The Dick Show - Episode 289 - Dick on Floydies

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

Boobs so big they turn you Italian, a special Dick Show George Floyd NFT giveaway, fat Beauty and the Beast, a guide on being a cuck, a guy with a blood fetish, an idiot stops a human trafficking, a fake tom boy, the new c-word, and my dog starts her period; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

Do you have watched the boondocks? Yeah, totally. I've said, I've been saying that guy that sings all his racist songs. I don't remember. It wasn't Uncle Ruckus, was it? He became friends with them. Yeah. The Ruckus was his biggest fan and the guy, we had like a crisis of conscience because

Ruckus, he couldn't handle that this black guy was his biggest fan. Right. Then they end up teaming up and all of his fans turn on him because he's teaming up black guy. I don't know. I don't think it's on. I don't know. But I knew Uncle Ruckus had to be involved. Of course. Yeah.

He's so fucking funny. He's just so funny. Yeah. I don't know if that guy exists like the really, really overly racist songs. I hope so. Oh, I'm sure that yeah. The problem is, is there probably not all that clever bingo. That's always the thing. You're right about that. Ah, that's the problem with racism. It's not the hatred. It's the, it's the

dumbness. Yeah, it's how impressed they are with themselves. You're like, I don't want to be associated with this. It's not very bright. Yeah. You're right again, Sean. Mm. Once again, you've, once again, you've ruined my dreams. Ha, ha, ha. A racist America. Boy, is that your dream? More, yes.

Get tapped about. Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh. Oh, you mean you're like releasing pressure? Yeah, pressure. I see. I've got those words fly. Get it out of your system. Get it out.

Get it out of your system. Get the voice out. Now you got guys, let me make sure this is working here. Yeah, you got guys getting banned. His son, do you know that guy? His son, the hun or whatever his name is? Son Piker, you know about him? No.

Some kind of communist on Twitch. Some kind of pretty boy communist. He got banned for using the C word. That's your people's word. No but. I'm taking, I'm taking the C word really. The C word yeah, you know. Wush, right?

Saltine, blank. Oh my God, that was the C word. I was thinking, cunt. I'm taking cunt away from women. I'm making the white Your people's word. I'm like the C UK English or you know British is definitely not your people's white people with a first one to ban cunt Oh, yeah, that's a sacred and holy place. Well, that's a sacred and holy place for my penis. I figured the babies and about what I am the Penises of the babies, whatever. Because over across the Atlantic, they just toss it off.

It's not a big thing. Uh-huh. Across the Atlantic and Pacific, everywhere. Except everywhere where God is not looking, which is only at the United States of America. They're allowed to stay conscious with impunity, but in America, we can't. It's the sea.

It used to be the sea word, but it's not anymore. I'm taking it back. You can't say word. you can't say cracker. Whoa! You wanna get banned? You wanna get, is your plan, or is your plan to get banned today, Sean? Maybe, oh.

Wow, you can't just be tossing out those sea words like that. Whoa! How did you pronounce it at the end? Crack ass. Crack. Oh, wow. Multiple bands. That's why we had me band, right? They were using it to say speech though. Yeah. Yeah. So the person I'm like, I knew from fifth

element when they got banned for saying the seaworth. Ah, that sucks that that happened to you. Was a person who used it black? Uh-uh. So a Turkish, I think. Oh, can't be using that word, buddy. Turkish and he said,

I'm sure Amazon just loves a bunch of intellectual, fucking 30 year old millionaires on their platform being cute about hate speech. That I'm sure Amazon just loves that. Hey, let's have a really cute about a hate speech. That I'm sure Amazon just loves that. Hey, let's have a really cute discussion about a hate speech. Wrong. Boop.

End of you. God, we've really, we're really further gone than time for care to, what do you mean? You just don't have to, you just don't say hate speech. What's, what's so hard about that? What's so gone about that? Cracker. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

You have a, you have a talent in you? Yeah. I don't know if you're allowed to say that word then, that C word. Hmm. Talience not wide anyway. Here's one for you. Sometimes they like to play both sides of the fence.

Who? Talience? Yeah. Depending on where you're from. Yeah, they should do that day. Yeah. motto. Oh man. Yeah. I should do that day. Yeah. Mado. Oh man.

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Yeah, probably. I think so. Marco Polo. That's what I. Yeah. Wow. Woof. Marco Polo's Italian. Don't fucking look around. I'm trying to think there on the wall. So I'm going to. I'm trying to think it. Wow. Woof. Micro poll is Italian. Don't fucking look around. I'm trying to think there on the wall. So I'm like, I'm trying to think it.

Probably. Was he really, it wasn't there big thing. Like it's like, did he actually do anything? Yeah, you know, I mean, no. No, I'm wondering all around. Look at him lost. That's what the, that's what you've discovered noodles.

That's what a lot of people say. But then there's like, there's a lot of backup for him sometimes. I'm starting questioning history. And I remember the series when I was a kid, they did a whole documentary series on him. I'm Marco Polo. Yeah. What?

What are they? What are they? I don't know. Well, they had to stop it because it was hate speech. Here's, you ever seen a set of tit so big? I thought he said Marco Polo. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I also turned into Mario.

Oh, oh, boy. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow, wow, wow, oh. Yeah, how is that still allowed to be made? It's not Chris Brad took it over. Yeah. He's not Italian anymore. I predict.

He's a plumber, right? I predict. All Italians are like low class, you know, working jobs, fucking piping down there and clears out those fucking pipes. That's what it does. It brings them out. Fucking time. That's what he's doing.

Chris Pratt, I predict mass, mass murders at the Mario movie, like the Joker. Remember how they were predicting mass shootings and murders from white disenfranchised white people at the Joker movies? Oh, yes. Everyone was on edge. I predict that for Mario, because the children are gonna see Chris Pratt, Mario saying Chris Pratt,

and it's gonna break their fucking brains. Yeah. Like Ted Kaczynski in MK Ultra 64, it's gonna break their heads right in half, and they're just gonna start murdering he's not even going to be up 10,000%. He's not even close to ethnic. On it he's like the widest guy in Hollywood. Yeah, there's one guy who wants to stop like tweeting about Christ and is how happy is about his family like motherfucker. Absolutely no one believes that.

Yeah. No man on earth believes either one of these things that you're saying. Hmm. Hey, I'm the most famous action star in the world. Do you know what I love? My one single woman that I have

sex with. Uh, okay. Yeah. Robo. Robo. Robo. Robo. Where can I see?

Are you selling this? Did you bottle this and sell it somewhere at Chris Pratt? Because I really would love to buy some of this that you're selling. If you need any more for a dollar, if you need any more proof that he is definitely not Italian, that statement's it. Is that thing? But here's what I was getting to. Yeah. The only thing I love more than christ is having sex with the same woman i am christ pran the highest

yeah yeah i don't know you know you need to get you the others as shown the contest can be live from mombang deep in the hundreds of your homes to make it the twenty million dollar man joining me as world-telling at the base comedians, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Jack.

What's up buddy, thank you for not killing yourself. I'm, what? I said, see, see, I'm doing a year-end retrospective of everybody that killed themselves. Oh boy. I'm gonna do this every year, it's gonna be a yearly wrap up. You killed yourself because you're gay.

This year in death. Yeah, this year in suicide by the Dixia where I just make fun of you Zack a fee Yeah, Mac a fee Mac a fee is in it. What you couldn't smuggle in it enough pills up your butt because it was so loose from having trains run on you in Prison Mac a fee. Oh boy. Is that why you killed yourself? So then it's a see it's a preventative measure Yeah, the next year these guys would be like, why don't want to make a fun of me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. New years. Right. So I'm not going to do it. Low tax. I remember my first beer. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Right? Yeah, right. Oh, I can't see my kids anymore. So I, oh, Jesus. Oh, threaten me with a good time. Hmm. Well, dark, I guess. Yeah.

Well, it's dark times. So dark times. Fanucci says you can't even, maybe we'll be wearing masks forever. Did you hear that? No, I didn't. I did. Here's one for you.

The LA, highway sign, comedy bandit, his truck again. There's the new signs. You remember, don't you remember drive sober, not wrong way. Yeah. And the way they're going to fuck that up again, right? Somebody with a GED said, you know, drunk drive in or driving in driving is bad. Yeah, I was like, okay, that was good. So then, hey, why don't we just put the rhymes and shit on the back burner for this one and just say, hey, don't drive drunk. Don't drive drunk. You'll kill people's families.

How about that one? How about real simple, real, I was on Twitter today. No shit. This is a visceral reaction. Yeah, don't drunk drive. You're going to kill everyone. You're going to kill someone's entire family. Yeah.

Sure. Uh, they won't be alive. How's that for the rhyme for you? Here's one, get vaccinated. I saw this driving, I saw this driving for a hike. Oh yeah, I've seen, I think I've seen this one. Where I saw that girl with the boobies that turned me Italian. Yeah, motto, what's my own mean?

It's, it's, it's mudone. It's, like mudona. Like mudona, like it's like,'s, it's, it's my don. It's, it's like Madonna. Like Madonna. Like it's like, gee, like Mary, Jesus, like, my don. But it sounds like that. My don. Yeah.

My don. Like it sounds like big old boobies. Sounds like a rolled R, but it's a D. I'll tell you about rolled R. Yeah, yeah. I'm fucking roll R's right over you like a steam roller. Get vaccinated. It's said, I went to this hike to go with the boobies.

Yeah. You don't happen, you know, I went to this hike to go with the boobies. Yeah. You know what happened, you know, let me tell you what happened this morning. My dog had her first period all over me in my sleep last night. Oh my God. What the hell is, and that was what you're talking about this. That's the worst part of it. You know what the worst part of it was? I wake up. Blood all over my mouth.

There was semen everywhere too. That's not how periods work. I was just saying that that's the worst part. It's about that. I went to sleep, she usually sleeps in my feet. It was disgusting joke I made. Blue right by it. That was the semen all over it?

I don't know, you know, cause it's like dogs in heat, right? So I fucked the dog or somebody did. Somebody who produces semen, so either me or another dog. Oh, okay. You know, now it's real hard to do this guy's dog. I wasn't going that crazy. Usually she sleeps at my feet and I wake up

and she's kind of sleeping on my head next to my pillow. All right, whatever, I'm just gonna roll her. The next thing I know, fucking period all over. Okay, well, this is Dog's Woman now, trying for the Kingston year. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I say, honey, honey, wake up. I started stamping around seven is six, 30 in the morning.

You know, throwing sheets, trying to wake my, get the fuck the cleaning lady up, get the fuck up. Oh yeah, you're not dealing with that. Oh, you're up. Yeah. So the dog had her first period, all I tried to do through her first day to maybe bamboozle her with the sentimentalities

as you wake up and clean all this shit up. Talked at her first period and she looks at me and she goes, nah, I don't think that's her first period. What do you think? She goes, ah, it looks like when she cut her toe, her nail, I'm like, so not only did I get perioded on by a dog, now it's not even, now my story is invalidated, now my truth

is being told to me like it's not, like it's just toe blood. Yeah. What's the worth of this that you're, what do you get out of this denying my trauma that you've just done? Mm-hmm. It's like the parents, oh no, no, that never happened.

No, you're not remembering correctly. No, no, we never said that. No, no, no. Your uncle didn't do anything with you. Yeah, we, yeah, that's, we never made you, we didn't make you sit after school for an hour and a half every day. It wasn't that long. You could have walked home.

Here was the, anyway, here was the sign that I saw on the way to the hike. A hike that I thought I was going to get out of. Wake up. We're planning to go on a hike and get the name of the hike park. And I hear, oh my, oh my fucking God from the next room. I was like, ooh, what is it? Cause I hate going on hikes. Yeah.

She loves them. Was it a big dog hike too? Or just like, on the hike as well? Three A's. Three of us. Yeah. I didn't know the booby girl would be there though. If I would, I would've timed it.

So we were hiking behind her the entire time, instead of crossing, right? Nobs where. Yeah. Oh, man. As soon as we cross, I said, you know what, so damn to sing, I think I dropped my ID back that way. Yeah.

So we should, because let me see your wallet. Ah, that's where the ID was in the wallet that I dropped back. Because let me feel, ah, no, I dropped my pants too. We were going on this hike and 80s girl goes, oh my God, you're never gonna believe this. So do what, tell me. Is it bad news?

Give me. She says, someone got shot by a sniper at the park we were going, at the hike we were going to. Cool. So we're not, we're not going, right? Yeah. She's reading it. Oh, yeah, this guy was hiding in the bushes.

This guy was hiding in the fucking bushes. Yeah. On Christmas. Like Bobcat Goldthwaid and Scrooge. Fucking sniping people, right? Right. And I'm thinking, well, how far? I wish he was like, oh, 75 to 100 feet away.

That's not, you really call that sniping at that? Well, that's pretty close. Yeah, that's pretty close. Was he sniping with iron sights? Yeah, given that it's not like a Kennedy assess. Snipers in, you know, overseas of hit targets from like a mile and a half away. Yeah. Not Corey Alice effect.

Not doesn't even come into it at that distance. Like, come on. Sniping, I'm picturing like, so she's like, well, yeah, 35 to 100 feet. I mean, there's point block. There's point blank. And then there's 75 to 100 feet, which with a rifle might as well be, right? Yeah, if you're going to snipe somebody, drop in much. First of all, being with a rifle might as well be, right? Yeah. If you're going to snipe somebody, drop in much.

First of all, being a snipe somewhere in a park, snipe me. I don't want to be there. Yeah. Secondly, don't waste it on a 75 feet away. Mm-hmm. So she's like, oh, well, there's this other hike we can go to. Okay. Let me guess.

It's much because he has much, much longer hike. This is the one I have less chance for. Last chance for a go to snipers. Well, let's just do the sniper one. No, you just said that the sniping makes it too dangerous. I'll take my chances. Like, well, now all the snipers are going to go to the other park because that guy just got busted sniping at this park.

So all the more snipers will actually, it's safer if we go to the sniping park because they're, right. Their nightmare's going to snipe there twice. No, he ruined it for everybody safer if we go to the sniping park. Yeah, because they're, right. Their name was gonna snip there twice. Well, no, he ruined it for everybody. They're gonna be sniping it. They're gonna get in there, head in there, head in there. They're like, let's go fuck it, snip it, it's not a park.

Can't have nice things. She goes, no, we're lying. I can tell. All right. So we drive there. Let me see your wallet. I'll take your, let me take your wallet in case we pass any fucking Italian,

any big boob girls that turn Italian. Here is the sign on the freeway. The freeway comedy bandit in LA, this strikes again, get vaccinated. Get vaccinated. Right. Get your booster. Go to my turn.

Oh yeah, the website, right? No, just said go to my turn. That's it. Is my turn a website? Yeah. Oh, what could it say? It's just go to my turn. You're talking about driving around cars. This is my turn. Yeah, that's what it is. It's a website. Yeah. Yeah. So you can like schedule and stuff. Oh, that's so stupid though. That's like, I didn't get it. Well, but why, you know, if you haven't heard of it, why would you? Why would you?

Why would you not put the dot com? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don. Yeah. Okay, well, you solved the mystery of that one, I guess. Yeah, but it's stupid.

I'll give you that. We did a, we did a biggest problem on Friday. Yeah. The best part of the show didn't even get on the show either. Really? Yeah, Vito comes in. Yeah. What were you saying?

No, nothing. I forget the problems we were talking about this week. We talked about Israel last week. That was a laugh riot. Oh, really? What was the problem? Anti-Israel boycotts? Anti-Israel boycotts.

You know, if you say like, you know what I want to do? You boycott Israel. The US government will boycott you. What is that a saying? No, that's what they do. Like if you're a business, if you're like a plumber, or whatever, and you're like, well, if it came up that Israel told me to come over and do some plumbing over there, I would say no,

because I'm boycotting them, then the US government will say, well, you know what, we're not hiring you then, because you have that Israel boycotting stance. Okay. Can you believe that? I mean, like, you can't, I can't see the odds of like just like a regular,

you know, Joe the plumber getting, well, because it's, yeah, because it's not regular guys. It's like government contractors. Sure. They cannot. Yeah. They can't say no to Israel. This like in the middle of here.

There we go. Dead celebrity. Yeah. Craigslist complainers. Oh, yeah, I remember Vito was talking about selling his video games and he's also bragging about this like super game boy that he bought. Yeah. That nobody he bought. Yeah. The nobody else bought.

So he's got it. Yeah, and it's like a really nice looking game boy. Yeah. I'll trick down. The screen's all big. Your game's fit in it. Mm-hmm. Stuff.

It's like more comfortable. Yeah, and he's like, oh man, look at this. You can't touch it. Just look at it. So he's upstairs after the show, petting my dog. And he bends over to pet the dog and his video games fall out of his butt. Look at this, you can't touch it, just look at it. So he's upstairs after the show, petting my dog, and he bends over to pet the dog, and his video games fall out of his butt. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh that happens, he thinks if he picks it up really quick, it's fine.

Yeah. As if laying on the ground was going to damage it. Yeah. In his, in his hurry to pick it up, he probably damaged it. But he was really lording that over everybody on the show too. You didn't, oh, you didn't pre-order one of these three years ago? Well, I did. And now I got it.

Now they're sold out until until the pandemic's over. So fuck you. Whoa. Oh, wow. That's a cool thing. You got there. Be shame is something were to happen to it. Right. Uh, shame if you were to drop it dumbly. Right in front pocket, like a fucking like it's a fucking physics calculator. Like it's a fucking graphing calculator. Right. What? Bloop. That's right. You didn't get it. I was right there too. Right when I hit the ground. I'm like, oh, you didn't get a case for it. There's not gonna get a case for it. There's not gonna get a case for it. Good timing.

I didn't get the, I didn't pay extra. You know how people will always, but that was a waste of money. People will always explain themselves to you in moments of crisis. Yeah. Like when you're not trying to help, you're just trying to like,

right, increase their humiliation and suffering. And they'll sit there and answer your questions as if they're reasonable. Guy didn't get a case for that, he's like, right, oh no, I got a car, I'm just like, yeah, you're like in a half panic. Yeah, going to something as you spent like good money on that you waited a long time for

might have been damaged in a stupid manner. Mm-hmm. Heading someone else's dog, not even your own dog. I know. Have you ever been like that? You wasted it, I've, not even your own dog. I know. Have you ever been like that? You wasted it. I've never been. I love dogs.

Hey, you wanna hear something funny? Yeah. I was hoping I could bring it. Ha! Ha! Ha! What you see what happened was I was, yeah, I was hoping I could bring this up

on like a, you know, in like a funny moment, but like you make it so goddamn hard to be funny on this show. Yeah, I do. I've had a dog for over a year. What? Yeah. What kind of dog?

But I don't, you know, inflicted upon other people because I'm not a woman. What kind of dog do you, like I do? I got a mix. We looked around for a dog, a big dog that was shrunken down. So I got a mix. Yeah. What can I shape you mean? I wanted a big dog.

Yeah. That wasn't a big dog. Oh, what the fuck does that mean? Well, you got to look around, shelters, all kinds of shit. What the fuck? So check it out. What's your dog's name? Chloe.

So it turns out, so it turns out that she is in order for most to least, she is husky, Pitbull, English Cocker Spaniel, and German Shepherd. So she's like 40 pounds. Where did you get this dog? Riverside. Okay. Just running around. At the shelter. At the shelter. At the shelter? Yeah. You got a shelter dog. Oh, yeah. Not because it was a shelter dog. It's no, I would, if I could have found her like from like a breeder, because it's the, she's the perfect size. She's going to breed that. That's what I mean.

What did you get one of those DNA tests? A couple of them. You got a couple of them. Well, yeah, yeah, because you know, girlfriend is more into it than I am. Yeah, we got through. Do you even have a DNA test for you? No. No, just the dog. Yeah, just the dog. It's more important.

Well, she's like, yeah, but they can link to like if they've got, you know, how much DNA is shared by like we found her brother. Who's he? His, he lives in Santa Monica. Oh, wow. Looks just like her 68% shared DNA. They post the DNA and you can meet the other, the siblings of the, oh my God. You can see what's, yeah, you can talk to them. Pretty funny though. Yeah, that is funny.

I can't believe you, yeah, yeah. I talk all this time. I have, I have. Ash, what else is going on? Oh, so well, see, we got our a little bit before, we got our a little bit before you guys got Maddie and I saw the dog book. I'm like, Labrador.

Yeah, I'm like, you're like, yeah, we're getting a, getting a dog and I was like, Oh, okay, this can be funny if like I just, if I just, if I just, if I just showed up with dog. Well, yeah, but that, that's a little, I don't know. I don't know. That actually would have been probably funny, but then it was like, Oh, my God, like this is just isn't going to ever be funny. So you waited too long. Too long. You're like the kid in class. Yeah.

You're like a joke stolen. Yep. That's right. I knew a clue. I knew a Chloe that had Tate suit turned me Italian. Mm. Us pasta for stool. Yeah, she's a fucking trip.

Uh, okay. What else? You know what else happened to me? The Amazon. Oh, here's a new fucking trick. Yeah, restaurants will do no tipping now. Yeah. Have you seen that anywhere?

Yeah. I took 80s girl out, big mistake. The restaurant had, we don't do tips. So everything's added 18% and anything else you give goes straight to the waiter. As if I was under some kind of confused state that the money I was tipping was not going to the waiter. Like wait, like you're, I understand how tipping works.

It goes to the servers and the bus people and the shit. I didn't need that extra explanation. And I mean, but the, like it's all communized at this point, right? I mean, yeah, that it goes to people you don't see. Like, I only want the hot girl that smiled at me to get it. They all split up the, most places split up the tips. That's such bullshit. Yeah, I know. Well, what's your incentive for, you know,

you got to slacker ass waiter and a good waiter and... So then it gets worse. Yeah. They give you the bill and there is no itemization at all. Like, no, you've, no, you had this lobster roll, you had this appetizer, you had six martinis. It was just a total. Total.

And they also left off a fucking compulsory tip that was included. So I said, are you fucking kidding me? You mean if I didn't happen to read that line, I would be sitting in here trying to calculate 10% of $170 and no one would warn me about it. Try it. Yeah. Yeah. Jotals come back. We're removing the 10% is the joke there. Also, ladies and gentlemen, 12 would have been funny here because you actually have to work hard to do 12. Yeah.

That's true. It's not a good joke, but whatever. It came up with it on the spot. I just don't know. It's like a low tip if all things being equal. If you're in Europe, 10 is extremely low. Only men with very large penises and nothing to prove would tip 10% in America. That's what it's seen as. Right, right. In America, where we do tipping.

Yeah, we over-tip in this country big time. It's horrible. But now we're now, we're taking tips away, putting it in and not letting anyone know. Like, well, that's much worse what you're doing. Now, here's someone I would like to tip off a cliff, the Amazon delivery driver, delivered my dog food on delivery driver, delivered my dog food and let and used, as you all I went out after the show last week, we come back, Gates wide open.

She has, she screams an actual genuine scream for the first time ever, ever heard that before, like an actual gasp. As opposed to, I just saw a bug. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think we could go somewhere saw a bug. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think we could go somewhere over Christmas vacation? Yeah.

Actual real for real fake gas. Why did they do that? Because they're fucking one attention. Uh, I said, all right, well, dogs gone. My car ain't, well, resigned to that one. Got to better go, get up back on the waiting list or it'll be like Sean, go secretly get a rescue dog. He can go back getting, we got it in the car.

And she peaks her little head out. And she's still in the yard. So I go look at the gate to see what happened. The Amazon guy delivered dog food and used the dog food to prop open the gate. Sure. Did he have something else to know? Oh, God.

So he delivered a 50 pound bag of dog food and didn't want a 50 pound box to be stolen off the porch in the middle of the sub in residential areas that's up a mountain on both sides. I don't know who's cruising around specifically. Well, the dog food was in a box. For a fifth and a half.

Yeah, yeah. That jiggles around like Kibble when you, so he decides to open the gate, which is asking to be murdered. Yeah. Opening's like, you don't know, what the fuck's, the gate was there not to keep you out usually, openings, like you don't know what the fuck's, the gate was there not to keep you out usually, typically opens the gate and then props the gate open,

totally, and it leaves. Yes, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. So I raised, so I have a prop, I throw a fit on Twitter and Amazon says, oh my god, we're so so. This happened to you, shit. Click on this link and get in into our automated

apology system. I might as well just have told you to go fuck yourself. I would have respected that. If they did that. And it's worse than that. You're never gonna get anywhere with this. It is worse than that. Because I'm thinking, oh, they got somebody cruising

Twitter all day looking for shit on Amazon. Maybe they're giving out some $10 gift cards. You know, I'd be happy with a $10. Some to gift card. You know, a little something. Keep your mouth shut. Yeah, maybe some free MP3s, huh? Free MP3s?

Maybe a Michael Booble, Christmas and Booble. Booble, Michael Booble. You know, like I rewrote Santa Baby as Santa Buddy. Oh, did he? It's more gay as Santa Buddy. Yeah. Yeah. It's like really calling attention to the not gay part of it.

Santa Baby, right? Yeah. With all the sexual innuendos, Santa Baby, stuff my chimney or whatever or whatever. Marilyn Monroe, right? Ella Fitzgeralds. I don't know. Well, I mean, yeah, it's a bunch of people. Natalie King Cole. I've done it.

Who is the first one? How do we hang? You know, I don't know who the first person was. It was a woman. It was a woman. You know, the first one wasn't a woman actually. I am man-rooted for a woman. No, no, no, that's probably true.

But they're singing it's changing the words all around. Yeah, Santa Buddy and it's also, like give me a Rolex. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. His Michael Bubles, Santa Blu-Lyson. Santa, hold on, Santa Buddy, Michael Buble.

Santa buddy, Michael Booble, uh, lyrics for me. I've been a really good guy. A 65 convertible too. It's like a loot box for men while wait up for you dude. Like it's still gay that he's singing about Santa, bringing him stuff. Like it's more, it's more gay, I think. I'll wait up for you, dude. See?

What the fuck? This should not be. Yeah, but he's singing this. Full-throated. Filmy stockings with Knax ticks for kicks. Like you're still saying the, the Philmice stockings. Is he kid? Is he kid?

Is he Canadian? Oh, bisexual. I don't know. He's probably Canadian. Common trim. Who else would want to fucking? Who else would want to trim? My Christmas tree is still in it.

That was the innuendo you shithead. Did you not realize that while you're singing it? You could say this is terrible. Coming off suck your cock. Uh, if you give me some, uh, conucks tickets, like that's not the bad part. You know, who he has to be Canadian. Nobody else would ask for conucks tickets.

That's so random. You singing that for women. There's a Samton to over here. See it's a poppy. That's the, yeah, that's the fucking part. I hold on. That is fucking a troche. What the fuck? Cause he calls him a bunch of names like Buddy and Pal and stuff.

And then ends it with Santa Poppy. Like I poppy. Yeah. Like a Mexican. Yeah. Santa Poppy. If I get to mention one thing, gotching. Okay. The hurry down the chimney, ending with hurry down the chimney tonight. That's the euphemism.

There's a bunch of hurry down the chimney tonight. Talking about pussy, you idiot. It's not the shit that he pays you to stuff your chimney. It's the chimney stuffing part. Maybe he was a, maybe he meant it this way. I don't know. What was I talking about? Oh yeah.

So Amazon. Michael Booble. So Amazon puts me on their apology, whatever workflow. Yeah. Maybe you can get some MAP3s of that. Michael Booble. Yeah. I have an NFT game to play today.

Oh really? Yeah, Floydies. Have you heard of Floydies? Oh, please tell me no one put out a serial. Floydos, George Floydos. Floydies sounds like a fucking something by Nabisco to me. Yeah, Floydies, NFTs. They're all the new hotness and racist NFTs. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Yeah, oh my God. Look at this. So I saw this. Who put this did black people put this out? Did.

Oh, I mean, why does that matter? What do you know? Bro, so I saw this day one, I saw Floyd. No, yeah, what? What the fuck? Yeah, it looks like a. No, yeah, what what the Yeah, it looks like a look these are the floydies. What the fint it's George Floyd Well, it's like it's like a it's like a Nintendo game. Yes, it's a cool art style in memory to honor George Floyd what the fun like at Christmas eight bit

Fucking a bit Floyd was like super cool. Yo brothers to honor George Floyd. What the fuck? Like Chris at Christmas. Eight bit fucking, eight bit Floyd. Was like super cool yo brothers? I don't know. Yeah, it's the super cool. There, look, here's a Floydie in an Egyptian headhugas. And he's got an eyeliner and stuff like Cleopatra. Dressed up like Cleopatra.

Look, he's got nipples. Don't you think that's cool? What the fuck? Oh, wait, yeah, so I, oh yeah, hold on. Somebody I he's got nipples. Don't you think that's cool? What the f-? Oh, wait, yeah. So I, oh yeah, hold on. Somebody I saw men are better than women shirts. Oh, I said, I talked to the Floydies guy, and I said, hey, you should call it in this show.

I got love your Floydies. And then he got, he got covered by all the trades, the wired trades for being a racist. And he said, well, I don't know about calling it because I don't like get my life fucked up. Yeah. But he did make two dick show themed fleudies. Oh, great.

See that I'm gonna give away today in a contest. The Floyd Show. Oh my God. And there's George Floyd is the host of the Floyd Show. What's on his head? This crown thing, right? Oh, oh, I see. The Laurel. What is it? Oh, oh, I see. The Laurel.

What is it? Yeah, like Laurel leaves. What the fuck? Okay, so Amazon put me in their system. I'm like, yeah, fucking, I want my, fucking Michael Boobly on P3s. So they said it was through 80s girls account. So she had to go, click the link and hit set up a call.

So they call us on her phone while we're driving to the dinner of the place, the tips that charges tip and doesn't tell you and doesn't itemize it. And they said, okay, yeah. So is this, this is Amazon, is this, is this, and then her name, obvious girls name, right? Yeah, just say like, sure. Fucking Dixie, Normis, whatever, deal with the story, Dixie. And I said, yeah, this is Dixie, Normis. Mm-hmm.

And that was just paused, and she goes, okay, so what happened? Just couldn't, yeah. Couldn't question whether the, and I had been smoking cigarettes all night too. So I was like, yeah. This is Dixie. Yeah. She just, I could tell on her end that she's like,

oh, it's got one of these. Right. Okay. Yeah, so what seems to be the problem? Mm-hmm. And I explain the problem to her. I'm like, look, you can't have guys going into yards. Are you insane?

There's pit bulls around here? Just throw this shit on the, throw this shit on the shoes. Would you have any delivery instructions for us? I can't just throw the shit in the front of the fucking door. Yeah, try to be cute with it. Unsaid. She goes, well, I'll put that in your file and then here and she goes, but you know, we can't, we can't account for human behavior. Well, so what's, I'm being, what kind of, what do you mean, what do you mean you can't account for human behavior? You can account for it when they behave stupidly,

they don't get to work there anymore. What does that not cover? You can't account for human, well, you know, we can't account for human behavior. Right. So you're all fucking job. Yeah. Right. What's your whole fucking job? Yeah. Right.

Oh, my wife was raped by your delivery man. Well, you know, we can't account for human behavior. Rogue delivery man. We try. We say no. If we listed everything not to do, they would never get the job done. Yes. So we try to guide them.

It's like you're not their parents. Yeah. They're boss. Just take the package out of the fucking van Put it the front door if you get stolen. That's on you. Yeah, fuck you I'm trying to figure out ways to hide it right don't leave me a scavenger hunt to find my fucking 50 pound bag of dog food I'm sure the local bloods and the crypts are gonna go to a fucking shoot-out over Dragging it down the hill. Oh, we got a big scort and a boss, probably 50 pounds of diamonds in there.

Mm-hmm. Uh, jokes on you. Jokes on me again. Okay, let's see here. What's my... Hope you like duck and sweet potato kibble. Oh. Yeah, there's no accounting for...

Taste, human behavior. Yeah. What? Do they have that on the thing or did you just make that up? She was improvising. Yeah, that was the human behavior that you're talking about. Oh, do you want to do fat watch? You know I do.

Ha ha ha. Okay. Fat watch, today and fat news. All right. Fat watch. We covered the crap. So I think those clicking, is that supposed to be a telegraph?

What do you mean? The tick tick tick tick tick tick. There's just one tick. It's ticking the whole way through. No, you've talked about the ticking before. It's at the end of the, at the end, no, but listen. Oh, fat watch.

Day in fat news. What the fuck? It's at the end. You've talked about it many times there was ticking through that first one that first one you played I'm not crazy You want to hear it again? They look like different files I'll play for you again. It's a button on this thing. Yeah. It's not there. Hang it. I don't believe this. I'm not gonna play it back. You can't stop it.

All right. All right. I think you're hearing things. What? Obviously. I can't wait to... I don't know if anybody caught it. Well, I can ask Chad. I think the first one If they caught it. The first one.

The first one. It sounded like there was that ticking. That watch. It's the same one. That's it. You're not hearing all that ticking through that? Try me crazy. Yeah, Scott Reverend Scott sent to.

Right, yeah. Jesus. I thought it was going crazy. Ah, okay. Here's one for you for fat watch. Where we keep an eye on all the fats. See what they're up to. I don't know if this is real. Oh my God. They have cards. They have cards at my doctors.

You know what? You know what? Is something, though, just for food for thought. The women listeners of this show. Yeah. Fat watch. Really? Oh, they're the of this show, love fat watch. Really? Oh, they're the ones sending me all these fat watches. All the ladies, the ladies of the show love fat watch. This lady says, they have cards at my doctor's office now,

telling them, so you can tell the doctor if you'd prefer not to be weighed. And it says, I mean, I believe that please don't weigh me. It's an index card. Somebody would have to be because they kept ruining them with grease from their fingers. It says, please don't weigh me. And the please, if you'll notice, the please

is a different color so that you don't see it. Right. It looks more like a command, like a command. Right. The actual color graphically says, don't, don't wake me on starving unless it's parentheses really, medically, right? Really is different than medically, unless it's really, medically, right? Right. Necessary. You got to, if you're in doubt at all, don't weigh me. Because that means you can't decide if it's just more

necessarily, not. Just more necessarily, not. Not really. Really, medically necessary. Right. Like if we're about to, I don't know what, when it would be, I'm not a doctor, so I don't know. A doctor made this, so I assume they know.

And then it says in the fine print is, if you really need my weight, do you notice how they have like a big fatso on the right over here? That's like hinted at? The graphic design is like sideways air. Apple. Yeah, like no, like a pair. Look, yeah, is that bad?

What's a little dot? That's the her husband. That's a planet. That's a moon. That's a moon. That's a moon. That's phobos, the moon that she's captured. If you really need my weight, this is the fine print, please tell me why so that I can give you my informed consent.

So they have to know why. And then the lay person who goes into the doctor, the one who's supposed to tell, oh my God, there's more reading on the back. They're gonna break us up. What's up? Sorry, what are you gonna say? I was gonna say, my informed consent.

Okay, well, I deem that in my extra opinion. That's a good enough reason, Doc. Yeah. Now I will tell you. I'm informed now. I give you consent. You gotta trick them. You know what they have in doctor's offices now?

They have the whole, they brought the trucking scales in off the freeway. They put the whole lobby, the whole waiting room, on a giant truck scale. So that when these pigs walk in, they just go over the difference. Yeah. You're clocking in about three bills. Exactly.

And then they put three bills. Right, three bills. And draw a picture of a pig next to it. Yeah, two pigs in a fat lady suit. Why? Oh, it's an explanation. Why? Because most health conditions can be addressed

without knowing my weight. Huh, look. Let's, uh, It's also like to prevent further health conditions. They might go, look, you're how tall and you weigh this much and you're, you know, are you blast toys? That's what doctors were having too much fun. You're how much and you weigh how much? They like to poke them on blast toys? They like to keep track of whether you've gone up or down significantly since the last visit.

Because like people, most people don't weigh themselves all that often. Do you know that the card to show what a graph, you know that staff that doctors have, the like staff that represents doctors? Oh, yeah. Is it like a tapeworm on it? Yeah. Or something like that? Well, all of the medicine started in the stomach.

Oh, yeah. Sure. They're talking about yellow bile, black bile. Yeah. Maybe everything has to do with the stomach. Yeah, maybe everything has to do with the stomach, including depression. Oh, a lot of it. A lot of, they're finding more and more

how much your diet and stuff and what goes on in your gut can influence major things throughout your body. When you focus on my weight, I get stressed. That's bolded. And that's not healthy. Yeah. It's not really focused on my weight. It's just you step on theed. And that's not healthy. Yeah. It's not really focused on my weight. It's just you step on the scale and then they write it down.

Yeah. This doesn't, this can't be real, right? Well, it has to be put out by a fat squad. Like a fat squad. This doesn't seem like something a doctor's office would, a doctor of fat studies maybe. Underlining the, you know, yeah. Actually, we don't need to do any of this.

We're at this. This lady's fingers aren't fat that posted it though. Well, no, but it's, well, I mean, yeah. So you make it think that she must have found it, found it in the doctor's office. But I mean, it doesn't seem like anything a doctor's office should put out. Yeah, there's two more love dot org. All right, maybe I don't know about that one. But we got more love dot org sounds like right, maybe I don't know about that one. But we got more like a more like a love. Yeah, I want sounds like a group outside of any kind of the medical community. Okay, here's one. Here's

one. If you didn't, I'm telling you that watch is my favorite thing that ever happened in 2021. Yeah. Okay. Oh, come on. I don't know how to do, I don't know how to get around. Well, it's all regardless or what. Oh, yeah, okay. The corpse bride diet. This is the Wall Street Journal. Uh huh. That's the paper that ruined Ralph's career. Oh, it was that word. Yeah.

Yeah, they said they're the ones that said that he raised $28,000 from Nazis for St. Jude's. Yeah. The corpse bride diet, how TikTok inundates teens with eating disorder videos. Now, I don't know about you, Sean, but I, in my experience, teenagers have only been getting fatter. So I don't know what teens are getting hit with eating disorder videos, but apparently I have not seen any of them. Yeah. Because the ones I've seen have been

getting hit with pizza ads. Yeah. Um, the apps algorithm, because they took jewels away from them. So they have no way to curb their appetite other than muck banging and eating tockies on YouTube for an audience of themselves. The occasional hot chip. The app's algorithm can send users down rabbit holes of narrow interest resulting in potentially dangerous content such as emaciated images, purging techniques, hazardous diets, and body shaming. What are they that like?

What are they that like? Inundated with photos of the Holocaust? I mean, yeah, they are. They do Tyson Foods sponsored schools now, public schools. Yeah, yeah. So they teach you about the Holocaust and then they have like an ad in the middle of class

It's like well if you want to look like this try out our healthy eats Mm-hmm Doesn't automated accounts on TikTok registered as 13 year olds found that the popular app Serve them tens of thousands of weight loss videos for a few weeks of joining the platform. And this is bad. We're saying that kids getting tens of thousands of ads that they need to stop being, we're all locked down right now because people are so fat, right? Is that not the Wall Street Journal's opinion on things that obesity caused all this

shit and that if everyone was skinny, we'd all just have just ignored it and got sick. Well, fewer people would have gotten sick and died. Yeah, a lot fewer. That's the answer. How many tens of thousands of weight loss has? Because women don't ever do any kind of retarded weight loss schemes on their own, right? It's the algorithms of TikTok. It's so funny how everybody wants the easy answer.

It's the easy answer. I'm doing the, no, just like I'm doing, oh, this cleanse or I'm doing the, I'm doing the blood blood diet. I'm so fat because I got 60 pounds of impacted shit in my goal. That's all of oil and my fucking diet. I'm peppered diet or whatever the fuck, you know, oh yeah, I dropped it. It's like you just dropped a bunch of water weight and then you fucking gain it all back.

And you didn't because you don't wait yourself. Yeah, because it's hate speech. My partner, here's another one for you. My partner broke up with me. This is a, this is a woman. 28 year old woman, says her boyfriend broke up with her because she refused to promise to stay within a healthy BMI in the future. My five year long partner broke up with me because I refused to promise him to do everything in my power, quote, to stay within the normal BMI as long as we stay together. I'm in a healthy weight range right now, but I don't have good genetics.

Oh, sounds like you're making a reservation. Yeah, you're going to get fat. I'm looking for a no. Yeah, got get out done. I don't have to leave. That should make you want to stay on genetics and thinking, you mean? Well, it just, it's a it's a built in like in case shit hits the fan. Here's my excuse, right? There should be a 23 in me for fat broads that like tell convinces them that they're addicted to like pizza and chips. Like well, my, my fucking genetic report from 23 tons in me says that I am

super addicted to pizza. Right. He is generally acknowledging the fact that I would have gained weight during pregnancy. Pregnancies, but expect me to be back to the normal weight BMI thereafter. Mm-hmm. How many people do you think would be floored by that, by a guy saying, well, yeah, I expect you to like not be

a big fat pig for, I mean, even if you have kids, what are you talking about? Be floored or act like they're floored. What's the difference? Well, because you can be floored and act like you're a pulled. Yeah, you know what I mean? Okay. Act the same.

Or be, well, or, well, no, you can not be floored and act like your floored is what I meant. Oh, you can. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's perfect. I don't see it. I don't see a difference in those things. That's, that's, that's, that's perfectly reasonable. And then you go, oh, my God, I cannot believe. Yeah. My genetics. Yeah. My gen, I'm a tipping, I'm a ticking time bomb of fat. That's just ready to explode. Yeah. The second, every woman genetically in my family history, everybody else.

Okay. Has the second, they explode, the second they get married. It's in my jeans. Yeah. Right? That's where she's coming from. I don't understand. Okay, maybe I got one more.

Is that watch? Oh yeah, here we go. Beauty and the, they re, they re did Beauty and the Beast as Beast and the Beast. Oh boy. The gorgeous Disney bell. I don't know what translation of Bell they're using. Breaks all standards and scales, it says.

The most gorgeous girl in town is breaking some expected standards and floorboards. The presentation of Bell in a Maryland theater production of Disney's Beauty and the Beast is a contemporary marvel as the newest classic Disney princess. Wow! Look at that. Only half of that is costume. Yeah. There's a very, there's a woman so big who is Bell.

How big is that chair? The chair she's sitting in is a love, a love throne, which you don't see much of. You should, you can easily fit two people on that, on that throne. Well, the Beast is a skinny white meth head. Mm-hmm. They don't show him in here. Right. Everyone thinks of Bell from Disney's Beauty and the Beast

as a petite, thin white woman. Yeah. Well, because her name is French and the story takes place in France. That's why provincial France, right? So that's what that's where the and the petite and the thin comes from that her name is means beautiful. So that's if I can explain that to you, that's why that is the way it is. White woman with a yellow or perhaps blue dress. No one cares about the color of Bell's dress.

Right, right. We often reference actresses like Emma Watson from the recent live at Yaya, but in the production of Disney's Beauty and the Beast running at the only theater center in Maryland, Bell was played by Jade Jones, a self-described queer plus sized black woman. And MSNBC, you recently posted something about this. That's nice. I don't know how big the beast is. You got to wonder. You got to wonder. Do we do that? We don't see the beast. You're like, oh man, he's gonna fuck this, he's gonna rape the shit out of that, but this one.

Oh man, I don't know, bud. He's gonna, yeah. You might have a heart attack. He's gonna be loud and careful. You have to get Lou Meier's help here. Yeah. Okay, well that's a fat watch. Good to be.

Which one do you want the one with clicks or no clicks? Oh, just surprise me. Okay. That watch today and that news. Did you hear any clicks on that one? Nope. None at all. There's a third one, Sean. Okay, let me let me get some comments in the word gather that. That didn't trick you, huh? Were you tricked for a moment? Yes. Good. I was.

Um, pup pup pup pup. Comments, comments, comments. Stephen Bates, false police reports are illegal for the same reason swatting people is illegal. You're taking the arms of the state and pointing it at innocent people. If anything, we should make filing true police reports too.

I think he means make them illegal too. Yeah. I know the reason. I know the reason. I know everyone's reason. And I know that they can't think anything. I know that they can never make a mistake. It's like, well, yeah, but when you fuck up, you don't just start making everything illegal after that, right? Like drugs or illegal. Okay. Well, now, like all of this other shit

happened because you made that. We're making that illegal too. Yeah. Right. Like, well, swatting is like, we have a militarized police force that will show up and shoot you. Yeah, we made alcohol illegal. And then there was, you couldn't do... Rico laws. Rico laws. Now, if you make any, if you make any kind of money, you do, and you legal stuff, we're taking , we're taking money out of your bank, we're looking at it.

Yeah, okay. But it's like, yeah, didn't, didn't work out with the alcohol thing. Yeah. Kind of created like an incredible amount of problems. I think like you said it here, it's taking the arms of the state, whatever that is, and pointing it at innocent people, but everyone should always be innocent with a state's concerned. If you point the state of them, you're like, well, yeah, that's, I mean, you know, you have to prove it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to turn a bunch of muscle dummies with automatic weapons and tear gas grenades on MRW. Well, you should. Okay, let's do it.

Let's go to the shot. Isaiah pulled. Juicy is retarded and got caught. One side is going to make fun of him and the other will defend him. Not for any real reasons beyond politics. What's the point in pretending any group has any amount of principles? That's true. Juicy Smolier.

Call for price range, Adam Deer Dick. Something's making me a rage today. It's called call for price. I'm doing some online vehicle shopping and looking at classic vehicles. The dealer has prices listed on 80% of the vehicles, but there's a handful that are listed as call for price. Fuck that and fuck you.

God, I don't know what is about some industries, but you cannot get a price out of people. So you're a time-share commitment. Yeah, because they want you, they want to be able to influence you as hard as they can. They want to know exactly what your budget is. Right. Like, oh, what's this payment processing service you got?

Like, well, get on the phone and let's talk about it and see if we can work out a well how much is it? Okay, a special agent Richard head says woman stops human trafficking at Walmart. Thought this would be a good content for the show. All right, let's see buddy. This is a woman stopping human traffic. I think I just stopped somebody from human trafficking at Walmart. This is what I saw. He had his hand around her waist.

I was holding the hand when they walked in. It struck me as really odd, but then I left and put my groceries away anyway. I'm sitting there and then just hit me. You have to go back and check on this girl. I go back in and they're in line at the pharmacy. Sorry, she posted a picture of this. Look at this. Why?

She posted a picture of that. I'm taking it at Walmart. This is what I saw. He had a, so this is like a, a dad and his daughter, probably. Yeah. It's the first reasonable explanation for that. Yeah, yeah, you don't jump right to human trafficking. Hand around her waist and was holding her hand

when they walked in. It struck me as really odd, but then I left and put my groceries away anyway. I'm sitting there and then just hit me. You have to go back and check on this girl. I go back in and they're in line at the pharmacy. 100% she's giving me hand signals, which I interpret as I need help.

So I approach her and say, hey, you're about my... Hand signals? Like what? This one, you describe them? Yeah. You're tapping out Morse code. Yeah. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that going on, where did you get that? Her dad did the talking the entire time.

So at that point, he turns around to talk to the pharmacist. I pulled out my mask and I say, do you need help? She's like, really quietly, but that wasn't going to be enough for me. No way. So I touched her shoulder and I said, are you okay? Do you need help? She said, no, again, so I had to accept that. So I started to leave.

And then her dad came after me to confront me. Part. Okay. Is there more to this? Oh my God. I would say this is fake, but I mean, people are easily that sick when it comes to human trafficking. I want to be superman and Batman. Just jump to that. That's the most reasonable. That continues to talk with the fuck. Yeah, like weird, like, you know, but parents and kid, they all, everybody has different dynamics. Like you said, no.

Like some parents act like my mask down. Yeah, really. No, really. I don't want to not leave it until you say yes. That's not my guess. Yeah, totally. Yeah. That's not my. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. No, it's, it's weird. Like it's only throwing out any type of like, you know, parent child dynamics. Everybody fucking acts different. You have to train shy kids. She could have been, she could have been autistic and like dad is touching her first like a period. Who the

fuck getting birth control or something shit that's uncomfortable about it? Well, the kid is, but it's like, you don't know what's going on in that. There are so many logical things before this just could have been trafficked. And Walmart. Why would you bring a kid you trafficking to Walmart? Just chain him up at home. Cameras fucking everywhere. Yeah.

What do you think a fucking pharmacist is in on it? Okay, he was getting ruffin all. He's taking her there to pick up date rape drugs, rape her. Here we go. Part two. Dad continues to talk with the pharmacist and I go to a manager who then goes to the pharmacist and confirms that this girl is here with her guardian. So I'm with the manager and the dad slash guardian comes up to me and says,

why did you say that to her? Just heard her. Playing dumb, like, why did I say what? Anything. And he says, what made you think that she wasn't okay? And I said, you know, it was when you walked in the door and you were holding hands and that looked odd to me. And he says, so I can't hold hands with my daughter.

At this point, he was so mad, he just stormed off. I left. I'm afraid to do the right thing. I left this girl and her family. You did? Of course you didn't do the right thing. You bitch. She isn't an unsafe situation.

I just feel a little bit uncomfortable. You stupid bitch. Maybe next time if somebody's there to help, she'll take it. Oh, mama, mama. And last mile, let's see this one. What an idiot. What a fucking asshole.

Part three. Part three, I'm possibly human. I love the. I can't believe you have dad if you're interested. Go away, go away. Dad tells me. You know, she has no idea how like human trafficking works or anything. She's heard this term.

She has no idea. Saw something that looked like a little weird, because she like nobody in her family acts exactly that way. Because her dad never gave her any attention. That's why. So she fucking has gone all the time. Oh, those are dad doing holding his daughter's hands.

That's weird. Yeah, sick, because that didn't happen. So she jumps immediately to human trafficking. This little fucking, this little tag word that's blinking at her brain. These peto people are insane. What an idiot. His daughter looks a lot older than she actually is.

She's only 10. He says her mom does all of the shopping so they don't know where her shirt's from, but he shows me the tag at the back. And then he proceeds to tell me on his daughter's behalf that I should get the pink nail polish. I just send it with, well, thanks for your help, and then go directly to a manager.

Part three, impossible human trafficking. You should go directly to a euthanasia clinic. Who shows the dad shows the name tag? Yeah, for sure. Why is he even fucking humoring this fucking bitch? What are you supposed to do? Get the fuck out of here. Mind your own goddamn business.

You gotta carry around a little bit of cocaine and then just throw it at her. Yeah, fucking wrestling, 80s wrestling. And she'll be like, oh my god, you got fucking, this lady's got co-gallows for her shirt. Oh my fucking gash, the same fucking, the same fucking difference. Okay, thank you, especially. Wait, did we, oh no, that's it. That was it. Same fucking difference. Okay.

Thank you. Especially. Wait, does more? Did we know? No, that's it. That was it. That was it. Rage, American flag enforces. Did you know that when a flag is displayed on the right side, the shirts leave a vehicle,

the stars must point forward, given the impression that the flag is going forward, not going backwards. Right. He cares. He says, I keep seeing online conversations about the direction of the flag is pointing. And some guy always starts his comment with US flag code or Army regulations, 670-1. And then we'll go on to talk about how America doesn't retreat. Guess how America has retreated before.

This dumb lob should have ended when we stopped carrying flags into battle. Should have been a lot on. I hate how these people act like they're so patriotic. You people worship America like it's a religion, just shut the fuck up. I've made a name for these people in my head. Flag gets, well, that's pretty funny. I say it every time I see these dumb conversations,

it's just a piece of fabric or a decal or patch. I understand you might like America, but the flag is just a symbol. People don't treat it with, even those people don't treat it with like, that much reverence. I mean, they put it on everything. Underwear. Yeah, it's like American flag.

Yeah, it's like, okay, yeah, great. You just really want you to tell them, it's really just, you should be rewarded for how respectful you're being of an idea. You know what, you believe in it so hard. You should be like, all of the women's crystal shit. It's all the same on the men's side with all the flag crap and all the God crap. Like, oh, really? Tell me more about what that mean. Tell me how that's

going to benefit you and what that means. And then everyone does it. And then what you and it gets something, you get something out of it, is that right? That's great. And you do this how often? Every week you go to the crystal store and you focus your chakras and buy a bunch of rose and quartz and amethyst. What should I do for this?

What can I do as a man for this? I'm just feeling like a little bit less manly. What should I consider? What's rock should I buy? Like more like honor, loyalty, will that be good? It's just a piece of that bubble football. House lists, potential solution. Boxers have weight classes. Why can't they have the same for beauty pageants?

Great idea. There has to be some, well, I don't know, they talk about plus size models. Yeah, that's the first weight class. Yeah, there has to be, there has to be like beauty pageants that exclude thin girls. Yeah. There has to be.

Hey, is the, does anybody know if the Floydies guy is here? Did he change his mind about wanting to come on? I don't want to pressure him into it because I think he's right. Like why? Yeah, no. I risk it. People are just gonna fuck with you forever.

I thought that was like fucking somebody connected to George Floyd at first. Cause like I just don't, I go, yeah, it's probably that fucking crazy. Dude, somebody trying to, yeah. I have had, I found this article out. Here's one for you. You know, this show has a long history of cucking

in the cucking sphere. Yeah, we began. That was the first bad, the first actual, like the first nail in Maddox's coffin was when he did that video about how cucking isn't inherently wrong. Yeah. And then came into the show and I said,

you didn't really put out a video saying there's nothing inherently wrong with cucking, did you? And he with a blank dumb face said, well, yeah. That was the first. Here's an article I found. I don't know, I kind of got sucked into a rabbit hole with this one. Here's where it started.

Let me find you this girl. Yeah, this is how... I don't know, maybe this one doesn't even matter. I don't even care anymore. This is an article from a guy named Jack Murphy called Cultivating Erotic Energy from a surprising source. It's kind of a lot to explain to you. So I don't tell me, let me know if any of it sounds

interesting to you at all. This guy, this guy with a giant beard, and I hate like performative men, remaining men. Oh yeah. Like you're as masculine as your beard is. It is performative. Like everything is performative. I have so much contempt for it.

Let me pull him up. But it seems just like a hobby, like a way to play dress up, like I'm gonna play dress up like a big manly man, right? And that's fun. So whatever, like I don't care. Here is this guy, Jack Murphy. He's got this white beard all the way down.

Yeah, big beard. Yeah, it's like his identity. Here is him on this talk show, the quartering, the quartering sent it out. Now, keep in mind, I know, right? I hate everyone involved. I have to say that, so maybe it'll be funny,

but maybe not, and then we'll do the Floydies giveaway. This is Sydney Watson. She seems like an insufferable bitch. Here is her posting another right wing talking point. Everyone remember when you could be a tomboy and it didn't mean, you know, a tomboy is? Of course. Okay. She says everyone, remember when you could be a tomboy and it didn't mean you

wanted to inject yourself with hormones. That's a big leap. Yeah. And she's messed up like what she thinks a tomboy is. I guess. I mean, when I think tomboy, I'm sure that's her normal. That's how she feels like herself. Yeah.

Please. Caked on make, so much makeup that she probably had to order another one in the middle of putting the foundation on. She probably ordered, she probably tried on six outfits to look like a quote unquote tomboy. Bro, oh, do I look cute enough? Her sweater is the same color as her hat, which is brand new. The hat is brand fucking new. There's one thing I know about, if there's one thing I know about tomboy hat, which is brand new. The hat is brand-fucking new.

There's one thing I know about, if there's one thing I know about Tom Boyz, it is hats that are still in their factory shape that stand completely upright. They match your fucking sweater. Perfectly. So it's not a sports team or a team that you played in high school with.

The hallmark of a tomboy is wearing the hat incorrectly so that it doesn't actually shield your eyes while you're outside. Well, how can they see your face? How can they see your face and all the makeup and that? Classic tomboy is as soon as they get inside, they flip that thing around like your wife pretending to help while you're moving into a new house. She agonized over that nail polish color because it was like she was pink or purple or something. It's like, no, go ahead. I go with this.

I'm matching hat and sweater combo. The sweater is an ironic, I don't know, pudding, is it a gamer meme? One thing I know about Tom Boyz is their gamer meme, Christmas, their attention to pop culture. That's what the tomboy aficionate was love about their tomboy is that they're obsessed with pop culture. Is it time for me to put on my ironic Christmas sweater? Yeah, she's being a tomboy.

She's trying to be, she's acting like something that she is not in order to shit on the people. Shit on trans people. Which kind of, which made me annoyed because they have enough problems already. And the last thing, like if you're gonna shit on trans people, because they're fucking around with kids too much, like all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I kind of understand, if you have kids, I kind of understand where you're coming from. If you don't have kids, go kill yourself. But if you're just like, if you actually have a dog in the fight, well whatever, you know, you guys, obviously I have some kind of understand where you're coming from. If you don't have kids, go kill yourself. But if you're just like, if you actually have a dog in the fight, whatever, you guys obviously have some kind of culture thing that you need to come to terms with, because I hate, because I hate both of you.

So figure it out before, or before your kids become a problem for me. Before all of you become a problem for me. You're all organic machines that turn oil into dead. So figure it out. But before it gets boring, before it dead. So figure it out. Before it gets boring, before it gets boring, figure it out. But then you've got a hot girl. You've got a hot girl. Look, I'm a real tomboy demonstrating her sexual market value to men. I mean, this woman is, this woman is taking a picture for thirsty men online who despise her. Any woman taking these horror pictures of themselves

are performing for men who hate them. Yeah, I mean, there's no other way, the majority of men are opposing this, fucking hate them, to take a marginalized group, slam them when they're not even asking for it. No, to demonstrate your value as a sex object to men that hate you is so contemptible and perverse. Yeah, I hate it.

It's just fucking tomboy fitted jeans and the bathroom that you obviously didn't use to get ready because it's not, it doesn't look like a CVS exploded. Take a picture, take a bathroom selfie in the other bathroom, the one that you used to put these six pounds of foundation on with all the other outfit laying everywhere. Highline, are you stupid cunt? Okay. How did I got that out of my system? No, it's fucking despicable. I know. It's so easily fucking unwrappable. You see what she's doing? Remember when you could look like a sound way like me?

Shut up, you fucking bitch. You wouldn't just roll that out about this is how I fucking roll every day. Okay. That's kind of number one. Now we've got... Here's the even bigger... The even bigger, the even bigger poser, right? Here comes Beard El McGee,

having an alter, having an altercation with this tomboy on our podcast, here we go. Then all goes back to cucking, remember. Just the same check, I think so. I don't know why it's not playing. Oh, either. I mean, you don't need a political reason to act like a thirst trap online. If you want to post picture, if you're feeling bad, because you want attention, just post a picture of yourself. You don't need to shit on trans people to do, you don't need to shit on anyone to do

it. Yeah, she wants to be political too. Here, this will get these pathetic concerns, these, uh, thirsty, these down bad conservative guys. I'm going to shit on trans people and put out a picture. I don't know why it won't play. It goes, Mr. Dukin Ball said, okay, sorry. Here you go. So she's reading a super chat to this captain beard. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You got the volume now. Because Mr. Duccan ball said, could you please clear up the cock article? You're right. I am not going to talk about this. And basically, you know what? Fuck you. We're bringing this up right here and right now. Why are you doing this to me?

I didn't know that. I don't know what it was. Well, just use a little bit of fucking common sense. Sorry apologies. Yeah. Fuck you. A little part felt. Elizabeth, uh, there's seem like a serial killer to you. Yeah, what a sight look. Yeah, fucking psycho. I think it's the same woman, Sydney. What's he so fucking scary? Sarah Watson.

So we'll get to that because it might be, I read it. I found the article that she's asking about. It's hilarious. Oh, yeah. I don't know if it's worth a read on the show. Well, it sounds like he's completely fine with being cocked, right? I mean, is that what he's afraid of? Sean, it's got to be. I mean, it's like-

I think it's the same woman. Somebody tell me if that's not the same woman. It looked all be embarrassed. I don't know. He looked, her face looked different, but who the fuck knows, dude? Who knows what the fuck in that picture was all- I thought it was. I thought it was. in that picture was all I thought it was. I thought it was.

Somebody tell me in chat if it's the same. I wouldn't want to be, if it's not her, I wouldn't want to be uniting the two in any kind of way. The guy should have had a fucking writer before the interview. Which guy? The guy. The writer, yeah. A writer, yeah.

Like, whatever, it's not here then I'm saying. Okay, here's the article. Now you know me, I don't care what people do to get off. Yeah. Like with other consenting adults. Guy comes on pizzas, I don't care. Funny. Yeah, come on.

Why do people have such a fucking strong opinion about that? I don't care. Funny. Yeah, come on. Why do people have such a fucking strong opinion? I don't know. I really don't. I really like, I might gag on some of the things that people do behind closed doors. Like coming on pizza right here. I don't care. Not even a little bit that you do it.

Yeah, I really don't. I don't have the energy to get wrapped up into that. Yeah, but this guy, I don't know why, but the way he reacted to it, oh yeah, like a fucking lunatic. Yeah, so it made me go look like, what is this thing you're writing about? It's the article is called Cultivating Erotic Energy

from a surprising source. It begins, this is Jack Murphy, 2015. So, you know, long time ago. Today I sent my adoring, loyal, hot, young girlfriend of two years to have sex with a stranger from Tinder. She is currently at his apartment, checking in with me via text and is presumably sucking and fucking her way to a good time.

Yeah. I'm alone writing. Couldn't be happier. Now before you write me off as another salon.com freak who wants to be a cuckold or some kind of spineless beta undermail. Mm-hmm. Hear me out. This has been a long road. My manhood is intact and my dick is hard. Mm-hmm.

I'm almost 40 years ago, after my divorce from my blue pill marriage, I found Rouch V and rational mail along the way I made friends with Cerniv Hitch and we came up together in the game. I've learned and practiced Tantra, Tantra, various elements of the BDSM lifestyle. What? And just about every angle pun intended for male, female relations. From experience, effort and education, I've become an expert. It sounds like he's just going out of his way to justify something that a lot of people would find. It's not a family. Yeah. Like to come on the pizza, things find. But if you're telling me like that, it's not you either eat, come on the pizza or you're a bitch. Dude, it's not gonna be like, all right.

Well, it's about that. Yeah, not not getting cocked is gay. Is it seem like? Yeah, that's what I can't stop reading this thing. That's what it is because you just look at the you look at the behavior and you look at how aggressive he is with it. Yeah, right. And the aggression.

The aggression. Do the aggression is fear period. Yeah, he's going to get fucking animal for yeah. Right? And do the aggression? Do the aggression is fear, period. Yeah. He's afraid he's gonna get fucking enamored for, yeah. No, you're not gonna fucking, yeah, I'm gonna fuck you before you try to fuck me. And all I said was bro, maybe she brought it up because she thought you wrote a funny article

that was anti-cooking. Yeah. And he blocked me. All right, well, I don't fucking care. I learned over time how my natural disposition is to be dominant. For submissive women, I'm practically an ideal. I've had sex slaves, comma, little girls, comma,

and tied them all up. Feminists seek me out to fuck them like the patriarchy. Can't believe you didn't want to talk about this, aren't I? Mm-hmm. And yet, I've just sent my 15 years junior girlfriend to bang Matt from Tinder. Why? Years of being in a dead marriage.

Monday in Matt. Yeah, with Matt's our boat. Yeah. Fucked. Years of being in a dead marriage, sexless, undesired, unappreciated, made me question myself. Made me question my manliness. Made me question my worth.

I was emasculated. And couples therapy, oh my God, the 60-year-old shriveled arbiter proclaimed my sexual urge is unreasonable, that my wife had no obligation nor even a passing concern for the existential angst, my unrequited sexual energy was creating. I was dying.

Too much of a man, right? Way too much of a man. Yeah, he's just a victim of like extreme manliness. Yes, it's hard to function in society when it's- He's just a victim. He's a victim of like extreme manliness. Yes. It's hard to function in society when he's. There's so much of a man that his beard's just shooting out like a plate of fun factory. Too much of a man. And the, you know, society's dying.

He can't handle too much of a man. I just really, I hate men like that. Yeah. It's fucking, it did. Fucking scumbags. It's fucking lame. It's so lame. It's so lame. It's so cringe.

I was dying. My personal Maslow's unmet, but they didn't care. Ultimately divorce and subsequent rape followed. I don't know what that's about. From that disorder, my new persona evolved. I made it a goal. That's reborn better. Be stronger.

Be stronger. A factor more manly. Feared. my fucking beard. How did you see this beard? Navy SEALS PUSSES. Was I made it a goal to become objectified by gay men? What do you mean? Was that the healthiest conception?

Not the right word. Maybe not, but my ego demanded it for survival. I had to become reaffirmed sexually. And in many ways, sex is about being accepted by the other person. Human beings are designed for attachment and affirmation. We need it. It's okay to desire being affirmed.

Not getting that from your wife and being able to get it elsewhere is damaging, it takes healing. So I went away in a journey whose goal was to become desired purely for sexual and physical reasons. I wanted to be the most important. Because being desired emotionally is gay. Yeah, if you actually connect with somebody else, that's gay. I've got to be

desired. That's how I got he's so he's so afraid. He's so afraid that somebody's going to call him softer week or something. I know. I know he can't stop barfing this all out. I wanted to I wanted to be the sad sad is that both of us know more about him than he does himself. I know. It's not even close. You just want to take the internet. Oh, like, part of you wants to take the internet away

from these people so they stop with the self-harm. But then another part of me just wants to like give them so much, like so many cigarettes that they've smoked themselves. And you know that's because of his, but I have any control of it either way. So that reaction was just like, it's exactly as if somebody told them to say, well, how do you really feel about that? Fuck you.

Fuck you. I don't, everything's fine in there. I don't feel any kind of way about it from that woman too. Like a woman, that woman who's who's capping on trant, who's threatened by transsexual men, a woman who's, whose identities threatened by sexual men, who's that insecure, is threatening to this fucking psycho. Yeah.

That's what I thought was so funny about it. It's like, this is the most insecure woman in the world. She couldn't possibly make any man feel insecure. My goodness, you found one Bravo. And you're both conservative black leaders of this fucking joke of a movement. Sorry, keep going. I wanted to be the most memorable sexual experience for each woman I slept with I wanted to be the most memorable sexual experience for each woman I slept with, to ruin her forever in a good way. He is a fucking psycho. Right?

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I sent life coach that link. And he's like, dude, that guy's like, on, like in a dark alley. Well, I mean, that's like, that's, you hear serial killers talk like that. Yeah, yeah. I wanted a lot of sex and I got it.

I succeeded. Maybe now I'm even sated. He's like their god, their own personal god after a dentist system. Yeah. I have so many questions about this. Because remember this is about him talking about his girlfriend getting fucked.

The edge gets far from center eventually. What? Time is a flat circle, is everything? Excitement and novelty can wear off, even novelty can become boring. There are so many approaches to sex, so many different ways of doing it. Oh, it's like a fucking child. Only so many different kinds of doing it. Oh, it's like a fucking child.

Only so many different kinds of people and lovers. For me, and those of us who like to push the edge, eventually the only areas left to explore become things you can only do as an evolved couple. Like eat comp pizza. That's an edge. This is why I get in, this is the logical end result of I've done everything under the sun. So now I've got to see what I'm such a fucking pioneer going where no man has gotten before.

Intimacy and vulnerability. I've done every I've done every I've climbed every fucking mountain eight grander on fucking earth, right? I've got all of them on every fucking cotton I've caught a fucking kids on the 14 highest mountains now I got to jump off a one That's the end result. I'm just too bad ass. You know what I got to do. I've conquered the business world I've conquered the family world. Yeah, I got to conquer the doing heroin world right Intimacy and vulnerability are essential. He's building his case. This is all very long. Isn't it crazy? Yeah.

Dude, I can't stop reading it and quoting it. Yet he can't. It's so insane. Yet he can't help himself. He has to come out and say, I'm a cock. Yes. He has to be caught. He has to be caught.

Yeah. He didn't want to be caught by her, but he has to be caught. Intimacy and vulnerability are essential to form the trust, which becomes the launching point for erotic explorations. Unfortunately, over time, intimacy is practiced today tends to lead to the extinguishment of the erotic flame. Ah, the scholar now commenting on society at large. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A sad irony, truly getting to know your partner can kill the spark. Uh-huh. Well, that's true.

I got a good point there. I don't really think you have to know them. Oh, to kill the spark. Yeah. Oh, it's kind of banging them enough times. Okay, sure. You know, knowing them will make you hate them. Let's just say, knowing that will never improve things.

Let's just say the spark by definition goes away because that's the fucking definition of the word you shit had. Maybe the serial killers have it right. That's all I'm saying. Oh my God, there's no way I can read this whole thing. Oh, fuck. Really? Is it that long?

It's pretty long. Maybe I'll pick it up again. We'll pick it up again at some point. I mean, it's fascinating. I'll read more, I'll read more. Esther Parall, author of mating and captivity, writes that intimacy can destroy desire and passion. When two become one, there is no gap to bridge.

The gap is where erotic energy lies. Creating and maintaining a gap between two people who live together takes special care. When my girlfriend and I decided together that I'm going, yeah, for example, my girlfriend got a tablecloth for the first time and immediately said, and I said, wow, this looks really nice. She goes, yeah, you don't want to put your power tools on the table anymore.

And I said, I sure don't. And then we got first meal, we ate on it, Chick-fil-A, she opened a pack of hot sauce and I fucking splurred it out and got all over it. Like, oh, power tools aren't gonna get that out, are they? Power tools come up from under the table. Sucks that you messed up your tablecloth like that. Yep, next thing you know, there's a fucking saw

is all in the room. See, I knew you were opening it wrong and they were gonna splurged it all over the place but I didn't want to tell you doing something wrong. It burns right in your eyes, you, because now I got a problem about that. I need to learn. When my girlfriend and I decided together

that I'm gonna rape her whenever I want, that appearance of non consent gave us extra erotic energy. Rape her whenever I want. Can you imagine that conversation? You go friends like, I want you to rape me whenever I want. I'm like, well, yeah, because you want me to work like really hard. So you feel like, no, that's not happening.

You feel so desired that like nobody can keep their hands off. So out of control, rape you whenever I want. Right. So that's when I got my friend to play a practical joke. Rape certainly is about bridging against me. Not me. I don't know. Yeah, it's pretty long. He talks about how to be a cack. Yeah. Get a young have her fuck a younger guy, assuming you're in a relationship with a younger woman as you should be. You should have her bang a young guy on the side. This way she really will only see him as a physical fling, rather than a competitor for her loyalty.

Yeah, it'll draw you closer to push you guys closer to your status, maturity, and vastly superior world knowledge. Right. We'll keep you secure. Yeah. What if you don't know as much as you think you do about the world? You think that might be a problem? Uh, all I'm, all I'm saying is that some people can, can be surprised.

Where's the Craigslist part? Wow, she went with that dude. Right? Good to see you. See, when that one fucking coming, her behavior is manifestation of my will, like a little bit of a typo there I'm looking for the Craigslist part where he talks about fucking guys on Craigslist or he she talks about she her fucking guys on Craigslist Damn it. I can't find it

Cultivating erotic energy Where did he is this on a blog or is this, yeah. It's like his blog. I guess. That's what I want to know. Like, why did you post this? Write this for a fucking salon. I get, I understand that you get off on guys banging your girlfriend.

Okay, whatever. Right. Why did you, like, but don't, who is this for? He's trying to push it like like, so that it's accepted, so he doesn't have to feel weird about it. That's what it is. I mean, he's making a hell of a case to, like, push it into the mainstream, like,

yeah, this is what everybody should be doing. Some of you are going to call Pussies for fucking not doing this. Some of you guys are going to call me a cuckold, a pussy, or accuse me of being somehow less of a man. And they have for the last six years, hence that reaction. Maybe you think I'm secretly gay. I don't even think that at all.

No, I don't go that far. Like obsessed with being a man. Myself. It's so weird. I like to look at the text and tinder messages from potential third parties because it turns me on. Yeah, that's a cuck. I use that sexual energy and turn it right back around on her. I mean, I kind of like, okay, so like your girlfriend or your wife is like wearing a hot outfit and you see guys looking at her. That's normal and you're like, all right, like she looks hot.

You see the, you see the side too, awesome, but that's kind of where, that's about where it ends. That's where it ends. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Like buying a drink and she's like, no, I'm here with my, whatever. And I'm like, oh, that was nice interaction. I bet you feel good about that.

This is nice and normal and healthy. This just seems like sexual compulsion. Yeah, masquerading, it's like manliness. Uh-huh. Uh. Oh, see. I'm really trying to find the Craigslist part, because it's so fun.

Goddamn, you wrote a long article. Yeah, okay, here it is. We've done it together, where we picked up a guy at a bar, took him home, and I watched them have sex. Or we've brought a guy from Craigslist over and I took pictures as he banged her. So congratulations, like, okay, so you're one of, most likely millions of people,

millions of millions of people. A million of that. Across the fuck, like, you're making such a big deal out of it, so it's becoming a big deal. Nobody really gives a fuck. No, exactly. That's how you try. That's some thought that you hate

or you want to kill her on the internet because she brought it up. Yeah. You're just, you know, protesting too much. I think so too. Okay, let's do the Floydies giveaway. Is anybody in here? Who wants a Floydie? Say something in here? Who wants a Floydie?

Say something in chat if you want a Floydie. Eric the red. Okay, Eric. Eric's contestant number one on who wants to win a Floydie. Hey, Eric, are you there? NFTs are Jewish tricks. There we go. There we go.

We hear you. NFTs are Jewish. Okay. Okay. I'm going read Sean five NFT projects. Eric, have you seen the Floydies? I have, yeah. You have?

Do you do NFTs? I do not. You do not do NFTs. This will be my first. This will be my first Floydie. I can't wait for George void to take my virginity Okay, do you have into the deep end with you have a meta mask wallet? Do you have anything do you have the resources? Oh, you do okay? Yeah, yeah Okay, so I'm gonna read five NFT projects and Sean Sean, you're going to have to say if they're true or false.

Okay. This is good. Okay. If it's a real one or if it's just one I made up, because racism is rampant in the NFT space. I don't know how you knew that. Right. Stuntas, God kicked out of, you know, NFTs. Let me bring up and the the Floydies is next. So you want me to say whether, yeah, and Eric can actually, these concepts are actually being put out as NFTs or not. Or not. And Eric can help you because he's going to get it if you get it right. You have to get three out of five. So, so it's the two of us. The two of us. Yeah, but it's you're the final say. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're a little bit more level, you know, you're a little bit more level headed. Well, I don't know. He might be hip or well, he says he's not, you haven't done any of this,

right? You don't own any NFTs. No, I don't, I don't know any. So, I don't either. We could be fucked here. Okay. So you guys might not know anything. Okay. I'll do all the best for you. It's NFTs or not. So is it an NFTs or not an NFTs? Okay. Okay. Well, if you want, if you're in the chat, and someone tell them, if you're in the chat and you want whatever temporary upgrade of roll ship to call in and win a Floyd Dicto and NFT,

Riley, help me, help me, figure it out. Okay, here's the first one, crypto kitties. With a D or T's. What's what do you mean with just Kitties? Kitties like a cat. I know that's a real thing. All right. Okay. Sean, what do you think? Well, I'll go he's the, I will say that's a real thing. That's a real thing. I thought you said Kitties like KIDDI. I'm not trying to trick you. Well, it could cryptocuties, cuties, NFTs, like a catty.

Like a little catty. Yeah, that makes sense at that's real. Okay, so is that your final answer? I've heard of that. John, yeah, final answer. Correct. Okay, that's one. Okay, here's the next one.

Now remember, is racist or not? Well, a lot of them, no, no, they're making racist ones. Yeah, but it has, is NFT or not? Because a lot of them, no, no, they're making racist ones. Yeah, but it has, it's NFT or not. Yeah, I know, okay. Here's one. Is it NFT or not? Jungle freaks.

Oh, I should have some music to play. I haven't heard that name before, but. Jungle, they're popping up every day, though. Yeah. I mean, there are pretty bad though. It's just like, wouldn't there be jungle freaks? Yeah. I think I'm going to play some hard men working hard, but you guys, what do you think? Oh, me or yeah, what do you think, Sean? You know, you're the final answer. Really go either way. Yeah. I think it's, I think it's real. I think people are popping these things out every day.

So you think it's real jungle freaks? Yeah, it's not wouldn't be the craziest thing to me. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. How many we got to get two out of five?

So we, you got two already. Yeah. So we got five. Okay. Here's third one. Uh, so we got a five. Okay, here's third one. NFT or not? Pocket Jews. Oh, that can't be real. It's two on the nose. I'm putting on some hard men working hard while we're figuring out. Yeah, you might turn it down a little bit.

Okay, okay. Look, somebody can, I'm sure somebody, you know, would come up with something like that. I don't think that's a real one yet. Yeah, I think that's that's too obvious. That's too obvious. Yeah, I don't think that's your final answer. I don't think that's real. Okay, that's correct. don't think that's real. Okay. That's correct. You got

it. You got it. Get out of here, Eric. You win and I think thank Sean. Thank you. Okay. Who's the next person? Got was that it? I see here. Got you there. Hello. Hi. How you doing? Are you good? How is that big? Tell us about yourself. You want to win a floy-dee, Dixiel Floy-dee and NFT? Absolutely. I don't even have a single NFT yet, but, you know, I'm trying to start up on crypto. I had a decent amount of coin, but I had to get it out at an emergency

whenever I was at like 27 Bitcoin. Oh, why? When Bitcoin was at $27? When he was $27 when he was 27 K. Oh, I Bought in like 18 and went up to like 60 when I had car troubles. I had to get it all out for my god I'm sorry, man. Well, maybe the Floydies Dixia of Floydies will appreciate and value And you can sell that for a million bucks. What do you think? That'd be great. Okay, let's start the game.

I don't have any kind of game starting thing, but here we go. Same game. Same game. NFTs are not. Little baby apes. Hold on, I'm going to play the music while you think about it. What do you think? I think it's real.

You think that's real? What do you think, gut? Little baby A. I'm just gonna go fake, because Sean says real. He's profound. Well, what do you want? Sean's the one that has to give the answer. So you tell him.

Well, I mean, if I just say whatever, if give the answer. So you tell him Well, I mean If I just say whatever I just if I just say whatever he says then there's no point in me answering well There's contention like there's a resentment. It's I designed the game to breed resentment Yeah, I understand this is Emma I think the fucking things real Okay, okay, yeah sure. I think thing's real. Okay, okay, yeah, sure. I think it's real. Okay.

You're correct, Sean. You're welcome. That's a real. Okay. Here's another one. Why fusion? Why fusion? What's the fusion part of it?

It's why foods. Okay. So on the surface, that sounds like obviously real. Yeah. But I think you're throwing that into trick us. Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking actually. Okay. I'll say fake at the risk of being shitty.

Yeah. I'm sorry. That was real real one. So it was so obvious that should should have just, all right. It's real. I pronounced it like you, like I would look like I was faking not being able to pronounce something that I made up to. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. How about this one? This is going to really throw you for a loop. Fart. Is that an NFT project? Fart NFT. Fart. I'm going to say it's real and it's also an acronym for something.

No, not an acronym, a word. The word, fart. What do you think? I mean, this is another one that can be so stupid that, you know, yeah, sure, it's real. It's real. Why not? You got it right, Sean. Right.

It's recordings of Farts. Okay, how about this one? Giz. Well, just pictures of jizz. Well, I'm not gonna record anything. What the NFT is of. Yeah, it could be anything. I'm going no on this one.

Yeah, I say the same thing. You're like, no, even though it's so fucking. All right, that's it. Yeah, there you go. You won. That congratulations, God. Awesome. What makes you a rage, anything?

Um, normally I'd have awesome answers lined up, but I don't right now. Well, you're giddy with victory, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, everybody. Yeah, thank you. Send me your, Madam, your address or whatever you got. Well, thanks Sean. I got him the first one.

Okay, thanks. See you. Well, thanks, Sean. I got him the first one. Okay, thanks, Sean. See you. Okay, goodbye. Oh, you could disable people's video. All right, this is been the Dix show. What's my fucking time? It's always like two hours. All right.

Page your own account slash the Dix show. She next Tuesday. Whoop. Presenting Dix. Dix. Dix. Dix. Dix.

Dix. Dix. Dix. Dix. Dix. I think we only think we only just want to trip you up too. Yeah. Let me see what other names that I have. Crypto Funks. Would you have thought that was a crypto funks? Well, you might wanna hang onto these though. My. Cause we might give away more stuff, right? Well, you just gotta think of a different game.

Yeah, okay. At that point. Board apes, would you have thought that was a... Yeah, I think that it, I think. That's true. Yeah, I think that's digital horrors. Digital horrors? Yeah.

Uh, like NFTs of, well, digital digital. I mean, so, digital as, okay. Not like, I mean, everything would be digital in this, but it would be like, are they real people? Are they digital people, like video game people? Like a funk. Like a crypto funk. Wait, what's a funk?

A crypto funk, a punk. Oh, got it. This is digital horrors, also with an age. Digital horrors. I mean, that sounds super real. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say no. Damn it. You're right.

I made that up. Yeah. Hmm. How about cybercongs? Cybercongs? Yeah. Yeah, real. That's real?

Yeah, that right too. Okay, here we go. You've got all these. I should have come up with. Hi, Dick. How I'm Nimiko. Also, hi, Sean. Hey, I enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons is a game published by a corporation and specifically, which is of the coast. Every so often, they'll put out a new rule set for people to play with a whole bunch of stuff for them to play with. Yeah. And there's a lot of things in that, especially considering what is evil or good, that

people get riled up about because they don't really understand that it's not exactly meant to be a nuanced representation of reality. It's supposed to be a fantasy about killing stuff and interacting with this fantasy world. We've got to put rules on completely made up shit now. And change things that the corporation puts out to suit their own needs. Because it's not a computer game. It's a paper game that you can fix and change by yourself. Wait, what's this about?

Good. Getting a blow job? What is this that I see? Hold on, come back on. Are they talking about you getting a blow job? Sorry, Sean. I got it. Not right now.

Oh, they said, now when you sell your NFT, you can get a blow job. All right, it's because I was talking about a crazy blood fetish I have in general chat the other day. Blood fetish? Yeah. Look, I believe anything can be a fucking fetish. There's a lot. I don't know. I was talking, I like the idea of girls.

I used to have subbed to a Patreon girl who had like cut up her tongue and her lips. Just like smooth a blood all over her mouth. Oh God, really? Because your tongue heels really fast, right? So you can cut the shit out of it. Yeah, a Patreon girl, hold on, what's the, what is her Patreon? It was, it was AB doll. Patreon.com slash AB doll? Yeah, I don't know if that's the exact link, but that was her name.

AB doll looks like a little white girl. Oh my God, blood doll. Yeah, I don't know if that's the exact link, but that was her name. A B doll looks like a little white girl. Oh my God, blood. She's like, fuck. She's like, a kid. She's like, a half Mexican or something looking. She looks like a misdysogorl to me. Okay. White skin, Hispanic. Yeah, Hispanic tads. Mm-hmm. Razor Blade at six bucks a month, blood lover at 10 bucks a month, and she would cut herself, cut her mouth up and spread it all around. Dude, why does fire make people come? What? Fire.

Fire. Dude, there's people that's fucking arsonist and shit. Yeah, people get fucking, oh, anything because your brain is wired and all kinds of weird fucking ways what level are you on about it to me? I think I was like the six dollar level or something you think? I think I was a six dollar level you're so

you see levels it wasn't more than 20 that's for sure bro they go up to 200 oh hell no I was not doing that oh I just realized A B is probably your blood type. Ah! Yeah, it is. Ah! Ah!

Um, oh my god, do you spring this fetish on girls you date? Uh, they're all dead. Not really. Well, when I was talking about my dog having a period on me at night, were you getting turned on? Oh god. Hell no. What's the point? Because it was me or my dog having a period on me at night where you can turn down oh god i don't know what the point because it was me because it was a dog

still likes you know it's a it's a dog and i have sex with a girl in her period but i'm like trying to smear all that around and you smell it and you smell when women are in their periods and you're like fucking super erect at the bar like a dividing round that was fucking

i've been to see your fucking tampon wings poking out of your little whale tail there What do you say me and you go back and act like we're what do you say we go back and me showing down on some of those wings right with the barbeque So there's not really any kind of menstrual aspect to my blood Minstrel No, no menstrual. Oh, I you were like doing blackface. Oh, no. So what would you redface? So your dream would be like a girl cutting her tongue up and stuff and like smearing it around your face or her own face?

I guess that's not really that important. I just find something about the blood to be like intimate. If somebody's a, if you're driving around and like a hot chick is following you, do you just jam on the brakes? Open she'll rear end you. I'm gonna bloody now and smash her face. Oh, fuck!

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I thought I saw a turtle. I think great idea that I saw it. No, no, the answer is. It's not a complex. Yeah, do you accidentally like cut girls that you're dating? No, no, no. I never know. I remember, that you're dating? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, are, oh, it's a little weird cramming it in there.

A B's fan, wow. Never been violent and it's never been anything to do with period blood. Like, why? Because when it comes out of them, it's bad. You only want it drained out of their veins. But it's more like to do with like the face and stuff maybe, I don't know. I don't, I like a thin cut on a collarbone or something and then like blood trickling down

over a torso that would probably get me going but just like. Do you like, do you like the taste of it? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you like to taste, you like lick their blood and eat their blood. Everybody's tasted their own blood, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna taste my own cum before I taste my own blood.

I know what blood tastes like. It's like hot and salty. It's like a liquid French fries. Very rich fry. It's very irony to me. Yeah, it's metallic. It's metallic, yeah. For sure, really?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't know, I tried to, I tried to get into this with a micro-friend, but I cut her and she has no blood. Just yellow bile. Yeah. What in the world? She has no heart.

Okay. Is there girls into this? I'm sure. You, yeah. Absolutely. Girls like, if you like something that puts a girl on a submissive position, you can find a girl who likes it. That's what Jack Murphy says. I'm not from the US, I'm just looking at her bio right now. I'm trying to explore the more hidden pleasures.

Do you have a girlfriend or have had one in the past? I'm engaged right now. Oh, you are. Oh, does she do, she's not into the blood, but she's into like a lot of the other. But it's our best up stuff I'm into. What do you mean, a lot of the other other than the other stuff that you're into?

C and C and stuff like that, you know? C and C, she and so on. No, not C and C. It's like rape, you know. C and C, no, not C and C. It's like rape roleplay basically. Oh, how do you do, how do you do that? You know, a lot of women say they're not into it, but they all are. They all are trust me. They're right in here, writing your fuck of them.

They scream and cry, throw on a huge fit, go to the authority, sometimes trust me, they're all into it. They slip cops. That's why so many rape kids are untested because women are slipping cops, 20 bucks and like, hey, just don't just don't test that thing. I don't like the rest. It's not like as extensive as a lot of people where there's like, oh, I'm going to leave the window open and you come in with a ski mask and pretend it's not you. It's just more like a thing where like she's just happy that I would come up and take what I want by force when I wanted I guess. I do this thing. I convinced my girlfriend that I'm into like lacking her in a closet

for like a couple hours. So I'll see you watch a movie by yourself. Yeah, play, play Hades. That's cool. That's cool. That's good cool. You got a limited number of times that I work. Hades on Hades. Yes. Yes, I have. I have. Dude, it was the best moment of video games my fucking life. I'm in Hades finally. Oh my God. And then I just started fucking trouncing him. No, it's so it took me for it took me an entire weekend to beat Hades. And then what, the first time, oh man, when you meet your mom in the, oh, in the real world, wait, is that the one with the kid or what? I come to my brains out. What?

I've shot blood out of every orifice. That's the one where like the, the father's like a god and there's like an annoying kid. Was that a different game? No, the father's got a war. there's like an annoying kid Is that a different game? No the father's got a war Well, you're thinking of great. Oh, maybe yeah, that's Kratos. I think so 3d or thinking like of a cartoon No, I think I hate these also is a dad is a god. Okay, hey Yeah, and you play as the son in this game Zagreus gotcha Zagreus a. No, it's real. Zacharias is in the thaw.

Zacharias, yeah. Oh, I think. Okay, so you're into blood stuff and other rape stuff with your, yeah. But lazy rape fantasies sounds like, yeah, very lazy. How does that work? I mean, I explained it about as extensively as I could think too. Like you're having sex and then you're like, now you're not.

No, no, no, I don't like it. It's like, oh. She's like just doing something like, I don't know, playing, switching, bed and I come up and just like take it away from her and start like choking her and having sex with her and stuff. Do you put on like a hamburger, Gler mask? No, no, no, no. Just show that you're a criminal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I've experienced it, but I think it'll be just a urge that I have to bury you now. Hmm, bury. What if she could get like, what if some blood fell off the truck of like the red cross?

Do you like spray it all over it? Blackboard to blood. No, it's like the intimacy in the warmth of it being their blood is their blood that's like coming out of them fresh is a lot of it. If you see a movie with any of that stuff in it or blood, like, does that do anything for you? I can't even do that. I can't even do that.

I can't even do that. I can't even do that. Obviously. I imagine myself there. I've kind of gotten that with like vampires and stuff. Yeah, I think that might be where the source of it was. There's like some stupid vampire shit I saw when I and stuff. Yeah, I think that might be where the source of it was. There's like some stupid vampire shit I saw when I was young.

Like, Count Dracula? Yeah, exactly. Like, Count Dracula. Right, it's a boner in the candy aisle of grocery store. He can't go past the gear of Delhi. I was more of Frank Abariz. Oh, were you? Yeah, I never really had either of those grown up.

Okay, goodbye, God. Sorry that you're wrong. Don't do your fantasies. She doesn't have to do that. Oh, that's not good enough. Yeah, she does pointy, she does pointy. Everything and stuff, what you have. Yeah, tell me after you get married,

let's see how that shakes out for you. Okay, bye. Okay, let's get back to Dungeons and Dragons. You know what they're doing in Dungeons and Dragons? What, they're saying it's all racist? Of course. So it's like orcs or racist and dragons. You know what they're doing in extensions and dragons? What? They're saying it's all races? Of course. So it's like orcs or races and stuff. Yeah, I'm sure that all the older

scroll stuff has got to be like that too. But if there was, like if it was, if there was elves and they live for 800 years, whatever it is, I would fucking hate everyone them. Oh, yeah. Oh, if I was a human, I'm sitting here for 100 years and they're living for 800 years and taking over the banking system

and fucking making you serious, like, you know what I mean? Because I'm real. Oh, you're gonna fucking lecture me on whatever, you live to be 800, why don't you suck my cock? Okay, it seems just very realistic. Here we go. People who don't understand that,

they holler about it on Twitter, and then they ask the corporation to do it, and the corporation acts like it's a big deal that they're doing it, and they wanna get pated on the head for it. And the results, things get changed around, but nobody's ever really happy. And in the end, the people who just changed things by themselves aren't really happy either. Nobody's happy. Nobody's happy. I don't think I should really care about what the

corporation says in the first place, which I don't really, but I think what really makes me mad is that people are hollering about recognition and acting like they're on top for saying, oh no, they're not evil, they're misunderstood. Well, yeah, they're like, it's fucking good job there. Anyway, great show. I need to catch up with a bunch of episodes. Have a nice day. YouTube.

YouTube. Thank you. I guess it's kind of, women kind of brought this idea of evil into, it's like a clash of definitions. Well, it's evil to everyone who's not them, like, you know, for them, it's great. But for everyone else is evil. Beyond, I don't want to get all niche in on everybody. But it's kind of the nature of role playing is a little bit more sophisticated. Yes. So we've taken all that out of it. Sorry that

their terms don't appeal to you because you're stupid and you don't understand like how really terrible and horrible people are. Like they're escaping to a world, they're escaping to a more real world that's reflective of the brutality of this world that is a coping mechanism that they can acknowledge directly. And now you come in with this sick and twisted cruel version of brutality, which is the real world.

The real world. So, sorry that you don't get that and there's no way to hurt you. Yeah. Yeah, you're doing what you're doing, but that's why this is happening. And they can't really express it to you because they don't try to do that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hey, Dick, when you mentioned that going to high school for most adults would probably

make them insane immediately, I thought about going to high school and I agree. I think I would go fucking insane. And the funny part about that is there seems to be this concerted effort to tell all kids that they should be enjoying this and that will be working for the rest of your life. That's supposed to be a lot of school. I don't know. I don't know. that they should be enjoying this and that's the only way you're gonna be working for the rest of your life because you get out of school. Yeah. Uh, I don't know, working is way better.

controlling them or what's going on, but. Are they trolling the kids? Climb back. Why are they doing this? Why are they telling kids this? Yeah. Uh, yeah. They're just lying to them, right?

I much prefer working to being in school. In school, I prefer any, I'd rather be tortured than go to school. Like torture of boredom is worse than any kind of other torture. Stick my balls in a blender before sending me back to school. Pikes. That's a flow. I was adding that, you know, not the one. Well, they just blow.

Well, I don't know, it could be like riffing up a bandaid. Maybe you just want it, you know, turned up to 10. Oh, that's true. If it's gonna, you know, think about that. If, I don't know. It could be like ripping off a bandaid. Maybe you just want it, you know turned up to 10 Oh, that's true. If it's gonna, you know, think about that if you're gonna lose them either way Go Hi dick and just heard about the whole Billy Eilish Howard Stern porn interview thing and that got me thinking about my rage which is Intiporn former porn advocate people. The people who have been watching porn and they say, oh no, it's bad.

Because never like, oh, I was going on Reddit and looking at amateur photos or anything like that. It's always people that are like, yeah, I was spending eight hours a day looking at German dungeon, Midget porn, and now I'm fucked up, and I have a fucked up view of sexuality. It's like, well, of course you are, you know? What's a healthy view of sexuality? You have a porn and like, it's a consumer life. And they're called losers, but they shouldn't be given this status of being accurate about the nature of pornography because they couldn't fucking handle that and not become obsessed.

Nobody means fucking rage. Leave the porn alone. What does it mean? If you're looking at just normal porn, that's just kind of what a lot of people do. But then you say, oh, you know, I was really into watching Midget's being on, you know, in Japanese lady. It's like, well, yeah, of course you can have a fucking warp view of sexuality because

you're being very warped. Yeah, he's saying that you judge how harmful something is by the people who abuse it the most. The worst end result. Yeah, that does that to people. It's like, yeah, some people have a problem with fucking everything. They're called addicts. They're, you know what I mean? I mean, do not do it.

It doesn't mean you take the whole fucking thing away for the vast majority that is moderate about it. Yeah. Yes. Like this can happen to certain people. But if yes, if you drink and each cheeseburger is that you'll end up on that. Well, happens to you. But some of us are just drinking and eating cheeseburger is normally right. Yeah. I guess it's like that lolliphing, right? The little illustrations of all girls getting fine. I guess I guess

Everybody uses fake porn examples. How about that? For a rage like when people say about extreme porn like midgets peeing on each other like oh, yeah, was that Yeah, I want to fucking keep in charge of close the best there. I'm about to. Sure. What's an example of a weird extreme weird pornography? Oh, like two camels, a Fantasia, the crocodile and the hippos, all having a big orgy. Like, oh, yeah. Is that the first, that's the first thing you thought of? So, uh-huh. Uh, okay.

Let's do play the opposite. Sometimes I think play the opposite, you know, like, you know, when you're trying to defeat your enemy, adoptive tactics, right? Yeah, tactics. But then sometimes I don't know. Like, if you can see, if you live at the pronouns, oh, we'll start using pronouns and we'll cut them off. But I choose them. You're competing.

And if I can even imagine people being satisfied if you can see to everything they want, no. I mean, if we like started living in graph huts in a perfectly sustainable world with, we donated technology, can you imagine that satisfying the people who want that kind of shoes? No. Like, would you be playing around kids, be playing around and somebody laughs and one of the overseer mama overseer comes over like, what are you laughing at? He's like, oh, uh, not that joke. We're not over. We're not over.

You can just stop somebody from just talking. like, well, that's not really okay. You know, kid? Yeah, I mean, it's not. It's really cool, you know. You can't laugh, there's not really. We're not about laughter. Ah, ah, ah. Okay, she did start her period.

Thank you. So I guess there's more period blood for me to... I'm indicated. I need an I was right song. If there was a song for men like Happy Birthday that's I was right, maybe I'll write that song. And that'll be my legacy to the world or anytime your wife or whatever, girlfriend or husband tries to fuck you over. Everybody have it on their phone. But I'm, but I'm, or husband, tries to fuck you over.

Everybody have it on their phone. But I'm, but I'm, but I was right. I was right. There you go. You thought that you were, you thought that I was wrong, but I was right. Right. I was right.

You're not so bright. You're not so bright. Uh, you could have shut your mouth, but now we are in a fight. Love it. What was I guys talking about? I don't know. That was. Yeah.

I was right. I was right. Okay. Tuck your shirts in. All right, buddy. Hey, do a taste show on this journey. Oh, no, you're talking about, who's talking about like giving ground, politics, acquiescing the things. Yeah.

He's got a, I don't know. I don't get it. Everybody's, everybody's so much about, well, you can't give an inch because then they'll take a mile. Yeah. Bro, they're going to, I mean, they confiscate half of your income. What are you talking about? Yeah. You live in a, you live in a fucking gonna, I mean, they confiscate half of your income. What are you talking about? Yeah.

You live in a fucking tyrannical, you live in a concentration camp. So what are you gonna argue about and how much of your potato they're taking away? Well, just lie, lie to get whatever you want. People have to do what you want. Yeah, but people just go, it's all I have. I can't concede to this.

I agree. The other stuff, you don't have a choice in. This one at least, I think he's saying, still feels like a choice. You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not gonna win any ground by pushing back and forth on these issues.

It's just agree to whatever they want. And then hit hard wherever you can with additional lies and lie about it. I'm on your side. I'm the most progressive person ever. We got to play the game. Yeah, we should up tuition, make it, make college tuition. It's not enough. We should make it $10,000,000.

And then just be fucking hoarding Bitcoin. Yeah, print more money. The national deficit should be two hundred trillion dollars or five years we got a print money and give us buying crypto currently the same time uh... you figure something out okay took a shirt staniglard you know i was thinking i i just realized

what it means to be a great man and it's kind of blown my mind, but think about it. Every great man ever fucking gengist con, bunions, your dad, all what are they having common? Their shirts are all tucked in. No, my dad does not talk in English. and their shirts are all tucked in. No, my dad does not tuck in his shirt. He's doesn't wear shirts. I think he just means one's dad, you know.

One's dad? One's dad, your dad. A royal dad? Yeah. Yeah. Tucked in shirts. My dad doesn't wear shirts and doesn't tuck in his gut. Either, not even at the dinner table.

Yeah. You just eat without a shirt on. I didn't realize that was weird until I was like 35. I'm like, why? Yeah, I should have a shirt on for this. I can't just be. You probably should. Okay, maybe one, maybe one more. Hey, Dick, Sean, time to go.

You know, fucking makes me rage. I just moved out of my apartment. And before I moved out, I fucking cleaned everything, vacuumed everything, fucking scrubbed the walls. And they got you with the security of the agrarated web. Yeah. Fucking Ajax out the fucking thing in the bathroom, the floors, you know, all the whole nine yards replaced the screens. Fucking even out of my, hold the roommate call me back to come and clean the kitchen cabinets that they thought

we're gonna get in place. So I did that. Well, that's easy. Is he moving in a fucking bill from my old landlord saying they take $90 an hour for a fucking maid that came out for a 1.95 hour. 90 minutes an hour, huh? 45, but still seeming to crack total. You can find anything cheaper than that.

Yeah. And it works. Does he work at a bowling alley? The bowling ball. Oh my God. What's going on? So he's moving a piece of furniture across the floor. And he charged $590 of paint.

How fuck is that? How fuck yourselves? Yeah, it's bullshit. We can't be moving because they sent him the bill afterwards. He's not still moving. Dude, normal. You already got hit with this. No, I know.

I was just, these movies moving again. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, that's bullshit. Like normal wear and tear things like that, or yeah, don't take your security deposit for that. If he, the cleaning thing is especially,

if he cleans, like, you could've just let the new people come in. Yeah. If he cleaned like he fucking said he did, then there's, The cleaning thing is especially, you could've just let the new people come in. If he cleaned like he fucking said he did, then there's, he got fucked in that deal. $90 an hour. And if you get to clean this. Seriously, Rich's lady in town. Oh yeah, we need to, we need to really,

we need to so clean you, bring in the medical people. Yeah, yeah, we need to be able to fucking make things in here. Let's repaint this piece of shit apartment. Pull all the fucking screws out of the wall. Okay. All right, goodbye. See ya, thanks.