The Dick Show - Episode 319 - Dick on Swim Thicc

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

The Swim Thicc event of a lifetime, a woman-only Tour de France has problems, more ways ordinary people are getting screwed, GTA 6, the "men who have sex with men" community, banks rooting against the people, segregated diners, Vouge, and Alex Stein 99 calls in to talk about big booty Latinas, Uvalde, and Vito; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Oh, is this, look at my, does my hairline, look at this. You see how this side goes all the way up? Yeah, it makes me look bolder than I am. I'm not, no, I'm not this bold. I think the back is just fine. Yeah, the special last night got me all freaked out about my hair. Really what?

Split ends. Oh, split ends? I didn't have to wear with all to, what does that have to do with balding though? Cause it, what, and now I'm just all in my head about it. She said the split ends in my hair could go all the way up to my scalp and even go inside my brain if I don't get them taken care of immediately. She is.

And I don't know. So I was like, I think it's, some kind of a haircut scam. Yeah. Yeah. Recruiting for some kind of salon or something. Bitch, you just want to troll doll me. I know this scam. Yeah, yeah. You want to get me in there so you just want to troll doll me. I know this scam.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to get me in there so you can take a razor blade to the sides of my head. Like every other hair cutter. Oh, that's the deal. Yeah. So all that's the only cut they give you now if you have long hair. Is this you cut the sides right off?

They just pull up and then just shave the sides like some kind of weird fucking UFC fighter. Yeah. Or something, right? So now I see that haircut around now. Dude, the guys, do you guys do this? Well, it's like, because I look, I'm 40, I can't.

If you're 25 or whatever you're doing that fine, but it looks really redrded on me. It's a UFC haircut that started as the Hitler youth. That's what I thought. Because like the Hitler youth was kind of a hipster haircut where it was super short on the sides and they just kind of slicked it over a little bit. Proud boy, right?

Yeah, but it was kind of hipster almost before it was Proud boy. I don't think there were, when I used to see it. That was a magical time. This was before anybody, the Proud boys were a thing. But now it's like every UFC fighter, including the women. Yeah. The women are doing it. Yeah.

Well, and, you know, I don't know that they're all women. What, you know what is? And women's MMA. What can we say about it anymore? I'll tell you how I know they had an all women. Here, let's do this one first, they had an all women tour de France. Here's the headline.

Oh well, you've worked female tour de France descends into chaos after massive pile up. Look at him, look at him. Oh, I can just imagine the looks and all there, you've ever seen a woman steer a bicycle or anything with wheels just directly into something? That's called photo presented without comment. Next.

Yeah. The headline could have just been first, female, all female, tour de France. No story. There you go. In case anyone was wondering if there's any trans women in there, so I present to you, exhibit A, that they all wrecked in a giant pile.

Well, the trans woman is probably the one who's still standing over there. The trans woman's taking the picture. Oh, right, okay. She's gotta go proud. She's texting with the other hand down in the back. That one bike doesn't even have a person. It's just like indowed right into that neon green.

Well, she fell off, that woman fell off about two clicks back. I don't think there's a real one. I'm content. Yeah, good. Good. That's the first seats in the Women's Tour de France. You know that? They save on weight on their bikes,

because they don't need seats. Right, right, right. Wink, wink. There's, that's the first women's Tour de France. Yeah, wow. The first female Tour de France fell into chaos. It was marred by chaos and injury. Wow.

And just, just 45 kilometers from the finish line, they almost made it, Sean. And then they got way just, right at the end. Oh no. This is, they're gonna put this on a Wheaties box. Put this picture of all the women jammed up, their bikes all tangled up. How did they even get that apart?

They all just started crying. And then the tour had to call their husbands to say, Hey, you're, you're, your wife's crying. She needs you to come unentangle, untangle her bike from all the other bicyclers. How did it happen? How do you know which, what do you mean? How do you know which one? And it doesn't matter. It's all of them. Yeah. I want it to happen. Yeah, yeah. This dog ran out on a dog. That would be good. A dog was sitting there on the side of the road and made a move like it might possibly run out

and they all instantly panicked. And there was this gasping crescendo. A wave of a gasping. It's like the wave. It's like the wave of a ballpark, you know. And here it comes, you just see it ripple through the, and then they all started crying and yelling at the dog. A guy was standing there and he made a move.

He just put his arm down at the side and they all, he's running right for us. He's running out in the course. The stage included something over there. Look at the over there shot. That got satellite pictures of it. I mean, somehow, the women getting wrecked from... It's the entire width of the road. Like nobody made... I know, I know, but they didn't leave a line open or anything.

Well, that's what I mean. That doesn't, that's never happened in auto racing. What? You know, where the entire... There's nobody crashed over there. I better go over there. Where nobody makes it through like the entire width of the truck. Now, I'm sure that didn't happen.

You know, I'm going to lead, you know, probably leaders were already ahead, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, some people finished, I assume, right? And I'll finish it at the same time, because they're trying to, they were trying to do a historic thing. They just called it off. Oh, all the women had this, this idea they were going to come in like the rockheads with their arms around each other's shoulders.

Like, let's show these men that it's not all about competition in sports world. We're all going to finish it at the same time. And then men turn into women and go, it's all about competition in sports. And at the end one of them said, okay, we're at the finish line girls. Let's just make it right. And they all steered in independent directions left, right, up, back where they all chose a different degree to turn their...

That's what happened. Oh boy. How about this one? Here's another nice start to the day. For you, it's called the swim thick. What's up? Wow! This is a party for all fed ladies.

So look at the side, look at this, they're whalers on the moon. They are the moon. It's an entire swim party called Swim Thick 2022. So that's a cheg. So they're all in a pool. The pool looks like a consistent depth all the way across, right? Now, the pool is actually like a consistent depth all the way across right now Has the cause actually built on a neutron star Okay, now I say that that pool was filled halfway before the party

Because I know something about displacement Eureka yeah So I think that was filled with the Bellway maybe two feet of water maybe a foot and a half to two feet of water. It's about three and a half, four feet deep. 3.6 million views, that's one view for every calorie being consumed in this video. Wow. How do they know if they're like in water or just rubbing up against other fat ladies?

And of course there's a bunch of ton of super fit guys here. God, damn it. Well if, to, there is this. Well they're hired to be there. Clearly. Well they are. I'm sure. I mean, think about it, right?

It's like that maybe if it's good to be like super fit in a pool, a sea of just women. I think, maybe they treat you different, like a man. You know, I don't know. Fat brods. I think if two or three more go in there, then everybody's snacks and beach towels are getting wet. Because that's, it's pretty close to the edge now. Look at these bikinis on display. There's somebody counting.

There's somebody counting how many people are in the pool. They had to say, look DJ, do not play its raining men. It's banned because they're going to start jumping and they're going to break through the pool. Swim thick. You got to go. Swim thick. Swim thick. On the ground cut, we should dress up as a fat lady, put on some suits, you know, some

tits around, bikini, whatever, and walk. And just go in and around. Like where you don't even, you can't even hide the fat suit. You just walk in in a fat suit And you're like yeah, I'm here to swim That's how I roll yeah, whatever fuck you I identify as a as a thick swimmer Presenting dick I gotta go maybe we can sponsor it.

Swim click. Oh yeah! Welcome to the Gimdy Diggie. You got us to show up as a contest, give me a lot of fun. I'm Bunker Deep in the House of the Vellier. I'm your host, Nick Mash, the AKA The Knai Million Dollar Man joining me is always World Touring LA based comedian Sean the Audio Engineer. Hello, dude.

What's up, buddy? Thank you for joining us on this very unhealthy program. Thank you for not killing yourself, dial 988. If such a need arises, apparently that's been around for a long time and they're just trying to promote it now. Yeah, fuck was that noise? What do we got this week? Swim Thick.

Just jump right into it. Swim Thick. It's been haunting me, haunting my dreams, the thickness of the swimmers. They're that was thick, some thick swimming. I've yet sexed the dream in this week. I made a pact last week not to have no sex with any men. I kept my under the bargain.

Me too. Yeah, okay good. Any close calls? No. No. Can be accountability's here. Yeah, no one another pandemic part two. No, no close calls. No. There can be accountability's here. Yeah, yeah, no. No. No one another pandemic part two.

No, no close calls. Have you heard him describe it? The men having sex with men community? No. That's. That's. That's. Men having sex with men community?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't hear that. The men having, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a that like straight men who just say, I'm just like, I'm a straight man,

but I just have sex with other men. I don't know. Or is this, I'm sure it's okay, community. This is, look, this is the CDC director. You remember, this is the expert shot. I'm a child right? Let me see. Both of those children are traced back to individuals

who come from the men who have sex with men community. They're men community. What? I'm sorry, wait, what? This is the, the community. To? I'm sorry, wait, what? This is the black community. What? To individuals who come from the men who have sex with men community,

the gay men community. Oh, I almost fucked up there and call them gay men. That one really. What? How dare you call us gay? We are the men. We are the men who, we are the identifying with men penises who have who experience but whole sex Has it really tells true I mean look when you're talking This is sex with men has that whatever accidentally sprung to your mind

Who is oh, well who are they for well? They're from the men having sex with men talking point Well, they're from the men having sex with men. Is there any talking point? What the fuck? You know, there are some, there are some group, or you know, some people or some people in positions that just maybe shouldn't be there. Well, maybe are we talking as well? That just shouldn't, that just shouldn't have to worry

about PC. Like, that just, how was that PC? When you're talking about, well, I mean i mean obviously i think that's probably something that they have exactly that community somehow gay somehow gay is bad now or something i hope the sexual i mean like the gay men community i don't know that that just have execs with men that just reeks of that I'm terrified to say the wrong thing. That was wrong.

That's 100% wrong. Well, sometimes by being afraid to say the wrong thing, you say something worse. Ha, something keeps making noise. I don't know what that means. I'm not sure what it is. Oh, it's the meat thing. I gotta send Alex Steina a meeting right? Right, right.

130. Let's see what else you, you know I have to pick up my phone every, I have to pick up my phone all the time now. Why? Because of the swatting shit, because I'm afraid it's gonna be the cops again. Oh shit. Now the swatter had a real impact in my life. You mean so you're

getting a keep picking it up with the mortgage refining because you get all kinds of random fucking numbers. Do you have like you get the more scam likely? No, that kind of stuff or yeah, mine does that a long time where it's like scam likely. scam likely. Yeah, then don't put it through. Yeah, exactly. How about that? Yeah, but also I get a lot of, you know, I get a lot of calls that are like, well, you know,

I mean, I know somebody in this area code or this is my area code or this is whatever, but I know that's also how they get you. So check this out. Here's some more, here's a guide for the men having sex with men community. Yeah, which I'm out of now. Do she?

This monkey pox is true. Doory is here. I guess there's some kind of San Francisco festival for men having sex with men community. You can see your favorite kank and fetish in San Francisco. And this is a guide for how to not have monkey pox when you're doing it, right? And we blow it. Don't skip the piggy parties. Maybe I could read a, we're gearing up for an

exciting return of our favorite street festival in San Francisco up your alley. Oh, okay. A door alley. Up your alley. Festival about butt sex. Well, you're telling me you could have a festival about butt sex, but I can't have pretty much anything. There's no huge tits festival or smoking, but hey, let's all go light up cigarettes and have a big cigarette day at the beach.

And we're all gonna throw our cigarette butts in the sand. Be a big fucking fantastic day. Absolutely nothing for me. It is like the world's biggest ash tray, isn't it? Yeah, I remember you remember outside, make sure that like cigarette butts get sucked underground and they turn into oil. Why not? You remember outside, make trash cans, like cigarette butts get sucked underground, and they turn into oil.

Why not? But they used to actually just fill the tops of trash cans with sand. With sand. So satisfying. Yeah, it was just like literally sticking in. Stick it in. Stick it in.

Stick it in. Stick it in. Stick it in. It's so weird. I remember that. So the worst ash rays of the one where you just stick it in and let it go. You know, I just snuff it out at all. Yeah, yeah. ass phrase of the one where you just stick it in and let it go. You know, get the stuff out at all.

And that's what's the point, where you'll get your fill of hot hairy daddies. God damn it. Is this really the thing you want to be doing with all this monkey pox shit going around? I don't know man. Can't take two weeks off. It's probably safer to fuck a monkey. Where you'll get your fill of hot hairy daddies, hungry pigs, BDSM babes and all kinds of and kinks of all kinds.

Do she's got some hot tips for a fun and filthy weekend free of anxiety? I don't know if that's the, you should be free of all anxiety. Yeah, right, right. I don't know if that's a fun and filthy and free of anxiety. Something tells me you should have been a little anxious. Don't skip the piggy parties. What's a piggy party? He's got a little piggy nose there.

Don't Google it. We've heard some people who are worried about attending events out of fear of contracting monkey pox. We hope you partake while also taking steps to reduce the risk. It's been a long few years without community events because of COVID. We think it's time to get out there, get back out there.

Monkey pox is transmitted from person to person during skin on skin contact with a person who has a rash, like during sex or dancing. Yeah, either one. Like when you're, something tells me one is, when you're having unprotected butt sex with a guy or just dancing around pretty much the same or shaking hands fist pumps

Something about playing dress up take a friend of the jet dungeon. Wow. This is this is hardcore man What is this? Why is it like a drop of water? What is about your sex party? That's drop of water? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? and you still want to go out tonight cover it up with a band-aid what the fuck kind of advice is that if you're see a bump all over your skin and you're worried about be a monkey box but you still want to go out don't go out that's

the that's the warning if you think you have a monkey box don't cover it up with a fucking band-aid well that's probably not gonna pop off during some, during some heated angry butt sex. God. And to our alley. Oh my God. But we had to shut, we had to shut down everything. I couldn't go. You remember?

Well, here's the thing, it's not just the right who's like, oh, fuck it. Like, you know, I want to do this stuff. It's like, oh no,, like, you know, that's the right. I wanna do this stuff. It's like, oh no, we wanna do this stuff. Stick a band-aid on it. But they're getting away with it. I couldn't have a comedy shirt.

Yeah. Guys, I'm fucking fucking bullied. There's a boomer remover. Hopefully that is a minority. The ass men having sex with fucking men community could do whatever they want. God dammit. Jesus Christ. Just stick a want. God damn it. Jesus Christ.

Just stick a bandaid on it. Just stick a bandaid on it. That shit would never fly in the street world. And somebody fucking, yeah, no way. I can't believe that was, I can't believe that got out there in any way, shape or form. That's a fucking official transmission. For some, some organizers of a festival, right? right like yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucking that's reckless. I mean from what I understand, you know, you would prefer not to have monkeypox. And I mean, it's probably not fun. I wouldn't want it. Yeah. Let's say it's a zazier name sex box. Oh yeah. So if you have it now, people are gonna say like, oh, you got to know you were gay. Right. Well'll see that. I don't want you to know that.

Um, you know, I've read so little on monkeypox. I didn't know that it was primarily in the gay community until until you, I mean, I said that I'm pretty sure that that's the hate speech for me. I just honestly didn't know I can even say it. I, uh, it just hasn't been something that I've kept up on or been all that interested in. Have you ever had this experience, Sean? Yeah. Anytime anybody breaks a glass,

there's something that compels them to immediately reach for the glass. Has that ever happened to you? To reach the glass. To reach the glass. At a bar last night, I broke the glass and I swear to God, my first instinct, I don't know if this is just me,

like shattering or like in like, drop a table, broke, oh, right, clapping. And my first instinct is, I gotta tackle this bitch to keep her away from the glass, right? Is this just me? Anytime, anybody, if I ever hear a glass breaking,

I identify who dropped it, and then I will pick up a medical attention. Wipe them out so they can't start gathering up the glass. Yeah, don't do that. I don't know what it is about the glass specific. Somebody pulls a, spells a plate of food. They don't start scraping not shows up

and they're like, oh God, I gotta, I gotta go take this and throw it in the trash. But a glass, the worst possible thing where you can't see it and you're probably drunk. You're the last person that should be dealing with this immediately. Yeah. Right, you can't even have your glass probably drunk. You're the last person that should be dealing with this immediately. Yeah. Right, you can't even have your own glass.

Take it out. Get her out of here. Yeah, call me when they cleaned it up. Otherwise, where is it? Where's that glass? Yeah, I guess it's amazing. Sometimes if you, if for some reason it's real thick or something like that and it breaks into like three pieces,

then like, I think I've done that probably at home and like picked it up immediately. But like if you got like a restaurant glass and it shatters, there's no, what are you doing? Like there's no, you can't do anything with that. You gotta just, you gotta get somebody with a, you know, like a dust pan and a fucking broom. That's you, get away from it.

I'll tell you a handle that. Get away from it. Yeah, right, right. Should I forget what else I was about to say? Bank of America says we hope conditions for American workers will get worse. That's nice. Let me see if I pull up this memo.

Probably not really all that surprising, but. So the bank, they're worried about Bank of America executives that we hope working Americans will lose leverage in the labor market in a recent private memo obtained by the intercept. This newspaper place, I guess, making predictions for the U.S. economy. American seeking jobs should help push up the unemployment rate, mid-review. They want to get the unemployment ratio.

They want to get the people looking for jobs higher back to its highest that it's ever been. Yeah. So like, you know, unemployment rate up. Yeah, because that's what's doing the inflation that doesn't exist. It was transitory and we're not in a row. Do you see all the, we're not in a recession? No, it's not.

It's no longer two quarters of negative growth. Yeah. Well, you know, it's kind of, just like a thing we have a feel, everybody experts agree. Yeah, no, we got talking about it. That's not the definition. And people are eating it up, I guess. They must be, they must be, because we're not, they'll be saying it.

Well, somebody's out there right now going, oh, that's not true, we're not in a recession. Because it actually means, well, just like having ammo, it's gonna, sure, but it's gonna feel, well, if you, you can say the most outlandish things. Oh, like what? You can say the most outlandish things.

Like the guys that woman asked to do their year. And a certain percentage are going to believe it. No matter what. Yeah, no matter what. Well, you can't, listen, you can't argue with someone who has their mind made up. That's it. There's no amount of evidence you can present somebody

who just wants to believe. Regular people have too much leverage. That's the headline. Yeah, yeah. Should push up the owner. Too much, they're fucking it up. They're fucking it up for us. It's amazing.

And then all the Feds reverse repo shit, which is like, which is, just the government paying banks for not using their cash. Oh, yeah. Although try to look it up. If you try to look up what reverse repo is, you will just get page after page of gobbledygook, non-explanations, like garbage,

like the bunch of artists, when an asset is exchange, no, it's the government paying banks not to do anything with their money. Yeah, you got to find the definition of it. Three fucking percent a year, which we cannot get anywhere. Oh, God, yeah. Unless it's been decades since we've got money into fucking crypto scams.

Yeah. Obvious crypto scams. Yeah. Well, if not, they would use their money to give it, they would have to try to make money with it. I had money on that. We just want them hoarding. What do you guys, dumb? Remember CDs? Yeah. I had money on that. We just want him hoarding. What are you guys, dumb? Remember CDs? Yeah.

I had money, you had to keep it locked up for like a year, right? I had money in a CD. It was like six and a quarter percent interest. Oh, back in the year. Uh, 90s. Lately, late 90s. Late 90s. What the fuck were you getting, 6%?

Late 90s. Woo, okay. But that, I mean, and I mean, I mean, even just regular savings accounts, like half a percent. Yeah. What are they now? Half a percent. Oh, I'm less. I thought they're less like point two. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. No, those were like, they were over one. They're between like one and two, I think, just for like fucking two two percent, something like that. Just crazy. Doing nothing. You've got biggest bank in America saying that we want more people to not have jobs.

So they can't use, so they have no, so they have no leverage over the jobs that they're looking, they have no ability to shop around, they just have to take whatever they get. They're just trading their life away for whatever we're giving. That's ideal for us. And they're the same people running the part of the government that gives them money, not to spend their money. Right, just gives them money for existing. Well, we printed trillions of dollars.

So, and we know that would be, that would be, if we you guys actually had to use that to pay these peons that we hate and want to grind their bones to make our bread, that would be disastrous for us. So we've got a system where we're just going to pay you not to use any of that money, not to feel obligated like you have to get some kind of competitive return because you can all just give us your cash and we'll pay you the same amount.

And we're going to make purposefully, make it on purpose, you'll never get an explanation like the one I gave. You got him as giving banks money, not to spend their money. That's it, it's always garbage, it's always garbage. That's what makes me so upset about it. It's all these complicated terms, like no one has a chance to understand.

It's not like, well, that little boy's wearing a dress. I hate it. You're just, well, you know, it's actually very complicated. It's financial, isn't it? Yeah. It's a lot of kids have her. God, you fuckers.

It's just, it's so, you don't have any, like the American dream you just cannot believe. Nobody can believe in it anymore. And the, anything about how it works, it's just, it's not you are not set up to be able to do what you feel like you should be able to do. It's second, it's favorable to you. They will, they hang out. It's the, it's the whole, if it's normies are getting, if it's good for you, bad for them, bad for them,

good for you. Yeah, that league. I mean. I mean, here's the most pressing issues. Here's Kamala Harris talking. I know I want to welcome these leaders for coming in to have this very important discussion. Okay, wait, this is the... Good afternoon. I want to welcome these leaders for coming in to have this very important discussion.

We're going to mask for no reason. And about some of the most pressing issues of our time. Most pressing issues of our time, what do you think that is? Well, probably like. Probably something that's really not pressing or that. Most pranks. Most pressing issues of our time. Here we go.

I am Kamala Harris. My pronouns are she and her. I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit. And, um, what? That's the most, I know. What is the thing is she's a vertigo? Doesn't just think blue suit offensive. I mean, how the fuck do they? She, no really one color it is sitting at a table,

I'm wearing a blue suit. Didn't they go around the horn? Listen to this shit. Thank you, Madam President. My, my pronouns are she, her, I'm a white woman. It's fucking shit's out of face. It's trying to be crazy. Yeah.

Red dress, and I'm wearing a secret mask so you can see my red lips. This is the most pressing issue. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?

What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? around the horn where you give your pronouns and talk about the color of your fucking blazer. That's what this is. A table full of women sitting around talking about the color of their clothes that they're doing. And now they're doing it for blind people, they say, this is, oh, well, we're doing this for blind people. This is a blind thing. Yeah, apparently, apparently, blind people really need to know what color your fucking blazer is. What if they, I mean, plus what the fuck do they know about blue anyway if they've been blind since birth?

I don't know. Oh, I know. There's a, what color is your blazer? Blue, calm cool. And red is hot. I don't fucking know. You know, I don't know what they, what they, what they, what they,

what they've been so much. Now I have, I mean, yeah, I've, that's great. So this is for blind. What color is your blazers? Six. What does it matter to you? You're fucking blind. Who cares? You know, there's one percent of me that goes, man, have deep fakes gotten this good? Because this cannot be real.

Nobody could have done this and let this out. Because they're all sitting around a table talking about the fucking clothes. This is a nightmare scenario of women in charge Sitting around saying I'm a woman. Oh no shit. Wow What a fucking shocker that is that please prove to your woman you got it I'm gonna describe the color of the blazer. I'm wearing all of this. This is literally the weirdest thing I have ever seen He's not the color their blazers were bad here. I'm in the space of this critical conversation.

Critical. Oh, critical. These are the most pressing issues of art. How about a little fire? And they're, because they don't care. Because they're winning. They're thriving. But they're savory.

Who's this quick price guy? He's kind of funny. Yeah, yeah. With one highlight. Wait, wait, what was that? I'm's kind of funny. Yeah, yeah Wait, wait, what was that? Yeah, okay, I'm a Latina with one highlighted hair and wearing a grey blizzard over a black shaped dress Man, what the fuck it's like the Rick and Morty episode when they go to the planet of women This is how they're greeting each other. I'm a Latina with highlighted hair. Well, the fuck cares you dumb bitch.

There, no, no woman is ever becoming president or vice president again. I'm just glad Trump didn't do it. He's need Trump buried his wife and his golf course for a tax break. Get any sticker as one of like the railroad ties, fronting a fucking pond or something. I just didn't like this. I mean, I don't care about corpses. Like, right. No, ironically, like all of a sudden every, all of a sudden the left is so offended by

this. Like, well, you guys, I mean, corpse is a little, if we're ranking clumps of cells, I will put a corpse under a fucking fetus. You guys don't seem to have a problem with that one. Well, that's sudden Trump does it. It's a problem. Yeah, I guess in New Jersey, if you bury some, but I'm not sureumps of cells, I'll put a corpse under a fucking fetus, you guys don't seem to have a problem with that one. Well, that's sudden Trump does it as a pro. Yeah, I guess in New Jersey, if you bury somebody on your thing on your property tax break, I know that. I'm gonna burn up my parents in the backyard. There you go. This fucking property tax gone. Right under it like you, you know, whenever you plant something new, just stick them right under it first. Yeah. Well, yeah, motherfucker, just stick them right under it first. Yeah.

Well, you have mother f-fossilist. I'm gonna ask you. You're gonna have a f-ing lemon tree, the size of a f-ing cypress. Recyc, dot finance. You send us your parents, we'll cremate them, and then we send them out, you know, if you subscribe to our service,

we send you some cre-mated remains of boomers. Right. That nobody really wanted. We go to the morgue, put them in a sack, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, you don't know what I mean. You're going to get your own people back, you know, they just send you some ash. Yeah. Yeah, they do. Yeah. They throw us in every once in a while, they throw something that looks like a tooth in there. Yeah, I'm like, I'm busted for that shit. Really? Yeah, for like,

they fucking take the bodies and then they sell them somewhere else or whatever and they just fucking give you a bunch of fucking ashback. Yeah. People are obsessed with corpses. Yeah. So that's one of the weirdest things. Yeah, it's very super stupid. It's very deep like it, you know, like it's like a fucking body. What do you mean?

Yeah. Why do you care at all? There's something in our, in our, our costs, the, our tens of thousands of dollars. Something our psyche is about doing something with like the dead, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, now that I know it's a tax break. There you go. Trump.

He's the only good one. The only good boomer. The only good boomer. Okay. He was the good one. The only, we'll remember him for that. I saw Mike Cernovich say he's tired of the boomer hate. Like you, nope.

Nope. Sorry, but. Yeah. You better watch it. Sounds awfully boomery. Right, right. Not me. He's not that old.

Never fucking tired of it. Never. Even when the last one is gone. Still be shooting on him. Well, that was the most depressing issues of our times. I'm a woman in a blue suit. Wow. Yeah, I got recession stuff.

Yeah. Did you see this beach body fiasco? Let me pull this up. The Spain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. The Spanish government used the image of this, of a bunch of like fat ladies that they found on Instagram,

but they didn't give them any credit. Yeah, because it's obviously just fucking put it, it's just composed terribly. Yeah, but they didn't like ask. They just grabbed their, they grabbed a, yeah, they grabbed one woman who had a misectomy and used their right question. This is an ad, you know, first of all a misectomist use their life. This is an ad.

You know, first of all, the beach doesn't need any advertisements. Right. It's the beach. Every, like even animals. Hey, do you like sun and water and sand and stuff? You're like, you know, you're like, you know, you're like, you know, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like,

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Well, let me find out some more information on this. Yeah, this lady's thing was used. The summer is ours too. What? Miss Greenlord is seen at the bottom left of the image. She was shaking with rage after she saw her photos had been edited to remove her prosthetic leg. Because that's too far.

I don't even know how to explain the amount of anger that I'm feeling right now. Oh, shut the fuck up. Fuck you. There's one thing using my image without my permission. But it's another thing editing my body. Well, no, I'd be more upset about using my image without my permission. I wouldn't care.

That's, oh, I'm sorry. I'm too immediately because it's fucking, that's you. It's the likeness. It's gotta be worth something. Yeah. Yeah, or else why'd they use it? Why didn't they use themselves? Oh, they're all attention-horror, it's a fuck of,

putting the use themselves. Oh, no, it's lawsuit. It's plain and simple. I can't find the slogan. It was like, like, said, everybody's the first day. Like, said, everybody's the first day.

Like, said, everybody's the first day. I'm not sure. The government would. Fuck yeah. Yeah, hold on. Let me try to find it. Everybody is beach ready. Uh, all women's, oh yeah,

all women's bodies are beach ready. This is their ministry of equity, equality or something. I don't know. And then they did that. They ripped off all their pictures. Yeah. Oh yeah. What a fucking, it's like a nightmare.

Like you got a big fat, you got a big fatso on the right with tattoos all over her. Some kind of gross lesbian couple in the middle. A woman with a peg leg on her left. A woman who had it to her tits cut off, like whatever, that sucks, but I just don't want to think about it. Right? I'm going to the beach.

Okay. Very odd. That's the beach in Spain. For you. Okay. Segregated diners, Portland restaurant comes up with an innovative new idea to promote racial equity, creating separate sections for black and white diners. Oh, I see. Huh. We want to create, if we want to provide a safe space for our diners of color to ease the trauma of living in this racist society.

Mm-hmm. The honor is said, wow. You think of the racist, like just said... Done. ...on your article? I don't think so. Let's see.

Dude, dude, dude. Dadoot. Uh... Let's see Dude, dude, dude I Hope it's added on your article No I can't see it Maybe it's a joke. I mean sad again again, well, it's things read like that. Let's see.

Oh, no, there it is. Yeah, we wanna provide a space. State's, all right. State's, oh, bitch. What, oh, bitchy-wary and celebrities? No, this is the this is the Portland newspaper. Celebrities. Oh, I don't know. It is state first news. I don't know. Is it a joke?

Whatever. Maybe. Fuck it. Here's, uh, here's Zelensky on, uh, on the cover of Vogue. Did you see this? No. Look at him. Wow. God, dude, you're taking a break from war to cause of the air. Who's this for? It's like, this is the good guy. Ah, man. Yeah, these are all like,

I don't know. If you were doing a war, would you say like, I pat, I'm not going to do that. Yeah, you get right. I think people would hate me if I did that. It's not going to do that. It's crass. It's fucked up the whole country. You should have just surrendered right away.

I take those areas that ended up being free anyway, saved everybody bunch of headache. Wouldn't have got to pocket all that money, but. It's gnarly. This is a winner. Mission accomplished right here, Fug. For women. This is for women. Yeah, well, Vogue is. Yeah, right.

This picture, the whole thing. The whole fucking thing is for women. The whole, the whole war, this jack, look at this death claw. He hasn't as a wife by the way. Wearing this military shit. Whole goddamn thing's been for women. Okay, there you go.

Good stuff. Yes, it's fantastic. Parents suing meta over, oh, here's a video games meta for you. Yeah. Rockstar. Yeah, rockstar games, yeah. Yeah, you know them.

They're new things all cleaned up. They cleaned up their frat boy culture. They make GTA. Yeah. GTA 6 is they cleaned up their frat boy culture and they put a spicy Latina in as the main character. Michelle Rodriguez. Always it. I don't know. Just a clown of Michelle Rodriguez with Snoop Dogg hair't know. Just clown of Michelle Rodriguez with Snoop Dogg here. Let me see if I can get a picture of her for GTA 6. Early something in GTA 6. Prestitute rapes you.

You can play as a spicy Latina. There's no more homophobic jokes or a frat boy culture, whatever that is. Okay. So if you were worried about that for a year, they also have like no more having to work hard to engineers are like all on a 40 hour work week, there's no crunch time, or anything like that.

They just release the game and then get fucking millions of people to test it and work out the bugs, right? That's what they do now. That's what they've done for years now. It used to, everybody, it's all I hear, is everybody fucking complaining? How fucked up the first several fucking versions are? Yeah.

Of everything. They left the company because employees had to work a hundred hour weeks to finish Red Dead Redemption 2. So they faced a lot of criticism for making their employees work to finish a game. Honestly, I think that's probably a lie too. Which part? The hundred hour weeks. Oh, yeah. I that's probably a lie too, which part? The 100 hour weeks. Oh yeah. I think like maybe 60, maybe like, yeah, well yeah.

Maybe I had to work on a weekend. Do you know how many fucking, do you know how many hours, a hundred hours in a week is? That was a lot. It's insane dude. It's like almost never done. Yeah. I mean, it has been done.

I don't think, yeah, like who knows, maybe one person, one time worked close to that amount, I don't think that's anywhere near the truth. And me either, in relation to that statement makes you think, oh my God, they had a crew working around the clock. So their solution to this was not to give them more money to actually get the game done well. It's to just not work that hard.

Like, well, yeah, yeah. Well, let's make a shittier game. We'll put a woman on it, and then we'll say that anyone who syncs the game sucks is misogynist. How about that? How about we do that? In the hiring of additional producers to ensure that workloads are better managed because

that's what any project needs is more management. Anything, any project that's suffering from deadline, crunch, or inefficiencies? Yep. Well, the number one solution for that is, well, add some managers. Right. More people in the bottleneck. Everyone that's doing work. Plug the bottleneck a little more. It should have two managers.

Because they're probably, the problem is they probably aren't communicating well. That's why the code's not getting written faster because the communication is suffering. Yep. So if we have two or three people who can take their communicating to another person that's doing actual work, yeah. Okay, we could crank this game out in a weekend. Yeah. Well, I look forward to that. Got a link. Yep. See here. That was a tax thing.

Pretty funny. Oh yeah, here's one. For yeah. Did you see that this lady, this WNBA lady who got arrested in Russia for having weed, is getting traded. We're trading an arms dealer, like the guy that the Lord of Wars based on, we're trading with Russia. That actual guy.

Yeah, the real guy. Oh yeah, we've traded, we've traded people forever. Yeah, that's a normal thing. Yeah, so she's in jail in Russia. That's how we got to, that's a normal thing. Yeah, so she's, she's in jail in Russia. That's how we got to, that's how we got to, who's at Francis Gary Powers, the YouTube pilot who got shot down. That's how we got him back. We traded. Oh, really? We traded for him. So we've got a woman who is in jail in Russia for weed for something that people are in jail here for, right? Yeah. And we're trading somebody who is runs selling guns, which should also be legal.

And also they have tons of people in jail for. But we're not doing anything about, we could just trade them all, right? Right. All that. The stuff from scratch. I can't, I really, and now I'm kind of thinking of it like, well, all right, so is the gun runner? Like I understand how the gun runner is a threat

to the government because they have monopoly on violence. So is the WN, is the black WNBA lady? Is that our version of a gun runner? Like is she so powerful with like woke weaponry and equality that this is actually a fair trade, is obviously she's worthless as an athlete and an entertainer, because WNBA player, no one fucking cares.

Yeah. So there must be some kind of equivalence for this trade to exist. Well, I think social media is making her more important than she is in the big scheme of thing. You know what I mean? It's got the optics of like, you're going to let an American citizen like Rodden Jail over there for fucking. We have tons rotting in jail here.

For weed. Yeah, but this one's on social media. Right. Yeah. So is the is the objective free her and then like poison the more the WNBA and by extension the NBA against like Russia. Like is that the is that the deal here? It seems I don't think so. I mean, I there's got to be a reason for it. Like there's no way. I think it's just to get I think it it's just to quell whatever outrage they perceive there

to be. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I don't think there's a whole lot more to that than that because people, it's like today, billions of people are pissed off about this. They won't remember in a week, but I don't know if anyone, like I barely even saw this happen. Yeah.

I know. I know. It's shady. That we got a WNBA star being freed for something that happens all the time here. Okay, let's see here. I've got P is a problem. P is a problem.

Oh, Hispanic voters too. Yeah. It's an issue. Uh oh. Yeah. Your people are. The poios have come home to roost Sean. Look at this.

Okay. Hey. Uh, that lats, lats an x shit. Mm. Mm. Mm. Didn't go well. Voting for Congress key democratic voting groups voters under 30. Yeah.

We're all retarded. Uh, 66% lean Democrat 24% Republican. Wow. Under 30. that's crazy. Only a quarter, women, 49% Democrat, 39% Republican. Okay. Closer than I might have thought. Hispanic voters, this is devastating. 45% Democrat. So it's, it used to be, that used to be high, high, high. Yeah, I mean, it's 42%.

It's very close. Republican, that's very fucking close. Yeah, very, that's the same, that Latin shit, man. Have really pissed some people. You think so? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So what have you heard about anything Latino

in the last four years? Just build a wall and the tanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Mexican people support a wall. the tanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Mexican people support a wall once they get over. I gotta fuck these guys. They're coming in lowering wages. All right, anyway, they know how to do math. Okay, let me see if Alex is around.

Okay. We had him on once before, right? Yeah, he's funny. Yeah, he goes and shows up to meetings, right? Dude, he's like blowing up. Ro, really? Yeah, he was the guy that said big booty Latina to AOC. And then she had a meltdown. Yeah. He's kind of getting serious now, too. Like, he went into the Uvald. Well, that's police people and read them the riot acts for fucking up. Yeah.

Yeah. Be careful about getting too serious. Yeah. Cause he's got a good, he's got a good thing going on. Yeah. Right. As if Alex challenged you to say, well, I'm always a comedian. Then he gets skated by that.

Well, it makes it, yeah, it makes it hard to lean back on things like a satire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The people like to throw around when they at least give, you know, some, some kind of, at least give somebody an out to go, well, it's satire. Like, I know that 99% of people who say it's satire, it's full of shit. It's what they, it's what they fucking believe. Yeah, yeah, it's what they fucking believe, but they're like, it's higher than you could say. Yeah, seriously, yeah, it's what they fucking believe, but they're like, it's ours that you could say.

Seriously, it's like, yeah, okay, I knew that. Fucking tricks smart people. Yeah, it tricks people who are too smart. So that shit somewhere else. Did you see that the Sandy, the Alex Shawn Sandy Hook people are going to ask for like a hundred million dollars? Oh, I'm sure. Against Alex Shawn.

Sure, I'm sure. Well, it's always an astronomical amount. What kid is worth? I mean, they already won something, right? I don't know. Did they? Yeah, he already won it. They won it, like millions of dollars already.

At what point? Well, the lawyer's gonna go, we can go for this, this, this, this, this, and this. It's how you got sued for what you got sued for. Yeah. But at what point do they lose the crowd of public opinion? Never. I don't know.

They sue Alex Jones. We're giving you $1 trillion. How about that? Well, look, the people who didn't shoot your kids. For Alex Jones. Even if he did shoot your kids $100 million, that's a lie. I think here's how I, this is just my knee jerk reaction. For people who like our million, for people who like Alex Jones,

him paying them a dollar is too much, for people who don't like Alex Jones, there's no amount of money that could be too much. A dollar would be perfect. They could go, you know, a dollar would be perfect. Okay, symbolic, like Oscar Wilde won a lawsuit. Do you have to pay taxes on it? Yeah, I don't know.

Right, that's their kids at their house. And what's, what, yeah, is sort of dollar, you know, what, no, in place. It seems excessive. Like, it seems. It seems like what, well, you're saying it didn't happen, right? Crisis actors. Right.

Well, I'm making fun of it and say. You didn't shoot the kids. No, he didn't shoot the kids. 100 million is a lot. He didn't shoot the kids and he didn't, and, he didn't create and he didn't, uh, you know, he didn't create an invite, you know, like where I think people should go shoot some kids. He didn't say anything like he just commented on it after the fact. So, I mean, but it's completely expected in my mind. That's, I would think that they would be numbers like that. I think you get

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Yeah. I see. I'm not there yet. Did I get it? Did I tell anyone to call in? Cantillians is there. No, yeah, let's talk to him. Hey, Cantillians, are you there?

I'm well. Hey, what's up, Dick? How are you doing, buddy? Good. How are you? Are you okay? Nice to hear your talk to you too. I did not. Hi, hi, Sean. Yeah, hi. No, I you too. I did not. Oh, hi, hi Sean.

Yeah, hi. No, I did not. I did not hurt myself and I am not a loser like Chris. He says that motherfucker. Yeah, he's drinking and fucking all these accusations. He threw out a lot of accusations saying that I got fired for drinking that I'm a piece of shit. That's cool.

I don't know. I don't know what the fuck that guy said. Yes. Oh no. I've been trying to get a hold of them as you've seen and trying to get the Chris cancass going back again. Okay. He heard himself and that somebody fell and they hurt themselves.

I'm concrete or something. I don't know. No. He heard himself. I had somebody fell and they hurt themselves. I'm concrete or something. I don't know. No, that wasn't. Well, maybe if I was drunk, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. I can't trust that, man. Okay. Um, well, I hope you get back together. Oh, no, everything's fine. I just, you know, this what makes me a rage dick. How about corporate restructuring? It's such a broad term where they all of a sudden just say, yeah, like we merged with another company, your position is no longer needed. Sure. Yeah.

And yeah, so there you go. That's my rage. Did that happen to you? That happened to me. That's why I got fired. It's not because I was drunk. Yeah. So.

Not because I was drunk. What was your job drinking related? I wish it was. I make it a lot easier. So you got redundant. You got a, you were redundant. They found I was redundant. And then they started bringing in professionals from the other company to take over my business. That happened with Fox and Disney. That's got to be kind of humiliating now. Like you were up against everything. But the other guy was better than you. They've decided. Well, yeah, the good news is, I feel

this person off of your vacation. So and trying to find a job. What'd you do in your month? Do they give you something though? Did you get a severance? I got a little bit of a severance. Yeah, I got out of only a month pace,, pay of severance, but it's something. What I've been doing, I have, I traveled down to Mexico for about a week.

So that was pretty sick, went down to Capo. Got, I did get drunk there. So that's you hook up with any senior readers while you're down there. I maybe got, maybe, maybe had a little a little fun did not have sex because I'm not about to get monkey pox. No, only gay guys can get, oh, unless you're. No, no, no, no, I don't know what the hell they have, Dan. Get Chris on the line right now.

Monoparks down there. No, that's been pretty much it. So anyways, long story short, still working on trying to get the fuck off. I'm trying to get the Chris King and cast back. That's what I'm trying to do. So good luck. That's it. Yeah, thanks, buddy. Yeah. Glad to hear that you're not a loser. Well, you know, I'm still a loser, but I mean, I'm listening to the show right now. So yeah. Okay, what do you think we are? We're on the show. There he is. There he is. I love that. Hey, Dick, good to talk to you. It's always that Alex. Alex, can you hear us? I can't hear you. Let me see here.

Maybe I got something fucked up. Stattings. Now it's all coming back to me. His fire backdrop. I think, yeah, I think your, uh, I think something's messed up on your end. Because there you are. You will win some other microphone. Can you hear me now? The hardest working man in the alt right. That's what you're working proud boy alive. The big booty man himself, the booty hunter. Booty chase. The booty hunter. It's like some weird discovery offshoot.

Oh my God. I'm not a Australian accent. That shape was the funniest shit I have ever seen. You telling AOC about her big booty and her melting down? Mm. It's not as good as what you did with Dr. Phil, but it's close. Oh, you flatter me.

But then didn't you like, didn't she like confess something about January 6th based on your trolling? What happened there? As soon as I got on here, I had to eat this fruit roll because I need a sugar high. What I'm saying is yes.

So I go and this is my plan. So long story short, a lot of times I go and I yell at these politicians and I get mad at the ones on the right like Dan Khrinshaw come up with a little bit of a story. So I'm going is yes. So I go and this is my plan. So long story short, a lot of times I go and I yell at these politicians and I get mad at the ones on the right like Dan Krenshaw come, I patch McCain.

I love that. I patch McCain. I fucking hate that guy too. My point being is if you yell and you get a politician's face, you're like, oh, FU, you suck, you know, they get that all the time. Like I become friends with Marjorie Taylor Green and she says people call her a bitch and the C word all the time. So they ignore that.

So I said on Sarah Gensal's show before I even went to DC, I said, if I see AOC, I'm going to call her my favorite big booty Latina and I'm going to sexualize her. I'm going to sexualize her. I'm going to sexualize her. Only because I knew, I didn't know it would get this sort of response, but I knew that if I actually gave her the ammunition that she wants, because she always talks about the reason people don't like her, so they want to date her. Yeah. Okay, well, let me actually sexualize her a little bit, see how she responds.

Yeah. Because you guys, how do you guys first had me on is me going to city council meetings. And if you go and you speak seriously at the city council meetings, they don't pay attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the goofier you get, the more they pay attention. So that's why I was like, well, let me be a pervert. Let me sexy or raster.

Without being too sexual, I said big booty Latina. And then her revisionist history, as I said, you're being juicy. Ah, so nice. Dude, that was my favorite part. Like her retelling, I was like, oh, he was saying that he wanted to fuck my big fat. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. How do you remember it, AFC? That's not what happened. He was saying that he wanted to fuck my big fat. I like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa That happens in the last thing called in. Yeah, let me play that clip for Sean. That you specifically assaulted him. Yeah, I got it.

I didn't touch him. Maybe it was somebody else and it was in his blind spot. He said that I officially assaulted the 60 year old woman that fell down. She didn't fall down. I didn't even touch her. I pushed her. She was just looking at this stuff and she kind of slowly walked into a pillar. She didn't really walk into it.

Okay, I think I have it. This is my footage. See, my footage, it looks all blurry because they grabbed my camera and stuff. And then luckily, there's been, there's three other angles where, where, you know, I get a little exonerated. I do get exonerated. Okay, this is on Rebel HQ. I don't know if it's the right one. I'm going to play it right now. Hey, I passed me, Kate. You're lying on your phone. You're going with it right now! It's going nuts man!

You're lying on your phone! You're going with it right now! So this is an assault me! I passed me, Ken! I passed you, Ken! I passed you, Ken! You're going with it right now! Oh yeah, okay, here it is from far away.

So just for people around watching the video, you have a GoPro held above your head, you're screaming, I patched my cane. And he's like walking like normal, like the smuggest fuck in the world. Like he's totally untouchable. And you're getting manhandled by these two guys. You're a big guy. So these guys must also be pretty big.

One of them's in a fucking cowboy hat, like they're Biff Tannin's bodyguards, on tarage, and back to the future too. Yeah. Uh, And so he says somehow I assaulted him. Look, watch this. Are they grabbed me?

Oh my God. Yeah. They take you down. No, then take me down the other guy took himself down. He tried to grab myself. He's taking the selfie stick broke. You know, and it was just, it's just a flimsy little selfie stick.

He tried to grab it. I'm holding the other end and it just snapped on him. And so his head security guard fell into the wall. So they didn't like it. These politicians have thin skin and I'm going back to DC. I'm going to spend a week in September there for five nights. And I would have got more politicians last time I was there, but they had a memorial for World War II, but the second day, so I couldn't go up there because the capital was closed down. And then the third day I was going on Tim Poul second day. So I couldn't go up there because the capital was closed down and then the third day I was going on Tim Pulse show. So that's what I went up there for.

So I didn't have any time that day. My point being is I'm going for a week in September and for anybody that didn't know because there was a new knowledge to me, you can go right up to the capital steps. You can literally go up to the steps. All these people are like, what? You can just go right by me.

I didn't know that. Yeah, anybody can. You can go and there's a ton of journalists, like actually, you know, legit journalist, what are you, whatever you want to call them? They're still wood fired behind them and real bad. No, not even that. No, they're actually kind of scum here because like a lot of them, when I say real, they're like the independent Washington, not Washington Post, but like the Washington Journal

or whatever fake news outlet. Yeah. And they sit there because they're the ones. So I had a comedy show in DC that night where I booked the DC Arts Center. And so they pulled out. Yeah. Yeah. It's only like 62 C. The venue is small. Yeah. And I sold it out, which is like $1,400. It's not even that much money. But people bought tickets drove in from all over Virginia Beach, all over Virginia, New York. I think somebody came from I believe I remember correctly, not in New York City, but like, you know, New York State.

Yeah. People drove all over because they want to come there. And they canceled the gig because they said that they had a security issue, which in the contract they're allowed to do. But really, it was just as Washington, Jarls calling it. Bullshit. And being like, yeah, this guy is a sexual harasser. He sexually harasses politicians.'s actually harassed his politicians.

We have one of those two. We have one of those independent journalists who calls venues. Big booty Latina. Have you guys had venues canceled on you too? I've almost everyone. Like every single show we've ever had, I have to have a conversation with the manager. Like you're gonna get calls. And then after show we've ever had, I have to have a the conversation with the manager, like you're going to get calls. And then after they get them, like, oh, wow,

yeah, that call was a little spicier than we thought. Maddox has, can't, Maddox has called venues and said, I work with the alt right. And then we had a guy, a prank caller pretended to be the city comptroller and called the venue and got like all of the info. Like the guy just told him everything. Yeah, I was a guy by the name of Maddox and he said this and that and this is his email. Like should the you docks you docks the prank caller. Wow. Wow. Good. That's going to investigate the journalist. It was great. Um, and then the last one we had in Florida in Tampa, but it was during COVID, right? Yeah. The last show we did, it was, the woman was like fighting on our behalf.

She's like, they had a big meeting about whether they should cancel our show and she's like, are you guys fucking kidding me? You guys all say just as bad as stuff as this guy is saying all the time. Get the fuck out of here. Let him do a show. Yeah. And you know, it's funny to say that because like, barstual sports, like I have some friends that work there and they're like, you know, I'm persona non-grading, I thought I even want to go on there and show that much.

But I'm saying it's like, I was listening to barstool sports podcasts. It's literally all about like drugs and debauchery. But if you're political, that is worse. You know, it's weird, you can literally say that like, I'm a prostitute, or I get gang banged, I do cocaine, I do unfettered means. But if you say that you have, that you don't like abortion, oh no, this guy doesn't want to abort you. We gotta get him.

We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him.

We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him.

We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta get him. We gotta they like, no, we got to keep Alex Stein away. He's like, he's like an alpha. He's given off this alpha male energy. We got to keep him out of our circle. Like I swear to God, that's what it really is. It's deeper than politics. It's deeper than all this shit. That's just, that's their MO. Well, it's always fear. Yeah. He's going to get in here and he's going to start talking with women. So why people, yeah, it's the it's our most base instinct. I

Can't disagree because did you know in the video Riley O.C.s fiancee got totally cook. I mean he was a total cook old I'm saying you're a big booty Latina. He's in the video walking by me He doesn't turn around and say hey, bud cut it out. It doesn't say one word. I mean, yeah I mean if you if you your girlfriend's getting cat cold, he didn't even have to say fuck you. He could just be like, hey, bud, you know, cool your jets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, calm down.

He didn't even have the balls to do that because we know where's the thong in the relationship. It's AOC. Like, he felt so scared. He didn't even want to get interjects himself, which at that point, it's almost just your natural reaction. Somebody's cat calling your girlfriend, even though I was being gentle and sweet, a big booty Latina, that's not really, that's not like saying, oh, let me fuck you.

You know, I wasn't being that perverted. She worked at a bar for God's sake. I mean, you don't think she ever got cat calls with mine's bar from some drunk guy? Give me a break. He had like a big smile, like the Chester cat. Yeah, he's loving it. He's loving it.

This is the best meme. It's a picture of Riley holding a cell phone like this at some event. And then on the other of the meme, it's like Riley's favorite sex position. And he's like this in a Tim filming some of the video. See, and that's just that sort of the memes are the best part. And so, so to finish what I was saying earlier is I'm going for weeks. I only really had one day in front of these politicians. And they all have to go there.

Now, there's tunnels where they don't have to go through the steps. But a lot of times they get called randomly for the votes, like they don't know, they might be eating dinner, they might be doing something. So they just have to haul ass up there. And the capital police who she threw under the bus, so she proceeded to go in there vote for three hours on legislation, make 10 instruments. The shouldn't reason, right? Yeah, of course not. No, no, no, no, no, no, they just vote whatever three hours on legislation make 10. And she comes out and she proceeds to throw the January 6th, throw the whole wrench into investigation by saying the Capitol police let in the writers. That's right. It's right.

But let's be let it doesn't take half a brain to realize a QAnon shaman is a retard and could not have gone into the Capitol building and let somebody let him in I mean did it doesn't take like people think that like what is he like James Bond He's got a little Unlocking kids unlocking the capital thing is going past the lasers and getting and no do they were let in I mean whether you want to admit that or not. It's pretty obvious that There probably were some capital police were sympathetic to the writers outside.

I'm sure not every capital, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You think every capital police like Joe Biden got 81 million votes fair and square or whatever, whatever you want to believe, everybody lives in a different reality. I'm just saying we don't all live the same reality. So for her to think that of somebody let him in,

I think that's pretty factual. I think she's actually being accurate. And the reason why she threw the Capitol Police on the bus is because they wouldn't arrest me for simply saying, you're my favorite big booty Latina. I mean, this is the world we live in. Like they just wanna hold these police to some different standard.

They can't be embarrassed. They can't be embarrassed. I mean, like I am being- Throw them in prison. You're gonna get rid of them. Yep. It's crazy, the amount of power that you think, QAnon Shaman guy has, it happens with baked Alaska too.

Every time somebody says, like, oh, baked Alaska is in for a minute, I'm like, what do you think baked Alaska knows? Like, what do you think, do you think he's like baked Alaska, like takes off his shades and has a British accent is talking about like doing what to the government? What is he conspiring with and with whom? Like, he's just a guy that goes on live streams. He doesn't know shit. He doesn't do it. Who's the other guy, the autistic guy we've had in here? Uh, Chaggot. Chaggot. Do you know, Chaggot Alex? Right. These two are kind of familiar. You have to be right. Come on. I do want to be the Chaggot, but I want to say thank you. The President trust. On PKA about me. I was like, Oh, dick, I really appreciate

you saying that. Yeah, I love PK when you I saw that clip. Oh man. I'm trying my damn best wherever I get on a big show. I just try to get my guys on that show. Like, look, you guys got to talk to Alex Stein, bring him on. You'll love him. You'll love I like I'm I'm a big believer in like helping out anybody I can, it's important. It's important. Well, I appreciate it. Okay, but let's talk about Shaggot.

Let's talk about these artists that they think are running the country. This is a reason, it's not Bait the Laska, but these people in the Rico, whatever you want to call it, these mafia charges, they all think because there's one person ruling them all, because they have some sort of pyramid scheme that there's like one person telling them what to do. They think that that's what's happening to with Bayt Alaska, you know, they think there's gonna be some guy, you know, that's bossing him. That bait is like, you know,

has a, you know, whatever, like some computer program, he's like, we're gonna rally the truth in real life. And then, there, and there, and then we're gonna have a game plan and we're gonna get into the capital. That's what get access to the time machine. And next one we're going back in time and we're taking away the 19th amendment. All right, ready? Like what do you think he's doing?

What does he have to inform on? Nothing. That's like a fucking mafia tactics. Like the mafia had shit to inform on. This is just a jackass on Twitch. They think he's like a mafia also. He's a guy with a selfie stick. And that's what I'm saying. And even the information they got like Brandon Stracka is a guy that's

like from the, you know, I'm not gay anymore movement or something. I forget what you know. Yeah, I'm in that move, Max. Monkey Pogs. Monkey Pogs, probably. He's a gay conservative or whatever. But my point is he kind of told on, he like, you know, on his, his court case came out and he told on some people that were there, but the information that he gave is all public

knowledge. So what's going to be is like, even if you inform, you're not like informing them of some stuff that they don't know about, like you read it. So it's just all stupid. It's not what a fucking informant is. And informant is like, I'm going to go to the mafia boss and trap him into saying like, we can shit, right? So we can take him a bigger guy.

Well, where you just go to the, or you go to the Fed and you talk about shit in the family. I mean, you may go back and where you may wear a wire, but whatever you may, just have whatever you let the, you know, authorities know the inner workings of what the fuck is going on. They don't already know. Like these like,

you guys are all gigantic attention hordes. Well, yeah, well, actively,, you know, your confidential informant. It's a sky bear. But this is the worst part is you got Gavin McKinnis who started the prod boys as a joke. And now the prod boys are literally the worst domestic terrorist group according to these people in the world. Like they are, I mean, they lumped me in with the prod boys. They called me a prod boy. And it was started as a joke as like, uh,

you know, forget what the joke was. It's like some kind of, yeah, a feminine guy that worked there. He liked a musical and this and the musical is called the proud boy or something. That's too much. Yeah, or something like that. And then they had a thing where if you said something gay, you got punched into you can name five cereals. Like it's literally a joke. Every kid is literally a comedian. And they think that he's like a domestic terrorist. It's just, it's because it goes back to, it goes back to exactly what happened September 11th is after that they had weapons of mass destruction they never found.

They love terrorism is my point being like they have to make us afraid of terrorism. So now it's a domestic terrorist. Now it's the guy with a selfie stick is like going to bring down American democracy. As Indy Cuenon-Shaman was going to go down American democracy as if the Q&A shaman was going to go in there and decertify the election in right legislation. Donald Trump is the president. Yeah, I know. I just thought of doing it.

Walk me through it. Like, well, okay, so what could they have done to get Trump in the, because it doesn't set like a Trump, the only thing that could happen is Trump could have came out and said, hey, US military basically kill anybody that doesn't want me to be president. That's the only way you do it in, like an insurrection, right? Like, what do you think, as long as they're using like the right pen in the Congress, like, okay, well, I wrote it. There you go.

Just like a magical spell. Now he's, now he's going to go, like, what the fuck is on the plan? Yeah, and I don't know how you certified election or decertify the election, but neither does any idiot that was in there with a selfie stick. So it's like, yeah, I did it. They postponed it, but they ended up finishing the vote that night, I believe. I believe that night. They still have the vote and everything got done.

And so stupid. They say it's worse than 9-11. It's dude, it is so not. Not even close to as bad as 9-11. And it's just, I mean, that's how you know they're in genuine, is when they compare stuff like that to buildings crashing down in man- 3,000 pieces of that.

Yeah. Literally, they, like, and that's not even to mention all the cats, so you know, I'm a cat lover, obviously. You know, mention all the officers that have died from the inhalation years later, now they won't even give them, you know, proper, whatever, proper services, healthcare.

So they don't care, they say that this, a January 6th, one person died actually, Babet and I think like three cops died after the fact from like heart attacks or whatever. Yeah, it's not the same. It's not the same. You know, it's funny. So Ashley Babet got shot right in Vito.

Vito just well, oh yeah, you've, Vito introduced us. You made Vito. Yeah, see, Vito, if V well. Oh, yeah, you You know what you do since Yeah, you know, before you got You Comin well before he was used before even out of YouTube channel We were this like you're big you're big you're like next level. You're going you'll be famous You'll be the next Alex Jones. I know I know already you have too much energy. It's awesome. Yeah, well

Especially with your conspiracy shit. I got a show coming out on the blaze in September. So that'll be hopefully that'll be the launching pad. It's going to be like a late night show and it'll be it'll be insane for the Ukraine as we say. But let's give it to Vito. Yeah, I like Vito, but Vito's beef and now with my buddy, well, I'm not like, I mean, I'm buddies with Eric July. My point being is that he hates Eric July because of the comic book shit. So what is that? What's the inside of scoop on that? Do you have any info on that? Well, I think Vito, I think there's a bit of fundraising jealousy. Oh, yes. I know.

There's a bit of jealousy, but there's also this, I mean, there's also this idea. But yeah, like Vito too, I just want to put this point out there. I like Vito really just as much as Eric, honestly. I mean, I work with Eric. He works with the blaze, but I really like Vito. But I see their jealousy. I'm like, why is he mad? It seems like he's really mad. So Eric did his comic that I guess was already written, but he sold it as like a, you don't like politics in comics, so buy my book.

Oh, so I kind of see, like I get, understand Vito's point. Why that's kind of a little like, I don't know, Vito has contempt for that position. Vito is pissed about it. Vito is pissed about it. I'm like, dude, let the guy sell some comic books. Or whatever, I don't. I'm not into comics, so I don't know, I'm not into that.

That is comics at all. Exactly, I mean, I say that. I say that, I'm French, I'm some geeks and gamers, people that like comics and all that stuff. Oh, that stuff is pretty gay. Well, if you don't want his art to be like genuine art, like I made this, it's a story, please appreciate stories,

but it's just like people want to appreciate paying money to take down like the woke, to own the lips, right? And he can't like separate the two. Even though he makes a ton of money doing it. Like we went and protested the thing, the Dave Chappelle thing to own the ribs, but you know, I don't know.

Yeah, I'm glad that video's there. No, I know that's funny, I've either doesn't realize that. It's a big deal to go on these crazy lives because it's insane that they're canceling Dave Chappelle and Dave Chappelle is pretty liberal. I do not just think it's he does. And honestly, and I'm not saying this

for the whole black community, but black men are like some of the most homophobic people in the world generally. I mean, I'm not even, you know, and it's funny how like that gets exposed. I think that's the bigger issues. They don't like how Dave Chappelle is like a powerful black man. And I think it's more of them getting mad at the black community more than his Dave Chappelle. That's kind of the conspiracy behind that. Yeah.

Dave's whole bit. Wasn't in the last stand-up because like it of his funny the white man found a way to like you serve our our position of victimization but now they're trans like now we're more victims than yeah exactly in most I mean yeah it's just crazy the victimhood of the left you know and I'm not saying that racism doesn't exist I'm not saying that there's probably bigotry towards trans people

I'm not even saying that's impossible. Yeah, well, the idea is exactly. But the idea that everybody's a victim, it's like, we have to start getting them into how we got to go, we got to go past this, we got to have a champion mindset. Instead of being the victim for everything. It's just so many more fucked up things. Like there's so many more,

you get distracted by all this little shit. Meanwhile, banks are just raking money. From everybody all from everybody, all day everybody, all day every day they got $3 trillion that they're sinking in the fed, making like 3% a year on that they're just sucking out of our kids. Like that is the, that is the worst crime. And all this, all this other shit I see is a distraction. Well I talk about this all the time, that's the biggest problem here in America.

Sorry, drink that sparkling water now I'm burping. My point being is we're being right. I like to have your butt shins all the way up.'s the biggest problem here in America. Sorry, I drink that sparkling water now. I'm burping. My point of being is we're being right. I like it. I have your bloodshed all the way up. All your, yeah, well, I'm just kind of like, I got a wicking, you got your wicking jet. I usually have my tie, but it's so freaking hot. It's so hot. I was trying to find it.

I can't. It's a hundred. No, it's a hundred and four. I'm not putting on my jacket. It's too hot where I'm at right now. My point being though is, is I look at this, it's 104 right now. I was like, I'm not putting on my jacket. It's too hot or I'm at right now. My point being though is, is I look at this, this is like the tinfoil hat on me, but this is true, you can't even really debate this. The problem is that we're being run by multinational corporations. These corporations, whether it's the bank,

or the military industrial complex, or even Apple, they are making all the decisions and these companies don't have the ability to feel empathy. So the people on the left, until they realize that, because they back it, they love Pfizer, they love the pharmaceutical industry. Oh, I don't know. I mean, traditionally it's been the other way.

Traditionally, yeah. Traditionally, yeah. I still think. They found a way to look, this is what I think. They found a way to control group consensus with social media in the internet. They found a way to program liberal people who rely on social consensus to make,

to differentiate between good and bad, and they exploited social media to brainwash them, which is usually consensus is a good thing. Like you get a small group of 200 people and say, so what's the group thing? What's good and evil? What's the difference between good and evil? What is it now that it's a shared fact?

And Republicans do not think like that. Republicans have a different way of like, I don't know about that either. Fuck it. If you tell me one way or the other, I'm stuck in them. Like we're very stubborn. We're very stubborn.

It's different. It's different. I think Republic, I have never seen contrarianism like I've seen on the right. Exactly. Exactly. Contrarian is opposite. That doesn't mean it's right.

Of course not. But you can't hijack it with social media like you can for liberals. You can, you just tell them this and they'll do the opposite. Okay. I agree with you, too. Well, it's easy to trick people, but like this is the part, too, is like, you know, I'm considered conservative, but there's some stuff like I think that we should have some

sort of form of socialized medicine or at least caps. It doesn't make sense that insulin in Mexico is $7, but in America, it's $207. Yeah. But I'm just saying, there's a way, listen, I'm not saying that capitalism needs to go away and we all become a communist country. That's the opposite of what I'm saying, but there should be some limits on the companies like a pharmaceutical company. We can't get in some of these tech companies and we can't compete with you know, patents

are not capital, like patents are not capitalism. That's not the reason they should own a molecule. That's a fucking reason they should own a molecule. Yeah. That's a fucking tablet domain shit. God. I'm opposite of a government intervention, but dude, we cannot talk freely on any social media platforms. I would almost like it if we did have some sort of government control where that I go to a public city council meeting. I can basically say anything except for the inward, right? But because I just have freedom of speech. No, seriously, I'm just saying it with a saying, I can literally, they don't like you to cuss, but I've heard

other people say, fuck and shit, you know, and they let them go on. My point being is freedom of speech only exists on the corner for the homeless guy that's you know begging for change. He can yell and scream whatever he wants, but on the internet he cannot do that. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying, I wish on the internet we did, maybe the government did control it, and maybe gave us some sort of freedom of speech, or maybe there were. They got to open up, I remember when this happened back in the 90s, when they instituted

CDA 230 and they removed the ability to sue. Over said, America's built on lawsuits, where you can take it to court and actually think, okay, yeah, there was actually a grievance here. When Congress removed your ability to sue internet providers, they fucked up everything that made America work. Not great, but everything that made it work. If you cannot sue a publishing company, which the internet is, then it's not America. America's built on fucking lawsuits.

If we had that back, Alex Jones could sue everybody that banned him. And we can see like, okay, well, what's the rule then? Let's put a judge in charge of this. No, yeah. And we do bring things up. And some libertarians have a life, but then I don't like some libertarians said because we need rules for shit. Like I know a living some society where we shouldn't have rules or we shouldn't have,

you know, a stuff right on paper like a lot of them, you know, some of the libertarians stuff, they don't want age of consent law. There's too many childbribs and the libertarian stuff and that. I never thought of that. So it's like, so my point being it's like, it's like, you want to be conservative, but I don't want to be too conservative. I really do want to be a centrist or a populist, like you're saying, like in a big group, we usually make the right decision, but now they can manipulate the group, making the wrong

decision just with social media, just with their Facebook feed, your Twitter feed. So we're all brainwashed. Yeah. It is crazy. The like when you mentioned abortion, the celebrities that are like complaining about abortions in America and comparing it to Europe,

where the abortion laws are like stricter, then they ever were in America. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah. up where the abortion laws are like stricter than they ever were in America. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah.

It's like after 14 weeks in Paris and Jessica Beale, but this is my point. They're like, you know, they're like, what you think they should be. Huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That seems about it. Yeah. It's funny to say that because if they survey people that are pro-choice, even when

they survey, even those crazy people that are at the abortion clinics protesting, even them, even those people think there should be a limit after X amount of more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's about the same in the same spot, almost everybody. Yes. Yes. And like you could say, Oh, in Texas, it's six weeks, that may be too extreme. Like, I don't necessarily agree with that, but I can see why somebody like I can see their

viewpoint. But regardless, even people that are pro choice want there to be a limit, yet these politicians, they're fighting for abortion up until after birth. I mean, it's like a really expensive thing. But it's because these pharmaceutical companies, they want to use these babies. That's why you see these plan pair and get the coven fetuses. I don't care what you say. They're like, oh, they can do medical testing.

There's a reason why they need these fetuses all the way up until birth. And abort their delicious. Yeah, you are. I don't know if they're sucking their blood. I don't know. I'm in a hurry. I'm in a hurry. I'm in a hurry.

I'm in a hurry. I'm in a hurry. But regardless, my point of being is like, like the populist agenda, even if we were pro choice, there would be a limit, like there is in Europe. But these politicians, these pro celebrities, no, we got to have have abortion abortion. So good. I remember in college, I knew girls had an abortion. It was the biggest secret ever. It was the, you know, it was the biggest black stain. It was never something to be proud about. And now it's a culture of girls making TikTok. That's where we got it. Yeah. So your friends with Marjorie Taylor Greene,

Yeah. So your friends with Marjorie Taylor Greene? And me and MTG, yeah, she's my honey dip. I mean, she I love her. I love the guy. Go ahead. Well, I wanted to, she just likes it because she gets, you know, she is fights with Khrinshaw and she fights with AOC and before she ever met me, I had beasted these two people so it's, what is it?

The enemy of my enemy is my best friend or is my friend? I think I'm going to be coming to her friend. And I'm telling you guys, listen, of all these politicians, not that I'm an expert. I've only met so many, but I've met, you know, some high powerful people. They all have the biggest ego. They all cannot take a joke. If anybody, Marjorie can take a joke. Her and I were laughing. She actually has a sense of humor. She's like a mom that has kids. She's not a career politician. She's from Georgia, the South, which people from Georgia actually pretty cool. I don't know how many people you know from Georgia, and you guys in California, but I'm just saying, I know a few people from Atlanta.

I have a cousin that lives in Atlanta, just people from Georgia from the South, they have American pride. They're like, they're good old country people. And she is at, she's like, a pretty smart country woman that is likable. And maybe they don't like it because she makes jokes about Jewish space lasers. She is at, she's like, you know, a pretty smart country woman that is likable and maybe, you know, they don't like her, she makes jokes about Jewish space lasers. Did she apologize for some Jewish shit? She went to the Holocaust Museum because she said that.

She was talking about how their anti-defense and their anti-missile defense is like, you know, they're like space lasers. We're saying, you have incredible defense, you know, they say like space lasers. We're saying you have incredible defense, you know, missile defenses and stuff. Yeah, man. You best know what? We don't even have those systems.

We don't even have the same systems. It is real high. So it's like, she's like, I mean, she's- Space lasers. Yeah, yeah. That's what she said. But you just never even started

to speak with what I meant about the Jews was. It's just never gonna go well. And you know, it's funny though, is they all color anti-Semitic. She's not anti-Semitic. She's people that work for her that are Jewish. Not to that. Oh, you know, I have one black friend saying,

but I'm going to point out that she really doesn't care. She's just a Christian woman. Neither a corner of Christian, Nazi. She has a Jewish attorney. Her and I have a attorney for her. I'm not saying. What? The Egyptians had some Jews who are formed too.

They're the same kind of thing. They're the same kind of boys. She wouldn't hire them. She wouldn't work with them. It just provably falls. She's not a Jewish garbage man. That means something. A Jewish Jew.

No. I don't think so. I'm glad that she doesn't hate people because their last name is Steinberg or Goldberg or you know, she has some because they're used to it. She hates them because their mother's name was Steinberg. I'm glad they're here. I'm glad they're here. I'm glad they're here.

I'm glad they're here. I'm glad they're here. I'm glad they're here. Regardless, I'm just saying she's what we call in the conservative world or whatever the case, whatever world based, she's based in reality more so than a lot of these other politicians that are literally like the sudden adult destiny, guys. They don't even talk about that. They don't even think that's a real thing yet.

There is five doctors in Toronto that just died a 27 year old girl. That doctor died during a triathlon. She's a triathlete just done with no preexisting conditions at 27 from sudden adult dysentrum and they won't even mention that how many shots she had. They won't even talk about that. So in the UK, they recently gave out some vaccine harm payouts. Like they got sued. There's this woman.

Yeah, in Canada, there's a woman who is a band and her husband, they have, they're a music duo. Yeah. Famous. And her husband got killed because of the vaccine and the payout is vaccine harm. Like she has lived every vaccine, every vaccine that's ever been out has paid out. He has, but the difference is in this one,

the first time that we've seen that's ever been has killed someone. Oh, well, that's not what they said. To be her statement was, I'm not sure about that. I'm tired of getting told. It's true. It's true. It's always going to be somebody or some people who have an adverse reaction, anaphylactic

shock, any of that stuff. Yeah. The difference is, with this particular vaccine, you're having people told, people are telling you that you're crazy for saying it all the time, which is the first thing she said. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this.

You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this.

You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this.

You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. You don't see this. point being now there's only one in five hundred people have had severe reactions. So with the amount of vaccines they're given that'd be twelve million severe reactions. Now that hasn't been paid out that many stuff. And this is all I'm going to say is human beings, almonds are not safe and effective for seven point five billion people. Peanuts are not safe and effective for seven point five billion people. If there's people that have peanut allergies, shellfish is not safe and effective for

7.5 billion people. Yet they told you this vaccine is safe and effective for every single human being. So mathematically, it's impossible for there not to be people that have some sort of allergic reaction. Well, of course they still don't talk about it. Yeah, but they still don't say that. And they still make you get it. They still make you get it.

Even though there's no, I'm not worried about it. So if you're in the military, they kick you out of the military now. Damn, Khrinshaw with a National Defense Authorization Act, that gives them a right. If you're not vaccinated, they can kick you out. You cannot get a medical exemption. You cannot get a health exemption. So just think about that. So people are losing their job for something that they potentially could.

Could it is possible? They say it's not likely, but they won't could, could it is possible. They say it's not likely, but they won't even admit that it's possible. They say it's impossible. They say it's safe and effective for every human being. No, you have to admit, you have to admit it's possible. You have to admit it's possible. If it's possible, then why am I getting it? Because I'm not worried about getting it because I already have COVID a bunch of times. I don't care about getting it again. So why do I have to get the fucking vaccine if it's possible to have a arm? Well, you don't.

It's also possible that COVID could cause you various that we know those numbers though. Well, fucking no. There's COVID numbers. I know how many people have killed in my age. Guys, this is the thing. It doesn't even matter. It's not even about COVID. COVID's bad.

We've had sudden a few respiratory syndrome, SARS, Middle Eastern, respiratory syndrome, MERS. There's been bad respiratory SARS, Middle Eastern, respiratory syndrome mergers. There's been bad respiratory viruses in the past. But this year is when they rolled out this vaccine with no long-term testing. So if you guys want to get it, go ahead and get it. But it shouldn't be mandated. People shouldn't lose their livelihood. The idea now on a pilot, but listen, that used to be 1,500 hours to become a flight attendant

now. Now they had to drop into 750 hours to the major airlines because they've lost so many pilots early retirement. So guys, this is where it affects me. Forget about the vaccine. I don't want to be on a plane, American Airlines flight, and I got some stupid ass pilot that barely knows how to fly the damn thing, all because all the other pilots won't do it because they got a vaccine injured or they didn't get the vaccine for whatever personal

reasons. So it has a snowball effect where you just think it's one industry, but that industry can get effect, getting effect, affects your whole economy. It is a domino effect. So that's why I don't like the man. It's like affirmative action part two, like when they, when they propelled a bunch of people into jobs and roles that they did not, that was manufactured like a little bit and then it turned out they all got railroaded, right? Like, oh, we heard you. Right.

Dick, you could argue that affirmative action is one of the most racist things we can do. Like, Kintaji Brown Jackson, the Shrooproom Corps, we just put in Joe Biden said he wouldn't nominate somebody that wasn't a woman of color. So think about there's, that means there's probably some man, whether he's black or white, doesn't matter. A man, every half the population already thrown out because they're not a woman. So right there, that's not a meritocracy. That is racist in the sense that it's like,

oh, I'm gonna define everything by sex, gender, race, whatever you call it, whatever you're wearing. So that's racist. Well, there we go. I had it in my, her and she, and it's just, my point being, is a front of the action. And I don't want to help out black people.

I don't want to not help out Hispanics, but when you do it and what it does is you serve people that are more qualified, it makes our system screwed up because the people that are getting hired aren't the most qualified for the job. Well, that's the problem. That's always been their, should they fail out?

That's why universities, when they start letting in people based on race and they're not like qualified, they're not qualifying it based on race and they're not like qualif they're not qualifying it basically everybody lies on the test to be a person of color so you can get into college now so if they have racism was so bad why would you lie about being black why would you lie about being Native American if it helps you get into college there's a lot of people that have been caught lying about with the race that they are so it's easier to get into college that's not good.

A system that, you lie and say that you're a victim. That's always been the rebuttal for affirmative action. It's like you're lowering the standards in order to get, yeah, well, you're hurting the whole industry by lowering standards to let, you know, if you lower the police departments, I mean, fuck, man. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait police department, so I mean, fuck man. Oh wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, go, go, go, what, what, what, Google IQ police department, did you know that if you have too high of an IQ, you cannot join the police department? Yeah.

So just think about that because the people that control everything, you have to be an idiot basically to be a police officer. So think about that. Well, yeah, they don't want you making decisions on your own. And smart people aren't going to risk their lives to save a bunch of kids. I'm like, yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'll just retire. Look at the U of all they think, dude, that school shooting had 77 minutes, 400 officers, and they still couldn't get in that school to shoot one school shooter.

It's like how dumb are these people that are in charge? That's why the Second Amendment's such a big deal. Dude, if they take away guns, you know, the cops, the military, and the criminals will still have them. And that's not, you know, that's not the biggest and the brightest. I'm going to take a look at the cops guns. Yeah, I'm loading up your video right now. You gave a speech at the Evol-Day City Council meeting, right?

Yes. Yes. I'm not up. I saw this the other day. Half a million views. Wow, look at this guy. Here I'm gonna play a little bit of it right here. I'm here in Evol-Day, Texas at Rob Elementary School. Serious size.

I'm not sure. All of a sudden. Dude, it was really sad sitting next to that memorial. Your paws are real quick. You know what the worst part of this? And I meant to mention it in my speech at a, because I get all emotional. I'm not thinking. Dude, so that is the whatever you know, the memorial. Dude, everything is like sun damage. All the candles are knocked

down. It almost looked like a trash heap more than a memorial. And that was the saddest thing because it was just baking in that hot sun. I got some pictures of it, but dude, it was that was it made me feel so sad all the dead flowers. It was almost like, it literally looked like, at least at a funeral or whatever, you know, gravesite, it's a little well, this was so unkempt, it looked as worse as I've ever seen it. It was very sad. And 9-11 was like that. A bunch of washed out pictures and shit. And almost like a chain like that.

Nobody cares anymore. Yeah, I mean, that's because of VICE. Yeah, I know, it's like these bodies are just thrown away. So is it like that? So is the cop, is the police department going to get sued for $100 million? Like, Dalek's John's thing for this? I'm probably not. Probably not.

I would think there's gotta be fucking lawsuits, though. Are many of the cops or not? I'm just a police department. Cops are not obligated to protect you according to the Supreme Court. I've heard that. We've basically common sense. Okay, here we go. I'm here this way, but tonight I'm speaking at the local city council meeting to expose

the lack of response time from the police force, 372 officers, waited minutes to go in and stop Salvador Ramos. I'm shooting to set his name. Everybody got mad at his name. But nothing like this happened. Well, I hate that shit. Why? Because they don't really have enough to verify.

I'm like, oh God, this is the worst thing ever that we know his name. Well, guess what? Anybody who thinks that's, or, you know, anybody who wants to glorify him is gonna find out his name. Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody. Everybody's gonna go like, oh, that like piece of shit, right?

Like if you say, no, I don't think there's any fucking harm by saying his name. Yeah, fuck you. Okay. It's in the future. I'm sure that's what he's really concerned about. The people are saying his name. And we have police that are more courageous.

Thank you, Councilor Monec. What's going through your mind when you're up here doing this, Alex? Dude, they were free-tuck because they knew exactly what I was. Like, we make sure you're done to not disparage the families. I'm like, obviously, I'm not going to disparage the families. But dude, they had this one council member, So I put it out the pictures of the cop, you know, doing the hands sanitizer and the cop smiling.

And they came up to me three times, like, you know, these aren't you, you've all day city police. So we're not in charge of them. I was like, well, first of all, we're in our job. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, okay, okay.

Well, first of all, I'm just going to call out, you know, the police response. I was telling them before. And then what's the beginning like this one city council member, he just did not at first. He was trying to like shut me down. He was so mad. But then watch the beginning like this, one city council member, he just did not. At first he was trying to like shut me down. He was so mad. But then by the end of my speech,

he was just like, he got totally cucked too. He was looking at his head down. You see the guy, the second guy to the left, you know, the next to the guy in the black shirt, I forget his name Paul or Chad or Al, I forgot that guy. He was, he was trying to combat me a little bit. Okay, let's see it. Like Stein, and a lot of times I speak

at a lot of city council meetings. And usually I like to use my platform to make people laugh, to and a lot of times I speak at a lot of city council meetings, and usually I like to use my platform to make people laugh, to expose a lot of the leadership problems that we have. But here today, there's nothing funny. When I drive into your city, there's a stain on this city that will never be lifted ever. It doesn't matter what you do, it doesn't matter how reactive you are. It's your lack of proactive results.

We have Principal Gutierrez, who has fired that new of security issues. She said that. The principal knew of security issues. And now 21 people are dead, 19 students. So you can say, oh, well, it's the lack of police force. What, really, let me go, Chip, let me use my three minutes. Listen, I understand you're not the school district. You're a city.

You guys, you guys, you guys, where I'm not the school district, like, I'm like, all right, but then I just went off the past the buck immediately. I like the exact. Yeah, just don't include the school. What? Nothing to do with us, but the other kids. They're the children. And chief Aradondo, the chief of police, the one that told everybody to stand down, they

swore him in like two days after the mass murder into the city council. he ended up stepping down, but all those guys still swore him in. I really hate that that works like the past, the buck mentality, like drawing somebody else under them and that people will buy it. They're like, oh, you weren't responsible. Okay. Like, no, go after everyone, everyone involved. If they're even on the scene, it's your fucking fault. It's your fault.

Well, he also, it's his fault too. I'm here to talk to you. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Are you the leader of this city, Chip? Do you lead the city? You're telling me the city council is not- He said no. Have you heard that? I go, I go, I go, I go, I lead the city. So he goes no. No. See, that's why it's because you don't consider yourself a leader.

You don't take responsibility for your action. That's why you sit there and that's why you are a direct reflection of these cops. They were cowards It took them 77 minutes and you're a coward. You sit there like a coward trying to combat what I'm saying I'm bringing awareness to your city. You still have your audacity after 21 people died chief Eradondo you swore man. I don't care that he resigned. You swore on him in. Yeah, you do two meetings a month. And then McLaughlin, that's 24 meetings a year.

Can't even show up. I don't care where he's at. He should be here digitally. I don't see a screen with his face. This is 2022. We just had a pandemic. People can be at a meeting digitally and remotely. But you've all day, you can't figure it out.

Because you can't protect your 21 kids and you can't be getting digitally and remotely, but you've all day, you can't figure it out. Because you can't protect your 21 kids, and you can't run a meeting digitally. Because you know why he does protest too much. You know your guilty, and you feel guilty, and that's why you're yelling, that's why you're combating me, and that's why I'm here to expose you guys. Because we've got to hold our leadership responsible

for 21 people being dead. Do you realize that? You know how many people? I think we all know, and we're all very frustrated with what happened. I know you did not pull the trigger, but it doesn't matter. There was a set of circumstances that a domino effect happened.

One domino set off stuff that a kid was able to get to an unlocked door and shoot 21 people. That's pathetic. That's disgusting. And now this is the biggest story in the entire world. And guess what, they're going to take away, they're trying to take away the guns from 350 million people because of you idiots. Because you fucked it up. And because of the response time was so disgusting, 77 minutes. I have these pictures. This is not you bald there. I want you guys to show you this. This

is somebody doing hand sanitizer. He's more worried about protecting himself from COVID than protecting the 19 children that were bleeding to death. This is a cop on his phone smiling. There's nothing funny about 19 children bleeding to death on their cell phone saying, I want my mom. And then when their mom tried to run in, what did they do? They stopped their parents from coming in the school. That's pathetic, that's disgusting. You guys should all be ashamed of yourselves.

And I'm going to expose this. And I know, let me just say my last point. I know the investigation will come out, and you guys will probably not get in trouble because you're not necessarily a fault. Nope, no responsibility. You should take responsibility for this in order to be proactive instead of reactive,

so no more children have to die, because right after the fact, you didn't let go of Arradondo. If another school shooting would have happened, he still would have been in charge. Think about that. Thank you guys. Oh, and if any of his parents want to meet me

and get any, you know, you want any attention, please contact me after the meeting on Alex Stein. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, exactly. That's all you think that. Oh my God. Yeah, right. No, you're in like a lot of people as if I gave my business card, I left it at the table and some people contacted me and then I got five mean messages to people said, Alex, you know, some people in U of all day want to help. I've talked to them.

But five, five different people from U of all day. Some people that weren't there because I asked, you know, I had some small back and forth of them. They said that I was making everybody cry and there were people crying and then I caused more division in the city when they're trying to get together. And I told them back, I was like, and my, since I go, I am really trying to cause more division because I'm trying to, you know, expose the people that are, that need to take the blame.

We need to be a little more divisive. Like, like, they just all want to sing a hold hands and sing kumbaya and act like it's not a big deal. But we need to expose the people because there's something weird about 77 minutes to respond. Listen, if we were in the military and we were in Iraq, they would say go in there, go into that building. You wouldn't be able to just be like, oh, with our guns, 77 minutes on our cell phone. So I get it's a hostage situation, it's different. But if they would have saved one life and a cop would have died, people would have said that cop's a hero.

But no cops died. And 21 kids, excuse me, 19 kids and two teachers died. So all the cops are cowards in my opinion. That's just how it works out. I don't see how you could have, I don't honestly see how you could have caused more division. The only division I see, I don't think you, I think you would have brought unity to like just the people, the public. I don't see how you could have done any dividing other

than amongst the leaders who fucking need to be divided and basically cut in half. I got more thank you. I got more thank you. I got more thank you. I got more than you. I got some kick back too, which I expected. And honestly, people like, oh, you're going to there for cloud. I'm like, well, yeah, I'm trying to use my platform, try to bring attention and call these politicians out. Who's now, now I have to go people like, oh, you're going to go there for a cloud. I'm like, well, yeah, I'm trying to use my platform, try to bring attention and call these politicians out. Because now I have to go back in a month, probably.

It sucks because once the investigation, they're going to do it and new stuff is going to come out. And my point being is, listen, I've been going to City Council meetings now for two years. I'm like the town hall terror is literally my nickname for some people. And I sell tin cameos a week, I don't know if that's how much because people want me to go yell at their City Council meetings. That's the most thing people request me to do. So a lot of people public speaking is their biggest fear.

Ranks up there with like a ragnaphobia of force. So the, yeah, death, that's a thing people like more scared of publicly speak than they are of their own death. So my point being is the fact that I'm willing to go out there and speak. Of course, people are like, oh, I hate it the way he does it. He wears a dress. He does all the stupid things. It's because I'm not afraid.

So I'm going out there and literally trying to culture jam, expose these politicians and speak at these important meetings, because that's what I'm good at. That's what I like to do. So people just can't handle that. And I'm fine with that. I'm fine with them not understanding my mission or my vision.

You're the best at it, I would say. Oh, wow. Well, I don't know. I mean, for people are going to want to be the next Alex sign at these things. I wish they would. That's it. People are like, oh, Alex, you don't know. I mean, for people are gonna want to be the next Alex sign at these things. I wish they would. That's it. People are like, oh Alex, you're gaining followers.

No, the biggest thing that I get from it other than, you know, like, you know, I'm saying the biggest, other than everything else, literally, is when people tell me, oh, I went and I spoke on my school board meeting. I went and I spoke at my city council meeting. I went and I spoke at my homeowner's association meeting because, you know, I guess, and you can look at this one video, we're not to pull it up now, but you can look it up.

It's where I spoke at a meeting in Hawaii, and they had a broke down road. And in the meeting in Hawaii, I was like, yeah, you're stupid road, you're stupid of wines, my car got hit by a rock, and I got a DWI, and the tow truck driver slept with my wife. You guys are a bunch of dumb Hawaiians. Now I didn't realize that's a racial sur to call them dumb Hawaiians.

Yeah, I didn't know that. I't know that I did that talk about kickback dude a thousand times more kickback for saying dumb Hawaiian than you've all did my point being is they got covered by the news and after I got kicked out of the meeting for saying all this when they the news their their local Fox affiliate covered it they asked the guy that's running the meeting he said well I don't want to give Alexander much credit but after he said that he brought the meeting together and we were able to come to an agreement on what we should do in the future. Because when you go and it's like me, I take all the air out

of the room. It's just ultra serious meeting where everybody's mad. And then I go do something stupid. It actually makes the room less intense. You know, it's like the class clown makes the room more funny. There's a reason why you like the class clown because class is boring. So it makes this boring meeting a little interesting. And it takes away a lot of that like seriousness and tension in the room. It just cuts the tension when I take it all. Even Dunhuians can understand that.

Okay. And they did, you gotta go to the top. On some levels. I'm not letting you go. Hey, and honestly, and I'm not even trying to hate on a wire. I need to go. I've been to a lot of places.

I've been to Hawaii, but I'm too, too, too, to talk about these Hawaiians, when I said dumb Hawaiians, the messages I got did not make them sound very smart. Then I, oh, I'm going to kill you. The way they type is almost in Hawaii. No, it's because, yeah. That's why they like meth so much,

because it straightens their brains out, and then they all sound like, like rose scholars. It's not that they're on the meth, they sound stupid. They're fingers. Their fingers are so fast that they hit multiple keys. So it looks like a pageant language. That's literally it was like pigeon length. Which I'm like, what is this?

You know, is it? And they call me a holy holy holy holy. Yeah, how they I'm a holy everybody call me a how I need to go to a Hawaii. I mean, they have like a Pauley day in Hawaii. They're very racist. They do not like white people. Yeah.

They just flat out do not like white people. You can, you can say that. And well, some don't like, no, you can, you can be pretty well. I know. You can be pretty well assured that they, none of them like white people. They messed up their little island paradise. What do you, what can you say? I know.

I'm not saying there's no reason but I didn't do it I would have been like the white right now I need to go and see all this this and I need to go be a victim of racism like aOC I'm gonna say oh my god I say call me I only and then all this stuff I can really cry on the internet. No, no Manly I know how I'm doing a blockchain Patreon I want you to take a look at it when it's done. I'm doing a lot of

I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of

I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot, Alex, oh, hey, I'm doing a, I'm doing a blockchain Patreon.

I want you to take a look at it when it's done. Uncensurable. Uncensurable. Uncensurable. You know how much I hate banks and how important I think economic expression is, more important than speech is your freedom of economy. Did you see, you as bank just got fin, like $300 million for opening accounts in people's

names, unauthorized and Wells Fargo. You think like Chase Bank and these banks that got her side, like literally just people working there. Yeah, they're all criminals. Yeah. And that's the other worst thing is like an overdraft fee, like 75 bucks. So you're charging people that don't even have money to buy their groceries in extra 75 bucks.

Yeah. I'm not saying it's just the ability, but it doesn't make sense. You're charging people that can't even afford the bank account. They're rooting for unemployment. They're rooting for unemployment, bald faced. That's their internal memo is I hope unemployment skyrockets because it will give the retail market less leverage. Well before I go, let's talk about it because I know we're all professional economists. What do we think with the recession now?

I mean, what do we think it's going to go with inflation? Like, I think it's only going to get worse, I guess, in the point being, what do you guys think? Yeah. Yup. It's got room to get a lot worse. Like, Vockler, in the 80s, ramped up rates so hard. I mean, they got a lot of hard. They got a lot of room.

They got a lot of room to go. For sure. I think they're gonna do, what was their last raise? Like 75 points, and they're gonna do another one. That's like one whole point. They've got a lot, they can ramp up rates and until housing craters, and then come in and buy the love. It's going, people are dropping prices like fucking weekly.

Right now. For you. But you guys say this, you see China is the biggest, you know, foreign purchaser of land. Bill Gates is one of the biggest independent buyers. And then we have to compete with BlackRock

and all these American companies. They say now a trailer park is the most expensive, a trailer park's ever been. They say that's a really bad indicator. Yeah, yeah, it's bad. That's the difference. They're fucking with supply more than has been fucked within the past.

Well, so you know what's crazy is, I was talking about reverse repo at the beginning of the show, that's how they, like that's how they let, they printed all the money. And now that it's all out there, they draw it all in with those interest rates that they pay banks not to use their money with. So the working net money

out there is not what they printed, but it's how much is not being reverse repoed out of that. So they can control like the boom and bust of the stock market based on how they raise and lower the rates on the reverse repo market. So everybody says their stocks are doing terrible. Luckily, I don't have a very big portfolio, not luckily, but I don't have a very big one. I wish I had a lot of money invested. My point being is I think that we're going to have to hit some crash. I think it will happen during Biden. He'll be the escape goat.

This is what I'm just guessing. This is my tinfoil hat conspiracy. I think some stuff will come out with Hunter. The economy will get worse. Then they'll get rid of Biden while he's president, almost in a richer Nixon time move. And the people will still vote Democrat. They will be the ones that will know, they was all Biden. Now we got Michelle Obama or now we got Gavin Newsome.

He's gonna fix it all. That's what I think is gonna happen. Whoever's in power gets the creditor of the blame. You know, if this, yeah, sure. Did you see Gavin, though, when I was in DC doing my stuff, and like I said, I've been pre-cooling, I'm gonna be there for a week, even more epic stuff's gonna happen in September.

My point being is the day that Biden went to Israel, Gavin Newsom was taking a tour of the White House. So he's the next guy, and he's literally- He's the worst man. He's the winner. He's the winner. He's the worst part about him. Well, it's a fucking love of him.

They love him and Cuck is your in that way. Wait, they said they love him in California. The celebrities love him too. So a fucking love them. They love them in California. You're in that way. Wait, they said they love them in California. The celebrities love them too. Why the fuck did they love them? So, and he's the absolute worst. Yeah, yes, to me, he doesn't seem really electable because we have the rest of the country. I mean, look at who we were appealing to. The dumbest fucking people.

Joe Biden, did Joe Biden won the presidency from his basement? And that's why they probably won Trump to run again, you know, they, they, because he can be a villain. I think DeSantis would probably have a better shot. No, DeSantis, I think is who they're going to, they're going to bow. Trump. I don't fuck you guys. We're not pan your legal fees anymore.

If it like a, the media is turning on Trump. Oh, the media is turning on Trump. Yeah. The right way media. They hate Trump. They say Fox. We don't want to is turning on Trump. Yeah. The right way media. They hate Trump. They say Fox. We don't want to have him on anymore.

I don't know. Yeah. But this is the thing is Trump's the boogie man. They're still worried about that. That's for you to turn. It's very sexy. So yeah, no, you're right. You know, you're right.

They're even turning on a more, but that's what they want him in there to be the big bad boogie man. So people vote. I know, man, they're candidate, but vote against Trump. I'm seeing I'm pushing him push a to Sanchez. DeSantis quite a bit. Nah, Trump all the way. It's the only one Trump Trump.

I had that. Well, you know, this is my only inside baseball. So I met Christina Pushall who's in charge of, he was like his press secretary for DeSantis. And listen, she's going to be professional. She's the host. He's nice. But my point being is she's like, he's only worried about the governor's race. She's only worried about the governor's race. And that's what she would say as a professional. But in a weird sense,

though, I almost got the impression too that like she wasn't placating me that, oh, he's just saying this thing once a run. Like, I almost think that the presidency is not his main focus, right? No, I don't think it would be good idea for him either because whoever takes over nexus going to be destroyed by a major crippling blow to America. And Trump could take it if they work out all that cheating shit by the time by the next election, but I don't think they're going to work that out. They don't work out the cheating shit. Then it's call Harris or a board or a new somewhere.

Michelle or somebody. I'm going to send transgender president and then I'm asking if it's Michelle they're going to say Michelle's a trainee and that would love that. I would vote for that. If they send Michelle Obama as a penis, I would vote for Michelle Obama. All right. We'll end it on that. I'll see you guys.

Yeah. Super good one. Love you Michelle Obama. Big booty. Big booty. Michelle Obama. Oh, big booty. Oh, big booty. Michelle Obama's gonna have to run. That's her dick right there that he's making up right there. See that?

That's it. Oh, it's so good. Let me see if I can silly guy. Oh, he's not there. Okay, that's the show everybody. Jesus Christ. A suck boy was going to call in about his all 3D printed gun. Fuck a suck boy.

Oh, he made a total gun. That's all show everybody. Jesus Christ. A suckboy was gonna call in about his all 3D printed gun. Fuck his suckboy. Oh, he made a total of gun. That's all 100% from home, but whatever. We don't have time. Okay, everybody, this is the hard-been working hard. We got another one from them. Me.

Find it. He's a goofball, man. Is he? Yeah, I like that thing he did in the meeting. Yes, he was serious. Like I was saying. Oh, no, no, I know. That's, I was thinking the whole time I'm like, God, please don't say something absurd at the end to,

you know what I mean? Like an in. Like where you're like, a nib high, poke high football rules, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, at the end, like, you know, I'm selling t-shirts or something like that. Like, I, uh, no, I think he has a,

I mean, I think, I think a lot of what he does is, is serious. Shit, I can't find them. I can't find that fucking song. I think they had a new song. Is anybody have a link to it? Mm, okay, log in to my account. I'm gonna go in to my fucking account. Oh, fucking bastards.

Have you ever heard of anybody getting a cat off with a Q-tip, a cat in heat? What the, we talked about this. We did talk about this. You talking about Vito? Yeah, Vito did that. With a Q-tip? Yeah, with a Q-tip.

What? What do you think about that? Why did he do that and why do you know about it? Oh, he's talking about it on the show! What is going on? Show that you didn't work on this week. I know, I have to get up. I have to get up.

I have to get up. Dude, it's this next month is going to be fucked for me. Ah, fucked. All right, here you go. I want to come on soon though. Open your eyes, hard man working hard. I gotta go to the bathroom. Ha ha ha ha.

You enjoy that. You're not even, I'm gonna have to say here and laugh by myself at this song. Yeah, I get on at the, take me for you. Hey, can I have a die coke? Please? I'm gonna son of a bitch walked out without hearing me. Oh, hi, Maddie. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video.

I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video.

I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. I'm gonna go back to the next video. Can I have a beer? No, that was just been so far. It just got going. Oh, it's like a dance track. Open your eyes, it's called. Maddie, come here. Come here! Come here!

Come here! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! thank you. BABOOM! BABOOM! Look at this, this is a picture of Vito and his cat. Oh, God. Somebody drew.

What? Head haze. Do you think that's cool? No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Q-tips is gonna have a big problem with that. Oh yeah, branded. Yeah, that's, there's gotta be a cease and desist going on here.

Ha ha ha ha. That's so bad. That is awful. Looks like Vito crossed with Wario. Yeah, Wario. Uh. Did you hear the song that Vito wrote about? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hmm. Then he threw a big fit about Trave on Martin, it's not funny. Wait Trave on Martin is dying, it's not funny.

But Ashley Bab, it is funny. I don't get it. Why is that one not funny? Maybe neither's funny? I don't know if you know what that would be. That has too many implications. Shit, I didn't even get to talk about Ethan Ralph with Alex. Uh, is he warded with him before?

No, Alex is, uh, friends with Alex is a gunguard, I think. I should ask him. Gotcha. No, okay, here's me. Okay, that's open your eyes. Go to the Hardman Working Hard Patreon. Here's me. There's Vito wrote this song.

So I put a little bit of music to it. Okay. Because I haven't played guitar in, you know, since my arm was ripped off. Oh, yeah. Oh, my, of my bone. Ripped off by a rogue bowling ball. Oh, man. Fucking hurts.

Oh, Ashley Babitt. And Big Reds low in eyes. Three horns of crooked sale, the devil in disguise. That bitch came to Washington to destroy the mocked receipt. Today? But a hero cop shot her fast, so we could all be free. I'm staying in it. It's like a folk song. Right. Three horns, three horns.

Nice. That pitch came to watching too. Destroy democracy. But a hero cop shot a ass. So we could all be free. I'm saying Ashley. As it repeats, or ass. So we could all be free. I'm singing Ashley. As it repeats, pretty good. Pretty good.

What would you rate the guitarism and ship? Out of better than I would have thought for a guy who just got his arm back. Okay. I mean, you would have thought. Time was good. Time was pretty good. Good, you got to know.

Time was okay. Yeah, you're good. Okay. All right. Goodbye everybody That's it no voice bells. No, no you want a voice mail? I do a voice man. I don't know Well, do you want seem like a weird way to end with me going wait what do one voice? Okay Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um, okay. I was trying to give the people with that.

I got like a million, but we got to do a bonus episode. I know. God, what an idiot I am for not doing it last week. Okay. Hey, Dave, any questions about these days? No. Well, make me a rage is, I guess, my sense of humor or people not knowing what it's funny i decided to go to lunch with my family and my extended family as well

to go break at lunch and we're talking about mothers uh... uh... uh... uh... something or a cornerstone of humor everybody has a mother does that has what is the most daughter said something or a cornerstone of humor everybody has a mother Does like assholes? What is the most Top-tier comedy I've ever heard she looks at me Just fucking deadpan existence. Well not Leah

A little a little background on that two weeks ago Her friend's mother was found dead due to a drug overdose But the way my daughter delivered it was so fucking funny I can stop laughing even after the looks of war I was getting from fucking everybody one of those dead pants so that's a really bad way of it. Even though I'm not the one that delivered that comedy gold. I'm just the one that got the fucking joke. Right.

Yeah. Don't punish me. I get that. Don't punish me for getting the joke. Right. I can't help it if my daughter's a fucking comic genius. Like, well, you were laughing too hard to encourage it. And I said, yeah, I know.

First before swine, I was laughing too hard to encourage it actually. Every time I have seen a toddler swear, I have laughed my ass off without any guilt whatsoever because fuck that. That's funny. I don't care if that's encouraging it. You got your, you know what? You're the parent. You straighten that shit out. I got to, you can tell them that I'm an asshole for laughing, but fucking funny is funny. If a kid delivers a line like that, that's fucking funny. Well, not only, my nephews were imitating their mother at the dinner table a couple of weeks ago, and I laughed, they were like,

ah, well! I was like, oh my God, you have a voice for her? Yeah, that's hilarious. More, more, more, more. More, more. I gotta vote. What do you think we do on the show all the time? All the time.

What? Did you know about this voice that they have for you? It's perfect. Sounds exactly like it. It's like, well, they? Did you know about this voice that they have for you? It's perfect. Sounds exactly like it. It's like, well, they've been doing it for a long time. I can't tell which one of you is talking. Yeah, yeah. Raise your hand at the one of you that's talking.

I need to know for sure. All right. Amazing. Goodbye. All right, see ya, thank you.