The Dick Show - Episode 316 - Dick on Getting Swatted

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

I get swatted for killing my wife, Brandon Herrera calls in to talk AKs, the Hunter Biden laptop leaks, Wisconsin declares their votes illegal, and teaching kids about hell; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh, Vita's calling me. Okay, he possibly won. He's calling you right now? Yeah. Answer it. Okay. Let me start streaming first. Mm-hmm.

Hello. Do they cuff you? Do they cuff me? Yeah. These dirty pigs had their way with me. Grrrrr. Did they like make you come out? I'm streaming now.

I'm streaming now. Yeah, the cops made me come. Is that what you asked? Yeah, the cops caught like jerky off. Yeah, they they frisked me and I said deeper See for deeper I got something hidden. I've got something you like hidden in a crevice Got some contraband No, I'm streaming on YouTube. What do you mean, Twitch? I'm banned from Twitch. I told him to answer it. Oh, you do the same Sunday.

Yeah, oh yeah, there you go. Welcome to the party, pal. Wait, you know, who doesn't like a good Sunday morning swatting? My friend was over, a friend of ours. Yeah, I slept over last night, so he didn't drunk drive. That's a thing that adults do. Over 35 adults, there's a separate age when you become an adult and still drunk drive,

then one day you're like, I got a step to doing this. I'm just going to sleep over. When the cops arrested us, they said, oh, well, I bet I guess this isn't the, this isn't the best way to spend a Sunday morning. And he's a gay guy with like a gay boy. He goes, well, at least I'm not in church. That's a good line. That's why they were frisking me.

Cool real quick or the assholes, both of them. No, you know, it's okay. So hi, welcome to the Dix show. This is all part of the show. I just got swatted. My house has got swatted, which is, I mean, it's the worst thing that ever happened to anyone, Sean. If you, the potential consequences are, I, I am once again, the victim.

Please support the show at patreon.com. So it's your hate swatting. Go to patreon.com slash the dick show. Sign up for 20 bucks for the live stream. You get bonus episodes. Usually, we usually do two bonus episodes a month. I feel like we don't plug that enough. Um, I thought of patreon.com slash biggest problem had been a whole swap.

No, no, no, no, don't go. Don't go. If you're over there too. Yeah, if you're writing with swatting, you're writing with Hitler. All right, I'll finish this story out by Vito. I don't want to hold you up anymore on the phone. Goodbye. Maybe we should just start it. Sure.

Uh, you know what they said though, they're dragging me out of the house. Yeah. Maybe we should just start it. Sure. You know what they said though, they're dragging me out of the house. Yeah. And they said, were you screaming, oh, take your the hell. What is this America? Yeah, they said, we got a call that said you killed your wife.

I said, buddy, I wish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's double jeopardy though, right? I can kill her now and I can't be, harm, I can't be prosecuted. I don't know. It's double jeopardy, the fudge is it. I can actually judge. Yeah! How come Dick?

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LA-based comedian. I'm a killer. I'm a killer. I'm a killer. I'm a killer. I'm a killer. I is a contest. It's coming to you live from Mount Bunker, a murder, Dan, my murder bunker. Deep in the heart of the city of failure joining me is always his world touring LA basic meeting, Sean, the audio engineer. Well, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? You know what they said?

They said, do you have anything in the house? Any guns in the house? I said, yeah, yeah. What do I look like? One of these and I gave them all, what do I look like? One of these and I gave them all, what do I look like, buddy? Yeah. Come on.

Do I have any guns in the house? Yeah, kind of question is there. Do I have any balls in your pants there, sir? What do I mean? Do I have any guns in the house? I ask stupid questions. That's a hip avialation. Of course I have guns in the house.

Because any that are gonna be like, Okay, good. Any that might accidentally go off. I think like a booby trap. Guess you never know. He says, Lavin, just call it a booby trap. Yeah. Say, do you have any booby traps in your house? No. Do I look like a wet bandit? Yeah. There's a force field in my house that makes you think gay things. Yeah. So, I can't shut it off. Watch out.

You're already halfway there. It might have already impacted you, officer. Are you thinking anything gay? You're a six pack away from an orgy with the boys already. So let's don't tend to eat. Don't eat traps in your house. No, I can tell by the mustache. I don't eat booby traps.

You in basal? Cops call me up at, thankfully they didn't do it during the show, but they did it before the show, so I couldn't get anything ready today, really. Yeah, well, I mean, it's at least a mild inconvenience. Oh, so where's the thing ever? Got to support the show, Patreon, Archipelago, Slash, Dixho.

How did they swatting? How did they, yeah, how did they, did they knock? You know what? I call me, they called me up. Police, yeah. Now they called me up. Where's the fucking report? You hear this?

Call me up, cop calls me up. Usually it's a, usually it's a unknown number to me so I don't pick up. Yeah, I just happened to, I me up, usually it's a, usually it's a unknown number to me, so I don't pick up. Yeah, I just happened to, I woke up, phone was ringing, I picked it up without, you know, thinking. They said, hi, so this is so and so, this is the cops.

We had a call that you killed your wife and kids. I said, did my girlfriend put you up to this? Is this some kind of a passive aggressive? Yeah, she's pranking you, officer. That's not my, pretty good passive aggressive, you know, try to rope you into having kids. I said, no, no, no, no.

Actually, officer, he killed my hopes and dreams. It's a, no, I didn no, no. Actually, officer, he killed my hopes and dreams. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's said no, I didn't think. Same thing. I didn't kill anybody, I don't think. I don't think so. I drank a lot, I drank a lot, yeah. I think it's okay, well, we need you to come out of the house.

Yeah. We need you to come out of the house. This is on the phone. This is on the phone. I'm like, okay. So then I hand up the phone, I'm like, oh fuck, I got a bunch of crosswords, I got to clean up right now.

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That's what they said. They said, usually we just send one guy out, but we heard it was Dick Masterson. Yeah. And they said, he's a real bad mama, Jama. Right. We got to send out the chomperies. Yeah.

Okay, he decides, guys, I'm not run, I don't run. Senator, have you know this about me? Yeah, yeah. I don't run, don't worry. If I killed my wife, it would be the happiest day of my life. I would be laying in bed, two cigars in my mouth. Right. Ah, finally.

This is like the worst thing for your ego. Ah, you know what? As I was, as I was walking down the street in the dick small ego group three sizes that day. I thought, all I thought while I was walking down the street backwards with my hands on my head, like they instructed me. Yeah.

They instructed me and my friend. Yeah, eight scrolls, eight scrolls out of the house. She'd taken the dog to the park. Right. And she'd actually taken the dog to the park and to get me an Acai bull for breakfast. Which I like to have on Sunday. You do, yeah.

So the whole time I'm thinking, fucking thanks to all your theatrics and histrionics, my Acai bull is melting. Yeah. I don't know if you guys have ever eaten melted Acai, but it just tastes like a sludge. It tastes like a chemical sludge. It doesn't taste like a hip and cool, super food,

sponsored by Jessica Beale or whatever. It tastes like a gross melted popsicle. So thanks for that. You owe me one bowl. You owe me one Asae bowl. Do you even know what Asae is? You dumb fuck. Yeah.

Probably not. No. Your wife probably just eats processed foods every day. Yeah. That shows them. Um, as I was walking down the street with my hands on my head with my friend. So they are how far are they right in your front yard? Don't know, it turns out they blocked off like the whole street.

I blocked off. They think I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald. There's some fucking blast in people. I don't know where, I really don't know where they got this idea that like, I killed my wife. I'm a danger to nobody unless you're my wife, okay? If you commit the crime of killing your wife,

you solved all your problems. The problems are gone, right? Smooth sailing from here out. Yeah, what? No, I, you got the world by the balls. You have a wife, right? Yeah, I just killed mine. Yeah. I'm no danger to you.

I'm not recommended. Congratulations, buddy. I have ever made. What do you mean? Of course, I'm not a danger to other people. You just solved it. You just solved all your problems. You know, along with, to get another wife

to build up that much resentment, it's going to take me years. Yeah. This is the day of this. that's gonna take me years. Yeah. This is the day of, I'm in my honeymoon period. Yeah. Ooh. I have so many questions. Put your gun, put your fucking guns away.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Ralph gets swatted all the time. So, so wait a minute. I'm walking down the street. All the time. Yeah, Ralph gets swatted a lot. God damn, yeah.

He got swatted for performing trans sex surgery on himself. They called, that was the report. He's performing a sex change operation on himself. Danger to himself. He's gonna. And it messed up. So he's dying. And they sent like a bunch of ambulance.

They sent an ambulance. They sent one ambulance. Medical got swatted. Why do they swat and not have them pull guns? Like, I mean, I guess what do they think? Just a fuck with them. Because eventually the cops are like? Like, I mean, I guess what do they think? Just to fuck with them. Because eventually the cops are like, yeah, this is, I don't care. But they didn't want to go so far as to maybe cause him to die.

Because they're figuring out if he's mutilated himself, he's probably not. Yeah, so this is my problem with my swatting. Like, I think it's funny. I'm sorry, I just think it's funny at a level where this system of protection, because it's so ridiculous. Yeah. And it's like the whole point of the police is so perverted by their own institutional, you know, scope creep. And that now they've got a force of terror.

Like, well, the idea that they can just come into your house whenever and you're, I'm shuffling crosswords back into my fucking puzzle box that I have. Based on somebody's call. It's like, this is not America. That's funny to me in that way. And I don't think lying to the government should be a crime. And under any circumstance. They lie to you.

Yeah. I just don't, it's free speech. I mean, what are you lying about? Somebody's defamation because we had to do that because people would stop dueling each other in the street. Go, you fucking lie about me, bam. Like, oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go walking down the street. No one has had more cops come out for swatting than me.

There's a bunch saying. I had, Medi-Kur had a bunch of guys, Ralph's had a couple times, two helicopters, two of them. Two helicopters. Was one of the same company around? One was a backup in case I decided to jump at the helicopter, like, you can get down by the skirmid or Brian Williams. In case I jumped at the helicopter, like get down by the skirmish, or Brian Williams.

In case I jumped on the helicopter, fucking took that guy out, and I'm like going on a wife murdering spree all around L.A. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bring your wives out. This is a big mess. Bring your wife out of your house, and I'm killer for you. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b Yeah, right? There are a bunch of doors slam like a plague from God in the Hebrew Bible. Yeah, bring your wife.

We're going to kill your first born. Oh, shit. We're also going to kill your wives. Hmm. Hmm. Well, did you put that lamb's blood on the door? Right. No, they're going to kill me.

Ah, you go. You put lamb's blood on the door. The lamb's blood's right there. Why don't you fucking do it? Well, God said that you have to do it. Everybody disavowed Judaism right at then and there. No one was a Jew, no Passover. So I go walking down the street with my hands on my head

and all my neighbors are like, stand, peeking their heads out like, what's going on? And there's about, and a bunch of whispers are going, like, I knew it. Like, he always has those fucking parties, and I hear he does this like, rate podcast or some shit. I fucking knew it.

They are all peeking there, they're like, I told you there's something wasn't right with him. Like, what's going on? I'm like, oh, I'm being swatted, they said I killed my wife. And then at that moment, I was like, man, I would be really funny if I actually had done it. Cause they just believe me. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, there's no big deal. I'm being swatted. They said I killed my wife, but I haven't actually killed her. Right. I'd be funny. Um, they believe it. Like, oh, okay.

Yeah. Oh, sure, okay. Yeah. So we get down to the end of the street with our hands, our hands are red. So you're walking, what, there's a clocking down next to you or you're coming to them. I'm going to them. You're going to them.

So it's all their goddamn guns out. It's that, it's so it's that fucking far. You, yeah, you walk all the way down the street. Does it come out, do they got a bullhorn? They're like, put your hands on your head. Yeah, and they look backwards, take it. They got it from the discount bullhorn store. Yeah.

So I'm walking with my friend who I slept over for the casinos. He didn't drive through. Somebody addressed you personally with a bullhorn. That's awesome. That's awesome. I mean, you know, imagine how stressful and traumatic that was for me, Patreon.com slash the Dix show.

Ha, ha, ha. New bonus episode out, by the way. Yeah. The line, Rhmatic says that his philosophy on life is to just do your best with what you got. Yeah, I've been laughing at that all week. I know. Yeah, I heard it again when I...

Well, as an oxman, my philosophy is, you do the best with what you have. Well, you didn't. You tried to take other people's stuff and... Yeah, maybe some decisions. Should have been thought a little bit longer. Still not doing it. You know, if you could do it again,

would you do it the same way? I'd sue him for more. I'd sue him for double. I mean him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd put him more evidence. I'd put him more evidence.

Right. Oh my God. What a fucking crazy. I was swatted, so I'm walking down the street thinking about my melting. I say, thinking about it's probably, the core is probably melting. Right. And an I say, you ball, once the core goes, you're done. You can always fish around in the core for the solid stuff. It's kind of like your body.

Once the core goes, looks like shit. Once the core goes, looks like shit. Once the core tip, but you drop scary. Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm walking down the street with my hands on my head, and they're barking through the discount bullhorn that you can't understand anything on.

Yeah. My God, I mean, dude, I can't, there's first of all, there's helicopters I can't hear you. Yeah, right. Secondly, you're doing cop talk, so I can't make out the words. Okay, sir, we're just going to have you in the future. If you couldn't proceed to the domicile, your backward, yourself, turn clockwise. Man, this is how I'm going to get shot.

I've seen people get shot because of that. I'm going to have to eat clockwise. Sir, sir, if you could just, if you could just take your sun-wise side and turn it upside down, turn it backwards. Just say, put a smile joke to you, sir. And I'm thinking as it's happening, like, I've finally made it, I'm finally famous. I'm finally famous enough to get swatted.

Ah, this is great. This is the best day of my life. Ah, all the people are out looking at me, like, wow, who's that guy? It must be really important. I heard he fucked tons of chicks. That's why he's getting arrested. I fucked too many chicks.

Right, right. So they, and they're like, they made us turn around and walk backwards down the entire street. And then they made us stop and start sideways walking. Like sideways like this. They make you do that. Yeah, they made my friend do it first

and they walked him over for a while. Are they like, let's see if we can get him to do it. I was like, just like make him look yellow. Why do we have the sideways walk? You guys think that I'm less lethal? Like sideways walking? If I'm gonna shoot helicopters out of the sky? Okay, sir.

We need to see you as a little teapot Are you short and stop? Turn your hand, show me your handle That's your spout so And it's not funny Singser, so they make they they make my friend lay, they put him on sneeze and then they put him face down in the street. They're like, spread your legs and make sure your ankles are touching the ground.

Like, what? Like, it's probably not the first time he's heard that. Make sure ankles, that's like, what the fuck? It's like, all right, well, if they're going kill anyone for not following instructions, it's gonna be him. So I'm glad they made him go first. Then they do me. And I turn and start walking. And I'm like, there's no way they're gonna make me lay

on the fucking asphalt at 90 degrees. Yeah, the asphalt's smarter than yesterday. Let me go in a yard or something, please. So they have me sideways walking, like crab walking. And then I see a shady spot, like 20 feet away. I'm like, are you guys fucking crab walking me to the shade? So I can lie down. So I can lie down and shade.

And sure enough, as soon as I hear the shade, I was like, all right, so I need you to drive to your seat. It's like, well, that's nice of you. So you think there was actually thought about that. Because then I looked at him and he was in the other shade. Like, you guys just could have said, lay down in the shade. You didn't need to choreograph our sideways walking. I wonder at what point.

Now, Aida's girl is not back yet. Does she come around the block and see there's a fucking huge to-do? So apparently, she's the reason the cops had my phone number at all, because she got stopped bringing my, at the time, good, Açaíbal, and she got stopped by the barricade of cops. And citizen, I guess, the citizen app? I've heard of it. It's hooked into the police scanner or something and it's like a crime map.

A current crime map that pops up all the crimes that get reported to the police. Yeah. So she has the app. And like almost real time. Yeah, soon as somebody hears about it. She's got to stop. She looks at the app and it's like, oh, someone was shot.

Someone was shot at your home. Yeah. She goes up and says, yeah, no one was shot there. He. Someone was shot at your home. Yeah. And she goes up and says, yeah, no one was shot there. He's getting, people are fucking with him. Yeah. And he's getting swatted. Yeah. And apparently she had the dumb cops

because my cops were all smart. I mean, there was cool. Yeah. When I explained to them, I was having them like, oh, yeah, okay. But she goes, well, no. But then, at the first time, they fucking bent on something like that.

Yeah, she got told to calm down, ma'am, by the police. That's so great. Yeah. She's like, yeah, I went over there and said, yeah, you're being, you're being played. We're getting swatted. Yeah. You're going to find that out in a minute. And the cop goes, well, what's that?

What's swatting? And she goes, what are you talking about? There's a whole fucking Netflix documentary. This might be, might be why she was told to calm down. There's a whole Netflix thing on it. What are you not having computer? How do you not know what swatting is? Yeah.

They're like, well, do you have, does he have any guns in the house? She goes, I don't know, yeah. You guys, what kind? She goes, I don't know. Fucking no. Go look. This is silver, man, why don't you put Go on, go look. This is a silver man with a triple black ones.

The, there's one with the- I'm so sorry, only silly ones, only silly ones that don't shoot police. They only shoot wives. He's got a magical golden gun that only kills wives. They cut, it's amazing. He invented it himself. It reads your thoughts and you excrete one hormone

specifically when you're about to murder your wife. And it only shoots that. Right. Unbelievable. Patent pending. And then she said that people were going by like asking neighbors were going on saying, Oh, what happened? And the cops were going, uh, somebody got shot in that house. And she goes, No, that's not, that's not what happened. That's what they think. That's like, Oh, for another. Somebody got shot in that house. Yeah, there you go. Nobody got shot in the house.

Shot in the house. But they will now double jeopardy. Yeah, they already, you know what I can't be, you're already in trouble. I already got his in trouble. You're already guilty on your street. Yeah. What?

Okay, go ahead. So then my cops are asking me the same questions. You got any guns in your house? Helicopters are going nuts. Are they asking too? You're on the guns in your house. Are you capable of leaping top buildings and a single bomb?

Look at her. Hahaha. I don't know why they needed so many cops. You know, I mean, there was at least nine or Sunday morning, that's about T nine units. They didn't want brunch with their families. Yeah, that's probably it. Yeah, I'll get on there. Honey, get ready for church.

Oh, we just got to call maybe. Yeah, yeah. I said, do you have any guns now? Is he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's when I, he says, well, anything could just go off. What? Oh, hilarious. That's a hilarious statement. Why the fuck would I tell you if I, if I have booby traps, you could, Jimmy, go off. You should assume that I do. Yeah. I want to tell you how to do your job here,

but if I had booby traps, I definitely wouldn't tell you about them. Right. Idiot. And I said, anything else? I'm like, no, no. Definitely no crosswords. Don't think that there's any kind of crosswords anywhere.

Don't think you're gonna find enough to add another wing to your house officer. don't think you're gonna find enough to add another wing to your house officer. And I said, oh, wait. To the cops. Yeah. Is there about to go search my house? Like, don't kill my, please don't kill my,

I'm watching my parents dog. Please don't kill my parents dog. Yeah. She's very old. Yeah. Like, well, does she bite? Like, again, you should not, again. Yeah.

I don't wanna be your dad, but you should assume that all dogs will bite you. Yes, sir. I don't know, but I wouldn't know. She's never bitten anyone her entire life. Don't get near her. Yeah. Actually, don't even go in the house.

Yeah. Do you see any blood on me? Yeah. I said, oh, wait. One more thing. There's a sex doll, a real doll in my basement slash studio. Yes. And people are occasionally freaked out by it and think it's real.

And it does look like a crumpled up body. So be aware of that. Yeah. Nice talks of the Cobb. You told him that. Yeah. Nice talks to the cop. You told him that. Yeah. And he's going, okay. Okay.

So what do you like film yourself? He's like, no, it's a fucking comedy. What do you mean? Do I, like, what planet are you guys on cop planet? Yeah. Where they don't have, like, well, they probably go to fucking weird ass houses too. Oh, that's true.

Yeah. They're fine shit. Yeah, so you just film yourself and, you know, put it out there with them. Talking to the stall on the internet. No. I don't film myself fucking a doll. At that point, this woman peeked her head out of the house and she goes, oh, my 12-year-old just saw you on Citizen.

Like, okay. Go back inside later. I'll kill you next. Oh, yeah. Um. They worked it out, whatever. Did a stupid report and the guy guys like, well, if this is a swatting, that guy's going to be in big trouble.

That was my next question. I'm sorry, David. I think so. I'm sorry, but I don't really think that happens. Have a lot of fat bands. Yeah. I just kind of, I mean, it just kind of happens. Like the phone system isn't CSI, like you think.

I just don't think you're going to, he gave me their number. I should try to call it right now. So he gave you their number. You gave me the number that it came in on here. Let me try to call it right now. Very suspenseful. Hmm. Avis girl said, I don't know how you kept your cool. The text now, subscriber, you were a text. Yeah, okay. So, probably a bum number. What was the right, some kind of subscribe,

but I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it.

I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm't know how you kept your cool. The text now, subscriber, you were a text. Yeah, okay, so probably a bum number. What was, you were right. Some kind of subscriber. 80s girl said, I don't know how you kept your cool like that, talking to the police. So what, how about 20 guns on me? You don't have any. So I'd be running my mouth too about this and that if the cops didn't think I just killed

somebody. Right, right. Wife though. Oh yeah, then they come back after they did their dumb report. if cops didn't think I just killed somebody. Right, right, wife though. Oh yeah, then they come back after they did their dumb report. Yeah, so what they're doing the report when back out in their cars or what do they do? Oh, out in the street, I have just I have to wear these handcuffs

like I'm some kind of criminal. Individual suspects, suspects. Oh, uncomfortable too. Yeah, I would imagine. I mean, with people getting as fat as they are, they should really widen those uncomfortable too. Yeah, I would imagine. I mean, with people getting as fat as they are, they should really widen those cuffs. Yeah. Oh, well, you know what they do? They they link two of them together. Yeah, I needed that. So they told them to do that. Yeah, yeah. So because it's, you know, they can't get their arms behind their

back. Um, what's this? Somebody text from that's, they said, I just saw your post on Citizen. Oh, one of my neighbors said, Oh, you finally killed that bitch, huh? Yeah, your new favorite neighbor is that I got to go, I got to go. Oh, yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you. I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to goyear came back and he goes, I saw the sex style. It did freak me out. Like, thank you. I told you. I told you.

I told you. I told you. I told you. Thank you for not shooting it. Yeah. Here was the, I thought it was funny until I read the actual report. Yeah. And the report kind of made me sad.

It is the phone call that they said foratting said that I shot and killed my wife and wanted quote suicide by cop, which you gotta let that happen organically. Like you can't tell the police. Right. Like that makes me think because I need to get shot. Yeah. It's just like you overplayed your hand. Yeah. Yeah. Well swatting you overplayed your hand. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, swatting, that's funny. Someone dies, you know. More funny. Yeah, it could be. Maybe not. It depends. It depends what was happening, honestly.

But if you tell the coves, oh, he wants suicide by coves, now it just seems to me like you're telling them to kill me. Well, or they're going to be like, okay, or they might go the other way. You never know. Yeah, but why would you put that in the report? He wants suicide unless you wanted the cops to kill me. 100% 100%. And that's when I think, uh, prank anymore. That's just like you being a bitch, like trying to kill me with the police, which took all the fun out of it. I wish I didn't see that part.

So that ruined it. That was the. Yeah, it's a pain to it. I just, I think, I think overplaying your hand and like swinging too hard as a comedian is worse than anything else. Yeah. You know, it's like, so cringe. Suspect could be shot as white. That's comedy. That's comedy. Yeah. We don't know any of those, do we? It's probably Maddox.

Probably Maddox that called it in. I mean, who the hell knows? I mean, that's obviously where my mind went first, but I mean, yeah, no way. I mean, who the fuck, I mean, no way it was him. Could be anybody. Yeah. Okay, so many enemies, huh?

I wonder who could be so mad at you. I don't know, I just think they think it's funny. Yeah. But then that suicide by cop thing, maybe somebody who like you, yeah, you don't, it sounds like it's so lame. It sounds personal, right? Yeah.

That sounds personal. Making it personal, like, oh yeah, and suicide by cop. I'm just trying to, I'm Yeah, that sounds personal. Making it personal, like, oh yeah, and suicide by come. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to think about suspects. Yeah, I see about it. I don't know the people you know. I don't know anyone who's that unfunny. Yeah, to put the suicide by cop part on it.

Like that's, I don't know. Maybe I'm looking at it too much from a comedy point of view. Yeah. Probably, probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Well, I just called the cops on. And outlaw who, uh, yeah, this old boy still believes in law and more. I spilled on my crosswords putting them away in hurry. That's terrible. You have to get, put a new bag in the vacuum and vacuum it up. A little tiny bag. Just what you have,

actually you're not, you're never gonna get it out of all the pet hair. Just, it's like, no, shit. I got five minutes to clean this place up. I thought my mom and dad were coming home after a long weekend. Ah, okay. What do I have?

What do I have? What do I have? Yeah, we'll be home early. Good. That's how Ferris Bueller's song was playing in my head. Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent. Yeah, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent. That's how I'm fucking...

Poof, poof, poof, poof. No, don't get up. Get out of here, get out. Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent. It stops with the two girls. It comes, hi, Ferris Bueller. Hey, Ferris Bueller. Mm-hmm. Ah. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, I should set up for the police next time. What gun is most likely to accidentally go off? Can I have one of those?

What are you saying? Yeah. Can you say it like you would say it to like a, somebody else, just a human? Well, he was embarrassed as he was asking that question. Are you like trying to trick me into thinking that I didn't set up the booby trap? Like, oh shit. you made booby trap,

I did set up booby traps, I didn't know, that's what you meant. The guy who lied about me killing my wife also came by last week and set up booby traps. You think it could be him? I love this, she got told, man, you need to calm down. Man, you need to go unbelievable. Well, what kind of guns are they? Yeah, fucking no I know why don't you go find out man? You need to calm down. Yeah, yeah fuck you

What what do you mean like what does it fucking matter? What kind of guns? Yeah, I don't know Just already thinking like I'm thinking like hot now you know how it feels to get asked questions that don't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take that. Here's what makes me rage this week. Yeah. There's a guy in Pilates is making, there's a man in Pilates making like sex noises the whole time.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh I know. It's just, I can mind Excel is. There's a name. Oh, my guys, guys do that in the gym too. No, I know. Are they like, like, like a look at me being like, look at how much I'm like, fucking pressing or something.

Or it makes you weaker, like making a big show and noise makes you physically. You're not supposed to exhale like that. It's like, you know, like fighters do like that. Yeah, exactly. But these, it's a controlled escape. No, I know people are a mono. Yeah.

Yeah, this fucking guy is doing all these moves next to me. But what are you, the fuck? The fuck are you doing? Is he a big guy? Like, I mean, he's bigger than me, which makes it worse. Now I gotta imagine that it's, no, like he's really, you know, like, he would pin me down.

Yeah. Make these noises. This is not a good shape. No, he was in great shape. Oh, he was in great shape. Probably because of the noises he's making. No problem. Yeah.

Hmm. Okay. Did you see that Sri Lanka's, Sri Lankans stormed their central bank? Finally somebody got, finally somebody sticking up that. Good example. Yeah, finally. They're not taking to the streets and wearing pussy hats. Should the bank do make a murals. It's swatting, but they burned their governor's house down. Did they really? Yeah.

Yeah. What are they? What's going on over there? Well, the government decided to ban fertilizers because of like nitrogen or something. Yeah. Somebody convinced them that it's a really important thing to go green. so they use only organic, like they made not being organic illegal. Really? So now everyone's starving. Hahaha. Hahaha.

And you could believe that. Uh, here, I think this is a picture of there. This really warms my heart. To see picture of the Sri Lanka. Oh, yeah, there it is. Let me turn that down a little bit. Breaking into the central bank. Yes.

Still wearing their masks for some reason, some of them. Now do they have a burn it fucking down? The cops have guns over there or cops just like, they have to, that imagine they're just like, fuck it. Yeah. I'm not getting paid enough for this. I'm not getting paid enough to die for bankers. I'm not in the American military.

He's not an amazing sight. It is. Have it up. Maybe some, maybe some day Sean. Maybe someday if you play our cards right, this will happen in our great country. Maybe I can go kill my wife in the Federal Reserve. Get him to storm the gates. There you go.

Did you see the picture of the swatting, by the way? Here. I did. I did. Yeah. Are you sad already? Yeah. From your camera, right?

Yeah, yeah. Here it is. I guess it's not gonna, it doesn't wanna work. Okay. Well, let's know. Then the very end of guys as well, at least you have something to talk about on your show. Yeah, that's true. Oh, I want you to sign into Google. I can't do more accounts. Yeah, no. Okay, I can't use that then.

Yeah, I saw it. It's like holy shit. The Dutch farmers, they're doing that, they're doing that too. They're like flipping over. So police cars, that same thing. So shut down a lot of our cars. Like pesticides, stuff like that. Or just shut it down. Yeah, to go green. Yeah. Government did.

From what I understand, like the, you know how, like we have like the, the organic like seal, right? That's like certified organic or whatever. I think that means shit. Is it? Well, and I don't know if this is changed, but at least at one time, you can use pesticides as long as they're made from natural ingredients. Okay.

Like, nothing like synthesized or whatnot. So it's like, it's still poisonous. Yeah. Right? Like, but it's not. It's not. Yes. Yeah. Um, here is kind of similar things happening in the Netherlands.

The Dutch, um, they got their farms shut down because of, like, the initiatives, like the government, you're a tractor having a face off with the cops it looks like oh yeah it's fucking all the farmers all the Dutch farmers you know thousands since a thousand yeah brought all their tractors and shit out and are like just pulling the cops shit away are they really oh there a pissed that's hilarious because the government just shut down their farms. Yeah, well too much nitrogen. What the fuck nitrogen? Well, I mean, who's gonna make the food then? Yeah, what do you think is gonna buy it from Russia?

Well, great. What happened there, you idiot? Well, whatever, or you'll buy it from where, how does that help? Well, how much money do people have to spend on fucking imported food? I don't even think you can like, have a go, yeah.

It's where nitrogen is. It's like, I don't know, you know, I'm not a scientist, obviously. It's just a nitrogen is. I don't know, I'm not a scientist, obviously. It's just a science guy. I'm not a, I'm not, I'm not a science guy. I'm not a science guy. I'm not a science guy. Look at him.

I'm not a science guy. They're spraying the cops with like, one of their fertilizing things that sprays crops. The farmers are using it and loading it with like manure to spray the police. Did you, I bet you didn't, you motherfuckers didn't see that coming. Did you with all your cops shit? Oh, yeah, we got, we actually have bigger industrial shit. You guys were busy being the military.

We've been being farmers. We're moving cows and shit around. I'll bet their cops are nothing like our cops. The Dutch ones. Yeah. You think they're like, I don't think any cops in the world are like our cops. I feel like true military cops. I love that they're talking to my girl.

She's the one I kill that you're still being assholes. That's the dead person you're talking to. I'm sorry, Sergeant, she has very much alive and very much annoying me. I need to calm down for a dead person. Look at here's some tractors. They're smashing all the cops shit. Oh my God. Driving into it.

Oh, they're fucking pissed, the Dutch farmers. And there's no coverage of it. Wow. You get 10 people blocking the road for George Floyd or abortions or whatever, they're pissed about now. No coverage for this, which is fucking phenomenal. Well, we don't, you know,

America doesn't cover the world much, you know. It's ever Ukraine. I mean, yes. Yeah, it depends, but I mean, yeah. People are like, this is not interesting. We're not interesting to people. Whatever the government starts fucking up anywhere in the world, they're like, oh, wow,

I can't believe. That's too bad. It's a very complicated situation, though. We love all your love, guys. I wanna be with you. Wow. Look at all of these fucking tractors. Yeah.

That's great. That'd be great if American farmers did this. It's the tractor ring. It's a great tractor. Look at all these fucking guys, dude. Man, you can't just fundamentally change the way something is done immediately. No. Farmers comes like that. I mean, what else are they gonna do?

I mean, I guess I am. I am. I am gonna come kill you. I guess I assume they grow most of their own food. I mean, you know, yeah, I wouldn't they? Yeah, right. Oh, no, you have to shut down your farm. So, no.

Okay, well, I guess I'm coming to kill you. Yeah, I don't know what else. Hopefully a bunch of thousands of people will join me. Yeah. We canceled their farms too. You have to buy all this shit that doesn't work as well if you're going to try. I don't know. Maybe they're going to farm it out to Ukraine. God. Now the Russian owns it. What a fucking, what a crazy thing. What else do I have here? The United Nations has declared comedians a terrorist organization. I don't know when this happened

where everything just became all these institutions that I hated for their hypocrisy. Now, now are coming after us, me. The United, this is the official United Nations count. It's never just a comment. Rise above hate. It's never. This is the, this is the UN,

United Nations. They're Twitter account. Instagram account, sorry. It's never just about hate. It's never just a comment. Never. It's never just about hate. It's never just a comment. Never. It's never just a comment. Rise above hate.

Words can be weapons is what they're going with. I know that they don't have such a hot view of me having weapons. Like I know that's something big that the government doesn't want me to do on their list of things to do is having weapons number one. Apparently words, since they can be weapons weaponized.

Yeah, I think we know what's going to happen to those. Then hate speech online can lead to cruelty and violence in real life. Not really. I mean, it's not a gateway. No, no more than just, you know, speech. What's hate speech? I mean, I know what hate speech is supposed to be, but you can, you can get somebody mad enough to where they lose their shit. Like it, that's on them, of course. Yeah. But you can, you don't have to use hate speech to get somebody to come to your house and kill you. Yeah, you can just use speech. Ahahahahaha.

Unpopular with the recipient. Hate speech online. Can lead to cruelty and violence in real life. Well, what is, I mean, those are very different things. Cruelty, yeah, that's, I mean, I can't disagree with the cruelty parts. So do I have to take the whole thing? You know, I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don to say no to hate today? I say no to hate. Fact check. Yep. So if somebody says like a certain percentage of crimes are committed by, is that a fact?

I mean, that's something. Speech, I'm pretty sure I can't say. Well, I'm pretty sure I can't read FBI statistics. And I don't know why I can't account. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if you can. I mean, I'll bum sure some places would probably ban you.

Yeah. You know, challenge hate by sharing messages of tolerance. So platitudes. Yeah, you know, just so if somebody's saying like, and then, and, and, and, and, and, you gotta go like, I actually love everyone. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu mine. Maya Angel. Make your social feed a no hate zone. Okay. I'll make sure to do that. Support people targeted by hate speech. Yeah. I mean, like black businesses. There was the remember the last year was this like crazy rise in antiian violence, which didn't happen.

Like there's just, it's like, it's weird, that one didn't really stick. No, no, it didn't, did it. Yeah. I don't know, because Asian people take care of their own problems, I feel like. I mean, you tell why people like, well, Asians are getting, I think Asian people could probably,

they have all that kung fu and shit, they can figure it out, they can figure it out. They can figure it out. They're all smart with math, thinking like calculate who's gonna do violence against them and fucking beat them up with hockey pucks and stuff, fish. Chinese, they're on a whole nother level. Yeah.

Is what I'm saying, I guess. White people all need to like, it's behind everything, it's behind everything. White people need to like come together and have a big argument and a town hall. That's true. That's for the occasion people need to do that.

They just all kind of all know what needs to be done. Well, they killed the ex fucking prime minister. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I have people are upset about that too. I'm like, he's a fucking politician, fucking. I mean, yeah. I just, you know, huh? He didn't like the way he was doing things. Yeah.

Here's my vote. I got your vote for you. Yeah. Did you see that gun that he made? I gotta ask Brian and Arirah about that. Was it a, it was like a homemade, like I guess the, like the, Moffe used to call them zip guns. Oh yeah, zip gun.

Which, yeah, I mean, that's where they, that's where the term, do you know the term, do you know the term zip? Baby. It's what Italians, like Italian, you know, people who have been here for a couple of generations called like the new Sicilian immigrants, or just Italian immigrants, like fresh off the boat, who were like usually aligned with organized crime, but they. Okay.

So wait, what's the zip part? Because they use zip guns. What's a zip gun? Like a homemade gun? I don't know. Just like a homemade gun? Yeah, however they used to do it, but yeah, you can get something to... I mean, they've been made in prisons, I believe.

Like, you know, yeah, it's incredible. It's crazy what... I mean, these guys are all like fucking chemists and physicists and shit, you know? Yeah. Nothing to do but time and figure out what they can use for propellant and... Is this it? Is this the gun?

Let me see. Yeah, here it is. Oh, look at the cool looking gun. Is it a shotgun? I guess. It looks like a... It resembles a shotgun. Yeah, it does.

Look at that. Shortest barrel ever, but yeah. What a fucking smart guy. I mean, he fucking hell. I can't be, I guess it's not that hard to make a gun if you're just gonna walk up on somebody, the gunpowder does most of the work, right? Well, I mean, hype. Put the bullet in the mouth.

You mean like compared to you? What do you mean? You mean like who's doing most of the work? Well, of making a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And powder. Right. If you got that, then just put the pipe on it.

I mean, you just need the right diameter, right? So you don't just blow by the projectile. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, if you can buy bullets then, that's the hard part, right? Yeah, I guess. I mean, yeah, You know, if you can buy bullets then that's the hard part, right? Yeah, I guess. I mean, yeah, that's awesome. I saw some people going like, oh, it's just inspiring.

I saw Lauren Southerns as inspiring to see men trying to protect this guy, Shinzo Abe, as he's getting shot. He's a bobby, yeah. Yeah, I don't really see it like that, I guess. You know, God forbid if that would happen to more politicians, I don't know how they would be able to rape us. Would you have been able to give $40 billion to Ukraine if all the politicians had been killed like this?

I sure hope so. I hope we have some contingency plan to continue raping us for money if political assassinations become a regular thing. How would the government function in its rapery of us? They need a, you know, they think they don't need, they don't need an understudy. They would need some kind of emergency Raper on hand to do the raping, right? Speaking of raping, here's Wisconsin Voter fraud.

Wisconsin said that all of those ballot drop boxes were illegal. Ballot harvest thing. I think they're going to say that they now have to be placed in like voting locations, right? I don't know. Because like Supreme Court, I think they're Supreme Court. Yeah. So this sort of annoyed me. So I see this. I'm like, all right, that's pretty much what we've been like. So then it's yeah. Well, like, well, like here, there's

ballot draw boxes everywhere. They're in like parks and shit like that. Yeah. But there, it's not legal. It's, it's not legal or they're making or they're making it. The Supreme Court said the way it was done was illegal. What happened in 2020? Yeah. The way that they did it was this was constant Supreme Court said that was illegal. So that's fucking election fraud then. I don't know why like there's no you have but you have to prove that only Democrats use those. I don. I don't know why, like, there's no, you have to prove that only Democrats use those. I don't, I don't understand that. Like if I file my taxes and IRS says, you filed all your taxes illegally, that's fraud.

That's tax fraud. It's not just like an oopsie, but you, that's, that's, that's, you're saying that that's different. How? That's, you have to, you've's, you're saying that that's different. How? That's, you have to, you've got, you can't just allege, oh, well, there were things there. It was equal for everybody to be illegal. Everybody, if something's illegal, then it, then it, it benefits

everybody the same. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, same. It was criminal. The Democrats are criminal. Yeah. We're doing illegal shit. Right. Find them. Find the whole process was illegal. Then they're not going to do it like that again. They should

but he will have an advantage. No, no, no, no, that's what he will have. And it's what the veto says. I don't understand that. Come on. If it was, if it was the way you did it, it was illegal, then it's not throw it all out. If the way it was done, it was illegal way you did it was illegal, then it's not, throw it all out.

If the way it was done, it was illegal, all of those votes got to go. What do you do? Get rid of them. Then what do you do? Do it again if you want. Do it again in the state. Yeah, sure. But you can't count that. I don't know. I can't count those. Was it illegal before that? Or did they now say that? No, of course, it said that when they did it, that was illegal because because of COVID, everyone was doing the devil's about boxes. Is illegal under state law? Yeah.

What I'm saying, did that overturn, did that overturn a prior case? I don't know. That's important. Let me see. I didn't read it. I know. I just read Jack ProbecEx posting of it. There's also voters coming. I know. I just read Jack Probec ex posting of it. They use the ballot drop boxes, which increase substantially during COVID is illegal.

So if they did it, whenever they did it, it was illegal. That's not necessarily what that says though. But they did do it this way during the election. Oh, they did? Yes. So that was illegal when they did it. But you don't know, you don't do it retroactively. Abortion.

Yes, the lawsuit. Of course, it's retroactive. No, it's because saying this is what they did is illegal. They said, you're right. It is illegal. Okay. Now, that may be true. I'm just asking about the law.

Like, was that legal at one time? No. No, I was Muslim. Okay. Yeah, maybe not. In that case, yeah, completely. So it's fraud. So they said, yeah, if they can't have other people return completed ballots in person. Yeah, that all, I mean, that all makes sense that they, you shouldn't be able to do that.

You should have, you should turn in your own valent thing or fuck off. Don't vote. Yeah. Um, well, okay, so that's not, I don't know. That's not fraud then. That's just illegal. You have to prove it. You have to prove that there was fraud required somehow that some of the proof. Yeah. Of course. It's tax fraud then. If I go to the IRS here, I made the actually you guys owe me money this year. Yeah. They say, well, that's illegal.

We'll get this. Rod. No, it's just illegal tax filing. Well, in the 80s, my uncle in the 80s, you remember, my uncle. He was audited three times. He worked in the music business, but he had a fucking great, great accountant. And they were, they questioned him three different times. They said, twice he was fine and the third time they owed him money.

Oh, so I get go. Yeah, I mean, but they suspected, but there wasn't any. What are the kind of frauds are there then? I'm trying to really try to figure out what the line of fraud is then. Because I figured this was a slam dunk. It's like, all right, all those folks are illegal. That's fucking voter fraud. Well, then you got it, okay, then you got to do it again.

I guess, well, I mean, how can you do it again? It's like knowing or throw it out. Yeah, then you just throw out the state. That was the whole point. That was the whole point of Pence and the electors shit was do not approve these electors from the state because they're doing fucking fraud there. They're voting illegally.

Don't approve them. That was the whole point. And that what does that say, say that all, say that all, you know, gets thrown out. What does that change? Those electors don't go to anybody. They're just dead. Right. And it doesn't change anything, does it?

Well, if enough of them get thrown out, then you got to redo it and wait. go to anybody. Did she's dead? Right. And it doesn't change anything, does it? Well, if enough of them get thrown out, then you got to redo it and wait. Then you got to go through state by state. Who knows that did illegal shit? Yeah. Who knows how long they've been doing it that way? Tell somebody. Not only did it with for COVID.

Oh, shit. Change because of COVID. No, because it increased. Yeah. Increased the use. Because it was always for like, you know, cripple people. I know what I know it's for. It's like, yeah, there's, I mean, there's, there's them in the, in the, there's, uh, they're there in the park.

They're there. Yeah. I am completely it. The, the more you can directly hand your ballot to the place where it gets counted, the better it is. Like, I mean, analog is the new secure, all of that. So what about the, how the Democrats are always against voter ID? Well, there's, there are no who votes.

They know who votes Democrat. Like each party's going to try to fucking get the advantage. And they can't. Now, I'm saying, not necessarily black people, but people who maybe don't have their full ID yet or they have, you know, whatever, like a full ID. Like Mexicans or, you know, like other people, Mexicans or black people. Yeah. I mean, black people chances are they've been here.

Mexicans maybe not as long or whoever from down there just seems like one side's always trying to fuck with the like proof that it's you. But and now you got yeah, like okay, all that shit you did with Balaharvesing is illegal. Why G, I wonder who's doing that. But then the yeah, but then like the Republicans are always trying to, uh, to fucking rezone, trying to push the other way. Like they're all they're all lobbying for their cause. Nobody.

Nobody's going to be there Nobody's gonna live there. I mean, nobody's going to, so you're saying that that doesn't say if you're not, she said that. What, the ballot harvesting and all that shit. Oh, ballot harvesting? Yeah. From what I understand, they do more of it. Okay, that's what, that's what,

so that's probably voter fraud then. For the time of the day. Is that ballot harvesting? Ballot harvesting is going door to door and collecting or just going to your house and filling out 10,000 ballots. That's also that's what identical. Well, those people have a lot of time on their hands and yeah, they do. Um, they're job to do this.

Um, uh, what was I going to say? I'm seeing if Brandon's there. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna get another beer too. Here's another. Okay, do you think what do you think is more harmful to kids, right? Yeah. Drag shows are so are so harmful to kids. That's what they say. Yeah. Do you think it's more harmful to kids to show them that women are sex objects that you can put dollar bills in their underpants or teach them about the concept of eternal suffering because they did something that

was morally unjustified to an imaginary super being. Do you think hell is more psychologically damaging than a fucking putting dollars in G-strings? Like do you really fucking think that's cool? But gone, oh yeah. What's the, what are you teaching kids here? Well, that women are horrors. That's what you're teaching them. They can give them money for things and that they don't care and they act like they will.

But I'm guessing. Why, what a fucking heartful lesson that is? I'm guessing some group has seen it differently. I mean, I'm just saying, oh these kids are getting harmed. Like do you really think telling kids that they're going to hell to burn forever is fine then? Because I think you're the same guys

That have a problem with the G-string shit saying well, you know God loves you But if you fuck up you you will suffer eternally forever, right, right like what the fuck are you telling these kids that then? That's what he loves you. He loves you. But if you fuck up, he'll punish you forever and eternal fire and he's also basically me He loves you and he needs money. He always needs money. That's Karlin God the omnipotent omniscient just can't handle cash Not good with money not good with money. Oh God. Yeah, let me let me add them. Dude. The... God, I'm dying to know who it was.

Who swatted me? Yeah! Don't you want to know? Yeah. I mean, how could you not want to know? Well, I mean... Can't tell me what that Pokemon card's worth, too. Oh, it's only like 800 bucks.

Really? For a six? He actually did look at it. Yeah. What are you gonna do with it? Throw it in the garbage. I don't even care. Hmm.

Any more. I lost $50,000. Just like that. There you go. It's even more. Ah. Ah. Ah. Uh.

I don't know why I use discord for this crap. It's always so complicated. Yeah, I don't like discord. In fact, I hate it. Yeah, I would like to know who it is. I want them to explain the, so it is. I want them to explain the, so I want them to explain their rationale, like why they think it's convinced me that's funny. It convinced me that that's funny.

Yeah. If I would have been killed, it would have been funny. I mean, even then, not really because you're not giving me, the thing with trolling is you have to give people an out, like the matrix, like you have to let them determine their own course organically. So you have to lead them in. You can't say, oh, show up with this guy's house and kill him. Right.

It's not funny. Right. You have to put the machine in motion and then sit back and just let the results play out. Yeah. I understand. That's a good swatting tip. Otherwise, good swat out. Yeah, I understand. Uh, that's a good, that's a good swatting tip. Hahaha. Otherwise good swatting.

Yeah. Right. So seven and a half out of 10. Oh, you got beer there. I was like, Oh, can you get me a diet coke? That you're going upstairs. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Just tell me about your beer stash and Diet Coke stash. Any of them just accidentally go off. There's one beer missing. I'm going to be so pissed. Yeah. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Strike is the brand. God, there's so many fucking new beers out. I know. They're not even new. They're like fucking eight, nine years old, and I wouldn't know about them.

I think these cans were eight, nine years old. Yeah, like they're though, every once in a while in the liquor store, there's like cans that have dust on them. Oh yeah. Fucking ticket chance, haunt of virus from fucking rat piss and this is a pre-COVID beer. Yeah, yeah, that I'm drinking.

Goddamn, what a morning. What a morning. What a fantastic morning. Ja, oh yeah, Japanese online insults landed somebody in jail. Really? Let me read about that one. Let's read about that one for a second. Fuck, I gotta talk to you about Dr. Phil too. What did he do?

He, Dr. Phil, I think, took out all of his aggression for me on the Kartnerks guy. Really? You remember Kartnerks? Yeah, he was on there. So he went on Dr. Phil. Yeah, remember I told him be like, Dr. Phil doesn't think we're doing is funny.

Yeah, be careful. I was trying to fuck with you. Yeah. So, he had carton arcs on and we watched some of it, I think, right? Yeah, I watched the whole thing the other day. He brought out somebody who like the mom of somebody who killed themselves because of bullying. Yeah. somebody who killed themselves because of bullying. And then he brought on some dude who said that stress and cyber bullying leads to a rise in cancer.

Oh, really? And so is that. Like Dr. Phil is that link is sitting up there saying, what is carton arcs is causing cancer? Well, it's a TV show. It was. It was. You can't expect him to have any, any ethics or what? I mean, I don't think he's been licensed in years. No, no, no. I mean, you can't expect him to have any, any ethics or what, I mean, I don't

think he's been licensed in years. No, no, no, he's like that. So it's, it was so bad. He's no longer, he's no longer breaking any fucking rules, you know what I mean? It's just, he's just, he's just doing trash television because he's a fucking asshole. Yeah, but it really reminded me of what a prick he was. Which is the worst kind of fucking person sitting on TV saying that this, like, Karnark's is harmless. He's just thinks it's harmless. Like, it's totally harmless. I'm not.

I like, I actually think he's doing incredible damage to the psychology industry, Frank. I do. Dr. Phil. Yes. So does Dr. Drew. 100%. Yeah.

What the fuck are you, you know, you're, people think you know, you know, people, people think you're going to give what the, you know, some kind of advice or ways to think about things or something, which is, I mean, what he's doing is not psychotherapy either. He's just, it's, um, he's just bashing people kind of with a fucking degree. Like, yeah, uh, he said, uh, he's like, well, you're just doing this for your own monetary gain and card and I ask guys, no, I give it all, I give all the money to charity. Yeah. And Dr. Fagus, that doesn't matter. Like, what do you mean that doesn't matter? Yeah. You don't give all your money to, you just said he's doing it for it. It does it does monetary gainings that I give it all

The charity it does fucking matter you idiot. Yeah, that's doing it for gain, but Yeah, it's not that big of a deal up next. We've got this cancer specialist who says online Comments and harassment is causing cancer and this guy's like yeah, well, you know you get insulted your emotions Makes inflammation and that causes cancer. I'm like, will you just show the Cardinal Arts guy's face? Will you say anything going like, what the fuck? I cost cancer. So then to top it off, the cancer guy says, here's some ways that you can help with cancer.

You can sleep with socks on. Like in his list of ways to stop from getting cancer, it's, so we got some fucking, with socks on. Like in his list of ways to stop from getting cancer, it's, so we got some fucking, fucking, fucking socks on. Unbelievable. Yeah. Good one. What a catastrophe. That's what I would expect from Dr. Drew.

I mean, Dr. Bell. Or yeah, Dr. Bell, none of the shit's on the level, so, you know, I made me so annoyed. Oh, he should. I don't know. This is Brandon. He should. Yeah, this is Brandon.

I should put up a poll of who's wanted. Who's wanted dick? I'm on there. Banana Ducks. Leo, Beto, Oxman, Oh Ralph, Ralph would never swatted me.

Maybe I swatted myself. I did not do it. I will go on record as saying, at the time I was home killing my wife. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Can you walk me on the street, put your arms on your head. My arms on my head.

Yeah. You guys know how much the houses are in this neighborhood? Yeah. What are you fucking thinking? You guys are actually boxed in up here. Mm-hmm. No. This is a very progressive black live.

We believe type of neighborhood. Every house has one of those we believe sides. We got you surrounded. Yeah, they're right. The yoga retreats, snipers, anywhere. We got shooters in every house here. Yep. We've been training little kids on SSR and Call of Duty.

There's a bunch of rescue pit bulls. Oh yeah, we're turning all the, yeah. A bunch of rescue pit bulls that, the, you know, 10 pound housewife has trouble controlling when she takes all three of them for a walk. You guys may have just saying you may get one, but the other two are going to get you. You guys made a fatal mistake. Yeah.

You set up your little roadblock right next to the pit bull rescue lady. Yeah. And boy, she batted her rescue. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, is she bad at closing gates? Did you talk, Bite? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boy is she bad at closing gates. Did you dog bite? What are you planning on doing to it?

Yeah. I don't know. Right. Maybe. Okay. Where you at, brand on? How long do I mean? I'm out in a bow, but I'm close to my shops,

if you'd rather have a better background or not, and not my truck, I can drive there. Now, he's seen it. I gotta load up the questions people want to be to ask him. So he is, he's like a gun expert. Yeah, he's like a gun expert. Yeah, he's like a really famous gun guy. Really?

Like millions of subscribers. Yeah. And all he does is a AK shit. So he talks about him, like does he modify him, build him? Like I mean, all of those. Yeah. Oh wow. So he's a craftsman.

He's a craftsman. Yeah. He's a gunsmith. He's got a gunsmith. Oh yeah, where craftsman. Yeah. He's a gunsmith. Gunsmith. Yeah. We have a gunsmith. Oh yeah, where was the gunsmith? Are you a gunsmith? That doesn't work.

Are you a rage? Yeah. Are you a gunsmith? He's actually a gun. You're a gun, right? Yeah, are you a gun? Let's see here. Are you a smithor of guns? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Tududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududud Posting online insults will be punishable by up to a year in prison

Starting Thursday in Japan People convicted of online insults can be fined 300,000 yen It's $30,000 Just over just over two grand now. I got my thing wrong Previously the punishment was fewer than 30 days in prison. Uh-huh. And up to 10,000 yen. Okay. So that didn't work. So let's up to prison time. That ought to fix it. No. Thanks very much, guys. You're welcome, man. The law will be re-examined in three years to determine if it's impacting freedom

of expression. That's all it does. That's the only thing it does. It impacts freedom of expression. The only thing it does is impact freedom of expression. The only thing, but there aren't clear definitions of what counts as an insult. See Ho-Cho, a criminal lawyer in Japan told CNN after the law passed. The law says an insult means demeaning someone without a specific fact about them.

Oh. You mean so just like you're a fucking idiot? That's not a specific fact. But you have a small dick. You say that? I mean, that's specific. You're a small dick, did he? Yeah, right. As opposed to defamation, which it classifies as demeaning someone while pointing to a specific

fact about, I thought defamation had to be false. I guess it's still a fact. I don't know. At the moment, even if someone calls something that, oh yeah, okay, yeah, at the moment, even if someone calls the leader of Japan and idiot, then maybe under the revised law, that could be classified as an insult. It's funny that I just said that. I mean, that's stupid. A government's out of control. All governments are totally out of control. I really wish, honestly.

The idea that sounds ridiculous coming from somebody who's been on this show for as long as, you know, as this thing's been going, but I really wish just on a fucking daily basis. People would just be a little nicer to each other. I really do. I really so that's it. But it's like I swear to God, man, everybody's fucking the pressure in their brain just needs

to lower just a little bit. It's just that it's fucking constant. You know, I'm out of 10, you're out of 10, warring online like fuck man, like just I realize that sounds like, you know, like sticking a flower in the barrel of a gun, but yeah, you want to give everyone a Pepsi. Jesus. Just get a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Yeah, Pepsi did rip off coke.

Something like that. I mean, grab the, you want to grab the world of coke then they did all Pepsi, but it's for race riots. I yeah, sure. It's awesome. They fucking totally ripped off that ad. I'll read some comments. We'll wait for Brandon.

See, here's the swatting. Here's how the swatting was funny. Multiple helicopters, and I happen to be very hungover. Yeah. And my girlfriend was waylaid by the police trying to come back. So she was annoyed. That's funny. She had the dog too.

She had the dog too. That's funny. A friend in my house, that's funny. Here's where the swatting was not funny. They missed the show time. Mm-hmm. Are you dealing with LAPD? So maybe you got to call it in early, hoping that the cops would swat me during the show.

Yes. Like, you don't know their response time for double homicide. Right. Could be hours. I thought, I honestly thought that they would just never show up. Maybe they didn't, yeah, maybe they didn't know what time the show started. Well, that's, I mean, that's even worse.

Yeah. And the suicide by cop thing. I'm a purist, I guess. Yeah, if I had tried to do comedy, to try to steer it into a specific, when you never, you know, what do they say, you know, and actors and stuff, you know,

like we, something to the effect of like, we live for happy accidents. Yes. When something like that, it's like any room for happy accidents. Right, right. Exactly. Something wonderful could have happened and they, and you over, right, controlled it too much. You did, you did.

So the joke's on you. Right. Anyway. There will never be another swatting like you first. I would imagine not. Because the next time now you're on the list, it's like this guy gets swatted. Yeah. There will never be another swatting like your first. I would imagine not, because the next time now you're on the list is like this guy gets swatted.

Yeah, so they send half the guys out. Right, right. Now they know you've won chocolate water before. It's probably like, you'll get a phone call after like the third or fourth one. Yeah, everything okay over there? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's what we thought.

I actually did kill my wife this time. That guy called it in again. Murdered your fourth wife. You killed your wife? She's my girlfriend. Oh, so you did kill her? Right. Right.

Go check it out. Yeah, she's my girlfriend. On Look in the Cubs, great. Yeah. I didn't put her body in the cupboard. Yeah. Just, no that. Just so you know, don't look in there.

Listen, there's a body under the floorboards, but it's not my wife. You're here specifically because I allegedly killed my wife. The gentleman sausage says you dunked on liberal women losing their abortion rights, and then your charizard came back as mid coincidence, coincidence, as mid coincidence, coincidence, Jack, Biddleleck. Does hey Dick and Sean, on the last show Dick mentioned that grading cards is a scam. I didn't say that exactly. And you hit the nail on the head.

I don't remember you saying scam. No, everything is a scam. Trading, it's a scam because then when it, yeah, when it charges you, yeah, more like based on, it's perfect. It's perfect. It's perfect. It's like, oh, well, this is a value of perfect. Perfect. It's like, no, it's the same amount of work. Yeah, you already did it. You already graded it.

Yeah. Trading card grading is up to a lot of stupid factors that aren't how good the condition is. The difference between a seven or a 10 is often how centered the border around like parties. Yeah. Yep. That would make me feel better. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, you want the even borders and stuff.

At least that's how it used to be. This is something that you have no control over and immediately disqualifies a lot of cards that are otherwise in great condition. Yeah, but you want it perfect. Right. Here's an example. On top of that, grading is more of an art than science.

Some graders, even in the same organization are harsher on certain aspects. Leading people to re-cracking their graded cards, taking them out of the case, getting another, getting another opinion too. I mean, yeah, there should be a couple, for how much you're paying, there should be at least two eyes on that thing.

Yeah, well, grading and kind of appraising or whatever would be a, I mean, what should be like a similar thing. I mean, the grade goes into like the appraisal and it's based on the rarity and desirability and all that kind of stuff. But yeah, I mean, I get what he's saying about the, you know, I know there has to be some subjective things.

You know, it's like, I don't know. Jesuit says, when do you want me to bring it for, when will you bring me in for Biden's laptop? Well, I was gonna have Brandon first, but we can, Jezowitz, we can talk to you until Brandon gets here. You there, Jezowitz. Maybe he went out for a smoke after all.

Oh. Well, okay. Let me know. When you're back. Did it do? He saw it and then he disappeared. Well, we'll see. Hopefully he's not caught up in anything.

Barry's and Cream sent me this one. Oh, no. If you followed me a long time, I know what this is, I'm a sucker for a good theme. So here's my favorite parts of this special, Disney cruise was getting to bound with my bestie. Here's a few of our looks from the trip and some of our favorite places. Look at the property damage going on here. Ha ha ha.

Man, if I weighed 600 pounds, I wouldn't be filming me jumping like this. That's, oh, it's only a matter of time before she snaps her shins. Do you think Disney sponsored this? Big fat woman. Here, it's a little bit of fat woman. Fat watch, today and that news.

Who knows? The Disney-wish inaugural sailing was a very special experience, and I'm so glad I got to take someone who is such an important part of my life. We're both huge Disney nerds in this blah, blah, blah, Disney, Disney, Disney, Disney, Disney. I think this was sponsored by Disney.

So this is our target demo. Two fat ladies. One looks less fat because she's next to Ursula queen of the damned. Good. Good. Good. Let's see what else. Like what is what is entertaining about this? Well, she's fat. She has a million followers. Oh, bro. You thought it was all feeders, but I'm telling you, it's women. Sassy storyteller, world traveler, plus size, fashionista. Yeah.

How can you have fashion at that size? Like a winnow bigo, I guess an air stream looks sleek. Yeah. Huh, okay. I got a look, Igo, I guess an air stream looks sleek. Yeah. Huh, okay. I got a look, I mean, it's, but I don't think that's, that's not fashion necessarily. I mean, in a way. It looks cool.

Yeah. Home decor plus beauty, dabbleer. So she likes to buy shit at Target. That's what that means. Right. Dabbles, dabbles in beauty. I thought I go to Target and I see a live, laugh, love that I haven't seen before, of course,

I pick it out of beauty adjacent. Yeah. One crafty lady, Austin, Texas based. Oh, mama. Oh, no, see. Mama Mia. Oh, no. What is this?

Oh. Ah. Ah. She's walking up. She's paid some poor. Oh, God, Liga, she's gonna pass out on the train tracks. Oh, my God, look at the size. This is the longest, this is the longest. She could walk at once while being filmed.

Then they had to go up there and take a break. She goes there, she can't fucking make it. She's trying to climb some normal stairs. Oh, what kind of inspiring music is on there? She goes there, she can't fucking make it. She's trying to climb some normal stairs. Oh. Oh. Oh. What kind of inspiring music is under this? Suckin' out something's a first step at being sort of good at something.

Suckin' out something's a first step at being sort of good at something. Suckin' out something is this adventure time meta bullshit. Self deprecating self improvement as a form of like a sequest self deprecation where all you do is talk about how great you like being bad at something with the assumption that everyone who's great was once bad but they weren't people who are great at something started out good if you suck at something to start fucking stop because you're no good at it. Fuck you.

God, you know, the viscosity of her blood is rated by the society of automotive engineers. It has a weight. WD 400 pounds. Who sees polishing a turd here, doing her hair. This was a magical day. My hair never looked better. She's serving George turd here, doing her hair. This was a magical day. My hair never looked better. She's serving George Washington realness.

She's giving head of parliament. What? She's trying to, you're like the wigs they used to wear. What the? She's giving head of parliament. She's trying to be funny. Boss babe. What?

She's giving head. In a mid century powder wig. All right, fuck off. Oh my God, okay. That's this is okay. Here's a glamour shot. Wow, look at this. Happy national.

Happy national bikini day with way too many swimsuits. Well, she has to wear like four at the same time. She really goes through them. Look at these fucking dummies. We're flying. The fat people. They put the they link the handcuffs together. That's what you guys with swim suits. Look at this guy Eric X-Watt fire. Yeah. Five fires. See, this is he's he's jerking off. Look at him though. Oh, he's some little twink there. Oh Oh yeah, girl, you look so great.

Fat or the shit. I don't think this is a bikini, is it two piece? I don't want it to be a bikini. Yeah, I know. There's Mindy McNite with more fire. God, just delusion and sickness. You can never have too many swimsuits. The fruit one is my favorite.

There's a fruit one. Oh, God! Look at these rolls in the back. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Post it out for all the world to see.

I wonder if they have filters that make them look fatter. I mean, it works. It goes one way, doesn't it? Yeah, like if grease up these, grease up my meats a little bit. Yeah, probably nobody uses them, but I'm sure it works. It goes one way, doesn't it? Yeah, like if Greece up these, can you Greece up my meats a little bit? Yeah, probably nobody uses them, but I'm sure they do. Well, if the goal is to look fat and disgusting, when you want to Greece up your ham hocks a little bit,

Yeah. Throw some baby oil on, throw some butter on me, but if I just photo shoot. Like a real like a, really bring out the curds in my thighs. Really pack some brown sugar on that, like a honey baked. Tell me up, give me that glaze, give me that red light glaze

that they put the fast food under to keep it warm. Oh yeah, there's no way this this doc had to be repaired. Yeah. Had to be a red tag. I know that's an easy joke, but we were both gonna make it. Do you think she thinks like, is this wooden dock that I'm walking on safe for?

When you're that big six people, you have to be conscious of that certain things. You probably should not be like either sat on or oh my god. Bro, crop out. Come on. Her thighs are the one on one. Her thighs are the portrait of Dorian Gray. Oh, uh, well, and then whoever this hotel is, five minutes later, they had to refill the pool. They should sue. 1.4, what is that? 1.4 meters. Oh yeah, very sultry pick here. Dude, just a million,

can you believe that a million followers? I mean, there's a million people who want to see the updates like this and content like this. I know, Like, yeah. Is that all she, whenever she goes on vacation or places she just post pictures, she doesn't like all she does is be fat around the world, fat, fatting around the world. That's it. Here's her being fat at Epcot center. Oh, looking lovely, looking lovely and fat today.

Here's her being fat and opening an envelope. Oh, wow. You really opened that fatly. Here's her being fat and opening an envelope. Oh wow, you really opened that fatly. Here's her pretending. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! exercises. You know, she's not like, she doesn't want to get fit. She's gonna lose her, then what she's gonna be.

Yeah, like everyone was pissed at Adele when she lost weight. So she's doing, she's lifting like 10 pound dumbbells in these weird motions. But her arms have to weigh 50 pounds. Right. So what is the point of 10 pounds doing it? Yeah. Now she's just, she has an exercise where she lifts her legs. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's again, see, uh, see arm weight, you know,

can you believe there's so many fat attention horse that we could, we could, we could, there are more fat attention whores being born than we can review them. I guess I'm just not surprised how many people are attention-hors anymore. And fat. Well, yeah, I mean, we're America's fucking fat. This is, this is another level, but this is another level of fat. Hey, here I'm here at this hanger. That's my bedroom. The truth booth. You are a big fat pig. Ah, that's too true. Okay. What the hell?

Thank you, berries and cream. Let's see. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you so much for bringing that to our attention. Here's Ryan Stone cowboy. He's pretty good at finding fat watches. My boss, fat shamed me for wearing a crop top, but not my petite co-workers. You mean he did your big fat sh not my petite co-workers. You mean he didn't, he didn't fat shame your petite co-workers?

Is that possible? Yeah, if he had just fat shamed my petite co-workers, it would have been fine. My boss fat shamed me for wearing a crop top, but not my petite co-workers. Well, because they were all wearing shirts, but yours turned into a crop top, but not my petite co-workers. Well, because they were all wearing shirts, but yours turned into a crop top. Oh, very good. Let's see what this pig has to say about it.

Former smoke shop worker. That's what I want when I'm going to the weed store. This sounds like it's from overseas. With a big, a big, a gay old country top big lady selling me bongs with a crop top and a gut spilling out all over it. Hey, the business owner talked to me yesterday about your clothes.

He said, please dress something nicer and cover the stomach. That's the offensive part. Well, so I can't, I can't go to work with my dick hanging out. Right. Cause no one wants to look at it. Right. Let's know real reason why I can't just have my dick out all the time. Right. Nobody wants to see it. Right. And we've just internalized that. Men have internalized that because we were beaten and emotionally crippled by our mothers and accepting any

sort of bullshit that we do as offensive. Oh, is it offensive for me to have my penis out? Oh, I can't go outside of my underwear, even though no penis showing, because my penis might come out, right? Okay, I have two pairs of pants. I have a little pair of pants. I have a little pair of penis pants I have to wear all the time, even my own fucking house.

And I put an additional pair of penis pants on. For your safety. Long as you're safe. For your safety. Practicing safe penis use. Yeah practicing safe penis use. Yeah, safe penis story. But covering up your disgusting stomach, that's over the line.

Okay, dicks out all the time then. Yeah. So no more crop tops, got it. But when he says nicer, what does that mean exactly? I just try to dress comfortably for work. So does he want me to dress like really nice? Or overall, it's just the crop tops. Just making sure I'm understanding.

Just cover all your body. That's what he means. Okay, I can do that. Sorry, I didn't know. It's a problem. It's fine. Don't worry about it. But he did. That's why I told you just now. Wow. How is I get heartbreak?. Wow. I mean, heartbreaking. So that falls under fat shaming. I guess, cover your fucking stomach.

He didn't say, I mean, well, those girls don't have to cover their stomachs. Yeah, because they're not offensive. But not my... Yeah, I want to see if the co-workers were actually wearing crop tops. That's probably not. I know, that's the... Hot girls don't just give it away. Well, we all had short sleeves. Oh, yeah. Like, what do you know? A bunch of swastikas tattoo.

But I also was showing my stomach and maybe they weren't. I don't know. So I'm too, you can't trust, you can't trust what they say because they lie about eating something like I'm to believe that they all wore cropped tops on the same day or like I guess or you know, there's no way. I think that might be all the fat watch for this week. Yeah. Okay, hey, this is from Seamulls. Hey, check out this poster in Russia promoting army service instead of college. Oh, yeah, this is funny. I saw this one already. the college. Oh, yeah, this is funny. I saw this one already. So Russia has propaganda promoting army service versus going to college. Like they say, don't go to college. That's for losers. You got to join the army. I like it because every country has a sort of stock image feel to it.

Sure. Like you would never ever see stock footage that looks like this, like illustrations. No. So here's a duty 17. He's got a pick between going to college or going to the army. Mm-hmm.

Look how bored he is in college. Yeah, then this fucking lame professor like what? Yeah. What the hell? How can you be bored? So he's super bored at 18. And the army, I guess he's just angrily reading out of a book. Maybe he's in the choir. Oh, maybe.

Here he is at 19 in the army. Yeah. He's got a big ass gun here. A big smile on his face. I'm gonna fuck up some Ukrainians tonight, maybe. Here he is at 19 in the army. Yeah. He's got a big ass gun here. A big smile on his face. I'm gonna fuck up some Ukrainians tonight, buddy. I tell you that. That is like 23 after college.

He has no house. He's balding. He's balding and he has this lame five. He's fucking balding already. He's like 25 in the army. He's got no home. He's like, he's like, 25 in the army. He's got no life. He's got a hot wife. Right.

And a little kid for some reason. Well, that's not a selling point. And he's got a key, some sort of a key from Zelda, like a TriForce key. I don't know where that goes. Yeah. This is so great. Here's the end game, okay? 39.

39. So I'm dead. This is before, this is the light, this is the goal of these two career path, life paths, that end at 39. In the, in the college version, he's an alcoholic, he's got a bottle, right? He's fatter than hell. Hasn't shaved. Hasn't shaved. There's a mess he's crying or tired. He hasn't slept from getting bitched at by his girlfriend. This bitch over here laying into him for no reason. Yeah. Look at this lady.

Yeah. Wearing a wife bitter. Yeah. I know. I've been here with it. That's too small. So it's kept sticking out. His boss is texting him.

Don't wear that to work anymore. Look at this wife Wow And he's like, oh fuck just let me wash part of that was kind of good Bush Bush good boss This is what college kids you John yeah. Yeah. And this is true. 100% true. Now. Yeah, the ladies too hot, actually.

Yeah, right. You should have blue hair. I was gonna say that too. There should be a boyfriend lurking in the background. Yeah. Now that over 39 on the good side. I saw, here's the, he still looks like a scumbag. He's still wearing a wife feeder oddly enough. Ah, yeah. Like, that's actually, he still looks like a scumbag. He's still wearing a wife-beater oddly enough.

Ah, yeah. That's actually, he's still wearing a wife-beater. It covers his stomach. It's the same size. It's the same identical wife-beater. He has a stolen mustache. It's a giant mustache. Yeah.

He has a very predatory, lurcharist look on his face, looking at his wife. So he has a son following him into the army. Like you can hear him laughing. A little boy and a basketball. I'm sort of a Hitler youth program. His son's got a basketball. A little girl looks like a little bitch.

His wife looks properly kept in line. Look at that. Wow. This life could be fucked up. Look at that. Uh, or you could be this guy. Why? I love this. This is so great. That tight. This is like a gay wife, Peter. His neck is all high. Well, that's, it's not a wife, Peter. It looks like a wife. It looks like he's wearing a wife, Peter. And then something over it, like a sports bra. It's good. It's a muscular. Look at that. Uh, he's got two, it's a sports bra. Look at that muscular. Look at that.

But he's got two, it's like two colors. His son looks like a little prick. Like his son looks like he's judging the other guy. Yeah, he does. Like, what a pussy getting yelled at by this or ditched. And her hair's not as blonde. Yeah. True.

It's more like straw colored. Oh, who sent you this? This is great. I don't know. You got to look at whatever. So that's what they're doing in Russia. Fantastic. Semmel's sent that to me. Jerk McCawke said, this dude catfish is blue check journalists with scoops on news stories but he puts his nuts sack and all the pictures and see this Bravo sir. Uh, they'll believe anything journalist.

Liam something Martin, can you DM me the photos he's asking? Sure, let me get my phone real quick. Here's his evidence. Here's the earplugs and then there's his balls hanging. What? Oh my god. They're using these orange things here as fake. It's Hashtag.

Fucking orange. Thank you. He's right, emailing it's email it to me. And thank you. So with these orange projectiles and the prop gun, he posted fucking ear plugs, and he's saying that they're bullets. Dude, journalists are so fucking dumb.

They're dumber than cops. The prop works like this. It's supposed to have these ball projectiles, blah, blah, blah. All right, I am. He's a Harvard alum. This journalist that he's tricking. Where's the right?

Unrelated, but are you a Harvard alum? He asks the journalist, I am exclamation point. So proud of it. Maybe you are too. Oh, yeah, I am from Harvard. You've heard of it? Yeah, bunch of idiots go there. And you've been chatting to me about a picture.

I sent you of my ball sack this whole time you fucking retard That's so funny. Yeah All right God ETA 15 Bradon How are you at? Bradon.

All right. Oh, he's back now. Well, now Brandon might call in though. 134. Well, actually, he said 15 minutes. Let's talk to Jesuit real quick. Jesuit, you there? I loaded it. Can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you. So you got Hunter Bot. Can you tell us about this Hunter by in laptop thing? You're on you're on 4chan where they're cracking it and getting all the info out. Are you involved in that? Yes. It got released yesterday. And basically what happened is we got happened is we got all the data that was leaked by Bano 2020. I know it's basically publicly available. Yeah. What got released exactly?

So we got backups from Hunter Biden's iPhone and iPad. And iPhone was logged, but we also managed to find the password. One guy unfortunately got it. How'd you find the password? I don't know where he found it, but one guy just posted it and it worked. What was that? What was the password? Was it good or was it like stupid? It was Julia is 26 exclamation mark. Oh, that's weird.

Who's Julia? Yeah, kind of. He's a Julia. He's a Giuliani. Giuliani is 26. No, no, it's just Julia. Giulia is 26. What the...

That's a odd password. Yes. Do you have your, like, any people in your password? Sean? And you're in your go-to? No. Yes. Do you have your like any people in your password? Sean, uh, and you're in your go-to? No. No. No. Any ladies who are much younger than you? No. So what'd you find? So how did his iPhone and his iPad? Yes. Where'd you get those? That from those. And from the guy who posted the files who uploaded them. Basically what he said those were on that hard drive from Hunter Biden's laptop. Wow, that was a relatively lost. But he only uploaded that from iPhone and the iPad and left 450 gigabytes of laptop data for something you didn't want to

release it. What did you find in the data in the back of? Well, let me start with one thing that I cannot confirm because I couldn't access this. I cloud basically contains some history. And I couldn't get to this, but some guys unfortunately have. What it says is basically that Hunter Biden searched for term 12 year old on X videos. Okay. And some compilations basically that's all from the I quote that's like the the only part I really can't confirm everything else I basically seen. Okay, what can you confirm that was on it? So let me start from iPad, I have some notes here. So in contacts, apparently he used his iPad together with his niece, Natalie Biden.

Okay. And she has him saving contacts there as Pito Peter. So that again, his niece has his name on the phone as Pito Peter. Oh, so that again, his niece has his has his name on the phone is Pito Peter. Petophile. Yes. I assume so. Peter also. Jesus Christ.

That's like her nickname for Hunter Biden is Pito Peter. Yes, apparently, like stranger danger. Oh, yeah. Is that true? That's that really is what's on there? Yes, I think it is because I couldn't find the num. Who put this refers to? Okay, iPad. Okay. I managed to match the number with Natalau Biden's iPad. Which Pantit also used. So I think she just used this network here. Good for him. He got away with it. Right? So I'll be president. Go ahead.

So basically, that's most from the messages on the iPad, but I have some things from his notes. Okay. One of the notes basically just says, N word F-splur. Okay. Yeah. He wrote that on his notes just inward. Yes. As a specific note.

As a reminder. Right. Yes. As a specific note. Is there a reminder? Right. Yes. Fucking inward now. Right. Yeah, he says it 17 times a day. I have more than noon a night.

I gotta rise up and down. I'm worried. I'm sorry. Okay. He's looking at Big Lebowski when he wants to figure out what the fuck you drew on that thing. It's just a big dick. Yeah.

What? Okay, we've all been there. What else would you buy? Yeah, he's one of us. Yeah. I know I really like the guy. I heard Hunter Biden gaslighting and psychologically abusing this prostitute. There's this video of him saying no one would treat you like I treat you.

Yeah, I was laying in there and I'm like, that's awesome. Fuck. Oh, you like that? Yeah, fucker. That you're laying in her and I'm like, that's awesome. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck her. I'm back to read that you. That goal. At least he's being honest. Oh, man, I have to extract for you and send you.

I have to figure out how to do it, but how a ha, a ha that a bit later because I'm going first through the iPad. Anyways, where did I stop? Yes. Before the show started, I also sent you a message with her that I found what might be his rap, like some rap texts, one recording. rap texts, one recording. Oh, God. Okay. His notes on iPad, there is a line, how many bars will it take to just literally rape you, rape and humiliate this fake, which are put into Google and it returned the web page, which is called rap pad. And there you can find the like, I don't know, you found Hunter Biden's secret rap account. Is that what you're saying? Just by Googling the lyrics that he had on his fucking phone. Can you post the link in the chat? I can't even watch his name. Yeah, what's his name? Yeah. His name there. I'm not sure if he's him.

His name there, I'm not sure if he's him. Uh-huh. Big Caws. Right. Consistency. There is one audio recording and it doesn't sound like him, but they never find, I couldn't find a source of that, those lyrics anywhere else. So let me just. Okay, I'm trying to log in the next account.

It's gotta be him. Yeah. Right. Yeah. This is the username. It's rent sent MacFarlane and the link to the rap pad. Here I'm just posting it in the discord. Okay. There it is. Vincent McFarlane, the treasury advisor of the Bank of America he went with. Yeah, apparently so. Okay.

Let me. So yeah, but there is one audio recording that voice doesn't really seem to be him. So I'm not sure. Well, you know, maybe he just likes it. A little studio magic. Yeah, but the thing is the the voice got posted in 2020, but the note from the iPad is from 2018. So the note was fucking first mystery solved done done. That's proof Sean. Yeah, election fraud. I got it. I'm trying to play this. Can I play the music from Vincent McFarland? There is only once. How I play rap. Let me read the track Caged hang on music has always helped me with my problems and I got true it.

Yeah, trough. Yeah, true it eventually I started writing songs when I was nine and it grew ever since then. I thought this a them for a minute. Yeah, member since 2020. That's probably about how Hunter writes. Yeah, right? I mean, you know, here's this song. Listen, I'm about the freestyle. Yeah, definitely him. You think so? No. I'm about to go be smile ain't nobody gonna stop me because his name is Kyle. My sis vile. You have a fucking file. Listen, I'm about the freestyle. Not very good. I'm about to go beast my own. Ain't nobody gonna stop me because his name is Kyle. My, this is vile.

You have a fucking file. I wasn't. I'm about to freestyle. Probably do another take. Yeah, I mean, it looks like it might be cut in the middle too. Maybe that's one of his drug friends. Could be.

Yeah. I'm not sure, but that note, that note was posted earlier than this. MCP So I'm not sure what to make of it. So yeah, it's going to be the limit. Yeah, I don't know what to make of it either. Yeah. And he's just like, Hunter Biden's like sitting there

at the White House press conference, like nobody's even asking him anything. I think what are you guys doing? What are you asking? Just like get him talking. Somebody get him talking, please. Well, yeah, it's always great when just when just politicians and sons of politicians talk. It's always good for he's not, he can't be arrested for any of

this. Peter chuckles. Okay, keep going, Jesuit. What else you get? So in his contacts and iPads, there are lots of FBI agents for some reason. I found like a dozen of them, but it is like a 1300 contacts. Really? Yeah. Wow. How do you know their FBI agents? Because it says they are from FBI basically. Most of the contacts have some info on them in the notes. But what is also interesting is saving us some passwords also in contact. So I managed to log in into his walls to the journal account. Did you find his only fans? No, but I found also the Biden's family and athletes I also logged into that.

Oh, did you? What have they been watching? Well, I kind of got scared so I just disconnected. I can check it right now. I'm my beauty is 67 times. Yeah, I see they watch. Okay, they've been watching. Yeah, I'm not going to check it right now, but I will let you know.

The cops have already been here once today. They're not going to come twice. Yeah, it's the same kind. I will let you know. The cops have already been here once today. They're not going to come twice. Yeah, it's the same kind. Just, no, we already went there today. I can do as much illegal shit as possible today. They're never coming back. Yeah.

I could go kill my wife. Ah, we just went there. Yeah, yeah, we know. We saw that guy. No, he really did it this time. Right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Jesuit, if you have time, hang out, I'm going to talk to Brandon now and I'll, I'll be back to you when we're done talking to Brandon, okay?

Okay, no problems. Okay. All right. Bye. To do here we're riveting stuff. Fiviting stuff. Can you believe that guy? Brandon, are you there? Hey, what's going on, buddy? What's up, man? Brandon Herrera, the AK guy. Or do you prefer if people say it, errera? Errera makes me feel like I belong in a home depot, but other than that, I'm good. Yeah, you, people have been asking me

if we're brothers or cousins for like five years. Real listens to show started, yeah. You're a Herrera, I'm a Herrera. I so I when I was on P.K.A. I made that joke. So we were talking. We somehow you came up. I'm like, oh, yeah, you know, like just a fellow Herrera and they looked at me like I was fucking retarded. I think they think your name is actually dick. Yeah, a lot of people do. A lot of people do. A lot of people do more than you would think. Yeah, we're twins, but I'm the Danny DeVito and Brandon's like, Brandon looks like a man, like you have in your mind like what a man looks like. Like, oh yeah, that's a man.

Like no, I look at the mirror. Yeah, that's not my picture. Well, no, I actually shaved down to a mustache just for you. Oh, did you? Oh, wow. I did. How do you like it? Mustache life. I can't wait to grow the rest of my facial hair back. No stick stick with it. You got to people will reject you and I mean honestly it really makes me feel like I sit in for hot boy summer, you know, like the mustaches and top gun

Toes and like everything's fucking in. Yes Okay, so you are can you tell people like what your your whole deal is I do a whole, I do a terrible job of introducing people to the audience, but most people I think are going to know you. I, well, so I, I'm just an internet retard who has a lot of fucking guns. Yeah. I occasionally am funny, according to some people, but yeah, realistically just a, a YouTuber who is a court j gesture on the fucking internet. I saw your last video was an analysis of JFK's assassination. If something like that,

you tried to actually do it and see what would happen. That turned into, well, we didn't try to do it. That would put me in prison. We had one of those ballistic dummy lab heads. That actually turned into my most viewed video ever. I think it's like fucking five million or some shit like that. Oh, I better get a lot of comments too. And I was fucking horrified because I'm like, God damn, we put so little effort into that, we left the range thinking like, this is either gonna be great or like our least watch video ever.

Yeah. Because everybody's like, will you get a did shot it too, too fucking close. Like, yeah, I'm not going to literally fucking rent out Dele plaza to fucking recreate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to shoot a moving dummy. It's got to be the same car because the disc brakes come into play. Yeah. I think the shot was 81 meters of tons. Sean, you can't be knowing stats like that. I'll get you in trouble. That's true. Oh, so that's the standard is anyone be here. So, okay. Yeah.

We know we, everybody was checking the comments because we like the backing that we used. Oh, was water jugs like water's not shot bro. I'm like, you know what else isn't soft? The fucking Cadillac he was in and the asshole. Why is it like it's fucking bull just stock? Why are gun people so autistic? Like they just argue, like the whole magazine clipped and like, well, that's not a clip,

it's actually a magazine. It goes, guys, just fucking, you know what, I'm trying, we're trying here, okay? We're trying to make guns fun and cool. We need a better face, you know? Like we need brand than as a face. Not you, shut up. So it's the ones that like they get fucking sexual gratification out of it. Yeah. Wow. So many bitches are going to fuck me now that I told this guy. It's a fucking magazine. They're not a clip. Yeah. it's like guys who work out thinking that they're working out for women like, no,

man, only only other men will appreciate how big you are. Women don't fucking care. That way you can bench. Yeah, well, I mean, if you're not going to be, you know, if you're not going to be a homie sexual, then why lift it up? Okay. So I got swatted today. What do you recommend is the best defense weaponry against like 20 or 30 cops and two helicopters?

Um, right off the bat, I would recommend a sign out front that says, if you're here to, you know, serve a warrant or, you know, if you're here to fucking swap me because you think I'm in a hostage situation, please call this number. Okay. That's a pretty good defense. I'm not Baron. I'm 82, A2 is pretty nice. A Beretta M82.

What does it say to you? I'm a Baron. Baron. What about a, yeah, you mentioned how it copters. I'm like, okay, I love that. I mean, yeah, you know, you don't want to go small for that. What about a sign that says retarded pitbull high on Angel Dust? What is it? That is a true. No, yeah, it could be true. small for that. What about a sign that says retarded pit bull high on angel dust?

That is a true. No, yeah, it could be true. The dice. Yeah. What are you going to find out? Isn't that why they send the choppers out for like a guy that just killed his wife? That's I think that's overkill, right? Yeah, I mean, people are squishy. They're really easy to kill. Like, they gotta use their budget, Dick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're not gonna get it. They're gonna have to give up a helicopter too.

If they don't use it, if they have leftover fuel. Yeah. Well, I love the helicopter bit because it's like, what are you trying to do? Like, you know where the fuck he is. What's the point of a helicopter other than to get some sweet surveillance footage? Yeah. That's what I thought. Like, we're gonna run.

We're gonna run. I'm up in the fucking mountain. Yeah, I mean, I'm having sex with my deadwipes corpse here. You think I'm exhausted? I just came the biggest I've ever come. You think I'm running anywhere? No. I have fucking downloaded the wrong version of first blood.

So what's your compound like? You have, I mean, you're, you've got millions of followers. You're making bank talking about guns and doing gun shit online. You have like the dream life of so many guys. What is your, what is your lifestyles of the rich and famous spread where you are? Usually a lot of alcohol and depression.

Oh, that's pretty awesome. Now you're really talking, and you got the depression in there as well. Ah, beautiful. Beautiful. Maybe we are related. It's a very common name. I think we might actually be, where are you?

Where you located? I am in San Antonio, Texas. Okay, where's your family from? All the fuck over. My family's from Globe, Arizona, like the Arizona Mexican. I'm the only hope inside of my family's from roundabouts Las Vegas, New Mexico.

Do you have any flores in your family tree? Flores? I'm actually not sure about that on that side. I'd have to go digging. Okay, maybe your identical cousins. I'm actually not sure about that on that side. I'd have to go digging. Okay. Maybe your identical cousins. Identical cousins. That's a thing.

Okay, so what's your actual compound? Look like, how many guns do you have there? What's your shooting range look like? I use the black rifle. I'll be like, range, whatnot. They let me use all their shit and whatnot. You know, the Cucked Antican coffee company that has gone in the name and, you know, has

a shooting range that they let me borrow, but, you know, that's nice. So, yeah, why did they come out against Kyle Rittenhouse? Do you know? That was such a shit show. Yeah, I actually do know the back end of that. That was such a fucking shit. My God. I think it's the guys' wife.

Like that seemed like a wife moved to me. Like, ah, she's been complaining about it, right? I don't know. Do you know what actually happened? So apparently it was that they did, they never came out against it. Against him, all they said was like, hey, we didn't sponsor him because apparently on the back end,

I don't, I'm probably allowed to say this, like Shopify and a bunch of the other people that they were using to host their shit was like, hey, if you sponsor him, we're going to fucking cut all your business right now. God fucking dammit. Well, that's how it's done. Fucking. Yeah. Payment processors.

Again. They can't sell like on the back end. Dude, he's so bad. Have you gotten any of that shit with guns or not? I mean, these companies aren't friendly to guns. Like, Twitch isn't. Oh, no, no, no, I got PayPal, which to be fair, to be perfectly fair, I did violate the terms of service.

But they still like 10 grand for me because I was using it for gun stuff. And you just can't do anything gun related to nothing on PayPal? Yeah, no, not at all. Which I'm like, okay, maybe I deserve that L because I was doing gun shit on, you know, using PayPal as an option for, you know, checkout or whatever.

Yeah, but yeah, even though I've got a federal firearms license, like everything I do is legal, but yeah, they really don't like us. It's really crazy. So are you familiar with Operation Choke Point? Vaguely. Vaguely, okay. So the Patriot Act said banks can't have FDIC insurance

and not combat terrorism. Like terrorism, you can't, if you're doing terrorism as a bank, if you're involved in the funding of terrorism or having their, letting their accounts be, then we're canceling your FDIC protection. So the banks are like, I don't know. So what have the wealth child heard about this yet?

Yeah, no, exactly. No, as it turns out, the actual people doing it didn't suffer anything. So then, isn't that always the way? So then Biden and Obama, when Obama got in, he made Operation Choke Point, which extended that to firearms, firearms, firearms for purchases in hate speech. So if you were involved in any of those, the banks also had to come to this, their account. Yeah. I mean, I love it when they were involved.

Or they'd lose their insurance and subjective shit like hate speech. Well, yeah. Yeah. And Trump flipped that in the first, Trump ended that in the, as soon as he got in, but I think they're doing like a big version two of that now to stop it. God, I can't fucking wait. That's going to be fantastic.

Yeah, what do you think about the future of guns in America? The Clarence Thomas decision is a huge victory, I think, but what do you think the future? Yeah, that's a huge win. Like that is like DCV Heller Part 2. Like that's fucking dope. And then the him, him, I guess the Supreme Court recently sent a bunch of other suits back to the federal courts because they were like, hey, you guys, you federal courts made these decisions to uphold assault weapons, bands in California and all this other shit.

You made that decision before our recent decision. So we're going to beat that back to the courts and I'm sure you'll make the right decision. Do it again. Do it correctly this time, though, because the one that you made, the decision you made right now is not correct. Do it again. Do it again until you get the right decision. Do it again. Do it correctly this time though. Because the one the one that you made the decision you made right now is not correct. Do it again. Do it again until you get the implication behind that is like, well, you came to this decision because you didn't hear this one first. So time it again. Yeah. What's your favorite? What's your favorite gun that you got right now? Oh God, I have no idea. Right now I'm playing around with an AM 180. That is fucking retarded if you've never played around with it. No, let me look it up right now.

AM 180. The AM 180 is a 22, but it is, it used to be issued to fucking riot police and prison guards. It's a 22 with a like 177 round drum mag fully automatic. Okay, hold on. It's like a top load and pan mag is on. Oh, it looks like a like a goofy Tommy gun. It kind of does. Look at that. It's like a Tommy gun. Yeah, that's cool.

But it's a Troll R and it fires it like fucking 1200 rounds a minute. It's stupid fast. Wow. That's it's like painting 1200 rounds a minute. It's stupid fast. Wow. Wow. That's, it's like painting a line of death. Like it's not even, it's not even a bullet anymore. It's just like a continuous stream of lead.

Yeah. I just want to just load this thing up with tracers and just just, I just let it run. Damn, that's awesome. Do you have any videos of you shooting this thing? Not yet. It actually just broke yesterday. I've got to fix it. But

that's really cool. The best part about machine guns is that they're all waking. They're in a constant state of being broken. So yeah. Well, no, that was a big, that was a big thing with the, when they went over to Vietnam with the reliability of the, of the M16s, compared to the M14s, I think they were using before. I guess they fixed them over the years,

but Vietnam, that's how you said. Yeah, Vietnam. Whatever they are. Like a bad rap. It's, I mean, I'm an AK guy myself, but I've plenty of ARs, they're plenty reliable. Like, they case more accurate than people think in ARs are more reliable than people think

that's usually what it comes down to. I love your, I love your AR versus AK video is like I would never, I never thought to people get people probably get heated about it, right? Yeah, they do, right? Oh, God, yeah, no, they're, well, and especially now that like, I'm not going to say it's age poorly because I still think they're funny, but everybody say, whoa, I'll get the joke. You think they are guys are gay. I'm like, yeah, correct. You'll get the joke. They are though. I mean, AK is like, it's the most successful military rifle ever, right? I mean, it's everywhere. Yeah. It's killed more people than pancreatic cats are like, I think it's a nice aspect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. good. Most of it, you know, people's own citizens, but you know, whatever.

Yeah. What do you think about ghost guns? Do you get into any gun printing at home? Yeah, we usually, we use 3D printers all the time just for like prototyping stuff and whatnot. Like on the opposite end of the picture, I'm like, I don't like goose guns. Yeah, dot, dot, dot, because they're not as reliable as

a cool actual gun. Yeah. Like the 3D printed stuff. I think it's dope. Like I think it's awesome as like a statement against gun control. I think that's pretty fucking cool. Like I'm 100% there for that.

I'm just like, hey guys, what if we did it better? Yeah, I really love, I like the colors. First of all, you can get like a nice glow in the dark. I can't print it up, but I'm in California. So kind of defeats the purpose though, and glow in the dark. When the dark gun, what's your purpose? My purpose is rocking around at night, murder with a glowing penis sticking out of my pants. You know, that's the difference between you

and me. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a deterrent, you know, it's kind of like shadow boxing outside of battered women's shelter. It's like, you know, just, well, in California, like nothing is funny. Oh, yeah. There you go. We can't, like, they have our whole handgun list. So like, you can only buy these handguns in every year, like a couple no longer fit the standard for California. So they're really, yeah, it's so shady and shitty with they're doing in California. So 3D printing guns is like our only either in California,

you can't, it's like, it's too, you can't do it legally. So you have to just go like, well, fuck it then, I'm doing everything illegal. Then like, it's too hard to do it in the rules. So just, I'll just pray. Hopefully that comes back around for you guys soon, but yeah, I do it. I don't know how you can put up it. Dude, every any time I spend more than like 48 hours, roughly in California, I start getting a fucking rash. Yeah, no, I know. I know, it is horrible here. Okay, with people. I mean, it's just the people, like the conversations that I hear,

like how go out to fucking branch a homies? And just the listening to people around me makes me want to kill myself. Yeah, totally. It is so hard if you do not live here and have like a network of people that you've known, if you didn't grow up here, so you know normal people, it is so easy to get sucked into these social, like, malcontents into generates that just hang out all day,

and all they want to do is hang out with similar narcissistic weirdos. That could be a weird place. Yeah, it could be a weird place. Okay, this kind of dude. And that's the death of YouTubers. Like, people like Idubs and people who were funny, Ethan Klein, H3H3, people like that just moved to fucking LA, SoCal, wherever.

And then they just like, the funny humor that actually made them what they were just disappears. Yeah, lose their lives. They all just go fucking woke and then like, for you know, Idubs. You know, it's weird. Remember the words he popularized? Yeah, yeah.

And maybe that's what Hunter Biden was talking about and those notes. Idubs. Yeah, Idubs is famous slogan. That's what happened to Maddox. Yeah. He came to LA and got, oh yeah, do you not know that story? You know Maddox is, right? Yeah, I know the cliff notes. I didn't know

that he moved to LA and then became a bull, you know. Well, he moved to LA and they kind of get sucked into this like it took him a while, but it took him a while. But it's called of the mind. Yeah. Where I don't know,, it happened to Idubs too, where all of a sudden he needs to break down and explain comedy to people and police it and make sure it's done for the forces of good or something. He was the one who said, you know, everything's funny or nothing's funny, as he's dropping the N-Bomb multiple fucking times per video. I'm like, dude, that was four years ago.

What the fuck happened? Yeah. Now he's banning Sam Hyde from his boxing shit and trying to sandbag him, which is bullshit. I would pay anything to watch an actual Sam Hyde versus Idubs fight. I wouldn't last very long, I don't think. I don't know. I don't think that's why I'm fighting my patients. Was Sam Hyde fighting someone? No, Sam Hyde's too big.

He could fight you, maybe. How big are you, Brandon? Oh, I'm not very big. I'm like fucking, I don't know, 510. 510, but you muscular guy. Yeah, I still, like Sam Hyde's a pretty fucking big, you know, I think he's like, six three and he's fucking jacked. I'm shocked. Yeah, he's about three thousand pounds, I still like Sam hides a pretty fucking big. You know, I think he's like six, three, and he's fucking jacked, I'm shocked.

Yeah, he's about three thousand pounds, I think. Oh, damn. All muscle. All muscle. Three thousand pounds, that's not that serious. That's not that serious. Hmm. Yeah, he flexes.

And he flexes so hard that his blood starts leaking out of his eyes on his Instagram. He's got muscles in his face. Muscles. He has muscles in his lips. Yeah, no, someone could flex their lips. Sam, I can flex his face. Muscles. He has muscles in his lips. Yeah, no, someone could flex their lips. Sam, I can flex his lips. Yeah, how else do you intimidate women?

Do you have a girlfriend? Go box shadow box outside a homeless women shelter, of course. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, now you're fucking getting it. I'm getting it. Do you have a wife or anything? No, or anything. Man, good for you.

Yeah, I had a girlfriend before like 12 hours ago, but yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, today's, uh, today's freedom day. Oh, congratulations. What you'll be back on tomorrow. Thank you. I'd like to thank the Academy. Yeah, what a great, that's all. I love a happy ending, Sean. Anytime anybody dumps their girlfriend, I'm like, ah, this is fend. I'm so, let's look at you. You got your whole life ahead of you. You got your whole day. You could do it any once.

Short, short rest of my life ahead of me. I'm looking forward to it, dick. So he broke up at like 2 a.m. That's what I mean. Right when I was getting swatted 12 hours ago. Yeah, Jesus, what's the what? I'm sorry if you probably fucking beat this to death already, but what the fuck happened there?

Who what the fuck you got swatted this morning? Yeah, I don't know. Somebody said somebody said I murdered my wife and kid, shot them and that I wanted suicide by cop. So they were gonna oblige you? I guess, yeah. I guess if, so my girlfriend was on her way home from taking the dog to the park and getting me ASI e-Bulls. And she got stopped by the blockade.

They set up a blockade with six or eight cars on both ends of my street where I live. I live like up in a nice area, like up on top of a mountain, the big park behind me, and they blocked off the whole street, wouldn't let anybody through, and they called me and told me to come out and walk down the street with my hands on my head,

backwards, but it's like a quarter mile. I should have done a funny walk. Yeah, I should have come out and done it. You. I do like a fucking jig like clapping your feet together. Is your walking down like one legs made of wood? Just I should have come out on crutches. I got down there and actually, that's actually a gun. Yeah. There you go.

Chain gun or something. No, I don't know. I think people just think it's funny. Yeah, I don't I don't understand that at all. What I don't understand is why the police departments, okay, maybe I do, they just want to use their cool toy toys. Yeah, yeah, that's a hundred percent it.

They do. You guys could have said, you could have used the bear cat. This is dope. Yeah, the bear cat. The helicopter guy wants to fly around and look at new stuff, make a lot of noise. Yeah, I got it. He's got a guy who really wants to fly around and look at news stuff, make a lot of noise. All right, I got it. He's got a guy who really wants to fly along.

They said to me, yeah, the guy who did this is in, he's going to be in big trouble for wasting all these resources. I said, well, at least you're not out arresting drug dealers. Yeah. You know, better. The useful capitalists of society. Yeah. Okay.

I wonder if they'll do anything or attempt to follow up. Something tells me no, cause it's no resources. No resources used. Quality penis says to ask you, if you'll ever try to manufacture a direct impingement, a.k. What is that? So direct impingementments just a different way

of doing gas. So like an AK is like long stroke gas piston. So you have a piston that reaches all the way out at the end of the barrel to collect the gas to cycle the gun. Okay. Directing pinchments like the AR 15. So it just has like a little skinny gas tube

that goes all the way back to the bulk carrier like in the receiver of the gun and that cycles it. Is one thing that's a barrier? No, I will not do that. No, why? That's a inferior way to fucking stupid It's like oh hey, well like could you like I know like I like trucks and you like cars Would you ever consider building a car that's like a truck? Yeah, why don't you? Well, they did though. It's the El Camino and it's an awesome car

I got the fuck. Well, they did though. It's the El Camino and it's an awesome car. I'm the rancher actually. I'm not a pro at a 4, okay. What about the cyber truck? Do you like that piece of shit? Every order. You pre ordered one. You fucking pre ordered one for a hundred bucks. No, I know I know I'm getting conned by the big dick of E. I know, but you fucked up. I want to fucking wrap it like a warthog and make it a technical. Mm.

You're gonna wrap the stainless steel cyber truck? Yep. I'm gonna wrap it like a fucking halo warthog and I already bought a disc to put it back. Okay. Warthog, you mean like a play-loat video game? It's the car is like this green. I thought it was talking about like a plane with like a play-lo-video game. The car is like this green.

I thought he was talking about like a plane with like a face on it or something. No, not like the A10. Yeah, the A10. Oh, dude, I'm just, I'm gonna eat the monetization on that video. I'm gonna, it's like, right in the hand. Hey, let me, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta the this truck you know that right really yeah how about did you just close it down the computer slows it down when it needs to really yeah if you trust the computer to do your breaks but not your gas I guess gas is up to you but if you want to stop nah wow I didn't know that about it well have you ever driven like one of those like

crazy Teslas like the the model S flat or whatever whatever. No, I've ridden in one. I've never driven one. The stupid fast one. Are they? It's like a golf cart. It's like a golf cart that's capable of doing 160 on the highway. I've driven a golf cart. Yeah.

Just picture that wave. No, put a trunk, put a fan in the front of the gas, in front of the golf cart and turn it on and you'll get the sensation. Did you see the Elon Musk knocked up one of his executives? Did he? Yeah, dude. And then his excuse for it, it just came out like two years ago, he knocked her out. I thought that's what he said.

It just came out. No, his excuse was, well, I'm, uh, population decline is a big problem. And I'm just doing my part. Yeah, he's big, but population decline. And I'm just doing my part. Yeah, he's big up population decline. And I get it, like smart people should have more kids. I mean, like, it's gonna piss a lot of people off, but I understand. I mean, I guess, I don't know,

I don't know anyone else who can use the excuse of saving the planet for fucking their secretary. Pretty ambitious. Yeah, I ran like, oh, why was it you knocked up your secretary or somebody at work? Oh, that's a big scandal. No, I did it for you. Yeah, I did it for you. Yeah, I did it like, oh, how's it you knocked up your secretary or somebody at work? Oh, that's a big scandal. No, I did it for you. Yeah, I did it for you.

I did it to save the point. Yeah, bro, you make, you fucking popularize electric cars and then send one to fucking Mars and then you can use the excuse, okay, but, you know, you got any electric. I just saw one recently where they said that the Twitter deal is just about the only thing Elon Musk has ever fucking pulled out of. You think he's going to buy it? Still, I do. the Twitter deal is just about the only thing Elon Musk has ever fucking pulled out of. You think he's going to buy it? Still, I do. I think he's negotiating. I can buy that. I can see that because their stock price is not great. Yeah, that would be why he's doing this. Yeah. Or he really means to pull out, but

I don't think he does. Yeah, I mean, okay, what's your favorite silencer blend, the CEO of Bitcoin brand wants to know? Is it LaBamba, two hype or two expensive? Is LaBamba two hype or two expensive? And what's your favorite? I actually am not familiar with that. LaBamba? Yeah, as we said, is LaBamba not just a song.

Not a silent song. I have a lot of dead air suppressors. Dead air. Man, can you imagine how much money I would blow on guns? I lived somewhere where you could. Where you could. Yeah. Moved to Texas.

We're creating a compound of like-minded people out here who love guns. Really? In Texas, it's never gone wrong. Ever before. Never before has a gun-loving compound full full of like my individuals had a problem in Texas. In Texas. Yeah. You guys have a lot of fat chicks in Texas, though. I got a problem with that. A lot of fat chicks wearing white.

Hmm. Wearing white. Oh, my God. You have no idea, man. I went out. I went down to Austin recently and I went out and there was like four bachelor at parties going into Spar and it was like hip to hip. They were just crammed in there. Hip-o to hip-o.

Hip-o to hip-o. Yeah. Well, that was your problem for one. You went to fucking Austin. Yeah. Two weird places. I lived like an hour from Austin unless I'm going to a show or something, I never fucking there. People were like, I never fucking there.

People are like, it's so fun. I'm like, yeah, if you like purple hair and fat chicks, yeah. Yeah, it is, it's kind of fun, but it's like, they've got like all of their run down, like they've got a run down auto body shop that they're running a food truck compound in, which is cool, I guess, but it has a little bit. She's dilapidated. It's got a little bit of Portland in it, doesn't, I guess, but it has a little bit dilapidated.

It's got a little bit of Portland in it, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. That's their sister. Yeah, there are almost like the whole keep Austin weird. It's like, yeah, fuck. That's why I love a lot of what Elon does, but my God, please stop fucking taking Tesla employees to Texas. Yeah.

That was like the Jehovah's Witnesses slogan for a while, being different as being Jesus weird. Yeah. Uh, do you, okay, here's one from Jetbat. Do you foresee fewer restrictions and more liberties for gun rights moving forward with the recent Supreme Court decisions? What do you think? Recently, it's been pretty cool.

Like a lot of states have been embracing constitutional carry which is pretty neat like that's just an expansion gun rights we've been doing pretty good it's just you know every time the fucking you know fby turns on one of their fucking mentarian candidate radios and

you know you get another shooting right before midterms isn't that crazy? How brazen it is now? I don't remember it being so obvious when I was a kid. I don't know if it was the FBI propping up these weirdos and radicalizing autistic shooters back in the 80s or 90s. I don't remember. What's weird to me is how that's the control of conspiracy theory with how many times that they've just admitted to do it.

Yeah, yeah, that, me too. Like, what do you mean it's a conspiracy? They've admitted to doing it. They have plans to do it. They said they did it and they're currently doing it. What is the conspiracy? Yeah, it's like, well, I can't believe you actually buy into that.

Do you believe that? Like, well, yeah, he fucking said he did it. Like, he's not claiming to be innocent here. Yeah. What did you think of that gun that that guy made to kill Abe Shinzo Abe? Yeah, Shinzo Abe. First of all, Shinzo Abe was based as hell.

Yeah. He was a cool dude. You know, just wanted Japan to fuck again. I'm actually building one for a video spoiler alert. Oh, you're building a replica of the gun. That's interesting. I already bought all the pieces and get, here's the thing. I'm running for me tomorrow. They, I can buy all the pieces to build that and all the,

the shit I need to make home made gun powder from Amazon for $250. No shit. You think you're not worried about the safety aspect of it or anything or you know how it was put together and what it was made from. Well, Abe's already dead. I'm a safety. Well, I mean, no, you know, I can't kill him again.

No, no, no, I'm talking about he's building this gun to fire off, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, you know what I'm saying. It's just about how much you charge it, you know, you just, yeah, you know, what you're doing as far as that mixture and everything goes. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, I've been overdue to die for all lines.

No, for this. Whatever. On borrowed time. How'd you get into all this stuff? How'd you get into gunsmithery? It's dude. I've always been like weirdo gun nut and enjoyed shit like that since I was a kid like I built my first fucking a K when I was 18 Oh, no, I was Doing the shit for I don't know fucking all about 10 years now. Yeah, so I just I've always always dug it What's your 28 then? Is that?

So that was, I actually have them 26, but I've been doing guns stuff long before that. 26, 26, just broke up with a girlfriend. I just look like a fucking 40 is, you know, I'm aging. Yeah, you do look old. Does he? Yeah, kind of. I mean, I don't know. I see like a big Mexican man and I all, I think they're me or my dad.

So like, all right. Well, you must be my age. Okay. Yeah. It's not the, what is it? The Indian and Jones is not the years. Honey, it's the miles. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like boxers. Here's one from John Dengus. Why does anyone need an AR-15? Well, nobody need, like you don't need to. I don't need you. Like, it's helpful, you know. What do you mean by me?

I guess? Yeah, it's like, it's more or less the thing, like who the fuck is the government to tell me what I need? Like, why are you like, why is need a prerequisite for me government to tell me what I need? Like why are you like? Why is need a prerequisite for me being able to own what I have? It's not. I said. That's kind of where I always come at it from. It's like, well, you know, like what is, like you don't need a car that can go over the legal speed limit, but I mean, that's pretty gay if you're gonna tell me I can't. Yeah, why can cars go so fast? Like, I always wonder that. Like they have chips that can limit the speed.

Why are they not active at 75? Yeah, and do they need, you know, you need decent acceleration to drive safely. Good decent brakes, decent acceleration, but your top end speed doesn't need to be what they are. Yeah. What any of them are really, right? You're not supposed to be driving that fast anywhere. You're not supposed to be driving that fast anywhere. Penske, Penske, Trogs and shit,

where they put the governor's on them at like fucking 70. Oh yeah, I have to. It's so bad. Yeah, okay. This is some of the frostbites asking the M14 versus the AK. What do you think about that comparison? Which you're not a big fan of the M14 and that pisses a lot of people over 40 off. Yeah. Yeah. Only because I've heard Vietnam veterans

talk about it, how they, you know, they, they hated the M16 when they were first over there. And then they, then they got better because they were used to the M14. And, you know, is that why I hear a lot of that like in reference to, well, for one, you're in six foliage and shit like that. Like I could see that being like a problem with bullet diversion and whatnot, but like the, I think a lot of it was just like a bunch of GIs in the middle of the fucking jungle going like big bullet mobella. Because, yeah, I mean, you know more about it than I do.

I just, I remember listening to, I watch a lot of interviews. There was a lot of, well, they listening to, I watch a lot of interviews. They also had a lot, well, they actually have a lot of problems with the early and 16. So like that is the legitimate thing. We're a lot of them, we're seen as pretty shit, frankly,

when you know, Charlie and the wire, your life's at the line on the line. Yeah, and your jam's decided to stop doing gun things. Yeah, yeah. The AK50 looks so cool. It's like a space gun. At some point, guns started to look like the future. Yeah. Did you did you notice that Brandon? So much of the shit like the the new, whatever that bullpup is, the Croatian bullpup, I can't remember the fucking name of it that just came out or just released the public anyway.

Like, no, the Springfield hell you know, I think is what they're calling it in the States, but it was something else in Croatia. It looks just like the fucking gun, like everybody's comparing it to the gun from Starship Troopers. I can't see it. Yeah. It was weird to me. I walked into a gun, I walked into a gun shop one day. A fan made me a gun and sent it in and to get it, I had to go to a gun shop and transfer

it and whatever. And it was, you're telling me you've got to do a background check to buy a gun in the US. Isn't that crazy? The kick it to the background checks, like the background checks, just millions of checks come in and they don't do, like there's so many that can't handle them, right? Yeah, there's a weird, so well, it usually it's pretty quick. Like, unless there's something weird about it, like, it usually comes back like 10, 15 minutes,

you just call like the FBI and ICS line, like, do the whole check there. And they, they, they clear you're right off the bat, but California might be different. Yeah, California's, we got a 10 day waiting period. Fuck me, dude. I know, it's so, it's so stupid. Yeah, listen's, we got a 10 day waiting period. Fuck me, dude. I know. It's so stupid. Listen, sir, I got a really dysfunctional family. We got a really dysfunctional family. Over to the gun store.

Well, what do I not need today? Here's the, I'm looking at the Helian right now. It does look like a Starship Troopers gun. Yeah. Get that. Like the Halo DMR or some shit like that. Do you remember the dread gun? Oh, judge dread.

Not judge dread. Yeah, I think it was called the dread system. Um, let me look it up. Dread that doesn't ring a bell. What are you having a party today? It's all up. No, it's going. Okay.

I'm looking at it now. What the fuck is that? What the fuck? It's a centripet dude.'s going. Okay, I'm looking at it now. What the fuck is the fuck? It's a centripetal dude. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. It was a real electric gun. Yes, it is a centripetal force gun. So it spins the bullets and then on a computer pad,

you pick where the aperture opens to let the bullets go. So it spins them at like, it spins them at like gun speed. Yes, it's the greatest gun. It is my, it is my favorite guns. It's like Russian rule. Yeah. Yeah. You're just a computer to fucking break for you, but you'll trust decide where the bullet go. I'm not going to be anywhere near it. I'm throwing this gun among people that I either hate or don't care about and firing it up there. But the chips fall where they made. I mean, I'm over here just working it on an iPad.

This one like 1997 or 1998. Unbelievable. Somebody came up with this gun where it feeds, it feeds bullet, bullets, like just spheres into a spinner. Yeah. And then you can pick where it opens. Where it opens. You can set like a wave of death and it then you can pick where it opens. Where it opens.

You can set like a wave of death. And it's like, just like, Jesus. Oh man, that was a good gun. This is terrifying. And you have taught me something today. I didn't know about this. Yeah.

So lines like, you mean so it's supposed to take out a bunch of people at once? Yeah. Like so it's like a gun version of a claymore mind. Well yeah, fire is fucking, you can put lidar on it so it detects people. And it's like, gun version of a Claymore mine. Well, yeah, fire is fucking, you can put LiDAR on it so it detects people and it's like, just opens up that. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, wow.

That's awesome. Dude, I've been working, speaking of the, you know, people detection, I've been working with the guy because I wanted to do a video like actually making a century turret, like I want to take one of my PKM's or something like that and just put it on like an actual, do like an actual real life college-a-d century gun that we can call from like an iPad.

Yeah. He's like, oh dude, you can do way better than that. He's like, we do stuff with video software all the time. Like you could just have it that to auto target facial recognition. So if anybody walks into the room, who's not in the big device, he immediately clicks on heads for you. Oh, that's not good with the facial recognition and all that.

That was totally yeah. Yeah. I don't fucking trusted it all. Like I don't want to just walk into my shop one day like, Hey, guys, what's going on? I shaved. Oh, I only shaved today like the Ed 209. Yeah. You're a young guy.

You were you probably know the Robocop reboot, not the original. Oh, no, I actually just bought the gun from Robocop too. The 50-Kell. That's awesome. The OG, like the pals of P50, that really dorky looking 50. Yeah, yeah. What's your shop look like? What do you have in there?

Guns. Dude, it's just, it's usually just a bunch of guns completely ripped apart for one reason or the other because, you know, all guns are in a constant state of breaking. So, yeah, I've been through your full-time guys and we just, you know, I've come in here and they'd be... What a cool line. We were buying guns all the time for the channel, just a fucking do videos with. That's a question.

Go ahead, Sean. What's the, what's the most reliable gun you can own? Do you think? What do you want? You know, like what are you looking for? Like a handgun rifle? I'm trying to kill my wife. Yeah, well, just because that statement say he's like, they're all in a constant state of breaking. But oh, yeah. You know what I'm just curious. So you got to understand, too, like a lot of the guns we're talking about are like, you know, from the 40s, 50s, 60s, they had tens of thousands of rounds through them. And you know, it got to fall on a part. They're new guns.

If you buy reliable shit like for like I bought a huge fucking AK fan, like you buy a brand new, like not century, like not American made. Yeah. Decent like arsenal or something like that. Yeah, it'll last you forever. An AK. Wow. Yeah. And those are'll last you forever an a.k. Wow Yeah And those they are good to like it just make sure you don't like buy the budget, you know 500 dollars special like hey

We'll go this it was super cheap. I'm like yeah great. I Did you like? Yeah, I got about what about handguns? I'm a gloxin genetic. Are you really? You got big hands then. You can have my hands really small to hold a glock. I need like a darenjur. No, they're all for big large man's hands.

I have Beretta hands, little tiny Italian hands. Italian, no, yeah. One of those darengers that I could put in my garter belt. Like a hold with two tires. Oh, yes. Yeah. The little poker, uh, poker pistol.

Yeah, a hooker pistol. That's what I need. Shoot's out of your sleeve and into your palm. Yeah. I have an MP2. Shield, it's meant to waste and shield MP2. Is that what it is? Oh, the MNP.

Yeah, the MNP. Yeah, I think I've got one of those somewhere. I got that one during the riots. All right. Some kind of violence happening. I need a gun. Right. I need to go buy a gun right now or else I'm not going to feel good. You and all of California, that was hilarious to watch from like literally anywhere else.

Like the lines outside of gun stores. It's like, oh, weird. Now the dark people are here and you want a gun. That's crazy. It was, like you had to set up an appointment just to go into a gun store. I didn't know that. I looked around.

It's so fucking stupid. I was just around the block crazy shit we were seeing. Like it was like, what the fuck, do you guys just now realize that like violence might at one point happen to you? Yeah, in a city where the cops constantly beat people, like LA is known for all the shootings and except for maybe Chicago, but our violence is way bigger here.

It's like the whole city was rioting. Not just there's killings happening, the whole city. No, you mean during like a riot or something? Yeah. Yeah, Chicago's been a fucking war zone for years now. Yeah. Fucking the murder rate is crazy. Yeah, wild Chicago, that city, like with the, you know, one of the strictest gun laws in

the country, you know, in Illinois, a state that also has very strict gun laws for just range. You know what I found that that's interesting with people who don't like guns or like for pro, like common sense, whatever they think that is gun control, is that if you explain to them how easy it is to create a gun with nothing, it changes their mind. They're like, wait, what? It's not like, you don't need like a manufacturing thing.

It's like, no, I can go to Home Depot right now with $300 and make a gun. Does that change your thinking and usually it does? Have you had experiences like that with people? Oh God, yeah. Like we did a video recently on the loody. Are you familiar with like the loody submachine gun? No, what's that? The loody is a gun that was built I think like the late 90s by my shillip loody is he was in the UK was right after they did all their like gun bands and whatever. Okay. And he basically just pissed off. He wasn't a gunmaker. He was like a photographer.

Yeah. And he just goes like, and he built a book telling you how to make a fucking submachine gun, 9 millimeter submachine gun from off the shelf, like hardware and pipes and shit. And we built one, like he ended up going to jail, like he got butted off. All back. All back. We didn't get enough going to jail for that. Yeah.

Oh God. It's so I'm watching you're we're watching your loody video here. You built this thing with the with the way we built it. It directly to the instructions of the book. And it's like, yeah, you can literally build a fully automatic fucking submachine gun. It'll come out days. And like the the the bolt is

It's one of these like hooks that you screw in outside to put like to hang lights on I Hang a hammock on or something. It's amazing. There are there are zero Gun parts in that Wow Not even the barrel not even the rifling Nope, the barrel is unrivaled Okay, it's probably it's a spray fucking spray and pray after you get past, fucking 20 yards, but yeah, it's still like fucking submachine gun. God, that's cool.

One of the ghost gunners called in earlier, like a year ago or more, and he was talking about how they're printing out rifling and using electrolysis. Like they're printing out the rifling blueprints, sticking it in a pipe and then using electrolysis electricity current through the thing to rifle the barrel. Yeah. It's fucking wild. Like that shit is awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. Some of the advancements of that, like the little shit with building guns like that, like for example, the loody, the magazine, the magazine spring, he literally tells you how to do that with fucking like coil wire and like two, you know, rods that you put together that are the exact diameter that you need to wind this rod around that to make this fucking like. To make this. Shadow was hot. Wow.

It looks cool. I know. It looks a lot better than I figured it would. It looks so if I like that tag ghetto. I figured it would look like that Japanese guy's gun. Oh, I look like shit. Dude, I know shit. Like I could just the parts to build that gun.

Like the electric olig nighters and everything. And I like fucking building that gun, like the electric olig-nighters and everything. And I was fucking building that gun. It was like 200 bucks. That's amazing. What's your dream gun? I'm looking into acquiring a mini gun. Oh, OK.

I feel like that. It's just it costs so fucking much to feed. Really? I was gonna call fucking much to feed really. I was a couple of friends who build them, but like, yeah. Oh, wow, how much does it cost to feed? Look at this. So it fires three away. So like, basically, it's a deer hunting cartridge that fires at 2000 rounds a minute, 4000 rounds a minute. What's a three away cost now? Like 80 cents or two bucks a bullet? For the for the decent shit if you buy it and bulk the decent shit The you need to feed and a gun like that probably about a dollar around this what I was told that's got to be so much fun

Which mini gun are you looking at like the M134 like just something like that Wow, I've got a couple friends who like build and repair many guns and like I've been quoted anywhere between like 75 to 150. Damn, that's fucking cool. It's too much. It's like right now it's like, oh man, the YouTube monetization ain't that fucking good. Yeah, you can't need like taxpayers to fund it. Yeah, yeah.

Right? As soon as you start pointing guns at people and making them give up 30% of their income, shit, it's real easy to pay for. You got to join. Yeah, you got to be like some kind of a black, black rock, black, whatever those guys are. Get all your guns that funded. You got to kill all that people. Just pretend that I'm depressed and I want

to hurt people and then the FBI just gives you guns. Yeah, maybe you don't have to pretend. Yeah, I mean, if you want to take a short cut, sure. Yeah. Let's see. Let me see if, let me see the other questions that people have asked. What's the best bang for the buck? AK on the market today. Hmm And how do you keep your hair so fabulous? That was the follow-up question from that guy Delobs. Cosmoline. Yeah, just all the fucking cosmolean on the fucking guns and shit. Yeah. Oh Yeah, just all the fucking cosmolean on the fucking guns and shit. Yeah. Oh That's genetics that it

Right, so what's got grease like a relooper right lubricant? Yeah, okay, so what is that? Yeah, all the shit that they store all the parts kits in like the shit you open it up It was from like you go Slavia in the 80s and it's just covered in fucking cosmolean. Yeah It's definitely causing a Janet a hundred percent But great hair great here though. What's the best bang for the buck? Okay on the market today. If you're on a budget, washer 10, if you could find one, but Arsenal is kind of my go to for telling people like East Naked case, don't buy anything fucking American made. Okay. Too expensive for what you get.

don't buy anything fucking American made. Okay. Too expensive for what you get. No, they're just super cheap because they don't give a fucking, they don't care about knowing how the AK work truly. So they're just like, ah, we'll build something that fires bullets and looks like an AK. And like it, you know, blows up after a thousand rounds. Like, well, that's not great. What about like a buckle gun?

Do you have one of those or a Giovanni air rifle, you know, like old American, like everybody says that automatic weapons and machine guns didn't exist when they wrote the first, the second amendment, but they did. Like the puckel gun existed, the G-donnie. Don't we look that up? Yeah. Like, it was like one of the five, it was different than you thought it was. No, no. I can't love it was Jefferson or who, but they like preordered one. They're like, you can fire 20 rounds in a minute. Fuck me, you signed me up. Yeah, that was the Gerdani air rifle.

Yeah, I remember that. You got to pump it up for a long time. Yeah, we looked it up. And yeah, I mean, yeah, but the Puckle gun was a crank. Crank, oh, yeah, yeah. Before that, as a machine gun. Well, they had, yeah, yeah, yeah, I knowle gun was a crank. Oh, yeah, yeah, before that as a machine gun. Well, they had, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know they, they were using cranks definitely in the civil war and stuff.

Do you have anything like that? Yeah, so I've recently, very, like last week, I did a video with one of my more recent purchases, the Maxim machine gun, like the Watercooled World War I trench like Maxim machine gun. Like the other water cooled World War One trench, like Maxim machine gun. What people don't know is how fucking old that thing is I didn't even realize how old it was. That thing was patented in 1884. Wow.

Oh, you have this thing. 19 years after the fucking Civil War where we're using goddamn muskets, they had a fucking modern belt fed. Look at this, that machine gun. We're looking at like a dude with a giant white mustache. I'm a not-ble-man, we're fucking killing fools. The monopoly van is shooting guys up with this Maxim machine gun. Oh, here a Maxim.

He is a fucking G. That guy was a baller. Wow. Like that was the violent Elon Musk. Like he was fighting Edison for patents on the light bulb. Like he was a baller. That was the violent Elon Musk. He was fighting Edison for patents on the light bulb. He was a genius. That's fucking cool. Basically, he actually invented, I think, one of the earliest inhalers.

He basically said, people made fun of him. They're like, this is fucking gay. Why are you doing this? He's like, I'm going to prove in history that if I make something that makes human lives better, I will be lampooned for it. But if I make something that makes human lives better, I will be, you know, lampooned for it. But if I make something that will kill thousands of people, it'll be long and they will worship me. Well,

and he fucking did it. Oh, that's awesome. Wow. Still like wagon wheels, you know, yeah, we got a big. We got to get out of California. We got to move to Texas.

I want to shoot some of these because shoot anyone we want. Do come on down, dude. Yeah, I'm, I will. I'll take you up on that. I'll be there tomorrow. Come on down to San Antonio. We'll shoot. We won't shoot people probably but like, yeah, coming down. We'll magdump into trash. And then we can go pick up on fat chicks. And white pants and your bars. Jesus Christ, dude, that's right. I'll go downtown, man. Okay. What a woman uses a guns on yourself. What makes you a rage? It doesn't have to be gun related, but anything that you know, what was that? What makes you a rage? What annoys you? Pisses you off. anything. What big problem, J.

Happy people are pretty fucking high up on that list. Cyclists, I fucking hate cyclists. Good. I got greener. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Like nothing makes me like break out into a fucking homicidal rage more than seeing a bunch of fucking like 40, 50 year old dudes and

spandex on the side of the fucking road actually taking up the road. Right. You, we have to break them like cars like we're my four Raptor fucking disagrees. Oh, you got a four Raptor too? Tell me about it. God damn it, that's such a beautiful truck. Dude, I fucking love it. So I my car before this. It seems like the better version of me is like the twins version of me. I have an F1 Better version of me is like the twins version of me. I have an F1 2017 F1 50 and they had all the raptors set like the $90,000 raptors set up on fake rocks in front of the dealership. I'm like, oh, maybe I know, fuck it.

I'll just get this crummy normal truck. But you have to work to tour that was a fucking like 2008 Dodge Dodge Ram 1500 that was like a three grand I paid for this thing because it was a flood car. None of the electronics worked. AC didn't fucking work. Yeah. And then I realized like, hey, I, this YouTube thing's kind of kicking off like this was like last year, right?

I'm like, hey, wait, I'm making a lot of fucking money now. Like maybe air conditioning would be cool, but it's 110 second degrees. Yeah. I could have never done it before. Maybe a little money, a little money. How about that? Yeah. Yeah, it's 110 and the fucking air hurts my face.

So maybe let's invest. Yeah. Okay, so what makes you rage? Cyclists then? Is that? Yeah, cyclists that's my number one irrational, just fucking irritant. Oh, I don't think it's irrational.

Nah, they're horrible. I don't either, but the court disagreed last time, so whatever. Oh, yeah. My dad's a cyclist and he recently got into an accident and got brain damage. And like, I was really worried about him, but a little bit.

I'm sorry about that by the way, I didn't know it was your dad when I did it, but. Yeah. No, but a little bit of me was also like, oh, you'd fucking deserve it for all your cycling that you do. You know, it's really annoying. Everybody. Fuck. You have to hear about it.

Dude, I know shit. It's almost like fucking murdered 15 people on accident because like I used to live out in the sticks. Like I had my shop out in the sticks and like I'd round a corner. And there's no way of knowing that, you know, 40 miles an hour slower than the flow of traffic. There's 15 fucking retirees out here on bicycles. Oh, yeah. Do you get hit up by a lot of like YouTube hores? Because you're like a young attractive

guy, you got a big platform. There are a lot of girls hitting you off like, I, what's this? Tell me. My office is 95% autistic men, 110% straight. Same with us. Yes, same with us. I don't know what women are watching on YouTube, but it's not our show.

I immediately, my first, because I do get hit up by women every now and again, and I'll just like reply with, you do not have a vagina fuck off. Like your women don't exist. Okay. Like there's, there's absolutely no way this is not a fucking catfish troll. There's like 90% chance.

You get hit up with like FBI guys at all, trying to fuck with you. Like Kyle, you know, Kyle, Russia FPS from PKA, like his whole, his whole drug nonsense bust, where he got somebody sent him honey oil in his PO box and then he got rated for that. For that. Yeah, like, you know, I'm THC whatever fuck off. Yeah. Like, you know, don't buy weed through the mail.

It's fucking pretty good advice when you got a, you know, a big gun channel like that. You want to people watching you. The CBD or honey oil. Honey oil. Yeah. So like that, a lot of people watching you. The CBD or Honey Oil. Yeah, so legit, yeah, to get high, right? Yeah, this is a little pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. You get fucked though. Like there was absolutely no reason.

Like you want to pop a misdemeanor of it. Like, yeah, okay, it's bullshit, but sure, whatever. But like, but please don't let me, that's gone fucked. Yeah. A cell in that can't own guns ever again. Like, dude, I don't know, I would have fucking killed

myself to be honest like that. Yeah. Ralph, Ralph's a felon, so he can't have guns. And I'm like man, like how do you get? What did he get to? He took a swing at a cop. He was drunk, passed out. The cop woke him up and he took a swing at the cop.

And that was a felony. And they full on like prosecuted him. Wow. Because he was in a rich area in Virginia, like some kind of hoyditoyity whatever. I'm shocked that that was a felony. Yeah, they got, he went to prison or a jail. I don't know, he was in jail for eight months. He was locked up, he lost a lot of weight.

That's fucking wild. You're not his wild. That's scary shit because I think about that, like because I like to drive fast and I like to do a lot of dumb shit. And I'm like, I'm, I'm, have you ever looked up like your state laws where I'm like, man, I have literally been at lose your gun rights forever speed, like multiple times in the last month. I mean, the first thing I did when I, when the cops called me this morning to say they

were swatting me, I'm like, Jesus Christ, how many felonies do I need to hide now before the cops come in? Like, what? Thank fucking Christ. My girlfriend gave them my number to call me so that I could start, so that I could start fucking cleaning up the house. Because I have no idea what I, I lit, I have no idea what I, I have no idea what I have. Yeah, it's bullshit that everyone lives under this sort of damacles where we're all constantly committing so many technical crimes that they could do whatever it is.

There's too many fucking laws on the books and they just wait until they want to target you for something and they know that you've got eight felonies no matter what. Yeah, we're all black now. That's that, that's the moral of the story. Like, oh, well, that's a motivational poster if I've ever heard one. What do you think about crypto? Are you big on crypto at all? Bitcoin?

No, and I think it serves me pretty well. Yeah, because it, because the prices are tanked. Yeah, I, I, I tried with the whole like Elon doge thing and I lost like 1500 bucks. So I'm like, yeah, you know, that was my P.P. Slash. I'm okay. Oh, you fucked up with Dogecoin. Yeah, I did.

I fell into the whole like, oh, well, Elon's going on Saturday night live. If he just says something about doge, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm like, okay, she's your own puts money in. Some bigger idiot will buy it for more. That was your theory. Yeah, it was the theory. Yeah. That's a bad theory. It's not a good theory. It's important to me because I get banned so much for joke making. So, crypto is like not banable. Yeah, weird. It's like people don't seem to agree that jokes are funny. No, the UN came out against jokes this week and they

They have a big dick to swing around What the fuck? Yeah, they they had a we were talking about earlier in the show They jokes are hate speech jokes are hate speech. It's never just a joke It's like a force like I come from a land whether one and the same I come from a land where they're one and the same. Um, I would think firearms guys should should be more into crypto as a self-preservation survival. Honestly, the weird part about it is that like guns kind of are crypto at least for me.

Like I buy old machine guns and shit that hold their value. Yeah, that's like this should just never goes down and price, especially if you like if you're buying during like a you know the COVID rush or whatever the fuck like yeah okay you're gonna get fucked obviously, but like on a normal market like gun stuff doesn't go down like it's always and if shit really pops off it's like wow okay so we're down to the barter system again. I have 800 implements of death in my fucking warehouse so like yeah okay that'll take me far. Yeah, I mean, I, you know, people, people do it with guitars.

Okay. Vintage guitars, I mean, people make their living, you know, buying and selling. I'm selling that house. Yeah, that house. I mean, maybe just temporarily. Yeah. Temporarily, but not in the long run, no way.

That makes sense. Like, it's just stuff that you just said on it. And, you know, inflation helps a lot with those numbers too, because no matter what you own, it's going up in value because the dollars worth less and less. God, I really wanna go buy. I'm gonna go buy again today. That's it.

Yeah. I gotta have one. What are you gonna get? I'll spur the moment. I don't know, a big one. Yeah, a big motherfucker. Biggest I can get in California, so I'll just about this big like that. I would, I would help you, but I have a fucking moral obligation to not have to neuter any

cool guns to have to be legal and compliant in California. Yeah, yeah, it's, it really, it really sucks. I hate California. Yeah, hopefully that something, you know, the court comes down and swaps their dick again. Hopefully they chop off new stuff. I hate California. Yeah, hopefully that something, you know, the court comes down and slaps their dick again. Hopefully they chop off new. Hopefully he clearance Thomas brings his win a bigo on summer trip over here and marches in to Gavin Newsom's mansion and lasso's him and then drags him out in the street shoves his head into a guillotine and chops it off. Wow, that's, you really

thought this through. Yeah. I'm thinking like having him in the basement pulp fiction style. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty fucking far from okay. Soaring across his thing. Okay, here's something I ask everybody.

When you pee, do you take your dick out over your underpants waistband or put it through the fly of your underpants? I'm a commando guy Well when you're wearing pants, well, I guess fuck it. Yeah, you through the fly or over or do you take your belt off and put it over? You're a command of any underpants in Texas when you have no air conditioning and there's a hundred degrees Why the fuck would I wear more garments down here? Jesus, it's fucking hot.

I wear fucking jeans and flip flops, and if you're lucky at T-shirt. All right. Brands, yeah. It's nice to throw the flat, man, because I also usually have a gun. So, you know, that makes it a little awkward on buckle. Yeah.

That's good talking to you. Thanks for calling in for so long. Now, dude, I've had fun. I enjoy your comedic style. I figured that, you know, it'd be a be a fun time. Yeah. Um, calling again, or let's go shooting or something. When my arm grows back, I can't do anything right now because my arm is hanging on by a thread. Literally, but what the fuck did you do? I tore it. I tore my bicep off the bone. This is the stuff you have to look forward to.

Not for the dude. Yeah, don't go bowling. Yeah, it was really too old to bowl. It was really horrible. It made a disgusting tearing sound. It made a disgusting tearing sound. The muscle balled up and then the worst part was somebody was right there at the bowling alley and they immediately

shouted, oh, you tore your bicep, man, that's torn. That's going to take you six months. I'm like, all right, well, thanks for it. If only you had a gun. Yeah. Yeah, that is that is atrocious. I those injuries always freak me to fuck out. Like when I see somebody's bicep rip or like when somebody's legs go backwards in the fucking leg press

Like this video. Oh, yeah. Yeah Those guys are usually jackasses, but yeah, ripping your bicep bowling is not something you expect It's like it's like you're a ticking time bomb. I know Who would you most like to shoot with a gun? Is that a good question? I might my attorney is getting really nervous. I already sure. Sean, what about you? Who would you most like to shoot with a gun? Answering a question like that. Okay.

So remember when you said, do feds ever ask you questions? I feel like one just did. Yeah, do they? Do they ever hit you up? Like, oh yeah, what if do you have any of me illegal stuff? I think he was talking about your question. No, I know, I know, I know. I actually have a pretty good relationship with our local ATF dude. The local guy's have always been cool as shit from what I hear. It's when the fucks from DC come down. Yeah, they're talking about that. That's true.

I bet that's true. Because like these guys are just local Texas dudes. They're like, okay, cool. Okay, so you're not breaking the law. You're like a total just like normal fucking dude who likes guns and has all the proper licensing and permits. Well, that's fucking dope. I like guns too.

And then like you get the DC fuckhead. Who's just like, I know you're showing guns to the cartel and that's only okay when we do it. Yeah. I don't like permits though. Yeah, I know your dad, I like the guns. I'm like, that's so much on the permit stuff. Yeah, I'm more of a, you know, in an ideal world, you know, ask forgiveness rather than permission,

but, you know, it's not a bad tradeoff for, for getting to play with machine guns on YouTube. That's true. Well, okay, your YouTube channel is, what is it, brain and herrera? Let me, let me see, a KK, isn't it? Yeah, isn't it? Yeah. It's just Brandon Herrera, it's just my name. I changed it a while back just because I didn't want to get shoe hard into just only having to do AK shit. It's not like other stuff.

You're gonna branch out into having your own band, like you're gonna have a musical group. Please don't. We've actually done some music videos on the channel before. Oh, you have? All right, I'll go look at those. Well, thanks for calling to me. Dude, absolutely. He's playing a talk with you, bro. Yeah. Have a good day of freedom. Sounds good, man. Have a have a, as good a day as you can, being swatted in California. My day is going to be horrible. I got to answer all these questions. I got to go door to

door knocking. I got to have a pedophile explaining that I have an alt-right podcast. This is the worst. What's your podcast about? Well, don't listen to it. Yeah. It's got H3H3. You'll love it. Oh, dude, they tried to cancel me recently. Oh, they did? H3, yeah, you went after me pretty hard. What the where? I don't know. that is. Ethan Klein is a very famous, he's so big that like Susan Wojaki, the CEO of YouTube, is like his little, he's her little pet, Gremlin like she's job of the hut. We've talked about it before. Yeah, he's a real, he's a real piece of shit and very liberal. Yeah, he went after me for him and Hassan. Went after me for fucking doing a fake mask ad joking around like, you know, I'm like,

hey, I fucking hate having to wear a mask on airplanes because COVID hasn't existed in Texas for like fucking a year. We just, I totally fucking normal. And I'm like, do you want to be a thermonuclear weapon in a nursing home? Try fake masks. And then they took it totally fucking serious. Yeah. Those guys are such pieces of shit.

No humor. No sense of humor. Yeah. They teamed up like the two most, most loathsome guys. Yeah. Ethan Klein, who's this like, simple ring doughey looking whiny pieces shit. Oh, it rules for the not for me. Kind of guy who's always attacking people

and then crying the second, anybody does anything to him. And because he threatened to bomb us at the NRA convention recently. That's great. And he wasn't joking. Like there's no way he was joking about it. I think he wasn't the second to investigate this.

Yeah, I think you should be able to say whatever you want, but he wasn't fucking joking. He's like, I was just a joke. Like, no, there's no way he was a joke. And then I honestly don't care. Like I don't want him to go to jail for fucking saying something. Somebody should do this. Like I don't, I don't think he should be arrested,

but it's like Jesus Christ dude, you would be the first fucking person to ruin someone's career over this. Yeah, but I want to be able to say whatever I want, too. I would like to be able to say that about you, but I can't because I'm on the wrong side. And then his son, Piker, is this communist. He's a rich, champagne socialist. So he's like Carl Marx.

Carl Marx, except he makes 150 grand a month off the Simpsonian. Yeah, yeah, I've hooded, like, Angles, his buddy Angles father paid for his whole life basically. He didn't do a whole lot of work, you know? He's got a, he's got a $3 million house in West Hollywood. And he looks like, like he looks like, I don't know how to explain his version of Good Looks. Like it's, he's like, it's like a Bollywood B-lister. Yeah, it's a little too much Bollywood.

Like he was just like drawn. It looks like his beard was airbrushed on, even though it wasn't. He's just a real odious piece of shit and they teamed up and went after you. Yeah, just over that thing. They did like a fucking like five, ten minute segment just breaking down my fucking ad for that, which they played my coupon code though, which was great. I'm hoping it got a little, a couple of sales off of that. Well, congratulations.

Congratulations. Strike over that, but yeah, you know, it's the same old same old. It's fucking YouTube, man. At least the right people hate you. Yeah, no, I'm not too upset about that. And if I have to worry about a fucking communist hating me, I feel like I'm probably doing it okay. I just need to, you know, buy a helicopter.

Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations on all your success and your youth and your freedom and your hair and your hair. Have a good Sunday, man. I appreciate it, man. Well, you legitimately come out here anytime, man. We got a good crew out here. I'll be there.

Fuck you, man. Well anyway, I'll, I'll, I'll get off, get out of your hair, but dude, I appreciate it. It's good talking. It's good talking to you, buddy. See ya. Dude, mute. Oh, what a night. I feel better knowing that he's so young. Like, well, that's why I look like shit compared to him.

I mean, 15 years. He's young. He's 26. 26. Just a guy who, boy, he's like a gun enthusiast. There's nothing wrong with that. Nice guy, too. Yeah.

Could you imagine being a nice guy? I can't even imagine that part back in my life. Oh, no, you know what I mean? I'm nice till I'm not. I mean, that's how it goes. All right, let's talk to Jesu and then we got to go. There's been a long shot. Oh Jesu, it's still here. Jesu, it's been three hours. There's been a long shot. Oh, Jesu, it's still here.

No, it's been three hours. I know, Jesu. Where's our show going? Jesus Christ. Jesu, what else do you have? And do you want to call in next week and go over some of this, some more? It's been a long, long show.

Maybe more stuff will have come to light. Yeah, he's not there. No, okay. All right, maybe we just, maybe we just end it here. I got to have another beer. Yeah, I got to take a piss. All right, bye everybody. This has been Dick end it here. I gotta have another beer. Yeah, I gotta take a piss. All right, bye everybody. This has been Dick Show, Patreon.com.

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Remember when Chris the Kiwi was calling the loser? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's drinking at work and all these allegations. Ha, ha, ha. They're starting the show again if I buy Chris an iPhone. Which I'll do, which I have to do. Right. Okay, well, next week.

Bye guys. See ya, thanks. week. Bye guys. See ya. Thanks.