The Dick Show - Episode 305 - Dick on What Money Can't Buy

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

Seanies, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in to talk about his TV show, "Did you used to be a body builder?", climate-friendly wars, Elon Musk buys Twitter, Millenials vs. Boomers, David Attenborough sells out, the IMF laughs, and Destiny loves Black people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I actually think my fighting online, maybe got someone to call in for the first time ever. Really? I guess fighting with destiny. Well did good ultimately after all. You know, you guys like some kind of like frenemies now or something? I just like him. You like, yeah. I just think he's neat.

I just think destiny is neat. That's all. But you guys have been on the same shows like fairly recently, right? Or yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We both went to Ralph's bowling thing. Mm-hmm.

I got more shit for the destiny. Really? Well, you know, because of the people very upset that I'm friends with Ralph. I don't know how I'll say it. Oh, god. They're very upset. They're always lecturing me on why I'm, it's bad. Someone posted an unhinged explanation like Pe Pepe Silva, of how me being friends with Ralph has basically,

has ultimately will lead to financial ruin, my part. And I'm like, that's not really a compelling reason to, first of all, that's not a compelling reason to get me to do something. It's like, oh, well, you're gonna lose all your money. Like, here's step one. If you're looking for financial security, don't go on international TV and call all women

whores. Yeah, step one. Don't do that. When you do anything but that, you knew the stakes of the game when you started playing. Yeah. I got guys saying, well, if you're joking about things like, but I understand how dangerous it is to make jokes, okay? I'm sorry.

I just have prick your prostate, pal. I don't want to know anything for a while. I don't want to know anything more about Ralph than what I already know. I just a prick your prostate, pal. I don't want to know anything. I'm having no interest for a while. I don't want to know anything more about Ralph than what I already know, because I only take him as I see him. I don't know what kind of shenanigans he gets up to besides the occasional leaked video or whatever. Or, you know, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,. You know, that's how he needs a big win. He's a big winner.

He's a big winner. Yeah. And who walks away? Who walks away with a truck with a million dollars and the trunk of our car? Our car, Walt. You know? Yeah. Every time he pulls it out.

Yeah, I just go, God, is he like a, he must be the devil to some people. But these people always tell me, well, you gotta, this is why you shouldn't be, my guys, you understand that I have lost all of my friends because they, they listened to what you're telling me. Like someone told them that it's bad to be friends with me. Oh yeah, sure. You're comedy with me.

Sure, sure, sure. So all of them disappeared. Yeah. Won't mention, like, they made this was years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, years now. Why would you think I would do that to someone? Like, of anyone to take this argument seriously. Mm-hm.

Absolute last person in the world. Anyway, I don't know. I'm sorry to show, Basin. God, my arms, my arms honestly, it just fucking kills me. It's fucking killing me, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I mean, I hope it's connected correctly. It is probably a fucking knife stabbing all the way to,

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Monday after noon. Oh, no, I got all the hates kicked right out of me. Wait, 80s girl must have had a fun evening yesterday. Didn't get your bile out. I got a bile drained out of the fucking hatchet wound. He said, shit, I hope it's attached right. I hope it's a day. It's I really probably is. It hope it's attached right. I mean, it probably is. It's like you watching boat at the man. Put the drain plug in, right?

I don't know probably. You know what the guy says to me? Try it, we'll find out. You know what I paid two grand or seven grand? I logged into my health portal and I had a mystery bill for five grand sitting there. I'm like, what is this? What is this?

What did this come from? Why? I mean, let me tell you something, and then I'll tell you what the doctor says to me. My dad calls me up, my father calls me up today. Right, and I know, I know right when my dad's gonna call him. It's right when I get into a nice clip of work, right? That mode, where you finally exhausted all the new pornography. The momentum killer that is your father

Every every time. Oh, that's good. Oh, I could answer and I could answer infinite amount of emails right now Okay, and go say and he gets right to the point. That's what I love about it. Yeah, he writes it Boy, you know, I've been thinking about stuff. I've been thinking about mullin moan is around my so your parents all treat you like you are their podcast. Okay. Hey, welcome to episode 2000 of Your Dad Show. Like, oh, here we go. Today's episode is sponsored to you, sponsored by, I don't know, Bill Maher episode I saw last night. So, there you go.

He says, yeah. He says, you know what the problem is, is that the media is pitting boomers and millennials against each other for ad clicks. I said, well, I agree with half of you, but you know, all of us, also, everything is your fault. You did all this. I mean, you did all this. Because you've been here for who else did it?

We've only been around for, you've had four decades of time to screw up. Well, no, I mean- Time to fuck us over. They were- Well, it's like climate change. Like, I don't give a fuck about climate change. They were given everything.

Because what do you care about? I'm like, I care about this mystery $5,000 bill. No. I care about the black hole that I'm dumping my money into for nothing, and I know it's nothing now. The doctor says you're not. Did I figure what out? The $5,000 bill.

No, I'm scared. I'm scared to look at it. I don't want to figure it out. I figure, well, I hope it's just part of their April Flaverent of fraud. His April, isn't it? Yeah. I hope it's just part of their April Flaverinth of fraud. His April is. Yeah. I hope it's part of their Labyrinth of right that insurance will pick up.

Insurance. Insurance. Just hasn't cleared yet. Yeah. Okay. They sent me the bill. I said, I took a peek at it on another one. You owe two grand for this.

It originally started it like $40,000, but because you went in network, you saved, no, it originally started at $70,000, but because the hospital is in network, you saved $35,000. So please give us $2,000. Like, what? Why didn't I save $37,000?

What do you mean? Is this like a trick? Is this like, I'm selling tires. Look, they're marked down from infinity money. They're on sale right now for $79.99 a piece. Oh, what a deal. They used to be how much? A million dollars, can you believe that?

We're rolling back prices just for you. It, but it blows people's minds when they just realized how the whole thing is set up. And even something as crazy or just as mundane as generic prescription drugs. Did you know that you can go this literally, there's been articles written on this. So you only went to jail, right?

You can go to like a right aid, like a big chain, and you can pay for 30 pills, like, I don't know, you could say, pay $185 out of pocket. You could go to Walmart and pay $8. Same pills. It's that crazy because they're just very few places market off of wholesale. All they do is like they call it shadow pricing. So it's like, well, it's 20 bucks cheaper than the name brand. It's still less. So they do do that. Of course they do is like they call it shadow pricing. So it's like, well, it's too much cheaper than the name brand.

It's still less. So they do do that. Of course they do. No, knock it down. What do they do? What are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? Your ship doesn't work.

They're a fucking wheelchair. Well, that's the whole thing. They're going around their yard trying to figure out how to pick up dog shit. What are they gonna shop around? Fuck these guys. Well, that's the whole point of what they call the insurance death spiral.

Where only the people, only the people who need the coverage can stay on the plan, but then they can't afford the coverage until everybody finally leaves the group or dies. And then that group goes out of existence forever. And I wonder what happens? Yeah. Then they start new groups.

I mean, they've started new groups all the time. So my dad sent the people who are leaving. They say, hey, we'll give you a disc, we'll give you a vote to hop in, here's another vote to hop in, it's still more than like a con, but it's not that bad. All the seats in here stick something up your ass. I'm like, I guess I have no fucking choice.

Yeah. I'd be happy if the doctor was making this money, but I know he's not. No, no, no. My dad says, well, what do you care about? I care about fucking keeping my money, man. Yeah. Are you fucking, are you what do you care about? My care about fucking keeping my money, man. Yeah. Are you fucking, are you shitting me right now?

I fire up Netflix. I turn on Netflix to try to ease, to try to ease the suffering in my mind. Yeah. Say, oh, wow, here's a nice document, nature documentary by David Attenborough. He's all over the place. I think they're trying to get as much as they can with him

in the can before he kicks the bucket. I hope he dies tonight. He's narrating everything. Because what I see, you know, good old Davey Attenborough, you see some cool, like all these great pictures of Earth, right? Big whales, fucking off, fucking plants, a guy shooting his tongue, that another guy, some kind of a mating day, right? Like, oh, just let me see some nature. Sure. I'll never get to let me see some nature. Sure. I'll never get to see any of these places. Right. Because I'm too fucking fragile.

I don't want, you don't want to go to rain forest? No. No. I don't. I want to go to Iceland. I want to go to a padded cell. You want to go to Iceland? I don't really know.

That would be the one that's green or is it? No, it's, I mean, it's, it is, it's both. Oh, it is. Yeah, I mean, it's, yeah. No, greenland has, is overwhelmingly covered with ice. And suit and dead bodies. Maybe from suicides. You want to do a road rage recu-vic?

I want to do that a few second. We got to do Sweden eventually. I probably just stay there. Yeah, that's true. So you want to move there and do ice fish? Yeah. Just do the show in an ice fishing shack. Yeah, a little, all right.

Pulling in some narwhales. Some narwhales. Yeah, the horns, the horny whales. Right, right, right. Well, I think the, yeah. Are they? And that's how, what are they fish? Narwhales and sloths.

That's what girls can, modern, that's what girls consider personalities now. Yeah. What do you mean, yellow sloths, love slots are well. Oh God fuck you Both what was I saying? By the way Art get your Solana wallet ready and get on get I'm gonna air drop a bunch of free shonies I've been thinking about it. I just want people to pick like pick them up like remember old top or old

Trading cards. Yeah, which one is that tops? Well, a lot of them say 99 cents a pack. They all used to do that, but yeah, like tops. You like tops. Top's it was the most state piece of powdered, covered gum ever. Like it would break into showers with you. Yeah, like who did that? You could really work through that gum.

I was like, wow, man, did I look in for my retirement. Yeah, go ahead. You're like, no, you're like, oh God Jerry Royster and footlands parish an umpire. Yeah, fuck you. Who's the executive at tops who said, boys, I got it. Let's throw the umpires in this card said. What the fuck, Bud Seelig? What the fuck? Who the fuck wants a Bud Seelig? Do they make Bud Seelig? Bud Seelig wants a Bud Seelig card.

I didn't know that was such a thing. When the fuck did you waste my card in my pack? You think I got infinity card packs to go through you assholes? Manager cards. Yeah, I remember manager cards. At least some of the more players though. That, yeah, though that I got understand is like, what do we do with the manager player?

Like, where are we gonna throw him on? Yeah, but C-LIG. The commission or not. Put an address on the back that I could send a self-addressed stamped envelope to to get my free Bud C-LIG card. Yeah. You only need to print a couple. What was I saying? I don't know.

You know, it makes me rage. What? Weighted blankets. Oh, weighted blankets. I know. You know, it makes me rage. What? Weighted blankets. Oh, weighted blankets? I, I don't know why. It's like a thundershirt. I must have been drunk. I decided to buy my girlfriend's long time dream of having a weighted blanket.

Are they supposed to just help you sleep better or what are they? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I'm throwing the covers off of me, So I don't want a weighted blanket. Oh, really? Well, don't get, I get hot. So I got her one.

And it's like, it's just a blanket that's full of BBs. Oh, really? Yeah. Are they like sewn into individual pouches? So they don't, obviously they can't, it just, it feels like you're slushing BBs around when you're moving the blanket. So it's like, women just have this,

but she's over there wrapped up like it's in a coffin. Which might as well be. That'll make noise, do they? The BBs? Yeah, I mean, or they, it doesn't sound like a blanket. Kinda sounds like, I don't know what I was thinking it would be,

but this is what we're suffering with now. I thought it'd be like a lead apron, like you wear at the bench of the office. Me too, which sounds nice and secure. It does. But this is like a bunch of, I'm worried that they're gonna get out and like get in my teeth or something.

You know, I'm gonna bite on them and wake up my chew end. Yeah. I have this, but you have this, inexplicable phobia of BBs getting in my wrist joints. Wow. I always have. I can't wear a little BBs. Like those shards that are just BBs getting in there and I'm going, ah!

Always, always. It's like Tony from Hector movies with getting stabbed in the eye. Oh, God. You got weird foe with eyes. Anyway, so the doctor says to me, the surgery says to me. I go in for my check, my post surgery. Check up, you know. And he says, he goes, oh yeah, so okay.

Looking good. Did you enjoy your four of Icedons? You don't have any extra on you, because I need to confiscate those if you do. No, God. Yeah, they were great. And he goes, did you used to be a body builder? Like you're going.

Body, there was so many better ways to phrase that. Did I used to be? Yeah. What do you fucking I used to be? Yeah. What do you? Yeah. What do you fucking don Rickles over? Yeah. One, you're going to the rim shot.

You're going to blame me for why this happened. And number two, you don't look like a bodybuilder currently. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean used to be? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Because what your tendons were, your tendons was like all frayed like a, like a, like a broom. That's what I'm just saying over the years. Yeah. Oh God, you could be a ticking time bomb in your other one. I know. So now I'm all freaked out to do anything because I'm like, well, this, I can't even check off with a sound with a say in mind. I got to fucking blow this through this one.

Yeah. In two seconds, I'm like, it does kind of hurt. And I'm imagining in there, just this, like a rope on a fucking ship, bring like a violin bow. Yeah, bring, bring. Right, last one. I used to say, well, you know, don't worry about it,

but we had to cut, we had to cut some of it off and like stretch it out, like I said. What? Yeah, well, you know, don't worry about it, but we had to cut some of it off and like stretch it out. Like I said, what? Yeah, well, you could just stretch it out. But you're like split ends like a haircut or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ran it out, you're saving that. You're saving that.

You're saving that. I don't want to know this. Yeah. What the fuck? No, I got to think about it. I think we should just bury, if your wife asks you for a weighted blanket, just bury her in the yard.

I think that's what women would be happiest with. Very comfy too. If you're just comfy way to go. So that dirt, put them in the hole, pack it on there, pack it on, bring a steam roller out. Like bearing someone at the beach, but then you just keep going and put it on their head. Yeah, just leave them there entirely.

You know, eventually they suffocate and the earth stops moving over their face anyway. So. I got this on a receipt recently. So whatever, I got, I don't know. However many months, I can't pick anything up with this arm ever again, probably. It would be really funny if this arm somehow blows up.

Oh God, yeah. Well, it's just walking around like this. You can see the disrepair of things in here. I got a dinner receipt that had on it, that had the audacity to have on it. 2% of 2% is added as a kitchen and staff service tip fee. Yeah, for the kitchen staff. 2% of your, 2% of your bill has been added to your bill to, for a service.

So that just to give the kitchen staff. Forcing tips. Thanks. Well, that's, that's just the food price, bud. What do you mean? What do you mean? In addition to what the fuck does the food price come from then? That's like wholesale.

Yeah. Well, they don't want to scare you with a couple, you know, a little bit higher numbers next to the item. 2%. Yeah. Yeah. I would really, if I'm going in and ordering a $17 negroni or whatever, and there was an extra six cents on it, or 20

cents on it, I would fucking, I would lose it an extra 30 cents on it. What the hell is, what is this? Is that what it? Just, I wanted all itemized then. Yeah. So me the wholesale price the wholesale price right give me that I thought that was supposed to be I thought that was supposed to be the out of the tip anyway. I thought they split that all up well That's a that's a point of it. Well. Yeah, and I think more people that gets a bad that's getting a bad name because it's like Well, if they just communize all the you know the tips anyway or whatever then what's why should you anybody be a good server Why should anyways, so then they start going oh? Yeah Communize all the, you know, the tips anyway or whatever, then what's, why should anybody be a good server? Why should anybody, so then they start going?

Oh yeah, like I'm just there. The customer will just pay more. If I know anything about people, it's like an extra $12, they'll really make them, you know, jump to it. Yeah. Oh wow, you mean my, if I kiss your ass, you're giving me a better tip or not or who fucking knows?

I remember I was talking about that David Attenborough thing. Yes. I fired up. And this motherfucker starts with, I've had the most amazing, I've had the most amazing life in the world. I was always an explorer, a boy, and I fucked monkeys and went around, was on this boat. And I saw this.

I started AIDS in Africa. I saw it at the fucking monkey. He said, it was me the boat, and I saw this. I started AIDS in Africa. I started AIDS. Like monkeys say. It was me the whole time. It was me. I've had to cure this entire time because I started it. Dinosaurs. And then he gets through, he gets done talking

about what a great life it was. And this is, nobody else is gonna have that. Yeah, and then he says now the biggest problem is actually climate change. And it's destroying everything. So what you need to do. I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh no, no, he, and he goes through.

He goes through, this is what pissed me off because this was right when my dad called. He goes through and talks about how he goes, like gives like a timeline of greenhouse gases and rain forests in the world. And it was like when he was born with his story and then shows the rain forest just drop off precipitously and he's like, and we didn't know how much harm we were doing.

I go, you guys, I mean, that's like you guys is M.O. It's just always constantly oblivious to everything. Well, we would never have done that if we had known. We had known. We had known. We were still doing it. You're still fucking doing it. That's what made me so much.

Okay, asshole, then just give everything away. What are you doing here? You're putting another one of these fucking TED talks together to gilt me by proxy of some dumb bitch watching this at home who's gonna tell me, I need to stop showering twice a day or something. I need to wipe my ass with C shells instead of toilet paper and you are doing fucking nothing.

Yeah, well, it's not doing fucking nothing for it but getting the word out. The boomers are all a thousand years old. So, hey, younger generations, just clean up our mess. Time it change, that was my dad saying, oh, we gotta save the earth. I'm like, motherfucker, we can start shooting nukes off today and you're not gonna see the destruction of the earth.

You're talking about the sea rising, what, two inches and you're upset, how at this point in your life, do you upset about the long-term damage of fucking anything? Yeah, I'm gonna, I can't afford my own body parts to be sewn back to fucking together. Chop you up and put you in a field. So fucking phosphorus. Yeah.

That's what everybody's going. Let me guess. Big plastic coffins. Sympatharies. For me, it's from out of the hide. Big plastic coffins. Nothing good ever. So nothing could ever get to you.

Big plastic coffins. That's nice for you. Put me at a very mean awaited blanket. What's the I Sass some clients that climate change coming back because COVID is over is like Right. Yeah, well, it's what's the hot thing? I mean that's been a constant That's been a constant they put a brakes on it every once in a while Sure, but with bigger things

Whatever where I mean you know the next school shooting or whatever, and that's gonna dominate the headlines again for what, it's just a never ending cycle of fucking just appalling situations. Yeah. Hold on, I'm gonna switch to your, I'm gonna change your transform here. I'm gonna rotate you.

What am I exactly? Or maybe not. I forget how I rotate you. What do I do? So, I'm totally, or maybe, maybe not. I forget how I had that. What am I tilted? I get, I don't know why I did that. Whatever, who cares? So, I'm getting lecture, I'm getting lectured by one asshole on TV. And then I have to air up, am I getting,

all I wanted to do was look at whales. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah to do was look at whales. Really? Yeah. Yeah, the show was short. All I wanted to do was relax and look at some whales, and I'm getting fucking lecture, then I see he's giving this, then I see he's in the show.

It's him giving a talk to like IMF people who are the devil, who did this to us and think it's funny. I have a clip of that in a second. And they're showing at this talk, David Amber, you're showing at the talk, this clips of these walruses falling off the clips. Yeah. And I fucking everybody in the audience is like,

oh, they're walrous. Cause they identify with them, cause they're big fat pigs as well. Yeah. Who don't know where they're going ever. That's pretty gnarly when those fuckers fall off the glips. Yes. And it also is completely unrelated to global warming because I saw that that original

documentary. They just do it because they're dumb. Like there's no explanation for why they're doing it. They're they're mating and some of them are fighting at the top of a cliff and then they fucking fall off. Yeah, I don't know. Nothing to do with global warming. There's a first time to watch walrus fall off a cliff.

That was the first time I saw it and it's like, I don't know why they would go up there. I saw the original one. I don't know why they would go up there. When was the original one? I gotta check that out. Recently, I saw it. I saw it by accident. I was watching some Walrus movie.

The only one I've seen is the Atmborough one, like you were talking about. Yeah. Okay, what was I even out here? So, I didn't get through to them. They showed the 2040 flashed across the screen of this documentary and showed like a nuclear wasteland of the desert.

I'm like, what is, what is, thank God, we'll be dead. What is, what are you showing me here? Just imaginary, an imaginary nature documentary? Look at amazing. Yeah, well, in 2038, Dick built a nuclear reactor in his basement. Yeah, great. Blowing this whole shit up.

Yeah, good. The fire department sent me a, I'm in violation of something with the fire department because I'm on my weeds. You're responsible for, yeah, trimming, like, there's no handy capable exception to that. Yeah. As it turns out. You have to hire somebody.

No, I'm going to put up an ad on Craigslist. What did you like look over into your backyard or whatever and just go like, you're shit's out of control. I'm so noisy. You know, they're always poking around doing whatever they want because everyone is, I love his fire. Yeah, because I don't get you tickets and shit, you know, they do. Apparently. Because everyone is a lot of fire. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I don't get you tickets and shit. You know, they do. Apparently, it's not widely known. Like a service fee. They're going to

hit me with, but they just mark on you to the city, you know. Oh God. I got a whole city thing. I got to get into it when I'm a, when I'm in a better headspace. I'm going to put up a Craigslist ad for a weight loss for women reality series. Weed whacking your head. Weed whacking my hill. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to get all these, these, uh, uh, walrus is out in front and say, like, look, there's a kid in cameras back there, you know, some of you maybe will be interviewed. Someone will come by interview you.

Catch them tumbling down a hill. She got to pull as many of these weeds as that's the workout. Yeah, called weeds. Well, I mean, that would get the weeds out of my yard. Right. It's like next, it's the evolution of CrossFit. Yeah, I should go out and do stuff that's like, you know, you don't find too many like heavy ropes, you know, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

typeships to dox laying around, you know, pick up some rocks, don't look up, you know, ignore me. What I'm doing. Do you see a Elon Musk, but Twitter? Have you, have, have I been paying attention to it? I was praying extra hard to Elon Musk today. Did it, was it was? Elon Musk, please.

It was answered. Oh, yes. Almost. It's getting there. It's getting there. You know, he works in mysterious ways. Is it going further than you thought it would go? It was answered. Yes. Almost. It's getting there. It's getting there. You know, he works in mysterious ways. It's a guy and a man. First of all, you thought it would go.

I thought he would buy it. He has bought it. We're going to keep it. Well, I don't know because of who's going to throw up. Who's going to throw up fit? I don't know. I mean, I would imagine a lot of people will throw up. Yeah, we'll throw the fit. It's a lot. Sure. I wonder if I would imagine a government. A lot of people will throw the kids away.

Sure. I wonder if they made like an even worse section 230. Like okay, we'll now platforms over this size have to, they did this with banks. He said, you have to protect against, if you don't regulate hate speech, we'll find you. Like that's what happened to me. That was Operation Shookpoint, which Joe Biden, which Obama and Biden did. Right. So it seems like they would do that.

That could be. Yeah. I also think that there's a, there's probably right now as we speak, there's a black trans, racial trans being in Silicon Valley somewhere coming up with this amazing idea of a woman black owned app that will let people freely communicate with each other without hatred, right? That will be promoted to Google and everything.

No, Oprah's working on. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't seem like Oprah should get into the space. Why not? I don't know. It's fun though. Fun-sing meltdowns all day. Yeah.

I'm saying they'll just replace Twitter with something else, but I don't know. That'll be interesting to see how that plays out. At least something's happening. Yeah. People cry. It was fun singing all the people cry. Really?

Like, oh yeah, Elizabeth Warren's getting in on it. People are just making huge embarrassing spectacles that themselves. They just say, people say anything. Twitter is not like, you know, I'll never, I'll never be on it. I'll never have a Twitter account. It's trash. So we didn't do the show.

No, I wouldn't either. Yeah, I didn't, during biggest problem. So it's like to see anybody get so fucking crazy over Twitter, I guess, is just, yeah. I'm like, yeah, that's not, that doesn't touch my world. Yeah, it has an effect though. Like that's where they, that's where they toss out their marketing ideas and then one will be in steam. And they're like, okay, that's what we're going with.

You know, Trump and the piss stuff, whatever. Let's see, here's the IMF women laughing about having spent too much money. You know, because we're accelerating rapidly to a financial hellscape because of them. I'd say for a lot of us, we're already there. Right on the edge there, yeah. Right on the cusp.

Right on the cusp of like, well, I guess I'll probably, I'll never own a house unless I get a bunch of money and then move to somewhere where you can afford a house. But even then. It's fucking, dude, it's crazy. I mean, it looks crazy, so crazy. How much money you can make in Southern California and not be able to afford a home,

like legitimately not being able to afford a home. And now that they're pumping the interest rates back up, like the house prices don't move, but foreclosures rock it up because the cost of that money is so expensive. Yeah, I mean, people can't afford, so people can't afford their new loans, right? Oh, yeah. Well, that's true. And they wait till they read, till they punish everybody and then send the interest rate

right back down to zero. So the house prices drive up, drive up again. The money is cheap to borrow. Yeah. Let me try to find this. I am. People don't know, but the black rock thing, it's more than just buying houses. Is it?

Yeah, they own a BlackRock and Vanguard. Oh, so it's still a spot of a bunch of houses, right? Yeah, but they're not as big like BlackRock and Vanguard, basically, basically, Oh, America. Yeah. Like they basically, they own so much of every company that they're the ones who've been, they were the ones pushing the Fed to buy up all their ETFs.

Go ahead. Back in 2020, which I said they fucking would. There we go. IMF women complaining about. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Look at this, look at these ladies, Sean, they're having a time of their life dressed that I smart little Scott or Vicki or whatever I got on my hand. I read the Fed was saying, well, actually, it's going to take a little longer than we thought for inflation to get back under what's acceptable. Yeah, we thought a couple, you're probably gonna be more like,

okay, really? There it is. Not a matter of time. I think we are not paying sufficient attention to the low of unintended consequences. Oh, unintended. We take decisions with an objective in mind. Yeah.

And really think through what may happen that is not our objective. And then we you mentioned saying that we did in charge of everybody's money. You know what happened? We just we didn't think of any of that. We didn't think of it. A decision that is a massive decision. Yeah. Like the decision that... Like deciding where you go on your vacation. It's a poor economy. Breaking up with your girlfriend. You know.

You did recognize that mainly to too much money in circulation to few goods. But didn't really quite think too much in a way that... No, we didn't think too much. We were talking about the problem. You're not better. You look like a fucking idiot. Who could have brought it? Who was...

Yeah, I don't know. ...crisides about climate shocks. We... Oh, it's climate... Climate shocks. Already out of time. And the fact that whenever something hits us, we just wait about this other crisis is incredibly troubling.

We're talking to that. We're talking to do that. We never do anything though. Oh wait, I had a funny one. Whoops, a climate guy. Set himself on fire. Oh God. Oh man, let me find this one. You got to look for the good things, you know.

I guess. Sorry, it's hard for me to search for things because I can't use my arm that well. Climate. Oh, oh, yeah. The US military, every vehicle is going to be climate friendly, Biden says they're spending, in case you're worried, in case you're worried, they're spending building case you're worried in case you were either not spending enough. Yeah, there's been billions of dollars. Retrofitting the entire yeah. Right, the next war will be carbon neutral. Yeah. Well, the entire military, look, look at that. It's a preess missile. You're like rolling over shit hole. The SR72 is a hybrid. And in case you're worried, we're spending billions to do it. Yeah, well, what was I? Good, I mean, I was worried.

Hey, you've got to invest in the future, Dick. Did you, what did you think? We got to make sure we're going to be around. Yeah, we're going to. Jesus Christ. We're going to be, it would need to be around for the next few hundred years to wage war across the globe responsibly. Just, it's fucking eliminate them.

It's really, what are you talking about? It's so fantastic. It's just, it's fucking just fantastic. Just straight, straight, straight, straight, because they don't know it's insane. Uh, I don't even think they know. Yeah, I don't think so either. I don't know why that one did.

Oh, set himself on fire and Supreme Court. Dammit, I gotta get that 12 foot.io. You can only hope that the true whack jobs of your group quickly and efficiently weed themselves out. Yeah, exactly. Like, dude, don't splash that shit on me. Like that's, you think I should go to the Supreme Court and lie my Ziv on fire? Yeah. I mean, yesterday, just because you asked that shit on me. Like that's, you think I should go to the Supreme Court and lie my Ziv on fire?

Yeah. I mean, yesterday. Just because you asked that question, definitely. Where is? Right. Let me upgrade your airfare. Oh, fuck you. 12-foot wall has been disabled for this site.

Mm. God dammit. God dammit. I'm trying to go to this New York Times article. I don't know if your little trick works anymore. I don't think it does. Slunching up some, what the fuck is this shit, I don't know if your little trick works anymore. I don't think it does. Slunching up some, what the fuck is this shit?

I don't want to click on that. Whatever. Wind Bruce of Boulder, Colorado. A friend described him as a deep, a friend. Sean, man, if they ever ask you, well, when they ask you for why I did, what I did, really give them a line. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, right. That's just crazy. why I did what I did. Really, really give them a line. Oh yeah.

Yeah, you know, that's just crazy, right? Yeah. Off to climb up with something. I do what I do. Right. A friend described the actions of wind brews of Bullard Colorado as, quote, a deeply fearless act of compassion. Okay, bring attention to climate.

Okay, so next week he's forgotten about, but this week he's the fucking insane moron who lit himself on fire. That's how he's gonna be remembered. He's not gonna remember for doing anything for climate change. He's an idiot and then he's nothing. That's how it works.

Yeah, I mean, how much emissions is sitting yourself on fire, really? Well, he's an idiot and then he's nothing. That's how that works. Yeah, I mean, how much emissions is sitting yourself on fire, really? Close made out of, yeah. Stab your, you slit your throat or you take a pill, that's carbon neutral. Yeah, I mean. Lay yourself on fire.

Then you gotta get the fire department to drive out there with their SUVs. He's taking his fat to do something with. Here's the guy. Friends say that he was a sweet guy. What an asshole. Just pukeshells. What a what a

what a convert dick. He Reese I blah blah blah. That's that

good show them. They just hose them out. This act is not a suicide. Some idiot said, well, oh yeah, that's the last. Sure. Okay, it's a protest. Okay, whatever. He was a very quiet person.

I kept to himself, lived alone, had a cat. Oh, but he was loud at the end. Shit. You think he meant to kill himself? I mean, I was stunned. One hell of a way to go, his friend said. We're likely to not. I mean, I don't think he just thought it would be funny.

I mean, that's fucking ruffles and feathers over there. I mean, that's really tickling the dragon's tail. When you know, when you light yourself on fire and then like, you're like, oh, no, but I'll be able to put it out. It's like, have you done a test run before? It'll be a good game show. Yeah. Light yourself on fire for a million, but who wants to be a millionaire on fire?

Yeah. All right. We're going to let you on fire and you got to put it out. Okay. I think I could do it. I mean, I remember you told me one time and it's, I've always thought about this. Yeah. If you ever find yourself on fire, you owe it to everyone in the vicinity to run at full speed with your arms pin wheeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they'll never forget

it. That's probably not stopped dropping. It's probably how you actually put out a fire. It's probably makes you more on fire, knowing schools could be. They probably wanted to, because they, I mean, they like molesting kids so much. What was burning them is probably just with the way they get off too. And they always tell you do not do this. So that's probably the way to go. You know what else David Ambrose says?

That we got to stop having kids. That Japan, and they use Japan as a good example that they used to have three kids, now they have two. So that's good. Everyone's got something like, are you fucking insane? Their marriages are like Japanese women don't wanna date Japanese men. Like, do you know like what kind of

fucked internalization of hope and like aspirations toward the future, you're thinking that you wanna plant and you're thinking that you want to exist in people's brains, are you fucking lunatic? Aren't people having fewer kids kind of anyway? Yes. I mean, they are, right? I mean, as birth control is, you know, smart. Not because everyone's hopelessly depressed. Right, right. And they can't own anything. I mean, I think it's going down pretty much. Like, I don't know if it's going up in any countries, but here's the worst part.

Here's the worst thing that happened to me. Oh boy. It's on me. Tannaka is retired, right? Yeah. I thought that was the war. I thought I couldn't get any worse than that, right? Yeah.

Maybe she'll get, oh, I should have that up. Oh, wow. Don't get too horny over there. Sean, you got to see these. Sean, he's, shonny's dot art. Get your Salana, wallet, and slulled, son of a- Dot art.

Seani's.art, yeah. The final talk with Hitomi, you're never gonna believe this. Holda, she. I don't wanna know that. Really? So I don't look it up. This is what, this is, she's, did her final interview

with r18.com. Okay. Who you should know if you don't, that's on you. Elon Musk just bought it. Maybe Elon Musk can buy a Tommy Tnaka. Oh yeah. Get her back to work. Right, right.

Or you can buy Japan. Something. Start to water. Yeah. She's got to get back out there. I don't have, people are trying to suggest me new porn stars, but the thing is, Tony Taka didn't start out doing porn. That was part of the magic of your journey.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, she started not even doing nudes. Really? It was just bikini stuff. And then they slowly broke her down. Yeah, yeah. That was what it made, being a fan of her is so exciting. Right.

Right? The gradual, yeah, you're like, I could do that to her. Exactly. Yeah, you're like, I could do that to her. Exactly. You understand. Right. This is what she said about Ritz. They said, you said on Twitter that you started thinking about retiring back in 2020.

Did something make you consider retiring? You're ready for this. Yeah. You're ready for atomic bomb number three. Get ready for revenge atomic bomb from Japan. Drop on me. Okay. She says, it was still corona that made me think about retiring.

I wanted to go to the US and was working on getting a visa before corona. So you understand the subtext there? She would have come here. Yeah, right. To this show. Yes. But coronavirus stopped, not only stopped her from doing that, but also stopped her from working period.

What is the, what's left? I don't know. I mean, just by go away, but to say this is the, to find out that this is the reason. Yeah. You should probably go find a walrus cliff. But the US, but the US also had a long-term lockdown and all of my visas were stopped. Sean.

The United States government prevented, told me Tanaka from getting a visa to come work. And like you don't get, you don't get a travel visa. One of the worst things they've ever done, maybe then. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. By far. Sure. That lasted for about a year. I don't even know when Corona will end.

And our work is not something that can be masked. So of course, there were that concerns. And also because I was rethinking my future when I could, I would trade every person on earth over the age of 65 for, for Tommy Snacken to come to America. I know. You know what I mean?

I do, I believe you. I don't think anyone would not. I mean, just look at her. She's pretty hot. Well, there you go. Let me see if John breaks pet. Actually, I told him to call him a little bit. Oh, what are you playing in here?

Let's go. All right, let's do some comments. Hmm. Ah, what the, well, here we go. Vlad, further explanation. Hey, Dick, I'm still not fully comprehending how exactly you tore your bicep. You stepped weird and then maybe I missed it.

Wait, so he was like, oh yeah, you tore your bicep. No, this is a Serenim guy. Oh, that wasn't the guy who was out of thing. That was Lee, he was right there. He said, you're like, dude, I haven't even got back to my seat yet. You're just through the ball. I think he's hurt it. We did a weird angle.

Did a ball get stuck on your fingers? I just started working out again last Sunday after a shit storm of time moving states. Muscles are atrophy now. Atrophy, and now I'm like, Dix Arm got mangled up from the smallest bowling ball. What if that happens to me in weight training? How do I prevent that?

I'm like scared to work out on, I don't know, I've had. But if it's gonna go, it's just gonna go. It's gonna go, it's gonna go. It's gonna go, it's gonna go. It's gonna go, it's gonna go. I guess I could have done it in a different way, but this one's gonna go in some equally preposterous.

I don't know, maybe. Like it's, you know, it's, I'm sure like most things, it's a cumulative thing. Yeah, like I said, it's just getting frayed, it's getting frayed and it was like, it just happened to be, it's just like, you can get a hernia, you can, you know, you can bend over

and pick up a cup of coffee and like, that's what fucking finally, I'm not doing that anymore, I'm feeling over it all. So I saw somebody commenting on one of the platforms, like actually, body falling apart, it's making me kind of rethink what I, I'll go about some God.

It's like, well, like there's no, you don't go out gracefully, like you're just limping along in this rotting corpse. Like that's not, that's very much against what I see about mortality in God. And like, yeah, well, thank you for being, thanks for listening to the show. Yeah, I can tell that you have been listening.

Thank you. Well, yeah, because it's no matter how, you know, he's an amazing shape for 75. Yeah, he's fucking seven, no, just somebody. It's like, yeah, you're still fucked up. You're just less fucked up than you ought to be for that age. It happened to me, if it happened to me, I'd immediately sign myself up for medical trials

to biomechanical arms. The second they become available, maybe stem cell injections are a thing. I don't know. Yeah, biomechanical arms. Just happens, man, that's life. This way it goes. Get out there. Don't be so fucking fat.

Look at me. Don't lose it later. Lose it now. Black hole is landing. Hey, Dick, I was listening back through the old dictation episodes and I noticed something strange about when you and Vito were watching Zack Snyder's Justice League. The subject of Batman Beyond came up

and Vito was relenting about the fact that the series ended with a twist ending reveal. The Terry McGinnis' actually Bruce Wayne's biological son. You said you already knew that, but that's chronologically impossible because in the biggest problem in the universe, Batman Special, which just came out at patreon.com slash biggest problem, you had Vito walk you through the entire way of the ending,

like you've never heard of it before. Dick drinks. Next. Fusted. I forgot. Who knows? Yeah. It was so true. It was so bad that I blocked it out.

The Justice League movie? Or the, wait, was Justice League, the Batman Beyond movie cartoon. Oh, they reveal that Terry McGinnis, the original Bruce Wayne was cloned and that's Terry McGinnis. Oh wow, horrible. Hmm.

It's post-Postor was cucking of his dad, awful. I blocked it out, sorry. If you read this, don't read my name on the show. I'm reading this, deranged thread on Reddit about how your Twitter take on flagging. Oh God. And people keep mentioning you giving Ralph a free pass. Is the guy, some guy sent me an email.

What is Ralph flagging? Yeah, Ralph's engaged in some, what appears to be your right now? Oh, really? Well, you know, what people do behind those jokes. I know, excuse me, don't that. I don't mean to, I'm just representing that. He's flagging, you cheap, flagging, it just sounds dirty, doesn't it?

Yeah, but then it comes up like, like it always comes up that there's more to the story. Well, of course there is. And the people who are the loudest about it are also guilty. Not mean to give it. Yeah, sometimes I mean, I don't wanna. And then getting involved at all,

even what I said just now, we'll end up in people just going, we'll have a wee flag your shit. I hope not, because I don't want anyone to flag. Right. Yeah, just not let's not flag. I'm also not a child, and I see a lot of lying going around.

Yeah, sure. And if you're like, we never lied about Maddox. She's made fun of them. No, I was. Well, never any lies. No, I can't. Nothing given any insinuations, maybe. Maybe some cases. No, because it just gets you in trouble, doesn't it? I mean, yeah, I just don't think even any insinuations maybe, maybe some cases.

No, because it just gets you in trouble, doesn't it? I mean, yeah, I just don't think it's funny. Like with Trump with the pissed stuff, it's like, I mean, he's, there's no evidence saying he got pissed on. No, it's just something you guys made up. Why is that funny? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, there and stuff is funny. The way he talks is funny. Yeah, his stakes is funny. Right, there's plenty there. You know, you know, it's stakes is funny. Ties are funny. The way he talks is funny. Yeah, his stakes is funny. Right, there's plenty there. You know, you know, stakes is funny. Ties are funny. Ties, I have a good, I have a good time. I'm tired.

I don't understand why he doesn't wear better looking suits. Cause he's like, I can gigantic. I've never had, I can't, I can't, I mean, but just, no, just, it's, it's got a flip, it's got a hip, it's, it cannot, oh, oh, oh. They've never fit right. Honestly, because he's from the 80s. I guess. And, oh, oh. They've never fit. Right.

Honestly, because he's from the 80s. I guess. And that's how he just stuck with that style for his entire life. I guess. You don't want to see him modernite as his style, do you? Nah, I've wear some.

I wouldn't expect him to, you know, change that. So it's like the bro code, Rita, it's better save all those free, but yeah. I don't know Here's another one false flagging in China from Rodrigo. Hey dick. I lived in China for years Well, they have a big brother They have big brother police and can arrest you for shit talking G loudly enough But in practice, they don't have time or need to police all speech online the way 99.9% of censorship works in China

is that they tell social media companies that if 10,000 posts with illegal content are found, they get fined a couple million dollars. Huh, I didn't know that. I wonder if that's... Well, and they set what illegal content is, obviously, right? Yeah, that's funny. That's like in America how they make weed illegal

and then just don't enforce it until they want to. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, sure. That's the worst way to have laws. So social media companies train AIs and hire moderators who don't really give a shit about the Communist Party to make sure they remove anything that might get the company fine. Yeah, sure. They also, smoking in bars, I feel like was like that for a while.

You could go smoking them and nobody got find or caught and then they were ramped it up. I think maybe it just died off. Yeah, I actually do remember a couple of places like that where I was like, okay, we're gonna, we sort of have this section that like, it's actually kind of a room at the back and the doors close most of the time.

You can go back there and smoke. Yeah. They also knew Glouffle posts that get mass reported just so they don't scare away institutional investors. Yeah, yeah, basically the Patriot Act, European Higgs, which is here's a

screenshot of a machine translated article by a Chinese law firm explaining why fencing people into their buildings in Shanghai is unconstitutional and illegal. We got our top minds explaining why fencing people into their buildings is illegal. Right.

Yeah. Just give up. Right. What do you, they say it's legal. They want to ask me insane about the Elon Musk thing. What? He buys Twitter, right? No.

I saw today a priest who consults with like the Vatican say on Twitter. Yeah, on Twitter say, oh, it's just a shame that Elon Musk would rather spend billions of dollars on buying Twitter than feeding the hungry. Yeah. The Vatican. How much the Catholic church. How many Michael Angelo's are you guys sitting on? How many people could that feed? Right. You pop his child molesting fuck. Yeah.

What about the people he gave them money to then? Yeah. I guess they're the bad guys too. Yeah sure sure sure. Is that how that works? Yep. What do you need that money for? How much you got plugged into the Italian stock market that you're crossing your fingers for?

And waiting to recover from, you fucking assholes. I think they had about, the last time I, the Vatican had about four billion dollars. Is that what they, liquid? I mean, I don't think they even price like the Madonna or whatever shit like four, four billion dollars like what they'll kind of admit to. That's what they'll admit to.

Yeah, what's, what's kind of on record? What about all your land, what about now? What about now? Yeah. Uh, and then here's what makes it extra funny. So you remember Elon Musk said something about cashing out Tesla stock and the world, I forget who it was, Unicef for something,

said why don't you feed all the starving people in the world. Yeah, yeah. They always hammer him for it. Yeah, I know. People who are starving. Right. None of you are helping, none of you are ever helping anybody.

Well, he's just the latest, it's like, oh, because he's the most high profile right now. So people are like, yeah, you know what you could be doing with them anyway. But there's a long feeding starving list of, yeah. What happened to hate speech? I thought that was, wow, it's also hunger. They were concerned about it. It was, they said that you could solve world hunger for

$6 billion. And Elon Musk said, well, if you give me a plan, I'll do it. Sure. If you give me a plan, if you give me a detailed plan, throw it back on Twitter, I will give you $6 billion. Right. So they put together this. No. We don't negotiate with terrorists. They put together this like list of how much money it would cost to feed everyone. Yeah. Who's starving, which is not like, that's not solving world hunger. That's like solving world munch. Yeah.

Yeah. That's not what he said. And now they're, oh, you backed out on your, we gave you a plan. So you've got on one hand, the Vatican, saying that he's being greedy and not solving hunger who has about, you know, $4 billion. And then these fucking assholes, these fucking assholes, NGOs, scam artists saying, here's our plan. And it costs about as exactly as much as the Vatican has.

Yeah. What do you know? What do you know? Whatever. Here's a screenshot of the machine translated. Okay, here we go. Oh, yeah, here it is. Hard quarantine is illegal. Hard quarantine is illegal. Okay.

And then the guy says this article fully conforms to the relevant laws and regulations of China. And who is that guy? He's like, he's the lawyer. Yeah. Oh, you don's the lawyer. Yeah. Oh, you do, does it? Yeah. Okay. Follows the letter of the law perfectly, huh?

Do you see what they're doing over there? China, the lock of people and buildings and shit. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh boy, Jesus Christ. I understand the grievances of people who get flagged and have their buildings fenced, but it's scary how the Western right, how the Western right sleepwalked

into the same kind of censorship system Chinese have. And now instead of arguing that all speech and flagging should be legal, they can see that censorship is necessary and only argue that their own publications comply with the censors' kind ones. Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? Get your head chopped off?

Chinese censorship is not really enforced from the top down through fear. Instead, they just tricked most people into believing that censorship works in their own interests most of the... That's true. And a few years, Google banned cuties and punished what they determined to be false flagging

and everyone is going to get fucked. Yeah. Yeah, there is... Nick Fuentez and Mr. Medicaler had a big, I don't wanna call it a debate, but it was supposed to be about flagging. What was it, a fucking just shit show? Yeah, let me get another beer.

Yeah. I'll tell you all about it. I love that I got these brand new high-deaf cameras just to give fat as fuck for six months. Oh boy. Well, let me see if JBB's still calling in. I hope so. Two.

I'll read one more. Don't worry, Dick, it doesn't get any better. There's Dick, you can call me. You can refer to me as glass bones for this email. I heard about your recent escapee at the bowling alley with Ralph just causing another episode of my favorite show to be laid again. I don't like the sound of glass bones.

Yeah, it sounds pretty rough, right? Yeah. This is what I need. Let me tell you from my experience with these kinds of things that does not ever get better. I'm 24 years old, and over the past three years,

I've spent the majority of my time inside of a bed. I've had five major surgeries in that time frame, with each one taking more time than expected to heal. The first one was the worst, though I will not lie. I collapse the arch and my left foot. I blew out all the major tendons and ligaments from my mid foot up, which had to be reattached with screws and pins. After this one I could not put any weight on my legs

for over a year. Oh, God. Oh, my God. How did he fucking do that? And had to resort to a knee scooter for basic transportation. Still to this day, I cannot stand on my left foot solely for more, is that a pun?

For more than a few seconds without collapsing, I won't bore you with each individual operation. But my most recent one was on my right foot where surgeons had to fix the Helix ridges syndrome. I was experiencing in my right toe. I think that's what came. I think that's what came. Guys get when they take it up the ass too much.

Really. I've heard about that. Because I was researching out of homophobia. Yeah, right. Not, right. Right. Just want to get out in front of right. Not, right, right. Right, right. Just want to get out in front of that. Get it right, get it right.

That's one actually almost killed me. I was rushed to the ER, because I was looking up insults. That's where I learned that. Yeah. I was looking up ways to insult people. Good. A flush with, this one almost killed me. I was rushed to the ER where they discovered the incision had mercy and performed an emergency flush. So like it literally almost killed me. I was rushed to the ER where they discovered the incision had MRSA and performed an emergency flush. It's like it literally almost killed them.

Nurses and doctors said if I would have waited another 48 to 72 hours. It got accepted and it was just seeped into my bones. Oh, God. And one of two things would have happened. Amputation or death by sepsis. Oh, God. I love when they say that. If you'd have waited another 12 seconds, right, you'd be dead.

At the quarter of your long and lustrous life, If you'd awaited another 12 seconds, you'd be dead. At the quarter of your long and lustrous life, according to my doctors, I'm wheelchair bound. By the time I am in my mid 40s with arthritis, another operation, they just say there's got fucked up bones and shit. Like, yes. All in all, I'm saying, I'm writing to you to say, heads up and only gets worse, but you're like 24.

Yeah. Physical therapy is nothing more than a lie. Is there some kind of condition or something? I mean, to be blown shit out like that at fucking 24. Don't give up yet, Dick. But if you do, make sure you take out a platinum visa card and float me around 10K my way, you think I qualify for 10K on a platinum card? Well, he wants 10K. Oh, I see.

Okay. My way, these insurance companies are on my cock. Obviously, I have a lot of experience with the US healthcare system. And now I run the books for one of my local hospital chains, making a little extra. So knocking his own things. Yeah, he's got his fucking deductibles, fucking through the roof.

Do you ever need someone to call in about insurance companies, I'm your guy, go fuck yourself and speed your recovery. Glass, bones, all right. Let's get John who breaks bad news in here. I would just fucking, just hack your feet off and get those fucking Oscar Pistorius blade runner fucking things. That seemed pretty badass.

Yeah, right? Yeah. And then you can kill your girlfriend. And they strike fear into the hearts of women. Yeah, right? Right right. You show up on a date from a tender date and you got those blade runners. Yeah, like yeah, they're like I ask your stories. The guy that shot his girlfriend through the bathroom door. Yeah, puts a little It's because of the implication, you know, the guy who once discharged a gun in a restaurant under the table. He did that guy. Yeah Hello, hey Sean. Ha ha ha. Hello?

Hey, Sean, what's up, man? I got him. Hey, what's up? I like to sneakily bring people in in case they're doing something embarrassing. I was scared to shit out of me, like eating a cheeseburger or something. Oh right.

All the attacks. No, all the attacks. How you been, man? I've been, honestly, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think what happened was I was getting mass reported because I think I pissed off like the leftist tick-tock people You don't say I just yeah, well, it's very easy to do I'm not I'm not saying that I did something amazing. It's very easy to piss those people off I just I

commented on a video saying like this is a funny joke. all about your cry babies and then a bunch of them started making videos about me and saying that I was a bad person. What was the original video? So John, wait a minute, just John, since the last time he called him this show, which you kind of had just started, you have like 500,000 followers on the account, don't you? I have almost 600,000 on that account, and then when it went down, I made a second account, and that I just crossed a quarter of a million.

Jesus Christ. That's big subscriber numbers, Jesus. So I was checking in on John's stuff, or I'd always check out his stuff on Twitter, where he'd have like 10 people listening at the same time. And I, right, John, it's not like when you're doing your live version, I was always like, oh, that's nice to be like, I like John, that's nice that he's still going. And then I clicked on one of the links to TikTok, I'm like, what the fuck?

Like, here I was going. Poor, poor retarded John. I'm still at it. So embarrassed, I have a pity, damn. Yeah, what the fuck? Do you make money like that? If you get so many people following you? Well, so TikTok has a funny thing where they do

like their monetization setting, and then it kills all of your engagement. So I got monetized on TikTok, and then they completely crushed all of my engagement. But there's new account. I just made a bunch of money doing that, like a two hour live stream on TikTok and then they completely crushed all of my engagement. But there's new account. I just made a bunch of money doing that like a two hour live stream on TikTok. No kidding. Yeah.

Like super chats and stuff. They do the like dumb little gifts and people can put like a funny like a parasynglass is on you. Oh, yeah, that sounds expensive. Just hearing about it. How much are you making on how much are you pulling down on TikTok? Not as much, I mean, like just getting started today, I only streamed for, I made like 150 bucks.

All right. And it was like the first time that I went live. So damn, Jesus Christ. But yeah, it's hopefully it'll grow and I'm getting people from YouTube and Twitch channels. So that's working out better than I want. So I saw your TikTok because we mean Riley tried to make one for this show. And like our third post was deleted for hate speech. It was a fat watch.

That didn't have to. I got my, I got one of my lives shut down just because I, I said the word fat referring to myself three times. And they were like, no, that's too many times to be calling yourself fat. That's all hard fat.'s too many times to be calling yourself fat. That's so hard. Fat. Yeah. You can't be calling yourself fat. Fucking live in the twilight. You got to put an A on the end of it. That's like our our status. Yeah. For us. What's up, my fat is. So my bad. Are you excited about Elon? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, so I stole something from you. I was listening to your show and you were saying that it's funny how with schools, they built this whole horrible school system

and the only way that they're fixing it is by making speech illegal. Like that's the worst part of it. I was like, yeah, that's a good, I'm gonna steal that. That's a good point. That's the part that pisses me off about that whole thing is that like it's not arguing and saying why your ideas are better.

It's just saying, don't say it at all. Yeah. Make somebody feel bad. Yeah, are you excited about Elon Musk? Are you riding your slurs in advance? So in the day that happened when this was happened, I'm writing all that. My show, my, I'm gonna start with a little F slur,

I'm gonna ease in with little F slurs, able to some Avalist stuff. I'm gonna touch on, I'm gonna go back to the 1800s, race stuff, people never even, don't even remember, that millennials are gonna have to look up. So let's do again. So I'll just do again. Then I'm'm going to get into the women's shine.

Yeah. I'm going to say, you know, I just want to warm up with that stuff. Now I'm going to say some real nasty stuff about them anyway. What are you going to say, John? I think as long as everybody gets their accounts back, I'll be happy. I, I, I, I, I, honestly, it affects me not at all because I haven't lost it. Twitter account that has 30,000 followers or anything like that.

I felt really bad when it happened to you, but hopefully you get it back. Hopefully that he just brings everybody back from the dead. That's what I'm hoping for. That was a great. That was a great. Yeah, I know me either. I like seeing everybody cry about it. Yeah, that's the best part is everybody

being really upset that that's a rich man bought a big company. Okay, so what's new in the what's new in bad news? It's been a while. What kind of bad news have you been breaking recently? Recently, I had somebody ask me to call their girlfriend and tell them that she had that he had pissed inside her. Oh my God. That was a pretty good one. On purpose. I guess he lied. He said that he was going to come and then he just peed inside her. Okay. I feel like maybe I've done that. Long, long time.

He choked on vomit. I think it wasn't his vomit. How did she react to your call? I mean, she just basically was like, I can't believe that happened. I was like, well, I'm calling me. Should have been the response. And then like I started reading comments that were coming in in chat and then she was like,

wait a minute, is this a show? And I said, yeah. Wait a minute. Yeah, there she is. What are you, honey? What do said, yeah. Wait a minute. Yeah, there's shoes dropped. What are you, honey? What do you, what do you think? And I've just called a random guy. Do you interview the guy, did you interview the guy on that too?

Or you just do the calls? No, I just do the calls. I don't, I'm not, I'm not an investigator. I just, I'm like a mailman. Right. I'll ask a few questions if they, if I am curious personally. Yeah. Okay. What, what else, what else have you? It's been, it's been a long time. Didn't we play some of the, his calls? Yeah. You got any ones that we could play? Or is that like a sticky, I want to hear your version of them though. I can send you the one with the piss if you like. I sent me another, send me a different one.

Okay. I got a bunch of them. I got some, I don't know, I'm going to grab a bunch of random shit. Yeah. Are you excited for shanis? Are you ready to get? to grab a bunch of random shit. Yeah, yeah. Are you excited for shanis? Are you ready to get? Yes, I am. I'm gonna buy two of them. Oh, great.

Great. I don't know what to do with them though. I don't know how they work. Look at them. They don't. You look at them. All kinds of exciting. I don't know what they, I don't know what they do.

Look at them, you trade them. All kinds of exciting. I don't know what they, I don't know what they do. Look at how you trade them. Stick them on the virtual fridge. I don't know. Make them your avatar for stuff. Feed them. Should I send it to you?

You can DM it to me on Discord. All right. What can't you do with the Shiny? That's the question you should be asking. Look at how poorly I would run a show. How have we played his calls? Like I totally train wrecked this. Like, oh, can you send him here?

Can you send him in? It's like he was doing fine just telling us about it. No, no, I want to hear him. That's a good idea. Do you want to just play them off in the TikTok? Is it saying that the files are too big? Oh, yes. Yeah, they are.

Yeah, TikTok. What do you have a link? Yeah, it's John Breaks bed new. TikTok.com slash John Breaks bed new. Stuck.com slash John Breaks bed news. Uh oh. How do you spell your name? Eight?

No, I thought that was. No, Jay one tick talk.com slash John breaks bad news. I'm gonna 404. Oh, yeah, I think we're all finding out about something at the same time. No, oh, I'll send you a link. Okay. I hate when people do that. Oh, Dix Patriots down. Every time I see it.

No. Please, no. Hold on. Sorry. It's okay. Here we go. You don't have a YouTube channel or anything? I do have a YouTube channel. It's just that those are like where I do like the long streams. Okay. Copy link. Here we go. I'm going to send it to you and DM. Okay. You know what, Sean, I signed up for in-home physical therapy for my alarm.

Oh, nice. Yeah, but, but there you go. I get all the way to the end of the call for the scheduling. I'm like, here's my health insurance. You pick your time available. I go, okay, and she goes, okay, here's the schedule's appointments. It's going to cost like 35 bucks with your insurance. Is that good?

Yes. She goes, okay, Jeffrey will be there. Oh, God damn it. At the moon. What are you dating switch? What are you, Jeffrey? That sucks. Like, oh, he's got an MA and I don't give a shit about. I don't give a shit about.

What kind of, what kind of, what kind of an MA can have all the, he doesn't have tits. I'm pissed. All right. The third one in it says, you should say, what is Brian doing at the sex club? Oh, it's spelled sex with S E G G S. Yeah. I got a club. Well, you fooled them. No, I can see past your naming system. All right. I'm sure it's just going to be all in pigeon. What is Brian doing at the sex club? Brian. Okay. Brian.

John Dunn break the bad news. I got an email here and they'd like to be kept anonymous, but my name is John. I'm from John breaks bad news And he wants they want me to ask you about your Tommy talk I'm sorry who is this this is John from John breaks bad news. Usually I'm hired to break bad news But this person just wanted me to ask you about your Tommy talk I don't know who that would be. And then they also wanted me to make, they wanted me to ask you about your visits to the sex clubs and catching F.

I think you have the wrong number. I think you have the wrong number. Brian, right? No. Oh, it's not. Brian. So what do you do at the sex clubs? Yeah, I think you have a wrong number Brian, right? No Oh, it's not The sex clubs

He did say that he was Brian before this I mean, I obviously I guess you're having sex but is it like anonymous with the other men or because that's typically every time I've ever heard of a sex club. It's always a bunch of dudes Yeah, he can go to sex clubs. They don't need the room. heard of a sex club, it's always a bunch of dudes. We're gonna go to sex clubs. They don't need them. They're a sex club, whatever they are. I think you got the wrong number. I don't know if I have.

Brian's lying. Oh, Thomas says he'll lie. Why don't people just hang up? He did say his name was Brian. But that's true. Like he said, his name was Brian. Hello. Did you ever find out how he was doing theX clubs? No, I did not find out. He kept that secret to himself.

Okay. I just sent two more. But yeah, so did I ever tell you about the production company that wanted to turn this stupid idea into a TV show? No, that would be great. Okay, yeah, I can tell you about that. Yeah. So I got an email from this production company. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say exactly who they are,

but they were like, okay, we want to do a meeting and we want to get in touch with you and do this, you know, we want to turn this into like a want to get in touch with you and do this. We want to turn this into like a reality show. And this was back before the pandemic. So it was going to be like on Quibi. Okay, yeah. I was like, that sounds fit. I don't care as long as they'll pay me.

Yeah, I'm great on Quibi. So they hooked me up with a writer. And I was like, I don't understand why we need a writer for this. Yeah, and She's like, okay, so I have a bunch of ideas first. I want to have you write all your favorite lines from like Warren piece I was like I've never even what are you talking? Warren piece

Warren piece. Yeah, like yeah You weren't peace. Yeah, like, like, yeah, like, um, um, um, um, Mao Zedong and shit like that. Just take a, but right then the way that you would say them. And I was like, what are you fucking talking about? Are you being pranked? Yeah. That's what I thought for a second. And she was like, okay, well, one of the things that we could do is we can have you, um, break bad news to dogs at the pound?

They're going to be put down. What the fuck? Yeah. I don't think about that. I don't know if you understand what I'm doing here. Why did they hurt you up with this woman? Shaggy. First off, the few ideas that I threw out,

I was like, why don't I have a cup, I have this list of emails, what if I get in contact with people that are like in our general area, I live in New York. So, like if it's in like the Tri-State area, I can go there and we can just do the thing where I sit down with them, I talk to them about their bad news, and then we go find the person that they want me to break the bad news to. And then I tell, it's so fucking easy. Why are we getting dogs in all? You know, like catfish, like, you know, like the huge successful show that already exists. Yeah. But a funny version of that with a guy. So she's like, we'll have you, we'll have

you tell the dogs that they're going to die. They're going to put them down. I's like, we'll have you tell the dogs that they're gonna die. They're gonna put them down. Do you think that's gonna make me look good? What do you think is going, what do you mean? How long am I supposed to stretch that out? It's gonna be one of the dumbest ideas I think I've ever heard for entertainment. That is the worst idea I've ever heard. So bad.

I'm trying to do some kind of surreal, like, what are you poisoning? Are you on to come up with that idea? Yeah. Any idea that I had was like, but that's making fun of women and we don't want you to do that. I was like, okay, well, this is what I do. You can watch all my shit on YouTube and on the internet.

Yeah. This is kind of like the, like, I don't go to pounds and talk to dogs. I'm not a Caesar. I'm not a Caesar. That's never happened. But yeah, that was like their big idea and then they just stopped calling me.

But it was like the, one of the producers worked on in love in hip hop and stuff. And it was just like, I don't understand why I'm being wrapped into all this. And did they give you any money? They were going to give me money to make the pilot and then they stopped talking to me and they, they had no interest anymore. They were trying to parlay you with PETA. They forget to get some investment. That's great.

What were your ideas that she said to misogynistic or whatever, making fun of women? Just like the whole, like any of them that were like, like I slept with my friend's mom, kind of stuff was like completely thrown out because he like was not good for the moms or something. I don't know. I mean, I need to talk to her to find that out.

Was that Brad, is that bad, Brute? Yeah, and mother's against daughter's boyfriend's got really fucking heavily involved and a lot of puns there Sean. Did that actually happen? That news? Yeah, I did some of those tonight on my show. The guys, I'm sure they're, like I'm sure, like they're not actually fucking their friends

moms, but they get really pissed when you tell them that. Like when you call a guy and tell him, your friend wanted me a stranger to tell you that he's been sleeping with your mom. They didn't like that. Okay, wait, what's one where somebody gets really mad on your tick-tock? So the one that I sent you, let me see what I sent you.

Exposed. It says exposed. Okay, I see it. Yeah. Hold up, hold up. Yep. So over the bill, over the big magnifying. Hi, is this, as is Keanu? It's like a telemarketer.

Hi, this is John from John Breaks Bad News. I have some bad news from Marissa. uh... hole is this kiana second-hand marketer high this is john from john breaks bad news i have some bad news from marissa white horse okay well this is she knows that you ran over her dog three years ago and she's really happy about it and she's not she's not your friend anymore what yes you found out that you ran over her dog that she's not your friend anymore. What? Yeah, she found out that you ran over her dog

three years ago. We're kind of bullshit as that. And she hates you now. And we'll just chill a dog in the street and just leave it there. Yeah, lie about it. What? Yeah, why'd you lie? Huh? How's she? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. Sorry, bud. What's over the bill over the bill? Oh, okay. Okay. Hi, is this a new thing? Like, okay, let me get the up.

Let me blow the other one. Is there anyone where somebody like yells at you back? Ah, that I don't't, I don't remember. People are just shocked mostly, aren't they? People are probably trying to figure it out. And they don't hang up. Usually I know they can't hang up on telemarketers either. That's so weird.

I got to play this one, Thunder Ass. Hello. Hi, can I call me from the summer? Yeah, who are you? Walked right into it. Corinne. Corinne. Yes. All right, hold on.

I got it. You scrolling back through your victim's list. Yeah, through me, through my emails. This one, the person. Okay, so this my name is John. I'm from John Breaks bad news I got some bad news from from Nick Scriven's for you Your explosive diarrhea shakes the whole house and everybody can hear you when you shin. That's the right answer. It's great. It's gross. Yeah, big thunder ass. Yeah, that's awesome. You can graduate from the New Gigantic Thunder S and you agree she stole New Greek schools.

That's probably a sign of no absorption. You should maybe go to a doctor. I could probably get that checked out. It's great. I'm just a fucking idiot on the internet. I love you. That's funny. Okay.

Everybody won. Yeah. What was one of your favorites that you can remember doing? I'm going to scroll through these and see if there's a one that I just and you know, it's called the baby and the dog. I'm pretty sure this lady got, she, she either was suffering from dementia or no, I don't know, but she was very confused and I was confused. And Sean, look at these.

It's just like a rogues calendar. I know. Orville news. All right, all right, the baby in the dog. Let's see here. The baby in the dog. Who will emerge victorious? Hi, Delilah.

This is John from John Breaks Bad News. I have some bad news from your one-year-old baby one-year-old grandson, baby Alex. John from John Breaks bad news. I have some bad news from your baby grandson, Alex. She thinks his publisher is clearing out or something. I said that he needs some fucking space from you and you need to quit being a crazy bitch every time you go out in public. I'm sorry. What your grandson feels feels like you're a crazy bitch when you guys go out in public.

Which one of the other in him is my name is John. I deliver bad news from babies. Your name is John and you what? I deliver bad news from babies. Your grandson hates you now. She doesn't like you. That's interesting. You wouldn't know that because she doesn't talk. He seems like a very bad person.

He wrote his email to me. He wrote me a email. He told me to call you. I would we know you. That's interesting. Who are you? I'm his lawyer. We went drinking.

This lawyer. Well, did you mention to you that in addition to me being a victim also crazy and anybody who comes for him will not involve for them? Did he have an impact? Yeah, he said it. No, I didn't have an impact. That's a fucking problem. We have a big pocket problem.

Who are you and how do you know my granddad? And I, I kidnapped him. We're into school. We got to see my back seat right now. God. Fucking. I'm not a woman. Oh, yeah.

I'm with my mom. Oh, yeah. And my daughter, but I'm gonna have you one more time. Oh, oh, she's serious. No, I'm not. And how do you. Oh, oh, she's serious now. And how do you know my grandson? She's like a 40-year-old grandmother. I call you.

Like, what? Lonnie, how do I know your grandson? Your grandson's a year old. I don't know your grandson. I'm gonna fucking lose him. He's very vegas. Yeah. He was, he was a child.

Yeah, he was with a talking, the baby was with with a talking dog they were doing a lot of dance numbers and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and He had a gay list too. I don't know what it was going on. I don't know. I'm thought. All right. She bored you. Like God, you're so woman. When women do that, like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, well, let me tell you, like, just, just stop. Will you stop, please?

That was a good, frustrating thing in the world. One of the ones I don't have it on TikTok, but one of the ones that was a good one-of-the-one's i don't have it on tiktok uh... but one of the ones that was my favorite uh... this guy uh... had me call his dad and apparently his dad had like used his identity to like open up a bunch of credit cards i gotta find this uh... response i know all about that

you have to have john makes and Bad News for you, Sean. Is that it? Oh, I can break my bad news. Yeah. This is for kids. I've been using my entire adult life to do it. Hey, guess what?

You fucked up again. So I called the guy and the guy started screaming at me and telling me that he was 81, which is like, I guess he's part of the Hell's Angels and that he was gonna have a bunch of Hell's Angels come to my house. Okay. I think I'm going, I know where you live.

I know where you live. You live in Hawaii. And I was like, what are you? What are you talking about? And hang out with that infant. Yeah. Yeah, I'm hanging out with that. The Hell's Angels is the bars with the infant.

That's the safest place to be for the hell's angels. We're gonna get their motorcycles. So, that's Hawaii. That's Hawaii. I wonder if there's just gotta be a chapter in Hawaii. Oh, you think? Yeah. A Hally chapter of hell's, yeah.

Yeah, they're after stealing spam. Yeah, that's a good one. What do you think of that guy, the Kartnerks? That's pretty funny, listen to that. I love that guy. People melt down. I've been watching so much of his shit. The Kartnerks guy is so fucking funny.

I love everything that they're doing. But it has not made me change my behavior, not even a little bit. I'm, in fact, now I'm worse. Yeah, me too. Putting my cards back. I now will just flip them over and put them on in the, in the handicap parking. I don't know why, but I, the same thing happened to me. Like I don't even feel a little bit guilty now, because I think it's like a game.

Like, ooh, maybe a carton argue will come. Give me a magnet or something. He's been in Southern California, right? Wait, just, I think he's like a game. Yeah. Maybe a carton argue come give me a magnet or something. He's been in Southern California, right? Wait, just, I think he's going to look at it. And cars and take the magnet off and then give it back to the guy. That's my favorite part. He's like, just drive away.

Oh, I would love one of those bags. Just drive it. Yeah. Yeah. Right now he doesn't sell them. Let me say that when he was on here. I think so. Well, because you have to earn it.

You've got to earn it. You've got to earn it. He has a set of, you know, kind of similar to Maddox in that way, I guess, you know. I'm not going to be laughing at that. Break, tell dogs that they're going to be put to death. It's so bad. It was like, I had no idea what they were, what the goal was with that. What they're going for?

Was that the pilot or was that every episode? He's gonna be the pilot. That was gonna be the pilot. He's so, but he's gonna be the shun. This guy goes to a dog pound and tells dogs they're gonna die and then leaves. She had watched the Will Ferrell SNL for a few times. He'sL and where he changed his dog into eating his dog food. He's like, well, Spago's closed and Morton has a new chef. So, he's your dog, he's your fucking dog.

You know, it's like, that was funny for like 30 seconds and then it's like, oh yeah, yeah, you're, it's a human, the telling a non-human, that he's gonna die and he doesn't know, he doesn't know what that means. That's a fucking hilarious. The problem is that those dogs going to die. And he doesn't know. He doesn't know what that means. He's probably fucking hilarious. The problem is that those dogs are going to die. But the dog doesn't know it. That's what's so funny, Dick. Don't you get it? What about neck? Like I think everyone's in on the joke except him. The one who dies.

Breaking news to like parents that their child has been molested is less offensive to me. Like that would be less horrifying to see. Yeah. Then you been molested is less offensive to me. Like that would be less horrifying to see. Then you telling a dog they're gonna die. I can't even explain why. It's like at least there's some reaction. Yeah. The dog is just happy.

It's worse. It's much worse. It's much worse. The dog's just happy to see you. And you're like, oh my God. I don't think you could have done that. No. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

No, I probably would have gotten there and just stared at the dogs. Like I would have tried. What am I supposed to do with that material? Some crazy fucking. It's very simple. I have, like at the time my Facebook page that I had started had like 130,000 people.

We couldn't have like, like give me 10 bucks to make an ad and put it on Facebook and like find somebody who wants me to do this that's close in my area and like I could do the format that works in all reality TV. A guy talks to a guy, then he goes and does a thing. I'm gonna ask you one more time.

How do you know my dog? Yeah, that's pretty bad. Oh, shit, I forgot what I was going to say. Well, that's fucking funny. I mean, it would be a funny reality show to get like fame, horror people to do that. Like to see what they would like, you know, Bruno level, like, you know, let's okay, our show is tell dogs that they're going to die and like film them, film them doing it and making them do like worse and worse

stuff. Like tell these people they're molasses. Well, yeah, just see how far they'll go. Just to see how terrible the people they really are. Yeah, I don't, you know, I don't think it would be that surprising to find that there's a lot of fucking terrible people. Oh, God. Okay. Well, you got any, do you have any plans for more bad news? Yeah.

I'm like, I mean, I stream twice a week. I'm trying to build that up to three times a week. I'm also doing a new show called the Most Embarrassing Show, where I pretty much just, like I wrote a lot of really awful garbage when I was in high school. Oh God. So I'm reading it. You mean like for just online or? Yeah, I'm just like reading my awful high school poetry. Oh, gotcha. And eventually I'm going to be looking for people to come on and read their high school poetry. So I've got to have a ton of embarrassing shit written somewhere on a Google drive somewhere.

You got to come on. There used to be there used to be this show in LA where people, it was like an open mic kind of thing. People would come in and read embarrassing stuff that they had written a long time ago. Was that like, as a comedy bit? Yeah, it was supposed to be. It was funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also maybe a little, a little painful at the time. Oh, yeah, it's a little close to home.

That's a little close to home. And I'm reading my own shit. So it's like, there's stuff that I could skip over and like not say, and it's like, to me, it's not. But I say it. I'm trying my best to just stick with the premise, which is the most embarrassing possible thing that I can possibly reveal about myself. There you go.

There you go. Do you have any on you. Let me look. Yeah, I give it a little bit. Jazz like the most even tempered person I think I've ever met on the internet. Yeah. Yeah. Weird. Yeah. I want to get into the yelling at people thing. I just don't have a lot of things to yell about.

Oh, you want to be in Nick Fuentes? And I'm a medicare today. Was it just being a Nick Fuentes? Yeah, a medicare debate, but I don't know what they're talking about. And I do. Oh, that was, I mean, I like both of those guys. So, I like medicare more than I don't really follow Nick Fuentes, but watching them just call each other the F slur over and over again.

I was productive. You didn't enjoy that. I enjoyed it. I just don't think it got anywhere. I mean, it was it was Medicare, it was Medicare who's who's unrelated to the drama and Nick Fuentes who is also kind of unrelated, but then what drama? What, you know, I'll start with Ralph. God damn, really? He's the fucking commonality against the world's ideas. It is the Ralph extended universe. Once again, Iron

man, Iron man, Ralph has launched all kinds of drama. Wow. Because Ralph Flank really has a gift. Yes, he does. Apparently. Ralph flagged Flamenco, who's a former co-host or DMCAed him. That's different than flagging. Okay. Instantly removes your channel.

Oh, got it. And then Nick Flank told me. That's a legal shit, right? Like that's. Well, yeah, it is, but there's also Google doesn't like even try to verify the truth. So it's mostly, the harm that comes from a DMCA is how Google acts, which is strikes your account. Like they could just remove it.

Yeah. But then they strike you and stop you from streaming. So like you're, that's not, yeah. That was never part of, it's the stuff that's not part of the law that fucks you. Okay. So it all gets mixed up in this big mess of, well, you're doing, you're doing something that's bad and illegal, right? They just pull a piggyback shit on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then the Nick Fuentes came in and says, he flags people. And everyone's like, oh, you're horrible. That's horrible that you flag people. And he says, well, you know, people lie all the time. Like all the time, there's nothing I can do, fuck you. Yeah, sure. We're banned.

Yeah, we're de-platformed. So I don't give a fuck, like I don't subscribe to your morality of flagging is bad, because I'm not fucking platformed, right? Right. So it's, so you've got to, all these people who are platformed, who have their own moral code, and they get really pissed off when it's violated. But then you have people who are not platformed at all, who don't respect it.

They don't have to subscribe to those rules anymore. Yeah, they're not interested. They already lost everything. Right? Yeah. And the thing that, like everybody's interesting. So it's interesting. Right? And the thing that like everybody's, like I saw everybody saying, medic or one, and like I get it, but like he only won because like everybody agrees with him that you shouldn't flag people because they all have platforms that they can lose.

I mean, yeah, there is, there is an element of that. It's also, it's also, to me, what I thought was interesting is Nick's like 24 or something. Yeah. And I'm the same age as Medi-ker. So I think he's funny. And when Nick's insulting him, I'm like, Nick's insulting me as well.

Like I am, like we're old. Oh yeah, yeah. Like this is a shouting match because it's just generational conflict, fuck you, what you do, like you're like, you're a Gen X, like, I'm a shit. I don't like, fuck you.

Like yeah, I mean, that is kind of our thing. You know? Not really a debate, like, oh yeah. That's, I fucking hate boomers too. So, I got it. I get where you coming from. Yeah. Anyway.

But then it turns out that the people who are pissed about the flagging were fucking doing flagging too. Like, oh, Jesus Christ. That's the only reason I haven't started flagging yet. Yeah. But as soon as people start saying mean things about me, I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, I don't because I'm not, nobody's making videos about me. And, you mean to me.

Yeah. That's the only reason I haven't started flagging yet. But as soon as people start saying mean things about me on YouTube, you better believe the second that happens, I'm flagging every single one of you. Yeah, I don't, but I think people are pissed at me just because I don't disavow Ralph. Oh, okay. Which is just not, that's never gonna, I mean, what the hell does he do and say that he would need to be disavowed on like a, a, a, a,

weekly basis, it seems like I don't, I think he keeps, he keeps surviving. And he's been people just hate him. So everybody who wants to look, I'm not, I'm not like I was on the kill stream one time and then I Riley had me call Ralph and Ralph hung up on me. It was very embarrassing for me. Oh, but, so like, and then Ralph said, mean things about me. So I'm not a big Ralph fan. Oh, I see.

Okay. Okay. His poetry on the other hand, I see. Okay. Okay. His poetry on the other hand. But in his defense, also, like everybody does bad shit. And he just does it very publicly. And to call and have like his events swatted, he's like, not fun. Yeah. Just let his friend didn't laugh. That's what his not fun. Yeah. Just let it in.

So it didn't left. That's what his job is. Yeah, when I was leaving him, when I was leaving, because my bicep was torn, the cops were like 20 cops were on their way in. No way. Because somebody called in a bomb thread. Oh God.

Yeah. Man, that is fucking, that's people do that shit. That is fucking dangerous. That it like people I don't have any idea how bad that can go. And has gone. Yeah. Thankfully everyone there was very white. Very white.

Very white. Alex Stein was there wearing a Biden hat. So, okay. We were safe. I was wearing a teal shirt. I was the first one they saw. I was very, actually that might be the opposite of what I'm saying.

Anyway. And like, I watched, I watched like the, the stream snipes, like I tuned in a little bit during that event. And it was like, it looked like it would probably be fun to be there. Oh yeah. Watching it online, watching it online looked miserable.

And it was goofing. It was like, I don't know if you've gone back and watched the footage, but yeah, there was a lot of that debate that they decided to have. What was that? Yeah, it's funny. You plan to do things at a live show that work really well on streaming and they just never They've rarely do it. It's like a whole different. It's a whole different type of show. Yeah Except for Carl Carl hamburger or Carl pulls it off. Yeah

Life shows are a little bit like riding a bull. I think yeah Yeah, he's kind of got to go with that or yeah, what'd you say John? He has like a team though. The car, who are the, yeah, Carl has like a production team. That like works on it and makes it good. Yes, he does. I mean, you don't have to flaunt all our failures, you know, in our face.

I'm sorry. I don't know, I get a team. Well, we have a team. A competent one. The B team. All right, does anything make you a rage? I guess unwarranted bands. Flagging people. I think if you flag people, your piece is shit in a monster. And you should burn in hell. I guess. Wow. No, I'm good.

Actually, I'm in a good mood today. So I don't really. Me too. It's because Elon Musk is all the tears. Elon Musk is saving us. Hopefully you get your Twitter account back. Everybody gets their Twitter accounts back. And then the first legal N word on Twitter can be sold for half a million dollars.

Run in the history books one day. first legal n-word on Twitter can be sold for half a million dollars. Run in the history books one day. Ah, the harrowing, the harrowing of hell when Elon Musk came in and said, all of us, all of us people free, all of us band people. I love that all those dumb developers at Twitter have to walk out of Twitter HQ and Silicon Valley and get in their fucking Teslas and drive home. Right. You know what I'm selling my Tesla.

Yeah. I want to have people, I want to have people protest sell their Tesla. That's it. I'm selling this test, this S plaid or whatever cute fucking name that it has. Yeah. Oh God. Yeah. Anyway.

All right, John. Thanks for calling in bud. I love you. Yeah, bye. Say it back Oh Goodbye He's funny. He is funny funny. Okay, wait. No pants go mess. Do you want to call in? Oh, no pants go mess? Yeah, no pants go mess What's up, man? Are you there? Hey, how are you? Good. Uh, you've got a clip from Ralph's book. Still talking about Ralph's bowling. Why do I feel like he just sent an email? You might have. I do. You did, okay. Sean, I need you to write one of my mixes, buddy. I need some help. Oh, yes. Shit. That's, I saw that. Okay. Yep. Okay. Give me your, I'll take a listen. Did it sound pretty good, Sean?

Well, I haven't listened. Okay. Send me, send me that video. You said it again, all right. I'm doing it to me. So you, you were clipping Maddox's show. The best debate. Yeah. You made a bunch of clips of the best debate and sent them in that we talked about on the last bonus. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's your next time. So that's the the best of a yeah, you clip you made a bunch of clips of the best debate and sent them in that we talked about on the last bonus. Yes, yes, yes. It sure did. I'm so I said, it's show that was funny. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, buddy. That's a great, that was a great show. I tend to think so myself. It was a, it was a fantastic show. It was a lot of fun. Yeah, I thought it was a good one. And then you

happen to be in Texas for the, for a Yeah, I have to be right here. Okay, here you go. Oh, so he's got footage of the, I'm going to see you. Yeah, this little, does he have the moment your arm snapped off? Yeah, do you have that? No, I was too busy being as drunk as possible

and dropping Kohlslah on a rug. I have a lot of apologies to get through, by the way. Can I go in a apologize? Yeah, go ahead and start. I try to find this thing. I apologize to Ethan Ralph for pointing my finger in his face when I was super drunk. I don't know why I do that. I did that to destiny too. I was like slamming my hand on the table, screaming, screeching about something. I don't remember what it was. Might see it in this video. Who knows? What else did I do? What else did I do?

Oh, dude, I try to talk Chagget out of getting pepper sprayed. Did you know that you did that? Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah. Chagget got pepper sprayed outside. Really? Yeah, he was like, I'm going outside to get pepper sprayed and I'm like, dude, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don'm like, dude, don't. Yeah, why do you? Why would you try to talk him out of that? Oh, man, I was drunk. I was sentimental.

You know how it goes? No, I don't. Oh. Just being a... Wow, that would have been the worst thing. You'd have been the worst, uh, vlog at the event if you did on that. I tried hard. I tried really hard, too.

All right, so you tried to talk, check it out of it? I tried to talk him out of it. Yeah, he came, I'd never met the guy before, but he came up to me and put his arm around me and he was like, guess what I'm doing. Yeah. Oh no. He asked me to tweet out that he's also not a pedophile, so I did that for him too. Just don't, don't, don't try to ruin people's bits if they're getting pepper sprayed or

fucks him. What's the matter with you? I know, right? All right. Yeah. Sean, I think you're going to like this video a lot, buddy. This is a great, this is the moment where I peaked and it'll never go up from here. Okay. Okay. Here he is. Here's Justin with his pink shirt with his hand, wrist limp, like Mr. Burns. Yeah. There's the debate behind him. There's Ralph and he's Smith and there's Destiny over

there. Got it. There's Ralph and he has Smith and there's Destiny over there got it. Here you go I don't remember this Yeah, legal immigration. There it is. You care about that shit destiny. Tell me, tell me right now, you care about that shit right now destiny. The illegal. What the hell? I'm a little like. I love life. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We just armed instantly. Yeah, that's good.

I didn't know you got him to say he loves black people. Oh, we all need it to know, right? Finally, when time is it? We finally warmed down. You have the powerway launched and do an F-slaur, late in tirade and... That was what he didn't do that day. That was I was carrying my arm right then when that was happening. That's great.

That's been like four years in the making. Does Destiny care about Black people? We were all wondering. This whole time, and it took me. It took a lone wolf to stand up and some Randall in Texas, the stand up and be like, right, we got it. We all got to know this. We have to finally find out if he does.

Do you remember that when it was JLP? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Black people and he couldn't answer. Oh, I had forgotten that he hadn't. Yeah, I was destiny. Guys, they got level up. Black people. Do you love Black people over and over? Yeah.

Over and over. They went around that one. Right. Right. Okay, Justin, does anything make you a rage? Yeah, not getting to finish my problem on biggest problem whenever you were doing like that cool little dude, you were going around like asking everybody. It was dope as hell. And I was like, well, I'm going to finally work up the courage to go on biggest problem. As you could hear

in the clip, I was slurring just about every other word. So yeah, you look pretty. Was this like a show or something? I tried to do a show at the bowling alley. We got all fucked up. Oh, yes. I tried to get a show at the bowling alley. We got all fucked up. Oh, yes. I tried to get it out. And then you kept making fun of me. And my buddy Alex kept making fun of me. And I just lost it.

I couldn't, I couldn't finish the problem. And I think you walked off right after that. What was your problem? Pre-cordial catch syndrome. What's that? All right, so it affects, it affects almost nobody. But it feels like you're getting stabbed in the rib.

And it's such a painful thing that people end up going to the ER for it because they think that they're dying and it's nothing. Like, doctors have no idea what causes it. They have no idea what actually, which part of your body is hurting, but it's in the muscle, right in between your heart and your skin. Is it just lying? Is that what's causing it? Like crazy, sick.

It's crazy nerve reaction in there. And you have it? Yeah, I've had it, you know, every now and then. I thought everybody had this, but apparently, yeah, I know, right? So every time I tell somebody this, they're like, fuck you talking about. Yeah, no, but you know.

Why would you think everyone has this? It's not everybody gets occasionally, you're like, you'll get like, ooh, there's like a little, like a, and then it goes, but yeah, but it's not a good thing. Yeah. Oh, look, Johnson Brown just said he has it. See, I knew there was at least one other person out there that has it. Johnson Brown is extending his penis and his legs and what, I mean, come on. Right. He's an interesting guy to talk to too. Yeah, he is.

But there's nobody knows what it causes it and the only cure for it is reassurance. So that's a big problem. Okay. Like I'm sitting here feeling like I'm dying. How often do you have? You know, right. Um, maybe a couple, maybe a couple of times a year, something like that. How long does it last?

About two minutes and there's no lasting effects. It's still a big problem, okay. Two minutes and you go to the hospital, but it's severe. You're right. Maybe I had that. Maybe I've had that. Like just, oh God, my ribs. Oh, I can't say that.

I've never had that where I was like, oh, I'm like, oh, okay, well, that's all. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Where I was concerned, you know. Bro, it's so, it's like it is excruciating and the only way to get, that I've been able to get rid of it is to just inhale as much as I can. So like, you're like, you're like, is that bad? You're just going,

just like, inhale and hold your breath. Hold your breath. Oh, hold your breath. Basically, no, yeah, now I'm not trying to slack my stuff up. I'm just like inhaling as much as,aling as much as my lungs will allow me to. And the pain gets worse and worse and worse. It's the worst type of pain ever and then it instantly goes away, no lasting effects.

And then I forgot five minutes later that. Everybody want to know what are you yelling about? Ha, do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a wife or girlfriend? I have a wife, yeah, she doesn't have it. You know what the secret of this is? Just don't tell her about it. Then it was not a problem anymore.

Well, and then that way, they're like, well, you have something. I looked it up online. It's fucking pre-title, Eclipsio, whatever you said. It's just mystery pain. But also then you can't shit on her if she knows you have that. It's like, what?

You're crying a lot. You don't even have anything wrong with you. Exactly. Yeah, take it from us. Take it from us. Don't trust women. No matter what. All right. Colin and the next bonus episode, we can do more of those clips. It seems like a lot of these people have this shit or have experience. It's like sparse. I like to think that they're they're telling the truth. Not lying. Okay. This is a big thing. This is a big problem.

I try to get the problem out and I was silenced. Not okay. Do you know what's the case rate on it? Like is it everybody? Everybody in our discord. It's in the trillions. Oh my god. Oh, really?

So, okay. So then clearly everyone's lying and including you. Yeah. I've never lied in my life. It's because we'll catch syndrome. Pre-cordial catch syndrome. Pre. Yeah catch syndrome. What's your podcast? Idiots in critics. So idiots in critic. Show twitch.tv slash idiots in critic podcast every single Sunday around 10 30 a.m. See you three.

And you're white, but you kind of sound black. Did you bro? I'm next to the hotel. Oh, dude, I forgot about, okay, so when I walked in the bowling alley, you looked right at me and like you put your hand out and you were like, hey, and I was like, oh, I can't believe it looks so I am. So I walked up and shook your hand. And I was like, just in case, you don't know, I'm no pants Gomez. And like your eyes lit up and you were like, you looked nothing like I thought you would look like. So I didn't know who you're introducing yourself to.

Sean, I don't know why I'm doing anything. Yeah, it's gonna mix it up. Sometimes I'm doing anything. I do anything at this point. Arms extended like he was gonna hug me. Dude has no idea who I am. That was the last handshake I'll ever give. Right, right. Oh, yeah, that probably caused your bice am. That was the last handshake I'll ever give. Right, right.

Yeah, that probably caused your bicep. I'm not shaking hands ever. 12 minutes later. All right, shit falls apart. Yeah, did you see it? Were you there when I ripped my arm? I was, I was like, I didn't realize you were in such pain, but I was like, hey, you wanna, you wanna bowl? And you're like, get the fuck away from me.

Yeah, that's the fuck away from me. That is, all right, see you. Yeah. Shredded fuck away from me. That is shredded cash tendon syndrome. That's like everybody will see where well that's a quote. I always say I forget what it's from get the fuck away from me. Yeah. It's from something. I think it's from it might be from fear and loading andhing in Las Vegas. Oh, that really you want to get the fuck away from me. I can't remember what it's from. I know I fuck now. I gotta go find it. All right. Goodbye, Justin. It eats and created. Oh, they're posting horrors in there. Wow. Okay, everybody. This is the Dixia. Page of the night. I kind of slash Dixia. I see an excuse me. We're going to do voicemails right

now. Remember to get your Solana wallet and submit it to the air drop whatever thing I'm doing at shonies.art. I'll see you next week. I'll see you next week. Yeah. Shonies.art, man. Do you believe that exists? No. I wouldn't have believed most of this over the past is okay all yeah one thing that's been pissing me out is the fact that McDonald's changed their fucking lids. Yes. Yeah. You're very easy to cry.

And yeah, I don't know. The mallet table to withstand. Now it's way able to withstand a poke. The car sitting at top, you can't fucking put the fucking straw through it. Wow. And it's in there. Do they give plastic straws still? Yeah.

They do. Thank God. That's great. Yeah. And the new lids, oh, this happened to God maybe 10 years ago. Yeah. Ooh, that was a bad day. I remember the first time I got one of those indestructible lids, the fucking super-hymon lids

that they got. They used to be, you sunk that straw in and it was like that powder plastic. Back when they used to have better straws too. They did. They did. And they didn't have, I think now they have plastic straw wrappers. It's all getting worse.

Oh, yeah. It's all getting worse. I wanted the paper with the sturdy straw inside and the old lid. And the paper you could wrap up and then drop a little bit of soda on. And it goes like a snake. Yeah. So they replaced the first thing they did though, they had that that frosted, uh had that frosted top on the medium. You could sink that, you could sink your straw right in, and you could pick it up by the

lid. It fit pretty tight. It was perfect. No reservations, very little reservations about it. Yeah, immediately popping on. I would throw my fingers under the lid, but you're right. That was supporting a reasonable amount of weight. It was fine. You couldn't walk around like that all day. Right. But you could hold it. And then they replaced it with this with this clear

cellophane looking lid. Yeah. And it's just an abomination. It can't get the straw through. It fits, it fits loose and it, it peels. Yeah. Like it, it has no structural integrity, those corrugated sides or a myth. Oh man, I had forgotten how good, I had forgotten that feeling of no look, boom, you're paying a little more and you're getting a lot less like everything. Fuck everything. Yep. There we go. Yeah.

I just want to say, something I'm doing, they're like pissed people off, maybe like a white and we go the uh... uh... so i think some of them doing the like history block a white women and i've been saying i'm saying phrase right i talked about how black women are so much better than uh... white women such a it it it's been working very well because you could see in their face

how angry they are but they can't say anything. They also look very racist. It's kind of, it's kind of genius and it's implicitly white women that are worse than white women. Yeah, like black women are way better than you. So I say it's so often. And then the fries are brain. It works so well.

So that's just some of them doing the troll white women. Tenshi now, when they never did well black women, you know, I love it. Yeah, they love talking about Naruto and NFTs. Yeah, really they mean they just serve more into technology, I guess that's been my experience. Yeah black women. I Mean you guys you can do your own thing. That's cool. Mm-hmm. Just I just like having more I just think you're a better conversation. Yeah,, just like you're lagging behind and the, you know, yeah, you guys are a retarded group, yeah. Yeah. What are they gonna say?

Yeah. Oh, shit. Right. Yeah, they just don't ever yell. Mm-hmm. Keep the kids in line. I got another rage for you. It's fuzz in the steroids space.

Oh, fuzz back for you. Almost every single person in the gym that is big and as huge adults has a juiced or is juicing. Yeah, true. So yeah, just talking takes steroids. One, two, steroids are not that bad for your health compared to what everyone says. It's actually a majority of the reason why men develop like almost every single man, if they live long enough, just prostate cancers that they're not making enough

stuff from. Second of all, I need to hear that from a dog too. I can't think right now my brain is fucking fried. I'll turn all the steroids. He's been taking that stuff as brains. We grew up with Lyle Alzato, right? Do you remember him? For the Raiders? Yeah. Diet of cancer in like his early 40s or something like that.

He came out. Testicle cancer? No, that was something. No, I carry brain cancer I think. Oh yeah, yeah. He blamed everything he ever had on taking steroids and, you know, PDs and stuff. And literally I haven't made him do that. I don't know, but that put the fear that steroids were like going to kill you.

And as far as I know, there is nothing to draw that. Absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing. They can do things, you know, like you stop making your own testosterone, you do a ball shrink, all that kind of stuff. But it's, but it's like, there's no, there's no link to like cancer or that kind of stuff that I, that I know of the last time I was watching something on it or whatever, where it was like, they were really looking at it. It's like, well, here's what El Zato said. And it's like, and people, his family gets really pissed off when like medical people kind

of speak at they go, well, we don't know. We don't think so. We're not seeing this over and over again. What happened to him? Yeah. So, you're right. I remember that. Yeah.

I mean, I think he's, but everybody's, chew, everybody's juice, like everybody. I know. They didn't even think it was a, like they thought it was creatine back then. If it was, I mean, I think you would see McGuire and Sosa and Paul Merrow and all these guys who absolutely juiced every, Konseko, how, you know, wouldn't these guys be getting cancer and stuff? I mean, these guys are well into their fifties, if not older now. It's like, you would think you'd see a lot of famous athletes having much, much shorter

lives. Yeah. Yeah, we athletes having much, much shorter lives. Yeah, yeah, we're having some creative problems. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it is annoying. I don't know. Maybe I'm missing it. It is annoying here. Okay, here you go. If you know what makes me a raise group photos, group photos, it might take some of those. Why is everyone gotta be taking them, like, we're still taking them with film cameras? No. Yeah. They can everyone pose down the three, I think the button all dramatically. We're renditioned.

Because what condition to you? People are in. There's many pictures as we want. Thousands and thousands of pictures. No, I do it like you say. On my mind. Every time I just go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're doing what I'm saying?

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And it's women and imaginary trash. Oh, I'm intrigued. Me too. I want to grab some sheet music that I printed out, like paid for a couple of months ago. Yeah. Okay, fuck it. I'm sorry Well, only to discover that they're not there. They're not in the piano bench that you know open up and like stores Yeah, yeah Turned out that my mom through do I my mother cleaning the piano bench

To throw out to clean quote unquote all this shit. It was important. It would have been in a book that can stay there forever. Nobody play. I don't know why she rooting around in the picture. No, no, look at for a stash in there. There's only me and my brother that play it. Why would she throw it out? You look at all pain in the ass. But for some reason, she told Contel to go in there and throw out, okay, not only did she throw out my sheet music, which is like three pieces of printable paper. She threw out the piano. The parts that were in there that are completely useless.

The useless, she threw out specific parts of music. So the devil parts. All of mine. And there's still a period. One that looks more trashy. Yeah. This section was banned by the Catholic Church. Didn't stack up for her taste. I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Which never cared for that. Never cared for this. Right. And so I like two of of all these prisoners and the song. If I choose to plan it's. I don't know.

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The reason it's in a stack is because I haven't gone through it yet. Right. But that I could even, it's like, this has been here for a month and a half. But in the piano bench, it's already away. It's put away. It's put away. It doesn't matter how messy it is in there. It's perfect on the outside.

All right, everybody, good bye. All right, see ya, thank you.