The Dick Show - Episode 320 - Dick on Satirical Guns

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

Trump get raided by the feds, a Houston gun buy back gets taken advantage of, SuckBoyTony calls in about 3D printing ammo, Madcucks has issues with St. Louis, a mom makes passive aggressive comments about her husband, and fat women are tattooing flowers onto their folds; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Okay, let me see what I, oh, I got to talk about that, the water that you incident that you just witnessed, stepstairs. Oh, you really are just, you really, the latest breaking news, huh, that's how you, you have ever seen a woman give the water to the dog before? I mean, I'm feeling it halfway full. I don't, I mean, it seemed like there was a decent amount of water in it. It didn't seem like there were a couple laps, but then it is,

that is a Labrador retriever and their tongue takes up some water. Yeah, but here, let me give you the calculus, and to be it for me to stand in your way. Give you the woman decision pattern. Okay. And this is, you can apply to any decisions that a woman you're watching her make, or she's gonna have to make.

It is, where is the sweet spot of, it looks like I did the job, but the more I do, means somebody else could have just done it later. Right? Like, if I fill this water for the dog up the entire way, halfway is fine. Okay. And, halfway's fine, right? And when it's done, somebody else is problem.

Or I could go all the way to the top and save that other person. Idiot, over in the room. From having to fill it up before it runs out. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. I could save somebody else a little bit of time by filling the water all the way up to the top for the dog, instead of halfway.

Okay. Right? 50, 50 chance. That's not me that has to do the rest of it. See? See how they work? Yeah, sure. Not.

Oh, he's got plenty. Well, that may be, but there's plenty of room. You don't fill up someone's gas to add for improvements. I put a quarter of a tank in there, what's here? Well, yeah, now I got... Uh... All right. I may fall asleep halfway through this episode.

We'll see how this one goes. On the earth. Yeah. What else is new? That what do you think? All right, let's do it. Let's fucking do it! Uh... Well, did I start? Connect. Yeah, we connected. Alright, let's do it. Let's fucking do it!

Uh, real good. I started. Connect. Yeah, we're connected. Yeah! You're gonna need to do it. You guys are the showrooms that kind of just gonna be allowed from out in Bumblebee in the heart of the city of Galliard. You're on your house. Dick Masterson. Okay, the $20 million man. With me is always world touring LA-basedon, aka the $20 million man. With me, he's always world touring LA based comedian,

Sean the audio engineer. Voted up, Dick. Hey, whatever it is. Whatever it is. Do you have those stingers? Voted up. I don't know. Tell me you haven't heard Vita's stingers.

No, no, no. How about, oh, fuck, I just moved them in a goddamn drop box. Oh no. Vita, hold on, cut this out. This is worse than. This is worse than. This is worse than. Shit. Fucking up the soundboard. He'd all hold on, cut this out. This is worse than mathematics. Fucking up the soundboard. I fucking hate the soundboard for this reason.

God damn it. Why did I just, for once, I tried to put them in order. So I'm not just fumbling randomly with a directory, all the files are named, like as it got them. What happens when you have to fill the dog water bowl up? Does this, is this, is this what happens? Yes. It's a stitching time. Is this what happens? Yes!

It's a stitching time. That's what it's called. Stingers. Just careful. This would have been great to just pop right off with it, right? But it's not even gonna play when I play it. No, probably not.

This is a bad thing. You gotta vote it up. How about that? Votable problems now and they have a stop. Okay, right? There's the way the engine will be, right? Yeah, for a stinger. For some reason, we've got to vote for all the problems on biggest problems there. 17 seconds. That stinger is. But he stops short of the chorus. He did? Well, yeah, I thought that was the chorus of that song. No, because it's, you know,

Well, yeah, I thought that was the chorus of that song. No, because it's, you know, you make a grown man cry. Oh, yeah. Okay. Anyway, go vote up my problem. Actually, you know what, I got to rescind what I'm proud of. I'm staying here. Voted up on the biggest problem. On the biggest drop.

Or whatever you want to call it. I brought in VR chat, because it all looks like crap. It looks like shit. Yeah. So then I loaded up VR chat just to see what was going on in there. And I hopped into the joke room. It was like wacky joke room. And I was like, all right, I loaded up a banana man.

I'm like a banana man going in there. Sky comes up to me. Who else? Who else was in there? I don't know. I see a bunch of aliens and stuff. Some kind of a slender manerman skeleton, giant arms walking around. Does George know about this room?

I don't know if he can't, he can't, he probably can't play VR checks. He can't afford it. I know, I know. Virtual reality. How long has virtual reality been out? That motherfucker's talking about virtual reality for years. No, he doesn't even fucking know.

He doesn't even, he can't even afford it. No, he's at home ripping his cuticles off in the middle of live streams. Sean is referencing the bonus episode. I shouldn't have done that. Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm getting blood all over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just, you know, it's a very severe injury.

Totally breaks character. Unnecessary. I'm just gonna be picking at that. Oh God, I know. The whole time he's probably picking in his hands. That's what he's doing, yeah. He's picking hands up there. Whole cuticles going.

So I go into VR chat and I find a banana and I go around in this little room thinking, ah, this is horse shit. What do you do? Perrest buttons, whatever, dumb. And then this little alien comes up to me. Yeah. And then I hear like when they're close to you,

then you can hear their voice. Yeah. And this little alien comes up to me and he goes, hear, like when they're close to you, then you can hear their voice. Yeah. And this little alien comes up to me and he goes, hey, do you want to hear a song? This little darling little child's voice comes out of the alien. He's into my, this beautiful little child's, innocent little child's voice comes out,

hey, do you want to hear a song? He said, yeah, go ahead, hit me with it. And it's just N word, N word, N word. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you a song of his people and then and and and and and and and I was like this is marvelous this is marvelous what's happening in here I take it all back I mean I take it all back I don't know how the how the shock of that doesn't just make you die laugh and I never heard a child so unrestrained little alien beep that means he's doing this all day all day he's got walking up to people hey can I can I sing you a song? Yeah, sure. And there's one thing we know about kids. It's that they go through a very repetitious phase.

You ever see a kid watching Disney movie 12 times in a day? Yeah. And then keep doing it for weeks on end. Yeah. That's what they do. He must be getting some good reactions. Of course. And then that.

Yeah. I said, honey, you And that man, that. Yeah. I said, honey, you know that soos, no sound, you're looking, you gotta get in here. You gotta get in here and get alone in this bed. Add his friend, add his friend. Kid, don't let me lose you. I know you're gonna get banned. Let me lose you.

Let me lose you. They really cooks. Oh God. Trump got arrested. Do you see that? Are they rated his house? Are they arrested or they didn't get arrested? No, yeah.

Well, they did take computer research. They took his everything and everything. Everything's in the middle of everything. Kangaroo, we live in a banana republic. Oh, banana republic. Yeah. What's our export? Banana.

Banana's fat women. Our exports is Marvel movies. Yeah. Yeah. What's our export? Banana. Banana's fat women. Our exports is Marvel movies. Yeah. Yeah. That's movies, huh? Did you see that Mexico was all upset that so many Americans were moving there? They're like, they're totally fucking up

on neighborhoods. I mean, I'm a kind of a host. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Our women are fat enough. They said, can you get these people out of here? Yeah.

They're going to drive the price of our own products up, right? I mean. are women are fat enough they said can you get these get these people out of here yeah they're gonna they're drive the price of our own products up right i mean yeah a lot of i know we got california of a car does but shit a lot of those things come from mexico too don't think banana republic kangaroo quarts hip-apartment swimming yeah vote for your favorite oppressor

mm you believe that? Sure, can you believe this stuff is happening? I believe everything now. President of El Salvador came out and said, can you imagine what people would be saying if I did this shit, they would be fucking inferior. They'd be, you guys would be throwing fits

until the end of time. If I did something like this, what El Salvador? Yes, send out the government police. Oh yeah, yeah swap your house buck with your stuff what i mean you know america america is a uh... you know is a do what i say not what i do country for you know i guess i guess i have a but half people can be real happy about that right

half the people are throughout sure i mean you know i misgendered my Uber driver. It's becoming an easier and easier mistake to make these days. Dude, it's like that in animation now. The mischandering. It's, you look and you see how they're drawing characters and I did the other, I did it if it's a girl or a boy character. I was doing ADR on something the other day.

I was like, yeah, there's two guys like, and like somebody was like, oh, those are two girls. Okay. It's like, no, there's two guys over there. We're, yeah. Whatever. I get in and the individual. Look, the one guy punched the other guy right in the balls.

No, those are women. Let's say, said, punch the women in the balls. Yeah, no, it's funny. You say that. I saw a poster today that was Beauty Comes in Any Shape. Let me see if I can pull it up. Beauty comes in any shape, poster. And three of the women had dicks on them.

Mm. And I didn't know if it was a joke or not, but then I guess it couldn't really be a joke, right? Beauty comes in any shape. No, I don't think it's a... I don't think it was a joke or not, but then I guess it couldn't really be a joke, right? Beauty comes in any shape of penis that the beauty comes in. Let's see. No, I can't find it. Well, let me just explain it to you. There's a bunch of women looking figures, not good looking ones, and a bunch of them had

a dick. So I go having on mind Uber account unfortunately. I wish it had happened on 80s girls. Her rating is so much better than mine. Yeah, I can't imagine why. Me either. So we get in and first of all, the general lady is not wearing a mask

and makes a big deal explaining about how it's freedom and fuck wearing masks. Okay. I'm like, okay, I feel like you're like, okay, fine. Okay, so put that one in the man column. Okay. Long hair, but you know, not like a woman, long like a Native American.

Okay. And they, they floor their Tesla. I was like, oh wow, Tesla, huh? It's got a lot of pickup, right? And they go, yeah, check it out, floor it. Oh, is that okay? Let me just put that in the, to not sure what you're identifying,

what characteristics of a woman you're identifying with over here. Mm-hmm. Flooring it, freaking out about masks. Forget what the other thing is, we get home and I was like, oh, thanks for the ride, man. And she goes, man, really? Yeah. Like, like all I don't hurt like that.

Like, uh, I said, man, sorry. Yeah, I did try that. I said, yeah, I said, uh, man. Yeah. I don't think they bought it. No, let me get out and she just starts laughing. And laughing. Okay.

So they, whatever. Thanks. What was the name? Lily, I think. Oh. I didn't read the name. It's never come up. Now I have to just stop saying man, right?

I stopped saying dude because that was so egregious. Yeah. Have you ever been corrected by a trans person for calling him dude? No, just saying dude, oh, that's a joy. No. If it ever happens to you, check that one off the bucket list. Okay.

So I successfully struck that for my vocabulary, but I guess I gotta do thanks, man, too. Let's see here. I got a good one. Okay. Think before sharing. Derek, do you wanna know what it's like to share? Oops, let me pull this up. The bonus episode is out.

What do we talk about? We talked about Alex Shones for a little bit. Talked about the man burglar, the 3D dad. Mm-hmm. I can't remember anything else. I can't remember any of those. Ha-ha-ha. Okay, here we go.

I think, think, think before sharing. UNESCO, what do they stand for? Something... I don't know. Something European safety. What are they staying for? Something I don't know something European Safety the United Nations educational scientific and cultural organization. So this is from the UN Wow, think before shearing stop the spread of conspiracy theories. God people are more upset People are more upset with Alex Jones's Sandy Hook shit. They are

With here. I can prepare shit, then they are with, here I can prepare the list, then they are with, um, dammit, I'm in rough shape today. The Russia collusion, Piscate, masks working, the vaccine preventing COVID, stopping transmissions, lockdown having no negative effects on kids. The laptop was a Russian disinformation, gun violence, gun violence statistics, the January six armed interactions, cops were killed on January six. Kyle Rittenhouse was the aggressor in a white supremacist and the Iraq war put together. That's what I've learned about Alex.

They just fucking hate that guy. Like on both sides. Republicans too. Really? Coming out, oh yeah, I hope he, I hope he rots in poverty for what he did. Like man is, I can't see, I can't tell what the difference is between what we did to Maddox and what Alex Jones did to anybody else sitting there talking shit. I really, I really can't. I don't know. You call somebody a crisis actor?

Does that really hurt their future employment potential? I don't think so. It just sounds like an insane thing. That somebody said about you. Well, yeah, I mean, Tom Cruise is gay. That's that, is that he deserves money for that? Everybody going on late night TV saying, oh Tom Cruise is fucking gay.

He doesn't, he doesn't get anything, any amount of money for that. But Alex Jones gets totally fucking destroyed over it. I mean, I suppose, you know, I mean, Tom Cruise could sue for defamation, right? I mean, for being gay, I don't think so. Well, I mean, but that's nothing, but well, it could be true, but he could, but he couldn't, he, I mean, but that's nothing, but it could be true, but he could,

but he couldn't, he argued that that, you know, he's seen as like an attractive sex symbol, right? I mean, like, I mean, there could be a case, I don't know that he's ever threatened it, but, I don't know, man. But like, I don't know, the only thing about, I don't care about, you know, like, I'm not, I don't care about like taking his money

or anything like that. I just think it's a really distasteful, like I see, I don't do that, like in, I'm not a troll. Like I'm not a troll. I don't identify with that. I don't like it. People hated.

Yeah, everyone hates it. Like I'm not a fucking, I don't like that. I let people off the hook. I don't a fucking I don't like that. I let people off the hook. I don't like I don't identify with that kind of like choking. If you will I'll tell you know, I think most like a good portion of quote unquote trolls are not trolls. It's what they fucking thing. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. That's true. Yeah, for sure. But then well, that wait a minute. That means he should have been totally innocent Free speech He said in court like what I thought it was true at the time You know and the judge says well just because you thought it was true doesn't make it true and he's like well

Well, yeah, that makes me No, I know dumb bitch. I know that talking about yeah, that's that's not an unfair point I think you're right. Conspiracy theory is cause real harm to people. They're a health and they're physical safety. It's just any, it's so, I wish so far gone, that it's their physical safety. Conspiracy theory is cause real harm to people.

I mean, not really, they kind of don't. It's people drinking bleach because they think it's gonna make them live forever or it's gonna cure cancer. I wish people. That's They kind of don't. It's people drinking bleach because they think it's gonna make them live forever or it's gonna cure cancer. I wish people. That's what causes harm to people. Not the conspiracy theory parts. Well, I wish people had some fucking sense

and knew how to fucking vet some information. That's what fucking I wish. And you get, I mean, you get people have been dooping people for fucking ever and people, some people love to fucking line up and get duped and they fucking somebody says it with their chest out and they fucking line up. And other people go, I see that chick coming a fucking mile away. Like I'm like, why would the why the fuck would I listen to you? I don't know about that. Do you have to fucking, I mean, it's, no, I like, ultimately,

you're responsible for yourself. But I mean, and that's the end of this. It's the end of this. Like I look at it like, okay, well, everything they're doing ahead, they're gonna do to everybody at any day now. What do you talk about in two years? Alex Jones getting hit with like spreading insanity.

Like, okay, so that's common for everybody then. Any kind of like making fun of somebody until they're so distressed by it. That they can't. Like, all right. Well, that's the end. Yeah, the joke is end of it. I mean, I think there's a, like the anti-vax people open the door. The Jenny McCarthy bullying her into the ground,

yeah, open the door to all of us to get bullied into the ground for not taking this vaccine. Cause they're like, well, we already did it with kids. We already said they had to do it. So now you guys have to do it. Like, uh, fuck, we can say that. Fuck. So now Alex Jones runs his mouth. Now you're running your mouth. We're going to get you. They amplify and legitimize misconceptions about the pandemic and reinforce, always with the fucking pain.

Seriotized, which can fuel violent, violence and violent extremist ideologies. Wow. You think they're talking about Islam, but they're not. Infographics, here they go. They distilled it for you. What are they? How do they flourish? There was an interesting study that, Infographics, here they go, they distilled it for you. What are they?

How do they flourish? There was an interesting study that MIT put out. A couple of years ago, it was based on six years, I think, of research into why people fall for misinformation, because the... Because they're dumb. The number one, I guess the, the, the, well, the line out there is,

that's always kind of put forth is like, well, if you're really far on the right, you're more likely to believe salacious things about the left. Or say, you know, like, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is this, if you're a diehard Trump or a bad, and vice versa.

What they found really was playing really a huge driving factor was just playing fucking sloppiness. Just not playing sloppiness. I'm not looking shit up. Yes. And you can't look anything up. You can't pay walled. You know, if you search for something, it's like pay walled bill. Oh, fuck it. No, you total, you totally can. It can link you back to fucking, you really can. I think it's a lot easier than, or a lot harder than what you're saying. It's very easy.

To find these stuff. How? What do you mean it's very easy? It's very easy. Every big, every recognizable newspapers paywall. You don't have to do the newspapers. You can go straight to the people who are directly involved in spokespeople for hospitals,

spokespeople for hospitals. For Pfizer. No, no, no, no, whatever you're looking at for the people, the research institutes, the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, the guy who isolated a fucking bacterium of, you can find like, head, I don't know, which is our ones. Heads and aborts for whoever is studying a certain thing.

It doesn't have to be. How about that? Yeah, you can go straight to the horse's mouth on various levels and all you can do is the best that you can. Who is supposed to know about this? Yeah. Versus somebody with no fucking basis in this

and a huge social media reach. And that is what fucking people are doing. All the fucking time. But they're all off social media now. There's nobody left. No, there's plenty of people left. Well, because other fucking crazy sites pick it up and it goes fucking viral.

Yeah. It's been a lot of it. And then the Sandi Hook should happen. How is it? How is it? How is that conspiracy theory out there then? Sloppyness? Well, that's it. That's a while ago. I can't, I don't, how is that conspiracy theory out there then? Sloppyness? Well, that's it. That's a while ago. I can't, I don't, I honestly don't know.

Sandy Hook was what? I don't know. I don't know. Eight years ago, ten years ago. Ten years ago. Ten years ago, still. So pissed off about it. I know. Well, God, like he killed him up, like Alex Jones killed himself. It got brought back up.

It got brought back up because of the case. I mean, I think everybody sort of forgot about it. I didn't know, man. I mean, I did too, but I did because there's a, oh yeah, because there's been so many atrocities in between then. You wouldn't know. You really wouldn't know.

It's like the only thing that happened on this side that people get real upset about. Yeah. I don't know if these infographics are funny. This is like a blunt stupid shit. I don't, I'm not a fan of like any, like infographics. No, I mean like I'm- Let's see theories, have these things in common.

I'm not for things in common. Yeah, this stuff is never really entertaining to me. Yeah, okay. I find it profoundly sad myself. Which part? All of it. All of it. Okay. Maybe you'll find this less sad.

Monster energy drink, apologizes for the... For what? Camo on there? Cans? Oh, why? Because it like means going into battle. Oh, it's an amazing thing. Oh, it's an amazing thing.

Damn it. You fucking shady assholes. Does that have promotes violence or something? Or... And they have like a disclaimer on their camo, can. Damn it, damn it, damn it. I know I should have copied it. Monster energy camo label.

Uh-huh. their energy, camo label. Camo pattern. All right, well, I can't find it, fuck it. They had this big macho apology on their can. Really, because of the, what was it? What was it? It was tied to the, the tied to the alt-right. Cause it, something. Some camo on it? What was it? It was tied to the tied to the alt-right. Because it had some camo on it. Yeah, because it had camo on it. They said it's not funny if I just summarize it. It was like, did they say that it was like an A. They said it was or or they said it wasn't. It wasn't. But it was just misconstrued. They said they wanted to take on

bold. They wanted to take on boring flavor. They to take on boring flavor. Their war against boring flavor, but not to confuse that with the alright. Here is Amnesty International's apologizing for releasing specifics on the war crimes that Ukraine is doing. Amnesty International deeply regrets that just stress, fear that our press release on Ukrainians military fighting tactics has caused. You see what amnesty international. Yeah. Apologizing for upsetting people, for releasing information on war crimes. Well, you know, they're being perpetrated by everyone's favorite. Right. Well, you have to know that the Russians can't be the only ones doing it.

I mean, these are war, these are war torn countries. Wow, that's very upsetting. Quite naive to think that the Ukrainians also don't know how to do stuff. Well, they know what they're doing. Let's see, since Russia's invasion, something, Amy, senior national has been rigorously documenting and reporting on war war crimes violations committed in Ukraine speaking hundreds of victims and survivors stories illuminate the brutality the brutal reality of rushes war aggression we have challenged the world to

demonstrate solidarity with ukrainians but they're talking about the country action by you crane or in you crane uh... in our press release rewood we documented how in all nineteen of the towns and villages we visited we found instances where Ukrainian forces had located themselves right next to where civilians were living right. Putting that at risk at risk from incoming Russian fire. We made this assessment based on the rules of international humanitarian. They do that in the middle east.

We've heard everybody got pissed off. Yeah, sure. Okay, yeah, we found these guys are kind of setting up right next to where people are living. It's against the law for obvious reasons. How dare you? That was our, you know, how dare you? To say, yeah, you know, we're fighting, you know, ISIS and Al-Qaeda and stuff. It's like, yeah, they're fucking moving right in with, you know, grandma and the, and the kids.

Let's see. CBS reports found that of the billions of dollars we sent to them, like 30% they say reaches its final death. Oh, I'm, I'm really surprised that it's actually that's what I was just going to say. Yeah. You think that, I mean, how many hands dip into the fucking river till it's just a little, you know, dribbling little stream? That's like with anything with a relief effort. Oh, and they say 30%? Yeah, 9-11 fucking funds, holy shit.

When they say 30% reaches the front line, they mean 30% reaches it in the forms of guns and ammunition. Right. Like that's not even, how what else would it do? 30% reaches it to do actual warring Okay, let's see here. I got oh God did you see water Roger Waters talking about do you like that guy Roger Waters? I mean, I love pink Floyd He was getting interviewed about it and he just goes straight to

Fuck it. This is all NATO's fault for fucking around. He's not whining out. He's a real dude, I mean, what? Oh yeah, he's a wild dude. I mean, yeah, they're like, what do you mean? But Russia did this, isn't that horrible? He was like, well no one said shit when the US invaded Iraq and he's like, whoa!

Yeah, I mean, I couldn't believe a celebrity saying that shit. He's like, oh wow that seems like Something he would say. Yeah, he's been he's been outspoken on that kind of stuff. He's never been shy about it He's like, well, why did you say about the killing so he's like you killed a million people there? Yeah, you know Okay, here is Here's an interesting Here's an interesting one. Oh, this is Kathy Griffin complaining about Alex Stein. You see Alex Stein's getting around?

No, I mean, I it up. Boop, boop, boop. Uh, you know what, my nephew's figured out how to use retarded as an insult. Yeah. That's just this week. Really? Yeah, he's in the older one. He's a special time. The younger one. The younger one.

Yeah. They call each other, if you're doing anything like that, they call you special. They're like, well, you're a bit special, aren't you? Oh. Oh, well, he's a bit special. Yeah. And like a voice like that. Like, wow.

You guys are going to be making gay jokes at no time. So he doesn't say retarded. No, they know they can't say that. They might not even know the word retarded. Yeah. But they've internalized the special as the meaning of the... Special. Got it.

Okay. Let me try and find this one. Kathy Griffin, Alex Stein, here might be on mine. Oh yeah, here we go. Kathy Griffin says, this is Tucker Carlson's son, the misogyny of this crowd. It's just as pervasive as the racism. So this is the vice reporter. You can tell the only one in a mask here. So this is Alex Stein talking to this reporter at a conservative conference.

Mm-hmm. She's here trolling everybody here. So she's the only one here in a mask and she's just saying negative stuff. I can't believe they let you in here. Do you feel like a lion or sheep in the lions then? is it just a um I have potential to be here just to what what I was saying see this is vise guys this person she's trying to troll this event she thinks all of you guys are losers that's what she post on the internet she post the most she post the most out

of context up see vise is the worst media company there is they're all liars so what do you think about your crappy media company? I Just do my job VICE is a bunch of liars Oh, you're proud of you know you guys made it by drugs. Are you are you a drug addict too like all the vice-content? This is the vice is this person She's the only one in a mask. You see this? This is what a loser looks like. She's got her coronavirus.

How many vaccines do you have? Are you on your fifth vaccine? It's not your business. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my That's none of your business. Yeah. Is that, is that the right line from that? So that's none of your business? I'm pretty sure I've heard how, are you vaccinated?

It's none of your business before. I don't remember whose approach that was. It's funny because everybody threw a big fit over this video, like he's bullying the cell phone. Well, he's just like, it's low hanging fruit. Like what do you get, you know? Her job is covering the, the right. Her job is covering like the far right.

Like the people, the people that get deplatformed, her job is to write articles about how they should be deplatformed and then companies use those articles as proof of like, this pervasive, this pervasive horrible hate speech and disinfo campaign that's going around. And they're still lining up to defend her. Guys, one after the other like this is just horrible. What he's doing here is like, is there what's a feeling of the ends justifying the means, I think?

Yeah, I guess so. It's a pretty easy playbook to run. Throw a girl out, let her do, say, talk up your lives. Anyway, Kathy Griffin, this is Tucker Carlson's son, the misogyny with this crowd is just as perfect. Tucker Carlson's son. It's not Tucker Carlson's son.

No, obviously. It's got a little bit of that in him. Let's see here, oh, this is a little funnier one. LA versus hotels. Do do do do. Uh, LA uh, voted to place a proposal that would give empty hotel rooms to homeless people.

Well, you know, the LA grand is grand is that right now? Oh my god. Oh, yeah. How does that work? It looks, well, it looks beautiful on the outside. Dude, it's just like Skid Row on the inside, apparently. How the fuck did they take over a whole hotel? That's what's been going on for the last like two years or so. No, it's...

I'm surprised there's anything in it anymore. Yeah. Like walls. No, you have to go to some authorities to register as a homeless. You know, you have to quote unquote qualify for like some kind of a room, but no, it's, it's, it's skid row moved indoors. Oh, okay. Just so that this will pass.

Well, yeah, it's fucking doing it. They're already doing it. Oh my God, I thought this had no chance voted, voted unanimously to place an ordinance that would house homeless people in hotels alongside guests. Have you ever seen such you, I mean, you probably tourists are going to get raped man. Under this policy. Well, I mean, they're not going to stay on the same fucking hotel. Alongside look alongside guests. Oh my god. 2020 2024 ballot. Rather than adopted immediately, right? Under the initiative, that's taken in a step further. Okay.

We'll be required to notify the city every day at 2 p.m. How many empty rooms they have for the night, and then they're sending in the fucking homeless. That's gonna, that's gonna crash and burn. Oh, that's insanity. Is it the worst thing we've ever done in LA? I would say no. I think we've done it.

If we already have this working at a trial hotel, well, that's homeless only. Like that's a homeless hotel. Oh my God. Wow. The artists require a mature. Have you ever voted past? Oh my God. I've would require a mature vote. Have you ever voted to pass? Oh my God.

I've lived here my whole life. Dude, the homeless cities here, I have never seen anything like it. I built out a wood now. It's on, no, they're permanent, man. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It is really crazy. I've never seen anything like this. Let's see here. Oh, this is a speaking of homeless. This is really crazy. I've never seen anything like this. Let's see here. This is a speaking of homeless. This is the end. By the way, there was another big chappelle, like article push this week. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And they use my picture for the, like the thumbnail wherever it goes on the article. So wherever it goes blast it out. It's me holding that sign looking drunk and yelling at this guy. Really? That's pretty funny. NPR blasts, uh, GOP governors for busing illegal immigrants to DC with no plan for what's, can you believe that these inconsiderate governors in Texas would send a bunch of illegal Mexicans to DC in New York. Have a, and they don't know the party. Just decency. Don't they just bust people back and forth?

I guess they're gonna have to now They finally figured out how to they finally figured out how to try to get back at At these guys On Friday and Pymar pre-ordered there something. I don't know Texas and Arizona governors continue to send Bosses full of migrants and refugees. Okay, legal Mexicans are not either does. To Washington DC's union station, just a few blocks from the Capitol building. Oh, Sean here, upon arrival, no government officials are there to meet them.

Can you believe that? So that I'm stunned. I'm absolutely stunned. I thought it would be Ellis Island and they put them right through the cues and stamp their forms and oh god, this is why Trump's going to jail because you're not the reason that they're doing this. All of the guys, they're finally getting together. You know what? Fuck it. Let's just do, let's do whatever we want. We're the government, right? Adam's migrant. Nobody's fucking. Man, we're just using, we're using people like sub-humans, man. Just, yeah, we're talking about fucking. Yeah, just, you won't give us a wall fine. Fuck you. Here, we're busing all the Mexicans to you. Mayor Eric Adams of New York. So they're doing it to New York

too. Eric Adams condemned Governor Abbott on. I've seen these threats. I've seen these threats before. Well, we're gonna, we're gonna put them over here. Oh, yeah, we'll put them over here. Well, oh, yeah. This is, this is her, he says, this is the mayor of New York. This is horrific. When you think about what the governor is doing. Oh, is it, is it? Adam said in an early morning visit to the Port Authority bus terminal, where he greeted a bus transporter. Fighting or I've been immigrants. Well, I can't say like you're going back, right? They might have better social programs up there. Oh, yeah.

Ars are so great that we're giving the homeless hotels. Yeah, I mean, up there. You know what I'm saying? Might be, might do better than in Texas. It might be doing him a favor. I mean, up there might be might do better than in Texas and might be doing him a favor. I don't know. The Republican Texas governor announced that he was sending buses migrants to the city. Adams a moderate Democrat. Okay. Fucking assholes has been charging for weeks that the state was sending asylum seekers in New York and overwhelming the city's homeless shelters. I think they're overwhelmed, but but Abbott denied it. Adam said the migrants were being

forced onto buses, even if like, he is to Borden, and he's like, no, I was born in East LA. Like, no, you're Mexican, get over there. Oh my God, it's so funny. Some of the families are on the bus that wanted to go to other locations. Where do they wanna go? Disneyland.

Yeah, it is the land. They wanted to go do college tours. They were forced on the bus, Adam said, ah, doubt it. Our goals do immediately find out each family's needs and give them the assistance they want. That's cool. Have fun.

What a fucking disaster, fucking. Did you ever think that would happen in your life? You know, funny. I don't know. No. Mm. Okay. Here's one for you. China tells the US. It can't treat other countries like. Oh my god. China tells the US that it can't

treat. Oh my god. Treat other countries like George Floyd and quote bully and strangle them at will. like George Floyd and quote bully and strangle them at will. That's I think China is the greatest comic on earth. They've been doing this for like two or three years. They have. You're right. Like they said, we're not gonna listen to our wigger concentration camps when you guys are killing cops shooting black people whenever they're on killing black people.

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Marvel promise not to... Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's not objective I win anymore. There's a shirtless, nice. There's a shirtless high school boy from one of their movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What hypocrites? Is he 18?

Mm-hmm, I'm doubt it. Breaking ACLU, we filed an Amicus brief today, urging the Supreme Court to protect universities' ability to consider race in college admissions. Wow, ending these considerations would ignore our country's present day racial inequality and threaten diversity on campuses everywhere. Why? What's somebody file like? What do you mean? Why? Why would it do that? Somebody file a case to strike that down. Yeah, I think Asians won. So they're getting like not like preferential or penalized for their race.

So they sued Harvard and they won. I think I don't know the full story on that. And these kids, yeah, would ignore and threaten diversity on campus everywhere. Huh. Students for feared missions is suing Harvard and the University of North Carolina to prevent race from being a factor in the admissions process. Not talking about race doesn't erase discrimination. It ignores the ways that structural racial and equality impact students.

Um, well, that's funny. You'd never, you never think you would see the ACLU fighting for race-based admissions. Would you? I thought, huh, I never would have picked that out of the on the old third charter, but there you go. That's a new surprise every day. Here's a fascinating study against rich people. Why do rich people love quiet? The sound of gentrification is silence. So they, people are in the barrio of, I've no idea,

that their music until, their ranchero music until two in the morning is not being celebrated by the new. Yeah. In the back of a red paper. Tell me what, I am fucking filthy rich in spirit then the back is the money or any of that shit. The event is a big party or more accurately a thousand different parties are all celebrating the same thing being Puerto Rican in the greatest city in the world.

Not okay. I can hear it. Keep your Puerto Ricanness to yourself. Every float, every car, every delegation was playing a rga-tone, salsa, merengue, boleros, and bad bunny. Everywhere you in, you hear bad bunny. Oh God, kill me. People were dancing bomba and Plena and Bichata.

They were a chance to Puerto Rico and no say Vende. I waived through all the beautiful people. When we passed the apartment building where my former benefactor live, almost a year ago, I shot an extra loud weapon. 35 blocks, we were as extra loud weapon. 35 blocks. We were as loud as we wanted to pay. Damn it. Jesus Christ.

And nobody could tell us nothing. And then we got to the end of the road. The crowd thinned out in the blockades. And we were met with a giant traffic sign illuminated with the words quiet, please incomprehensible. Why these people wouldn't want to live in a constant Puerto Rican is all around them people fucking shouting in Spanish and bull horns Why do rich people want quiet so much? I don't know maybe because they're working during the day So you can steal their money and blow and blow it at vendays God until says and

Blow it at Vendez. And until says, and take your orders, maybe that's why. God damn. Maybe they're trying to write an email to somebody. A boss or an employee and they want a word, it just right. And they don't want Selena interrupting it. Wait a minute, I thought we were talking about Puerto Rican, they're all the same. Oh geez.

ATF, oh yeah, that's kind of funny. I can't say anything like that. No, you definitely. I can't say anything like that. You could say if it was about white people. Well, yeah. Tempoule has something stupid. Oh, okay.

You know, Tempoule is? Yeah, I know, he called in the show. Yeah, he did. You know, I see a picture of his new band. Does he want his new band? Yeah, I see a poster on his Instagram. What do you think about that band? Should be that he should have put out a record

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Hmm. That's just rock beanie. That he's wearing. He could put on a wig. Like a rock wig. He's bald, right? Is that why he always has a beanie? No one knows.

No one could be. No, really seriously, nobody's ever seen him out of the beanie. That's why he's got the beanie. He's got to be bald. He probably went bald in his 20s. Anyone's got one of those things. Do you remember, did you have people go in like really bald in high school? Yeah.

How fucked up is that? That's fucked up. That's fucked up. I mean, you at least they come to terms with it though and they're done man god damn you never even had it for a little bit You weren't even you weren't even a grown man They should there should be a charity to give hair plugs to under 21 year olds. Yeah, we are going bald Like we see you we are we feel for you and we want to give you a do over yeah, right? How much could it possibly cost? I mean even if you make it to to give you a do over. Yeah. Right. How much could it possibly cost?

I mean, even if you make it to 30, at least you had, that's okay. Yeah. But in high school, you're right. Wow, like 16, 17, you're still, I can, I remember, this guy was, he was like a cool guy. I remember, I remember looking at him and like, I was, I had like a photo, like a photography class.

And I was like, God damn dude, like he's bald, like a fucking, like a 45 year old is starting to go bald, you know, it just, or worse. Yeah. Poor bastard. I wish we could talk to some of those guys, bald and high school guys. They probably all killed themselves. All right, this from Chris the Kiwi. Hey, hey, Dick and Contillian's, much I would like to at the present time due to health issues. He's talking about their show. Due to health issues such as autistic spectrum disorder and other health issues,

it's not a good idea at the moment for me to do the podcast. Unless there was some sort of incentive. Yes, fucking cheap ass syndrome. It's not worth the negative emotional impact it may have on me. I just want to carry on calling into the Dixho occasionally. Okay. I think America and the world would be better place if you changed the Dixho to be an environment for healthy relationships rather than abusive and unhealthy ones.

Well, he's got us there. I mean, yeah, I was gonna say, it's probably the most insightful, accurate thing he's ever uttered in his life. I told him he could go on in today if he was around. Let me see. He has a trouble with time though. Maybe not.

Trouble with time. Yeah. Duck tape wizard, listening to the bonus episode reminded me of this study. Let's see what this study was. Substance found in young spinal fluid helps old mice remember. Oh, a team at Stanford has demonstrated a new approach

to reversing memory loss in mice. There's an MPR. I think I read something about it. So how would you check the fucking first sources of this? What do you know? I don't know if this is true. An infusion in spinal fluid from young mice reversed the memory loss, seen in aging animals.

The team reported a growth factor found in the fluid, also improved memory thought to a lesser degree. You would see where it was published. What journal is it a reputable journal? What is it published in the past, what, what is it published in the past? Was it obviously, was it a pure viewed nature? Is that a good one?

Yeah. Nature.com, it seems a little shady, like hamburger.com. Nature's a really old journal, like the Lancet or like, yeah, nature's a set. Yeah, nature's an old, a really old scientific journal. All right. Well, I'm mixing it up with All right, well, okay, Nate. Think it was, I'm mixing it up with another one, but. Well, I am asleep.

I'm right back to nothing. Well, then you look it up. You look it up. I have other stuff to do. Yeah, but see, this is, you know. I just need to know the information. You're just, but it just takes a little time. It just takes a little time.

When we put this thing, I'm not gonna say you're gonna know everything inside and out. It's just, you're doing your due diligence. I need to know who the butterfly is though. Right away. I know. I know. I need to know.

I know the only problem with that is you can, it's like you could be wrong real easy. Look, I need to know to how to stop this from happening. Look at this. Okay. This is a penis. No. This is a penis plaque that someone got from getting the vaccine. I need to know a penis plaque. Really? I can't even, I can't even show it on the stream because it's a picture of a guy's dick with a weird scabs all over

it. Yeah. Let me, let's do a year little thing. J-A-A-D case reports. Reactive arthritis following COVID-19 vaccination with being, I don't know what that is, something, something. Reactive arthritis following COVID-19 vaccination with being, I don't know what that is, something, something. Reactive arthritis is a rare disease that characterized by a triad of urethritis, conjunctivitis and arthritis. You can an arthritis in your penis? I don't know. Typically secondary to the extraarticular infection,

oh Jesus, there's also a significant variation in clinical features or allegions, let's see. And, yeah, in our case, spike glycopryotein was indeed identified in the deep cutaneous vessels. And there it is. Pena's plaque. Plac penis.

Now, how do I see if that's real or not? I'm not taking anything that's giving me penis plaque. You don't have to use that. Nothing, nothing. Pena's giving me penis black. You'd have to, you'd have nothing, nothing. Penis black on the menu. No, check please. You'd have to look and see if there was an, you know, if there's an association,

if there, you know, if there's a, I'm trying for that shit. I know, I know. I know, if you're a busy guy. I'm a busy guy, you, using my penis. I don't wanna get black all over it. Oh, that was the monkey pox thing. When we put the factor, oh, that was a monkey pox box.

That was monkey pox box. Oh, Christ, we put the factor in the mice. Oh, that was actually, yeah. Able to perform a memory task where they have to remember something. Okay, so I think he's saying this is why old, old, old, the politicians eat babies because they're eating this.

Correct the marrow. They're eating the spinal fluid of the babies to retain their memory. Interesting. So have any, are there stem cells in the spinal fluid, isn't there? I don't know. You get those?

I don't know. What do I look like? I don't know. Over here. Over here. I'll look a rougher. Theimos says, Hey, Dick, what do you think of this? I don't think they do amazing shit with those things, man.

Stem cells. Yeah. Yeah. I think George W. Bush put a big pan the ass. I know. I think you did too. I think you did too. I think you did too.

I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. I think he did too. no flake embryos that no one should care about. Yeah. I hope China is at least. But I don't think there's a lot of the care. I heard a lot of the Christian right go,

well, it's not like, we were like right around the corner from curing, y'all, like it. Yeah, that's what they said in the dark ages, asshole. Yeah, but it's like, so you just fucking stop it because you're not fucking close. Like, oh, you know, it's not like we're just, we're, you know, we're, at the last mile. Yeah, kind of fucking answer is that.

You guys don't have enough stuff to take care of? Like you don't have enough evil and pain and misery that you have to start fucking around with the guys who are trying to carry. Yeah, I think there's some gay people getting loud over there. Don't you have some stuff to do? Hey, Dick, what do you think about this mom life comic bitch?

Should she get a divorce? Let's see here. I honestly think I'm asleep with my eyes open right now, Dick. Might be. I might be too. If somebody's calling in in a second. Good God. Mom life comics, you see this one?

Oh, what? Oxman's mom life comics. You see this girl? This will be a hoot. Hahaha. This is a big comic account that she just shits on her husband the whole time. Oh, that's wonderful.

Isn't that great? Oh, yeah. Did you see this guy? Like I believed like she's carrying all that. That has never fucking happened. That has been, my husband and I were unloading grozers on the car. It's a fucking lie. That is a fucking lie. That has never happened. No, that has never happened ever to anyone. Mom, any couple, comic for moms. In her, this is misinformation. This is misinformation. She should be banned.

Yes, dude. Okay, swap guys carrying one, swap, she's carrying like 10. So, it's full, which would never happen. Swap that, like so the guy has all those bags and the shit. She has that thing and now give the guy the dog. That's my life. That's accurate.

Let's see what else he's got here. He walked in the house carrying a bulk package of toilet paper and said, where do you want this? She says, we're out in both bathrooms. Can you split it and put half in each? And he says, yep. Oh, shit, a problem with this. Can you split it and put half in each? And he says, yep. Oh, she had a problem with this. Oh, and he said, where do you want this?

It was, there's an asterisk and what she interpreted that was, I don't want it anywhere. It goes where it goes. Oh my God! That's really, they're insufferable. They're just reading into like everything. What do you want to do? I know what you really meant by that.

I would just throw it in the closet and then there's one spot for toilet paper so though when I run out I don't have to go to one spot and then when it's empty go check an entirely different spot. I would just put it in one fucking place. But I know that way doesn't work for you for some reason because your brain just scrambled because of your ovaries. So tell me where you fucking wanted. How about that?

So when myself, my brother and my dad lived together, where do you think the toilet paper went? In the trunk? No, in the closet. On one spot. In the closet, in the hall closet. Never, never move from there. Get thrown in there, unopened.

When you come home from the store, you always fucking knew where it was. I have to check four places If I have a shitty ass and I ran out of toilet paper Mm-hmm. I have to check four separate places. Yeah for toilet toilet paper in my house and there's stairs involved in one of them Yeah, so I mean, you know what? You just hope there's a dog toy laying around if you're getting real trouble About an hour later while he was showering upstairs, I entered downstairs bathroom and saw this.

There's joylop paper on the sink. It's packed on the sink. Yeah, so there's like water gets on it and soaks it up. Oh, God. Oh, my God, this bitch. Yeah. He should do something about it. This woman is clearly put her husband in a self defense situation

That's great shot of her on the toy that whole fucking That's that fucking grocery thing dude got me. This is no way that's true That's not true never been true fucking lie. Never fucking will be true If there's stairs involved she's not even taking the one bag. No. She's opening the door. I gotta go and lock the house. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, I'll go and lock the house for you. One of the many differences with me in my husband, she says,

Oh, look, the last ripe peach. I'll save it for the kids. They love peaches so much. Oh, I'm sure they just fucking go ape shoot over peaches. Husband, oh, look, the last ripe peach. I'll use it as a special tree in my daily smoothie. Oh, God forbid. God forbid. Well, you sure did make a terrible choice for a husband, huh? Yeah, really. You really need to, you're, you're fucking judgment. It's really suspect. He changed. He changed, right? You're not the man I married. Oh yes, yes he is.

That's how they compete. You fucking, you convinced yourself. They compete for that shit. Who has the worst husband? Not a women do. God damn it. Okay, let's see here. What makes me arrange?

Jess says it's my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow. He's gonna be 37 years young on August 6th. Don't say you're a senior. He's young and he's obsessed with your show. This is all the time. I was wondering if next show you could give him a shout out. There's birthday would be completely make his birthday in his life.

Happy birthday, fancy of dear lay. I don't think he wanna give all this. It's a blowout. Happy birthday, appreciate you. Three more years and then you kill yourself. This is his girlfriend, Jess. Yeah, well, you gotta watch out for girls like this I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much.

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I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so much. I really appreciate this so them. Don't be fooled. Exactly. And that feeling of obligation could trap you. Dump that bitch. Oh God, I got fat. Nobody knows Tom like this, man. Isn't that sad? Dump that.

I got fat. Wow, we got some boy on that line. But I have to do this fat wise. I'm sorry, suckboy, give me, please give me a moment. Maybe I didn't even give him the thing. Here's I hypocrite. Did I give, is suckboy in there? Can somebody upgrade him?

What's the, what's a discord looking like these days? Uh, awesome. Guys kissing. Yeah, there'sc going on. Five ways to explain to your wife that you caught monkey pox. Wow. Look at how angry she is.

Well, that's the appropriate response. I mean, she's got some questions. I was at the monkey store buying you something nice. When there's God damn, the monkey, God damn monkey came out and fuck me in the ass. Could you believe it? Okay. Here is a Hi hypocrite, a medical student here.

Oh, thank God. I don't wanna get any misinformation, Sean. You know, my new quest to not be sued for millions of dollars by some veggie parents that can't handle the, that can't cope with the death of their kids without killing Alex Jones. There's a healthy way to cope with that. It's called therapy. Or so I've heard, well, it's not suing Alex Jones into oblivion. Alex, they're not mutually exclusive.

Could I do that? Just super ever. That's how I'm gonna get over it. All you can do is try. All you can do is try. I just don't know where the difference is now. If so, if you say like, oh, never mind. Ashley Batista says medical student here, they really don't know what causes obesity

and how weight loss works. Anectotally, I got sick and gained 25 pounds one year. Did she spill anecdotally, right? I, and maybe. I got sick and gained 25 pounds in one year, so I tracked everything I ate with an app. Sick. I did high intensity exercise three times a week. Sean, she ate everything that she tracked everything, did high intensity exercise three

times a week. couldn't lose weight Then I got even sicker and lost 50 pounds without trying I hope the current medical courses are hard enough to get her out of there Oh Guess again my friend. What has every other course turned into I know fucking dumb dumb is shit Okay, this is Ashley. What do you think about that from a medical student? Don't like really how any of those sentences are structured. Nah, you don't think that's-

It does not fill me with a whole lot of confidence. It's a medical student, I don't know. Okay, here's her next tweet. Cats don't get fat by accident. No, I just don't care, there we go. People overfeed them. Not only is it cruel, it's- It's the real fucking account.

Yes. It exposes them to a variety of health problems that shorten their lives. Yeah. Right, overnight, difference. All right, let's see what else I got for fat watch. Oh, boy. Interesting.

They can see it right away in the cats. It's no possible way to know how fat you are. Well, cats, you know, you overfeed them. That's what happens. They don't get enough exercise. Maybe she wasn't carrying enough grocery bags upstairs. What about people? You know what? It's impossible. Oh, no. What's going on here? What is going on here? Okay. Glad you asked. This is a, this is a real account. Autumn Heart. Vegas BBW Bash.

Oh my. Oh, it's happening right now, Sean. What? The BBW Bash is happening in Las Vegas right now. Today is the fucking... Today is the big blowout. The BB blowout. Yeah.

The big beautiful blowout. Who mama? How'd you like to be in Vegas during hot and sweaty August with the BBW? It's got 115 there right now. Not in the shadow of these Leviathan's. Oh boy. Mary Mitty. He's got to be about 98% though around them and measured in Greece.

Yeah, yeah. Mary fucking BBW. Just getting Chris go off of their fucking the backs of their. They gave you that stuff they had in the abyss so you could breathe in it. Yeah. Yeah. That's like a gel. Yeah. Mary fucking BBW bash. I am literally so fat. I can't fit in the fucking plain seat. I know airports really overwhelm me, but this is too much. I cannot get comfortable in any position for the next three hours. It sounded like she was bragging in that for a sentence. Doesn't it? I literally can't fit in the sick. I'm literally so fat.

I can't fit in the fucking plain seat. My mom is so fat. I cannot get comfortable in any position for the next three hours. Oh, what position could you possibly get comfortable in any position for the next three hours. Oh, what position could you possibly get comfortable in? Floating in a 50,000 gallon tank in SeaWorld, at Flyfront here, literally what in the honest to God fuck, I want a refund. Bitch, you are 400 pounds. Did they give it? Well, they must have given her another seatbelt. Because you know they give the extra seat belts too. Oh, this is, I bet she only bought one ticket. Yeah. How about just like a, how about a pen area in the back

where they remove all the seats and then you just roll them around? That's not a dude. There's a part two of this. It's probably a three and a four. My legs do not fit in front of me. No shit, because you're 5,000 pounds. I am not okay right now. Sitting like this is hurting my lower back severely.

It's like I'm just going to get a blood clot on the flight. You know, because we're wedged in her fucking diet. What are you doing? There is no other permission position for me to sit in. I fly about every 20 days, give her take, and this has never happened to me. Not all. So frontiers like an extra fucking small fucking leg room.

So it's like whatever. I'll go into the trap of believing these facades. So they're like, I'm hear if you fucking want it. So let's see her other tweets if she does it with every airline. Yeah. Um, guess what? Fucking pay for try putting down the fork. Hopping on a truck.

You know what? Fucking spring the extra fucking hundred bucks for cattle class. And you'll be better. Uh, fucking, you know, upgrade to Angus. I fly about every 20 days. No way to fit well, because they have to, they have to rotate them to the different grazing pastures. You know, they get the road. Who's taking the picture?

Some guy who's like really trying hard not to laugh, like some random, like, hey, can you take this picture of me? Oh yeah, what's the floor? Well, I want to show how I'm too fat to fit in the seats. Okay. I know. Say cheese. How do you do that?

And you know, she wants to get her expression just right. So like, she has to approve the photos and then hand it back to him. Just like, no, that's not quite. Let's see, open the image in a new tab. Oh. So that's my customer. What's going on there over by her? She's wearing a seatbelt.

No, no, no, no, no. What's going on there? Over by the right milker over there. What's, oh, what is that on? And the layer over by the right milker over there. What's, what is that? What is that piece of plastic? What is that there? Maybe someone got their, she, someone got a crutch stuck, a walker stuck under there. You really don't know?

I don't know either. I don't know what it is. Maybe she lost these headphones around her neck. She lost the other pair under her armpit or something. Are those the ear pieces? I don't know. I snapped off. I don't know what that is. Is it a, is it a stale donut? He lost these headphones around her neck, she lost the other pair under her armpit or something. Are those the ear pieces? I don't know. I snapped off.

I don't know what that is. Is it a stale donut? Here's another airplane seed complaining. Oh, okay. No. This one talks. No. Let's see. It looks like John Pinnett.

Who's that? Remember that, pull up a picture of John Pinnett. Okay. How do you spell it? P-I-N-E-T-C-E. Who's that remember that remember that pull up a picture of John Pinnett, okay, and he's spelled it P-I-N-E-T-C-E. He's a comedian. You'll know Put him side by side, please okay, you're welcome Maybe I could drag it here He's dead by the way. Oh, what did he die of? What do you think?

He also did a lot of drugs to know we do a lot of drugs Okay, let's hear which John Pennett has to say your tired of small airplane seats then you need to watch this video two incredible travel bloggers And I know we're recently featured in this article. And the FAA is now soliciting public comments on if airplane seats are too small. Let's talk about it. For the next 90 days, the FAA is going to be soliciting comments from the public. We're fucking really.

There are all these seats are too small on airplanes. They are like louder. People in Wally were happy. The fatsoes in Wally were very happy with the sales. Yeah, they were very, yeah. The old ones, just fat ones. Right. They're setting minimum requirements.

Yeah, these allowed for airplanes. And you should go ahead and submit a comment. In this article, imagine that we're 20% of them. Please, please, fat people, submit all your comments and picture evidence because of why planes seats are too small to the FAA so they can publish it all. In a, we did a 90 day study and listened to complaints and here you go, America. People are currently able to fit in a standard airplane seat. So we definitely need to come together, submit comments and make a change.

I'm encouraging all plus size travelers to click the link in my bio and submit a comment now so that we can see a real change made when it comes to airplane seats. If you decide to submit a comment, keep in mind that they're actually looking for comments about safety versus comfort. And stick around because I'm going to make a part two to this video. Uh-oh, keep in mind that you have to lie to them. Safety versus... Keep in mind that you have to say you have to make up some shit about how it's not safe.

To be there. Let me a message message a boy. Oh, Madcooks, all right. Where are you? Hey, Madcooks, how can you can't unmute yourself? What are you not an admin anymore? I'm unmuted. You have my fucking volume turned down on your end.

You son of a bitch. Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry about that. How you doing? I'm fucking great. I live in the fucking purgatory now, St. Louis. Why is it called great to the gateway to the west? I took a job out here.

It was better than the one I was working. So I moved to St. Louis and my life has been hell ever since. Really? Awesome. Yeah, I mean, did you hear like two weeks ago, three weeks, two weeks ago, St. Louis had more rain than they've had like in recorded history?

No. So of course the house that I just moved into the basement flooded, so that was fucking awesome. Just destroyed like 60% of my stuff. Oh no. On top of that, like it took me like a month to find a place to live. Everyone smokes in their car while you're driving. People run red lights like their suggestion. I mean, it's fucking Mad Max out here.

It's wow shit. Wow. And they're spending time. How long you been out there? Uh, just a, I'll have been out here two months on August 20th. Wow. And they're spending time only driven through it a few times. I mean, yeah. That's what you should do. Okay. Just keep going. Hey, Rolla, Missouri. Just floor it until you're in Illinois. And even then kind of coast, coast past all that shit. So you find a small town to stop in, it's hell.

Wow. Go. What did you, why'd you want me to unmute you? Well, I want to talk about that fucking, that mom, mommy, mom life blog. Yeah. You know, you were talking about how her husband should leave her. Her husband works two jobs and worked himself

into until he collapsed one day and was taken to the hospital. And then she gets on Twitter and she's like, my husband collapsed because he works too much and somehow I'm the victim of this. The only thing she contributes to the household is she teaches like a yoga class two or three times a week. And then she makes these fucking comics about what a piece of shit her husband is when

he's literally providing everything in the world for her and her fucking kids. Oh, he ate the last peach. He bought the goddamn peach, you bitch. It's his peach. He's got to buy the next batch of peaches too. It's unbelievable. The slandering she's fucking doing on the internet of her husband. And then it turns out to be so completely false and she's like, oh, everybody's bullying me. I suck. I suck. I suck. I suck.

That your husband for however long you been doing this. And he doesn't deserve any of it. This is like the MI the asshole thing. You're definitely not the asshole. That's exactly where everybody universally is like, yeah, you're a fucking asshole. And you're like, this poor guy is trapped. Like at least when guys are being assholes, like with the Andrew tape guys, it's like, yeah, well, I mean, you know, you can just leave. He's not like unless he's literally holding you there, what you might be. I saw her post as many of you have seen last late last, last week, some of my comments

were picked up on Twitter, taken out of context. How do you take a comic out of context? And people just post your comics, like you, you guys, you create that narrative and then it turns out that it's completely false. It's like there are, there are two types of artists that you can tell with self portraits. Like you have the, there's, there's the, they will draw themselves, there are people that draw themselves like intentionally grow to ask. Like, there's, I think it's Sarah Shen comics or something like that. And she's

like this little mutant. And then you see pictures of her and she's actually like a pretty nice looking woman. And then you have the ones where they draw themselves like incredibly attractive and they turn out to be fucking landwales. But there's always this level of projection. Like comics really cut down to what you think you are on the inside. And if your husband is seeing these comics you're writing, he should take the fucking kids and leave you to teach a yoga class is in peace. I've seen this phenomenon you're describing a lot in the trans influencer community. I don't know what about that community where there seems to be a very high level of discrepancy between their cartoon avatars and the real person.

I don't know why that would be, but probably just very good. Some of my comments were picked up on Twitter, taken out of context. I just can't believe that. You're going to run with take a comic out of context, like a family circus. I was taking out a context. The far side with the genius student pushing when the door says pull, that was taken out of context. What do you mean? And used as the fuel to begin a campaign against me. Yeah, what began is hundreds of Get a Divorce comments has now devolved into scary threads, images of me killing myself.

myself. Artistic license. You're a husband. You're a buddy, you know, you're harassing her husband by being like, hey, man, like, do you need a place to stay? Right. Can I help you? It's a riot. Is there a go fund me to get you out of this terrible situation? I got a truck sending him battered women, shout the battered husband, shelter number.

Those don't fucking exist. Like, so I was running the state chain union in Tulsa for a while and I had a guy who got kicked out by his wife and his whole fucking life was falling apart. And I was trying to find him resources for a place to go. And there are like three men's shelters in Tulsa and there are 40 or 50 women's shelters where they'll put you up. And so the men's shelters are just constantly full with the same fucking deadbeat

who've been out on the street for 20 plus years. So these people who are just like, and intermittently homeless due to some crisis, can't get any fucking support, especially if you're a man. Like there's nothing if you're a man in this world and you need help, fuck you. And then all these fucking women get on the internet and they're like, why don't men go to therapy? Why don't men go do this for that? Cuz we have fucking jottis you

We got work two fucking jobs so you could get on the internet and draw fucking comments about what piece The shit we are That's why I'm a fucking time to go therapy and do you know how much that'll cost? That's how many peaches do your goddamn kids won't get to Ab I don't need to go to therapy. I know what the problem is. It's you. I don't need to go to a therapist and outline every every individual thing that I hate about you. I already know. Like I just walked into therapy with a printout of this week's comic. Like my wife like thinks I'm a retard that doesn't know where the toilet paper goes. I don't know which bathroom we're out of, the toilet paper in. There's so much I could say about these commenters.

I'm sure they're going to have tons to say about this post. But here's what I want to reiterate to those of you who were here long before all of this. The community that we have built here is about making each other feel seen and less alone in the challenging parts of motherhood. I don't think so. It seems like the community is about complaining about your husband and making shit up about your husband. So you seem like a bigger victim compared to his incompetence.

Right. Like just look at culture for the last 20 years where in sitcoms and everything, the husband has become just the punching bag of all media. The dumb fuck. Yeah, he's always some fucking moron that creates all the problems and the wife is the hero that comes and saves the day. There's nowhere else out there.

He's eating a peach. Yeah, this is just one more of those. And of course, on the surface of people are like, yeah, that makes sense. But then as details come out, don't fucking build a class, glass course, you know, on the surface of people like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. But then as details come out, like, don't fucking build a class glass house, you dumb bitch. Don't post about how your husband collapsed and went to the hospital from a Justin, because he's working two plus jobs to fucking make a living for your, for your fucking need to have peaches and draw not even good looking comics. Of course, we wouldn't trade our lives for anything in the world. What do you mean?

He might trade his. Yeah, we don't want you to have any more power. You have plenty. And yet many of us also feel unsupported, unseen, and are underappreciated by our society. Okay. And in some cases, isn't that crazy? Well, it always works out like that when society is doing something to the woman. You know what? It's also the partners doing it as well. So I'm, I smell like deep insecurity on her part. Oh, you think?

Yeah. A little bit. Uh, so here's my request to you, my community of like-minded mothers. Can you share something about how my comics have helped you? Oh, oh, God. Oh, oh, oh. Or what they've met to you. Let's refocus our attention on the importance of me. I like it when you make fun of your husband. Love it.

I hate my husband too. Thank you. Mine's been also an idiot. He has more than 12 of the paper goes. My husband ate all the nectarines and now he doesn't like peaches, but we buy nectarines and he eats them all every time. All the kids love the peaches. Honey, are nectarines the ones with a fur or not? Just a miserable human being that's just like spreading

misery and then has the audacity to pretend that she's the victim in the situation. Well, you know, we have men's shelters. Now, we're going to have them in LA. We just stick it up, stick in with the tourists, you rape whoever you want. It can just jump out. Longer out by 11.

As long as you're how the check out, gonna work. I'm gonna send in the riot police now to check out. All right, we got, we have one homeless guy who's staying here. Oh yeah, he, we'll get him out. No, no, he figured out that he can just open his arms wide and we can't pull him out of the door.

So, not really sure what he wants to do now. He checked out. James in there, he's in no bones. Like, what are we supposed to do? Well, I don't think it's done anymore. All we have are these like soft wiffle bats. He's sent 40. And if I hit someone with one of those, I got to fill out three pages of paperwork.

So like, I'm fucking not, I'm leaving that in the car. We sent over 40 riot cops with wiffle ball bats to get one homeless guy, one naked homeless guy out Yeah, who tells me because like a regular person has to go catch a flight or they're like going to Disney World Where they're driving back out of town whatever the case is they're out of the door by 11 home What's the fucking home? Oh, yeah, I got your credit card Yeah, you know, I got to get hard to work at my shift standing on the right of way with the sign that says anything helps. Fucking do that anytime of day. Let's see. I got one more fat watch. Can you see these

mancucks? This thing? I can see them if I switch over to the YouTube. Okay, switch over. I did love that lady. That lady was posting about how she couldn't fit in her chair. She was flying with Frontier Airlines. And Frontier Airlines is like the dollar store of airlines in the, it's super cheap, but they charge you for literally everything. Yeah. Like, their rows are intentionally more narrow to get more people on the planes.

You're not allowed any carry-ons, like every carry-ons of $50 or $60. And she has some post complaining about that. It's like, bitch, spend a little bit more money, get on South Ress and ride exit row. Like that's what I have to do. I do that because I'm six foot two. I didn't eat myself to being six foot two. Yeah, you ate yourself to be a six hundred fucking pants.

I'm filling over to the seat next to you. Like I wanna see the tweets of that poor bastard that's like fucking jammed all the way to the side of the one seat while her knees are all in his space. And she's like, uh, excuse me, waitress, I like another Dr. Pepper, ooh, but you look like a walkie, woogie. Fucking job of the hot flying next to you. God. Hmm. Well said. Okay, here's the newest these these flower these roll flower tattoos. Oh, no, so celebrate fat bodies and the way it's caught it's supposed to look like tits and shit like this in there. These roll flower roll flower they're called rolled flower not rolled flower roll flower tattoos celebrate fat bodies in their most natural state. Artists, carry meds, created these designs to highlight a part of the body. Society usually tells us to be ashamed of.

No, disgusted by. Society. Society. Society. Society is not to tell you that. We'll grew up with that in our bones to look at that and go, God gross. Yeah, give it away for me. They are tattoos of roses and flowers where the stems are the villain from a he-man cartoon. Like Johnny 26. What do you rate?

We rapes 26 girls. No, I ate them. How big are those flowers? They're flowers where the stems. The clutch means a general Sherman. The stems are the crease of the fat roll on the back of the lady. So I guess that crease is permanent, right? It doesn't move around.

That's where your body creases. Well, it'll continue to fold over though until the flower just disappears. Like it'll just slowly get sucked into the fat, like you're feeding paper into a paper shredder. You're going to have a bouquet by the end of your life. Is what you're saying? Yeah. It's like rollers on a printing press, you know?

It's just gonna, oh yeah, yeah. That's what I'm just gonna appear. To my fellow plus size tattoo lovers, have you all, have you also ever looked at a part of your body and thought, I'll get that tattooed when I'm in better shape? No more. It's like an info marshal.

Well, no, don't worry about that anymore. Why wait? We've incorporated your folds No matter how secure you felt in your body at that moment. I have oh god and Just do when why not just go all the way instead of a flower do like the mad fold in Like tattoo a big picture and then as your fat rolls come together, it's all it's a new thing. Fucking, just disgusting. It's like a fat lady, and then you open the full

that it's a skinny lady, and the fat lady that was like part of a curtain, you know, on a stage. Yeah, I'm on that school. Stanley, when you lose weight, like the, the, the, the catch you still kind of make sense. Yeah. Let's see. Why wait? You can visually assault the unsuspecting public right now.

And though I sternly believe that all bodies are great as they are, that thin equals worthy mentality that's been subconsciously hammered into my psyche is still clearly pulling some strings in my brain and preventing me from doing the things I really want to, especially when it comes to getting tattooed. Thin doesn't mean you're worthy. Getting on an amusement park ride, singing an airplane to the fat. Fat walking to the second story.

Right, exactly. That might be at least partly, oh Michigan-based tattoo artist, okay. Oh my Christ. What a beauty. What a sick world we live in, where like she claims that, or I assume it's a woman, she claims that our natural bodies,

but go look at like 2000 years of art, like the drawings of the ancient Egyptians, you don't see a lot of rotund Egyptians on those wall paintings. No, no. As you go forward, it isn is until the 13 or 1400s that we start to have the fat elite ruling class and we start to have like, pudgy people in power because they have nothing to do with physically. Well, the aristocrats are like, hey, make my wife look good.

Make her look good. Come on, come on, don't fuck me here. Make her look better. Make her look better than she looks. So she'll go like come on, come on, don't fuck me here. Make it look, make it look fatter. Make it look fatter than she looks. So she'll go like, oh, you know, and less like my sister. That's like, what else is, anything else going on, Mad Cux? How's your show doing?

Longest running. We're coming towards the advertised end of the show. All set 300 looks like it's probably gonna be our last episode. So it'll be 300 consecutive episodes So you have like 250 episodes of your biggest problem abortion to try and shit out to match our consecutive running Tottie Well something changes. We've already skipped episodes on the biggest problem. Have you had anyone? Yeah, when I hit my arm That was that was one. Yeah

There you go reset Well, congratulations when I put my arm, that was one. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Reset. Well, congratulations. Thank you. On that. What do you think about Trump's, you think Trump's going to jail? I've been investigating him since like 2015.

The FBI has been under, he's been under constant FBI investigation. If they had anything on him, they would have it by now. They wouldn't need to go rubbaged through some boxes at a resort town in order to get it. He's just more fodder to January. It's such a fucking fun show. I know that January say it, because not working as much as they,

no one cares, right? He's like, well, that's getting everything. Find something. It's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our, it's our. It's our time. He's got to bring me Spider-Man. Yeah, he's not going to jail. I hope not, but I don't know.

I don't think that's ever really on the table with somebody like that. I don't know, man. All right. See you, man, Cux. Later. See ya. Uh, now do I have to mute him?

I don't even know. I don't know. I mean, you seem to mute him, Arthur. You seem to mute him whether you want to or not. I thought Admin's his volume down. You have mute him. Oh, fuck me. Suk I thought Admin's his volume down, you mute him, you fuck me. Suck boy, are you there? Suck boy, Tony.

Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got you. We got you. Say something else. Matt Madcux had no, he was very low, so we had to turn him up a lot. I think I just peed a little. All right, I'm bringing up your video. You 3D printed a you 3D printed everything. The

gun, the ammo, and it works on an electro magnetically locked bolt. Can you tell I'm playing the video on your Twitter? Can you like explain in norm normy terms what this thing is that you've built? Yeah, so it ended up being a total nerd shit gun, I guess. It's just the nerdyest thing possible, I think, but it ended up just trying to, or it started off trying to be the cheapest gun that I can make with the cheapest ammo that I can make. I really wanted something,

like I was kind of thinking post apocalyptic. Like, I want to be able to make my own ammo, but I couldn't find primers kind of like in 2020 when the pandemic started, it was impossible to find ammo or, yeah, ammo and primers. So I wanted to make something that didn't need primers. That's incredible. My buddy and I always talk about, you like making, because the printing the guns is great, but the ammo is the real, the ammo is the bottle neck. And then the government started just buying up ammo like they weren't printing anything,

like they weren't making any more of it. Like even the fucking IRS is buying guns and ammunition now. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Don't know why they would need buying guns and ammunition now. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Don't know why they would need any guns, the IRS, anyway. You know, but I think, go ahead, they want your money. I was gonna sit. But yeah, they want one thing.

Yeah, that's really it. But yeah, the one thing, I mean, the government in order to make primers, you have to get like multiple different licenses. So the government only has like multiple different licenses so the government only has like three different primer companies that are operating and they all have government contracts so pretty much at any time the government can just buy up all the stock of primers yeah that's what i believe i mean i'm a retard but i think that's what could happen no i think we came to the can uh... same conclusion like you have to in

order to make ammo or make primers, you have to go through so many legal probably, if there's so many processes and bureaucratic checks and whatever, that it's just impossible. Now, that's right. I'm a new ammo company. That tracks because Dick is also a retard. Special. Special. Okay. That tracks because Dick is also a retard. That's special.

That's special. Okay, so you've obviously made something that people don't want you to have made here. Yeah. Apparently, I mean, by the number of death threats I've been getting. It seems to have stricken struck some nerves, but I mean, it really didn't start out as that. But, you know, if that's where I'm at, I'm going to embrace it, I guess. So I'm just glad I kept my name as suck boy Tony. No, shit. One of the death threats like fascinated by this. How did they start rolling in? Yeah, I've had a lot of people just like, oh, I wish there was one really specific one that was like, oh, I wish the gun would explode and cut your art here or jugular or

Ardry, they got like really specific with which with which Ardry they wanted it to cut. I'm like, cool dude. I I don't know it's I mean, like I said, I'm a retard. It honestly be worse for gun control if I got killed doing this because like somebody smarter would just take over and do it a lot better. So that's kind of what I'm going with to keep the CIA from killing me or whatever. Okay. So, oh my God. These guns, you have are so cool. It's like, are these plans that you downloaded or did you have any? Oh, no. You just signed this?

I made everything from scratch. It's been like a four year process. Oh, shit. I've made a lot of shitty guns, but I really wanted like, I'm in school for engineering, so I wanted something to prove that I wasn't a, well, I am a retard except when it comes to engineering. I think that's called autism, but it's called engineering. So basically, I don't know.

I wanted something to prove that I knew what I was doing, so I wanted it to be completely from scratch, which is why it ended up not being able to be controlled by any laws pretty much is because I went with everything from home depot and Amazon and all that. Yeah. So I think it ended up helping the project in the end. So how does this work without a primer? Like how do you go from nothing to a gun? work without a primer. Like how do you, how do you go from nothing to a gun? Yeah, I think of it as like a spark plug in an engine. And instead of igniting gasoline, the spark plug is just igniting powder, which it's so simple. I honestly can't believe any actual gun manufacturers haven't tried that. Like, it was literally the first, like I ordered the first thing that created a spark on

Amazon and it ignited the powder. So it's, yeah, it's kind of like I said, I'm not a smart person. It's just kind of like lock or I don't really know why don't, uh, condition other solutions work. Yeah. Why isn't this already widespread? Like why don't all uh, condition other solutions work? Yeah, why didn't this already widespread? Like why don't all 3D printing guns do this? Um, I have no idea. I mean, I guess I'm pretty much one of the fur. I mean, there's been a couple other electrically ignited guns. Yeah.

But I think the 3D printing, I mean, since 3D printing only took off in 2012-ish, I think I'm kind of in a unique position where I can use both the electric ignition and 3D printing. I think it just really helps having the 3D printable cartridges, which obviously no manufacturers wanted mess with. So yeah. Yeah, I'm not too sure. And honestly, it's mostly because all the mainstream gun manufacturers have no reason to change. I mean, everybody's buying like even if they like, that's the reason why all the gun manufacturers

support the NRA, even though the NRA doesn't really support gun rights is because all the gun manufacturers support the NRA, even though the NRA doesn't really support gun rights. Yeah. Because all the gun manufacturers will still make 90% of their sales to the military and the other 10% will be haunting rifles regardless. So the gun manufacturers aren't really in a position where they want to do anything. They don't, they actually don't want to do anything. Everything I've ever seen them release was the worst thing they could have done. No matter what the situation is, I think, you guys are, like, I think you guys are kind of doing this on purpose being this bad.

There's not a way. I feel like they have to be. Because like, yeah, I mean, I'm just an idiot in my bedroom with like barely any money. I'm in college and I figured it out. So it's kind of, I mean, I guess being 3D printable, I can't make much money off of it, which is probably what they're thinking, but I don't know. In terms of proliferation of arms, it's definitely a good thing though. So how can you make this? How can I go? And every piece is printed on this. Yeah, pretty much except for there's a metal pipe,

there's just like a five dollar pipe that surrounds the three printed barrel, which basically helps contain the pressure. And then there's like some screws and some threaded rods. And then some like $30 worth of electronics off of Amazon with like the battery and stuff. So not completely 3D printed, but I mean everything that's important, I guess, is 3D printed. that's important, I guess, is 3D printed. Like the barrel is the bolt, all the cool stuff. Electromagnetically locked, why is that? Yeah, so that's in preparation for semi-automatic design

that I have in mind. Basically, so the solenoid, it's electromegnetically locked is basically just like a solenoid, so you run power through this thing and it turns into a magnet. And I'm just using that to pull like a giant steel block out of the way to unlock it basically. And so that once you can, once you have electronically control unlocking, makes it really easy. So my plan is to have a pressure sensor in the barrel and then have it unlock at a certain pressure. And that way you can use a bunch of different ammo. I have plans. You can use match heads. If you don't want to find black. Like I have plans, you can use match heads. Like if you don't want to find black powder, smokeless powder,

you can always just crunch up match heads. And so this system will allow you to basically use like match head powder in semi-auto. So, even if you can't find black powder, you can find matches. Yeah, yeah. And you got a semi-automatic. Do you have a, do you know that's cool? Have you figured out like specs on it, you know, like velocity and all that kind of stuff?

I mean, is that so? Yeah. So I did some ballistics gel testing with it. There's a picture on my Twitter somewhere, but yeah, it's, I can say it gives like twice as big of a wound cavity as a nine millimeter bullet does. There it is. Look at this. So, yeah, basically, it's kind of hard to estimate because I didn't have a slowmo video

of it, but the trail that it left was at least two times bigger, and that's because it has the, it has like a 3D printed jacket around it. And then a lead core inside. So I think that 3D printed jacket act like basically just shatters when it hits the gel. Wow. So that's cool. Yeah, I wouldn't definitely not want to get hit with that. That's really great. What are you doing here? Did they shut down all your stuff yet?

Like you're... Yeah. They, um, yeah, they took down my Patreon saying that I was giving away, uh, gun, they basically said I was giving away guns, benefit tier, which obviously isn't true. Give away guns. The plans to make a gun, you're giving away guns. Yeah, it's like it only takes you like two weeks and you know, like 70 bucks of you buying stuff, but I mean, the same is giving away a gun, giving a plan.

So here you go. He's a lot of giving away guns. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not even going to bother fighting that. Yeah. I just switched to a U-Trayon, which seems to be the more pro gun platform. U-Trayon?

Yeah. They, yeah, it's just called U-Trayon. They, the C, I don't know if he's a CEO, but one of their employees reached out to me and basically said, hey, we won't kick you off. So that's a good enough endorsement for me. Well, that's basically the same as Patreon. Well, that's pretty good. And Dick's already kicked off for you, Sean.

Not for you. So you're making a semi-auto version? Yeah, that's in the works. Yeah. Did you see making a semi-auto version? Oh, yeah, that's in the works. Yeah. Did you see the, did you see that gun buy back? There's some recent gun buy back where they had to, in I think Houston, but they had to make an announcement that they were no longer accepting ghost guns,

because some kid brought in like a hundred ghost guns that he just printed. Oh, really? Yeah. He just printed it at his house and they were like a hundred, got a hundred and fifty bucks for all of them. That's fun. That's fun. It's fun. It's like, we have to get more go scruions.

Right. What's the fact? I just found out. So, we got a racket. That guy, somebody's been trying to, since I got kicked off Patreon, actually, somebody just messaged me and said that they were, they wanted to give like a knife giveaway to one of my utriens subscribers to try to motivate people to switch. But it turns out that that guy is actually the guy that turned in those guns in Houston. Oh, really? And so, yeah, I got some more information on that. Apparently, he turned in 62 guns and they went against their own policy and only paid him one-third of what he was due. So it sounds like he was due $6,200 and they only gave him like 2000 or so.

And so he took it and now he's shit posting on Twitter and basically saying that the mayor paid for all these guns and he's trying to give some some ghost guns away to my followers for the money or not like legally and case obviously the ATF's going to be listening or whatever, not actual ghost guns, but yeah, right. You know, we're doing it legally, basically, but he's given away, he's using that money to help out the three printed community at least. How's the community doing? Oh, pretty good, I think.

There's a lot of, I've been seeing a lot of new people like that just get into it and fuck around and I would encourage anybody listening that wants to get into it to honestly just try, make something that fits your hands better and grave your name into some shit, draw dick on some things and whatever. What looks like a fun community. You know, Brandon Herrera, the AK guy. Yeah. So he called in a couple weeks ago and then he went and did that, he made that gun, that homemade gun that killed the Japanese prime minister. Remember we were watching that on the show with him, Sean? Yeah, yeah, sure.

And then it immediately got deleted from YouTube. Oh, did it? Yeah. He's $100 stupid pipe gun. Immediately gone. Apparently, the Japanese media blamed me for, or they said that I was a gun designer for that gun. What?

You're like, I'm a kind of offensive. Yeah, I'm like, dude, that's a shit. Come on. I wouldn't duct tape it to cardboard. I'm self-to-higher standards than that. Has there ever been a 3D a ghost gun used in one of those shootings? I don't think so. No, I don't.

Honestly, as far as I know, there have been a few guns. You could be the first. Yeah. Isn't that a bit odd? I guess it's, they just can't bring that doors. It's a new community at least, but I mean, honestly, they're not like fully 3D printed guns aren't very reliable. I mean, my gun included, like, it's, it's a really cool concept, I think, but like, I, in a world where you can get an

AR 15, I would not take on the jam. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's obviously like if I get funding and some millionaire, you know, and I can make it out of metal, I think my gun will be great. But like as of now, 3D printed guns. When I mean, let's just say I don't keep a 3D printed gun next to my nightstand and I don't carry one every day.

When the heat's when the pressure is on, the heat's turned up and you got to offer world leader. Sometimes, sometimes reliability is the best. You got to go through the classics until the new technology catches up. It'll get there, but for right now, that's all I'm saying. I will say though, the FGC 9, the fuck gun control 9, which is another 3D printed gun with a little bit more metal components. It was made by a guy named Jay Stark.

If you want to get into conspiracy theories, so this guy named Jay Stark is a guy in Germany who was designing guns basically like I'm doing except illegally. And Interpol got to him, basically coin-based sold them out. And Interpol rated as him basically coin based sold them out and Interpol rated his apartment and found nothing and didn't find him. He got away, but two days later, he was like 28 years old. He died of a heart attack at 28. At 28. At 28.

After getting hunted by. After getting hunted by the Interpoll and missing questions. But where am I going to score that one? Well, bad. That's one of those. You're not going to find the Epstein either. He's some of some things, some things, you know,

but that's what I mean. Like then if some people, like where the fuck are you, where's a normal person supposed to draw the line? How many conspiracies are out here? Exactly. When you say, you know what, they how many conspiracies are out here. Exactly. When you just say, you know what, they're all conspiracies.

I don't care about the travesty part because it didn't happen to me. So I'm just assuming all of them are fucking conspiracies from now on. Because that's the only way I can know 100%. Exactly. Right? That's right.

But I think, if I think a school shooting is fake, it has zero effect on me. Right, that's what I don't fucking care. Right. Don't care, only heard about it because I had the TV on and it makes them add money, but I don't give a fuck. There's violence happening all over the world. Until it happens to you.

Until it happens to you. Yeah, exactly. And then once it happens to me, I'll go back to not caring about it happening to other people again. You know what I mean? But it'll happen to you. Yeah, but I care about it happening to you. Well, yes, cause that's me. I care about me more than everybody else.

So why does it not be whove me to say everything that's done that I don't know personally, fucking lie. It's a fucking lie. Whatever keeps your brain in order. That does, but I'm gonna get so happy. I believe you. No, I can lose everything.

Cause I said crisis actor. That guy giggling before he gets on camera to talk about his dead kid fucking crisis actor. Yeah, I can lose everything for saying that even though he's giggling on TV. What a fucks a giggling on TV. Well, he just come out and you go satire. That's how you just joking. Then at the end of every show I go just joking. Right.

You just have to rebrand as a parody artist. That's what I've been trying to do. I've been trying to say that like, I'm an artist making fun of the gun industry. I'm not making guns. It's like a concept art that like, I'm just making fun of the gun industry. Yeah, like all these guns are gay. I'm gay. Yeah, I only make a gun.

Yeah, I did make a dick gun for Brandon Herrera. Really? Let's see it. Look at that. Oh man, I don't even, I did just did it like on the, on the computer. I didn't actually print it off. But I'm not gonna gun for another man. It's pretty gay.

I, yeah, that, I'm pretty gay for Brandon though. So that's right. Uh, where's the dick gun? Can I find it anywhere? I, it's gonna be really deep in my Twitter profile. Really deep. The dick gun maybe, I might be able to post to the Twitter actually or to

the, the discord. Yeah, I think you can find it might be on my, I found something 80% this dick AFT, all my homies rock zero percent. Oh, I get it. Oh, yeah, they were, that was back when they were trying to ban 80% Yeah, we were. Well, I let it California. So the amount of guns we can have get smaller every year. And I think they just banned any 3D printed guns like last week, honestly. Oh, did they in California? Uh-oh. Yeah.

Yeah. I think it was within the last week or two at least. I'm going to go out, fit all the homeless downtown sting in those hotels. Coast guns. I'm not going to be like Gideon's Bible. I'm gonna go door to door, hotels downtown, and LA with a homeless gonna be and just drop three gun in there.

He go, guys, he fell his- Oh, hell yeah. Have a ball. Have a ball. Ugh, this is on me, if I tell him I'm gonna live soon. Or we'll shoot him out. Yeah. Man, what have you got here?

Oh, man, I got to have this dick. Guns. Okay. Looking for dick guns. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of a weird concept. So your rebranding is a parody artist? Yeah. Since I got kicked off Patreon, that might be the best legal protection I can get. God, that sucks. Yeah. Are you familiar with like Bud Buster's or Matt LaRose A? No. No.

He's a, I would say the best gun lawyer in the world, but he works for Fire Arm Policy Coalition and he did it. I know that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's, I think the director of policy for them. Okay. And he, he made basically an entire political statement. He, there was a attorney general in like Pennsylvania or some shit that tried to ban ghost guns. So he made a tech nine lower with the guys face on it. I think his name was Joshy. It was called the like the Joshy washy. And I think it ended up being in a court case where he was, he used the gun that he made to prove

that 3D printed guns are political statements or political art or something. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah. I don't know how the, I don't know how the, this has gone any further than its speech, than that code is speech, but, you know.

Yeah. That's it. It is speech, but, you know. Yeah. It's, it is. It's well past that. Yeah, I thought we settled it long ago. There was something called the crypto wars a while ago. Yeah. That, uh, I don't, it just sounds cool, but I thought it settled that code was free speech. Uh, nope.

Or, well, I guess it's, uh, it is free speech. Nope. Or well, I guess it's a, it is free speech. Whatever that means anymore. Hate speech is uncovered, not covered, disinfo, is not covered anymore under free speech. Or else it is, it is free speech, but you can be compelled. Can't boycott Israel either. Well, you lose your job. If you do that, you do anything about that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gun-related, doesn't matter? Yes. Idiots that just talk, and like, I should say, okay,

so people that just put down retarded ass ideas without having their own ideas or any reason why it's wrong. Okay. Just because that's something I've been dealt dealing with for a long time, like people on Twitter just like, oh, three-tea-printed barrels will never work. And what's your idea? Like, yeah, I'm like 150 rounds through a three-tea-printed barrel and they have nothing to contribute.

Yeah. That gets really annoying. I feel like I had something else really good. I'm a couple beers deep. I was playing video games before this A hunt showdown hunt showdown. Yeah, I guess I should say 12-year-old 12-year-old kids that kill me in video games really annoying me Yeah, it's pretty annoying and they get better every year. Let's kill the real kids better every fucking year. They get younger. You can put the headsets on and you're gonna get them. Yeah, yeah, tell them they're the reason their parents divorced.

Fucking's a shit like that, right? Yeah, exactly. Man, yeah. You're gonna get even crying. It doesn't matter who kills who in the game. What's your utri on? Uh, utri on is just suckboy Tony. Um, Twitter is suckboy Tony one. Uh, I was thinking they went into that. When you filled out, it said suckboy Tony's taking you said, well, that one, that's fine. Not too long. That is my, that is my main motivation to make it big. My main motivation is actually getting in like some sort of bill or like congressional

act where they like, we have to stop some boy Tony. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently somebody said that they have a task force, like the original Cody Wilson, one of the first 3D printed guys, so they definitely have a task force out to try to stop me. Kind of curious if it's called the suckboy toning task force.

And like, honestly, I'll stop making guns, but I could just get like a plaque that says suckboy toning task force and some sort of proof. Everybody just ultimately wants to be famous. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to be just immortalized. They you heard of me. Right.

That's right. I ever wanted. I should say as someone. Cody Wilson, where is he? What? I mean, Cody Wilson came back from he did come back to he was in trouble. I remember he got in trouble and a call in again. Yeah, stay away. Be wary of women. That remember he got in trouble. And to call in again. Yeah. Yeah, stay away.

Be wary of women. That's my advice for everybody though, no matter what they're doing, is be wary of women and their treachery. You can end up shricks. Never trust them completely. You'll never turn your back on them. You'll end up in a comic.

It's fucking what? Always put them on signal immediately. No matter how much they complain about it, how you don't really care about them and how you suspect them of their treachery, get them on signal with deleting messages immediately. Just take your guns, leave you holding a toilet paper. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Don't give me real address, real name. Not their real name, yeah. Okay, suck boy Tony, it's great talking to you. Good talking to you too, thanks for having me. Good luck getting famous. good luck with the government. I hope you win. I hope you win.

Hope you live. Yeah, thanks. Bye. See you. Oh, I hope you live. It's funny. Okay, wait, I got Ken Rosen in here. Let me see.

Kenny there. Okay, hear me, Dick. Yeah, can I, let me see, am I echoing back through? No, I'm good. I'm not. Okay, I'm pulling up your email to see. You want to, you want to tell me what you're dealing with while I pull this thing up, please? Sure.

So do you guys mind seeing that three minute video I posted or I can just give you like a timestamp like at one thirty mark? You can hear this guy kind of losing his mind. Yeah. They kind of gave me an idea of opening up a conversation over a fucking Hentai cartoon board. Yeah, no. Okay, what's your email?

I can't find it right away. Or what's the name that you sent it to me? I got a lot of emails. I see it, I see it, I see it. It's because you wrote a frozen one with a fucking three. All right. Hey, been watching for a long time, wanted to it, I see it. It's because you're really frozen with a fucking three. All right. Hey, I've been watching for a long time, wanted to show this video to you.

I literally have a guy trying to kill me and dox me while driving to my place of residence so he can harm me. Uh-huh. Context is in the video, but the intro sums it up. If you don't have time to watch, I'd love to call in one day and laugh and have a conversation.

Okay, let's see if this video sums it up. I don't want to click that first one. You want me to link in general, the clip one, because I suck at editing, so I have to edit it down more. Yeah, I posted it in here. I'll post in general, give me a sec. Admiral fuckface is in the chat, Sean. He's having some hard times. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. I'm buddies.

That's some good times if you're if you're. Yeah. So this guy was like yelling at the top of this fucking lungs. Like, bro, you're a pedophile. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm going to San Antonio right now. I'm going down. I know you live live. So, wow. What did you say to this guy to piss him off so much? It was really funny. So, the backstory, right? Because I watch your show. I've been watching like Destiny and all this weird shit. Yeah, I can tell it's the first time.

Let me play it first. Actually, let me play it because it's the best player. Yeah, you'll see. It's fun. It means like, like a flat chest bed. Yeah, good. Why do you know what Patanko is? That's fuck.

You're fucking, and you got the energy. You're not going to get a fight. You're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're what Patonco is? That's fuck. You're fucking... And you got the energy. You're fucking pedophile.

You're fucking pedophile, my... I know exactly what you jack off to. Don't... I know exactly where you go. You got into the count on Sean Coffin Complex, don't you? You need to get some help, my man. You need to stop going on to Sean Coffin Complex, my bro.

Well, that shit's walking your head up. The fact you know what Patanko is and your your PFB like dude you need to get a network of people. I do the L-D you're talking about. Break 4-2 research of all you create. You're not a fan of goreshit. I'm pretty sure

you're a fan of goreshit. All right, where's the yelling? Oh boy. Yeah. Oh, I'm pretty sure you're a fan of goresh it. Where's the yelling? Oh boy. Yeah, no, I don't know exactly what you're into. Oh, now where's the yelling at? Like halfway. Halfway, okay. So he's a little concerned about how I'm going to throw my shit. And we sit approach this with the net.

Just up, retard. I'm going to finesse you. I called it. This jack's off the fucking child porn. Hold it on, it's child pornocaun is now going to go find this yeah yeah yeah there's a defining characteristic of that as you say genre I don't know they don't look like anything like a human. You know, like, I can't see anything. They're talking eyeballs, they're weird, hanged, they're like, a level of condo.

Okay, you got the polygon. Hey, just get off the fence, you got a horn. You just get it. All right. To be honest, fill in yourself. I'm not feeling this anymore. I'm not a pide in my head. I don't really hear the yelling.

Okay. We're literally a pedophile? Except for that part. I'm doing this for a hundred years. I know for a fact you're fucking pedophile. You said you have not really come. The music of Cartoon Child porn. All right, all right, all right. Yeah, you can stop it. I mean, it was really like kind of an idea I wanted to go for as far as me trying to make

videos, but I figured that's fucking shitty. Whatever. But you mean, you know, it's really funny. What do you think about that? Like what's your take on that? It's just really interesting to see like Normie's react to stuff like that. Yeah, it's one of the easiest triggers I've ever seen for people is I think even Digi Bro formerly Digi Bro was surprised by it.

Like I think he wanted to wrestle people's feathers, but he was like shocked at the wave of hatred that came after it. We're talking like animated. Yeah, drawings. Drawings, once again, we're talking about drawings. Yeah, drawings. Once again, we're checking my drawings. Yeah. Once again, we're back to the found.

Once again, we're back to the primitives today. People are fucking crazy, man. I was thinking, I was driving around, I was driving over here, thinking about how fucking crazy people are. Just how primitive people are. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm, like stream people can get. And the reason why it got to that point was, you know, I joined the Sam Hides server and I just

wanted to troll a bit or whatever. And I was just promoting my EDM music, which I'll, you know, go ahead and like selfishly show at the end, of course. But, you know, I've been working really hard in the type of music, but unfortunately, you the word, Larry, and your project name, right? It's like, okay, as a teenager, I thought it would be cool, blah, blah, blah, but marketing these days. No, you can't do that. I think you actually should call it like pedophile gaming, this YouTube channel. I called fucker, you don't child fucker or some shit like.

Yeah, but then you actually can't like you can get. It's funny to me, I don't know. You can get popular instantly. Like Mr. Girl did that song, I'm a pedophile. That was getting like millions of views on TikTok, but then they banned all of his stuff. Cause obviously. Yeah.

Mr. Girl took it off, but like, you'd be able to, there's like, usually you don't associate a person with like EDM projects, but you don't. I'm trying to at least make some kind of buzz with it, but what's your EDM thing? It's a soundcloud, you go to mental break, you just type in mental break, all one word, it's actually in the description of that clip. I got like 10 followers off of it. I'm not really a marketing genius, but I just been throwing shit at the wrong. See what sticks, you know, so is your younger guy?

Hold you. I'm 28. I got the baby before COVID. Oh, shit. Okay. I was wondering what the young people was a shit. Thought of all this hysteria,

but I'm looking for younger than that. I want to know what the kids actually think about this because they got to look at it and see that he's fucking insane. You know what, man? It's like that type of music that I make. I notice like it got randomly popular

for no reason on TikTok. And now you see all these like 18, 19 year old kids like, oh, you're always Google. Like, okay, might take great. It's like, yeah, it's fiction, blah, blah, blah. But don't have to like, it's like a normal thing like more than we obviously is kind of discussing. That's like saying cool, I'm in the scat, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I'll put that into perspective, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's reasonable. I don't know. Scat will probably put you in the hospital. I guess if you're, I think that's reasonable. I don't know. Skatle probably put you in the hospital. I guess if you're, I guess if you're just looking

at pictures of it, no. I guess it's okay. Drawing, yeah, I love skatman. As Johnson Brown says, all right, buddy, I'm gonna listen to a couple of voice mails. It's getting late for us. Call back again another time though. I'll try.

I'll try to be more entertaining at least. Okay, bye Ken. Alright, bye. Alright, everybody, this is Big Show, Patreon.com. Special thanks to the, excuse me. What is that thing? Hey. Hey. Nine.

Oh, wait. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

You're going to get a monkey prox vaccine. I'm going to reason. I know. I don't think I'm going to go. You're gonna get a monkey prox vaccine? I'm not gonna reason. I know, I don't think I'm gonna go fuck anybody in these days. How's Evvy? Did you stick to our arrangement and not have sex with any men unprotected this week? Unprotected. You don't have to, if you had protected sex with men,

you don't have to tell me. Yeah, I have stuck to our agreement. Okay. The spirit of our agreement. Hahaha. Say no more, please. Don't incriminate yourself. No, no, I would never do such a thing. I got about 10 million voicemails.

We honestly could have just done voicemails. Oh boy. The whole show. Yeah, we'll do too. All right. Hahaha. Then you gotta go to bed. I fucking really do have to fucking go to bed okay

okay make it fast you know it's a but uh... people who have to announce the post- notification news that they get on their phone all people

uh... yeah you know that nick canons eight baby died i don't fucking care neither does half of america i don't know if he's he also has a baby uh... i have people in my office that's a whole guy's up

real hard breaking news i know my phone just said it uh... pocket public health crisis alright cool i have a on purpose turned off because I don't get a shit. Right. I don't want that side of bullshit. Right. That's a big program every day. Right. I don't need your start like terrific inside of Oh bad news, everyone. Yeah, fucking better than that. Oh shit. All right.

That's a make the rage. And now for the news. Peace. Yep. She got to sit him down. Honey, you just make sounds. You don't have to read something to get my attention. Just go. Oh, it's better. I have respect you for that. Don't tell me about Nick Cannon and his problems. Don't tell me about anything about Pete Davidson. Don't care. Never will care. Never will care.

Right. When he had no me to knock him retired, I got no announcement. Funny, funny that. Yeah. Funny that. Okay. Here you go. Oh, ceremonial first picture that tonight's Guardians game.

Number one, the guy from line in Kugel's brewery is retiring. Strike right over the plate. Who is this guy? Number two, the highest ranking official in our space force. in our space force. Bounce the ball 14 feet in front of the mountain. Did you see that? No. I did not. Either he's not American,

or I guess he's used to playing baseball in zero gravity. Oh, man, man. Okay. Fucking how does that guy not know how to throw a fucking first pitch? Yeah. Wait. Uh, I can't find any pictures of it.

It was pretty bad. One of the one of it was like, you know, watch it away. You know, really bad first pitch compilations. Yeah. I mean, like, like 50 cent has got to be one of the worst of all time. There's some bad ones. Yeah, you know, let's see here. Hey, Dick, I just want to say that the thank you for not killing yourself, campaign. You really had a curve on this one? Yes.

I guess mental health has created so severely. And two sides is so much of a problem that my fortune 1000 company has now made that part of their corporate culture to send out monthly promotions saying, hey, just say you know what we've got here. We've got benefits provided counseling and therapy service and by the way Thank you for not killing yourself. There's a testimony of one of our high-ranking employees who is depressed and still works here But it's okay. It's normal to be depressed and working in corporate America. So right. Thank you. We're not killing

Everybody's in the same place. Provided benefit. Have a great day and not do yourself. Go fuck yourself. Right. They have a monthly email. Just buckle down. And not kill yourself. But we're in a bad, we're in a bad,

fucking state, man. You know, it's funny that mentioning suicide increases it. Any sort of, it kind of puts it out. I mean, anything that puts it out there, that doesn't publicity's bad publicity. That doesn't seem really, I've never thought, it doesn't seem crazy to me. Yeah, so putting it out there, because it kind of increases suicide.

I've never thought about it. Blanket, awareness, suicide, meaning that all of this suicidal awareness on slot that we get all day every day is like a constant pressure to kill yourself. Like all the time. So everybody doing it is directly increasing it. I mean, I don't know about that, but I mean, it's, yeah, I don't know, but it's interesting. I mean, I didn't retain that idea.

Like with women in STEM, they said that, that they said that the more they were exposed to that women in STEM need to be, that women need to be encouraged to go and STEM, the more they thought that it was a problem. Like the more that they felt that they were not welcome in STEM. Oh, really? Yeah.

I don't know, like two years ago. All right, maybe one more. All right, one more, one more. One more one more one more Okay, that was a good voicemail Yeah, okay, the thing with that basketball player being traded is the government is trying to do What we've been trying to do since the dawn of time and that is make women trying to do since the dawn of time. And that is make women shut the fuck up. It will never work. Talk about that.

You will never appease them. Yeah. You just need to accept that. They're going to be pissed off for some reason to get you do something to do something irrational. Uh-huh. Forever. Oh, okay. I don't know if that's it... I agree with you. I don't know if that's the one more, one more, one more. All right. Oh my God. Hey, K-Shine. What's up? Just listening to last bonus episode. The computer generated version of your dad that you can see if you can fight when you're younger. Yeah. That's a great idea. I got a great one about this. Yeah, that's a that's a great idea. You know, I got a great one about this. When when I was about 16 You know plan a lot of video games had my headset on my dad would get pissed off because I was never here What the hell you would yelling so when they decided to prove that like oh when you have headphones on you can't hear

What's going on around you so you're vulnerable? So we decided to come up behind me. So it's choking me. Just to clean the back that, oh, if you can't hear, you know, something like that behind you. Yeah. I didn't like this very much. So I waited until he fell asleep in front of the television and I put that motherfucker in a choke. I wrapped my forearm around his throat and really gave him a good crank and that's the last fucking time that he did anything like that. I grew up in an abusive household. I don't know. Fuck your stuff. Yeah.

We made the decision that Christmas to pull the plug as a family. All right. So cool. Wow. Cool. Like I waited till he was asleep. I thought he was going have a bad ass story about how he got out of it.

You know, like fucking gave him a tracheotomy with his pinky or something like that. That's the controller round, his neck or something. I waited till that motherfucker was asleep and then I put him in a joke. Fucking sodomized him with a fucking controller. I killed him. Yeah.

With a wee fucking control. Well, here you go, guys. This is a success controller. I killed him. Yeah. With a Wii fucking to draw. Well, here you go. OK. This is a success story. Yeah. You heard it here. Goodbye. Enjoy that. See you.

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