The Dick Show - Episode 278 - Dick on Taxation is Prison

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

Tax the rich, stop being fat, lie to your baby mama, Playboy but with men for straight men, Chris the Kiwi's escort texts, getting your car towed, underrepresentation in film and television, leaving your grandparents, the BallsDeepWeep developer calls in, and nurses and teachers and nurses and teachers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

I just can't get Chris the Kiwi out of my head today. What's he done? He sends me these text threads of him talking to prostitutes. Yeah. And I waited way too long last week. He texts them personally. Well, yeah, you know, if you're buying a whore, you got a textum and you don't text like the whore broker.

No, not always. I don't text like the, the whore broker? No, not always. They're about to know. That don't know. No, independent contractors, is that what they mean? I would say, yeah, most. Yeah. So what is, how does Australia, how does a whore work?

Anyway, yeah. No, how does Australia, it is. Yeah, I think totally. I know it's legal on the Gold Coast. I think it's legal wherever, he's, I don't know where he lives, but I think it's legal wherever he is, but the't know where he lives, but I think it's legal wherever he is, but the gold coast is like their Vegas. So they go over there. But as far as I know, it's totally legal. I don't know. Does anyone want to prove me wrong? I don't

want to, I don't want to mess up. I'm curious. I don't want to mess that one up. Yeah. No, no corrections. So I'm just going gonna go with it's totally legal. I mean, I don't know why it isn't everywhere. Cause guys can't take that. They really, they can't take it. Where women can't take it. They need to have you by the balls at any, at every point, or else you could just,

how much leverage would women have if you could just buy prostitutes? Less, less, less. And they're still doing it now, but they're doing it on only fans and texting a hundred guys at the same time. Yeah, you're just, it's just, yeah, I get it. They're doing it illegally. Did you see that in New York City, illegal massage parlors out number Starbucks like two

to one? Is that right? Yeah, I think that was the stats. Wow. Let me type it in real quick just to make sure illegal massage parlors Starbucks. So women get their thing, but we don't get what we want. Illegal massage, yeah, out. The alleged illicit massagers.

A few blocks from a shady massage parlour is hidden in plain view. The mean, happy spa, isn't it racist, kind of, to make these, to make massage parlors illegal? I don't want to say what race seems to be doing most of the massagers, but it wouldn't it be considered racist to have a blanket ban on massage parlors or need a license? I think it would be. Rub-and-Tog. You could make that case. Oh, man.

That would be the most devastating day of women's lives. The giant atomic bomb, atomic bomb of legalized prostitution dropped into New York. They'd be screaming every day. We got to get my husband can just go drop 20 bucks and get a fucking get jerked off on the way home from work. What am I supposed to do about this? I better start cooking some really good food, maybe. You better start jerking them off.

Yeah, and that fucking harpy. We let that, how do we let that go? Guys, a bunch of dumb guys just got tricked into grabbing the woman vote by saying, you know what, guys shouldn't be doing drugs and getting jerked off whenever they want. We're living in a society here. We got to have guys keyed up and sober all the time.

So they make stupid decisions at maximum efficiency and needing to make dumb decisions. So we need the dicks thinking, oh, we need them hard. All day, stupid. Surprise beating off is illegal. What's the difference? No difference at all. No difference at all. We're gonna blow off some steam throughout some gamer words illegal.

All right, I can't get jerked off. Game of Thrones. We're any gamer words out there. Gotta go, gotta go talk to my fucking fat wife at home who's reading all about fat positivity all day. Seeing fat celebrities, seeing Lena Dunham and a string bikini. Oh. Oh. Lena Dunham recreating Elvis's death throwing up in a toilet.

Lena Dunham bravely throws up in a toilet in this one piece bikini. Oh, which half is she wearing? Oh, click to find out. Oh, no click. Goddamn. Not talking on that, but I can't even get, but I can't get jerked off. All day you're sitting there looking at fat show. I got a bunch of fat stuff today.

I really just want to talk about Christi Kiwi talking to prostitutes. It's fat. Let's talk about it. Talk about fat. Is that anything? Hey. Oh.

You can't be fat and fit. Did you know that? You can't be fat and fit. Did you know that? You can't be fat and not. Right. Yeah. How long have you been doing? You got to be a show. Where's the contest?

Give me a lot of room. I'm bumping in the heart of city. How's the magic? I thought America is worse. Mexico is going to 100 twenty-nine weeks running. Twenty million dollar man. Joining me is always the world touring LA-based comedian Sean, the world,

Sean the fucking audio engineer. Jesus Christ. What's up, guys? Too much coffee today. Really? Too much coffee and no hangover. When it always does it. When your brain can actually outpace your mouth.

Yeah. I know what you mean, you're onto the next stop. The oldest thing down. You're on your next stop before you finish the first one. I got a Harrison Burjaron, this shit. Harrison Burjaron. Yeah, it's the story where everybody in the future is hindered down to the dumbest.

I don't know. Fonigate maybe. Really? I don't know, it's a pretty good story. It's a character. Yeah, that's the character. Let's name the story too. Everybody's hindered down to their worst.

Pretty people have to wear ugly masks and they gotta carry around big bags. Smart people have to wear a thing that makes a noise to distract them every couple of minutes. Is there like a commentary on like communism or? The society! Our society that we live in! No commentary on that.

Yeah, but I mean like that, but he wrote that. That's beautiful. For example. Decades ago, right? Oh that. That's beautiful. Would be for example. Decades ago, right? Oh, yeah. People have always been complete shit. Right. That's why they invented hell.

Like, whoa, yeah, heavens for me. And everybody listens to me. Everybody else going into eternal damnation. Well, that's a good hell as other people. That's a good hell as other people, right? Yeah. Who said that? Oh, God.

Sartre? Yeah, it could be. Is it hell as other people it Hell's Other People? Hell's Other People? I don't know. I don't know. I was like that one. It is interesting.

The judgments, the judgments of other people, judging other people is what contains, it was what contains them in Hell. That was what that means. It's absolutely true. Oh, what do I have here? We did a bonus episode. Yes, a good one.

Oh man. That was fun. I never listened, I never really listened We did a bonus episode. That's a good one. Oh man. That was fun. I never listened, I never re-listened the stuff. Rarely. Very rarely. I listened to the first 10 minutes of that bonus episode about three times, three or four times. I made other people listen to it.

Oh yeah, okay, no, I'm saying it. I said it's a Ralph. I'm like, hey, you might enjoy this, the recreate, the fart that we recreated, this alleged fart. But now after seeing what we did, I don't believe at all, that it's a real fart, but I guess we'll see. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, I just take everything as a joke. And someone's telling me right to my face, this is not a joke, I think, yeah, I mean, it's probably a joke. But there's, this is, there's, none of that thinking is left. Anyway, you see Grimes yesterday, Elon's baby mama, Elon Musk's baby mama. She's reading a copy of the communist manifesto outside and think, well, that's, I mean, she's probably fucking around. And then she says, and everybody's like, oh, it's dumb bitch.

Well, look at this dumb bitch, married to the richest guy, and what a dumb bitch. And then she goes, yeah everybody's like, oh, it's dumb bitch. Look at this dumb bitch married to the richest guy. And what a dumb bitch. And then she goes, I was fucking around. Sure, but also like, why can't you read that? Just to like, it's considered a very important world. I mean, she's like reading it. I mean, telephone pole, like posing with it, like in Globo gym when Ben stillers reading,

oh, you caught me. Yeah. I like to break a mental sweat too. Right, right. Yeah, she's joking. Yeah. Uh, the bonus episode where we recreate the fart, probably one of our best. Right.

That episode's pretty great. The fart heard round the world, or not heard round the world. I mean, heard, perhaps not performed. Yeah, perhaps not performed. You know, like, sorry, I didn't turn into Ralph's shit is pants. Like, you guys, well, that's a calm down. I understand that you hate Ralph

or just calm down with the shitting your pants and Jesus. And Ralph is pissed about this. Um, I don't know. He doesn't seem like a guy who would get pissed, whether it's real or not to make stuff. Paces. I'm with him on fake stuff, pissing me off. Yeah, people say real stuff. I'm a guy, I don't care. He was like, oh yeah, but this, it's like, you don't have to make shit up about me. Yeah.

Stuff I've already done is way is bad enough. If it's fake, I think it was incredibly well done. Yeah. And the only thing we just could not get the presence to match it just seemed again You got to listen to the bonus episode. Yeah, it's you know Maybe the room acoustics the chair acoustics could create this This scenario where a real fart could sound like that But we couldn't get it to sound anything like that in studio. Yeah, no, no, we farted a lot

We did yeah, we farted a lot. And we farted. And we farted. We did. Yeah, we loaded up beforehand. Yeah, I mean, neither of us, we had a lot of explaining to do when, when, you know, our partners did laundry. If anybody ever criticized, you know that guy Pope had a couple of my underwear are now confetti. We couldn't recreate it. No, I do agree that making shit up is like, well, come on man.

Well, that's the, yeah. That's just low. And this, for people who always get shit made up about them, that's low. Fuck what was I, I forgot what I was gonna say. We did the bonus episode. I forget if Maddox had any gems. Oh, he did.

I mean, yeah, I mean, talking about, yeah, he was fun. He was really going off talking about stigs. Oh, that's a wagyu. Now he's a connoisseur all the sudden. Well, he went, he went, he went live in the high life. Well, he's in his retirement. He went on a, apparently a very high-falutin vacation to a kind of a weird lodge. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah, the walls were decorated with such things as

horse heads instead of like cow skulls and a manly lodge. A bunch of horse heads. Yeah. This is my racehorse, Secretary of Three. Yeah, no wild game. No wild game. Just, just fucking equine and bovine heads, you know. Oh, hashtag, stop being fat. Hashtag, stop being fat. Probably good advice. I'm good with it. Taxes and fatness. That's driving me. Taxes is really driving. Is it tax time for anybody else or just me? Does anybody else get extensions or just me? I normally do.

It makes me fucking sick. Yeah. Why? Why don't we start the tax, a great gradation at 1%. Why does it start at zero? Why does it start at 30,000 dollars wherever should be all the way up? If you're the only people that should be paying

any tax are the 1% and above and then stuck cause they're the only ones that have any say in anything. In anything, Amazon could tell the government to make weed free, stop running up that, now it's their debt, right? Now it's your debt, asshole. You deal with them. One percent and above, that's it.

Nobody else pays any tax. What's the fucking point? What is the point of paying? I don't understand what the point is, if you're spending more than you're bringing in, then just stop bringing any in. What is the point of that? Just a slow fattening over time.

So that when you're morbidly obese enough, so that breathing risks heart attack, boomers are dead, is that the, is that the plan? Cause it seems like that's what the fucking plan is. Just stop bringing it in. If you're gonna spend more than you're bringing in, stop bringing in any, that's it. Give it to bed, take the top.

You make more than $10 million, you're paying a hundred percent tax. We need it, we need it to, oh, I wait, You make more than $10 million, you're paying 100% tax. We need it. We need it to, uh, I wait all of a sudden I have ideas now. Hold up. I have ideas, there's a lot you could cut here. Oh, really? Oh, now it's important.

Well, yeah, I think that's right on. I brought in the, because every time the tax shit comes up, people go, well, the top one percent actually pay 40% of the taxes. Well, that's not even close to enough. Then the guys under them, like, well, they pay 20% and then the guys under them, they pay another 10%. 100%. Yeah.

Push it all the way up. It should never get below that one percent. Like, it started. But they would creep it down. Those assholes creeped it down. So we're paying it. Stop being fat. Body shaming.

Why is the hashtag stop being fat? That is just rude and it's basically body shaming people. This needs to, and stop being fat. Look to a certain point, being fat is okay. There's nothing wrong with it as long as you're moving about, which isn't okay. Which isn't okay. What isn't okay is being so fat

to the point where moving leaves you breathless, using scooters and grocery stores. Yeah. So it's okay to be fat until then. Right, I'm not fat. I'm not fat up until the rascal. Yeah, and you do fat. Right.

Stop being fat can Stop being fat up until the rascal. Yeah. And you do fat. Right. Stop being fat can go dying of fire as if anyone, as can anyone profiting off of it. McDonald's is diabetes. No medicine is. I don't know. Unvaccinated people have to pay penalties now for their health insurance. Because we're living so recklessly and dangerously. But fat, stop being fat.

Don't be silly. I've got some, this is a medical mystery why I'm this fat. What do you expect me to do here? Just stop. Go to therapy. Here's one for you, Sean. Here's some funny you, Sean. Here's some funny news for you.

It's a play man costume for Halloween, right? Play man. You getting ready for Halloween? No. You're not? No. You're not dressing up or anything like that? No.

How about this? You don't want to put this on? Well, no, this is official bunny costume. Is this a playboy release the official bunny costume is back in stock in black shot the iconic suit in all of its colors. This weirdo photograph this other weirdo. Wow. If this doesn't scream on.

What is going on? Can't get checked off for 20 bucks on the way home to see my fat wife who's angrily tweeting about being suggested that she lose weight. Okay, just, while her aging, while her life isn't, while the very air outside is so toxic

that you and I have to inject experimental medication. And what do I see when I click over to Playboy? Some sort of a Morgan Freeman son, a man wearing a, we're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say.

We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say.

We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. We're just gonna say. That's why he doesn't look happy because he's buck broken. Y'all just telling us to stop being fat when most of us fat people eat better than most skinny people. Did you know that?

I'm confident that that is not true. They're making, I cook my own food, 95% of the time. That's like six meals a day that she's cooking her own food. I greatly enjoy vegetables. Deep fried covered in tempura, covered in teriyaki sauce. Meanwhile, so many skinny people just gorge themselves on ramen. You see a lot of skinny people, how much ramen can you eat?

I, not very much because, my problem with ramen people are, oh, let's go to ramen, blah, blah. Well, the thing is, there's so much of it. And it's the same taste over and over and over again. Yeah, and it's very filling. I need liquid. I need variety.

I need variety, or like my palate gets bored. Yeah. That's the thing. Oh, you give this huge bowl of ramen. It's like, yeah, but the fucking hundredth bite is exactly the same as the first. Maybe we'll get on our level and then we'll talk. Oh, okay.

That's not one. Imagine saying, stop being fat when fatties are notoriously hotter than skinny bitches. Who women's shrugging? Who's the same as that? Just people on the internet. Okay. Women's shrugging eat my fat asshole. Wait, you're too stupid by 300 pounds of yummy girl right here.

Oh, this should be illegal. It right here. This should be illegal. It's disgusting. This should be illegal to be this proudly fat. I mean, yeah, it should at least be morally repugnant. Let's put it that way. At least it should be morally repugnant. Just stop trying to excuse something that's unhealthy. That is like universally acknowledged as being unhealthy.

It's not though, I searched for it. There's a lot of medical misinformation. I don't know if you're aware of that. Oh yeah, what did I buy it in striving to, oh, here's, I got some more China video game news. Yeah, yeah, you can't be fat and fit. That was why this started a study of three million people

found that being fat puts you always puts you at a much higher risk of deadly heart conditions. Can you believe that? Did they finally they finally put some money behind studying this epidemic? This is a couple days ago. I mean three million people is a pretty good sample. I would. I, that's a big study. This comes after an American study last week that claimed it was possible to be fat and fit.

I mean, if you're the one and a million maybe, I mean, they're amazingly fat. They're all located in this country. And there's planets of unhealthy fat people. For every one person, it's like a religion, every one fatso in America, there's a planet somewhere with one million fat people on it who are very unhealthy.

As it turns out, Colob, out in the middle of the Delta Quadrant has all the 999,099 unhealthy fatsoes. quadrate has all the 999,999 unhealthy fat cells. Yeah, I mean, fat is a relative term. I mean, I know like there's medical guidelines for what's obese, what's morbidly obese. Yeah, you can look at them. Oh, wow, what a fucking fat obese piece of shit. Let's see what else I got here.

China. Oh yeah, I got more of the China bands any video game with any non-gender conforming character. Right. Any gay relationship. Do you think that means lesbians? Probably doesn't mean lesbians. I don't think they, that's not gay.

I don't, our women considered people over there. I don't think they that's not gay. I don't know. Our women considered people over there. I don't think so. So I mean, does it? It's only, it's like this only, this only, you know, applies to the people who we care about. Yeah. Who we give a fuck what they might do or. If feminine influence.

If feminine influence. Any game where you have to make moral choices between good and bad. What the fuck does that? It's great. Anytime any American company has a video game with like a woman with bigger than a B cup tits, every gaming journal, every gaming news outlet

throws a gigantic shit fit, but China bands being gay and it's dead silence. Well, you know, that's just I have no opinion on that. Yeah, the way it is over there. It's a lot of games. No one upset anybody over here. Let's see what else I got here. Uh, protesting by parents or acts of terrorism. Yeah. Oh my God, Alex Jones has to pay the Sandy Hook kids too.

Does he? No, no, I haven't. Yeah. I don't know why, but people who hate Alex Jones really pretend to care about the Sandy Hook parents. Well, I mean, I noticed that. No, I mean, I've never looked for a correlation between Alex Jones and Sandy Hook and all that kind of stuff. Oh, they can't stop talking about it.

To me, it's disgusting to, you know, I mean, those kids got fucking killed. So like it's, I mean, I think about, I think about, you know, like, Kip, Nese's a nephew's and stuff like that. And you think like, somebody's fucking kids, somebody's Nese's a nephew's. I mean, yeah, but they're not yours.

I would never, that's true. But I can, I think I can put myself and, you know, maybe imagine a, just a 1% or a fraction of a percent what that must be like. Uh-huh. And to hear, you know, whether he's, wouldn't no matter what reason he's doing it for, I would not fucking dig on that.

Yeah. No, I know, but that's like, they really, really care about it. Uh, gave the ruling after Jones failed to provide evidence to support his plan, claimed that the shooting was in false flag. Okay. Carried out my actors he was ordered by the court to pay nine families have so far successfully sued Jones for his comments that the shooting was a stunt to fight the fact that the shooting killed 26 people including 20 children as a result he has to pay thousands of dollars and court fees the families alloy ever johns is since uh... he said that Jones

no longer believes she was out shooting was a hoax however the families. A lawyer for Johns is since, he said that Jones no longer believes his shooting was a hoax. However, the families have said that the damage has been done. The damage, what damage was that? Well, that's done. Maybe I don't know. Could it be, could it be people who believe Alex Jones and then harassing the family? That's the damage.

Yeah. I mean, so he says it, a bunch of people do shitty things. He's on the hook for it. It doesn't seem like counter to, I don't know, personal responsibility that we have. It's gone. It's gone.

Personal responsibility is totally gone. Well, that's a, it's been going or it's been, you know, it's been a declining thing in society for a long time. I mean, yeah, personal responsibility. CDC goes after guns. Here's one for you. The CDC implements study on gun violence, quote, after labeling it a public health threat aiming to craft swift interventions as they have done to contain the coronavirus.

Oh, wow, they nailed the pandemic and other national health Emergencies Study on gun violence After I don't like that. No, you don't know. I swear to the president in this country that I would protect your health Yours this is clearly one of those moments one of those issues that is harming America's health well, let's key previously said is harming. America's health, Walensky previously said, is she declared gun violence a public threat. Uh-huh.

Timely state and local level data on emergency department visits for non-fatal firearm energy is currently limited. Oh, they're gonna study it. The collection of near real-time data on emergency departments visits for non-fatal firearm issues overall and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah That's illegal. You can't be too fat. You got to have a nice skinny gun that can hold no bullets on it. So you can't say anything. You tubal ban you for saying anything about COVID in the vaccine.

And it's not approved. Yeah. Right. Congress is trying to pass Section CDA 230 exemptions for firearm websites. So if you're spreading any misinformation about guns, you can be sued as much as you want online. Like you can't sue anybody else, you can't sue YouTube. Well, that's CDA2.3. But if you're doing anything about firearms, they'll let that happen.

So we're moving into a future soon, where the CDC sets the direction, the directive on firearms, and then anybody else can be wiped off the face, anybody not singing that tune will be wiped off the face of the fucking planet. Awesome. Sounds good, right?

Good times, good times. Look forward to it. Let's see here. How about this one? Foo. Fuck you. Did you happen to see this? This chant, let's go Brandon. Tell me what this sounds like.

Brandon, let's go Brandon, a NASCAR. All of our partners. NASCAR event. Yeah. The chant that goes on, tell me what it sounds like to you. Oh my God, it's just such a unbelievable moment. Brandon, you also told me as you can hear the chance from the crowd. You hear what they're saying? Fuck Joe Biden. I mean, it sounds like everybody's chanting. It sounds kind of like that. It didn't and then it did. Yeah.

Play again. Okay. Our partners. Oh my God. It's't and then it did. Yeah. Played again. Okay. Our partners. Oh, my God, it's just such a unbelievable moment. Brandon, you also told me, as you can hear the chance from the crowd. Fucked Joe Biden. That's what it sounds like. Yeah. Okay. Here's what the reporter hears. Let's go,, Brandon you told me you didn't find a game back, those first two stages and just watch and look. Fuck Joe Biden. Let's go. Brandon, Brandon you told me you didn't find a game back,

that's first two stages and just watch and learn what did you learn that helped you there in those closing laps. Oh my god. Let's go Brandon. Yeah, that doesn't sound like that. No, it doesn't. All right, let me do. I want to, I really want to look at Chris, the Kiwis things. Yeah, that doesn't sound like that. No, it doesn't. All right, let me do. I really want to look at Chris, the Kiwi's things.

Yes, please. You know what the problem is? You don't have the problems with having a girlfriend is that you eat. Well, you didn't give me a chance to answer. I got it. Go ahead. No.

Is that you eat the girlfriend? Absolutely. Absolutely. Nothing is wrong with having a girlfriend. You eat during the week. I can just eat five meals. They never wait until like it's like lights out to pick a fight or anything. No, no, no. Not when they have to wake up for work either.

During the week, I can eat my normal meals fine, but then whenever she's around, it's woman's snack time, which is, which fills in the gaps, because women don't eat regular meals, the good ones anyway. They eat snacks, right? So they'll have a 10 a.m. snack of like an assi-y bowl, which is just ice cream for girls. And then like a 3 p.m. snack of crackers and cheese and shit like this. And then they take a shower at a very odd time. Yes, and then they take showers at odd times. Phone it, you're trying to get a hold of them

or whatever, because you're working. You're worth any, what are you two and taking a shower at 4.30? So you will end up eating your lunch and your dinner, but how the fuck, what are you just gonna look at crackers and cheese in the middle of the day? It's impossible. Uh, no.

It's impossible to just exist normally with this glut of snacks around you at all times. Well, I understand that. They should go eat it. They should go eat it in secrecy. Yeah. Cause no one wants to see that, right? Well, here's the thing.

And they can treat what they have as a snack. Like you said, no eating real meals, but I will eat enough of that to qualify a puree meal. Yeah. And then I will eat a meal when I'm supposed to eat a meal. So it's like, yeah, why are you doing it on purpose? I honestly, I was like, why did you bring this home? Yeah.

You know I can't control myself. I'm being a fun sized bag of chips. I'm gonna have one. I'm gonna let him sit out there for the rest of the day. Like, come on! Yeah. Do what happens in my house? Mm.

Okay, don't eat them all. Just save me some. Yeah. And then a bag will sit there for three weeks or a month. And then I'll finally eat them all. Just save me some. Yeah. And then a bag will sit there for three weeks or a month. And then I'll finally eat them and get chastised for it. Hahaha. There has to be a statue of limitations on this kind of stuff. There's, you have a claim to this, but it expires.

You can't just have it forever. Absolutely does. Oh, here's a film by race one. I don't know, this didn't get, you know how important it is that people of color are in films, right? Yeah, so here is the, here's the proportional representation of actors and shit in films. I pulled that up on the US population is 60% white.

Looks like about one to two percent Jewish. I'm gonna pull that up on the US population is 60% white. Looks like about one to two percent Jewish. Latinos are about 17% Asians about, I don't know what's that, 5% others, 5% and black. He's about what is that, 11, 12%? Something like that. Yeah, and you see the spread, when you go, so Sean, it's so important that we have diversity in media.

Media, it's undeniably an influence on the psyche of everyone in the country and in the world. The media is the message the way we consume media is sort of brainwashing. And it's absolutely the case. This is how we internalize and build our moral constructs of the world around us. Absolutely the case. This is how we internalize and build our moral constructs of the world around us.

Film roles we have white is 5%. If you'll remember white was 65% for the... Yeah, but we're counting like representation. But we're counting like white and Jewish as different things, right? I mean, I mean, I say not. Well, I mean, you know, Ashkenhazi Jews are white. I mean, that's the white Jew, you know? I guess.

I didn't know that was their policy. I would like a formal ruling. I mean, you know, ethnicity versus, you know, I mean, it's, so what? This is white? What's up? This entire, so this is white. This is white Jewish. I mean, you's, so what? This is white. What's up? This entire, so this is why you're white. Anyway, not you. Yeah. You have Jewish from 25. What is this? 25, 40? What is that? 40%? Yeah. I'm up to seven. I mean, you're looking at these things and honestly, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I use overwhelmingly in all categories, right? This compared to the population.

70% of film roles are Jewish and 5% are white. So is the, is the white position as a white man, you're telling me that this is actually the same race? Well, I mean, my paternal grandfather is Romanian Jew. Okay. So like, I mean, I'm just a fucking, I'm just a white guy. I mean, I'm just a fucking, I'm just a white guy. I mean, I don't know. I guess maybe that's, that's just the position. I've never heard

it spelled out clearly like to get like that, because they seem to all, I mean, seem to move as one grew like if you don't know. Okay. Okay. If you don't know Natalie Portman is, is Rayleigh. Yeah. Like you just like, I mean, okay, if you don't know Natalie Portman is, is Rayleigh, like you just like, I mean, like, she's like a white girl, right? Oh, I guess, yeah. Like, I mean, you know, this is, would you say this is appropriate representation then? If I would say representation, under represent, under representation is an issue and then show you this crab, would you go, oh, yeah, that's fine.

Well, I mean, if you want to break it down as it's broken down, then yeah, it's like, it's completely, what the fuck? Yeah. Uh, what's interesting is, uh, black is pretty much proportional to the, yes, it's fine. It's pretty much right in there. It's totally fine. It's totally fine, which seems like, oh, I don't know, it's just like an ad campaign. Yeah, Latino is underrepresented. According to this graph.

Very. Yeah. Extremely underrepresented Asian in some, it depends on the category and, you know, one or two. It's properly or overly represented Oscar wins. I mean, big zip. I don't know. It just seems like if under representation is an issue, these stats might get thrown around

a lot more. These giant gold bars, I don't know why they picked gold bars to represent Jewish, but they did. And that's very funny. And the economist.com, whatever the fuck that is, seems a little bit outrageous. Yeah, well, a little bit fucking outrageous that everyone's being instructed on how Systemically racist the film industry is when this is the fucking breakdown. I would call that outrageous Well, and I do get it. Yeah, huh, okay

I Do get it. I mean having grown up in it I mean, this should replace more redheads with black people then. You will fix the under representation. Yeah, you will, I mean, you will definitely, you know, it's every other person or more has a Jewish last name. It's just the way that it, it's just the way that it started. And, you know, it's kind of just, it's that way. It's just kind of a, oh, yeah. Well, that's, it's, it's not even something I think about anymore because it just is what it is.

Here's an interesting one. Medical examiner's under report, police shootings by 50%. How about that? Research has compared information from a federal database known as the National Vital Statistics System, which collects death certificates,

blah, blah, blah, when extrapolating the model of the date of back decades, they identified that 55% of fatal encounters with the police were listed as another cause of death, like falling on bullets. What? Well, wait, but you gotta realize, you gotta realize, and this devil's advocate here,

because it could very well be. And they're still dead, it doesn't matter. They're dead, but remember, like cause of death can have like a primary and contributing factors. Oh yeah. And actually in this country, the medical examiner has, you know, or doctor has more license to do that than like a lot of other countries.

Where it's like, okay, you died of, you know, cause of death, like police shootings, if you kill somebody, it's listed as homicide. Yeah. Heart attack, contributing factor. You know, this and this. That, I guess what I'm asking is, are they saying that it's not the primary cause of death

or, you know what I'm saying? I have no idea, I didn't look into it. It's just a lot. 50% is a lot for medical examiner to be fudging around. Because they're saying primary, do they say primary cause of death? Did I read that wrong? Primary cause of death.

When I extrapolating, like for instance, you can die of pneumonia and they can put COPD as a contributing factor. I don't know if you're going to dive pneumonia while you're getting shot by a cop. No, but you know what, this is just an example of like what a medical, what a, what a death certificate may look like. I just want to know what they put on them. Like what was the, no me too. They're cracked, you fell down and cracked his head.

It doesn't kind of a heart attack. Is he got choked down? No, what you mean? Like a brain cerebral hemorrhage, you know, contributing factor, you know, gunshot. I know as you guys are fudging the data a lot. Do you want to read some of these? Yeah.

Just the kiwi things. That guy calling in, I'm gonna read some comments. Oh, protest by parents, or called an act of terrorism. Here's the, let me read this. We sent a letter to Biden, Biden this morning. We sent a letter to Biden this morning

asking for federal assistance to stop threats and acts of violence against public school children public school board members and other public school district officials and educators and a letter The National School Board's association has asked for federal assistance to stop threats and acts of violence Against those people America's public schools and its education leaders are under an immediate threat Red the letter. We respectfully ask the federal law enforcement and other assistants to deal with the growing number of threats of violence and acts of intimidation and acts of intimidation occurring across the nation. Wow. Investigate, intercept, and prevent the current threats and acts against public school officials

through existing statutes, executive authority, blah, blah, blah, blah. The letter sites 20 instances of threats. So parents are getting very upset at schools for, you know, abusing their children. Whatever. Putting masks on them, forcing them to vaccinate with this COVID vaccine for something that they're not really, something they don't wanna do. They're getting threatened, so the school people

are asking the government to clear them terrorists. I think if I get that thinking right, I think this whole thing has just shown that a little much people in school, nurses and school teachers took the job to command authority over people who are weaker than them. Well, some of them, it's never been more. He's very strong politically. Yeah. And the people behind that.

California is one. Arminiacs. Yeah. Nurses who get offended that you don't respect their authority inherently and the teachers who will do, who will do, apply any rule at all on the people who they have authority over at Sickening. This is, let me find if they have. Yeah. Note that one wants to, note that not once,

oh yeah, these threats of malice violence and threats against public school officials have increased, the classification of these heinous actions could be the equivalent to a form of domestic terrorism and hate crimes. So they would like parents to be seen as domestic terrorism. Hate crimes, that sounds fun. Well, that's kind of the new domestic terrorism.

Yeah. That's been, you know, kind of hot shit for the last couple of years. Yeah, it has. Since things, you know, overseas didn't really go all that well. Well, they went well for some people. They all, yeah, they went very well for some people.

They went very well for some people. Here we go, Thomas. Yeah, yeah. They went very well for some people. Um, here we go. Comis dice. M.M. Uh, when you file a fake VAERS report, it's a federal crime. Yeah, we know. I didn't. Why did know that?

I said that the other week, filing a fake ones a federal crime. Yeah, it's, it's just under the statute of lying to the government. Oh, the data released by the CDC is reports actually verified by the CDC. No, no, it's not. Well, no, it's not absolutely not. by the CDC is reports actually verified by the CDC. No. No, it's not false. No, it's not absolutely not. You can post that. They don't go through them.

They're supposed to follow up on death. They do not vet each source. Okay. Each post that is absolutely false. All right. This guy says, Sean, it's been studied from multiple different independent corroborating evidence that the VAERS database under reportsport steps by a factor of 20. I don't know about that.

It is possible that some things are under reported like historically, usually the minor side effects of things are more under reported because people are more likely to report big things. Yeah. Um, I don't know if that's true. I don't know, yeah, I don't know if that's true. I don't know if, yeah, I don't know if that's true. My only point is that we've never had anything so politicized.

And where you can do things, I mean, not everybody is a good actor. That said, people are absolutely experiencing side effects. Oh, yeah. What? I mean, compared, like if you look at the numbers, not really. People are absolutely experiencing side effects. Oh yeah, what? I mean, compared, like if you look at the numbers, not really, not really at all. But still, again, I did look at the numbers. We've talked, but we've talked about it.

Yeah. If it happens to you, that's a fucking big deal. Well here, okay, here's, I did do some numbers. These might be off. So if you're 40, chance of dying is 0.3%. Did you know that? Well, somewhere in there, I mean, like 150,000 people in our age range die every year.

You say, if you died, people would be shocked, right? Yeah, you say, oh, he's so young. So fucking young. Chance of dying, chance of someone in our age dying of COVID is 0.03, but it's a tenth of that. 15,000, something like that since it started. So that's shockingly low, right? Yeah, I mean, if those numbers, I haven't,

I haven't looked, I could be, that could be anything to me. I don't know. Seems you don't know anybody who your age has died at COVID, right? I do. Oh, you do? I wouldn't say well.

I'd say, you know, of somebody you know. No, I mean acquaintances, like some people like. Many? No, no, not many. One or two. Two. Two. Two.

Yeah. I think who are like in there? One was like late 30s, one was like upper 40s, like high 40s. Okay, so then if you use that verish shit, the chance of being harmed by the vaccine is 0.3%, it's 10 times higher than dying. But you can't, yeah, you can't look at VAERS,

but if you do. If you do, but they tell you, they tell you do. You can't, yeah, but that's like, again. What if you do? Not verify, not verify. What if you, they're just, they're just things that people have put on.

It's, that the purpose of VA theirs is for an early warning system. Yeah. That's what it's for. Okay. And it's not doing that thing right now. If I go, wow, that's early, that's warning the shit out of me. Uh, that is, that's what it's for. And that's, that's so the CDC can investigate things that they see over and over.

But nobody else, What do you mean? Like, I'm not supposed to go, wow. There's a lot of fucking reports. Let me just cross the numbers here. That seems like a little more dangerous. No, sure. No, you can, you have absolutely the right to be as cautious as you want. Yeah, okay.

You know, if you want to play like better, safe than sorry, I got no problem with it. I do. Sure. Chance of dying of the flu, 0.003, chance of being harmed by a flu shot, 0.001. That's no brainer, right? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. But again, the one goes backwards. The flu shot is, is everywhere we've had the flu shot for however long people. I know. And that goes to that guy's point about being

under reported. Yeah. All right. Uh, Pedro says you can say this to every listener that writes or calls in whining about their poor porn addiction. Just go work in the porn industry. Like all the other weirdos already working there. They need cameraman too, or someone to do more menial jobs like being a grip. I mean, the guys who set up the cables and lights and stuff and not someone to grip the porn star's cock.

Although I'm sure they'll let you do that too if you wanted it. Point is just do something instead of crying about your supposedly debilitating addiction. Meanwhile, you've got people like Sean who used to be an alcoholic and struggled with it and actually affected his life. They have to sit and listen to you whine because you can't stop jerking off without porn. We think about that. Either stop watching porn or become some weirdo who's addicted to porn, but gets paid for being a weirdo. It's addicted to porn. I mean, that's an interesting way to look at it,

but I just say, I think, you know, any behavior that I just, I always go back to, like, continued use in the face of negative consequences. That's the only way that I really define a problem. Like what could be fucking eating chocolate? I don't know. Like if you're missing dinner with your family that you planned on for a month because you couldn't stop eating chocolate and you've done it before

and you may do it again, that's a fucking problem. So I don't look at what it is. No. Millionaire X. This twisted metal dev remind me of your recent problem simulation theory. It's the nerdiest, most pretentious ego-driven mindset. Living in a technological period has made people feel like their lives are special. If this is peak humanity, just because we play a stupid overpriced PS5, we are truly

living in hell. If the world ever falls into a dark age and technology shuts off, I wonder if these same people would survive with this mindset. Yeah, what mindset? Sorry, simulation theory. I brought it in on the biggest problem. This is so obnoxious. What if we're ghosts? Whoa! This is like a computer. It's just kind of fun to BS about. Like, I wouldn't make any hard and fast decisions based on that. Recycling is the biggest problem. Jake recycling, I work in an IT asset management data

destruction company whose main selling point is that everything is resold or recycled. It's complete bullshit. Plastic types are largely bullshit, plus non-standard. The majority, the overwhelming majority of recyclables are sent to third world countries that can't do anything with them.

And they just bury them, adding a bunch of, bad for the environment steps to buying it there. So you bring in your device to get recycled, and they put it on a shit cargo ship and send it to India and then bury it in the ground. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds cool. I think I knew that.

You knew that? Yeah. Hey, Dick, Joseal, Kase Dio. Hey, Dick, have you heard about section 716 of the 2022 National Defense Authorization Act? Oh, God. That was added with a bipartisan sub-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b Here's Deserters, Rapists and Murderers. Yeah, this is basically cast out anyone who refuses from polite society. I was wondering if you'd be willing to talk about this on the show and spread awareness

since the Republicans who should care, no, I don't really care about your right wing welfare parade party getting ruined. It's a pretty equal opportunity. Yeah, oh, sorry. You're gonna have to get a job. Sorry, your little, sorry, your vacation is over. Sorry, the people who don't want to are done paying for your party and your bro, your little networking event that you can meet other guys with

and be each other's father, brothers forever. Now the weirdos get to do it. Now a bunch of girls and guys with and or whatever. Now a bunch of of binary and drodginess people get to do it. Now forever. Now a bunch of women get to do it. Who go door to door and make sure your kids are vaccinated to get to be in the army. Not you anymore. Sorry. Should have thought of that before. And here's more stuff about that. Okay, let me do Chris the Kiwis letters. And then we got a guy calling in. Oh, yeah.

What did he do here? He left the phone number in, of course. Chris? Let's call it. I think that's the horse phone number. Sadly, try to edit it real fast. Let's see if that's... Wait, wait, wait, how did he get her?

Well, they post them on, the horse posts their numbers. And their chat logs or I mean, and their messages. Now he's sent, Chris, the QE. Well, because I'm just looking at what color the bubbles are, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's not her phone or that is her phone. Yeah, that's her phone because it's from him. So you see the other person's number at the top.

Okay, so it's his phone. Yeah. Okay, that was her phone number. Oh, no, no, I understand. I was just, I was going, okay, who's in the green there? He is. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. I was like, otherwise, how would he have gotten her a screenshot of her phone?

I really think he should really be the one reading these nice profile. Thanks, babe. Would you like a booking? I'm in Brisbane, but I often go to the Gold Coast to see an escort, but we'll bookmark you. I live in Brisbane, but are on the Gold Coast this weekend. The Gold Cost this weekend. We live in Briss, but are on the Gold Cost this weekend. The gold cost this weekend. We live in bris. But are on the gold cost this weekend over represented in Hollywood. Okay. I like bad. Oh, okay. Nothing for a circumcision joke. Maybe two, two out there, two outside. Okay. I like bass. I like BBWs. Oops. I like BBWs. That's a big beautiful women. I got great. I just want to. So they give me a great. So I tried to get access to this database where his reviews are. It's like an early horror warning system. I just wanted to be honest and say I'm on ugly mugs. Yeah. I understand and won't be upset if this is an issue for you.

It's not subjective and not necessarily accurate. He signed it for some reason, Chris. That's good. Just to make sure that nobody had gotten a hold of his phone and was trying to sabotage his more escape. So this one, she's responded, what did she said? No, yeah, she lives in Brisbane, but around the gold coast as we can. Great. And then he sends that. I'm on ugly mug, because I understand and won't be upset if he's an issue for you.

If you're happy to pay deposit, I'm happy to see you. And then it's great. If you're happy to pay deposit, I'm happy to see you. Some of the escorts are pretty unpleasant and judgmental. There we go. Now, yeah, no, really, I'm not a creep. No problem. Then Chris, do I really have to pay a deposit?

Was it because I was too honest about myself? This goes back, this is John Favreau and Swinger's leaving fucking 15 messages to the chick he just got a number from in the club. Oh, do I really have to call me again? Do I really have to repay a deposit? Was it because I was too honest about my no? It's just what I request from all clients clients. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I have another piece of honest if I get attached to you, how would you deal with that and what advice would you give me? Okay, I have another piece of honesty. I get attached to you. How would you deal with that? And what advice would you give me? You're a red flag, she says. Sorry, I won't see you.

Okay, well I cut that to myself. Well, thank you for your honesty, but I don't think you're a nice person. Bye, I'm not. People pay me to have sex with them. You're essentially paying me to pretend to like you. Oh, well, the feeling is entirely mutual. I don't think anyone, I have sex with them. You're essentially paying me to pretend to like you. Well, the feeling is entirely mutual. I don't think anyone,

I don't think everyone has the same shallow mindset as you. At least you won't get attached to me. Yeah, well, I probably won't. I'm not really into fatties. See above. Ha ha ha ha. I like BBWs. Love them.

Well, everyone is different. I'm sure not every escort will say no for me being. Love them. Love them. Well, everyone is different. I'm sure not every escort will say no for me being honest with them. Like I did with you. Maybe you find honesty isn't your style. Yeah, I, he can get st wayl. And so he ends it. He can get offended by a fucking door.

Yeah, he's so great. I get another one. God. Okay. He says, hi, I'm looking for an escort. Are you available? Hi, darling. I am available now luxury in calls and out calls 500 bucks. There you go That's the price shoot for not a hundred and twenty sex and different. She gets right into it. Oh, yeah Yeah, here's a little here's the menu Sex in different positions anal anal, natural oral,

rimming, oh my god. Maybe leave that one off the menu until they ask for it. Rimming. C.I.M. That's coming in their mouth, Sean. Deep French kissing, gagging. OK. Here's a pick of her.

Very, very, very pretty girl that he's got there. And then here's comes Chris. Hi, thanks for your text and info. I'm not really too sure what to say as I'm feeling depressed. Oh my God. So sorry if I'm wasting your time at the moment. Depressed, depressed, dick. I tried to look your profile up, googling your number, but I can't find it. Oh my God.

I think he sends a picture of himself. No, this is me. And he sends a pic of himself. That's a nice pic of him. Are you really blonde? Hi, darling, I'm available now. And then she says the same thing. And then she sends a bunch of new pictures.

Did you get my text? Are you retarded? He says. Are you, and then she sends a bunch of new pictures. Did you get my text? Are you retarded? He says, are you retarded and fuck off? Why are you texting an escort and don't book idiot and mother fucking ugly? Oh God, that's a little over the top. I mean, he just wanted somebody to listen to him. You're probably a fake Asian G word. Right. If you can't spell.

Okay. I got the last one more. Yeah. One more. Let me see if this, then I'll see if this. Yeah, that is deep. I mean, even weirder than I thought he'd go. Yeah.

I don't know what's up with my computer today, man. It's all slow. Okay. Chris, oh, he's bleeped this number. Okay. Can I ask you a question, Michaela? I'm Christopher, by the way. I would like to see you, but I have a question.

I feel nervous about asking you. Hi, Chris. Sorry for the late reply. You can ask any question like I'm available tonight, I'm working in surfers, you're welcome to come to me or I can come to you, Michaela, XX. That sounds pretty reasonable. It's okay. I like going to escorts, but it comes with a disadvantage. I develop feelings for an escort and I end up getting hurt, just wondering if that's

a red flag for you or you can work around it. No, it's okay, she says. Thanks, I appreciate your answer. I'll let you know when I wanna make a book in Chris X. Okay, babe, X. And she sends a, oh, he sent me a picture of her. That's a cute girl. Yeah.

Wow, good for you. What attracts you to a guy? Do you like older men, et cetera, et cetera? Show me a picture of you and I'll for you. What attracts you to a guy? Do you like older men, etc., etc.? Show me a picture of you and I'll tell you. He sends a bunch of pictures, smoking a cigar. Where did he get that? So sure. So he actually made it down there. Isn't he having trouble ordering for a while?

Yeah, everybody is. Show me your cock. I like you. She says, are you coming to fuck me? I'm in Brisbane, but I can do tomorrow, maybe. I rely on public transport, but I'll try and send a pick of my cock. It's not impressive. I'll try to send a pick of my cock. Tomorrow is fine. She says, I'm at the vibe hotel.

Sure, I'm excited to see your cock. I like smaller ones to be honest. That's what you pay for with these horrors. Is it because big ones cause pain? He says. He's gonna pick of her, a couple more pictures of her. Oh, is that it on this one? God damn it. I guess that one didn't. Probably ended the same as all the others. Yeah. He's working it out there. He's something else. He's very secure with himself. We've got to give him that. Okay, let me see if the ball's deep guys. I don't know, man. Oh, the Discord audio wasn't working.

My bad. The whole time. Yeah, that's okay. There's only a couple guys in there. Everybody goes on YouTube. All right, balls deep, man. Well, this is like the side effects, though. I mean, what it's them, it happened to them. I know it's a smiley. It is a smiley. I'm sorry, but balls deep, are you there? Hey, how are you? Good, how are you?

What should I call you? Balls deep's kind of a mouthful. Dude, balls is fine. Mr. Deep. Okay. I go by RIV, usually, but balls is fine. Okay, balls. So.

Hey, what's up, Dick? Yeah, there you go. So one of one of the artists on this show sent me your game. I guess they're doing work on your game that you've got going. Do you want to describe it a little bit? Yeah, sort of a visionary triple X gamer developer, and I'm putting together a space opera epic. But before I get to that point, I need to sort of develop a arcade system around my vision for penetration in different form. Okay. Can you turn off your gate? You fuck the discord gate is the fucking worst thing that's ever been invented.

Go to your user settings and just turn your gate all the way off. Discord has an auto gate. That's a huge pain in the ass. All right, so you're making a pornography game. Is that right? Yeah, I'm not. I'm making the best pornography game in the West. It's called Busta Nut Eternal. Busta Nut Eternal.

We're in episode, or season three. I've been working on it for about maybe four years, but probably the last three seasons, we're all this year, and I just got more and more and more serious about it. Okay, what is being more serious about it? What do you mean by seasons, too? Yeah, it was a deeper part of an addiction project for many years that I operated in the background.

Can you hear me? Yeah, you're fine. You're great. Okay. You know, I was doing it while I was wage-saving for the corporate conglomerates out here. And I just could never get as much time as I wanted to. So in the last three years or so, I made the adjustments needed to turn this into my full-time gig.

Okay, so you quit your job and you're making a point-o game now? Yeah, basically, that's a long story, but yeah, yeah, that's a short of it. What is your Patreon up to on this game that I see you have? My Patreon, what do you mean? How much money are you pushing on on this game? A full 155 million. No, really, because there's porno projects out there that are making shit loads of money. Like all the furry artists are charging like 20 grand for pictures.

Are you pulling in some dough with this thing or what? Can you see my page there? I'm making 155 a month on. Okay. I haven't been able to break 200 cents. And there's all this drama because I released this game like an earlier version of it maybe like two years ago. And it was stolen from me and then by my own community and archived onto a popular website called F95Zone.

I wouldn't begin that. They sort of stole all my engagement. It's not the downloads or the piracy that was a problem for me. It's all the engagement was just completely, it's on their platform and not... That's not in control. But my game is still very good in the face of all that.

It just made me very bitter towards the people I'm making the game for. Oh, well, that sucks. Well, people like to play porn. But I know the world needs better porn and really my game is about sex education. So these, my audience could really use the help. And you know, that's what I'm here for in the end, really.

Okay. What was your inspiration for making this? Or an addition? Just various flash games from the past. And I don't know if you like, well, I grew up in like, you know, the 90s and moved on to the internet pretty quick with like net zero and stuff. And was playing flash games and making flash games like when I was like 15 years old. But you know, I moved on on and got better with it, turned it into like, I got really good with Flash. And I died recently and I just took what I knew about Flash and I'm trying to apply it

in unity and it's really nice, hi, everything. How far along is this game? Because I installed it today and tried to play it but it looked like I could just walk around on Epstein's Island and see I couldn't figure out how to get to any of this sex I guess actually Epstein's Island it looked like is it Epstein's Island? It's an island okay there's an owner and then there's a fetcher and just like animal crossing. Yeah, it's very close to animal crossing. Here, I'm looking at a video on your website that looks like a girl blowing a disembodied cock.

Is that right? That's, yeah, I was rushing to get this up just today because I realized I don't have like, an up to date preview of everything. Yeah, but now I do. You need to walk through. The thing that you downloaded is part of my experiment to get the second season 2 out. Okay. But this is season 3.

Okay. I'm playing this, I can't play this on the show obviously, but I'm playing it here in the studio. You can't? So on the show obviously, but I'm playing it here in the studio. Oh, you can't? So. Okay. Right. This is a cock blowing a load on a face. Yeah.

It's a chick with he- Classic physics. Really crazy. Classic physics. Yeah, that's what the art, I forget which artist will shit. Oh, it's getting more and more. Don't worry. It's shooting cum bullets that are like lighter than the diameter of the cock.

It's like a firehouse. Yeah, it starts and it's right. Where does working people go? Balls deep weep tip for your day. Yeah, balls deep weep, Patreon, Twitter. Flash Paul's Deep Weep. You know, really, I'm trying to rebuild some engagement. So if you could just leave a follow, that would be... What do you mean you keep saying engagement? You're trying to rebuild engagement.

What are you talking about? Well, it's a complex story, but I released an earlier version of the game and it was sort of hijacked by a community of really awful kumars. And I really haven't recovered since that happened. I mean, I've just been struggling to like get my claws into Twitter or like... I'm like releasing all these different previews of my work for free on Twitter after Patreon. Yeah. How much longer after? Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe I overestimated the intelligence of my audience. Of guys who want to blow a load. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you can underestimate that. Yeah, I think it runs a gamut. No.

What is that? Oh, that's from, always sunny that they just posted on there. Okay. So what is the goal of this game for you? I mean, the reason I the artist that posted in the artist's discord was posting all these like it physics models that they were working on. Are you working on with weener? Like the weener was flopping around and a wasted jab bit and whatever. What's your end goal here with your seasons? My end goal is to make a really high quality product. I want to flesh out this arcade mode, which you're seeing there with the ejaculation simulation.

But that's the only, that's the most visual part of it right now. The other parts are sort of underlying that with the, with the model and what not. And she can suck the dick. And the dick has some like reflexive physics where it looks very real and it reacts accurately. And it bulges in the right places and the ball swing. And then her jaw sort of operates in the same manner where it's like drops open and the lip flaps.

But it's all being performed by the user's input. So it's not. Okay. It's not just like an animation you're watching. Oh, I see. Is it two players? Like all these other games. Like my competitors make really boring games where it's just like an animation and it's

like click start play. Right. But this is sort of fully interactive. Okay. Do you have any other interactive videos that I could look at and show Sean here in studio? Not like that, but I do have a previous project that's called

Kanoko Exploto. I'm just trying to think of where I left a video of it. Okay. Where did I leave that video? And Patreon lets you have this. I did not leave it. I thought they didn't let porn on there. Well, she got a subscribe star before it's too late.

It's disguised as a massage parlor. Oh yeah. Yeah. God damn. Yeah, I don't know about the other one. I have to look, my computer is a mess. My lab is a mess. Oh, why bother the keyboard?

What does your girlfriend think about this point of getting that you're making? Do you have one? Why? She loves it. She loves it. She's inspired by it. Inspired of what?

She's my new, oh, she's your muse. She's all about it. I even want to tell her parents, but that's like, I have to get some degree of success before I try to finish that. Right. You go from Pervert to Entrepreneur. Yeah.

We don't get it, but you know, he's making a lot of money. Let's see. Yeah. That's what the boomers understand. Yeah. I don't know how you crank up the money on this one. You got to do it all the thoughts. You got to do it all the hose do, honestly, on Patreon and just do like cosplay shit.

Yeah, I was thinking of like rebranding, but like coming back as a girl pretending to be a girl. I will do it. Yeah, that really does it for some of these guys that appear in Twitter comments. They're just so hungry. Yeah. Okay. Do you have that video? Are you still looking for it or what?

I don't know where it is right now to be honest, but um, do you remember leisure suit Larry? That was a hot game. Oh, man. Yeah, play that thing. Sierra, I think I know we die Al something we talked about that Yeah, that was a hot game Yeah, it was one of the first. Yeah, and it was like a Just looking it up again. You put it on steam on. Yeah. Can you put porno games on steam? Yeah.

I don't see steam started accepting porno games like maybe a year or two ago. Did you check steam? It like exploded. And that's sort of the plan to get to take to bring this to steam. And she probably put us in it. That'll give you some... Have some version of the release. Yeah, I'll give you some more.

Yeah, I'll make you guys appear as some guide in game, because there's the arcade mode, right? And then there's this story mode with the islands and the owner. And the owner, Epstein. Is that what he looks like to you? I mean, I don't know. It's a blue and white thing, a blue and white building. How can I drop you more links of stuff?

Just put it in Discord, send it. Message me more of it. All right. Yeah, so then there's the story mode, which is sort of like a time traveling adventure, where you start on the island, and then you go back to like Atlantis like like a pre-flood civilization. Should just be Atlanta. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, it could be. And because the entire time you're there, you're just having sex with the natives, whoever is there, right? Okay. Fish people. Oh no, this is for it. So Atlantis is the entry way into like the furry part of this game.

And they're welcome. They're welcome to come into place. Well, they're the ones with the money. So if they appear and they want to take over the game, and they want to pay me for it, smart. I'm open to ideas because the community I've been making it for has only stolen my shit and really nothing. So I'm ready. Yeah, you're getting abused by you. Coomer community. Well, the artist, the artist is great. The artist is so much surprisingly

well done for how much you're bringing in with this game. Uh-huh. Thanks, and I have a new artist coming in, and we're redoing the model completely. Oh, I've been working with them. I have a voice actress that just gave me a bunch of files that I've been requesting for a while. I'm collaborating with a bunch of really talented people,

and I'm just going to keep taking this to the next level. Sean, look at how much work goes into this. Oh, no, I have a question. What you may have already explained this. What makes it 90s era? Oh, because I think because of the the two deenists of it, it's very it's very flashy. Oh, okay. We're like, you did say flashy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it uses vectors. And I build the most of the game in flash. And then I export to unity. Got it. Well, I hope it takes off. The world needs more good porn games, especially with VR. Yeah, definitely. People are going to be mad at you for daring to do something that's nice for men. You know, they're going to want mad at you for daring to do something that nights nice for men You know, they're going to want all the girls to be fat or something

Well Hillary Clinton in the game or something. Well think it mad. Then that means they're afraid of it Yeah, which means you're on to something I think yes. Yes I hope that's a reaction. Do you got anything that makes you a rage? In general like Do you got anything that makes you a rage? In general? Like, um, That makes you upset. Let's talk about the vaccine.

Okay. That makes you upset. What part of it? What, what, what, what, everything makes me a rage? Like what? That was the worst thing you got. Like the state of politics in, in the West. Okay.

Hmm. state of politics in the West. Okay. We can talk about how, I mean, varieties and lefties will attack my game. Yeah. It's a point out. Yeah. To your point, I think they will. Probably.

I'm sort of hoping for that reaction because I'm prepared to defend it. I don't know. I don't know. I recently gotten to arguments with people that my family and people that I love that just are totally polarized by the vaccine and... Yeah, everything's doing best. That stuff drives me crazy because, you know, everyone deserves their own medical treatment. However, they see fit.

I agree. All right, balls. Get out of here. Where can they go to get your game? Where can people go to get your game? Yeah, to my Patreon, to Twitter, balls deep weep. Balls deep weep. Okay, get out of here.

I'll give it another shot before I. Thank you for calling in. Good luck with your game game buddy. Thanks for having me guys. Yeah, bye. See ya Okay Well goofball I do voice mills everybody sure this is the dick show page my comm slash the dick show. See next Tuesday. This is No advice or anything. Oh, yeah, fuck, I have tons of advice. Schnobel says, hey Dick and Sean, please don't read my name on the show. Recently started dating this girl.

This was called the girlfriend Too Hot. Recently started dating this girl, petite 32Ds, legitimately super hot. Wow. Bragging I guess. Well, 32Ds, a small girl, big tits. Yeah. Everyone we meet wants to bang her

and dudes are constantly coming up to talk to us when we go out. I've just been playing it cool, but I was wondering if you and her Sean have any experience in this room? Yeah, it happens to me every time I go out with Sean. I go once, she gets bothered when women hit on me. Go fuck yourself. Awesome.

She gets, yeah, okay. Awesome. Left one that, left one, that one till the end. Yeah, that's right. She gets bothered when girls hit on me. Yeah, I'm not bothered when guys hit on her. Yeah, but really hates it. When something I can't control happens to me.

Yeah. It's totally upset at something that I have no, that has nothing to do with me. I can't stop, can't turn off the vibe, or whatever happens to her all the time. Just random things that I have nothing to do with upset her. And then I have to deal with that shit. Amazing.

Lock her up. Lock her in the house. Lock her in the pumpkin. What should I do? Never let her out. You're not gonna break up. Lock her in the house. Never let her go outside or go anywhere with her

because she can't handle normal things that are happening in life that you have no say over. Write a little, make a little card, make a little card apology. Says, I apologize, did a girl hit on me. I've been doing my best to get fatter and uglier so it never happens again, you fucking child. I don't make eye contact. I don't make eye contact.

I don't make eye contact. I look at my shoes the whole time. Can you see us with a male waiter? Say that every time, treat it totally seriously. You're right, honey. I shouldn't have done that. Let's go out tonight. I notice you have a male waiter over there.

Can you see this over there? I don't wanna upset my girlfriend, who has the mind of a 14 year old when a woman comes over and hits on me in any way. I don't want to, why would you be upset by that? Sweetheart? Is it because you constantly crave guys hitting on you? I wonder why that is.

What do you, Tommy John? Hey, Dick, don't read my name. Whoops. But it's me, your boy that got hot sauce at Road Rage LA. Oh, yeah. Let me lead with the meat. Wait, he got hot sauce?

Yeah, he's the one that tried to drink hot sauce, remember? Yeah. How do I avoid making child support? How do I avoid making child support after going from earning 35,000 to $100,000 a year? I had a kid at 16. I'm 25 now and my son is nine. He don't need child support.

Nine, just go get a job. Go open and only fans. The baby mama. Child labor laws and shit. Left me when he was about three. And is now married to the guy she cheated on me with for six months. It's awesome.

Two years ago, she moved 500 miles away to join her now husband as he does medical school. Oh my God. Wait, if you're, oh, you have to do child support even if she gets married. Well, the, yeah, child support is the right of the child. That's insane. You have to pay money for someone else to raise your kid. It's just your title to do that.

Are you your labor? I mean, because it's your body. It's supposed to be for the welfare of the you know, of the kid. Now, how it gets used? it may just be their fun money. You know what I mean? It's a fun money. Well, yeah, if she has a, you know, a gig and he comes out and gets a good gig and they're doing just fine to be able to raise the kid. Poor people can just be like, Hey, here's our vacation money.

There are some kids who get zero money, right? Yeah. And you don't, they don't make you pay 500 bucks a month to someone else's kid who has nothing. Why does it make sense for you to have to pay your own? Am I crazy? We never went to court, so I don't have any visitation arrangement.

Oh my God, but I also don't pay child support. Oh okay. When she moved, we both had our bachelor's degrees. She went on to get married and has two more kids since. Well, I did my master's degree. I feel bad not seeing my son that often. About once every three months, when he and his mom come to our home city to visit family.

But honestly, I'm a scumbag and kind of okay with it. The kid is four years, the husband is four years older than me and had a pregnant fiancée that died in a car crash. And my ex seems to be. It's a replacement. Oh, that's too bad. Anyway, I recently dropped out of my PhD program and accepted a position that's in another state

about 500 miles in the opposite direction of my son. So now you're a thousand miles away. Yeah, out of state that pays $100,000. I was earning 30,000 as a grad student previously. I didn't tell my baby mama or her family, and I already moved. Should I lay my cards on the table? Why the fuck would you do that?

And hope the status quo goes on or get out ahead of it and go to court myself. Ooh, if I go to court, I think it's certain I'll have to pay child support, but I'll probably have visitation. That sounds expensive. Although that's a negative on its own. Talking to her, I'll probably tell her mom since that's who I am most easily able to

converse with. At least I have a chance to keep my money. Bro, you don't trust anybody. Mom, nobody, everybody's where, so they smell that money in the water. Oh man, people are totally different people. People start getting funny. I wanna set up a $5.29 that would be a better use

of money than going to whatever the fuck she wants. Yeah, you don't wanna give that bitch a dime. I've seen firsthand the child support. Does whatever you do, go to every good attorney in her town and have a consultation with them about whether you should take their case because then they can't take her on as a client. Whatever you do, it's a pretty good idea. I mean, if seeing your kid is worth whatever it is, figure it out first,

but go to every good attorney and hurt in her town where she lives, poison the wealth, fuck her over first. Yeah, you know, that's a pretty good advice actually. So that when she comes in, he's, ah, I can't take, ah, man, yeah, I'm the best that fucking guy's over in the whole world. What do you, ah, can't take your case? Cause I had a chat with your husband already, actually,

how many of them could there be? Spend a day, spend two days, drop by, see your kid, give us a Pokemon card. That is how that works, right? Like it's, oh yeah, you don't have to pay them. Just having the, I think, just having the concentration of it. Yeah, I don't think you have to pay, I don't think you have to pay anybody.

This is like an ethics thing. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of, I mean, get your deal, get your deal in hand first, and then fuck up her ability to seal her. Or a gummy blazer. Hey, Dickinson, I need some advice. And I'll break it to my grandparents that I want to move out. There you go.

Just did it. I'm 22. Oh, I remember this. Do you like this one? No, I read it and I was hoping we'd, I'm 22. I've lived with them for three years. It's been pretty chill. They charge me one third of the utilities for rent,

and that's basically it. Because of this, I've been able to put away about 10 grand. And I make more than enough money to support myself in a one-bedroom apartment. Honestly, I can't live here anymore. I've gained 40 pounds since I've moved in. Oh, man, yeah, I think anybody would. Because what?

Because they're cooking for them? Yeah, as my grandma buys junk food and cooks for me, even when I tell her not to. Mm-hmm. Italian or Mexican, you think? Could be. Filipino. Oh yeah, Filipino moms.

Yeah. That's no joke. They still treat me like a child. And really, I just feel suffocated here. Trouble is, they tell me repeatedly that they like that I live with them. Brow. Well, of course they do.

And if I leave for a, they need to get a dog. Just say, look, here's something that is dependent on you. And I'm out. I'm gonna go do my own shit. If I leave for a weekend or whatever, they say how much they missed me and hate when I leave. I feel bad. But I really want to start my own life.

And I'm afraid that I will hurt them by telling them that I want to leave home. Yeah, it's probably not the worst thing that ever happened to them to be honest. Thanks, Dick, and go fuck yourself. Oh, what? I think this one's surprisingly easy. Yeah. I think he's built up in his mind that they're going to be either angry with him

or like so hurt that they, that it just kind of ruins their lives. It sounds honestly like you guys are really close. It sounds like a really good relationship. Maybe. And I don't think, unless I'm reading it wrong, I don't think there's any way

where they would begrudge you starting your life They might be they might be sad that you're going, but they'll understand that a 22 year old wants to get it's That's a they should look at it and they probably will overall as a good thing. Yeah, they say wow Boy, we love having you here and but you know We understand you've got to go we started our life. You know, your parents started their life. They'll get over it. And I can almost guarantee it will not ruin your relationship. Here's what you do. All good relationships are based on lies. So you say, not mex. I'm going to come home. I'm going to come back. Don't worry. I'm gonna come back every week or every day.

We'll have dinner. It'll basically be like I live here, but I'm not gonna live here. I'm just gonna get in the apartment. I'm gonna put some stuff in it. I'm gonna still live here. Yeah. And then you move a little bit more stuff every day, sleep there for a night. Oh, I was too drunk to, I was so so much in love with you that I couldn't come home. Just passed out on feeling drunk. And you ease, ease him into it, but always, always lie. Don't sit him down and say, I need to start my life and I really appreciate everything

that you've done for me. I'm just with the lies, right? I think that's what you're saying. That's another way to go. That's another way to go. It's another way to go. Hot cousins. Either one could work.

Don't read my name, asshole. Don't read my name on the show you, Coxer. I have two hot cousins who are sisters. The catch is, they're only technically cousins because my mom is an orphan. Oh, not related. Right. One cousin is three years older than me

and the other is six years older. Hey, Bobby, they're not our real sisters. The Brady Bunch. sisters. The Brady bunch. Yeah. I'm 24. I know for a fact the younger one is kind of wild. She's been going out to bars and taking thirst trap picks on Twitter with a very slutty girl we went to high school with.

Well, then she probably wants to fuck her cousin. You know, probably. The older cousin is recently separated. And she's posting thirsty TikToks and tweets constantly. Is that how women's signal they're availability today? Thirsty TikToks. Thirsty TikToks. Apparently so.

It's posting thirsty TikToks. Obviously, I'm not gonna try to fuck them, but I can't lie. Well, the what's the point of the email then? But I can't lie. The idea has crossed. He's hoping you'll go, he's hoping you'll go, no, you totally should.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. You should. I mean, I, you know, I obviously don't want to fuck them. I mean, because that'd be, that'd be weird, right? I mean, they're, you know, not cousins. They're not like blood relatives or anything. I mean, but it's still, it's still being weird. Right? I mean, I think it's weird.

I mean, yeah, it's weird, right? Obviously, I'm not gonna try to fuck them, but I can't lie. The idea is cross my mind a lot lately. I just wanna know your take on this. Yeah. Son, I went con. Anyway, go fuck yourself.

I also want more of Sean's animal planet segment. That shit is the best to listen to while stoned at work. Okay, whatever you do, don't fuck both of them. Mm. That'll cause lots of problems. That'll cause lots of problems. Yeah, you will not, if you do this, if you do this on the slide,

it will not stay under last. Not stay on the slide. This has to stay on the slide. Yeah. Because remember, you better pick a target. Pick one, pick the third steer one, if you're gonna do it. But obviously you're not. Obviously you're gonna do, obviously it's horrible and wrong

and you don't wanna do it, you're just riding it for fun. But if you're gonna do it, fuck one of them. Don't fuck both of them. If you fuck both of them, they're both gonna tell each other and then they're gonna lose their fucking minds. And always remember, everyone hates men. Everything, if there's a man involved, all of it is his fault.

Well, the two will gang up on you. Yes. And then they're gonna let it out and everyone in your fucking, and everyone in your family is gonna think you're a weirder than a rapist. For what you do. You will never get to go to Thanksgiving again.

Now, are you willing to give up on actually? Maybe this is good for you. If your family is full of fucks and you really wanna get one over on them, fuck both of them. But otherwise, yeah, if you wanna just cut ties with your family, then by all means, why would it be wrong?

They're not even related, right? No, it's not wrong. It's not wrong. Cares. Get a hand job at least. Let's see if regular cousin could give you a hand job. What's the deal? What's the deal, bitch?

Okay, everybody. And let us know how it goes for God's sake. Senator Roddick's story. I haven't played one of those in a while. I have a bunch of this is the next show. I'll see you next Tuesday. Page your mind, I'll come to the next show. I'll see you next Tuesday.

This is a safe state corrupted release an album. I'm gonna play a little bit. Cool. Safe state corrupted.bandcamp.com. Let's play. What does that say? Chinatown? I can't read it that far away. Say, say corrupt. Oh, we have tiny dinosaurs. This is chameleon, it's what it's called. Chameleon. Chinatown's better. Better than anything. Did he open for us in Portland?

No, that was my room records. Oh shit, oh yes. Oh my god, this guy wrote and I forgot to read it. You and Sean were asking if anyone had a pet possum. Oh yeah. This guy does. They only live two years, so he passed on. Wow.

He was from a litter of 14 I found. I let the rest go, but I kept one and raised it. Weird pet, I don't recommend it unless you have a female. I was a male and once it hit sexual maturity, he got real weird. Yeah, he sent in picks of this to prove it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that weird? Yeah, that fucking monster. Ha ha ha. I mean, gross. Yeah, it is. In some, I got it man. There it is.

It's almost cute in a weird way with it from certain angles, but man, I see those things out in the wild. These things are fucking hideous. Yeah. And the way they like, they're so slow like the way they like wobble, I always think they have some weird disease. Yeah they do look like they're like sick. Like you wouldn't want to ever touch it.

Uh, I see what else I miss. I have like an irrational hatred of possums. Oh this was a good one that I got. It's about COVID transmission, unfortunately. So there was a study that said vaccinated people are 65% less likely to spread it, right? Because that's what children are reservoirs now. COVID reservoirs, because they're unvaccinated,

and they get spreaded. So it depends on what the study, what COVID they're talking, which variant they're talking about. That's what they said. So they buried at the bottom of the article. Says the new study showed that protection against transmission seemed to wane over time, however, after three months, people who had breakthrough infections after being vaccinated

were just as likely to spread the Delta variant as the unvaccinated. So after, that was at the bottom. So it says, the Delta vaccinated way less likely and then at the bottom, three months after. Like, are you kidding me? Most people have gone three months without their vaccination. Oh, we know this is totally pointless. Well, we know that the, that there's lots of breakthrough infections. Yeah, but this is about like,

well, what's the point then? If you're vaccinated, what's the point of me not being vaccinated? Yeah, and what's the point? Even with the spread, if it's three months old, it's the same. Well, the point, the latest CDC data from the most recent two months that they've compiled is, they're still 86% of the deaths are from unvaccinated. And that's, you know, that's obviously, yeah.

That's a lower number than what the vaccine was originally designed for. So that's the, you know, I don't understand what you're saying. Well, I'm saying it's standing death. Yeah, yeah, death and serious illness. Yeah. I'll give you that. Yeah, that's all, yeah. So shouldn't that be? That's what it's still, that's what you're saying. Well, I'm saying it's standing death. Yeah, yeah, death and serious illness. Yeah. I'll give you that.

Yeah, that's all. Yeah. So shouldn't that be? So that's why it's a matter of I'm not vaccinated then. Um, if it prevents everyone's death, who fucking cares if I die? Because it's easier to, you're more likely to spread it than you were the original. Yeah, I get it.

This says after three months, that's mood. Well, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, I don't know. I haven't looked at it or seen what, where it came from or what, what months or what, you know, what data, the story's changing all the fuckers. Of course, no, I mean, it's changing all the time, because, you know, as you get new information, you know, it should change all the time. They should not still be saying, oh yeah, 95% effective. I mean, that would be wrong. Yeah. And Biden said, heard of you, and he's 98%.

Well, wait a minute. Well, that's not listening to Joe Biden. What is he talking about? Joe Biden on anything with this. But he's making us do stuff. Yeah. Yeah. He shouldn't be. Okay, here we go. There's a dick. Every single fucking car seems to do this. Every single car has the brake pedal way to center. Way to center. Way to center. That's true. It should be higher car. It should be higher car. If you're on top, that you put it on your heel in front of the brake pedal and outward rotate your right foot to the gas. So if you have to slam on the brakes, that inward rotation to a straight foot is backward. And we're having your heel planted in front of the gas

and have a flip. Everything will fucking car drive. Lentil, friends car, my car. The brake pedal is like for your left foot. It's really over there. It is, oh my God, it's arthritis in my knees and hips. the I'm just going to run into the steamer. Oh, just run you to the right there, man. I have to go fucking God. Every single car.

Yeah, some kind of degenerative bone disease or something. What do you mean they do what for a reason? Well, they do that on purpose because they don't want an accidental acceleration. Cheap. This is in the 80s, I think. Yeah. I saw a kind of a, not a special on it,

but just a show on it. You know, it think. I saw a kind of a, not a special on it, but just a, just a show on it. You know, it's where I learned the term sudden vehicle acceleration. Where these people, these people swear that their jeeps just fucking took off like in a parking lot. And they tried to, I was mashing on the brake and I couldn't. It's like, they found that that model, it was like an inch and a half over to the right from where a normal brake pedal was. Oh, really? Yeah. And it's like, people in like a panic,

like if they accidentally hit the gas, their minds just kind of go blank and they just think that they're mashing on the brake. It's like it won't stop. So they don't want that anywhere near, they wanna make sure that you know God damn well where the brake and where the gas is. What about people with no legs?

Don't they have like hand accelerators? They must. That's what I want. Yeah. Break all the legs. Or they get a complimentary dwarf to go down and push the pedals. Oh, is that what they either one?

I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. I'll take you to one. Stop! Stop you're good for nothing. Okay.

Let's try this one. Hey, Deakin Chan, it's not really a rage in the Therleyas. What the fuck is this? Uh, whenever you see emergency vehicles going down the other side of the street, and there's like a fucking divider or like a planter. Why are you pulling over? Yeah. Everybody on the other side of the street where the emergency vehicle clearly cannot go.

Can I go? Close down, pull over. what the fuck you guys doing good rage by we're gonna just fucking go to the plan like when I'm a clear street on the other side what do you think is the right people stopping and saluting the hero on that side it's like is that why they think they have to pull over because they stop it oh see they're going to save somebody's life let me

stop and acknowledge them no that's a fucking have a huge planter. You know what I'm saying? No, it's not, you don't legally have to though pull over if there's a planner in the way. Thanks. I mean, that's what I tell people. They're not going to, there's no reason for it. Yeah. 100% right. They're going to jump over, but then people don't understand on this side. That I complain about the drive home that I had where every freeway overpass was full of firemen, like doing a firemen? Oh yeah, a big fireman.

A while ago, right? It was a while ago. Yeah, I think you mentioned it. I remember that. I think they are pulling over to take pictures to salute the firemen. Maybe, but no, I see it all the time. It's like, no, there's a huge median there.

Yeah. And you can see that everybody is pulled over they got a straight shot to get by you. Hey Dick sitting here listening to the bonus episode. Yeah it was great. I can't I just can't get over the fact that ox mat over here, mat ox, whatever the fucky goes by nowadays. The fact that he's sitting here judging stakes

and saying which one is which. This guy has no fucking idea what he's talking about. He's sitting here going, oh, there's the lag, you know, the Japanese lag is like, you could see the pictures. You could see the pictures. You know, read my answer. Yeah, yeah. I used to cut and package meat.

No, and this asshole goes, oh, the wagyu is absolutely fantastic. And then some skirt steak. Does he not fucking know that skirt steak is some of the cheapest fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, you might have. Yeah. This asshole eats fucking candy. And drink this fucking beer. Like, what the fuck does he, like, he can't even get his own fucking needs right. You know, I love a good New York state, but this fucking moron is sitting here trying to say that skirt's big. I mean, the fuck the shit is the fuck is fucking rubber? I mean, it's good. I'm going to cook in a different way. I can't even fucking ride his own body. You can

really get with hanger steak or skirt steak, but this guy's a fucking idiot. I'm glad you're fucking his girlfriend. I'm a rib by man myself. Yeah, that's the safest one. Every time it's the best flavor. Flaver is not enough meat. Well, the filet is also not enough flavor. Yeah, it's very, it's got great texture. I mean, it's super soft and everything, but it's like there's a reason why sometimes they wrap or a filet and like bacon or sometimes it has a different sauce on it or some kind of like a peppercorn sauce or something. I do too, green peppercorn sauce. But oh yeah, rib eyes where it's at for me.

Curious why it is that hashtag stop being fat is apparently an acceptable trending topic. When we all know that hashtag stop being gay or stop being black would be called out as intolerant clap trap. Stop being black. Okay, here are a lot of people clamor. Have you ever heard anyone suggest that someone, except maybe Rachel Dola's all or Sean,

Sean White, Sean King, whatever his name is, stop being black, stop being gay. I don't know if I've ever, I've said that to a straight guy, probably. I don't know if I've ever said that to gay, a gay man. No, I don't think so. Probably said be gay. In fact, I've probably said, I've, yeah, I've said that to only recruit some more guys. Let's competition. Be more gay. Yeah. Said that to women too. Oh, fully endorse it. Yeah. Never have I said, stop being gay. No. Broke, stop being fat. Woke, knowing that body types vary and health isn't measured by a number on a scale.

Be spoke, knowing there's an obesity epidemic, hurting public health greatly. Big time. Also knowing that be rating people over it makes it worse. I don't know. Seems like you guys are doing that over the vaccine. Oh, I don't know. Hey, hey, you know what makes me a rage fucking, uh, okay. And every single McDonald, there's a secret RNG value that in terms of whether or not

they're going to start breakfast at a random fucking time for no reason. Okay. Okay, let me reveal you with a story. Please. I like it. I want to go get some McDonald's. Like dinner food like burgers and shit as you do I Both to this McDonald's they say welcome to McDonald's. We're serving breakfast at this time I'm like why please

For fuck's sake explain to me why you serving breakfast do we have fucking hours before breakfast starts and it's like well Okay fucking hours before breakfast starts and it's like well okay I know what situations we're just serving the fuck you you cannot have your burgers it's just a random like R&D value in the code of McDonald's that sometimes they'll come free just like what over to breakfast a couple hours pretty much early and it's just it's not that I got to wait. I mean, like, ah. Dude needs a burger. It's very frustrating. 2 a.m.

Is that what he said? There's serving McDonald's breakfast. It's two in the morning. This is nothing that's ever happened to me. You know what I mean? So, he's talking 24 hour McDonald's drive-thrues? Yeah, you haven't seen that? No, no, I know there are things.

I've just never, I've never been to one. Well, they switch over to breakfast at some point. Yeah, you haven't seen that. No, no, I know there are things. I've just never, I've never been to one. Well, they switch over to breakfast at some point. Yeah. And he was saying they have an RNG value. Wait, what's an RNG value? I don't know. I didn't say what it is. Is it like some kind of a, of it like data that's, you know, that each store has that's like people are actually wanting breakfast at this time over McDonald's breakfast. The McDonald's breakfast cut off will never not be a problem because nobody really knows when it is. It should be a 10th month or 11. Oh no. If you're going to McDonald's at 10th at 1045 because you're fucked

up that morning. Well, anything over. If you want a quarter pounder at 1045 in the morning, then go, then fuck yourself. Yeah, that's drive your car. Wait, wait 15 minutes. Yeah, it's true. I can't rewind time to go back to when they were making breakfast, but you can sit and wait for 15 minutes. Where else are you going to go?

Why didn't you eat breakfast? Yeah, eat some breakfast, going from wanting a burger to a burger at 10.45 in the morning. It's too early. To having a sausage McMuffin is not a big drop, but wanting a sausage muffin and having to get a big Mac is fucking disgusting at 10.45. Just 11 o'clock. Yeah. That's a agree on that.

10.30. No. I can hit, I can hit at 11 o'clock, but 10.30, 10.30, it's into 10.'clock but ten thirty ten thirty five it's so it's it's fucked and now they're going from the other direction dumb uh... let's see here subject john

yes is rec sexton you know make me rage this week? Because when these girls fill out their online dating profiles with some milk toast content, like, I'm an open book. If you have any questions, just ask. Yeah, you know, we know. We know you want to be prompt questions, dummy. Also, you're never even going to match with my ugly ass anyway. So I don't have the opportunity.

And if I did, you won't respond. And also, what makes you think you're so fucking fascinating that people need to go through some kind of inquisition and i'll give it to the dog or how many siblings you have right here what's that i'm tiddy girl will you fit in your panties and mail them back to me and i'm blocked

okay get your eye this then are you bitch? Anyway, go fuck yourself. I'm an open book. Ask me anything, ask me anything, and I will regurgitate what I heard on television, or read on Gabby Petito's Instagram. And you have to sit there and pretend like it's interesting, like you haven't heard it. It's a thousand times before

Yeah, I said about right sure about fucking right Here we go Hey, hey Sean. Hey my rage Zoomers man. Yeah, I just got back from drunk cinema. They play a movie. They tell you one to drink the great fucking time Sounds like watching kililla Klaun's Matter Space. It can't be. Fun. You drink a lot.

And there was a group of like 15 Zoomers sitting to our left. And I don't think Zoomers know how to laugh. No. Like, instead of chuckling at the absurdity of things, it was like a Marvel movie where they have to make a clip about everything you know like a clown tells someone with popcorn ha ha ha ha no they go

popcorn real real nice letter jill so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh my fucking mind, I don't know. I'm born in 1994. God. Yeah, I think you're right. It's like that with Vito's bathwater thing. 1994. Yeah, you know, he's just old enough to start getting pissed at the next generation, yeah. He deserves it too.

I mean, we're all nice. We're to kill someone. What the fuck was that? What do you call because you're what you're watching on TV isn't funny? So you think everybody's got a mystery a science theater 3000 it or whatever. Yeah, mystery science. That's the show Yeah, it's been a while since I said that Okay, let's go with handicaps stalls and about handicaps all of the phone is that the uh... let me tell you real stalls

the stalls for normal people quote-unquote uh... those are not designed for for men that those signs are like weird you know midget people like even rouse, who can somehow fit those. Like, I know Dick is kind of like, you know, bordering on the manlet status, but like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's no way. I've been in some bathrooms where it's like, what the fuck is this? I know. They can be tiny. I am a normal sized adult male, and there's no way that the stall was built for someone with legs at all. I don't know, I don't know how to say how the, those stalls aren't the handicapped stalls because these people don't have legs.

Yeah. And they're built for people who don't have legs. It's going to happen. It's fucking absurd. I never feel bad for you with the handicapped stalls. Fuck the handicapped. Well, yeah, I don't know. They can't, handicapped people can't wait 10 minutes for you to take a shit.

Most of them have a bag anyway. Yeah, they're just going in there to empty their bags. Yeah, you know, what the hell? I mean, I just I use it because, you know, because because it's great. Room. Yeah, can take all your clothes off. And the odds of somebody who's handicap needing it at that time are very low. I think it have a seed and weight. They're all, yeah, they're sitting down. Right. What if there's another handicap person in there? Just because I

happen to be using it doesn't mean that it wouldn't have already been using you being used by a handycat first. I said under the right circumstances, I was definitely handycat before I went in there. Yeah, that's true. So, kind of forgot to plug the biggest, we did the biggest problem episode two. Oh yeah. Oh this guy forgot to plug it.

How was that show? It's good. How's it doing? You had a lot of participation? Yeah, we did a bonus episode. We did the first bonus episode for two. Yeah, I think it's in a lot of participation? Yeah, we did a bonus episode. We did the first bonus episode for two. Yeah, I think it's getting a lot of participation. Cool.

We'll see. I think we're on episode 11. I'm trying to remember what the original show was like on episode 11. I think that was when Maddox started bringing in me as a problem. Oh, really? Yeah, I have to go look.

Hey, Big. this is your designated graduate for the big show. I got a good rage for you. Getting a fucking tart, car toad. That's so bad. I live on Main Street. They're closing up on the street now

for some fucking walk us on Or like the high school or some shit And they send us a little paper and they is list all the streets first off. They don't write a map Such a racket. They're closing down between here and here 12 times or whatever like I'm supposed to figure that shit out So to make it easy. I go to the parking lot, which is like right next door, right? So I'm like, oh, okay, well, just fucking park there. So I wake up the next morning, I go to go to my car

and where I guess wherever they were doing their little walk-a-thon, was also where the farmers market was. So the farmers market moved their ship to the parking lot of Mark that. And no one told me that I was gonna happen. So I had to go pay, I had to go pay the sheriff's apartment at $140 to release my car.

And then I had to pay the parking toll company for 100. That's always. The tow company. 400. Yeah, always, always. Yeah, always. Yeah. No, it's such a poor shit. It's a record. Dude, it's legitimately a record. Yeah.

That is the most withering, the most embittered check you will ever pay is to a fucking tow truck driver. Oh, yeah. It's happened to me. Yeah. you will ever pay is to a fucking tow truck driver. So it's happening. Oh yeah. It's happening to me. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just so much bitterness and pile and hatred that it will immediately engender in you toward a tow truck company. Pull up some articles on just, on whatever city you live in about, about, about tow companies. What do you mean? It's a huge, it's a huge jam. Yeah, it's a huge fucking racket. How so? Here, pull them up.

Businesses are ripped off by con artist posing as truck operators. They call the business, telling them that they're bringing a vehicle in for repair, that can't be it. How to recognize a tow truck scam? What kind of, what kind of scams are that? Because they're doing it with the cops to really. Yeah. Mr. Johnny on the spot, if you do break down on the side of the road,

don't talk about. Yeah. Parking lot towing scams. Another towing scam is for tow truck drivers who illegally tow cars parked in shopping center parking lots. Yeah. Yeah. They do that too. They used to happen. That used to happen in a Ralph's parking lot. It's shit like that. Ralph's parking lot in Echo Park where I live. Yeah, it's the first time I got towed, I was sleeping in my girlfriend's house, lady. And the fees, that's why it's so much money too. Let me see, along with the reading about all of this,

some toy companies will add on a release fee, gate fee, it's like other fees. Like a service charge and a weekend charge. I got hit with, I got to todo, I was parked in my girlfriend's house because I'll try to her townhouse or whatever condo it was in high school. You had to turn in and then you had to turn, you had to turn it, turn into it and then turn into this little miniature parking lot, right? So it was easier for me to just park over

On the other side of this planner. Mm-hmm. So I just pull my truck in there and sit there, right? So I came out cars gone and then you have to go through the calling the car It was like I would say I was there for probably four or five hours. Yeah. The security people had called the tow truck company. They claim because my truck was facing the wrong way on the street. Keep in mind, this is a total dead end. Yeah.

It was just, you know, instead of doing a three point turn and backing in or whatever, I just pulled it in and then did the three point turn. But it's the same car shape. Yeah, no, right? Like there's no real reason. While your car should be pointing the wrong way,

but the fucking security guard decided to take it upon himself to hit me with a Friday night fee of $150 and then a Saturday fee because it was overnight. That's another $150 for overnight. And then a Saturday fee for like $350. Storing your car. Yeah. Yeah. Pro, this is like all that shit. Everything I've ever made in my life. Yeah.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I know. Uh, how do you, how are you still alive doing this to everybody? Like why have we not, why don't we just burn your stupid little lot down? Uh, like why don't, why don't there are more violence against toe truck drivers just randomly? Cause you know, cause you know how badly they're fucking you and everybody else. Big time. Uh, I, that's the most sickening, that's the most sickening charge you'll ever put on your credit cards.

Oh, wow. It's true. I parked there after four and so the police, the police hit me with a reasonable $100 ticket, but then somehow you are hitting me with an $800 ticket. Yeah. No, it's awesome. You've preached another fucking choir. It's, it is, it's true. It is the fucking most bitter you will be about paying anything to, yeah, to drive legally or get your car back or even when I go to Pilates, they get this. I've explained the parking lot

mess that is the, the Pilates studio, right? I think so. Women go driving whatever they want, talking their phone, but I'm just thunder dome. They managed to put a coffee shop, and a parking lot that was already too small, they managed to put a coffee shop next to it, which is right in the middle. Right next to, oh,

right in the middle of the lot. Same parking lot. Amazing. Okay, so there is a, there's like a Chinese bank next to it, and there's a Chinese bank on one side and a chase bank on the other totally empty all the time. Parking lots are empty all the time, right?

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