The Dick Show - Episode 308 - Dick on the Horse Sex Doll

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

A dog catcher interrupts me, crazy liberals shooting up supermarkets, Phil from The Doll House calls in to talk about horse sex dolls, a guy who was almost aborted, me and Vito saved Netflix, and various Ponzi schemes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You got a collar today. Oh yeah, who's that? Very exciting call it's gonna be. Really? A man by the name of Dollhouse Phil. Dollhouse Phil. He is not a weirdo. No.

No. Dollhouse deals with weirdos. He deals in weirdos and he's a very strange Mafioso. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, Dollhouse Phil. He's the fucking boss. He's the boss all right.

Yeah. He's sex dolls. Really? Yeah, he's got a whole sex doll. Line. Manufacturing. Really. I don't know, it's a very erotic stuff Sean.

If you're driving a truck for this episode. If you're driving a truck during this episode, like a trucker, big rig trucker, then good for you, because you can just have an erection. Yeah, drive around. Yeah. You know, maybe rest your hands suspiciously by your belt.

Nothing, no one can see. I'm not, grunting fucking it. But if my penis gets hard and rubs against my hand, there's nothing I could do about that. Yeah, right. Classic, classic church pose. I'm gonna put my hands in my pants. I'm not going for my dick, but if my dick happens to become engorged, right? And there happens to be,

yeah, brushing of the penis, going to swing my arms wildly, and should you walk into them? What did I say? What did I say a couple episodes ago that everybody from the dog catcher up who's a politician should be, should live forever in Minecraft? Did I say something like that? That that was my political belief? Something like that was the tip of my, that was what I was willing to admit. Just the tip. The dog catcher.

Yeah. I'm minding my own business at the only dog park, which is all fenced off. Yeah. Which is all fenced off, right? Right. So God forbid you let your dog off, it's your dog, right? Let it off the leash. It's supposed to be, it's an on leash dog park. It's all grass. It's all nice.

It's like three minutes away from my fucking house. Yeah. Everybody brings their goddamn dogs there. It's high enough. So I don't know, the Mexicans haven't taken it over and turned it into a football arena yet because every other, every other park around us that's a giant grassy field is just full, full of about the galaxy, the galaxy must run a recruiting farm there, the LA galaxy. Sure. Because there's always about 10,000 Mexicans playing various soccer

games and drills there. So you can't do anything, right? But this one, maybe they can't kick their balls up the hill or something to get there. It's just a giant wide open piece of grass that everyone can let their dogs run around and have some nice sit in the shade. Yeah. What do you know? Up drives animal control.

Right. With their battle van, with their Punisher van, that they keep all the animals in, that they violate sexually, because there's no other reason or type of person who would take this job for the city. The priests finally ended up. They have their traveling rectory of dogs that they rape.

Good one. They pull up and all the white people frantically grafted They're all running around the park trying to grab him their dogs and running scattering like the meagra like they're gonna be abducted and trafficked I Don't get your easier That's what they're worried about All these white people, right? Oh God, oh God, give me, where's my dog?

Where's my dog? Give me, we gotta get out of here. I'm laying, having a nice relaxing time on my blanket. I'm not running for the dog, catcher. Just me and my blanket. Whatever, what's he gonna do, right? He waddles over, like John Goodman and Arachnophobia. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Excuse me. Sir, I don't know if you know this, Waddles over like John Goodman and Arachnophobia

So I don't know if you know this but this general vicinity Man we start using terms like general vicinity. Why can't you just give me like a nod? Yeah, right like a You know what? Why's talking like a woman? Yeah, you know, in prehistoric times, a man like yourself speaking like this in such long uninterrupted sentences that mean nothing to another man on the, you're gonna, you're gonna get us killed or you're gonna chase away this prey. Yeah. And if you do that, the women at home don't eat and I will kill you. This is a major evolutionary milestone that I thought we had figured out, but here you

are talking and one laborious sentences that i don't need to hear yeah which is the worst worst thing in which is my biggest problem it always has been it is the biggest problem i would rather have all different types of cancer i would rather several asteroids in an ice age and a stock market crash

and some kind of super zombie aids take over the whole planet then to have to hear someone go through the entire sentence of telling me something I already know Fair enough sir. Oh God here we go. Yeah, there's 30 seconds. I can't get back and I can't do to you What you're doing to me because you know nothing! I can't subject you to this! Cause no matter what I say, it's gonna be mind exploding! Wow! I never imagined a man could live in such a way and think in such a way! Where are you on one today? Sir, this is an on leak!

Just stop it! Just stop it, I know! There's signs all over the place! Why the fuck do you think the signs exist? You fat retard? I didn't think you'd be here. I Didn't think you would be here being a prick. Yeah, that's why I'm doing what I'm doing. Do you not know that? So what are they? I mean are they looking to you off of the warning site people? Yeah, they're looking to site people I'm gonna let you off of the warning this time. But I'm gonna be driving by.

Oh, the fucking thanks dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot. I said, who sent you? We've been getting a lot of calls. Who? Who sent you? He said, we've been getting a lot of complaints.

Who has given, been giving you complaints, Dick? The city. Oh, the city has been giving you complaints. Well, I'm getting some money. Go ahead and get us some, you know, why don't you buy yourself some dogs to rape, sir? Yeah. Throw money at them. Right, exactly.

Like fucking sunny Corleone after he breaks the fucking photographer's camera. Break it. Just start fucking healing off bills and throw it. I'm gonna go to the shelter, the dog pound, and just adopt as many pit bulls as I can, yeah, and starve them and then take pit bulls as I can and starve them and then take them all to that dog park and let them go when the dog catcher gets there. So that he has to go round up a bar. I'm going to inject them with rabies.

Okay. Yeah. The pit bulls and what a cocaine. Yeah. So I'm going to be there with 12 coked up rapid pit bulls. I will be wearing a suit I guess. I don't know, I haven't thought that. I'll wear stilts.

I'll have stilts like fucking Willy Wonka. Put your own sign up. Retarded pit bull, high on angel dust, loose. You see that sign? It says no fat retards wasting my time. I put that up today. Yeah. I'm gonna, you know what, I was gonna actually, I was gonna find you as well. But now I'm letting you off on a warning.

Right. I'm gonna let the pit bulls go. The second I see them. Yeah. There's your warning. Oh, you want, you might have to work today, fatso. Sorry, you can't just sit in your car, accidentally grazing your penis with your hand.

Yeah. You, for your stomach, you fat pig. You get some exercise. Fuck you. I'm taking this to city hall. I'm taking this to city hall. Raising your penis with your hand. Yeah, you for your stomach you fat pig get some exercise you I'm taking this to city hall. I'm changing this law whatever it is. Oh, well not stop until I'm fucking dead Or until my cryptocurrency goes back up right one of those One of those will happen

uh... how you want to get you know you get it is a show ends account is going to be left from about the people are still here you know stick mentioned the key to twenty million dollar man who joined these always is double-trying the whole day basically the

the hey sorry i killed crypto Hey, there's a million dollar man. But joining me is always a pool-toying and I'll be basically meeting each other. Hey, sorry, I killed crypto. Oh, man. That was the hardest text I ever had to send to you. And I've broken up with women on Valentine's Day over text. And that's amazing. That's amazing. You have hired so many people, they all run together

into one person called in competence, and it was still harder. That text that I sent to you was harder than all those put together. I mean, there's only one way I could react because no, because I'm like, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have jack shit. So thanks. Like, I mean, it is what it is. Like, I'm like, did I have more money today than I did yesterday? Yes.

What am I going to fucking for yourself? What am I going to say?? What am I gonna say? So all the shawty sold out, and then Corgan got his money right away because he had his address, right? Right. And he sold his Solana, which was the crypto that it was on because Solana's cheaper to exchange things

and buy things like a fraction of a cent. Which is why it was used. Yeah, the Ethereum's like 50 bucks. So if you want to buy a Shiny, it would be $50. It would be a dollar for the Shiny and then 50 bucks for the Transactions. Which seems ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to get into the whole merits

of the Ethereum system, but I just don't think it's for, I don't think it's the future of NFTs. So I put Shonny's on the one that I thought was the future of NFTs, which is Salona. But everything took a hit, right? I mean, all these smug assholes, who are these boomers and fudsters and people who missed crypto,

because they don't, I mean, and I understand it. Like I understand the technical ramifications and implications of the blockchain and all of this shit, right? So it's not really a guess for me. But for them, they're like, well, you know, I don't know. I don't really understand what it's for. It's who misted who are all celebrating like the dancing Israelis when the trend doing the 10 twin towers went down. I don't think there was really. There was something. We're all one people, Sean. Yeah, right. There's, you know, it's just races,

races this to your skin. Underneath, everyone's the same. Is really celebrating, it doesn't matter. Palsini is celebrating. Okay. It doesn't matter, okay? Not my problem. Okay.

Who was celebrating? Someone was celebrating. Somebody was. Somebody was going, yeah. Not my problem. Okay. Who was celebrating? Someone was celebrating. Somebody was. Somebody was going, yeah. Somebody was making that noise. We know somebody made that noise. Like a fucking muppet. Yeah.

Like Ace Ventura trying to catch that pigeon. Right, right, right. We're kind of about that. Very underrated scene of that. Who was I say? Oh, yeah. So all kind of about that. Very underrated scene of that. Um, what was I say? Oh, yeah. So all the shawty sold. Yeah.

Corgan got his money right away. Yeah. He messaged me, hey, did you swap your slana for, for your regular money? And I said, no. So why? And he goes, oh, yeah. I looked at the thing as, oh, no. Down 50%.

Yeah. What, um, what caused that? I haven't looked into it. Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's down 50%. Yeah, what, what caused that? I haven't looked into it a bit. Oh, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's crashed before, right? I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the biggest Ponzi scheme in history, caused that, called Luna Terra. Well, big, you know, just, just the economy, man.

I don't know. Everybody is too, too much money floating around. Everyone was gone crazy. Like it was New Year's Eve. They're buying everything like it was New Year's Eve. And now they're done. And everyone came and a big money come. And now they're sobering up.

I'm like, wait a minute. I need to. Maybe I should think, rethink this. So then you ended up with a fraction of, said, hey, when I had to send the text, hey Sean, all that money, it's about half, maybe a little less, actually. Yeah, I mean, I didn't know what it was.

So, there will be more Chinese on sale Tuesday. Is that right? Just a couple more. Yeah, yeah. Like a thousand more, I'll make a couple. Yeah, the biggest Ponzi scheme, by the way, do you see California had a hundred billion dollar surplus?

Or did surplus or something like that? A hundred billion. No, no, I didn't see that. Isn't that good news? I guess, are we getting checks, right? Sure. Yeah. What is that?

Is that all we're getting? Are we getting any of that? No. It's about 25. Yeah, unprecedented. 100 billion, how about a little something? You know, for the effort for the guys at home. No, nothing, maybe a little more.

Well, look, I don't know. Did you remember, you know, Arpa, like Biden's relief, Arpa? DARPA. No, Arpa, American relief protection. American, right? It's hard. You know, like cities got like the city of Los Angeles,

this is through COVID. Yeah. City of Los Angeles got 600 million and change, right? Mm. They got like 630, not very much. 630 million or something like that. Okay, 600, that's a little more. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. Yeah, 600 million. Do you get more than Ukraine? That's all I want. Do you know where California gets more than Ukraine? Do you know where 50% of that money went? Right. Up Hunter Biden's nose.

No, where? The LAPD. Oh, I did know that. Is that crazy? And like the spokesperson was like, well, it was in the spirit of the money. What was this? The spirit of the money. 50% went to the LA fucking PD.

You know, the city of Los Angeles. That's a point. The LA PD had to go door to door and shake you down for money. They didn't just get it sent to them by the federal government. God, fucking dammit. That is stunning.

Others, they showed what like other cities, what percentage of what they got. It was like, it was like 8% 10% per cop's yeah, I pity 50% 50% fucking damn it. Are you fucking You can't keep up. Well, it's like they have to say security for fucking COVID testing And I know they just took all the fucking money. I'm sure they were real. I'm sure the cops right They were really worried about getting a fucking virus that half of them probably don't even believe.

Yeah, true. Yeah, true. I'm sure they were terrified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was fucking unbelievable. On safe work environment, when I'm corrupt, it's fucking so insane.

Being out the homeless and my wife, I don't want to accidentally get COVID. Spread it to my bros. Yeah. Ah. Um, every time you think you're getting a handle on something, along comes some hilarious shooter. Oh, God.

Knock everybody and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, look at that. That guy might as well have been called, I told you so. From me. Yeah. I, did you read his man? I don't even know if it's his manifesto. Did you take a peek at it? No, no, I didn't read the manifesto.

He's got a drawing of the grocery store. And like little lines, like a five year old doing a maze. Like, when I saw a dead man, he even released his name. Do we know his name? I mean, okay, so this is what, honestly, this is what makes me rage about this the most. Is all of these smug motherfuckers who are like, oh, we have to, don't say his name.

We have to let him die and infame like, you know, not every serial killer is as addicted to attention as you are. Number one, and number two, fuck you, it's interesting. You're not better than me because you're not spreading the myth of this. What do you think like the next serial killer is going to logically say, well, you know what, that last time famous. Yeah. Yeah, They're not like that. Yeah. You think the next guy's going to go, Oh, well, I didn't hear about that one guy that I don't know anything about. So I guess I won't, well, I guess I won't write a psychotic 200 page

manifesto. So I 600 miles to a black sprout. So whatever fuck it was, and go aisle to aisle, pumping, shooting black people, and white people for some reason. You see, couldn't tell? Yeah, I don't know. So, thanks for getting the word out that you're so much fucking better than me at doing the only thing that'll stop mass shooters, which is not sharing their, not sharing their fucking names.

You psychotic attention. They do that. Thanks for letting me know that you're so much better than me. Fuck you. Look, that doesn't, the fact that you show them, that does not make serial killers. Yeah. I mean, while Netflix is running Ted Bundy

and Ed Dacey Marathons, that women are beating off at at home and salivating over there. They have the copycat murders, but like the odds are, you know, that's not what makes somebody fucked up. Oh, I never thought to do that. Oh my God. So sorry that we're interested in this story of psychotic. We are interested in.

Adamistic slaughter in Mayhem. I'm so sorry. So sorry. We all want to get to the bottom of it, but it is like an I told you so from me. All threatens, he threatens to shoot up. Okay, first of all, he says he was a communist at 15. And then COVID pushed him to pole where he started ingesting racist memes, right?

Then he got, because of COVID, right? So COVID pushed him onto the internet. When he threatened to shoot up his school, pushed him onto the internet. Yeah. When he threatened to shoot up his school. Push him onto the internet. Yeah, then he threatened to shoot up his school. They said, well, we need to get him some mental health. And here's me saying, well, that's not gonna work. Well, what do you know?

Yeah, well, the, you know, sitting with some shrink. Yeah, well, you're not, the person's not changing. Right away. What's the problem? We gotta get him some of that mental health. He come on down, get yourself some mental health. He took the top bonafide, mental health professionals. What is your immensionables?

What happened to him? What's your immensionables? There's a lot more going on with him than you know. Who knows how, what happened to him? It's all just mental health. Yeah, we gotta get him some, well, you know, we gotta mental health. Mental health is not a quick fix.

And then what do you know? He goes into the black neighborhood, right? Yeah. And shoots, I mean, I don't know if he hit the first person, but he starts shooting. Yeah. And where does everybody's hands go? Oh, to empty pockets where they don't have any fucking guns because he specifically went to places where it's impossible to get a cease, a concealed carry permit.

Whoops, who could have fucking possibly predicted that you idiot security guard shot him but he had fucking tactical gear on right everybody killed that guy everybody should have had a gun blah blah blah blah blah blah blah when i'm a basis the cops didn't kill him oh that's because he's white shawnt i mean

it's like you they fuck up all the time but like well he's taking he's taking himself hostage. He's pulling a fucking cleavon little and blazing saddles. Don't move. Ha ha ha ha. You know, like, no move. Yeah, what do you say?

What do you say? He's not bluffing. If you wanted to kill black people, why didn't he just become a cop? I don't get that. Two, two, two, it's just wanted to write now. Too long. Yeah, kids today, instant gratification. Instant gratification because of that. I'm the Twitter

Instagram. No attention span. I don't know what's more annoying about it. All the smug assholes are like, oh, you okay? I'm sure his name. You can't share. You can't share his name. Yeah, that's yeah. And or the doesn't do anything. Not sure. People were like, well, you can well don't the these guys can't even wait until the bodies are cold to get their political. No, fuck it. I don't care about the victims. I don't care about the fucking shooter. Get the fucking politics down your throat. They should have been armed. They should have been armed. They should have been armed. Democrats did this.

Fuck you. you What's all the big rally that's an incredible take on that put in the Super Bowl These people died because of your fucking wife because she votes for these because vote for Democrats shit That's why you you did this you killed these people your fucking wife didn't you dumb idiot everybody grow a fucking backbone God damn Fucking wife, didn't you dumb idiot? Everybody, go a fucking backbone! Hahaha. Go ahead, damn. That's a hell of a take. What is, what's, I don't know, what's everybody waiting for?

Let's just accelerate to the end. Okay. That's right, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right, something so precious about anything, everything. Right. So I think so precious about anything. Everything. Everybody should be able to kill everybody else at the drop of a hat. Just in case, I think you're going to do shit. I'll put a portion's murder. Yeah, let's go. Do it all night. Yeah, let's go. Right. Uh, implant guns in the womb start of our own these babies start of early. Yeah, come in there

Yeah, yeah, right right right arm do what he say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't move. Yeah Nothing he's like he's not bluffing. Yeah, that guy is that guy is the big Lebowski, isn't he? That guy in that movie was was the big Lebowski in the big Lebowski. Yeah, same actor That guy in that movie was the big Lebowski in the big Lebowski. Yeah, same actor. You're never going to believe this. No, I probably will. You got a man hat and beach yesterday. Yeah.

I'm looking for parkings impossible because I moved all the businesses have set ups in the street, right, due to COVID. They're all having the restaurants on the street, which means no parking. Yeah, a mile in both directions, annoying. They got a big parking structure there, says parking space is available. See, technology has advanced us in so many ways, for example, logically.

Lovely sign that says parking available, 252 spaces. Wow, you make a little left. This is what the NERL is what the Neuralink people and the mission to Mars people are so. Not only was it not accurate, but it was completely non-functional. Yeah. So the parking lot was entirely full.

Yeah. There's zero spaces available. Not two, 15 years. But you have everybody on the street going into this hellish Mr. Bones ride of creeping up a parking structure that is entirely full and then having to take a 20 minute 17 point you turn at the top because there's no fucking space.

And for some reason, that has got to be one of the most aggravating things everybody in Manhattan Beach right next to the pier giant giant fake sign saying, turn in here to waste 30 minutes of your life. Yeah, you can't do that fast. You're stuck. You're fucked in there. Like, nobody can, you got time to bother me at the park for my dog, but you don't have time to just unplug the sign.

No one would be going in here if this fucking sign wasn't luring them in like a, like a death trap. Well, that's exactly what it's doing. Oh my God. There's a wolf probably get a space close, right? Two of them are actually in the fun. They barked at us. The parking around here with that $100 billion Airbus. So we go in and of course the mentality of people in a parking garage. I don't know if you know this, but for some reason they think

if they drive to the top faster, that their car will magically park as if they're driving to car heaven, or parking heaven, where they will ride your ass and act totally exasperated, that you're not going faster. You're the one holding everything up. Like there's not 68 cars in front of you finding out that it's not 252. It's zero. Zero. What do you want? I'm slowing down because people, you want to leave a little bit of space because people come2, it's zero. Zero, what do you want? I'm slowing down because people,

you wanna leave a little bit of space because people come out and backs out. Exactly. And you're not gonna get that by riding up my ass. No, stupid shit head. The asshole pushing you behind you is gonna get that. Fuck him. Where was your gun?

Where was my gun when I needed? Never, never handy. Never handy. Always in the vegetable drawer at home. These liberals, these liberals shot, they're aborting black babies in the womb. And we took that away. So now they're disarming black people

and sending their psychotic liberal foot soldiers into finish the job of murdering black people. I'm just the messenger. Don't shoot me, liberals. I know how much you like to kill people. Not, I'm just the messenger. Don't shoot me liberals. I know how much, I know how much you like to kill people. Everybody, I was saying that shit on Twitter all morning everyone was so pissed off. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. What? What? Yeah. Yeah. Buddy said he was a white bath. Shut up. He had a buckstatt. He wrote buckstatt is broken on his gun in like a sharpie.

Really? Yeah, I remember that Tareek Nishiche. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Imagine that you're documentary so, like so stupid, or so cringed that it inspires a mass homicide. Oh, man. What were the reviews on that documentary you made about black slaves being gay?

Uh, well, Jesus. One guy went on a, you remember that shooting rampage? Oh wow, that's, it wasn't a crappy movie. Mm-mm. I didn't even get to what I was wanted to talk about. Yeah, I've never done anything worse than ask

for my money back. I mean, he, you know. Because his manifesto says that black people cost the government money and he's a communist, so all that money belongs to him, right? Like, is that's the logical, like, I mean, that's the logical extension of being a communist.

You can't be a communist without like obsessing about how much money people are, that's what they teach us economics is efficient, expensive expenditure of capital. Yeah. And their system. Yeah. So he read all these psychotic poll memes about how, like, how much entitlements or whatever, black people.

Sure, sure, sure. And it's like, well, that's my money. So I guess I'm going to fix this one. Right. Okay. Okay, buddy. Yeah. Trump did this.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about that other burning guy that shot all the Senate Trump did that too? Yeah, I guess so. Whatever. Do you hear that women are getting period leave? No. Oh, wait, this one's even better. Remember how, remember how Calvin Klein was doing like all fat black women on their ads? No. You don't remember that? No, no, I mean, I just remember I haven't seen a Calvin Klein commercial or, you know, you don't remember this one? Look at this one. I speak my truth.

I thought I was a Star Wars crossover first, but it's a woman. No, boy. You don't remember this? This was like a couple years ago. No. Big fat, big fat black lady. Oh, that's, that is a big fat black lady.

Okay, they, uh, that's right. They changed it up. New Calvin, Klein, and they figured out a way to, dude, they had to supersize the billboard. See, that's not a standard billboard, you know, that's, unrolls at the bottom. Yeah, like a script, like a scroll. It's not a standard billboard, you know, that's unrolls at the bottom. Yeah. Like a script, like a scroll.

They have a pregnant trans man and ad campaign now. This is their new ad, a pregnant trans. They're both transgender. I don't know. Calvin's, oh, they released it on Mother's Day, wasn't it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, with the like the the boobs surgery. Everything fucking well not everything. Well, I don't know maybe can you still have, if you get a penny plastic,

could you still have a baby? It's an out of dick to me. Oh yeah, if you can get an out of dick to me. Okay, well whatever. Jesus. I can't wait, I can't wait to see what they'll think of next. You know? They got guys. That person must have taken a fuck ton of hormones, right?

It's a good that beard. Well, the chest hair and shit and the... Yeah, how hard is it to grow hair? How much, like, is it a drop that will mess you up? I don't need a lot of it. I have no idea. Probably need a lot of it. I would think so.

I would think. You could get a couple of a lot of it. I would think so. I think I could get a couple of years maybe. Yeah, I would think so. I'm starting to feel like a trans man with my noodle arms. Oh really? I haven't worked out in. Dude, it's so bad. Yeah, that's I'm in the shower,

so I'm helping my mother fucker. Because you cannot do anything. The only thing that matters to me were my biceps. Yeah. Now they're gone. Boy, well, maybe I might start having some prop, some mental health issues. Few. Yeah. Start catch my.

They got there. They're been replaced. The fat black, they're being replaced by the tram, right? The trans, well, that is, I mean, I'm gonna go through the industry. But I mean, you've seen this, I mean, people are, you know, people are of marginalized groups. Yeah. Are upset because it's like, who's the most marginalized? Here is, I think it's reasonable to agree that you've all got your issues you're dealing with. I mean, it's not enough underwear. Everybody issue. Yeah. Everybody makes it

a fantastic in my underwear. How come it's just like, you look great in your underwear. How about that? No, weird. Spokes, did you see that Netflix did a memo? No, where they said, I'll read just the highlights of it. Oh, porn. So Netflix, right? With all that, Dave Chappelle stuff and all their staff is a bunch of woke assholes and they're always cramming

their diversity shit everywhere. Yeah, but I think, but at least they seem to be so far on the right side as far as like, no, we're not dumping comedians. We're not barely, well, I know. Not barely. Yeah, but barely is better than like every other company is doing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, that's barely as low we hope for. I know. Yeah, yeah. Well, you didn't quite, yeah. So I'm kind of off. This, and this is my point. I think that me and Vito, personally, are responsible for this reversal.

You would think that? Because we fucked it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you find it hard to support our content, breath, Netflix may not be the best place for you. They said to all their employees, you're going to have to work on projects that you perceive to be harmful.

And if you have a hard time accepting that, you might want to consider working someplace else. They put that from the top down. Yes. Depending on your role, you may need to work on titles. I applaud the rest of the episode. If you find it hard to support our content, breath. Netflix may not be the best place for you. Like if find it hard to support our content, Brett, Netflix may not be the best place for you. Like, if you don't like this, you're fucking. Don't have to fucking door hitch a. Yeah. This is a drastic change from their capitulation earlier of, wow, we really want to hear all when they're, they're, they're memo before that protest.

I think they've got, we got tuned up on international global news. And they said, oh yeah, this is fucked. Everybody said, yeah, these people are fucking insane. You better do something about this. You very well may have had something to do with it. 100%. I mean, it's, you know, look, they're never gonna thank me.

I think they're taking it out because they can't, they can't say, well, actually. Like those two idiots is the what caused this. Because it's going to influence other idiots to go out and do what you guys did. He'd be a hero. And no one has to activism. Yeah, safe.

But everyone owes me and Vito a debt of gratitude for basically causing this, basically doing it. Basically changing the face of entertainment and shutting up the world over. Yeah, basically saying prompting the Netflix a year ago if you don't bug in like a programming, then fuck you fired. Get out of here. Yeah, go work at a fucking fulfillment center. You stupid. I love it. I love it. I love it. And, uh, you know, I think maybe they're also taking the pulse of regular Netflix users, not the crazy minority on social media who's fucking who most companies think if it's a hundred, it's a hundred million. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of people thinking this way or everybody's like, I just want my comedy. I like fucking Dave Chappelle.

I like jokes that are edgy. Funny. And I understand that they're jokes. So that's a win for us. I guess. You need to win this week. You know, you want to know me about all the crypto fun and bullshit?

Is that my Amazon is down more than my Bitcoin. So who is and there you can and you deal with them every fucking day. bullshit is that my Amazon is down more than my Bitcoin. So who is, and you can, and you deal with them every fucking day. They're all over the goddamn world. They're making their own self-driving electric cars just to deliver you bullshit. Like how is that? You mean that just down more than imaginary magical internet money?

What the fuck are you talking about? Here is the, here's how Amazon, how common Amazon is, how you ubiquitous their packaging and their trucks are. I live in a four unit complex. All the doors are, they each share a common wall, right? Not a ceiling or a floor. Now, doors are all lined up next to each other for the next unit. I can't remember the last time I left my place

and looked down at the other or taking the dog out and not seen an Amazon package on someone's door. Out of four, usually it's ours. Sometimes it's two doors down. Some, every once in a while it's next door. Sometimes it's on the front, but there's always something that has been delivered. Yeah.

Same here. Yeah, getting deliveries all the time. I stopped even looking at the names. Like, what the, what's going on here? Yeah. How do you need something for Amazon every day? Where do you find, are you sneaking off into the bathroom and ordering?

You just started looking at the, I'm gonna put a firewall on the router. Oh, got it. To send me an alarm. I'll send it to like Amazon or something. So you don't even look at you mean you did because it's an 80s ghost name. Yeah. Yeah. What is this?

Can't open it. Yeah. That would be a lot of cool. Well, I usually pick out the boxes. I'm like, oh, these are dog toys. I know it. I know they're dog toys. We had to go in a dog toy.

I ate it. Yeah. Moratorium. No more.. We had to go on a dog toy. I ate it. Yeah. Moratorium. No more. It was starting to feel like a ball pit walking around upstairs of all the goddamn dog toys. Once you have enough dog toys, they will cycle their toys.

Like once old is new again. All of a sudden they'll grab something they haven't used in six months and they're like, I love this fucking thing. Okay, what else do I have here? Oh, 163 billion of pandemic employment benefits were lost and fraud. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. None of this is surprising. We're going to get those back, right? How much is it? Well, it's more actually going to be more to

get it back. Oh, well, that's too bad. Anytime you have fucking people who are in charge of money that's supposed to go to other people, not all of it gets to the people who are supposed to get it. Ah, well, yeah, okay, never. An asteroid bigger than Empire State Building, heading towards Earth. Oh, just in time.

Just in time. Come on, asteroid. Just in the nick of time. Come on. Did you see that stupid don't look up movie? Uh, no. Oh, it. No. It's sucked.

It's like, too. They always... I don't know what it's about. I don't ignore the asteroid. Yeah. Don't ignore the asteroid. Yeah. I don't know.

One side's always too smart for their own. Those political satires, it just feels like they pull their punches on Democrats too much. They go, yeah, those are Republicans, they're so stupid. Uh, uh, fine, I had a science survey. Trust in science. Toot. Toot. Toot.

Here is extreme polarization on trust in science in a recent and very troubling trend, all right? Yeah, I like that. This makes perfect sense to me. Yeah, pretty interesting, right? Yeah. Trust in science has become increasingly partisan. Sheriff Americans who said they had, quote,

a great deal of confidence in the scientific community by party affiliation 1973 to 2021. Okay. Look at the flip. Yeah. So you got the flip over the, yeah. Well, here's why it's interesting to me. So you got 1980. Yeah. Where the Democrats and Republicans and independents are all kind of the same. Like they're all, yeah, well, bouncing around. I think Republicans were kind of the same. Like, they're all bouncing around between Republicans. Republicans were kind of substantially, the Republicans were substantially higher for a long time. Well, okay, but look at overall, like if you look at 1972 in the beginning, Republicans

are like, four, and no, they'll look at like next year, the Democrats are slightly above them. Like, I know what you're saying. The Republicans are higher. Yeah, between, yeah, look at that big spike in like, you know, the 80s tonight. But this is what it says to me. Yeah.

It says to me that 40% of people traditionally can conceptualize science over time. Like this is the long running range is like 35 to 45 here and they're all bouncing around in here. So maybe there's a 10 or 5% difference over the years, but it looks like about 40% of people can conceptualize what science is and they put their faith in the scientific method and process. Right? Or they have an idea, it looks like about everybody has the same idea of what science is.

And then of course, pandemics, Democrats rocket up to 65% and Republicans go down to 30. And independents are the same. But they've a little steadily raised between, yeah. Independence raising between 2010 and 2012. But not higher than they've been historically, historically, they're bouncing around about that much too, like 50. Yeah, something like that. It says to me that they've just a lot of people have just redefined what science is.

And now they both, like they don't, historically, well, here's the thing. More people aren't going to understand a concept more. Okay. One group is scared, one group is angry. That's what that says to me. That's okay. That's what that says to me. Yeah.

And then the same time I saw this, they react against each other. Of course. The same time I saw this, I saw somebody say something I've heard a million times where they say, oh, I just got COVID, it was bad, but thank God I was vaccinated or else it would have been much worse.

Yeah, right? I hear that all the time. Yeah, sure. And that is explicitly Unscientific. I know be will you because you can't you have no control? You cannot have yeah any sort of scientific conclusion without a control right? You don't know if it would have been worse for you or yeah Say for you

Personally, you don't yeah, you hit it was you can't say. But it's not science. It's explicitly anti-science to say, thank God I was vaccinated or it would have been much worse. Like you have no idea. Yeah, I know. Even if you didn't get it, you can't say, like, wow, thank God I was vaccinated. I didn't get it. You don't know of your expo.

Right. What you're saying is nonsense. This is faith-based. There's nothing to do with science. I don't know. I get that. It is. It is. I understand.

And just being graph, that's all. Let me see what else I got here. I'll read some comments. I really like kind of data shown over time. I like the big picture when it comes like that, like where, as opposed to right now. Oh yeah. Cause it's like, who do they fucking pull?

You know, I don't even know, I don't know anything about this survey, but that's just intriguing to me. You know, when you see it over 30, 40, 50 years, when you see how much, how normal it was, you're like, people knew what science was. Yeah. You know, they had a pretty healthy, I mean, yeah, enough people did have a healthy understanding of what they thought science was. I guess correlated largely with the other party. Right. Yeah, it was, you were all speaking the same language until, until something happened that

allowed BlackRock to borrow trillions of dollars from the Federal Reserve at no interest rates and buy all of the land in America. Until then, until then everyone pretty much had the same idea what science was. Oh, Madonna has an NFT. I think our NFTs are better than Madonna's. I'm sure they are. How could they not be? You know Madonna.

That old lady. It's just like a piece of beef jerky. That says Madonna and anything. You're teamed up with Arby's. Really? Yeah, to do these NFTs. Oh no. And they're introducing a big flap. Oh, this is not what I

fucking think it is. My Donna Reels reveals fully nude NFTs and a shocking 3D model of her vagina. That must be a typo. What do you think about that? She's got a tree growing out of her snatch. Look at this. A Groute is growing out of her gouache. That's fucking easy. It's a, and a, that's like managed to make like a 3D model look gross. Yeah. How do you fuck that up?

It's like this, it's uglier than she ever was. It's uglier than any new 3D I've ever seen and I've seen a lot. Do you wanna have a shawty with a tree growing out of your asshole? Please. Look, she's got, she's like spread her legs on an operating table and there's a tree growing out of her snatch and then there's like a water can being, a space water can being dumped on it.

I was gonna ask what that was. That's a space water can. Yeah, this is what's happening. The wrong people are getting shot. Was her fucking hair ever that long? No woman's hair was ever this long. I don't think Madonna ever had hair that long. No, what a horrible one.

I put one problem with it. She's gonna die one day. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, that will be a, that will be funnier than Ruth's beta-gonsburg going. Madonna. be funnier than Ruth Bada Gonsberg going Madonna. Madonna. Really? You got a, you don't like Madonna.

Like are you just obnoxious? Yeah, I know. Like just go be old. Like it is something good with, why do you, you're still an attention whore? Like the sex book. Yeah. You're trying to do sex book part two. She's so, the computer.

Talking rich to. Like disgusting. I mean, just go, just go be rich. Go buy a fucking Greek island. Go get, you know what I mean? Like shut up. If you're not gonna do anything helpful, then just shut the fuck, it's fine.

When Instagram whores or whatever are doing this, it's fine, I don't care. But some billionaire, like that everybody listens to, just being an atrocious, crass,hor still with a computer discuss it's more disgusting hmm whatever I'll read some comments and then we've got dollhouse fill I was almost aborted hey dick don't say my name hey dick and Sean I was almost aborted right before birth hmm who my mother went into what right before birth I guess that's what he says okay my mother went into what? What right before birth? I guess that's what he says.

Okay. My mother went into labor three months before my twin brother and I would do. Mm-hmm. They had to seal her cervix. Wow, you can do that. Apparently so. So cement. Giving us steroids that sped up our growth in the womb, really?

Sounds like. Well, no, no, it's to get the lungs to develop. Oh, really? Yeah. Steroids, that's because that's always the danger of preemie babies is that the lungs are not developed enough. So I have heard of that. Fast forward sometime the doctors are ready to deliver right before they wheeled my mother

into the operating room. Oh, wow, it was mother's handicap too. The shit's named doctor asked her if she wanted to abort us because we were likely going to be deformed, retarded, deaf and blind. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lexic anyway fuck doctors yeah they fuck shit my mom tried to abort us naturally But those fucking doctors pump me full of steroids to give me a fighting chance So not for fucking cervix fucking assholes I'm gonna kick it in Here's Johnny here's baby. Yeah What a bunch of fucking pricks they punctured her lower intestine during the C section almost killing her

I was almost aborted and I can say I'm glad I wasn't. Go fuck yourself. Well, you should be mad. I'm bored with that garbage hat. I'm not going to waste all those people then. You're mom better. Your mom tried to abort you. Stupid doctors stopped it.

Matt, well, you know what? I'm glad you weren't aborted to actually. Well, you don't know him. He listens to the show. Oh, that's true. He listens to the show. And every time's true. He listens to the show. And every time one of those shooting happens, I load up that manifesto right away.

Control F, the dick show, the man I'm gonna want, anything. Always a goose egg. I can't get a break. Matt, when subtitles are a fuck you, hey, what's up buddies? You know, it makes me rage when subtitles are a fuck you. It happens when you're watching a show and there's a conversation that's not in English,

for example, Russian. Yeah, sure. He's probably watching that Russian Doll Show. There's a Russian Doll Show. Yeah, with that redhead comedian. After about redhead comedian, who's that? I don't know. I don't know her name. After about 15 to 20 seconds, you realize this is actually part of the plot. Oh my god. I don't work. 20 seconds, you realize this is actually part of the plot. Oh my god. I didn't work ignoring it, but well, don't you start paying attention as soon as, because there hasn't been subtitles in the whole movie?

No. For some reason, the subtitles just don't kick in automatically when it's another language on Netflix or Plex or any of these things. I thought you meant he wasn't reading it. No, you have to skip back and turn on the subtitles only for the subtitles to literally have the word speaking in Russian. Oh, that's, I swear, this is a problem I have all the time where the subtitles, like the subtitles aren't in the movie film, so they're controlled externally. But then there's just no like option by default to put the fucking translation only. You have to turn it on and then turn it off

once they're done speaking Italian. Well, no, see, yeah, it should be done the way you're saying. And that it, and some, yeah, where it's like, it's a movie, find them. It's a movie in English, all of a sudden, they talk to each other in Italian, they should, they should subtitle that in English

and then move on. I mean, that's, but they don't. I mean, that's, and then you gotta worry about, I've seen movies like that, but like the hauntsy schemes. You're right. I don't think there's, I mean, sometimes they do it wrong, I guess. Henrik is too. The British collar has to be the worst collar to date. Unintelligent and unintelligent and stuff for a bullet pure tin. It's the, it's the smugness. It's the smugness. It's like no matter how smart he is, he's not half as smart as he thinks he is. Yeah. I saw somebody say, like, wow, well, he really didn't like your drunk driving analogy.

Like, if you get in a car with a drunk driver, are you responsible? Yeah. Cause everybody does that. I mean, yeah, everybody's morality usually falls apart. And you say, well, like, what if a drunk, what if you get in a car with a drunk driver? I like, uh, everybody that's, uh, that's fine. Uh, I mean, like no, it's not, you think about it. No, it's not smart. Uh, it's, it's, in fact, um fact complicit. You are an accomplice.

You are now, yeah. Or you should be, but you're not. I don't care. Okay, this one's from Kiwi Chris. He wanted me to post this on my Instagram, if I could. It's a joke, at my expense, says Stick Master Sin, the cab wreck, lol. And it's a picture of a wrecked car

and that he says is mean. So that's he's comparing you to a wrecked cab. Yeah. Pretty good. Giggling away. LOL. Giggling away between sending his poop in toilets to women online.

So what he's doing? He's not, that's his move. Yeah sending poop Yeah, he takes he poops in the toilet and then takes a picture and sends it to oh god I thought it was mailing it in a package. Oh, no, I don't think you can send bodily fluids I don't know what Australia's got going but I hear you can't send bodily fluids. Let me get dollhouse Fill in here dollhouse fill are you there sir? I'll just fill in here. It's all House fill, are you there, sir? I'll give him a moment to get his stuff in order.

I always like to spring it on people, you know. Well, I know, you know what? I'm always surprised how often they are right there. Yeah, me too. It's like, oh, that could have happened at any point. You were ready. Here's Alden, Alden has an abortion slogan. I got an abortion slogan for you.

Women can abort when we end child support. Huh, okay. I don't know, I don't know about that one. It's true when we end child support. But they just ignore it. If you say like, why do I have to pay for it? If I don't want it then, they're just like, did it, did it, did it.

Never mind. All it, everyone together is just like, fuck you. Okay. Guess I'll just go eat worms. Crickets, worms. Yeah. Well, I don't want to pay for it.

What about me? Fuck you, idiot. Don't want to pay for the kid. Yeah. So where's my rights. Well, and then you yeah, then you're well, the hook. Well, you now ladies until I hear any of those pink hats clamoring for legalizing heroin, I don't care. Fuck you and all of your reproductive rights. Don't I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't know. Those pussies for something,

rattle them for me. Is he the only thing stopping you from doing heroin that it's illegal? I don't I don't know what all those pussies for something rattle them for me Is he the only thing stopping you from doing heroin that it's illegal. I don't even want to do it. Yeah Oh, they say I'm muted on discord. What oh shit. Oh shit. Okay There he is. Okay Fill from the dollhouse sorry for first of all sorry for Fucking around with you for 12 minutes, but it's also sorry for pumping you. This is just one of those things that happens. Tech shit happens all the time. Oh God, you know, it used to be bad.

Like, yeah, I used to start every one of these shows in this panic mode. Oh, no, I know. Because it was like 20 or 30. When Sam Hyde called in, it was like an hour of fuck up. So you can still scarred from that. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, let me load up your site fuck up, so you can still scarred from that. Ha ha ha. Okay, let me load up your site right now Phil.

It's the, yeah, the dashdalldashhouse.com. That's the one, yes. Would you like to explain to everyone what you do, what you are the problem? Well, initially, I mean, I was just one of those guys who started out, I'm gonna sell these, silicone, pardon me, or TPE, which is thermoplastic elastomer,

sextals. Now, the idea is with these things, that they're kind of true to life, that they're not exactly like hide for highs like us in the West. But they're very close and you can literally grab one of these girls, put her in your arms and pardon the expression, but put your dick in there and have a really good time. And you don't have any of the aggravationations happens within nagging and the talking and having to reassure

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three. Those are my top three. Those are my top three. Those are my top three. Those are my top three. Those are my top three. Those are my top three. Those are and it's a way backwards to actually go and get yourself a real life woman. You're a real life woman, sir. They all did, they all fucking did. Oh women always throw that one at me online. Oh, who are you? You fucking all did this. You all did this man. You said this one in the time.

All these women who say, oh, so filled, you must be gay. Yeah. Oh god, that's the straight. Yeah. And I just don't want you anymore. And's a thing and they get really pissed at that Wait, so are you like are you like voluntarily celibate like have you sworn off women for real? I mean that to be honest, you know if the right woman came along and she's got like a big S on her chest to be super girl And she's everything that every guy's ever wanted.

Maybe, but however, think about it, right? If she wakes up in a bad mood one day and just says, I want to fuck his life up, she can do it. And there's nothing I can do about it. So going the doll life, or what we call the wife who, life who, right? The doll pill. Yeah. This is the way forward. So, isn't that crazy?

For the evolved man. Yeah, for the, for the, what was the old right card commercial? For the civilized man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for civilized. Isn't it crazy that like Johnny Depp is probably the one of the, like the perfect collision of like rich and famous and good looking? Watching this as it happens Right if this is the guy right and we can look at him and say right. He's got

Pretty good looks. Oh, okay. He's not the most fantastic looking man the world But he's pretty good looking. He's got all the money in the world that you could possibly want and he can't get it right That's crazy fucking chance have you as every other guy who's listening to this now, what chance have you got fucking known? Get yourself a doll and just be happy. How many of these dolls, so I first met you, I first talked to you on, I think Drexels show. That's great.

That's great, yes. How many of these dolls do you sell? Oh, I'll do about, like like it's not a huge amount. I'll only do about like 30 a month or something like that but like it's enough to like make Living as such which is what I did in the first instance. I ran the the company as like a proof of concept Did you see will this make enough money? And yeah, and it did, right? But then after about three or four months, I started to get some customers that came back to me. It's about like one in

20 would come back. And then we'd come back and there's a field you've absolutely changed my life. For the first time, I really feel as though I can actually be happy. I was like, oh shit. No, I want to release it. Oh no. It comes from being just something that I would make money from

to actually being something of a vocational kind of idea. Yeah. I'm not trying to make it red pill or anything like that. It just kind of happened that way. I feel like you can't really separate the two You're doing some math that you can't undo So the reason why the reason why I love talking on Drexel's show I think I was bitching about my sex doll that I got from a friend

Having no it's like she's as heavy as a piano and she has no tits. I mean, okay, she has huge tits for a woman, but like a sex doll, you need to, over, like, you need to drink your brain. But this is a real doll, right? It's a real doll. Yeah, my problem with sex dolls is always been, where the fuck are, this is a fantasy doll,

where the fuck are the tits? This is how we change things these days. What people are starting to order these days on mass is they're going for the gel breasts. Okay. Look at this. I'm not saying the tits are always. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is what I'm talking about.

You know what I'm saying? These things have to be pretty expensive, I would think, right? I mean, they are not cheap. Now, it shouldn't be. I always ask someone, especially if they're in the UK, come down, meet me. I want you to actually get your pardon expression, but hands on to some of these dolls, so you know what they feel like, especially how heavy they are. And that's the thing because I've had some older guys, you know, you've got back problems and stuff like that.

And they just cannot lift a doll of a certain weight. And they'll buy one, you know, and it's like, you know, they too grand or something like that. And then it's just something that they can't do. So I would much rather have someone come down and actually realize what they're actually going to purchase. Yeah. Just something like it looks great. And I won't fuck it, but until I get that, I don't know. So do you have like what's the weird, you do custom

dolls too, right? Oh, yes. I've got a number of custom dolls. What are the different? What's like the weirdest custom dolls you get in? Well, I mean, as you know, because we have, from the direct stream, we have a still a view when I told you about the three-titted doll. Oh, yeah, that's right! God, I was just gonna make a joke. So that one, but the thing is with, I have to ask people, all these guys, I want

the three titted dolls, like how many arms do you have? Because I've only got two hands. I can do two tits. I can't deal with three. Yeah, you got a mouth. I don't know. I want, I want tits on the back, right? Oh, like not. So you can think, you're just thinking ergonomics now. Yeah, you get it in your face in the tits in front of you, and then you can also grab the tits behind in the back, or the opposite way, you're banging the, say, another point of yourself. So something that you're not sexually attracted to.

Yeah, exactly. So what's the, like what's weird custom shit that you get on these? Well, I mean, I get lots of requests. I mean, I've had some horse requests. Lord knows where that comes from. But by the time I give them the cost, it's prohibitively expensive. Wait a minute, you're like, nice size. It's going to cost them like'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad.

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I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. I'm sexually alluring? I'm maybe the main, I don't know. I have no idea. Who knows, no idea at all. Long girl hair or something? I get a big ass, I guess. A horse. Do they want a life-size horse? Oh yeah, that'd be a lot of material.

That'd be a lot of material. That'd be a lot of material. Do you have to get like stilts to even have a made one though? I happen because when it gets to the cost, people just say, no, no, no, no, I'm not going to deal with that. But it may sound a bit more normal, but it's very weird in itself. There will be a lot of people say, look, my girlfriend, I actually want an actual reproduction of my girlfriend.

And the first sense, you think, well, this is a very normal perhaps you work away from home or something like that. And it never works out like that. These guys, oh, yes, you was my girlfriend, but she's not now. Oh, no. And all of a sudden you start,

you'll wander into like these, you know, sort of copyright problems and stuff like that, because can you imagine what would happen in the West? If some girl finds out that you've made a sex doll of her and you're fucking that, you're in a whole shit. It's not what you think. She's going to want a lot of money. It's like that sign thumb. And that can do.

We've actually got women, sorry, porn actresses. Not women. We're doing this, right? And you've got sexual reproductions of them. Yeah. Yeah. And they can be like a backhand for stuff like that. It just makes it very, very expensive to do.

Now, I've had a lot of requests, which tends to come up for, there's a computer game character. Can you reproduce this? Yeah. And I said, well, look, I can do this. It's going to be very expensive to do however. There are body shapes which are already available.

There are head shapes which are very close. And I can get makeup done at the factory to make it look exactly the same. So do you want me to kind of get the nearest thing and then get the makeup done for you which will cost you a shit nonetheless? So you could also do it like totally from scratch. Yeah, it's easy. I can do a completely new doll if you want, but it's very expensive. You could also do it like totally from scratch. Yeah.

It's amazing. I can do a completely new doll if you want, but it's very expensive. Yeah. But there are not many dolls out there with that many body shapes. I can get the nearest thing to what you want anywhere. Do you have any pictures of this?

There's nothing. Do you have any pictures of the three-titted one? Oh yeah, actually, that's why I wanted to talk to you because they came out with that Tifa and Aerith, Final Fantasy VII, Sex Dolls. Yeah, yeah, oh god, yeah, I just felt like a big, old conversation with those people. Yeah, there's an auntie for the sex doll.

That's the one who's listening to your Tifa Lockhart. Like everyone knows, everyone loves her and stuff like that. And there's been a number of photo shoots which have been done with dolls for Tifa Lockhart. Now, Game Lady dolls did one a while back. And it was pretty close. Everyone kind of went, yeah, yeah, it's good enough. But it's not perfect.

And they did a new one. To be released in the last couple of months. Yeah. And it's almost spot on. And everyone wants to get their take inside that. Okay, what's who makes the new one? You're like all in on all the, all the, the happening.

I'm sexy. I'm sexy. It's a make-hold game, Lady Dolls. And this happens all the time in China, right? It's a brand which is not a manufacturer. The manufacturer is actually who people may know if they know sex dolls at all. They're called Zellex dolls and they're the manufacturer. And that happens a lot.

These are the people who I don't know. I was speaking to them in the last couple of days, a bad game lady dolls because I knew this conversation was going to come up. Oh, yeah. And I think she mistook me for some other fill that she was talking to. And she got really pissed at me. And she started getting me all sorts of fucking real attitude. I was like, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? And then to realize what we're going, oh shit, no wrong Phil, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry Phil, Phil. So you want to get them ladies and all, yes, we'll do that.

Yes, absolutely no problem. So, but this is just one of those things which happens when you actually have a, yeah, like a language barrier that goes on. Do you do like, do you need like, midget dolls or like little goblins? Yeah, we've got the midget dolls. If you you like because Drex is a big fan of those. He really wants to find one of those dolls. Why? Why?

We want to feel bigger. I think I already know him as. The fact is that like he's six foot seven. Yeah. And he's used to like normal like canacles. He just wants something a bit small so he can feel like you know the biggest baddest man in the world. I don't know, I'm just guessing, but you know. Pregnant, too? You have a category on here for pregnant. That's a total satisfaction. Yep. I'm altering a pregnant doll for a guy. He happens to be in these 60s, so he's not like a young

man or anything with that, so he knows what he wants. Yeah. And he's really excited about it as well. So like I'm very specific. I don't want one of these slim women you want her with like a big belly and stuff, something that I can touch and really enjoy. Uh, wow. Yeah. Do you ever get into any trouble with this stuff? Like legal trouble.

No, no, no, no, no. I've been asked a number of times about, yeah, of course, feminism. And we all have feminism, don't we? And the feminists have, there's been a couple of deraise student feminists who've come to interview me, they've come down to the dollhouse, that they've seen the dolls that have been able to touch them and stuff, and they've always raised the point of child sex dolls. And I engage with them straight away. I don't evade the question. I go straight into it. And so, well, I am actually taking Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs to court over this very issue. So, I am not shy about this. And so I talk about it.

And then when the feminists realize that you're not shy and you're not willing to be shamed about it, they just drop the issue. It's just not a thing for them. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell.

They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. They probably cannot tell. frightened of the whole issue so you'll go away from it. When you won't and you'll address it like a full-on, they've got nothing to actually share with you with us. What do you mean you're taking the government's accord over child sex? At this particular point, I'm taking her Majesty's revenue and customs to court because they seized a 150 centimeter, which is just shy, like fraction of an inch shy of five feet. And it's got big old titties going on. It's got like

big old childbearing hips going on. And they say it looks like a 13-year-old. So I'm saying, fuck you, you're an eyeing kind. And I've managed to get a pediatrician who's also going to go to court and say, this is definitely a mature woman. So it's a far up you. Yeah, just small. So they want that you have child sex dolls.

Well, the thing is, right, with this, what generally happens is Her Majesty's revenue and customs will seize this doll, and everybody will usually just say, I'm not going to do anything about it because I don't want my name in the paper. Yeah. Now I'll go get my name in the paper, I want my face on the paper and I want everyone to know that I am taking you to court and you're fucking full of shit. And they never saw this one coming. I want everyone to know that I am taking you to court and you're fucking full of shit.

And they never saw this one coming. So that's why I think they're going to lose. You should build one of her majesty. Indeed. You're majesty. You honestly think this is a child? You are full of shit. Yeah.

Oh, they're posting, okay, people are posting questions and examples of dolls they want. This guy's posted a woman. It's a woman, it's like a woman's centaur. Oh, huge tits. So, Sean, you want to fuck that horse? No, the centaur thing is. It does happen. So this is, this is where the horse thing kind of started out.

Okay. And then I started to get people to say, well, if you can do the centaur thing, can you do the horse thing? Yeah. Look I can do anything you want as long as your Your purse is bottomless. That's the thing. Yeah, see Sean look you wouldn't fuck that horse. No, no, no This is got a lady's face though She's wearing a cape She's wearing a cape. I'm out. Oh, she's wearing a dress. That's a dress.

Oh, I see. Okay, let me see what other questions these guys have. So, ask you about, where did that one go? Oh, yeah, do you have a, who told me, Tanaka doll? I look alike. Tanaka, I'm sorry, I'm not for you. I know me. Oh, no, she's real. She's a real woman.

Who, who, what is Tanaka then? Tommy Tanaka. She's voted best boobs, a VN award. I think like three years running. She has breasts. I can absolutely reproduce that. One is way bigger than the other. Can you reproduce that, part?

Absolutely. Well, you had some... Dude, if I can do three, I can do two, in any way, which way that you want. I gotta see the three one. Do you have any pictures of that? Oh, you haven't seen this from the website. I don't think so.

I'm looking around the website right now. I can't find it. Allow me to actually give you the URL. Okay. And how did you get into this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good question. How did I get into this?

Yeah. Yeah. You have a background and, you know, manufacturing or. Well, I, I, I, I bought a sex doll for myself, which is one point. Yeah, I was kind of into sex toys. Okay. But after a while, because I just thought,

like, I'm a bit kinky, I don't give a shit. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thought, like, I'm a bit kinky, I don't give a shit. I, I, I, I, I, it saves me money. Going through the whole shit of women going, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me the point, hold on, should I sell these? And I did a little bit of market research. There were two other guys like seriously selling these in the UK, and I thought, I've missed this opportunity before as a younger man, but now as an older man, you either see the opportunity and you take it, or you're just a terrible person, and you just miss it just for the second.

So I took the opportunity. And you're gonna chase terrible person, you just miss it just for the sacred. So I took the opportunity and I'm gonna chase your dreams, Sean. I did never do that. I was there until I had. I mean, Rodney Dangerfield didn't get famous. It didn't start. Kamikazele was like 50, right? 50, maybe. I'm definitely a famous holder, yeah.

But with that, I mean, like, you know, I took it on. Everyone, maybe I have taken a certain level of customer relations to a new level. I was always very, very good back in the days of IT when I used to do stuff for people and people always used to ask for fill to come back because it was very, very good. And I used this idea with the doll idea. And a lot of people will say to me, if you really need, if you just want to buy it all and just have it delivered, you can go to any of the vendors. But if you want some special service, if you want something else, something a bit more

than normal, don't speak to Phil. People will say this on the forums of me. And I think that this is how I've kind of made a name for myself. Okay. So to speak. Yeah. Flexibility. Flexibility in. Getting able to, you know, fill exactly what somebody wants. Like a niche, right? Yeah. If you're getting expensive sex, why not get it custom, right?

Well, and they are getting a lot more expensive now. I don't know if you're getting as expensive sex doll, why not get a custom, right? Well, and they are getting a lot more expensive now. I don't know if you've seen any of the hyper realistic ones. No, I'm looking one right now that looks like an anime head on it. Hold on, let me bring it. I think this is safe to, oh, it's got a little bit of nudity. Actually, how do I give you the URL in,

um, can you DM it to me? Or just post it in the chat? Post it wherever? Are you broken boy? Yeah, that's me. Uh, Sean, how about you want to bang this, uh, anime doll with the eyes, staring the eyes, your palms. Can I make a blank? It's, It's really, well, a lot of people have been asking me about this because I've done some open-eyed, which is the normal, the open-eyed versions of the dolls, and they've done some closed-eyed versions of the same doll. And people say, oh, that's great, but can I move the eyelids myself and say, well, no, not really. There are some people who have made movable eyelids that you can actually put into the doll, which is very good.

But these are third party things. These are not something that you would buy from the factory as such. Oh, my God. Here's the three-titted doll. Yeah. I got it. Looks exactly like total recall, doesn't it? Total recall, that's the one that's where it's all coming from.

Oh, wow. And it's only 1500 pounds. It's not a huge amount. Not really. But how many hands do you have? Oh, man. Yeah, creatively you can get around that. Uh, be careful what you wish for, I guess.

And everything. Do you do any, uh, this guy's asking, do you do any footonari dolls? Oh, and a footonari has really caught on in the last. That's it to you. I don't know what that is. Girls are the dick. Oh, God. Right.

So it's sort of chicks with dicks for anyone who doesn't really know. And this is really called on and porn. Now, there is, like for a, the general option that you can get, yeah, you can get the removable vagina or you can have the fixed vagina. Now, if you go for the removable vagina, it's kind of got a cavity there, which you put like an insert in. Now, if you have that,

you can put the footonari attachment in there. Okay. So, it gives this whole, like, dig and ball sort of thing going on. So, you can actually have the flaccid. You can have the normal, which is about so four to five inch. Or you can have the seven to nine inch deck as well. Well, does that answer your question, lemon sackie?

Whatever your name is? Uh huh. Oh yeah, hey. Well, this is very impressive. Feel what you've built here. Do you have a, is there like, have you heard of those doll whore houses? Well, this is what I wanted to do before I actually opened the doll house.

I was gonna create like a doll whore house. Yeah. As such, because my idea is, you'll remember as young men, guys would go out, they'd have like a few beers, and then they'd start to go down to the bars and stuff like that. And there'd be some women involved.

There's probably some beasts and fights involved. I think if these guys emptied their bowls at a doll whore house before they went out and had some beers, there'd be no fights. So I'm just saying, maybe I have a guy agree. Guys are so fucking annoying at bars. They're all horned up and crazy and drunk. Right. God, it's annoying.

Plus at bars is so much, but like anything gay is so much more enjoyable because everybody's getting laid and more relaxed. And the women are hotter too, I think. Well, anyway, all think. Well, anyway. All right, Phil, do you got anything that makes you a rage? Rage. Yeah, anything like this you are. These people who think that dolls are just gay and stuff like that.

I wish to challenge them. Yeah, and just say, look, just bust a nut into a doll and then tell me that these things that get like a Pepsi challenge. Go do it. Yeah. Yeah. That's sort of thing. I just want to challenge them and just say, just do it once and then tell me what you think. Yeah. Uh, oh, yeah. I remember you, you got what kind of weird boobs do you have on your, I think you were saying on Drexel's show that you could make beer shoot out of them. There's something like that. We've got some open nipple ones as well. So you can actually put liquid in there. And so you know, you could drink some whiskey out of there or milk or whatever it is that you actually want because it's like the further that we go into kink, the rider it gets.

Okay, sure. Like we all know like about like the footfaddition shit like that. Yeah. And it just kind of gets weird. And with the breast thing, I just didn't see this one coming. So like, oh, you want to drink something out of the nebbel. Oh, Jesus Christ, how far down the rabbit hole are we going to go? And but if we can make money out of it, the Chinese are saying that we will make what you want if we can make money out of it. We just don't care. Yeah. That's incredible. Here comes the lead paint lawsuits. All right, Phil. I'm sure I'll have more questions. I'm sure I'll get questions from people after the show. There are always more questions. I'm sure I'll get questions from people after the show. I mean, there are always more questions that I think.

They never end. Yeah. What I got on the ice, John. With everything, you know, you hear about everything, fucking weird everywhere. Like I don't even think this is weird. Oh, me either. This doesn't, this is, this is tame and have dildos.

Well, I don't think twice about that. Right. Because women will have an actual draw full of different sized dildos. Yeah. That's okay. Right? But it's starting to become normalized now that if somebody actually says, oh, so you've got a doll.

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All of these people, they're all waiting right for the artificial intelligence. And I think artificial is the right word. Yeah. Yeah. Do you, you've spent so much time with women and you're trying to get away from them because they just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk? Do you really want a machine that you can fuck that you can talk to? No, nobody in their right mind should ever want to do that. I had a guy from the Czech Republic who ordered a doll for me and he just said in his last

dying breath, Phil, can you make sure that this girl is quiet? So yes, I can definitely make sure that that's going to happen. And this is where I think the truth is. Right. So a guy doesn't want a woman who's going to talk because they talk too much. Just let her be quiet. Let her be able to take like a good, not busting kind of idea. And just be okay about that's all we want of a woman. Yeah, but she's got to clean herself up too. That's, you know, that's the one thing you're really missing. We've got these dry sticks now that you can actually push up her vagina and it will dry everything out for you so you don't even have to do anything afterwards. Does that work

on real women? Because there's no more abortions. I don't know have to do anything afterwards. Does that work on real women? Because there's no more abortions. I've tried a couple of times, but she keeps talking afterwards. It just doesn't work. Okay. Alright, Phil, you're at the-dash-house.com, right? That's the one. It's finally...

If you want the best kind of woman, you can possibly have a half. You come and speak to me. If you want one of those talking women, go speak to Dick. No, I can't help you with that either. He's sworn it off. Yeah, maybe Sean can help you with that. No, thanks for calling in, man. Good luck with your loss.

Best of pleasure. Yeah, good talking to you. Okay, let me. Very interesting. Very interesting. I mean, they they look really good for what you're paying for them. I'm kind of surprised they're not more honestly. Me too. Actually, I don't know, maybe there may be someday they'll be like 300 bucks or something like that. Never know, I mean, it happened with VCRs. Yeah. Uh, DVDs. Okay. Let's see. I got, oh, here's, okay, here's a good one.

Then we'll do voice mail. Okay. I'll add it here. Fat watch, fetarism. This guy's got, it's not working. How about that one? Does that work? Fat watch, today and fat news.

Hey, I can shine, feel free to read this on the show. Started watching you since Mr. Medical did a video covering the lawsuit with Maddox. Anyway, I love the new Fat Watch segment and has been my partner in I's favorite pastime. I was listening to episode 305. You're explaining the magic of how Tommy Tnaka started off and how it led to her, led to breaking her down into doing

porn. That was the journey. This is true for feederism porn as well. As a sick fuck like myself, I enjoy the same said magic when following some girls who starting weight is 120 pounds and ballooning to 300 pounds even more after. So he's into this specifically to watch them balloon up from 120 to three. God, it's, people's brains are, it's so interesting. Yeah, it really is. God, imagine if you could like, computer generate that. So a real woman didn't have to do it.

Mm-hmm. I know you guys are aware of feeders, but there's also a lot of feedees. Yeah, I know, they're called women. People who intentionally gain weight for their own sexual pleasure. Oh my God. Oh, huh.

A lot of these girls repress these feelings because they feel the need to stay fit, but in time it explodes into giving into this fetish. Here's a 10 minute video of a FED model explaining why she got fat to laugh at. Here's two and other 300 episodes. Go fuck yourself, Dick and Smooches to Sean. Okay, let's see, let's watch a little bit of this. Yeah, sure.

Gotta watch it now. Fede. What's his name? Fede. Yeah, fat watch feeders. Oh, Kidoke. Oh my God, she's huge. Oh my goodness.ke. Oh my God, she's huge. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh, well, it's on YouTube, so I should be able to show it.

Yeah, why not? Cause they always flag me for fat watch shit, for nudity. Well, cause there's so much skin, I guess. I don't know who can tell. But, yeah, I would think that, you know, as this movement, as morbidly obese people become healthier and healthier in the eyes of media,

then they're gonna have a harder time beating it. Yeah, so exactly. Exactly. Yeah, this is the future. Like those trad guys are always talking about 130 to 350 good God. The trad guys are always talking about like how nostalgic they are for the 70s,

when women are skinny or the 50s, like their idea of what a housewife was that they've drawn from like stock footage and art that they've drawn from like advertisements. But this, they're getting away in the back. They're getting away in the 50s just married to fucking Audrey Hepburn or so. Yeah, they're getting, they're getting a They're gonna look back. They're gonna look back. They're gonna look back. They're gonna look back. They're gonna look back. They're gonna look back.

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So the story of why I started gaining and how I went to failure is kind of long and kind of weird. I feel like it's the opposite. She's giggling her. She's giggling her. Yeah, first one. You're an off right now.

You know, the girlfriend that was a Fender or inter, like one and a head again way and they try to out and they like do whatever. Mine's kind of opposite to that. So, if you have heard the story before, I feel like Fender's a skipper. Oh right, if you haven't heard the story before, I'm afraid I'll just skip it. Oh, me too.

Dude, her stomach is like, it's like a pillow. Yeah. Oh my god, it's like a loaf of bread, like just getting cooked out in the oven, like when it rises. Oh my god. I don't know what you're going to put, Billy. If you haven't heard it before, I hope that you enjoy it.

Okay, so, then we can start. I guess the start is like, when I was a little kid, I always kind of had weird thoughts and feelings about being fat. Like, I was a normal kid, I was weird. I was obsessed with like the fact that you didn't close your eyes with a child. Is that a speech you've had of me?

And her, like, don't you think? I think it's right, accent. I know it's best friends with one of them, actually. Okay, isown speech and Her like don't you find it's right accent? I don't spend some one of them actually. Okay. Is this like a I don't care She doesn't show what all got that angle She doesn't show the before pictures though I'm there as a human Let me see if he's got the before pictures when she was 130. Yeah, that I want to see that. Muck bang. I don't know. It doesn't look like it, does it? No, it doesn't. Swirk by date added oldest. This was the first one. Hi. How long ago? It's way to them. Uh, what does it say? Just judging by that, I think year ago.

Oh, yeah. Well, she's probably, she's probably still bigger now. I live. Oh, yeah, she looks bigger now. I think her face is bigger now, like in the most recent videos. I think she's probably up. Well, everybody's got a hobby. She's drinking a beer. Just drinking a beer. Yeah.

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Yes. Alien hand, I don't know, I'll link it. It's not going to get better than the Jesus one. Right. Well, thank you. Yes. Alien hand to I don't know I'll link it Dick, I was gonna call an angry and yell at you about how you're being gay and being pussy about Your arm and your ankle or foot or whatever, but you know, I mean I just had a moment of clarity as I woke up He saw the sunrise. Oh good You know, I think you have a right to be mad at yourself for the mad at whoever you know and just God, make a blank chart and voice your opinions. So go talk to yourself. You're an F-flare by stars. Geez.

He was mad about me complaining about my arm, but then he actually sounded like he was gonna be really sarcastic, but was actually sincere. Sounded like his period was over. Oh, that happened and he realized what a... He saw a sunrise. Yeah, moment of clarity. My period's over, I'm not so annoyed right now.

Probably what happened to him could be. Man, we need to hang whoever's in charge of these fucking gas prices. I love my truck. It's $94. Oh, yeah. I think I'm driving some silly fake stuff. He's in a different state too.

He's in a different state too. I'm a fucking stupid. That makes me a fucking rage. Yeah, sure. They up to the limit too, I think, to 150. Oh really? Yeah. Cause I can't, I've been cut off at 100

and it doesn't fill my tank. Yeah. Yeah, good shit. My car's been on E for like a week. No, really. And I'm just not gonna drive it anymore. Cool. I'll just let it sit.

Yeah. I mean, Uber, if I need to or trick people into giving me rides. Yeah, you know, I don't care. That's way cheaper. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Uber, if I need to or trick people into giving me rides, I don't care. That's way cheaper. Yeah, right? I mean, yeah. Why don't I mean, I would assume that like Uber, all those ride services have had to go up, right?

I haven't taken one in a long time, but. I don't know, because they were sky high during the pandemic because nobody was going anywhere. So it was like $70 to go downtown, but I think they've dropped now. Well, it even changes depending on like the night and stuff, right? Like the whole surcharges or the yeah, yeah, take one to Hollywood on a Friday night and fucking see how much it costs.

You're right. Okay. That'll make you want to punch them in the dick. Funny to watch a stand up comedy on Netflix to sit back and relax. Listen to some jokes. It'd be great, but there is a fucking laugh track for every single sentence. Oh, God. It ruins it every single time.

It's like, ah, then like knock, knock, who's there? You you know the orange or whatever like god before the punchline even it's intolerable I had turned off brutal man this guy's just can't wait to watch the one that you saw get ruined in the same way, whatever. Go fuck yourself. He's just watching, firing up an old stand up, cracking a beard, grabbing a half-cockous salami and he pepperoni fires it up and the guy comes out and goes, hey, oh, and he goes, so I just dies a little more inside.

Yeah, never mind. Yeah, I was going to stare at the wall. Fuck this. Okay. Hey, Dick and Sean, here's what's making the arrangement. Both sides of the Kuala L right now are using the Ukrainian war effort as a means to purchase a signal to us and push the agenda through. Oh, I just saw in the review.

Everything. to us and push the agenda through. Oh, I just thought you were going to do that with everything. A GOP delegation going over to Ukraine to show their support and everything. And of course they're just telling us, hey, look how good we are. We should really push the abortion agenda through too. Oh, yeah, yeah. I love women. You know, personal autonomy of one's body. Yeah. Sounds great.

Let's support the Republicans on this one. Let's get it. It seems like it would be a liberal thing that you would see people do like the democrats would go over to you crane and i have been going there all the same and i will public in the doing it about different things are the same we're going to get involved in the sport more and more because the politicians that realize they can use it to manipulate us

yeah no not not just manipulate what's making me a rage it, not just manipulate. What's making me a rage? It's not just manipulate us, it's stealing money. Yeah, well, they take $40 billion and then they give it to the companies that are giving their kids or them money. There's nothing, there's,

they're all constantly even trans, they're barely opaque about it at all. Oh, no, no, no, no. I think that in the last so many years, you've just seen, it's like, oh no, it's just kind of think that in the last so many years, you've just seen it's like, oh no, it's just kind of openly corrupt now. Like it's just, we don't even try to hide it anymore because you can't do a goddamn thing about it.

Yeah, because you're not on the right side of the wall. Biden is bragging, like so I told him I had withhold their aid of a billion dollars unless they stopped looking into my son, right? Well, no, but I mean, that's what he's, that's what he was bragging about. No. Remember, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because they refused to, they refused to look into the corruption of the prior administration. That's why it all stalled under that. I know, that's what the, that's what the right was saying happened. No, this is his words. Yeah, I know, but it wasn't, that was taken out of context. Like his words? Yes, that was not, you weren't seeing the whole thing.

Here it is, right here. Hold on. I can't give you the billion dollars. Okay, hold on. I said, no, I'm not gonna, or we're not gonna give you the billion dollars. Yeah. They said, you know,

that's the process. You're not the president, the president said. I said, call him. I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars. I said, you're not getting the the president said i said call them i said i'm telling you not getting the billion dollars i said you're not getting the billion i'm going to be leaving here i think it was what six hours i know i know all about this yeah if the prosecutor's not fired if the prosecutor's not fired who's who investigations that were going on within corruption in the government

were stalled there wasn't they they so they said hunter, they said, Hunter Biden's not under any investigation. He, we don't think he's done anything wrong. Like this was the, this was all, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. He's saying, do this or else you're not getting money. Yeah, and so did the EU and so did the IMF. They were naming the, your naming organizations that I think are the most corrupt in the history

of mankind though. But I know, but what I'm saying is it wasn't a US only thing. Okay. What I'm saying is what he's describing is extortion. And the US giving Ukraine billions of dollars is the other half of that extortion is saying, oh, okay, well, here's, you know that, all that shit you did for us. Hey, now I'm going to give you a bunch of money so you can wander it for us. I think that could be too. I mean, do you?

Yeah, sure. That's what I'm saying. Sure. I don't think there's who is doing money stuff. Yeah, yeah, sure. Sure. I think there's only dirty stuff that there's nothing good that they do at all. It doesn't seem to wander money to themselves and their companies,

their subsidiaries. Well, I don't think that's necessarily unreasonable. Okay, wait, did I stop that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, one more, one more, one more. Hey, dude, I got a fucking rage for you. Can you or Sean fucking explain to me why it cost fucking fifteen dollars for a fucking beer at a dodgers game yeah why is that reason is to why that amount of fucking money is related to one fucking talk and a beer that means Jesus fucking Christ I keep making improvements in signing the store players fucking by a three-pack and an extra fucking hallboy. Yeah, and for less than that, and I understand oh pre-gaining it, you know, oh, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, absolutely But fucking if you don't have the time and you're running late and you know with all that fucking parking it's ridiculous, dude

So how on the stop going you're not gonna make it on time after time anyways because you spend 40 fucking minutes finding parking parking science Why that fucking cost 15 dollars for a fucking beer? I mean shit dude I thought I was gonna have to go on the back and work two fucking hours in the kitchen And by the way, they didn't even fucking win man Here you suckers. At least I do that. Anyways, go fuck yourself, dick.

Yeah, because they've consistently raised the prices of everything, of parking, of tickets. Well, yeah, but they did put together championship level teams and they put a ton of money into the stadium, but what started we? But 100% of that has been passed along to the consumer, of course. So I mean, that's why a beer cost 15 bucks a Dodger stadium. I'm actually kind of getting surprises, not more.

Oh, I think that guy's wrong. Well, you think it's love when it was like 18. Yeah, that sounds like it. Well, do acid. Three shots. Three tenths of one hit of acid will last you a ball game. Yeah. And then you will spend about, you'll, you'll, you'll, by one beer and you'll drink half

of it. Yeah. And it'll be perfect. Yeah. All right. Everybody, see you next week. See you. Yeah. Thank you.