The Dick Show - Episode 301 - Dick on Disordered Eating

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

Upside down Ukrainian flags, invading my empty drawers, the government's Daylight Savings Time card, women giving away money, the trans swimmer, permanent adolescence, inflation and beans, what percentage of people there are, celebrities paying for gas, and disordered eating; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

It continues, Sean. The fight between parents of children and veto is an ongoing battle for the future. You know, must get his claws into the minds of the children away from the parents. He's a pretty, um, it was funny at the live show. I realize like how much I think he likes to fight. He really does. He really does. He really does.

Oh my god, he fixed so many fucking fights. Yeah, I think he really actually enjoys it. See, I thought, yeah, I thought having a biggest problem would be meme picking fights and then Vito bringing people in with his like liberalness, you know, bring people you mean get you onto the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but then as soon as we're such a just you alone are such a turn off. I'm so I mean, I can't make friends and even if I do make friends it's like, I don't want to fucking do stuff with this guy. I have a rate some vouch blocked me this week. You know who vouches? Yeah, this horsecock lover online. Vouch blocked me. This week. You know who Vouch is? Uh, yeah.

He's this horsecock lover online. Yeah. Do you know that about him? Sorry, that's just like, I am streaming. That should be smooth. Like, yes, it is. Oh, shut up. No, it's good.

No, it's sons of bitch. Unless that was your girlfriend, in which case I take it back. Vouch blocked me because he posted a video. He reposted someone's video. Yeah. And the point of their video, we've had Vouch on, right? I know. No? blocked me because he posted a video. He reposted someone's video. Yeah. And the point of their video, we've had Valsh on, right? I know. No. No. Oh, you go on. He's like the worst

of the left. I don't think he would ever call into this show. He should. Really? You can talk about horsecaxe. All he wants on this show. Well, let anybody talk about any sorts of disgusting things they're into. I don't know. He's just talking, he's just talking about horse cocks in his chat all day. Well, you know, they're beautiful. All right, keep it in the discord buddy. Who am I to knock someone's hobbies? Who loves them?

Keep it in the discord. Yeah, that's what they say now. Yeah. Is that to keep it in the bedroom? It doesn't track anymore. It's to keep it. Hey boys, keep the horse cock stuff in the discord. All right.

It's just coming out for being sorted. Yes. Yeah. Discord is known for being run by degenerates, a furries and stuff. The bad ones. The bad kind of furries. The bad ones like us. The bad.

There's a bad furry contingent. Did you know that? They're not all kind of fun games and comebongs. Really? Like the ones that we interact with. That's just some of them are real. Some of them are very intolerant. What makes a joke? Oh, of Joe. Oh, God. I got it. So they're okay. Hey, that's the bad kind of furry. Got it. Here's a joke for you. Go around telling people that they got there, you crane flag upside down. That's pretty funny.

Right? Because they'll make you know what, don't, don't, really. Wait, wait, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. Look at it here, look, and then pull it up on your phone and show it to him upside down. There you go.

See, you got it upside down. Like, oh, shit, all right here. Hold on, I'm going to scratch it off. Oh, God. What was I saying about Vouch, or Vito maybe? No, Vouch blocked you. Vouch blocked me because he pulled up this video. He said, here's a video that expresses how I feel exactly. And it was someone saying how being articulate doesn't help you convey your point. And I said, well, I said, well, Vouch, you're not articulate or right. Like he said.

But I thought it was funny, like, mostly articulate. Someone's saying, here's a video to express how I feel and the video was about how being, how articulate, if being articulate doesn't help you convey your point. Like, if he were articulate, he wouldn't have been to the video. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, the irony.

Here's this great video. I've been trying to express this for fucking years. See, this is... Nobody gets it. Here it is. The video is being articulate doesn't help you get your point across because people are so stupid. See?

That's what I've been trying to tell you. And it's probably a very articulate video. Oh, it's amazing. Oh, my God, never understood the concept of being able to put your ideas into words before. Whoa. What I'm saying is the video has to explain it, probably in an articulate matter.

Pretty simple explanation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being articulate doesn't always help you get your ideas across because people aren't receptive to understanding them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Finally, something summed up.

I said, well, you're not articulate. That's the prop block. Huh, fuck you. Really? Is that anything? Hey. But I was saying I thought Vito would be doing, but Vito gets as many blocks as I do.

Wow. You're going after your kids. Yeah. to your kids. You ready? Yeah! Hey, welcome to Dick. Damn, and I got a little buzz in there on that one. Yo, I'm Dickie Nidigie,

you've got it as the show evidence. The contest gonna be left for Mount Bunker, Deep in the Heart City failure. I mean, how's Dick Mashlin' AK, the $20 million man, joining his Always World Touring LA-based Committee and Sean the Audio Engineer? Hello, Dick.

What's up, buddy? Thank you for not killing yourselves. Enjoying us again on this 301th episode. We're starting on one. I like one. 301th episode. Right now. Right now.

Why not? Voice is a little sore today. Sounded good on the guitar. That's all I got in me. The rest is gonna be like, you really held that out. Real straight note too, right on the... I don't know, I feel like we're starting over.

I feel like we're really starting over. I was thinking like 20 years, I feel like we're starting over somehow. Yeah, 300. That's a hell of an accomplishment. I was thinking about that the other day. Uh-huh. And the fact that people,

I've been with you guys since the first episode or that I started the 10th episode of the biggest problem. Did you fact that people, I've been with you guys since the first episode, or I started the 10th episode of the biggest problem. I started. Oh, they did. They did. You've started the second. Yeah, I always get, oh yeah, yeah.

No, I always get that, but it's like, that's how, like, oh God, that's so fucking long played. 300 episodes of the Dix show and all the bonus content and all that kind of stuff. It's really, it's really kind of amazing. Speaking of bonus content, we've got a starship troopers dictation. Oh, with Nick. Oh, you did it with Nick. Yeah. I love that movie. Back when the, is it still good? Yeah. Does it? Yeah, it's still good. Yeah. I feel like it's not satirical enough now. Yeah. Back when

I back way back then before we've had like multiple fake wars, right? It's like, well, this satire is really hard hitting. Oh, and I could imagine. Yeah, this is for Iraq, before 9-11, before you cramed. Before, like, oh, this is not nearly hard enough. Yeah. It's true. They're fighting bugs.

Nick said he wanted to do, somebody asked him during the lawsuit cover it lawsuit coverage days. What he wanted to do if we ever did a dictation like four or five years ago. Oh, and that's what he said. So it's a good movie. It's a good movie. And everybody knows it like for memory. So you don't even need to watch the movie if you're, you know, that's true. I've seen it a couple of times. I think I remember it pretty well. He was telling me that there's a deleted scene where Rico's grabbing Denise Richards' tits and you can kind of see their outline. Really? Yeah, I didn't know about that. So, you know, I've got to learn something too. We're doing a, who are these podcasts crossover? Some point this week. I think it's Wednesday. Wednesday? Something like that. Patreon.com slash the Dixia. Here's what makes me a rage.

This same Patrick say was ruined. Yeah. We forgot how to do these things. Yeah. Take a couple of years off and everybody just forgets how to do it. I'm, you know, I managed to withhold drinking until about three o'clock.

Same Patrick's day. Craving starts, the monster starts getting up on me right when I wake up. Same Patrick's day. Craving starts, the monster starts getting up on me right when I wake up. Same Patrick's day. A little before, maybe. Yeah, a little before. For the first drunken dream happens about 6.30 in the morning.

Just counting. My teeth are falling off and turning into beer. So my friend hits me and I'm just, hey, let's do this, let's do this pub crawl. Look, all cities opening up. Everybody's going bonkers, all right? Girls are struggling to fit into their clothes. They've gotten so fat, they're spilling over their white jeans.

Let's get out and see this back in all today. Let's go do a pub crawl downtown. Oh, that's great. Let's do a pub crawl downtown. So we take the Uber down there and I do my sly to every Uber driver, Hey, buddy, I don't care if you wear that mask for them to say, I have to wear it, but I don't care if you wear the areas. Just so everybody is, yeah, yeah, this is the way society works.

Yeah. So I say it and he has some sort of a gay conibction fit in his head and goes, well, I mean, they pay me, I have, they pay me, I have, they pay me to care if I wear about it. And actually, I wear my mask while I'm walking my dog outside. I'm taking this very, very seriously. This is a bad start today. You know, they did away with this pal. We're done. I don't know if you heard, but we're doing war now. We're not doing the masks anymore. Yeah. You have to wear your fucking mat. You know, it's not cool that you're doing war now. We're not doing the masks anymore. Yeah, yeah. You have to wear your fucking mat.

It's not cool that you're doing it with your dog. Yeah. No, like now you're an idiot. Well, you're going against what the science says. Well, it's, I mean, it's true. There's no reason to be wearing masks. There really isn't. Nope.

So there's, yeah, there's not, they only, you know, like everybody, you know, all the grocery stores now, you know, of course, it's on your word, you know, a mask required, you know, unless vaccinated or whatever, and they have to put that up for, you know, whatever legal reasons. But now it's, you know, indoors, you know, nobody's thinking to legal reason. I think, I think everything comes down to some kind of money. Yeah. So I think the lawyers basically kind of, you know, it's, could we possibly be liable for fucking any thing if we don't

hide, I guess. I mean, so it's like, you know, better now. I was in the grocery store yesterday. And nobody was wearing masks. You know, this is Southern California. So I mean, you're probably going to get you're probably gonna get it. You're gonna get a higher percentage of mask whereas here then you are in Texas, you know. So it's like, but nobody was wearing masks. Everybody's like, yeah, look, it's over. Here's the new. Here's the new enemy we're dealing with.

I've bungee jumped. I've once pet a cheetah. I've climbed the highest active volcano in the world. Trust me when I continue to wear my mask. It's not because I'm scared. I care about protecting myself. And that body, it's over. It's over. Why do people think it's like being tough

and not being tough, is you're wearing some panties over your bed anyway? We get to the pub crawl. And they say, oh, it's 30 bucks. You get a bunch of like, so it's an organized pub crawl and they say, oh, it's 30 bucks. You get a bunch of like, so it's an organized pub crawl. Of course, right? Right.

Cause that's the fun of the pub crawl. Yeah. You get corral everybody together. I did run in San Luis Obispo one time. It's really fun. And then you move like a swarm of alcoholic locusts. You do one bar to the other. Yeah.

Has a different vibe. You lose people along the way. Like Moses's followers drunk on mana shevids. Yeah. Has a different vibe. You lose people along the way. Like Moses is followers drunk on Managevets. Yeah. You lose people. You lose people. You lose people. You lose people.

You lose people. You lose people. You lose people. You lose people. You lose people. You lose people. You lose people. You pick people up.

Couples have big fights. Some people get totally trashed. You pick up some shopping. You pick up some shopping. Yeah, the first one. You got to base yourself. And then bar three like, whoa, whoa, check this guy out. Yeah. Yeah. yourself and then bar three like, oh, check this guy out. Yeah, he's not coming into that. He's sitting outside throwing up in the gutter right now. It's a whole fun experience for St. Patrick's Day, right?

Sure. Wrong. Wrong. Oh, that'll be 30 bucks. Awesome. So where, when do we leave? Oh, here's your list of bars that it's at. You just kind of go to whichever.

What do you mean you just go to whichever? That's just going to different bars. I just bought a $30 list of bars. Yeah. Well, no, you got, so you got a free shot here. Ah, so I bought a round of prepaid shots for myself. Yeah. You don't feel like when you're...

Anything else free for, or anything else included in that 30? I don't know because I have no idea what the price of things are. Yeah. So it's like a $7.00 well something on my gazette. I don't know how much the well drink was. They're not going to give you a good shit. But for, no, not only that, they had a series of ripoff of perforated coupons like that you'd get your mother for Mother's Day.

Here's a free hug, right? Right. Here's a free hug, right? Here's a free meat shield for when dad gets too drunk and the Dodgers lose, right? Meat shield? Yeah, throw him, throw him your dad. Here you go. All right, here you go buddy, here's the coupon.

Wow, get out there. Go help your dad in the garage. Dad, you need help? No, yeah. Not only that, the perforated list of coupons had free shot at Dingo Men's, Buck and Free Nacho, at Birds Farts, or whatever it was, free, martini, free off brand, free skinny martini from the show.

The hell's a skinny martini. Some liquor mix that had cancer in it. Do you remember that? the hell's a skinny martini. Some liquor mix that had cancer in it. Do you remember that? Skinny margaritas or something? Humpatis, something it was called. Is it like low cowl, fucking? Low cowl.

And then the last coupon was Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Like, you guys didn't even get enough for a full thing of coupons? What am I supposed to do with this one? You want to do a homeless man? Sure. Hey buddy. There you go. I just want you to have a happy St. Patrix day. Happy St. Patrix day. Here's a coupon for a free happy St.

Patrix day. I'm going to get back to my list of bars that are spread all over downtown and not even you'd think, you'd think they could plan it like one, two, three, number them in a way. So at least we could make our own. Like we survived the apocalypse and we're kind of making our own pub crawl and maybe wait at three for people to them. Then somebody could go, hey, everybody,

they fucked up to pub crawl. I'm taking over. We're gonna be here until 430. Right. No, they numbered them all over the map like one and two were the where the entire spread of the pub crawl. What a brain organization. So you spend most of your time walking. Well, wherever you want. Yeah. I don't know. I kind of see. It doesn't when you're wearing light up, same Patrick shit. And it's just you and your friend. You feel like losers. Doesn't feel like much of a festive pub crawl. Do you know what I mean?

It's like, well, I guess we'll just go to the popular one. So. And by the way, the women have all gained about 50 pounds from where we last remember. A lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people really got the harass kicked by COVID. It was like the opposite of the Auschwitz pictures. They've got bulldozers, bulldozing these Humpty Dumpties into the first bar, splitting at the seams. They gathered them all up at Dodger Stadium. You know, it's like, yowch with.

They gathered them all up and then dumped them off at the front and they're fucking walking like just fingers sticking out of it. Oh, God. Human being. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a, bursting pants,

but pants buttons bursting at the seams. Denim stretched, you know? Killing innocent bystanders. So you could see the spanks between the holes. The rolled down spanks. We go to the last bar, the most popular one, because you know,

Pub-Cross shot. And they're checking fact and vaccine cards. The only one. Wow. So going through the shirad of checking everyone's fake vaccine card. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Oh, did you fake a... Yeah. Did you fake a vaccine card? Or are you annoying? That's what the question... Oh, no, I'm not... Here's my certificate of that I'm not annoying.

That I have some sort of an understanding of how the world works and that no one cares if I have a problem with this. There's my certificate of that that I printed at home. Can I go in now? Yeah, you can come in here. No problem. We go in and they're fucking tattooing these people. Oh, live tattoos, which make sure you're vaccinated.

We're going to tattoo, we're going to be tattooing here, all my, which make sure you're vaccinated. We're going to be tattooing here all night, whatever you want, a bunch of messages, people are slobbering all over it. I think that's what you got here. Like fucking everybody's drunk and they're tattooing. I always thought that was something you're not supposed to do. Definitely. That's what they say. Yeah. Maybe they're so fat that the blood vessels, maybe that's no longer an issue. Yeah. If you're above 170 pounds or 180 pounds, no, we've heard it's because it's, you're liable to bleed more.

Is that like fucking the reason? Oh, it's really because you're going to make poor decisions. Yeah. It's probably because you're going to come back pissed off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not tattooing some drunk idiot. Yeah. Yeah.

And I realize while I'm showing where I'm showing my fake ID to these people to get in that I feel a collective re-adolescence that has taken over me and everyone I know because it's now we've been grounded for two years. And now the conditions of our ungroundment is that we need to again get fake IDs to get liquor. That's funny. And saying anything, making jokes or

right, like saying the F's word or anything. I'll put you right back in there. We get thrown right there. That's it. You're on a short leash right now. You're a bank has cut off. Go back to your room. Yeah.

Go back to your room. Yeah. Like, you guys have turned us at 40. Now, I'll let you out, but you have to. Yeah. You got to, you got to look at this guy swimming and say, good job. Yeah. Yeah.

Right? That was it. I don't feel any different in my brain. job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Oh, that was it. I don't feel any different in my brain from when I was a kid because I got to do all the same shit. Yeah. Good job.

You gotta ask people, oh, we going drinking tonight? Oh, you have a fake ID, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got one. I don't know if it's any good though. Oh, don't worry. I don't worry. Yeah.

Oh my god. That is fake IDs, man. Don't go complain about it's any good though, don't worry, I don't worry. Yeah, thank God. Thank God, he's there. Don't go complain about it. Dad's gonna see you, dad, the Indian man, the Indian 25 year old that runs the moderation call center is gonna see you complaining online about this, and you're gone. Then we're not gonna be able to talk anymore.

Do you understand that? You're out of here. God. It's really messed up our brains. Yeah, I think, and they were already pretty messed up. Sure, there's a lot of things that are messing up our brains. That is one of them. If you think that lady swimming is one of them.

Oh man. It's messing up my brain. It's messing up your brain. It's funny because you really just don't. I love how pissed women are. It's funny because you really just don't piss women or don't fuck. Don't fuck with their sports. You know what though? Because it's the only thing that I have a problem with

with the whole movement. It's not fucking fair. Yeah. Do you remember? You remember this wasn't that highly publicized, but you know like the, Venus, oh no, Serena Williams play.

This is years ago played like the number like 200 and something. It was something about like she could beat, you know, any man player like outranked outside the two. Macon or something. Was he running his mouth out of that? He was running his mouth, but no, like she played like a Bobby was like close to, yeah, which I remember that, which yeah, yeah, yeah, he fucking destroyed her. He was ranked like and he said he played so fucking he's like I played like

the number 600th in the world, you know, and she even said after she's like yeah, she's like, I remember that a lot of these you didn't have to say that, buddy, but God bless you. You did, but she's like, I actually had a really bad day. Yeah, but she's like, yeah, it was kind of like amazing. I mean, I hit so many shots that were clear winners against women that he got too easy. Like that was, yeah, that was the, that was the quote. Because of his integrity. Yeah. It was hard.

But it was like, it's just not any resistance at all. It just isn't great. I mean, immediately, you could make a, you could make a case that Serena is the greatest female athlete of all time. Like I mean, she. You could make a case that Serena is the greatest female athlete of all time. Like, I mean, she's definitely the greatest. That's right. Now that she lost to a man, I would make that case. The greatest female tennis player of all time.

Yeah. I mean, it's Thomas. What's up? Maybe Leot Thomas could be the greatest female. Here's what, you know what? If you're a man and you have a problem with it, yeah, I respect it. I respect your right to complain about it. Right. But if you're a woman and you have a problem with it. Yeah, I respect it. I respect your right to complain about it.

Right, but if you're a woman and you have a problem with that, yeah, fuck you. You have been fucking up. If the reason I have a strip club across the street is because of you, the reason that women's sports exist at all is because you ladies have been fucking with our stuff since the dawn of time. You peek over and see men doing anything.

Oh, what are they doing over there? Are they taking a shit over there? We gotta go over there. Massamut, what are these guys doing over there? Are they playing sports over there? We gotta go fuck around. And then don't worry about the rules. Let's just get in and grab their stuff

and start hooting and hollering. And make them take us in. So I did a little research to see where this title nine nightmare came from. To aside note, Bobby Riggs before he lost to Billie Jean King, which a lot of people think he threw for gambling reasons and stuff. But she was, I think she was the number two. He destroyed the number one ranked player like six months prior. Oh, really? People forget that. Yeah. And then he just talked shit for like six months. Yeah.

He was like 50 years. He was gambling on her. He was like, well, I mean, I don't, there are a lot of people say that's bullshit, but it was like, but that would be scandalous if it was true. But he destroyed the number one female player at like fucking late 40s or 50s, like or you're 50, you know, again, several months prior. These conversations that we have because of this world, our parents built this are so juvenile and retarded.

We're talking about women and men playing sports together. Yeah, and we're screaming at invisible man's and like this is a, of course it's not fucking fair. Yeah. And we're stuck here like saying red is blue, red, yellow. Yeah. It's not lost on me that I'm complaining

about something as stupid as that. But really like I like the idea of competition. And it's just it, it, it, it, it, it, it isn't fair for women's sports. You know what they got to do? They got to put a weight limit on women's sports. Yeah. They have two, two leagues of women's sports, right? Two leagues.

Yeah. Wait, split it up by weight. It's like a still women's sports. Okay. But if your penis weighs more than, that's funny. Weight class, right? Weight class. Everything has weight classes. I'm boxing, dating, combat sports, combat sports. Yeah, that's if your dick weighs more than an ounce, then an ounce, right? You're in the higher weight class. You're in the higher weight class. Right.

If you're dick, weighs less than an ounce, you could then you're in this weight class. Yeah. And we'll call, we'll call the big, we'll call the heavy dick, we'll call that the heavy dick class,

and the light dick women's sports. Heavy dick women's sports, Bantam dick women's sports. Are these jokes working for you? I saw somebody say we should do like a weight class of like 170 pounds, but I don't think that's specific enough. 170 pounds for what? For a person. Like if you're a lady that's over a hundred and seven, pick it by the sport.

You're with them in. Pick the fattest woman in the sport, and then that's the cut off. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So I did a little digging into Title IX. This might be wrong, but I read it on. Title IX, yeah. Title IX says, if you have a men's day, no, title IX doesn't even say if you have a men's thing, you got to do a women's thing. It says you have to do both.

Wait, wait, wait, okay. Title IX makes universities have men and women's sports. Oh, yeah. There's no, otherwise there'll be no women's sports. Why would they waste money on women sports? Well, the exception of softball and volleyball. Generally, right. The men sports generally subsidize the women sports.

Yeah, I mean, I hate, like, it's all just an advertisement, like to get you to waste money on a college education you can't and shouldn't afford. U.S. football is the reason why pretty much all women sports and some men sports exist exists right? So I looked up the creation of Title IX the title nine shit There's no let's see. There's no sports exclusions or exceptions individual participation or Opportunities and all men's and women's sports are counted and determining whether an institution meets Title IX standards right and women did this to us and determining whether an institution meets Title IX standards, right? And women did this to us.

In the 70s, this was the selling point. In the 70s, before Title IX was passed, women had limited education to education programs. Okay, that's what they say. You know, nothing else was happening in the 70s, like growing up in the 50s, maybe you don't wanna go to college, maybe working is like a lot of hard work and you're like, how the fuck can I go to do that all day?

Fuck that, right? It had to be this, had because of the government didn't get involved, right? So they say in 72, when it passed, only 42% of students enrolled in American colleges were female and that this was bad. 42% only 42% right? Which doesn't seem like it seems like almost half right?

I was gonna say, it doesn't seem like it's that low. Yeah, for that time. Um, so you're never gonna, what it is today is, let me see, 50, I was gonna say, 7% I was gonna say. Seven percent. I was gonna guess it was close to 60. So what does that mean for men?

Is that 43? Yeah. So that means that this grand injustice flipped it. Yeah. This grand injustice that is Title IX that was so fucking important to pass or else women weren't getting accepted into schools because there's a lowly 42% of them.

We're now we're stuck at 43% of men. Is that applications or just in? This is degrees. The one I'm looking at in present day is degrees awarded. Now totally flipped on its head. Now, I think, as long as I'm not talking to a man, Leah is a beautiful athlete. I'm excited to see what she's doing. Yeah.

Do you see those women huddling together and taking their own picture? No. You didn't see that? Oh, let me pull up a picture of it. Leah Thomas. Leah Thompson picture. There's her, all the girls, all the girl winners

did their own little victory pose. They left her on her own looking proud, presenting herself without shame. Leah Thompson podium. I can't find it. Does anybody have a shot of that? In the chat. There it is. Look at these, look at these brods.

Sean, look at these girls. Just shameful the way they ice her out like this. Oh my goodness. Look at that. So bigoted. Yeah. These ladies. So unless you're a woman, and if you're a woman or Tim Poole,

I don't want to hear your opinion about it. That's, if you're a man, if you're a man who's not lying about being in sports to be popular. Yeah. Oh my goodness. The worst one is the interviewer. This lady's interviewing her. That's a woman I win.

That's a woman I win. At what point do you're like, ah, this sucks. Yeah, I'm gonna go like, don't you feel a little gal. I'm gonna polish my dick. I don't need this. At what point do you feel like it's not worth?

What do you mean not worth it? Trailblazing. Well, I mean, at what point do you feel like it's not worth? What do you mean not worth it? Trailblazing? Well, I mean, at what point do you maybe have like a little introspection and just go like, oh, maybe a long time before this? Maybe it's like, no, maybe it's not fair. Like I won that a little too easily. Like, god damn it, I don't know how likely it's would never think that. there. Like I won that a little too easily. Like God,

it would never think that. Do you ever feel just a little bit like if you, because you want to be a competitor, handsome, you ever think I was too easy for me. Yeah, right. I've never thought that was never, never once thought that. I mean, it was. That's easy. Never, never once thought that.

I mean, it's just, it's, I don't know. I'm putting myself in there where it's like, you have to think it's a little cheating. Well embarrassing, right? Yeah, I couldn't feel good about it. No. Well, whatever. Like, but I'm a guy. I don't I know. I know what you get. This is what you get when the government gets involved. Way to go, ladies, you got exactly

what you want. Yeah. I'm so the way I think about it. And this is like a problem. It's not I care whether I win or not. Yeah. But just as much I care how I win. You know what I mean? I don't want to win it cheap. Well, I don't want to win the Iron Man and I shit all over myself at the finish line, right? Yeah, and everybody's like, oh, man, look at it me.

Yeah, shit himself. I mean, yeah, I'm embarrassing. Yeah, he won, but I mean, look at the internet. I'm shit all over him. So they got this new moving on. They got this new genre of entertainment. Yeah. Where women, it's like, like victim.

I don't know what they call it. They're like victim documentaries. Mm-hmm. Where women will talk about giving away insane amounts of money. Yeah. So men, like the tender swindler, did you happen to check that out?

I, no, I didn't check it out, but no but I don't know how often this happens, but apparently if you're a woman and you have two dollars to rub together, it is impossible that you don't just immediately start giving this money over to a man who gives you attention. I watched one called Bad Vegan, where this chick opens up a vegan restaurant. It's a huge success. And the movie is about how much money she just starts transferring to this guy that she's shacked up with. Yeah.

So I'm fucking slob. And he's just like a fucking shister. Yeah. And they sit there for four hours, these women, and explain how stupid they are. Like they sit in, and they don't seem to, like still at the end of the movie, they're like, they can get dudes again. So yeah, I mean, some people blame me.

Like, well, yeah, it's your fault. Well, it's a hundred percent your fault. Like, do you still not get it at the end? And as they're saying this, as they learn something, as they're grab, yeah, they learn that the system should do something about it. That the government should mark these guys in some way, so they should have known not to send $2 million

to someone over the internet. And as they go through it, I'm realizing that the audience for this entertainment is women at home who also have no idea to not just send money to men. Yeah, yeah, it's they've done it too. I never thought I, I never thought you could see like the mentality of a 80 year old person's weariness to scams in like a 30 year old woman. Yeah, but that's, I don't, I've seen a bunch of documentaries like that lately. The Maryland Manson one too.

Oh yeah, I heard about that a little bit, but yeah. Oh God. It's talking about how he brainwashed her. Like they're saying they got brainwashed into doing these fraudulent scams. Yeah. I don't know. I think we've been overestimating women this whole time. I don't know.

I don't know how else to take it. Okay. Like, oh yeah, I got totally brain been overestimating women this whole time. I don't know how else to take it. Okay. Oh yeah, I got totally brainwashed into giving over all this money. Like what the hell is wrong with? You're obviously lying. I mean, you have to be lying. I guess.

There's no fucking, there's no way you could be that stupid, right? I don't know. Let me see what else I got here. daylight savings time, did you see that? I got here. daylight savings time. Did you see that? Oh, that, uh, making it permanent. I would like that very much. So like next time around, we're not switching back.

I mean, we're not falling back ever. Yeah, I mean, I would be this time we are, but 2023, we're not falling back. I really hope so. Uh, it's amazing. I'm tired of the fucking just, I hate the time changes. Oh, yeah, everyone does. Yeah, everyone does. It's always been a no brainer, right?

Yeah, of course. But I think the government finally realized that they've fucked, they've been fucking up so bad. They want to put something out that everybody's on board with. Yeah, like they, they fucked. I, yeah, in COVID inflation, inflation's all caused by all the money they gave out of COVID.

Oh, no, no, it's just they gave out enough money for. The fairs, we're just reading a big article. It's like, yeah, the Fed got it. The Fed really fucked it up. There was just no reason to give out all that PPP shit or buy bonds or buy like Apple bonds. Like why did Apple get any money? Yeah.

You just put a bunch of money out there. Yeah. The prices are going to go up. I know. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 15 billion, oh, we got to get this money to them. He said something about the Holocaust. We got to get that money for it. Guy said,

we're just saying, oh yeah, they fucked up so bad that they finally, all right, we got to do, we got to stop fucking with the time for these people. Yeah, I just stopped making everyone pretend it's a different time. Look at everyone reach across the aisle. I know. Hand in hand to get the important stuff done. Like that, I don't know why it's, to get the important stuff done. Like that. I don't know why it's I don't know why there's nothing that could dissuade me from the idea

that they've been saving this up on purpose. And now after fucking up so much and fucking Marco Rubio specifically, fucking up and admitting that the US funds more bio labs and the Ukraine saying, we got to do, we got to get rid of daylight savings. Yeah, we'll get, that's like a doomsday device. Circling the drain, circling the drain and they're like, well, pull out, well, here's the Hail Mary. Yeah. How many of these do, like how many of these do they have?

I said, I don't know what, like how bad do they have to fuck up before drug, before weed is legal? Federally. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to do it. Right. We could have done this legal federally. Yeah. Yeah. You're not just gonna do it. You could have done this at any point. Right.

In the last 40 years, they could have done it. I think it's gonna happen regardless soon. I mean, you've kind of got to wait till the boomers are all dead. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you're right. You're right. They're the last ones who like bought into the, you know, drugs are bad, okay? Yeah. I was telling, I was trying to explain to you. And you know, drugs are bad. I'm okay. Yeah.

I was telling, I was trying to explain to you. And they did more drugs than anybody. And then they're, you know, I was introduced to drugs by dare. Like, what is that? What do you got there? I know. I remember how a cop come around and show like a bunch of, he had like a big display case with like, this is what this looks like.

This is what this looks like. This will get you in case you don't combine this with this. You have a bad time, but to combine it with this and this and this, and you're gonna wanna calm down with some rads down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're gonna be up all night otherwise. I was trying to explain to Vito how much propaganda

we saw as kids and that impulse still exists. Like if you tell a teacher they could say whatever they want, they're just gonna go like, oh BLM, BLM, trans, trans, trans, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. I'm like, okay. Maybe do math first, right? Yeah, I don't think they're gonna jump straight to trans, gay, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Do you not, have you seen teachers? They don't really have a lot that they're living for. You know, waking up, waking up while it's dark, driving an hour to work in the worst traffic back and forth every day, gas prices shoot. They need to have a place to teach with a purpose. And what better purpose than BLM trans, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, all of them, especially the shop teachers, right? They've been dying to get that out there. BLM trans, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, right? Like they got, I don't think my parents were asked, like, hey, do you want us to do dare education?

They were saying, like, I don't, no, fuck that. Fuck the police. Um, yeah, we just, we had the stockbroker, who would not have been pro police coming in and teaching kids what's right and wrong. I don't remember, I don't remember a lot of, you know, dare stuff.

I remember, like they'd have like a day where it was like, you know, dare, they'd give you like the ribbons or some shit like that, right? Remember that when they're dare ribbons, like red ribbons? I think so. Most co-cward. You get a ribbing.

Yeah. Anyway, I don't remember where I brought that up. Here's some stuff. Oh, here's a survey of what percentage of people think about stuff. You like surveys? Yeah, sometimes. Okay.

I guess this is more about like... Gage, gage, gage. This is what... I don't know where that guy's coming at. He's an idiot. This is what people think of Americans overestimate the size of minority groups. Where's this from? I'm always curious. America. I don't know if that's a reliable thing. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. You know, I always like to see like who they how many people, how many. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good question. Just to put it in some kind of context. I don't know. Maybe there's just a bunch of jokers screwing around in the survey.

Seems okay. It's a good conversation piece regardless. This is Americans overestimate the size of minority groups and underestimate the size of most majority groups. So this is, have a household income over a million dollars. The estimated, the average estimate from people was 20%. Yeah, that's stunning. But then I would think that's dumb,

but you see people, and like have you seen old people actually guess how much shit costs? They're like, oh yeah, that's like a $60,000 house. That's like a $780,000 house. Yeah, what are you talking about? You dumb bitch. They really don't get it.

Our transgender, 21%. Obviously that's at one. Yeah, that's stunning. Like who? How many transgender people do you know? Do you think, do you think, if this is all one out of five? Yeah. You think it's all social media?

It's all, or maybe it's, you know, it's all, because like everything's sensationalized. I mean, you just say about clicks, what's on social media. So of course a lot of these, a lot of this stuff seems much, much bigger than it is, but holy shit, just talk about it for a minute. Really, do you really think, you maybe you know 100 people are even five of them trans.

Like try to just do some rough math and just extrapolate that. Have a household income over half a million bucks, 26%. Oh, you know what? It's insane. So that when the whole 1% thing happened, everybody I talked to about it,

except for my life coach, was shocked at how much money, how low the 1% threshold was. They had, they thought you had to make millions of dollars a year and it's like, no, it's like $300,000. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know. Yeah, this is right.

Our Jewish to 30% that, this has got to be like, it's got to be a joke. Well, I don't think, I mean, I don't think it's a joke. I just, I would get, I would wonder like where, who they asked. Like the asking, yeah. Thirty percent. Thirty percent. Jewish. There's like, there's like 16 million Jews in the world

or something like that. Really? Yeah. So it used to be 22? Yeah, there, well, I mean, there used to be more. I mean, I think it's come back up anymore. Well, I don't know. I mean, at the, huh. At the time, I don't know what there was,

but yeah, I have a big number to take out a circulation if there's only 16 million. Something like that right now. I don't know. Somebody look, somebody baking my cookies, what you're saying right now. Yeah, I think it's like in the mid to upper teens. Really?

I'm pretty sure. They got a whole country with that? Well, I think there's as many, I think the US out, at least outside of Israel, if not, I think the US has the biggest population, I think. You think Ukraine's going to be the 52nd state? No, I don't think so. You know what? I got Ukraine this week.

So I, let me tell you, your flag upside down, tell people that. Yeah. So if you see them on your shirt, it's a great shirt. I support you, Cranberd, I have flags upside down. What'd you get to that? I cleared out, I cleared out a drawer in my closet. You ever done this?

Yeah, it's happened. Like once or twice in your life, right? Yeah. Because then you just move and you throw shit away, like, you know, like, I get up exactly. I have a way to clean stuff around. Right. Or I just tape the drawer shut so the shit doesn't spill out and move and you throw shit away, like, I don't get up exactly. I'm like, I have a way to clean stuff around. Right. Or I just tape the drawer shut so the shit doesn't spill out

and move it with the shit in it. Yeah, because I don't want to throw it in a box. I've done that for about four moves. My, yeah. My drawers are now built into my closet, so I can't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My girlfriend called me from work and she said,

I just had an orgasm. Are you cleaning up your, are you throwing clothes away? Yeah, I said as a matter of fact. Yes So I cleaned out a drawer in my closet. Yeah, right? Through the shirts away a bunch of old shirts like each one was like a child Aborted and so it's through writing the trash. I want to homeless people sleeping in my clothes. Mm-hmm. You know, yeah No goodwill for you. Yeah It's through writing the trash. We're on homeless people sleeping in my clothes. Mm. You know? Yeah. No goodwill for you. Fuck them.

Yeah. Um, it's like clean it out. Oh my God. It's like if one of them is wearing your shirt and you keep drinking like this, you might see the future. Oh God, he's wearing my, I'm gonna go, I'm here.

I gotta straighten my life up. I'm gonna go to goodwill and buy my own clothes. Oh no. Yeah. See some guy in the corner wearing a fucking road rage t-shirt. I gotta straighten my life out. Kinda yeah.

That is kinda what I think. So I clean this drawer out. And then I leave to go camping. Yeah, my god, I can't wait in my mind. I can't wait to fill up that drawer with stuff, activities, maybe puzzles or markers or something. Electrunk cables, I can't wait to fill that cable drawer.

So I'm going to get all fucking twisted up in there. I'm going to have sata cables, I'm going to have power cables, I'm going to have an old-style USB cables. I'm going to order some cable packs off Amazon. Like the ones that are like two foot, five foot, seven foot, ten, you gonna hold pack of them, right? Oh man, I'm gonna cram this fucking thing full of cables. I come back from camping. I go to get a shirt.

I open the drawer, I'm accident, this reflex memory. There's a homeless guy in there. Fucking hell, my girlfriend crammed it full of her clothes. Oh. I said, do I fucking look like Ukraine over here? It was barely empty. I, it was empty for like 10 minutes. Immediately filled up.

Like this is what the fuck? I'm holding, I'm pulling them out, fist by fist. Like what do you think this, what do you think I cleared it out for? It's not just a fucking encroachment of yours. It's not your door now. This is mine. Yeah, you would, yeah.

The empty space is mine. I was storing a bunch of air in there for me. I had plans. There was time. It's like, well, you weren't using it. How the fuck? I was up until yesterday. Yeah.

How did you know? How did you know? How did you know in your brain that that was immediately available to be Title IX by you, Putin? I don't know. There's a little, the spidey sense goes off. It's still full. I thought the resolution of the yelling was

that it was gonna be gone. All the stuff's gotta get out. If I see it in here, I'm throwing it. I'm throwing it. The resolution of the yelling straight over the balcony. Yeah. Uh-huh. Straight to the moon. Right. I said, listen, Alice. Um, right in the kitchen. To this day, now I'm starting to feel like, now I'm just ignoring the drawer, because I know it's in there. And then that's it. Yeah. That's how you lose. Yeah. That's how you lose your territory. Um, 41% of they think there's black people account for 41% of, and this is in America. I guess. I fucking read you. But our people, if you had to guess,

what percentage of American adults this has got to be fake. I'll tell you the one that polls by you, Gov and other polling firms, ROBs, 56% they say the estimated proportion is 56% compared to 42%. Okay, so they, that's like the, that's the closest one, isn't it? The true proportions 42. And the closest one is Democrats. I think 51% to 42%. 42%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a passport.

I'm actually, I'm surprised that actually to passport, I'm surprised that's that low. There's only 37% of people on the passport. Oh, 37, oh, I didn't see the seven. I already. Oh, no, no, no, I thought I estimate everybody. I thought that said 3%. Passport, I was like, that seems really low.

Look at this one. Is a military veteran 40%? They think that 40% of people are military veterans. Again, all the people you know. That's all men. How many, just how many have been in the armed services? People don't even, they're not, what are you thinking about to come up with these numbers?

Is it just blank and like you see a bunch of numbers spinning in your head and you go, uh, 36%? 30%. There's no thought. Yeah, you know what? I think that you're, what you're saying is true. I hope this is true. I hope this is all true.

What you're saying is true because they don't think that it's out of a hundred. I promise you that when they're doing, when you ask them the question about percentages, they're just thinking of what number seems right. Right. And they don't like make the logical brain connection as they're just thinking of what number seems right. And they don't like make the logical brain connection as if it's out of 100. Right, right, right. Like if you say to how many people,

how many percent of people are women, you're like, oh, I don't know, 80? Yeah. How many are men? Ooh, gotta be like 95. Yeah. All right. Well, there's that survey.

Well, that's nice. That's nice. Did you see Zalinsky was doing a green screen? Did you see that? Yeah, he's been doing it the whole time, hasn't he? Oh, he has. Well, I mean, he's done it before. Wow. I thought that he... Why? So that they can't see where he is or, you know,

that's, I think, he's disguising the background. Why doesn't he just put a sheet in the back like al-Qaeda? Well, I mean, you know, come on. We got to shoot higher than al-Qaeda, right? I mean, I thought you think it's a little weird? I mean, it's not really. I mean, it doesn't everybody do agree with me.

This is weird. Like a pretend. Well, there you go. I'm playing it right now. You just have backgrounds in your, you know, on your phone and stuff and on your Zoom. You don't think he's like trying to look like he is out

in front of this, whatever this is. Oh, and this one, yeah. Oh, okay, I'm putting it on for a second, but I haven't seen this one. I haven't seen this one. Wow. Can you see the, I mean, that's obviously a green screen, right?

Because we, there's been a lot screen, right? There's no way it could be more taken for real. He's lit up like a studio. He's wearing more army fatigues too. Don't you think that he should, there's a bit of glare on the screen. I'm sorry here. There. Oh, there we go.

Don't you think that he should rip up his army fatigues in every video? So it looks like he's more and more like battle worn, like in doom or die hard. Like in die hard, you know how John McClain's like shirt would get more ripped up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, halfway through the movie, he wears a different color shirt because he got so dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, switches to like a green tank top. And why is it green now? Uh, cause I didn't notice that the color actually changed. Yeah, it's a different. Oh, really? Yeah. Like when he jumps off here, let me show you Sean. tie hard. Uh, if you watch like movies that made us or whatever with that one, that's

a really good one. The die hard. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The good series about dropping Alan Rickman. Oh yeah, they did on too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the sea was, die hard, jump off, building. I think it's a picture of this. Is it white here? I always remember it being white, but it starts as white. Of course, I think it's bloody and dirty and. But then it's just a different shirt. Yeah.

Different color shirt. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well... Yeah, look at that. Yeah. Always annoyed me. Whoa, it's a chick. Yeah, that's not a white shirt anymore.

No, dirty. No, no. Look. They're really just like, people will just buy that it's dirty. You know, they'll... Yeah, look at that. That's a whole different... That's a green shirt. Yeah, for sure.

I never know. That's one thing that Zelensky should do, he should make his pretend military uniform more of a pretending to be a military fighter, even though he's worth like a hundred million dollars or something like that. He could tell jokes on the front line. He's like the USO, he's like a like Bob Hope

going to entertain the tapes. In wearing a camel and shit. Sure. But he should mess it up more. Yeah. It's like, I mean, I would. What? You don't want to should burn it a little bit like, oh man, this bird, I got burned.

If you're kind of like the holocaust. If you're, I can say that. I'm Jewish. If you're, uh, Israel's like, I think that, do you see the Israel guys are like, no, I think that's a bit. The last time he spoke to Israel, he's like, look, guys, either you're for the Holocaust or you're for me. And Israel's like, I think that's a little much.

That's a little much, buddy. I don't know why you thought you could get away with that, but who are you talking to here? And then he could change into a totally different, he could change into a uniform made totally completely out of money. You don't want to, when you retire, and coma, like coma. If you're in Italy, if you're wearing something like an outfit for the first time, it's not something that you normally do, you never wanna look like it's brand new. Like you've never done it before.

It's like getting, it's like playing hockey and going out with all virgin equipment. It's like you're a total fucking, you're a new guy. You got, there are no puck marks on your fucking pads. If you're a goalie, there's, your blocker is pristine. None of these black streaks, like you've stopped a million pucks. Did you remember what the Panama papers were? A bunch of people with like fake corporations in Panama

because it's a big money laundering hub. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I know a little bit about it. Let's give it in that. Oh, was he? Yeah. And he starts for him like in two that 2021 and before. Oh, flattering. Londering. Yeah.

Like, oh, this big corporation gave it to his wife. Still gets monthly payments from another corporation. Yeah. Go go figure. Go figure. Turn into a politician. Oh, what do you know? Yeah. You hear some, here's some ways to fight inflation. Mm-hmm.

From Bloomberg. Yeah. So take the bus. At least it's Bloomberg opinion. Oh yeah, it's not business advice. No, no, no. Take the bus. Don't buy in bulk.

Yeah. I don't know why. Yeah. Why that? I don't know. I don't understand that one. I thought that was always the, that's the point. Yeah. Huh. Right. Because it will go bad. Yeah. It's like the guy, you know, who says, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to buy all this stuff for two dollars,

and then I'm going to sell it for a dollar each. You know, and so how are you going to make money at that? He says, it involved you. Yeah volume. Yeah. Don't buy women in bulk. That will cost you big time. Everything else. Right. Try lentils instead of meat. In case you were wondering how you could stretch your dollar. Yeah.

Boy, I'm totally fooled. Take the bus and eat. I don't mind lentils, but I, you know, instead of meat? No, not instead of take the bus and eat beans. Yeah. That's the, nobody said this would be fun. Yeah. In case you thought inflation would be a big hoot. Nobody, yeah, so it's like, yeah, here's how to deal.

Nobody said this, don't be a pussy. Yeah. That's the advice. Like, here's how to get, here's how to deal with it. How fucking teenage, how much teenage angst that I'm experiencing every day. Yeah, I got a problem with my fucking rent over here. I don't think it's just you. I got a 10% pay cut thanks to you and the federal reserve.

What should I do? Stop being a pussy. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Eat beans. Well, really like eat beans and go to work in a big fart factory because everyone's eating beans.

Inflation also is, it's like a tax on your savings, right? Yeah, and you're selling. You think about, well, yeah, but I mean, because all of a sudden, you're that, you know, whatever amount of money you had in savings now isn't worth near as much if you have to dip into it. Except for rich people who have all their savings invested. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

It's a really horribly regressive tax. Yeah. Everyone got hit with big time. I don't know. All these other suggestions are probably stupid. Eating beans, eating beans and take the bus. Eat beans and take the bus. Yeah. Electric beans. take the bus. Eat beans and take the bus. Yeah.

Electric beans. Taking electric bus. Fud. No. Okay. Let me see what else I have. Not scared to wear a mask. Mm-hmm.

Scotland's making misogyny a hate crime. Oh, that'll be fine. I guess we should, I should go there before I'm shut out. Mm. Oh, God, a breast reduction. This was bad. This is maybe the worst thing I've ever seen. Do I see a fat watch?

No, no, no, you're not. Really? Not yet. Well, I know. I might have seen this thing. We might have seen this girl before. Look at this breast reduction. Yeah.

She got the headline is woman gets dramatic reduction of size 28, age breasts, calls procedure life changing. Life ending. Should call that procedure. Damn. She went to 12 doctors before she found a butcher willing to do this, willing to, willing to put the knife halfway in.

Let her do the rest. Third. 28, age to a 28 C. Oh my God, look at the happiness gone, gone. Replay, she looks like she's like, pain to desperation. Yeah, yeah, it looks like a pain to look. I was like, stretching her shirt to try and fill it out.

Or maybe she like, maybe I shouldn't have done this. Or gone that small. You know, maybe she's like, oh, maybe I, maybe I cut too much off. I, you know, he could've been off the top. Zoop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can always cut more.

He's like a homelone. Yeah. Mama Mia. Okay, maybe I'll read some comments. Celebrities bragging about paying for gas. You see that? Celebrities are all lining up to talk about how happy they are to pay. Yeah, that's loads.

You have the most out of touch people on the planet. That's who I want to love it. George decay. That's what I want. Yeah, 10 bucks is nothing to pay for. Stephen Colbert will at least I can sleep at night. Now that. Yeah. 10 bucks is nothing to pay for Stephen Colbert. Well, at least I can sleep at night. Now that I'm paying 10 bucks for gas sucks, but who's that I can at least put a moral

car in Europe? They've always paid much more than we do for it's like, yeah, I'm going to kill yourself. That's not it. Yeah, this is fucking kill. This is how it is. Real. Real. Oh my God. Oh, juicy, smell, that's out of jail. So is how it is real. Oh my God.

Oh, juicy, small, et cetera, jail. So. Oh, he is. Yeah. So hate crimes are real after all. Oh, okay. That's too bad. How long was he in there for?

A couple of minutes. A couple of minutes I thought. Yeah, just a little amount. Yeah. So you have like community service or anything or just a, not just for his appeal. Right. Yeah. I guess people don't like that I say, I don't. I think we're going to hire his appeal. Right. Yeah.

I guess people don't like that I say, I don't. People are gonna hire that guy. Oh yeah. People believe that he was framed. At some point. Oh no, I know this, but there's always gonna be a percentage that believe like the most ridiculous shit. Well that percentage is his demographic.

They're watching. Have you ever watched his television shows? Empire? Yeah. No, me either. Have you ever watched his television shows? Empire? Yeah. No. No, me either. Yeah, people don't like that I don't think that should be a crime, lying to the government because they always lie to me.

They don't only do they lie to me, but they, I report crimes that actually happen to me and they don't do anything. Yeah. So, I don't really see why, if they don't have any obligation to me, that I should have an obligation to them. Yeah. You can lie to them. There should be no concept.

I can't get my mind in the head of a person who thinks that lying to the government is wrong. Somehow a slight to them. You know what I mean? No, I know. But they're like, well, you can't lie to the government. Like, you do use the government. The government lies to you all can't lie to the government. Like, you do use the government. Not you.

The government lies to you all the time. All the time. For, I mean, that's all they do. Yeah, I mean, they lie before they're even the government, they're lying. I don't gotta make me the government because I'm gonna fucking cure cancer. Already lies.

Yeah, I think, man, I don't. It should be a crime to lie to the government. I don't have any problem with it. Hey, government, here's a false, these guys fucking threw a news around me and we're wearing hats to white. Right? Call me then, word. I was just trying to get a subway sandwich. Here you go.

Sandwiches? Here's a, here's a, I signed it, by the way. Find out where Kanye West was last night. Fucking dumb. Yeah. We can't lie to the government, dick. What do you, what do you mean? Why?

They're fucking assholes. They lie all the fucking time. You know, if asked you were going, why are you thinking of lying to me about it? Just for them. Um, and then somebody, somebody said to me too, like, well, you ever got, you ever got your speed, uh, like thrown in your face, like I clocked to it. Yeah. Clocked you with it. 87. I got a one, I got a 102. That's a, that's good. Yeah. I didn't know

the guns, but that's like major league. Yeah. yeah, the star. And honestly, I think I think I think I was going faster than that. That was when I started to slow down. I don't get it. I don't understand these people. Yeah. They're wasting resources. What are they doing with those resources? When they're not being used, they're fucking around. Yeah. Okay, let me find some comments. I had a caller today, but Alex Jones stole them. How's that? He got, he was gonna call in here, but he, who is he?

What's the, this guy who does like wraps, like he goes to town council meetings and behaves like an asshole. That's hilarious. Rapping about Putin and stuff, wearing a suit. He's a really funny guy. That's, he's a comedian. Yeah. He's gonna call in next week. That's hilarious. Rapping about Putin and stuff, wearing a suit. It's a really funny guy. That's a comedian. Yeah.

He's going to call it next week. That's funny. Alex Jones grabbed him. I don't want to fuck up his day. Just wraps. Tech happenings, potential show discussion. Good day, muscles. Thought this could be a nice little thing to bring up next Tuesday.

Tell them slurs.io sent you. This is multiple slurs. Slurs.io, that thing that I invented, that you code slurs based on the day. Like, do you remember that? Yeah, that was an invention. Yeah. The authors of, here's what he sends in, the authors of node IPC have published malware in an update, which wipes your disk if you happen to have Russian or Belarusian IP address. Okay. This affects some large projects like view CLO computer stuff, where it's a dependency. Okay, so this computer code library, if you use it in your project,

yeah, which a lot of people like they they include it so they can use the features in that library. They include it with their thing. If you update it and then send your product out and then the code the program detects that you're in Russia. The wipes out your hard drive. your hard drive. Ooh. Yikes. Wow. Oh, what's the, what's the appropriate response to that?

If you're a Russian and your computer is wiped out because some pencil dick developer is waging war on your radicalizing a whole new group. I people just don't get it. I didn't, you know, that'll show them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. It's nuke instantly. Jesus. Yeah. Click, click, click. Rip some guy can't get on only fans or get his stuff he's downloaded. Computer just wiped out. just wiped out. I guess if you're, yeah, uh, uh, programmatic proof of, I said, rip VPN users as well, I guess. Yeah. Cheers. Uh, Joe Hasler, Haster,

my rage, gonna get right to the point. You don't need to say that. Just get to the point. Here we go. I love that you deconstruct. I think because you're so anti that and everything else where you're like, oh shut the fuck up. But this is just like, every sentence is just dissected and shit on in these. I'm trying to make a better world. So I've been recently doing the whole swiping thing on the dating apps and all these fat women have looking for a gym partner, or you can find me at the gym after work. I can't be Gilmore, you can find me at the gym.

And I'm not talking, you can tell on me, is it? Waiting for you in the parking lot. I'm trying to find your pussy. Well, you can find me at the gym when you're done. I'm not talking just kind of chubby. These women are huge. And they seem to think that I'm going to see fat flopping out from under. They're already oversized shirts and go, well, she goes to the gym.

At least she's working on herself. It's even worse when you see the first few pictures. She looks like the before and way before pictures. These are my before picks. Oh, she's probably got afterpicked somewhere. I can't you got to watch one of these documentaries. Yeah, okay. These girls sit there for fucking four hours and talk about how they're the victims for sending millions of other people's money to some guy that gives them attention. And then it's turned into a Netflix special. It's like you're the bad guy.

We like. We like the one that did the stealing. We like train wrecks. God damn it. I think it was a guy doing it. Everyone go fuck you. Send them back to it. Everyone would go, fuck you. Send them back to jail. He didn't learn his lesson.

It's even worse when you see the first few pictures with the cheat angles, just to read I like the gym. And the next picks are a bowling ball so huge with short stubby legs. They wouldn't bother me so much if these women were just honest with themselves. Skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty, these women all have one thing in common and that's lying to themselves about, shit, everyone else can see is not true. Just be honest. Everyone can see that going to the gym for you means, I rascal past it on my way to get 14 big max. Oh, large diet coke because it evens out. All right, you know, so if I could women he's swiping on like actually

could conceivably have rascals. That's great. So rascal past it. I guess it is that that is their way of saying, I need you to lie to me. Like they could say like I'm big and beautiful and that's a less of a lie than I go to the gym. Okay, that's a, yeah, that's a,

that's a big lie. I can do that you're big and beautiful lie. That's fine. Don't bring the gym into this. Yeah, but the whole like this other kind of lie, that's minimizing the poor gym. That's way different. That's really an indictment on the gym.

It's like, I go all the time. Yeah, exactly. What the fuck, man? What kind of shitty ass equipment they got there? It broke it all. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck, man? What kind of shitty ass equipment they got there? Broke it all. Yeah, because of vatness. Mitchell, hey, dick, my rage is stores that put back in 15 to 20 minute signs,

but don't put the time that they left. Mm. That's true. They should have the B back at with a little clock. That's the way better sign. Yeah, where's your career sign? Right. You know when they're back, it's like, now you can, now you, oh, I know what time it is now. I can figure this out.

Got it. Yeah. Back in five minutes. That's a lie. Right. I can't see you. The real answer is five minutes. What Americans estimate is four days.

Can't, according to real, I don't know. I think that thing is real. I hope so. I thought that that fat ladies trying to teach kids how to masturbate was fake, but apparently that was real. No way. Yeah.

Whatever. Good. Jackson says, healthcare is like liquor sales. They take training to be a pharmacist. I have an internship at Walgreens. The one. Okay. Who knows?

I know all about, I'm a Walgreens. Yeah big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big like probably hospitals or private places that have expertise in compounding medications, like all that kind of stuff. The computer doesn't catch that? Compounding medications? Oh no, no, I mean compound, like you can, like you actually mix up like a custom medication.

What? A medication on custom mixed stuff. Oh yeah, they're called compounding pharmacies. Yeah. But also, you know, they have the regular stuff too, but yeah. I don't go to what, don't sell yourself short. Don't go to fucking Walgreens. It's a giant.

Maybe he was proud of it. Now you're shitting all over it. Don't be. Don't be aim high or you have to do to be a pharmacist. Somebody comes in and it's like, here's a bunch of Adderall to my doctor, saying, you're like, all right, I'll go to the Adderall machine. Here you go.

Blah, blah. Come back in 30 minutes. Well, I mean, how hard is it to be a pharmacist? Yeah, I don't know at the schooling. I mean, I know they're schooling. The schooling, they teach you, Krav Magada, keep all the drug seekers away from your stash. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I think that if you're a pharmacist, you have like a totally different zombie slash as it doomsday prep. I think the computer's now cross-reference, you know, if there's potential drug interactions and stuff. I mean, your doctors should be doing that too. You know, they've got sites and stuff to say, is there possible drug interactions

between if you're taking multiple things, but also they have to do. They could pay a ton. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what they get paid. I'll guarantee you they probably don't make as much as they could elsewhere at like right aid Walgreens, you know, in those places. Walgreens is the, you're saying Walgreens pays a lot

or pays nothing? Nothing, nothing, okay. Okay, anyway, go ahead. Now we need to be at pharmacists. I have an internship at Walgreens. And one thing we learned as part of it is that roughly 25% of the pharmacy revenue comes from 1% of the medications

purchased by a smaller number of patients in need of exceptional medical help. That number is expected to rise to about 48%. Wait, what? 48% of their revenue is gonna come from 1% of people. Well, yeah, cause some, yeah. Ah, yeah. These people are paying 8,000 a year on average,

just for the drugs, after insurance, and discounts for manufacturers. A lot of them have cancer and AIDS, but one that's probably different people. He's talking about. Yeah, yeah, that's probably different people. You're talking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. And or AIDS.

I mean, there's just some people could have both, but you know, a lot of them, no, I don't think a lot of doubt it. Probably you have cancer, you're having sex with men with AIDS. I estimate not more than 81%. But the one that stuck out to me, I mean, your pharmacist is the one that stuck out to me. I mean, your pharmacist is the one that stuck out to me?

Yeah, come on. Struck out. Or is it stuck? The one that stuck out to me. Well, I mean, you can tell it was wrong. Oh, you can say the one that stuck out to me was poorly controlled diabetes. In other words, people who can control can tell it was wrong. Oh, you can say the one that stuck out to me was poorly controlled diabetes. In other words, people who control how much sugar they eat.

Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, people do, they go, well, you don't want to, you want to take his little insulin as possible. You want to maintain it as best you can yourself, you know, and you're still going to need the insulin. Just people who's drinking cocoa day doing, yeah, subway sandwiches, and you're still going to need the insulin. Just people who's drinking co-call day. Doing, you know, subway sandwiches, not to mention a single pen of a, uh, uh, a semi, semi-glutide.

Is that diabetes medication? The injector. I would guess that that's some kind of a, well, semi-glutide, a single pen of it. Yeah, diabetes pain that they stick themselves with. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what that is. I mean, six weeks worth of a common type to diabetes medication can sell for 1200 bucks, 1200 to 1500 bucks.

Damn, seeing that, I just, seeing that, just reminded me of the episode about you cannot be fat and healthy article. And the old adage that one McDonald's is great for the economy because of all the cardiologist dentists, etc, that are hired as a result of its existence. One percent of their revenue from 48% of people. Or because they're all fat. The opposite, right? Two, it's 48% of revenue from one percent. Oh yeah, sorry. Yeah. They have people have gotten so fat. No, that cup crawl, it was literal.

Because they were too fat to walk. Gasping for breath. And LA shut down the power grid to raise rates. So everybody's electric car and rascal went to the wayside. Yeah. Yeah. God damn. That's, well, I guess you'll always be in business at Walgreens.

Okay, here's one. Fat news Russia that somebody's sending, okay. All right, let's do it. Fat watch, today in fat news. Here is no click. No click on that one. Fat watch, Russia, this is a... Luca.

Oh my. Sappho. Sappho. Sappho. I've chained himself to a McDonald's in Russia, protesting against the departure of McDonald's. This is. Oh my God. That's amazing. That is a fact. He's literally like, I don't know where else to get food. If you would tell me anywhere else there is a place to get food, I will try it, but I don't. I've never seen it.

I've only, this is the only place. I've made food at home. It doesn't taste the same. It doesn't spike my insulin like it does here. Oh my God. It does. Oh my God. Look at the cops they sent. So they do this in Russia too.

Look at the fucking riot gear that they've sent out to talk this guy off of the ledge from a McDonald's that's closed. Yeah. No one can go in there. You can change it to the door all day. So he's chained right now there. Handcuffed, yeah, looks like he's got some on his wrist there. You got some elephant shank wearing. He's wearing his own name on his shirt. So he's marketing

himself, right? So is he like the Nikado, Niko Avocado of Russia? I don't know. He's like a fat stunt. He literally is shaped like an avocado. Shape like an olive and he's wearing that kind of olive drab sweatshirt with his. Yeah. Oh, I feel bad for him. It looks like his legs look skinny, don't they? He's probably fake. He's wearing a fat suit.

I don't know, man. He is oddly fat, but I mean, you can tell a fat is face is. So he's got no chin or he's just like a big blob face. Let me see if I got any other fat ones. I take your wall around the subject This is raw Raw Eggman Oh my god

No, this is from a show. This is from a thousand pound best friend. I damn it. What do you all think? This is from a thousand pound best friend. That's damn it. What do y'all think? What a, oh. Oh, wow. It's beautiful. It's absolutely unique. You make.

And I love that. One percentage of America do you think looks like that. Look at this fat, the one fat, the ladies criticizing the outfit are also fatter than shit. And the floral pattern. At what point as a person do you switch from normal patterns to flowers? That's true, the bloom moos are always, yeah. They've gotta have a first moomo.

I think even Homer Simpson when he got obesely fat. They're originally made for like Polynesian grandmothers, you know, who like genetically, you know, they're all gonna get big over there. Whatever. Now it's like, now it's fucking these fat ass white women. Oh my god. It looks like it's not much attached.

I can't. And I wish I had your confidence. You're all disgusting. Yeah. Okay. Maybe I got something else. You got to be hiding at my sleeve. That was fucking awful. That's the worst one we've ever done.

Uh-oh. Ha-ha-ha-ha. It's test holiday. Yeah, test holiday. Fat watch favorite says bigger. Like, yeah, because she's continued eating. Yeah. For an-cause to stop anorexia. Yeah, because she's continued eating. Yeah. To stop anorexia.

Yeah, I mean, she's test-holiday claims her anorexia stems from people telling her, still saying it's anorexia. Yeah. That's like taken over. It's so funny. Claims her anorexia stems from people telling her she doesn't deserve to feed her body. I mean, that body is fed. It's just, it's just a statement like that is just taking zero responsibility. It's like rubbing it in. This water bottle that she has here is next to the yoga platform is actually all sucrose.

Yeah, interesting. Yeah, self-proclaimed body positive activist, Tess Holiday announced the world that she was diagnosed with the rex, interaxial ass may. God, has it been that long? Last May, she's still alive, amazing. That claimed, she claimed that this diagnosis was the result of a culture, you put a side by side with Karen Carpenter,

you can't, you literally can't tell the difference. That's the difference. She claimed that this diagnosis was the result of a culture. You put a side by side with Karen Carpenter. You literally can't tell the difference. She claimed that this diagnosis was the result of a culture that celebrates thinness and equates that to worth. I mean, I don't know. Do we? Just like, I don't think so. I haven't seen like a normal sized woman on an ad in a long time. It's just, it has been a, yeah, it has been a drought mouth, um, Leviathan's, um, leering down at me Leviathan from billboards. Yeah. While I'm paying $10 a gallon to drive under their fucking folds. Yeah.

Since she was supposedly to diagnose with that, I love that. That's such a fucking, she was a tourist sentence. She was a tourist sentence. Yeah. She's been in recovery and reflecting on what sparked her eating disorder. She took to Instagram to share an intrusive thought that led to a light bulb moment.

Oh, that's all that he says. People's comments about her diet caused her anorexia. Huh. So, her anorexia, which is not eating, was caused by people calling her fat. I guess so. How long does it last, do you think, her anorexia? Like an hour and a half. And till she's up to a healthy body weight.

Ha ha ha ha ha. She posted a video with the caption that began trigger warning, disordered eating. Oh, you could say that again. She probably wouldn't know, she's a burn too many calories. Then she went on to talk about how it's been liberating as hell.

Disordered ordering. Dis-eater, ordering. Yeah. Dis- disordered ordering. Dissidered ordering. Yeah. Dissider, ordering. Dissider ordering. Did you say you had everything? Yeah. And did you say you had some disorder?

Did you say you had disordered eating? No, Dissider ordering. Yeah. Dissider Order and everything. Don't count that, it's funny. That's like a shirt. That's a shirt. Is this under-eat-ing?

No, Dissider Ordering. Yeah, it's funny. It's funny every time I think about it. Everybody stand back. Dissider Ordering. You're ordering crack. Funny or every time I think about it. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Everybody stand back, just eat my order. I'm the order crack. Of course I have a hard time feeding my body so that I can't reach my mouth.

Of course. I literally have been told my entire life that I don't deserve to feed my body. There's just no way that you've been told that. No one has ever said that sentence. You don't deserve to feed your body. No one thinks of it as feeding your body. They just think of like eating because you're hungry. Right. Everyone in my life has always said, are you sure you want to eat that? I guess

they're talking about a living thing, like a child. Yeah. Yeah. Or something that's inedible. You sure you want to eat that? Holding a spare tire. Yeah, someone spilled frosting on. Yeah, I mean, look at that. Lay off me, I'm starving. Yeah. Everyone, how is this, how is this possible? Everyone in my life.

This is a bit. It's just, it's all lies. Everyone in my life has always said, are you sure you want to eat that? Yeah, I don't eat that. Are you sure you want to eat that? Because. Don't eat that. Are you sure you wanna eat that? Cause I would like some food for the rest of us. Had her wedding.

She's getting the cake. Are you sure you wanna eat that? Ah, you're triggering life. I, she's gotta stop this shit. Oh my Christ. What's wrong with her face? It's so fucking shiny. She just get like a, it's super shiny.

She switched her towel and her pizza. She's eating the towel. I'm sorry. Are you sure you want to eat that? Oh, why? Why does she have fucking scorpions on her belly? She has like two scorpions. She has like two scorpions stabbing at your dick.

What is tattoo is that? What kind of, I mean, this is just bad life decision after bad life decision. So I was, oh, here she's. Hey, all please ignore my dirty fucking house in the background, but I don't worry. I'm the boss. Not where I was looking.

Gravity is actually pulling my eyeballs to focus on you. That I wanted to share and hopes that maybe one of you guys are scrolling through and you hear what I'm about to say and you're like, damn, I needed to hear that. So I was making myself some food and I had kind of intrusive thought, pop in in regards to my disordered eating, but then I had a light bulb moment and I was like, damn, there's so many people that question whether or not I have, you know, disordered eating and whether or not I struggle with and rexie at. And they like train me off and they're usually like,

oh, you have a hard time feeding your body. And like obviously, anyone that's in, you know, a larger body knows that we hear that all the time, right? So anyway, the thought pops into my head. It has to go a long way. Of course I have a hard time feeding my body. Look, I literally have been told my entire life that I don't deserve to be able to maintain my body.

All right, so just say they just centralized it all over. Oh God. That was fat watch. Oh my God. Fat watch fat watch. Oh my god. That's why today in fat news. That was a rough one. She's gonna be normal size soon. Yeah.

Yeah. She's gonna be normal size soon. Yeah, like that's gonna be the normal size of people. Oh, that's getting there. Oh, okay, here's some advice. Ronnie, 21 says, I won't touch a chick that's vaccinated. What? Because not only are they shedding spike proteins,

they're also shedding graphene oxide, and this can be transmitted through their skin. What shit test can I do to find out if it's, find out it chicks vaccination status without looking like a crazy dickhead? Well, you wouldn't wanna look crazy. You wouldn't wanna look crazy, yeah. Should I do reverse psychology?

I won't go out with an unvaccinated woman, then switch the script or find out when she went out in the city of Los Angeles lately. I can't believe the people going to the rave type concerts at Avalon, fuck the palace are vaccinated. I've been to Avalon, I don't know what you're talking about. They're just in there faking it. They're faking. He's saying I can't believe the people in their like type concerts.

But any underground culture is extremely, I don't know how to say this, like go with the flow, like a conformist. Underground culture. Any type of culture is extremely conformist. Like, cause they're all little, little group that, yeah, no, they also have to look and have to bridge that rule like that. Yeah, they feel outcast from just the mainstream society,

but then it is. Specifically in that way. Yeah, but it's right, right. It is a very, yeah. Yeah, I don't know why you would think that. Fuck the palace, or vaccine. There has to be a big underground of fake vaccine cards. Well, so I'm sure there are.

Yeah, of course. Sure. What do you think? I think you should take a girl that's banging you and hang on for dear life, sir. Good call. I think you should. I don't know, what are you talking about?

Shedding spike proteins. You have no idea what you're saying. This is a bunch of gobbledy gook. Yeah. I don't know. What's in the, are you testing everything for fentanyl? Is that what you're doing? When you're out doing your raves?

Right, right. Did you buy a fentanyl test kit? Yeah. You bring it out with you. Did you buy a fentanyl test kit? Yeah. You bring it out with you. Yeah. Don't touch a grain of it. Yeah. Don't worry.

You're going to have a lot worse things to worry about than spike proteins. Sure. Soon. P.S. downtown Ventura is happening with no mask shit vaccines. No, we're not really doing masks anymore. It's been like this for at least a year now. It's starting to go some seriously hot women. I bet.

Is it hard to check if they're vaccinated? I've been like this for at least a year now, I was starting to know some seriously how women I bet. Is it hard to check if they're vaccinated? Women? They'd probably just tell you. Yeah, they probably are. Yeah, they're just a themar. I wonder what the per, yeah. I mean, the women that aren't vaccinated at this point are annoying.

Oh yeah, like men are naturally stubborn. Yeah. As soon as they announced it, I'm like, well, I'm not gonna get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a pain in the ass. Right, right, right. I don't get it.

You've been able to. Because I don't really like circumvent it. It's not about life or death. Yeah, hard to tax. Yeah, I don't really care about that. I just don't like to be told what to do. Exactly. You know, I know that about you.

Like, yeah, yeah. It's not that I'm not worried about this dying. But women are not like that. Yeah. They're like kind of obstinately. I'm naturally stuck around. You'd everybody know about it. Women, if they're going to go anti-sunday, everybody know like everybody I'm anti-sunday.

I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it. Okay. I understand. No, I get your point. Yeah. You're ouring it because of the, uh, the medical concerns, not just so you can get a ton

of attention from guys. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Billy, life advice. Hey, Dick and Sean, congratulations on making it to 300. Thank you.

I need some direction. I went to college and graduated in May, 2021. COVID hit right after I turned 21 and kind of rocked my whole world. Uh-huh. God, that would suck, dude. I definitely wasn't doing the best mentally before, but the fact that social life was completely shut down in my college town, and I was forced into bullshit remote classes, just got me depressed as fuck.

Man, I brought in Zoom exhaustion, like teleconferencing exhaustion, you look as prolly this week. It's like taken over every meeting. Anything that you would have a conference call before, people just naturally hit you up with the fucking Zoom thing. So you have to sit there and make eye contact with a person's picture that is not their eyes because their eyes are looking at, because neither of you are looking at a dead camera, you know?

But a lot of people are not having eye contact. That's what I'm saying. Like your body's expecting your brain to know. You're not having it. And then you're just frozen in place. You can't walk around or do anything normal. I mean, what are the Zoom meetings and stuff? Because we use Zoom all the time to link production and everything, pretty much after everybody says, oh, hey, well, everybody turns their cameras off. Yeah, not everyone's doing that. I graduated with a degree in business

because I've never known what exactly I wanted to do with my life. And I figured, at least with a business degree, I could get a job that pays decent. Luckily, I had a full scholarship for college and didn't get any debt, but anyways. That's good. You think any guys who were shitty at sports

will switch genders to get a scholarship? Ooh. Isn't that the obvious move? Well, do I think? I think I'm a black woman. That's the question, yes. Yeah. How much? I don't know.

Can I get a lacrosse scholarship as a black woman? Right. That you're at, I don't know. Harvard. Yeah. And it's just me. Sure.

Right. I graduated with a degree of engineering. But anyway, I got a remote sales job directly after college and moved back in with my parents to try to save up money. I ended up hating sales and that job. Sales fucking sucks. Yeah, unless you're good at it and then they love it.

Yeah, some people get like a fucking rush off it. Say, yeah, sales sucks. And that is not really like people. And they have to like you. That is not a job for most people. I quit and got a part time office job in the area in an attempt to have more free time and get my head on straight.

I started lifting, I have lost 50 pounds to 30 to 180. Oh, very good. And I've started to feel a bit better. I've also saved up enough money to pay off my car and have a comfortable enough savings. It's time to get a real job and move out from my parents' house now. Look, he's still, I think it needs to be pointed out.

He's very young, right? Like early 20s. 21. Like 21? You're doing great. Oh, no, 23 maybe. Well, whatever. I mean, yeah, the mental, hey, you can believe me.

You can look at somebody and go, they got the world by the balls and they can be having crazy fucking problems mentally. But I mean, just let me just put it, you're, you're doing well. Um, I've taken the LSAT did well. And I'm thinking about applying to law schools for next fall. You meet a lot of lawyers that are real happy about their job or the legal profession, but go talk to him. I've never met a lawyer who didn't say within the first hour of meeting them, don't become a lawyer. Really?

Never. Wow. My concern is that I'm Nick say. Nick's not a lawyer. I don't know if you caught that, but he's a streamer. He's a live streamer. He plays video games. He makes fun of fat women for super chats.

He's no longer a lawyer. Is he not fucking taking cases or really? He quit completely. Unbelievable. Yeah. So I've taken the LSAT did well and I'm thinking about applying law schools for next fall. My concern is that I'm using law school as an excuse

to put off real life for a few more years. Yeah, you obviously are. I mean, but he knows that, you know, he knows that unless he thinks he really wants to be a lawyer. If you're just keeping yourself busy, does it sound like it? Look, if you want to put, I would not use law school as a scapeism.

Get a porn addiction. Jesus. For God's sake. I mean, you can kick that one a lot easier. You can have $120,000 in debt. I don't know if I actually want to be a lawyer. Well, that's something you're going to to weigh to give myself a goal to work towards.

I see my options right now. As go try to be a lawyer, take out an insane amount of debt. Well, without really knowing what I'm doing or why I want to be a lawyer, take out an insane amount of debt without really knowing what I'm doing or why I want to be a lawyer. Even you can't go back from being a lawyer. Dude, you better think, people find out, people think they want to be lawyers and then find out they don't win their lawyers.

If you're fucking a bit of a lawyer, you don't get that right. You're kind of a lawyer. You're like, I don't know, I don't know if I want to be a lawyer. Definitely do not do that. Go work at a law, because there are people who are sure that's their calling in life,

and then their life. And they will take your job and hate this. One, go try to be a lawyer. No. No. Move to a new city, get a job, and try to start a new life. So that's escapism.

He's looking at, he's- You can't deal with the real world. Right, he wants it both, I mean, that's the exact same thing as becoming a lawyer. It doesn't get any better than where you are. Stay in your parents' house. It's fine. It sucks, but stay there.

Get a job. Don't get a job for a year. Yeah. Get some kind of a job quit. It doesn't matter. Did he go to school this time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He graduated with a green business.

Get a hobby. Get a hobby with people your own age. Did he go to school this time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He graduated with a green business. Get a hobby with people your own age. I mean, try some other things out without committing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the best thing. It's fine. The easiest way to do everything. He probably feels, I think a lot of people that age kind of do once they've gotten,

well now I mean, he's looking for more school or he's looking to escape somewhere else, but it It's okay. You're still you're still young there's there's time. I mean, it's not I get I get that anxiety of you I got to figure out what I what I want to do. I got to figure out I remember that kind of stuff. Yeah, sure but Yeah Yeah, you're you're all right. Just sit, sit, sit, sit a minute and breathe.

Don't put this crazy pressure. Like, well, I have to do something. If I'm not actively doing something, I'm going backward. It's like, yeah, if you go, if you try to start a new life, you're gonna find that the new life's a lot like the old ones. Yes. And it costs a lot more.

Yeah, dude, you're great. Now I'm in Austin here and everyone's, all my friends are the same. No, yeah, I'm the same. Now you dude, you're great. Well, great. Now I'm in Austin here and everyone's all my friends are the same. No, you can distract yourself for a short time and things maybe seem to get better, but it goes unless you feel different fundamentally, it's the same everywhere you go. Yeah, both are pretty intimidating to me. And I, as usual, don't know what to do with myself. Any advice or mocking would be greatly appreciated.

Go fuck yourself, Dick. Love you, Sean. Well, I don't know, man, you might find that you're the kind of person that needs to change up what they're doing every couple of years. Some people do that. I mean, it's fine.

So don't worry. None of it matters. None of it. None of it matters. Yeah, you just want to have some kids if you want. Fucking doesn't matter. You just want to be able to. No, it's keeping score.

Yeah, as long as you feel like you can be comfortable, if you want, fucking doesn't matter. You just want to be able to, you know. It's keeping score. Yeah. As long as you feel like you can, you can be comfortable, money-wise, because, you know, like sadly, that's what you fucking need no matter where you go. Buy Bitcoin. Whatever you do. Yeah. Got a buy Bitcoin. Advice, I have zero friends.

Hey, Dic, hey, for some background on me, I'm 18. I live in LA with my parents. I take some college classes and work part time. I haven't had an IRL friend since COVID happened. Oh man, so he's 16 when COVID happened. Wait, so he didn't have any IRL friends before? Since I haven't had an IRL friend since COVID. No, but maybe his parents didn't let him see him.

No, what I'm saying is, oh, doesn't he have friends that he knew before that like I mean are still his friends? I don't know. Virtually that's it seems like he doesn't have any friends like they all go away growing up. I was always on the shy side, but I was always able to make a few really good close friends and be friendly with their classmates. So though a lot of the guys I became friends with an elementary and especially middle school would pick on me and kind of just be dicks. So he was that, he was butters. Yeah, he was, yeah, he was that friend of the group.

When I started high school, I made a few friends, but you know, you might be coming on a little strong. People tend to lash out when something is expected of them, like a reciprocal validation, and they kind of lash out at the person who's prompting them for them. I don't know about that. When I started high school, I made a few friends,

but they either distanced themselves from me. I don't know why. Or I just didn't have anything in common with them. It was there where I developed pretty bad social anxiety depression. Eventually I transferred to a much smaller school because my grades were suffering. There I made some friends. Eventually I transferred to a much smaller school because my grades were suffering.

There I made some friends and even started talking to a girl I liked, but then it was a pandemic happen. People didn't wanna hang out and by the time they did, I fell back into my social anxiety and couldn't leave the house. Oh my goodness. The only thing I resembled, the only thing resembling a friend I have nowadays

are my internet friends, who I've talked to since high school. And one guy I've known since preschool, but he lives across the country and I only see him maybe once a year. We also haven't talked online or played any games over you gotta get a job, bud. Too much thinking about friends as a man.

But the good news, well that'll kind of take care of itself too. And you get a job. Hobbies, real life hobbies that you have to go. And again, guess what, you'll make friends. The good news is that he can make friends. Yeah. My day to day is just go to work, procrastinate school work, and sleep, and I fucking hate it.

I want to get my life on a really good path. I want to, you know, people bond over drugs, alcohol, a lot of stuff. Yeah, drugs. Oh, those will be your friends for life. I want to return to how I used to be, but I just can't for some reason. I'll always be a bit shy, but I know I have the capability to be outgoing. Yeah. Friends and I have friends. You do, because you, yeah. Clearly, people could, clearly people can stand to be around you more than once. So that's good. You're ahead of the game. What would you do if you were in my situation?

I wish I could spend time with them. Oh, yeah, I'm also really distant from my family. My parents try to talk with me. I don't want to talk with them. Yeah, yeah. Sure. Well, I get that. And I can see how it hurts them.

I wish I could spend time with them, but I guess I just don't have any motivation for some reason. If there's a wedge between you and your parents, well, you didn't ask to be born. Well, that's not something I'm going to say. You didn't, you probably didn't get something, you know, from them or whatever.

There's a new Xbox. There's a reason why you don't feel like you're close to your parents. And in intent, it's not you. Sometimes you need a couple of years off from your parents. You do. But you also wait till you're 18. You're like, all right, I need some time to think about a lot of stuff that has happened. Yeah.

Okay. Of course. What would you do if you were not really supposed to be close to your parents? Yeah, what would you do in my situation? I have my own car, a source of income, and a lot of free time. I'm also planning on moving to Montana when I transfer college. Not a move in a row. I heard that's a beautiful state. Yeah, me too.

I heard Montana's incredible. Yeah. You want to move there together? Sure. We could get a horse ranch. I would. And we could do the show on horseback. I fantas Montana's incredible. Yeah. You want to move there together? Sure. We could get a horse ranch. I would, and we could do the show on horseback. I fantasized about that shit all the time. I fucking just going to, going just like out, just open, open plane.

Get away from these fucking people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could get my law degree. I could go to Abraham school. You can go to like these, these, uh, corresponded schools. Yeah. Online. Get my law degree in four years,

then just start fucking suing everybody, sue your suit, your suit, your suit, no case too big, no fee too big. Right. You moved to Montana? Yeah. Pretty. What else do you fantasize about moving to?

Places like that, just very, very sparsely populated. There's a sound designer who we use a lot who move to like a place like that because you can, you know, he can do that from, yeah, you can do. Oh, yeah. So like, I mean, he's just, he's, he's super, he's like,

oh, his attitude so much better. I mean, yeah. Seems like I think that's so much better. It's probably a, just a, you know, it's, he feels less financial pressure. He's a fucking amazing spread, making like California Hollywood money. Yeah. So big ass ranch. Yeah. Yeah. You go somewhere that has like a college in it. Yeah. So you get the nice, like fun party stuff. Right. Right. Right. I don't know. I could try to try it. Yeah. I don't know if I could do it. Yeah. Now that they're not even doing pub crawls correctly here. I could do it. You should. Yeah.

Are you I mean, Ghana? Well, I retire next year. I retire. Yeah. Right. Something right now. I got to be where I am. What would you do if you were in my situation? Well, you got to I would pick a big enemy that would never get vanquished and just dedicate all my effort to that, like the Federal Reserve. Just say, I gotta bring the sound cause. You have a cause. That's what you get.

You can pick the devil, whatever you want to pick. Right. Women, it's women's fault. We got to get rid of them. Something. You got to have a purpose. You have to make up a purpose in your life. I'm gonna get to the moon. I going to build the earth and Minecraft, whatever. I'm going to build a Gundam in my house.

I think he's right on. I mean, he obviously identified the pandemic as being bad for his mental health. I mean, that shit doesn't just go away even though we're coming. It's not like you go back. It's like, you know, I mean, it's an extreme example, but like, you know, if you're a kid and then you go to Vietnam and you fight in the war and you go back, you're like, well, I'm back home. I'm fine. I mean, this is not, this is a lot less severe version, but it's real about that. It's really happens unless.

So it's like, everyone's just getting loaded, drinking beers, having a great time. I've never met a Vietnam vet who would not stop to talk about life of the party. I was like, oh, it's such a great time. Oh my God. So many great guys, like I get it, too. I mean, a lot of friends of Vietnam camp. Best years of my life, right?

Sounds so rough. Yeah. You got any student loans from Vietnam? I don't know any Vietnam vets who talk like that, but they probably didn't go to Vietnam then. Yeah, yeah. Just thinking it. You're right.

Stolen Valor. Stolen parties. Should I reconnect my old friends? Yeah. I mean, dude, just get new ones. I mean, you can, sure. But obviously he can make friends, but yeah, just say, you'll come out.

If you were more or less okay mentally before, you'll come out, you know? I'm just gonna take a little time. How should I motivate myself to do these things? Take a picture of your dick, send it to somebody and say, if I don't do these things. And then see, can I be a female swimmer?

What is this way? What do you think this way? To be a female swimmer? Yeah is this way? What do you think this way? To be a female swimmer. Yeah, go to the nearest college and say, I'd like to apply to be a female swimmer. Here's my dick weight. Here's my dick weight. Yeah, I mean, you'll see that it qualifies

to be in either category. Right. I wanted to give you a good understanding of the situation that I'm in. You're in everyone's situation. Mm-hmm. Life's hard. You got to make up your own reason to keep doing it. You do.

You have to find that for yourself. It's true. You get a learn how to do something. You get a do some stupid thing in crypto or something. Was he talking about hobbies and stuff? Oh no, you were talking about hobbies. I was talking about hobbies. Yeah.

They don't have hobbies. A lot of people with problems. True. Because. I was talking about hobbies. Yeah. They don't have hobbies. A lot of people with problems. True. Because hobbies are just something you do. Yeah. I kind of get boring. Whatever. Yeah.

Just don't pick an expensive one. That's easier. Okay, everyone's sure you'll stick with it. Which nobody does. There's been the Dick Show, patreon.com slash the Dick Show. This is, who is this? Andrews, Andrews Yingvison. Andrews Yingvison, with meadows of peace.

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Thank you for that. Really had a skewer. Thank you, Andres. You got me. All right, here we go. Here's another rage for you guys. It's co workers who treat the work fridge like their own personal fridge. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know why they need to put in like a six pack of soda. Fuckin' on the wall. They're all cold. All six of them. That's why sour cream. No, I need one cold. I. There's no room in the fridge. I have to put whole pack of sour cream. Yeah. My people have clean up their old stuff. There's no fucking room. Yeah. Throw it. What are you saving these pickles for? For the rest of the what are you saving these pickles for? Are you bitch? Yeah, get your shit out of the fridge

How many pickles do you need at work? How many fucking pickles do you need here no? How many pickles are you packing at work pickle packer you pickle packer? Everyone's got to use this fridge. Just just eat or order. You just eat or order and, okay, here we go. Dis, motherfucking, eat or. Hey, dick, hey, Sean. Oh, well, I got to hear. Oh, I want to say first off,

that the new food invention is coming on a cloud. It's going to be fantastic. It's really good. And Sean, I'll just give him a new plate of cheese and spaghetti. It'll blow his mind. My rage this season is getting on the fingers. Dick is the king of the zingers. There's so many good fingers you've had over the years. I don't want to have some of my own good singers. I'm going to be my apartment building the other weekend. There's a bunch of what even cops like like slot guys like Canadian slot guys

with those big like R15 guns or whatever like are do you mean say are are are 15 diving arrested yeah I think it's pronounced are the guys they are better what next time you know it felt like very I was like I was right that high all week that's what he said to the cops. I murdered someone in my building. Oh, that's what he said to the guy and now I'm just sitting at home thinking this murder is in prison and the what he had is he was being arrested. I was him good singer about that for good singer. Yeah. Yeah, I get you in a boy's a. Hey, he's gonna get out and kill you. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Did he say that food was being invented right now? Yeah, I think so huh. Yeah, can't wait to see it. She I'm getting cheese's in spaghetti so far you impressed rants about shit they've grown and and grown on yeah and they're annoying

it will be on the show is like people fifty years ago could never imagine that will have a device in our pocket that doesn't look so well and it's got everything you can ever met stop just don't stop. That's a very Joe Rogan. I've had enough marijuana LSD and do bullshit, really.

Can you imagine? Yeah, this guy's right on. Thank you for platforming. Yeah, they couldn't imagine a book. You're right and all the other good shit that you're doing and killing people's vaccine skeptics is in my love it. But stop making. I hate the, oh, people couldn't have imagined.

Yeah, they could have, what do you mean? Of course they could imagine it. Right, people have a, yeah, they've been, they've been, they've been, they've been, they've been, they've been, they've been, they've been, like they just imagined that. Right. Oh, wow.

Hundreds of years ago, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, just just imagine that right. Oh wow hundreds of years ago. They they they They just fucking imagine that. Yeah, I'm fucking communicating fucking telepath right. Yep. Oh There's like a monster with seven heads that lives. What do you mean they couldn't imagine the internet? It's not very good imagination. I don't think Okay, how about this one? Hey there guys, so I don't, I just really make me a rage. It's much of a,

I don't make me a weird, like you don't think someone could have imagined? Oh wow, I wish I could like, tell my wife I'm gonna be home late. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I can imagine having a phone. Yeah. Oh man, what a fucking brain buster.

That would be okay. Yeah, uncomfortable. I don't know. But I've got this broad, and then I'm friends with on Facebook. And every time she takes pictures with this one dude, it's clearly like it posted on Instagram and then put up a picture. So you see the hashtag these and I'm in a definition. And what was that?

What? No, I'm sorry. I'm just like, sorry. So every time she uses the hashtag like queer and like queer the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the it is a big like George about it like my dad and every time that i take a picture with them and i use the hashtag queer black friends yeah that hangs out with me

uh... no tag it queer it is just like girls want for attention validation through they want attention for being lesbians without doing lesbians shit. The charge for that. Hook it on. Kind of stuff. I don't know. Weird. Hashtag, Hashtag Black. Hashtag Queer Life. Queer Hashtag. Thanks, Ranny. That's over the line. That's over the line. Hashtag Que line. Pass tag queer. You ever do that?

Just take picture. Has tag queer life. Yeah. I've never once done that. Two guys at the ball game, Has tag queer life. Yeah. See?

We're not doing anything particularly queer. We're at a ball game. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's like annoying, right? Girls is out with their gay friend and tags everything queer. And you're the guy. Like, why are you tagging everything queer? Yeah, that seems weird. Like, drawing unnecessary, pumping up his ass. Right, right.

What the fuck? Mm-hmm. Waiting in line at the DMV, queerly, check it out, everybody. Oh my God, I see one up there that, which one, which one do you want? Pooping in car. Oh, okay, let's see what that was about.

Well, they can show us. It's surely two tone. DQ described having issues with controlling your experiments, just them about being drunk and having to take a shit in your car and cover it up trash. That happens. A girl I knew, not me.

That's only a rare man can want. Oh, no, it does happen to me. That doesn't happen to me. And it faces a bigger issue. When you're at work, it's cool doing whatever. And you know, you're going to be home in like an hour. And you have to take a piss. But can you just think, I can wait for it.

I don't need to deal with the whole process of taking a piss. I'm going to the bathroom and now I can push it further. You have confidence in yourself in that way. And then when you're walking to your front door, you shake yourself. You're just in the most thinking you'll ever you you're ever doing you're because you're here You can do it to make sure you don't just push yourself fully because I should appear of leader hose And like that throw all your shit down the mess of feeling without your penis and strangle it and put it into put the fucking piss into the toilet But sometimes sometimes you fell on that conque, just before an hour I was doing, I was doing this game once again, I do it

every day. Dangerous game. And when I fell. I just checked out in time. I was watching the door, the door was locked. I had to go, I just had to go, you know, I had no time to go on my keys. Then I walked the door. I had to run to the side of my house and take a piss at a bush. Couldn't get in the, yeah, yeah. I mean, the whole thing, the whole entire time I'm thinking, I just saw another person walking coming, coming down. I know that. No, pink. Pink is not as bad. No, you should be holding your piss like that though. You're gonna fuck up your prostate.

Yes, it's not good, you know. Buddy, poop is fine. There's no poop straight. What's it? There's no poop prostate. You'd hold as much poop as you want. I guess so. Ping is bad.

You shouldn't be doing that. Oh. Okay, let's do one more. This is as comments for idiot girl. All right. Hey, Jack. This is more of a comment for that idiot girl, realizing that a guy might enter. It was actually you that said this.

So I don't want to say credit for something that you said and you said that there is no fucking point to hanging out with chicks unless you're trying to sleep with them and that guy's going to hang out with girls literally are just doing it because they want to sleep with them. That's true. If she didn't understand that then, she doesn't understand that now at her 30s, she isn't idiot. The only reason guys want to be friends with girls is

because they want to fuck them. Otherwise, my husband, friends with women that just has unnecessary drama and bullshit into your life. We're doing our friends if they're your friends. Or their friends. But I think she has had enough friends that you wanna fuck, you probably wanna fuck her too. Yeah, I think I said that where like women

are would be shocked about like all their guy friends. It's like if they suggested, hey, let's fucking, let's hook up. They be like, you know, oh my god, like they all want to. Yeah, they would pretend to be shocked, but they all know. I go ahead and ask them, oh, I couldn't do that. That would mess up our friendship. All right, I got a package here. Dear Dickenshawne, thank you for an amazing road rage the previous weekend, assuming this gets to you by the next show. My friends and I are definitely agreed. It was well worth the two-year weight, as well as your constant fuck-ups leading to the celebration of episode

299, along with the funeral of our favorite mentally challenged Armenian author. I've been an avid fan of the show since 2016. Well, I don't think we've ever had an avid fan of the show, right? You know, just shows you how diverse our audience is. I have been in disorder, dis-eater-ordered. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I know, it's dis-eater-ordering. I can't wait to say that in real life. Yeah.

When someone's like, I have an easy disorder. Right. You mean you have a dis-eater-ordering? Right. It's really good. It's really good. But he's an avid, he's an avid fan. He's an avid fan of the show.

It's great. 2016, when walking by the armory, fellow Dickhead managed and happened to hear your rage on the job lynch mob. I stopped dead in my tracks and asked a banana phone. Who is this guy? He's got some great ideas in his history. Yeah, the job lynch mob really took off.

Remember when I came up with that? Sure. I do. Yeah, that's a good job. Lunch mob really took off. Remember when I came up with that? Sure. I do. Yeah, like ruined all of society. Snow fucking, snow fucking joke. I wish the real thing. And that was pro it. Yeah, I mean, history has written that.

Yeah. Despite the eternal search for a co-host, winning a lawsuit of astronomical proportions in ludicrousness, breaking your foot, getting shot in the eye, having a puppet throw glitter all over your studio, crowning mad cucks is the king of uninterrupted podcasting. And some other shit I can't remember right now. I can say it's been a memorable 300 episodes and I look forward to another 300. Before you break your streak again over some ostentatious, excuse nobody believes.

You know all the kinds of like pandemic treaty shit they're trying to push through now? Well, everybody's distracted with Ukraine. The who is like, well, let's all have everybody all get together on what a pandemic is so that the next time this happens, a country doesn't do it. We'll fuck them over with sanctions.

Oh, yeah. I had the pleasure of meeting you, Sean, Rackets, Keon and Tony from HECK the movies before the show, as well as this unpleasantness of meeting VDO. But he is not such a bad guy. No, he's not. After he tells you, he is glad he voted for this. We were the two guys in your iconic, we like joke shirts, fresh off the mill if that jogs your memory. Yeah, it does, it does, totally. And watch with peril as Sean nearly broke your phone when backing up into you.

Yep. You remember that? Yeah, I remember those guys, yeah. I suppose deleting episodes isn't his only strong suit. As a thank you, it a bit of abs and mindedness on my part. I wanted to send you both some congratulatory gifts for a great time at Road Rage, namely a spoon for my personal collection.

This one from Dubai, as well as some morale patches, and I'm sure you'll find more fulfilling than your anime, Teddy mouse pad you seem disappointed with. Well, her fucking tits are peeling off. Look. Yeah. I mean, come on. Yeah. I mean, come on. Yeah. For the Sean Zinking, I included this one for him with a fact to test animal corner. Did you know that a seals blood is 10% carbon monoxide? No.

Cool. It aids them in deep dives for hunting. And is the same concentration as a heavy adult male smoker I think that means this is for you Keep up the fantastic work. Wow go fuck yourself and thanks for 300 episodes eternal patreon speedy shamrock You got the seal patch. Yeah, I had no idea. I would have weapons. I don't even know anything like that Not even close like oh, you know less that is 10%. But yeah. Urban dioxide. I guess I don't know much about animal blood. He's sent a bunch of naked animagroes.

I can't really show them. Yeah, okay. I just have weapons. Do you have any weapons at your house? I don't. Not even a gun. No. What about knives?

Not just a couple of... Yeah, there's knives. I mean, I've got a bat. What kind of bat? Old school. Wood or Eastern. No, it's got a bat. What kind of bat? Old school. Wood or Eastern. No, it's an aluminum bat. Oh, wow. Okay.

And he sent this to my British like, I think it's called an Oshman sporting goods and bill and Ted's. I think this might be the first duplicate I have. Really? No way. I swear to God, I think I have this Dubai spoon.

Wow. Now I got to look. I really got to lay them all out. Yeah, that's the way. All right, thank you, Speedy Shamrock. See you guys next season. Yeah, thanks. See ya.