The Dick Show - Episode 304 - Dick on Vicodin Miracles

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

My arm surgery, being fit shamed in the hospital, praying to Elon Musk, turning 4 Vicodin into 40, communicating properly with women, the fake close the window 'x' for Ukraine, Orwell's revenge, Seanies the Sean NFTs, bluecheck meltdowns over freedom of speech, Avon Chartsdale talks stocks and heroin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You're impressed with my plug-in-ing, huh? Yeah, actually, yeah. Impressive moves there. You actually got it to legit bypass, not just mute it like everybody. Oh, just bypass it. No, no, no, I know how that computer works. You mute it, it still has a delay.

I'm like, you know, it's probably still processing in the background. I'm gonna, yeah, you're just not hearing it. Yeah. What's the dumbest way that could work? Well, just do it and then ignore the output. OK. Right.

Right. Not dumb, but whatever. OK. I forget what I have. Do you know how much harder it is to do stuff with one hand? I can imagine, especially the hand that's the wrong arm. List of top 10 things that I cannot do with one arm to a dish is never again. Even doing the dishes now will remind me of when I was handicapable.

Yeah, and you'll be in now. It's a real, it's a real triggering, you know, event. I can't even open my own beer, Sean. It's a real triggering, you know, event. I can't even open my own beer, Sean. I'm like, honey! Yeah. Honey! No, that's a joke.

I'm just kidding. Maybe she's, hopefully she's watching from... Yeah. Yeah. Try to wipe your ass with the wrong arm. Oh, God. How do you do it with a, your hand in a sling? That's an impending disaster right there.

I had surgery on Wednesday. Just so everybody's up. I got this, I'm wearing thising. That's an impending disaster right there. I had surgery on Wednesday, just so everybody's up. I got this, I'm wearing this Danny Tartable from the episode of Seinfeld when that guy flips off Danny, put Tartable. That's right. And George chases him around. Yeah, I'm wearing one of the guys.

Jesus. You know, I got, did you put your under for that? Oh yeah. They put me under, I put a GoPro on my asshole. Oh good. I shoved a GoPro in my asshole. So do you have a lawsuit where you violated? Well, you know what, the damn thing,

I must have shit it off or something. I shoved a GoPro up my ass before surgery. That's what it does. Just to make sure. You can't be too careful these days. This doctor seemed really, seemed way too into the surgery. He's one does. Just to make sure. You can't be too careful these days. This doctor seemed really, seemed way too into the surgery. He's like, we got to get, we got to get you in there now or else your bicep is going to start necrotizing. You're going to have a lot of pain. And quite frankly, and

this is what he said is the kicker. I said, well, he said, doctor says to me, he says to me, you know, you run a risk of paulsy and rape. You run a risk of rape. Yeah. Women are going to start, you're going to look so ugly and weak. Women are going to descend upon you like, like, like predators, like vultures. Yeah, pack mentality. It's raped me.

He raped me too. It's since the week. I was raped. Like Spartacus. They're reviewing Spartacus. Did you know that? Yeah. Women in it. Right. And a woman stands rack like Spartacus. They're redoing Spartacus. Did you know that? Yeah, women in it. Right. And a woman stands up. I was raped. No. I was raped. I was raped. And then Harvey Weinstein's

like, what? Yeah. They say what? You mean there's something that I missed? I don't remember you. I would never rape you. So I shoved the doctor says, well, you gotta get in there. I'm gonna start neckritizing. Are we going? Yeah, we're going. This is gonna start neckritizing. And the kicker is, you don't do it. He says, if you do it, you know,

there's a chance you're not gonna be able to lift your hand. Like, they're gonna cut some tendons in your hand. You won't be able to lift it up, you know? What's gonna cut some tendons in your hand? I get't be able to lift it up, you know? What's gonna cut some tendons in your hand? Him. I get it. He's trying to say it like it just happens. It's like, well, what, you mean you? You get in there and you're gonna cut. You mean like, go to the mechanic,

like what was the chance that all your screws could come out? Like, you mean there's a chance you could run screw all my screws? Was he saying that could be, he might have to do that if it necrotizes? He framed it as it just might happen. Like what do you mean it might happen? Yeah. And then he said knock on wood.

Bop, bop, bop. Like, oh God. Oh God. Oh no. I like it. Be careful with those hands. First of all, can you stomp on wood? Yeah.

I don't want you knocking on any wood. I busted my shit bowling. Doc, tell your assistant over here, fucking Dr. Pencildick did not go on wood for you. So let me start back at the MRI. Remember the MRI, they sent me to the end of the question and coughing for three hours and everybody said, that never happened here.

I can't believe they did that. Why did they do that? We have one specifically for extremities. So that guy wasn't fired. Yeah. I go to the next guy as a surgeon. I Yeah, he's he's doing surgery right now back right you come in. He's like what do you want? Like an abortion or you want a baby put in? Yeah, you want to dick on right by the way you're Add a dick to me joke. Yeah, whoo. That was probably the best joke. I wish I can front of Medicare too

You made that joke. I wish I could take credit for that. It's not my joke. Well, whose joke is it? Mine. It's my joke. I remember telling you that I remember telling you that joke a long time ago. I don't remember where I heard it. I don't remember where I heard it, but that's the thing. Like I'll say things that aren't mine on this show.

I'm happy credit for them though. I'm happy to give credit. No, no, you got to take it. It's a great term. Like I do it at a dick to me. It'm happy to give credit. No, no, you've got to take it. It's a great term. Like I do it. Add a dick to me. It's such a great thing. Talk to people that you stole it.

Say, yeah, I made it up. Well, you know, I mean, then it's very original. It's very easy. It's very, it's very, it's very easy. Give the people permission to steal it from you. Yeah, I think you always get found out. Who cares? Like Amy Schumer or Carlos Mincey.

They're both rich and famous and everyone loves them. I guess it's true. For a fat woman, everyone loves her. Who's the idiot here, me? You. Oh man, I got a surprise for you. What? I got a good surprise for you today.

I'm holding off on it because I'm so excited about it. Really? Yes, yes, really. It's really, you'll love and all hate. You should love it. I will, I'll doubly love it. Yeah, I think you will love it. Okay, okay, so by the way, why, why?

The health insurance companies get a say in your medical treatment at all. That's illegal because it's, because that's the way this fucked up system set up. You're not allowed to give medical advice on somebody's shit. I guarantee you, we do then. The laws that they wrote and got run through. That's how fucking ass in the system is.

Oh man, you want to talk about system. We'll get to the SEC later. And you got my shirt. So I go in for the new MRI and the doctor's like, well, if the tendons attach to your bone, you're fucked. You're pretty much fucked. And if it's attached to your muscle, we could do something about it. Well, if the tendons attach to your bone, you're fucked. You're pretty much fucked. And if it's attached to your muscle, we could do something about it. Well, if the tendon snapped, if the muscle, you're fucked.

Because they can't really put the muscle back on the tendon. And then you can kind of get by, but he's like, man, you won't have bitches hanging off your fucking, he's going, I see those biceps, son. I see those biceps. I see why it happened. Never have a bit. You know what? Well, first of all, let me give you a heartfelt fuck you, like Jack Murphy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, heart very, right. You know how hard I got fit-shamed at the hospital? Really? Oh my God. You think big fat slabs have it rough? What about me? Yeah. Well, yeah.

Sure. I was every doctor, they're taking turns. Oh, too many curls, huh? Oh, cool. Oh, you know, this is a common injury for bodybuilders. My mother fucker, I have a hidden GoPro up my ass. And you're sitting here teasing me? Is this part of my insurance plan?

Yeah. Is it 80% coverage and teasing is free? Where is this? What is this coming? What is this fucking beta behavior? Because I'm wounded, you suddenly think that you can come in here and talk all kinds of shit If you came up to me on the street and made fun of me for working out I would make I would definitely make fun of you and you know you over a trash

Crabsy. Yeah I will take your medical books away from you and curl them in such a frenzy Yeah, that women would disperse from you and then you'd also learn to be a surgeon by osmosis while you're curling, though. The fucking, the heart cuff thing, you know, that heart pumping thing, the wrap that they wrap around to get your blood pressure, the cuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't like arm. Yeah, that's goes, oh, your arms are too big because you're doing all these fucking curls.

I got you injured. I'm like, what is, what is this? Yeah. I have one of my, you got one for the Infinifats that can only shop at the SeaWorld store, but you don't got one for me. What the fuck? Yeah.

They had a guess. They had a guess. Yeah. They could tell that it was wallet. They could tell that it was like going up very quickly, right? Blood pressure, oh no. There's got to be hypertension.

I know, is it? That the medical insurance companies get to say it in anything, right? Cause it's a big scam. Oh yeah, we're over it. Yeah, yeah. It's a fucking completely corrupt system. So they attach, so it doesn't give a fuck about you.

No, no, no, no, no, there's still some money in. You got some money lying around, I'm sure. You got a couple bucks in your pocket, right? I'm sure you'll get your priority straight. I'm just saying, you got a couple bucks in your pocket, you Sean, probably got a couple bucks in your pocket. So there's governments gonna find out. They're gonna do that.

They're gonna do that. They got some truffle pigs that they go around, they go around from town to town, snooping out for fucking money, riding in men's pockets. Men like, guys are the only ones that got any money. Yeah. Only ones that got any money. They sent out their trouble tax picks.

Yeah, yeah. Just one day, one April 16th, or whenever is the day after tax day. I would just like to have a day of all the guys like me who review their credit card bills, statements, not everybody does that. Right. Reviews the statements.

Most people just go, yeah, I'm just going to eat, I'm just going to dig dirt out of my toenails with the knife and eat fucking Cheetos, go and drink and go to sleep and smoke weed. Not me. I review that credit card statement. Yeah. To see if anyone has accidentally spent my money with my credit card that was given to them for specific purchases.

Oh no. What the fuck is this? What is this tip? Why is this thing? What is this? Amazon fresh tip that this guy's getting. $12. You've's getting, $12? You've been giving him $12, twice a month for how long?

You know how much? Yeah. Yeah, shit adds up. One, I would like us guys to be unleashed onto the tax people or the government, whatever. Send me into the military, give us a special designation, Trump or DeSantis,

whoever's in there next to me, you know what, go nuts. Here's the stuff they bought, go nuts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh us a special designation, Trump or DeSantis, whoever's in there next to me. You know what, go nuts. Here's the stuff they bought, go nuts. Oh, what do we have here? New helmets, boys? What was wrong with the old helmets? Did you guys get too much come in them where you were beating each other off?

Is that what happened? Do I hear giggling down there, like full metal jacket, but it's about money. See what I'm doing? Yeah. See what I'm doing? Yeah, see what I'm doing? Yeah, full money jacket. Full money. Very good.

Nothing but steers and queers come from Texas and they're both expensive. Yeah. So, shut your mouth. Get down and generate me some Bitcoin on this. Human powered money, Riga. I have, okay, where was I at? So I went in for the surgery,

I hid the GoPro up my ass. And then I woke up with, they didn't do the nerve blocking thing. They got this thing called a nerve blocker, which I thought was like a small tube that goes in your chest and just leaks goo. Yeah, on your nerve. I've been carrying around this satchel, this Indiana Jones style satchel, that's not a purse.

Sure. You'll have nerve-deadening goo. Really? For like a week. Yeah. And it was running into a tube in my chest. Wait, so you literally got sent home with something that just kind of like leaks nerve-deadening goo

onto your chest nerve. Wow. So my arm was asleep for a week. I didn't know there was a, I know such a thing existed. I've never heard of it, right? I always thought they just gave you, you know, pills or like whatever. You know what? Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, I'll get to that. I'm sure you will. So the nurse call very concerned about the pills. I'm not. Yeah. I'm not, believe me, really? I'm, I've got no concern about the, about the, so the nurse calls last night during dinner.

Yeah. You know, right. Because I guess it wasn't a, the, because she's already, the file meant to me and all the making fun of and stuff. Yeah, it's called during dinner. As well. Too many curls, they must just be bored.

Buddy, like it's like, like it, it's not funny to me. Yeah. Because if I, you know, what do you, what's the deal here, man? I don't know. You guys get a dance, you know, $2,200 for the surgery, I didn't even get a hand,

I couldn't even get a hand job out of it. Yeah. I told the nurse after I'm like, That's what you have to pay. Yeah, I mean, because, you know, that, that surgery is about, I don't know, $1.2 million is what they'll charge you in. But then the insurance company say,

well, we're not paying that much. We're only going to pay $2,200. The total ends up being like about what you think, a guy working for a bunch of guys, working for a couple hours would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it ends up being. Right, right.

But, you know, I told the nurse, I'm doing a TikTok video for Ukraine. You are. You wanna jack me off on this, you know? I'm under this flag, upside down flag. Yeah, look, I'm from Ukraine. Yeah. My anesthesiologist was Russian.

Really? Yeah, that was cool. Yeah. He's like a couple drinks. Cool, yeah. You go. Yeah, all right. I Yeah. He's like a couple drinks. Cool. You go. Yeah. All right. Sure.

I hate, and I have whisper to him, I'm like, I fucking hate the Ukraine by the way. A wink. You know? Don't fuck around in there. I fucking hate. I fucking hate. It's like being really rude to a waitress.

What do you mean? I mean, you're liable to get something in your food. Oh, yeah. I don't want you to inject any gay stuff in me. Yeah. Yeah. I see your your buddy, the Russian, the old Russian doctor has given me, slipping me a Mickey into my chest cavity is being assisted by Dr. Fucking Dick, dude, bro. Yes. Like Dick, dude, fucking Justin Long from Idiocracy. Like, oh, man, this guy gets in your shit. And I'm like, okay, this is freaking me out. Can we get like a not you?

Can we get the opposite of you? So the next thing? No, no, no, last night the nurse calls me during dinner. Oh, you could take it out. Yeah, you could take it out. So I peel off, I'm like, how do I take it out? So you go, just grab it and pull it. All right.

Oh good. So it was all stay on the phone. So they're gonna be a whole? Was it like just a little needle or a, no, I pull it. All right. Oh, good. It was all stay on the farm. So they're gonna be a whole? Was it like just a little needle or a, no, I pull it out. The food had just gotten delivered, the ramen. Yeah, and the ladies' girl set up the ramen, right? Just open, just pouring into mix.

I put it on speaker phone. She's like, I'm here if I have any questions. I'm like, well, I just ask you a question you didn't have a very good answer for. So I don't think that's gonna happen again. What did you ask her? She said, well, what do asked you a question and you didn't have a very good answer for it. So I don't think that's gonna happen again. What did you ask her? She said, well, what do I do? You can just start pulling it.

All right. So I peel off the tape of my, of my right shoulder. Yeah, yeah. And I had this crank the whole time too. Okay. Like it was cool, like that bad guy in judge dread at the angel gang where I can crank it up to like 10 or 12. Yeah.

And it would leak goo into my muscle, onto my nerve. So I start peeling it, and then the tube is visible. It's like this long gross hair, like the girl from the ring, that they pull out of their mouths, and I start pulling it just keeps coming. Oh my God.

Oh my God, how deep was that? That's deep. I don't know. It was like a really disgustingly ingrown hair. Like the one where you put it out of your mouth, like if you swallow hair and you're like, Oh, I'm in the gission. Yeah.

I keep pulling. And I look across the table and Amy's girl and just poured all of her stuff and she turns green. She's like, how far is the fuck? So they like snaked it down closer to, I guess. Good God. I don't know what they're doing in there. Yeah. Probably gave me a little extra because I said, hey, buddy. Yeah. Z, right? Give me a little Z. Give me a little Z and a little more in their account more in their dock. Yeah. So which brings me to my, so the GoPro got nothing,

because it must have shut off somehow. They probably shut it off. It's no a diamond. Fucking Vicodin, man. Yeah. But right now, what I need is an Easter miracle. Yeah, okay. Because I have exactly four Vicodins left. Yeah, okay, okay, because I have exactly four

vikadins left. Yeah, because for some reason, not only did the hospital, the pharmacy near me doesn't have any vikadins because the pill epidemic is just, yeah, I'm fucking out of control. And somehow, somehow they can't tell the computer machine, the computer machine just can't predict who is going to abuse the vikadins. Have you tried to what the guy who just can't predict who's gonna abuse the vicodins. Have you tried to walk? Is it the guy who just got surgery?

Yeah. Who has no criminal record? Or is it the fucking meth? Is the junkie with 14th? There's no way I'm knowing. There's no way there's no way for the computer machine to know. Sean. But you're saying it's gonna be the fucking drug addict.

They haven't, did you get a, you got a prescription or a refill or what? I mean, it's a controlled substance so there's a new prescription every time. But like, they can give me a, they can give me a whole box. The doctor could say, yeah, here's a hundred million. That'll do you. So instead of you giving me like 12, the pharmacist says we're out.

Like, well, guys, I kind of need this today so if you don't worry, I want to take a couple hours, we're gonna call upstairs and get a permission slip for you to get it upstairs and say, okay, thank you. Oh, gotcha. I go upstairs after the surgery. I was gonna say try Walmart or Costco. I go upstairs after the surgery.

I need to do it right then. Yeah, that was the most time I've been. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went upstairs to get it. Got home and I'm like, oh man, I'm thinking of myself, I got, guess what? I got two, I get it in scripts. I got, guess what? I got two of I could inscripts.

I got this one in my hand, right? But now, that other pharmacy that already got my prescription, they're gonna have it ready tomorrow. Oh, they're probably gonna catch that. Well, yeah, as it turns out, wait a minute, you just stayed over here. They're fucking called them and canceled it. Because the computer comes up and it goes, he just has to.

So the computer machine is able to do that. Yeah. But it can't possibly identify who might be like they went out of their way. They had nothing better to do on a Wednesday night, but call the other drug dispensary and tell them, no, he's had enough. Cut him off. He's had enough. Right when his arm comes back, so I, I don't know. So now I have four vikings left and I need you to pray to God to turn it into 40.

Yeah. Or else I'm going to be in a bad state. Yeah. This is true. I need you to hold the hands with me and pray to God. Well, they multiply this vikadin. They should refill it on the arm. They should get him ready. Now they should hold it by the time you're out. Like, however, you know, did he say, like, oh, you're supposed, this is supposed to last you X number of days. I need to pray to Elon Musk.

If he could somehow buy vikadin, whoever makes it. Yeah. If he could somehow buy, Vykadin, whoever makes it. Yeah, if he could buy that. I'm gonna have to pull him in. Have you seen Vyk? Have you seen Elon Musk's Twitter? I mean, I've, people like flood him with, it's like they're fucking praying, dude. And such a weird phenomena.

I know, can you buy, can you just buy this and make, like, Elon, you could buy, you could buy America and basically give everyone a billion dollars. You could end homelessness. It's like you guys are praying, you guys are, you know, this is functionally praying, right? He's not answering you. He does his scams. It's like, they see him as like, I don't know, like the good Mark Zuckerberg or somebody

like, I don't know, like the good Mark Zuckerberg or somebody, like, I don't know. Is that always been the case of people? What has simple minded people always prayed to the richest person thinking that he'll benevolently cure all of society's ails, just cure what ails them? Well, maybe so. I mean, I don't know.

They had to, yeah. I don't know. I mean, people have always respected money They had to, yeah. I don't know. I mean, people have always respected money and power or been enamored of it or... Yeah, but the desperation of it is what I'm, let me make sure I'm connected here in the admin check. And cripple Jesus was supposed to call in,

but he's in the hospital. Oh, shit. Something today. Yeah, I think it's normal. He's trying to show me Oh, shit. Something today. Yeah, I think it's normal. Is it? He's trying to show me up, obviously. Yeah. So, he's not going to be calling it today. Maybe he'll call it.

It's too bad. Like normal. I mean, obviously, he's got his problem. So, hopefully it's just, he has the health problems. Yeah, hopefully it's just, you know. He's got the health problems. So Elon, we broke 1,000 patrons on the biggest problem. Oh wow, that's great.

People are saying to celebrate, you should come in to do a show. No, I will. Okay. Yeah, I've wanted to and I just haven't. But I will. We have to get my arm back. All right, yeah, yeah.

No, that's definitely something I want to do. It took me like two hours to eat ramen with my left hand. Yeah, sitting there, I can wrap it around. It's putting deodorant on. I put, it's amazing how long I've had my arm in a cast or unusable that I remember how to do. It's like a feel thing. I was like, oh yeah, I remember how to brush your teeth

with one hand. That's gonna be weird though. Like brushing your teeth, because I've tried brushing my teeth just for shits and giggles with the wrong hand. I'm like, I don't like stab it through my cheek. Yes, because it's not my gums. It's like your whole arm, your whole arm is retarded.

It's not just your hand. Well, you know what, I'll say, I have to turn it to just moving my head back and forth. I'll stick the toothbrush on, this is easier. That's actually, I know how to use and forth. I'll stick the toothbrush and I'm like, oh, this is easier. That's actually, I know how to use my head. I'll squeeze the toothpaste in my mouth and I'll put it down.

The deodorant just goes on the counter and then I kind of get one swipe. Oh, do you really? Yeah. Yeah, what are you gonna do? I'm using the dog shower. The dog has like a hose, the attaches to the shower and it's got this wand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can, Oh, I'm just using the dog wand because I don't wanna get this all wet. Yeah, sure. Contrapption, whatever it is. Elon Musk tries to buy Twitter. Talk about that.

Oh yeah, yeah, biggest problem. Thousand patrons. Patreon has a flash biggest problem. You should come in. Yeah, yeah, I will. Yeah. Oh, I did, I did media consolidation this week. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sure. Cause like six companies have owned pretty much all messaging. I talked about this last week that we're like six companies own fucking everything. Everything. Yeah. And now it's one.

With the Elon Musk thing, I think it's obvious that it's like, well, you filtered it down even more to just one choke point. Just all of those companies have to go through. Brondo. Yes. I mean, it's, and now, Brondo has convinced us that we need to have what are the most retarded conversations I've ever seen in my entire life. What is a woman?

What is not, you know, when there wasn't like, when there wasn't total and complete media, corporate control over all media, people would laugh at this shit. Oh, I know. Right, like public access. I still think a lot of people are laughing at it, but not in public.

Right, you know what I mean? Yes, I do. And it's swaying enough of them. Well, they actually think it's important. Like, well, no one really cares about this shit. What do you mean? Or just like if you say something that is, that is just, you know, an honest question

or like, well, look, that here's the other side to it. You know, you're a fucking bigot or a homophob or racist or yeah, I forgot to play the same song. Let me start to show. I know. That was what was wrong. Uh, I've been, I've been dragged up since Tuesday. Nice today. Yeah! How?

Welcome to Tech, you want to get in? Did you let the show run into the contest? Come to your live room, Brown could even the hardest city of the other half. Sick Masters in AK, the 20 million dollar man joining me is always his world touring. LA based comedian Sean the auto engineer. Hello, Dick.

What's up, buddy? Thank you for joining us episode 304 of my big announcement, my big announcement episode that I have for you. Really? Sean, that I'm not going to get to yet. I have in chart stale is going to call in in a little bit too. Let me see. I've got, does this make you a range? Every single app that you have and website telling you about that they're doing, that they're gonna ban Russia, and they're supporting Ukraine and shit, and you press the little X,

and it just won't fucking go away. Oh, I haven't had any of that. If you press it to go away, it goes, hey, actually, we're doing stuff for Black guys too, and you're like, no, get fucking, get you crane back here. Can you show me a big, titty Ukraine model at least? Who else do you?

With how much you support Ukraine? Fuck! I haven't gotten any of those. We're sending double G cup bras to the Ukraine to support the women, get it? Yes. Thank you, I got it. There you go.

Finally, you haven't seen that. They're fine. Every fucking app we stand with the people of, okay, I got it. I got it the first time. I got it a month ago when I hit the little X. Is there a fuck off forever X? Did you forget to have the Ukrainian programmers busy?

Fucking doing Zelensky's photo shoots and crossing out the letters Z all over the country. You know Z is banned. No, unfortunately, um, god damn it. I don't think we'll ever have control over whether that little X closes the add or not. It's like an elevator button. Yeah. Like the L.O.Y.A. closes doors. Nah, sorry, but not happening. No, it goes X, closed the thing.

I don't know how many people in a walker come in. I don't wanna wait, go, close the fucking door. That's fucking make it go away. Yeah. I got an ad, Google sent me a thing saying that they're going to demonetize or something everybody, if you don't talk about, or if you dismiss the war, was there a word or imply that Ukraine is partially responsible

for escalating to? Yeah, I got to notice that you're fucking ad sense account. It's getting voted if you dismiss the war. Why even just say anything that's like listening to content? What's it, do you can you read it? Do you have the, ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here, here, here.

Oh, because you wanna see if I'm messing around with it. Yes. Yeah, okay, let me read it for you. And I'm curious. I'm here curious, yeah. Good, important, important, notice, upgrade, update regarding Ukraine, dear publisher in the warn Ukraine, we will pause, update regarding Ukraine. Dear publisher, in the warn you,

Ukraine, we will pause monetization of content that exploits dismisses or condones the war. Oh, what? What do you, wait, how can you not dismiss or can, wait, who's this from? What's the middle? What is the, what is the middle of those three? Due to the war of the Korean, this from Google,

we will pause monetization content, so you can't make money in content. If you exploit number one, but can't exploit it. Yeah, you know, what if you're doing it for Ukraine? Ha, I don't know. I don't know what the rules are anymore. Dismisses or conjones, the war. So you can't do any of the, you can't interact with the war at all.

This guy to ignore it I guess. Yeah, please note that we've already been enforcing on claims related to the war at all. Just got to ignore it, I guess. Yeah. Please note, that we've already been enforcing on claims related to the war in Ukraine. Because we've got some little fucking policy. There's got some little blurb in there. First is the dangers of drug-tory content policy, prohibits monetizing content in site violence or denies tragic events.

No. Okay, just put the, just fucking put the Holocaust. Don't, you don't need to, this update is meant to clarify. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This pause includes, but includes was not limited to claims that imply victims are responsible for their own tragedy. So you can't say it nation state has at all played a part in The blood in the conflicts that it's involved in or similar instances of victim blaming such as claims that Ukraine is committing genocide

Victim blaming it's a fucking country. It's run by criminals. That's victim blaming now. She shouldn't have been wearing that. That's victim blaming. Who sent this? Google. So what are they gonna cancel your money, man?

The same thing they do. The same thing that they do all the time. That is not, that is so much worse than the night then the dystopian future that or well predicted right. Yeah. Yeah. Neighbors riding on each other's you know camp encouraged to do that. Yeah. Bring it on. I'll go to fucking that would be the greatest fucking three weeks of my life going to fucking reeducation camp. But shutting off your money. I remember that being in 1984. Yeah. Oh, uh, wow. That sucks. We're gonna shut your Pornow account off.

Oh, wait, what? No. No, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're actually gonna, you know, we're gonna do, we're gonna go ahead and make a new digital currency and break through the bottom, the floor of the interest rate. So it'll just accelerate to negative infinity.

So Google. That's sound. Where were you on that one, Orwell? Yeah, basically anything that they, so like YouTube and shit, right? Yeah, yeah, all websites. Any websites that like monetizes their content. Yeah, I'll be damned.

So they'll fuck you in the rankings, basically. No, they'll fuck, if you run ads on your site, you're gonna add them. They'll demonetize you. Sit, no more money for you. No more food for you. If you got an opinion, if you think you have an opinion, you better, youetize you. It's it, no more money for you. Yeah. No more food for you. If you got an opinion, if you think you have an opinion, yeah, you better, you better make sure it's worth it, buddy.

I cannot, God. If Elon gets ahold of Twitter and does the free speech thing, mm-hmm. Ooh, I'm building some slurs. You can hear the slurs on the horizon, yeah, like thunder. Yeah, You can hear the slurs on the horizon, rumbling like thunder. Yeah. You can hear, you know, you can hear the words in the,

the storm's coming closer. Oh, I'm scumbag. Y'all, all you blue checks are gonna hear slurs, the likes of which you could never imagine. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna, we've got booty bandits going back hundreds of years researching slurs. We've got new slurs that we've been working on in research facilities that you don't

even know about. You don't even understand how your identity is under attack. If Elon brings back the first amendment on Twitter, these journalists are going to be like when the stock market crashed in the 80s and the stock brokers are jumping out of windows. Yeah. They won't be able to take it. Yeah.

It's gonna be like a wave of, a wave of homogenous hatred, washing over, of legal homogenous hatred, washing over them, funded by advertising companies because they have nowhere else to go. They're gonna, oh no, no, no,

no, somebody save us. Something inwarded to death. So it's like you're almost praying to Elon Musk. I am pleased. I am pleased. Please, please gonna get fucked. He's gonna get fucked. That Twitter decided the poison pill,

you ever heard the phrase poison pill? Yeah. Means that the shareholders of the company, the board says poison pill, you ever heard the phrase poison pill? Yeah. Means that the shareholders of the company, the board says, well, you know what? Um, if anybody buys too much of the company, everybody else can just buy, can just make, can just buy their shares for free, can buy more. Yeah. Just so it delutes, so it delutes the power. Yeah.

Right. Which is, I mean, which is so illegal that it's staggering. All of a sudden, you just, yeah, they, like if they ignore what the stock is worth. If the bank comes to your house and say, like, well, we still own 20%, you're not making payments. So we're going to take 100% of your house. You guys, you know what? I actually own 80% of the house.

So I'm going to go ahead and, and delute your shares. Yeah. By increasing the shares of my house, if you have a problem with that, go ahead and take it up with the SEC. Right. You can't buy their companies from them in the United States of America. If you want the company, you cannot buy it. The government will stop you from doing it with the courts. You can't short the companies, as we saw, with GameStop.

Yes. You short it, they shut it we saw with GameStop. Yes. You short it, they shut it down. You want to take any rich people's money, they shut it to fuck down. You can't refuse to do business with the companies as we saw in the anti, the anti-Israel boycott thing. Yeah. Comes you like, well, fuck is, like we're not doing, it's illegal to boycott Israel. I think that's what it was.

Yeah. I don't know. It was illegal to boycott Israel. I think that's what it was. I don't know. It was illegal to not do business. So I don't have a lot of hope for it. Yeah, right. How are they gonna let him, how are they gonna let you, let him, let him, let him, let him,

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Ah, who's first and they're gonna be scrambling. Turn off, they're gonna be deleting, oh God, deleting their tweets. Oh God, they're gonna be they're gonna be scrambling turn also gonna be deleting oh god deleting their tweets Oh god, yeah, I don't call me the answer Can you imagine no fear of being banned? Yeah, telling somebody exactly what you think of them? I wish you were fucking dead. Make mentions of bricks everywhere, center blocks. I'm gonna go right back to Chris Raga and that's that's the patient zero. He just said, what else do you motherfucker?

God damn. That would be better than when Trump got elected. Because you can, it's more of a release for you. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's right in there. It's like Trump getting elected was like an oblique fuck you. Yeah. And getting Twitter and everybody being able to say anything legal.

It would be like the most direct. But there's no way the SEC could let that happen. everybody being able to say anything legal will be like the most direct, but there's no way the SEC could let that happen. Like man, a bunch of cock suckers. Yeah. Okay, what else do I have here? Something about a dog, Hatcher. Something about the FBI. Oh, should I get to your thing?

If you want to. No, let me do one more thing, then I'll get to your thing. I need something to lead me into it. Yo, it's hard to do this with one hand. I believe it. I believe it. Teacher got fired for this, posting this. Just today came up.

Teacher had positive evaluations when it was up for 10 years before she was fired. This is the worksheet she shared with students. Never actually discussed it in class, just meant to help them interpret the readings. Judge for yourself if this is a firing offense. So we're going to go ahead and buy into the Department of Education and like, yeah, okay, it exists is this what do you think about somebody getting fired for this for this jam uh and the worksheet starts how racially privileged are you yeah and it has a bunch of black power fists in the header.

They don't really, they didn't really call attention to that, did they? John, they kind of played this off, like there's no big deal with this, but I don't know. It's the only thing that I can interpret it as. Yeah, isn't this kind of like giving somebody, presenting somebody with a question like,

if there was 10 cocks in a room, how many would you choke on or a worksheet entitled, have you stopped beating your wife? Yeah. Racially privileged, are you? Right. Like what? You mean I'm racially privileged at all? Yeah.

These kids haven't seen the wire. Right. Or Chris Rock born suspect. Like they don't know how they don't have the tools to interpret racism. That way they don't have the tools to interpret race relations, that it has taken us 50 or 60 years to develop. Like, oh yeah, that guy said it, that guy said it about right and it was a big worldwide phenomenon

and now we all have that end gram or meme in our head to express the feeling like, yeah, you're not looking over your shoulder for Dan Rather. You're looking over your shoulder for Will Smith when you're at an ATM downtown or on stage. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for phrasing that right when none of us could have. Just don't have that. They just have a black power fist worksheet with how racially privileged are you? They say what grade this is or? No, it doesn't say what grade it is. I don't know what grade would be acceptable. Well, no, I'm just curious.

Four years ago, spoke spreecing now. I don't know, I don't see it. Whatever. That's what's being taught to kids. Pretty sure they've asked for a preventative. I have never discriminated against because of my skin color.

Yeah. That's a true or untrue? Who the fuck could answer it? I have never been indiscriminated against because of my skin color. Sure, untrue. It's called false, you stupid bitch. You might not even know. Oh man, is there anybody that can answer that?

Untrue? No, it's impossible. Yeah, I mean, of course you've been discriminated against because of your skin color, no matter what. Unless you've been discriminated against because of your skin color, no matter what. Unless you've only five year old is teaching this. Unless you've only been around, you've never been around anybody from outside your skin color or watch TV.

Yeah. And like when the Super Bowl happened, you're like, who are these guys? The Super Bowl halftime show, have you like, who is, why are they calling them a doctor? I have never been true or untrue. I've never been the only person of my, I have never been the only person of my race in a room.

Jesus Christ. It's like Maddox level stories. To her untrue, I have never been a victim of violence because of my race. Hi, yeah, yeah. I mean, a lot of times when violence is committed on somebody, they don't specifically tell you why. Unless you're juicy, small yet. Yeah, like you could just be a fucking asshole, you know?

Yeah. Are you following the Johnny Depp Amber herd stuff at all? Not, no, not really. I caught a little bit of it. No, was there a good shit in there? I don't know. There's some good stuff. Cause she's fucking just, what a bitch.

She's absolutely psychotic. She's such a bitch. I would support him even if he tuned her up a little bit. Probably, actually a lot. Yeah. If you would have hauled off and I mean, it's not nail. Not like she didn't have a coming. I would support him if he was guilty in this, but thankfully, he's right. Okay, let me get. So last week week we were talking with the news girl. I'll get back to some more of this stuff. We got Shanghai. Oh, no, this is good. Twitter, Kovetching.

Kovetching. Oh, yeah, okay. This is, this is what the news thinks of Elon Musk taking over Twitter. I'm going to look for these tweets, see, like this. Who were Trump voters and are still Trump supporters? They're getting Joe. They're going crazy. Just go over.

What are you so surprised about? He's doing exactly what he said he's going to do. Well, and I think that the dangerous edges here are that he's trying to undermine the media, trying to make up his own facts. And it could be that while unemployment and the economy worsens, he could have undermined the messaging so much that he can actually control exactly what people think. And that is the good job. Yeah, if you look at the-

That's our job. Do you hear that? Yamesh is right again. Yeah, if you look at the, it's our job. Do you hear that? You mean, it's right again. Exactly what people think. And that is the, that is our job. Yeah, I'm saying so much that he can actually control exactly what people think. And that is the, that is our job.

Yeah, if you look at the issues. What? I hope she, I hope she came out in at least lied and said what I meant was it's our job to give you the news. Yeah. Is it? I mean, do you think that's what they do you think that's what they even think anymore? That's what she's supposed to say.

Maybe 20 years ago, maybe now she's supposed to say, well, we're supposed to tell people flat out what to do. That's our job. Yeah. Perhaps. I got this Elon things cracking me up too much. I'm trying to find a guy who's, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. These are the meltdowns.

The world's richest man, someone who used to be compared to Marvel's Iron Man. Is he the world's richest man? Yeah. How is that? Just on paper? Yeah, Tesla stock. Yeah. The world's richest man.

Cause I thought it was, was it Bezos and what? Wait, yeah, yeah,. Yeah. The world's richest man. I thought it was was it bezos and what? What the AI wise. There was a Tesla's. Is this excluding like the Saudi family who you don't really? The fucking Saudi family. Yeah. It's the biggest champion of keeping Elon Musk away from Twitter. Yeah. A guy. I just mean, by the way, like the whole family, like it's like it's hard to tell what they're fucking really worth, you know. If I could go one day without reading that Elon Musk is an African American, what?

He's African. Did you know he's African American? I mean, I always suspected, but he's African American. Oh, okay. Yeah. But it's like some sort of, that's African American. Yeah, it's some sort of second male puberty that they have to tell you. They're compelled to comment on his African

Americanness. The world's richest man, it's just stop guys. Someone who used to be compared to Marvel's Iron Man. Wow. You believe that is increasingly behaving more like a movie, super villain commanding seemingly unlimited resources with which to finance is mischief-making because he wants to buy your fucking stupid Twitter thing. That's like the lamest fucking...

Today on Twitter feels like the last evening in a Berlin nightclub at the twilight of Weimar Germany that's supposed to be our, that's supposed to be the alt-right call to arms, anything with Weimar Germany. You say anything about the government to like people who are all nuts on politics, and they'll go, well, you know,

it's like why Mara Germany, when you go to do this stuff. I feel on Musk successfully purchases Twitter it cause result in World War three. And, and the destruction of our planet. Right. Which, not very good compositional structure in that tweet right there.

Would be worse. Yeah. Yeah. Right, right. As if World War Three isn't bad enough. Yeah. You believe it. Yeah.

I'm gonna buy it's winner. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The society government. I hope he does. The society government is gonna knock over a couple buildings if they don't get their way on this. They're gonna go, you guys remember 911? They're gonna break some trucks windows.

Yeah, watch out. We're gonna knock over every building in America. Us, the Saudi government, if you guys don't give us our way on this again, we're gonna do it again. Musk's appointment to Twitter. I bet, I bet kids these days, I bet Pony doesn't even know that Saudi Arabia caused 911. You know, I don't, kids grow up today.

They think that TSA is like good. Like, well, they wouldn't do it. It wasn't good. Oh, man. Oh, there's good. You weren't alive when we watched them decide to do it. Like, oh, that's dumb. That's not, and they knew it wasn't gonna work.

Musk's appointment to Twitter board shows that we need regulation. Oh, of social media platforms to prevent rich people from controlling our channels of communication. Well, God forbid. We would have that. I don't wanna leave Twitter, but it seems like a given that if Musk buys it,

it will become completely uninhabitable for trans people. And a lot of other people. You got that fucking right. Oh, baby. What's his statement? I wake up in a fever dream screaming slurs and he said, oh, did he line by Twitter yet? No, I'm going to keep it under wraps. Give me a boost. Give me some. what's the shot? I got to calm down. What kind of statements has he made about wanting to buy Twitter? I mean, why are people so, because he said that it should be free speech based.

He said it's a public square. It should respect free speech. Well, because court supports this in, and that's the whole space. That's the whole thing we've talked about that where they become, I think they call it, you call it de facto public forums, where it's, yes, I know that they're owned by somebody, but it's like shopping mall.

Right, but it's like, I let people protest there. Yeah, right, right, it's in usage. It is a public forum. I think he knows also that you could take Twitter and all of the outgoing links they have to like YouTube, that they block, you could just make another YouTube on Twitter. And he could use it to promote his scams because he's getting dist constantly by the government.

Does he? Yeah, the government's going all electric, stealing a bunch of our money to do it, right? Setting up a bunch of charging stations all over the country with Eminent Domain, which they are going to do. Well, yeah, sure. And he's not involved in it, because the government keeps going, well, GM Ford, and he's like, where's Tesla?

And they don't say it, so I think he's buying it to like, try to strong arm, to got him in it. Like, oh, you guys, oh, you like Twitter, huh? Well, how about, you know, we deboost Ford and GM a little bit, or maybe you throw some charging stations by way, or you lose your accounts. How about that?

How about that for you? It's all skim. Elon Musk's buying Twitter is the end of the world, basically. Jesus. They'll amplify every extremist right wing Nazi he can find. We don't need amplification. That's the point. We're so funny.

We don't need it. Look at, I've never thought he was like, is he like a hardcore, is he hardcore right? No. I didn't think, unless he's changed in the last few months, I mean, everybody in the 90s, like just let people say whatever they want, it's hardcore right now. Yeah, no, I know.

That's how it is. Yeah, not thinking kids, thinking that kids should be now. I mean, I don't keep tabs on Elon Musk, but no, it's not at all I've never thought of him as like some kind of like alt-right Yeah, but they're saying like cryptocurrencies heart is alt-right. Yeah, okay Oh, yeah, let me find that one that was it that was a good one, but man it leads me into your I have to type everything with one hand so it's very slow I have to type everything with one hand, so it's very slow.

Here's how bad it is to be all right now. Here's how bad the accusations are. Bitcoin fans are psychopaths. Who don't care about anyway, anyone, a study shows. Cause I don't wanna prop up a fucked up rigged system. What do you think? Look, study could show that. What are psychopaths? People, they can't even identify like psychopaths normally.

Well, it's not a diagnosis. Yeah, it's not a, it's not a, you know, narcissistic personality disorder, bipolar, non-scientist, social person. Right, right, it's like, no. So there's something that women say when they got fucked and they got dumped. Yeah, the psychopath.

You don't diagnose someone as a psychopath. Or liberals say it because they can't call people stupid because it's a blist. So they have to say that you're choosing to do it. So they call you a psychopath. The average Bitcoin investor is accumulating psychopath. Jesus. With an inflated ego, according to scientists,

no sensationalization there. According to scientists, Sean, scientists have defined what an ego is. And declared it inflated. Right. Yeah. But okay, yeah. Oh, dark tetrad.

Fourons, here we go. A team of experts recently surveyed more than 500 people to uncover the personality traits that are the most common among crypto nuts. Okay, was that the nuts? Is that the, they identified that many investors exhibit signs of the dark tetrad. Yeah.

Is that four? That's how it sounds, but cool. Well, dark triad was always, you know, what kind of what they, what they said. Do you think I will get my Easter miracle of vikidence? Four vikadins into 40, like Jesus Christ. I don't know if everyone prays. You could have a Easter on the mosque,

break them up upstairs and you know. I bet that's what he did. Yeah. I bet that's what Jesus did. Yeah, I'll just play along with it. Right. I got four fish and they don't like, here's a little fish.

Oh, look, he's a fish. Like, ah, you know, he's trying so hard. Don't you know, come on. You know, come on. Come on, baby. Come on. Yeah. They identified that many investors, a group of four unsavory traits made up of narcissism, mock-evellionism, psychopathy.

And sex. Psychopathy isn't a trait. That's total garbage. Yeah, that's total garbage. Oh, Elon Musk is going to stop this wonderful information from getting out. Yeah. And. Yeah. And playing English. No, yeah.

I guess that was too difficult for you to understand. Yeah. Yeah. That means dark tetrads have an inflated self of self-importance and derive pleasure from the pain of others. Okay. I mean, if you, I guess, if you want to keep fucking around, they also find it difficult to empathize with others in our sly and manipulative. Scientists at Queenlands University of technology

describe their findings in an idiot and a research published in the journal, personality and individual differences earlier this month. This is like a nothing little, like little shits and giggles science thing that they took like seriously and like, oh my God. It's nothing science means absolutely nothing. Well, I disagree with that, but, but what do you think people think science is? That's what I mean. Yeah, like this is not science.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. This is an idiot survey what I mean. Yeah. Oh, this is not some. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is an idiot survey with 500 people. Exactly. This is as scientific as one of Ryan Long's videos about, is it gay if you're balls or whatever the fuck he's asking about recently. Would you would you rather your man cheat on you or his bisexual or something? That's science. That's the yeah, science is this catch all term for yeah, I know exactly what you're saying. Uh, yeah, all right. Well, there you go. Get rid of you. Please know Elon Musk buying Twitter.

Please know. Okay. Did I have another thing? Evan Chartstale is supposed to call into talk about it. All right. I'll read comments. Then I'll get to your God it. Talk about it. All right, I'll read comments, then I'll get to your... God, keep fucking to your ass hole. Let me see.

I'm looking for the comments. I'm supposed to have my arm back next week. Really? Yeah, it's supposed to be out of this plant. And then, fucking physical therapy, obviously. Yeah, but I'm not going to that. I know you love physical therapy. Yeah, if the chicken's hot, fucking physical therapy, obviously. Yeah, but I'm not going to that. I know you love physical therapy. Yeah, if the chicken's hot, I'll go.

Yeah. Just fucking look it up on YouTube if you want to do shit. How hard is this? Is that what they, yeah, just like straightening it, I get your range of motion back and then... I'll just jerk off with my right hand. Yeah, that should be fine. Sure.

It's screwed into the bone. Like, what do I need to, well, it's a thing. It's probably stronger than the original, you know. I need it to not be loose. Yeah, you know, it's like a drink faster. Well, it's also not gonna loosen it up because I can go, well, if you throw a punch, it'll automatically rebound to guard, you know?

Like, yeah, right back up. Wailen, I found it. Stop that fucking left hook from coming in. Wailen says, I found that being authentic is a really good way to trick yourself into thinking you have a connection with a woman. That's the most true, is should I have ever. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wailen says, regarding last week's show, you remember how Pawnee said you should be authentic? Yeah. Wailen says, I have found that being authentic is a really good way to trick yourself into thinking you have a connection with a woman. Oh, okay. That is the true is shit.

They just sit there with their dough-eyed blanks, with their dough-eyed stare. You say something important to you and they don't say anything and your brain tells you that you have a connection with a woman and she's just thinking about shoes. Mm-hmm. Right?

That's what being authentic gets you with a woman. A bunch of rich guys pouring their dreams, their retarded ideas, their insecurities out on a woman, and then thinking that she's their mom. Oh, we had a real connection. Like, no, you just talked about shit that none of your friends would listen to without making fun of you.

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uh, lying. I didn't think about propaganda. Iranian propaganda. How hard is it to have nukes? I ran out of nukes yet? What are you guys banging rocks together? Make a fucking nuclear bomb. It's not hard. It's been done for decades now. Come on. What are you have working on it?

Get some plans off the internet. It's easy. Yeah, I mean, watch movies. Watch some YouTube's. You could at least build like little boy or something. I mean, you don't know how do you not have, how do you not have one? And who is on it?

How long have they been working on it? Probably just working to like, well, you know, catch a paycheck. I'm going to, oh honey, bye, I'm going to work. I'm going to invent a nuclear bomb for Iran. Wink, wink, wink, wink. Right, right. Not, of course I'm not really doing that

Is it maybe this came just for them? I don't know Go fuck yourself great episode guests and news girls really enhanced the show that was that was a fun episode last week And she was good. She was good. She was good. Definitely Mr. Max is a new pickup line. I tried this out. It's worked a hundred percent of the time ask her a chick to play rock paper scissors Okay, as you're both about to play rock paper scissors, okay? As you're both about to play, ask her what color her shirt is. If she answers right away, she will always throw scissors. I think women will always throw scissors

just because they want to chop your dick off. That's in their mind. It's like a subconscious kind of deal. Yeah. That's, where did you come up with that? If they answer right away, they'll throw scissors. Sean, this is a guy. Is it because scissors is the last to be saying why dance in an array? So let's start dancing rock paper scissors. Scissors sticks in your mind. You know what I mean? It's the last thing you can, you can jump back to it.

Scissors feels safe because it's a weapon. Right. Right. You know, a rock is a weapon, too, but not for a woman. Because they have no upper body strength. Sizzards, though, scissors, they can defensively stab you as they're getting raped. That's what, that's why it's a weapon for them. Yeah. Also, it's probably easier to hide a pair of scissors than a big rock. That's true. Less questions. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Oh, I'm just, you know, they could be like Wolverine. Right. Yeah. They're scissors and they're less questions. Yeah, right. Oh, I'm just, you know, they can be like Wolverine, right? Yeah. They're scissors and they're knuckles.

Yeah. Justin Glover's, I think I got to rage for you. It's when you're watching porn on your phone and the video player pauses, when you touch the screen instead of bringing up the UI and then pressing again to pause. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Because you want to touch the screen to get rid of the UI

and to bring it up to jump back 15 seconds if you miss something. Yeah. I think he's coming. I missed the, I missed the right about to come. Go back, but then you press it and it pauses. Right. It's on the ruined.

Yeah. I got to go start over and find a new one. I'm switching categories. Yep. I know what I know what he's talking about. I just want to and find a new one. I'm switching categories. Yep, I know what he's talking about. I just wanna skip to a new position. I'm not pausing it to appreciate the cinematography. Yeah.

Why would you ever... You'll have a problem. Why would you ever want to pause a porn? Yeah, you wanna mute it. Yeah, right? Right. Pause. Like, it's kind of, I mean, that's,

I gotta pause this and pick it up later. Have a magazine and have fun. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. Let's see here. Jay says, best episode you've done this year. Get the big. Thank you. Breast the Iranian girl back on as soon as you can. Her reading a fat watch article will be funny. Have a good one, buddy.

I will try. Oh, she was cool. She, I think she genuinely had fun too. Like some of her like, I can't wait to get out of here. She hung around, asked questions about, you know, the internet. She did. I tried to act like a big shot, giving her advice. Yeah, but you know what you're talking about.

Yeah, but that wouldn't help a guy like that. I'd be like, I mean, try whatever you want. Yeah, no, I know. All right, then he also has a, has a fat watch article. Here. Jay. Today in fat news. Okay, this is the.

This is called doing the most curve collective cabaret. It looks like somebody force fed a peacock trying to get a fwagra out of it or something. Yeah. Oh my god, those are peacock feathers. I just saw the coloring. I'm like, it looks like a fucking peacock. Collective cab rays, the cure for fat phobia in burlesque. There was a fat phobia in burlesque. Wow. That is the least fat phobic thing ever. Yeah. We've got a lot of, I'm trying to think of an analogy for that. Words fail.

I've got a real racism in prison problem. Miss, mix, mix, pucks aplenty. Okay, her name is MX, or their name is MX pucks aplenty. Okay, her name is MX or their name is MX pucks aplenty. Mixed. Known as the, they, them, yes, queen of burlask, ended the debut performance of Curve Collective Cabaret by sharing people of color, black folks especially. Not everybody of color is equal folks. There are a lot of Mexicans in cabaret? Is that something the abuelist the Tias do?

Yeah. Right. I ain't a bunch of fat Mexican ladies screaming at each other throwing tortillas at each other, especially do the most at the very least all of the time. Black folks especially do the most with the very least all of the time. I need to see citation of that. And the collective is a reflection of that sentiment they are doing the most. Dalia Cash lavishly own.

Salon Jerry. Salon Jerry. Sounds like a game obster. Titanic tits, the Leviathan, and Mrs. Pux, a plenty, bring a greatness to the stage, I made of some of those, that is rarely seen or celebrated in the broader burlesque community.

I'm pretty sure that burlesque is, the burlesque arteries are bursting with fat acceptance. Yeah. Right. If you go to a burlesque show and the door is less than four feet wide, I automatically think fat women when I think burlesque. Yeah. I've never been to a show though, but I don't know where I got that.

You're correct. Okay. You're correct to think that, Sean. Not only do they show their fat bodies are sexy, but that the fat black bodies have been a part of drag and burlash history that often goes on told, unsullibrated and unseen. No, we're seeing it. I sat down with members of the collective to talk about their journeys and self-love, self-acceptance, and combating fat phobia. What is this woman? This is like the genie in Aladdin.

So I wished out. Is that a trans woman? No, look at the tits. Well, no, I know, but who the fuck knows? But we're gonna say they, them like, yeah, but they still go by, they, I guess it's the days, like just for fun. That's one, are there any more pics?

Oh, wow. What a charming charming woman there. Okay. Oh, are we going to get struck again for a new to the? Come on. Come on. See, I can't do contact sports because I'm going to buy the way. Yes.

Those, uh, those, uh, nipple cover nipple coverings are our center caps for rims. Yeah, where the fuck's the area was going in this picture? They cover the cover lug nuts on a big rig. Upcaps. Yeah, that's why you know, do you think she's using the lock nut? Uh, no, yeah, yeah, that hidden stashed away somewhere. Right, right. I have, I can, I have to stop doing sports at my age,

because I'll break all my shit, but fat women can do it forever. You can get fat or in fat or find another. Oh, they got one token hop, hot woman riding a, do you think the hot girls go right about these things? And they're like, oh, I'm gonna really fucking lay it. I'm gonna really embrace the burlask.

I'm gonna really put them out there for everybody to see. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think of that? Yeah, I don't know. There's a little bit of, you can never put a past woman. Let's see, I got some more fat watch stuff. Oh, Lizzo's out. Out again, having fun.

Climate crusader, Lizzo. Oh! Oh! Oh! God dammit. I'm never ready for it. How could you be? Like a loading a Clydesdale into a plane.

Climate crusader, climate crusader, that's what she's known for. Yeah. Since last week or some, you know what I mean? She just eats CO2. They've got her outside the manufacturing plan and Doc Wiler. Yeah. It fits there eating gigantic swats of carbon dioxide.

Exactly, yeah. Like farva in beer fest, just gigantic swats of carbon dioxide. Exactly. Yeah. Like farva in beer fest, just sucking it out of the air. Fucking blue whale sailing through a fucking cloud of krill. Climate crusader, Lucio poses while porting, while boarding another private jet. Wow. Oh, so this is the, pointing out the hypocrisy. Oh, I mean, you said another private jet. Oh, yeah. That, so this is the she's pointing out the hypocrisy. Oh, I mean, you just another private

jet. Oh, yeah, thanks guys. Right. Um, she's wearing, uh, I guess, like red chaps. I'm not sure. Is that what that is? My God. I mean, her ass is bigger than her. Those are probably yoga pants and they just burst like on the way up the stairs. They're made out of spider silk. So like it's still going on on the side. Her ass has burst it out of the back. Yeah. It's bigger than her butt. Her butt is bigger than her back. But it's larger than her back than her entire back. I know it is. And her leg. She's wearing heels, which I suppose are, tungsten rods.

Right, it's some sort of uranium fuel. Right, they scrapped some fucking blackbirds and took the titanium and boron and shit out of it. It's like an happened sketch that she's got shoes on at all instead of just like metallic like clogs. You're putting a woman. How does she go? She goes to the shoe store and says, give me like what?

You know, hydraulic pumps. Give me your finest shoes. Yeah. And then the shoe people are like, oh, yeah, we, yeah, definitely. Let me just give you, we definitely want our shoes on you. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful. Fuck, she needs a ferry or not a fucking,

they don't show the size of this private jet either. They should have, because she would look, because if it's like a normal private jet, she would look way too big. Yeah. Remember that police academy when the fat guy walks, when high tower walks from one side of the plane to the other and the whole plane goes to one side?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that. Roy says, why does Disney have to reboot Operation Dumbot Drop? Yeah, I agree. No, okay, pretty good, pretty good. Pretty good. Let's see, maybe we have one more.

Rebooting everything. Oh, Huff Poe, that's always good for a few bitter chuckles. It's always good for a, oh yeah, Huff-Pow, that's always good for a few bitter chuckles. It's always good for a, oh yeah, Huff-Pow, okay. This article says, oh, here's a, I gained 70 pounds during COVID. And I was treated differently. People were surprised when I went back to the office. Here's what happened on my first day back in the office. I had a heart attack.

Well, I noticed that my weight gain when working from, well, I had noticed, man, the way people always add like, hats and do's in front of stuff is driving me crazy. Yeah, so a lot of it's unnecessary. I watched that show the ultimatum. We're a bunch of weirdo young people, like young couples, I'll need an excuse to fuck other people. Right, right,

right. I've heard about it. So they do a game show. Yeah. And they can't, like they can't form a sentence without adding these those kind of, yeah, I do love you. And I do want to, like, just say I love you. Right. It's not I do anything. Yeah, yeah. And I have right had just say the verb. right. It's not I do anything. Yeah, yeah. And I have right had just say the verb. Uh, while I had noticed my weight gain when working from home, I wasn't aware of it on a minute by minute basis. And I certainly didn't have to worry about what anyone else thought about it, which is why you gain 70 pounds. So the weight gain didn't make you do this hairdo though. No, the fuck is this? It's like a Conan the Barbarian hair tie. It looks like when a fucking four year old cuts their doll's hair. Yeah.

Given all the things that have changed in the past two years of life under COVID, my body is almost certainly among the least important. You can tell. But that it has changed is undeniable. When I started to hear people talking about the COVID-15, yeah, you're fucking clothes don't lie. I'm not gaining weight. She had a bowel new clothes, I guess. Well, 70 pounds.

She was lucky a lot when she was. 70 pounds you would have to. You can't wear any, if you gain 70 pounds, you can't comfortably wear anything you own. There's no way. I thought it was cute because I had already gained more like 40 pounds. Oh, no. Oh, it's so cute.

Little fucking amateur. Amateurs when they're fucking 15 pounds. Now two years into the band. I'll see you're 15 and raise you another 25. I'm estimating the number is close to 70. You know, it wouldn't be that hard for you to figure out exactly what the number was. Well, that's for, yeah, but that's your fucking article. That's being stared at in the face by a solid black and white because she tells herself that it's 40 and set and compromises on 70 and says, oh, I'm just, I'm playing it up

because it might be 80 to 80. Yeah. I mean, that's, yeah. So you're going to start traveling through time to a couple more big max. But my clothing is now four or five sizes larger than we took our laptops home in March, assuming we'd be back in a few weeks. Yeah, you guys made sure that we were not. A pre-pandemic, I commuted to work every day. I used to walk to my subway stop, climb up and down.

Oh, walking to work is what caused this. Walking back and forth to the office. I don't know how it happened. I used to climb up and down subway steps and now I'm fat as a house. Yeah. I got into taking dance classes virtually. Finds you big hippos dancing around like Fantasia, getting their studio apartments, noise complaints from the neighbors. Yeah. Bangin' on their ceiling with a broom. Yeah.

Mohing hysterically. And clumsily channeled my inner Brittany and Beyonce. You gotta pick one in my living room. And eventually outdoors when classes started to meet in the park, oh, what a sorry site that would have been. Mm hmm. That's worse than 9-11. Looks like a fucking, maybe it was Zoo exhibit. Right next to the zoo, elephants are probably trumpeting

like crazy all-forny. Right. Seeing all these fat chicks dancing around, getting out of my comfort zone with a dance was a joyful pandemic surprise and it got me sweating. Ugh. Mm. But I think compared to being an active everyday human.

My diet hasn't changed significantly. I don't believe you. But there are many days when I sit at home all day, barely moving from the one spot where I hunch over my laptop, until it's time to walk the two blocks to pick up my son from school. But you need to walk. Just sitting there eating candy all day.

As a result of blah, blah, blah. I've got as much internalized fat phobia as the next gal. No, you don't. You really don't. This is not every woman, every woman, but I wasn't initially too alarmed. My weight is always fluctuated. Oprah style.

Blah, blah, blah. Okay, what's her closing statement on here? So much has changed now. It's a big crying. Jesus Christ, get over it. It's been a long two years. I simply refuse to, oh, she's gonna lose weight. Okay, that's great.

Did she already lose weight? No, she's gone. weight. Okay, that's great. Did she already lose weight? No, she's gone. So she's gone. Okay, good. So she basically already did. That's the watch. Okay. And that news.

Let me see if Avon Chartstale is here. Justin Gomez is here too. Hey, Avon Chartstale, are you around? Yeah, I'm here, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Oh,ail, are you around? Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Oh, guys, how you doing? Did you see that subway shooting? No.

Black eye shoot shot up that subway? No. You can see it in New York. I didn't know. Isn't that amazing? It's just gone. They removed it from, really? Yeah, the N-trained.

I haven't been in church. The N-trained shooter. Gone. The N-trained shooter. Can you believe that? I haven't been checked. The Entrain Shooter. Gone. The Entrain Shooter. Can you believe that? Can't write this shit. Can't write this shit. I like this shit, though.

I'll go for the R. Is there an Entrain? Yeah. There it is, yeah. Oh, wait for the all-go across the street for the E or something. Unbelievable. She went right for it. He post all these crazy videos about it too. Who did the entrain

shooter? Oh, okay. Wait. No, no, I want to do. I want to do your thing, Sean. You do. Okay. Great. Okay. So last week, last week, the news girl was talking about NFTs. Yeah. Right. Right. And we were. I remember I was joking about Sean and Sean F.T.'s. Oh, not only. Yeah. You remember that? Yeah. The board, Sean group. Did you speak it into existence? Oh, Corgan, the artist. You know which one he is?

Probably. Probably. I'll say I do. I woke up to a complete collection of Sean F.T.'s. Oh my God. Here, let me show you. Sean F.T.'s. I'm not going to show everybody. Great name. For Sean's. I don't know what to call them yet. Here, I'm going to put them up right here.

So you can generate like just like the stupid board eight clubs. That's funny. I look like I'm in the gorillas. Yeah, look at this. Yeah. He's paint war paint weed. Beef jerky. The banana docks, the dildos. There's like thousands of them. That's so cool. Yeah, so I kinda got, I got burnout on the art NFTs. Oh, and then at the same time, there's what the fucking dildo. There's the bra, the mask, a attitude thing.

So at the same time, the stone toss guys, the scatter art guys reached out and said, do you wanna do an NFT? And I'm like, I don't know. Which is like, they cost so much and sending them around costs so much money and fees. Like if you buy an NFT, costs like 30 bucks just to buy it. Does it? Yeah, I don't want

to be in addition to what it costs. Yeah. It costs 30 bucks just to do the gas to like put it through the big worldwide computer to get it on Ethereum, on Ethereum. Oh. I thought it would be fun, but I don't want to make people buy, I don't want to make people spend like 30 bucks just to fuck around with NFTs, right? Right. So if you're okay with it, I would like to launch these on Solana for like a bucket piece and you and Corgan can split all the money. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Maybe a little bit, maybe a little bit for Dev stuff to do it, but they're all, I mean, I'll let you see it. Yeah, I'll let you see it. Yeah, I'll let you see them all. Cause I'm so lucky, it's like free to buy them and send them around and shit. What's the syringe? The vaccine. Oh, got it. That's funny.

Yeah, if you're okay with it, I mean, if you're in Corgan, you can split the money. I don't see anything like that. No, there's nothing weird with it. No, I just, you're, if you're okay with it, you and Corgi can split the money. I don't see anything like, there's nothing, there's nothing weird with it. No, I just, you know, I, yeah, I don't think there's anything that, uh, whatever, whoever's creating, you know, morality and, uh, society. Yeah, look at that one.

What's that? You got the bed on that one. Um, I don't know. I'll try to set it up. I got one arm. I think they look really cool. They look amazing. Uh, I'll try to set it up. I got one arm. I think they look really cool. They look amazing. I'll try to set it up on Solana before 420.

Ideally, I think it would have been funny to launch on 420. Yeah. I just set them up and let people pick them up there if they want. What's the face paint? I don't know. The Joker, the society.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you always say how we live in a society. Do I? Yeah, you want. That's like your, that's like your catchphrase. Really? No. All right, so shonny's.art.

I'll have them up. You can see one there, but I'm gonna put them up there. I don't know. Maybe if they all sell out, I'll go put some on Stone Toss'es thing, like special editions, but I, I think other people have fun with them. Like the way Dickles used to be, right?

Where it was like a dime to send Dickles around. Yeah. Back in the day when I first did them and people got into it, it cost like no money to send Dickles around. And then Ethereum got insanely expensive. Yeah, that's a, that's a fucking trip. They're crazy, man. I'll show you more after the show, but it's wild.

We've been working all week to make sure that they like fit together because they're all layer based. One on zero. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so go to shonny.art. What did I say? Like somebody getting stabbed in the eye,

I got the ass farming thing right there. I just got that. So I'm getting stabbed in the eye. Like what did I say? I said something about just got that. So I'm getting stabbed in the out like what did I fuck I said something about that? Oh, okay. Okay, Ava and a stock guy Jim Kramer over here. What do you want to talk about Elon Musk's thing? Oh, well, you you fucking insult me like that. You call me Jim Kramer. I got a way better fucking win rate than he does. You don't like Jim Kramer. No, he's a drunk son of a bitch. What are I mean? Jim Kramer goes on the air drunk out of his fucking face to chill stocks that are bouncing off a downturn that are about to dump more.

So you fuck fucking idiots can go ahead and provide liquidity for his friends to rinse their fucking bags out and too. Your audio is a little bad. If you have a better mic or I don't know if you're mic's activated, but if you have one, turn it on. This is the mic I usually use. I don't know. Maybe the fine key.

Okay. Yeah. All right. So what does give us you to a stock show, right? You and your buddy. Well, cozy finance stream on Sundays called the bull stream. It's nothing any serious. We don't do like less ends in teaching and all that shit.

We just talk about markets talk about all the financial fuckery going on. Make fun of fucking idiots like Jim Kramer. You and I, we've talked on Twitter once or twice about markets and stocks and shit. And we have this different theory about timing markets. I say it's something you can do. You say it's something you can't do to a degree of accuracy of consistency.

Yeah, I mean, everybody thinks they can time it until there's a big recession that lasts for 20 years. 20, I mean, if you're trading stuff around the indexes, I mean, it's all sentiment-based. So the technicals and all that shit really don't matter on the indexes. But there's stuff you can trade that you can time it. I mean, every equity is a market. But yeah, I mean, we don't got to go to heavy into that.

The Elon Musk Twitter thing is fucking interesting, though. Why do you think he wants to buy it? Is this the most expensive shit post we've ever seen? Or what is this? He's buying every paper at once. It's like, what could be better if you're making all your money from the government and from ads? What's better than owning one newspaper,

owning all of them? Like he can control, he can control all of the flow of information for everyone who writes for those papers, the way they're distributed. I think it's, and, and he can move it into, he can expand the platform to moving into like other areas of media to take those over to.

I think that's his end goal anyway. I don't know, what do you think? Do you think he's gonna get it though? I think he'll get fucked over. Yeah, I don't think he's gonna get it. I think think he'll get fucked over. Yeah, I know, I don't think he's gonna get it. I think it's too problem, I hate this fucking word, but too problematic for people at the top, you know, for him to have that thing. I don't think he's gonna get it.

I think they're gonna fuck him. Did you know he's African American? I did. I did. The richest man in the world is an African American. We've made a lot of progress, very great stuff. Oh, me, okay. So now you can say. That've made a lot of progress. Very great stuff. Oh, we, okay. So now you can say, well, do you have any, I know everybody has like stock

questions. And since you do a show on it, I thought you might want to call in for like basic tips for people. I would, I would have my dad on, but he's like insufferable. Yeah, he's just. He just wants to talk about how I fucked up my life. Right, right. And you don't know how I fucked up my life. So he's slightly more, it's easier for me to handle. I got you, man. I mean, Dad does, I could pretty funny guy.

I've heard him on the show a few times. I know he's got a lot of experience in markets. I don't know. I mean, if there's any questions, I'll answer them. What do you mean? Like, general strat? My strat, I trade small caps. I mean, if there's any questions, I'll answer them. What do you mean? Like, general strat? My strat, I trade small caps. I trade lower float shit that's riding on volatility because of manipulation.

These are trash fucking companies with no balance sheet, but somebody's pumping up for one reason or another, and the whole key to that is finding that intraday kind of fucking manipulation setup. There's a couple of different types, whether it's to the long or the short side. And you just watch the latter, watch the volume. The volume tells the tale to many people who'll focus on charts and they will for cup and handles.

Watch the fucking volume, watch the volume profile, watch the latter and the ticket. That's when it tells you what's going on. You're gonna have to go slower than that. Do you use unusual whales at all? I know one usually, not personally, but yeah, I know of unusual whales. I follow him on Twitter. I don't use the service, no yeah, I know of unusual whales. I follow him on Twitter.

I don't use the service. No, but I love his fucking page. It's pretty cool. And his discord. So unusual whales displays like the sudden puts and buys on stock market. Like people paying outrageous amounts of money to predict that a stock is going to rise or fall. outrageous amounts of money to predict that a stock is going to rise or fall. Like out of nowhere. Yeah, where's the call? Like out of nowhere. So let's say, oh, wow, I bet I'm going to buy a bunch of call options on Pfizer that it's going to shoot up by this Friday.

Yeah. And it's and their premises that it's leaked information that it's illegal inside a trip that somebody knows. Yeah. But somebody always knows. Yeah. But somebody always knows. Yeah. And if you follow their, like their Twitter and some of their, their big scalps, like the outcomes of some of the trades, it's, it, it comes out true.

A lot of the time's like, oh wow. Somebody dumped in 10 million bucks and they paid a shitload of money to buy those options which you would never do in your right mind. Yeah. And then it ends up the company got acquired or had some big announcement and all of them get load of money to buy those options, which you would never do in your right mind. And then it ends up the company got acquired or had some big announcement and all of them paid off. Yeah. And but that's the worst part.

Is there like an overwhelming percentage to pay off? Oh, yeah. The worst part is they didn't why would people do something that stupid if there's no, yeah. The worst part is the number of congressmen who do it. Yeah. Like Nancy Polo, are you following this stuff, Avan? Yeah, Polo, he is like the greatest trader of all time.

Are you serious? Well, our husband, I guess, I don't know if he's the one holding the account. Yeah. But there's a ton of insider shit. Somebody always knows the whole game is rigged. That's why people like option flow. It's following call sweeps and put sweeps and all that. Because you're following big money, right?

If somebody's putting fucking 25 million on the table, they're going to get paid, bro. Yeah. was following call sweeps and put sweeps and all that. Because you're following big money, right? If somebody's putting fucking 25 million on the table, they're gonna get paid, bro. Yeah. So what do you do? What do you look at? I trade like small caps, cheaper stocks between one and 10.

I don't like anything under a dollar usually. I just look for imbalances, right? So you'll find something that has a huge ramp up and whether it's on news or whether it's just running on high volume for no fucking reason. And you just try to find different setups along those charts and you find ones that produce a reliable outcome. Whether it's to the long side, you'd like to look or maybe manipulate it short squeezes,

something that rides up on super high volume and pulls back and get a high low structure. It's very boring shit to describe. It's not very entertaining to describe. I mean, it's not when you're making tons of money off of it though. Suddenly not pulling that. Like do you walk people through it? Yeah, yeah, I've done that before. There's a couple of people I've helped one on one. It's not easy, you know, the profit of building line. You're going to shoot well below that when you start out. It takes a while to really make money,

but yeah, it's very profitable if you do it, right? You make fucking, you know, there's multiple dollar moves every day in small caps. If you can get 70 fucking cents of a dollar move on a thousand shares, you just got 700 bucks for the day, right? Do that a couple of times a week, you're sitting, you're sitting, you're sitting pretty.

Talk so fast, I can barely keep up with even just the math. That's my last chance. That's my last chance, and I'm from Laos, you know. That's what I want to pick, yeah. Yeah, how'd you get into this stuff? I've been involved with business since I was young, mainly business operations. And I worked with a lot of people who made a lot of money. And around 2008, when the market bottoms out, just, you know, a lot of people I was around

were talking about it. So I listened to and I paid attention. And I haven't been doing it since then consistently. I've had a hell of a fucking ride between here and there. You know, I, by, by open to business, I lost to business. I got hooked on fucking drugs. I was out of the game for five years. I came back.

I built another business. What's your, did you get him done? Oh, shit. That'll do it. It was rough. That'll do it. Oh my god. Don't do it. It was rough. That'll do it.

That's a fact. Oh my god. Don't make it off. How do you get off a fucking heroin? You go on to a methadone? No, no. Okay. I mean, I tried.

I, I, I, I, okay. Yeah. Go on to cocaine. Yeah, you just invert it. You're inverse yourself. That's all it is. That's it. No, man, you just, you go through hell.

I mean, honestly, I tried this a boxing thing that didn't work out. I will literally lock myself in a fucking room for like four weeks, five weeks, and went through fucking hell, and I moved this far away from Brooklyn as I could. Oh, okay, so the heroin's flying around there. Well, man, God damn.

You injected it? Yeah. Oh my God, because it's gonna go with you, right? You injected it? Yeah. Oh my God. Because it's the most bang for the butt, right? That's right, I'm just, yeah, absolutely. And I mean, that's the thing, you're not making any money when you're out there. I mean, you find ways to get by and everything

and you find hustles and I won't go into the crazy part of all that shit. But yeah, I mean, it doesn't need. How much do you spend on a habit like that every day? I've always wanted to like, I'm I worse. That was probably like 500 a day, but that's when I was moving some to like, you know, keep keep things going. Well, right. The only way, right? I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta have it on hand. Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, if you're working a pack, right? I mean, you can, you can make money and support your habit. And then you can do more because even the cash you get out of work and that pack is going

and you fucking arm anyway. That's what they always say. If you're going to deal it, do your, do your, do your stash, right? Isn't that the same? That's the first one to always get high on your own supply. First really of, of doing drugs is deal it. It's easier. Right.

Sure. And it's always there. Wow, man. Well, good job. If you're happy about it, I guess. I want to be judgmental. You think you regret I never I never quit. Yeah, they're mixing it with fentanyl now. So you miss it out. I got caught with a few of those bags when they started first coming around. That shit is no joke. Yeah, dude, no, I absolutely miss it.

I say it all the time. I wish if I was possible to do heroin every single fucking day and still have a life and make money, I fucking do it. That's too amazing. What do you get addicted to it? Because it feels great. But you just can't have a life. So I mean, I prefer to have a life and be in touch with my family,

make money and stuff. Well, that's the, every addict wants to have their cake and eat it too. Yeah. You always want to have a cake. Yeah, if I could do it right, right. Right. You could do that with liquor though.

I mean, I can't. Yeah, I can't. Yeah. That's a good point, Sean. Okay. Everybody's different, right? Yeah. Yeah, you just have to say, you're like, what of a heroin on the weekend?

It'd be okay. Right. That's like a challenge. Yeah. Well, just to get into it a little bit. Right, exactly. What's the most money you ever made on one of these stock trades that you're doing? They're still kind of confusing to me.

I understand small caps because they're all like worthless, like, like Giovanni Revea. What was that movie with Giovanni Revea? Boiler room. Boiler room. They're all like that level. Yeah, they're all shit. I mean, they're not pink sheets.

I'm not trading anything over the counter. I trade stuff listed on the exchanges. But they're all fucking trash. You know, that's why they cost $1 or $2. I mean, because they're shit companies, you just gotta read the patterns and the volume and the patterns and the price structure, really. That's how you get an edge. And I found a little bit of an edge.

I'm not some fucking rich guy. I'm not clear in three grand a day or anything. I think biggest trade I ever made was probably fucking five grand and that was like once on a huge space hits, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, it's mostly face hits. You're mostly making a couple hundred here, a couple hundred there. If you can come away with like 700 a day,

like I said, that's a fucking great day. I'll average like three, 500, but I take, I take Alice too. That's the thing. Like if you check my Twitter, I don't even post about trading most of the time, but if you check any charts on my Twitter that are my executions, they're always my losses. I only post my fucking losses, so I can outline where I fucked

up and say, hey, this is where I was a fucking dick. Don't do this, you know? That's interesting. How could people get started? That's what everybody wants to do. He's actually gaining credibility by like admitting his like fallibility. Dude, because everybody's like, oh, I'm a fucking genius. I fucking, I got the system. Come follow me. All this kind of, she's like, no, here's where I fucked up. The Wall Street Bets, guys.

I like it. I respect it. The Wall Street Bets, guys post-loss porn. Yeah. It's like in the hundreds of thousands sometimes. Yeah. Staggering. How much money those guys lose?

Because there's nine million of them or whatever. Yeah, they'll put yeah, have you seen that? Evan? Yes. Yeah, do you, one of the things, any time I've taken like a real big loss, I had one loss that was so big, I actually did a whole show about it on the ball stream was the entire thing of the episode. And like after that happened, and after I took that Ellen closed that position, I sat

on Reddit looking at other people's lost porn for like five hours to Myself feel bad. Well, I'll get this guy. He lost 500 grand. At least that ain't bad damn. What was your big loss? How much was it? It was like five figures. I don't want to talk about it. Well, at least I wasn't in Vegas. No, no, I was just in Vegas. I'd even fucking gamble. I just smoked cigars and drank scotch the whole time. And I went to plan a 13, which was amazing. I wouldn't have lived in that fucking place.

Oh God, it's different when somebody's talking about losing money when they say the figures. Like if somebody says, oh, I have a six figure income. It's like, it starts with a one. Yeah. Somebody said I lost five, the last five figures. Like, oh, is that start with a seven or a five?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You had to round it. Yeah. That's what do you think of Wall Street bats? I love, I love that whole crew and that they came out of nowhere. I love the comedy of it.

I was, I was poking around back that back in there before like the whole game stop thing happened just because I thought it was very funny. Yeah, that these idiots and fucking go and just go balls deep on these options contracts that fucking decay on them. Efforty's guys don't even understand the Greeks. They're like over time just getting crushed. So you know that was always very funny to me. I like it. I mean, there's a couple of guys on there that seem to have some talent, I guess. They make money relatively consistent. But for the most part, it's just a bunch of fucking retards throwing money into a fucking into a paper shredder. It's never funny. That is. And the bigger it gets, the dumber they get, like, they've got people just piling in there thinking,

well, if I just act like an asshole, I'm gonna make it ton of money. All right. No, man, if I go for it, like, you're gonna get wrecked, you're absolutely gonna get wrecked, but it's very funny, so I hope they keep doing it because it's very entertaining. I wouldn't recommend following any of those guys,

the strategies are very risky. And the whole average down thing, that's my favorite thing when I see them telling each other. It's average down, but more average down. You doing it. Magnify that fucking loss. I can't wait to see. I got my fucking dick in my hand.

Give me that five figure loss. I want to see it. Have you followed videos, stock trades at all? I know he does. He's, he's always throwing some out, palantine. I didn't even know. I didn't even know veto traded until I heard you guys talking about it on biggest problem, Weakertube back.

I figured maybe just, it's like an only futures or something like that for him. Nah, I didn't know he was into it at all. What does he trade crypto? Tradition. No, why don't you trade crypto? You just don't like it? I would understand it.

And like the host Max and Kaz, they're both fucking phenomenal. I mean, these guys both clean up in the crypto markets. But I think you just tell me all the same thing, work on the technicals, volume, price action. But the whole 24 hour market thing, I feel like I would never sleep if I had a trade open. But I do other outside projects, outside of the market. So I still have to be sharp during the week.

You know what I mean? No, I know, man. I don't think it's for me. I love watching you guys work during the day. Like I love checking in on the people who day trade. Like they're like obsessive about charts and all amped up all day. Yeah.

But every time I try it, I just forget that I was doing it and then I'll come back after hours and see like, oh, so it went up like 50% and now it's gone. Mm. You weren't there. It's that blessing. Yeah, you gotta sit there all. You gotta, right, be ready.

Yeah, no, I know. But it's not for me, but I really enjoy watching it. I don't know. You got any, you got any big, big events recently that you guys were excited about or coming up stockwise? No, nothing, nothing in particular. I mean, just check the scanners in the morning and see where the volume's flowing into. It's a no big event that I could think of. I'm really following this Twitter e-want thing. I hope to God, they don't fuck them. I hope to God because so many people are going to be so angry and it's going to be so fucking funny. I mean, holy shit. They always fuck us. Like they, I mean, the number of times that people have done normal,

acceptable things to me in the past, like when those guys tried to buy up all the was it the silver the hunt brothers I remember that yeah and they just they just came in and said oh you can't do that so your bankrupt I honestly I'll be I will be surprised if he gets out of it without being destroyed by the government because that's why they exist like the SEC exists just to just to stop exactly what Elon Musk is doing. So it's a bold move. It's a bold move you made. Pistol out of people off, but I guess we'll see again, you know, even if he buys it, I don't necessarily think it's going to be a time of change. I mean, listen, I'd love to be able to say the end word on the internet again. So please, by all means, again, I don't think it'll change anything, but it will be very funny.

That's a lot of money. If he's put in $50 billion, there's a lot of money to not change anything. It's unbelievable. Just that board getting fired would be worth it. Yes. Better fucking delete your accounts, you motherfuckers. I don't know why he's offering so much, though. He's offering like 20.25% over the Friday clothes. I mean, it didn't even gap up to the price that he's offering. So I mean, why is he going so high? I don't know. I mean, it probably knows it's not going to happen.

Yeah, maybe, maybe. But I'll give him this. The guy is a very smart business man. I've done business with and occasionally still do business with South African gentlemen. They're very intelligent. They're very driven when they want to get some shit done. They do. So it's not out of the realm of possibility, but that's a lot of fucking money to throw around for that for this garbage website. Yeah, it is.

That's reaction to it. 50 billion better spent on heroin. Yeah. You can buy heroin for everyone in America. You see that? Everybody go and like, oh, Elon Musk buying Twitter, but he could actually feed all the homeless people. Like motherfucker, you can feed a lot of homeless people too.

Yeah. Yeah. You can, you can save me pounds during COVID. Yeah. You're a hard food. Feed three or four. You can only feed almost be able to feed all of them.

Like, wow, then what's totally something almost people, give them a tent in your front. You are, you fucking hypocrite. Anyway, okay, plug your stuff. You're in the night. I'm gonna do voice ones. Thanks for having me on Bibble. I do the Bibble show every Sunday at 2 p.m.

The bullstream.live for buffguypillow guy pillow fights calm. I guess that's about it. Great name. I don't want to know anything high to those guy Max and Kaz Max was in Vegas. Max, you're great guy. You love that dude. But yeah, man, thanks for having me on Sean smooches dick or fuck yourself. That's about it. Thank you. Good luck with your trades. Calling, I think that's about it. Thank you. Good luck with your trades.

Calling again when you get when you hook a big one. Yeah, I'll call one of five. You got any advice for people who want to get started in this? I know they do. Everybody wants to make a quick buck and you sound like you know how to do it. It's intimidating to like just get in. Well, about something that you don't know anything about. Yeah, it is.

But people are making a lot of fucking money, even on unusual oils, people are making a ton of fucking money, just buying what the computer says. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, listen, if you want to get into it, it's a arduous trying process, start by paper trading, find yourself a strategy that works, then go small, like a thousand dollar account,

take little trades, think it percentages, not dollars, and then scale up. You're building a business. You don't go and build a big business off the bat, right? You lay a foundation, go in and scale. All in. That's what I hear. We'll go all in and we'll show you money

and then I can help you with a good heroin connection when you're homeless. Yeah, because you might as well. All right, goodbye. Goodbye, bye. Heroin. It's funny. Traded heroin for stocks.

Yeah. Is that how you doing? I mean, that's a hell of a comeback straight up. I mean, that's $500 a day. Yeah. I think I'm too cheap to be addicted to heroin and being a junkie. No, that's, I mean, I could be strung out on heroin. That's the thing.

500 bucks, I couldn't, that would only enhance my depression. That's the thing is like you become the greatest business man in the world at keeping your shit together, keeping your habit together. Everything else goes to hell. Sean, look at this, Shawnee. Okay. Yeah. This is the base model, Shawnee.

Right. Hold on. I'm pulling it up. I'm pulling it up on the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the way it works, like these NFTs, there's all kinds of like paper doll shit that you add onto it and take off of it.

I don't know. I think I'm gonna put them up for like a bucket piece just because it's more fun than all of this. Shit's selling for like $400,000. These stupid board apes. But what I wanna do, what I wanna do is get everybody to harass NFT people and say this is the next best thing.

These, you gotta get in on these shonies. They're gonna be fucking, because the NFT gambling people are fucking retarded. Think like that. Yeah, they're like, whoa, what's the next best thing? So if you have 100 people saying you gotta get in, you've got to get in on these shonis today limited time, you gotta, they're gonna be big, big money,

they're with big money. Who the fuck is this guy? Will I am, is it up Kanye's in fall? Just lie about his life. Listen to me, everybody. lie and say this is investment advice You have to buy and flip as many shawty comes the When that be funny If it got yeah enough to get my hands on these fucking shawty's

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and send your center console you take the cup and you start to pick up the coffee and it's like a hot so you're really excited like i i just try to get like the little first little bit on to my tongue if it i think if i only burn a little bit of my tongue as opposed to all of it right away. And while you're doing that, you feel a little bit of warmth

on your chest. Steeping around. Stepping out. Stepping out. Again, just come on you. Just leak down from that unfeeled tip. It's coming out that's like that city foam feel but the coffee all in your shirt now on your white shirt

and out your thoughts that you're driving the work now nothing you can do with the new you have to have coffee on your shirt yeah strut but we shall the extra five cents for a little bit of cut got to get it but you can't ever have got some of his women drink uh... i've seen women drink hot coffee with straws that they don't fuck up their lipstick

14th 14th. Yeah, yeah, they don't have died right But yeah, yeah, six two Money doesn't solve this problem. I've got a bunch of yetis Right, I'm all yeti doubt Yeah, brother-in-law buys those yetis like the colors. Yeah, they're great, aren't they they're great, but still these like coolers and stuff. They're great, aren't they? They're great, but still, their lids are, they will still fail.

Really? I'll be driving down the hill, brand new, thing of coffee, and what do you know? Just as he says, it starts leaking out and seeping around the side. I'm thinking coolers, but no, the Eddie Cup, where they have these tops. These tops that fit on with like,

gaskets with rubber gaskets. Should be sealed. And they have a magnetic thing that very, it looks, it'sets with rubber gaskets should be sealed. And they have a magnetic thing that very, it looks, it's very expensive and it is, it looks very expensive and it is expensive. Pop it open, one sip and I feel it fucking creeping around my mouth. Yeah.

Same thing. There's no way to stop it. There's gotta be, there's gotta be something other than a straw because I don't, I don't wanna use a straw. So I'm not gonna be done. So I'm not gonna be done. Uh, okay. Hey, dude, you know, it makes me a fucking rage. Then women, that's

absolutely zero context for no reason. I'm sure they're fucking boyfriend. But that was out of bar, you know, having a good time. It's my work throwing away party. Yeah. You know, I would have a nice scotch whiskey or whatever. I try it. I just tell the way to like, that's that's damn delicious. That's a good whiskey. She's like, oh, yeah, isn't it? It's all my boyfriend.

It has nothing to do with the fucking whiskey lady, you know, or my fucking neighbor. like I just, you should have packaged outside. I'm just trying to be nice. Okay, maybe it's big. We'll get stolen. There's been a bunch of steps. Yeah, right. It's trying to hit on her. I just take it to my place and I text there like, Hey, you have a package. I'll be home in about an hour. She's like, Hey, thanks so much. It's probably my boyfriend. I'll be there soon. I don't care what's in it. Triggery best. Yeah, just in case he started. I know, it annoys me too.

I don't know why. I put the kivosh on your insane fatsoes right now, sir. Yeah, I already have a boyfriend. Yeah. It's like it's so fucking annoying. In case you were doing this to get something. Yeah. Victor Sean, what do you go for yourself? Oh, my boyfriend loves whiskey.

Yeah. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Right. Great. He's not, okay. Any, any follow up? Can I go talk to him about it? Yeah. Any follow up? Can I go talk to him about it? Yeah.

What about you? Just say guess what, my boyfriend's been fucking your boyfriend. You got a problem. Come with me. My boyfriend's an alcoholic. Yeah. What about yours?

Is he treating nice? I would. I would treat you great. Right. Or the girls that start every story. Well, you know, my boyfriend and I were just say, I, I was at Target. Yeah, my boyfriend and I were just say, I, I was at Target. Yeah.

My boyfriend and I were at Target. And we saw that you wouldn't say like your, you know, so my mom and I were, you know, with every story. Yeah. Here you go. Hey, Dick, hey, Sean and Charlie, I'm LDP. Who makes me a rage of generation,

I don't know, 25 girls, whatever generation they are. Generation eight. Nobody knows. My wife is a teacher and get started to go drink and do all the studies. Teachers drink. They're doing the allowed. You have to have your son of tequila with a wedged rod that has a special on it. Does he love rules? Listen to some music. Fucking record player. I'm throwing some hipster in there. See what you got. There's no fucking way they like that shit.

They just have a record collection that says, you know, I have to pretend to like this because that's what society demands right now. Fucking horse shit. And I said, what is this music collection? Like, where do you get your music collection? Like trying to be a fucking millennial. Amazon music store, like it's a starter pack.

Send you a bunch of cold train records, record player. I guess that was it for generation gay. Is that what he said? Yeah, I think he did. Generation gay. That's better than millennials. Or is that the ones after millennials?

Gen X, millennials generation gay. Oh, man. They would like that. I think there's new generations every year and a half now. Yeah. I think you're right about that. Okay. Yeah, I got to raise for you. It's a motion activated timer lights in bathrooms.

Okay. Nothing makes me feel more like a fucking idiot than sitting there taking a shit in like a hotel bathroom or somewhere. Light goes off. And all of a sudden the lights turn off. And I'm sitting there in the dark with my pants down on a toilet, smelling the smells of my own shit. And it's worth a drink or something.

Because it happens to your senses. As soon as the light goes off, wave your arms around or something. It's like you're talking to a light. You should allow yourself immediately. As soon as the light goes off, your sense of smell goes into like daredevil, into overdrive. Yeah, it's a dog mode. The smell, oh shit, this is what I had three days ago. There's the remnants of the ramen I had, three days ago, yeah.

Yeah, you're starting to notice in specific ingredients. And the lights up, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the light blind me. Okay, one, one, one, all right. There we go. Oops. What did you click?

I can't. Oh, my mouth. My left hand. All I do is communicate with a woman and then all the problems would be solved. Oh, yeah. That is the lightening. I can't really have never thought of that. And surely it has nothing to be found.

That all these men have with women all other men have with women he believed in their Incredibly traumatic past that they all seem to share Or maybe I'm just lucky and I just keep meeting the women that were raped by their 16-year-old cousin when they were Okay, or the women who had ongoing relations with their step-father's when they're really loved women who had ongoing relations with stepfather's when they're eleven and you keep meeting them women who's like that mother starved in the lock-down

baby i'm just lucky they don't have to get a chance to solve that problem i don't know why women think talking helps they've been talking they like talking that's how they're and they're still fucking ahead People women don't talk to us. What's that was that about Pawnee? Because he said well, yeah, you got to communicate Yeah, yeah, yeah, what please describe communication. That's where you talk and I say what a great point

Oh boy. Relationships need, they need you to communicate with your therapist. That you need to go find a therapist, the man, and communicate with them. That's the key to a successful relationship. I'm fine. You have a problem. I've been communicating all day with all of my friends and we get along great. I just say something and then they say something totally unrelated. That's called communication.

What do you not get about that? Be authentic? Most ponies of, be authentic. Leah Millionaire. She left that part. Very good. Leah Millionaire. Authentic.

Leah Millionaire. Authentic Leah Millionaire. And learn to communicate. So whatever you think is communicating, that's not it. Throw that out. Right, right. Matter of fact, that's probably the opposite of what it is.

Yeah. Oh God. Hot women. That's just so easy. Yeah. Yeah. It wants to see good relationship. Well, be yourself.

Oh, yeah. I'm like ugly though. What if you're not you, not you? What about someone else? Oh, kill yourself then. Right, no, James, I have no idea. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Happy Easter, thank you. Ah.