The Dick Show - Episode 315 - Dick on New Racism

Episode Date: July 5, 2022

The Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark, the shadowless Charizard, weddings without an open bar, women going on a shopping strike, masterclasses and you, emo Tik Tok nurses, imaginary Black rapists, trans skateboarders, the Silent generation, and advice on ovethinking; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

It's all way too early. Oh, here she is. Hi. How you doing, Maddie? I like your gumby. Here is. I think Norma McDonald had the best dog walk joke of all time. The gay one?

No, no, no, the logic, the professor of logic. Yeah. No, that's a good one too, but he said, he said, people feel sorry for homeless people. He said, but, you know, I feel sorry for the dog. He said, the dog's got to be sitting there thinking, God, this is the longest walk ever. That's fucking hilarious.

Is there any way I can give money directly to the dog? I heard that one from a stand-up at Chappelle. Guy, go on, man, I see those. Oh, yeah. It's good. It's good. You have money directly to the dog. Just see how he does with it, not you. Guy gone, man, I see those homeless guys. It's good. They're adding their money directly to the dog, and just see how he does with it, not you. Well, they, yeah.

They definitely know that, you know, they're more, much more live as a guy on track, where I can give it to the, I mean, I've seen lots of interviews with people, you know, there's people, YouTube channels, interview, people down on Skid Row and all that kind of stuff. And like, you know, tons of addicts, summer mentally ill, summer just, you know,

meant to stay for the weekend and ended up, I mean, it's really wild. Like, people be homeless for the weekend. The background, some of the backgrounds are amazing, but like, you know, they will say it's like, you know, you do, you get a lot more money if you're panning with the dog. I mean, people really, you know,

they got a soft spot for that. So it's like, well, make sure the dog eats, you know, make sure the, you think there's guys that cruise the homeless communities looking for like newly homeless women to abduct them and put them in sex dungeons or something or whatever they're doing for sure. For sure. Um, this seems like a like guys that cruise target looking for the new toys when they

get dropped off. Oh, is that what people do? Oh, yeah. Is it what people do? Oh yeah. Is it big? Like to, you know the sickness of collecting toys. So they can collectibles. Like eBay, I'm in a few years. Yeah.

Yeah, keep them in the packages. Yeah. So I sold all the cameras in here on eBay. You sold all the cameras in here. All the cameras. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I had those three cameras in here and I upgraded them and I put them on eBay.

Yeah. Guy bottom right away, very aggressive with it. He's like, here had those three cameras in here and I upgraded them and I put them on eBay. Yeah. Guy bottom right away, very aggressive with it. He's like, here's my offers, 40 bucks under what you're asking. Here are my offers of 20 bucks under. Here's my offer, I bought them. Same guy. Same guy.

I didn't bother, I wasn't checking because I was not looking at my computer so I didn't even see his offers come in. So he just wanted them that bad. He wanted them that bad. And he barked with himself. Yes. So I box wanted him that bad. He wanted him that bad. He barred with himself. Yes. So I boxed him up.

I boxed him up real nice, send it to him. Immediately eBay, the seller wants a refund. Oh, well, I don't care. Yeah, well, I'm not Nordstroms, or whatever Amazon, like I'm just a guy. Well, I don't give a fuck if he wants a refund. So I said no, and he goes, oh, they're not what, they don't match the picture.

They don't match the picture you posted. These aren't NDI cameras. I'm like, first of all, I have no fucking idea what an NDI anything is. I just copied and pasted the Amazon order where I bought the cameras in the first place, pasted it on, put the pictures on. He says they don't match, theyaced it, the Amazon order, where I bought it. At the cameras in the first place, paced it on, put the pictures on. And he says, they don't match,

they don't match the pictures, the cameras don't match the picture here. And he takes a picture of underneath the camera. Like, what the fuck are you, he's like, they're not in the NDI compatible. So I said, no. I don't know. So then I go, look it up.

I look up NDI camera. Sure enough, NDI camera. It says on the side, giant letters, NDI camera. I go look it up. I look up NDI camera. Sure enough, NDI camera. It says on the side, giant letters, NDI camera. I go look at my pictures. No mention of NDI anything. Yeah. All right, fuck, fuck you, right? This should be easy to discern for the eBay people.

So he just thought he was buying something that he didn't do his, you know, due diligence and to really investigate. I'm gonna fucking get this idiot. I'm gonna get these cameras for cheap, right? Right. I'm fuck, I messed up. Refund. I'm gonna fucking get this idiot. I'm gonna get these cameras for cheap, right? I'm gonna fuck, I messed up. Refund. I'm not, he thought he was getting a steal on an NDI camera.

Yeah, on me. So then eBay says, I just don't know what he has. But eBay, fuck you, go fuck yourself. I'm like, well, you know, we don't want to, we're not gonna make you give a refund. So just don't worry about it, okay? So I said, okay. Yesterday rolls around.

Your refund, eBay has decided in the favor of God. You got to be fucking kidding me. He's like, well, he has until July of 2035 to send him back to you. And at that point, we'll deduct the shipping cost off of the amount in your account. Like, uh, so you're gonna get a choice. Okay.

So I called him at the bank. I'm like, hey, can you put a block on eBay? So they can. Because then they won't let you remove your account from their fucking system. You can't go in there and remove the account without adding a new one. So I went to some one of these bullshit banks.

I spent way too much time on this. Principal. It's just, I was, I was perfectly content with throwing them in the trash. But I was so proud of myself for putting the listing up, getting them boxed up and doing all this bullshit and making 800 bucks off of it or whatever it was. I was like, there's no way you're gonna take that away from me.

You fuck. Especially not during this time of abortion. Especially not during this joyous time. Those costs less than 800 I think. Not anymore. Companies will pay for it, because cheaper than maternity leave, right? Yeah, right.

Yeah, that's cheaper than maternity leave. If X plus Y, well, that's true. That's right. It is less than the cost of playing ticket. Well, it's not a board. And which companies did you say what you work for? A big one. So I'm getting that back.

So yeah. And I'm sure there are gonna be, I've been destroyed in shipping. Oh God, yeah. I mean, I'm sure of it. So I guess I'll have to say, I guess I'll have to see what happens when all my cameras that I sent out are destroyed

and forcibly returned to me. Yeah, who do you, here? Here's a picture of all the destroyed cameras? Yeah. Call Newman up. All right. I'm gonna start an independent stay show. I'm gonna really fucking bat.

I'm always in a bad mood during Independence Day. Yeah. Yeah. Good. I'm always in a bad mood Welcome dick you want to give you a lot of you get us the show reference contest Gonna you live for a mountain bunker deep in the heart of city failure I mean how stick masters to the K this one million dollar man joining me is always world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer hello dick. What's up buddy nothing?

You're goddamn right. You know what? I'm celebrating Independence Day this year. You are Dick. What's up, buddy? Nothing. You're God, damn, right? You know what? I'm celebrating Independence Day this year. You are. Usually I'm just an angry, bitter, curmudgeon, muttering about the Federal Reserve. Here's something I bet you didn't know. So Independence Day was yesterday. Maybe the episode comes out earlier, something,

and it is, it is, it's like today, but otherwise the soul knows. Here's something I bet you didn't know. Okay. I RS, I RS, Federal Reserve, and income tax. We're all made at the same time, the day before Christmas. Christmas Eve, this was all shoved through, right?

Just like early 1900s. 1913. What's your question? Shoves are all three of them through the day before Christmas. And another one that you didn't know of, the federal marriage law, which is arguably worse than the other three combined. Same year. Same bill.

All the same, all the same time. And it was really fuck up society. They've been piggybacking shit on bills forever. Because they were so upset that JP Morgan saved the economy by himself. Yeah. Is what we got to do something about that. Better reserve, IRS, income tax and the marriage tax, okay? Eight years later, guess what they guess what would draw Wilson tries to push on everybody

to make sure none of those four things get fixed ever until the end of time. What's that? The 19th Amendment. Okay. Oh, oh shit. Well, what if guys, what if men figure out that all these things will basically ruin America? I got it. Let's make sure women can vote.

Fucking brilliance. Fucking brilliance. What's the first thing they do? We got outlaw liquor and we've been, and we've been struggling against this political, these political monsters ever since, they've leached out into society and put rap there tendrils around both parties now.

They've infected the simp with their mind control. You imagine if they outlawed booze again? Fuh. That would be it. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Can you imagine if they outlawed booze again? And that's why we've been dealing with ever since. Yeah, every, you know, every so often,

complete and total zealots take over the government, take over the country and fuck it all up. And they've been fucking up non-stop and non-stop. It's been spring cleaning non-stop ever since women got the right to vote. Well, let's keep busy. Let's get busy. We got a lot of cleaning to do. We got a lot of cleaning to do.

And you're like, I just want to relax. It's summer. It's spring. I just want to relax for a day. We got a lot of cleaning to do. You got to flip the couch over. You got to take the couch cushions out. You got to do this. You got to do this.

I saw that upstairs. You got to have to your like sewing sails for some, you know, trip around the world. I'm cleaning. I'm cleaning. I'm cleaning. I'm cleaning. It's like more linen up there than I can.

I've ever seen. I'm making a ship to sail out of hell. Yeah. I'm making an arganaut to sail out of this Hellhole throwing together a life for a hot air balloon thinking. Yeah, I'm gonna going around the world in In a lot of let you know, I'll let you know. I'm building a big balloon. Yeah out of hopes and dreams. I'm sailing away right Setting an open course just gonna hand in burger Bergett right into the fucking White House. Recreate it.

Well, can you even joke about that? I don't know. That's what happened to this country. I'm celebrating, but this year I'm celebrating the Independence Day of Luhansk region. Did you know that Russia set them free yesterday? Is that nice? They share an Independence Day with the one we used to have

over in Luhansk? Sure, sure. Yeah. Maybe didn't quite get out. Maybe we didn't pay enough for gas. So we couldn't stop that. Whoops. Invasion.

But they're free. Congratulations to all the people of sharing the same Independence Day. Sharing the same Independence Day as America. Don't fuck it up like we did. Don't fuck it up. Guess it depends who votes. You know what, the most scary nine words are

in the English language. Have you heard this one? I'm from the government. We're from the government. We're from the government and we're here to help. Yes, I'm from the government and I'm here to help. No, it's not. Wasn't that 10?

I'm from the government and I'm here to help. No, it's not. Wasn't that 10? Did you just, I'm from the government and I'm here to help. I didn't see the thumb. Yeah, you didn't put the thumb out the first one, huh? It's gross said that's weird too. I always count it like that. Yeah, because you can fit, because you did this on your hand.

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. Two, three, four, thumb is five, six, one, seven, eight, nine, 10, and you can do the same pattern. So, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50. It's just you didn't stick the thumb out the first time. So, it, 9, 10, and then you do the same pattern. So 10, 20, 30, 40, 50. It's just you didn't stick the thumb out the first time. So it's like, you did the four then the five. I didn't know that was weird.

So I've just never seen it before. Here is, it's, I just signed up for some, I just signed up for some masterclass, says, for some masterclass courses online. Honey, I just signed up for some masterclasses online. Okay, right? Yeah. I thought you'd be excited

that I signed up for these master, they're all about cooking, cooking you delicious meals. I thought you'd be excited about that. We'll see. Five hours and five masterclass classes later, I hear, coming down the stairs, right? You're never gonna believe this. You're never gonna believe what I learned in a master class.

We need all new cookware. We need all kinds of new stuff. I see. You saw the ads, did you? We need a kos's finishing salt thing. Well, this stuff we have is shit. You can't cook anything on this stuff. We gotta get all new, new pots.

Did you know the difference between a sauce pan and a some other kind of pan? Yeah, I bet you didn't, but you don't have a master class degree and buying new things. Yeah. Well, that's, yeah. Yeah, that's, and buying new things. Yeah. Well, that's, yeah. Yeah, that's what they're really for. That's what they're voting for. That's what they're voting for.

I knew stuff. Hey, ladies, how are we going to buy a bunch of new stuff without an income tax? Show your voice. Go vote. How do you think we're going to buy all this new shit we want to buy if we're not taxing you? Duh. We need money to spend money. Go vote on it. Goodbye.

Goodbye, America. So, you remember that Pokemon card that I told you about? Yeah, the one with the little Nick in it from, yeah, girlfriend trying to open the plastic sleeve to put it in. Yeah, yeah. Uh, that guy told me it'd be worth like $50,000. Do you remember that part? trying to open the plastic sleeve to put it in. Yeah. That guy told me it'd be worth like $50,000. Do you remember that part? I remember you saying 20, 30, then somehow it went up to 40.

Now it's 50. I remember that you want a money, right? Was it really worth flicking five figures? I sent it out to get graded. Yeah, so excited. You sent it out to get graded. I sent it out to the grading people. You got to send it to a company to do a grade. Yeah, you so excited. You sent it out to get graded. I sent it out to the grading people. You got to send it to a company to do a grade.

Yeah, God, that's a, like one at a 10. What if something happens to it? Yeah, I insured it. You did, okay. If it gets robbed by the train robbers that are coming up or like they just spill on it. Are you hiding packages? I made sure to yell at the woman.

I yelled at another woman on the phone in front of the woman at FedEx, that I was dropping it off. So she scared to fuck it up. Yeah, so she would know, right? She would know who she's dealing with and that she could be. I don't wanna yell at her,

cause then she'll mess it up out of spite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you blow your load. I wanna yell at somebody else. Like, what did you, what did I tell you to do? I told you to be careful on the phone. Yeah. And I'm like, hi, how you doing? I'm totally normal.

Right. Oh my God, this guy's a fucking psycho. I better not get. I don't want that wrath rating down on me. So I sent it out to the PSA grading place. Yeah. I followed all the instructions, you know. Good.

Put it between two things. Another time I thought I was doing such a good job. You put it between two cardboard pieces and the other thing. I was gonna say, they make super thick, like loose sight cases that screw together. They said not to use that. Really, okay.

Probably because it takes them longer to create. So, yeah. Well, this bracket that they have on these card gratings. It's fucking Phillips screws. Well, you know, they're making 50, 100 bucks per card. So why, why not calculate the time time of why have a screw in there? Right? Why not just pop, pop, pop it out?

What a racket these guys have. You buy it and it's up, it insure, you pay them 100 bucks and you could have a card that's like up to $1,500. And if they say that it's worth more than that, they send you a bill. Oh, well, actually, this was worth $5,000. So it is actually under our other, other grading price. So they just, gouged you for the, yeah. Yeah.

If it's worth more, you try, yeah. So you have no idea how much it's worth. That's ridiculous. All I can do is, like, they set the price. And then if they set it above a certain price, they send you a fucking bill for a lot more. They already did. Yeah.

Like, what? Is it more work? Right. How much more work is it? Because it kind of sounds like you're just raping your customer. Yeah. You know, like you're, you would be a house of a brazil guy. Like it would be less work.

It would seem like it would be less work. Yes. Less heat, less hidden defects. Like when you're appraising a house, ital guy. Like it would be less work. It would seem like it would be less work. Yes. Less heat, less hidden defects. Like when you're appraising a house, it's just square footage or something like that. I imagine. Well, the same amount of appraising. It depends. Usually it depends.

Well, it depends because you're supposed to find the most similar cops that are closest to the subject house, proximity, square footage, lot size, amenities, access to public, you know, location. But some of the tough ones are like the more rural ranch style properties because it's like you don't have a lot of comps, recent sales around. So you might have to expand your search. All of a sudden you're like, well, the subject is on well water. These ones just across the fucking canyon are on city water.

So it gets more, you know, attract homes are the easiest things in the world. So if it comes back as more than more than they thought, do you send them a bill? Like, well, you always, uh, no, no, no, you're in the bank of bill. Hey, by the way, I coastline, you're you're fucking your massive fraud. You Hey, by the way, I coastline, you're fucking, you're massive fraud. You guys are engaging in charging people this much money for a fucking loan. I coastline that. I bought a little something for the effort.

No, no. Like at that, you would charge in my debt, you would charge based on the amount of work. It doesn't have anything to do with what the appraised value comes in at. Just outrageous. Just outrageous the scam's people get. So I get my charizard back.

I'm excited. Like, oh, this is gonna be my legacy. I'm gonna put this in a vault and retire. Yeah. I'm just gonna take out loans against it. Okay. Like Elon Musk. Oh, what are we gonna sell it?

Where did it have to go? Uh, down the street. Really? Yeah, like Arcadia or something. California. Okay, it's the simplest thing I Oh, wow. California. Okay. It's the simplest thing I've ever done. So I get my email back.

Like, hey, we're done with your card. Now, a lot of people want it. They said in the email, a lot of people want to keep the greatest surprise when they get the card back. Yeah. Well, they're not going to tell you the information over the internet.

Well, they will, but they said, just so you know, we know you're all jazzed up about how much money you're raking in with this car. Yeah. And I, I mean, I, I had already in my head, I spent, I went up to my nephews plays. Yeah. I bought them a big box of booster packs and made them play me and Pokemon to get the cards. Gotcha.

If they win, they get a single booster pack. Yeah. Cause they never play this game. How many people can collect Pokemon cards, play the game? I don't know. It should be, the idea of just collecting things purely, annoys me, so I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be a party to that.

If you want the cards, you gotta actually learn how to play the game and play me. So they did, we spent about seven hours playing, they won three packs. Did they already know how to play? No, playing, they won three packs. Did they already know how to play? No, well, they won three packs than I left. They said, well, what about all the, there's a hundred more packs there.

You spend all that money on these packs, what about that? And so we got to play me next time, I guess. And they said, well, Uncle, you just wasted all that money. What do you mean? Just let us open it now, that you're leaving. This is total, this is bullshit. What do you mean? Just let us open it now. That you're leaving. This is total, this is bullshit. What do you want us to just look at these things?

I'm sorry, yeah guys. Yeah. So I get the card. I click on the link, whatever I want to know now, I want to go gloat over it. Yeah. This is six out of 10. The card.

Really? Yeah. Six. Okay. It's so bad. They got a population report to how many of these cards are out there. Yeah. With this, should be it, with this grade. Yeah. One. I'm the only one. You're kidding. No. It's so bad. They're not that are worse. I hope so. Yeah, I might have the worst. There must be the worst card of this on the planet. What do they, do they say what the defects are? Oh, they just say, here you go.

Here you go, you idiot. Do they, do they make you an offer right afterwards? Nah, not surprised that they didn't actually. I know, actually, yeah, it's a six, I boy, you know, really, really taking a hit on this, you know, and then it's turn around and so there you go. So wait, so they get, did they give you a value? No, I didn't even look. I just saw six. I got, oh, I don't believe that for a minute. What do you, you have to fucking know? I didn't care at that. It's like, well, this is such a blow. No one.

I'll never financially recover from this. No way. I just said, I don't care what it is. I don't, I didn't even, I don't even know how you, who's gonna even buy it? Cause you saw a seven market for a six out of 10. I don't know. It's like a, it'd be something who's pining for a six out of 10,

like a with a woman. Still got a good body. The rarity is still got to make it worth something. It's a 10 then. All right. except at 10, like with a woman. Still got to be bloody. The rarity is still got to make it worth something. It's 10 then. You can't believe it. 20 bucks. Here's what also makes me rage.

Yeah. Paul, I'm like, and then get, so my girlfriend was complaining that I was blaming the former girl for the rewination of my card, right? But you saw, which now is even, which now is much more ruined. You saw that I thought. You're right, right, right. I saw it happen. Which now is even, which now is much more ruined. You saw it, I thought. You're right, right, right. I saw it happen.

She didn't mean no. Women stick together. So I was like, okay, whatever. I don't care. I saw it with my own eyes. I don't justify the shit to the likes of you. So then we're up. I'm up with my nephews putting together our Pokemon cards.

And she fucking spills an entire bubbly over the surface area where we're sorting and putting sleeves on our cards bubbly one of those little drinks one of those little soda cans Oh, they're like the crop up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, different they're tiny instantly spill Fucking getting me 20 years later What is wrong with you people? It's a conscious thing. I'll show him. I can't fucking believe this.

I can't believe this. Do you boys see this? You see what's happened here? Yeah. Always be on the lookout. You just made the 106 out of 10s. Oh god damn. Now there are 20 years from now.

They're cards. Similarly destroyed. Yeah. All right. Here's what else makes me a rage Weddings without an open bar. Hey if you can't afford it You can't afford an open bar at your wedding. You're don't you don't deserve to be married Understand if you can't have because weddings are horrible Horrible everyone's doing you a favor big time everyone's doing you a fucking favor Horrible. Everyone's doing you a favor. Big time. Everyone's doing you a fucking favor. Just like just like every kind of

dysphoria or identity or whatever people want or need you to Participating in in we're doing you a favor, okay? That's the bedrock of this exchange. That's the bedrock of this Obligatory exchange this this this economy of obligation. That's what we're doing. I'm doing you the favor by going to the wedding at all. Everyone is. Oh yeah. If you don't understand, there's a huge inconvenience. Huge inconvenience.

Yeah. Huge. Expectations for the roof, reality, through the fucking basement. Oh, I'm gonna get laid. There's gonna be so many chicks here. Not fucking one. Yeah.

If you don't understand the promise that you're making to your guests by at least doing the bare minimum of offering them a good time and life and drinks and it's plenty to unwind at the wedding, you do not understand commitment, you do not understand relationships. If you present a wedding and this has been, I've been getting complaints about this

All season since spring started from every guy I know I was a wedding fucking the bar was open for 20 minutes Yeah, I didn't even have liquor one guy. I know they didn't even let them go inside the bridal party was inside everybody else is out Sweating like pigs. God. Yeah. He goes to his car, drove to the 7-Eleven and bought a cube of Tacotti. They're drinking a fucking car. If you don't understand this, that you need to have an open bar, unlimited open bar you're waiting. Yeah.

If the price is too much for you, lower the venue. Skimp on the food. Skimp on everything else. It's really true. I think it's so easy. People, I think, oh, skimp on everything else. It's really true. It's so easy. People, I think, oh, it's a pay bar. It's like instantly this wedding sucks. I'm paying more the reward of me.

So I'm also buying myself the reward to come to your wedding. Yeah. If you can't afford, if you can't afford open bar, you can't afford to be married. That's it. Because you don't get it. It's not about the liquor. It's about you not understanding what is, what is, what is valuable in people's time. Yeah.

If you're not understanding, and you're not being able to put yourself in someone else's shoes, you bitch. God. Weddings. God. Weddings. I hope I never get invited to another wedding as long as I live.

They are not going. They are awful. I'm gonna throw my own wedding. Yeah. Next time someone has a wedding, I'll throw my own. No, it's getting married to mine. I just wanna make that clear. Yeah.

But speaking of weddings, guess who is now the sole owner of the biggest problem in the universe? Trademark. This guy, two thumbs and a shitty charizard. of weddings. Guess who is now the sole owner of the biggest problem in the universe trademark? This guy's got two thumbs and a shitty charizard. Right here. It's phenomenal. I thought that had happened already. You get the official now. Wow. I've been, I had to buy that about a year ago. Yeah. Right when Vito and I started doing it, I said, all right, I don't want any kind of fucking around. I don't want any kind of funny business,

any kind of legal horse shit. Right, right, years after the fact. Subandon. Wow. Old show's abandoned. Yeah, approved, finalized, done. Cost me like a thousand bucks. Fantastic.

And if there's anyone out there infringing upon it. Oh yeah. You're in big trouble. Right. I got there's anyone out there infringing upon it. Oh yeah. Here in big trouble. Right. I got to defend that stuff like a pit bull eating a little child. Strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger.

Ah, a lot of people could have had it. A lot of many offers flying around. But the case is full of cash. Well, it's mine now. Yeah. Ah, pretty nice. Well, it's mine now. Yeah. Pretty nice. Cause the COVID it took forever. Yeah, but it's mine now.

Still yours. That shows good, that shows doing well. Good. It's being very well. We had a bonus episode of, for America, I think I might have gone over the line and I got a couple of solutions. Yeah.

No, we don't do solutions. You don't do biggest solutions. Biggest problem in blank. do biggest problem in blank, like biggest problem in pride or biggest problem. Well, I mean, for bonus episodes. Yeah, for bonus episodes. It's biggest problem in whatever. In a subject.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Because it's easier than doing. You think you may have gone over the line. I might have gone over the line. I can't imagine that. Because we do the, well, I'm probably too drunk when we do the bonus episodes.

Because it's Friday nights. Friday. Because we do the, well, I'm probably too drunk. We do the bonus episodes. Because it's Friday nights. Friday nights, and we do one show, and we do an additional show after that. Kimball, Kimball. You came into it. You remember Kimball? Maxwell Kimball, the silver hammer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He came onto the last one. Wow, what's he up to? He's at an anime convention in LA. Wow, I told him to come to the July 4th thing too, so. You mean he came in, oh he came into the studio. He's here. Right, all right. He damned.

Okay, here is something else that makes me rage here, Sean. Yeah. This for some reason is funny and I can't figure out why. We will adopt your baby. So, for whatever reason, it's just hilarious for liberals to mock this poor couple who said that they'll adopt your baby.

These people, what is that goddamn? You mean, so like have the baby and will adopt it? Yeah, there's people who will adopt babies, right? Yeah, not me, but they exist. Right. I mean, I hope they're not in pedophiles, but whatever, but better than the government doing it, I know the government's pedophiles. I don't know about these random people. So they're people are doing it.

And then you got, guys like, let me find an example of what I'm talking about. Oh God. Here, like, it's just horrible. Here's some, here's every couple posting, we will adopt your baby sign pictures as giving me this vibe. And then it's Epstein and Gisley and Maxwell,

a picture of them, the most notorious pedophiles in history, or maybe one of. We will adopt your baby as the bad guys from Coraline, like the other, the Coraline, that's the name of that movie. The other mother and the dad, like psychotic and abusive. We will adopt your baby. We will adopt it.

The way it's banded. Like, we will adopt, I don't know who these guys are, Hunter Games or something. We will adopt your baby. Uh, I don't get it. I don't get why it's funny, there. I don't get why it's funny, there. It's just become a fun of the way they look,

because they will adopt a baby. I don't know. it's funny there. It's just become a fun of the way they look, because they look after baby. I don't know. I hope they do. I mean, what can I have a sickness drive you to say, like, oh, yeah, I, their pedophiles. Oh my God. Yeah, well, you know, it's, yeah. Seems like.

You will adopt these, this poor couple, we will adopt your baby. Here's another Gisling Maxwell Elon Musk. I know. Yeah. It was wrong with these people. We will adopt your baby. Calling people pedophiles.

It's not just for the right anymore. I guess not. And then there's aliens. I really don't, maybe this is like, jokes for people who don't get jokes. Maybe we do, we know that some people just do not have a sense of humor. Yeah, we will adopt, look at all these, they're all bad guys.

That's what, that's their point. They're bad guys. So, now we gotta kill them. Can't have any adopting going on. I can, yeah. Homelander and a Nazi superhero over here. We will adopt your baby. Right. Why is this funny?

And why is it? I have a new liberal joining in on it. I don't know why it's funny. Is it funny? No, it's funny. I don't really adopt your baby. Here's these these guys that defended their home with guns against the BLM mob.

Um, Babies and Butthead of course. Sure, beaves in butt head, of course. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. I guess maybe it is. I don't know, like it, it doesn't seem like there, there's enough, you know, fertile soil to farm jokes from on just on that, like based on that original picture. Yeah. I don't get it.

Like it's, I don't, they're making fun of them. Yeah, I know, but like, but like, I know they're making fun of them. Yeah, but I mean, I don't, yeah, I know they're making fun of them. Yeah, but I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't know, I don't get it. Oh, I see women are going on a shopping strike because of abortion. Wow, that'll be hell of a strike. Wait till the pots and pans show up.

That's gonna be a hell of a shopping strike, I see. Let me bring this, let me bring a picture of this on up for you. Women contribute 83% of all consumption in the US. They mean shopping consumption. If it's food, it's like 110%. If you can spend $0 between July 3rd and fit, oh, it's all a holiday, a national holiday where everything's closed.

Women are gonna go on strike. But also like, Oh, gas. So what? So you're just gonna buy it on, it's like you're just pushing it off. Like you're not doing anything, right? That, of course not.

I mean, like, means you're gonna buy a shit load on the six. Like, that's what I mean. It's like people, oh, you like stop, you know, don't buy gas on this day. It's like, yeah, but you're still gonna, like, you didn't, you're still gonna do everything that uses gas. You, you didn't ride your bike to work. You did, right?

It's cost more gas. It costs more to grow the food to make, to give you fuel to buy the fucking bikes. And it does just gas. Uh, no gas, no grocery stores, no online shopping, et cetera. It's the honor system. It's the honor system, Dick, the online shopping. We can't be there to make sure everybody's playing by the rules, but God dammit. So, he got it. If I find a receipt from Amazon for pots and pans, that's it. You're living in the yard.

Disrupting the economy is our biggest protest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't understand why people don't understand how that works or doesn't work. I'll give you a hint. 19th amendment. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, income tags, IHS, Federal Reserve. Well, shit, how, I mean, guys are gonna figure this out that it's just robbery. How are we gonna stop that? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. You're a mean one. Representative, somebody said something. Like, here's another one for you.

Okay. This is what nurses are doing now. Remember how they were dancing for COVID? Yeah. This is what they're doing now. They found a new way to get attention. Says lost a patient today. This is a nurse. This is already so crass.

Oh, is it? This is a nurse with her hands looking like she just lost the world series of poker, right? Not like this is the kind of performative. Like this one you lost the showcase showdown at prices right by like a by like $100. You win. This is the this is the motion you do when you win over when Bob says, so are you win over or when Drew Carey says, so are you win over? You go, oh shit, you went over, when Drew Carey says, sorry, you went over, you go, ah, shit, right?

Yeah, exactly. Lost a patient today. It starts out. There's some music on it too. I put my eye on it. I'm gonna turn it. Yeah, I got it. Lost a patient today.

I put my eye on the moon. I'm sure he was. I'm sure he was. Shake, shake, shake of off. I bet she meant shake it off. She's probably so consumed with grief for somebody dying that she couldn't that they have. Is this fucking this is somebody did this? This is fucking bro. This is sick.

This is sick. Yeah. This is dude, this is like the, you know, Munchausen by proxy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where it's I Munch house and by proxy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where it's, I die, basically. I'm suffering. Yeah, I'm suffering. The mom gets all the sympathy for making her kids sick, you know. Oh, yeah.

Look at her. Look at her, looking, leaning against the wall. Like she's all winded. Looking at the other, oh, looking up to Jesus. Look up to Jesus Christ, bitch. Look at her, how many texts did that, I wonder that too. What a horrible human being. I'm more than just her doing this. I don't know. This is the only I just saw it today. This brand new just lost a pay in my mad hose. In my mad hose news. It's not dead yet.

We need you back in the room. There's people in the lobby having fucking heart attacks you bitch. Get back in there. What the fuck? She went and looked at the suit. Well, does it make my tits look big? Yeah. Okay, great. Yeah. Good. I'll post that right away. That's a. That's a lot of bunch of likes. We got to let people know starting to wear off. Oh, COVID hysteria is wearing off. So, uh, lost a patient today. I got to make a fucking tick-tock. Pick the music. That's unbelievable. Oh, yeah. There really is. I mean, that's God, man. Uh, here's some really interesting arguments about abortion than I hadn't considered. Oh, really? Yeah. I see. Here's a, here's a collection of some of them. I'd like to bring to your attention. This one says, all these are journalists

or whatever. I wonder how these white supremacist lawmakers would feel if their little white daughters were raped and impregnated by black men. Wow. Yeah. This one I found especially amusing, I'll tell you why. It's from John Cooper. It says, if the 10 year old daughter of a white right wing fundamentalist Christian

was raped by a black man, you can be damn sure her parents would be arranging for an abortion on the spot. So what I find funny about this tweet is that he capitalized black. So he's just back. So I'm seeing that more and more like on Wikipedia and stuff like that. I have to know. That's grammatically correct. Yeah.

But it would be kind of disingenuous while you were using their entire race as an imaginary straw man rapist against a white children. Any color children, really. While you're constructing an imaginary rapist who happens to be black as a threat, as a cudgel to use against political opponents, I think it would be unnecessary to capitalize. You kind of crossed the boundary.

You might as well just use the N word dude. That's what you're using. I picked up on that. It's the same. What you're doing stylistically is identical. So I think you kind of missed the point of fucking capitalization, John. Yeah. I picked up on that. Uh, right wing by why not black gentleman? Right. Christian was wrongfully accused black gentleman. Oh, yeah. Wait, what?

If the ten year old jutter of a white right wing fundamentalist Christian was raped by someone, they wrongfully accused black man, accused by them. So that's how you do it So that's how you do it. That's how you do it. But in your mind, the rape actually happened. So that's inappropriate. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I feel like John Madden, so right here you got to right wing fundamental loss. Yeah. Anyway, boom. Boom. Boom. Right in the womb. Mm-hmm.

Uh, okay. Boom. Boom. Right in the womb. Okay. Climate change. Oh, well, I don't know. Kind of don't care about that. Yeah. CBD, C's. You know, I went through CBD. CBD, CB, CB, C's, CBD, CB, CBD, CB, GCs, Canaboid.

D's what? Santa, canaboid, central bank, digital currency, central Canaboid, digital bank, stroke, I think I am. Oh, here's a spicy one. Boyfriend, loophole, trans, a trans skateboarder, beats a 13 year old, a little girl at skateboarding. Oh, man.

They really just 29 year old trans woman. That's how you lost your abortions. From the like this, shit like this is how you lost your abortions. From the time their little girls, women are just going to be beaten down by men who are better in competition against women. And we're more than twice their age. I thought you bitch and then she spiked the skateboard. She can't deny you a transgender woman, be a 13 year old girl.

Yeah, in New York, in New York City. It's part of their culture. This is a, this was a, uh, reigniting the debate. Motherfucker, there's no one's debating whether a 29 year old man could be a 13 year old little girl. I swear to God, it's the, the, really the, the only part of the whole movement I'm offended by is the parts. Yeah. It has a,. As an athlete. Oh, God, the point of sports you shithead. I know.

I know. Uh, huh, here's a poor little girl. I know. What else you want to do? She's worked hard. This is a skate competition I take it, right? Yeah. Or was it, it was a physical, physically assaulted.

It was a 29 year old competition actually. It takes skateboard and smash a skull in a 13 year old girl during grab all of her toys or pop it on the side and shop the head off of the skateboard when she was done when the trans woman was done doing it. The out of the still came in over the limit for testosterone. I see. Even the yeah, look, the out of the trade to Korma's to suppress her testosterone, but still came in over the limit.

Oh, I can't read. Oh, she's actually still, yeah. Cause like in, cause your thyroid still secrete some. That's racist. Um, sparked an outrage. Here's the winners. Look, 29 year old trans woman, little girl, little second place, little girl, third place, little girl, fourth place, little girl, fourth place, little girl, fifth place, little girl, six,

age 10, age 12. Dude, this is like when Kramer was fighting, remember when he was doing, hey, I haven't asked, but this is, this is real. Yeah, near post. I mean, no, yeah, no, I think it is. It's just, it's just getting harder to tell Because the headlines and the stories all look like onion articles. Oh, man. At least the girls. Oh my god At least all the little girls had to find it Go back to the picture there that's this one. I mean still shaving obviously

Raving your Adam's apple. You mean no look., you can see fucking, you can see beard coming through. Yeah. 29. That would be, if you're like a biological woman, completing and commencing little girls, somebody would go, yeah, bitch. Come on. I can do it.

Yeah. It's insane. That's white privilege, Sean. Did you see the Beavis and Butthead movie? I did, actually. The White privilege part was funny. Yeah, I actually, I didn't realize that's what I did some ADR on that. Oh, you did?

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, that's out already. That's what that was, because it just happened. Yeah. Yeah. Those Beavis and Butthead movies are too big for me. I like beeps about head Exploding frogs and like you know getting haircuts and stuff. Yeah, you go on space and stuff

I'm like, I don't care about yeah, but the white privilege when they went to college and did white privilege That was I thought that was funny. It was funny to whatever Yeah, it was funny. Okay. There you go. It had its moments. Yeah, I cracked up. Good to see those boys again. You know, they'll make another appearance. Glamour, oh inside info. Glamourous Harris, 45 charged with having sex with 14 year old boy, four times in one day.

I don't know why that was necessary for this news article. How many times that she raped the little boy. But four times. I'm sure it was the day of his life. Yeah, I'm sure it was because of anti-petaphilia that we have to know how many times the boy was raped. Look at this Australian socialite. Australian horse Harris.

Horse girls are fucked. Dazleys lawyer, cried in A. Oh, arguing in the allegations were made in spite. Also, maybe it didn't happen. I was just gonna ask the kid, if he has a problem with this. Yeah, no. I know.

I know, I'm so annoying now. Like, if I, I mean, every guy knows, like, well, if I was 14, I would fucking throw my friends into a woodshaper to fuck. I'm thinking of two teachers specifically. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't care. Yeah, because the reason why the reason why it's bad, the other thing is funny, is the reason why it's bad for the little, the boy, older woman, is the same reason that women are bad

for a full grown man like me. Cause it's like, yeah, cause you don't, like little boy, you don't understand how much it's gonna cost you. I do, right? Okay. Cause women make you just crawl through a sewage pipe to get X access to their pussy's like the Shawshank redemption. And then they make you crawl through

it twice to get away from them. You know? It's like God. Oh, the most fucking work on the planet just to get access to this, to this woman for a couple seconds to blow your load. And then you got to do it again to get away from them That's what they don't get right? Yeah, it's the we have the same problem So it's a little boy doesn't have to resources that me as a man has You understand I'm through 500 yards of shit That shit from that hole is Fowl foul, foul smelling shitness

that I can't even imagine. Something like that. Or maybe I just don't want to. Yeah. Shit smelling foulness. It was weirdly written, I was wondering. I don't know. Yeah, he's probably okay with it.

Ha ha ha ha. As long as the authority's coming, get her out of there, right? I got it. All right. This happened. Okay. Good to you, but we don't, son, we've got it from here.

We're getting this girl. We're black. We're mind erasing her phone number. She will never trap you in a relationship. Don't worry about that. She'll never make up all kinds of crazy shit about you amongst your friends. And he's like, I didn't, well, why would she do that? She said she likes me.

You don't understand. You don't know how they are yet, because you've grown up on Disney and bullshit and stories. You don't know what they're really like, but this is, but we do. And we're here to protect you. We're not from the government. We're getting you out while you're ahead.

Yes. We're getting, we're coming in. I see. We're getting you out while you're ahead. I see. Uh, okay. Here is here is oh man she's hot I Think I hopefully hopefully it's all made up

Well, or whatever I don't know I don't care. It's fun. Here is Here's a 100-year-old war veteran complaining Here's a 100 year old war veteran complaining. This is nice, Independence Day for you. A 100 year old decorated war veteran wearing all his jewelry that he won for being in war is crying. This is not the country we fought for. This makes me so happy. A hundred-year-old World War II veteran, Carl, broke down in tears describing the state of America. Oh, did it not work out for you, bud? That's real sad. He said

the United States is just not the same, and the country is going to hell in handbasket. Yeah, because of you. I've lived a good life, and I've had a lot of love and happiness, smiling, telling everybody that everything was beautiful every day. Well, that's how we got here. I went to my church and didn't think everything was beautiful. If I went to my church and didn't think everything was beautiful, they would think that I was sick. I'm not that way.

I sincerely believe in this whole world that everything is beautiful. I wake up in the morning and see these plants out here and all these flowers and there are all these green grass on the ground. It's beautiful. People don up in the morning and see these plants out here and all these flowers and there are all these green grass on the ground. It's beautiful. People don't realize what they have. They've shrunkated this quote.

It's going a little beautiful. Get to the part where he says, but it's all gone to hell. They bitch about it. Nowadays I'm so upset about the things we did, the things we fought for. Everything's beautiful, everything's beautiful. They bitch about it. And the boy, yeah, well maybe,

because it's not beautiful for us, dude. And the boys that died for it are all going down the drain. What about all the guys you killed? What do you mean, what, the boys that died for it? Those were boys that you guys killed. Did you, did you not remember that?

Our country's going to hell in a hand basket. We haven't got the country that we had when I was raised, not at all. Nobody will have the fun I had. Yeah, because of you. Well, because of you. I think it's because of his kids. Oh, I don't know.

The silent generation that built the military industrial complex, the goddess, they're the ones that got us off the gold standard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, they share some blame too. Nobody will have the fun I had. Nobody will have the opportunity I had. It's just not the same. That's not what they died for.

It's just not, who's the one taking out reverse mortgages, pal? Is it, you don't have to take a reverse mortgage, you know? You could just, you could sell your house for less than the market rate to a nice couple that you like instead of loaning it, instead of loaning it to the bank and getting money until you're fucking dead, how about that?

Did that ever cross your mind? You know, I was watching, no one will have the fun. It just reminds me of, this seems like a strange turn, but I was watching the Food Network the other day, and it was about the history of pizza in America. Yeah. And they were interviewing like, the history of pizza in America. Yeah. And they were interviewing like the son of one, you know, you've got like lambarties and

johns and like, Tatinos, I think it's called like some of the, you know, ones that are over a hundred years old, you know, in New York City. And they're talking to like the son of one of the original ones. And says, you know, my mother came over, you know, from Italy, my father and mother came over from Italy. They basically, in New York, if you didn't know, basically all Italian women immigrants became like seamstresses.

It's big like dress, they all did that. They said people talk about like, you know, that these are the, those were hard times. Those are all that kind of stuff. He goes, those were the good old days because she made 29 cents an hour. And in four years, she was able to buy a property in New York fucking city.

I guess a dad died or something like that. He goes, those were the good times. You know, like when wages allowed you to get something. I saw, I read an article of full of old timers. They're complaining that millennials are hoping for a housing crash. They're like, if this, if this doesn't scream entitlement, what does? Oh, like what? Yeah.

The only reason your guys houses are worth what they are is because the federal reserve controls the interest rates. Correct. That's the only reason. And now there's our worth all this much is because they just push the rates forward no matter what. What the fuck are you talking about entitlement? Yeah, they adjust the, yeah, adjust the rates.

We can't just make more money. Yeah. Let me, and now they're fucking with supply, which is something by selling it to, by lending black rock money for free and letting them buy. Oh, no, no, no, you mean permitting, forbidding new houses from getting built. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To my knowledge, that's, I don't know if that's new, but that's the first time that I think

it's come into like public consciousness that they're really manipulative. I mean, if they're buying thousands and thousands and thousands of homes to sit on, what do you, and they're not going to, they're not homes to sit on, yeah, what are you? And they're not going to they're not going to sell what I was going to rent forever. Right. So that you guys can raise the race. Get that back. But then they can they can raise the interest rates, making money more expensive to borrow, right? But they're still shortage at some point. There's going to be a while we're just not buying houses. But where's that tipping point? Well, never. We'll never get it back.

Well, yeah, but I mean, where are people? When are people who would have bought a house if the interest rate was good? Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, where's the cap? How high can they keep the interest rates

while still keeping home values up and have enough people buy them? Yeah, it's like the lag. Is it always the interest rates go nuts? I don't know if people don't listening don't know this, but the rates that mortgages you pay for are just set by the Fed. Yeah, they don't they're not based on any kind of demand of money or availability of money or that's availability of housing. I just decided upon five years of appraisal. That's I was like, wait, so they just can change the rates and all of

a sudden money becomes cheap to borrow. Yeah, so the house becomes expensive to borrow. House prices go nuts because they lend the money for free to people and companies mostly who buy a bunch of real estate because they're not making any more of it. And then when it gets too hot, they just decide to jack the rates up, and as the rates go up, the housing prices drop, and there's this cross, when everyone's fucked, and then when it goes, they other way,

when they got enough money, when their people are back in charge, because everything's good, they've swiped, swip it again, switch it again. So that's how everybody fucking default, I mean, that was like the loans were bundled and packaged and sold in the secondary market. So it just became a, you know, a domino effect of, you know, all the whole subprime thing and everything where it was just, and did it again. Yeah. I mean, but that's, it's

been a, like a never ending cycle of, you know, what boom and bust if you want to use those terms soon that, okay, let's see what I have here. Yeah, man, that's rough. Oh God, okay, here's some good news then I'll read comments. This is Clarence Thomas. Clarence Thomas is undoing all the racism that Obama caused.

Is he? I really think so. Really? Like Obama was out there every day going, well, if you're not racist, you will be when I'm done with you. Yeah. Wasn't he?

I heard him say, man, or racism is right. He's not cured by my elections. Like, motherfucker, there was not any, I don't think there was that much racism. I mean, I think there's a live. Yeah, yeah. I think there's, I think there's racism and there always will be, but, you know, I, it was really weird when he started working in, you know, whitey blue eyed devil in all of his speeches. I was, I thought that was going a little far. Okay. Well, a black guy, a black guy on the left

isn't going to cure the racism. I'll put it, I'll put it that way. A black, now I know what you're doing. No, conservative. Clarence Thomas has done more for, done more to fix right-wing racist, as long as he goes along with the program, I think. The program is dismantling the federal government after the role versus Wade, and so Claren Stomach did gun stuff, all gun CCW laws where you have to prove that you need a gun. Yeah. Where it's like the police get to decide if you get to have one. Right. Those are all unconstitutional. As I would think they would be. You would think that right? But it's like, yeah. I mean, life coach have applied to get CCWs like a dozen times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rejected every

time. I mean, that does seem just on the surface, I know very little about what you're talking about. Yeah. Right there, but it seems like if they're like, well, if the armed authorities take the side. Say, give a gun, that's like the worst. That's like what exactly what it was written. Yeah, yeah.

So, okay, we'll have gun talk for a little bit like teeth talk. So it used to be in LA, you could have a gun as long as it was open. So you could walk around, you could be on your head and some states are like that, right? Yeah, I don't know if New York was like that, but I know California was. So open carry, that kind of stuff. So coach and I would go to these open carry events where everyone would have a gun, just to raise awareness of like, did you say, have gun? Did you say not loaded? Not loaded. Can't be loaded and it just to raise awareness of like, did you say, have gun?

Did you say not loaded? Not loaded. Can't be loaded and it can't be touching like, got it. The rules are good. Because the rules are made to arrest, to re-arrest black criminals. That's, I mean, they're all gun laws and drug laws are racist. And we've got on purpose. For profit prison system.

Yeah. And then it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's all intertwined. The 13th Amendment does not, it says you can only have slavery if it's by like prisons, companies. Yeah.

We're not getting rid of it all. We've got to catch them doing something first. Um, cause then they deserve it. Yeah. Wink wink. Um, so we would go to these open carry events, then have a bunch of kids to cultivate future. Yeah smokers.

You got to keep catering to the, you know, it's like, okay, dads are, okay, we'll get you in 20 years. So yes, exactly. Yeah. Um, but they're very gun people are just very off. They, they're very off putting. Well, they're just so judgmental and like they're always itching for a fight. It was very annoying.

It made me sad to see, I'm like, you guys are just like, like I brought that no step on snack flag to an NRA parade and Huntington Beach. And we were getting all these hate scare stairs, like people at the parade went like, oh fuck you, you Nazis. Cause like, well, cause what, you're giving them a bad name or is it protestors?

All of the NRA in general was getting that. But then the NRA guys were pissed at me for having a funny flag because you're making them look bad or or or or I'm not taking it seriously enough right okay that makes sense fucking yeah okay that's all yeah you're not gonna let me teach you guys something about marketing yeah um so many so many groups are just so adamant and just walk around with their fucking fingers in their ears, going la la la. And only taking them out when somebody that they completely agree with, you know, says something that it's like, you're not going to, you're not going to win. You're not ever going to have any like reasonable discussions with anybody doing

that. Okay, so this is, team, this is something else I wanted to bring in. Let me, let me find this guy. Nuclear. Yeah, yeah. Conservatives are pissed about this guy being Biden's, I brought this guy in again, but he, he made news again. It's official as of June 19th. I now serve my nation as the deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposal in the office of nuclear energy in the Department of Energy. Right? So this guy, he's bald, he's wearing like a red pantsuit and a gold chain.

Again, I automatically go, God, is this real? That is an American flag of high heels. This is a man. I think he goes, I think he identifies as a man. He's very gay. He dresses like him and his boyfriends dress up like leather puppies. Like they have puppy masks on and shit. Just Biden tried to pet him.

This is the dog, the Biden was trying to fuck in the shower when he broke his foot. Like I did with my dog. I tried to grab his tail and he was like, hey, get off my dick. That's no tail. But conservatives get all been out of shape about this guy. It's just, but he's this. The reason we don't have nuclear power is because women are afraid of it.

And this guy is the perfect guy to explain to women, like I can't explain this shit to women. You're saying this, it's good. If a woman was on fire, I couldn't explain to her that she needs to number one, put out the fire or number two, how to do it. That's just me. But this guy, they speak, they're able to speak

the language of women. I know people are, because it's like fucking voodoo. Yeah, he's like, look how stupid I am. I can't see, I don't understand. It's dangerous. I learned about Hiroshima and Nagasaki in school. That's what I know about nuclear energy. Women are like, well, guys are really into nuclear energy,

so I don't like it. Must be bad. Men are too into it. Okay. You say, like, they're like, always talking about nuclear bombs and like nuclear wars and stuff. So there must be something wrong with it

that anything that men like that much just can't be good. Yeah. So this dude got put in charge of it. Which is great. MIT graduate, I don't care how he dresses. This is what, this is what, this is the guy who will kind of shock.

This is the guy who will kind of shock. For women, they're making okay with it. Anyway, oh yeah. So we were going to those open carry events. Yeah. And then thinking that we're doing a good thing for guns, and that this would like make people cool with guns, and then the California Supreme Court would say,

you have to let them close carry because they're already opening carry, all right? So for a second amendment. You have to let them, right. So instead, the California Court said, well, you guys can't do that either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we can't have either way.

Right. And this was, I don't know, eight years ago. Yeah, yeah. I remember when you did that. So finally, Clarence Thomas says you can't do that. Yeah. And New York says, well, then we need all of your social media accounts to see if we can give you a concealed carry permit.

So we can see if you're a good moral character. Sure, sure. Which is all a violation of the first amendment. Also, so they're doubling down. California I assume is doubling down to whatever. Now that we know who's running the Supreme Court, feeling a lot better about our chances, then Rovers as Wade gets overturned, which is great. Gives you back the States. Fuck you. If I can't do heroin, you can't have abortions. Go fuck yourself. If I can't kill myself,

you can't kill anything else. Fuck you. When are they going to, when are they going to just open it up to euthanasia for it? Like I've been a proponent of that for forever. But at the same time, it's all or nothing now. That's got it. I mean, we're all in the same boat now. Hose, get used to it. Sorry that you've been a protected class for 50 years, but that time is over. This is post-ho.

Post-ho America. And some of the time I'm just envisioning like the artwork of post-hoes. Oh, America. Yeah. They're all, ah. There's something. Tom is driving his RV around the country running hose, running their dreams and ambitions

over post-hoes. He does it on his thing. Post-hoes America. That's his horn. There's white wife fat wife post. So then he hits with federal agencies. Can't just do whatever they want. Yeah, like the EPA, government can't say, well, protect the environment. And then the agency goes, okay, we're doing, we're just making a bunch of like laws then. Yeah, because they're all appointed, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And their only instruction is like, well, do it, make the environment better. And then they just make a bunch of rules that everyone has to follow. Like, that's not, no. Yeah, I have to make those laws. You can't just say, well, let's make everything better and then they do whatever they want. Right, and that's a problem. Yeah, that's a problem with, you know,, that are and there's a lot of positions,

government that are just appointed. Yeah. No. And they're all going down. That's that that was the that was this week in Mad Hose. It was all these think pieces on, well, this, I mean, this could mean the end of the federal government. Yeah. That's a that's the point. That's great. Now you guys actually have to make laws like, you know, Now you guys actually have to make laws, like democracy, you actually have to go, hey, we should do, you actually can't, we have to make a law limiting you from the size of your truck.

Like all trucks are so big now, because they have to be to get around the mileage regulations for smaller trucks. You notice how trucks are keeping bigger and bigger? So they can get around the regulations that require them to be fuel efficient. They have to actually make that a lot. Yeah, anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forget why we started talking about this. Said we're gonna do gun talk. That was gun talk. Okay, here we go gonna do gun talk. That was gun talk. Oh, yeah, here we go. Here's some comments. Rovers is weighed, uh, Virgin contest winner, Asian massage parlor, he says,

I spent a good day to guys with that. I yeah, I spent a good chunk of 2021 going to Asian massage parlor's and it's pretty open, it's a pretty open secret what happens there. Two happens there. Two at once, soft sea cups on one, a cups on the other, but she was very acrobatic. Wow happens there. Two at once, soft sea cups on one a cups on the other, but she was very acrobatic. Wow, cool. So when I see people complaining about how without abortion, there's no safety net. Well, I have no safety net. I break the law whenever I want to

get off. Why should I care? Yeah, you shouldn't care. Because he's got to go do illegal prostitution. It's okay. To get his nut. Okay, I see. No one's worried about him, right? Right? This guy might be. This guy probably. Brady says the best episode over.

Hey, Dick and Sean, don't say my name. Whoops, I'd like to thank you for what might have been the hardest cum of my life. What? It means cum. I know, I know what it means. My girlfriend and of my life. What? Cum means cum. I know. I know what it means. My girlfriend and I, he's using the other line with us. My girlfriend and I were winding down for the night and I sleep with headphones in.

So I was playing back the newest episode. She decided she wanted to give Frisky just as the mad hose with dick Kramer started ramping up. I had to banger as hard as possible to keep from laughing. And Iomed so hard My balls could feel it the next morning. Wow. Thank you And just know you are too or why I love making fun of women. Thanks Sean, I love you included me in that. Yes, you too or why oh, you're laughing. So that's right guilty guilty totally I can't help it if I have a great sense of humor. Bill says, card rage, hey, I can check.

One Christmas in eighth grade, my mom got me four packs of Pokemon cards. She must be the luckiest person on earth because I pulled three charizard's. Wow, fast forward five years, my friend's card shop is struggling. So my dumbass gives him all my Pokemon cards, a couple hundred of them. He leaves them all out on the counter for some reason and they get stolen. That's why his card store is struggling. Yeah. Poor guy died at 39. So I don't even get the satisfaction of hating him forever, just myself.

The moral never help anyone. Very true. Let's see here. Slingy Daddy says after politics, I don't know more politics. Oh, rhinestone cowboys, who could have predicted this? A drag queen who counseled children in charge with 25 counts of child pornography. Oh, see this.

Huh. Let's see what this drag queen looked like. A legend, oh, Let's see what this drag queen looks like. I led you to, oh, I did. All you have to do is a, all you have to do is a, is a, just a shallow dive into the foster care system and stuff to just lose all faith in people who like want to work around kids.

And if they're just ruining it for people who would never hurt a kid, who actually want to help it, but it's like there's so many fucking instances of fucking horrific abuse of Pennsylvania, and Gena counseled children at a quote, save haven for LGBTQ youth. Oh, plus youth has been charged with 25 counts

of child pornography. has been charged with 25 counts of child pornography. Oh. Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, just looking. That is severe. And what is going on? It was an HIV AIDS prevention advocate and community organizer who was planning to begin work with somebody planning to begin. He also performed as a drag queen known as Anastasia Diamond. He was charged at 25 counts. I guess it's not official. I don't know. Good. Hopefully it didn't happen. Uh, uh, gross.

Man, if you're in the drag space, you really gotta be. You really gotta be on your toes. Is that how it fit actually blue and just covered in semen? Yeah, tie dyed. Yeah. Semen. That's what she was doing. You really got to like say, hey, uh, do you do anything weird over there that we should know about?

Mm-hmm. There's got to be some self-policing. Like the drug industry. Oh, I know. Yeah. Big pharma, self-police is all the time. But or else they get regulated. So they always say, like,

do we do too much advertising in the government? Well, like, maybe a little bit, a little dial it back. Drag queens got to do that. Because these headlines and not helping them. No. Okay. Captain Bomy says abortion boat, my, let's see, my friend wrote a song, The Abortion Boat, by Ricky Calipso. Obviously that's a, it's not his real name. Oddly enough, this is a real thing in countries where abortion is fully illegal. They go out on a boat.

Yeah, womenonwaves.org, cheers, captain Boome. This is like an international waters type of thing. Womenonwaves. Oh, Christ. When the women on waves ship visits your country, you can make an appointment with us by telephone, email, or visiting the ship. Well, I form you of when and where to board the ship. You'll be treated according to Dutch professional medical standards. Oh, so you're in, what if you're in like a, what if you're in like, you know,

South Dakota? Well, you got to they'll dig a lot of the beach. Do they have like a steam ship steamboat that goes up the Mississippi and picks up all the conservatives people and that takes them out to see. God, I probably have the baby by the time they get there and back. Can you imagine? Is it stabilized? Is it like bounce around?

Oh, whoa, whoa. Services offered by this retarded system that we have, so you could go get on a boat. A Porsche and against off you now. Does that happen? This happens in countries like. I guess. That's interesting.

I would have never, I mean, creativity, A for creativity. Necessities and mother of all inventions. Unless this is a joke, it looks like the Chevy symbol, doesn't it? They're abortion. It does, I mean, I see that it's abortion, but it does look like the Chevy symbol, doesn't it? They're abortion. It does. I mean, I see that it's a portion, but it does look like the Chevy symbol without the

bottom, you know, the bottom part, it's under water. It's the key. It's like the, you know, the key on the, what a sick world who live in. All right, well, this, this is from, uh, this is from Mac fat watch and a free speech from the UK. Okay. You know what that means but I I

I I I I I I I I

I I I I I I I I I I female colleague, a quote, fat porker. I love the term porker. And East Midlands ambulance. I like it so much.

Yeah. Cause it's like a porker. It's like a dual meaning like you're fucking or you're fat. Yeah. Or you're doing both, which is. Yeah. Right. And East Midlands ambulance service paramedic was suspended for remarks about his colleagues

weight, calling it banter. Paul Winfield bullied his colleague by calling her names, including a fat porkers, has claimed that he was just using his right to free speech. Wait, this is in England. I mean, I don't, they don't, I don't know that they have the same fat polka. Oh, I was using my right to free speech. Yeah. Paul, this was America. The paramedic made comments about his fellow ambulance workers weight, which reduced her to tears.

Wow. Mr. Winfield asked if he also reduced the fuel economy of the vehicle. Mr. Winfield asked if his colleague was on a diet and even gave her a large pair of men's trousers. What kind of fat? A fat, what? A fat, oh, a fat arse. They have to use more... Asterisk. He put a lot of effort into this.

Yeah. Get a go get a pair of men's trousers. Here you fat arse. And then like, what you're gonna do that? He's bitch, I'm gonna use my face. Hey, how big do you buy? Are they your trousers?

Or license for that? Yeah. You fat porka? Whole new, whole live reports that the colleague faced two weeks of abuse from Mr. Wrenfield. He told her, look at the state of you, you need to lose weight and made her cry

in front of East Midlands ambulance service colleagues, a disciplinary panel. There's only two weeks. Look at it, it's steady. You need to lose weight. But Mr. Winfield, who's been a paramedics in 2002, claimed his demeaning insults were protected by his right to free speech, and he was simply trying to be helpful. That's why he put all the work into it. I had the pants. That's hilarious. simply trying to be helpful.

That's why he put a lot of work into it. I had the pants. That's hilarious. I said, here, and she didn't know what they were for, so I said, you're fat ass. Yeah. I guess, I mean, you just got a, that's a Hail Mary and a half, man. Yeah.

A conduct and competence committee of the health and care professionals tribunal service found that he was bullying the woman and he's now been suspended for a year. How much money was spent on this fat ass? It's one fat ass. A previous hearing in 2021 was told he was found to have made inappropriate and offensive comments about the colleagues' weight in size. How big is this woman?

I don't know. She's like an emergency, some kind of emergency check this. Oh, I bet they don't even say. Yeah. As well as the fit of her uniform trousers over a period of two weeks. In February of 2019, God, I wish I had all my insults of fat woman like laid out.

Oh God. When I, if I die and there's somebody there just reading, okay, this is all the things that you said about fat women. I'll go, man, this is fucking great. I'll stay here forever. I don't even need heaven. I'm there. In February, 2019, he said she had a fat arse and mocked her for having jowls.

By saying she was getting the family trade around the neck. Yeah, you getting the family trade around the neck, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes. The tribe you know also heard. This is a whole, look at how the size of this article. So, do you like, does he know, he knows her family? He's mentioning like, now you look like your grandmother,

like, she beg. They like next door neighbors growing up. Here is his wife that I'm saying. I think this like this author is taking a little too much pleasure and listing out the the amount of his insults. So we're going to have a little. The tribunal also heard that she had put on weight. And we're starting to look like her grandmother.

The following month, Mr. Winfield said to his female colleague, look at the fucking state of you, you need to lose weight and that she was a fucking fat porker. It was around this time. So she was on a diet and touched her bottom to make a point about the tightness of the trousers. Later that month, he suggested to his colleague that she needed bigger trousers,

then tried to give her a pair of large men's trousers. So he's got the beats of it. I was helping. He's building like a comedy sketch. I know. First you mention it, then you pat it, then you bring in pants. The original tribunal heard, he said, I'm not sure if it's your trousers that are too small or if it's your fat ors

Yeah, he claimed his remarks were banter and accused the NHS bosses of a conspiracy again What did I do? That's just normal banter. This is a conspiracy against me Mr. Winfield also told the original tribunal that his demeaning insults were protected by his right to free speech. The tribunal noted this was behavior intended to humiliate and he had within only the last few days defended this as his right to free speech, telling his colleague his opinion and being helpful. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah, whatever. Of course. This argument was dismissed as he showed no insight into the restrictions on free speech, which are required in order to protect other people from harm. The original 2021 tribunal ruled this his inappropriate, offensive, and bullying behavior amounted to a serious departure from the standards of conduct that could properly be expected of a paramedic.

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, who do you want saving you? conduct that could properly be expected of a paramedic. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, who do you want saving you? Some fat arse? I mean, you know, cancer so tight she can't even do CPR or this guy. It's been down to like, intimate someone properly. Get out of the way, you fat bitch.

I've got a guy to save. I'd rather have that guy. This is my, this is a local, this is from my local rag. Apologies for all the ads. Oh, there you go. We're wearing the comments, we're wearing in the comments that people are saying it's the right thing to do.

Despite the fact that on the same site this week, there was a report of a 55 stone, 37 year old dying from being fat. Love the show, have been a fan since the beginning. Smooch is to Sean, go fuck yourself, Mac. Okay. Nana Zoo says, they cracked the code on the latest fat watch. My husband and I are big fans, by the way, turns out

she used to be skinnier circa 2012. He got fit and she got fat. So you remember we had that fat watch where the woman was said that they're different, they're cis sizes. Yeah, yeah. They're different sizes and not to hate them. Right.

They pick on them. Let me see if I can do a little flashback for everybody here. So they've been together a long time and she's literally doubled in size, it seems like. Yeah, so this is him. He's like super fit, Chad guy, and she is the opposite. She's like a behemoth. She never gets smaller.

She goes all the way down to the very bottom of her ankles and then it cuts in at, what is that? 240 degrees, like grimace. Like grimace? Like a triangle. And this is them from 10 years ago. 12, wow.

So he looks like a little child, a little boy. Right. And she looks like she little child, a little boy. Right. And she looks like she's still chubby. Yeah, but I mean, not break your back if you tried to lift her up over a threshold. But she's got, no, but I mean, she looks pretty good. I mean, she has in curves. She does, yeah.

She's got some in curves. Right, she's got a waist. Wow, yes, she has a waist. Yeah. So she ballooned. Oh curves. Right, she's got a waist. Wow, yes, she has a waist. Yeah, so she ballooned. Oh yeah. Wow, okay. Huh.

Like, Pierce Brosnan, I guess. And now he's stuck, cause he knows he'll be bullied on social media if he dumps her. He seems so happy though. I mean, maybe, I mean. He's an actor. Yeah, yeah, right.

Here you go. Yeah, it's like the, I mean, he's an actor. Yeah, yeah, right. There you go. Yeah, it's like the guy who was gonna leave his wife and she gets in like a horrible car wreck and is burned and everything like that. And it's like, Wendy, can't leave her now, can ya? This is from, oh, in a mommy, founded Doosie for Fat Watch, okay? Here is the picture that he sent My keyboard is freaking out. There we go

No No just open please Okay, what the what? What this shit? Dude, this is the worst thing. This is from Shuglet. This is like a, this looks like somebody made, somebody stole beef patties out of silly putty

and stacked them on top of it. And stacked them. About two tons of silly putty. Right, it's out of silly putty and stack them on top of them about two tons of silly putty Right, it's like a silly putty like mountain with a different like sedimentary layers or so you can see You can judge the age of the canyon by the looking at the layers. Oh my god. It's like it's just a pyramid of gluttony and flesh and armpit hair on top of that It really Don't you see it? Is that armpit hair? top of that. Is it really?

Don't you see it? Is that armpit hair? I think so. Oh God, I thought that was shading. No, I think it's signifying the tree line. Just below the summit. I can't tell if that's a hair on her thigh or varicose veins. Man, this is really the any angle of it is very unflattering.

Stacking, it's a woman entirely made of thighs. That is amazing. And then the comment from anti-beast is this series is making me feel so connected with other fat bodies. I mean, this is like total fetish shit. But other women are commenting on it. Yeah. God, let's go check her out.

That's the way she's doing. Dude, I don't know if I shoe glit. I don't know if I can hang with this. Come on. Let's do a keyboard. It's just like, ever since I spilled beer all of it. Recently, I've just oh, messed up. Somebody give me a link in the chat. Maybe the keyboard's afraid.

Maybe it's defending it. Yeah. This is my nightmare. Who knows what it's going to paste in chat. Here we go. Helping folks take up space on and off the mat. Oh, this is a yoga. Helping folks take up space on and off the mat. Oh, this is a yoga. A yoga for all. I bet you didn't think that would be happening. You know, I sort of did. You did?

I mean it. Yeah, people are always posting pictures themselves doing yoga and exercising and. Okay, you belong here. This is one of a recent posts, you belong here, you are worthy of space. Holy shit. You're not doing that. Their affirmations involve oblique references to how much space they occupy. Like the reason they feel bad about being fat is because they don't feel entitled to take up so much physical

space. So you have to think that you, oh, you're worthy of space. You're worthy of access. So stairs, you're worthy of like having ramps instead of stairs. You're worthy of consideration. You are not too much, too big. Or too difficult. She's in like a fucking way too difficult.

You're all way too difficult. You're death. You're eating too much. She's right. You see that fence right there? Now she's that's to keep her from going in the river because if she does, it's going to flood a village. There's a little man stealing a Peruvian fertility idol down at the bottom of the hill that

she's got a roll-out there in a couple minutes. Look at the size, man. Who was that wrestler, that WWF wrestler who was like a circle like the Bam Bam Bigelow? Yeah, he was big. He was big. He was big. He was big. He was big. For Bam Bam Big big hello. Do you remember Earthquake? Yes, yes.

Here's her in an all green, all green units are doing yoga. Oh my God. Nice. Please take me away from here. It says, yeah, you read my mind. Now she hooking a pillow. Fringe-ish. She's wearing all green.

Dude. This is a green monster. Isn't this a baseball field? People are trying to hit home runs over her. There you can hear them. There it goes. Yep. Oh my goodness gracious. Holding space for those who need it.

This is the most. Fringe-ish. Holding space for those who need it. This is the most. Yeah. Fringe-ish, holding space for those who need it. Livestream classes available at no charge this week. They do the space. They do talk about space. Yeah. Sunday, restorative for rest, Wednesday, calm, flow, social flow, gentle stretching with a grounding in purpose meditation followed

by 30 minute hangout. Oh, that's the exercise day. Gentle stretching followed by hanging out or just socks. Gentle stretching. They spend two hours at these events just talking about what they're eating at their snacks and holding them up to the camera. You would look at, look at, go back up. Top row center, yeah, with a maroon shirt. No, one above.

Okay. Look at the, look at the arm. Look at the, it's like, it's a cabbage patch. It's cabbage patch. Doll. She's eating ice cream directly out of the tub. Yeah. Oh, my God.

This is obviously fetish shit. I mean, that's who's going to this. You think? No, but she doesn't think so. She doesn't think so. But what if it's just other fat women that are into yoga? Maybe, but I guarantee you, there's a bunch of dudes going here. You think so?

Yeah, I do. But what if they like fatter women? Fatter than her? Yes, I'm saying that there has been a sea change. Like I'm saying that we are like waking up in a new time. A sea change, it's risen. The sea has risen. That's the reason the oceans,

that's the reason that the oceans are rising is because these women are so fat. What does this guy say? Remix this chair yoga eagle pose. Here's a guy, looks like the kind of guy that she'd be dating in the trailer park. Oh my God, look at the perspective on this woman. Well, so she put that on, he crossed his legs, she just stuck a leg up on it. Oh, that's the remix.

Oh, that's the remix. That's the remix, yeah. Uh, unable to cross legs. Oh, yeah, no, no possibility of that. So she's leaning back on a chair, which could break it any moment. Right. Opening her arms out and doing like a chest fly,

but it was more like a self hug. Look at those arms, man. Wow, ham hocks. Christmas ham is hanging from her bones. That's amazing. Okay, well thank you for sending that in. See his is like a yoga block. Hers was like a custom made oversized bitto honey.

Yeah, I see the color of that thing. Hers was a chalk, that they put under, Yeah, F-14s. Yeah, That's it. And I have that $30 million playing rolling.

All right, that's enough of these comments. My God. Let's just use voicemails. We got to do a bonus episode this week. No, guess the last week. We did, didn't we? Maybe we'll do one advice. I like the advices. Me too. I am what I am just stating a public apology to everybody I have not written back who asked me really genuine questions. Oh,

really? I'm going to yeah, I've been fucking just awful lately. You know what I gotta do? I gotta go back through, I'm all hope I can do some tomorrow or something and write back. Cause it's fucking rude when people, uh, it is to me. Yeah.

It is to me when people honestly are looking for thinking that I can give them some sort of advice that might help them. that might help them. Might really fuck them up, though, too. Well, that's, that's you. I knew, but I know where to, you know, I know what I know and what I don't know. That reminds me, um, did you see all these new stillborns that they're having? And, uh, I forget where, where I have it.

Oh, do the fucking, I got a better one. that they're having in, they stay that way indefinitely until they breed. Over time, pull on. Is it in the title of the email? No, I think I, oh, a ferret. Did you know that ferrets can actually die from not mating?

No. Once they go into heat, okay, that's one for the fans. And zero for Sean. They stay, over time, prolonged doses of estrogen lead to a plastic anemia, a serious condition that can lead to death. Luckily, a veterinarian can help bring a ferret out of heat if breeding doesn't happen. Probably fucking it, I guess. I don't know. Well, so when should you get them, would you get them spayed? Like when they're, I would imagine so. I know. Probably have to.

I would, I would think, unless you, yeah, unless you want them to go on a heat and then have to deal with the veterinarian. But septic general says only half, did you know, only half of Adolphin's brain sleeps at a time. Did you know that? No. Is that true?

I have no idea. I mean, I'm sure. I know what though. That's another fans one. Huh. Is that, somebody fact check these? Naurro Yokel says the bearded vulture almost exclusively eats bones and has terrifying red eyes.

Did you know that? No. Jesus Christ. Look at this. The run on the table on me. Hank Scorpio. No one knows what the lifespan of a lobster is. Okay.

Uh-oh. Sounds that's a no. That's a yes, you did know is. Okay. Uh-oh. Sounds, that's a no, that's a yes, you did know it. Yeah, but it's, I mean, they're just guesstimates. Oh, somebody said that they are immortal, I read. They can't kill, like they can't be killed. Well, even biologically immortal things can be killed, is that they don't have any, like I heard, like, you know,

degradation. Yeah. They just keep growing forever. Well, lobsters, I think they're verified over a hundred years old that they have, but I mean, as far as how long they can live, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. And I've never heard like a firm, you know, number on that. Okay.

There's a lot of things we don't know exactly how long they live. That's true. Riseworth says, honey badgers have exceptionally thick skin. In fact, thicker than almost any other animal, apart from elephants, rhinos, and giraffes. Their skin is at least six millimeters thick, which to put in perspective is thicker than a buffalo,

an animal more than 50 times its size. As you know that, I knew they had incredibly thick skin. Okay. I'm going to count that. All right. Well, fans win this one. Yeah. It wasn't send in more facts.

Three to two. Three to two. Yeah, they got me. It's a big win. And I didn't even had a little quarterback. Those first three, I didn't even have anything close to knowing that, you know? Yeah. It wasn't like, oh, yeah, I heard a new sum about the dolphin brain,

but it was like, nope, nope, didn't know. Um, didn't know. Tell me if you've, if I've read this one before, this is 22 year old Virgin can't escape my own head. Is that, I've read this one? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying yeah. Hey Dick and Sean, I'm not gonna waste time with this email. There's a girl that I work with

that is or possibly was interested in me. I decided overnight that after Snapchatting that I didn't want things to get awkward, so I told her I didn't want anything to happen between us. Oh, sure that went well. It's stupid now that I think about it. My problem is that I have a hard time escaping my head

when it comes to talking with women. Oftentimes, I will see a girl I'm interested in, and instead of approaching or initiating any sort of contact, I envision myself initiating a conversation in my head. Just delusion. So yeah, and then when it doesn't go according to the script, it freaks them out, right? It's a lot better. It works a lot better if you don't rehearse everything. You're going to say, and more importantly, rehearse their responses, because it very seldom goes that way. You should actually have to listen. You should go like, hi, I know I have no chance.

Okay. See you. Goodbye. See ya. And there. And just turn around. Yeah, you don't even need her. Why do you need her? You don't even need her. You don't even need her. You don't even need her.

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I'm proud. Don't show her this, whatever you do. And if something does happen with her, I think it would help getting out of my head. No, women are not the solution for mental problems. They are often the cause of them. I would be up front with her about it, strictly being a friend with benefits,

or a one off thing. Oh my God. Yeah. That's what every woman wants. He's just going. Hey, a lot of people told this is a one off thing. Yeah. And you're gonna help me with my mental problems.

This is one off thing. Let's just be friends. You're not good enough for a relationship. Say the opposite of everything you said in this. I wanna marry you. This is definitely not a one off thing. And I I am not ever in my head nor will this be awkward. Just say for me, for fun, say the opposite of everything you were thinking to every woman

that you talk to, and I promise you, it will go better. Well, it can't go worse than what the road that he's going down as far as John. I'm just talking about for himself thinking that like a solution to his mental state and problems lies outside of him because it does not. I guess it's not. It does not. I guess in a way, well, unless you just keep yourself so busy that you don't have time to think about your problems, I do that's per... That's the only thing that will work.

Well, that's, I mean, you'll be the same guy forever. A lot more money. But great. You'll... Escape as some... It takes many forms. I guess in a way, I want... I know what to do after riding this, but any advice would be appreciated. Big fan of the show, read this on the show if you'd like. I'm sure a lot of guys deal with being in their own head. Thank you. Too much. Yeah, seriously, just say the opposite of everything you think,

because you're raised on weird feminist media that teaches you how to think like, that teaching how to be self-absorbed and think like girls, and it doesn't help you out. None of the shit that you learn, none of the shit that you learn growing up helps you with women. It's always like, oh, be who you are, love you for who you are. You got to fix all of your mental problems by finding someone who's similarly crippled,

emotionally crippled as you. That is the most sick and the worst advice. That's what people do without being told. You know what I mean, fuck to people, fuck to people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. That's what people do without being told. You know what I mean, fuck the people to find fucked up people. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, at least they lie about it. There are other guys like this who think it will, who seek it out. No, no. It's like, well, now you're supposed to seek out subconsciously and then justify it. If you can't seek it out, subconsciously and consciously. That's bad. I've talked about this that like movies are like,

people think it, they actually life works like that. If I just find the right person. First up person. Yeah, the right, you know, fix it. It's like, no, that's complete and total fantasy. It doesn't happen. The sudden changes, guess what? They don't last.

Oftentimes I'm a girl and I envision myself initiating a conversation in my head. We'll just go initiate it then. Yeah. Here's, you got to learn to start. You don't have to be perfect. Just talk. You got to learn to strike out a lot. Yeah, that's a, yeah, people don't, who knows what, you know, how he was brought up and all that kind of stuff. I mean, it seems like he's, he's obviously fantasizing, he's

probably lonely. He's fantasizing this relationship. He's not even talking about sex really. He's like, two years old, oh my god. Okay. Strike out a lot. This doesn't matter. They're all the same. Oh, okay. Well, we had a good time.

Yeah, well, you know, see how long that lasts. Right. And his thought is easy for you to say, you've had a bunch of them. Yeah, what I mean. Yeah. So, you know, it's like one continuous relationship in a way. One's messing up my Pokemon cards, one's messing up my nephew's Pokemon cards.

That's, that's what it is. Who ordered more pots and pans? Yeah, both of them. They're all messing up your Pokemon crits. Don't worry so much about it. Advice. Hey, I recently got laid off for my first real job and it seems like I have two options

in the current job market for my field. I can either continue to work from home and do nothing all day, aside from listening to podcasts and working out on the clock, I go back to the office grind and make a decent bit more. I'm not on no. I am someone who's generally comfortable as long as my bills are paid and whatnot since

I grew up dirt poor, but having extra cash to throw into crypto investments is pretty alluring. Overall, I'm not really sure what the move here is and not sure if the past two years of working from home has just made me even more lazy. Well, so that's a bad thing. You mean so he'll make more money going back in to work? Yeah.

I kind of missed that. Yeah, why why? To like try. To try. To try. To work on like a commission that he doesn't say what he does. I glazed over the first part.

He didn't really say go back to the office grind and be making a decent bit more. Oh, or is he talking about new job like a the office layoff. I can either continue to work from home and do nothing all day, but you got laid off. Maybe he's doing something. Work out on the clock. He's doing something for income. Yeah, he you got laid off. Maybe he's doing something. Work out on the clock. He's doing something for income. Yeah, he's working from home.

Yeah, I don't know what that is, but me either. Probably only fans he's doing. What would you do if you were a 25 year old who's only worked one real job before? Wow, that's 25. Just yolo everything into crypto. Yolo, everything in the crypto. Crypto. Yeah. I was 25. I would just spend all day getting in and out of a chair. It's like, look at this shit. I can get in and out. In and out. Nothing at all. Nothing hurts.

I walk around. I would eat as much. I think you're much eat every morning. You're gonna be friendish or whatever. Yeah, I get out of the chair. I would like to get in the chair. I get out of the chair. I'm leaving back. Absolutely no pain at all. I'm waking up, no pain at all. Getting my cinder block, I'm using as a yoga block.

Well, give it a shot. If you have anything that you want to do that requires energy, give it a shot when you're 25 because you'll lose that in about 10 years. Yeah. And then it's, you'll have none because you'll lose that in about 10 years. Yeah. And then as you'll have none, no energy to get out of fucking bed, I don't know or don't do your own thing. I hate going into an office.

You like it though, don't you? I like it. Yeah, I fucking hate it. I like it. It's all the people. Well, there's not that many people, you know, where I, where I work. Oh, yeah. It's not like it, it's a company of 50 or anything.

Uh, uh, take some risks. I know some guys who have no motivation to do anything. Oh, yeah, sure. Their lives, it's weird. Yeah. Never understood it. Yeah, or even, yeah, some people just don't, they like, don't worry. Other people are afraid to do stuff.

Like, but they have that in their, in their brain. Like, God, I should be, like, they like don't worry. Other people are afraid to do stuff, like, but they have that in their brain, like, God, I should be, like, they have the drive in their mind that they wanna be doing more stuff. But like fear or whatever keeps them from doing it. But other people just are like, I'm fine, just scrape and buy. And that's what's really weird to me. It's weird to me too.

Where it's like, I mean, I guess that, you know, if they're just like, maybe they're happy. Yeah. I could just, I could rinse an apartment the rest of my life. I'm just too angry about it. I just, you know, I can't fucking take it. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

There are people like that. Can't take it the way the world is. Fucking angry. Oh, it's wake up. I'm so angry about it already. I gotta do something about this shit. I gotta get, we've been working on a, a Web 3 blockchain Patreon for a while.

Yeah. Try to get that going, so I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna do something, something for how fucked everything is. Take it all away. Sorry that my generation did this to you because we're too afraid to say the N word or call women fat or do any of these things that's been drilled into our brains,

but here we'll try to fix it a little bit. Try to give you one thing that you can use to protect yourself a little bit from this horrible machine we've made. I don't know. 25. Yes, do your own thing. You don't like going into work.

Try it, give it a shot. Yeah. Look it up, go bankrupt. Oh, you used to do it early. Exactly. Do it early. Yeah, do it early. You're not going to have that time soon.

Well, yeah, and then you don't. Then you don't. It happens. You don't want to be digging your way out of a hole at 40. It happens quick. 25. Yeah, that's nothing. It happens quick. 25 to 40.

Not very long. Yeah. Seems like it. I'm in my 20s, I'm in my 40s. It's fucking fast, dude. All right, everybody, this is MeticShow, Page of New York Comp Association, I've seen an excuse, Dave.

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When you think you would be like a parody of the little mermaid's on, I don't know. The abortion vote. I kind of expected this. When it's time to say goodbye to your beta scum, I'm about to meet a abortion. If you can run fetus. When it's time to say goodbye to your fetus, come aboard your love to meet a doctor. I should have been a different lyric.

Yeah, well yeah, when it's time to repeat it for you. Bye to your baby. Right. Come aboard this Caribbean lady. We have to roll up on something else with fetus. You can use fetus twice, but then it's a different. Oh yeah, okay. No direction and you don't want to see sex. You can use speed as twice, but then it's a different. Oh, yeah. Okay.

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All right. That's enough. I mean, I'm impressed that a song was written like that. The whole thing. Yeah. What in the fuck? Why is everything switched around? All right.

I'm throwing all this in the trash. Hey, Dick and Sean, love the show. You want to know what makes me rage is friends who don't speak straight forwardly. Just beat around the bush. So, for example, I went to the lake and my two friends, they said they got arrived from another friend. And that friend promised that he was going to take them all the way. And so that gives me permission to be as high as I wanted as drunk as I wanted and I don't care about myself and how I was going to get back home. Okay.

And I ended up where that friend didn't take them all the way home so that I was saddled with them and they beat around the bush of like hey, I don't know what we're going to gonna do this is tough and i'm like yeah that is tax and i knew i did that time they wanted me to just sacrifice and just volunteer but i think no i'm not going to do that long story short i had to take them all the way home and all this could have

been solved if the fucker who promised to drive them home in the first place i just don't know hey i don't want to do that that would have been more flexible at all to what have been more respectable for my friends who just be like hey you need to take us home because we don't work back i would have respected that more than sure beating around the bush thing of like oh god what are we gonna do? But the end result was he took him home. What a bitch.

He should have just gone taking Uber. Yeah, no collocab call your mom's fuck you. I'm not taking you. Okay. Okay You know what's so sad the fact that my cock and balls Will never see the light of sun I go deep into the forest where winding goes are Okay, go in your yard. I'm staying strong and

I don't know and You can go there's places you can go to naked. Oh, you don't have to go deep in the forest. Yeah. Got side. There's places like places in your own yard where you're hidden mostly. That's what he just wants to walk around naked. Yeah, you go on a little out onto the lake.

Do it, go on the beach, give a little, whew. Flash, hmm. Oh, I'm just changing my suit. Wow, my towel blew away. Oh, shit, I got caught in the car door. Oh no, where are my keys? Hey, where are my keys? My towel got caught in the car door,

and I'm naked now with the beach. Hey, dedication. I'm calling because I just saw something so fucking dumb that I had to share with you. Okay. And I'm on a dating app. This reminds me. And this mammoth that I came across, um, open through profile with if I had to use three words to describe me, it would be intelligent, a little shy, and someone who loves to have fun. Three words. That's true, you're retarded.

Anyway, good. So if I had to use three words to describe me it would be intelligent. Uh-huh likes to have fun. Yeah, likes yeah Okay, intelligent likes to have fun very good Here we go Hey, hey, John. Hey, no, I make me a fucking rage. What? Grown-ass men that have trigger words like I don't get it like it's one new that I was like man you're a bitch like just joking around No big deal and he's like freaks out on bitch Last first night called me a bitch

Okay me a bitch I punch them in the face or something like that. Dude, you got a hardy McFly? You're a little bitch. You're a little bitch. Cause that's it. That's stupid. That's one guy at work I work with. I'm like, I called him a fucking idiot. Just joking around.

We're just messing around. Like, oh, you fucking idiot. And he got all serious fucking face, that straight, it goes, there's two things in this world you don't call me fucking idiot, or a pedophile. But only to say the end, Flare, that the end word. Really? I don't know, fucking racist or some shit.

I don't know. It shows. It's true, you know know call me a racist and then And yeah, cuz like for one what are you gonna do about it? Like you gonna punch me at work and then kill me? All right, dude. I'm in jail cuz that's a soul brother like Got it. Whatever just pissing me off. That's it. That person still exists Go fuck yourself. All right, bye.

The last person that disrespected me like that. Right, what the fuck he's talking about? There's a lovely gift from Caleb. That's a good model. I think I might have misplaced the letter. What's the brand? This is a debonair bourbon. A debonair bourbon.

Ooh, I said I wasn't gonna drink today, but I might have to change that. No, it says, I see the number 28 on the top. Yeah, 28. What does that mean? Is that 1928, you think? No, I mean, 28, do they age? Does anybody,

28 mile distilling company? No, I was gonna say that would be a hell of an aging process, right? Yeah, that would be weird. I think I have another one. That's like Scotch. Hang on, I realized, I think I, I meant to bring this in the last road trip I took, but I remembered it from this one.

In multiple states in the South, I saw this sign. Remember we're talking about stupid road signs and stuff? Yeah. This is not on the displays. They're literally just like posted permanent signs. It says, I think exactly, don't hit our workers. Avoid $10,000 fine.

I think that's verbatim. So if I have 10 grand, I can just kind of just and just and mo down somebody's father. It's the oddest wording I think I've ever seen. Don't hit our workers avoid $10,000 fine. You can be fine $10,000 if you mo them down. Yeah. Not the crippling guilt you'll have for looking down at yourself for one second. You're killing someone. It was crazy. It's like, yeah, second. They're killing someone. Tom and our workers is crazy.

It's like, yeah, don't hit our cones. You can be fined. Yeah. That's it. This was in multiple states. I had jail. It was like forever. Oh my God.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. It maybe laughed so hard the first time I saw it. And I just remembered it from this last trip. I had to bring that shit in. Ah, ha, ha, don't get our workers. Avoid $10,000 to $10,000 of mine. Hey guys, great show, all that good stuff.

Thanks. So, I've got this rage today, and I'm sure you've had it as well. People that tell you what to do when you're already doing it. Oh, I love doing that Drives me up the fucking wall and then they act is though. You're doing it because they told you You know, I want to do is The thing I'm doing on fire and microwave I am no longer doing Because you said it.

How many to do that I was already fucking good. I'd rather spying you. Now I want to just give you a big old fuck you for fucking shit and I might parade today. No, you got to, you got to do it. That's fine. So sweet. Go fuck yourself.

Just find what they're doing and then go, hey, why don't you make us some lunch? Let's go. That's what I was doing. Let's go. Let's make it. Well, make it well. Right, right.

Oh, thanks. Thank you. Hey, why don't you head to the bathroom before we get going? Right. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, they'll argue. Just go to the bathroom.

I don't wanna have to pull over. We're halfway there. Right. Right. It's so much fun. I don't know if I can turn it to women immediately. Well. Yeah. Clean things up. Hey, have you started planning for? Yeah. We're going. Mm-hmm. I'm going to get there at 630. Get there at early at 630. Yeah, all right. You know, early at 630. We got to get a seat. Yeah, that's what I was saying.

Well, just, all I'm saying is, we don't need a whole discussion about it. Hey, Dick and Sean, just wanted to send you that ever worked. It didn't always be, Bull. That's what I'm doing it for. We don't need a whole discussion about it. Just want to send you guys some Shonny's V-necks because what's the hottest new NFT project? Yeah, I'm merged. I'll be making some more.

Maybe I'll raffle them or sell them. I don't know yet. You guys could get Corbin the first batch. Hope you've slimmed down to a large because that's all I said. I have not. I'm the fucking most disgusting I've ever been in my life. Wow, look at that.

That's awesome. A V-neck and everything. Thank you. Shonny's for you. I assume mine's the same. It doesn't say I'm ever been in my life. Wow, look at that. That's awesome. A V neck and everything. Thank you. Johnny's for you. Sue mine's the same. It doesn't say I'm gay or anything like that. Ooh. There you go.

Thanks, Pythag. Thank you. All right, buddy. There you go. Johnny's. Uh, okay. Pretty cool. I thought I had another present, but I guess I don't.

No present for you. Maybe someone hit it. All right. Goodbye. See ya. Thank you. another present, but I guess I don't. No present for you.

Maybe someone hit it. All right, goodbye. See ya, thank you.