The Dick Show - Episode 280 - Dick on The Designated Virgin

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Youth soccer is ruined, a French Manicure military, Lizzo wears a tuna net, gay culture and the designated virgin, vaccine passport deja vu, Netflix stomps the trans resistance, waking up, paying attention, and the national divorce, and Brandon Buckingham in studio wrestling boxers and picking up Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Yeah, wow. So I like, I mean, fully, you mean like a hundred pages? Yeah. Real movie. Done. Over the weekend. Over three days. Boom.

Beginning to end. Done. Done. And it's amazing. Really? I take back anything I said about Hollywood where I was talking about over representation of some kind of community life.

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I haven't noticed it. I haven't gotten bit. And they usually like me. I wake up looking like an allergy test. Just new nipples, fucking new rows of nipples, all down my back and they never go where I could itch them. It's always like, that's the worst. I am, you know, you gotta get something.

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Just who he is is I mean I I'm so glad that he exists. Yeah I the reason I told that movie thing is because I'm a little wired because I was up to like five in the morning writing it like where you really Yeah, I got those Here's what makes me a kid soccer. Yeah, up at my, as I said, girlfriend's out of town. So I get real wild and go up and watch the little kids play soccer. Good question though. You're Mexican. Did you grow up playing soccer?

Yeah, but not Mexican soccer. I mean, did you play like organ like AYS, OYS, OYS? So you did. Yeah, Mexican soccer is played in a Dollar Tree parking lot. And there's no goals or a retina regulation size. They're like between two soccer balls get run over by pickup trucks frequent me. I did that. See? I was just going to start an hour soccer balls over and it was an early flowers. It was an accident, but they were all running into the street ready trying

to get it and it popped out from between two part cars and my front wheels missed it. My back wheels got it and I just saw them all die on a side. Like, oh, fuck. Get a sword for that man. Come on. I did a sword for the front got around. No, so I didn't play my back.

You got to see how they're making kids play this game. Okay. You got to see what they're doing. I'm convinced that children would be better off if we just put them in the wild when they're born, maybe with a sack of milk or something that they can take into the great survival instincts. They just be so much happier. They just be so much better off.

You know, I don't know how I, I haven't any research to back this up. They got these kids are playing the, I get to the field. I'm not a big fan of kids sports, you know, because it's bad. Yeah, because it's bad. And the parents take it away too seriously. I hate the fucking parents. Yeah, a little league parents. You get there into some some fat slabs screaming at kids, you're not doing the drills, right?

And go, my God, buddy, in Saturday, fucking morning, over here, if you were screaming like that at anybody else, you might get shot. Oh, yeah, you can't do that in the real world. One of these kids might have a 3D printer at home. They're gonna print themselves a self-defense weapon of choice. I'm kind of a distributed defense, self-defense weapon. They're gonna bring you to soccer practice.

You get, for you to be threatening them with your violent words at any moment, well, you gotta be careful doing this stuff like that. Just, it's all around. You got adults here listening. You screaming at fucking kids. Come on, I'm, come on. Come on, what are you doing?

They start the game. Why don't you pass, coach? The kids start the game with a chant of, let's have, just have fun. Children are gathered around the coach and they lead a chant for the kids, just have fun. Just have, every, all of them. All of the teams are like, what is this?

What is this nightmare? Like I understand from the adults, point of view, you wanna go around to every adult on the sideline and beat and say, what's the point of the game? I'm like, well, to develop and beat them until they say, it's fun, it's fun, it's fun. Right.

That's what you do. You have a fun warden. Not for the kids. They know how to have fun. Adults take the fun out of the game. Yes. You have a fun warden at kids sports that goes around the sidelines with the paddling stick

and goes, what's the point of the game? And anybody who doesn't say fun gets beaten until they say, I don't know if it's fun, it's fun. It's fun to start with, well, it gets hit. Yeah. It's a single moment of hesitation. It has to for lights. And there is fun.

There's an answer. That's it. So they started playing this fun, very fun game. Now, these are your nephews. Yeah. Which one of the older, but they both have soccer games. Okay. There's your fans.

So right? Cause they're ages. They haven't like put all the kids together, right? No, no, no, they still separate them by. 16 to four. I mean, it's all like everybody else. They're the same. Everybody gets equal play. It was actually my nephew's team, who's eight, I think, or about to turn eight was playing

the women's Olympic team. So it was kind of a fair match. Fair match. Yeah, I think it was one to one or one to two. I don't remember who won. Right. I mean, one team there's actually more crying on. Yeah. So they started playing this game and they're terrible.

They're terrible, right? I'm like this is worse than kids. Right, they don't know. The goalies are getting the ball and just like kind of holding it and like walking around and putting it down on the ground. I'm like, what the fuck is, what the fuck turn of sister? What the fuck is going on here? Right. Is your goalie's retarded?

I thought it was one of those, he goes, I thought I allowed to kick it. I'm not allowed to kick. Wait, is that real? Yeah, I thought I was just making a joke. I'm on par with, right? Yeah. They show us someone involved

with this little sports kids league. I'm not allowed to kick it anymore. I'm not allowed to kick because she goes, oh, the headers are dangerous. And she goes, well, I've been here in there. But also, oh, no, no, no, the headers are dangerous. And she goes, well, I've been hearing that. But also, oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry. She goes, well, because it makes the game not fun. I'm like, I strongly disagree that was the only fun part

of the fucking game, because otherwise you just spend the entire game watching the other team shoot goals at your guys. So she goes, well, also the headers are a little bit dangerous. It's like, amazing. So the headers are a little bit dangerous. Like, amazing. So the headers are dangerous. So they brainwashed and gaslit everyone into thinking that the game is less fun with the kicks.

And I said, okay, well, why doesn't the goalie, why don't they know to walk to the side and do like a fucking roll? Like, go here, here, I got the ball here, going. She goes, oh, yeah, that's another thing. They have to switch positions every game. So they can't play the same position again until they play every position. Oh god I've got they go three weeks before you get and I don't know about you Sean But the goalie is a kind of a specialized position for a weird fuck that likes to sit there and be

Instantly responsible for like life or death situations. That's me. You. That's me. I always picked the most pressure, but I was, I was a pitcher in baseball. I was a goalie and Isocki. Yeah. It's always the loneliest position. Yeah. They're alone because, you know, they, they, they, you've got, you know, forwards, they

got the defense to back you up, right? Defense. Okay. Missed it. Whatever. You got the goalie. Golly, the fucking red light and then the top of the net backs on. Yeah, everyone hates you.

Everyone knows you fucked up. Everyone goes, I'm talking about you. Yeah, even if it's only you. Even if it's a two-on-o. Sean fucked up that shot right off his glove for the rest of their lives. I don't remember that. This kid, I know what you. I know what you do.

Come see him. The sport golly comes in. He's got to be sick to take those kind of positions. The sport kid walks in and the golly goes, oh oh sorry, I know I suck at Goli guys. They're like guys, okay. It's like, why are you doing this to these fucking kids? Well, it's just, what the fuck is wrong with you, the rap.

The rap. The this, the fucking referee is walking around with a pink COVID mask. He's the only one mask on the whole field. Best cancer awareness. Best cancer awareness. Is that what the whole field best cancer awareness best cancer awareness Is that I mean it's cancer awareness mask yeah, and he's got a whistle making machine instead of a whistle He's got this fucking box. He pulls out of his pocket that goes And nobody pays attention because there's tons of fields going on so every time there's a whistle

You know you look around. Oh wait, is that us? Is there our guy you look at your fucking right? Hands on his pockets didddling around with his whistle machine. It should be in his mouth. So you know that he just put a whistle. Stop here. You gotta pay attention to the ref. You gotta get your heads in the game, because there's like no one fucking knows

when he's blowing his whistle machine, you fucking morons. He should have put his hand up. He should, right? I mean, if he or she puts his hand up his ass. Yeah. Is what he should do. Whistle machine right up his ass. Just how brave. That's even further than I would have thought for kids. I mean, if you're just gonna put his hand up his ass. Yeah, is what he should do with some machine right up his ass. Just shout, we're that.

That's even further than I would have thought for kids. I mean, throw a ball in the middle of a rolled-in position. Do whatever you want. If I was playing baseball and I got like as a little kid and, you know, like I got stuck in like left field where nobody fucking pulls the ball to as an eight year old. Yeah. Then like, I mean, that would have been ideal for me. left field where nobody fucking pulls the ball to as an eight year old.

Then like, I mean, that would have been ideal for me. Do you know a pissed I would fucking be in that game? Nightmare. If I would have got put on like second base, I'd quit. There's too much stress. I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack out there. Get me out of here. Oh, and the best part, no oranges in half time. That is like these

stable. That is as consistent with youth soccer. It's always oranges because I never played soccer. All my friends did and be like, Hey, I've got a, you know, soccer game ball. It's like, okay, I'll go watch like whatever. Dude, always remember the oranges at half time. Wow. Outrageous. No orange because of COVID. They look at they look look at the orange on them. Their parents are allowed to show them an orange slice on their phone. On the right, at half time.

And they get a little, they could have Lovian response, the Salivary Glanty going a little bit. Right. The expert says the same. It's exactly the same. Right. That's outrageous. Right.

Throw a ball in a fucked field. Unbelievable. I can't believe the goalies can't kick. Throw the kids in the forest. Then why the, why don't they just say no headers? Uh oh, yeah. They're worried about that. Because you can play out your chest, right?

Because they're always there. And some fucker that does it. Because all of this is engineered dead. All of this is engineered so that the kids who are naturally like big and good just dominate because no one else knows what the fuck they're doing Yeah, no, I was like, I don't know I don't know how to be golly now now. I'm a whatever sweeper of whatever Anyway, what are I what else do I have?

People are waking up You know that Sean what do you mean? Did you know that the people are waking up? Have you heard that before people are waking are waking up? Just as it yes, I know the experience are waking up. Even just as, yeah, I know the experts are waking up. Let that sink in, and hip to the fact people are finally waking up. Yeah, okay. Let that sink, people are finally waking up. People are not waking up. I don't know, conservative, probably liberals too,

but I don't, I fucking hate that fray. Oh, let that sink in. And this is, and 1984 was not an instruction manual. Oh my God, we got it. We fucking, people are not waking up, but I got bad, people are not fucking waking up. They're never gonna wake up. That's a little macho fantasy that you and your fucking

three percenters have while you're dressing up in combat gear or whatever you're doing. Like freedom fighting and resisting, resisting and not my president thing. No one's fucking waking up. No one's ever going to do shit. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry that it's not going to work. Sorry that it's that people are not waking up to you. Yeah.

Yeah. A national divorce. Shit. Have you seen that? No, you've seen that retarded cope? No. People are seriously talking about a national, I don't know how serious they are. Like, country getting, yeah. Time for a national divorce.

Shut the shut the fuck up. It's not happening. Just shit people say. Just shut up. Just stop. You guys just go, go have a meetup together. The national divorce and you can talk about and separating the assets. You can goose yourselves up. I'm so sick of it. Let's see what I got here.

Oh yeah, this was, Oh, the vaccine passport that you asked about. What vaccine passport? So we go to the, we go to watch the Dodger game at the bar, right? Let's fucking that shit. Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah, right, to get into it. I forget my wallet.

Yeah. Whoops. Go figure. Packing your back pocket to check your wallet still there's still the greatest solution on the universe. That's what I do. I pat my right front pocket and my two back pockets. I leave the house. It's like, yep, wallet, phone, keys.

I didn't, because all my shoots everywhere now because the dog's, I'd come in one door, throw it down, throw it in the car. You're dealing with the dog. Yeah, where the fuck did I set my keys? I put it and I said, well, Randy's gonna be there, so I'll trick him into paying for it, right? I'll just leave.

He gets mad if he doesn't sometimes. I know. So I'll, I give him, so him some. Okay, I'll just go in. And I say, we need an ID and an ID and your vaccine passport. And like, well, do you have a good relationship with your dad? And she says, no, it's okay. We'll look at this. All this grade in my beard.

Is that turn you on? And she's like, yeah, there you go. That's my ID. You know, I'm old enough to be your dad. Uh-huh. The vaccine passport here you go. And she's like, well, I still need to see your ID because the vaccine passport.

What do you mean? Why? So I got to check the name of your, what, why would I need? You need to cross reference the name. We can borrowed somebody's. Oh yeah, I went through all this trouble of having a fake genuine Nicholas Cage fan club pass.

And I'm gonna fuck up the name. Is this just something you came up with or are they telling you you have to do this? I'm guessing they're telling them. And then how do you know the idea is my name? What? Sure, no you don't. This is like the definition of a word is the word. I'm guessing they're telling them. And then not, it's how do you know the idea is my name? Right. Sure. No, you don't.

This is like the definition of a word is the word. Like, well, now I need to see your ID to make sure you have two. So I'm faking this document, but this one, this one's absolutely top tier. Right. So I sit there, my standard move in these types of situations is to just go, oh, and fiddle around, and thumb through my phone for a really uncomfortable long time until they either kick me out

or just say, you're fine. Right, and you're doing this under the pretense of trying to what, find some sort of identification. Like, I'm not gonna do a picture picture from my license here. Yeah, maybe You said that to match like oh, uh, that's when I start the ooh just start buying time until they get busy and pull the way right? Mm-hmm, so I guess because you know what I I trust your finance Right, I gotta get is I gotta buy as many drinks as possible and start racking up a bill so they don't throw me out right? Yeah, yeah, so Randy comes and I tell him and he goes, oh, yeah, you think that?

You think there it's bad at his gym. You should see the other guy at his gym. They don't ever mark down that he's shown his pass. And maybe you can say that this is also happening. So every time anybody goes to his gym, they have to get out their fucking passport. And then they have to get out their fucking passport, and then they have to get out their ID. To show that the passport matches the ID every fucking time,

they scan the gym thing, right, that has their profile, it has all their shit that you could easily, can you update my gender on that and change it from man to woman to attack helicopters or something? Oh yeah, sure, no problem, you update your permanent record. Now it says that forever. Yeah.

No ability to say, oh yeah. Can you see that? Black Hawk. Yeah. Yeah. No ability to mark that in any kind of way so that you could accidentally fuck up and forget any one of the handful of your personal dossier that you're now required to carry around to go work out.

That's fucking. Build up antivirals the way your God intended you to. That's annoying. Working out. And the fucking idiots enforcing it. Yeah. Yeah. Honey, see here.

I need to see. I need to match the things. Could you not? Okay. Jesus. I think we're, let me see Riley's message. Riley's sending it. Is that the dog at the door or it sounded like a knock?

Sounded like, let me see. Brandon. Brandon Buckingham. Oh, are you here? Come on in. Come on in. If you're here, don't go rooting around for God's sake. Hey, come on in.

Come on in. Have a seat. I'm in the middle of complaining about things. Yeah. So that's the vaccine past brain and bucking hand. Please have a seat right there, buddy. Charlocked door or something? Yeah, it's a dog locked door. Yeah, but it keeps people out. You figured it out. Yeah. Hey, pull that down. Yeah. Pull that down. Yeah. I'm like a little bit a little bit more if you can. How you guys doing? You having a good day? Yeah. No, I'm having a horrible day. They're fucking if you can. How you guys doing? You having a good day? Yeah.

No, I'm having a horrible day. You're fucking your shit up. What's going on? There's everything in. Everything's a problem. Children's soccer's been ruined. This is the part of the show where I ran nonsenseically about things that have frustrated me during the week.

The Army. The Army, Sean. Yeah, man. How about them? How about those guys? Let me pull this one up for you. Branding good with the army these days. Tell everybody a little bit about yourself too

while I pull up this bad boy. The ex-elemetry school art teacher from Maryland. No shit. Quit their job to become a YouTuber. I do like, man on the street style, comedy interview, journalism shit. How's it going? It's going pretty good.

I'm pretty good. Slowwood study. I put out a video every week for 70 weeks, just hit 67,000 subs. Congratulations. On the come up. You were an art school teacher? Yeah, I was an elementary school art teacher.

So you just got high every day? I actually, yeah, I was getting high a lot in there. Where at? Montgomery County, Maryland. Okay. You know, because when you're a lot in there. Where at? Montgomery County, Maryland. Okay. You know, because when you're a teacher, you have all these little fuckers, these little kids messing with you,

and you're all irritated. It makes it a lot better if you just smoke a little bit of weed. You know, here's much about them breaking your crowns and cussing at you and shit. I've talked to a bunch of teachers, like every one of them, you know, like off the record, we'll call kids fuckers.

Yeah, yeah. That's our joke. Yeah. I have some of these kids. Somebody you went to, I can't remember, like a mutual friend of like yours and Mr. Fancy pants. Yeah. I can remember him.

I think he taught for like, you know, in the Pinecrust system. He goes, he's, these kids are so fucking stupid. I'm like, I mean, I think he's stupid. He's like, some of these kids are just so fucking dumb. Do you think you could be not dumb for like as long as a kid's in school? Like, you're gonna fuck up. If I had to sit still for six hours and listen to like a TED talk all day,

a series of 50 minute TED talks, there's just no way I could control my behavior. Yeah. What about you? I think it's great that they force kids to sit still for six hours and then give There is a 50 minute TED Talks. There is just no way I could control my behavior. Yeah. What about you? Right. I think it's great that they force kids to sit still for six hours and then give them the infetomines and tell them they're gay.

Isn't that great? That's good. It's exciting. This is not your regular art teacher. Now I've already squandered any possibility of me going back into the school system. So how long did you teach for? You seem like you're a young guy, right?

You could change name and change genders. I could do that. Yeah. Right. You could identify as an attack helicopter and go in and go teach. Yeah. I'm 26 years old. I talk for one year. Oh, that's enough. Yeah. Okay. And at like, uh, the December point in my teaching career, I put in my six month resignation and started filming for my YouTube channel. Because I was just like, I got to do something else. That's crazy to try and do a YouTuber.

Yeah, that's right. So you went through and got like a, I mean, art teacher, you still have to have like, obviously like a teaching credential, right? And go through all that. You do? Yeah, I got my, I mean, you're around kids, right? You're one, I don't know.

I'm in a fucking art. Like, I, you know, there's some fucking silly buddy right? They're whining. I don't know. I'm fucking art. Like, oh, there you go. There's some fucking silly fucking. Draw a circle. Yeah, draw a circle. Yeah, I got my bachelor's in animation of my master's in education. Oh shit, okay. Yeah.

Totally worth it. My parents love that career trajectory, you know what I mean? Yeah, my master's in education teacher and then YouTuber. Right. Were your parents' teachers? My mom was a teacher, yeah. So is mine. Yeah, I can special ed.

So is mine. I got a real special ed. So I was mine. I got a real axe to grind to teachers. Yeah. I love the retard argument. You're not supposed to say retard on the internet or they're gonna cancel you. It's like mentally handicapped. Your brain's in a wheelchair.

Your night was hard and your brain is just all fucked up. Yeah. Sean said that we're allowed to say retard though. Are we? And you say that? People say it around me all the time. I say it all the time. But nobody's talking about somebody

who's developmentally disabled. Oh yeah. They're talking about some care. They're talking about them. They're talking, I'm always talking about somebody who doesn't have an excuse. Yeah. No, you're fucking retard.

And I never try to curse in would never be in the position to make that sort of mistake, right? Oh, what? Like you say, what are you retarded? Like, they would never be in the position to make that sort of mistake, right? Oh, what? Like you say, what are you retarded? Like, they would never, a retarded person would never get to the place where they're like messing up your, I don't, your taxes or something like that. You know what I mean? Like it's a sudden, so there's no possibility of accidentally mislade laying somebody

anyway. Speaking of retards, I brought muffins. You guys like muffins? Yeah, thanks for the snacks. Yeah, I brought muffins. A little bit of muffins. Okay, can we enjoy them after the show? I know it's great to eat food on podcasts.

People love that. Yeah. Yeah. Here is a major general in the army, Sean. Why the army thinks a French manicure is an obnoxious, quote, color compared to the civilian world, which views it as an understated yet. This is a general in the army.

Did I get, did you get that part? Yeah. So this is a general in the United States army. The lady. Okay. So a French manicure is the one where just the tips, right? Yeah. In case you were thinking maybe this was someone doing a peg Bundy impression on the internet

with their, with their freshly manicured nails posted on Twitter and complaining about the army. The fuck, the army's dress code. Yet professional look is beyond me, but I have to be in uniform tomorrow. So here we are. It looked nice while it lasted. This is a feet kicked up at home, relaxing somewhere in Nebraska, I guess,

posting or fucking what is this? Can we be done with this yet? Can we be done with the army? Do we have to pretend for the rest of our lives, the 99 to 100% of this fighting force that we've assembled in the country is not just an albatross around our neck and a total waste of money. That they're posting about doing their fucking nails online because they have to show up to play costume party the next day. She's defended it too. I'm a woman, get over it. This is the army. A woman get over it. How many offensive

things can you find in I'm a woman, Kay offensive in the army offensive get get over it. This is the army's response. The US Army. I worry and take daily action on a lot of things, including prioritizing our soldiers. So worrying is a big part of our day in the army. And I'm also very concerned with the semen. I have a professional civilian career. I'm all wonderful. I balance with military obligations

and a lot of God and country time, like 700,000. So it's doing that. You're getting paid to go around and do nails. Mm. That time, like 700,000. So it's doing that. Are you getting paid to go around and do nails? Right? That's, I don't know. That's why I, uh, what does that bitch even talking about? Well, but what's that?

This woman, what is she going on about this three part tweed series for what? Oh, she's defending her right to exist in the fucking army. And who's saying that? And she made fun of her for posting about her nails. Yeah, not for being a woman in the army. That's the thing. That's a false.

She's arguing, she's arguing something that nobody even said. They're probably saying, this is stupid that you're posting about a nail. What's wrong with you? Hey, women in the army, no fucking way. What is wrong with you? I'm a woman in the army, get over Get over that's not what they were fucking saying. China is trapping a hypersonic glider that goes around the entire earth and they have working quantum radar. Uh huh. And you're posting about your fucking nails on the internet

after we got raped by a bunch of Afghans in green Toyotas after dumping trillions of dollars into what the fuck is wrong with you? That's what they're saying. Not, oh my God, you're a, we're a woman. What a bitch. Maybe the Taliban and ISIS just wanted mani-peddies. Yeah, so it's a harsh climate, man. It's hard. You know, it just makes you feel a little more human. Yeah. Like somebody cares. Yeah, that's true. Here's another one. I got a bunch climate, man. It just makes you feel a little more human. Like somebody cares. That's true. Here's another one. I got a bunch of army stuff.

I don't know why it's stacked up this way. Well, I mean, sometimes it's nice to change the subject. Yeah, here's an army ad to be a ranger. This one jumped out. So this is their actual website. Okay. Right. Well, I mean, yeah, too, right?

Of course I do. Okay. And people who don't are lying. Okay, I mean, you see that too, right? Of course I do. Okay. And people who don't are lying. Okay, look, this is their actual website, all right? I just don't like this arm. It's shamelessness. Like it's so much about just so obvious pandering, like every commercial.

It's like, dude, like it's, who is being pandered to? Okay, being a ranger. So you go to the website. It's signaling to people who have nothing to do with the army. Do they? They're fucking manly, but general in the army is getting a manly fucking petty and complaining about a fresh manicure. Are you sure they don't have anything to do with the army anymore? I mean, I mean, gross. Superman is gay, you know? Yeah, well, I mean, the next Superman really should be paraplegic. You know what? Quadrophilegic.

I love to Superman. Do you know Superman's gay? Oh, you know what, Dan? He should just be Dan. I'm not surprised, though. Yeah, Superman's gay. Yeah, exactly. Superman's like, him and Lois' son is gay, which is kind of like more of a fuck you to

people who would be offended about Superman being gay. So actually his son's gay like, is it superman? Yeah, it's Superman. Superman. I love when it flies around, he leaks, come all over my stuff. Don't you love that funny anymore? That's how they use the use at the spice things up nowadays. Making black, making gay.

Yeah, well, yeah. Now it's good. Now it's better. I like the guy. I like that he's gay. His comics here. Does he have superpowers? Yeah. The boy, what are the, uh,

Super Sun? He can't, he can't get AIDS. No, that's his biggest. That's funny. I don't know. I saw, I was talking to Randy about this as we went to some, like like dance party, more wave, whatever downtown. And it's just, no, not with Randy, with our gay friends. Yeah, because, because

they're fun. It's so, it's just so nice going to any gay event because there's not a bunch of wandering, marauding date rapists walking around, looking tough and puffing themselves up and wiping the creatine off their noses. Nordic creatine. Like, it's just so much better and fun. And the hot chicks there are happy and having a good time because they haven't been asked,

they haven't been told about their shoes and asked about their dad for the entire night. And they haven't had to look at every door and have they touched to make sure some guy wasn't sticking his cock through a door, right? Mm. I see so much fucking better. So I'm glad, I'm glad Superman is gay.

Mm-hmm. I hope they turn all everyone in comics gay. They're gay anyway. Anyway, why did I start talking about, oh yeah, the army ranger, okay. Follow along. Army Ranger ad. Follow along with this is the,

this is army's official site, right? Yeah, this is official, be a ranger. You're a rangers. Yeah, the army rangers, yeah. They're elite guys, right? Yeah, they're elite. Okay, life deployed, life on the base, I don't know, they talk about like

getting a manicured stuff there. And then they got your family. And it's two white people, a white, I guess, couple, presumably. Do they have wedding rings on? And they're really... You can't see, really. I mean, you, he, yeah, he would have, you could see his wedding ring, right?

I mean, if he had one, it would be past that knuckle. I'd be left to right. Left. It's your left hand. Okay. So she's maybe engaged. I don't know, but they're both tickling the first, the photo. They're tickling the crap out of a little black baby.

Yeah. And there's no real indication of where they got the black baby child. It's a little. Usually you think one of them would be black, right? Right. But they're having like an injured race. They're also saying adoption in this too. Oh, this is adoption?

Well, it's just another way to virtue signal. That's a pretty extreme. Don't you think? I guess. It's just kind of an odd. My thought is, where did they steal this black baby from? And is that part of being a ranger, is tickling black? I mean, it's like, if one of them was black,

I would think it's their kid. The baby's be us. Yeah. Babies are us. Yeah, no, yeah. But if they're not, you don't care. One of the parents is in black. I just think where did they steal this black baby? Did they steal it in the army? Like,

did they steal the baby from where they put their deployed? Somalia or, yeah. Yeah. And they grabbed this, they nabbed this little black baby and took them back home. I don't know, braiding. What do you think about this? Uh,, racist, uh, social, race is a social construct. They had that little black boy. Oh, I see. Yeah. I see. Hey, so let me ask you something.

Um, did you see the Netflix told all the trans people to go hang? Yeah. It was not great. Yeah. Did you see that? Yeah, it was. No. Uh, the whole Chappelle thing.

Yeah. The whole Chappelle, the whole Chappelle, the trans people got all pissed pissed off or some of them did and that flixie. Oh, yeah Fuck yourself really yeah, that's shocking to me. Yeah, isn't it? Well, so it's it's I think It's gotten to the point of being obnoxious enough to where I think you're gonna see some companies do that kind of stuff Where it's like yeah look this is a scale. Yeah, you can We don't just we're not we're not gonna just continue to cancel stuff that makes us money. Yeah.

Just because some fucking whack job screamed. You weren't fucking, nobody fucking hunted you down in an alley and beat you. Yeah. It's with their words. They hunted them down at DMs on Twitter. Let's stop pretending that all, like, just like, the only one that got in popularity is on Twitter. Let's stop pretending that all, like,

the only one that got in propriety is Harvey Weinstein. The only one that got in like, it was a little girl in school. Did you see that one? A trans kid, like when it was a bathroom with her and a raper or something? What? Oh no, this was great.

I mean, sucks, but there's some in a school somewhere, a trans kid, like assaulted a girl in the bathroom. You know, what they said would never happen, right? Whenever I was like, I don't know about this sharing bathroom shit, like someone might take advantage of that. Did they have a personal beef or like, no, because they did it again. They did it to another girl. And the dad, like lost his mind. What age? Like high school. I got to did it again. They did it to another girl. And the dad, like lost his mind.

What's age? Like high school. I gotta pull it up. If anybody has the link and chat, send it to me, or do a synopsis of it real quick for me, so I don't fuck it up. The dad lost their mind and went to some kind of, like parents thing, you know,

one of those airing the grievance things and got all violent and wild, and then got arrested. And they asked the DOJ to prosecute my terrorists. It's a domestic terrorist. This kid got raped by a trans. So the ACLU's response was all caps. Trans kids are not a threat. Trans kids are not a threat.

Pretty, you know. I mean, it's like, it's a Christian's mom. Doesn't feel that way. Shout out to Barbara Chan. Right. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like you're a kid.

I'm a kid. Deal with it. What happened to Christian? What even happened to that? She's still in jail. Yeah. I'm waiting trial. Anyway, what was I,

what was I talking about before that? You were talking about the, oh yeah, the Netflix thing. Oh yeah. So Netflix says, now yeah, the Netflix thing. Oh yeah. So Netflix says, now go fuck yourselves. We don't care. Yeah. We put on content that we think is good

from Chappelle's thing, cuties, stuff like that. And I'm thinking, shouldn't all the, all these cuties motherfuckers, like all the people that threw a big trans tantrum about cuties, shouldn't you be like, now, saying, pedophile tantrum. But was it cuties? I mean, it was a tantrum. It was a tantrum to make me like censor the shit.

No, I thought you met the trans community freaked out about cuties. I'm saying it resembles the trans community's freak out in tantrum about the fucking Dave Schupefing so Yes, I mean I hope that some people are at least kind of feeling a little bit Maybe ashamed of themselves. Yeah, and that if it's time to back Pretty much any port in this dorm who won't go around canceling shit just because there's a mob I would say Netflix is the company that did that first. Yeah, so you're trying to cancel too. Yeah, just fucking you're doing it about different things. Ted Cruz writing a big stupid memo about it.

And now, the people that you thought would be first on the line to say, yeah, you know what? Fuck your comedy and your gay jokes and your trans jokes. We're getting rid of this, said, no, I rate now. No, Mob, go fuck yourselves. And some of you are fired. And then they don't have to be proud of it. Yeah.

I think maybe, I think maybe a lot of people own Netflix or apology. That's all I'm saying, Sean. I don't think that's unreasonable. What do you think about that, Brandon? About the whole Dave Chappelle, yeah, Netflix, I think it's good that they're not backing down from it all.

Guess what? No one will fucking remember in two weeks anyway. Yeah, no shit. I was gonna go good that they're not backing down from it all. Guess what? No one will fucking remember in two weeks anyway. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. I was gonna go to that protest. The trans protest. Yeah. Like put a wig on and a dress on.

And then I thought I would get in trouble for like, trans face. And I thought, that was, it's just so funny that dressing like a lady is offensive to the trans community. Well, if you're doing it for the wrong reasons, Dick. Exactly. And everybody knows what reason. They can all read your mind. Everybody knows exactly what's going on. I know everybody can read my mind.

I know. I got a couple more. Riley told me to ask you about you're taking a homeless guy in New York, home with you. And he also told me you were hung over as fuck when you won this Brazilian jujitsu championship. Is that true? I just went to a tournament. He just went to a tournament.

I was like puking and shit. Is it because you were drinking? No. I was just like, I was just sick for some reason. Riley, I don't know why Riley'm, Riley, you told me that. You probably just presumed I was drinking because I have like videos on YouTube where I get like shit face drunk.

Okay. And the videos. And you do Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, you huge. Yeah, I wrestled from third grade up through college and then started doing Jiu Jitsu after college. Okay, and what's the homeless thing? And how many people get boners during a wrestling match?

I get honest on, yeah. They're great. They had a sexual twinks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of, yeah, it's kind of, I would guess I would get somebody off their game plan. Oh, yeah.

Start thinking about sexual stuff. You're not thinking about the techniques and what I'm going to do to you. How do you manage to do that? I can't remember wrestling in school and it was so uncomfortable. Crapaling. They're made of steel. I don't know why they made it. We had those little shorts on too.

Yeah, that's a good one. No, no, regular cotton PE shorts. You know, we had to wear those, with your name written on them. Oh, I should watch them. Yeah, I had Jim close from the school, you had to buy. Yeah, yeah. No, the video Riley's talking about is called,

I met a psychopath in Times Square. I went to Times Square for New Year's Eve and then just saw this guy that was going crazy on the cops and freaking out and he claimed to be a Marine and was just a complete lunatic and we followed him around and he wanted us to come back to his apartment

and I was like, I'll do it for the content and we got back to his apartment and he started smoking crack and cracking out and stuff. Yeah. Okay. It's a fun video. It's talking crack or meth or something. Meth or something.

Where you like the underside of the bowl. Okay. The bad, the bad technique of lighting the bowl. Yeah. We're blazing up. We're gonna do it and then it goes underneath. Yeah. Wait a minute.

If you like the top of the bowl, you're probably doing something that, yeah, isn't gonna get you in a hole, how to trouble. Yeah. Underneath. You may have a, yeah, isn't gonna get you in a hole, how to trouble. Yeah. Underneath, you may have a, yeah, he was able to have it a bad time. He was seeing how he like killed kids and shit. And it was crazy.

It was, it was, what was he telling the truth? I don't know, he had a marine tattoo on his ribs and he said he saw a combat and all this. Hey, killed kids being a Marines, all this stuff, yeah. Did you have a French, did you have a French man? French man, French man? French man, yeah.

Oh, he probably did. Probably did. He's missing three checkered names. Lots of them. So he killed kids and is now smoking crack in New York City. I was just freaking out on people and screaming at the cops. You've been in New York recently. He probably was in the fucking recently now.

People just go crazy on the cops in New York. Plus like three times I've been there. People just losing their mind on the cops. The cops don't do anything about it. Are they allowed to? Do they have like a stand I've been there. People just losing their mind on the cops, the cops don't do anything about it. Are they allowed to? Do they have like a stand down order? Probably. They're like neutered, like, you know, no consequences.

What's some other weird shit? You've been all over being a YouTuber? Is that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's some other weird shit that I've done? We went to the gay pride parade in DC. I went to. I think the best. If straight culture could take more from the gay culture

and just relax a little bit, like just before you go out, you gotta have a designated driver because I don't believe in driving sober. I know. But just a designated, you're not getting laid tonight, so fucking calm down, please, for everyone. Right? Like just one guy in your group, just like, okay,

just pumped the fucking brakes tonight. Well, yeah, maybe we could have a little fun anyway. Yeah, I showed up in like a, like a Borat banana hammock thing and was telling them I was a heterosexual twink. Cause you know, they always like to say like, I'm not binary, I'm polyamorous, I'm fucking Lamper whatever. So I was like, well, I'm a heterotwink. They're like, what's a hetero twink? I'm like we're underrepresented in the media

Yeah, you know tall thin men that are heterosexual You ain't woke enough. Yeah exactly I do not know. Here's an exciting one. I was at the January 6th storm of the capital Oh, I'm the front lines. I swear I have the best footage from that whole event. I swear really? Yeah, they're all day Did you get in the Capitol? No. Are you allowed to say no? No, okay.

I actually didn't know. What happened? Right up to the doorstep. Honestly, it was an interesting and fun event. I didn't realize it was such a big deal until after the fact. Yeah. And the news started going crazy. But yeah, we were at NDC and then Trump did the, he announced at the end of his speech

that we were going to walk to the Capitol building. Right. and then next thing you know, it's fucking filled with people. And there was like bleachers and shit. So I thought it was like a planned thing because there was bleachers all around, apparently for some kind of political speech or something that was coming in the next few weeks. But yeah, you know the guy that had his feet on like Nancy Pelosi's desk. Yeah. Like I interviewed him right as he came out of the building. You did? Yeah, what was he like? Drunk, seeming.

Drunk, he drank her beers. Yeah, he smelled like alcohol. Oh, I hope he smelled like alcohol going in too. Yeah, it was fun, it was an interesting thing. And then the FBI contacted me, Officer John Kranik of the FBI. Really? They wanted to see if I was like a terrorist and shit.

What did they ask? Just like, if I knew the people that entered the building and if I entered the building and what my intentions were, and I just filmed it because I was like, fuck, I'm gonna make a YouTube video. Yeah. And I turned that into, I talked to him and then I went out into my like local grocery stores

and harassed people about like, what were you doing today? Yeah. Like a fake FBI guy. How did they contact you? I fucking hate the FBI. They emailed my dad. Yeah.

Cool. Yeah. It was an interesting thing. I mean, that's what you do to talk to an adult about why they were at a political protest, right? Sean, you'd go find their family members and imply that you're some sort of fucking legal authority. I mean, your kids in trouble, right?

Yeah, I mean, that would work. Yeah, because then you get the concern of the family to, right, you're driving around on government property. No, it's true, you do it by proxy. That would make sense, actually. Yeah. Wow.

There's a lot of fun memories. I put a video out every week for the past 70 weeks. So what's your favorite? Couple of your favorites. It's hard, let me think. Think about it. I like my Napoleon Dynamite in the streets video. That's a fun one.

That's funny. Get milked where I dressed up like a cow and was pouring milk everywhere and squirting milk out of my udders. Okay. Did you make your own udders? Yeah, well no, I bought an outfit and poked a hole in it and it had a little syringe

that would fill with milk and squirt. I had to shut milk it, people. People drinking it into had a little syringe that would fill with milk and squirt. I shot milk at people. People drinking into my mouth and stuff. I tried to get them to drink it. That video flopped. It was good. It was fun. Yeah.

What are some of my other favorite ones? It's hard. I did a video with the jugalos. It was really fun. The action. Yeah. Gathering the jugalos. You used to gathering the jugalos?

Yeah. What's that like? Gather. Woo-woo, woo-woo, fan for life. It's a big family. How you weird is? They're very accepting and nice, but I mean, they're, they're, they're a little weird. They're all about family. They're like, like really high and fired up

and then telling you that they don't do drugs. And, it's gonna be a of stuff on Fego or what. They're accepting, they're nice people. I like it, I would go back. I like the drug a lot. So I was very skeptical at first, but you have to be nice if you don't do drugs. I do like that.

Yeah, so what are you gonna do all day? So be by yourself. Speaking of music, Sean, you might have a, you might have something to say about this one. This is Anthony Fantanoano, famous music critic. Yes, conservatives are not fun, creative, smart, empathetic, or interesting. That's why they don't make great art. Their art sucks as period.

The next great music will never come from the right. It hasn't so far, so why would it ever in the future? Think about it. She's trying to get clicks or is he I think you actually I think a lot of people believe that according to the comments here. Yeah, I mean Yeah, well, I was at a comedy show last night. Leslie Jones was performing. She had a really brave stand-up act Shitting on Republicans and white people. Oh I can imagine it's like it's the safest. It's the safest comedy you can do. Yeah For the white people offended by this or they loved it. They loved it. We suck. It's good. I love that

I was weird, right? It's exciting It's like the in the school systems the the same way they teach all the kids, like they're teaching five year olds about the Holocaust and they have a whole class now. It's just how, if you have like math, social studies, Holocaust. Yeah, geography. It's cool.

I really like that. And you're like, oh, I don't know, God, I get so nervous talking about it because you know, they're so quick to just ruin your whole life if you say the wrong thing. I don't know who is the dick, Mr. Dick. Like with YouTube, my whole life is on the line if you say that if you slip up and say the wrong thing.

Dude, you're fucked. I see like Nick Rukeda got to go back to school. Nick Rukeda got a strike for like vaccine stuff. And I saw him talking about it on Twitter telling them to review it. And I'm like, bro, you like, it's only gonna get worse. Yeah, I don't, I mean, like, right.

It's like arguing balls and strikes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, except they're not doing balls anymore. Like they're lowering the number of balls every game, like every season, we got one ball now. Like every pitch is a strike now. You guys will get used to it, you'll love it. I like the black comedians

shitting on white people and then the white people applauding it. It's like this weird way they can watch and enjoy as a performance, like genuine black rage. Do you ever, I get that sick feeling watching it? I'm like, yeah, that's right. That's right. What is this that you're doing?

Yeah, it's good. You suck. Yeah, I do. I'm shitty and I can't help it. Make some doing that. Make some feel better about themselves, I think, for whatever reason. Yeah, it really does. It's funny how about themselves, I think, for whatever reason. Yeah, really does.

It's funny how much of that is in the school systems though. Yeah. It's a very deeply ingrained, and you like, if you say anything about it, you know, if you don't have the right opinion, they just like, you're just a piece of shit, and you know, you're done. Yeah.

So how is it being a white guy in school? Um, as a teacher. I just kept my mouth shut and was like, cool, whatever you guys want to fucking do. Yeah. They would like pass out, like, there's a protest in Baltimore, and if you're not with us, you're against us. And that kind of thing, you know what I mean?

Just like weird, like, what the fuck are you talking about? And that's sign up to go to go to any of that. I'm here to educate kids. Yeah, it's really shitty. Yeah, it's not fucking, because it's like, I mean, unions basically, you got to pay the union, right? And then you don't have a whole lot of save, like what candidates they back or anything, like, I mean, they spend your money the way they want the union.

To you, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, then you've also got teachers who are in there just to brainwash kids. They're like, it's like, they're on a mission from God. I mean, to talk about, I'm sure there's to brainwash kids. They're like, it's like they're on a mission from God. I mean, I'm sure there's some of them too. Praxis and I don't know if there's any going the other way. I love that.

Like, I'll never understand the non-white struggle, but I'm going to dedicate my entire life to trying to understand it. Even though I'll never understand it, and all my resources and time will be dedicated to understanding it. Yeah, it's good. And you're going to all my resources and time will be dedicated to understanding it. Yeah, it's good.

You're going to hate me, and I'm going to have to enjoy that. Really don't understand what's so difficult to understand about, I want more stuff. I want some more of everybody's stuff, and I want it to be mine. Oh my God. What a crazy concept to understand. I'm not even saying anything's wrong with it, but what struggle does not amount to that? It's whatever it is. Okay, this is something else I wanted to bring in.

This is Keith Oberman. Joe Rogan. Hey Joe Rogan. Hey, again, it used to be a sports guy. Yeah, he's a real macho guy. Hey Joe Rogan, nice to hear you paused from gargling goat urine or whatever you did instead of overcoming your fear

of the vaccine to call me unhinged for pointing out what terrified snowflakes you and your clown car of followers are. Here's the video that set off Mr. Afraid. Okay, I've seen this make the rounds. I saw Vito saying it too. They've like channeled that Biff Tannen when it comes to making us, bullying us

into getting their vaccine. Like that we're afraid of it somehow. That's the new line that they're running with. Why are you afraid of getting the jab? And I don't, I mean, first of all, I wanna know the one time that's worked. We've all seen back to the future. They've messed up your whole life

if you get goaded into doing things because people say you're chicken, right? So that's not, this is not a way to convince people to do things, right? I don't think so, although it does work. I mean, does it? Well, sure. It just seems like a bunch of guys,

people don't really understand manliness, like acting tough, like, we got to braid a little vexing, I don't know where I'm from. I don't know if it'll work in this case, but like the whole like chicken thing, I mean, part of back to the future is like he has to overcome that,

because people do buy that, people buy it on that for sure. But that's that's like doing like, I don't know about it in this case. Manly stuff. Like, oh, you're gonna, I bet you're gonna, you're gonna race your car. What do you chicken? Like, what do you want to fight? What do you chicken? This is like, what do you want to get medical care? What do you chicken? Like, I don't know if that really has the, I don't know if they really understand the meme of the chicken thing. Would that work on you? For sure.

Yeah. People have been like, oh, you're not gonna cut your balls off and inside out your dick. Yeah, what are you scared? What are you scared of that? Yeah, I got to point my next one. Are you too scared to kiss a man?

Yeah. I mean, I don't. You won't suck Sean's dick right now. You're too afraid. Everything's a phobia nowadays. Yeah. Isn't that? Yeah. It's really weird to see so many people making such complete assholes of themselves.

Oh, is everybody? Yeah. Why does a video do it? Well, because you're afraid to get the jab, like what are you talking about? You know, you know people that are not vaccinated. What do you think? Why would you think we're afraid of it? I mean, maybe a little bit.

Well, sure. I don't want to get. I don't want to get people. I don't want to get people, but that's not the reason everybody's reason. I'm afraid to do like heights and stuff like that. Fight a big guy. Yeah, I mean, you know, I think a vaccine. I don't know about that. I'm not like psyched to go to the doctor in general, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, nobody's, because you're chicken, right? I'm scared, boy. It's just so weird seeing like hyperliberal people turning into deliverance, because they're not getting enough vac, does they're not getting their vaccine quota? How old are you, how old are you people, man? Yeah.

Are you unvaccinated, McFly? Well, older men, older men has had the reputation for a long time of being a just fucking psycho to work with. Oh, really? It's a, I mean, it's, it's not even an open secret. I mean, it's just open. Yeah. Like, you talk to anybody who's worked with that guy from all the way back to ESPN days and

like, really nobody, he's just a fucking crazy tyrant on set. Like it seems like like picture that O'Reilly meltdown. That's awesome. Yeah, but no, no, but no, but that's like, that's him every day, apparently. He's not well liked. If I had assistance doing all the stuff that I screw up every week, I wouldn't do that.

I couldn't turn the fucking live stream on. What the fuck is wrong with you? You know, I'll write it, we'll do it live. Yeah, I love that. Okay, that's great. I've got fat watch. Okay. I got a stinger for it too.

This is where we keep an eye on the fats. Brandon, let me, let me pull up the stinger. You were used fat phobic? Yes. I'm happy you guys are allowed to exist on Patreon. That's, that's good. I'm just excited. You don't tell, something they forgot.

This is some of our best friends are fat. You know, I mean, I'm fat. Look at the comments all about how fat. I think they forgot that some of our best friends are fat. You know, I mean, I'm fat. Look at the comments all about how fat I am. I think that's the best friends. Yeah, I've had friends some while. That's the thing here. They've seen fat news. And what do you think about that?

I don't think it's. That's bebop, isn't it? Yeah, somebody took tank and put it on the, perhaps fat person, I don't know. Here is the, I hope it was. Here's, here's the fat news. This is called medical fat phobia. It's when your arm turns red

because you had to take a blood pressure test. When your arm's so big that it's fucking bothered by the blood pressure thing? Yeah, because that's fat. This is a real thing. It's fat phobic that those blood pressure cups are not large enough, are not like fat enough. Yeah. I don't know how, yeah, I guess large enough.

You just want to kill yourself. Every day. Every minute of every day. Every day. Here you go. Here's the lady. Someone's just got to play. Here's a fat.

Get in a car and just drive and drive until you hit a wall. Fat, fab feminist it is. I don't, I want to give her credit. Medical fat phobia is honestly so pervasive. She says medical fat phobia, that's how, sure, lips were too big to... Well, so medical fat phobia, so that's her, that's her... That's her way of like writing off the entire medical community, who's in agreement that being fucking obese,

let alone morbidly obese is unhealthy for you. Because their equipment isn't big enough. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Right. Um, fat people oftentimes need to warm up their lips. Like you and I, they're gonna have to rename like industrial scales and stuff because like people are gonna have to use them.

So it's like you, you can't, you know, they're not for like freight anymore. It's for humans. Yeah, for humans. You could use them for other off label uses can be for like, you know, semi trucks. But the primary, the primary use is, is for the family, the family,

for many of them, people of different size, people of size. Yeah, people of life. Yeah, very CEO-ish. Okay, here you go. To the end of the movement, like one of those cars, you had as a kid, they get a rev up and then it goes, ah, like, and then you push the button and it goes, ah, no, no, no, the ones that have a flywheel,

that you go, boom, boom, boom. And then it's spinning, and you gotta like, you got it, you put it in people's hair and you're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right, down, and it goes, you know, that's a fact, yes, there's some mouth. If they just start like, real sluggish and not going to,

I'm not putting it into their hair. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm totally remember that. Yeah, you put in somebody's hair. Yeah, I don't fuck up. And walk back into class from resell to the fucking, fucking thing, I'll tell you about crying. Okay.

Okay. You put in my hair. Who did this? Yeah. Somebody funny. I hope he gets hit by a truck and dies. So you actually pulled her mask down to cover all the chins under there. I've noticed fans doing this.

I'm a real mask or a chin girl for some people. I've noticed the fact doing this quite a'm a real master a chingirl for some people. I've noticed the fats doing this quite a bit during the pandemic because they love, they love the pandemic. They love that they could, they love that everybody, they get a lot of people getting fat. And they love that they could finally rip on skinny people for something because they've been internalizing all the fat phobia for a year along with anything else. They could grab and reach and stick in their mouth. But now they've got this unvaccinated nonsense. It's like, oh,obia for a year, along with anything else they could grab and reach and stick in their mouth. But now they've got this unvaccinated nonsense.

It's like, oh, you're a carrier, you're a carrier, you're a carrier. They could finally flip the screw. Here's the, who's the fat, fat feminist? Medical phobia is honestly so pervasive. Like, I just went in, I'm getting COVID test, flu test, whatever, I'm feeling really bad. And what pressure test? You can't really see, but my arm is really bad. And what pressure test?

You can't really see, but my arm is really red. Oh God, that was an arm, Sean. Right. I thought somebody stopped by the honey baked store and was stocking up for Thanksgiving. Oh, shoot, I cut it off really. I'm really, I'm feeling really bad. As if to prove how bad to start.

Yeah, okay. I'm feeling really bad. All right, thanks for that. And in a duplet blood pressure test, you can't really see the way arm is really red, because they didn't have a blood pressure cuff that fit my arm. So in turn, first of all, it was painful. And second of all, they couldn't get an accurate read on my blood pressure. And this is a very difficult thing, but it's just so pervasive.

And the medical field, I just want to say, it's 220 over putting it. It's the last medical field. It impacts like every visit. It impacts every visit. Because your arm is the size of a thigh. Yeah. King hippppo. That's what it's pervasive in the medical field because you're not supposed to be alive

at that size. Not for very long, not for long enough to get to the doctor. You're pushing the limits of skin at that point. Now that all food delivery goes straight to your house, we just couldn't, the medical industry cannot keep up with how fat you're getting. There you go, that's fat watch. I love TikTok too, shout out to TikTok, they're great. Yeah.

What's your guys like TikTok? Yeah, why do you like it? Cause they take down all my shit all the time and everything that they show me on my 40 page, fucking sucks. Oh, they take down your shit for hate speech, like being offensive. Yeah, like hate speech or like illegal activities. Smoking math, like smoking weed or whatever. I don't know, dude, it's fucking,

I hate taking ack at sucks. Yeah. Did I have more fat ones? Let me see. Oh yeah. Oh God, he was a good one, Sean. Here's Lizzo, and I don't know if you saw this one. Lizzo leaves little to the imagination

in a see through purple gown and pasties. And she arrives barefoot to Cardi B's star-studded 29th birthday. It's a blown-out of shoes on the way there. Wow! Oh, get through! That's why you're doing that. Why are you doing that?

Just, why? Why? She's milked it, dude. Ah, ah, ah, why are you done? Just, why? Why? She's milked up, son. Look at those milkers on her. Look at those are the most, those are the worst tits on earth. I'm gonna go on record. I like them. Oh, you do?

I want to drink from her. Oh, where? From her breasts. Look at them. Look at those. Milk or like rainwater that's collected. Oh, yeah. Whatever we breasts. Look at them. Look at those. Milk or like rainwater that's collected. Whatever we can get out of them. I like that. She should show more. But if you go into McDonald's like this, you'll get arrested. Yeah. I mean, you know what I mean?

Well, is it just like, is how comfortable I am like? Because you've got a bunch of seals at home applauding. Oh no, I know. I know. Yes. I know this at this behavior Because the average woman is a hundred and seventy one pounds and the one is important Okay, here's we go with some comments and the one is important One is important. Carrie grubs is not allowed to end 95. Hey, Dick, what's up buddy? I saw a woman jogging alone and outdoors in a mask today. She pulled it up to wipe the sweat from the bottom half of her face. Why?

Why is everyone doing this outside? Uh, there's no one around. Right. I only read the outline, but fucking lol, she says, Ontario outrage teachers not allowed to wear in 95 masks at work. Oh, that's good. Do they really need them, though? Come on.

Kamala using kid actors. I worked for the same company. This is from Debt Thick. Hey, Dickenshawn. I was watching the news the other day and saw Kamala Harris was in some YouTube original NASA show with a bunch of kids. I haven't seen it, but I assume that they talk about why they love space or something like that.

Turns out that the kids were actors who had to audition to be on the show. That's they couldn't find any kids who wanted to be in space and had to get actors. What's funny is that I saw the name of the production company that made the video and the company's based out of Toronto and I worked for them as a sound record. It was a video about global warming,

and we had a lineup of 10 to 15 kids talking to the camera about fake scenarios due to global warming, things like I couldn't go skating on the pond during Christmas, because the lake wasn't frozen. Right, so they had... That is like, you know, you'd be able to make the backyard rinks and the,

you know, I mean, it's all about hockey, especially in the winter time. But they just had kids in to read the lines. Yeah, yeah. Like, that wasn't real at all. Sure. Well, I mean, that's like almost nothing is, you know.

Well, there's actual kids that want to go into space. Yeah, there are. Right? But it's, but they're not like, you know, yeah, but pretty enough for the, well, productions run on time. You know, I mean, you've got to, it's, it's a lot. It life is good. I mean, no, no, no, but I know you'd like to excuse a ball. It's it's understandable. Oh my god. It's understandable. Painful. You get the higher the pros you end up coming out ahead. So the kids who would be into space would not be capable of delivering a line that's exciting enough for I mean, someone mean, today's, today's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, it's just so cynical. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, of course they'd hire professional kids. You can't get a regular kid in there to talk about space. What do you, Oh, we have all day. Well, I mean, take it from somebody who works with a bunch of kids on animated series. Oh, they horrible.

Well, I mean, if you get, sometimes it's like, oh, we need a kid. It's like, oh, no, you got to get a, you know, we're hoping they can do it, we're, you know, but it's, yeah, you know, they just, they just hire pros. They'd have each kid do multiple fake scenarios to help cut it better. I love it. Multiple fake global warming scenarios.

I always thought it was really weird because they were basically making propaganda or making propaganda, but it paid well. I always were, I also worked as a sound recordist, a horror movie with Ryan Long, and it's Small World. Yeah, P.S. get that Asian porn star on for another episode as a news bave. Or any news bave.

Oh, that was, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was fun. Did you think of a favorite YouTube video? It's so funny about that real quick. What? Like my girlfriend knows Nozr too. Who? That agent porn star?

What do you mean Noz? Nozr of her? No, Nozr as a friend. Yeah, I mean porn. I mean, yeah, no, it's close as like, I mean, you guys are friends, right? I mean, with, I mean, you guys, yeah. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I mean, yeah, she knows her. Chris, the key we, he sent me more info about his Kalana hydrotherapy. Oh, really? Yeah. Chris, the key, he sent me more info about his colonic hydrotherapy. Oh, really? How'd that go? The whole ham come out? I just started doing something called hydro-colonic hydrotherapy where an attractive blonde practitioner inserts

a transparent tube up my rectum, and we both see the poo and waste in the entire length of the colon go into a machine. I have to do several treatments. I'm sure he does. To clean my entire. Yep, that's right. Colors fucking scam.

Yeah, no shit. It's scam. My mom told me I should do cups for my back pain. Oh, a cup of coffee. Yeah, a lot. The Olympians were all into that for a while. It's acupuncture, horse shit. Fucking leaves like fucking horrible circles on you.

Yeah, I'm just gonna do anything. It looks like you've got a sperm whale, got in a fight with a giant octopus. It's giant sucker scars. I'm on my way out the door and she springs out. I'm like, no, I gotta go. I just don't give people any money to do, like, don't... For a little bit. That's bullshit.

Do you want to hear Chris the Kiwi's reviews? Yes, I do. All right. Did you think of a favorite video you had, Brandon? We're gonna watch something, right? Yeah, we're gonna watch one of them. I guess if I'm acting like a comedic degenerate just on the street acting wild,

probably my video, Winnie the Pooh, Debt Collector, where last Halloween I dressed up like Winnie the Pooh and drank like three liters of wine and was demanding money from people and then was vomiting everywhere. I do a lot of different shit. Like I have a video from Skid Row where I just interview, I went into the hardest Skid Row

and just interviewed people about life on Skid Row which is like obviously not funny. Where are you living here? No, I live in Maryland. But Skid Row LA? Or Skid Row LA? Skid Row LA. What are you doing here?

I'm just visiting my friends, Steezy Kane. If you know that we even probably not I'm too old man. I'm turning 40 again. Yeah Chris the Kiwi says stopped by Rose Castle during the day Only two people Bridget and Clarissa were working decided to go with Clarissa as she seemed the better looking of the two. And I am a sucker for bigger breasted ladies. She's also apparently in her mid-twenties. About that. Upon the usual shower and undressing, found that her breasts were enhanced, but very unattractively

so. Her body was saggy, and I am surprised if she isn't in her late 30s. Usual CBJ and standard service, pretty clinical and obvious clock watcher, which I found very annoying. Got me over the edge, but I deaths wouldn't return. Well, he's a like total like he's so uh he's such a snob. He's such a fucking food critic like these are horrors. Yeah. He's gone to obviously clock watching. CVJ and standard service. Pretty clinical and obvious clock watching. He wants like a girlfriend experience, right?

Well, yeah, he at least wants to be fooled. Don't want the clock. He wants them to be able to be good enough to fool him. So he can just suspend his disbelief for a minute. They should have like a shot clock that just, they shouldn't have a clock. Like I don't have a clock in Pilates. Yeah, my Pilates class,

because we would just watch it all the time. Yeah, like there's a clock in school, right? And kids are just staring at the fucking clock all day. So the horse shouldn't get a clock, because then they're just gonna watch, right? Yeah, it should be like a siren or something that goes in the front. Right, a light that changes colors.

You don't get to know the time, bitch. Yeah, yeah, for the customer, for sure. I love that her breasts were enhanced but very unattractively so. I'd like to hear someone say that to a woman in his theory action, I don't know if I, that's a bad surprise. You gotta think like a woman goes in to get her tits done.

Is she, she's going to wake up and either have like passable tits. Pleasant nipple placement are like, what? Right? They don't know going in because no otherwise no one like this would want to do it. Yeah, well, I mean, I think that they change a lot after the surgery. Oh, really? I think so. I think they don't, like none of them really come out looking like they're supposed to look.

Yeah. Sometimes they're just wild. It's like a serious thing. So I think, I don't, they've obviously gotten less invasive, you know, doing it. So maybe they come out closer to what they're going to look like. I don't know. It's been a long time since my last enhancement. So can you believe that women are doing that?

Like is there anything you would do? What? That drastic to just look more attractive. Most guys wouldn't even work out. And you've got, yeah, not that I mean, not that I can think of. Women. Here's another one.

You guys do Patricia Pateuses? Yeah, you've seen her tits. Oh, they look crazy dogs shut out to her breasts. They're nice. I like him. Who is she porn star? She's just like some fucking social media person. She looks like a Gremlin and her tits are like drifting like her nipples are drifting drifting. So he got like a

like her nipples are drifting. Drifting. So we got like aremlin is not that, there's Gremlin. Gremlin, I mean, like the face, it's kind of like the where the eyes are set and stuff. It's a little Gremlin-esque. Uh, all these are, all these are complimentary. That's her.

She's deceiving you. It's witchcraft. Yeah. She's got a couple filters on that. You imagine Yeah. dating her. You guys have like wives and girlfriend. You get a girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Girlfriend. Imagine that bitch hit you up. You haven't talked to me in 20 hours. God, they get worse. These pictures get worse as you go down.

You should just be able to go to Google images and they should pop up. She has a crutch here, Sean, because her uh, blurring. Oh yeah yeah, right. Got it really problem up Let's see. Yeah, here we go. Oh Okay Oh, that's bad. Isn't it sad? Oh God Yeah, she's got yeah, they're right. They got that line down the middle that's always unfortunate It's here the trail of line down the middle that's always unfortunate. The trail of tears down the.

Trail of tears. The tits are crying tears. They're migrating. They're up. They're becoming like. They're trying to get to free country. They're like she's running from the south. It's like she's in a hot tub without being in a hot tub.

Yeah, I like it. Tits are floating. It's like someone forgot to put a coaster on her in a hot tub. Yeah, I like it. Tits are floating. It's like someone forgot to put a coaster on her tits tables. And there's just these like fucked up circles. It's the placement is not good. Right. Oh man, look at this, Sean. It's a beautiful, what a beautiful mermaid

that she is floating in the water. There. Oh my God. Okay. Oh, that's better. I got six tabs of disgusting women pulled up and then Keith Obrerman. Which you've done. Oh yeah, Christopher Kiwi.

Okay. My review is based on, my review is based on Clarissa, not a reflection on Rose Castle brothel as a whole. Don't ban me. Okay, so he just so you know. Right. This is on. Clarissa is not know the meaning of the words, quote,

duty of care. Okay. I don't know the meaning of those words. I don't either. I've never heard that phrase. Like you have a duty of clock watching. Yeah, duty of care. It's like do, you know, do your best while you're doing your job.

You're, you're, she's in the healthcare industry or something. I haven't seen kind of, or a horocritic oath violated or. Yeah, do they have an oath? Hors? I doubt it. They should. I haven't seen Clarissa yet, but came across a private profile of hers. I don't bet he did.

Advertising private escort work and coincidentally stated, she worked at Rose Castle, Bordello as well, which I often frequent. How often do you think these guys go in horror houses? Once a week? It depends on what money he gets from the government. Yeah.

Or from me. I tried numerous times to see Clarissa at Rose Castle when she was rosterostered on, but was not there when I turned up. Clarissa seemed to think it was funny, lying to me, for no reason when she was rostered on at Rose Castle. We also think it's funny. I obtained Clarissa's email and phone number on her private profile. Oh my God. Clarissa also taunted me on email, threatening to section me as an involuntary patient. As she suddenly revealed, she was also a psychiatric nurse. Have them fucking committed for a holding period or whether a psychiatric hold. Oh my God. Or she's just

lying as well. Yeah. Horrid person. I then found a much more empathetic person at Rose Castle, who I was more satisfied and happy with. I think Clarissa's poor form, unprofessionalism, drags the professionalism of escort work down. It would appear she does not take escort work seriously and puts vulnerable people in danger. How much do you think this was like passed around by the by Rose castle

Rose Bordella? They must just be there must be puddles of piss under everybody who read that. Yeah. But they still let them in. You believe in fucking God? Yeah. Money is still fucking whatever color Australian money is, right? Yeah. How many of these guys do you think they're client bases? What percentage? More than 50. I mean, of these guys, do you think they're client bases? What percentage? More than 50? I mean, how many of these guys do they have going there, going nuts? Some, but I mean, he might be extreme. If anyone knows Clarissa's real name, they should also report her to AHPRA and the health ombudsman as well.

Oh my goodness. All right, buddy. I'm sorry that word didn't work out for you. But you were, at least you, they made good, you were satisfied with the other. Do you have any more? Uh no that's it. God. I'm trying to get him to write a book. Yeah. I've heard reviews and like how to go to whores. You guys don't know this guy personally just some guy that leaves reviews on the internet that's funny. He calls you. He used to call in a lot. Yeah. He tried to, he was trying to have sex with his cousin. Ooh.

He's been catfished by himself a couple times, by like a gender swap picture of himself. Seriously? Yeah. He called in because the girl told him that I was her dad and that she wanted her dad to talk to him before they dated. So she's just me doing fake voice for no reason. What's his voice?

Like is he a squirrely little guy? Or is he like, he's a bigger guy. He's a decent sized guy. Bigger guys. Yeah, he's Australian. He sounds like he's from New Zealand. He's from New Zealand, but he's lived in Australia for a long time. Yeah.

Okay, wait, let me see here. Hi, man. Let's play your, let's do some comments on the player video. Traditional cup says, what makes me a rage now that we've reached the deadline for our vaccine mandate, my pencil dick CEO of our hospital had the balls to send out an email congratulating us for being like 93% vaccinated, the rest were exemptions.

Yeah, that's because there's nobody else left. You fuck, you fired 200 plus dedicated staff, and I'm sure the remaining staff would celebrate with you if they weren't so exhausted and resentful from all the overtime and extra patience that they're forced to take on. Yay, we're 100% vaccinated because there's only four of us. But we're understaffed. Yeah. Because the, yay, our hospital is now 93% white because the overwhelming majority of staff

who got let go were black or Hispanic. Unfucking real, huh? That's too bad. I saw Biden say that too. Don't think of it as people losing their jobs. Think of it as that workforce forces are now 93% vaccinated. Whenever you try to, if you ever try to spin, you know, people out of work as like any kind of a good thing, you're just, yeah, just going to bite you.

Don't think of it as there's nothing to buy in the stores. Don't think of it as there's nothing to eat. It's just you're shedding the COVID weight that you put on. Gameraan, KY says, every few months I get a wild hair at my ass that says, hey fucker, get off the corporate tech garbage, they're evil. So I start switching everything over to whatever open source or privacy-minded website I can find.

They all suck, duck duck go, worst search in the number nine times out of 10, it doesn't have whatever I'm looking for. Refuses to show porn results, even with search safe. Yeah, so you have to use the fucking big guys. No, it's that they've painted, they've, that's been happening for more and more and more for like decades now. Yeah.

So there's only one left and you're forced to use them and you get whatever they goddamn want to give you. Yeah. Um, let's see. Sid, Sidwin Correst, I was working in a building with multiple companies renting space back when everyone else was remote. I'd be able to go out to the smoking section for some peace and quiet, Chuffa Dart and head back to my cage.

Now, like eight times out of 10, there's this crusty bitch sitting out there playing TikToks or Reels or whatever on full blast. It's fucking obnoxious. Some girl we were given a ride to was watching videos, backseat at full volume. You seen that? I fucking ate that. Yeah, young people do that. They do damn FaceTime in public.

On speaker agenda. Wow. It is a fucking young thing. I don't, it's obnoxious. They'll do it though. You're not important. My man, Steve was listening to a couple videos. I'm like, what are you?

What is going on here? They put your fucking earbuds in. Or don't listen to the video. How good could it be? I hate that. It's intolerable. Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm right here.

You're forcing me to listen to this. Yeah. Is that, it's really distracting. Yeah. Really distracting, like even from my own thoughts. Okay. Let's find your video. Brandon. I saw, I was trying let's find your video. Brandon.

I saw I was trying to look up your shit on YouTube. It's cool they have you, they have you, SEO, they hooked you up with the SEO when you type in Dick Master and you're dead. You are hooked up. Oh good, I should hope so. Can't find any of your shit when you look it up. Yeah, that's not a surprise.

Probably for the best. Okay, what are my shirt? Like PKA clips come up before anything. Yeah, I've noticed that. When do you the poo debt collector? That's not a surprise. Probably for the best. Okay, what are my shirt? Like PKA clips come up before anything. Yeah. I've noticed that. Winning the poo deck collector. I mean, let me ask, what do you want to see? Do you want to see me acting like a drunk to generate a fool?

Do you want to see me talking to gay people? Do you want to see me pick capital? Do you want to see me in Skid Row? I like this Winning the Pooh thing. Whatever got, well, like what's a good like two, three minute clip we could play? Oh, shit. Oh, that's kind of like two, three minute clip we could play? Oh shit. That's kind of the attention span I'm looking for.

Yeah. Let me think. We'll be typing the Buckingham show and go to that channel. There's some clips on there. Okay. All my shit is usually like eight to 15 minutes. Buckingham show. The Brandon Buckingham.

Watch it at two speed. Yeah. Just roll down somewhere. It's a second channel. That one right there. This one. Okay, dookie. Click videos.

I think there's a minute gay pride video. Go down. It's fun. There it is. It's a joke. Notking people off their paddle boards. Yeah, pride month. Go down on the left right there. I think this is fun hearing them talk about how they identify. There it is. Oh, look. Notking people off their paddle boards. Yeah, pride month, go down on the left right there.

I think this is fun hearing them talk about how they identify. I'm bisexual. Non-b- Okay. I mean, load this up. How do you identify? I had a sexual twink. Okay, that's right.

Twinked out to twink live, cold ass, rider, lifestyle. You get a dick, right? Word. Yeah, I am 26 years old, I live on my mom's house. How do you identify? Mm. Ah, it's on my mom's house. How do you identify? Mm. Uh, it's 40. Here you go.

When you're 40, nobody cares about the rest. Mm-hmm. I'm bisexual. Non-binary, polyamorous, Pedraman type. What's the best part about being gay? Being alive? The worst part about it.

I'll say being alive. Wait a minute. You're wearing this unitar, this guitar. I like that guy. Yeah, I like that guy. Being alive, also being alive. I get it. Borat Unitar thing and a giant crucifix.

With a crucifix. Yep. With an umbrella. Oh yeah. And an umbrella. That was the raining. No, okay. I just get you got to have your swag on fleek for the for the for the gaze

Yeah, okay like a peacock. Yeah exactly. It's your twink. Yeah, okay. My last hard to a day, okay? Self gay A hot dog I'd be a hundred percent all beef just chucking a few knuckles at these brawds, right? It's it's not a chuck and a few knuckle kind of broads type of situation. How do you feel about the heterosexual twink community? I'm not sure if I'm comfortable answering all these questions. Are you heterosexual twink? I'm a pull-ass rider. Wait, what were you asking him before that one?

Because he looks pissed off already. They just really hate when you say you're heterosexual twink. They hate when you're making fun of them. Yeah, well having a little fun with it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, because it's all about making little sub-sex and groups and I'm special.

So when you say, like, I'm a heterosexual twink, they're like, wait, you're twink, but you're heterosexual? Yeah. I agree with that. Yeah. Why? Because they want to know that you, you like sucked it

and some people don't like it and that your life's hard or something. Yeah. They do. Some of them are really pissed off and you start messing around with there. Mm-hmm. Precious to the identity. I'm a terrorist.

We're a lot, we lost it. I appreciate the videotape and I thank you for the dialogue. Excuse me for coffee. Oh, would you say that you are gay? Am I gay? Yeah. No, no. No like, scissors me timbers. Oh my gosh. Right there. Why aren't are gay? Am I gay? Yeah. No, no. No like, scissors me timbers.

Oh my gosh. Right there. Why aren't you gay? Yo, dawg, be real with me. You gay? You got gay posture. Yeah. Fucking Mary Poppins out here.

So would you say your four are against state enforced homosexuality? I'm sorry, what? Shout out to Sam Hyde. That was a fun him. 20-70ton. Parodym shift? Yeah.

Um, okay. Or against state enforced homosexuality. Can we watch another one? Do you have another one on the forehead? Yeah. I have my sexual non-mighting. All right. Let's see.

To call me Brock Obama's kind of funny. I did this video called Suss rapping in the most dangerous hood of Milwaukee where I went around and tried to find the most like hardened people and then just tell them I'm a rapper and get them excited to hear me rap and then just say outlandish gay raps. What are you doing outlandish gay raps?

I'll just go play the top left video on the screen. Okay. Or not. Top shoves, guy. Two down, sorry. Yeah, right there. Call me Barack Obama, that one? Yeah, okay. This isn't going to have any kind of gamer words in it, is it?

Is there? No. Okay. Like the F word, the bad, the no-no words? Yeah. No, I'd say the no-no words. Oh, good. Good for you.

Some people can't express themselves without expressing, is that saying those words? I have them tell me what to say and then I say it. Oh, okay. What do you want me to think, and I think it, and we're good, right? We're good, right? For now, for now.

Yeah. Do you see Groot and got fired? He resigned. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because he said, well,, the emails just kept coming and coming and coming. I mean, how would they not? I didn't know we were allowed. I know

they're going to be throwing out emails from people. We're fucked. If we're 10 year old emails, you know, that happened. That was during the done. That was during discovery because Daniel Snyder was suing a fucking Indian company. That's what have never come out. Yes. That was some stupid lawsuit. Yeah, because Daniel Snyder on Washington is filing a lawsuit. Oh, what an asshole. Yeah.

All just because this discovery nobody went part. Yeah, nobody went parsing through that looking for John Grudenship. Oh, that's horse shit. They should all in solidarity. Every NFL coach should release their emails and good old should come out of the closet. Good, El. Yeah, good old should come out of the closet. They actually, it was okay for me to be called that because I am gay and I take it in the

ass from every owner every day. And I make them call me that in private over email because I like it. But of course he didn't. And then he got kicked out of a video game. Oh, really? He couldn't get kicked out of a one NFL game or something. Yeah, an NFL game. Okay, here you go.

This is called, what is this called again, Brynn? Call me Barack Obama because I'm gay and my wife's a man. Shout out to you, too. They like that. Okay. That part to you too, they like that. Okay, that part was hidden on the pretext preview. I didn't know that was gonna be there, but I have to play it now. It's quick and simple.

Okay. Call me Barack Obama, because I'm gay and my wife's a man. I take you out late at night. You're dick, my hand. Oh, oh, oh, oh it. They all loved it, dude Yeah, it's funny. Go back there. I talked to a BDG or BG I don't know what the fuck their acronyms are a gang member who is like It's right there in the middle call me Memphis. You're making magic harp or

So it's wrapping I thought this was funny because he's talking about, like, you know, how he's getting. P.M.E. on P.A.D. Okay hold on let me play it and then we can talk about Pokemon. You like Pokemon? Um, not particularly. Hell yeah, me neither, wink, I love it. Hmm. P.M.E. on P.A.D. is making easy money and pivot houses.

Oh wow. They call me Memphis. I'm B-C-D Black Gainser Disciple That's the B-E-N-Z-E-A Fuck your bitch and fuck your hoe You know him, man, now Sanitize him, finger cleaner

Hop, Scotch, force, swear I don't care, I love Wiener Oh, you gay dude, you like Wiener What? You see my beard like gay one, sir I can never get in my life Look at me and look at you. Who looks down here, buster?

I don't want to get none of me. Don't want to get none of me. Back it up. Oh, in a minute. I'm going to see the big guys. Classic. You're right. He's so stupid.

All right. See, it's hot. He's going to clean it. Right. And here comes the last thing he expects. Yeah. I'm stupid. All right. It's the end of time. It's the end of time. It's the end of time. It's the end of time. It's the end of time. And here comes the last thing he expects. Yeah.

I'm busy. Black gays is the best. I think he's frightening. You know what I mean? Fuck your bitch. It's fucking wild. You know what I mean? Nope.

Sanitize him. Finger cleaner. Hop, scotch, fore square. I don't care. I love weener. Oh, UK dude. He like whizzing. You should have the UK answer. Never get in my life. I love weener. Oh

You should have the game answer never get my life I like push Who looks gay here, buster? That's fucking hilarious. How did he answer that? Um, I don't know I don't remember That's a good question. Just to imagine his face. You can watch his face. Oh shit. You realize that you're gay Wait, weener. Yeah, cuz first off having wants to do some macho posturing You can watch his face. Oh shit. You realize that you're gay. Wait, a wiener. Yeah. Cause first of all, having wants to do some macho posturing.

Oh, wait a minute. All right. You got another one of these. These are good. Um, the, let me think. The Pokemon trainer pickup thing, you wouldn't, if you don't know Pokemon, you wouldn't really get it. Oh, I know Pokemon.

You do? Yeah. It's just me like saying like really outlandish Pokemon pick up lines to women. Okay. I like that. Where's that? Do you want to just watch the full video? Yeah. I mean, put on my main channel. Okay.

Wait, that's us wrapping video. Did it really good for me? It was fun. Sure was funny. Do you know that Mr. Girl guy that does pedophile wrapping? No. Oh, he's really funny. He wears a reptile like shirt, a sweat shirt, a dress, sings aggressively about how he's he's not a pedophile about how he's a pedophile. That's one of my favorite

things we've ever seen on this show. Yeah. He's really funny. So I did a question. I'm going to turn the volume off and just play this. Why you tell me about it? What was this? I just got a single one on a winner on Walmart and was challenging people to wrestle and act like a fool. But in that video we did a thing called the $200 knockout challenge where you go around and give people boxing gloves and say if you can knock me out, I'll give you $200 and if I can take you down and hold you down until you give up, then you don't get any money.

In this video? Yeah. And you're gonna let them hit you or? Yeah. Scroll, you'll see it. There it is. That was it. Oh, okay, I see it.

Okay, we tried to find the most buffed. Yeah, this guy's huge. Yeah, but that doesn't have a wrestle, so he was just a terrible challenge. Nice little shot. Boom, switch to a double and he's bringing him down. Oh, right in the side control. Here's me doing the challenge.

This guy is absolutely weird. Oh, okay, so here's your dodging, right? Yeah. Yeah. And you have a time limit for, I mean, no. So you are trying to wrestle the boxer down to the ground and he's just trying to knock you off your feet or knock you out.

Try to knock me down. Knock me out and have me be like, I'm done. I was like, I was the first. He has punches head wrestling. Okay. And you're, I mean, you're a real wrestler. Well, this was, I was shook. This was scary because he was really, he was a real big black guy.

He wanted that $200. Bad. Yeah. And he's got a shirt tied around his head, which is even more menacing. He's wearing white. So he's, guy where he's white, you know, he's making a commitment to stand his feet.

Mm. He was by my face. I'm starting to get nervous like, what in the hell did I sign up for? He catches me, boom. Ty, oh my God. Ty, oh my God. He wanted to take that.

Yeah. Yeah, he's tagging. He almost knocks me clean. I don't know what that show of, that would land. I'm gonna take that. Yeah, let me just tag him. He almost knocks me clean. I'm gonna take that shot with that little hand. This is a great sport. Yeah, I was scared. Oh my guys, did you do this with? I did it with, I think.

Just him. Three and Tom did it with three I think. I think. Is he a wrestler too? Tommy G, yeah. Yeah, he's another YouTuber. That's cool. That's a good, you're good.

Damn. Taya, Taya, taya. I'm like, Toss him, toss him. No risk at this point, but barely been doing correct wrestling technique. Yeah, you look like you're flailing a little bit to just not get hit.

Mm-hmm. Rettled. He makes a little different than wrestling a wrestler, right? I've never boxed. I'm not used to being punched as a winged at my face. Yeah, and he wasn't my idea. He wasn't my idea. Tommy wanted to do it. And I was like, I don't really want to. He's like, come on, it's gonna be a good video. And I'm not used to being punched as a winged at my face. Yeah, and he wasn't my idea. He wasn't watching those, and Tommy wanted to do it. And I was like, I don't really want to.

He's like, come on, it's gonna be a good video. And I'm like, all right. It'll be a video. You're not wearing, do you have a mouthpiece on it, Lee? Uh, do your teeth. I know. Anything to make it on YouTube, right? Yeah.

I pepper sprayed myself for a video. Okay, wait, I gotta see how this thing turns out. Horrible. So horrible. Yeah. Good. Oh, you got me. You got me.

I'm gonna double run my legs, but what is he doing? He's just gonna get me belly's out. Oh, he has to. He has to do it. Tap out. Tap out. Tap out.

Tap out. Tap out. Or just like, stay on that. Oh my God. Okay, what is that move that you just got on his shoulders and you wrapped him up like a pretzel. Yeah, that was called a splatel. A splatel?

I had like 50 pins with it in college. That was fucking legit. Oh my God. I cannot fucking believe you got in there and pinned a guy like that who has boxing gloves and is trying to knock you out for money. Yeah, I was scared. So at this point, can you just hold him like that indefinitely

until he's just like, okay, I'm done. I can't do anything. He'll try a few things and then it's like, I'm not getting out of this. He taps out and then it's just really, he was, they were so friendly after he was really, really went smoothly. There was no animosity. It was good. Well, I mean, because you were on the level, like if, you know what I mean, like you would have given him the money, like he knows, he didn't think he were trying to like, he knew he had a shot. Yeah. I would think I could do that. If I had the boxing glove,

I'd say there's not a fucking way a wrestler can pin me. And I wouldn't lose. I mean, I would feel for this. Did he know you're a wrestler? Oh yeah, we were like, we were asking experience. Because you're not gonna do that if you don't have a wrestle. I mean, you're crazy. No, because otherwise it's just a race.

Yeah. Uh, I'll take this and tap tap here. Yeah, one more could you ask for my account in blade length hold it? That's right. That's awesome. It is a cool clip gang gang baby. I asked Riley Riley's a big fan. He's like, oh yeah, you love her. I said, well what should I, what's like the best thing to ask about you guys? I don't know. Right? What have you got fucking the greatest sport ever here. Okay, you guys are doing it again. Like I whoops a knife out on us in this video.

What? Where? Um, we think that played this clip. I think we're just talking shit to this. She is. Standing on shelves. One pump dumber. What?

I know. So you're in Walmart, you're in Walmart crawling around on shelves like an asshole. Yep. You get kicked out of Walmart? Oh, yeah, we ended up getting kicked out. And kicked out. Coming in, brods. They call me the one pump jump.

You wasted your time there. You the fuck that was good night man. How long did you go for? I'm a murdered ass shit. How much pussy I get in this thing? It's unbelievable. I gotta brush him off me. How much pussy I get in this thing? What it's unbelievable? I got a brush I'm off me slap them around I'm believe me

One time I was with a woman and she went There's your sex no you're trying to bust a movie got up in your grill and now what? You know what I mean? You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out.

You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out.

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You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out. You just pulled it out, let's do the puck. You're doing a running procedure. All right, and then we do some voicemails. Thank you for bringing us these videos. I hope he fights that woman at the end of the month. All right, they're pucking one trainer pickup artist. And you're making money off this YouTube stuff now. Is it, it's going well for you?

Yeah, I had the best month of, I've heard this month, I got like 1.3 million views, which is really cool. I, I'm they let me they let me get a little shine for once You know, I mean finally yeah, I don't have much faith. It's gonna persist for too long Yeah, I think they're gonna eventually kick everybody off And it'll just be like the young Turks and well, it's like it's like why even try to be a youtuber and have an opinion It's yeah, what's the point? Yeah I mean, just ruined everything that I've been trying, working to create. No, and you can't go, you go anywhere else.

Like Ralph goes on Odyssey and he was huge on YouTube and it's just, it's only a small percentage, or a percentage of it transfers over. I don't know, hopefully that happens to enough people that enough percentages move over. Well, that's what would have to happen, I think. But then I think the government would say sex starts with a 30% of rules.

Yeah, they're gonna say, so 230 ago before it gets big. They're gonna say, you only are immune from lawsuits if you do these things, and it will be so expensive to do those things or impossible for like Odyssey that only you to be allowed to not get sued. That's a real boomer thing, isn't it? To what? Sticking over with a bunch of fucking red tape and regulations and all this stuff. Oh yeah, I mean they, yeah.

Well, to do it, it's like, oh, it's just barrier of entry is too high. Yeah, it's like Amazon is always saying promoting all these, like, oh, we should be taxed more actually. Businesses should be taxed. I was like, yeah, because only you guys can afford it. And then nobody can start a new delivery business or whatever, because they can't afford. They just don't have assholes and cash.

Google's the same way. They're gonna go, we gotta get, like how Facebook sent that whistleblower in. Do you see that? Who's talking about how like kids are so dangerous? The first thing is, yeah, well, we gotta make us, we gotta put some regulations on teenagers on the internet. Like, think of this.

Yeah, because you want to kill things like TikTok. That, like, you want to keep your idiot boomer audience, anyway. All right. I'll play it. I'll just get pressed the intro, unless you want to see me wrapping, or seeing you going to the Pokemon theme song. No, I've seen myself do that enough. Okay, this is a girl you're hitting on with Pokemon lines. Yeah, let's watch it.

I'll keep it real with you. I woke up this morning, my name. He dressed up like Ash Ketchum, right? Oh yeah, okay. He was pretty low, you know, I'm saying my help points, but ever since I saw you, my PPs been maxed out. Yeah, let me see. They called the cops on me on this one. Oh my god, it's funny.

Let's see if this metapod in the car. It's true. Guaranteed. I like what I hear. She goes garchal. Well, you dorks out there that didn't know. Pokemon showdown 2017, I was top 10 in the world. Top 10?

Was that really? You're so good. Oh wow. Still am. I'm totally fucking moron. Do you guys like bug Pokemon? Yes. You guys remind me of a coconut with your hard outer shell and everything.

But if you level up, maybe I'll be drilling that ass later. You guys want to Pokemon the bug Pokemon? Be a drill, Shawn. Be a drill, Shawn. That's the Pokemon. No. Would you want to merawack my cube boner? How about I lick a tongue, your clitoris?

Oh, the bull. Too much. You remind me a lot of a love disc, weak and useless. So when she's sucking your meat, do you like when she's gulping or when she's swallets? More of a gulper. Yeah, why don't you give her a little smoochum? Give her a little smoochum. Yeah, don't jinx it.

Hey, are you lost out here? If you need help, I could cat or pee in your mouth. Okay. All right, you get it. Yeah, poke one of the puns. Where's the one, what did you say? Someone, you got thrown out on this one? What did you say right before we started watching?

Right out of the park, right out of the park. They called the cops on me in the Walmart. Yeah. There's a lot of fun moments. Like, they called the cops on me in the Walmart. Yeah. There's a lot of fun moments like in the Marty Grovedi. This dude lets me make all this wife, which is crazy and he makes out with her. Which is weird shit like that. That is weird.

The one of the poo ones fun. There's just a bunch of fun moments. It's been a fun journey. Well, good luck to you. I hope you don't kill your account before everybody else gets theirs killed at least. You want to be the last one on there. Yeah, right. You just got to have the right opinions

and the right things, right? Yeah, and that's arcasstically. That doesn't work either. No, no. You got to say it genuinely. You have to work on that. You think there's hope for me? Yeah, you know?

Yeah, you're attractive. You and Ryan Long, they let you get away with anything. Guys like me, no. I guess we can't say anything. You're too. You and Ryan Long, they let you get away with anything. Guys like me now, I can't say anything. You're too manly? Well, unattractive. You think so? Yeah, yeah. Ugly on the inside.

Ugly on the inside. That's what matters. They know, they can see right away. Oh yeah, that guy, he looks fine, but inside, he's horrible. It's good that you have your Patreon though. It is, thank God. So scary. I can eat.

Thank all of you for supporting us on Patreon, by the way. Yeah, how do you keep your Patreon audience up with no exposure, like YouTube obviously limits your exposure? How do you get new viewers and new audience? I don't know. I don't know. It's confusing, right? Yeah, somehow.

Just going on other shows, I guess. Does anything make you rage? Make me rage? Yeah. Does anything make you rage? Make me rage? Yeah, so anything, I ask everybody that. Lately, it's been like, YouTube is really shitty about if you say COVID or talk about vaccines or masks to like, age restrict and demonetize your video. Yeah.

And that's fucking crazy. Isn't it wild? Yeah, I mean, a lot of things make me rage, but I just keep it to myself, because you want to make money. Yeah, I want to exist and do what I want to do and it's like Who's opinion am I gonna change and if I do change their opinion like would just allow them to ruin their lives too? You know like oh yeah, I just feel so fucking cynical and hopeless about it. That's good Because it gets worse. It's just gonna get worse and no matter how much you you care about it or try to make it better, it's gonna get worse. It's just gonna drive yourself fucking up a wall.

Yeah, and I think you need as much energy as possible to claw your way into the 1% because then the system only benefits you and destroys everybody else. But once you get up there, once you're with the people who are fucking over everybody, it's medsailing. So, whatever you can do to, you know, like we said earlier, you can't really joke about anything

except like how shitty a straight people are and white people are. And I feel like I'm public, I'm number one in that category. Brandon Buckingham, six foot three. Yeah, you know, if you don't believe I'm like a yuppie little shister, then you're gonna be like, well, he's like, that dude's a believe I'm like a yuppie little shyster, then you're going to be like, well, he's like that dude's

Erasist. He's a supremacist. You could be a redhead. Yeah, I'm gonna be worse. True. I think you'd erase a lot. Yeah But I have people because of my like some of my gay privateers they call me like homophobic and stuff and say like sure I'm inappropriate towards women and shit. It's like I'm just trying to be fucking what can I talk about what the case now about being inappropriate towards women Yeah, what are they? What do you guys? What are you talking to be trying to be funny and entertaining? You have to like tip toe the line. It's impossible. Well, it keeps moving. Yeah, it is squiggly. And they're quick so quick to be like, you're a piece of shit. You're a bad guy. Sure. It's like, yeah, like I'm some hateful evil, a terrorist violent, violence promoting. Well, it's, it's easier. It's a lot. It's easier, just a compartmental, like you can, that way you can write somebody off real quick and not have to think about it.

Somebody sent me a story this week where a parent's kid was making a list of all the problematic things that the kids in their class were saying they found a spreadsheet on the family computer, like a little mark. Like so and so says this. Generation NARC, it's like wow. And the advice person just laughed it off. Like well, you might want to send it to his psychiatrist, but if they really want to be a NARC for their classroom, you might want to redirect that.

I'm like, you're raising a fucking psychopath. What do you, you have problems? Whatever, wherever they got that, they learned it on. Anyway, thanks for coming by, Ran. We're gonna do voice mail. I could plug all your stuff before we go. I'll just the Buckingham show and everything, Brained Buckingham on YouTube and Instagram.

It's about it. I have a Patreon as well. Yeah, 400 Patients in there. Shout out to them. Yeah, thanks for having me on. Thanks to everyone who watches. Are you gonna get any fights before you go home? You're gonna do any boxing wrestling?

No, I don't intend on it, no. No. What are you gonna do before you go? I'm thinking about doing a documentary on my friend's DZCane. I wanted to, this is a little bit fruity, but I wanted to talk to content creators about social media and mental health

and how it affects their lives. Bad things. And then kick them in the balls. It's interesting, because from the outside looking in, people might be you in public, and they think you're the shit. I think you're cooler than you even think you are.

And I think your life is like you're living the dream. But really, a lot of this social media stuff when you're on the other side of it is still like super bad for your fucking anxiety and depression. What do you mean the other side of it? It's still the creator. When you are the creator, and you have everyone looking to you and thinking you're the the other side of it is still like super bad for your fucking anxiety and depression. What do you mean the other side of it? It's still a charity. When you are the creator and you have everyone looking to you and thinking you're the shit and stuff.

Oh yeah. And giving you money for your stuff and telling you how cool you are. You know. It is seeing what people I've never ever saw someone say something I said and what it meant correctly. That's the one thing that drives me fucking crazy. saw someone say something I said and what it meant correctly. That's the one thing that drives me fucking crazy. Well, you said this, I'm like, I mean, I can't even tell if you're doing it on purpose.

No, I know. To fuck with me. That's not even close. Yeah, yeah, that's, I think that's a very common thing with people who a lot of people like listen to. Yeah. They miss, I always go back to music critics, music journalism, just completely misinterpreting.

It's like, no, I talked to, the guy told me what that was about. I wrote it. I know what it is. I know what it is. I know what it is. Right. And the need, the compulsion that guys have to like bust balls,

like I don't know where they get it, but this need to like, like, and like jab constantly at creators and at each other is, that's the other thing that I, that always weirds me out. It's like, man, are you, like one guy even,

I posted something about cigars, and he asked me what I was smoking. And I said, oh, it's this. He made some comment making fun of it. And he said, I don't know, man, I don't know, I don't really know cigars. And he goes, oh, sorry, I'm like, I don't really, I didn't know social media.

I thought I was supposed to do that. Like you thought you were supposed to make a shitty comment about like, lie, no one likes that. Cause that's what gets traction. I think, you know what people are, but I mean, he likes that. Because that's what gets traction. I think, you know what people are, but I mean, he didn't want traction. He just thought he was supposed to interact with me like that. And I'm like, why?

No one will pay attention to him and you guys can have a fucking discourse. Maybe so. Yeah, it was so sensational. I guess so. I can just get negative attention. So I see. It's something sensational. Hey, I guess so. I can just get negative attention. So I see. It's really weird.

It's weird to see guys negging other guys. Like you guys, is there enough women on Twitter? If you want to go be a dick, go nuts. Whatever that in the blocking shit, the blocking shit drives me fucking insane. People block people. When they, when people get blocked and they're like,

oh, I can't believe this guy fucking blocked me. Like, yeah, you annoyed him. Yeah, that's bothering me, actually. Yeah, what the fuck? And now you're parading it around like a scalp kind of proves that you were doing that on purpose. Yeah, what do you not get about that? Yeah, that's all.

Yeah, anyway. It is weird. Like before I was a content creator, I would like dream of like my DMs being filled on Instagram and how exciting that would be and how cool it would be. And it wears off very quick. You just don't have the mental capacity to put up with it. And how many times can you say like, oh, thank you so much brother. I really appreciate you watching my shit.

Like how many times can you say that before it's like disingenuous? I can say that forever. I got no problem with that. It's the weird little, the other stuff like that you kind of feel oddly about it, but it also feels like a performance. I mean, I don't know. I don't know how to respond to that.

So. Anyway. And the last thing I'll say about opinions and getting canceled and stuff is like, I hate when people ask questions like, how do you feel about whatever it might be? The George Floyd Protester, how do you feel about Israel? Oh yeah.

Just these loaded questions, it's like, I feel however you fucking allow me to feel without like fucking everything up. Yeah. What's the answer could you possibly give that? That is real? No, I mean, I love Israel. I love George.

If you say one thing, then people are gonna shit on you from this side. If you say the opposite people are gonna shit on you from this side. If you go middle of the road, they're like, I love it. I love it. I love you. If you say one thing, then people are going to shit on you from this side. You say the opposite people are going to shit on you from this side. If you go middle of the road, you're like, what a pussy. Yeah, I've been saying. So what's the point? I feel like you want me to feel about it. Leave me the fuck alone.

Yeah. That's actually the hard part. Probably the best answer. Yeah. And then it's like then, what are you going to do? Spend all your time watching fucking football and worshipping sports players? I don't know. Maybe I just suck. Maybe that's the issue. But hey, thanks for having me on your content. Yeah, I appreciate it. your time watching fucking football and worshiping sports players. I don't know.

Maybe I just suck. Maybe that's the issue. But hey, thanks for having me on. Like your content. Yeah, I appreciate it. It was good. I actually, I remember I saw your shit way back when I was like fucking middle school or when you were on Dr. Faddlefield. It's amazing how many people job that.

Yeah, it's legendary, you know what I mean? Yeah. If you're on a treadmill, you'd be at the front of the line. Oh, let's go. So if you hit a treadmill a little more off, shout out to Riley for connecting us. Thanks for having me on. It's nice to meet you guys and you too enjoy LA All right, everybody patreon.com slash the Dixia. I see you next Tuesday What time is it?

Well, we've been gone for a while. You do one voice mail Sean. Yeah, do yeah sure What's that? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I got, I'll do one voicemail. And then, uh, you want to hear a voicemail? I'm going to be ready. What's that? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I got, I'll do one voicemail. And then, uh, you want to hear a voicemail? I'm going to be ready. What's that?

Oh, well, I got, I'll do one voicemail. And then, uh, you want to hear a voicemail? I'm going to be ready. What's that? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I got, I'll do one voicemail. And then, uh, you want to hear a voicemail? I'm going to be ready.

I'm going to be ready. What's that? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I got, I'll do one voicemail. And then, uh, you want to hear a voicemail? I'm going to be ready. I'm going to be ready. What's that? Oh, yeah. Oh, well know why I say I'll do one. Hi, Dick. You know what makes me a rage is when you have a friend who is beta as fuck. Oh, no.

And you try to introduce him to all your friends that are a bit more alpha in the way that they exist. And there's variety, but they're just, they're just a whole group of alums. Introduce this one guy. This one, this one this one this one hyper liberal. Oh, no, you know, talking about You know consent and and transition shit Yeah, I got to talk about it. I like you from before this time. I Like you for other qualities you have, but I don't really like you from before this time. I like you for other qualities you have,

but I don't really like you for those qualities. And you introduce him to these guys and he fucking puts his bullshit political viewpoints immediately right front and center. That's a way to have it not guys that are not into that shit. And they know you're not into that shit either. But then you kind of got to deal with this guy and

It's like what the fuck are you doing? You know what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? Very Christian friends? And sometimes I'll introduce them to Man very Christian people I also. And like to hang out with, because they're cool and interesting, you know, fucking sue me. And be careful. Those guys don't do this shit. So I don't know what it is, the hyper liberal, I mean, just throughout Christian and alpha, that's pretty political. And that's what makes me a fucking way. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. All right. Just got to like, not care at some point

when you're introducing adult men to each other. Yeah. Kind of let it work out. Yeah, it'll sell fast. Everything will end up how it's supposed to. Who, but don't say anything about your politics. Oh, try to be a little bit more alpha. Then what are you doing?

Is that what you're gonna wear to meet my friends? Yeah. I think we found who the real beta was. Oh, boy. I want you to look masculine for them. Come on. That's good. They're gonna ask about football.

They're gonna ask about your college team. So read these stats before you made them. Complain about your wife, anything, my wife, anything, we're gonna take on John Gruden. yeah, what's you take on Israel? It's a Christian group so we really love Israel. All right guys. All right. Thank you. See you