The Dick Show - Episode 270 - Dick on the Weiner Man

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

Chipping my tooth on the dog, The David AKA The Wiener Man, a fake fentanyl overdose, lynching Bella the Hero, Apple vs. your nudes, "unlawful parading", a whopping dad taxes on miles driven, the poli...ce fake a fentanyl overdose, NASA lies, the "guy who ate too much" emoji, Gonzo wears a dress, teenager appropriate porn, and Crippled Jesus plays poker; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A possum. Yeah. They love possums. And Discord. Man, I think those things are the most hideous animal. Especially adult ones, they are just fucking hideous looking. Gross. They're really gross.
Starting point is 00:00:15 I don't know why they like them so much. They're always posting memes of possums. You know what I found out? I think it's right. I don't think I'm thinking of another animal. But the playing dead thing is actually involuntary. Oh, they just get spazed. Yeah, kind of like the fainting goats or whatever. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Yeah, I think that's right. I thought that it was involuntary. They just like, they literally like, when there's a, yeah, they just like, see, yeah, and they just kind of pass out. And then they start to come to. And if the thing's still there, they may pass out again. Cause they get so scared. Yeah, it's just, I mean, I don't know if it's actually like, I mean, I guess it would be like a fear based thing, but. Oh, yeah. Cause they wouldn't, it's an animal. They're not going to think to outsmart an
Starting point is 00:01:03 animal by going home. maybe if I just don't move, like they didn't figure it out and teach their kids the possum kids. I mean, check this out. And it's interesting. I mean, I don't know how the hog does insane did not leave that way. We've talked about the hog nose snake briefly before. It's the snake that flips over and sticks its tongue out and sometimes shits itself. Right.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Then if you flip it over, it'll flip itself back over, like insisting that it's dead. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like involuntary too. I don't. Sure, because you know, even you would think that it even has probably a lower brain. I mean, there's not a whole lot of reasoning going on. Oh, oh, I'll flip it over.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Maybe he'll stay, you know, so it's, but yeah, it's like those, those fainting goats, you know, there's like, I love those. There's so much fun. And there's only that one video of them or there should be like around the clock. No, there's a lot of them. Fainting goat video cam. I think there's a lot of them. Really?
Starting point is 00:01:54 Yeah. It's because they came from a very small population. They all have this like, they all have this gene. And then I think there's like in a meat. There's some kind of, there's something in their bloodstream that they have a bunch of that basically ceases up their muscles, too. Yeah, I'm giving you about a quarter
Starting point is 00:02:13 of what's actually there, but it's more than I had. But there's something in their blood. It's what I heard. They have to make some do that. They have a substance that most goats don't have near as much of. Yeah. And like it, it creates part of what creates like the muscle seizures, basically, or more, it's
Starting point is 00:02:30 just they just tense up. That's in the back. When it's, yes, everybody's got it. And they're going to go, the hair is going to go hit the button and activate everyone's going to go right right in mid jump over a fence. And then by going to go, well, knock their balls right on the top of a split rail fence. Everybody's gonna be, and you won't be able to react because you're frozen. Oh God, my balls.
Starting point is 00:02:51 And that's how they make the shock. Ow, my balls. Yeah. For the future, for the idiotocracy. Biden's gonna go around sniffing all the little girls. Hair. What is the deal with that? Well, he's done that a couple of times, hasn't he?
Starting point is 00:03:05 Pulling away and shit, have you ever been a man? Have you ever been compelled to just smell little children like that or touch them in any way? Like, whoa, come over here. I mean, I thought I saw him do it two and a half times. Don't go, don't go. Wait, you haven't seen him do it to kids? Are you kidding?
Starting point is 00:03:22 No, but you haven't seen Biden molesting children? Jesus. Bro, there's like, I mean, now they're grown up and saying like, yeah, he pinched my nipple when he was sniffing me on TikTok. One of the little girls that he molested is like, yeah, he fucking pinched my nipple. I was like, it's a fuck away from me.
Starting point is 00:03:41 You haven't seen Biden molesting kids? Oh my God, it's great. I can't believe that, of course not. Because they don't play it on, they don't let TV go like, what the fuck is going on here? Yeah, I don't watch news. Good for you.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I don't watch news. If something picks my answer alert, email it to you. Yeah, well check this shit out, Sean. No, I mean, when I hear about things, I mean, I keep kind of tabs what's going on. And then if I'm interested enough to go, what's the story with that? Then I'll research it.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah, okay. Speaking of kids and not wanting, I hung out with my life cards, I should just start the show for a minute. Sure. Is that thing? Hey. You're in for a treat.
Starting point is 00:04:21 If you look it up, because it's fucking gross. Oh, it's in weird Yeah Welcome to if you want to give me to give you letting you the end of the show It was a contest giving you life or a month. I'm gonna be the hardest to see a very happy house Take mention in case 20 million dollar man the voter America's worst Mexican 21 weeks running back to the man should probably be the very worst after the one we missed causing this to be the
Starting point is 00:04:48 second longest running show on the cunex Tuesday media network the longest now is Max yeah yeah that that fucking church pretty pleased with that he's very pleased with it and he should be I should have vaccinated. It was too late. It was too late. Could have put out a greatest hit. It was too late. But then I'd be a fan and goat. Okay, I forget what I was gonna put. Oh yeah, I'm out with my life coach yesterday.
Starting point is 00:05:16 And he brought his kid along. And he says to me, as we're living, he goes, oh, do you want to hold the kid? And I said, no. And it was the one of the, and he looked at me as if he was confused for a moment. I said, oh, do you want to hold the kid? And I said, no. And it was the one of the, and he looked at me as if he was confused for a moment. I said, I wouldn't you want to. So we don't have to pretend here, right?
Starting point is 00:05:31 We're among friends. Yeah. I don't know. I don't wanna do that. That's funny. But I, I want to hold your kid. Parents kind of do that. It's very easy to get.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I can't be. Fuck around it. Yeah, well, you know, people who own dogs and and own kids, they kind of, it's easy to fall into that where it's like, oh, everybody's a little more interested in what I have then. I'm interested in the kid. I actually are. I just don't need to like, Biden it up and grab it.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Okay, oh, what are we out here? Oh, we're gonna bones in here. I don't need that. No, no, no, no, check a shampoo. Yeah, what kind of shampoo you got this kid? What kind of, when's the last time you bathed this kid? What, any of anything that I could learn from holding it, you don't want me to know.
Starting point is 00:06:13 You don't want me to be interested in, do you? So I said, no, and it was so satisfying, and I felt bad that he was like confused. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this should be a new tradition. You got a kid, and you asked the woman, hey, do you want to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Well, people, I know what I mean. Yeah, they kind of take it personally a little bit. Well, they shouldn't. No, I know. It felt great.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Not holding the kid. Being offered and not holding, like, do you want to see these tits? Absolutely. I do. Yeah. No matter what. It's all this kid. Nope. Nope. Not a million years.
Starting point is 00:06:58 We never want to hold it, even if it was my own. Yeah. I do not want to change a diaper. I do not. Yeah, I think a lot of people take it almost like, it's like an indictment of their kid, which is like a reflection on them. Almost like what do you?
Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, where it's like, what do you mean? Like you're saying you don't like my kid. It's like, no, I like your kid fun. I just, I don't need to hold it. I see it there. I'm trying to fucking crayons with it. Yeah, what do you want from me? I don't want to hold you.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Yeah, you want to hold my kid? I don't wanna hold you. Yeah, you wanna hold, you wanna hold my kid? Right, you wanna hold me now? Right, no, I don't wanna color with you either. Get away from me, but I'm coloring with your kid. That's what I would do for you. Oh, speaking of kids, speaking of children on the beginning of this alt-right comedy, MRA podcast,
Starting point is 00:07:41 my was baby's MRA. Men's rights activists. Oh, gotcha. Those weirdos that dress up as like, I mean, superhero, those weirdos that like, pro-tet, like parental rights and stuff like that. Dad should get more time with their kids. Well, you should have thought of that.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah. You thought of that, I don't know, 10 years ago, bud. Sorry. Sorry, there are some- Sorry, we got other shit that we're all, the rest of us that worry about. Sorry, we can't get behind your cause to see your kids. You should have kept your bitch in line.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Terribly sorry about that. Sorry that it didn't work out for you, but this isn't a team sport anymore. Unfortunately, yeah. I got other stuff that I'm more concerned about. There are some moms who just use the kid to fuck over the dad though. Of course. Like the, as a fucking tool, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:22 And you knew this, getting into it. This was this person. So I mean, I just, yeah. And you knew this, getting into it. This was this person. So I mean, I just kind of fucked that up, didn't you? Well, a lot of times you choose to ignore the signs. Yeah, so I'm choosing to ignore this. I've got a federal reserve. You can blame about.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Fair enough. Fair enough. The nephews slept over my nephews. You know how everyone's always like, remember how that was that penis monkey, that reading penis monkey, that tried to get kids involved in drag queens and story hour and stuff?
Starting point is 00:08:49 Try to, for some reason to get kids to read, they got to throw a bunch of dicks all over it. And London, I think, right? They're like a library. Yeah, I think there was something, look, all I know is, anytime there's a reading initiative for children, they throw some penises on it.
Starting point is 00:09:03 So mix, that's how you got to get kids attention these days. Can't just be a colorful animal. You got to some penises on it. So mix, that's how you gotta get kids attention these days. Can't just be a colorful animal. You gotta throw a cock on it. Yeah, and if there's a certain age, poop. All kids are interested in poop at a certain age. There's a sh- there's a sh- there's a shit monkey. There's a multi-colored shit monkey full of nuts and string. No.
Starting point is 00:09:21 That a dog's shit out that's got a giant erection. That's that your local library. Come down to your local library. We're walking around the block. We can watch Clifford the big red dog shitting out the dancing reading shit monkey with hair off his big red rocket. Shoot it as a reaction. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:37 We're going to give all your kids marshmallow guns. You come down, you shoot at the shit monkey's erection and then you learn maybe you pick up a book or two. Right. That seems reasonable on primate anatomy. So you know how the art It's time story The argument is always well if well, you know, what's the difference with this? Just giant foul this giant erection of them on the rainbow reading penis monkey and a classical work of art like the statue of David
Starting point is 00:10:01 Yeah, right? I've heard that. Where does art and performance become in decent? Right, because nobody can say, well, the Statue of David, I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna say, give rid of Statue of David, because the Simpson said that that's acceptable. So I'm not gonna say, kids can't see the Statue of David, right? Oh, so I don't know where to draw the line. Oh, it's all, the kids were over
Starting point is 00:10:23 and they're giving me tours of like Animal Crossing where they go, where you decorate your island and stupid bullshit. I'm very familiar with Animal Crossing. The future when everyone lives in a pod that's owned by BlackRock, they're all just gonna have their virtual homes to obsess about and send to each other, right?
Starting point is 00:10:37 Yeah, yeah. Open up your island every now and again. That's a people come over. Pay your creds. Try to get rid of the people who annoy you on the island. Buy some parents. You spent your work all day at the Amazon, food bug processing, amaze a burger plant,
Starting point is 00:10:53 then you can get some credits to buy some parents' time where some obfuscated, some, we all work for the company store. Yeah, or someone will show up pretending to be your mom and dad. They were showing me their island and other people's islands. Sure as shit, you can decorate your island with the statue of David, right?
Starting point is 00:11:12 Oh really? In the game. So my nephew's a what, five and seven? The five year olds. Oh my God, look at this. There's a snake, there's a guy's butt here, check this out. Like, oh God, we got a guy. I'm like, this. That's a guy. Come here. Check this out. Like, oh God, we gotta buy this.
Starting point is 00:11:25 That's a guy. Guys, these can be good. Yeah, so then he does the camera and goes around and goes, you're not gonna believe this. They got his wiener in here too. They got a little wiener in here. I'm like, yeah, that's a statue of David and both of them are running around
Starting point is 00:11:40 and swinging the camera around going, wiener man, wiener man, wiener man. Okay. That's exactly what they would say. Yeah. and swinging the camera around going, weiner man, weiner man, weiner man. Like, okay. That's exactly what they would say. Yeah. This is exactly as the same as the penis monkey. Like this is, because they made, they know that the famous work of art,
Starting point is 00:11:55 like they just, they could got this dick flopping around. Like, looking weird and they're like, what the fuck is this guy's dick doing out? Yeah. Can you believe this shit? Weiner man, weiner man, and I was like, Oh, what the? It's like a dumb argument I've been,
Starting point is 00:12:08 and people have been making for decades about the Statue of David. It's a guy with a stick out. Cock is in the Bible. I couldn't believe it. Oh my God, check this out. It's got, oh, he's got his weiner out of. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:12:21 How did that get this in the game? It's got his stick out over here. Do you know other people know about this? Is there more of this? Is this guy, is he another poses? Can you pose him? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Oh, it was great. That's funny. Let me see here. I'd shit my tooth, fucking around. I got my own biting story. Yeah, yeah, I was drunk messing around with the dog, pretending to bite, you know, like they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:43 I think I know where this is going. It's turned, I turned and just heard that crunch. And you know, there's a shale to flakes of your teeth or all in your mouth. Like, yeah, it's like, come on. I'm gonna get in my sleep. Look at this shit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Yeah, look at that shit. Oh, yeah. I can never be single again, Sean. I look like total trash. Look at this, like Jim Carrey. Because it's so small next to your first, your front ones. This, too. This fucking, too.
Starting point is 00:13:09 What happened? What's already fucked? A small. You were biting or the dog hit you in the head. I think I hit the dog. I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was
Starting point is 00:13:21 going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was I'm not like biting at the part. So I was like, I could do that. Yeah, I could bite. I should turn too hard. It's fucking liquor. Did to me again, somebody's got to, we got to make that shit illegal. Did you, uh, did you like immediately feel the flakes like the little chunks of gritty? Come on. And you're tongue immediately goes, that's not right. That's huge. Well, yeah, magnifies everything. You're like, Oh, yeah. no, it's pretty much down to the root.
Starting point is 00:13:46 And it's gone. Probably feels like every decade, I've destroyed one of my, I've messed up one of my teeth. Oh, yeah. And I went from like, the first time I did it, it was panically gone, my fuck. Oh, why can't, I'm never gonna get another one of these teeth on my, I messed up my teeth for, second time, I was like,
Starting point is 00:14:03 oh, fuck, second time I cracked one of the teeth on. I messed up my teeth for. Second time, I was like, oh, fuck. Second time I cracked one of the middles. It's time for teeth talk. I didn't even know that. Right, so we haven't done that a while. Teeth talk, but this time, it's just like, man, I don't care who cares. Just pull it out, put a gold one in. I'm sure, I don't give a shit anymore.
Starting point is 00:14:21 You can fix anything. You can't though. You never get new teeth again. Like, yeah, you just pull it out and stick a tick-tack in there that grows into a tooth. Well, I mean, what is that? What is that technology? I don't know, I mean, you can,
Starting point is 00:14:32 you have half your, they use like this epoxy now and harden it and then color it like it's like, man, it's perfect. I'll have all my teeth ripped out at some point and replaced with something stronger. I'm like, I'm stronger. I'm like, I'm stronger. Something stronger than your normal teeth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Oh, here you go. That happened. That's what makes me raged. Now, I got this. And the other, this one had just gotten smooth. I had just smoothed this chip out to, I didn't notice it anymore. I didn't look at it first and now, boom. I just burned it out.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Just it goes down over time. I'm't look at it first and now boom. Just put it out. Just it goes down over time. I know it does. Yeah, sure. It's chewing on, I buy rags off Amazon. I'm a great, like beach tumbler. Really, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah, you can say under something. In lower and lower grits, you chew on it a little bit every day. Oh, I get it. Let's see, I was watching, here's two little censorship things that'll really bake your buns. Oh yeah. I was watching the UK version of the office.
Starting point is 00:15:26 You remember that one? Yeah, the original one. We watched that together a long time ago. His last line, when he quotes Dolly Parton to see the rainbow, you got to put up with a little rain, Dolly Parton. And then he says, and some people say she's just a big set of tits. Yes. And that's the final line of the series, right?
Starting point is 00:15:43 Yeah. Like the artist statement on the two year, on the revolutionary show that was the office UK that launched, right? That was pretty much responsible for like the personality of half of America. I loved it. Yeah. I loved that show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:00 We go, I was showing 80s girl it. And we get to the last episode of watching and he goes and this is how it sounds on the hulu version uh to put up to see the rainbow you got to put up a little bit of rain dolly pardon and some people say she's just a big set up yeah not like you're kid you're fucking kidding me why would you have to do that you're bleeped out the word tits. You believe, what is the joke then? There's no, where is the finale of the show then? People don't even know enough to put tits in themselves. Well, the people who know, no.
Starting point is 00:16:37 And then the other people who don't know don't have to be offended. Not even Mr. Falcon. Like some people say she's just a great, she's just a big set of breasts, like dub a breasts in. Straight out, straight out removed. Without a warning, hey, by the way, to appeal, to appeal to people that deserve to be in a concentration camp because of their delicate sensibilities. We have edited a crucial moment and joke of this show and totally, totally stripped out, totally stripped out any amount of any, any ironic subtext from the
Starting point is 00:17:15 end of this show. We put a, we put some bikini briefs over the statue of David. There's no weiner man anymore. It's just a guy posing wearing some underwear. And some people say she's just a big set up. I can't believe it. Oh, she's going nuts. I can't, but why keep looking at her? Oh, that's what she's looking at. She doesn't stand for that shit. Well, that's just she what me. It means come over. And then I was watching silence of the lambs on YouTube or something like that. And they bleeped out. No manner, man.
Starting point is 00:17:49 They bleeped out. I could smell your cunt. It was just I could smell your, like what is, what happened to the putting words in? You guys, we had a deal. We had a deal that you could replace these, that you could fuck up the movie, but you had to put something in. With a really bad dub. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Can't just be, I could smell your, you could have said anything, tortilla. Oh, what did Migs say? What did multiple Migs say? He said I could smell your tortilla. Like, yeah. I myself cannot. You use heavy air skin cream,
Starting point is 00:18:23 oh, it's just outrageous but not today. Just the censorship is outrageous. Sean. Yeah, it's, you know, come on. Let's see, Apple stupid. Apple has has joined the war against pedophiles. Really? Yeah. This might actually make me get off Apple. No, I got so much child porn on my phone.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I I fucking hate Apple. I really do. This is a really bad one. They said that they're going to start scanning their users' photos for images of possible child harm. That's all science. Child porn, right? It's all so.
Starting point is 00:19:02 What if you have a little tiny baby dick, though? That's the definition. I mean, what does that mean? What if it's like you took pictures of your child? Great question. So does that mean? Did they bring you in for questioning? Well, does that go to a manual review, then? Oh, yeah, this naked baby.
Starting point is 00:19:21 I don't want some creep up. So it looks at child porn all day, looking at a picture of my of my life coach's naked baby. It sounds like it. It sounds like a way for them to collect child born. Yeah, it really does. How did they train the AI? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Child born. Yeah. The AI. Yeah. Yeah. It's got to be able to recognize it, right? Yeah. How did they train it?
Starting point is 00:19:45 And then, so if a woman, if a woman under 50, I guess, sends you a nude, are you getting, like, are the police getting access to your phone? Because it's really, it's really easy. I mean, I mean, the government at least. Now that white supremacy, like now the war, that the war on domestic, the war on terror has come home and that like a sixth of the country is classified as a white, as a white nationalist terrorist. Now that like nationalism has become synonymous with like terrorist, it kind of concerns me
Starting point is 00:20:17 that the device manufacturer for half of the country and for me is finding any reason to go through my phone. I don't, like, whatever it is, I don't want them poking around in there at all because I'm definitely doing something illegal. Well, but they've always been able to poke around in there, right? Now they're just telling you. Well, now they're bragging about it. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Now they're doing it in St. There's a good thing that they're doing it. Right. Right. And because people are applauding it, because everybody's hip to, it's like everybody's hip to the fact now that your phone listens to you all the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And that they can stop doing that. Like now we're doing it. And at one time, that was like, oh no, come on. Like what, you know, it's like, no, no, no, no, no. What about, if I send you a video of biting, sniffing on bunch of little girls, am I gonna get, is the cops gonna be able to get on my phone? That's why I don't know anything about it I can't believe you don't know about it. We got it. We got a no I've seen a reaction
Starting point is 00:21:12 I'm not a pilot in the show. I've seen a pair before of adult women. Yeah He doesn't discriminate. Yeah, he gets it. He gets in and is just touching these kids. It's really fucking weird It's got a weird man. Dogs tail. It's got a weird dog's tail. Like he's got this weird like touching thing. He does. Text drawings. What do I mean, obviously, if you say, what's bad, I don't want them going through,
Starting point is 00:21:38 I don't want them going through anybody's phone to be honest because- Well, let's look at him extra hard. Yeah, he seems to be protesting it. Yeah, so what you deal, you like, you don't want kids to be protected. It's like, no, I just know that, I just know that every time they start rooting through stuff, it never stops there.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Like why? No, it never, it never does. Like if we have a period of like 30 years piece or something, then it's, or, you know, then it's like, it's not, they're not gonna relax it necessarily. So, yeah, because it's not gonna do anything, because they're not gonna solve it by doing what, and it's not even, it's not even the point.
Starting point is 00:22:13 They just want total surveillance of everything that you're doing and are gonna start whittling, like the war on drugs started with people saying, well, these men are getting crazy on drugs and it's hard in women and children. So you don't hate women or children, right? I do, actually. So let's keep. I think I really want to switch this argument. That's the thing. I think it really might make me switch just because I don't. I've been thinking about switching for a long time too.
Starting point is 00:22:42 it really might make me switch just because I don't. A lot of things I get about switching for a long time too. Just the arrogance of Apple and the fact that they'll just change, they'll just change like the planned obsolescence and then just like, oh, we're just the stereo mini jack, you know. It's like, oh no, we're going to make our own proprietary thing. It's just like look at these fucking, look at these pigs. They'll just fucking eat anything. They'll stand in line overnight to get the new one of this. We could fucking, we could give them anything.
Starting point is 00:23:07 What are they going to call these people? We could tell you that it gives you fucking brain cancer. You know, we'll put something in. I think they did finally find out that it does. Holding your phone like next to your head for long periods of time. From what? Yeah, it seems to be more and more. it's not good. It's not good. I don't know what the end result is going to be, but there's certainly, I think there's certainly cause for concern. Yeah. But then what's your alternative?
Starting point is 00:23:33 Luckily, like with ball freedom, I almost see that one. No, the freedom phone, some grifter said, well, here's a freedom phone for 500 bucks for you schmucks. And it's like just an Android that has some different kind of OS on it. The costs like $150, you know, something like that. But it's made in China. It's all full of nonsense and spyware. It's all completely fucked. Of course.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Of course. I don't know. I don't know. I'm hoping waiting for Superman Superman, like everybody else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he still in Russia?
Starting point is 00:24:10 Edward Snowden. Yeah. Where is he? He's still in Russia. Yeah. He's still in Russia. Uh, another hero. Um.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Edward Snowden, right? Trump wanted to hang him, I think. Did he? Yeah. I fucking, I think he's great. Snowden? Yeah. Oh yeah. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Unbelievable what we know, thanks to that one guy. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, here, here, speaking of, speaking of bastards, here is, I got a funny one for you. John, don't worry. It's not a downer one. This is the LA Times running a story about how a San Diego cop overdosed on fentanyl by touching it.
Starting point is 00:24:52 I don't know if you're familiar with fentanyl, but you can't get high from fentanyl by touching it. It doesn't absorb. I've known it doesn't absorb into your skin. Yeah. I don't know. You don't know that much about fentanyl? No.
Starting point is 00:25:06 So this is, I'm gonna pull up their tweets first because I think they're the funniest. This is San Diego Sheriff. Let me see if I can get that on the double. Here, yeah, there we go. Recently, San Diego Sheriff deputy was exposed to fentanyl and nearly died. So what overdose?
Starting point is 00:25:22 How do you take it? Fentanyl? Yeah. You snorted or you eat it, I think is less effective, but you gotta get it into your, you gotta snort, like cocaine. Yeah. It doesn't absorb through skin at all. It's notoriously difficult to absorb.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Other stuff will acid will, but this one. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, and I've known, I've heard of cops that happening too, or like PCP or shit like that, but. Yeah. I'm gonna do that when I go on my rampage I'm getting naked and soak myself in acid. Come and get me copyrights. Like some medicines are Topical for the reason it's a super inefficient way to get it into your body. Yeah, but it's very steady Yeah, then that's why they choose to do that
Starting point is 00:26:01 But as far as like you know, you may put something on and like one percent will get absorbed in your skin. It's very difficult, but it does work and it's steady. I'll look at this tooth. Yeah, maybe this is a benefit. Maybe this is the best thing that ever happened to me. Cause I've always hated this little baby tooth. Just get rid of it altogether. I look at like men, like real men, like you,
Starting point is 00:26:21 let me see your teeth. Oh yeah. See you got big. Yeah, what's the tooth next to the big teeth in the front call? Mine are all fucked up. What, that's one. Between your, the fang tooth and the, the, the front teeth.
Starting point is 00:26:35 I cuspid. I don't know. That one, it's always a little baby tooth. I've always been self-conscious about that. I mean, minor, minor small too. I'm gonna get this thing out and put a big old fucking tombstone right there. Like the two things, two things on one side,
Starting point is 00:26:49 the asymmetrical look. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. I'm gonna go to the bookie's tooth doctor. So give me the bookie treatment. Find me the biggest tooth you got, the one in the back, the non-regulation teeth. Pop that fucking thing in here. All right, the one made for a chagged one out of here.
Starting point is 00:27:04 One made for a bobcat. Yeah, give me the horse teeth. Pop that fucking thing in here. All right, the one that's all jagged one out of here. One made for a bobcat. Yeah, give me the horse teeth. Yeah. If it wasn't for the quick thinking of his field training officer and administering Naloxone, the deputy would not be alive today. Watch our public safety video. We'll watch it if you wanna watch it.
Starting point is 00:27:21 I watched it this morning. So what did he hilarious? Like what the fuck? Like, it's going on here. So people start asking, right? Just from getting close to it. How did it get in his nostrils? Just opening the bag of fentanyl. Is that deadly? Wow. Get that shit off the street. Something tells me he's like, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. This is bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. So this is Andy Goshera says, yes, it is that deadly. This is a lie, total lie. Thank goodness the other deputy had Naloxone
Starting point is 00:27:48 quickly available. Is that how they're saying? Yeah, they're questioning, yeah. I don't understand, was the exposure through touching it or inhaling airborne particles? How did this happen? We don't know the actual exposure happened. That's the crazy and deadly reality of fentanyl.
Starting point is 00:28:07 It could have been inhaled. This guy might not just like fentanyl. It's totally staged. Like it's, I, we can watch the video a little bit of you. I mean, if you want to, I mean, it's sure it could have been inhaled or absorbed to the skin. Alive. Thank you for asking. I mean, it seems kind of ridiculous, dude. The San Diego cops put this out. It looks like he's really relaxed. Oh, you mean it as for an overdose? Like he's not foaming at the mouth
Starting point is 00:28:38 and he had with him. It looks really relaxed. I mean, no control of his surroundings. It's like a training video of what to do in case of an overdose. Yeah, I didn't know what I mean. That's what it looks like. And that fucking LA Times is running with this story as though it's real. I think he's just faking out like the Sandlot and trying to get his partner to, to give him mouth to mouth. That's my theory. Could be. Okay. Let me know. I'm gonna look at that. Let's,
Starting point is 00:29:02 because that's, it seems pretty ridiculous. That the fucking LA, I thought fent. No, I'm gonna look at that. Cause that's, it seems pretty ridiculous. That the fucking LA, I thought fentanyl, I've never known even know what to look, but they're pills, right? Are they pills? It's a molecule. It usually comes in a powder to sniff.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Just a powder, no, but I mean, like what's it for? Like, it's for overdosing. No, I mean, it's for getting high, but it's like an opioid. It's an opioid, I can do anything else. But I mean, like if it's, but you can get prescribed, like, yeah like an opioid. It's an opioid, if I could do anything else. But I mean, like if it's, but you can get prescribed.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Like, yeah. So that probably comes in like a capsule or something. It's not something to get a bridge. So, yeah. That's of course. I mean, like, it would make sense that you'd have to chop it up into a fine, and snort it or whatever, right? Yeah, that's a little baggy.
Starting point is 00:29:38 So, yeah, I've never known, I've never known like a pill to be absorbed that, and that is handling. It's like a pill to be absorbed that. What is he handling? He's like, as much as he handling it. He's a drug stop. He pulls out a baggy and then falls over. And they're saying, this is a pretty big fucking newspaper, right? So anyone wondering why nobody believes anything that the news says, this is a pretty fucking good example
Starting point is 00:30:02 when something that's so blatantly false, any doctor, any doctor, anyone who knows a doctor, anyone who's seen drugs on TV and anyone who has ever done fentanyl, which is the biggest drug in America, will know this is completely false. At a time when trusting the media is that it's absolute low and people are begging, begging you,
Starting point is 00:30:24 to get a vaccine, to get a vaccine that experts say is is safe and effective at fighting COVID This is one of the biggest papers in the country blatantly lying about drugs. It's totally fucking insane if anybody ever asks getting duped Uh-oh, I mean by the cops that's bad too Yeah, oh well here's uh here's something that bad too. Yeah. Oh, well, here's a, here's something that happened to us. We absorb fentanyl in the air. Oh, well, we'll run with that. Of course, when does a cop ever lied? Uh, here's the video. I'm saying to protect, to serve and to lie under oath should it suit the state's case. It's just, it's so crazy that we can have it the same, that the same paper can run the same why is public's trust and media at an all-time low?
Starting point is 00:31:06 Oh, wow Here's a crazy story about a San Diego cop who absorbed fentanyl through his eyeballs by looking at a bag of it And then overdose on his body camera. Wow, Finals really out of control Here you go county sheriff Bill Gourr What you're about to see is a dramatic body What is it is a total lie one of our deputies who was exposed to fentanyl during his patrol shift That says on July 3rd was exposed to fentanyl while processing drugs at the scene of an arrest The deputy nearly died after the exposure.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Jesus. I am Corporal Scott Crane from the City of California. Okay, I don't want to see all these guys talking about it, like they're in an episode of intervention. Let me just find a refalls over. Here we go. Device, radio call. He found a white substance that he suspected was drugs.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Wow. found a white substance that he suspected was trucks. I don't know yet. It's a powder. Could be cocaine or fentanyl. I'll do it again. It's a positive for fentanyl. The substance no joke in the superdoopers. I was like, hey dude, it's too close.
Starting point is 00:32:15 They make you know what? They make skin patches for fentanyl. And they had, and those, it took them a shitload of work to get a version of fentanyl that would absorb through your skin. That would work. They're not sure about whether it can be absorbed through the eye. Yeah, I know about the fentanyl patches. Yeah. It's an oral exposure, ingestion or inhalation oral exposure or ingestion or skin contact.
Starting point is 00:32:37 No, I don't know if the guy, if for some reason that's real at all, he would have had to probably stick his face in the bag and fucking did they have it on camera That's no joke to the super makers. I was like hey dude too close you can't get too close to the Sentinel I took some steps back and he collapsed Here's the collapse Here's the collapse He was outing with his arms straight out amazing held a lot of the Narcan One incredible medical diagnosis on the scene of a on the nasal spray in one nostril open the other one another nasal spray and the other one
Starting point is 00:33:27 I remember it comes the kicker just Just not feeling right in that fallback. And I just, I don't remember anything after that. Here comes. I'm just trying to get him to focus on just breathing. Oh, because you can breathe. That fentanyl, you can't breathe. Oh, because you can't, yeah. Everybody knows. Check this out. Yeah, everybody knows that when you OD on Fend know you can't breathe. I mean everybody remit, but maybe he was a famous case recently. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:33:58 I just outrageous. The New York Times ran a thing after them saying, this is obviously horseshit. Did they really? Yeah, show me that. Yeah. Let me find it. New York Times San Diego cop, Antonio. Oh, no, make you fucking. Yeah, I mean, I can't see it.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Why is no interest to media? Well, because you charge us a dollar to get any, to get any information on a world ending pandemic. That's why that's part of it. I don't think they're going to let me see it. Fuckers. Yeah. Fuckers. Okay. Let me see if I've got, I've got some some, are they saying it's horseshit or that it's drawing scrutiny? They're saying it's trying to scrutiny, but there's but there's doctors in the threat of crime. This is fucking, this is it. That's why I was a gross lie that you guys are pushing. Let me see here.
Starting point is 00:34:53 In the infrastructure bill. So the video promoted a false narrative and confusion about fentanyl and ways it can lead to an overdose. Oh yeah, yeah. There you go. Right. There you go. Good job, guys.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I mean, yeah, those comments from guys who like see fentanyl overdoses on. There you go. Right. There you go. Good job. Good job, guys. I mean, yeah. Those comments from guys who like see fentanyl overdoses on, yeah, they're probably like, okay, well, this is how it happens. I mean, like, I'm just from people who do fentanyl going, oh, the fuck you guys talking. Yeah, real world, real world, like, okay, not likely to happen this way,
Starting point is 00:35:20 more likely to happen this way. Um, I saw another one. I had another one that I was going to bring in where NASA was lying about how much their space station got rotated. Oh, really? Yeah, I got a little messed up. And then they fuck up and it's going to cost like a billion dollars to fix it. They fixed it, but it knocked it out of the loop.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Like it knocked out a whack more than they were saying. It's like, why are you guys, why are you guys lying at all? Yeah. Like why? Why do you lie? Nobody wants to get in trouble. I guess. Unlawful, yeah, do you lie detectors in cars that was one of the ones in the infrastructure bill
Starting point is 00:35:55 when they slid through in a per mile gas tax? So the common man has not been fucked enough. Right, it's like, well, the common man has not been fucked enough. Right, it's like, well, the common man's the only one you can fuck. Right. So you just keep fucking them more and more. What are we gonna do about it? You can't fight back.
Starting point is 00:36:16 So the only way you can fight back is by buying Bitcoin. So I saw some journalist or senator I forget who's saying, it's amazing that there's so much bullshit in this infrastructure bill yet the only thing that's causing hell to break loose is the crypto stuff. Like is people getting upset about the regulations that you're putting on crypto, which would effectively make it illegal, which would make, which would make it illegal at the government's discretion.
Starting point is 00:36:42 So it would make all of it illegal. Well, yeah, well, we want to enforce it on you, which is the worst kind of law, right? Mm-hmm. I think it's interesting that they're surprised by that because I feel like Bitcoin people, me at least, and other people are holding, have written off the entire rest of the system.
Starting point is 00:37:01 They're like, well, we know you're gonna, there's no point fighting for any of that because you're all stupid and you're gonna ruin it. And you're, well, we know you're gonna, there's no point fighting for any of that because you're all stupid and you're gonna ruin it. And you're either you're evil or you're dumb and both are equally bad to me. But you've got a lot of energy. You've got a lot of energy. You're all attention whores.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Like you're all, you're all, it's structured to fail. So the Bitcoin people have abandoned it everything completely. And it's like, well, we just, just give us a Bitcoin. And the government says, no. So, well, yeah, that's a Bitcoin. And the government says, no. So, well, yeah, that's kind of obvious. That's why. We can't have you leaving the system.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah. Not a surprise. McAfee said they would do it. When he called in to the show. Yeah, remember that? Yeah. The per mile tax. So we've got, who's only gonna be,
Starting point is 00:37:40 it's only gonna, who's drives? People with jobs, rich people don't fucking drive. People drive to them, got a meeting. I want you to come on over to my house. Be a real nice, we'll sit up by the pool. Or I'll just, at this point, I'll just zoom in. You know, I'm not zoom in. I'm not leaving Calabassas to, you know,
Starting point is 00:37:58 or what I'm doing. I'm taking my jet to speak at a climate event. I'm gonna take a Uber or a black. I'm gonna stay up in, I'm gonna stay up in homebie hills and, you know, I'll Skype in or I'll zoom in to your little, you know, meeting in Hollywood. I don't drive. I don't need to go.
Starting point is 00:38:13 The middle class drives. That's who drives, that's who drives. That's who drives. Women going to work, that's who drives. So they're getting fucked. It's a per mile gas tax or something like that. It's too bad Too bad. Let me see if I got anything else Gonzarella
Starting point is 00:38:33 strands Gonz you know Gonzo the Muppet yeah, yeah He came out as oh, no Not Gonzo Yeah, he came out as a no no not gonzo I don't we watched the video already. I don't know if I want to play it It's like an episode where Gonzo wears a dress to a ball and he wants to be called Gonzo Rella Mm-hmm on the muppet babies on the muppet babies for kids Just the recent muppet babies. Yeah
Starting point is 00:39:01 Recent episode too. Maybe we could watch it. We'll watch the Biden, the less than kids later. Mm-hmm. It's just odd to me because Gonzo's so worried about how he looks when he wants to wear a dress. He's worried about the other muppets will say about him or that, right?
Starting point is 00:39:18 But that's, Gonzo's never worried about that. Fuzzy worries about, like if Fuzzy wanted to be wanna wear a dress and he's all worried about wearing a dress, I would understand that. Fuzzy worries about like if Fuzzy wanted to be, want to wear a dress and he's all worried about wearing a dress, I would understand that. But Gonzo being worried about wearing a dress doesn't make a character, doesn't make any sense. Like why would it be any of the other muppets would be worried about what other people think? Gonzo, Nitori, Slanzo. Yeah, he's obnoxious. He always ruins the show with his antics, with his cannonball antics that fuck up.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I just don't think he just to go through the trans experience, Gonzo, I think it's a little pandering. Doesn't fit with Gonzo's character. Right. Everybody else, Gonzo. Yeah, have Fasi do it. Sure. Make sense.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Or Ralph. You imagine Ralph doing it. Sure. Make sense. Or Ralph. You imagine Ralph doing it. That's a hairy lady. Exactly. What was I gonna pull out? It was like a jazz dog, right? Yeah, it was. Oh yeah, teenager, appropriate porn.
Starting point is 00:40:20 She got it. Do you have any interest in that? I don't know. Does it involve an iPhone? This is a BBC woman. Whenever I think the news is not dumb enough, I switch over to BBC woman or Huff Poe woman. Good shit.
Starting point is 00:40:36 What's the best way to end a source of entertainment? Yeah, what's the best way to inform teenagers about pornography? Should there be age appropriate porn as has been suggested, so they can learn about consent. And what's respectful? And what's not. It's like the worst porn ever. It's like a shot, like a PSA,
Starting point is 00:41:03 like from middle school, you know, the background and the guy wearing a weird tie, like the dated PSA. I think it's like a signed release and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. We're talking, okay kids, today we're talking about panels and a dendom, you know. Oh yeah, you can't talk about anal.
Starting point is 00:41:23 All kinds of, yeah, it's, what a bunch of fucked kids. A form 293-61. Yeah. I feel like it's age appropriate. I like that. Are you on glue? Where's that? That's a,
Starting point is 00:41:37 I'm supposed to, it's perfect. Are you on glue? It's exactly what, that's exactly the response like that deserves. What would that say? You walk into the liquor store and you're like, hey, I get some of that age appropriate porn. Yeah. For me, let me see your ID. How old are you? Isn't that like cinematics? I guess. I mean, it's not where you can see that where the girls like grinding is though. The guy's dick is anywhere near there. Right, right. Yeah, where the guy's dick comes out of his belly button. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:08 That's age appropriate porn. It is. Yeah. That's where we learned. Yeah, I mean, yeah, way before I had sex, I was like, that ain't right. I know. That's not how that works at all.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Jesus Christ. So they can learn, this is what you should be learning about porn. Now that works at all. Jesus, crazy. So this is what you should be learning about porn, by the way. Mm-hmm. Consent, which does not exist. Not in the way that the PSAs would, not any way that could be taught. Right. Like, well, what's consent?
Starting point is 00:42:43 Well, you know, you kind of push it and then an in the moment thing. Yeah. And then like a day, and you think she's into it. See, everything seems right. Everything and then maybe get a weird vibe. And then a couple, and then a couple of weeks later, apparently she wasn't into it. Yeah, it really consent.
Starting point is 00:43:03 You, you figure out if you had consent like the next week. Now, in today's times. I mean, if she didn't fuck again, it's like, oh, okay. Never mind, sorry. I guess so. Got it. And what's respectful and what's not?
Starting point is 00:43:17 Seems kind of woman focused. So yeah, what's respectful and what's not? We chat with two retarded morons about this. Okay, well, good for you. I can't wait to watch. Teenage appropriate porn. I see if I've got, oh, the Doomsday variant. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Unlawful parading. Did you see that's what they're getting? The capital rioters are getting charged with? No. So that's called what I said, right? Unguided tours. Unlawful parading. Did you see that's what they're getting the capital rioters are getting charged with? No. So that's called what I said, right? Unguided tours. Unlawful parading. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:50 That sounds like the least dangerous. I mean, yeah. Statute ever. Unlawful parading. Unlawful parading. What's without it was an insurrection and like a government. What's poo?
Starting point is 00:44:00 What's parading? You know, I think everybody look at us. We're gay. We're gay. It's like the gayest charge ever. Yeah. Is that one of the, that's the charge.
Starting point is 00:44:12 That's the no other charge. That insurrection. The last thing I, whoa, whoa. Last thing I saw, yeah, that was what they were getting charged with. Unlawful kind of takes all the, you get into Smithsonian for cleaning up after an unlicensed parade I'm so happy I know that term now what were you what are you
Starting point is 00:44:31 in for unlawful parading bend over I just got really excited about being gang and I had to bend over guys line up yeah well I'm sure I'm sure well, I'm sure, I'm sure, good shit. I'm sure they'll let everyone know. Unlawful parading. Unlawful break, I love it. Let's not blow it out. I love it, I love it.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Let's not blow it up into something, it's not. See here. Oh yeah. Oh, Vice turned off the archives of their website. Why? So they could change anything in any time, oh, I'll read the archives of their website. Why? So they could change anything in any time. Oh, I'll read it. It's funny.
Starting point is 00:45:10 I'll read their statement. You know, Vice. Yeah, I know Vice. Yeah, sure. For those wondering why some of the pages on Vice.com might not work, we have disabled all archiving services of our web pages. This includes archive.ias, the wayback machine, megalodon.jp,
Starting point is 00:45:30 and other and other right wing archiving websites. Does that mean archive.ias is a right wing or wayback machine and other right wing. This is a media organization, a news reporting organization that we're supposed to respect. So I'll assume they chose their words deliberately. I don't know if you're supposed to respect vice, but other people cite it. People do other right wing archiving websites. This will have an effect on some of the articles. We are taking a stand against racism. Yeah. Bigger treeotry, and Islamophobia, alongside other people.
Starting point is 00:46:08 NPR is preventing it too and are preventing all archiving services, which are being used by right-wing activists to discredit us. And other reputable news outlets on popular forum posts and subreddits by having archived articles, blog posts, and opinion pieces by respected industry experts and journalists without giving us a chance to update, remove, or edit them. So they're doing this because they're getting owned so much online by people. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:46:35 But they're not even saying, they're not even saying that the right wing people are editing them or taking them out. Oh, you can't. Yeah, they're saying our own words. Yeah, they're saying, right, they're saying that we need to be given a chance to update blah, blah, blah or whatever. Which they are on their main site, but then people will take screenshots like all those, all the sites that they say are, they're just taking like a screenshot of the site.
Starting point is 00:46:58 They say, this is what they said. Here's Vice reporting on how Kamala Sarah Harris said she would never take a Trump vaccine. So guy say like, oh, well, maybe there's vaccine hesitancy. I mean, you're black and black people aren't taking the vaccine. Maybe this is why because you said a year ago that you would never take it. Yeah. And maybe that has something to do with it. It's very maybe.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Yeah, it's very inconvenient, but it's like, no, that's what you fucking reported on. You're so, yeah, no, that's bullshit. It's total bullshit. That's the, oh, they're doing it. This is the erasure of history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now, what they should at least go, they should at least go all these right wing sites
Starting point is 00:47:36 are chopping the shit out of our, you know, but they're not, but they're not, they're not even saying that, whether they're doing it or not, they're not even saying that. They're saying we need to be able to change it That's insane. No, that's insane without giving us a chance of date removal edit them before discrediting us and damaging our reputation as the leading millennial news source So this is the leading millennial news source telling you they are erasing history because it embarrasses them too much. They fucked up so much that it is now policy.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Why don't you just go, hey, like we fucked up. It turns out that was different than what we, than what we thought it was at the time. Like, um, our articles will continue to inform and spread awareness on xenophobia. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, oh, will continue to inform and spread awareness on xenophobia. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, racism. I thought that promoted by the current administration, when I accepted the violence, but I was in a lot of focus.
Starting point is 00:48:33 This is recent. Yeah. I wanted by the, I thought they were talking about those things promoted under the last, I mean, I was like, how old is this? But, no, no, no. Yeah, you can't, you can't do that and be... Oh, no. It did happen a while ago. My mistake, that happened a while ago.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Well, it was just brought to my attention. Oh, okay. Okay, so it was under, okay. Yeah, it was under Trump administration. Oh well, I apologize. Okay, that's all I, I don't know. I got a bunch of other stuff here, but you got anything, Sean?
Starting point is 00:49:04 Anything make you a rage recently? Uh, you know, I almost, I thought I had. I got a bunch of other stuff here, but you got anything Sean anything make you a rage recently? You know I almost I thought I had I'll think of it. There was something I go. I got to talk about this on the show Here's an inter They got new emojis just dropped. Yeah, I love what do you think about new emojis? I love them I kind of like emojis. I got a, we got a man who ate too much and he's gonna take a big shit right there in the middle. A man with a big bloated stomach that's obviously full of poop that he's got to poop out.
Starting point is 00:49:33 We've got a salute the troops guy. And we've got an interracial handshake. Can you imagine using that? It seems like they're just giving the Nazis ammo at this point and interracially. I mean, how many different, how long is the selection when if you hold that one down? No, how many different shades of black on the right always?
Starting point is 00:50:01 It can be on the left. True, because is it a slightly light skinned? Right, we'll know that they're... Handshake. They're definitely looking for more symbolism than like what is even actually there, you know? People are blacker than that too. Is that the most black? Hand, like the other icons are blacker than that.
Starting point is 00:50:16 You can't, there's some, none, none more black. Uh, trans man there. That's a pregnant trans man. There's not a guy who ate too much like I was saying. Oh, I know, but that's, but man. Does not a guy who ate too much like I was saying. Oh, I know, but that's, but it does look like a guy who ate too much. Um, yeah, it does. Yeah. I also brought in, we were talking about Florida last week.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Mm-hmm. I brought in the actual stats from that. I looked them up. I did too. You did too. Yeah. I hope we don't have different stats. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:42 So here's Florida, vaccinated Florida, or correct me if I'm wrong, 49% are vaccinated. Yeah. California is 53%. Yeah. It's about. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Oh no, I will, yeah, I'm glad you brought this up. However, Florida does have the highest 65 and older population. Oh yeah. With Maine. That's going to sway it a Maine. That's going to sway a lot. That's going to sway a lot. But yeah, less do you think that I think California has done mediocre. Like it really people out here, they go, oh, California, blah, blah, blah. It's like, yeah, now we have, yeah, there's, I think it's like 67 Australia where the
Starting point is 00:51:23 military shows up at your house. Well, other, yeah, other countries have done well. I think Vermont has the most, there's some, there's some, yeah, yeah, yeah, the most vaccinations. But yeah, no, Florida is really not as bad as, as we were arguing about. As I thought, yeah, they're not as bad. And also I will, I will say this, DeSantis has been, he's talked out both sides of his mouth,
Starting point is 00:51:47 but he's been decidedly pro vaccine. Yeah, since the beginning, he said, oh, people gotta get it first. Yeah, no, people gotta get it right now. There's reasons, you know, he's met with certain groups, or you're like, well, that undermines your credibility a bit. But, he's been, no, he's been, I'll take that back.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Okay. I'll take that back. He's been all right. He's been speaking of meeting with now the only, now the only thing they're, they're on him on is that he's not out there touting the vaccines continuously. It's like, well, but he did it. I mean, the same is every other, it's right in the middle. Yeah, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:52:22 I mean, he did say just picking on it. So it's like the deaths per 100,000. It's like 183 in Florida. It's like 160 for California. Yeah, it's like old people. It's black people. Yeah, the whole South is fucked. Yeah, because black people are not getting the vaccine.
Starting point is 00:52:37 And that's another thing too. Any single number is not going to tell you the whole story of deaths per 100,000 because it's not for multiple like you said. Because it doesn't take in, we know for a myriad of reasons that like minorities are more likely to die than white people because of it. It could be a higher obesity rate of COVID. Health insurance, yeah, of COVID. Also, it doesn't take into account when COVID hit,
Starting point is 00:53:06 what measures were in place, whether or not your state is built around things like public transportation. I mean, that's all different. You know, when in the pandemic, of course, like New York, New Jersey got destroyed. You got a huge ethnic mix right at the very beginning. Doctors had no idea how to treat it.
Starting point is 00:53:25 What antiviral. And they did treat it. What antivirals. And they did want to. What antivirals. What antivirals might have slowed it down and you got cities, everybody goes in and out of New York City and the surrounding states for work based on public transportation. Holy shit, that's a recipe to get some big ass numbers.
Starting point is 00:53:41 The states that are really doing the worst, but had every advantage are like the southern states that are really doing the worst, but had every advantage are like the southern states that are not that populated. Um, death rates, their death rates. I know. Super high. Really high. Um, I saw a doctor drew say, Hey, like black people aren't vaccinated.
Starting point is 00:53:59 So isn't saying like you have to be vaccinated to come into our store like segregation. Uh, because you guys have been saying the voter IDs racist because black people like don't like you have to be vaccinated to come into our store like segregation. Cause you guys have been saying the voter IDs racist, cause black people like don't have a FedEx or something. I mean, black people are now, they're now, and he's got, he got tore up for that. Yeah, isn't this like kind of saying? No, but it's true.
Starting point is 00:54:18 I mean, if you got, you can't have it both ways. Yeah. So you can. Yeah, that's a lie. But you can't, yeah. I mean, but he's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can have it. You can have it every way. You can have it every way, depending on if how you're controlling it. But yeah, he or a black people are starting to get the vaccine a lot more
Starting point is 00:54:37 is again with a with a delta variant is like, okay. But there's, you know, there's a, there's a long history in the country of like, you know, why black people might not trust the government? Because the government... Yeah, but let them have syphilis for 20 years and let them die. Oh, no longer. No, but see, but that was about not treating them. That was about saying they were going to treat them for what they called it bad blood.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Yeah. It's all of treating you for bad blood. They really didn't get any... I don't care if it's a satellite that rotated too much. If it's a cop that is faking like he's overdosing on fentanyl to say, I can't breathe. Or if it's about vaccine information, if the government's lying, the government's, I don't care why, you know, if you're in the, if you're in the, well, actually, that was a little bit different.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I don't think that's going to convince anybody. They could have, they could have treated them in like the 40s, whenever pen and soul. I was discovered because I think it started in the 30s and went through the early 70s. I think the same nurse, while the same nurse, the same dude, what's the kind of out the same black nurse oversaw the whole thing and kind of defended it toward the end. Of course. Yeah. Oh, bro. The Chris Chan saga continues. Really? So the, I told you a little bit about last week, a girl called him, a girl called him and got him to confess to the rape of his mother,
Starting point is 00:55:53 the repeated rape of his mother allegedly, right? God. Now, as I said last week, people, people loved having their adorable retard to abuse for decades. Like anyone who followed him is partially responsible for what happened to him. And if you know you're dealing with somebody, he's not a normal person. Yeah. And I don't know what he's capable of consenting to.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Like he's getting pushed into doing gross things, taking pictures of it and shit and it gets all over the internet I'm like, I don't know that kind of it kind of seems like you're Just taking advantage of someone who's retarded like where I get I you know I don't care what you're doing, but that's what you're doing just so you know Just so you know because I don't have any kind of feelings one way this or I don't have to justify it to myself like a lot of people but now Oh, you know, because I don't have any kind of feelings when we're there, so I don't have to justify it to myself like a lot of people. But now, because this woman, Bella, I tried to get her to call on this show, but she had to delete everything.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Cause she took away these people's adorable retard that they enjoyed making fun of and abusing by proxy. They guilt free. Guilt free. Now they feel guilty about it. So they have turned, they are trying to make her, let me read you this list of things that she has now done. It's, it's insane.
Starting point is 00:57:13 She says. This is her. Yeah, this is, she has amazing tits. Cute girl. Oh, yeah. She never intended, so this is the story on her now because she had the audacity to record a motherfucker and leaked the audio.
Starting point is 00:57:27 A motherfucker. Yeah. Like she did what Chris Hanson does. Yeah. Catches predators. I guess so. Yeah. She deserves an Emmy for this.
Starting point is 00:57:36 So Hanson does it on TV though. Oh, yeah. Probably laws, right? What's that? It's not different. I mean, because it's like video versus audio only in some states. Well, I don't know where she's located. But because some parties, some states, you don't have to tell the other person.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She intended to be like, you don't have to in no state, do you have to tell them your videoing, right? If it's your property, you don't have to tell them anything. It's only on the phone. You have to tell them. So this is what they're claiming, this girl, that it's your property, you don't have to tell them anything. It's only on the phone. Yeah. You have to tell them. So this is what they're claiming, this girl, that she's adopted multiple animals and
Starting point is 00:58:09 killed them. She's boiled, boiled a hamster, her boiled hamster, multiple hamsters alive. She overfed her cat because the smell of his shit turned her on. She has convinced one guy to kill himself. She blended a chinchilla. I wrote this all down. Yeah, she blended a chinchilla. She blended a chinchilla.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Who else is saying she did it? She's saying she did it. The internet. Like, many people who, like, East celebrities who get shit made up about them all the time. Oh, this is what the, just the internet is saying about her. Yeah, people who get called a racist or a Nazi all the time are just running with this because they're so racked with guilt that they're little that they're dancing retard is not as sharp that he wasn't a Christian wasn't forest gump and was more Ted Bundy. Yeah. Oh, we thought it was we thought we were
Starting point is 00:59:00 just ruining the life of like of aly retard, like Forest Gump. How dare you? Somebody wasn't a retard. Which one of the two other ones? Which one was super smart? John Wayne Gacy? John Wayne Gacy? Yeah, he was a contractor.
Starting point is 00:59:13 There are some definitely some, which one is a good reference? Um, Albert Fish. No, I don't think he won. No, I don't know. Anyway, they'll come up with one. The way that they're trying to build, and you can watch them think it out. Like people's rationalization,
Starting point is 00:59:29 when it comes to their partition, their participation in abuse is fucking infinite. The links they'll go to. Sure. It's like, we gotta destroy this girl. I'll fuck this girl. We gotta ruin her life. This is what she's done.
Starting point is 00:59:40 There's a, it's wonderful. It gets funnier and funnier every week, I guess. I don't know. Okay, let's read some comments. Goddamn. Cute girl. Yeah. No shit.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Hero, I need a coke. You wanna coke? Yes, please, grab. Please, please. Thank you. Let me see if anybody's in the chat. Dude, you have got to have an incredible back to have a sex doll. Just moving that thing from one bed to a chair, holy fuck.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Excuse me, let me make sure I get that right. They're accusing the girl of convincing him to do it. That he was, this is a 40 year old man we're talking about, that he was groomed into raping his mom. Who's saying this? Morons, who feel guilty? A ton of people. A ton of people.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Like, oh, well, this kind of changes things. Like, are you guys, are you fucking kidding me? Anyway, here's some comments. Dan, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,rog, listen to it, there's no way Chris Chan walks. All the cops will have to do is send in a female cop and Chris will confess everything. He trusts women implicitly, which is clearly his greatest weakness.
Starting point is 01:00:54 For fuck's sake, he's still talking to the girl who leaked the audio and text about his incest shit. He'll be put in a female prison. I don't think he was put in female prison. They were talking about it for a while. Oh, because he's trans. Yeah, forgot about that. I guess to this another wrinkle to the... Do the trans people, is there a policy that at least...
Starting point is 01:01:15 Absolutely no one can fake it? At least, at least call on the proper pronoun. Her the proper pronoun, right? Yes. And now we'll get to hear about how Turfie Lesbians beat him up, low. The Verbige in the statute from 2014 has been updated to remove the gendered language as well.
Starting point is 01:01:32 By the way, well, that's good. Hines, Zimler. Listening to the show today, I got two things where your first wrestling is not fun. I wrestled in high school for three years. And every now and then, you would wrestle some guy who hadn't showered in years, which makes you want to throw up. Second, you know, right about Alaska, I lived in Anchorage for two and a half, two years
Starting point is 01:01:51 and half of the entire state's population lives in the Anchorage district. Grand of the state's population is 700,000, but still not the same. Yeah, and it's isolated from everywhere else. Yeah. And it's, it doesn't even border the US. So it's like, how's it going to get it and Canada? You know Canada ain't fucking allowing anybody to or you know to or for yeah Anchorage. Yeah, of course Of course Anchorage is the big city. Yeah, but there's still you know
Starting point is 01:02:14 Nirvana says that no eye contact thing was satire and a simple Google search showed that it flies off the handle worse than my mother Well, it reads that bar that bar that had a list of things you can't do? Like you got to wear a mask, you can't go to another table. What do you say? What? The eye contact thing. I read. It was a joke.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Afterwards. Yeah, that was the butt. Well, the butt stuff. Well, the butt stuff. That was a joke. I don't know about that. I mean, you're joking kind of close to, well, the fact that you, it's like a joke of like, wow, I really love to fuck your sister. I mean, the thing is close to, well, the fact that you, it's like a joke of like,
Starting point is 01:02:45 wow, I really love to fuck your sister. I mean, the thing is like, yeah, right. I was just joking, like, okay. No, I know, it seemed, it seemed to be less of it than. It seemed to me like a joke, but it's not, in this day and age, it's not quite obvious. And I don't know, maybe we need satire tags. Yeah, we'll get you one.
Starting point is 01:03:07 I don't see, well, whatever. All right, that's a joke, hilarious. Because the rest is so obviously true that they decided to add a silly, keep it light. That's my motto. Go and work sick, portable hamburger. If you guys notice that Americans are pretty much the only people who will go to work deathly ill. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have this sickness in this country that like you just don't work sick, portable hamburger. Have you guys noticed that Americans are pretty much the only people who will go to work deathly ill? Oh yeah, yeah, we have this sickness in this country that like you just don't miss work.
Starting point is 01:03:30 And you work, you work from, yeah. And you work at home. We work way too hard in this. We work on your device. We work way too fucking hard in this country. It's because our women are so terrible. I guess. We do anything to stay away from them.
Starting point is 01:03:43 You know, I talked to a storm, a guy, a stormfront guy. Stormfront. Stormfront's like a neo-Nazi. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And he was talking about, it's all right. He was talking about Jews, you know. Yeah, I said, as they, as prone, yeah, apt to do.
Starting point is 01:03:58 They like it, they like talking about it. So I said, well, hey, we'll wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Because you know, you know my thoughts on that. I said, Jews, yeah, Jews. You had a pro. I'm pro, yeah, pro, Jew. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:04:11 I am Jewish. I said, well, okay, what are you doing? Did you find any Jewish link back to the, yeah, do you? Through moms, yeah. I got like seven moms, seven generations of moms. So I'm 100% Jewish. I said, well, okay, let me just ask you this.
Starting point is 01:04:24 If you had to take away someone, one side's right, one group's right to vote. Jews or women, who would it be? And you guys, why'd I have to think on. Before I was on the fence, but now I don't know what's going on. Over there. You're on the fence of becoming a Nazi. And your anti-Semit. I don't know what, now I just don't know what you think.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Okay, you've totally, now I have to go think about everything I've thought about you guys. Not counting countries that work their citizens to death, like China and Japan. I almost beat myself up when I tried to drag myself out of bed to get to work today. Also, Sean, everyone has been saying, yeah. Okay, I don't wanna talk about COVID anymore. Why what? What's he say?
Starting point is 01:05:14 Everyone's been saying that the vaccine would prevent catching and spreading the virus. I think that's true. Who's everyone? Everyone he listens to? Like the president. Biden said get the vaccine or wear a mask. Look, like okay.
Starting point is 01:05:26 But that is a fundamental misunderstanding of what a vaccine is, what it isn't, what it does, and what a virus is. I mean, I don't know. I thought the messaging was get the vaccine so you don't get COVID. Yes, and doesn't that didn't happen? Doesn't mean no, doesn't mean you can't transfer it. Vaccines aren't, they're not a shield. They're not a force field.
Starting point is 01:05:51 They, the other ones are though, no, they prevent disease. They do not prevent infection. They give your body the tools to fight and infection quickly and efficiently to keep the disease from happening. It can exist in your airways, in a case of a virulent variant like a...
Starting point is 01:06:08 Like a smallpox though. Like the, it's DNA virus. But they say, they said it got eradicated because of the vaccine. It only exists, because it, well yeah, but it doesn't mutate like RNA. I know. Yeah, but that's what people, what I'm saying,
Starting point is 01:06:24 that just because people think it doesn't make it true, people aren't listening to the people who actually know. Why did I know that? Why did from listening to people who know? It's like if everyone you know says that then everyone you know is a moron. And so that's what TV was saying too. I mean, you gotta get vaccinated so we can. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Wait a minute. I mean, you gotta get vaccinated so that we can, let's show the talking, wait a minute, I'm so stuck in your head say that. Vito sat here in this studio and said, we gotta get rid of this thing. People aren't getting, yeah, the people who aren't getting vaccinated are why we can't get rid of this thing. What do you mean get rid of?
Starting point is 01:06:55 Why do you, right? I think a lot of people think that. I know, I know, and maybe the people who know should do a better job of saying, look, you can still spread it, it can still travel in your airways. And when you have something like this variant, this variant came from India where by the way, less than 4% of people are fully vaccinated, less than 4% and they're using something called
Starting point is 01:07:17 Sputnik. Google, RBMK reactor, if you want to know how slip shot Russia is at making fucking anything. Oh, that's an important. mk reactor if you want to know how slip shot russia is at making fucking anything all the lesson our shitting on russia space before us what but
Starting point is 01:07:31 but but fucking with five ten they want to space raise their shit is slip shot is fuck always has been and if you know any russians they'll say they say yeah it's the russian way yeah they call it the russian way but yeah
Starting point is 01:07:44 it's something Russian way. Yeah. They call it the Russian way. But yeah, so it's something like this, it takes a much smaller amount to infect you and it spreads much quicker. So even if you don't get symptoms or very mild symptoms because you're vaccinated, you can absolutely spread it. You've always been able to spread it. You've been at first, it seems like they've been saying that it's been to vaccines, or you don't get it.
Starting point is 01:08:03 If it's been, so you don't get the disease If it's been so you don't get the disease. Oh yeah. So you don't get the disease. And you have to have a mask, which, which, which, you could be normal again. The disease is from an unchecked infection. I mean, I don't know. It's a lot of, it's a subtle and important difference
Starting point is 01:08:21 because that's how a vaccine works. I don't know. It seems like everyone had the idea. Yeah, well, oh, I know. And that's a bad fucking narrative. Well, is it their fault? I mean, I mean, do some fucking research. Just basically, let's find out what a vaccine fucking is.
Starting point is 01:08:39 He, this guy thinks it's a fucking force field. I don't think he thinks that. I think everyone else did. I think everyone is surprised that they could still get it. Everyone's an idiot. Well, we knew that already. Yeah. Like I said, then the people who actually do know
Starting point is 01:08:57 should have made it a bigger talking point to say, I mean, I guess this isn't a force field. It just kind of seems like they were surprised too. Like where Biden said, nobody I've listened to. Get the jab or wear a mask. And he said wear a mask either way. Kind of seems like, well, seems like you kind of, I don't want you muscle learn something.
Starting point is 01:09:19 I don't want my fucking healthcare advice from the president. And that's where everybody's getting it. Then you have way too much faith in who's behind the president. And that's where everybody's getting it. Then you have way too much faith in who's behind the mic. Yeah. Who's behind the fucking research? How about that? You can find this shit.
Starting point is 01:09:34 The internet's an amazing thing, you fuckers. It's not why you mad at him. I'm not mad at him. He's just one of many, I'm sure. Yeah, most people. It's sad. Snap Daddy Thanos is of many. I'm sure. Yeah, most people sad. Snap daddy Thanos is just listen to that hard. Just not that hard to find answers. Yes, it is. They're all paywalled. Yes, it is. It's not that cool.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Ranks, no newspapers and they're all fucking paywall. They don't possible to get any good information. Don't read a newspaper. Where am I going to get the fucking information then go find people, go find people respected in the field go find What go to the house no you might have to you might have to do some searching You might have to do some searching go. Oh, what are these people? What are these people do no no more celebrities? Where do I go fucking the Sean report Find lists of I really should start fucking something.
Starting point is 01:10:26 I wish something. Just start a course on how to fucking find information. Ah. Ah. What are they gonna say? It's not, you're not gonna have to, I just wanna know, do I have to wear my ass again or what? You need to wear a muzzle.
Starting point is 01:10:41 That's what I'm getting in. You ever knew? Yeah. You know what, here's what I do. You need a muzzle. I, I've been talking to my teeth. I figured this out. Why?
Starting point is 01:10:50 Like I was better than a mask. Like a bridge about it. The same thing as a mask. This is basically a stopping slip. Well, you're from going in out of my mouth. So I think it was better than that way. Not. I can hear it.
Starting point is 01:11:01 I can hear it. I don't think so. I just been, if I go into, if I go into a place and they say, sir, you have to wear a mask. I say, you know what I'm in. I'm hear it. I can hear it. I don't think so. I just been, if I go into, if I go into a place and they say, sir, you have to wear a mask, I say, I can't put my mouth. I talk with my teeth closed. It's the same thing. My mask got a little messed up over here. This is how I have a enamel mask over my face. Yeah. It's the same.
Starting point is 01:11:20 And it was pretty hard. If you actually, if I own a store and you, If I own a store and you came in with that, I think I would think it's funny enough to let you in. Yeah, I'm gonna, I do that. I made a CVS receipt into a mask, because I forgot my mask at CVS. Okay, let's get, let me get crippled Jesus in here. And I read some more comments and voice mail. Hey, crippled Jesus, are you there? Hey, what's get let me get cripple Jesus in here and I read some more comments and voice mail say cripple Jesus are you there?
Starting point is 01:11:49 How you doing man? What's up? I have a rage about some poker boyish. Okay, let's hear it. No, are you gay currently or not. Oh, you know, that would be a face. Backspin we were met on my part. You straight again. Okay. Yeah. And it's funny.
Starting point is 01:12:12 Could now I can't have a shit without me and I'm enticed without being what? Without being traumatized. I'm a tie because it feels like a dick going out of your ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm bringing you back to that terrible memory. Oh boy.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Yeah. I mean, everyone's a little bit gay, right? You take a big shit. That's half of being gay, right? If you're satisfied about it, you took a big shit. You're half gay, right? Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:44 But if you fucking think about your pronouns long and hard yeah Like you watch like Ron white says you watch go ahead To poker players what are the poker players do to you? How's your how's your poker playing been going wait really quick Yeah, I'm sure when the when the two on Express thought he was going to get killed in Vegas by that guy wearing the mask? Yeah, Dr. Death. I thought about this the other day.
Starting point is 01:13:09 You know, I mean, 20 years before COVID, right? Yeah, we were in Vegas. I think I had just turned 21 or maybe not even yet. Yeah. Was it the three of us? Was it Mr. Francis? He was there too. He was there too.
Starting point is 01:13:22 I was forget whether he was there or not. Yeah, he's got. Well, he was there too. I was forget whether he was there or not. Yeah, he's got, he's anywhere. Yeah. And we were, I forget, well, he was, two on expressors, a big, big into poker. He was really big into poker. Yeah. Because everyone was, that was like the pronouns, that was like being trans back then. It was because they're being into poker.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Texas Holdham was like on ESPN, like 24 seven. Yeah. So he, he ran his mouth compulsively when he played poker. And then one day we woke up and he was acting all weird. And he was, he didn't want to leave the room. And we're like, what's going on? And he's like, oh, I just, this guy at the poker table was like, really, really freaked me out.
Starting point is 01:14:00 He was wearing this mask the whole time. And I was, I was just talking shit. And he said, you know, you better watch who you talk to in this town. Do you say something like that? Well, yeah, because he was busted his balls about wearing a mask. Yeah, that's right. That's what it was.
Starting point is 01:14:15 He's like, oh, you got it. It's doctorate, about making fun of it. Just like he's calm, doctor, whatever. It was like, you know what? So you talk to like that in this town. So the guy had like a, I don't have fucking lung condition or is it? But like, yeah, like I scared him with just like a, then he was too freaked out to leave the room
Starting point is 01:14:31 that he kept coming over to all these excuses. And we're like, come on, what are you doing? Come on, let's go out and drink and hand try to have fun. He's like, no, I gotta tell you like this happened. Yeah. Anyway, I've been just having about that for 20 years. It struck me as funny that it like revolved around him making fun of somebody in a mask
Starting point is 01:14:46 too. That was funny. Okay. CJ, what is, what, what, what's about poker that you wanted to talk about? Oh, there's this first guy is harmless and they're not from long on. I just want to make them fun of them because they're the area. Okay. The name is Shreds. That's everybody had the name in the poker circle. Yeah. My name is Wheels. Sure. That might be surprising. Yeah. But I assume the name is Shreds because
Starting point is 01:15:22 they don't know the paper shredder. Okay. I would think that's how I got that name is shreds because they dumb in the paper shredder. Okay. I would think that's how I got that name, but he's got like a wigger accent going on. But it's like a Chinese like a Muslim like a Chinese Muslim. Um, I'm the Chinese side now after talking to this guy for so long. We absolutely should put him in a concentrate. Your man, your things cut out. Do you have your gate turned down? It's the NSA.
Starting point is 01:15:55 And on my computer, I could try joining my phone. Yeah, try a dream. It actually sounds good now too much. Actually, more sounds like sounds like an inconsistent stream because it's finishing words like with the space in between. You're right. Compute.
Starting point is 01:16:11 I'm gonna get on my phone. Okay. I sound any better? Yeah, much better. Hang on, there you go. And then I'm the phone, all right. So yeah, shreds will do this thing where he has all these poker acronyms like he says GT all the time and that stands for Game Theory optimal and it's basically bullshit. It's all these
Starting point is 01:16:39 Internet Spirgs that think that internet poker and real poker at the same time. So what will happen is shreds will lose all his money and he'll cry all day and he'll be like, oh no, my precious internet chart told me you weren't supposed to call that back when you had that favorite tense. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:05 And that's very annoying. But this other guy, I'm going to call him prison shit because that's all he ever says. There's this guy. He absolutely did not go to prison, but he brags about how much time he spent in prison. I know he didn't go to prison because they play with actual ex-cards. And they don't wear their time. I'm like, it's a badge. Like, nobody's proud of that they were locked up for years.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Okay. That's not a thing. What is he saying about going to prison? It's like stolen valor for his family. It's stolen valor. It's like stolen valor. It's all mail. It's really wise, man. He just kept saying, this is prison shit. This is prison shit. I'm here to take. I don't want any of your money. I want all your money and he points to me. And I say, it's yours to take go and take it. Okay. And then he says squat and piss and word. I'm gonna watch you piss
Starting point is 01:18:14 And he starts to get really weird and I And man. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't squat to this. And he just never shuts up from there. So I get to the point where I'm like, all right, I'm already up 146 on the day. I don't need to put up with this. I'm better than the sky because I'm with her at least. I can leave with that satisfaction. And he follows me outside to tell me that he wants my money. And that I should come in and play. And I'm like, no, dude. I gotta go piss in a bottle.
Starting point is 01:18:59 I actually, I would just been annoying piece of shit because I wanted to try to get your money from you. And then like, that's not how you do it, man. You get followed to the car or followed outside by a poker player. Do you have your keys in your hand like, Oh, I went out to smoke because I normally I played so closing.
Starting point is 01:19:23 You smoke my box because this guy was getting on my nerves. So I had to wait for my ride still. So I just went out to smoke. And this guy follows me out there. What do you do? You run over his feet? Well, Kelly saved me. I made up a lie. Who's Kelly? He's a poker dealer in my room. And I made
Starting point is 01:19:47 up a lie that she with my nurse and that I had to go shit. Okay. And then I got a bold thing. But there's a poker has a weird etiquette about giving people a chance to win their money back. Yeah. Experience that I that, I really, well, not, you know, who play poker are so fucking annoying about their additional layer of etiquette around the game. Anybody who defines themselves by like an activity, we've talked about this before, like people who are like meat eaters. Oh, God. Like a, like a, like a, yeah, can you just get me a chance to win my money back like man fuck you yeah, well And anyway, like what I hate the most you know being in poker for so long
Starting point is 01:20:36 These people they watch a YouTube video How to win million the dollars at small stakes cash game and they take that everything in that video to word and then when I when I beat them Acting like a retard winner. Are we drawing on myself? You do that do you play like That's so great. So the bar opened up and I'm knowing I'm just playing at the same games. Yeah. I'm playing at a bar. Okay. Which means new people come in all the time.
Starting point is 01:21:14 So you're like a retarded person, like completely. Yeah, whenever new people come in, I will put the downing strategy test and it still works. It's like, today feel guilty. It's like Cartman, it's like Cartman, but it worked. Yeah. Do they ever like say like, oh, are you, like, is anybody watching you? Like, should you be doing this? Should you be drinking? No one feels guilty, but when people lose, they usually go outside and pace for a couple
Starting point is 01:21:43 minutes and they'll come in. We evaluate their lives. they usually go outside and pace for a couple of minutes. They don't come in. We evaluate their lives. It's about how they lost. Oh God. Oh my God. Nobody can know this. What's the most you ever wanted at a poker night?
Starting point is 01:21:56 The most ever. I went away with 1200. I was in a pretty big park yesterday though. I was in the 400-hour pi yesterday. It was nice. But yeah, there's a way to annoy me because it's very ego-driven. Yeah. And that can, you can win the money from that and you can also lose money from that. And there's people who they know how to push my buttons. And I do lose money than them.
Starting point is 01:22:34 But just screaming this is prison shit. I'm wearing it over and over into my ear like it's hardware. Like that's just gonna make me leave the game. Put a boxing glove on you. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like I'm most annoying people I've ever met or playing poker. It's, it's good for you if you can stand and please take their money. I've never had a desire to like become a gambler or anything as much as, no. Dude, I've probably, I've like almost never gambled
Starting point is 01:23:09 in Vegas at all. I go there and drink and walk around and do all that guy, like other people would. It's like, oh yeah, that's cool. No desire to become a gambler. I don't know why. I don't know why. There's a last guy I wanted to tell you guys about.
Starting point is 01:23:23 I'm a wild boar. This guy, his name is Bobby, and he is a Vietnamese guy. The last guy I wanted to tell you guys about I love this guy His name is Bobby and he is a Vietnamese guy Real short guy doesn't speak English at all hardly Yeah, his two English words Bobby motherfucker and bet those are the two words the English Okay, he comes one right after the other, yeah. And he, so there's this real nice fat white lady that I played card with. And we got there kind of early, so she was eating her lunch over there.
Starting point is 01:23:58 And Bobby came in and said to her, why do you eat so much? And then when one of the funniest things, the cabbular is really expanding. It'll wrap it up. He knows what's important. All right. I had no idea that Bobby could speak English, but yeah, he,
Starting point is 01:24:16 did a lot of English people skills just to troll a fat chick. Well, that's good. Pretty good. The rest of us can't. All right, Cripple Jesus, get out of here. Thank you for the poker of time. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Nice. I guess that'd be fun. Cripple Jesus, playing poker, all right? Sure. Okay. Have any more kind I can't, forrest, what are you gonna do in the advice?
Starting point is 01:24:47 What are you gonna do in the advice? Here's the advice, dating after a divorce. Hey, Dekal, I want you to pick your brain about a situation. I'm 27 divorced and looking to date. Should've been doing that before you got your divorce. Here's the breakdown.
Starting point is 01:25:01 I get my kids every weekend. So my free time is limited there. Oh, that bitch gets her whole weekend too. It's probably like, fuck, if I had at 27, you'd probably be like, fuck, why did I have kids? Yeah. I get my kids every, currently working a late night blue collar career, which gives me free time
Starting point is 01:25:22 between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. on weekdays. In all seriousness, is there a blue collar career? Sure. Is there, but I mean, like shovel ready jobs? Like, well, I mean, that's a blue collar career. I guess, I guess, no, I guess it is. Yeah, sure. You go up and own your own place.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Like, Trish and Boyle Rigging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't think about that very Like, Christian, royal rigging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't think about that very well. Yeah, of course, of course, I can be a career. Yeah, you're right. My live in middle America in a completely normal suburban area in case that affects your advice. Well, I don't know, your blue collar career is dating sites
Starting point is 01:25:57 aren't my strong suit. I saw some feminist that female dating strategy site called the dating apps. God, what did they call them? It was like free prostitution. Apps, guilt free prostitution apps. That seems about accurate, right? I don't know, I thought it was a funny way to describe it
Starting point is 01:26:20 and true. Dating sites aren't my strong suit since I haven't been in the in the game For nearly a decade dating sites didn't my god. This is the decade. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, Mary fucking I mean I was with her at least man. You have never been in the game. Yeah, I mean you may fix that Thinking for you missed all the year. I mean you what you were doing at 17 was not a game. Yeah, yeah, yeah Right, you women were trapped with you as though they were imprisoned. They were imprisoned with you in school
Starting point is 01:26:51 or you could do whatever you wanted. Yeah. That's right, yeah, he's never been in the game. My typical weekday hobbies are riding my motorcycle and wrenching on my cars. Well, you'll probably meet a lot of women doing those things. Shhh. When it comes to looks, I have to be a dick about it.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Like, sorry, you're gonna have to get a hobby you don't like. As I've said many times on the show, in the area where they are, I mean, aren't there a lot of single moms? God, that would be a trap to fall into. See if you can pay your ex a little bit more money so she can keep the kids and then go get a puppy. Get a puppy. Go get a puppy and then go just walk it around.
Starting point is 01:27:32 So here's the dangers. By the way, isn't it amazing that you can kick your kids out of the house when they're 18, but if you kick your wife out of the house, you still owe her money. You don't know the kids anything, but you owe this bitch. Right, your child support is normally when they're not minors anymore, right?
Starting point is 01:27:49 I mean, there's no. Yeah, and it doesn't go to the child. It goes to the bit. Like, it's so preposterous to me that at 18, by forever, I didn't train you at all to do this. And I'm obviously, I'm entitled to all my money. Like, that kid is not entitled to me,, but you can convince you out of the house. You gotta keep an entitled to half of what you got.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Ever tell you about the like the and store front doesn't know what they want to remove first, the voting rights anyway. I was on the fence and I ever tell you about the world war. When I was a, now I'm a late teenager. I knew this 80 some odd year old. He was, he was definitely in his 80s, uh, name Roy, he was a World War II vet.
Starting point is 01:28:26 Yeah. He got, uh, he got divorced shortly after the war. And to that day, we're talking the mid to late 90s, his wife sent him an alimony check every month. Oh, that was cool. It was like, it was like, it was like 30 bucks or 15 bucks or something like that. For whatever reason, she made more than him coming out of the service area. They got divorced 15 bucks.
Starting point is 01:28:51 Yeah, it was something like that. She religiously wrote that fucking check every month. Yeah, and sent it to him. I thought that was the fucking greatest thing I ever heard. Good for him. For decades, he got that money. Maybe this guy, maybe this guy's getting Alimony then what do I know just sounds like career when you so you might The trap you're gonna fall into if you got your kids on the weekend is meeting another single mom
Starting point is 01:29:16 Because you're gonna be doing kids shit all weekend soccer games or whatever and there's just gonna be other Divorced well that's good mom's there, which is no fun. I mean, I don't know. It just sounds like a nightmare to date a woman with a kid because a kid always comes first. And it should. Well, I mean, yeah, technically. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:41 When it comes to looks, it doesn't matter because I'm five nine. Uh oh. That's the death zone. Don't be in, say you're five 10. The deaths are five 10. You're right, you're right at 8,000 meters. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:58 You got very limited time. You need to pull up. Pull up, pull up, pull up. Right, right. How tall are you? Definitely five. Get some oxygen and keep going or just dip down a couple hundred meters. At nine. If I'm not looking, if I get a little speck on smudge on this email, at nine turns two
Starting point is 01:30:14 and eight, very quickly, and that eight, that's women. That's women are prejudiced as fuck. I'm not saying that. That's them, that's women are prejudiced as fuck, I'm not saying that, that's them saying that. Your congratulations, you're now 5'10. If you have a compulsion to be honest, which you better try to lose as quickly as possible, if you think you're getting any kind of game. 195 pounds with a good build that's got 20 pounds worth losing, but you're three inches sort of me way as much as me.
Starting point is 01:30:45 I want to knock that, I've got up to 30. Any advice is appreciated, thanks, dude. Well, I was that good advice? Yeah, watch out for the single mom. What do we mean, mine's? Well, I guess that's the only, we'll tell them what not to do, right? Yeah, don't do that.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Be careful. Get a puppy, I don't know. Get a, yeah, get a more of responsibilities. Get a puppy, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Get a puppy trained to terrorize your kid so they won't wanna come over.
Starting point is 01:31:13 Yeah, but it's, yeah. My last one of your kids, so that you lose custody. That's too far. Hahaha. Oh, somebody said they have fentanyl, fentanyl can absolutely be absorbed different. You never heard of fentanyl patches.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Why do you think the patch exists? Just think about if it could be absorbed to the sin, why would there be a patch specifically designed to get it to absorb through the fucking skin? Well, because it can be, but we need a patch then. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's usually has some kind of a, yeah, like a medium-term. They need to promote it.
Starting point is 01:31:49 Some kind of a, it can be sometimes those things are like landling based, some are more. And matter of fact, a lot of that stuff, that's the only patentable part of, of not in that case. But like if it's like hormones or something like that. Yeah. not in that case, but like if it's like hormones or something like that, yeah, you can't patent a like a biological like molecule that exists, but you can the delivery system. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:13 That's why that's what don't they have like 17 years or something like pharmaceutical companies on their molecule on the mall not if it's not if it's bioidentical. If they change it a little bit, then yes. Oh, then if it's bioidentical. Oh, I see. Okay, everybody, this is mddickshow page on our comm slash the dickshow. See you next Tuesday. I don't think I have I don't think I have a song. So we'll do voice mail. Here we go. Sweet. Goodbye. Time is
Starting point is 01:32:40 one forty four. All right. I Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do He's got a waiter. Check it out. If you go to the other side, he's just fucking dick out over here. People that know about this, who put this in here. Yeah, like, oh, it doesn't, and they're laughing at it so small. Look at this, like, I was, wait, there's all small. Yeah. You can't censor that. You can't censor the statue of David.
Starting point is 01:33:18 It's made generation after generation of men feel much better about themselves. David's got the smallest dick on earth. Why do they all make their dick and balls so small on those fucking statues? Cuz they probably got yelled at by women. Probably. Some woman probably went around in the middle of the night and chiseled them small. And they're like, well, we can't chisel them big. Every guy in like a skull, they've all got fucking tiny fucking dicks.
Starting point is 01:33:44 Yeah. Um, oh man. Oh've all got fucking tiny fucking dicks. Yeah. Oh man. Oh God, I don't know if this story's interesting. Somebody sent me this picture of me and Trevor Moore at Termative Nerds. Let's go say that, it looks like you. Yeah, this was, I don't know if this story's any worth telling.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Trevor Moore died. I don't know. What? Trevor Moore died. Who's that last night? This comedian right here. He's like one of the funniest, he's responsible for the widest kids, you know? Really?
Starting point is 01:34:09 And the Civil War on drugs. These guys, him and his buddy go all the way to Abraham Lincoln to try to get weed legalized during the Civil War. I know the widest kids you know, but he is the widest kid in the widest kids, you know. How do you die? I don't know, but I hope it was funny. They just said accident. He's 41. I hope it was motorcycle, you know, jousting related to something as opposed to
Starting point is 01:34:32 car wreck, not very funny, unless he's in a little tiny car, something like that. Right. Oh well, there you go. Let's see the voicemails. Nobody fucking cares about the time you met a dead celebrity. Nobody fucking cares about the time you met a dead celebrity. I love telling my, I played golf with Bruce Jenner's story though because of like what's happened to him over the, you know, like it's just like, it's just more interesting to people now that he keep trying to grab your cock and say, oh, I thought that was my putter. Oops. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah thought that was my putter. Oops. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:35:06 Yeah, that's funny at least. I mean, this wasn't funny story. It was a turn of nerds. All right. Well, I mean, do you want to tell it now? 24-year-old, talking to a body, wants to kill himself, and whatever. Just find something that you're good at. Even if you don't really enjoy it, find something that you're good at, something that's rewarding.
Starting point is 01:35:25 Something that you feel accomplished when you finish. I did just in his don't work that way. Because that is mundane as all hell. The way I've done myself out, I'm still depressed, I still hate everything, but I get along just fine, because I found something that brings me some sort of sense of accomplishment. I'm in sales, and every time I make a sale, I get a little, I get a little,
Starting point is 01:35:54 I get a little, like, a little hit of that, you know, that good feeling of, what do you sell? I'll say a phone and, you know, that kind of thing. I kind of shit, just, just stop moving around all the damn time and get out and do something that's
Starting point is 01:36:05 what you guys need to work out uh... even if it's not a job that you find that you enjoy i hate everything too i i i used to love video games i hate them now i used to i used to love i produce a new guy i cannot get into it at all i found that i enjoy doing sales. Just find something that you know. All right, all right, all right.
Starting point is 01:36:28 You made your point. God, you're selling past the sale. Yeah, I mean, you should know what you're doing. Yeah. No, it's true. As hard as it is, just going and doing something will get you up and going. Yeah, it's like, so you wake up in the morning,
Starting point is 01:36:42 I have this thought, it's the work just move just move just go I know just go don't sit there and think about it. Just get up. Just go shit. Yeah You know it makes me a fucking rage is the overprotective friends and random fucking guys of Random girls that they don't know and random fucking guys of random girls that they don't know who are staring. Oh, she's too drunk to, you can't have her around.
Starting point is 01:37:11 She has to be sequestered away. She has to be told to go to her room and not interact with you any further. Because if she were to interact with you any further, she might have some imp know, some impure conflict on the state. And she might. Yeah, the higher the girl is, the more dad she has, right?
Starting point is 01:37:29 And he given time. Totally true. Fuck, it takes a village to protect this girl. You're the first thing I know to go in a party as a dated. Yeah. Uh, fully consenting, but because she's drunk and because I'm drunk, that somehow equals me pursuing her as a predator. You need some teenage porn. I'm not a person who wants to go and take some girl who's black out drunk and can't
Starting point is 01:37:54 fucking function back. How about a brown out? But if a girl is drunk, the likes just dim a little and talk and talk about things that she wants to do and make decisions able to make decisions you know and there's all these fucking orbiters random and going to pay for you know
Starting point is 01:38:13 she's a look that's a liquor yesterday might not be able to creepy man and this one guy who said that to me is a guy pulled his dick out and exposed himself to a girl without her fucking consent. And I'm fucking angry man.
Starting point is 01:38:28 Yeah, I get the Canadians. You know, one time out of my like a fucking month. All right, all right, all right. Guys, three minutes, come on. Let's make sure he gets his point across. I get it. Torrible. I get it. Torrible. I get it.
Starting point is 01:38:46 Hey, Dan Keshon. I've got a rage that I've kind of been steering on for a while. What really makes me rage is when people have principles and those principles are just derived from the media. And you know, it could go on both sides of the spectrum. Yeah. You know, on both sides. You've got people saying, oh, I won't take the vaccine because of my principles.
Starting point is 01:39:08 And their principles are some random article told them that the vaccine was made from a board of babies. Oh, yeah. They shouldn't take the vaccine. Oh, man. They're forcing them when they're all right. The fucking right wing. They're both picking up a abortion can't they pretend to care about is
Starting point is 01:39:26 so stupid you know the government's forcing to do all these other things but they don't care about that because media is not talking about that even people for the vaccine they're like oh my principle is that everyone should take the vaccine because you know it's the right thing to do oh there's plenty of stuff that they're not doing that would be quote-unquote the right thing to do. That's true too. The media doesn't talk about it so they don't care. There are people who are just coming from corporations. They're just parroting what? Who's profferating whatever narrative you like. Whether that's some city website or whether that's some city cable news channel.
Starting point is 01:39:59 People are thinking about what's right and what's wrong based on what a proper food they are and you know it's really depressing and really mixing your age talk to the media and go fuck these out. Yes. What he's talking about what he's talking about pretty much his belief system. Well it's called identity protective cognition. What? That's the term. Like, it's the people who, you know, basically find echo chambers. Like, they identify with a certain thing that is part of their identity. They call it identity protective cognition.
Starting point is 01:40:37 Protective protective. Wow, you win an argument with that one right away. What your experience is? It's just an identity protective cognition. It's just just, yeah, it's just a thing that happens. It's the way that they think IPC, the way that they, the way that they vet things, the way that they, what they're likely to believe. But it's not, it's not as prevalent as some other reasons why people believe certain things, but it's, but it's a thing. I just want, I just want there to be more death. That's why I don't get the vaccine. I didn't get that from the news.
Starting point is 01:41:06 That's just my personal belief system. Then I have no problem with it. Yeah. I'll see here. Oh, this is apropos of what you just said. You're always interested in something random. You should do like a TED Talk style bit called TED Talks. So on talk.
Starting point is 01:41:24 And then that guy that made the animal sound intro, do like a TED Talk style bit called Sean Talks. Sean Talk. And then that guy that may have the animal sound intro, he can do intro or something. All right. What do you think about that? Sean Talk, can you do a seven minute bit? I couldn't wait a minute bit. I couldn't listen to myself talk for that long.
Starting point is 01:41:39 Yeah. I'd rather listen to somebody else and go, oh, that's really interesting. Me too. Uh, hey vacation. I just fuck trying to sleep. Can't really sleep. Okay. Get hired. My thought, man. Why do the fucking subtitles for new agencies or like news channels, socks so bad. Like, yeah. They're always way behind the car. You could see like, the person who's typing it out
Starting point is 01:42:10 was just struggling to keep up with whatever's going on with the captions. They got worse. You know, you can have other types of captions that are way better like I've kind of like other generated. You're pretty good so far, but like I don't understand why news channels have really bad captions.
Starting point is 01:42:24 And they're so far behind. They've worked yourself. They have gotten a lot. I used to watch captions all the time. It was nice and snappy. You know, there'd be a little bit of a lag. I know a guy, he ended up doing a lot, he ended up becoming a, like a dubbing actor, you know?
Starting point is 01:42:38 Yeah. He ended up doing a lot of anime and stuff, but what he was his first, his first gig was for C-SPAN. And he would dictate, he would dictate the subtitles into, I don't know what he dictated. So he would listen to them.
Starting point is 01:42:51 And he would just be, it's a real skill too. The best dubbers are able to do that. Yeah. They'll just be a little bit behind, he'll wait for the guy to get two words into the sentence, be listening and be repeating at the same time. It would happen almost instantaneously. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:43:06 That's really, it's a really hard skill to do where you're listening and you're just repeating and you're not even kind of thinking about what you're saying. You just know you're saying the words. So you're in the right pace. It's like if you're dubbing something, you'll put it, you know, you'll be six or eight frames behind. Yeah. Fucking move it six or eight frames forward and it's locked in.
Starting point is 01:43:27 That's interesting. Here's a, okay, I don't know, two more and a couple more. I just saw the most perfectly representative of women's situation where there was a out of the ass. I'm saying this, they've joined. I've locked in, got a couple of regular ass coffee, locked out, gets into the car. I'm saying this is trying to lock. Then got a couple of regular ass coffee, walked out, gets into the car. I see in the passenger seat, there's a woman holding a giant junk and donuts coffee with whipped cream and sprinkles
Starting point is 01:43:57 and all kinds of bullshit. They got to have this, they got to have that shit on. They had to stop it one place to get the coffee she wanted With ten gallons of sugar and bullshit Yeah, and then go to the gas station to get regular ass coffee That's the guy wanted they love it. They love stopping for their own fucking coffee Hey, we got coffee at home. It's good New project brew calm perhaps you've heard of it. Well, I just like it, you know And then I stopped for my coffee on the way to work. Why don't you make it at home?
Starting point is 01:44:28 You save like 10 bucks. Shit loads of calories. There's calories on a frappuccino since then. It's forever. Just every moment has gotta be buying something new. Yeah. How the store in front, I mean, how's it, how's it a question? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:46 Huh. Is it their whole world view just falls apart? I know. Really thought the, what about the women? Really thought the hat something. Yeah. They thought they had something there, but I hear what he's saying about,
Starting point is 01:44:59 Jews, let me tell you some about women. Women, what's wrong with, oh my God. What's wrong with you guys? They're like the Jews of the rest of the world. Yeah Do other people know about this Or what do you mean we interstats you somewhere And then he's that he's that this movie with the ways. I probably shouldn't be talking about this stuff. It was funny to me at the time.
Starting point is 01:45:26 He goes, well, yeah, but would women be so bad if Warren for the Jews? How are you fucking kidding me? What did he say? Yeah. Wow. Like, are you kidding me? Yeah. God, come on.
Starting point is 01:45:39 What women be this bad for? Well, come on. Didn't I really eatin'? He thought they literally like had horns, they had to hide, right? Like on Jews? Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't get my WQ questions,
Starting point is 01:45:53 my WQ's answered so. Oh, God. Trance, this is the Christine Chan, Chris Chan stuff continues, the trans community is defending, what Christine did to her mother is reprehensible, but that's still no excuse. Reprehensible. That's not a strong enough word.
Starting point is 01:46:11 Oh, reprehensible is like when you say something that's really, you know, you drop the N word. Yeah, that's funeral. Ooh, yeah. Let's look up the definition of reprehensible. I mean, a deserving censure or condemnation. I think it is a little stronger than that.
Starting point is 01:46:30 Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's a rep violent crime. Reprehensible is like a mid-level. You know, I mean, it's strong, but it's not appalling. You know, it's... Where was I? Where was I? Oh, yeah. I'm seeing tons of tweets and videos referring every time I see a butt. Oh, yeah. I know they're trying to downplay what came before the butt. You know, it's, it's so crazy with this Christian rape. crazy with this Christian rape. People are like trying to, trying to really aggressively vilify the girl doing it. And you can see them in real time constructing this machine
Starting point is 01:47:14 to make it not Chris' fault or a little bit less. Like they're like, oh, well, that changes things. Oh, well, that kind of changes things. Well, that kind of changes things. Like before, you can hear them. It's fine, I don't care, but I just get to the end. Like just say flat out, if the person who exposed him is bad, as a person who exposed what he did is bad, then I forgive him. Like then I don't feel,
Starting point is 01:47:40 then I don't think what he did was that bad, really. I'm seeing tons of tweets and videos referring to Christine by her dead name and using masculine pronouns to describe her. Oh, dead name is a one. Christian is a dead name. It's a single word. Oh, it is?
Starting point is 01:47:55 Well, look, is it by her dead name? Oh, dead naming. Like that using, yeah, it's a dead name. Oh, that's a single word, huh? Yeah, single words. That's interesting. So that means that it's, I don't think that's a mistake. I think that's like in popular use in circles. Where it's like, you know, that was formerly known as it's now a dead name. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:13 I'm talking about that. It's it's, it's, you know, it's for Bowton. Did you see that the trance? So the woman's the Canadian soccer team had a trans player on it. So the Canadian soccer team had a trans player on it. So the Canadian soccer team and the Olympics that beat the US team had a trans woman playing with them. How'd she do? Well, I thought, because I was, I was left to her, this one was like, oh wow, they got a fucking, you know, they got fucking pay lay out there.
Starting point is 01:48:44 No wonder they won. And she's a trans man. fucking, you know, they got fucking pay lay out there. No wonder they won. And I'll step and she's a trans man. So they got a woman who identifies as they, them, or not of woman, trans playing on the Olympic team for the women. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. So, but you can just pick either one. It's a woman who identifies as a man, as a man, playing on the women's team. Yeah. So it's still a woman. Well, what do you mean by?
Starting point is 01:49:08 Okay, just between us. It's fair now, right? I mean, you can say what you, you know, you're no woman. Yeah, playing with the women, but they're trans. So how it surrounds male. Yeah, not doing anything drugs or anything like that. Well, that's fine. And that's, I keep the competition fair. I mean, it travels mail. Yeah, not doing any drugs or anything like that. Well, that's fine. And that's just kind of, keeps the competition fair.
Starting point is 01:49:27 I mean, it's fair. Yeah. It's just, yeah. There's no penises on the field. That's what I'm saying, okay. That's all I care about. Well, so what? Did the trans people get to do it either way?
Starting point is 01:49:40 No, that way's fine. The other way is not. No, the way is not fine. So that's what me, not with me and not for sports. God, damn it. The most important thing on earth. Then I saw, um, oh, God, the fucking Olympics. Okay. Then I saw a, the trans weightlifting, the trans woman weightlifter. Here, I'll always like give you a shot of her. Um, I've, I've mentioned her before. I've mentioned her before, trans weightlifter women.
Starting point is 01:50:16 She lost this lovely woman. No way. Laurel Hubbard, yeah bro, because she's fucking 43. So this is a lifelong weightlifter who transitioned and is doing the whatever, you know, the time reversing drugs to be fair, to competing as a woman. Competing as a woman against like 25 year-old women. So a fucking, of course, it's not a given, right?
Starting point is 01:50:42 Like this is, this is like if I transitioned, to play women's whatever, be like, I mean, my back's kinda shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got a lot to make up. I've got a 40 year old man's back problem in a 40 year old woman's body. So, but now they're saying,
Starting point is 01:50:59 well, because this trans woman didn't win, then it's all fair. It's all fair. Yeah, the science is settled. It's like, wait a minute, she's fucking 33. I think there's another variable you're not taking into account there. Like amazing. Amazing. We finally have the data to show these racist trolls on the internet that it's not.
Starting point is 01:51:21 Now, how about all the other instances of, you know, MMA fighters of the same age, literally, like literally just beating the shit, a guy beating his shit, and even the remindsock it's in his thumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, excuse your fucking head. Yeah. Oh, hi. Come here, come here. Oh, straight for Sean, of course.
Starting point is 01:51:39 Yeah, yeah. Come here. The fun guy's here. Hi, man. What else was I going to say about the Hi, hi, man. What else was I gonna say about the Olympics? Hi, Maddie. I know, but you can't run over there because there's two. All hell of break loose. Yeah, you unplug everything every time you go over there. Oh, God. Aaron, thank you.
Starting point is 01:51:59 I was one more thing about the fucking Olympics. I haven't watched one second of it. America has it. Yeah, nobody cares. Nobody cares. The ratings are down, it's horrible, everyone knows it's everyone's tired, just tired of getting condescended too. Yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:13 There's one in one, like a shot put or something dumb. Let me see what it was. This is it for the Olympics update. Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. No. Oh, crying. Damn it. I can't find it.
Starting point is 01:52:34 Some woman won some event and she's like, oh, I'm so proud to play for America. This gives me such great pride. And all the right-wing guys are talking about this, saying, oh, this is, this made me cry. I could watch this a hundred times. Like, do you fucking morons not realize that you are building like this is exactly why athletes run their fucking mouth so much because they know it's important to you. Like they know this is why they say this is
Starting point is 01:53:05 why they do shit like taking the knee because it's because you're getting so emotional about a dumb about a stupid athlete about a bunch of little girls playing around with sticks and balls. Do you not real like how do you not see this? God fuck you. Okay, back to the trans, back to the Christian thing. Chrissina, dead name, music master, blah, blah. Chrissina's a trans woman. She may have raped her mother with dementia. Let me make sure. Yeah, she may have raped her mother with dementia
Starting point is 01:53:43 and she deserves to be punished for that. Well, but, but, but, but, but, but, that's still, there's two butts in this one. There's a butt, and then there is ace. There's a fucking UNO level reverse. But there's still no reason to misgender her. Misgendering a trans person should never be used as a form of punishment, no matter how reprehensible
Starting point is 01:54:03 the crime. Also serious with this, here comes the also this is this is important in this case. Oh yeah, here's the also the butt the butt is pretty sassy but the also is really got the spice to it also also none of this would have happened put it laying a total blame on one thing. put it laying a total blame on one thing. Love it. Also. Love it. Also, none of this would have happened if the lesbian community validated Christine's
Starting point is 01:54:35 gender identity. Shots fired. So the reason why this lunatic raped their mom is because lesbians won't fuck trans women. Yeah. Oh, I know. We've mentioned this before. Who is the trans history? Is this anybody who leads a group for fucking lunatic?
Starting point is 01:55:00 Yeah. I mentioned this before. We've mentioned this position. What position are you holding in lives? Yeah. Yeah, we've mentioned this position. I'm curious where it comes from. We've mentioned this position. I've got a leader of a group. Well, I've seen this idea come up a lot. You may be familiar with it with men who are very angry that women won't fuck them, but somehow it's bubbled up in the trans women community where the trans women are similarly furious
Starting point is 01:55:33 that women won't fuck them. Yeah. It's amazing that two people with nothing in common have found the same problems with women. Isn't that remarkable? But it's almost impossible for a trans lesbian to find dates. I guess they don't want to date each other. Mm.
Starting point is 01:55:54 Cause they... Maybe Christine wouldn't have had to vent her sexual energies. Oh, wow. Wow, indeed. On her unfortunate energies. Oh, wow. Oh, wow, indeed. On her unfortunate mother. Jesus. Evelessbians weren't such bigots. Unfortunate mother, wrong place, wrong time.
Starting point is 01:56:14 And we're more willing to date her. Those fucking, all I know is, that's, Christian was not responsible. That's reprehensible. That's reprehensible, yeah. That deserves sentient condemnation. Yeah. What you just said.
Starting point is 01:56:28 Yeah. Absolutely. All right, that's the show. Come on. Amazing. Good bye. See ya.

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