The Dick Show - Episode 296 - Dick on Sean's Very Own Album

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

"Sean's Very Own Album" album releases, a fat woman ruins my day at the dog park, the furry who ruined a pizza ruins something else, TikTok censors my video, Canada goes after the kids, Trevor Bauer gets Me Too'ed, and words women know; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Apparently like a Halle Berry is this there's some crappy like whatever it is like some of think about the fucking moon some stupid ass movie about the moon trying to take over earth Oh, she's in it and people are like wait, who is that like who is this actress? Who is this young? He's delightful. The young man. He's young, he's young. He's young. He looks 10 years younger than she did 20 years ago.

There's no, I love following the ones where they catch him, the Instagram reality ones, where they'll be doing live videos and like something they'll eat something and then the filter will go off her side. I was like, oh, you're talking about the live stuff, right? Right, right, right. Thank you. Now I can begin. Now I can begin an earnest.

Was there a little sum of something in that coffee or is it? No, I wish. Yeah. Cause my fucking, my foot is killing me. Oh, really? I don't know how I'm gonna make this road rage. It's not getting better. It's not supposed to be, I don't know if it's getting better.

I can't see inside of it. Well, because the only X-rays can be done at secure locations. I can't see it every day. Do, do you have the only X-rays can be done at secure locations? I can't see it every day. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a, you get check ups and stuff if you got it? I go in tomorrow. Oh. I'm valentines nice valentines day with myself.

Yeah, exactly. Go give myself an X-ray. Cool. But it fucking hurts, man. Well, now my dog has a matching. Should I, should I start? Yeah, I should start here. Let's start. Presenting. I don't know if I'm gonna make Should I start? I should start here. Let's start.

Presenting. Hey. I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. It hurts so fucking much. Every day, all day. I'm gonna make it. For like two hours in the morning

and three hours at night or five hours at night. However long I stay up. Yeah. Hey, welcome to Nick. You want to get in the show where there's a contest coming to you live from Mount and Buck, you're deep in the heart of the city

of failure, you're having your hosting, you're like, hey, the $20 million man. Drake means always world touring LA based community and shot in the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy?

Thank you for not killing yourselves. I'm getting closer by the day. Hearts. Now I'm, now my dog's hurt. You see that little cast on some of that? Oh, motherfuckers, at least I got something out of the insurance company with this one. Oh, really?

So that's hope so. I hope so. They didn't try to, they haven't denied it yet. They didn't try to claim like negligence or something. They're supposed to be watching your dog 24-7. I was, that was the worst part. These, listen to me. Listen to me. Yeah, I're supposed to be watching your dog 24 or seven. I was. That was the worst part. These, listen to me. Listen to me.

Yeah, I'm listening. It's the fat, the fat women have got to go. Hey, ho, heave ho. Fat bitches have got to go. Say, hey, heave ho. The other she's got to go. There she blows, boop, boop, boop. The other she blows, boop, boop, boop, boop.

That's my protest. I'm gonna get all the truckers together. Hey, hey, heave ho. These fat bitches have got to go. You know what to do, audience. You know that old saying, Sean, find who you can't criticize. And that who rolls, that who, that's who's rolling over you. Yeah. You know that saying by Voltaire, find who you can't criticize and that's who rule.

It's not a Voltaire quote. Or she and said, she tried to make it a Voltaire quote. Yeah, they tricked like senators into reposting that quote as Voltaire. It's a neo-Nazi quote who said that. Is it? Yeah, that's what I'm, so you know, so you don't ever have to throw it out at the wrong time. No, Sean, I don't know if I could name you a, uh, a Volta Nazi, uh, uh,

can you name me O Nazi quotes? I don't know. Surely you must, surely you must be able to, I mean, is it, uh, you know, how about any of Nazi quotes? I hate whatever. What anything Joe Rogan has said is a neo Nazi quote, according to CNN, pathway to the alt. Yeah. CNN posts today. Let me see if I have a deep, deep in my notes here. Joe Rogan's use of the N word is another January 6th moment. Maybe we could read that aloud to the class a little bit later.

CNN going all in on on mental retardation, fight against Joe Rogan and the fucking end word. Yeah. I'm at the dog park. I need details on this soundboard. Dude, dude, dude, I'm mining my own business at the dog park and everyone's having a nice time. Nice people, skinny ladies with their dogs. Dogs have been run enough, getting enough exercise, their brains all, darn tall scrambled, like the, like the delicious stuffing that these, that the

bigons eat all day, every day. And then in comes this lumbering beast, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, with an even, with a dog so big, it should be pulling a sled and it's still tiring as it's yanking on this 600 pound woman. Only exercise it's gotten all day and I know that because the exercise is a fat macro aggression to the owner. You see what I'm saying? It's a woman so big and fat that there's no fucking way the dogs ever been run a day in its life. So it's mentally insane. And it's a gigantic sled pulling. First, so thick, you could, you need two buckets to get it wet. It's like a malmute or something?

Bigger, I don't even know. And you can see it, you can see it going and you can see it. She's on her phone thinking about food, ordering multiple grub hubs from the same driver so they can race to her location. In case something happens to one, she's got six grub hub windows open. Yeah, all ready to like place order, place order, place order. Place order, place order.

Gentlemen, start your engines. Right, right. Speaking of grub hub. Yeah. This fucking grub hub guy, I got, I got grub hub ghosted for the first time. No way. Yeah.

Oh my God, that's never happened to me actually. That's the real reason. Wow, that would be. Oh, I instantly wanted to revoke every tip I have ever given, even on accident by accident because it defaults to. The defaults to. Well, now they have the delivery or the driver benefits thing or whatever. Yeah.

So then it defaults, the tip defaults to a dollar for the driver because they already, they used to put it on you to like, do you know, to tip the driver and they wouldn't get many of this. So now, apparently, they used to have you do it after also. And now it's like, well, what do you want to tip them? Well, I don't know. I don't know if I've been fucked yet. I don't know if half of my fucking fries aren't eaten yet.

You guys, I see that you do understand the mentality of a tipper and that's that they're a fucking moron and it doesn't matter at all while the service was, they just compulsively give money away because they're afraid of it. Right. Ghosted. Oh, bro, your street's closed. I can't deliver your sandwiches.

Your street's closed. Your street's closed. What do you think that my entire neighborhood is cut off from civilization? Yeah. What do you mean that my entire neighborhood is cut off from civilization? Yeah. What do you mean the street? Because they're repaving a street? There's multiple ways of up and down here.

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That's what I've heard. I mean, starving myself. Yeah. Because of this fucking thing, because I don't want to put on 60 pounds. Right. And then have to do a fat watch on myself. Mm-hmm.

So I'm eating as very little as possible. Didn't even get fried, I didn't even get garlic fries with these sandwiches. Oh man. Keep me that. Good garlic fries are amazing. I know and I passed on them. Oh bro, call out, hey, I'm getting the fucking, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good, a good they can just lie. Yeah, because he, you know, he, whatever, check,

whatever he clicks on to say it's been delivered. I'm getting a tank of, he's trying not to get on trouble. I'm putting a hose into your bathroom, right into your vent. Yeah. And that's it. And they're gonna go, wow, that guy should have got a carbon monoxide alarm or something. Yeah. Delivered.

I would have, if you had just said, I'm fucking lazy, I'm not driving around the repaving that they're doing. Okay, fine. But now you're making me go to the customer support, go, hey, this idiot, it says delivered, but you took it from zero to one, there's no possible way I can even score. And so many people are just gonna let that go. Oh, fuck it, it's not worth my aggravation.

And that's that. I might let it go. Yeah, I mean, I won't forget about it. That's 30 bucks. There's 30 bucks on that. God, damn these people. Yeah, that's fucking, and they have the audacity and I will never tip again because of that, never.

Yeah. And I'm gonna bully everyone I know to not tip on their apps as well. Well, fuck you Check it out. You can do it after because I get messages after things have been delivered And it says did your driver go above and beyond blah blah. It's like a you know add a tip You cannot go above and beyond of dropping my food on my fucking doorstep But at least if but at least if for some reason you want to, I think you can do it after.

So I would do exactly that. I would say fuck tipping up front. Don't give them anything. Don't give them anything. Don't give them anything. Stand solidarity. That's what the truckers have taught us. When the things that's typically just go, honk honk honk honk honk honk.

They're already getting the benefits and that guy doesn't even deserve that. He doesn't. No. Tell anyway, this fat woman is being pulled like a, she's pulled like that's dogs pulling her across the I did ride. Like she's just been harvested out of a Moby Dick. Yes, whale, blubber. Yes, that's what they did that for.

Yeah, they, and he's just going at every, We all blubber. Yes, that's what they did that for. Yeah, that the, uh, It's just going at every, you know, at these people, and I was like, how do you not see that you've, it's a menace just on the leash. Don't let it off the second she leads, let's not at least goes right after my dog.

So, um, so my dog runs under me, because she's a girl, she used to getting attacked by these hump crazed maniacs. She runs under me, she's a girl. She used to getting attacked by these hump crazed maniacs. She runs under me. I'm like, awesome. Now I got a pack of dogs because they all, then all the badly behaved ones go in on the dog. Right?

We're ones going out. That's why she gets dangerous. She's screaming under me. Yeah. Like a week, you know, it's just this, it flips a switch sometimes. And I'm wearing basketball shorts. Yeah. So I'm like, my testicles are totally,

an alpha level. Mouth, I'm sitting in a chair. Yeah. That is that I brought. Like a folding chair, you know, one of those shitty camping chairs where you sit like, like you're wearing your dad's suit when you're still a carp.

Yeah. Why do they, why do they exist? How much would it have cost to give just a tiny, so you're not, you're sitting like this, right? It's weird because yeah, you do sink down and I'm not gonna suck in a chimney. It's one of those unhold ones, canvas ones. Yeah, exactly, and the arms are too high

because you sink down and the thing, it tries to fold on you again because it's like this. God, man, what is this? I don't know. I'm sitting there to keep my leg up because my leg is killing me all day. Trying to keep it elevated. And then dogs start swimming, I'm like there and there to keep my leg up because my leg is killing me all day. Trying to keep it elevated. And then dogs start swimming. I'm like, awesome. All right, I've got 10 dogs snarling and tromping at my nutsack, which is exposed

because my knees are in different time zones to sit in this fucking folding chair. Kicking the dogs off with one foot, kicking them off with one foot. So they go to the other side, I don't have another fucking foot over there. I'm like, fuck, I'm not putting my fingers in the middle and where is this tub of shit? Huffing and puffing and... Right, still, she's still finishing up her grub-hub order from 20 minutes ago. Scott, do I want fries when we compare coupons that I have. She's like a, she's got the oxygen mask on her face, like in the NFL when like, uh, you

know, a huge fat guy on defense intercepts it and actually runs it back for like a touchdown. Where's the shaming shot? She already walked all the way to the park. Oh, God. This is her her time. Yeah. What do you want to get up? That's a people at people at dog parks is that they just think Yep. What do you want her to get up?

That's what people at dog parks is. What the fuck? They just think like, oh, you just let them loose. I don't have to watch them. And then I got a bunch of slack, jod, yuppies staring at me. Nobody's doing anything, right? Nobody's doing anything. I'm like, I'm fucking crippled over here.

You ask how the only one shouting, just I can feel the looks on the women. Like, why is that guy shouting so much? I'm like, get the fuck off of me. Hey, hey, hey, right? Come get your fucking dogs. So I finally kicked them off, right? And I get my elbow, I don't wanna risk any of these body parts,

but I don't want my penis getting chewed off. No, ideally not. I'll lose a finger. Mm-hmm. I got 10. Right. I I'll lose a finger. Mm-hmm. I got 10. Right. Not only got two penises. Yeah.

So, right. And one is drunk all the time. One falls for that face tune app all the time. Yeah. Get them off. Get them off, you know. I'm like, oh fuck. The duck's crying.

Yeah. I get her out. And then boom, boom, boom. Get him off, you know. I go fuck. The dog's crying. Yeah. I get her out and then boom, boom, boom, boom. Comes lumbering over. Yeah, yeah. Still not taking care of it. To my level of satisfaction. Somebody goes, who's dog is that?

It's my fucking dog. What do you mean who's dog is this? Say bring your hours, blood all over, Pa. Oh my God, you gotta be fine. So they went in. Yeah, they went in for her little claw, that little dew claw. So I'll bend sideways. Oh, shit. I'm looking, you know, this is me trying to figure out like, all right, is your hand off or what's going? Oh, okay, your claws. And I hear someone say, oh, it's just her claw. Like, yeah, I gotta get out. Yeah, I gotta get out of here.

So some other jester claw. Oh, do you need help? Do you need help getting out of here? I don't know. What do you mean? Yeah. Where were you two minutes ago? Right.

Fat woman suddenly disappears into fat air. Yeah, with her dog. With her dog. I'm seething. I'm like, I think if I erupt at this moment, I'm gonna threaten to kill someone. Yeah, sure. I think I'm gonna go way past.

Way past what is socially acceptable. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like, and there's now a bunch of kids in that park. And I'm like, Is there a way past? Oh, what? I mean, is there a way past? Oh, why? I mean, is there a way past?

I mean, it's actually acceptable when, when obviously multiple people are so fucking stupid. If you, if you talk, listen to like actual dog care affairs with yelling. They all say the worst thing to, the worst things are dog parks. Well, because of the fat women, which is rings me to my next point, because I think, oh, they just work it out.

They're like, you know, seven times a side. They're just so insane. They're insane as the owner. We had a fat watch video removed by YouTube for, because maybe I should read the, maybe I should just read the warning. Oh, this show? This show, yeah. Oh, wow. So, you know, you remember John Breaks bad news.

He called in a while ago. Yes. By the way, Roderidge tickets are on sale. Roderidge L.A. A couple of, Nick Riccate is going to be there. I think Drexel might be there. Fido, Josh Denny, everybody's going to be there. Point, please.

He was a good guest. He was great. That was a lot of fun last week. He was great. I mean, I remember, you know, the first time he came on, but last, it was really good, I thought that was a really good show. People saying the most hated compliment,

oh, this is the best show in months. Yeah, great. It's like, I can't take the fucking months. You dick, fucking asshole. I always take that as a compliment. Yeah. I was,. My butt is half empty kind of guy. Yeah. Well, I'm like, my butt is half, half fucked. Maybe your butt is too big. Dick's show wouldn't let you know that our team reviewed your content. And we think it

violates our six annuity policy. Well, it's definitely, you know, it's the same policy violates the laws of decency. Yeah. We know you got us there. We know you may not have realized this was a violation of our policy. It doesn't sound like you guys realize this. So we're not applying a strike to you. You know, have where we have removed the following content from YouTube. And this was the name of the video. I just don't believe she works out. Yeah. Sorry. That's actually pretty nice. I just don't actually appreciate it. Nice, non-stop.

Oh, we got to get this. We got to get this. Well, you can't criticize. They looked at it. I doubt it. I don't know. They had fucking Habouba or Habib look at it in Pakistan. That's right, she'll.

That's who's doing it. Um, John breaks bad news who called in a while ago. Yeah, yeah, I remember promote his show and he just started, I think. He's that dude's got like a half a million followers on TikTok and he says that he got, uh, he got suspended because he one time or locked or something because he said fat in a video. And if you put the word fat in your comments, they will fucking strike your account. This is where we're at. In this year of our Lord. Yeah. 40 years for 40 years,

I've been sounding the alarm that these pigs will be the death of us and the end of civilization. And nobody's worried about it except for me. They're worried about pedophiles and China, a pretend war and the fucking you, Putin says I'm not invading Ukraine. Ukraine says Russia's not invading Ukraine. CNN prepare for war. No. This sandwich is invading this woman's mouth.

That's the real crisis. That's the real crisis. That's the fat crisis that's upon us. And our societal morality. We're 30 seconds to fat midnight. Mm, yeah. The fat doomsday clock is getting bigger by the, excuse me, it's within nanoseconds of total ruination. Yep.

Okay. Just obscure my sandwiches are out there. But. Okay. God. Just obscure my sandwiches are out there. But like fat is fat. Fat is fat. You're fat. It's the dumb bitch. Yeah.

It's what? Are you proud of it? Are you taking back the term of fatness? Jesus, do I seem particularly happy ever that I'm like getting one over on you fat souls who are just giving into every lust you have of consumption What what God people always have these euphemisms for you know for just it's it's it's fat Like that's what it is like you have you have fat cells in your body you it's it's it's just many

You are you made them too big. Yeah Here's what what the hell am I going on now? Go fund me, oh yeah, did you see anything from the, here, this actually this really does make me rage. Did you see the Go fund me trucker thing for the honking? No. So everybody donates, everybody donates money

using Go fund me to the truckers that are blocking up like the government and the shipping roads and everything. Just going on in Canada. Oh yeah. And they all say, oh yeah, basically, we're not going home to all the mandates you're lifted. And the report said, what if it takes years and they go, why don't care? This is, I live in here. I sleep in this fucking truck.

Do you guys understand who you're dealing with? Yeah. We don't, I mean, I assume it's not so, I'm gonna have families in the shit, right? They're in the truck with them. Oh, they, oh, okay. Yeah. To support or whatever.

Yeah, because they've got like a fucking apartment in those, in those trucks. Some of them have multiple beds. Sleepers instead of, yeah. And they're trolling homes. Mine them. Right. Good job, guys. Well, that's, I mean, sleepers instead of, yeah. And they're trolling homes. Mine them. Right. Good job, guys.

Well, that's, I mean, they would be more, you know, more fit to do that kind of thing than a bunch of like black, black antifa motherfuckers, or people who just drive like dumb trucks or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Cause they are on the road. I mean, a lot of those things do have sleepers in them. This is, I have one of their quotes. Yeah, yeah they're on the road. I mean, a lot of those things do have sleepers in them. This is, I have one of their quotes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The police say they're greatly concerned about the children living in those trucks. The risk of carbon monoxide fumes, cold, sanitation, and, Sean, noise levels. Oh, you, I mean, we wouldn't want kids to suffer from things that are too noisy. They are the noise level.

If there's a truck, if there's a truck hunking all day in a child with a paper bag, I'll take the truck. That's probably, you know, well, they can annoy you so many different ways with the paper bag. I've never wanted to drown a truck, you know, in my life through for being annoying. Yeah.

Not yet doing any enforcement, re-kids, but we will rely on guidance from children's aid saving. They're threatening to take their fucking kids. He's see what is like the level of psychological or just straight out warfare these people are being subdued. Notice that they didn't say like, hey, are they going to school?

Yeah. You know, like, I mean, that's a thing because if they're driving around, that should be the first thing. It's like, well, are mean, are they going to school? You know, like, I mean, that's a thing because if they're driving around, that should be the first thing. It's like, well, are they, are they getting, yeah, learning about the Holocaust? While they're out there, or are they in school? While they're just, you know, traveling multiple, state books, just in case they go a day without learning about,

they're learning about slavery. Did you see that they removed mouse, the comic book from one school in Texas? I was like, no, we're not doing mouse here. That Holocaust comic book. That book has been annoying since the day it came out. It's a Holocaust comic book. Yeah, it's like a furry Holocaust. Like what?

There's a cat that is Hitler, and his name is Mouse or something, and it puts mice in concentration camps. Like, like, Mao, but Mouse or like German. Oh, like literally, John, I thought it was, yeah, it's okay. You haven't seen Mao's communism. How the fuck did you avoid that?

That came out when we were kids. No. Oh, it was so obnoxious. It's like one of those old comic books or actual art. Like, oh, no, first of all, no, they're not. Like it's the worst writing mouse comic. I can't believe you never saw the mouse. Yeah, it's very German spelling. Yeah. Oh, look, see that. I don't know. I don't know if you can tell based on the subtlety of this art. Yeah. Yeah. This was to go with this is supposed to represent with a, yeah, very Hitler looking cat.

Oh, is that supposed to be Hitler? There it looks like him. Oh, yeah. I think the must be right. The yeah. It's got the sea. And then these are Jewish. I guess the hair, the Hitler hair on the half black diagonal on the cat.

Yeah. How did you know that these were Jews? Only because of what's above it. I thought you were going to say something about them. No, I just inferred that those must be Jews hiding. So some, I don't know, some school said, and we're not doing mouse anymore, and everybody flipped their shit.

It's a, it's a comic book. I have never seen it. I've never seen it or heard of it. Is this like that Jerry Lewis movie where he marches the kids into the gas chamber? What do you mean is it like that? No, I mean, I mean, it's like, it's a comic book. I always think they're like entertaining. I guess not. Okay. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. So it's kind of hilarious. So it's threatening to take away the kids from the truckers. Yeah. Right? But not because

of not going to school because they're concerned about carbon oxide. They're in the open fucking air. And noise. And noise. Wow, these kids, kids can't experience too much noise. Mm. So we're gonna, and we're not gonna do it,

but we're gonna wait till we get the go ahead from another bureaucracy, the children's a, whatever, whatever the logistics of it, it's on the table. We just want you all to know that taking your kids, we're talking can on the right. Yeah. So I'm thinking like, okay, that we're at the kid, we're at the threatening the kids taking stage. Yeah, you raised the stakes pretty high.

I mean, what do you, you're kind of living on borrowed time at that point, but the truckers get about millions of dollars donated to them with GoFundMe. GoFundMe is just like Patreon and all these other places. They're all backed by banks, venture capitalism, shit like that. They're all very left. Everybody, everybody working from top to bottom, identifies politically, 99% is left. And what the truckers are doing is trying to shut the shutdown, the government. They're trying to hold the government hostage, right? And they're all so fucking surprised by, they're all so fucking surprised by, they're all shocked and surprised when the GoFundMe organization says, you know what, we're not giving you any of your money.

Right. Yeah. What the hell, what did you think was gonna happen? Yeah. Exactly. That was, of course, that was gonna happen. So then instead of going to Bitcoin, they'll go over to some other fucking service, right?

Which will do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. Don't do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing.

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They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing. They'll do the same thing.. So then the cops come out and say, oh, actually, if you give them any money, we're taking that. Like, what do you, what kind of game do you think this is? They're already threatening to take away your fucking kids. Well, they say, you know, if you want to be a real gangster, get a badge. Yeah. So I don't even know where I was going with this. Everybody's throwing a tantrum, whatever.

We're never, we're going to bury this company blah, blah, blah, blah. And what makes me a rage about it is no take it no one will take five minutes to download strike or coin base or whatever and just use something that cannot be fucked with by the government that's it just take thing take it seriously for one fucking second but they would rather scream and complain about it yeah they all want to be Jesus Christ. Yeah, everybody on the right just wants to be a fucking martyr and it drives me insane The end of which and I don't mean to call it the quartering out because I like the quartering lot Post post a fundraiser for a guy whose kid just died of something. Yeah On go fun me today like what what happened to all the, we're gonna bankrupt this.

Wait, say that again. Posted a fundraiser to some random guy, the quartering friend of mine. I mean, he's a big, an adult guy, right? Oh, gotcha. After all the noise of the whole week, we got a bury this, we got a get bury this fucking company right away. Well, you know, we already had it up. Yeah.

Well, how I learned to stop worrying and embrace the great reset. The FBI, the FBI is onto us. If you're thinking of doing any more fed postings on online. Oh, according to recent court documents, Minecraft is, they say in Minecraft, they cracked the code. Minecraft is a video game, the FBI says,

based on information provided by the FBI, the government understands that it is common for persons discussing criminal activity online to refer to such activity as occurring in Minecraft to conceal the true nature of the activity. Yeah, it's like, is that what it, is that what you understood it to be? Code words on, you know, phones with a mob or something.

To conceal the nature of the criminal activity. Is that why we say in Minecraft? Is that why you say the most obvious threat in the world and tag in Minecraft? Yeah. To conceal, I have never seen anyone use in Minecraft to conceal the nature of their criminal activity. I'm gonna drive to your house and cut your head off in Minecraft.

Is that really, is that what the point of that was? You fucking over-vaccinated dummies, cops. That was my honking update. How did you see those Bitcoin thieves? No. You didn't see nothing, man. No, not what a beautiful life you have. Well, it's, yeah, I'm a lot happier for it. Yeah, I could see that. Let me pull it. It's already

1230. Jesus Christ. I flies. Okay, here is these people stole 32 billion dollars in Bitcoin. It's just amazing to me how, whenever something new comes out, I mean, there's always going to be people, the criminal mind, as you say. It's like, how do I exploit this? Yeah. How do I, how do I jump the line with this? It's, you know, it's as old as time.

It's a real, I don't even know if these like, if these guys got set up for it or whatever, but they, I mean, criminals are stupid. Like they're not, you know, they fuck up. They do, right? Because they can't get help. So they can't run their criminal ideas by anyone, right? Yeah, they do.

They do. There are some people who have some foresight to take steps to not get caught, but you're right. A lot of the time, a lot of the times, it just takes balls. Like you just go for it, and it takes a while for people to catch on, but it's, yeah, it's committing big crimes is like doing any sort of organization. You need a lot of help, but for crimes, it's very difficult, because you get ratted out, right? Yeah, that's, I mean, especially,

someone will turn on you. Well, you know, I made the American mafia, especially in recent years, but people have a misconception that, you know, that the, you know, confidential informant thing is a recent thing, it is not. Yeah. It's been going on the whole time.

So here's one of the thieves. It's this girl in her husband She's a rapper From where Eastern Europe's where 32 billion dollars did I get that right? Oh no four four billion Oh only four okay. Yeah four four billion dollar heist on a on a on a thumb drive They had the private keys in Dropbox the cloud storage wow And they're still sitting around in New York just trying to make rap videos and writing for Forbes and shit Unbulls me any sense I love you like how loomie cheesy. She's a rapper

Easy, but it needs to ain't sleazy. Although if you talk to Kat Monkey, weezy, tells Hellia I love a look, a good grump, and to get cheesy. What the fuck is she all? Thank you, I love a big grump. Crime? That's what's so important. That's what's so important. Oh my God.

I'm going to put in the house. Oh my God, what a freak. What a criminal mastermind. She's like one of these, influencer entrepreneurs, entrepreneur tendin' to newers. Yeah. What would you do if you had $4 billion

in hot Bitcoin, sick enough? In hot Bitcoin. Yeah, I don't know. That's the only idea. Would you hang out in LA? Like if you found a bag of Bitcoin that fell off the truck worth $4 billion, would you just continue being normal, Sean?

No. No. If I ended up with $4 billion in Bitcoin, it would be 100% and accident. Yeah. But you wouldn't sit or would you, would you turn it in? I have fucking no idea.

I mean, you gotta think, you gotta be prepared, Sean. You can just make decisions. Just that could happen. How to social engineer your way. This is this girl who stole all the bitcoins. How did she steal it? I don't know.

Nobody knows. Somehow she got what a bunch of like codes or whatever. I don't know. I don't know how they hacked it. I don't know how they did the hack. Didn't read the article, I guess. No, I don't think the government said. Oh, really? Or I don't think the government said, oh really?

Or I don't know. He's the same woman. What a freak. I could, I'm gonna tell you, just heard that they're a guy involved. They're a guy involved. Okay, he hasn't been trying to be a rapper online. 23 and grew it into a multi-million dollar business

with zero outside funding. Okay, wait, this is, I mean, this is my actual commentary on this. This is her, she's like a business coach, right? Yeah, telling you how to grow your business. Right. She had Bernie made off. I started my company when I was 23 and grew it into a multi-million dollar

business with zero outside funding. I had no connections. I didn't go to an Ivy League school, and I wasn't trust fund. How did I do it? There's a simple framework in Silicon Valley from some top entrepreneurs that are now billionaires that I live by.

It goes like this. Automate, eliminate, delegate. Okay, repeat with me. Automate, eliminate, delegate. I can't help but think. She really is a rapper. Yeah, I can't help but see this is like a critique of our society, but I don't know if she's doing it on purpose or not. Like this is a wonderful performance art piece on what is so sick and deranged about our

system. 100% and the fact that she's sitting on billions in stolen Bitcoin makes it so much funnier. I hope it was a joke. She's still doing this. Yeah. I really hope that this, that the whole thing is a joke because it's very funny. What does that mean?

First, you eliminate all the things that you don't need to do because we all... Like this entrepreneur class of obviously privileged people that like wonder why anyone eats fast food. Well, why would anyone eat that? I know they could just that's go to whole food. Like what are you fucking talking about? Right. It is funny.

Yeah, you hear that it's like, wow, you really are like as out of touch as the other white people, you always chastise. Yeah. What do you mean? Why do people eat fast food? Yeah, it's like as you're shopping fucking organic all that you make it. Yeah, it's a, yeah, it's some, some people could have been anacostics. Some people worry about fucking keeping the heat on.

Yeah. You know, that's not you. Like the, it's the, this two classes of people are one is fine with cops threatening to take away your kids. Yeah. Because you don't want to be vaccinated to do your truckery. Yeah. And this is a great, this is a brilliant indictment of them

if she's fooling around. I have too much to do and we can't get anything down with what we do. I can't give her that much credit. I can't give her that much credit. I can't give her that much credit. I can't give her that much credit. I can't give her that much credit.

Yeah, but she's still $4 billion. I think I can give her some credit. Well, I mean, I guess her, you know, depends on, I guess how she got the fucking codes or who she, I mean, I don't know, I'd want to read the story. Oh, so baby, mouse. Maybe they just ran out of time to teach more mouse. I'll have class stuff.

Let's see, I got Joe Rogan, oh Sony blocks at game. I know I have something good in here. Here we go. Words that men and women know. Do you want to hear about some women? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's hear about women.

Words. So this is words that women know versus words that men know. You want to take any guesses about what the spread might look like? Hmm. Maybe any kind of recurring themes in these words? Words known better by males than females. And vice versa. What do you think? What are you gonna, what would you say?

Men might know more than words. Like what's sort of words? What's sort of words? Like technical words? Technical words, okay. What do you think about women? They might know more. I'll see if you know any more,

know any of these words actually. Okay. Let me get a blow up here. Peplum, you know what that is? No. No. Bookle, boosle. Roosh.

Raise your hand when you say something if you know one. I don't know, Suri, doula. I don't know what, oh, doula. You know that one. Isn't a doula like, well, because I live in Los Angeles. Isn't doula like a like fake midwife? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, Chingon. I thought I know the Mexican version of that. Tool, I know that one. Freezea, Verbena, Chanel. Is it Verbena? That's like, is that a color or is that a, or is that an herb?

It's a fly, it's a flower, but I think it's a flame. Like violet. Cole, I know what that one is. Band-out, do you know any of these? No. Vala, Vial, eh? Is that, what is. Band-O, do you know any of these? No. Wall-O? Violet? Is that...

Why does so many, look, I mean 80% of women know these words. That's amazing. What the fuck? What are they doing with their time? I think I know, like... To know about peplum and buccals. So far I know two of those. They're probably all dressed shit.

I mean, Cole goes on your eyes like eyeshadow. I know that one. Esprottle, whip stitch, satine. Wait a minute, you tell me only 40% of guys know what satine is? Jack card, Damascus, Shambray. All right, 80% of women know those, only like 10 to 30% of men. Here comes the men's version, femtosecond.

That is thermistor. Do you know these words? No. You don't know those words? Thermistor? No. I said, what's a thermistor? You wouldn't know that?

Is that anything to do with temperature? Yeah. I mean, that's all like a resistor. A resistor that resists based on temperature. Okay, yeah. Yeah, no, an aileron. You know that one? Yeah. Okay.

Neo-Diam, Neo-Diam, Asimeth, Check-Sar. These are looking more familiar. Flops. Here we get into, here we get into the 80% man, Katana. Yeah. Straight course, yeah. Yeah, Bo-Zone.

Yeah. Yeah, Kuzah. Howitzer. And here's the kicker. This one is the most surprising one, she-mail. Yeah. This list looks a lot more familiar to me. 90% of men could say they are know the word she-mail.

And how many women? 50. 50% of women couldn't figure that word out by looking at it. Is that a little, I mean, it's surprising to anyone. The answer really is in the word. What's the definition? These 50% of women stood there with confused looks on that, she, she male?

Mm. What could that possibly be? This is like the, the Jessica Simpson thing about like the chicken of the sea tuna. Yeah. So like, is it, is it chicken or is it or I Think that's what it was right. Yeah, or was it buffalo wings? No, it was it was chicken. I see yeah Parsec fine how it's refined, but she male mm-hmm and 10% of men couldn't figure out what that word is

Jesus Christ. Yeah Oh, there you go. Oh dig de Gauss. De Gauss. Yeah, that's one that's a- So women know a lot about anything about the dress making. Analog tape, you know, that's, you have to de Gauss it to align the particles back to like random domains.

Yes. Let me see what else I got here. I don't really want to talk about crack pipes. Oh, the competitive advantage. Oh yeah, this one. Look. This really annoyed me. Look at the, here's Biden's new,

what do you see? Biden's new, nuclear, nuclear, nuclear something. Let me look up exactly what he is. Wait, this guy's in the administration. Yeah for new for nuclear energy Here you want to hear his videos? This person I don't find a gender queer This person identifies as gender queer with they then pronouns. Okay, his what's his title? That's what I'm trying to find out. Yeah Sam

Brinton. I understand the entertainment industry because it's all about a facade jumping on board with diversity hires and just pandering and, just completely morally bankrupt, but it's infiltrated like the highest levels. What do you mean? Diversity hires.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, this one, this one actually, okay, this is the Department of Energy's nuclear spent fuel secretary. So he's, this one is like what to do with the waste product reason. This is the opposite. Yeah. So, okay.

So here's his little video His kinks are animal sexuality and gay uncle BDSM There's now in charge of overseeing America's nuclear power plants. This is how empires end Okay, but not with a bang, but whatever the hell this Harming children is bad. Yeah, conversion therapy harms children. Stop conversion therapy. Now I'm fun with that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't wanna watch this dumb video.

So it's a very strange, it's not, it's not how you would expect to see. I saw people flipping out about this guy because of his his animal sexuality, which is him and his boyfriends dressing up like dogs or something. So it's like furry stuff. Yeah, I guess.

And like his gay uncle shit, but the people on the right are like, just so quick to outrage about anything that sounds anything like animals. I've saw people go like, oh, he's straight up, he fucks animals. Do you really want, I was like, well, wait a minute.

There's like, there's in between. Yeah, I don't, I don't remember, like, are you guys too young to remember? I want the song, I want to fuck you like an animal. Yeah. Like, you have a big problem with nine inch nails now. That's right. Suddenly, if a woman says like,

wow, you're hung like a horse, you like, oh, this is, what are you, fuck animals with that mouth? What are you, well, this is horrifying. I read his background. And he was like subject to conversion therapy as a kid. Is MIT graduate? Yeah.

Yeah, I think I'd be pretty pissed off too. Someone was trying to elect you for my brain because I was gay as a kid. Yeah, I mean, it's, isn't conversion therapy like mostly indoctrination and shit? It's like, pre- let's pray the gay away, basically. Yeah, it's crazy. That's crazy.

It's crazy. It's like, I'm not saying you, for a time you have gay thoughts. Like, you guys created this supervillain. Oh, no, and no time. No, it's even now, you persist. We're going fucks animals. Yeah. Like, you's even now. You persist with going fucks animals. Like you're the same. It just needs Jesus.

Yeah. Are we, we will kill him. Do we have Jesus in there? Okay. If we have to cram it up his ass. Like you throwing big fits every time girls are calling guys sugar daddies? Are you going around calling them fucking pedophiles?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, no, you're right. It's even, you made this. You made this. You still doing it. Yeah, of course. You guys, you killed Alan Turing. By the way, the guy who, like, no, you're right. You made this. You made this. You still doing it. Yeah, of course. You guys, you killed Alan Turing. By the way, the guy who like, stopped,

who saved millions of lives in World War II by cracking German encryption, that you chemically castrate because he was gay, you're still out there doing it. Yeah, yeah. Learned absolutely nothing. And to say the least, this is a women are terrified of nuclear power.

This is exactly who you want telling them not to be afraid of nuclear power. Yeah. Looking, non-threatening, uncle twink there. I don't know why I don't know. Let's see here. I'm gonna do some comments and then we gotta talk to the come pizza guy. Oh, let's listen to this. Reasons not to eat meat. Oh, good. Here we go. This is the, I think this is the Oxford

debate something debate club. Yeah, something. Yeah, something, something where experts get together. I believe we should move beyond all meat. Okay. The assumption that the dead protein comes out. Is that look like a student to you? It does not. Yeah. I don't know. Looks like Janet Reno's mother. The Oxford Union. Okay, let's rewind it a little bit.

Yeah. The assumption that the best protein comes from corpses is a racist belief. Right? How do you know the animal would have picked you to feed off their corpse? What? 21st century animal eating requires our complicity in a new colonialism. These events especially affect rules and young women. Your hamburger comes with a dose of misogyny.

Popular culture is for you. Great, just great. Just great. What in with references to sexy cows, sexy pigs, sexy chickens, sexy fishers, who all just want to have fun. They're all laughing. Meat eating is all the way to the end of a gas. Structures of oppression. I thought it was a good. I did. Masculinity, a construct of the gender binary facing constant desabilization. Yeah. These are just desperate.

And eating animals is its protection racket. White supremacist weaponized eating meat, eggs, and dairy. And the baking of liberal men as so-called soy boys are all part of the neo-Nazi messaging. neo-Nazi. They're all laughing at us. To say you're about animals has considered a sign of weakness and a world still committed to the gender binary. Meet eaters like anti-abortionists have forgotten

that one quality of non-existence is not having awareness about existence. When all else fails, meet eaters assert that animals are not our equals. I heard all your laughter. I know some of these must be new ideas or you think they're fringe or whatever. Very tired. Yeah.

Off the whiteness is part of the problem of meat eating. They people are laughing. What a lunatic. Yeah, it's fucking lunatic. Lunatic, that's the person like you tell your kids or whatever. Like, look, this woman is crazy. Like don't listen to anything she says. Don't talk to her if you can help it.

Don't listen, she's nuts. Oh yeah, here's the Joe Rogan article that I read. Maybe it's funny, let's see. Why shrugging off Joe Rogan's use of the N word is so dangerous. The podcaster Joe Rogan did not join a mob that forced lawmakers to flee for their lives. He never carried a confederate flag inside the US Capitol rotunda. No one died trying to stop him from using the N word. Well, I guess that's true. But what Rogan and those that defend him have done, since video clips of him using the N-word,

surfaced on social media is arguably just as dangerous as what a mob did when they stormed a US Capitol on January 6th last year. I agree with that. What's it? Equally, those two things are just as dangerous as each other. Did you see that footage that just came out of a guy

like going up to a door inside the White House or inside the Capitol, trying to open it and then looking up at a camera pointing to the door, and then it opens, and then he gets in a scuffle with cops and then he's kind of led away. It's really, really weird. Like he looks right up at the camera and points to the door and then it immediately unlocks and lets him open it. Let me in

No, he's inside. Oh, yeah, I'm not letting the people that come in. Oh, yeah, that all get that all ransacked the Capitol. No, I haven't seen it. Oh, it's weird And a broken breached a civic norm that is held America together since World War two Really it's an unspoken agreement that we would never return to the kind of country we used to be. The agreement revolved around this simple rule. What if strange vague like just, wait, we have an agreement. grandiose statement. Do we have an agreement?

Why do people have an agreement to not use the N word? Since World War II, the agreement revolved around this simple rule a white person would never be able to publicly use the N word again And that was a pay a price and that was a world war to the This is a really wild that's phrased buddy a white person would never this is the rule This is the rule for this for CNN a white person will never be able to publicly use the N word again and not pay a price That's the Blinds us together as wallet I got amazing What a strange statement

Exactly how much is it Rogan is so far paid no steep personal price professional prize for using a racial slur that's been called the nuclear bomb of racial epithets. Oh, get the fuck over it. It may even boost his career. Sure, that's what some of it. I mean, over the fucking N word, Jesus Christ, I mean, it's kind of rude, but I don't know if it's a nuclear bomb of, well, I mean, in, it's a sign of how desensitized we are. Is it akin to lynching a black person?

Of course not. That's sure. Oh, no. I mean, it's a, who's going to be in the field of, Joe Rogan's getting lynched here by paying, what's this paying a price? Shit. And the, it's the big one in its circle.

Yeah. You know what I mean? But it's like of like other racial like me name. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. It's, you know, it's like what size pond is it? It's the big fish in that pond, but it's not murdering someone because they're dark. But once we allow a white public figure to repeatedly use the foulest racial epithet in the English language, I don't, I mean, I think, I don't know. I think the ones that we use on women are worse.

Like, I don't want to be all John Lennon on everybody, but it seems like you can say whatever you want about women, except for fat. I'm going to put fat up against the N word. Uh, uh, if Joe Rogan, if there was a video of Joe Rogan except for fat. I'm going to put fat up against the N word. Uh, if Joe Rogan, if there was a video of Joe Rogan calling a woman fat, he'd be done. Maybe so. Uh, the foulest racial in the ain't without experiencing any form of punishment, we have become a different country. He's writing, he's writing about. He's writing that like he's using it on a daily basis now. You know what I mean? Who cares?

Yeah. What a weird, what a weird thing to put out. We got to punish this fucking guy. Well, we're going to lose or else our country is going to fall apart. It's just built on so many like insane assumptions. Yeah. Oh, I think like this. So everybody thinks like this.

This is yes, that's how we acted as a society. We all, it was just a, by telepathy, after World War II, we all just kind of got it in our heads. We all have this agreement that we weren't gonna use the N word. Right. That's what caused the Holocaust. If you'll remember, right? If you read your mouse, you'll know that what caused the Holocaust was the N word being thrown around liberally.

It's so weird, man. This world is just so fucking bizarre. Okay, oh shit, it's almost one. I don't even have time for comments. Let me see if to come pizza man. Oh, yes, please. Oh, did I not connect to this cord? Shit. No, I connected to the other thing. Live show. There we go. Maybe later. I got to do Odyssey games at two. I got a hard out. Right on. Hey, Lauren Southern, try to fuck me over so hard on those games yesterday. Really? I had a contest, we had to do a headstand. Yeah.

But the girl I was competing against couldn't get up on her head to do the headstand. Yeah. So she goes, okay, just let's do a stand on one leg challenge then. Yeah. Like, are you fucking kidding me? I've been walking on one leg for three weeks. Yeah. Do you know how much pain this leg is in all the time? Yeah. Do you know how much that's, do you know how much pain this leg is in?

All the time. It's like, well, she can't do, the other girl can't do a headstand. How is that possible? Can't change the way. What do you mean can't do a headstand? You just jump up. Anyway, he's in the green room.

Oh, bring him in the live show. I'll read some comments and we'll talk to the common beats of man. Gregorns the gays is I came, I went and saw the conjuring in a predominantly black part of DC back when it had come out in theaters. It was the best movie going experience I ever had.

A guy walked out midway and said, oh, no, I'm gonna go watch some cartoons. Nice. So that's a, it is fun. Patrick C. I mean, it's like going to a black church, like which I've been to. Oh, have you?

Yeah. Which, uh, it's just a lot more lively. Yeah. Why people just fucking up tight. It's, it's way more interactive. There's actual, you see, like what looks like actual joy. Yeah. You know, as opposed to we should feel really bad about everything and this. Yeah, that's what pisses me off about that.

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Yeah, you clip the corner sash. Yeah, backpack. Back, this is manly. This is manly. Sure. This is manly. This is manly. Sure. This is for women. Man, I'm holding my backpack over one arm, being very masculine and manly.

But I move my hand five inches up and the backpack slings down. Yeah. That's, you're going to have to, we're going to confiscate all your manliness credentials that you need other men to agree on if you've achieved significant or, I love that.

Yeah, a whole pack. If you've achieved manliness, we as the pack will get together while we're jacking each other off. Right. And decide, holy shit man, right? Just ordered the loot boxes.

All of you fucking man crate. When you get a. Oh, now you're fucking man-crate. When you get a hatchet, you're monthly hatchet, slash beard oil, slash strip of leather, bacon of the month club, not in a whittling stick. This is a special manly or wood that you can use to whittle on. You can whittle your, if it's a DIY pipe, the upper level gets a sperm whale tooth. You can do skrimshaw.

It's an instructable and you construct your own corn cob pipe of manliness and then you get directions to the back of a Starbucks where we have our man meetings every month and talk about how gay purses are. Right. Fuck you. God damn it. While you drink frappuccinos. Yeah. You God damn it while you drink frappuccinos

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I understand. It's so weird, like the posturing that people do. And I compelled to do all the time. Because women are so awful to them. Chris Ernst says, you sound like a bunch of drunk white women at brunch when talking about Joe Rogan. Hmm. Good thing I've never heard a racist joke out of you guys before.

Okay. I think he's being sarcastic. I don't know. Thomas Jackson, please comment on Adidas posting a bunch of tits on their Twitter. What? Maybe for the next episode, when do penis is ever get that kind of support? Go fuck yourself. You didn't see the Adidas posting tits.

They just posted a like like great of ugly tits, mostly ugly tits like uncovered. Yeah. Naked tits. I have where we support the here. Hold on. And then I'll get to come in and... Here. Uh...

Adidas boobs. Add. Adidas shares a photo of 25 pairs of bear breasts. I can't put this on the stream, obviously. For obvious reasons, Adidas can do it, but I can't. Damn it, where is it? Does anybody have the chance? What does that have to do with Adidas?

Well, the whole marketing thing is just for ugly, it seems to be, can you post a nonsensored one? All right, well, whatever, I mean, like it, Twitter.com slash Adidas. That's not that's not the right Adidas. Republic of the Philippines. Okay. Adidas. That's because I was saying it wrong. Doing it. Got it. Well, it's just one deal.

There it is. Here it is. Isn't this is what Adidas posted as their yeah, like we need to do we need to do bras. You need a bra. Check out all these so it's a detest bra. Okay. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I guess they're getting closer and grosser now. But just going to be a bunch of fat pigs like with no tits next. And like Harry, uh, uh, Harry tits. And this is, this is, this is what everybody should be doing. This is, I don't know what the fuck this is. Got a lot, I mean, look at this one.

Oh, it's so fucking weird. It's disgusting. Come on guys. This is like, what are you wearing this? I don't wanna wear my Adidas tracksuit anymore. Yeah. Cause you're doing this. Yeah. You telling me these tits like this care about what they're wearing? I don't wear my Adidas tracksuit anymore. Cause you're doing this.

You telling me these tits like this, care about what they're wearing? People usually wear stuff because they like, care about what they look like. And big fat, discussing people care less. I would think. Anyway. First range. Fat camp.

Dear Dick, we had to go to bariatric sensitivity training at work, fat camp. I thought, we had to go to bariatric sensitivity training at work. Fat camp. I thought you would benefit from the slide deck. Drake. I called the voicemail the other day, the button to stop and re-record didn't work so far. Okay. Do you want to see this guys? Bariatric. What did he say? Bariatric sensitivity training. Yes. Do you have obesity bias? Yes. Yes, I do.

Oh, they got pictures of fat people and then pictures of some skinny people. Do I make assumptions based on only weight regarding a person's character, intelligence, professional success, health status? Well, yeah, definitely that. Or lifestyle behaviors. Yeah, of course, on the last one. I don't know so much about the other ones. Yeah, sure. Uh, am I comfortable working with people of all shapes and sizes? Yeah. Yeah. Do I give appropriate feedback to encourage helpful behavior change? No. It's not, what do you mean to encourage helpful

behavior change? Are these counselors? I don't know. It's not your work. If you're a co-worker, it's not your job to try to help somebody run their life. Do I treat the individual or only the condition? I don't know about that one. Oh, this seems like a medical thing. Okay. Fat too. Let's see here.

Yeah, it seems like training for somebody who's in a position to work type to bias. Social bias. Oh, be still. God, it's all training for somebody who's in a position to work, you know, type device, social bias. Oh, be sure, God, it's all this the same fucking thing. Okay, let's get the come guy. Just insert a press group here, I think. Yeah. Uh, boy, am I ready for this?

All right. John Wolf, are you there? John Wolf. Hello. Hey, how you doing? Hey, Dic, hey, Sean. Hey, what's doing? Hey, hey, Dirk. Hey, Sean. Hey, what's happening? Okay. So you last time you called in you ate a pizza that you had a bunch of guys come on. Is that right? Absolutely. That was the last time I was here. Oh my goodness.

And I didn't think you could top that. And certainly not so quickly. But do you want to explain to people what you've been up to recently? Well, it's been a really fun time. It was a plan for MFF. That was the last time we talked about it. Yeah, I was going to do something else there. And I actually ended up not doing anything at MFF because concerns were actually from like the hotel staff or not the hotel. The convention staff actually didn't What a dangerous man to the actual convention. It was was the hotel that Didn't want to be aligned with him and now it's the whole convention

Yeah, I don't do it. I like like don't do one this year like I like don't do one Like it's not a new your best. Thank you. The convention staff. Oh did they threaten you? There's like a fire here cooling off period. Did they ask you? They asked you nicely not to do anything. Okay. Okay. And I was like, okay. Okay.

It was a fun time though. How did birthday party? Everything at MFF. It was a really, really great time. What's MFF? Midwest for a Fest. Okay. For a Festival.

In Chicago, right? Chicago, the biggest one. I've been to that one. I was the biggest FF. I was the biggest FF. Oh, okay, so you didn't do anything, you didn't do anything at MFF, but then when did you do something?

Well, there was an X convention and it was since City, Mercon, and it was in Las Vegas. It seems like the place to do it. Yeah, Vegas. It seems like the place to do it. Yeah, very good. It seems like the place to do it. And someone posted art on for each Twitter. They drew a picture of a bong with a bunch of c'mon it.

And that's where my idea kind of got inspired from for my next party. And what was that idea? Can I guess? Can I guess? Can I guess? Yes. Are you instead of water in the

Bong or are you filling it up with Com and then smoking bud through it? Abs, I fucking literally. It's exactly what we did. Ah. That is fucking. Ah. I don't know what's more disturbing.

The fact that he did that or the fact that I nailed it. Ah. This stuff is disgusting. Dude. I heard Bong in common. I'm like, there's liquid in a ball. How many guys? Well, go ahead.

Tell the story of how this went down, please. Well, so it was a day for the party. So the first day was pretty chill and pretty tame. I had this idea for a party because my friends with mine had, they had the, like the biggest suite at the hotel. And so it was perfect for hosting a party. And I had a whole chat and everything we'd up to the event and had the, the come-bong party chat. What's that? What's a come-bong party chat? It's fair. You know, you just put that room on the party, you know, we had to like make sure we were

like, because we only had so much space in the room. What do you mean like a jam on your closet? How many guys did you have involved in this? It was a 70 person limit. I think at the end of who you had 60 people in the room? Yeah. Like 60 or 70 people in the room, 50 people in the room. Like 60 or 70 people in the room rotating.

Okay. So this time we got to the party. And so before this, for the cum bomb, I'm thinking I have to buy a bomb. Like I have to go, I have to go find a bomb, like go to a smoke shop and pay for it. The ones I have are all full of come. Who's those?

So what kind of bon did you get? Like a glass one so you could actually you didn't get any bon. Someone approached me saying they wanted so badly to buy the bon for me. A sponsor. Who's the sponsor? I would have sponsored this. Honestly. I know. You should have reached out. I would have sponsored this, honestly. I know.

You should have reached out. I would have bought you a bond for this. Really? Of course. The name was Kyra. That was their name. Okay. Really?

Yeah. That's your name. Kind of came to me. And they're like, man, I really want to buy you the bond of this bond party and then keep it. I'm like, they want to keep it. Yeah, they want to keep it. Oh my god I tell him what I need. I'm like I need like a clear bond You know like I need like a clear bond to see all to see all the come because like I can't have like a tempered glass Like like designs colors. I can't have a tempered glass, like designs, colors, it has to be clear,

it has to be good. So it has to be good. It has to be good. Yeah, it has to be like, you know. Okay. This is so much worse than the pizza. I did not think you could top the pizza, like, because just 100 guys coming on a pizza is not bigger and better, but this is so much bigger and better.

And worse, thank you. So how many guys, well, I guess women too, how many men or women, men and women with penises did you have in your party when you did it? We actually, the number, we actually doubled the pizza, which is how much? 38. We have 38 loads in the bond. So you got, you had enough come in that bond to get the stem submerged. We had 75% come and we had to put 25% water.

I was just going to have to help it out. You had to help it out a little bit. I mean, it's still, but yeah. So what's really for though? Oh, you gotta draw through it. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, that's what's happening. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Just that mental picture of actually hitting that thing. Just fuck you. Because you know the smell of weed and the taste of weed just income mixing those together. And bon water.

I know it's clean at the clean quarter and quarter of the time. Oh my god. Oh god. How thick? How hard was it to draw through? Yeah, like a pretty, pretty, pretty much, but like it actually pulled like kind of nicely, like it actually like pulled up. That's what I would expect in this. It was kind of nice.

For those of you who don't know, just see how it bond works, right? You put the stem, the stem is submerged in the usually water, but it's liquid in this case. Sure. And then you breathe in from the top, and it pulls air in through the weed, through the stem that's a tube, and then up into your body. And you're kind of filters and cools it. As it goes, there's in cools it, it's ideal.

But this contaminated it with semen. Some people put ice cubes in the water. I've seen, you know. Yeah. I'm gonna cut the cubes. Oh, you remember those? Uh, yeah, I guess seen, you know. I put a couple cubes. Oh, we remember those. Yeah, I guess you, okay, so what did it taste like? All right, so the smoke was like really salty.

Like it was like salty smoke. I swear, I actually got you higher. Like like using the comb, like instead of water, it got you more baked. Look at America, here comes the next trend. Get you higher. What? Yeah. Cat piss. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, 30 minutes in the party, like almost 30 minutes an hour, we had the first five

or six people come in the bond. Actually, you have to come directly into the bond. Yeah, you're not putting it in something else like everybody go off and doing their own thing. We've had a funnel actually. We had a funnel. Okay. But yeah, engineer that cup funnel.

Okay. Engineered. You didn't bring one. You didn't think to pick a funnel up beforehand. You had to make one. Yeah, I didn't think about it. I was I put in the shadow. I'm like, does anybody like into water source like bring their funnel, please

And actually 30 minutes in the party we security got called to our room So we called in a bio hazard Why how loud are you guys being are you like yeah being like crazy? Oh, you're filling up this combo on a Saturday and a fucking Vegas afternoon. It's like like on you did this in the afternoon when it was still light outside. A lot of people are still sober. It's a convention. Nobody sober. Which hotel did you do this at at the Renaissance? Oh, which one's the Renaissance?

I don't even really aimed like. It was a really shitty hotel. A mid convention, really shitty hotel that did not like for a reason to not like us. So security showed up at your room? Yeah, they're like you guys can't have people line up your door, you guys can have a flight at least. Where are you lining up? Are they in their fur suits? Yeah, of course. Oh my God. When did you do this? Oh my God, like three o'clock, like three or two days.

No, no, one day. What month and day? It was last Saturday. Oh, last Saturday. I feel like I was one to see that. I feel like I was one to see that. In Vegas. The line of, the line of,

I'm picturing it. I was the first person that came into the bond was the same first person that came on the pizza. Come. That's nice. First, I wish I could tell you, they're actually, they actually know you because they're a YouTuber themselves. Oh God.

Who are they? I asked them if I could tell you and they don't want me to out them just yet It's veto I know it Are they known as a furry or they secret furry? Kind of both like they're not totally well. How can you be both? Like it's not a good convention of free sure Okay, it's not known that they go to these parties. Gotcha.

These parties are there more of this one party. He does want you to think he's in that deep, probably. I get, yeah, you know, coming along, strange crappie hotels and coming in. You can't just, oh my god. You got these guys working in shifts to fill up your bond. See, I would think that would be the most, the most important part of choosing the bond is not to get one of those big fuck off reservoir bonds. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, you got to keep it tied, right? And you till it's area. Just a two, a glass tube. You have pictures

of the of the bond and the full one. Yes. Of course. Okay, I got you. I actually had to delete the tweet that I posted because the hotel. Yeah, I'm in favor of that. The hotel is going to charge the convention more money if I didn't delete the tweet. What? Why? Honestly, I guess it looked bad for them. I didn't tag them or anything. What happened to what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens to the city? Shit. Nothing more sinful than this. Yeah, exactly.

Are you sending me the pictures? Yes. Where are you sending them to me on Twitter? I'll just get to you on Twitter. Okay. So what's it called? What's it going on about again? I forgot. You were talking about security and having to delete the pictures because the convention was going to be charged more money for some reason. Yeah. Vegas has some kind of morality clause. Yeah.

Yeah. This is what's happening. The hotel management changed. I don't know how closer to the day of the convention, but basically a lot of the upper management changed and didn't want to run this convention anymore. pretty much they were going to charge the convention more money if I didn't delete the tweet and they were going to ban me from the Mary Aggolho's hell chain. It's not all. It's just crazy.

I'm saying the picture right now. What the hell? Like, this is the worst thing that's happened in a mess. That's what I'm saying. Like hookers in hotels, like blow, like fucking hookers on net, like in day. I mean stealing people's money. Like he did get one that's flared out down there. Oh my God. Oh my God. Dude. It's a. All right. I'm gonna put this on stream and say that it's fake and this is condensed milk that we're looking at in case any of YouTube sponsors want to...

Oh no! Oh, that's so much come! So at the party, we got 33 and then after the fact I have five more people go to me after the party We're like please let me come in the bone please we'll go in the bathroom right now like let's go That is fucking So the person who bought this bomb totally fucked you over by getting a gigantic triangle bomb like it's shaped like a Oh my god my mouth is watering. Not because I want to eat the cum.

That's your mouth water. That's how it's. The person, it's got like a, what is this called, Sean? Like a, is this a Bunsen beak? I don't know. What's a triangular one called? It does look like a beaker shape. A beaker? I think, yeah. Oh, man. What are you wearing here, these chaps?

I'm like my Margie Fatchies. Oh my God. Oh my God. So I was gonna do this picture. It's me actually walking out of the party. I had a sandwich in my hand and I had to come home. Ah, you had a sandwich? What's, I had to come home. You had a sandwich? What's, please tell me what kind of sandwich we could be ruined forever.

Yeah. It was a prime dip. It was a, it was a, what? A French dip like one of the French chips. Oh, no. Oh, couldn't be anything else. Oh, no. We're walking to the elevator and I go to walk in the elevator and I walk in to

to the convention staff and hotel staff in the elevator with my friend holding the come-bang holding the sandwich and I am mortified because I didn't I didn't realize until I saw my shirt and got an elevator. And we have to just ride to like like probably like six or seven fours down and just hope they don't see it. It was like, oh no. Holding the come cum bomb there. Yeah. Like holding the full cum bomb, like passing the cum bomb, like all lady in the elevator.

Like in the hallway, she's just looking at me like. This is like, there's so much worse than fear and loathing. This is what, this is what it is now. Dodging lineups of furry buccackeys. There's like five or six people that smoked out of it, I think.

We all like were like, like, the hash marks, like, there's hash marks on the bonn that people would come and then do a hash mark. Do you have like a time lapse of it? How long did it take? And then you finally went, we have to add some water, right? Yeah, at the end, we were like, okay, I was 33 and then we got,

I was 31, sorry, and then we got two more in 33. So then I added a, yeah, I added like a little bit of a bottle of water because it was quite not at the same word, bubbles, you know, it gets like pull through, right? Yeah, yeah. I just a little bit, it actually wasn't that much. It was, it was a lie. Like, so from the

time of the first deposit, how long until you were able to smoke out of it? Four hours, five hours. Oh, so it cooled off? How was it still hot? Did you have to, what, what are you really cool to have? Well, I put water in it too. Well, I mean, it's hot. It's a Dixon. It's hot when it comes out. Right?

Yeah, it cools down pretty fast. So then when it's going to a collective of everyone else has come. OK. Definitely. Have you ever spoke come before? Yeah. All right. Well, do you have any things you would have done differently? I feel like instead of clapping when everyone was like after the person came, like we started

clapping that got the noise complaints, so we started snapping. You know, they do that at like ultra progressive schools and shit, they snap. They just do jazz hands. Why is clapping? Well, that's right much it's to yeah racist right stabbing right right right this is a Somehow this is a salt or you know clapping. I think we actually did a really good job like like it wasn't I don't think I would do much differently because it worked out really well everyone's really receptive to it Like everyone was really receptive to it. Like everyone was really ready to just come up on.

Like, I did. I got it. I got it. Like, guys, it took the one person, they put like a toy in their butt and like, fucking got it going and got it started. And then it was getting like, once the one person did it, it was all the dominoes just started falling. The floodgates opened.

The floodgates opened. The floodgates opened. Oh. There are people who are excited to do anything. Yeah. Did they like, did they like not come for like a week leading up to it? So they could really give you the role. Some of them did. Yeah.

Some of them who saved up, some of them do yeah some of them who saved up some of them just like you know yeah she came in like somebody will show it up to the party and we're all dressed up and stuff we someone show up in a pizza a pizza outfit hmm call back just bound to happen yeah you're your thing is already getting meta my friend fucked a Pleshi to come in the Bronx, so he fucked a Pleshi and then poured, poured the come into the bond from the Pleshi. Okay. What do you ring out its fur? What's going? I mean, are there Pleshi's made to come into that have like, of course, what do you mean? Is there something need to come into? Yeah. Yeah. He nodded. He nodded. He nodded them. to come into. Yeah, he nodded. He nodded them. Yes. Okay. Have you seen those Japanese seamen extracting machines? Of course, they would have like a machine, so specifically

for something. Yeah, I mean, it's like you step up and they, it's got like a, like a tube, like a flashlight on it that jacks you off. I don't know who's going to go to the mall and use this, but maybe. Yeah, I should put in a public place, right? Yeah. Biggest is really, really fun. It was a really great time. Possibly really well.

Nobody got in trouble or anything like that. I don't get to tell the hotel this time, which was awesome. What do you have planned next? Well, we have Canada going to Canada at the end of this month. Okay. It's for Van Coofer. Good. You know, like the Canadian, like, you know, signature dish.

Poutine? Well, poutine. Yeah, that's like in Quebec, I think, right? I mean, yeah. You can be. Yeah. You can see BC, a French Canadian. You're going to come in a poutine. That's a poutine. Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, a city of the Canadians want to have. Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's funny. I don't know how you going to top this one. Come, Bung. That's one of the, I'll remember that on my deathbed. This is one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Yeah. See you smoking it. See you smoking it.

I video be so good. Okay. I want to show that on the stream if you don't want your face shown or whatever. Oh no, it's me through my first year. It's fine. Oh my god. What a pro. Yeah, I'm the only show my face. Dude, it's been a while with Kiwi Farms going after me since I made the whole pizza stuff. And now this is well, they're gone after you, but you're having such a good time. I would anyone want to shut this down. Doesn't seem to bother him. Yeah, sure. Send me the video. I got sure. No, I just sense it.

Okay. A cum bomb does actually get you higher confirm. Okay, and then we're gonna do some voicemails and get the hell out of here. You got audio? Yeah, here you go. There's got, oh, damn. Uh-huh.

Yeah, how you doing it? Oh, God. Oh, the coming John. Oh, sorry, sorry, everybody. Okay, that's it, John. My God. Do you have any, do you have any thing that makes you rage, bud? Nowadays, it's been, it's been really chill. It's been, it's been really nice.

I haven't had anything that's, that's made me upset or I read about this party, like about anything. It's been, it's been really good. It's been really good and really positive. Okay. Well, good luck in your future come devours. So the hotel, sorry, the hotel. You're right for that.

It's really shitty. We're gonna change the hotel, not we, but the adventure is gonna get a different hotel. Yeah. This time around. Yeah, a friendly hotel. A little too classy for that place. Dude, my friend found like a bloody hamprint

in his hotel room in the second black room. Okay, that's, thank you for calling in. Please keep me updated on your next activity. I look at you again. Do you want to plug anything? Actually, everything. My Twitter is just main Twelfi with me. I mean, do all of me. But why at the end? I actually I'm really seeing a music video tomorrow. Oh And that should be pretty pretty fun. Something like 4 or 2. We've been working on it like the past a couple weeks Can you tease us with a title? Yeah, what's the title? You're you're It's actually a cover of a song. Okay, and the song is about writing a daddy and making them come inside me.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm. Can't wait. We'll listen to that on the show, obviously. Okay. Have a good one. Enjoy the Super Bowl.

Yeah, absolutely. You too. Don't eat too much. Don't eat too much. What did you say? I said, don't eat too much. No, no, what he said. He said, thanks for having me.

Oh, I said, have a good one. Yeah,. So thank you. All right. Bye. See ya Jesus What are you doing something before that? I don't know Thank you reddick e read some comments you reading comments waiting for him. They made an album of you Yes, I heard that. Made a Sean album. Sean's very own album. You got to play that at the end.

Okay. A woman moment, don't read my name. Hey, Dick, long time listener. One of you to know about the sheer insanity of women, like you're trying to let people know. I went to high school with this girl like eight years ago and she starts posting on her social media or hanging out with another dude who's not her husband who's in the army. I send the husband pictures of them hanging out because he's a way at boot camp figuring

he won't have access to his phone just so that way he has the information to do with what he will. Why would you do that? He's going to kill somebody. Why would you do that to someone? Get this guy to the front lines. Yeah. Why would you do that?

Hey, bro, just want to let you know, there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing you can do about it. Right. And I don't even know if anything's happening, but I just want you to be aware that I think something. I want your mind to run wild. Come to find out he does. He does.

He's got a break in a week. Come to find out he does. He does. He's got a break in a week. Come to find out he does have access to his phone. And he saw it. So I guess my lesson is just don't interfere with people's business. Yes. But that's neither here nor there. Because now I'm stuck in this mess. And she started attacking me on social media, trying to gaslight an autist who remembers

everything. So I just removed her because Doug not thinking anything of it continues going on my day except for yesterday when I got a notification of Bob I don't know the story is better because I found out that she is a hundred percent cheating on her boyfriend. But just watch TV like don't make you don't need to make your life TV. Just watch people like gasols on television. Just write them both off and just chalk it up to a lesson learned. Yes, I'm sorry. Yeah. Sorry for what I did. And then don't initiate any contact with either with anybody.

Don't ever do that again. That's right. Well, you'll see what happens. You're really creating problems for yourself. Trevor Bauer, hey, Dick, can you please talk? Somehow they'll both be pissed at you. Yeah, because and they should be. Yeah, because you're the last person

that should be involved in this. Yeah, true. Trevor Bauer. Hey, Dick, can you please talk about what's happening to Trevor Bauer on the next Dick show episode? I know you follow baseball and like the Dodgers. So you probably know more about it than I do. On the off chance you haven't seen it. Here's a video of Trevor's statement. Did you know it's happening in this guy? Oh, yeah. Well, catching superstar for the Dodgers and this bitch is trying to out him for having rough sex with her. I mean, he fractured a skull.

I mean, did he admit that? Because I don't believe anything women say when it's a rich and famous guy that they're tired of boning them. She filed a restraining order. Well, they were, they're both into it. Like I think he didn't like Pasadena. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I haven't kept up on it in, in some months, but yeah, uh, apparently it

all got like a judge. She, she tried to file a restraining order against him and the judge said, he's not doing anything to you. Like he wants nothing to do. You know, what he think of him doing anything to you? Well, he only got together with her when they both wanted. It's not like he was stalking like what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, restraining order would be to, you know, of course, they all pay attention to it too. It's like another woman that just belongs, can't take just the inf, just the information out there. It sounds terrible, but for whom?

I, for, well, for him, for his reputation. Yeah. And they put him on like suspension. Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. My sister was telling me the details. Yeah, I have it. I don't know if anything, if anything new has come to light, I'll have to look it up.

It's been months since I followed that. And he was suspended the whole time over some chick who's just, well, he got tired of banging and she decided to get as much attention as possible and ruin his life as much as she could or having an effect on his life. I don't know when, I don't know how long after it happened she waited.

I mean, I think there was some time. Yeah. But the thing was, was major league baseball, I think. I think I'm right. Did a thing where basically you can only suspend him for a certain amount of time before you either have to, it's like the right to a speedy trial type of thing. You can't just suspend him and not charge him with something or not make a ruling on

it. But they kept, they kept pushing it. They kept pushing it. They changed the rule. Actually, we will. Astros here pretty much. Pretty much. I think it's court dates kept getting pushed and they're like, well, yeah, I mean, you can do.

And everybody just pretends like women, like we don't know personally, women who are fucking insane. Like, usually, baseball has to go like, oh, yeah, I've never heard of a woman being totally fucking insane before. Well, why would they target totally rich athletes? I mean, yeah, it totally does happen.

It totally does happen. Half of them. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know in this case what the, but like from what I honestly, both they like, it was supposed to be rough. I mean, like that was like the thing they were, they're both in there. They like, they did like a bunch of text messages and shit like that. They're, but yeah, I don't know. I don't know what they'll ever. These companies, I don't know what they'll, they'll never know what happened and who fucking told who to do what and stopped and not stopped. And it's, it's, it's more about the these giant companies. That is their idea of what women are. Like, you know, Bill Cosby's lowered expectation is the real racism. Like, though, these companies go like,

oh, this woman is claiming this? Well, you know, we gotta take that seriously. Because that's what I was like, that's not a serious person. No, this is a fucking psycho. Could be. I mean, probably if she's, you know, she probably has some kind of fucking

personal problems. I don't doubt that. Yeah. I don't doubt that. Yeah, I don't doubt that. I don't know, you got my, I hadn't thought about that in months because they suspended them so quick. You know, first the Dodgers were like, we gotta put you on the shelf

to we figure out what's going on. Major League Baseball's like, no, we're putting you on the shelf where the Dodgers want to or not. Yeah. And then it was like they traded for, or they got Max Scherzer and like, you know, he was the, you know, he was the one,

it could be, it was like, and we almost Dodgers fans almost forgot about Trevor Bauer because he just went away so quickly and it was like everybody in their mind just went, we're not getting him back this year regardless. Because of this. Yeah, whether or not, whether or not he'll ever pitch.

We're not, he'll ever pitch in the majors again? I'm sure he'll never pitch for the Dodgers, but I hope the guy who cures cancer is like the worst person in the world. He's like, we're times a million. Right. And everyone has to get that like, oh, yeah, but it's like,

yeah, but yeah, we're going to the cure. We're not going to use the cancer cure. And he's just on the news every day. Fuck this, fuck you, fuck. Like, ah, ah, ah. I'm going to dedicate my life to curing cancer now. You know, and, you know what? And everybody would take the cure.

Yeah. What I can't wait for is the war on cancer, where you have to get injected with mRNA shit that doesn't even do fix the cancer. Oh, okay. You know, it's, you can't fix cancer. Oh, okay. And what are you, what's it doing then?

I don't know. Giving you a different answer. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, the polio vaccine is like that now that most polio cases in Africa are caused by the vaccine. What? Because so, it's been so thoroughly wiped out.

Yeah. In Africa, the vaccine causes more because it's, you know, that's the nature of vaccines. Well, not this, of the polio vaccine. Is it sometimes it causes polio? Well, they, very rarely. Yeah, really, that I think it depends on because there was, I'll show you, because there was something when they first put it out, they didn't follow Salk's formula, like this

is in like the 50s. Yeah. And it made a bunch of people sick. Yeah. The way he said to do it was fine, but I was thought it was dead cells or weakened. I don't know, maybe this is a new one. Let me try to pull it up.

But what annoys me about it, yeah, new new new new polio outbreak in Sudan caused by oral vaccine. Oral vaccine. So the who says a new polywout break in Sudan is linked to an ongoing vaccine, sparked epidemic. I want to know is it something that there's not supposed to be using?

Well, the old vaccine was free. So they decided to make an updated one that's got an alarm built in and it charges wirelessly and they can charge a lot more for it, right? I mean, that's like, that's what's going on. I was with the kids and they all go vaccine derived. Yeah. What? I mean, I don't, that's what's going on. I was with the kids, like, I'm going to go vaccine derived. Yeah. What? I mean, I don't know. What are you going to? Oh, I just want to know if it's like, what, you know, wear it, like, who makes it where it came from. I know like the, like the COVID, vaccine in India was fucked up. Well, it's all fucked up.

Because they're making it fucking, you know, did you see that Pfizer? India said, okay, well, you can do your vaccine here, but you see that Pfizer India said, okay, well, you can do your vaccine here, but you got to run it through some trials to make sure it's safe and effective. And Pfizer just said never mind. Oh, really? Well, that was today India, India, the billion fucking people, a billion people to get injected. They said, well, yeah, you can have access to our billion people, but you got to run a trial, make sure it's safe.

And they said, yeah, that we be cool. We've already done. We don't need, they don't want to take the rest of the world's data, probably. Like it's like the, yeah, so. What is the, okay, what's the most cynical interpretation of that action? What the, like every, we might not pass that test. What, India?

Yeah, like I don't think India is the bar for like, what's okay and what's not okay? Health wise. A clinical trial? A test bar for like what's okay and what's not okay? Health wise clinical trial test this is safe and effective and they said, it's past everybody else's clinical trials. But then why wouldn't they do it all over the place? Why not just say, yeah, sure, go for it. I know. You would think you would think they

what's the most cynical interpretation of it. I know what the most cynical interpretation of that is, is that somehow they fooled everyone else or paid everyone else off in India. They're there. They didn't have any other tests. Of course they did. It's yeah. It's when they have developed when they do this one for who knows? I don't even know the store.

I'm listening to you. You tell me that. Did you? Okay. Did you see the Moderna CEO sold all of his shares and deleted a Twitter account? No. Yeah. Okay.

Moderna. What's the most cynical interpretation of that? That he knows it's going to crash. No. How do you, yeah. Okay, Moderna. What's the most cynical interpretation of that? That he knows it's gonna crash. Yes. Uh, how much would you start? No, I'm gonna see how Moderna didn't dump there. Yes, he did.

Look, it's all, yeah. The deep dive. Let's see. I don't know what that is, but. The deep dive. How much Moderna stock did he own? I'll get to the bottom of this very quickly. No, he didn't dump 400 million.

Oh, nothing to see here. Just deleted his Twitter account. Then he dumped. No, that's not true. These are people. These are people tweeting, by the way. Yeah. No, I know that.

Oh, that's not true. I'm looking for his forms. That's a form. I don't know exactly how much he dumped, but he did not true. I'm looking for his forms. That's a form. I don't know exactly how much he dumped, but he did dump it. Common stock. All right, I don't know. I got a little research to do.

Ah. Okay, how about this one? Did you know the holding company that owns Neil Young's, that bought Neil Young's music, is owned by an investment company that where the CEO of, I think it it's Pfizer is on the board. Yeah, come on. Uh-huh. Come on. Show get out there. Neil, do it. Come on. Get out there. We on your, we're the company that owns the company that owns your music. Go cause some problems.

But then. Okay, let's listen to Sean album, the Doose of Oifer voice music get out of here sweet now I got to go win 10 grand the street got 18 minutes. Yeah, let's do oh my god What do you think about the thriller right? It's up the thriller thriller It's also the drill her Wow cover This is

This is I hate is I Hate Birds. I'm nervous. Kindle and hide. It's a whole album. Yes. Kindle and hide. It's at batheatermusic.bandcamp.com. Maybe I can get a Sean URL to point out at the Sean.

Here is I Hate Birds. I forget, oh yeah, my point with polio I'll tell you why one bothered Sean now they almost I hate birds those stupid fucks the tweet who chirp and club to my I have the Martin birds I'll kick their cage in so Sean can read his wiki paid I hate birds now I'm on a mission to wipe them out I hear one Listen Hi little sweetie

What a cute birdie Far from your nest Or are you hurting? Maybe my two friends can make you feel better The heel of my boot and this M9 burrata Yeah Another one down Off to the pet store right across town

I bludgeon a budgie Stompa couple cockadiels choke a macaque with macaques Is gillin' real Killing more birds than KFC for you Sean That's why I haven't made too many new songs Jins and do you love starlings and Tucson Here's Turkey jerky I made you to chew on I'm whaling on whales

Thrashing on thrashers Linching gold fitches Crack bones of grapple I'm making the crow's flee Opposite of pitchcock Saw my mom had crow's feet So I ripped her face off I think the older and make a miscage would agree that it's fine to be kicking a cage With a bird locked inside if it makes me a rage That a different bird bummed you on a different day

In my animal corner, I'm an animal coroner And that cause a death for all these birds is undying loyalty to the number one audio engineer I love you Sean, so I made you all these uses piles of use to fly I'm dying loyalty to the number one Auditio Engineer I love you Sean So I made you all these uses pals Use the fly I'm gaining notoriety You've been eyes so many lives that Peter wants to hide Or me trust to be Sean I got this

Corction Barnes, Bombers, Zeus, Call Animal, Welfare I'm owning brins with all of you Slap in their face while I'm clipping their windows Watch them flop around while I'm kicking the things Left a job house to wife I said, sorry bitch so long My main goal in life is to never disappoint Sean Get to LA dodging human poo every step of the way to the goddamn zoo Grim Reaper mean the six-cipit is slimy knocking on cages this trail right behind me of beaks feathers guts

That's the way that I like it covered in See coming to the next layer of Viking. Oh, it's really really good Trip by wave to the nice kids Mr. Earl and Vito? Haha, I'm gapped ya Mr. Girl letter beats like Dwight Schrute Not a Pito, I just think he a kid's cute The last girl that is going on the phone Now to be fair, we're satirical shaperos Peter Lent, you're the boss of a shot

Now tell me where you live with these birdies all gone I could maybe camp in your back or front lawn So you could hear my sweet voice sing all night long Shiny, Shiny, Shiny, you mix like cement Truck sober like blizzards, you're likely a great fathom Things like a guillotine, audio squeaky clean Killer up the show, don't you know what you really mean? Answer meals sporadically, the strong silent time

Never talked about your dog because you value all our time On Japan of research, and you look under cushions twice When you lose your keys, we should be bestest friends for life I love Sean, not just a meme I truly find him interesting, I love Sean He's quite the guy, he learns and shit in his fair time, I love Sean I think he's neat, his life is filled with mystery, I love Sean And that's the truth, I'd like to feel cheap killed die free.

Oh yeah, there it is. How is this an ad? I don't know. Great song. Kendall and Hyde. I hate birds. I hate birds too. I got a bunch of songs on this.

I know. 11 songs. You actually have to listen to this one. Well, I do. Oops, oops,. I know, I've been sung. You actually have to listen to this song. I do. Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops. Good shit. Okay. I don't know how it comes up with all the lyrics. I don't know.

That's so foreign to me. I know. The fact that he can, you know, sometimes there'll be something and he'll like have a song by the next week and it happened in like the middle of the week. Yeah. As it turns out, I'll sit there and go like, what rhymes with eat? Yeah, I don't think of anything. I can't even think of like

the thoughts, like how to get from one thought to another. Yeah. When it comes to that shit. Okay, let's go with the. Hey, on fat watch, last week, I heard you guys making a bunch of Spanish jokes about a Portuguese post. Yeah. After saying the Portuguese and Spanish are practically the same thing. I said they're not. Sean was right. No, they're the same. They genused.

Oh, but God, the Sean. There you go. Speaking Spanish. It does not Spanish. I'm sure Portugal, because they're, well, I was speaking Spanish at the end of that voicemail, because they're like a little like part, you know, if they're, why was he speaking Spanish at the end of that voicemail? Because they're like a little part, you know, if they're, it's like a Spain, but they're like on the coast,

this little cut out on the coast, right? Right next to it. But they've gotta have like some kind of a complex, right? Where it's like, oh yeah, is that- They should have the same language. Or like, it's not the same. Or like it's like racing stripes on it. Yeah, Portugal's like in Spain, right?

It's like, no, a bunch of countries are touching each other. We don't put our question marks to the upside down. It's totally on it. Yeah, Portugal's like in Spain, right? It's like how, no, a bunch of countries are touching each other. We don't put our question marks to the upside down. It's totally different language. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I think that's a great idea. Yeah. So I know if any of you start yelling now,

the question, the, the information mark is a great idea. You just yell at the end. Yeah. Like how dare you touch mine. Right. Right. Put it at the beginning. Look at how dare you touch my penis. Hey it at the beginnings are good. How dare you touch my penis?

Hey, you know what this is need to fuck off Hmm whatever you talk to a woman. They always accuse you of yelling. Oh, yeah This woman from the staffings I work with Probably asked me some questions. I was talking to her. She kept interrupting me telling me that I had an attitude and that I was yelling at her No matter how softly and felt at this woman. She just kept interrupting me, excuse me, the nearly-vailing at her. Around the time I had a million women at work, she was a cigarette's way. So when I went to her and asked her why she just says, okay, why are you yelling at me? Bitch, I'm not yelling, I am fucking talking to you you don't say i'm yelling just because you did

up some obviously fucking stupid doesn't matter you could save your girlfriend hey babe you get all the leftover from pf Chang are you yelling at me how dare you uh also to all the dickheads listen to this try writing out your god damn fucking way on notepads. You don't just drone on my fucking moron. Dick and Sean, but mostly Sean. A little unit way it doesn't mean suges, because that be gay. Hi. Uh, my god. You know, and, and if you actually yell at a woman,

they will not say, where are you yelling at me? Try that on for size. Uh, if you know a woman who says accuses you of yelling, then next time you have a problem with her, yell at her and you will notice that she's like not saying, where are you yelling? And if you go like, what the fuck did you leave the door open? They don't say like, where are you yelling? They're like, oh, yeah, well, yeah, I'll text you in 20 minutes. I'll test it.

Uh, okay, one more. Listen to the last bonus episode and you briefly touched upon women in their obsession with serial killers. And yeah, I've got a rage about that. I mean, I guess it's the same rage that everybody has about that. But what is that women's obsession with serial killers is just so weird and also kind of annoying because like on one hand I understand why you want to know about serial killers. I think for most men it's just like, oh man, they did some fucked up shit, they strung that woman up for a month and barely kept her alive and all that shit. But then like it ends with that. But with women, they're so obsessed

with trying to figure out their minds, which isn't. Yeah, maybe that's the other thing at all to me. Yeah, they're nuts. Or they're not. For some reason. I begin to, I don't think. I don't think so either. They murder because they probably something sexual for a lot of them. Or they don't

feel remorse, but there isn't like a logical like we see patterns. They have similar things like that. I know the women like that's how their minds work where they just like follow the first emotion that comes to their head and whatever feels right. That's what they do. But well, but that's a, you know, that's why they don't know how a serial killer operates. It doesn't feel right in the moment. Maybe it's a serial killer. They just do it because because their minds are messed. Yeah, that's true. That's what it does. Yeah, wow, that guy did some fucked up stuff.

Okay, what's next? Women are like, oh wow. But part of this is what you did do. It's because it's an ideal relationship for them. Like someone who's so obsessed with that. He's so obsessed. They cut off my skin to wear it. Right, right.

She can't even get, how come you don't care about me enough to want to kill me or my skin? I want to kill you. Right, but I don't know when I want to wear your skin. Do so much of it. Right. Ah, okay.

That's it. Goodbye, everyone. See you, thank you. We're gonna get the Sean album, go buy it or download it, whatever they're doing. The kids these days. See ya. See ya, thanks.

Go buy it or download it. Whatever they're doing The kids these days. See ya. See ya. Thanks