The Dick Show - Episode 314 - Dick on Madder Hoes

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

Mad Hoes with Dick Cramer, my Pokemon cards, chat support, the Homeless Help Desk, the Buzz Lightyear kiss, pregnant men refused service, Chris the Kiwi reads some insults, a real foot fetishist calls in, and Fat Watch saves a marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

So now you would think, you would think that dressing a black man in a Donkey Kong costume and having sex with him would be some sort of a, inviting some violation. Some, I don't know. Hip a violation. I don't know how the law works. What do you think this is? What is this? Huh? This is a porn star, Belle Delphine, who vetoed, vape the bath water out.

She wasn't originally a porn star, right? Now she is. Now they're all kind of originally a porn star. Yeah, I mean, well, yeah. All women are one, they're one bad, they're one bad review. She looks different than she used to. To me, she looks all beat up with the cock. You saying? I don't know. Well, maybe it's the smile. I don't know. Gone. Hope

and looks like too much. Domism. Too much of one. Too much smile. She got a re-tethaning surgery. A re-tethaning. So, yeah, what is this? This is okay. You're dressing this guy up in a Donkey Kong. Well, I mean, Princess Peach, I guess not even canonically, it's not correct. Donkey Kong was fucking Paulina was that so there was no princess Donkey Kong. Yeah, Princess Peach is Mario brothers. He's got a red dress. He's Donkey Kong's hauling Mario's girlfriend Paulina up to skyscraper. This is before Cooper.

I didn't know that Paulina's the name, huh? Yeah, I'll be damned. She comes back in New Donkey Kong city in that in Mario's for kids game. Really? Is what is this the face of? Like, I think I've made some mistakes. She had a fucking retain. What does she have in her mouth? Does she have a retainer? Braco is like a pedophile pornography. What? Appeals to, does she really have braces? I don't know, I'm having trouble going on. Doesn't look like teeth, does it?

No, she got teeth put in like you're saying. They just slapped a new set of teeth over the old ones. Then he's doing some more stuff here. No, who's he? That guy, this guy, too, mad. That's how he's in a French maid costume. I know you can't do that. Jesus.

Oh, now she's got her boobs. Now he's Buzz Lightyear. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How could they do this to my man? How could they do this to me? You know what? I saw, this is actual racism, okay? So I like to head-track to a movie. We're out of, we're past you inteenth, but whatever. We're past black history month, whatever. So I like to, they pair the white guy in the movie, the cop is with a hot black girl, and then his black friend, big fat black woman.

He's paired with. He's like, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. How come no one's complaining about this shit? How come they're complaining about everything else? But no one's like, you know what? And I'm sick of seeing black cleaning men

get paired up with these big fat pigs. God damn it. What? I do not think I have the energy for you today. Oh really? This is gonna be a hard one. Oh, but don't you know? Do you need to breathe in the sorrow,

the laments, Sean, what's the best thing in life? What's the best thing in life? Salty tears. It defeats your enemies, sees and driven before you. And he had the limitations of their hose. Oh, we're starting. Now I'm up. I'm up. I'm awake up. Dicks, Dicks, Doc, up.

Host, Docs, down. Hostox down! Yeah! Welcome to Nick! You want to get in the queue? Let me get us the showers as God does. Come to the live room around the neighborhood. You can even throw hearts to be a failure. You're hosting the Magic City K-3 Million Dollar Man! There's always this world touring, a hell-a-based comedian, Sean the audio engineer.

What's up, buddy?. Dix up, hose down. Sal, Sal, Sal, welcome to Mad Hose. I'm your host Dick Kramer. You got to short those, these, these Hose are going down. You got to short them. Short them. Short these Hose. You got to short them Hose.

This is a sick perversion to the finance channel. That's the Ford. Short, Sal, Sal, Sal. If you've got a hoe on hand, sell. You don't want to be the whole back holder. You got to dump them hose now. Now. What if you have a NFT hose?

You got to get rid of her. Okay. Head your beds. All right. Head your beds, invest in some side pieces. That's what the bed boys do. Okay. Tell you what, don't put anything in there.

What is some side pieces, but otherwise you got to unload your hose Because they're mad. Mm-hmm. The stocks plummeting across the board What was it that did it to them Sean? Where did they go wrong in the in the kingdom of Hodeum? Where did the hose go wrong? Might you say to the hose go wrong when they said we're gonna run Hillary Clinton against Trump No one would no one could possibly be Hillary Clinton. She's a girl boss. She wears pants suits Her ass is the size of a Buick. She's gonna be the next president. Fuck you. Is that what the holes were wrong?

It's amazing they they are the Each each of them is the only candidate candidate that could make the other one electable uh... did the whole go wrong when they said with the againstberg you can't retire your your icon to everybody is that what was what you're right i'm never gonna retire i think that was i think part of that was

errone ego i'm gonna serve under matam Hillary Clinton president her pants suits and we're all coming out playing basketball in our pants suits. And Madonna's gonna play basketball in her pants suits. I think they I think all the Supreme Court justices think they're gonna live forever. You know, they're like deities. No one's living forever. Well, they time in my dog is hour.

I remember I think they think they think they do. I say, that's okay. Like, Hyman Roth and the Godfather too. Okay. Always talked about dying and stuff and Michael says, you know, Roth thinks he's going to live forever. Is that where the hose went wrong?

Did they go wrong when they said, if you can't handle me at my worst, you're never going to get me at my, you don't deserve me. Is that where the hose went wrong and we had to rip their abortions away from them. Ha ha ha ha. Is that? Ha ha ha ha. That's a bumper sticker infuriated people. I'll rip it away from them. Rip those abortions right out of their hands.

Or they think their abortions are nice and safe. And we're gonna rip it right away from them. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. bumper stickers. I'm pro abortion. I'm pro abortion just want to make that. You just want to make that clear. Yeah, but we know that's best thing alive

The limitations of the way I'm in that. Okay. I see You've been you've been pretty consistent on that I think And they are lamenting they are lamenting from on high and from down low They are lamenting from on high and from down low. Oh, can you imagine the boom of strippers and whores there's gonna be a night in 18 years and nine months. Boom, baby boom, nothing, whore boom, pow. Yeah, but boom, why are there so many new whores out? I think it's a lot of the guys in 19 or 20 years, we're going to have to worry about.

Well, we're going to send a war. We're fighting. We're finding a war on the moon. There you go. Get up there. You got a free. You got to fight for that methane that's buried deep in those pockets on the moon. You dumb.

You silly bastards. Get your ass up there. When you come back, there will be the finest of used hoars waiting for you. Guess what, there are no... there, it's not gonna be any used hoars. They're gonna cut them off from everything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, all time high from greed to high. It's on an all time high. The women's misery undecs. Oh, Trump turns out he was the greatest Republican president there ever was. Oh, what? Guns have guns have the most rights. Did you know that they did that? All concealed carry permits unconstitutional.

That's it. Guns free women enslaved. But it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Okay. Because the conservative women now they be acting like they're all hot shit, right? Hmm. I'm a conservative women. Yeah, why don't you bitches just close your legs shut up you bitch. Yeah, you're next I don't know how we're gonna get you, but we're gonna get you. Yeah, we'll get you worry about that you dumb bitch It's the thing not all of them are shutting their legs either. No one's shutting their legs. Yeah, there's nobody. They're a little fucking honey boo boo whore daughter is gonna ask to be fucking sneaked in the back of the abortion. Oh, she made a mistake. All these other women are fucking horrors. They just they love abortions. Love it. Hey, I got knocked up again. Let me just swing by the abortion clinic on the way to the fucking liquor store. Oh yeah, that's it. I love it.

They love it. Ars made a mistake. She's different. Well, you better watch it, Sean, or else a bunch of people, a bunch of young individuals who should have been aborted are going to go around cities in every state where abortion is legal and beat up people who also support abortion. You better watch it or that's gonna happen. And I mean it. Well, young people whose parents don't want them and don't love them are gonna pull out into the streets in cities like Los Angeles, Seattle, Portland, New York City,

bastions of women's rights to do whatever the fuck they want And they're gonna beat up your turn your Prius fuck you you Fuck you you male fucking never drive a Prius You're right to beat me up. I'm coming There's very few there's very few always and never's, you know, I mean the way you you know the way that I look at it and never is, you know, I mean, the way, you know, the way that I look at it, at this point in life, but I will never drive a Prius. They're pulling out all the stuff. I will say that.

You've got mandatory, mandatory, the sector needs then. No. Oh, if men could get pregnant, then no portions wouldn't even be a problem. I'm sorry. I think you mean if aom, uterus having individuals. Oh no. To get pregnant you. No, I can't.

No, you're getting silly. Trans rights, what? What were that? What did you say? I was at Trans right. We're on, we're on, we fucked up. We know, we don't, we don't, we don't mean any of that. The sports thing. We fucked up. Yeah. No, we we don't we don't mean any of that the sports thing. Okay, we fucked up. Yeah, no

We're we just met us we met we wanted all the leverage. We don't have any leverage anymore We're sorry about that stuff that we don't really care about that. Mm-hmm. Oh, we care about is using our Vaginas to exert control over you like for thousands tens of thousands of years we want that back No And I'm pro how can you be happy about how could I be this happy about something that I really it's whole it's It's so bad for poor people It's so bad for poor people. Ah. Yes.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. other fuckers. You know as well as I do that no voting needs to take place for them to take our money. That's true. Yeah. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, you know, people are not going to be around. They're no, I wish, I got a question though. Like, go ahead. Who's shitter they gonna take? Who's shitter they gonna take now?

Who's shitter they gonna take in 18? I mean, no, the kids, I don't know. They're not gonna be real well-adjusted people who, you know, were supported and, who's shitter they're gonna fucking take. No, no, I read conservative, I think it was Tim Poole that idiot. Is he, no, is he, is he known to be pretty conservative? I always thought he was sort of like the former liberal. He was sort of the renegade like I kind of fall. I'll surprise you where I fall on things.

I don't I've never listened to him. I have been says he's like Tim Poole is like a gay man who's like pretending to be straight. It's like, look at my wife, I love her so much. She's like, go ahead, no straight man has ever said that, bro. I'm sorry, it's gonna take me a few minutes to get things tonight. I'm like, I'm asleep. Good. Yeah. The eternal sleep of Hose Mad. Hose Mad.

I gotta sleep. Is that a Georgia's new character, Hose Mad? Yeah. Come on, you have to. I gotta say that's that's that's a Georgia's new character hose mad Come on He has to I'm sure of hose man I heard you got some holes. It's been miss behavior not gonna have not heard hose man's ranch And he do a second cowboy voice you think I mean Is that can cowboy voice you think? Does he have that in his wheelhouse? He'll barely do one.

Oh, I know. Brand new bonus episode, W-A-T-P-T-D-S crossover out. Yeah. Right now. I guess that was a few, yeah. Did we do that last week? I don't know what goddamn day it is. We did that last week.

We did. That was a nasty one about feet people. Yeah. Yeah. Disgusting. Disgusting feet people. And one of them's calling in today. Oh, okay.

I did get who's a foot person. Good. There's always some kind of fetishist. Oh, of course. If you can think it, there's a fetish for it. And they're listening to this show. Yeah. That's the most important. That is what is funny because you can very easily think that this show is one thing by like a lot of the callers

or people who write in or participate. What do you mean? And like, I mean, this, this show... Racists? Uh, no, I mean, I don't, you're sure. Of course, this racist. Of course. I mean, why am I fighting it anymore?

Yeah, yeah. Of course, but no, but it's, it's, it's funny just how, just how fringe in every way some of the listeners of this show are where it's like, wow, you are not, you do not represent anything that approximates normal in this country. You know what else is funny? And I like it. How mad the hoes are. Nope. And that's it. Fff. Nope. Why don't you have a real cigar? I'm so fff.

Because I'm trying to heal my arm. Oh, that's right. No nicotine. Yeah. That's bad for you. I'm sure, I'm so, because I'm trying to heal my arm. Oh, that's right, no nicotine. Yeah, that's bad for you. I'm sure it is. What do you think of my Jim Kramer show, Mad Hose? Sell, sell, sell. Well, I mean, that's, this whole price is going down.

Uh-oh. If you've got different hose and different tax codes, diversify as what you're saying. diversify your whole portfolio. They're going down. They're going down. What a sad day for birth holes and people who are experiencing poverty.

What is that stupidity? Does Abraham Lincoln. That's Abraham Lincoln with like shades on. It doesn't look like Abraham Lincoln. This face is way longer. Whatever, it is Abraham Lincoln. It's for a burger store. Really?

It's for a hamburger store called Freedom and Fries. Burgers and freedom. His face is at least four times as tall as it is wide. Yeah, his chin's in my underwear. They think he may have had acro megaly. It's, I don't know if it's, yeah, or Marfan. Marfan syndrome, I think, yeah. He was very, very tall for his day

with super long arms and legs and his elongated face. Yeah, I wonder what he would've thought about these hoes. Can you imagine going back in time and telling those guys, hey, we gotta, we gotta waver poor people to like, it's like not have babies. And we made it illegal.

They'd be like, what the, why the fuck would you do that? What the fuck's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah. What do you mean illegal? Huh, okay. Well, that's what you guys want to do to get historical. There were a lot of abortion, you know, states abortion illegality, you know, back in the 1800s and really one of the main reasons that was done was because midwives and stuff were giving abortions.

Like they wanted licensed people to, you know, get it because it's fucking dangerous back then. So it was like, so they're like, no, you get it's fucking illegal unless because the baby could grab the scalpel away from you Stabby is like sending a midwife to do it. We don't want to put these doctors in trouble Babies are not gonna fuck with cut a bitch Hey fucking around man. Yeah, they're twerking for their abortions. I thought you meant the babies They babies probably are too. I mean if the moms moms are, the babies are in there, do it.

Start them young. Start them young. You want to see them turn? I mean, we all are. Our parents were definitely, our parents were definitely wrong when it came to, you know, you're wasting your time online and wasting your time with video games and all that kind of shit. It's like, yeah.

Hey, dad. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, or I'll, I'll stop the house payments. Hey, dad the fuck up. Shut the fuck up or I'll stop the house payments. Hey dad, shut up. Oh God. Talk about cheapening your fucking, nothing to make like a movement to a side look as stupid as something like this that you're about to play. I bet they know what the definition of a woman is now.

You know what the definition of a woman is? No, okay, we'll re-take anyway, there's abortions. I might have a, you've refreshed, maybe this will refresh your memory. We're taking away their abortions. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, woman. A woman, yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I did women, not men. Women. I thought you were seeing something else. One, I'm saying, please, please, please, please, please don't, please. If there's one thing we know, it's that people's priorities when dealing with problems have been fucked. Oh. Oh, shibin.

Should have been watching over this shit, ladies. Here you go, twerking for abortion. Bad twerking, bad twerking. And there's one thing I hate at a twerking demonstration. That's terrible twerking. It's got awful twerking. And you would think the size of this fat ass that there should be a good twerk coming up, but it's not.

No, more. I'm going to take a fucking party atmosphere. Well, how do you think there? Why do you think that is? Ah. And then you got white women and white themselves into a torquing protest. Real lame real quick. Just go sit down.

I know that, well, look, I know that I know that white people are lame by and large. I'm, I'm aware of this. Yeah. I'm aware that if I'm talking in a group of black guys, I sound like the least hip dude. I embrace it. You can only beat, you can only be who you are. Do you play up like do you get extra white when you're talking to black guys? No, I just go like. Actually, I did know that. Dave, I'm gonna race him. Actually, I did know that. Actually,

I did know that. Oh, yeah, do you know Todd? Yeah. That's one of my favorite fucking white guy impersonations ever. It's so funny to me. Dave, I'm going to race them. Yeah. Oh yeah, at least in like the Olympics when the black guys won the Olympics and the other white guy won, he was like, I'm not gonna do that black power fist. I support you, but I don't want to. Remember that famous picture of the Olympics with the black guys are doing the black power. And the 68, I think.

And the white guy sitting there with his head bowed. I haven't seen a picture in a long time. I don't remember. Yeah, I remember. Here, let me see. No, I mean, I'm aware of the picture. I can't think about it till I, Olympics. Black. Yeah, I think it was 1968.

Power fist. Yeah, you were right about that. How the fuck do you remember a year at all? I got a lot of anything. Well, the Olympics are easy because they've been even years traditionally. And like, I don't know, I know a lot of stupid, useless shit.

Yeah, no kidding. That didn't help us in trivia though, did it? No, but we did go forth. We're tied for fourth. We tied for fourth. The comeback was good. No, it was tied for fourth. Oh, that's pathetic.

But it was a good comeback. Everybody pulled out something that nobody else knew. That's true. So it was, yeah. Even 80s girl had a bunch of songs. That one, yes. I know. That one, that one actually, I felt somewhat positive.

Now I hate losing in anything. Yeah. But that one actually gave me a little hope. The first one was just like fucking, what the fuck is this? The action was bad. I'm doing, but that was two years ago. Three, it's been a minute since we've done that.

Okay, so you've got to do it again. Or do it again. Yeah, I do, yeah. First, second, third, the white guy here. Right. Spoke with these gentlemen before, and said, I support you, but I'm not, it would seem like it would be lame if I did it too.

So I just want to know. I'm white and I also care about endorsement deals. I don't know if they did in the 60s. I don't know, that's what I heard, he said, I've read that quote somewhere. But you get what's been he's wants to be on the Wheaties box for finishing second because the other guy's unmarketable. Perhaps then you get the then when women do what is essentially the same thing, it's excellence in the only thing that they can do, which is shake their ass. The white women will not give that same

difference. You know? I wonder where you're going with this. Thank you. I think everyone was wondering where I was going with that. You had a plan? Look at the white girls, you're not even bent over. What is it? What is this? Shaking her flat ass back and forth? Yeah. Then this dude comes in. This dude, this is a stereo dude. You don't need to bring your fucking snare drum. Look at him.

Yeah. Swacking for abortions. Yes. Yes. Oh, twerking for abortions, yes! Yes! Oh, okay, that's enough twerking for abortions. God, that is enough. You know, it's extra funny. What? It's now we get to hear about it until the end of time

because they've been trying to approximate, they've been trying to craft this sex doll that women would care about for the last 20 years. They've been trying to craft a sex doll. They have, who's they? The government and some people who run the government. Has been trying to craft a sex doll. Like they're like global warming.

What do you think about that? That's gonna kill a lot of people with them. You care about that, right? What do you think about trans rights? That's, I lot of people with them. You care about that, right? What do you think about trans rights? That's, I mean, that's women, that's basically a women problem. That's basically a woman, basically a woman. You care about that, right? And when we're like, are there more men?

I wonder if there are more trans men or trans women. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, I don't actually just thought of that. I don't know. Anyway, go ahead. Probably more trans women. I don't know. Anyway, go ahead. Probably more trans women. I don't know. Right?

You got me? Because women is complain about stuff. Oh, you know, well, there's might be a vocal majority. I don't know, then. I'll have to check on that one. But then they're like, well, what about gay marriage? You guys, you like guys like getting married. And you could imagine that these men want to get married.

That's pretty much your fantasy. So don't you care about that? And I'm like, eh, kinda. Yeah. Go vote. Now they got fucking the loads. Now they got the fucking galactic lay line. They got gold.

Now they've got the the philosopher's stone of women's issues. Oh, you guys care about you acting like horrors, right? Well, come on out to the polls. We'll fix it this time. We're not gonna fix it this time, even if we get elected. But come on down. We'll fix it for you. Gotcha.

We'll give you a big, beautiful log that you can take home and stay able to do your headboard. And I'm pro-borsion, by the way. Just want everyone to make sure that's clear. Mm-hmm. Pro. Yeah.'s clear. Pro. Yeah, not choice. So abortion, just yeah, 60 million people was wiped out, terminated.

Since rovers weighed went into effect. Well, that seems like nothing but a help. I know. Thank God. I never got elected with crime stats and all that. I mean, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all that. I mean, oh my God, I don't know about any stats. Here's more good news. More. Yeah, even more, but wait, there's more.

But wait, there's more. I showed up to my parents house. Well, actually, this is bad news. Yeah. This is very bad news. Really? Yeah, let me rewind that. Okay, I forgot how this story ends.

I'm bracing for something, you know, of gravity. I can never get just a string of good luck. Oh, really? Yeah, this was, this was good luck for me. I guess the way I'm in our show upset. I think you've had a lot of strings of good luck. No, it's all been bad. It could have been better, about 40 something years of it. Could have been better. Okay, well sure. But this is more bad luck. Yeah. My mom calls me and she goes,

you're never gonna believe what your nephew Bam Bam found in your closet. Oh no. He's hunting around for your shit to play with. Just could be. He said, let me, what do you mean? She goes, put him on the phone. Put him on the fucking phone right now.

Do not talk to him anymore. Nothing like that cleared all that stuff out. That stuff's already been found. Right. He found all these Pokemon cards. Oh yeah, she goes, yeah, there's like, does you know they're worth a? Yeah, she's like, she's trying to read them.

There's like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, car million and like a Pikachu and like a blast toys that I'm like, wait a minute, what? I've been trying to find those cards for like 10 years. Yeah, because I knew I had, I knew I had. Are they worth a lot of money? Do people care about them? I mean, I know people care about it, so the dumb question, but I mean, I put some of them online.

Yeah, so I said put the kid on right now. Right. I said, I know that of them online. Yeah, so I said put the kid on right now. You're right. I said, I know that you wanna dip into those cards and play with them, but I'll give you anything that you want. If you just leave them alone. I don't care what Nana says. I know you wanna play with them, but there worth a lot of money to me.

Well, then I want a lot of money. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna fill your row bucks card up, right? And we're going to go and I'm going to get you a brand new, those are old and busted cards that you're looking at right now. Yeah, those mean a great deal to me. We're going to get you the brand new ones that aren't worth shit. I don't know if it's shit.

Yeah. If you just put them down. But the shiny and new. And if you get any kind of ideas, you remind you that I know where you live. I can call up your brother right now, and he can rain hell down upon you. Right now, I'll give him the same deal I'm giving you. Right now.

I'll pitch you against your heart. If you walk away. Right, so just put the cards down and walk away. So I go up there to get them. You made a special trip? Yeah, fathers, no way, really? Oh, fathers, that's not a special trip. Yeah, but I was going up there for Pokemon cards.

Right. That just so happened to be fucking me. I was like, okay, I see. I get this Pokemon card. Sure enough, it's like five sets. I mean, there are five sets of the base set Pokemon, jungle, first edition, fossil, team rocket, all in the, it's the fucking exact box I've been looking for for like 10 years.

These are original. Yeah, original Pokemon cards are Pokemans. And they are perfect. Like I would take them out, put them in the sleeve. Really? So they're in really good shape because I am like, I got books from when I was a kid with a spines not even cracked. Cause I would read them like, look at. And like, oh, that's nice.

Okay, people got, people got, give you a gift thinking you knew how to read. Thanks. Loved it. Read it in there. I have a system of mirrors set up. Like, I don't want to disturb that spine. Yeah.

That's not me. My first additions. So I look one up. It's like sure enough. 1500 bucks. Jesus. Oh, wow. Okay. So I said to the little It's like sure enough, $1,500. Jesus. Oh wow, okay. So I said to the little man, I'm like,

you know what, you did me a very good, he's thank you so much for not taking these cards and throwing them all over the room. How about we go get you a thing? And this thing goes, Uncle, I did take some of those cards. That's it. Yeah, you know what? Okay, that's okay.

Yeah, I got a, don't think that you did a good thing by telling, and a future, That's it. Yeah. You know what? Okay. That's okay. Yeah. I got over it. Don't think that you did a good thing by telling, and the future, don't you want to know which ones you talk in case they're worth a lot more? I found out. You did a list of them and I said, okay. Is that all? Yeah.

Are you sure? Yeah. I said, okay. And the future don't be honest like that. You're not punished. You get half money. The ones you took weren't really like 50, 60 bucks a card. Really? You got to give honest like that. You're not punished. You get half money. The ones he took weren't really. Like $50, $60 a card.

Really? You got to give them to him? Oh no, I took them out of his room. Yeah, I'm taking them. So I buy some new ones. So I posted some online. I'm like, how much of these worth? What'd you put them on?

On Twitter. I said, hey, you just wanted to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this motherfucker said, it's worth like, he says, oh yeah, that one's like he's just oh yeah That one's like 20 30 grams. You fucking kidding me because it's a shadow list. I don't know what it's like a charge most rare Charizard he's got to be perfect though. Yeah, I'm gonna be perfect. He's got to be perfect even borders and no nicks No, I'm fucking it. I got it. Yeah, I got a fucking because I sleep that shit I go look at the card, I flip it over.

I'm like, I'm really gonna look at this. Yeah, I flip it over. And there's two little nicks. Yeah. Out of the bottom of the card. Right, so it's not meant. And I said, oh, and it was like a flashback. Little nicks as in like actual little gouges,

like little triangles cut out of them. Yeah. How big? I mean, barely there. Like a millimeter. Barely there, but I fucking remember when it happened. Oh, because I was with my ex-girlfriend at the time way, way back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was using the card to pry open the plastic thing to put it in. Oh, yeah. And I said, hey, hey, what are you doing? That's gonna fuck up the car. That would do that. She's like, give me a break.

Like that's gonna, like that's such a big deal. From the past. Ah, kicking you from the... You just caught me. Decades in the past. I want you green, Collie. You fucking... I wonder what the,

I wonder how much it dings of value. I don't know a lot. I mean, you want a little card with a flicker? Well, it depends. I mean, it depends how old and rare. It's like, yeah, it's gonna be down, but it's like, you know, I mean, a fucking 59 less poll with a faded top

is still worth a fuck ton of money. But it was the principle of it. I know. I remember that argument like it was yesterday. Yeah. Oh, ah, whatever. I know how this happened. Hey, you know, in chat support, like when you pop up the little thing to chat, I do, sadly.

Why do you have to put the question in and then the person comes in and then they ask you how they could help you and they never never could see a question that you put in. Some places use like, it's bots, right? Like I mean, some places use bots, yeah, and that's great. Yeah, tell you that pretty much. For us, probably not worth it to people who can not identify bots.

True, because that's probably most people. Yeah. Oh wow, I can't, who's doing the, what a nice gentleman this is. What are you doing after work? I'll go get an abortion together. What was the question again? You have to put in your question, your quandary.

Oh, no, no, and then they ask you again. Yeah, and then they get on there and says, hi, I'm, I'm whatever, Kimberly, I'm here to help you with your problem. What was it? Like, I just fucking put it right there. Why does it ask? I don't believe it.

What is every single system asking for the problem? And the first thing they say is, how can I help you? And if you sit there and wait as long as you want, they never read what it was. Never. I think because they know that most people will not give information up front because they're too stupid.

It has to be pulled out of them. Why does it say put your problem in? What is your problem? Oh yeah, here's my problem. Is this this? They know they have to ask twice. How can I help you? Well, look right there.

Yeah. Just look right there. So how can fix above problem? Copy. And it's always some jinky JavaScript or your phone and you're like, OK, copy paste. Oh, I've got all the HTML. Wow. I don't do that JavaScript or your phone. You're like, oh, okay, copy paste

I've got all the HTML wow. I don't do that shit on my phone. It's too mad too much madness Chance I got yeah, there's a homeless homeless homeless help desk downtown now in LA. Oh, yeah Well, is it that's pretty so the LA what is it the The LA grand hotel? I think so. Yeah. I don't know what they're, I want to get dressed up like a homeless and go see what kind of help I can get.

Well, I mean, it's something that you could probably, I mean, it might be a worthwhile thing for the show. Yeah. You and Vito seemed to like to do that kind of shit. Vito. Yeah. Vito did, we'll go get Hepat together downtown at the Helmless Hulp desk. Oh, he was so depressed.

Well, you know, you know, I mean, that's... You can? Well, yeah, you can cure hepatitis, I believe in cure hepatitis C. Oh. At least people are saying that they have been cured of hepatitis C. I would be saying it. It can all, I mean, it's, it's, it's hep C's a bad thing. Let's see. British man turned away from giving blood after refusing to answer if he

was pregnant. That's for real. That's why you lost your abortions, ladies, because you'd been doing shit like that. Is this for too many years? That's why. Cause you've been doing shit like that for 20 fucking years. Uh, yeah. I mean, I don't want Fox News. Do you think that's unlikely that this happened? No, I think head on their form. Are you pregnant?

I think that's probably happened. Obviously, I'm a man and she goes, well, I'm sorry, sir. I just have to ask you. It's a high form. Well, bitch, you're not getting any of my blood. How about that? And you're not getting any abortions either. How about that? You're not getting any pregnant blood. I'll tell you

what makes me a rage. Oh, what? Didn't think I ever had a rage, huh? No. Or once in a while. But whatever, once every hundred episodes. Yeah. What do you have? People who just set off fireworks for no reason at any hour. What? At any time. Why? Well, I live in a very strange little pocket right on the Burbank Glendale border. Okay. Now both of those cities are nice. Like they're not, you know, they're fine. Yeah. However, I think there's as many Mexicans and Armenians as there are white people. It's really a very mixed little area. Well, you know, you have a thing for that.

You've got the, I have a thing for what, mixed. And so if it's not the Armenian teenagers driving their cars like 80 miles an hour down the street, like just fucking wampin' over speed bumps. I think it's like, do you have a lot of in your age? In your ex-accontinent, you're just lighting fucking fireworks off for no reason at any, at any hour, at any day, doesn't matter, no rhyme or reason.

Fun. So I was, you know what? I made me realize that what I wish for is about every, every third firework, let's say blows your fingers off. Just blows your fucking fingers off. You gotta really need to warn them about that. So check this out.

Dude, if every third firework I heard in my neighborhood was followed by 10 minutes of screaming, followed by a siren. Man, I would sleep like a fucking baby with a smile on my face. You would never see a happier guy. Yeah, every three. I got every one. I'm not in.

No, every fucking three. Every three. Yeah, because people are stupid enough to do it. I know somebody who's wasting money on guitar lessons. You should put out with love. God, I would love to fucking hear that. Don't be fooled by those safety ads. Fireworks cannot blow up in your hand. They have a safety mechanism.

Well, yeah, if I was sicker, I'd probably go the other way and start a campaign to show that the dangers of M80s are far overblown. Do you listen at your window for some moment to come out? Dio Smil. Yeah, people running around trying to figure out what to do. Oh, Nesta. Susmanos.

I don't know how to do that in Armenian. But oh, I don't know. Yeah. Bro. Well, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Bro. Well, that's too bad. Yeah, it's too bad. Too bad. I haven't seen it, but I like it. I have to work on, uh, I like fireworks. Like, cool. People are having a good time.

I like fireworks. Some stuff up. It's just like, whatever fucking reason, like, obviously, like, 130 in the morning, you'd boom. Like, fucking, come on, man. Like, I go to work. Oh, do you? Yeah, what time?

Well, I mean, I usually have to get there by eight or so to get ready for. All right. You know, I had a paper round. Well, I mean, you know, you got, you got usually got session start at nine. Wow. On purpose.

Yeah. You guys could do it at any time you want. No, it's pretty, you know, production, like how I do it, you know, it's generally pretty, they're generally four hour blocks, usually like nine to one, two to six. It's just very tight. Yeah, well, I mean, cause yeah,

you got an hour in between sessions, but yeah, they try to work, you know, that's a one good thing about, well, not the way, there's a lot of good things about, like, you know, the section of the industry that I'm in. But that's, they keep very sane hours for the most part. Yeah.

Not always. I've been there. So I've been there at five and six in the morning to hook up with Germany or England. Hmm. Sometimes it sucks. I wonder if you could tune a recorder, some of your recording equipment. Yeah. Just perfectly so that you could hear women crying about abortions all

over the country. It's a pretty sensitive mix they're making nowadays. You know, you need to preamp with a lot, a lot of gain, a lot of gain. States rides, right? States ride Welcome civil war's not over And gun rides. Oh, what do you would pack her transgender? What's funnier? That's what he was Whatever's funny. I know that's what he would pack his whole deal. Did he talk? Oh, yeah, he, didn't he? Yeah, he talked. Like really, really high. Like his left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't like, whoa, that's how he talks? Yeah.

Yeah. Here's the button. Did you see this Buzz Lightyear kiss? These lesbians? Lesbian Buzz Lightyear kiss? I don't know if you care about that. Did you want to see it? Did you hear about it?

No. There's a big lesbian kiss in Buzz Lightyear, the movie that nobody wanted to see. Cause the toy was satirical, which I guess nobody realized the Disney, that the toy was a satirical commentary on cartoon movies. So it was necessarily insulting of the source material. You fucking idiots.

Anyway, they made a movie of it. And instead of giving Buzz Lightyear a love interest, they gave him a dumpy lesbian sidekick who's like a girl boss. Yeah. Like proving herself to herself. Okay. Yeah.

Basically why you lost your abortions. And here's, they threw in a lesbian kiss that everyone was freaking out about. And I was, and I thought it was dumb, but then I saw the kiss and I was enraged. Really? Yes. Well, here, I'll show you.

Here's the case. Here's the lesbian kiss. Buzlight ears walking the lesbian to the door. So that's Buzlight ear. That's Buzlight ear. What is this? What's a fucking movie is this? This is a night ear. Buzlight ear to the movie. Yeah. Pixar. That's Buzz Lightyear. What is this? What's a fucking movie is this? This is a night year.

Buzz Lightyear, the movie. Yeah. Pixar. The Buzz Lightyear movie. Yeah. The real life, it's like a real, I think it's the movie that the toy is based on, but I don't know if it's really happened or if it's a movie.

That's not clear to me. What is it? It does not look like a Pixar movie at all. Because they're doing all kinds of things with computers these days. Well, I know. Here you go. Here it comes. Well, I know. Here you go. Here it comes.

Well, see, I'm going to pause it right there. You see this lady here? Yeah. That's the lesbian. Okay. Here was the kiss. Okay. Yeah.

Like a disgusting. Uh-huh. What did you want more? I wanted this, that kiss looks like what straight people think lesbians are like because they're uncomfortable with it. Yeah. Who would, like a little, well, it's kind of familiar, right? Like, I mean, are they together, like for years and years? I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't, because that's that kind of kiss. Is it, that's weak? I mean, I mean like that's not even she didn't even shift her weight

What kind of kiss play again played again? Okay, I've watched it many times to try to figure out exactly what this kiss is It's making me it makes me mad more mad every time Well It doesn't match the surprise expression on her face when she turns around. No. Like, oh, no. Oh, yeah. And then, yeah.

Well, they obviously, there was talk about how to make it. How does she push your heads together? I mean, lady in the tramp has more chemistry than that. And they're fucking dogs. That's true. That's true. This is your big, this is your big promotion of lesbians. Remember, what the fuck? They're gonna do the least damage possible when they make a stand like that. That's what that's all about.

I don't even know. Let's enrage people as little as possible. That's what makes it. We just want to see the rate are ideally. I don't even know which one's supposed to be the man. That's what maybe just want to see the latest idea. I don't even know which one's supposed to be the man. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah. Every, every relationship has one that's supposed to be the man. It's the one without the black eye clearly.

Is it the one coming over more? I don't know. Uh, baby. I don't know. It's impossible. It's hell. Maybe. I'm going to see it again.

Ah, they do it real quick too. Yeah. They're not even looking at each other. They even come together real quick. Or look at me while you're kissing me, you bitch. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty weak. It's pretty weak. Awful.

Very upsetting to me. I could see how that would be upsetting. These kids are growing up. Yeah, they're not even in the need abortions. They're just having fat, fat, fat, not sexual lesbians shoved in their face, not hot, hot sexy lesbians. Have you seen the twerking scene in that movie? It's ugly.

It's ugly. Lame. Let's see here. Pregnant man. Oh, birth rates are down for some reason. Hmm. Hmm. That's interesting.

I wonder why that could be. Because nobody has any fucking money. Well, no, people have not had money before. Hmm. Something happened. Something happened. Oh. Something happened. Something happened. Something happened. Something happened. Something happened. Yeah. Everybody says, look at how many fucking babies are going to happen out. It's like, no, like how many fucking divorces and domestic violence is going to happen.

I don't know. Maybe it was something else. Something that went into the testicles and the ovaries and the blood that made something. This is Germany's first report of birth rates since they rolled something out. Oh god. Just a fuck out of here. Sean, look, 10% dropped. That's a lot. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Happened before though. Don't we have a collar?

Hmm. Look, here is, okay, here's all these years. Look, 2010. Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't. Exactly the same. Except something happened. Wait on the next year. Well, something happened here. I don't know what it could be. Yeah. I know you don't. It would have had to happen like about a year ago. Let's see here. Let's see if I have any other data. Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'm sure you got great data. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Following. I don't know what that means. I know. Uh, overy, something with the testicles.

Huh, I don't know, but sure is odd. Yeah. Oh, man. Kids per person, this one, I think that one means goberin, condorin, per man. Anything you can do it over people not to have kids. Trophin off. Look at that.

That's pretty low, don't you think? Well, I mean, it's compared to those other two lines that are on the bottom. Huh. Germany, you say. Yeah. Anybody check the ovens? Oh, something's wrong with the oven.

It's been power washed by some sort of an agent. So I'm sort of a reactive. I see. Let me see if the stinky foot fetish person is there. Oh, stinky. See, that's the, how many email them right now? Just make sure they're here. He's a, right, You're talking about somebody else.

I hope calling in. Yeah. Wait, no, the foot fetish. No, no, but somebody else besides that. I don't want to like say who it is. Oh, yeah. Let me, let me, let me message him too. Yeah. I don't want to read some comments. I didn't even get to any of my articles. That was one article that I had. Hmm. Hmm. He believed that getting my $50,000 Pokemon card ruined. Now it's 50. It was 20 or 30, like 10 minutes ago. Yeah, but can you believe it? I can remember her doing it like as a fucking yesterday. I mean, sawing it in there to open up the little pack, to

open up the little plastic. You know what's the worst about that? But they have fingernails. They have fingernails, they can do that. Yeah, but they're fingernails. They're so precious. They don't want to use them. Still plastic though. I mean, let me see if he's here.

You. Oh, you know what else I had? Nah. I'll do that. Too much. Oh, wait. Here's a Biden quote on what America is. We're going into July 4th.

Are we going to have a show before July 4th? Because I really have some stuff to say about. Wait, I think, yeah, I think so. Isn't it like a week from Monday? Yeah. Yeah, so we will. We'll have one more. Oh, yeah, this is pretty good.

This is Biden with some inspiring words about America. America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. I was gonna put him in a foot. America is... It's awesome. Are you lost your abortions? This is your guy that lost that lost them. Shit.

Maybe he literally lost them. You ever heard that America? That's like a define in a single word. I'm going to give you. You know, it's funny. Like when voice actors flood a line, they'll go into something like that, because it's fucking hilarious. Yeah.

And it's like that's what they sound like. It's like that was done on purpose, by like a professional, as opposed to just like somebody's brain short circuiting. I'm the most powerful man in the world. Not him, you mean? Hey, let's hear. America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Yeah. I was gonna put him

Yeah. Oh, God, it's all folks. I think there was a coffin there too. One more for fun. He's sitting there with the, it's very funny. The black new Supreme Court and Kmalha Harris, right? And she, so that was her first decision. Like, hey, how you doing? Welcome to the Supreme Court. I'm the black guy here. We're taking the portions away. Oh, Clarence.

Yeah. Well, they Clarence is, he's the most conservative of all of them. Oh, yeah. I think it's so people don't realize that he's black. He's been hiding it for like, you know, he has a reverse. He has magical spell. Yeah. The more conservative he is, the, he doesn't turn wider. He's something like that. He doesn't get black. I don't, or just like the way that says, how did you vote on that issue?

Wait a minute. I think he might be black. He starts listening to hip hop and like talking during movies, he's like, fuck, I gotta get out of here. I gotta go rule, I gotta go, I gotta go take away their abortions and make all guns legal. Yes, yes, talking, talking to a guy like some kind of black like canthropy. Oh, good pull.

Go ahead, damn. America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Okay. I was gonna put him in. Put him in. What? So what is the word he's trying to say? I don't know.

He doesn't. Who could what? It's. What so what is the word he's trying to say? I don't know he doesn't Deloies wrote that speech As with the judge as much tail Hey dick love the show is always and just saw that you covered. Oh, yeah, here's the, here's the footwear. Dogo has said attention parents. COVID vaccines for tots are here. Oh, wow.

You got to see this, see this to believe it. Oh, okay. Attention parents, is this email that this person, Dogo's forwarded it to me. Understanding, understanding the COVID vaccines for babies and preschoolers. Oh, wow. Isn't that, look at this little dude. Look at the, yeah. It's like a shrunken down man.

It does look like a shrunken down. How long can down like a patient man? It looks like it does. Great news. Oh, that's how you know it's gonna be a good email. Yeah, sure. Great news. Right.

Yeah. I bet you're expecting bullshit. But it's actually great news. After a long wait for parents, the FDA just authorized two COVID vaccines for kids as young as six months old. That's young. Learn how we know they're safe,

what side effects to expect. Yeah. And how many doses kids need for full protection? I don't know. Sikaret companies aren't allowed to do this anymore, right? Put like a cartoon ad. No, I don't know. Don't you think maybe they shouldn't have had a cartoon on it? I don't know. Cigarette companies aren't allowed to do this anymore, right? Put like a cartoon ad. No, I don't know. Don't you think maybe they shouldn't have had a cartoon on it?

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, if cigarette companies can't say, the cartoons, I don't think that can read at this age. But the parents, you can't sell them cigarettes with a cartoon. That's all I'm saying. I don't know.

Can they, can they, hmm, I get, yeah, there are no, I know where it is animated, huh? Cause I think, cause it, Ah, Joe Cool, yeah, I remember that. know where is animated huh because I think it because it's a joke cool Yeah, I remember that joke. I'm a joke. I'm a camel. Yeah, you can only use joke. Cool's probably dead too I think a lot of people complain too because his fucking nose looked like a huge dick Don't I'm serious. I think people complained about that. Oh, yeah, they definitely did Don't you think that's a little much

Oh, yeah, they definitely did. Don't you think that's a little much though? The cartoon and these promises, learn how we know they're safe, what side effects to expect, and how many, oh, wow. I mean, you know how dumb people are. Do they just read that? I'm like, oh, okay, that must be true. Yeah, I mean, well, I know, I hope they'd I would hope they would do their

six months. I would hope they would do their, you know, research and make that decision. Six months. It's the young. Well, you know, babies get what, what, I don't know the schedule for vaccines for, for infants. I mean, I know they get some that are, I know they get some young. I know they get some that they'll die if they get me. Yeah. Well, you don't have any answers. No, there's no risk for that. There seem to be the lowest risk. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Kiwi says he's going to call. Oh, really? Kiwi's calling. Yeah. Okay. Let me see at the foot. 10 minutes. Who's going gonna race them? Race them? You want to talk to Alexa first?

I want to talk to both of them. Okay, we'll talk to both of them. Wait, wait, Alexa? Yeah, the foot person. Oh, I thought it was a guy. Well, Sean. Well, who can out of the... Yeah.

Yeah. Why should I fucking say that? I'll read their email. Hi, Dick, love the show as always. And just saw that you covered the O.Thos those toes podcasts and the latest WATP crossover. I'm a buy male to female trans girls. Okay. That's why I shouldn't have said what I said. I'm a buy male to female trans girl. 36 B cups with a wicked wicked foot fetish. So from Boston too. Yeah, it's my biggest. Show me them wicked toes.

So my biggest kink. I love. Come on, don't be a hat on. I love both giving and receiving. I've also shipped socks to partners in my past. Got it. I'd love to come on the show and give a hopefully less retarded perspective

than the slurs at oh those toes. By all means, I love talking to these. Sheer is Alexa. He asked we met before at Road Rage Atlanta. I was someone else back in the day. Okay, Alexa, are you there? Maybe you're server muted.

Hey, can you hear me? Yes, I can. Alexa, how you doing? I'm doing great. I'm doing great. You doing great. Hey, how are y'all doing? Are you from Boston? Are you actually from Boston? No great. I'm doing great. You're doing great. Hey, how are y'all doing? Are you from Boston?

No, I don't think so. No, no, no, no, Canada. I just heard Wicked and went for the easy joke. So you heard the, oh, those toes podcast? Well, I mean, I mean, you guys ripped it to shreds on and yeah, it's absolutely, absolutely retarded. Yeah. Okay.

And you have the same wicked foot fetish and you've sent socks to partners in the past. Like partners on, did they pay for that? Like only fans are these people you're hooking up with. I don't think these are just people that I would hook up with around town. They would like to keep, you know, they'll keep sake afterwards. Okay, like sexual partners, right? How do you know, how do you figure out that they're into feed? Well, so I would hang around the fetish clubs a little bit and, you know, I'm always the

bitch there or, you know, the guy there back in the day with, you know, painted toenails and barefoot all the time. So you would tell who would be staring at you. Okay. I see. A little paint. What's a fetish club like? We have, yeah, where do you find those and what do they like to go to? And how far does a fetish have to be to be banned from a fetish club. Are huge, is huge tits a fetish?

Can I get a question? Oh, women don't talk a fetish. Can I find that at the fetish club? Oh, most definitely. It's got a thing for mutes. Yeah. Well, I mean, the club usually has all the, all the implements that you need to shut a girl up.

So that's typically, you know, provided there. Wow. Is that true need to shut a girl up. So that's typically provided there. Wow. Is that true? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like the places that leave the room here in Montreal, you show up there. It's usually in the basement of some kind of a rickety industrial building.

It's someone who's renting this place. They put up a whole bunch of like spanking benches and like suspension points. And yeah, they put up a whole bunch of like spanking benches and like suspension points. And yeah, they'll usually have literally a couple of every implement imaginable, canes, vloggers, bloggags, open mouthgags, fucking machines. Fucking machines. A fucking machine is, you name it, they're usually all there.

Wow. And our people, are there, what's the right word, genetic girls there too? Oh yeah, mostly it's rare to find, to find, you know, a lot of people. What do they call them? Biological girls, how the fuck do you, what's the difference?

I don't know. I mean, that's the right. Do they have, do they have people there who are very upset about the abortion getting yanked away? That's all I'm going to say. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no.

I mean, we're all mad by proxy. Our prime minister has to try him in every time you guys do anything. Yeah. It's almost as if he's going up against the American conservatives more than anybody else right now, so. Yeah. Well, the women in California are very upset by it, too, but they're like, they're solid. They're going to have mandatory abortions in California before they have optional, like before they take them away. But you know, at the end of the day, I do kind of understand it.

You know, we're in a recession right now. there's a labor shortage, we need dysfunctional families for people to work in the Amazon warehouses. Yeah. That's true. Okay, so why, why feed? Why not? Yeah. Yeah.

Because we're doing all those toes, right? And that chick was talking about sucking the stink off your feet. Do you remember that? Yeah, no. Yeah, that's what I do. That makes fat lady was talking about. But are there, there's got to be, if people like that, there's got to be people who like clean feet too.

Yeah, I'm going to say that's the majority of people. So that's like, that's the thing. Okay. Okay. That's because you can sell it. How relieved dick is you can sell it. Well, you know, that's all the the e-thoughts and the horror is selling the used panties and socks and stuff. That's why that's what they focus on is because, you know,

feet picks only goes so far and at the end of the day, selling your odor is something that that seems like to buy. So it's not, that's not what you usually find. Okay, so those people who are deep into it. Oh wow. Or yeah. Well, I would say that it's less foot fetish and more like a femdom kind of a thing. You know, that's really more linked into like the online domination space. The lines are blurred. Yeah, I can understand. I mean, it makes sense that if somebody had, I mean, I guess you can, why wouldn't you be into some somewhat like adjacent fetishes? What do you mean, like, thinking for you?

Well, I mean, like you said, like that. And then like the, the, the Dom thing, like, when femdom, I guess thinking? Well, I mean like he said like that and then like the the dumb thing like Domb I guess women like take out the trash Right, yeah, I mean like that is really kind of it's it's the it's the men who like to be Humiliated they like to be youated, they like to be dominated, they like to be made fun of who have the dirty stuff kind of fetish. It's a private form of humiliation that they'll do at home and want, sometimes in the club too, but usually at home.

Do you see them at the club? Do you run into these guys at the clubs you go to? Oh, yeah, all the time. I mean, you know, if you're out in the club and your feet are showing, you will be able to see who is staring down at them. You sit down at a table. Really? If you're hip to it, you're so off obviously.

You're so off obviously. You're so off obviously. Wow. All the time. Uh-oh. Have I been giving off the wrong? Oh, I don't know. Hmm. I'm going to start offering tit rubs.

Nama grams. Oh, yeah. You know, like, yeah. Hi, I'm Dr. Cockin' Balls. Here's my card. Right. Yeah. Dr. Barry Macockiner. How often do you go to these clubs?

I used to a lot more. You know, I've, you know, COVID designated them all, so, you know, it's been a few years. What the fuck? And I've never been here in the end of COVID. They gotta come back. They've got all the fucking fetish clubs. They gotta come back.

People don't lose their fetishes. All these places were like clandestine to begin with. They weren't running on like large margins. Yeah. And we were in lockdown for what? Like eight, eight, 12 months. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't like you guys.

Yeah. Kind of straight man go to the, to the fetish club and just get a foot massage. Like, can I go in there with sandals and parade them around until a bunch of guys are rubbing my feet? Is that possible? Um, so you're probably going to have a better luck with that at man's night. Uh, you know, man's night. Oh, yeah. That sounds like a, that sounds like a sitcom waiting to have it. Oh, let's go down to man's night.

Yeah, we got to get away from these frauds first. The only place in town that's doing a man's night. Guys night. Actually, yeah, it is one of the only places where it is literally no women only for a whole night. Oh, wow. Only guys in there. But yeah, like typically on the, on the, you know, on the, the more accepting evenings, the guys where they're usually more wanting to massage women's feet.

And like in general, people don't usually touch men's feet because men don't usually take care of them that well. And it's not. Oh, I see. Okay. You know, like, like, you know, at least for me, and I definitely don't speak for the whole foot fetish community, but I do for a lot of people. You know, man, like, yeah, guys, to take care of your feet better. Yeah. I mean, here we go. Now how long have you had a foot fetish like since when? when did it occur to you? Oh, well, so as long as I remember, I've always found feet fun.

And, you know, so if we wanna go into the really weird kind of, you know, childhood, like not sexual thing, like so many people who have kinks, so many people who have kinks go like, oh yeah, as a kid, I totally remember like being you know You know pushed around or tied up or sad on or whatever and it's kind of like then when it gets sexualized You kind of realize and yeah, I was definitely all about people putting feed in my face when I was like Really you think that you think the diaper fetish would have been bigger Since everybody you know, I mean, just saying, you remember getting feet put in

your face as a kid and you were like, yeah, I love it. Yeah, absolutely. I would, I would seek that out. How would you seek it out? Like you'd trick people into like putting their feet in your face, roll around on the subway. Yeah. Well, like like play wrestling outside in the grass and stuff. Really? Wow. That's so interesting.

And so like, you know, in kind of like a sexual manner, the first girlfriend that I had was straight out of high school, we were both virgins. And she had this weird medical problem that her hymen had to be surgically removed. Like we tried, we tried everything to get that out of there and it never worked. So you tried to fuck her hymen out and it didn't work? Yeah. How?

How does it not work? I think it was too thick and it was too strongly attached. Like it had to be surgically removed with a scalpel. Oh, God. So you tried to fuck her with your dick and you couldn't get your dick all the way in? It was like a pinky in. Wow.

Damn. Yeah. Okay. So we did everything but the kitchen sink, you know, but actually fucking, we did it for about six months and we did literally everything that we could that didn't sink, you know, but actually fucking, we did it for about six months and we did literally everything that we could that didn't imply, you know, vaginal or anal penetration because back then. And one of the things that she really, really,

really liked was having her feet played with. Okay. And so it was a lot of a lot of fomusage, a lot of, you know, toe sucking, a lot of heel biting of foot massage, a lot of, you know, toe sucking, a lot of heel biting, nibbling, that kind of stuff. And you know, always super clean. Like I wouldn't, like even a day, like I don't touch 30 feet. But it's just like, it's nasty. Okay, those, those two are given foot people a bad name then.

Cause they're a lot of... Yeah, Sean, you're right. I mean, about disgusting, dirty feet, that chick's talking about how she's too fat to suck her own toes. Remember that? Painter own toes. Oh, yeah, the painter own toes.

She's too fat to paint her own toes. Oh, shit. God, no, like for me, like the perfect foot for me is like slender athletic. So generally, I don't like them too too large. I would really like like small feet like a five or a six or something, but usually those are little too beefy like height wise. The proportions not quite right. Okay. So how big are your feet, Sean? Oh,. You are those two. Sean's feet are too big for you then, right? Well, you know, again, size isn't, for me,

it's all about the arch. I like an arch like a Porsche. They got to be well defined. It's true. It's like, look like a car. Got it. Got it. Okay.

And you're sending socks to these guys. It's guys that you hook up with at the fetish clubs, right? Guys and girls, I mean, back in the day, back in the day it was more men, yeah, for sure. Then the word guy out, that a bunch of guys were there giving foot rubs, women are beating the doors down. Is that why you transitioned?

No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, why did you transition? Did teachers do this? Did liberals do this somehow? No, well, I mean, it was so I've been in a committed relationship with my girlfriend for seven years. No, no. And like I was squarely a man when we started this relationship and as time went on I became more and more like fan more and more a feminine, you know, I mean I was living as a dude for 27 years so there's no way that you know like my voice and stuff there's a couple of things that well yeah kind of don't really you know change back afterwards back afterwards. No. Wow. But yeah, she was, she's super supportive of it. She's been super okay with it from the beginning.

But I mean, you always felt like a woman, right? I mean, did you ever have those thoughts, I would imagine, right? This didn't happen at 27. And you're like, oh, yeah, what about I was like a teenager? Yeah, so I mean, I kind of had to bully it out of me, younger as a kid. Like it was anything that was a little bit more,

like a feminine was kind of. Yeah, sure. I needed like a safe space to kind of had to bully it out of me younger as a kid. It was anything that was a little bit more, a feminine-less kind of. I needed a safe space to kind of explore that and discover it and kind of people who were supportive around me who were able to let me accept that at the end of the day. So, but yeah, I'm super happy with where I am now. And I definitely identify as not a girl, I'm super happy with where I am now. And I definitely identify as not a girl, I'm a trans girl. I still have the penis and everything, and that's not going to be going away anytime soon.

It's not going to be going away. He's had a lot of practice with it though. The penis? Yeah, I mean, he's done it like something. Do it at a younger age is what I'm saying mean, he's like, he's done it like something. Do it. Do it at a younger age. Is what I'm saying. So he's pretty comfortable. Yeah. You playing on, uh, entering any like college swimming sport, you go back to college, like, rounding danger field, but as a trans woman, that they got to remake that, right? Hey,

going back on, I would give anything. I'm a woman. Yeah. Right. Ladybugs too. I would give anything. I'm a woman. Yeah. Right? Ladybug's too. Jonathan, you don't lie to me, right? Yeah, I would give anything to see a Roddy Dangerfield dug up, reanimated and. Okay, I'm overwhelmed with the foot stuff.

I'm just glad to hear that they're not all into dirty feet. I don't know more about the fetish clubs clubs though. What kind of weird shit do you see about it? Like what's the weirdest, what's normal and then what's like out there? Do people get too drunk ever? And it's not. No, no, okay. So there's like a socially, all these places you can usually drink a little liquor. You can usually smoke a little bit of weed, but it's very closely watched. They definitely do not want anyone drunk actively in there for it. Yeah. Lassoot slash consent reasons.

And you can take way too much pain and you can't get your dick hard, right? Yeah, I have to talk to my head. Okay. Um, so okay, like a typical night at the fetish club, there'll be about 30-ish couples all playing together. Well, like a part. Like a little mini-orgy. Yeah.

Yeah, they're typically so, except they're typically not really that nude. It's a lot of lingerie and, well, fetish gear, obviously. But you typically won't see many people like fully, fully naked other than like in the one kind of area that is more for just like straight-up sex. Do they just have the winners hanging out or what do you mean not fully naked? Can I go around and just like a shirt and sand? I mean, ever since. You can definitely do anything. All of these things are allowed, but people will usually be wearing like latex boxers or like, you know, okay, leather bras and panties and stuff like that.

You're talking about like a Donald Duck fetish. Yeah, I'm talking about that. I'm talking about that. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to do it. Yeah, what's your talking to a guy? Shoes maybe? Yeah, that's the guy. Sure, let's go with that.

You'd fit right in, Dick. You'd fit right in. Oh, that's cool. Okay. Um, you'll, you'll typically see a lot of puppy is a lot of like pet play. Like that's a big, that's kind of like a, still a big thing right now. Not furries. Very different, but like pets puppies. Guys, Guys and girls wearing latex hoods, the nuclear energy czar by the Biden Hez. Yeah, exactly. Leather hoods, leather get up. Every once in a while, you'll see one of those people who wear what we call the bitch suits, which are the things that tie your elbows and knees down. So you're walking on your actual elbows and knees instead of being. Oh, God, those, those look like a nightmare,

right? You're all strapped in like that with your, you look like a saw horse. Yeah. I mean, they like it. I've, I've never had, you know, I'm definitely curious about it, but not in the middle of a fetish clip. It's going to hurt you. He was in knees. Yeah. It's a young man's game, Sean. I know. I got new parts in my shit.

I can't do that stuff anymore. True. True. You'll usually see at least one or two guys having, you know, pulling their girlfriend around on an elusion offering anybody a group. You'll typically see that one. Really? Wow.

Usually, yeah, people bent over the, you know, the spanking bench or the St Andrews Cross or. What's the St Andrews Cross? That's like the big X, like holding up against a wall, so it kind of, you can tie your legs to to the bottom your arms up top and your kind of just How fast are the women there on average? Do you think oh it runs the spectrum I saw a 350 pound girl do the fucking machine and it was absolutely

Trocious Is it rated for that I mean, it's not really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, and their partner had just aligned the the the fucking machine with her for for a giant gun. You know what you see from under the gun and yeah it was just like an ailing her and she was making the most terrible noises. She has a little cattle blinders on. Like temple brand temple, grandin, they walker and eye contact with the audience way too much for that.

What a fucking disaster, right? That would be the first thing I would say going into one of these fetish clubs. I'm right around. Nope. Sure. Cockinette. My cigar. Segarge is all the ash falls off, right?

Yeah. That's what you have her. Yeah. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Ah! How would you like a grobe? No. A grobe.

I don't even see that, I don't want to see that machine used on a skinnier girl now, throw it away. Get a new one. Get a new one. And like she was taking that fucking 12 and a half inches way too way better than she should be that looking. Oh God. The good news is that usually the larger girls wear a corset, like that's typically a thing.

So it kind of turns, you know, at least for the ones who are. Yeah, it turns them from fat to thick usually. Okay. Okay. You know, up in Canada, the girls aren't as big as this down where you guys are. Like that's next level. But so typically, there's not, I would say generally speaking, they probably fit into like a size seven or eight. Okay.

That's a reason a reasonable, isn't it? Thanks. So seven or eight. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'm the size is so. Oh, yeah. You guys are six foot 180 pounds. And I'm usually one of the bigger girls there.

Okay. Um, wow. Okay. Well, uh, I don't know if I'm sold on Fedged clubs after that. You were going there, but then he, you know, I was going there, but then I learned, learned a little too much. Okay. Well, I appreciate the info about the foot fetish shit.

What makes you a rage? Alexa. Oh God. Smelly badsman absolutely make me a fucking rage. Like whenever I go to a partner and it's kind of like, yes, I'm super down for you to, to handcuff me behind my back, you know, throw my head into the bed and just like my ass, but my God, your bed smells like a garbage. I don't want to go there. Man, just, no, no, I'm doing something else. It's a good rage, actually.

I mean, that would make you enraged, wouldn't it? I mean, if I finally tricked somebody into ass fucking me, I'm not. Come on, man. What are you doing? Prince is shit off first. Oh, yeah. And like, definitely in the dating scene,

I've noticed that men usually at least try to pick up when a date's coming over, the women just never, like they don't give a shit. No, they don't. They don't. Yeah. Oh yeah, agree with you. You're already here, you're just gonna fuck me anyways.

Are you from Montreal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a like a super slight accent when you're speaking, I assume you speak French, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's actually my first language. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny because I've, you know, listened to a lot of hockey players from, you know, from Quebec. It's like, you know, a little thicker in comparison. Then you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If you listen to a lot of hockey players from Montreal, like the accents are the English has an accent to it. She has a very slight accent. I can't believe you're a great friend. Yes, your girlfriend's cool with all this, right? You're transitioning each shit. Yeah, yeah. She was super supportive in it.

Like we go clothing shopping all the time. She likes to do the makeup. Oh, okay, there you go. She likes to do the makeup with me. And you know, so it's actually kind of really funny because when you started dating, she was super, super, super in a man like she's like, I'm super hetero, I really don't like women. Oh yeah, right.

It's guys only. I've heard that before. Well, I mean, you were right. Lesbyans are faking it like over the time, over the time that I've been with here, it's kind of like, yeah, you're kind of the most masculine I would go with and everything else is women. Yeah. That guy that got in trouble for like the, I don't know, the New York Times

or something for saying like all women are by. It's just bisexual or bipolar. And annoying me because it's a pretty funny. I mean, I don't get it because they're all bisexual. Yeah. And if they're, if we're going with some of them are bisexual, those are the bipolar ones. Oh, so I just want, what was that? I don't know, whatever.

I think it was you. Okay. Alexa, thank you for calling in and talking to me. You're very interesting. Thanks for having me on, guys. It was a blast. You want to stay on for Chris the Kiwi? You probably should. Oh, yeah.

Okay, let's see. He's already asking Dick for money. He's already asking Dick for money. He's already asking Dick for money. This should work. I think this will work. Why not? Define work. Well, they'll be able to hear each other. Okay.

He's gonna say awful things, you know. He knows who she knows first. Thank you. I'm gonna. Sorry. I'm gonna keep fucking that up I can't believe it. Oh, how long you can do K.L.U. Hey, Chris, how are you? Not too bad. Borschtun's going pretty hot take you at the moment, isn't it? Yep. The holes are mad, Chris. The holes are mad and they are crying. They are upset. Are they carons? Are they carons? I don't know. I don't think so. No, they're they carons report you. They don't have anything to report. They're, their abortions are done. It's been reported to them. Go ahead.

I'll just, I'll just agree. Feminist, uh, pro abortion, aren't they? Yes. Feminist are very pro abortion. Yeah. Well, a feminist is a Karen then. Not really. No. Now Karen is just a soccer moms. Yeah, Karen is just somebody who

Orange County sometime who wants to call fucking County of it of Karen's. You're more of a Karen than them because you talk to people's managers and get them fired. Yeah, more body, more choice. You know, right? You been riding some material? Yeah, I was going to, I've got a few, I've got a few insults if you want them. Yeah, let's hear your insults. I'm a fucking Patrick Michael. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Karen, Peach Lvivor is a Karen with no makeup on, because I came across one of the pictures with no makeup. See fighting with Peach?

Yeah, are you fighting with Peach? Yeah. Oh yeah, I'll call you. Yeah. Okay. And I've got another thing or two. Okay. Oh yeah, okay.

Yeah. Can I, can I hear you or, you face of like Climby do you affected the year and page? I don't like every other word. Say that again. Say that again. Say that again. I say, can I, can I year and eight on your face of like Climby do infected urine page. So the end of that sentence was was the noun. I mean like the subject and I urinate on your face with my Climidio infected urine. Bitch.

Question mark. I can. One day. Go. All right. Go for it go for it he's on a roll stavis a pro stavis a product product of gay six of the death camp

who is stovie stovie is a product of gay sex at a death camp at a death camp okay okay it's a zoom gay man he's almost just bizarre at a death camp. Yeah, the death camp. Okay. Okay. So I'd assume gay man, he's almost just bizarre Steve Martin.

Do you remember this one? It's a classic. Do you remember this one? You should either have this one you say to a female, you should either hundred chocolate cakes on our school friend to get a fly truck and pull you out so off your house. You should eat a hundred chocolate kegs and ask a flyer truck to pull you out of your house. Yeah. Cause you'd be so fat. That's right. Right. Yeah. What what else have you been up to besides working on your comedy styling?

These are great. So what do you... No, no. What do you think about the picture of the beer bottle compared to me? Do you think it's great? Yeah, I think it's great. Let me bring it up because Sean hasn't seen it. No, I haven't. Let me pull it up. Yeah.

By the way, you're on... You're on with Alexa. She's a trans woman who has a foot fetish, and she's on the phone right now with you while we're talking. Hi Chris. Hi, how's it going? Were you talking to me today?

I think you're good. Sorry? Were you talking to... What country are you in the US, are you? Yes. Yeah, I'm in Alabama. Okay, what's on token to you? This guy's no rookie.

Thanks Chris. Do you, so, do you like feet? Do you like having feet in your face? I just before I talked to you, can I just talk to Dick for a second? I'll put them back on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll just talk to you and me. We were just talking to Alexa before you hopped on. She's a big fan of yours. She's heard you on the show before.

All right. Oh, thank you. You're asking me about my view about evolution, is that right? No, yeah. I am. Yes. Sean, look. Yeah.

Because hold on, hold on. Here's Chris, here's a meme of an Australian guy holding a beer bottle. You can tell by the hat. Yeah. And then here's Chris, the key we has recreated that meme, the beer bottle. And it looks like, there is not a beer bottle or beer can. Well, don't pick on every little part. It's close enough.

Just look at the nose nose and the smile. That's true. Pretty good. Pretty good. Could show a few more teeth and you have it a little closer. Pretty good. Okay.

Well, I don't actually agree with the portion, Dick. You don't agree with the portion? No. Okay, why? Well, what about for people who are autistic? Or I'm being serious because, I think it can cause a lot of psychological harm If it's till these one in in fertility is one reason yeah Guys when it can be if you feel a lot of yeah, if you feel a lot of abortions apparently that it causes scar tissue or something or that I don't know Yeah, yeah, if you feel a lot of abortions apparently that it causes scar tissue or something like that. I don't know

Yeah probably Yeah But would you write would you rather pay for a bar? How can I say would you help me pay for an abortion? Would you help me pay for a nice way? I hope you put I would definitely pay for your abortion. Oh yeah. As many as you want it unlimited.

No. No. Are you seeing any hookers right now? Are you seeing any horrors right now? I was talking about a fucking abdition of how could they have children and so on. So were we? Stunning.

Yeah. Oh. What would you do if you could have children and so on and so on. So were we? Stunning. Yeah. Oh. What would you do if you could have children inside your stomach? Oh, deny. Is this probably a fourth question? You think you would be a good mother to those kids? Oh, yeah.

I'll be a good mother, yeah. That's not creepy. That's creepy, is it? Try Trying things everything's creepy. Yeah. So, even if he just helped me pay for half of it and I can pay you back in the storm and how do you feel about that? How much is that? Well, the cost of a knife ain't 13, it's $3,150 is Australian dollars. $1,350 is Australian dollars. So what do you think I should do? That's like 600 bucks for me to give you half. Yeah, what do you think about doing,

what do you think about doing like six episodes of the Chris Kent show for that? I'm not really good on, well, Contellin is, he's acting a bit strange because he lost his job or something like that. Apparently, yeah. Oh, he did? Yeah, and he's been acting quite weird towards me and I don't know why so

I don't know. What do you mean by weird? No sort of like blaming me for having me lose his job or something. I don't know what's going on. Did you talk to his work or anything? No. Okay. I don't know, but he seems to have a patent about Chilesi because he's dropped it. Leave him a bad review. Does he? Has he lost jobs lately? No. I mean, everybody loses jobs, man. I think he was I think he was drinking on the last job though. Oh, no. No, just throw that out there. Yeah. What I mean, that's a serious accusation that you're making. No, he admitted that he said that he that's why he lost his last job because he was drinking on the job, apparently. Was he a pilot? I don't know,

but he's a bartender. He sounds like a loser. He sounds like a loser. Oh, Oh, you're talking yourself right out of an iPhone, my friend. Play this one a little better. Well, do you think you could, I mean, since yours, since you're the winner, do you think you could reach out to him and maybe rekindle the show for six episodes? I don't know. I don't think he's, I don't think he's in the right frame of one. He's under a lot of stress at the moment. So you don't think that your rock solid for doing a show, but Cantillians is probably not. You're saying? Yeah, that's that's that's that right. Yeah. Okay, well, let's let's talk to him and see.

And then we'll figure it we'll figure it out from there. How's that? Do you have any more insults for us? Just read some of your messages, like go through some of your messages that you have with people. Oh, shit. Hang on to my neck. Okay. Just type them. Alexa, what do you think about that offer? Do you think that's fair? A cantillians, Chris, can't pass, revival for half of an iPhone? Yeah. Sorry. I would take it. That's a, I mean, I would take a half of an iPhone for,

I do way more than that for half an iPhone. So yeah, go for it. Yeah. But I would actually, I would actually pay you back in the store and say, I wouldn't, you wouldn't be giving me money. I'll be paying you back though. I do. Sorry. It's still alone. Yeah, it's still alone. That's the interest. You're gonna do a little work. Can't tell, no, can't tell you. He did the opposite.

He just lay me the money straight out and I'll just pay them back, no problem. Yeah, but you said he's not in his right mind. So that's probably why he did that. You call him a loser. Yeah, I'm not a loser. I am in my right mind. I don't just loan money for nothing.

It was a bit harsh. It was a bit harsh for me calling the loser. Maybe so. So you're talking about messages. Yes. So I sent one saying hello. I said hello, bitch. And the girl says, this may one day think you're gonna say okay I'm glad hey bitch make my day I've already made yours Okay, you got any more? Okay Okay. Ergier, I own someone. I don't know if I can find it. Yeah.

I miss someone in the straight-wise matter, straight-wise matter, Instagram page, and I said, Can I have some of your pee so I can put it in my museum along with my old old art saying 7 and she said and he said you're so original and fantastic and he's also said boy I could just kiss your ass. Okay no you can't say that in word. Jesus Christ. You know that. No I gotta go from that. You can't be saying that word. You're gonna lose your accounts.

Okay. I don't even think you pronounced it right. Well, don't ask him to reprenounce it. Um, will you play on the show? Will you walk it out? I'll wipe that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just, I can't.

I can't, I can't. You just, no. So what do you think is next for women? I think we're gonna take all the, I think we're gonna, we're gonna take all the fat, we're not gonna stop until all the fat women are on their own reservations. That's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna take away the right to vote. We're gonna take away their college scholarships. We're gonna take away their bank accounts. We're gonna take away the right to vote. We're gonna take away their college scholarships. We're gonna take away their bank accounts. We're gonna put all the fat ones on a reservation. The trail of tears, but with a pun, a clever rhyme. That's not tears. You don't need to do with fat. I've got one more.

Yeah, I've got one more and so. Okay. All right. These are the trails and the trails. The trails. The trail of stairs. Here's the Instagram name. Thank you. I'm sure I fall trail of steers Here Instagram name. I'm just stay for I'm just stay for smake. Have you heard of that username? No

That's apparently a female really okay. I said to her sorry So here use a name is I'm just there for smake and I guess smakers short for smig, but do you know what smig mirrors? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Okay. She said to me, sorry if I'm sorry if I'm rude, I'm on my period. And I said, not really a nice name, smig, unless you're talking about an appliance brand, and I sent it screenshots about the brand. Because smig is actually apparently a brand of appliance.

Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Okay. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I'm missing talking about an appliance brand. And my last comment was, I also know what it's like to be a bitch on their very issue. Okay.

That's a good one. I know what it's like to be a bitch on the abuser. Okay, that's a good one. So an iPhone, huh? 13 phone. Yeah. Okay, fine. Cantillians and asking. We're going to do fat watch right now. I think I go through these comments a little bit more. You know, I have to take back my trail of steers. There's an animal corner and shit because it, because that's a castrated bull. Is this, there's no, that's steers not a female. All right, Chris, sorry. Call back again.

Call back again with more insults. They're very funny. Okay, thank you. Okay, see about that iPhone. All right, bye, bye, buddy. All right, see you. All right, Alexa. Get that guy an iPhone.

Sure. Yeah, okay. Chris, get that guy an iPhone. Sure. Yeah. Oh, Chris never change, never change. Don't worry, don't worry. I can't. Would you pay for his abortion? I mean, fix a nap. I'm just the key.

What would I pay for his abortion? I mean, would you? I mean, would you? That would be a major. Would you want that paid for? I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. I think we needed for science. Yeah. Would you want that paid for, I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah.

I think we needed for science. Yeah. Do you think they're rigid? Whatever. Whatever, just fundamentalists or maybe not taking into account stuff like that. Oh, it's a life. Yeah. Okay.

Can you guys just hold on? Yeah. Just listen to the show, will you? Right. Right. All right. Stop pretending that we think all life is sacred. Oh, that's modeled after you got, is it? Okay.

Yeah. Good job. Good job, buddy. All right, thank you, like, Rosen competence. Call in again about the fetish clubs, please. Anytime, anytime, Dick. Goodbye. Always a pleasure.

Okay, see ya. Yeah, bye. Ciao. Always a pleasure. Okay, see ya. Yeah, bye. Ciao. Ciao, we missed the ciao. Yeah, we knew what it was. I don't think he was going to say a racial slur. Right? I was going to be ciao.

I just heard the CH and I've got nervous. Ciao, bees, as female hypocrisy. Too long, don't read, didn't read, women punish men in power for having sexual relationships with employees. And yet throw themselves at men in power. Oh man, he's cracked the code. You can just call me chumby to prevent any confusion. I was listening to the latest episode,

specifically the part where you and the guests were talking about how Vince McMahon got me to because he allegedly pressured a lady to blow him. You think the me too, head any? The part that we were is of this abortion shit. Oh, you guys, well, look, you like fucking around, huh? She's claiming, according to at least what we read, that he raped her. Yeah.

Oh, no, baby's got me, dude. Now I've done. I'm getting me to. I've done zero follow up on that. So I have no idea what the truth is. It's like me doing me, ah, wah. I've recently been exploring audio only porn on Dipsy. What the fuck for?

Don't worry, this is related. Obviously it's targeted toward women and it's marketing and content is pretty leftist and woke. Dipsy? Let's see. Short and sexy. So it's just the stories, okay. It's like quick beat-offs for women. I guess.

Look at this black guy and then not as black lady, right? I thought it was audio only. But look at the little cartoon. Yeah. I mean, so you're supposed to have come up with the image in your mind. and not as black lady, right? I thought it was audio only. But look at the little cartoon. Yeah. I mean, so you're supposed to have, you know, come up with the image in your mind. And then there's a purple man over here.

That's black coating. Then there's a black vampire with pink hair and a Mexican white lady. Try. Wow, as I say, oh, here's some lesbians. I guess that could be a trans lady though. Second on her ear. Her, her.

Unlock your sensuality with a subscription to an ever-growing collection of sexy. This is like the audible for porn or whatever. Yeah. Of sexy audio stories, but for women. Wellness sessions and dreamy sleep scenes. Quenton's boat sleepover. What do you think happens on Quenton's boat, Sean?

No, they probably butt-secks. They might change the prop out. Maybe he's like scraped the hall, learn some knots. Yeah, it could be. Yeah, learn some knots. He doesn't learn some knots, too. Right. Cassanova.

Cassanova, her plus him equals. Equals trouble. Yeah. Um, um, off the record. Oh, that's him. Yeah. 86. Her plus.

Look at this shit. You can't play any of this, right? You got to. Why? Or can you? Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't play. It this, right? You gotta, why? Or can you, oh no, no, no, no, no. So you don't, it doesn't play. It's the free trial.

No, I was, yeah, wondering if- So the free stuff is their best stuff, right? Or it's like, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, short portion of course, right? Listen, listen, listen. Okay. Don't, wait a minute, don't.

Make sure your penis is positioned in a way that in case you get in a direction, it doesn't embarrass you. Yeah. Like if your weeners are already sticking one way, you're like, that's gonna be a problem. You're gonna point it in a way that's like confined. Get out ahead of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a little, it'll fucking betray you. For the young men out there listening. Sometimes you can get ahead of your penis. Right. Exactly. Your gym coach might get the wrong idea. What are you asking?

I think we've always asked something. Tell me you asking? I think we always ask something. Tell me a wrong one. You think you can read people so easily, don't you? I lean forward. Space between us doing the ninja dance. That was it! That's all they're gonna give you, I think. Oh, come on!

How about this one? I'm gonna put it up on the graphic. There we go. 86. A black guy and a white lady. She's washing dishes and stuff. 86, Gabby? That's good bar.

We can get rid of somebody, right? Yeah. 86 them? Yeah, okay, let's hear this one. Let's hear this one. You have no idea how long I wanted this. Come on. Don't be so precious with me.

Yeah, can you handle that? I know what I want. But let me be in control. That's it. It's all they're going to give you when I know what you're looking for. Like a little bit more story. He fucks her. I own this bar. See? Yeah. I'm looking for like, I have a very specific set of skills. Yeah. Fargo season four. Okay.

How long is this bar? This bar was the McGill Cuties and then it was the Fingedonglers. Mm-hmm. Okay. Anyway, go through that later. Obviously, it's targeted towards women and it's marketing and content is pretty leftist and woke despite this half the stories

are about dominant bosses or teachers. Cause some women like that shit. I have, oh women. Okay, I mean, I don't have any, you know, I don't have any surveys, but I don't know. This obviously flies zero and a hundred in the face of SJW's supposition that these relationships should be prevented. Maybe they want to both have the risky relationships and punish the men after they have them.

Yeah. I mean, every financial incentive is set up so women fuck over. They're rich guys, they've fucked. Like, there's just no reason not to. If you had any kind of relationship with Vince McMahon in the past, there's very little reason for you not to fuck him over. Well, I mean, financially, you will probably, whether it's true or not, you will probably get some kind of a settlement to make it go away.

Yeah. I mean, that is, I think I've, you know, told the story about the, the, the football player who, yeah, a radio show here for, for a while where he's talking about, like, he's like, I mean, I fucked so many chicks and the one that I did not touch in any way was the one who brought the NFLs, like, okay, we're gonna find out what happened, what about, did you do it?

No, okay, I've found out you're telling the truth, okay, we're gonna settle. Go, what, what, what the, like, why would you, because it's cheaper in the long run and better for your career, but it's like admitting guilt when you're not guilty. That's why I can see why that would be fucking, it's fucked for them to be paid.

It's because the companies involved want to admit that guilt by paying them off. They know it looks guilty. Like that's what fucked over Michael Jackson. Yeah. And when he paid him off, he's like, ah, dude. You're fucking guilty. No, that's what fucked over Michael Jackson. Yeah. And when he paid him off, I was like, oh, dude. You're fucking guilty. No, that's what I'm gonna do.

But that protected Pepsi, Sony, like the recording label, that protected everybody except him. It doesn't look that way to people just on the surface, you know, that's, you just have to say no, no, no, fuck you. No, do not settle, do not settle, do not settle. Which Johnny that did. No, I know. And the one exception, women thought they had a bad after Amber Heard,

and they had no idea what was in store for them. Amber Heard ruined it. Amber Heard was just the spicy appetizer. Ah, I'll take a little bit of this Amber thing. I said, you better enjoy that, because she's gonna appeal, and I thought, just a little bit, this, just a little bit. This is just a little bit.

She got an appeal. Yes, she already did. So Johnny Depp appealed. Yeah, well, of course you're going to appeal. Oh, you're going to appeal? I'm appealing to you. He's like, oh, fucking kick your ass again. Haven't learned anything.

Smack. Okay. If women really want men to stop abusing their power, then they should start exclusively dating men who are unemployed, that'll be the day. Well, the problem is that there are a lot of like scumbag men. I mean, that's like really, they really are. Like a hundred percent.

Yeah. It's like that guy's been between zero and a hundred. I don't have the survey. Yeah. Like that guy that did the tweet, the bisexual, by polar one. Oh yeah. If you were a woman working around that,

it's very uncomfortable. When you just like, I guess I would imagine so, jokes, all the time at work. Like, eh. Ah, it's a big problem. Guys just can't shut the fuck up about it. Uh, guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, it's a big problem. Guys just can't shut the fuck up about it. Uh, guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, How about some dick every day? That's the problem. It's always that guy who's, it's not an instant cell. It's always the guy who has to keep after it

and keep like adding to the, adding to the equation. Well, what about now? How'd you like, how do you like it, Sam? I am. Would you like these big green balls and ham? Like, no, I fucking don't, Sam. I am. I want to box. With socks, with the box. Thanks for the podcast, Dick.

Sean, go fuck yourself. Oh, thank you. Yes, I liked the quarterings appearance. Yours in anti-Christ. Yeah, he was cool. I like the quartering. Eric, fat watch saved my marriage. Hey, Dick, my wife, 38 triple D cans,

and I have four children. She did a great job shedding the baby weight and looking hot after the first few pregnancies, but the extra fat hasn't been going away after the most recent one. Oh no. Well, I mean, you're getting fucking older, people. Oh, it's don't give reason,

don't give an excuse. Don't be a lawyer for them. Oh well, don't do that. She'd be considered a small fat based on the scale okay, we learned about on fat watch. Inspired by fat watch, I've been making an effort to mock fat women more. Oh, I saw every day life.

I know what's going on. I've been vocalizing mockery and disgust to my wife when we see a comically fat woman in an ad or IRL. The more I make fun of fat women, the more she makes her sauces. Out, of course. Her waistline is finally starting to move in the right direction. And it's all thanks to fat watch. Thank you for your service, Eric. Think about it. She's a half year person too.

There's really no downside to that. And you can't be too obvious about it. I mean, you can, it's not possible to be too obvious about it. Oh, that's a bad bitch. She looks exactly like you. Oh, wow. That works, huh? Like you would look if you were that fat, disgusting. You pull it back 2%.

Yeah, okay. Carrie says, more fat watch. Hey, Dick, I'd love to hear your take on this. Too long didn't reach. She's a beast, but her husband is fit. I think bearded people are hiding something, but he's clearly more attractive. He has to be mentally unhinged or a total feeder. Watch the vid posted on June 20th when someone asked if she was fat.

When they met, she says I was 15. That's weird, but never responds with an obvious. No, I said fat. I was too fat for 15. But never responds with an obvious. No, I said fat. I was too fat for 15. I've tried to watch back in 15 is a new lifetime show, I think. If you can manage more research than me, love you guys. Okay, let's see. Okay.

Oh, here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Let's. Oh my goodness. Look at in her photos here. Mama, me. Okay.

I was to dress up. Okay. I posted a simple transition video of me and my husband going from towels to dressed up together. Yeah. This is not a light. Look at how like fit that guy is. Did you see that?

Look at how fucking muscular this guy is. So it's clearly under that. Or he's hiding his homosexuality. But even if you're hiding your homosexuality, you can do better. You know, she's not as hiding the same thing. It could just be convenient. Just be convenient.

Budgetary alone to satisfy their families or something. You know what I mean? Like, oh, some families getting satisfied, but okay, that was all I mean. Well, a simple transition video of me and my husband going from towels to dressed up together. This is not unlike what all kinds of different couples do on this app. My video went viral

and I know we all know why. It's because by beauty standards we don't make sense. The world looks at us and immediately values Scott more than us. And since we don't add up people try to add things to my stuff. You have to add up to three and a half people. But saying things like, oh, she must not have been fat when they met or, oh, she's got to be rich. Or they try to decrease his side of the equation by saying things like he must be gay or he fetishes fat women.

Yeah. We need to make people believe that somebody who is physically fit like Scott could never in a million years be in love with him. I Scott could never in a million years being in love with that woman. I don't worry about that woman. No. And that's solely because the world has literally taught us that we have to value our worth on our bodies. A woman slid into Scott's DMs and said, you should be with somebody who looks like me.

She was thin and by beauty standards, a ten on ten. She didn't have a sandwich in her mouth. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done.

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This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. This is only halfway done. Yes, I am undervalued with my son and she is overvaluing herself. No, no, well, you're both overvaluing yourself You lie in our body. I could ask this question all the time Do you get jealous when people hit on your husband and my answer is always no most of the time people are put off Because you don't love him. That's why not that's because when people typically slide into his deans

They're leading with their body first and on the scale of what my husband values How well my body fits into the beauty standards is not on the top of his list. He values my humor and my commitment and my love and my caring heart. She ain't told one joke. He values about me. Change if my body changes.

So when someone slides into his DMs leading with their body first, he's asking, but what else? Because he like I know that people's values don't lie and how well their bodies fit into society's trash beauty standards. And I get it. If this is the way you think, it's the way you've been taught.

However, it's your responsibility. The only marathon you'll ever do. I'm gonna talk for now. I'm gonna talk for now. Okay, I got it. You got that? Everybody says that she must have been thin when they met. She got fat later. It's the other way around.

He was fat when they met. And he had to get into that kind of shape to deal with her. To lift her up. To do it. Right. And he's doing a work out routine a very strenuous workout routine and training hard training like an NFL. Yes, work every day pounding that gigantic pussy.

He actually traveled up to Alaska to pull a dog sled in the I did a rod several seasons in a row by himself. Why is she wearing this little glat those John Leninglads that make her look even fatter? I don't know. I don't know. That guy's a beast. He's in good shape. No doubt about it. Wow. Is he just hoping for a heart attack, do you think? He's gay. He's got to be gay. What's the, what's the financial situation? Did he marry into like a bunch of, I just know I know. I need more background. Yeah.

How long have they been married? Where they come from? I have questions. I only have questions. Yes. Wow, I can't believe people would say those harsh things. But then again, what you're saying makes total sense. Look at these morons.

Oh my God. So count, Dancula, I got to show you this. What is he going to do? He's going at these morons. Oh my God. So count Dancula, I got to show you this. What is it? Moreons. This is the greatest thing he's ever done. This is better than the dog not really. Yeah. That's a bold statement. Yeah, he did count Dancula TV. So he changed his Twitter profile to look like him as a Supreme Court justice. And then he's been pretending to be a Supreme Court justice for the last day. And people believe it.

People are, yeah, because he's doing it in Scotland. Well, no, because he's just, look, this is profile picture. And he just probably a lot of the, he's got followers all over. But dude, they're Americans, like full on, you know, I'm going to find you and kill you. How would you feel like people are outraged and taking it all and pretending that he's a fucking actual justice called justice, Dankela.

Yeah. Yeah. DMing him. You think they're just, yeah, I mean, they're fucking stupid, but I think most of them know that, I mean, a lot of them know he's not, and they think he's doing it in very poor taste. And some people probably think he's like, fucking Supreme Court justice.

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what that split is. Me neither, but is any of it good? No, it's not. Yeah, and then everyone goes private when he retweets. Oh, okay, okay. But they're like, full on, fuck you. I'm gonna kill you.

Sure. I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait like weeky, wait like Google search here. Dude, he's gonna end up in jail this time. Yeah, this is worse than the dog thing. Yeah. Uh, this makes, this makes women look very dumb. Oh. And yet, yeah, look, look, look, look.

Matilda, you know what? Uh, and yet you're making decisions regarding women's bodies and our lives. You don't get to choose what we do with our bodies, life's apostrophe as because he replied to Biden saying, we were very careful in our decision, Mr. President. Oh my God. And he got 3,000 people. He's a fucking funny guy. I don't think you did though. You weren't, yes we were.

God. I'm curious to understand why you feel like females shouldn't have the chance to choice to abortion. Do they're talking to him? Like they think the fucking Supreme Court's on Twitter. There, I wanna know what the split is, but it ain't good. Yeah. You defending that himself, and that.

That's a fucking, look, this is a blue check. This is a journalist. Yeah. This is a fucking journalist. Well, you have never, you're defending the babies. What about the children and adults? They become, she's talking to fucking count

Dancula Justice Dancula at count Daniela TV who's replying to Biden Journalist oh God yeah, yeah, it really nothing's shocking anymore. Here's what you're saying. Dude. This isn't funny that guy Just clearly thinks it's a take. Yeah, I know, it's a mix. It's a mix. Okay. Um,

and I actually disagree, it is kind of funny. I mean, I could see the humor in it. In that, the fact that, I mean, it's just, you know, like showing people how fucking crazy they are,

especially on the one side. Yeah. Where it's like, I get it, well, it's not funny, but like it's like a Mr. Chief or Justice. How could you, you know, how could you make a decision? Oh, man, I got to know. We did. I got to know. We did think about it clearly. I got to know what you look like, where you live, so I can avoid that part of the world.

He did this during the Afghanistan thing. He changed his profile picture to like a Taliban guy. And him, like a picture of him as a Taliban. And he was talking about what they're gonna do with women and stuff and people were meld. They thought he was a real Taliban. Okay. Well, that's more believable than a Justice.

Yes, that is just a Taliban is on Twitter. Yeah. And they're great. They really are. Actually, very, very reasonable, very good comedic time. Underrated, underrated humor found in that group. Not sure if you've seen this already, but this is a video of two morbidly obese women, but it's death core vocal dubbed. Okay. Okay, see that?

I'm in. Oh, of course. You got it, buddy. Let's see. This is from James obsolete. Best regards to you both. Here we go. Clap me in my side, baby.

You'll talk to your old, old idiots. It's a few times. No, you don't. I am a hudabby. I'm Evils. It's a few kids. No. You're not my only one. You're a baby. You're a baby. I'm sorry. That's two.

Okay. Easily 600 pound women shouting at each other. Yeah. Here we go. I'm a ****. You're worse. It's a big road. I pay my bills.

I pay my bills. I pay my bills. I pay my bills. I pay my bills. Evils. You'll doubt you're all bad. It's a few kids. You don't know. It is. You can do. You'll be.

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Oh, It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Trot-tripping. Trot-tripping. Trot-tripping. Trot-tripping. Well, yeah, the one is, yeah, right. One's clearly bigger than the other.

Yeah. Chris Rock says, oh, he sent this one in. This is Emma Thompson's Matilda Fetsuit is yet another reminder of how badly plus sized people had treated by society. This is called Metro Opinions. is yet another reminder of how badly plus sized people are treated by society. This is called Metro Opinions. Well, you guys are gonna have a lot of time to think about that when you're raising your

unaborted kids in a van down by the river. You're gonna have a lot of time to think about thought pieces on how fat suits are this or that and how me too is so important when you're raising your kids in a van down by the fucking river. How about that? Yeah, here we go.

Do we really need another skinny actress in a fat suit? Well, I don't think Mrs. Trunchbull is a fat suit, really. It's like a giant muscular suit, don't you think? I don't know what that is. That's got lump-synch- And from Matilda. Roll dolls, Matilda, Danny DeVito. Yeah, real pro.

When I saw actress Emma Thompson in a fat suit, the shame of being picked last in PE suddenly came flooding back. For the upcoming musical fantasy film, Matilda, Thompson has been pictured, yeah, here. Reportedly wearing a fat suit for her role as the fictional headmistress, Agatha Trunch, what happened to gaining weight for a role? Yeah, really. Youunch, what happened to gaining weight for a role? Yeah, really. You know, how dare she? Of course, it's like fucking PEDs for, you know, fat suit.

Yeah. Of course, how else would the film industry portray an antagonist who is evil, ugly, and has a nasty disposition, then with a slim actress in a grotesque fat suit. It is especially so sad that at this moment in time, as plotts continue for the Thompson's role in the sex positive, good luck to you, Leo Grant, yet fat suits have been so normalized that some people probably haven't even noticed. And that's what's so frustrating. Oh, I would die.

Go, what the fuck happened to Emma Thompson? I didn't know that was Emma Thompson. I've seen this movie a ton of times. I do, but I don't know. Uh, it's not the first time. Oh, that's the trend. Yeah, have you, do you know what, now, Matilda? No, actually, I don't.

Oh, I know, Roldol. I never read that or, oh, Matilda is funny. This girl has like telekinetic powers and it Fox with the school and her parents. Oh, no shit, I didn't know that. I think she kills somebody too. Really? Yeah.

It's not the first time Thompson has been pictured in body altering prosthetics either. She was photographed boasting some fake bingo wings and jowls for her role in the legend of Barney Thompson. The fuck is a bingo wing? I don't know. Some kind of fat slur. Is it that like the hangin' from yours?

I don't know. Bingo wings? I think it's because old people have hanging skin. They're like bingo. That's ages then. Well, that's a slur. Also, yeah, they're using it. I think that's what a bingo wing is.

Bingo wings, Let's see. You're right. That's a very hateful, agiust slur. Bingo wings. Not the first time Barney, and revealed she wore a fast suit for her role as Karen in love, actually. You know, the presumably size 16, front-by, comfortable shoe and floor length skirt

wearing middle-aged wife that was inevitably cheated on. Damn. Might be the harshest sentence ever written. They can take out all their self-loathing in these articles that they write. There's some truth to that. I like, can you believe that Hollywood did this? Hollywood made all of these fat peg, these dumpy fat lazy.

This is what they're saying. They're saying you're lit. They really get it out. It's like those guys that are in roles where they're very racist until the end. And then they learn that lesson. Yeah, yeah. Sam Rockwell was in this movie where he was the head of the KKK and then he learned. Oh really?

He learns his lesson, but the whole movie, he's like, and this and that these ends are like, wow, that would be a, how much fun are you having in this role? Sam, it's coming out a little easy. Yeah, like it's cool. I like you. I don't care. Just saying, like, what about a guy who's like, yeah, I gotta tell this story about someone who's very racist.

But then they turn it around in the end. It's like, all right. It's fun. I mean, I mean, it's like Tarantino does get some shit. Yeah. Cause like, I mean, dude, he says it all the fucking time.

Yeah, he should get a little bit. I mean, you know, in his movie himself and the role saying it mostly gets a pass. Yeah. At least traditionally. Yeah. All right, fat suit caricatures. Do we really need it?

Oh, yeah, Rachel from Friends is wearing a fat suit. Well, she was, Monica was fat when she was a teenager, got you a thrower in that fat suit. Okay, I, voice mails. Happy, happy, here we go. The dog wants in. It's before abortions and after abortions, time, happy year one, BA. This is the new calendar. We're all set to the new calendar.

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Dix! Dix! Dix! Dix! Dix! Dix! Dix! You know if this is me the spot places, big corporations that only have one cash year. So if someone has the slightest problem, everybody has to fucking wait until the problem is solved before they can get checked out. That's just ridiculous. I can't wait for automated tellers every fucking way.

Anyway, they're all a good day. And they don't even have just one. Yeah. Like they always have a manager or an assistant manager that's just back there fucking around. And it's one till guy. And then there's like this moment of like, okay, come on. Hey, can you get out here and do that? Like, and you know that they want to say, hey, you can see me on the fucking monitor. Can you stop jacking off over fart porn or whatever you're doing back there and get out here and help?

I think for 10 seconds. I think that's how they want to mobilize the public to help do their work. Like where it's like, I can help you with that automatic, you know, check out machineers. You know, you don't know how to use it. So it's like, you don't have to have as many people on staff. So you're just, you know, somebody who's smarter than you will help you out and they don't have to pay for it. Yeah. Okay. Let's see here.

Hey, you know what, make me raise the lack of high budget and drawn animation. Like I was watching Super Beauty with my yeast and fucking damn money. Apparently that's a lot of budget needed. I was watching Super Beauty with my And fucking sure I'm just tired of all the 3d modeling stuff Miss Max You have to marry me. You just stop talking. He hung up.

What do you know? Just like take it away, figure it out. Yeah. You know, I heard the new, beaves some butt head was computer. Animation was like computer-assisted 2D animation. Yeah. That makes sense.

That makes sense. That makes sense. That sucks. When they brought that show back for a year, it was perfect, making fun of all the reality. It didn't do well, did it? Probably not. I watched it for free. I downloaded it.

I pirated it. Okay. Hey, Decaixion. Yeah. Listen to episode, okay. Three, 13 or whatever. Mm-hmm. That bitch talking about, uh,

well, I guess you guys talking about, oh, how the internet's gone. The old internet's gone. Yeah. You guys fucked it up for everybody. Millennials and fussing. Early Gen Xers fucked it up. You took it's gone. Yeah, you like fucked it up for everybody. Millennials and fucking early Gen Xers, you took it too far. Yeah, it's probably true.

About how it's gone. Yeah, you're fucking for now. It's not fun anymore. The fucking internet. You guys fucked it up for us. I yeah, I didn't fuck anything up. Yeah. That's a big near age.

Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry, we did. Yeah. All the VC companies. Too much fun. It's all millennials. I mean, we didn't fuck it up in the way he's saying, but we did fuck it up.

I don't know who fucked it up. I just know it's fucked up. Yeah. Bush fucked it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or. Yeah. Or maybe Clinton.

There was a lot of that. Whoever did the last mile unbundling, there was a part in the internet where there was a ton of DSL companies all fighting and then the FCC who Clinton appointed. Yeah. I think it was either Clinton or George W. Bush, one of them, the FCC guy at the point and said, okay, you cannot share the last mile because we have to protect the investments of phone companies and cable TV companies. And that was the end.

Clear channel owned every radio station and concert venue across the country. Yeah. And Warner took over AOL. Oh, sure. That was. Yeah, maybe Bush was the worst, the worst person in history. Maybe. Patreon act,

et cetera, et cetera. Sorry, we did that. Hey, Dick Chicago's biggest dickhead here. Hey, I know you didn't get enough love this year for internet father's day, but I wanted to recount to you an Internet Father's Day Miracle Story. Okay. Mike, then the family always goes camping at Lake Michigan for Father's Day weekend every

year. And this year, my annoying, they, them, cousin was planning on visiting. So my wife and I had already been trying to figure out a way out of it, excuse-wise. My family's already newly liberal enough that they're annoying and the amount of self-pensorship required is impossible. You know, it takes some effort. Yeah, it does. But apparently, the three hour employees of Minnesota to Michigan for my day, them cousin, was soda to Michigan for my day, them cousin was so much that they got so nauseous and made such a scene that the the airplane and the got turned around because they got sick. Oh wow.

And had to go back to Minnesota. So I got some mushrooms and drink too much while shooting the shit around a fire and swimming in a big salt with ocean for a couple extra days. That's cool. Cool. Good for you.

Thank you, Internet Dad. Oh, which is for Sean. What the fuck did you do to get things? Just like, I'll be back. I think a positive attitude. That's not me. It helps people. That's why.

Glad it worked out for you. Okay, here we go. No sense of humor. Hey, Dick, talk to Dickton here. You know what makes me most enraged about this whole fucking rovers' weight thing? Is everybody on both sides is so upset that they can't take a joke my wife was so mad I told her don't worry we'll just go back to plan beach well we may not be able to get planned to be that like oh no the beast stands for

fun hole she's like I'm too mad to think that's funny and I go when my Republican friends I was like well you know the thing you're missing about this whole robert's weight thing is you know five hundred bucks an awkward afternoon can't make all your problems go away anymore you know that you've ever kept me baby that's what's pissing me off uh... you know what i appreciate this guy

me too i love that he's using people are that guy yeah most people are that guy it just It just doesn't seem like it. I posted this poll saying 60 million, whatever, fetuses were aborted since rovers weighed went through 50 years ago. Would the country be better off with those people? Yes or no?

And most people like, no, would not be better. I don't know. That's how most people think. Like, we, yeah, we're fine with a little bit of, like, do over action and like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's so many. And then I posted the other thing, like IVF. Yeah, fertilization.

Sure, sure. Which a ton of people do if they have the means. Yeah, two and a half million every year. Yeah, that's what I'm trying. Each one is 20, like 20 attempts and three quarters of them, like, it's basically three fours of three. So what is that? Six eights.

I don't know. Like 60% are fertilized. So that means they're a unique human genome, DNA. That's still life. I mean, I don't know. I don't really understand. I'm kind of piecing together morality. Like, I don't, it wasn't that-

It didn't come with my set. Yeah, so I have to piece it together. Well, that's what it is. So that's, you know, religious people, that's life, right? Like, you did IVF and you combine the semen and the eggs. That's, that one's alive, that one's alive. You made about eight lives here, and then they freeze them. Yeah.

So I said, what do you guys think about that? And a couple of people said, well, no one gives a shit about that, but there was a lot of people who really give a shit about that. They're like, yeah, that's life, that's murder. Like, wow, okay. So'll be like, yeah, that's life, that's murder. Like, wow. Okay. So you guys are, you're serious.

Like, that's what it's just, yeah, some people, boop DNA, live. But most people don't care. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. I'm sure,

now look, and now if you get an abortion, you get a free trip out of it too. You get a free trip to California. Right. Oh, hey, honey, guess what? I'm going to California. You see the companies that are doing it, like Dick sporting goods, we're going to fly out. Yeah, yeah.

Well, there's places in the maternity leave. I would think they would have that on the table for anybody. There's even if you wanted to be a kid. There's places in the Midwest that are getting ready for places that are going to allow it. Yeah. They're coming from surrounding states and stuff. Sex for poor people, but poor people have been taking

a lot of money. No, we really. Yeah. Poor people. No, especially the government. No, they've been helping them out though. Whatever. Especially the government. No, they've been helping them out though. Whatever, I'm talking myself out of having fun with it. Okay, bye everybody.

Well, remember. I gotta remember they've women are mad. God, I gotta remember the women are mad. I'm fucked. You're fucked, it helps to remember that. It helps to remember that the people I don't like are upset. And there you have it. See ya, thank you.

helps you remember that the people I don't like are upset. And there you have it. See ya. Thank you.