The Dick Show - Episode 281 - Dick on Jokes Are Funny

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

Vito and I are assaulted at the Netflix protest by Netflix employees and their associates at a company-sponsored walkout over Dave Chapelle's special The Closer; our signs are taken and smashed, I am thrown into a rock, and we make international news; that is the only thing we talk about on this episode of The Dick Show!

I feel like I've been waiting to do this show all week. I'm still tired. You have actually. I'm still tired. Yeah, you're still tired. I don't even know what you guys have gotten into. Two, you don't know? You don't know what we've gotten into?

No, I heard my girlfriend last night said, I don't know, somebody saying Dick made the news for something. And I was like, I don't want to know anymore. You're saving it for the show. I don't want to know anymore. Oh my God, the news. Yeah. We are, we're, Vito is a global,

and we made news globally. Because, in, global, it went from, it went from entertainment to national, to international. And then as of yesterday, I got a dickhead in China, Taiwan, that's as I can't fucking believe this.

Yeah. And he sends me an article in their in Taiwan's version of the BBC. And the last paragraph, it's all China. Yeah. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

Oh, the Christus is the most powerful community. Oh my god. Oh my god. The Christus is the most powerful community. Oh my god. The Christus is the most powerful community. The Christus is the most powerful Come in the end. Oh my God. You can't come in. I canceled after this. My styles are the rich and righteous. Okay, let's start this show.

I'm going to be so slow today. I'm thinking with sand. You might be that line from Baba Ho-Tab. I'm just thinking from sand for real. I give feels like that. And Osee Javis talking about in his asshole or something. Yeah. Jav, I get feels like that. And Ozy Davis talking about in his ass hole or something. Yeah. Jay, I think it was sand here.

It feels in my head. Yeah. It feels like there is a piece of cotton in my brain that I can't think past. Wow. And I've had a lot of cognition, self-imposed cognition ailments over the years, you know, with those drinking and the drugs inside you. But hangovers, hangover will kick you like a buzzer when you're trying to concentrate. Right.

I've had a live-in girlfriend for years. That's the worst kind of cognition impairment you can have. You can't go, you can't go 10 seconds without having your thoughts interrupted by her for nonsense, right? But this, this is different. This is different. This is header and this is taking a header, a forced header into concrete cognition issues. Like thinking past a piece of cotton in your head that you cannot get through, like shooting

into a fucking pillow, shooting into water in a movie, right in a war movie. The bullets go, it's like step, it's like going for a step and it's just not there. Oh, yeah, that's what like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm waiting for it to show up, but it's not fucking there. Oh, well, uh-huh. Good luck to all of us.

And I got the video off this morning. Nice. Which I'm gonna play. Oh, baby, I haven't watched it yet. The guy who gave it to me, yeah, the guy who gave it this morning nice, which I'm gonna play. Oh, baby, I've watched it yet. The guy who gave it to me. Yeah, the guy who gave it to me said, I'm just warning you, it might be a little, it's very violent. It might be a little triggering. So, wow. Yeah. I can't wait to see it. But here's the good, here's the good news though, Sean. Yes. New World zero. Dicking video. One on the board. The new world order is dumped. The great reset is canceled

because two guys and their signs showed up at a trans activist. Yeah. Welcome to DIG! You ready? You ready? You ready? You got to miss the show, it's a contest, coming to you live from Mount Bunker, deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Maschers,

I think you hit the $20 million dollar man! Maybe that will be literal soon! Triting me as always is Sean World Touring L.A. Base Committee in the Audio Engineer. Hey Dick. Hey, what's up, buddy? And today, gracing us with his resisting presence. Yes.

The comedian they can take his stick, but they can't take his stick. The man who stood up to the cancel mob, and was harassed with the triggering man, the triggering man from, where are you from? Massachusetts. From that, that doesn't rhyme. The trigger man from where you from Massachusetts from that doesn't rhyme the Trigger man from I only want to say Amsterdam. I can't I can't get you there.

You know don't get him on your pants. J's wildy. Hi dick. How are you? Good safe. Happy to be here. I'm in better. We've got a we have a great biggest problem episode that's up right now. We do. And we put it up a little early because it's so good. Because you're on every news station and the fan. The fan. If you run a racist news program, you're going to want to hit up Vito just while I do.

And get them on your regular news program. Especially racist. If you run a, if you run a news program that starts with red or has read anywhere in the title, red eyes, red elephants, red knots, the red redders, the reddest red, red flag, red flag down. Yeah, I go on all sorts of shows, not just red October, not just red October. It is funny. I want to introduce you to the official mob recently.

How is your feeling about Dave Schupell to studio, shoot up to the official mob recently. I was just feeling so much, Dave Schupehl. Oh, you're quite the racist. A verified journalist whose name I will not give one. So if you got into going on any regular news program, you're just the Nazi ones. And I want, oh so far, just the Nazi ones. You think, yeah, well, you'll get on a couple regular ones as well.

So check that out. What did you boys get up to? Yeah, Sean doesn't know. I can't believe you don't even know at all. No, no, that's what I like about it. You don't have an inkling. You don't have any kind of inkling. I heard, I heard.

Yeah. Well, he says Dick made the news of something. People are dark. Did you know that? Tell me no more. Did you know that jokes are harmful? Did you know that? Well, that's kind of been what I've been hearing a while.

Vito and I proved it because we showed up to the Netflix, Dave Chappelle walk out with jokes and they beat us. They took our jokes, they destroyed our jokes. I'm pretty good for the thinking. Right. And Antifa smirked it. I don't know, okay. Shove me and bashed my head into a garden, you know those orbs, those garden orbs, garden

orbs. The companies that enameled some of the land. They're randomly in a planter so you can't lie down there. They're homeless. Yeah, homeless. Like homeless, what do they call that defensive architecture? Yeah, yeah. Well, I was, it was offensive for a moment when an antifa guy all in blue block out like

grouchy smurf, antifa smurf, veto them, took my head and smashed it into a rock. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I just got the, I had to drive this morning to go to the video. What do you look unmarked? Why, what do you mean unmarked? The mark occurs on the inside of the particular injury, Mr. Masterson. I don't even know where to begin with this.

All I know is I say jokes. I mean, I think you start from the top. You say, well, Dave Chappelle, what did he do? Why do we hate him? I got to start from the end. Hold on, let me just pull this up. All right. This has been a dream of mine, my whole life to hear.

Let me see if I can find the Swedish news that did a way. Did they like an actual news can? This is, Sean, this is from Sweden. This is a news broadcast from Sweden talking about what we did. Listen to this. Jag Forrester, I guess that means accept the killmeckation. I'll do it.

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I är det protest att det är kvar. Det är en 15-sack. Det är en svårt att köpa in.

Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in.

Det är en svårt att köpa in. Det är en svårt att köpa in. And it is hurting my trans brothers sister, siblings, it is hurting us. Trains, lives, are not for your entertainment. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background.

You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background.

You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. You can hear me in the background. I think most of them are. Oh, they both are. They're the big masterton. Bob, they don't know. Bob, they don't know. Bob, they don't know. So here's what happened. You heard a Dave Chappelle, right? I've heard a Dave Chappelle. I like Dave Chappelle.

I like the whole cancel. I'm a cancel man. That kind of big a dream on the show. We like Dave too. We do like him too. I think Dave Chappelle is the... The ghostest thing to Karlin that we have to know. Yeah, he's great.

In a lot of ways. Why wouldn't even have watched his special though if there wasn't such a big hubbub about it and an uproar about it? I'll be honest. I haven't caught it either, but I you should you should watch it. It's funny. It's worth watching. Last from beginning to end. It's funny. So Vito Vito had the idea to go do let me make sure I'm streaming this by the way because I because I've often fucked that up. And my memory is working a half mast right now. Yeah, okay, it's working. Vito had the idea to go to a little trolling. To do a little counter-protest.

To get the idea out in front of the world, and in front of Netflix. So this was a, people were protesting Netflix. They had planned, they had walked out of the Netflix employees. Oh really? Trans Netflix employees to say we are upset with the special. Yeah. And we want Netflix to institute, you know, reforms so we can

and control this kind of content. Yeah, we want a bunch of trans people at every level and power in the company so we can stop jokes like this from ever happening again. Yeah, right? Terrifying. Terrifying. That's what the fucking Chinese news quoted me for saying. Yeah. Terrifying that a small group of people can influence the company that controls entertainment for the fucking globe. We're not talking about like a local news station, not running an episode of always sunny anymore.

We're talking about an entertainment conglomerate that controls culture and TV film and movies for the entire world, including China, right? And this is a fringe group of loaned tics. It's not the trans community doing this. It's not, it's always the lunatics. Yes. Every group has lunatics. Dicks allowed us.

America, men, women, Dodgers, fans, white people, black people, gay people, trans people. There's always a fringe set of lunatics that are making them look bad and that everybody else hates because everybody else gets along. Everybody. Who busy working to give a fuck about what other people are doing with their dicks or their teams or whatever. It's whatever, man. Whatever you want to do.

You know, call me, they, them, he, her, uh, shmings, but I don't care. I'll do it. I don't have time to fucking fight about this. I can't. I just shoot up my mind. Yeah. But then you got the tiny percent of people like, that's not good enough. That's not good enough for me.

Sure. I want you to be excited about it. I don't like that you have these jokes that are making fun of me. You small dick motherfucker. How dare you make fun making fun of me. You small dick motherfucker. How dare you make fun of my genitals? You small dick motherfucker. Exactly. Exactly.

It's a bit of a double standard. And I do want to say, I mean, the thing that people go, they go, well, their demands are very reasonable. They just want to put a trans person at the highest level of management. I'm like, no, they don't want to put a trans person. They want to put like a zealot activist who will make the right trans. Yeah, they want to make sure transpers. Stop this stuff from ever happening again. And you will never have a joke like this on Netflix. They're not asking to ban anything. No, they just want to put a person to ban it.

Yeah. Before it happens. Before it happens. I think we're retarded. Yeah. What do you mean? We don't want to't abandon, we just want somebody there who maybe says, well, let's stop this for never having that. But that is, no, that is the exact quote though. Yes, I know. Yeah, yeah. They say it right to your face. And all they, I would like to remind everybody

that all they had to do to keep their precious little protest on the up and up was nothing. Yeah. All they had to do was totally ignore me in veto, exhibit the smallest quantum of self control. I mean, it's this little rule that we have in life, Sean. You don't touch another person, you don't touch their stuff.

If their stuff is attached to their person, then it becomes their person, right? Your hands are part of the bat. That's right. Well, I mean, the uniform is part of the person. You can get to first base Exactly if it's actually uniform and never touches skin don't touch me don't touch my stuff if I'm holding my stuff It's me. It's not fucking complicated. No, that's all they had to do the whole world

Look at these walk it look at these Netflix employees Netflix has said we absolutely support your right to go on our property outside and bitch. As much as you want, we're going to put, we're going to get the two, the two best security guards we have and put them out there just in case anybody comes in the Capitol. Right. In case some violent thugs come in with signs. With their hate speech, hate signs. So Vito calls me up, or Vito texts me the day before the walk out and says, you wanna go,

like do we support comedy, we like jokes? Mm-hmm. So yeah, I kinda do. Damn. I kinda think it's important for to laugh at this. So Netflix sees it and says, you know what, those guys, those two guys, they're doing a married with children bit during this ultra serious protest. They're funny.

And as we're walking to the protest, we're getting honks from people's aid. Because being, being able to have we like Dave, we like jokes. Dave is funny. Jokes are funny on our shitty sides. There are four messages of that. Those are our four horsemen of the joke apocalypse. I get behind all of those. Jokes are funny on our shitty signs or four messages of The joke We're getting hogs from guys. Yeah, we like jokes are funny, bro

I mean, it's kind of something honestly that the transos could have got behind like you know, we do like jokes You're we do like jokes. We embrace you guys. We like Dave, we just like there to be awareness of what we're doing as well. But you know what we got instead? Nuts. Fucking hammered. Fucking hammered. Like we're in a race ride in Antarctica. Fucking hammered. People hammering us, changing clothes, destroying our shit.

We're going, what the fuck is going on here? All you guys had to do was nothing. Yeah. And the whole world, where a random article, after article, this brave trend, and what the fuck's we're been on. Oh, look at this fucking brave speaker. Look at this fucking brave speaker. Look at this fucking brave speaker.

Two of you guys have shown up, but they're not important. They're not important. Yeah, instead, now we are the only thing that's important. The only thing that's important is, oh, you guys are fucking monsters. You're children. You're children, you couldn't take, and most importantly, you couldn't take a joke. You can't take a joke because you couldn't take ours.

We are funny, we like Dave. Dave is funny. We like jokes, to joke, and you couldn't take it. They lost their fucking minds. I'll walk you through it now. Okay, I've got the ranting out of my system. Rightist. Should I style the rich and racist?

The Sean need to see this video. I'm going to play it at the end. Yeah. All right. Go live video. Which one? Your video? Yeah, because mine was like the one that was going crazy viral. It looked like you had

a kid. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. I'll play it at the time. Okay. It's time. Dick measuring cuts. That's not the last you said. I mean, the shine veto gets all the coverage. Yeah, I felt bad for Dick. Really?

Yeah, because we both got hammered. Dick probably worse than me. I got hammered. Yeah, well, I mean, I took a couple of under the team. Yeah, I took that for the team. And what day was this? This is Wednesday.

I don't even remember. Oh, wow. What's Wednesday? What is a Wednesday? This could identify a Saturday. I thought it could be the whole clip. No, no, no, I just want to show Sean the thumbnail. So Sean, this is the thumbnail.

The episode of the biggest problem in the universe that we put up. Yeah, it's perfect. It's the video that's funny. The thumbnail for it. Where's Dick? Yeah, you see how it has, you see how it has both of us in the picture and then the biggest problem in the universe here and the play button on YouTube is over my face. Yes, yes.

She's this fucking guy? I didn't do that on purpose, but it is pretty much perfect. I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't. He had hundreds of thousands of YouTube followers. You want me to believe that you didn't know what you were doing when you put this in the middle.

Where the center of the frame was, I make the thumbnail, I don't have like a template. Here by the way, you have eyes. Well, yeah, after I uploaded it, I could only do it. Oh, and you're like, I got fuck them. It's fine, fuck it, fuck them. What could I do? I'll just wrap them. No one will notice.

What's the point of this? Yeah, I guess you had to get the sign in there. I know that's why you've been there. I was gonna say, he almost put himself dead center, but he's actually a little bit left. Yeah. You could have just pulled out a little bit. My sister saw this picture.

Apropos of nothing. Is that a, what's that big lump on your head? What do you fucking serious? I go, I have a protruberance right there. Oh, yeah. This is right after the assault. Oh, right after the, the felonious assault that I suffered during the rally here, by the way, this is a stone toss.

Have you heard of him, Sean? No. No, you see these little guys? Stone tosses. No, but I read this before we started. Yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah, this is our jokes. They're funny, signed up.

He's got up. Okay. Are you getting a signed copy? I hope so. We got to get two of them. I got to get one. I'll get you one. You guys are going to a Netflix series.

Oh, no, not happening. So, Gino says to me, how many people were out there protesting Netflix? I think you're in like 50, them and like 50 media. Oh yeah, I don't know. I can't count as my fucking brain no one worked no more. I wonder if they're all from Netflix. I don't even think they were. I think it was like a lot of people came up for us.

I know for a fact that the ones who assaulted us were Joe Kristali. Joe Kristali. Joe Kristali. And I finally remembered the woman. Oh, and remember, I'll get to that. I'll get to that. Well, let's go slow. So Vito text me the night before the protest. He goes, Hey, do you want to counter protest?

Let's get some supporters of comedy out there. You know, let's make, let's do what we do. The important part of the story is it was my idea. It was Vito's idea. You want to be the cameraman? No, I didn't say that. I tried to get us a camera man. I said, yeah, should we wear dresses and wigs and stuff?

And then he said, no. Not too far too far. All right, all right, all right. Just fit, no bad ideas in a brain still in recesses and wigs. It's actually more interesting to me. I know you got to it. It's more interesting to me that you didn't have inflammatory signs. Right, we talked about this. We talked about this., look, you, you, you give them enough rope.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And you gave them very little rope. We talked about this on when we were driving over there, Vito texted me the next day. I was up early doing conference calls and shit. Oh, yeah. I mean, maybe I don't know if I can do them anymore because of my fucking brain problems. He texted me saying, well, what should we do?

I'm picking up McDonald's. what should we do on the sides? Like, we like jokes, black comedy, support black comedy. And even then we're like, ah, that's too much. I'm making even a race thing or anything. It's literally just, we like jokes. Yeah, like Dave Chappelle doesn't do black comedy. No, he just comes comedy. Yeah, like that's what this is, it's a unifying thing.

It doesn't need to be, it doesn't need to be, it doesn't need to identify as black or white or trans or what up trans jokes or whatever. It's just their fucking jokes. They're jokes. That's why he has a huge white audience. Yeah. He just does comedy that everybody relates to. Yeah. So we said, okay, so Vito comes over and he's got, he's got two U-Haul boxes in the back of his car. He's like, he's got two U-Haul boxes in the back of his car. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I tried to bring Dick McDonald's and he's like, I don't know what fucking McDonald's like,

shut up and he goes, why did I? Because I was already worried about me. I look fat as hell. I'm out of U-Haul, I'm full of McDonald's. And all these protest pictures, I look fat as fuck because I have- Oh, you look fat as fuck.

I look like a fucking monster out there. Don't worry. No one's looking at you. All these protest photos, I'm going, man. You gotta lose that way, bro. You gotta put the littleest girl up on you. Yeah, me, me, next to a four foot, nothing crazy, lady. I'm like, oh, God, I look like I'm about to eat that lady.

So I said, and, you know, I, it's probably, it's probably not gonna be a big deal. Well, people even walk out, like, don't they have jobs? When they rather just sit in the office, then go out here and be small, it won't be a big deal. Well, people even walk out, like, don't they have jobs? When they rather just sit in the office and go out here and be small, it won't be a big deal. It won't be a big deal. So we still gotta get good signs.

This is trash. If we're gonna do this right, we gotta stop. Stop at CVS, go to Home Depot, we get some big, like dowels to make, you know, that's frantically making our signs in the car. The all the footage before. On the way over. Yeah.

All the footage in the car is us having the greatest time in the world. Thinking that we're just going to be fun. We're going to have fun. And I mean, it was fun for some of us. Dick did not have as much fun as me. Let's put it that way. It was fun. We walked in and started doing our maid with children.

Jokes are funny. Chance. way. It was fun. Yeah. We walked in and started doing our maid with children. Jokes are funny. Chance. Yeah. Right. Getting a shout. Oh my goodness, what's going on? Getting a shouting matches. Yeah.

With, uh, oh, the dog trying to get in. Yeah, that's just the dog. That are a bear. Getting shan shouting matches with these people over, uh, such nuanced argue. Here was the greatest one I heard from a guy. When he asked me why, why trends, what my opinion of trends women in the bathroom was. I said, well, I just, I can't tell women that like they need to risk their safety because

I don't want to say something uncom, like wrong, right? Yeah. I'm not prepared to say, hey, women, you got to kind of put your safety at risk because I don't want to look bad and say, I don't think that trans women, like, should legally be required to be in there with them. And the guy's like, well, trans women aren't, trans women aren't dangerous. I'm like, bro, it's predators who will adopt the persona to go in there and like, how do you not, it's not, it's not, it's not getting that. They seem to not get that like like you could just do that.

Yeah, you can be like, right? Well, I really want to do something horrible to a woman and I'll have much easier access to her if I. Here's another avenue. Yeah. And he got saying that that's necessarily should determine the debate, but you have to have the debate. You have to be able to, you have to be able to understand where I'm saying at least.

We're going to have unintended consequences. So these are things that we don't think past. It's like, we gotta do this. This is really important right now. Yeah, but what about you never go just a little bit further until things start to show themselves. And then it's like, oh God, if we had thought a little more,

we would have probably seen some of this coming. I mean, the big one for me is always like, what do you do with transgender prisoners? It's like, are you gonna tell a biological female? Like, here's your new cellmate, who has a organ that is specifically designed to penetrate yours. So I said, so I said, well, he goes,

what do we do in the UFC? He said, what do you propose? Nice, well, I don't know, let businesses work it out or make them stay in the men's room and he goes, well, then they'll be attacked. I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, so you know that someone is getting attacked.

Yeah. You just, right? Only men would do it. Yeah, and he goes, who's not former men? Who are assaulting? Who does all these assaults? I'm like, buddy, I mean, I can't. Oh, no.

I can't even. I'm like, oh, no, I'm a rabbit hole there. Whatever. Seems to be the people with the penises. Whoa, whoa, whoa. whoa. Seems to be responsible. Simple signs. This is by the way, this is the attack moments before the attack, Sean. Davis funny. Got up here. Uh, moments before the attack. That's the exact moment. This is the in the New York Times. Is that what did they play that and put that picture in the New York Times? Yeah. Wow. This is the best shot I have of the attack, Sean.

You can see me. Oh, somebody's ready to, he's shoved. I think he is shoved. This guy in the gator right here has shoved me, has shoved me from behind, you can see. Yeah, yeah. I got a big bruise on my hip. I got one right here. Oh, yeah, check it out.

Oh, yeah, dude. And this was, what was this? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, here. Oh yeah, check that out. Oh yeah dude and this was what was this Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday five. You know fucking bad. It was supposed to be to be this bad after five fucking days. It's gonna go yellow next. Yeah. Keep getting pictures of that. This is the size you see the size of this enamel concrete balls about three feet in diameter.

So this he shoves and shoves and shoves again. And right after this is when my head goes into the fucking concrete, but I'll get there. Jesus. Yeah, go ahead. Like knowing that he's gonna commit a fucking felony. Yeah. Or whatever.

He's all masked up. I mean, like that's not for coronavirus. That's for, no, that's straight up. This is part of my problem. Yeah, I have with the whole thing that I'll talk about at the end. So we're getting some good interviews in. We're having our side heard.

Our side to getting heard. So media is talking to you guys. I had an argument with an expert on comedy. Yeah. There were a lot of these. They're never funny. It is surprising how many people at the protest were comedy experts. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, how do you make the craft of acting the most boring it can be? You know, talk to James Lipton. Right. Let's guys explaining comedy and so we'll say something funny then. Yeah, you're like, just give me a joke. Not dead silence, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, I got something for you. Knock knock, dead silence. You know, these guys

they don't. They don't understand the classic. How expert in comedy over here, it doesn't even understand. It doesn't even understand a knock knock joke. Can't even get behind me on the knock knock joke. Anyway, did you have any interviews with people before? Yeah, there's a couple interviews floating around. Okay, so what happens is, the activists, the fringe lunatic activists start moving their protest in the Netflix building off the street in the Netflix.

The court yard, the court yard. And they set it up. They set up all their cameras looking at the court yard and at the protest so that Netflix is in the background. You know, to get their big, well, yeah, talk about how trans people are being murdered every day. They can't even go to hamburger marries anymore without getting assaulted.

You know what I mean? And it's all gonna be family. I'm gonna die every day from hate crimes and murder. Every second. Yeah, every second of the day, trans people are getting killed. Every time you take a breath, trans person has been brutally murdered.

And the killer is all of this. But I would think the biggest killing, killing or death you know, death in the trans, trans community is suicide. Yes. 100%. I know it. I know it's really high and significant others because that's, that's, that's the worst

thing there is. It's a relationship. You will murder to get out of it. It's a little bit worse than murdering yourself to get a life. Is murdering your significant other to get out of it. It's a little bit worse than murdering yourself to get a life, is murdering your significant other to get out of relationship, no matter if you're trans, gay, straight, whatever. Then you might pull up on murdering yourself. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, problem solved. Probably the married trans people have the higher rate of suicide. Okay. Yeah. So Vito says, hey, get a shot of this. I'm going to get, I'm going to get our message out. I'm going to do something. Yeah. get a shot of this. I'm gonna get our message out. I'm gonna do something. Yeah.

Watch this. Watch this. I'm gonna do something stupid. He gives me his camera and I'm filming him. And he goes and walks behind, walks around, you know, very peacefully, walks around behind the stage. And just sticks up his, we like jokes. We like jokes, right?

Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, and then what would be to what happened next? Well, I tried to get a little closer to the speaker. They're like, we're gonna bring somebody else on. I'm like, well, if we're bringing somebody else on and immediately they all turn and they're like, whoa, whoa, and they started shoving me back. So I end up on the side here.

Is this, is this my YouTube? I put it up on YouTube. Okay. It's like one video. Um, doc. I'm like, all right, all right. They don't want me here. Fine. And then I'm just kind of off holding my sign. Okay. Unbelievable. It's just that. I got a self-renewed attack meeting the tax. Oh, that's how you spell your last name.

Okay. So this is Vito holding his sign. Yeah. And I'm going along the same trans lives matter. I'm like, yeah, trans lives matter, whatever you're having fun. And then the guy gets mad at me. I guess just watch it all the way through. Yeah. So Sean, you see the characters here. There's this old bitch in a rainbow mask. She was all over the place. I know. I'm just going to say that's like the blue shirt one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a chair and the same guy. They're like the same people were going at both of us Like the same people who oh man, they work coordinating it. I think so too

Because it's the same people every time there's a bunch of other people there But it's always those it's always two or three people are getting charges filed I would assume I'm going tomorrow I Do the charges against one of these guys The one who put his hands on me. I mean, you're going to see him at Tuesday. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. So this is Vito for you just listening at home. This is Vito holding up his sign. He's surrounded by an angry mob for no reason. And I'll play it right now.

This guy right here. You see this guy, Sean? Grabbing his sign. Yeah. Hands go up, grabbing his sign. That's illegal. Can't be grabbing signs. People are holding it a fucking protest. I don't think he can. Yeah.

Okay, I'll keep going. He grabs it out of Vito's hand. Hands. Destroy it. I'm breaking my side. You're all for every speech, right? Every speech, right? You're all for every speech, right? Unbelievable. You hear that?

Yeah. Did you hear that? He's got a weapon. Yeah. Did you see how the same guy who yanked the sign out of his hand violently destroyed it? Right. Screamed at him that he was an asshole, then looked up with absolutely no, with no sudden clarity or fright in his eyes, screamed, I think premeditated plan, he's got a weapon. In a crowd full of black block, Antifa,

lunatics, people who are all shaking, they're so charged up with emotion. That is a clear fucking incitement to assault that I've ever fucking seen. That's the could be no other questions. No other question in incitement to violence may not be covered by free speech. I'm going to play it again and I'm going to go, what have you got? He's got a gun. Like that would have been the reason.

He's leaving it to you. Good because he knows what you have is the stick that he just ripped your sign off. I just made you a weapon. He just made it into a broader, you're a pig. Matt, he's got a stick, which he knows. Right. He's got a weapon. Could be a WMD, could be a knife, could be a gun, it could be fucking anything.

It could be a joke. It could be a joke. It could be a joke. I was just going gonna say. Yeah, I forgot who I was talking with, but they're like he gave you he made you a weapon. Yeah, he has a weapon. I gave him a weapon. I gave him a weapon. You know, what is this? And that's Joe Christali, right? That's Joe Christali Netflix writer for the upcoming Frazier reboot. I know we were all looking for the future. I can't wait to see what great jokes this guy has gotten store for Frazier. He seems like he's got a real good sense of humor.

I can't wait to see how gay Niles is in that reboot. Oh, God. Oh, boy. Frazier is a, uh, whoopie Goldberg, I think. All right, I'm going to play it again and let it play out a little bit. I zoom back a little bit. Oh, okay. He's got a weapon.

He's got a weapon. He's got a weapon. And now someone's showing you out. Who is that? That one security guard was like, hey, dude, get out of here. He didn't say anything, but he's kind of like, so the Netflix security guard, the one of two, I know there wasn't says nothing to the crowd, like, bro, leave him alone.

It's cool. Like, hey, bro, you're on the clock by the way, Joe. I don't know if you know that, but we said, Netflix said we encourage the pro to walk out. They didn't say anything about going around assaulting comedians and busting their signs up and then inciting violence against them. Homeboys here has got to get fired.

Kristalli, I would hope something happens. I would hope. Let's play a little more of this, Vito. You got a minute left. He deleted all his social accounts. Oh, really? Yeah, I deleted his Twitter and his, I guess he doesn't like a bunch of people going, hey, why'd you assault a comedian?

You psych a pan. I mean, try to frame him for that. Try to frame him as, dude, yeah, as Dick says, man, like I keep telling people, he's got a weapon. Did you see any kind of like, did you see any kind of switch in his eyes or his mind when he realized that there's a weapon? Cause to me, it just seems like he was planning

that the entire time. He's got a weapon. Like you figured it out as he was watching. Yeah, as I said, I don't explain to people, I've been to protest, like if you hear, he's got a weapon, that's like a keyword for the Antifa kids to go, oh, let's kick the shit out of that guy. Yeah, sure.

Yeah. I've seen that happen. Yeah. That's why if you look at me, I'm like kind of like, oh, I've got a weapon. Ha ha ha ha ha. Like kind of looking around like,

is there someone behind me about to tackle the shit out of me? Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I wish you would have let me know about that whole looking behind me thing. I'm sorry, bruh. As I go back to me, getting shoved head first. This one, I'm sorry.

Yeah. Look at my beautiful hair flying. And I don't know what I was doing. I was all that was happening. I was off having my own fun. Dick was all by his side. All of the mollusks. Vito was doing interviews already.

I screwed up the buddy system. New friends. We're going to get a little taste of fame. And all of a sudden, you have no more time for the little people who are about to get their head shut into a rock. Dick, I'm talking to Emerson, student news. You're like, cool, dude. Vito's moment arrived.

It was my moment. You know what happened to me, Sean? I slammed the door. After the antiva guy shoves my head and smashes my head into the rock. Who might be a Netflix employee? If you're one of the people sending me theories on who you think these people are and all their images and stuff, please keep doing it.

I'm not gonna make that hunt public because I really don't like the idea of falsely putting info out there. Like, I don't know, it might be this guy. That's why I waited. That's why I waited to put that Joe guy's name out. But the funny thing about him is that there's media interview earlier with like, can you spell your name clearly

and concisely for us? He's like, absolutely. It's a big motherfucker. CRI. And now I have to go assault someone on camera. It's what the fuck you moron. I call me Joe, the sign crusher, Kristallie. I'm feeling mighty violent today and I'll see what I can do with that. I'm all amped up on my wife's been putting that joint powder and probiotic whatever. I got it's had my, I got Cam. I'm going to do this. I'm feeling up. I've got a lot I'm going to do.

By the way, Sean, at the Netflix protests, a bisexual registered woman, and a Mexican comedian were assaulted by white people. I was assaulted by white men. But let me just spell white men. Not a surprise. Beat us and assaulted us. Not a surprise. Not white people. And the middle of the fucking trans activism.

Those white people are an angry bunch. I don't know what their problem is. I was on a side with Chappelle. Like maybe my problem's fucking white people are an angry bunch. I don't know what their problem is, dude. I was on his side with Chappelle. Like maybe my problem's fucking white people as well. Okay, so here's the rest of the video. Oh, do you want me to drop my weapons? Get in here. We're not kidding.

Now, this is something they do. And she is again. They are children. These people. I can't stress that enough. Oh, yeah, well, that's, right. There's triggered some deep fucking childhood shit. That's what big emotions go way back.

Way back. Go way back. They get angry. The biggest ones that come out as an adult come from way, way back. They get angry for whatever reason. And they grab at you. They grab at you violently and they tear. They tear like, like I had the overwhelming sense when my sign, when Joe was trying to yank

my sign away from me, of my nephews trying to violently pull their toys away from me. Like, what are you doing? Like this is just wild and unhinged. And this is in line with their childishness, they also do this thing to you where they get up like inches from you and hold their arms out. Not touching you, bro. Not touching you, bro. Yeah.

So, you can't move or advance So, I'm touching you, bro. So, you can't move or advance other than a way they want you to, which is illegal. You can't block you, you can't do that. Yeah. I mean, this is assault. Any sort of weird little game of like, I want to go that way. And they're like, yeah, well, you can't. You can't.

You got to go that way. You're a legally block. Yeah. But they want you to like push them back and shove them. It's really, it's a given a reason. Yeah, they really hate that like, I'm like, all right, well, I'm just going to, like, you have a weapon. I'm like, okay, I'll drop my stupid stick.

Like, oh, shit, we can't get them on that. We can't get them on that. Well, you're pushing against us. I'm like, okay, well, I'll put my hands on my sides then. Like they keep trying to bait you into doing the wrong thing. Yeah. And this clip right here, this shot of Vito and this, I thought it was a man from behind. You hear me in the clip shouting, what's that little guy doing to you?

Sorry. I'm sorry. I think it was a lady, but you can never know these days. Exactly. So I should have said, what's that they doing to you? What's that little they doing to you? What are they doing to you? This shot was taken by AP, John, AP News, and ran globally.

Wait, was this the one? This was variety. Did this one? Okay. Variety said, at times the protest threatened to devolve as counter protesters pushed against peaceful protest or counter trans activists or whatever. There's no pushing here, but it does look like you're going to do one of those belly bumps.

Yeah. Oh, well, they managed to get the one still where I'm not laughing or joking, but instead I just like the stereotypical white guy going, I hate all the minorities. Yeah. Look at how he overshadows this tiny lady, but it's still horrible big. So it has kids, by the way, I don't know what she's doing getting in like, what are you doing here that's for the public good that's with this thing? I still, even that you still does not look like a threatening pose.

Yeah. You don't, you don't look relaxed like you don't look. That doesn't look threatening to me. Yeah. Well, they managed to find a photo where I don't know, it suggested something. They did, they did delete the photo though, they actually agreed. They're like, yeah, maybe that was a misleading caption. Maybe it was a maybe pushing against.

I can't believe that the Washington Examiner wrote an opinion article on veto. There's multiple options. There's multiple options. There's multiple options. The news agencies for all the fake news. Yeah, the associated press. Yeah, that's who ran the big, because you'll see up here Yeah, the associated press. Yeah, okay. That's who ran the big,

because you'll see up here is when the tambourine lady comes in. Yeah, okay, here we go. I'm not talking to anybody. It's not me, man. All right. Be here. She's standing with her arms up like Vito's just scored a field goal, and she's slowly advancing on him.

I'm just here to say that jokes are funny people. They are the girls, the funny guys. I love them. I don't know why. Listen to this unhinged fucking harpy. So Netflix, Netflix said, oh, yeah. Netflix said, can't get a brilliant idea of saying, oh, yeah, this, yeah, we want this right in front of, we want this in our bills. This is good, yeah. Netflix. Can you hear what you're saying? Yeah. I'm saying, oh, yeah, we want this right in front of,

we want this in our bills. This is good for us. Absolutely. How many securities should we hire? Two. Two guys who, we have three security, right? Well, no, Jose is called in sick. Ah, two should be good.

Those guys look like there were 12 years old wearing ill-fitting suits. I'm like, I don't think there's security guys. I think they just like, got their nephews to show up for the day. Like, look, just look. They were doing a bit too. They just do guys showed up pretending to be security.

Well, we'll pretend to be security, but here, can you hear what she's saying, Sean? She's saying, she's yelling repent motherfucker, repent motherfucker. So it's a religious, celebratory, right? Same, same difference. Motherfuckers. Same difference. Bring to the sell it tree. Right. Same different. Motherfuckers. Same different. Right into the church of trans.

There's Fauci. There's been so many great articles like there was some like longtime gay rights campaign or who wrote like a big article. I don't know what paper it was. And he's like, we've become the religious right. We're yelling for a pent mother fucker at people. It's what are you doing? Again, the people who have been in a movement

for a long time do not like this new shit. No, because people don't like this shit. No, it's not mean, honestly, if you're at home watching the news and let's, I mean, let's say that let's say everything is true in the Dave Chappelle jokes on trans people, people who genuinely hate trans people hear that and they're emboldened a little bit. Like, yeah, nah, that's funny. He's cool. I'm gonna make jokes. If you hate on trans people, people who genuinely hate trans people hear that and they're emboldened a little bit like, yeah, nah, that's funny. He's cool. I'm gonna make jokes. If you hate fucking trans people, even if you fucking don't and you see one of them screaming, repent mother fucker, and Vito's face with a tambourine, you are definitely gonna fucking hate them. Yeah. There is nothing that could engender more hatred than trying, than chasing a comedian

down with a tambourine screaming at him. Yeah, that's how the Merit that's how the fucking relations that's how the spousal domestic assaults happen is someone Okay, bitch Bo. I know how annoying you talk to God You know how annoying it was at one point some of the people like on her side were like all right I think we got enough tambourine Yeah, I think you've made your point. Yeah, I think the most annoying instrument. Yeah.

Just for anybody who's ever played clubs or anything like that, you never have to have a mic near a tambourine. That is, that will cut through anything. Do not, you hold a tambourine up to a microphone. I will shoot you down. You never ever need a mic on a tambourine at a live show. And she's out of rhythm. Yeah.

She's got the beat. She's like, could I have a do it right? She's playing it like she's fucking strangling a kid instead of off the hand. You know, she's like right in your face. Well that's where the famous AP photo came from. You wanna load that up? Well I got on your Twitter. It is on, that's where the famous AP photo came from. God. You want to load that up?

Well, I got on your Twitter. I know. It is on my Twitter, but you might have to search for it. I can give you the caption though. You say it. I want Sean to see it. Guys, this is unbelievable. Oh, bro, it gets so much worse.

It really is. I'm so glad that I such a weak so much. And keep in mind this whole time, man, you guys got to nail these fuckers to the wall. I mean, I'm going to report. There's no like you can wait. You don fuckers to the wall. I mean, I'm going to report. There's no like, you can't. You can wait. You don't have to like, well, of course, because women file reports 30 years after something else.

So there's no like, I don't lose your window here. It's all you something. These people are fucking felons. I talk to an expert on traumatic brain injury because that day, even that night, I don't remember conversations. I got a video. I got a concussion. I have a lack of coordination.

I was exhausted all day. I'm still exhausted all day. I tried to take my dog for a walk in the middle of the day, the next day. I made it about a block. And I got to, it was the sun was fucking like, weirding me out.

I'm telling you, there's like, it feels like there's a big cotton hole. I came home and threw up. Yeah. From that little walk. I was like, this is, this is fucking, this is outrageous. That's all the symptoms.

My concern is that it will get better, but I have two concerns. My first concern is that it will get better asymptotically, which means never. Like I will always be suffering, some sort of impairment. And for me, this is, hopefully not, this is disastrous.

Like you never know, I fucking, I don't know if it's better or not. I don't know how this shit works. It's like a fucking magnet in here. It's like, you sound normal today. Sound normal, but it feels odd. It's the mood swings and these sorts of things. I'm falling all the time now. We had a conversation on Wednesday after the protest and then Friday come back to do

the shit. We have been damaged. The farting section. I'm not afraid. It's really fucking mess. Look, a conversation on Wednesday. I come back on Friday. I start talking to Dick.

He starts telling me the exact same story. You don't know what dude. I don't know. I wrote me a novel. That's it. Dick, you were assaulted by Netflix and play. You're dead. You're dead too. Yeah. I wrote me a note. That's it. You were assaulted by Netflix employee. You're dead. We'll get better.

It was your dad. Yeah. I was your dad. Yeah. I mean, and that's the second thing I'm afraid of that my dad now will make fun of me. Of course, when I had all the hand because of his bicycle accident, now I've really embarrassed myself because I have brain damage. Runs in the family. And I had two weeks of it over him.

It was not enough time. Yeah, you didn't get the Lord. You could have had a whole year of rubber when dad was a stupid idiot. It was a brand-of-cushion. After he was dead, he would never even know. But you got nothing over him. What was I even talking about?

I think the AP photo we were looking for. Was that it? Yeah. The associated it? Yeah. The associated press. Yeah, you're gonna talk to an expert in these traumatic brain injuries I was saying. Yeah. It was not a doctor. I want to make that part clear.

Okay. And that's what he said you got to watch out for. Like, it might be, it might budge be an impairment that you have to gauge and deal with. Like, I can't read fucking texts. Hmm. But the day after it was like, I can't fucking, I can't get to this type of. I can't get to this type of internet. I can't get to this type of internet. I can't read fucking texts. But the day after it was like, I can't fucking, I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't find it. Go to the search.

Okay. Uh, just put from Colin or, uh, yeah, ad veto just wallety. From Colin at. Yeah, ad veto just wallety. I just feel like I had a brain injury up. I wait, wait, and now put, uh, Colin at, now put space. Go on.

Okay, space, retraction, retraction. Cause this was a two part thing. So first they put up this photo, you can see the photo of me through the tambourine. Who does everyone is remark is accidentally shot. Very nice photo. I can't believe that's not your profile picture already.

Ah, that's, maybe I will. It's got a lot, I'm in a lot of shadow there, you know? It's not, it's hard to recognize that. Okay, so the original caption was, comedian and videographer Vito just wore these shouts profanities at peaceful protesters as they begged him to leave. What?

Yeah, and you're on the video. You're on the video. The associate press, which means it was on dozens of websites worldwide. Unbelieveable. His caption was on every website because they just run the AP caption. And thankfully some great journalist Jesse Sengal kind of led the charge. If you know that, you know that. Yeah, he's great.

Yeah, he goes, who is that? Who does he write for? Washington, something or other? He's kind of an independent these days. He's a big guy on Twitter, though. He's a big Twitter guy and he goes, bro, I broke it down. I went through the video. I got the exact frame that this picture has taken. No, you yelled, I love Dave Chappelle. We just listened to it. We just listened to what he yelled. Yeah. I did not yell for fanaties. Peaceful protesters. This is two

seconds after they broke my sign and shoved me back. And then he's got a weapon. And said he's got a weapon, a not a clear weapon, a weapon. Use your imagination. He's got a weapon. Oh, shit. Yeah. Not he's got a bow staff, like Donatello. That's what I keep saying. I'm like, you thought the fat guy brought his ancient ninja stick to the protest. So they did run a retraction, but their traction is almost worse. It goes corrects caption to remove reference to him using profanities, which he didn't do

at the moment. The picture was taken. Oh, so I must leave it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some other time, right, right. Okay. He has used the F word in his life. I know that.

We know that. We know that he has. We probably have. At some point he's some sort of a scientist. Also remove reference to protesters because one protestor destroyed his sign. Let's not forget about the other protestor who shoved my friend's head into a concrete barrier or whatever the hell. Yeah, I mean, I have, here's the thing, a lot of people keep saying, oh, you had an open and shut case, sue these guys.

A lot of people don't understand, libel law in America is very complicated. It's definitely complicated in California. Yeah. And California is even more complicated. So I'm going to talk to some people, but like I have dudes, man, I have dudes texting me like, why haven't you sued them yet? You need to get on this right now. You can't let the press get away with this.

I'm like, bro, it is such an uphill battle. If somebody tells me they really think I have a case, okay? Because freedom of the press extends so far because it's in California has anti-slap, right? Like lawsuits that, if you think it's frivolous, the judge can toss it back at you in its like time and time, whatever the car costs. So here's my thinking, this is, it's unacceptable that companies can allow and invite this sort of violence onto their premises and encourage their employees to take part in it and offer absolutely no security in it. There is zero.

There is zero reason for someone who's all black blocked out has their identity hidden for a lot of these people to even be on the Netflix premises at a sanctioned political. Like, I mean, if this happened at the Dixho, I'd be fucking, I'd be liquidating my assets, putting a crypto and get the fuck out of the country because I mentioned everything.

So when either of you puts on a disguise, what do you, what's the next thing that you know, you know, it might be dead. Right. Like what do you think? Somebody disguises themselves. Do you think they're up to anything good whatsoever? Why would you dare they there?

Right. Why are they there? Here's the guy, here's Maya Salin. I'm loading him up. I have some footage of you and him staring each other down, but nothing. Oh, afterwards. Yeah, like afterwards when we were like, he was like mad. Afterwards, I think this guy who filmed it saved me from getting a severe beat down.

Yeah. Cause you weren't around. Right. You were gone doing your, I was off being famous. And they hit my head against the rock. They did all kinds of wild shit, man. I'll get to it though. Let's watch the end of this.

I told you this is probably the only thing we're going to do today on the show. It has a big story. It's a big story. Global. This is what we could do this next week and it could be all- I mean, you're going to be talking about it for a while. I mean, I'm making a couple videos on my channel about this joke, or stall you guy, about all the press.

I feel like there's so much going on with this. I feel like I felt when Maddox released the rap list for the first time. I remember it so clearly I was like, well, I'm fucked. With the rap list from 8chan or whatever. Yeah. He released that video and I was like, ah, man, I'm fucked. I started getting calls from people like, oh, yeah, you're off, you're off, tournament nerds, you're out of this, you're out of this, you're out of this.

You're like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, I get it. I'm just gonna sit down and relax for a little bit, but I could tell that when it was over, when all the bleeding was over, I'm gonna be really fucking pissed about this. Yeah, I'm really, I get the same feeling right now. Like I get it, it hurts, whatever. People saying you strangled people on,

people are making up wild lies. There was a twilight. The dick was strang women and I'm like bro we were there holding signs. I was with him. Yeah. He strangles anybody. Total control. I'd be like brother myself. Can't start strangling without giving me the heads up so I can join in. Join in. Join in. Back you up. Okay here's the rest of Vito's video and then I'll get to mine. All these obscenities I'm yelling. That's me in the background. Hey, you got him right in the palm of your hand.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay, so see, I'm, I'm where Vito just came from. And Vito's do, he's acting in the most unthreatening way. I'm being an idiot. I'm just having a good show. Make him show. Yeah. Like we were, we really just showed up there to have a good time and do the wee like jokes

funny. Like jokes are funny. Right. We like jokes. And let the psychos come out of the woodwork. I honestly thought there would be no one there. I thought it would just be. I thought it would get a little bit of footage and make a funny little thing out of it

and leave. And be on the news and act retarded. Yeah, we'd get a couple news interviews and be like, look, this funny thing we did. I thought it would be just like the Trump thing, like get an interview where I make a dumb comment, and it's like a meme. Like, can you believe the dick said that? Yeah. I think about this.

You guys did such a smart thing by just bringing, like, innocuous signs. Yeah. What is it? That's what we think. I mean, I don't need, I don't personally, we like jokes. Jokes are funny.

We like Dave. Dave is funny. We're not anti-trans. Like, they really wanted us to be anti trans. It's a it's a it's a Rorschach test. That is. That is. That is if you're very angry, it is fuck I forgot what I was gonna say because they had like legitimate like that they like the turf protesters were going you know your gender is fake or whatever you want to say or like yeah I mean we're not really with those people we're just you know we're yeah because their signs are

written like the entire bible is written on their sign. And our signs are like, we had the only good signs at the protest. Simple. Everybody on from a distance had like worn piece written like the writing started at like two inches high and it got smaller and smaller. Like a great chart. Oh, shit. I got a great one.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just about to have to get your message here. Wait, they got those guys that write on rice in there to make the end of their protest signs. Yeah. There's a little arrow that shows us some on the back. The sign has a magnifying glass attached on a string so you can go, oh, okay. The sign has a QR code.

Yeah. Not, not, not, read more. Like, I'm gonna go read there. Woo. Yeah. Okay. So I had walked behind Vito here. When I saw them destroying his sign.

I was filming it from the other side. But I didn't have my camera at the time I get attacked because that could have been a real tragedy. I mean your brain is one thing but that camera cost me like two grand. I didn't lose my sign. You didn't. I really have to stress. I really have to stress something when I get to my part. Okay.

So when I saw Vito's sign getting smashed violently and all the people cheering, I thought, well, I mean, this, from the perspective of this shot from the back, like where that's going and all these people are just going bonkers violently, this will be like a muppet joke for another sign. To appear. To appear.

That's it. So as I timed it so I was walking back. As his sign was being destroyed, I went deep behind it. Behind everybody. So they'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I said that, everyone of these fucking guys. Classic muppet Ah, yeah. That's not everyone in these fucking guys. Classic Muppet joke. It's a fucking joke, right?

So I'm gonna load up the footage that I got today of the assault. I have not seen it, no one has seen. No one has seen, no one in the universe. I'm in this gentleman. Is that it? This is a minute. Oh, let me skip to five minutes, I think it is.

So he was making a whole thing. He got a lot of footage. Um, no, this is from who? This is from, this is from Joe. Oh yeah, I don't know. No, no, no. Do you not see a media person or a, no, no, no.

This is the guy who was there just filming it. Uh, there, like we were. Um, so, what happened is just a guy. It's a guy. And thank God he was there. If he wasn't there, I would have been severely beaten. Yeah. Because I don't fight back.

Everybody knows that about me. That's what you can. Yeah. I'm too rich. If I'm too rich. Yeah, well that's true. I don't fight back. I don't think it's funny.

I don't think it's fun to fight with these deviance and lunatics. Well, I have so many people who are like, well, if somebody smashed my sign, you know, I'd clock him in the face. I'm like, stay home. Yeah. Don't be a part of this because you're hurting our side by being, by acting like this.

You like to be as peaceful as possible. And there's, I mean, it's, we each have free speech both sides. You just gotta go, well, I don't like what you saying, but I'm not gonna touch him. I'm not gonna touch him. But I got a better sign. Here's my speech is I have a better sign.

Here's my funnier than yours. Here's my sports. People like my sports analogy because I go between animals and sports. Certainly the only thing I know, maybe some music, but it was why I'm liquor and women analogies and you do sports and music. It was why it was why Jackie Robinson was the first in the modern era. It wasn't that he was the most deserving or the best. Branch Ricky said, I need the person who will not fight back, who will not prove their point so that they can go. He took every fucking bit of abuse that anybody can think of to hurl at him and he didn't

fight for it back because all of us, it would be like, you see, I told you, there's people and the people that want to believe it. We'll believe it. But the people on the edge believe it will believe it. But the people on the edge, there's always people on the edge, like with your apology that you gave. Yeah. By the way, Sean, you remember how veto is flagging Alex Jones on YouTube?

I don't know if I, I mean, yeah, I've heard something about it. He was on Info Wars. I was on Info Wars. But now everybody saying I apologize, can't make this shit up. They're saying I only apologize because I was going on in force. I'm like, no, I would have went on just because it's hilarious. No, that's bad. I don't like that.

But every time you apologize, you know me, I'm a big apologizer and I think you should apologize because there's an opportunity to get your message out there. Right. Whether people want to rip on your apology or listen to it, it's an opportunity for you to say something manipulative. Yeah, because you don't mean it. You don't mean the apology. How could you?

It's not a time machine. I mean, it's just words. So every time you apologize, I think you whittle off people who forgive you. And that's why they're so valuable. But the funniest thing was at your apology, the number of guys on the right who are still angry at the apology.

They're the same guys who always say, never apologize. The left just wants you to suffer. They don't want to listen or take your apology. I'm like, bro, you're doing that now. Like you just want to reach out to them saying that exact thing. One of the guys has a screenshot where he's like, you can never apologize to the woke mob because they don't care. So just don't ever do it. They're a mob because they don't care. So just don't ever do it.

They're a mob and they don't listen to anything. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm trying to apologize to you right now. Like fuck you, a poly this bullshit. I don't accept your fucking apology. And I'm like, well, yeah, so that's why I wasn't giving one for the longest time because it's useless. You're projecting onto them.

Like, because you're the same. And to be clear, I want to be clear. No, the amount of projection going on just in society, nowadays, it's amazing. It's amazing. It just shows you that concept is like at the forefront of humans, just projections. Insecurity.

I do want to real quick, go ahead. Clarify the apology. Is that I want to apologize, but my whole thing was like, apologies, don't work. Nobody cares. So my only solution, which is not working, but it was the only thing I could think of as I'm like, listen, words don't matter because I can't undo what I did. But what I could do is like do something that I think is a meaningful gesture. So everybody was on that stream that I fucked with.

In your name, I will donate $100 to the charity of your choice. Just give me a charity, give me a name. It's a hundred bucks, no strings attached. And you can keep hating me. I fully expect you to. I hate most of you guys. But that's fine. Even though we hate each other, I could admit I fucked up. They should give you David Duke's charity. So you have to donate to Nazi. You know what? It's a premise. Well, it's in their name. That's that's why it's in their name their names going on the check All right, and that's all I can do and so far they've all just said you know go fuck yourself. We don't care I'm like well, yeah, because you don't really want an apology. I don't think you did I think your apology

I also the rich and the right sis a whole hundred dollars. Wow hundred dollars each Okay, there was like 10 guys on that stream. Bro, you have money like man. You're doing good. I'm doing okay. And I'm the biggest problem. Nintendo is taking that money. Hey man, that's the only thing I do with my money.

The biggest, yeah. It's a decent chunk of change for me. I agree. You have a mansion. I live with a shitty. Whoa, yeah, yeah, it's a decent chunk of change for me. I agree. You have a mansion. I live in a shitty two bedroom room. I've been around on me all this time. How's your second guy? And you're coming down on the amount that I offer?

Come on, the mansion thing has, yeah. It's like, no, I mean, Dick lives in a very nice neighborhood. Man, he has a nice house. He has a mansion. Yeah, the Hollywood hit mansion. Oh, whatever. Oh my god, I gotta tell you what they did

is this house down the street too. All you need to do is work next. Can't do them anymore. No, we're down a lot of people. A, whatever. Oh my God, I gotta tell you what they did is this house on the street. All the streets don't work. I can't do them anymore. No, we're done a lot of people. A lot of people saw that and said like, yeah, I think the audience gets it. I think they're audience is like, yeah, if you're just trying to make up for it. Well, what you said in this apology was I had had a little bit to drink and I said, I said, forgiven.

Yeah, yeah, forgive me. Trust me, I said, he's lying. He was drunk. What do you mean he's lying? Yeah, he's drunk. It's fucking me. I mean, I would drink. He's lying. He was drunk. What do you mean he's lying?

He's drunk. He's fucking drunk. What am I going to? My house is made of liquor bottles. You guys don't know. You guys don't know. You don't know what that's like. Yeah.

To be drinking. Get emotional about something and go, oh, shit. Yeah. I fucked up. It turns you into one of these people. I mean, I guess what drop bothers me about is everyone saying, well, Vito doesn't care about free speech. He went out there, but he's really a hypocr it is everyone saying, well, Vito doesn't care about free speech. He went out there, but he's really a hypocrite.

I'm like, no, dude, I care about free speech. I really do. And I had a great conversation, as I said, with my buddy, Tommy C, we did it on his show. It kind of came to a new understanding of what transpired. I'm like, you know what, I want to apologize again, because I really do understand where some of these guys are coming from. But again, it doesn't matter because nobody's going to accept my apology. Okay, well, just leave it. Don't from, but again, it doesn't matter because nobody's going to accept my apology. Okay.

Well, just leave it. Don't say no one's, it doesn't matter. Or maybe they will not be. I apologize. Or maybe they will not be. Or maybe they will not be. I apologize. If you accept my apology and even if you don't accept it, I still apologize.

And no matter what, I'm going to donate some money to a charity. I think I'm going to donate to a cat sanctuary. So if you want to stop that from happening. If you stop that from happening, yeah. Yeah. You need to give me another name. Give it to Kyle right now. He's going to need it. She's gonna say, I'm a prison. Give me the name of Kyle written house.

Anybody wants, he was on the stream. There's got to be a Japanese word for enough with the fucking apologies. Like that emotion. Yeah. Oh my God. Fucking alright. I got it. Right. All right. I don't know. There isn't one, but whatever I've done the best I can. Okay. So I care about free speech. I march my sign In the back

Dude like a shark fin dude dude dude dude. I might have some footage of that from the front whoa Whoa whoa whoa Yeah, there was definitely there was one shot. We can see that sign The attack the the assault. Glad you've labeled these. Ask them to be pressed in for organics. Okay, there you go. So here's the, here's the result from far off.

And before today, this is the only footage that exists. What happened was, as I was back there with my sign, that old lady in the rainbow mask comes over and starts trying to cover up my sign. These chicken chick games that they do. That same lady was coming after me. Yeah. The tall blonde lady. She's everywhere. She's everywhere. At her age, she must be on the Boniva and not suffering from osteoporosis. Is that she's wife? He was there with his wife. You saw that, right?

Yeah, I did. I think she's a blonde lady. Oh, really? It might be the Chris Stolley's as a team or a tag team. I don't know. A tag team of censures. I'm gonna guess just mother, but I don't want to guess his grandmother, his dead grandmother. Right. Get it? The crypt keeper.

I mean, I hate naming names because I don't want to get the people to trouble. We don't know. We don't know, but I do know that he was, I believe he was there with us. So I'm standing there with my sign, with the we like Dave in the background because I think Dave Shepel, they're such nice signs. There's me. Dave is funny.

Look at how great it is the best sign because you want block ladders and colors. You can see it from, from 300 yards away. I don't have time. I know how to make a fucking sign. You're dumbass. You dummy. It's real. Dave is funny, right?

Because I think Dave Chappelle didn't have to talk about cancel culture and all this stuff, but he did. It's cost him, people hate him, right? All he had to do was make jokes about white people. Everybody would have hated that minority. And he would have not lost any money. Nobody would have hated him. They would have given him 100% of,

they would have given him 101% on Rod and Tomatoes. Critics and audiences agree, right? But he believes that this is a horrible thing that's happening in our culture. And he wanted to bring it out in the open and the, and the way that only someone at his level can't. Yeah. By joking about it, because comedy is important, is therapeutic, is cathartic to people,

and it's a way to bring us together, and it's being assailed by these fringe lunatics. I think if, if fringe lunatics, if the tale continues to wag the dog in these social, you know, it's, there's no hope. No, I agree. So if Dave is one of the, if they get Dave to just go away, they just brow beat him until he goes away, I think that's actually a fucking tragedy. That's a fucking tragedy for society. My biggest concern is the whole idea of we're going to put some raging activists

in a position of leadership, which is I think what they do it a lot of these companies. Oh yeah. I think like right now all the tech companies, they're like, yeah, you just guys, let us have an advisory board. You know, we're going to be totally level headed. And the next thing you know, the advisory board is like, can I have that, can I have that, can I have that, can I have that? And you're like, whoa, okay. And then they're leapfrogging each other like, hey, here's my black job friends. Let's really clean it. Let's really clean house in here.

It's funny how the most oppressed, a member of the most oppressed group in the history of the nation is now an oppressor. Yeah. The black man. The black man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean.

He's the ultimate oppressor, the black man. This other guy who's having an argument with. He's on my side now. There's another fucking white guy who's having an argument with, it's like, well, you got like a black president and white guys are up there and women, but you know, trans women are getting left behind.

I'm like, bro, there was just today, there's a fucking four star trans general who's in charge, whoa. A point to today, what the fuck you talking about. He's like, bro, that's cherry picking. I'm like, oh, you think that's what you think that because Obama, black people just have it great now. What the fuck you just think about it? Are you fucking retarded?

Yeah, that's the worst thing for me about this is like anyone who's like, yeah, we have it worse than black people. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, anywhere close. Yeah, you just hate your dad. They don't know who their dad is. worse than black people. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no every and you as a one track is there. Yeah, I have some of that right? Cause we're both trans about. No, it's not black. They're in the black like, yeah, whatever. It's nonsense. When Obama got in, they probably, black people probably would have had nothing to worry

about, but his half white side took over and fucked him over again. That's a gun. The club. Okay. So what happened was I've got my sign and I see what happened to Vito and I'm so sad because now he doesn't have a sign in. And I saw it, it takes all the fun out of your sales. I really want it known that Dave is funny.

That's my whole fucking point in being Dave is funny. Dave is funny and I like Dave and that it's not like jokes are funny. Jokes are funny. I like jokes. I like Dave. And that it's not like jokes are funny. Jokes are funny. I like jokes. I like jokes. And it's not this mob. This mob isn't as powerful as a fucking thing. And I want to give everybody a laugh, right? So I get back there and I don't want to,

I want it known always when this footage is being watched that they see, oh, look at that guy. It was funny, right? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah guy. So I get back there and I decide to myself, what happened to Vito's not gonna happen to me? I'm not letting go of my sign. I'm not gonna get it ripped out of my hands by a Netflix by the producer. You're not a pussy like Vito.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not about being a pussy. I mean, I've played piano for years. I work out a lot. It's just, it's a choice for me. You know, it's a pain of fitness. I'm not saying this is a bagging world. I got a Tari finger, but other than that,

no other physicality to me. Yeah. I mean, I believe I could hold up to sky. That's what I'm talking about. I'm holding my sign and it's not getting ripped out of my hands. Right? Yeah. So I go back there, I'll

put my sign down and I brilliantly bought poles so we could put them on the ground and they would still be super high. There you go. Right? Very good poles, by the way. Look at how high that sign gets. It's expensive. I can hurt from signholder to weapon in three seconds. Transformers of sign poles. So I put the sign down and the old lady comes over in the rainbow mask and starts getting in my face, right? Putting her sign up there, fucking holding, like, I don't know why she brought all these sheets. She's old ladies, she's got a cowl with her and like, rich.

Somebody try to throw a sheet over at one point. So one of the people who obsessively follows. It's the KKK. That all sorts of ways to play. I mean, somebody sent me footage of them doing that at another protest. They throw the blanket on you and then cold cock you. Shit. So when they threw it up and I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, when I started backing away

I said, and I said, I've seen so you can't see it. Yeah, I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. I'm a bad friend to let you get cold, Garg. So this lady starts throwing her stuff up and friend of my sign. I'm like, well, that's okay. I got a lot more sign here. I used to. I hold it up.

I'm holding it up with both hands, right? And then this guy, Joe, I think this girl pointed it out in the video, you know, hot girls. They're all over this. Yeah, they see, like they put all their- They love true crime shit like, oh yeah, this footage and everything. It's their favorite thing.

They're sending me LinkedIn profiles. I think it could be this Netflix and boys doing this, this, this, so this guy Joe, I believe grabs my sign and starts shoving me, right? And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm being attacked here. I mean, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this guy's attacking me.

This guy's get you fucking hands off me, but this is not how a protesting work. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm being attacked here. I'm, hey. Out of nowhere, I feel a tremendous shove and then a crack and orange, white, disorient, you know, the sound of you get shot and call a duty and it's like, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and then things start coming in again. And I go, what the fuck was that? I started holding my head. Because I mean, I felt like I got hit while I was upright. You're trying to figure out how it happened. What hit me wasn't human.

Did I just take a bike lock to the head or a fucking brick? Or what? Well, this is happening. I'm having a great conversation with KTLA and I'm completely ignorant of dick space. In the background and the news, there's some guys. Exactly.

Or does here have it fun? No, no, the other guy, no, I don't know. I can't. I can't. Yeah. This all about me. Come to, and I see my, I say it right away, this guy in blue, Antifa Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, we're everyone to calm.

He's got a very distinct hairline. Yeah, yeah. Kind of bird guy we're everyone to calm. Who's got a very distinct hairline? Yeah, kind of burr. Guy looking like a bulldog. Yeah. I real, real tough for no reason in that age. This is why I can never go to one of these pro-tests. Oh, no, you can't. I can't be.

Because I would see red. Oh, you would? I would see, no, I would see red and attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I would bite his throat. Like, I would, I would, I would, I would do nothing. I will, I will get my pound of flesh. And that is the wrong literal flesh.

And that is the wrong mindset to to the rage that comes from my fucking childhood will never go away. It's just how much I can control it. I just have my dad in my year. I remember my brother when I was like a decisions. He's like, you're a psycho. Yeah. He literally, he was like, no, you're a psycho.

I've seen you melt down like, I don't know how I'm like, it's great. I mean, they broke my stuff and I'm like, yeah, I'm used to having my stuff broken. I don't know how I would react if somebody actually like salted you. Yeah, actually like physical pain, I'm like, I do recall, I'm like, what the, you know, so I'm like, why not have taken it?

Disoriented and I identify the ball shortly after that. I'm turning around and this to be it. This girl, kind of going over like, well, I remember saying you can't, you can't remember right before sometimes too. Well, I think that's true. I guess we'll see because I get the video. And this girl, this girl comes out of nowhere and says, whoa, whoa, whoa, not him. Like calls people off of me. Yeah. And says, I know this guy.

She says my name, and then she says, your real name? Yeah. And then she says, he's got a rapist. What the fuck? Oh, God. I said, you gotta got a rapist. What the fuck? Oh God. I said, you gotta be fucking kidding me. What? Maybe they do no comedy.

That's a hell of a callback. That is a hell of a callback. Going, what? He's got a rapist. He goes, yeah, I know you. You've got a rapist. He's screaming this at a guy who just assaulted me. Then the woman, the woman with the rainbow,

Mao says, he was strangling me. He was strangling me. And the woman, the woman with the rainbow mouth says he was strangling me. He was strangling me. I said, that guy just fucking shoved me into the con. And she goes, no, you tripped on my sign. And they started chiming in. You tripped on it. You tripped on that sign. You tripped on that sign.

You were strangling something like, I'm like, this is fucking wild dude. This is like watching you guys. We're gonna write history in real time. In real time. So this is fucking guy who sent me this history in real time. Real time. He got a weapon man. This fucking guy who sent me this footage with a camera. Thank God he was there. I back away and while they're screaming at me,

while the woman says, I worked at a Pilates studio that you used to come into. I fucking know who you are. You have a rape list. You're wrong. You're this. You're hate whatever. I can't even fucking remember.

I think that's on video. So I go, I back away, right? You can hear her on the video saying this stuff. No, I haven't listened to it. So I'm backing away like, oh, oh, wow. This is, my fucking head is killing me, right? Yeah. And is it, is my brain?

Dude, I felt like really worried when you're like, I just got what you were not happy. I was like, Oh, there. It's such a fun, jovial guy. And you're just like, that really sucked. Yeah. So these guys start surrounding me the same way that they, that that little girl surrounded or what I have little they, they're on a Vita. But this is like, I mean, this is a seven foot tall black guy.

These are guys that are, they've got all blacked out on their face. And they're looking like they're cracked. They look, they're looking like they're cracked. They look, they're looking like the crew from 13 monkeys or 12 monkeys, whatever that is. And they start doing that shit where they're holding their hands out, right? Yeah, yeah. And, and I'm like, okay, I'm going that way to see my friend like this isn't funny now. This is, this is too wild for my Dave joke.

Like I'm not about doing violence here. Like, I'm about, like protesting ideas and shit. And I want to be a part of this. Like, I'm not, I'm not this. I'm out. Yeah. I'm out. Uh, I'm done.

I'm going to go over there, hang out with my friend, and they're like, no, you go that way. And I said, bro, you're pointing to, like, an alley. Mm-hmm. And there's no way in hell I'm walking go that way. And I said, bro, you're pointing to like an alley. And there's no way in hell I'm walking down that alley. Because you guys are all fucking amped up. Yeah, and crazy. You're like wild dogs. You're not people anymore.

You're twitching. Like I was ripping on a guy who was trying to film Vito because his hand was going like fucking this. Like he's jacking off a ghost. Like fucking a, like you got way too much adrenaline, bro, you don't belong here, you gotta go home. You're not doing anybody any favors, you're not doing yourself any favors, you're gonna get somebody fucking hurt. You're not saying we find who that guy is too, right?

That other antifa guy. Yeah, I got chased us to our car with his little live stream, whatever, trying to get my license plate. Yeah, which I'm still like, I'm a antifa gonna show up can show up to my house and break my shit, I don't know. This is the third time I want my license plate. Slept with a loaded gun in my house because of this fucking show. That's right.

I mean, so what was I saying? Oh yeah, this little bitch pops out, they didn't want you to go one way. They didn't want me to go one way. They only wanted me to go down the alley. Like man, there's just no fucking way I'm going down that alley. So they start coming around me, screaming, all the guys, by the way, fucking Antifa Smurf

comes over, starts doing it. And thank God this guy recording the video. So I said to the giant black guy, I'm like bro, what are you, what are you? Meaning like are you with security? Like what? Like can you identify yourself? Because you just bark and orders at me. I don't really know who you are.

He goes, he goes, he turned into like that Damon Wayne's character who uses words, like that he doesn't know the meaning of. Yeah. Oh, you're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep.

You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. You're super asleep. directly then I'm feel free to personify myself and address him like, all right, but I just got cocked in the head. I was knocking the head. Is that what happened to you?

Yeah. Try to use those words. Hey, did you get, do you have an English degree from prison or what? Like what do you have? I just meant are you security and he goes, well, what I'm a fan to domesticating. I'm like, all right, I'm just going to sit here. I'm just going to stand here with my fucking sign. And now I got, I mean, I'm holding my tight to my him. I'm like, all right. I'm just gonna sit here. I'm just gonna stand here with my fucking sign. And now I got, I mean, I'm holding my tight to my sign

because they still wanna destroy the sign, obviously. Well, the sign is, yeah. Because it didn't, you know, like the great emblem of hate. Right, yeah. Because the sign says the N word on it. Right, basically. The sign says cuties to the prequel. Yeah, the cutening.

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I worked hard for this Pearl necklace motherfucker. I don't know how many bike locks you guys are hiding or pool balls that you got in your pants there or whatever you got. What a black sheets you got waiting to throw over the top. We know Antifa or fucking pros that go into as much as they seem to be getting their ass is kicked almost all the time, but they do show up with ready to go. So I said there and thank God, the guy who recorded the video comes over and starts recording them and he goes, are you identifying yourself as security?

Yeah. And the guy, the black guy goes, oh, uh, well, no, no, not as such. I am providing security and he goes, are you, are you employed as security and are you, are you holding him? Are you telling him that he can't leave? And they can like, you can see them going like, uh, I don't know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That's what you're detaining him right now. Are you saying that he's not free to go that way? Like, no, he can go that way. And he goes, no, no, that's not what I said. I'm like, oh my god, he's thank fucking Christ. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's just some guy. Not me. I mean, just a dude who showed up and decided that he was in charge of because he heard about it. People are allowed to go. So I'm going to, I mean, I mean, the camera man here.

I was just an independent. I don't know. Somebody. I felt such incredible relief when they moved out of the way. I'm like, oh my God. Oh, shit. Fucking God. You're here. Um, because the contest is uncertain. You like, um, people like being tough, talking about how tough they are and how they would react in the situations, but the reality is any sort, any sort of violence on your part, you will be a villain. You're a villain. Forever. The name of the game is

peaceful resistance to the point of death. Or else you harm, or else you harm your side. That's right. As I keep telling people, again, this is why I will never go to one of these things. The game really has one rule. And it's, if you beat up the clown, you lose. That's why they lost. I'm like Jesus. Yeah. Maybe even better than Jesus.

Probably. You could certainly hold your liquor better than Jesus. Oh yeah. I mean, what you're talking about? That's blood everywhere. That's wine. That's only 13%. My blood's at least 110%.

I'm not 100%. I'm not 100%. I'm not 100%. I'm not 100%. I'm about that guy? I'm bleeding blood everywhere. That's wine. That's only 13%. My blood's at least 110. 110. I'm not in barrel proof. Okay, so here's the assault.

Here's my assault from the front. You've got a trans person speaking in front of Netflix HQ. You got all these. We'll talk about the one in the turbine at some point. Did you see all this? The trans pope. Yeah. What about deal?

Did you hear about her? No. Oh, well, she comes out. She's like all the, the chance, pulp. Yeah. What about deal here about her? No. Oh, well, she comes out. She's like, I'm the greatest fighter for, she was basically in charge and giving all these interviews. Everyone's like, that's cool. So what are all these tweets from 2011, where you really do not like Asian people at all.

And they're like, super duper racist. Like, oh, what are all these slanny, eyed motherfuckers and blah know blah blah blah and you're like bro like not even like one or two like dozens of them. You're like why don't they just speak English and all this shit. Wow. Why don't you just speak it so they found this source of Asian hate? Is that what you're saying? And it's very much. She was like amazing how many there were. I was gonna make everybody's in a fucking glass house. Yeah, dude.

I mean, I don't know about everybody. I've never done anything wrong in my life. What I'm saying is everybody who's fucking loud and obnoxious like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go dig in, go dig in. Whoops. Yeah.

Okay, so I'm gonna play this. This is the only footage I had, Sean. You can see me way in the back there, right? Yeah, I watched the day. It was funny, son. Watch. I did as funny son. Watch the Davis funny sign. Here we go. Ashley, when we pressed in for organizing this wonderful event to hope it for a while.

Whoa. Dude, that looks fucking violent. Yeah, you're grabbing your head right away. So that you left that fucking you you were there. You're gone gone. Damn. You can see me getting you can see that guy Joe trying to wrestle me down or pull the sign out of my hand and me started screaming that this guy's salting me, right?

We got to talk about this Joe guy because like, people, some people have comments on it, but like his name's got to be out there. Cause you know, you know who, what, no, he's got to be done. He's got to be done. Something's got to happen to that guy. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I'm going to be in the ass. I'm going to be in the ass. He's not going to get, he can't get away with it, right?

Yeah. Let me, I'm going to load it up and see if I can play it in slow motion. Just that front assault. Uh, actually, we're repressed in for, okay, where's the playback? Playback up here. Um, I think we'll screen.

Try the playback thing. You know, Sean, I went to the hospital after this. Yeah. And I said, Doc, what's wrong with me? And he said, you're fat. Pretty good. I said, no, it's my head. Yeah.

It says, my head, I got nailed. What do you recommend I do? And he said, lose some weight. Try the playback. What do you think about that? Go talk nose comedy playback playback slower slower slower

fine no do this slow slow is so quick it was quick no it was a it was a legit fucking it was like it was like somebody it was like somebody standing three feet from the boards in ice hockey and the guy just shoulders right into him and he flies into the fucking boards.

Yeah. So keep, I want to bring this up too. This exhibit, we'll call this exhibit to see this is the close-up shot The New York Times ran on their article about it. You can see the gentleman in the blue gator here who has shoved me. This is Joe. No, that's not Joe. No, that's not Joe.

Joe initiated the assault by grabbing at my sign and screaming that I was strangling people the same way he did with me. Yeah, he's trying to do that. He's got a weapon. He's trying to think. He was doing the same thing. This guy's being violent. This is their one, two punch.

Well, this is by any means necessary. This is a concerted felony initiated by a Netflix employee. Yeah. Okay, so this is right after, by the way, the coverage, the difference between the LA Times and the New York Times is that the LA Times joke loved the protesters. They were like talking shit about me. Yeah. The LA Times reporter asked, tell this story.

Okay. So I was at the thing and they're like, this lady from the LA Times, like can I interview you? I'm like, yes, sure. I think I even have it on tape. I need to go back and check, but she goes, okay, I need to know your pronouns. And I'm like, okay, we'll just use whichever ones you think are right.

And she goes, no, you have to specifically tell me, she's getting mad. I'm like, okay, they've slashed them. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're real pronouns. And I'm like, I just do. Are you just covering a fucking story? Fucking insane. Do you believe in your pronouns? I'm like, I just, you just covering a fucking story. Yeah, I'm saying.

I don't even know what your pronouns. I'm going to use whatever. Yeah, I can use whatever I want. I said, they, them. And she's like, well, what are your friends used to refer to you? And I'm like, that doesn't matter. Don't you have to use whichever ones I tell you? As she starts to walk away. And I'm like, okay, he, him, fine. And then she did the anger because she wasn't going to give me, you know, I want my press. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then in the article, because she wasn't going to give me, you know, I want my press. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then in the article, it goes, Vito, just wallety comedian, who bristle that the idea

of giving us his pronouns? I'm like, I can't even write a bunch of you bristles that ever you want. I said, you switch every one, do you think, you know, fit the situation? I'm like, go nuts. They don't want to hear that. You got to specifically give them for some reason. Cause they want to, he, him, you're obviously a bigot. Yeah, that point. Yeah, that point. And then you. Cause they want to he him. You're obviously a big it. Yeah, that point. And then you trained. They want to train you. Yes.

Five lights. I see. I see him. Even before she interviewed me, just a look on her face was like, okay, big it. Do you want an interview? Yeah. I'm like, yeah, sure. I can say some nice things about what I'm here for.

Man, I got to tell you about I did a USA today interview. This like this has got my level of fucking agitation up so much, having seen that even the far away one. The far away brutal hit. Yes, it's such a brutal hit. It sucks, this sucks. Like this is fun, but it also all sucks. It's weird, the like emotions that I'm fidgeting watching it.

This is why I said it's the same thing as a rape video. Like I feel like violated. And I know I'm gonnageting watching it. This is why I said it's the same thing as a rape video. Like I feel like violated. And I know I'm going to be real fucking pissed when that clues up. Really fucking pissed. Well, I just have to keep putting out in my head. I'm like, dude, a Netflix writer attacked me and my friend. Like a dude who already has his job in Hollywood, he's perfectly set. Okay, we're just like comedians on the fringe, like having a little bit of fun.

Ah. And this guy goes, I'm going to just fucking ruin their day and get them attacked. Like me and my wife are here. What if you were there to not have fun? Yeah, even who cares? Right. It doesn't change any job to fuck with us. Uh, oh, yeah.

The USA Today reporter that I talked to. Right. So he comes over, a little gate, I think he's, I think he was gay. Uh, I mean, you know, he might be on the side of the protesters you're assuming. No, no, that's actually, I did not have that assumption. I just thought you would think he would be more, he would be, this is part of their community.

That's the, that's like the perception you might have, right? But I didn't, I didn't, I didn't have that. Fucking journalist, man. Like, yeah, so he says, hey, can I get a, can I get a little interview with you real quick? Yeah, of course. This is after.

Maybe he's not gay, I don't know. After the after, yeah, after a feminine. No, not a feminine. Strong gay. Yeah, like a masculine gay. Not cool, you're masculine, but gay. I mean, I don't know. The gay voice is a complicated subject

so they can kind of signal each other or something. I don't know. Like the gay voice is a complicated subject so they can kind of signal each other or some I don't know how it works, but you just know. Okay. What are you laughing at? This is getting more. You're digging a hole. It feels like I don't I thought they developed that I don't know where I do agree. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. That cadence to kind of you know be like, oh, we're both gay and we know because we're talking in a specific manner. I don't mean it defensively, I was just pointing it out. If you're trying to find others of your tribe that you can hook up with or whatever, like, oh yeah, we talk like this, we dress like this, whatever.

Yeah. Sure, tuck it in too. Because can I get into quote? And I said, yeah, sure, let's go to the per gentleman. Dapper, yeah. Dapper. So he pulls me, he goes, yeah, can we go out of here? Like, the sun is hot. I was like, okay, yeah, yeah. So we go in this awning, under this awning and a side thing. And this white girl comes over, this white antifa girl, all, you know, antifa up, black, everything.

She comes over, she's screaming, and she goes, oh, what do you need with him? What do you need with him? And he goes, um, I'm just talking to him. She goes, are you press? Yeah. Oh, no, we're gonna press. I'm with the USA today and she goes, are you interviewing him and he goes,

well, I'm asking some, I'm a journalist. Because I need to tell you what really happened. Yeah, she goes, well, I know what happened. You can talk to me and I think it's, I mean, I just think it's horrible that you're platforming someone like him. Like, and he goes, right before all that, he goes, I just wanted to ask you some questions

about why you're here. And I said, okay, and then she comes over and starts screaming. I think it's before all that, he goes, I just wanted to ask you some questions about why you're here. And I said, okay, and then she comes over and starts screaming. He's like, I think he's just horrible. He platforms and then he goes, he goes, okay. And then she went away and started playing some loud thing like siren. And I said, does that answer your question? And he said, he laughs. He laughs.

I had the same thing where I was giving an interview and a lady comes over with a whistle and just starts whistling directly next to me so they can't hear me. And afterwards the camera operator went to where he's like, I just want you to know that's very rude. Oh, this guy's not interacting with these people at all. He does not know that they do not care. Okay, here is the hit in slow motion from far away. You can see my Dave's funny sign.

Oh, wait, is it slow, Vito? I don't know, go check it. Oh, it's horrible now. I'll just watch it like normal. Yeah. Let me shut this down. VLC is not created to in the slow motion thing. Hmm.

So VLC sucks, it's something. It's good to know. All right, so here is my sign. I'm going to play at normal speed because we fucked around and then I'll do it slowly. Morgan, I think it's wonderful to be a hit to hope people are on the ball. Damn! Yeah.

And you can see the sign. Dude, literally, when they say, at the time they're saying, can we give a round of applause to Ashley Marie Presidents? It's like that super racist lady. So at the next again, Mexican is being tackled by a white huge racist psychopath is being applauded by the crowd. That's, all right, looking hilarious. Should we watch the, the, the close up one? Whatever they got for us, man. Let's do that. The guy said

it was he dumped his whole hard drive for it. Yeah, he's got a, there's a shot in here. That's the guy who chased us to our car right there. The guy on the left. This guy right here. Yeah. He was the one whose head was shaking. He was streaming the whole thing. We found his channel. He's like, oh, you know, if you put hands on that guy, you'd feel like nothing but, but you'd be like, oh my God, dude, you're like, no, you're not nourished. It's a labrador.

Like, you just be like, you'd almost be like, oh my God, this is, this is gross. He's a, he's a very frail individual. I mean, you see where Smiley and having a good time, right? According to this is after Vita's sign was smashed. There's that black guy that couldn't speak. So you got to get tacked was later on, for sure. This is, it's had about five minutes.

Because you had to get behind them. Yeah. Here it is. I don't like touch up. Okay. This is behind the... See, that guy's got a box sign like you wanted to be there. I'm not up. I came up with the whole idea. I'm sorry, my sign... I deal with not as good. This is just some b-roll of the people behind the stage.

Here's the thing. Yeah, go ahead. Before I see this, that guy could have killed you. Yeah, it's attempted murder. I believe that's attempted murder. It just has to be, it just has to hit right. It doesn't have to be hit hard. And I have a confession of his.

Somebody amazing. Do that's the wildest thing. It doesn't have to be hit hard and I have a confession of his somebody. Amazing. Do you know the wildest thing? I know these people watch these streams just to catch fuck ups and they recorded to him talking about how he quote, bashed my head into a rock and proud of it and then saying he needs to disguise himself because he doesn't want his identity getting out there. Dude, you gotta love fucking phone cameras. Okay, here we go. So there's me with my sign. See, walk and buy. Now there's that guy in the rainbow shirt's show, right?

Uh, he has like a little thing on his chest, right? Yeah. There's me holding my sign up, Dave is funny, right? And this lady comes over and starts hassling me already. Everywhere. She's fucking Roy Kent. The guy with the heart on his shirt, right? That is in that Joe. Yeah, he's like looking at you. Yeah, that's him.

Over with the heart on his shirt. And he sees you arguing with this lady. Yeah. I'm just holding my sign, right? I'm trying to get, I'm trying not to get touched by this lady, like she's kind of over. And she's trying to- This is where they're going to accuse you of strangling her, huh? Yeah, this is already assault, by the way.

She got in front of you. She's pressing against me. She's pressing against me and I'm just trying to have like my purse every time I move. She's pushing in further and touching me, right? That's fucking assault. She's put her chest against you. Here we go. And I'm saying, I'm laughing because it's so ridiculous.

Yeah, right? Like I'm just gonna hear the whole design, right? I don't, okay, you wanna do your child a shit and like encroach in. That's fine. I'm already walking over to you. I'm so pissed right now. So this is Joe Kristalli, right?

He sees my sign and he has just gotten the huge emotional high of beating your, breaking your sign tearing it away from you and shouting that you've got a weapon, right? He's on a high. He's like, I can go two for two on this one. Two for two. I'm going to show these motherfuckers what I'm the king of the protest. Here he comes. He's not watched by the way.

Doesn't look dope. Yeah. I actually did notice it. Uh, as I go things pretty sweet. There you go. Yeah, no, he's in, he's in time. He's ordained by a higher power. Bro, look in his fucking eye.

When he comes over like a shuck. Can you give me this footage? I want to make a video about this guy. Are you able to, I mean, you're showing it here. I mean, I'm allowed to show it here. Okay, that's what I talk to the other guy. Talk to you, talk to you afterwards. All right, this is,

so now he grabs it. Look, he's on, I'm just holding my hand out like this with my sign and both of these white people, one of them in Netflix employee has come over and forced himself between me and my sign, right? You gotta look at his face. Look at his face. Look at his face.

Because it's so preposterous, it's like children. I mean, this is a child, It's just such a childish move. Look at the signs of that fucking arm too. I was gonna say, you gotta get a look in a, a bicep. A bicep thing. A bicep. Look at the, and look, her hand is all the way around me.

It's two on one now. Yeah. All right, guys, grab in my stuff. Oh, no, he's grabbing my stuff. Is that where they're gonna say you're choking him? Cause you're trying to grab your sign back. My choking at all. Yeah. You got your hands on.

Grabbing, I'm grabbing, now I'm having both hands on my sign and here comes the Antique foot guy. How tall is he by the way? Not very. Looks like about five six. Yeah, he's attacking me. He's attacking me. That guy.

I knew what he was going to do. I saw him coming. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You coming? Yeah Now they still got their fucking hands on my pole. Yeah, still they're still trying to fucking take it away And this little bit she none of that is true. What he just said no no no no no no somebody what the fuck is he talking?

They're making it all up in real time What he just said? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Why is this lady? That's your aunt. Dad. We went to, like, wait, I do. You don't even know what I'm talking about. We went to, see, he listens to her right away. Right, right. This is all, this is all concerted. A man of vouch for him. Yeah, this is all a fuck, this is all a fuck and violent team.

Joe Kristali is the head of that they could that they were going around and Assaulting us shows you can see Joe in the background watching this like pleased with himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You don't remember? No. Yeah. No. That's right. No. You don't want to identify yourself because who knows that these fucking people are going

to like use that as an excuse? Well, I also have a fucking head wound at the time. Yeah. Like, I don't know which way is up. You can see it in my eyes. Dude, you're out of it. Totally out of it. My brain's barely functioning.

And it took me three days to remember who she is. Yeah. I only found it out because I looked up to Pilates studio on Facebook and saw who I liked it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let me keep playing until you can like, I want my thing here. You had a rap list of all the girls. You're getting like, oh, no, I wasn't.

I hit a hit. I'm holding onto my wall. That's it. And I asked you what it was because you had like a rap list. It was supposed to be a joke, but it wasn't actually a joke. No, there's no rap list. No, no, no, you had it. Right-blist Shit So look, so what's what you can do? Look at this shit. I actually got right in the dress being saved. What am I? Yeah, I like it. You can go that way.

What am I? Not personally. You can't address me as a vivacious individual. I don't know. I don't know, watch anymore. I don't have the actual impact in my head on the thing, but the fucking New York Times got it. Oh, but you can't see from the fucking front.

How fast you go down. You know when you come back up clutching your head. Oh, let me watch. Come on, catch up, catch up. I'll watch it again. I'll watch it again. Here's the lady crouching on me. I'm trying to just get around her anytime I fucking move.

I hear comes Joe Kristali violently grabbing the sign Oh I can identify the antifa guy You know that the balls right there The guy fucking inserted himself right in between. Yeah, you did absolutely nothing. I'm getting really pissed off watching this. Oh, no, dude, that's, I don't think I can get.

Take it off. Let me take a second. Yeah, this is not funny at all. Yeah, you're gonna get fucking, I'd be pissed too. Okay, let me, I'm gonna load up the confession. This is, this is him walk after of this. This is insight like there's This is where my mind I

I Shaws had Noah fucking I'm a guy who's pre-eye for an eye like sky hang on sorry. I don't know why it's doing that Shove into the ground Dick hit his head on the contrary. Just hit X out of this. We were worried about my car. You're loving it, Toys. There we go.

Yeah. And this is where my logic breaks down. But people fuck up an eye for an eye. They think it's vindictive, it's mitigatory. Because before that, if you poke the eye out of a certain person, it would be your life. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Not for vengeance. Not go over the top. I subscribe a little more to the theory prior to an eye for an eye. Yeah. Because of what could have happened right there. Uh, it is, it

is. That's me. That's, there's no rational thought in that. But like taking a bat to that guy's face is not over the line. It's not saying do it. I'm not saying I'm gonna do it. I know. I'm saying that's where my brain goes. I have to say, don't, don't, don't,

there's no, no violence should be done. No, no, no, no, I have to say it, because we have a lot to lose. I have to say, I don't condone any sort of violence. I'm just expressing that you're angry. In a vacuum, that's where my mind goes. Yes, right, right. That's my emotional state is anger.

You're saying, I mean, I would, what makes me so upset is to be in a situation where you've just very obviously been dealt harm, but you're surrounded by a bunch of people are like, well, he's the bad guy. So let's just pretend it didn't happen. Yeah. And you're like, dude, you just saw a guy get his head smashed. I'm just holding my fucking head and saying, I gotta get out of here.

Like, it's late, it comes up with these now. It was the perfect time to bring up some stupid internet drama from five years ago. Jesus, Lord. It's supposed to be a joke, but it wasn't. It's like that you had zero to do with. I saw eight. She said all this time, somewhere on 8chan,

posted a picture of Hillary Clinton. She's had all this time to actually figure out what happened and instead is just held in her heart. The stupid. Well, yeah, the poster is. Because she found the answer she wanted. So why would you keep looking? Okay, so this is antifusmurfs.

So they led into it with me. I don't, yeah, they led into it with me talking about it. This is the woman who, or a man, I don't know who they are. Crawls these live streams and looks for fuck up, incriminating fuckups. God bless whoever it is. Oh, I know. I said, thank fuck. Dude, I have no idea how they're going.

Is it just a random person who does this? Yeah. Who collects this footage? Thank God for all these random people. No, sure. Because this lady precious child, or trans woman, I don't know what they want to be referred to as. They were live streaming and had a conversation with Antifa Smurf about the event and

they immediately removed it from their live stream because it was so. Yeah, I have no idea how we got it and luckily they were recording. They were on it at the time. Boop got you. I'm going to play it now. I'm going to play we got it and luckily they were recording. They were on it at the time. Bob got you. I'm going to play it now. I'm going to play a lot of it. It's six minutes long, so maybe not all of it. This guy came up behind.

It's got a veto leading. Shubbed him to the ground. Dick hit his head on the concrete. Like he was worried that he might have had a concussion. He literally just fell and smacked his head because this dude like shoved him over. Like got in, did a little trip, or whatever, and was trying to mad dog us out of the event. Now, it's the blue gator suspect approaches

precious child as the live stream begins. Do you see how he's walking around all menacingly? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you looking for it? Why are you letting this man on your property? He's looking for it. I mean, this is a choice. This is a fucking choice. This is a fucking choice.

This is a fucking organized event by Netflix. They chose to allow him, they chose to allow all these people and set it up in a way that this was a fucking guaranteed, this was a guaranteed result of it. Something was gonna happen, because. You think you can just walk into Netflix whenever you want? You think screenwriters can just walk in there and say, hey, have a fucking great idea.

You want to throw that down there? Security clearance. No, every men. Everybody has to have security clearance to get on the property. This is, yeah, they're a studio. I'm not fucking with that. Okay, what were you gonna say, Vito?

Just, this is all nonsense. This is all crazy. Okay, here we go. Pressure's child, Mutes the Life. She said she was live to him. Oh, she was. But yeah, he was okay. So he's later on later on there walking somewhere, I think they're walking to the car.

She Mutes the livestream again. You can see their feet now on the livestream. It's still muted, dumb bitch. She's talking, but she doesn't realize it's muted. That would happen. I'm on you. The guy that we're dealing with, that's me. I'm not going to say anything to a fucking rock. Good. Okay. Thanks. Yeah. I'd like to keep him from getting my fucking identity. That's for sure.

Okay. I want to switch to follow Klaava's. I got a black one. Accessory. Yeah. Literally helping disguise the identity of a criminal at this point. And to get him back in there. Yeah.

I got a black. You can change your Baclava so you can sneak back on to Netflix property and keeping, keeping vinyl, yeah. And also hide your identity from the cops because you just committed a crime back accessory because the cops, the bicycle cops showed up and I went in to say like, hey, this guy just fucking attacked me. Like, what should I do? That's not me. That's not my voice. That's not me talking. I mean, I don't know, man. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know it.

I don't know what this is. Go at it. Yeah. I don't know any of this. I don't know what any of this means. I don't know. This is what I'm going to say. Let me see.

I'm going to go. I mean, my head is constantly hurting. It's just constantly throbbing. I mean, my head is constantly hurting. It's just constantly throwing. It's just constantly throwing. I mean, yeah. It's just a bit of a trot. Yeah. If you want, could I,

if you want to grab my stuff and wait for me, go like I'm back? Yeah, all right. I think I might do. Okay, that would actually help come right there. I mean, look at this fucking terminator mad Dog shit that he's doing. Yeah, dude.

It's so inappropriate. It's just so, it's so inappropriate. Zellat's terrifying. Zellat's, let's, let's, Well, that's what I do at a certain point. I'm like, we got to get out of here before this thing wraps up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once the door turns right.

Once the door turns right. The speeches, then they're like, all right, back to the beatings. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's getting their dick chopped up and I don't want to the beatings. Yeah, yeah. Someone's getting their dick chopped up and I don't want it to be me. Yeah, right. That's what's happening. I don't know.

Vito, that's what happened to me. I love to say, I'm saying unbelievable, but it's not unbelievable. I'm saying it's, it's, it's shocking. It's part of the course of the song. It's inevitable, but it's not unbelievable. Inevitable. Yeah, inevitable. Yeah. Inevitable. Yeah. Inevitable.

Yeah. Inevitable. Yeah. You ask, you invite this into your headquarters. You have one guy with an ill-fitting suit trying to get people to stop standing on the planter and you're letting these fucking mania, self-identified, one of the ex- That's really all said. The security did was they're like, oh, can you not stand on top of this?

It's, yeah, we're gonna get this very upsetting. It's very upsetting. It looks like they would text you on a property. Yeah, they really protected their property. I'm afraid that these people will hunt us down. They followed us to one of the guy twitching followed us to Vito's car. Yeah, I'm still kind of worried.

If he was filming Vito's driver's license over his shoulder, like you got to be- You were talking about trying to get my, because somebody at the protest- filming Vito's driver's license over his shoulder. Like, you got to. He was bragging about trying to get my, because somebody at the protest. Driver's license. A phone number. Sorry, sorry, phone number. Well, yeah, I was giving my phone number to,

like one of the activists was like, Hey, you know, what's going on? Can I get your phone number? And I started giving it. And he like shows up. And he's like, I got your phone number. I got your phone number, bro. I got your phone number.

But I'm like, all right. Very menacing. Very menacing. Because there's no security there. There's no security at all to stop. I mean, I have to hire cops for live shows, off duty cops for security all the time. It's like 80 bucks an hour.

Yeah. Bro, they had this protest was talked about. They knew it was happening. National news, national news. National news. National news. It got hundreds of news stories. I'm sick.

You hire 20 guys. I don't care. I mean, you coordinated it. It was estimated that 1,000 people were going to show up and you go, well, we don't know how many are actually going to show up, but let's get, you know, some cops on scene. Let's get some security guards. We're lined down the middle. I can only guess it's because it's something to happen. In case somebody shows up with a joke and we know the, what we know about these people is that they cannot take jokes. They didn't want cops to show up to even if everybody,

even if there were no trolls at the, uh, or counter protesters at the thing, because they didn't want to look like authoritarian. Yeah. They're worried about the PR of having. Oh, yeah. So all of a sudden it's like, Oh, these dangerous security guards were a transphoto peacefully, you know, peacefully protesting.

I bet you're, yeah, I bet you're fucking right. Yeah. It's anything that's bad optics. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know. They got, uh, the whole world is watching Vito do interviews. I came out of this, right? I was talking a little bit about your experience.

I'm a little winded from that. I don't write. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm great. What do you call it? My all my shit came afterwards. When the media starts telling me I'm a violent bigot and I'm like, bro, come on. I have it hard enough as it is deal with this crap.

Yeah. I'm already gonna get banned from everywhere. I mean, you're already banned from everywhere. So what do you care? I maybe had a chance. All right. Now I'm banned from everywhere else. Everybody's banned from.

Yeah, I mean, after that, I mean, these people were just nuts. They're, it's insanity. I sense it. And then you got guys yelling at you, like, you don't have permission to film me. And I'm like, dude, there's like a hundred news cameras here. Did you go to each of them and tell you, oh, you can't put me in the background. You're like, come on, you know how this works. Like, all these guys are nuts. They're real mad that anyone's trying to sell them jokes or funny.

The Stone Tosh comic is perfect. The Stone Tosh comic is great. Yeah, I got to get assigned one. I'm gonna hang it some more. I never thought, you never thought you'd get a Stone Toss comic? No. Are you happy? I'm so happy. Yeah, well you're happy for that aspect of it. Yeah, I feel like it's the perfect blend of both of us to be out.

You know, because you brought the issue out. Yeah. And then I'm the one that got us out. Yeah, I got us out. It's like both of us represented there. I love it. Chokes are fun. I really love it.

And the people who have come out in support is the real good part out of it. Is that I would think you would, I mean, from all communities, because again, going back, it's the fucking fringe insane, violent fucking people that shit on the whole rest of a movement. Yeah. I've, you know, most of the stuff I've been getting is on Twitter, because it went really viral on Twitter, like that video's going around like crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in my, you know, messages, I'm getting messages from guys who you've heard of, video game developers, movie guys, whatever, they're going, English page. Yeah, it was Nicholas Cage. Because guess what, they're gonna have to censor their content too.

They're gonna have to go through, everybody's gonna run the gauntlet through all pre-fil Yeah before any media hits And some of these guys insane like I literally don't I understand but I don't want to understand this world anymore Right. I really it's so foreign to Logic I said well not not the logic of violence No because if you're willing to commit

that kind of violence, you win. Well, I know. So it's the will to do what the other will not. There should have been tons of comedians out there on our side. But I keep saying that. I keep saying that. I keep saying that. I keep saying that.

I know that you guys are like, listen, man, we already have our deals and we're writing scripts and whatever. I'm Joe Kristalli on the phrase reboot, whatever. Okay. But if you guys actually are comedians, you care about comedy, you got to do a little show up or even if you can't show up, go, hey, these guys did show up and good on them for doing it. And instead, what comedians have come out and said anything for us?

Josh Denny. Yeah, okay. Josh Denny, he's a cool guy. I like that guy. Josh Denny, cool. I talked to Josh Denny, you know, but the guys who are supporting us and the guys who are like, well, yeah, you support us. But why don't somebody take a fucking risk and be like, you know what, I hate to say it,

but I think Dave Chappelle, the guy who runs the LaFactory was one of the only big guys. He didn't comment on it specifically, but he said, I don't know what's going on. I mean, this is Dave Chappelle. I'll tell you who came out and supported us. Fucking Bill Mar. Yeah. Bill Marge talked about it. Yeah. You mean, this is Dave Chappelle. I'll tell you who came out and supported us. Fucking Bill Mar. Yeah. Bill Marge talked about it. Yeah. You guys, this is crazy.

This is insanity. It's what's happening. He's, I think, one of the few comedians that made his statement about it. Um, I don't know. You know, when we got Ben Shapiro, but of course we're getting that Shapiro. Oh, yeah. Let me find that one. Ben Shapiro.

I went on one American news network and I got to get the clip. Because the clip is great. Yeah. Because they lead into segment, because everybody's doing that thing and they're like, well, Netflix allows these horrible movies like QT's, but they seem to get upset. I'm like, oh man, you guys brought it up. So as I'm going through my time, I would expect from what American news. So as we're going through it, I go, listen, man, I was just there to support Dave. And also Netflix, I love Netflix.

They got QT's one of the greatest movies I've ever been to. And I wanted to show support to sport Dave and also Netflix. I love Netflix. They got cuties. One of the greatest news of the time. Beat off every day. I swatted the show support for Dave Chappelle in Netflix. This is Ben Shapiro's. That's a great little thumbnail. I know. Randy pointed out that you can see my face in this thumbnail. Vito. See how that works. Randy pointed out that I'm the devil on Shapelle's shoulder.

Well, maybe the angel. Yeah. Cause the other one, there's Dave Chappelle. It's for, and there's a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest. There's a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest

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a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a protest or a or a protest or a protest or protest or a protest or protest or a protest or protest or a protest or a They've had to have seen it. I hope Dave is seeing it. I hope Rogan's seen it. I hope you laughed at it. Yeah. I thought it was funny Because it was funny. I mean Dave's funny. We like jokes, right? We like Dave jokes are funny. It's funny. Dave's sculptures are not funny. No Anyway, I just wanted to say you know, thanks to everybody who sent me messages to support on like Twitter or whatever Yeah, one guy sent me a little signed copy of a thing Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks to everybody who's sending me messages to support on like Twitter or whatever. Yeah. One guy's sending me a little signed copy of a thing.

I'm like, hey, I really like your work. Can you sign with the thing and sign? I'm a copy of a thing. Yeah. What? He doesn't want me to, he's keeping all these projects very secret. I think any signed copies of anything? Well, if somebody comes to you, just send me a picture of their tits. Can you believe that? Well, you got to ask.

I can't ask though. Yeah, I guess that would come back. You're looking not too good. Dick, we've been really glad you came out to sport comedy. Well, I guess that would come back. We're looking not to get it. Tick, we've been really glad you came out to sport comedy. Well, if you really sport comedy, I would have a picture of your tits right now. That's how big of a comedian I am. I hit on everyone.

But people are afraid, man. People are really afraid to take a stand against any of this. Even some is stupid again. Jokes are funny. I'm trying to see if I got any more, I don't think so, any more stuff. I can't stand the, if you think this, then that means you are this. Yeah. Well, that's what I think to a lot of people not so. If you are defending any type of like a freedom of speech or expression, then you are a something

terrible. So Vito had a, he ranted right after that AP picture was taken, he ranted about how he's missing the hottest trans girl in the world. And I wish I had not stopped. He said he wished he could still suck her cock every night. He went on this time. It was like a pin drop. Like the pro just were like, wait, what? Yeah.

He's talking about it passionately. Like he misses sucking his trans girlfriend's cock. And they're like, uh, you just coming, he's talking about it passionately. Like he misses second he's trans girlfriends cock. And they're like, you just coming up with this on the spot? No, it's true. Well, it's true. But you did it a true. Well, yeah, because they're like,

you're a fucking transphobium like bro, I love trans people. I dated the hottest fucking trans chick in the world. And every day I regret that I am still not sucking on her beautiful kind. And they're like, she was, oh my God, dude. Yeah, they were uncomfortable. Yeah, they were uncomfortable. Am I finding out something about Vito?

No, I mean, maybe. I don't know. It's about it. For me, here and there. Yeah. I don't exclusively date trans women, but I've dated trans women. No, that's, I mean, that's unbelievable for your case. Yeah.

Dude, some trans-sister woman. I thought I was like, ah, because I was just gonna go like, that's unbelievable for your case. Yeah. Dude, some trans-six-er-er-er-er. I thought I was like, uh, because I was just gonna go like, oh my God, you're a psycho. Maybe we'll make that up on the spot. Oh, no, dude. I'm so glad that's true. Dude, I guarantee if I showed you pictures of this girl, you would not even be able to tell she's trans. Let me see.

I'll find the pictures. Yeah, I, okay. We've seen pictures on the show where you're like, wow, I can't show our picture on the show. It's crazy she can't stand. Of course not. All right, everybody, I think that's being the dictionary. Unbelievable. What a week.

What a week, Pate. What will we do next? Well, you're gonna slide into depilitating mental illness. No, no. And I'm gonna take over the show. So I'm gonna become the Maddox. I'm gonna be fast enough in a banana.

Yeah. Drooling all of my stuff. I'm so dick, I look at my show. Oh my gosh. I guess this video just called the Hi-Dick. How are you? I'm gonna be worse than Joe Rogan. No. That puts, I'm in such a fucking bad mood.

Yeah. Just focus on the positives, which is we have a loving, comedy community which supports us. I got to go on the shoe. Not until Julie's kind of cool. Not until those people lose something. Yeah. No, I'm not. It's not funny.

Don't worry about the losing. This has got to be stopped from happening. You cannot have. No, I know. You can't have companies that are that is that lobby the US government letting this have embracing wholesale political movements and then allowing violence to happen at the movement. They're liable to have that.

You can't not have that. No, no. The NFL can't, it's fine to put Colin Kaepernick and ads, whatever, but they can't then say, hey, we're having a big, at the next Raiders game, we're having a huge BLM anti-cop protest so show up and then put two Mexicans in ill-fitting suits out there to say, well, yeah, I bet. Go for it. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not allowed. That's not fucking allowed in this country. It's not, it's got to stop.

It's got to stop. It's got to be stopped. It's at this time. You either stop or you will be stopped. This shit, you will, you need to be stopped. Yeah. This is fucking bullshit. Yep. It is total fucking bullshit. Yep Any last words veto my sign cost about 1299 and I expect to be reimbursed by the trans community That is all I'd like a free month of Netflix I'd like a free to ask like one free month of Netflix Make up for my son. Okay. This song is from Kendall and hide Feel free to play it. It's an instrumental as a royalty-free

Boom track something. I hope your head's okay. It's called we like jokes. We like jokes by Kendall and I'd Patreon.com slash the dick show see next Tuesday My name's Vito, professional idiot. Everyone's mad at Shepel for some shitty said-by universe, ask who will stand up for stand-up. I got off my ass and put my choppy hand up. Called up my go-host, you like arts and craft sticks? Let's make some signs and then go get our ass kicked. In the name of comedy, if life and jokes is wrong, then we don't want to be right time to fight for democracy.

Woke a crack at dawn like 11 a.m. picked up dick made our signs let the party begin. Hello Netflix we're here and we really like Dave. Fucking not be trans phones. What a small face. Our signs were too weak mine was snapped by some tall man bought the skinny sticks to accommodate dick small hands now the stupid asshole screams I'm gonna hit it! hoping that the cops will send my fat ass to heaven

not cool dude in fact I made use to find out your name and report you to YouTube YouTube is a total lie it's information now I'm happy to I've thought them lying new stations screaming from hand at ease and pushing on gaze all I did was show up and say, I love Dave!

Using free speech, we have something to say. Our slogan is simple, we'll shout it all day. Jokes are funny, they make Netflix money, because we like jokes. We like jokes. Dave is funny, he has lots of money, because we like Dave. We like Dave. Do you think I'm a transphob? I'm an ally. Half day. What? You don't believe me here?

Just look at all this anime. Brighton is my hero and I find the handsome Alex Jones. Yeah, I like him. I like jokes. Joe's strutting my stuff. See, I dressed to the right. Got this fat dick here. Yeah, he's right by my side.

Guys, I really don't care if you're black or your white. Please just give back my poster board to 99. Now, I'm starting to believe in these stats, okay? I'm referring to the high-transmurder race as in a perpetrator. Shuff my co-host to the concrete, say, and I was armed, wantin' cops to come and SWAT me, kind of fucked up shit to do over just a sign, takin' that their cause makes this violence justified. Go ahead, let's do that.

I can run Netflix, what? I can't die, their ends justify it. Straight white men'm not sure, I'm tired they're in just a fight straight white men, straight white men I'm assuming cancel that fire him, bully her help this that's right that's these sexes

kill the turf cast the verse keep canceling subscriptions like what the hell do cares, they're all a bunch of Nazis just as well guys gal sees him, she's hers these hims, she sells see shells, please people

chill out jokes are not violence you should just be trying this, live and that live, or we're all doomed to silence. Why do you take it, Grace? Why the hell are you trying? Why do you take it, Grace? Why do you take it, Grace?

Love the dramatic voice. Yeah. God damn. Oh, okay. I just looked up the girl that I thought it was that came shouting at me. That's her, right? Let me see.

Here, look at it. What's your hair? It's the hair in the eyes. She's definitely the right size. Because the right size. She worked the desk. That's the one who's also still friends with the Plotty Studio that I went to.

She was psycho about the rapeist when it first came out. She's just had a mask on and now she's got a dog in front of her face. Why does anybody think I'm a rapist? It wouldn't even be funny. What the fuck? Yeah, what is a rapist? What is a rapist? What is a sample?

Well, I like that you know. To the crowd, like they would know what it is too. This guy had a rapist. Oh, what? What is that? Yeah. It's the hair. That's what I wanted to see? Yeah. It's the hair.

That's what I wanted to see, because she had a short hair in the video now that I don't remember. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, she identified herself as being like, we did the same Pilates, like, yeah. Yeah. She made sure to incriminate herself as much as possible.

Let me think about it. I gotta think about everything twice now, because of my brain, but. Jesus. Well, you're going to the cops too, bitch. I don't know what I'm gonna say. I don't know what I'm gonna say. Everybody's getting reported.

If you know your fucking name and you're involved in that, you're involved in coperops, you're involved in swapping clothes with somebody, you're fucking physically assaulting me, trying to grab my shit. You all gotta go down. You're all going for it. Are you going for it? Yeah.

No, you're all going down. And I'm not stopping. Yeah. I'm not letting this fucking happen. No, fuck that. No, fuck it. Should I go down there with you as a witness? Come on down. Come on down. I'm not letting this fucking happen. No, fuck that. No, fuck it. Should I go down there with you as a witness? Come on down.

Come on down. I don't report that yellow guy too. And so I've never reported anybody with a cop. So I don't know like, don't worry, I got you. I mean, I've done it. All right. I've done it a couple times. Well, I would be good to have a buddy.

I just don't want to hang on the police station for, do they make you sit there for like three hours before you actually get to report it. Sometimes enjoy your lives changing forever, motherfuckers. Yeah, for good or for bad. No, no, no, not you guys for them. Oh, yeah, for the worst. I'm getting more pissed. All right. Bye, everybody. Thanks for watching. You can't try not to apologize to Dick so by YouTube.com slash Vito. Oh, God, and biggest problem. Yeah, biggest problem. We're weekly show now. Biggest problem. You gotta come on.

Okay. Everybody wants you to come on. All come on. Okay. Bye. Peace.