The Dick Show - Episode 322 - Dick on The Fat C-Section Story

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

The most sickening story ever told, The Last Boomer, a car note that says "I'm going to rob you," Woodstock 99, the Orgasm Gap, 50 year mortgages, the Tampon Tax, the massacre of my boy, militards, Gate-gate,  

Trying to protect my man here. Does he in town? Yeah, he's coming into town tomorrow. Oh shit. I need to start rolling, because this is gold, Jerry. All right. He's coming into town tomorrow, and he doesn't have any of his shit for burning man. Of course.

When is burning man? Next week. God damn. So we're going to need to switch some things around. Johnny, my boy. All right. Switch some things around. Johnny, my boy. All right. Switch some things around. And he's trying to get somebody is nicely offered

to pick him up a bicycle, but then she pops up with, hey, it's a woman's bike. Is that all right? Oh. He's like, oh, fuck, don't fucking do my, don't do my boy like this.

Don't fucking get him a woman's bike, is that? Does that look as, well, it's the same, I don't, it's the same tire size. Yeah, it's 26 inches But what's your what's your problem, Dick? What's your problem? It's not oh, yeah, it's the it's exactly the same It's exactly the fucking same. I guess you use men's racers in home because it's exactly the fuck is it not built for like different Dimensions or anything What a fucking goofy bar for a week is that what you want want? I'd be more concerned about the little bell and the basket. No, we put those on.

We actually... Just gonna say, isn't it like an art statement to write, like, I'm riding around a woman's bike, because the bike I didn't define as a man's bike. It doesn't fit right. Is it right? Well, yeah, I don't think so. Maybe I am the asshole here. I don't know.

I don't think they're exactly the same. The fucking bar is different. What is it for? Just their snatch getting caught in the other bar. I don't know. I don't think they're exactly the same. The fucking bar is different. What is it for just their snatch getting caught in the other bar? I don't know. They slip off by go, you would think the men's bar would be down, right? I want a man's bike should have two seats on it. Yeah. One seat for you and one seat for your nuts. Right. These nuts. Right. It's like an ottoman for your nuts. Like an ottoman for your nuts. That's what I'm going to say. That's the pet rock of our generation. The nuts ottoman for your nuts. Like an ottoman for your nuts. That's what I'm gonna say, that's the pet rock of our generation, the nuts ottoman.

That was a real thing. That was a tough stuff. And then you slip, is this ever happened to you? You're sitting there and your nuts are fucking falling and tangling around, you're like, try the nuts ottoman. Ottoman for your nuts. And then you guy lifts up his sack, it's all blurred out. You gotta use like, when they do tampons and commercials,

they dump that blue goo on it. So it's not just a bunch of, someone's not rocketing a bunch of blood. It's all blurred out. We got to use like, when they do tampons and commercials, they dump that blue goo on it. So it's not just a bunch of, someone's not rocketing a bunch of blood. Oh my, that was blue. I know. That was a tampon. Oh, it's the main stuff. It's the main stuff.

It's not all that. That's what they should do. They should just go to plant parenthood, hook up an abortion hose, the blender, and then stick. I missed you, Sean. I missed you, Sean. I missed you. I'm saving up all my good jokes.

Really? For you. Fuck, I hate doing a show without. How was last week? Yeah. I mean, some people say it was the best ever. You had Pony in. Oh, yeah.

Oh, man, Pony. Should I take more time off? No. Almost, almost just got rid of Nick when Pony was here. Really? Oh man, we seem to be experimenting some technological difficulties. We'll lose in ya, Nick.

It's just man. You know what I'm in the pee? When I'm next to it, Pony like Bonnie. Yeah, she's good. She can hang. She can hang. Yeah, she's always cool. You know, I just hang off. I didn't see the video or anything like that.

Well, you didn't see the video. Well, no, because I even listened to it because you left a bunch of dead air at the beginning that people blamed me for for being bad at hosting. Wait, wait, wait. No, I thought I cut all that. I cut all that shit out. And then, wait a minute.

You might have sent me the wrong file. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Yeah. Was there more to it?

But didn't it come right in with like you talking, to like doing a thing? Talking, yes, but talking to no one, talking to chat. Oh no, okay. Oh no. I sent me the wrong one big time. I might have forgotten, I might have forgotten to take that out. After, I have to look at my file at home.

Oh, look, listen to the a girl's bike. Yeah. So now this girl's all upset. Well, I'm already driving there. Like what girls, what do you want me to? Yeah. Look, what do you mean? Get a man's bike. Mm-hmm.

Come on. Come on guys. I feel like Cartman in the pirate episode. This come on. You got a pet. Just put a pet leg on over here. What are you doing? Take, take, take.

You mean the Somali pirates? Somali and pirates here. What are you doing? Take, take, take, take. You mean, you have Somali pirates. You have Somali in pirates. Wee. So I did listen, you know, you sent me the files and I just, I kind of needle dropped it just to, because I like to, you know, I'll set compressors and, you know, I'll set levels for like the call-ins and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the voicemails, because they're always different if I need to eat Kula.

So I'll automate that shit and then bounce it out like without listening to it when I, when I'm under the gun like that. You're not making a full length movie over there. I know. And normally I'll mix it in real time. So I'm hearing, although I haven't lately because I've been so fucking busy, but I'm looking for spaces which I may or may not be taking out.

Apparently less than I think I am. Just right at the beginning. Yeah. So, uh, 15 minutes a dead air. What the fuck? God damn it. Sorry. I should have listened to it. So I, I, but I happen to drop right in the middle of a voicemail just to look at it's like, I happen to drop right in the middle of a white, you know, because I can see the voicemails on discord. So I'm like, Oh, drop here. How's that sound? Okay, do that. Okay, you make it.

And I think I heard what was maybe the meanest thing ever said on this show. Oh, okay. Where somebody says a lot of me, somebody talked about lifting and curling as it related to you. Oh, yeah. And why, yes.

I just had to drop it right there. He said, the only lifting and curling you should be doing is lifting a gun to your head and curling your finger around the trigger, talking about your lack of being able to work out. I was fucking dying. And literally I caught that in context and died laughing and stopped. I went, yep, that's it.

We'll never top that. It took me. Yes. He was right to call that out. I, you know, lifting a curling, because I heard that lifting a gun to your head and I'm going and curling your finger and the trigger. He's like, I go, that's guys a genius. I have no idea who called in, but I fucking, I just, I just happened to put it right there. I know his number. He called in from a gay bar oh okay so yeah

uh... currently spingers around a bunch of cocks oh boy lifting him to his mouth uh... and asshole fucking asshole What I'm doing damn it almost got it You're going for the whole lens? Yes, joining me, finally back from his ass factory,

late night shifts at the ass. As the re, the ass cannery. We've all done this. We've all done it at it. Yes, see if it's a big operation. Big pharma, except the farm stands for farming ass. Sean, the audio engineer, awards are in LA based.

Yeah, yeah, oh boy. It's gonna be a rough one. Thanks for not killing yourself, everybody. I might die killing yourself. If you don't do it with work, that doesn't count. Like you work yourself to death, that doesn't count as suicide even though it should. I know.

Most things should come about it. I know this one's gonna do me in. They've asked a good my boy, Sean. First of all, we have many bonus episodes. Many, many bonus episodes. We do. Oh my goodness, the WATP bonus episode. You didn't even know about that one, did you?

Well, because I didn't even answer the email. Oh. Too much. You're falling into the ass sauce. Oh, man. You lost in the ass. Lost in the sauce, right? Don't get asked in the sauce.

Ass sauce. Did you do one? Yeah. I mean, Vinnie, I mean, coming in Carl brought Vinnie in. Carl brought his shot. Oh, Vinnie's great. Yeah. Yeah. He's like two, he's like two and a half shons. Yeah, but for one you, but he's fun. Oh, for what? Two and a half or one me for one. Yeah. For one. Yeah. It's right. It was man. No, no, he's great. It was great to be doing the WATP TDS crossover episodes are probably the best content around.

Like, I don't wanna knock this show or call show. People have told me that. But it's really like a super group. Like, how do you say it's fun? Well, this is a fucking super group of podcasting that you guys put together. It's not every week. You couldn't handle it every week.

You couldn't handle it. If you had a WATP TDS crossover every week, we would just handle it every week. You couldn't handle, if you had a W-A-T-P-T-D-S crossover every week, we would just start speaking out of your mouth. It would be too devastating to your personal identity and we would subsume you and become you, like a hive mind. And you would just be zinging and singing our praises

all week long. You get a break. You get a break from the perfection that is that show. We talked about, I think that show, people go out of their way. It seems like to tell me how much they like that show, which I appreciate. They should be showing it with some cashola. They probably do. In the patreon.com slash the dick show, where you can pick that up.

I don't know. It's just the way that it's been, I'm sure, yeah, I should listen to the, like I will, I won't slash the dick show where you can pick that up. And watch it. No, no, it's just the way that it's been, I'm sure, yeah, I should listen to the, like I will, I won't. I won't listen to the slash. I can't say no. You need to take a drive. I do. Oh my God, you know, I'm gonna drive right off a cliff,

but it's the three, we, there's something that works about the three of us, I'll put myself in there. Like it's a hate attention whores. And it's like, it's just not, there's just people that want attention so bad. And it's so much, it's so satisfying to make fun of them for all the attention that they're seeking. Oh, the irony. I don't want this, Sean, this was thrust upon me. This attention, this attention was thrust upon me. I'm not seeking it out. Yeah. 20 listeners who I have to hurrying to listen to my show. I say, fuck you don't even listen to my show. I know even donated page read.com slash the dig show.

I know people don't always like the third person on a show. Yes, but I almost always do. There's just to me, there's always. You're the third person guy. There's, I like, I like, you're a holiday student. I like, that guy was great. there's, I like, I like, I like, you're like a Holland outsteadian. I like, I like, I like, I was great. Um, I just, I like it.

That's, I think that's why I like the crossover so much. Yeah. You like, you were like a Morty guy on the old Letterman. It was Letterman and Paul Schaefer, they're Morty, the producer. That's, oh yeah. Fucking dummy. You like that guy, right? I don't remember him.

Oh, I remember the name W-P. We're talking about the financial feminist, the financial feminist on W-A-T-P, crossover. Guess what? What? She's an idiot. I don't know if you need that. That's not spoiler alert. She doesn't know shit. So her guest is talking about the tampon tax. It was making fun of that. What's the tampon tax? Well, that's, yeah, right? Yeah. I mean, that's what somebody's calling some other tax, right?

They're all pissed. No, it's like a tax on tampons. So they're like her big deal to say. They're all on tampons. Yes. So I like that. Oh, that's your whole crusade. No other.

We're gonna get rid of the tampon tax. These fucking big cat government, cis white cis men, bureaucrats are going after, are riping us for our tampons. What? Why do they tax a tampon? They only tax the tip too. That's what they don't.

Oh boy. It's like, so we're talking like, what is it like five cents? How much could a fucking tampon tag? Like, first of all, fuck your tampon tax. What's the tax for? Just, what do you mean, what is the tax for anything for? Just existing. Like, there'd be like sales tax.

You don't have to share it, yes. But what's not exempt from sales tax. Yeah. So the figure, I don't think about like there's certain gasoline taxes in certain states, you know what I mean? Like California. Oh, the women don't have a problem with that because they get their fat ass driven everywhere.

Women have no problem with gasoline taxes. Yeah, fucking nail those guys driving with who are compensating for their penises with big cars. We don't even have a choice in because you're fucking regulations, make the manufacturers, make the cars that big to get around the gas requirements. Anyway, I looked up the tampon tax that they're all upset about. Here was the stats that I found. You still haven't really explained what it is. The tax on, it's a sales tax. But everything is a fucking sales tax. Well, what do you think these girls are like,

do you think that they, that logic enters their mind in this? Oh, they think is tampon tax, tampon tax. So they're upset about it. You mean, so like they just grabbed it? They know the word tampon, they know the word tax and then they put them together and they got the world up and out. And they've, word tax and they put them together and they've

built a movement around it. Clearly not going to get what this is. Have you been away too long? Do you not understand women? Here's part of their literature. The average American woman will experience 450 periods on TMI and pay between $100 and $225 in tampon taxes over her lifetime. That's what they're complaining about at $100 a lifetime 100 fucking this is

Can you imagine giving a shit about $100 in your life? I mean, yeah, that's Over yeah over decades. How much your damage do I get from women? Yeah, over decades. How much ear damage do I get from women? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Probably $100. How many sodas have been wasted because girls will only drink half and then throw it away over their lifetime?

Mm-hmm. Probably a lot anyway. That's the tampon tax. They're going out there in the financial debate around our cash. No, that's true. Have you been, did you break our agreement on our moratorium on having sex with Ben? Because it sure seems like it. I'm kind of a castle. Somebody did. Somebody's lying about it. I don't know.

Because the monkey pox has got into dogs. It's got into kids now. I saw that. I saw the, yeah. Somebody has been one of us, either me or you, has been breaking our agreement to not be part of the men having sex with men community. I swear. And it sure probably wasn't me. I swear on my boyfriend's life. I have not been. I swear on my boyfriend's cock that I have not been.

Monkey Pots, baby, audience, to a school to you. Oh no. Get the penis callus vaccines out. No, she and up the penis callus vaccines. The CDC has reported over 14,000 cases of monkey poxes. Uh, with gay and bisexual men, it's coming to school down. No. I hope not. Yeah, really. I hope it's not coming next to schools. Yeah. You spent a lot of time at elementary schools, don't you? I'll stay the hell away from it. Yeah.

Now I'll rate my kids at the park. Thank you very much. Decent human being. Yeah, like a decent human being. They massacred my boys, Sean. Andrew Tate. Oh, they really got them. They got them from everything. Really? Big fatso's celebrating women. You know, when they ban, when they take one of us down, one of us, alfairy guys, Chad men, don't say fairy. Yeah. What? You think of another word?

Like Peter Pan or something? I know. You're making it worse. You're digging your whole, digging your way out of this. Right. That's about not Peter Pan is not. Boys should never grow up. Okay, again. Right. And maybe you, digging your way out of this. Right. That's about not Peter Pan is not. Boys who never grow up. Okay. Again.

Right. And maybe you don't understand what you're doing. Oh, I know what I'm doing. But what you're doing is you're conjuring up imagery that's a drugatory to alpha studs, like me and Andrew Tate. But you're saying things like fairy and Peter Pan. Right. Actually, you're accidentally making comparisons like fairy and Peter Pan when you're talking about us.

So I'm not accidentally doing anything. Well, I mean, you're not doing it on purpose. Whatever it is between on purpose and accident, that's what you're doing. Okay. Not on. We'll go with that. They got them. All these fat pigs are celebrating. What they, you're gonna have to,

what hosted him from the internet? What's he doing? They deleted him from the internet. What's he mostly known for these days? Being a knock off me. Being a knock off you? Yeah. Okay.

So I go, Can we talk to him? Yes, he called in. I gave him that great tip on, if you're sleeping with multiple women, get multiple comfortors. We'll change your life, because he's like, it's too hot.

Like multiple comfortors. Gotcha. Fucking probably changed his life. Anyway, I don't remember what day it is. They got him. So I went, 80s girl texted me this morning. She's like, you gotta go search for your name on Twitter Because with this and your tape stuff blowing up all over everybody's just saying like isn't isn't that guy just like a rip off

Like didn't dick masters. Yeah, I was like you got to be fucking kidding me so I go and search and it was like the miracle on 34th Street When they dump all the mail out for Santa. Yeah, I was like oh my god all these people from so many different walks of life are giving you your do Yes, and languages I had like different languages sweet issues like your guard but you're dirt dirt dick masters Oh my god, it's do you realize what you've done people? I am my I am this generation's Andrew dice clay when they need to make a comparison of a guy who's a total prick And a misogyny is like oh this guy yeah, Iist, they're like, oh, this guy, yeah, I just need to just basically, I saw this when Dick Bacheloton did it. Yeah, yeah.

Oh man, it was so great. So, I hope he calls in and gets around. I'm sure he will. Now he's top of mind. As long as he stays away from joking about school shootings that may or may not have happened. I see. I hope you.

He's the Christ. But don't you think if the media treated school shootings, as they were all a hoax that there wouldn't, there would be less? Because the school shooters want to be famous, right? I mean, so a lot of them want to make a statement. Yeah. Yeah, Ted Coppel. Okay.

Is he dead? I don't think he's dead. Brian Williams, who's the newsman of our times besides Ethan Rell? I think is still around. Besides Ethan Rell. Yes. What's he enter this Brian Williams, who's the newsman of our times besides Ethan Ralph? I think he's still around. Besides Ethan Ralph. Yes. What's he under this week? You know what, I trick a week off from the Ralph averse

and now I came back and I'm like, wait, who's fighting whom now? Well, but that is a concept like that it's like, he's it. Copycat crimes, right? Isn't the media. I don't want to be famous. Haven't they show, yeah,

they've, every time, the media has a big role in, in, in those. Yeah, every time there's a school shooting everyone comes out and says don't say his name don't say his name. If you say his name you're basically an accessory to your shirt. So wouldn't it be better if all the news

media's were just like oh another fucking wink wink school shooting quote unquote quote school shooting that probably is an hybrid. I'll never get my due. Yeah, the next school shooting was like, oh, there's gonna make fun of me and say it didn't happen. I'm not gonna do this.

Anyway, they massacred my boy, and you Tate. Go think massacred my boy. Look what they did. I was talking to this girl. Go think massacred. This girl who's like internet culture person. Yes. And art was talking about it online and me.

And I like, oh yeah. And I've talked with her before about like internet stuff. And she's like, I didn't even know that was you. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. How fucking crazy is that? Yeah. Okay, here's something that really makes me rage.

First of all, do I talk about vacations? Not that I mean, you probably. Oh, over the course of the show, you've probably talked about the lighting field and now burning me a couple of hours. Yeah, I was up in the fucking field. On with vacations. Well, it was a cool art installation, but it's in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Any lighting? No, no lighting. So not even a storm, not even a threat of a storm. There was a threat way off. The thunder rolled in the distance, like a country song. And you're like a communist prince. Come on baby, big money, big money, big money, but it's not that.

Not that. I think that's it. A thunder rolled. Yeah. And the lightning, dong, ding, ding, dong. Deep in my heart. Right. I knew she was wrong.

That was the, right. It's all about a guy who knew she was wrong. That was the right. It's all about a guy who knew he was right and his argument with his girlfriend. He took her to a lightning field and hoped that it would strike. Berried her. What was I talking about with the lightning field? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mention vacations. Head insurance there, don't you think? If not lightning happens, Maybe a ghost will happen. You get some of your money back or something. Yeah, or they have like a speaker where when everyone's not looking like, oh, you missed it. You missed it. Wow, it was amazing. Dude, they should just... Man eating chicken. Just put it out there and then just have something outside the window that just like flashes. Yeah, it's like lightening like a woman. 100% of the time.

100% of the time. Always a smart bet. Okay, I'm vacationed out though. Yeah, it's really. I'm vacationed out. There's so much fucking work. Can I have yours? You're good at, be careful what you wish for.

What vacation? Could you come back and all the work's fucking stacking up. And you're on your own vacation, you're like, fuck now, next, seems like you're back to work. All the work's gonna be all stacked up to help. Here's what really makes me rage, and I wanted to talk to you about this,

is Woodstock Boomers. Yeah, Boomers, specifically what, there's this new documentary about Woodstock 99. Oh yeah. And you know, I hate Boomers. Yeah, I know. Everyone does. There's a lot of reasons too.

Everyone does except for them. Never, never, never, ever. Will you get any sort of admission from them to the fucked up and that they are fuck ups? They're called the... They are fucking up. They're the first one to be called the Mimi generation, you know? There will be one boomer left on earth

that will own the only house not owned by BlackRock and there will be an entire corporation of gents of whatever the next generation after this one is the Robux generation, Roblox generation, and they'll all be writing a collective hit piece on their generation for the engagement, user engagement of that one single boomer for an ad click that is worth $40 billion. Right, right? For the last, for the one, the last pill of Viagra, that's worth, that Hunter Biden has graciously

affordably health cared into the range of $40 billion. It's the last can of anchovies in Futurama. Yes. Pfizer's a linsky team up product. Okay. Brought to you by Zalinsky and Pfizer. Do you think that the IRS agents, do you think that a wheelchair IRS agent

is gonna show up at your door? Why wheelchair? You didn't see this? Oh, oh, oh, okay. You didn't see this one? Here, let me pull it up for you. IRS wheelchair. Look at this fucking guy.

No. IRS police. Look at that off-road and wheelchair. Oh, wait, so. It's just like somebody just stuck a fucking look at everyone. Wait a minute. I got something for you, hold on.

Oh my God, and you missed on the WATP episode. We did a whole episode called Fat Plus. It was like Fat Plus stories, really incredible content. Check this out before I get to that Gullenski stuff. You wanna talk about big wheels. Look at this one. Okay, this is Lizzo on like CBS this morning. What the?

Look, the bitch got, they put in the off-roading wheels on her chair that she's sitting in. Look, everyone else has normal wheels on their chairs, like desk wheels, like on a daytime TV show. And she's got some kind of super wheels, like big foot. Is that for real? Is that real? Yes, this is real.

That's why. Look at the wheels on this thing. Cause it was like, they put the space shuttle crawler wheels on somebody just fucking, of like Photoshopped shopping cart wheels on there. Look at the thickness of her chair. Look at the thickness of all the support in her chair. Yeah.

It's different. I hope it's real. Yeah. It's funny. It's hilarious. You think the IRS? Yeah, let me pull up the IRS cops. IRS.

Police training. I guess I keep talking about the IRS because. I-I-R-S, police training. I guess I keep talking about the IRS, because it's like the worst thing ever. No one really seems to be reacting to it that much. I think it's just like everybody, what the fuck can I do? I'd rather have 10,000 pedophiles at my front door

than one IRS agent. Geez, man. I think you should be. I mean, I live in LA, I already do. You should probably mention Peter Pan to fucking wipe that, you know, wipe some of that out. Where is he? Where is this motherfucker?

Let me find it. Bitch explaining something. Here we go. Here we go, wheels. Come on. Nah, not that one. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Did you say steak, Brittany Fenty flirting with her while I'm drunk? Come on, man, come on, where's the wheels? There's the wheels, there's the IRS cop.

Oh, man, look at him, he's got his dreams. He's got his dreams, ghost busters. Here we go. Bitch, where's the Linsky's money? He's going to door to door, he's going to wheel around. Where's the Linsky's money? You better have the Linsky's money. I got a taser right here with you. Where's the linsky's money? So let's get a one more billion dollars

He needs one more billion dollars. Where's the linsky's money motherfucker? Where's the linsky's money? You got some in there hang upside down. I can't even I can't hang upside down because I'm in a fucking chair You're gonna tell the guy in the chair that you got no money bitch better have my money. Where's my fucking money? Where's the linsky's money? I like the look on his face Great time. He's having a great time. Yeah, he really wants to put a brick through it in Minecraft. You got to say in Minecraft, or else it's a terrorist threat.

You got to say, I really want to fucking knock out an IRS agent in Minecraft, the only in Minecraft are Roblox. I want that guy to seriously consider leading drug raids. Yeah, busting somebody's door down at like five a.m. Yeah. First one of the most, the drug lab with the most stairs. Oh, no, I'm sorry. The tax evader. Why not drug lab? So he's going after, if he's going after Etsy shops. Oh, yeah. If you're selling, if you're selling custom, if you're selling pictures of your dog on yoga socks, on bloody socks, this motherfucker's rolling in

Like Denzel Washington and training day. Where's the Linsky's money? You got $40 for that belongs to Mr. Vladimir Zelinsky give me that fucking money bitch like that How's that that doing anything for you? I mean that guys could just like run away from him You know like you can't run away from the IRS. That's why they're teasing you with this wheelchair shit. Thinking you have a chance, making you think you have a chance. Yeah, like we don't even have to have like, or just find your way in the face.

Yeah, you can't even escape with stairs. Yeah, we're coming. I got all day to sit here. I can sit here all day. We, you out. Right. I don't have to pay taxes. We go work at the IRS.

We got one of me on every floor. Yeah. There already station. We got those stairs. We got shooters. We got wheelers and shooters everywhere. In every direction you look. God, God, back up.

Back up. Back up shooters. Fuck. So here was what the boomers, the Woodstock thing, Woodstock 99. Yeah. Yeah, remember that. You watch it. Well, I remember it happening. Yeah, I definitely remember. I mean, I've seen, yeah, parts of it.

I don't watch for fucking slick cocks. Yeah. Who don't like it. So they were original what probably from the original guys. Yeah. Which is like festival, whatever is cool, whatever. Yeah. Probably a lot of fun. Looks like a lot of fun. I would have loved to be there. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking, you know, right. Be more muscular than all the men there. Obviously can't be stated enough that all the men there, right, obviously. Can't be stated enough that all the boomers were at newly armed little pussies. Well, yeah, I mean, they were at their suits.

Yeah, this, I couldn't even squeeze my arm in one. No. That's what I knew. My dad let me one of his shirts from college. I put my arms in there at the same age. And I was like, what the fuck? Right, like a fucking sausage. He was like, we're warm, pretty tight.

I'm like, not this tight, man. Yeah, that's cope. You're coping and seething and dilating right now sausage. You're like we're warm pretty tight like not this tight man. Yeah, you're that's cope You're coping and see thing and dilating right now is what you're doing So the original Woodstock guys did Woodstock 99. Yep And he raped everyone for money. Yeah, I've skated their mom They confiscated their water charge of made bucks for water four bucks for water Put on like put on a bunch of dude bands, slip, nod, and fucking corn. Oh my God, thanks a lot. Thanks for getting all the chicks here, you idiots.

Green day, not all the way. I'm not think green day was there. I think they were. They were? Pretty sure. It was like a bunch of rage bands. Right. I mean, I guess chicks like Green Day.

Yeah, well, yeah. A bunch of like tribal bands. There was 10 tribal bands where you would not tribal band in that audience. And then they're interviewing these guys. They're 10 tribal bands where you would not tribal band in that audience. And then they're interviewing these guys. They're like, what do you think went wrong? The founders, what do you think went wrong?

They're like, you know, just a couple of assholes really ruined it for the group. But last night, no, you ruined it. You ruined it because you took your experience and you commercialized it. Not only did you commercialize it, but you restricted it and criminalized every part that made it fun.

Right. Set it on a military bed like bringing your own water. Bring your own water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You dehumanized your experience in addition to commercializing it. You didn't need to, you didn't need to salt the earth. So you know, crops would grow.

You could have just taken the fucking crops. You entitled fucks. So they became, so many of them became, exactly, it was, don't trust anyone over 30. If you haven't been killing anyone over 30, they fucking, they almost, in Minecraft became, yeah, they just fucking became exactly what they, so these fucking assholes,

the two guys in charge, this slick Pimp ad guy and this other, this douche bag who looks like a leather mitt, like hippie burnout fuck. They're giving their version and everybody else. It's like, no, it's because they fucked up in their assholes and the stars. And they fucked everybody over and they fucked everybody over

and they made it dangerous. And the whole time I'm sitting there going, man, though I'm watching the main boomer and I'm like, God, I fucking can't wait till you're dead. Like the thing that keeps me going is, whenever a boomer talks, I'm like, please, God, I can't, I can have a list. I just wait to celebrate the death of this more like, yes.

God, God, God, another one of you, fucks, right? Right. God, another one of you, fucks. And then at the end of the documentary, no, absolutely no recognition of his eyes that he did anything wrong. He's like a few assholes, you know, but we tried our best.

Like, you know, you didn't try your best, you at all. Yeah, for sure. For sure, for sure. For sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure.

For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. For sure, for I, whatever what this talk was about. Yeah, at the very end, it says, before the publish, just after this interview, the main boomer featured here, died. So that's the applause part.

My thought was he died thinking he did nothing wrong. I know, not even having to see, because for a moment I was like, oh good, at least you're gonna have to see all of these people shitting on you for three episodes. You television addicted fuck. Yeah, no, I said no. You got to be fucking kidding me.

Yeah, that seems right. There's no end to my torment. Yep. And to go through life thinking you've never been wrong. This is being completely, some occasion, no breathing. Being completely sure of everything you think. Yeah.

Did you see that UFC guy that smeared blood all over the other guy's face? Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's take a look at it. Sure. Doesn't it look like he's kind of like trying, it looks like I've seen girls do that with cum. Erotic. Yeah, I really was. What do that with cum. Erotic.

I really was. What is that? I don't know. This is a not gay event, right? UFC? UFC is not gay, right? Sorry. So this is two UFC guys.

Yeah, that's where I've never seen that gay. I just really want to, I can't stress enough that since the 90s, when it started, it's been not gay. It's right straight to my face. I just like, what the, what's this rock hole? Is that his name? I mean, you don't rewind it a little bit. He's got the other guy Costa on his back, two big muscular sweating man and he's pinning him.

You wouldn't fuck a woman like that. You'd have your arms on top of her shoulders, but he's like really drilling into this dude. Other guy's legs wrapped around his waist, his hips, serratically, and he's smearing his blood. He's not trying to head-bottom. It's just like smearing his, like it's come. Oh, your slummo of the calm smearing. Oh my

Dude that's coming Who is that is what is that? That's a that's gay dude. That's that shit is gay that might have been the gayest thing I've ever seen Which is fine, but go all the way the loser and I've had monkey pox twice the loser has to eat the soggy biscuit God damn, you know you're play that game over that game. I never played that game. I have heard about that game Get the This paint the ring rainbow shit boy save it for July G or June G is she's and crackers wow Woo mom of me Oh, and jeez, she's in crackers. Wow. Woo.

Mom, I'm here. You know that the bombs now are leaving notes on cars that says I don't wanna rob you, but I need money. Oh, no, I didn't know that thing come by. I know somebody who put money in it. She's like, why don't I get robbed? Oh. Oh.

Hey, thanks. Thanks for letting them know that that works. Thank you very much. Great. I hope you put a bunch of fentanyl all over it. Yeah, right? Yeah. I don't have any money, but I do have a pack of fentanyl for you. Yeah. Go nuts with it. What do you know? This gigantic spoon, that's very difficult. Anachomically sized, a peeewee Herman sized, life cereal commercial sized spoon for which you can dose yourself with the fentanyl.

Serving spoon. Yes, yes, yes. It's very difficult to parse anything, you know, it's curved in, so you can't knock any off. A little drug jokes for everybody who's talking about. Here's one that you paid off for 50-year mortgages. That's nice of them. How's into America done that? I don't know if they went through with it.

So most, can you get 30, right? Yeah, 30s, 30s the most. That's still the most. Yeah, which is reasonable because you have like 30 years of earning in you, right? 25, get a house, 55, you're about done. 50 years kind of implies that the government's taking over your payments,

right? Which means that the government owns the house, right? I don't know, it's a, oh, I don't think I have that URL. Let me read a clips from it. 50 year mortgage. Oh, is it, does the US already doing it? I don't know.

I had heard about it. I don't, well, that's cool. Yeah, a new UK lender set to offer 50-year mortgages. Why can't they work in the, Sean, why can't they work in the US? I don't know. Why did a million-year mortgage? Huh? Because that all,

if paying for a home for half a century sounds daunting to you, well, not really. It's, I mean, that's not the problem with it. You're not alone. Uh, you can't, the startup lender, blah, blah, blah. I don't know. Or being suggested as a way to help

younger generations access a housing market that is now out of reach long term fix rate mortgage or business. It's happening all over the fucking place. Being suggested as a way to help younger generations. I guess if you're young, you are stupid enough to think that that number they want you to pay every month will ever go down. Oh, yeah. Because that's the money, that's the actual money that they extract out of you every month.

And any kind of jiggering is just done in a scheme, a concerted scheme and attempt to make that number that you pay every month go higher. That's the only thing that's happening here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be bamboozled by promises of pixie dust and fairy tales and El Dorado. You see what the fairy tales, or are you gonna say? Nothing.

I don't know, I don't remember. Did you know the ADL was founded to protect a petafile? No, I did not. I just learned that this week. I don't know if it's true. I did not know that. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe someone could send me some information on week. I don't know if it's true. I did not know that. Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe someone could send me some information on that. I don't know that it's true. It was this guy, the ADL was founded to protect this guy who molested a kid and blamed this black guy for doing it. And then they say, well, the ADL was found, oh, you're talking about the, yeah, is that true? No, that's not true. No, it was, he was, the guy who was lynched. Yeah. Yeah, it's true? No, that's not true. No, it was he was the guy who was lynched.

Yeah, yeah, it's almost universally agreed that that guy was fucking innocent. But what is it? And the mean that he didn't do, he didn't kill that girl. Cause it's murder. Yeah. So that's not true. To from what I've rather have misled me again.

Oh, damn it. Yeah, that's what I get. What's his name? His name've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it.

I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it.

I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it. I've's odd phrasing. Lynchdom. Yeah, this guy. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, it, it, uh, it seems, it very much seems they've got the note written by the black guy who misspelled the same words, who's, it's like, it had nothing to do with, yeah, Leo Frank, because they found in the those, was that guy? Probably. It wasn't, it was the, it was, there were two black guys. One of them was like the night watchman or something. I got a, the Apollo, what do you mean? There's two black guys. I'm trying to remember. One of them's like the custodian. One was the, I have to go back and look at it, it's got the wrong black guy and it was in this guy Leo they got the wrong guy. Yeah, it's interesting what I read what I read I remember going

No, it's there's a ton of evidence that points Anywhere but him. I don't check it out again Here is here's one for you This is the orgasm. We're bringing the eights back, the orgasm gap. I say 100,000. Oh, boy. Yeah. So just slam. So just a, yeah. When I'm demanding sex, you'll know. Generance, it's called, what we're doing is called coercion.

Not demanding. Right. Okay. When it's demanding, you all know. Yeah. You won't be on Twitter crying about men demanding sex. Go over to Saudi Arabia. They're demanding sex. Yeah, yeah. You won't be on Twitter crying about men demanding sex. Go over to Saudi Arabia. They're demanding sex.

Yeah, sure. See how far that gets you, okay? What we're doing is called negotiating. Don't be gaslighting men and women and thinking this is demanding. All right. Negotiating is what we're doing. Straight women have to stop demanding sex while they refuse.

People just blow all their credibility with stupid fucking shit like this. This is their field. Well, gender and sexuality, it's just a bunch of garbage. It's just a bunch of horny nonsense. The first thing to get better is it's like, oh yeah, that's really what I wanna hear from somebody like that.

Straight women and heterosexual relationships are statistically less likely to orgasm than their male partners. So this is really just like pushing like a LB fucking LB Jake, you know, LBJ talking and LBJ talking point. Yeah. What do you mean? That was what he said. LBJ, you know, LBJ talking and LBJ talking point. Yeah. What do you mean? That was what he said? I can't even remember the fucking a good nation for Ligabita. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that a Ligabita talking point? Well, this woman's, this woman's obviously a lesbian.

That is the all-time hall of fame. Oh, I mean, look, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, lesbian. She looks like Scotty Pippin. Oh, no. I know, I gotta see. Oh, no. I'm not gonna open it. No, I mean, open it.

You just want to leave it as a plausible deniability. Oh, God, she does. Yeah. Okay. Uh, 39% of straight women compared to 95% of straight men orgasm during sex. She's trying to run 40% of women orgasm during sex. That's, oh my God, you're right. Yeah. She is trying to recruit you. You fucking lesbian bitch. You keep your hands away from our women. See, I'm so, I'm so sleep deprived that I'm kind of

seen, you're nailing through it is. Yeah, it's seen through the queer curtain. Yeah. Oh, you bitch, that's what this is. I've university academia, academia sponsored. I'm over here. I'm over here. I'm over here. You'll over here. I'm over here.

You'll orgasm 95% of the time. Or whatever it is. I'm lesbian. That's not what women want. They want to clean the house obsessively and go to target. That's all straight women care about. They don't care about orgasming during sex. They care about going to target and then going back to target the same day.

Wasn't like eating hot chip or something. And lying and charging they phone. Charging they phone. That's what they do. The gap in orgasms between straight men and women has so, has socialized women to expect less from men during sex. Isn't every remarkable that women expect less from

men during sex, but then they expect everything for men at all other times. Isn't that amazing how we've socialized them to behave in this way? How somehow their expectations for everything, including not telling them that they have gained three pounds. Operant conditioning. This appears during sex. We're fucking remarkable. Uh, who's from an article from Rutgers?

Isn't that a university? Well, there is our Rutgers.edu. Yeah, yeah, it's a university. What kind of trash is these universities cranking out about? orgasm gap continues with women expecting less during intimacy? Well, because you're all getting too fat. They're just reporting on the study. That's why.

That's what this is a paper reporting on a study. Yeah, here's the quote. The orgasm. It's basically like a fucking survey, right? I mean, is that, I don't know. I mean, that's my survey is on Rutgers. How else do you know? I mean, but they're saying like a study, right? It's like it's a gender equality issue.

You're gay. How much do you orgasm? You're straight. Every time I have sex, well, how often is that? Never. Right. Get it. Yeah, let's be in. I do. I do. have sex, well how often is that? Never. Right. Got it.

Yeah, let's be in. I do. Uh, oh, that's fine. We can take your lesbians. Fuck you, lady. You want to take our straight women? I'm coming for those lesbians. 100%.

Yeah. 100%. What are you going to do with them? Sssh. Send them to Target. Mm. There you go. Any of you D words, slurs go to Target today Mm. There you go.

Any of you D words, slurs go to Target today? What's Tarte? Why would we go to Target? You send them to Home Depot. I'm gonna come back with the right shit. That's impossible. No one can leave Home Depot with everything they went there for. Dude. Shit.

But let's move on. The orgasm gap has implications for women's pleasure. No such thing. Empowerment, sexual satisfaction and general well-being said, wetzel, this is a gender equality issue. Women are learning to expect and be satisfied with less in their sexual interactions with men. Somehow I think there's no bottom to that. They could always expect a little less

when it comes to their sexual interactions. Set the bar low and keep going. Be pleasantly surprised. 85% of men said their partners said that their partners in a recent sexual encounter had reached climax. Far higher. Oh, so the wind.

Okay, that's a lot higher. Women can't even make themselves come though. Those brains are all scrambled. Sex up, yeah, all right. All right, whatever. That's the orgasm gap. There's IRS wheels, guy. Let's see, do I have anything else here?

The gender journey, do you want to see a fake penis? A penis that a lady got to transition? You ever seen one before? Get ready, here it comes. Look at, oh shit, no, that's they peeled off her arm. Oh God, they're gonna put your foot on. They're gonna put your foot on. You just do the peening plastic.

Let me see if I have. It looks like a human hot dog skin, but it looks like a human flesh colored hot dog with no like head or anything like that. I just saw it recently. I've never seen one before. That's rough. In this video, PhD admits that Yale medicine is treating

kids as young as three in their gender journey. Oh, okay, that'll be a nice, kind of like climate, and that will do gender journey. Okay, that's, that'll be a nice, clinical psychologist by training. Some comments. How does that, dude? Clinical psychologist by training. And I am the director of the Lgender Program, which is an interdisplanary probe.

Before you can say. Well, I was, by training, but she's really just works for the university. You know what I mean? So what she's had of the, like the, oh I see. Okay, wait, let me play it again. I'm clinical psychologist by training

and I am the director of the L gender program which is an interdisciplinary program working with gender expansive individuals, three to 25 in their families. We have three to 25, three to 25 in their families. We have three to 25, three to 25. You know how people, you know how badly I would get harassed if I tried to get a three year old to smoke cigarettes? Yeah.

Yeah, nothing is fair to me. Yeah, that's, yeah, it's not dangerous. Like, I mean, you could smoke cigarettes and go back to kindergarten I'm not getting him drunk just Can you really treat just like oh my god? There you go. I'ming their gender identity or who identify as transgender or non-binary we help them With their gender journey

Through that thinking through the risks and the benefits of medical intervention, starting medical intervention, and also building supports around the world. I know they're not saying they're going to reassign gender to a three-year-old, but like to the point they said pros and cons, bro. Yeah, three to 25 pros and cons. Pros and cons of cons. Yeah, but they're not having talks with three year olds about like reassignment surgery.

Like that's included floating it in early in that group. Dude, I saw a doctor give a presentation in class saying if you want your breasts back, then you can just have them put back on. Like she was presenting breast augmentation surgery as like a realistic undo for swapping your gender. Yeah, because it'll go back exactly the same. Yeah, a surgery that's like already, kind of barbaric. But the thing is, kids go through so many phases and changes. Like, that doesn't mean that they're confused,

it means they're developing. Imagine that you're like an ordinary idiot. Yeah, working a long day, down at the ass factory, whatever, you're not the foreman, whatever. You're not the foreman. You just like on the line putting the holes in. Okay. That's right. You tell you kids having problems. You go with your fat bitchy wife and sitting across the desk from you at Yale or whatever the fuck this is, is this sooth sooth, soothing, older, wiser, credentialed psychopath, explaining the gender journey of your kid.

It is fucking, it is fucking psychotic. Yeah, that's not, yeah. It's, this is an AI. This woman is the product of an AI assembled by, completed autonomously by the Rothschild and the US government into doing into doing whatever this is. It's shocking. Yeah, it's they have no chance. People have no fucking check.

People can't even people can't even resist smoking ads. You know what I mean? Like smoking ads are banned because like, I can't they can't stop. They can look to cool. They can look too cool. They'll just do it. And then this is this ad is allowed. This is way fucking worse.

I mean, you could kids could get secondhand smoke and the last things happens to they stink like their first couple girlfriends. Oh wow, this is unrecoverable. Be. It's the advertising component of it that makes me sick. Like people cannot, this is $9.99. When advertising.

When advertising. Advertising works. Yes. This is devastating. It's not the statement. It's not the point. I think people think that it does, I'm not susceptible to it. Dude, you can say it works and they're like, yeah, it works.

They spend doing it anyway. They advertise billions of dollars in advertising. So they make more than that. Yeah. It's the advertising component of it. It makes me sick because the counter pro, the counter ad programming is banned from the internet entirely. Yeah. So the only ad is, the only ad people get is smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke I call it just by train. Yeah, medicine. Oh, yikes. Comments, Donald Corn Chowder says, Hey, Dick and Sean, love the show. What makes me a rage is the suffix of gate

being used in every other controversial topic in sports, for example, deflate gate, bounty gates by gate. I'd like to hear you with thoughts, Sean. I play Isaki, you're the man. Oh, right on. You ever think about getting getting back in the ice hockey. No, dude. I mean, I just come to your games. We could talk about it on the show. Yeah, being the adult league with a bunch of old men and find some like 50-year-old guy and just

fucking knock him out. Knock his teeth out. I play goal again. Golly's don't get physical. I mean, they come to you. They have, but not normally, but I love, I loved everything about playing goal. The responsibility. I love the equipment. I was always like, I was a pitcher in baseball. I was always like a pitcher in baseball. I was like the loneliest position. You know what I mean?

Nah, I played outfield. No, but I feel it's great. Loneliest far is like, it's like, you don't even have to look at the game. You hear crack. There's five skaters on the ice, right? Who I am in the defensive zone. They all have a responsibility to play defense, but the goal tend to, if they fuck up, right.

You know what I mean? You can say, oh, he missed an assignment or whatever, but a lot of people watch aren't going to see that. They just see the red light go on behind the goalie. He fucked up. And then the camera goes, Oh, there's a guy. If somebody fucking, you know, if somebody, the picture's getting hit,

you know, it could be a couple of errors in the field. They forget about that and all of a sudden, there's base runners that shouldn't have been there. And then, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, picture fucked up. You like that. I don't know. I know you deleted that episode.

It was like, oh, Sean fucked up. I think it's, I mean, I think I just like, just kicking my own ass, so it's, you know, I sought those out. Yeah, I guess outfield is more like, if you fuck up an outfit, you're like, well, I tried, you know, it's kind of a lot of room out here.

It's kind of like a ball. I get to it. Yeah. Moving around. It was on was in my eyes. Yeah. I was picking flowers in the, yeah. Like so, you shouldn't throw them the ball, so easy to hit. There you go.

There's my point. The gate thing, I don't care about. Yeah, I mean, it's like water gate was the hotel, right? Yeah. I mean, that's why I don't even know if people know that that's where the gate came from. What do you think, what year do you think women would say Watergate happened in?

Oh my God, ask women what Watergate was. 15 and get hilarious answers. Really? Is this the new quiz? I mean, no, because men I don't think, well, maybe ask, I'm not, like I a 100% sure men can name all the planets. Yeah, okay, yeah, sure. No women can.

Right. They'll go like, what are there? Sagittarius, how many planets are there? They're like six or 50 or something. Right. Yeah, I know they found that one. They'll know Mercury, because it's always in retrograde.

Apollo. Yes, they don't know what you're in. Because always fucking them up. They probably don't even know Earth is a planet, to be honest. I don't know, I mean, they call me the woman. But they have her planet Earth, right? I mean, they heard that phrase.

Then they think themselves past it. I'm like, well, they must call it planet Earth because it's not a planet. What's why they have to say planet? It was like if the planet Hollywood's not a planet. If the glass pitcher is tilted, what happens to the water they like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it can't be that because that's what they wouldn't be asking me if it was that.

So it must be straight up right. Right. I must just keep, you know, the parallel with the bottom of the picture. Uh, that's why they're not coming. Uh, too busy trying to figure out pictures thinking it. Right. I feel like I got to come now like, whoa, wait a minute. What does that mean? Does that mean I'm too busy trying to figure out pictures thinking it right. I feel like I got to come now like whoa wait a minute what does that mean? Does that mean I'm too I'm out of it? What I'm going to feel after I come like oh God.

Oh you're done. Just go to work. Yeah, I don't care about the gate. I think it's funny. It could be worse. Could be. I got nothing. Not what makes me a rage is military advertising.

Hey, Dick, long time, listen, there's since the beginning of the biggest problem, this is the first time I've ever seen anything in. I just wanted to share this retarded advertisement for the army that's some military. Ooh, military this card. You're trying to make that catch a ring. Okay, not bad.

A military. Not bad. He's fucking military. Cause it, it roll, it's pretty solid. Yeah, it sounds like military. Not bad. He's fucking military. Because it's pretty solid. Yeah. It sounds like a military which you don't like. Already. I don't know. You don't like centipedes. Millipedes are. I don't like, I mean, people don't like, not you. I don't think most people think millipedes are as disgusting as centipedes are.

Hey, well, that's true. I mean, I still hate them. Okay. Fine. All, that's true. I mean, I still hate them. Okay. Fine. All the legs. Fair enough. Yeah. Uh, this was promoted because I told, this was prompted because I told him not to join

his military friend. Mm-hmm. Well, let's see what, let's see what, what, let's see what got your friend to join, uh, the military. An army of one. That was right. Those were yay. Where that marine fights the dragon. Is that what happened in that? Are they busting into a school? Okay, so there's a bunch of

military militards going into a house. Oh no, there's a bunch of military guys in like, Fallujah, something like that. Yeah. Some third world shithole, all being like a team together, have their guns out. Yeah. They're running in a house now, busting indoors. Sir, do you really want to go through with this? Absolutely.

You've always stood up for what you believe. And then a regular lady is like, they're lecturing the guy running around. Like, he's imagined like, well, probably because they're just a, they're gonna cut to like him having breakfast and the, when I heard giving him this nagging speech. Yeah, yeah, okay.

But this? What could mean more than this? Sean, what could mean more than? So, mom. Oh, god. And then it cuts to him and press. You know what I think. She's trying to talk you out.

So mom, what do you think? What do you think? Uh... Yeah. What could mean more than this? And he's running around an empty house kicking in doors in a third world shithole that the government stole all their money. What could you ask government stole all their money?

What could mean more than this? What could mean more than this? What could mean more than this? There could be some hajian here that I can like fucking shoot. And or rape. Yeah. What could mean more than this?

Bro, how does military advertising still work? That it still works. It just does. Even after everything, the president's son is fucking dead because he went to the military. Like, what could, can you imagine? Like, wow, wow, you can even, your own kid couldn't even get any kind of special treatment.

You had to work in some fucking poison pit of sludge and goo. Wow, that sucks. Yeah, man. I guess you shouldn't have gone, huh? Well, it's just, they get, you know, go down a skid row, they throw a bunch of money around, see what happens. They lure you in with that. And then they use you as showing your mom,

as showing your mom, your slave labor. Yeah. And for anything at any time, anywhere, whatever they told me to do it. God, that would be a fun to do ads for that. You're gonna be the guy who fucking, who, you the guy who burns the shit, the human shit every day. What do you like to do ads for the military? You sit around that room.

Just eat me just like spitballin'. Because it's like a beer ad, but nobody wants your product. Right. Right, like it'd be fun to do beer ads, but everybody wants beers. So you're not really selling them anything. You just selling them. You're just reminding them. You're reminding them that it exists and that, yeah, it looks good. The military is like, wouldn't you like to shut your mom up? Yeah. She's nagging you all the time about your decisions.

So we can just tell her to go fuck herself. Right. We can't say that. Let's have like a conversation, imagining a conversation with her mom. Like, okay. Let's see. Steven says, software isn't speech. It's a gun. Both our tools used toward an end. I guess he's saying my, because I said software is speech last week. Gotcha. But he says it's a gun. I don't know if that, I don't think software is a gun. I must have missed the whole, well, I'm since I wasn't here last week. Yeah. Well, you know, they banned this big crypto software.

Yeah. Okay. And I said, well, it's, you know, it's speech. Mm-hmm. Like, it's basically, you put the, it's craft. Yeah, yeah. I understand that. I think the issue is people get really hung up artistically on free speech. Well, I know. Yeah, but it's like, well, they didn't mean, you know, they like, they tried to put into words this idea of you should just be left alone unless you're hurting someone else

and then that person can just do you through the government. My rights are limited by your rights is the whole fucking. Yeah, it's not like because you said the words, the government can't stop you from doing, but they can do it, but they can stop you from doing anything else. It's like, no, it's just a bunch of guys trying to figure out how to explain to retards in the future. What not? And they never people who fuck with the Bill of Rights never bring up the drafts. Oh, there's the first amendment. Like they wrote that a bunch of different times. And they all of those are very specific words. Yeah, very specific words in and out during

different, during different verses because they were concerned about how things could be interpreted to some degree. Okay, well let's put this in, ah, that's not, maybe it can be interpreted this way, we really gotta lock it down, we'll put speech, respect, religion, that's all, that'll know what we mean then. Nope, fucking typing in a fucking computer,

that means you have a gun, which should be unregulated anyway. Okay, good argument though. Lou Sassel, if my two year old, oh, it's something about a clutch. I don't know anything about that. Jamie Birch says the Asian guy at the airport, and that his wife can't drive a stick or something.

He's talking about buying a new car. If my two year old knows how to drive stick, Jamie Burst, the Asian guy only needs a tiny bit of toilet paper because they have, oh, I'm not getting reading that. Something about slanted buttholes. Oh boy. That's too easy to clean.

I don't think that's true though. No, I don't think so either. Let's see what else I. Less susceptible to monkey pox though that way. Hey, what's up buddy? Jesse from New Zealand. Here we have a weekly opinion piece I've been hate reading in which a corpulent diabetic performs mental gymnastics. Uh oh, you know what that means?

Yeah. That's watch today and that news. Uh, towards the end of the article attached, he says her diabetes is her doctor's fault. Okay. For weighing her. Oh, like Schrodinger's. And Cardass. And Cardass causing a mental anguish to, well, you know, I have to eat because I'm so

upset about, you know, that I gained another, and they told me that I should lose weight. It would be healthier. Oh. Have a lower risk of heart disease. That's why it's the doctor's fault. I'm just I'm just spit ball on here. I'm just thinking that that's okay. Diabetes in me, it's called wrestling with the causes of diabetes. Right. Megan Whale and no way is her name Whalen. Whalen. Whalen. Wh Uh, she's the head of snacks at RNZ. Oh, head of snacks.

Well, her author page is not found. So probably she just paid it. Position. Oh, no. And diabetes in me, RNZ's Megan Whale in shares her journey of learning to live with type two diabetes. It's your fault. It's your fault.

That's what the type two means. It's your fault. We got diabetes. How are we going to let people know which kinds of their fault? Well, make it, if yours is false, type two. Yeah. Well, I don't know if they're going to get that. Should be called diabetes, your fault.

Mm. Two on the nose. Mm. It's not a particularly productive question, but it's one that plagues me. How much of this is my own fault? Well, if you wanna go around the whole, take your guess. Aside from, I won't say 100%.

Oh, why? Because of social, the media? No, no, no. Because some people are gonna be more susceptible to certain things, your pancreas, like, you know, stuff like that. Like alcoholism, it's not my fault. I'm susceptible. I'd say 99% your fault.

I just won't give it the 100. Sean, why? Why? On the picture, on this diabetes and me article written by a fatso, is there a big picture of a bunch of vegetables? Sam and an pepper avocado. Do you think they smith? She looked at her article and said, why did you put this stuff?

What is this stuff that you had in my article about? Right. Diabetes isn't my fault. They said, oh, is that a center piece for a table? Yeah, is that one of those plastic center pieces they have at tables? No, that's fruit and vegetables. Oh. Andables. No, that's fruit and vegetables. Oh, fish. Oh, what's that?

Like fish flavored Doritos? Yeah. Like that. Right. The stuff they give you with ranch that I never eat. Doritos flange. Doritos flange. Sam and Jerky.

If I hadn't eaten those cheeseburgers, would I be here? Probably not. You know, probably not. It's not the Chimé. How many did you eat? Over how many years? How many times a week? Yesterday.

No. If the sport that spoke to me was marathon running and not yoga, might my pancreas have been in better shape. Yoga did not give you type two diabetes, you dumb fake news bitch. That did, so she's talking about, she's saying like yoga, real exercise. So it's, it's yoga.

How would you do it? Because it's yogurt. Oh yeah. I try to resist being that person who talks about my diet all the time because I just write it for a bunch of people to read because I'm not on one. Because my God, those people are boring.

Oh, Sean, diets are boring. those people are boring. Oh, Sean, diets are boring. Yeah, those people are boring. Those people are boring. It's a little juggie. Kind of like your type two diabetes is judging you at fault. Judging your heart is insufficient, but I also can't help it.

Can't help dieting, but talking about it. Oh, wow, that's just woman. How to best eat for this condition and the many hours of exercise I do. And how many hours a year it should say. The many hours of exercise I do over the year. It's a function of over time. Over my adolescence, the many hours of exercise I did.

And how many grams of protein is in an egg? About six. Do women think they could math their way out of being fat? Like I think if they keep track of the right, and they know how many calories are in like a raisin that their ass is not gonna look like cottage cheese. There's been a lot of apps, you know, that a bunch of raisins.

So long on that, right? I mean, yeah, right? A concept, yeah. Occupies a pretty language part of my brain space. What? Oh, a pretty large part of my brain. And so I feel myself turning into a person I would have avoided a few months ago. And asking questions that I know I won't like the answers to.

Okay, there's a little bit of, maybe a little bit of honesty there. This is her. This is Megan the whale. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Yep. Whale in, whale out. That's what we're doing.

Oh my, tell them large, large sentia. To get some good answers, I spoke to Dr. Jeremy Krebs and endocrinologist. Endocrinology is a specialty of glands and hormones. Yeah. Yeah, that's who you should be speaking to. Well, you know what I'm so fast, because all my fucking glands,

if I can get all these glands out of me, well, you can tell you about the role in, well, you know, like, I mean, like, just take testosterone, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, just like that, that's, you know, if you're, if you're low on testosterone, you're not gonna have the fucking muscle tone,

you're gonna get fat or easier, you're not gonna burn. So it's like, of course, endocrinology comes into it. But like at this fat, that's my- That's my- That's my lady, you don't even endocrinologist. I mean, I don't know whether man and know it's raining. She just wants to know-

Yeah, it's raining. She just wants to know it's raining all over the fucking, all over me. She just wants to know if she has an out by talking to an endocrinologist. Yeah, I really could be. That's really studying the fat problem before. Well, you see, I, Glans and hormones have,

you know, have a, have a role in this. That's all I needed to know. Thank you very much. I gotta write an article. I don't wanna commit to the wrong fat loss program and end up wasting a bunch of effort doing something that might be harmful to me and my pancreas.

When I could have been eating. And diabetes is one of the areas of endocrinologist study. He did a doctorate at the UK's prestigious Cambridge University investigating obesity. Oh, he's like, he does like us. That's cool. Yeah. And he's now a consultant in Wellington and researches nutrition, obesity, and diabetes. Yeah, diabetes. Okay. So a very good person to talk to

and I promise I wasn't trying to get some free medical advice. Bitch, lose fucking weight. That's the free medical advice. What the fuck? Stop eating four or five meals a day. Never eat a Dorito again. Switch to a less available chip. make that your go-to chip fuck Medical advice kind of medical advice to these Rods think they're gonna get Yeah Real medical advice listen fucking wait you ever see a fat 70 year old no bitch lose weight you don't need the Endocrinologist to get again. It it's, it's, what's the important thing?

What, take care of the big ones first. Before you, before you figure out whether I can lymphedema, take care of that shit first. Here's our conversation, edited for length and clarity. I bet, I can't believe she didn't say edited for size. For embarrassment. Oh, that's funny. Cut for a massive, and to cut a massive discussion about exercise,

which is a whole other column. Ah! Ah! She cut out the section of an exercise that the doctor told her. So I have some, hold on, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run,

but she need to lose some fucking way. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm gonna go, sure, sure, I'm gonna cut all this though. Look, there's no, yeah, look, there's no, I'm gonna go, sure, sure, I'm gonna cut all this though. Look, there's no, yeah, there's no, I mean, there's, you know, he could tell me not to exercise. It's a discussion.

It's a discussion for another college. It's a discussion, it's a whole other column. Uh, I think prior to my diagnosis, if someone said hormones to me, I probably would have thought of progesterone and estrogen and maybe cortisol if I was having a good day. Yeah, sure, right. You're so smart, lady.

You're as smart as you are fat. Dr. the key one here is obviously insulin is that comes from the pancreas, but when you're thinking about type two diabetes, there's many, many different organs and hormones that are involved in the process. And there are many, many different versions of it. So not everybody with type two diabetes is the same.

Blah, blah, blah. That's part of the fun. All right, type 2, D of diabetes is the same. Blah blah blah. That's part of the fun. All right, type 2. So what then is type 2 diabetes? The simple version is that diabetes by definition is an increase in blood sugar, boring. He probably doesn't slammer anywhere. Probably not. This is shit about the pancreas. Yeah, no question. He looks skinny doctor, wow. Yeah. Do you think she asked him, how do you say, what does your wife look like? And what does she do every day?

Right. How much cake does she eat every day? Yeah. Oh, you mean none? She doesn't know the first you ate. The first you ate. Yeah. She doesn't even look at cake.

Jesus Christ. If I have to be honest to myself, I knew I wasn't healthy. That's no fault of the people who talk about this. And the really important activism that's happening in that space. Yeah. The space of being fat. Right.

But I think people who think this is all my own fault might miss a point. People like me, not like you, you gave her an out. Which is that every experience I've ever had with a GP was negative because of my size. I go, because I tell you, there's like, oh, there's a fucking doctor's fault that you have diabetes type two. This is what I said at the start of this article. There you go, because they're telling you to lose weight. Oh, it's a fucking doctor's fault, the years that you have diabetes.

This is what I said at the start of this article. I knew it was going here. And so of course I didn't look, of course I didn't look after myself. Hey fatsoes, skinny people don't have to go to a doctor to look after ourselves. Like we don't go to the doctor. She's not ever sick.

Our joints aren't turned into wet chalk. It's such a fat, tucked in, you fucking idiot. It's not ever sick. Our joints aren't turned into wet chalk. It's such a fact. That's shit. You fucking idiot. It's just she's just a total victim. Well, every time I went to the doctor, they told me I was too fat. So I obviously I couldn't take care of myself. I don't need a fucking instruction manual to take care of myself. It's wow. I sure love drinking better. I better not do that so much.

Okay. Very good. good, good fat watch. Thanks. Let's see what else we got. Eric Main sends this one. Oh, this is a petite plus size outfit of the day. Petite plus size. So she's like a size zero in fat. Right. Yeah.

Oh wow. So they just started over with petite. Yeah, right. Well, we're sick of being, there's too many of us. Advertising again. It works. Man, you're gonna have to go to like a store. Five, two, well size 18. So at least they put a big number up there

They're gonna start that over to like the odometer when it goes all the way around. Yeah fat there Let's just once we get to 50 let's start over at zero. I'm waiting for like People to start just trying to slip in their weight in kilograms Or let's go women don't know about that yet. Yeah. Don't tell them. Yeah. Or stone.

Stone, yeah. Yeah. What is it? Is it a stone 14 pounds? I think so, yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Kilograms, what are you, oh, hi, I'm on Tinder. Nice to meet you.

What do you weigh? 120. Wow. Yeah. What is that? What is that in real real. It's 2.2 pounds per kilogram I believe oh So that's like 380

What is it 120 well it'd be no in the hud be over 250 but you two two 60 something maybe or in pounds 264 oh in pounds. Oh, 64. Oh, dude, they are going to start doing what you're saying. I know, I think so. Oh my God. I bet that what if this is the moment, like where we send guys back into time to kill us, so this podcast doesn't get out, so this idea doesn't get around the whole world. God, what the fuck's taking so long assholes? Come on. Here is the here's petite fat five two, just like a little like a giant baby five two size 18 Giant baby, five, two, size 18. Oh man, those boots have gotta be aching.

Titanium reinforced souls. Okay. Okay, well, here's the gut area. Yeah, that's right. I bet they like, do you think they have any ads for like your gun is gonna look so hot in these elastic athletic shorts? Yeah, I don't, you know, where are the petite and plus size together? My dream has come true.

Says my studios. So petite refers to height in this case. I don't know. That's, yeah, petite and plus size together. You know what I mean? So, yeah. So it's like, that's not a different level of fat. Petite really means like small and thin, right? Like, oh, she's so small.

She's like, Petite. It doesn't mean one of those things, traditionally, right? Like, no, they're just saying, I was saying short and plus sized. Yeah, I got one more. For fat, this is an email. Fat watch, high-risk pregnancy.

Don't use my name. This story happened when I was in medical school on my high-risk pregnancy rotation. Oh. A long time ago, there were many rare reasons women could have a high-risk pregnancy. Now high-risk pregnancies are much more common. Oh, now there were many rare reasons. So, you still never happen. High-risk pregnancies are much more common. Oh, now there were many rare reasons.

So, you should never happen. High-risk pregnancies. What? I don't know if that can't be true. He says there were many rare reasons. Women could have a high-risk pregnancy. Back in the day, there were many rare reasons. Yeah.

Many reasons. No, many rare reasons. Many rare reasons. So lots of rare reasons, but they're all rare. But they're all rare. A high risk pregnancy, something weird is happening with you. It's always just because they're getting so big. Well, Sean.

That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. Now high risk pregnancies are much more common. But they've expanded the definition too. Because most definitions have been expanded. I like that. Now high risk rating is very, but are dominated by one reason alone. Obesity. The hormonal changes caused

by obesity used to make fat women infertile. But since 1994, you can fix that. When Met Foreman was approved by the FDA, fat women on the drug suddenly became fertile for the first time in history. Wow. Wow. Wow. What the fuck? That's incredible, really? Well, you know, you can, I believe that, I think about this. You can think about this. But you can think about the, you know, I, you, I, I would, I would, he's probably right.

Probably right. No more men. No more than I do, but no prescription required. Ageless. Whoa, okay. You know, you can think about how many people are able to pass their genes along to the next generation who would have probably died without modern medicine.

You know what? I mean, they've got, you know, I'll fucked up and everything. And instead of these people dying at four, they might die at 35, you know, and what are you saying? I'm saying we're weakening the full fucking species. Well, I know that it used to be, it's not like the live span, the average lifespan that we know, it's like, because there was so many infant deaths, right? The average lifespan looked like

in the middle. Oh, you know, 35 was a, no, no, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Methusel of, you know, you could be up. No, you could, yeah, you break a hip, you're dead. But right, so many kids die in the air. Have increased, but it's, you're right. If you eliminate all the, because there's so many deaths under five years old, you're absolutely correct. Now, just because a fat woman can get pregnant,

doesn't mean she can give vaginal birth. Jesus Christ. Fucking two squeeze the fucking like birth canal, like an overweight heifer. So we got him fat and then knocked him up and then they can't. It's like a bombinations onto the Lord. It's like a bulldog having puppies. It usually has to be like cesarean. I had no idea.

The heads of women are medically, does it make them, because of the hormonal changes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most can't interest their obvious mechanical dangers to the baby. All of them need plan C sections. The keystone of a C section in an obese woman is one specific device, the paniculous retractor. Oh my God, let's look up a paniculous retractor. This is fucking great.

The pan. No, it makes perfect sense what he's saying because of, they don't just drop babies in a porta-pod. And here's the common reason. Ew. This is a paniculous retractor. They don't just drop babies in a porta-pod. And here's the common reason. Ew! This is a paniculous retractor. I was up to think it spreads things.

So when you're, This is a paniculous retractor. Sounds like penis elix, paniculous retractor. What does it do? Can you tell what this does? It's like a sheet. Look at this. It's like a sleeve. They packed them into this sleeve sausage.

So they can retract their paeniculous. Oh, wow. Whoa. Here's the fat body. That's for during labor? What's going on? For the C-section. For C-section. Yeah. It's like a sheet of plastic that you laminate cupboards with and you shitty house.

So there's shit doesn't fucking come apart or something? Like, to control the gut, you put that sheet of plastic on like that. What was that stuff that protector you put on your cabinets when you move into your house? So you put like dishes on it with the face down, that laminate. Yeah. Did you mom ever do that? No the face down, that laminate. Yeah. Did you ever do that, did you ever do that? No, but I know what it is though.

Yeah, so they put that on so they could retract their, okay. Wow. This is essentially a giant rectangular sticker, stuck to the bottom of a woman's belly fat. Wow. Pulled up and stuck to her tits. Oh.

You think they're taping a lot of these births? The fat went like, they remember how they would record video record births? Yeah. You think they're getting a lot of paniculous retraction? Hold the belly fat up and out of the surgeon's way. But there was one woman. Wow. Who was, how, there's one woman who was so fat.

Right. How fat was she? She was so fat that when she lies flat, her fat puts too much pressure on her chest for her to breathe. Oh God. So the surgery had to be done at a 45 degree angle. It's literally like a beached whale. You know, they suffocate.

They suffocate because they know. Well, you have to fat to move their lungs. They're too heavy. That's why the largest animals are in water. They need something to tell you know what I mean? That's, they went too much on land. The air doesn't help. They just kind of crushed their lungs and stuff.

So the surgery had to be done at a 45 degree angle with her feet to the floor. Oh my God. And the guy was on like a bungee cord, like mission impossible. Oh my God. This made the paniculous, retractor sticker worthless. As the adhesive was not strong enough to stay stuck to her tits under your load from her belly. With a load.

Oh, see here. God damn it. Oh yeah. The team of surgeons, all small, 120 pound women, needed a hero. They asked me to hold the sticker up with my hands. Wow. Pulling the belly sticker up with my hands. Wow. Holding the belly fat up toward the ceiling. It's like they're extracting a baby out of like a demon.

I know. Just like flesh. They needed a hero. And then on his way out, he fucking refilled the water cooler. Yeah. All those incredible, bowing. The operating room in a C-section is kept at 90 degrees to keep the baby warm when it comes out.

Oh God. I was holding the sticker up, isometrically locked in an overhead press, halted halfway up, my hips and knees braised against the operating table. Her fat rolling down my thigh, sweat was dripping for my brow, my nose, my chin, and into my ears under the isometric strain worsened

by the thick non non-breatable plastic gown, two sets of surgical gloves and scrubs. 90 degree fuck and a bunch of people in there so the humidity has gone up immensely. Ugh. And she's probably eating. You're poor bastard. You can't, like if you're that fat, you have to eat even in your sleep. Someone has to feed you.

Or else you die, like a shark. I was unable to move an inch. Last I obstruct the surgeon's view or break sterile field. Surgeons use a hot electric knife called a bo-vee to cut and cut our eyes in the same motion. With so many inches of fat to burn through, the room quickly became hazey and smelled like barbecue. Oh my god. Oh no, countless little fat pockets boiled and popped from the heat of the knife. Oh my God dude. Oh no, countless little fat pockets boiled and popped

from the heat of the knife. Oh my God. The starch of the field, our gowns, our goggles and a layer of human grease. Oh my God, it's like a rendering plant. So you wanna be a doctor? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, those airplane seats though, am I right? Doctor, yeah. Doctors, I mean, you don't think about Doctor. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, caught a rise of 700 pound woman to get a baby out of her at the 80s or 90s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Wow, I could hear the clock ticking slower and slower as I inhaled this woman's noxious. Oh confirm my grip on the now greased up Peniculous retractor. I know what if he's got it slips What if it's not going to die It's going to wake up in heaven. It's gonna slam down and sheer off whatever instrument is in there. And start rolling down. And I found out I got into the hospital. Yeah, thank God.

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Sorry about the, sorry about the grease. Sorry about the, yeah. Sorry about the sizzling. Oh, I remember that ring of fat. You guys are just getting into my, my 20th birthday with the ring of fat you're cutting into. So we're talking about a fucking like brisk. It's like oh, like yay.

There's the nice smoke ring on the outside. What you'll see there is, ooh yeah, you guys are getting into my, the last time the, the arch deluxe. That's that fat is all from that era. Yeah, it's arch deluxe era. It's looking at the Donalds, sedimentary layers, you know, it's, and this was when there was a flood in this region, this four inch thick of silt and clay and shit like that, there we go.

And now we can see that, oh yeah, I remember that soil. This was an ancient forest here. I can smell. That's when Ectocooler, a big tub of Ectocooler spilled off the thing at the store and I got to take it home for free. Right. She was awake, by the way. Spinal anesthesia is used for C-sections.

I looked into her eyes. Oh, God, right, right, right. She stared back at me blankly, vacant, devoid of normal human emotion, like shame and disgust. Then it happened. Then it happened. The surgeon hid in artery. Oh my God.

The pocket the artery was in, quickly filled with blood. Oh, God. Bremmed over and overflowed down the side of her body and onto my scrub pants. Oh God. Braced against her side. Oh God, man, this is, there's a lot going on here. They don't talk insurance companies get all the money

that should go directly to doctors. Insurance companies and administrators get all the money that should go directly to them. It should be, oh, your doctor, what do you want? Like, you know, your money's no good here. How different? Take it. We can make new cars.

Right. In that situation, I mean, how much, how much further do you have to go to basically call it like working in a slaughterhouse? I mean, how, is there that much difference? If you think that's bad, you should see the abortion. That guy's on a mission. He's just be longing in there. Yeah.

Where's that fetus at? It's probably running around. Like James Cameron is funding an expedition to get down in there, you know, Titanic abortion. Yeah. Yeah. There's sending on of those little bodies. There were no bodies before. Oh, oh,

probably that thing in the abyss that alien comes out of her coach. What are you doing in here? I don't know, I was even here. You know, I'm just going to eat. I couldn't back off an inch because that would make me drop the peniculous refractor. I held firm copious blood running down my leg

as the anesthesiologist started a blood transfusion. Oh, the nausea. The blood transfusion? Yeah, because she's losing blood. Like that, holy shit. The nausea hit when I felt it squelching my shoe. Oh, I looked at the clock, but I couldn't read it. Vision blurred by a combination of greased goggles,

smoking halation, and dehydration from sweat. Oh my God. I could only listen to each tick. How long does this tape, Ian's apart, now warped and pounding in my head, bringing waves of nausea with them. Dude, they got the bleeding under control, reached in and pulled the baby out and closed her up. I want to say then it was over, but that's not fully true.

Hell is not a place only accessible after death. The part of me still lives in those moments. Yes, PTSD from it in that room. Yeah, post-traumatic fat disorder. Yeah, yeah. PTSD. The operation was ultimately a success. Well, that depends on your definition of success. Success. A more, the bigger success would be to operation dumbodrop her into a volcano. That's also a success. Save us some future problems. Decades of training, experience and lifelong dedication

on the surgeons part, along with millions of dollars of modern medical equipment and innovation, billions of dollars in infrastructure. And one guy, one simple guy holding an oversized sticker, all came together that night to allow a woman for whom lying flat is a death sentence. Wow. To reproduce.

So fuck yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Nature and her own actions said, you are not to have a baby. It's the police from real. Modern medicine said, you know what? We're gonna do it. By the dick show. That's what we do on fat watch, ladies and gentlemen. Wow.

You have to be aware of what these fats are doing. That was a, that was a, that was a man hell of a story. I want that guy to call in just to tell other stories. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I thought everyone, when you first started reading that, I jumped to the conclusion that he was going to say that like, uh, high risk births were like not a thing in the past. But it was like, oh no, rare reasons. No, it's like, yeah, obviously the story about a bloated, uh, common reason. What a, uh, that was a miracle birth brought to you by Satan,

the other guy, right. That little boy, that baby grew up to be the anti-christ. Okay, everybody, this is Metic show, Patreon.com slash the Dixie, I'll see you next Tuesday. This is a jingle, Django from the Hardman Working Hard. If I could pull it up here. I'm in a really fantastic mood today. Really? Yep. Oh, nothing could fuck it up here, I'm in a really fantastic mood today. Really?

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That's Lecembera talking. Yeah. He's the gayest and he's like, he's the, Lecembera's cool, man. I met that guy. What is, what's not cool about that? I'm so glad you're in such a way. The way you said it.

They're just all trying to be gay and you might as well as said fairy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay. Ah, let's do, let's do some voicemails. Hey, dick. Hey, Sean. Hey, dick.

Uh, here's a, I rage or whatever. Uh, I just started seeing this girl from work. Uh, great. We were hitting it off. We sparked a whole bunch after we made my girlfriend about like a couple of weeks ago. What? Yes. We had a great time. And then she broke up with me Monday. we fucked a whole bunch to ask for me my girlfriend about like a couple weeks ago and what? Yes, we had a great time.

Oh, and then she broke up with me Monday. Yeah, I think I was like a bitch. I had lunch with her today because she wants to be friends and all. And you know, we started talking about it like what really was the whole thing. Turns out because I'm not Asian and she's Asian and that apparently it's wrong that I'm not as shy, him preserve as other Asian. It's talking about her parents. Being out with her friends, I was saying that because I wasn't, you know, I was getting

urged by them saying, everything is Asian, this Asian, that, you Yeah, and that I didn't want to describe race to things. That was a wrong thing. I like when things that I said have a set up. We'll see what happened was, and then it's a big, it's called a pre-excuse. Okay, I love it. Has to, it says, pay attention to my own race and know that I'm different.

So basically it's a long way of, she came into pressure from her friends and family. Yes, that I'm a filthy guile-o. And so she ended a relationship because I'm not Asian. What is Trump's all the time? Here I was thinking I fucked up on something, but not. It's just because literally I'm not the same.

Yeah, you did. I'm not the same. I'm not the same. I'm not the same. I'm not Asian. Fuck that. Don't fuck yourself. Uh, Scotch tape.

Can you all have all your problems? Scotch. Two bucks. Oh, Scotch tape. I'm just gonna take it down. I'm still thinking about the stomach retractor. She's scotch tape. I'm thinking like, holy fang, I'm like, oh, scotch tape. Got it.

Hey, aren't you the same guy? Hold on, my mom is calling me. And then you bring it up and then you have your friend just call me. Welcome to Shitty Walk. Welcome to Shitty Walk. Don't you think that would be a good idea? And then, I'm Addy.

Oh yeah. She heard someone making fun of yellow people and she came to defend as a yellow lab. That's right. Right. She has to go to. I was listening to the crossover episode with Carl where you guys went over these financial feminist podcasts.

You keep finding that like, while wire women constantly acting all childlike and they're thinking especially when it comes to that Tory Dunlap woman? Yeah. I have a theory. I don't think this is a completely original idea, but I think it's wrong. I believe at this point that women mentally are one third their physical age at most one half, at most half their physical age at most one half at most half their physical age

because I have a little bit of a problem left lady she's barely 28 so by that I love that she's rocking the brain of a nine-year-old roughly and no listening to pushing that episode yeah I think that tracks basically the whole point of this is that I think we should up the voting page for women to be for. Do you have a different way to get behavior? Anyway, funny. Go fuck it, though. I like that you're, I like that you're innovating in the space and throwing ideas out.

I don't want to discourage that. I like that, but I'm going to tell you why I think you're wrong. Okay. I think that the real, the real issue is with the women is they hit a peak of having their ass kissed for so long. And that crescendo is about 28, about 26 to 30, that's when women are have been pumped so full of bullshit for men

who want to fuck them that they think every single thought they have is valuable. Opposite for men, when you hit that low when you're about the same age because you've been told, everything you think is dumb and wrong, and stupid and worthless, and you dad did it better than you,

and then even if they didn't think of it, it was like, oh yeah, that's what I meant. That's when you hit a never done what's stocked 99 as good as me. Yeah, exactly. That's when you hit the low. So everything is upwards trajectory, but that's when women hit,

like the family feminist, if she's 28, that's why she's saying like, the first big tip is open a high yield savings account. Yeah, okay. AKA a bank account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can be right too, I don't know. I don't know.

I'm just the Andrew Dice Clear of a generation. There you go. Here we go. Hey, Digg, hey, Sean, I got a fucking right here for you. Yeah. Just after coming off, I'm two hours from San Bernard Kato. San Bernard Kato? The last fucking stretch, you always get caught behind some fucking idiot who wants to do 10 to 20 miles an hour under the speed limit

until the road opens up and you can pass them and they start speeding. Yeah, I was going this fast all the time. You're eating on purpose. I would like that they were doing it on purpose. It's like an ego blues. Yeah. Care to be assholes. I was going this fast, yeah, time.

Something was distracting me for a month or so. I'm paying attention. So at least if you're doing it on purpose, you care about me. Do you mean you care about me to talk with me you have to talk about that it's in the collective, it is it's way to them 50 I don't know, they're scared because it's a single lane

but there's a few lanes that seem side is lane and not a single lane in the world and his voicemail I don't even know and then also the Spocker Rural Car has the And his voice mail The fucking weight sensor in the passenger've certainly got my cooler saved. You're probably as a kid going, just stop the fucking alone.

And there's a kid. Go find yourselves. Yeah, we're not calling you, Maddie. He's probably has a, like a guy from Africa. And he's right. He's on the phone. Oh, bobo, do bobo. Okay, let's try this one.

I'm going to decide. Hey, I got a rage. I don't even have a good name for it. Let's say it's the three horsemen of getting nothing fucking done at work. Oh. IT HR invited. Sorry, how many horsemen?

I'm your fucking computer. We're never going to get back here. We're going to put the roundout if we're going to hire someone. Uh, yeah, we can't get back here anyway. We'll never so depending on the views. You need to buy something. You know, you gotta put it all in your clothes.

So you finally get so fucking fat up there. Like, all right, I'm gonna do it myself. And you do it. And then they find out they can, oh no, you're doing it wrong. You should have let us know. You should have filled out the fun. You should have let us know. For like have filled out the form. Yeah, yeah. You know, I didn't feel like so fucking lost for every fucking day.

Uh, yeah, so uh, uh, you didn't fill out all the forms. You guys. We can't buy things. We're a company. We're supposed to make money. Right. Worthless.

Yeah, you're right. All right, last, last one. Hey, dude, can that what you know that called it oh yeah i just got a what i heard funny talk about it not to find the system you know because you know what

yeah there is a same amount of actual mental illness but you know that a fucking times i've been here all right all right all right by pollinant depression uh... and they don't is also busy I have the worst migraine right now I'm a bitch

I'm a huge bitch. People certainly diagnose themselves with all kinds of things. Screaming mags, yeah no fucking idea. I'm just thinking like, you know, I've never seen you start thinking about things and notice that the world is moving like you're on acid. So I'm going to assume that you don't actually have any of these methods all this is, and that you don't know jack shit, and that you're fucking retarded, and that you need to stop talking about it every fucking day I got every time I with you Yeah, well get used to that buddy. You need to stop talking to me every time I'm with you now Don't worry, they'll find another more more annoying topic to talk about You got to just go me too. Do you run out of time or was he done? I think the boat got him. The boat hit a nice break. Right. Just when a woman says, I have BPD, just go, yeah, me too.

Like I have migraine on me too. Just make it like it's worse. Yeah, yeah. Let's like, wait, but you're not giving this the serious thing. I guess that it deserves. I get it, I empathize with you. I have a two, it's a little bit worse than yours. It sucks.

It sucks. It's just a little bit worse. It just sounds from the symptoms you're saying that it's like mine, but mine is very subtle. Very subtle one-up spin ship. Yeah. I also have that a little bit more. Right.

Mine doesn't make me fat. Right. I also have teenage pregnancy. I lose my appetite on mine. I have BPD2, but I lose my appetite on mine. So it's much worse. I have to work really hard to eat a little bit. It's like me too, and I can't believe you.

I'm living in a personal hell and also hungry. Yeah, right. All right, goodbye everyone. See ya, thank you.