The Dick Show - Episode 299 - Dick on Road Rage: Los Angeles 2

Episode Date: March 8, 2022

Nick Rekieta in studio, Road Rage: Los Angeles 2, Hitomi Tanaka's final movie, a mom kills her son on television, a man girdle, banned from the paralympics, LARPing mercinaries, fatphobia and white supremacy, hot potatoe nuclear reactor, Vito attacks Putin, and Maddox's funeral; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

What was that? Do you remember that, Sean? It's Tanner's, it's Tanner. It's Tanner's story where he's got a guy in a chastity cage. Right. He's talking about fucking him with his cock and he's talking about how big his cock is. And the guy that, do you remember that part of the show? Yeah, was he talking about he didn't know the safe words or some shit?

He starts tapping out right away, like, Brett Hart. Not a very good, not a very good bottom, right? Like if you're tapping out, that was Tanner's Rage. Also, the guy said he could take anything, he could take a bowling pin up his ass, but then Tanner shows up and he boom right away, I'm out in his chest. If he could take a bowling pin, I mean, I don't know. I'm learning a lot about Tanner. Right now that I never wanted to know. That's dick is so big.

All of Tanner's stories involve his dick being big. Talking about Ronchy gay sex, getting you on board, and then throwing in at the end that his penis is huge. This is why God disapproves of the gays. Because of that. Because it makes God's dick feel small. That's why God's like these goddamn gays. I always talking about their gigs. Huge cocks and huge cocks. Getting laid all the time.

Meanwhile, I'm a single day. Meanwhile, the boil fuck my dick up. Oh yeah, that was another thing I wanted to talk about. When I dropped circumcision on the biggest problem and these guys' assholes clamp up tighter than Tanner's grinder dates. Real veto and nickr trying to justify why all of us are circumcised, throwing me in on it. Well, I mean, you don't want to be circumcised, right? You are, I assume.

Yeah, because everybody was. Like sucks. I mean, it sucks. I don't want to be circumcised, right? You are, I assume. Yeah, because everybody was. Like, sucks. I mean, I suck. I don't know any different. See? I just don't know any different. That's why I have no comparison. Just say, you can't know.

I don't know if that, I think. I mean, we need a guy out there to, as an adult, take one for the team, get circumcised, never comparative analysis of sensitivity before and after. Yeah, but the only way to know. Of course, they're going to say it was a good idea because they can't grow their dick back. How did they do it for science? There's no man that's that. Didn't you learn nothing from the last two years, Nick?

All science is lies. I suppose. I suppose. That's what we're starting to show up. Okay. So they can be sloppy. That's supposed to last night, which was flawless. Am I even rolling, recording?

Yeah! Yeah! Ah, what a minute! You want to give it a give, you got it. It's a show, we're having this contest. Come to your life, remember? I'm gonna go deep in the heart of city of failure. I'm gonna host like Madison, I get through. Yeah, $'m a dick. You want to get in, get in, get in, get in. You've got it to show off this contest. Come to me, live from Mount Brunker, deep in the hardest city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Madison.

You get to do that $20 million man. To me, it's always this world touring LA-based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Good morning, dick. Oh my fucking god. Can you bring out some holiness in your voice? Oh, thank god, Nick is here. Have you been to bed?

Either of you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I should have gone to bed about eight hours before I did last night. So I didn't do the show. Should have just gone to sleep right when I woke up. Right. I said, baby, you're dead. Yeah, it was great. Nick is, Nick is why she slept till 12 30 the first night they were here. Really? 12 30 in the afternoon, Sean. Well, it's like you're on vacation. Like you can just kind of do that. You're just kind of like, I love to do that. Yeah.

I'm at a brother's house and it's like, lock the door so the kids can't fucking come get me. Yeah, just come. Yeah, man, it's great. With some pornography behind the door, just in case they open and they're like, ah, horrified, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm gonna stand there. I gotta get out of here. I have to have an awkward conversation with the parents. No kids, no dog crawling on my face. It was perfect. I was out. Your dog one that gets you up with the parents. No kids, no dog crawling on my face. It was perfect. Oh, it's out. Your dog one that gets you up in the morning. It's this new little puppy and it's this big.

So it's like sleeping in a sweat too. It's so dumb. What is it? Next dog. It's a pug. Oh God. Yeah, they're horrible. Well, the good news is they don't live too long

because they can't breathe. So you'll be rid of it soon. Just like real fan people. It's amazing. Are we starting already? I can't watch. No, never mind. 1230. So I was being, I was trying to be all quiet.

I love how good your coffee is. Here. Thank you. It's me, Stobox, Sean. That's my subscription coffee. Excellent. I just had to say I got a plug, Dick's coffee. I'm trying to be all quiet, because I didn't know if Nick was still sleeping downstairs. It wouldn't have mattered, man.

Your shoes were all over there. It's like, surely they're not sleeping until 12.30. That's not. You're up and barn raising it. No, I sleep till one, two in the afternoon often. Because you're streaming for 27 hours a day. Yeah, I go to bed at six in the morning. How is that?

Do you have more time not streaming than streaming at this point? Depends on the day. Depends, really. Yeah, because some days, the hardest working man in show business right here. Some days, I'll do like a nine hour show. Looks just like James White and two. Just like James Green too. That you that's about?

Yeah. Okay. How is the show? You know, I think that our shows are fucking cursed with volume. I swear to God, we could have, we could sell out Madison Square Garden and have a stack, Marshall Stags, to the fucking moon.

And still there would be guys three rows back going, I can't hear shit. Really? Well, they got to be more conversation as everybody got drunker in the crowd. So I think that's what people were saying. But it's the audience's fault. Yes, you're right. Yeah, let's do a blame charge.

Sure. Yeah, my is not my fault. Blame pie. The state. Well, I didn't know anybody was having trouble hearing. It was all going up and turning up the monitor. That's why they start talking. Yeah, they start doing their own show.

Well, it's the audience's fault. Yes. Partly Vito's fault. Why is a Vito's fault? Because everything is Vito's fault. And then a little bit on the venue, since there was not a single scrap of fabric in the entire fucking establishment. Sender block.

They are totally not set up for it. Did you carry Okinaut there? They told me. That's got everybody's sound. Sure, that's great. Yeah. That's why they set it up like that. Yeah.

So it sounds horrible. With my purpose, saying, oh, it's got acoustics in here. That's why I said it. And it's a BYOS policy. So bring your own stage policy. I didn't think it would be worse than Tampa,'s a bring your own stage policy. I didn't think it would be worse than Tampa, which was bring your own sound system. Wow. Was it?

Yeah. Oh, you were in Tampa, no, because you believed the lies of COVID, because you fell to the lies. Right. Right. What is this? What is this? The great lie of COVID.

That's very disappointing. Very disappointing, Sean. No, it was, um, I couldn't couldn't do it with work and shit like that. That was going to be the optics. It's optics. Sean's in the profession of optics. I don't know if you knew that. Well, that's a lens-grap, too.

That's life, unfortunately. Speaking of fucking COVID. So Josh Denny didn't come to the show last night. Right. Because they required vaccine cards. I thought he was watching UFC. Well, yeah, as it turns out, yeah. He could have gotten one.

I did. They didn't even check mine. They didn't check any of us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I mean, making out already, licking each other's faces. Well, what are you going to do? I mean, you're, you're just going to cost yourself a bunch of money. It's all, it's all lip service, right? Like that once it's, it's, it's, it's, to realize it's performative at this point. The venues for the most part, they don't give a shit. They're just like, I want people to come into my bar. And if the government tells me I have to

look at something, then I'll do it. Yeah otherwise, I'm not gonna do it that hard. Well, I told Josh, like, yeah. Can we not pay taxes in solidarity with Ukraine? Yes, that's something we could do. Yeah, that's what we can all update our profile pictures and do hashtags and pretend we're not drinking soda. Did you see that women are eating in solidarity with Ukraine? Mm.

Da-da-da-da. You're saying it was fat watch. Da-da-da-da. Did you see that? No. Women all got together, like girls, girls. We got to eat in solidarity with Ukraine. Cause something about like 700% of the fertilizer

in the world comes from Ukraine or a bunch of wheat comes from about like 700% of the fertilizer in the world comes from Ukraine or a bunch of wheat comes from Ukraine. 700%. So there we got to carve it out. Carbs against Putin. That was there. That's the hashtag hashtag carbs against Putin. Putin.

I'm saying it Putin now to annoy people. Oh, gotcha. Okay. Thank God the Ukrainian women have not adopted that strategy. It would be a disaster for their economy. If you could stop buying. If you could stop sex trafficking. Yeah, if you could stop the biggest sex trafficking country in the world.

Did you know that? You could say this? Well, all of those over there dabble in that. To have sex trafficking. Yeah. And we love them for it. What would they do if you could stop? If you couldn't buy thin women from Ukraine, what would their economy even be anymore? The potatoes? I don't know.

No, they stopped that a long time ago. As you claim sell. Just crying online. I don't know what their economy is based. Did you see the, how many give back to the show? Did you see when their nuclear reactor was getting shot at? So annoyed. Yeah.

They're like, aren't nuclear reaction Russians are shooting at our nuclear reactor. You guys got to send in some planes and fucking nuke them or something. It's like, well, why don't you guys not be by your reactor. Go over there, like walk 20 feet over there so they're not shooting it. They're not shooting at the fucking reactor for fun. The Russian ones. Because you guys are there. Go over there.

Like, well, we can't possibly go over there. We're right here. If we go over there, they're gonna shoot us. The Russian ones blow up themselves. That was the, the mantra. They're like, it's gonna be 20 times worse than Chernobyl. It's like, I mean, that's not what was a great show. What do you mean?

That was good. What do you mean bad? I liked it. I don't know. Was it annoying to anybody else? They're shooting at our fucking react? You guys are sitting in it. That's why.

Go over there. You're very critical. I stand with the Ukrainian people, whatever it is to not be canceled. That's what I am. When Putin's fucking show that line, I stand with him. Everybody's in the studio today. Tony from HACTA Movies, cranberry devs, Eric. Oh my God. Good morning.

Great on the mic. We have a mic here. The Maddox, the Maddox corpse, the Maddox corpse that you made that we displayed at the wake, the celebration of life and failure ceremony last night was incredible. Do I have a picture of it? Grab any mic. Look at this. If you're not, if you're listening to the show,

you're driving around and you can't check out the stream, this is Eric Wong. Is Rich here? Yeah, Eric Wong and Rich made a coffin, like a old West style shaped like a diamond coffin. Yeah. Yes. With a velvet, you guys went way,

you sent me pictures as you were doing it and I was like, that's way to racist. Like they made Maddox with like, I can't take nose. Well, but I mean, lots of different races have big noses. Which ones? Name them. Italian. Name the ones that don't have big noses, that's safer.

Yeah. I mean, it's just genetics. It's not saying a big nose is bad. I mean, Maddox has a big nose. Why do they think? Well, big noses are bad. It's like related to your penis. Right? A big nose.

That's a penis. That's what I've always heard. That's the expression I learned, uh, kindergarten, I think. I 100% agree with that. Yeah. Yeah, my third grade teacher used to say big noseses big fix. So you've got Maddox here. Nice, nice little lady. He wasn't going to lie to a kid. You've got Maddox here in his streaming outfit. Is that right? Yes. Yeah, that's what we based. So the original idea was I was going

to wear that. Okay. And then we decided that what we realized we didn't have a, we didn't have an outfit to put the dummy in. So I donated my, my thrift store, Metroid shirt. Yeah. Put it on the dummy instead. So a Maddox was at the Streamies. Yeah. You don't remember that? What year was that? Like the 90s, I think. I was gonna say, I remember this picture of him with his hair off. I do. I do. I did shave that bit off the top. Wallet chain.

His hair all fucked up. You mean like missing? Well, just a little bit to hint where it's supposed to be. Yeah. Right? Like somebody spilled a woolly willy. Just cut it off, dude. What are you doing with that hair up there?

When you only have eight hairs on your head and they're still unkempt. Yeah, very embarrassing. And like the Homer Simpson. And for some reason, it looks like he's got little tiny legs in this picture. I don't know why that is. Yeah, it's kind of, it's always bothered me.

Never skipped leg day. Yeah, he said never skipped leg day. But like short, like look at that. I don't know. It's gotta be the angle, right? Yeah, I don't know. But it doesn't look like it's that from that far above. No, it's always, I don't know. Yeah it doesn't look like it's that from that far above. No, it's always, I don't know.

Yeah, it's an optical illusion. It's fucking with my head. So this Eric is useding next to the Maddox corpse that you made. He's got a, he's got a thing of hot sauce. Yes. A cup of hot sauce. He's so manly, he drinks hot sauce. Oh, we all know about the hot sauce.

And he's got a bowl of chips in his hollowed out stomach. Yes. Where's that from? So the idea for the casket came from an old episode of biggest problem in the universe, where you and Maddox were talking about what he wanted to do for his funeral. And he specifically said, I want an open casket funeral, and I want like my chest hollowed out with like chips and guacamole So people can like come up to my casket and eat chips and thank him for the snacks presumably and Did you did you think there's everybody's thinking for the snacks?

We did we made it a point to thank him for the snacks But the whole casket the whole idea behind it is all, this is all Maddox's idea. Like I didn't pull this out of my ass. He said he wanted red glowing eyes and a little voice box that says, when he walked up to him, he says, thank you for coming to my way. And the voice box that we put on there,

we recorded Maddox saying that line from a clip of that podcast. Do you have it? Do you have the dummy? Yes, yeah, it's in the car. Oh, man, we should, you want to see it? I didn't get the red glowing eyes. That makes sense. We can bring the head in.

I don't know if we can fit the whole thing in the studio right now. We already had one sex doll behind you. That is true. Yeah, okay, maybe we'll get a later. The best part of that is that was very funny when Maddox said it and it was a joke. Then you realize it's like maybe he's this is never a joke. Never wants to joke. He's like, no, I actually do want my chess cavity hollowed out with

a bowl of chips there. I think that'd be great. You just do the wake in the funeral all in one place. Well, more people will probably, I think more people will have come to this funeral too. That's the, when he died, I need to live longer than Maddox, who so I can be at his funeral. Hey, we sold more. That's your innovation to like stop drinking and all your vices is like, I do have to outlive Maddox though. At some point, I'm like, stop drinking. What do you say? Yeah, I'll shock his body. I'm dry today. Just saying, and one point, you'll be motivated.

I'm going to drink all the way around. Drink, drink, drink past. Got it. Well, it was great. Thank you for. I'm thrilled with how it turned out better than I possibly could have hoped. And it, I mean, it was the big hit. Like people would take it selfies with it. It was, I'm very, very proud. People are checking it on. Absolutely could not have done it without Regis help. Mr. 500, whatever your name is.

You've been jerking off till it's brought out for Archeson Valley World Cup. Yeah, yeah. So I made memorial flyers, you know, like for a funeral, yes, shitty, like the last thing that everyone gets on this earth is a shitty, not even card stock flyer about their life, right? That's your last earthly position. That's how much we hate each other.

Yeah, like, well, no matter who you are, Jeff Bezos, like father of 20 kids, some drug addict, the last thing you get in life is a folded eight by 10. It's true. Made of wax paper with like a picture of you looking kind of sad. Like, oh, sorry, I died. You know, everybody, you always find like a 240 by 240 picture and blow it up. So it looks like a brain in blurry.

It's a shitty God. That's definitely internet generation. I think it's a shitty tiny little shot blown up. So it looks like a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It's a brain. It driver's license. That'll be fun. Yeah, I'll go. He'll call a gram. That's fine. People don't care. People know what he looked like. That's fine. So I made some of those for the funeral.

Yeah. I found it nice, tasteful Maya Angelou. Maya Angelou. Yeah, Maya Angelou, the Italian poet. Hey, roses are red, spaghetti is blue. Right? Maddox is dead. How about you? There you go. Get on the microphone, Tony. Tony from HACDA movies is here. Is that a good Italian impression? That was very offensive. That is pasta face and I will not stand for pasta face. Okay. Can you say you're very Italian

though. I'm not Italian. I was wearing Rocky's jumpsuit from Rocky 4 last night. Yeah, he really was. When you walked up on the stage and then sat down. All right, I'm not really, let me just say it here. I'm not really happy with my performance last night. This will be a road rage video I'm not going to watch. Just going to skip right over that. Oh, shit. Okay, here's the head, Sean. It was a shit show in the absolute shit show in the most fun way. I mean, these fucking, it was so out of control shit show in the absolute shit show in the most fun way. I mean, these fucking, it was so out of control. I don't know how they don't have a stage.

How do you not, you own an entire brewery? How do you not have a fucking stage? Yeah, that was the problem. That was the problem. Look at this. See, they made this with the nose. You can't buy something this anti-Semitic. That's not on camera.

Yeah, that's not on camera. Is it on camera? Yeah. Is not on camera. That's incredible. Yeah, camera. There it was. We're showing a profile. With the pirate hat thing. I'm gonna put it right. Put it somewhere.

Siddif's not coming out of its nose. Something is good. Something is good, my hand. I got Maddox goo on my hands. Someone mashed a banana. Oh, it's mashed banana. You didn't clean that? Someone mashed a banana. Great. I got banana. Banana is the worst thing. Got these banana hands. That's disgusting. That's the worst thing to have on your hands?

Oh, because of banana dogs. Yeah, banana. Banana? Is it like weirdly specifically gross? Yes. Well, I mean, if you mush it up, yeah. I can't even touch it. Specifically bros. And appeal is even gross too. You touch the banana.

You say, ooh. Yeah. What is this like a sucking all the moisture out of me? So anyway, I made some flyers for the funeral and I got them special delivery five hours or less from staples. And what do you know? Because due to COVID, our printing is running late. So fuck you.

How? How? How are you swamped with printing on a Saturday afternoon? It's a fucking printer. Yeah. So the printer coughed and it had to skip work that day. You know, it had a hundred point four fever. It was really on the border, but it couldn't come in. It didn't want to get the other printer sick. Nothing works.

Absolutely. You cannot rely on anything. So now I'm going to have 200 flyers with the Maya Angelo poem. Put them on Patreon and charge for them. Send them out as a Christmas gift for Patreon. Sure, sure. Somebody said they canceled their Patreon because I didn't do a Christmas gift. I'm watching. That was their Christmas gift. Yeah, they're like, well, Dick didn't do,

Dick stopped doing Christmas gifts, so I canceled my... You're holding out Christmas gifts. Like I'd sent out a couple. It seems like a lot of people canceled their Patreon. I don't, I don't remember ever getting one. You didn't? I've been a Patreon forever.

Oh, yeah, wait, what tier is that? I never got a gift. Everybody got a gift. You guys didn't get your gifts? I didn't get shit. You should email Patreon support. Yeah. Yeah.

See what happened your gift. You disavowed me last night. Yes, yes, I'm very famous now, so I have to disavow my pre-frame friends. You are famous. I'm very famous. You're doing like green screens, the matrix, something like that. I don't know. What did I see you online doing at the green screen when you were in your pal. I have no idea. I post a lot. I post a lot. The hardest, second hardest working man in show business. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What did you think about the show, Nick? I thought it was a blast. Yeah. It was great. Guy, can I get bringing me liquor? Oh, yeah. That was good. We could tell.

It's perfect. I thought my performance was exceptional. The rest of you are fine. Yeah. I was not a quit. I was. I was absolutely. I thought he performance was exceptional. The rest of you are fine. Yeah. That was not a quit. I was absolutely terrible. I thought he was the best one. I legit, I legit like zoned out of him when I came to,

I realized I was on stage and I was like, oh no. I saw that hell. I was like, oh, I shouldn't be up here, but I was like, two stone to move, so it's. Oh, you were stunned. Oh, he was fucking big. Could you not tell, dude? No. So you were lazy. I had an edible and I was like, two stone to move, sex. Oh, you were stunned. Oh, he was fucking big. Could you not tell, dude? No.

So you were lazy. I had an edible, and I was like, 100 milligrams, I could probably handle that. That's the book. And you introduced the show. That explains it. Oh, okay. No, the edible part explains it.

I threw up in the bathroom like two hours before the show started. Did you really? From an edible? Yeah. Yeah. Why? It gets me sick. Why'd you do it edible? Yeah. Yeah. Why? It gets me sick.

It gets me sick. Why did you do it then? Fun. Because usually it doesn't, but I underestimated how much it would affect me. It gets me sick. Well, usually it doesn't, so it doesn't give me sick. It's very confusing. Hit and miss.

We're so high. Are you on an edible now? Yeah. Are you on an edible right now? No, I'm just, I'm still recovering from last time. It's recovering from last time. Yes. I'm skipping that part.

I'm just getting straight into being drunk again. Anyway, I felt bad about my performance. I'm sorry. Are you beating yourself up? Oh, because it's just so embarrassing. Like, God, damn it. I got a full. Out of that whole terrible show, you think your part was so bad that it was like specifically

worse? The best thing was I was sitting next to Vito. So like all the hate like went to him. So I just looked better just by being next to Vito. And I'm saying I'm not Vito. The whole time. It's the whole it's a sputter. Keep your mouth shut and be thoughtful.

If you're willing to open it and remove all the data. I was fucked as I was. Whenever I heard you guys tell like an edgy joke, I was smart enough to be like, I disavowed that joke and I'm agree with that. We were telling Edgy Javito was the only one saying racist stuff. Yeah, he was terrible. He was pretty bad last time. He was pretty bad. Carrier, what he said, but I think that's the worst thing you've ever said.

Yeah, why is he said something about 30% was he? Yeah, he's been for Asians. And every time he did it, I kept looking at the Asia girl on the crowd. She didn't seem like she was an Asian girl. Yeah, there was. She didn't keep trying to do it about the jokes. He kept trying the thing. It was Randy's girlfriend I think. He kept saying 13. Very offensive. Randy's girlfriend's not Asian. Um what? Randy's go, don't start this. Damn it Sean. This is immediately. Let me, let me help you out.

I like the guys. So there was couches. There was some couches and some seats, right? I like the guys who it was cool seating. It was cool. See, they look comfy. I was like, ooh, I want to be on that couch. I like the guys that did not

hear and put all their stuff in the middle of them. So it's just just got like head up front. People standing in the back, like everybody packed in and they just decided it is spread out. Oh, there's shit in their back. But we're not together. We're not. There's so many things we're not gay. Yeah. We have our backpacks and stuff right here that nobody could sit on. Mm-hmm. And we're not, we're not, we're not gay. Yeah. We have our backpacks and stuff right here that nobody could sit on. Mm-hmm. And we're not gay.

That's like, we're saving you spots for our boyfriends. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I also have shit to increase my status. Yeah. Yeah. Um, my Putin bit, I fucked up. Yeah, that was terrible. I know, because I didn't really. I didn't introduce it properly. What did you even do for the show? I mean, you didn't do the flyers.

You didn't do the Putin bit. Mm. As he drinks. Yeah, I remember him now. Gold, gold. I really, I should have just done drinks. Yeah, I remember him now. Gold, gold. I really, I should have just done nothing. Yeah, yeah. Just sit up there, do like an Andy Kaufman thing,

just get up there for two hours and not say a word. Play Mighty Mouse. Yeah. Here I come to save the day. Oh yeah, put, okay, you got to put in a mask. Yeah, get out of here, get out of here. What's your put in mask? I will say the second time he did it when he creeped up next to me, that scared the shit

out of me. I was, I like, was it ready? Like I just looked over, it was the Putin mask and I like, just, I like, really fun. It is a, it's, it's, uh, it's very like oddly creepy mask. Yeah. That showed up on time barely. It got delayed by two days. Mm-hmm.

It's, it's just impossible to get anything. I don't even know why they give you these estimates. Like, oh, it'll be there in 10 minutes. We missed it. I think that's just how it is. It'll be there next week. We missed it again. There's like one company that does each of the things that you need.

Yeah. And they're just like, yeah, whenever. We'll tell you next week, but whatever. What are you gonna do about it? Subscribe and save. Hey, we don't have any of that stuff you subscribe to. Of course, of course. I hope we don't have any of that stuff you subscribe. Yeah, of course, of course. I hope you don't need any paper towels.

You get stuff where they just like, we've canceled your order. Like, here's a refund, like, no, no reason why. It's like, well, and they give it to Uber guys. So you can't even be mad at them. It's like, well, I mean, that's just like a guy. That's not our guy. That's not us.

That's just like a dude that showed up to take you your food. So that's not in no way is that our culture that we did that. It might have well has been you, you probably do Uber. So you probably stole your own food pretty much. We'll give you a discount. You got fucking hungry now. Biotch.

Yeah, like I get it right at the beginning when everything shuts down and everything goes to to these delivery services, I get that there could have been delays there as capacity is exceeded. But it's been two years. Oh yeah, that's not an excuse anymore. It's getting worse.

And people aren't working the year before. Now they're making the ships go out in the middle of the ocean. So people can't see them anymore. So people were like, wow, Biden really sucks. They're all those ships. Now, like get those ships. Can you get those ships behind a curtain or something?

You have to look at them. Put them 50 miles out at least. I know my shits in that container. Paint them blue. So people can't see that there's ships. Clouds on the side. Yeah, it's gonna get worse, right? With the World War III thing, I cannot believe how everyone is now united about us going,

about us doing a nuclear war, but we got to stop. We got to stop these fucking, we got to do something. It's a new rage. I mean, they're invading Ukraine that obviously means that nukes will be flying within the hour. That's how small scale invasions have gone throughout all of history is first you invade a part of a smaller country and then you find there's nuclear wars at everybody. Exactly.

That's a lensky guy. I saw him saying it was something like, well, if you're not going to, if you're not going to have a nuclear war, then just send us some planes. Like, who the fuck is, what the fuck is this guy's trying really hard to get planes? He wants some damn planes in his country. I couldn't believe he said that. Well, if you're not gonna shut down the airspace, you should at least send us some planes. Like fuck you. Well, let's give the old president.

So let's give the president of Calhannonado. Right. The Ukrainian people, his family, Ukrainian people people and that's who I care about. Right. That's what his deal is. Does he not seem fake to you, that guy? I don't have him seen him interviewed. Every time I see him, he's like, wolf, if you're not going to fucking do nuclear war, then

he'll send us some planes. That's the least you could do. No, we can do less. He's got a point. Every fucking time I did you see there's a subreddit for volunteers for Ukraine. That's good. Did you see that, Sean? No, what do you think I fucking think I'm going to find a subreddit on Ukraine? Hold on, let me find out what you're talking to. Volunteers for Ukraine. There's a subreddit where people can pretend to go be mercenaries and you.

Rain. It's like a fantasy fantasy baseball was no good, right? Like our dads just like a man would have fantasy baseball teams. They pretend to be on the Dodgers and they play some retired pitcher in the stadium. Yeah, like fantasy camps. Fantasy camps. Now we have fantasy war camps. You join the subreddit and you post about your history with airsoft guns and then you

go fucking enlist for the Ukraine's army or whatever the fuck they are. I'm going to try and define it now. Type in reddit. Reddit? Okay. Did you see this, Nick? Yeah, I saw it. It was, it's, what do you think about it? Oh, I think it's pretty good. I think they should all go. I think there's nothing that could go bad with redditors going over and fighting a war in a country where they don't even speak

the language. Nothing, nothing could possibly go bad. Possibly go back to language of war, Nick. There it is. It's universal. When they were handing out guns to the civilians, I'm like, they're just going to shoot each other. Like, what are you, you're giving them, you're training them with cardboard, cutouts of guns. Doesn't even feel like our cops who have been training their whole lives still just blast,

blast, blast, blast. You're giving Bob a yoga, a gun, and sending it out to the front lines of go nuts anybody that looks Fucki to you show them like oh, yeah, I fucking hey, give me a gun. I fucking hate my neighbors I'm gonna go I don't get that either the conscript are pulling guys off buses, right? You're fighting for you're a man You can't leave you're fighting for you crane now like yeah, give me give me that, yeah, right, go ahead, show me where to shoot. Broom, like how does conscription even work? Well, the, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, Russia has that too, right?

Uh, man, the military, the military. Every country has that. Well, a lot of them. Yeah, when shit goes down here, don't worry. They'll conspit. Anyway, every able bodied man, age 15 to 45, is part of the militia, automatically. Even the trans, even the trans women, Sean, they're drafting even. Yeah, sure.

So trans women thought that they would, it's like, okay, we'll call you she or whatever. That was the master plan just to get out of war. Well, do you think that's a little fucked up for them to think they're getting out of war? My turn. The trans people. I don't know if they thought that far. No, they're all pissed off about it. Well, do you think that's a little fucked up for them to think they're getting out of war? My turn. The trans people. I don't know if they thought that for. No, they're all pissed off about it.

Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can't believe they're fucking not affirming my gender identity as a woman so I could not have to go fight in this war like bitch fuck you. Women shouldn't be allowed to get out of this. We should at least get a hand job out of it if If we got to go, shoot, pretend to shoot guns. Yeah, no, I'm with you. I don't understand why they're letting women leave.

Like why, it's like, wow, the women don't have to fight. Wait, wait, no, that's an excuse. This is your country's women out of here. Yeah, fucking see you. Fucking bye bye. But the, no, so I, I trust that maybe a Ukrainian could tell the difference between a Ukrainian and a Russian. I don't trust that a redditor could tell the difference between a Ukrainian and a Russian. I don't trust that a redder could tell the difference between a Ukrainian and a Russian.

So I expect this to go very well, right? Like, oh, look at those Russians. They just mow down a Ukrainian unit. They're Russians. How do I know them? Well, they got a Russian flag on them. Okay. That's not the Russian flag.

They speak with a heavy Russian accent. Wait. Gotcha. I think really doing it. Do you think it's all just a larp like people pretending to fuck around? The top one is tips for the reality of going into a conflict. This is people fucking pretend Reddit. Reddit, who is the most, who's the worst people in the world? Are they? God. Redditors? Well, I mean, the lowest value, the entire, the entire, uh, side, hate. Yeah. Everyone on that site is the worst, is tied for the worst person in a

whole. You have a voucher that they're terrible. You gotta start reading this, the preamble to read it. Go read it. Read it. This happens to be the rare time that I think I can helpfully contribute. And this,

the subject is tips for the reality of going into a conflict zone. I have been awarded a piecekeeping thing that Putin is doing to protect us. Yeah, right. Has this, this guy has experience in combat zones? What's the tips? I'm going to, I'm going to be stoned some tips upon you. Slap.

Skater mom. Skater mom. Awesome. So here we go. Here we go. I have been working for doctors without borders for almost 10 years. So maybe he has been in a conflict zone. I also skater mom. So maybe are you sure? Maybe it's scat your mom. Scat your mom? Like shit on your mom? Oh, so he's a tough hardcore. Merk. I also run and nonprofit that specifically trains humanitarian to work in conflict slash post disaster zones.

On the weekends, I teach survival skills. Yeah. Guide back country trips and teach basic firearm corpses. Courses, very basic weapons, familiarization, manipulation. I'm no Rambo. Oh, in case you were worried that this was Rambo. Also, almost guaranteed not like a licensed firearm trainer, right?

Because notice, they're very basic, just handling a manipulation. Oh, sure. What is basic firearm? Like, don't point it at yourself. Right. What should I do? It comes out of this end.

If it feels weird when you're grabbing it, grab, try it a different yourself. Right. What should I do? It comes out of this end. If it feels weird when you're grabbing it, grab, try it a different way. Perhaps you've seen like a TV show where they're like that, do that. You grab it on the slide and then pull the trigger with your other hand. Do I need to go like, Pew, Pew, no. You don't need to do that.

This concludes my basic firearms training course. I've worked overseas, been through roadblocks. Shot it. Wow. Delt with gunshots. I've had to try to save staff and have lost staff in gunfire. I'm not the most experienced for sure. I am not a soldier, but I have firearms training.

I'm sorry. They train themselves. It's literally like everyone with a concealed carry permit in the United States, I'm not a soldier, but I have some training. It's like just anybody walking around. Can you, but what do you call this? This is like a disease.

I don't know what's happening. This is a mental illness that's happening on a grand scale. Keep going there. Let's see. Yeah, I have Firearms training. Been a first responder for years. I am certain there are people with more talent than me. But after seeing about how about 90% of the people raising their hands here have zero experience, here's a copy.

That just stopped right there. Just look, what are you? This is peak reddit. We can peak fucking reddit and all of them send them to the front. Front to the lines. What are you doing? That's what I, that was my invention on the bonus episode that we have Patreon.com slash the Dix show, the front line pass. Yes, the front line pass. I said that,

the front of the line pass. I said that, the front line pass. I said that, the front line pass. Yeah. Day one when you crane happened and now Reddit is like, Mark, the gearing up for war or pretending to gear up for war. You're being trained to jump the line.

Yeah. You know what else I don't get? How come there's all these civilians, right? Mm-hmm. And you crane making Molotov cocktails and shit and they're like, oh, I can't believe Putin's killing civilians. Like, you guys are fucking making, what do you mean you can't believe it?

What do you call that then? It's, yeah, I mean, well, that's the product of an invasion, right? Is you have an insurrecting force, a peacekeeping, what a military experience. You'll have people who believe maybe erroneously that they're defending their homeland. And so they will become the citizen soldiery, of course, they will. If someone were to peace keep in the United States, I would hope. Actually, no, I'm pretty sure, if depending on where, like if they went to Seattle,

they'd be like, oh, no, no, this is fine. Wait, that happened in Seattle though. Seattle was taken over. Last year. And they're like, we're okay. Like the warlord. And everyone was great about it. Right.

The greatest man in the country. Look, we're gonna need a little money for protection. That's all I'm saying. This has never been tried before. It just seems like everybody's getting used for money. Like usual. People call me a contrarian, but I'm like, what do you mean?

That's all, like, let's say it's all government. The government has always fucked everything up and milked you for money like they're squeezing it out of stone. Why am I a contrarian for saying that they're doing it again? Are you retarded? Are you way to miss this? This is a scam.

They're perpetrating a scam. They don't give a shit about good or evil. Are you suggesting that our government has, like in actors within our government would have motivations that might be financial in relation to a war. I'm more as a whore as big business. Where white people are the good guys and white people are the bad guys.

Which is the greatest war in journal and media history. What is so white people are the good guys and the bad guys? Oh God, get it on TV all day. How can I lose? What does Russia have? What does Russia have that the US likes? Tyranny wants.

No, no, no, like a product, a commodity. It's, it's, rhymes with, with, with oil. Yeah. Yeah. Can we come up with an expression of what like a war that involves an attempt to strong arm another country for oil comes up,

bluntly, a blood or something for oil? I've never heard of this. I've never heard of this. I've never heard of that expression. Never heard of this concept. It's very rare. I wonder if anybody else has thought of this. We're stuck in a flat circle. Because now we're experiencing this,

now the young thing is. You're a flat Earth. You're a flat Earth. Now I'm a flat circle truth Earth. I'm a flat time truth Earth. I don't think time exists. The kids, kids are going through this. The same age that we were when Afghanistan

happened 20 years ago, and they're having those reactions, and I'm realizing, oh, nothing, I can't stop this. I can't communicate to you that they've been doing this forever every 20 years. And now you're gonna go through the entire, it's like watching a fucking repeat. The whole thing is like watching a goddamn repeat.

The big difference is that R911 was the bombing of Kiev apparently now. Like that's like God. And you know, and a pretext 20 years ago, it's like a pretext that this was about us, right? Because they hit some buildings. Which we deserved. God damn it. I don't know why that's so bad. I'm doing women killing people all the time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I just ran into you. I'm trying to kill you.

See, it's the jokes. Jokes negate thoughts and prayers. I figured that out this week too. Don't get some prayers. Right. Are so important, right? But the jokes cancel them out. So everyone gets really upset

because they've been thinking and praying all day. It's prayer, kryptonite. Yeah, and you come in like actually, fuck you and they're like, fuck, he negated my whole day of thinking and praying. Been worrying about. Well, look at down here at the bottom, it's like, oh shit, where was it?

Question yourself, that's point number one from the Reddit goes to war. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna skip the first paragraph because the second paragraph it says, so yes, our brothers need help right now, but trust me, you don't wanna be a liability. Fucking protest in your hometown was protesting in a blizzard at minus 15 today.

It does make a difference. Oh, does it? Don't worry, the United States wants to go to war. Don't worry, you're putting in a blizzard at minus 15 today. It does make a difference. Oh, does it? Don't worry. The United States wants to go to war. Don't worry. You're putting in a protest for it. Everybody wants a nuclear apocalypse. I just love this concept because it's such a reddit concept. It's like, oh, Ukraine's fighting Russia.

You know what I can do is I can stand outside in a fucking blizzard. That's helping. Right now, the Ukrainian people are, they're, they're suffering. I'm suffering more. They're getting standing out here I'm taking my pants off all the Ukraine people have pants on I have I'm showing my cock to everyone It's very embarrassing for me because it's cold out cold is shrinking. Yeah, and it's usually small anyway, right Standing outside bro, you're helping you're're contributing to the, that is Reddit effort, just perfect.

Yeah, right there. And it really is that the jokes negated. It's not just the jokes are funny. And that like, it's just like something we do to blow off steam. Like they really feel like they're stupid martyrdom and sacrifices are reversed somehow. It's like I'm only gonna eat canned goods

because the Ukrainian people can only eat canned goods. Okay. I mean, I have a list of all the stuff that I can't sell. I hope you get botulism. Um, Coke is canceled, and I wrote it down. So why is Coke canceled? Coke's not canceled for me. As you're supporting Putin.

Well, I'm sorry. I am so shitting. I am so shitting. Coca-Cola, Russia. Hey, band Russia from the Paralympics. With the Paralympics. Yeah, which is just like, if you're crippled, like they said you can't come have fun at all.

It's not, you're not getting one over on Putin. By banning a bunch of guys with no legs from like playing football. They only reason, the only reason they have to live. Yeah. I've been looking forward to the Paralympics for. Oh, fucking heartless. Like, are you going to do?

You guys, when wheelchairs? Yeah. You can't come play sports with us. Well, you know, I think you're going to take that home and kill Putin, right? I thought you were going to wheel up to him. See, I agree with this, though, because the, the cripple lobby in Russia is very, very strong. The cripple lobby, they're like, they're the war mongers. They're really on the front lines of this and like, we unleashed the wheels of war.

I couldn't believe that one. That was the worst one. Poor bastard. It's fucking Hey, Putin. We're not going to let any of this. We're not going to let any of this. We're all the Rolling Stone articles to get them. They got the, they got the thoughts back on only fans. Yeah, but they're not, they're not out here for the cripples. Why, where's Rolling Stone? Fuck Rolling Stone. I got their awful. They banned, what are, they're going to ban, they're going to ban Russian books, I think too. Awful. They banned, they're gonna ban Russian books, I think, too.

Russian authors, you know, are notoriously pro-government. Yeah, right. They're gonna ban all of them. They banned some conductor from the symphony. Germany said, you have 24 hours to say Putin has a small penis or your band. So I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do that. You're like a polonium, I'm not doing that. Yeah, right.

Family, exactly. It's like the fucking mob. Everybody's just like, hey, be ashamed. You could do something with happening your career. Better say that Putin has a small penis. Yeah. Or something might happen to you in 24 hours. Well, if he does something,

we'll happen to him from the other side. No, isn't that crazy? Yeah, you can fire me. I'm not going to take care of it. Yeah, no, I have a bunch of family over there. I'm not saying that shit. Well, you're fired then. Yeah, okay, let's suck.

That sucks. Sorry, I moved here. Been paying taxes forever. I'm sorry that we teach the Holocaust in every class in elementary school from K through 16 or whatever we're calling college now and we still don't understand that we're all the same hateful people that have done all the evils in history combined. We're still doing it. It meant nothing. All of them, we could wake up and read mouse every day and everyone in America would get from that

as I need to be doing more of this every day. I need to, we need to show those cripples whose boss. Oh, fucking cripples. Finally, they get what's coming to them. Yeah. I never thought I'd be rooting for the Paralympics, but here I am. Well, now what we need to do is we got to get Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky out of schools.

That can not be. They got to go. These fucking Russian sympathizers. Are they watching Iron Man 2 in movies? That has a Russian bad guy. That's okay. Yeah, I guess that's fun. Well, it kind of glorifies like Russian ingenuity though,

doesn't it, too a little bit? No, he's starting, he stole it. Remember, that's the little thing. He stole it from Tony Stark. That's right. Oh, who told me Tenochtka retired? Yeah, we touched on that last night. I'm gonna touch on it again, Sean.

Okay, go for it. So worst, worst day. I know it's bad for you because if you are such a tit man that you've been trying to take the bikini off of your Hentai Wifu mouse pad, obviously not realizing that underneath is just that's not a breast under there. That's an anime girl. Yeah, to be sure. Yeah, peeled off.

Yeah, it peeled off. What kind of shitty craftsmen shooting? It peeled off. It peeled itself off. I thought there would be a boob under there. Boy, it was a mistake. Sorry to disappoint. It's not a boob at all.

No. Yeah. So now I guess no more real women for me. Is there anything for a real estate for the... I mean, she's got a last one. I don't want to watch it. It's like a suicide note, kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because she made it weird by saying, it'd always be bittersweet. There's one more. I'm supposed to get hard watching this. Am I supposed to watch the whole thing? Am I allowed to skip around? You know, somebody will give her enough to come out of retirement.

You have to watch all of it. You have to watch like the pretext Japanese discussion that happens beforehand. You have to watch the awkward foreplay. You have to watch your crying like while some pathetic Japanese man rails there for a little while. Pathetic. Well, it's going to be pathetic no matter who it is. She did a press conference because what's the last scene of Hitomi Tanaka gonna be like how do you, how do you do it right? Yeah, exactly. What do you, what would you do? Not to hurt. Well, like if you're the director, if I'm the director, like, how do you, how do you probably black and white and her in a red? Okay. Jizz. So wait, you do, you go straight to shinler's list, right?

Yeah. They're in Comdawn and all the Comtons colors when it hits her. So she's at a concentration camp. She's at a concentration camp. Oh god. She's at a concentration camp. Oh god. She's at a concentration camp.

Oh god. She's at a concentration camp. Oh god. She's at a concentration camp. Oh god. She's at a concentration camp. Oh god. She's at a concentration camp. Oh god. She's at a concentration camp. Oh god. I just about this hilarious bit. Did they have concentration camps, Tony? You know, you guys were all allied with them?

Well, okay. Italy was a belligerent. No, you were an Axis evil. No, apparently my family was like really into the Mussolini side. Oh, really? I think most people were in the same family. My dad told me stories. He had like an uncle.

You go to his house in Italy and there'd be like Mussolini pictures like 15 years after Mussolini, he like, Oh, yeah. And then conveniently in Argentina, there's a lot of people with the my family spelling of our last name. I wonder. I think you have to wonder. Up in the end, my dad or named after guy first death in Russia because Italy is like

we could take over Russia and they they didn't you got duped like Ukraine. No, they he froze death and they left it there. And I guess they were like, are we'll name this kid after what did they what did you do? What did they like about Mussolini so much your family? I don't know. I mean, they they've funny those maybe maybe he was kind of funny. You do. Was he?

He did look funny. He did look funny. He did look funny. Did you ever see that big face statue they made for him? Yeah. It looks awful. Looks like it's hilarious. It's hilarious. I'm getting text alerts on, on Masad Net right now that that I need to get out of this

bunker. You know, switch it. I don't know. Something's going to happen. For the record, I, I don't support you. Okay. Yeah. I'm in your mind. You're not. For the record, I don't support him sleeping. Okay. Yeah. You're not in Argentina right now.

That was close. The stage we rented from a Russian warehouse for the show. I hope you didn't pay them. Really? Why? Because in support of Ukraine. Yeah. You should have, that would have been fucking hilarious.

Like, I'm not paying it support, but after one. So we go pick it up. We take some money up front. Yeah, they did. I thought so. We go pick it up and they're like, obviously, Russians like, wow, wow. And then Nick, Nick is how to spawn. What do you mean, obviously, Russians?

They're wearing two track suits. I gotcha. Each. Yeah. It's crazy about Russia. There's so, there's so many ethnicities over there. They can be like they're all evil. They can look Asian. They can look totally white. They can like runs. They almost look like like Eskimo or whatever. That's probably a term I can't use.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. In you would. In you would. Yeah. It's snow. Native snow American, please. So they were obviously Russian and Nick pops out his phone like right away, starts reading Putin headlines for no reason. What are you doing? I wasn't even thinking about it. I'm just like, Oh, Putin wants the world to rethink its position on the one.

I did not say fucking Putin. I do not, I do not say Putin in public. Very, very offensive language these days. We need a daily, somebody's got to do like a wellness check for her, tell me to knock his back. I got a bad feeling that she can whack those tits off. You think? I got a bad feeling.

Afterward. Sean, how often am I wrong? I was right about COVID, everything about it. Oh yeah. I was right about Ukraine stuff. You think she'll go like full, missectomy? You're 100%. I think she'll go like full, messed up to me? 100% 100%.

Well, she thinks she'll go like the full messectomy or whatever, or she's gonna get like respectable seat cups, probably. Oh, man. Do they do that like a D&E abortion or whatever? Or they like go back to the wall? You gotta go back and do it.

They like open a hole in the front of the nipple and then they shove a thing in there and start sucking out. Oh, man. I'm just asking how they do it. How come you guys can't, you Christian guys can't protest, breast reduction clinics? I do. You do?

Yeah, I'm out there every day on the front lines. I've never seen you out there. It's really embarrassing. You hear you walk doing, I'm thought, these are incredible. You're, yeah, you hear you are and read it. And I'm out there on the front lines. I have signs on my God loves tits. That's why you made them.

I'm going to go with my Ukraine side. Don't shrink your tits. Fat bitch. Yeah. Not that catchy. Usually usually you're better. It should rhyme. Yeah, I got a bad feeling about it. No, you could be, you could be right there. That's, she's retiring. But you don't ever, what do you need these tips for? What does she need them for? They're not coming out ever again anyway though. So, there's always a chance though.

There's always a chance that I can fuck her as long as she still got those tips. I thought she was just effectively dead. The board sir has helped him announce retirements. The coach's kind did. I mean, if they're dead, they're dead. The board says how old is she announced retirements? I mean, if you're that big, she's got the biggest, the best hits in show business in that one award winning tits, Tony from hack the movies. Yes. Somebody will get around and talk. She's announcing her retirement. She just kind of did you retire? Yeah. Who? Trust me, I am. She is.

I keep up with it. Well, that, no, you're making a good point. Now, I have to, I lost all of my porn actresses, porn stars. Lucy Wilde's gone. Marilyn's a cova's gone. Now, tell me to knock his gone. What's left for me in this world? Nothing. Just my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,. You have to find new girls, man. It's not that easy.

It's not that easy to make the right porn star. They really, yeah. You know, I met these girls when I was younger, I had a lot of time and a lot of myself on my hands. Now I got a whole podcasting network. This isn't even a joke, I know, except like, yeah. What's the joke about this? No, no, because I've been through this room just like,

man, I need a new girl to jerk off too. I mean, you just can't find that right. And guys are sending me recommendations. No, this is not. No, come on. This isn't like the same thing. You said more time when you're younger. Now you're older, you're like, I don't have time to jerk off.

I need to make sure it's the right girl. And now I can't even look at her old stuff. It's like, this is sad. It's like looking at pictures of your ex. Like a guy who died. Who died? Yeah Yeah. No guys, you cannot send recommendations. You have to send resumes. Right. Like you have to take the best parts and be like, look, she has three years experience in this. And then here's a little gif. Yeah. This is 2022. Resimés are all, you don't, you're not limited by paper anymore. It's a PowerPoint

president. I'm just going to I'm just going to cartoon girls now full time. That's it because they never they never do this they never mess with your heart like this. You're right. Right. You're right. They're always the same. They're always going to be there for that's. You just kind of you got to do the interspecies reviewers. What's that? That was the anime show that they dubbed, I think, three or four episodes on Funimation before they canceled it. But it was these two guys who would go around to the different monster brothels and they would have sex with what's a monster brothel? They're talking about a cartoon or real life. Yeah, an anime. Okay. And they're in a fantasy universe with like orcs and elves and fairies

and demons and all that shit. And so they went to the, they went to the brothels of all the different places and would have sex with them. Okay. And the fourth episode that got them canceled, well, in America, got them canceled from dubbing. Yeah. They went to one where you had to take a potion that turned you into a woman and then you got fucked instead, which was pretty funny, but you're watching this stuff. No. I was just going to say, no, I didn't know the whole story though. Yeah, I know the story about it because it was a big thing because long story short

funimation is producing the sexual show and they get into it. And then they know it's a super sexualized show, but then this, this episode's too far and it's because of the gender swamp. It was make, like it was disrespectful to trans people or something. Yeah. You just take a potion and then, and then you have what they want to do. Right. Yeah. Yeah, they made them very jealous.

A magical potion. How was your anime? Did you get more into anime since now? You're like the king of anime now? No, not really. No. I don't. I've watched a couple of the. He has a wife. I watched a couple of things on Netflix. Why? Streams so much. Not going to be obsessed about anime. Yeah. We watch anime together. You and your wife? Yeah. Sometimes we watch a grappler bocky together. That's a hilarious show. That didn't have like that. Is that a good show? Yeah. And bocky together. That's a hilarious show. That didn't have like, is that a good show?

Yeah, like a good show. And bocky's not like a big, titty waifu show. It's funny, men fighting. Oh, okay. Yeah. This is LA's first female and openly gay fire chief. Big fan. So they can't just get a first female fire chief.

They have to get a female butch to be a fire chief like well what I'm what I think is offensive is that it should be openly female Right right because we've probably had Female fire chief before yeah, just weren't open about it. Yeah, I can talk about it That's where we're going first openly female right right? Tony from HACTA Movies? Yeah, I agree. I agree. But I love Chris and Crowley. It's the greatest fire chief in history. Uh, here's something else that I have here. Let's see. The mom. Oh, man, this is Sean, you know how I, I have declared a jihad on mothers, right? Yeah, see how it's like.

And they all need, they all need to suffer. Oh, she did. She's being interviewed. That's great. Did you see the dissant, when DeSantis told these kids, they don't have to wear a mask. Yeah. They said, don't wear a fucking mask.

He's like, stop it. You saw that, right, Sean? Yeah, I don't need to play that. Okay, so this is, this is this mother decided to chew out her poor, this is black on black violence. I don't know where dad is, but he needs to be coming in with a fucking right hook during this mom took her son.

Look at that fucking face. Look at the son, she's making, or I'll just play it. I'm responsible for him. And I told him to wear that mask. And Governor DeSantis, and he's looking at this adult authority and he's telling him, oh, you didn't have to wear the mask. What was your reaction when you heard the governor

tell you and your classmates remove your masks? Um, a bit of a surprising shock more of, okay, this authority, this authority figure is asking me to do something. Very common for people to teach their children that the governor is an authority figure over that. Did you feel pressure by the governor to do that? That's a no. Just say, fuck you, mom.

Fuck you, I didn't. I hate this mask. I hate your fucking face. Wait a minute, that's the kid. Yeah. A little fucking face. Wait a minute, that's the kid. Yeah. There's more of a, a little, look at her fucking face. Asking me to do something,

this is like when horses can count, right? And they're just looking at their own. Clever hands. Clever hands. Yeah, count to 10, like, and he just looks at his mom. Yeah. Oh, is that, okay, that's good. Until I go, oh, you're there, then he stops.

Yeah. Oh, this poor kid. It's just shocking. She's not even wearing a mask. Well, that's the funny part. That's the funny part. Not even wearing a mask. I put my child up to be a political statement.

That's what, I mean, that's what this screams. Like horrible. Because she's not wearing a mask. She's obviously not actually concerned about any sort of health thing that a mask might, that her perception would be that the mask does. So she's like, I put him on that stage with the governor to make a political statement about masks and this motherfucker comes in and just says no, you can't do that. You don't have to wear that mask.

You have to wear the mask. The kid is all like, a big smile. He's like, yeah, fuck mask. Here comes mom. And then she goes like, and this little asshole takes the mask off. You know she's pissed, right? You know she's very, I love that she's not wearing a mask. Pretty hilarious.

Right. Right. Because she's like, oh, I'm going to be on TV. I got to show my face. Right. That's why my, did you feel pressure to take the mask? Oh God, please don't, please don't show this.

Mom, he's at anyone in my school. I'm so embarrassed. You're really talking about those micro expressions that people have that betray like with their truly feeling. Yeah. Look at how you pause this. It's disgust looking right at her son. Yeah. You disgust me. I hate your father. I chased him away with my shitty attitude. Take off your mask. He pretty much said take off your mask is stupid. And take off your mask. Your parents don't matter. Even though I tell my parents my life. I'm more than nobody. He's telling my minor child to take off his mask. He's calling.

He's calling. This is a college kid. He's gonna say like they're doing hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. I thought that was a husband for her. Oh, it's just they're never gonna stop, man. It's out right. So Josh Denny, he couldn't come to the show because he just have a vaccine card. And the venue had no idea if they needed them or not.

No, no, he didn't check anybody for anybody. I'm like, well, can this guy come? Like, I don't want to make him drive all the way out. If you're going to just say, no, you can't check anybody. I didn't check anybody. I'm like, well, can this guy come? Like, I don't want to make him drive all the way out. If you're going to just say, no, you can't come in. And the lady said, I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? I can't tell him, I don't know. So I get there and the guy goes, well,

does he have a negative COVID test? He's not sick. Like, is that, is that not enough? No, he's not sick. But he might, is that not enough? No, he's not sick. But he might be. Yeah, he might be. Oh, so fucking frustrating. They're never going to be done with the masks.

It hasn't been that bad for you, has it? In Minnesota? No, I mean, it's where I live is a bunch of people who don't give a shit about any of that stuff. Yeah, you're pretty way, you're out there, aren't you? Yeah, we're two hours west of the Twin Cities. So they did do the statewide shutdowns of all the business because our governor watches your governor from the corner and jerks off and does what he does. And so is your governor the one that the FBI was staging

that plot to kill? That was Whitmer. That was Whitmer. Yeah, ours is Tim Walls. Who, I mean, he thinks like Whitmer and like Newsom. And so he did all the lockdowns and stuff like that. But once the actual law preventing businesses from opening ended, nobody gave a shit about masks where we live, ever.

I mean, from the start, you could wear them if you wanted. No one cared. They put signs on. They put them in on them forever. Have you seen the videos of kids celebrating when teachers tell them they don't have to wear the masks anymore? Well, I mean, I can imagine. Kids like, yeah, fuck yeah, sure.

I have to wear this shit all day, every day. It was last night, last night was great. With no masks. That was great, just talking to people, seeing their whole face, taking pictures, all that shit. Not recycling your whiskey breath into your own fucking mouth. It's a great breath. God's gross.

I'm so fucking, I hope that we don't have to, I don't have to hear about vaccine cards ever again, but I kind of memory that we always will. Yeah. And here's the dumb thing. Like eventually, it'll be just a routine that adds time to an already annoying process of going to a restaurant and getting a fucking table. So I go, we want to, want to see you. And then you're like, you got to wait 10 minutes and then up, it's, your table's ready. And then you get up there after you wait 10 minutes.

It's LA. So you wait an hour. And then they go, well, actually, before we go to the table, I got to check every single person's Vax car. So, oh, yeah, everybody gets out their phone. They look at each one as if they would know at all that the name on the Vax card has anything to do with the person who's holding a picture. Yeah, sure. Yeah. And so they'll sit there and do that. They don't care. They're not like, well, I'm really concerned this person might not be vaccinated. They just know they have to do it.

So be this pro forma process that adds four minutes to an already annoying thing. And then you have to deal with the people who are against it in principle. Right. Like, well, you can't just cook to these people, dude. It's like, you're holding up the line. Yeah, you have to show your ID to get booze.

You know that, like, where's your cucking now? Right. Bro, you pay like 40% of your income in taxes. What do you, this is the smallest thing that I'm cucking to today. But you, but it's new. Yeah, it's, that's always the thing. We put up with what's been, probably, cuck to this. Yeah, yeah.

But I do support sanctions in Russia, so they'll kill their democratically elected leader, but I'm not cucking to this by showing my, like, well, you know that what, like your advice to them is to kill the guy in charge, but you're willing to just not go out. Do I have that right? Yeah. Anyway, well, then the other problem is

there's gonna be the guy every time you go out. Do I have that right? Yeah. Anyway. Well, then the other problem is there's gonna be the guy. Every time you go out, there's gonna be the one guy, the party in front of you. He's like, why, I don't have it. That's what I mean. I don't want to show it. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna help you line up. This guy came to the show last night.

He's under 21. Yeah. He was the only one under 21. Really? Yeah, and he had, he can't get a vaccine, he has like a medical excuse or something. Yeah. I don't know why.

So I told the venue, I was like, yeah, we got one guy under 21, so put an X on his forehead or something like that. And they're like, okay, what about the guy that doesn't have a vaccine because that is a same guy. There you go. Really? Yeah, look.

He's got a lot working against him. Yeah, he's underage. He can't get fake stuff. That's what he's lot working against him. Yeah, he's underage. He can't get fake stuff. That's what he's got working against him. Right. Right. Like bud, come on. Let's get fake, just get fake documentation.

Okay, let me see what, let me see. There's a sports bar with women only, women sports only. Oh boy. Most popular sports bar on the planet doing gangbusters numbers. I'm guessing. Yeah, let me pull that up. And we'll do a read some comments. Sports, sports bar with women sports only. Did you see that Russia has a WNBA hostage? Yeah. Saw that? Yeah, I heard about that. Can you believe that? Do you think women are gonna let that stand? I don't know.

I don't know. The only thing they could show is women's MMA. I mean, that'd be the only thing that people would go and actively watch. Yeah. Women getting the shit kicked out of them. Yeah, by the way, women. By a trend, as a matter.

By a trend, woman. Yeah. So what tends to happen? It's called the sports bra. They should have in women's MMA. by other women. Maybe a trans woman. That's a matter. A trans woman. Yeah. So what tends to happen? It's called the sports bra. They should have in women's MMA. They should dare a loser, right? You don't win a women's MMA match.

You're like, and this is our loser. And they give her the right. It's nobody can kind of care about the winner. All right. That one got beat up. Sports bar highlighting women's sports opening in Portland this spring. Sports bra. Oh man.

Women are very funny, very funny. What else would they have called it? You know, they're sitting around for a while. Like, what are we going to call this innovative sports bar? They're sitting around shaving their sides of their heads. A bar, a sports bar dedicated to women's sports. Wow. Maybe it'd be good. You know, there would be no one in there. It'd be nice and quiet. You go, do your work. Right. You're like layups passing and layups. If you like this sound basketball, but with none of the playing squeaking

on the floor, ball bouncing. That's to be fair, women's tennis audio is pretty hot with the grunt. Yeah, just the grunt in back. A new there's a new take on the typical sports bar coming to Northeast Portland. And the focus will be on women. Oh, God, it's about time. Jenny Nguyen is the owner and founder of the sports bra, a women sports bar set to open it somewhere. I want people to walk in the door just thinking this is a regular sports bar and feeling super comfortable. Unfortunately, that'll be destroyed by all the scented candles by the door when you walk

in. So are men not allowed. I know you got to get implied. Right. Right. Roundup. Yeah, it's Roundup. You can go. You're going to get a lot of love.

You're not going to have a good time. They're going to ask you like, well, what's your favorite WMBA team? Right. The name one. The sparks. Okay. Okay. the the the sparks okay okay which one of these is not a famous nomen's now I'm out

no that answered to which one of these is not a famous women's athlete is all above correct correct question right question you got it I thought it was a hilarious when the the NBA went to a new basketball like really briefly and they didn't like the feel of it.

And so they just made the WNBA play with them all. What? That's because you know, like the, what do you mean they didn't like the feel of it? It was like covered in your, or something. Yeah, it was like a new manufacturer or something like it just, you know, you get used to feel of a basketball. These guys can palm the ball. Nobody nobody liked it.

Why would they change the ball? Because they made a deal with another manufacturer. I don't know, or something like that. So they just gave them all. They gave them all to the WNBA. They gave them all to the WNBA. They were smaller basketballs. Because they were going to waste them.

Oh, yeah. And they have shorter hoops, right? Shorter. What? The WNBA. I don't think think they still have the 10 foot hoops. Yeah, that's why nobody, that's why like, there's like one or two women who like can dunk, I think, I don't know. I've never watched a WNBA game. I'm sure I think I'm almost positive. It's the same. It's the same height. I watch one of this woman's tampons shot out. I mean, I tried to dunk and fell. Another woman fell on her tampons shot out. I mean, if you tried to dunk and fell, another woman fell on her tampon shot right out of her.

That's a fucking technical if I ever heard a one. To everyone for their eyes, the rap, like everyone cover your eyes. Yeah. I want people to walk in the door just thinking this is a regular sports bar and feeling super comfortable. And then when they sit down,

they realize all the TVs are playing women's sports. So then they stand up and leave. It's like a prank. I want people to come in like it's a sports bar, but then when they sit down, get, check this out. It's all playing dog shit all over. All these dudes showing up and they realize they're in hell. Like no, no, no, as they look at the champion succession.

I'm all people to come in and get drinks and then look at the TV's and it's all playing gay sex. Then they realize the flags on the wall are women's or women's are women's teams, the WNBA or the Seattle store. People think like they're different like different countries they've never heard of yeah I want people to come in they look at the TV women's sports they look all over the walls but you fucking women's teams are ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But the witty name isn't just to play on words. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's also a lifestyle. Nagu'in says her business isn't just meant to create a fandom around women's sports. Is that Nagu'in?

That's Nagu'in. It's when. But also, I like when Dick Mispronounces names, it becomes a thing. Okay, perfect. Nagu'in, I'm going to get all women made and women own breweries on tap. Oh, so they're going to have like two beers. Like, how many, so how, see, this is just, I'm a woman, yeah.

This is, this is a big cock brewing. This is business suicide. Like how, you're really putting yourself behind the eight ball immediately. It's fucking hard to have a successful bar or restaurant. It's like women own breweries. You got to import it from like somewhere like four states over to find one. Like what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Women own breweries. Do they exist? That's my point. There's got to be one somewhere. And they're bragging about

being women. Is it like Gwen and the Palatros yeast is, yeah, brewing this beer pussy beer. Yeah, yeah, God. Oh God. You know there is one. So the brewery, it's a women's own brewery. It all tastes like cosmopolitan. This is actually not beer at all. menstruation IPA.

It's Apple T-nees. They serve 12 kinds of beer and they're all Apple T-nees. They serve 12 kinds of beer and they're all Apple T-nees. God. You know the beef is going to come from Carmen Ranch, run by a lady rancher out in Oregon. Negoin says, oh God, fuck you. They're always going to be out of hamburgers. Like the delivery was missed again. I don't know what happened.

I don't know. You just can't get the beef in. When's the delivery going to be there? When do you want it there? Because that's your expectation? I'm not gonna tell you Unfortunately also a female truck driver and she died half-fit the route back to her cost a 37 car pile up on the five You backed our beef delivery into the ocean Whatever good luck with your bar. The worst part is it's Portland, so there's going to be a bunch of guys like who never, ever in their life would go to sports.

I mean, they're still alcoholics, like, yeah, whatever. I don't care what you think is. But we have to go to this bar. You know what? It's going to get overrun by men because nobody's going to be in there and then get served really quick. It's actually kind of a brilliant idea now that I think about it. It's going to be all fucking, it's going to be all dudes. It'll be Jenny, Jenny Nguyen's first and worst nightmare, right?

Like all bunch of guys in there not watching the game from the looks of it. I mean, I'm just saying like a lot of things. The fact of all video what's going on. Come over here and sit down. Okay. I'm going to read some comments. James says hey, Dick, I wanted to thank you for the years of entertainment. My friends showed me the biggest problem back when I was in seventh grade.

And now I'm about to turn 21. That's at 10 years. Just the hours of pure joy from your show has really gotten me through countless amounts of rough times. And hearing the earworm called the dick show has always been there. So to say the least go fuck yourself. Oh, that's nice. Nice tribute to this episode 299. Right. Myelstone. 299. Grab a mic, you know, you guys don't have to. What's going to grab fucking next mic give me this thing Talience I'm here. This is my mic now. We replaced one talent. He's not actually on better

Give me give me one that Aracus test. Yeah, there you go. Okay. What was your favorite part of the show last night veto going a bit afterwards? No My favorite power was that Pokemon guy that told you to go fuck yourself Well, yeah, that was fun. And the most part was the one guy who felt the need to come up to me and go, you're not funny. It's because like, oh, thanks, dude. He's like, no, seriously. I hate every time you're on the show.

And I'm like, well, I can't win them all, I guess. That's what he said. What a big deal. Just some dude, I don't know. But he's like, can we get a picture? And I'm like, well, the fuck you want a picture of that? What the? Hold on, I'm putting you in focus or trying.

Anyway, I apologize to a lot of people for ruining their favorite podcasts last night. And I think they accepted it. I think they accepted another great apology from Fito. What was that guy's problem with Pokemon with you? Oh, he was mad because my problem was that people go to the store, the Walmart, remember when they scrambled to buy every Pokemon card they can and sell it online. He's like, that's my livelihood.

And I'm like, yeah, that's not a good way to live, man. Let children buy Pokemon cards. Invest in wheat futures. So you just sell them on a man? There's something. There's already going to rape you to death. Yeah, well, that's what he threatened me with. Thank you. Hey, they can chat.

I've been listening to the show since 2021, and I just caught up. The show has helped me mature. How? Why? Probably one. Oh, Sean? That's the mature one.

And brought me joy during dark times. Wow, especially when I was on the edge of being homeless once I did this. What are you stuff breathing into the butt? I can hear my mom. I can hear my mom. I can hear my mom's screaming. I can hear my mom's screaming. It doesn't have a cover on it.

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What are you implying? Well, I mean, I don't know. I clearly don't have a problem because you could smell it. I don't have a problem. I mean, because never I'm saying. cocaine and that's why he's able to sniff out. No, because I think I have some kind of like supernatural ability to point it out.

That's your mutant superpower and that's your element cocaine. Yeah, that's a tidy sense. Yeah. cocaine is abound. Especially when I was on the edge of being homeless once I turned 18, I was in foster care and I was aging out.

Ooh, that's a rough way to start life. Dude, foster, man. The foster, it's depressing. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, a lot of serial killers were in foster care. Oh really? Well, I only got treated, fucking, yeah, man,

that's, God, that whole system is so fucked up. What happened to turn 18, they just don't get to be in the street. Talk into the mic, but don't breathe into it. Okay, so they just don't be on the street when you're 18 in foster care. They changed the locks. Talk into the mic, but don't breathe into it. They just don't be on the street when you're 18 and foster care. They change the locks.

Pretty much. Yeah, like it is. They say, here's some kid out of here. Is there like a halfway house situation probably or something? That's because the, no, the government does a very good job with foster care. It's a wonderful system developed by the government,

run by the government. They're the only people who can take care of these kids and the government is good. You're being a contrarian. No, I'm saying that. No, I'm agreeing with veto. Yeah. I don't know, I don't even know how it works. Why is this on me?

That's when I vote for this? Did I vote for this? Yes. I voted for everything, apparently. The foster care system was broken before the Democrats showed up. Well, see, the veto voted for the guy who wanted to extend the foster care system. That's what? The 1994 crime bill. Oh, send him straight to prison. Right. The super predators. Oh, that's what you

do when you get a foster care. Oh, there's so many super predators at the time. Well, they're just predicting the future. So many super predators. He's like, look at all these super predators. What the fuck do we do about this? They're everywhere. How did they use the term super? I don't know. Serious. No, you got to wait with that. Right. And we know it got votes. I'm sorry. That one didn't age well. Super predators. What do you mean by super predators? Well, you know, black eyes.

You know, okay, well, that's not, that's not right. Anyway, if you end up seeing this, I just wanted to say, thank you, go fuck yourself, a Canadian idiot. Okay. Is it, does Canada still exist? Did they get honked out of the... Yeah, they're still up there. Still up there? Here's just a giant crater from all the honking.

Yeah. Just honked out of pizza. The honk of cost. Jays is a fat sex therapist compares fitness trainers to Nazis and children's dieting to sexual assault. Well, okay, let's if we're going to do that, let's do it. There you go. There you go.

The day and that news. Let's check it out. The fat therapist, uh, campus reform.org. Oh, God. Why do they picture me? Why do they do that? Why do they do that? Why do they do that? Her Instagram name is the fat sex, the rapist.

Look at that belly button. Oh, I just want to do except cookies. I just wanted to accept the cookies. Talk about accepting cookies. What the cookies back, Dick? Why did you accept them? Oh, long time. How many guns does she have?

Oh, long time. She isn't a double. Double chins are gone. It's now double guns. Look at that. Oh, these little worse cookies have ever seen in the wall. What does she blur? She's got an emoji over I've ever seen. I've never seen a lot. What is she blurt? She's got an emoji over a fold that maybe she thought

was looked like a vagina? Oh, sorry. She needs more emojis over several other problem areas. Yeah, that was the offensive Bart Nick. That's it. More emojis are needed in this scenario. I see nine parable facts. The one is not doing enough work here.

Oh. Just put the American flag emoji. I blow it up about this big. How many followers is the fat sex therapist? The fat sex therapist. Yeah, they had the fat sex therapist. That's 23,000 likes. 150,000 followers from Sonnelly. And they the pronouns are they., now I just don't know what

to think. NB butch queer. Okay, she's an NB. What's NB? A non binary dick. N B. Wait, wait, wait, wait, it was talking N B. I heard. Fuck off. What is N B? N B non binary. They took the letter whole word. They made it into into a non-binary was too hard to say so they put it into two letters, but then two letters was too complicated so they made it into a four letter word called NB. Right. That's how I thought it was. But then they mean B.Y. She's a fat futurist to Dick. The fat futur is on its way and she's leading the, she's leading the future leading the charge in the future. I'm not ahead of her time.

Donut lever as well. Which is, well, who isn't? Anybody ever turned down a donut? I mean, and a pretzel on there too. She's undoing white supremacy. You can tell by that real donut the bottle. Rainbow, NB, butch, queer. All of those mean gay, right?

Well, kinda do yes. They're variations. How many ways can you be gay? Yeah. Well, there's a whole bunch of it wrongs. Nowadays. Okay, let's see what does she have to say about? Don't go back to the picture.

God. I'm trying to find her that guy said, uh, where is it? There it is. It's a campus reform. Campus reform. God. I'm trying to find her that guy said, uh, there's a there it is. It's a campus reform, campus reform. Okay. That showed fat sex the right face. Why does she look even bigger in that one? What is she doing with her face? Like removed all the lights, but she's generating her own life. Like the side she looks like hydrogen combustion that's going on.

You see an apocalypse now. Like she looks like Brando, like all shot in dark because he came to the set at like 300 pounds. And they're like, we can't show you in fucking set lighting. Yeah. Wait, why does this say Minnesota? They don't wear all black and shot him in the dark. Is this chick from Minnesota?

I truly believe that a child cannot consent to being on a diet. Oh my God, I truly believe, this is the fat sex the rapist. I truly believe that a child cannot consent to being on a diet the same way a child cannot consent to having sex. A child should not be able to consent to be on a diet.

Yeah. Giving a child a salad is pedophilia of jokes. That's what we've learned here today. I truly believe. I truly believe. As I you know, she's serious. Says Sonny Lee, Rasha, Twater, whose Instagram name is the fat sex therapist. Yeah, proclaimed Thursday from the main stage of St. Olaf College. Yeah, the smaller stage just couldn't handle her. She had to play the big room like where the stones fly. It's all re-informed stuff for the collapse of multiple sides. Yeah, but it's like, you know, she continued. I experienced diet culture as a form of assault because it impacts the

way that I experienced my body. Wow. She needs to be assaulted a whole fucking lot more by diet culture. How do you experience that, experiencing her body's like the Golden Gate Bridge, like it takes two years and you start over. Oh, painting it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These comments were more, were more made in the context of

her two hour speech. I can't believe she could do anything for two hours. Well, there were numerous break in between. You thought, you thought veto braiding into the mic was bad. Diet culture has, I totally was a form of slavery for people. I like that you churched it up, right? Yeah. I like that this was sponsored by the wellness center of the college, the college wellness center wants you to know that dieting is a Nazi form of torture. Child rape.

Yeah, it's child rape basically. The worst part is that, you know, we can see her shirt, but on stage, she's not wearing pants and has an emoji in front of her giant vagina. She carries around with her. God, God. Look at her face again. Sponsored by St. Olaf, college's wellness center.

Yeah. Huh. There's women in gender studies. We're the same. Oh, right. They got all those departments are putting in the lag. Center yeah, huh women in gender Right Puttin in the lag work and out there for equity and inclusion You're never gonna believe the size of this woman that I just had prepare the main stage she saying diets are like raping kids The talk included assertions that fitness contributed

to the recent Christchurch shooting. What? What was the fitness talk? That guy was pretty built, you know? Like if they would have run faster, they wouldn't have gotten shot as much. Like is that what it was? Like is that how fitness contributed to Christchurch?

The guy was too fit. I see if he was too fat, he couldn't fit through the door. Maybe that's it. Probably great. I think he had to get out of his car like, you know, Fabby. Oh.

Like that statement is insane. It's like a, there's a sponsored by the wellness center, John. Yeah, sure. What's insane? Like the women study, yeah, look at who's sponsoring all of it. Yeah. Fab people getting out of a car is like a snowboarder

at the start of that thing where they're like, yeah at downhill skier. Yeah. We're made at the center for, oh yeah, you were right, Nick, on the topic of radical fat liberation. Hey, man, to my radical fats, where you at? You know, this, you're not even close to this fat. I know. I got one to do.. I was gonna say her features are all scrunched in It's like her head achieved critical mass and starting to collapse inward on itself Yeah, why is like dying starts like trying to eat itself from the inside out That she's like doing that's like a that's like a vacuum mouth pose She's trying to like pull some candy from the table

with just- Just suck out the macabre tea, that of a gums. There's a bunch of levitating food headed her way. During the course. Tonight we're gonna orbit. Yeah. She's reached that breath. Tonight we're gonna start by talking about how to politicize

our definition of body image ran to wash tar began because oftentimes we actually get stuck thinking Stuck thinking of it from a white supremacist lens. Oh come on white supremacy happens every day in all these little things Like when I got stuck, you know trying to go out of the door of my car all these little things. Like when I got stuck, you know, trying to get out of the door of my car. White supremacist designed by Honda Cored. It's crazy what the thing is.

It's a white thing. Wildly, the wildly different things that they put together, like all under the heading. Just like not to do that. White supremacy, it's like that. It's fucking insane. This is my biggest problem. What did I bring in?

Oak marketing? No, no, no. I had one that was specifically blaming the white supremacy for fucking every now you did. It's crazy. Like bitch, you're fat. She goes, well, those white

supremacists, man. What kind of... This is all of us. No, you are fat. We are fat. I'm talking about radically liberating us from the fatness of white supremacy.

They're everywhere. During the course of her talk, rash to swore listed science as one of those supposedly white supremacists every day thing. No, I agree with her on this. Yeah, we got to stop trusting the science. It's built on white supremacy. Absolutely. We should be critical of the use of science and the production of knowledge. To continue promoting this idea that certain bodies are fit, able and desirable, desirable.

That one is telling everybody that bodies are desirable. The boys at 13, they start researching science and then figure out, wow, you're a fat as fuck. Right. I'm not allowed to get a boner. What? I love that you pay for, you know, to go to college and immediately go to college, there's fine people go, you really got to start with this production of knowledge. You want to fuck away here?

Why did you lose it? You just let it slide out. They bring up eugenics. Good God. Is it my fatness that causes my high blood? Or is it my experience of weightstaking? Everyone's really mean to me and that's why I'm blood pressure. That's in prayer is our causing our high blood pressure, Sean.

Is it my fatness? Is this my fatness? Or is it people calling me fat that's creating my high blood pressure? They fucking really think that. I can't even. Rashed to arts asked, she then connected the science suggesting that obesity is unhealthy to Nazi is. Yeah, yeah, Nazis made lots of fat people. I mean, they're notoriously overfeeding. Oh, yeah, they loved it. Those kinds of trash can't be readin' good as we all remember. Loaded fattening these people.

Ah! Feesy juice. No, please, we can't possibly eat anymore. Was a common refrain in the ham. Oh, more stricter. They're protested out there with signs. No more stonestudsel. But Jews were actually doing a hunger strike because they were overfied. That's why they're so much to do.

That's why I should be. You know, lots of food went away as to those camps. It's very bad. Compose files for days. I'm trying to think of a pun for gas the Jews. No, boy. Yeah. Somebody's gonna pull that.

Yeah. Oh, that's the Jews. Well, that's why they have the... That's the... That's the Zed, Zed, Zed. Yeah. That's why we got fat in these shoes up, Master Jews. Yeah, Master Jews.

Why do you think they built all the ovens for all the cakes and cookies they're producing? That's such a rapid pace. Then we showed up the country, because there's that hundreds of opens, and we're like, well, what's going on here? They're making big, this big prize. That's what they were for. How should we actually just translate

to Hans' pie shop? The best bakery in Bavaria. That part of the sign fell off of us. Pies, isn't it? Well, yeah. How does it hope to work? I think it was work makes you free. Yeah, work makes you free. Buffet.

They fell off the side. Free buffet. We should be critical of the, oh no, I already read that one. However, she then pivoted, unlikely, metaphorically. Uh, pivot, to support scientific, oh no, not so you're saying that fat phobic science is often actually eugenic science. Right.

Eugenic science. They sneak it in there. Eugenic science is Nazi science. Okay. Ah, however, she then pivoted to. What does she like to play in parenthood? Don't we all? Eugenic science.

That's the plan, parenthood. Yeah, I'm curious if she supports them. Probably, I mean, they can't support her. Do they support Ukraine? Does Planned Parenthood support her? Nobody can support her. Ukraine.

She needs a heavier crane. She needs our crayon. She needs our crayon. Double you to pull crayons. Double you crayon, that was better. However, she then pivoted to support scientific findings as she pondered intentionally pursuing weight loss, claiming that what we're discovering scientifically is that that's not possible. It's not possible. It's a virtue way lost. That's very difficult. Science is bad.

Science is bad is fat phobic, but what we're finding out scientifically is that it's not possible to lose weight. It's not possible to lose weight scientifically. Everyone who's ever tried to lose weight. I can't lose weight. I failed. Yeah. And except for Jared, who's a pedophile. There's only incidental weight loss. She's not that. There's only incidental weight loss, Dick.

How is this clown real? She's making a fortune. I know I just don't even know. I'm being fat, saying absolutely retarded stuff. At what point do you stop? Like once you're blaming white supremacy for being a big fat piece of shit, like jump the shark. Don't you go, you know, no, been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been

we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been we've been I got maybe that Instagram too. Fat watch thing. Hold on. No tattooing Russians. Let me find it. Oh yeah, you have a Nick, you have a flight at some point, don't you? Yeah, I don't want to delete it.

Yeah, I got a, I got to be at the airport at like, I don't know, two thirty three, something like that. I think, oh, here we go. A man girdle L.A. Yeah. Yeah. Shouldn't bele. L.A. Yeah. Yeah. Shouldn't be terrible traffic on the weekend. Say hello to the world.

Yes. Slimming and posture improving. Compression boxers. The men boxers are built for performance and function. That's the name they came up with as men. The man boxers. That is not, he were near as good as the sports bra. You could have come up with something. Look at these guys, limi pants.

It's not sitting around. That's limi pants. Yes, something under man pants. The slender man pants. What is the conversation happening? Is it like a nice stomach bra? That's the man box, seriously. Yeah, wait a second. I'm actually the man boxers.

For those of you listening, we're watching three men tap each other on the belly and smile. As there's some girdles. Yeah, they are wearing girdles. We're the hand on the volume, Sean. This is how sausage gets stuffed into an intestine. Can your boxers do this, man? What?

Go up really high and make my stomach? Come on, my God. This is compression way to build confidence. Yeah. And have it all taken away when you take it off. Oh. Take that, Nazis. We're getting our concoctus.

He's not even that fat. These guys are just like weirdly bodied, this more thick. They can't have like normal bodyshakes. Can you imagine, though, you go to a bar, you pick up a chick, you go home. That's right. You have to go off into the clasp. Like when Homer like clipped his back fat. Like you put it like a fur flip suit or something.

Yeah, yeah. Clips to hold his fat and play. Guy, you can get ears. Gators today. Sean, you got some of hold is fat and play. Haha. God, you can get yours. Get yours today. Sean, you got some of the exers. Sure, stop working out. Yeah, okay. Just get yourself a nice girdle.

Oh, 39. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. He's your pants, thermals, pull that. But it was tight. Look, but you know the dude's totally fit anyway. Yeah.

You're a jackdews. Look at his arms. Haha. Maybe they're doing my workout. Just curls and drinking. These regular pranks. Maybe they're doing my workout, just curls and drinking. These regular pranks. He's got full on like wrestler ass. I'm so-and-dally spayed, you know.

So glad I won't piss myself wearing these. They have to point that out. Hey, you can get to your dick if you need to piss. I would still over the waistband these things. No way. That's all I want now. So that the chance life is to go all the way. Is there so tight? You got to peel them really hard.

You're going to get the jaws of life. These are $60 regularly per month. That's one of those things where it's always half-prone. Look, all the backpack coming out on that thing. That's $60 value. I think 98% of customers buy two to three pieces for friends and family. Dick, imagine going, I've bought you men boxers because of your disgusting gut. You've got a big girl.

Yeah, by your girl. What are they making? It's just started XL. Yeah, right? For the chunky magic in your life. Wait, there's something that can tame a 5 XL. Oh yeah, dude, we got to order a 5 XL and see what it is. I kind of want to know.

What we got to see as compression is, I want to know. Yeah. We got to see if two of us can get into them. Is that your long con? Yeah, it's getting naked and getting into a pair of underpants. I'm getting naked, I mean, with clothes, cool. Well, that's not a good experiment then. You wear suitcases,

you're actually fantasizing right on underwear without taking your clothes off. Yeah, that's dumb. We have to take our clothes off. I think a five-hslope. Why didn't they get Alex Jones as a sponsor for this? That would have been good. That's funny.

Walking out of the water with those man's pants on. Oh, it'd be great. Oh, you can ask questions. And he has the poor after and he's just kind of more red. Let me see. I got another Lizzo. Oh, God. Preferences, fat, faux bank. Here's what I eat in a day. Let's try that from a fat from a fatty from a fat cell. Yeah. Oh, no. She's already inhaled. What is the name of this TikTok video dick? What I eat in the day of a fat bitch. Oh boy. At least she's self-aware. I'm excited. Okay. Let's see

One ham bone One is that like a ham sandwich looks like a frangue. Looks like a donut, is that a donut? Isn't that ham in French, isn't it? Okay, I think that's how you say it. Well, look at it, it weighs a lot. Oh, yeah, it's like a ham bun. This is like a food I don't even know about, because they're so fat.

Yeah. Okay. It's like a ham donut. So this is four sausage rolls. This is fetish shit. Yeah. Disguised is, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Oh, this is foul.

Oh my God. Four pink panther wafers. Only four. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, it's the Mickey D's 12 nuggets. 12 nuggets, two chips, McFlurry's, two donuts, and two drinks. Oh, the McDonald's donut. Right, this is fetish shit.

It killed Toblius. Double cheeseburger, yeah, yeah. And she's eating it. She's doing all this Mario music too. I know. You know that skinny guy with her there's a guy buying all this fucking shit too. Right, I can't watch this anymore. I knew a chick who did that. We're guys with Sundermoni to just buy obsidian amounts of food.

Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah, a big one. She's pretty bad. She's so filthy. It's crazy. That's the only way you can get down anymore, just by eating.

Mm. The guy's watching you eat. Shaving twinkies into your mouth. Uh, fans is a blessing in a curse. I love twinkies. I haven't had a twinkie in years. Really? I never liked twinkies. Twinkies are fun. I think they're great. I haven't had Twinkie in years. I never like Twinkies. I think they're great. I think of all the hostess cakes.

They're one of the more overrateds. I don't know why I don't like them. Do not get enough love. I like singers. I love singers. Which ones are those? I like the lemon singers. They're a cream filled. They're like, they're like frosting on top.

Yeah. You can peel frosting off in one fell. I don't know. I was talking about the cupcakes and the monkeys. You never hear about the zinger when it's clearly, sometimes the snowballs they talk about. I'm not a hostess fan. I like little Debbie. Most of them are cats. I think they're all gotten much worse

since they changed the factory after they strike. Yeah, yeah, they changed the like the flower that they use stuff to. That's the thing. All the hostess workers got fired and then they just farmed it out to some other company. So now they do. Yeah.

They'll always go with like what's cheapest or they get the best deal on it. It's like people, oh, original formula. It's like there hasn't, they constantly change it. It's constantly changed. All of it is. All of it is. All of it is. All of it is.

All of it is. All of it is. All of it is. All of it is. All of it is. All of it is. All of it is. All of it is. Go back to lime. I'm still pissed. I can't jerk off to the green M&M anymore by law. Why? Because they made her not sexy anymore. Why?

You didn't see this thing? No. You know how the green M&M was always the hottest one? She had the strip tee. She had these like gogu stripper boots. I like the yellow one. She was out. Shut the fuck up.

So they had the gogu stripper boots on the green one, but now they actually made a commercial where they said, we're de-sacifying. we're going to stop objectifying the green M&M, and now she just wears like flat tennis shoes. We're worried about fucking new heels. That's like the new, that's how I get to wear. Yeah, women wearing sneakers. I want those fucking boots back, man. You like boots?

I want to sniff those M&M feet. What if they put her in sneakers, but also had the thigh high athletic socks? Yeah, yeah. That'd be a hot green. You know what would be progressive? I don't think you're being here. Why don't we make her a fooda? Food and Ari.

Yeah, no, I'm with it. We need a trans M&M, Dick. They are trans. Do they have penises? M&M? I would hope so. The peanut guy does. The peanut one should.

He's got nuts. He's got something going on inside. Rest of them are just journaled. Rest. The peanut guy does. The peanut one should. He's got nuts. He's got something going on inside. Rest of them are just journal channels. Rest of them are just chocolate. They're all sterile. They're all sterile. He's the only one who can reproduce.

You crane propaganda. Hey, Dick, I don't know what you've seen floating around, but I can hardly think of any story that's gained traction in the press or on social media that hasn't turned out to be either mostly or entirely false. Even the one about a missile hitting a Holocaust memorial where they were saying it's basically the Holocaust all over again. Did you see that? No.

They said, they said a missile hit a Holocaust memorial. Boba Cran. Yeah, Boba, Tasha Yarr in the Ukraine. And it was basically like the Jews dying twice good God Wait, did they really say Tasha Yarr and that's the name of the place Tasha Yarr? That's not the name of the place shut the fuck up the name of the place Tasha Yarr Bobby Yarr Bobbi are maybe I don't know room. Tasha Yarr is the chick from Star Trek. Well either one either way The defense

Anti-Semitism or something said it was like the Jews dying twice. Just like it seems to devalue the fake death a little bit. It's like they died a third time. Russian dickhead calling on Heydekenshon. Call me Nick Fan of the show TDS and both iterations of the Biggs, probably the universe. Been listening guys. Since Biggs problem episode one, the first one, this is not a fun letter, so it's probably not good for the universe. Been listening, guys, since biggest problem episode one,

the first one, this is not a fun letter, so it's probably not good for the show. Oh, I just read it. Whoops, so please, please, please. Love your stuff, but both yours and Vito's takes during the last biggest problem episode seems so off. No. I don't know, yeah, what was off about shocking?

You're talking about the one where we were talking. You're wrong, I don't think it takes off the file. We're talking about Putin and war and whatever. He's not awesome. What are you talking about? How can you? Wait, how can both of you take speed off? Well, if you take his awesome, if you take his awesome, if you take his awesome, he's

not awesome. Yeah. Well, he's somewhere in the middle. Is it his interest? You can read it. I'm mad at Putin for the wrong reasons I assume. I mean, I don't know. You just saying he's not awesome.

He's awesome. Yeah, it's really cool. All those like journalists, they keep arresting and shit. That's what you have in America, right? I mean, he's saying awesome things. And he's saying he's not awesome. It did happen in all the protests. I don't know if I'm not.

Okay, but I'm saying wasn't that bad? Yeah. You can say it was good now. Okay, then it's bad. Putin does it. He should have shot him. This is Dick's fucking bullshit. We can empir now okay then it's bad putin does it you should have said it's fucking bullshit we can empirically prove that is awesome because legos supports food and everything is awesome because i can't believe they'd arrest those truckers for hanking and i'm like well they're

arresting russians for protesting like yeah that's you know that's good that's a bad fuck those guys that truck i'd feel differently they're not a free country though i also thought it was supposed to be a free country yeah what's going on right, it happens in Russia. It's not a free country. They're free up front. If you fuck around in Abu Dhabi, you're going to jail. Yeah. In that spot, you don't go wall, you know, Abu Dhabi is pretty cool because of that. But they're not saying they're a free country. That's the difference. Okay. Just stop saying you're

free if you're arresting fucking truckers and taking their bank accounts. You're not fucking free That's what annoys me the hypocrisy of Yeah, I was right when I think I'm a long way to say you're evil God when I think of Western liberal democracies I always think of Russia at the top of the list. That's exactly Saying anything about a parker's name. Just saying you can say that what Putin does is clearly bad. Awesome.

You can say it's consistent. Oh my gosh. Jesus Christ. Well, I don't see you fighting the US government. You anglin' for an RT job, Russia today, because they're gone. I've been interviewed by them. Yeah, they tried to give me a job at one point. They're not gone. They're on Odyssey. Oh, yeah, they're on Odyssey. That was awesome. I think they still shut down. Well, RT is still around.

RT America, I think, is going by the wayside now. What are you doing to fight the U.S. government? That's so great. I'm making videos that expose star wars. Star Wars. And as part of the culture war, I think I'm slowly shifting the dialogue. I don't do anything. There's no point. I don't know. I'm just putting it a shot. I tweeted some stuff.

He's like, you know, I'm fuck America. I'm fuck it. I'm doing stuff today. I'm going to go to Ukraine. I'm going to do it. Did you ever read the tutorial on Reddit? No, I have a tutorial of how to do it. Oh, yeah.

Kind of. Are you familiar with a gun? Have you seen one? No. did you see the thing? Medicare? Do you know which end to hold? Do you see the thing? Medicare tweeted, I don't know if it was real or this guy's like, Oh, do you crane to help out? And they were very mean. I brought my entire airsoft kit and they said it was not useful because it's not a real gun. But I have 400 pieces of airsoft. And I'm like, it's pretty good. Anyway, yeah, there's going to be soon, there's going to be one of those can like YouTube videos cameras, a bunch of Russian soldiers going, and then walking away from the battlefield

back to Russia as I get tagged. Fucking mosquitoes. We're going to get some larpers, man. There's got to be some larper's laughing big time. No, but I want like some dudes to go over there. Cause in the day, what an asshole. I don't know. You might know more about. to go over there because it didn't work in a day. What an asshole. I don't know. He

might know more about I just really hope some four Chan kids go over there and really get the war. They didn't want it. No, they're mad that reddit's do that reddit's taking the fight to Ukraine before four Chan that they're actually pissed that reddit did it before pull. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, one one post said that. So that's true. This guy says the whole thing with Ukraine having a ton of Nazis didn't start with NATO importing them there. Oh, well, yeah, they started with Nazis. Yeah, which you said this, this, the I did as funded by Biden and from provided. No, Obama. Oh, Bob Hillary Clinton technically Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton gave all the Nazis into Ukraine gave them money.

You can't everybody money. Who do we not just say the same thing? Right. Yeah. What the fine allied with Nazi Germany to fight Russia? Like that's real. Like back in the what the 40s last week. Yeah, last week. All right. Just whatever. I think you. So cool. You know that guy had to swap me with the Nazi stuff. That guy's cool. Like a whole neighborhood of that. Yeah.

Ukraine. Not that there's anything wrong with that. We got the world with two flanks. Ukraine is collaborated with the Wormock soldiers. Oh, yeah, he's saying it during World War 2 because they were pissed at Stalin for starving, starving them to death in the 30s. because they were pissed at Stalin for starving them to death in the 30s, which he did because they sheltered Saurists after the 1917 revolution. Right. So it's good to be with the Nazis then.

Because you didn't like what Stalin did in the 30s. Food. They want food. I mean, I guess. Once again, it's all about food. Sean. Once again, this show comes up with the times it was okay to be a Nazi. Sean was good to be a Nazi at that point.

I don't do have not figured out that this is a way in on the whole good, bad thing. Yeah, there's no morality there. That's a sound fuzzy. I don't know if you need to find a way to stay in there. It's a little fuzzy, yeah. Okay. They were heavily punished for that as a consequence,

which martyred the Nazi collaborators, even more. Once again a consequence, which marty denazi collaborators even more. Once again, not to be marty. Uh, it made that a thing all the way into the modern time. Don Bass and Lucas loose hands. They just can't get over it, right? Like, I love that. Made them a thing all the way into modern times. It's like, well, everybody else decided Nazis are bad, but these guys were, they were martyrs

in their country, so it's okay. You know what? The Nazis got their, that their swastika and everyone was like, fuck, that's a cool logo. These guys are going to be around for a long time. We're never, never getting really nice guys. It really has staying power. Fuck.

I mean, you have to say, like, I think I brought this up, but Hugo Boss made the SS. Is that true? Yes. Yeah. Hugo Boss was a man. They were really, yeah, he actually like died of an abscess tooth. I think he got, you know, like sepsis or something from it. He just put it off. But yeah, I mean, you have to, they looked good. Yeah. I mean, that's the problem.

The consequences you want to hate him, but God, they look great. Gossip fashion. Don't pass in Lou Hanks. All right. The hell of a complicated story, but the too long didn't read is that they were indeed some people discontent on their position with Ukraine, yet they wouldn't have seceded without heavily involvement from Putin. Who had previously conveniently injected his true,

I mean, that's kind of what we said. A lot of complicated stuff happened. Yeah. That's kind of what we said. It's involving food really complicated. Oh, it's just fascinating. I mean, I don't know. I don't like, I don't weigh in on the bloods and the crypts.

I know the Disuproble Half-Time Show was awesome and it was like, fuck you. Yeah. Bloods, but a lot of stuff happened that I don't know about. I don't know about you. It's a very complicated situation. They didn't have Cardi B then. Who has Cardi B?

The blood. Yeah. Was Tupac on the roof of the Super Bowl? Was that something somebody added? Tupac? He was up there. I saw it. They cut to a Tupac.

They cut to a Tupac on the roof of the Super Bowl stadium. I missed that. I don't know if that was something somebody added later. They did not cut to two pockets. There's a party super bowl. Like a fucking hologram or something. Yeah, well, like at the end of the performance, like I'm an I'm in like Jay-Z, like look to the sky.

Look at the two pockets. Like a symbol. I think somebody added it. Yeah, I think somebody added it later. I think later somebody made a CG like two pocket in the roof of the Super Bowl. Like looking down at them. Yeah, it's two pocketpock, of course. For me, the client.

I don't think that happened. Well, I didn't, I didn't watch it live, so I didn't know if it was added after the fact. I'm sure we could find out when it's floating around out there. You can't trust your eyes anymore, Sean. Well, no, I mean, I'm sure somebody, somebody actually knows the fake sound thing. No one knows. You have to make it up in your mind and then find it. Find whatever.

Some words for it. Just make it up. Objective reality. Liam, what makes me a rage when you go to a party and bring a bottle of wine for all the mutants to drink? Oh, you're done with that other letter. Okay. I mean, what's he going to go?

More things I could read on Wikipedia. Does he say that you're more wrong or I'm more wrong? That's really all I care about. What did it sound like so far? I think it sounds like you're more wrong. That letter is like really long. He sent us a whole military essay. You should have made a YouTube video to explain it to us.

That would have been better. Obviously, his goal was and is to prevent NATO from approaching, which also did in fact mess with Ukraine before. The problem is that the globalists, if he's using words like globalists, he's on my side. Better with Don Whistle. I learned. Who have been doing a shoddy job of making a scarecrow out of Russia are now taking a big gulp of the, I told you so, mug in front of everyone in the world.

That's working. Russia is a corrupt shithole. Oh, it's pretty bad. Yeah. Worse than America. I would say it is absolutely worse than America dick. I don't know why you think that. I think that is though.

Because I'm watching them arrest fucking protesters and shut down independent media. Yeah. Kind of like Canada. Don't go, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess he goes, yeah.

And then you've been, you said to your, I'm right. You know I I guess he goes, yeah, and then you then you sit. Yeah, I'm right. You know I'm right. Well, it's an illegal protest though. Oh, okay. I'll shut it down. They weren't wearing their mask. Be out of shot by the police.

They weren't wearing their masks. And a protest. That's true. That's true. You just got that rubber bullet. Yeah. Nice. You got to get it framed.

And then whenever a black guy comes over, you can go, I took one for you guys. Well, I took one for me all the time. Not all the people that say, like, oh, I have friends in Ukraine. Isn't that like kind of like, well, I have black friends. That is the exact same. Yes. Fucking music drink.

But when you pull out your flask, oh, when you go to a party and you bring a bottle of wine from music drink, when you pull out your flask to have a sip of decent whiskey, every 50 year old woman comes over and wants to try your secret stash. That man, if you break out of flask anywhere, I don't like whiskey, but everyone thinks. They like to try whiskey. You got some whiskey there. Let me, as though like one shot is good forever.

Flask is a personal, it's got your lips on. You don't ask for a swig out of some reason. I need all six ounces. Yeah. Like, this is fine. You could have brought one for your soul. I don't even ask. God,ig out of some of these. I need all six ounces. Yeah. Like, this is mine. Let's be a part. You could have brought one for your soul. I don't even ask.

God, no, it's clearly yours. You should have a sample flask as a courtesy to go on flask. As Mattich will say, you should have a decoy flask. A decoy flask. You know what it is? Yeah. Oh, God. I think someone tries to take your flask.

Oh, can I get a sip of that? Sure. Mmm. Oh, this is interesting. sip of that? Sure. Hmm. Oh, this is interesting. This is a very expensive whiskey that's in here. Fuck off. This is for me and only me. That's why it lives in my pocket and not on the table where everyone puts their shitty

drinks. Okay. Do you guys want to do some advice? I don't know. I was like, what is it? I want to call it 11. Yeah. It's getting late, right? It's got to mean if he's got to get to the...

Terrick, hey, Dick, I'm after some advice on psychedelics, specifically mushrooms. I've heard that mushrooms can be a great tool for when you're in a rut in life and need a new perspective on what you're doing and where you're going. You've mentioned recently that you did acid. What are things I should expect when doing spikes? What should I be wary of doing thinking and how do I go about setting a goal in mind for what I want to achieve? It's the most complicated drug you've ever heard. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that.

I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I You can't misunderstand what drugs are about. Like, I want to go into this with a good plan. What you want to strategy. What you want, your goals should be doing the drugs. That's step one.

Yeah. And then all the planning comes immediately afterward. So you go, shit, what do I do now? What you don't want to do on mushrooms, you have a very real danger of talking about mushrooms with everyone you know. Yeah, don't do that. No matter what happens, even if you meet God, don't tell anybody about how important mushrooms

are to you, how they've helped you, how you're more, just don't. I know you're gonna do it. I know you're gonna do it. You're gonna do it. You're gonna find some other people who do mushrooms and you're gonna get into some kind of a conversation with them, but don't do it. You're gonna do it. You're gonna find some other people who do mushrooms, and you're gonna get into some kind of a conversation with them, but don't do that. Don't, don't, just try, try not to. For God's sakes, try not to do it.

I'm begging you. When you're on mushrooms, there's a little grum on the comes you and you go, so you're gonna tell everybody about this, right? And you tell them, no. No. Absolutely not. That's the devil.

That's the drug devil. You're gonna talk about this for the rest of your life. God, no. Mushrooms and weed, but mushroom specifically, weed people just like like it, relaxes their paranoia, but mushroom people are like, you know what, it just like opened my fucking brain just to the fifth dimension, thinking.

I'm thinking laterally now. Mm-hmm. I never had that experience with mushrooms. It was laterally. I just stared at a rock face. It's not a stared at a rock face. It turned had that experience with mushrooms. I just started a rock. It's not a standard rock face is it turned into multiple anime giant robots. And I was like, the coolest rock I've ever looked at in my life. Nice. Yeah. So you're saying that right now, but somebody out there is listening going like, well, actually, I, when I started doing mushrooms

really made me optimize my thinking components. Well, I think of all the Native Americans are like, you know, I saw the face of God or whatever else. I was like, ah, I was a fucking robot the whole time. It's whatever you want it to be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, what do you have any advice? I am not a drug.

We neither is him not a drug. Good. Well, so I don't get how do I give him advice here and don't. I'll do the dad advice. Sure. Try that one. Try not doing. Try not doing. Try not doing, try not doing

terms. Think of the funniest place to freak out and take the drugs there. The police station. Go to the police station. Go to the police station. Take them and see what happens. That's your goal. Yeah.

The police station cops love guys. You're just tripping balls around. I'm have fun. Look, these are portabellas. See how it goes. It's fine. Have some. Yeah, you could have somebody coming in, baby. Just love guys or just tripping balls around them. Have fun. Look, these are portabillas. See how it goes.

It's fine. Have some. Yeah, you could have somebody coming and babysit and make sure you, I don't know. Do you want to have a friend who's in charge of monitoring your trip? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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I can't imagine what about putting a dildo in this. He doesn't mention it once. Well, then what the fuck you wrote? That's a page that you're talking about the dildo you want? It's gotta be a paragraph. Sometimes it's what you don't say. Yeah. It's a Imagine writing seven pages about why you got a dildo in your ass? No, I can't even mind. I would have like a sentence like wow why he got a dildo in your ass? No, I could not. I would have like a sentence like, wow, I had a dildo. No, once I was disappointing through. I figured Ken, you know, several million gay guys be truly wrong and I discovered many

of them are. Yeah. But then all these guys are saying that it's gay to have a dildo in your ass, but you're going to the fucking doctor to get your prostate examined right? You want to say the same thing. I'm not. It's the same thing a dildo in your ass, but you're going to the fucking doctor to get your prostate examined right? You're the same thing. I'm not. It's the same thing. Let's go.

Women doctor do it. That's what you get. That's fucking getting pegged. I was working through it, okay? All these guys online, young guys, or all of the thing is so funny about getting pegged because they don't have to start going to get their prostate checked yet. But as soon as they do, it's going to be like, oh shit, I'm gay. I mean, you just converted me against that.

I will never get a prostate exam and advocate against the thoroughly. What a man to do it? No, I'm outside the clinic right now. God hates prostating exams. I think Westboro Baptist will join me on this. They probably will. This is some very dangerous messaging.

You heard about the guy who killed his doctor because the doctor did the prostate exam and the guy ejaculated from it. No, really? I'm not fucking gay. He shoots his doctor and kills him. That's how you prove you're not gay. Yeah.

Kill him. We all know that. He just hard. The guy jerks you off and you shoot them. It doesn't count. That really happens. It really happened. All the people on the internet were scrambling his brains.

Yeah, he's a gay. He's like, I'm not gay. Yeah, I mean, ejaculate from that. Can you do that? Yeah, you can like the whole milking the prostate. Yeah. Did you think they talked about milking like manipulated? Like it, yeah, manipulated. Right. Exactly right exactly like he he did it on purpose. Like the doctor was like I'm gonna fuck with this guy.

Make him think he's gay. So it's just empty. Yeah, I see American beauty. This is really yeah, because you're prostrate. American beauty it is. Uh, road trip. All right. Road has American alignment.

I mean, shooting the guy because you're so not gay, right? That was American. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We all know about shooting gay. The milking the prostate was road trip. Yes. Um, no. But the thing is you don't have like, you don't actually ejaculate. It's just like your come trip. It literally just drips out of you. Not for this guy. The prostate signification. You don't have like a brain cut orgasm. No, it's just like literally pressing on the organ and they'd like drips out of you. Really? Yeah, that's why roadtrip. They're like, yeah, the roadtrip is not, oh, that's not how it works.

Accurate. You would not feel like great sexual pressure. It just be like, oh, that's all my come. You just saved me from getting a finger at my ass. Thanks, buddy. I mean, supposedly some guys like it anyway, but it's not like you have their to like the most explosive orgasm You're like, asian chastity caged boyfriend. Yeah Learning all kinds of things the only thing it to like about sex is the degradation of the woman All agreeing on that. Yeah, okay the crying and

Hello dick don't even the police phone calls and in the police phone calls and all that. The text, the text, the text. When the text goes beyond the screen, that's how you know it was good. I just really get mad when the woman swats you. You know, like in the police shop at your house, you're like, this is ridiculous. This is a fifth time this week.

Hmm. Can we take away their ability to do that? That police. Yes. It's called revoking which amendment was it, don't where they get to vote. No, just take away the police's ability to like show up at your house with guns. Oh, like in general, yeah, we're not taking that away as America. No, I think we should we have a lot of men grow up in elementary school thing.

And I hope someday I can show up and shoot a guy 15 times on a domestic disturbance call. Okay, let me see. I'm gonna be a police officer. Narly break up. Boy, I'm a dream. Did I read this already? Been a friend for years, email a few. I just want to say hello and ask for advice.

Girlfriend of three years broke up with me. I feel like I read this already. I'm 26. I don't have a clue how to navigate the dating game just now. I'm about to start a doctorate in astrophysics. Anybody, I think I might have read this myself. Anybody, this familiar to anybody? I'm a real life smart person, not a maddox level of genius.

Yeah, I definitely read this one. Really? Yeah, it sounds familiar, right? Huh. Something about a thing, I don't know, let's listen to the question. I don't know. Does anybody want to call in? Anybody?

Say something? No. This one guy. Okay, Nick just one guy. Fuck him. Plug your little channel that you're doing. Yeah, I got to be so dismissive of Nick's channel. Plug your little channel. It's just a side project.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I started a YouTube channel in a dark. It's called Brickadalaw. And in it, I do a show. It's the Shedius name show. And the plan is it's called Lost Blaining the Interwebs. Interwebs party's too much. That's how you know I was 100% serious about making a YouTube channel when I started doing it.

And so yeah, I do that. You can find it on Rekeda Law on YouTube. What's your best moment of your show? My best moment of my show. Yeah, what's your favorite moments of your show that you've had this experience having and creating? God, I have no fucking idea. Well, your written house coverage was a top club. Yeah, that was good. So that was good. You had a good like clip sound of that. The best part was that you screwed all those other lawyers by not giving them any of that money

that you made. That's right. That's the best part. That's the best part. Finally, lawyers are getting screwed. Yeah, you can tell they're all like, goddamn it. For the integrity of human creation, lawyers are getting paid way too much. And I said, no, fuck this. I'm done with that. I'm keeping this for me. Yeah, I'll go for a kid. You just put up the other like clip compilations of like the best moments.

Yeah, well, I haven't edited who's supposed to do that. Legitimately breaking 100,000 live viewers was really fucking cool. There's a lot of people. You're one of the like a lot of the news stations of the time. There's like two Dodger Stadiums. The only bigger live stream, the day of the verdict was Stephen Crowders, and we were only like 12,000 people

behind him. That's amazing. You have a hundred thousand. You're a hot guy. Who watches Stephen Crowder? I don't know. Have you ever met somebody who's like, I love Stephen Crowder.

No. Me either. It's the silent majority dick. I guess't know. Have you ever met somebody who's like, I love Stephen Crowder. No. Me either. It's the silent majority dick. I guess so. It's weird. It's weird. Yeah, it's weird. I think it only lives underground like cicadas.

Yeah. Come out only when he goes. Well, it's like your fans. It's like you wouldn't know how big the dick show is unless you've seen it in person. You never know how big a dick is until you see it in person. 100,000 people. That's a lot of people. 130 eventually.

Wow. What else was another big moment for you? Uh, oh, well, I mean, I have, uh, I have a couple interviews that I've done that have been really, really funny, like unintentionally. So the interview with Tonka was a good one. It was a great milestone. Yeah. An interview with this weirdo named Shane, uh, the shoemaker. Shoemaker.

Yeah. He had a, this guy called Nick's show to fuck with him, but behind him in his house, he had a shoe on a cutting board. We're trying to like fucking repair it or something. What do you know? And his, uh, and in the middle of the, of course, in the middle of the interview, he gets up and walks to his fridge, which is visible. And he pulls out a cart in a soy milk and pours it into a glass and drinks it on ironically. You had to have some milk right now, but I was hoping the fridge was full of shoes and he would have been, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

And then there was the one guy. I saw a fucking DIY like DIY, WHY, we're a guy turned a fridge into a cooler for his shoes. Oh, yeah, you got to keep hanging it like a Nike. I don't know. He's like, just, you know, Oh, we've got a hot steamy shoe. That's disgusting. Right. Right out of the dryer and shoes, it's the worst. And then the, the other one was when the guy threatened to have his homies from, that he knows from prison come murder my entire family and the entire guy. I saw that live. Yeah, that was funny. That's good. That was funny. That black.

Was it a mad black? Oh, yeah. I remember. Yeah. Did you do that? No, we're still very much alive. Did he have prison bodies? Was that confirmed? I mean, he went to prison. Yeah, I assume he could make friends. I assume you go to your prison body and you go, this liar on the internet is making me really steamed. And they're like, I gotta kill this fucking guy for you. Yeah, he didn't make it. Can you just kill his kids? No, we're not doing any part of this.

What about his whole block? What about, what about, what about, what about the whole block? You should have the whole block? keyboard warrior. All right, we'll shoot up part of the block for you, but that's, what about a crossbow? That's what he was gonna use, a crossbow. It was very inefficient.

Like he, uh, the weapon of the streets, like he kills one and he's like, everybody hold on, say there, I've got a, I've got a crank this back. I got, I'm like, he's like, three arrows. He has to come pull them out of corpses to use on their, why was he going to use a crossbow? Because he's a, because he's a felon. He did that. Out of the street stick, everyone in prison, half a man there for crossbow with lady crime. Yes, we know. He's a felon, so he couldn't have a gun.

So, I mean, so then the murder's okay. It was fine, but he can't own an illegal gun. Not everybody thinks through these issues, but they do. Like that's his thought process is, I'm gonna intimidate him, but he's gonna know that I can't legally own a, I don't wanna fuck myself over with this. I know, I'm going to intimidate him, but he's going to know that I can't legally own a, I don't want to fuck myself over with it. I know.

And there isn't a lot of these guys spent time building trebuchets, you know, getting ready for when they get out. Well, the funny thing is on, because I had him on the show, I'm going to tell Nick a joke so funny, he'll laugh himself to death. They're the same, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, I, I had him on a show before that, before he went crazy on me. Oh, and he went crazy because of a parody account that he thought was me. And I'm like, I'm just saying, I'm like,

buddy, that's not me. That's someone, the name is spelled wrong. But when I had him on the show, he did admit to having a gun as a felon. So that was good. He won that race at all on his own. Uh, who do you, who, who do you want to interview? Who would be your biggest, your big guy? Well, I mean, everybody wants me to interview Kyle Rittenhouse. So yeah, I, who do you want to interview though? Who do you want to interview though? I honestly, I don't, I don't give a fuck of a fuck of a fuck. You know what's stupid?

Like his, his Tucker interview was in my opinion, embarrassing like how eager Tucker was to set him up for the dumbest, soft and chuckle with him. Yeah, sure. Like, I'll fuck you. Yeah. Uh, I want to do the stupidest interview, like no one wants to see, but, uh, I want to interview Kevin Sorbo and his wife about homeschooling. Dude, he's awesome.

Yeah. And his Sorbo is great. His wife developed an entire homeschool curriculum. Hmm. Yeah. And so I want to talk to them about homeschooling. My buddy goes to church with Kevin Sorbonne. Oh, very cool.

Huge pedophile. Huge pedophile. I mean, he goes to church with Kevin Sorbonne. Oh, no. I was thinking of Kevin James. Oh, the fan. Yeah, the fan. Yeah, I was like, why do you want to interview Kevin?

But no, he is also a big Christian guy. Kevin, really? Kevin James, yeah. So you don't know anything about Kevin Sor, really? Kevin James, yeah. So you don't know anything about Kevin Sorbonne. Kevin Sorbonne, I will remember. What was he? Hercules? You remember hercules?

I just couldn't believe Demi God. I couldn't remember what he was at, but he's in some movies. I was like a good version of Zena. Nobody does movies now. He makes his own direct news. He was great as the atheist philosopher and God's not dead.

Oh God's not dead, that's true. The atheist philosopher and God's not dead. Oh God's not dead. That's true. The greatest comedy that Christians have ever produced. Oh, really? Really? Oh, yeah. It's like shitting on atheists. No, that's like that old chain letter where like a professor is saying there is no God

and then one girl stands up and she goes, well, actually, if there's no God and they made a whole movie out of that stupid little paragraph. And he plays, like he plays the atheist professor who has to Disprove God and it is the research and God he goes wait is God real And then it's good dies because he gets hit by a car and He professes Christ as he's dying on the ground. It's the funniest movie. Does it come back to life?

I think I made a sequel. Didn't they make it? God's not dead. God's not dead too. Why did you do that? God's not dead too. God's done it. It's still not dead.

It's still not dead. It's still not dead. It's still not dead. It's still not dead. It's still not dead. God's done it. It's still not dead. It's still not dead.

It's still not dead. It's still not dead. It's still not dead. It's still, their God just has a different name. Yeah, the great programmer. Money. Yeah, yeah, the simulation. The simulation. I'm not sure. We're all in a simulation. Like, that's God, bitch.

What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, there's a God. His name's Neo. Thank you. What's either money? His wife's name is Trinity. It's, you know, it's reason or whatever. Well, reason and logic.

Oh, okay. I mean, it's literally there's an order to universe. It's just you know, it's reason or whatever. Well, reason and logic. Oh, okay. It's literally there's an order to the universe. It's just the same. Yeah. It's like, well, you know, a programmer made this computer universe. Right. That's what God is. The other one is Jesse Lee Peterson.

I would love to interview that guy. I can get the jail. I can do it on the planet. Dude, you can interview him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I should reach out. He came in.

Did you see when he came in here? Rob is here. I heard about it, but I didn't see it. I'm sure someone could set you up with that interview. It was fucking great. That was probably one of the peaks of my show experience. I laugh every time he says it. Him and Tastini, it was the best to go back and forth.

Did you watch him in Hassan? I watched that one. Was it equally good? Yeah, it was before Hassan was big. So he's just working for Chank. Right, right. And he has them on and it's, God, it's just funny. was big. So he's just working for Chenk. Right, right. And he has them on and it's, God, it's, it's just funny. I just love working on Q

about the negative impact of immigration on the African American community. Yeah, so funny. What's your name, Destiny? That's a woman's name. Wait a minute. That's a strippers name. Well, you know, he gives the whole, yeah, he gives the whole reason why.

Well, so Jesse, not with the eye. What a fucking care. Jesse's a woman. Yeah, that was great. He's, he's perfect. Okay, this is the Sean's very own album. We were playing this last time. Looking good.

We already left off. Sean's beautiful. It's Frode and Schmidt. Sean's the thriller cover. Yeah, isn't that like, just at bat eater music, something. Bandcamp.com. Quintessentially wrong with that cover art.

Oh, Michael Jackson looking at you. Michael Jackson finally completed his bleaching. Yeah. I finally made it. I'm a the single Jackson right now. Michael Jackson right now. He completed his bleaching. Yeah. I finally made it. I'm a beautiful white girl. It's a good show. Thanks for coming out. Yeah, that's my pleasure, man.

Thanks for having me. We can starship troopers that will be available at patreon.com slash the Dixho and nicks locals. Yeah, thing. Locals dot. We're getting a lot of local news. Action. We're getting out of the dance floor. Keep doing this. No longer the control. Locals dot we're Kate a lot of I don't know Under there keep doing no longer the control on my pants

Yeah, I go Oh really yeah, who is my dad? Hot tub shot machine Native American shot Do the rain dance they have a went down to Georgia He was looking for a show I'm not I'm not I know that he wore out that record when he was a kid so I bought a new one

That Inter music I'm not a camp that now it looks like you have to give you something You guys have a What makes everybody a shake? Wait for this. I know where you live Sean I'm going to come to your house on January 22nd and at 1.30 a.m. I'm going to bash in your Make up I was all baseball bad. This is a legally credible threat. I love you Sean. I would time for you Sean you do the same. I guess we'll find out on Shane Warrant's 27th.

138 and a dead of night, you're sleeping. Good night, Sean. I know when you go to bed, I'll be there. Glad somebody's paying attention to me. It's good. Yeah. That's the best part of the stalker. Okay.

What makes you rage, cranberry dip? Hair tie entropy. So there's a, there's a cl- mouth on the mic. Mouth on the mic, cranberry dip? Uh, hair tie entropy. Uh, so there's a, there's mouth mouth on the mic. Okay. Okay. All right. There's a sweet spot in every hair ties life where you can both wear it on your wrist without it hurting because I have like fat, stay put.

I'm totally right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You would find on your wrist, but then it doesn't work on your hair. Yeah. Sloppy and loose. Yeah. So that's been my, because I, my girlfriend left a bunch of hair ties in my car for some reason. Sloppy and loose. Yeah. So that's been my,

because my girlfriend left a bunch of hair ties in my car for some reason when I was visiting her. They try to mark their territory. I'm throwing my wrap. Yeah, you get crap all of you. The life of a hair tie is way too short, but that's my race. Yeah, and that feels good on your wrist. So you don't want to get rid of it, but like this thing, you know why?

If you're going to use a hair tie, that's a legit rage. I mean, like I could, I could see where that would be validating our identity. That would be a problem. The problem is that the good hair ties are made in Russia. And so they stopped bringing those in to screw Putin. Fuck that guy. You know, what the really comes as all this, what's the white supremacy wearing those things out? Yeah.

Did you see the whole problem? Did you see that we banned a Paralympic athletes from, from Russia, veto? Wait, the American athletes are right. Well, the Paralympics ones too. Yeah, well, yeah, man, if you're going to ban the regulars, might as well ban the cripples, am I right? What do you think about? Are you pro that?

I've got to get rid of them all. Everybody's getting shot down. What about the banning PayPal? What about all that? Banging that one, everything. Yeah, I mean, they're saying that Twitch streamers are getting screwed. I don't agree with the, you know, but I think, but they're saying that Twitch streamers again, screw it. I don't agree with that, you know, okay. But I think, but they're saying that screw the cripple stuff, right? Well, yeah, I mean, you're all your life's screwed them already. One of

the, you know, you form. Yeah, they're used to it. They can't win their fake metal. You know, they're the had a boy. Well, like, they're gonna be fine. I was angry about Funko Pops. Shut up, sir. All my, all my gripes are legitimate. I wanna see you compete in every Paralympic game and destroy all of the crowd. I would get it done. What's up? I'm back. We'll make you a rage tonic.

We'll make you a rage. Ah. Okay, give it to somebody else. We'll make you a rage. No, no, I got a rage. Just, you know, not enough subscribers that they'll like people should be subscribing to me. It makes me so mad.

She's not even standing up right now. You're leaning up his trip, Paul. Yeah. Yeah, that's my rage. Everyone should fucking subscribe to have movies. Okay, I can try to buy a house. Here you go. Also, I got, I guess, his crypto right now.

He's making me a rage. Yeah, why? I'm getting mopped. You're getting mopped. You have a lot of shit coins, Matt. Also, I got, I guess, his crypto right now is making me a rage. Why? I'm getting mopped. You're getting mopped? You have a lot of shit coins, Matt. I might have a couple. You have a couple of shit coins? I have coins.

You have Doge? You didn't buy Doge, did you? Oh, you did. I told you not to buy, I told everybody not to buy fucking Doge. I'm doing that. I know, I know. I'm trying to, I'm trying to. Bitcoin's not fucking down.

I'm trying to moon. But none of this shit makes it exist. Oh, you want 10X returns. Oh, I know. I'm trying to, I'm trying to fucking down. I'm trying to moon. But none of this shit makes it. Oh, you want 10 X returns. Oh my god. I want 10 X returns. It says a guy who lost 90% of his Where it, uh, well, if I 10 X it, I'll get it about back. So Crypto who's next? Maddie P. What makes you rage? Maddie P on the road and My problem is when you go to a pay with your credit card and it's like please wait Processing do not remove like back in the day

It would just say please wait and you had the three dots so you knew it wasn't Do not remove is annoying because you can see this remove. And you pull out prematurely, like you know you've done at least twice. They have all of the different syntax. And it's only a thing since they went to this fucking chip to protect the credit card companies, they said it's for your protection, but it's just so that they get a little bit less fraud, but somehow I can still type the fucking numbers

in an Amazon and that works fine. Yeah, I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. I need all these new machines. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine.

It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. It's the whole machine. Yeah. It's BS.

It is bullshit that you voted for. I can't even funny. Okay, Aaron. Aaron, what makes you? I hate when you have to fucking wait forever at a gas station. Like, press no to eight different things. Like, do you want a car wash? No.

Do you want a seat? No, do you want this? And those buttons like wear out a reward tip. Do you want a seat? Do you want this? And those buttons like wear out a reward tip. Yeah, and I'm in Minnesota where it's fucking cold. So it's 15 below and you're like, well, I need gas and you're sitting out there and it's like, and the screens are slow because they're cold. They've got to hate it. It's like, can I just pre-, can I load some presets into my phone and just scan it? Yeah.

I don't ever want to receive for your fucking gas. Okay. Yeah. Cool. Makes you rage. Uh. Quote makes you rage. Uh, ponytails make me rage. No woman in the world looks better with a ponytail than if her hair was just down or in a pond or in any other hairstyle. No woman.

No woman looks better with a ponytail. She looked like a horse. It's hot. What do you mean? No ponytail. That's why you got to wear out the hair bands. No, it gives you something to grab onto. Yeah. Does that any microphone? The hair does that anyway, whether it's in a ponytail or not.

I've seen some, some chicks look pretty fucking, I mean, I would agree most. Yeah. Very, very overwhelming percentage do not look better in a ponytail. It's lazy. It's an easy hairstyle. I see. I see a really cute with ponytails, but you're right, Eric. They should take more time getting ready. When they're putting their hair in a ponytail, it tells me that their hair looks like shit and they didn't want to mess with it. So they just threw in a ponytail to get it out of the way.

What is this fucking commune? Oh, I know. Anything women do, because they look like another woman is good, in my opinion. Different hairstyle, different clothes, different attitude, whatever. So if the women all look the same, like the one woman. No, the one woman.

Anything she can do to look like a different woman that you have an head sex with. Oh, okay. That's the secret. That's a good secret. Variety is a slice of life, right? Yeah, except for guys. Okay, Rich, what makes you a rich? Hey, what makes me a rage is-

Thank you for that coffin. It looks fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. Thank you. It was thanks to Wong for the idea. Aw, shucks. Oh, well, Maddox came up with the idea. Yeah, he did come up with the idea.

I'm a rage. It's chain of thank yous. That's my fucking rage. Good way, one guy. And then every asshole down the line has to get, thank you, Nick. Like their company just got sold to Microsoft. Couldn't have done it with Eric.

Couldn't have done it with Eric. Eric, my man here was his eye, then he gets on the mic. Actually, you know, I got a bank, Ridge, if I can, just take a minute. So Winston Wolff from Pulp Fiction, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen.

They should both have microphones, you know, if I could, in just same time, dueling, thank you. If I could just the same time, do a link, thank you. If I could just really thank my, what's the secret between friends? Okay, what makes you rich? Yeah, podcast hosts for getting their own bits during the middle of the show.

Oh, no, no. Actually, what makes me a rage is now that I've lived in Phoenix for over a year, every other city sucks. Oh, yeah. Just the way it's planned out, the way it's laid out. It's a substantial city. Phoenix is fantastic, but every other city sucks out.

Atlanta terrible to navigate. New York terrible to navigate. The roads, everything. We'll do know everything, everything. That's what's wrong with Atlanta. The roads. And it was cemented yesterday when I went to LAX and I'm just like this airport is just god-a-lots.

It's dog shit. No, it's well worth paying the extra money to use Burbank. Oh, it really is. And it's like part of it is just the fact that LAX, it doesn't have a tram. I figured that out. It doesn't have a tram on their airports. It's a fucking disaster. Tram out of their great LAX dog shit.

I like the Dallas airport. Dallas is great. It's a highway system. It's really like the raised it's fucking super. I can get around there super quick. Why does LAX have to be right on the beach? Yeah, I don't know. It's right.

Yeah, it's right by Marcos. Why do they do that? Get it away. I don't know. Yeah, it's a waste. Yeah, a lot. Yeah, exactly. That's my rage.

We got one. Okay, okay. One more. One more. What makes you a range? Nothing is fucking made for left handers. You want to go back to the fucking Oh, here we go. Here we go.

Yeah. Yeah. Just learn to use it right hand. Look, five percent of the population, but this 50% of the fucking problems. Turns all the way around because this stops. Yeah. It's fucking stock. Only 13% of the pot says there's a big problem.

Left handers. This is a lot of shit about everyone can identify with your marketing bitches. Terrible. You got to you got to get with the people. What's so bad about left handed stuff and stop. It's shit. They just stop it. Left handers got fucked when they had to when they when we wrote from left to right Because you've got to put your hand in a crazy angle. See how smooth it is What are you writing stuff every day like you're fucking keeping a journal? Sometimes maybe no left-handed ledgers. They did this entire Simple episode 22 years ago left torium or something right wasn't it? All right, that's enough

All right, see you. Thank you. Bye guys. Bye to the left. Torium or something, right? Wasn't it? All right. That's enough. All right. See ya.

Thank you. Bye, guys. Bye.