The Dick Show - Episode 317 - Dick on the Homophobic Telescope

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

Nihilism in advertising, a homophobic telescope, swatting fallout, sexist hate starts with men, more fentanyl freakouts, the hand sanitizer cop, the FBI releases an app to prey on children, and how to leave your family; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

This sucks. Yeah, Sherry's doing a bunch of fraud probably. Wouldn't, wouldn't we all? Well, here's what I, I'm dad's in politics. Yeah, I'm doing a little fraud, fuck it. Everybody's doing it. Gotta stay, it's family business, the crime business. Family business.

You know, I mean, that's not really a joke, unfortunately. There are two things that I mean, that's not really a joke, unfortunately. There are two things that I think, there are two things to me that you can say are inherently corrupt that it's built into the system. Yeah. The system is one of them. Yes, well politics and boxing. I don't think you need to really go any further.

It's like, yeah, they're never have predicted boxing. It would be the follow up to that because it is built into the system. What about the Tony's? Those are very corrupt too. Political maybe. Yeah. Why boxing specifically? Well, because of the way that the promoter's control everything and make the matchups and

pick the states and get the sanctioning fees. And then they say, Hey, we're going to bring a huge fucking boom to your, you know, to here. So this is our, this is our golden goose. So he's going to get a decision. There's no, you know, the old saying is, you know, to beat the champion, you have, you know, without knocking them out, you've got to win every round. And then hope for a split decision. Yeah. I got it. And it's it. Golden goose, you know, without knocking him out, you've got to win every round and then hope for a split decision. Yeah. I got it. Yeah. Go on, goose. You know, Canelo has gotten some incredibly question. No, Paul decisions because he's the face of boxing at the moment. But, um, you could probably do a boxing podcast. I really like boxing, but no, I'm no expert at like, you know, I don't know every division inside the name of the podcast. I'm no expert. Right. Right.

I like boxing, but I'm no expert. They're appealed to like the average retard. I do like boxing, but you have to be prepared to really get fucked where you're like, and it's funny because like the very merchant saying that he got there. Well, the fans know who, the fans know who wins. Like whether or not somebody holds a title,

and there's 50,000 fucking titles. Yeah. There's the junior, there's the super like in every division now, instead of the original, you know, eight divisions or whatever there was. There's a they have like for people who have held the belt a long time, one of the one of the body, one of the the federations or whatever you want to call it, has like a super champion.

Oh, really? Yeah, it's crazy how many fucking belts there are. And then of course, Yeah, hard it is just for two guys to get in a fight. Yeah. Well, they're the only ones who have to go through all this stuff. They have to fuck up.

Like it's the most safe fight, giant boxing gloves on. Yeah. Anyone who tries to do it without training their whole lives is going to get winded in about a minute and a half. Yeah. But you still have to go through all this bullshit. Meanwhile, you go to a bar on St. Patrick's Day and fight pretty much anyone you want, right, with a bottle, glassing around. But if you say you want two sober guys, you're not worried about how the purses split and It's like that you that you almost never see the fights that you want to see because The promoter wants to represent both

So they don't go across the street a lot of the time. So it's like yeah, so Bob Arams guys fight each other Herds guys fight each other. Wow. You really do know a lot about this because it drives me crazy All right about this because it drives me crazy all right let's start on that I was boxing you watch I mean whenever I can whenever there's a very interesting fight on yeah Oh! Oh! Welcome to Nick. You wanna get into, get love Nick, you got into the show where it's the time that's gonna be a live room out in Bucket even

in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host. Take matches in AKA the $20 million man, joining me is always as world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, do I get any retarded? I just cannot remember. Something's wrong with my mouth.

You know, I had that surgery on my skull to move my skull and I could never talk the same way again. Really? So fucking annoying. Every, every, every S sound, like I got that, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, future man, you know, that same thing. Scene. Trash me crazy. I haven't noticed it. I, that goes in my head.

Does it? Like, ah, why did you do that? I don't know how women have all this plastic surgery. I had that one procedure that I call it. But that's that one butchery. What are you, 80? I'm going in for a procedure tomorrow. Oh my God.

It's an operation that you call a slight procedure. It's just like always numb on my face. It drives me crazy. Well that's a little more than plastic surgery. Yeah, you'd like to say that. They give you a bunch of reasons why you have to say in any time you're fucking with bones, I guess. I mean, I look like a monster before that.

I look like a pit bull. A, this. A, I don't know. You look subtly different. Thanks. I don't think that in a way that you didn't imply. What? That it's better.

You just said different. Just subtly, it's subtly different. It's not night and day or anything. Yeah, well, I don't know if it was worth it. I'm really, yeah, the swatting drama, we didn't, no new developments on that. That's what I was late to. I was late today.

I wanted to make sure the cops had time to clear out in case we, maybe the whoever did it last week will figure out how time zones work for this week. Oh, yeah. And the cops are currently on their way. I had my citizen app lined up. Some idiot Boomer thought that I think that he thinks that I did the prank because I went on citizen and I said, this is swatting, don't worry about it.

It's a prank. Yeah. He goes, well, I didn't think the prank was funny. I'm like, well, me fucking either, man. I definitely didn't think it was as funny as it could have been. Yeah. He goes, well, let's just say that I didn't appreciate your prank. I didn't appreciate the kids getting upset

and there's parents with newborns in the neighborhood and they didn't appreciate the prank. Is I'm like, okay, first of all, what do you think it was? It's not my fucking prank. That's what I was just gonna say. What the fuck do you think's happening here? That I'm doing this for fun.

Yeah. And then going on here and confessing, yeah, I swatted myself That's how the fucking praise that how pranks worked to you. Oh, I I pranked myself at work I put a big whoopee cushion on my chair at a meeting and let out a big fart It was fucking it was so embarrassing for me right my prank right Secondly, he's at a bucket of water up over the door and walked through it. I pulled my own pants down. Yeah.

I walked right into work. I pulled my, I picked up all the boy scouts for the troop this week and pulled my fucking pants down to my bear ass. My we made one of them slap my weener. Ha ha, gotcha. Yeah. What a hilarious prank. Hell areas.

That's how pranks work. Uh, yeah. None that I've ever pulled. Well, if that's, secondly, I'm not a big fan of newborns in the neighborhood Yeah, okay, if you're listing off people that I'm that I've inconvenienced the very bottom of the list It's babies. Oh, you really gotta go out. You really upset the babies in the neighborhood They upset everybody else setting everybody else. Yeah neighborhood. They upset everybody else. They upset pets too. The government strategy killed them. That's how much that's how annoying babies are. Anyway, I got some of the audio. I was thinking about listening to the audio like playing it on a live stream

because it's hours. The audio helicopter chatter, they've got a stand up shade structure in the back. We're keeping an eye on that. You got police audio? Yeah, follow that. I don't know. A's girl got it. They give it to you? I don't know.

If you need just got it. It's all public, I guess. I'm the radio. If you need to hire a lawyer or something or. Yeah, I don't know. Weird. Is that weird? No, I mean,

police scanners, they're public, so then somebody captures all the police scanner data. I mean, where'd it come from? It's an internet. You always did it. What? I don't know, you think I asked follow-up questions?

I don't know. I'm saying never three hours, getting the whole story of how this came to pass. I don't know. I do say that's great. I mean, did it come from the cops? Yeah, sure. There it's hockin'.

Well, I guess, yeah. I don't know. I wonder if they'd have to give you that stuff because obviously, like, obviously, it wasn't what the call said that it was. Yeah. I have no idea where, like, you know, that comes from. If you're dead inside, Sean, go outside.

If you're dead inside, go outside. Go outside. That's the new messaging from the US Forest Service on the US Fish and Game. I kind of like that. I love it. I kind of like that. Look at this.

You should fucking go. Look at this. If you're dead inside, this is the official US Fish and Wildlife account. I love dead inside. Go outside. This is on the picture. This is the slogan, if you're dead inside, go outside.

This is a new wave of nihilistic marketing and I love it. I do too. You wanna kill yourself? I honestly fucking do it in. It's beautiful. Look, everything's fucked. Like everything's fucked. So it's like, what?

When not these trees, your life is fucked. It's like a US fish and wildlife. You're practically homeless. Why not just about, why not go camping for a week, try out homelessness? Why lie? Why lie? Why lie?

If you're dead inside, go outside. Whether you're taking a walk in a park or hiking in the wilderness, I would take hot in nature. I would take off the mental health and cognition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was really amazing for your mental health. Well, it is.

I mean, you're like, you're like, you're like, a flirting with another guy at work and says it's no big deal. You're making no fucking money and it's being eroded. Oh, you think your income's being eroded.

Check out the erosion in our national parks. You think taking a fucking stroll. How much can a flexor's gonna fix all this? Walking from office to office with a semi-automatic pistol. Bop, that's the only thing that's gonna fix your fucking mental. The mental health meme, I'm so annoyed, that the mental health meme has like,

has latched onto the 2020 psyche like a fucking blood tick, like a deer tick. It's in there and there's no, you can say mental health to somebody, and you might as well be talking about God. Because nobody's talking about the same two mental health things, right? They're like, I can't believe all this mental, we're in a mental health crisis.

What do you mean by that? What exactly do you mean? Well, you know, this general feeling of mental health is a broad subject. It could mean anything. Well, it's anything. But there's a lot of commonalities. What? People feeling like... The past? It could mean anything. Well, it's anything. But there's a lot of commonalities. What?

People feeling less? Yes. The pressure, anxiety, all of that stuff that are, unfortunately, that our little universe here doesn't allow us to really escape from. Yeah, but you know, it's amazing though, it can be fixed by so many different things. You have mental health? You get sex change. You gotta get you on some hormone blockers. Well, you have mental health, you get sex change.

You gotta get you on some hormone blockers. Well, I think the way I think the, Hey, I think a lot of the studies are showing that that's, it doesn't go well a lot of the time. Yeah, that's a lot of kids are like, You know, I regret that. Cause guess what, you don't say. Because you're, you're still you.

You know, I regret getting the fucking face thing. Kinda, I mean, I can imagine that getting my weiner chopped off would be a different kind of regret. I mean, that'll always still be there though, because my fucking sucks. Yeah, there are some, well, it's- I have no cure for life.

It's one death. It's one way of, it's one way of kind of trying to run away from yourself, you know. And I believe that everything is, I believe that certain people, certain people go, I finally feel like me, but I believe that everything is I believe that certain people certain people go I finally feel like me But I think for every one of them. I think there's a lot that are like It's not ever still miserable. I'm still miserable. Wow, miserable as a chick too. Oh fuck now I can't park I got all the same problems, but I can't park my car. That's funny, right? Yeah, that's funny

It's never nothing is ever gonna work 100%. I don't care what it is. It's never gonna work a fucking 100% somewhere between negative 100% and 100% and 100% but never those two. There's whatever the, I have a mental health problem. I know what we need to do. We gotta take away all your guns.

I got the solution for mental health. Take away their guns. Well, but that doesn't, nobody's serious, I mean, guns and gun violence and stuff can be, or can just be a manifestation like it's, you know, it only take billions of dollars to, you know, fix the foster system, fix, I mean, all kinds of stuff, you know,

but nobody cares about, they should call it the rape system. Nobody really cares about kids. Oh, nobody cares about, they should call it the rape system. Nobody really cares about kids. Oh, nobody cares about mental health. Nobody cares, the fucking to wit, the National Forest Service is using your depression as an excuse to go to their fucking parks, which they didn't even make. It's just a fence that's illegal to bring dogs

and guns into. Hey, having some mental health issues. You feel dead inside? I don't know, man. Come on out to our national park. We didn't do that. I'm just going out there. I like going out there, you know,

I haven't camped in a long time, but just going to like a lake or something. You wanna go camping with me in a couple of weeks? Uh, we'll see. Like, Kern. Are you gonna Kern? Don't you feel dead inside? I feel like I'll be dead if I go in that heat.

Kern? Kern is even hotter. Kern's even hotter. They got a river though. They've got a river that goes in it. You do. You do any tubes, throw a rope. I do some real shitty engineering.

Yeah. Put a rope all the way across it. But I better turn the current river. That's fucking, oh God, the last time I was there, it was like about 105 and I've never been so hung over in my life. Oh, it's been years, but brutal. I went on a fucking brutal.

I went out to a garden with a girl one time and she got so, she got so drunk and I didn't get drunk at all. Yeah. It was like a fucking disaster. Oh my god, you put your shoes everywhere. That was the end of the relationship. You gotta put yourself together.

Running into the river, like in the middle of the night. Left or in the river? I should have. Should have just packed up and left. You know what I, the swatting though, there's this silver lining to all the silver. There it is. Yeah.

Most of the neighbors are looking at me like, some of them are like, it's like I got to, do you have to worry about this guy? I mean, or some of the teams gonna show up regularly? It's weird how got to, do you have to worry about this guy? I mean, or some of the team's gonna show up regularly. It's weird how people are. Yeah. I don't know. I never predict them.

Uh, like, oh, yeah, some are angry. Like, that guy said, is it? Why don't get your prank? What do you get? Explain to me things that you get. And I'll try to, your prank. No, it was somebody else pulling a prank. Somebody else is prank.

Right. You're all I just upset. One of my neighbors is short dude, short older guy, gay guy. Oh, has he been over here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I know him. He's cool.

We gotta get youself again. Feel like, yeah, I got plenty of guys. I got plenty of guys. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, me too. Does he? Really? I keep it loaded. Yeah. Yeah. And he goes, oh yeah, me too. Does he? Or really? I keep it loaded.

Yeah. Anyone, I certainly mean I'm, uh, anyone comes into my house, unwanted, I'm laying them out. I was taking them down. That's hilarious. And he's talking about this. Yeah. People are walking their dogs like, oh yeah, I'm laying them out.

Put them down. The guy with a, he's got a Corvette, right? Yeah. Oh, I know. Yeah, he's great. About five, lower end of the five, two, maybe five feet tall. Yeah. Yeah, I certainly mean he is great. He's about five lower end of the five feet tall. Yeah, I sort of mean that being home. No shit comes into my house.

I'll put him down. No question about it. All right, man, well, he's good to know. Yeah, he's good to know who the shooters in the neighborhood are. Well, knock it in here. Right. That's funny. That's funny.

I never expected it because this is like a we believe neighborhood. You know, those signs. No, we believe that a we believe neighborhood. You know those signs. No, we believe that like we believe in the one true God, George Floyd, St. Apostle, a fentanyl. You never seen that. That's a wordy sign. It's a big sign. I'll say and science.

We also believe in exactly when it comes to crime statistics provided by the FBI. What's a point size on that type? It gets lower. It's like a reading. It's like a I share a hero that says like read the back. Yeah. Turn around. You got to go through the whole neighborhood. Yeah. Starts at the beginning is like a Bermish shave campaign. Start at the beginning and then when you get to the end, it's like a little dictionary telling you about it. Right. Something. And then the asterisks come and someone bangs you

from behind a little bent over cheese reading it. Oh, Oh, Lord, I'm watching my parents' dog all week. Yeah. Did I mention that? Yeah, she was here on their cuppetog. She was here on their cuppetog. It's up at like 5.30. Earlier than Maddie does. I always forget.

Well, we watch our dog for a week. We watch our dog for a couple days. We're going out of town. Oh, hey, by the way, we're going out to town for a week. There you go. Not a couple days. So that should be no problem, right?

Yeah, sure, I guess not, no problem. This fucking dog and it's fucking owners are awake at 5.30 every day. This is my summer. Because your parents are like that. When you get in your like 60s and 70s, yeah, that's what like they, you actually, I believe everybody sleeps less when they get away. Really? I think so. I think that's, I believe everybody sleeps less when they get away. Really? I think so.

I think that's, I don't know. Because they're annoying. Because they're trying to get the, you know, you got to change the clocks on these fucking people. I don't know. But, people get up really fucking early when they get old. This is madness. Yeah.

You're waking up at dawn. So the dog is used to this. Yeah. And they have a, here's what makes me rigid. They have a ceiling fan at their house that sounds like a cement mixer. Yeah. Like if you turn in their houses hotter than hell. Yeah. Because no one's parents have the air conditioning that works or at least not. Well, they don't use it. They don't use it. Yeah. Right. So it's like except my mom. She does. You know I hate being hot. You could fucking hang meat in any house

She lives in it's I mean I have honestly seen it I've seen it like low 60s in her house Yeah, yeah, or even I'm like Jesus Christ. This is fucking freezing. Did she write the book on man pleasing? I don't sort of temperature. I don't know, but I think that's where I get my, I mean, you know, my mom's side are all super white and made for cold weather, made for the highlands of Scotland people, I think, you know, I mean,

like it's not, you know, that's side, I must have that. I'm not built for the heat. I can't fucking stand it. It gets over 80 degrees here. I start complaining. Just 80, I mean, if people are like, oh, 90, 100, it's like, no, 80, 80. I don't want it above 80 ever.

Well, their air doesn't work. I don't know why. You know, if they just have a house with the air, it doesn't work and everyone's like, oh, I guess it doesn't work. So we turn the fan on and what we're saying there. And it goes, aw, yaw, yaw, like the worst fan.

I don't know why, like the fan people, well, because I put fans in this house when they're advertising, did I go? Let me see if I went online. When they're advertising their fans, they have a bunch of bullshit, but never like how loud, like this fan is not, it's not gonna make any noise.

I don't know why they can't figure out the fan technology to make it silent. Yeah. But you're pretty much rolling the dice, no matter what you get of the risk of the, ay, ay, ay, ay, so they can hardly see your fan is like, you guys are fucked, your fan is fucked. See what do you mean?

Turn it on. Ay, ay, there you go. I what do you mean? Turn it on. A-a-a-a. There you go. I'm like, I don't hear it. Oh God. Yeah. Well. It's not guys.

They're so used to it or death. This is not acceptable. Yeah. Usually you gotta put the TV on when you're like, oh, come on, come on. Okay, I gotta get out of here. Yeah. Immediate.

I gotta go back to my bug house. Bugs in the house? Not anymore. Oh, they're all taking care of. Here is a, here is more, more fuel for your mental health. This is one of the most depressing images I've ever seen. Oh, wait, this is, here's the headline, homophobic telescope reveals high res images of deep.

Did you know that homophobic telescope, that is like a great album title. Yeah. Like, it's a not too moron because you think a telescope, like, well, that's kind of like a phallic going in your butt thing, but it's homophobic. That's a, what the fuck is into? It's a great fucking asshole magazine for gay people, I guess. It does kind of have a, sort of has a rainbow. Yeah, it's definitely like those two words I would have, I would have bet money that the

rest of my life, I would never see those two words next to each other. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, hell, the homophobic telescope, the James Webb's space telescope, I almost don't want to know anymore news unless it's through a filter of insanity. That's, well, it's the only thing that can make you laugh. Yeah, it's the, what it comes to.

James Webb telescope goes online, takes pictures of early, of the early universe like nah, boring, but when I see homophobic telescope, like thou you're talking. What's this about a homophobic telescope? NASA has shared the James Webb space telescopes first high resolution images of deep space, including some galaxies pictured 13 billion years ago,

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All right, so you figure this life, 200, well, yeah, by definition. Go to the forest. Yes. Ha, ha, ha. So there's what? Yeah, by definition, go to the forest. Yes. So there's what? Thousands, 10,000 of these guys, each of these galaxies, each with 60, each with a 200 billion planet solar systems, each with 60, each with one, maybe I don't know, a third of a

life planet, each one of those probably got billions of other assholes, just like a lot of assholes out there. That's quintillions of people who are totally insufferable. You look at this and it is one of the most depressing images I have ever just imagined. They re-tardation, thising and totally overrun and overwhelmed in this photograph by absolute morons and creatins and episodes. We should never explore any of this.

And obnoxious, obnoxious this. They might be worse. Bored, boring people who don't understand any jokes, teaming with it, even if we went totally extinct, destruction of the entire earth is nothing compared to how many fucking stupid people are out there in the hall. How many of all of these galaxies you're still a virgin? That's all I'm saying. Look at it.

Thanks. That's just how much stupid. Yeah, thanks a saying. Look at it. Thanks for that. I just want to show you the web. Yeah, thanks a lot. Thanks a lot, buddy. Thanks for that. It's funny. Let me see the homophobic one. I don't really care why he was homophobic.

I'm sure he's straightened himself out before death. Here's, here's for you.'s straight himself out before death. Here's for you. Straighten them self out. Here's one for you. This is an ad in London, the London Underground station yesterday. She's not the one sending death threats. It says, this is just a giant ad in a subway.

She's not the one sending death threats. Sexist hate, it says starts with men. So the chicken and the egg problem they just said, well, the chickens first. Well, this is obviously, like this is really going to out chickens. This is really going to open up discourse. And who's the guy over on the right?

I don't fuck some asshole. I can't tell what he was up for this. I thought he was in a fucking priest costume. There's a... He's in a coach, like a footballer, a soccer coach. Yeah, I can't really see it. And then you got these two dumb rods on the left also in soccer clothes. Like sending death threats. She's not the one sending death threats. What are you fucking kidding me? Women have women have sent some of the most obscene

Manipulative shit ever like I'm gonna take the kids you're never gonna see your fucking kids again I'm gonna fuck your best friend and fucking ruin your whole. She's not the one sending death threats. Well, it's like, what? If you want a worse thing. That's what I mean. It's not everything has to be a death threat. Death threat doesn't mean that the person's gonna die, but you can both, she's just as capable of ruining a guy's life as he is of hers. Even more so.

Like death threat is like the wrong thing to focus on. It's a very funny thing to focus on. It's ruining life. Sex is hate starts with men and can end with them. All men can be part of the solution if they call out hate when they see it. Search e, hope, United to find out. This is how, you know, once again, just like,

not doing something, not really doing anything. Yeah. Where's the call? Hate. Well, like, okay, so then what? Tackling sex is hate. Then what? Not her problem.

Because not her problem. Who, um, partnership for the, I don't know, partnership of the home nation. Like, you always, like, well, you always search these people and it's always like it's a feminist group or it's a, or it's a right wing think tank or it's a left wing, what a, you know what I mean? Like they're always backed, they're always backed by some group within agenda. We can see this kind of stuff.

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I got it. It does look like a London underground on it. I see the I see the circle with the blue thing on it on that camera always lie lying the best policy women can cry women cry on command they're faking it to manipulating this system Oh, anyway. Here's something else I got. Oh, God, Vito had a great meltdown on Biggest Problem this week. He did? Yeah, there's this guy called Eric July

who funded a comic, like a comic book, all these, so it used to be in my day, a matter of the women day, like you'd write a book with a salacious title and it didn't really matter. Like it didn't really matter what the content was. It's fine, you know, it's a book.

But the statement was the title of the book. Yeah. So alphabet of manliness, meant by the women Tucker Maxx book. Now it's comics. So now it's about crowdfunding comics. Yeah, like you throw a comic book out there and you say we're taking down the, I'm raising

money to take down the system of SJWs and the, we've had some comic creators on the show before, haven't we? Yeah. Yeah. People love it. People love it. I'm saying it's like, but that's what they're like buying. Yeah.

That's what feeling they're chasing after. Yeah. Yeah. Vito had a big problem with it. Because the guy's like a giant black, a famous black libertarian. Yeah. So Vito is, Vito is who's doing his own comic,

a crowdfunding, his own comic. Oh, is he? Yeah. Some people are saying he's a little bit jealous of the guys, of the gentleman's success. He raised $2 million for his comic. Wow. Wow. About a black Christian superhero.

Wow. Yeah. I was going to try to have him call him in, but that being. Yeah. $2 million. It was like 40 minutes of Vito and Tony are doing about it on the biggest problem this week. Oh, wow. Pretty funny. That'd be how I would check that out. Let's see. Eco activists glued themselves to the race track of the tour to France. Fantastic. Anything that disrupts a fucking bicycle race or a route for it. Oh, no, the fucking the eco people, 100%. Oh, yeah, 100%. Okay. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. If they're going to gonna super glue themselves a shit. I'm into it. Yeah. I just I mean it hurts. Yeah They're fucking up the bicycle race

There we go Are they glued themselves to the racetrack here and set off a bunch of smoke bombs? So great Yeah, they they glued themselves to the art too. I'm kind of on their side for it. I get a fuck that art. Who cares? You know what? It's dumb. Superglue's funny too. Superglue funny. You involved superglue. That's funny. I know what's going to hurt. It's not like when you guys do handcuffs and lock yourself like like when they lock themselves around trees, that's just inconveniencing the bulldozer guy.

Yes. That's like a developer is trying to put some apartments in there. Bulldozer guys trying to do his job and go home. You're fucking with ordinary people. If you're gluing yourself to like the last supper in the Mona Lisa, I don't care about that. Yeah. I can just look at that online. I don't need to go to the mute. I don't need to go pay that voluntary donation to every museum like, yeah, right. Right. Go sit around there and,

wow, cool. What a cool painting, whatever. Definitely the bicycle race I don't care about. Yeah, that's why I'm by fully support this. Yeah. Okay, well, good luck to them. Here's the eco people getting their hands ripped off the ground. I'd say watch this. So they glued themselves to the road. That's this is yeah. They just learned about super glue, I guess. Wow.

They all glued their hands to the road. Yeah. Probably not what I would glue to the road. If I was gonna glue myself to something, I'd use my butt. Yeah. Or like my leg or something. Right.

Something that you don't have to use for everything, every second of every day. Yeah, something that doesn't have 10% of the nerves of my body. Yeah. Something that wasn't evolved to feel everything. Yeah, tiny little capillaries, all the little nerve endings. Yeah.

Cause the point is that you're super gluing yourself on, right? Right. Your butt, maybe your arms, you could relax. Oh, man. But they chose their hands, which is fine. Here is this dude. This is a real win-win for me. I know.

I know, that's why it's so great. They fucked up the bike race and then, they're fucked up the bike race. They're fucking up R and they're gonna lose, they're gonna lose their epidermis. Okay, here's this guy doing the greatest soccer meltdown that you've ever seen as he gets his hand ripped off. Yeah, it's a girl.

Or is that a girl? Oh, is this a girl? Maybe it's a girl. I don't know. Here's one of them about to get her hand. Oh, we're going to look at this gorilla warfare. Yeah. Yeah.

With big orange. Did they put the vest on that? That high viz. Oh, the people, the cops are whoever must have. No, no, because their hands are glued down. And the vests are already on. Oh, yeah. Well, so they don't get hit by thoughts.

They're wearing camo pants. I guess they do have to. Yeah. Camo pants and high viz v by thoughts. They're wearing camo pants. I guess they do have to Camo pants and high viz viz. Okay, I'm blocked up fucking nail deckly Nice you pepper spray him Yeah, you're assaulting me. You're screaming. Ah Now everybody else is like hey fuck can I can I I was back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause he's not screaming right, like, yeah. He's screaming like Schwarzenegger and Total Rico.

No! I like it. I hope they glued their dicks to something. Yeah. Another dick. Yeah. Like a bunch of the eco guys, maybe they could stick their dicks through a hole and glue their

dicks on to each other like that. Right. I don't know. And whoever rips off the other ones, fucking skin like gets their wish true. You know, it's like a wishbone. Yeah. Who's ever dick rips off loses. Right.

What a bunch of assholes. How do you even care? How do you grow up and you're that age and you care about the fucking environment of What are bunch of assholes? How do you even care? How do you grow up and you're that age and you care about the fucking environment of all things? Well, what's your fucking problem? I don't know, doing it in that way. Fran, you think the worst problem that France has

is the environment? Yeah, okay, buddy. Here's a fun little fentanyl freak out. Oh boy. This is Remember how the cops are always like freaking out over fentanyl. Yeah Yeah, here's see Vito's all he's being such a hater about Eric July's campaign He just put something in somebody tweeted Eric July and some to call in right now, please Is that him that's Eric July the black guy call in right now, please. Is that him? That's Eric July, the black guy that raised two million bucks.

Two million bucks. Isn't that crazy? I mean, he's got a presence, you know, before, I mean, people must know who he is. Yeah, he's already famous. Yeah, yeah. I took a, he's talking about creating his ripover vs logo. It's a hat with lighting bolts. Yeah.

Vito's hating on it. I took a stolen vector up a hat and added lighting bolts to it. Oh yeah, okay. Here's the fentanyl freak out. This is... I thought I was dying. A woman hospitalized after picking up a $1 bill in Nashville. Oh my God, look at her shot. She picked up a $1 bill. She thought she was dying. Renee Parsons said she picked up a dollar bill off the ground in McDonald's and soon passed out. She looked like she was dying. She certainly was unconscious and very pale. Her husband Justin told news to, it was only a matter of minutes

after picking up the dollar bill that Renee Parsons felt as though she couldn't breathe, like George Floyd. Remember, and her body began to feel numb. I couldn't even breathe. It's almost like a burning sensation, if you will, that starts here at your shoulders.

And then it just goes down because it's almost like it's numbing your entire body. Parsons complained. Justin Parsons said his wife's speech began to slur and she went unconscious. While he drove to the closest hospital, I grabbed my husband's arm with the same hand that I had the money in and said, Justin, please help me. It won't stop. It's getting worse.

She picked up a fucking dollar off the ground by the way. That's the impetus, that's the start of this. I was waiting to see how long it would take you to go back to that. Soon after her husband felt side effect as well, oh no. Mm-hmm. My lips started going numb and my arm broke out in a rash, like army of darkness. Oh no, she's grabbing me.

Right. My arm's going bad. I gotta get to the hospital with my good arm. His symptoms lasted for about an hour. While Renee's lasted for about four, before she was released on an accidental overdose. There's all totally and a hundred percent fake. All of the cops saying shit about how fentanyl

you can just breathe it in is all 100% fake and impossible. Stop repeating this shit. Stop giving people any benefit of the and impossible. Stop repeating this shit. Stop giving people any benefit of the doubt when they talk about this shit. It's a fucking lie. I've read different things about that shit. I do know what, about how easy it is to inhale or touch

or whatever, like, I've seen, yeah, it's not as cut and dry it is like. You know what I'll get some fend about 3 PM. We give a shot. We can play around with it like mercury like a lot of drug dealers Downtown and stuff are giving out Narcan with their stuff because they don't want fucking Nobody does it's so it is so easy to plus their take plus it's in it's in a ton of coke and it's in heroin

They're putting it in fucking everything. I just want people to know because it could have been a child said Renee. A day later, she's counting her blessings. All fake, all totally fake. Narcan training. Yeah, I know it's a big thing. I've been looking at this a lot. It's really fucking wild what's going on like downtown because fentanyl is the thing.

And people, people are dropping dead like fucking crazy down there. Because of doing fentanyl. Yes. Not because of picking up dollar bills. Right. Off the ground. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Let me try to find the actual thing here. She posted about it on Facebook. But there's a lot of people don't know that it's in Coke and heroin and it's getting put in a ton of shit. No, we know. It's just such a pain in the ass to do the test. Sinc my whatever.

Let's just get this party started. Fuck it. I'll know. I'll know if it's in there. Don't know what I meant. You do it first. She interviews with people who've overdosed six, seven times. That's fine.

Renee, here's her post on Facebook. This happened on Sunday, whatever. Do not pick up anything off the ground. John, don't pick up anything off the ground because it could be whittled with fentanyl. Yeah, where was she? I would not typically share a personal story like this on Facebook,

but I'm still in disbelief that it happened to me. Driving through Nashville, we needed to make a quick stop at the bathroom. We stopped at McDonald's and while I stand with my three-month-old baby and wait for my husband so I could go to the bathroom, I see a dollar bill on the ground. Thinking absolutely nothing of it, I picked it up.

Holding it in my hand, I look around and contemplate giving it to the little girl I saw. Right then, my husband comes out of the bathroom and I throw the dollar bill in my pocket. Hand him the baby, run to the bathroom. I wash my hands and I don't dry them all the way. I go out to meet them and start to walk to the car a minute or so later.

Meanwhile, I did grab the dollar out of my pocket and held it and then put it in my car door. As I did, I told my husband how lucky I was to find a random dollar. Oh, so no symptoms up until now. No symptoms until I tell my idiot husband who watches too much cops, then I grabbed a wipe to wipe my hands

because I remembered him telling me not to pick up money off the ground as people have been putting it in fentanyl. Oh God. Oh shit, is that what? As he began to somewhat lecture me, fake. Hit me like a ton of bricks. Oh God, oh you're right honey, you're right,

I'm fucking dying. People have been putting it in a hospital. People have been in the hospital. People have been putting it in what a, yeah, boy, that's a very precise state. It is a fucking retarded. Yeah, as you begin to lecture me, I felt as though I started my shoulders and the feeling was going quickly down my body.

I said, Justin, please help me. I'm not kidding, I feel really funny. I grab his arm, not thinking. And then my body went completely down. What do you know? It was fentanyll as far as they know So these people are real people keep in mind. Yeah, well universe Imagine how many fucking people there are floating around dodging space bucks, but my husband's fentanyl on them

My husband told me quintillions not to pick up money because people have been putting it in fentanyl That's the reason, like specifically. Yeah, there's a big money fentanyl problem going on over here. That's how many drives at a hundred miles an hour at the hospital. All of them get... And now they're telling this story of the rest of their lives. Well, and now, and yeah, but now he has the card, you know, to pull whenever he wants. What did I tell you?

Oh, yeah. What did you do? What did I tell you? Oh, yeah. What did you do? What did I tell you, you dumb bitch? Yeah, I didn't. No, maybe he's a genius. It's pretty suspect. You're right. Okay, here's the, uh, Evaldi.

Handstandard, did you see that 400 officers were at the Evaldi school? Um, well, kids were getting shot. 400? Yeah, 400. That just came out today. Hold on, let me find it for you. Boy, they really couldn't look worse

in this whole thing, could they? I don't know. I mean, I support, I support self-preservation. It's a, yeah, it's a, I, uh, it'll own embarrassing for them. Yeah, a little bit. Don't live through it. A little bit. This is 400. Who of all these Texas report, findings revealed nearly 400 officers were at the Evolve element. There was more cops there than there were kids. Here's one of them. You see this guy doing hand sanitizer? What?

Kids are getting shot. It says in the video, if you watch it, like kids are getting their screams or edited out because they're getting shot and down the hall with all these other cops. This motherfucker is putting hand sanitizer on. Like I want this to be fake so bad. Why? Because it's like, you're just like, it's even worse than you think. It's even worse than you think.

You need to get on this level. Yeah. Everybody needs to get on this level. This is what they are hand sanitizers. This is what you pay them to do. Why is he up? What is that fucking checkered shirt he's wearing under his, was he like at a,

was he at like a family reunion and then they're like, hey, hey bud, we need you. We need you. Yeah, I got, I got turkey grease all over my fingers. Let me get some hand sanitizer. I don't want to, hey, is anybody in a slip of my gun? Some cigarettes.

I'm gonna go, I could just run to the store right now. I've been here guys wanna pack this. I noticed you guys are smoking out here. You wanna pack, oh yeah, yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it. Sure. I want you guys to be nice and loose

for the kids to protect the kids when the shooting starts. They circled the hand sanitizer. So you know, she know what it was. Yeah. Yeah. Good. This gentleman is a hero. Hunter Biden super, super casual. Yeah. Uh, my God. People are being so mean to him. This fucking world. What were you guys doing at home? You weren't even doing hand sanitizer. At least he was keeping the kids safe from COVID. I guess. Yeah. I mean, I'll, but they got fucking lead poisoning.

Lead poisoning is not contagious though. Wait, I had another, I had something with kids. That's pretty funny. Let's see here. Nuclear power, Jordan Peterson's being an asshole. God, that... Another... I've talked about this before, but there's another guy who got famous later in life. It never fucking works out for them.

Oh, why? They always just turn into fucking assholes because, yeah, like really fucking pompous assholes because, yeah, by that time they're like, yeah, I've been around. So I've learned a lot of shit. Now I can, now I'm really, really right with everything I say. And people want to hear what I have to say. So I'll just fucking talking. It's like a snowball between Tyson and Nye and Peterson and some other ones who got kind of really well known in their 40s, 50s, 60s. That's a hell of a asshole horseman apocalypse that you put together there. I know. I know. I know. I know. Neil the grass Tyson. Just insufferable. Yeah.

You see all those galaxies? Every one of them has Neil deGrasse Tyson on it. Yeah. Every one of those galaxies, 60 billion Neil deGrasse Tyson's. That's what hell looks like. It's a, that is a portrait of hell. Here's, here's Jordan Peterson talking about Muslims for some reason.

He's really gone off the comedy deep end. Just his whole mannerisms. It's so, there's so much smugness and arrogance. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like it emboldens midwits into being more arrogant. Yes, I hate. That's the worst thing.

That's a good midwit. And emboldening Elon Musk does this too. Like Elon Musk is gonna turn into a supervillain I think he's gonna turn into a supervillain. He's starting to look like a supervillain. And his dad's a fucking like child predator. Is he? Oh god, I don't know anything about his family. He's dead.

But so apparently Elon wants to look like a DC supervillain. Yeah. Like he's called Joey. Yeah. The plastic surgery aging isn't keeping up to the normal age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so Elon Musk, you know, he knocked up his, his secretary or one of his executive people a couple of years ago and just came out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And his response to that is saying like, yeah, well, I think population decline is a big problem, saving the planet. Yeah. Who are you fucking to save the planet? Joe, I guess, I mean him. Yeah. I don't think he's joking, really?

Because he's knocks up anything and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I don't think he's joking, really? Because he's not sub anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he can joke like that. I don't know, I've seen him make jokes, but they're like autism jokes. Yeah. Like saying, like this, not like extreme stuff, anyway.

His dad just had a kid with his stepdaughter, who he's known since he was four just had a kid with his stepdaughter. Who he's known since he was four with whose stepdaughter? Let me see, my dad. His dad with his dad's stepdaughter. His own stepdaughter. Errol Musk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow.

Errol Musk is dead. Had a second child with his 35 year old stepdaughter. Really did a Woody Allen there, right? I mean, he's known her since she was four. That's like textbook grooming. Oh yeah. I got hit when people say grooming and it's not, but that's fucking, dude, that's fuck.

He literally raised her. He raised a kid. I mean, you're not gonna fool me because I think they're all the same. So why did you pick, you could have picked any woman. Why did you go for that one? Why haven't kids with that one? That's very fucked up. Anyway, I forget where we started with that.

Trump's going in on him hard. Elon Musk. Yeah, sure, I'm sure he has no way to defend himself. I forget where we're talking about him. I don't know. He's annoying. Well, we're just talking about super villains and... Oh, yeah, here's the Jordan Peters and Clip. Oh, yes, yes, that's why.

Going back there. Okay. It is time for those of you in the Muslim world to stop fighting among yourselves, you Shiites and Sunnis, and also time to stop regarding the Christians and even more specifically the Jews as your enemies. What?

The who's? Because I'm, stop. I'm sure he's, I'm sure he's done decades of study over the history of these peoples and the land and all that kind of stuff. I'm sure he's not just talking out of his ass. Is he, is this like a Papa John? He's quoting somebody. I mean, it looks like he's, yeah, I don't know what context is in the

world to stop fighting among your children. He can be quoting somebody. I don't know. I mean, I hope so. I also time to start reading the Christians. And even more specifically, the Jews as your enemies. Why? Why?

Why what? Oh, wow. He could very well be on foreign pseudicals again. Muslim, cool it with the anti-Semitic marks. I don't know. Is that him or is that, is he reading? No, I mean, is he reading somebody, no, I mean, is he reading somebody as a, I mean, you look pretty serious.

Hard to tell. It sounded like a speech. Everything he says sounds like it's true. I don't know. Yeah, that's, I mean, I've just seen him put his foot in it a number of times. Yeah. You know, like, you don't, you don't have to act like you're the authority on fucking everything.

Yeah. Especially when it comes to Muslims. What's the prettiest fucking phone? No, no, so this sucks though. This guy, this guy's wife called him. This cop is a wife. You have a wife in there and call him and say, we're getting killed. I'm getting killed. So he's trying to find, this cop's trying to find his wife who's a teacher there, but he

has a punisher background on his phone. So everybody's making fun of him. It's like, no, he's, do you guys ever like just, well, that's a, there's a teacher there, but he has a punisher background on his phone. So everybody's making fun of him. It's like, no, he's, what do you guys ever like just, well, there's a, there's a perfect example of context. Yeah. The other guy, the hand sanitizer, his wife wasn't in the hand sanitizer. Right, right. Yeah, and then they took his gun away from him.

Yeah. This guy, because he had his wife and they're like, well, that could, you know, you could start, you could start behaving like a human and not a police officer. So we're gonna go ahead and demo you for the time, till your wife's dead. And we'll give you your gun back. Let me see if I have anything else.

Humorous here. Just a bunch of gun shit. Democrats coming for your guns. The FBI releases it in my child app. Do we talk about that last week? No, I don't think so. Let's see. The FBI has an app where you can put your child's pictures

of them naked in it, I think. The child ID app, the first mobile application created by the Bureau, provides a convenient place to electronically store photos and other vital information about your children so that it's literally the right at hand if you need it. What the fuck kind of invention of that? I mean, bro, don't you have them in your like your photos on your phone or like in the, why do you need that app specifically to-

Listen, whoever created this at the FBI and everyone they know needs to be arrested. your phone or like in the, why do you need that app specifically to listen? Whoever created this at the FBI and everyone they know needs to be arrested immediately. This is this is a worse thing. This is worse than their plan to assassinate Martin Luther King, junior, the FBI child ID. What would you need to store about your kid with the FBI securely? Store photos and other vital information. Information.

It's like a profile. Like it's this fucked. You can't use it. Well, sure. Idiot boomers. Well, following Mike Lindell. Other vital information. Like, I don't know.

You put their fucking like birth certificate in there. This is how they sound when they scream. You got to get them to scream like they're getting. Oh, yeah, we matched up your kid's scream with another. Meanwhile, the California gun registry just leaked all the gun registers. Everyone who ever applied for a concealed carry permit, California just leaked it. Did they? Yeah, I didn't have to accident. Yeah, that's all. California leaked it,

Planned Parenthood got hacked, lost all their data, and they're asking you to put your kids shit on their computers. Okay. Let's read some comments. Okay. Sandra says, Dutch farmer stuff.

Scaring Dick talk about the farmer's defense force, aka the Dutch farmers, was a nice surprise, but he missed the funniest parts. Oh. They blocked the supermarket logistics last week with their tractors, meaning most grocery stores, et cetera, had empty shelves. In return, the logistics employees blocked the farmers

so they couldn't leave for home. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Mexican standoff. Dutch Mexican standoff. the farmers, so they couldn't leave for home. So they couldn't leave for home. Mexican standoff. Dutch Mexican standoff. A 16 year old farmer tried to leave the tractor convoy to go to McDonald's drive-through. A panicking cop shot live rounds at him. Really?

Which is a big deal here. The Dutch police rarely ever use their firearms. Yeah. Because he thought the kid was gonna flatten him with his tractor. Got scared. The tractor moving it three and a half miles an hour. Some of them move fast. Yeah. Uh, something cool. You can go on the roads. Jeremy Clarkson got a Lamborghini tractor for his. Did you watch a show? Have you watched a show? The the farm one. Yeah.

I've seen a lot of episodes. It's just fucking hilarious with that, with that like whatever the guy, the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the country kid. Yeah, the country kid who's, you know, what is his name? Clayton? It's like Caleb or like Caleb. Is that what it is?

Yeah. God, that's a funny show. He's funny. Jeremy Clarkson is a fucking treasure. That guy is awesome. Yeah. A farmer drives his tractor into the city hall of one of the major cities.

Yeah, good for you, farmers. Never stop, fuck the government. John says, I got scammed on Tinder. Hey, Dick and Sean, feel free to use this on the show. I matched with a girl and got scammed. She wanted to fuck immediately red Red flag, I know. I mean, it's not even a, it's not a red flag. That's what it's for, right?

I mean, no. For a lot of people, tender. It's for, they won't say. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. It's for, you mean, so you're not supposed to? I mean, it's for, it's, they still, women still act normally.

They're not like, let's fuck right now. Yeah, well this one was, take me out to dinner. Yeah, well yeah, I'm not one of those girls, but it's implied kind of, well not for me, but I'm not as good looking as everyone else. She wanted a selfie and then asked me to send her gas money, $35.

So I could, ooh baby, I want to fuck you, but I can't afford gas to come here. You got to pay for gas. Yeah, dude. Why would she only want gas money if she's already asking money for money? You don't want to hire money? I just missed this as a consequence of Biden's America

and set the money. What? Oh, oh, oh, gas prices. Yeah, got it. So he thought this poor woman wanted to get dicked down, but she just couldn't afford the gas because of Biden. Yeah, this gas is so expensive.

Right. So if he just jumped in there and gave her a little something for the effort. Yeah, then he would get what he wants. He's gone his way to pound town. Yeah. I'm a fucking fool. I don't know if it was a woman hustling me, but I will blame women all the same.

That's good. That's a good policy. Somebody hustled, yeah. That's also on my PSA boards. Yeah. Trust me, it's her fault. You just have to figure out how. Yeah, trust me. It's her fault. You just have to figure out how. Yeah. And then there's a picture of like a woman carrying a bunch of bags and stuff and spilling it. And then me going like looking at the camera guy like, are you kidding me? Yeah. And then just going like, are you are you kidding

me with this? Like that's the slogan, like, are you fucking kidding? What is it, come on, come on. It makes a groceries everywhere. Yeah, here, could you take the dog too? I'm also the guy who sold a Shawnee for $49. Oh, wow. Oh.

My Shawnees are currently, who's the scammer now? No. They got you, that bitch got your shonny money. That fucking bitch got your shonny money. Look, okay, I have good news for you. What's that? You were scammed by a woman because a guy would have scammed you for more.

Only a woman would stop it. You would stop at $35. Do you remember, do you remember, what is it? Turtie Rotten Scoundrels, the movie with Michael Cain and Steve Martin. Oh yeah. Steve Martin is all thrilled that he scammed a woman on the train for like 20 bucks by,

like he got like a hot dog and like a, and then he realizes that Michael Cain is doing it for like millions, you know what he's, spoiler alert. Yeah. And it turns he's, it's boiler alert. Ah, yeah. And it turns out the woman scamming them both. Well, yes, but I mean, just at the level, it's like, oh, 35 bucks, really fuck Tim.

My shonies are currently earning many smooches. Yeah, you can stake your shonies and earn smooches. Real much tokens. Smooch tokens. And then you can use the smooch token to like rename your shonies. Oh, man, I don't know. No, I'm not really some more shonny's, because people didn't get them. People said people didn't get them and they want them.

Well, then, I'll release a little bit more somehow. Speaking of which, many smooches for shonny go find yourself. I have his text conversations. Do you want to see them? Yes, I do. Okay. Let's see here. Daddy's sticker chart. Oh yeah, that's a good one.

He kind of did them in out of order. Uh, buddy, if we're gonna shit on you, could you please make it a little easier than us having to piece together? No shit. The shattered remain. You left your fucking phone number in you idiot. Uh, uh, uh, damn it. Or her phone number. Well, we can read it though, right? I mean, yeah, hold on. No, I don't want to put that phone number in it. Well, no, no, no, but I mean,

no, I, oh, you see, you do want to show it. Yeah, I want to show it. Okay. All right. Uh, I think that's how, that's why people want to go to patreon.com slash the Dix show. That's true. And see the video and the bonus episodes. Let me see how to do this. I'm accidentally going to hit something that will pop in there. Watch, just to wait. Oh, I think I got it.

Okay. All right. Let's see here. Make it big. Whoops. Okay. It's gonna be hard without you putting a box over it. Fuck. I'll just read them. Yeah. Okay. She says... Boop. He says, Hey, she says, Hey! Four wise. Yeah. That's...

Okay, what's... That's way too eager. What's WTW? So, where? What to where? Oh. Also... So, what to where? Oh, also. So what to, I don't know, I've never seen the UTW mean. Let's see. To find WTW.

There's like, fucking 50, 25 year olds going, you fucking old idiots. How do you not know what the fuck that means? What's the good word? Like what's the word? What's the word? Is it tech that asks? It means what's the word?

What's the word? Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, that's a new one for me. Hey, so what's the word?

I know what AFK means. I obviously know, you know, WTF. 1488. He says, you know, WTF 1488. He says he says can I get a selfie? Also bring a bathing suit comma hot tub. Oh man. It sounds like it sounds like he's referring to her as hot tub. Also bring a bathing as hot tub. Also bring a bathing suit hot tub. It's cool because he guaranteed getting laid.

Right, hey, bring a bathing suit hot tub. Yeah. Probably don't call a woman tub. Yeah hot tub. Fudge. Right. Right. Ah shit.

I. She says, hmm shit. I wonder what race she is. Oh, shit, I, she says, hmm, shit. I, wonder what race she is. Oh, there's the selfie. Let me grab my shit and shit. Okay. She'll like, oh, Latina. I mean, you can't.

Oh, there, there, there. Now I can show the selfie. I mean, or this picture, that's also my PSA. This woman scammed my friend out of $35. Did you see, beware of their scams. Beware of their scams. Never give them a dollar. Never give them one single dollar of your money.

It could be anybody's picture. Yeah, oh, that's true. I shouldn't show it then. Okay. Damn, let me grab my shit. Damn, address is kind of far. And he says, sure, you look cute. Thank you, heart, smiley face.

I'm down for whatever, but think you can spot me gas. I'm pretty much on E and a bitch broke. And a bitch broke. And a bitch broke. She's broke, yeah. It's probably a woman. A bitch be broke. Sure, bitch broke. And a bitch broke. She's broke, yeah. It's probably a woman. A bitch be broke. Sure, he says, we're in a period.

So he's angry. Okay, you got cash up right away. No, no thanks. No, like, yeah. Okay, you got cash up totally like, totally appreciated. Just lie a little bit. Okay, you got cash up.

Okay, got cash up. Get this done. She's got like 10 guys doing this. Send me your ad, yeah, send me your addy. I have Venmo. Damn, I don't have that. I only have cash up. Wow. Can I send a Uber to pick you up or should I? Oh, and this is This is where in hindsight, you know, he would have seen this coming. Can I send an Uber? Now she's concerned. Now she's concerned about his finances. Now Uber be mad.

Wait, you read her parts. Now, Uber be mad expensive. And I'm trying to get in that hot tub with you. You can't make a cash app RQ request, I guess. Right quick. Right quick. Oh, I know that reference. Right quicks like a southern thing. You can't make a cash app right quick. Oh, question mark. Yeah. God damn not non punctuating motherfuckers.

Sure, me so broke if she knew how to punctuate dumb bitch. You can't make a cash. Hold on. Oh, buddy. No, say it ain't so. Can I send you an Uber? What a move? Yeah. What a what a player. No, bitch, could I send you an Uber? Hold on. I'm trying to get in that hot tub with you. Like, she's concerned about his money. No, no, it's it's crazy expensive. Just give me the 35 for gas. O money now. Oh, no, it's crazy expensive. Just give me the 35 for gas. Uber's ridiculous.

Yeah, Uber's gonna be like $90. Uber's gonna be like $8, but it's so, yeah, but you know, it's not efficient. Right. If you give me the money I use all that gas, yeah, could you come see you, right, and fuck you? Yeah. Dude.

Oh God, okay, hold on. Okay, let me know. I know that one, LMK. I think says his name, I'm not gonna read it. No, okay, hold on. Okay, let me know. I know that one, LMK. And I think says his name, I'm not gonna read it. No, no, no, no, that's your cash app. Mine is. Mine's cockage. Yeah, whatever.

I think 35 should give me there and back. Yeah, where the fuck, what do you drive? A big rig. How far does 35 gallons of gas go? Or 35 dollars of gas go? Well, it doesn't go very, I mean, five gallons of gas go or $35 a gas go? Well, it doesn't go very, I mean, five gallons of gas. I don't know what state he's in.

How about California? Seven bucks a gallon. No, it's like, it's like, it's under six. Six gallons, even in my car, 50 miles a gallon, that's like 70 miles, 90 miles. I mean, yeah, you can go away. She get me there and back and... Bitch doesn't know math sent.

Yep. And that okay, let me know it's sent. So I can get to the gas station. This is getting sent. Yep. This is where a little inkling of something a miss is going to enter his mind here. That's the end. No.

Yeah, it is. What do you mean? You had a bunch of them. Are we looking at them all? Oh, you were you were clicking through those. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were scrolling. Yeah, I was changing. And that was it.

Yeah. Let me see if he has that. Well, that sucks. Let me look at it anymore. Um, gender, you know. Ugh. At least she only got 35 bucks out of you, dude. Instead of your soul.

Here's how it started. Hey, gorgeous come here often. Yeah, when I need dick. See, that's not something that you see. That's not something you get from women ever. They're a first response. First response. Don't seem like it.

What a coincidence. I have to. Oh, God. Poor response. It's the same thing. Don't seem like it. What a coincidence. I have to, oh God. Poor guy. Okay. Oh, here you go. Oh, man. Better look next time. JN, a D&D rage.

Hey, Dick, please don't read my name on the show. Whoops. What makes me a rage this week is when you give a liberal the tiniest bit of power and they predictably let it go to their head and abuse the hell out of it. Okay. John, you know how those liberals are. I can't. Jordan Peterson's telling, first of all, Muslims not to fight and then not to fight Jews. I want to see the whole especially stop blaming the Jews.

Oh yeah, okay. I wanna know, I wanna see that whole conversation. So like annoying, all these guys all start getting in on God. And like any time anyone starts talking about God, scammer, instantly, instantly a fucking scammer. It's such a most obvious and a scam that's as old as fucking time that men invented to compete with whores. Because the whores were making all the money like we gotta have something. What about if we promise something better than sex? That you go later. Later,

yeah, now. Yeah, now, now, now. The D&D group I play with is made up of all conservatives except for our DM and his girlfriend who until recently were roommates with one of our other guys, which is how they joined the group. We've all been playing together for like four years at this point. Over the course of several campaigns, I've played mostly joke characters such as Ascent R with a comically oversized horse cock and a greedy goblin trickster with a large nose. Really disrespecting the game, aren't you? Yeah. These were when a different friend was DMing, but the two liberals there were all for it.

Dark things came to head yesterday, after someone asked what a draw is, a race of dark elves. And I answered a race so powerful that they're capable of committing 52% of all the violent crime in the world. So she says, hmm. But instead of being a man about it, and calling me out to my face,

our DM waited until midnight last night after our session ended at 5pm to post a full-on manifesto about how we're all horrible people for finding this sort of humor funny in the group discord. You also announced that he's canceling the rest of the campaign. Oh no, taking all of his dice and he's going home! I'm not playing Dr. Zicid Dragons with that of you. God, that's it. No more touches and dragons.

Deleted everything off the discord, except for his manifesto, and his sense ghosts that all of us, despite a couple other members trying to reach out to him to resolve the issue. I've attached the manifesto to this email and hope you read it a little. Okay, you wanna read the manifesto? Do I?

No, I don't know, it's probably good. Oh, Jesus. Oh. Oh. Look, like the guy made a joke, it sounds like a- Oh, I am fucking kidding me. What is wrong with people? I'm gonna try to straighten this, fill up the window.

Oh, no, no, no. Can you imagine sending this to your friends? Racial tolerance. It sounds like he made a, they're talking about Dark Elves. It sounds like he made a low-hanging fruit joke that I would make. I don't know. Yeah, I think you have better joke standards than that.

I don't, I mean, I will go for the low hanging fruit. Sometimes a pun is right there of like whatever it's like, okay, that's an easy one. And we move on with the conversation. Like, to me, that hardly shows like, you know, a focused racist. Hey, it's a joke about criminals. It's just, yeah. Due to recent accounts, I will not, I will not be continuing this session in all bold.

I have tried my best to contain the amount of comments that are racist, discriminatory or hateful towards real world racial groups. Well, and obviously this has been building, right? Like who knows what's on that, you know? How far have they been going on this, you know, is it, he probably fuxxed his liberal girlfriend talking about it? Is it a, is it a, is it a offensive to, to races?

Is it offensive to comedy? Is, you know, you mean from this guy? Who knows? I've tried my best to contain the amount of comments that are racist, discriminatory or hateful towards real-world racial groups in hopes that it can be kept to yourself without using it as a tasteless joke.

We are all adults, so I expected better control from the individuals, but I seemed wrong. What? You guys are playing D&D. Like, I mean, I don't know, man. I didn't think one of you could be gayer than the rest, but I was wrong. I understand group meetings and sessions are a place to socialize. However, it comes off as inconsiderate to those that have different opinions. This is not a debate. This is a fantasy world filled with magic, dwarves and elves. Most racial comments are solely based off real world aspects, especially during a heavily

opinionated time. Oh, yeah, race relations have never been as bad as they are now. Like during slavery, and Jim Crow era. Yeah, yeah. Right. Smarches, race relations are really bad right now when George Floyd, Morel, murals are being painted in Afghanistan. The severity of respect has been on the edge, and this is where I draw the line.

I understand that the fantasy world may be filled with a diverse multitude of make-believe and creatures and races. However, most tasteless jokes are made as comments outside of the in-world campaign. Though these hateful, disrespecting comments are made to belittle certain groups. I don't know. It's just sounds like a robot wrote it. Yeah. Make, I understand that this fantasy world has a set of beliefs and political rules

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Okay. Let's see here. Pete said, oh, here we go. Mack with the Shawnee's PFP says, hey, Jack, I thought you'd like this. I'm a plus-size teacher and my students beg me not to eat them. Okay, you know what that means. That watch, today and that news. I think, you know what that means. My students beg me not to eat them. Yeah, that's right. This is a oops. This is a my plus size teacher my students beg me not to eat them. This is a kindergartener.

Kids will be kids. Nobody knows that better than the school teachers. A proudly plus size kindergarten educator is going viral on TikTok for revealing the vial ableists. Sometimes hilarious things are stupid. Oh, albeit, sometimes hilarious things are stupid. Hey, it's funny. You know, sometimes blurt out about her body. In a multi-part series, good humor and tiktok are,

they always have to tell you what kind of a good sense of humor they have. Trans people, I've never been told who has a good sense of humor other than fat women and trans people. Anytime there's any kind of, oh, you're never gonna believe how good natured and how funny and what a good sense of humor other than fat women and trans people. Anytime there's any kind of, oh, you're never gonna believe how good nature

and how funny and what a good sense of humor this trans person is, who's just rolling with, go, yeah, okay. Thanks for letting me know. Fat people I get. Yeah. I understand why they have a sense of humor. Here you go.

What kindergarten students have said about my body? There are two types of people, some have a line body, some have circle bodies like you. Okay. Mm-hmm. You look like Ursula. Did you do that? Pretty good kid.

You have prickles on your legs, like, the grass outside my apartment. So, okay, that's hot. I can sit on you, but you can't sit on me Please don't eat me for lunch. Oh Man, you're the prettiest girl in the world. No, no, no, no Your arm feels like a stress wall. Why you let them touch your arm? Your arm feels like a stress ball. Why you letting them touch your arm? TikTok is loving this proudly plus size teacher.

Your arm feels like a stress ball. That's a shame. Okay. Matthew Edlin got a fat watch for me. Woman charged twice for all you can eat buffet. Oh, okay. A waiter's rude behavior to an all you can eat buffet was too much for one patron to stomach. I doubt it.

How baddy they got in. Right. Tiktok or Poppy from the UK was charged double for eating too much. He explained. If it's an all you can eat buffet, usually they put a time limit on it, right? Yeah, maybe she ate her watch.

Uh, probably seemed to laugh about the incidents, but commenters on the video expressed their outrage and dished out tales about the times they've been bullied for being overweight. Oh, no. Um, oh, okay, I can see how this might have happened. Oh, okay, I can see how this might have happened. Let's see here. Hey, I went, I went to an all you can eat buffet. And when the bill came, I noticed they charged me twice. I crashed in it and said, why?

And he said, I ate too much. Yeah. Okay, all right. Just a little thing. What else? Any other fat watch? Maybe one more. Valley Rogue. Rogue or Rouge? How do you spell Rouge? How do you spell Rouge?

Can that be spelled out? How do you spell Rogue? Same way, isn't it? Well, no, our ROGUE, isn't it? Oh, that's Rogue. Yeah. Okay. This is Rouge.

That's Rogue. Yeah. Okay. This is Rouge. Can that be spelled out? I spell rogue. Same way, isn't it? Well, no, our ROGUE, isn't it? Oh, that's rogue. Yeah. Okay, this is Rouge then. And this is, oh, this is from A Kraus. This is called Fat Friends with Benefits. It's Fat Erotic Stories written by Color My Flows.

Check out my Patreon for full stories. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. laws check out my Patreon for full stories. Look at this. Fat friends with benefits. There's a bunch of shea coals. There's a bio for all the characters in the fat erotic stories. Shea Khan, age 27. So wait, this drawing has pronouns? Yeah, yeah, it's like a Marvel extended fat universe, like a fat extended universe. The ex-girlfriend of Liz and Sam,

she took the death of Liz the hardest spiraling into depression and self-harm. She never understood what could make someone like Liz commit suicide. Nothing seems, this is erotic stories. Erotic. Nothing seems right and everything seems lost until the night of the play party.

Play party. Okay. Sponsored by Play Do. Oh no. Fat friends with benefits. Samuel Ogden with like a little red tough of hair on the top and a big fat body and no penis. Pronouns he had no penis. Sam has, unless it's hiding under this guant area. Sam has lost so many changes.

Sam has had so many changes since Liz's death. Jesus Christ, since transitioning. Is that transition? Having bariatric surgery? That explains the lack of penis. This is their erotic tails? It's been hard finding a place that still accepts him. Even the ranch doesn't feel like home anymore,

but it chance encounter with a kitten may change that. Ugh. The kitten didn't, uh, I didn't save the kitten's life. Oh no, what is this? The kitten saved mine. What the fuck? Fuck. She has three asses.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. What is this? Wait, is the bottom part? Is the bottom part? Is the bottom part the top of the ass, or is that a mid-ass? Oh, John, it's called the ifina first.

It's, remember, a ifina fat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. This is an erotic story called a thin of first, uh, to the moon, first, first of the month. That is the moon. That is the moon. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Um, he grabs her waist. Oh, God, they have the most disgusting fat body pictures. He grabs her waist and his body begins jerking into her. Odd. Odd sentence, odd writing jerking into her. So this is fat, fat erotic literature. Because their sex doesn't work the same as ours, right?

So they have to describe it differently. Oh, that's true because it's all my trans. Trans, right? Well, yeah, and their body parts and not like, yeah, if you have a normal romance novel, it's like he took her into his arms. They can't take shit into their arms, it's just a sandwich. Like they can't take, right?

Because compared to their body, they have T-Rex arms. Yes, so they're not, right. It's totally different, sex scenes. He grabs her waist. Like grabbing a table. Because it's like, it's like intermeshing gears, right? So it's like, if the top, they're both pulled up their folds and they've flopped their, they hold up their folds

and shuffle them together like a deck of cart, like they're making a sandwich in a 1940s cartoon. And a full loaf of bread falls out. He grabs her waist and his body begins jerking into her. Ah, that's the fourth orgasm for Sam, and soon to be the sixth for Violet, Noms, you can't identify as he and him and have four orgasms. Sam pulls out and jumps between Violet's legs, head first.

God. He spreads her thighs, taking care to kiss the darker pigmented skin near the sensitive areas. Oh, man. Oh, God. What? Oh.

Okay. The state of fat representation in sex a weekend at the sex bow. Hmm. Being able to imagine a fat happy life requires fat happy role models. Is that it with the, I guess it is. His rhythm changes. He's more focused each time he pushes deeper. His body is getting more rigid. As he strokes out,

body's got to just go on into a fucking, he takes a chug of maple syrup and here's the Popeye music in the distance. He grabs her waist and his body begins jerking into her. Not a jerking that goes on. A lot of fat sex. Right. Like a muppet. Wow.

I whisper, you're going to come, aren't you pig? You may come when you're sp spell. No, no, no, ready. Fuck boy. His, his breaths are hard and his muscle are tense. I squeeze a little harder on his throat. Oh, no. His face is beat red. His lips begin to quiver. Okay. Turns blue. Here's another one from Valley Rouge. This poor stripper can't pick this fat lady up. Ooh. And she hits the deck.

Hahaha. Like a fucking, like a fucking tortoise that flipped over. And Matt knew. Okay. Yeah, that getting those in guys, thank you. That dude could not pick her up. No. Oh yeah, some fat studies.

Did I get anything else here? I swear I forgot something. Ellie Rouge. Oh yeah, I'll save that one for next week. Okay, I got advice. No one will do voice mail. It's gonna get that out of here. You can try considering purchasing my ticket to Greenland.

This is from snack attack. Uh-oh. Oh shit. Was this the one this morning? Yeah. Oh, okay. I need a Want Want sound for all the suicide ones. Hold on.

Is it a trombone? Want W trombone? Yeah, I think so. Trombone. Are you really looking for a want-won? Yeah. Do you think for all the suicide emails? I mean, yeah, you know, maybe you probably find it more funny than I do, but... That one's too bright though, here. Let's see, it's gotta be snappier. The people you want to kill themselves never do. Sometimes they do. Probably all the suicides that have happened ever.

Well, I gotta be a sometimes. Yeah. Now, fine. Yeah. that have happened ever well i'll be okay some sure yeah now but fine i mean for are they listening to the show or not that's that's where i start i'm not really something to read on the show but there you go yeah that's guaranteeing a read on the record i see but i need to get this out there

i've tried calling the suicide prevention hotline, and I had to talk with someone else, but I don't know. What do they do with a suicide prevention hotline? Are they supposed to, are they trained on something? Well, okay, if someone calls in and they say they're gonna kill themselves, you say don't. Yeah, I don't know what they, don't do it.

I don't know what they get. Think about all the things you're gonna get away from. Yeah. Think about all the people that are driving you do it. I don't know what they get. Think about all the things you're gonna get away from. Yeah. Think about all the people that are driving you to it. Nothing is really helping anymore. I'd done some therapy and got diagnosed with social anxiety and depression a long time ago. Sure. How much did that cost?

I don't know if he went, if you know what. He got diagnosis for you. Social anxiety. Yeah, well, depression. Oh, what's the, what's the bill? A 500 bucks. Don't worry about. Psychiatrist, I guess. Okay, around five years ago, my wife was pregnant

with her second kid and I sat and thought on them. He's married with two kids. Brutal. Should I kill myself and save the kids having a no-me, or deal with, or deal with me? Oh, save the kids having a no-me or deal with me? Or do I try to get my shit together and be a good parent to them?

Well, I mean, why not? Everyone tries to be a good parent, you know? No, it doesn't really seem to work. I don't know if everyone tries to be a good parent. You know? No, it doesn't really seem to work. I don't know if everyone tries to be a good parent. They would say they did. Well, they, they, some of them might think that they did. I decided I would try for them. Well, that's forward to present.

Good. I got COVID a few weeks back. The day I woke up puking and tested positive. My wife went on a trip to see her aunt out of state. I was not in a good headspace being sick and we had a few arguments. The night she got hearty blaming yourself for the arguments, the night she came back,

she said I need to get shit together, but we're done. Mm. After some talking, she says that she'll work with me and we'll try to fix our relationship. So that's where I thought we were. Then Friday night, see the thing is, it's like she's already out. When she tells, by the time she tells you,

yeah, gone, she's already gone. She's mentally gone. Yeah, for sure. Then Friday night, we're going out on kind of a date to get some food. He doesn't put in shit. So that's good. Good.

Yeah. Her car shows text messages on the display. And she gets a message. Yeah. Oh God. From another guy while we're driving. I asked her about that and it turns into another argument. Well, no shit.

What were you? What are you expecting? She said, no shit. What were you, what are you expecting? She's a, a cut. I go home and she says she needs to go hang out with one of her friends. She comes home the next morning and we're kind of talking through what happened and I get it dropped on me that she has a fuck buddy and that's where she was all night. Then last night she told me she's going to his house after she got off work this morning. Oh boy.

Did you say he was thinking of a murder suicide or just suicide? Suicide. Interesting. Just all this shit building up and building up. That's how Dick was sued again. At the point now, where the only thing keeping me around is the fact that we do have two kids and I really thought I wanted to be there for them. If I really am just a shitty, negative, and toxic person. Would they be better off without me?

Uh, uh, ding, ding, ding, ding. You don't have to justify abandoning your kids. You can just do it. People do it all the time. It's like they didn't exist at all. Yeah, all these galaxies of kids, it's so odd, like the kids turn out so great. I mean, sometimes they do.

Usually they don't. Look, we're in a trauma economy, okay? We're in a trauma-based economy. The best thing you can do. Traum economy. We're in a trauma economy. Yeah. The best thing you can give your kids

is a universally understood tragedy, a trauma that they can communicate simply and that will fit in any context. My dad abandoned me or my dad killed himself. Not that. This is just a con, so to benefit you, so you're saying just go away and fake your death. Yeah, just go away.

My daughter is eight and my son is four. Jesus. I don't know what to do. My daughter is eight and my son is four. Jesus. I don't know what to do. I'm physically ill. How many guys do you think there are like this? There's a lot like how many? How many?

There's like a hundred million guys in America. There's very few who will write about it. Yeah, but how many do you think are like are like this? Mary, how many what percentage of women are I mean that are that are actually sue suicidal or just deeply unhappy in their current situation. Both. Well, I think those are two different things. How far not not every skimming on everybody goes not everybody goes to the I want to end my life. I think more people go to the, I just want to be away from this whole situation. They might find out that they're, well,

you know, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I think there's a, I think there's a, yeah, I think there's a, I think people are under the mistaken impression that if they remove themselves from that situation, that they, yeah, all of a sudden their problems will go away when in most cases that's not going to be the case at all. I don't know, the problem of having this bitch fucking stump you all the time cheating on you

and having to call the parenting. Oh, that will fucking go away pretty fast. Not saying that's not adding some stress to the situation, but it's like, let's frame her, at least frame your wife. If you're gonna leave your wife and you have kids, you have to do everything possible to fuck her over to the court. Like log all the texts because it's to a private investigator. It's to get to get to get pictures of her cheating on you with the new guy for a to

like show that you don't know her any alimony. Get pictures of their lifestyle. Some states are like, we're the kids. States. Alamoning, get pictures of their lifestyle. Some states are like for the kids. Well, even then, go to every divorce lawyer, go to every good divorce lawyer in town, every go to every good divorce lawyer. That'll make you want to kill yourself. So that they can't, so that she, no, no, just for a consultation, so that they cannot, so that they can't represent her.

Oh yeah. Cause I'll say as a conflict of interest. I already had a meeting with your husband. It's actually a really good advice. Oh, you, I've heard this before. Get, take everything in for a night, focus in on your, and just do, be the worst. You could possibly be to pretend that you're from the future

and that you now understand, just for the night, how badly this other person is gonna try to vindictively fuck you over out of love because that's where it becomes. One tiny swap and they want to fucking kill you and they will do everything to fuck you over. So get all of your evidence now while they're weak. While they think you are weak.

While they think you are weak, you need to be strong secretly. You need to plant the seeds now. Record everything. Record everything. So just that she tried some Coke, not in text with her new boyfriend. Get pictures of it. Get evidence of everything and do not leave any evidence yourself.

Use signal for the bad stuff. Put her on text. Screenshot, screenshot, screenshot. You have very hostile territory, very hostile territory. And the system is stacked against you. And low text, low text is what happens. If you do not, if you're not careful. Oh man, yeah, it's, my daughter's eight, my son is four.

I don't know what to do. I'm physically ill and throwing up. Yeah, throwing up ill and throwing up. You're throwing up. My wife is off. You're fucking cortisol levels are fucking through the roof, dude. What? What does that mean? That's the hormone release to deal with stress.

It's poor. It's all very toxic to you. Like, I mean, yeah, it'll really. That's why they say stress is a killer. Yeah, it's fucking bad, man. It puts, yeah, too much of it. A lot of war veterans deal with that where they're like, they're,

they for when they come home for the next year or two, they can be in like this constant state of fight or flight or freeze. Like, it's just everything, just basic everyday situations because they just, they haven't, it's, they're incapable, like physiologically of calming their sympathetic nervous system. Because of what they've seen and done. I'm physically ill and throwing up, knowing that my wife is off, fucking some guy.

You got to give her that. Get rid of that, caring about her fucking some guy. It's over. It's over. It's over. Be happy for. Be happy for me. I'm gonna die very soon.

I'm just gonna find somebody to fuck. Be happy for just keep telling us up. And I'm sitting here watching our kids and they don't even want to hang out or do stuff with me. Cause you're fucking down her. Well, I'm sure that, yeah, well, yeah, it's uncomfortable for them.

I'm beyond the taking point. No, things can get worse. Trust me, things can get worse. I just don't know if my reason to hold on is good enough anymore. Sorry, it's a long email. I tried to condense some things. I'm tired of crying.

I'm tired of being in pain. I don't wanna do it anymore. Yeah. I don't of crying. I'm tired of being in pain. I don't want to do it anymore. I don't even get paid enough at my job to be financially stable to get my own place. He's already looking at the future as being even worse right now. I get it. You can get roommates. I don't get it as in I understand emotionally everything he's talking about. But I mean, I get looking at the future and only seeing it be worse. Yeah. So it's just going to be day to day after this. Yeah.

Okay. Get out. Holy fuck. Get out. Yeah. But I mean, it's, you know, is he say, he's not even wondering whether he's, he's worse for his kids. You know what I mean, which is a hell of a place to be.

Well, where is it? It's this line. Hold on. Am I really just a negative, a shitty negative and toxic person? Would they be better off without me? No, no, no. People don't think that.

They have to build in their minds a reason why they should be away, right? Like, what rationalized justify why I should be away from these people? It's because I'm such a shitty intoxication person. Yeah, sure, sure. No, you don't need a justification for abandoning your family. Just do it. Fucking sucks. You fucked up.

You had kids with someone who sucks or maybe you suck, but you know, I mean, just abandon them and start over, it doesn't fucking matter. It will surprise you how much that it doesn't matter. I mean, it matters to, you can just leave, it'll matter to the kids in one way or another. Fuck them, fuck them kids.

That's what, that's the mentality. Fuck them, fuck them. Yeah, I think, the kids have been fucked before, they don't matter. Yeah. I mean, that's, I don't think that, but. Oh, you don't have these kids, right? Neither do I.

True. Yeah, man, I, there's, I mean, killing yourself is not any different than just leaving and enjoying your life. It's the fucking same effect. Yeah, but see, here's the thing, like he's, I mean, killing yourself is not any different than just leaving and enjoying your life. It's the fucking same effect. Yeah, but see, here's the thing, like he's, he, the way he is right now, like he's, if he leaves, he's not going to just start enjoying his life. Like it's like, I guarantee, I promise you that.

Like that's not where his head's at. Yeah, of course. Like he's, like deeply unhappy for a number of reasons starting starting with himself. Yeah, but at least you don't have to see those text popping up in the car. Yeah, I mean, that's fucking great. Yeah, but it's not like he won't sit and think about him 24 seven. Yeah, because that's the hobby. Yeah, I mean, place him down racist dungeons and dragons. Yeah, I don't know what, uh, can't get any worse. Well, I thought you, he could have a headache on top of it all.

He could get a head. It's worse. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, man. Um, okay, here's another one. It's not a good one. He said he's been to, he said he's going to therapy. He's sticking out.

Stick it out with this horror. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, I'm testing him. I don't, yeah, I don't think that. No, no, no, I think the, I gotta get rid of the wife. I mean, the ideal scenario is that he tries to figure some stuff out about himself, dumps the wife like, okay, thank you. No, no, dumps, oh yeah, yeah, it's not, it's not an all or nothing thing. No, get rid of the wife.

I think do fucking everything you say. Try to make sure she does not fucking blood suck you fuck her over and try to and be try to be in your kids' lives and put that in the fucking like make it law as far as your concern. You have a right to be in your kids' lives. Do the best you can with them. Forget about the wife because you you're ain't fixing that. She's been gone. She's already gone. She's been gone for maybe years. Yeah. Maybe years already.

Um, okay. So we agree on getting rid of the wife. Yes. 100% as long as we can. 100% that is not going to, yeah, that is only going to make you crazier. You're right. And don't get on Tinder with you. You're going to get scammed for 35 bucks?

Sean Conn says dating while poor. Hey, Dikajan, recently I've been doing better with women. So naturally you send them a text asking for 35 bucks. That's how you date when you're poor. Yeah. Yeah. Next. Take a fat, take a fat hose picture and put it on Tinder and then just every guy that matches

you do the same script. Yo, I want to come see you and get in that hot tub, but I need 35 bucks. Yeah, just scatter shot all right. I mean, just broke ass. It's the whole, you know, you swing it every pitch, you know, right? I mean, higher, go on Fiverr and then higher an Indian as a virtual assistant, hire some $5 an hour virtual assistants and just have them set up Tinder profiles with fat hos and Brad from India.

Yeah, you know, or skip skip. Yeah, right. I just somebody, Arlene though, you're doing a candy, I see. Oh, got it. And then have them have them do your program. Recently, I've been doing better with women. So naturally, I've been going on a lot more dates. The problem is, I'm in my third year of a CS degree.

What's a CS? Computer science. Oh, computer, oh yeah. While only working a shitty part-time job. So I have basically no money. I want to take girls out for drinks or out to lunch, but it's honestly not sustainable. With how little money I have, what kind of lunches are you taking these girls out for drinks or out to lunch, but it's honestly not sustainable with how little money I have.

What kind of lunches are you taking these girls out to? I'm going to go to Taco Bell, bitch. Ooh, it's not sustainable. I'm afraid that I'm afraid your lunch is about eating Taco Bell. Bitch, I'm afraid your lunch is sustainable. I've ruined all of my pants. I'm going to do, I'm just taking time. My wardrobe is now unsustainable fucking emphasis on the stain

I'm taking time like this is bit Never spend more than yeah four dollars. Oh four dollars Ten percent of like is do he end up at 40? He was at 20 for a while. I think he did raise it. Or maybe he didn't. Maybe he always stayed at 20. Yeah, never spend more than $20 on it.

Let me see. I thought it was $40. Wait, two. Tom, like is $40. He used to give hints like, you meet somewhere, like at a restaurant, but you've already... No, it was 40. Yeah, but you've already eaten. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just going to have a drink. So you shame her into ordering the cheap, just to sell it or, yeah, show up. Say I already ate. Yeah. Show up to the bar. Yeah. Is he staying at $40 is unsustainable? That's pretty bad.

Well, I mean, if he's dating a lot, that would, I could believe that $40 even afford 40. 40 bucks is a lot to some people. Don't even spend $4 on a date. That's what I'm saying. Like, bring like a pack of silly straws or skittles in your pocket wherever you go. Go sit on a park bench. Sit on a park bench, have a glass of coffee. 25 cents.

Grab a go, scope out of place, and like when people leave, jump in and grab their food and stuff. There you go. See, sitting there. A women love picnics. All right, you know, that's so funny. I almost just said that.

Picnics? Yeah. But I mean, you're gonna have to spend, you know, any picnics stuff, you're gonna have to spend some you know, any picnic stuff, you're gonna have to spend some coin to... I mean, you bag with... Well, I mean, you ship, there has to be food.

I mean, I guess you can make some cheap sandwiches. For $1. No, you're right. You can get by on $4. Obviously, it's cheaper than a restaurant. Never spend more than $4 on a date. Right. That's my motto.

Got it. That's come up with some retarded story. There's all kinds of stupid, free shit going on. Yeah. Isn't there protests? Art, whatever. That's true. Go down to the fucking airport.

It's true, it doesn't necessarily have to involve food. Yeah, take her to a talent show. Like a little kid's talent show. Because people never feel comfortable leaving during those. Because they're not as bad they are. they don't want the kids to see that people are like walking out. Yeah, so she'll have to sit there and then you can talk to her, text her while you're sitting there.

Right, it's a good date. Just shit on the kids. You can also find out what kind of sense of humor she has. Yeah, that's very important. I still want to take them out while still paying for the whole date. I find that women who will like shit on kids

in a funny way, I find that attractive because that's my sense of humor. Oh, okay. You know what, what's a funny way? Like nobody, like going over the line, say, you know, kind of, I wanna rape that, like, no, not like saying that. How far over the line? Something that's like, you know, I mean, I like the,

well, in a way, I mean, I still think the Maddox Children's artwork is hilarious because it's like, you're just saying away, you're applying, you're applying like adult standards to like little kids where it's, you know, or somebody who creates like a backstory for, for somebody, you know, you ever do that? You're sitting a restaurant with, I've done this before where you're like a movie wonder boys. I don't, I'm never so, yeah, yeah, I never so, I'm never talking about that.

But they're always, it's always like, you know, horrible shit. Yeah. It's a, it's a form of escapeism, I guess, and putting someone else down to feel better about yourself. I admit it. I'm fine with it. But it's like, you just go through this, you know, and try to make it as funny as possible. That's a good date.

That's a good cheap $4 date. Then you put it on a part. I know what kind of sense of humor she has. Yeah, let's go to the park and make fun of fat women. That's what I like to do. Yeah. On Tuesdays humor she has. Let's go to the park and make fun of fat women. That's what I like to do on Tuesdays. I like to go to the park. You know, fat women always walk in their little dogs, make fun of them. Yeah.

You just look like a guy's. That's perfect. That's a good date. It really is. Pick up a six pack. No, that's over $4. Yeah. You find out real quick.

Whether like you can hang or not. Any ideas on how to take women out whilst poor, thanks for everything you guys great. We gave you good ideas. So if those don't work, then you suck. Yeah, you got to do more like seeing sightseeing things or whatever. Because like a gas though, you can spend all that $4. I mean, I'm just getting there. I don't know how close to things, you know, is he near a city center?

You can just ride the bus. If you just ride the bus, you can make fun of poor people. That's going to be a tough sell. That's where it's going to be real tough to sell the woman on riding a public bus. Riding a public bus. You're going to love it. It's called busing. It's called busing. Everyone's doing it. It's a new thing. Writing a public bus. You're gonna love it. It's called busing. It's called busing.

Everyone's doing it. It's the new thing. Get on. Bring some, you bring a little zip lock bag full of vodka. Sit in the back. Right. Have a bag, zip on it. You make fun of poor people.

Right. On the bus. Okay, buddy. This has been Dick Show, Patient on Comp, such dicks. You see, Nick, you see next to you presenting you gotta listen to video melting down about that guys comments what's he so pissed off about uh he's pissed off that he's pissed off that he's selling,

he's selling the comic as like a fuck you to Marvel and Disney. Yeah. When it's not like realistically, it's not. And he's never like what's wrong with saying fuck you to Marvel and Disney? Vino has a lot of artistic integrity. He does. But I mean, who cares about, he doesn't like advertising.

But Marv- Is this same as Maddox? Marv- And Disney ain't sweatin' fuckin' some libertarian comic fuckin' guy. I think Vito feels like, a little bit like people are getting, like people are getting taken advantage of.

Yeah. Because they're being sold this idea of like, take on the machine by donating to my thing. Oh, and real not realizing that you really can't. But mostly I think he feels like those sorts of griffs take resources away from genuine art, which is how he sees his own projects as like actual art. And this guy, it's a cash grab. Yeah, but I think what he doesn't see is the art of today is the cash grab.

Like people want, people want a very real exchange for immediate emotion with money. And the artistry, you can see that. The artistry of that is what is today's art. Yeah, you cannot like it, but I think you have to acknowledge that. Yeah, or you're not understanding what people are, what people are buying.

Hey, Dick, I got a pretty big range today just cause it's in like fucking face all the time. It's like an animal abuse, but I'm not some fucking chick. I'm not gonna say every got them, get it you know dog in the world or whatever but you know someone killed a dog and from me when i was younger and it was my dog was really fucked up jesus i got a little trauma from it my fucking neighbors over here they have a sped in your

you know there uh... their people that live in the hood so they don't have fucking smart ready to see and they got a a fence in your and they got two dogs that are barking all day Chained up to the fucking fence. Mm-hmm. You know, and I've never understood chaining up fucking dogs It breaks my goddamn heart, right? I can't save every animal. So I'm not gonna do anything But the way I feel is just sitting there barking on fucking day when it's outside a hundred degrees She barely with a little bit of shame. I guarantee you no fucking water. I want to go over their house I want to put a gun to the fucking head. I got money

I want to build a goddamn brain. Yeah, man because god damn if you treated anything else like that People who lose their fucking mind, but because we're in the hood and people are scared to say shit I'm not I thought y'all me the other side of the fucking fence, but they won't listen. Will they? Because people are fucking horrid. And that is why they should stop regularly. We don't know enough. There are many people who don't need to be here.

They really don't. They will never contribute anything of worth to anyone. They will only detract. Sean, we found Quintillians more of them. The satellite. With that Earth-Mafoe Vectelisco. We thought Earth-Mafoe Vectelisco just uncovered Quintillians of people that all have some form of dog pinned up.

Yeah. You just wonder, there's just, there's like a disconnect. There's no, there's no connection with probably any other living thing. Like, oh, it's just a thing. Like you just tie it up. Yeah, I think people, I think people, I think they give it some food every now and again and it's some water and it's like, why do you have it? Why do you have this?

I think people, why don't you just drop them off at a shelter, an adoption place, like I don't want. I'll go free. I think people do fine on it. Some people grab it. Somebody, somebody,

somebody probably will. And chances are, it'll be a better situation than them having it. Yeah. I mean, fuck, I get what he's saying. A lot of problems come from people's compulsion to anthropomorphize other people. That's good. Yeah, like the real people.

Yeah, that's good. I like that. Thank you. To anthropomorphize other people. To give human qualities to another human being. And that's your misdeeds. That's human being. And that's your mistake. That's your mistake. And that's your mistake.

Yeah, I feel like that is actually that is a very well said. I have to say because they're not. They're fucking animals. Okay, let's see. Here we go. Hey, dedication. Hopefully you can hear me. Please play this on the fucking show.

Okay. Something really funny happened to me at the gym. I was working out with my buddy and at his gym and his powerlifting friends came by and we were like talking and I was telling him about the whole gorilla child guy. You know, I feel like just for a second, I feel like the Harriet Tubman of men who are trapped in families, but they want to get out of. That's what I want to be known for. Okay. Yeah.

Get you out. Sure. Just give us the signal. Tap text, text 800085 to my number. And we'll send in a crew of guys coming with smoke with flashbangs. Right. Put a bag over your head and get you out of this family situation. Right. That way you don't have to feel guilty. You were abducted. You're abducted. It can happen to you. You know, I'm gonna say, look, if you go for go back, save

him. Well, kill your kids. Yeah. Ryan and then you can start a whole new life. That's all. Okay. Here you go for a chance if you did know basically some guy i don't know how long ago but he uh... got his hands on grill a child of food that they can't really and it's like really high and protein really uh... moderate in cards and everything that's like low in calories and a guy ate a whole bunch of it

and did a whole bunch of gorilla based work out and he just got a map of arm back and shit but uh... gorilla based work out and he just got a map of arm back and shit but uh... gorilla based and i showed them like that pictures of it and the video uh... of the p.k.a. podcast that they talked about it's a great a great

there they went uh... strong to their phone looking for the gorilla child and they're like if this was the one is the one this is real because i want to use the gorilla work out. Power lifters and bodybuilders getting gorilla shall and they're like no that sounds smart.

Ty parts. Really great. Yeah, it's a real guy. I mean, let's have them. People would fall for that. Are they wrong? Is it bad? Corbin is our big. Yeah. Yeah, it's a few reasons they're big other than what they're eating.

I'm working out too. They have the workout routine. I can get around like that. Right. Oh, dude, my fucking, I got clearance to go back to like one pound curls or two pound curls. Yeah. I'm doing Pilates again.

I feel fucking amazing. Yeah. Well, that's just being able. I'm doing Pilates again, I feel fucking amazing. Just being able, I did a push up. I did a push up for the first time in four months. Yeah, and it was like Vince Vaughn and Old School with their rings with the cigarette. Yeah, like everything's shaking. What the fuck is going on here? Oh God, feels great to have my fucking out.

Let's get the Gorilla, the Gorilla Chow guy on. Somebody find him, please, please, please, please. Tell Riley to do it. Well, he was, he's just talking about the power lifters being morons, right? I mean, I was talking about the Gorilla Chow story or whatever, so. Yeah.

And then these power lifters or whatever, did I miss that? Thought he was saying the power lifter came over, it's like, oh, dude, we can get some of that. Now we're doing it. Yeah. But how do you know the original guy is just kidding. Did I miss that? Thought he was in the parallel to Schema where it's like, oh, dude, we can get some of that. Now we're doing it. Yeah. Yeah.

But how do you know the original guy is just kidding. Maybe he's serious. He was just talking about the story, like they happen to come up in that group, I think. I don't know. I don't know. This is the original guy. Look, look, look, they posted it in the, in the discord. Yeah, but he's not the original guy.

The guy telling the story. No, he, the guy who just called in was telling the story about this guerrilla guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all you left is gotta call out the original guy to call in. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Now we got it. Why not?

Here we go. I hate having to give liberal answers to not get points marked off school. Right now, I have to connect an article about race mixing with those guys who want to ban critical race theory. Simple assignment. Well, he has to write an article, he has to write an essay for school about connecting critical race theory and what was the first one? Let me hear what he said again.

Right now, I have to connect an article about race mixing. Race mixing. With those guys who want to ban critical over there. Connect an article. So you have to write a paper? Yeah, you have to write a paper on why? about race mixing? Race mixing. With those guys who want to ban critical over there. Connect an article. So you have to say a paper?

Yeah, you have to write a paper on why. Connect an article they give. People who don't like race mixing are the same as people who want to ban critical race 30. Okay. Oh, man. Okay.

I think I'm going to get an example to get Sean on board with this election for a shift, cause. Okay. Like, I don't even have a stake in it, and I'm like, oh, there's clearly something wrong there. Yeah. Everyone has staked it. If you had a box of Legos.

Yeah. Oh, god, an analogy. They got a great one there. Which you not, not, did you hear hear what he said or are you talking over it? I was talking over it. Box of Legos. Okay. This place means you have. Oh, shit. If you had a box of Legos. Okay. And there was a Mega Block in there. Would you not use the whole box? and there was a mega block in there. Would you not use the whole box? It queers the whole lot.

Find queers the lot. The problem is not queer. Queers. Who took a picture of it most or was it a fair, illegal thing is that the fact that there was anything illegal going on in the first place means you have no way of knowing What was was you to admit or not because?

This is queer disproportionate about Democrats who you said or a disproportionate amount of Republicans use it You don't know you can never know so That entire lot of dark Like you to do it scientific experiment and you fucked up like one part of the method it quiz up all your results well yeah i like that i like that it's right okay it's quick

with the fucking votes is the same it's weird it's total from a to z it is a bit of a sum trouble not it's all these results reliable and they're queered uh... that that that that help you understand john i totally got it yeah wait there's uh...

speaking of election oh god i was having such a good show too. Such a fun show. Did you see this? It took me forever to find this article because it was banned. A voting guy, yeah, here we go. The Post-Postal Regulatory Commission, head of data integrity was arrested

for trying to solicit sex from a teenager. Really? Bidens. Bidens head of postal regulatory. What's that? What's his name? Let me find it. This is the 10 news.

Former US Postal Regulatory Commission Executive allegedly caught on camera and child sexting. A former Postal Regulatory Executive was allegedly caught. When was camera? Was he former? Is he Biden's guy or Trump's guy or somebody earlier than that? No, I think he's Biden's guy. Well, I know that's what you would say, but...

And then they wiped out the government government wiped out his press release. Here's the link. See how, what's his name? Oh, shit. I had it. Dang it. I love you. I don't know for the show, but then I got distracted with all this dead outside shit. Russell, the chief data office, repel Schmidt for the US Postal, regular for a criminal overseas, the US Postal service, ensure transparency and accountability.

Yeah, where's his press release? The Institute of Internal Auditors. Right. So they're, and then the government, like they, the government deleted their press release where they were talking about it or where they were welcoming him into their. Sandy goes sexting or else, God damn it.

He's fucking people. Pretty bad. I guess he was probably too busy raping kids to do election fraud though. That's, so that's maybe a positive. I don too busy raping kids to do election fraud though. That's so that's maybe a positive. I don't think he has anything to do with the election. He's running the post office. No, he's, she's dad running the post office. According to a press release published on the thing, he formerly worked for Alaska as the state's government's first chief data officer. Data officer before that, he worked with the US

post office of the Inspector General. Let's see here. Oh, is that the guy? I guess obvious pedophile. He was hired. Hang on. They hired. I don't know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and then he just got found out that's March updated May 11. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I'll look at him. Well, there's somebody else who's fucked.

More fraud, great. Let's see one more. Hey, Jack. It's a, well, one of those colors is way the fuck behind on everything. I'm on that set of, I think it's 147 and about 28 minutes more. Wow. Where you're talking about your underpants rolling up when you pull up your pants. Yeah, yeah.

That's a big problem. That happens to me too. Especially with just loose fitting boxers and then decent pants. Right. What I do, like you're talking about rolling your pants down and then rolling them up like a condom, like some kind of weirdo. Yes, yeah, definitely weirdo.

I just pull down my pants and underwear at the same damn time, push the legs of the underwear down into the pant leg and pull them both up. And it is. I'll give it a shot. Yeah, okay. Well, there's nothing to drag anyway. They don't roll up. I'll give it a shot.

Pull your pants up, head them down, pull them back up at the same time. All right, thanks for the show. Thank you, Sean. Thank you. Whoever is around listening to this. Thank you. I just, if I put my pants on and they roll up,

then I just like, I don't button them. I leave the zipper down and then just use my hand to pull them all the way down. I hate that. On my leg and then I'm pretty much fine. But yeah, I haven't seen, I haven't been able to use my hand. So that's a able, that's an ableist slur that you're saying. Well, yeah, no.

I'll say it again. Okay, how about one more? Okay, one more. It can, it's only small towns. How about this one? Dick, what's with all the fatness? It's just so crazy. It's in everything.

I mean, I have to listen to Korean music if you see a skinny girl in a music video. It's like a wild. Well, it's all about it. What is with all the fat? What's up with all the fat? Well, in this country, we tend to swing the pendulum a little bit wide.

You know, so it's, you're saying it's gonna go back to skinny at some point? I don't think so. Maybe. I think this pendulum is just one of those pendulum circles around forever and then goods fatter. Could be. I mean, there was, we've been through it before

with fatness, like in the Renaissance. Yeah, we're talking over decades and decades and then you have a sudden you had like this real super skinny model thing, you know? Oh, yeah. And now it's kind of a reaction against all of that. Have you seen this? Hooters, curvy model, a model calls for curvier hooters. You think this says ever going to swing back the other way?

Model calls for curvier hooters. Although she's wearing a hooters outfit, so yeah, I think, yeah. There's no way this is an official license to her's outfit. Look at the size of it. I wonder how many hooters have closed? I mean, there's no way that it's as popular as it was at its height. No. She's got an entire pizza box of wings

that looks like a snack tray. Yeah. Next to her. And she's got that like hot model face. Yeah. That looks like it was stapled on. Yeah. Look at this.

It goes to hell. Like yeah. Well, baby. They'd have to widen the whole restaurant if they hired waitresses like this. Well, I mean, they'd be like a hanger. It could only pass one at a time to and from like the kitchen, you know?

They'd have arrows on the floor directing the waitresses like, you can't walk that way down that aisle because you take up two hoots. Yeah. Yeah. Two hoots. Okay, everybody, goodbye. All right, thank you.

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