The Dick Show - Episode 277 - Dick on Raz0rfist

Episode Date: September 27, 2021

Raz0rfist calls in about the results of the AZ audit, my dad crashes his bike and loses his mind, Chris the Kiwi leaves reviews on brothels, KFC is illegal in New Zealand, bodies with vaginas are a thing now, my Christmas decorations for men, more advice on going to Greenland, and Brian Laundrie gets put in a self-defense situation; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

What is this that they're doing? Some sort of pornography? No, as long as it's not a possum. What do you think about this lady, Sean? I can't see it. You can't see that picture? Not really. How about now?

Can you see it now? What do you think of that? Where'd it go? Did she delete it? You don't remember it in your mind? Did you see it for a second? It looked like she was like laying face down. Yeah.

That's how fuck you and your possums. What do you have any opinions on that? Lady laying face down? I couldn't see like she looked like super toned for what I could see. That's the trans lady that you were looking at, show. That's why. That's why I see because I was like the leg muscles, right?

Yeah. Yeah, that's all I could really see. I think you all you have to know you can't get caught. Well, I couldn't see it that good, but you almost got caught. It looked pretty mussely. You can't say it. Pretty sinewy. No, the picture. Oh, the picture. You can't say that. You can't refer to the picture as it. Are you sure? Pretty sure. say that you can't refer to the picture as it. Are you sure? Pretty sure. You shouldn't even be referring to it actually. How many, how many genders does a picture have?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, don't say these sorts of things. It's a spectrum, infinity. It's an infinity of genders, that it does have. Get all these animals. Yeah, they love possums in there, I don't know why. I have to admit, they do find like the cutest pictures of a fucking hideous animal. Yeah. Okay, what do I have

here? I got all my tools in one place as you can see. Cool. Took me an hour to find them all. Yeah. To put them together. The staple gun I always have problems with. Finding or using. Only finding. Okay. I can cut right through a cord with that thing, no problem. I'm going to hang a cord up. I'll slice right through that thing.

You're put up Christmas lights and somebody, definitely not me, had missed and left a staple in the Christmas lights and you have them plugged in just to make sure before you put them up and you touch the staple. I've done that. Now I do. The hell's biting me. I do a thing called throwing Christmas lights in the yard where I buy I go to CVS or something at the beginning of at the beginning of the last week before Christmas. Yeah. And I buy the cheapest lights I can get. And then I plug them in. And then I throw them

in the yard. And if they get, if they are untangled, that's fine. If they stay tangled up, I'll try to throw them at something. But those are your decorations. That's my decoration. So nothing needs to, you don't need an ale gun or a staple gun or anything. I just got to try to remember to turn the sprinklers off. You're like the Jackson Pollock of Christmas decorations. I believe that's true. Yeah. Because the laser grids and stuff, it's become so, the whole country is blanketed in advertisements advertising what happiness, inflatable,

santas, and inflatable Charlie Burns, and all this shit. My yard is an example of what you do. The bare minimum of effort, not none, but less than none. Yeah. Just the light just thrown out. It's an indictment on, you know, capitalism around Christmas time. I think that's what it is.

Well, maybe not the capitalism. I don't know. Maybe something else. It just sounds capitalism. I don't know. It's an indictment you can be sure. It's an indictment against men doing work and wasting money on their sea.

Because you women go around Christmas time. What time of year is it? It's almost Christmas. It's practically Christmas. I mean, as soon as the pumpkin spice goes out, well, Christmas stuff has been in stores, I think, for, I mean, I don't know if everybody's decked out their, their halls with Christmas.

They're in this. Yeah, but it's, it does, it's not too early to start seeing all that shit around, for sure. No, and mine is, my decorations are an indictment on what men have to suffer through every Christmas by getting their paychecks raped by women and kids and decorations and their time, their time destroyed, taken from them, taxed away from them when they need it most to put this shit up. Guy, women go through the neighborhood and go, look at all these lights. Oh, look

at this house. Oh, look at this house. But in my mind, you're driving your wife and your kids through my neighborhood. Yeah. And they come to my house and the woman's face falls. And the kids go, will you get her? will you get her the hell away from Sean? She's there's an elephant. There's a car way. She'll find it. Look, look at this. Dick, Dick completely, he got all the cords off. He like mounted the power strip and stuff and she found the one cord.

The problem is everything in here tastes like beer and smells like beer. That's probably true. She's wants to bite at it. The woman's, we'll see my house and a face will fall. The kids will go, what's going on with that house? So don't look at that house. Don't look at them. They'll say is he Jewish?

We saw some people you were explaining how Jewish people and Islam's like they don't put lights out and dads in the front seat going, no, he's not Jewish because he's got, you can see that he's got lights out there. He's doing it for all of us. Whatever. He got a little little, just a little glimmer, his little light that's almost snuffed out inside him, grew three sizes that day.

And the rest of the car died a little. Yeah. And the, and the young son in the back seat gets a little spark of inspiration. And then I have, you mean you mean you can do this? You can just do whatever you want. And then that goes, you know, you'll have to weigh those choices. He did this. He made this choice.

This was a choice. And then I have a big blow up of a Gabby Petito, a picture of Gabby Petito and it says, live, laugh, love, and live is crossed out. That's my, yeah, that's what's on the other end of my Christmas experience. Yes. Presenting.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. So you know that one. You know that reference. Thank you. Yeah. You got to show us a contest. Can you lie for a month? I'm fucking deep in the heart of the city failure.

I'm hosting my video, the 20 million out of man voted America's where's Mexican 128 weeks running. Joining me is always this world touring LA based comedian Sean the auto engineer. Hello dick. What's that buddy? I think I'm starting to switch half of the ends with M's

in that. Oh, I didn't notice. Canadian, Canadian, world touring, Canadian. Is that, does any race do that? I didn't notice. Canemian, canemian, world touring, canemian. Canemian. Is that, does any race do that? Canemian, canemian, switch their ends and their ends. Fun.

I don't think so. Brian Laundry's on the loose. Do you know where he is? Who's that? Brian Laundry. He's a guy who is put in a self-defense situation by his girlfriend. And then she wound up dead somewhere.

Did you didn't read about that, Sean? I did not. And then she wound up dead somewhere. Did you didn't read about that, Sean? I did not. But, it's the OJ of our time. Really? These kids' times, I'm gonna go down the freeway with a big sign. Set laundry free, let laundry go. Take the laundry out.

Like that, that's the guy. It's two people that live in a van, Sean. Yeah. And the world is just, and the world is just wrapped up in their story of domestic violence and murder. Two people that live in a fucking van. Oh my God, they lived in a van, you say? Wow.

If you lived in a van, I mean, I give, you're practically dead. Well, I mean, you can have the greatest relationship of all time. You live in a van, you could have the greatest relationship of all time. The most, you live in a van, you got a week tops before somebody kills the other one. Yeah. There's no way. There's no way.

The smallest fucking studio apartment in New York is bigger than a fucking, I can barely live on the same earth with women. And they're living in a van down by a river. They're living in a van down by a fucking river, John. It's like living in a walk in closet with a river. It's like living in a van down by a fucking river, Sean. It's like living in a walk in closet with another person. It's like living in their head. It's like a black mirror episode where you both get downloaded into a toy.

It's your brain. Ooh, isn't that trippy and weird? We're right there with technology. The Roomba gets stuck on a couch, but we're almost about to download your brain into a skateboard. And then a guy'll skateboard up your ass. Whoa.

And your gay. Oh, wow. Technology's doing all this. Whoa. Oh, a guy fucked a pig. Oh, my God. That's fucking mind blowing. My mind is blown.

If anyone knows we're behind lingerie, please tell them that I run a network of men that will help him. What's the, we can get him, we can get him to safety. What's the story? I don't, honestly, you know what? The story is that women will do anything to project their past history of terrible relationships onto anything that happens.

That's the real story here, okay? That's the real, all we know is, at some point the cops pulled these people over and she had kicked the shit out of him and scratched him up, the woman had. So I guess maybe she tried it one too many times. She fucked around one too many, she said, we don't know anything, we don't know anything.

Maybe she pulled the classic woman, who dropped me off here, I'll walk home. I think I'm being treated like this. Okay, walk. Yeah. See how that works out for you. I can't believe he left me. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Here's such comments. I think I've told the story. My friend left a girl, he took to Vegas in Vegas. Amazing. Yeah. What happened? Did she die? No, she didn't die, but we got a lot of phone calls

at the house. I got a lot of phone calls at the house. Yeah. Jury is. He just, I mean, he's not a yellow to me. I don't really think that's going to fix his problems. No idea. I talked him from the road. He's like, yep. Fuck her. Couldn't, Couldn't deal with her. It's out of her mind. It's left her in fucking Vegas. Praying for Gabby Petito's family, it's obvious Brian Kilder. People were so quick to talk about how she physically abused him,

but failed to mention how he was mentally abusive. He was passive aggressive and controlling. That's the, it's every single one. You wanna know women are? You wanna know what women are in their black hearts? Passive aggressive. Oh God. Go read the comments.

You gotta come with something, you know, but if you wanna put those on equal ground, you're gonna need something more than passive aggressive. You're gonna wish I was passive aggressive. Biotch. Oh, you don't like passive aggressive, huh? We got another one. Aggressive. How about just the graph, huh? We got another one. Aggressive.

How about just the graph there? Yeah. Hmm. Oh, God, whatever. W-A-T-P crossover. Great episode. God was it ever. Great episode.

We had a fourth. Vinnie Paulineau, who was great. You were afraid he was gonna fuck it up. No, I was. But putting in constantly, I think I remember you saying. No, no, no, I think Carl, what? No, I thought that remember you saying, no, no, I think Carl what no, I thought that four, I thought that four would be a lot. And I think it was more, everybody was almost

more considerate because they're with the new or three other people. Very polite. So people, yeah, but when people, they're all a lot of zingers. Yeah, there were a lot of zingers. You got one up zing. You were even Sean talks about it after the show. Like he's talking like he's like like he's fucking Tom Brady talking about you know I really could have hit that zinger he's like and then he came in and up zing to me and I was like, yep, that's good. Gotta give it to you. No, it's a no man.

That's so much better. Yeah, I made a very quick. I made a very quick mentally ill pun as I do. And then he yeah, then he made it better. Patreon.com slash the better. You made it. You made it. You made it. You made it.

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You made it. You made it better. You made it better. You made it better. You made got to preface this with when we were, it's, the moral of the story is that bicyclers are not, bicyclers can do you harm no matter where you are, not just on the road. They don't belong on the road, but even when bicyclers are minding their own business, they can still affect you negatively wherever you are, even if your dozens of miles away, right? Mining your own business. There's stupid hobby of riding bicycles that go and bicycles that are too much bicycle for them, as I'm going to tell you in a moment, they can still mess up your day.

My sister and my mom were having coffee somewhere and my dad was supposed to meet them for some reason. My mom and my sister liked, they all liked to drive each other places. Okay. I don't know. They're always, they need three people to move two cars at all times.

And nobody knows where they like to mix their cars around and take one car over to one place, so that if you go anywhere, you've got to unwind the series of goat chicken and fox chicken and bird and chicken seed before you get everybody home. Right. Takes two hours every day to get them somewhere and then get them back. It's like, well, drive over your house.

You pick me up, then you drive me back over to my house and pick up the meat eating machine and then take the meat eating machine back over your house. Well, I'll take you back to your house. Like, all right. What is the, do you guys just not all have one, just have your car? Like it looks like you, like mask. It has your, it has like a mirror of you. Yeah. And then you take it everywhere, right?

Okay. So I don't mind if this you're eating coffee somewhere. They like to eat it. Yeah. And they get a call. And yeah, I say eat it for us. And my dad is supposed to meet them. He doesn't show up.

And that's unlike him. Yeah, not to not show up. So they're calling him calling him. This is like how far from their house? It's like a 30 minute bike ride. Maybe a 40 minute bike ride. He's supposed to ride his bike and meet them there. Mm-hmm.

Right? Writing bicycles at his age. Big fucking mistake. Probably texting the whole time too. Cause I know our calling somebody or listening to Jim Kramer's mad money or something. Well, he does like to, he can't wait to, he can't wait to call Dick and tell him what Jim Kramer said. Like he also doesn't listen to mad money. I do listen to mad money.

Yes. What are you going to say? Well, no, I was going to say, we talked about, I think last week of the week before how he'll always call you when he's doing something else, like moving in and out of a coverage zone. I get half of a dad calling me. Yeah. Better than most. Why don't you just call from home?

No, he's got the signal that comes in. He's got the signal that comes in. Yeah. At home. So call, call, call them, they get no response. So my mom gets a call from my dad like an hour late, he's like an hour late, right? And he doesn't know why he called.

He has no, he has no remembrance of having to go there to eat lunch with them or pick up their cars or whatever. They ask him, were you riding your bike? What do you mean? I thought you were riding your bike over, and you go, I don't know, I don't remember anything about that. I have no memory of anything at all.

Doesn't even, he doesn't even know why he called. So my sister's like, okay, well, we gotta go to the hospital because you're a broken. Yeah. We gotta catch in some of this Medicare at some point. We're taking you to the hospital to figure out, my mom's having a meltdown. She's like, what are you,

he's like, I'm thinking wrong? He really thinks I'm thinking. Wrong with them. Wait, where? Dude, no memory. Where was he? He was at home. He was just sitting there. And it was like, what about your bike?

Because I don't know what you're talking about. What do they make the plans? That day. That day. Yeah. Oh. So my sister calls me freaking out. She's like, what, I'm like, oh my god.

Something, this is, what is he got to mention? Something. She goes, I have no idea. I'm driving over there to take him to, this is, what has he got to mention or something? She goes, I have no idea, I'm driving over there to take him to the hospital. So I pull up, I think he's got fucking, poor deesca, what's that? Okay, oh weed? I think so, yeah.

No, that guy could, he could outsmoke, cheat and chong, I think. He's like Martha Stewart, across with Snoop Dogg. Oh, she is. He, so I pull up to find my friends map where it says where everybody's phone is, that you know, your family and friends, and if you make the horrible mistake

of sharing your girlfriend on it too, then also them. I pull up to find my friends app, which shows you where everybody's phone is, his phone's out in the fucking middle of nowhere. What? Yeah. Like what in the, what the fuck is going on? So I start calling his phone.

Yeah, no answer, right? And I'm like, well, better stop calling. It's all over if it's on like 1% like what, what the hell happened to this guy? Yeah, what did he get mugged? Did he get picked up by aliens and ass raped? Or something and then had his mind wiped and dropped? No memory of anything.

Wow. So they take him to the hospital and I just just like, dude, he's fucking gone. He can't remember, he can't remember for 10 fucking seconds. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go get the phone and try to figure out what happened. So I put an alert on the phone, saying if it moves, notify me.

Yeah, that's how the thing works, right? So I'm like imagining the phone's just lying in the dirt somewhere, if some hobo, hill, billy, if some homeless person like Gabby Petito picks it up, I wanna know so I could show up and beat their ass, right? I wanna do a take in thing with them, you have my father's phone. I have a set of skills to bully people online.

Right, and I want you to know, yeah, you know what I mean? I do. Just so I can hear in the background, I go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, that. That guy, he's on the trunk of a car, but he has a recording of going by a monkey factory. Oh, gotcha. Well, doesn't the amazing ass-dawing car, right? Like, what do you see?

Or like, what do you need? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, he can piece together, you know, what I was going to do. Yeah. Call me up. So I call him up. This is Mexican dude. And I said, hey, you have my dad's phone.

So yeah. I took him home. I took him home. Like, what? Okay. Yeah. He said, hey, you have my dad's phone. So yeah, I took him home. Like what? Okay. Yeah. Holtz, where wherever you don't drop that phone,

just carry it with you. I'll find you in like a half hour. Yeah. Okay. So I find him half hour later, my dad's in the hospital. Fucking hand broken. Damn. He's all messed up.

Damn. I'll cut up, right? So, when you know why he doesn't remember up. Dan, I'll cut up, right? So, we know why he doesn't remember. Yeah, yeah, and I have to preface this by saying, when we were mountain biking in Tahoe, and I, my bicycle, I hate bicycling, I don't get into it, I don't understand it, it's tiring going uphill, I don't understand the gears,

because they're not, they don't work right. Like, I understand gears as an engineer and as a smart man. Yeah, I understand how gears work. Just for sizes and yeah. But you've got the front, sprockets, and the rear sprockets. Whatever.

Yeah. I've made Lego techniques in my life. I understand how gear ratios work. Big one, small one, press the button and it goes, but no matter what I press, either it doesn't work and the change, I always press the button that pops the chain off the bike no matter what.

Really? Okay, so that's fucking done, or I go the wrong way and make it like a nightmare and word using mode and I can never get back to the mode that was merely miserable. Like I see guys, tu tu tu tu tu tu going up, 90 degree slopes, going straight up the side of a building, just pedaling, ta da da dada-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Yeah, rocks. People are going to say, why you have rocks in your car? Yeah. And then you got to come up with, I don't know, officer.

They, I had them in my pocket. Yeah. Cause I felt like, step out of the car, please. But you have a bunch of batteries. Like, what do you mean? Yeah. Everybody has batteries. Not everyone has batteries.

It's an electric car. You dumb dumb. I got all kinds of shit in here. You don't have any batteries in your police car? Geez. What was I saying? What are you putting the sock to beat homeless people with? Yeah.

Oranges? Yeah. What if you forget your sock to beat homeless people with? Yeah, oranges? Yeah. What if you forget your, forget your fucking, your sap at home, you know, or your cock, whatever. You idiot. So I find the guy, I say, what happened? And he goes, oh yeah, it's fucking wild. Your dad is screaming down, he says this all in,

you know, Mexican, not Spanish, but English that's difficult to understand. Right. He says, he's bombing ass down the street. Yeah. Bombing. He needs to go. He spent like 10 seconds going, I don't know, shit.

Yeah, going, as if to say, going way too fast for an old man. He's like, he's like, you remember when Biden was pulling his dogs tails and slipped? You're trying to fuck his dog or something? That's what it reminded me of. That's what you was trying to say in Mexican. Like not Spanish. He's like, okay, I get it. Oh, yeah. Okay, you've successfully identified my father. Yes. He was doing things and you went, what the fuck is that guy? Yeah, you got, yeah, that was him. Okay. And he goes, we looked away, and look back the next second and he is totally destroyed. Why wiped out, tumbling over, and I said,

you can laugh. And what, where was he? Closer to their house or like, close to home. Yeah, he's like a couple of five miles from home or something like that. Where he was wearing a helmet too. But he was going to the place. He was going to meet my mom and his sister.

Okay. Wipeed out hard. You see, they go stand him up, stand him up, probably, you know, take his wallet, stuff like, what you do, as you do. Whatever, I mean, it's kind of a good Samaritan tax. Yeah, you know. So they say, it's the marginal Samaritan.

Yeah, they said, I'm gonna help, but how about a little sum of the effort? A little sum of the effort. I could have just left you there. You would have liked me to have this money, right? Yeah. So they said, are you okay?

Because yeah. And they said, all right, most of them, they said, all right, well, go do you shit, right? And one guy, the guy who had his phone said, I don't think, I mean, he said,

I didn't think he was all right. And I was like was like, bro, yeah, fucking thank you. So because I said, do you want to go? Not really. They're not the best judge. Yeah. Cause it is like seeing an old man. Yeah, it's kind of, it's shocking. I mean, different from like, like a systemic shock, but it's like, you're kind of, when stuff like that happens, all you go, if I say, I'm okay, I'm okay, like it's supposed to be okay. I don't know, I have no memory of how I've ever felt. So yeah, I'm not, and he's all fucking,

like fucking bleeding out of his brain and shit. So he goes, yeah, I didn't think he was okay. So I asked him if he wanted to go home and he said yes. I was like, okay, so then I went back to their house after piecing that part together. He came in, dropped my dad off, dropped his bike in the middle of the driveway, where it is, I mean, fucking seat, torn up, handlebars, all fucked up.

I go, wow, this is how he takes me to the side of the crash, which is a concrete barrier and a gigantic fucking rock, like a Matt Jarbo size, like a rock, the a rock the size of of of me curled up into a ball, but not his not his fat. It's a folder. That's biggest meat. Yes, a folder, but not his fat. So I'm like, okay. So yeah, he was going right through here, right through like a dead man's alley, fast as fuck. And then we look away, look back and he's totally wiped out, destroyed flipping around like, oh my God. okay, so you clearly, he clearly hissed his head. Oh.

And going about a million miles an hour at 70 or however the fuck, way too old to be doing any of this. He's in the 60s, right? He's got, his font is so big on his phone that it's one letter, the screen at a time. Yeah. So it takes him about a half hour. He's got to read it like Morse code and go like, A, right, R, R, Swipe, E, E, he writes it down as he goes.

On another, because you have to remember six letters back of five minutes ago. That's easy to go. So I go home, I try to go to my parents house. He dropped his bike off. He came inside and I kind of traced through his steps. So he goes gloves off. He tried to clean all the of traced through his steps. So his gloves off. He tried to clean

all the blood off of his face. I just on at the sink because it's like bloody rags and shit all over. I'm like, all right, mom doesn't need to see this. I'm gonna throw this shit away. Yeah, right. I think it's not bad enough. Meanwhile, they come home a little bit later. It's like fucking memento. You always see on TV, people with amnesia, forgetting his hand is broken. So he's in like this wrap around cast thing, no kind of blood brain thing. The guy, the doctor just says,

well, he's just, his head's just fucked. He's got a concussion. It'll come back and then fucking rattled. We don't know. But he hit his, he's like this bruised, this fucking nasty bruise of where the helmet hit. So hard on the head that it left a bruise like this. Jesus, it probably, yeah, he didn't have a helmet,

probably would have killed him. Oh yeah, I mean, I'd be fucking great rolling in the dough right? Jesus drive my ass car around. Baby posting on social media, oh my dad died. Send me pictures of your tits. By the way, I didn't finish my story in Tahoe where I wrecked, I got in this horrific bicycle wreck

going down at the very last bit, flipped over the handlebars. Over the handlebars, fucked up my back. So I was like lying like Homer when he tried to jump over Snake River Canyon, right? Had to get dragged off and picked up by my brother-in-law. My dad would not stop laughing about that for years.

Still to this day, before this horrific accident that he did, that he didn't need to do, because he was going too fast. He just bought a new bike too. That was the best part. He bought the fastest. He bought a bike that said for ages 20 to 65. And then thought, wow. Right out time back in. I'm just right outside. That's just a number.

Just a number. Yeah. Oh my God. So, Jesus. Well, last thing he wanted to do right now, it's funny. No, he came home. It was like every 10 seconds. It was, where am I?

What's, is my hand broken? Oh God, I must have, did I have wrecked when I go, you wrecked your bicycle? And you go, oh God, I must have hit my head. I'm like, yeah, but then you go like, well, why would I have hit my head? You wrecked your bicycle. It's like, oh wow.

I must have hit my head. I was like, oh, wow, I must have hit my head. I was like, oh my God, dude, your memory is fucked. Like legitimately, yeah. Fucking brain rattled. It's crazy. You could say, it was exact, you could say anything you wanted. Like, you wrecked, because your bike seat was off. You put a dildo on the seat and you were,

you thought it was funny as hell until, but it was the back of your brain. God damn, your brain. Man, if he, if he've had us had any harder, he'd be fucking holy field. And he's, I mean, he, I thought he was repeating and memory was shit was bad already. Yeah.

This is a whole other level of hell to look forward to. And this is like a glimpse into the future of what it's gonna be going to my parents' house in 30 years, right? So I ended up making a sign for him saying, you wrecked your bike, I wrote a sign that said, you wrecked your bike. You hit your head.

You hit your head. Yeah. And then I thought, well, if that, if I was reading a sign like that, I would get freaked out that it was permanent. So then I wrote number three, it will get better. Right, I don't know. So then I put the sign up in front of him

where he was sitting on the, because he couldn't, you know, he can't, he forgets, if he's not looking at his hand, he forgets that it's broken. Sure, then he's like, what the fuck? It's like, yeah, he's like, I'm gonna go dip in the pool. I'm like, my fuck are you fucking hands in a cast?

You're not tipping the pool, he's like, it is? I broke my hand. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude, hours, hours of that. What are you doing up here? I'm like, I came up to look for your fucking phone. He's like, well, why did I lose my phone? Cause you're breaking your fucking bike. Yeah. But it's funny, like, you know I'm like, I came up to look for your fucking phone. He's like, well, why did I lose my phone? Because you're right, you fucking bike. Yeah.

But it's funny. Like, you know, I mean, I didn't get upset. That's, that's fucking wild. Uh, so I wrote this sign for him. You wrecked your bike, right? You hit your head. It'll get better. And he goes, huh, you wrecked your bike. Who is this for? Oh my God. You can't, you can't win. It's like the greatest, it's like the greatest like fucking with somebody of all time. If he had the presence of mine to do that, it's like, there's always something that you couldn't have covered. Yeah, there's always, there's always a question

that you couldn't have covered. It was great. So I'm like, oh, okay. So I wrote to, I wrote this, and then you know, a dad on the top, Colin, and then he goes, oh, I wrecked my butt. Oh, I must have hit my, oh, so as he goes, oh, I wrecked my butt. Oh, I must have hit my, oh, as it went, finally.

It was so weird watching. Yeah. That's me, right? Yeah, that's me. Okay, he remembered everything up until that morning, everything, everything, just like memento. Yeah. And then he would say, oh shit, it's just like memento.

And we would laugh and he'd say, how many times have I said that before? Like 80, dude. But he remembers memento. Oh, yes, everything. You remember who we were? And the fucking sign, the funniest, most cruelly ironic part was that the fucking sign reminded him of a song that he heard when he was a kid. This song that was like so fucking, so he would read this every 10 seconds. He would come back, read the sign, and then laugh, because he just would connect it

to this fucking song that he heard as a kid, and then he would sing the whole song. Is this a song a famous song? Or just like so fuck you or something like that? Like, fuck you. So fuck you and he's like, it reminds me of a song and then he would sing the song like, oh my god, why am I no creative song that never ends?

Yeah. Like, why couldn't it remind you of anything else, but a song that you sang about a hundred times that day? How's he doing now? Called him the next day. Yeah. And he said, and this is what day did this happen? Tuesday.

Tuesday. This is the day before. I had to tell Carl, pick whatever show, because I'm with my dad in the hospital. I'm not going to be really at a time. Yeah. To listen to fucking Gaysian, pick whatever show, because I'm with my dad in the hospital. I'm not gonna be really at a time. Yeah, to listen to fucking gays and fat brides doing math or whatever, we're making fun of this week, most weirdos.

The next day, I call him up and goes, oh yeah, I don't remember anything, I don't remember anything yesterday before the Dodgers game in the eighth inning where they were tied four to four. Oh my God, unbelievable. Dodgers brought in the eighth inning where they were tied four to four. I'm unbelievable. Dodgers brought your, the Dodgers brought you back. Yeah. Uh, but the lesson is,

Wow. Bicyclers can't, they don't, you got to destroy their bikes. No matter where you are. Yeah. They'll cause you problems. They've got to be saved from themselves and, yeah. And you buy proxy. You know, my mom says them, says to him too, They've got to be saved from themselves and yeah, and you by proxy.

You know, my mom says them with him says to him too. It's brains all fucking scrambled for dinner. She goes, what do you want? What do you want to eat? Yeah. Why would you do that to him? He's got no care. Remember 10 seconds.

So see nobody likes. It's going to change like what do you? No matter what he says when it shows up, he's going to have no idea. I would have thought that you're still making dinner tonight, right? Yeah. Uh, funny. Unbelievable. Anyway, that's what it was so, it was so funny seeing an actual television amnesia

in front of you. Because you never thought it was that real. Yeah, I tried. I was gonna hit him on the head to see if it could come back. Right, right. Yeah, but my mom stopped me. Yeah, because she wanted to do it.

That's right. She wanted to do it. Yeah. Okay. Jesus. I don't know. Maybe it's funny for people. Bodies with vaginas, Sean.

Okay. That's what we're calling them. Yeah. The Lancet has released something about periods. Historically, the anatomy and physio, they're having a menstrual blood museum. To silence, the silence shame and stigma surrounding menstruation are increasingly being challenged

from various cultural domains. No specific culture, they want to call out increasingly being challenged from various cultural domains. No specific culture, they want to call out for stigmatizing menstruation. Just all of them, you understand. No kind of backwater, cultures located in any regions that could be identified. It's just a generic we want to stop. So they go on to say

historically the anatomy and physiology of bodies with vaginas. I mean, this is to lessen the shame and stigma of menstruation. Right. How dehumanizing bodies with vaginas. It's like vaginas. I mean, do they have, I mean, are they dead, alive? Well, do they have any, is there any consciousness connected to that? Oh, you know, just a clump of cells.

Just a clump of cells. It's a clump of cells with vagina. Yeah. Clumps of cells with vaginas have been, with vaginas has been neglected. For example, the positive and understanding of endometriosis, they're going to slap me with endometriosis after these with vaginas. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got your demo.

You got your audience lined right up. Fucking, oh, yeah, it's telling me more about endometriosis on bodies with vaginas. The way women's pain has been seen, oh, well, they messed it up immediately after. It's more than likely to have an emotional or psychological clause. A hangover from centuries of theorizing about hysteria. Those aren't theories. Those are true. The next century is right there. Yeah. I mean, clearly, some one's been hysterical

over the centuries. It's been millennia, millennia's too, darling. The exhibition hundreds of thousands of years that we've been dealing with you shit. The exhibition at the vagina museum, the vagina museum is a whole aim to redress this lack of attention. I think your fucking periods have been getting plenty of attention. At the day I stop hearing broads talk about how their fucking periods sync up magically for some reason is the day that I start believing in science of menstruation. All right, because that's a lie.

Everybody, but every single woman will say, oh yeah, our periods, our periods sync up. Like, stop telling me magical bullshit about you. This is a museum for a group of people, 40% of whom believe in ghosts. Oh yeah. So I don't know if this is the, I don't know if this is the angle. Do you wanna go, here's another one,

speaking of bodies with vaginas. This is an RGB quote. Do you remember her? I do. With Bader Gonsberg. She was the woman who caused all women's abortion rights to go away because she didn't retire when Obama was in office.

That's what she's known for. Yeah, I know that administration, they kind of wanted her to. I mean, if you want abortions, she should have. With Ruth Bader-Gonsberg's death, we lost the champion for abortion and gender equality. And on the anniversary of her death, I guess that was a year ago. Wow. The year ago that we were all celebrating the death of Ruth Bader against her. Doesn't seem about a year.

The fight to protect abortion access is of more urgent than ever. And here's the quote of hers. The decision whether or not to bear a child is central to a brackets, persons, and brackets, life, to brackets, there, and brackets, well-being, and dignity. I feel like I crashed my bike. Now, Sean, I don't know if you know this, but the original quote, they use these brackets in quotes to denote that something has been changed. Yes.

That would be a woman's life. And it's usually to her well being in dignity. Yeah. When the government controls that decision for brackets, people, they are, can you believe this shit? So they just like, is that a- That's a ACLU. And that's a quote from Arby Gonsberg. Yeah, that they've, that they've-

Right, that they've- That they've D6. Yeah. To make it more fucking palatable. To make it more palatable. People who can't get an abortion because they can't have a fucking baby. Not only for, not only for those people,

but also to teach people who are dumb enough to be hooked into this kind of the kids, TikTok kids who are not following people like me. Well, I mean, you could flantez, you'd be like, your parents and elders, you know, tell you stuff and you're for a while, you don't, for a while, you don't question all of it. You go, why would they be, they're supposed to be telling me the truth or like why, you know, like Abraham Lincoln, four score and seven years ago, Amazon set forth to make a new name.

Right, like something like that. You're just like, oh yeah, everyone knows that quote. Sure, Amazon is all, when the government controls that it's just for people, they are being treated as less than a fully adult human responsible for bracket. Is it their own choices? Is it not the new stock market's going all time high every week?

I think we're doing the same in irony. This is a new all time high in irony for having a historical quote about personal choice be butchered to say what it does not say, which is the very, the very at least unquestioning absolute words, syntax, syntax that someone uses to say what they mean. The choice has been overridden to, to brainwash, to brainwash, because kids see this and say, like, oh, that's just how people, it's always been there. We've always been at war with the erasure. Nobody, uh, we've always spoke in terms of there than they, we've always wasted all this time. Very few people probably really even know what those brackets are. Yeah. They know

that they mean something. Yeah. They know they mean something, but it's like, uh, right. I don't know. Maybe, you know, uh, is, did they put sick on here either, which they're supposed to do? Yeah. Well, that's sick is for sick is for something that is incorrectly used or spelled, but it like for the to maintain the integrity of the quote. Yeah. I think they leave it where it's like exactly as they put it, it's wrong, but that's how they put it.

Like if somebody says the N word with an A, they'll go like sick. Oh, yeah. And that's dramatically incorrect. Yeah, yeah, it could be. But like, yeah, and then how many people are gonna like actually look up like what does a word in brackets within a quote mean? Yeah, again, ghosts. Yeah.

These are people believing in ghosts. Oh, that's nice. That's good for her. What a nice legacy to have your quotes butchered by the fucking ACLU that you set the groundwork for you fucking bitch. Happy anniversary. So crazy.

What did I, what else, L.A.? I have your bad jokes. I got something for that. Bad jokes? Yeah, co-workers judge women who tell bad jokes at work less harshly than they judge men in similar situations. The new study suggests.

Well, I mean, honestly, people don't really expect women to be funny. Yeah, that's true. So if they're telling bad jokes, it's like, well, I was only half listening to you anyway. So yeah. I don't really. I don't really care.

When my girlfriend says something funny, like it, I laugh really hard because I'm just like, I wasn't expecting it. Yeah, I mean, I just, like, I'm the joke guy. Oh, you're the zing king around your house? I mean, I do that with everybody. Like, there's always, I think this show has infected my brain. Where it just, I didn't used to do it as much,

but like around work, like it's always. Really? Yeah. Seems to be flying, but, you know, sometimes I'm like, God, am I making a shitty comment about everything? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much I am. Oh my God, I thought that was my girlfriend sitting there,

that sex doll. I thought that was her the whole time. I'm like, Bruno, the actual sex doll. I wasn't using that to refer to her. Right, right, right. There is an actual sex doll that's sitting. Very pretty nice. Pretty good posture.

I fixed her. Yeah, I know. It looks like Jackass is at my party. Fucking bent her back. Fender, round back. Yeah. I know. I know. Jackass is at my party. Fucking Fender fenders around. Batchers. Yeah. I cleaned up in here and fixing the sex doll and playing with her tits was my top priority. What ethnicity is she? Play dough. Yeah, it's like a pinkish play dough look. Yeah.

No. Let's see here. Kids getting fat among a cohort of 500,000 persons aged to 2 to 19, the rate of BMI increased approximately doubled during the pandemic. A bunch of little fatsoes. Sure. Well, fat bodies going around, doubled. There's twice as many fat kids. Great.

And you're not allowed to make fun of them at school. Imagine you're the only skinny kid you're just a skinny kid in a sea. Big fat, big fat butterflies. Yeah. Yeah. You get out to, you just throw a burrito on the floor to get out in front of everybody. Like a piranha. Yeah. Yeah. Fat piranha. School bell rings. You just lob a burrito. Yeah. At the teacher. I don't know. They all die stiving and chomping out of there. Big fat little nightmare slabs.

A bunch of little tubs of shit. We got in this bunch of little fat fucks. Little fat tubby, little tubs of retard. Come here, little fat bastard. Get over here, you little fat fuck. I'm gonna, I'm gonna whip you. Did you see those guys on horse reign with the horses at the border? No, no. You didn't see the horse guys at the border? Hold on, let me pull up this picture real fast.

It's funny. Border. Horse guys, you mean like border patrol on horses? Yeah, because they're not gonna walk. Yeah, they got a lot. So they got caught, they got caught doing their job. lot. So they got caught, they got caught doing their job and like rounding up all these people question immigrants. Yeah. Patient immigrants. They were coming in from Mexico. Yeah. Can you believe that? Yeah. I mean, mother fuckers, if I figured out how to get into the country through Mexico, that's how sometimes that's how Cubans get in that way too sometimes. It's not just always Florida. Oh, really? Yeah. Depends, but here's a pick of it.

Are you fucking kidding? I just checked the browser before we started. God damn it. Not working. All right, well, Sean. So what's, there's a guy, grabbing a guy from a horse? Yeah, that's the Border Patrol. Yeah.

Yeah, he's chasing him down. This guy, this Asian guy with like, Roro's chicken back. That's what I was gonna say. It looks like a fucking takeout order. What does he got? Yeah, they're getting food. Yeah. Like, because they don't have any food in Mexico.

There's like 20,000 of these people just at the border. Really? Like flowing in. Like a nightmare. Well, except the one guy looks like he's got really wet pants. So he just like got out of the river, I think, right? Yeah. I've down by the Rio Grande, I think. Yeah. So there's border guys chasing him down, grabbing him, vaccinating him and then setting him loose, I think. Well, that's, look at that. Yeah. Look at his face. I mean, yeah, it's got. But I mean, that is he is doing

his job. Like that is a, that is an actual border patrol agent, right? Yeah. So they saw this. They saw this and everybody pretended that they were like whipping them with their horse reins. No. Well, like, wow, you know, that's not what horse reins are for. And no, you also wouldn't whip someone

who's right on top of you. Yeah. You'd probably tie them to something first, too. You have like a bull whip, honestly. Like this is exactly what bull whips are for. Is that true? Wipping from a distance. Go ahead.

They trying to say that like this is like a kin to oh back in like the slavery days when they used to whip slaves. Whip. Yeah. So they took their horses away from them. So now they gotta go be border guys with no horses. They've had horses for like,

but some of them like, didn't they give them like ATVs and like some of them have trucks? Yeah, they can do horses away though. How can you patrol the border like on foot? You're not gonna cover a lot of ground, right? That's even the point. I don't know. There's just like mobs.

It's like, it's like fucking, it looks like Black Friday at the border right now with people waiting to just bust, with people waiting to bust through the, bust across the river and get a PlayStation 5 or whatever the fuck. They took their U.S. Drone Strike kills seven people, seven kids.

Sorry, 10 people, seven kids. Nobody gets fired for that. One picture, picture of a guy with takeout. No seven kids. Nobody gets fired for that. One picture, picture of a guy with takeout. No more horses. No more horses for you. God. I guess they're going to shoot the horses. I don't know. They didn't say, who wants a bunch of racist horses? Yeah. Well, I mean, they've been indoctrinated and it cost too much money to, you know, to racist them, did not supply them. Yeah, to, uh, to racist them, did not specify them.

They're literally like, what's the top of that tweet? Say after think, you know, be, it says there, this is the national order of the way up. Yeah, something for those of you wondering, these are not whips. And no, they're not whipping people. It should say retards their reigns, like a steering wheel is used to drive a car. Yeah, the reins are used to drive a car. Yeah, it's not. The reins are used to drive the horse. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right, RazorFist confirmed.

What time is it? Fuck, it's almost one already. Is it really? I didn't get any of this stuff I wanted to talk about. Well, what else you want to talk about? Here, wait, I got a video for you. Wait, you said something about Chris the Kiwi last night. Oh, he was views whore houses.

That's right. Remind me to talk about that before. I'll try. I already did, but I can't say that I'll be able to remember to do it twice. The people in Australia and quarantine. Yeah. Let me see this.

So people who are, yeah, supposed to court because they've tested positive. Yeah, and then they stick them in these concentration camps. They stick them in, aren't they in hotels right now? Yeah, I mean, I don't really want to. Hotel, yeah. Well, but they only get like a six pack of beer a day. Yeah, something like that.

Or a little room. Or a bottle of wine or something. Oh, I fucking saw that. A pair caught trying to smuggle a large KFC order to lock down in Auckland, New Zealand. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because Auckland is the most locked down city in New Zealand. Like, I think all the rest of them have ease, but it's like, there's still, I think it's

the big, I've been to Auckland. I think it's the biggest city. I think it's, oh, yeah, someone will correct me, but I think it's because like, Christ Church is the biggest city. I think on the, the South Island and Auckland, I think it's someone will correct me, but I think it's because like Christ Church is the biggest city. I think on the South Island and Auckland, I think is over. I think it changed the name of that city after the mosque shooting. Christ Church.

Yeah. It's too much. I can't even, I don't even want to say it anymore. Yeah. They should change it to the mosque shooting, shootingville or something out of respect. Mos shooting, Mos shooting a chewsits. Shooting Chestertonville. Yeah.

Out of respect. Out of respect. Yeah, they caught a huge stash of KFC and the trunk of their car, a violation of strict COVID-19. I just, I'm locked and pulls you. See, I love that it was fucking KFC. In the US, in the US you pull over somebody and the US,

the cops are terrified to fuck with us. Cops are terrified to do their job. Well, they never know because they fucking gonna shoot you. Yeah, because they fucking freak out. And so are you speeding over there? Well, I mean, I have 20 warrants out for me. So I might as well just shoot you. Especially throw in, you're gonna arrest someone for fried chicken?

Not gonna happen in America, my friend. Not gonna happen. That's the one thing that I can guarantee will never happen. Well, it'd be the last thing that happens in this country. Yeah, I don't think anybody, yeah. Police confiscating illegal fried chicken. Yeah. That happened in Australia. Here's another thing.

In New Zealand. Oh yeah, New Zealand. Is it, they're the same. No, they're not. What's the difference? Different countries. Different accents. Oh yeah, okay.

Different accents. You're one of those like, I'm fucking El Salvadorian. I'm not Mexican. Okay. Oh, you see here. Australia. I had another one. Oh, yeah. More sheep and more sheep and New Zealand more pigs in Australia. Oh, they have more sheep rape in New Zealand and more pig rape. I don't know about sheep rape. I just know there's just a lot of sheep. They're getting raped. Lots and lots and lots of sheep.

Uh, okay. Oh, yeah, here was the one I wanted to play. This is a cop. This is a cop in a military cop in Australia, like kicking someone's ass for, I don't know, it's just dare to be something. Yeah, for being outside or something breathing wrong. You're supposed to breathe in your own nose in Australia? Not someone else's nose.

No, you have to do a French blow. If you breathe outside, yeah, French inhale. You have to exhale through your mouth and suck it in through your nose real fast. Got it. And this cop caught someone who wasn't sucking in their own breath. I see. I see. Here you go.

The reason that the cop gives for why he's doing this is why I wanna play it. Uh-oh. I don't know. And then you got guns. At the end of the day, all you're great with you. Then why are you standing on this side and not with us?

Because that's what I get paid to do. Did you hear that? Yeah, sure. Yeah, amazing. Amazing. Who was it Vanderbilt that said, I don't care what the lower class people think, because I could pay half of them to kill the other half? Yeah.

I know that quite. I don't know who said it. Some fucking baller. Because rich people said what they really thought before we had Twitter. Yeah. Before government subsidies. Anyway, okay. Let me find Razor Fist.

I don't know if he's going to call in. Yeah, before government subsidies. Anyway, okay, let me find Razer Fist. I don't know if he's gonna call in, if he's gonna video in, yo! Oh man, I also had this. Mm-hmm. The people who most want to defund the police are white women. You don't say to the shock of no one.

Oh yeah, educated white women. Okay, here's the survey. Shoulder should not defund the police. Women and men are about the same. White should not, 51%. And what? And what? 75% should not. Yeah.

We should not do fun the fucking police. Um, what, like, where is this just in theapolis area or did this, I mean, how wide is this surface? Most curious. Yeah. I don't know how far it went. No college degree should not, 60%. College graduate, 53% Republican should

not 80% in the Democrat 53%. Yeah, I mean, those, that kind of tracks, right? Yeah. White. 51. So white is less, more, more white people say we should 33% versus black 14%. Right. 33% versus black 14% right. More women slightly more and college degree, six percent more than no college.

So the the standouts are white, women college degree. Sure. All the ages 35 to 50. I don't know if that means that. Yeah, actually, that's the only one. Democrat that would sure. Well, yeah, that kind of goes without saying, but I, the only one

of those that surprises me is, is the age. I would have thought maybe a little younger. Oh, yeah. Would be the highest percentage of white women who would want to defund the police. You got to defund white women. It also, we got to do that also doesn't necessarily surprise me that black people do not because oh yeah, I remember you know the cop that I've talked about that we both have known for years Yeah, when he was in you know, he was in South Central for you know many years and he says you got to understand That like the average person there doesn't want these mother fuckers there either. Cause he's like, they're just, he's like, they're not criminals.

They're just fucking poor and can't get out. So they don't want, they don't want these people coming in and taking what little they have. And so it's still, it's still only a percentage of people who live down there. So it's like, yeah, no, that's, he's like, you will get treated worse in the suburbs as a cop than you will down there. Because we don't need you. We don't fucking need you. Because you, yeah, you wouldn't believe how fucking

indignant the people in the suburbs get. Go fucking pull, go give, go hand out parking tickets somewhere else, officer. Like what do you, we know that we don't need you up here. You're not serving any purpose in the suburbs. Everybody here is armed, you're pulling revenue, We don't need you up here. You're not serving any purpose in the suburbs. You're just scared of all the living news. Everybody here is armed. You're pulling revenue.

You solve, cops solve 2% of violent crimes anywhere. The anyway, there's no violent crimes happening up here. And you're not solving any of them. So fuck off back to the city. Uh, let's see. All right. I'll just give them a call. Oh my God, I kept thinking,

like looking at that dude's mug shot, and then I'm just like, I finally read the captions. It's just give him a call. Oh my God, I kept thinking, like looking at that dude's mug shot and then I'm just like, I finally read the captions like, oh, mother. Louisiana mother throws two children from bridge. Killing infant, I was like, Oh, that was just a fat guy. What's the difference? I don't know. Someone threw their chuck their kids right off of bridge.

Honestly, I mean, some kids, yeah. It is honestly like, I don't understand the religious component of whatever gay marriage or anything. Cause most of you motherfuckers are so fat, there's barely any difference between you and your wife. You look the fucking same. You're too stupid to not have any debt. I mean, or just stop eating sugar and processed

and HCF and whatever it is, high fructose corn syrup. Like what is the, what do you mean? What is the difference? There's no difference. You've abandoned your humanity. Unless he's calling in Discord. No, he said, oh God, is that me morphing into a possum? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Fucking nightmares. Jesus. You guys, there it is. Wow. You're like an anamorphos. Did you ever read those books? I mean, either. One.

Anamorphos possums. Do any of these people have like pet possums? Can you have a pet possum? Yeah, you can have anything in certain parts of the. I know people have pet raccoons. Really? Pet skunks. Skunks. Yeah, I think you have to. You have to. the, I know people have pet raccoons. Really? Pet skunks. Skunks.

Yeah, I think you have to, well, I think you have to, you know, gland them or whatever. Sure. I've seen video and stuff like they're, they kind of, I don't know, they're kind of, what cool. Yeah, almost I mean, if they actually

can be kind of playful and stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm sure like any fucking wild animal, I know you got to raise them from babies, but I'm sure they have like instinct. There's no way they, there's no way they make great pets. You might get the odd one that does, but it's hard to fucking. No, there's like, they want to have like small monkeys. Good God, man.

Dogs didn't, people get rid of those things, fucking nobody fucking keeps a monkey. It's entire life, because they just become too much trouble. You got to pull their fucking canines out and shit. Oh, you do? Yeah, I mean, usually, yeah, usually people do, because they fucking, yeah, because you know, gets a wild hair and he bites you with those, fuck.

Yeah. Okay, I'll read some comments before I raise your fist gets here. Zep says found the biggest problem. The original biggest problem is a freshman in college and now I have a law degree. Wow. So he's been you've been with me through seven years of dealing with academia and having no money and working in shitty fast food places with criminals just to get by. I start work in two weeks and get to make some real money finally. Congratulations.

Good job. I owe you for a lifetime of moaching off the free feeds. Thanks, man. Thank congratulations. What up, Razepass! What up, buddy? Great. Uh, you ready?

Oh, there he is. All right, let me get the, let's get the video in there. Hey, there we go. Hey, everyone. Can you hear us? Yes. Long overdue on this. No kidding, man, I love that you actually commit to the black and white and you pull it off.

Yeah, right. Yeah, it looks good. I wish I could do that. I don't know where to make it work. And that you know where like you could go get like a fedora, like a gray suit and pretend to be like you could lean into it. But the last time we were supposed to talk, I don't know if you remember, but the power for my whole neighborhood and half the city don't know if you remember, but the power for

my whole neighborhood and half the city went out. Do you remember that Sean? Yeah, vaguely. Yeah. Like California decided to have like a sweeping power internet blackout or something. Like the California power grid conspired to keep us from telling cock Joe. That's literally what happened. That's not the first time.

I watched your, I watched your recent video and you said you made the comparison that something is better is not as good, but almost as good as a, as a California mass grave or something like that. Yes. Loisalign. I think I said, like a California mass grave, I call it a good fucking start. Yeah, that was good. Me too.

I coastline that 100%. Please send the whatever you can do in Arizona, send the earthquake. Uh, and wipe us off the face of the year. And your earthquakes are hitting us now here occasionally. To infect other states. Oh, really? Uh, you're even spreading theakes. I love your, I love watching what you do because I'm from Arizona. So I, yeah, I grew up in, um, God, Phoenix,

North, North, North, came out here as like an early teenager, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like, so like what, like the deer valley kind of area or I kind of close to Scottsdale. like what, like the deer valley kind of area or kind of close to Scottsdale. Oh, that's Phoenix. I mean, right there. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I have family out there and whatnot, but that's awesome. I didn't know that. Yeah, and I don't want Arizona to become California, which I think it slowly will or

is. Yeah, because they can't afford to live there, you know, and they see no connection. Too many of them, not all of them, but too many of them do not see the connection between their voting habits and the state of California at present. Yeah, I keep slamming the same button and the same shit keeps happening. I don't understand it. You know, they honestly think that they need to vote more and harder. It's really hard.

It's really hard. The thing is, not enough people who think like me were voting is like, you guys win think that they need to vote more and harder. Like, it's really not voting harder. The thing is, not enough people who think like me were voting is like, you guys win every time. It's the contest between a Democrat and a super Democrat. Like Trump got negative votes here. You've done enough voting and convincing people to vote. It's not helping.

Right. I would bash the people, you know, the Taragla I'd say voted for Biden, but I try not to speak L of the dead. Good line. Good line. Okay. So you just very respectful. I saw you did the, you dug into the AZ audit. Sean, I don't know if you know this, but Arizona audited their, their voting. Yeah, they had the cyber ninjas, cyber nin this, but Arizona audited their voting. Yeah, they had the cyber ninjas. Cyber ninjas, whatever.

Don't say it, don't shake your head and say it with sarcasm. Why not? They say their name with respect. The cyber ninjas. Yeah, sure, the cyber ninjas. Not shaking your head and going like this, fucking cyber, fucking nerds or ninjas. Like my mom describing email, don't do that.

Okay, that's like a metal gear game. Just think of it that way. Sure. You got retweeted by Paul Gosar right before the show I saw. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. He seems to have that pissed off errors.

I don't know. I find I am more sympathico with people in like the Prescott area. I'm trying to move out there. I get to be honest. Oh yeah. I'm trying to move out there. I get to be honest. Oh, yeah. I think Eric, Eric Wong lives out there. They get in a place called whiskey roll. Whiskey roll. Yeah. Do you think Arizona is going to survive? Like how long do you think Arizona has?

No, I think it'll survive. It's not, I mean, I honestly think if you look at what Ohio and Florida have done in the,, it's not a coincidental. They both had a massive election. Go fuck. In 2000, and then Ohio had one in 2004. And then in the immediate aftermath of both of those occurrences, what did they do? They tightened up their election laws. And now they went from being swing states, like perennial swing states to like deep redder than Bernie Sanders

politics. Like, it's like, gosh, I wonder if there's a connection. Shit. Communism joke. That's a good. I was like, oh, so the audit, I'm going to give you my dummy perspective. It was basically this. Arizona was a very tight race for president.

You remember, I went there to stop Vito from stealing the election. I remember that. I do. By the way, I was surprised that I didn't see you at the stop to steal thing. Raise your fist. I was there actually. Yeah, yeah. I was, I was, I was only there for a minute, but yeah, I was there.

I didn't get up and speak or anything, but yeah, I was there. Absolutely. There were a shitload of people there. It was nice. That was fun. Did you see the shaman? Did you see the QAnon shaman while you were there? The Buffalo head guy. No, seriously? Yeah, I met him there. I got his number. And then

the next time I saw him, he was scheduled to call into the show. And then the next time that week, he showed up behind the Senate desk or wherever it was committing insurrection or whatever he did. And then he went to prison. He's still in prison. Yeah, where is it? I don't know. I think his trial is still going. His lawyer said he was retarded. So he couldn't have done what they're saying. They said that. Yeah. Now he's retarded. No, he's legit retarded. He's not trying to take over any. Did you see the hat? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What was I saying? So the audit, this is my dumbed perspective, and then please explain more.

Yeah. The audit can first off, I don't know what you're talking about. The media and Twitter assure me no such audit exists. Oh yeah. I mean, it's just, it's been driving me crazy because the audit's so important. Like, I, it's all I've been reading about was that, that's been going on forever. Oh, what do you read, Daily Stormer? No.

Oh. Where are you seeing that seriously? I just, I basically check, like I check fact check sites. I see something I immediately go like in Delvin to different, you know, like I would love to watch you use the internet. Oh yeah, it would be so weird.

I don't like to. I use the internet like an old man looking for an address. I'm terrible with it. But yeah, the, I'm telling you, like the audit thing with how they're like suppressing it and whatnot, like it's absolutely ridiculous. You're literally having to use like code words for like de-certify audit, like audit with a one in it.

I'm literally like it's absurd. Oh, you mean so you don't get flagged for misinformation or something? Yes, someone like veto doesn't flag you for me. So, I mean, my opinion is you should audit like everything, all the states. You know, I haven't had that done. Yeah. Well, did they have recounts or audits? Like, okay.

So this, both, depending on the state, okay. So this cyber ninja people recounted the ballots. Yeah. Found it. And they recounted it and said, okay, that's fine. But then they went and did the audit and found just how many were fraudulent or maybe legally cast. And it was like 50,000 votes. Like 50, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 50, 57,730 something fraudulent votes, one for every year of Biden's presidency, or political career rather. But he's been in politics forever.

But it's five times, the point being, it's five times what he won by an Arizona. Yeah. And I saw the day before the audit came out, but those were, were they all, they were only Democrat? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you got to separate like one versus what an audit is in my case. Well, you explained it.

I mean, you're more key to this. So there's two components to the audit. They, and actually some of it, they weren't allowed to actually do buy Maricopa County, because Maricopa County did not cooperate, which made this just slightly suspicious. Like, it wouldn't gand over the routers. They wouldn't. And then they said a day before the audit comes out, they're like, well, it's confirmed. They count. They did the same count and prove Biden won. It's like, well, wait a minute. It's not even like a few hundred votes.

Yeah, but that's not what an audit is. Yeah, so they were citing the recount portion of the audit. So obviously, before you do an audit, you just think about it for a minute. Like, obviously, it makes sense. You're about to audit somebody else's work basically, because they've already counted the votes. So first, the first thing you need to establish is we're counting the same pool of votes,

right? We need to establish that. So before they do anything, they have to count everything again, which is just counting. That's literally all it is. Count Von Count does it on Sesame Street all the time. That's it. You're counting whether it's fraudulent or not, whether it's real or not, you have to count through the whole pool of votes.

Then you go through and actually verify whether or not they're legitimate. And the thing is the audit portion doesn't stipulate who voted for what and who the fraudulent ballots are for. Yeah. So that's the most important thing to take away from this. We don't know who those fraudulent ballots were cast for. We just know they're massively fraudulent. We know that someone did it.

Like, that's the part that people don't get. It's like, no, no, no, it's not that it happened. It's that someone did this. Like someone did 50,000 fucking double votes or whatever. Someone actually went in. This was the worst fucking part of the audit because I hate evoting machines. If like as an engineer,

they're just, it's, if you showed me that code and said, what do you think of this? I said, this thing is built for fraud. What is it for? What is it for? They said a voting platform is like, oh, it's not open source. It doesn't log anything. Like a WordPress installation has more security and more activity tracking than the thing

that you've used to vote for president. The guy that's hilarious too, because it's like, they act like so incredulous when you even suggest, like, you named your software Dominion. Like, who's naming your shit? Like, Dr. Doom and your surprise when people are like, whoa, let's see, it's snidingly evil stash in the corner over there. Maybe up to little thing shit. I don't know.

Like come on. Let's take a look at it. You're sued. Oh, okay. Wow. Wow. Exactly. Well, I know, go ahead.

At one point in the audit, the dude, the cyber ninjas said, yeah, well, in the log, it says the day before the audit was started, the server admin logged in and wiped all the files. And then it says, which they claimed first off that they never connected to the internet. That's the other thing you have to understand. They said they never, oh, these machines are never connected to the internet. Yeah, that's not true. Yeah, I looked in that. Yeah, some, yeah, some do.

And that's a, that's one of the, one of the legitimate problems with them. One of, yeah, that's a pretty big legitimate problem. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, that's one of the legitimate problems with them. That's a pretty big legitimate problem. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, that's a fair criticism. So this is what the audit, so I think the point was, this is what the audit says, saying, well, like this is one thing that it says somebody logged in and did that. So we have no fucking idea. Any of the votes, like we have no idea what that means to the result. But it means that someone did this.

So find who it is and fucking hang them, right? Yeah. And that's the thing. Those are county officials. There's already been one resignation, but that was kind of more of a political thing. It's really interesting how they're trying to kind of move past. They went from, oh, stop wasting our time. We're going to sue you if you keep this audit up.

I think one of their literal quotes, Miracope County's quotes were, and this is always a good sign that you're not afraid of what the audit's going to find. Before they even started, their quote was, make your findings and prepare to defend them in court. That was right off the bat before anything. It's like, okay, all right. This is before all the cyber ninjas are crazy stuff.

They didn't even know who was going to carry out the audit. They were just really mad that it was even happening. So it's obviously going to have to be some kind of county official who did that. It's interesting that that wound up being the case because I've always subscribed to more like what certain pollsters or Robert Barnes, who's an election lawyer has talked about, where it's much more likely that they just relaxed our voting laws to such an extent that there's a certain amount of shakainery that's like legally permissible. But I think if anybody actually heard about it with think, wow,

that's shady. You know what I mean? They just relaxed it enough. Somebody made the analogy of like, in some neighborhoods, if you leave your front door open in a new flat screen TV in the living room, and you come back, it'll still be there. Right. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods.

In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. In other neighborhoods. it won't be there and probably your house will be burned down. Right. So they basically just unlocked the doors, is their argument ahead of the election to sort of make it easier for this kind of thing to happen and then it happened.

That's always been my theory, but it appears there was a little bit more coordination than that, at least if the admin stuff is any indication. That admin stuff drives me crazy. It's like, well, why didn't, first of all, why do you have your admin user named admin? Like, why doesn't everyone have, why doesn't everyone have a fucking account? Like that's, I don't fuck, if I make someone an account, it's,

it's at least got their last name in it. So I know what you've been, I mean, like, I, in real life, I have to know who fucked something up. Like that comes up all the time, like, okay, who fucked this thing up? So everybody gets an account and you don't share, because everybody always wants to share their fucking account.

Everybody's always like a superhero. They want to give their secret identity out right away. Like, what's your password? Here's my password. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who fucked it up because they're all logged in under the same thing. Yeah, what was the worst thing for you in the audit? Raise your face. This shit we weren't allowed to even check on. The signatures, did you see that? I only briefly saw that.

What is that? So Maricopa County settled a lawsuit with the Cyber Ninjas. Was it with the Cyber Ninjas or the ACGOP? I don't even know, but it was settled like a week and a half ago. And in that settlement, just quietly buried in the fine print, it said, oh, and hey, by the way, you're not allowed to check signatures. Because a couple of years ago, you guys remember when Stacey Abrams raised that huge shit-fitting Georgia, and she was like, we got to do an audit in a recount.

What did she like had an audit going in whatever, most of the fraud, and I mean like 60% tile was signature, signature's not matching. That's most important. So like for a proper forensic audit, you really do need a signature match. This didn't have that, right? So the second term is the gap and it doesn't even have the most

historically prevalent type of fraud. You saying exactly, exactly. That's terrible, but the signatures that they did show, because they were like, hey, we really need to do. There was a portion of the presentation where they would kind of eluding, we would like to do a signature match, because it appears that there's some irregularities. And they literally show like five different ballots side by side. They're all different and all the signatures are aligned. And a couple of the signatures are identical. The line is identical like it was Photoshop.

And it was crazy. And identical, not even like somebody who draws lines the same. It was a Photoshop line. It looked like it was Photoshop because one of the lines lapsed over the stamp that the election officials have to put down that says accepted. I saw that. Sean, they've got like the people when they get the ballot, they stamp it and say valid, right? That's when they get it. Now it's the government's property. Yeah. There was stamps that the signature was on top of.

So they stamped it to get it and then somebody added a line or a signature or whatever, what have you. Yep. Well, that's too bad. That's a shame. It drives me nuts when I see people talking about, oh, suck it, Trump Tards. It's like, why do you guys not realize that the reason that Bernie lost who you guys liked and I would have been fine with running against Trump

got fucked over by the same bullshit that you're now celebrating. Like, why do you not understand that eventually this will happen to you? When the Republican party gets turned into like the equivalent of the green party, because there's no, because we've just been erased.

What you think as the Democratic party will be steamrolled by Amazon. That will be the wigs will get restarted and it will be Jeff Bees on this party. Well, the Amazon party. Yeah. I think that's gonna happen no matter what happens within our current political system.

Wow. I mean, I think I'll have that. It'll be election fraud, but it'll be delivered in two days for free. That's, that's right. Fantastic. What do you think will happen out of this? You seem to be more optimistic because I saw you say even that you would vote again because they did something about it. Yeah, I'm just glad that they actually tried to do something.

I didn't think they'd do a single solitary. We didn't understand Arizona politics for a long time. It was McCain country and it was like the losing with dignity party. It was the party where every six years John McCain would run down to the border and be like, we're going to complete the dang fence and throw all the brown people out. Yeah. And then he turned around and be like, I don't know, those crazy motherfuckers over there in Arizona. I don't know what they're talking about with that wall shit. So I wasn't expecting anything. And then something actually happened. But no,

ahead of even the audit results, we actually patched a number of election integrity laws. There's a, there looks to be a, there looks to be a push on voter ID. Some of it was vetoed by our governor, our governor, our governor, Dushi. He basically, he's okay with the laws. He just overturned them because he wants them to pass a budget. At least that's his excuse. But some of them have already passed and obviously more are going to be pushed in now. The other thing that I like and you alluded to it earlier is just normalizing the practice of auditing after elections.

What the hell was wrong with checking your work? It's so up. It's just so I don't know why people are, they react so angrily about it. Like why do you want to, why do you want to check when I was like, man, why do you not? Like I look at my credit card statement every month. Yeah, be sure. I don't know. Be sure.

I guess maybe you don't just want to believe that nothing happened. Well, even, even you remember in 2016 when Jill Stein did that audit. Yeah. After the election, she thought Trump had been cheating. And or at least that's how she sold it. She sold it to everyone. And I think she only audited was it was constant or Michigan. It was one of the two. I think it to everyone. And I think she only audited, was it was constant or Michigan? It was one of the two.

I think it was Wisconsin. But I don't know. She only got to deal with Wisconsin. She had crowdfunded for it, right? Yeah. And she thought she was gonna fight a bunch of Trump fraud and it turned out that there were just

10,000 illegally entered Hillary votes. And you have to pay me 10 grand votes because of some kind, I'm just gaining 10 grand votes. Because of some kind of, there were 10,000 votes that existed in the computer, but didn't exist physically in real life. Yeah. I haven't mastered that. I don't know, banks seem to be able to track

exactly how much of my money goes from physical to digital and back again, but somehow the government can't do it. I don't know. Well, now they can. They're tracking your transactions. Anything over 600 bucks. Yeah. Did you see that? Oh, is it? Did they lower that? Oh, it's like for terrorism. Oh, yeah. Because it was. Yeah, because it was like, it was a much bigger amount.

How much? How much do you think you can only take out? For six-centre bucks. You can only win. Right. What are you going to blow up? It's like a bench. It's a much bigger amount. How much tears would you get for six center bugs? You can only win, right? What are you gonna blow up? It's like a bench. It's a buyer's market. So they flood all the Afghans in and then lower the price of terrorism, right? Oh, man.

Damn it. I was gonna go buy my wake-o rifles, but I guess I can't make it master card this time, shit. I don't know. Yeah. You know what also, this is kind of old news, but you were like myself. You were one of the only people who like vehemently and angrily defended Michael Jackson. Yeah.

Yeah. I did. So I think that's why we were initially going to talk, wasn't it? It was right after that, uh, those videos had dropped or something like that. It could have been because how old are you? Uh, you get 36, 36. 36. Okay. those videos had dropped or something like that. It could have been, guys, how old are you? You get 36. 36.

Okay, do you remember that shit happening when you were a kid? Because I do. I remember, I remember being on the playground at like fourth grade and was that all of the accusations. How do I know about Michael Jackson? He was in the Wiz. He was a fucking scarecrow. Yeah.

He was, he was Captain EO. Captain EO, Irecrow. Yeah, he was he was a cat and he oh, Captain. Yeah, I remember that coming out saying, there's no talking away, Captain E.O. Rape's kids. That's not really what he went. I know all of a sudden my friends like, did you know that like he did old kids and that the police took pictures of his penis

and like, what the are you hearing all this? What is this awful shit? So he got around, man, if it was getting around on a fourth grade playground shit. But yeah, I do remember that. And then it kind of went away. And Michael Jackson was just never the same after that. It just never his next couple of albums didn't do much history came out right after that and did okay. But then it was like, he did like two more albums after that. And neither one really did much. He did blood on the dance floor and then invincible, which invincible

is pretty good, but didn't do much. He hurt the Jackson fan. It hurt him. You can tell. I don't know his later stuff because he's a big music guy. Yeah, yeah. What's your thriller was when I was like, well, I was a little kid. I literally I wore the record out. I wore the fucking record out. It was like the, my parents taught me how to use the fucking turntable as a little kid so I could play that record over and over again.

They got so fucking sick of it. Yeah, it was that way with me in dangerous, when dangerous came out. And that was right around the later. It's time all this came out actually. But yeah, that was the first, that was my first CD that I ever listened to. Um, compact disc. I don't know why I'm revet did, uh, did somebody from Michael Jackson's like a state, uh, tweet you or something or thank you for doing it.

I'm Jackson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jackson found the videos and I actually wound up interviewing him. He's Michael Jackson's nephew and also a member of a, you know, he's a musician in his own right popular boy band back in the day. And, and then Brandy Jackson, his. That's right. Yeah. So I got to interview them and they had a lot of interesting details found out about him almost buying Marvel comics and shit.

That's a different stuff like that. But like, yeah, it's pretty crazy. When you talk with their camp, how deep the rabbit hole goes, they are, the impression I got is they are completely justifiably mind you utterly paranoid. They do know who's looking to stab them in the back, who's looking to gain, who's looking. You know, that would be a fucking nightmare. Well, you can pick it. Well, I mean, there's still a lot of meat left on the corpse.

You know, I mean, to yeah, because that finding that shit came out. Those two homosexuals, people are going to rape fantasies. People are going to, people are going to fucking make money with sensational shit that's most likely not true. It's like, yeah, would you have, would you have kids staying in your room or in your bed and stuff? It's like, no, nobody in the right mind. But you know what I would. That doesn't mean fucking the whole the shit. Well, you're right. Yeah. I mean, I like, I don't know clothes. I don't think he fucking wasted anybody. He's got a little wash over here.

You don't think he's allowed you to know? You know, when you get all the information, well, I don't think he molested anybody. Yeah. Yeah, like you were saying, you know, having kids stay in your room, that was one of the big deceptive things. It's like Michael Jackson's room was a house. Yeah.

His house, his room had two stories. It had two bathrooms. But you didn't have them in bed, right? I mean, kids would get in bed. I mean, kids coming to bed. You can't stop them. No, I know. But they're like, Hey, MJ, can I get in there and fucking play with your dick? Or get in, but you can't play with my dick. Yeah, I think so. Does that mean he did anything to them? No, it's red. Well, not only that, but the way it's kind of like this, it's almost like a guest house, like a two story guest house. It's kind of crazy to think of a two story

guest house, but that's kind of what it is. It's like, it's a peripheral to the big mansion at Neverland, right? And the thing is, doors ain't locked, parents came and went, whatever, it wasn't really a big deal. And the hilarious part was, yeah, the 2005, when your parents came and went, the worst part is how it, that it enfranchised bad dough. It's those kind of jokes, Dick, that make people think Michael Jackson is a pedophile. I know, I can't stop it though.

I know, it is. It's funny. It's funny. Well, because not every, the problem is not everyone is nor McDonald. Not everyone can make that work. Michael Jackson could just beat the punchline could be Michael Jackson's a pedophile. And that's it. He would make it work. You know, we should do. We should do a finding Neverland, but with norm. Right? Yeah, yeah. What a touch my dick. Yeah. I was 13 when Norm approached me after a comedy show or something like that.

He found my fan website and comp you serve. Posterously break him over the cold. Yeah. Already get like me to after his death. Yeah, but I mean, I'm fucking broad. Who said that he grabbed her ass or something like that? I don't believe it. I don't even think he exists from the neck down. I don't even, I don't even believe it.

I mean, don't get within 10 feet of a comedian. That's like the most self-loathing type of thing. Well, was it there literally like a serial killer comedian guy? Was there? They didn't catch him for years because he was a stand-up series moving from town to town and shit. Really? I'm going to steal Norm's joke now.

Maybe the worst gimmick a comedian ever had, but no seriously, like that's literally how they caught him. They were like, wait a minute. Bitches die whenever this guy comes to town. Yeah, maybe there's something to let. Jesus. Do you remember when Arizona, like outlawed Martin Luther King day? I don't. I don't where they built the big deal when I was a kid. Yeah, right. It was a big deal. I do remember that. We had to go to school anyway. Like, ah, come on.

Can you be racist on your own time? Yeah, kind of, Dipshitt doesn't want to take a day off work. Well, that governor, Ev Meachum, California had a bug up their ass about that guy. And he wasn't, I don't believe it was a, you could correct me if I'm wrong. I don't think it was a ban. I think it was a, we don't want to be forced by just the federal government to have to observe this holiday. I think that's what it was.

But regardless of that particular governor, I don't know if you guys know this, he, what's that guys? Buck. Ed Buck. The guy, the guy was, the guy was, the guy was, the guy was dying, a homo in his pool and not dead homosexual. Right. A dead butt sex American.

Yeah, that's fine. Exactly. No, he actually started out his career in Arizona fund raising for that guy's recall effort. And they had trumped up a bunch of charges against him. There was a whole court case. He winds up getting kicked out of office because it looks like he's corrupt. And then after he's out of office, they find out, oh yeah, the charges are both. Shit.

By the way, their total BSE winds up being clear to all the charges, but that governor wound up being removed from office anyways. So in his wild. It is, man, it is because we got, we have the worst of both worlds. We have just the rural crazies who are homegrown. And then we get Californians who just like to vacation here. So they're like, let me make this state more comfortable for me by being more retarded. Yeah. And it's, you know, it's hell outside. So everybody goes, you never leave your, you

go from your house to your air condition garage to your air condition SUV. Yeah. Yeah, but God, I miss it. I'm thinking about moving back. I always look at, I fire up red fan. God, how can you do the fucking, how can you do the heat in the sight? See, you got a heat. I love the heat. I can't stand it.

Oh my God, I love the heat. I could never make it in the summertime. If it was 200 degrees on earth, it would be great. If it were there, whatever, 10 minutes, I would be alive. It would be my happiest day of my life. He just likes the sensation of his scrotum being stuck to the side of his leg. And I think that's a bad thing. It's pretty rough.

But no, I mean, it's not, the heat is usually not that bad. It's just in the dead of summer, you're fucked. Like it's literally an oven outside. And then in your car, you have to learn like strategies Yeah, you know that I'm not have your car turn into a crematorium, right? Well, definitely those windows cracked at least right? It's like it's but it's a dry heat that was yeah, so it's a so's a fucking furnace. Yeah, that's good to so as a kill Yeah, what's your most controversial music opinion? You like your metal guy, right?

Oh, God, I just put out a review of the latest Iron Maiden album. They don't like me. Fuck. I got that video got flagged. I mean, Iron Maiden. I don't even know they're still around. Oh, man. Everybody comes back.

Yeah, unfortunately, they're still around. Oh, man. Everybody comes back. Yeah, unfortunately, they're still around. Their new stuff is shit. I don't know. Bruce Dickinson. V. Bruce Dickinson. Right. V. Bruce Dickinson. Oh, my.

What is it? What is it? What is it? It's so about them. Why do they flag it? Man, it's every album since like 2002. Like they came back, their last good album was in what, 99, 2000, it was called Brave New World.

That's 20 years ago, motherfuckers. And every album since has been, let's stack our album with like 13 minute tunes that have two riffs in them and repeat the chorus so many times, like it's literally just one per track chorus repeat. It's so bad. The news, like I think a computer could write like for old bands, this happens to primus too.

All their new stuff is just garbage. It's like I checked in with them and it's so bad. They did a whole like Willie Wonka album. Like, come on man, I do a lot of drugs too, but this is not don't blame drugs for this shit. I appreciate that they're still making albums. I appreciate that they're not just one of those bands who runs around in tours. we're in kiss. But I just, yeah, just at this point are just juggalos for boomers. Like they just go from town. I can, they need their own

bagobrand actually is. Yeah, I just, I wouldn't expect, I only expect so much out of bands for so long. Like I, I wouldn't expect Iron Maiden to come out with anything that like resembled their late 70s shit. You know,

that was like when they were up and coming, they hadn't written all those songs yet. The ideas were still fresh. It's like to be creative over decades and decades. It just, I mean, it just, but it just doesn't happen. Yeah. It's obviously hard because no one does it. Yeah. Exactly. And there's only a few. it's rarefied airman that you're huffing when you get into like motorhead territory where it's just, we don't release bad albums, we just keep doing the same motorhead thing for 40 years or whatever until our frontman almost

dies on stage. Yeah. Like literally, like nobody gets to do that, you know what I mean? Every now and then you might have a good album from one of these bands, but whatever. Plus they're like moldering an adirt at this point. Most of these bands, but fortunately, there's a new wave of metal that's coming up, which is really cool. You know what, as a metalhead, what's your opinion of Death Clock? I really love them.

Is that- I'm not super familiar with it. I watch some metal oculips. I don't hate it. It's what it is. I don't own it or whatever. I never got familiar with it. I watch some metal oculips. I don't hate it. It is what it is. I don't own it or whatever. I never got super into it. I was never a big adult swim guy except for assing McGee. That's a good show. Yeah, it was. Wasn't it? It was just Cobra the TV show. But no, I was fine with it. It just wasn't one of my favorite things ever.

I don't know. What do you think's like the worst thing going on in politics right now? I know you're a, you're pretty astute guy. You got your finger on the pulse when it comes to that stuff. What do you, like, I'm a bit of a doomer, I guess you could say, maybe a bit, like I think we could thread the needle. We got a couple of things we could do to fix the country that we're possible, but they're not really,

I don't think they're really like. They're more faith in me. There's a couple, Sean. I'm waiting to spring them on you for the right time, to spring my plan to fix everything. Okay. But what do you think, what do you think the big problems are

that we got going on right now? Well, I think fundamentally people don't believe, I mean, you look when you literally have 30% of Democrats who don't think the election was legit. And you got however many Republicans, I mean, just an astronomical figure who don't believe it was legitimate. Yeah, that's going to be a bit of a problem. You're going to wind up as Venezuela at that point. But I'm a little more optimistic. I look at, I look at states like Florida and Ohio and I see what, what can

be accomplished with just a few adjustments to your election system. And, and then I think there's some other longer term solutions. I made a whole video about how I think that a state level electoral college would probably help things. I saw that. I had never seen that before. Yeah, and that was another one that Paul Gosar and a couple of other local politicians got on, but it's something that has been tried in like a really limited degree in certain states. In fact, some states kind of work that way because it got like weird funky, you know, systems that like sort of is almost adjacent to that, but I just look

at it like the founding fathers wrote exhaustively, you can read the Federalist papers, the writings of James Madison and George Mason, sorry, and it's clear. They would have happily done away with the vote if they thought that it would enshrine liberty. It's the Constitution's not to save your vote. That was just, that was the way they were able to prop it up. The Constitution exists for one reason and one reason alone. Liberty, that's it. It only cares about Liberty.

It's only preoccupied with it. And the Federalist Papers make that really, really clear. So if you, obviously it's a problem, if you have one city in a state that has the overwhelming majority of the population dwelling there, and it's a welfare state, and it's a one party state, and it's been that way for a hundred years. I mean, Chicago's coming up on a hundred years of one party rule, you know, and it's working out so well for them as well. So it's like that to me is the only way you're going to solve that. I'm not saying Chicago shouldn't have more

voting power, you know, they shouldn't have more electoral votes in the state of Illinois than, you know, bumpluck a stand or whatever. Yeah, but it's like the sex, like L.A. and San Francisco should not make all the decisions for the state. Like the middle of the state should be enfranchised with more voting power. I think you should. Well, if you're a senator and you're running for a senate, let's say in California, would you have to go anywhere to campaign, but LA and San Francisco? Like seriously, you could go to two cities, maybe just one, honestly, and get away with it nowadays.

That is not how the founding fathers intended this system. They didn't even intend for us to have a political class, you know? They intended for like citizens to volunteer and be like, no. I mean, they're always fucking, that's true. There was pig farmers leading their fucking pigs and through the House of Congress, like these hallowed halls that they're all bitching about, it's like you guys used to have gun fights and so and fucking pigs walking through there, which is how it should be still. Yeah, it's really, the political class is really, it's a big, big problem. And it's so, a bunch of suits in celebrity. It's so insistent.

Yeah. What was I going to say? Uh, I forgot. That's quite a horrible. Oh, yeah. No, it was, uh, it was the, the, the, the, we had a recall in California that was ultimately failed. Uh, but everybody called that one.

Oh, yeah. Uh, I mean, we didn't have, we got so many, no celebrities wanted to step up and grab that. That's what, that's why it worked the last time. Yeah, not Clint Eastwood. Come on, buddy. Throw your hat in there. He's like 90. He's a hundred, yeah.

So people show up. Oh, ladies will show up, vote for his mail in their ballots, whatever. Printer ballot at home. But then I see afterwards like, oh, we wasted $300 million. And I'm like, I don't think you guys understand what the point of all this like voting and stuff is. No, like that, but come on California. Yeah. The California government talking about wasting money. Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, we wasted all this.

The last time California had any kind of a surplus was like in the, in the 80s, early nice with Pete Wilson. Oh, really? Yeah. And then, yeah. And then Davis was recalled due to just basically incompetence. They brought in Greta, they paid for Greta Thunberg's flight. They used taxpayer money to send a 16-year-old artist to California to talk about the weather. Yeah. She's telling her anymore. No, because she's turned, she's turned, she's of age now. Yep. So now the petafiles don't want her around. She's lost interest. What's your life? Biden's not sniffing any longer? Sniffing's rough. But you think we're going to have President Harris Kamala.

President, why mom? I hope. I mean to. I kind of hope. I think he's going to die in office. Yeah. Or you think? Yeah, I do.

He's declining at such a rapid rate. It's funny to people. People say shit like, boy, compare Biden today to this clip from 1994. It's like, motherfucker, compare Biden today to Biden four years ago. Yeah, yeah, really is. What is he like 78? Something, I mean, dude, it's fucking too old to be, too old to be fucking president, man.

What else is it? You should fucking, I mean, too old to be too old to be fucking president, man. I don't think you should be setting energy policy if you're old enough to remember when we didn't have electricity. All right, man. Does anything make you a rage? Anything not politics related? I guess. I'm telling you man. What does it, Jesus Christ?

Like when you run out of mustard or something, or anything like that. How do you wear so many clothes and the heat in the desert? I've always wanted to do that. He's got to A.C. It's on 60, right? Do you got a side with long sleeves? What?

Sorry, what, with long sleeves, do you got a side with that? Are you one of those guys that can wear long sleeves everywhere? I hate that. What, fabric breathes? I don't know. I guess people never wear leather because they don't realize that it's a breathing thing.

No, no, no. And I have like two different leather jackets. I can wear one that's actually lined for when it's cold outside or whatever. And then one that has no lining in it and it's made out of lamb skin, so it actually fucking, it respirates a little bit. You wear leather jacket when it's made out of lamb skin so it actually fucking it respirates a little bit. You wear leather jacket when it's hot outside. Yeah. What the fuck? I mean,

it's protection when you're on a motorcycle or whatever. So I feel like I could more identify, easily identify with a woman than with a guy who could wear, who could like actually physically wear a long sleeve leather jacket outside and not just immediately melt. Yeah. I guess you can super power. I wish I could do it. Yeah. I don't know. Well, look, I'm born and raised here.

You know what I mean? I'm a part-retellion. Don't tell Alex Jones. No, I've got like the cold-blooded thing going on. So it's fine by me. That's the thing. You look at, I mean, for fuck's sake day They didn't even have air conditioning back in the old West or whatever you see pictures of those motherfuckers They're all walking around like suit jackets and shit. I hate that too

Like why are you guys always wearing all these fucking clothes? But that's how it was man. They had no What they would do is go I'm Mexican and Mexico. It's like a kind of a shirt that's all ripped up, probably off to you just have it on for the painting. Right. Right. That's the formal attire. Yeah.

Yeah. Scarf, a red scar for some. We're doing a full body portrait. Lose the flip flops. You get to hardcore enough aerosolence. Their solution to every temperature-related malady is crack a window. That's literally, I remember that. I'm telling you, man.

Tell me this. No, no. No, no, no. Have you ever been to globe? Have you ever gone through globe Arizona for any reason or Miami? Yes. It's a shit hole, huh? That's where my, that's where half of my family's from.

Little mining town. Really? Globe, yeah. Globe, how far is that? Where is it like in the middle of the state? Yeah, kind of out this way. They got a Walmart. It's one of those towns with actual tumbleweights. Yeah. Yeah.

There's cool towns like that. They got Jerome up there. They got what do we like? There's really cool little pockets of Arizona that nobody in Phoenix knows about that are actually kind of that's one of the reasons I haven't moved or anything. I love that old West spirit, you know what I mean? I got to know that. We're the only state in the union that has an official state gun. What, really?

Really? What's the state gun? The big one. Colt single action army, motherfucker. Single action army. What am I doing in California? Shall we go to airs? You got to come too.

Okay. We got to both move to Arizona. Yeah. We could take the state gun of Arizona and blow that fucking bear's head off. What's it? What bear? The California perfect. There hasn't been bears like there hasn't been, you know, brown bears in California for fucking all like a hundred years or more really. Yeah, that's a fake news. The flag. Yeah, I think news like in the 18.

I just know, but yeah, there's no brown bears here. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I don't get that. I see. I've got Donna Tello and Raphael behind you back there. Yeah. Battle tech.

What is that? Is that like a war hammer thing? There you go. Yeah. It's a, no, it's a tabletop game back from the 90s, whatever. I'm a boomer with all that stuff. It's giant robots. It's like if giant robots were fighter jets.

Okay. Do you think, do you play any magic to gathering? No. No. I no, I think I think Greatest reaction I've ever seen No Oh

Well, oh boy, I think about 75% of our audience just turned on him. You should get into magic. It's it's fun Right, you know, do you like crossovers with other intellectual properties? Do you like that when games do that? No, I know. Maybe you wouldn't like magic. You can't. Yeah, I just saw just saw the Zoro Django comic book crossover and it wasn't even no. No, it's fucking Jamie Foxx Django. Oh, it's fucking Jamie Foxx. No. So I wrote me, oh, yeah, you're into like old pulp comics, right? Right.

Like the Phantom and stuff. Right now, I write them now. Yeah. Oh, do you really? Okay, what's your comic? Oh, no, it's a pulp. It's a, it's called the Long Moonlight. It's like a fantasy noir.

It's about, it's kind of like a fistful of dollars, but fantasy a little bit. It's like an urban like crime drama, but anyway. It's about the long moon light. It's about like a thief guy, an independent thief guy who winds up playing two crime lords against each other. Okay. What happens there? Zoro meets Django, but it's Jamie Foxx.

Yes. Who's it for? Like a side-in decided he's an actor. I feel the same way about Dave fucking Batista woke up one day and was like this motherfucker could act. She. I don't know. Ray is as soon as he takes his glasses off and Ray, I was like, no, this whole movie was

the glasses. Oh, I see. Okay. They could have put that out. They could have put him Chris Pratt in there with glasses pretending to be blind. I was like, oh, wow, great movie. But as soon as he took him off, I'm like, oh, I see. Okay. They couldn't put that on. They couldn't put Chris Pratt in there with glasses pretending to be blind. And they're like, oh, wow, great movie. But as soon as he took him off, I'm like, oh, dog shit. Does he, does he, does he, does he, then he looked like Jamie Foxx?

Yeah. Uh, then I saw that he wasn't acting. What do you think about, what do you think about Chris Pratt as Mario? Bullshit. Oh, right. I didn't know anything about everybody was spurg it at. The funniest thing about Hollywood right now is about that. The funniest thing about Hollywood right now is they're actually trying to have an award

season. That makes me so, yeah. That makes me laugh so fucking hard. It's like, we're going to go pat ourselves on the back for making all the movies you're not going to fucking see right now. Fuck you. It's been embarrassing for years. It's just people in the industry giving themselves awards.

They should do it. They should do more. Yeah. They should do two awards ceremonies or give more awards to two masters every year. What is that? Two Oscars. I don't know. It'd be funny.

Let's see how much will they tolerate the midterm Oscars? Yeah. It's just that. I mean, Holly was been shut down. We've been shut down for like a year. We couldn't even watch these fucking movies. You know what I mean? Hell, even last year, we actually could get up and walk around a little bit.

I fucking what were you guys here for? They're making movies we can't even see and they're having each other awards for how great they were. And you know what? They were still racist. They still don't have enough black people awards. Even the movies that we couldn't fucking see. Like last year, I was like, who the fuck in my due I even care is I guess I like 1917, which I don't know doubles as the age range of Leo de Caprio's last two girlfriends.

No, like that's good. It's a it's a it's, it's a good movie. I mean, it had funky cinematographer or whatever. I'm actually, I hate Hollywood so much. I'm actually running out of celebrities to hate. I'm starting to hate old ones. I'm literally finding myself with like the clicker in my hand, watching TCM being like, I'm like, Oh, no, TCM, right? Tintweezer eyebrows, your pan face, fuck that.

What about Peter Sellers? He's okay. Yeah, Peter Sellers is all right. I fucking hate Frank Sinatra, you ever just have an irrational hatred for a lot of people? Most of the time, yeah. Almost. I'm tired of defending it too.

I was not as younger after I was actually, yeah, of actors. I'm like, you know too. I was younger after I was a real hatred. Yeah, of actors. I really hate this guy. Well, because now I fucking hate that. I have a sort of rational, not hatred, but I just don't like John Hamm. What? I don't like him all. I don't know.

Because he's so attractive and you're attractive. That's why. I like him because I'm not attractive. I'm like, he's awesome. She's non-women and stuff. Most people wouldn't be that most people wouldn't take care of. I don't know why. Like I said, that's why it's irrational.

That's why. Right. I wouldn't say hatred, but I'm like, ah, he's fucking, he annoys me. Oh man, I'm gonna try to get him in here. Just because you hate him. Oh, he's supposed to be. He's supposed to be. He's supposed to be a great guy.

He's got to be totally cool. He's supposed to be, he's supposed to be, he's supposed to be totally cool. He's supposed to be, he's supposed to be, he's supposed to be a great guy. He's supposed to be a great guy. He's supposed to be totally cool. He's supposed to be, he's supposed to be a great guy. He's supposed to be a great guy. He's supposed to be a great guy.

He's supposed to be totally cool. He's supposed to be, he's supposed to be, he's supposed to be a great guy. He's supposed to be a great guy. He's supposed to be totally cool. He's supposed to be, he's supposed to be a white guy. Yeah. That's what a not Italian. He's not a plumber. No, let's go get Nick DiPolo. Get him to be Mario. Now that would be brave casting. Yeah. It's a crazy walk or like are like fucking Segal.

But remember when every Segal movie was him pretending to be Italian. Yeah. Yeah. movie was him pretending to be Italian. Yeah, that would be perfect. Yeah, just, I can't get over the way that guy runs. See if he's a gal. It's crazy. It's crazy. It runs like the biggest sissy you have ever seen. Can you do it?

Can you do an impression? He runs like he's a T-Rex. It's like a sachet with more leg movement. It's like how John Wayne walked. John Wayne walked like that too. But he runs like that. It's bizarre. He takes these little tiny steps and he runs really upright with like T-Rex arms swaying around. And it's so weird, man. It's, and they make sure to include running scenes in every movie. That's the funniest part. I'm not supposed to like think, I mean, how is just to think that that guy's dangerous?

Like he's dangerous, he looks like he's dangerous to a buffet. And that, that, that, that, that two two pay situation is working out. That is working out right there. It looks like the gulag archa pelago that fucking like, he's got going on. And now he's a bluesman. Oh no. Yeah. He's playing like a harmonica and he's an aerosol guitar. He's a proud aerosol. Yeah, you can tell his fashion says is 100% Arizona. He's Louisiana cop too, you know? That's the Louisiana. Yeah, he's so weird.

He's so fucking weird. I mean, he would come in too. Maybe you see that photo of Bill and Hillary Clinton walking down the White House lawn. Yeah. And Bill's wearing like a brown leather jacket and Hillary's next to him and one of those ungodly African mimos. Yeah, it's like Bill Clinton, Segal in the 80s, Hillary Clinton, Segal in the now. She's wearing like this mimo, like straight up some kind of non-descript Asian outfit. Yeah.

She can trouble for that. Uh, that's supposed to be, now, she's too dangerous. We can't talk this way about our next governor. Um, yeah, Cigal. He's a troll. It's a troll, but by the way, we have to establish the Cigal rule. It's, if, if the movie poster has Steven Steven Segal is, then it's fantastic. Everything after that. Oh, shit. That's the cutoff point. So why is that?

Steven Segal is a part of the kill. Yes. That's a lot. Oh, man. Yeah. How did he? He just got so fat. That motherfucker just got to stop eating. Yeah. He'd back on top, right? Someone needs to introduce him to cocaine. What's the drugs like in Arizona? Is it legal? Is heroin legal there? We legalize pot, which is another reason for Californians to move here. Did you see that Amazon is lobbying the government to legalize pot? So they can, yeah, well, first they're running out of employees. Well, because they're turnover is so high

that they can't hire people anymore. Well, first they're firing anybody who tested, like, test positive. And now they're like, no, it's fine. We'll hire all of you back. And now we're lobbying because we want to be able to sell it and distribute it and deliver it. No. Who exactly is the government right now?

Amazon, lobbying the government to legalize me. No, I think we know and I think we've seen that coming and it's been that way to some extent for decades. And now it's just much more out in the open and everybody's like, oh yeah, right, the corporations do write the laws. And they get them run through. They're on top. Yeah.

Yeah. If a law is only, if a law is only felt by poor people, then it's only a law for poor people. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. That's true. But my favorite Amazon episode from the last year was, no no Jeff Bezos flipping out about Donald Trump wanting there to be an audit or whatever and then his employees voted to unionize and he demanded an immediate

audit. I saw that. Classic. Oh, should it affect me? But it Fuck that. Didn't you just say, I don't care. No one's paying attention. No one cares. Okay. I don't ask you what makes you a rage already? It makes me rage. Yeah, I don't. Right after Labor Day, I don't.

I'm fucking. No, I mean, that's the thing that channels called the rage a holic. It really should be called the rantaholic. It's just, I rant about things more so than Rage. Oh, okay. Rage lead you up inside. And the ranting is fun. I'm worried about that.

My heart getting inflamed or something. And the drinking. But mostly the race. That's just from the vaccine. That's, are you vaccinated? Are you vaccinated? Not yet. No.

I'm not against it or anything, but I, you know, I don't have a compromised immune system. I don't have, there's no rush. You know, I just got COVID. It was great. I played video games for two weeks. It was fucking fun. You were down with it for two weeks? Yeah. I kind of stretched it out the last little bit. You're shit. No, no, it was nothing. It was just like having a cold, but just stayed around every day you wake up. You're like, oh, it's still hot.

You're cool, that he did miss a show for the first time in years. That's just because I sounded bad. I don't wanna make people listen to like, somebody who sounds like they're gargling snot. For two hours. The same thing for me, I fucking, whenever I hear an old episode where I can hear,

I can hear the fucking head cold, I actually decided to record it despite being sick, I fucking hate that. It's fun. You like it. Ever all the kids are doing it, all the kids are doing it. The hood and a half. No, I have relatives and whatnot that got it. I'm not afraid that it's like being used to control our thoughts with radio waves or anything.

But you know, it is what it is. I'm fine with it. I'm just not in a rush to get the damn thing. Can I certainly don't agree with a damn mandate? You should be able to choose. I do not understand that at all, especially because the fucking vaccine wears off in like a day or two. I know.

I love that. I love that part getting lectured about getting lectured from people who had the vaccine. I'm like, motherfucker, you got it like right away. It's gone. Like you don't have any kind of vaccine protection anymore. I do because I had COVID. It's 13 times longer. Like your protection is fucking gone.

No, I don't know about that. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, I think it wears off. Well, no, eventually, but not that, not that quickly. They were some of the first round of testing. They still had a good number of antibodies over a year later. Okay. Well, I think Israel might disagree with that. We should check you. All right, Razifist.

It's a pleasure talking to you. You're really one of a kind. Thank you, sir. I appreciate you calling in. Yes, sir. And I've been looking forward to doing this for a long time, guys. You know, I was like, it's sucked that you guys had a great rolling blackout because they heard I was going to be on the fucking show.

I think that is why. Did't want us teaming up so early. How long ago was this? This was before the first road rage. This was a week before the first road rage in Philly. That's why you were like doing the on the road, can't you? I didn't know. Yeah. Yeah.

I had no idea that you guys knew each other for that long. I was literally sitting here on the line like we'll go live in like five minutes. Yeah, and then it was big. 50 minutes. Wow. And my friend was here and I had just told this story of how I stole a generator from Uber, a Dodger Stadium, and then my friend stole it from me. And as soon as the power went out, he looks at me and goes,

wow, this would be a hell of a time to have a generator. I'm like, oh, thanks. But remember that. Yeah, calling again. Do you do live stuff, live events ever? Um, I stream once a week and I do a, a political podcast that I'll stream live like once a month or so. Usually it's just kind of pre-recorded or whatever. I mean, I mean, like live in person with people. Oh, live events and I've never done one. I've never done like an appearance or anything. I've been invited to a few. But I never done that. That'd be fun.

I'll invite you to one in Arizona. That'd be fun to do a show there. I'm looking to be the Howard Hughes of Dick jokes. And that's the plan. If you started bottling your piss yet, yeah, you're just gonna live in a movie theater and tell Dick jokes for about a six months, slip him under the door. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck Veronica Lake now. Her ashes actually, it's what's gonna happen.

No. Oh, that's cool. Don't judge it, it's 2021. Yeah, anyway. We're gonna do that. She identifies as alive. Yeah, anyway, she identifies as alive. Yeah, yes, exactly. Have you heard her story, by the way? No, I don't know. Well, down note. Yeah, like apparently she had so few people towards the end that we're actually in her life

What are those fantastic old schools? Hollywood stories? Nobody claimed her ashes. Oh A big star. We ended up in a fucking pawn shop in Florida. Oh, what? So weird. Wait a minute, they don't just throw them in the trash. They sell them somehow. It ends up in a pawn shop somehow. So somebody kind of pawn shop taking ashes.

If somebody pawned her ashes that they didn't own or, yeah, I mean, they got it. That's what happened. Yeah. How much do you give her? How do you verify that's Veronica Lake? her ashes that they didn't own or I mean, they got it. Yeah. How much do you get for it? How do you verify that's for on like a lake? You can DNA test. Backages back back when. Oh, I don't know.

This happened. They found the ashes in 2004, I believe. Yeah, they have. What do they have? Yeah, but did they have DNA? I guess from like a, what? Relative, like, somebody. Yeah.

Some kind of distant relative. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Some kind of distant relative. Oh, look at that. That's got a hold of it. And, yeah, good times. She was like the original Marilyn Macro, Monroe, and then winds up, you know, like ashes enough.

I got punched. So it's like Gabby Petito. It should have been where she's going to end up. It should have been on, I would have loved to see her on pond stars. Yes. It's gonna be so great. Yeah, well, you know, it's a, they go in, it's offenticate and everything like that.

Well, this is, I mean, this is a major Hollywood for the Golden Age of film, you know, it's a major Hollywood star. And you know, it's about 500,000, well, I can go as high as 475. Yeah. 475. I can give you these Clark Gables for skin. Yeah. Right. Right.

All right. What are we gonna cause these ashes? I don't know. Oh, Cosby, the innocent man punished Cosby. I know right. A rapist. Come on. Heaven sex with someone while they're asleep is not rape. That's marriage. Fuck. What? Sorry. Bigger died.

And on the bill, uh, where can people find you if they don't know? I'm sure they all know. I'm on Twitter for at least until somebody finds go sawers post. I'm on there. Yeah. The white supremacist. That's who Maddox called the white supremacist by the way. Yeah.

I come a white supremacist or a white supremacist. White supremacist. That's who Maddox called the white supremacist by the way. Yeah. Oh, I come a white supremacist or a white supremacist. White supremacist. It was like a glorious fucking dramatic situation. But no, I, it's razor fist with a zero. That's the, the rage on holic on YouTube. Thanks for calling in, buddy. Yes, sir. Calling again. I certainly will I had a blast thank you guys Bye I I didn't see I don't know anything about about him well, you know, he's just a guy like us But I mean like he's he's had a chase. He's got a following obvious. Oh, yeah, yeah Has for a time for for a long time. I didn't realize that he was supposed to call in,

like, how many years have we been doing this show? Six. God damn. I wanna say. I was like before, finally. I don't know where Philly was at 2017. Wow. I was supposed to call him around then.

That was, Peach was on that episode, I think. Okay, where did I, I stopped with the comments. Some points. Maddox simulator. Let's check. Who is this fella? It is playing, right? Yeah, I see you talking.

Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Ah, big giant possum. Fucking possum, do you guys? All right, did I miss anybody in here? You, you, you. Nobody's adding me.

Oh, they are kind of adding me. You seem like you'd be a shadow mountain? Shadow mountain. No, I've never been, I went to Campbellback mountain. Hmm. Okay. Let's read some of these. Chuck E.D.

So my grandfather sat me down, went over his will and told me everything I'm getting since my uncle went ballistic when my grandma passed. You're of a financial mind. And I'm a relative novice when it comes to it. I'm getting about, oh, I don't even know why. I got him a coffee that run. Okay.

So he's getting an inheritance. I don't know what the buildup for that one. I don't have to forget the title. Okay, this one's from the high hat. Hey man, just thought I'd share since I have terrible luck and I wouldn't be able to, if I wouldn't be able to, if I become another statistic from our ridiculous attempt to create a super virus over politics, I got one of the Moderna shots against my better judgment to keep

working in the last month. Since my heart rate is up to 90 from 65, any movement spikes my heart rate to 105 to 120. It usually calls kind my heart. It usually calls kind my heart is pounding out of my chest. Maybe they meant feels. Even with a volume which I was prescribed by my doctor when I went to see him over this stuff, I have regular palpitations feel exhausted and get a slight reprieve when I have massive diaphragm cramps

that made it hard to believe. None of this existed prior to the jab. I'm only 35. Doctors told me it was fate over time and didn't see reason for additional review as most cases of myocarditis, even if it even is and not anxiety resolved with rest, so the implication that it's anxiety. Just told me not to push myself.

I also can't get laid because my heart spas is out. And I feel like I'm gonna die. Awesome, right? I'm brother of my doc. And you are the only ones that know this, but I thought I'd share. Sorry, it's so long, love the show. Still like Vito.

But don't let him stick you with that poison, all the best, yeah. I never would. Bummer. Did you see any, did you look into anything at Various stuff after last week? Oh, yeah. I wasn't harsh enough on it last week.

Oh, you don't think so. Oh, no. It's the CDC comes out and says no conclusions should be drawn from this at all. So it's worth it. It's just a place. They basically say that it's, the stuff, it's not verified. It's not followed through on. The people who have to reported are like doctors

and nurses within 14 days. But then it can also be, the same person can be reported by multiple people unless they have a system like, hey, did you report this? Did you not? But they investigate a death, I think, and that's it. I've got a whole thing on it if it's,

but yeah, they say, well, no. You have to have that because you've got to know, like, if something's going on, but like, they basically tell you, like, the general public, it's, ignore it. Ignore this. Do not draw conclusions based on what, what anybody puts on there. I don't know. Somebody might be saying a lot of things on there. Somebody pointed out, yeah, but it's like, somebody pointed out that it's a federal crime to lie about that. It's just a blanket statute like lying

to the federal government. You could be fine to or five years in prison, eight years if you're, how much of it is your terrorist? How much of that? I don't know. 50. Hopefully not very much. Oh, I mean, no, hopefully not very much, but they've had a huge spike.

Well, like, you know, like, Xen's going out. Yeah, but it's who's doing it? Who's, I mean, to think that there's nobody putting stuff on there. And not nobody is ridiculous. But it's just, yeah, if you look into it, it's, but how many you think about this? Oh, I don't know. What's the guess? That was my only, I haven't even gotten so far as to venture a guess. I'm only saying, I'm only saying what the, what, what it is and what it is not. And they, they tell you very clearly on there. Yeah. All right. I can ask. Oh, I mean, I just want to know what, how much you think is bogus.

I know it's possible to be bogus. Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't even, couldn't even venture a guess. How? I don't know. Between one and 99%. Oh, yeah, that's, I mean, they're saying they're clear, they clearly have an opinion.

They want you to think that it's not worth the sound worthwhile data. They're, they want you to think that it's not worth while data. They're they're telling you that's, but see, that's, that's been up there. This isn't created for this vaccine. It's been up, it's been up there for decades. And this is all, this is one is overwhelming. Right? It's, it's got tons more reports than any ever before.

So we're all bogey. It's also the most hyper politicized vaccine ever made. So do you think they're bogus? I mean, it sounds like you're saying they're bogus. Not all of them. How much of them? I don't know. How much do you think they think? It doesn't mean, oh, you know what, I haven't, I haven't seen. I can't. Where am I supposed to get the data then? I can. If I can't believe that. Where am I supposed to know if this is any good? How am I supposed to know? Where am I supposed to know if this is any good? How am I supposed to know? By the one by Johns Hopkins, by the,

what did I say? By the CDC. The site effects are incredibly low. Lower than what? COVID. Oh yeah. Oh like myocarditis and stuff. Yeah.

Cardiac of COVID. Oh yeah. For a young guy. Oh for a young guy? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, your chances head, your chances of like college age kids and stuff like that. Oh, no, that's, they have, I definitely read a thing

where the myocarditis, you are, because you can get it from a cold. Well, sure. Any virus. But you're not a core like that. You have to go get the jab. So, yeah. So versus me doing nothing.

Just saying you are a map in any way. You are much more likely to get myocarditis from COVID than you are from the vaccine is what the data says right now. That's still not right though. That still isn't, what do you mean? That's not the correct way to look at it because I might not get, this is me doing something in addition to that.

This is me taking additional risk. I get that to stop it. I get that. All right. I got advice and then I think we're gone. We've gone pretty long. We've gone for a while. Yeah.

Hey, Dick, what should I do instead of killing myself? Hang on, here's what is this? Disclaimer on the website of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention says, the reports may contain information that is incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental or unverifiable. Right. But everybody knows that.

No, not everybody knows that. No, not everybody knows that. Oh, I think you do. I think you are looking to cite it as like a be all-in-dial data source last week. No, that's a form on the internet. You go in if you have a problem. I just don't think that many people are lying on purpose. No, I don't mistaken.

I think that I don't think they're lying about the health professionals either. Like you can select who you are on that thing and medical professionals have to fill it out. They do, but they don't, but they don't actually do it. They're supposed to, but they don't actually do it because they're so fucking busy. Yeah, but they can also, you can also, a nurse can do it, a doctor can do, they can all do it.

Multiple people can do it for the same person. I still don't. It's a mistake, a percentage of them don't. But a percentage. No, a percentage of them are lies. They are. Yeah, sure. So what's not?

And, you know, coincidence, all that kind of stuff. So it's like, you gotta follow it through. But I think that's how coincidence is work. Like, it's like, the guy sends me a fucking email about how I got the joke. And then I have tonight is a correlation. I don't fucking know, I have tonight is correlation. I don't fucking know, but yeah, but maybe.

I was looking into that too. I was looking into that. Labyrinth syndrome or whatever he had. Yeah, labyrinthitis or something. They were saying that right now they don't have, I think this was John Hopkins. Right now they don't have any data that says that's a correlation, but they said it absolutely needs to continue to be looked into because

it's something that they're seeing. So they may very well show that that causes an increase in the chance of tonight's. I can help that guy. No, it's not. He's fucked. No, already. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no reason for me to get it other than, I hope somehow fucking it gets better or some people straight up dead. There's no reason for me to get it. At least we can agree. There's no reason for me to get it

other than getting one of those dumb cards, right? Well, yeah, you've tried to get the cards. Sorry, cards. Yeah. What should I do instead of killing myself? I'm looking for some life advice from my favorite podcast, man. I'm a 22 year old British dickhead, still a virgin. Ooh, there you go.

Let's start, right there. I've been working a nine to five job from home. And sometimes, hi, Maddie. Sometimes I'm in the office since the pandemic started. It's been my first real job and it's super boring. Yeah, welcome to life. I've been addicted to porn since I was 12 and it's really fucked up my ability to relate to people.

I don't know if that's the porn that's done that. So it's been hard to make connections with people. The porn addiction and the job meant that I had planned to kill myself. Oh, geez. That sounded a little extreme to you. I don't know if I buy that, but some friends told me to quit my job and travel instead. Do some adventurous shit.

Yeah, go look at porn in Malaysia or Hawaii or in Greece or are you reading about bars right now? Yeah, what are you trying to find? Nothing. I'm just looking at what I had pulled up. Okay. It's either that or I order one of your suicide t-shirts before I check out for good. Yeah, nobody seems to do that. That shirt's been up for years.

I know at least one of you's killed yourself and not bought a suicide t-shirt. Selfishly. Well, that's, it's a selfish act. It's a selfish act. And it's not by the t-shirt. that's selfishly. Well, that's, it's a selfish, it's a selfish act. And it's, and to not buy the T-shirt, it's extra selfish. It is. I haven't traveled much in my life. That alone should make you want to kill yourself. I've only been to Germany in America, New York, a couple of times and, and never anywhere

else. Where in the world would you recommend I travel to? You want to kill yourself and you want to you recommend I travel to? You want to kill yourself and you want to know where to travel to to fix killing yourself? Because of porn addiction is this possibly real? I don't know what should I do when I'm there in order to shake myself out of this horrible funk? I'm in and start feeling alive man, this is like

You have watched too many Disney movies. That's right. You want to feel alive and all this shit. Get the fuck back to work. You don't need to travel. Stop thinking so much. Well, guess what? I mean, traveling isn't gonna, it's not gonna fix

whatever's going on. Annoying. You'll want to kill yourself even more. It's just, you know, especially when you're young, you think you could, oh, I just need a change of scenery. I know, dude, your problems are the same. Go buy a full ride because they're in your fucking brain and you can't remove it. You can't, you know, first of all, you can easily fuck a fat chick. So this problem is self-created, but at least go by a hooker, talking about, I don't know what you think traveling is going around and looking at a bunch of buildings.

Any advice would be much appreciated. Thanks for the laughs over the years. I've been listening on and off since I was 16 and the show is still as good as it ever was, oh thanks. I've done stand-up comedy a few times before. You're the main comedy hero I draw for inspiration. Oh, why? He's like, it got a Joker situation going on.

He wants to kill himself, doing stand-up comedy, virgin, you have a creative and intelligence sense of humor. It's very inspiring. Oh, okay. Also a big shout out to Sean for being the much needed, oh, that's not true. I don't need to read. The much needed what?

So I'm kind of voice of reason. No, no, no, no, that's not what he's saying. He was making a joke, stand-up community. It's got to fuck yourself. Harry, PS, please don't read out my name on the show. God dammit. Well, I mean, just that's only one name though, right? I mean, yeah, it could be Harry anything.

There's a lot of Harry's that want to kill themselves. Right. Where do you go if you want to kill yourself, but you want to travel somewhere. Probably somewhere, people would say, would think travel somewhere nice, but you would want to travel somewhere bad so that you appreciate your life. You'd want to travel to like a wigger concentration camp in China. China.

And every time you say that word, I think it's the word. That's the word. Yeah. No, no, no, I just, I think of like Kevin Federline. Yeah. You'd wanna go to Australia and just live in their hotel, their concentration camp hotels for like two weeks. Well, you have to,

Sure, you can't come in. You're not testing positive for COVID. But I want to. You gotta sneak in some spit with you. Maybe. Yeah, somebody else is spit, yeah. Like in New Zealand, it's KFC. In Australia, it's dirty spit. You got to find yourself a nice fat girl

who will make your life infinitely worse. Oh boy. Forever. And then one day you'll wake up dead, you'll say, shoot, I've never got around to killing myself. Like I, I can start, give yourself a family, find a nice fat girl to settle in with, pop out some fat kids,

the BMI's shooting off the charts and then one day you wake up, oh shit, I was supposed to kill myself 70 years ago. So I am at the fucking Amazon concentration camp center. Mike tapping, he wants to kill himself because of a porn addiction and what else? Allegedly. And what else? Just kind of bum, just humor. He's young, right? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, I tell everybody, I think it's severe.

I think it's, I think it's severe that, I think you should, you know, if you could think that it's like there, you could probably, you could get out of this, you know, you can, First of all, you can work to get out of this. It's kind of a final solution to, you know, there's not even a problem. You're the one calling it

a porn addiction. It's, but what's better than just looking at pornography all day? Nothing. Like what are you honestly? Is he doing it instead of work? Maybe he's doing it at work. I mean, he's a pornographer. It's sufficient. These people are filling your head with lies about how pornography's so bad for you to just, look, just spend a couple of years looking at pornography. It's a big deal. You are right in the fact that it's only a problem if you think it is,

like if it's keeping you from doing what you want in life or coming between you and certain things, then it's like, okay, well, then it's keeping you from doing what you want in life or coming between you and certain things, then it's like, okay, well then it's a problem. Like if it's not, it's like, you know, look at enough, look as much pornography as you want. I know guys, I know guys who fucking wake and bake, they're as productive, they're fucking, it's like crazy how much energy they have,

what they get done, all the kind of stuff. There's other people, it's fucking terrible for. Yeah. It's like, it's not a problem for some people. It's a problem for others. It's like, you gotta decide, yeah, you gotta decide. If it's, you know, is it, do you keep doing it in the face of negative consequences?

It's the same rules for any fucking addiction. This is just a whining about, this is like the virgin pornography addict compared to the Chad pornography, erotic art, erotic connoisseur, erotic enjoyer. Erotic, erotic, erotic, erotic, erotic joyer. Yeah, if you're, right, if you're reviewing, talk about it. What's your version of your friends? If you're a virgin, you're an addict.

Like if you're not, you're a connoisseur or enjoyer. It's like, it's looking at some pornography today. Spend a couple hours. Poor people are crazy, rich people are eccentric. Yeah, exactly. And fuck a fact girl, that'll fix. Then you'll really have a reason to feel bad. I'm a prostitute for the first time.

Very nice email. Hey, Digginshion, please don't read my name out loud. Right up front, thank you, buddy. I'd like to preface this sort of by saying, aside from being a manlit, 5'10, I'm a decently attractive guy. It's not a manlit. Guys, you're six feet tall.

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I mean, he's thin. He's a kid. 24. This isn't me thinking about hiring a prostitute out of desperation. Oh, here we go with the explanation. Oh, alrighty. But a mere crime of opportunity. Long story short, I matched with an attractive,

healthy, C, D cup, breast size. I would have known that without breast size. 22 year old woman on Tinder. And after talking briefly on Tinder and Snapchat, she revealed that she's a premium girl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You imagine that they force us all into these dehumanizing fucked apps where women just sit there getting flooded with texts and guys never get a response to have her for any reason. And then when you finally do after talking to her, she springs on you that this is the

free version of her and the premium version you can get for slapping down 200 bucks or whatever it is, whatever these whores are charging. No wonder people fucking heads are exploding. Fucking low. Her Tinder profile isn't advertising campaign for selling online content and meetups, like a gangbang, but she does live in my small city, my small hill town, and the situation in a can situation isn't icing. I've never considered paying for pussy before,

but after some deep internal reflection, 120 bucks, her hourly rate, that's a little low, is about what I'd expect to pay on food, drinks, cabs, in an effort to fuck this woman on a regular Tinder night, date out, out and even then that may not be successful Should I skip the bullshit and just pay for the pussy on air or air AIR

H E I R. Oh or air on the side of not getting robbed scammed H E I R. Guys, that's a new one. He's fucking royalty. And just move on to the next project. Love you, guys, excuse me, Zem P K and go fuck yourself. Yeah, I think you, I think that's a little, I think that price is a little,

unless she's got like a three hour minimum or something like that. Go, but yeah, if don't pay, don't pay less than $300 for a whore. Yeah, I always thought they'd be more expensive than 120. Yeah, well, sometimes they'll say an hour and then say, well, I've got like a limo. Don't pay less, don't pay less for a hooker

than you would for a limo. I think is a pretty good. All right, everybody, this is MiddickShowPajor.com. That's one to live by. Page of Not Com slash is next Tuesday. Let's see, boys, Mills. Yeah. You see this? Prince Harry, Megan, put that up. They're really trying to force themselves on us. Is it time?

Time magazine. Time magazine. Yeah. The world's most influential people. God, fuck off. 100, yeah, right? The world's most influential people. God, fuck off. 100, yeah, right? The world's, yeah. So that 100's here.

Where are they behind the red rank? I don't know. He's explaining to her haircut to her. Oh, yeah. Looking in the mirror. Yeah. What a, this obnoxious bitch. I really, I really hate this.

It caused a big, a cause a big fucking thing in the royal family. Did you see her on Oprah? She's like, oh yeah, some people in the royal family. How the fuck do you see Oprah? You don't watch Oprah? It's phone smiring her story of being skinny and fat and skinny later and that fucking ask me to cut this section.

No, I love Oprah. Oprah's on. You don't remember that jingle from the 90s. Oprah's on. Yeah, I don't watch Oprah? Jingle from the 90s? Oprah's on. Yeah, I don't watch Oprah. Ah. But he seems like you've been watching. Oprah, you've been, yes, I know. I know, she's the greatest human being who ever lived.

Ah, she's out there. She's like, you've been watching her lately to know about. Oh, I should have every day. Megan Markle. In a world, yeah, she did an interview with them and Megan Markle said that, like the royal family was worried about having a black baby

or something like that. She kind of hinted at it and hoped it was like, what? Who said that? She's like, oh, you know, I didn't even I didn't know she was a black until the paper started. I mean, it's not black. I mean, I know she's, is she, is she mixed like,

is one of her parents black or is it like a grandparent who's black? I think one of her parents saw a black guy. Oh, okay. And they had never done no one in the royal family had ever done that. Is she wearing like a bright white like suit? So she looks darker. Yeah. Like see? See, I'm, I'm black you guys. I really, I am.. This is like, you can't touch her hair. No, this is, look at, I mean, that's the most, this is indicative, this is like a definition of a black woman's hairdo.

Don't you think these long blushes, well, she's got wavy brown hair. I don't think she's not black at all. In a world where everyone has an opinion about people they don't know, the Duke and Duchess have compassion for people they don't know. Oh, wow. So in a world full of us, is that what this is saying, right? In a world full of people like you and me, Sean, these guys are better. Maybe it made more you. Me. In a world full of people like you and me, Sean, these guys are better. But maybe more you.

Me, in a world full of people like me, these guys have compassion for people they don't know. They don't just a pine. They run toward the struggle. I have a lot of opinions about people I don't know. Well, not these two. They run to the struggle and they have compassion. How many billion, do they have trillions of dollars? You know, I don't know how much is accessible to,

now of course, they're super, super famous. So they're gonna be wealthy beyond what they ever need to be for the rest of their lives, just giving interviews or making appearances. And they like weasel their way into companies and stuff. Yeah, I don't know what, I don't know what, how much of the, you know, of like family money or whatever he gets or what, I mean, do they get all of the taxes? I mean, when they, you know, when they, when they become like of legal age, do they get,

like, hey, this is your chunk right now of England. I don't know how, I don't know how, I don't know how royalty works. They just get money because they own the land. Well, how, I don't know how royalty works. They just get money. Cause they own the land. Well, yeah, all that land, I think. But do they have to allegedly give up their interest in the royal family?

Some of it. Oh, these two? Yeah, I mean, cause like they're, like they effectively like left the royal family, right? I mean, that was the, that was what, that was what I gathered from whatever stupid little articles I glanced over. Yeah. I don't really have that much interest in this. They left to go be famous instead of using influence and money to do good. They left to go be famous. Well, and, and they're, you know, they, people are saying they're doing good

with what they're doing now. Oh, yeah, being on that. But talking about racism. Right. All right. Here we go. Yeah. You know what fucking pisses me off? Fortune cookies don't tell you you're fortune anymore. No, it's true. You're facing fucking a whole mark card phrase. Like you do. Yeah. My old will brighten up a room. Well, that's a fortune.

And that's fucking it. Like on the back of just kind of website, if you want to go read more like Facebook, what's in your mind? Fuck yourself. Yeah. And like on the back, it just kind of website if you want to go read more like Facebook, floating shit. I don't just advise. It's fucking stuff. Yeah. I have seen a website on a forging cookie. Why?

Why? I can't what I need. Fortune cookie sayings on a website that I go to. I haven't eaten Chinese food in a long time, so I haven't broken open a fortune cookie, but yeah, I have noticed that for a long time that they are, so a lot of them are just advice. Yeah.

They're not fortunes at all. Like, don't worry too much. Yeah. Like, what the fuck is, I don't need a cookie telling me that. Yeah, that's not supposed to be a joke. It's not a fortune. Yeah. It's supposed to be lottery numbers.

Yeah. And like, you'll be fucking, you're getting a hit by a car tomorrow. Yeah. Wow. What an amazing, that was fun. They trade the specific a car tomorrow. Yeah. Wow. What did I mean? That was fun. And you trade them. The specific go for it.

Yeah. Even if you even if you miss 99 times out of 100, still a good time. Well, yeah, but if you hit, if you hit, then Oliver was like, oh my God, you got to go to this Chinese restaurant. Do you hear what happened to Joe? Like in his fortune cookie said he'd get, you know, he get hit by a dodge and he got yeah, yeah. So you're gonna wreck his bicycle and then he did. Good.

That's a wild story. He's still all messed up. Does he, but his memories, I mean, like he's normal ish, normal ish, but it's hard to tell. It's like, well, I kind of being a little, well, that's fucking wild. Okay, here's a good one. This is what makes me a right. I'm trying to just listen to any I'm just trying to

Showing the patreon and then the gay Patreon does it want to work? Oh, this kind of breaks and shit. Wow. You found the number. He found the numbers somehow. I know. Yeah.

Buzz is a lot. Good night. That's pretty hammer. All right, Steve, Steve. The app was messed up. Yeah, that's what happened. The app wasn't working correctly for him. For him.

The fucking app. That fucking app, did he just hang up? Yeah. So that was about seven seconds of total and complete silence. The phone didn't work either. Phone was all messed up. My God. I get it, John.

Can you help me? It makes me a rage. Idiots of the gun range. I get COVID being under control. It opened up to the public. They needed the money to pay for maintenance and like 25 bucks a month for the public. So cool with that.

But as the enemy shooting today, these three retards came in between the three of them, put up one target. They just proceeded to shoot at my target. It can't be the way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The only other language.

So the problem is you can't just go start yelling at people of the range. There's a one as a gun. At our words, you see the most caught length. Well, if they melt down and activate, the retards shrink from my range. And they got ear things in. Idiots at the gun range.

So they put up one target and then just start shooting it at another target? What the fuck is that? That's crossing streams. Yeah, how do you not realize that you only put one up? Why would someone else want you shooting at their target? Yeah, too to do. Shot up their stuff.

They think they're, you know, you're at a gun range. You don't think deviating from what's acceptable is a risk. Yeah, that's all. Boop, boop, boop, boop, turn around. I'm actually like, I'm very surprised that happened. If I was there, I would have shot the guns out of their hands. Right, which is, they tried that again. Yep.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Right, that's a very, very, uh, Waco kid of you. Thanks. Okay. Let's see here. Oh, yeah. You know, it's pretty funny here in those guys talk about that card stuff. And man, you're amazing. Keep that keep that shit up So what's the other one? The cards. No, I used to work at CVS for years and you get pretty fucking boards standing up by the cash registers. Sometimes you go you know you do the glass window you can do the card return.

So you just take the card and you kind of take it out and don't connect it fully bit of an angle and people will go out of their way, they'll spin themselves around to plug the cart into the angled cart and it'll start coming out in the crazy angles and you'll see assholes putting carts in front of the automatic doors to try and keep the chain of carts going out at the wrong angle that is somebody just straight in the fucking cards and then be getting a walk in the doors. They have to walk in, walk around it and the car, they're way to keep putting the fucking cards into it. And I'm glad you say yellow.

I'm going to rearrange the cards. Keep up the good ones. That's really the car. The car. The car. What is he saying? Putting in the car, they're wrong. Can I hit close to home? Yeah. Something that, you know, when it's like, oh, yeah, you know, there's something he had

in common. He just, it resonated with him. So, that's good. Somebody on chat, I don't want to say this. I didn't read his name, but he said, let's not forget about Chris the Kiwi. Oh, yes. Okay. Let's do that.

Yeah. I'm going long. I had a who cares. I got to know about Chris the Kiwi. Okay. Let me find you. Thank you. Whoever said that. Here's his, here's his whorehouse reviews. Chris the Kiwi. Let me pull it up on the thing. Okay, there we go. Chris the Kiwi, he's reviewing whore. I don't know where you can review whore houses, but he does it. Two stars. Two stars is being generous. Most of the girls here don't know the meaning of foreplay to get the guy aroused and suck

the cock vigorously without understanding the science of it all and get angry if they cannot get it up compounding the issue. Yeah, I look, it speaks like a psychopath. My manager and suck the cock vigorously. I'll never ask you what you like and bad. You say, I'll I get the cock vigorously. I get when she sucks the cock vigorously. Right. My major comes the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. Fingers. It puts the lotion in the basket. My major complaint is with, quote, tie Lisa, who I innocent must have a lot of Lisa's.

Right. You've got tie Lisa fat Lisa. At Lisa. What, you know, pregnant one I Lisa appendix scar Lisa. My major complaint is with tie Lisa. who I innocently without malicious intent did something with malicious intent. And said her spoken English was very poor. This is such a Chris was such a Chris the Kiwi review.

People always being mean to him, well, it's coming up. Because she was silent throughout and she took great offense to this and started being extremely rude to me. I complained to reception about this. There's a reception at the horror house. At the horror house.

Yeah, you help, I guess. May I suggest that prospective workers have an intermediate grasp of English before you employ them? It's not greedy. Yeah, intermediate. Right. Right. Not fluent at our college level. Yeah. I mean, that's wrong with that. That's amazing. Okay. So he has his number two. Oh, yeah. Oh, is that tender of his reviews? I mean, so you're right. Yeah.

He's got to see if he'll send me some more. Christopher the Kiwi. One star. Oh, no. This is going to probably be pretty bad for one star. I came here and was extremely glad I walked out before I had any service. here and was extremely glad I walked out before I had any service. The receptionist's demeanor was extremely unprofessional. A gray haired old lady shoved a COVID form under my nose, and when I was unclear how to

fill in a particular field, she was very insensitive and became even more nasty with me. I love it because we've heard him say things like that on the show so many times. Just think you're being rude to me. Yeah. What did he, I can't imagine a form at a whorehouse that was that he had trouble. What particular field? Have you been vaccinated?

I needed to know. I don't know. If that meant in general or... What is the form? He's like, why do you have to fill out forms at a horror house? Hey, I'm autistic. What do you think? So I said to myself, oh God, I can't believe someone actually used that phrase in real

life. So I said to myself, I'm not going to be treated like a piece of gum underneath my shoe and walked out, emailed and received a response from the manager named Trish. They never used their real names to hide behind their outrageous behavior. And I suddenly received a message from Trish that they were not going to investigate my complaint anymore. What? I suspect the manager knows me from somewhere and holds a personal grudge because an escort photo matches the one on the newspaper article right up with the description of the manager. Probably the one riddled with shingles on her face.

Ew. Are there shingles? The shingles on her face, ew. So he's fucking Colombo. He figured it out. Yeah, he figured it out. You know, it's because he pisses off so many people. Hors.

I just love how he's always super vague about how rude and unprofessional they are. It's always like a, then she was extremely rude and unprofessional and nasty to me. Exactly. I know. Do you ever, I've never once seen a quote, you know, that of what someone said to him that he finds so unprofessional and rude. Well, there you go. What could we do one more?

No, I don't have anymore. Oh, there's a question for more. Well, there you go. Wait, could we do one more? No, I don't have anymore. Oh, there's a askin' for more. Well, yeah, okay. I wish I had all 10. Yes, he should've had a book. All right, everybody, bye. See ya.