The Dick Show - Episode 302 - Dick on Defining Women

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

Alex Stein calls in about his town hall appearances, we try to define a woman, Hump Fest, paper calendars, vaccinations and Ukraine, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in about the bonus episode, MAPs IRL, and learning to walk again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I've legit forgotten how to walk. Okay. I'm not, there's not a jet, like I started this, I haven't walked in six weeks, eight weeks or whatever. Properly. At all. I've just been sitting down and then limping everywhere, hunched over like Mr. Burns, right?

Like grabbing things. Yeah. So arms, using my jerk off arm to prop me up as I'm going down the stairs, my wrists are all fucked up. Yeah. And the first like week, two weeks, my back was fucking, like you know,

it feels like you just got a screwdriver and you're like, I can't, I can't today. It's just gonna be a bad day. Put a big H on my forehead for over it today. Now I'm starting to walk again, and I was used to it. So now it's moved back to the other side. Like, oh, god, damn it.

Trying to use the black muscles again to walk. But I've totally forgotten how. Like I'm like walking around like, just putting one foot and then one foot down. I don't remember. Well, I mean, one foot in front of the other, but you think it's that simple. Yeah, I mean, I do.

Putting him in front, putting my arms out. Look at like Frankenstein's monster. Hi, duh. Yeah, lurching around the, do you take the dog for walks? No, never again. Right, right, right. Never again. What is that walks? No, never again. Right, right, right.

Never again. What is it? It shows to that. Needle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy? He'll be a little bit of a slobbery on that one. Oh, yeah. A little bit of a slobbery, uh. A little spitty all over around. It's because of this delicious coffee, I'm, Drake. Yeah? Yeah, um, a little bit of a slippery, a little spitty all over around because it's delicious coffee. I'm driving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um,

it's good stuff. Sean, can you define a woman for me real fast? Well, you, you start with a man and then take away all reason and accountability. People, people who annoy you. That's how I would define. Yeah. Oh, naggers. Oh, man. If I got asked that question on a, on a, on a national stage, that can you define a woman? I would go,

I would still be given the definition. Don't threaten me with a good time. Right. I would say, what was that, Senator? Can I define them? Can I i give you definition for a woman all let me start if you use a paper calendar that's the size of an entire desk that has to always stay out and be on the desk that has like of

these cheap shitty leather clips on the side that peel off immediately that can you know i've seen those instead of using what's on your phone. Yeah. So you always so you don't leave it at work and miss a bunch of fucking appointments. And you can easily share your itinerary and stuff with someone who might need to know what it is later in the month. Right. If you're using the paper one, you might be a woman. Uh huh. Right? Is that using the magic of the electronic scheduling?

It's getting through the technology to share, so to coordinate, and you do it in pencil, so it turns into a fucking mess. You might be a woman. Okay. That's the beginning of my answer. Right. That's just the, yeah, the precipitates your actual answer. Can you believe

that? Shit. The definition for a woman. Yeah. Give me a fucking breath. Yeah. People argue it. I still haven't got one from people. Well, okay. Can you give me one? Well, you know, it's a Chrome. It's a. Okay. Yeah. How do you? Come on. Is there a right answer right now? Yeah, you saw it. That you can't get in trouble. Yeah, is there a right answer? I mean, what? Who annoyed you?

These are all the, I mean, it's very complicated as a biologist. Yeah, I'll tell you, it's very complicated. Many types, different types of women. Right. Some women, they don't eat anything. If you have a big problem with what you eat, if a significant amount of time, every day

goes into figuring out what you can or cannot eat, if you put impediments to what is the most annoying thing in life every day trying to figure out what to eat. If you put impediments and obstacles into that decision-making process, you might be a woman. Instead of just whatever, sandwich, whatever. God.

Can you not put onions to my sandwich? Give me a fucking break. Yeah. What's the onions? What happens when you eat an onion? No, some people don't like onions. Tommy hurts if your stomach hurts Mm-hmm all the time you might be a woman I have known women with the some, definitely some stomach problems. If you consider freezing, 68 degrees. Yeah, well that's, you might be a woman.

And everyone's like, woo! I think, I think all the congressmen are like, yeah! Woo! I think that's like biologically a fact, you know, with it. Oh! Are you a biologist? I've read many, I, no, I think it has to do with, with a, with a, how fat they are.

Well, I think it's the, like the, the mass, really, like the, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, the mass, yeah, the mass of the ass. They do definitely get cold or easier. You might be a woman. Yeah. You know what, speaking of women. My girlfriend and Mint and a next wife were selling doing the merch booths. Yeah. It's a show because

it said, then you could not be asked to get a merch person and told me the day before. Oh, by the way, we couldn't get one after all. So I don't have to. I know. Well, that was done. I was fault. Doing anything. And they apparently they asked everybody who came up, I had mentioned how fat, how much fat or everyone had gotten over pandemic because I didn't sell a single small shirt. And usually I'll sell out of small shirts.

Wow. Yeah. Oh, wow, there's all the small shirts came back. Look at that. Not people didn't even want one as like a joke or for their kid or something. Right. It's like, no.

But we sold out of three excels immediately. So, okay. She said they asked everybody who ordered a three XL. Do you mean three XL shirts? Or do you mean a three XL? Every single fucking guy. That's funny. I'm like, you guys couldn't tell.

Just looking at, do you mean three ex, three ex-self shirts that you're gonna wrap around you? Three ex-self shirts for skinny friends that are not you. Do you have three of them? Or do you mean one big fat size for you? What was that necessary? It's funny. You might be a woman.

Yeah. Randy and I missed our, we were gonna do a sculpy for the LA County Fair. A sculpy. It's like a little sculpture. Okay, it's kind of what I thought. We've been getting ready for it all year, planning out how funny it would be

to compete in a craft fair against a bunch of old ladies. So you have to, you do it at the fair. No, you do it before. Oh, and then go get judged. We were gonna do a Reese and every needle was a COVID death old ladies. So you have to, you do it at the fair. No, you do it before. Oh, and then go get judged. We were gonna do a Reese, and every needle was a COVID death. Yeah. Oh, got it.

Oh, yeah, got it, yeah. And I was gonna write like a big thing, like both of my gay dads died from COVID. Right, let's go. Right, both of my gay dads. Yeah. Good. Maybe one of them was a woman, I don't know.

But not a fucking womanologist over here. Right, well, you know. Cute. Am I the only one that is just horrified by that spectacle of the Supreme Court? It's just people going like, fuck you. And then the Supreme Court now, and he goes, fuck you. Yeah. But in the different words, they should just do that.

Like whatever. No, that's what's been going on for years now. I mean, yeah, whatever the opposite party should go like, Oh, thank you. Um, you are, no, thank you stupid. And a pedophile, right? And you are a shitty mom. And then the Supreme Court, justice gets a chance to respond and goes, well, let me tell you something.

You have a small dick. This is probably what it looks like and just draw it. Like what else is the purpose of those things? Uh, that's, that's about it. It's not, there's no fact finding going on. It's about it. Can you give me the definition of a woman? Can you go fuck yourself?

Right. I can hear your attitude from a town away. Yes. I know this is a, I know this is a set up for morons. Mm-hmm. So we've been gearing up to do this hilarious COVID wreath and win, more importantly win and get a first place award. You're trying to do the lowest griffin.

Nine, eleven. We're going to submit two wreaths. Oh, I guess you don't care about COVID deaths, then. There's going to be a COVID and COVID needle. Don't you ladies have everyone you know, die of COVID? I mean, you're the survivors as two hundred year old women. You get over there and get in the playset and competition. Stay out of the big leagues. And it was going to be Biden, you know, like head on a Godzilla body, fighting COVID, and a vaccine needle flying into the twin towers. It was going to be a real tear jerker, okay? And the judges would come around and go,

oh my god, and their gay dads are dead. Well, maybe women, I don't know. They're in the towers. Yeah. Yeah. So, Randy makes me, I'm driving camping and Randy makes me apply to get in, to enter the contest, right? He's like, hey, the entrance closes today at noon.

Can you enter us? Like I'm driving camping. You want to do it? He was busy, I guess. Like, oh, I'm busy. You're fucking at work. Yeah. I'm driving out to the middle of nowhere.

I have to do it. Okay, let me load up this form from 1992. Oh, God. It's a fucking city phone. On a phone, thanks a lot, pal. Not responsive, responsive? What's that? Mobile?

No. We have a printer only website. Yeah. You can mail a money order for $3 to enter the craft's fair contest. That's the worst trying to do something important on a phone when it comes to forms. Yeah.

And you credit card. Yeah. And shit. So I do it. Yeah, you do. All right. When is it due? And he goes, well, we got to and shit. So I do it. Yeah, you do. All right. When is it due? And he goes, well, we gotta do this in a couple of weeks

because it's due on the 28th. And he said, okay. Randy never messes up. That's like his whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yesterday he goes, okay, let's do it. It's due on the 28th, we gotta drive out to Pomona and hand it in when we have it, right?

So it can get judged. So our COVID-re it can get judged. So our COVID wreath can get judged. Oh, this is the LA County Fair. Yeah. Just back for the first time. What a win that would be. It's so weird that it's in Pomona of all places.

No, you do go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, you don't want those people in LA. I'm going to get them the hell away from. Yeah, I guess that's somewhere they can run free. Go to the, yeah, go to the weirdos. Don't invite them to you. I think you're right. Now that you'd mentioned it, so it's on asphalt. Have I talked about it before? Like the entire thing, they, they, they paid

somebody to make it as hot as fucking possible. They've paid somebody to, to die to that, that ultra black paint. They licensed it for the asphalt at the LA County Fair so that it's five degrees hotter there than in the normal asphalt in the parking lot. Yeah, yeah. As soon as you step out there in the middle of summer, it's an inferno and then you go into hell. Your ice, the ice melts from the bottom of your drink, just sizzles out. Yeah.

Yeah, that's so weird. It really is. The only way, and they have this tram ride that goes across the whole thing. But the tires are melting to the asphalt as it's going, shoes melt. Yeah, you have to put a sheet of wax paper on them. Yeah, when you go in.

So, oh God, it's 12, 20 already? Okay, we've got a bonus episode with Carl on the Patreon. Oh, yeah. Patreon.com, so I said, I'll talk about him Carl gets on. Go there, subscribe, whatever. Do it. I gotta talk about Patreon too. So, Randy comes over yesterday. And we're drinking having a good time. What is the fair? You said the April or something. Oh, okay. Not soon.

Okay. I don't know. But you have to enter. You have to enter like a 20-day answer. Yeah, so they could judge it. Sure. Randy comes over. We're drinking playing video games, whatever.

Talking about video games. Shopping for video games. Not playing any because that's because they ruined playing video games. Okay. Lower loading, we're letting the Xbox update so we can play red dead redemption in three hours while we're shopping for video games on the switch store. Yeah. You know, what a fantastic and fun afternoon of updating of updating and shopping. Okay. Like two, two guys just love sitting around in the living room, drinking, updating software and shopping for video games that are all crappy. So, Ray, I say, well, when do we have to,

when do we have to get this in on Monday? Because I don't know, let me look at my phone. Like, do I have to drive there during work? Or what? Fires up as fun. We're just gearing up to do all the wreath stuff and excopies. Sure.

He looks as fun, he goes, oh, it's due in two hours from right now. Oh, great. So not the 28. So ruined. No, not the 28, the 26th. Oh, a whole, like two years we've been planning. Yeah, planning and planning. And blown at the 99.

Yeah, of lies, ruined. Anyway. I went to a amateur porn film festival. Really? Called a hump fest. Where's that take place at? I think kind of tour around the country. Yeah.

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Sure, like real porn. Yeah, pornography. You see it, people are shocked, usually. Yeah, you're right. Supreme Court says, why? I know what it is. Right. A woman wouldn't know it.

Monography, I know when I see it. Right. Woman, no idea. Mm-hmm. So I said, um, they show full penetrations. I don't know. They fired up the festival and this guy, the guy, Dan Savage or whatever,

whose festival it is, says, okay, no making fun of their bodies and stuff. Okay, that's a good sign, right? Yeah, got a guy. The first warning is no making fun of the bodies. Yeah, all right. Wonder what is gonna be this kind of pornography.

I don't think you have to wonder. Yeah, number two, no masturbating or something like that. I said, well, that's kind of, that's bullshit. Yeah, what? There's no kids in here. Wait a minute, my freedom of expression. I know. I can't even move in my seat,

like, and rub my wiener around in my pants. Right, because I was doing, can I rest the popcorn and then I'll sweat pants. Yeah, unless you're white. Right, that's was doing, can I rest the popcorn and those sweatpants? Yeah, unless you're white. Right. That's the, that's the strip club rule. Got it. Unless the manager approves it. He comes down. Oh, yeah, you're fine. Oh, yeah, you're okay. So the first scene pops up.

It's two gay guys with cock rings pounding each other, blowing each other stuff. Great. And then it gets more graphic from there. Every new film, five minute film. Lights come on after about two hours of that. There was a trans man. Was it all gay or trans? No.

No, okay. No, there was some straight stuff. Okay. Is this data clouded with the writer? I don't know, podcaster. Okay. There was a clown with huge tits, that was hot. A clown with huge tits, that was hot. A clown with huge tits.

Yeah, the guy sprayed confetti or something glitter all over, he can't clown came on our tits. Oh, that was hot. Clown came. So then after two hours, oh yeah, I said, trans man, the, the, the, glitterist turned into a penis. Yeah.

Oh. Takes, I'm saying it takes a lot to shock me at this point. Yeah. I found that to be mildly disturbing. Really? Yeah, I guess that was my limit. I'm like, all right. Oh.

Cause it looked like a penis. Yeah. I didn't know that they would do that. Interesting. That was just enlarged, but she was pounding this like, one of those Japanese owner-whole things, like a fake pocket pussy. I don't know if it's called, I don't know.

With this monstrous clit, but it looked exactly like a penis. And she had tits and a beard. I was like, all right. There's too much to take in. I think there's too much to take in. Yeah, there's just too much to take in. I might need to go to the bathroom right now,

and I'm not announced at the theater. I'm not going to the bathroom to beat off. Right, just in case. Right. I'm not sure what's coming out, but it's not what you are guessing. It was a weird feeling. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

I'm Chase Bobick or something. I don't know, I gotta get it. That would be very strange. So then the lights kick back on, and I said, you didn't, you didn't remember? Yeah. That there was... Right. This? You might be a woman. Okay. Oh, penetration. Oh, that's yeah. Oh, yeah, the whole time. Right. Yeah. I got okay. I thought it was called something else. Thanks for the heads up.

I got it. I thought it was called something else. Thanks for the heads up. Let's see here. Nope, not for time for Carl yet. The trans woman posted about her menstrual cramps. Oh, huh. Okay. And all these women are flipping,

all these cis women are flipping out about it, right? Yeah, so like, what are you talking about? Well, what are you talking about? So you got, oh, what? It's annoying for you to hear about someone's period. Oh, that's too fucking bad. Because we've been dealing with it for 10,000 fucking years. So now it's your turn.

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So when the food runs out, you can plug your food in and charge it. Right. Right? Yeah. I don't know. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm pretty sure that's screener, screener, sustainable food, electric, not gas or wheat, Romania, fertilizer base, electric beefsteer. Yeah. Maybe that's the angler I need. I need to be going. Yeah, are you excited to, I'm thrilled.

Watch the food shortage. Wipe over the country. Do you think that's real? That there's really gonna be, that there will be a food shortage? Cause there, there has been recently, the last two recessions were timed with two big old food shortages. Food shortages, I mean,

there's already people who don't, you know, like don't eat, don't eat, right? Don't get enough to eat. And there's already kids who don't get enough to eat. So now we're just gonna have more of that. I mean, a big deal, right? I guess, yeah. What a fucking joke.

See, alcohol killed more people than COVID Find this stat I got another stat for you to Alcohol killed more people than COVID That is Ah, I got blocked you did Shit, I guess so. I only searched for it. Alcohol killed more people than COVID.

I wanna know exactly how many. Do do. Yeah, alcohol killed more under 65 Americans than COVID did in 2020. In 2020. Did this come out? Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Sifted to the intelligence or research,

the intelligence or, no, no, this is New York magazine. Oh, this is there. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. New York magazine, the, the, the research and stats part of their magazine is called the Intelligencer. So you could be intelligent, if you want to be smarter, you're more like Intelligencer. Research is sifted through death certificates to tally deaths in which alcohol was found to be a contributing cause. They determined that more than 100,000 people, wow, suffer alcohol deaths.

In 2020, a 25% spike. I believe it over, damn. Over the previous year. So 25,000 more people under 65. So 25,000 people died because of COVID lockdowns. Basically, I mean, 5,000 more people than normal died from alcohol. That's what's, it makes sense.

Yeah. I mean, it makes sense because he's drinking, what's, what's, what's the change? Like what's the change? Wow. Right. So that's more than COVID. That's more than, that's more than, we're just like COVID. 70, like 100,000 versus 75,000 in 2020.

Yeah. I mean, it's, uh, is's under 65, is that what you said? Yeah, yeah. More adults under 65 died from alcohol-related factors. Oh, okay. In the United States. Alcohol-related factors than from COVID. COVID was 74,000.

Right. And is that COVID? Yeah. And alcohol was 74,400. Alcohol poisoning and liver disease and accidents. So, and we're just getting started, right? Alcohol's not really the kind of thing you unwind. When bars are opening back up and you have to go back to work

and gas costs $10 a gallon, right? Well, I mean, you know, I'm just, oh, okay. Oh, we're open again. I'll stop drinking. Just picked it up, because I had nothing to do. Now go back. Amazing. Numbers are consistent with,

blobbity, blobbity, blobbity, boss. 70, 79,000 a year before. Yeah, they're really incredible what they did. There's no doubt everybody's mental state. I mean, we know it was pretty easily predictable from the very beginning that it's going to the effect of alcohol on the mind. Just that, you know, again, in hard times, alcohol still stays, you know, consistent. People need a scape as a minute.

Yeah, it's rough. It's there's no doubt. It's been bad for everybody's mental state. Here, well, now it's much worse. Here is an interesting study I found. How should Canada respond to the Ukraine invasion? Vaccinated answers versus unvaccinated. I am shocked that these are so correlated.

So this is people who've had three or more shots versus people who said they're not vaccinated. You think it's mind control? I mean, what is the most and least generous way to interpret this data? Imposing tougher sanctions on Russia, 86% of vaccinated people agreed with, 13% of unvaccinated people agreed with. That is huge. Seizing the assets of Russian oligarchs, wherever the fuck that means, associated with Putin, 85% said, a vaccinated people said, yeah, take this shit, 13% of unvaccinated people said, yeah, take this shit.

I think the same people who are terrified over bogus vaccine issues are susceptible to bad information on Russia and like what what he's did not to find he's de not to find them that it's like no why should we do that wait a minute so you think the unvaccinated people are retarded and that's why they don't want to sanction Russia because they believe that shouldn't propaganda. Yes. Are you serious? Yeah, why not? There are not sees there, though.

There's, we've, we've explained this. Yeah. Yeah. You don't think it's the other way that these, that the, that there's vaccinated are just mind control and the, well, that they're easily influenced by propaganda. Because I can't think of any reason to do any of these. Like, no, don't do easily influenced by propaganda, because I can't think of any reason to do any of these, like, no, don't do anything. Don't be involved at all.

Don't be involved at all. Well, yeah, but one mistake, one does have like, world's data on its side. What do you mean? Don't get involved? I got a lot of data on that. No, what, no, what do you, whether it's how the vaccines work or whether it's, you know, what actually happens? I mean, volumes have been written on Putin's Russia. I mean, yeah, it's not a secret. I've been written on what is a woman though, and that seems to trip a lot of these people up.

This is a fair point. So what's the, what's the propaganda on arm on that one, providing Ukraine with fighter jets, dispatching military police forces, 30% of vaccinated people say, yeah, get the military in there, 10% of unvaccinated people say, yeah, get the military in there. I'm actually three times. But that's also one of the closest ones. Yeah. And that way, yeah.

That is weird. No, I would be on the more direct. No, I would be on the unvaccinated side on that one. I don't want to send in fucking people over there. Yeah, okay. I don't know. I mean, every time we get involved, it's fucking bad. It goes and goes forever.

And costs all kinds of money and yeah. Okay, so you think the brainwashing is on this side? I think it's not. I think there's brainwashing everywhere, but I think yeah, I think the, oops. I think some of this ridiculousness about, you know, Putin somehow a good guy. Well, he's effective.

He's getting those territories. I don't know about that. I mean, yes, let's get out. He said, all right, can we have peace? We're tired of getting our stuff messed up. Yeah, well, we're not doing NATO anymore. The Russian soldiers aren't real thrilled with being over there either.

Fuck, I mean, hasn't, yeah. I'm not, what did they get you? It's not, it's not, I don't know if they're getting paid. What? I don't think, I don't think Putin pays people. I think it's like, do this or what's gonna, what's gonna happen to you? It's gonna be worse than if you go over there and do what I want. What about you, Ukraine? They're doing that too.

I think Ukraine's got a lot of people who want to be doing what they're doing. Yeah, redditors. Sure seems like it. What about the guys who don't want to be doing it? Well, they can get out of here and they're like, no. Yeah, yeah. Like, ah. Did you see the Russian or the Ukraine soldiers are shooting Russian soldiers in the kneecaps and posting videos on? No, no, I haven't seen it. Oh, man, oh, man. Yeah. I mean, it's funny, but I don't know, funny. If you want to piss soldiers off, go ahead and post pictures of you torturing their guys.

Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, yeah, I'm not surrendering them. I don't want to get my kneecaps shot in by these giggling assholes, posting it to the fucking internet. Fuck you. Shoot me. All right.

Where's Carl? where's Carl? Where's Carl? Carlito, I sent him the... Yeah, what if his whole plan was just to get those territories freed? Putin's. That's his narrative. But I mean, what if it was his plan? Like, what if he's like, I don't want NATO and I want those as a buffer zone and I want

them to be free of Ukraine? Is it gonna get that? I mean, I don't know. Oh, it seems like he's gonna get it. Is there a second getting the shit blown up? I don't know. I don't know if he's gonna get that. I bet he will.

It seems like he's missing real. I bet he will. No, I bet that's what he, this is where I think. I think that's what he's gonna get. But then all of the West and the media is gonna celebrate Zelinsky like he's this great protector. Yeah, because Russia didn't take over Ukraine and I don't think they ever wanted to.

I think they just wanted to get those two territories free and to stop getting fucked with and sheld by Ukraine. And so they had to go in, get the military away, let them set up shop and then get out. I guess we'll see. I guess we'll, I think that's, I guess we'll see. I'll bet on that. Oh, what's up, man? What is happening, fellas? How you doing? You like our political commentary and guessing that we're doing? Man, there's people turning on shot of the discord. You might want to. Oh, that's a, this is a record. Discords full of pedophiles anyway. Fuck them. Do a little research on what the vaccine. I'm still recovering from our bonus show covering map. IRL.

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I love doing them. Me too. I think that's my favorite thing that's like come out of the show. Just doing those. So just to tell you what you're missing out on, if you're not on our Patreon, or these podcasts, or on Dix Patreon, the Maps IRL are minor attracted persons. So they're pedophiles.

They do a show. They're proud of it. They talk about it. They bring on this guest who is both a zoo file and it's fascinating. They're trying to figure out like, so what, you're into animals and children? Like, would you like better? It's ridiculous. A lot of crossover in the communities, they, uh, yeah, I guess even though they're, they

keep saying that the communities are so different because the Zoolfile wants to actually fuck animals but the map community would never do such a thing. Yeah, it's weird. I mean it's weird how the lines they draw. Yeah, very strange. The biggest difference between the two communities we found out is that porn when it comes to B.C.L.O.D. is legal in a lot of places. It's even legal to produce in a lot of places, which is crazy. Yeah.

So, that community's all around the porn. Like, every area on the internet where they're getting together, they're watching videos together. They can't wait to watch it. Oh my gosh, you got to see this horseback. And you know, I'm kind of thinking, it's so impressive. They're really into it. But then when you're in the CB community. That's frowned upon.

There's an age. Yeah. And it's really frowned upon. They weren't too upset by getting close to the line. They did let it slip a couple times that it don't worry. It's all gonna be legal anyway. Oh, yeah.

So good. Yeah. Hi. Oh my God. I've got a lot of than mushrooms, then child porn. That's a good one. I was like, yeah. Hi. Oh my God. A lot of them mushrooms, then child porn. That's the next one of the line. What were five? I'm sad that they got cut at 12 episodes.

The Patreon deleted them after 12 episodes. YouTube deleted them. Twitter deleted them. Everybody ganged up on them, you know. I think that for once, it it deserves to be banned by Patreon. It was banned by Patreon. I think, like, one time, they got the right person, not the Taliban, not the people.

Finally, they got some. Yeah. Patreon called me, did we talk about this on the bonus episode? Oh, that Patreon called me up and said, well, what can we do to help you make more money? Yes, really? Yeah, you mentioned that.

You guys? Off the air. Yeah, you can stop banning people, introduce, yeah, like introduce me to other creators. And then the next day, they banned like five people. Really? Yeah. Like, people you know, yeah.

Yeah. People still want. The one chick they banned, she didn't even do anything on Patreon. They banned it for stuff that she was doing somewhere else. Oh, yeah. They're done with that on Patreon, shit. Yeah. They don't even try anymore. Yeah. There's right. She's always ripping on trans women though. Yeah. Like she's, she's the girl that posts selfies. and with every selfie, she mentions that she says, well, she asserts that she's more attractive than trans women, apropos of nothing. Like she just kind of throws it out there. As though it's a valid attention-seeking behavior that she's doing because she's slamming,

she's reminding, she's doing a service like she's reminding men of this concept. I find it very disturbing. Yeah. Is it's like, she's like comparing herself to something that does not exist so that guys will, so that guys will ignore, so that guys will so that guys will ignore So that guys will ignore that she can't compete with other women in the sexy selfie game So she's entering the sexy selfie game against trans women and competing In that contest, right you understand how yes ironic that is yeah, yeah conservative right?

I can't compete in the lake. They'd be like if there was an online dating app just for handicapped people. And I was like, oh, let me get hit on this. All right, yeah, all right. Now I could actually be the hot guy. I mean, yeah, I'm here constantly telling him that it's like part of your identity.

It's like, you crippled Jesus, see me? See, crippled Jesus, see me, huh? Yeah. Uh, like I actually pose a lot of tail. He does surprisingly. Yeah. Who cripple Jesus? Yeah, he's always talking about what girls he's talking to.

Yeah. Um, he's not. I want to get more information from him on that. Anyway, funny guy. Carl, what are you up to recently? What are you going to be up to? So one of the, well, the reason why I wanted to come on here, and I appreciate you giving me some time,

is we're doing a live show in Nashville on May 14th. Who are these podcasts? You were at our first live show, we did in Chicago last year, there was a lot of fun. We run it, it's a regular episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Yeah. And then we also hang out, and there's a meet and greet, and we'll be going out and hanging out in Nashville,

which is a pretty cool place to be. So May 14th at the city winery, atplive.com is where you can get tickets that are available to the general public on Tuesday afternoon, right now, it's for Patreon subscribers, there's a pre-sale. I can't believe you can do a normal episode like that. That would make our lives so much easier for you.

Right, tell me, can I tell you the reason why we're able to pull it off? Yeah, headphone. Oh, headphones. That's the thing you're missing on your live shows is headphones. Be able to hear each other and whatever you're talking about. Maybe that would work, but then, I don't know.

Usually we have no problem hearing each other though. Really? Live shows? Yeah, I can't hear shit. Oh really? I can't hear the people on the panel. It's difficult for them I've never had a problem with it. Are there some more like audience interactive? Yeah, yeah, it is

Yeah, for sure. We don't we I actually try to ignore the audience when we do live shows when we did this show down in Tampa Last minute you had a scrambled to find a sound system and a sound guy So you did a job pulling that up. We had no monitors. There was nothing coming back at us a sound guy. So you had a good job pulling that up, but we had no monitors. There was nothing coming back at us. Oh, my God. Anything that was going on across the stage. I didn't know I'd be out. What it is that you have somebody helping you set your thing up to. Don't you? Like a company? Yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah, that's that would be way easier. Yeah, sure. What are you in Vinny doing? I give you a contact on that. All right. So thank you for bringing that up. Obviously, the creep off is a show that I do

with mini Paulino. And this, the show that we do the creep off is a true crime show, but for men. You know, true crime shows are for chicks. Yeah. This is the version for men where we compete in categories every week and we bring in the creepiest, what's the German person?

Or the creepiest person from Idaho was a recent one. And then we try, we explain our stories, we make our cases and then people go online and they vote and we have an ongoing contest to see you brought the creepiest, whatever. So we decided we wanted to get to 500 people on our Patreon and we said back in January, if we can get to 500 by the end of February,

we're gonna do the roast of Carl and Vinnie alive with them. And we can't use our Patreon supporters. We got to 500. So September 17th in our hometown of Rochester, New York at the comedy club. That, that, you want to see. Yeah, well, that's what you guys going to go. You usually go pretty hard at each other. We go pretty hard. Yeah. No, there's nothing off guys gonna go. You usually go pretty hard at each other. We go pretty hard, yeah. No, there's nothing off limits for that. And we will definitely record it and we'll put it out there.

And take us to be available if you wanna come live and watch it, it should be a lot of fun. Are you having other guys make fun of you? Like audience people or comedians or anything like that? We're gonna have the guys from the show. So the people who regularly co-host with me are Kroge and Andy and producer Chris. But then we're also going to have, so Vinny is a stand-up and he knows all of the other

stand-ups in our area. So his buddy's out in there too. So we'll have a bunch of comedians and people from the podcast should be fun. I was shocked at the difference between uh, entourage's with Carl's show. Mm-hmm. The guys coming in to help them are all very like professional and soft spoken. Yeah.

And the guys coming in to help us are all like insane people that are screaming about drugs. Makes sense. And carrying bodies and caskets around. We're dick met up with us at the restaurant we were at in Chicago. There were people fighting over paying the bill. I was like, yeah, everything. And I'm like, oh my God, this is not me. It's not so, you know, it's fine.

No, no, no, Carl, I got the, no, I got this. All right. I'm clearly respectable, you know. I really is. He associates with a higher class. Um, let me see if I got to be. I always thought it was always fun. And you guys are obviously more than welcome to come down.

We're going to have a shoolly Egar form. We have the Howard Stern show's going to be there. Dr. Steve's going to be there. Our review girls, Bick and Casey, uh, Kroge, Andy, Vinny, producer Chris. So what have the whole crew down in Nashville coming out should be a lot of fun I can't believe you've managed to bring back 90s radio like it's like a time All these personalities new again. Yeah, I really like a new whole generation right? Oh shit Wait, there reminds me. How's your fight with uh stuttering John going

Oh, thank you for asking that so oh dude. dude, he's the, he's the fucking word. You think that guy would be like normal, but he's like a mutant. Yeah, yeah. I do my two words for Suddory John. Fuck you! And now I did that when you talked about 93, so I had to have my soundboard.

So Suddory John, I keep on your show a couple of years ago, Vito was on here, I talked about how there was, another little suit coming down the lake. And I don't want to like beat a dead drum, but he's threatening to sue me again. I'm walking, you know what I want. And this time it's because he has this show behind the pay wall

called Beer on the Belk Me. Okay. And I pull clips from that and I go find it. And you go to our YouTube channel, who are these podcasts YouTube channel? You'll see these videos and you'll see a couple of recent videos I just put out talking about this recent lawsuit that he's threatening against me. He thinks that air use isn't in play because the show is behind a paywall. And therefore I can't play it. Which is really wrong. Is he actually going to sue you? Well, it's funny because his

former attorney, this guy Vince, okay, I'm not on my show. And he's also, Shuleys had him on his show too. Yeah. He started texting Vince, telling Vince that he was going to sue us, I suppose he had Shuleys. Yeah. That's how lawsuit starts. Oh, I see. I'm not going to want for that big lawsuit to some third parties that are associated. So I just did a show with Vince and Shuley. It's up on YouTube where we're talking about this text thread and these legal threats. And by the way, I want to say, I just put out a brand new word this podcast available now where I did probably 50 minutes on the latest beer on the balcony. So I am not afraid of stuttering John or this lawsuit.

I don't think it's perfect. He's like the not afraid of Stuttering John or this law, dude. I don't forget that. He's like the perfect amount of crazy for you. Yeah. Like he's not thin skinned. Yeah, it's great. Alcoholic. Yeah, alcoholic. And his rest is huge.

It's funny because Opie's a guy that we made fun of, even more so than Stuttering John early on. And he never responded, never reacting to ever acknowledged us. Yeah. And it And the way to play it. Yeah. Yeah. I guess unless you want to be on the radio, I mean, I think he's, you know, in his mind, he's probably doing the don't punch down thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause he hates it. I guess I'm sorry sorry John must love it.

People hating him, talking shit, making fun of him. I don't think he can, I don't think he can control his like reactions, you know. He does not make it up for effect. Yeah, some people just like it. No, I'm sure he doesn't. Uh, where does he live? He's out in, uh, Kanoga Park. California?

Really? Oh, shit. Oh, no, I wonder if you would come in and I do on you do try it if we get a gun to come in this shit on Carl like we say we hate Carl We tried we offered him money to go on the idea me on there just a shit I'd be Yeah, I'm sorry job that was a trap It wasn't. So, not wrong, right? Okay, Carl, do you know, can you define what a woman is?

I should ask everybody. I'm gonna call you for your Twitter. Oh, did you? What was your definition? It's very easy. It's an adult with female reproductive organs and long hair. What? What? What? What? Very good. an adult with female reproductive organs and long hair. That's a great definition. I'm listening to you animal crossly real quick.

I sent you all. Yes, I do. Animal crossing or animal what animal crossly. Patty C Cubs has a. You think I'm going to come here, like Tony from Heck, the movies and just plug shit, and that brings some content. Oh, I'm with Moomba.

Can you, what a, that's very decent of you. Can you paste it somewhere? I'm gonna, I can't get it off my phone. No worries, I will shoot it to you in this DM that we have going on. All right, so I think, so Animal Crosley is Petty's, Epiops Petty Broken Skulls, Patrick Michaels, rap persona.

And he's got this soundcloud account. Enjoy your way, Katty. Keeps taking stuff down when we talk about it. He's stand up that we talked about on the bonus episode was, I can't get the music out of my head. It's so bizarre. It's so bizarre. This bad atmosphere we finished his stand-up performance.

I didn't even pay about that. He did it from his house. Yeah, pretty amazing. Yeah, it's like everything was, you have to watch it because the stand-up is shot in front of this fake graffiti wall. Yeah, like he's in some street art in Los Angeles. But it's shot at Nippel Heights.

So he's constantly chopping the top of his head off, which you need, like you need to see your face if you're doing stand up. Yeah. And then he also does this track. It's edited and he puts a music track under it that's like, do do do do do do.

Like I don't even know how to describe it. It's from like an 80s cartoon when they're like walking from one place to the other. Like the smurfs are walking to Gargamel's house. Yeah. It sounds like March of the Baby Elephant. Kind of. Yeah. The version of that.

Mm-hmm. It's so dopey and stupid. It doesn't, you know, it's not like Yacke de Sax. You know, you want to play something like Foddy, like, oh, get in. It's a comedy. I mean, but you don't You know, you want to play something like, fuck, and faulty, like, oh, get in. It's a comedy. I mean, but you don't. You do not want to play. You know, you can.

You can imagine that on a loop over and over again. Like Jeff Fox, where are these news stand up? Does he have like any music playing under that? Does he have a new stand up? It's so fucking funny. He must. Netflix posts. Netflix, Netflix posts have a new stand up. It's so fucking funny. He must, right? Netflix posts. Netflix posts a clip of it and four pictures where Jeff Foxy Foxy says, you know, back

in my day, if you wanted a trophy, you had to come in first place. Right. That's the joke. Okay. And people are just like, I'm sure Jeff Foxy there does not have Twitter or anything. And people fucking melting down about how lame it is like no That's that's awesome Classic Jeff Fox where they yeah

Okay, which one do you want to listen to what started with this song comfort food come to No, I just want to set the table over people aren't familiar because we do goof on this guy pretty right early on the bonus shows But Patrick Michael is the most prolific podcaster in the history of podcaster. He's had over a hundred different podcas that he has hosted. And every time one gets a little bit popular, he abandons it and moves on to something else because he's afraid. And he's so talented that he's not only a podcaster and a comedian, he's also a singer and a musician and a rapper.

And he's one of my favorite mediums for him. Because he takes a beat and he doesn't even purchase it. So it still has the remarkable. Yeah, it's successful. It's on comfort food. About, play it, about 45 seconds is when the chorus kicks in. It gets really good. Okay, here we go. I keep on guessing I say whatever now Now that I'm been doing this forever

And now they know I was 17 years old And I found a mic And I still ripping it apart And making it tight I'm still trying to get a little bit better Trying to leave the slug ladder It's not as it was I'd know

I don't really care if it needed Yes, I'm a, I can speed it harder Oh, no, cower But I'm from Indiana And you know what I'm saying, you know I'll be banned Oh, it's true Oh, it's true Oh, it's true Oh, it's true

Oh, it's true Oh, it's true Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Every time I lay me down, but I'm gonna Sean. Yeah, how uncomfortable is this for you? Because you look so uncomfortable. Well, I know I'm just I'm just blown away. It's like every time there's there's always another layer to the onion with this guy. Because like, no, no, no bounds. It's just incredible what he branches out to.

I mean, it's No, no bounds. It's just incredible what he branches out to I mean it's Look at all these tracks Look at all of these fucking rap tracks that he's got there's there's one called days months years parentheses time Second grade learning the calendar Okay, you want to hear more comfort food? Do you say I got a mic when I was 17? Was that a lyric? Something like that.

It's not mixed, you know. No. Yeah, okay. Let's hear a little more. I'll get you right to the floor. Okay. Okay. Great future.

Great future. Mine's. Okay. You go to the 140 mark. That's what you get. Okay. Yo, this car was pre mark. That's okay. Okay. Go this way. Carl's prepped always.

Always. You get in school, welcome to the tension. You know the rules, I'll take my heart. I got a question every day. It's on chamber night. Ah. I got a question every day. Everything is on chamber night I gotta guess just everything So change my name

I'm giving you the chance Chasing my mind Making a chance It's all we got to look Even till our last breath It's just we got to look even till all that's bad YouTube or something is that why he's saying change my mind. Oh, is that it mind? He watching a lot of YouTube. Is he pretending to be black? Yeah, or Jamaican or something. I don't know what he yeah, he's got a weird effect But it's gonna change my mind like he

Going out there for sure. Yeah, wait, let me hear a little more Like a nigga flying in this guy. I don't know why I'm not gonna go flying in this guy. I don't know why. I don't care, oh, they kill. I might watch it all. Watch it all. Dude, I gotta cover these. Oh, I gotta find the lyrics.

I was telling me, so they don't need me. What I'm saying, why am I here? I'm sure that's a question. You ask yourself every day, my love, look, you can't even help yourself. All right, part of it. Okay. Wow. He's from Indiana.

That might just be his normal accent. That could be legit. One more thing you have to play because it's this big hit song. It snakes me. Grass. His big hit song. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. All right. Snakes in the grass. He's not this that we've played out who are these podcasts. There's been somebody parries in this one. So if you want to skip to the core, it's all good, but the course is around a minute five in.

Well, let's just start from the beginning. All right. If it's his head, here we go. Yeah. What the fuck? Does that mean? Well, real quick, I want to remind everyone, this is a guy in his 30s.

Yeah, because you hear that rap because I've really like, well well it's a teenager what are you gonna do? No, no, no, it's not. It is. Oh, are these people who have wronged him? Snakes in the grass? Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Yeah

He's a killer Why you still around you? I'm doing this shit. Why you still everywhere? Yeah, see any move baby, and I do it to real Being in this shit, trying to make you fuck me, yeah, yeah, I'm down a steady coming in. I need a mistake I've been doing this shit. Well, watch my back because I know I'm snakes Okay Okay. Yeah. Why? Okay. Okay. You have every day.

Just great. Just great. He's a killer. Is that what he said? He's a killer. He's a hard killer. Oh, he's a ghost. I really challenged him to a rap duel.

Oh, god, I hope they do it. Of course you won't. Well, no people won't. He was a ghost. He was a ghost. He was a ghost. He was a ghost. He was a ghost.

He was a ghost. He was a ghost. He was a ghost. He was a ghost. He was a, I hope they do it. Well, no, he wasn't there. He sent him in a song where he was, it was pretty funny. And then Patrick might go acknowledged it, but never played out of his show. Oh, yeah. He's a bad sport. That's for sure. Okay, Carl, page on.com slash with these podcasts. Thank you for calling in with this, this mess. I'm Slash with these podcasts. Thank you for calling in with this, this mess. You're welcome. ATPlive.com, get tickets for May 14th.

In Nashville. Thanks guys. Good to talk to you. Yeah. Have a good one. Uh, now we've got, is there, is Alex in the, uh, chat here? I don't know if he, Alex Stein is calling in. Uh, let me see if he, I'll just know if he, Alex Stein is calling in. Uh-huh. Uh, let me see if he, I'll just send him a, I'll just send him a link,

a meet link. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- Here it is. I thought he would join Discord, but I don't think he's in Discord. Yeah, he hasn't accepted the invite. I don't think he's in discord. Yeah, he hasn't accepted the invite. Okay. Well, let's see if he jumps in here. Do you know who this guy is? No. Oh, dude, he's been going around to town council meetings

and acting like a total asshole, and rapping about screaming about vaccines, and rapping about screaming about vaccines, and rapping about, rapping about vaccines. He went to one in military fatigues to try to convince the town council to send troops to Ukraine. Great. Yeah, let me try to find his greatest hits.

Begging the mayor of Dallas for vaccine mandates. begging the mayor of Dallas for vaccine mandates. Buh. Is that him? That sounded like him. Oh yeah, conspiracy castle, that's right. Oh great. Hello, Alex, you there. It's very fun.

Simon here, can you guys hear me and see me? Yes, dick. Let's see. Yeah, what? Oh my god. Oh, there he is. All right, let me see how if I can blow you up. I love the background.

Isn't it wonderful? Yeah, there we go. There we go. There we go. Let's go. Let's do it. Okay, I was just telling Ty, he's ready to go. Look at this.

Yeah, this is a casual Sunday. You know, I'm just kind of casual. casual for you guys. Yeah, right. Right. Well, I'm in I'm just gonna casual for you guys. Yeah, right? Uh-huh, right. Well, I'm in Texas. You guys in California, right? Yeah. Wow, that sucks. Yeah, it's really big. My dad's really big on Bolo ties. Yeah, you see these days. Awesome. Yeah. Bolo ties are sweet. Is your dad from California? No, he's from Mexico. Um, actually, I don't know. I think it's from Arizona too. Yeah.

I don't know what the story is. I mean, Jonah, dude, you have to have a bow tie at a wedding. You like have to wear a bow tie in Arizona to even get legally married, I believe. What does this jacket? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, what are you talking about? Have you never seen dumb and dumb or what are you talking about? This is called an urban cowboy look. You guys were trying to hate on this. No, I like it. I like it. I love it. Right.

You were. Okay. Dementana, I love that movie. Dude, the ladies, this leads them soaking wet. You walk into a room with a bullow tie on. They have to get a tamp on it. They're not even on their period. This is how they did some sick stuff.

This is, this is no joke. That's potent. How did you, was this some of the truth you were dropping on Tucker Carlson last week? No, they wouldn't like that. I come on trying to talk about the female lactation of the vaginal area. And they were so, I wasn't seeing Fox News didn't like that.

I saw your Tucker thing. Called into Tucker Carlson, I don't know a couple of days ago. You said, I don't like being tinkled on. I said, what the fuck, did I just hear a comedian say tinkled on until we're part? Yeah. Dude, this is mainstream TV.

I might say, oh, I love when the government takes your shit and piss on me and tells me it's raining. Well, that shit's not part of it, they're saying anyway. I know, but I'm trying to pump it up. Like, that's the joke of the tinkled. I want to be extra politically correct. Yeah. So, dude, if you can do that, something, dude, what I have planned for tomorrow, what I'm

doing at this Plano City Council meeting tomorrow, I mean, I'm probably going to get arrested for. I honestly believe in what I'm going to do. I'm going, I'll just tell the bit because there's not, I mean, there's not going to start me from doing it. So, I'm going to go on a robe and I'm going to be wearing a women's bathing suit and I'm going to be playing that I'm not allowed to compete against the local women swimming league,

and I'm gonna go insane. But the swimsuit, dude, this is my problem. It's like, when I put it, it's a one piece women's. I look like a King Kong Bundy, like the Professor Ruffer here. But what I'm saying is I'm worried about my pubes. I hope I don't get, like, I don't know, is that hope that's not sexual Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it I don't want to go to jail though, you know what I mean? I want to stay on the line. If there's kids at the town hall meeting,

you're going on a registry and you're going to jail. Just definitely saying. He's not going to be hydro dynamic enough to win in the swimming. He needs to shave that off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have all this chest hair? Should I shave my chest hair?

Or do I keep the chest hair? That's like the best thing on the baby thing. If you're serious about winning, you'll shave. You're serious about this joke. You got to shave everything. Okay, well, Dick, okay, when you see, I really enjoyed your work with Dr. Phil. You're kind of like one of the original internet trolls,

honestly, but I'm saying, for that, you played the part. I believe you had a shaved head, didn't you? I mean, David, did you have to change your looks at all for that? It all happened to, well, I liked looking like an asshole at the time. So I just happened to have that mustache and shaved head and gave you a. Yeah. You guys are saying because you're looking, look like a moccopper. So you know what I mean, he looks very, you know, that was hilarious.

But, you know, and I've been on reality shows. So like, I kind of know the process of, and I worked for the TV show Cheaters for a long time. So like, I understand the cast. It was a great show. Yeah, yes, yes. I was one of the producers on the show, but I signed an NDA. Second only say so much, but if you guys have a half a brain, you guys probably know how the show works.

But what I'm saying is a reality TV, the casting director of my only thing is, Dick, were they in on it at all? They had to know that you were a jack. To show them some of them had to. Of course. Well, the thing is, so you'd have the ones, like there was nobody who just bought it, but the difference was the guy, some of the guys and girls knew what I was doing and liked it.

And some of the producers knew what I was doing and hated it. Because they knew, just like you, they're the same way, right? Like there's people who know what you're doing and they're like, no, but I know what you're doing. It's more effective than like conservatives melting down online and being like literal and honest so they hate it even more, because it makes them

look and feel stupid. Well, I hate it because they need you too for the content. As the producer, oh man, it'd be great, but the people that don't agree with you, they're like, oh, it goes against all my viewpoints, but I have to use them. You know, I put you in this, I could have no integrity. So that's why they hate it because all these people, whether you're on the left or right, like I consider myself in the middle, but when you're a TV producer,

you care about making the TV first and foremost. They don't care about their personal beliefs, but at the same time, that doesn't mean they're not pitched off inside and she's like, I hate this guy, he's such an idiot. And you could tell, I could tell which ones hated me, and they would hand me off back and forth, and they would be like a good cop bad cop

where my guys would come in and they'd be laughing because of the other and they'd be like, they asked me to like elaborate like real softball going like so what did you mean? Like what do you think about we're using you to you're weaponizing you to exactly exactly what do you think about women getting equal pay and soccer or whatever softball question that you just got. But tell me what was Dr. Phil like I know I'm on your show interviewing you, because he's like, he's a douche, right? Isn't he the worst guy in the world?

Yeah, he's a fucking asshole. Like he's, I mean, he's taking advantage of like mentally ill people, which is funny, right? But he knows when he's doing the people, the producers watching the show were watching me argue with him on the last day, like it was a football game, like because they wanted to him, they wanted him to get embarrassed. Yeah, sure. They knew what was going on and they wanted him to fuck up, but he's like in his earpiece the whole time.

He's, and they're going to cut it how they cut it anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's like, he was friends with Oprah in the first place, right? So that's what he came up through like, the bad guy side. So he's a fucking bad guy, whatever he, wherever he presents himself as,

like he's that side of the aisle. But let me take this story, I want you to keep going. But so this is a girl, Angela Stan King. And she's a like a black conservative. She's part of Trump's cabinet. Like you've seen viral videos. She's been kicked off of every platform.

But she went on there and she has a transgender son. And so she thought she was going there to like, I know, it's crazy even if she's like all conservative. She's like a black woman. She has a show. She has a pretty big YouTube channel. But she was going on there thinking that like they were going to actually try to help her relationship with her son.

Like, it was going to be serious. Yeah, and then they brought another trans person on to be like to say, oh, this is how you like, you know, whatever raised a trans kid. And it was like another trans person. And the trans person is like, I'm your new mom. And she left the show in the middle of the show. So do she, I'm saying, yeah, she was like in the studio. It went viral because she has this like one minute video for like walking out of the

studio like, I have to paramount or Sony or wherever the hell it is. Yeah. But I'm saying she couldn't have said anything worse about the experience in the Doctor Phil show. She just said it was a, they lied, manipulated her. So I imagine even though you're trolling them, they probably still try to lie, manipulate you. But I guess you kind of got the upper hand on them, which is.

Oh, yeah. I knew that I knew exactly what they were doing. Yeah. Exactly that they were going to do from the beginning. So I went in with that ad. Like, all right, this is a, this is going to be like, we're each trying to fuck each other over big time. For color, 65 country, like international show with a billion dollars and I'm just me,

but I'm on camera. Like, well, you know, the rest of the folks. They're going to be thinking about the case me outside, girl. Now she's like a millionaire and only fans all because I mean she's the retarded girl. How about that? And that goes triple viral and now she's like, I think she has, she has like a million dollar only fans, something like that. Does she show her tits?

Does she get a leave? She's under 18. No, she's over 18. No, no, no, no, she's I think she did those. I think she does it all. I don't know all I don't know I don't actually support a lot of only fans content actually For society yeah, I mean dude if I know a girl she hasn't only been to calendar it cost five dollars a month

I want to see your vagina this year vagina for you. I'm gonna go first. Yeah, come on, give me a break. How many of our fans? You can't afford not to. How many girls are you subscribed to? Do you pay to DM them? I've done that a couple times.

I'm trying to get them on the show. I'm trying to get them on the show. Yeah. Digg, when they have the premium post, as a standard, I will not pay for that. I'll give you all day. Hey, and this is the reason why. I hate strip clubs.

No guy will tell you in the right mind, they like a strip club unless they're shit faced. So they're like, what are you talking reason why I hate strip clubs. No guy will tell you in the right mind they like a strip club unless they're shit faced or they're like, what are you talking about? I love strip clubs. Because you're wasting or you're on cocaine because I'm saying it's normally awkward in a strip club. I'm saying the only fans is better because it's like, even though you might know the person

or know of the person, it's like a proxy relationship. Yeah. But you can't grab her tits. What do you mean it's better? It's just a fucking computer screen. I can't, I can't hardly have any fun in a strip club. I know that sounds pretty homosexual, but it's like dude, I just feel like every time I'm in there,

they're just taking all my money. They're just, you know, they're just using me like a, you need more money. I do need some more money. I always need some more money. But then I'm giving it to her and she's got her boyfriend outside. And it was like, it's washing us.

And dude, one time, let me tell you about it. I mean, I've never even told this on my on my show. This is like the worst experience ever. So of course New Orleans, you know, they have like strip clubs where, you know, just you just walking on burbles. I heard they're amazing. Yeah, they're awesome. They're awesome.

But let me tell you one time, dude, luckily I didn't get my ass beat too bad. This is like when the galaxy first came out and now I have the app, everybody has an Apple watch. But at this this time Galaxy had a camera. They they they were the first one to watch on it and had a camera on it. Okay. They had a camera on it. I wasn't even taking pictures but I was talking to a girl and it's like she's like what is that? I was like oh it's just brand new phone brand new watch or the camera on it. I wasn't even taking pictures. The next thing you know she she goes and tells some bouncer, oh, yes, a camera phone. Do they drag me out of that shirt? I wasn't even doing anything. I was, yes, do they drive me by the back of my neck on Bourbon Street,

that water. I'm lucky. I didn't get HIV from just the street and just touching the sewer water in New Orleans. Are you wearing a below tie? That might explain why the camera. I was wearing a stupid t-shirt and basketball shorts or something like that. So my reaction didn't get too long. You can't just guys in the show club. You have to be in comfortable clothing. That's the first rule. Yeah.

Okay. Well, wait, what is your show? I want to talk about these town halls that you're doing too. We got into the day to fill stuff. But I'm trying to find one to play. Can you go to Alex Stein? Because at conspiracy castle, those are like my long form of shit. You know, you're not going to find one to play. Can you go to Alex Dying? Cause it's very, very casual. Those are like my long form of shit. You know, you're not gonna find a lot of clips, but if you go to the Alex Dying YouTube,

and I'm finally, because Mark Dice made a video, dude, I went from like 30,000 subs to 100,000 subs in one week. Oh, it was Mark Dice. Yeah. Okay. He made like a highlight tape. Actually, you should go to Mark Dice.

You should get a Mark Dice's page. She has a highlight tape of myself. That's good to show. But I guess just talking about my story about the town hall meetings, you know, it's like I didn't invent it before. Say that again. I'm saying I didn't invent the bit. Like there's been a lot of people like comedians, like there's like kind of guys Chad Kroger.

They went to some meetings, Eric Andre on his show went to one. Not saying I like those guys, you know, politically aligned with them. Yeah, but you're really great at it. Like these. There's a big nice. That's what I'm saying is dude, I want to push it to the limit. Those guys are afraid. I'm not afraid.

I want to go there and literally want to tip toe the line of like, you know, I want to freak these people out. So I remember the first time I started speaking on him, it was actually over Zoom. And it was serious. He was like, I was really against the lockdowns. And that, you know, it was just this like 81 year old guy that would always go to the park. They closed the park bathrooms, you know,

around this lake. He'll block me like, no, but this 81 year old guy's a gloss to me bag. I used to see him all the time. And like, I stopped seeing him. He's like, I don't like changing my gloss to me bag. So I can go to the park anymore. Yeah. What I'm saying so much.

I don't think you have to look for it. I'm saying, how does this help health? You know, there are some restrictions that were so stupid that didn't even make sense. So like when I went there, I was like real earnest and like, we shouldn't do this. You're gone. I gave the studies and you know, blah, blah. They looked at me like I was just a tinfoil hat. Oh, yeah.

That's worthless. Gosh, being like, like, it's like idiocracy, like Joe pleaded his case passionately with facts and data, and they laughed at him and called him an absolute, right? Dude, it is exactly like idiocracy. I mean, that movie's like a documentary. It's funny that you mention that because I'm telling you the only way to get through to them. It's like, if I went up there and farted for three minutes, oh, that's probably your

part. I'm sure. If I thought about doing that bit, I was like, maybe I should get a fart machine and just do like, talk seriously, and just keep on hitting the fart one. That was a viral. If I even put the machine kind of near the speaker and there's no doubt to back up these lockdowns. Yeah. Like, have it totally ignoring it? Play it. Yeah. And that would probably go viral. I'm serious, but this is what I noticed. It's like, one time I said, I said, like, oh, Mayor Johnson and Johnson, you're a gay

icon. He's like, not gay. But I was like, you know, we're talking, I was like, we need to get the gay community vaccinated. And we need like, if we had Johnson and Johnson, it's free Johnson and Johnson, I was like, the gay community, like the double entendre. And I could just tell when I called him gay, that his face is just changed. His whole demeanor changed. And I was like, oh community like the double entendre and I could just tell he's when I called him gay that his face is just change His whole community changed and I was like oh

So they're not a non playable character I can mess with it and then I then I called it because in the same thing I called them fat and I called them gay. I was like and not not to his face I was just like, you know being overweight. I think you're more susceptible to die and the virus You should probably lose some weight. We don't want a dead mayor You know that's I say oh and dude he lost it I think you're more susceptible to dying, the virus. You should probably lose some weight. We don't want a dead mayor. You know that? And I say, oh, and dude, he lost. He's like the next week or the next month.

He's like, oh, yeah. This is your retina restrictions. Yeah, this is the guy, no, this is the guy that called me fat less. And I'm not even skinny. Like I was just doing it because like I said, to get a response, you know, I really don't even mean the fashion to the guy. Even though I'm just spinning like the truth, you know,

if you're fat or it's more likely to die of it. But dude, that triggered him. So then in my mind, I was like, let me push it to the limit. And so I went, the first one I went viral is in Texas, they made a, they made the law where you can't get an abortion after like 21 days or three weeks. I forget exactly what they had in the amount is maybe it's like two weeks. Yeah. So I went up there and I did this like really like serious speech like, you know, birthing

person should be able to have an abortion like it's birthing person's rights like a boy, I love abortions. I get abortions all the time. It's my favorite form of contraceptive. And I was like, oh, abortions are so good. And then all this like right wing places like share it like Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk, like crazy pro abortion speech. And that's when I was like, okay, now I know what to do.

As long as I hold a mirror, literally, just like a verbal mirror to the left's idiotic ideology, people are gonna be like, oh my God, because if you tried the other way, like if I went up there and I said, like Joe Biden's a retard, he can't even speak. And like even if I did like a rap or I didn't some catch you,

it's not gonna have the same effect because a lot of people kind of agree with it. And so it's like you have to almost, it's kind of hard to explain it. You have to like make fun of the left by using their own way. No, you have to be further than them. So one of the things that bothers me the most online is this is a great, you got a public needs. They have this compulsion about pointing out hypocrisies and it fucks them all like it's,

they get canceled every fucking time, because of it, and it's preaching the choir and it looks just so lame and boring, whereas something that's actually effective is to just go so far, like I've been saying I'm slime kin for two years. I'm slime kin, I identify as slim slime. Okay.

And if you criticize that at all, that's a hateful microaggression. Like you can argue with them all day, because they'll always, everyone will always resort to calling you gay somehow, and I'll just go over and over. That's a that's a that's a that's a that's a drugstore hate speech, that's hate speech, your homophob that's hate speech and your homophob

telling me that I can go suck off some talk is a stonthouse, it's a drugatory anyway, yeah. No, but that sets seriously how it is. And you know, you're talking about the hypocrisy. There's so much hypocrisy on the right. Like, I don't even consider myself really conservative. I just don't think that, you know,

yeah, I don't think three-year-olds should be able to pick their sex. But all of a sudden, that makes me a transphobia. You know what I mean? Literally by saying, I don't think nine-year-olds should probably take puberty blockers until after puberty, you know, like, dude, that, Oh, you're a transphobia. You don't think nine year olds should probably take puberty blockers until after puberty You know like it's oh you're a Trans well you don't need kids can pick their sex like I don't think kids you drive cars

I don't think kids should be able to you know do a lot of shit drink alcohol and so they're Much less cut off their weener. Yeah, I mean they're just a lot of carbon sense Well, dude, they don't understand they're having pride parades and laugh just like oh, yeah It's so great to see I'm like it's not great to see because those flags could say anything on them and the kids will, will carry them. Like, that's not great. And good, have you heard this story? Did you got to find this on TikTok?

There are people like, oh, you know, I had a gay teacher and I told my family I was bisexual and I even like, like, like, good guys. And like, I even had gay sex. And well, you can't have gay sex and not be gay. But what I'm saying is they were trying to get in. Yeah. Well, this is just saying, you know, if you know, if you make one shoe, you're not a cobbler. If you bake one cake, you know, you're not a baker, but if you suck one dick, you're

a bag. But what I'm saying is this is what I'm saying. You can't say that. Alex, you can't say that. No, I think it's suck one cock. You're a cock sucker. Yeah. I mean, you specifically are on thin ice.

You have got to know that because what you're doing is so funny and looks cool They are gonna gun you down the second you fuck up. You don't I'm Before that. Well, I'm a tram of my gym. I'm gender fluid though. So when I'm a woman when I'm out of danger I like ladies so I'm a lesbian and gay so they can't. I was a gay woman, I can say whatever I want. Oh, you sold me. You sold me. All right, we're back to sanity now. We're back.

I can say whatever I want is a gay female. That's another thing. It's like the rhetoric is so crazy. Why can the left use it all day long? But the right, I guess what I'm trying to say is the left will use the inward all day long. And then they'll cancel some like, you know, star athlete that gets trapped in the first round because he tweeted it forever ago.

So it's just stupid. You look at Howard Stern, he said the inward a million times. Not that I use it. But I'm just saying these people are just hypocrites is my problem. It's the hypocrisy that I'm trying to point out. It has to be. It's the only way to make people devote like their life to stuff is make them believe two opposing things.

Every call uses it. Every religion uses it. Well, it's idiotocracy, dude, is we're literally like in the upside down world. I mean, it's it's it's it's it's feels like yeah, but well, and that's the thing is as we get in bigger groups, we get dumber. We don't get smarter. Like I firmly believe that like in society is the bigger the group we get, the dumber we get. I mean, just look at where we're going. We went from a 20 year war in Iraq to all of a sudden, you know, we're gonna start a war three. I know, I mean, dude, how can people not see that? We better not do that.

Of course, we're gonna get in there. We better not do that. We're gonna get in there. Yeah, we better not. We better not. Well, let's get into World War Two, you know, everybody's like, oh, you know, it's so bad, and the World War Two is bad. But we didn't get into it till Japan started bombing us.

So sure. I'm just saying, of course. There's gonna be some slow escalation and somebody's gonna do something, then we're gonna start a war. But wait a minute, World War Two is always, as I only talked about as the greatest thing that America ever did.

Like, I was just, I was bad, but then every fucking movie's like, we went in there and liberated the fucking Nazi men. We're in man, they were manly men back then like are you guys fucking insane we just sent young guys to die so a bunch of companies could make money that's it literally in the companies are playing both sides IBM was selling all this stuff to the Nazis and selling stuff to us so it's like who wins a

bunch of young people died and I'm a conflict interventionist it like like like why do we even need war somebody's gonna go we have to have it because we have to shoot each other. I mean, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's doing it. It's making it happen. Or else there would be none. And I love America. I love America. But these are just lines drawn in the sand. I mean, they're not, it's not even a real, like I do believe, you know, a country is real, but they're, they're fighting for Ukraine. It's not a country long enough and Russia doesn't blah, blah.

It's all bullshit, not if it matters. Ukraine literally does not mean shit. We can't even pick it out on a map. Yeah, people are going and signing up willingly. I'm gonna fight for the Ukraine before I leave. I have kids at home, but I'm gonna go fight. Cause they all have PTSD because this is all you gotta do. Look how our country treats veterans.

Oh, terrible. We try to like shit. So that's all you need to know. That's how the country treats you. But that is to treat you worse than the veterans. The least of veterans can go to a hospital and get free health care. Yeah, not just a good health care. Yeah, we're done with the exercise. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wait, let me play some, let me play this marked eyes, clip real. So people know what we're so excited about here. I, I really like the, the one where you're, the line you said to like the one where you're,

the line you said to the town council where you're trying to get them to join the foreign Legion for Ukraine. And you said, you're a coward, I'm a hero. You're a mayor. You're a mayor. To the mayor. You dressed up like Norman Schwarzkopf and Camo screaming

and you're, you're a coward. I'm a hero. That's right. It's reduced so perfectly to what they're also upset about. Remember that guy who trolled a Dallas City Council meeting dressed as a nurse, wrapping about how great Dr. Fauci is? Well, if you thought that was just a one-time stunt, Alex Dyn's life mission appears to be to make City Council meetings great again, trolling very clever, more than layered,

high-brow satire. It's amazing. I think it's some of the most brilliance that I've ever seen. Like, yeah, wow. When he pretended to be part of the Ukrainian foreign legion, encouraging people to sign up to fight to defend the most important border in the world. Look at the shed. It's like a war.

It's like a war. You're a Ukraine's border. I ask you to sign up for this man right here. He's got a picture of Zalensky. He loves Richardson, Texas. I'm not Richardson, Texas. This is an important city and an important Metroplex. Let's just let him talk. Do you want to die in nobody? Do you want to die in hero? Because when history writes it in the books, you're going to be on one side, either the good side or the bad side. And I had a speaker playing this music on a blitz.

Or a speaker, this is an added actor, this is animating this music, you're playing on a blitz. I was gonna ask that, he comes in with a soundtrack. What are their faces like while you do it? Do they know it's a bit or are they freaked out? They're confused, they're totally confused. I mean, somebody probably, like,

there's come younger city council members, they probably think it's a, you know, they can thank it's a bit, but the thing is, I'm not trying to chew my horn. I'm a psycho crazy person. So I can get into the act. So it's like, am I hero's Andy Kaufman? So I like to blurb.

Yeah. I like to blur that line of reality and fiction. So really and truly, I actually, I mentioned this sometimes, it's like, there's a lot of athletes, and I remember specifically the hockey player Dary and Hatcher. He doesn't know. He can't get in the game until he takes his first big hit.

So what I'm saying, with these meetings is like, I can't even really get into character unless I see them not believing me. Like if I can see their skepticism kind of, then I can almost get into character more. It's weird. But like if they're kind of like, you know, it's really hard to explain, but I really like the kickback. I like them not believe me, because the Macy want to act harder.

Yeah, you know, it's like that first hit in the game. Yeah, you know, we're the last thing. We're the odds we would hear a Darian Hatcher reference on this. I'm not a very occupier. Yeah, occupier. Yeah, occupier.

He played for the stars, didn't he? I mean, is that where you come from? He was a captain for years. Yeah, he's one of the best defensemen of all time. Yeah, you just said, yeah. Anyway, one of the last thing, or maybe the last thing, Dr. Phil said to me was during our big interview at the end where he was going to fix me or get me to break down or whatever. He said, at the very end, he said, I don't think even you know which parts of what you're

saying you mean or not. And you probably should have been like, you're right. I know. I said, Phil, that're right. I know. I said, I said, Phil, that's your job. Yeah. That's your, like, that's the whole point of your fucking job. So who's the fraud here, right?

I mean, that's a psychologist shot. He's supposed to help filter it out, right? Yeah, but he's not, I mean, dude, like I said, he's not a real psychologist. He's a TV psychologist. He probably has all the training, but he doesn't actually sit down. I don't think he's currently, I don't think it was licensed for years. He like slept with a patient. I mean, he just became an entertainer.

I think so. And somebody's going to be like, oh, dude, I got so much help from therapy. I think psychoanalysis kind of a scam. Not saying that people don't need somebody to talk to, right? I think that actually does help a scam. Not saying that people don't need somebody to talk to, right? I think that actually does help a person. But the idea that that person like on the clipboard is gonna be like, do this, is gonna fix your brain or any SSRI,

serotonin, uptake, re-enhibitor, those actually, they even admit on the bottle, they cause more depression and they cause suicidal idolization. They can, yeah. It is a theory, it's like an unproven, is that, I'm sure you can correct me on that. That's it.

That the serotonin hypothesis of depression is not, is unproven. Not like scientifically, it is unproven. It's their, it's their hypetheria that they're working with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the long and short of it. Yeah, what they found is that they're basing it on the symptoms alleviating when your tone in is added. Yeah, no, you're right. It's not like a hundred percent locked.

Yes. Yeah. Okay, let me play, let me play some more of this. I would love to see only fans put up against psychotherapy and see the results compared. The only fans like talk, like guys talking to only fans, women, the same rate as they would talk to a psychotherapist, and compare their levels of over like a multi-year study, you know? That's a hell of a- Let's say who did better.

Right? Hell of a study number two. That's probably a better investment. I mean, seriously, I'm not saying talking to somebody doesn't help, you know, but it's like these, all these psychologists do, they just throw medicine, they just give these people all this medicine. I mean, it's like kind of stress, yes, like kind of stress.

I mean, especially psychiatrists, that's what I'm saying. A psychologist maybe isn't as bad because you're talking to, but there's nothing they're gonna say that's gonna be like, oh, your depression's healed, you know, I just don't think it works like that. I mean, look at that guy. The million dollar question is, is can you cure depression?

Yeah. I don't think you can. I think with exercise, maybe, physically, I believe you can. Like, I know that's crazy, but I'm saying when you exercise, it's not crazy. That's not crazy. I mean, how do you think about sad stuff without being like, I wake up every day, think about the federal reserve and I'm instantly depressed. I know.

I mean, seriously, there's stuff that you're going to be sad about every single day, but there's a problem is everybody has a victimhood mentality, like in the society and this day and age, everybody wants to be a victim. It doesn't even matter if you're white, black, whatever. If you can find one reason to be a victim, people love leaning into that because, A, we all have insecurities. Everybody doesn't matter how confident you act, but once you find that one thing that, oh, I'm a victim because like my mom recently passed away,

I can be like, oh, I'm a victim because my mom died or I'm a victim because ABC, I'm a victim because I never knew my biological father. So people leaned into that and said to me, like, I don't want to be a victim. I want to try to overcome this. People don't think like that. That's true.

You don't know your biological father. You threw that in. No, no, I just signed to use that as an example. I'm not trusting. But you don't want to mean people, they'll harp on just signed out of you. That is an example. Well, it's a little bit gross. But you know what I mean? People will help the harp on what they're in, dude, and like visit another one. Because it's a currency. Victimhood is a attention. Yeah.

It's a attention-seeking currency. Well, and therapy is to, you know, one of the objects is to get you, you need to leave that victimhood. Everybody gets dealt cards. Yeah. And you've got to play them. And it's like, yeah, is it, you know, it's not fair. You've got to get more cards than me. You've got, right. Of course. You've got to play them. And it's like, yeah, is it, you know, it's not fair. You've got to get more cards than me. You've got right. Of course, you've got to get

everything. You've got to get out of the of that victim in town. Like it's like, no, you just can't make it. Another thing I can make it better way harder at two. The whole bit like every year, I'll do like a Thanksgiving pose. Like I'm thankful that no one has at his heart is I do. It's just so much so, so, so, so gratifying to just say how negatively you think of everyone else. You know what I mean? I know that. Yeah, okay.

Let me play some more of this. Yeah. You have a lot of me recruiting? I sure as heck wouldn't want to be with a lot of me recruiting. I know that. The main level. He's killing children. He's killing stray animals cats with his bombs.

I'm a vegetarian. I don't even eat meat When I see on the TV and I see a cat burned up from a bomb It makes me sad to control. I realize I gotta do something about it But you can do something about it. So I ask you who is gonna sign up today. I can't believe he's talking this long I'm signing up for his music Talking this one sign up for this music Could you stand behind To die for this That's a different you unique you are coward and I'm a hero

Never know what it's like to be like this. You will never know what it's like to be president. You will never know. And you will never fight. And you will be on the wrong side of history. And all you have to do is sign up on this form right now. And you can go fight. Thank you.

You're welcome. I appreciate you. He's like Vince from Shamwow on the info merciless. Yeah, aap Drop. Slap Drop, the Sham Wow. Yeah. See, but I guess my point is notice how when he says like, that's when I got more hyped up, like I wish you would have said,

I like him to try to stop me during it, because then that makes me want to go harder. That's the point I was trying to make. So, what do they, what do they look like? Like, do they react after the meeting? Do people come up to you afterwards and say, like, oh, that was a very passionate display that you just put on?

I get the heck out of there, but I'll tell you this. So that's right. Good. Well, yeah, I get out of there too, but the thing is that one had a bunch of, that one had a bunch of cops there and firefighters or was like some serious thing in the meeting. Dude, I'm telling you, the cops believed it.

I'm not trying to hit him on the cops. What? The cops like believe me. Like, like, dude, like the cops. Everybody looks at me like I was like, you know, like the crazy business. But I swear the cops like almost wanted to like salute me. I swear dude.

I swear every cop in that room like respected me. And usually the cops hate me when I do the bits. Like I do the bits like there's always police at these meetings of course. Yeah. I like had their response. I like, I feel like one of the cops wanted to come up to me and sign up for the Ukraine Foreign Legion.

I swear, I'm not just saying that. Yeah, I have. Yeah. You appealed to the military aspect or the soldier aspect. You know what's weird? I don't know if you've experienced this, but I have. We do similar things, so I'm going to ask you. There's this limbo of people who support you

that it seems like they genuinely agree with your troll, but it's like they're participating in their own meta appreciation of the joke or participation in the joke. I don't know if I'm explaining it well, but. I know, I kind of see what you're saying. It's like dude, the vaccine wrap that I did, dude. I can't tell you how many people are like pro vaccine that loved it. Dude, like oh my God, I loved it. I can't tell you how many people were like pro-vaccine that loved it.

They're like, oh my god, I loved it. I love it. I'm getting my Fauci out. She's so it's weird. It's like, they know that other people think it's funny. So they want to be in on the joke. Yeah. They don't realize they're the butt of the joke.

Uh, kind of. This is like funny. It's funny also. That's part of the tip. That's what I mean. It's like funny. They identify with that part, even though they can't articulate why, or how exactly they support,

they're like, yeah, yeah. I am gonna join. Here we go, I am gonna sign up. Ironically, I don't know how to explain it. I get it, I get what you're saying, but dude, I've had people message me, where can I have the length of Ukrainian foreign leave? That's the thing.

I'm always gonna be some. Yeah, I mean, some, and I'm like, dude, no, you know what I mean. I mean, if you can't even Google it, you can literally Google it right now. It's the first page that comes up. You can go fight the war in Ukraine. I mean, it's just absurd. It's ridiculous. And you can take selfies.

So they got, they did, you do that violin thing. Some guy did, like a violin concert in the barracks. And everyone's like like oh my god I'm so moved by this I'm gonna cry then those fucking barracks got blown up and for a Chan match the structure of the violin video with like elements of the rubble That's why I got Because they posted the fucking video and people are like you guys got to stop doing that next fucking post is a guy saying I just got here in the Ukraine.

It's like, guys, dude, it's so dumb. I mean, dude, and then look at this, it's like, I'm so pro trans, right? I love the gay community. I have a gay person, you know, I got, I really respect it. But dude, in the Ukraine, if you're transgender, you're not allowed to leave.

You have to go and fight. So the Ukraine, I'm serious. That's a lie. This is not a conspiracy. In the Ukraine, all transgenders are considered men in must fight yet in America We're about to go start world war three and that goes totally Totally opposite of our ideology were Clowns their clowns like oh what a different Ukraine Ukraine don't even defend

Transgenders. Yeah, we will die like America will die We'll we'll we'll throw away women sports. The all those women's with their whole life going to college every single day in a pool, they worked every single day to get the NCAA championship. And they got to lose to a guy that's six, five, two and five pound of muscle. That's what I see. Yeah, that same person if they were in Ukraine, who about start World War three. They would make them get on the phone I did a boom

I'm in a clown world. Adiocracy is real like to documentary not a fictional movie That's I've been saying that for years Yeah I knew who knew it was a documentary I read that the girls said that they felt uncomfortable that that Leo Thomas has her dick out

in the locker room They were put in the locker room, they reported that it makes a plan. After multiple, because they're trans bulbs. Dude, that's, that's, that's just funny. Everybody's a transphob. Everybody's, everybody has a Nazi. Everybody's a racist. Not the, not the azov battalion in the Ukraine.

They're not Nazi. That's the, the ADL released an explanation for why those Nazis are okay. I mean, see that. Well, God, let me find it. No, I believe it. And that's another thing is like, and this is my conspiracy hat, but maybe it's been did whatever, they said for Zalinsky not to play up that he's Jewish for some reason. Have you guys seen that? You know, he's a Jew. You know, that's, I mean, that's, that's like guaranteed with Jewish actors in general, right? Like the old shames their name. I'm just saying, it's just kind of weird that like, like they don't want to talk about that. Well, that they say is like, oh, they're not Nazis because they have a Jewish president

that respects them. So it just puts people in this like, wait, what? This doesn't make sense. Are they really Nazis? And they are really Nazis. But it's just, it's, it gives him an excuse. They're like, Oh no, they're good Nazis because they have a Jewish president. It's ridiculous. Yeah. I pulled it up here. I don't know if they asked Dr. Fishman, a professor of Jewish history at the Jewish theological seminary about how Russian propaganda is linking Ukraine and Nazis. Why does Putin think it makes sense to call Ukrainian leaders Nazis, especially when President Zelensky is Jewish? That's the question they have. That's the hard-getting. The propaganda is, I'm trying to get to the part. He says that

they're okay because they're not currently doing anything against Jews. That's the law. That's the idea. No, they got swastikas all over the place. It's okay. You know, they got swastikas all over the place. It's okay. Oh, yeah, here it is. They're a very marginal group with no political influence who and who don't, and who don't have to influence.

And who don't attack Jews or Jewish institutions in Ukraine. So they're cool. Good. I'm telling you, if you, if you, if you graffiti a swastik in Portland, you get like a life sentence. I mean, I mean, I'm just saying, these people are like have flags and these little insies like holding a soccer jersey.

And even their logo is like, it's supposed to go like two tips off it. So I mean, it's a double swastika. I mean, we're in the upside down world. I hate to admit it. Like I hate to say that. Like I thought, I guess,

and this actually makes sense because now I'm in the, I mean, we live in Ad World. Like we live in a world run by advertising, like the amount of advertising that's been done to convince the American people that Ukraine and Russia are different at all is staggering. Like what? Well, I mean, they're right next to each other. They're both incredibly corrupt. They're both incredibly corrupt.

They're both incredibly corrupt. They're the same country. Very recently, they've gone back and forth. Like, they vote in Russian guys and then NATO guys and Russian guys back and forth. The idea that they're substantially different is insane, but it's such a marketing campaign. It's very, it's been very effective.

It's a huge market campaign. And I don't want to act like I'm some poo and Apologist. Pooons, not some good guy. If you're a journalist in Russia and you say something bad about poo, he'll have you killed. Absolutely. And the guy is a richest man in the world. The people who name him talk about, like they talk about Raymond Abramovich and all

those other rich and all the Garks, but he's got more money than all of them. Oh, his house is sick. Have you seen that? Oh, man. Oh, man. Prudence. Let me pull up his pants. Let me pull up his pants.

And he's gonna throw this. I'm sure there's a piano in every bedroom. I'm sure there's, you know what I mean? You know, it's probably so nice. But that's the thing. It's, my issue is like, why aren't we worried about the border between Texas and Mexico? I said that on Tucker Carlson, but that's not a joke. I like to joke around all day, but I had a friend, a very good friend died of a fentanyl

over this. He thought he, he took press pills and he literally woke up dead. And this guy wasn't some amateur. He, he a high tolerance. That's what they say. People, you know, he took a pill and never woke up. So I mean, I say that it's just joke. What's up, I'm done. I'm done. Oh, you have. Yeah. I mean, you look like Sean. Look, this is, I'm sorry. I interrupted your story. No, no, no, my die chart. I want to see I want to see what you're about to pull up. Here, let me, let me link it to you somehow. It's like a modern, dude, it looks like a straight up super villain house.

It's fucking awesome. Yeah. I'm going to post it in the chat. I'm posting in the chat for you, Alex. They're cool. Uh, Putin's house. It looks like a fucking super villain. Putin is like an evil villain, but I mean, it's like, oh, that's his house.

That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah. villain, but I mean, it's like, oh, that's his house. Isn't that awesome? That's awesome. Yeah, it really is a super villain. It's like a James Bond. It's like a, yeah, modern architecture. That is, that is really cool. Um, okay, you have to get an elevator and go up there.

Obviously. He invited me to come see it. I would go. I was saying, I'm an American. I'm going to kill you. If you said no, he'd have you killed. I mean, but that's, I would go. I was like, fucking America, kill you. If you said no, it have you killed. I mean, but that's another thing, because we joke around. There is gonna be, and I don't believe like,

they're gonna be able to like, nuke San Diego and blow it up. There's gonna be, somebody's gonna drop a big bomb. Somebody's probably gonna be America too. Like just somebody somewhere. I just think they're bomb hungry. We haven't dropped a nuke. I think it's like check off's gun. Like we introduced the nuke in school

and people are not satisfied unless they see one go off by the time they're dead. Like I think everybody wants it. It's like they associate it with their dick. They like, I mean, come on. I just want to see it. Yeah. They just, and everybody wants to see it.

And Trump dropped the Moab, the mother of all bombs. And they're supposed to have a faux ab, a father of all bombs. So they have some, yeah, I swear, that's what they call it. They said they have, yeah, they have some big ass bombs. They're gonna wanna drop something. He could explode it in the atmosphere and fuck up, like a, fuck up a lot of shit.

Like the EMP that had nuke in the, just in the upper atmosphere, the amount of damage. Technological damage would be catastrophic and wouldn't kill everybody. They could mess up something. They want to put like aerosols to block out the sun. Who knows? I mean, I'm sure that can affect the weather. We have cloud sitting, but this is a conspiracy to talk about a lot. They say in Nagasaki in Japan, you know, if they really did, if it really was as bad of a nuclear bomb as they said, you know, the next day, there's

people selling flowers, like there's flower carts and the trains are running the next day. And that radiation, the fish, they've been eating that sushi ever since. And no, there's people selling flowers, like there's flower carts and the trains are running the next day. And the radiation, the fish, they've been eating that sushi ever since and no, there is not higher prevalence of cancer in those in Japan near Nagasaki and Hiroshima. So I'm just saying, they have these big bombs. I don't know if these bombs, this is, I guess my point is in school, they told us in eighth grade, they have enough bombs to blow up the world a hundred times over. I don't think that's true. I don't think they can just blow up.

They have enough, you can get into the teens and we'll be okay, but you get any higher than that. And I think of what he means of nooks. Oh, that we have. Do you think they're going to blow tin, but I don't even, I don't, even if they blew tin nuclear bombs would not blow up America. No, no, no, no, no, but the suit, the suit that it kicks up, it would be a massive problem. My billions of people would die from the famine.

It is. It is. Yeah, but the idea that they can just press a button in their earth explodes, that's bullshit. That's not possible. No, I think it's all a big scam. Like the new, everybody's afraid of the nukes and they're just stealing more money.

They're running more money through the Ukrainian money laundering scheme that it is. And like, and like, so Biden is pushing his green shit through the SEC now. So the green new deal failed because well, now the SEC needs requirements from companies like, what is that? That's not even remotely legal. Now, and did it all goes to the military industrial complex, just look at Afghanistan. We spent literally 20 years in the Middle East and for what? And we left there with people flying off the sides of airplanes. I mean, that's how we left there. It's pathetic.

We shouldn't even been there in the first place. But this guy said that was all psychological operation to get us used to terrorism so they can put in the Patriot actually got warrantless search and seizure of our phone and emails. And now everything's being weaponizing in to January 6th guys. Look at those people. I mean, dude, I don't care what you say if you're right or the left, dude, in Portland, they burned down the federal building for like 60 days in a row and nobody got arrested. That's a federal courthouse, a federal building, Ted Weaver protecting them.

What they did at the Capitol, yeah, I'm sure it's bad. They broke some glass windows and some people probably took some crap, they shouldn't them. But you'd call them terrorists, those people loved America more than anybody else. It's crazy. Like the idea that the halls of Congress is some kind of church that it's sacred. It's like, I mean, I don't, I don't, just I don't know, there's a bunch of fucking scumbags. Yeah, and criminals and bad of violence.

He literally just, a bunch of scumbags. It literally is. And if anything, I'm not, I don't think, like, I have a friend that's actually in, there's what was a January 6th, I went up there. Dude, he's facing a salt and battery of a police officer. Like, it's something even more intense than that. Is he one of the famous ones? No, well, kind of, he was an actor and his name's Luke Coffee. You can pull him up He's got a lot of things to do with him. He's got a lot of things to do with him. He's got a lot of things to do with him. He's got a lot of things to do with him.

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No. Bell and his assault and his life is literally ruined. I mean, literally ruined. I'm not saying what he did was great, but what he did was not what they charged him with. I mean, considering what they got, what they let people get away with and all the George Florida riots, it's just hypocrisy, dude. They don't really care if it was the other way around and it was, it was Trump that won

and a bunch of leftists, you know, went and, and stormed the Capitol and they had the power in the house. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they did a big sit in the previous election. Dude, one of the gays in the cabinet blew up a bomb inside of the, one of no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I mean, it's just, oh, hey, oh, shoot. Mark dice is actually calling me right now. I got a tag record. I got a tag record.

No, I'm gonna call him back. Okay. I want to play another one of your videos too. You got a recommendation. Dude, go to, well, you got to play the Ukraine rap one. That's the best one. Okay. Let me message you.

I mean, that's not the best one. That's just the one they got for super famous. Let me see. Go ahead, tax them. I mean, that's not the best one. That's just the one they got for super famous. Let me see. Go ahead, tax them. I'll load it up. No, no, I'm just sharing.

I'm going to just message him on Skype. Okay. I'm going to play this. This is your prayers for Ukraine. Here we go, Sean. Speakers this evening, the first one is Alex Stein. Uh-oh. The Plano City of Excellence. This is the one I'm going to tomorrow, Council. My name is Brian Tom 99, Alex Stein.

And I have a little presentation for you today. I have a little audio accompaniment. But I just want to, I want to take a moment to think about the people of Ukraine and what they're going through. So I prepared a little song for them. Let me turn this on. I really want to try to help the people out there.

Okay, guys. So I kind of blood fumbled here a little bit. I'm trying to make 99 out of it, and I hope you guys like my flavor. Great turn. Blu-blu. Come on. Five, time, 99.

On the ground, all the time. go insane for you crave a bullet in 10s brains I'm a time always on the ground always got a shank and you know it's no lie What oh, excuse me come on audio. I gotta restart it. What are we going now? We're going I can't believe this guy this guy got a turn down and hits on this video. Oh my god time Let's start that one more time guys. Come on in the audience. Let's buy tonight. It's prime time officer. You know I'm on the ground You know gas prices are way too high Spoten Scott to death put up. I can't believe the mic's putting so bad What I said I'm a freak for the vaccine

What I said I'm a freak for the vaccine Flexing name my body at the party Spin on the mic Hades all of them blacks Who's in is a bad basis Put them in the ground what are brown and I'm in plain no Anybody cracking up Not really I'm trying to look at the reaction One more time I teach in class. This is your hope Zalinski is a VIP you Crain and I go insane

You know that is the plan I'm also a lisp key stand. I love you Flattened mirrors are lisp key you are so smart. What's the smell? There's somebody fine You are so smart. What's the smell? Did somebody say that's a name me straight. Okay. I love you. I love you. I'm not fucking love. And grand other time. And you got that Santa Tiser. And you know, I got that Pfizer. You know, I believe he's going to go. Put a bullet in. Put Brian go wait for the you cry

Before I go insane Let me anti bacteria my body You know the flow Ammo Damn I think they're trying to ignore I think they're trying to ignore it now. Yeah, yeah. I got this.

God price is way too high. Let him in. Let him in. No. Oh, yeah. I see his way too high. I thought I meant need to die. I threw in the book.

Off comes a code. That's my picture. I'm a winner. I'm an each of your dinner. OK. I just want to say, I love you. We need to take out Vladimir Putin like Lindsey Graham said Thank you, Marimons. I appreciate the time. Peace God bless you all Prime time sign on Instagram

The next couple of clubs. No! That's what I want. The next speaker is Brian Wellington. Follow that, Wellington. Yeah. Okay, and the next is this. It's funny so that next video that suggested, that's actually a video of somebody else trolling the mayor of Portland, but dude, I've been trolling Ted Weaver so much that he's actually

thinking about changing the public comment portion at the, um, yes in Portland because I, the last time I had a guy, I played a guy on Fiverr to print in that he was part of the Taliban and to, um, I need to say how much he likes selling their heroin to Portland and that like, you know, it's just a good place. So yeah, dude, I tried troll Ted Wheeler hard, but the best, they're going to turn off the comp. They're going to get rid of the calm. That's what they're trying to do. That's how they ended the meeting with like, I think I'm gonna reorganize the public comment portion

of this like where I don't know what the heck they're gonna do. They're probably gonna make a show and idea or something, but I can figure out how to do all that. But this is the thing with the most effective meetings are the ones you go in person. Cause like I would never thought, oh, who cares about Plano, Texas, but because you're in person going and saying people are like,

wow, this guy is crazy. Yeah, People only want to call on the phone. Of course, what you're doing is superhuman showing up somewhere. How was Tucker? How was all these, right? I mean, dude, the thing is I had to give like Mark Dice just called me. He really loves my content. He made that video, but dude, the same day he made that video, Tucker, their producer called me, like, oh, he loves your stuff. And I'm not trying to tune my own horn, but dude, Tucker sent me a personal message saying how funny he was.

From his tape, from his text to the, yes, he's like, dude, what you're doing is art. He called it art. And like I said, I'm in Haiti. I continue myself a performance artist because I don't want to call myself a standup comedian. Because I don't know if you guys know the standup comedy. Yeah, not.

But I'm saying standup comedy is kind of dead. Like, there's a time when I can go and do a little bit of standup. But I guess what I'm trying to say is the most effective content now in this day and age is some sort of digital content. It's having a show. It's like short stuff. People don't really want to watch it. Like the hour long, you know, special Sinbad anymore.

I used to love Sinbad. Even Gallagher, like those are like legendary videos. I mean, it's like, when you hit upon the, he's hit upon the fight. He longs great. Ryan longs great. I love his videos, his videos go nuts. I know he just did a stand up special.

I have yet to watch it. I want to watch it. But I love Ryan. Immediately, he watches videos. But the world has never been more ready and just the way the internet works. It's never been more ready for Andy Kaufman than right now. Yeah.

And this is what he's doing is so fucking funny because it's like, you imagine social media in Kaufman's time, this is kind of it right now. Like, I mean, that shit got around the stunts he pulled with like Jerry Lawler and wrestling women and all that. I mean, but this is why he had to go and David Letterman, because that was like the social media. I mean, that was the only way to get in front of a camera. But this day and age, we all have a camera now on our phone.

I mean, he would have never imagined that, you know, it's like, so it is, it is crazy. It is crazy now how people are primed to believe whatever they see as reality. Like, I don't think it was always like that where you just, wherever you see on TV. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's real. That's got the call it reality TV. Why else would they call it that so like you see Alex?

You see somebody like you melting down at a town hall meeting and everyone's first thought is like, oh, that's real. Yeah, there's not a lot of questioning going on anymore. Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Maybe there never was. I don't know. Anyway, I think you're right. I think people were like, I said it on there. It's we're under so much like stress and trauma-based mind control, like we're all scared of paying our bills

and whatnot that we just believe what we see because we see it. Like it's that we don't have enough time to even question our own reality. And that's what's like, we're the pandemic. Now I'm not saying people aren't getting sick, but dude, the government could tell us literally, if you stuffed peanuts up your asshole,

it would cure corona. And people would go, there would be planters, peanuts would be the biggest company in the world. They would be shoving up their ass. I mean, seriously, I mean, if they said, if the vaccine goes to six boost,

go get the vaccine. If you want to wear a mask, go wear a mask. I don't even care. I'm done caring about other people. People, I'm all about individual personal freedom. But dude, if people can't see that they're going to be on five, it's going to go to five, it's going to go to six, it's going to go to seven. Like, it's just never going to stop because we don't know what really works. They're going to say, oh, this is 100% effective at the first

time. It's just never changes. There's stories always changing. They're always moving the goalposts. So the government, you just can't believe them. Oh, it's too late. They're the governments on onto the next thing. They're on to food shortages, food rationing, and then small scale, imminent domain to take mom and pop gas stations to turn them into supercharger stations for electric cars, for rich people that don't work. And that's the next time we're talking about somebody and I were talking about imminent domain the other day. They put it in that new stuff.

And they can say like scale stuff. Whatever is for like the public good, you know, it's like electric charging stations. That's gonna be the one. Wow, this gas station, we're just gonna take you. Yeah. We've just seen all their fair market value for it. Yeah, fair market value.

Sure. Yeah. Have you seen all the charging stations where it's a huge diesel generator? Is what is where they're getting their power? I know I swear I just tried to see that. You haven't seen that. It's a screw right now.

It's a type in diesel generator and a Tesla station. Dude, there's a hundred pictures of diesel generators. And that's where the Tesla is getting their power, whatever the supercharged station is next to a huge diesel generator. That's what they're using. So it's like, oh, it's zero emissions. They got to have a freaking diesel generator to run it. So it's just all a scam. And that's another thing is Bill Gates is the first guy to talk about climate change. He just bought a $35 million house that's like six feet from the ocean that he says it. I mean, according

to him by 2050, his house is going to be completely underwater. So unless he's doing some sort of insurance scam or something, why would he buy a long, long con? I mean, it does have a, there is some amount of money it would cost to move cities that are next to the ocean and not have to care about any of this stuff. You know, New York's gonna flood. Like, well, then how much does it cost to move it? Like, just, do you have a number or are you just pretending that it can't, that it's not possible?

Like, oh, I don't even want to deal with it. Well, dude, there's some guy that's not a climate change expert. He's a real estate expert and he, that's the reason why he doesn't believe it's the same. He's like, dude, if this was really as big of a threat as they say, prices on these like places in Nantucket were Obama just bought a house, the prices of the house would be going down. They wouldn't be going up if they were really, if Barack Obama thought we're going to be underwater in the polar ice caps are going to melt. He wouldn't buy a house on the water. All these guys have houses on the coast. All the water. Well, they

know it place. No, it happened. It's not like six inches. Even if they're like this, they're going to rise feet. If it rose six inches, it would fuck up their house. And that shit's that it's not even rising that much. Dude. Oh, that's true. Well, they're got it there. They don't care. They're ultimately, nobody actually cares about the next generations, I think.

Oh, yeah. They act like they do. No, no, no, no. I don't think anybody really does though. The way that they use it as like, you know, political, they use it as, they use all that stuff as tools. The way that boomers, just like think of the children, it's like, yeah, the way that boomers are going to be incentivized to sell their houses to BlackRock instead of like having

to sell them to millennials or whatever generation comes next or even bequeath like giving them as an estate makes me sick. Like the way that they're going to train them. It's the same as a reverse mortgage commercial. Just that. That's that. Dude, it's your twilight years by reverse mortgageing your house to BlackRock. And then there's going to be no, like when the government gets federal land, when, when ranchers or whatever are coerced into selling land to the government or giving it to the

government, that land never, that land's gone forever. It never goes back to the back. Right. It's going to be the same way for houses too, because those companies just never go out of business. We just keep bailing them out. That's right. I mean, did you see what happened with the nickel? We held them fuck us over and over again. Alex, did you see what happened to the nickel's future, the commodity market? A couple weeks ago, so batteries, what? Because of Russia, because Russia has a shitload of nickel, right? So the futures market was getting short squeezed into oblivion. Like nickel was skyrocketing.

Because they need it for batteries or something. For everything. So they shut down the nickels future and took back all the trades. They wiped them out and said, you know what, this fucked over a lot of hedge funds and rich people. So we're just doing a do over all of it. They shut it all down. They reversed all the, it's more, it's worse than what they did with GameStop. It's worse than what they did with the game. So games that, all that, dude, look at 2008, we had a mortgage crisis that these banks

were loaning money against properties that they knew were never going to get paid. And then when it all went, when it all went south and everybody's homeless and they were you know, approving anybody with a terrible credit score, the banks got bailed out. They never went out of business. So dude, they can literally lie and cheat to us in rob Americans and kick them, you know, basically make these, artificially inflate the prices of these houses because if people weren't able to get these loans, the prices would be much cheaper if we could buy, if we had to buy houses for cash or where we couldn't

get easy access to these banks or money, the houses would be more affordable. Because these banks are giving willing-to-knowing money, it raises the price. It's just people who are too stupid to, and then when the bank fucks up, the government bailed back. You're doing it because if they fuck up big enough, they're definitely bailed out. If they fuck up a little bit, they might have to, you know, I couldn't believe that shit with the nickels. Like, this is the, that's the worst thing I've ever seen. Yeah.

No, no, no, it's a, it's a fucking, it's so potentially funny. It's just, it's sad. Oh, but we're going to win the war because you can't buy Russian vodka. The liquor store, you know what I mean? Or Russian vodka. It's Mirnaf. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What the lambian ruch of of, it's me or not. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's the lamby and much of vodka?

It's just so stupid. They put all these sanctions. It's all about virtue signaling and never about actually, you know, being virtuous. It's just all bullshit. Like literally we are under what I call, I keep on saying it's just constant lies. The media's like, oh well, we're winning the,

we're winning the culture war against Russia because you can't, you know, we took away their porn hub. Which that was a lie. Russia's been had porn hub this whole time, but we took away their Instagram. We took away their Facebook. It's like, dude, it's like, they're McDonald's. They're McDonald's. I'm trying to think you do. If we want to fuck them up, give them free McDonald's, give them more McDonald's, and I love

fucking McDonald's. So I mean, you know what I'm saying? It's like, I would be pissed. I grew up eating McDonald's. I would be pissed if they took away my McDonald's. But they too. Now, I'm gonna go, what am I supposed to go do? Assassinate Putin? Like what do you guys, what do you Americans want me to do?

How bad do you want to do? Yeah, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do it. It's like all of America turned into jigsaw overnight. We'll show Russians you want to play a game. We're taking your McDonald's and your pornography. Well, that one guy last week is pretty upset about it with the, yeah, the guy who is the big guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who's a guy chained himself to McDonald's and your pornography. Well, that one guy last week was pretty upset about it with the guy. The guy on the big guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy, the guy chained himself to a McDonald's restaurant. Yeah, I saw that that 500 pound person. Yeah, I don't blame him. I mean, and then somebody they opened up in McDonald's in Russia where they're using their own products and they like turn the logo sideways. Did you guys see that? Yeah, they figured out the logo.

They figured out that they don't know permission. Yeah. And it's just sideways, you know, but seriously, that's what we live in. We live in a world where they're like, oh, we're going to win the war by taking away their McDonald's yet. That doesn't, that's never about McDonald's, dude. It's all about distracting us from actually the actual point that we shouldn't be going into World War III because we're being run by multinational corporations that benefit

from a war. How would they be able to tell these politicians, hey, do you want to have campaign finance? Do you want to be able to have money for your political action committee vote for this war? And of course, Lindsey Graham should be like, oh, yeah, I'm a conservative, but I'm going to kill Putin. Like fuck off. Seriously, fuck off.

Did you see Lindsey Graham? I don't know why I thought this, well, I thought it was funny because it's, you know, one step thinking is always funny. Lindsey Graham was at the Supreme Court, a hearing or whatever where they're asking stupid questions to get sound bites, the new black woman judge. And he's acting all high fee.

Yeah, and he's like, well, you're soft on, you're soft on child pornographers. And she's like, well, you're soft on child pornographers. And she's like, well, then somebody who clicks one button is going to get 50 years in jail and he goes, good. But I'm like, he's 50 years in jail. And I'm not trying to, I'm not a child porn apologist. Oh, I'm not even on Kintaji Brown Jackson. But dude, he's trying to virtue signal.

He's like, that's like this one thing. Yeah. Good, good. Yeah. Dennis Haster was a Republican. It was a guy who's very good friends with his convicted pedophile. I'm not friends with convicted pedophile.

I'm also thinking, I'm not, Dennis Haster, so they're all hypocrites. Like, what if, so what's like, why do you think 50 is good? That's just the first number you heard. It seems like a lot. Yeah, it's like, why not 60? Why not kill him? Like, what, you're, now you're soft on child, but I'm not going to do that. That's on the table. I'm kidding. Yeah, and it's like it's just so insane.

I know. And everything is performative. Yeah, it's performative. That's a good description. It's all performative. That's a McDonald's performative. It's all just it's all a song and dance. And now you are a performative as well.

And well, I would You have to be. I'm not even, I'm a hack comedian. I'm literally just stealing. They're freaking, they're rhetoric. I'm just using their crazy rhetoric and just regurgitating it. And that's what I'm doing. I'm not even being that creative. Yeah, that artist, Baro, great artist, steal.

Yeah, that was my, one of my favorite men and women articles was rape. That's the one that everyone hates ironically because I just twisted all the statistics to make it look like men get raped more. Yeah, which was, you know, prison statistics and all this shit. And it drives, it drives people insane. But that was my favorite one. It's like, no, that's what like, it's just no one's treating this like a human thing. They're just you both, both using stints to let me say you're right. You're with metadata. You can make it say anything. You can take enough studies and you're right, dude, with metadata, you can make it say anything. You can take enough studies and you can literally basically come up with any outcome.

That's what these companies use. But there is a thing that they don't even consider rape, but a lot of women teachers sleep with male students. That is actually even, that happens all the time. You never hear about that. And that's female, right? I mean, that happens rampantly. You go to daily male right now.

There's probably three articles like Teaser Caut, Sleeping with Mail. So there is kind of a double standard. I mean, there's no doubt about it. And obviously I'm not pro-rape. I'm anti-rape. I'm just saying it's like people think it can only happen one way. No, it happens.

No, no, no, for sure. Everybody's pro-rape when it comes to bad guys getting going to prison. Every liberal, every liberal. That's a little bit of just sentencing them to every other show. As like swathing at the mouth with a bad guy going to prison. Every liberal, every liberal. That's a gentleman to have every liberal is like, swathing at the mouth with a bad guy going to prison, wanting them to get raped and

hearing about it. They talk about it, like it's the funniest thing in the world. Shawshank Redemption, though, is one of the best movies ever. And actually, just speaking of that movie, I want to make a point. This is how we know society's

deteriorating. If you look, if you look at top movies of 94, I use this example a lot. It's like Shawshank Redemption, American Pie, Pulp Fiction. I mean, so there's a bunch more. The list goes on like incredible movies. And then you look at the top movies of 2021. It's like Spider-Man, Boss Baby 2. I'm just saying our sucks. I mean, we can't even make a good

move anymore because it's all about intersectionality. It's all about having a gay Latino lead character. Instead of actually making something good, I mean, look at SNL. Even like SNL 10 years ago, every Monday, there would be a viral video. You know, there would be, oh, they think taking a box, they did something, it'd be something funny. This, I don't know, the last viral video I saw SNL did was then making fun of themselves about the pandemic talking about how it was all bullshit. That's the last viral video.

So, dude, even the top comedians all bullshit. That's the last viral video. So dude, even the top comedians in America that are considered the top comics, the high paid people, they can't even be fun anymore because it's all about political correctness and purchasing. So the art is gone. I agree. Oh, fuck, I lost my screen. Oh, yeah, the Academy Awards announced they were having new directives that they were going

to slowly introduce to the awards. So you have to have a certain amount of, and I think they said gay, black, and disabled people in your movie, or you're not, can you say disabled? Yeah, yeah, they said disabled. I think they said disabled. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, it probably counts if you have them on the crew or something. It's like, but it means the ones that won, like going here and back would not have been eligible.

So, you think there's a budget? You think on Shotshanger Dimption, they had a bunch of autistic people on the set. No, dude, they had pretty sure. Pretty sure. A pretty sure autistic white men do not count. No, well, whatever. I mean, there's probably some autistic smart people, but I guess what I'm saying is you look at the Academy Awards, it's very similar to the Golden Globes.

They had nobody on their voting pool, whatever they call it, had zero people of color. So they're like, oh, we're going to self shut down for one year. That was one of the reasons. Yeah, bitch, you didn't shut down the other under the year. You never had a black person on it. Let's shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You're lying. You don't care. We're at a blood portion on it. Let's shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

You're lying. You don't care. You've just got caught. Yeah. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. That's our problem. Oh, I gotta hear the apology, huh?

No. All right, Alex, thank you. You're very generous with your time. Thank you for calling in. I really love what you're doing and everybody does. I hope you can last a long time with doing it before they snuff you out. I know they're gonna kill me. Somebody already said, you know, RIP Alex, he was a really good guy. I didn't know he could commit suicide by shooting himself multiple times in the

head. So yeah, hopefully I make it. Hopefully I stay out of, you know, the whatever the clank for being, you know, dysfunctional when I get in my women's speedo tomorrow. So we'll see how it goes. Just remember I'm gonna go get rights pro trans rights. If you want to transition, pick a sex. Let's go. I'll help you out with the puberty blockers. Just don't swim with me. See I plug it. What's your site? Where should people go to see you? Okay, go to conspiracy castle on YouTube or Alex's not on YouTube. I got two channels one. I you know, I have like long form interviews. You should come on my show and I'll interview you.

We can talk about all the crazy conspiracies. And then, you know, I'm on Twitter, I'm on Instagram. If you guys can't find me, you're an idiot. That's all I'm saying. I'm everywhere, you know, I mean, come on. I'm wide open on the internet. If you want to join my only fans, it's only $7.99 a month. You can see my butthole.

And my porn hub is totally free. It's really disgusting. So all right. See you guys. See ya. Thank you. Okay. Wow. I like him a lot.

Me too. I think he's, yeah, he's, he's doing something very, he's very funny. I think he's so worried that they're going to just shut him down. You know, they shut cool guys like Milo got shut down, they shut everybody funny down. Do you think they'll shut him down or do you think people will just go, uh, okay, I know what he's doing. See, I don't think, and this is, I see, I know, you know way more about the internet and who gets targeted than I do. But I think what he's doing is so absurd. I don't know if people consider him like dangerous in the way that they consider other trolls.

Yeah, well, dangerous. Like the people Patreon shut down, like the girl Sidney Watson. Yeah. What she was saying on Twitter, I'm like, yeah, you just shouldn't be saying that. And you know what, like you shouldn't be, if you're saying that stuff, they're definitely gonna, like there's no wrapper of humor around it't be saying that. And you might like, if you're saying that stuff,

they're definitely gonna, like there's no rapper of humor around it or anything like that. And I don't think we're like that. I don't think, I think people would listen to this show and think like I have no idea what side they're on. Well, I don't know. I don't know.

I wonder about that sometimes. I think that most people would think that this is a fairly heavy right leaning show. But yeah, but over the line, over the line, like getting, getting can't, like Alex Shawns was saying Sandy Hook was not real. Yeah, that's, I mean, you can't say that seriously. Yeah, yeah, that's an obvious one. We don't say shit like that. No, no, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't, I think that's the difference. Yeah, yeah. I hope it's the difference, but it will move.

Oh, yeah, actually, they'll come for everyone. Yeah, like all the COVID shit, like that got dicey for a while, people getting kicked off of stuff for medical. Yeah, miss information. Yeah, cool. Do you think it all, I'm not gonna miss information about like food shortages at some point. for a while people getting kicked off and stuff from medical misinformation. Yeah, cool. Do you think it'll,

I mean, I have misinformation about like food shortages at some point. Yeah, I wonder what, you know, I mean, there's definitely just at least like a grassroots level. I'm seeing from like, you know, the people who I'm around, you know, like entertainment is very, very, very,

well, that's the ton. Well, it, yeah, it can, but I mean, I'm seeing kind of a reaction against what's been happening because it's like, this is, this is fucking absurd. Yeah. Like, this is absurd. Like, this is, you're going to like fucking railroad this guy for that or like, that's, why is that such a crazy fucking bigoted stance to, you know, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just fucked up when they went after Dave Chappelle. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we just lucked up when they went

after Dave Chappelle. Uh, yeah, I think that I think so. I think they overswung at Dave Chappelle and then now it's like, oh, well, now he gets, now he gets to hit you back. No, you're not going to like it. Yeah. Okay, everybody, there's been the Dixiel. I don't think I've ever sung today.

That guy was great. He was. Uh, no, i don't have some okay uh... patient accomplished the next two weeks presenting you're a coward

i'm a hero uh... ready Oh 215 we get it in under two hours this show We're at like two hours and eight minutes. Okay, that's enough. Let's go No voicemails. Let's do one voicemail. We got to do one feels incomplete. It does feel incomplete He's somebody's got a woman definition. All right. Hey, Sean, I've got a really cool animal corner.

Did you know that there is no definition for the word woman? No. And they just don't exist or something. I don't know. Right. So we learned. You know what? But that's it.

I know. Dick, kiss it with some. Then you shall go fuck yourself. Oh, OK. Let's see what he did there. Yeah, he switched it around. Yeah. Uh, all kinds of stuff.

I mean, thank you. What, you know, could you define what is a woman? You kind of have to give me some context. Well, just do it. I mean, like legally speaking, I don't know, biologically. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Two chromosomes, I think, but I don't know. There's some with three. How many? I don't know, biologically, I don't know, two chromosomes I think, but I don't know, there's some with three, how many? I don't know. Right. We're very upset by the whole like

XXY. Yeah, is that a one? That's, you know, I don't know. Born with a uterus, but maybe not, are all of, that's right, right? Born with a uterus. Maybe maybe But it seems like you're kind of asking me to fuck with me. So fuck you. How about that? Yeah, I mean like it right right right? That's the important part. Yeah, cut to the uh-huh chase. Okay Adam Andy on hey Sean hey I gotta rage okay My rage is home improvement tasks projects. I'm redoing the floor in my house. I don't know what I'm talking doing. So watch from YouTube videos. It did a little bit of loads and home depot research. I felt pretty confident going in. I was going to do a good job.

I felt pretty confident going in. I was gonna do a good job. Nope, that's where you thought you thought you'd do. I realized my shit's crooked. Girls off from the squaring of the flooring, and up with some gaps. Mm-hmm. Ooh. Yeah.

That's there forever. Because you're not gonna do it again, right? No, you're not gonna do it again, right? No, you're not going to do it again. Sorry, that happened to you. You know the crown molding and my house. Is that what that's called in the top, molding? Yeah, around the top of the, yeah. Yeah.

So they started it. You can tell two different guys did it. Because one of them started and it looks more straight. Oh, you showed me this. Yeah. At the other end of the house, like 50 feet across the top floor, somebody started and rotated the molding wrong. So they meet in the middle at a fuck, like they rotated them both to fix this.

Yeah. So they would meet in the middle and be even with each other. But because of the twisting strength, the stress, they broke apart there. So there's like a big crack drawing your, it drives me crazy. It's the first thing you see when you walk into my house. Like, oh wow, there's a crack in the molding in there, both fucked up. Yeah.

So sorry that happened to you bud. Good shit. Okay, one more. Yeah, I just want to say Sean is completely right about, it's not just winning, it's how you win. I play a lot of league pool. And if you're getting your ads completely destroyed by somebody, but then they crash on the eight

and it's only loose like, you can't feel good about that. I mean, I'm good. You know, it's got lucky. Yeah, it's completely right. Thank you. There you go. Okay, goodbye everybody.

See ya, thanks. Okay, goodbye everybody. See ya, thanks.