The Dick Show - Episode 274 - Dick on a $6,000 Vet Bill

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

A $6,000 vet bill, a Chinese mosquito invasion, women's rights vs. gun's rights, fake jousting, a mask epidemic, and Ralph gets served in Las Vegas, how to get rich, cranking one out while sexting, body autonomy, the Australia check-in app, and horse medicine; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I need some to drink. Can you give me a coke, Diet Coke, please. Thank you. Would you mind grabbing another one? I can see the future. Vito drank all mine. Oh, did he? Yeah.

All my Diet Cokes. All of them. Well, the last one. Oh, he came over to do biggest problem. Yeah. Just without even no hesitation at all. He's freaking it. He doesn't even offer to split it.

He probably figured you'd get more like in the garage or something. This couldn't possibly be the last one. That's very generous of you. Well, that's what I would do. That's what I would do. You've got to have some more in the house, stay away from him. You would think, I mean,

who has one-diet coke in their house? I mean, you see how many fucking shondrasse? He must, yeah, there's no way that, you know, he'd not have enough. This guy's so skinny, he's probably got Diet Coke stash everywhere. He's got multiple fridges. I know that much. Oh, they're nice and warm. There you go, Sean.

Thank you. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I and such. I won't be complaining. I won't be complaining. Oh God. No, thank you. No ice. I'd rather just have a cold diet coke than ice. Hahaha. Why can't they deliver them cold? Is that so, is that so much to ask? I don't know.

I'm paying $90 or $100 a year for Amazon Prime Fashion. They can't deliver the Coke's cold. I got to let them cool down before I can drink them. What kind of services is this? I don't know. They got the, they got the cold bags. Yeah, that's true. They ship you freezeables in cold bags.

They can't ship you a cold bag around a Diet Coke. It's a joke. It's a joke what we cold bags. I can't ship you a cold bag around a Diet Coke. It's a joke. It's a joke what we pay for. It's true. With Amazon. It's a goddamn joke. Oh, geez. I did something I said I would never do this weekend.

I swore on my life, my whole my entire life, I would never do this. Uh huh. I paid $6,000 to keep my dog alive. That much. Bro, wow, I mean, talk about a, talk about a money press. Dude, I know vet bills can be fucking crazy. Six grand.

For your kidding. Wow. I about shit a litter of puppies when I heard that one come in. Dude, they said I I be fucking kidding me. It seems like a scam, but then you go dog health insurance. Is it that, that, an idea? I got the same thing. It's like, I'm like, well now I gotta go read all the fine print and the dog health insurance. It seems like, oh my god.

I'm not like, excited, warranty. How could I lose? But then six grand. Six grand. I was like, so let me get this straight. Like, I have to get hit with exactly six grand for this to be worth it. Next fucking week, like, you gotta be kidding me. Yeah.

It's not even, not even my fault, by the way. Yeah. She got bit by a spider nose swelled up like Snoopy. Yeah. Last week, well, I was at WAPT Live. Probably a spider bite or something. Probably. A brown recluse or a gusthus whole neighborhood

is laughing at them. A brown widow, right? A brown widow, which I didn't even know existed until now or this- They've exploded right here. This invasion of Chinese mosquitoes. There's this tiger mosquito that has taken, you don't know about this?

No, no, there'm, there's, there we go. Oh, and one, a fucking, oh for one, for me, the tiger mosquito has taken over Southern California like an AIDS epidemic. Yeah. We used to have these, we used to have big, beautiful mosquitoes, big, beautiful American mosquitoes and so Cal. Right. Made right here. Big beautiful American mosquitoes. You know how? Right, made right here.

Fly around lazily, that would take a little, not drink too much. Yeah. They wouldn't go over the top with the breeding, but then this is a true story, a container ship, China sent a container ship of mosquitoes like they did with COVID over here that got loose and migrated from the South Bay

now until all of Southern California. So everybody's walking around looking like the elephant man getting bit up by these Chinese fucking mosquitoes that you can't see. Because they thought it was herrarious. For the same reason they do everything, the same reason they do everything. Just to fuck up summer.

They said a white boy summer how you record these oh boy a million mosquito up your ass up your ass round that's what they said so so maybe she got bit by a ton of these mosquitoes or maybe a brown widow yeah which I don't know where that's from. Maybe that's maybe those are from North Korea. I don't know, but they just appeared probably another Chinese spider that was shipped over. I to fuck up white boy summer. I'd heard of them. I've never seen one. And now apparently Southern California is just lousy with them the last couple of years. So her nose gets swollen up like Snoopy. Like, all right, here we go.

Here comes the emergency room. How much is this? It's always about three times more than I think it's gonna cost. Here you go. It's all messed up. Take it to the emergency room and they say, okay, that's a thousand bucks.

Here you go. Send her home. Great. All right, every vet bill happens to be about a grand. Then it starts getting worse. Coffee like this. Caughting where she's up all night, coughing and then throwing up all like 10 minutes to the, you could set a watch to it.

You can hear she falls asleep. You can hear a breathing and then you can hear her lungs start getting full up with gunk and liquid and wakes up coughing, throwing up, throwing up, throwing up. So I said, honey, go sleep in the other room. I know you got work and stuff. I'll just sit here and try to clean up the dog puke every time. Finally, it's too much. I'm sleeping on the floor.

She's just throwing up everywhere. Geez. Bile. She can't walk. She can't walk. She can't keep any food down. All right. That's serious.

Take her back in and they said, oh, this is the same dog. Oh, she got worse, huh? That's wild because we had a whole outbreak of Kenylcoff here last week. So you did this. You guys did this. How much is it gonna cost? I'm thinking about 1,500 bucks.

So let me guess. Five grand. Yeah, it turns out, yeah. But Kenylcoff progressed to, is she also got something else, right? Well, the spider bite turned into a visit at the clinic that she got the goddamn pneumonia at. So then they did all that,

and she's like, oh, she got pneumonia. Well, that's, you know, we've actually probably got it here. Like, oh, what a great, oftentimes I take my card of the mechanic and they just tear out, you know what a great, oftentimes I take my car to the mechanic. Chain rear. And they just tear out, you know what I mean? Can you get an oil change? Yeah, here's an oil change.

Oh, we destroyed your transmission while it was here. Guy, I taught my son how to shift. I taught my son how to drive a manual while your car was in on your car. We fucking destroyed the transmission. So that'll be another 11 grand. Yeah. Well, there's no, I can't say you just gotta sit there.

You're like, what are you gonna say? What are you gonna raise a big sink while your dog's there? Like it's some cut there like, okay, well, now we're gonna give you dog over to the vet tech who's a known rapist. Oh, you know what I mean? Dog rapist. Can't say, yeah, those guys get busted all the time.

Yeah. Anyway, that's dog talk for this week. She's I said I would never do it Never do it. Let him die tell it's your dog. She's back today Like a half hour ago. She's not even appreciative. She's sitting by me. I know She better get that Instagram warmed up Ah Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yeah, happy labor, neighbor. Oh, yeah, it's labor. Happy labor. I forgot. You know that unemployment? Gaww.

Happy labor day. Get your ass up. Get back to fucking work. Yeah. You lazy gold-bricking sons of bitches get your ass back to work. Get your fucking ass back to work. That's it.

No more content. No more internet for you. Get up. No more unemployment for you. Get up! No more unemployment for you! Get the fuck up and get back to work! You lazy pieces of shit! Happy Labor Day! Happy Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day! Happy cuties anniversary as well! Really? If you didn't see it, I didn't, good for you. I didn't see it either. No, I didn't either. I don't need any more reasons to be a bed of vial, Gianna. No, I think I got all the information I needed from all the, all the going off half-cocked

everyone on earth, I guess. I was with Ralph all weekend, you know, I'm actually around. Yeah, he just went to Vegas. Oh, gotcha. I was just sure what it was. He was talking about some girls there that were rocking his merch and he goes, yeah, maybe we should call them the Killstream cuties. I said, yeah, I can't, that has no other connotation on the internet, right?

Well, was that it? He thought that or did it just not occur? No, it didn't occur to us. He thought, uh, a little ration. Yeah. Yeah. And it's the Killstream cutie, cute crew spelled with all K's. That was also his idea.

I don't know about that one either K's. That was also his idea. I don't know about that one either. Yeah. That one you might have thought of maybe. I don't know. That one might be on purpose. I don't know. Let's reclaim the cuties, man.

All K's. The biggest problem in the universe episode nine is up. Patreon.com slash biggest problem. I don't know. I'm getting vetoed. That show is getting spicy. Is that yeah. Yeah.

It's gets a good show. I forgot how good it feels like when you see your problem in the wild, instead of getting annoyed, you just go, I'll just go vote it up. I don't even get annoyed that I'm seeing this. I'll just go to the website and vote on it. Oh, okay.

So it's such a relief. It's like a confessional at church, right? Okay. Let's go to biggest problem. I'm gonna show them. a confessional at church. Yeah. All right. Let's go to biggest problem. Show them bottom. I brought in hospital pricing, non-compliance. Okay. You know what that is?

I have an idea, but no, I couldn't define it for you succinctly. It's pretty fucking enraging to be honest. I'm still upset about it. Yeah. This has to do with, I mean, the way that they bill insurance companies and yeah, they're like that. So's like, you guys have to like put your prices on the menu. Like you have to say how much of X-Ray costs. Yeah. Or an angiogram or a colonoscopy. Yeah.

Like you have to put, if you can schedule the procedure in advance, you have to put it online. If the machine read it a bit wide. It has to be itemized, right? No, you have to put it up front. You have to say like our hospital charge is X for whatever because looking at the data, it looks like you guys kind of have a swing of about 10,000%. Yeah. Like anywhere from a thousand to $200,000 because you build insurance,

when you see what insurance somebody has, and then you figure out how much it's awesome. Right. So the whole industry's built on fraud. Right? Yes. So Trump said you guys got to do industry's built on fraud, right? Yes. So Trump said you guys got to do that. And they said, nah, yeah, only 5% of them are saying,

the rest is saying, well, you know guys, it really, it would just make our business unprofitable. Like you don't understand, we're in this for you. So we don't want to publish our numbers and help our competitors. We're in this for, like as though their competitors, like, they're trying to, as though the competitors are trying to fuck you over the hospital. Yeah. No, it's the entire healthcare system is so fucking enraging.

And when I hear people say, we got the best healthcare in the world. We got the best healthcare system. Yeah. Just costs about 10,000 times more than it should. You're right, it's the best. You're fucking clueless. Absolutely clueless. It's just so Trump said he'd do one thing, make a competitive, and he did.

And they just said, nah, nah, cause it's not the way. That's the fucking law, bro. Well, because they're like, I can't just drive around drunk and go, nah, we'll outlast whatever administrations in there and things go back to normal. That's exactly. We're in it for the long haul.

Exactly. We're thinking long money. Where else are people gonna go when they have a heart attack? Fucking Mar-a-Lago. Idiot. They gotta come here. We don't have to do shit. So there you go.

I don't know if I... That's a good problem. Thank you. Go vote it up. Biggest problem, Dutcho. We went to in Vegas. We went to, I don't know. You ever heard of the Excalibur?

Yeah, sure. Casino. I was in a dead zone. I was in a dead zone. Yeah. I guess Ralph texted my girlfriend and said, hey, he's dick when I go to the medieval night's show. Is it medieval night's?

So it's like a medieval time. Fake jousting. Yeah. A fake jousting event. Yeah. She said's like a medieval time. Yeah, fake jousting. Yeah. A fake jousting event. Yeah. And she said, yeah, of course, whatever, whatever it costs, of course, that's something you would want to do. So Rapson already bought me a ticket. And we go, it is, I don't know if you've ever been to the medieval nights jousting show. No, I haven't been to Medieval times, Medieval nights, any of those. I've never seen fake jousting. They start the show by going around the audience and wishing children happy birthday. Yeah. Like here's Tammy. It's her seventh birthday. And here's

here's Mackenzie. It's her very first birthday. And that's when Ralph and I knew something was wrong. That maybe we were in the wrong spot. It was like you two were at like Chuck E. Cheese or something. Yeah. Without a child, which I don't think you're allowed to do. Yeah, I don't think we're adults have to be with kids. We shouldn't have been allowed in there without children. Yeah, especially us. Yeah.

I don't recommend that, most of it was dancing. Most of it was dancing. Really? And I shit you not. The late, the dancing ladies were wearing like masks. While they're kind of ruined the immersion, they send out a bunch of like, that's you're gonna say they were wearing like a

blinders and a feedback. I wish that would have been, I mean, better than like an Excalibur bread. Like even a time appropriate mask. Like one of those plague doctor noses. Oh, yeah, that would have been better. Yeah, sure. Then just a creepy. Yeah, kind of hot maybe, but at least it existed in the, in the imaginary time of Excalibur and

Merlin. And sure, why not? Instead we get face shields. No, no, come on, come on. You're out in the middle of an auditorium. You're wearing a fucking cloth, Matt Not even an N95, Matt. That's what I mean. Plus it's they you know if they're in the in the if they're performers and stuff They're probably getting tested all the time. They're just right around each other But the other performers the ones who speaking lines are not wearing masks. Yeah, like what is the what is different here?

Yeah, the horses aren't wearing masks. No, they're not they should be I mean, you know Just a good example. I mean for other animals. Yeah, the Vegas is back on mask mask city, right? Yeah, Vegas is back on mask down How was it? Was it crowded? I mean was it packed? There's a lot of me a lot of yeah it was packed for labor day But going on today The the no one gives a fuck if you're walking around in the casino without a mask I mean, was it packed? There's a lot of me a lot of, yeah. It was packed for labor, David, going on today. The, no one gives a fuck if you're walking around in the casino without a mask. Oh, really? But, bro, you sit at a dealer table.

I always, I love gambling. Really? I love gambling. Do you? I love playing Blackjack. I don't know, you look addicted. I'll sit there until, I'll sit there until 11 a.m. Wow.

I'll sit there until I pass out. I will sit there until I'll sit there until 11 a.m. Wow. I'll sit there until I pass out. I will sit there until I fall asleep. Yeah. Almost every time I'm nodding on, do you ever like ask you like a surrey or fall on us? You let somebody else in. I have only been kicked out of one blackjack table because I was throwing money around and running around

in it on top of it like Homer Simpson doing three stuages. Yeah. The only blackjack table I've gotten kicked out of. Were you up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why?

Cash money. Yeah. So the second you sit down, like they must have some kind of pressure sensor where when you sit on it, the dealer gets a zap in their brain, like a Parkinson's device, because the second you sit down, I used to love the dealers, fucking with them, trying to pronounce their names.

Oh, bump, bond me, bomb Vic. Oh, nice to meet you, right? The second you sit down like, mask, mask, get a mask on. Bitch, I'm smoking a cigarette. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. The second the cigarette is out of your mouth while you're exhaling the smoke, they want your mask down. Oh boy. It has turned them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to the point where this, this, this, this, this never happened to me in Vegas.

We're always love, always love him losing money, money in Vegas. Yeah. I always love losing my money in Vegas. Well, there's so much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much to do.

So much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much to do.

So much to do. So much to do. So much to do. So much losing your money. That's what you're meant to do. It's fun as possible. It's totally ruined it. Right. I can't hear anybody at the table talking. And this, I mean, you're, okay, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask while she's waiting. This fucking, this black dude next to me was getting,

like I swear to God, I'm the last person to jump to this, but it was 100% racist. It was totally racist. She's hammering him for everything. Like, he's going like this with his hands, he's waving his hands back and forth, like he wants to stay on his hand before it's his turn, and she starts berating him for that.

Oh God. It's my turn, and I'm getting ready to hit, and she goes, no, stop doing that. Stop waving a hand on him. Are you fucking crazy? She's explaining to him, he's like, no, it's very, it's wild. He's exhaling and smoking, like, you blow and smoke right in my face. Like, bitch, I mean, maybe there's another, if you're this worried about, if you're either

this psychotic or there's another way to back in a, you can deal. Blackjack. Yeah, maybe you can go deal blackjack out of a whorehouse. You dumb bitch. So we don't have to just ruined. Yeah, maybe you can go deal blackjack out of a whorehouse. So dumb bitch. So we don't have to just ruin. Yeah. Totally ruined. Yeah. I stayed at the annoying. I stayed at a hotel that was that had the equivalent of a broken fire hydrant for a swimming pool in the back. Oh wow. They found a they found a part of their roof where it's sagged a little bit from wear and tear and then they just filled that up. I'm pretty sure that's what Where did you stay? I don't know what to talk about

So like the only thing you could get Yes Yeah, anyway, that was did I have anything else to Say to Vegas now, I don't think so then you and then after you're inhaling smoke Yeah into your own mask, you gotta put this mask on and take an Uber home. So the Uber guy goes, the Uber guy goes, how you feeling?

I'm like, no, well, not too good because I'm inhaling like a pack of cigarettes back here with this mask because you can take that off. I say, all right, so can you. And he goes, actually, I can't because if anybody sees me, they'll report me. Yeah, amazing. Oh, I'm sure, they'll report me. Yeah, amazing.

Oh, I'm sure, yeah, I'm sure. Fucking amazing. All right, that's all I got there. How about, somehow they made cigarettes more deadly. Yeah. Saving any life. I'm, now I have like a secondhand smoke machine. Right, you're getting my phase.

You're getting the primary smoke and the second hand. Uh, which I got anyway. Now now I have a cigarette filter, literally a cigarette filter just breathing in my own air. It's such an idiotic thing that we're doing. Anyway, I saw this. Here's something that makes me raise a super person pose. Oh, yeah, I mean, I can picture that. Every Pilates class I have now, and I have a lot because I'm so fit. Yeah, so there's a pose that you get in with your arms outstretched, your body outstretched, and do like, lat presses and stuff.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's like a core thing, too, right? Yeah, it's all a core thing. Yeah. But every time they call it super person Pose Really what's on I've heard it evolved from when they super man because he flies like that Not all superheroes just say super well actually he doesn't he flies like this so First of all, I guess he doesn't. He flies like this. So, first of all, I guess he won't man that. You don't know comics,

so don't pretend like, does he only fly with this one arm forward? No, he's flying like this when he wants to hit someone. Yeah. But usually it's like this. Yeah. Like you're driving a car. That's how Superman flies.

He's like a black guy driving a car. Like, or a Mexican guy, like a non-white person driving a car. Yeah. Right? He's not flying like this with-white person driving a car. Yeah. Right? He's not flying like this with both arms out. One arm tucked in. Yeah.

So he should fly like this. He should fly sitting up. Or yeah, just really like his down, you know? Yeah, like his, yeah. He should fly sitting up with his feet sticking out straight. Yeah. Like a baby, like a little baby flying around. Just the fuck with people.

They say it every time. Super person. And I remember there, I remember I was there when it got, when it was joked about. And Superman turned into super person. And no, it's not a joke. Now it's not a joke. Now it's just straight up super person. Well, there's no such thing as a super person.

Like just say, just go with super girl or flying squirrel or anything else. Out, come up with some blanket position or something. I'm on fire. I'm in a forest fire and I have one of those reflective shields and I'm covering myself with it. Anything, parachute, anything other than, but it's like anything other than super person. You just say Superman. It's not a slight to it.

It's like Superman. Oh, Superman flies. Got it. Now I know what it looks like. They just say Superman. It's not a slight to it. It's like Superman. Oh, Superman flies. Got it. Now I know what it looks like. They super woman then. Right, don't super. Super. Super person.

Super person. This is just not offended by super woman. Right. No, I'm not gonna care. Exactly. Super woman, super girl. There's no super girl, whatever. Yeah, there's no super woman, but still.

Call it super dog. Super dog. Crypt crypto flies like that. That's true. Just another example of just doing absolutely nothing about anything, changing nothing, solving nothing. How do you say it? Change it. Superb, I'm like, what is this funny?

Fucking funny, do you? It's so dumb. I saw this one today, George Stokai. It's okay. Yeah, like gay. Right. I saw this one today, George DeKyme. DeKyme. DeKyme. Oh yeah, like gay. Right. That guns, guns shouldn't have more rights than a girl.

Did you know that they're, did you know that they're going after abortion against Sean? Oh yeah, I heard that. You heard that? Uh huh. I don't know. They might, I think there was a lot of premature celebrations about this one. Do you know how the law works that they passed? In Texas, you're talking about? Yeah, do you know how they, like how, I think I read it right.

I haven't read, I've heard a little bit about it. I did not, I did not. It's not illegal, but you could civilly sue anyone involved. So if I saw like a Uber driver, like in practice illegal, right? I mean, well, they're making it like expensive. Like you might get hit with, yeah, yeah, they're making it like expensive. Like you might get hit with, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're making it like drunk driving. Well, if you get hit with this, it's going to cost you 10 grand. Yeah, sure. But every, but most everybody's going to get away with

it. Like, oh, awesome. My favorite kind of law, random, random and random and atrocious. Yeah. Wonderful. So taking that, press it, if it doesn't get nailed down by the Supreme Court, whatever, then you could, California could do a similar law, which is, well, if someone hears you say the N word, you could sue them for $10,000. You say, what about freedom of speech? Like, no, this is civil. This is not, it's not the government doing this. Right.

This is, you just live liable for money. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not going to do any jail time. It's just a money penalty. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that person's private company. They could do whatever they want. Like, Jason's in civil case. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that person's private company. They could do whatever they want.

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All of those things are either together or not together. Right? Yeah, I kinda, if it's a cock, you get to decide if it's in you, if it's a baby, you get to decide if it's a drug or if it's food, because all those are very unpredictable. They have very, you're not allowed to kill yourself.

I call food, you have to eat. I kinda like that. It's illegal for you to not have food in you, right? I mean, you know, the laws of nature say it's illegal to not have food in you. Well, you can decide to not do it, but then you'll be arrested and forced and forced to be a government. Well, that's what they get with the government. Hunger strikes and pretty, yeah, they don't let you.

You can't kill yourself. You're going to jail. Yeah. And we're going to shove food up your ass if we have to. Do drugs. You can drugs a bunch of heroin. Nah. But vaccine. Absolutely. Totally on the opposite side. Yeah, you go, you got to have that. That's illegal. You can't not have these drugs in you. But it's illegal to have these drugs in you. No. What? Well, I was going to say it's not illegal not to be vaccinated, but there are,

oh yeah it is, but there's strong art, well, depending on who it is. He's also in shit. You have to be vaccinated again, some stuff to send your kids to public school. Oh yeah, I also have to do. Right, right?

Yeah, so there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The groundwork for this was laid years ago. Oh yeah, no, true, true. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what was the last one? The drugs, food. I don't know.

Yeah, I like that though. I like the, yeah, the package right there. If it's in me, that's up to me. Yeah. No matter what. And I know, and I know that people are on opposite sides, like they want to take two and so I go, no, the other two. Yeah, I know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of our consumption of everything and offshoring all the harm it caused. So I don't wanna hear any of this moralizing about what's what. It's either it's all or nothing. Yeah.

All or nothing. Yeah, everybody seems to have completely immoral and unethical stances on something. It's just what? Yeah, what? Which one? Which one is here? Oh, that's okay.

The sanctity of life. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like, how many homeless do we get? Well, once you're born, you're on your fucking own. Right? Well, that's the carlin'. The carlin' bit, exactly.

Pre-born, you're fine. Pre-school, you're fucked. You're fucked. Pre-school, you're fucked, is that it? Yeah. I don't know. As long as Alimony and Child support exist, I don't think women deserve reproductive rights.

That's just me. I mean, they still, I don't see a lot, they're not all upset about those. So maybe you could shake those signs for the men every once in a while while you're out there and child support now. His labor, his end child support now. No man should be enslaved to taking care of a baby he didn't want. Maybe he didn't even know about for 18 years of his life. And child support now. Never see that. Never see. I never see some fat broad screaming about ending child support or alimony now. No. So I just like, I kind

of leave the sabre sheath. fuck you, you're on your own. But still. But still. Yes. Uh, women should have the same rights as guns. Yeah. You know, you should be, it should be illegal to have a woman in public in California, unless the police okay it, and then she should be covered at all times.

Okay. That's the same right. That's what the guns right now. Right. In California, assault women, assault women, e-girls, should be banned, able to wipe out dozens of men's bank accounts at the same time, right? Should be banned. Right.

Any accessories that women use to make themselves more attractive to men should be heavily Regulated by the federal government right stocks bump stocks. Yeah, you know what I mean fake tits The Obama administration when they banned banks From doing business with firearm dealers. They should have also banned women the same operation choke should have done both. I'm saying guns and women should have the same rights. You see what I'm saying? Right, rights or when it's a lack thereof there. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

You fucking asshole. Yeah. Shorts decay. They should be banned from voting booths. Okay. In many states, well, you can't bring guns into voting booths. Right. I mean, no. And many, I think I think I'm following you here. Bet middler said that women should strike for their abortion rights.

Our sex strike. Yeah. Bet middler. Through this one out there, to all the young ladies that they need to go on a sex strike. Isn't that a little bit like fixing the barn door after the cow is unfuckable? That midler is out. Ladies, we got to stop having sex with Ben. So we get our rights back. And they haven't any sex strikes for the homeless? Isn't the, don't they need their abortions so badly because they can't stop having, isn't that kind of the, isn't that the wrong thing to be striking on bet?

I don't know. I'm just thinking about bet mid-learn. I don't care if I ever have sex again. Yeah, I think that's the, I think mission accomplished on, you know, on her. It's like, oh, God. I think mission accomplished on, you know, on her. It's like, oh, God, watching these college football games in Vegas, Ralph and I are in the Cirque hotel, which is awesome. Yeah. They have it this, they have like a futuristic sports book, bro. Okay. Well, televisions the size of your house, my house, up on the wall.

We're watching these games where tens of thousands of kids are screaming like the Georgia Clemson game, no masks at all, screaming at each other, hugging, and then we're sitting there with cigars and cigarettes, popping our, to take a pop and putting it down, and if there's a fraction of delay, the black Jack dealer runs over and yells at you. Yeah.

We got the bad man. I don't wanna have to warn you again. Like bitch, turn around. Just turn around. They're two out of control. You can't control a mob like that. They have to look for like the people who are like two or three that they can try to

enforce the rules. Just turn around and look at, like turn around. They're people are reveling, going absolutely insane. Just spitting and look at like turn around your, their people are reveling, going absolutely insane, spitting in each other's mouths and she's fucking screaming at us. Because she can scream, she can scream at like one or two or three. Yeah, fuck your rights. Ungrateful refugees. Oh, you want to see something? Sure. Funny here, Sean. I don't know if you've been keeping up with the refugee situation. No, I, not really. Not really. No, not really. Don't worry. You won't have a choice soon. They're here. They're here. They're from

Couture. Get used to it. Let's see what I've got here. Pull this up. This is a, this is a refugee who is not complaining, quote. Not complaining about what he's getting for. Not complaining, but this is a refugee. Not complaining, but this is what I got last night for dinner. And the next meal is 12 hours later. What is that like a couple of pieces of meat? Is that like chicken or something? This should, yeah, looks like chicken. Looks like there's one of those crummy white

styrofoam containers. So the main part is about watermelon, two thirds full of some kind of chicken meat. It's not a lot. It's like what you would get a sandwich on the dollar menu. It's not much, but I'm guessing that they're food. And they're also, I'm sure they're also not completely outfitted for all this too. I think the system is going to, you know, you get more food in 12 hours, dude. Yeah. Refugee life might be safe, but never easy and favorable. Fort Bliss, El Paso, Texas, hashtag Afghanag Afghan refugees. Hashtag Afghanistan. Bro, take everyone. Every single male refugee from Afghanistan and shoot, put them on Jeff Bezos rocket and

shoot them into the fucking sun after this. I mean, this is all, I'm not complaining, but this is what I got last night for dinner. You're fucking, not only are you complaining, but you're being passive aggressive. And the last thing we need in this country is more people being passive aggressive, which hashtags on the internet. There's a bunch of melons and strawberries here. And he's conveniently cropped out the bread from the bottom. That's true. You see that? Is that bread? Is that Texas toast? That's, uh, that could be Texas. Well, it is in Texas. So it's likely Texas toast.

I mean, look, yeah, it's not a lot, but you're getting enough, and it's like you're not in a war-torn country where you might get killed or beaten with chains or whatever. Well, let's go back to the Taliban. See how, see how all their chains beating you tastes. And you're ungrateful fuck. Yeah, I mean, you can't play any motherfucker.

What is it? It's never enough. It is never enough. I can't have, you know, look, it's, this is brand new too. It's brand new, you mean brand new food? No, your life is brand new. Brand new with this influx of refugees and stuff like that.

It's like, yeah. I'm sure, I'm sure it's not because they didn't want to give you enough. I'm sure they're probably spread fairly thin right now. And maybe they'll get, I mean, it's not something. You have, you have internet. Why don't you order some Uber eats? You fucking asshole. It's nothing at all.

I don't know. Find some guy who looks lonely in the refugee center and suck his dick for his bread. Figure, welcome to America. What the, what did you, what do you think this is? Yeah. I can't even imagine it. How's that? Not everybody's getting a buffet.

So you can't make this stuff up. Yeah. Wheel him down to hometown buffet and fucking smash his head into the mashed potatoes and sleep gasses out. Gats me for bad. I don't want him on food. I don't want food. I know what that. He did he cropped. I cropped up the fucking bread. That's the worst part.

Yeah. Is I mean, oh, this was at 3 30 in the morning. Yeah. Oh, okay. So somebody was up. The kitchen was still open at 3 30 in the morning because on your time, that's probably lunch. Oh, well, or good luck in America, dude. Good luck in America. Good luck in America. Or they got served that like five or six hours later. And he waited until 3 30 in the morning to say that the next meal was 12 hours away. So he intentionally didn't eat it.

So he could go, yeah, it's 12 hours, but he could have, it would actually be like, you know, it actually be like seven hours or something. Yeah, yeah. He didn't eat it for five hours. Next meal is 12 hours later. I mean, I don't eat, I eat it like six and then it knew in the next day. Yeah. Unconn, how many meals is this guy? This guy missed his 11sies. Yeah, like a hobbit. Yeah, super upset about it. Yeah. Unconn. How many meals is this guy? This guy missed his 11 z's. Yeah. Like a hobbit. Yeah. Yeah. Super upset about it. Yeah. It's the fucking men. I don't know why, I don't know what saying country would allow male refugees. Oh, I'm nice. I didn't come up with this. This is directly from the Machiavelli's the Prince. Never take, never take the men in. Just take

the women in. What's the difference? There's, the difference? You're still letting in the same amount of people. What the fuck is the difference? Just make them all women. Yeah, just make them all women. Because they're not, because they're not gonna do a bunch of raping and murdering. You know, most likely not. Just the odds.

They're gonna make a bunch of pedophile movies. Happy anniversary. Happy cuties anniversary. Happy cutie's anniversary. Let's see what else. China bans the feminine men. Oh, really? Oh yeah. Wow.

Let me find this one. China bans the feminine men. This is pretty fine. They banned the feminine men. They banned not masculine men. Uh, hmm. And playing too many video games. Uh, yeah, I heard about the video game thing. Yeah.

It's like three hours a week, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday for cats, like an hour and aight or something like that. Oh, they broadcasters must resolutely put an end to quote, sissy men. Sissy men,. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Nice. Ning-pow. So that's what you say. Can't say the F-slur anymore, but you can say Yang-pow. Or literally, girly guns. Gurly guns. That's what they call them. Affeminate men in China. How they can tell I don't know, but that's what they call them. That reflects official concern that Chinese pop stars influenced by the sleek, fashionable

look of some South Korean and Japanese singers are failing to encourage China's young men to be masculine. Oh, so they're, yeah. I can abandon influence from the, yeah. So like we banned, we banned Elvis for making men to sexual, right? Oh, you got to have, we can't have Elvis on to be women. We're on the right, right. Right.

All women are going to get too horny. Yeah, because they wouldn't show them from the waist down. Yeah. So now, China's banning little gengpoules because all their boys are going to get, all their boys are going to get too wild. Yeah, I guess. Or worried about them, maybe not getting wild. I don't know.

They're worried about. Yeah, they'll be at home straightening their hair, doing makeup and stuff instead of out there. I don't know what, working. Yeah, working. It's communist labor. I don't think they want to be more labor-cute. Kids necessarily.

Yeah, working would be above like getting with chicks. Yeah, the government's not concerned that there's not enough Chinese people. Yeah, they know how, they know there's always going to be Chinese people. Yeah. I saw the video, I had the video game one here too. Yeah. Oh yeah, limit anyone under 18 to three hours per week of online games and prohibit play on school days. Wow. Yeah. I saw some American journalist entertaining that idea. Yeah.

No, I know. I mean, so like, well, video games are make kids to white supremacists anyway, as we saw in gamer gates. So maybe America should like, are you guys fucking mine? That's like up to the parents. Is it? You're supposed to, if you think your kids playing too much video games and you don't like what it's doing to them,

then like, yeah, you can't legislate that shit. I mean, China can't even be suggesting it. No, it's really bad that you're even entertaining or... No, that's the nanny state that people tell you know, I mean like, yeah, no. No. I think actually all of you journalists have had a little bit too much to say.

Recently, perhaps you should, like, do you not understand the Chinese people from speaking up more than 18 hours a week and not on school days? Like, they don't really draw a line between us to just be careful what you're asked. What you're throwing, band, you know, bandying around because, you know, other stuff comes with it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Did you see the Taliban took our dogs?

No. Yeah, the Taliban said. They will not pay $6,000 to keep a dog alive. You know what, I bet they would. Really? Yeah, they got tons of money now. China's just, China said, we're helping our aid set, the Taliban.

So fuck you. So fuck you. So fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. We want all the rare earth. Man, you guys fucked up. You fucking blew it. Came in here trying to teach jumping jacks.

Got all these rare earth minerals in the fucking ground. What do you guys don't like computers, though, more? They said, they went there and interviewed the Taliban and they said, what do you think about all the dogs that we left? Are you guys going to kill them? I said, no, they're going to fight for the great state of they're going to fight for the Emirati radicalized them. Right. We got a fucking yeah, we got a suicide poodle coming at you. Yeah, we're fighting for us now. Yeah, they're going to sniff out all the fucking Americans. Yeah, and Afghan and collaborators that we're gonna beat the

Idiot. Yeah, why would we kill $50,000 dogs? Yeah, that have been trained by the US military. We got the right there military dogs. Are you retarded? Yeah? Yeah We started. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, damn. Taliban just stacking up wins. They're gonna have a bunch of hostages. Yeah, they're gonna have the Taliban. We're gonna have the fucking dogs fly the black hawks, you know? Yeah. They can't train their own people. They can stay home and they can stay on watch TV.

Oh, I really love what they're doing. I'm trying to say that we should pay for Afghanistan for all the damage that we caused. That's why America should come in and pay for Afghanistan for all the damage that we caused. It's well America should come in and pay for all this damage. Remember how the allies made Germany pay for World War One? Yeah, yeah. It didn't come back to,

didn't come back to fucking bite anybody in the ass or anything. I think we should, we owe it. We owe him some more money. God damn, that's funny. Yeah, it really is. Let me see what else I, oh yeah, the CDC, here it is, it makes me arrange. The CDC has decided that, well, here's a quote from them,

they need to investigate gun violence. The Center for Disease Control? Oh, why is that weird to you? I mean, I don't think that would, just but for me, I, you know, because they're saying it's like an epidemic or something. Well, I mean, it's a disease, I guess, of it's either a center or a disease or it needs to be controlled.

I don't know, under what letter that they're, I don't know, I mean, I think the already comes from this case. Just supposed to be all together, you know, disease control. All are they? Not center or disease or control? Somebody should explain it to the bitch in charge of that agency. They think she's, uh, is that bringing them out? Yeah, that's like alcohol, tobacco and fire.

And she's like, yeah, we're this sent, it's center of disease or control. Whatever of the ones you want to do. Rochelle Wollensky thinks, yes, she's the director. Every day she says, we turn on the news and there's more young people dying. Wollensky said, I swore to the president and to this country. Well, and number one is, is there? No. I mean, I don't know what the stats are.

Has there been a big spike or is it, you know, never? Yeah. I mean, it's just kind of what they cover, right? It's always the secret of the gun statistics in this country is if you separate it by race, which is like, you know, city, it's unfortunate truth that like all the gun violence happens. You're not supposed to talk, you're not supposed to talk about it, but no, I mean, it's racist, right? But if that's the fucking fact, the, yeah, the first way to like, to solve anything is

like not to ignore what's there. Yeah. There's just no, and it's in the inner city. Yeah. That's where the gun epidemic is. Now you can see what? It's like, you don't jump immediately to, well, it's because they're more violent. That's because you made weed illegal.

That's why. And you said it's like, it's like, jobs to China. That's why. Yeah. It's just just acknowledge like, what's going on and then try to figure out why and what you can maybe do about it. Well, the CDC is going to get to the bottom of it. Yeah, that's, I swore to the president that the, then this country that I would protect

your health, this is clearly one of those moments. They're not dying from lead poisoning, they're dying from King's blood, their brains blowing out. Yeah, that's not what you're supposed to be doing. You're just not so what you're supposed to be doing. Uh, yeah, this is August 31st. It's, this is clearly one of those moments, one of those issues, and that's harming America's health.

Okay, so, I mean, there is no, you cannot point to anything saying that everything the CDC says should be suspect for being politically motivated if they're taking on gun control under the, under the auspice of health, right? No, it's not the person. No one who, out of their purview, I mean, they're doing it anyway. I know, they're, well, they're making statements on it. And by the way, so what are they, I mean,

but what can they, is she just making statements, right? Like, I mean, this is why, this is why I bring it up because they just, they just got their eviction moratorium swatted down by the Supreme Court 18 months too late as being unconstitutional, right? Right, right. So it never should have happened in the first place. Not only should it never have happened,

but it should be illegal. If you and I do something that's unconstitutional to somebody else, we got a fucking jail. If you and I stifle somebody's pursuit of life liberty or pursuit of happiness by locking them into basement of our house, for example, we got a fucking prison for the rest of our lives. The CDC does it and then says,

well, you know what, okay, that was our bad. Now we're gonna take on guns. Like, not even a pause. You guys don't even want to reflect. Like, if you can't have to Supreme Court says that's inconstitutional, you should at least take a weekend off to think about what you did. But I mean, who put the eviction moratorium like that?

CDC. How is that? With deed. That's what the Supreme Court said. No, but I mean, like, but the CDC doesn't like legislate like that. I mean, like, where are you going to wear it? If nobody, I mean, who? Where did that come from?

Who had the CDC said no eviction moratoriums, and states it and states to the varying degrees said, yep, there we go, CDC says that it's a health order. It's a health order from the CDC, just like everything else, and the Supreme Court absolutely not. And they said, oh, well, okay, you can evict again. I'm like, yeah. They do it because nobody can stop them. You can't go to court because the courts are shut down.

And the Supreme Court's, well, fuck and take anything. Anyway. Yeah. You're having your mind around it. Well, no, I don't remember. Like it doesn't sound like the CDC would have the authority to do that. But they did.

Did they? There's no more to that story. Cronkston and Paselot. You have to pass a lot of stop evictions. Yeah, but the states ultimately decided like what they would or wouldn't do. It was like a recommendation, right? Again, and then I say, yeah, yeah.

Well, then the states say, yeah, so it's a CDC recommendation, right? Right, right. So, okay, so they don't have any actual authority to do that. It's just like, I don't know. I don't know. No, all the specifics. I know it's where it started and that's where they did it.

Oh, I don't doubt that. And then the states go, yeah. Yeah, that's what we're doing. Okay, let me see. Did you see the Antifa teacher? No. Oh, you see this guy? No, no, I don't know if I want to talk to you.

You have a video? Yeah, it's a project veritas though. All their videos are so sensationalized. they're chopped to shit. It's impossible to get anything out of. So it's actually just maybe miss a representative. No, no, he's totally being represented correctly. Oh, God, he says I have 18, 180 days to turn your kids into revolutionaries. Oh, that's got an antifa flag. Oh, great. Yeah. Some kids said that makes me uncomfortable because it's like a lot of not too bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's bad. And he said that's too bad. Maybe you should look at your own values. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. There you go. That's the anti-fascist. Yeah. That's they secretly recorded him. Yeah.

I love that. That's just the, it's funny. You know, it's, it's, it's old hat now to point out the hypocrisy, but that one is just, that one just smacks you in the face every time you hear it's like, I mean, I want that. Tifa stands for, look at how they act. Do those two things. There's, there's how they let's lie right to your face. You don't think that's funny at all. You don't think that's funny at all. I mean, it's, yeah. I forgot I was going to, like, at the right. So it got leaked and then there's some, like, parents' teachers meeting, or the parents are losing their, their parents are looking to murder the guy, right? Yeah, right.

But you're, you know, you're really lucky you didn't get killed by his parents. Yeah. Yeah. One of them doesn't care. Right. One of them's going through him, at least one's going through a messy divorce and custody. Well, that's what I'm adding. They're looking to prove something to God.

Yeah, you don't really fucking lucked out here. You did. You did. Okay, Australia news. Then we got some comments. Oh my God, what is it? There's a lot of stuff here. You want to hear about what college is going to be like for kids?

Sure. Sounds pretty exciting. Mm. Do do do. This is what Amherst is requiring of students, all of whom must be fully vaccinated unless granted medical religious exemption. Basically sit masked in classes before speedily returning

and let's read it as the Delta variant continues to plague the nation. The college announced on Tuesday that it is tightened its public health precautions for the first two and a half weeks of the fall semester. Amherst? Yeah. Restrictions include indoor double mask mandates, two. Yeah. Two COVID tests on arrival, a biweekly testing required a lot of twos. Yeah, I like twos. requirement. Two's. Yeah, two's. Yeah. Cause then if there's one positive and one negative, you just go with the worst one. Limits on indoor gathering sizes, off-campus travel restrictions and elimination of in-person dining services.

What I'm saying, you have to eat in your fucking room. You have to eat in a terrible experience. You're paying what 50 grand as semester for this, or your parents are? Indoor, oh is that? Indoor double mask, bandage. Oh, she hit the, I think. Elimination of in person, dining services.

Oh God. Have fun, kids. Yeah, no, it's not fun. Okay. How about Australia? What's going on there? They've randomly text you and you have 15 minutes to text them back a picture of your face that has to be where you are on an app.

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on. I haven't heard anything about this. Oh, this is. This is, this is comically fascist. Oh yeah, and then there's some video of guys held in the hotel room there. Yeah, here we go. Australia has,

people will be forced to download an app combining facial recognition geolocation. The state will text randomly and they'll have 15 minutes to take a picture of their face in the location where they're supposed to be if they fail, the police will be sent. Oh, what is going on? Uh, yeah. Yeah. What did you say here? And then the, this is what the government has to say about it. I think that premier Stephen Marshall says, I think every South Australian should feel pretty proud that we are the national pilot for a home-based quarantine app.

Oh, well, that's, yeah. You know, they don't have guns in Australia. Yeah, that was, do you think that, do you think that has anything to do with it? Do you think they could get away with this in America? No, no, no, for, I think for, probably a number of reasons. Yeah.

The thing that makes me think is, the fact that every cop- I don't know if it's just guns, but like, yeah, it's a different. God, I hope not. The only thing that gives me hope is that cops life expectancy after they retire is short. It's very short because they're so stressed out about all the guns everybody has pulling out on them at any moment to shoot them.

God, I hope, I hope that could never happen. But there you go. I wonder how many dick pics they're getting. Oh, you know, that's something that you would have thought of. I would have never in a million years thought of, but like it's actually, it's like, oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's happening. Could you imagine that? Yeah.

15 minutes, you got 15 minutes, not only do you have 15 minutes to answer, you would get to police called on you one of the time. You never answer your texts. True. Well, well, good luck with that, Australia. Okay, South Australia. So is that like, news premier? Is that South Australia?

So is that a certain state? I think so. So it's W. I always see that as well. New South Wales, yeah. Or maybe that's South Australia is different. Well, there's, New South, where I mean, there's different,

I think they call them states. I don't think they call them provinces. But there's, New South, I mean, there's different, I think they call them states. I don't think they call them provinces. But there's, yeah. Well, I don't know, but Stephen Marshall's in charge of it. That's all I know. Okay, here's some comments. Top Hat Turtles, Dick, I've been seeing these stories about emergency rooms overflowing with people,

Oding on Ivermectin. And now I'm seeing a statement from the hospital that it's totally fake and not an issue. Did you see this? No. But let me pull it up. It's funny. I saw this on acid and I think it's a profound art piece.

Let me see here. Rolling stone. Ivermectin. You know what Ivermectin is, that horse. I did the horse medicine. Paras parasite, uh, oh, well Rolling Stone, they also did the, they didn't vet the, that rape story. Remember that? So many years ago, a mattress girl.

Yeah. Rolling Stone is, is not a place to get factual news. It is absolutely. I don't even know how, I mean, I have a red Rolling Stone in fucking 10 years, but yeah, yeah, it's, uh, these are rolling stone in fucking 10 years, but yeah, it's these are not, these are not, these are not reporter journalists. Like these are, yeah. Yeah.

Let me, I'm just trying to find the actual like article with the picture. Yeah. Oh, here we go. Okay. So Rolling Stone says gunshot victims left waiting is horse dewormer, which is a gross misrepresentation. Yeah, I've never met them. Parasite.

You want a Nobel Prize for curing, like, for, inhumans, for curing parasitic blindness over the entire earth. Left waiting is horse dewormer, overdoses, over whelm, Oklahoma hospitals, doctors say. Now, that's the headline. Okay. Now, look at the picture. Yeah. Okay.

Gunshot victims, I still think it's, I still think it's just an amazing piece of art. Gunshot victims, left-weighting is horse dewormer overdoses, overwhelm, Oklahoma. Are we supposed to think those are gunshot Exactly I mean exactly funny I don't think anybody well, I mean but they show a line outside of something and then say How much longer is it gonna be I'm starting to bleed out here Not only that at least give me some fucking juice. Yeah, how much long is it going to be? I couldn't stop laughing. I was just getting out. I was

pushing on that. Are they implying that these are the gunshot victims waving outside? Just the horse people are like such a random. That doesn't, I mean, but that doesn't even, that might not even be at a hospital. They're just like, they can be lined up anywhere. Look, they're wearing winter clothes. It couldn't possibly be in Oklahoma right now. Yeah, it could possibly be. They're wearing a fucking parka. They're like their hands shoved in and their pockets like they're freezing. It couldn't possibly be a recent picture. What's the line for then? I don't know. All these gunshot victims left waiting. I mean, that sounds like Rolling Stone. Yeah, that sounds like Rolling Stone. It's so fucking stupid.

It's funny or the longer you look at it. Yeah. Assault lipstick. That red is too, that's too red. Assault lipstick. Assault lipstick, band. Federally banned. The suns have the same rights as women.

Yeah. Why not, right? Oh, fuck, George K, hide it. He put Josh Denny on blast too. You remember that dude? Josh Denny came in here in the studio, comedian. He came in here in the studio. Yeah, red hair, red beard.

Not, I mean, big guy. I do remember, oh yeah, yeah, he was really good, I think. Yeah, he was really good. Yeah, yeah guy. Big guy. I do remember, oh yeah, yeah. He was really good, I think. Yeah, he was really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. George Takeda put him on blast for making fun of that abortion bill. Oh, so he's got, so then the Food Network renounced him. That's right.

He was a foot. Right, he was a host. Oh, three years ago. I totally remember him. Yeah, Food Networks responded to George Takeda and all these people by saying they were they were announced Josh Denny Yeah, and they're sorry forever putting them on their platform like you're a channel for fat people. What are you talking about? Yeah, you're yeah Now I'm seeing a statement from the hospital that it's totally fake and not an issue. Yeah Yeah, Rolling Stone got busted for making that up or just believing a guy who didn't even work at the hospital anymore. Instead of people backtracking and maybe admitting they were too quick to believe

bullshit. They instead say that it's bad. We're at a point where the bullshit story is believable. Yeah. No, you're just gullible and desperate. Yeah, yeah, it's just false. just gollible and desperate. Yeah, yeah, no, it's just false. Just false. Just false. The quicker everybody calls out that shit, yeah, the better you're, you're going to be. That horse medicine. Stop just repeating. It's fucking horse medicine. It's not. It's a miracle. It's a miracle drug. Well, I think it's, I mean, I think it's primarily used in horses though. But why do you think that? What do you mean by primarily? I mean, because that's what I, that's what I, when I looked it up just briefly, that's

what they're, it's a parasitic. It's an animal, I mean, it's like antibiotics. They're used for all mammals, right? Yeah, but it's a different concentration. Well, that's, yeah, that's the thing, but I don't think it's like, it's, it has been used in people, but I don't think that's like a normal thing. No, it is, it's like it big in the third world because there's so many parasites in the third world. It's like life saving, it's a life saving drug for them.

Yeah, I think that the FDA hasn't, they don't approve it for use in humans, do they? I think so. Because we have other things. Oh, is that right? I think so. Well, I mean, we have lots of... Yeah. have other things. Oh, is that right? I think so. Well, I mean, we have lots of, yeah, I've remacked in FDA approved for parasites. I think it is. I don't know. Yeah, approved by the FDA to treat people with intestinal, intestinal, strong

lightings and something else caused by parasympath. Yeah. So it's not, yeah, it's not just a, you're right. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it fucking, maybe it helped. Yeah. It's not horse medicine. Not only it's a parasitic. It just annoys me when they're like, oh, these fucking idiots think horse medicine. Like, oh, you're gonna drink water like out of the toilet from idiocracy, like, well, it's not, yeah, Brando. It's not horse medicine. Yeah.

No, there are, we have, there are overlap between animals and people with medications all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, here's another one. Why should I care about lesbian bars? Don't read my name. Hey, Dick, I saw this on the dating app Hinge and thought you might find it funny. For context of rows in Hinge is basically a micro transaction where you buy one to send

to a girl on the app to stand out from the other 200 guys that also sent, so it's monetizing women's reproduction, reproduction, right? They're okay with that. They're okay with it then. 200 guys that also sent of Rose or already exchanging new, it's basically giving the app money for no reason. Why should I care about lesbian bars?

Let me see what you sent here. Buddy, I'll tell you why. You should care about lesbian bars. Let me see what you sent here. Buddy, I'll tell you why. You should carry about lesbian bars. Here we go. Hinge lesbian bars. Put it on the stream. You can get the video at patreon.com slash the dick show. Send a rose, save a lesbian bar. On August 8th, every rose you send in the US will help save a lesbian bar. Only one of only approximately 21 left in the US. There's only 21 lesbian bars left in the US. That cannot be true. I mean, is a woman ever bought you a drink? I could easily see how the bar could not turn a profit with a bunch of women showing out. You make a good point. And unless they're serving ice cream, guys go

to a bar by three girls of drink. And then who sang this death? Who sang this 21 left? Does it mean like lesbian, like, oh, like, like, lesbian bars cannot be, that's true though. There are, like, there's a lesbian, there's one lesbian bar in West Hollywood. There's a lesbian bar in North Hollywood. I really want what bar? I think it's called, I think it's called the open door. And it's only a lesbians or specifically, specifically catered to that clientele. Yeah. Well, there's two. There's 19 more that we gotta catch them all, Sean. It's because they want you thinking about lesbians.

That's why they think if you're thinking about lesbians, you're gonna give them more money. Has nothing to do with lesbians. They just wanna say lesbians. Just like putting tits on breast awareness stuff, on orange juice. For every orange juice you buy, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, that doesn't matter what it's,

hey, Dictrue rage, my rage is school tribalism. Dictue, you wanna know it makes me a rage, it's school tribalism, it's an extension of the way so many people peak in high school or college and then reminiscing about those years becomes the most important thing for the rest of their lives. Yeah. Except it's worse because they have a superiority complex about a dumbass school as well as themselves.

It's one thing I schoolers. Well, it becomes part of people's identity. Yeah, I went here or, you know, because kids have nothing important going on or they need to make things like that up, but it gets worse for college girls. I don't know if, I guess probably there's some people who are real obnoxious about their school. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

Yeah, for any person with half reasonable priorities, assuming they're part of a rich family or the generation that could afford college, it should work like this. You pick a school that offers good classes in the field you want. You do well at those classes and you work on whatever else you need to get in that field. You graduate, find a job and move on with building a life

where looking, your school is a vehicle to get you to the future. Every organization has a culture, but that should only matter to work staff, staff who work there. The students should be preoccupied with getting out of there. Yeah. I don't know. There's no point of this stupid culture of,

wow, I hate the other school. I don't really run into that, but maybe you do, and I don't really like sports. Well, that's what more in sports. You do. Yeah. You do. It gives you a chance to, it gives you a chance

to tout the institution you went to for the rest of your life. Yeah. You know, and how you're better than, I mean, you know, there's the huge rivalries and yeah, I only see the fun in it. Maybe that's just me. Yeah, I think the fun gets lost. I believe that. It certainly does for me. Yeah, I think the fun gets lost. Yeah. I believe that. It certainly does for countries.

Yeah, this is true. 15 months of dick and hopefully more Brian says, as of September 2nd, I have listened to all 273 episodes of the Dixia. Wow. I started this journey in June 2020. Geez. Over these past 15 months, I have averaged an amount

of dick that can't possibly be considered healthy. No. At a rate of over four episodes a week, yeah, that's very unhealthy. The laughs I have had because of you and Sean have been truly appreciated. Your impressions, antics, and stories have brought me a great deal of joy in trying to survive the monotony

and drain of everyday life. It was also fun to return the favor when I left a voicemail about stuck boats in March. The Stuck-O-S Canal. Oh yeah. I don't remember that voicemail, but I remember the Stuck-O-S Canal. Yeah, I do too.

That was hilarious. Quick shout out to my friends, oh, Jacob Henry and Gage, who got me listening to this show. We don't get a lot of these. No. Now it's time to run it back through the bonus episodes. Oh, you should have been listening to the bonus

the whole way, but you might step. PS, I would love another printing of the Moorlocks shirt would definitely spend 25 bucks for one. All right. Well, that's great. You can do. You know what that means? The show is binge worthy. Yeah.

That's good. That's good. That's not, that's, that's not to be underappreciated, I think. No, it's not. If somebody is that into it where they will just binge and I go, you know what, I'm just sick of this whole thing. Like I'm sick, yeah. No, get out of here.

Let me see. There we go. And let me just sign into this real fast. Right, what are you looking for? I fucked up and didn't, I've totally forgot about voicemails with the dog coming back. So I'm gonna have to do it live.

Oh, okay, let's do some advice. Does anybody in Discord have anything to say? Is Dick pregnant? No. Is Dick pregnant? Very strict. You're thin, right? Yeah, I'm like 200 pounds. Hey, look, I'm dying of...

Oh, Travis Touchdown has COVID. Oh, no. Good God, those tits. Enjoy your video, came, buddy. Uh, yeah. No. Nobody in there. Hmm.

Duh, duh, duh, duh. Okay, here's some advice. Regular advice or bonus sexting. Should I crank one during Oh, for advice, regular or bonus? Oh boy. Sexing. Is it? It's just ind regular or the bonus.

It's just indecisurable what you mean, buddy. Advice in all caps, regular or bonus comma sexting. So feel free to use it either on the regular or the bonus episode. And sexting is the topic. Yeah. Okay. Right. Should I crank one during?

So my mind is not thinking about pussy and sharper or stay hot to keep the charge going during sexting. Caviar, we're not fucking tonight. Is there a difference? Okay. I'm going to crank. You want to crank one or keep yourself hot. So the sexting is at a highest amount of titillation possible. And then crank one afterwards. Yeah. Because you're not allowed. And you're not fucking tonight. So, you know, you're going to get off one way or another. He's just asking when? He's asking if he should blow a load during the sexting and then talk about eating cereal. Yeah, sandwiches.

Her day. Yeah. I mean, if you crank one while you're texting, do you even want to text anymore? No, that's what I mean. Then like, no, your phone dies. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah, that's what happens.

Oh shit, my phone's at a, ah, my phone's at my score. Yep. Okay, that's good. So do whatever you want and then your phone dies a lot. Right, that's good advice. It does. Handsome genius.

How do I get rich? Hey, Dick, I need advice from a rich fuck. Current situation, I run a small business at 50,000 a year. In significant debt. All I own is a car, low fuck you, Maddox. No kids, no girlfriend, no obligations, and enough fiat to cover expenses for a year. I recently hit a $70,000 win with a crypto. Oh boy, why didn't you say which one?

And now I have more money than I have ever had at once before. Dick, how do I spin this decent financial position into lifelong wealth? How long do you want to live? That's how much, what do you want to live at for your life? Yeah, well, I mean, you know, so he's, sounds like he's, he's off to a good start, but I mean, you know, so he's, sounds like he's off to a good start, but I mean,

so he wants to, he's gonna need to make a lot more money than he's $70,000. Yeah, I mean, you know, you sure. I mean, that's good. I mean, for his age and he's, maybe he's an enterprise, young guy. I mean, hey, fucking good for you. There's people probably triple your age

who are way worse shaped than you. Yeah, most people. Yeah, they're fucked, but it's like, I your age who are way worse shaped than you. And they're most people. Yeah, they're fucked. But it's like, I mean, it almost sounds like he's asking for like, almost how do I, how do I change careers to make some fucking some real cash? You got to take that big win fall. No, I don't mean that disrespectfully, but.

Tastes. But it's like, I need this every month. I need this 70k every month. Yeah, well, I mean, how yet, right? Did you see social security they're saying is now going to run out in 12 years? Cause of benefits. Instead of like, instead of like 20, well, I was going to be like 20, 30. Yeah.

Or no, it was going to be like 50. It was like 20, 50. I heard 20, 40. Yeah. It was, yeah, it's going to be in some. Boomers are still alive. They're going to run out. I'm like, oh, you, that's going to be the, that's going to be your last, let's fuck you.

Fuck you. Is, is amending the Federal Reserve act to have household depository accounts so they can put money directly into people's accounts and they don't need to issue. That's going to be the transition from to two MMT is gonna be that fucking 12 year out of money bullshit. Cause you know, boomers, boomers are still gonna be alive. They're still gonna be able to get around, cause Pfizer has so much money.

It can now prolong their lives indefinitely. Well, it's like, yeah, the last fuck you. Every new age that they hit, the laws like benefit them. Yeah. So it's like, oh, we're still in the best position. Oh, now we're 80. We're still in like, oh, we're still in the best position. Oh, now we're 80. We're still in the best position. 90, still in the best position.

Man, I had an intergenerational wealth. Let me see if I had intergenerational wealth graph. I think I brought it in before, but it was per age what every age group has. Let me see here. Here we go. I might have brought it in before. Probably.

But it's baby boomers when they were 35, had 20% of the money, and now that there's 65, have 55% of them. So baby boomers own half of the wealth. Meanwhile, Gen X at 45 owns

less than what baby boomers started at. Millennials are less than Gen X at 45 owns less than what baby boomers started at. Millennials are less than Gen X started. They own up where they're at now. They own about 4% less than what baby boomers started at. They've done why? Baby boomers have done nothing. We invented the internet. We, all of the shit that you take for granted, we invented

the baby boomers invented absolutely fucking nothing. All they did was start a bunch of wars, the invented feminism. Thanks a lot. Yeah. No, they just, they stepped in to get the benefits of the generation that came before them and they've, and they've held onto it and made sure nobody could follow. Yeah, they pulled the ladder up. Oh, okay, what else is this guys here? I've researched a ton, but 99% of the advice is aimed at people who need to be told to have emergency funds because they can't stop buying TVs and cars on credit.

Yeah, really, really, it's more. It really is, like, Suz Orman books. Yeah, yeah. It's obviously, like, having a red one. Don't spend all your money. Don't spend all your money. Don't spend all your money.

I'm already DCAing into, dollar cost averaging into index funds. I'm not swapping my crypto back to Fiat, so I don't have to pay taxes yet. What is it that us Plebeians are missing? Oh, that you 1% fucks just kid. I mean, you gotta do it for a long time, but I don't know how old you are,

but you gotta do these things for. Yeah. You gotta do these things for a long time, but I don't know how old you are, but you got to do these things for, yeah, you got to do these things for a long time. And quite honestly, you got to grow your fucking business at 50,000 a year, you got to find people who will do what you're doing and then run them. Like, if you want, if you actually want, whatever you're doing, if you found something that you can do in America that makes money, find somebody you can train to do, find 10 people you can train to do it. And go get the business. That's how you make life long while.

50,000, you don't really scale. So you go to scale you. Either that or just become a crackhead crypto maniac and start throwing money around, start leveraging yourself out the ass. So you get $3 million wins or a million dollar losses and learn to live with that. There's two vary or some kind of mix of the ass. So you turn it. So you get $3 million wins or $1 million losses and learning to live with that. There's two very or some kind of mix of the two. Well, that's a thing. One is extreme

on both ends. And then like you said, I mean, he's probably young. So you do go the, you can go the conservative route and things. Well, like you said, what was you say, the most powerful force in the universe compound interest? Yeah. I sense that. You got, put 5% into crypto gambles every year. Why not? Take a little gamble every couple of months. Then cool off. Whether you win or lose, Dan G, misconnections, rage, blue balls. Hey, Dekinchon.

I work nights and I always park in the same spot because it's near the side entrance I use and it's directly under a security camera. Okay. Oh, where he works? Yeah. We're right off the highway, so a lot of truck drivers will use our parking lot as an overnight campground. Oh, okay.

Right. People are real protective about their fucking parking lots. Yeah. He's driving around parking in LA and there's just a fence around a totally open parking lot. Yeah, damn it. Does he care that like truckers use the, I mean, I don't know. They're probably just going to do a little meth there and, yeah, and bang, it trans. Maybe he's the two.

Yeah. But we don't give them any shit about it since they tend to park out of the way. I pulled into work last night and saw that one asshole apparently didn't understand the arrangement and had parked five spaces away from my spot. It wasn't a big deal. They had plenty of space to pull forward and if that wasn't enough, they had a clear 50 feet behind them if they needed more.

Basic shit, anyone with a CDL should be worth it. Was he blocked in? Or, no. Was he just saying, you parked too close to me and I'm afraid of a door ding? I don't know. I finished my shift. When I leave the building, their truck is gone

but there's a blue piece of paper under my windshield wipe. Oh Oh no. Fucking fake ticket. Well, the or just a note, right? Same. Yeah, one of the action. Like a few things infuriate me like someone else being wrong and they say, I am like that. Like, you know, the car thing where it's like, dude, true. Not only were you the fucking idiot, you fucking are yelling at me like I'm the fucking idiot. Yeah, I could fucking, I don't think death is too far for that person. Now I see what the rage blue balls means.

It read, this is a very large parking lot. Maybe in the future, you could find a place to park that isn't in front of the 60 foot trailer. Oh, so he kind of parked in front of the trailer? Is that, uh, or did the guy, or did the guy fucking pull in after he was there? He doesn't specify. He says, had parked five spaces away from, quote, my spot.

Yeah. So maybe that's his regular spot. Yeah. He just parked, it doesn't understand. Or it was like, oh, I pulled in, pulled in front. Now, it's like, now I can't pull through. Even though, really, I'm just, I'm borrowing this parking lot. Oh, I pulled in, pulled in front. No, it's like, no, I can't pull through even though really I'm just borrowing this parking lot right exactly there. Like it's an arrangement. It's like don't make waves and the owner will let you chill. I said, I wouldn't bet on it. Limpedic and

laughed while crumpling it up. The truck was gone. So they obviously managed to figure it out. They clearly weren't running behind schedule since they had time to write some note. The whole impotent gesture was like, I got home, I took a shower and then went to warm up some leftovers for breakfast. When I realized the microwave wasn't working, I asked, who the fuck are you to leave a note on my windshield, telling me where I can and can't park at my own job?

I guess the situation had more of an impact on me than I realized. My question of view is, what lie could I tell that would convince someone to let me see the security footage from a parking lot camera But not be a reason to get the police involved. I just need to see the face of this smug piece of shit Go go smooch yourselves Weage PS I'm assuming it was a man based on the penmanship even though all the other signs point to the contrary I don't know how do you get security tapes you dress up like the police know what I mean like how

How big a company is he working for? Good question. I mean, is it like a... To have HR? Do they have... Yeah, I mean, is it a thing like, hey, you know, like, I'm not sure, like, there was a, there's a truck, I've got a new dent in my, I've got a dinged my door. Yeah, I've got like a little crease in my bumper, you know, it's like, I don't know.

I want to win. I win there. There was a fucking truck behind me. I just don't know if he was, you know, can I like, I don't know. And when I went there, there was a fucking truck behind me. I just don't know if he was, you know, can I just, I wanna know if it happened here or somewhere else? I dropped my vaccine card. I need to see when I got the vaccine.

So I know when to go back for my second one. Maybe. I know when to get my fifth booster. Right. So I forgot the date. I might get it too early. So it's not effective. I need to see if, yeah, unless you're working for a big company with HR or whatever,

I would think you'd say anything. Yeah, seriously, just say there's a little damage or something that you didn't notice. And when you went out, there was a truck there at some point. And then hunt them down, hunt the guy down. And steal his car. It's leaving no it on his. We know there's a, I know what you did last summer or something like that.

That's right, sure. Fuck to fuck with them. All right, and let us know how that works out for you. Okay, I'm gonna play a save state corrupted song. He's got a new album coming out. It's not show related, but I like playing everybody's stuff. It comes out. It's called Walking Paralysis. We'll do a little bit of this. Waking Paralysis. Waking Paralysis. Sorry. We'll do a little bit of this and then do

some voicemails. I forgot how to do the exit to the show. If you listen to the Dick's Show, Patreon.com slash Dick's Show. See you next Tuesday.バラパターン ドラブル ドラブルドラブル ドラブル ドラブル ドラブル ドラブル ドラブル

ドラブルドラブル Do do do do. You know I keep forgetting to plug. What's that? The creep off episode. But I did with Carl and Vinnie Polly know. Right. It's on Patreon. That was fun. That guy's really funny.

He's a wrestling heel. Vinnie Polly know. So he said he's going to go at one of their next shows and tape deodorant under all the chairs at the wrestling arena and then tell everybody like an Oprah to reach under their chairs and pull out the deodorant. That's funny. Funny. Very funny. Alright, what am I doing here?

I don't know why I'm trying to separate these voicemails. Okay, waking paralysis, a safe state corrupted dot man camp dot com. I don't have a volume knob here, so I just have to press pause. You have a volume, you can lower it. Oh, wow. So much cleaner than what I was gonna do. Thank you, Sean. People are complaining about the audio

on biggest problem because you're not there. I think it's just because they know you're not there and they're thinking about it. Okay. Well, you're set up to where it just goes kind of like mastered out to a stereo track. So I don't think I'm doing a good job. I mean, I'm so harder.

I don't know, we can, I'll have to hear, send me what, the last one I'll see if we can adjust the template a little bit, because it's not being mixed after, it's going through everything at once. So, okay, here you go. Hey, Dick and Sean. Yo. I'm calling because I just encountered

the fucking pain in the ass, going to a lot of people for just one thing is. Yeah, it is. It is fucking the thing from the week on. Because you can't find it. The app is great. Is it? The whole thing has life changing.

OK, good to know. All plastic, not for the whole thing. Where it is in the store? Yeah, dude, I can't live it in the think of that. I don't pay. I'm so home people. This is bigger than hell. Because everyone't live it in think of that. I don't bet. So Home Depot, this is vinegar and the health. Because everyone is fucking sign the jam.

They're fucking sitting there because fucking Labor Day and there's no farmers in the house. Oh, yeah. And so I ask, fucking, I think he's in Home Depot. What is it rattling? I think it's a showerhead. Yeah. I think it's to it's a waste on the side, but you think it's a fucking shower head.

So we talk to the other guy. Is that what I know? This is proprietary, but I don't have Amazon or something. Find it on Amazon. What are you doing here? Go to Amazon. You got to get the app. Okay.

Totally changes. I don't do that. You don't have to interact with anybody at home, deep-owny more. It's so fucking great. I literally spend probably 80% of the time just trying to find the fucking thing. And then about, it'll show you stores me at you 15% of the time trying to find an employee

who knows and then 5% of the time actually doing the transaction. Apple changed your life. Okay. It did mine. All right. That's a good one. Hey, Dick, it's strong, Gong.

Oh, let me tell you what makes me a rage because this just happened. So I've had aquariums my whole life. And I have to change the water in like a 30-minute shore or I'm in and out of the bathroom filling up buckets and shit and like pouring out their buckets down the ring. Every woman I have ever dated takes the opportunity for me to be in the middle of this to go, oh hey, Mr. Schlange, can I please use the bathroom? And every time they drop just the nastiest shit in my toilet. Well, you're changing your woman every day has done this. I know it's a phenomena.

What are you dating? Every time. Every time. They think the fish smell is going to cover it up. So that's what they want to. I don't know. Like all the fish stink. cover it up. So that's what they want to add. I don't know. Like all the fish stink. My shit stink less than that.

Wrong. Women don't act like their shit doesn't stink. Just that it stinks less than, stinks less than yours. Right? Yeah. Obviously that's their deal. They probably think, wow, fish. If it's a fish shit, my shit.

It's changing out the water because it's gross and disgusting. I could slide this one in there. I got a moana built up in it and shit, my shit. Changing out the water, because it's gross and disgusting. I could slide this one in there. I got a moana built up in it and all kinds of shit. I mean, they just shit in tank. I thought about getting, for years, I've been like, God, I gotta get an aquarium again. You gotta get one. I used to have a saltwater tank.

Yeah, wine, what's stopping you? Just the, you know, taking care of it. Yeah, just kind of take a care of it and stuff. You're gonna be paying $6,000, but vet bills for your lionfish before you know it. Not for those. Not for those. There you go. Faptic and Vito, this is Rex sexton.

You have the wrong number in there. Whatever. Long time. I was just brushing up on the law that you will and in episode twenty one in october two thousand fourteen the co-host presented anti-vaxxers which today have most votes

though i just wanted to call out how ironic and full circle it i remember that the reboot is hosted by literally the biggest problem in the universe. Yeah. Oh, I like when they mix their audio sound effects into the call. Yeah, yeah.

It always sounds great. Go fuck yourself. Thank you, Rex. It is ironic, isn't it? They paved the way a long time ago for making it illegal to not get vaccinated. Right. Now we don't have it. I saw somebody say somebody from like a, somebody from an official organization say it's time we start treating the unvaccinated with the same stigma as drunk driving.

Hank. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Okay. Just say how far and when that doesn't work, then what? Like then what's the stigma? It's not, yeah, I don't know. People don't really need to understand, they understand it. They don't need an analogy. No, probably, analogies are,

I think you've said it, analogies, analogies are usually pretty clumsy. They're not, it's not, they're not really analogous to the thing. They, yeah, it's not, sometimes driving, sometimes, but they're thing. Yeah, it's not James Riving. Sometimes, but it's like, it's usually an exaggeration to make a point, but it's not drunk

driving. I was just wondering if we thought the world was a hundred. Just weird Matthew McCoy. I love the show. Be listening. Thank you. The world I am. I don't know about. No, the world.

I think he's still alive. That guy. Yeah. He sounded like maybe his world is ending. No, the world is just muting, evolving and becoming something more horrible than ever imagined. Yeah. As it has been doing since the beginning of time.

Yeah, but what makes their rage is, women's lack of priority when they enter a store at any given time. I just bought a new TV, love it, big, beautiful TV, but I was downing into the wall and I didn't have the right size real bad. I kind of really, I'll get one. Of course, that happens to it. Oh, but she knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I have to go get one. The only thing that's open is Walmart.

So I go front. Hey, babe, I got to run a Walmart real quick. Grab a drill. Best. Oh, I go with you. She says, Oh, can I come? No, I should have said no. No, you can't. I know. I have said no.

Yeah, there's going to be a lot of naked brains there. No, you can't. I know. I had said no. Yeah, there's going to be a lot of naked brains there. No, you can't go. We're good. You're right. All right, let her come along. We get in the Walmart. I need one thing. From one aisle.

I know exactly where it is. Oh, at least double because you're going to go for a look at this. One look at that. One look at that. You're in the bathroom section now. She's looking at fucking fake plants for a bridal shower that's got for six months. Meanwhile, I've got a brand new 65 inch TV at home.

It needs to be melted. I need to get my part and go. She's driving me through this shit. Then I get upset. She she's gonna throw a fucking shit. What am I supposed to do? I just want my fucking TV man. Well you fucked up. You knew you should have a brother. This isn't a fucking fun shopping trip. What did you want? What did you do on Amazon? What you do when we get home anyway.

Travel partner for the store? Well it was probably, you know, I mean, he was gonna, Travel partner for the store. Well, it was probably, you know, I mean, he was going to, he was going to probably get in a fight either way because the, hey, can I come is not really a question. Oh, you, yeah, probably. I know. I'm guessing. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's, excuse ready to go.

I'm going to say no to that. I'm coming. Yeah. Like, oh, I need to look at some things. Right? Can I come? No. My car seat is all messed up. Right. Seabell doesn't work. Right. Me needing to take it in. Yeah. Right. Right. Okay. Here we go.

There's really been make me rage. Is people's compulsion to have common ground with someone who have a disagreement with them? Well, totally fair. And I think you can agree that it's a fucking sickness. There's just needs to be caught out. That people just can't be uncomfortable having a different view between having a conversation. Yeah. It's reading. It's been a fucking urge.

Yeah. Well, to be fair, meeting in the middle, sometimes you're just wrong. Well, yeah, I mean, not everything, not everything is equal on both sides. Like that picture of the six and the nine, right? Have you ever seen that stupid meme? I don't think so. Some obnoxious boomer meme. I haven't seen it in a long time.

There's two guys looking at a six and a nine. There's like one perspective. He's right. And former was like, no, someone put it there and meant it to be one way, mean it to be both ways. That's right. It's not just a drawing somebody put on the ground. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't even mean it. It's actually a snail because I was drawing it from the other way because otherwise nobody would ever find their proper location of a building. Yeah. Is it six or is it not, I don't know, could be either one, it's not, you gotta have to knock on two doors for every place you're trying to get to.

Hey, Dick, you wanna make me a rage? Show us how Sean. Oh, I mean, you would, taping around a bunch of drunk, belligerent, awful degenerates. Oh man, that's wonderful, wisdom. The king sense of how the world works. So Sean, please show up at the next live one at least.

Yeah. Be great. Love you, boy. Preppler Rick out. Thanks, man. It's been a while since you've been at a show. You didn't go to Tampa because you didn't do the COVID. Yeah.

Yeah. That was a fun show. Oh, bet. Okay, maybe two. I really do miss meeting the people. Me too. I really do. Yeah. And I'm not fucking, you know, that's not me. I don't like, I don't like, I don't like huge gatherings like that. Like, I mean, I just don't like it's, but, but it's, it's great. It's great. I really genuinely enjoy the live shows.

Yeah. And I really never thought that I would. I think it's something that we have to, you know, we have to, you know, it's like, well, you kind of have to do it. Yeah. I mean, because it's like, they're paying a lot of money and stuff.

And that's in, you're right. It's like, well, you gotta, you gotta give it, go to the people, let the people talk to you and stuff like that. But they're genuinely enjoyable. If we had one in the OC, would you do it? I don't think we'd have one in LA, because the masks, maybe not.

But would you go, if there was in the OC, where there's no mask laws and stuff, can you? Yeah, I think so. All right, check it out. I think so, yeah, I mean, it's, yeah. Okay, DP. Hey, Sean, I'm Cheryl Pell, DP. Yo, DP. Hey, Sean, I'm sure you'll be able to make me a rage.

Honest to God is how much everybody feels like they have the right to control the people. And what I mean is in Grand Junk's My Life, they're... Oh, it's in Colorado, I'm curious. Stop the mandate, GJ. Stop the mandate, GJ.com. And all they're doing is the protesting outside the hospital saying, please sign this petition the police and the police and the petition because the

government should be able to manage the hospital workers when the hospital workers

when the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I'm doing the COVID. Yeah, I fucked this voice mail up. Oh, if you played this one, you're a fucking cock. Oh, that's too bad. I've never known him to bail on, maybe he finally crashes car while he's leaving a voice mail.

It's not like he dropped something. What is he, the government? Gotta get the government involved, do the ass. Yeah, I know, man. Ran junction, Colorado, I assume. I always stopped to mandate great junction. Well, I mean, he's lives in grand junction. I just, I always wondered, I don't know why I thought he was down in like San Diego area

or something. I kind of did too. I don't know why. I get this in my head where I think I know kind of where people are from. Yeah. And I have no, absolutely no basis for that. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.

Do you think we're going to get out of this without man without, do you think I'm going to get out of this without getting vaccinated or getting getting on a pill, a multi pills a day? Yeah, I think so. I think. I think you will because you're not, you're not a government employee or anything like that. Yeah. Now, I don't think I think that's good. I like to travel. It's the TSA is gonna be the crap. The fuck no, that's the thing and that's what's gonna be it. It's going to be certain agencies or that places that like you really like have a tough time being in life. Yeah. Out that are going to force people to do it. They let enough a refugee. They let enough Afghan refugees.

Like the chance of having an ISIS member in the Afghans refugees that we're taking is a lot. Yeah. It would have to be a zero. No, it's not zero. It says there are many documentation and since the Taliban had complete control over their bodily autonomy and they're like, all right, well, we killed this guy and just put an Afghan guy, one of our guys there. I mean, right? I mean, that's the obvious move. So some of those guys are ISIS guys, right? Sure, it's what bring them to America. It's what we would do. It's whatever country who wants to infiltrate another,

of course, of course. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. It's what viruses do. We all know, it's, it's the biological nature imperative to sneak in amongst other things. Yeah, sure.

So you get a bunch of them in there. We have a couple more ISIS terror attacks on like stadiums or whatever. Boom, TSA takes over stadium security, right? I mean, is that the move? Take over Metro security. You can have TSA agents, instead of every Metro stop and out. You can have TSA, the biggest fucking nightmare I can think of.

And then you got vaccine passports. Yeah, TSA. It just seems like so, it seems like that's possible, plausible. I mean, it's, you know, maybe it's not a non-zero chance. I don't know. I'm 50-50 again, whether I get out of this. Well, you know, that's probably, that's fair. That's safe.

I want more. Yeah. Drive through. Hey, dick. Oh, okay. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey. I just saw headliner local paper. Gay softball world series returns to Colombia. The gay softball. Right. That's interesting. Wow. A gay sporting event. I didn't know that. That's all exactly how many chicks are sitting that

on. That's your trans. They have the blood down through here, whatever. Yeah. Or that test off the round. But what is preventing you from getting a straight ringer? Is it just women though? There is no way. No, he so hey, hey, something. Have to be at a home run to prove that you're gay. Is it men? Oh, maybe it is men. Yeah. It's too easily exploited. It's for a true athletic competition.

Well, go fuck yourself and Sean's made you. I maybe they don't care if a couple straight people are on. Maybe it's just about being gay and having a good time and being gay. Because now, I mean, gay implies homosexual male, right? I mean, you don't, yeah, you're right. Yeah, like gay. Okay. You know, I mean, you're definitely differentiate now.

If, I mean, yeah, so gay male. So it's like, yeah, it seems like a, yeah. So it's a gay man's, that's what I think. See, but being straight in that gay men's softball competition is a deterrent because you're not working out as much as the gay. I mean, right? Probably true. There's, there's no reason. Like were you showing off for it? If you're straight there, there's not one of their bunch of rods that you're putting it up, you're all in for. No, the gay guys, they're

impressing other gay guys. Yeah. It's's not it's not the same as the trans stuff There's no advantage. There's no reason why yeah, I Promise you all the gay men do not throw like sissies. I care to you There's some gay men who are kick ass at softball and they probably want a couple of straight guys to fake like they're They're gonna be some of those gay guys praying who are who are trying to convert. Yeah, trying to convert. Buddy, don't fall into their trap of thinking that you need to trick them into playing at their gay softball

at their gay gay softball. You're just duping yourself. Yeah, you played yourself. You're gonna be sucking your way. You're gonna be sucking dick your way into the starting lineup. All right, goodbye, everybody. See ya, thank you.

All right, goodbye, everybody. See ya, thank you.