The Dick Show - Episode 282 - Dick on the Rooftop Koreans

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

I play 52 Pickup, a Rooftop Korean comes into the studio and identifies my attacker, a furry ruins a pizza and makes us throw up, performative cynicism, and a woman tries to fill up the air in her car tires; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Oh my God. This is the oldest I've ever been doing this show. The oldest. Yeah. Well, I don't feel good. Well, this actually, this is the oldest you've ever been. Yes. Yes.

You too. It's my unbirthday. I mean that literally. Yeah. Right. The birthday which is. And figuratively. And figuratively.

I mean that in a non literal sense. Got it. Even though that is impossible. The birthday wishes, the corporate birthday wishes are really getting out of control. Oh, emails and stuff. Yeah, you know what the worst part about them is they hit that's not even the worst part. Hey, do you want to know? You think that's bad? Right.

They come in at exactly midnight. That's the worst part. So you know, no human cares to send right at the automated responses. Like, you're not personally wishing me a happy birthday, you motherfucker. That's the worst part of it. It's freeloader, freeloading birthday well wishes. That's my problem. Oh, okay.

If you're not putting up, if you're not putting some money behind it, then it's not a happy birthday. And that goes for any age. Fair enough, all right? If there's not a present attached to it now, where's my grandma email sending me five bucks? Exactly. That's fine.

You're allowed to do that. But if you're gonna hit me up, Eric Wong text me, hey, Facebook said it's your birthday, so happy birthday. I'm like, wait a minute. Let me make that as impersonal as possible. The computer told you to do this. Right. Don't do shit. Don't do, fuck, don't advertise for Facebook on my text. You know that I actually remember. Yeah. Later in the day, I was not prompted by any type of artificial intelligence. Yeah. You didn't have to do an ad. Now Facebook in the metaverse told me,

it was you were like, why did you have to put the ad in front of it? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, just tell it. So I just, you know, just caching my beds in case it's not your birthday. I don't want to seem stupid. Right.

You know. You're fucking computers wrong. Yeah. Just so you're aware. Yeah. The Facebook is at fault if this isn't true, but if it is true, I would like some credit. That's right. Thank you, Eric. That just a way that says is you don't say Facebook says just say happy birthday because in case you put a false birthday on Facebook, which I have done, which a lot of people have done, yeah.

I did that every day. For a New Year's day, I put that as my birthday one year. And I have stuff they did it every single day. And people would come in every day, going, oh, happy birthday. And my whole timeline was like months of happy birthday. Did anybody write in like this fucker is one guy said, I feel like it was just

your birthday a month ago when he did it actually yesterday. Yeah, he had said happy birthday a month ago. Yeah. Am I wrong? Oh, he's an asshole. Okay. I get it. Don't tell me it's the Facebook that did it. Say happy. I don't need. Oh, happy birthday brought to you by Facebook. Brought to you by Nike. Right, fuck you, I'm eating. Right, you're right, happy birthday, brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck you, I'm eating. That's a much better slogan.

That was the idiocracy slogan. Oh, was it? Yeah, fuck you, I'm eating. Oh, cause it was, don't bother me, I'm eating. Was at that time, right? Yeah, was, that was Carl's, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't bother me, I'm eating.

Fuck you, I'm eating. Fuck you, I? Oh, yeah. That was, that was Carl's, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't bother me. Fuck you, I'm eating. Fuck you, I'm eating can, Fud Rutgers becomes butt fuckers. I still laugh at that. So great. It's so true. Like, yeah, yeah, why not? Just call it butt fuckers.

And then that's what we're all thinking. Butt fuckers. I mean, you see Fud Rutgers, you're like, you're thinking fuck in some way, somehow. What if those are still out involved? They gotta be are still around. I think COVID wiped, if anything got wiped out by COVID,

I presume it would be but fuckers, the risk. Yeah, right. I think it has to be just hanging in there, right? Well, I mean, I don't think that was many locations as they did. Yeah, I mean, I haven't heard of one in a while, but they've all been turned into Olive Garden or Apple Bees or something like that.

There used to be one near islands in downtown Burbank. You know, I say that, God, I love islands. How come every restaurant doesn't freeze their glasses like islands does? Super, super cold beer. Oh, God. I mean, there are burgers,

there's supposed to be that, burgers are good. Yeah, they are. Yeah. I know, underrated people won't think of it much. Was I gonna say? I don't know. I can't help you there.

Egg slut. Did you know that's a restaurant? I, yes, I have actually, I think that's shocking. How come I think I, no, I haven't been to that. I haven't, you're aware of it. I am aware of it, yeah. How is it possible that I can't walk around wearing no pants and you can put egg slut on the side of a building and walking around with a shirt that says egg slut?

Hey, honey, let's take the kids to egg slut. I don't know. But no, weeners, total weener band, it's weird. Nothing. It's kind of just kind of a lot. It's like it's directly sexual. It's weeners. No, it's not. I can't. It's a wiener and not.

Yeah, I can't walk around with my wiener out. And they're trying to change the popular usage, like, oh, I'm a, like there's a, there's a, absolutely, well, there's an absolutely like retarded like equipment board where it's like the, somebody put it perfectly, it's the blind leading the deaf called gear sluts. Okay, so it's like you talk about all this on the internet. Yeah, it's on the internet, but it's like somebody put it perfectly, it's the blind leading the deaf called gear sluts. Okay, so it's like you talk about all this

on the internet. Yeah, it's on the internet, but it's like you're like a slut for gear, right? And it's like, oh yeah. If I buy this, this, and this, and this, well, my record sound like such and such, it's like, no, because you're a fucking idiot. A fucking idiot.

Yeah, hence your use of the words, I can't put you in number two Abbey Road with all the fucking equipment used to make a Beatles record and you would never get it to sound like dog shit. Yeah, you're just you know your fucking doing. Yeah. Why? Come on. Why does everything have to be so cringed? That's what I want to know. Why? Yeah. Everything. You can't just be a hobbyist. Yeah. You have to be a slut about it. Well, that's how I'm a recording slut. That's how fervent you are about the activity, I think. It's partly sexual. That's how deep your gratification is at gear. Right. You're a slut. Yeah. Right. I just can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop

it. I can't stop it. It's so bad. Yeah. It's the age of cringy. And it's going to get worse. And more cringy, more cringeworthy, because people just don't use the words. Well, too much try hard. You're gonna fucking have. It's very try hard. Yeah. So sick of it. So sick of having to tolerate these people and their ideas. Welcome to middle age. Okay, let's start. That's the longest cold open in history. Truthful, we've both been like that all the time. Forever. Oh God. God, these fucking people. Every time I would hear slang, is it kid,

I'm like, oh God, can you just say the regular word? We almost have to make it for them. Or they make the, I'm guilty of this too, but you make like the easiest joke possible. But it's like something that you've actually heard other people make that same easy easy low-hanging fruit joke They're like, oh don't do it. Do don't do the assume thing Yeah

Don't say mix an ass out of you and me. Don't do my god. He fucking did it. You know what they say Didn't you see the bad news bears? The spear is working. Okay, let? Ah! Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Ready? Yeah! How long have I been doing? You want to do it? You want to do it?

You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? You want to do it? Let me give you guys a show where it's a contest for me and Levin Mountain Bucking Deep in the Heart of Zooty Failure. I mean, how's take message in the AKA the $20 million man?

I'm not doing the Mexican thing anymore after the Dave Chappelle protest. That's it. Really? I got rid of that title, yes. America's favorite unidentified man, quote. Okay. Unidentified man with a sign was attacked.

That's how they got me an AP Vito. They got his whole name and everything up there. Local comedian Vito Giswoldi. Right. And then I'm unidentified man. Look at this. Yeah, but you're identified in Sweden and Taiwan. That's better.

Yeah, that's international. That's world famous. Vito gets full name and photo credit, but Dick is unidentified. There I am is unidentified. File footage, local man holds sign in front of the demonstration and joining me is always his world touring LA based comedian Shawnee audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy? Thank you for not killing yourself. Hello, hello. Come on in. Have a seat. Have a seat. I'm going to bring you on in about a half hour if that's okay, but have a seat. Yeah, that's good. Okay, cool. Oh, God.

I forgot what I always, you're never going to believe what you say. Somehow your moment of fame was stamped down by Vito. Yeah, Vito. I guess. Fuck me over once again. Yeah, but the guy who's fucking everyone over. We got a new episode of Biggest Problem again. Yeah, but the guy who's fucking everyone over, we got a new episode of biggest problem up. Oh, yeah, you guys did it for the, yeah, yeah. A nuclear engineer, nuclear, really? Is it in this one? Uh-huh.

Talking about nuclear power. Uh-huh. Something you might be interested in, Sean. I love it. And Vito is talking about it. I mean, I love learning about it. You love learning about it? Yeah, I think it's fascinating.

Yeah, and then Vito is talking about that peeing and public laws are too strict. Well, he beat me because you can be like tried as like for sexual, no, he thinks that you should just be able to pee wherever you want. It was his take on it. I'm okay with that. You're okay with that. Not really. The world reeking of piss. I mean, with the whole world smelling like the Dodgers restroom, you know, I'm okay with that. That's what it is. Yeah, well, you're in, you ever walk under a bridge or, I mean, you're in, like, try not to. I know. It's not safe anymore in LA to walk under the bridges.

Well, there's, yeah, you're walking through cities, basically, if you're walking under bridges in LA. Yeah. Um, okay. What do I got here? Uh, we're going to talk about, there's some developments in the assault case. I'm all ears. We'll talk about those.

I'm all ears and probably half opinions. We got a new bonus episode too, a Patreon.com slash the Dix show where I talk about the arrest thing. The $8 hospital parking is still. That still gets, that's the one that gets. It's still bothering me. Okay. The $400 X-ray that never shows anything, which is always disappointing.

I'm sure you get back. I can't. Yeah, CT scan. I know. I know. I know. That's it. That you're using old terminology. I know.

It's a CT scan. There's no A in it, right? I mean, I don't even know. It just, it's just, they don't want to say a scan. Yeah. I don't know why they say CT then. Like, what was it? Too cool. Cat scan was on TV too then. Like, what was it? Too cool.

Cat scan was on TV too much. We had to change it up. Yeah. They added a syllable. It's inefficient. Yeah. Um, the eight dollar parking is still annoying me about that. That's truly like a biggest problem, uh, problem. Well, the $400 for the bill or the 12 grand or whatever it is before they whittle it down to your gigantic payment is one thing. One thing.

One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing.

One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. One thing. lucky that you have this great insurance because they're paying $20,000 for this 10 second test

of a machine that we have that could run all day. Yeah, of course. Thanks a lot. You should be thrilled about it. This happened to me this week. I was up with the kids. Do you hear that? I do.

Is that my last year? Is that a phone thing? I don't think so. My phone out of the way. I was up with my nephews. Yeah. You know how often that I get screwed over by my girlfriend, right? Of sure.

Almost constantly, as we all do. I was up with her at my sister's house with her kids. And I asked they were doing card tricks and stuff playing card games. And I asked, they were doing card tricks and stuff playing card games. And I said, they're learning card tricks or they're like card magic tricks. Yeah, sure. Pick a card and then they fuck it up several times.

Right, they go through, right, 52 cards until they get to yours. Yeah, you sure you don't pick the six of them? Sure, buddy. Pretty sure. Harry, then the crying starts. So I said, if you guys ever played, you got like card games, you wanna play 52 pick stories. So I said, if you guys ever played, you got card games,

you wanna play 52 pick up? And they said, what's that? I said, oh, you haven't, you haven't, I've played 52 card pickup. So I have a passage. Yeah, I mean, this is a little less of an idiot now. I remember my first time and only time playing 52 pickup and it didn't pick them up. No, playing 52 pickup and then pick them up.

No, I, you have to pick them up. I just walk away. That makes it for you. I remember my older cousin doing it to me when I was a kid and I remember seething with anger and hatred and embarrassment afterwards. Well, I picked up the cards that I got, got right. So this is finally my turn to do it to somebody else. Yes.

So I'm really saved right of passage. Yeah. Oh, man, you guys haven't played a 52 pick up. So you get to do it to both of them at the same time. Yes. Yes. But they get out of doubling my pleasure, but they get out of half the work. That's true.

Um, I see you guys haven't played 52 pick up. Oh, you're going to love it. You know how many cards are in a deck, right? Yeah. And they said 52. Oh, yeah, very good. All right, let's get your cards. Take the chokers out, because then it's 52, right?

I'm really trying to walk them through it slowly so they get how badly they were tricked. Right. The thing invested time into this. Yeah, I think they're gonna learn something. And I'm going walking and throwing, I'm like, all right, let me see the deck. Shuffle the cards and shuffle the cards. Oh, you're really going.

Yeah. Like, okay. You guys, you sure you want to play 52 pick up, right? Yeah. Like, yeah. Is it okay? So I threw the cards up in the air as you do, right? And here's my big, my big moment that I've been savoring like the first bite of a delicious

steak. My fucking girlfriend jumps in two seconds before I was about to say it. And she goes, go pick them up. Like, oh, no. What the fuck was that? Yeah, just holler out the punchline. Huller out the punchline. Are you kidding me?

Do you know what you just robbed from me? I'm never gonna get to do that again. I only have these two nephews. Now it's shot. You just warned them. It's like, you premoncticed my golden moment. Did you? What these kids, did you throw it anyway?

Or had already thrown it. So, so then there everyone's laughing and they're screaming and laughing and like, I got, got again. Yeah, they're supposed to be upset about it. Yeah, they were kind of upset, but more importantly, I got, got once again, my own game. I said, what the hell is wrong with you?

That's your goes, I know, I just got so excited because the first time it happened to me it was so traumatic. I said, I know. That's what I was doing. And you know that. You know goddamn well, I'm trying to scar these kids. Yes. I don't need help.

Yeah. Go do this with don't need help. Yeah. Go do this with your own nephews. Right, you just ruined mine. Well, I'm sorry that happened to you. Yeah, right? Like enough bad things that didn't happen to me this week. I got to deal with joke, the, thevery now. Yeah.

It's like horse thevery. Getting that up for me. It's a worse thing. Stabbed in the back. Stabbed in the back. Yeah. By my own. Stabbed in the back. Stabbed in the back. Yep. By my own. By your underboss.

Yeah. Once again, screwing me over. Right. Ah. All right. Your podcast, Alano, and she's John Gotti, and Sammy the Bull. Frado.

Yeah. See what you fucking did to me? Frado, you stole my joke right in front of it, the whole family. Yeah. And I was really gonna twist it in, you know. So there were witnesses. There were witnesses to my humiliation.

Well. Like I had forgotten the punchline, right? Professional comedian. Yeah. I mean, you know. So I said, you know it's a secret to comedy, right? You have had your head be shit. Location. Secret to comedy, location. Yeah, you ever heard that? Yeah, what's a secret to comedy, right? You have had your head. Location. Noct.

Secret to comedy, location. Yeah, you ever heard that? Yeah, what's a secret? Timing. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. I was in shock. My disappoint was a measurable.

For the rest of the evening was totally destroyed. I eat my dad's birthday cake, tasted like bile and jealousy. And then they're trying to get each other to play 52 pick up. I'm a fulfilled dreams. This is very exciting to me. Yeah, I know you guys play each other. You can't tickle yourself. Right. It's not how you play the game.

Right. Uh. So I don't know what the, I don't know what the moral of that story is. You know what else I'll tell you? To your nephews. Don't, yeah, don't bring your girlfriend anywhere. Okay, that too. Here's what else makes me a rage.

The performative cynicism. I don't know if I probably engage in this too. So I said I reported the assaultor, the blue guy. Yeah. We found out who he was. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. Once I'll talk about it in a little bit. Yeah. We found out who he was. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. Once you'll talk about it in a little bit.

Yeah. So I went to... Sure, it couldn't have been that hard. I mean, with that many people. I mean, honestly, for me, it was like, find a guy with a receiving hairline. Oh, no, I know. I have no fucking idea where to... Like, that's what I get a lot of help from the internet.

Yes, thank God. Yeah, no, exactly. That's what's so amazing about it. It was really amazing. People sending in videos, it's like each video that's sent in, it's just more and more horrifying. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people were sending in,

people that they thought was him. And I said last week, like I'm not gonna say, like go on a guessing game with people. No, you gotta be sure. You gotta be sure. And everyone of them, I'm like, yeah, maybe that's him. I don't know. Then the someone sent in a video that is, I'll play it in a bit, but to me it's unmistakably

him. Well, undeniably. So the guy, the guy who shoved me against a rock, the guy who says on video that he shoved my head against a rock. Right. And then want to hide. And then the other guy helped him switch the other one and masks or oh was that a what no but he's trans woman I had no idea. Oh you well really it's been fun show's been fun. I'll see you all later I gotta go be canceled now. I told the cops that like I'm like two guys and a trans woman and he goes, oh, so three guys and I said, well, officer,

I can't say, I can't put that in writing. What's his, what's his name in batch number? Yeah. So these three guys attacked you. I'm like, I just thought it was some dude with a camera. I didn't see anything. I just heard the voice. It just sounded like two guys talking to me.

You're making it worse. I know. The explanation is making it worse. I know. The explanation is making it worse. Fine. I don't know what to tell you. So I went to the police station and pulled their, twisted their arm and it's taking down the bare minimum of the assault specifics.

Right. Which is a full day for them. Yeah. I hope it's a full day. So they're not outbusting any drug users or cellaries. Well, I mean, to do the bare minimum is like, woo, gotta pull some overtime, Sarge. You want me to type on my keyboard?

Yeah, buddy, I mean, is that what were you gonna be writing cookbook recipes? What else were you doing right here? There's nobody else here, because of COVID, because of COVID, there's nobody at the doctors now. Doctors' office is totally empty. Really? Yeah, that's good.

Hey, yeah, isn't it great? No. COVID stopped all illnesses. That's good. Yeah, please stay as you can see. Yeah. Like I said on the bonus episode, there are max occupancy is a half now,

so you can stick your head in and shout at them and they tell you to go on the website. So I made them take the report. Oh, fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say again. Well, you're talking about how to identify him. Oh yeah. Really quick, many, many animal corner. Go ahead.

The way they, people who study great white sharks and their migration and stuff, how do you tell if you're seeing the same shark over and over again, especially if it hasn't been tagged, plus the tags fall off? Well, their dorsal fins are like thumbprints or fingerprints. Yeah, they all have very unique notches. They all have tiny little imperfections in their dorsal fins. Sometimes they have unique identifying marks on their body, right? Yeah, I love this song. Yeah. It's so much. But the dorsal fins. Yeah, so you can see you That's so much. But the doers all been. Yeah, so you can see, you can match those up.

And really, it's unmistakable because no two are alike. So it's like, if you take that guy, get his Facebook picture or something, scale it. I mean, you're gonna match the hairline, like, percuss the hairline, such a dead giveaway. Yeah, so, no, I mean, it's comparing his laugh to, like he's laughing in an interview. People nervously chuckle, they have the same

like ticketing nervous chuckle. Like everybody, because his force, like everybody does it differently. I think it's a dead giveaway. Anyway, I go to LAPD, I report the guy, I give him a thumb drive, like I'm fucking Aaron Brockovich. Here's all the information you need. And the guy says, well, I mean, I guess we could take

a dumb drive. All right, but just take it, throw in the fucking trash. Just take it. You know, you know why I'm here? Can you, can you at least pretend? I've assembled a lot of evidence. I made your job so much easier. This is a slam dunk for you.

Yeah. Don't you want that? So I come home and post it online to get attention, right? And there's one of the most honest things I've ever said on this show, right? Well, why post anything on Twitter? And I get 50 replies from people going, oh, that's going straight in the garbage.

Mm-hmm. Oh, so they can do nothing about it. I love how they, like, nobody actually really knows. Yeah. But it's just the complete, let me try to find her. Synthesis, it's the cynicism. I'm like, I know that you guys care. I know that you want somebody to get busted.

I know that you want this person busted. Everybody on all, well, I'm not gonna say everybody on all sides. Certainly our side doesn't want any kind of thuggery or violent. Our side of people who are sick of this shit, right? Not right or left, but. Yes, yes, yes. Because we're just tired of this shit. Well, I think that the silent majority is about to speak.

It seems like it's sort of happening. Yeah. Because like you said last week, and it's totally true, the fringe lunatics in any group do nothing but, you know, hurt the cause or position of that group. And so it's like the first thing you should do is distance yourself from them. Yes. And I think they just genuinely don't like it. Okay, here it is. 76 comments now. Nothing's going to happen. Yeah, we'll get right on it muffled laughter, coming from the other room. This is me saying, these are fans. These are people who like me. Right? I just reported this is all tell, oh, so nothing can happen. So they do nothing.

And I know they care, but this is the way they mask their impending disappointment, I guess. It's gotta stop. That's not a way to go through. Performative cynicism is not a way to go through life. I gotta stop doing it. Yeah, it's easy to do. It is so easy to do. It is so easy to do. It's so too much sarcasm.

There's that picture. Okay, here's another great thing I found. Somebody pointed it out. So this was me getting shoved into a rock on the New York Times. Mm-hmm. All right. Look at that. Look at the impending.

Damn. There's the impending head. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right for it. Now Sean, I would like to invite you to look at this on the left, which I didn't see before. Somebody pointed it out online. I'm trying to line it up so people watching the stream can see it. On the left, you have, there's Joe Kristalli again, the guy who started everything.

Yeah, that's, he absolutely incited. Yeah, without him, you know, if nothing would have happened. He just, he, right. The writer for, exactly. Frazier, the Frazier reboot or whatever. And to me, he's the most dangerous one. Yes.

And sorry, not to, There's no one still employed. Not to, he can't be for long. It's gonna get, it's, no, what he did was, he felt like he had some divine ordinance to that superseded the law. The law, the law, the basic first amendment, right? You can't come over and physically

accost somebody or their property. Yeah. That absolutely started that. And you know, it was also really disturbing was when I went back and mixed the show. Yeah. Um, when he took veto sign and broke it, leaving him with a jagged piece of wood. Yeah. And then, like you said, there was no realization.

It was just like he'd done it 100. He's got a weapon. Here's what's even worse. Fucking bugs me too. All of a sudden you hear three or four other people. He's got a weapon. He's got a weapon. He's got a weapon.

Dude, that's like, that's like mafia shit. It's like, okay. When I bring those two in, if I rub my chin, you two come out of the hallway and start blasting. Like that's, how is that? How is that? How is that not a fucking sign? Like all of a sudden, you two come out of the hallway and start blasting. Like that's how is that? He's got a weapon. How is that not a fucking sign? Like all of a sudden you've got fucking Antifa, whoever the fucking thuggery is around

there. Who are you used to this stuff? It's always a couple of people who show up. That's, I mean, it was like it was like it rolled off his tongue like it's got a weapon. Like what was that? As I noticed that too. Right. It was really like that like that football player in the N word at a Kenny Chesney concert like that came

out real smooth smooth like he said it a hundred times yes. So this is what we didn't pick up on before. Here's Joe Kristalli. I recognize it because of this shirt and the little noodly arms. Yeah, because he right he tried to, he got in between you. Yeah. And here is his wife, who identified, his wife was posting on Instagram, like we're so glad to be standing up for you. Look at the look on her face. She's like, what the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck is wrong with you? That's exactly the look on her face. Joe, what the fuck are you doing? Joe, you just, I, we just talked about, you just smashed that other guy's sign, was that not enough for you? Now you're starting shit with this guy who looks about three times your fucking size, starting violence at this shit.

Well, what is wrong with, look at her face. She knows it's illegal. I mean, she knows that's a good job for that. I mean, let's start there. That's what, no, you're right. That is a fun look. Look at the mistakeable look at the mistakeable of pissed. Like what did like what did we wrong with you? Yeah. Who am I married to? Why did we come here if you're going to behave like this? No, because he has the moral

mandate and somebody said then he doesn't even question whether he's allowed to do this or whether it's justified. It's like, nope, it's morally justified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to love the law. What do they used to teach you? What do they used to teach you in school? The basic construct of society is laid out under our laws and constitution.

It's that my rights are limited by your rights. Yeah. They teach you that anymore. I always remember that though. It's like, I can't infringe upon your rights. That's where the law takes over to stop me. Yeah. I just, I love this look.

Yeah. What the fuck are you doing with the hand? What are you doing? What are you doing? Like pleading. You got lucky with video. What are you doing with my fucking family? You got lucky nothing happened with the other guy.

And you didn't. You just set back. You personally ruined the momentum of this whole thing. You got lucky nothing happened with the other guy and you didn't you just set back you personally Yeah, ruin the momentum of this whole thing you made everybody here look like violent lunatics because you're the normal one here Yeah, you're the employed one. Yeah, you're the one that actually works at Netflix Joe. Yeah, you idiot No matter what he does what You know causes he fights for what else he does in his personal life like what he does, what causes he fights for, what else he does in his personal life, like what he did there is who he is.

Yeah. He's a piece of shit. That guy's a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. Because only a piece of shit would feel that they can do that. They're absolutely. Everybody's shit and smash shit.

Like what do you, this is like a child. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. Then I found do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. Then I found out somebody put up a little website about him. And they said, I don't know if this is true, but they said he's got kids, three daughters,

and a boy, and the five year old boy, and that they call the boy trans. Even worse. Oh, I don't mean what about the trans, I just mean, bad timing. Bad timing. Even worse that he's got kids, which is shown on her face. Exactly. Exactly. We have a fucking family. We have great job. What are you doing? What are you fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you? That's, but it makes sense why someone would be so radically,

have this kind of divine mandate that they feel like it could go around smashing. So he's just fucking doing it for his trans kid, right? I guess. Fucking all high, he's pulling a patriot with Mel Gibson. I guess. Fighting for his children out there, right? That's it, you can't, that he can just love that face. He can't get away with that.

Oh, so much pain. It's beautiful. Yeah. No, I mean, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he knows. What else was that? Yeah, he has to know. He fucked up. I mean, I'll get back to, I forget what else is I was talking about this week. Well, the, the performative cynicism, the performative cynicism, stop. Don't, don't take your, don't take your, don't take your disillusionment out on me, guys. I'm just saying, I reported this to the police. Please, please hold your applause in a form of telling me what a waste of time it was. I got it. I don't think it's a waste of time. I don't think it's a waste of time either. I just can't handle dozens of people.

Oh, nothing's gonna, oh, so they can laugh at you. All right, fellas. Let's pump the brakes a little bit on this. Yeah, the thing that's tough is that was a pattern that he engaged in that day. Nothing happened to Vito and I think, for him to get in trouble because of what he did to Vito would be like a Netflix thing or something like

what you're acting like an asshole, not like a law thing because I think you would have to prove like damages directly resulting from what he, now if somebody had come up and punched Vito because they heard he's got a weapon that he just made him by breaking his sign and leaving him holding a stick. Yeah.

You know, um, okay. I have a thing still in plain disgusting to me. It's very, it was very upsetting to people. You got a lot of messages and should be. We went on the Legion of Skanks. You know that podcast? Uh, no. I mean, from you, we went on it.

Vito and I, and they were saying, they were echoing a sentiment that I've heard a lot of people going like, oh, why didn't you just, how could you not hit them back? Well, like, man, well, that's, it's wild how many people seem to feel that way. Yeah, because it's a flash of anger that like you've got to get right on top of to control or like you do end up doing that. And then it's the same thing

that got these guys in trouble. Yeah, then you lose to. And you lose to. You break your hand. I don't know. I've had maybe I've had too many breaks to want violence so bad. Yeah. Just don't really tie it into anything.'s see I've got pinky here. I guess I can talk about that later. Would you like to come on? Do you want to be on video? Okay, come on over Okay, Tony the roof Korean welcome to the show and you can put headphones on if you ignore the construction equipment in front of you Yeah, right and you and the beers. That's pretty cool.

You can pull that mic over to you a little bit. Oh yeah. It's like a Rubik's cube. I don't know why they made him that way. There you go. That's great. It's great. Make sure you're on.

Yeah, the camera is working. Okay. How would you describe yourself? I'm horrible at introducing people. Regular Joe up until November of last year. Yeah. And then just took on, I guess, a handle and now persona. I had a private life for a long time. And now I guess I'm out there publicly.

What happened in November? The election. The election? Yeah. I'm a math guy. I know how to read numbers. So I thought the election was stolen, it was off. Oh yeah.

Yeah, the numbers are really off. What numbers specifically, this is a different topic, but what numbers? Just the amount of voters that were registered, the amount that voted, and all the videos that were coming out regarding like pizza boxes on windows, briefcases coming out of the table. I mean, just some crazy, it's like one of the crazy selections

I think this country's ever seen. Yeah, especially when we can record everything. And it's just like a black box, right? Or black pizzaed out windows. And that's when you got into act political activism and act in the next. And then I started a Twitter account and then I just started tweeting my opinions

and then I went to DC in January. And then I started tweeting about the lockdowns because all the, you know, I'm a product of the small businesses. Yeah. Because my dad had a store. So I started tweeting about the lockdowns and how a lot of businesses were closing up and they weren't going to return. And it really affected the economy. And just went to different areas like Hollywood, Santa Monica, you Monica, Long Beach Pine Street, just started posting videos about stuff like that. And then I guess I got traction. And then I was in Burbank to help a restaurant

called Tenorn Flats. Oh, I heard about this. It's on the Magnolia. Yeah, it's a small chain. It's like a really whole in the wall place. It's one in Hollywood. Yeah, so is there. And then they were

beautifully defying the mandate to have no more dining. Yeah. So they opened their outdoor patio and I made a video about that, which got picked up by Newsmax and then they basically started posting that. And I forget how they got screwed over. Tinnhorg, wasn't the owner of somebody? It was a family thing.

As a family. Yeah, the mom owned the property and, you property and the dad was out of the country. It was like clean cutting street. There was no way even to win, you needed everybody on the same page, which the family wasn't. So unfortunately, that didn't go the way we planned. Were you one of the actual rooftop Koreans? Yes, I was there in 92. Really?

92, that was all that? I was watching it on TV. Oh yeah. I probably saw you. I know I saw somebody on the roof of a... Because we all look alike. No, it's just from a helicopter. You're saying what?

Korean people look alike even from a helicopter. I couldn't even identify the... I just was like, oh, there's somebody on the store and they say this is like maybe a Korean owned business or heavily populated Korean area. I like your flag, by the way. You like that flag? What he gave it to me at a show.

Long time ago. I really wish I would ironed it before putting it up. So you were actually on the roof? No, I was, and that was actually younger. I was 19. So I was one of the guys on the offensive team. So we were in our car, we're cruising, driving, looking for guys. Looking for guys that are looting.

Looting for guys are shooting at us. These are a lot of the Hispanic gangs that are shooting at us. Oh, Hispanic gangs in the area. Yeah, it wasn't the looting. Looters were just coming in and taking stuff. So I want to say, saw people on the roof, they backed off, but then you had a lot of Hispanic gangs in that area who basically decided to take potshots at us. Why?

I think because there was just a period of lawlessness. You can get away with stuff, right? So why not shoot some people? Why not just shoot some people and drive by? And it's a 90s. So drive buys were pretty prevalent. You know, a weekend there was a drive buy somewhere, so it was just one of those things. What was the lead up to the rooftop?

To the running care. But do you remember like your families, what was your involvement? Well, I didn't have any skin in the rooftop. But do you remember like your families, what was your involvement? Well, I didn't have any skin in the game, neither did my family. I went because my friend, his older brother owned a stereo shop over on Hoover and Washington, which is kind of the southeast part of Koreatown.

And I know exactly where that is. And then he was a stereo shop and back in the day, you remember Pint My Ride, you know, you bring your car and they just put all kinds of stereo stuff in it. So he had one, he co-owned one of those stores. And his little brother, which is my friend, called me and says, yeah, are you watching what's happening on TV? And I said, yeah, okay, well, I'm gonna pick you up in the morning.

So, okay, let's roll. So I was 19 at that time. I had my shotgun, which I bought when I was 18 with my first check. So we rolled out, he had his brother. It was 9 millimeter and we went through different areas just You know talking to some of the older guys these the guys around the roof were our uncles fathers older brothers York, was your father uncle on the roof? My dad actually went to another group So it's not like now where we're all connected through social media. Yeah. Back then it was basically the Korean radio station that put out a call for everyone

to kind of come out and help. No, the radio station, the actual FM radio station. Well, it was the Korean, I think it's KBS Korean broadcasting station. They put out a call for everyone that can help to come and join and be a militia. Yeah. But yeah, what the news doesn't talk about is that a lot of the Hispanic and black employees that worked at these Korean places stood with the Koreans. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. That doesn't get played. And then also what doesn't get talked about is a lot of the Korean gun store owners actually

gave away firearms during that time. And they asked the owners to settle up afterwards to bring it back. So there was no background check. It was just, when there's no more LAPD, there's no more law. You kind of make things up as you're going. Right, and you have guns. How long did those riots go on for? It started on Wednesday because that's when the verdict came down.

Then it went through the weekend. The National Guard came on Saturday and they didn't even have any ammo in their they didn't have any ammo in their clip. The National Guard didn't have any of these headguards. They just had guns, right? So it was just there, just for optics. Yeah. And they just stood around and that's when everything started dying down.

But it was crazy because it was actually the first time where people, I mean, some of these guys were shooting at firefighters. Yeah. And that was just unheard of before. So you went on patrol with your shotgun and your friend and his nine millimeter of barretta. Did you guys find anybody?

What were you looking for? Like guys that were shooting at you? Well, yeah, we would get intel from these shops in terms of who was cruising by and what kind of type of a car. And we go look for them, but then a lot of these guys, we knew where their hood was because I mean, I don't have a clean background, kind of have a sketchy background

when I grow up as a kid. So we knew where their hood was. So we just rolled up into their hood, and we just basically just kind of show our firearms and just kind of cruise on by just to put them on notice, letting them know that, you know. You'll come kill them if they. Well, you can't come back and keep shooting at us

because now we're all armed, so. Okay. Wow. She grew up here. I did. Yeah. Yeah. Did they fire any shots? The rooftop Koreans? I don't remember. They did. They did. Yeah, it was actually There was a kid named Lee's name is Eddie Kim that he died from friendly fire. Oh from friendly fire Yeah, he actually was shot by some of the Korean owners

And that's I think it's because he got mistaken for a carload of like you know Hispanic gang members Yeah, because he just I think him and his group. They loaded up their car It was like four or five of them in a car in the like, you know, a spanish gang members. Yeah. Cause he just, I think him and his group, they loaded up their car. It was like four or five of them in a car and they were cruising around. So it looked like the guys that were shooting at them. So they mistakenly got shot. So yeah. So then, uh, okay. So the reason, the reason I asked you to come in and the reason I know you is you,

I believe identified the guy through me into the rock and you posted this video about it, uh, which I'm gonna play. This video has now been DMCAed from everything. No, it's still on my, I have a YouTube account. I threw it up there. I threw it up there. I threw it up there. I can probably send you the link.

That's okay, I got it here. It's been, I saw some of it got DMCAed by John Owens. Yeah, that's the guy that I, who was caught, who caught the guy Eric Boyd on the hot mic moment. Okay, that's precious child. That's precious child. All right, let me load this up so we can see it. This is really had no contact before this.

No, no. So you identified or did a little detective work and we think identified this guy? Well, you tell me, watch this video. Yeah. Because everybody sent in maybe's that were I just didn't get the same feeling from like keep people are too skinny. Right, shark fin. Exactly. But this guy is just second. I saw I said that's the fucking guy. Here, I'm gonna play it now. It's about, what is it for a minute? I'll try to narrate it if there's any words, but here we go.

That would happen. How about it? It was fucking choking. You should have some of this. This is the audio recording from Precious Child. Precious Child says, at the Netflix, Sheppell walk out on Netflix property.

This guy with his stupid jokes are funny. Sign was choking someone in a rainbow mask. Clearly shows that that is not anywhere near the case. And they all, you never took your hands off of the sign. No, I have my signs on the sign. That's it, you're just not taking my sign. What you're doing is illegal. It's crazy how easily they get the attack words going.

Like you were saying, he's got a weapon and they start echoing it like they did the same shit with the string like some kind of sick cult. He's got a weapon. He's got a weapon. Come out and start shooting. The guy that sent me the video too, he's an older guy said that was the part that was most frightening to him was that the fascist like repetition of this idea that it did something that did not happen.

Right. And they all immediately get on board Yeah, you were stringing. Yeah, no, no, no, no, they're trying to control the optics and the narrative Yeah, everything is being filmed. That's right Okay, that that was a fresh shot here we go Yeah, that's me I think they might have been trying to grab his flag, but I saw what's in with his fucking hand around this person's stuff. So there's Joe grabbing, putting himself trying to torque me, right, giving me a lap dance, taking my son.

Like, that's a crime, is it not? Yeah, right there. Look at this arm, Sean. Could you imagine a guy with these arms trying to take something of mine? He's a writer. What is he? What is he writing? He's a writer, writing with a feather pen, probably his arm is so dirty. Well, and also he, you know, he's a writer. So in his mind, he's a fucking genius. Yeah. He's a great artist. He's not a genius. He's taking people's things. He's not a genius. Look at that wife look at him. It's like, you're the stupidest motherfucker on the planet. Why would Look at that wife look at him. It's like you're the stupidest mother fucker on the planet.

Why would you do this? You see his wife? Look at him. I don't know. Yeah. Is that why? The such as a woman ever looked at me like that. I know that look. Yeah. That was right that that was fuck is wrong. Yeah.

Joe. Yeah. Joe. Yeah. What did you just, why did you just do that? You fucking idiot. Okay. I'll keep playing. I'm sorry. Sheldon, you're fucking rock? You fucking idiot. Okay, I'll keep playing. So I shoved him into a fucking rock. There you go.

Okay, thanks. Oh, God. I'd like to keep him from getting a fucking rock. I can still feel it. Okay. I'd like to keep him from getting my identity. I shoved him into a fucking rock. So he does this strangling thing which he knows didn't happen because he's mad dogging

me the whole time he was there. He knows there was no strangling. He knows that Joe Christali came over and tried to, like he saw the whole thing and he knows didn't happen because he's mad dog me the whole time he was there. He knows there was no strangling. He knows that Joe Christali came over and tried to like, he saw the whole thing. He's looking directly at me, waiting for me to fuck up. So we could run in like a like a bulldog and start swinging. Right. Uh, let's see.

This is Tony. Is this you? This, this 100% looked like they were trying to make it look like you were attacking the first guy. Mm-hmm. And the other video you hear the guy who did the attack make it look like you were attacking the first guy. In the other video, you hear the guy who did the attack, you say that you were choking someone out. That's why he did it.

So clearly that was the plan. I do think it was a plan. The more you listen to it, the more you want. Like I said, it became more obvious, I think, to me, in Vito's case, it was just like, it's like they'd done it a hundred times. Yeah, I look really coordinated. That's what it's like, okay, your break is signed. He's got a weapon.

No moment of, oh shit, he could stab somebody with that if he gets violent. So routine. It's like, I'm going to make him a weapon. Yeah. Look, it broke. There you go. I got a weapon. Here come the fucking, the watchdogs.

Yeah. The guard dogs. So Tony, you've seen a lot of this footage. Yeah. Is that what they do? That's the core of the demo. Yeah. You know, they basically try to turn things around on you, right?

It's classic. Yeah. I mean, technique. It's kind of like if you watch the video, I think the writer, he kind of shoots out of the, shoots out of the, the melee right at the right moment. Right when the guy, Eric comes up with the, you know, and comes up and pushes you. Yeah. So to me, it looks almost as if it's coordinated plan or they kind of know how these

things work. Yeah. Because he didn't get clipped at all. Who's actually Joe Christali? Now, he didn't even get budged. Yeah. Like, he extricates him. And once again, because I am not holding on to anybody, he immediately extricates himself

from me holding my sign. Very easy. Like it's nothing. Right at the moment where I'm shoved. Okay. It's really convenient how he was just gone. And then the other guy just shows up. Yeah.

Okay, here we go. You want to switch to a small closet? I got a black one. That's why. So that's, that's in response to, I want to say, I want to say. You want to switch to a spa with a closet? I got a black one, that's why. So that's in response to, I want to conceal my identity, right? I have a, oh, here, I have something that you can do that with. That's called accessory after the fact.

I sure would think so. You can't do that, right? Aiding in a bedding, whatever. Yeah, yeah. Like you are, that is, I don't know. My lawn order, you know, education mayiding in a betting, whatever. Yeah, like you are that is I don't know. My law and order, you know, education may not be up to snuff on this. I mean, I know you can't do that. I know exactly. Here we go go. It's gonna be hard.

See, there he is in the black buck lava now. Yeah. Let me know. So this is John Owen's who's saying precious child. Somebody told me it was minthura. No. We know him. You know? Our side.

Like, my group knows who that guy is. Okay. You know, we're familiar with Eric too. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh. So these are bad guys that show up all the time. Rough people.

Yeah, not all the time, but they'll pop up every so often. They're, um, hmm. Look at that face, right? That's Antifa Smurf right there. And you can see the nose. He's got kind of the, uh, the aqua line nose. Yeah, a little Roman nose. So this is the first time I saw this.

And they look instantly. Yeah, Roman nose. So this is the first time I saw this. And they're like instantly. I recognize it. Here's the dude, Antifish Moura, with the Ray bands and the Gator on the blue Gator. The nose has a hook nose. Yeah. And then here is smooth. It doesn't have a bump in it, but it is like a ramp. Exactly. Like a, like there's Eric Boyd of IIS movements. Can you see his ears in the other one? Let's see the shape of the ear. He's actually the best person to confirm his ID. You can see the outline. They are kind of small like that.

Yeah, they're where their set on his head is very close. It's a person. It's a person. You're not wearing a magical device that's considered fucking rag around your face, right? Okay, here you go. I feel very badly towards something. Yeah. I think it's Eric with a K.

Yeah, Eric with a K. Boyed. Look at that. Sean. I mean, that's, I mean, just the, and it gets better. Yeah, it gets better. Podcast.

Because I've sent some people this video and they said, well, you know, do you have any any more evidence like did you watch the whole video? To me, that's very strong. It gets better. Yeah. And this dude has his sister has hundreds of pictures of them up. Like there's, he started deleting his accounts, but there's just so much and there's so much out there. Cause he's a fucking, he's a certified Olympic weightlifter and a former

college football player. So he knows exactly what he's doing. He's always horing himself out there like this is my weightlifting shit and here I am pumping weights, you know, like they do. The very weightlifters have a huge need for attention. Here you go. You're a big dude and you're in good shape if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, I mean, I'm a coach. I've been coaching fitness. So this is, I said he was about 5'8, I think, because he's smaller than me. Yeah.

And here is Eric on another interview. This is all put together to like, this is the case, this is who he is. We've also got the voice. Exactly. Okay, here you go. And weightlifting for a little while now, I have a football background. So, you know, I'm I will weigh well over 200 pounds. My buddy, that's my friend. You can see he's bleeding pretty badly. And the name of the specific organization that you were out protesting with. And our against bigotry responding with action. It's a group I started, but you know,

I'm an anarchist, so like I let other people take it over. Good for you, Dipsh. I'm asking you questions. We didn't go here on second. I'm saying, other white man, by the way. But that's a good fiance. This white man is fighting racism by beating up a Mexican comedian

on behalf of my race. On behalf of other white people. Yeah. Thanks, but you white guys really figured, you white guys really an ally. Good job. Yeah. What a dipshit.

What a fucking ass home. So we call them clan Tifa, by the way. Yeah, it was great. She's just. Clan Tifa, because they're all white. Most of them. Yeah, that's, that's pretty good. She's very supportive and, you know, I was,

I was happy that she was able to get there and help me out. And then we went to the hospital. Yeah, I'm just switching out. Whoops. Whoops. That's the most offensive thing in this, how the, the, the jump in audio levels. Yeah. As an audio engineer, I am in sense. You're in sense.

Sorry, John. Tony, come on. I'm still amateur. Next time you get to run it through a level or something. There you go. Oh, still loud. You want to turn it down? I'm kidding. Yeah, I got it. You said ball of clover. I'm an idiot. I was worried about my hair. I don't have any of those. By the way, Davis is precious.

Hey, you're back. You're back. You're back. Are you talking to me? No, I'm talking to precious. Oh, is that his wife? That he's talking to? Oh shit. is that his wife? He's talking to oh Shit So she's gonna be easy to ID to we already ID her we know where she works. Oh really?

I'm here. I wanted to kind of talk to you off mic later. Okay. All right Maybe funding people like getting security. I'm trying to grab my side. He came out of nowhere and hung up me into the ground. I hit my head on a concrete ball. I took the shit out of him. I didn't chuck anybody. I pulled onto my side.

Where did this happen? Exactly to go. The back. Oh, wow. It is based on the facial strength. Like he thinks he's going to intimidate you. And standing right there. No, no.

No. That's the wrong guy. You're going to sayate you and the standing right there. No, no, that's the wrong guy. You're going to say exactly what you have to say. Look at this asshole. No way standing and his face clashed. What a fucking dick. Okay. Crossfit, man. This is your brain on Crossfit. This is what happens Threading people again Yeah, that's a little bit of truth.. Oh, damn, Tony, this is pretty good. So that's clips of him laughing on the live show. So you can have this.

And that same sick desperate laugh on a podcast before. I can't take credit for the video. I have a group of people that help me and we all work together. So one of the individuals in our group actually put that together. So why these people are so fucking stupid. They're chamferous everywhere that tracks political violence. Wow. How many people are in it?

Because somebody else, Mary Todd. I'm familiar with Mary Todd. Yeah. Yeah, double digits. They're like underground. This is like an underground Lincoln's wife's name. I think so. Yeah. Yeah, double digits. They're like underground. This is like an underground, where is wife's name? I think so.

Right. Mary Todd Lincoln. Okay, I'm going to finish this. There's 15 more seconds. Good. Good. What it is? Do not blame the LGBTQ community for any of this shit.

This says nothing. I want to hear that laugh again. It's about corporate interest and what I can say and what I cannot say. Here's the laugh. I'm gonna play that again, Sean. Cause that's the most obvious part. It's not what happened. Shove him and go fucking rock.

Good. Come on. It's good. Anybody that knows anything like you? Right? Good. Come on. Good.

Anybody that knows anything. I don't think I could laugh like that of my life. I mean, you could hear a hundred different laughs. The voice that, I mean, that's over. To me, that's overwhelming evidence. Yeah, me too. Combine that with all the weird anti-fascist shit. Talking to his fucking wife. You're an audio guy.

I mean, how do you compare audio? How do you compare voices? You got any kind of equipment in there? Well, I mean, you look at wave forms. You look at where the frequencies lie. Unfortunately, when it's frequencies of a voice. Well, yeah, but when it's recorded on different things, not all mics capture all the frequencies.

Exactly, yeah. So if I put a nice condenser mic up, that's got a much wider band, you know, a tie-der thigh. I'll tie that like your voice, different than my voice and a frequency analyzer, like if you were seeing the peaks and stuff. Absolutely for sure. Wow.

Yeah, where the presence peak is, where the fundamental lies, where the overtones are, oh, 100%. They would look, yeah, they would look noticeably different. Okay. So Tony, how did you know this, like how did you know to find Eric? Boy, that's, I mean, that's who I, that's what I believe resulted in.

We have enough people in our network that track individuals like this because usually within a group, there's two or three antagonists that are really kind of the forefront for the group. So we make it a point to kind of archive a lot of these videos and then basically when something like this happens, a lot of us are able to go back and review it and start matching up

who this person is. A good example would be Eric Cohen, who basically is a stabber during the stabber. He actually stabbed someone during an LA City Hall rally. This was in August. That was there. And just to go back to what the police are going to do, it's going to take them some time because they want to make sure they compile enough evidence. So they do issue in a warrant. There's no way there's no wiggle room out of it.

Yeah. I think that your eyes and cross your teeth. Yeah. So they're working on it. So like, for example, like Eric Cohen, he, the stabbing took place in mid August and the arrest, the warrant didn't go out until maybe first or second week of September. So it takes some time to put all that together. But a lot of times, me and my group were able to compile enough video evidence, still shots to provide that to the police. So they were able to make their job easier.

Yeah. It was hard to get them to care about it. I talked about this on the bonus episode, but it was like a convincing a girl to go out on a date. Yeah, well, because you want to pick up the guy now, like now, like tomorrow, like within this week, right, some time, right? And it does take more time. Well, they had questions like,

well, why did you wait, why did you wait a week? Like, well, because I'm not going to come in here and say, go look for a guy with a receding hairline. Like, that's not, I know you're not going to, if I got that doing your job, I would say, I have no idea what to do. But it was real hard to get them to care about it. And people said it would be. Yeah.

But yeah, I don't know. Does that have a little, I mean, I think it's the severity of the assault, right? If you got stabbed, I mean, it'll put in a different realm. Yeah. Then, you know, getting shoved and hitting your head, which is still assault, but, I mean, I just the level of it may be different, so they view it probably differently, and give it a different priority.

Yeah. But what's some other stuff you've seen doing your work in your group? Mainly that, that, and then at the Israelis, a lot of them, you know, we go as security, and we provide a line between us and guys like that. And then the guys that are doing it, they're all volunteers.

A lot of them are masked up because obviously if they get ID, they're going to get doxed and their employment, their personal life will be. They sell fucked. It will be, I guess. Well, it's fucked if you're not doing anything wrong. Yeah, it's just so fucked how vindictive people are right going after your job. Yeah. Well, yeah, unless you fucking deserve to lose your job like Chris Stolly boy there. I mean, he probably won't. Honestly, well, I mean, Netflix would not that I like would get any joy out of him

losing his job or not, but you would. Sure. Of course. I need to be reprications. Of course. Yeah. Absolutely. What he's a piece of bad guy. Yeah. I just blame Netflix so much more because them every big company is putting on this big show of supporting ultra progressive causes, which creates a huge amount of discontent. Like they're purposefully knowingly pitting two sides against each other all the time. Like AT&T, I think, just had this, I wrote it down, but... Is that... Yeah, they had that employee workshop regarding white supremacists.

Yeah. Yeah, they had that employee workshop regarding white supremacists. Yeah, where you have to, if you're white, you have to take responsibility for causing racism. Coca-Cola did that earlier this year, right? Yeah. It's such a horrible thing to do to people. You're just making it, you're putting people on guard, you're putting people on the defensive almost immediately. Yeah. And you're making people hate each other.

That's what I mean. That's what you're doing. You're doing it to sell your shitty products to white women. I know that. We all know that. But what you're doing as a byproduct is causing this incredible amount of anguish. People like Joe, they're like animals. You know, you wind them up with these fantastic ideas about justice and harm that's not happening.

And they react to violence. Yeah, everybody is just on that. It's like everybody's simmering point. Yes. Or like the pressure cooker analogy, right? Loer's the boiling point, right? Yeah. It's done that.

It just takes less for it to just flash boil over. And these companies gotta be stopped doing that. They can't. It's a contrived first world problems. Mm-hmm. Because we don't really have any problems. I mean, the racism, it's not about racism. What it is is basically, we're all aligned

according to our ideology right now. You know, our sense of freedom, first amendment, second amendment, right? So that's kind of where the real line is, but they're trying to make it about race, right? And then I think you said you're Mexican-American? Yeah. You can even play. Latinx.

We call our, my white side calls my Mexican side, Latinx. You can play, I don't know. Play, I don't know, politics to that, right? Yeah, of course. White person shoves a Hispanic man in his head, you know. So as opposed to like fucking one out of control asshole shoves a peaceful demonstrator peaceful and peaceful demonstrator. It doesn't matter what they are. I do, I think part of it is, well, you know, selling, selling their shitty products to women. Yeah. Is a big part of it. And the other is, if the, if the, if the,

if half the country or whatever, they all these people with all the energy to go out and protest, if they didn't have something, if they weren't told what they should be upset about, God forbid, someone like me might come along and explain the federal reserve to them. So they would really give, like I do think part of it is like, no, just from this school shootings, yeah, keep thinking

about that. No, it's completely, keep thinking about comedy and it goes this, it's the same for our side too. No, they're all, oh, this transor after your kids like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, after your money, carlin, after your fucking money, like always George Carlin touched on that kind of stuff, where was like, you know, the real owners of this country don't want an educated populist because it's bad for them. They don't, you know, they don't want you to know how many decades you've been getting,

you know, the rate, yeah, the red, white and blue dick being jammed up your ass. They're trying to cover for crumbling economy right now. Yeah. So that's kind of one of the distractions that we have, which is the whole trans, Netflix, comedy thing, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I think there's a wider political agenda play right now.

I think so too. The corporate media is actually running with it, so. To their benefit. I love that that speaker, whatever the featured speaker was. The hope of racism. It's just so fucking anti-Asian. Oh, yeah. That's over and over again. Oh my god. You didn't see that? No, I heard about that. I can't even read them. They're so bad. Let me see. What was her name?

I don't see that. Look, anybody in the chat have, have heard things queued up. Somebody policy. I read like a kind of like a pseudo apology, where it's like, yeah, I've been, I've been like clean and sober for four and a half years now. Like you're like, it was kind of the, the, the, the, the spacey thing. Well, now I'm choosing to live life as a game. And it's like, no, does that change like an assault? Like, oh, well, I was, you know, I was, you know, I was a party in a lot at the time. So, you know, I can't, I was, I'm not saying that's an excuse, but I'm just

putting it out there in case you want to give me a break. It's this lady who is dressed like the pulp of black people. It's a mando, right? Oh, whoa. I mean, I'm sure I don't know the answer to that. I just called them pronouns for sure. It's easier. Based, I'm trying to find her name so I can look it up. They don't mention her name in this article,

probably because they know it would fuck up her SEO if they did. I mean, I just didn't press something Preston. Yeah, Preston. Was it Ashley Preston? Is it Preston? I think, is it Marie? I think is it Marie? I think there was a, right there. Ashley Marie Preston.

Okay, here we go. Oh, is this the one? There's a big compilation of all her racism. Yeah. Uh-huh. Almost got hit. Just broke my phone on this Asian bitch's head. Yeah, this person's violent.

I have a lot of Asian friends. Latino and Asian businesses need to stop being rude and fucking disrespectful. And I know it's a lot to ask in California, but speak fucking English too. Oh, uh, and falling down with Michael Douglas. That is exactly what they make fun of like a, like a southern wide, uh, go speak,

come speak speak English in this fucking country. She's appropriating our racism. Um, um, just cussed out that Asian bitch clean the fuck out. You mess up my order. She has a lot of issues at McDonald's. Like,

I mean, I don't like it when they mess up my order. She has a lot of issues at McDonald's. I don't like it when they mess up my diet coke either, but I don't know about cussing out an Asian. How much time is between some of these? I've seen December 10th, 2010, February 21st. Every week she has a real flare up of racism. Exactly. Ha ha ha. Another damn Asian almost hit me while crossing. What the fuck is wit, y'all, and damn vehicles? I have an idea. And it's continued. I don't know what an idea was. I can't, I can't, maybe the stereotype

of Asians can drive someone. Hashtag Asian drivers, no survivors? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. What the fuck? She didn't write that. Is that a hashtag? No. Do you have a month celebrating that?

No wonder they're trying to shoot her under their wire, under their radar. No, I just in drivers, no survivors. I just spit out a probably cancelable which I should have put that on my side. Yeah. I should in drivers. No, because I heard it. I heard women, you know,

women drivers, no survivors. I just, I just appropriated it. As I want to do, you know. Yeah. Hashtag English is my first language, bitch. Never order in again. Not by the way, not by the language. Or. I don't do Mexican. Asian or Samoan.

Well, she's not using any punctuation either. So it's impossible if she, does she mean Mexican or Samoan? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't do Mexican, Asian or Samoan. Well, she's not using any punctuation either. So it's impossible. Does she mean Mexican Asians like Filipino or what? Impossible to know. Yeah, she's got some issues. This Asian N word, oh boy, in subway, got a fat ass.

He almost looks like bitch from behind. Like a chick ass. Huh. So is that train, that's like, that's like, that wasn't even after like an altercation. That was just racism for the hell of it. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Observational racism. Yeah. So Seinfeld over here. Like not fucking, like not even clever. Bro, I'd beat the dog shit out of you. Ferry, slipper wearing ass fuck boy. IRL I'd smash your fucking head in like a can of A&W root beer. Jesus Christ.

Why, and what, and W got to do with this? Yeah. You know, bring, how about dads? Dad's root beer. How about dads root beer? Barks, I'm a fall, but I'm a fall back and let you keep pretending for the internet, Dick Rider, wow.

What a healthy individual. Yeah. Yeah. No issues whatsoever. No. Well, Tony, can you tell us about your organization or where people can go to support it? I like the link I sent you for the donation page. Okay.

And then the merch page is gonna be up soon. Okay. So I would imagine you guys don't do the kind of shit that they do, right? I mean, no, we don't. But we do defend the line or hold the line. If they do get physical, I mean, we don't have a problem like hitting back.

Like, I mean, you do. I do. Yeah. Because I think the only way we're gonna get out of this is mass, civil, mass, peaceful protests. I mean, millions of people, like I'm talking vaccine mandates, everything is just not gonna do it. You can fuck with me as much as you want. Well, that's kind of what I can do it.

I agree with you, but the thing is, you have to keep these guys, this element at bay. You gotta keep that, because what they're trying to do is they're trying to intimidate people to prevent them from coming out and voicing that mass civil disobedience. Absolutely. Right. So they're using violence to intimidate, to harass, to silence, you know, anyone who wants to exercise a first-men man, right? Yeah. So me and my group, we make sure that, you know, anyone who comes is able to do that and not only that, but we also want to make sure we have elements on our side that are pretty want to get physical just for the hell of it.

Yeah. So we want to keep them at bay as well. So we want to kind of create that dividing line between the two groups so that if someone comes and says, I'm Antifa and I'm against Nazis this now and they're waving their transgender, translucent flag across the street, I have no problem with that, right? You can go do your thing, right? But the moment they walk over and they're trying to harass and intimidate people

that have an opposite opinion. Even leading up to this, these anti, they're like doing this fucking thing to you. Yeah, sure. What are you doing? What are you doing that for? Right, it's intimidation, right? So that's what I have a problem with.

That, and along with those who come across as saying they're press, but they're not press. All they are, they're bloggers with some pictures on their page and they're talking about some of the, so pass themselves off as journalists, which they're not. And what they're doing, they're purposely taking pictures of individuals in the crowd to basically dox them. And that's another form of intimidation. So we're going to prevent that from happening. I mean, actual journalists, no problem, right?

Cause they're gonna write a story. And we want it to be as fair and unbiased as possible. But yeah, you have elements that are there just to basically expose people, make their private information public. And that way, it prevents them from coming out in the future. Well, one of these guys that chased me and Vito to the car, Vito was giving his contact information to a reporter, and he had his phone out,

and the guy filmed his phone over his shoulder, and then like aggressively told him, oh, I got your fucking contact information now, you're laughing about it. Right. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, the only thing I can tell you with this type of group of people is just to keep pushing back and keep going out and then just take precaution if you want to

not be exposed. They actually came to my house and they vandalized my car. They spray painted on my sidewalk and driveway. They know who I am. They're very familiar with who I am. But I don't make bones or qualms about hiding my identity with them because I want them know who I am, they're very familiar with who I am. But I don't make bones or qualms about hiding my identity with them because I want them to know who I am. I want them to know that if they fuck up on the streets

that we're gonna go hunt for them. They're hard motherfuckers. So we want to put some kind of background. I can tell you look at his eyes, like that guy that attacked me, who's terrified. You can, I mean, at the time he's like, your brain's, it's like an animal, like a corner dog that's just like, ah! Yeah, so we want to get that set out to them and make sure they understand, especially in

LA, that they can't fuck around like that and get away with it, you know, because we're all watching. There's a lot of us that are watching this. Yeah, and that's why we're in any fuck-ups, like that stream, I can't believe you guys caught it. Yeah. The tiny moment in the stream where he's confessing to doing it and trying to hide his identity, there's like, somebody's on it. Boom. And the thing is the group that I have, they

rely on their anonymity. So I provide that for them and I'm kind of like the guy in the front. Yeah. The public figure. But there's a team of us. It's not just me. There's a group of us that have different talents that are working on different things to bring this to light and make sure that we have proper evidence that we can give to the police, make sure that they know. And then we also, we do background checks on people in terms of, once we find out who they are, we will find out basically a lot about them. Yeah.

Because people just voluntarily put their entire private lives online, basically. Oh, yeah, you were saying it's've never been easier to fucking find out and touch people and show a pattern of behavior and really eliminate a lot of variables in like, who actually did this? Yeah. You were saying that you originally saw Eric Boyd posting on tweets about the event. Did I have that right? I don't, I don't think I saw that.

You didn't see that? Yeah, I think maybe someone did. In our group may have seen that. But yeah, he shot everything down. Yeah, and then basically someone scrubbing his internet footprint. Mm-hmm. So we've noticed that as well.

So he's getting help. Mm-hmm. Why do I have to be involved in this shit, Sean? Just want to tell jokes. I would love to do nothing more than talk about fat women on the show every week for hours. I could do that. I know. I have to go get involved in the politics.

No politics. They want you to conform. I just love that that's not happening. I love that it's so clear that I feel like I just instigate of our age. I've been involved in every major thing. Right. And I'm like, you're like forest gump with a head injury. Yeah.

I'm like a dumb forest gump. Every protest, Trump, you know, that idiot that was at the Trump thing that got his head signed. Oh, there's that idiot again at this. But we need that. We need that levity because as a country, we're still all Americans, right? And eventually some guys, I know it. Yeah, I know, but eventually some guys on the other side are going to wake up and they're

going to be, you know what, we got it all wrong, but then we want to get it right from this point because I've met people who said there were liberals up until a year ago and then they just started doing their own homework and just research and then they kind of flipped to the other side. Well, and maybe they don't identify with the fringe of whatever side you're on to. I still think the majority is not what we're seeing sensationalized in the media, social media day in, day out. And it's just a small percentage of insane fucking people. Yeah. Does anything make you a rage telling me?

I ask everybody what, and it could be anything small. Like make me rage? Yeah. Threats to my family. Yeah, these guys I showed up at my house and fucked up my car. I'm still looking for those guys. Yeah, so I want them, I want to put it out there because I don't know if they're listening to this show,

but yeah, I'm still looking for those two fuckers because I got them on video too. You got them on video. Yeah. Fucking up your car and coming here and have us. Yeah, and the only reason though I they took off is because I came running out and I had my lock and I mean, I don't come running out like, hey, motherfucker, like, you know what are you doing in my car? I was just, they just heard me running with my slippers on.

So those guys took off, but they actually had poured lighter fluid on top of my roof. Also, they're going to burn it. Yeah, they're going to burn it. Yeah, so I mean, I have every right to shoot them. So, this world, man. And I gotta worry about people lighting, like, car on fire, Sean. But, yeah.

But, I mean, I'm glad you're doing what you're doing, what you guys are talking about this, because I know I think your audience is kinda center a little bit to the left as well, and you know, you have a wide audience. Yeah. I think we hear more from the right. We do.

I think, well, I mean, yeah, I think the right, the political right side of our audience seems to be more the ones that interact, at least like via emails or voicemails or whatever. But I don't necessarily, it's like they always say, you know, who's the right? I don't even know if I'm right. I'm probably more liberal than anything. Like I'm pro drugs. Yeah. And some, I mean, there's, it's all over the map.

It's like, what are you talking fiscally? You're talking socially. You're talking, even fiscally Republicans are fucked. I mean, just blow money as much as the, as they just blow it on different stuff, different stuff. Everybody give it to companies in the military instead of poor people. Both sides have to have cell X for different things. They both give it to companies.

Let's get that straight. Democrats don't give any money to poor people. They give it to companies to do studies on which companies to give it to. It's trickle down, well, trickle down entitlements. Again, we know how the leaders stay in power in this country and we know who writes laws. And it's, yeah, it's like, you know, I mean, I can river pharmaceutical companies, right, laws, well, huge corporations write laws. That's it. Anyway, people going after your family. Yeah, that would be, that's, that's,

I would imagine, often isn't happening. Just that one time. Is that one time? Yeah, once is enough. Yeah, but that really, that sets me off. And then you want to who I see being intimidated. Bullied, that really pisses me off too. Yeah, that's the actual bullying. Yeah. You were actually bullied. I'm really fucking annoyed.

And then assaulted. Yeah. If I had seen someone else doing that, I would probably be as upset as everyone is. If I had saw that happening to someone else, I'd be very upset. Yeah. Because you were just holding a sign. Yeah. And it was a holding a sign. Yeah.

It was a funny sign too. It was a funny sign. I just tried to distill, I tried to distill things down to their simplest, try to eliminate variables, all that kind of stuff. If you're just a guy with just no dog in the fight whatsoever, you're like a guy who doesn't, doesn't go online, doesn't watch TV,

doesn't talk to people with really strong political opinions. And you just happen to walk up on that scene, like what would you conclude? Yeah. How would you not exactly wait that guy as far as I remember it, you can't just go up and just like a cost somebody and try to take their property or push them around. Like you can't all he was doing was standing there with the sign. So it's, I mean, it's an open and shut case. It's just like, what kind of mental gymnastics do

you have to do to see that any other way? What do you think happens to these people? Do they like this? My Eric liked this. I think it's our education system. I think the colleges, they really kind of turn out, you know, Marxists leftist, and now they're trying to push CRT in the high schools, make it a, they have a required course to graduate. Racism? Well, yeah. One-on-one. That, and then, you know, they need an enemy, a boogie man, right? And that's going to be white supremacy.

And that's so abstract and fluid in terms of what does that even mean now, because I don't see any white supremacist around. If anything, it's these guys. These guys are the, you know. I don I don't see any white supremacist around. If anything, it's these guys. These guys are the, you know. I don't really see that many white supremacist around. I mean, not a whole lot. I mean, they are a thing like they exist, but like, are they anywhere near the number

that people get painted with? Oh, fucking of course not. Why people I've come across have like, you know, they wanna not ever be painted as being racist. So they'll do everything and anything to a thing. Anything, right? Yeah.

So that would be hard being white. I honestly think all I do cash. I'll couch all of your things. Because I'm an entertainment. I work with like the widest trans, trans, trans, trans, no widest. Oh, okay. widest. Yeah. No, I work with the widest people. No, I mean, there's

everything. I mean, there's been showrunners. I've worked at transgender, uh, you know, women, transgender men, um, I can gay by lesbian, gay, every, eyes over here. Everything's fucking gay. I'm in here. But it's like, we're going to talk to a real weirdo in a second, by the way, Sean. Oh, really? Yeah. It's just the only thing that I keep in my mind is that probably my experience is different than them. And like, that's it. What, that's it?

That's it. I don't, than any of them. Like, I, than a black guy, then I, what I'm like, I just realized it, you know, like, my, and I just take note of that. Like, maybe they see it a different way because of their experiences. Yeah. So it's like, that's like, I don't know, but I don't feel bad for being white or like,

I need to give up my job to give it to somebody who hasn't had the same opportunities as me. It's just, I think, just like take note and maybe your interactions will feel a little bit different. And I don't, for the better, that's what I've found personally. Yeah, what do you think, Tony? I think as an Asian man, well, you know, when I came to this country, one of the places my dad had a store was in Boyle Heights, which back in the 70s was like the hood of you. Oh, yeah. It's like the ghetto of party.

You still have. Thank you. And Boyle Heights, Lincoln Heights, East LA, El Serino, Rivers, neighborhoods. Oh, no, still. Uh-huh. Thank you. And uh, well Heights, Lincoln Heights, East LA, El Serino, or Rivers, neighborhoods. Uh, no. Okay. Thanks. But um, um, yeah.

So I'm an Asian kid. I speak German because we immigrated from Germany and I got the Bull Haircut and Bruce Lee is really popular. So everybody wants a piece of me, right? So about a year and a half, I'm fighting. You just automatically know, kind of, I am fighting everybody in that neighborhood for a year and a half. I'm hearing all kinds of racial epithets, you know, from like the Hispanic community.

It's predominantly, yeah, Hispanic, right? I mean, still as I think it is. It is. Well, I see. But I realize like racism and being, you know, having that separation, that's a human thing, you know, because you can take like in Korea, like in Korea, they're back in the past. You were kind of seen according to your last name, because your last name denotes where your lineage comes from. In Korea, we had...

Not just us, ladies and gentlemen. The noble class, then you had the workers, then you had the working class, then you had farmers, then you had the merchants, then you had the slave class. So the slave class were all known by their last names. So that's where some of the discrimination comes, even though everybody looks the same, right? So I didn't say that. I don't know. I'm just saying that.

Because I'm Korean. And Korean everybody looks the same. Everybody is like, it's a homogenous culture. Well, I mean, I get it. Everyone's got dark hair. Well, they also do. Korea leads the world in plastic surgery, facial plastic surgery to look the same.

Right. Specifically to all surgery to look the same, specifically to all want to look at me. Yeah, make the eyes larger. The thing that I had in my job, they cut my skull in half and move my jaw, that's like a pioneering thing they do in South Korea. I see those videos of the women who basically, they're taking off their makeup

and all that stuff, the tape and stuff, and they look totally different than the way they look. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Torifying. I showed my son that. He's 13.

He's like, oh, man, what's the day you see him? You're going to look like when I'm older, you know? Like, I know. You're going to be in for some reason. I got it away again. Yeah, I know. Oh, I've been duped a couple of times. They really, they should not be allowed to do face tuning, snapchat shit.

Like, that should have to be watermarked. I mean, the woman in this photo is fatter than she appears. False advertising is like this. It's at least. Racism, separation, and just feeling you're superior than another group, that's a human condition. Right. We do tend to go, they're different.

Yeah, they're different, I'm wary. Yeah. So the only way that goes away is when my personal opinion is once you know the person's name, because when you meet someone, you see them visually, you know, like, I didn't know you were in Mexican. I thought you were white, right? Yeah, everyone's. But then now I know you're Mexican, you know, American. So that, you know, that I haven't a boy next to me with your name, like Dick, right? So until you know the person personally,

then there's no way of connecting or knowing how that individual thinks or operates, and if you're gonna connect with them. And then a lot of people, they default to like, hey, he looks like me, so he must think like me. Which I think in America is probably one of the biggest mistakes we can make right now. Well, and I can't remember that there's a psychological term

for that. It's like some kind of, I, it's right on the tip of my tongue, but it's kind of like your brain is trying to do that to be like efficient. But it doesn't say. It's a in practice thing that does not necessarily come to the right answer, but it comes to an acceptable answer for you

in that situation. Yeah. Well, it's great having you on. Thanks, thank you for identifying this guy. Yeah, very interesting. I don't think anyone would have. So, I mean, it's a huge, huge thing that you did for me. Oh, yeah.

What is, do you have a website where people can go donate or something? It's the website I gave you, but it's going through a non-profit. It's like an easy-to-name website. Because I'll put it up, obviously, but. It's, I'm running it through a non-profit, because, you know, I don't want any of this

money for myself not trying to make money off of this. It's going through a non-profit and the money is going to go towards basically, you know, gear for my guys and just, you know, paying for videographers and stuff like that and this stuff that we're doing. But yeah, it's what I sent you. And the merch page will be similar on that on the non-profit website as well. Asian industry business to business. Asian industry business to business. Yeah, that's what I sent you. And then the merch page will be somewhere on the nonprofit website as well. Asian industry, business to business. Asian industry, business to business.

Yeah, that's a non-profit. I really support it. That's an Asian business name if I've ever heard one. Yeah. And you know, for what you're doing, and this is not a, this may come off negative, but I don't intend it to be, but I hate. I can't say that about everything you've ever said. I hate the groups like yours, like kind of need to exist. Yeah, oh, you have to.

Because you can do something way, it's like if that didn't happen, what else could you do? You can still be worse bad guys. You can still be active. You can still be, but it's like, because we have, it's like, in some ways, you have to deal with the fucking lowest of the low, or they'll just fuck regular people's lives up. Yeah, laugh about it on podcasts. The thing is fucking hilarious.

Okay, cool. Thanks for having me on, guys. Thanks for coming in. Feel free to hang out if you want, or take off if you want to. I'm gonna interview a guy who's a real fucking screwball here, and I said, I gotta meet my family and so my friends, so I really appreciate it. I never caught your name. Sean. Yeah, Tony next to you. God bless you.

Yeah, have a good one. You too. All right. Okay, let me see if this gentleman is here. John Wolf. Hello. Hey, how you doing? Hi, Dick. Oh, I'm doing great. Okay. So a furry listener told me that you have some, you were involved in some sort of cum pizza event at a furry con. Is that am I getting that right? Only on the show. Can you go the way, a segue like that? Identify an assultor, come pizza. Can you tell us more about the cum pizza? That's not why I was bad. Have you thought pineapple on pizza was bad? Absolutely. It was a convention in Reynandavada and it was called BLFC, the biggest little furcon. It's like the name of it. Okay. And it was, it's my second convention that I was going to.

My, I was one in Denver. So you really let all the, you really let your hair, your fur down at the second convention here. Yeah, I really, I really wanted to go like pretty hard. What is your first sauna? Yeah. My first sauna is named Sean and I'm a main dwarf. His name is Sean.

No, John. John, okay. Not Sean. John. a main dwarf. His name is Sean. No, John. John, okay. Not Sean. John. A main dwarf. What's a main, like a horse? No, it's a wolf with like a, like a main. They have like the, like a lion's mane.

It looks like America. Yeah, they, it's like the dog, they're hackles up. But like really, yeah, they're, they're trying to look one more. They're cool looking. Mained wolf. All right. They're cool looking.

Why a main dwarf? What do you like about a mamed wolf? Cause I'm tall. I have, I have, like just, it just works really well. Isn't that a cool, kind of like a hyena? Kind of, yeah, isn't that cool looking animal? Yeah, that's cool. I don't know if I would want a fuck one.

Well, that one. Do you have to ever cut poop out of your fur? Okay, so you're, do you have like a suit? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I have a full suit. How much did you suit cost? About 3,000. Yeah, cool. That's on the low end. You guys spend on this stuff. There's like $8,000 suits. It's like, that's kind of like what the minimum is. $6,000. Easily. If I could get a suit, if I could get a $6,000 suit where I could be the rock, I would do it. Right?

Sure. Why not? I could just walk around as Dwayne Johnson. You know, my girlfriend says to me, I forget we were watching some movie films. You're much better looking than you. I said that was uncalled for. It was some kind of sexist. I don't know what we were talking about.

I'm like, well, look at this. The rock is in something she goes, well, see, boys deal with body image issues too. I said, no, the rock is awesome. We don't do, everybody likes the rock. Boys look at the rock and say, he looks awesome. Yeah. They don't go, I am feel bad about myself.

Right. They go, the rock looks dope. Yeah. I wish that I'm glad about the rock. I like seeing him. Right. I don't, you know, exactly. So John, the wolf, how did you get come in pizza? Wait, wait, just really quick, though. Really quick. Sorry. Really in a row, I'll get emails about this. Just I want to know, do people, honest question, do people look down in the community if you have like a, if you don't spend a lot of money on like a good, like a shabby suit?

Yeah, like you're, you're trying, but it's like is it, you know, crap, like maybe you're not, is there any kind of judgment that goes like, you know, he's not a real furry or yeah. In a community, there's going to be judgment like that. But most of the time, people are really nice. And if you're just trying to divide with like a suit, like, hey, that's cool. If you don't have a suit, that's cool too. You know, it's not a requirement to have one. You want to go to a furry con, Sean? I went to one with Peach. Really? It was great.

I would go. You would go. Yeah. I would go. It's very, it's just interesting to me. Because I could see why you wouldn't be, you know, have a problem with, you know, different level suits or like a lack of a professional suit. Because it's like an audio. Well, it's how you feel though, right? I mean, well, like in guitars, like if someone has a shabby guitar, you would look down on them. No. I mean, you wouldn't.

No, no, no. Someone has a shitty piano. Oh, my God. You're fucking piano sucks. Get out of here. You can go, well, maybe, you know, maybe they're, maybe they're newer to it. But I mean, I do know, I know, like session players who have, you know, everything from expensive guitars to like really janky shitty things because it gets a certain sound like a hundred dollars stratacastia that they bought toys are us, then came with an amp you'd go, yeah, I'm sure I have no judgment on that.

Well, probably not that, well, I would be like, I can't wait to hear what comes out of that because it could be complete, dogshit or probably, that's what's cool about, that's what's cool about, you know, the electric guitarist sometimes a ratty ass sound is exactly what a song needs. Anyway. Okay, John, tell your story, please. Okay. I, this isn't like the first kind of like crazy thing I've done like in, tell your story, please. Okay. This isn't the first kind of crazy thing I've done in the past,

where I wouldn't even say crazy, which is just like, I've done a couple of things. My first kind of entry into doing this kind of stuff was when I came on 10 dog treats and I ate them. You came on 10 dog treats. Yeah. Yeah. You ate on 10 dog treats. And you ate them all? Yeah. Really?

That was like, yeah. No, yeah, like actually, yeah. That was like, that was like my first entrance into like, into like doing kind of some crazy stuff. Homing on food. What kind of dog treats? Milk balls? They're peanut butter.

Yeah, they're, they're not foam peanut butter. Oh, so they were crumbly and dry and you, saturate them. It's like the worst cupcake and worst frosting ever. They're not bumping up there. Oh, so they were crumbly and dry and you sat there, right? It's like the worst cupcake and worst frosting ever. You played soggy biscuit with yourself. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, basically, yeah, I played soggy biscuit with myself. So you like coming on food?

Is that your thing? It was, it was, it was for like a follower goal, because like I like past 1000 followers and like I didn't know like what to do. So like I was hungry and I just come on 10 dog treats and eat them. Like I didn't know what to say forward. And like I was like mukbang, but with your come, I did not know what to do. So I'm like, are you being serious?

Yes. I'm being absolutely serious. Okay. Yeah, because I blew up because I wore my first suit to the airport, and I got a bunch of a lot of Russian men, and that's kind of where it started. I went from there to make come cubes, I made come cubes.

Like an ice cube? Yeah. Do you have a dog? Oh, please say no. Thank God. I don't know, one don't know. Dog is. The dogs are awesome, but like, like that's not something, you know, like that.

I've been fucking throw up thinking of come. I'm just in coming and I ask you, but just because he bought, so he bought dog treats for himself. Well, yeah. My roommate had a dog actually at the time. Yeah. Oh, okay. My roommate had a dog, but like that's for the dog,

the dog treat came in. You don't do stuff with the dog, right? I got to have to leave it. Absolutely not. Oh, that's so shunned in the fandom. People who are all. That's shunned globally. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's shunned globally, right? It's not just, it's awful, in general, that's terrible. For sure. No, don't, don't. Except for a donkey show, everyone's on board with that. Like a chick jerking off a donkey or something. Mexico and some shit. Well, that's still happened.

Or something. As donkey shows been canceled, are you allowed to see a chick fuck a donkey anymore? Sean, do you know? If they wear a mask to, despite, I run in these circles. To the sky's the right entity. Maybe. I mean, in the eight, you could do that, right? Did they just joke about it in the eighties?

Some of them would just go with it, right? No, completely. Also, like side note, they can make up to 150 ice cubes at a time. What? A donkey. A donkey come. A donkey come. He's keep those trays going.

You better have an industrial freezer. How many come cubes did you make, John? You can throw a huge party. I made like 40, like something like that. 30, 40. How much cum was in them? Oh, enough. I mean, like, just too much.

Right. Right. If you just tainted dies, they weren't entirely cum, right? No, they're mostly cum. No, they weren't. And ice cube is huge. There's no way you could come. Save it up. It was like mini. It was like mini little create like I got like the mini ones on Amazon. It was it was I know the yeah, they're like smaller than like a like a die like a throwing. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. How much are you guys coming? I don't think I could make one come cute. Oh, no, like, no, that's what have to be a lot come.

Yeah. Okay, so tell us the come pizza stew. Yeah, you could keep going from there, from there. I had the idea, before BLC happened for months, I had the idea for about two or three months, I'm like, I want to do a pizza party. I want to get a bunch of people together and throw a pizza party and come on a pizza and eat it. And that was like the idea of everyone coming on a pizza and you eating it.

More or less, I wanted to throw a fun party as well. Like it wasn't, you know, like there's more aspects of it than just that, but that was like the idea. Okay. If people were to describe the party, they were just that when they say, it was a party where everyone come down at pizza and in John the wolf ate it. It was amazing. It was a really fun party. It went for like five or six hours. Oh, white pie. We had three DJs. Okay. There was like a, there's two rooms, because it was a, there's a double connected room. And we had like a, not, we like a, not safe work room, or, you know, do, do, do things of the piece, you know, to, to get onto the pizza.

And there's like a safe, we're like, you could just hang out and vibe and party and drink and get. Be regular pizza. He regular pizza. Regular pizza. Don't get these mixed up. There's the comp. There's the two pizzas. So I actually bought 10 pizzas from Papa John's.

I bought, I bought them. I'm sure they'll be thrilled. They're the endorsement. Yeah. Okay. It was a reason you picked Papa John's. Yeah. Specifically Sean.

All right. Yeah. And Sean said, he chose Papa John's. Yeah, I got 10 pizzas. I knew what one of the pizzas was going to be used for. So I set aside like the nine other pizzas for like the party and everyone to eat. Mixed in a lot of Russian roulette. One of these pizzas is come down.

It's not like the other. I walked into the room and like was scooping it out before the party. I'm like, okay, where's it going to happen? Because I didn't know what the room looked. I didn't know what was going to happen. I had to convince my friends to host a party. So I actually made a PowerPoint. I made a four part PowerPoint that had seven points on it.

And I had to convince them to help me come pizza party at BLOC. Can you send me your PowerPoint? Oh, absolutely. Oh yeah. Okay, great. I would like to see that. That seems like a hard sell, right? Come to my come pizza party.

It worked out pretty well. Yeah, I many people were at this party? Yeah. It was all furries. How many people came and how many people came? It was 60 to 70 people rotating in and out at the party. And we had 19 confirmed pizza cummer. 19 confirmed. And a few who lied about it. Yeah, you unidentified. A few on confirmed pizza commerce. Uh, I do. You the, the powerful. Okay. This I want to throw up right now. Yeah, me too.

No, it's it was a great time. And not for the pizza. All the, all the poor pizza. Seven reasons why you should host my come pizza party. This is my presentation. Okay, let me pull this up, Sean. I got it. So you didn't put a lav mic in your hat or in your head. You just didn't know.

You tried to talk through it. Yeah, I just talked through know. You tried to talk through it. Yeah, I just talked through it. It works. Okay. Is that video turned up all the way? Yeah. Seven reasons why you should host my ComPizza party. Number one, the biggest and best BLC party.

Hear me out. We can provide a fantastic first initial big party for BLC. We can be the ones to start the weekend off right, you know? Debatable. No one can compare to the party we're going through. Oh, okay. I don't know if there will be a better party

than the pizza. Okay, okay, so John, what happened? Tell me what happened with the party and then afterwards. Because there's a big... Yeah, it definitely blew up for sure. I mean, we had the party and it was like five hours, like 300 minutes of footage.

We had a GoPro in the box. It took about 30, 45 minutes for the first person to come. It was a collective group effort to help everybody. 30, 45 minutes holding out. As punishment. It was like the floodgates. Like once the floodgates were open, then it was all hell. All hell broke loose.

Like once the first person came, then it was just one after another coming, Benanza, once that like piranhas in the water, it was furry, they get a scent of calm. And they say, you know, on top of everything that come on the pizza, it's also cold. Oh, that's where it's.

Yeah, I forgot the microwave. I was gonna bring a microwave so we could heat it up. Oh, what would that room smell like? Oh, God. You think burning hair is bad. Wait till you smell microwaved. I'm gonna be alright. Come.

And so, oh, and every time someone would come, we had the DJ set up, so we had the mic. So someone would get on the mic and it would scream their number. So it would be like, number eight, Princess Purple Fox! And like, fuck it. It would just, like, every time, it was a collective, just group effort to get everyone to come. And it was just so amazing. There you go.

OK. OK. Then, so did you eat the com pizza? Yeah, after the 18 people went, I was the last one to go up. So I went and came on the pizza. And then I knelt down and took a slice and ate it. Ah! Ah! it. Ah! Bury!

How did it taste? Oh, it was salty. Oh, my God, good. And so, I'm fucking gagging. So, like, from that, like, I took the picture of me with the pizza and the sauce on my mom. My mouth is sweating. It's really horrible. Okay.

So you post, did you take, did you film yourself eating the com pizza? Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah, I posted that too. Okay. Was anybody like, oh, I'll eat, oh, wait a minute. We know crushed red peppers. Faw.

She needs, did you put the pop of John's? The pepper, yeah, the garlic sauce on it? Put their own garlic sauce. Yeah, we had our own topping. We had our own garlic sauce. Exactly. Okay. Then what happened?

This is the worst thing I've ever heard. Oh, yeah. So it is. It took the picture and we were cleaning the party up and I put the pizza box outside the work of the room because it was like an ending suite, like an ending hallway and we were cleaning up, we had to clean up the floor and clean up where the cum shots missed and we had to. Where the cum shots missed, they couldn't hit an entire pizza.

I know. What do you think, how much piss do you think is all over their bathroom? You can come on that. You couldn't come in a large pizza. Your aim is so bad. And that's what they'd say to Alec. Your aim so bad, you couldn't hit a large pizza with your own jizz. Someone actually got fucked over the pizza. It was fucking insane. Okay. And then what happened? You put the pizza out.

Yeah, so I put it in the hallway for like, I don't know, about 30 minutes. And we had like a door man like, bouncer like our time, like kind of like outside the door way, like watching people leave and making sure people were good. And people leave in the party, started fucking with the pizza outside the door

and they were taking pictures of it. And this is where it kind of like. This is where it went bad. Yeah, it kind of went bad. Yeah, right here. Look, I'm showing Sean pictures, some of your pictures from your beat off pizza session. That's, is that a finished come pizza? So there's a firm here. He's got like a red stripe and kind of angry eyes, but he's not wearing, he's only wearing his head. He's not wearing a rest of his body. It was like 80 degrees in that room. It got so hot, we couldn't have full suit.

People couldn't full suit without the risk of heat stroke or dying. So they had just their heads or not had it all. I hope they never locked themselves in cars. That was the thing that surprised me most about the furry con I went to with peach. There was a dance party. And were the only humans there. Crazy hot. So I'm sweating, which is to shirt. And these these guys are wearing full mascot suits. Yeah. It's easy to underarm her and stuff because it's you like cool down. There's like sure.

Sure, they're throat underarm her. That's the ad of the future. Right. Just a bunch of furries beating off on a pizza. Right. Underarm her. We must protect this pizza. Heat stroke.

Not anymore. Not anymore. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Heat stroke. Hi, I'm Clyde the stallion. When I beat it, when I have pizza beat off, I always wear under armor. The most recent fabric really helps me. Yeah, stay in it for the long haul. And which you sweat, not your comb. Right. You know,

they have like the templates throwing a ball at the beginning or catching a ball. They have right after he beats off. Oh, hi. Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. Right. He can take off the suit and go out to a nice formal dinner. I even have to shower. I'm Mr. Ed. Yeah. Okay. So that would happen. It went, it went, it went bad from there and it blew up and it started to go in a negative way. And then like, because people were like, there's a biohazard to leave it in the hallway. Like, what if there were miners working there as like made staff? I'm like, well, it's like a casino. That's what you get for eating strange pizza that somebody left on the ground.

And there's a lot of future paternity suits. Who's that touch for pizza? Like, like, like, there's no need to. I honestly would have, I would have, I, it's not my proudest thing to admit, but if I'm shit faced going back to my hotel room and I see a dinner left out, I'll peek and see what's in there. I don't like saying that, but I mean, like somebody else is like on a cart in the hallway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or even on the floor, like they put those trays out. Sometimes I'll take a pig like, there's a fight left or a crumb.

Fries. There's always a couple fries. I've never done that. I'm a fry miner. I really don't want it would admit it, but I hope you don't. It's kind of done it. Yeah, now I won't. I hope you don't do it. I'm gonna. Yeah, now I won't. Yeah. Okay, so then, so people were hysterical about the fact that a child could come along and eat your cum pizza, is that right? Like, there's multiple points, like there's multiple points with like the hotel stuff

and leaving it as biohazard and they were just like, like, they weren't there for it. And they didn't understand the context. I was like, that didn't. Ha ha ha 30 minutes like we just threw it away and left it at that and What's it like party that night? What's it been the next morning and woke up to like the entire? Internet talking about it. How much of the pizza got eaten? Oh Slyce like I had a slice just you I didn't let anybody out. No. I didn't let anybody else pizza party Okay, I couldn't be or out. No, I didn't let anybody else pizza at the party. Okay. I couldn't be responsible for that. Got it. So I was drunk on every clear. Like it was like this deer. They're

really drunk on every clear and they just want to take a bite so badly. I'm like, no, no. And why would you not let them? Yeah. STDs. And come. You can get STDs from come. I didn't know that. Like in your mouth or like that. Yeah, you can get committee. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Climity is an STD, I didn't know that either. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I forgot what I was gonna ask. Speechless. Speechless. I mean, from there, the memes came. Just like the glorious pizza meat.

So you came on the pizza, and at that point, you still wanted to eat it? Yeah, I still ate it. Like, that was the whole, that was the idea of the entire time. Huh. All right. And you've, how much, how often have you, you know,

came on food and eaten it? You did it with the dog treats prior to the pizza, right? Was that the first time I'm guessing no? When was the first time you came on something and ate it? First time I came. It wasn't me who came on it, but someone else like, I want to say it was pizza again. They, they, I think it was, I think it was the Jorino. And it was, it's not delivering.

It's come. Are you for real? You really like pizza is the, is the preferred vehicle for come delivery system? It could be anything. Maybe tacos, burrito. I mean, like there's, there's no discrimination. Like, is there something that you won't eat come that you won't come on in? Absolutely. Salon tro, I hate.

Oh, yeah. It probably tastes different to him. It tastes like soap. Oh, yeah. We're one of those guys. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Um, after that, it tastes like hot fudge. Maybe he's got some, you know, maybe your wires are crotch. It's delicious. So everything on social media is blowing up. Bunchy bull or like, I mean, saying really a lot of mean things, like killing myself, telling me to cut my wrists, like, I mean, like, they're a lot of, why are they upset that you're eating cupcakes? You seem okay with it, like you do it again.

Yeah, of course I do it again. Yeah, so you don't feel that about it. So, no, fuck the fucking, walking around the con, like the actual golf like in suit, so many people come up to me and say, so many nice things, want pitchers and people gave me like applause,

like out of the elevator, walking in the elevator, they gave me like elevator applause. A slow clap, did you get a slow clap? There he is, ladies and gentlemen. There he is. I did. I had people come to me and like, they're like, in crusts, we bust. Oh, in crusts, we bust. The rhyme and slogans, that's how you feel. How do you feel the crust with semen? Yeah. Yeah, there's not cheese in the crust.

Like, you know, yeah, someone did, there's not cheese in the crust like the, you know, yeah, someone did do that. Someone did fill the crust. They fuck they fucked the crust and then came in it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It was it was glorious. This show is the best podcast on earth. It's insane. It's it really is. Uh, okay. Mm-hmm. So is everyone pissed that you still for making the hotel staff throw away a seamen pizza? A lot of people were upset. A lot of people, I mean, I've gotten a lot of people saying like so many nice things, legend, like you're awesome, like I don't know, there's, like you're awesome, like I don't know, like there's, it's, it's mixed for sure, but I know all of like the people around me that like, like my friend, they love it. And it was a great party. Like nobody got hurt. It was amazing. Amazing. It's a great party. Nobody got hurt. Nobody got hurt. Nobody got heatstroke. No, nobody got heatstroke. Nobody got come on their first suit, right? It was, no.

Oh, that would be, no. We get that out. Don't, you throw a washer. You throw in the washer, it's so easy. Well, you can't just throw like an $8,000 suit in a washer, right? It's huge. What are you talking about now?

Yeah, you just turn it inside out and you just throw the body suit in there because you usually have a body suit. You don't throw that head in head, you kind of end up individually. Okay. You've got to claim that. I'm believe. Okay. Well, do you have any more come eating plans? Like do you have a big head? Are you going to get bigger and bigger? Absolutely. We're going MFF in Chicago in December. He's not part of Jedi. We're doing, it's me and a friends birthday party and we're going to do a Chicago deep dish pizza. Oh my God. Where do you get, where do you get 30 loads? Where do you

get? I'm sure you want to go to MFF MFF. You can come on this guy's pizza. I'm eating no pizza there. You would come on a pizza. What would it take for you to come on a pizza? I mean, I, this guy eats. I could, honestly, I bet we could get a lot of dick. I bet we could get a lot of pizza to this show there to come on the, we could eat, we could probably, dude, I was zero on to that. I would do that.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, I mean, honestly, like, I'm just trying to think, how could I get in trouble for this? I don't think so. Oh, I don't think so. I think you're allowed to come on whatever pizza you want. It's American. It's American.

Yeah, it's free. Well, of course, I'm a vegan. STDs though, like, you know, like you said. A bunch of STDs. Tons. But if he's, yeah, but he was willing to eat that. I'll guarantee you nobody got a, you didn't look at anybody's fucking STD tests before.

I don't know. I don't know how you could do that at a freak convention. Like that's impossible. That's logistically impossible at a freaking mentioning it. Like STD tests. Yeah. Like I went through the logistics. Like I planned this out for months. Like I knew that couldn't be a thing. Like it just it just wasn't going to be a possibility. I'm a fucking throw up. This is the future of porn. It's not, it's like a pizza bucacchi. I bet we can get 300 guys to come on on a pizza for this guy. So is that, is that a fetish of yours though too? Because I know, you know, there's a lot of food and putting shit on food and all that kind of stuff. Is that, is that something that even before you've always like,

for some reason that was a thing for you? I've always like come and like that's always been consistent. Okay, well, like food play is definitely a thing. It's definitely a thing. I have a lot of people ask to his brand. Like begging me for the pizza video, like please, I need to see it. I need this pizza come video.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly gets people off. How long have you been a furry for? Well, wait, wait, you didn't say the first time you ate come on food. What was that? Well, yeah, so it was pizza. I think I was 18 or 19, I think.

Like, it was somebody. How do you know somebody? I'm 20, 22. Oh, okay. Okay. I've got a lot of competing in that view. I've been in the fandom for two years since 2019. I'm relatively new to it. Is it a furry fandom?

Yeah, yeah, the furry fandom. I've only been a furry for about two years before COVID, really. COVID did this to you. Yeah, the art chat, the art chat in COVID, because I would run around in the art chat and I had a not-bong, it was a bong in the shape of a knot, and I would just run around with a thing. Wait, what? It looks like a knot.

It looks like a bong, but it's twist, like a knot. Oh, okay. You put a knot out. Right? Well, here, here, I can send like a nut. Oh, okay. Right. Well, here, here, I, I, I, I send you a picture. Okay. And, um, I just like, did that during like all of COVID and the pandemic and got so into like the, the community.

And it, it's just been, it's been so amazing. How come you say the, I'll furry say the community. I've never heard any, like, I've never heard anyone else use that word so furry say the community. I've never heard anyone else use that word, so freely, the community. I don't know, because it's a community of just like really awesome people, like in animals, like it's just,

that's just how it's always been to me. Well, because if you're around everybody who is, like everybody knows what you're talking about because of who you're talking to, right? The community, it's implied. Yeah. Okay, so this is you, you're a green fox, and you're talking to. Right? The community. It's implied. Yeah. Okay. So this is you. You're a green fox and you have a long main wolf. Yeah. Oh yeah. Green wolf. Sorry. Okay. You're fine. You're fine.

Yeah. So I have a long. Yeah. It's a long. But it's where your dick is. It's not my ass. Like it's a it's a it's a long like up my ass and I run around with it and I could pull it out and I would smoke it and I would drink out of it. I was just finding a computer. Yeah, and VR. And VR. Okay. That's cool. That's where I started.

I think this is safe for me to put on the video. Right, Sean? I mean, it's, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, animated or whatever. I, you know, there's no, apparently the rules for going, it's constantly changing when it comes to that. And far be it for me to be on top of the world. It's so fucking stupid. The amount of censoring we have to do, self-sensoring.

It gets really so fucking stupid that a guy can't just get a bunch of guys to come on a pizza and then he's getting flack for it online. What the, who cares? Well, one thing we know is everybody's got an opinion and they're going to share it, God, damn it. Okay, this is the bong up your computer ass, I guess. Yeah. What happens if it breaks? Is it glass? Oh, oh no. Yeah, if it breaks, it's not a good time. Yeah, oh no. Yeah, it's a breaks a stomach. Good time. No. All right. Do you have a dream come come eating?

Oh, the be like yeah, what would be a surf? Dude spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti and balls spaghetti and meatballs. Yeah, white size. Oh my god, fetichini come Frado. 100 people. I don't even like fetichinial frito. And now you're definitely not gonna like it.

That would be your dream and you would eat the eye. Okay. Oh, he's so slimy. Oh man. Sean, do you have any more questions for? I think he should. I think he should. I think he should like continue to eat questions for. I think he should. Questions for John the Wolf.

I think he should like continue to eat. Come topped foods. Mm-hmm. And then take up bodybuilding and attribute the come for like your, your huge increase in size. Yeah. Just to see if you can get it to go somewhat mainstream. Yeah.

See, really, you really need to go. That I want to see like bodybuilders come out and get interviewed afterwards for like winning the you know The all-drug bodybuilding contest. Yeah, and just attribute that it's like what really just finished It was like just the what put the polish on my physique was just eating come Protein yeah, yeah, it's a different kind of protein that you can all right exactly Yeah, it's not like a way protein or you know, exactly. No, it's not like a way protein or it's protein. It's protein.

Oh God, that's perfect. Do you have your protein today? That's what they're going to do. Do you have your protein? No, you don't have your protein before you. God, I have to go somewhere else now. Okay, does anything make you a rage, John? The wolf. Nick, what? does anything make you a rage, John? The wolf.

Nick, what? Does anything make you a rage? Make you a rage? Definitely. The P.O. Box that people can send you, Seaman. No, they're restaurants. You should. I don't have a P.O. Box yet. That I don't know if I want come come by mail. You're not well, I'm not taking that.

That's illegal to send the via the mail. Why? You can't put body fluids or blood or anything in the mail. You can't spit in an envelope and send it to a congressman. I don't think so. That's illegal. That's illegal. There's actually certain packaging for like, you know, if you do like a, like a DNA test or use it with a swab or something like that.

Some protein, you want some protein, protein.com. Yeah. Sean. I mean, that's a great name. You know I like catching names. I think we could get over 100 guys to come on something for this guy. Oh, I really think that. You're not out at all.

You're not that angry about it. Angry coming. Whatever. I don't really feel one way or the other about it. Like I'm not going to, I wouldn't like to not, I was like, yeah, that's not me and I've like made gag at the thought of it, but I think you're protesting too much. You're saying it's not me. But I mean, if somebody else, I don't really see the harm in it.

You know, I'm not about like telling somebody else what to do in that regard. Yeah. And back to your point, like, what makes me upset, like, I mean, not much makes me, I mean, like the internet and shit, like, it's just, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't that amazing upset. I think what makes me more upset is, is like, friends of mine and people that like, I've talked to you that just didn't know the situation or just like assume they knew and just like Jumped again, conclusion jumped a two many conclusions. Yeah, like what I

Don't know like there is multiple things with like the Conclusion and If you didn't I actually got a trespass from the GSR. It was the cancerous resort. I got trespassed. What do you mean trespass? You got trespassed. You got kicked out.

Yeah, security officer came up to me in the lobby on Sunday night and they escorted me to my room and told me that there's no good here. Yeah, they told me, come's not good here. They said, because of the usage of their social media, the usage of their logos on my social media. Oh, fuck that.

Give me a fucking break. Here, I'll actually show you the picture that the only time I use their picture in my social media, I think I have it because it's such a good picture. And there's no reason why they should have kicked me out for it. But I think like the CEO of the GSR, probably just like, it came across as like email and like the Saturday morning. You were just really just like, wow.

I was heading the wrong. Yeah, Sean, when you said it was tied in a knot, that was incorrect. I see the picture now that it's a dog's penis, is when he's hit a bong shaped like a knot. Yeah. Oh, is that what you meant? Look, look, look.

Yeah. See? He just said a bong, a knot bong. Yeah. A man of dogs, a wiener. Not a terrible way to describe it. No, it's erotic for them. I thought it was like a glass sculpture,

you know what I mean? Like where he just like twisted as like a piece of art. You know, like I immediately think dogcock when you heard the word not. No, some's wrong with you then. Okay, here's we have arrived. The biggest little F.C. Okay, that's you just took a picture of the hotel and they fucked with you. Yeah, they took it for sure, the hotel and they they fucked with me. Yeah, like it's pretty

much. What the fuck? I keep here. I keep thinking gunshot residue. Like I know, I don't know what GSR is at a hotel. I mean, it's like hotel chain, but they got pissed. You're just taking a picture of the hotel. That's horseshit. I guess because my stuff, like blue-punch social media, I didn't look good for their company and they decided to trust past week, six months and kicked me out. They kicked you out because you posted a picture of their hotel.

Yeah, they just asked you to take it down. Why? I never was there. They didn't want to do that. They just, they were like, what room, like they just asked if Friday, asked me what room I was in and they squirted according to my room.

I had to, oh yeah, here's you talking to security. Look at these motherfuckers. Oh, hey, you posted a picture of our hotel online. We're sending two security guards over to Horacio. Yeah. That's what you look a little man lit next to me. It's hilarious. You could have lifted his leg on that display case.

All right, John. Uh, thank you for calling in. Yeah. Thanks. lifted his leg on the display case. All right, John. Thank you for calling in. Yeah, thanks. Better luck with your com eating. Do you have a website where people could go? Look at your, this is for real. He's not a comedian.

No, he's not a comedian. Comedian? That was the one of the biggest dad jokes I think I've ever told I hope a dad is not making calm jokes You know, you know I just have a Twitter and it's just main to Wolfie that's like I don't have a website or anything That's main wolfie with a lie. Okay, you'll see me at MFF. You'll see the deep dish on the internet again Oh my god, all right, well, we'll have to have them back on. I was going to have

pizza tonight too. Not anymore. Now I'd you should go pick it up in front of pizza restaurants. It's like you know it. It's like picketing in front of like a, you know, a gun store or something. Yeah. What you sell people. Yeah. The target advertising was insane. Like, like, the amount of pizza ads that were in the hotel, that were on the TV, that were on Twitter, that were on our phones, there was only pizza at the entire time. Yeah, because I heard you guys say pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza over and over again. Yeah, pizza, pizza.

Vomit vomit. All right, little Caesar. Thanks for calling in, John. Thank you so much for having me. I'm good. You guys have a great day. You too. Okay, see ya. My God.. You guys have a great day. You too. Okay. See ya. Oh my god.

Oh my god. What a fantastic caller. Just periodically I was thinking people asked me to describe this show like what's it about? It's like, well, we had a guy who was active during the Rodney King riots in 1992. A rooftop Korean. A rooftop Korean. And before he could actually leave the room, he had a guy got 19 people that jizz on a

Papa John's pizza and eat it. I don't know. You tell me what the show is about. Yeah, what is that about to you? That's this is America. That's what I show. Oh, all right. I have other stuff, but I honestly don't think it could live up to the

Compute Story show over two hours too. All right, thanks everybody. Go to patreon.com slash the dick show. I'll see you next Tuesday. Presenting. Wow. That was a good... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'll read the Christ the Kiwi stuff next week. All right. Go to the store. We've got, I've got a new shirt.

Me and Vito made a shirt. I'll show you, Sean. It's this one that says, I like jokes. Look at this. It's great. It's great looking shirt, right? Very limited time. Is that just a, who's that supposed to be?

Just a, just like the giga Chad guy. Oh, got it. Okay. Looking at just celebrating, seeing how it works. Uh, I really, I really love this shirt. Either too. Um, I'll probably get to, there's hoodies too. And the criminalized sobriety shirt is, is back up for a couple of weeks too.

Uh, okay, let's do it. We're supposed to do. Got a hoodie too. Cool. Yeah. Hey, hey, Sean, Serial, pal D.P. What's up, D.P.? Makes me read his cardboard. What's up D.P. It makes me read his cardboard. Everything's being shipped by Amazon.

I'm getting fucking packed. It is all the time. And now my dumpster like is full of fucking cardboard. I can either throw out my trash which I choose that one or I can break down all these fucking boxes. The people are breaking down way too many boxes in a layover. That's true. And then somebody says to me, oh, just recycle it.

Oh my God. Blow me. That's not a bad idea. I'm not going to load up my vehicle and go fucking drive down to the recycling center because I'm too fucking lazy. So I decide I'm going to have the recycling you know just come to your door because that's the service that they offer. He's actually putting more effort into this than I ever would.

I can pay extra every fucking month to throw away garbage. No, it's just going into dumpster where I'm going to burn it. Fuck you. I'm not paying to recycle shit you used to get money to get yeah but apparently not more like i will pick up your aluminum can how much how much you get for that like do you wait there like i don't know you pay us and we cannot recycle your shit you want people to do it you gotta make it easy to much car bar yeah that's much like a loading dock right now. All the Amazon's going in and out and returns and all this shit.

I really hated it. There are so many boxes, dude. I live in a building. There's just four units. That's all it is. And there's one guy you did. You would think there were there were 20 fucking units in this place. Yeah, with the Amazon delivery.

You can't even, you go downstairs through the security door. Like you got to wade through these cardboard boxes and on full-ops. And it's always like one guy who there's one guy who like never fucking leaves. And he literally, he probably doesn't go downstairs, but maybe twice a week. Yeah. And it's like, there's just shit that's just piling up. He's right, everything's in fucking cardboard. It's like that I throw the boxes into the garage

where only I go, because that's where the weights are. When I go work out, it's like there's a fucking ball pit of boxes all around. Yeah. Okay, let's go. The rest of the show, and just listen to the new voice, bonus episode. And I got to say, what's the mathematics have pretend conversations with women on YouTube

videos that he's pretending already girlfriend until he finds out that Mary is one of the most pathetic things that was really weird and sad. Oh, she's married. Oh, what's married. Oh, what? It looks at the ring on the wrong hand. I think we all have to agree. It is a new, it's a new love.

He's just broken. I think it is. Yeah. I mean, I'm really even deeper. Who knows? We'll see. He's just broken. I mean, I get being like, maybe you like a girl and you find she's married being a little

bit disappointed, but watching him do it in real time, like pretend to talk to this girl and, oh, oh, she's married. Oh, oh, no, no. Oh, my God, man, that's really very pathetic indeed. Let's see what else this guy said. There's your question. I just called the end of a bad accident in New York. Can you have 10 girlfriends on YouTube children videos? Yeah.

No more than two minutes later, the dumb shit proved me wrong. It's an even newer, lower row by... He couldn't wait. He had to call in. He was just watching. He was talking about going wild on spring break. This is the most pathetic. That's good.

Maddy locks on spring break. I want to disaster. That guy is, okay. Every month, there are like some, there are just some head shaking moments that happen where you're like, it's not even, there are just some head shaking moments that happen where you're like, it's not even, it's not even funny. No. It's just bizarre. It's bizarre that someone would get to that point.

Any kind of a following at all, they would end up at a point where they're like having these delusions about having weird obsessive crushes with YouTube girls and then being disappointed by them being married. Like what he's doing. Like what he's doing. And like not making it a joke. I know people, I know people are watching, you know, a small amount, but like it seems like he would do this if he were literally just by himself. I keep thinking, I keep thinking like with the, with the filters and I'm

shit. Like, they told me, I fuck me. I don't know if I believe this, but wasn't, I think, Napoleon was exiled to like a, you know, like a prison on, where was it? Why it was an island? It was an island. Oh, it was. Like, is that off Corsica or something? Yeah. And they said that he kind of like went nuts and started like lining up rocks to boss around. I never, I don't think that's actually true. But that's what triggers in my brain where he's just broken. So he's like, it's like, we could put these rocks in a line. They're my guards. Like there, you know, like some broken-brained person who's just Acting this out and believes that like Real it's so weird how many real of characters that are gonna be timeless

Bro just write articles all you have to do is write articles on your fucking website like seriously It's all you have to do. Yeah, and all of this will go away. Yeah Whatever I fucking website like seriously it's all you have to do yeah and all of this will go away yeah whatever idiot okay here's one hey vacation hey I just had an interesting event occurred to me was just I went to the gas station down the block from me to fill up my tires and there was this love the skull and yoga pants you you know, a hot bun and all that. A lot of yoga pants. You know, filling up her tires on her brand new, like, equal knocks. And it was just like

interesting. So it's like, okay, you know, I'm just waiting there for her to finish. This girl takes fucking 20 fucking minutes to fill up her air in her tires, not because the machine's broken or anything, but she even gets in her car and then keeps changing the different fucking angles as well to fill up the fucking air. It's like a free air pump and everything. And so,

I thought it was like, got out. What's she doing? And fucking try to offer help at the very end, because I'm just like, the fuck is she doing wrong? try to offer help at the at the very end because like I'm just like The fuck is she doing wrong? I got the fuck out of me. You need me maybe help and she's here me and I'm like, hey, you know Do you need like a tire pressure gauge or something? And she like notices me and she like here's me and she starts yelling at me. She's like

Stop harassing me, okay? I'm talking cops if you don't stop harassing me, and I'm like, what are you talking about? asking me okay talking and all right i just you know if you need a high-priced and anything okay you know no

my god hard nevermind you know it's just great and uh... so this basically put two together what she was doing

was she was filling up the tires and then going in her car and then looking at the light get on and she's like you know the lights go on let me put in more air and stupid you have to drive for a little bit and the sensors are broken all the time they do break anything man including fucking vehicle because this shit happens

she's gonna blow up her tires yeah i guess you shouldn't all the jackass area guess what they't also have all the alcohol. I guess they'll also come on if they're too high. Oil bitch, you know, who doesn't know how to operate the vehicle that she's in. Oh my God, just anyway, go fuck yourself. All right.

Thank you. God damn. Good call. That's annoying. I have seen people. I've been waiting. There's a gas station right around the corner from my house. Every once in a while, you know, I'll pull in, grab a coke and pull up, just pull up to the air thing

because it's free. It's free. And yeah, sometimes there's somebody there who just, they just, they just can't do it. They don't know what pressure they, what they don't know what pressure they want. You know, it's on the thing, the thing pops out on those air things. And what a pressure it is. They can't find on the tire where it's, they probably don't even understand that you can measure it. It's just, is there enough air or not? Dude, I just, I, I, it's like,

what are you looking at that's taking so long? Are you not able to push it down enough to see is air leaking out? What are you doing? It's like, I really just want to, it's like, I just want to do it down enough to see is air leaking out. What are you doing? It's like, I really just want to, it's like, I just want to do it for, like I have actually helped. It was like an older woman.

Yeah. Because I was like, I want, just want you to get out of here. Get out of here. You all back. I need you to get out of the way. Yeah. Like this, this cannot take 15 minutes. Okay.

Let's do a couple more. uh... okay uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... slightly bigger checks your ability to find is amazing

and i'm not that i'd like to I did this if it weren't better sweet Funny it would be sad like I am for us come However, I wanted to comment on the head injury thing. Yeah myself when I'm 36 so it's one of your girl ish I was in a really bad part of and floored off had your playing So I've been good to grow off and 200 foot in bank and died, but we hit the gar, anyway. I had a small ball inside my fucking head. To this day, I still have memory issues. It's very worried about it.

That's horrible. It's obviously, it's just manageable. I'm not a fucking, you know, living off fucking society as a fucking vegetable or anything, but. Yeah, but that's, I mean, that's also bad. Winger forever. You're impaired to some extent. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember telling stories. Like between, like, I have a conversation with, you know, six people, eight people a day, whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. And I just want one point of story or some sort of this. And if someone's, you know, I sometimes, and not even sometimes, a lot of the time, I, I know I told the story, like if something

happens in my life, then you know, you want to talk about it, you know, you should give somebody or gossip or whatever. I know I've told the story to like my best friend, maybe. I have a lady friend for you, so the point I'm poorly trying to make is that I remember telling stories. There's plenty of times where I don't remember that I told them to use specifically. Whenever I get in a relationship or someone like a new worker or somebody that's underneath me or whatever, or whatever, I always, once you get to a point where I know I'm going to interact with them a lot. I let them know, like, hey, I can't run this shit.

If I tell you a story that you've heard me tell, stop me. You can stop me. Yeah. I'm not telling you because I think it's funny. I think you're hearing again or something like that. You think that's bad. You should let me finish because it's really rude to come off. So I hope that doesn't stick around for you.

I mean, how will I know? That's the worst part. Like, I have no fucking idea if it's gone or not. I think that's pretty much the- Well, that was uncalled for. Go fucking shuttles, love you, Sean. Love you too. Um, only you know how you feel and how like maybe you're, maybe you feel like it's, you're trying hard to search for certain things that would normally be on the tip of your tongue.

Like I, I haven't noticed just as the show, there just are interactions. I haven't noticed really any impairment. Yeah, I mean, that's noticeable. I'm not worried about that. Yeah, I'm worried about me remembering. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, that's level with it. Sure. Fucking it's. Do you find it hard to

Oh, god, damn, the possum. Another possum. Do you find it hard? Do you notice a difference? Like you said, it's like cotton or something like like things are just a little fuzzy and you do have to kind of work it out in your head.

Like, okay, what exactly happened? How come I don't remember that? That's odd. Yeah. Cause my memory's always been amazing. It's been good. Yeah, you have a good memory. We'll see.

Well, it's better. All right, goodbye everybody. All right, thank you. See ya. you