The Dick Show - Episode 292 - Dick on Psychic Fat Bodies

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

Train robberies, revenge on Tonga, throwing away food, women ruining media, double price chicken wings, homosexual German guides, psychology books, how to pick a bar, going to Greenland the best way possible, covering up on Fat Watch, and Maddox's new video on children; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I think it's fine. I don't know. Yeah, so people had to suffer through an hour. They weren't kind. No, they get accustomed to a certain, you know, a certain level of quality, whatever that might be. Yeah, and then when the audio sufferers, they seem to like taking it out on other things, other elements of the recording. Yes. This sucked. Okay. It's actually, it's like a, it's like a, a, a dad, you know, who's pissed off at work in his life and he takes it out on the, on the kids, you know. Yeah. That's, we need to celebrate that, dad, more. Yeah. Here, well, you can take my dad, please.

celebrate that dad more. Yeah, here. Well, you can take my dad, please. I just want to have a blast. I want to I want to see that guy. That's like a Norman Rockwell dad. Like that dad doesn't exist anymore. Just coming home with no video games to play or any coming home and only his only form of entertainment is yelling at his wife and family. Yeah, all dads are gamers now, huh? Yeah, all dads are like, dads now are all, they just go buy shit if they had a bad day. They just go buy Funko pop to. Oh, okay, but it was, but it was cars, you know, that he couldn't afford or, you know, drums that he couldn't afford, you know, oh drums. That's good for the family. Yeah, stuff like that, exactly. I don't know. Maybe I don't know what maybe dads now they just get online and abuse other people.

They don't yell at their wife and kid. Gerald Brovlovsky, you know, yeah, South Park, yeah. I think Gerald Brovlovsky, you know, yeah, South Park, yeah, I'm making people kill themselves. Okay, have you seen the South Park? Have you seen the South Park? They're COVID thing yet. I still haven't seen the second half. Oh, come on! I'm only waiting for you to spoil it.

I'm only waiting for you because I'm so upset at people's reaction to the ending. Okay, by next week I will have- You have to see it. No, I will, I want to. Okay, all right, let's start the show. It's already late in game. Oh God, oh my God. You're gonna have to fix that, shot.

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If you're in my house, take my ass and AK, the $20 million man, turn me remotely. I don't even know where you're at, he's world touring LA based committee to show on the audio engineer. Hello, Digg, I'm in the South. You're in the South. I'm in the South with my new Yeti.

Oh, yeah, thank you for picking. I didn't think I was calling in this week, but it's good to have one anyway. You should be carrying one at all times. Yeah, always calling. You never leave home without your piece and your Yeti. At any moment. You know know the damn this thing, I put something out on Twitter for somebody to come in, but nobody wants to podcast with me,

as it turns out, or return your text, or return my text. I don't know, Johnny was busy, dude. I wanted Johnny to come in, but he was doing something. What about Vito? Oh, we're getting enough Vito. What about Tony? We're getting a, Tony from Hector movies.

Yeah, I don't know. He's in like Pennsylvania or something. Is he really like that? He's like, he's not an L-Layer. Oh, yeah, he's a, I never know. Tony from Hector movies is like, he's like traveling around doing all these team ups and stuff, but I don't, I don't know how he does it on a YouTube man's salary. I don't know.

You're not trying to say. Maybe he is. Maybe he owns a patent on sausages or something. Like that anyway. How's been your trip so far? Nightmare. No, no, actually, it's been really good. Each way or each plane I took,

I had a road of myself. It was, you know, a plane was full, but not slam packed. I mean, everything was on time. Everything was, I can't complain. Being here is pure hell, but the trip was great. Yeah, family is hell, the hell part. That's weird not having you.

This is the longest you're this is gonna be the longest you're gonna be out of the studio. I don't know how I'm gonna reintroduce myself to you being in here when you get back. I know, it's gonna be really weird, none comfortable. Yeah, most shows won't call attention to it because it's a serious deficit when the people are remote, but I like to do it right away up front.

So people can pick a part how it's different for the rest of the show. Yeah, why not? What do you think about that? Okay, we had an episode of the biggest problem, biggest problem in the universe, biggest problem.show. It's really good. I like this one.

A lot of, a lot of veto getting ripped on, which is great. Sure you like that. Yeah, it's funny. My time will come, but it wasn't this week, so that's good. Your time will come up with hundreds of episodes. It's really weird's good. Your time will come. I put hundreds of them. It's really weird. Nobody's ever ripped on dick. I don't understand it.

I mean, he seems like such a lightning rod, but no, everybody just universally loves him and never disagrees. I mean, well, Vito goes on this show with a bunch of broads and they call him a pedophile. And I'm like, I'm ripping, I'm ripping on them. And it seems like Vito is feeling kind of feeling bad about it. You're like, oh, you know, no, it was a lot of fun. I'm like, bro'm ripping, I'm, I'm ripping on them. And it seems like Vita's like kind of feeling bad about it. You're like, oh, you know, no, it was a lot of fun.

I'm like, bro, they're calling you a fucking pedophile. But I mean, first of all, like fuck them anyway, but also that they're women doing this dumb bitch who is leading the podcast, Nina Infinity. She's like, she's, you know, the absolute worst most stereotypical woman who's taken one psychology 101 class or read like an Oprah's book list, who's lecturing you on men and emotional availability.

She's like quoting psychology books, while she's talking to Vito about some idiotic take he has online that's not making a difference anyway. No, I know. Just enough, just enough knowledge to be obnoxious and dangerous. To be so obnoxious about it, talking about like the mechanisms of, oh, well, this is like a, I mean, from, I was, from my psychology books, I was reading that this is a classic sociopathie.

He's like, oh, God, bitch, pop psychology 101. Fuck off, fuck off with that stupid shit. I don't know, maybe I just don't know how to network. It's just fun. There's so much, there's so much shit online. There are so many, there's so many people's, oh, every and every year, it gets easier and more acceptable and more encouraging for people to push and watch total crap. Like,

for people to watch women or whatever, trying to feel for door knobs in the fucking dark. Like, this is the first time they've ever put an idea together. Praise, praise, praise that just enough to keep going, to keep it going, right? Like not successful, not totally unwatchable, but praise just enough to keep going like a perfect, a perfect bell curve of totally, of, of, of, of, of, banal and inane content

that that just exists in this in this cycle to a to in this cycle so that you can't tell who exactly is the social parasite. Yeah. And I hated I hate seeing it. I hate watching these people interact like, oh yeah, it was great. It was great. No, it was dog shit. And nobody says and nobody says it. They just sit there congratulating each other like it was fucking fantastic. It's like watching musicians backstage Playing to an empty bar. Okay, good said tonight you two man good said no, you're both dog shit stop It's why you're playing to an empty bar

Thank you an empty fucking bar Yeah, when you're playing to the bartender a couple select bombs and the guy with the mop. Oh, God. It's not good. I don't know why it drives me so. Good news this week, though. Tonga was annihilated from Earth. Did you see that? No. God struck down.

Tonga. Yeah, God struck down the oppressive island nation of Tonga and hopefully killed every single one of them. Hopefully buried the fucking country. nation of Tonga and hopefully killed every single one of them. Hopefully buried the fucking country. I hate Tonga. So what? What was it like tsunami volcano? So we're kind of underground volcano exploded. Real hope, hopefully killed all of them. Wow. Hopefully. Did you know a lot of people don't know this, but there was a bunch of libertarians teamed up and built their own country in like the 70s or something like that

Is this like they took a nod from Marcus Garvey and started their own Liberia? Yeah, yes, they made their own People called Minerva. They made their own country called Minerva. That was gonna have no taxes They didn't mention age of consent, but I'm sure that was part of it. No taxes, no anything. All these smart guy libertarians. And then as soon as they said, this is our own commentary. We built it out of a sand bar, because you couldn't have, there was no more countries

so they built one in the middle of the ocean. Fucking Tonga showed up. A bunch of muscle dummies, a bunch of shirtless fatsoes from Tonga showed up with spears and took control of the island. No way. Yeah, they did this. They're for no reason. For no reason that they would, for just to ruin something cool, that a bunch of libertarians

got together and made their own island that would have been perfect and set us forward hundreds of years out from the out from the repressive autonomy of the American military banking hegemony and they bid they did it they dredged up the ocean and put it on a sand on a reef and they made a fucking their own country and tongue is showed up and said said, this is, this belongs to us now. We're taking it over. And no one did shit about it. Wow. Well, they have, they want to be, you know, they have their own government, they have their own, you know, they all take care of their own problems. So why should the United States help them? I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Why indeed? Yeah. The first, they should have built a synagogue first thing. Then the United man, then you got right.

You got the backing of some serious juice. Did you see? So serious what? Oh, juice. Did you see that hostage? The hostage, the hostage guys, it turns out nobody could figure out why he took off that synagogue hostage this week, last week. Can you believe that?

Unbelievable. Goes into guy goes into hostage. Guy walks into here's a joke. Guy walks into hostage. Guy walks into a synagogue. Takes a couple rabbis hostage on the Sabbath. I mean, I don't know. He has an English accent has reported in the papers,

but the name is written in, you know, with the spyograph. Nobody FBI can't figure out why he took it over. Can you believe that? Why would he have done that? Oh, no. They got other stuff to investigate though. So I don't know if they're gonna,

maybe they probably won't get around to why exactly did it. But it, reasons unknown. Why he would do that. Mm-hmm. Mm. Unbelievable. I thought it was something, you know, asymmetric over here.

I thought it would be something with shoes, right? Right. But I guess not. I don't know. Well, if you're worried, as I am, if you're worried about Islamophobia this week, then it's gonna be a rough week for you because it could flare up at any moment. Road rage 300. I'm going to check out venues this week. I was hoping I would have one rented by hosts, venues, you know,

it's working. God possible tick show. Trying to, you know, hosting sites. Now trying to give you money. I'm trying to give you guys money. Your money's not good there. Money's not good anywhere. March go into LA.

Yeah, March 5th. I don't know. Do you think people are going to be a pain in the ass? Obviously, you're going to have to have you done a vaccination card. Like obviously, right? I think that fucking is that fucking so hard to do? I still get emails. I still get DMs from people asking me how to do it. It drives, it drives me fucking it drives me insane. People asking me to do illegal shit over text. Yeah. Online figure out to do illegal shit, over text.

Yeah, online. Figure out your own illegal shit. I think that hard. How hard is it, bro? You look at it with your eyes. What do you need like someone to hold your hand and walk you, okay, now you right click this. Say now when you print it out,

oh, get somebody else to, Jesus Christ. It's like children who never learned a chief. Yeah, exactly. Did you ever have one of those teachers that said that would give you credit if you reported that they messed up? No. Like if they give you a test and they accidentally marked one wrong or they marked it, they missed one that was should have been wrong. And then you said, like, you're in it? Yeah, if they were grading tests, you got to test back.

And the test, something should have been marked wrong. And then they missed it, and they missed marking it wrong. Did you ever have this person in your class who would say, oh, I got it wrong and you marked it, you didn't mark it? No, I don't remember ever like studying my test after I took it and got it passed. You never had this, never happening to you, somebody in your class would go,

like you'd be going through the answers, they'd be telling you the answers because they can nothing else to do. Oh, if like you grade your own or you have great somebody else's or whatever. No, they graded it and they give it back and you're like, oh, somebody goes, oh, you know, I got that one wrong, but you didn't mark it wrong. You didn't catch it. Did you have, you never encountered that? No. Oh, my God. I don't know why I encountered this.

Maybe I'm the only one that went to school with this person. But it was like every, every year, a couple times a year, someone would pull this routine where they'd go, oh, actually, I got that one wrong and you didn't mark it wrong. this routine where they go, oh, actually, I got that one wrong and you didn't mark it wrong. And the teacher would go, well, because of your honesty, I'm not going to mark it. Or dude, who the hell would do that? I don't know. What kind of a, what kind of lesson is this teaching?

Cause this will happen nowhere else in life where you'll get credit for ratting yourself out. else in life where you'll get credit for ratting yourself out. Well, you know, the one thing I can always kind of bring it to sports, golf is the only sport where you call a penalty on yourself. Oh, really? Did they do it? Yeah, if the ball kind of oscillates and moves just a little bit when you address it like on the green or something like that. And plenty of times in big situations

where guys have called penalties on themselves. But that's the only one. Yeah, the cameras though. I'm not sure it, but I mean, this is over the decades when they didn't have the high-deaf camera zoomed in to where you could see the texture on the dimples of the ball.

I see. But yeah, I mean, it's not saying they have all done it when they're supposed to, but it is, I mean, because in any other sport, right? You get away with it, it's not cheating. Yeah. Yeah, I guess golf, I mean, I don't know. You want to ref following you around the whole time,

that would be kind of a pain in the ass. I mean, there are like marshals and markers, but yeah, I mean, there's like marshals and markers, but yeah, I mean, you know, there's always rules officials, but okay, I'll tell you what makes me rage. This week, my girlfriend's throwing all of our food away. Oh yeah. Yeah, does that happen to you? I'm the one who throws food away.

Why do you do that? Because it stays in the fridge for months and she's where she's gonna eat it. Well, yeah, because she might. No. What about like a bag of chips that has a little bit of chips left in it, like five or six chips left in it? You're gonna throw that one away?

Uh, not unless it's stale. Okay. What is it? How do you know if it's stale? Uh, you can smell it usually. No, you cannot smell it. I can. Sean, I'm talking about five or six chips,

a handful of Cheerios that are about to go bad, a gigantic thing of lettuce, where there's some willty pieces of lettuce in there, but if I don't care how bad, a lettuce box could be three years old, and most of them could be covered in brown slime, but there will always be at least two or three little pieces of lettuce in there somewhere

that have escaped the ravages of time. Do you know what I mean? I do. There's just no reason. It's like sometimes I feel like we go to the store, get the food and then just take it home and throw it directly in the trash. Like there's entirely there's-

Preemptive trashing. Preemptive trashing of food. There's, you pick it up, some of them you lift up, and it feels like there's weight of food still in the box. And there's nothing I can do to stop it. I've tried everything to stop. I've tried guilt.

I've tried shouting, physical violence, physical violence, beating, shock collage. There's nothing I can do to get the food to stop from being thrown away. Well, yeah, you don't want to throw it away too early, but yeah, I'm, you never want to throw it away. I don't really have that problem. You just get, definitely just eat it. You just have a professional come in and get rid of it. And the worst part is, at the end of the chips,

when there's only five or six, that's the best time of the chips because you can't overeat them. You know what I'm saying? You can only eat those and then you're done. You're licking the bag or grabbing those little tiny, little stacks of chips where you compress it between your fingers, like, caulk and eat it that way.

I just kind of fold the bag and get it all straight on the lower side, like a rain gutter and then just pour them into my mouth. That's how you eat those. Yeah. It's really satisfying when you do it right. You know, it doesn't go out the sides and spell all over your shirt. Here's more food news. Dominoes is reducing their wings from 10 wings to 8 wings. Yeah. Cause of inflation. God. Did you know about that? Yeah. Well, I mean, it doesn't surprise me.

I hadn't heard of that particular case, but. It's really annoying because 10 wings is perfect and eight wings is not enough wings. Yeah. I agree. So it seems to me like they figured, hey, fuck these fatsoes. If we don't, we're not gonna raise the price, we're not gonna raise the price from eight bucks to 10 bucks. What we're gonna do is cut the wings from 10 to eight

so that you'll order two. Yes. You know what I mean? How many wings is there? 10, oh yeah, that should be enough. Five or six should be enough. How many wings is there? 10? Oh, yeah, that should be enough. Five or six should be enough. How many wings is there?

Eight? You better get two. Get two and then, oh, I'll eat the last few later. Yeah, I'll eat the last. Where I'll just throw a couple more down. Then Dick's girlfriend throws the rest away. We're not gonna eat this. That'll happen, too.

Yeah. I've got a whole pack of half a pizza thrown away. Oh. Maybe I'm the only one that happens to, I don't know. Oh, I'll give it probably not, but I'll give it, I'll give it an honest shot. I mean, I will, I don't just, you know, throw food away the next day or the day after that. So, wings are now, so wings are now double the price.

That's not, that's not cheaper. That's not less wings. They're now double because then you got to buy two. They didn't move the price. They got to two. But here is us still only charging five bucks a month on Patreon for bonus content. Where is that? When does that shore up?

Can I ask? When does the other shoe drop on inflation where we get to see some of it on the back end? Ever? That's an honest question, ever? Nope. Nope, I think you're paused. No, I'm here. Oh, there you are.

Okay, here I go. I thought it was rhetorical. No. How about this one? Have you seen the looted train robberies? Do you want to know? Looted? Train robberoted. Looted. Looting train robberies. No. You haven't seen this? No. Oh, dude, it's great.

I don't think so. L.A. is turning into the wild west. Look at this. Can you see it? Can you see it low? No, let me move my preferences out of the way. Okay. Actually, I don't see it at all. Look at this. Look at this. You don't see it at all. Look at this, look at this. You wanna see it? Oh, here. Nope.

I'll put it up right there. There, there, there, here. Look at this shit. So, this is the Union Pacific, I think, going through the middle of LA, and let me get the actual stats. Second Amazon. Oh, yeah.

A bunch of people are robbing the Amazon containers as they go through the LA like, as they go through this treacherous segment of the railway in LA, breaking into the Amazon containers and just throwing everybody shit all over the place. Jesus. Isn't that great? They got to be taking some of that I hope. No, this is all just boxes.

They're tearing, they're opening up the boxes that don't end up with just like a bunch of panties or something that somebody would just. Looks like a third world country right there. Yeah, it does. Here's the letter from Union Pacific. They're asking LA to get their shit together, basically. We're just have some kind of security or you know, luck. Well, who's John's like a cop, put like a sign down there, at least that says don't steal,

don't rob trains How about some security on the trains themselves like I mean there's there there's stopped I assume when this is happening, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so no, but they do steal them as they're moving. I think you know 90 containers. I forget where I read that I'm trying to find it now 90 containers every day are Getting broken into, and then they're making a partnership. So yeah, and over 90 containers compromised per day. Bro, that's a lot of train robbery. 90 containers, that's a job.

Yeah. And they've something over a hundred arrests. That's not really very many. We got more criminals than that. Union Pacific alone making several dozens of arrests. Blah, blah, blah. I don't know. Looks like fun.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. It looks like a good time. I saw the video of the people doing it. Let's see here. There's a video of the train striving through it. Yeah, yeah. It does look like it looks like a landfill.

It looks like a massive, a giant landfill. It looks like a massive, a giant landfill. No, I don't have one of those. There is one that I'm doing it. Yeah, damn. All right, you feel like doing any train robbing?

It's like it could be fun. Yeah, people ordered some cool shit on Amazon. What do you think the odds are getting something cool when you're robbing a train versus like a box of paper towels? Yeah, I don't know how many, well, nine train cars a day. How many, 90, oh, 90, 90, 90, 90, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.

And how many people are doing it? A lot, like a mob. It's gotta be like a, yeah, a public like the Lakeers just won. When I saw it. Cop cars are on fire. Yeah. Oh, let's see.

Here's this is that, this is precious. This is out of Germany. I guess Germany made like a guide for migrants on how to have gay sex with Germans. Phenomenal. I don't know if they, I don't know why they did this. It's real. Yeah, this is real. Some people, okay.

Sexual health in 14 languages. Zanzu.b. Some people have romantic and or sexual feelings for people of the same sex, okay? Both women, blah, blah, blah, where's the funny part? If you're a new immigrant to Germany and wish to have gay sex with the German man, check out the German government's helpful website for instructions. Here's what they say, most German men will be happy to have gay sex with immigrants, but it's important to ask first.

Most German men or most German gay men. It's a very inclusive country. Most German men. I can't find it. Just ask politely. Yeah. It's important to ask. Most German men it says will be happy to have gay sex with immigrants, but it's important

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Yeah, maybe He's even pretty happy about it. Yeah, he's all hey Meeting hey Meeting other homosexuals. There are specific organizations and meeting places where you can go to know to get to know other As a comprehensive guide Seriously, where did this come from? The German government I guess really. There are specific organizations and meeting places. Oh, yeah. I

Don't know where might those be. Probably some of the old camps. The German government went out of their way to put them all the same spot. Yeah, that's a good point. You do not have to tell other people you're homosexual. If you believe it is not safe to tell others, then you do not have to. Oh, wow. It's pretty good. So they deliver this to everybody, this pamphlet of how do they get this message out? For for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for So diversity, are we still all pretending that it's like good? And this is just how we make it good by making guides on how to have how to have guests on reminding you that you need to ask to have gay sex with men

and that but that they are happy to do it as long as you ask. Well, you know, I mean, never, never hurts to go back to the fundamentals. Oh, yeah. You should probably ask. Do they, do they have this guide for non-immigrants? I don't know. I hope so.

Seems like it's full of a lot of good information. I still can't get past that picture. You know, the best thing about this picture is it has been through revisions. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, like any government media job, they got a first draft of this and said, nah, make the guy like put him on the, don't just put them sitting on the couch holding hands,

like put the white guy face down on the pillow. So he's not dominating the other one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, just look aggressive. Yeah. Yeah, we don't want to imply that the immigrant is the one taking it up the ass. Yeah, yeah. There's, yep, you nailed it.

Uh, yeah, okay. Here you go. Let's see what else I got. Good times. Women versus men on free speech, that ought to be good. I can't imagine what the difference probably equal, right? Men and women probably equally both support protecting free speech. And it's important

to both of the women understand, like inherently why speech and expression is necessary. And even if it's unpleasant. Yeah, especially when it's unpleasant actually. Male students, oh, this is from campuses, male students preferred protecting free speech over an inclusive and diverse society by a decisive 61% to 39%. There's 39% of men that said, no, please, God, damn it, female students took the opposite position. Oh, what? Favouring an inclusive diverse society over free speech by 64 to 35. Yeah.

See here. Does that seem right? It does seem right. It's 140,000 full-time first-year students at 180 colleges okay, so So so Elmery School and high school is just a total failure Then if they didn't get like if the government didn't train the the first rule that the government has into them, then what the hell else is the point of it? 41% of women identified themselves as liberal compared

to 30% of men. Oh wow, we won't. Okay, where's the speech part? Male students preferred protecting speech over an inclusive and diverse society. Is that okay? So I guess that's the, that's where we ended up with inclusion and diversity, right? Well, why is it a versus speech? Exclusive, though, because they are. That's what we all know that they are. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, they are, but I mean, I don't know. I don't know that they are. I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, they are, but I don't know. I don't know, but that's a matter of what you think.

That's what it is. That's what it is now. It's either, well, you've reached me a dream for diversity. Oh, man, that's, you gotta pick. That's a sad state of affairs. Yeah, yeah, it's sad. All right. Because there used to be, you know, honestly,

it's like people understood that hate speech was protected. You can't just like violence and do things like that, but it's like you have a right to say, in a peaceful manner, things that are deemed very unpleasant to most people. I'd like to say that. They don't though. Now, after Vito and I did that,

that we like jokes thing, we would go on shows and the hosts and Vito and I did that, that we like jokes thing, we would go on shows and the hosts and Vito would always say like, well, you know, not hate speech. And every single time I would go, wait, yes, absolutely hate speech. What are you talking about? What are we talking about, not hate speech? What's the point of this then? Yes, of course it's hate speech.

Yeah, yeah, it is protected. It has to be protected. Ah, see, here's one. Here's more from Germany. They got policemen walking around protesters with sticks that are six feet long to make sure that all the protesters stay six feet away from each other. Are you seeing this one? Can you see this video?

Six feet away from each other or six feet away from them? No, six feet away from each other. The police are above the law. They don't have this day. They could get in your face and do whatever they want. They have their holding the stick. They got to be able to walk around. It's like a Christian dance where you've got to keep your yes, it is your butt. Make way from the Holy Spirit. Bro, these fucking cops are walking around like they're holding two hands on six foot long sticks like they're walking a tight rope

and seeing if they could, seeing if they could swedged in people. So the protesters are all standing six feet away from each other just staring down. Oh my God, what a nightmare. What are they doing? What are the, I mean? What are the people protesting? I imagine they're protesting this.

I mean, if I had to guess whatever they were protesting is now a protest of this stick policy that they're doing. Yeah, you gotta be flexible in a protest. It starts as one thing. It was like an Occupy Wall Street, and then all of a sudden, it was factory farms you know, it was like an occupy Wall Street and then all of a sudden, you know, it was factory farms or, you know, a bunch of people just came with all my causes here too. Yeah, sure.

Yeah. What do you get? Yeah. Let's see what else I have here. Leather face, a leather face, black face, isn't that? What is this? A leather face video game. They're no longer letting you wear the people you kill.

Dead by daylight removes the ability for the Texas chainsaw massacres leather face to wear the victim's faces. Because people were wearing black people's faces. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, that's why. Oh, good. Just get no, no, there's no jokes. No jokes anymore. No, you can't have that. They should have just made it white when you put it on or asked you if you're, did some kind of a facial scan. Well, they're damned if they do and damned if they don't because if you say, okay, then only have white people in the game. Well, you can't do that. Well, you just can't wear anybody's face anymore. say, okay, then only have white people in the game. Well, you can't do that.

Well, you just can't wear anybody's face anymore. No, the face should just turn white when you put it on. Unless you've proven that you're black, but when you bought the game, you have to have some kind of certificate that you send in to prove. And then you can enjoy black elements of the game. Who's going to do that? They certainly don't want the authorities to have more information on them than they already do. Well, it's worth it if you wanna be wearing blackface.

Like you send your stuff, it's like voter ID but for video games, you could use, you could use, you could put the N word in your profile, you gotta get certified. You gotta be a certified black person with Xbox Live or something and then you could say different things. Next thing you know, it's, you know, the police calling up and they say, hey, you know, could you come down to the station, you, you could say different things. Next thing you know, it's, you know, the police calling up and they say,

hey, you know, could you come down to the station? You, you are fit a description. We got a few questions for you. Really. My voice. So I would guess. Okay. I got another survey.

Let me fire this up here. Democrats versus unvaccinated people. Did you see that kid get kicked out of Ronald McDonald's house for being... No. Oh, really? This is a good one. Ronald McDonald's house eviction. Yeah.

You know Ronald McDonald's house for like sick kids. Yeah, it's first right. They stayed there. They stayed there. Yeah, the Ronald McDonald House in Canada will evict all tenants, adults, and children over the age of five who are not vaccinated by the end of January.

Oh God. Ha ha ha ha ha. So this dad of a kid with leukemia is getting evicted from the Ronald McDonald house because he's not vaccinated. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha. That's just a, that's a PR disaster.

It has to be. And why, why? And why, fuck them. Oh, what's wrong with just getting, getting a little jab. A kid with a kemia. You can't get a little jab to keep your kid

in the Ronald McDonald's house. What's wrong with you? Oh, man, I mean, a bunch of sick kids in there. You're putting everybody at risk. And all the healthcare workers, you're putting us at risk. Well, but there's a lot of kids,

like I would guess if you have cancer, you probably have quite a compromised immune system. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, so I mean, that would probably be, you may not want to vaccinate them. I don't know what the, you know, there's some people in society who, you know,

can't, they're allergic to certain things or they are immune compromised and it's a higher risk for them, depends on what it is, but I don't know, but that's a bad look. Let's see, this is, Canada's crazy. While many voters have become skeptical about the blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah, okay. Here's the survey.

50% of voters favor the vaccine mandates on large companies. 30, 30 people strongly favorite, 50% are opposed, wow, including 40% are strong. So it's split down the middle. I guess that shouldn't be surprising, huh? Yeah. No matter who's in office, about 50% hate them, right? I want to see the fines, though, the fines and the penalties. Yeah, here we go. The even split blah blah blah. 22. And many Democrats would support even harsher measures, including fines for Americans who won't get the vaccine. Does it say exactly though? I can't find punished. The punishments are crazy. 14% of Republicans favored criminal punishment of vaccine critics.

Wow. Oh yeah, here we go. Half of Democrats think federal and state governments should be able to find or imprison individuals who publicly question the efficacy of the existing vaccines on social media, television, radio, or in any online digital publication.

Bro, 48%. Thank you should be able to find or in prison anybody who questions if the vaccines are good or working. Questions it. So if I get vaccinated and then I get COVID and say, hey, maybe this maybe this vaccine that kind of sucks. Prison under that, under that verbiage. Yeah, I mean, you know, sure, it's a case by case, but that's, yeah, no, no, you can't,

that's not good. I mean, that's, that's a lot of people half of Democrats. Thank you, should be able to find or, or skip the fines, just go straight to person. That's, that's what I'm, yeah, that's what I'm, yeah. Why? I can't believe, I can't believe it's as high as 14% for Republicans. That's fucking crazy. Yeah.

These people, man, they do not deserve, they do not deserve the freedoms they have. Those half of Democrats, that's out, that's outrageous. Well, some people are so willing to give away somebody else's freedoms. Yeah. Um, Callie, 75, favorite government still requires us. I don't know. What if most, what if it's, what if mostly black people were questioning the vaccine now? Oh, you're starting to get into, uh, then what? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, don't think for a minute that won't be treated a little different because it will. Oh, I mean, I'm not the one that's sending everybody to prison for it. It depends on groups. You know, yeah, it's, it gets the, the uber PC, you know, it gets sticky.

It brings up new questions where it's like a certain group can have an opinion that has been considered very unpopular or bigoted or something. And if it's, if it's somebody, if it's an oppressed group, then, you know, there's, you're getting a pass. I can't believe it. In the past in some ways, I can't believe it's 50, I can't believe it's 50%. That's a lot. That means half of the Democrats I know support this. Yeah, I guess so. I'm going

to have to, I'm going to have to shoot about'm gonna ask questions later. Ugh. Okay, here's, see, here's another one. I'm gonna do some fat watch. Foundations poured 23 billion into racial equity non-profits in 2020, in 2021 after spending three billion in the 10 years leading up to that. Yeah, yeah. So the last two years, they've dumped 23 billion into racial equity non-profits.

I can say business foundations, like foundation out of foundations, Activision foundations. Okay. 23 billion versus, so they've 10 times their money in the last two years to racial equity. Has things been getting more racially equitable? I don't know. Has literally anything got better since BLM started? Because it doesn't

seem like it. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if that money will show dividends down the road or not. I mean, it's like two years. what are you going to do? You're not going to see, it's like, you know, you know, turning a huge cruise ship. Takes a minute. Oh, you think it, so you think this might turn out good later. I mean, dumping all this money into it. It seems to say it's, I think it might be, maybe it, I mean, it might not get you that much in, in returns. You know, and it's like, how much are you, are you, is some of the money just wasted out into the ether, you know, but it's like, is it spent on making murals, like painting murals on the ground and making white and black people hate each other? Well, that's the death of the king of control.

Is it spent on things that are actually effective or is it spent on things that make certain people feel good? Yeah. Or feel bad. Or that. or is it spent on things that make certain people feel good? Yeah, or feel bad. Or that? Are they just spending all of this money continuously making people feel bad so they have to keep dumping money into these stupid...

Well, and there would be... That would be the angle for the scam. Yeah, okay, let's do fat watch. That's enough. That's better. That watch, today, and that news. Oh, it's the head of the year. That watch.

See what I got today. Do you see this, Sean? Yo. I visited a psychic who told me I would die if I didn't lose weight. Um, wow. Good. Look at the, that's the same woman. Yes, that's the same woman.

At her heaviest, at her heaviest, Rebecca Wilkinson tipped the scales and over, oh nice editorializing here, tipped the scales at over 300 pounds, but she made drastic changes when a psychic told her she would die. Is that the secret that we've been missing all this time? We've got to bring... It's where it comes from. Where the message comes from. We got to start taking these brods to psychics.

To predict, they're going to lose, to predict that in a totally unrelated way, they're going to die unless they drop about 200 pounds. Yeah, she's gonna die not of a weight-related illness, but it's like it is. You'll be hit by a train unless you lose weight. And obese women flew to Turkey to have a part of her stomach removed before losing 230 pounds.

After a psychic predicted, she would die without drastic action. Wow. What did the psychic say she would die of? I don't see it. Oh my God, look, they got a full, Momo. Momo.

She from Tonga? She said, oh, he, the psychic was a man. What a hero. So she walked into the psychic and he said, oh, he, the psychic was a man. What a hero. So she walked into this psychic and he said, oh, I'm gonna tee this one up for, I'm gonna really lay this whale out. I was desperate after years of trying. During my visit to his psychic, he scared me into action.

He said he saw no life for me on the cards. He said, do what it takes, go to the extreme or you will die. What if she was a doctor and thought he was a psychic? She accidentally went to a doctor and said, are you a psychic and the doctor was just saying normal things. Well, you're very dangerously overweight. Yeah. You got to do something.

So if you have, if you go to the doctor, that's phyphobic, and the doctor brings in a psychic to kind of add on to what he's saying or give it a different color. That's medicine. That's called medicine. Do what it takes, go to the extreme. The weight has fallen off after having my stomach removed. give it a different color. That's, that's it. That's called medicine. Do what it takes. Go to the extreme. The weight is falling off after having my stomach removed. It's turned my

well over to match it. So that's right. That's right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Doing that face too. Yeah. Oh, are you sure you wish to exit? No.

Okay, let's see what else we got on. Yeah. Thanks. There you go guys. That's a happy story. Yeah, if your wife, well, she'll gain it back. She's gonna stretch out what's left of her stomach. They always do, man.

Plus size model asked to cover up during bikini shoot and Las Vegas Hotel hits out at body shame. Oh, boy, her Instagram name is Glitter and lasers. Okay. She was asked to cover up. Plusized model and blogger claims she was told to cover up by hotel staff during a bikini photo shoot. Uh-huh. Anna O'Brien who runs a popular lifestyle blog called Glitter and Lasers. Wow. Lasers is a little intense, industrial. Right?

Wanted a dramatic background for the photo. She found the perfect setting in a Las Vegas hotel, because there's only one wide enough. She contacted the hotel to get permission, and the staff said it was fine. But after just five minutes, a security guard came over and asked her to cover up. Oh! What the hell is wrong with that guy taking five minutes? Yeah!

Look, you can see the crack in the tile where she's standing. You can see it cracked like a meteor is hitting. It was imported marble. That's gonna be a bill. Look at this. She had to find a background this dramatic. Cause no, it also looked at the background for any. Oh my God, dude.

This is art. This is like Macabre Nileist art piece. My God. And the bathing suit that she's wearing looks like a scat. A spenicre. She's standing in front, she's standing in a marble tile floor with archways behind her going back to infinity. Looks like the, I don't know, the shops at the Venetian

or something like that. Could be. She's wearing a bikini print that looks like it has a wire. urine stains all over it or blood stains. Looks like scabs all over. She's wearing. Oh. Okay.

She says, I find it ironic that I've taken photos in swimsuits all over the world. And when she means all over the world, she means all over at once. And the one place I was told, the one place I was told to cover up was Las Vegas. Well, yeah, because it's a family place now. That's a family place. I mean, it was, you know, when the mob ran everything, it was way better. Uh, because people want to gamble. They want to win there.

They don't want to see the sure thin girls and thongs and pastier better. Because people want to gamble, they want to win there. They don't want to see. Sure, thin girls and thongs and pasty are a-okay. Yes. So is this person somebody? I mean, she's got a following I take it, right? She's a couple people, I think. She's like, I've taken pictures. A million followers, bro.

A million followers. Wow. Oh, I was told to cover up. Sure, thin girls and thongs and pasties are okay. Yeah. What do you, what do you not get about that? You go see a psychic. You can come up.

But a plus girl in a full coverage suit, a bitch they don't even make a full coverage suit at your side. Plus, that's multiplication. If your belly button looks like a vagina, you're no longer covering. Yeah. Yeah.

Trying to take an epic editorial shot. Now, that's just too much. Jokes on them though. I've already gotten the perfect photo. There's a number of adjectives I'd used to describe this photo and perfect is not one of them. The pushback. Why is she have sunglasses on?

So she doesn't want you to focus on her face. Because she's generating so much heat and light. My size, it attracts all the light in the area. Whoa. Does she have more? No, no, no, whoops. That's what she's done to do. She's done to do things.

Yeah. Good outta here. Oh my God, glitter in the sassy storyteller. Oh my God. Oh. Oh, come on. Come on with the schoolgirl outfit. Uh, do you see this one? Oh, it's not letting me open it.

Oh, well, I don't see the school girl one. No. I saw the giant pink pig, though. Yeah, glitter and lasers. Okay. Well, check that out if you want to throw up. Um, and then I got one more. The future, oh, the future of fitness.

So that looks pretty probably like at home, smart mirrors where you work out remotely with people and track your progress and stuff, oh, no, it's not. Self the future of fitness with Jessam and Stanley announcing of our 2022 fitness advisory board. The relentless reality of anti-fatness and fitness. What's she on the board? She is the board. She is the board. Self, the future of fitness.

I don't know, why do they want to take fitness so bad? I don't know, but I've thought about that. It's a redefine what is fit. It's this is very unhealthy. Yeah. Okay. You got to. I don't you can't you can say it isn't all you want. It doesn't change anything. You got a fat woman. You got like a woman who's so fat that you got no more like body parts

other than a torso, other than like a bean bag torso, lifting her leg up, pretending to using gym equipment for perhaps the first time lying on a mat. From a preschool. Yeah. So, still kids would play with giant shakes. And she got any quotes in here. It's time to break free of a limited view. Is she going to need quotes in here? It's time to break free of a limited view. Yeah, break free from the limited view she said in between bites of chicken. The future of fitness. Cool. Well, there you go. All right, that's fat watch.

Fat watch today in that news. Okay. Maybe we need a different name for what fitness actually is. Sure, it's not that anymore. No, it's definitely not that anymore. Okay, here we go. Some comments.

Joseph Boback has, I'll read it next week. Clayton says, Australian PM translates English to English. Jesus Christ, what a buffoon. And then he links to it here. Let me load this up for you. This is the Australian PM. The Australian PM, Mark McGowan, deploys an indigenous aide to translate English to English,

okay? Oh, that's a bad look already. Okay, we've got a white guy in a suit, like a politician looking guy, and then there's Aboriginal woman. This looks like she's wearing a shirt for the first time or looks like somebody else put it on while she was sleeping. Those stylish glasses though.

I mean those frames weren't cheap. Highly-class glasses. Let's see what this odd couple is up to. There we go. Porting message to keep Aboriginal people safe. And again, message. A probably important one to keep everybody safe one. Ah. Ah.

Are you fucking getting me? She do that the whole time. Why did she take so long? To translate that. Well, it's not her first language Which English or Aboriginal should she pick up Aboriginal on a fucking Rosetta stone or something? Well, she had to translate it in her head and then translate it back. She had to translate. This is an important message to keep Aboriginal people safe into that mess. Yeah, into Aboriginal. And then back into English.

Okay, let's hear what else. Let's see where the message is. You can die from the corona or get really sick. Okay. You can like pass away from this corona. Or you can get really sick one. She's improving upon his, I love this so much. How is this not blackface?

Like, can you just carry around a little appal with you? Can you hire yourself? You're gonna get really sick from Corona? Yeah. Are you gonna die? Oh, hey, you're gonna get really sick from Corona? Yeah. You're gonna die? Oh, hey, you're gonna get you die? You get a sick from Corona. Amazing translation. Okay, let's hear more. It's time to get the Corona needle to keep people and country strong. Again, he time to get them just needles, lunga corona, to keep him but all the people in country

probably a strong one. He's all serious too the whole time. Do you think he's thinking what the hell are we doing? I thought she was going to speak aboriginal. Oh, yeah, because it's not like different enough. Is this basically what he's saying in a dumb accent, like said poorly? Uh, yeah. That's what you think.

Um, am I getting, yeah, there we go. Let me make sure the whole thing centered. Uh, I love this. This is, oh, I did too. This is great. This is like pigeon, but real life. I know. It's just going to say that.

Right? Okay. Here? Okay. The corona needle will protect kids. Why is he saying it like that? Is that what they say? The corona needle, they don't just say vaccine. Well, I mean, do they say like, you know, before you go to school, you have to get your needles?

I think we would know that. I don't know, you know, over here, like we say, like you got, you know, you got to get your shots. Your dog has to get shots. Like we know they're vaccines, but you call shots. They call them an edels. I don't know. That's just my speculation.

I had to call the Dachshaws, Wazler. All right. To all people, man and women. Well, did you have a growner, Needle? Gotta keep him. She's reading, She's reading something. No. That was a safe one.

For all the kids and for all the men and women. Many people around the world have already had the needle. Big more people all around the world than already get them about their needle. She's making it up, right? That's not a language. Well, no, she's speaking English, but is it to give some credibility? Like, is she like an Aboriginal leader? It's like she's speaking specifically to Aboriginals who are mistrusting of the pride

in this. Why don't you just have her then? Why do they have this asshole like saying it? That was my next question. And why is she translating it on the fly? Or is she translating it on her? He could introduce her, have her say her piece or read her piece and then say, thank you very much. And not look like such a complete jackass.

I got a very important message. Here you go, honey, will you tell them all about the coronavirus? I'm sure I don't need to tell you what to say, right? Because we've been hearing this shift for like two and a half years now. So, hand your reading. Hand your reading. Somebody wrote... It is free and it's safe. The young, that needle blocker owner, he free one and he's safe one.

Okay. If you're worried that that's hiring was in the video or medical center or go to Even a worrying butt talk like yours one clinic. We call long a hospital place or two. Get them some roll up. Longer internet. Okay. So get your needle now. All right. Stay strong.

Thank you. So you will have to get them that needle and stay probably strong one. And thank you. I think she's adding stuff. Yeah. I think she's adding stuff. There's no way that was that you needed proper strong in there. Okay, well, that's cool.

Get the message out, I guess, anyway. Spam acts as COVID weight loss, COVID weight gain loss. Drew Dakinchon, the new episode, statistics on weight gain during COVID really hit close to home. When the pandemic started, I was a sophomore in college. I began working full time from home, along with continuing my college education. I was in my apartment room, 24, seven, and gained,

somewhere around 35 pounds. Jesus. Sure. Because I was doing nothing but sitting in a chair, working and eating my weight and food. Yeah, easy to do. By March 2021, I was 5'10, 265. Whoa.

Depressed and had absolutely no energy to do anything your weight loss contest. Changed that, I've gone from 265 to 205 and have 30 more pounds to go. Well, I may have lost my last two years of college through the pandemic. You sure help me regain some happiness in my life. Thank you and go fuck yourself.

Oh, good. Don't ever get that fat again. Yeah. Yeah, good advice. Advice not finding a bar. Hey, Dekuja, can I get some pro tips on finding a bar worth a damn. Bar worth bars have never been my scene. So I need help with criteria.

What the fuck? Go ahead and we're gonna say. You know, the internet is pretty useful for bars in your area. Yeah. Probably see pictures, see what kind of clientele goes to your bar. What kind of criteria do you need for your bar? I mean, I don't know.

He seems like he needs some specifics. He doesn't seem to like bars, but he feels like he could if he was at the right bar. I don't like bars, but how should I find one? I just really want to meet people. Bars all feel the same to me unless we're talking a high class cocktail lounge. What is that a high class cocktail lounge? Thanks and give my smooches to Sean. PS, what's the easiest way to send you liquor?

I actually don't know that. The sender requires someone to sign for it on delivery or else they won't deliver. I don't know if that's true. People have sent liquor to the PO box before. Cheers, ask. I really don't believe you that you want to meet people. I think that the word you're looking for was women. I really want to meet people. I don't know that people are going to bars because they want to meet other people or they want to meet people. I don't know that people are going to bars

because they want to meet other people or they want to be bothered with your hot takes on with your uncomfortable hot takes and why you're at a bar or the world at large. They just want to go there to drink, which doesn't seem like you want to do. So go ahead. I mean, I was going to say they go there. It's you don't, yeah,

you go there to drink and meet women or you go there with people who you already know. Yeah. Like a group of friends. So it's like you're not going to meet just people. Like you're not looking for just like friends in a bar. I don't know. It's not like it's not a bookstore for it's not daycare. First thing you do is develop a crippling alcohol addiction and then it'll work itself out. Then the right bar will appear to you

and it will happen to be the one that's closest to your house. Exactly, that's true. That's how to find a good bar. A high class cocktail lounge, I don't know what those even look like. As far as high class cocktail lounges are usually 95% full of Middle Eastern men pretending to have fun dancing with each other. I don't know, I guess maybe the occasional horror will show up, but I don't think bars are for meeting people.

I think they're for drinking. Get with my ex, Moxie Haydick, longtime fan, love the show. I was wondering if getting in a relationship that ended in a mutual splitting because of circumstance worth rehashing. Okay. I went out with this woman for a summer while ago.

Is this written in Aboriginal? Is this? No, we're just gonna say. I went out with this woman for a summer while ago. Is this written in Aboriginal? No, it was just gonna say, yeah. It was great. It felt like strong love was fun. Jesus Christ. It's gotta be for what's the name? It's gotta be something more. Moxie.

Oh, okay. I can't tell anything from that. Summer ended. We split. She went to another part of the country. It was sad. Life went on. Years later, many shroom trips later, a couple weeks ago. I got to meet this guy.

What's going on? A couple weeks ago, I gained enough confidence, opened the conversation pipeline open. What? Going good so far, conversations aren't barren anyway. It's text to speech. Like, in a... Maybe it is.

Maybe this is how people talk these days. He's spelled barren wrong as well. Anyway, is this a good thing? Are my going down a path I've already encountered? Maybe don't use this on the show. This is a really autistic thing to do. I mean, bro, your grammar is just, wait a minute, right?

Your grammar's just fucking atrocious. You have got, forget dealing with other people. This is, I mean, this is hooked on phonics. Level bad. Right. You're not gonna make it. And this is how you're constructing emails. If it takes you effort to write in a way

that's less difficult to understand than this, you need to go back to kindergarten and start over because you are not gonna make it. This is totally unacceptable. This is a totally unacceptable way to express yourself in any, in any, in any, in any form, especially writing, totally unacceptable. Start over, do it again, learn some basic sentence structure. Don't reject sentence structure like it's like, it's like it's your oppressor. It's your friend. Learn how to use it.

Your texts should be much better than that. This is, yes. This is, this is horrible. But it might, it might work if she's also a stroke victim. You're not ready. You're not ready for a relationship or a rehashing of a relationship. You need to work on, you need to work on your grammar. Capitalize, okay, capitalize things. The beginning of the sentence, capitalize it, your phone does it for you.

I know your phone does it for you, so you're either going back and undoing it out of spite. No need for multiple question marks. I bet he wasn't expecting this answer. What are you expecting when you write like this? Okay, real lucid losing my job. Hey, Dickenshine, I'm 23. I've been working at an aerospace manufacturing company for the past four years, but due to

COVID, the manufacturing industry here is taking a huge hit and my company is shutting down the plant and outsourcing all the work to Mexico. We were all given our last days and mine is June 1st. To try to keep us around, they're giving us retention bonuses and mine is about 5 grand, which we'll get tax at 42% and only end up being about 3 grand. Okay, being 23, I don't have much of a savings account,

but I do have a decent 401k for someone my age. I mean, what? What's a, if you have a 401k of 23, about $20,000, oh my God. My question for you guys is should I close out my 401k and pay the tax penalty or just move the money to another investment account? Usually you can transfer money to another investment account.

Usually you can transfer it to another. Yeah, that's not how I can't control my case work, bud. I know that after paying everything, I'll only end up about 12,000 back, but with losing my job, I could use the money to pay rent and bills for six months with it. Well, I mean, I guess it depends what kind of how hard is your position that you're doing.

So he wants to have cash. I mean, has it gotten bad yet or is it, is it, is it that bad? He wants to have cash in case he needs cash. Jesus Christ. I also know the younger you start investing, the more time is has to compound, but I'm not sure what's more important. Keeping my investments for my future or having a nice cushion to fall back on

if I can't find a job when I get laid off in six months. I mean, bro, it's, God, if you want the best thing to have right now is cash. Are you kidding? It was inflation hitting 7% and chicken wings, chicken wings getting cut from 10 to 8. The best place to have all your money is just a shitload of pile of cash that's depreciating it seven percent a year

instead of an instead of in the casino of the stock market so i have a long email but no one in my life knows anything about financial security so i figured you guys were my best bet i don't care if you read this on the show uh... cashing your 401k. What are you talking about? Alan Berry, Greenland travel advice. How do you get this on the show? Please call me Roy. Besides buying the shirt, how many other ways can I fuck the system before I move from Canada to Greenland? Anyways, I can do this so my friends can profit too. Why would you want to help your friends if you're going to kill yourself?

They're probably the reason you're doing it. I'm going to just go on record just discouraging you from moving to Greenland. But yeah. Thanks for your time, Roy. Wow, get one over on the system before you kill yourself. Um, God, I you should, you should probably go to, go to college, get a, get a law degree, spend a lot of time in like pro bono, legal work, work your way into the system, be a, a DA or a prosecutor or some kind of high profile defense attorney and then use that or go into the military and go into the Air Force or something and go in that way.

But then use that to leverage your way into politics, run for office, assemblyman or you're in Canada so you'd be a PM or something like that. Work your way up to, work your way up to the very top, start a nuclear program. I mean, I don't think just Canada have nukes. I would think so. Do they, they have access to new, let's just Canada nuclear power.

So they could get a hold of some, you know. They don't want to be caught holding. But you know, they know where to get them. Nuclear capabilities. This is important for my suicide advice. Got it. Canada does not have nuclear chemical. Okay.

So once you're the PM in Canada, you got to start a nuclear program. Okay. Make some kind of deal with Iran. I don't know. Get nukes going and then as soon as you get them, shoot them at the Federal Reserve. That's, oh, what was that? Excellent. That's the best way. That's, oh, what was that? Excellent. That's the best way, that's the best,

that's the only way you could get, you could fuck over the system before you kill yourself. Might take you while. So you probably best bet is to live healthy, exercise four or five times a week. So your heart doesn't give out right at the last, right when you get it going. It's gonna take like 80 years.

Yeah, you're gonna need to be at least 70, 75, you know, on the low side. Yeah, I mean, you're gonna wanna live healthy and clean, don't do any drugs, probably you're probably gonna want to marry for what looks good for your political career. Yeah. But you definitely don't wanna keel over at the 99 yard line. Right.

Otherwise, I don't think there's really anything you can do to fuck the system over. No, do all of that and buy the shirt. If I buy, yeah, buy the shirt first. Buy the shirt first, so we know you're serious. Okay, that's probably enough advice. There was a, if there's a Maddox video, I don't know if you were in the mood to watch that, Sean,

but Maddox has asked me that. Maddox it release two videos this year? No, I am. He, he, he, he, he tread some new territory with his latest one. Mm, boy, constantly pushing boundaries. Yeah, it's about how I'll read it to you. Pushing the boundaries of sanity. Okay, he's got two videos so far this year. Counterpoint, we need to destroy Earth faster. Oh, this is, he's trying to go back to the old Maddox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And second video that was just out is,

I took a child development test and the results won't shock you. Huh. I guess he's better than kids. Well, or he's, you know, retarded three-year-old. Yeah. Uh, I don't which one do you think? Well, the child development test peaks my interest. Okay, let's watch. Let's watch that one. Because my prediction is that he's going to completely misunderstand something. Yeah. And it's going to make him look like an idiot.

Okay, this is a- No, that makes you more of an immature kid. Oh my God. Yeah, my favorite part whenever Maddags releases a new video is the people who say, oh, okay, I got a chuckle out of this one, not gonna lie. Oh, sure hope. I sure hope those acts is on his shirt, don't have heads on the other end

because it looks suspiciously like a swastika. Oh, you think so? He's wearing a little swastika shirt there. I mean, it's a little sass, isn't it? All right, let's see. I took a child development test and the results won't shock you. Oh, seven minutes. Oh my God.

Vio said he liked this one. He said it four times. I presume because he wanted me to react to it, but he said he liked it. He laughed at it. I've said this for years, but people have criticized me for it. I suspect it's because they have a problem

with how smart and intellectual I am. Oh, he really is going back to the... So I've decided to prove it by finding an objective measure to test myself against kids and settle the debate once and for all. Am I smarter than your kids? Once and for all, the only debate, he's the only one all. Am I smarter than your kids? Once and for all, the only debate, he's the only one debating. Am I smarter than kids?

I don't think you are, yes I am. What age does this stop being funny? That I'm smarter than kids. 20 years ago. 20 years ago, I took tests devised by the child development psychologist, Gene Piaget, Jean Piaget, Jean Piaget. The test range from spatial reasoning to counting,

hide and seek and object permanence. The result won't shock you. All right, well, let's see. They're dumb as hell. I've said this for years, but people have criticized me for it. I suspect it's because they have a problem with how smart and intellectual I am.

So I decided to prove it by finding an objective measure to test myself against kids and settle the debate once and for all. Am I smarter than your kids? Welcome to the best show in the universe, I'm Maddox. Did you know that kids can be really dumb, but also huge, stupid idiots? I've told people for years about how much smarter

I am than kids, but occasionally I'll encounter a doubter. So in the spirit of scientific inquiry, I set out to find an objective measure of child development and cognition for the second time in children to see how I compare. The psychologist, John P.J. tested groups of children in the 50s and 60s to determine their cognitive ability and whether or not they're able to do tasks like this.

Info, Jesus fucking Christ, dude, just do the tests. The comments are the best part. Let me load up some of these comments. These are fans. The mags went through and clicked love on all of them. So his little heart thing is there. The Santiago, the worst part is that I used to be a baby, but I saw the truth after years of hard work.

What? These are people who enjoyed this or leave in comments. Then they're, I think they're trying to make jokes or something. I don't understand that comment. Oh, they get better. Your intellectual moon says your intellectual superiority over these children is volcanically entertaining, nicely done, and then a clap emoji and a brain emoji. Fractal boy, I'm so, so embarrassed. I ever used to be a kid. What a bloody disgrace. I'm willing to bet Maddox is faster and stronger than these kids to what's wrong with these people? Um, big no of cannot believe this guy's been making me laugh for 20 years.

Maddox is king. Oh, that's fine. Or just cannot believe this guy's been making me laugh for 20 years. I finally wise, I'm going to kill myself. Uh, it's just some damn ginger. That's not how sticks work. Quote is probably my favorite quote of 2022. So if I, Jesus Christ. All right, let's get back to it. Boy, I'm sure he's heard so many memorable quotes from 2022, right?

Yeah, okay. Here's more, here's some more background information for this fucking video. Abstract thoughts. I am nothing if not a master of abstraction, so I'm going to put my money where my mouth is and prove it. These tests range from counting to spatial reasoning and object permanence. Anyone with eyes can tell that I'm obviously a mega-mind, so I suspect that I'll be blowing these kids out of the water.

The first test is called the pre-operational test, where we'll be determining the levels of like, little bit of the trans woman. His speech is starting to fall apart. I think he make up over that Gorbachev thing on his head, too. Yeah. I can't see it. Maybe you got that thing lasered off for something. Uh, okay, here we go.

Like that was holding him back. Glass. Can you look at these two glasses? Do you think that they have the same amount of juice? Yes. Now we're going to pour this juice into this glass. Now do you think that this glass has more juice? This glass has more juice?

Or do you think that they have the same amount? That would have to be more. This one has more. Wrong. They're the same that they have the same amount? That would have to be more. This one has more. Wrong. They're the same. It's the same amount of liquid. What a sucker. The next test is a counting test.

Does this real have more quarters? Oh, God. Does this have more quarters or are they the same? I think they're the same. They're the same. Crenize doing a... Was that a rag? What was that thing he put on his head?

Is that a dish towel or something? Oh, I was. Oh, I was. Don't you have like a, like a handkerchief or something for that joke? You have a whole dish towel? Like, hey, hey, George, get back, hey, that GMC needs to be dried off.

Oh, why did, why did he have to go for a dish rag? It's like something you pull out of your pocket, like a handkerchief. Dan has that for the dishes and he also uses it to shower. Yeah, is this the only towel? Does he not have a cleanx or something? X or something? What is like bathroom sets or for suckers? Oh, what an odd prop. Okay. 15,000 views this has got.

Is he used to get like half a million views? What are you post this? Um, 14th, so a couple days ago. Oh, a couple days, yeah. Yeah, so it's done. All right, here we go. Dish rag, dish rag, the dishrag prop. Crap.

Now, does this real have more quarters? Does this real have more quarters? Or are they the same? Ooh, the same. That one has more quarters. Nope, they're the same, fool. That one has more quarters? Yeah. Why does that one has more quarters? Yeah.

Why does that have more quarters? He cuts it. She's stretched out. Wrong. Sorry. The only thing being stretched here is the truth. Nice try, bro. Next is the Graham cracker test.

Okay. You think that we shared those fairly? No, that's clearly bullshit. She got two and you got one. No, you have two and one. Wow, I'm impressed, this kid might actually be a genius. Well what if we try this? Now is it fair?

Yeah. No. They can't be both, has two. Okay, that's not how it works. See, if you only have one gram cracker and she has two, then she splits yours in half, that's not how it works. See, if you only have one gram cracker and she has two, then she splits yours in half. That's not giving you any more. I don't know.

He had to explain it. Yeah. That's the first time that autism came through. Uh, um, yeah, we know. We know. I don't get it. I don't get this, uh, I don't get this style of humor, I guess. I'm gonna have to have words with veto for like this. Yeah. Without fail, someone who,

whenever one of these videos comes out, some, some shithead will come in and say it was objectively funny every time. And okay, I think that I think you how to measure that you well, I mean, obviously, obviously, you can't. But I think you have to be capable of saying that to like whatever this humor is. Right. Right. Otherwise, if you it's a question of your taste, yeah, it's hard for me to explain, but there's there's something wrong with people who say the phrase, okay, that was objectively

funny. Like, I really hate them. And there's something wrong with them, but I think that's who the summers for. There's a lot of them. Heumert's not objective. It's not one of those things. No. You would say objectively about.

No, okay, this is, it's only been two minutes and 50 seconds. I guess there's some kind of volcano test in it that's funny, but. It's like taking a car and saying, hey, you want two cars? And then splitting it in half, here we go. The next test is the observation test. This one can be tricky because it requires casual observation.

Can you tell me what you see when you look at that point? There's a volcano. There's a volcano diorama and some kids saying that he sees it. Yes, anything else? Diorama and some kids saying that he sees it. Mm-hmm. I'm a cat. Yes, anything else? A cat? A treat.

Yeah. Can you tell me what you see when you look at it from that stool? A owl. An owl? Yes, and... So this kid's moving around at Volcano Diorama and saying what he sees on the different sides

of the volcano. Right, except the volcano. Yeah, I presume this test is to see if they can imagine that the other person sees other things on the other side that are hidden. Yeah. Okay, let's see. Owl, anything else?

Uh, a goat? Yes, a goat. Anything else? Anything volcano-ish? Can you, is there anything else you see? Yeah, right there. Right there, what is that? A volcano! It's right there, it's a volcano!

Oh, a tree. Can you tell me what I see when I look at this? For more, I'm sitting right here. A volcano! L. No, I mean, yes, but no. Okay, I can't. I'm out. You're out. Yeah, that's it. That's enough. How far do we make it? Three minutes, 52 seconds. Not bad. Not bad. Not too bad. Okay, you don't do voice mail, Sean. Sure. Alright, thanks for calling in. Yeah. See if anyone works to play with me next weekend. I think Johnny can come in next weekend.

He got already been, that's been a big show. Patreon or Com slash, that's a big show. She needs Tuesday. Road rage tickets. I'll put them up on Patreon as soon as I can, as soon as I sign the contract. It's between two spots, but it's definitely gonna be March 5th.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Uh. Okay, this one might be, I'm going to have to turn the volume down for a second. Hey, Dickish, Sean. Mike and Ohio, here's what I've got for a race today. The whole mom bot bullshit. It plays everybody forgets what a fucking milk is. Mother I'd like to fuck.

Now, I mean, teens are more my style, but big titted mouth. Okay. Kind of a thing. Thanks for fuck yourself. Yeah. Sure. Mama, I don't think the point of the mom bot is the fucking, I think is just congratulating women for doing nothing. For being out of shape. Yeah, for being out of shape. He's just congratulating women for doing nothing. For being out of shape. Yeah, for being out of shape. That's a long con. That's their stupid long con for the dead bots

and stay one. Okay, here we go. Hey, Dick, hey, John. Yep. I've got a rage for you. Okay. A fat woman. Okay. It women. Okay.

It's 242 in the morning. I drove about 30 minutes away from my house to meet some girl from a dating app. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The herd being fat. Uh, well, I just, I was a dog. I was that frit.

Oh, my god. Oh, fuck. I'm pretty short to my five five. She's five eight. So you're both disappointed. And how comes it's just away. Oh, man. I don't know. She's just sat in the passenger seat and I was just on the whole car tip to her. Obviously we both felt a little silly.

Like the front stones. In control of my weight. You know, not Pat. Here she is. Pat. So, anyways, did you see that same height interview thing? That was a lot of shit. Huh? Go fuck yourself, dick. Yeah, same height was great.

Oh, man. What a horrible feeling. Oh, God. Well, and he knew he said all signs point to I know and they always do. They're always so many fucking signs, but we still hope There's so many signs, but but there's also women also do so much annoying and wrong shit It's impossible to reconcile the signs with reality. You keep telling you that you know like ah god But it's also it's a woman. She's doing all these shady stuff

and all this retarded shit. Obviously she's fat, but damage is still a woman. So she could, maybe she's just fucking up. A lot of things, she's also crazy. I also already know she's crazy. And then all the skinny women are online all the time talking about how fat they are for attention. So they fuck this, oh shit.

Of my knocked over thing. What you knock over? I knocked over the headphone amp. Oh. So the skinny women are also hurting us. The skinny women are hurting men by being performatively fat. But God, there are signs, there are those signs that you cannot ignore.

Sorry that happened to you, buddy. I did see the Sam Heide thing. Sam Heide tricked Idubs into coming out and gaslighting him into this whole adventure into this documentary that he did and then Idubs never did. It seemed like Idubs just wanted a sandbag Sam Hyde for some stupid, some stupid comp slight

he had against him like seven years ago. I don't know, it was weird. It was embarrassing for Idubs. It's always petty shit that leads to these, you know, it's petty shit and then Idubsbs was telling I dobs was doing the Sam hide interview. And he kept asking Sam like to be real. It's like, bro, what do you think you're like Barbara Walters here? Cause your girlfriend has an only fans like what the fuck is wrong with you?

And then I dobs just bailed Sam hide released all the footage in his hilarious. Uh, okay. Let's see here. Hey, Dick, you know what makes me rage? For the past year now, the mainstream media has been hyping up Joe Rogan as the worst thing to have happened to public health. He's smoking, right? Yeah. Same company that at the time McDonald's comes out with the Nick Reb again, they'll run a story. Oh man, it's coming to the farmers' view. You gotta get it. You gotta try and then that's too. You go out and laugh off whatever dog meat sandwich McDonald's puts out. The same companies that for the past 25 years have been giving Oprah Winfrey a

show to trick grandma into thinking that soy milk and iodine is the only thing you need to cure your thyroid. The same company that have been telling us that Dr. Phil is a real doctor that is dedicated to helping people to helping people. I think he's stretching all this. I love it. It's true. That's 15 years now. Nobody thinks Dr. Phil's a real doctor.

Dr. Joe, to trick boomers into buying metabolism boosters, yeah, those companies are telling us that Joe Rogan is the biggest big. Biggest big. That's right. Absolutely. Absolutely. I absolutely love your guys' show. Peace piece. It's huge.

Let me run it in on a little secret. What? They get a lot of money from some companies. Joe Rogan doesn't give him any money. Joe Rogan doesn't give him any money. Yeah, but, well, I mean, he's saying, but it just removes all the, it, it, it, it, it negates their argument completely. They're pretending that they're, they, so they suddenly, they suddenly have the ability to call out what they see as harm to public health, but they never seem to when they're actively doing it, which they're doing all the time.

Because they're getting money. Well, yeah, so why should, so why should anyone believe them now? I'm like, oh, okay. You have to always look for where you're compromised. Why might they be easier? It's like, you know, it's like, but okay, you know that like, you know that like equipment manufacturers

who advertise in like guitar magazines, they're always gonna get glowing product reviews. That's just been that way since it came. It's like, yeah, you advertise, you don't fight the hand that feeds you. It's like, of course, this PV piece of shit amp is the best thing since sliced bread. Yeah, so the 10 Agrippa advertising.

So the $10 billion that the pharmaceutical industry gives them to advertise, How does that play into their criticism of Joe Rogan? How to imagine heavily. I mean, yeah, could be. Yeah. I mean, if they're doing everything to get ad money and they're getting, it makes the world go around. Yeah. It's just, it has been, it's a little tiresome how Joe Joe Rogen is like always. Oh my God, you're never gonna guess what Joe Rogan's like What did he say you have to lose weight? Like is that what he said? Did he bring a psychic on his show that said women are fat and that's the problem Did he try to that he take some kind of medicine that you don't want him to take? Like what the fuck is your problem?

You guys sell death constantly. You guys, you guys would be shilling the, the healthiest type of cigarettes you could, unless it was illegal. If it was still legal to still cigarettes, you'd be, you'd be shitting on Joe Rogan between cigarette ads. So go fucking kill yourselves. Uh, okay... here we go hey dick you know it makes me a fucking like so i

originally from california not there and i'm a vat chaggo years ago one of the worse things in the world when you're from california is moving somewhere else because any time to get a little bit cold, any time there's snow, everybody's like,

oh, you're on our boat, you wish you didn't move from California now. Oh, no! You're on your boat! No, I don't fucking care. No, I don't want to pay $1,000 for water because I want to take a long shower fuck you know i didn't move here because i didn't think there would be so

yeah so shot because i didn't think it would be cold i was well aware of these facts before i packed up my shit and move here yeah well also that's a little bit of i'd rather just people not know i was powerful from california this point well that's on you but and uh...

all-time companion i worked out that all the time and nobody's like all-time you know when you got a fucking california so i'm like all-time a little hot out here all-time but you didn't leave care of it now you're fucking snowman you've got damn ask about and did you know that that'somo is apparently an offense for now yeah yeah I do that we all know that anyway go fuck yourself Sean I love you you're like the

older dad or sorry younger dad I'm always wanted but I never had uh well thanks you don't have a huge black talk. So I guess, uh, okay. Well, there you go. What are you going to say? Get a little information. No, I was going to say a lot of people who live in cold weather cities and, you know, somebody

comes out from like a more temperate area, they, they have this kind of pride that they live in a very harsh environment like they're under the mistaken impression that they could survive a long time alone in the wilderness. You know, like, or do anything. If they really reality, they're just, you know, badass because they have a fucking awesome coat. Yeah. So it's like, they, oh, but you, it's like, this is real Chicago.

How is he going to stack up? But you wish you didn't come out. It's like, yeah, I have to say code is you dickhead. Can you just, could you shut up? Did you have to say, did you have to say it? I know it popped into your head. Like that was, like that's what, that's what this moment needed.

Is that idiotic comment? Could you just give it, could you just give it a miss for one time? One, one thought that you have, don't say. That's, it's called the one thought keep to yourself challenge. It's, we're all playing it today. Try to, try to keep one thought to yourself.

I bet you can't. Brent. Okay, here we go. Hey, Deix, hey Sean. Yep. I've been playing this game for the better part of a month. We just had like measuring tape scattered all across the house because I've been like measuring a lot of shit. Okay, and

Universities me and my girlfriend in the house. I'd Ask her how far away we think one another are and we both think whoever's closer This is smart and it'll be stupid. Yeah, so fun game. New look at that. She's Yeah Stupid six on six foot. We're like ten feet apart. What do you mean six? Like, it's great. Yeah, try playing the game. All right. But yeah, that's fun. There is a thing. I don't know what it showed or what it's called, but there is definitely a difference in spatial recognition and stuff between men and women.

Yeah, women don't have any. Yeah. And just like way off. Got 10 feet, 100 feet. What is it? Is that two more? I don't know. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I brought this up when it came out, but I heard a radio spot that was talking about, you know, social distance and everything like that, you know, to picture six feet, picture two large dogs going to end. Yeah, I remember that one. Oh, I always see, I have one more.

I mentioned more, I don't know one more. Hey, did you want to know what makes me a rage? Is out of nowhere messages from your ex on Instagram? I like, I have a girlfriend right now and she's messaged me before in the past while I've been dating this girl and it's like if you just want to smash, let's just fucking do it. But she does this whole fucking no, you're seeing somebody, what would they think? And it's just like, all right man, I don't need this shit. And now fucking less than six months later, she's hitting me up. And this is the worst part.

She asked me if I'm okay. Like, what is that? Anyway, go fuck yourself. Uh, well, she wants to see how, how, you know, upset you'll be about the, uh, perspective idea. Like she's feeling you out. If it's no big deal to you, then she can feel guilt-free. Yeah. Um, just lie about it, bud. What do you mean? That'll be a big surprise to her too. I had this post-clip from this chick. Maybe it's not funny. Whatever. One more voice, Bill. Yeah. There we go. Hey, Dave, hey, Sean. This is Alex from Florida. You know what makes me a rage?

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All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. buy them if you don't like them. Yeah. People are playing free-to-play games or games that cost $60 and then crying that they have to fucking maybe buy a $10 costume for their character.

You think your $60 is making this game money four or five years down the line? They have to make their money somehow, motherfucker. And if I want to pay for a fucking skid the outfit for my fucking character, I'm gonna. But they want to outlaw them, outlaw them. Motherfucker, just control yourself. Just control yourself. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable.

You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find them fucking payable. You'll find Have a good one. Oh, they're complaining from the video game, people are getting is becoming so tedious. It's a whole thing like nobody's making you do this. Yeah, just fuck. Just fuck. Oh, my games do long. Oh, it's a walking simulator. Oh, they're

trying to cramp out. Oh, shut the fuck up about your stupid. You know what? Stop playing video games. How about that? Stop playing video games. Do stop playing them or stop talking about them. They're a huge fucking waste of time. Uh, uh, uh, well, but I want, I want to, I want to put this pink hat on my guy for free. I don't want to have to pay, it's like gambling. God damn, I need the government to come in

and stop me from spending money on hats in my video games. Yeah. Did you see about this G4 woman that pissed everybody off? No. G4 lady, let me see if I can find it. Oh, I forgot this part from the self fitness thing. Later on this month, look for our free live webinar on what fitness professionals can do to make their spaces more size inclusive in partnership with the American Council on the doors. Yeah, I guess you can continue. And last but not

least, look for our certified active wear awards. We evaluated hundreds of sports bras, leggings, sweatpants and jackets to find you the best workout gear for size, I guess, because they would bust right through them. Mama, Mia. Okay, attack of the show, dang it. I don't know. I'll play it really quickly. I'm trying to find this.

Does anybody have the clip from this lady? G4 controversy. I'm trying to find this. Does anybody have the clip from this lady? G4 controversy. Yeah, G4 host speaks out against sexism. Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. So there's this little woman with a pixie haircut and a little blind woman. Do you remember the G4 channel? A little bit. It was like this condescending channel about video

games or something like that. Technology. I don't know if I ever hurt. No, you know what? I did have it at one point. Yeah. It was like part of some package. Yeah. Yeah. Here's her, she had a little tantrum that everyone's flipping out about. I'm a little bit over here. Oh, when this originally happened and my gaming grievance was actually going to be about Red Dead Online.

So the subreddit for Red Dead Online, I'm a huge Red Dead Online player. I love Red Dead Redemption 2. I think it's probably my favorite game of all time. And right now, the Red Dead Online community are trying to get this hashtag going called Save Red Dead Online. And they've got it covered by Kotaku, Polygon, game rants, like Forbes, I think also did a coverage of it.

And they think that this will get rock stars attention and rock star will come back to them and give them exactly what they want. And we can actually scroll this down. How do they want? I'm telling you, it stops scrolling. Good.

So they want in their video game. But I'm here to tell you, and you're going to have to cut this B-roll in a second because it's done. And what I think, I do think that there is a larger discussion about Red Dead Online and that we need to have eventually about game design versus immersive experience and compare it to a dead online multiplayer experience versus the solo player one. But I actually want to talk about something so much more important than red dead online. Oh, what do you, Sean, what do you think it is?

That's so much important that she wants to talk about. I give you, I give you a one guess. I'll give you one guess what it's going to. That's so important that's gotta be talked about. You can't, you can hear it. You can hear it in your voice. Oh my God, this is gonna be it. Do you think it rhymes with exosome in idiot games? You think it rhymes with that?

What's gotta be addressed? What's gotta be addressed? Let's hear it. Sexism in the world. Oh! In J4? Woo! Yeah!

Yes! Yes, Queen! This is not where I thought we were going. I'm here. Why are you spanking it? And joining G4, I was ecstatic to be part of something that I grew up watching as a child. But every time G4 is brought up in various channels,

even in this YouTube channel, we have the chat in front of us, I can see you without a doubt there will be backlash because I'm not as bangleable as the previous host. No! Talk to him first. It has somehow been expected that you can talk about how much you jerked off to women as a couple. It's weird. It's weird.

It's weird. Honey, it's not intended as a compliment. It's intended to be degrading. We say it and get additional, additional enjoyment out of degrading you. It's not supposed to be a fucking compliment. Goodizing. And it's weird.

Women do not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. Morgan Webb, Olivia Munn, do not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. Morgan Webb, Olivia Munn did not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they kind of did. I mean, yeah. Wasn't they, I remember Olivia Munn,

she's always like dressing, putting on sex clothes and stuff like that. Exist. I mean, that's a little existential. Mm. That's like a picture of her and says, this is not a sexy woman. Okay, here we go.

We're gonna have to pay for our ass. She cooking y'all. And that's just obvious sexism. You don't need to explicitly objectify women or declare that you hate women to be sexist. Just go ahead and check out Thorne's latest meltdown on Twitter for some spark notes. Now, we do that.

We do that. Our views are written and produced by a team of people. There are too many games for one person to shoulder the burden. So we divide and conquer. And when we use language like we or I, that's the reviewer. That's coming from the mouth and experience of the reviewer reading that review. And that's not to say that you're so complicated. Sounds so complicated.

And when myself don't contribute to the reviews. We absolutely do. But it'll always be in varying degrees and take a whole team behind. Can you imagine being toxic to like this? Like this, this, this, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, what a fucking nightmare? Ha, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, for the variables. This guy's clapping. We've got to written by. It's full extended arms. I like very seriously. Super serious. Fuck you. This is a long audience. This is about time that somebody told you to go,

fuck you, we're a review show here. We don't exist to be masturbated to. You fucking perverts. She looks like, like her teeth looks she looks like she has smoked crystal meth today. Something's wrong with her teeth. I'm not saying I mean, I'm not saying that I want a masturbate to her teeth. I'm saying the teeth look fucking weird. She could chew through barbed wire.

Yes, it's not done. It looks like she's got a grill. weird. She could chew through barbed wire. Yeah, it's not done. It looks like she's got a grill. You can you see it? It looks fine. Right? It sums off with her teeth. It looks like she forgot to take the, in Visaline off or the teeth white in her off. It sums up with those teeth. I the same writer that I will read the other half of the script for, but I'll be the one flamed. And yeah, it- Yeah, because you like an obnoxious bitch,

she seems like- That's not a bad draft, and TVH. But that doesn't discount the sexism of how it happens to me when it does. All the things can be true, that there is a general hatred of any change that isn't Adam, and that I'll receive special flame just for being a woman. And I wish I could turn the camera around so that you could see the incredible team that make X-Play. Half of our producers and writers are women, Emily, and Megan. Joe, Jake,

zipper, Gabby, it goes on and on and on. Former writers that are now on ATS like Vanessa. When you're- They're so fucking entitled. It's so obnoxious to me how some women feel like they're entitled to the credit for the whole group. Like the way she's exhibiting now where you got to see the whole I get shit, but it's actually there's a whole bunch of other people writing and it's a bunch of men, too. So you guys should be, I'm entitled to what they would get if it wasn't me presenting it. What the fuck are you talking about? A lot of people just don't want to see women on television because they're the way they deliver media is annoying.

It's not just me, a lot of people. Yeah, women included. They just don't want to hear a woman talking on television because it sounds annoying. I know that, I mean, I don't want, I'm not being, I'm not like saying this to be funny. It's just like some people think women's voices are obnoxious and like, you know, kind of grinding. It's like, oh, it's the way you're talking. Just, it hits this, it hits this thing in my brain. It's just like, ah, stop.

Go back to the- It sounds like you're talking, it sounds like you're talking for your team of people, Dick. I'm talking for my team of writers. And people were just like, ah, I can't, and then you get like, you get one woman and that's bad, but then you get two and they're talking,

you're like, ah, God, I gotta get out of here. Like it's just, making me feel sick. I'm gonna throw up. Right, I got the store. Do we need anything? Do you need anything, honey?

Do you need anything at the store? I just can't, you just tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, I can't listen to this. It's making me sick. It's not, I don't know if I would call that sexism. It's just saying the way you talk and what you're talking about makes me sick.

And I don't want it to be on TV. I don't want it to be on movies. I don't want it to be on review shows. And if want it to be on movies. I don't want it to be on review shows. And if I see it, I'm gonna lash out because I hate it. That's all I'm saying. I'm sure you're... I'm gonna be doing to you. Why is it so hot?

Why don't they admit that part? They're like, oh, you're just, just because you don't wanna fuck me. It's like, no, it's just because the sound of your voice makes me sick. Like, it makes me, it makes me dizzy. And I feel like I'm gonna throw up. I don't, I don't know what to tell you.

Stop talking like that. Just chill out. Speaking of nice soothing voice that I'd pay $3.99 a minute to listen to, or a, or a, or a shop for the consequences. Okay, here's the math, the rest of this rant. In our DMs or on those YouTube comments or in Twitch chat right now, those reactionary threads,

thinking that I'm somehow ruining your current explain experience because you can't objectify me, how you previously did the Morgan, or that I'm somehow less qualified to speak on something, but you can't quite put your finger on why, even though I'm reading the exact same script as Adam. It's your voice. It's your voice is why you're less qualified because your voice sounds like fucking boys, then.

Well, in the fact that this is all written out, and she's reading right now, is because you sound like you have cotton in your mouth. It sounds like a dentist drill spoken through a mouthful of cotton. It is horrible. It's so horrible. Well, you have no problem with he's part of it. You're letting your unconscious biases ruin my day and your gatekeeping the gaming space.

So maybe for 2022, we'd be a bit nicer, a bit more self-reflective, and we enjoy the fact that people are working hard to make free content for you. Fuck you, it's too expensive. It's too expensive. Don't watch it. Peace. Yeah!

Hey, hey. Paints. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. That's the audience. That's the old chick back. That's the gamer audience. They love this shit. That's the comics audience. They'll do anything. Anything they'll line up around the box about.

All right. All right. That's enough. Anyone want to talk about that chick, too? There you go. Okay. So yeah. Thank you. Goodbye, everybody. Okay, see ya. Thank you. Goodbye everybody.