The Dick Show - Episode 313 - Dick on Internet Father's Day

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

Internet Father's Day, my dog throws up in the car, red flag laws for food, murrlogic's new shoes, The Quartering talks about his lawsuit, his coffee, and his gay beans, various crypto Ponzi schemes, Internet Hate Machine talks about the GiveSendGo hacker, and another rap about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

How you been? I'm streaming now. Oh, yeah. Not too bad. You ever wake up on a day and you just for just no reason whatsoever, you feel like you could just fucking just bash somebody's face until it turns to jelly. Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah.

Why is that? No, I don't know. That's how you're feeling today? Yeah. Okay. Usually, if I don't wake up feeling like that, I can rely on my phone to alert me of something that will make me feel like that.

Yeah, well, that's almost immediate. I think that's everybody. Or a lot of people. Here's one. Addicted to the outrage type thing. Yeah, it's part of, now it's like a, I see it and I'm annoyed that people are reacting to it. Like they've been so conditioned to be upset by things

that now they're waiting for it. And then maybe I am too. Dude, I'm waking up and just seeking out that head of something to be pissed off about right away. Well, yeah, but it also, you know, all your, and then if I'm not, I'm seeing people who are in that annoyance. Oh, yeah, but it also your, you know, all your, and then if I'm not seeing people who are in that annoys me, oh, I know. I know. Well, yeah, but like your fucking feed seeks it out for you. Yeah. Even just the Apple news. Anything, anything,

it's all what do they call that? All, how do you like my Gabe here? Wow. Neon Rainbows, like a cum. Does it? Yeah, farted out of an asshole. Jesus. How about that? I thought IPAs were all about hops, but this is the 20 friendly show today. This is the 21st century, I guess.

Yeah, it's the new idea. It's a new kind of hops. It's a new kind of hazy IPA. Right, right. Gaze IPA. India penis ale. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, New England style IPA, it's Hazy, and then there was this couple of extra strands of extra Hazy.

How much come if you're in there? That's been drinking nothing but come. Yeah, look at these, got three of them. That's my little me time for the biggest problem show that I do with Vito. You know, Boogie was talking shit about me up to his old fat tricks that Boogie, really. That fat tub of school shooting shit I'm trying to remember bucktoothed gravestone tooth the horse tooth mother fucker was out there wobbling around talking shit about innocent old me again minding my own business not shooting at any

schools mind you that's the guy who shot the gun off, right? Shot it right at a school. At the maximum trajectory of 44 Magnums, shot at a school, boogie that fat. That's one of the school shooting. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on tape. Boogie and then he went and shot at a school, right? That's what you're saying. I did not say that. I don't know anything other than what I saw in the video tape.

So just a bunch of Ralph nonsense. Somebody said, oh, Nick said this because, wow, if Dick Masterson says you're too toxic, then that really means something. First of all, I didn't say, I mean, I never say anything. Of course, people just take me, people take me out of context because I'm,

I'm the internet dad. And you know what, Sean, I didn't get, I didn't get any presence today for internet father's day. Right, right. Okay, I didn't get a card. I didn't get the I didn't get any present presence today for internet father's day right right okay I didn't get a card I didn't get so much as an e card from any of you this is what do you think this is biological father's day no anybody could be your father yeah mother could be your father your dog could be your father a guy you follow on twitter could be your father takes dick masters and to be your dad oh Oh, he says, if he says someone's too toxic, then you know, you shot at a school, you fat, you piece of shit. What do you mean I'm too toxic?

Yeah, well, you're 700 pounds. Here's some, you want some toxicity, daily toxicity for you? Who knows? Who knows how this will go? NPR pop this one up today. I guess it's not Father's Day anymore after this, so who gives a shit? You're listening to this, Father's Day is distant

in the rear view for you. Oh yeah, because I have in your truck. When it comes out, to the combustible food manufacturing plant. Right. I typed in that, Hey, our food manufacturing facilities, really catching on fire all over earth and

CNN said this is the right wing raises hoax. I said, okay, so it is happening That's great. What's what's catching on fire food manufacturing? I don't know fertilizer I see I see a lot have you ever have you ever noticed and see we got this we got this thing called a Pattern Recognizing Brain and it works so well that we have to See, we got this thing called a pattern recognizing brain and it works so well that we have to dedicate a tremendous amount of marketing dollars to make sure that it doesn't work, right?

Happy Juneteenth, there. Like, if you notice, if you find yourself noticing patterns, that's coming freeze. You need to be educated and indoctrinated and punitated into not recognizing these patterns anymore, right? I was punitated through the pernicious, digitized system, right?

It's egregious and preposterous. That's what the human beings are. Well, we got these pattern recognized. How are we gonna stop them from recognizing patterns? I was regurgitated. Our food facilities catching on fire, that's what I search for. CNN, no.

Okay, so. There goes my old fucking pattern recognizer again. Every time you guys say no, seems like something that's out there about to fuck me over. Anybody else? What are gas prices? So I, uh, boon.

I don't think that's the case. I mean, I know how gas works. He's never been in there before fucking with it. So all of a sudden, all of a sudden, whatever it is. Man, uh, fucking coming back from my trip, I, uh, I stopped. I didn't get it, but the, I saw gas was in some kind of podunk town. It was 699. Well, the podunk town of LA in California. Yeah, it's a little, I mean, a little cheaper

here, but is it? At least where I'm finding it. But yeah, fatherhood comes in many different forms. This just popped up to me nice morning. Fatherhood comes in many different forms that just popped up to me nice morning. Fatherhood comes in many different forms to celebrate Father's Day. We spoke with three single gay dads about that. Oh, did you? That's funny. That's just MPR. People just tripping. It's just three tripping over themselves to gay dads about their families surrogacy

and their journeys to his head. It's tough being a single dad and he's gay. And he's gay and blind. He lost his kids climbing Everest. Climbing the biggest weiner in the world. He lost his kids trying to have butt sex with his man friend at the top of Mount Everest. He lost one of his hands due to frostbite

because he wouldn't put down his rainbow IPA. I gotta turn this fridge off one moment. Edit that out. Okay. He's turning this fridge off. Yeah, yeah, got it. I don't know why I've been forgetting it a lot lately. Not even a card.

People didn't, I wonder if Mr. Metaker got any cards. I don't know, is he? If Mr. Metaker got cards, and I didn't, I'll be very upset. Yeah. Is it? It's internet because it's Father's Day of Locke. Is he? If gay, Mr. Medical?

Yes. He's probably, he's even more of an internet father than I am, I think. Oh, okay. Probably. Yeah. He's got, his kids are a little more, his kids are a little not, as well behave as my. Oh, really? Boy, that's saying something.

I don't know. I don't want to put that out there. Maybe mine are worse actually. I would hope so. Not even a card, not a call, don't call me. Yeah! Yeah! Oh, look at Nick! You want to get as a shower in the contest, come to the 11th round and bronch with you with the

hardest city of failure, I'm your host! Dick Mash today, okay, the 20 million dollar man, joining me is always World Touring LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, dick. What's up, buddy? Thanks for not killing yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So once again, on this very unhealthy program. Yeah, very unhealthy program. Okay, fathers. I thought, you know, see, we let the women get away with it. Like Murphy Brown. Murphy Brown. Remember her? I'm gonna have a, I'm gonna raise my own kid.

And everyone's like, all right. Yeah, like gay dads are doing something. Well, I'm gonna have a, I'm gonna raise my own kid. And everyone's like, all right. Yeah, I guess gay dads are doing something. Well, I'm waiting a minute, fellas. That was just, that was a one time thing for Murphy Brown. God, that is a show that I have not thought about in fucking 25 years. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you how I know the recession is in, okay?

Yeah. Murphy Brown's being rebooted. No, Murphy Brown is, women are like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, women are like, no, no, no, no, no. Forget about that. Right, right. What do we say about girl bosses? No, no, no, no, no, you guys misunderstood. We meant girl, boss, girl, comma, bosses, question mark?

No, that's not what we're about. We're about being bimbos and being trad wives. Girl, boss, what are you talking about? The future is female. Yeah, you just, did you just wake up? Did you just wake up, offendi? No, no, no, never bit. That's how I know the recession is in.

Women are abandoning the future is female shit. Why? To shit. There's no money. To hurt a, I thought it was just to stay home. Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah, no, no, no, that was all a big joke. I really, I'm just, look here, New York Times.

I really wish they'd just make everyone go back to work. All the corporations, all the, what do you mean? I just think people should fucking work out of the, you know, away from home. Oh, yeah. I have a place to go. Have a reason to, I don't know, man. Like I just, I should fucking work out of the, you know, away from home. Oh, yeah. Have a place to go, have a reason to, I don't know, man, like I just, I don't know. I don't suck though.

Going to work? Yeah. Well, I realized very quickly that working at home would not be something that I can do. I just can't, I have to go to a place to do it. Oh, really? Yeah. Hush. I don't know. I wouldn't go to a place to do it. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't want to go. I wouldn't want to go anywhere. I've been institutionalized, though.

Yeah. I can't be. I've even working. You've been working out of the home for a long time. Yeah. I've trained myself into talking to myself. So I can't be reintroduced into the wild like that because I'll just sit at my desk and say racial slurs and stuff on sing like songs all day. Right, right. Like that person's crazy. Like, no, I'm, yeah, you're crazy. You won't be able to supposed to be like this all day. Right. Uh, I got cold called by, I got cold called by realtors. Yeah. This week, realtors. Um, wow. R Outdoors, Solar Panel Salesman, and an ex-drug dealer. And they're saying, hey, how about some of that business? Were they all the same person?

I wish. You see any solar panels on this house? No. My drug dealer sold solar panels. There would be solar panels on this house. I go, hey, can I, don't mean to interrupt. But if you were thinking about selling your house, the drug dealer was cold calling you trying to try to stride leads. Yeah, that's how bad things are.

It's bad. Hey, I just want to let you know I got some new stuff on them. I know what the menu is. Yeah. There have been any innovations and drugs for a long, long time. I'm not looking to depend to anything new that you might have. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I don't know, just to let you know, I also do reverse mortgages. I'm not looking to dip into anything new that you might have. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, I don't know, just letting you know, I also do reverse mortgages, if you're interested in that. Yeah, very good. How about this? Red flag laws. Have you heard of those? Red flag laws for food. Yeah. Maybe this is a bonus episode idea.

If I think you're eating unhealthy, and not for your guns, I'm gonna call the government and say, hey, my wife is eating too much food. Can you come over here and slap these chips? Can you come Rico, repossess these chips that she's got? In a hurry, maybe do it, bring a fishing line over and scoop them and then reel it in nice and slow. So she runs down the street after him.

Get some exercise and exercise and while you're at it, he believed these red flag laws, taken away people's. Oh, remember Alex Stein, that guy who called in? No, that guy, he was all crazy like Alex Jones. I mean, he was going to those city council things and wrapping about Ukraine and stuff like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes. He got like a costed by Dan Crenshaw, that one-eyed guy that likes to send everybody to war. Yeah.

One-eyed guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that wild? For no reason. A costed as a guy. Yeah. Like, got like shoved away from him and then Dan Crenshaw starts going, oh, this, and then he says he called him an in-sell version.

He goes, this is what happens when young men can't get laid. Like, you fucking attacked him. You faked, you phony asshole. What are you talking about? That's the most basic bitch. Yeah, that's an ant Karen insult. I've ever heard. I was just gonna say, that's like the easiest thing to say.

Oh, is it easy? I'm not gonna dig too, right? Well, that's what women do. Yeah, he's like the easiest thing to say. Oh, is it easy? You're not going to like dick too, right? Well, that's the, that's what women do. Oh, yeah, he's got a small dick, obviously. Oh, he can't, yeah, he's very prick. It's the same. It's exactly, yeah. I hope some Taliban guy has his eye in a jar and they've come in it altogether.

They fill the jar up like that my little pony jar, adjusting Wang. Oh, God. Fucking hate that guy man. Well, I think Oh, God. Fucking hate that guy, man. When I think of all the colors for red flag laws, yeah, for food, that's what we needed for. We did the biggest problem this week. We're doing a bonus episode with crossover, with Carl tomorrow.

Tomorrow. Yeah. Do you know what show we're doing? No. Me neither. Do you have any hopes of what it is? Something really fucking fucked up. Yeah.

I could really rip into some people. A foot thing maybe. Is that weird enough? Is it weird enough? I mean, we went kind of a little too weird on the pedophile one. That's, yeah, I'd say, maybe that was a little too much. I don't know. I mean, you guys know the numbers on these shows.

You can't pay attention to the numbers. No, I can't. I'm like, I gotta go. What's in your heart? Yeah. Like, this is, I would really, I mean, I want to talk about this. I want to hear about this. I love the fucking bizarre shit. Because it's just so fucking foreign. Like, it's, yeah, it's like, I just, you just get a little insight into their, into their minds

and how they, how they work and how they either, I mean, not even rationalize it. It's like, you just get a little insight into their minds and how they work and how they either, I mean, not even rationalize it. Cause like, I mean, some things, some things should not be happening, but then there's some that are like harmless but totally fucking bizarre. Yeah, where you're like, God, how did you get wired?

How did that, you know, how did that happen? I would love to find one of those. We're doing that Monday, biggest problem Dutch show. I'm sorry, Patreon.com slash the Dix show. And then we did a biggest problem with Andy Signore. Do you remember him at all? Yeah, he called in like Signore or something. Signore is that what it is?

I think he's Italian. He looks Italian. Yeah. Last time you were in like five years ago, was when he got fired from screen junkies for like having sex with this woman. Yeah, she said that he was horrible and, you know. In bed?

They never say that. They never add that part. Well, that's, but just, you know, if you're a horrible person, that's okay. But I mean, that's yet either way, if I were him, I never add that part. Well, that's, but just, you know, if you're a horrible person, that's okay, but I mean, that's, yeah, either way, if I were him, I'd take great offense if that was the implication. Yeah.

Women have, they never insult your dick after they've fucked you. Yeah. Right? Because that's on them. Right. Right. I, oh yeah, he's a real fucking bad guy.

And he pressured me. Oh, and he had a small dick, right? I wouldn't say know. Yeah. He's a real fucking bad guy. And he pressured me. Oh, Andy had a small dick, right? I wouldn't say that. Yeah. Um, I wouldn't go so far as to say that. Yeah. Right. Uh, oh my god. You fucked him. Uh, so anyway, that was like at his worst. Yeah. Now he's, he's getting 30,000, 35,000 people watching him watch Johnny Depp Amber heard stuff. Oh,000, 35,000 people watching him watch Johnny Depp, Amber Herd stuff. Oh, wow. 35,000 like he didn't like livestream during the trial. Yeah.

Yeah. Huge. So he brought his audience over to our biggest problem. So it was like, you know, soccer moms. Oh my God. Oh my God. That was a really good behavior. Vito was nervous the entire time.

Really? Yeah. I don't think, I mean, I don't know how many. You've just lied to an entire fan base. I know, I was like, if they do it next week. And when again, you can't keep up this ruse. No, not at all. Why did you even start?

You're gonna lose, you're gonna, the ones, you're gonna, who get it? You're gonna keep all the other ones are gonna go instead of going last week, who get it? You're gonna keep all the other ones are gonna go instead of going last week, they're just gonna go next week. Yeah, I don't, I really don't know why I played along with it. I should have done, I should have just gone, as hard as possible.

I just tried to make Andy quit, like we do in the past. We do, I always heard from lawyers that the first year of law school is the one they just try to fucking kill you. Oh, yeah. To weed you out. Yeah. That's probably true.

My dog threw up in my car. That makes me. Oh, really? Does she? And she's remarkable ability. She doesn't the car all the time though. So she doesn't normally get most in sickness and things like that. She likes the car, right?

I mean, I don't know about like. Well, I mean, is she like always nervous, panting, pacing? No, no, she's, so she likes the car. I think I mean, I don't know about like, well, I mean, is she like always nervous, I think, pacing. No, no, she's, so she likes the car. I think she must have ate someone's retainer at this Mexican restaurant we went to and it was her cheese and hair and stuff. Pretty straight. It's probably.

Yeah. Hi, because as I was picking up, I dropped 80s girl off to go get some paper at the store and she starts freaking out and like foaming at the mouth. The paper store? 80s girl starts freaking out and like foaming at the mouth. The paper store? 80s girl starts freaking out and foaming at the... Yeah, the CVS. So the dog starts freaking out and foaming at the mouth. What?

What the hell is this? She hops back and throws up. I'm parked in the handicaps bar because that's my prerogative now. Okay. It's disabled American. Yeah. Until October. That's right, that's right. Yeah.

So she has this remarkable ability to throw up on the edges of the mat, all around, you know, all around the mat and the packaging. Like, okay. And I had, luckily I had a old t-shirt in the back. So I scooped up all the throw up. And that's why I identified the braces rubber bands and throw up. Really? Yeah. Piling it in there. You really saw like tiny little rubber bands that yeah. Yeah. rubber bands. I mean, if this is what I can identify and this is sure you ate something nasty. Yeah. We just went to lunch.

This was when? Oh, yesterday. I pile it all. I was went to lunch. This was win. Oh, yes, today. I piled it all. I was gonna have a nice sub-re weekend, but I didn't after this. I piled it all in a shirt, and then I got my crippled hand. So I'm having to hold the shirt, and I'm dragging her,

so I don't throw up in the car anymore. So you drag her over to this garbage can, and cross paths with this gorgeous woman that I've never seen a look of more discussed on. Oh, God. Like, looking at the dog and then following the dog leash up to me and it turning from like, oh, oh, oh, God. As I'm cradling this puke baby,

this dog food braces rubber bands, baby, the tongue of the trash. Yeah, that was nice. That was my weekend. I don't know. You have to better, did you have a better weekend than that? Well, it ain't over yet. That's very true.

Here's something else that makes me worried, okay. I had a legit conversation with someone who said that sex ed shouldn't be taught to people under high school. And I'm like, they were like, well, why would anyone do that? Because all this grooming shit is out of control now. What would be the point of, you mean like the teaching that everybody's a groomer that I do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's even the point? Well, you know, cause they can get pregnant. Yeah. That's the, yeah. And the parents don't wanna have that conversation with them. Right. Uh, and, uh, a lot of the parents don't even know what to tell them.

She goes, what do you mean they can get pregnant? That's, uh, that's a lie. Like this. Because what do you mean they can get pregnant as old as nine? Like, what do you mean? What do I mean? This is like, you need sex. Had what do you mean? What do I mean? You need sex head.

What do you mean? What do I mean? That's the whole point of this. That person was raised in that family who was raised in, yeah. You don't know. That's the problem. You're a fucking adult and you don't know the basics. That's the problem. Was this like the fucking guy who was like talking to a fucking woman

that said this to me. Yeah. Well, what's even the real reason to teach, oh, teach anyone under high school about sex. It's just for great kids, right? It's a long-time. It's kind of a fucking important thing to you. Jesus. Yeah.

Oh, that's a myth. That's a myth. Yeah. A myth. Yeah. Uh, well, that's a, that's a myth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How many people just expose themselves nowadays? Cause everybody has fucking diarrhea of the mouth. How many people just expose themselves as just being fucking morons? I can't believe you're that fucking stupid. The gas thing drives me nuts. They're like, well, these greedy companies,

like, what do you think? How do you think they even arrive at these figures? Like they're buying and selling futures contracts on gas when they start getting spoked, they bid them up and then buy them up so they don't get fucked so they don't get perma-fucked by missing out because they bid them up and like this. Well, that's what, it fucking happens immediately.

Yes, it happens immediately. It goes down slowly. Right, right. Just basics, basics. You remember all that stuff we sent to, I didn't even tell you about this. You remember all that stuff we sent to Merlodgic? No.

You remember when you called in, he's like, you didn't have pants or shoes? Yes. Every time you, I have no idea who these names are. I'm used to fucking like real names. Yeah. But then as soon as you remind me of the conversation, I'm like, oh, yeah, totally. I can hear his voice.

I can hear you. Oh, yeah. Let me see if Quirterings supposed to call in today to talk about his coffee. Let me see when the quartering. The quartering? I don't think the quarterings ever called in. So anyway, during that call with Merlogic, I kind of, people don't really understand, like Asperger's like I do.

Right, because he spent a million dollars on art. Yeah. There's all those little tells. Like, okay, you don't know. Yeah. You can't really, you can't, you can't estimate how much you spend or like how long something was going to happen. No, it doesn't.

Okay. Now, like I understand why you don't have shoes. Like you don't, right. You can't do it. All right. So, we sent him a bunch of, I sent him a, I got an Amazon, I made him like an Amazon wish list of gift cards.

Yeah. Oh shit, yeah, let me. Hey, Quadring. Hey, let me up. Fix the audio. There you are. All right. So, all right, I'm gonna tell the story, Sean,

he fixed your audio. So I entered all of Merlodgic stuff, all right, I'm gonna tell this story to Sean, he fix your audio. So, I entered all of Merlogic stuff into, Quatering, you know that guy that does the Wonderbread pornography drawing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so he didn't have any pants or shoes. He called, he's called into the show a bunch of times and we were trying to help him out.

But eight loves a Wonderbread. He was using bread for shoes. So, I set him up a wish list with Visa cards because that's the only thing he could spend. Yeah, he doesn't, you know. Because they're cash. Yeah, but they're very predatory. Oh, yeah, it's like a $4 fee.

If you want to get somebody a $25 card, it's like, well, we're charging a $4 convenience fee. $50 card is a $6 convenience fee. They just kind of rape you a little bit because you're very needy for that cash. So a bunch of people suddenly- There's also a different element to of- Right. It's a certain element of society that requires those.

It uses them, but they're also using a lot of knowingly and illegal activities too, which is why they get away with taxing the heart of them. Oh, really? Well, poor Merlagic, he doesn't have an Amazon account because he can't figure it out. He's like, well, I could use one if I just have to, I would have to create an account though,

and I don't know how to do that. Can somebody make him one and send him the login and password and be trusted not to, not to fuck around in there? No. No. So, see, see, I would, I would do that. But then he doesn't, you don't know if he can log in

and like work it and you can only, you can only hand hold so much. I mean, no, you have to, he doesn't have shoes. Like, remember? He doesn't have shoes and pants. I'd walk him right up to the cliff, but he's gonna have to jump off. So everybody's not the right analogy. Everybody's sending him these gift cards that he can use.

He can't use Amazon cards. So he's sending him gift cards. Yeah. And I accidentally bought a bunch of shipping stuff, like labels and bags. I went on Amazon the next day and bought a bunch of shipping stuff like bags to mail shirts and stickers to do labels.

And but I accidentally had his address. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, because that's what deliver to that, because that was the last thing that you sent. Yeah, and it wasn't your default delivery. Look buddy, yeah. We're gonna try to return this.

I know you've never used it. Oh, dude. Oh my God, there's no way. Cut your losses. Just fucking give him the shirts. But it was like 40, it was just bags. He's like, well, what? Yeah, I don't know.

What do you want me to do with this? He is what you do because of San Amazon and you don't care. Yeah, I'm just saying you don't care. Yeah. Just say you never got them. Yeah. I should have done that. So I tried to, there'll be like, nope, here it's a verified delivery photo. Here's a, oh that's what they, oh you're right, they take the photos.

They do know, yeah. They also open gates here. The Amazon, every Amazon driver will go through and yeah, I've noticed they open my gate. I have a dog. So that's like asking for a catastrophe. Oh, because they want to put it not just because like your front porch is just wide open. Yeah, they want to put it somewhere. You know, California, like package stuff where I live is in a thing because they get shot. But like, yeah, it's a real, I wish that they would publish the real numbers, because it would probably

be astonishing. How many get stuck? How many package thefts there are? There's huge, I know you guys probably know this, but I was pretty shocked to find out that there are neighborhoods where they just don't deliver. And they put these like, these are real boxes. Yeah, they put these like Amazon lockers and you have to go to like the central location because package stuff is so bad that they just don't go.

It's not even about getting shot. It's like the package stuff. Does that that? Well, you walk out on your front porch, they take your shoes. Nobody stole my Merlogic stuff. So I scheduled a delivery. And he's like, okay, I'll wake up early and make sure they get it. Like, buddy, you don't have to wake up early.

It's okay. I'm worried about it. So he sends me this big thing and like Pan they get it. Like, buddy, you don't have to wake up early. Yeah, it's okay. I'm worried about it. So he sends me this big thing and like a panicked thing. Like I gave it to the UPS guy, but he said that it's not going to work. Like he has no idea what I'm talking about and they're just going to take it back to the main sorting facility and throw it away. And so, well, did you ask like if he's supposed to pick the packet? Because you can schedule a pickup.

So did I miss something? You peed off the return. Didn't have his on deliver it. Yeah, and then I scheduled a return. So he didn't have to go anywhere. So they come to you and check it out. But you gave us GPS. Yeah, well, the Amazon, that's what they do.

Yeah. They send a guy out to pick it up specifically. All right. I said, well, did you ask if he was there to pick up a package? And he goes, yeah, he said he was not. I said, okay, that was the, oh boy. That's okay. That was the, oh boy. That's probably what that was the miscommunication. If you're buying shipping supplies, dude, you should be looking at how you line anyway,

just so, you know. Oh, yeah. It's, I mean, I don't know how much you do, but there's stuff as much cheaper. The only drawback is you have to pay for shipping. It's all baked in on Amazon anyway. I'm trying to never do it again. It's such a pain in the ass. Every shipment comes every every shipment that goes overseas. There's like a 50 50 chance. It either just

goes missing into a void or like it'll show up three months later. Like those somebody will get a call in three months saying, Hey, come pick up your shirt and you have to pay taxes on $20 worth of it. Or we'll get sent to the worst part. It's for your merch, right? Yeah. So like, that's why I won't sell the coffee internet. Is this, is this the show? Yeah, this is the show, yeah.

I want to hear about coffee. Yeah. I can't coffee. I can't say. Well, so many of my viewers, like early on everyone that's buying it is like a fan of the channel or want to support. But obviously down the line, you hope that actual people buy it that don't know me. But there are so many people that are like, dude, you don't ship here, you don't ship

there. I'll pay, I had people pay $50 to ship an $18 dollar per acre coffee. Jesus. And then, but then that's exactly it. I'm like, it's not that I want to exclude you. Believe me, I want to make money. I want to grift you. But you're already a fan, it's super expensive and you're not that far off. It's like some countries, it's legit, 50, 50, you have no clue.

It was ever delivered and you're right sometimes to get it. They know it. They get taxed. Yeah. Or sometimes I get an address like House Third third house past church, whatever, whatever, Guatemala or something, I'm like, there's no fucking way. There's no way. And then it gets delivered.

Like yeah, got here fine, totally fine. That's always how we do it. Mexico, you never know. Oh yeah, so what's your, it's coffee brand coffee? Oh yeah, that's my current grift is coffee. I'll tell you what, it's going really well. And I know like there's like the influencer coffee meme. Yeah, but like I tried to do it.

Yeah, you did you give up on that? I mean, it's just like, it's so much work. Like, what do I want to do? Comedy or sell coffee? It's good. And the shit I got back. Yeah, it was good. But then I had to split it with a bunch of people.

You're doing it all yourself, aren't you, Cordy? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's, and I also like, so it's a little different. Like, it's very easy for influencers to make a few bucks, like drop shipping. And like, it's totally legit. It's not like a weird burn to be like, all people drop shift coffee.

So what? Especially if they try to pick a good coffee that they like and whatever. I'm just doing it a little different or like I have the whole facility. You know what I do? I'm bringing in the beans. I'm bringing in the tea, cocoa, all that stuff

into my facility and then we're roasting it there. So like when the order gets made we roast the coffee so like I now there's so many reviews on the website for like all the products even the tea just launched last week but the reviews are starting to come in like I don't have to sell it that hard anymore I just tell people like go look at the reviews because like the stuff is really good's super fresh. And it'd be nice if I didn't have to do so many Rage Shadow Legends ad reads. Yeah, right. Not that I don't love my sponsors and stuff, but it just hits different.

Yeah, but I fucking hate those games. Like honestly, they're my least favorite part of the internet. Like all those Sean, have you seen those ads? You know, you're not on any social media, are you? No, I don't fucking know social media. So these thing companies show these ads for games that look like they would be a lot of fun.

Like there's math related and there's like puzzling. But then anyone got me. It was like, oh, solve the puzzle. That's a good one. That's a good one. They all every single one gets me. And then even guys now, like guys guys live going this is the actual game. This isn't a scam like all those other times you see this ad. And you go down, let it. Same game.

Yeah. It's like the actual game is just you sitting there clicking on little houses to upgrade them and then waiting for them to upgrade and spending money. Yes, you definitely played them. Yeah. God, you could suck it and you do this shit for like an hour to play one little puzzle game where I would pay 50 bucks for the fucking puzzle game and of it by itself. Just basically like 100 levels. And I could just enjoy it. Yeah. I mean, like, so fortunately, Evannie isn't a sponsor, but it's clearly the game you're talking about. I don't like it.

Yeah. And I got so sucked into that, I spent money, I will admit it. But I was like, suddenly I was like, damn, this is stressful. Now it's this game, I'm getting text notification. It's a good job. Yeah, your shit's under attack, your channels under attack. And then they're like, but in your mind, like, well, I spent time and money. So this is like my investment is under attack.

Yeah. So now I have to get back in. So I just deleted it. It's a really fun. It's like the puzzles. I like the puzzles. Those are fun. It's and there's this like nihilistic level that I hated on where there's just so much human

Resource resource management cycles being totally wasted trying to like addict people addict people to this process Like that people are kind of born to want to do for the chance that they'll spend $10 on some fake bullshit token Yeah, it's really it's really horrible My wife is one of the anti whales bullshit token. It's really, it's really horrible. My wife is one of the anti whales. She's on, she's like on level 9,000 something of candy crush, never paid a dime. She's like ruining their lives. But there was this, I wish I knew what it was called, but there was this YouTube video that kind of got leaked from a mobile app

Convention, okay? Mobile app developers talking other mobile app developers about literally whale hunting. It's still on YouTube. I'm sure they try to find people who will get addicted to and blow a bunch of money in there. They go through all the science of basically. And then they break down like how many like Saudi princes, princes and like oil people spend like a hundred thousand dollars a week. And like a lot of these games are designed, if you got to watch it, it's like low tech, but it's like from a few years ago, it's pretty good. They talk about, they share some of the numbers.

It's like our entire game is designed around finally one of these lunatics, who is like, gets addicted and spends like, I mean, you saw like DSP. We saw publicly how much money he spent. And he's like mentally, he's not all there. I don't think so. But he would bankrupt. Like he would bankrupt. I had to publicly disclose he was spending thousands of dollars on this.

So yeah, it's, we're more classified gambling where you never win anything. He's just dump on him to it. Yeah, all you win is a dopamine hit. Yeah. Like, you know, that there's, I got like kind of hooked on one of these slot machine games

that like I advertise and I spent like 500 bucks and I was like, wait a minute, I'm not even winning real money. Like what is happening here? Cause I would get drunk, you know, I've talked to my Google Play account. Click. You know, like, I love when you get drunk and start posting online. That's my favorite. If I never drunk posted a half of that, no, three quarters of the embarrassing shit or ammunition used against him by either political side wouldn't exist. Oh, yeah. What's the, I always hear one.

I don't know. Pissing in your basement. That's one. Pissing in your basement. That's always kind of a weird one. Like I thought that was, I thought they have drains for that kind of thing. Are you pro? Is it pissing in the basement or?

What's that? Are you pro, you know, pissing in the basement? I need some context for pissing in the basement or? What's that? Are you pro, you know, pissing in the basement? I need some context for pissing in the basement. I have a finished part of my basement. I don't know if you guys have basements where you live or not, but most people don't, but some do. Yeah, okay. So maybe that was like part of the reason that it took off.

So well, I don't know, but it's not that on comp, like I have an unfinished part of the basement, a big drain in the floor. Instead of walking all the way upstairs, I had to piss. I just piss on the drain while it was live streaming, big fucking deal. That's what I say. Yeah. I carry no shame for it.

And it's such a weird own. Like, they're all pipes. They're all pipes. Right, they're all, yeah, because they're on the, yeah. Yeah, like it is such a weird thing. So then like Ethan Klein has done like a half a dozen videos about it. And so all his like, you know, his little cronies. I'm like, are you passing in the basement?

Yeah, like it's such a weird, I don't even care. Like I'm the one that willingly offered that information. That guy's weird. Klein. He's got mental issues undoubtedly. I feel bad for him. Yeah. All the time, dude,

imagine being a multi-millionaire, your job is literally doing the least work possible. And you just hate, you hate fuck your life. Yeah, he's to the core. Okay, speaking of leaks, here is, let me pull up this one that I got from your Twitter the

other day. I seem kind of interesting to talk about. Unhinged Twitter employees coordinating to ban lives of TikTok. So there's this account, you've heard of this one. I've heard of that. Oh, shit. I don't agree with a lot of her takes, but she does release interesting videos of teachers

who go way over the line. Yeah, yeah. Talking about their sexuality with kids and encouraging them to. So here is the, here is from a Slack channel, I guess, at Twitter, saying if we de-platform this account, we might erode trusts in our platform from users who already think we are

irredeemably biased against conservatives. I mean, we successfully de-platformed Trump. Just that statement on its own. I mean, we successfully de-platformed Trump. We need to do more. Yeah, exactly. I don't think. Go ahead.

I was gonna say that first comment too is like, I think that's like the mode G is like indicating that that's a sarcastic statement. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah.

We're irredeemably biased against conservatives. Yeah, it does look sarcastic. I mean, we successfully de-platformed Trump. I don't think de-platforming lives of TikTok is gonna cause a mass exodus, but I guess it may not be in our fiduciary interest to enact a death in a high profile account right now. Who are these people? Employees Twitter.

Just regular employees. Yeah, it's crazy how many slack channels I've seen like this from people who are who's job primarily at any big technology company seems to be complaining about racism and anti-racism. Trans people are being targeted for genocidal violence during pride. Can you genocide a trans people? Right. They don't reproduce. I don't know if you.

Well, they do kind of reproduce like like wear wolves. They're my last kids and then the kids become. Remember that card game boy? I know you like playing magic. Did you play rage? Are you old enough to remember? No, no, what's that? I put wear wolf and mafia. Yeah. Well, rage was this game that was put out by upper deck. And it had the coolest cards I've ever seen. And then they had flip cards back when, remember when Magic released Flip Cards and they were like, so cool. Yeah. Yeah.

Rage had it like, you know, in 1994. This is from like, 94. I collect like dead card games. Anyway, go on. Yeah. It's a game that might be fun to look at. Rage. Like I said, our expectations are low given that when James DeMore came on with his

transphobic misogyny, Twitter gave him a verified badge and let him and let him go by fired for truth. Oh, yeah. I apologize. I was not speaking from my own perspective, but applying a commentary on how leadership has behaved recently. I could have phrased that better and will be more conscious in the, oh, this guy's apologizing.

I yelled at. Yeah, I yelled at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I despise and despair the activity that is currently flourishing on our platform and empowering white supremacist fascists to act with impunity and conducting harmful emotional and physical violence on trans folks. And the broader LGBTQ plus community nods got you. Thanks for clarifying. God damn.

You know that with that lives person, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got like docks and it's hacked. Shit. It's weird. Yeah, people get so angry all the time. I think, I do think, I've told her to, by the way, that I think, I don't know what you guys think about this.

Some people maybe say it's being a pussy or whatever, but I said it's like for her own protection to stay platformed and also like you know it's a you could you can do a little less harm is like you know when you list these list these tic-tocks and tweets from insane people like just blur out their name oh yeah you could probably see yourself a ton of yeah if you just did that and that. And I still think you could make your point. The point stands the same, you know. Yeah, yeah, that's true. There's that. And I think she goes too far with just

that they're gay sometimes. Yeah, I think, oh my God. Sometimes in context, the polls are always 100% in context, but sometimes that context is like, I don't like the, yeah, I see what you're, you know, I mean, I know, I think I agree with what you're saying. I don't, like, so if they're just quirky and gay, like who cares? That's not like,

when they're like, oh, I've shown my children, my genitals, and I want them to show me mine, then, okay, then we agree that that's. There you go. She just posted about a teacher who has had her kids taken nude selfies and class. I saw that. I know. Our teacher. Yeah, it's like, okay, you can get publicly shamed, that's fine.

But then there's one I saw like a gay dude, he's like, yeah, I talked about my husband, she's like, look at this shit, oh that's not, that's okay. That seems okay. Yeah, pretend that's all the same. Yeah, it's not all the same. I saw that new selfie art teacher one.

What am I? It's weird. I don't like, I think that it's important to show the, look, you can be weird and be a teacher. That's okay. And if you have weird takes on your personal Twitter, I don't know necessarily that a TikTok you put out shows me how you run your classroom. But when they're like also saying, well, I tell my kids this and that, well,

I don't know if they really are, or are you just doing it for cloud? Because that's a hell of a thing, too. Yeah, that's part of it, too. So are you going after black rifle coffee with your stuff? Because they're like super anti, like ironically anti second amendment, like they don't like conservatives. Am I getting that right? No, you know. Well, okay.

So like, I know both their owners and they've been very kind to me. But they're debacle definitely inspired it. I'll say that they had that New York Times piece come out, right before they went public, that essentially was like, of many of the people that drink their product felt attacked because they were basically like, we don't want these racists,

and it felt like they were post-signing a lot of the media narrative about people. Now he says, Evan, that CEO tells me privately, they're both Jewish or one of them, Evan's Jewish. And he was like, I was legitimately getting like weird anti-Semitic stuff. And I don't fuck those people. Is that new? I doubt it, right?

I just said, it doesn't look good when you go do a New York Times interview. You drifted off this at all, right? And you drifted off this, like, Sam Hines had the only appropriate response to a reporter. Like, that's what I will tolerate. Yeah. Yeah. Secretly reporting it. Yeah. And just answering with nonsense. Yeah. Or send a picture of your balls or whatever the case is. But yeah, that was really bad. It's really just about like, it's in X, it's like tied to me and it will be, but I hope that like after my 15 minutes of fame on the internet goes away,

like it can still exist as a company. That's why it's not, you know, a quartering brand. That's why it's not like liberal tears, flavor. I think that stuff's all cringe. Look at all these guys spend all this money launching coffee fee, a literal coffee company called coffee fee. I was like, that's a dumbest shit ever. Like, people on the right are just as cringy as people on the left at the time. Sure, sure. And like, I was like, what, first of all, no one even remembers that now.

Good branding. It is. Right. Now you're gonna have to, nobody's gonna remember in 20 years. Yeah, branding. Yeah. Right. Now you're going to have to know but he's going to remember in 20 years. Yeah. That's how I feel about. You went to like Gina Carano's new movie and hung out with their and stuff, right? Like that's what that whole right wing movie studio that they're always trying to it seemed like they've it seems like they've been trying to bootstrap like a right wing Hollywood for ever. I mean, like 12 years I've been hearing about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It never works out because it's always like all this. It's always all this cringey,

hyper political statements. Yeah. It just never goes anywhere. Like they never, they never produce an actual product. Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, I think the daily wire, like, I think if I, like, unironically rated their movies, they would all be solid sevens, six or sevens. Yeah. They're not amazing, but there's something. Yeah. And I've seen them all and they are not, like, overtly political in any way. They have strong female characters leading them, but they don't feel like Mary Seuss. But also, it feels a little weird too, like pay us for our movies to own the lips.

Like, I don't like that either. Yeah. Well, pay us for our movies because they're good. Because they're good. Yeah, right. That's all I want. Like, I think if they make good movies, I support it 100 percent, but I just don't want to see, like, I wrote all I want. Like I think if they make good movies, I support it 100%. But I just don't wanna see, like I wrote this book to piss off trans people by it.

Like I, I don't know. I've grown less, I see through that more nowadays. You're just asking me for money. Yeah, me too. I mean, it's different donation. It's really starting to annoy me too. Like this owning the lib shit.

You guys, you seem to, it seems like absolutely anything will distract you from getting just kind of the basics. Of what you like the more, the more, the more unaffordable houses get and the higher gas goes, it's like it becomes more important to worry about stupid shit that does not matter like gay beers. Well, I think I know. I think they put a gay, these companies are putting gay flags, but then in Saudi Arabia, like, bro, it costs fucking $7 for a gallon for gas.

Who the fuck cares what they're doing in Saudi Arabia? Who fucking cares? Yeah. I think subconsciously everybody kind of gets that they're really powerless. Yeah. Again, I've always said that you can't do anything about the big fucking problems because it's I think subconsciously everybody kind of gets that they're really powerless. Again, I've always said that you can't do anything about the big fucking problems because it's all against you. I mean, maybe you could if you stopped getting distracted by every little fucking thing

that they do. I mean, then at least you would have a shot. I just think the huge problems in society are unfixable with where we currently are as like a species. Maybe so. So it's like, I'm gonna let's be in kiss and buzz like, I don't fucking care. Do you have a video on the lesbian kiss quartering?

I know you have videos like, you are the problem I'm talking about. There's a coffee flavor. Lesbian kiss. Dark roasted. Do you have any gay flags in your coffee? Do you have any gay beans? Right. Talking about coffee flavor, lesbian kiss, dark roasted. Do you have any gay flags in your coffee? Do you have any gay beans? Right.

All my beans are gay. Okay, that's good. Yeah. The, my position has softened over the years now to where like when I talk about it, it's more like, so give me an example. Like I might have made that lesbian kiss video five years ago. I don't think I really took that position this time. My position's just, okay, have the gay kiss.

Leave it in in Saudi Arabia if you want me to believe that you're truly a ally. Yes, and they did. Oh, they did? Oh, wow. Why did they do that? I don't know. It's a computer. They could have just put a guy in.

That was dumb. They actually did. And I think in China too. And then like the Spider-Man, like China wanted to statue Liberty gone and like Sony sat and that would have been an easy thing to cut. Yeah. And Sony didn't do it. So like I try to give props where like, okay, if you are an ally, then all right.

You know, cool. I support that. At least respect it for walking the walk. I'm a wary of that too. So I'm like, well, I don't, you're I still don't trust you. I don't trust you more that you pretended to have convictions. This I'm not getting this time. Well, let's let's yeah, let's see. I still love you. It's like they it's something. Yeah, I guess it is. You know, I think you can't keep saying that you're a huge ally and that when you suffered none, when you're constantly cutting this stuff out.

Like I think, again, my position is to sell the hot dog. Like, shut up and sell me the product. I don't care about like any of, what point do you think it was like 2006, 2008, when when did like I don't know where you I'm almost I'm 39. I was young when I was like 1819. First being liberal was being anti-corporation, anti-sensorship, anti like they for a long time. And you never knew companies, political leanings were or who they donated money to. Then suddenly that became like the most important thing.

Yeah. Well, they've always, they've always funded campaigns and candidates and law and, you know, legislators and I think people our age got into, got embedded in Silicon Valley with hyper liberal views. They got embedded in Silicon Valley and are using, like, you know, like you saw on that slack thing, they're just using, they took the, they took the shield of, of oppression because it is so invincible and used it to just enact these acts of petty tyranny over. Well, basically the whole earth. Yeah, yeah. You're not wrong.

It's extremely weak people that found this hack to become super powerful in one's hyper-specific way. Yeah. But the, first of all, seeing those conversations, I worked in tech. I worked at an internet marketing agency for 10 years, we had hundreds of employees. We did not have a company slack child where people shit on the company. This is not a thing that normal people do. When there was like three or four,

did you guys see the SpaceX story? Where they fired Elon Musk, Elon fired them right away, right? Yeah, like, yeah. That's how the real world works. Not Silicon Valley is different, but like, yeah, they put out this, oh, Elon bad, he needs he's making a slick bad. He's like, you're fired. That is how that's traditional. I mean, you can't just put up PR statements against your boss.

Yeah, you cut the cancer out. Cracked it. You're like, the big, this big cryptocurrency company. They're like, yeah, we, out of 3,000 people, pretty much 30, we're the fuckheads, and we fired them. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think it also comes from like, in the, during the dotcom,

and shortly after these Silicon valley companies would do anything anything that didn't cost anything to keep to bring employees in like they have all that foosball take the shit yeah yeah and we cut your hair like we're bringing a haircut mobile. I remember that free yeah that's that's a good limited vacation we did to hire people yeah the reality is once you work there you could couldn't take off anyways. Right. Because then someone would grab your shit. Google pioneered this culture. And then part of that is just placating the most craziest ideas you have about, what do you think is going on with the world?

That's really, I mean, it's free to encourage this, right? Sure. It doesn't cost us anything to... Yeah. How many people do you think are gonna get asked? Okay, let me ask you guys this question, two-part question. First part, do you think Elon is actually gonna

complete this purchase? And if so, how many people will get fired like day one? Wow, the Twitter purchase? Yeah. Where is that at? He's, the last time I saw, that I haven't kept up on it. He was asking for, he's trying to figure out how many posters are bought.

Our boss. Yeah, he wants to, because he wants to know the actual numbers and stuff and in order to fucking negotiate the price. Right. So many, most people do that before they put it in offer. Yeah. But he wants, he wants to do it in the public, I think.

Yeah. I understand why he wants to do it in the public, I think. Yeah, I understand why he wants to do that. Yeah. He gave them the data last week, seven to 10 days ago, they gave them the access and we've heard nothing since then. I think they'll take whatever offer he gives them after looking at the bots. If only for two reasons,

one to keep the bot data private. Yeah. Because it's probably enormous. Could be. And two people. It's probably more than 20%. I would. Yeah. What were they saying? Like, was it like five? Five. That's what I thought. Which is why I heard. If it's wrong and they knew that, they filed that with the SEC. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, not to fail to do anything because they're so busy, like, they're so busy going after one or two cryptocurrency exchange, forcing, forcing all crypto people onto obvious Ponzi schemes. Yeah.

Anyway, that's one reason and the other reason is I think if they don't accept his offer this stock will like plummet. Because what the hell else? I think if it don't accept his offer this stock, we'll like plummet. Because what the hell else? I think if it falls apart, yeah. Oh, yeah. What do you think? I think he made the offer to get the data out there and he never really cared about buying it.

Oh, yeah. I think he thought, if I put together this purchase, I can reveal the data. Now, I'm not saying he put in the offer with no intent to buy it, I just think he doesn't care. Like this guy is launching rocket ships. You think he gives a shit about Twitter? Like, he's got to have a newspaper though.

Why is there no better propaganda arm than owning a newspaper aggregator? Yeah, the biggest in the world. Why is he, what does he care? If he isn't really interested in buying it, what's the advantage to getting the, the numbers out? And bots just to expose it. Yeah. Yeah. Just to go like this is all a joke. Yeah. I think he's more interested in getting the, and get finally getting some subsidies, like all the shitty EV cars, all his competitors are getting tons of money. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't get any, he doesn't get, I don't know where you've ulcered.

Go ahead, sorry. Yeah, I don't know where you guys are at. Like I'm a Tesla owner, but I'm not one of those people who think it's the best thing ever, I don't know if you're sitting on the planet. Let's get all that out there, right? I drive it because it's the fastest production car on the planet.

Yeah. But it is so frustrating to see our government like give forward and all these people, all these subsidies. Yeah, I'm like, and then cut Tesla out. And then a lot of people who didn't like Tesla's originally to see our government like give forward and all these people all these subsidies. Yeah. And then cut Tesla out. And then a lot of people who didn't like Tesla's originally, well, they wouldn't even exist through one for subsidies.

Okay, fine. That's probably true, but you know, that's true of a lot of things. And now the fact that they're giving them to like everybody else, but Tesla is annoying. They won't even say Tesla. Like that's what annoys me. Like, oh, Ford and GM, like you guys won't even say Tesla. That's what annoys me. Like, oh, Ford and GM, you guys won't even say Tesla. Yeah, Biden said at one point, he was like, something like Ford, Ford is the number one shipper of EV cars in America or something like that.

Yeah. And their numbers, they had shipped like, I don't know what it was, but it was some enormous difference. Like, there were 200,000 Model 3 shipped in a single month and four shipped like 20. It was like, it's just a flat out lie. Well, in California, it's kind of a non-starter because our government uses electricity against us.

Yeah. Yeah. They do it on purpose to harm us. Cutting the power grid and like using basic, like basic resource management is something that we always have to, we always have to be protective for. So I think it's, I mean, I don't know why it's better

you Sean, but electric cars here seem like just a non-starter for that. Like as soon as the grid goes down, you're done. Yeah, we have blackouts every year. We have fucked up energy problems every year. Well, it's because no one will embrace nuclear power. Everyone's afraid and mostly women. The country needs more nuclear power, significantly more nuclear power. Yeah.

It's far cleaner than burning coal. But nobody wants to live next to a nuclear reactor. And I guess I understand that. I do it. Here is, let's see, here's when I have a nice house. I do it. I brought in man jailed in the UK for posting memes of George Floyd. This is a WhatsApp and Facebook. This is the Nazi pug. This is Daniel all over again.

I don't know if this was as clever as a couple of those. Feeling a former West America police officer who's been jailed for 20 weeks for sharing 10 memes about George Floyd sending grossly offensive messages. Wow. Judge by the name of Tan Ikram says you were a prison officer. I have no doubt you would have received training in relation to diversity and inclusion. Why? Why would you have no doubt that they received that training? You're a cop. You undermine the confidence, the public, wait a minute. In the UK, what the fuck does George Floyd have anything to do with the UK?

Well, I don't know. I mean, it's in. The person who made a complaint left the group chat and post, oh my God. And posted screenshots on Twitter with the caption former work colleague, now serving police officer sent these in a group chat. We hope there is there. We hope what hope is there in police

in the UK sharing these. Can we see these things? Of course not. Oh, that's what I really want to see. Oh my God. That's like the embodiment of the gas is $10 a gallon in the UK. Mm-hmm. And you're worried about memes. Do you have a war going on on your, on your Eastern borders? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You have a massive immigration problem, but memes. I wonder what it was.

It'd be something about Juneteenth. I don't know. Well, was this just happened? Yeah, it says it just happened, man, jailed. I don't know. Somebody sent it to me this week. Yeah, June 14th. Oh, yeah. Back days ago.

Oh, I'm sitting in jail. Like what a ridiculous, what are you in for? Of course, Floyd. Yeah, me, me, me. Yeah. Oh, you killed him? No, no, just posted memes. I put, I can't breathe when I spelled it with a app.

Go ahead, yeah. Group chat. No. Hey, you with memes. I put I can't breathe when I spelled it with a F- Go ahead, yeah. Group chat. And that was it. Did you see Vince McMahon? A little bit. Okay, so Vince McMahon, he got in trouble for trying to get a blow job from a female referee in like the 80s. Like the first female referee.

He's in trouble for that back then. I literally saw a headline, did not read it, know nothing about it other than, well, of course, I can't believe it hasn't happened to him before. No, she, you know what, he's, Rita has a billionaire. Chatterton was the first female rep in the 80s. She got into Vince's limo to discuss her contract, but what was before? That's what she was doing. Yeah, because you go into some somebody's limo to discuss contracts.

It was a business meeting. What the fuck under what circumstances are women allowed to blow you anymore? You got a nice limo. Let's celebrate. You're a new team here. I'm a little here, initial here and here. I need your left thumbprint. He's out.

He stepped down as the CEO over this. Oh, no, really. Well, I mean, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I'm sure fuck these hoes. She got into Vince's limo to discuss her contract, but it was forced to have oral sex. I bet she was for sure. She was forced. You remember that every detail from 30 years ago too. Well, 40. Then it says he raided. But she was forced to have oral sex to save her career. Right. So not forced, but decided to save a career when she didn't agree. Oh, what? Then he, oh yeah, he's allegedly raped her that night. Is this being reported? The rate that's less funny. Yeah. Well, what is that? How does that timeline even work? She refused to have orals. She refused to suck his

talk. So she was in the, she was in the, says, that night. I guess, I guess in the limb of, yeah, raped her that night later that night. So they went out and found her something. She doesn't say later that night. Rape true that night. Yeah. Okay. So it was the same night. She turned him down for the blowy. And now, so was it five minutes later? Sorry, like clear, is it? Well, what's crazy about the moment? He's already paid $3 million to cover this up. Oh my God.

And then she decided that wasn't enough? Yeah, is that the case like, oh wait, this is a different. She's not a good negotiator. So we already know that. Yeah, she couldn't even say no to sex. But the 3 million settlement for former employee and anyway, yeah, I mean poor guy. I don't know. Obviously if he raped here, it's less funny.

But like, it's not okay. But like, you never know anymore. It's like this is 40 years ago. Yeah. What are you supposed to do with this? Remember when they were doing the Kavanaugh thing and they brought it on that lady. Kavanaugh, I don't know how old he was at the time, Supreme Court Justice. Yeah, the college age or something or.

Yeah, and the process of the woodwork who submitted memories of 50 years ago, meeting in one time. And then she starts to go fund me and makes a lot of money. I was like, how do I don't care what political, like this woman is doing harm. I think she's like, I'm not saying there isn't women out there who come forward years later, but wait, sure seems like most of them are liars. Yeah, I mean, I think we just kind of have to agree. Look, if you're going to do your whole thing, like when the guys on TV 24, seven, we just

don't really have a plan for that. It's just not, we can't, we can't. Sorry. Sorry, you should have done it before. Wish it didn't happen, but we just, we don't have the capability to handle this. Well, that's how the politicians are so sleazy on both sides. You know, they're like, they don't have any morals whatsoever. No.

Because normal people be like, dude, it was 50 years ago. I just don't believe you. Yeah. Like, when you have a go-fun, mean, you're making money, you know, that I'm not saying it didn't happen, but you had 50 years, 40 years in Vince McMahon's case. I don't know. It's awfully, these things seem so well-timed and coordinated when all these people come forward. It's like, I don't know. I believe when you look at like Cosby, I think he did it. He definitely did it. But like, yeah. So that's a case for people.

Thank God. Thank God we got him in time. So he could not do it again. Right? He's almost 100. Oh wow. Yeah. God, I'm just in time. Thank God for that. Well, if I remember the timeline, I think it all kind of kicked off when Hannibal Burris did like a standup. It did. Like, yeah. He literally he outed Bill Cosby. Yeah. Because he was pissed off that Bill Cosby was shitting on like younger black people and he was like, yeah, at least like least I ain't a rapist, you know, basically. He kicked that whole fucking thing off.

That was, yeah. And then I think it's also like perfect that he's Cosby did some time in the clank. He's just a free man now. He's just like, do we get a show back? Maybe he's the real killer and the OJ thing. Oh, yeah. That's a good point. I actually, I don't think the shows are back on streaming services because I think the

reason he got out was just some corrupt, another corrupt politician was like, oh yeah. He gave me a sweetheart deal and they made him, they made him honor it. Yeah, the technicality was like, you're not allowed to bring this witness in in the future. Something like that, like some kind of, I mean, the technicality was like a law that they said they would look at the states and like, okay, well, we won't use this against you in the future if you. That's what I'm on side of.

I think you basically like unfastored them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then they, so like technically, if that was a deal, then that's what you got to do. Like I support him getting the government being forced to honor what they said. Yeah. But also like the dude was like a vile. I'd never get that like football players.

The green bit packers had a guy named Darren Sharper who was like, you get to walk to any bar in the state for 20 years and leave him on any one he wanted. Yeah, and they turns out he was raping women all across the country. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. He's a super bowl champion. Famous athlete, dragging and raping women. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's, otherwise he would have had to hear him talk.

Yeah. That's just a good point. He was just trying to shut him up. The sex was secondary. Yeah, he didn't want it, but he didn't know that was a byproduct. I can't like, I fuck, I already drugged her. Yeah. The sex was secondary. Yeah, he didn't want, but he didn't know that was a byproduct. I think I have fuck I already drugged her. The organization was totally true. That was like, that was almost shocking. He was like a, he was like a serial, rapist and rapist. Yeah, it's multiple states multiple women. Yeah, it was like, he just,

that was something he did. You know, I guess they just never thought that it would be a problem, right? Like that's probably, there was a lot of r You know, I guess they just never thought that it would be a problem, right? Like that's probably, there was a lot of Roofie going around and raping going around in that day. And now that social walls of Cheyenne, times are different now. It's suddenly. All the liberals snowflakes.

Now, yeah, ruining every, ruining rapes. Oh, God. And they gotta be kidding. Oh, you And they got to be careful. You remember when you were roofed and raped and I'm like, ah, yeah, no big deal. But now everybody, everybody. Well, I mean, but this was, yeah, we didn't know this is recent. Like this is like, how long has he been retired for? Like I mean, this is recent history.

Oh, it is. Oh, yeah, he wasn't, this wasn't the 60s. Oh, yeah. No, no, this was, yeah, this was like 2000s. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you get away with a roofieing. Have you ever been roofied? No. Yeah. Not that I remember. Because there's so many women out there lying about having been roofied when they just got really, really drunk. I don't know, I've never been that drunk. Oh, someone just slipped me something when you weren't looking and then didn't even try anything. I got okay.

I definitely got Roofy like eight years ago. Some guy tried to rob me. Oh really? Oh. There is no comparing it to drinking a bunch. It's very different. What did you, what did you feel the next day? I felt it was like the worst hangover of my life.

There were some other people at the bar who I said, I had just met that night. And this guy was known for doing that for like, drugging people and trying to rob them. No, she happened to be there. And is he wearing like a little mask and stuff? Everybody already knows that he's known for that. He was like, I don't know, like, you know, like if you live in a small town, there's always, there's like a couple of shit bags

that are like vocals. And they're like shit bags. Yeah, yeah. And like, so it was, nobody, it was like suspected that he did it. And then anyway, I started feeling really funny. And I was like, oh, he fucking did it to me. They, I left, they beat the shit out of him.

All the cops. Then cops showed up at my house, because they're like, you know, they said you were drugged. I don't remember much after that. Somebody take you home or something? I drove. Oh no shit. Yeah.

Wow. That's how I drove. And that's actually pretty impressive, that's a hydrov. It's actually pretty impressive. He made it. Yeah, the guy barely, the guy who did it was calling my phone. I don't know how he got my number. I mean, it left me like nine voice, and I was like, oh, I just, you know, I just wanted to catch up and see what happened if you. Well, that's how I got arrested.

Yeah, so you try to find a good voice. Yeah, wow. I was like, yeah so you try to find you the voice smells. Yeah. Wow. I was like, yeah, he went to prison for like six years. Wow. Yeah. I was like, here's the voice smells,

but the night the cops came, they were just like basically like, oh, I remember my first beer. I was like, guys, I've been drinking since I was two. Yeah. Yeah, I had one drink and I can barely stand.

I know the difference. Yeah. I know the difference. Yeah. I know the difference, but. Thanks for driving all the way over here. Yeah, thanks for doing literally nothing. Yeah, I'm very taken time out of you, so. I think they think it's like a just a hobby. Cops.

Roofing? They must. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just something I'm doing. Maybe, no big deal. Let's see, I got one more thing, I think. Here's, here's boomers.

Baby boomers have some advice for millennials. Oh, good. Stuggling to buy a home. Stuggling to buy a home. Cancel Netflix and stop ordering takeaways. You can talk about just, you get no clue. Just fucking no clue. More than half of baby boomers, those born between 1946

and 1964 believe that the luxury lifestyle choices made by young people are to blame for their inability to save enough money. Well, that's more than half, but that aligns perfectly with how I would think they would think they don't understand just how different it is. How much fucking money do you save on Netflix? $12 a month? Well, I think it's also that baby boomers have no idea that like, you know, seven out of 10 millennials are buried in $100,000 in college debt. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I think they think houses still cost like $40,000 too. Oh, yeah, no problem. No problem. I'm listing my house right now. We make the same wages as you did. Yeah, right, right. I only, yeah, I'm listing my house now and I bought it 12 years ago.

It's $210,000 more expensive than I bought it than when I bought it. I felt sick listing it at the price. Oh yeah. I was like, I was like, oh, it was so, I was like negotiating it at the price. Oh, yeah. Like, I was like, I was like, oh, it was so, I was like negotiating with the realtor. I'm like, oh, maybe I should just include the pool and the pool table and the watching mission. You dare fuck a hight condition.

I'm like, right, I was like, this is crazy. This is too much money. Like, why is it, why is it so high? And like, and that's just in only 12 years. Yeah. You're listing it right now. is it, why is it so high? And that's just in only 12 years. Yeah. You're listing it right now. Yeah, I don't have a choice.

I wanted to list the rates. Yeah, so this is the list right now. Andy Signore said that he was just buying a house or a condo or something. And this is like, this is like that crossover where the housing price is just streaming. Yeah, and now rates are screaming too. Right.

And the housing price haven't dropped yet. Yeah, it's like, oh my God, dude, that's like the worst time to buy. Yeah. Yeah, top of the market, rates. Yeah. All right. Yeah. My house should have been done in March.

So I would have been out of here, you know, way before all this stuff. I don't have a choice, you know what I mean? Yeah. The house is paid for, so whatever. And it's a, it's in a really good school district, so it'll be okay. Do you live in a small, like a small area? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. The more I travel around driving, there's so much, there are so many just better life experiences like in America than there are on the coasts. Oh yeah. You know, where everything's happening.

It's like, man, there's a lot of really pretty country, a lot of good people, a lot of just really pleasant places to live. Where are you gonna move? Are you leaving LA? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna live in a bunker one day. I'm just gonna not, not come out. Just, there's something romantic about like the van life, like living minimalist.

Yeah. Like, you know, cell phone, you know, you know, you know, I don't, I don't think that's romantic. It's cramped and stiff. Yeah, you know, can't get a good shower. And that little tiny coffin. It's more like I'm gonna go live in a tree house. Oh, you do?

Yeah. You could do that. I know. You could go on Airbnb and find a tree house. Yeah. Good for him. And with me, then you'll, you'll, I'm not going to the fucking any of it.

Desert. Yeah, that's the difference. It sounds like. Desert. Yeah. That's the difference. It sounds like my idea of hell. What's the difference of doing living in a tree and living in the desert? Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. You're all gross all the time in a tree. Alex.

Yeah. Sweaty. Yeah, it would be, I think, um, if I had to choose between the two, I think I would choose the desert. I couldn't handle it. I don't want the desert. I don't want to like the heat. I don't like any of that.

All right, Quatering. Thanks for calling in. I don't know. Yeah, thanks for having me. What's your coffee thing? Say the URL. Oh, yeah. Coffeebrandcoffee.com.

Just go read the reviews. That's all. And then, you know, appreciate you guys having me on and not how did you get on the coffee real quick? How did you, how did you get into a cop like you just say, I just want to get you have an internet presence, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. It was more about like, I had been getting so many advertising deals from coffee companies. Like the amount of money that they would pay me to like, show their coffee made me think about what are the things like, like I want to have my own VPN soon too, because like the amount of money these VPN companies pay

you to show them is insane, which means must mean that they make a fortune. And they're all like, white, white listing somebody else's software. So it's like, you're just managing the contracts and then you probably have some huge insurance policy. Oh, like, that's interesting. Anyway, so yeah, I kept getting all these like, big advertising deals from coffee companies and I was like, well, I'm gonna try to do my own thing with this, you know, and then so,

they turn to that and then tease and hot cocos and stuff like that. It's going pretty good. How many years has it been? Uh, two months. Brand new. Oh, brand new. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I am. Yeah. I'm on a money coffee. Coffee ran coffee. That is a fucking great name too. Yeah. I saw people make it funny. I'm like, I don't know.

Yeah. I like it. Coming from like from, I've, you know, real understanding some things about marketing and how to sell things to people and what people respond to. Yeah, I always remember it. I saw people making funny because it's like so ironic. Well, look, it's coffee brand. Oh, coffee.

You know, we're too cool for a name. That's fine. It's better than naming it like Excelsior Blend or some like, you know, freedom coffee. Freedom coffee or coffee fee or, you know, freedom coffee, freedom coffee or coffee or you know, AK 47 blend. Yeah. What about written house roast? Written house roast.

Yeah. Have you approached Kyle written house for a deal? I have not and I will not. Oh, why? He drinks coffee. Well, he drinks coffee. Oh, coffee. Yeah, and you know what's funny is he drank coffee and then black rifle coffee disavowed

him. I saw that. And then they didn't even name him. They said the boy from Kenosha or something like that. Yeah, that's that's low, man. Dude, if Hitler was wearing a coffee brand coffee t-shirt, I would say nothing about it. Like I don't care. Like, I mean, for the mean-

For a while. I don't know, I went straight to Hitler. It's just straight to Hitler. What about Hillary Clinton? We're like, Hillary Clinton. Yeah, if Hillary Clinton was caught with a, a, a, nice, with a big of coffee brand coffee, I wouldn't give a shit. Like, I don't really care.

You didn't do it. Yeah. You think't do it. Yeah. You think their wives made them do that? Whenever, like, CEOs say that shit, I always think, I call their wife made them do it. I don't know because it's such a weird, it's such a, such a weird, self-inflicted wound.

Yeah. It's hard for normal people to understand why in the hell you would even open your mouth. Yeah. Why are you just like, he was wearing a black rifle coffee t-shirt. You know what you could do? There's always an option and that is do nothing.

And most of the times, that's your best move. Yeah, like whenever all these celebrities are talking about how they're all giving a hot take on why expensive gas is either fine or like, we're complaining, like, you know, the, you know, the, the fact guy on breaking bad, what is his name, Dean Norris? Do I have that right? Uh, who played Hank? Yeah. Yeah.

He's like, oh, this is, I see all this complaining about gas, but this is capitalism. So if you like capitalism, like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. You could just say nothing, like you're not involved in gas at all. No, but then there's no reason for you to come out and say like, oh fuck you, you should love Cap. First of all, people.

First of all, people. They're surrounded by people who adore them and they start believing their own shit. Most of them. Why is it top of mind? Like with black rickshaw coffee, why is it the top of that guy's mind to get out in front of Kyle Rittenhouse? Like, motherfucker, no one's talking about it.

So somebody in your circle must be talking about it a lot. Yeah. Yeah, the gas thing was particularly infuriating to see like, it's always like the people at the most money too. Well, yeah, like George the Kai, to Kay. Yeah, or some, it's also like Republicans do this too, which is really annoying where most money too. Well, yeah. Like George the Kai. It's okay. Yeah. Or it's also like Republicans do this too, which is really annoying where they like, they're using like gas prices to like dunk on Democrats and stuff.

I'm like, bro, we're all suffering and we know and all of us know you're not. So like, yeah, just maybe shut the like, oh, yeah, oh, is it, oh, Biden's gasp price or her, it's like, dude, take that. I don't want to take that. Who gets fucked all of us? Yeah. Go to work and fix it for me, that dick wad. Like, you're the one who can do something about it.

It's so, I don't like cheering for the suffering of Americans using the suffering of Americans for like political clout. It's so dumb and shortsighted. Yeah. It's so dumb and shortsighted. Yeah. It's a cravin. Like I see the, I've seen so many Bitcoin people doing that this week too, like rooting for these Ponzi schemes to fail. Yeah. Oh, I know. Bro, you're fucking rooting for, you're rooting for like people who don't know any better to just lose all their cash because it's a win for you. Are you fucking crazy? Yeah.

It's a, did you, I imagine, did a show on the Luna stuff? I know, I didn't even talk about it. How do you not talk about that? That was the most crazy thing I've ever seen in my life. You made it up with a billion dollars in cash. I know. I've shan gabed this guy. This guy tried to do an algorithmic stable coin, but he did

it all, he did it all fucked up. And he collateralized it with Bitcoin. So when Bitcoin crashed, everybody ran on the, everybody made a bank run and found that I, I don't know if I can say for sure that it was a problem with the algorithm of the way it was generating this stable coin supposed to be always worth the dollar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which is important. Right. But this guy was also a huge asshole.

And apparently he what, he drained funds for weeks leading up to it. Yeah, probably because why was he pulling out like $80 million at a time or something like that in cash and the amount of money he made off with. Yeah. I want to say it was a billion or at least a billion in cash. It was huge money in cash. I know some guys who were just, who are absolutely liquidated. Yeah, they had been holding low-knit since it was worth like two cents.

And then we got to $140 and then it went back to zero. Wow. And like in some way there were people like suicidal. It was like, there were people there like literally like, I've lost everything. Yeah, it's, yeah, it was, oh, there's like, great depression. It was funny. Yeah. But I was also like, damn, these are real people.

And they just got totally screwed. That's totally wiped out. Yeah. And everybody's gloating like, I told you, is a Ponzi scheme like, yes, everybody who had access to you and understood, no, but they didn't. Like they were steered there because, they were steered there because our system is so fucked

that they are in a panic desperation to keep some amount of value from their cash. Is it, like they see it on the news evaporating every night. And you have made it impossible for legitimate companies you from their cash. Is it, like they see it on the news evaporating every night and you have made it impossible for legitimate companies to offer them any kind of safe haven other than a bank that's going to fuck them over at like a quarter of a percent interest. So of course they go to something that seems, they go to something that seems like it's at least offsetting how much they're getting fucked by you guys.

Because nobody has any retirement. So you start making these pressure, you know, mental pressured positions. Yeah, so then, and it gets even worse, other companies have to try to offer similarly unrealistic and unsustainable yields to compete with the scam that they get drawn into. Like now we're seeing. So you fall for the worst scam. So you fall for, like, so it hits a point where the, where as a, as just a regular guy,

you can't tell the difference between what is an obvious, what is an obvious Ponzi scheme? What is a reckless handling of your funds? And what is like, maybe a sustainable business that is using our own funds? I'm on a risk. And then people just sit back and go, ah, it's just a bunch of fucking idiots on the internet.

Yeah, I love you. I feel different if it's just a bunch of fucking idiots on the internet. Yeah. And you might feel different if it's like you're best friend across the street or something, but it's like we're so isolated now. It's like, ah, fuck them, hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, decentralized system where we could maybe perhaps keep a little bit of power

in, ha, ha, ha, losers. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, you're rooting for the bad guys. When you do this, like you are celebrating that every time a cryptocurrency fucks up, every time there's anything bad that happens to cryptocurrency, the established like American banking system hedge money wins. You not understand that you should try to be helping these. JP Morgan, in like before, before the big crowd, like 1907 or something, a similar thing happened where this

big bank was fucking around and they lost a ton of money. And they didn't, like JP Morgan, you know, the actual one said, okay, John Peerpont Morgan. This is going to start a bank run. So I'm pledging half of my money to backstop every other bank, like to make everybody calm down. So he wasn't out there going like, ha ha, you fucking idiots. You should have known.

You should have known better. You should have known that you're supposed to live in poverty and desperation for the rest of your lives. Fuck you. Yeah, your life, your of your lives. Fuck you. Yeah, your life, your independent wealth is not for you, pleb. Yeah. Yeah. Did you, did something happen to your Twitter by the way?

Oh, again? Why? No, I deleted it. I was making fun of Boogie and I deleted everything because I didn't want to lose the account. Oh, okay. I was trying to pull up. I was trying to pull up your tweet because you were, I think you quoted somebody where

like they were laughing about cryptocurrency and you were like, oh yeah, so it was like a bootlicker tweet, you know, like, yeah, congratulations, fuck the little guys. That is not great or something like. Oh, dude, so it's so crazy to me because like philosophically Bitcoin is a, it's a decent, it's, we've never had anything like it. Never. Yeah. Not even conceptually. A distributed ledger that is mathematically based.

So it is a language independent. Like it is, it is the biblical story of the Tower of Babel. Yes. Bitcoin fixes, which is so core to the fundamental human suffering, that the technology cannot be overstated, I believe. So to see people come out and go, like, aha, Bitcoin fell from whatever high to whatever low, it's, yeah, you losers, it's like, bro,

you're cheering on the, literal Tower of Babel, like the figure of Tower of Babel here. You's like, bro, you're cheering on the, literal tower of battle, like the figurative tower of battle here. You're the fucking bad. You're the worst. You have fucking worst. And then they'll never stop. Well, they, I don't know. I understand it.

And the thing with Bitcoin is this like, it's another thing that is like a political. Like, you have people on both sides just trying to like, yes, you have to get rich people whatever. That's like a small percentage. Most people are like trying to just do anything different to try and control their destiny. Yeah. And you have like Warren Buffett coming up, you're like, or was it, oh, the Bill Gates came

out, was like, all big, what didn't, was it Bill Gates? It was either Gates or Buffett that were like, all Bitcoin, all cryptocurrency's bullshit. I'm like, yeah, oh, you're a hundred fucking years old. Warren Buffett called it rat poison. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, I mean, well, how do you mean that? Right.

Who are the rats to you? Exactly. Warren. Yeah. Are the rats the guys like trying to jockey for estate taxes so that farmers lose their land when they farmer families lose their land when they die and then Bill Gates has to come in and buy it because it gets taxed. Are those the rats that you're talking about?

Is that the mandatory insurance that you have to carry? So you have these gigantic floats that you can make insane bets over 10 years. Are those the rats you're talking about? Is those the rats that you're talking about, because those are the rats that we're talking about. I don't think so somehow. Anyway, but yeah, I think we're talking about fundamentally different rats.

Thanks for having me on, guys. Thanks for calling, bud. Yeah, happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day. Did you get anything for your internet, Dad? Who's your internet, Dad? I don't have an internet, dad, I don't think. Oh, you are one then. What about Mr.

Medikar? Is that your, you got, you can pick between Medikar, Nick Rakita, me, I'm gonna throw myself in there. Oh, yeah. Probably Ralph. Ethan Ralph is probably an internet dad. Somebody. If you had to pay. I'd like you for being able to spend so much time in, in the

shit and then remain relatively clean with Ralph. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I've started to feel bad for him. I won't talk about him, but you know, I know that he, like, he asks for it, but like at some point when he keeps getting beat up, I'm like, that beating was the beating that he took in Portugal too was so far over the

line in my opinion. I assaulted him. And in my opinion, like I felt bad for Ethan and that in that particular beating because like, yeah, that guy was like literally just looking for a reason to hit him. He keeps going. Ethan Ralph is actually the victim in that particular case, like, undeniably. Yeah, yeah, this guy, this other streamer raised money specifically to buy him and his bodybuilding friend, tick his guy who he brought to beat him up, right?

Yeah, he flew to, yeah, to Portugal, where Ralph was. This is the second time he got beat. And then they stalked him around filming to go put himself in a self-offence situation. Yeah, and then his buddy, his bodybuilder friend that he didn't, Ralph didn't know, snuck behind Ralph, the guy, Ralph walked up to the guy, the streamer, the streamer punched him, and then the bodybuilder attacked him

from behind and started beating him on the ground. Like, are you that fucking insane? It's several crimes. Yes, right. It just happened in the United States. Like, I've heard a lot of stories about Portugal, by the way, like, it's wild, but like the, that's many crimes. You traveled internationally to assault, to stalk and assault somebody. Like you

could seriously have some, if they weren't wearing a gun, because he made statements about that. He said he was going to do it and then his friend would take his ass. And then he showed up and Portugal. Like this is, this would be if they weren't putting people in jail for memes, like this would be a major crime. Like you'd be, I imagine you'd do serious time in prison for that. Yeah. It's so fucking like, it's so wrapped up in internet shit. And they were end up ruining their lives over it. Like, yeah, they do. That guy got charged. I would be 100% understanding of it. Like, yeah, you fucked up, man. Oh, yeah. Big time. Yeah. What do you think of the, is it Sam Hyde? Is he going to fight in the UK or Worsky?

One of those guys, they're having a... Worsky is on a card in the UK. Okay. Let me just say, I think all influencer boxing is cringendom. Oh, me too. It's all terrible. Yeah. Me too.

I love Sam Hyde and I hope it's a huge amount. I hope he gets a lot of money. I hope there's some way that he can make a lot of money and that everyone else can get fucked over or somehow. Yeah, that would be ideal. But if they all have to wait if Sam can win, then I'm for it. Okay. Yeah, I just can't stand it. Like watch two guys who are awful at fighting, get paid a bunch of money to be awful and pretend like you care. And then like, and then congratulate themselves and each other after the fact. Yeah. Yeah.

Like they're worse. Yeah. Fucking embarrassing. I proved it to myself that I could be a shitty boxer tonight. Right. Yeah. I could go three two minute rounds against somebody else equally is unskilled. It was, it's embarrassing. And every time I say that, I get like a bunch of people, like, come on, it's just entertainment. I'm like, yeah, okay, I'm not saying it should be banned, I'm just saying it's dumb. So it's like the last thing you're asked with a dildo, like that's entertainment. I'm there doing that, I'm not going to be like, wow, what a cool event.

Wow, I really, oh man, I really overcame. I really grew as a man going in the ring and throwing slow motion punches against somebody else who was totally gassed 30 seconds after the fight. But anyway, yeah, Andy Worson, I couldn't care less. I mean, I wish Andy the best. I hope he's got his life in order. I don't think he has, but maybe he has. I hope he's like, he had, this is like deep inner and outlaw, but he was in, you know,

that Florida thing was wild. Oh, and him and Ray. Off God in that like weird, no, that was like the gun involved. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah. What's this all about? No, you so the guy Alex who had remember aim, aim, aim, the guy who had the gun in that video came into the studio and

talked about it. Um, oh, yeah, that was Andy Worsky and that guy Alex where they got enough fight. Yeah, yeah. They were like, Iro live streaming N words. Yeah, you know, like voice shut N words everywhere. Right. Of course They were like, Iro live streaming N words. Yeah, you know, like voice shut N words everywhere. Of course, of course, you think happened. Yeah, like. And then the guy Alex pulled out a gun and of course, he was telling him to shoot, to aim it at the guys and then finally told him to shoot them, which was murder. Yeah. And the guy Alex with the gun didn't shoot. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. The guy locked up. I think think didn't he? Yeah. I think so. I think he got he

got a little bit of trouble. Is that the guys like screaming? Get the fuck back. That was Andy Worsky's ending. Get the fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. That was and like that was it like Coke fueled like in like full on racist Andy. Like I was like, I think you're funny Andy. Like I that was internet blood sports here, but like when you're like going full on like on ironic racism, like I can't, I can't like be a part of that. Like I'm lunch.

The heads of, whenever, yeah. Whenever they start, you know, you're a pretty reasonable guy. Whenever they start with that, becoming increasingly rare. Yeah, he is. Yeah. Whenever they dip into the racist ship and the pedophile accusations, I'm like, guys,

I mean, you guys got to stop doing this. I can't actively demonstrate that this is funny. So I'm gonna trouble. I know you wanted to go, but do you remember these, the same people were like, we found it, what was it they like, we found a child porn stash and then they had the files. This was like that group of people.

They're like, we have eight gigabyte, we found eight gigabytes of child porn. I was like, what? You downloaded it? Jesus. Like, I don't think it was Andy, but it was, I think Andy was like promoting, other were like exposed somebody and they had the files and I was like, you have the files? You just throw your computer away.

Burn it. Burn your house down. Fucking call a priest and get exercise. So you have some kind of plausible deniability. What are you doing? Yeah, Jesus Christ, yeah, that, stay away from the pee, the pito stuff and stay away from being overtly racist

and I'll laugh at almost anything, but, yeah. You know, maybe an international flights to assault somebody, there is not great. That's, I don't understand the meme in that. That's just like weird sick behavior. Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. It's got to be able to leave it. If they would have followed them around with a tuba, you know, and then the don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,. You got attacked. I don't think I ever knew the full story of you getting punched by everyone always says there's a guy in a dress, but I don't know if they're just making fun of

you or what. Yeah. Well, no, there was like pictures of him in like a dress or something like that. He was like an antifa guy who I didn't even know existed really. And like I guess he like stalked me when I was at GenCon, which is why I don't really go to conventions anymore because you know, I've got a lot to lose and people are like lunatics and they want to take it from you. And like he came up behind me like two, 30 in the morning and then like a bunch of people had like come up to me earlier in the like throughout the day because this is like my world, you the morning. And then like a bunch of people had like come up to me earlier in the day, like throughout the day, because this is like my world, you know, game and game. And there's a lot of people knew me.

And they were like, he's just like, oh, hey, you're Jeremy. I'm like, it turned around. You just started fucking whaling me and like back in my head. I'm like, wait for you to turn around. You just started having? No, I'll be having it. Yeah. It was like 2 30 in the morning.

And I had like 50 drinks. And I didn't even know what was happening. And I was like, 30 in the morning, and I had like 50 drinks, and I didn't even know what was happening. And I was like, what is happening? Um, and then like, he's jumping over a fence and like pulling on my shirt, trying to like kill me. I don't like it. Like, because of the way it's because of, because I made fun of Anita Sarkeesian, apparently.

Oh. Because she was speaking at that Jencon, and I was like, and then, uh, and then they banned me from the convention. Well, they can't ban guys like that. That's their whole audience. He was working there. He had a booth. He had a booth.

And it was wild. And like, yeah, yeah, and I took everything he had for it. So I hope it was worth it. Oh, you did? You suit him? it. Oh, did you suit him? Oh, shit. Yeah, I don't care if people could call that beta or not, but what am I supposed to do? Like pummel him and have him sue me. Really?

No, I support it. I fully support it, dude. Because I got attacked by that antifa guy at Netflix. I told you you should sue him. Well, the attorneys that I talked to were like, well, you know, if your head falls off, like that would be ideal. If you have lasting brain damage.

Right, man, I don't fucking know. Cause you have to be able to, I mean, damages, right? There has to be an, I don't know, like injured party. I don't know, because I'm not a lawyer. So I'm like, well, I don't know. I mean, people say I slur a lot now. Like what, can you help me out a little bit? But they all just disappeared.

Yeah, the, the, it's just like the podcast for people. It's like, oh, this guy's obviously pretty. Damages are something that you have to prove. Did you? Damages. Yeah that you have to prove. Did you? Damages, yeah. Oh, wow. I had $500,000 in damages, Dick. This is awesome.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's a federal case. What the, I gotta look into this. Yeah. Yeah, the, um, I got an apology video of them and I uploaded it to my YouTube channel. No, shit, how did I miss all this? Yeah. Yeah, the, um, I got a, I got an apology video of them and I uploaded it to my YouTube channel. No, shit. How did I miss all this? Yeah. Good for you. Um, people say that's

beta. Oh, man. I don't know. I don't think it was. No way. Yeah. I hope it's worth it. You know, move, move back in with your mom and lose everything you had. Just, man, people just make stupid ass decisions. They get all riled up online and then acted out in person and kind of really expect nothing to happen. I'm an appin'. I was just messing around. You could hit me back.

I don't wanna hit anyone. Well, that's a thing. I know I don't wanna fight you. And by the way, if, you know, like, any way, like, I'm getting don't want to fight you. And by the way, if, you know, like, anyway, like, I'm getting too old for this shit anyway. Like, now I look at stuff like, oh man, what if I just pushed them off me and he slipped

and fell into the road and I end up getting like a man slaughter case, that shit has happened. You know, like, yeah, it's just, it's not worth it. Yeah, so it was a good time. I mean, I didn't get $500,000 by $500,000 in the edge. Yeah, funny. Details of the settlement have been sealed, so I can't really talk about it. Let's just say I would probably be relatively convinced that that was the most expensive

night of his life. Yeah. Wow. We put night of his life. Yeah. We put him in a dress. Wow. Well, that's, I mean, just the legal fees, people have no idea. This is why lawsuits don't happen very often. It's like I, I, I spent 50,000 dollars plus. Sure, sure.

Yeah. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I mean, after somebody with, you know, who I was reasonably sure I wasn't gonna get any money from, we'll put that way. Okay.

I was about setting a precedent, you know, like, hey, you know what? You know, this shit, like so many times you get these people who do this stuff and nobody ever does anything. And like, you just, you know, unless you, I told you that when that stuff happened on Netflix, do like, if people don't press charges and they just keep doing it and they just keep doing it, and you could fuck their life up just a little bit within a, within the salt record or something else that

they got to disclose. Oh, fuck. I gotta look into this again. So I'm still pissed about it. Oh, yeah. I'm even more retarded. It was bullshit. It's, in your case, it was like a clean cut assault on camera.

Yeah. And like, I get it. The cops are dealing with like gang violence and whatever. But like, not unless. And I like that. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But you know, you got to like, these things have to have consequences.

So like if you hit them back and then he called the cops were they, were they have responded? I don't know. You probably would have said, I'm a by-pock, whatever. And I'm under attack. This is a hate crime. Yeah. And they might have, they might have pursued it. I'm not sure. Maybe tell him, tell him you're gay, a marginalized person. And then they're response changes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why did she play that? You should have played that.

You should have played that. All the cops here, either Mexican, they don't care. Or black and they, black, some Why did you play that out? You should have played that out. You should have played that out. All the cops here, either Mexican, they don't care. Or black and they, blacks and Mexican, they don't really get along. I don't know if you... Tell them you're Latinx. Latinx, the mix above.

Yeah. I heard the guy was, ordering a bunch of anti-Muxx consulars. I don't know any, but I, like, and then he attacked me. That's the, see if they care. That's a good idea. I see if they see if they care. It's a good idea. I'll over dub it on the video. Yeah.

Good. It's your voice very obvious. I like. I like. I'll give my wife brother in love. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Quatering. I guess. I enjoyed your father's day. See. Yep. See it. There you go. I like him. Yeah, he's cool.

Is he in the gamer world? Is that, yeah, that's how he, because obviously I know nothing about anybody we have on this show. He got banned from like some magic thing. That's how he started. Yeah, because he was talking about, and he started talking about that. Yeah. And then, yeah, now he's all about Star Wars.

Really? Yeah, wokeness in Star Wars. Yeah. And then, yeah. Oh, he's all about Star Wars. Really? Yeah. Wokeness in Star Wars. Yeah. Sean. Yeah. Okay. I said, I said Captain Insano could call on. Let me see what he wanted to talk about. It's kind of late already. Captain Insano, are you there? Yeah. I'm here. Whoa. How you doing, buddy? What did you want to? Yeah. I didn't really understand your email. What did you want to call in about? Okay, so you know about a 420, not really? Is it like 4chan? No, no. Yeah, it was a spinoff. And there was a, so Kurtainer, who was, is the owner for Twainchan, was on something awful for him, so was kicked out by low tax. Oh, no.

Oh, for, yeah, yeah, yeah. For the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, see that he was the, well, you know, the founder of Anonymous and all this stuff and posing as Internet Hate Machine. Okay. And I had the Internet, and I actually had Internet Hate Machine on my podcast the other day. Okay. And she is wanting to be. Yes. Okay. Okay. It is wanting to expose him for wanting a petal. Okay. Is this her in the green room that you brought in?

IHM, Internet Hate Machine. Yes. Okay. Do you want me to just bring her on right now? Yes, go ahead. Okay, Internet Hate Machine, are you there? Yes, hello. Okay, you want to expose a petafile, a real petafile?

Yes. Yes, sir. Okay. Let's hear it. All right, so back in the day, Karthina, he ran for 20 Chan. That was around 2006 or something when it came up. Okay. And so around then, Channs weren't really a thing.

So it was sort of new. And he had gotten banned off of a 4chan and something awful. For, yeah. For just various things. And so he went and he created his own image board. And that's how 420 Jam was born. So their niche was Wu,

and that was their wrestling board. And they also had the drug board too. Okay. Yeah, that was their two niches. And back in the days. I like those things. Yeah, right. So back in the day, like I said, he was booted off of everything and he made

this Chan. And it came out when he started doing these AMAs for Reddit claiming to be the leader and founder of Anonymous that he had a hidden board on there. Oh, come on. All right. And the hidden board was a board called aptly peto. And what happened with that was it ran for three consecutive years, according to wayback. And then it came back briefly in 2013. And he claimed that the RCMP hired him to do that, but that doesn't make any sense because why would you actively let kids get hurt for three years and then briefly come back? You know? So after that. Okay, yeah. After that, yeah, he went off the deep end when this came out because he was exposed over

a couple sites and the more that we dug into this, the worse that it got. Because I actually spoke to the RCMP about this. I called them. And I asked if they had any knowledge of any of that. And they didn't. Captain Insano, what is the relevance of this person now? This is the owner of 94 Chan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You just went out, buddy. Am I am I am I back? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. He the gifts and go doxing.

That was he took he was partially responsible for that. Oh, no. I know who you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Give sin go. God. Yeah. Yeah, Gibson go. God. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I remember this. He's the one that posted about how happy he was to fuck over. Gibson go and all the people on it. Yes. Yes. That was just the year in February. Mm-hmm. Okay.

So if you knew who he was already and you're saying he ran a board, call, all right. Yes, yeah. So I was actually the one who got his information out there after he did that because, you know, I supported the truckers and their whole movement. So I was like, this is ridiculous because this wasn't the first time he'd done it either. He takes credit for like, parlor, gab, all of those hacks and they were done by someone called DDoS secrets or something.

It goes so many layers deep with this guy. As you recall back in February, he was actually featured on Alex Jones. And Alex Jones called him a demon. I don't know if you would call that. But that made it to my boards. And I had already been looking into what he had been saying because I've known him for a very long time. And we don't get along.

You don't get along with him. No, no, because he's trying to take my identity and make it his own. And he sells stories and makes thousands of dollars off of this stuff. I'm sure I'm fucked now by having you on the show. Oh God, okay. So the RCMP paid him to run that board. You're saying? That's what he claims.

Is he an asset? Is he a governmental asset that does all this heinous shit to fuck over people who are fighting the government? Because that's what it seemed like to me when he released the video in the first place. Yeah, that's, we're still trying to figure out whether or not he actually works with them or not. Because it doesn't make sense like his stories. I'm pretty sure that he abuses methamphetamine really bad.

No. Got a hobby. Every night, right. So trying to decipher anything that he says and figure out if it's the truth or a lie is, you know. Because methadude, there's so many layers to it. Yeah. Well, yeah, you'll. Because meth will do that. There's so many layers to it. Yeah. Well, yeah, you'll live in a half fantasy, half real world, you'll be talking to, yeah,

you'll swear, you know, there's people around talking to you that, yeah, I don't really get the hacking community like if they're, because anonymous kind of turned into this, like, we're going to kill Scientology and then they didn't. And like, but it's anonymous so anybody could take credit for it. It's like BLM, right? Yeah. Like, that's started from a good place and then it got co-opt it's anonymous, so anybody could take credit for it. It's like BLM, right? Yeah. Like that started from a good place and then it got co-opted by a bunch of assholes. So it's like, I'm not an absolute idiot.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's all virtue signaling now, really. So do you have any proof that he did those hacks? No. No, I, no. No, as for GIFSEN, he was on TikTok and he made this crazy video. He was live and he was recorded having a meltdown basically. That's, that's, that's the best thing I can call it as a meltdown.

I remember it. Yeah, like a tantrum. Yeah. And that's when he claimed that he hacked like all of these things, but no one has ever seen any proof of it You know, but he you know, so he's like this figurehead taking credit for all sorts of things that no one can prove right And that's why it seems like he could be with you know a federal agency or something Yeah Any place that like crazy hacker thing really well. But what about

the petos accusations that you're saying? Do you have any proof of that? Well, yeah, I have proof that the URL existed and there's also extensive proof of someone named Sarah Nyberg who had something to do with 12 chin. Sarah Nyberg did an AMA on Reddit about the pet-o-board. And confirmed the existence of it back then. And that it was full of, it wasn't ironically named, or it's not like... No, it was actually called Child Model Containment Zone. Like, I'm not joking. Okay. painment zone. Like I'm not joking. I'm not joking.

I'm not joking. Okay. Yeah, we're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.

Yeah, so it's actual. Yeah. Yeah. I've never actually seen anything myself, and I'm really thankful for that. You know, all things considered. And there is proof that he weaponizes material like that, like doing like redirects on people when they try and visit his website. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, he does all kinds of stuff like that. And. And the feds don't care? Man, I wouldn't surprise me if they don't care. Like you asked, or Canadian, federal agents don't give a shit about any of this. Nope. He has someone by the name of Neil Rauhouser who was a known federal informant who was close

to a person that he knew at some point last year named Libby. And he tried lifting Libby up into this, this internet hope machine thing that he was trying to do. Okay. And so he uses these people, he knows Neil Rauhauser, who is a known federal informant. There's Libby, who is closest to Neil. He also knows Dale Barron, who is an author.

And so that's one of his media connects. And he also knows What's his name? Oh Greg Housh Greg Housh is his biggest like supporter who sells his stories He has like hour long Streams with him on his YouTube channel Wow, and it's awful of lies or like things from old internet that Kurt had nothing to do with Mm-hmm because I used to run around in these circles, 94 Chan has been around since 2008. So, you know, I'm from back then too.

And Kurt never really did anything other than, you know, get his ass handed to, my guess, all the time. So you're saying, there's a big, a big larp from him, except for all the crazy pedotrists. It's a larp and a grift. Yeah. Wow. And a grift. That's a hell of a grift.

You know, I've always wondered, ever since I saw that video, I have always wondered what the deal with that guy is. I can't believe that you're telling me this right now. Yeah. Yeah. I've actually been watching him since October. I see that again.

I've actually been watching him since October and just gathering information, comparing notes and, you know, because I just, being from back then and seeing how he's trying to warp this narrative and skew and do smoke and mirrors, all that stuff, sell himself to the media the way that he does. Yeah. It just, it doesn't sit right with me, you know, especially after what he did to those truckers. Those truckers, they weren't doing anything wrong.

No, and they were not prepared to deal with like basic security stuff. No, that's the thing I'm not. What do you think happened with that hack, the give-sign go hacks? I know that he has connections because some people, the people who sell his stories to like media and stuff to make him look legitimate or whatever. He's on TikTok. He has all these followers and stuff. So basically whenever he needs something done, he has someone to call to do it for him. And he is actually, and this is the very first time this is coming out, he is actually paired

with DDoS secrets. And they are the people who provide him with the means to do this. Okay, what's DDoS secrets? DDoS secrets is like another little hacker group thing. Okay. Probably comparable to things like lizard squad or lullsack or something, just not on such a grand scale, I guess.

They prefer to be more like under undercover than those other groups. Wow. What a fun. So, what are you trying to do? Just get the word out or? Yeah, I'm trying to take back the internet basically and get the truth out there. Set the narrative straight that this you know, this guy, he's nothing but a liar, a larper, a drifter, and, you know, he's he's genuinely dangerous

with his redirects and stuff that he used to host on his website. Yeah. Yeah. So, because he's really big on censorship and stuff. And yeah, so, because he's really big on censorship and stuff. He's like silencing people. Well, it's easy to do when you're playing with, you know, nuclear waste like that. Right. And you don't care. And so, when I got, when I was at that Netflix thing and got a little, got a little, got assaulted by the antifa guy, When I figured out who it was,

one of the rooftop Koreans identified him, came in and gave all of his presentation as evidence. When I posted that on social media, all my accounts got instantly nuked, all at the same time, and not like just you've been banned for doing something to deleted. Right.

It's crazy how deep, it's crazy how deep the infiltration has gone into these social media platforms with guys who are unhinged, unhinged and violent. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Who are at the back and call of the government. I don't know how else to like, I don't even see it in terms of left and right. It's just like you're just doing the bidding of the government. I don't know how else to like, I don't even see it on terms of left and right. It's just like, you're just doing the bidding of the government. Oh, yeah. No, definitely. That's how I feel about it, too. But, you know, at the same time, since he's such a big liar, it's really hard to tell what's true and what isn't, you know?

Which it makes it even more dangerous. Yes, it does. Because I watched that video and I said, I have no idea if this, I have no idea if he did it, if he's a fad, or if the feds like pushed him into the state of mania, of manic larping with drugs or whatever. Right, like grooming almost. Yeah, we have no idea what's actually going on.

You know, we're trying to get to the bottom of it, but it's really not a safe place to be. Yeah. Yeah. You know, so. Yeah, it's not safe for me to have this interview. Yeah. See, I just, you know, I'm worried because his biggest platform right now that he has is TikTok. And as you know, TikTok is a place, yes, exactly, yes, full of children.

So, you know, I definitely don't think that he needs to be on TikTok, especially since he's like pushing 40 years old, you know, and he goes on there and I have a TikTok with somebody much younger than me manages it. There you go. I have a tick-tock, but somebody much younger than me manages it. There we go. I have to say that. I'm clearly manages it. He's 24 or something. So it's fine.

Right. Right. And see, I see you as a public figure. I don't see him as one. No. You know? Oh. You're right.

A completely different situation there. Yeah. So, especially with the documented stuff of what he's been doing, like 94chan, when give San Go happened, I made it to the very first 4chan thread about it. And I was able to post about 94chan there because they were trying to ban any instance of people talking about this. Right. So, even 4chan, you can't talk about this stuff anymore.

So that's... Wait, why? I don't know. It was talk about this stuff anymore. So. Wait, why? It's. Uh, I don't know. To much even for for Chan. Yeah. They just, yeah, people were getting banned. Uh, the threads were getting slide like, slide it really bad, slid really bad.

Yeah. And, um, anything that they could do to bury it, they did. So I found that pretty weird. That is weird. So we took it to my board and you know we've had a thread about him up there for months stemming from the the Gibson ghost stuff. Because we had people from 4chan come to our chan to talk about it.

It's crazy how much Intel counter-intel goes on. Sean. And there are people doing very, very, very bad things, who are closer to, I mean, me at least, then you'd think, right? Like you'd think of this sort of spy craft that's going on as sophisticated and often shadowy areas, but it's like, it's very dirty and degenerate and meth-fueled and it's happening

right under our nose. It's really disturbing to see even a little bit like kick over the wrong rock. Like, oh God. Yeah, that's happening that close. Well, that's all very interesting. Yeah. I don't know if it's true, obviously.

I have to say. Right, right. Yeah, some of't know if it's true, obviously. I have to say right. Right. Right. Yeah. Some of these things are just allegations right now until it's further proven, but yeah. There were some things that have been proven. I hope. I hope no. I miss no. I hope he's aware of this. It seems like something that he would want to stop. I mean, I know he doesn't call in and maybe doesn't like me anymore, but internet's dangerous place. Yeah, I like no. Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too.

So it's good if people are looking out. What is your internet hate machine? Yeah, yeah. I'm IHM. I've been IHM since 2007 when the original Fox News report came out about anonymous. Oh really? Wow. That was that was the same year that my book came out and that's why I learned about 4chan because no one could explain why there was so many sales. Oh wow. It was like 280. You

didn't know 4chan before that. Wow. And then I found out where all the sales were coming from. Yeah. Oh, shit. Interesting. You guys are talking about it all day because the doctor feels shit. So what's been, what is, what is 15 years on the hate side of the internet been like for you? It has been a crazy ride. I can't even begin to tell you. I miss the old internet. It's near and dear to my heart because this internet is not what I remember. Everything feels so anitized and censored now. It's almost like we don't have anywhere to go anymore where we can talk about things

or express ourselves. So that's exactly why I brought back 94 Chan just just last October. So, you know, we could have a place to discuss things like that and not, you know, have to deal with anything else. Because most chants are pretty degenerate. Like, we don't we don't allow things like furries or or anime enthusiasts or anything like that on our boards. No, no porn. Nothing like that. Um, we mainly, you know, our niche is old internet and non degeneracy. So I got to think that even furries would want to break from furries for a minute. No. Right.lly's like a go there and there's not. Ah, fucking cow, tits, whatever.

Horse cocks. Yeah, I agree. I felt like that was one of the earliest things that I ever seen on the internet was a furry. And I gotta tell you, I think I may have brain damage from that. I'm running a damage board again on this new internet, and I think it might have stemmed from the furry incident

when I was younger. What did you say? What was the first? Wolfie Darkfang was what I saw. Wait, let me look that up. Wolfie Darkfang. Oh God, okay. Yeah.

We actually found out Wolfie. Then this is ancient internet lore. This is like back in the day when, you know, we used to be trolls on YouTube and stuff and you could still troll on YouTube. Yeah. So we would have groups of trolls on YouTube and we came across this guy and it was called the YouTube furry war of 2008 and Wolfie Darkfeng was the leader of it. We actually found out that he was on gaybeast.com Trying to you know have sex with animals

He was exposed Okay, yeah, he was exposed. Okay. Yeah, he was exposed. And it really opened everyone's eyes to the truth of the furry fandom, which is they all sexualize animals and clearly want to do things to them. What about just the Robin Hood fans? Disney's Robin Hood. What about us? That's where it started. That's where it started.

That's where it started. You're scurting it. Oh. And even the furry stuff was, you talk about sex with animals, but you put 2008 in front of it. It sounds more fun, you know? Like if you're getting busted for having sex with animals on the internet in 2022,

that's a whole nother kind of depravity. Yeah, that's really you want to really want it, right? Yeah, 2008 is like, no, I didn't know. Back then, it's like, oh, yeah, he just he just fucked a dog. It's fine. It was 2008 for you, man. Really was. Yeah, it's not like that anymore. Now they're mods. Now they're, now they're, they own discord. Now if you want to fuck around someone who fucks animals and works at discord, might shut your entire life down. I'm embarrassing.

I'm embarrassing. Okay, but he just fucked the dog. Fuck. I can't stop you. You know? Yeah, it's sad because, you know, most chants, they, back in the day, you would get banned for being like that. Nowadays, it's where they're found everywhere.

They make boards for them now. And I'm just over here like, what happened? What happened to my internet? You know, I come back and it's just this mess. I think when low-tax killed himself mentally, I closed the book on the internet because I've been, I'm only web 3 now, blockchain. This is a dead, whatever this is that's been so hopelessly corrupted and perverted by venture capitalist groups.

And the government and news media organizations and the federal agents, it's gone. It's totally hopeless. Yeah, no, I don't see it ever recovering from this, especially now in Congress, they're trying to press the bills and stuff to prevent you from saying stuff. Oh yeah. And I have such a huge problem with that because I'm such in an advocate of free speech, as long as you're not degenerate. I will not allow a furry to talk.

But it's just, it's scary how much control and influence that people like Kurt and people with government ties and stuff actually have on the internet, you know, this way, yeah, the agenda. And it's just it's just everywhere you can't escape it. And it should be it should be more obvious to people now after all this FBI like the Whitmer fake kidnapping. Sean, you remember the FBI basically, I mean, they convinced they incited that retarded kidnapping plot that never even really came together. They just kind of pushed it, like pushed rope. They were pushing rope into these maniacs,

getting just like, oh, so this is your, like you guys, the amount of times the FBI has done this in the past should be public knowledge by now, the various initiatives that they've had to weaponize lunatics like this. Oh, yeah. And I've seen it throughout my time here too. I've seen just people just disappear out of thin air.

I've had friends go to jail for hacking and you know, just jokes on people. And it's definitely a whole new internet now, I feel. And I don't think they were ever gonna get it back. No, now it's gone. Yeah. It's time to move, it's time to move to greener pastures. Absolutely. We'll get there though. We'll be funny again. Yeah, it's time to move it's time to move to greener pastures Absolutely

We'll get there though. We'll be funny I mean, it's dead forever What's that? I said me to spend a dead forever Me to say forever. Yeah Okay, I gotta go to my I gotta go to my father's day barbecue But I want to talk again if you want to call in again internet internet hate machine Yeah, I'd love to. Okay, thank you, Captain Insano.

Thank you. Yeah, thank you for setting up the call. You guys have a good one. I'm gonna play a song in the good end. As well. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, what do you think, Sean? Well, you know, I have no idea what just went on.

Oh, no, no, no, you don't. Let me find that guy. You'll remember this. This is who they're talking about. No, the trucker thing. Yeah, this guy who says he takes credit for hacking it. So, I mean, so how much, I mean, it sounds like a lot of

allegations. Yeah, nothing scares me. Nothing. Yes, I tossed the truckers. I did it. It was me. I have to give Sen-go, baby. And I do it again. You remember this? No, but seems like it seems like a bit of a lunatic. I don't have the times. It's hard to post. I did it. What are you gonna do to me? Huh? Jesus, he's hopped up. We're well groomed for a epic hosting. I hack Bauer. I hack Gab. I've never seen this.

No. I have true social. I hack, go. Give it a second. Go. I don't care. Is disturbing. No.

Just wild. I know you can literally put my name into the news tab on Google and you can find everything I've done. I am literally every mainstream media publication for the things that I do. I'm not an unknown actor. I'm literally a famous fucking cyber terrorist. Okay. All right. Huh. Who knows? Who knows about who knows? Who knows about any of it? That's all I can say. Who the fuck knows?

Okay, this is, this is, let me get this guy's name. I think it's James. Jesus Christ, what a weird fucking Patrick Bell, fat people song that he sent in. Do you feel better? that no the table shaking Oh my god pay the check the I go page on that com Say now the dick show behind you. It's a fat bitch. We need to hide In the fucking french fries. It's a fast bitch. Don't stop in stare. Just call up the zoo and send her right there

That's a fat bitch. Just keep your eyes low She's got cheetos in the rolls of her fucking torso. She's a fat bitch. Go hide all the chairs She's ordering sides and she ain't gonna share All right, let's just check out the strip club instead Oh, I'm good. I need to hear my dad. Oh My god, who is that on the pole? God damn it. It's another fat bitch swing side to side, sweat dripping down each acre of her thighs. See that fat bitch on that John Deere flow?

Lord please, I don't need to see your back hoe. Feels like fat bitch. Grab the fourth lift now, cuz this bitch ain't gonna put that damn fork down. Sounds like fat bitch. She's gonna make that ass shake. California about to register a new earthquake. Too much fat bitch. The pole starts to leave. Before she gets back up there and makes me heave.

God, I shit. Fack them in. Fat bitch. Fat bitch. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up.

They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up.

They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. Before she gets back up there and makes me heave Fat bitch they're growing in size America's obesity rate is on the rise stop it fat bitch I'm begging on my knees please eat a fucking salad organ heart disease stupid fat bitch drinkers work We take a swing find some desperate guy and be a stupid lazy slam pig. Go on, fat bitch. A horrible song. Body positivity. I'll smash your scooter, say goodbye to your mobility. Fat bitch, we don't even try. Who will them and doesn't make pants in your plus size? People fat bitch, don't even try to hide. The selfie angle won't save you.

It ain't gonna slide lying, fat bitch. Keep your big tips from me. I don't buy it. You got those goddamn things for free. Sorry, fat bitch. You've been beat, checkmate. Don't talk to me before you go and lose that weight. This is mixed locked production.

Just incredible. Fuck this club, I'm going home. Honey, I'm back. Wait, why do you look like a fat bitch? What the hell did you eat? This thing what I signed up for, what's this deceit? Who's this fat bitch lounging in my chair? I can't help but look, I just stop and stare. Fuck it, fat bitch. How did this even happen? Wait, is that my shirt? That shit that you're wrapped in? Oh no, fat bitch! I checked the mirror, face flat. How in the fuck did I get so fat? I'm a fat bitch? What did I even eat? A sticker's here and there. Maybe a little red meat.

Curses, fat bitch. We both lay up. It's fun. Her pussy starts to look like Homer Simpson. Goddamn fat bitch. It's time to change. We're getting the scale down to the 200 range. No more fat bitch. I'm sick and tired of that. I'll go be a new man. Just call me trans fat.

Looped around in the end. You know? Pretty clever. Pretty clever. What's that song about the personal ad? I love the like Pinyacoladas. Loops around at the end. Where they're but where she's a cheater as well.

Right. Right. When you say something about, he like made a John Deere reference and then said, no one wants to see your back hoe. Yeah. Like, that's pretty good. Very good.

Very clever. Wordplay. All right, everybody. See ya. See ya. Thank you. Very clever wordplay. All right, everybody.

See ya. See ya, thank you. Ha ha ha.