The Dick Show - Episode 309 - Dick on Waifu Watchers

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

Waifu Watchers calls in about his scandalous video, I get handicapped parking, eating all the meats out of Chinese food, Sam Hyde is banned from Creator Clash, the Rescue Rangers movie dables in insect sex, using the phone, murrlogic needs pants and shoes, and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" has dinner with a fan; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah, Johnny's going to fill in as you do your pilgrimage. Right. So, Mecca. Yes. Tim. Some of us twice a year. To the Southern Mecca. Southern Mecca.

Exactly. When you come back, you talk, you have like a little Southern draw. Do I? Every time. It's because I visited so many KFCs. Is that what they do down there? No idea. I don't know.

I don't know. They don't do that. KFC in the South. Do You think they like it or are they more pop eyes fans or did they have some kind of new chicken restaurant like hooligans chicken? Everyone's like, yeah, I love hooligans. I mean, they're probably more like cast iron skillet on the stove chicken fans, you know, like people are lazy, Sean. I know. They're lazy everywhere. You know, I know. Can't get around that. I don't know how, I don't know how, southerners, buy in large seat. They probably, I mean, they probably see it as like,

you know, just, where the black people are lazy and the white people hate, where the white people hate, the black people for being lazy, but the white people who are just as lazy, like that, maybe that. I don't know, man. It's like in a sense.

That's not the only thing. I mean, you think like there's, there's got to be so many places that like do decent fried chicken, you know? In the South. I would hope so. I would hope so. But you can't get a good piece of avocado toast. You'd be surprised. And the surprise where where hipsterdom has, has, has spread to. What's the answer to that? You know what it's gonna be? Here's what's gonna be when we're boomers now. We're gently easing into boomerdom. Like the age, just like the things that are important

and this like nihilism, just overt cynicism and nihilism is trademark us. Yeah, and the next generation is going to despise us for that. Like everything sucks because you guys don't care about anything. Like, yeah, we don't care about anything. Because the generation before us, they took everything from us. Yeah, yeah. They took fucking everything from us.

Yeah, of course we're gonna. And their parents, they had to be like that because their parents were all alcoholics. They had to go like, me, me, me, me, me, like they got nothing. They got nothing out of it. It was like, how about a little bit for us. Yeah. They're going to go, but it's going to be like, it'll be surrealist gentrification, where we will have taken over bike, there will be bike lanes and avocado stores and scooter rentals

that we're going. That's what's going on. Yeah, like McAvacados. Yeah. Come on, get a McAvacado. McAvacado. Get a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, the kids will come in and go, like, oh, you guys are having avocado toast, I need a slime burger. I'm like, what the fuck is a slime burger?

It's like a burger that's got a bunch of slime on it, it's inedible. You say, what do you mean it's inedible? Like, you can't eat it. It's not, you just get it and you just get it and look at it and they're like, yeah, what don't you get about that? What are we supposed to say to that?

Exemplizely. Yeah. See because it annoys us. Yeah, right. Why would you do that? Right. What do you mean it's lunch? What do you have for lunch?

A bunch of food? Yeah. Boomer. Right. Okay, Boomer. Right. Here's the thing. I have one right off the bat.

I'll bet you do. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Uh. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the do. Uh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I want to see Ralph in the ring. And everyone else is going to fuck it up, I know. Yeah, I know. It's maybe because they won't follow through or they're just like, their ideas, their conceptions of the world. Here's what, their conceptions of the world are dumb. You know what I like if you add?

I just want to hear that as an insult. You know what, your conception of the world is dumb. Like, you just don't get how it works. You need to, I've found myself saying this all the time now, just listening to what someone says, you need to smarten up. Yeah. You need to just, you need to think about how the world works. And the implications of what you're saying

and what you expect, because you expect wrong. And you're gonna be surprised, and you're gonna look stupid because of it. Because what you're saying is stupid. I needed a license boxing to scum you the better. Sure. Someone who's, Well, you pick, you pick the right sport.

Someone who says, Slersion has to post a say anymore and doesn't even know that they're doing it. That's what I want. Right. Well, he's from the ring. He's from that generation. Yeah, hopefully he's come up on the front.

He's come up on the front. Or somebody like that. He's about a hundred. I just got it. I don't want some fancy pants, you know, boxing promoters, like yeah, we're putting the fights in the lights, no, no, no, no, I need a scumbag. I need somebody who has a regular spot at the VFW.

There you go. A regular spot at the VFW. Regular spot. Don King's still alive. Not hobos. Not welcome at the VFW though, I don't think. That's gonna be me. Only in America. Yeah, me. Only in America.

Yeah. Not only in America. I got a white strip on my beard right here. My mom said, how long have you had that? Like a long time. You look at me. Yeah, what do you look at when you're looking at me? Right.

Fuck, what was I gonna say? I don't know. I forget. Yeah. Here's what makes me rich. I'm going out, I went out with Vito in 80s girl, and everybody, the whole crew is going out, right? We go to this new brewery, and I hear tell of stories

that this new brewery that you could bring inside food in, that you could bring inside food in. Like when a business has a rule that's like allowed to be broken and that's their policy, that gets me all, that gets my chitters, a shiver, you know what I mean? You can bring your own food in. Like there's new restaurant open up.

Oh yeah, and you can bring in your own food. Like tell what? What crazy business angle is this? What is this? I can bring in my own stuff. And you can bring in, it's BIO liquor. Like what? What is this? I can bring in my own stuff. And you could bring in its BIO liquor. Like what? What do you mean?

You mean this is cocks about everything? This is just a place we can go. It's a place I can go. Maybe I get drunk and accidentally order them. Maybe I like it and wanna come back. Other than some fucking gimmick about having non-alcoholic vegan meat. Like oh, that's great.

I'm gonna tell you just, I just go in like a person you're telling me. Non-alcoholic. Fucking fantastic. Non-alcoholic vegan meat. It's gotta be the, may have been the dumbest event ever. I don't know, me, but.

Well, I mean, it's good. I, yeah, I guess. I mean, you're not a meat man. I mean, I've drunk it before. You drunk it before. But it just kind of made me really thirsty. So, we go to this brewery for meat. We go to this brewery and they've got a nice set of tables

set up into parking lot, because that's how it is now. Yeah, yeah. Oh, how's the seating? Oh, they're parking lots, wonderful. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I watched all the bump piss off of it. Mm-hmm. So it's, you know, actually they had gotten paved right before COVID. So their street seating is immaculate. Right, right, right, perfect. So we go there and sit in the parking lot and I'm like, all right, where is this? Right next, beautiful spot, right next to the freeway. Oh, great.

Which is nice. Sure. I guess, I don't know. You have to see who's calling it. I'm gonna pick you, man. This car needs a tuna. I just wanna be able to bring my own food in, bring my own liquor in, bring my own dog in,

smoke, stew, whatever I want. Not your stories about people getting kicked out for doing drugs in the bathroom. That's a big turnoff for me. It's a big rubbery one. I mean, I can, so you hire those kinds of security guards because you're not a cop. Right, one. I mean, I can, so you hire those kinds of security guards. Yeah, yeah. Because you're not a cop.

Right. You know, God has done, hey, you're not too concerned with what people are doing in the bathroom, if you ask me. Yeah. What are you hiding out in there? Yeah. You got a janitor stashed away in there? Yeah, you got a hidden camera in there.

By the way, perfect. Get away from my drugs. Who are these podcasts crossover? Yes. Out right now and patreon.com slash the Dix show. Go, go download it and pledge, because the Patreon dipped under $20,000. No.

Yeah, I can't. Sean's got to eat. Come on, people. Sean's don't, Sean's can't pay the rent. Even though they immediately sold out again. I didn't make enough, Sean's. Really? Yeah. So we're doing, we're doing giveaways

in the Sean's Discord every Tuesday. So go in there and register for a giveaway. Maybe you win yourself a Shawne. Anyway, who are these podcasts crossed over? Carl's guess. Maybe you won't be out too much money. Who me? No, people.

Yeah, people. Some of those Shawnees? I don't want to talk about Shawnees again for a whole episode. Okay, good. They're selling for 35. They're once sold for 35 bucks on the aftermarket. Jesus, what kind of sicko is to pay that an idiot? Yeah.

A real fucking fiend for shonies. Oh, yeah. But they're the hottest new NFT. You got to get yourself, maybe you're a guy who'll have a civil war, but you got to get yourself some professional help in investing. Sure. And how to buy shonies faster. Okay, good.

You need to find a wealth coach to teach you how to buy them and hold them. Look, there's all kinds of exciting shit happening in the show. Well, what's funny is there's like a now there's like a team of web three developers in there, which is invaluable. Yeah. So I don't I don't know what's going to happen, but it's very exciting. Okay. I'm not excited about going to a new brewery posting up in the parking lot Yeah, and saying a fellas. How about this bring your own food that I've been hearing about Yeah, okay, and they go what they go. Yeah, we're all hungry. I said hey, let's go. Let's get on the food situation then So 80s girl loads it up and she goes

well The app the order online system says they're not taking orders. Like you're fucking kidding me. This again, through there, it closed through the website. Through WebSize. Through WebSize, or something.

Yeah, yeah, they got it. Yeah, they got it. They're not taking orders because they're closing too soon. Yeah, I said, okay. Anybody want to, else want to give this a shot? Mm-hmm.

So Vito goes and he goes, oh no, they're website. Boop boop boop boop on the phone arena. Yeah. Oh, the website's not, no way to order. Oh, the website. The website doesn't work. Yeah.

And I said, everybody stand back, watch this. Boop boop. Hello, can I wear a fucking pizza right now for pickup in about three minutes? Yes, done. Thank you. Click. What the fuck? Yeah. The bare done. Thank you. Click. What the fuck?

Yeah. The bare minimum. Then you go, you sir. You fucked up. You sir. You. Pick up your, you. What is, sir.

Now I'm, now I actually sound like an old man. Pick up the fucking phone. Why did you, why did you even bother? I know that's, Jesus Christ. I will like try to avoid talking to someone, but like I know some just you know pizza. It's the only thing you can do sometimes. Pizza was amazing too. Monkey Pax, are you worried about look at this? I got full extension on my arm now. Oh monkey pox. Yeah, I was just reading. Oh good. Yeah, monkey pox are coming for the midterm elections. Right. Right. That's the yeah, they've hit New York. I want monkey park

I don't think I do want to kill monkeys. I don't think I want monkey park. We gotta stop what it was the lesson that we learned from COVID look pretty gross We got to kill old people people have to do something. Okay. I can't be don't worry about monkeypox It's got to be you got to kill you got to go you got to do something. We have to be something So we're getting together. If you see a monkey, shoot the monkey. Shock the monkey. Right. I mean, shock it in the way.

Shoot it. It's funnier to shock it before you shoot it. Give it a little weapon. He's coming right for me. Yeah, right. He puts you in a self-defense situation. Abort it. Right.

Abort that monkey. Right. 30th that monkey. Right. 30th trimester monkey abortion. Here's what else makes me, here's what it makes me rage. Yeah. I pull out leftover Chinese food of the fridge. And a monkey takes it. And a monkey pops right out of it.

Right. What are you worried about monkey pox? No. I'm not vaccinated against monkey pox. If they said you have to get a monkey pox vaccine, you have to kiss, you have they said you have to get a monkeypox vaccine. You have to kiss, you have to fuck a monkey to get a monkeypox. I don't think it's going to be all that vaccine. All that prevalent.

Kiss a monkey. No, I'm not kissing anymore. No, you have to, you don't have to kiss it. No. You're not in love with it. You just have to fuck it. Oh, gotcha. You got it.

Right, I do. Hey, look at this ad I saw on Instagram while I was taking a shit right before the show. See this? It's a Tushy Badei ad. Yeah. See how the toilets is the Badei is spraying. It looks like it's supposed to be spraying in this lady's ass. This is quite crazy. Actually, what does it look like to you though? It looks like she's spraying come out of her ass into the toilet.

It's exactly right. And with such force that it blew her off the toilet, which she was like must have been sitting backwards on. Maybe that was a magazine, not time to discuss this. She can sit on the toilet. So you could eat, right, and do your emails. Yeah, that's what it's for. It's got the, it doesn't look like she's blasting the shelf up there.

Come out out of her ass like a rocket. Yeah, it does. Like one of those kids toys where they stomp on it and then it goes blop. It's hilarious. Spraying up into the air like a rocket. Yeah, it does. Like one of those kids toys where they stomp on it and then it goes, Blah, hilarious. Spraying up into the air like a, yeah, Comnato. Well, that happened.

What is she like an Olympic diver? Is that supposed to, you know? I don't know, but this ad is about. Got a half pike fucking whatever. I think a pike is a diving. Pike is a fish. I know, but I think a pike is a diving. Pike is a fish. I know. But I think a pike is also. I do.

I do. But I do always forget, I always forget how to tell a pike from a musky. A fish? Yeah. They're like similar ish, but they have like different spot patterns and shit like that. What the hell is them? Look it up. Some musky.

A musky. It looks a lot like a pike. I know there are like different areas for the most part. Musky. Somebody knows who's like a, are you going to have a fish in the South? Harry Musky. No, I'm a musky.

A-M-U-S-K-I-E. I'm not reselling it. Google configured out. That is not, okay, that is how you said this spell. Yeah, there's some of the, you know, they, you're saying you could tell these apart maybe? Well, I always forget how.

How do come you don't have like a zoo or something? Oh, permits. Oh, fucking boomers, permits, you know, you know, pull permits to keep fucking animals everywhere. Yeah, I was hanging out with my parents and they're complaining about permits. Like, well, yeah, you did this. You did this.

You did it. Yeah. You guys were all like, like, basically, you went into the world and you had identifiable problems with like money and war and stuff and you decided to just make up a whole bunch of weird emotional problems like self-esteem and you ran with it and kind of and basically emotionally crippled all of the and in sex and rage. Yeah. Yeah. So now we have slump human slimes. Right. So thank you for that. You didn't fix the zoning. Right. Still. Right. Uh, okay. Well, as they since they created it, they've always been able to take advantage of this shit too. I know.

Since they created it, they've always been able to take advantage of this shit too. I know. And they don't, they don't think they did. Oh, I know. You've got to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I know. Oh, fucker, what bootstraps? You fucking, you a, you made us, you are Jews. Yeah, yeah.

They just, they don't get it. And you know what? Every generation at some point just doesn't get it. Yeah. Oh my God. I have handicap parking. Oh my God, really? Yeah. Jesus.

I didn't know you could do that. I thought for sure I would get busted at some set of the red placker. Red placker, everyone that says I could park wherever I want. Yeah, handicap spots, I don't have to pay for meters. I could run over a cops and homeless people. Oh yeah. I could do whatever I want.

I could do key bumps on the freeway. Yeah. With one hand, it's gonna be, this is the chud. This is the year of the chud has begun. Mm-hmm. With me being able to go downtown, you can get a handicap parking in this. Because of my arm.

I mean, but you could, I figured how much work is it to get that? Was I had you remember at the doctor to say, hey, can I get handicap parking? And then so I can go drive all the way from them and... Triple A to hand them the forms. God, it okay. So there is like, yeah.

And the ladies like... To give you a placard right there. Yeah. Awesome. I couldn't believe that. How long is it valid till October? Oh, okay. Oh, it's pretty good.

I'm gonna get spoiled on handicap parking. You could probably get it renewed somehow. Fake like another injury or something? Something like that, yeah. Maybe there's some doctors in the show who would write me a fake. I am handicap, I am injured. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Gadget from, do you remember the little mouse from rescue Rangers? Yes, a little lady. Uh huh. Yeah. I guess she had a bunch of babies with the fly in the new, remember that little fly.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Her and that fly had sex and she was impregnated and had maggots or something right like millions of them 42 Okay, good good happening. Yeah, so the furries are melting down really they don't like that bit of an odd I don't know what like I don't know about insects insects having eggs in furries. Yeah Disney furries especially that one. Yeah. It says a little odd.

It's odd. It's definitely odd. A little odd choice. Yeah. For sure. I don't know if it was necessary. I don't have that, have that cartoon. I'd like to know more about that.

Cartoon beastieality. Well, it is, because I thought that fly was a pet. Yeah, I don't know. It was more like a child or a pet. Was it? Yeah, because it couldn't talk, just buzzed around. Express itself with like motions, and it was temperamental. I remember the original, very loyal.

Every little series, I can't remember how he acted. We didn't have a voice. So, right there, that's a different level of sentience. It is more like a pet. Yeah. Yeah. That's a bit odd. Oh, speaking of boxing, I guess Sam Hyde got banned from creator clash.

You remember Sam Hyde? Yeah. They banned him from a big boxing event. Really? Yeah, this guy Idubs. I think we've talked about him on this show. He heard the name, but it's like he put on this big, was he gonna fight?

Or was he just gonna go, he was coaching, you know, it's crazy? So this guy Idubs, I don't know if anyone cares about this shit, because it's like YouTube stuff, not every, I'm gonna, I barely know. I only know about it because it's Sam Hyde. Yeah. Sam Hyde, this guy Idubs tried to like,

rook, tried to like trick Sam Hyde into exposing himself. Like he wanted to do a doc, like a Barbara Walters. Exposing himself, you mean like his do a minor? Oh God. No, he wanted to do like, he wanted to pretend to be Barbara Walters of comedy. Yeah. Because Idubs, when you get old, this community just suck.

You're not funny anymore. It just, you get less funny over time. That's the rules. Yeah, because you start taking things seriously. Yeah, and you, like, this big spark, this big chunk where you got your audience, you'd gradually start to, like, you don't live up to their expectations

because you can't, and you can't hit, you can't hit, you know, lightning doesn't hit twice usually. How many great songwriters are putting out as good or better stuff now as a No, but you just can never capture. It's like a marriage as any content creators like you're marrying your fans And then you kind of got to make it work go for the long Just you got to bring in some new comedians to keep to try to keep the audience interested in you So anyway, I dobs as he's gotten older and his content just gets more and more cocked and lame because he's on YouTube.

He decides to become Barbara Walters and like interview Sam Hyde and expose him as a real person. But he's, yeah. So Sam Hyde builds this entire fake life like a weird satirical surreal fake life with all these actors. As to her own quote real life. Yes. And including like a fake heroin addicted girlfriend that he's in an abusive relationship.

Oh my God. This is a huge show. So funny. Wow. It's so fuck cause and then he's like he's like going over everybody's role and they're like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause people, you know, like whatever Sam, whatever you do, I will, I will do it until I'm dead.

So they play this off for Idubs? They, what, he, Idubs goes there and does his dumb documentary. Right. And he's like, Idubs is ready to intervene and save this poor girl that's pretending, oh, dude, it's pathetic. This just come out. It came out a couple of months ago. So part of the documentary is Sam Hyde

making Idub's due boxing under a freeway or under a bridge. Yeah. Because Sam is, you know, he's huge. He's just boxing. Yeah. And Idub's maybe is the first time he's ever hit anything before. Yeah. Yeah. So it's yeah, not exactly. You know, you get it. Right. Sure. Uh, so then i'd ubs makes this whole celebrity a youtube celebrity boxing event and bans sam hide from coming to night so sam put all these ringside tickets and i'd ubs bands him from the event the night before so he's out like eleven thousand dollars

as so can he i mean can't he fucking suit them for that i I mean, he's gonna do, he's getting a refund allegedly, but how fucked is that? I don't know, maybe I cared too much about Sam Hyde, so it's a big, it's always, it is always the cool kids club. It's just kind of a lame fuck you. It is a lame fuck you. Like, it's the people who are established from me, and establishment, media and entertainment are always the same.

There's never gonna be the same. It's never gonna be any good again. I don't know, it really annoyed me to see that he got banned so huge event. I mean, for the rings I see it's 11 grand. It's a big event. There's a lot of like 100,000 pay-per-view guys, show. Oh.

I think Carl's here, anyway. Oh, yeah. Fuck it annoying. Oh, here's something that the government did for us. What'd they do? You remember Ukraine, right? Oh, I've heard about it. Yeah.

I heard about Ukraine. Should I open the wrong file? I was all prepared, I opened the wrong thing. I should I open the wrong file. I was all prepared. I opened the wrong thing. You remember the, remember how they gave $40 billion to Ukraine? Mm-hmm.

Okay, so, 40 billion to Ukraine unanimously. And then a day later, they blocked. Senate blocks, 48 billion. Maybe that, maybe we asked for too much more aid for package for restaurants for right, you know, who got decimated. And it's like the best way poor people and lower middle class can make money because everybody can make food. And everybody needs food, right? Yeah. And you can use your family to work there. So you can be, so like a corporation cannot beat you out.

A corporation cannot cut your expenses, cannot make it profitable to compete against you as a local mom and pop small restaurant because they have to pay people to work there and you can use your family. Yeah, always. Yeah. Unless they convince everybody to close to make it illegal to do your business, right? Right. So they all got shut down 48 billion for small restaurants and small businesses and they said, well, no, we just we just spent 40 billion on you. What do you think we're made of money?

We just spent 40 billion dollars. You're saying you crane. We gave a Los Angeles $600 million and they gave 300 million of it to the LAPD. Yeah. What do you think we're made of money? We already spent all our money this year. What do you, can't you guys just make some more bread? Your small businesses, can't you figure this out? Isn't that capitalism?

Figure this has to go, are Nazi brothers and sisters in Ukraine fighting for the AESA? They need this money. So look, it was, it was a bipartisan creation of the bill. Yeah, isn't that great? Yeah. And then the Senate goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

which I support, but I mean, not really. I don't care anymore. Libertarians are too, they're too myopic. Well, you know, it's always been the not- Loot during a riot, right? Libertarians been accused of that. And a libertarians are in the park and not going, well, looting is against the law.

Yeah, yeah. Fucker. Load up on televisions. Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, I don't think you should kill, please.

Like, what are you talking about? That's a little too,, little too much of a, like a textbook view of things, like an idealistic textbook view that they've written in their heads. They're like witches. Wait, check this out. Witches, yeah. Well, I got to bring Carl on for this.

Let me see here. Reddit, which is patriarchy. Libertarianism is like, it's like witchery for for men. Yeah. Let me bring Carl in right now. I don't want him to wait. Carl! Hey, what's happened, Dick? How you doing? I am fantastic. How you guys doing? What is the great show that we put it together last week. Wow. Oh yeah. I have to tell you, so we reviewed unsolicited fatties talk back. We will talk about that show again in the future

because that was unbelievable. I'm always when we find a good one, I'm always disappointed that there's only like 20 episodes of it. Yeah. Right, right, right. I'll come through every minute. I will come through every minute of that show. It's good to work with it. The zoo people are still around,

I think the zooier than thou. Oh, wow. You can do that. People always send us that. Every time you put it out there, what should we do? People always send us zooier than thou. It's like, we've done that. I'm not that we wouldn't a gath.

I mean, these people are not spot. Yeah. I don't know if I could gag on listening to them talk about drinking horseseam in a second time. Yeah. You might like that. Like that. Like that.

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It was what was your favorite part of the show. I was like, can't barbecue chips and mayonnaise? It's gotta be. Don't say the truth. It's amazing. It's the best snack. I'm like, that can't be true. I'm not going to try that. You're not going to fool me.

Somebody sent me this link that was what's the worst part about being a fat person on Reddit. Some of these are pretty funny. For some reason, people always assumed I was simple-minded, stupid, when I was obese. Now that I've lost weight, people just talk to me like I'm a regular person. That's why it's always so funny because every single part of their life is affected by how fat they are. Yeah. Just like every single part of being a zoofile or a pedophile, it does not come reflected in your life. But being fat, every single part is different. Yeah. Let's see. I have a fear that no one is ever going to

fall in love with me because I don't feel visible and I'm fat. Also going, well, I'm sure you don't have to worry about the first part of that. No, highly visible. Right. Like, for a person now, yeah. Also going to the pool or beach, you have to, and you have to put on a swimsuit. I feel like a seal stranded on the beach. I'll go to the beach. I just have hilarious pictures. You don't have to go to the beach. For fuck's sake. Or fuck's sake. Get a fucking waiting pool in your backyard and lay in it. That's just as good for you. Oh my thighs, Jamie. Air conditioning was invented for these people. You don't have to go

into a pool or a beat. You don't do any of that. You can just sit in your basement. You know what though? I do agree that the world needs to be more accommodating to non-straight size. Is that what they called us? Straight size people.

I think it's getting there. Well, because I went to my nephew's baseball game this weekend and somebody had a chair that was clearly for a fat person, like one of those collapsible camping chairs. I think all chairs are collapsible when you're talking, you know, you know what I mean? Like they fold up and go in the bat and like fit in a tube or whatever. Yeah, they fold up and put them under your arm except it was, it was clearly for a fat person because it was about three feet wide.

Wow. And it was made out of titanium, the joints and stuff. And it felt like, I felt like a king. I felt like sitting in a collapsible throne. I just sat there, but there was so much room on everything. I'm thinking every seed should be a comedy, should accommodate these 400 pound behemoths. Because this is great.

Yeah. Anyway, I mean, it's nice having space The problem with that is that Dodger Stadium only have like 12,000 people with the stats. That's true Yeah, that's fine. That's better for monkey box. Oh good. We don't want anything to be nice. Oh Callbacks What else do we have on the show? Patty C. Cups is, oh, hey, he's going, oh, you're darling. We have an angel.

Beatles karaoke cover of O Darling. So Dick, I didn't translate you after the show started. You probably haven't seen it yet, but I emailed you another song from Patty Cups. If you wanted to do something like that on the show today. Come on. Yeah, I'm not gonna play the original though, like stupid air beta packs. No, I know.

You ruined it. The good idea, bad idea. Well, I'll put that up and it's not, it nuked all of the YouTube's. And it like, I didn't even think about that, but yeah, it nuked them and like, I't unprivate them after they unstriked the thing, couldn't appeal it, whatever. God.

Yeah. It's funny too, because I've been getting these DMCA strikes from Suttering John. So immediately everyone's like, what did John do? The video's down, the video's down. We just put a beetle aside. We're just idiots. The war continues. I was saying John didn't even think about that.

This car has a deep fake of Stuttering John. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? Yeah, we do these deep fake videos. I got a bunch more. I got to upload, but yeah, John's been, so he put a DMCA strike on our Patreon. I've had to take down a bunch of Patreon episodes because of it, because that's their policy.

It is. It's not up to me to the person accusing me to prove anything. I said to take it down is the policy. Yeah, it's so stupid. It's so stupid the way they have it implemented. What was he striking? Just you covering his show? Yeah, so he thinks in his wet brain that if I make fun of things that are behind the

pinwall. So we make fun of his audio block and we make fun of this show beer on the balcony, which is his Patreon show. So he thinks that because those are behind paywalls that we're now out to make fun of it, which is long about. But now I got to go through whatever, I got to jump through all the hoops or whatever for Patreon to get those back out down. That sucks. Oh, that. But now I gotta go through whatever, I gotta jump through all the hoops or whatever for Patriot and get those back out down. That sucks.

Oh, God, that reminds me. So Sean, do you remember a couple weeks, or a couple months ago, this guy wrote in asking for advice on the show and I said, like, he asked what to invest in. Oh, yeah. He said don't invest any money, just like learn how to, don't invest your own money,

like learn how to do it yourself or get other people's money. That guy went and wrote a web, a crypto version of Patreon. Really? Yeah. We got a, so I got a, I got to talk to him this week, but I think we have like an actual crypto, unbanable fundraising Patreon. Wow. Which would be amazing.

Yeah. Anyway, okay. Let me play this, let me play this song. This is the reason. Go ahead. Yeah, this is who was staying, because we know the bass player. And the reason why I said, I hate the song so much. No, this is the duet.

Okay. So there's a woman singing and then Patty Seacups comes in. So it's worth it. All right, let me play a little bit of the original. Do you want to of the original. Do you want to play the original? I don't give a fuck. It goes up on a little clip is fine. I'm going to go on.

I'll just mute it when we actually have to upload it. Because then he doesn't strike it. Only YouTube does. Right. And then YouTube, I have to just go mute it. Here's what the original sounds like. Is this legal for me to do? I don't know.

I mean, this constitutes a public performance, I think. So it does? I believe so. Did I just break the law with that? That dude, dude, dude. No, because I think that was an ad, wasn't it? I'm just playing the patty C cut's version. This is what we have to do.

Yeah, I hate this song. It's so bad. Oh shit. I'll turn them down. I'll turn cover. You can turn it up. Okay. I got a perfect person.

Oh, okay. That sounds pretty good. It's mad in the face. Shit! I'm gonna you to know Interesting I'm the reason I'm just all over you. I'm the reason it's you. I'm sorry that I... You imagine him, man.

A man was saying that to you. I'm sorry that I hurt you. Dick, can you pause it real quick? I can't answer. Yeah, there. Goddamn. This reminds me of like, you know, when you watch a movie and someone has to act, they don't know how to sing.

And so they do it too much. I never knew. Yeah. So that's how he actually sings. I never heard someone so toe-toe that for my life. Yeah. You're right. It's like an actor missing notes in the most, you know,

cringe-worthy way on purpose. Yeah. Right. You can't wait for the time. Yeah. Okay, here's more. I wish that I could take it all away. All right. Oh wait Alright Can't be the wrong look and she saw your tears

That's why I need you to be Oh, I found a reason for me He's even done the favor of hard-panting vocals. So we can identify just how bad he is. It's not only how bad he is. It's what he chooses to hit hard. I don't know if he makes it. Why did you hit that part hard? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the reason is yeah It's always that people saw we play it He said it was a scream oh vocals Is the best You want to listen to the rest, Sean? I mean, yeah, I'm going to do those things to me

Can we get into singing? I know I have to say before I go No, just go Go ahead But I just want you to know Okay I found a reason for me To change who I used to be It's not so bad.

He was so slow. But he also, besides the pitch thing. He always puts his tongue hard to truly cutsock the word, wherever he wants to. He's got a guess. He's gonna sleep well tonight, that's for sure. I'm gonna touch himself out. I have dozens more of these carry out these eyes. Oh god.

Those kinds of little glasses of dye. Fantastic. I wish we could fundraise him singing the national anthem, you know, like some bourbon bowl, some like small single A ball games, and I would get almost anything. Even holes and bars like that's a fatter yeah. Um, what else today? Oh yeah, anything else going on with you Carl set it in the settering John stuff?

Well, it's it's funny because yesterday John did a show. Oh, yeah, please. Yeah, everyone needs to hear every word that I said yesterday. Okay. John did his show and he had his guest time, this guy Tony Michaels and they addressed me, the, but in the entire hour talking about me, talking about these DMCA strikes, he hasn't done this before, which is interesting.

He's all proud of himself. I took down these Patreon episodes, and he proves in this episode that he knows, I didn't break the law. He knows how fair use works. So it's frivolous, which is actually against the line. Isn't that right? Yes, correct. Yeah. Oh, get him. And he go out. Yeah, but it's that. So so that's interesting. I can't wait to to talk about that because this guy Tony Michaels, we just got back from Nashville with it a live show. Last week in Nashville, I posted a bunch of videos on YouTube. Check out our YouTube channel for that.

But this guy, Tony Michaels, found our videos on YouTube, and he goes out of the show and he goes, John, did you see they were doing this live? And like some value of Justin, wait, what? What? What? John goes, nobody, nobody even likes that guy. He said, nobody.

He's like, well, he was doing this live show. I was like, wait, what? What happened? Oh, yeah. Oh my God. That's funny. That kept him up for a few days. Well, he ever come on your show, Settling John. I don't think so. I used to invite him, but now I don't want him on the show anymore. I don't think it'd be fun. No, he's just before I forget huge thanks to Mint salad. She came out to the show. She made these posters for us that are awesome. Then we sold the show. So just wanted to give her props for that.

She does great work. Yes, he's great. She's very good. And he said, oh, yeah, I had this, I had this witch thing that I found. It's called witches versus the patriarchy. There's a half a million witches registered on this, this Reddit. They're really crazy.

They're really crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know where to start with this, but I think we should do a witch podcast next time. Oh, yeah. Carl.

Yeah, there's a lot of stupid feminist shit, but then there's actual like, witchery. I think we have, we've definitely done those shows where these women are acting like they're 11 years old still. And they're like playing pretend, they're like, they dress up and everything. Like, what's going on here? You're an adult. What are you doing? You're so pretending that spells do something.

Well, there's grown people who wear diapers. That's better. That's better than this. Because at least the piss is real. No, that's true. None of this, which it is. I don't know if it's too funny to go. It's just women being insane.

Dude, the show that we did this week that's currently out for Who Are These Podcasts is this Alpha Bros show, these guys like all in college and they're like, you know, guys who work out and play football and stuff. Dude, if you listen to this show, dick, all I was thinking was, you might take the woman's side after listening to these guys. I hate those guys. They're so insecure. And they fought, they fought for anything and then they get so mad after they fought like that guy promised me a course for $10,000 on how to be a crypto millionaire and how to get any women lady. All it is is a bunch of guys sitting around reading tips that they got on my like what did you think it was gonna be?

Yeah, they're all super fans. They're all like that demented Stan Superfan mentality sucked in by every headline. I do 100% right because I was listening to the show and in January They put on episode with the guys like you know one day I'm gonna be uber rich and blah blah blah and then it was a new show that was from May so He's like oh, yeah, man, I'm so rich, I'm so wealthy, my goodness, back. I see what's going on here. You got sucked into one of these seminars

and they're like, dude, just act the part. It'll happen, man. He's got to return you rich, man. They do be rich. It's how it works. And you take guy is like, I mean, that's his business, part of his business, like selling that stuff to guys.

There's a place for it, but some guys, I like the way he does it, because it's funny to me. And he's like a Vinny's an actual Pimp, like with the Cam Girl Stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, remember that guy? I like the way he's, but then there's guys who just get so angry that it was actually just like a bunch of stupid crap they could have read.

And then there's guys that are angry that they exist. It's like, oh, you can't be teaching guys to treat women. Like what is wrong with, what's wrong with all of you in this situation? It's a hell of a, it's a hell of a sphere of the internet. Yeah. Alpha bros. It's never occurred to me to want to be, did it ever occur to you, Sean,

that you needed to alpha up or down? No, no, no, no. No, no. Well, they're idiots too. They can't form a sentence. They don't know what they're talking about. They think everything they're saying is profound.

They were talking about getting a prenup. I think you're a maid. And the guy, I want you for some insight. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Sean, the guy wants you for some inside. Oh yeah, Sean, the guy was trying to say, why are you getting married, you fucking bait us? The guy was trying to say,

bring you a half, $10 million or $100,000, you should get a prenup because either way, getting half your money taken from you sucks. Like, okay, I can understand that guys. This guy spent 15 minutes trying to explain this to you. So, you know, let's say you have 50,000 to the bank and then she just like, oh, I got it. You all right.

Guys, the guys in the trans base do this too. They're like, yeah, I have a wife. She's the submissive one. So basically, we split our response like, bro, this is just your weird cope of being married. Cause when you get to full bus, she's still gonna fuck you. You're gonna find out. Like, bro, this is just your weird cope of being married. Because you don't need to fall for it. She's still gonna fuck you. You're gonna find out.

Yeah, it's a misnip she is with a good divorce lawyer. Do you think like you're the first guy to come up with the idea of, well, I did it, I trained a woman. Oh, have fun with that one, buddy. I don't even try to do that for, I don't know, like a million years. That was stupid witch shit, I don't know. All right, Carl, do you want to have plug here? Plug your stuff. Anything new, make you rage recently? What's Vinnie up to? By the way, did I won that episode with that I was on with Vinnie of your creep off? Of course you did. Of course you want that one with the

pedophile. And Vinnie goes, oh, this vote doesn't count. It's just for fun. Like what the fuck? When has that ever been a rule of our game, the creep off, every vote counts. We had to do these consequences. Oh, that was the thing I had to do.

I had to have dinner with a listener when I was in Nashville. That was my consequence. I have to have dinner with a listener. Yeah, I spun the wheel of consequence. I'm making a list of that. Man amongst the people, isn't it? Yeah, I spun the wheel of Catholic. I'm begging you to listen. Man amongst the people, isn't he? Yeah, he's calling his VIP.

I'm just saying, he's got, he gets carried out on a fucking, you know, he was simply like Tyson Fury. He's got somebody with his, one of his news girls with a stopwatch there. Okay, that's the area a lot of things. Yeah, yeah. And it's with Carl, move it along, please.

No, no, no, listen to this. So this guy reaches out to me. He made us reservations at this five-star restaurant. I went to the menu. This is gonna cost me like $300 for the two of us. And I went and make a big up buddy. Like, can we, can we, can we try this in our first date?

Can we just go somewhere normal? Just have first date, $300. You need some of that alpha. Who picked the lectures? The listener, Deb. Oh, God. Was he going to pay for that? No, I have to pay for it.

It's my God to glad. So anyway, he was trying to fuck you or he was trying to fuck you. Yeah, what were the other? So we went to some hot chicken place in Nashville and Stad, which was part of it. That's good. That was the dinner. How long did it take, which was perfect. That's good. That was the dinner. How long did it take?

It was three minutes. 17 minutes. All right. Well, there we go. Let's go. The funny part is I brought video along with me. I mean, you got to come to this too. Are you going to do a documentary?

Yeah. I teach video. So we pretty much had to see if got the quests that I did. So I went down. And you didn't pay for his food? No. No, definitely not. I can't feed it up and he fucking planted it up.

We were thinking about doing a biggest problem live show. That would be specifically for that. Yeah. Me and Vito, some comedy club around town here. I don't know, maybe I bet Vito would be into the charging for a VIP meeting greet before. I don't know. I don't know why you're goofing out at me for this. It's a great idea. I wouldn't you do that. I think because I get too drunk before the night before. I'm not going to make people charge for this disaster. Fair enough.

Plus I want to be able to not show up. That's important to me. You do have to go to the BIP meeting. Great. Yeah. You got to leave yourself too much responsibility for me. All right, Carl, plug your stuff. Oh, real quick. I saw the NFL schedule come out. The bills are playing in LA. The very first game of the season on a Thursday and September, I might make it out for that. Yeah. I might have to come out to LA for that bill's game and then maybe I'll hang out and crash biggest problem or dick show or ball. That would be great.

Let me know. Yeah. What are NFL tickets these days? 500 bucks a piece? Probably. I haven't even looked at it yet. That stadium is pretty sweet. So I do want to check that place out.

Everybody I know who's been said they've never seen anything like it. What do you mean? It's like a state of, it's state of the art. People in LA, we haven't seen some state of the art in 70 years. Of a stadium. I've been to that state. I've been to that state. This place is a little nicer. Yeah. Yeah. I've been down to this stadium. This place is a little

nicer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just the technology and the like the whole architecture, people are like, it's fucking, it's crazy. Can you order beer in your seats? Probably. I don't know. I don't know. They haven't discovered that technology in LA. That might be a little. It's all over the world. Mary, you still got a lot of writer fans who live here. So they kind of ruin it for everybody. I fucking hate the Rams. Okay. I'll be rooting, I'll be rooting for the bills then. That's right. All right. All right. Guys, thanks for watching me on today. All right. People should check out both of our patrons, patreon.com slash who are these

podcasts? Do two bonus shows every single month and wherever you get podcasts, who are these podcasts, YouTube channel, et cetera, thecreepoff.com. Yeah. Thanks so much, guys. Good talking to you. Yeah. So yeah, very successful, Carl.

That's so cool. That's so cool. Seeing serious. All right, get out of here. You just sound as good as a seer. Maybe I'm not, maybe I didn't mean it. I don't know. I actually,'t mean it. I don't know. I actually, I'm sure.

I don't think you know until you say something. How it comes up. Like I love you. Uh oh. Right. I'm not, never mind. I made a mistake. Oh, sorry.

That was I was singing. I'm singing. You haven't heard that song? Rage, genetics and DNA test. Hey, Dick, if you read this on the show, please don't read my name. Here's more support for the genetics rage. Weight loss apps are now allowing users to upload their DNA data from services like ancestry

and 23 and me, we're more predisposed to getting fat or something, well, let's see. In order to provide helpful insights to improve your weight loss. My wife uploaded her 23-and-me results to an app she uses, and she got the following tip. Your genes suggest that exercising is not likely to benefit your BMI. Real? What is she? An insect? What a... yeah, okay.

How does the cardiovascular system work? Exercise is not likely. What does that mean even mean? Benefit mean? In this context. Yeah. What did they mean by benefit? Right.

I asked to read the reasoning for that statement and it amounted to something like in some study, people with this specific gene marker benefited less from exercise than others. But benefited less doesn't mean benefit doesn't mean doesn't mean yeah benefit at all. So in short, it's a bullshit statement that just gives people an excuse not to exercise. I wonder if any of the helpful insights tell you to do anything other than don't work out and eat more food. I don't know. You could, like actually carbs are good for you.

You're like, all I bet all the studies, you need to get fatter, you idiot. It's okay to feel good about yourself exactly as you are. Yeah. Did I show you the Gatorade fit promotional material that they that they rolled out? I think you did. I think you did it. John's is bolder. Yeah. I show you that last week. Yeah. Whatever. Okay. Here's another one. A fat news bumper. Here's a short bumper I made. Somebody said I should do. I think it was Vita. So I should do a live fat watch show, but I don't think I could get away with that.

Man, an entire show, an entire show on fat watch. I think I'd be killed. Maybe it would be so much fun though. I know. Here's a short bumper I made inspired by the fat watch news segment. Should work as a one off bumper. This is from a per.

Let's see if I don't loaded this. Let's hear. Let's hear how it sounds. Oh, okay. Makes me laugh. Gotcha. I got a friend call that a little fat saxophone. I was making that sound.

She's like, what's that fat saxophone sound you're making? I said, go to your room. Yeah, right. Everybody knows what instrument makes the fat sounds. Here's a hairy degree says, check, oh yeah, that's what's the worst part about being a fat person. I wanted to do my part. This really wants me to use their pickups.

What? See, this guy says, I wanted to do my part. This is a fat watch submission. This really makes me want to use their pickups. Let's see what he's got here. That one. A truck submission. Oh my.

Oh, they're pickups. They're on kind of pickup, I think. Good God. Seymour Duncan. What, what have you done? She's singing too. You know, she's collapsing from the weight of the... Yeah. That S.

This is the most work I've ever done. And three months. S.G. is just far too heavy for her. They cropped her hand out. It's a big fat woman who looks like Gavin McInnes like hipster fat woman. What is she doing with the metal metal guitar like an Ivan as look kind of guitar is that well it's a Gibson s g but it's okay it look at her look at her picking hand. It's not holding it when it's not in any position where you would

It's not holding a pick and it's not in any position where you would What is this she's got the pick between her middle finger and her index finger? Oh, is that a pick is that a pick right here? That's a pick look? I mean you can't tell the fingers like this you can't tell the fingers from the thumb because they're also fucking fat Nobody's playing like that. There are people resting below is that to call the bridge? I don't know what it's called. This is where the bridge is. Let's go into the guitar. Yeah.

No one fucking plays, especially with their thumb, an electric guitar down at the, well very bottom, as it, she does have a pick between her index, but there's no place, who plays like that? Like some people hold it between their middle and their, yes, but you gotta hold it with your thumb or as it doesn't work right?

What the fuck? What the fuck is what are the dials on? Are they even turned on? No, they're not all the way up. I couldn't tell you that, but they just got some woman, a fat woman to just pretend to, you know. Who are they selling this to? Are they opening up the market to dumpy hipster women or there's scrawny boyfriends that have to defend them

from Jordan Peterson? Look at the chin cleft. Like that also may be a trans woman. No, no, no, don't say, oh, I don't know. Look at this, look at this tit slot coming in here. It's going over the SG, you said. Yeah. Thank God they cropped out her other hand because she's too fat to have formed a cord on the

neck, especially on electric guitar. Right. That's a wide neck. Well, does this make you want to buy, if I'm martial, I sue Seymour Duncan. No, he obviously paid for it, but C more dunk and donuts. That was there. See where does the partnership between the dunk and the pickups and dunk and donuts. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah. What a stop. What an unnecessary virtue signal. Put a dog on it. Sure. Put something that's not like, ugh, what is this?

Speaking of, how about this one? Okay. Sports illustrated, swimsuit, cover. Yeah, I'll do it. All right, there. Yeah, why wouldn't you be that? Oh, look at these, the whole history of sexy ladies that you could beat off to.

And now it's this monster with tits going in different directions and they're not that big and there's a bunch of weird cellulite on a thine. This is not, I mean is not an attractive fat woman. Well, this sports illustrated's readership has never changed. Who's read sports illustrated now? I mean, now it's, yeah, probably pretty much, yeah.

You mean, what it has a virtually, like, 100% male readership. So I'm so then though, it's like it's logical to assume that maybe men like this now, because it's it's attainable. I just think it's so they don't get as much shit for putting out a swimsuit issue that they've always done. I have this weird theory that men are so like non-masculine anymore. I don't know what word to use for it.

But that men have become so, men have become so submissive and weak that they can no longer see attractive women as sex object. They have no longer say that have sexual interest in attractive women because they don't see that as reality. Cause it's like an uncanny valley. Cause they're like, well, that woman would never have any issues. So they have to put these pigs on everything

because guys are like, oh yeah, that's a woman. Yeah, like that's what I'm trying to find her Twitter, you mean news? I can't believe there's actually a you me after that Chris the Kiwi. Mm. That's sense. So Jordan Peterson said, sorry, not beautiful I can't believe there's actually a U-Me after that Chris the Kiwi. That's sense.

So Jordan Peterson said, sorry, not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that. I don't know what that means, but he's just saying that she's fat, just using a lot of big words. And her boyfriend went in the comments and in like this really simple ring week reply. I was like, oh, I'm a big fan of you, Mr. Peterson, but actually I find her quite beautiful. Yeah, like Kermit DeFraug, a mid-defending Miss Piggy. Right. You know, here's some of the, here's some of the photos from the safari that is in the news.

Fuckin' look. Okay. Well, that's kind of a, that's a very flattering angle. Shot with a telephoto lens. Yeah, from the floor. Right. Very tall and yeah, perspective is a black dress, you know, she living, yeah, sure. Okay. Oh, this is the trucker pose that she's got at the slot machine.

I don't think you're allowed to take pictures of a slot machine like that. Oh God, they're multiplying. Look at these foul tits. They're going on here. Fowl. They're like a blister on your skin. These are going off in different dimensions. I can't.

That's not a flattering photo. This is the new swimsuit cover model. Cover model. Well, it'll be a bit trans person next time. Maybe so. Whoa. Oh, wow. That's not a good color for her.

Anything. I don't know, man. That red just makes her look much bigger than any other photos. Here's your boyfriend feeding her a pizza. Yeah. He's really staring intently, isn't he? Yeah, he wants to, because this is his fetish. It's got to be.

Yeah. I got to feed you. I got to dump this food in there. You being fat, slob. Okay. Let's. He looks like he might, like, doesn't he look a little bit like he's got kind of short arms like he might...

Like he might be a dwarf? I mean, he kind of looks that way. Yeah, he kind of does. He's got a shirt on like his hands. It's like... He's snow weight. How about that? Very good.

All right, that's the end of now, watch for this week. I'm trying to, I'm racking my brain. I can't, I don't think I can top snow weight. What the hell happened to my audio for this week. I'm trying to, I'm wrecking my brand. I can't think I can top snow weight. What the hell happened to my audio here? Hmm. Oh, God dammit. Nothing fucking works ever. Do you see that project Veritas video where Twitter engineers said everybody there only

works like three hours a week and if they get too overwhelmed, they're just like, not take a day off. Yeah, I'm that, no, I didn't see that, but that makes perfect sense. Yeah, it doesn't surprise me. Our whole tech system is in the hands of emotional cripples, maniacs and narcissists. And then meanwhile, at the same time,

this company Uniswap, that's like a crypto, big crypto app for swapping your coins. They made this announcement that half of their employees or their engineers are now women. And they got a shit ton of flags for it. Because people, that's the last place where anyone wants to hear about this virtue signaling shit. And especially in a realm where it's indefensible to brag about having 50% women on your staff

because either you hired, either you hired people that weren't as good to maintain the gender quota. Right. Well, sure. Yeah. Or it's not an accomplishment. Like you got two choices.

Either you did nothing and this is random and you're celebrating randomness, or you did something that's the case. But I don't think that's the case, or you did something that puts, that you hired specifically not for talent. Yeah. And you're bragging about being dumb.

Yeah. You're bragging about making an inferior product. So which is it? And this is what everybody's doing. And women, the worst part are the women, the girl bosses who cannot resist celebrating it. They just, the worst part are the women, the girl bosses, who cannot resist celebrating it. They put out shit like that.

That's a trap for women. If you're a woman and you're competent in anything, that is a trap to make you look like an idiot. Like, oh, what, you're celebrating women over here? Like, no, sit down, shut up, let the, let the women who are stupid celebrated because it is a fucking trap. You got your job because you deserve your job. Yeah.

Uh, alright. And I have a plan this out. And then I have another caller here. Where is my man, Chase? Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase. You're on mute, my friend. I'll give you a minute on mute. Pizza, look at that.

Well, she's got veggies on her pizza, do you see that? Oh, what did she have? She had like a little spinach on her pizza or something. So she's health conscious. Uh, this gentleman here. Wife who watches. Yeah, wife who watches. Can you watchers. Yeah, wife-o watchers. Can you hear me?

Yeah, there you are. How's it going boys? What's up buddy? How do you want to be known as wife-o watchers? So you got another name. Yeah, you call me wife-o watchers. Yeah, but I mean, for the sake of the interview, you can call me Chase to see.

It's a little bad. Wife-o watchers. Yeah, stuff. Yeah, people in my Discord always like, yo, Wifey, like what's up? I'm like, dude, just don't call me that. I like Wifey now. I can say that.

Wifey. Yeah, I can be a Wifey, yeah, baby. So here is the good. Good, good. Here is a video that this gentleman put together. It's got two and a half million views on it. You put it out last week. Just happened to roll it off.

Just on Twitter. You know for a fact that they got another two million reddit, okay? Yeah, what about on TikTok? That's where all the kids are. I cannot post a video on TikTok. Literally, when I post, I've got flags so many times on TikTok that now my videos have to be manually reviewed by some sweatshop worker before they even get uploaded. So, it takes eight hours to even upload a video. And then every time someone has to manually watch

it, they just say, no, we're not putting it up. This is their culture, Sean. This is what we did to this generation. Our generation put a bunch of narcissists and maniacs in positions of power, and we're destroying their culture by banning their videos like this. We're stomping it down. So all they can have is reprocessed office memes and shit that we're comfortable with. And slime burgers. Sick. That's where the slime burger is going.

Okay. I'm playing this. I'm going to read some of it for people who aren't watching the video. But this is a video. The video is reading if you're anime wife who is underage, Sean, you know, there's a big lot of ink spilled in the argument over underage animated characters. It's a bloodbath. It's a bloodbath spilled over to this show. People are very upset that your cartoon might be 17 years old, right? Or nine-year-old vamp, you know, vampire, whatever.

Yeah, people get insanely upset over this video. It's insane. It's a hot girl with her tits out saying if your wife is under age. If your anime wife is under age, you're a sick creep and shuffee locked up. And there's you. Oh, shit, very good. I guess we're all going to jail then. I'm not even looking at you.

Oh, my girl, my girl. You'll turn 31 days, she's 17 forever. Your goods are damaged. And then you've got a list of all the anime wife booze. We're under age. We're under age. Oh my god. You're a future and empty egg pardon.

Too bad you can't be 18. It was asterisk forever too. I might even commission an artist to draw my wife through an acute bikini, all 87 pounds a bird. How much do you weigh? Just kidding. I don't give a fuck about real girls or their opinions about my wife is. Ah, wonderful. You like that?

Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I don't know, we call it a paradox. It doesn't really make sense because people on red and stuff can't fathom that someone looks like me with average editing video skills and doesn't look like in cell neck beard because of these volatile opinions. That's the funniest part because you're skinny and attractive-ish. You look like a scumbag.

You're that kind of attractive, right? And you got your shirt open. I risked a truck all by a hot. Yes. like a scumbag, like you're that kind of attractive, right? And you got your shirt open. I risked a truck all by a hot. Yes, and you got your shirt open, and you got great dance moves, and you're like, fuck you, I like underage, anime. Yeah.

You would have believed how he replies in DMs, I get people message me, and they're like, oh, if only this guy, like he's so talented, it's such a shame that he wastes his dance moves on. What I'm doing is, and he's so talented, it's such a shame that he waste his dance moves on this. I'm doing this. And just for context, I've never danced. Like I'm not like a dancer, I've never gone dancing.

I don't like playing music and dancing my house. That's literally the first time I've ever even danced for longer than a minute. Usually I just do it with my friend to joke when a song comes on. And then they're like, this guy needs to be dancing with the stars. You're completely missing out.

Like, yeah. Yeah. I love how they try to bribe you away from doing comedy that's offensive. Like, I hate being a A B tested by people and it's happening in my whole life. Like, well, you know, what you really gotta do, you know, get rid of this trash.

What you really need to do is be on dancing with the stars and be totally famous in a way. It's like, you know, first of all, you don't run dancing with the stars. Yeah. Secondly, what, I don't run dancing with the stars. Yeah. Technically, I don't give a shit about that. I like, I did what I did and it's funny.

That's what I wanted to do. The reaction that you're giving me, that you're all freaked out in annoyed. What's amazing is that you can, you can piss this many people off with something like that. Fucking dancing all about cartoon women. That shit blows my mind. I'm like, oh, that's really funny. And the reason I think it's, I actually think it's funny is because so many people get pissed off about it because it just blows my mind. I'm like, oh, that's really funny. And the reason I think it's, I actually think it's funny

is because so many people get pissed off about it because it just blows my mind that you can actually be pissed off about this. Yes, pretty, a lot of people also really like larping is me. Like, because I mean, obviously this is, you know, made for people to watch anime and stuff who might not be, you know, the most popular guy

in high school. And everyone loves larping as me. And they're always like, man, if I was this guy, this guy's a pretty good looking guy. Like, and he's got skills. If I was this guy, like, I would totally be doing something else, like picking up real girls and I really like my girls. Yeah. Not wasting my time with these girls.

But the part that really pissed people off is I had to sneak in. I was making the video. And then I was on the chat with my friend and we were just going over like all the most popular characters from shows and then apparently they were all 16 to 14 to 16. And then there's a really popular anime right now called Spy X Family and there's this character named Ania and she's a five year old

and she's going really viral because a lot of anti-artists online keep aging her up to be like, so she doesn't look like anymore. So it was already highly controversial. Controversial. So I just had to put it in the video because I knew people would be upset. And lo and behold, I have 11,000 quote retweets

on that of people just screenshotting her where it says, Anya, five years old. Just people go, bro. Yes, pretty tough. I think, wait, let me read, let me read through some of these quote, it's pretty tough. I think, wait, let me read, let me read through some of these quotes. It's so funny. They're volatile.

They're really, really, really volatile. I don't make a video. I don't make a video. I don't make a video. Saying all anime characters you like are underage, isn't an own skull face. There are motherfuckers arguing me in that last week by the way, it fits you perfectly.

Yeah. Three, the most compelling argument against the nooking or Japan is the existence of anime and we, oh God, it's so perfect. Everybody, everybody, over swings is so embarrassing to see people react to this. Yeah, I got death threats. I had people sending me like, I had three different cases of people DMing me like, gore, like people's heads blown off on Twitter and being like, I'm going to find you and do this to you. Like people's accounts with like, like he's like 10 followers in his profile pictures like Kanye West.

Like, right? Good. I was thinking about that recently, like the best, the most satisfying troll in today's, like right now would be hard, like hardcore, I'm not a pedophile, but like I am. Yeah. You know? That's the next evolution

because people think that's so taboo and like you can't go there. People like, honest guys, you get to look, what you think every girlfriend haven't had has been like 20 at least, come on. But then they're like, but then they're like, they're like, no, well, this guy obviously has never had a girlfriend, just look at him.

I don't like, just look at me, of course I have girlfriends. Like, I love that slam. Yeah. Is there some reality where like your looks as a man prohibits you from having like people are big fat slabs. They're all everyone does drugs and alcohol. How do you think all this shit is happening? My idiot in Christ touched some freaking grass. Oh boy. If you go up, if you go up, I have a video with the best with the best. Oh, okay. I don't know if you

saw that one. You want to leave it on mute because I put Jimmy Hendrix in and they will instantly take this entire bottom from YouTube. Okay. Okay. I don't know how it works with the Patreon, but what's on it? Put it on Jimmy Hendrix long and along the watch tower, of course. Oh, okay.

All right. My favorite hate comments. I don't know. Can we watch any? I actually don't know. Well, probably not. We probably can't play the music. No, no, no. You can play it on mute though.

It's still worth it. Yeah, it's just further down. Okay, there, that's as much as I can play. Oh my God. Yeah, they really are. Yeah, I like point out all of their like pronoun, everyone that got mad at me had pronouns in bio and like, they always have their race in their bio.

Like that's like something important when engaging in discourse on Twitter. There's so many of them. I can't like even read them those fast. White men cannot be reas down. It slows down. Okay. Black lesbian, black and queer.

Dude wants to be by gamer. He's she autistic. Y'all are so fucking embarrassing. God, your weak. Autist, he, him. Imagine being this much of a creep. Marx, your weak, autistic, he, him. Imagine being this much of a creep, Marxist, Leninist, he, they, wow, it's beautiful.

It's beautiful when you can lure them out. You know, you just, it doesn't take much, it seems like. It has to be the right thing. Because if it was a big fast lob, it wouldn't have worked. If you, you know, if there's any weakness at all, it wouldn't have worked. It's like, hey,'s any weakness at all, it wouldn't have worked. It's like, hey, check out these. I'm a weaponized country hot boy instead,

and they get mad. Yeah, there's no way a country hot boy should be. So does term now. It is now. Country hot boy, yeah. Country is up in front of the F-350, too, just for a... I see that. Like, what are you gonna say?

I could park my truck in your living room. Like, like country boys are the least, you're the least able to be persuaded, right? Like, I have a school on me at all times, and I don't care. I don't care about any reasons you have or science. Like I'm happy with. That truck is standard too,

and the Schiff knob in the truck has a welded skull as the Like Welded as the Marxist Lennon is he they Hispanic Latino Before I take matters into my own hand. It's like constant death threats Yeah, well no, no, the second half of the video is where it gets into like actual death threats. People just like, like, I want to take this guy to the behind the Walmart and kill him. Like there's so many of us behind the Walmart.

I'm smoking wearing shoes with no socks. I'm smoking a joint antisigirt at the same time. I'm not sure if you guys noticed that. I did not. We're smoking two things. What the fuck is going on? I mean, I'm gonna blow it up a little bit so I can see it. Hit the cigarette, hit the joint. Yep. Okay. Oh yeah.

You should be taking, if you liked this video, you should be taken to the parking lot behind the Walmart and put down like that. Linux Ali. That's a boy Ali. Oh wow. Okay, cool. Men like this need to be shot. People who say why food should be put into labor camps. Oh my goodness. Prison isn't enough. I need this man dead. And then people kept quote-unquote tweeting that would be like, oh, he really thought he ate. I was like, I just sat there double smoked. Like what you talking about?

Someone please K word this man. Fishi, they it 19 leftist, artist, NB, trans, fem, pan, lesbian, ice. I said, actually, kill yourself. I'm not kidding. This guy's needs to be on a rope ceiling fan if I'm being honest. A rope ceiling. Nobody's ever been able to hang from a ceiling fan. It's a myth. Yeah. Could you imagine this sort of vitriol coming? I mean, it makes sense for that guy. Yeah.

It's probably like five, two and a hundred pounds. So he probably could hang from a ceiling fan, but with my athletic tall frame, it's not gonna happen. Now, it's like, what is this called? Like a mallet, but the sides of your head are shaved? Yes, it's just, that's like the Chad Cut, I guess. I don't know what you'd call that. That's like the country special.

Oh yeah, it's cool. You got the head. You gotta make coccles. Yeah. Yeah, whatever those are. Yeah, cool. You got the high-reset of the co-please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever those are. Yeah, cool. And this isn't a character. Like, I have a collection of custom oakles.

Oh, buddy, I believe you. This is not a character. They wish it was. I too invented someone so I could navigate to a world. Yeah, exactly exactly. I don't know. Yeah, so much easier when you don't have to deal with people as a real person. Yeah. Yeah. The male suicide rate needs to be exponentially. How do you get away with

saying that stuff on Twitter? I have no idea. How do you even think like that? Yeah. I don't know. These people, you got to keep mind like, I post a video like a week ago now and I still get, I don't know, like 300 to 400 notifications per day of people still arguing back and forth. Like these people for one week have been going back and forth debating the video. Like I see the same people every single day in my notifications. That's amazing. It's still putting walls of text of dying on different hills. It's insane. How much energy people put in on behalf of something

that's just meant to fucking just see, yeah, just to see who gets pissed off about. That dying on the hill shit really annoys me. Go, you're gonna die on this hill? Man, that was like a hundred hills ago. What are you talking about? I don't know. You didn't die on that hill though.

That was a, what are the funniest comments that kept seeing was like, this, this man did not die on this hill. He literally commit suicide. No, I thought that was funny. I liked all of those ones. Where did you come up with this, this art piece that you've done and that you've graced us with? What inspired you toward it?

Uh, so I started micro-dosing trumps like three months ago. Oh, okay. And I was kind of just like sad and depressed and I wasn't doing too well. So I was just started micro-dosing because I read that's pretty good. Yeah. And I don't know.

I was just kind of in between jobs. I'm like a web developer doing graphic design stuff and I've always been my own boss. So like finding work is just like a fucking pain in the ass. No, sure. And I woke up one day and I was like, I'm gonna make a viral video today. And I literally woke up.

I got a dance. And yeah, so I made the first, that's the second time I've danced. The first time I danced, it blew up even more because it was a little less racing. People actually just enjoyed the video. And it was just like, it was some chicken, it was like, oh, like boys always want what they can't have.

And then it was me being like, oh, it's crazy because I don't want you. I just want to animate wife who's your kind of girls to be honest. That's the funniest part. Are you framed it as like, I like cartoon girls because they don't like real women? Yeah, that's the first video.

It's completely true. I was like, I said anime girls would never have your body count. I said, real girls cheat. Like I said, I ticked every box that I could on that one. And then I went to bed and woke up and it had front page. I read it. There's like, there's like, there's a danger. There's, there's Ukrainian missile strike news. And then the like the third post down is my dancing video. Just fucking sewering real women.

It's so funny because I think like that's where this insane, puritanical reaction to underage anime drawings is from is like guys trying to show women that they like real women. And that's the way they do it. Yeah, actually I really love you guys. I love real girls. I don't like these girls. Yeah, these guys are pathetic. These guys were like, not like me.

And then you're like, what's up? I actually hate real girls. Yeah, pretty much. What's next for the wife, wife who? Wife who watchers, the wife who watchers. The wife who watchers. Yeah, I took a bunch of shrooms yesterday. I took more than my normal microdose amount.

Cause I haven't called you yet. I call it microdosing, see, I love calling it microdosing. Like I'm a microdosing alcohol all the time. Microdosing beer one sip at a time. Right. Yeah. And get away with anything. I'm microdosing acid.

It worked. Like, what do you know? I do like a shot every couple of minutes. Like a whole tab. So yeah, my original idea was that we have an anime convention here in town. And I was going to go interview people in like the whole dumb, you know, gay cowboy outfit. And then I took my microdose, I was like, oh, I'll take an extra pill

because I just get loose for the interviews. I've never stood in a public place and with a microphone in a camera and interviewed people. But I forgot to eat. So those rooms kicked in really fucking hard. And it was no longer a microdose. We were bridging into macrodose territory. And then the whole video just kind of turned it

to me like the first Kenny just felt like my best friend that films my videos with me. He just I'm in the corner of the convention against the wall crumpled up on the floor for like an hour. He documents the whole thing. We're rolling the whole time. And like dude, I'm so scared. I'm like having a fucking literally having an actual panic is heck. Oh my god. And like, dude, I'm so scared. I'm like, having a fucking, literally having an actual panic

is heck. Oh my God. And then some guy comes and I was like, man, I just wish my friend Jada was here right now. She could really calm me down. And then some guy I haven't seen for 12 years comes, he's like, oh, what's going on? Chase haven't seen you forever.

He pulls out, I'm like, dude, are you kidding me? As I'm talking about, I wish I had someone here to console me right now. He literally pulls up and he's like, dude, you're here? I'm like, yeah. And then I'm starting interviewing him. And he's like, dude, that's so crazy. Last time I saw this guy was 12 years ago

and we were at a party and he smoked too much weed. And he was having a panic attack. Just like this. I was like, bro, things have never changed. But yeah, that kind of broke the mold. And then, so he messed up your interview? Because you did too. No, no, because Aaron gave me power.

So I went out and I killed a bunch of interviews. I talked to cops that were there. Yeah. My opening line to the cop was, what do you think? What do you thought some police brutality? And then he immediately gets all like KG. Did you ask him what they think about anime whipers? I did, I did.

Well, my friend was cosplayed as one of the girls that video is supposed to be 16, but she was like a really slutty version, and she was like fish nets and like a bunny costume, but of that girl. And I was like, she's dressed like that and her character that she's dressed as is 14, but she's hot, right?

And the cops just like, I was like, do you watch anime? He's like, my young daughters do. It was like, oops. Oh, oh, oh. So. I was like, do you watch anime? He's like, my young daughters do. I was like, oops. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

So. Oh. But that's what I'm doing now. I'm bridging a YouTube content. I want to do kind of more long form stuff. You know, I can't really beat that dancing horse corpse for too much longer. No, you can beat a horse for a long, long time.

I've found a big horse. Yeah, we've been making a horse. I've been making fun of FatWim for coming up on 17 years now. Right. Kind of amazing. It is kind of amazing. Because they keep making new ones. They keep getting fatter. I never thought this was going to run out of steam eventually, but they keep getting

bigger. It's like, well, more popular. And more popular. I didn't know they'd start slapping them all over billboards and all magazines and everything cosmetic products. What do you, My favorite wife from one of my favorite shows, it's pretty funny because everyone be talking about this whole fat stuff.

And the real nerds on the wiki pages for the characters from the show. They have my favorite character listed as four foot six and 68 pounds. So I'm like, listen, Fatties, stay back. I'm like, you gotta be at least a third of yourself to come ride with this guy. 68 pounds. Wow. That's a great example.

Completely unrealistic Japanese dream. What is the name of that? Why food? There's some big whyy fans in the discord. I found, I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier.

I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier.

I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John Pellier. I'm John P is, okay. Other characters, humans from high school, DXD Weiki. Did I get the right one, Sean? Are you asking me, like, I know anything about this? Search for Conoco.

You guys got to, it's so funny. Sometimes the real girls, they're like a match without dating apps and stuff. They like, they like tuck shit because the only pictures of me with wife is like, oh, you watch anime and like, what you watch reality TV when you get home from your fucking bartending job? Like fuck off. Yeah, right.

That's cool. You're in the season nine of Love Island, nice. Oh, here it is. This little cat that looks like a child. Got it. You got to piss people off, man. Oh, yeah, you're doing it. You have the anime in your dating apps?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, half due. I went to weed up the Normie bitches because like I'm bumble this sometimes. I don't have dating apps often, but I just got it again just for the joke. And then I literally got it two days ago, and I get a bunch of people like all my pictures are me with like wife who is in like embracing them and stuff. Because

if honestly that's enough to scare you off, you're probably like a real normie. I don't really want to show you. Have you ever seen those? I don't know of their real, they're probably real where somebody will pick like a picture of a male model and then put all this Nazi stuff in there. Yeah, they do that with, they do that with wife who's, they actually do that with like really young anime girls, like the ones that are actually kids. There's a TV show called K-On. It's called K-On and it's like a show and all these little girls are in like a middle school or high school band or something and they look tiny.

The specs of every single one of them, you know, 4, 6, 6, 8 pounds. And they, there's like so much stuff unfortunate of these girls like decked out in Nazi regalia. It's like a huge thing. Well, the ones I'm talking about, the girls on Tinder will like try to dance their way around all the Nazi beliefs where the guys trolling them will keep repeating it. Like, yeah, yeah, that is how I even like, well, you know, I guess, you know, I've sought some things and I've changed my mind on like, no, I don't, but because they're so hot, they'll keep going with it.

Yeah, you get it, it's funny. Do you have website or anything, Chase? I'm gonna start selling merch. I've listened, I've managed to farm, like who knows, 20 million views in a month and a half, and I make a single dollar, so I got some merch, I got to sell, and I guess it's all designed and ready to go, so can't play there yet. But I think I'll have that done, so I got some merch, I got a sell. And I get it, it's all designed and ready to go. So, can't play that yet.

But I think I'll have that done by the end of the weekend. And then you'll find out my Twitter, follow me on Twitter and you can play that. Web designers can't even make their own stuff fast. No, it's like mechanics, how mechanics are there. Cars always can't fuck. Is there two other kind of cars all there? Yeah.

Yeah, they fucked themselves over. You said you were in, what, you're in the South, saying they blow my head off, but I'm kidding. I mean, Alberta. Canada? Yeah, I saw the maple leaf on the cup of coffee, I think. I had a woman that literally writes articles for a living, like zero weight. I mean, I'm not sure if you saw those comments. I'm not kidding. I mean cup of coffee, I think.

I had a woman that literally writes articles for a living, like zero in on that video and comment. Be like, just so you guys know, he's in Canada. So I just wanted to let you guys know that. And just so you know, Canada recently passed a loss. So underage drawings are actually also legal. So now we know your location. Thanks a lot.

Wait, really? Canada has a log against underage drawings. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You get a big trouble for it. I think. Really? That's what people keep telling me. I don't know. I'm plausible deniability on actually. I take it back. I have no idea what you're talking about. You told me this. This news to me. Yeah. I told you that. God damn. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah. You get it. And then like like Will it ever be enforced only against enemies of the state right only against people who get popular right? Only one who's got a moderately centerist Outward political opinion. Yeah, yeah, we'll get thrown thrown in the gulag for it

Yeah, that's what they got Jesus on the Roman cities drawing underage girls. Yeah, you know, put them on the cross Yeah, get them up there like oh That was Jesus. That was illegal. You shouldn't have been doing that. Yeah. I don't know. I'm better. I'm better than that.

And then big farm I had to get their foot in the door and they're like, no, no, no, no. You just can't be carrying a helmet. So come with me Lazarus. I'm going to disappear you. Well, shiv, and does anything

make you a rage? Anything like make anything other than this shit make you pissed off? I always ask everybody that way. Yeah, yeah. Lately, it's been just normies have been making me mad. Now that I've seized so much of it, because I don't leave my house. I don't leave. I don't go out. I go to the gym and then the grocery store. And I have a really cool house. So my friends want to hang out. They come here like, I don't go to bars. I never get exposed to the radioactive normies.

Dude, let's go. Let's go. And then I get shocked when I'm in some kind of situation, hearing people regurgitate at whatever CNN, or just talking about TV shows. And I'm like, what do you guys think? What do you do? Like what's going on in your life?

That? Just that. Wow. And when's the last time any of you've done any drugs, like hardcore drugs, like, oh, never. Okay. Well, why are you hanging around? What are you enjoying?

Yeah, hold on, I'll pull this up. I'll show you what it actually got me really enraged this week. Hold on, like I said, I got the dating app two days ago, just to kind of see, because I just got major exposure, radiation poisoning just from being on Twitter for the last month and a half. So like, let's see if this carries over and translates to the people I could interact with in real life. And this actually made me really mad.

This made me mad. I literally uninstalled it. I have a screenshot here. Hold on, what did she say? Man, hopefully she didn't match me. She said, man, I hope she didn't match me. And you guys have questions for Chase in the Discord. Yeah, she says, yo, did you hear that? And I said, what comes next?

And she says, the fire trucks outside your house because you're a fucking smoke show. And I said, oh, I really thought that was gonna be a good one, really disappointed. And then she says, well, call every other guy on here. Nine out of 10 dentists, because they agreed that it was a slap. Ha, ha, ha. You the odd one out, no one accounting for taste, I guess, was a bunch of like retarded emojis. And I was like, that literally made me want to throw eye to exercise.

We'll power to not pull my phone at the fucking wall. We've all become Patrick Bateman doing a thousand crunches a day just to like get through the toxic mess of normal people. Here's somebody sent me this from your Twitter, Jenny from the block. Oh no. Hey, sorry if this comes off weird, she says, but I think you're really fucking hot and I love your videos. I'm your number one fan girl.

You are my cowboy king and I wanna marry you. Heart, heart, heart, eyes, smiley face. You, we don't serve your kind here. You know it's funny, I saw this before seeing that video and I thought it was awesome. Did you really? Yeah, what does that mean? She says, and you have a picture of an anime girl

doing a piece or a man, I don't know. Unless you, oh yeah, girl, unless you look like this, I can't help you. See, you're actually such a fucking asshole. What the, yes, what the fuck? Very good. Very good, very good tingsmanship. Yeah, we got, I actually get like a lot of the girls

DMing me for clout all the time. Yeah. Some of them are really nice. Some are really nice. They're just like, hey, I really appreciate your videos. I think it's kind of funny. I can't say it publicly because I'll get canceled just for even though associating with you. But I get them sometimes, but sometimes you just got to put them up on the cross yourself.

You know what's crazy? A couple of e-girls have told me this that if they ever say anything positive about me, like on Twitter, they'll instantly get DMs from guys, just telling them what a bad either. I'm sure implications are lies. I go, it's a really bad guy. It's like she's just retweeting it, funny tweet there, bud. Yeah, I'm gonna calm down. Right. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Yeah, it's like they're trying to stop a, like rapist from going out with this girl. Yeah. That's funny, man. Good for you. Well, I hope this works out for you. This whole thing. I really, I really hope this whole thing really works out for you, man. You know, well, because it's funny, like, hope you get to remain alive. All of us. All of us. All of us spend who are doing actually funny things on the internet spend so much of our time just trying to escape getting snuffed out. And I think it was always this way

because I watched that Larry Flint movie, you know, of People Virtual Larry Flint and he just spent all of his time in court. In court, fighting bullshit. Sam Hyde can't even be at an event that he is the inspiration for. I was going to be able to be in what you say, bud. I was going to make a website for Sam Hyde. Oh, that's awesome. Should dance for Sam Hyde. Yeah, big, big show up to Sam. Yo Sam put me in the crew, dude. I'm way funny. Then all those weird

autism hang out with. Oh, no. Start and war's left and right. Who's shit, what was I gonna say? I don't know. It's hard out there if you're funny. That's I guess I'm saying. Are the age of being not funny. Yeah, and the age of being not funny. I hope it changes soon.

The cream will rise to the top. Yeah, always. All right, bud. Good luck. It's good. Thank you for calling in. Thanks for having me. I'm in.

It's good talking to you. I got the video for you too, so you can stitch that in because we're out here. I'm looking like a formula one driver smoking weed. Oh, yeah. Send it to me. I'll have him overlay it. There you go. Thanks.

All righty. Have a good one. See you, Ed. See you. See you. Isn't that great? Yeah. We don't want you. See you, Red. See ya. See ya. Uh, isn't that great? Yeah. We don't want you. We all want you.

It's funny. Just this. What? What do you mean you only want to do to the women? The severity of the reactions is, it's like, it's not surprising, but it is. It's just like, wow, man. It's so surprising. These are real people, like devoting this much vitriol energy to this.

It's funny because it's dumber than men are better than women. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like, this is talking about cartoons. Yeah. You know, what also is funny about it to me is there's one thing to say, I only date tens.

Yeah. Like, I'm a man, I only date tens. Yeah. I'll piss women off. Sure. It's funny. But they still have one on you because they're like, no, 10 would date you, right? Yeah, they're making it. He's taking it to even funnier.

I only, and I'm interested in imaginary girls. Yeah, so none of you, not only do I know that's impossible, but I've taken that away from you. Right. All right, anyway. Tens aren't good enough. Yeah, you're the same. Your aspirations are my trash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What did I add some advice? Maybe I don't know. Maybe we'll just do a shit.

Biggest 41. Did I throw away all my notes? I think I did. Money advice. No, that's last week. Damn it. I threw away all my fucking. Maybe I threw it at you. I don't remember that. I was folding this up. See here. Oh yeah, comments. Okay, I read the fast stuff. That's today's, I'll fold it up and crunched up like that. Yeah. Okay. Boomer work slave, I hate working with people over email. Oh yeah, that's cool.

Advice, oh here we go. This is from Seanicon. Banging my therapist. Oh wow. Let me read this for a second. What advice would you have for me to help bang my therapist? She's only a couple of years older than me. And I only have one more session this week before she transfers to a different department.

She's in grad school and she's decided to switch to research instead of traditional therapy. Yeah. And she probably didn't want to go through the whole process of getting licensed and stuff. Yeah. Or she's too horny, she can't think straight. I'm 25 and she's 28.

I honestly think I have a non-zero chance. Well, of course you have a non-zero chance. Well, of course you have a non-zero chance. Yeah, and then fucks up. And no, she's not gonna be your therapist anyway. Yeah, she laughs a lot of my shit and gets flustered from time to time. Flustered. I'm gonna try even though I know it's retarded.

It's not retarded. No, just try it. Don't get that out of your mouth. It'sarded. It's not retarded. No, just try it. Don't get that out of your mouth. I'm just gonna try it. It's been done before. Hopefully you read this before the show starts tomorrow. Wow, thank God I did. There you go.

I mean, look, buddy. Yeah, what do you think you should do? You're... You know, this woman is trained on you. Like, you've trained her to respond to all of your crazy emotional shit already. She's laughing at your jokes. Laughing at your jokes.

She knows what you're thinking, what you're anticipating with a couple of little tweaks. That's, that's what I'm saying. Oh, that's all it'll take a couple of tweaks. And these, uh, not only is she a therapist, so she's riddled with insecurities and issues, because all of them are, but she's a failed therapist. Yeah, it doesn't sound like she's going to be a very good therapist, right? Doesn't seem like it. Oh my God.

She may know that and is transferring to, like, you know, like you said, more traditional research or something. Research, right? They don't have forms, right? It doesn't involve people the same way. Yeah, you know. What's the end? You gotta get it,

because there's definitely, well, Dr. Phil did it. Sure. With one of his patients. Yeah, yeah. He's the same difference, right? Yeah, okay. All you gotta do, this is what,

I mean, this is a secret to almost everything with women. Get them to go out with you for a reason, right? All you got to do, this is what, I mean, this is a secret to almost everything with women. Get them to go out with you for a reason, right? Yeah, reason. You got to go to this. Not, don't come over to my house. Just fuck me. Right. Come over to my house to see my anime collection. Come over to my, I got this turtle in my backyard. You got to see this totally. Each rocks. So, he's standing on, but she would no longer be his therapist. Right. Yeah, I mean, that's ending anyway. So yeah, I guess you'd be banging your former therapist. Well, she would still be your therapist,

but you could yell at her. Well, you don't have to pay her. Well, the, you can fuck her. Therapy, it's, you can't be friends with your client. First of all, you didn't say how big her tits were. So usually I would just throw this in the trash. But if you really want to get it done, or say, you know what, I'm gonna kill myself

if you don't go out with me. Gotcha. Yeah, see if she believes you. See if she believes you. See if she believes you. See if she believes, right? Yeah. See if she believes you. Mm-hmm. But if you want actual advice, it's just probably a lie.

Oh, this, I don't know. Everybody knows. Everybody has their weird thing that they're into. Yeah. Oh, there's this fucking art gallery. You wanna go, really? Yeah. A weird thing.

Oh, let's go check it out, you know. This fucking modern art gallery. Because none of them know what it is. They just like walking around where people are pretending to be fancy, right? All right, let's go to this dive bar because I'm really, this is one of my triggers. I've always been really afraid of going to a dive bar.

So maybe get help me go conquer this fear I have of, you know, maybe get help me go conquer this fear I have of, you know, get in there. A legitimate therapist wouldn't do that. They wouldn't go with you. Well, she's not legitimate. I don't sound like that. She's not, she's failed. Yeah, not a legitimate there.

She's not gonna do anything. What do you think she'd do? You're the one who has experience with these people. These Charlotte turns. I've never had a therapist that I would think that I could bang or would, you know, like, I don't believe. I don't think, I kind of think that people probably shouldn't be therapists under the age of 40.

Yeah, right. Totally. Yeah. I just kind of think you need the whole thing. Yeah. You need the schooling and the experience the experience and calm down a little bit too I think so I think so I don't know you know call that ageist But I don't know that I would have a the same kind of rapport with somebody who wasn't at least my age You should a parent trap I could be wrong, but match her on a tender or whatever

So a parent trap. Yeah, trick her into her logic, you see her. Hey, Mer logic, what are you doing? Is your birthday? We'll be in about two days. No, shit, how old are you? I'm gonna be 28 years old. Wow, 28. This is a beginning of the year.

It never gets better than that. Oh, geez, don't tell me. Enjoy it, straight downhill. never gets better than that. Oh, geez, don't tell me. Enjoy it. Straight downhill. See, um, yeah. I lost right over there.

How have I been doing? I've been fighting an ear infection for the past couple of days. It won't go in. It hurts like hell. Oh, that's terrible. Yeah. I hope it goes away for your birthday.

I don't know where the hell it came from, but did you showed up at a habit when I couldn't hear anything out of my right ear? And I've been lying on my side because I've been afraid to move. Oh no. Yeah. Did that guy talking about wife-fus make it any better? That guy, that chase guy, I would absolutely love to talk to him someday. I would love to debate circles about him in relation to wife-fus, but you know, conversation for a different time. You're gonna debate it? Right.

What's the sticking point? Yeah. Sticking point, I don't really have one. I just like talking to people. I mean, originally I wanted to have a debate with Kentillians, but you know, I don't know anything about Bitcoin, but I'm up and listening. And he seems to be the expert in that regard. Oh, what are you gonna tell him about?

You know what he should do? You should tell his therapist that it was all fake. They're what is all fake. They're on our heels. All this therapy is fake. None of it did anything for me anyway. Oh, sure. And then she's going, what do you mean?

What do you mean it's fake? Let's continue this conversation. Yeah, they wouldn't fall for that. Shouldn't fall for that, mate. Sean, we're talking about a women here. 28. She's 28. Yeah. What do you mean, Wooden? Yeah. Hold on. Did you see Sean is here? Yeah. Of course. You're talking to him. Sean, you motherfucker, you get on that soundboard right now and you play happy birthday. You've owned me this since last year. Is

that right? Yes. Sorry. I don't have a soundboard. Dick's got it. What kind of happy birthday do you want? Any happy birthday is fine with me. It was very upset. I didn't have a sound port, Dick's got it. What kind of happy birthday do you want? Any happy birthday is fine with me. It was very upset I didn't get it last year, but you know what, we can rectify this right now. Okay, here, let me play Jesse Lee Peterson's happy birthday song. It works. What's new in cartoons and pornography that you're interested in. This song is for you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. What an amazing age. That was good. So, yeah, that was perfect, actually, in fact, I'm actually happy that I got that. So I'm totally content. Okay, you're welcome. Well, that was perfect actually. In fact, I'm actually happy that I got that. So I'm totally content. Okay, you're welcome. Well, that was easy. Yeah.

The reason why I've come here is because I wanted to sincerely thank a bunch of people for all the kind of things they've done with me over the years. I have never really had the proper opportunity to actually sit down and think not just the people of the Dixho but the people who actually run the Dixho like Dick, Sean, Riley, all these wonderful people who have sent me these care crates every year on my birthday and Christmas and I wanted to let you know that from the bottom of my heart, new people have done so much for me that's unreal. Dick, you probably don't think all that much in relation to the people who come on your

podcast and they're just people who come and say hi. But, Dick, I'm being absolutely fucking serious with you. You have done more to help me than you could ever possibly imagine, either through emotional support or having people send me these packages. And just I wanted to bring out this list and think of a bunch of people sincerely for helping me out. There's some dark times because believe me, I've not been in the right headspace for these past couple of months. And I am strongly considering the idea of just not wanting to even be the wonder bread guy anymore.

You would be the the bimbo bread guy. You're going to change. No, it's what I mean by this is I will really think I'm open to the idea of wanting to take commissions for most people anymore. I know a lot of people joke at the idea like one day the wonder bread guy is going to come over and ask them if you could draw wonder bread. No. I'm not financially in the right state of mind at the moment to buy commissions from virtually anybody I've now only gotten to the point where I'm only taking commissions from the select group of people and then because these people have moved on from being more than just artists, they've started to become my friends and I'm more so only really interested in the idea

of maintaining friendships with people who have been artists and all kinds of stuff. But Dick, I want you to know right now that even though I really might want to take a seriously long break from the idea of just being known as the wacky wonderbred guy, but I always want you to know right now that you in every way and everyone in relation to the show is my friend and I care deeply for every single one of you. And I'm true, the grateful being able to know all of you people and I want you all to know that from the bottom of my heart.

Wow. Well, that's, I'm glad that the people listening to the show had such a, have been such a positive influence on your life. How many, what kind of things are they sending you? And where can people send you more care packages? Because your wonder bread thing has certainly given millions of people joy and something to talk about at least and they will remember it forever.

And I think it's actually kind of like inspiring for people that you're so open with something that's so strange that you like and everyone else feels like a little bit of relief even knowing about you. I came up with the care package idea when I was watching a geno Samuel video when it was getting to a part where Chris was complaining about how some people sent him a care crateful of actually sincere, thankful things. And then he started complaining about it because he said he had no practical use for things like soap and shampoo, which I found absolutely fucking ridiculous.

So that's the most thing. You go, well, that's the most thing that has a practical use for it. So, when I saw that I got violently angry and I thought to myself, I would fucking love of people sent me care crates full of essential things. So every birthday, never Christmas, members of the Dixia have been sending me stuff like hand soap, toothbrushes, toothpaste. I really need a new pair of shoes and some pants but barring about it's whatever people feel like they can send.

I'm not going to be like Chris where I just straight a big for money like every day like you know I'm not going to do that. I'm namely only going to like give people the option if they want to either like on my birth there or on Christmas if they're feeling generous and even then they have no obligation to do so. But I have a list of people who have sent me care crates and I wanted to give a special shout out to these people and I wanted to sincerely thank them for all the kind generosity they've done.

And one day when I'm able to actually properly thank them, I'm hoping more than a thank you would be more than enough because I want to owe these people sincerely for all the nice things that they do. So if you don't mind, I would like to share the yes. Go for it. To the following people who have sent me care crates and have helped me throughout these many years of being able to deal with my state of mind, infinity rise one conspiracy sphere, Rue, Coyote cares, the BDS Mars studio 1970s, the BDS Martina X, can you darkly studios, OJX, At Mint Salad, SRR,

Daily Dave Kroner, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, jerk Douglas, rogue YouTube man, Kawaii Snail, every single member of the Shreddit podcast, and three special shout outs to the people who matter the most

to me, who I hope to be their friend forever, gravely desu, Belmora and painful buggery. You people have done so much for me that it's indescribable. And I don't know how to properly thank you, but one of these days I'm going to and to the people who do want to send me stuff, the address to my apartment complex is. Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we can put it somewhere, give them a website or something that they can go to to to get

it. I don't think we can read your address on YouTube. Okay. Give them like a domain name, but they can go to send you stuff. Okay. But yeah, other than reading all those names, I namely just wanted to come by and thank every single member of the Dixho for all the kind of things they've done to me. I hope to sincerely hope one day meet you all and maybe buy you lunch or even buy you a drink, but you guys mean so much the world to me and I hope you all know this.

You should have come to the live show that we did in LA. I can't get to LA. LA is a six hour drive. Where are you? I thought you were in Arizona or somewhere. I thought you were in New York, New Hollywood. I'm in center of California. Oh, you're way? I thought you were in Arizona or somewhere. I thought you were in North Hollywood. I'm in Santa Rosa, California. Oh, you're way up there.

Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, that's going to be rough. Yeah, that is rough. Santa Rosa. Yeah, go to, you know, we'll put it up at carepackage.dick.show or carepackage.dickshow.com. Somebody wants to send you stuff. Make, you should make an Amazon list.

No one knows what size shoes you want. Size 13, anything soft. I only need one pair because the current pair I have is a hole in the bottom and I really need pants. But barring that, that's all I really need. I don't need money. I just need pants and shoes. Okay.

Anything else is, you know, it's extra. It's nice. I'll greatly appreciate it. I'm not going to reject the notion of it. I really don't want to be like, you know, Chris and just like ask people for money because I'm not going to do that. I'm not like, oh, the someone's asking about the books. No, in relation to that, I actually never ended up getting to do that.

I never got around to talking to my grandfather's son and his wife about that. I never had to speak to them, which makes me really sad because I really didn't want to put those books on E. Kindle if they weren't already, namely because I wanted to do something nice to honor my grandfather's memory. But in relation to physical copies of the books, I have two of them. They're currently sitting on my desk right now. They're kind of dusty. I got to clean those in a bit, but like, yeah, in relation to that. Oh, yeah. Do you know who

owns the copy, right? For your grandpa's, but that was the, that was like the group foster home that you were in that had like, yeah, the publishing group. Yeah. The publishing group that my grandfather made those books for owns the rights to those books if they don't specifically give that same publishing right to his daughter and son. So I don't know who has it, it could be them, but the idea I wanted to do was just name it, put it on e-kindle, then have it find a way to convince them to give those royalty rights over to them because I figured it'd be the best way to honor his memory. I never ended up getting in relation to that, but yeah. But yeah, it's been rough. I'm not really financially hurting at the moment. That's namely why I'm not asking people for money. I'm not just saying like, you know, I could use some essential

stuff if anyone's feeling generous at the moment. I think if you don't have pants, you're probably financially hurting. I'm financially hurting a little bit. I've cut back severely on commissions. It's namely why I've only moved to commissions a month. And in relation to that, everything else is just, am I trying to find an apartment complex and just, you know, stuff to get through life. I have this voucher for about two grand that's good for any apartment complex or house in the city of Santa Rosa. But the issue is most people don't like taking section eight.

I don't say no shit. Yeah, yeah, it sucks. But the problem with living California is that you're too poor to live here and you're too poor to leave. So you kind of need to use that if I have it. So where would you, where would you leave to? Can you get a job anywhere you, can you not work? Well, it's not really in relation to me not being able to work. It's more so that landlords don't really like dealing with section 8 tenants because it creates a middleman problem for them because it'll like the idea of having a separate rental contract in the way of their rental contract because if you're a landlord, you get to dictate the price of the house that you live in.

And I don't want to get into a discussion about BlackRock because, Lord knows, you work yourself and do a shoot seed every time you think about them. Let us BlackRock, look what BlackRock did to my boys, Sean. Yeah. Yeah. So, you have to stay in California then. Yeah, I, to Porta Live here, to Porta Live, I have a two grand voucher that is good for virtually anywhere in Santa Rosa, but no one

wants to take it even though it's money that is just given to them from an outside source. But I'm asking so many people who use Section 8 don't use it correctly or just flat out don't deserve it. I have had horrible experiences with landlords because they're under the belief that this is the most principal of, what do you mean I have to actually pay a landlord to live here? If people are you that dumb? Yeah, seriously. It's frustrating.

Like, I want to use my Section 8 for a practical purpose. I've, you know, it's not even just my birthday. It's the eight year anniversary I moved in the department complex. And my landlord's still wondering why the hell I haven't left yet. And I've got no like good news to ever tell you. It's like, I don't know how to tell you this. Like, you know, every apartment complex is taken in filled capacity. The places that do take section eight, they're just not going to take it because there's

a thousand creative ways to say no. And I've been so depressed about this. I've been isolating myself and I know that's not normal and I'm not really feeling anything all that will in therapy. I'm sorry if this is sounding really depressing and I really say what? Usually you're so upbeat and excited about all of your all of your drawings and stuff. And now you're, I'm no, even not even out of house. That doesn't even, I don't even know what that is when I see you posting about it. Oh yeah, I love this week's version

of out of the house. Adalia, I haven't felt this special of the connection to Adalia since I saw me. I love this character with every fiber of my being. This is why I named him would love to top of that chase guy. I would love to debate Western cartoons and anime with him. Okay. Maybe we can put that together. Why does your landlord's trying to kick you out?

Is that what it sounds like that? No, my landlord's not trying to kick me out. How my rental situation works here at my apartment complex is that it's got an age limit and they're supposed to have you out and ready for the world by 24, maybe 25 is the cutoff point. Wait, what is this that you're in? You have to be out by the time you're 24.

It's a practice apartment. It's for people who don't know how to actually live in the real world so they get sent here to get prepped and ready for when you have to go and move into a real apartment. No, shit. How do you get in there in the first place? Do you have like, disability really low point in your life in order to get into this apartment? I've been in this apartment for about eight years now and they're probably wondering how the hell of 28-year-old is still living in an apartment

for people that are only for 25-year-olds. I don't know if they're wondering that hard. That's not a big difference. 24-28. You can rent a car that's about it. No. Yeah. Wow.

Oh, so they're just gently encouraging you to get, do you have to pay? Is it sectionate where you live now? Or is it just like a free issue? It is. No, it's not free. It depends upon your financial situation. I know some people here are going to live.

I know there are some people in the department complex who have historically paid like $8 a month to live here because they have virtually no money. Some people only pay $50 a month to live here. But if you're a bit more financially capable, you have to pay like real rent. I'm paying somewhere around $300 to live here, which is not that bad considering how in most places I don't take section eight, you're paying somewhere around like $1,000 a month. So believe me, I'm not complaining about this. Where do you get that money that you pay them with the section eight?

Okay, so everybody gets government money and then you pay and then they all pay the landlord that you're at right now. Yeah, so this apartment complex is actually owned by a larger apartment complex, which is not BlackRock, but you know, might as well be. And essentially what happens is when we give the rent money over to the landlords in this area, they then in turn give all that rent money

to a different landlord. And that different landlord is then spending that rent money on utility bills and maintenance costs. But like if you actually see this apartment complex, we're not really getting a lot of repairs done lately. In fact, if anything, if you were to see my apartment complex, you'd say it's trap house. Yeah. That's kind of sounds like a scam.

Can you work? Are you able to get a job? I am capable of getting a job. It's namely I've just not been getting a job just out of choice. It's again, again, this isn't a financial issue I'm having here. It's namely the fact how no one wants to take section eight.

And landlords rather just, you know, you just be a guy with money and I've been noticing how certain landlords, not all of them, but some of them are really particular where it's not just, you know, we want a credit check and a background check and an employment check. No, we also want to know what you do all day.

And what do you mean? It's like, oh, you know, we want to know like the times of day you're at the house and when you're not there, as if it's any of their business. Like, you know, if you're paying rent and utility and you pay like a massive, or whatever you pay them like a security deposit, like, you know, then they have and you pay like a massive, whatever you pay them, like a security deposit, like, you know, then they have more of that, you know, it's like,

you know, yeah, but what are your hobbies? What do you do all day? That's what they ask for section eight, they ask you about your hobbies and shit? No, not for section eight, just certain landlords who just don't like section eight and just landlords in general, like they're real particular. Oh, they can fuck with you. I once had a landlord who kicked me out of her house and told me I don't need you being just landlords in general, like they're real particular. I want settle landlord. Oh, kicked me out of her house and told me I don't need you being here right now.

I'm like, what, why? I've got nothing to do today. Yeah, that's the problem. I want to have a party today and I want to showcase your room. So she's kicking me out. This is my first law accomplished. You guys say you were raised by six grandparents and now you're getting fucking booted out of landlords because they don't they want to have a party.

Oh, that was that was my first apartment before I got section eight. I had this land lady who kicked me out because she wanted to have a party in her house and then she ended up canceling that party because I came back 10 minutes later because I didn't know what to do with my day. I asked her how long you need me to be going and she's like, I don't care. Just keep her here. I told God that. I told God that it's later.

It's like, great, I have to cancel this party now. I told you, you're full. Do you tell them that your hobbies are jerking off to anime? This is pre-wonder bread. Oh, this is pre-wonder bread. Boy. You didn't jerk off to anime before Wonder Bread? No.

Oh, wow. Good for you, hot dog Bread? No. Oh, wow. Good for you. Hot dog buns. No. Do you date anybody, Birlagic? Listen, Dick, I really have to get going. I was only namely here to talk about the people

I was grateful for in relation to that. I, this is namely just to get and get out kind of thing. Like, I know I'm, I've, I was even like, hesitating like I was, I was having a hard time sleeping because I hadn't been on this show in a while and I namely just wanted to say a lot of nice kind things to all the people here and I deeply appreciate every single one of you and I, so much as I want to like, you know, swap stories and everything. I don't really think now is the time for that. And I don't really even, I'm probably even going to be on the Dix show.

I at any kind of point in the future, I still want to be friends with you, but like, you know, I'm really, I'm really seriously considering the idea of like putting the Wonderbread thing to bed. Like if people still want to go and like make wacky jokes every once in a while, it's pretty fun. But I'm not going to be like, Linkara about this where I work myself and do a shoot, see if it's the lightbringer, and then you post the running gear. Well, I'm going to have a lot of more interesting things going on than wonder bread as hard as that is to believe. He does. I mean, I would like to know what you're doing.

I think people want to know what you're doing and hope that you're doing better. I'm thinking about trying to find my main central focus right now. I was just trying to get into a better headspace and trying to find a better apartment complex because if I were to best describe what's been to the, right now, it's essentially the train scene from pursuit of happiness where Jane turns to Will, it's like, what the hell are we gonna do now?

We ain't got nowhere to go. It's like, oh no, we got somewhere to go. See the bathroom right there? We're gonna be sleeping in that. I'm not in that, but I'm dangerously close if I don't get my shit together and I really need to get my shit together. I really need to figure out my section 8 situation at the moment. Okay.

That's why I've really been looking the most optimistic of minutes, but I do deeply appreciate everything that the people at the Dix show have done for me and I honest to God hope I can remain your friend. Sure. Yes. What were you gonna say, Sean? I was going to say it sounds like, you know, you're thinking the right way, you're priority.

I mean, you know, you're forget about the art. Forget about it for a minute. Don't pause. Don't forget about it. Yeah, fair enough. Well, get your get a get your head space together and things will, things will look better there. I hope you once you, well, you have that'll be better if you do sort out this shit

that like the section eight and, you know, close and choose and shit like that. You'll feel a little better about yourself. New pair of pants, right? A new shoe. Oh, sure. I love a new pair of pants right now. The only pairs of pants I have right now have holes in the crotch area and I know that it's all right.

Come on. What size fuck the, I'm buying you, Nicole. What's that? Okay. What size, what size shirt are you? I am a XL or double XL. Okay, double XL. What size pants are you?

Something hains, like something like pajama pants or yoga pants or stretch pants, something elastic, so they're a XL or side there, XL or double XL. XL or double XL. You don't have a belt size? Yeah, buddy, I'm not. No, I don't. It's like the reason why I say elastic is because I had a friend from the shredded podcast Sydney pair of pants when I tried them on, they didn't fit.

So I just feel the button on the pants about to break and like, no, these don't fit. So we, okay. Yeah, he's not fit. He's saying, okay. Yeah, they'll do that. But the issue is like, you know, with all my other pairs of pants having holes in them, I don't really want to send these back because it's better than not having holes in my pants so I might just consider. Sure. Yeah, but even in my strong denim, like you can't have elastic pajama pants, like it holds

in them. You need a pair of jeans. Yeah. Yeah. So you need to get like the measurement around your waist for a pair of jeans pants, right? Yeah. But it's pants and shoes all I really need. Everything else, like, you know, it's, it's not necessary, but I'll take it. I'm sending you with size 36 jeans and see if that 38. I'm sending you with size 36, jeans and see if that's 38. I'm sending you 38. You tell me if it fits or not, okay? Okay.

All right, 38. Maybe I'll just send you, could you send stuff back? If I send you a bunch, could you pick the one that fits and send the rest back, or can you not do that? If you send me stuff and none of it fits, I'll let you know immediately and I'll try and find a way to put it back in the box and

have it sent back to you. Okay. All right. Sean, we're getting this guy. We're getting more like some new club and 13 shoes, right? Right. Yeah. Size 13 shoes.

Okay. Shoes that have a holes in the bottom of them and they're kind of falling apart. What the fuck? Okay. Send me your address so I can send you this stuff. I'll send it to you. I'm in a Twitter DM. Okay. That works. I send you this stuff. I'll send it to you. I'm gonna Twitter DM. Okay, that works.

I hope you feel better. Happy birthday. This is my birthday present for you. I'm giving you a whole new outfit. There you go. All right. Thank you. You mean so much to me.

I deeply appreciate this. I'm good. I hope that it makes your life more comfortable and that you feel better next birthday and that you make it to your next birthday. Okay, go lay down. Where? Thank you. Yeah. See you.

See you. Oh my God. Poor guy. Wow. I thought we were getting, I thought he was fucking with us when he first started in on that. No, me too. Started like, okay, here it comes.

What should I say? Here it comes, here it comes. Here it comes, the kicker. Like, oh no, wait a minute. What kind of jeans? Let's just try, send him some pink denim pants. Is that, don't do that. Just honestly, what about the hen tie?

Look, just, here's my aggro face. I was gonna say, just nothing with a draw string. Okay. I said him, velcro, velcro shoes, no laces. Nothing here. I mean, you kind of got to go prison rules right now. I mean, velcro shoes. No balance, velcro.

I hope it gets his mind together. He's doing it. You see, I honestly believe he's not in a great place. And look, there we go. The specter of that shit hanging over your head, like I don't know where I'm going to live. Yeah, that's a pretty big specter. Yeah, that's a, well,

that's gonna fuck a well adjusted person's head up. I start my day by not having pants. I start my day with two put my pants on one leg at a time. Can't accept any fucking pants. Can't exactly go to a job interview with a missing crotch. So what are your hobbies? I see you have a lot of holes in your pants. Yeah, I mean.

You know, God. You're all right, good luck. Good luck. I'm sending you some clothes where my girlfriend is, because that's who does the clothes job. There you go. All right, goodbye everybody. It's been a Dick's Show,

page on.com slash the Dick's Show. See you next Tuesday. Presenting. That's who does the coolest job. There you go. All right, goodbye everybody. It's been the Dix show, Patreon.com slash the Dix show. See you next Tuesday. Presenting. Dix. Dix. Dix. Dix.

Dix. He says, if I send him anything, can't kill Kilming. I'm serious. Okay. Well good. You're gonna have to put the pink pants on if you wanna come kill me. One voicemail? Sure.

I'm gonna go eat. You wanna go to Moutre Moths? You're going to Moutre Moths? Yeah. Oh boy. Oh yeah, here we go. Hey Dexation, true Pally Pete. Hey D.P.

I don't wanna come off like a liberal F for you. I'm gonna go eat. You wanna go to Moutre Moths? You're going to Moutre Moths? Yeah. Oh boy. Oh yeah, here we go. Hey, Dex, Hey Sean, chill, pal, D.P. Hey, D.P. I don't want to come off like a liberal Esler, but my race today is ripped American flags. Every conservative dick holster in grand junction has a splilling of flag. What's in grand junction? Everybody loves their country

blah blah fucking blog I love it this much these guys with the fucking lifted trucks vertical exhaust stacks and everything their flags are all right yeah get a new fucking flag it's like they're all ready to fight ripped you know ripped jeans Oh the American sun is just a battered Everybody look at her battered my flag is Don't worry, this is fucking black Like nope, it doesn't make you more of a man Mine's got to come all over it

Because I love America's lights The roles ripped the fucking Jean Pett Like their jeans and shit Right, like white Francis Scott Key wrote the star's bangle band If you're gonna fly a fucking best flag oh

whoops the fly flag whether you're gonna fly uh... american flag or one of the fucking liberal one but uh... make it new my trans

that's fucking it right and that are it to show like That's not a matter. What a nice one. Make it do. My trans flag is fucking ass. Right? And better to show like, ah, well, I think with the spirit of one of the sound, I mean, you know what, fly a nice flag. It's respectful. No, my flag was damaged.

Yeah, because it's been through so much, I've been to six tours of duty in pretend via Afghanistan. On a call of duty. Yeah, I'm called duty. Hey, for date, I want it, my flag has streaks in it. It smells bad.

Yeah. A dog shit all over it. But I still flag, I'm proud of it. She's got a new fucking flag, bro. How about a trans flag that's all ripped to shit? Right. They'll start doing that. It's maybe soaked in gum.

God damn. I've just flag up some NBs ass. Mm. All right, you're right, goodbye everyone. You're right, it's quite a goodbye everyone. It's quite a flag you got there. Yeah. It's got an odd color to it.

It's because I come in this flag, my trans brothers and sisters. I'd color to it. Cause I'd come in his fly, my trans brothers and sisters. They're so, well, I call the Von Dutch hats that are all weathered. Oh, I know. Yeah, you didn't get it. No, we didn't wear that in.

Those are made that way. How about a freewear flag? Right. Each American flag comes desiccrated in a unique way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the each American flag comes desicrated in a unique way for the modern American gravy seal. Right. It's been shot through with, you know, certain, certain rounds, you know, they're used in like war.

So you can, yeah, see $300. We'll musk it fires. Cause play a fucking soldier and we'll have it. We'll get a picture of you planting it on you, or Jima. Yeah. I respect law. Yeah. All right. Bye. All right. See you. Thank you.