Okay, so I'm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all you hear. Okay, so my fucking is all right.

Right. But now that everybody's most people are vaccinated, I don't know, I mean, depends. There's a lot of people who are vaccinated. There's a lot of people who are not. Most. I think we're like 60%. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, more, yeah.

Now that most people are vaccinated, probably, probably everybody who wants to be vaccinated who fucking cares about it, right? Well, no. There's been a big spike in vaccinations because because the Delta variant is scaring people. Well, you're also forcing people to get it to go to a bar. No, it's like, well, there's definitely, but they were two goals forcing them to boys to get it.

So is Disney, so is Netflix, so is Facebook, right? But reasons. So is Facebook, right. Batteries, but yeah, no, it's been tied to the rise of the Delta variant because they've been pressuring people for a while now. Yeah, you know, like by, it's like kind of, you know, we tried voluntary, I mean, don't make us do it mandatory, like, well, that's mandatory, then you shit. My point is, now that everybody's trained on cases, and nobody's really, nobody who went through the trouble getting vaccinated, it's not,

like it's very, very safe for vaccinated people. I hope I can at least get that. Oh no, you can't see that. At least made it safe for people who got off the rast and went to go get it now. You guys are fine, right? I will absolutely give you that. Yeah, your hospitalizations are almost nil.

Because they fucked with everyone and made them think about cases, they can't undo that training. So now it's gone from 15 days to stop to spread, 15 days to stop hospitalization, then get vaccinated. And now it is completely contrary to the core concept of this vaccine, which is to lessen

death. We are still basing everything on cases. We are never getting out of this. Yeah. Because we cannot unscrupulous people to focus on the fucking cases, which I said at the very beginning. The cases do not fucking matter. It's the deaths.

I agree with you. You agree with me. I do. I saw on the news, Florida. Oh, totally overrun. 28,000 cases. New York, look, they're doing amazing. 6,000.

Like, yeah, 100 people died in Florida. Like, 3000 died in New York. It's still almost no people, but you never say it. Well, here's the thing. You never will say it. Florida, though, is like, it's been funny to watch Santos. You know, yeah, why? Well, all of a sudden, sorry, we got to get vaccinated. We got to get vaccinated. The guy, the guy who had his lips sewn to Trump's

rectum. Yeah. And that is what he's going. It's like, holy shit. I thought you want to get vaccinated. I got to get reelected. Well, I don't mind people saying go get vaccinated, but he kept his whole state open. Fuck, what do you want? I mean, because I think he did it perfectly actually. It's like he did it fucking perfectly.

I think 60% of the cases, everybody go get 60% of the cases are in Florida. A lot of people are not vaccinated in Florida. I know, but he's dying. No, there are. Not nobody's looking up. People are dying way more everywhere else in Florida, even though there's so many cases there.

So why do you think, why do you think that would be? Vaccinations probably. Very few people are vaccinated in Florida. Florida has a terrible vaccination rate. How do you think their death rate is? So you would say their death rate is very high then, right? I would say that it's not lower than what's going on in areas that have high vaccinations when you correct the numbers.

Let's see. COVID deaths by state. I think it's very low. But you're talking absolute numbers. Well, yeah, death. Yeah, okay. Okay, if you only wanna know what I care about. Right, okay, fine.

That's what you shouldn't the death be higher. What if your town, what if your town has 30 people? And the next town has a million. It's like, yeah, the one with the million is Capita. Yeah, you think the deaths per capita in Florida are higher than everywhere else? Not higher than everywhere else, but you, but not lower. Like you said, like nobody's dying.

No, I don't think anybody's dying. Why would that be a 58 death rate in Florida? The stats are death per 100,000. So there's 58 people dying in Florida. Johnson Brown says, I don't know what's that. Right now. And remember Alaska's the largest state, lowest deaths, lowest vaccinations. When you talk about, yeah, there's no people in Alaska.

Yeah. But per capita, they do everything per capita. But nobody is around each other. Oh, okay. Is that true? In Alaska? Are they all crammed into one town? No, there's a, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,

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Yeah. And then it's going to be up. We got another everybody get back inside. I hope not. Well, then what the fuck was the vaccine for then? Well, that, yeah, that's what you guys all took this. So, no one died. The spirit of what you're saying, I agree with because it is deaths.

Like so the vaccine, it's not so, it's so you don't have complications, hospitalizations and deaths. Yeah, that's how it's, it's right. Every time I agree, well, what's the death? The end result, the end result is really hospitalizations and deaths. Yeah.

So, well, I don't know, somebody find that said, okay, let's do a comment. Johnny Rico, definitely not a grandpa's military. I'm out here for a year popping in and out of Kuwait and Iraq. They won't let me have a titty calendar because women are selecting boss baby for the movies. He sent me a picture.

They've got on their military base, all the military people are going to a picture. They've got on their military base, all the military people are going to a movie, blow off some steam. The selected movie of the day is Boss Baby. Well, I think military. I think Boss Baby. Yeah. Yeah. Not commando, die-haw, really anything. The lone ranger, fucking Josie Wale, the outlawed Josie whales, anything. Boss baby. Boss baby. Boss baby, do it.

Whoo. I wouldn't show my family, boss baby. Fermanator Lowell, the guy who wrote in about the NHL prospect that shared a pick of a girl blowing him. Was that what that was? Yeah, okay. He conveniently left out. I don't think we got that.

Just doing guy stuff. Conveniently left out that she was a minor. Yes. And yes, almost all the field grade officers I've encountered as retarded as someone else. It's completely insane. Oh, I think I skipped, I launched up two emails. As someone else.

This is from the first guy, Johnny Rico. Definitely not our grandmas. Yes, almost all the field-grays officers have encounters retarded as him. He's talking about this general that blocked me on Twitter. Cause I said, a general for the US Army. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, get vaccinated.

He had some tough guy thing on it. Like, if you don't get vaccinated in your, and I said, cry harder, and't blocked me cry harder. Yeah. This is a US general. Yeah. And somebody else like asked a simple question about what guys like like I just think certain people like certain jobs should be fucking just above social media. I know I'm wrong on that. Yeah. Like I know I'm wrong on that. I don't like it when presidents tweet. I don't like it. No.

No, I didn't like it when Obama did it. Didn't like it when Trump did it. No, it's you didn't like it when presidents tweet. I don't like it. No, no, I didn't like it when Obama did it. I didn't like it when Trump did it. No, it's you didn't like it when Trump tweeted. No, I think Trump said I would never call Kim John own fat. You're supposed to or that's pretty funny. You're short. I just think you're, you're supposed to be doing an important job and like you honestly shouldn't fucking have time for that shit. Oh, that's what I think. I don't think the job's that important. No, well, no, clearly, no, like I said, I'm wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Yes, somebody said YouTube. Okay. Exactly. The worst part of witnessing the non-commissioned officers become just like them. Honestly, the military is straight up Republican welfare program. The irony is that they generally hate on people who need welfare. Check out their constant pay increases that are way higher

than the average American signed an idiot who worked for the army for close to a decade. Okay. Yeah. Well, not for long, if the army makes vaccines mandatory, they're gonna get rid of a lot of Trump people. Yeah, probably because Republicans do not want to take an experimental vaccine. I mean, it's okay.

Well, what? Well, it's not, experimental is not the word to use, but it hasn't passed FDA trials. It has passed. It's gone from three phases. They've all, it's not, it's not authorized. No, emergency authorized. I know. That's experimental.

You still have to know, experimental is when you create the fucking thing and test it in vivo and all that kind of shit. Wait a minute. It has never been approved. This has been approved. No, it's not approved by the FDA. Well, it's experimental then.

When is it not experimental? Maybe it's a semantic argument, but it's like, Yes. Experimental is like when you test it on things other than humans that you're developing that technology, which they've been doing, I think, since the 80s.

It could still be experimental if you're testing out humans. It's still considered experimental until it's approved. Yeah, okay. But that's the one it is. Okay, fine. That's, what is, okay, what's your definition? Experimental would be before it is people.

It is, yeah. And the first trials I would even go, yeah, maybe the first trials are experimental. But yeah, emergency use, like I said, they have all, they all have testing on people of it of near or over hundreds of, 100 thousand. Yeah. So like some were like 70 to 80,000 people. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, I mean, like experimental is like, let's see what happens when we put this, you know, like polonium in, you know, like, yeah, it's yeah, we're waiting on

the results though. Still. Yeah, we are vaccines. They generally, the end for a vaccine side effect to be outside of two months from from the days is, I think virtually unheard of. Like, why isn't it approved? What do you think is going to be because it take there's so much it takes like eight to 10 years to get shipped through the FDA. Wait a minute. It takes forever. So this is just a paperwork issue. There's a lot of that.

Mm. I don't know. There's a lot of that. I know it's not approved, so. No, it's not. It's not. It's approved for emergency use. Ah, okay.

All right, 10 more. Cheerleading is alpha. Not sure if this is the case in high school these days, but where I went, there is a massive taboo about guys joining the cheerleading team, like they were gay or something. Wrestling, a hundred percent chance, you're going to be in close contact with a lot of guys sweating and grappling on a mat.

Twenty percent chance your face is going to end up in strange places while grappling. Did you have a wrestle? Fuck no. God, they made us do wrestling in junior high. And it was so comfortable. I never saw, like, it was so weird. I never saw, like, the, I don't see, like, how that's fun.

Like, it was like, like, I mean, playing sports and stuff, I think it's fun. Yeah. But wrestling, I never saw, is like, why would that be fun? I don't know. And it was, it was gross the whole time. They would do it when it was, they did it a couple times when it was raining. Everybody went into the gym and I'm like, all right, we're wrestling.

Here's how you start like, humping another guy and then here's some moves you can do. You're a starting position. None of us know how to, what the fuck? Guys are grabbing your ass. It's so weird how grabbing you. The coach had to show you all individually too. He ass. It's so weird how grabbing you. The coach had to show you all individually too. Yeah, he did. It's really weird.

He wanted, we had to take our clothes off too, so he'd show exactly what to do. Oh yeah, what did I put? I don't care anymore. Cheer, you're the only dude and the rest are gals and you're comfortable enough in your own masculinity. Oh boy. You don't mind dealing with the stigma because at the end of the day, you're comfortable enough in your own masculinity. Oh boy, you don't mind dealing with the stigma

because at the end of the day, you're surrounded by ladies, making pyramids and standing in front of an entire stadium where people are watching how mighty you are. That's alpha as fuck. Or just stop saying alpha, because it's like retarded. And also people don't even understand it. Like, because people think of it like the animal kingdom, right?

Yeah. There's like, you're not some shit like that. Yeah. They're usually female. Did you know that? Oh really? Did you know that? Alpha females.

Yeah. Like wolves and stuff. Alpha just means breeding pair. The babies. The babies are the enforcers. They're the ones that fight. The alpha's breed. Yeah.

And oftentimes in canines, everyone defers to the alpha female play the song. So yeah, sometimes monkeys too. Sometimes primates are like the females are in charge. Yeah, sometimes. Not always. Not always. That's where they are where they are. Yeah, there's a lot of, you know, like misunderstanding about like what a fucking alpha is. Well, you got guys saying that it's cheerleading. That's what an alpha is. It's whatever guys want it to be to compensate for the fact that they have no control over women.

Is that what? So, yeah, anyone out there that wants to get onto the cheer squad, be the mad lad, alpha, you want to be, join wrestling too, mega power move. I think these terms are... They're just tired of me. They're not. And demean us. That's cool.

That's not. Sure, if you want to go do, my cousin did cheerleading in high school, I think. A college. He did cheerleading in college. Really? He's a very handsome guy. So I imagine think. Yeah, a college. He did cheerleading in college. Really? He's a very handsome guy. So I imagine if you look like a monster.

Yeah. Do you hook up with a lot of cheerleaders? I hope so. I would. But then you got to what a nightmare that would be. Oh, I fucked two of these cheerleaders and now I have to hang out with them for like a whole fucking football season. Awesome.

And we have to go to competition. That's a good point. But they're going to be fucking in your ear. Oh, are you looking at that other? Oh, no, thanks. Showerhead hack. Hi, Dick. He will be doing, even if he fucks none of them, he will be doing a lot of listening.

Yeah. A lot of listening about guys. You can be talking about guys a lot about everything that you don't care about. Hey, Dick, low-flow showerheads make me reach to one day. I took mine off to see if I could drill that sucker wide open and damn it wasn't just a little plastic ring. We're sticking the flow popped out easily with screwdriver. I remember thinking, of course, they manufacture in that way.

Yes, a little easy. Yeah. So if yours was, it'd have to retool everything, right? The problem is, you can pop that ring into it. So it's like eight gallons a minute or whatever. It's like having some backyard hose. It's like, can you take like, I mean, if this plastic.

You throw it out. Well, yeah, I mean, can you, you can do that. Yeah, there you go. Make your own, make your own custom flow. We all have custom flow shower heads. Pop that easily. I remember thinking, of course, they manufactured like, so if yours came with the house, open it up.

You might get lucky. Here's the problem. Because I live in California, I can't buy the shower heads because they're all rated for the nation, which is like 2.5 gallons and California and a couple other states are 2.0 or 2.2. So I can't even buy the shower head.

I'm stuck with generic shower head A or B and everybody else gets like rain shower heads, two shower heads at the same time. So I can't even buy them. And like you said, you're right, Amazon. More strict. Yeah. That's really fucking wild. That's wild when, you know, private companies just deep owls sharing my purchase info with ADL. But when Amazon like does the will of, yeah, it's like, no, yeah. A dickhead advice. Hey, you can try. It really is just so intertwined now, the government, the government and huge big business.

I mean, it has been for some time, but it's just really like, it's not even, not even hidden anymore. Well, what's that red headed communist name, Patak Psyche, Biden's spokesperson? Oh, yeah. And she's like, we've been working with Facebook to point out the 12 biggest accounts for vaccine misdistimformation. And everyone just kind of blinked. It's like, what the fuck? What are you? How do you, you said the quiet part loud? Like you're talking about colluding with the people who, you're talking about, you went, you asked the people who actually run the company to do something about this. That's what you're saying. Yeah.

Yeah. This is why it's so, it's so depressing. It took, it took a mentally retarded person raping their mom to bring me out of the depression. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Oh, dick advice. Hey, dick John.

I got advice for fellow dickheads in a relationship. I've been married for 15 years. The secret to this working is I've convinced my wife. I'm hard of hearing. Not death. That would be hard to fake, just hard of hearing. After about 10 years, I realized that if she was asking me to do something or running her mouth about God knows what.

I could just ignore her. I told her I was hard of hearing because my parents made me use a loud lawn mower to mow the lawn when I was a kid. She is now very sensitive and understanding to my disability. Thanks for the show. That's a pretty good tip. Hardy, I'm hardy hearing. I'm allergic to cats. Don't know. Working out sort of cured my depression. Hey, Deakin John, long story short,

I used to live similarly to retarded musician druggy guy who emailed in on F267. I microdosed LSD for work, weed for sleep, natural benzo for socializing. This all stemmed from being depressed and lethargic. I burnt out fast as a total wreck for a few months. Living that way was entirely unsustainable and I did long-term damage to my psyche by foolishly thinking otherwise. I quit my job, moved my home and quit all substances. Wow.

However, in episode 267 Sean mentioned, the drug Modaphanil is a lower risk alternative to amphetamines in the last episode. And that happened to be exactly how I escaped my depression. It killed my lethargy. I was still miserable, but I was miserable and bored, rather than miserable and tired. I had energy to Jordan Peterson, my room, started working out often, had a desire to leave the house more. All these things together, I believe, stopped.

So he takes me to Daphneil. Yeah. Yeah. Which is, you know, it will perk you up a little. But again, as I've said before, and I know you taking a pill doesn't teach you anything. It's, you know, it may give you a black pill.

It may get you to a point where now you can deal with whatever is making you depressed, all this kind of stuff like is working out is a good idea every. Matter of fact, I think every if you see a psychologist like bullet points just kind of like things to do exercises always in there always in the hardest one to do though it is if they If they could just take Chris Chan, raping his mom, and put it in a pill, that would be good for me. I would take two a day. I'm now moved out, run my own business, have biceps precisely,

point three millimeters larger in diameter, amazing story behind that one. It also has a side effect of making me colder, less caring socially, which is a true blessing for someone who is typically, typically overly agreeable. So yes, working out cured my depression. The only issue is that I probably never would have worked out

if we're not for the prescription jug, which I took after reading about it in the Podesta email leaks, sincerely big, de-handsome Jesus. There you go. Good for you. Good. Why not both?

Let me see if anybody wants to solve it today. I know. The data that I've read, the most effective is both. Both. I mean, multi, like a multi-front approach. Yeah. Caffish guy wanted to call in, but now I don't see him there. Well, oh yeah, Carl. Sure.

What's up, Carl? What is happening, Dick and Shodd? I guess you're doing good. How are you? Doing fan fucking testic. Thanks for having me. I last minute here. Yeah. What do you think of the Christian rape? I haven't heard that yet. What? You didn't hear about Christine Chan? Maybe allegedly raping their mom? I have not yet. I'm out of the loop. Oh, buddy. Where have you been? I got to

I got to review it as if it were a podcast. Oh, man. It's nine minutes. It's very, very tough. Very tough to listen to. It's crossover. Is that what we're doing? I don't know. I mean, have you listened to the nine minutes?

I didn't listen to all nine minutes. I listened to a clip version and then I read synopsis of it. Oh, boy. There's just so much to go. Where would I find that? Where would this exist? Reddit. That's where I found it. Okay, I'll check Reddit. Okay, so what's going on with you, Carl? Well, I wanted to call in to promote the WATP live show, happening at the end of this month, August 28th, just outside of Chicago, in Lombard, Illinois, at the Broward House. Okay. And people can get tickets and information at watplive.com.

Really looking forward to it. It's our very first ever live show for who are these podcasts? I can't wait. I think I'm going to, I think there's a big, almost sure I'm going to be there. I haven't bought my tickets yet, so I don't want to say. But I'm almost sure. I thought I'm on the here. Yeah. I'm not sure I'm going to be there. Well, take, if you can make it, that'd be fantastic. We're going to have a good crew. And I'm going to, my goal is to have four mics out of any given time. Okay.

That's a good goal. Yeah, that's a good goal. Yeah, like Tampa was a little bit out of control. Little bit. So I'm going to make sure that we can all hear each other. And if there's only four people talking at any given time, and we're going to run it like a regular episode at WATP, it's not going to be like road rage as a blast. I love it. We're going to actually go in there.

We're going to review podcasts. We're going to pull clips. And we're going to put it out as a regular episode. But but live. Okay. So do you remember? Do you remember when like Tom, like, or any radio guys would do live shows and put them out as the show? Yeah, sure. You know, always be like, come on, sounds like a mess. What do you do? What do you do?

What does a podcast do that? I mean, I think of how did this get made, started in the studio, and then they play theaters. Yeah. Tons of podcasts do that. I don't know if I could pull it off, but I'm going to try. I'm busting your balls. I can't know if I can pull it off, but I'm going to try. I'm bustling your balls. I can't wait. I will definitely try to be there.

I got to, once I buy tickets, I'll post it. Um, but it sounds like fun. Yeah, I'll buy some tickets. I told you, Todd, me. What do you got to do? No, I can't do, Carl, I can't do that. That's a bad precedent because if you, if it's on you, then I got to pay for you. That's, that's like, That's like a reciprocity.

I'm telling you, don't want to accept my money. No, I don't want to. Once you start accepting money, then you get into this hole like, are we dating? No, no, no. You owe somebody. It's never worth it.

It's never worth it. You're all right about this because I'm charging people for tickets and if you're part of the show, that means that you should be reimbursed for your travel. No, even then I gotta do that. Then I have to start doing that to people. And I don't, I'm like, I'm like, I'm sure I've cut all of this out of the episode.

I love this out. Don't tell anyone I'm doing this. Right. Does anything make you a rage lately? Yes, this, I hope you haven't covered this already, but the mental health excuse. This new thing, you're a professional tennis player or you know, you're in gymnastics. Yeah, if you listen to the bonus episode, if you guys got through this already, yeah, I love it.

I love it. Go ahead. This is what pisses me off about it is you are not a mental case. Homeless people are, have you seen actual mental cases? They live on the street in a tent. That's how you know they're crazy. You are not crazy. You're a multi-millionaire who's really good at what you do.

Yeah. So therefore you have to be happy and okay. Well, I mean, Sean, no one's happy. That's the best part. That's the point. No one's happy. We're all fake again. That's the point. No one's happy. We're all fake again. We're all protected.

We're having a good time. I don't know. If Sean, if I was raped by Sean, I might, I think I'd be allowed to call in a mental health sickness day on an episode or two. I don't know if I would like to. Is that happened to that gymnast, right? She was molested by the, I give her, I'm going to cut her some slag. If it was, like, if I, if, if, if a joke bombed on the show,

and it was possible that I broke my neck, I might, I might sit out for a show, because if you're, if you're spinning around in gymnastics and you pop it out and you fuck up, you're dead, right? So maybe, Oh, it's not possible. It's not possible. Go ahead. How many, how many digits did NASA drop on this girl? Was it one or two?

I think there's a difference then. Oh, did he do a one? Did he Chris? No, Christine Chan heard one you got a plane about. Did he give her a shocker or was it just checking the type of dog? I don't know the details. He just grab a boob. There's a difference.

Don't know. No, no, is it was worse? Is it worse? It didn't go all the way because he always got problem here is that it comes down to this, like, my truth argument that you can't argue with. And no one can argue. It's like, oh, but I'm just not mentally fit to do this thing. It's like, no, you're representing our fucking country ass.

We'll get out there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, from former Olympians. I fucking hate the Olympics. And I fucking hate sports. Don't get me wrong. I love sports. I hate the Olympics. I want me to make a repeater to drop dead on the pitch. I think that would be hilarious. Yeah, I've done it. But I'm just saying that if you're the best of the world

at what you do, and you're like, I just not feeling it today, that's not a good excuse. I don't want to hear about your mental illness. Yeah. I gotta, I gotta catch up on your bonus episode. So, I'm probably going to write to you on a few days of like, sorry dude, I was totally off face on what I said. No, I love it.

Well, to me, it is, this is the culmination of making of like all the guys who tried to get their wives or girlfriends into sports. Like, that's been happening for 20 years, right? That's been having for 30 years. I'm fucking 40 now. And I remember that as a kid, guys going like, you know, my fucking, my girl, she fucking loves football. Some of the gentlemen have might have even been

happening before you were born. Before I was born, right, could be. There was this, there was this shift, there was this bolder turning shift, where guys started to love doing sports with their woman, and I said, you know me, you know Mr., you know me, you know, Mr. you know, Mr. Long, you 50 year plans that I don't know if you want to be doing that.

I don't know if you want to be doing that. Now we're seeing, now we're seeing the fruits of that labor where sports have become a contest of victimization. I've heard congratulations. You got the most headlines about your mental illness, you win. I've heard more than one person tell me that the worst thing they ever did was get their wife interested in golf. Because that was something that they could do go out with. It takes the better it takes a whole afternoon. It takes you can be with the guys you can do whatever. And then it's like my wife fucking loves golf.

I did a bad, bad thing. What? You're completely right because we got winnative sports and now the redskins don't exist anymore. Yeah, women are like, I think that's offensive. Like, exactly. Okay, this is not your area. The Cleveland Indians are no more why?

Because women watch Facebook shut the fuck up. Exactly. Exactly. And now it's like the ball gets rolling. It kind of, it will kind of smash some other things too. Then you got now you got an all female MLB, MLB casting. We're breaking history as an all female. Talking about the MLB. Totally worthless. And really problem with that is that they were actually legitimately talking about the baseball players and what was going to happen in the game. they were actually legitimately talking about the baseball players

I just want them talking about like scary stories they heard We've got four girls who know nothing about baseball Commentating that this MLB game Well, this guy's fucking hot. What is he six five? Look at this guy coming up. Is there an all female booth? They had one reason I know there. I know there's definitely one for ESPN I think who is part of a like the, you know, the analyst or something like that. But is there an all female booth and any networks do that? They let me look it up. It was a headline that I saw the first time. Why are you looking at that up, Sean? I want to ask you a question. Have you ever taken a mental health day from your job?

No, never officially. Right. Because even though maybe there are days you don't want to go and do your job, you'd go and do your job. Yeah, I mean, but I'm also the guy who was stupid enough to go into work, fucking dry heaving and hung over so bad. It was like, yeah, it's been like so. Yeah, I'm talking about. If I'm ever, if I'm ever at the Olympics, 50, 50 chance, I'm showing up. No matter what it is. And if it's a running, if it's a cardio event, that,

that number drops precipitously. On air crew of Major League broadcast will make sports casting history. Sports casting. First year I think they met. And that's not happening on Tuesday night. Yeah, this was last, this was two weeks ago. Yeah. A first team, the first time a team of exclusively women will provide coverage.

Holy fucking shit. Holy shit. Oh my god. Twist my tampons Sean. It's just so forced Melvanie Newman, blah blah blah, play by oh, and they have a whole rundown of who's got what? Melanie Newman, broadcaster will handle the play by play Sarah Langs will provide analysis. Ain't no Rizzo Atlanta Rizzo will handle on field report and they all they all act like they're. A lot of Rizzo is for the Dodgers, I think. Is she?

They just all act like they're trying, they all act like they're trying to get you to look at next year's model car. Like I cannot stand the way women commentate on games. Like they're, it's like they're, it's like they're meeting your parents for the first time. Like, oh, hi. Well, yeah, I'm here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's so tight and uncomfortable. Also, when you watch baseball, usually the color commentator. So the play-by-play guy, it's professional broadcaster. That's, you can have a woman in there. It doesn't matter. But the color guy is an ex-player. Agileg baseball. Yes.

And he stands or he goes, yeah, I've been in this situation before, what you want to do is throw the four scene fastball. You want to keep it outside away from the plate. Like, you want to hear that kind of anale. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they're the expert.

I think Vince Kelly dot it. Well, then, but then never played. That was he was the last thing. He was the, he was the, he was the, he was the last of a, of a dying breed, the one person booth. And only he could have done that. Yeah. So the, the women get up there and they're like, I don't know why they're not spinning their arms really fast and throwing it underhand. That's what I used to do. I got to throw the ball. So what we would do in softball is basically if the pitcher was having a bad game, we would lose. And there was literally no other strategy. That falls way too small.

I don't know how you're gonna hit that one. Yeah, that's a very small ball. Why isn't it bright green? What's going on here? Oh, that's fun. What were we talking about before the women's majorly baseball thing? Oh yeah, athletes in general, sick days.

And Carl, you should try it. Try taking a mental health day at home. You'll love it. Like I'm not doing any chores today. I'm not doing any mental. Try taking a mental health day at home. You'll love it. Like I'm not doing any chores today I'm not doing these dishes. I have a mental health day. Right. We'll see how we'll see how much a sympathy you get versus like Honey like I work is just fucking I just can't do it's like oh, you know, it's like oh, I can't do the chores It's like you get your fucking ass. Yeah. Why was that? Go ahead. The next the next time I start drinking 11 a.m. I'm going to say listen, it's just my mental health. I

couldn't help it. But most of us screaming my name at. Yeah. Not my fault. I think you should. Are you at brunch at a game? Where are you? That's funny. It was earlier. Okay. So WATP live, right? WATPlive.com is where you go to get the ticket information and the purchase tickets, and we still have many available in certain areas. It's kind of a cool stuff. This is like a punk rock bar. Yeah, there's like a punk rock bar that we're playing.

So it's this like cool, gastropub bar, and then they have this whole spa. Castropub. Why do you have like four levels of seating at such huge prices differences? You've got, look at this shine. $37 for row three, $120 for a high top. Here's where he tells you that you're doing everything wrong. $120 gets you all four tickets.

This is like a four square at a car dealership. Like, okay, well here's this way your monthly payment. Go ahead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, show. We'll do a little, little beer tasting meat and greet. Can I sell stuff at your show? Fuck yeah. Oh, all right. Uh, okay. He says sheepishly. I'm bringing a bunch of dick. Yeah. I think he, he half expected like to get slapped through discord. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I sell stuff at your show. A merch booth. Yeah. All right. Uh, as long as 80s girls there working a merch booth? Yeah, I was like, you have a merch booth. Ah! Ah! Ah! Alright. As long as 80's girls there working the merch booth, you are more than welcome to do that. No, she's not, she's not gonna come. I think that's her last weekend before school.

Or maybe she even went home. She's a mental health day from you. Yeah. Yeah, as we all do. Thanks for letting me come out and promote the live show. I really hope you can make it dick. It's gonna be fantastic. Okay, I will. I, I, I will. I'll try my best. I really hope you can make it dick. It's gonna be fantastic. Okay, I will.

I will. I'll try my best. I'll be there. All right, buddy. Sorry, bye, Carl. Later. Check out that rape. I will.

Ha ha. God damn. I didn't do it. No, you didn't do it. I got some advice, voicemail. Maybe one advice, some voicemail. I like listening to voicemail. Maybe one advice, if some voicemail. I like listening to the voicemail. Don't get the hell out of here.

Downward spiral. Let's see. Who boy? Okay. Downward spiral. Hey, Dick, feel free to read this on the show. Don't read my name. Two-year-long listener to the show, first time writing in.

I want a fucking die die and I need advice. Go check out the Christian thing. I did too, but it totally cured me. 24 years old college dropout. I'm a 24 year college dropouts, probably dropped out. And living my parents, I blew it in those four years. You dropped out on the four year mark? Ooh, ouch. I live with my parents. I blew it in those four years. You dropped out on the four year mark? Oh, Ouch.

I live with my parents. I blew it in those four years, barely learned shit, and ended up back in my parents' house. Every day is full of shame, disappointment, jacking off, arguing, and self-loathing. You should get into podcasting. I feel like I've let everyone in my life down, backing off, arguing, and self-loathing. You should get into podcasting. I feel like I've let everyone in my life down,

and I don't know how to turn things around anymore. At some point, I gave up trying at anything. Hell, even writing, the thing that I thought I was passionate about, oh no, doesn't really bring me joy anymore. I hate everything that I see on the page. And I hate that I'm too chicken shit to just try again and improve

when I don't like what I see. Why do guys think that the age of 24, you have something to say. Yeah, well, because you don't... That's all you know. Like you've, you've only lived as long as you've lived. You've only seen what you've seen. Yeah. So it's like, they think they have something to, they don't realize that you'll experience a lot more. Yeah. Things are keener. Yeah. I, and you will, yeah. And all the, you'll look back and you go,

you know, I thought it would be like this when I got to this age and then you realized that. And then maybe you go, maybe I can't, maybe I can't predict the future as well as I thought I could. Yeah, it's an, Nietzsche said his favorite age of writing was like 35, Plato's 35, because your youth collides with your maturity, same time.

Yeah, sure. It's a chaotic time. Pretty good age to mid 30s. Probably have something you start to get good. Yeah. Yeah. Anything before that is imitation. Oh, I like this guy.

So I'm writing like, I'm writing like this guy. I'm trying to recreate these different people that I know. But it's not as authentic as it will be later. Yeah. Suddenly you will get hit with a freight train or a hubbub. Is that the name of those big storms, those big, so a hubbub? You've never seen a hubbub. I don't think so.

Oh, man, Sean, you would love a hubbub. I don't know that term, a hubbub. There it is. A big wall of sand, a big sand storm, an intense dust storm called the Habib. You get hit with the Habib of maturity and you find that you have actually. Like dust storm, so it's like, well, in the Middle East. And in like Arizona.

Oh, I gotcha. Oh, I gotcha. Where was I at? I hate everything that I see on the page. Yeah. And I hate that I'm too chicken shit to just try again and improve. I don't like what I see.

All of my life, I've been... So that's such a perfect, well, it's such perfect like symptoms of depression like versus what people think. Like people think depression, oh, I'm sad. It's like no, it's self-loathing, it's guilt, shame, all that kind of shit. It's like very empty.

Very little of it is sadness, just sad. It's like no, it's not what it is at all. I've been rail, all my life, I've been railroaded from one point to the next. I've barely made any real choices for myself. Uh-huh. We can't even run a car yet, bud. And I don't feel like I even know anything about the real world. I know I'm better than this.

People tell me I'm better than this. You don't believe it, but I have no fucking clue what to do anymore. I don't know how to fend for myself, deal with money, nothing. I have a pretty decent life, all things considered, roof over my head, enough money to afford plenty of luxuries, games, good food, and that sort of thing.

I'm not particularly overworked or micromanaged to ship, but my parents still treat me like I'm 15. Well, what do you want them to do? Stiff. Wake up and say, oh sir, good, nice to meet you. but my parents still treat me like I'm 15. Well, what do you want them to do? Stah, wake up and say, oh sir, good, nice to meet you. I'm a mister. You can, please, my son called me dead. You can call me Mr. Smith.

Mm-hmm. Acting like they're tech support monkeys. I don't think parents can ever treat you like you're more than 15. I mean, you'll always still you'll always be their kid. Yeah. I would say my parents treat me like an adult at this point. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, they don't treat me like I'm a kid. They don't, they don't, because they know that they have really like kind of no right to tell me what to do.

Or because I think they, you know, I have two parents that were very lacking in things that you would want a parent to give your kid. And I think there's some realization there for both of their parts. I'm swoopped. That, yeah. Right.

This was definitely, you know, I wish I, I wish I would have known. I mean, my dad had a terrible toolbox and my mom does too. So they don't, but they're self-aware enough to, they don't know necessarily what's missing or, but they know that it's not, it's like I'm out. They didn't, I'm not trying to. They didn't give us what kind of healthy parents would have. Yeah. So, acting like their tech support, monkeys annoying though.

Yeah. And living with them is grinding on my last few nerves. I'm lined up for a decent orthodontics program, and the way I'm going, I can inherit the family dental plan, business in a few years time. Oh my God, talk about spoiled. It's not the end of the world for me, but I still feel like shit.

I don't, what are they, don't dentists kill themselves? We got a dental, we got a dentist suicide in the making right here. I think they have a, compared to other like medical practitioners, I think they have a high suicide rate. Yeah, that's what I've always heard. I don't know if that's true, but it's not the end of the world for me, but I still feel like shit. I don't know myself whether I wrote

this event, some bottle of feelings, ask her if I was. Or is this just one long round about Greenland note? I think I got some catharsis out of it either way. Yeah, I guess you're, I guess you're in a risk category if you're going to be a dentist. Sorry for emotionally dumping on you like this. That's okay. I don't care. Thanks and go fuck yourselves. And serially anonymous. PSI workout occasionally. Ah, that means never way less than I should. But it's hard to keep a regular schedule of it.

Well, my mummy got plenty of times to play games though. Well, you can always do it at home. You can do a fucking shit ton of, I was the master when I couldn't get to the gym of finding home workout shit. Dude, I would be picking up, I would be doing curls with guitars in their cases. You know what I mean?

No, you can, you do it, you can do it. Fuck yeah, do a bunch of fucking, do a bunch. You can do, you can do six different types of pushups. Oh, that's true. You can always work out. Yeah. You can, that's true. You can always work out. Yeah. You can fucking always work out. You can always do something.

Yeah. There is, if you actually want to work out and not just talk about it, you can working out is the easiest thing to do as far as, you know, I think so too. I think so too. Literally having like the time, while you're watching TV, like is the easiest thing to do? Just go in the garage and do pushups and shit. Don't do it in front of your TV. Oh, yeah, doing it in front of your TV.

Workout way less than I should. It's hard to keep a regular schedule of it. Yeah, I mean, most things are hard, but like all the stuff that you're whining about here is all hard. Writing's hard. It's not something you're passionate about. People who do it don't do it every time they go to write go to write something like, oh my god, I'm a come because I'm about to go

through this wonderful process of writing. It's fucking work. You heard the single thing. What? You know, you like actors, actors love acting. Writers love having written. Yeah. It's not an easy thing to do. It's after it's you, you get satisfaction when it's done. Yeah, please. It's exhausting otherwise. Yeah, it's not a pleasant process for most job. The writers that I know, it's like, no, it's, it's, it's work. All of you are all of these writing heroes that you love so much, wrote for their entire

career, and then fucking killed themselves. That happened. That's so drunk heavily or, oh yeah, writers are, they're a, who's your favorite writer? Oh, hundreds of times in. Herman Mel, oh yeah, or Hemingway. Oh yeah, those guys fucking killed themselves. So I'm back or, no, I mean, yeah, they're,

they're, they're not generally happy, well-adjusted people. Or not happy or they're not, happy is, I don't even like the term happy. It's just they're normally not okay. They're not okay. I drink every once in a while when I'm at my lowest tonight included. Well, don't quit that. But it doesn't sound like he's abusing it necessarily.

I'll go all. Yeah, okay. I think we all are. But I get the, you know, I don't know what his parents are like. I don't know how he was raised. I mean, I guarantee you, he can find a fuck ton of answers right there. You should. He's 15, but he's like, he's obviously great.

They just, they just like get on you. But he thinks he should be somewhere where that's not like, only he's putting those rules on himself. I should do this. I should be here. I, you know what I mean? Like I'm pissed at myself because I don't feel this way. Like I don't like that's not, that's all in, that's all you, dude.

Nah, you got to work. You got to work more than you can't be. I don't feel bad. Oh, I look at it now. Yeah, but he's not, you got to fucking work. You guys are working now. I mean, you have to work as long as you want to do. Don't listen to that and just go forward.

You don't have to listen to yourself do that. It doesn't, because it's not accurate and it's not helping. Yeah, get out of your parents house. Yeah, that's a big one. And if you have even if you have five roommates, you'll have some satisfaction of like, open up an only fans, put your, hide your face

like sports brought Taylor, get enough money to get some roommates. Yeah, but you got to get out of your fucking parents. Parents will drive you crazy. Uh, okay, everybody, this has been a good show. You're going to find out a lot of, you're going to find a lot of things that you thought you wanted to do that you didn't. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. And if I, one more piece of advice, if you're passionate about something, If you're passionate about something, but you're also, you can make money at something else. Like do something else.

Do something else. And then your passion, your hobbies will always be enjoyable to you. Yeah. You know, and who knows where that goes, but it's like, yeah, take over the fucking family dentistry. But I don't know about that. Right. But right, if you want, because you think it'll kill himself.

Cause it would fuck, I mean, being a dentist, you can make a lot of money. I guess. Yeah, I guess. I mean, a dentist would be a fucking great job. I don't you do it? Sure. You'd be a dentist?

Yeah, I don't think it, I really don't. I'm not getting high, I'm doctor. I don't think it would, I don't think it would affect me either. I would just look at it as like, I think dentists, I think you're helping people. I'm not sure why that, if it's it as like, I think dentists, I think you're helping people.

I'm not sure why that, if it's even true, why the high suicide rate, I know you're causing pain, people are afraid of the dentist, all that kind of stuff. But it's like, look, you're not, you're not, you're not like, sadistic. I know, but it's still just seems so boring. Like I would think if you want to be a dentist, like at least kind of want to be.

Maybe I should follow your dream of being a proctologist. Yeah. Look, Sean, look at this. I brought these pictures in. Okay, look at this Instagram, this beautiful Instagram mom. Okay, yeah. Right.

This is a huge fucking tits. I know, she took a bunch of pictures with the Dixho merchandise too. Jesus. Okay, look beautiful, right? She's got the hipster hair. Yeah, she does. Maybe that's a wig. It show merchandise too. Jesus. Okay, look beautiful, right? She's got the hipster hair. Yeah, she does. Maybe that's a wig.

It looks like a wig actually. Okay. L, what is her, let me get her name right. So everyone can follow her. Bukowski L. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bukowski L. I'll link it.

Right? Amazing, right? So this is what these, this is what, this is what Instagram girls do. Then next picture. Next picture is, so they're promoting their friends, right? Cross promotion. Okay, here was the very next picture on Instagram.

Ah, come on. It's like somebody. How am I supposed to have masturbated? Dude, it's like his landmine. Look, it's like a fat guy pulled his pants down, bent over and then was absorbed. Everything except his ass into her chest. Like that looks like a fat guy's ass. Oh man, awesome.

I'm 100% beating off to this. And there's another picture you say, oh God, I can't imagine how hot that would be. I bet she's get up walking around. Oh no. My word. Can come on man. How many cows made that outfit? Oh, She was gonna call in. We're trying to. Wow. Oh.

That was a good bonus episode. I think I'm still got a little speechless from the chromatics trying to get a like a prostitute off of them. There were so many things like I always think that I could make fun of something or put a little joke in. There were so many times where I was just like,

I don't even know what to say. I know me too. And he's telling it in the banana docs voice too, which is exceptionally weird, which makes it even weird. Yes. Hi, Dick. This whole Chris Chan motherfucking

situation. Oops, this kind of messing me up. Okay. Because the whole point of messing me up. Okay. Because the whole point of Chris Tran is that he was a fucking idiot who was harmless and made stupid son of two things. And now it's hell. And now it's hell. That he is not harmless.

Yes. And actually causing harm to other people. And it's just his mom. First off, it's fucking terrible. It's his mom. That's some dementia. Everyone is being raped by her son. That's horrible. But it also is fucked because it makes me realize that all those things that happened, yeah, led to this conclusion. You know, it's not a choose never going to be funny because it's like

watching Anakin in the prequel movies knowing what happens to him. So it's really feeding your soul isn't it? It never was funny. That's a funny thing. Yeah. And, you know, the collective bargaining with death makes me wonder if any of this internet celebrity, any of this just happened to him. I'm not a guy.

Some way contributing or something. I wouldn't make fun of a guy like, no, it's just that's not how I were. Who Chris Chan? Yeah, like I don't think that stuff's funny because it's like he's obvious. He's obviously thrashed. Yeah, even if he's harmless and deranged, I just go like, why would you bother? Like there's some people who are just begging to be made fun of because they're so smug or they're, you know what I mean? Or they're honestly bad people. But it's like parents who mess up their case stuff. Obviously, mentally,

not right. You know, unbalanced and some it's like, no, that's not funny. No, it's like they're experiencing torment all day. Every day It's like drag in somebody like in a wheelchair You know out of their wheelchair and setting them on the curb and going, oh, you know, it's just it's not fair It's not funny. It's like I agree with you. I agree with you. Yeah Which is why it's so great To see so many people the real is a size of a fuck he's been this the whole time yeah sure

i don't know just awful situation they shouldn't have happened uh... now it's a situation is good in institutions you're working in the prevented from harming any other people well no you want because there are no institutions good on you for telling him to avoid his cousin. Go fuck yourself.

A random listener encountered Chris the Kiwi on the public transit yesterday. No shit. Send me a picture. He's like, it was a trip. Like he talks exactly like he talks on the show. I told him the picture. Yeah, yeah, I do. Let me see.

It was this. Oh, it's on your phone. I told him the picture. Yeah, yeah, I do. Let me see. It was this thing. Oh, it's on your phone. I thought you could put it on the screen, but. No, I don't think I can. It is a fuck. Let me get his name. Slugbile.

No, I can't put it on this. All right. I uploaded the big booby or whatnot. Okay. Hey, Dick Acheon, got a quick rage. People wanting to go into cyber security, just fucking infuriate me, because I work in cyber security.

I didn't even try to get into it. It's a friendly way. It's just a natural thing that you're either inclined to enjoy or not, but every time you talk about it, now I use different words to avoid using the word cyber and security. Oh yeah. Every time someone has to ask you what it took to get in, how do they get in, how much money you make, etc., etc., they probably want to beat you. They want to just wear your skin and become a sort of expert on this because they just want

the money or the prestige of telling people, hey, I look at paperwork all day and I approve into nice things or I sit firewall rules. Like it's some big hot shit. It doesn't mean anything. It's just a job, just like whatever the fuck else you're doing. And you're not even going to make like ten times your money, like how much more money could it be worth that if you're already an IT doing something else, like if you work in database administration, you're probably just stick to that because you're probably going

to be better at it and better for it because you're already there. Like why spend the time to switch over to a security role? Just don't do it and stop fucking asking me to tour you on how to get into this role because I don't even know who I got here. I hate that. You're there. Let's just do our own things and stop bringing another party. Yeah. How'd you get into that? Come on, man, just fucking Google it. I get, you work on animated series, well, you know, I do voices. That's the, I do voices.

Like at home, that's the, well, do you, I mean, do you act? Have you ever, oh no, I do voices. Like, yeah, we already, you know, like I could do Mr. Burns. Excellent. Yeah, like there's already a Mr. Burns. Can you, can you, are you an actor?

I mean, you know, who is an actor? Yeah, God. Oh. Oh, yeah, let's see here. Mm. Hey, dead. Hey, son. Oh yeah, let's see here. Mmm. Hey, Dad. Hey, son. Hey.

What makes me a rage is dad fight stories. Nothing trucking worse than hearing your dad to the same story for 20 years now of the same fight that he got into at high school in college. I don't fucking care you were rich then you were bitch now you had a hundred and like forty pounds in nineteen ninety two if i was like my my one my invention for the bone system would be a time machine to go back to find that twenty three absolute absolute shit out of it let's go dad got nothing fucking that's nothing that's a good thing and beef since I was a fucking child get fuck dead. I

The universally I would probably get in a band with my dad. Oh, yeah, if I were not definitely getting a fight. Oh, that's true. Both like yeah, yeah, yeah. A dad time travel movie. Yeah. That's what I want to see. A universe where everybody gets one shot to go back in time and fight their dad or do whatever they want. Yeah.

And that's something I'm gonna go fight my fucking dad. I know what I'm doing. I didn't like Marty McFly just kick the ever living shit out of George. Yeah. It's like, God, you're such a pussy. You need to be alpha. You need to be alpha. McDowell. The closest he comes is like, damn it, George. Yeah. It's like, God, you're such a pussy. You need to be alpha. You need to be alpha.

MIG-TOW. The closest he comes is like, damn it, George. It's the one where I was ever born. Says something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Dick, I just want to piggyback off of a guy from last week. When your girlfriend tries to set your friend up with their friend and they're not even close. Like my friend just finished medical school, your friend is a terrible man. My friend is a guy Your friend Way says much of him You're trying to set up friends

Yeah, they're not you come on you're gonna bring you right yeah, I know you got some good friend stash Yeah, I know it here. He's got a future. You're bringing me garbage right you're bringing me garbage right? Yeah, what have I ever done for you to treat me so disrespectfully? Yeah. I mean, come on, honey, come on. What do you have? What do you want me to, do you expect me to take this back to my client?

Mm-hmm. And say that this is the best I could do. Right. Is the best you could do. You're putting your name to this. Right, this looks bad on both of us. This looks bad on both of us. Yeah.

Okay. Let's see here. Got my eyes are getting bad. Yeah. Okay. Let's see here. Got my eyes are getting bad. Hi, Nick. Hi, Sean. Hey. It's more coronavirus shit. You know, I was wondering, um, remember on the war on terror, they installed prism in all

this like surveillance, dragnet stuff. Yes, I did. Yeah. We kind of forgot about it. We're okay with that now. Yeah. It seems like the coronavirus is sort of like the new 9-11 sort of thing That's going to be a generational yes

Thing that we're all going to remember but the point I'm trying to make is What happened all that fucking surveillance stuff exists? Like of course it exists there to protect us from terrorism and stuff Then they take all our rights away so they can make sure Something like a biological weapon being released uh... to the public uh... what happened so things are biological weapons are there is a conspiracy theories or whatever

yes you do i don't know if you like they should have thought it's coming and i feel like they should have been probably no they should have been better i don't know the scary thing people talking about all uh... swabber the davos guy this is all the great reset and they're doing this to control the stuff you want scarier than that the it's the incompetence

so per let's say no they're competent saying that they're they're doing this on purpose nineteen eighty four like technocracy going on what's scarier is i think the fact that they'll just bumble like the whole thing and it's everything will be fucked up and it won't even be a good surveilless great. It'll just be this janky ass kind of Terry Gilliam Brazil bureaucracy kind of thing. Oh, good reference. Because at least if you're in the scientific dictatorship as Alex Jones would say, you

have a war stuck up. You would at least you had a purpose. But I feel like in 30 years we we're gonna have this janky ass scientific the catered ship of the conspiracy theorist are right and they were it's just it's gonna be a worse it's a here faith in the new year not that the faith in our leaders is strong right now but it's just gonna go down we're gonna be fit in the

should always go down we realize that should go here to go zero Yeah overpowering the government should be well below we don't So we just like these incompetent people handle everything for us. I Don't know. Does that make any sense? You know what I make some live? We're just like oh fuck like all this sucks All this is built by a bunch of fucking idiots. They're no smarter than you are I Mom anyways built by a bunch of fucking idiots that no smarter than you or I. Well, anyways, just kind of quick thought. Yeah, we've got the war on drugs. Lost that one.

She has storm poverty. She's going, I think. I mean, we're on to her name. Yeah. Well, the beautiful thing about Carlin's name, we don't do anything about it. We just declare war on it. Yeah.

The beautiful thing about the war on terror is we moved it it. Yeah. The beautiful thing about the war on terror is we moved it home. Yeah. Now it's 15% of America is widespread premises or extremists or whatever. We've definitely moved it home. Yeah. Do we develop the tools offshore so nobody can see them and then we just move them on shore.

We take it out here. Yeah. 1984 is always funny when people bring that up because like that 1984 happened in what was it the 50s. I think he wrote that in the I think he wrote it more like in the 30s. In the 30s? I believe so. That was happening then. Like 1984 is the past. Literate both figuratively both allegorically and literally. The surveillance that we live under now is so, so much worse. The bad guys in 1984 are paid by the government. The bad guys now are your fucking wife that's learning what,

that's learning what to do to you. Well, they cut all the time. But that's in 1984 too. That's true. Okay. All right. Is that it? One more? Is that it? You want to do's true. Yeah. Okay. Is that it? One more?

Is that it? You want to do one more? Yeah. You can do one more. Ralph says, as they said, Ralph got a hold of Christina Chan. Oh, boy. Oh, wow. But her boy.

Let me call in. Okay. Captain Insan. Next week. Uh. There we go. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean.

You know what fucking makes me rage today is people that are close to you in your life like your parents are somebody who don't pick up their goddamn phones when you call. That is why you're voting. You even have it. I know it's fucking down. I know you're not at work. You're not fucking doing anything. You're sitting there on your fat fucking ass watching TV, watching a little bit. You're playing on your stupid bubble game on your phone or something.

And you can't hear the goddamn phone. What the fuck are you doing? I'm your son. Pick up the phone. Pick up the fucking phone. How often do I call? They're trying to teach you self-reliance. Just pick up your, how do you not have,

why do I have to go through all three of your numbers and then call my sister to get a hold of you guys? Jesus Christ. What's going on? That's what could possibly be going on. That's more important than me. Yeah. That's what I thought. The war on terror has come home. It's never gonna go away, right? Medical stuff. Everybody's gonna give vaccinated. Everybody's gonna do it. All right. Goodbye everybody. See you. Medical stuff, vaccine. Everybody's gonna give vaccinated. Everybody's gonna do it.

All right, goodbye everybody. See ya.