The Dick Show - Episode 285 - Dick on Due to Inflation

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

Nick Rekieta calls in about the Rittenhouse case, Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk are in-studio, Stone Toss sells out of NFTs, inflation jokes, pet insurance, crossing state lines, different-sex gay relationships, and women transitioning to fatter women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I'm sick of it. You and Charlie Sheen. It's tired of winning. I guess, yeah. I still have AIDS. Or what? I don't know if he ever had AIDS. Oh, and what?

He doesn't have AIDS. No, I think he, I'm thinking about. John Cryer's the one that had AIDS. Who had the AIDS? Well, I think it transferred after season four. John Cryer, yeah, they needed to make his character more interesting so that it gave him AIDS. No, I don't think I'm going to play that when I get AIDS.

I think he said that though. I'm going to play the price. He's right. Wap, wap, wap, wap. Yeah. I like the doctor do it. Wap, wap, wap. Did Troy Sheen say he had AIDS?

Pretty sure he did. I think he did. But I don't think he actually did. I think he was just doing it for attention. I think he was just in the throes of a drug-induced psychosis. Is there any influencer who's fake-telling AIDS yet? They gotta get on, Nick avocado. Is he fake-telling AIDS yet?

I don't know. That big fat guy who's eating himself to death. I don't think I know that guy. You gotta get on, you gotta be part of the Nicato avocado bunch, Sean. So really his name. Yes, his name is Nicado avocado. Nicado avocado. It's called mukbang. It's called mukbang. Yeah. And you watch fat people gluttonlessly eat themselves to death live for your amusement. So it's like a screams like a baby. Like it drops things and then goes, wow, like that.

Like a YouTube channel? Yeah, it's a YouTube. I must say that. Really? Yes, it's disgusting. It's just like going along. You can get all upset too. But when it was making so much money,

but like, yeah, it's awesome. Is it like a fetish? I don't know. I mean, it's no one's coming. I'm not coming. That's what you're implying. I don't know. I mean, what are you trying to soft sell that?

Floated out there to test the- No, I'm just saying, you know, like temperature, the will take a temperature of the water. Well, as soon as I heard, like he dropped stuff and is crying, is that? Ah! Is that like, does he cry like a baby? I mean, is this like a diaper thing?

I don't know. I don't think he wears diapers. He's just fatter than hell. You know, but like in that zone in that zone, in that fame. In that zone, the diaper zone. The diaper zone. Remember we, the diapers. Where is the line?

That was one of my favorite crossovers. That got the car one. Yeah. There is a new, let's start the show and get into the pitching. Is that thing? I'm at the diaper one. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah!

Yeah! Welcome to the, you want to, you need to, you got it, it's the show, it's a contest, give me a live from Mountain Bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Take Matters, and I gave the $20 million man. Due to inflation, it's now $ million dollar. Do you oh man? So it's right in the head of every inflation joke ever a 69 is now 107 due to inflation shut the fuck up with the due to inflation joke I was like none of them are funny. Is that that's not funny. Yeah, it's not a. That's never funny. It's not a joke. It's not a fucking joke.

It just sucks. Dude, do inflation, and then you add to the nut, we got it. Yeah. What number can we apply this to? Well, wow, hilarious. Well, add to inflation in the next few minutes. Now with 3.5. Some, you're fucking idiot.

Shut up, you filthy animal. Yeah. I need to change a filthy animal. Dude, inflation, keep the changes now. There is no change now. All right, John. It's gonna be a dollar. All right, John, I'm sorry.

One new inflation. God damn, you fucking, you fucking hacks. Shut up. Woo. I need someone to ship me out a new brain today. I tell you what, it's just, it's, the mind's broken. I try to go to sleep, but a reason, you know, when the woman leaves you to your own devices

for an evening, it's wonderful. Oh, man, you load up, you start. Isn't it the best? You tell your console to start downloading a game, you get shit-faced at four o'clock, and you're in bed by 730. Woo, amazing. She's sending you photos of whatever the fuck her

and her friends are doing all that, who cares, right? You know what's funny? Knowing you, I automatically put AM after those times. No, I'm afraid. Don't worry, go to a party. Go to a party. Absolutely, you know what I'm trying to keep it together. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

But my fucking friends kept waking me up to go to a party because they can't go to a party without me So they keep I get a never ending series of men like I'm some kind of a prostitute coming into my room Coming into my bed and waking me up. Hey dick. Let's go. You want to go to that party yet? Hey, they've go watch the Matrix. I feel like an alcoholic dad. Mm-hmm. Just go watch the matrix leave me alone Hey, the matrix is over You ready to go to that party now, Dick? What's up? I'm fucking sleeping, you guys.

You're not gonna leave me alone. You have friends over and you went to bed? Yes, because I was so tired. I'm drinking all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all this celebrating for international men's, international men who are allies to women day. Oh, is that what it is now?

Is that shit? Oh, yeah, the UN took, took, took the UN took 10 minutes out of their day to thank men who are allies to women on their natural men's day. You mentioned a real plainly the last couple of years. The mother fuckers. Why don't you ungo fuck yourself? We'd like to call attention to all the men who are allies of women and supporters of women and laugh at women's comedy, which we all know is not funny. Thank you, all you men, on this international, passive-aggressively complain about men's day.

Don't they have a bunch of countries that are not really that female, friendly? Don't you have some sex trafficking to do at the UN? You fucking pedophiles, fuck you. My dog had eye surgery this week. Yeah. Oh man, expensive fucking eye.

Yeah. Our eyes were all leaking all the time. I thought it was some kind of allergy, right? But then I go in and the doctor, the doctor who barely speaks English, because no, she has an eyelash pointing inside. Ingri, ingri. Let me go on eyelashes.

It happens to dog sometimes. What the fuck you, yeah, I told you that in July. So you didn't tell me she had fucking in on eyelashes. It happens to dogs sometimes. What the fuck you are? Yeah, I told you that in July. So you didn't tell me she had fucking ingrown eyelashes. Yeah, asshole. Well, we can take them out. I don't know if you want to take them out. I said, well, yeah, I got it. And I thought,

Couching, I bought all that insurance after the $6,000 vet bill last night. Let me guess, elective surgery. Oh, it better not be. No, I should. It better fucking not be. I'm gonna let the house up in that fucking- And sure, I'm gonna go to that insurance agency and put myself in as many self-defense situations

possible. Right. Fucking elective surgery. That's better fucking not be. Yeah, let's see a takeout eyelashes with one arm. Bitch. Bitch. You fucking bitch.

Couching boom. Yeah. Boom. Yeah. That had to be covered, right? I don't know. Now, Kachang boom. Yeah, boom. Yeah, that had to be covered, right? I don't know. Now you got me all worried. Fucking better be. That's absolutely a health thing.

I mean, you can fucking keep growing in. The dog could go blind. Yeah, we can't have that. How else you know when to interrupt our erotic times? With no eyesight. The fucking dog. No, I don't like, this is too much information. No, they do, they know.

They know right when you're about to blow your load and then they just start, they jump right on top. Like, how are you? It's done, right? And now, just give me a second, come on. Can't you just like, shudder out of the room? Ah, then she's going crazy and jumping on. Yeah, she's a real attachment issues.

Sean, the term same sex is discriminatory and should be banned professional dancers say. Well, I'm, is not surprised. A distinguished answer is called on the thing to ban the use of same sex when referring to couples because it's discriminant discrimination. And what's the logic behind that? Well because just because you're in a gay relationship doesn't mean that it has to be the same gender.

Yeah, okay. So we're talking, Jay. Okay. Well, I mean, that logically follows, right? Yeah. I mean, look, just because we're the same logic as we're in a gay relationship doesn't mean we're both men. Yeah. Okay. Sure. You know what, I'm in a gay relationship, doesn't mean we're both men.

Yeah. Okay. Sure. You know what, I'm in a gay relationship then. Do whatever you want. That's I'm taking it back from women. Now, all of now, I am in a homosexual relationship with my wife, right? That's what I, oh, is that your, is that your wife? Is that your girlfriend?

Yes. We're in a homosexual relationship. Don't question it. Don't question. You think that would annoy women? Yes. You started, because they're all about having a relationship, right? Like, yeah. Well, there's one thing that I know you know how to do.

I feel like I'm getting too close to the sun lately. But honestly, I feel like a big hammer's about to fall. It's making me uneasy, because I'm having a fucking great time. Yeah, well, great time. I mean, it's funny, you can use, you can use their own rhetoric and logic, but if you're the, quote unquote, wrong person doing it,

it really fucking pisses them off. But it's like, I want it, you should be taking the statements, not who's making that, it's like, is it true? Is it not? Is it insane? Is it not? Every time a girl asks you for listeners, the girl says, are we in a relationship? Yes, we're in a gay relationship.

Yeah, that's just want to make it clear. Yeah, let's talk to Nick. Let's get Nick on as quickly as possible because this is Nick as a hero. Let's get him on. Nick, are you there? Nick is a hero. Let's get him on Nick. Are you there? Yeah, buddy. What's up Nick Rackets? Wow. What a what a series of weeks for you taking over the world Nick had What did you have a hundred and fifty thousand viewers or something on your written house verdict? Comprehensible. I think we got to 130, but it felt like. Do you know inflation? It's 179.

I hate that joke. Is it legal now for me to shoot people who do that joke to me? Yes, because it puts you in imminent danger of killing yourself. Yeah, exactly. He really is a lawyer. Oh my God. Congratulations. And all your success, you smell terrific.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. How's it been? It's been a wild fucking ride. I mean, it was a lot of work. I was streaming most days between nine and 12 hours of streaming because I was trying to keep up my night show as much as possible along with the daytime stuff.

And it, you know, but it, it was good. It was good work. It was very profitable. How much did you, how much money did you make? That's what everyone wants to know. Can you pay for all your kids now? No, you'll never be able to pay for all these damn kids. But yeah, so far, it's come out to about $110,000.

Oh my God. Just for adding your commentary and putting all these lawyers panels together for the written house case. That's amazing. That's unbelievable. It's really awesome that you're doing that, especially seeing is how, how much bullshit every news organization seems to want to color the case with. I haven't watched any coverage of it. Well, I'm going to let you and Nick talk about it. This is interesting. No, no, no, it's interesting.

I mean, I saw, I saw acquitted on all charges and I thought, okay, well, I mean, that's I mean, then the judge threw his gun back to him. He goes, hey, kid, you mean, that's, and then the judge threw his gun back to him. You guys, hey, kid, you know, there's a kid catch. Yeah, you're gonna, don't forget this. Nick, just in time, kid, we need your help. No kidding. Have they burned anything down in, in Kenosha yet protesting? No, they're burning things down in other cities, of course, because that's how these things

operate. Yeah. Kenosha's been pretty muted from what I've seen. They had, you know, right after the verdict, they had some like small group. It looked like less than a hundred people outside complaining, but it's cold. It's cold as shit up here. So that helps when they bust in the antifa guys they forgot to get sweaters or The lower half of their faces warm and everything else is freezing They put they put a bunch of piles of bricks around but they didn't bother to put any sweaters around

Yeah, I guess yeah, were you worried ever watching the case as it was taking longer and longer? Yeah, yeah, I was worried I did not think like I was in denial that they could possibly come to a guilty verdict because I mean, it's the, Sean, you had the right approach, right? Like you didn't need to watch any coverage and you go, oh, yeah. Of course, that guy wasn't guilty because that's the reason. Yeah. Well, like, I honestly don't, I don't even have all the facts straight, like the timeline of things and everything.

Yeah. Like, I really have almost no opinion. I would think that, I would think that they must not have proven the case beyond a reasonable doubt or charged him with the wrong things or whatever, but it seems like, you know, one of the guys pointed a gun at him first, violent pedophile. I mean, a serial pedophile was that guy? Yes. Joe Joe.

I don't know anything about that. He's got a ton of convictions of violent pedophilia. Look, you can probably say, well, I mean, maybe it was a bad idea to just be there in the first place, but that doesn't mean that you're, I'm just leaning. You know, yeah. So yeah, I don't know. I'll go, maybe I'll go back and read everything and all that kind of stuff for whatever reason. I mean, probably sound shitty to say, but I just, I haven't taken that much interest in the case.

And I know I'm, it's healthy. Like, yeah, I'm trying to constantly say to young, to people in the 20s and 30s, like, look, do everything you can do to escape this hell that we live in. Yeah. Put all your energy to that. I got a lot of other things going on. I got a lot of other things going on. Political movements.

Because they, I think I'm, I think I'm, Eric, they'll suck you dry. I think that's great advice. Anyway, Nick, what were you, you were saying about the verdict? You were in denial. I just didn't think that they would possibly find him guilty, but I was really worried about a hung jury resulting in a mistrial and they'd be able to drag this kid through the fucking dirt for another year, two years. I mean, that's one hard thing in these cases is to remember that, you know, just it was

just over a year ago, it was August 25th when this happened. And he's been under the thumb of government for that long. And he's 18. So it's like that's a prime year of development, of activity, of fucking around before like you really find out, you know, all of that stuff. And it's just taken away from him. And that's the shit that pisses me off about it because they knew, they knew that they didn't have to. They knew his bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. I feel that way too. I felt like watching it, the prosecution's entire purpose was just to inflame media attention,

like just to say things that would, I mean, the things they were saying were just like right down the party line of, of outrage topics on the left. Like, do you play violent video games? Is that something you do? Oh my God. That, yeah. You know, and I think that was the interesting thing. I was very critical of both prosecution and defense on this. And it was amazing to see that each side kept trying to lose.

Yeah. Wow. Not that too. Like, what are you doing? Put them on the stand. Yeah. Not that deal. What are you doing? Put them on the stand. He's a fucking kid. No, Steve, and Avery didn't even take the stand. What are you doing? It was that, and then that, that call a duty line.

I mean, if any of the jury, the jurors had a kid or a nephew or, you know know, had ever met a video game. A part of the news, a teenager. Right. Like they're going to be like, okay, that's weird because I know people who play Call of Duty and they don't shoot people. Yeah. Right? Like that doesn't make any sense.

How is as a lawyer, what was your opinion on the prosecution flagging the jury with an AR 15 to close out there. Our fucking guy brings an AR-15 into court and points it at the jury. Like this is what I was like, it was beautiful. Not only any AR-15, that's a haunted AR-15. That thing's got two bodies under its belt already. You never know what it's going to do. Yeah, that was a bit of a bungle. Yeah.

I was thinking, go ahead. And how many people who maybe haven't followed the case that closely, it was based on, you know, the whole riots and everything was because of a police shooting, correct? Proud of me. I don't know. Yeah, it was a white officer shot a black man. Do you think there's a significant percentage that thinks that any of the people that

written how shot were black? Yes, because the news says it all the time. Well, I mean, they don't, they say they don't talk about the race. Some have said shot black people and we're like, are we messing up? I've seen a couple screenshots of newspapers doing it. I think it was a guardian just the other day. The guardian posted that he shot three black men. And then they retracted it, you know, they retracted it quickly, but Google Cash caught it. And yeah, no, they shot three white people. That's the only thing that I've read was like

written house blah blah, you know, age whatever is white. As are the three people he shot. Yeah. Well, he was, he was such a white supremacist. He wouldn't waste bullets on black people. That's, that's the real, that's beneath it. He was, right. He wants them to continue suffering. I saw, I saw something, somebody in the New York post, I think, writing about you or,

I don't know, one of the big papers, but they wouldn't mention your name. Nick, they said a YouTuber, a YouTuber who had over a million views. And it said you referred to the prosecutor with a nasty name based on his physical appearance. What did you, I don't, I used a lot of them actually. What made the papers? Which one? Which prosecutor? It's got to be Krauss, the fat guy.

I assume. He's one of his physical appearance constantly. Yeah. Cause he, I mean, and before he even opened his mouth, the first time you see this guy, he's sitting down in the chair and he's got this fucking title wave of his suit coat coming up and attacking the back of his head. Can fact guys not wear suits? I've seen back guys and suits they look fine.

But you're going to get a suit fine. You're right. Correct. I mean, that's the thing. Jesus. Can't buy off the rack when you're, you know, when you're 600 pounds. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to do it before you hit the, you're, you got to get measured after you go to the golden corral not before. Exactly. Yeah, you got to account for the back of your head, looking like a pack of Frank's. They got a special app in there. See where it's got an app to get your suit fit exactly right if you're over 500 pounds. Some of the highlights for me, let's see. I liked when the guy who got his arms shot off went on Good Morning America the next day

to like correct his testimony in the, I assume that in the hopes that the jurors were watching at home. Like they immediately he fucked up because he said, yeah, he shot me because I drew my gun and pointed at him. That's why I read that too. Like I was like, yeah, I understand. Yeah, it says, you know, admits pointing gun at. So we got to get this guy on the news and get him to retestify as quickly as possible. Like how fucking transparent.

There's that, but the other problem that he's got is that he, he, he fucking nuked his civil cases because he has a two civil cases out one in Wisconsin state court and one in federal court against the city and police for failure to protect. Come on, boy, which was already just a bungalow of a case. But when they put them on the stand, Corey Scherafese, the Agent 47 people call him, or Jeff Bezos, whichever, he, he's cross-examining him and he's asking him about these lawsuits. He's like, you reviewed and signed these lawsuits, right? And he's like, yeah. And he's like, so what's in there is truthful, right? Yeah. Well, then why didn't you mention that you brought a gun in your loss? And he's, oh, hold on, let me get on good morning.

I didn't use mine. It's, it was, it was ridiculous. So his, like his civil, like his civil lawyer probably was just drinking pills in the stands while he was saying that because what a he's created. Well, there goes, there goes. They're getting we had an easy settlement. They didn't practice at all with this guy.

Walk him through the answers. He's a guy who strikes me as thinking he's really smart and slick. Probably because he spent a lot of time, you know, visiting a college and talking to people with profundity before going out and protesting and chanting makes intelligence. So this guy's off the charts. And so he sits down. I can imagine they prepped him pretty well, but he just didn't take anything. You could see it, man, he was so fucking cocky while he's talking.

I think it just went, he's like, I got this in the bag. I need to put this kid in the ground. He got these idiots. You'd think getting shot by a kid would take a little bit of the starch out of you. But I guess not. But everybody's been fluffing him as a hero for the past year. Oh, he's the hero who tried to stop the vicious active shooter. The one who was running towards the police, not firing at anybody until a bunch of retards came up and tried to kill him. Did he get hit with something who written house?

Yeah, did somebody hit him with something? No, skateboard. Yeah. Is that, you got, that's true. He got hit in the back of the head with, we don't know if there's anything in the guy's hand, but he did get hit in the back of the head. Then he deflected a skateboard with one arm as it was going for his head. And then he fell and a guy jumped kicked him in the face while he was down on the ground. And then he got hit by the skateboard in the head after that. So I mean, he got hit several times with it. And this all happens in like five seconds. Now, why did they go, why did, why did they go after him? Because he was a. He didn't know why I don't know with a gun or something.

Like, I mean, why did he shot the, yeah, shot the first guy, right? The, the, the peto chased him down. Yeah. And again, Mark Ruffalo's out there calling Joseph Rosenbaum Jojo, like, like the affectionate title. This guy, anally raped five boys, right? Like that we know of. Really? Yes. That's he was convicted for. Worst scumbag on the planet. And Mark Ruffalo's fucking the Avenger is out there going all

rip. Joe Joe. I don't I don't know if he want to be, I mean, I guess it's all life being lost as sucks, but I don't know about Joe Joe. This is what you're the innocent. Just you got it. You got to know who you're defending. You really do. And just sit this one out, bud. Yeah.

Well, Joe was just out there trying to help. So anyway, he's the maniac who instigates this whole thing and you'll still see, you still see a bunch of people saying that because because Binger argued that Kyle Rittenhouse was the aggressor, that that made him the aggressor, which is obvious bullshit. There's no evidence that he ever raised a gun or anything like that. And what they try and do is that this is the deception. And this should actually be rooted out of the criminal justice system. They do frame-by-frame video analysis and act as if a person's making to say,

so they're like, look, and this frame is guns pointed down, but in this frame, it's up. And then in this frame, it's down. It's like, oh, oh, so in a 30th of a second, he raised his gun and that was considered aiming in a 30th of a second. That happened. Okay, thank you. Yeah. So they get that shitty video where they claim he raised his gun and there's all sorts of problems with it. But Sir Rosenbaum chases him and when he ises that dude, then the mob is like, hey, he just shot him. He just shot him.

Get that boy. That's why people start chasing him. Yeah. God, he lucked out. Red house lucked out. He could very easily be dead with that. I mean, if that guy could shoot a gun instead of pulling his Joker piece out of his pocket, like he's pulling out the biggest cock in the world.

If he'd just popped him, that would be done. If he'd have missed, it'd have been done. Unbelieveable, the mob didn't kill him after that. Yeah, I don't know. I was really worried that he'd be sent to jail forever too, just because people are so fucking stupid. Yeah, I mean, it was certainly possible in the way that the prosecution was bringing in bullshit, the defense was not properly objecting to.

And then the judge, you know, this is, we got to see firsthand. I've been screaming it since the Amazon versus Parler lawsuit, but you got these 80 year old judges and they're ruling on issues that involve a critical aspect of technology. Like this judge is sitting there like, wait, so when you, if they're arguing pinch to zoom on a apple doesn't add pixels. It's like a pinch to zoom on any screen necessarily adds pixels. The question is, how does it add them? And if your expert can't tell you,

then you shouldn't have them as an expert. At the end of the day, the judge is like, well, I pinch to zoom, so I guess it's gonna be okay. But he didn't, you can tell he was uncomfortable with it, but this boomer judge allows that in, which allows the provocation argument, which should never have been part of the question. The only person to testify that Kyle Rittenhouse raised his gun is a detective who zoomed in on his iPhone on a video, something that we can't replicate.

You can't verify that he ever saw it. It's complete bullshit. And it's like, that's it. No one on the ground testified that. They could have called the Joshua Zominski to testify. The Kyle raises gun. Would not go after his fifth amendment or he would not be infringing on his fifth amendment right to remain silent in that case.

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Like what possible crime, let all the gun people go have gun fights together. I'm fine with it. Do you know what I mean? Like what are you getting at? That's Chicago. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, what are your highlights for you?

You got any big, like appearances lined up now Tim pool tomorrow. Oh wow So I got a fly out to Maryland Wow Way to go. Yeah, little exciting and prior to that I'm on a Want some Washington DC morning radio show O'Connor and company, I think, on Monday morning. I've been on Glenn Beck twice, which was weird as shit.

Whoa. And it's just weird because I like, you know, back when I was driving to law school, I had a two hour commute each way. And so I would listen to a lot of talk radio to keep myself occupied. I listened to a lot of Glenn Beck back then. It was like, oh, I never expected to ever be on the show. Yeah. So that was kind of surreal. But other than that, I don't have anything scheduled. I don't know Alex Jones. Incorrect. I'm going to be on Eric July show like today. Young Ripper. Yeah. And then Chrissy Mayer, I think we're going to try and do a show on Wednesday.

The wet spot. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, congratulations. That's awesome. 100 thanks man. Are you doing an NFT launch with all your lowerings now?

I should do an NFT of that moment when when gauge Grage Groskowitz mentioned that it was that he didn't shoot until Kyle or Kyle did not shoot at him until he stepped towards him, Drew has gone and pointed it out his face. Yeah. Correct. It was like that was that was probably the moment that ended up blowing the streams up. Yeah. Yeah.

Cause that got shared by Pesobic and then a bunch of other people. I saw that. Does he have, does that kid, can that kid now sue everybody? Like a sandal man did for defamation? His prospects of winning, it's hard to know like there's been so much said about him by the media and so much of it is wrong. But so I don't know what specific statements would actually be actionable. They're probably our sum, but it's a really difficult case, but he may want to do it anyway because honestly, like if he goes on a, on a, to a crusade against the liars and, and does this big thing, he could raise a lot of money.

He could endear himself to a bunch of people in the way Sandman did. And even if he doesn't win the cases, he'll win in setting himself up for future. And it's hard to argue anything other than people have been consciously lying about. Fuck a professor just wrote up a piece about self defense and got basic facts wrong. This whole he brought a gun across state lines is. Oh my god. The state line thing is killing me. They will people will believe anything as though it matters.

Yeah. Yeah, state like this podcast is coming to you across state like what are you? What are you talking about? Well, because yeah yeah, because, like, do you actually care that he crossed state lines? Why do you keep saying it? Yeah, I don't know.

They keep saying it. But it seems like something, yeah, it seems like something, right. But did they care? Like, they're like, oh, it's a crime. It's a girl, like, give it to you. I don't care that he crossed state lines. Why do you keep pretending that you do?

Because I think they think they got you on a technicality that doesn't exist in this case. The worst kind. Yeah, well, what they don't under, what people don't seem to understand, and this is largely due in fault to the major media and how they'll bring on a criminal law professor who will mention this aspect of law, where if you're engaged in unlawful activity, you can forfeit the right to self-defense.

But you can, it doesn't mean you automatically do. Certainly. Certainly carrying a gun across state lines, even if he had done it would not have invalidated a self-defense claim. In fact, if he was a felon, like if he was Joseph Rosenbaum, not allowed to have a gun. And he broke into a house and stole it. He can only have a gun. Yeah, you know, fully automatic assault kids.

He breaks into Alton kids, fully automatic assaulted kids. He steals a gun and then he's somewhere else. And so he's illegally carrying a gun that's stolen and he's somewhere else and unrelated to that theft, someone comes up and attacks him. Like, I don't know where. He gets jumped and he uses that gun in self-defense. Guess what? That's justifiable self-defense and he doesn't lose it even though he's committing several

illegal acts which allowed him to defend himself. Now he can be convicted on all of those, but shockingly, there wasn't a carry a gun across state lines charge. And if there was, they didn't charge it because he'd never actually did carry it across state lines until he brought it back with them to Antioch to turn himself in. Yeah. Yeah. If they could, if they could have charged, if they thought they could get a conviction or even charge them with it, they would have. People just want blood. Like they just want to dial this up for it. It's really, it's really horrible to see.

Sure. Well, if that was a black guy, you know, they're, you could imagine what would happen. So we got to say the same, same defense. Yeah. But these weird short ass white people kept attacking me. I don't know. I guess if any black male teens are involved in any gun violence someday, maybe we'll see what happens then.

What kind of a strike? If that is. Yeah. Susen Fiery. You know, on the same day as Kyle, there was another major acquittal, and this guy shot a cop, I believe, Daniel Koffee is, I don't, I'm not, I've been so wrapped up in Kyle's case. I haven't seen the, uh, what are you going to do now? Are you going to wait for the next kid to get to,

start gun, gunning people now? What kind of, what kind of velocity are you hoping for next, Nick? Well, what I've done is I've, my large amount of super chat earnings and I've actually started a program to buy AR-15s for 17 year olds just to try and, you know, create more cases. Yeah. No more guns less dads holidays are coming. It's cool. Yeah.

Well, I've been wanting to do a daytime show for a long time to add it to the rotation. And so with a ton of interest that's been generated and a ton of fresh eyes on the channel and on legal subjects, starting on Wednesday, because I get back from Temple on Tuesday. So starting on Wednesday, I'm going to be starting a daytime show. And I don't know the time just yet, but it'll be open invite to the lawyers who join me on the panel. And I'll be inviting other lawyers on. And we're going to just start tackling, you know, legal subjects that are out there. There's a million cases every day. And when a big trial comes up, you know, we'll have a place already established where

people can, can come and get coverage for it. And so I find a real media empire. I know. I know. All from all because he started listening to the biggest problem in the universe, John. Maddox has had some amazing legal takes during this trial. I don't know if you caught any of them. I've seen a couple that you've posted.

They're, they're so fucking phenomenal. It is important to remember that we're just passed the four-year anniversary of the lawsuit being filed. We are four years ago. That's incredible. It's been that long. Talked into doing, reviewing the lawsuit by Facebook, right? No, I was sitting on my couch watching TV and someone said, have you seen this? This is crazy. And so I looked And well, someone said, have you seen this? This is crazy. And so I looked, and because of stereos,

I think, had posted the first copy on Twitter of the suit. And so I started reading it, and I was like, this is just so fucking stupid, that I have to talk about it. So that was, you know, no one,

I don't know if anybody asked me to talk about it specifically or do a video, but I was like, I'm gonna drink whiskey and read this lawsuit. Because it's a laugh. Yeah. And then I uploaded it to YouTube because I was too stupid to figure out how to upload a Facebook video that was, you know, that long.

And that's what started it for me. It's amazing. Four years. You are the hardest working streamer I've ever seen, I think. I can't believe that you obviously so many hours. Next to hours a day. I think video games. I'm like, man, I'm exhausted. And he wants to start a daytime show. It's just so I'm really a piece of shit. You know, it's so much harder for me to, to, to disguise who I am in public that it takes me a lot of energy to stream for even two,

three hours. I think that's the problem. Right. Well, you're a big bitch by 730. Yeah. Um, what do you think's going on with the Gisling Maxwell trial? What do you think's going to happen there? I, I, well, I hope she burns in the fires of hell. Yeah. And I hope she takes a lot of people with her.

Right? Like, guys, I want it so bad. I want to know something. I just want to, you know, come on. Tell us, just be straight. We'll let you go. Just tell us what happened for God's sake. Please.

Yeah. My balls are sizzling. The big problem with this case is it's a federal case and so I believe it will not be televised. They're all, we won't have access to it. So you won't get to see her making her testimony with a dude in a black suit with a 45 to the back of her head the whole time, right?

Like, don't say the fucking name, don't say that name. Don't you get anywhere close to clear and I'm pulling this trigger, you bitch. Like that, we won't get to see it and that pisses me off. If they do televised it somehow, I will be covering it, but it's going to be a six-week-long trial. And we're going to get all of it through the filter of the media. Contaminated.

We sell lies. Yeah, and even if it's not lies, like they can't record it. So they have to sit there with a notepad and jot everything down. So you're getting a filter even if they's not lies, like they can't record it. So they have to sit there with a notepad and jot everything down. So you're getting a filter even if they're not trying to. Sure, because there could be some independent journalists and they're trying to do the right thing, but you can't, you can't get everything.

And then you can't record it. Yeah. Well, I noticed that you're now number two on the rage board, I think. The rooftop Korean overtook you. So does anything make you a rage that you want to talk about? Maybe regain your tolerance. Yes.

And it's, it was exemplified over this past three weeks. And it's fucking prosecutors. I hate them. Luke hashtag not all prosecutors, obviously. But the amount of power that they hold, the amount of control that they have over someone's life. I mean, we're talking about Kyle Rittenhouse, but a case I've been talking about now for two years as this case of the kid named Lucas Gerhard.

He posted a picture of his AR-15 on Snapchat to his friends, and some fat fucking bitch that he blocked took that picture that she saw on someone else's phone took a picture of it went to the police and said he's threatening to murder everybody at our college. He has been under prosecution for two fucking years for a Snapchat post and no post no no like verbal posts, you know, the whole post was taking this bad boy up to watch the snowflakes melt and by snowflakes, I mean snow. That's that was his terroristic threat. He's been he was held without he was held without his gun on. Is there not enough crime for these guys? Maybe not.

Real crime. It's a certain kind of crime that gets the coverage. God damn. Dude, he was held without a hearing for 82 days in jail. Are they can do that? Two hundred years old. Yeah. I guess, I guess they did.

So they could. And then he's been on house arrest ever since for over two years now. His dad is a 30 year marine veteran. I think he's like a lieutenant colonel in the marine super nice guy. And this kid, he's just a goofy kid, right? And he's out there. And this all started by the way, because he was asked, you know how they, in college classes now they do this bullshit where they have a fucking forum for your class. And they're like, here's a discussion question, you must post two responses by Friday or you fail the class or whatever. And they asked about should police physical standards be dropped

for female police officers? Yes, yes, yes, yes is the answer. Let me help you out kids. Yeah. And then go live your life. Go move on with your day. Exactly. That's it. Exactly. And but two years ago, he said, no, I think the standard should be the same. You know, and he's like female police officers. He even apologized through it.

He's like female police officers are fine. So long as they can meet the physical requirements and all that stuff. And that they don't drop. But it was, it was not good enough. And then the small group of female students have been after his ass ever since and it's gotten two years of his life just vaporized like a fucking bicep in Kenosha. And that shit pisses me off because it's on the prosecutors. They know it's an exercise of free speech. The prosecutor in that case, at one of his pretrial hearings to try and get his ankle

bracelet off so he could fucking go do anything with his life. He can't use the internet for two years. He can't use the internet. You're stupid. I mean, he may kill someone. Yeah. Yeah. So, so that what the prosecutor did to keep the ankle bracelet on

and the restrictions on this kid is they played the Christ Church shooting in court for the judge. Which he has nothing to do with. Exactly. And it's like, okay, I get that you have a job to do Mr. Prosecutor, Mr. Prosecutor, I don't know what it is, but it's like, but fuck you.

Like that, that's too far. You know, a lot of this, a lot of people in the written house case are watching it. So, avidly, like people were consumed by it. We're using it as, in their own words, we're using it as like a barometer to see how, to see if the court system was fucked or not. And it annoyed me the whole time,

so my guys, don't, like like Kyle getting off does not prove anything. It's fucked. It's so hopelessly fucked. You just happen to know about this one. Please don't be relieved. Please don't consider this as an important win for your side or for justice. It's great that the kid got off,

but do keep thinking. Don't worry, it's fun. Assume that it was fucked. There's some kid exactly like this getting fucked somewhere and there's hundreds of them or thousands even. That one really annoyed me. There was a lot of things about this case. They really annoyed me.

The canonization of Kyle annoyed me too, like this idea that he's, that he was, like he's like a boy scout, like, or he's like the universal soldier or whatever, Captain America. He's just like, no, he's fucked. Like he's, he's definitely, he's fucked that, like, I think Jack probabilistic, so like I'd rather have 50 Kyle's than one. It's like, I don't want any Kyle's anywhere near me. Keep them away. I don't want any, I don't want any kiles anywhere near me. Keep them away. I don't want

any, I don't want this vigilante shit. Thank God. And this is innocent. This is also what a, what a kid might do. Yeah, this is bad. Doesn't get that it's, this is like real shit. You know, you don't see the consequences coming or the potential outcomes, you know, but it's like, you know, it made me about George Floyd too. Like, oh, no, he was a big gentle giant. No, he's a fucking criminal and a reprobate and a drug know. But it's like, no, it made me about George Floyd too. Like, oh no, he was a big gentle giant. No, he's a fucking criminal and a reprobating, a drug addict. But he's still sitting there, got caught by killed by the cops. Right, right, you weaken your argument, I think,

when you canonize the person who something bad happens to. And you piss everybody off. It doesn't seem like that way. No, it's just, yeah, no, he wasn't a great guy. Doesn't mean that's what he should have gone. Like the Kyle thing, I don't even know. I just merely asked if Kyle was on video saying he wish he had his gun so he could shoot it looters. Yeah. And it was like a fucking torrent of people going, what are you even,

what are you talking about? That doesn't make my bro. I'm just fucking asking if this is him on video. I don't know. I mean, I don't really think it's crazy to want to kill criminals. I thought that was something we all wanted to legally do. People think that all the time. Yeah. What are we doing when we're watching movies? Like when I'm watching Die Hard, and he says, that's what my captain keeps telling me

about criminals having rights. I'm going, yeah, fucking awesome. Fuck those, like, we all think this way. We're all a bunch of murders and psychopaths in this country is why we have to law. I don't know why you think about that, Nick, but it just annoyed me subtly the whole time. Well, I think it's a really unfair characterization of Kyle and it's not helpful, right? I don't know if I go as far as you in the vigilante language, because what it looked like to me was this kid who was like,

I'll go help my community. I'll bring my gun because it could be dangerous, but I think having this thing here is going to, it'll tell everybody, just to, I'm not here to mess around. We don't have any evidence that he was actually pointing his gun at anybody any time to the night, threatening anyone. You find out, like, through most of the evening, whenever he's at a confrontation, he just kind of tries to make a snarky, not very funny remark because he's 17, 17 year olds aren't funny.

And he's like, oh yeah, I pointed my gun at you and then he walks away. He's trying to diffuse and disengage the whole time. And even when he's like, he gets to that place, they set up, it kind of looks like an ambush. I don't know if they're intentionally doing it, but it's certainly what they totally are because that's exactly the same thing they did to me, trying to walk me down an alley away from all the people with that stupid embrace that they do, where they loop their arms around you. Look, when you have a group of people kind of coming at you and you're retreating, you have to feel

that that's somehow that's a dangerous situation that could get worse. I mean, that's just, that's in our DNA. You get ganged up on, you're trying to leave the situation, they're following you, they're bringing the true, you're stepping away from trouble, it's following. I mean, you've got to, that has to get your adrenaline up. Yeah.

It's every, it's every movie, right? Like every action movie that takes place on a street and there's like one person following the guy and he's like, kind of, he's like, okay, and then suddenly like a couple more join in. They're following turns of corner. There's a group of people walking at him and you're like, oh, fuck, okay, it's how they build tension in movies.

Because that's what that's the quintessential human fear is that you're going to be alone and there's going to be a whole mob of people and you just won't have anywhere to go. Right. And so that's why it was always looked like self-defense to me. But again, he looked like a kid who had a lot of naivety about her was going on that night. And that's what made it so dangerous. That's why I've said over and over, I would never want one of my kid, my kid's 14, my oldest. And it's like, in three years, no, I would never want them at a protest at all because of how, how shit can go south so quickly.

He's a kid. Yeah, and the way he actually, the way he went around shouting medic was what made me think, oh, he's got something, there's something wrong with that thinking. Like he wants to be, like some kind of weird savior. Do you see that he was doing that going around going like medic? And he wouldn't need a medic? It's like he's not a medic.

He was like, he's not medical training. Well, I thought he, like trained and trained to support. That he was training as an EMT or something, but's no medical training. Well, I thought he, I thought he like trained and trained his support. I thought he was training as an EMT or something, but I don't know. Yeah, maybe very uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. I guess I,

I know he's not a medic. Yeah, that's, but he wanted to be a fireman. He wanted to be an EMT or he wanted to be a cop. And I mean, you saw all three elements there, right? All the way to shooting people. Sure. So, but one,

one of the shot-to-write people. So, but one of the short things. Yeah, exactly. It's true. One of the good things about having such a large audience for the streams though was it was exactly what you were talking about. And several times I was able to say, guys, this is a fucked up situation. But if you think this is limited to Kyle Rittenhouse, no. Kids getting charged for gun crimes, get the same railroad treatment. People getting charged with domestic violence, get the same railroad treatment.

Our system is supposed to be deferential to the defendant and it is overwhelmingly deferential to the state. Yeah. Do we have a higher end? Do we have a higher end? Do we have a higher end? Do we have a higher end? Do we have a Yeah. Don't we have a higher prosecution success rate than like China? It's like 99% success for prosecutors. Something ungodly.

It was something like 95 or 96. It's something, yeah, when it's like the state. It's huge because of plea agreements, right? Oh, right. And there's another case, and the media is touting this as unfair, but there's another case in Kenosha, I think, or in Wisconsin, where a woman was allegedly raped by a guy. She grabbed his gun and ran away from him, and then he confronted her as she was getting into a car later.

And she shot him through the window and he died. And she's going to prison for six and a half years, but it's because she took a plea deal. She took a plea deal because the prosecutor, the prosecutor made a motion that she wouldn't be able to raise the self-defense claim in court. Now, I don't know if he actually won that motion, but the reality is, with the state leverages this against you and says, oh, by the way, you shot this guy. If we win, you have a mandatory sentence of 30 years to life. And then, and we're gonna, oh, we're gonna take away

your opportunity to even raise a self-defense claim. Or, you know what, you can, you can plea down six years, you'll be out, you can rebuild your life after that. And someone goes, the rest of my life forever, or six years. Yeah. I don't trust the system, I guess life forever or six years. Yeah. I don't trust the system, I guess I'll take six years.

Yeah. Yeah. And all the people, all the smart people are bragging about how easy it is to get out of jury duty. I love that one. Oh, what the fuck is wrong with this jury? Like, yeah, you guys have spent the last couple years explaining how easy it is for you and anyone smart to get out of doing jury duty.

Now do you think, do you see? Now what the effect of that is? Yeah. I mean, I would do it too, but it's easy to get out of jury duty. Just say, yeah, I think he's guilty. Like just say that. It's like people who carry guns or assholes, there you go. You're out.

You're out. You're out of jury duty for that crime. Like that's the people who figured it out, it doesn't take all that much thinking. But the real problem is that if you're actually an objective person and you're trying to just get out of jury duty, that's like a disservice to the defendant. A horrendous disservice to the defendant because it, you know, that means that someone who's either too retarded to get out of it or his bias is going to stay in. And that was a big complaint a lot of people have. It's like the people who are admitting that they couldn't be objective in the case.

Like that was probably supporters of Kyle Rittenhouse. Oh, man, I'm really thinking about this hard. I can't be objective. because if you're against him, right, you're like, oh, I can't be objective. But why would I say anything? I want this kind of, of course. Yeah. That is a right wing problem for sure. Well, at least we're, you know, you have to be honest. Like what the fuck is wrong with you? No, you don't have to be. No, I pick a few things. But in a case like this, it's hard to get a, it would be hard to get like an, somebody who's unaffected at all, right? Because everybody has an opinion, you know, as a kid, your flammatory articles, it's like

everything's sensationalized. So it's like, how do you, how do you get a, you know, how do you get a jury that's more or less unbiased? You know, part of my, go ahead, Nick. We saw it in the show in case, right? The guy who went to a Black Lives Matter, traveled from Minnesota to Washington, D.C. to go to a Black Lives Matter march wore a shirt that said, don't kneel on our necks and listen to George Floyd's brother and sister give speeches sat there and told the court that he didn't participate in any Black Lives Matter events like or any or it was even more general. It was, did you participate in any marches or demonstrations that dealt

with police violence? Any fucking, he just lied. He said no, because of course he did. Of course he would lie about that. And so yes, the rights all like, oh, I've got to be pure in my approach to the jury. And I would never suggest anyone lie. But the question is, can you remove all of your biases? Can you be impartial? The answer everyone should have is no. Like no one can do that.

And that's the distinction between that guy is he goes, I can do it enough. And someone on the right goes, no, I can't do it at all. It's not possible. It's like, no, you can do it just as well as the next guy. You really can. Don't make it easy for him. You know? I think I did one is the part of the reason that I am less inclined to be charitable to Kyle is that I think somewhere along

the way, the idea that you can be, that you can be innocent and also a bad person is lost. Like the idea that you have to be good to have rights does not exist for a lot of people, I think. Like the way, like you can see it on the left, it's obvious. Like, oh, it's white supremacist. He brought a gun to cause trouble. Therefore guilty. Like, no, no, everything that you're saying can be true, he can be a white supremacist.

He can be a white supremacist. He could have gone there to start trouble. Doesn't mean he violated the law. He violated the law. Right. That's right. George Zimmerman wants to know your location right now. He's like, oh, this is my kind of guy, right?

Yes. That's what I mean. I had with Maddox back on the show was, yeah, he killed that. I mean, it's sucks, but he's not guilty. Yeah, and it's like he, he's like, but he's such an asshole and blah, blah, blah. It's like, well, maybe, maybe he is an asshole. Again, no one gets, has to sit there and have their head pounded into the fucking pavement.

No. And, and anyone who doesn't know, those wounds were apparent on the night he was arrested. They have photographs of his head being cut open on the back of his head. And I mean, that could just happen, I suppose. Maybe cut himself shaving. I don't know. But he says, he's got, he's got a busted up nose. And he says, yeah, I was having my head slammed into the ground.

He's got cuts on the back of his head. He kind of looks like that kid was on top of him just beating the shit out of him. And maybe he should be made fun of for being a fat fucker who couldn't fight off a kid. But at the same time, you don't have to sit there and die. And that was my big takeaway from Kyle Rittenhouse. Was everybody who was like, well, he did this, he did this, he did this. And so the response is always, well, I guess he should have just died then.

Yeah. And they want him to die still to make up for imaginary black children teenagers in their heads that were not that got convicted in their minds. Yes. Right? Three white men shot blacks most affected. That's what you see on Twitter right now. I saw some clip from Emma's or from NB or fucking ESPN, where it was it was black lady

and two like two black eyes, her former football players or something. And she's like, I just wanted to create this space for us as black people to talk about this thing. And they're sitting there talking and like as you guys need guns for self defense more than anybody. That's what you're doing. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Because the right of self defense is a, how do we, how do we call it? Fucking it's tied to virtue or it's tied to what is how aggressive it's a regressive. Yeah. It is, it is more impactful on lower income communities. Right. Nancy Pelosi doesn't need a handgun for self-defense because she hires a bunch of goons who have handguns to defend her. Jeff Bezos doesn't need a handgun

for self-defense because he gets on his yacht and just goes away. He's under no threat. Or is right. It goes to Mars. Exactly. But, but some, some kid, I shouldn't say some kid, I guess, but someone living in a fucking South Chicago whose house is getting broken into by gang members to steal the meth that they worked so hard to buy, like that is that person needs the gun for self-defense. I scrumptured. That's a good smell. needs the gun for self defense. I scrimped and saved it. Yeah. Oh, I don't know if I had anything else. Oh, yeah, turkey pardons make me rage this week. I talked about it on the biggest problem. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. I have to see it. As president, that would be the first thing I do away with. I would actually kill the

turkey during the turkey pardoning ceremony. Yeah. And give it to the chef to make. And all the other ones that were partying this, they're like, I'm gonna traumatize an entire generation with this turkey pardon bullshit. So you could never talk about it again without remembering the day that I ran over, that I ran over a fucking turkey with a steam roller in the Rose Garden.

They thanks a lot. Fucking pardon Julian Assange. That a fucking turkey. Yeah. Anyone, literally anyone. Yeah, I don't think think come out to LA. We got to watch our, we got to do our Starship Trooper commentary sometime. Yeah.

Well, I was, I was going to come out to LA and then this stupid pandemic happened. Yeah. And through a whole fucking monkey wrench and that. Yeah, it's not going to, I, I really want to get out there, hang out with you guys, because it would be a lot of fun. Of course, we got to do the Starship Troopers watch party. Yeah. If you can, if you can take a day off streaming to trep, maybe you could stream on the plane while you're flying out. Maybe they have that. Be careful around Tim Poole. He might have, he might get you selling Doomsday products. He's got no, does he have an MLM scheme for selling Doomsday buckets of food?

Does he, is he selling Doomsday? No, pimples getting pretty wild. Is he? Yeah, I saw him go in on somebody about like not, not letting your kids get vaccinated to play sports. Jack Murphy. Yeah, and he was, he was getting real, like he was real getting high in mighty about it. He was on a high horse and like, oh, you, it's your responsibility to keep me out of the system.

You could just have a farm. Your kids don't need to get vaccinated to play sports. Like, bro, what are you, who are you to lecture parents on what they're doing with their kids? And even worse, like for Jack, there's a couple of things that make it even more interesting. And Tim knows at least some of this, but Jack's divorced. So he's got a custody agreement with his ex-wife. And it's like, okay, so if he takes his kids out of sports that they've been practicing their whole lives for because of his political

beliefs, the wife is going to go straight to the court presumably get those kids vaccinated anyway. And then, and they'll probably, he might lose some of his custody with them because we've actually seen that happening with judges right now. Yeah. We know fathers don't get the fathers get the short end of the stick pretty much all the time. And close to the battles.

Yeah. Yeah. The other thing is his kid, he shared on Twitter that his son is 14 years old and throws an 87 mile an hour fastball. Like, this isn't a kid who's just winging through high school sports for fun, right? Like this is a scholarship you talking professional MLB potential. Yeah. 14th.

Yeah. Yeah. And so it's like, it's not like he's willy-nilly-nilly make it. Well, my kid wants to play junior varsity baseball. So I guess it's, it's not that. And, and Jack even said, he's like, if it were up to just me, I'd love to homeschool him to take him out of the school leagues and put him in, put him in private baseball leagues and all that stuff, but I can't. I can't do it. Tim's like, well, you have to. You have to. I don't think so. Like Tim, you're on fucking't. Can't do it. Tim's like, well, you have to. You have to.

I don't think so. Like Tim, you're on fucking YouTube. Don't get, don't lecture anybody about fighting the system. You're using its biggest platform to make money, like give me a fucking break. You don't have to be on YouTube either, bud. Anyway, I don't want to poison the well there. Oh no, I've stated openly my disagreements with Tim on on that and I also found out that he plays guitars for his chickens. So I hope that that happens while I'm

there. I want to I want to get a little short video of that that will make me very very happy. Well, thank you for calling in. Congratulations on your incredible week. I can't wait to see what murder you covered or what killing slings you cover next or what courtroom fiasco, maybe the christen thing. Oh, if if christen is televised, I will, I will be, I mean, I'm going to report on it either way, but if it's televised, I will make a bunch of straight lace lawyers sit there and learn about the interdimensional merge, the creator of sanitu and how he had sex with his mom. Is our trial date for that? Is it?

It got continued, it got continued into the next year. Gotcha. The New Year. Yeah. I'm still laughing at it. It's what's a fucking disgusting but hilarious case, right? See, things can be both. You can be a piece of shit and not violate the law.

Yeah. It's disgusting. And hilarious. And, uh, boogie, boogie's trial is going to come up. Oh, I hope he gets the chair. I hope they give him the electric chair. Clearly, you can't be on the jury. Yeah, I will. I'm going to fly out there with a must at with an additional must at additional.

Yeah. I'm going to set up residents in Lafayette County or whatever it is. I could be on this area. When you say, we shut the gun off, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And the name was so. And you know, the one thing I want from that though, like I don't, I don't care if Boogie beats that charge or not. I mean, when he did it, I was like, this is a charge. He should be worried about. They charged him with it. I think he's likely guilty of it. And his own words will be his undoing if he loses. Well, you mean you don't think the jury is going to think that he was really worried about being raped by Frank Hassel because that's his

defense on the internet is that he was worried about being raped by Frank Hassel, which is why he opened the door, you know, instead of just saying in his house with the door lock. So it's rapist. Right after the day before, he told him to come over and that if he came over, he would not, he would not be afraid at all. He'd just murder him and bury him and have no remorse about it. Bad decisions all around.

But what I want that trial to be covered for is I want them to call Frank Hasel as a witness. And I don't care what happens after that. He just goes in throwing hot dogs on the ground wearing his GoPro on his head. It's still a GoPro that he always wears. Oh, yeah. Hey, prosecuting prosecuting you dropped your dogs. Yeah. Oh God. That's a prosecutor to melt down. What a fun. That's what I want to the momentum's turning. I think Christian raping his mom turned the momentum. My God. Sean. I would have you said that I would hear a sentence.

This is a guy. Chris Chan raping his mom. I would have told you you were nuts. and raping his mom, I would have told you you were nuts. Stoned tosses, NFTs, were banned from OpenC, the NFT trading platform, they de-listed. Because he has a Confederate flag in one of them, like the fucking dukes of hazard flag, not the technical actual Confederate flag,

but the one that everybody knows it has. So they de-listed his whole NF fucking T collection straight up deep deep. Oh, you, oh, one of your guys is a little Confederate flag that we can't have that. Yeah. We could have graphic depictions of murder, gore, pornography, any kind of sick, demented thing you can imagine on the blockchain, but you throw a Confederate flag on a little, on a little stick figure that's smiling. Well, that's just, that's, that's a bridge too far for us, sir. You're gonna have to take that to the racist blockchain.

We won't stand, it's insanity. Yeah, that, again, just, if, do they not understand, like if you stop banning people, if you stop with the fuckery, they'll just, they'll have their little corner of the internet that you disagree with, and then they'll, they'll, like the bubble will take care of it. You won't have to be exposed to it pretty much, it'll just go.

One of the big things that helped blow up my stream, I mean, Paceaubeck in Tim Poole started tweeting it and sharing it and talking about it, but the big thing that got me into major media productions was the fact that YouTube shut down. Oh yeah, I saw that. I saw that. I thought you were done. I'm afraid every day that you're gonna get not that you're gonna get erased

just because you have reasonable takes on everything. Like if the one thing, I mean, that's right, talking openly about anything, like COVID or election stuff, even having the discussion is increasingly verbodan. I wanna talk about the lawsuits against the mandate because several of them have been successful. And it's like, I don't know how to talk about this.

I can't read the pleadings because the pleading will say something that disagrees. It's like, so it's like, what do I come to do? What are you supposed to do? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Well, and, you know, I have a YouTube partner manager and she's great. Like she's actually really cool on my last strike.

She's like, I've watched your clip like five times, and I can't see where you violated policy. And I'm like, how do I cover this? And she represents a bunch of health and beauty YouTubers too. So they're all asking the same things. How do I talk to a cover this? How do I talk about COVID without getting banned? Yeah. And she doesn't know.

The community guidelines team will not provide the information to actually like figure out how to address these things in a way, even in a safe way. Like, yeah. These are factual reporting scenarios. My first strike on my channel, the warning that I got is because I agreed with Joe Biden talking about new policies on COVID. I love it. Yeah. And it's like, your policies are broken. But because they shut down my channel, a whole bunch of news stories come out and mention the fact that it happened. They told people,

like it's a recated law show. And then the next day, it got bigger and the next day it got bigger and the next day. And it's like, if you shut down someone like Stone Toss, yeah, he might, you have to hope that it's a kill shot. I mean, you can't kill someone in the blockchain. It's there forever. Like, exactly. I don't even know what the point of that is except for sending people to your competitor.

Like don't tell me that you care about the fucking Confederate flag being on his pictures. You know, one gives a shit. I haven't seen like NFTs. I sort of barely understand, but I haven't seen all of Stonetosses. I've seen a couple of them. Like I've seen, I can see a lawyer not understanding NFTs because they basically erase you guys. A lot of what you in contract law and ownership law. Yeah, so I get them to stand there. I get the principles behind them and they're, it's interesting, right? But it's like technical

and as someone who occasionally buys like physical art, like the, you have to divorce yourself from the NFT being a piece of art and you have to realize that it's, it's an asset that's a record on a registry and that's the value is it's not in the art itself. But I haven't seen the one with the Confederate flag. I assume it's like a patch on someone's shirt or something stupid, right? It's probably like, like, flag they're holding behind them. Or I don't know. I haven't seen it. It's not like just the Confederate flag as an NFT. No, that says, by the way, let's let's lynch the blacks or something. No, it's a lot more offensive than that. It doesn't say blacks though. It's a stop shopping so much at Target. You fat

fuck. That's the, that's peak offense. That's fine. The audience that's offended by the Confederate flag. It is you don't it would be a Confederate flag. And then it says honey, you don't need to spend $20 a day on smoothies. Make them at home. Yeah. That's the that's that's infinitely more upsetting. Okay. Nick, thank you for calling in. Yeah, buddy. Always the pleasure. Thanks for having me. Really appreciate it. Have a good one. Have a good Sunday. Catch you guys later. Yeah, peace. Oh boy. I sure enjoy what an empire he's launched. I know daytime lawyers phenomenal lawyer men. It's so funny. All the lawyers in there talking. It's amazing. What has come out of

biggest problem and the dick show. Yes. Just people having, I like real success. Oh, yeah, like a whole career. I know it's making world news. It's amazing. Oh, look at this. Stuntos sent me a signed. Oh, that's amazing.

Yeah, it really is. It's so great too. But it causes real world hard jokes are funny, but it causes real world harm, how, and then he punches him. Yeah. It causes me to punch you. That was but it causes real world harm. How? And then he punches him. Yeah. It causes me to punch you. That was a cool signature too.

He does. That's a great autograph. Vito got number two of two. What do you have? Number one. Number one. Since, you know, that's you. Yeah.

And that's really cool. It is cool. And then he did his NFT launch. She sold out in about 23 minutes at 400 bucks a pop. So he made two million bucks, cool two million in 20 minutes. Awesome. I knew he would sell out right away, but I guess people didn't know. I talked to him too.

He didn't know. He's like, well, you know, fingers crossed, but if they don't sell out, we'll see what we can do about the remaining ones. Like, we'll have to burn them or something like that. And I was like, bro, you know, fingers crossed, but if they don't sell out, we'll see what we can do about the remaining ones Like we'll have to burn them or something like that and I'm saying, bro, you're gonna sell out and Instantly So that's great. It's great to see the reddit meltdown will be fantastic as well Nobody wants stone toss walking away with two million bucks

Let me see here. What else do I have read some comments? We got Ryan. Yeah, Ryan's coming in. He's supposed to be a little late. What else do I have here? D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- understand the usage of the word margarita, it just struck me recently that his, I'm a reader ass was reading a, I'm a writer ass was reading a comment, not hearing the word spoken out loud. So he doesn't know that the pizza version, remember Maddox's margarita pizza versus, so he doesn't know that the pizza version of margarita spelled differently in the drink. I don't know if we pointed that out.

No, no, actually, as a matter of fact, it's all coming back to me now. No, you're right. Yeah. He doesn't. I think we pointed that out. You know what? I think we talked about that after the show. Yeah, because 80s girl was in on the conversations. That's right. And we're like, Oh, there's an agent there. Yeah. Chris Bonniss, there's a W ATP crossover bonus episode up. Right now, patron.com slash the dick show. Always a good time. Yeah, God. We reviewed Patty C cups, his stand up. Among other things, man.

Among other things. Yeah. What a nightmare that poor guy is. That's worth it. That's worth the price of admission alone, I think. Five bucks. His ginger jokes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, worth five bucks. Chris Primer, there's a man who never got enough credit while he was being eaten alive. Oh, this is about low tax. I can't imagine being forced to pay that kind of money every month on top of the medical problems. I don't, I don't, something,

I don't know when something awful started to go downhill but it really is a bear husk of its former glory. Yeah, low tax. Low tax, still low tax uptake, still dead. Niko, family court, I've written a new show before, but it was by Penn. I was the guy whom asked for dating advice, and you read it with your dad.

Church was the recommendation. Anywho, I probably have more experience with actual family court than anyone else who listens to you show. Oh, okay, remember this. I'd be happy to talk about the minutiae of any questions that you have around it, including the weird stereotypes. For instance, I have my daughter full time and have to talk about the minutiae of any questions that you have around it, including the weird stereotypes. For instance, I have my daughter full time

and have had to pay child support for over a year, meaning I had to pay her when she didn't have to pay her mom when she didn't have her at all. Child support. On top of that, you probably have to go back to court and get that revoked. Yeah, but I don't have to,

she doesn't have the child. That's a fucking child. Yeah, but, you know, there's, you gotta fill out form 321c. Ah, on top of that, I had to fight tooth and nail just to get her to pay me child support, which took another year in and of itself.

I've binders full of court documents going back to 2008. I don't think I've ever really stopped. For instance, I have court again on the first of December this month of a woman bad talking lawyers. They're literally the saints of this operation. It's the crazy women that gum up the whole system because it costs an insane amount of money

and makes simple things like, I'd like to be a part of my child's life, a nightmare for fathers. Ralph's kind of dealing with stuff like this too. Because his baby mama is like, very is trying to do anything she can to keep him from seeing the kid. Holds the kid.

Oh, gotta be a couple months old. Less than a year. That's what I thought. I mean, just had it well. I sad what happened to low tax. I've had some incredibly taxing emotional moments myself to the whole family court thing. It's not just the money, time, and energy. It's the fact that your authority and agency over your own life is taken from you.

That's the mental, that's what does it. Yeah, the relationship with your kids is in the hands of other people depending on how well you learn to jump through the hoops every man needs his own money. Yeah, I mean, I've talked to people who are, you know, generally, I don't know if you want to say on the side of the mothers, like the kids usually go with the mother blah, blah, blah, blah.

But I've heard them say it's like, especially in California, the dads really across the country get a raw deal when it comes to, you know, there's this automatic guilt of, well, they just don't wanna pay money. That's why they want the kid. They don't really, they don't really want the kid.

They just want the, but it's like, don't wanna pay money. You don't, but that doesn't, that also doesn't really, they don't really want the kid. They just want the, but it's like, don't want to pay money. You don't, but that doesn't, that also doesn't mean that you don't really want your son or daughter with you. I don't know why they can't make money. And it's like the judge almost always says, you know, the kid should go with the, yeah, with the mom. It's, it's just kind of how it is. Okay. Let's see here. Learning to get some advice, a little background on me. Hey, Dick, hey Sean, a little background on me. I'm an 18 year old bisexual male. Did I read this one already?

I don't think so. There's a complete virgin. I was kind of a loser in high school, mostly spending my time shit posting on pole and larping as a literal Nazi trad Efsler who was celibate because it was based. God, okay. That's an identity that kids can come across and adopt.

Yeah, because it was based. And Nazi trad Efsler who was celibate, because it's cool, cool to not have sex. Ah, yeah, yeah, I repressed all my gay thoughts and didn't do anything fun until my junior year. I guess that means gay stuff. Then once I started talking to a girl, I really liked and who I was certain liked me back,

the pandemic happened and cockblocked me. Oh God, so much cockblocking happened during the pandemic. No one's crossing any state lines. Over the last six months, I've realized I'm not just a little bit gay, but I actually really like men. Problem is, one day I want to have a wife and kids, okay? It's always been something I've pictured myself having and think I will just have an unfilial life without it. I think, however however I was blessed with having the option to just date men because women are so annoying. I can spend the rest of my life having a loving relationship with a man that won't be annoying and

unrelated like a lot of women. How do I? Is that Ryan? Is he here? How do I get over the dream? What's up, buddy? Come on in. Have a seat. The whole crew is here. We got two seats over here. Yes, we have, let me get the sex doll is using that seat, let me go find you a seat, buddy. All right, we're ready, the boys cast. We are officially in the building, and I don't know if people know the extent

to which you live at the top of the fucking mountain. Is it great? Oh, I was gonna say, I feel like you're always, people trying to dox you the less information you want to give publicly the better. You know what they all know. No, they already know. I think even your worst enemy would be like, let's get this guy and they'd go halfway up the mountain and they go, he's probably fine.

He's not that offensive. I thought we would like escape the crime, but every once in a while, I'll see a homeless person pulling like 12 shopping carts all the way up here and think, how would in the fuck? It's a Sherpa. Yeah, they really are. They really went. A guy asked me to ask Ralph. A guy on Twitter asked me to ask Ralph to unblock him.

Okay. Does that happen to you? People are asking probably not. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I in the chatter in real life, what do you mean? On Twitter, he DM me, he's like, can you give Ralph's an unblock me?

The best is what you do it, Ralph's gonna unblock him, then it'll be like, you're a fag, Ralph. And you just wanted to say that? I'm like, no, because I know, I block people too, and I know you ask, so I know you fucking deserved it, and no, I'm not running errands for you, so I just said, no, no, no, no, no. So he's saying, I really respond

to like random DMs like that. I can't help it. Yeah, there might be a dick pic in there, and your heart, no, no, no. So he sounds really respond to random DMs like that. I can't help it. Yeah, there might be a dick pic in there and you're hard. You know what, I fucking take the chance of not coming. Got a bust. So I said, no, he's a bust. He sends me my address. I'm like, what is, oh, I see.

He's not, so he's basically saying, just a bulls in your court, you can tell him to unblock me or not. Yeah, we can talk about this in person later tonight. We go, we go with my 12 shopping carts. I can't imagine why you were blocked, buddy. Amazing. Yeah, so another good call for me. I saw your, your stand up.

What was, how many nights ago was that Friday? Yeah, a couple nights ago. I was just doing a spot on some weird L.A. show. And you get up, you get up to do your scene of thing, you know, looking, looking, looking, looking tall and handsome. And there was this girl, there's a, like, a bachelor at party happening behind you off the side. I don't know if you saw them, but the girl is giving, like, giving you the fuck me eyes.

Oh, really? And then your first joke was, my girlfriend just had her first period. I've never seen a face turn around face. Dude, Alex. I'm dying, right? I can't hear if anybody's laughing at this or not. I'm drinking. And it's like this LA show where you kind of go up and then the host like shoot the shit

with you on the stage, right? And that's what Eddie was making fun of the other day, because we went on and the guys who ran the show. But they asked me to do it, like the fans or whatever, right? Yeah. And then he goes, they're like, oh, this guy's coming with a structure jokes. Like that's so rare in LA.

Yeah. There we go. Well, look at this guy telling jokes on stage. Yeah. He's almost like a bit of theirs, how they say they go, oh, joke. Where's LA comics? They just go up and, you know, do like wacky act notes and stuff like that. They start crying.

They start crying. And they go like just tears. Is this comedy? No. It might be. Is that like, is that like, is that like, is here? Yeah, that's the thing. I like jokes.

I don't have you knew that about me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've been a big fan of the product. Yeah, yeah. But no, that is, it is very, like, Alec has two styles. They have the one that like he wants to be an actor. And it's very big, like, you know,

the jokes were this kind of a, and then I was at the, you've ever been at the club and you're dancing at the club and then they pretend to like dance at the club. And then a girl comes up to you so you're dancing with the, the Dane Cook style. Kind of Dane Cook style.

Oh yeah, like improv, kind of nerdy. Or they do the make-in fun of comedy where they're like deconstructionalists. Oh yeah. Kind of like too cool to actually do stand up. Yeah. But so they're, you know, they tell like bad jokes. They're like, they're gonna tell you how to write,

how they would write a joke. Kind of. They're just shitting on comedy. Exactly. they would write a joke. Kind of. Yeah. Exactly. It's very like, but it's very juvenile. It's what like every 16 year olds do. They deconstruct. And then they're like, they, this is what a bad comic looks like. They're like, well, would you know what a good comic looks like? Can you do that one? And they don't know. Also, what they're doing was funny and like unique 20 years ago when the first people

were doing that. That's a good. Right. Now they're just like, Oh, this is alt ago when the first people were doing that shitting and crying. That's a good point. Now they're just like, oh, this is alt and you're like, no, this was alt. Well, Steve Martin, that's what Steve Martin. You're like, this used to be alt. It's not an old, it's a good old people. The old people are the mainstream people. So you're like, this isn't alt and you're kind of shitty.

Yeah, you're kind of like, we're making fun of comedy and you're like, yes, so is Vulture, you know, so like so is everyone. Yeah. So tough. Oh, they're kind of now. Like that's it. It's out of existence. Thank you.

What is all now? Frank Hasill showing up to people, showing up to boogie's provoking boogie into shooting at him because of his sister hypnosis. Fuck. I think, well, I think like, Christian ramping his mom is that all comedy? That's the comedy. That's the comedy. Yeah.

Chris Chan at the end of that, someone goes, finally a punchline. I know, it really feels like, I don't have to think about you. Wait, what's the update on that guy? Oh, he got a continuance in Cory. Oh, okay. So he's been in prison for like,

Andy Kaufman did not have any performance art like as he did not commit to that. Yeah. By the way, the amount of like streamers that just are straightened up and go to prison versus like it's pretty high. Like yeah, like a lot of like there's like, yeah, the streamers going to jail. If Chris Chant's mom goes to jail and he gets to go to the same jail, she's going to be in trouble, dude.

Yeah. Because of his transition. Yeah, he's gonna transition. So she's gonna go to jail for some other shit, you know, tax evasion or something. But you can escape me, mom. Yeah. She gets the same cell, right?

He shows that to you guys. Hey, Bunky, drop the soap on. Which doesn't work for Lesbian, but, no, there are a lot of big to Alaska. What's his update? He's going to jail. I remember on January 6th, he was doing like streaming and I go like, this is where like the streamer world and real world where like there's this disconnect where he's like, yeah, I'm streaming this. I'm like, dude, you should not be doing that. I was like, I remember seeing him

on that day. You should not be doing this. This is a really bad idea. But Nancy Pelosi's phone, like, I don't know where he is. But he's just like, we're streamers. Nothing of, no rules applied to us. And you're like, dude, this is not like smart. And then you're like, yeah, he's going to like federal doing federal jail time for fucking,

not yet all the other stuff too, but I remember seeing that, you're like, whoo, I have that idea. He's still got a, he's got a hate crime coming up too, I think. Because he tore off like an Israel flyer for some Israel meeting. Yeah, you don't do that. Stomped on it. On stream.

No. Why would you even think to do that? Like that's, you're like a gangster rapper and then you're just like, yeah, look at all my guns. You're like, you're not allowed to have any of these guns, and you're like, why are you videotaping like putting this on the internet? You're like, you're not allowed to have these. And they're like, oh, and then they get in trouble.

And they go, I don't know. I don't know. Games of game. What are your L.A. audiences compared to? They're mostly normal, but there's some hotter chicks in the crowd in those fucking New York beasts. Actually, you know the cliche fucking Brooklyn, you know, pink hair, it's everything, right?

You know, like Williamsburg shit. Yeah, yeah. Which again, it's not everyone's actually like that, but I did do a show about a month ago, and I was starting and there was these three girls in the crowd. And I was like, oh, it's mostly ladies in the crowd. And I'm for real, the girl goes, how do you know we're all ladies? Yes.

And I was just gonna make that joke. You the one fucking response. But like, that's what I'm saying where you, this is like, you're like, ah, how? I didn't know they're like, they actually did this for real. And obviously the vibe was two of the girls. These girls went to college together, some shit. The other girls probably have lives and husbands now

and the one girl is still doing their college thing, right? So the other two girls are like, we just want to go to a comedy show, like yes, and I- She does this everywhere. That's kind of the vibe. And I'm like, so are you all ladies? And they should go, yeah.

And I go, so I actually nailed it then, didn't I? Well, she's like, what you didn't know. And I was like, this is you all ladies? And they should go, yeah, I don't know. So I actually nailed it then, didn't I? Well, she's like, what you didn't know. And I was like, this is you're a caricature. Some people still haven't recovered from Hillary losing. No, they just got it. They're not recovered. It's like, look ladies, I'm just judging by the tits, okay? Yeah, yeah.

They're not gonna have an hard time with these flat chests. I'm a flat, I'm a flat chester. It's like a flat earther, but I don't believe that any tits are big. So they're never big enough. I'm a flat chester. I have that disease too. Yeah, yeah.

Is it because of you? Yeah. Nice. Yeah, they haven't recovered from Hillary. I don't think they, I think they still are, still kind of beaten down for the written house thing. I was expecting a lot more. This is so rare.

This is pre-written house. But yeah, there's, you know, when it's this so funny, we're at, my friend, like, he has this, like, place in New York and we were there, like, whenever the day Ruth Bader Ginsburg died and we were at this fucking, like, we're just partying at his house. And like, they, we were there at some bar they invited, like, something like girls over and they were like, pretty young and then we were just like me and him. He's like fucking big like Trump guy. And so we're just like smoking weed on the fucking thing

and they were like all out there and just chilling and then they're like the girl was like, she's like probably 22. She's like, I just, oh my god. And they were all show they're like, Ruth made her Ginsburg just died. And they were like literally like some of them were like about to cry and they're like, we have to go, we're just like, and sucks. I can't believe RBG died before I got the fucker. Yeah. And then I was like, yeah, she was 90 at sucks.

And they're like, what? Because that was at the time, what was it? She was like going to do something to like block someone from going, No, they're both doing tuition thing. Are there a Supreme Court thing where she was gonna block the fucking Amy Coney Barrett from getting the Supreme Court? Uh-oh. Something like that. She was like, they needed her for something and then she just got sick and died and then they're like, this fascism is coming back.

Abortion's are gonna be illegal to work. And then my friend Ed was just like, yeah, sucks if you're not a fucking Republican. And I was like, he's like New York like 22 year old and like, yeah, we're not Republicans. He's like, yeah, bomber. You had a joke that I'm, that I've been repeating all weekend. Nice. You mean credit.

Never. Yeah, it's so there's black people. And then it's my, my friends got a girlfriend who's transitioning into a fatter woman Trans day I hear my friends girlfriends transitioning during the pandemic from a girl to a fatter girl Again, I don't know how the audience received that No, they like that one because I was laughing so hard. You have a roof later. Oh Yeah, I made these on the day she died. That's very good.

No, it's not. It's not. No, because they shut it down almost immediately. Oh, like I'm one of those sites. Yeah, I know. You can just print them. Yeah, as you get the what? Like, we're so, we're keeping it in there like, stop the presents.

They chased it down in China to try and get it stopped. No, it's a limited edition. I think crippled. Jerry's limited. I think crippled Jesus might have got one. This guy calls in. He's in a motorized wheel chair. He's got a bunch of stuff.

He's got a CP. Yeah, but he got a shirt. So he's going around. He's got CP and he's a total asshole. He is a total asshole. Yeah, he's hilarious. He's in his college classes like doing the whole. He is a total asshole. He's hilarious. He's in his college classes like doing the whole, you know, alt-right, right wing talking points.

Oh, yeah, no, he's making you embarrassed yourself in college. Like, what's the top? Oh, yeah, he's professor to tears and, you know, he got killed in professor. He's doing a reverse. What time? What's he? A cerebral palsy.

Child, I'm like, oh, my God. Child. A cerebral palsy. He's been diagnosed. He has a tell always to be a part of it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a condition just like anything else, you know. Yeah. Yeah. High blood pressure, minor, attractive person. Everybody has their, across they have to bear. Yeah. We're doing in town. Irvine's the only show that has tickets left. LA shows are also

there to Ryan the draw long. So you can't come even if you're listening. But if you're around the LA area, Irvine stills a few tickets next this Wednesday the 24th I'll ask how much I saw you guys was in Tampa. Yeah, that's right. Ethan Ralph fucking We all right, that's like my favorite story We fucking show off to do dick thing and then Ethan Ralph is in a Airbnb and Immediately he posts a photo being like on the Airbnb, people on the internet find the Airbnb message the person being like, yo a fat Nazi is standing here. Based on the pictures behind him at the bar and Gralf is just sitting there.

Yeah. When they tracked him, they went through all the Airbnb listings and matched where he was with the picture. The fuck are these people doing? Yeah. So that happened. They are trying to cancel the venue. Yeah. They try to cancel them from thing, cancel the venue.

There's something else in it. And me and Dan are just like, that's how you guys are living, huh? Yeah. And meanwhile, you guys are using the F-slur in to scream, you know, my God, you guys, how do you get away with saying that? We can't say that.

We just don't fuck with talking about Israel as much. I love Israel. No, I think it's, there's going to be a big end note. I think is we don't make enemies. You guys Oh, yeah, we're not like going back and forth with enemies and being like, oh, yeah, suck my dick to people and then like Yeah, you don't have like a group of people. Yeah, these are like my list of current enemies. And you're like, Nick just called it. Yeah. And Nick had to disavow Ralph Ralph Ralph and Nick were going at it. I wanted to ask Nick about it, but we kept talking about Kyle.

Yeah. Yeah, like that. Um, those two are enemies now. Unfortunately. Yeah. I saw them fight. Yeah. Well, I think there's, there's that old thing.

Oh, Nick and Ralph, right. In like being a streamer podcaster, having the feuds does kind of like help the, it's kind of like part of it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Plus, we're always drinking too much. Seems to be, I show up every weekend and find out about the new few, because I don't participate in any of this shit. Yeah. I literally show up every Sunday and it's news to me, which is, which is good. Yeah, that's smart. Because if we were both like you, you don't want any enemies. No, I mean, it just, it's just funny to me, which is good. Yeah, that's smart. Because if we were both like you, you don't want any enemies. No, I mean, it's just funny to me.

We were talking about that even when we were at the improv or whatever. There's a few guys in comedy that their whole thing is starting fights, like, you know, Seth Simon's all those guys or whatever. And you know, writing articles about how you're bad, but it's like, there are already so many people's art genemies that I don't want to steal it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard you were talking about it. You want your own.

You need your own art genemy. That's why even stress steal every art genemy. And it's like, you can have nine art genemies. You need to pick one. Nick is here. You need some art genemies for the other people. Yeah, like some venture brother shit. Yeah, Nick, you are there.

Yeah, I am. Yeah, Brian, how's it going, Brian? Hey, buddy, how you doing? You've been killing it on that fucking trial, dude? Million people's dreams. Yeah, it's wild. Thanks, man. Uh, yeah, I brought up Ralph. I know you had to disavow him. I know he said a lot of horrible things. What do you say? I don't want to repeat it. I don't like repeating these things. Well, this is a news story. I let Ralph disavow me first, even though his disavow was absolutely retarded and based on him being a moron.

But that being said, I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. Retarded is fine. I just want everyone to get a look. I want everyone in this game. I just got them women. Yeah.

No, I'm with you. I was like, I don everyone in this game. I'm just going to get a look. I want everyone in this game. I'm just going to get a look. I want everyone in this game. I'm just going to get a look. I want everyone in this game. I'm just going to get a look. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game.

I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game.

I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. I want everyone in this game. We do, well, I do now have some problems with Ralph, but this started because, or this, I guess it powder case. Is this over food? No, no, no, he's over a foreign.

He did a 24 hour stream and it looked like he farted on the stream and it sounds like he farted on the stream and someone sent me the clip and I said, that's gross. But you know what, you're streaming for 24 hours. You're going to fart. I'm farting right now, right? Like, of course it happens. Wait, have all the things that he's done, this is what you're getting them for, is farting on a stream?

No, this is what he was doing. Well, no, he was not. He was, no. Oh, because I was like, I got this is harmless. He's like the lightest ribbon in the excess of the game. Part of the stream, no real sensitive of he's just like, I didn't fucking fart on a stream. They're like, so I think he didn't. I think he didn't fart.

We did it. We spent, no, I didn't. Come on, Dick, Dick, I got to stop you right here. Okay. Guaranteed, not only did he fart, but it was the biggest fart in history. It has to be because of his reaction. Has the fart got as much views as the written house coverage or? I haven't found it yet. I've never gone back to the fart stuff.

Is Diner you going to transition back into the fart, back into the fart fear? The fart is fear. The onstage is part of the internet. With all you guys though, how does nobody have like just like, there's not a clip of this, like just going around the internet. There is a lot, but the

Ralph says it's fake. Well, that's a big clip. And he's a lawyer. I say you guys are. Yeah. Is he, is he, do you come out and say it's fake? That's what he's

you should do. Dick, you should have done a trial. I did a forensic recreation. I spent 10 minutes trying to prove that it's not possible for a mic, this mic, which Ralph has, to pick up a fart as a fart distance away.

Oh, interesting. You were on Ralph's side. You think it's a fucking false flag? Well, I think it's a, I don't, I want to know if it's a real fart. I mean, we couldn't get it original footage. We couldn't get it to sound anywhere close. We did like a whole job.

But that's, you know, over stone fucking, what does he say? I did like a whole job. But that's like Oliver Stone fucking. What does he say? I was like a, uh. I challenge you to fart. That's not it. Is that really it or is there more to the story? No, there's more. There's more. There's a little more. It's got a story. So this, so Ralph, dig mentioned some issues with Ralph's ex. Now there's a, there is a clip on the internet of Ralph having sex with his ex. And there is some debate over who

uploaded the clip. Do you guys have any sex tapes out? No, no, no, no, no, you wouldn't want to. But there's an ongoing criminal case for revenge porn and Ralph, and I can only say this because Ralph said it. Okay. Oh, it's all that. Yeah. Who's saying who? So because maybe the state of Virginia is going after Ralph.

It's because they're saying he uploaded it. They're saying he uploaded it. And he's saying I didn't. And Ralph, he posted this on Twitter that he had reached out to me around the time that this stuff was all blowing up for some advice. And so I- And you're like, listen, yeah, I saw the table lose some weight. I mean, if you're gonna be releasing stuff like that.

So he and I had some discussion and he has only released like 2DMs from it and the one says that I am treating you as my client and I will not disclose anything you said to me. So that's all I'm gonna say about that because all he has publicly said about it. Okay. However, I had a stream with PPP on the stream and in there he asked me about Ralph's sex tape. I did not disclose that Ralph had contacted me

or anything else and instead I gave some opinions X-Tape in an effort to deflect. And I figured, if I had said, I can't talk about this because Ralph has actually asked me for legal advice about it. That might be a bad fucking look for Ralph. Okay. And he's so retarded that he took that as somehow me betraying his trust, which is, it's just fucking stupid, because here you are, like I'm protecting the interest of a person who has asked me for help by not even disclosing it, and that made him mad.

And it's like, but he held onto that for a fucking year. And then this fart thing apparently blew it all up. So, now, wait, say that line again. Say that line. Yeah. This, this far thing apparently blew it all up. Blue it all up. Now, Zee, you said, you said that it was definitely a real fart.

And that's why he's reacting like this. Yeah, the fart fart story is way more fun. Yeah, we get the whole thing. We get the whole thing. I was still fucking lost and you're like, then there's a DM and this and I'm like, all right, let's get back to this part. I think he would react more, I don't really react more if the fart was fake.

Because I hate people lying, I'm lying about so much. It enrages me, a fake fart would make me more upset than a real fart. Could you have the state of Virginia? I only determined that it was definitely a real fart after the fact when he lost his goddamn mind about it. Because at first, one, if you did fart on a stream, who cares?

That's funny. But two, even in my review of the clip, I'm like, you know, it kind of sounds like a fart, but what should we play it in the chat? Should we play it? Does anybody in the chat have it? Please post it. You're audience must have seen this. I think.

I think. I think. Let's get Ralph on right now. It's like, Ralph is listening. Tell Ralph Nick, I want you guys to make up and be friends again. Ralph's had a hard year. I'm sure this is how it's going to be. Ralph's had a very hard year.

He lost both of his parents, one, very dramatically. Yeah, his mom died and he couldn't see it because of all the COVID shit. What'd she die of? I don't know. Just a really old. It's on YouTube. Okay.

The clip is literally called Ethan Ralph shits himself on stream. I put it in the discursion. I'm gonna play it not to make fun of Ralph just so we can just do like evidence in the trial. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this. This is like evidence in the trial. No, it's not. No, it's an illusion of his evidence. If Ralph called in, is there a way you guys could bury the hatchet and be friends again, Nick? I don't care about like Ralph.

I never cared, I never cared like about any of this drama. It wasn't even, did you let him Dutch-Evon you? If that, no. No. Okay, here we go. I'm a touch-aven-you. If that, no. No. No. Okay, here we go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't know why this music is on it. What? Just hit it when they do that. I mean, that seemed like a sound that someone put it after. See? Exactly. It was just a good, someone put it after. Same. Exactly. It was just a good, because he looked like it was too,

it was too, it was too, it was too, it was way too much to like, you're right, because the mic's up here. We couldn't get the, that was the thing. We tried in here, we couldn't get the presence into the mic. You know, it sounded, How would you get it into the mic?

Is there a possibility that he ripped like, the loudest part of all time and that's what it like it was show Well, it was like a fun-earing fart and like a real life. I don't think so because that was a squirtie fart Yeah, it was kind of a weak Squirtie It wasn't thunderous that was a that was a that was a roll the dice take your chances far Yeah, they are may not have lost we you know, yeah, yeah, we can't sound yeah Have you considered the possibility that he has an ass mic that's undisclosed?

I mean, he's got his ass laughed up again. Yeah. Well, I don't see him in here. Maybe V-Hops in. Okay. His ears are burning though for sure right now. Yeah. So I just wanted to put it out there that it was a joke and it was very mild.

I didn't have any intention of starting any sort of shit with Ralph that is entirely on him. He apparently has harbored this anger at me over that interview in which I was acting to actually protect his interests. And for a year following that interview, no one had any idea, despite a bunch of people shit talking me about my, my light stance on, on the issues with Ethan Ralph. No, you know, I just, I let it all go. I never said anything about it because I thought that was the best interest of him. And it's really fucking stupid and petty

because even after, even if he got mad, him putting it on Twitter has potentially opened him up to legal liability and that is, that is retarded. He should have never done it and he, he didn't talk to me about it. He just sent a bunch of shit and then blocked me like a, like an angry ape and that is his own fucking doing. You know, you're never happy to have this anymore on this, on this trial. You know, I'm, I'm pretty sure that I was never representing him on the trial or anything like that, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't want my advice.

And that's fine. He could have said that without compromising the confidentiality that he had. And I I'm still baffled by it. Like he could have talked to me at any time about this. And I would have told him the exact same things I'm saying today is like, buddy, I was, I figured disclosing that I was, that you reached out for me might actually make

some people think worse of you in this situation. I'm trying to protect your interests. That makes sense. What, you know, whatever he wants to do is find by me, but I don't have any interest in having fights with people online. It's a waste of time. It's a waste of effort. And, you know, I just want to make jokes and do videos that people want to see.

Okay, me too. I think we're working back, Sean. That's a good, this is like a Middle East piece talk. Middle Eastern. It'll break down. I get to be Israel since he talked shit about it. No, I'm just kidding. I'm sure Ralph's audience would be happy with you being his way. You're going to get any argument from them on this. All right, Nick, go enjoy your Sunday. Thank you for calling back.

I'll get you all later, guys. Please, everybody. Well, so you guys don't have any enemies. You see what you're missing out on? No, we have some enemies. Not to this extent. With enemies? Stop it.

Do we have show of dry house? Do we have stocky-tod this extent. We have enemies. We have to. Stop it. Do we have shoulders? Do we have. Do we have like a ton of enemies? Don't worry. We have fucking flakin' backs of shit on my stoop all the time. It's real. No, we have a lot of, kind of all the traditional ones, but we have had a bunch of people in Toronto recently, like trying to drum up you.

Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, but what, no, they have nothing. So this is all they have is just drumming up you. Yeah, but what is it like coming, what is the criticism like coming from home? Is this way different up there? Well, it's the same, it's like,

there's a in the fucking open mic loser, you know, no one cares what you think seen. They're like, these guys are fucking bad news. They're Nazis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, but in the fucking Ryan the Draw long scene, we just sold out fucking 800 tickets So did you really yeah, you're in two nights at a theater? Yeah, I got my Toronto

December 16 17. Oh, no shit. He got you got any film stuff you're doing always yeah, yeah What do you know? Well, I do a video every Monday Ryan long YouTube dot com slash Ryan Long comedy street interviews every Wednesday. The boys cast with Ryan Long, patreon.com slash the boys cast, but I got, I got some pretty bunch of big videos coming. Let me find your, oh yeah, this is having sex with men gay. Is that a, that is the age of question.

What you guys think is having sex with a man. Let me put this one up. I started the show. There was this dance competition. They're eliminating same sex category because just because you're going to gay relationship doesn't mean you have to be the same sex. No, it was there. Was there a position? Do you agree with that? That's, they've been pushing that really hard. The best is one where the lesbian couples where one of the girls decides she's a man now. Yeah. And then it's like, well, either you don't really think that or you're not really a lesbian. Which one is it? It can't be both. You go, I'm the fucking biggest lesbian in the world. And then you go, okay, but your your wife is a man now. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, it turns out

of Lesbian's like men. And then you go, obviously with the truth is, you still see it as a girl. So either you don't believe her new thing. You know, my favorite one is there's this girl that she transition to a man. First of all, when Lesbian's transition to a man, they don't change all that much, right?

Because they already pretty kind of had to look down, like I'm looking like a dude, right? But she goes, I was in the wrong body and I just cried every day. Because I knew that I was born in the wrong body and I used to drive the subway and just cry every day. And it was like, kind of sounds like you were born in exactly the right body.

Yeah. Okay, here it is. A girl crying like 10 times a day being like, oh, I'm actually a man. Yeah. I put on a flannel shirt and things are so much better. Yeah. I just put on this act of crying all day every day. Yeah. It's like a dude being like a guy would. I just know I'm in the wrong body and every day is I'm fucking digging ditches and fucking. Yeah. What I found is that the guys who transitioned to transition to women who post pictures of themselves a lot online.

That's what they do. Yeah. I think that one pocketed one post. Yeah, they got that one. They've been needing attention on that. They nailed it. Nailed it. That's true.

Okay, here is having sex with men gay. And gay? I'm on phone, sorry. Oh, do you want to ask them? I'm just kidding, and I'm on the phone, yes. Do you want to ask the person on the phone if it's gay to have sex with a man? No, I mean, yeah, it's gay, definitely, yeah.

Well, what would be the line? How much stuff can you do? What would you do with a guy before you're gay in your experience? I'm a guy with a guy. You guys, it's okay. How know it, man. That's about it. I think more than twice then then you're like your gay You could speak a couple in but if you go back for the thirds it starts to be like you got to find out if you're gay somehow Right and if that happens if you walk away and you were kind of like grossed out by it then probably not then you're not gay Yeah, you know, you have a boyfriend just experiment

Then you maybe try out the marriage thing, but you're still kind of experimenting around with it. I don't think that's experimenting. Like a doctor kid together just sort of as an experiment to see if that's something that you're into. No, no, that's... You're committing at that point. When do I get to call myself gay? This get ruled.

When I hang out in clubs, gay clubs, walk-jays, looking for somebody. So if you're sort of cruising for, you know, dick or whatever, that's your lady. That's your wife. Yeah. But if you can like sort of cruising for, you know, dick or whatever, that's your wife. Yeah. Yeah. But if you can still have a wife and potentially have sex with like a man and not be gay,

right? Or be gay and have a wife. I mean, are you doing that or not doing that? No, I'm not doing it. Straight? I'm very straight these days. I'm obviously straight here where you wouldn't probably say it with her watching, but your must for a second. Low on the low a little bit of your heart, which you wouldn't probably say it with her watching, but your must for a second.

Um, low on the low a little bit of your head. What's your name? Ryan. Ryan, I'm Neil. Anyhow, nice to meet you. I'm Neil, I know she's kind of watching right now, peeking over your shoulder trying to get the scoop, but no, we're just talking, not just, just, just couple guys talking. We can't hear you, so I'm showing you.

We're just, no, we're just having Guy talk right now. Okay. I'll let you get back to your wife What if you Plugged your nose so you kind of didn't enjoy yeah What about like an orgy with like 19 dudes is that gay? If you find it gave you don't like it wise your friend call him a gay then Just feels like you friend calling me gay then? Because you are? I don't know. I didn't mean to call you gay, it's just that. It just feels like you're calling me gay. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah. As a white man, you should cancel her. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Calling me fucking gay, I'm so straight, I don't even touch my own dick. Jerk, I jerk off with a glove. With a hole in the wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even want to look at my own dick. I put a fucking ovenman on. Yeah.

Wouldn't you want Roseanne last time? No, I did her podcast. Yeah, how's that? Pretty cool. It was. Roseanne kicks fucking ass, dude. Yeah. She's like, and she's so like, over it, she gives zero fucks. Yeah. Yeah, Roseanne's like a real charged after the ambient. She's like a for real badass and she was very like, I don't know anything from her actually in a while. She went really hard. No, she went in the pandemic, she's like in Hawaii and she was like a macadamia nut farm.

Yeah, she's had that for a while. I don't know if I can actually, but like some years ago, people were like, what happened to Roseanne? And she's like, yeah, I have a fake actually. Like some years ago, people were like, what happened to Roseanne? And she's like, yeah, I have a macadamia farm in Hawaii. Sounds peaceful. Sounds great. Yeah, we should have done it.

Oh, a macadamia nut farm. We wasted the whole, our whole pandemic. Just sitting around doing it. You guys went on a tour, didn't you? I've wasted it before the pandemic. Yeah, I regret it now. At least it'll never end. So.

She's got her son like runs business, her podcast or whatever. He kind of got her to do it. But when you talk to her, even off air, she's just very like, you know, these fucking pussy's in the industry. Like, she's like that, dude. She's like, if you're old and came through that, you know, just fucking let Nehryt, but she was also like, had the number one sitcom in the world back in the day. Yeah, like to find a generation of day. Yeah, like defined a generation of comedy.

Yeah, she's a badass and she's like, I was a real feminist, not these new fucking fake, but you know, like she got all that attitude. Did you see, did you see Gina, did Gina Carinos movie thing just come out? No, she's doing it. She's just filming. We know some of this cartilage. Tyler Fisher's. Yeah, what was it that she was doing? It's like a wild west. No, it's like this old western kind of. It's called poned and it's about, I'm not really.

No, it's about a bunch of university students that they want to stop a lecture and then they get poned so hard. She says to pown them one by one. If she doesn't like neo style. Yeah. And she goes, how long does, I think I just want to say that I think there's 95 genders and she goes, that's what I was expecting. Yeah. Right.

I think it's not, I think it's supposed to be just like a normal western. A normal movie. Yeah. It's just like, weren't boys could be boys. You know, it's just like, I honestly, if anything, it's just like, there's just none of that. Cause I think if they made a Western now, they'd have to just like sneak in some of the weird gender stuff where they'd be like, you know, they'd have like a gay, like, but from like 1600s. And they're like, we're gay and they're like, what's that?

And now they're like, they're just none of that. It's just like, oh, it seems like an old school Western. Like, cowboy seroni is in it. The fucking UFC guy. Oh, yeah. And Daniel De Lewis's son is in it. Oh, it's exactly like Daniel De guy. Oh, yeah, Daniel DeLuis's son. Isn't it? Oh Looks exactly like Daniel DeLuis. Yeah, I saw it like because our friends like hang out with them Maybe like pose all these things, but it's like I can't remember what his name is something

DeLuis is last name It looks exactly like him. Do you guys want to help us read some advice? We're just reading some advice and you got help Suck it This guy where did where did I leave off here, Sean? Should I start? Were we in the middle of? Yeah, we were in the middle of this guy. Hey, Dick and Sean, a little background.

I'm an 18 year old bisexual male who is a complete virgin. I was kind of a loser in high school, mostly spending my time shit posting on pole and larping is a literal Nazi, trad F-sler who was celibate because it was based. What do you guys think of that? What do you think of that? I hate.

Wait, so, but he's, this person is like bisexual or is this? I guess, yeah. But then he's not like he has a lot of practice. He imports, he's not necessarily larping as a bisexual. He's like, I'm larping as a guy. It doesn't even fuck. But also I'm not fucking.

Yeah, larping as a gay guy, but also like, I'm kind of gay. It's a bit that I'm doing. Not fucking on. I run it away. Yeah. I repressed all my gay thoughts and didn't do anything fun until my junior year. Then once I started talking to a girl I really liked and who I was certain liked me back, the pandemic happened and cock blocked me.

Did you guys get cock blocked at all by the pandemic? No, you could still get pussy in the pandemic, dude. What's your secret? Just good. I mean, I gotta check. But like that idea, dude, if I was fucking like 20, the pandemic would have, I mean, even me, I made zero changes.

Yeah. I mean, you can't fucking be running game on phones and shit. Like, now then you gotta deal with something else to bring them out. What? They're all terrified of leaving their house To check their hose. That's true. Chicks are hoes. Yeah, just last day Oh the last six months. I've realized I'm not just a little bit gay, but I actually really like men

The problem is one day I want to have a wife and kids It's always been something I've pictured myself having and think I will have an unfulfilling life without it. You can still have kids and then split them with the chick. You know, trick a girl into like not, like just tell her you're straight. And then the tricker that hard, I feel. No, so you basically have kids with this chick and then when the kids are, you know,

you wait a couple of years. We're talking about the fucking boy's cast. There's this guy, this chick who's like, I'm married to a gay guy. No, but you know what I saw that. Yeah, that's right. And he's like, I'm gay and she's like, that's crazy.

There's nothing to stop him. He's too religious, so he's like, I can't be gay. So he's like, I'm gonna marry a woman. They have two kids, but he's like, I'm gay. But I just, you know, we have sex and we, it's icky. That's ridiculous.

This one, what you actually do is 50% of people are divorced, my parents are divorced. Like, you just, you have, you and your boyfriend get the kids on the weekends and you're a weekend gay dad. That sounds progressive. It also sounds like a pretty good deal. Like, you get, and then with the kids, because listen, you don't want the kids there

while you're having your gay orgies either, right? You don't want the kids to be like, Dad, where did all these popper things? You have to explain to them what poppers are. Right. So you send the kid home Sunday night. I think TV would explain it to them on the beach. Yeah, but you'd hope that that happens where you don't have to be like, they're all lying around everywhere.

The empty poppers. Take the ball, Greg, off. We got the kids this week, again. I think, however, I was blessed with having the, you know, Doug, you know, Doug, to Naples. Sure. Do you guys know Earthworm Jim guy? No.

He's. I know Earthworm Jim is. So the creator is really religious. He's called in a couple of times. And he says that he's like being gay is fine. You just can't act on it. So he's. That's kind of a bench up here.

I'll say it's too. Like, their whole thing is like, which, kind of like from a logical perspective, it's just, don't let anyone know. I'm an expert. Yeah, well, no, they know. K.P. keep it in your mind. And he's like, he says, I don't have a problem with other women.

That's the part that I get. That's true. That's the part that I get. Because it's like, they're like, yo, you can't have sex with the people. I'm already, like, if you're in a married,

you're already doing that. Yeah. With all of the girls except for what? Yeah. You're just not meant to. With Roger, like, you're not allowed to have sex with all three billion of the guys. It's like, with your marriage,

like, you're not allowed to have sex with three billion minus one. Like, what's the difference? The difference. I feel like they're talking gay guys into it. I can't argue with that. So is he, does he have the tendencies that are from Jim guy? Oh, I never asked.

I don't think so. No, he's married with kids, but I don't know. I mean, we're just, you know, he doesn't know. I don't think he has to. I don't think he's gay. I don't think he's gay. He doesn't even watch his hands after he goes to the bathroom. I was blessed with having the option to just date men because women are annoying.

I can spend the rest of my life having a loving relationship with a man that won't be annoying and unrelatable, like a lot of women. How do I get over the dream of having a traditional family and just enjoy life? Years of trad, F-slur, propaganda fucked me over. So go fuck yourself in smooches for Sean. He's 18.

Yeah. How does he get? So he wants to crush a dream that he's had since he's ever just having like a normal fucking tradwife like, you know, taking a good good. Do whatever you want for the next literally, I don't know, eight years and then decide then. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You don't need to be.

Yeah, you want to wipe in the decisions. They do. No, no one can convince them in the next five years than they're had. Yeah, that like the, it No, they can do it. Somebody got them in their head. Yeah, like the, it's a manly to like want this norm in your ball painting. No, but the thing is they think it's cool, but you go, go talk to any 30 year old that did it and then ask them if they fucking regret it

and look into their eyes to see if they like it. Get in one beer. Get in one beer and go fuck down a kid. I'm fucking beer. Yeah. He goes, man, I missed out on my entire 20s. I wish I didn't do that.

Yeah, they're all about it. That's all I can. Oh, yeah, you got, well, you got to have a wife. Get you got to have a wife. You want you to be on that. Just go watch, man, with children. Like, that's a documentary. That's not, anyway.

Yeah, that's not the. That's not anyway. Yeah, that's not the move as much as they want to tell you. The only way it's the move is if you're fucking, if you live like, if you want to live in the middle of nowhere, then that's the kind of the move. Yeah. But if you live anywhere near like a populated area, that has internet. Don't do it. Yeah, even that.

But if you live in a town that has like not very many people like like, you never want to leave the town. I mean, you just find something chicken. I mean, that will just kind of take care of itself. Yeah. You're going to be out there crushing sniz. No, not on the internet. LARPING is a Nazi. That's not a big question game. All right. I got that is true. Like, if you're going to be like the fucking internet, this guy's got a lot of problems. He's pretending to be a Nazi online, cause he's gay, cause he's a gay, but he doesn't want to, I think there's a lot of that, like the, you know, hardcore, like how many fucking white supremacist dudes

are like, lowkey fucking gay? Yeah, that's like a pretty common thread. It seems to, it's go one right into the other. Yeah, because they, maybe it's like they hate black guys, cause like lowkey, they's like a pretty common thread. It seems to it's go one right into the other yeah, because they maybe it's like they hate black guys Cuz like Loki they like they hate that they want break them they hate that they love them Okay, I got some fat news we do a segment on here called fat fat watch Yes, they'd be watching these fatsoes. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do.

That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna have to do. That's what I'm gonna. A lot. How much? I should have had this pulled up better.

Okay. Yeah, that's a, that's a favorite for mine. Even a lot of our like comic friends in New York. It's like, it's with the one thing that like unites and everyone like, yeah, the fucking people saying being fat's awesome. Okay, here we go. This is a primer, a smarter in seconds.

It's called fat phobia. There are literally no cardiovascular benefits to being skinnier. Did you know that? Oh, it's 800 pounds versus 200 pounds. No, if you A, B tested, it's the exact same. My friend, my friend was trying to argue to me that he's healthy.

I'm like, but you're carrying around like multiple sand bat, he's like 280, maybe 300. Like just the stress on your joints is at least give me that. Smarter and seconds, fat phobia. Let's give this a watch. Smarter and seconds, fat phobia. Fat phobia is hatred, fear, and discrimination against fat. Well, you're afraid of by standing on a hill in there

about to roll down it. They teamed up to do this. This is like we are the world. Yeah, we are the size of the world. That's a big, yeah, you're the same. We are the size of the world. What is she wearing? Is that a,

I don't know, everything. Did you kill a Jaguar? This one is a visitor that she's wearing. Is that, is it Lacey or is that like spots? I think it's lace. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Float Is it Lacey or is that like spots? I think it's Lace. Okay. Okay, here we go. Float bearing, Lace.

A fear of gaining weight. Okay, it's like Kevlar. I was just with Danny Mullet. Titanium special ratings. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was right. I came out of the factor that made the blackbird. So a fear of gaining weight and fatness itself, that will be a result in the isolation

and the ratio of fat people to die culture unhealthy. Big eraser. Yeah, I test holiday was posing naked to stop fat body ratio last week. That was a lot of fun. I thought you was a fucking posing like that to promote boner a ratio. Did you know that fat people were erased in history? No, you guys are not. If you look back, actually, like all these people were actually pretty fat

and they made it. I guess, I don't know. I didn't know there was Kenny. Like Alexander the Grey, he was actually like fucking eight hundred and eight bills. I'm not really good with this fucking stonework of doing fat people. I was just making jack people with these fucking mar bills. I'm not really good with this fucking stonework of doing fat people. I'm just making jack people with these fucking marble statues. I'm just gonna do another part. Maybe that's what you're talking about.

They're emptying quarries. I can make you how you're supposed to look, but that's gonna cost four times as much. Yeah, Abraham Lincoln, they don't want to tell you that he was actually the wrestler earthquake and typhoon. They were making Marvel statues. They're probably they can fall in through the floors. And then I dropped my mom's into prune now. Okay. It's a federation. This whole thing so fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You take your eyes off the fat people for a second and they've created their whole a new industry. Well, I mean, they are the like the most like what is it? 60% of Americans are fat.

Yeah, that's gonna get up to 80% and then they're gonna be like our group and you're just like it's that's everyone. That's everyone. Yeah, everyone's fat. This isn't a thing. You're like, sorry, yeah, American everyone's fat. That's just a situation. So it's like I want between 90% of people, nine and 10 people, yelling at one guy, like

stop making our existence. I'm just saying, like, video games, drinking, creed, shit. You're like, this fucking guy will stop. You won't stop trying to make our, and it's like, yeah, okay, America, everyone's fat. I don't know what the, like, more to tell you about it. They're gonna have to come up with like a new fat. It's funny how the majority can have a victim mentality. Yeah. I mean like we're the victims. You're fucking 90 percent. What is it? 60 percent of people are like really fat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing. We're just looking at it on our

our book. The unfucking the boys cast the average weight for women is like a buck 65 or something. Yeah. I think that's I think that's exactly right. The wild. Something that, no, it's 165 and a half. Don't let him get away. Yeah, let him slide. Yeah, he had a finger on the buck and dresser when he was on the scale. And that's a five that you round up.

I know, if we're going to round, okay, here we go. I didn't even get a good point too. He was like, it was so crazy that you never see 90-year-olds that are this fat. I wonder why that is. They're coming. They don't make it to 90. They're about 490-year-olds.

They're gonna replace them in 80-year-olds. Like, you get 70, I think, if you want to be like that, and then that's it. Your body just gives out. Beauty standards, workplace discrimination, and medical discrimination. Fat phobia. What standards, workplace discrimination and medical discrimination. Fat phobia. What's the medical discrimination? We talked about this a couple of weeks ago. You go to the doctor, you go, I like I'm not feeling

well. No, it's that. I think I'm in trouble. He's waiting. Excuse me. You're doing your job. In your 400 pounds, I go, what? Yeah, you want to eat just fucking prescribing some medication to mind your own fucking business. You're like, I'm at the doctor. I don't know what you're like. They have the cuffs for the blood pressure. All these ladies will post like there how they got all shaved and rubbed raw

because it's shot out. It's so big. Yeah, because the cuffs are not built for fat people. The cuffs of what? The cuffs of blood pressure. The cuffs of blood pressure. Yeah, this is medical fat phobia. That's like a guy coming in.

If your arm can't fit in a fucking blood pressure for it, turn it on. Yeah, that's like a gay guy coming in. And he's like, his ass is like bleeding because he's been taking like fucking just a 18-inch deal. And then the doctors, like, you got to stop when the bowling pins he up, he's like,

oh, you're fucking home a phone. Yeah. Yeah. Fatness is not smarter than sick. Oh, okay. I don't know. Smarter than sick. You guys get any smarter on that? Happy that.

That's crazy. I know. I might have another one. Let's see. Mm-hmm. This is, oh yeah, this is good fat news. Yeah, it's always so funny. Like, I was doing a joke about this,

but it's like such a North American thing. Like in other countries, like even when you're in the airport, they weigh people before you get on the plane and like, you know, you're weight, like you're a piece of luggage. Like, can you imagine here? They fucking had to do it.

Just sit there all day eating popcorn. Like, oh, here comes a big tub of shit. Here we go boys. Somebody runnin' pools on that shit. Yeah, it's like, how would it go? I think it's the carnival fucking barcure. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, this is a sugar, sugar addiction for, uh, for sugar addicted children. This is a, uh, it's called sugar break. Sugar break. I've never heard of this product. It's too, it's so they can have, this is medical sugar.

Is there any sugar blocker? Is there any sugar blocker? I know all these things like fall apart, but do they think that if someone's, like when they see someone morbidly obese, like needs a fucking truck to get out of the, you know, they need to break down the wall to get him out of their house?

Yeah. Well, they at least admit like that's not good. Or is there no amount? There's no amount. There's no amount that cannot be controlled in a healthy way. They can't even give you that. Where you go, this guy can't leave his bed.

Can you give me that that's unhealthy? They got it, if I can. Wow. Yeah, this is for kids, Sean. Yeah, I brought it open for this. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Sugar blocker. Sugar blocker.

There you go. Meal time card. That's like it's the fucking. Sugar break kids. This is like fact conversion therapy, dude. Yeah. Do they call diet fat conversion therapy? They should.

Sugar, pencinous. Resist curb sugar cravings by blocking the taste of sugar for your children. Really? So you can't, there's like a nicotine patch just for kids. What if they can't just say no, stop eating the sugar. I can't adults use these. I just don't enjoy it. You're like, it sounds like adults could probably use these unless they are just bullshit

and don't work at all. I feel like sugar break is a product. And this is the kids version. Oh, sugar, this is sugar break kids. So it's the equivalent of like putting like, you know, a bitter apple on a dog's paws to get them to quit licking it. Yeah. It's like, I just blocks the taste of sugar.

Yeah. What if they like the other flavors in the little Debbie snack cake, you know? I don't know. What if they eat because they don't know? It was so much easier when you could just hate your kids. Yeah. Cause when you could hit him, you didn't need any of this stuff. Cause they could be like, I want sugar and they're like, you're not having sugar and then they'd have a tantrum and you'd like him, you didn't need any of this stuff. Because they could be like, I want sugar. And they're like, you're not having sugar.

And then they'd have a tantrum. And you'd be like, fine, I have sugar. But then back in the day, you should be like, hit him with a belt. This helps the kids that are actually, you know, that eat the food. But what about the ones that are so fat, they don't even chew? That's not even gonna make a dent.

And be like, hey, you can't, you know, the sugar blocker, they're like, I like to eat entire bottle of sugar brick. Kids, I was hungry. You're like, Dr. My son's a boa. He doesn't chew. He just one after the other. Did you see what happened to the constitution? Do you see they tried to buy that? I put in for it. Oh, you did. How much did you put in? I put in a hundred bucks, but then I paid $50 for gas fees. And then to get it back, my $100 back

is gonna be another $50. So I'm gonna be in for $200 and I'll be net 50. For nothing. So Sean, there's one copy of the constitution that is privately held. Yeah, it's got all the actual stuff. No, no, there's two privately held and this is the last one. Oh, no, this is the one they put it up for sale for like a charity thing.

And then so these, so these crypto guys pooled a bunch of money and tried to bid on it and like make it their cool thing. Yeah, yeah. But then they got outbid by the guy who caused all that Robin Hood shit. Yeah, the gangro from, yeah from... Kangaroo from Citadel. Like the most hated man on earth. Yeah. Came in and bought it for 40 million.

Well, he literally knew that so they... So what happened is they were like, we're gonna raise all this money and then they got the amount of million. And it was only a week before the Southern Disauction. I know what they said. They had more time. No, no, they didn't need more time.

The problem was they started it and then it blew up. Like all these things picked it up. And so I remember seeing it, it was like a million. I was like, this is pretty crazy. And then at six million dollars was like, you know what, I'm gonna put some money into this. And just because it's cool. And then, but I didn't have enough eth in like my metamask

and the get so I was like, I'm just gonna wait. And then it was like at 30 million, I'm like, okay, fine, whatever. So I put it in, got to like 45 million. And then they took the counter offline. Cause I guess someone was like, you can fine, whatever. So I put it in. Got to like 45 million and then they took the counteroff line because I guess someone was like, you can't, they can't know. We shouldn't. We can't know how much money you have if you're bidding

on something, but anyways, they did like the day of the auction, they took it offline. So, and it was like, I think it was a 45 or something. So then during, I actually watched the auction. Oh, right. And so it was like, the auction was literally going, okay, we're gonna start the bidding at like five million million and then they go we have six million and somebody goes Yeah, six million and two bitters like on the phones

Mm-hmm. They go six million and they go seven million and eight million and then they go thirty million They just go straight to thirty million, okay, right? And nobody knew who was representing who like because there were like the nobody knew like the two auction people on the phone Like nobody knew who they were representing, like which one was the crypto thing? And then they go up, you know, 31, 32, and then it gets to 43, and then they're like, all right, it's sold for 43, and everybody's like,

yeah, we did it, they're like, we won the thing. And then, because all these people on Twitter, they're like, we won it, and then the Twitter account of the Constitution dad was like, yeah, we didn't win it. And then it came out the next day that they're like, Ken Griffin won it, and he's like, yeah, we didn't win it. And then it came out the next day that they're like, Ken Griffin won it. And he's like, yeah, he bid $1 more than you guys, because you knew exactly what your match was.

It's like a knife in the fucking game. Could it just let them have it? No, I mean, he has endless money, and he's also just like a troll. I mean, he's not a troll, but. He's such a cock. He's such a fucking... The best part too is because they were like,

we're gonna put it in the Smithsonian. He wanted for fucking after fees like 50 million. He's like, I'm putting it in some fucking place in Arkansas, so good luck going to see that shit. Yeah. Like nobody's gonna go to Arkansas to see it. So you're like, it's so sad. Yeah.

And then it's funny actually, I was even though I wanted to be on the winning side even then when I found out that it was him, I was like, oh, that's pretty funny. Yeah. I saw him in the in their chat room thing today. They're talking about like, okay, well, if you let us keep your money, we're going to try to do other things. Like, no, you guys.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, these things work, these Dow things, return the money.

Because if you want to be like, this is a test case, then give people their money back. So just people know it's not like all of a scam. But don't go be like, we're gonna go, we're gonna go buy a fucking major league soccer team or something, and then who runs it? I don't know, there's only two more questions and answers for that stuff.

I can't believe you bought it. That's son of a bitch. I mean, that's his kind of mood. He has literally endless money. He apparently owns like a fucking $230 million dollar penthouse somewhere. Well, is he gonna put it in there? I don't know.

No, no, he's putting it in some museum in Arkansas. Let's see what I got here. Marilyn Manson. I'm gonna do some voicemails, I think. I got a song too. Marilyn Manson had a small soundproof glass enclosure called the Bad Girls Room in his Hollywood apartment, which he used to lock up his dates

to psychologically torture them. It's okay, I can't catch a break in. Right? You're always collecting. A legit victim claims all these, all these, all these hours. They already, like everyone sort of, all of the stuff already came out.

Yeah. And then anyone who's done with Manson's done with Manson, anyone who's stuck by him, stuck by them, what do they want? What do they, wouldn't they be disappointed if he didn't have like a bad girl's room of the classic? Everybody of you're like that's the thing. You're the contractor who comes in and goes, so what do you want me to build again?

He goes, it's like Marilyn Manson. He's like, I want it to be an odor proof, sound proof sound proof. Yeah. And you can't, I don't want, like he specifically, like, I don't want anybody to be able to hear screams and you're like, yeah, I have some very sensitive things. All right, it's going to cost like 5,500. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want to, there's going to be a plate built into the floor that I'm going to be shitting on. Uh, I hate, I hate. Manson's straight guys getting their sexuality outed like this. Yeah, man, Mans's in is very much.

I feel like with man's and he doesn't even like this stuff, he just like, like I know some rock and roll guys like this. It's like, do you even want to do this? Are you just trying to be this guy? Yeah. Like, he ends up like, man, I'm the devil. I'm the devil. He puts a devil costume on.

Like, he's just trying to fucking live up to just for show. This is his heart. No, it really is. It's like who you trying to convince that you're like this satanic guy. Yeah. Also, he exactly, and he's like now like he's getting in trouble for, he's like, what the fuck are you getting in trouble for? I'm Marilyn Manson, like you didn't think I was doing this stuff.

Yeah, that's right. And they're like, yeah, and they're like, and guess what? Now it's not okay anymore. And you're like, oh, It really turned out to dime. Well, he's like, dude, he's like, it's like a sick, he fucking kills animals on stage and he cuts himself and sucks his own dick and everything and everybody's like, yeah, awesome.

And then they're like, yeah, he's like rude to women and they go, what? What the fuck? He built me a whole room, a whole sex room. But it wasn't nice enough. No, it was nice enough. He stopped calling me. Yeah. That's the worst thing you could do. He stopped texting's not. You stop calling me. Yeah, that's the end

That's the worst thing you could do. So you stop texting me back. You're dating Marilyn Man, like throwing actresses the one who fucking call it She was probably hanging out with her actress pals being like how's your weekend being like? Yeah, yeah, and then he put the leash on me and I walked around the floor and they're like oh my god They can't brag about it. They can't just say, oh yeah, you fucked me into sex dungeon. It was on another like, oh, it was horrible. They had to tell. I have to tell you.

And then the other was horrible. And then the other was horrible. You were abused. Yeah. Poor guy. And then there was, you know, one of the lawyers on set was like, I mean, I can't take the case. I mean, I want to say, look at the trial.

It's like in fucking, she acts like you want to say look at the child. He's looking fucking jacks are looking terrible for ever though. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be like he fucking gross for 20 years. He's got to drop this make at this, at this state of weight gain with this amount of weight. Is he going to make up at the trial? Can he take it off, you think?

Is he just came off now? He was kicked on. Um, okay. Bad look. He's got on. Okay. Bad luck. He's got kickin'. Yeah, that is good. It's also a bad luck to get Chubby too. Yes, you cannot pull off like cute, kitschy, and aesthetics.

You gotta be here. You shut me. Fucking skinny, dude. Get in Chubby is the worst look for this fucking ghoulish situation. You can't raise your kids society when you're fat. You haven't missed it. You added a meal. You're not suffering at all.

You're not scared on anybody. Yeah, a meal, you're not suffering at all. You're not scaring anybody. Yeah, it's also you take your shirt off too, and it's like, you fucking, it's like a choppy dad. He's like, he goes, I'm gonna cut myself, and he takes the shirt off,, he's lost side of that. You can't put on this raven, this crow outfit and be a big fan. Yeah.

I mean, he's, he's an old man now. He needs to, you know, hit the gym, but he can't, that's the problem. Like, Marilyn Manson can't like, you know, have like shorts on and just have a tank tub. He's running now. Well, Marilyn Manson's like a health guy now. You have to get fat because I guess the only thing you can do is be anorexic because, can imagine you go to like the fucking

blink fitness and fucking LA and like Marilyn Manson there like with his personal trainer, like learning how to use fucking ropes. And it's a home gym. I mean, that's what he's got to do at home. He doesn't have any room, you can't put a wheelchair in your room. He's got to get your home gym.

Put a chin up bar in that fucking sex. And the sex. That you. Do you remember when always a Metallica got pictures of them taking it to Grove when they're shopping with their wives and they're like, I think so.

Oh, no, nothing all the bags. Yeah, you know, I'm coming. Oh, it was bad. Yeah, so everything in cop doing normal shit. Oh, so everything's getting coped doing normal shit.

Oh, he's sitting. Okay, here's a, here's a song we're going to go out on. Guys, plug your stuff before we do voice mails, please. At Danny jokes. Ryan Long comedy Patreon.com slash the boys. Guys, bonus episode every week. You do. It was cool hanging out with you guys.

Yeah, likewise. Yeah, it was super fun. And I did as I've Kurt Madskir was out. We were fucking rocking out. Yeah. I was cool hanging out with you guys. Yeah, it was super fun night, dude. As I've Kurt Madsker was out, we were fucking rocking out. Yeah. I was taking a walk in at the end. Yeah, you guys were all pretty fucking ripped. Wow. Yeah, we were all making sense.

All right, I got it. It was one of those like I just need to leave. Well, you're doing straight whiskey, too. Yeah, that was a mistake. Okay, this is called pizza party by Kendall and Hyde. It's about a furry called in because he got kicked out of a hotel because at a convention, he had like 19 guys come on a pizza that he ate that was like his thing. He's a furry and he's like a fan

of you. No, he just, we just found him. He was in the, he was in the news. He was in the, we're getting kicked out of the hotel. And he got any. His thing is he found a bunch of guys to come on the pizza. Yeah. And then ate the pizza and the hotel got all pissed off. Did he get in the frat? Why the hotel? Is he accepted into the frat? Yes. Yeah. I don't know. Where the hotel is like, Hey, we have a policy. You can't just bring a bunch of guys in and come on your pizza and then he did. Yeah. What happened? They were upset that he took a picture of the hotel. He's like, I'm staying here. I'm like, that's a bad look for us that you're.

We're in the competes. I mean, like, I mean, porn's are shot in a straight-in hotel room. Yeah, and then he left the pizza box outside for people to pick up and everyone was really. Did he come one by one? Yeah, they went into another room. He shot a surprise.

So, like, 19th, he was like looking at his watch. Like, we need, well, you guys, there was 19 just all he could find or. Yeah, that was all he could get to. Right, yeah. Yeah. We were just gonna try to help him. You had a hundred people.

You had a hundred people. By that play, you were. If he hasn't addressed it up a little bit. If he hasn't addressed, I'll send him some of my comments. I'll send it. I'll ask. Yeah, I'll send a hundred guys. Well, I mean, if you could mobilize your fans and just everybody sends some comments, then

you're like, you don't need 19 guys. And this is the kind of fun stuff that your fan could be doing instead of getting married to a girl. Yeah. Right. And this guy runs over. He's got to come a day. Yeah.

18. Oh, how am I going to kill this dream of having, bro, have a pizza and get a job? Is this such thing as a trad husband? Yes. No, like a gay trad, a gay husband. Yeah, like Peter Thiel, right? Oh, Peter Thiel probably does have a trad gay husband. Totally.

Totally. Okay, here's Peter Thiel. He called that a trad husband. Yeah. Pizza party, here you go. I have pizzas, please. Like large pizzas. And could I get one of them with exer-deck cheese?

You have to take cheese. Guys, they don't need to take cheese. Okay, I'll just get regular men's semen instead and need to deliver that to my pizza party. My pizza party, lots of dudes making juice at my pizza party. It's my pizza party. My pizza party. You can bust on this crust at my pizza party. Got this pizza party popping. Keep your canoff no stopping.

You're not allowed to leave until you cream becomes my topping. JK, pizza coming is totally optional. You can shoot it on my suit a bit. It's all machine washable. I paid for these pizzas. I guess this means I'm autumn. So that would mean you're topping.

Because you're coming on them. People said it's rude to leave my food in the hall. Well, they're really gonna hate to see what we left on the walls. What about your babies? Go run until you're mummy. Oh my god, some furry put some cummy in there tummy. Jizz food, pursuits, balls and ass. They look really mad at this.

They kicked us out the hotel. Fucking baloney. Creep high baloney sandwiches. Is anybody hungry? Dick and Sean, I'd like to take your fans up on your offer. Creep high baloney sandwiches, is anybody hungry? Dick and Sean, I'd like to take your fans up on your offer. I'll organize your next event, a real showstopper. Maybe something simple, perhaps a dickhead barbecue? As long as I don't drop my dogs, it doesn't sound that hard to do.

STB, testing, out of the question, there's simply no time. I be slimped for digestion, I just want pause, broken on their long shlongs, thinking about hot pups, While they're getting hot boxed, by my doggy not bonked, And it will be not long till they're spilling hot cums. Hot burgers and hot dogs, and then you smoking with lights, It looks like a rave, but not from a smoke machine, From come in the microwave,

Sailed jar of leftovers from my last candy, To hot bucks your venue with warm creamy juice steam, Half your fans will love it The other half of vomit and half of the first half will jerk off with the vomit and half of them will suck the vomit off each other's Weeders, yeah, I have some new friends with some different fans of matter. It's my pizza party My pizza party eating sploge covered food at my pizza party. It's my piece of party. My piece of party. You're having fun with some comma at my piece of party. It's my piece of party. My piece of party.

Getting hungry for coming at my piece of party. It's my piece of party. My piece of party. Slurping cheese just for me at my piece of party. Ha ha ha ha. The microwave. Oh. I thought there was a truck dumping on Siemens.

Hmm. Could be. Can we be whatever we were doing. Yeah No, no, no, no, don't push that What's going through here? Well, that's a that's a my little pony and come I don't that guy's a guy drinking something. I don't I hope it's not Well, there you go. There you go. All right. Let's let's go through these Let's go through some voicemails Hey dick. Hey Sean. Yep. You know, it's been a rough time here in Australia We've had a packed thing mandates come through. You know, I haven't worked in you know over a month now and I have been sitting it for two years.

It was people that had a lot of water. And that was community sport, it wasn't affected by vaccine mandates. So I'll find out for the new season, 350 bucks down for registration, play some basketball, funnily enough with all the people I work with, and play basketball with them, but I can't work with them. But, um, that changed, where the name Elvis came through from, uh, basketball, Victoria. Uh, I now need to be double-vaccinated to, uh, to play basketball. To do the one thing that I still had.

Yeah. Ah, one thing that still kept me feeling like a normal person. No, no, the fuck, dude. I Just just leave me the fuck alone. Let me live, you know Whatever anyway, I love to show you guys a fucking sad Tell him no one can keep it up I'm sure he plays basketball, maybe get in on his fucking unvax run because it's all against the vaccine and all the shit and all gets the lockdown. It's pretty cool. Yeah, you should I was sure it's such a fucking bitch country. It's the worst reason it really is. It seemed like it wouldn't be it's such like a fucking Outlaw country. Yeah, it's the opposite. Well, they took it. Yeah, it's like so. They're all fucking like bitches, I guess. Why is that? I think really high level tape. I don't know, I haven't been down there some pandemic.

Rose? Like, okay, this is the best way to scribe it. If you know in college dudes that are like frat dudes, they are on paper, kind of fun, but generally their girlfriends kind of bitch them around. Yeah, because they want to be liked. Does that make sense? Yeah, they like show many friends, they like want to comply to keep you happy.

I know a lot of guys in college, they were like a fun party like, Frat dude, but like, low key like his girlfriend fucking bitched them around in a way that like I would never be fucking right. Exactly. Yeah, and I think that's what's fucking going on in Australia. I think you're wrong. fucking bitch them around in a way that like I would never be fucking right. Exactly. Yeah. And I think that's what's fucking going on in Australia. I think you're on something there.

Plus they have no guns. Yeah, they took their guns so they can do whatever the fuck they want. And they're in an island. So they're sure to just like, yeah, you're trapped on an island. I don't know. Yeah. They have this system. They have their mandatory quarantine thing when you leave and come back or New Zealand

that one of the last. The last night that was in the fucking fucking jail and then some girl escaped. He was on the news on the news It's an outdoor like it's it's kind of like a cab at you in these cabins, but you're like yeah, there's fencing You're like pull it up and it's straight up his name is Evan Demore girl escaped the fucking thing Evan Evan, no, D-E-S. The cops. Evan D-E-S. What is it like a two-week quarantine?

M-A-E. It's an awful lot. I love it. 10-A, 12-A. I know what you're saying there is, but. And there will be like, I sure, Evan Demore Australia lockdown escape. So the girl escapes, they find her.

And then, Yeah, right here. This one? So the girl escapes, they find her and then, Yeah, right here, this one. So the girl escapes, they find her and they bring her back and then they've got a armed, like a fucking guard outside of her door now. How did she escape? She just walked out of the fence. No, no, she just got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence.

Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. Yeah, she got the fence. be back in quarantine being held under police guard. This is the Korean woman. Did she went out the fucking party, man?

Climb defense. And they're all just like, holy shit, she's going to go. What is that? Two feet tall. Is she standing on something? Is that the ground right there? It's not like, I think so. No, it goes all the way down.

It's not like, yeah, yeah. Oh, she just got like, okay, yeah. If you go back, there's a tick, he made a tick talk of it. I can't, I don't know. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. Yeah, whatever. So, you're basically, the people just trying to go get pussy in their fucking you know, don't crazy. You can't even have KFC It's cop lock

You're fucking how many hundred pounds a day? I think he said to it is video to he's like, yeah, I think they're not gonna give us ice cream now because Straight up in jail kind of say you have to pay for it if you come in. Yeah, you pay for it. Only rich people can leave. Only somebody who can just write off like two grand. You see that, I just can't. Yeah.

Canada's the same thing. That's fucked. That is really fucked. Push, yeah. Yeah, sorry buddy, I don't know. I don't know if, did you see the love ring? And Lee, they just said? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? Oh, no, not really that. They do lockdowns for everybody. And then in as of February, the vaccine is just mandatory. I don't even really understand how that works, but they go like, it's just, yeah, we're giving it to you. Like, they're not. There's somewhere you can't even pump gas unless you're vaccinated.

Really? There's some probably Austria. Austria is like basically you can't leave your house other than I think maybe to like, you can't do anything. Like you can basically do like the bare things, but like you can't really be outside in Austria. But yeah, Godvax, Nate, got Corona.

It's like barely helps. Yeah. Why does it, what are you guys thinking that it is? Magic? Yeah. The same thing as a fucking flu shot. Okay, let's see, here we go. Hey, Dic, here's one thing that makes me a rage.

It's when I'm trying to take a shit, right? Yeah. And my girlfriend can't give me a rest. Talk to him. Letting me hear it all day, how I should do this. I got to do it this way. I got to cook this way. I got to do shit this way.

And I go, I try and take a shit in peace. Yeah, distance and joy. You don't need to be in this. Like, put your knees together to help you shit. You're shitting wrong. No. I hate you shit. You're really shitting.

Oh god. Sounds like you need a new girlfriend. You put your shitting wrong. If you have a girlfriend, you're so crazy that she's talking to your shitting wrong. Are you getting a bluntkin at the time? The only time you should be taking advice. Uh, well, sorry, buddy.

These are the choices you made. That's a crappy situation. No part taking it. I hate when they're all shitting talking. It's like, you know that I'm, you know, I'm pissing. I can't hear you while I'm fucking pissing. That's all you got. I know.

My chicks. My chicks legitimately talks like this volume and I'll be in, I'll be in a fucking completely different room. I'll walk and I'll come back and she goes, and then I said And I'll be in a fucking completely different room, I'll walk and I'll come back and she goes, and then I said, I go, have you been talking for 50 minutes? I've been talking to yourself for 15 minutes, you psycho pad?

See, I would never say that, because then they're like, she's like, oh, you didn't hear any of that, and then you get to hear it all over again. Like, I'll be like, oh, sick, you got it out of the way. I say, honey, you're so loud, stop yelling, and then she gets so quiet, it's not just mouths moving. Yeah I got a convinced I have amazing hearing

And dudes who look this guy needs the fucking Maryland mansion like soundproof shit Bitches mouth shut Fucking Maryland man said thing you guys okay't hear you or the fucking sound box. That's fucking Maryland mancer. Everyone's like, oh, you're a sex fucking freak. He's like, I like peace and quiet. I just don't have the sh**. Actually, Ziggard is not even soundproof.

I just tell him that, so he's not fucking talking. No, he probably fucking built that thing for him to get away from the chick. And he was like, wait, if I put her in there, I'll get to use my own place. Yeah. Yeah. You may have the man. You like fuck

that because we don't know where you're going. That's good shit. So that's what you need to do. Yeah. Oh, you guys thought that was a sex. Yeah. Oh, the truth. Well, really, really. I'm so mean. Yeah, make me see really not cool. I just like to be quiet. I like to read my fucking articles. We find that we find the defendant not guilty. Okay. Hey, Dick, I got an idea for a VR game to keep you away for girlfriend busy for hours at a time. Okay.

It's called the getting out of the car simulator. So she puts the headset on. Yeah. Put her in the passenger seat of a car that is just pulled into a parking spot. And she to spend as long as she wants, just not getting out of the car. And that'd be a fun game. Okay. So she fell through whatever. And that's pretty much the game. You think I have different levels? I have the guy driving too fast and close to the cars to party.

You just got to that you're already late. More. Um, you did in different types of cars. I'm afraid the objective of the game is to never get out of the car. Right. So that should keep busy for a lot of doddling. Can you do it? Yeah.

The name of the game. When you turn the car off, that's when they start getting ready. Yeah. To get out of the car. That's when you call the Uber they like doing's when they start getting ready. Yeah. To get out of the car. That's what you call the Uber. They like doing, they like starting to get their stuff together when the Uber calls. That's why I have flashbangs that I keep in my car. So just I, we like just drop it and go, I'll see you on the clock.

I like the, do I have enough time to like, I don't, I mean, you tell me, I don't know if you have enough time to like I don't I mean you tell me I don't know if you have enough time to do my mom a big one I got going on right now is like well The ones a week where I decided we're gonna watch a movie you get your time No, but we'll be bright about to watch a movie and she goes you know what I was gonna take a quick shower Not happening it's a 45 minute shower and I'm just sitting there and be like, fuck, are you kidding me? She asks me, do you mind if I? That's when you jerk off to like out of a protest.

She comes back and she's like, let's have sex, you go nah, I'm probably good. I'm not. I'm just sitting here and all. Yeah, I'm like she's gonna watch sci-fi. I don't know what I jerked up out of protest. Just so even if you tried to fuck, I wouldn't be interested. Okay, here we go.

Hey, big, hey, Sean, play what makes me a region this week. It's big fat dipshit, crowding around the fucking drink machine. A fast food restaurant. Yeah, I mean, you get it. That's it. Go fuck yourselves. Yeah, those big machines. You know, we always have those with the 10 million flavors.

All the freestyle. The freestyle machines used to be just... Yeah, but then they're like, you can make your own drink. Yeah, I love them. You love them? I think they're great. Yeah, I take the same thing from them every time. So I'm like, but it is a drink I like. Like, what is it, vanilla?

I get, no, I get a cherry Coke Zero. Sometimes with a splash of vanilla, but more, unless you just, you're Coke Zero. He's speaking my line. Cherry Coke Zero, but it's like, that's the only place you can really get the one. Do you guys probably have a line or the lemon?

There's like people congregating. Crouting around it. Crouting around it. Yeah. So what they do? They do. They love scrolling through the flavors endlessly. Yeah.

I mean, it's the equivalent of your behind someone at the grocery store and they don't know how to use the fucking self-check out. Yeah, true. It's just like, not so. You're talking about the big ones that are at the movie theater. At the movie theater, they're only at the movie theater. I don't even know where I'm at. They do have diet versions of interesting, like they have diet fucking cherry codes.

Yeah. I want to go see a movie. Here's, did you see the new James Bond movie? Anybody? No. I love James Bond fan. And it was just so, so bad. Bad.

Oh my God. We got bond. Uh, Daniel Craig. Yeah. Yeah. This is the last one right? Yeah. They put a kid in the action, in an action sequence, which they have never done with James

Bond and it made it so like uncomfortable. What do you mean a kid like a child like he fought James Bond no he's like a roundhouse kicks him kids head off his head short round. He had to save the kid and it was like I mean that's not. I'm gonna need some job. Kissing scene was a little much. We had to save a clear. Absolutely. We had to leave some job. A kiss, I think it was a little much.

Yeah. Everybody's like really bracing when he saves the kid and they're staring at each other for kind of long time. Yeah, oh, come on. And it's real cheesy kind of saving because he can't do a lot because there's a kid there so it's kind of like, come on, come on, guys. What the fuck is this? And then the end, the end was, I'm not going to spoil it, but it ruined my habit.

You're in Habitat, right? Daniel Craig is pretty cool too. I liked his bond. Yeah. It was one of the good to bonds. Okay, well, maybe he's not a pussy in real life ruining it where it's like he comes out and says like I hope I'm the last. Yeah, I should be back in trans and go fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, like he doesn't he's pretty cool. Okay body shaming. I don't know what that makes me arrange his body shaming. I call the veto dick that makes me a ranger body shaming. I call the video

dick master's and protest special video. Oh yeah. I had to get mad because I saw a dick with that sign. Just balance up and down and those fucking bats and bystanders. Oh, it's not gay. It's not gay. No. I mean, I mean, I'm an an appreciate, right? That's all it is. I'm just saying. What are you talking about me? Stop calling me gay. I'm calling me gay. Okay, one more. Thank you.

Cold sores. Let's see what this is. It can show on this big brine here. I'll tell you what makes me a rage. Man, it's cold sores. You know, it gets a little bit too cold out too fast. It lifts get chapped. Maybe you're stressed for some reason, and then you wake up one day

with that tingly feeling on your lift, and all of a sudden you got mouth herpes. It's bullshit, honestly, and then you walk around for the next week, week and a half, just looking even more disgusting than usual. It's a bummer. It's a bummer. That's a bummer. Yeah, herpes socks. That's great. Yeah, really is.

They always try to sneak it into people with herpes, like the second the herpes fade. Like, all right, now we can. I want you to give it to you. Yeah, give it to me. You would have to. Have you noticed that? They always, I mean, I don't know. I've not hooked up with anyone with herpes, but they're always.

Not knowingly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I was't know. I've not hooked up with anyone with herpes, but they're always. Not knowingly. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just definitely feel like you must have. Like, there's no way I haven't, but not knowingly now. Well, there's a lot of people who have, like, who get colds or as they've got the virus, but they never express it.

Yeah, everybody's never that. Yeah, that herpes, but the gentle one. Yeah, they'll be like, well, you know, it's not a big deal. You can be, yeah, it's a big deal. But you can, you can transfer either'll be like, well, you know, it's not a big deal. You can be, yeah, it's a big deal. But you can, you can transfer either one to like the A or B to either place. Yeah, yeah, really? Yep.

That's not good. I feel like they should tell you this, maybe that's why everybody has it. I didn't know that you could do the one from the other. Yeah, you can. Yeah, it does feel like it's possible. A lot of people probably have it, but, okay. I've always seen one.

I definitely have the cold stories. That's all I know. We know people are there. I don't get cold stories though, but I, I just got them on the show. No, I don't, but I don't know. I've always seen one. I definitely have the cold stories. That's all I know. We know people have the cold stories, though, but I just got them on the source. No, I don't, but I got, I got one time or something. And fucking, they're like, you have curb, I don't like, I have herpes, and then they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

you don't actually, it's like, you have the one that everybody has. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They should, there you go, you just never express it. Yeah, well, they say there's the two different kinds, but it says like, herpes simplex, but it's like, A or B, but it's B, and I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I have herpes, and then they're like, I don't know, I just like, it's everybody else out there. I don't even know why we test for it. Yeah, I went to the doctor for the head thing, and I'm like, yeah, throw a STD thing on there. And he's reading me the things that they test me on.

Like, you don't test where there's herpes when he goes, everybody has it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Let's say HPV a little, everybody has that. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Let's say HPV a little bit now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Well, get careful out there, guys. Thanks for coming in, guys. Yeah. Have a good show. I can't wait to see it. He's hanging. I got more male drumming.

I'm just signing Trump. We got a for our studio. I was our friend opened a baseball card store. She didn't open once. She like inherited it or whatever, but she runs his baseball card store in New York. And then I went in there and she had all this stuff and then she had this like fucking ban of signed baseballs.

And there was a 2001 world series, Giuliani signed baseball. So I was like, I'm bought it. You bought it? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah. Cause that was Arizona and New York. That was the interesting. Yeah, yeah. That was Arizona and New York. That was the year.

Exactly, Arizona, New York. Arizona and New York. He loved him. Yeah, everybody loved him. And I was like, honestly, this ball's probably worth like less because he signed it now. Yeah. But what? My Mexican cleaning lady told me that I need, I used to just have the hat sitting around

and she took me aside and said, oh, you need to, you need to get a box. Yeah, yeah, look at this. It's face, you need to get a box. Yeah, yeah. That's the soundproof box. Yeah, soundproof box. So the hat doesn't have to hear all these negative things. Did you get a sign in person in your box? Yeah, I got it. Signed it, one of his first speeches on the USS Indianapolis.

That was great. I really had to push it. Oh, I know, like a carry, like a sign, like what is the USS? Like a battle ship. Yeah, he was doing his thing at the end and I had to fucking elbow all these journalists to get in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I need to go. Yeah, he took it and I said you got to win at the debate or something like that. All right, all right. All right, later everybody.