The Dick Show - Episode 324 - Dick on Bang, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

Sending a black woman to the moon, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" is in studio with clips from Female Dating Strategy, Ralph calls in to review the Salt Papi x Andy Warski fight, Def Noodles calls in about Salvo Pancakes and relationships, I honestly can't remember what else happened, and I caused 9/11; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I don't know. He brought in a relic. He brought in the very first cable ever invented. What are you supposed to worry with? Was that cable? I don't. Don't pretend to be so young. He's called pulling out millennial references to try to fit in with the young crowd.

It works better when cars were moat. I think that's true. All right, I'll just go back to Rochester. Let me see that cable. Let me see that cable. It's like a cut here. I really want go back to your office there. Let me see that cable. Let me see that cable. It's like a cut here. You want to make one of my cable? Yeah, give me the cable.

I need to see it. It's like check out the gun. Take a little piece of ribbon out. Look at this cable, Sean. I mean, you ever fucking. I would go into the cable. I'm not girth, all right? That's not what's going on.

Wow, it didn't see you. You wouldn't think it's got this weave shit on it. Like I think it's the real extension. I think it's the real extension. I think it's the real extension. I think it's the real extension. I think it's the cable. I think it's the cable. I think it's the cable wouldn't think it's got this weave shit on it. I think it's the connection. I think it's the connection.

I think it's the connection. And then Carl, of course, because he's insecure, brings in an extension to the cable. It's one of these ribbon cables that I don't believe. I know. Let's go, baby. I put all the right equipment. That's not good. What are the other.

You're the sour. You guys made that's not good at the You bring this in it's like a bouquet of failure that I have here look at I'm afraid of undone by all the ribbons. I'm up in La-Dah! Oh, so I'm up in La-Dah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, what do you want to do? You need to get in the showers and the concerts coming from the La-Dah from Mount

Barca-Divin' La-Dah, City of Failure, and my house is in, uh, the AQI, to Gini, to Gini, to Gini, get it as a showers and the kinds of coming from your live from Mount Barker, Deepen Lutter, city of failure at my house, like, mashing the $20 million man or something like that. Joining me is always world touring LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, welcome back, dude. How did you even handle yourself for the last three weeks without me correcting you on many medical and political?

Have you been getting put up in your emails? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Um, Sean, I was happy since I've been gone. I don't know, man. Everything is fucked. Mr. Girl has been destroyed. He has? He has?

He has? He has? He has? He has? He has? He has? He has? He has?

He has? He has? He has? He has? He has? He has? He has? He has? Oh That wasn't funny or dire but it was the Negro astronaut space association. It's oh No, you said sending black people to the but it was yeah, it was pretty fun sending black people to the moon Yeah, I'd rubber stamp. He's like bam. You're going to the moon. You're going to the moon like joining us in the studios They have a car

What I would rather have a car. That's it. I'm not a car. You're just saying. You're doing it, right? Yeah. Like you guys don't watch over. I'm over.

I have fans who are white, John. I don't love you. Do that. You know that. You don't become a billionaire unless you have some white fans. That's a good point. Fucking no sum up in Latin. I got so drunk last night because of all sum up in Latin. That's why. point. Fucking no summer. I've been lighting. I got so drunk last night

because of all summer. That's why how dare you attack the banking system of the United States and the military industrial complex. I'm so upset at you. You're never going to believe this. I don't believe it. It's going great, buddy.

How you doing? I like L.A. So far. It's hot. It's balls out here. It's fucking ridiculous. It's stuff on. They cranked down the heat somehow. I came to L.A. while it's Florida. I don't know how that happened, but it's been raining. It's been a hundred degrees. Yeah. A hundred percent humidity. Yeah. Fucking blood. I took Carl and Jenny Jingles on a tour of Skid Row adjacent last night. Skid Row adjacent. Yeah. Skid rochio. We're spilling right between you. Yeah, I was just kidding.

I was just kidding. You know exactly what I'm talking about, Sean. I'm gonna live your my whole life. We scored some math. I haven't gone to bed yet. I've just been up, smoke him. Cause I've been laughing. I'm gonna be laughing.

Wait, what's today's day? Cause I forgot. September 11th. Oh, okay. How did you like Skid Row? Did you think you were in any danger at any point when I took you on that walk? I just get row. I don't remember that. Oh, you don't remember that? I woke up in the you know what Sean? You got drunk and went to skid row. Sean, I'm always amazed that you somehow stay sober with my antics every week.

Yeah, with my drunk my guess and drinking and mistakes that I make every week. I don't know, man. Like I guess I'm just used to it at this point. I woke up with a bag of almonds. Nobody wants to wake up with a bag of salted almond almonds. Really? And after you pulled them out of your ass, whatever. Whatever. So 9-11.

With a bag of almonds September 11th. whatever. Whatever. So 9 11. The bag of almonds September 11th, which means you went to like a, you stumbled into like a liquor store at some point, right? And so no, I had the almonds. Oh, I have a bunch of leftover snacks from Burning Man. Oh, yeah. So I heard you were, I heard you got some land annexed by a by a four country. Yeah. By America's 51st state. You heard that did you?

Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, they were. I love those guys though. Cool. It's real. I'm talking about. If you listen to the Burning Man episode.

Okay. You know what? Here's fucking. Here's great. Right. I took my new truck out there and made it my old truck a burning man. So I'm fucking jackass. Wait, wait, so you went all the way, you broke down on the grapevine?

I'm a grapevine, yeah. Jesus. An hour and a half up with the old, old truck. And somehow it was my fault. My dad's like, well, you shouldn't have been gunning it like that. Like, yeah, I mean, I'm out there fucking racing. Just hammering it. It's just for fun.

Like how can I fuck up this engine? Two blown cylinders. Anyway. Oh God. This fucking jackass from placement, you go out to Burning Man and they don't tell you, they give you like a general idea of where you're gonna be. And then you gotta go talk to the administrators

and some of them has to come out and tell you where exactly your camp is. So you can, you know, it's like Airbnb. They give you the general vicinity and then you have to. Exactly. Prove that you're committed. Exactly.

So we weren't there. We were like 20 feet away when he showed up to like the cable company. And to show us, to prove that he was there, he wrote a note, hey, this is placement, I was here and nobody was around. And then he duct taped that note

to my windshield of my car. So now I have permanent duct tape on the instead of you like, like, oh my God, in like 5,000 degree heat, instead of putting it under the windshield wiper, which you've seen a million times,

not one piece of duct tape on the top, but two pieces of duct tape in case one were to pull off in a 10,000 mile an hour wind. Now I've got that working out for me. So we, which is nice. Here's what I was gonna say you're never gonna believe. Okay, 9-11, right? Happy 9-11 everybody.

Happy 10-11. 9-11. Everybody knows, everybody knows that I was almost on the plane. All four. And all four planes. I was almost on all four planes. And I was almost in the World Trade Center, both of them, and tower seven. I've told the story.

I always see, area and Pennsylvania were the one crashed. I was standing right next to that. Me too. I was in that field and then I made eye contact with the terrorists and said, fuck Islam, right? To see the one pretended he didn't see it. The one, the other one was like, what? I said, I'm the laser pointer.

And I was just going for his eyeballs. I was like, ah, here you go, buddy. Now try to crash that thing. I said, think about, I said, I went like this. I'm gonna dick. So he would have to think about gay 70 wouldn't go to Islamic heaven. They would go to these versions. I said, fuck, fuck Mohammed and the donkey Pegasus that he wrote it.

Did you know Mohammed took 72 altar boys? Did you know Mohammed had a donkey Pegasus? No, I haven't heard that. Fucking donkey. Not even a horse that they give that guy. a donkey Pegasus? Uh, no, I haven't heard that. Fucking donkey. Not even a horse that they give that guy. A donkey Pegasus. A fine donkey. We're all we're talking about.

I want to see what that looks like. Yeah. I'll drive donkey. I'm drawing Muhammad getting fucked by his flying dog. People are afraid to say what I'm saying. I'm just making these jokes with Vito and the biggest problem. And he's like, you could feel his asshole tightening up. Really?

Yeah. I mean, this is like, there's people who are like, well,, you could feel his asshole tightening up. Like, oh God! Really? Yeah. But there's people who are like, well, kill you for doing that type of thing. I don't know why. I don't know why I don't be afraid of this. I'm not. So I was in the field, and then you remember that I was in,

I was almost in Osama bin Laden's compound when it was rated by SEAL Team Six. And years later, I was almost in that, but you're never going to believe this, Sean. Oh, I already don't. Last night, I was talking to a guy, a guy going by the name of Sammy bin Laden, last night who was working in a particle physics, quantum physics and time traveling. Sammy Biss.

Yeah, as they were saying, and I was telling them about how evil the US banking system is, and the military industrial complex. And I said, somebody should really do something about it. And then he told me about stuff he was working on in the field of time traveling. Bullshit. Get it? Also, I caused 9-11. on in the field of time traveling. Bullshit. Get it? Also I caused 9-11.

That's what I'm saying. I understand. Okay. I don't believe it. You don't believe that? It's pretty incredible. I got suspended from next door. The next door out.

I saw that. You are really reaching new lows. Who the fuck gets suspended from next door? What did you do? It's all the worst people talking about, excuse me, do you live here? Do you live here? Who's playing their rock music? A bunch of people with like Black Lives Matter signs in the in the in the yards. And then they're the first people to go, hey, excuse me. Can I help you? Can I help you? Yeah. You looking for somebody texting each other.

I mean, I didn't he's he's kind of suspicious channel. It was just a black happen to be black. I haven't seen him around here before. So I was just asking if he's wearing a lot. He doesn't matter. Yeah. Something no good. I got suspended for defending myself. Oh, really? Yeah. Did somebody come on, if I talk about the swatting or something like that, they were talking about the dog park. And like how bad all the people were that there's a not a dog, you know, that not a dog park. I'm sending the cops to call out Maddie. I don't know. There's a guy who's just drunk and he's there. And asked to do whatever he wants.

Don't send your kids near him. Yeah. Yeah. I was just saying, there are so they couldn't believe why anyone would bring dogs to this park and let them off the leash. And I just said, look, you fat pig. It's because we people want to let their dogs run around. Yeah. Like anyone would have a kid with, I don't believe you have any kids here because no one would have a kid with you. Look at your believe you have any kids here, because no one would have a kid with you. Look at your face.

You have your dog on the leash at a dog park? That's not a dog park. Oh, okay. Right. That wouldn't make any sense. Okay. Well, no, I get it. You know, you know, it exists.

Yeah. So fuck you, whatever. Um. That's your whole, uh, that's all he ever does for next door. Yeah. And he just it begs for so many questions. Every time I ask, I get like one tenth of one percent more information

till I just give up. I go, there's come on. There's more. There's more across it off the list. Like, all right. Got that done. Crossing this reaction. What the fuck does that?

I know. Sean, yes. And you believe that a man is finally queen of England. Oh, thank you. After our whole lives, we know. Waiting for a man to take the reins. I know. Being the queen of England.

Does that mean that the money is gonna be less feminine now in Canada? He's gonna put his cock on it. Oh, sweet. The king. What is his name? I meant to convert Charles. I meant to convert my money then.

Wait, Charles? Isn't it? I don't follow him. He's an ethnic family. Is it our husband, Charles? It was Prince Charles. Oh, he's the king now. Prince, the other guy.

Prince and the king. No, Prince Philip was married to Elizabeth. He died like last year. Oh. He was like 99. That was Charles and I was looking at. Holy shit, he looked bad. Oh, yeah. No, I know. You're used to him with brown looked bad. No, I know all of a sudden you're used to him with brown hair like our entire lives and

all of a sudden he's like, What's your mother game of thrones? What's going on right now? It's like an old man about the queen of England. Yeah, yeah. Putting his cock on the money. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

How crazy is that? I mean, cross that one off. It's going to be one of the back of the money is gonna have his wife, Camilla Parker, bowls or whatever, laying next to her dish and chew toy. Do you think he's getting laid? Do you think he's like fucking whatever he wants, King Charles? I don't think he wants to. He's like 72 years old.

That's what you're gonna be at 72. Like I don't want to fucking eat that. Who cares? I guess a shit. What are we doing? I mean, come on. It's on TV. I mean, yeah, you know, who the fuck knows? They have clear bag policies now in LA. Because of all the Mexicans have ruined everything here. They. They do that at a Dodger Stadium in the state. Yeah, I do it everywhere. Yeah, we went to the football game on Thursday. My wife had to order a special person or the bringing whatever nonsense. I start out really.

I think it's been going on for about a, at least a year around here. I've been hearing about it. Yeah, clear bag. We went to a, just a way to sell clear bags among everything else. We've got some metal detectors. I know. What else are they looking for, drugs? Cause I'll put that in my pocket.

What are, yeah, it's in my pocket. I really don't know. I'm trying to figure out whether you're sneaking in booze and stuff. Is that what it is? Well, it's part of it, but yeah, because obviously they don't want. Now, I've got a lot of like ceramic knives that Mexicans here hit MS 13 is hitting up the, I see what I do is I bring in a 3D printer in my purse. And then I print the gun while I'm sitting at my in a 3d printer in my purse and then I print

the gun while I'm sitting at my seat. Hopefully it's done by the fourth corner. It takes a while. Yeah, right. I was the game. Get there early. The game was amazing. The bills blew out the defending champs. So that was a lot of fun. Why did they defend the champs? The LA Rams on the Superbook them. Yeah. Yeah. Is that stadium? Is that stadium as impressive as everybody says? Unbelievable. That's what I hear. It's like there's not even air condition. There's so far stadium and then there's every other stadium apparently. Yeah. That's with the, uh, the screens are, there's like a 75,000 square foot fucking display.

I'm just like, Sean, you'll appreciate this. Half time show is Ozzy Osborne. Really? Yeah. Ozzy comes out for the half time show. They're really out of this stage. You get this whole thing going on. It's so silly too, because the announcer's like this chick,

she's like, coming up next, the Prince of Darkness. That's crazy. It's crazy, and that's so sad, a pathetic. Wow. But holy shit. The acoustics in that place blow out,

because it's like open air. Oh, yeah. It sounded like shit. Oh, yeah. It sounded like shit. Oh, yeah. And hopefully when they have concerts there, like the weekends playing or something, it sounds better because that head type show sound like balls. It was not good.

That's too bad. Yeah. Well, that's I wasn't there for Aussie. That's pretty cool though. I mean, it was. That's cool. I mean, you know, was he walking around? No, that was, that was a funny part.

So they wheel out the stage, you know, and multiple parts. He allowed Aussie. And they, he saw was the funny part. So they wheel out the stage, you know, and in multiple parts we allowed Aussie and they look he saw when the show started. He literally came up from under the stage Well, he was like in one of the things in the stage and they brought him up and then at the end of the show They brought him back down a wheel and back off. Yeah, I don't think he could watch He's like fucking it's like under the giant at the end of his run. They used to these to drive him out in like this fucking These to drive him down the aisle. He's the same age as Charles. Do you think Ozzy still likes the fuck? Do you think he's fucking Sharon? What's the point of being alive if you're not trying to fucking anymore though? I'd be like, honestly, what do you think? Is Ozzy trying

to fuck Sharon? Is he following her around like, get over here. I'm trying to fuck those dogs. It's just like as a laugh. The reality shows been over for 15 years. Like, no, I know this is hilarious. Ben I'm doing it. Fuck our dogs. Get the producer in here. That's what a pain in the ass. Kelly. Kelly. Kelly Osborne. The ass born that's her name. Sounds right. So I'm so glad she's gone. What else do I have here? Oh, yeah. Okay. Mexicans say that Americans should go back to Americans.

Did you see that happen, Sean? Americans should go back to America. People are going to Mexico now. Yeah. Yeah. Turns out people don't want you coming into their country and that's kind of universal. In every country, people are like, I mean, that's the fuck out of our country. It's kind of universal. And every country people are like, I mean, say the fuck out of our country. It's pretty much true.

Yeah. Uh, oh, here's the, here's the minority that's going though. We're sending to the moon. Uh, L plus you're actually a fascist plus we are fucking going. Is that real? What? I don't know. Is that real?

Levy, O'Hana. I see. Like a Hawaiian fucking. I don't know that is that real? Levy, ohana I see a Hawaiian We'll fact check it real time fact check it go ahead Now you do too much work on your show you notice that yeah, you got to live a little bit I gotta tell you so I put in I start prepping the day before the show I do six hours before the show then we go on air then we do the show yes Yeah, I get up at eight start prepping we before the show, then we go on air, then we do the show. Yes. Yeah, I get up at eight, start prepping, we do the show at two. I think the math's right.

This is why he can pull off like a flawless live show his first time. Like that's because he, you know, he can have air. So I can work to digs house. Oh, I'm not saying I do anything either. Dicks literally still in bed when I get here. What do you can't work from bed? No, I get up and go to my office. Oh, best in bed. What do you have to do? I get to be good at my office. Oh, best in face and face.

I'm not so happy. Yeah, exactly. Carl brought in about two pages of, no, it's for the biggest problem. I did. Social media is the biggest problem. Voted up. I fucking agree.

Yeah, thank you. See, what do you mean you heard him over? I heard you want him over. Yeah, why do you agree? But look at how everybody fucking acts. Huh, what? Yeah, I'd like to. You act one way in person, you act another way on the phone, How do you agree? Look at how everybody fucking acts. What? Yeah, act one way in person,

you act another way on the phone, you act another way on a text, and yet another way on social media. It's people on their worst behavior all the time. You're not even on social media. What about it? What about it? You hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it. He's right, I know everything about it. That's what I'm not on it. That's the way people are though. By the way, you to let them be free and be as bad as they can be. This is going to be a natural segue. Since you brought up the flaw with live shows, we have two coming

up. We're in Detroit, September 30th, W ATP live.com. One coming up. And then we're not going to survive Detroit. And then we're in New York City. October 15th, W ATP NYC.com takes for that. But go to who are these.com to link style of the tickets. And we'd love to see you guys all come out to the live shows. Even do the promo correctly. Yeah. Like with the domain names.

Sorry. I'm gonna apologize, I don't know what to tell you. You're like, you're like big podcasts coming in. Taking up all the audience. His cable game is weak. Yeah, your cable sucked out. I know. You brought it all the way to the 99 yard line car.

And you can plug in. That was the one thing I called about for a review to show before I knew Dick. Yeah, I know he's not a sports, but it's the one yard line. It's not a, there's no 99 yard line. It goes 50. But see, he knows that. Yeah, I know. It's sports, but it's the one yard line. There's no 99 yard line. It goes to 50. But see, he knows that. Yeah, I know. It's annoying. But it's true.

Yeah, fucks us. I'm going to find a guy who's going to go to our line, actually. I'm going to know it with that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. He's bringing a whole different animal to the table. I think these broads are going to fuck up their moon thing.

Yeah. Right? Would that be funny? And they're just pretending to go to the moon again. Who cares? Who does it? Yeah. Right?

Well, if there's any other. They would. They would. They would run the backwards. They could throw helmets smell a flower. You're like, whoa, what's going on? They go, shit. If there's any other like space vehicle or structure up there, they're gonna have trouble parking.

Yeah. So that man is derailed. I was about fumbled the goal line. I was thinking Uber up the mountain here where you guys are and there's a fucking FedEx truck. And an Asian woman in a Tesla. In a Tesla. In a Tesla. Back down.

The pump transportation. The bumpers already have torn off this thing. She had no idea what to do. Plenty of room. I know. I had a neighbor. The bumpers already have torn off this thing. Yeah. She had no idea what to do. Plenty of room. I know. I had an Asian driver goofy at her. Yeah.

He's going, what is wrong with this woman? She's like, she's like inching. It took her seven minutes to get around a FedEx truck with plenty of space. It's crazy up here. It's a theory. Yeah, it's, it's nuts. That's why I was laid out Friday because of that Asian woman. It was very late.

I was very late. My Asian, I haven't, friend is an Asian woman why I was laid out Friday because of that Asian while there was very, how's my age? I haven't, friend is an Asian woman, and I've had a friend, I don't know, she's my, not be talking about right now. Really? Yeah. What, you mean, the one that I know? Yeah.

Right. The one you've talked about for a while. Yeah. Oh no. She told a friend of ours that on the hill, like we came, when you come to heads with somebody else on the hill, she told them that the person going up has to give away, they're giving the hill, when you come to heads with somebody else on the hill, she told them that the person going up has to give away, they're giving the right way.

I think it's the opposite way. Because you can go backwards, you can get out of control going downhill. Yeah, a white man told me, he's like, well, you know, she said that it's the person coming up to hill that gives right way. I'm like, what do you take? Why are you taking advice from an Asian woman? I remember that from driver's ed. It's the, you know, that's right away. Like, what do you, why are you taking advice from an Asian woman? I remember that from driver Zed, it's the, you know. Well, that's retarded.

Have your live show's been going, Carl? They're fun, they're a lot of fun. I learned, the one that you went to in Chicago was a lot of fun, but that was my first one and I learned a lot from that experience. You learned not to invite me. That's the first thing I learned. Now, you were great. You were fantastic.

What I learned was, we just did like a regular show, we just picked a random podcast to review, and it wasn't the best podcast to review, and then we got into like, Suttering John and Patrick Michael, and then it took off, and I went, start with Suttering John. How's he doing?

How's he doing? You got to start with Suttering John, just go. How's he doing? How's he doing? John? Yeah, he's doing John. John, do you remember Suttering John? Of course I do, Yeah, it's starting John. Yeah, or you remember Stuttering John? Of course I do. Yeah, Howard Stern. Yeah, apparently Carl's Stuttering John,

and him. He's gonna sue Carl. Yeah, I got to see. Oh, you did. Yeah, this is how recently was the season. I know there's been a little bit of, there's been a little bit of heat going this month before. Yeah, well, maybe it was August, maybe it was August. Does he have any legal representation? Dude, it's so funny because I get the letter. So I look up online the wafer and you go to their website and it literally says like, we offer attorney services regardless of your income or financials. That's what we have. That's what I'm saying about our rubber.

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there's a lot of people listening to sports talk radio gets sued or whatever. I took it so seriously. I am proud. Yeah, the true. They need to sue all the time. I took it so seriously guys that I wrote a letter in response myself without an attorney and sent it to his attorney and said, yeah, this is ridiculous and go for it. And I haven't heard anything back, so.

I think we're gonna be okay. That would be great. That would be great. I'm rooting for the Wallsuit. Be amazing. I know. We'll see. Sometimes lawsuits work for people.

Yeah, sometimes you gotta make a lawsuit work for you, you know? Oh my God, I was talking to our review girl, Vic, on our show about that. About you know. Didn't she go back to the Navy or? Yeah, she's in the Navy, but she's back on the show. Yeah, that would have been fun. Imagine you were in the Navy and a girl like that,

shows up, oh, thank God. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, that's, right? I mean, it's like the deli counter, you just like take a number, like, yeah. Oh, 37, that's not too bad. All right. Here's your rule, I'm not to take the deli counter, you just like take a number like 37. That's not too bad. All right. Here's your room. I'm not going to see anything else. So we were talking about how you know, you had to pay like what 30, 35 grand out of pocket for that

wool suit. So worth it. I should have paid. I should have just done it myself for a bit. Some jacket. That was ridiculous. That was a bad move on my part. You think you have to admit that brought a ton of great cop top. It was the best. Yeah. It was the best of time. It was the best of time.

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Yeah, who'd a guest? I mean, you don't, all your hormones haven't had a chance to do what they're going to do. Yeah, I mean them. Uh, actually, I have a little drop for stories like that. No shit, sir, I'm no shit. There we go. Uh, somebody had a thing, said a trans person, 38 admitted the children who under, they

admitted it, Sean. That's the rights. We got them. We fucking got them. That's funny. Like, we got these dead choppers. Yeah. They fucking admitted it that their children never get sexual satisfaction ever when they get their winters messed with before puberty. Oh, that's cool. Whatever. Um, let's see here. Yeah, but if you're in your 20s, who

wants to fuck anyway? Who cares? It's the problem? You don't fuck tell your 72. Yeah, you wait till you're into prime. No, that's when you want to start fucking. That's when the climidious spikes, that's when all the STDs spike, right? When you're like 65. Oh, yeah, that's true. Like in the old people houses. Yeah, they all have STDs.

That's funny. I forgot about that. But a lot of that, it's because when Viagra became prevalent, they could do it and they like that. That was why? Well, because then they all started fucking. They could all do it, but they didn't know anything about STDs and shit like that. So somebody was already fucking,

and had an STD and then fucked everybody and everybody fucked everybody. I can't wait. I've heard the bitches. Yeah. When women are all dead like, oh shit, I shouldn't have been holding out for this long. I'm just gonna fuck whatever.

Yeah. And then I'll go like, woo! Oh, that's a good segue. I brought clips from the female dating strategy podcast today. We don't have to do it right now, but let's do it. Do you want to, you want to get into it? I mean, I just have garbage. This is gonna be a, this is gonna be like a show all the way around, isn't it?

We're touching on everything. We're all fangirling. We're all fangirling. Yeah, I'm just fighting. Who's fighting? I think Kai might be calling you. Well, it's mad at me. I made fun of his show. Don't Kai had to call me on Twitter. This has been a good one for a little while. you. Well, it's mad at me. I made fun of his show.

This has been a good one for a little while. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you call you? What do you mean? Did he call you any names? Of course. Yeah, he called me all sorts of names.

No, you know what, Ralph dead. He pulled this move because Ralph's girlfriend or wife or fiance or whatever she is is from my town. She's been to my house. Whoa. She's been to your house? She used to date. Trix She used to date Trixie. Okay.

Trixie. Digies. Digie, bro. Trixie. At the time. I'm a dead name. Wasn't a knee or knee or fucking knee. Well, as did you know, a lot of them.

Now, Trixie. Yeah. So she's been to my house. There's another one too. There's another one. Yeah, yeah. Name. B. I think.

Thank you. You're welcome. So Ralph goes out in a show, yeah. Name. B, I think. Thank you. You're welcome. So Ralph goes on a show talking about me and he goes, I know where that guy lives. What do you mean by that? What was that going to do? I've seen this guy get his ass kicked all over the internet. I was about to say, don't throw that live.

You think you could take Ralph? Yeah, I think I would do it anyway. I actually put the judge in the jeep and the department out. I'm like, you go first. If you need me to help out, I think I would do anyway. Good. I know she put the judge in the jiggas department out of, be like, I, you go first. If you need me to help out, let me know. Okay. It's a great WWE promo. Oh, you.

You're getting into the WWE stuff. I'm gonna fight you in real life. No, I'm not. I'm not buying into any of that. That's what's so stupid about it. I know where you live. What kind of smart talk is that? I'm gonna get his ass kicked all over the internet.

Sounds like it. It sounds like you're getting into shit talking. Listen, I do a roast. Our show is a roast. I tell jokes and I want people to tell jokes back. And by the way, when people roast me good, I play it on my show. If someone goofs, I mean, I think it's funny.

I'll play it on the show. What's the best goof? I can't remember. It's been a while. It's been a shelf. What's the best goof? I can't remember. It's been a while. It's been a while. I've had to be with some hot takes though. Okay about us. So what's your,

let's see the female dating thing. All right, so female dating strategy was a subreddit and like 250,000 subs on this thing. Yeah. Every target women. Well, they're weird. They've redundant, but. They have an interesting take on dating.

So what they see is they're like, well, you got to get with the top 10% of dudes because all the other ones suck. All women have that take on dating. Well, they think that there's like, you know, 2% of the population are like a 10 and everybody else is hideous, right? The problem is they keep fucking broke losers and they think that if they all get together and say, we are not, we're fucking the very best. That's gonna stop them from fucking broke losers.

Right, right. But they have problems with their dad so that will not help. Yeah. This is what they don't realize. Anyway, go ahead. All right, so this episode I listened to you is about femme cells.

So apparently the woman version of an in cell is a femme cell. Those stem cells like that. And so they have some hot takes for advice. This is Savannah with her hot takes. Stryper. And I just wanna say that just because you're not conventionally attractive, that doesn't mean that you're not attractive.

I think people can fleet the two. No, that's exactly what that means. That's traditionally. Traditionally. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've got the North-Wondered Axis. Yeah, that's exactly what that means. That's the conditionally. Traditionally, I've never heard. You're cocked the North-Wondered Axis. That's traditionally, like, that's the sequel to my fair lady, because he fixes that, hand-beast.

Like traditionally, like you don't have, you know, facial features and pairs, like eyes and ears, you know? I mean, maybe you have an odd number of that, or so. Right, right. Not traditionally attractive, but. Is that one of the hosts? Yeah, regular hosts. Yeah, it's Rose Savannah.

I mean, I love the three hosts on this show. I think she ruined British accents for me. Yeah, it's so unattractive. I know one knows what these women look like, but you could tell that that's a fat black woman. You could just tell by the way she could tell. That is exactly what I picked. You could tell, exactly. Yeah. People were like, oh, where do I find photos of these girls?

I'm like, who cares? They're obviously not attractive. Oh, yeah. They would be so obsessed with the female Davis tragedy, because hot girls don't talk about this shit. They just date hot guy. They just post on Instagram all day. Right.

Having adventures around the world. Yeah, social media, biggest problem, voted up. I like though that they act like, like, oh, you're unattractive, but that doesn't mean you're unattractive. Like, I can just go on here and be like, yeah, girls love guys with buck teeth. Like, I'm not going to make it true. I can say it all day, but I'm not going to change the hearts and minds of women out there. So, this is some advice for girls who want to get laid.

It's probably pretty good advice. Yeah, and to be fair, fair, it gets a little complicated, I find with radical feminism and stuff, because things like shaving your legs. A lot of girls, for example, will get bullied for having hairy legs or something like that. The Radflundus course, I guess, is like, don't shave your legs,

because it's a patriarchal expectation, and you're pressing women by shaving your legs and stuff. And honestly, if you don't want to get bullied for having hairy legs, just shave're pressing women by shaving your legs and stuff. And honestly, if you don't want to get bullied for having hairy legs, just shave your legs or cover your legs. They almost gave the wrong advice. I think I saw a cuffs, just shave your fucking legs or cover your legs. What?

No, that's not good advice. Have you ever fucked a girl with hairy legs? I have. You have? Like full on hair like a sand scratch? Well, like she let it go a couple months. It was winter time and she was just wearing pants. Yeah, it is. Wow. Yeah, up north, it's weird. I mean, I, I believe it because, yeah, that makes sense.

Why would I want it for that like for herself? Like just to be in the shower. Like you're supposed to be like a sleek and spilled one. Wouldn't you think? Yeah, don't hide that you don't shave your legs. Just shave your legs. And this was before COVID. What't you think? Yeah. I don't hide that you don't shave your legs. Just shave your legs. And this was before COVID. What do you think she looks like now? What would you do? She's a full beard.

What does she look like? Can she tell us? Yeah, she's a attractive girl, but that was weird. And she's big ol' fuckin' hairy. She didn't shave her legs for a couple of months. I know. I never had that in my life. I live in LA, man.

It never has flow 70 here. Right. had that in my life. I live in LA man. It never was around below 70 here. Right. Yeah, it's true. It could be short weather in the middle of January. That's true. Did you have to touch your legs? Well, yeah, you ever fucked before? I get to touch the girls legs.

Yeah, I don't touch that. Yeah, pull them up. Even by accident. Even by that. Did she feel bad that you had? Yeah. Oh, she apologized for it immediately. Yeah, deck, no, it was a real thing.

Did you like get commoner leg hair? No, of course. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah makes it worse. I know. Was it like a visceral reaction? When you were you just like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, for sure. What was she wearing? Nothing. That was the first like when did you find out? I don't know. She take her pants off. I don't know. It's dark. Yeah. Yeah. It took her pants off. It was dark and you could see the moon like glistening off her red hair.

I felt it first. Are you sorry? I felt it first are you so I felt it for that see that That had to be really weird had to feel like the world was ending for Bed with oh my god, is that me or you? Spurred about the same though as I thought for sure you guys be like yeah, that's happened to me I come in and tell you this I think you just like that's never have like oh shit I come in and tell you this. I take it. You just like, yeah, never have like, oh shit.

But you're right. There's a very good. It's LA. Yeah, that's LA. It's LA. That's for sure. Yeah. Well, she was a Rochester 7.

So it's all good. Oh, this is funny. So while it was talking about, um, but nine at the zoo, while it was talking, it's, fucking LA based comedian over here. It's the, the sinking. Oh, man based comedian over here. It's the sinking. Oh, man. Haven't been able to take everything in you

to not comment on the leg hair of the whole time. I talked about it immediately. Yeah, I was like, oh, what the fuck? She's like, yeah, I have a chance. I'm like, how about months? Get in there. Take care of it. Right.

I'll be beating off in the bed. You take care of it. Okay. By the time you're done, I'll be done. Yeah. So I don't know what to be it. Okay. By the time you're done, I'll be done. Yeah. So, what are we doing? Okay. So why was talking about how she was an ugly kid?

I'm assuming she's an ugly adult too, but there's a funny reason why she was an ugly kid. My mom was just a narcissist and she made me ugly on purpose just because she didn't want me to outshine her or whatever. So she's explaining that a narcissist wants to have ugly children? Does that sound factual in any way?

Do you guys? Well, that's like a narcissist would say that. I'm ugly because my mom made me ugly because she was jealous. Yeah. Well, that's a thing when a lot of women become teenagers. Like, there's truth to that, but it is also truth to the other way.

Well, there's make them ugly. Not make them ugly, but see them as possible competition. Oh. And all of a sudden you don't become the mother, you become like the friend of me. I mean, that's a thing. Well, yeah, I didn't know that was talking about. I thought that that's a proud of their children, wanted them to be attractive, not a popular, not a narcissist.

No, no, it's all about how the children reflect on them, how the family, everything reflects on them. Yeah, well, it's all well and good until they become adults and have their own opinions and stuff like that, and then don't stick to the script. Okay. Don't make mom the queen. As soon as you challenge mom in any way, where they hide that.

Are they not razors from the sudden they shave their legs? Like what do they do? Yeah, but no, but I don't think, I don't think narcissism does not make you want to have ugly children. That's like me. Yeah, it would be the op, especially when you're growing up. Yes, you would want to, you would want to. You're just ugly.

Yeah, I mean, that's not your mom. I guess you kinda did that. Good point. It's my fault. Oh, ugly. Where are you? You know, they're fucking, they're fucking framework. It's just like, no, bitch, you just beat as back. Yeah, they're fucking meant. They're fucking framework. It's just like, no, bitch, you just beat this shit.

Like that's the problem. You're too fat. Number one. So I know you sound like a horse. I know you have a life coach. And one of the things I like about podcasting nowadays, it's always advice. Like how to live your life and how to do that. Yeah, it's important to tell people what to do.

Yeah. And this is a show called Female Dating Strategy. So of course they give some really good advice to people. And so yeah, like stop striving for impossible beauty standards, just strive for average. Okay. Like then your life will be happy enough. Yeah. Exactly. Reach for the fog. You're like, you're gonna be happy enough. That's a fucking great expression. Jesus Christ. Just trying to be average for the fog. Just see if you can be average. Okay, I mean, I realize you don't have to be the fastest gazelle. I think that's what their point is, right?

Just don't be the only thing that's bitch. And you'll get laid eventually. I would like to just show them pictures and say, you stop, just tell me to stop when it's not impossible. And then like, okay, here, impossible. Okay, yeah, here, here, here, here, here, here, let's see how fat and dumpy I have to get to. Oh, that's doable.

That one's doable. Oh God, they get into all of this like being overweight. So they say that a lot of these femme cells, the reason why they can't get laid is because they're fat. And they explain that there are certain places where you can be fat, but other places where you can't be fat. I didn't know this.

Oh, so this is this was all news to me. So that brings me to my second point, which is a lot of women consider themselves because they're significantly overweight. And this is so regional, and I've had this discussion with some other FDS members where, you know, the emphasis on your weight and like what's an acceptable weight range. So that's your not again, significantly outside your peers really,

really different, depending on like where you are in the country. Like obviously, if you're in a city or a country that's really, really fashion forward in the states, that would be like New York LA Miami Vegas places where there's like huge fashion industries or entertainment industries, hospitality industries, then there's a ton of emphasis on women's weight as far as like being skinny because like part of the economy there is the women there, right?

So I mean, I get that it's like more acceptable in some areas to be. Can you not? It's not. It is though. You can see that, no, there's so many fat chicks in the Midwest. Oh, yeah. But can you imagine just like thinking about being fat is like this much of your thought, your mind grapes all day.

Do you think they can be fat? They literally say fat where it's okay to be fat. Like just fucking stopping fat and fat bitch. They literally say if you're fat and you live in LA, move to the South. Move to Memphis. Midwest. Yeah, move to Memphis. It's just a little extra milk.

Okay, I'm like, no, just up heating. It's a big thing. It's just always have a little, they just have something extra on them there, you know. I just, they don't have an LA. You guys are LA guys, so maybe you don't realize this, but they said Miami, New York, LA, and Vegas are the four places you can't be fat. I want to add to that list all 50 states. All 50.

It's gone in campaign. Yeah. Are you fat? Get out. I'll add in Puerto Rico There's so stupid and then this Savannah woman comes on and she goes yeah, but it's expensive to move You know, it's not the best thing on your snacks Who has everybody's suitcases?

Who are all your snacks? Other entire lives are based around justifying how fucking fat they are. It really is. It's so psychotic that we have to occupy a planet and a society with these fucking people. But they're in cells who want to get laid. So it doesn't, shouldn't they,

shouldn't they like attack that, you know, should they attack that? Yeah, where's that? I lose the fucking weight. Jesus. Well, so this is a funny thing about this show is that they say things you're like, Oh, I agree with that. And then they say crazy shit. But that's it goes along with what you're saying here. Yeah, it's healthier than lying to yourself. And it's healthier than expecting other people to lie to you. That's the other thing about like the forced body positivity or like, obligatory positivity. I guess it's that or no.

It's like, just embrace somebody the way that you don't wanna lose weight. I will say, yeah, lose weight is really hard, and a lot of people just don't wanna do that. And that's fine. You don't have to choose that. That's fine. That's what they lose me.

Right, losing weight is hard. And that's fine. No. You're a fucking drug addict. You are a drug addict Cess Dick Masterson How dare you be a drug addict? Okay, like we all have different priorities, right?

And if I'm in the Midwest you can have a great quality of life and be very very obese. Yeah, and a lot of I don't I don't think you think your body is a slip and slide between your big and big. In the very obese, it'd have a great quality of living. No. I don't think that's horrible on multiple fronts. I don't do that to the Midwest. You bitch.

Yeah, right. How fucking dear you? What? What did you say? My family's from the Midwest. How fucking dear. I have relatives there. You exposing your fatness to them?

Kansas City's like, hold my beer. Especially the beating right now. It's not cool. All right. So this is interesting because she gives the, her opinion on what the correct body weight or body fat percentage should be. Good.

All right. In my personal opinion, the best or a most ideal female body is between 30 to 35 percent body fat, which is a lot of my high respect. I'm actually like, Ed, as much muscle as like, you can reasonably achieve without steroids. As much muscle as you can do without steroids. Did you have never done a single squat? Yeah, it's like, I He's gonna look out steroids. Two wildly different concepts.

Yeah, right? 35% body fat, but then as much muscle, what do you think the muscle does to the, you're not gonna have 35% body fat? 45% body fat. You're not gonna have 35% body fat. What do you think steroids does? Yeah. Before you look this up, because I like where you're going with this, just want to play the reason why she says 35% is the right amount.

Okay. Because first of all, having a little bit of extra body fat is good to like throw around in a fight. Like if you ever get in a physical confrontation, like it's better to have that extra weight, you know, if you weigh like 150 pounds a guy could just like take you up and like throw you right? Like it's better to have that, you know, on your side. I think this is predicting she's going to get her ass kicked by her boyfriends like yeah

This fucking attitude yeah, and that he's gonna throw her like a candy cap comic That's the that's where she goes Like what are you talking about? You're gonna get thrown. I like the she's case you're in a fight She's like get over here. You gotta eat Dorito for the way in like wait There's there's no way in here on it. You never know when a fucking sumo wrestlers had too much stocky and picks a fight, you know, you got a lot of sames you. So I'm looking at the stat right here for women, 20 to 40 years old. Overweight is 33 to 39%.

It's overweight. Yeah. It's ideal to be overweight. Healthy is 21. Yeah. Shocked. It's that high. Healthy is 21 to 33. Okay. That's, that's a little too much.

That's what I mean. It's a big range. It's weird. Under underfat is 20%. What is this fake, fake news.com that I'm looking at? Let's go to the CDC. What is 35% I'm looking at. Let's go to the CDC. What is 35% according to the chart? Is 35% body fat good? It should just go no. No. No further explanation needed.

Okay, this seems about right. Yeah. 10 to 12%. Let me bring it up on the thing. That's a little weird looking. Yeah, that's a little weird looking. It's also, there's some pharmaceuticals involved in that. Okay, and she's on steroids.

She's on steroids, this girl. Yeah, that's what you bring about the fat off. It's not to build muscle, you dump fat pit. It used to be a thing where women would go, I don't want to work out with weights. I don't want to get too big. I fucking hate that. Well, you don't have the testosterone to do that.

That will not, that cannot happen to you. That doesn't have a guy's. Yeah. Yeah. Here's 15 to 17% body fat. You know, Tobi here. That's what he would say. 20 to 22%. I can't really tell because you're wearing black. I don't think you'd hit through that big either. Let's see. I'll just go on record saying I'm fine with either of two or even two of me. I'm just just fine with this muscley man over here. No, it's like fucking beef jerky. Look at that. Hot. You're fucking anorexic girl, Sean. No, you can see your dick through his stomach.

No, God. Hahaha. Maybe there. Uh, fitness. Okay, 35 is considered overweight on this right in the middle of it, too, like not even close. Yeah. I mean, obese is 40%. She says 35 is ideal. And obese is just 5% of its points more.

Right. It's not good. Look at what about this on the guy? Oh, fuck this guy. Oh, man. He's hot. That's hot. Three percent body fat.

Guys like that. Do they all die really, really fucking young too? They do. Oh, they do? They take it for a heart. Yeah. It's not good for your heart. It's not just all the working out and all the pussy probably.

That's probably what it is. Yeah. Too much pussy for your heart to take. They all just fucking kill over. Too much love. Take it. I'm out. I'm down. to take. They all just fucking chill over. Too much love. Take it, take it. I'm out. I'm down.

Too much. What about this guy? Which is your ideal man on this chart? God, Sean. Keep scrolling down. I'll run. And was that veto? Holy shit.

How did they get veto for that? That's what he's doing. I thought he was the podcast. I started doing these on the website, too. Look at this, look at this guy. He's like squaring up with the camera here. Yeah. He's sucking it as God a little bit.

A little bit. Yeah, that's me at the beach right there. Which one? The guy sucking his gut, this one? Yeah. I know that, but. Okay, what else? But 25 is what is that slightly more

than you're supposed to have as a guy? I mean, as a man? Yeah. Doesn't matter how fat you are at all. It's just about money. Do you guys agree that being a white supremacist is a bad thing? Yeah, I don't think that's a bad thing. I think it's a bad thing.

I don't really do that. I think like, I don't know if I was going to hear white people talk about how bad white supremacist is to be honest. I think it's a bad thing. If you think that whatever you are superior to other people, these women have no problem with that. I personally, I lila, I have a female supremacist that does not represent the views of all of

FDS. FDS, we are about prioritizing women and maximizing female benefit. I take it to the next level with female supremacy. I think that women are inherently just cognitively better than men. Cognitively better than men is their take. Right. Female supremacy. Right.

We just like tolerate it. We just let them talk all day. I don't know. Nobody takes it seriously. I know. And that funny. Like if you say something that controversial and you don't get in trouble, it's because no one takes you seriously.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to show him. Oh, we got to show him. We got to show him the problem. Guys up. A woman or a guy. A woman or a guy.

A guy. A guy. Shut up, you dumb bitch. If you say so. All right. Oh God. These people are amazing. There's another clip that I want to play for you here.

Make sure sound is coming. Yeah. I see people on the discord are complaining. They are? There's another clip that I want to play for you here. Make sure sound is coming. Yeah, I see people on the discord are complaining. They are? There's no sound. So. I could hear me laugh. All right, keep going, Carl.

Yeah, we can move off of this, but I just wanted to play this. I thought I love it. Oh, I thought you would. I thought you would enjoy these women's spicy hot takes. This is one about apparently women in the workforce. If you're a white collar professional, you think you're equal. You're like, why aren't there more women's CEOs? Yeah, yeah.

But when you're more working class in blue collar, women take on very different roles than the men do. And they recognize that there are very big differences. That's an interesting thing, because there's a lot of times some women who are white collar workers that are like, well, everything's equal and we both work jobs, et cetera. And then when you look at women who are working class where most of the men in their demographic are that they would date are working physical, like manual labor jobs are things that are

very, very physical. And so there's no, there's no delusion of like physical equality when you're working class because of the fact of how gender segregated work is on the working class level versus in white color jobs or like blue color jobs and pink color jobs are extremely sex segregated versus like white color jobs. So what she literally just said is that the more educated women are the dumber they are. I mean, that's literally what that is. Like get these women who get these like they're highly educated. They have these professional jobs. They think that they're the same as men. They're not. It's funny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally. What's your dating strategy? That's a good question, Dick. So I did this show with Danny Polishock. You guys know him. He's got a show. And we did it. We did the live show in Tampa with us. Yeah, I'm right. And Ryan Long. Yeah, he's coming as a team. Oh, okay. But Danny's been doing a whole breakdown. He what he does is he listens, he listens to their podcasts all the way through as a team. Oh, okay. But Danny's been doing a whole breakdown. What he does is he listens to their podcast all the way through on a live stream.

And he's been like really digging into these women and trying to figure out what the Danny's strategy is. And his conclusion is that none of these women have boyfriends. Yeah. Because the last people who should be telling you a female dating strategy. I'm going, I'm waking up, I'm going back to Pilates,

and I'm pretending to be a man, but today, I am gonna be an animal. Are you recording that, Sean? I'm recording that. It's gonna be a very odd transition. Because, how old is it a full-blown rant and fucking, the computer fucked in right in the middle of it? That is the fucking, the strategy.

Like, are you trying to fuck hot guys with money or not? Like, what is the, I get it. You hate us, we're ugly, you're fat, like you're trying to trick guys, hot guys, new in your area, to dating you. So what's the fucking strat? Well, they literally say that they think double standards are good.

They want them end to pay for everything. They want them end to make more money than they can do. And it's like all stuff that I agree with. Yeah, we should be buying dinner. What are you fucking bringing to the table? Just a bunch of complaining about where you can and can't be fat because I don't want to pay for that. Right.

They literally say they should pay for dinner, but you shouldn't fuck them after they pay for dinner. Like, then why am I buying dinner? I can go out with Dick Matthews and have a good conversation. I'm okay with that, Jay. I'm okay with that, just let me down easily. You know what, I'm not gonna fuck you, because frankly, you're fucking good at embarrassing yourself. You don't wanna tell people that you fucked me, do you?

Yeah, I'm not really. You're like, you like, you're Bob. I am a shaman, you're like, you're not. You're gonna get, come all over my leg here. Yeah. Just like simple customer service, so they can't, women have been, have

been aggressively anti customer service since Satan created them 10,000 years ago or whenever dinosaurs were invented. Right. And they continue to this day. Let me see if definitely. I do like that they think that they're superior to men. And if you go back to the Bible, they were an afterthought. Like God was just like, oh, you want a friend? Right, all right. Sure, like here's the worst. Here's the worst thing for a rib. Yeah.

One rib, the old Chris Rockbit. I'll make her perfect. That's gonna cost you a lot of leg. What can I get for a rib? A rib. All right, let me, I think Devonadles is here. Let me see here. Are you here, buddy?

Yo, yo, yo, yo, him. Can we hear him? Yo, is Discord working now? Fuck, I hope so. All right, let me, let me, let me align my shock raise. Well, what do you think about that, Sean? Of. Morbidly obese model, dreams of weighing a thousand pounds.

What do you think about that? I think she'll accomplish her dreams. So she wants to lose weight. She wants to get down to a thousand pounds. I just want to be half a ton. Yeah, yeah. Manageable weight. I won't stop until I'm too fat to move.

morbidly obese model who dreams of weighing a thousand pounds eats eight thousand calories a day. I could do that. Love's being fed through a funnel by her boyfriend. Boyfriend. Fuck you, dude. What are you doing? Monica Riley, 27. Three in cells who hosted a podcast just killed themselves after reading the Daily Mail article.

She models online and feed her men pay money to watch her eat. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy What is that great That's a piece model who is paid by men to eat wants to pile on a further 300 pounds So she's 700 right now. Oh, she's got long. Oh, oh Look at this lady Oh, look at this lady. Do we review the show this woman ash the infetafat woman? Yeah, and I didn't know what she did for a living.

So I'm reviewing her show. She's talking about being fat and I'll find this. And then I found out that she's a cam girl. Oh, God. If there's guys who want to fucking watch or try to get through all the folds to figure out what's underneath all that. I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna puke. I gotta give her to this.

Yeah. I'm gonna get it out of here. This is a fat, don't watch. So she's 700 pounds. A bunch of cocaine. What? It's still, it's, she makes it look like she can still actually like walk. Uh, she does crazy at 700 pounds.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Death nodals, are you there? Well, it's good. Hey, doing good. How are you, man? I'm doing good. You're doing good. So you've, uh, you've been involved in some controversies. I said, can you introduce yourself to the audience a little bit? It's me. Anticarl. Anticarl. We're out of the loop. We're all bad. We're all bad. We're all bad. We're all bad.

It introductions. Always have been. I can do a carless, Sean. Hey, buddy. How you doing? Everybody who's listening. I'm bad. I'm bad at introductions. Always have been doing carless shine. Hey, buddy. How you doing? Everybody who's listening. I'm right. I do. I do. So you got in a fight. I woke up like 30 minutes ago. I literally just woke up. I'm envious of you. I woke up. I'm woken up. Yeah. So drunk today. Oh, yeah. It was one of those days where we used to do this show at 11. Yeah. And it was the biggest. It was, I moved it one day. I decided to do the show at 12. Yeah. Sean's like, why did, why have we ever been doing this? We did it for years. I remember that. Yeah. Punishing ourselves. Yeah. For this nonsense. Okay. So you got in a, you got in a fight

with the salvo pancakes. Is that right? Oh, yeah, that happened. Yeah. What was that all about? He doesn't know why he's interesting. Yeah, what was that all about? Uh, there was like, you know, I've been hosting these events at this, uh, my office base, I built like this comedy club at the front of it. It seats like 50 to 60 people, right?

And I've been doing these events every week. And every two weeks, I do an event that I live stream, which are these roast battles. And Salo really wanted to be a part of it. And I wanted to get a YouTuber on it, so I booked him. And then he showed up one day before, started filming the outside, demanding to be let in. And then the day of, the dude was like a total freak out, not job. Yeah. The day of he shows up, my assistant put together the guest list, right? And I guess they forgot to put his name on it. And he was like freaking out, banging on the windows, yelling at my security, the demanding

to be let in. So we let him in. And then when he's in there, he's like running around trying to get into the green room, trying to break, like he literally couldn't be stopped. This was like his moment in the sun. So he was trying to milk it as much as possible for it. Yeah, it's in cloud and everything. So he's like running around, my security gets him to sit down like three times, takes

him off stage. And at this point, he's already been harassing my co-hosts and other people offline and online. And that's why we didn't want him in the back room. In the green room, otherwise we would have had him in the green room. I was just like, bro, I don't know what the fuck this guy is going to try to do for Cloud, right? He can do anything.

So the show eventually starts and he's on stage yelling red bar, red bar, because Mike from Red bar paid for his ticket, paid for his limo and like 10 other people to go. Essentially, he caused it to sort of the heckle me the whole time, right? And I get off, I get up on stage, I don't know what I was going to do it, but I go through the door from the green room to get on stage and I see him on stage. I'm just like, I fuck this dude and I push him off, you know, back to see. Yeah, I saw that and I saw everybody like, I saw a bunch of like people on the internet going like, oh my God, I can't believe the deaf news would lay a hand on salvo pancake so I'm like are you guys fucking kidding me?

What are you? I gotta be honest with you I wish I wish more comedians like put hands on hecklers like we would just hug me like fucking throw a brick at his head fuck him like he's there to fuck around well you found out didn't you god take him out back where there's no fucking camera. Let's get five or six guys to kick his head in. Like, it's funny now, isn't it? Yeah, I've done so many shows in New York where people who were like that, like they would legit get their ass kicked in the alley. But this is the thing, like just think of the guy who ran up on stage on Dave Chappelle. What happened? They should stop the shit.

Oh, God. It broke his arm. You know, that was such a funny picture. His arm looked like it was put together wrong. Like on the stretcher, he was all backwards. Even worse than that guy though, is bachelor up parties. Those women, you get their ass. They come to a comedy club, they just beat him up.

Before they even call the problem. Beat them up preemptively. Yeah, preemptively. Thank you. Yeah, I dragged too much last night. I could up preemptively. Preemptively, thank you. Yeah, I dragged too much last. I could think of that word. The best lab part, it come here ladies. We're gonna kick all of your ass. But why are you really gonna mess up?

Because you're gonna be a real fucking round as we know it into the other 10. All right. I think you go back to an era of fuck around and find out, bro. Yeah. Like really. Now with you, I feel like too many people on the internet

are too comfortable behind their anonymity. And they just talk reckless and then with their person, then they play victim, you know what I mean? Yeah, something someone else I know. Wait, who, me? No, Ethan Ralph. Anyway, I saw that. I was either here,

I was the fight. I don't wanna fight, I don't wanna fight. I don't wanna fight. I don't wanna fight it. I don't wanna to fire. I don't want to fire it. Do you know Ethan Ralph? Do you have any opinions on Ethan Ralph? I mean, I've seen some things.

I saw, I think the last thing I saw was like a few months ago is walking around Portugal. But you got a dead kick or something. That did happen. It did happen. It was a pretty funny video. He's the center of my universe. And everyone's universe.

They just don't want to admit it. Anything wrong. Anyway, I'm sorry, brought us out of that. You can't, well, what's wrong? We can't get off of him. Okay, wait, did you also have some sort of a, some sort of drama with Burning Man? Somebody told me that this year. Oh, I insistent.

You know what it is, bro? I made a video and I was actually very transparent with the video. I just left maybe a couple of details out, but I have everything in video evidence. And she was like, I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me, let me introduce it to the audience lower because Sean's looking to make confused. I got to bring me in all the time. Just how I look.

Yeah, Sean looks confused. I got to bring me in all the time. I went this year. You, I think it was you sent her there and she said that you didn't give her water or something like that. It's a thing. I can only talk a little bit about it because like she had an NDA and she like was seriously trying to misrepresent the whole thing and make a scene. That's fucking bitch. Okay.

Okay. No, I'm literally showing her like my, my lawyer doesn't fuck around, but I have a really good lawyer. And he's like, bro, he like literally called me. He's like, you know, this is what he said. He said, I'm going to destroy her life. That's what he said. Yeah, fuck women.

That's a kind of lawyer. I mean, I have video evidence of all this shit. She just wanted to, she wanted, this is a thing. She like missed a whole week leading up the burning man. And she's my assistant. She wasn't there to prepare or anything. She was like going back and forth whether she wanted to go or not.

And I had somebody else that I was trying to bring along. And at the end, she said she wanted to go. So we went and she was complaining there was no water, but I offered to buy her water a bunch of times. There was no food. I bought her food. Anyway. So she's never enough. Yeah, it's never fucking enough.

Yeah. So that's essentially what it is. And then she was wanting to use it for like TikTok, clout, whatever it is. She wanted to steal, but dramatize the story, omitted a bunch of details and has just been crying all over the place or about it. And honestly, I just can't fuck with that. Like I have a little jet business. I have a, like, Pete, I'm building like a whole community, right? And she's trying to essentially discredit and destroy the whole thing. And

honestly, like, fuck that, you know what I mean? It's just stupid. I've only heard one side of this, but I'm rooting for him at this lawsuit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fucking fucking ruin her. He's a lesson to all the other fucking cloud chasing house. I try to milk us dry. I mean, that's like being you, Sean. I think I'm a touchler. I'm already entering a comedy club.

I'm gonna make an example. What kind of community are you trying to build, Dev Noodle? I would try to build a comedy community, but something that intersects online culture, which is something that I feel like comedy exists on the internet, but in these little vacuums, right? You have the Lafactory, they have these viral stand-up clips, but outside of that, the idea of comedy on the internet are usually these corny ass influencers who just, you're so often like, look at me. Well, there isn't like a good mix of street comedy

with like online culture and like the troll shit and like going back and forth. So like one of the things that we do at the club is when we have shows that we live stream, we literally have the chat on stage. So people are like trolling us and doing all this shit, we're interacting with the chat. It gives like another level of interaction, right? So that's the idea is to bring online culture in like literally merge it with a standard

comedy in real time, you know. I got to say it sounds like a terrible idea, but he's probably right. It sounds like a terrible idea. I'm not even fucking live shows. Because dude, what did I say on Friday? Social media sucks. I don't care what anyone has to say.

Everyone has a voice, and I don't wanna hear any of their voices. Shut the fuck up and listen to the show. Hey, the guy in the stage, he's the person who has the voice. The guy who can focus in his hand. I't want to hear what some asshole is typing on their computer as they're watching a long and hot. But there is like, so, you know, Sam probably writes. Sam Hyde just, you can create content on the fly too. Yeah. Sam Hyde just did his

boxing event thing. And I feel like that is like a synthesis of like online comedy with the real world. But it's so hard to do. Yeah. Because we're so beset on all sides by, you know, sensors and fucking Hollywood interests and all these other things. So what is the club that you run your thing at called deaf? It doesn't have a name yet.

I just did four shows so far. And we don't, I mean, I, it's like a soft launch so far. Yeah. We're, I'll probably have a name in my thing. That was my nickname in college soft launch. Soft launch. Yeah. With you and yourself. Did you know? It wasn't flattering. Sorry, I keep going. Yeah. So that's essentially it over the next few weeks. I'm probably going to end up naming the club and doing all this shit. I'm not really worried about it.

I just honestly, I just wanted to, being on the internet for so long and seeing how shit has been, having my training, like my comedy training, doing open mics in New York and like where people say the most egregious shit, you know what I mean? And like trying to stock other comics and everybody's like, I'm not gonna laugh at this, right? And then going on the internet, where everything gets a negative reaction.

I just, I honestly feel like there has to be a way for comedy to go back to its basics and for people that just understand that. You can say fucked up shit as a joke and it's not going to kill you, you know what I mean? I mean, it doesn't even have to be a joke. You should be like, yeah, I mean, I kind of like a little bit think that. I'm not going to do anything based on it, but I got, because I got like a lot of other shit that I have to do.

But the way I want to say that definitely does sounds very reasonable right now and it's talking to us, but he yells on Twitter. Like, you're going through his tweets, everything's in all caps. He's screaming, not stop. Because of the show, it's like, hey guys, I got this idea. I'm going to do this thing, I'm like, all right, that sounds cool. Good luck. Yeah.

Why are you screaming so much on Twitter, buddy? I was doing that for a couple of weeks, hasn't it? Because I just thought it was funny. It was a bit painful. I like, you know what I like to do? Like, and I've been doing this more, like even more. I love his accent.

I wish I sounded this tough. Yeah. Right? Sean, I sound like Michael Angelo from the Tirt Teenage Mutant Turtles. How about Bunga? I just like to talk with people online at this point. That's really why we don't.

Who's doing it? I was just like, because the amount of comments I would get, turn off the catch lock. Then, people get, I just tweeted something out like a few minutes ago. I had this stupid idea yesterday to, I don't have a, like a couch on dating apps. I was just thinking of making one and like the first person I match with and go on a date making a video about it. And the amount of people were like, oh my god, you can't do that because we're about like bro, you don't try making better.

You're like, you're like, you know, I mean, so yeah, I just like honestly, I'm just in a phase right now where I'm like, fuck everything. I'm going to piss you off if you're so inclined to be pissed off and that's it, you know, I like that. Yeah, you versus the internet. That'll go well. Good luck. It'll be funny. You're right. Well, Kevils did it and Kevils won. Yeah, well, can we talk about that? That is a different one. Oh my God. Two Farms is no more.

I can't believe that. I never know. I never know. I used to call into the show Sean and then he divorced me because that was a weird breakup. Like, live on the show, he dubbed you. I was so fucking awkward. Yeah. I like you still.

I like you still. I do like you still. I hope yeah, yeah. All right, well, I like you still, okay. I do like you still. I know. I hope he does okay with this, you know, Kiwi farm's getting destroyed by. I don't know anything about this. So, definitely. Definitely, I know you know what I'm talking about. So, Kethel's this woman, this trans woman.

Okay. I don't know how to describe her. She's a monster. She is like the most of what our society is in a person. Uh, and she's at, and she's operating it like 10,000 all the, you remember Hitchhiker's guy to the, I'm sure I have to get her to describe this person. Okay, go ahead. Oh, okay.

No. Uh, you remember Hitchhiker's guy to the galaxy. You read that, you read the series. Yes, I did. Do you remember the win's Guide to the Galaxy? You read the series? Yes, I did. Do you remember the band guys or that planet of like the white robots and stuff and a Ford prefect goes, well, yeah, they're going to win. You can't fuck with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that is what that's careful. This is like she's unstoppable. Yeah. She just absorbs all the attacks and fucking treasure she got key we farm deleted and like a nice uh... how is that possible

uh... i don't know i don't know you explain i i know some of it i don't know all the how why does she want you we far as removed uh... because they i mean that kind of just because they were fucking with her. Well, we're going to watch you. What do you mean, why do they, why do she decide to do it?

They're like, oh, yeah, we're going to keep fucking with you. And she's like, oh, yeah, well, I'm going to fucking destroy you. And they said, oh, yeah, bring it on. You fucking guy. And she's like, okay. And then she just contacted like media, the press, she leaned into every squatting, every squatting that she got hit with. She's like, I have to leave the country. I've never been more scared of my life. So here's my go fund me. And then she made

like, she made hundreds of thousands of dollars off. It was unbelievable. So nobody tried it. I'm a fucking artwork. I can't get over it. Nobody tried it to that level before. Nobody was prepared at that level. She's trans. She's weaponized it. She weaponized it. Yeah, to break right into a dead sprint. She bullied the bullies.

Bullies, like, unbelievable. Like she raped the rapist. Yeah. Like right, like bully not so tough after he was raped. Right, like that. Like, except it's a picture of her. Oh myist. Yeah. I mean, like right, like bully not so tough after he was raped. Right. Except it's a picture of hers. Oh my God. Wow.

Devastating. Anyway, forget why I even brought that up. I don't know. Was this something? Anything about that? You want to comment on deaf noodles? I mean, that sounds like it was a journey. Sounds like it's going to be a movie someday, holy shit.

Fucking thing sucks. I don't know what to say. Like I honestly, I saw that Kiwi Farms was saying, I don't know what to say. It sounds like it was a journey. It sounds like it's going to be a movie someday, holy shit. Fuckin' thing sucks. I don't know what to say. Like I honestly, I saw that QE Farms was saying, I mean, I've been caught up in so much of my own shit that I'm only getting glimpses and like of everything that's happening on the internet, but that sounds like if everything about it sounds fucking insane. Yeah, I was insane. Do you have any lawsuits ongoing? Carl's got a lawsuit here ongoing. Do you have any? I do. I have two lawsuits. I have one against my assistant for breaching the

entire Indiana. I've got to be fucking rail there. God damn women have to pay water. About time. Yeah. Water. Okay. Yeah. I have another one against Keemstar. Okay. Okay. It's for my neck of the woods. Buffalo native. Why? So he falsely accused me of being a pedophile. Oh, there it is.

What is with that? There it is. Yeah. The P word. No annoying. Yeah. It's so annoying. It's so annoying.

It's so annoying. People are actually fucking kids. Do they agree that people think people are fucking annoying. It's so annoying. It's so annoying. People were actually fucking kids to the degree that people are fucking kids. It's insane. It makes me want to fucking kid. You might as well. You're gonna be calling a pedophile anyway.

I'm kidding. I'm telling you, I'm not doing it. I'm just ha! You're right. You're gonna stop me. I'm gonna walk up to a kid and just be like, lick lick lick my balls. Why do kids start calling you a pedophile?

I mean, according to him, he wanted to teach me a lesson. So that already, he confessed to knowingly publishing it false and then wanting to teach me a lesson. So that's already malicious intent right there. So he confessed to doing it several times. And then even in his response to his dismissal, he confessed to doing it several times. And then even in his response to his dismissal, he confessed to doing it, but he said he could get away with it because he accused the character of it. So I'm a, I play a lot of online character.

Oh, what? So he thinks it's not slander because he was reliable. Yeah. He confessed, it is liable, but he can get it, but in his justification, you can get away with it because he accused the character of it, which makes absolutely no sense. He called the death noodles character. Sure, sure. Well, so we can say what we want about Dick Masterson, is that what you're telling me? That's fun. We get around that.

I'll end. I know that guy. Yeah, I'm going to try that. I can tell you perfect. My lawyer was laughing his ass off when he read it. So it's not going to work. Okay. What a scumbag. Why do you want to teach you a lesson? I mean, I have several reasons that we're probably going to get into it during the lawsuit.

But I mean, he has a history of doing this to people. I mean, he's done it to numerous creators. He's done numerous, I mean, when I tell you that the amount of people reached out to me, before he even fathered the lawsuit, like in the months and days and weeks after, he made that false allegation saying, he's false and accused me of this. Oh, he tried to destroy my life because of this and this and that. And like, dude, it's like, it's a story in and of itself. This man has like years worth of maliciously spreading information to try to destroy people's lives for numerous different reasons. So I'm surprised you didn't get sued earlier, honestly.

Yeah, me too, kind of. It's so odd. The pedophile shit, because nobody participating in it believes it. No one thinks that they're not being sincere. Yeah, obviously. Everyone piling on is like, you guys don't really, I yeah, you don't think he's a bad guy It's just something you call people nowadays. Yeah, you know Listen bill quitten yeah sure you could use that Our day right Yeah, well rest of us. We're just going to about our day. Right. Yeah, well, I hope you win that. That fucking head.

I'm like, I know there's a narrative right now on the internet, pushed mostly by his friends that I'm going to lose and everything I do gets misconstrued and reframed in this hyper negative way, but I'm like, you don't understand when everything is out, like there's absolutely no way that I'm going to lose this. Yeah, just don't get that he's confessed twice all you need. You got it with that. Just don't bring in a bunch of third graders as character witnesses. Don't accidentally.

That's the only kids. It's between now and no matter how hot they are. Right? No. between now and no matter how hot they are, right? That's how the legs are. Women girls too, not just the boys. Resist, I think. You think pedophile, you think boy, little boys, but it's little girls too. Yeah.

They don't tell you that. A lot of people make that mistake. A lot of people make that mistake. Like, oh, that's why you, oh, shit. Well, then, yeah, I guess so. Isn't it funny, like, with YouTubers, all these people have this huge platform now, they're famous and they didn't go through any of the regular channels,

so they don't know how to deal with that. So they go out there and they just say shit that it's gonna get them sued. It happens all the time now. We're like, we're going through like a weird era right now. I think it's gonna correct itself. People who have never been out in like a fucking asteroid like that in a correct system.

Yeah, what we know, yeah. It's insane. Guys like us are normal. We know't correct myself. Yeah, what we know. Yeah. It's insane. Guys like us are normal. We know how to behave, right, Sean? I mean, I don't know if I know how to behave anywhere in the time. Have you ever gotten so mad you just wanted to call someone a pedophile? No. No, no, no.

Never falsely accused of something that they're not. Ever heard. It's not funny. Right. My brain goes to like a hundred different violent acts before it goes to that. Yeah. Uh, uh, fuck. All right, Devon it was anything make you a rage recently?

Are you gonna? Anything make me rage recently? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, no, I think I would say to me pushing that guy off stage, which honestly, I got a lot of shit for it. But I've made you a rage. Yeah.

It's so damn fucking satisfying. I wish I could deal with every heckler by just knocking them the fuck out. And honestly, I got accused of assault by so many people. And that's not really like, I don't know. It doesn't, me, it doesn't plan to assault. I feel like if I was going to get accused of assaulting someone, I might as well just knock them the fuck out and really done some damage, you know what I mean?

Like if I'm going to take the charge, they might as well just go or- Yeah, if you're going to be a part of finally, you just gotta get one. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Yeah. Is that not what you bet? I'm sorry.

Yeah, I saw that. I'm like, are you guys fucking serious? You're like, I mean, I'm sure Salvo pancakes loved it. That's what he's he's gonna he's not stopping. He's like, it's he's not wanting to. Yeah, yeah, he sounds like it. You know, over there we're hoping. Yeah, I just want to say they're hoping to get back with. They took so much from us by now letting us say the F-slur, Sean. It's caused all of this. It's caused all of this. It's caused all of this to stage violence.

All those behaving in this way and in the final. Everybody's reacting in this way. Yeah, if we could say the F-slur again, the pet file would be gone. You fucking, you know, wouldn't even exist. We can't accept. Kids would get raped. Because you're not putting the idea

and people's heads all the time. Anyway, thank you for calling in. Please call in again. I enjoy talking to you. We're all drunk. We're all very drunk. And we have been for quite some time. I've been on your side of the things, mostly deaf noodles.

I know it's tough. We all just start yelling over each other. And you're like, okay, are they gonna stop at some point? So, I apologize. No, bro, I love this. You guys seem like you're just having fun. I love that. We seem like we're having fun.

That's a good couple of that. Yeah, because that's true. Yeah. We seem like we're having fun, but I'm not Carl. I was wondering. What was that? I said, I can't see you. I wish I could see you that then that way it could have like a better idea of like what's going on. But now we look horrible. We look all we all we look well Sean looks good. Sean and I look like shit. I'm fat.

Yeah. I look like Gallagher. Uh, Sally Gourdale, like Gallagher. It's not good. Gallagher, the guy who got the, the cannonballs, like Taw said is, don't, don't fucking make me with who is Gallagher. Don't, not, don't pretend like you don't know who Gallagher is. He might not. How old are you? I'm 37, but I grew up in Brazil.

I don't know who Gallagher is. Oh, Brazil. All right. Well, there you go. All right. Isn't that like the AIDS capital of the world? Jesus. It is. There's a lot of, a lot of the, bro, there's a lot of shit wrong with Brazil, man.

Like what? There's so much time, bro. Like, like, you a lot, like, what do you want me to begin? Well, the titties are on point. The Titties are on point in Brazil, though. Are they AIDS? Yeah. point. titties are on point, Brazil though. Are they? Yeah, yeah. Those girls are.

There's a lot of, there are a lot of diseases everywhere in Brazil. I mean, we had Zika, you heard of Zika. Oh, remember Zika? Yeah. The infants would get all messed up, right? Yeah, yeah, there's like, the thing is that what's really fucking shit up is there, they're like destroying a lot of the Amazon. And there's a lot of shit that's coming out of it.

You know what I mean? A lot of really like, I don't know how to describe it other than that. They're just destroying a lot of shit. There's a lot of bacteria, viruses that were just beeping there. That shit's just coming out. So it makes sense. Like mosquitoes and all this shit's morphing into these hybrids of everything. So. God. Not shit. What's wrong with Brazil? Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes and eggs. I'm just beginning of the boat. I get it man. I get it.

Do you, do you meet a lot of girls because of your fame? Yeah, that's a good question. I do, I like, I do have a pretty considerable female fan base. Nice. Oh man, how do you get that? I only have fat guys as fans. I don't know, I get fat. I guess get a six pack.

I don't know what. I drank it. Yeah. Yeah, that's like fun. You have to share. Yeah, what's like the hottest? What's the hottest fan that you fucked? Oh, I have never fucked a fan. Oh, why not? It's so funny. You say this. I mean, yeah, I heard a rage prepared for you today. Why? I prepared. Okay. What makes me a rage are these content creators who say like, yeah, my girlfriend doesn't even,

isn't even a fan of my show. She doesn't even know me from that. It's like, why not? Yeah, get rid of me. Get a hotter chick. Someone that likes you for you too. And also, it's a bullshit thing. Because even if they were in a fan of your show

and they find out you have a show in a big audience, that's attractive. To an end. So there's a reason why you, that's girl, it an inn. So there's a reason why you were this girl, it's because you have this audience and that whole thing, it's just like, yeah, she doesn't even give a show when I do like my girlfriend. My girlfriend loads up YouTube on the TV while we're doing the show,

so she can say that she watched the whole thing. That's how dedicated she is. My wife was over here with her girlfriend on Friday, and she was pretending to watch the show. The volume's not even odd. It's just there. Yeah. Dev Niddle, you never fucked a fan? Never fucked a fan.

Never. Never. You can leave, dude. We're taking it. We're taking it. Sean, try the broadcast. Okay, tell us seriously. We're not on the internet now.

I'll tell you a real. I never even hooked up or fucked a fan or anything. I don't know. You're doing it wrong. You still have time. I feel like the ghost of Christmas future. You still have time. The half noodles. I just think that they have an idea of who I am. It's just a weird thing. It's a weird parasolical thing where people have an idea of small ass.

I don't know if they would be disappointed if they met who I actually am. I'm actually. Yeah, they're going to be disappointed. Yes. Every other woman is gonna be disappointed. But you'll be disappointed too. So you're gonna be disappointed. So. Yeah. Don't ultimately. Yeah, that's ultimately why. I mean, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I have a pretty dark person out of like, I, you know, shit. Like, I know, I'm like, most gonna get a little shit. Basically, it's a line. Like a woman, they see me and think, oh, wow, this guy's handsome. Oh, I want to fuck him or whatever. But like, honestly, like, wait a minute,

that's what, that's women's first take on you. Oh, this guy's handsome. I want to fuck him or whatever. That's usually how it is like, yeah, go ahead. I'm saying, the other day I posted something. Oh, I said, the queen died. I was like, the queen's dead. I need head. Like I got like 50 DM people. Now we're like saying, I'll take care of that. Yeah. I'm going to tweet there right now. Yeah.

See that works for you. Oh, God. How long will they suspend your Twitter for? Yeah. Let me see if I get, I'll just get guys sued dick for plagiarism. The queen's dead. I need head. Yeah.

I need head. I need head. I don't see what happens. And you don't even like, like what are you afraid that the encounter will be, I don't know, will lead to nothing? Like what is the impulse to not fuck? Not afraid of that. I just like, I've dated a lot of people in my day and like, I just don't, honestly, a lot of people are women. This is also, huh? A lot of people in my day and I just don't, honestly, I'm a lot of women. This is also, huh?

A lot of people are women. Women, women, women. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here's the thing too, I just came out of two long-term relationships. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was,'m just kind of like, I've enjoying my life right now and like, honestly, I'm, uh,

I'm not the way to enjoy your life as fuck fans. No, it's not. It's no. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to weigh in on that little side. Okay. I got it, man. I've, I've, I've, I've led my whole life dating for a long, long periods of time, like seven years, whatever, four years. Yeah. Yeah, I made a whole, I've made, I've fucked up my whole life dating for a long, long periods of time, like seven years, whatever, four years.

Yeah. Yeah, I've made a whole, I've made, I've fucked up my whole life. I want to start over. You should. Honestly. Yeah. You could do better. I agree with that. Try harder. Anyway, yeah, I hear you. What's the hottest, what's the hottest DM that you get sent? Yeah. Anyone famous? See, I mean, open up Instagram right now, let's see what it gets us. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because guys are listening to this now.

Like I want to be, I want to post shit about getting head and like get DMs from women. Yeah. Like my, you know, I'm not. I need had this dumbest, I get no first step. I don't know that means I need head. What's the not to get Carl?

So I don't get over the Queen's death. I'm fucking the New Yorker over here. I'm like, it. There's one from the day ago. Oh, yesterday, 7 a.m. Spit in my mouth, Dennis. Wow. Spit in my mouth.

What does she look like? What's she, how big are her tits? Yeah, I can't see her tits. Let me see her pictures. She looks in the thing, but she said her profile picture looks hot, but you know, you can't really tell what profile picture is nowadays. Snapchat filters. Another person responded just saying, I would give you head LOL.

Oh, that's a good sign. So I did a, I react. So somebody on TikTok got offended by it and I reacted to it. I was like, yes, I do need head. Like they read my tweet in my, in such like a weird way. They were like, the Queens dead, dot, dot, dot, I need head. And I was like, yes, I do. Yes, I do. And that she was like, yes, I do. Yes, I do.

And that she was like, this is the sickest thing I've ever seen. Well, you're like nothing yet, bitch. It's not that bad. Somebody responded to it. Your wish is my command. Sean. You see, you see this? You know what? He's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, he's media, but he's doing right. It's what it's about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Spitting in his mouth. Opened up my eyes. I had no idea. This

is going on. Oh, man. Okay. We got to talk about this more next time. Yeah. Definitely calling again. Yeah. All right. Get all your DMs ready for it. That's not one of these girls for God's sake. Yeah. Yeah. We need a story. You got to be the fireman. You got to put it. I'm going to go with. I mean, I meet somebody on Tinder. If I match with somebody on Tinder, it could be a thing, but people like there's legit. You can see my replies on Twitter right now. Let me read it. I just put up a poll and you need to.

Now, don't make a video about it. Just go fuck her. That's what I'm saying. Don't, doesn't need to be content. Don't put up a poll. Give her your poll. Get there, my poll. I mean, the'm saying. Don't doesn't need to be content. Don't pull up a pull. Give her your pull. I mean, the comments are just, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, maybe in the future, I don't know, I can't say right now. I just, but I'm pretty cool just being working, I'm doing

my stand up just like, you know, talking shit and I've just said the guy relationships. It's a, it's, you just need time for yourself, you know what I mean? No. I mean, long-term relationship, maybe for you. This is Kyle Sack filter is leaving. Kyle's wife's not here, so he's living vicariously for the next 30 minutes through you. Oh yeah.

So yeah, one of my relationships was, I did get divorced. So that was a marriage. By the way, I don't know if you guys are married or divorced. The divorce is the best thing that ever happened to me, bro. Really? Best shit. Best shit that ever happened to me, bro. They say divorce is expensive because it's worth it. It's 100% worth it. How long were you married and when did you know it was over? It was seven years that we were married. And I knew it was over because she literally said it's over. That'll do it.

Yeah, it's not subtle. Yeah. So, but it was like, you know, I had this whole idea. I was like in my early 30s, I had this whole idea, bro, I'm going to be in my 30s, I'm going to be divorced. This is like, my early 30s, I had this whole idea, bro, I'm going to be in my 30s, I'm going to be divorced. This is like my life is falling apart. And like I fought for the relationship for a while and then I ended up when it didn't work.

I was just like, all right, so I just let her have the apartment. I paid all the bills, I could pay it covered the divorce, paid it for all of it. Then I moved out, found myself a new apartment, started to know, and you feel like absolute garbage, right? Because now you've essentially tied your entire life to this person, and now you have none of it. Everything you spent seven years building with them, it's all gone instantly, right? But then over the next few years, you start seeing, oh shit, I can pee and leave the toilet seat up and nobody's going to complain. So it's like little things like that.

Yeah, it's a little things. I can go and do stand up every fucking night and nobody's going to be on my ass about it. I can go and do whatever the fuck I want, whatever the fuck I want, however the fuck I want. And I have some money now to do it. Holy shit. It's a success.

It's a Cinderella story. And I have some money now to do it. Holy shit. It's a success. It's a Cinderella story. It was, Sean. It really is. Fairytale ending. Yeah, it's always. I'm so, when I tell you that I just have my two dogs and that's it. And when I'm ready to go back to dating, I'm going to go back to dating and doing that shit. But honestly, it feels like I'm like, I don't even want to say, I'm like back what I was a kid in high school.

But without my parents telling me what to do, you know what I mean? And like I get to do whatever the fuck I want, however the fuck I want to do it. And it's like, that's it. That's great. That was not a good marriage. Wow. That's where all the trad people are driving me nuts. Cause I'm like, you guys don't, you guys do not know what you're pushing and what you're

asking for. Men have been trying to marry women for thousands of years and we all fuck it up because they're horrible. God's not going to save you from that. You have to sleep with that bitch every night. There's no fucking God there. Anyway, what Sean, what are you? I'm just laughing. Don't you think it's crazy?

Like there's the trad people are like, well, you got to get married and start a family and like, yeah, that's been like, that's been the M.O. for a long time. It's a lot more complicated than that. Sure. Bro, I just, I have a bit that I've been working on about. It was a King Henry VIII or it was King Henry. He literally had to murder eight women and start his own church to give us the right to get a divorce.

Like, that's how seriously that's how I never thought of that. Henry the eighth and the other time I've been lot and the list goes on neck and neck. And neck. He got without Henry the eighth. We'd still be divorce. What? Like what do you mean? You don't want to hang around me anymore. What are you talking about? That's God says you have to do that. I don't know, maybe some guy will come along one day that says, fuck you and fuck God. Right. You know, man, he's on God.

Where we don't have to listen to women. He's like, you get back. Right? All right, Devon Little's. Thank you for calling in, buddy. Calling in, please. Guys, thank you so much. See you.

Have a good one. Good luck on all your lawsuits. Yeah, good luck. You're much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a good one. Good luck on all your lawsuits. Yeah, good luck. You're okay. Yeah. Thank you. I like that guy. Yeah, he's cool.

Yep. Vito's here. Oh, yeah. Ralph's not here. Ralph and Kaya aren't here. And they both said they were calling. Yeah, I know. I gave Kaya an hour's notice.

He told me it's like, I can't make it. He's an Arkansas or somewhere? They don't have internet in Arkansas Classic classic so much shit talking from Kaya. Let me I'm gonna tag both of them. All right, yeah Ralph still might though right? I mean Well whoever doesn't call in is a bitch. Oh Jesus. I mean that it's not my rules That's just basic. I showed up. I mean that is how the internet looks at it they, if people say they're going to do something and you know that there's like some kind of heat there.

Yeah. And then somebody doesn't call in to my show. Just by default, they, you know, the bitch, the one who showed up is the winner. Yeah. Yeah. The Ralphie toward boys, boys, boys calling to my show right now and Kaya or son. All right. There we go.

What? What do you think about that guy? and Kaya or San. All right, there we go. What do you think about that guy, John? I'm interested to see how things shake out with the lawsuits and all that kind of stuff. Just how bad he can ruin lives, you know? I like people who are doing things. Doing things, yeah. Trying to do comedy stuff. Taking action. Yeah, no, totally. Doing anything.

Doesn't even have to be like well thought out or good. Just that they're doing it. They're doing something. You're applying something by making that statement. I see. Carl, Knaisators. The whole world is full of it. I didn't say it.

Nice. I didn't say that well thought out. You did. Well, you know, I said it's a bad idea, but you might be right. You might be right. That's the future of comedy is a lot. People fucking tweet at you while you're doing your stand-up or things.

Yeah, that's funny. I might be, honestly, I don't know. I'm out of it. I guess it depends on what kind of a show you want to do. If you're like somebody who's really quick off the cuff, then like maybe that works. You can hear his accent. He's talking on the cuff.

He's talking on the cuff. Oh no, for sure. For his accent. Oh, Ralph's here. Okay, well we got Ralph. Let's see if the clock to come. Oh no, for sure. For his accident. Yeah. Oh Ralph's here. Okay, we got Ralph. All right. Let's see if Kaya shows up.

He better. I wouldn't want to be not showing up. Who's Kaya? Kaya or Son? Is he? He said he would fight Ralph anywhere, anytime. Oh, so this is going to be a boxing match, yeah. This is a hate triangle.

Is a hate. Yeah, hate triangle. Is a hate here. Yeah, hate triangle. Yeah, Kaya hates Ralph. Ralph hates Carl. I don't think Carl hates anybody. No, Carl hates everyone. I'm just a lover over there. I just think Carl doesn't seem like he's like really

really gives that part a shot. Look at this cord. Yeah, no, I see it. Can you believe that shit? Yeah, it's the day of my podcast. Look at this cord. Yeah, no, I see it. Can you believe that shit? Yeah, this, the day of my podcast, still getting shamed for that, huh? Uh, it's what good, good comedians bring it back.

We're gonna call back. There's a call back, yeah. Number two, I was a guy who were talking about this. Whatever. Jay Gutierrez says, Andriutate, hey, Dick, do you ever get upset that he complete, that Andriutate, hey, Dict, do you ever get upset that he complete, that Andriutate completely stole your doctor feel bit?

No, I want everyone to steal my doctor feel bit. Yeah, all that was why I did that. Because people we both, people we both, but you'll always get credit because somebody is gonna go, hey, you know where that came from? Like you know where that came from? Yeah, that's enough.

But I also just want the confidence and the anti-woman stuff to go to be pushed to the forefront, to be pushed to the forefront and that, for that to be in your life. So you have that in your hard. I have that in your hard podcast that Art and Your Universe, who talk by Andrew Tate and they go, you know, dick was been doing this

since Dr. Phil, playing the clips. Sure, like this has been, that's brought all of that back up to the surface again. And I knew, I knew it would be that when I did it. And I went on Dr. Phil, as long as, as long as little boys, all over the country are seeing this, their moms making them watch it

and they are like, I could say whatever the fuck. Yeah, I could say whatever I want. The word hero gets betted about a lot these days. It does, yeah. A lot of heroes out there. Yeah, thank you. But finally we have a real hero out there, man. Somebody we can tell our children to emulate. Thank you.

Tell me about Dick Masterson. Wow. Don't even tell him about it. Don't even tell him about it. He was eight foot two. And he was seven foot. He was five foot 12 inches tall. When he'd need a stank, he'd ride the cow across the coals, wipe its ass and put it on his plate.

Ooh, he hated fat women. Ooh. He never met a man who hated fat women. Like, dick bastards in the head. Wow. Man, and back in his day, they weren't even that fat. They're gonna get fatter. Right.

Oh, yes. I'm more optimistic than you. He hated him when he was a boy. They're gonna get fatter. Right. Oh, yes. I'm more optimistic than you. He needed him when he was a boy. He came out of his mama's vagina and said, somebody washed this shit off of me. Yeah. It's like with the stink wreaks. God.

Right. Yeah. Heard, heard, heard, heard. Um, always parked in pregnant women parking spots. That'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Everybody. We're doing a full show today. I was like, you were coming. You're at half time. You said you weren't coming. Yeah, I've lost 100 pounds. We got a mic for him, right? Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

I'm like, let me make sure he's got a track on. I wouldn't suck his dick. I'm just saying. If you had a gun to your head and I said suck his dick, where I'll kill you, then would you suck his dick? Yeah, so suck his dick. Let's talk about that If you had a gun to your head and I said suck his dick, where I'll kill you, then would you suck his dick? Yeah, suck his dick. Let's back up from that.

What if I do you get ten bucks? That's like ten on the scale. No, not ten bucks. If you don't show us up, it really calls a guy hot. I just said he was a good-looking, probably. Yeah, it's because I don't have like fans DMing me. The only thing I get is a bunch of fem boys being like, you want to see my new thigh eyes.

I don't want to deal with this You have it there guys. Yeah, they are guys. It's so much easier to navigate. Yeah And I also tell them like no because half there's like 50% chance This is like somebody trolling me and you're just gonna post it on the fucking right it like I could fished veto Like you post on kiwi farms fucking right it. Like I catfished Vito. Like you post on Kiwi Farms and like, whoops. Oh, he doesn't act out because he thinks he might get catfish.

Not because it's a dude. Yeah, exactly. That's what you're saying. All right. Cars though. Fuck it. Yeah, I don't want to deal with it. All right.

Put that mic. Keep that much. Should we talk to Ralph now or do you want to hear about this fat guy? I want to get caught in the second. Should we talk to Ralph or? Or do you want to hear about this fat guy? I want to get caught in the second. Should we talk to Ralph or hear about a fat guy? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just talked to Ralph. Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, are you there?

I want to just take a piss. I am here. How you doing? How you doing? We have your mortal enemy, Carl, who's been talking a lot of shit before you came on. I don't know if you heard any of that. Carl's been saying that he wants to fight you. That's not true.

You spawn board. Where, is that him doing that? Cause I don't ever watch his trashy shows. I can't do it. Oh. That's another one too. I like when people go like, his show sucks and I've never listened to it. Like, well, can't be bothered.

I've never listened to your show. So you can't do both of those things. This show sucks. I never listen to it. Yeah, because my taste is very great and I will listen to it. Oh, right. I don't mind. Okay. Why are you guys fighting back for that car?

You got a soundboard effect for that, buddy. Fuck you. Oh, yeah. That was getting for that buddy. Oh, yeah That was I thought he did oh, sorry now he played at Al Pacino going fuck you I don't know if I have it routed I don't know if I have my sound Like Carl's funny, so this is really gonna detract from the segment Where are you guys fighting? Well, it's the only way Carl's funny. So this is really going to detract from the segment So I don't know

Yeah, I don't know I met Carl in person. I had nothing like I don't know we didn't have any beef and he brought this Can I say certain words on here? I don't know what I'm allowed. Well, you can't say the N word right YouTube rules are the actual you can't say the F's there. Okay. I can't say there. Okay, I can't say. Well, we brought this stalker from Kiwi Farms, named Kaya, who I never, in my life, which Carl seemed to think I was lying about, but I don't follow those people and never had heard of the official podcast, had no idea who this guy was. Well, I know Kaya from the Dickshow. He called it a Dickshow a long time ago. He did, yeah. I mean, you're a fan of the Dickshow, He called it a Dixho a long time ago. He did, yeah.

I mean, you're a fan of the Dixho, right? What are you a fan of Ralph? You're a fan of the Dixho, right? I'm a fan of myself and I can make it my way. Cool, but I'm a fan of myself. That's fun. Yeah, I didn't see that. I didn't see that.

I didn't see about one out of every 10 Dixho episodes actually, because I'm usually working. It's pretty good. That's not bad. Thanks. That's more than, yeah, that's more than Sean, probably. Cool. But no, I didn't know who he was. And actually, I heard about it because of,

well, hold on, I'm going to change my language here. Fan-fix farms instead of my usual word that I use there. And so they're like, oh, Carl, Carl's talking shitting, launched this attack with Kayah. And I'm like, who is Kayah? talking shitting, launched this attack with Kaya. And I'm like, who is Kaya? Like I have no idea who this guy is. So I didn't, I didn't even respond to it. I didn't listen to it.

I was like, whatever, like this is bait, fuck this. Right. And so because clearly like, it's just a stop to his audience. His audience, a lot of them are fucking, and I'll kiwi spurgs in the first place. Who's audience are we talking about now? Who's audience? Mine, I'm, who's not in the trash. Mine, I'm yours.

Yeah, yeah, yours. Right. And so I was like, whatever, I'm not gonna respond to it, it's not even worth my time. Correct. And then I saw Kaya went on the official podcast, which again, I didn't know about,

but I heard, you know, people were like, hey, this podcast is talking shit about you. That's how I hear about things. Sure. And so he went on there and I'll actually watch that And we watch it on air and it's like this guy is clearly fucking just completely obsessed with me in a very Strange way just like some of these obsesses on Obsesses on Kiwi farms which he is one of those people so I guess it makes sense I'll tell you obsessed he is with you Ethan. I do have them to come on the show and he's like, I don't have time right now.

He's real obsessed with it. He's afraid. He's afraid. Obviously. Well, he challenged, he said, he told Ralph, he told Ralph specifically to call into his show. And then he pretended like he never said that. I saw it. I saw that. I want to see Ralph and Kaya on the official podcast. Yeah, that'd be great. Well, he did three weeks of shows about me. So he must care a little bit.

And he went on your show. So that's for dedicated. It was his idea. It actually was his idea. We broke down your thing with Mr. Mediker. I believe that. Yeah, he's very impressed with me. I could, I can certainly, I don't doubt that at all.

I didn't ever heard this guy before in my life. I guess maybe he's a, you know, maybe he's just a Kiwi farmer and he somehow latched onto my section or whatever. I really don't know, you know, where this came from. And then once I saw he did that, it's like, well, Carl brought this guy on. It wasn't, you know, to poke fun or to have a laugh. He brought a guy on to do a fucking hit piece about me.

Who is? Do you know what the forward of my show is, dubby? Are you kidding me? Do you think that what I do is try to get people pissed off? Like, we do it right away. We do a row show. Well, yes, that's definitely what it's a row show. We expect, dude, you have a show.

Like, make fun of me back if you want I did I know we forgot to bro just like I'm gonna give him a good show deal It was forgettable. It's fine I was looking for mentions where I mean you had you know, talk about it a couple months ago, and then I saw that you'd been on my show like two years ago. I was like, okay, well, he has actually been on the show, but I forgot whatever. So just to clarify, for those of us who are kind of on the outside a little bit, is that Carl has a show. And he roasted, what was it? The Medicare thing or was it the kill stream?

To kill stream and then Kyaya brought in the Medicare thing. Okay, was that two separate episodes? No, it was all one bonus show on our page. It was one bonus Ralph sent for sure. Oh, you made money off Ralph. Yes, someone's got to. I made two times. I did.

What are you talking about? I know, but you're the most successful editor in that troll app, right? I'll make way more money than you do. Like guarantee. No one who makes what money says they make a lot of money. I can guarantee you that. Wait, Trump says he makes money a lot of money all the time. Yeah, so I'm not gonna make off here as guaranteed.

I mean, it's not even possible. Cool. Is that true? Is that true? I mean, yeah. I don't care. So I don't know what that says. You don't care. I'm doing't know what that says. You don't care.

I'm doing fine. I'm doing very well. I mean, you know, you brought it up in the first place, Carl. I mean, it seems to be a talking point for you. So yeah, it's all I talk about. So I was money people make. I'm really not. It's all I'm ever talking about.

Well, you just now talked about it and brought it up. No, I didn't bring it up. Somebody just got a big. Dick says that I was making money up because it was a patron show. That was the job. That's what I said. That was the joke. I didn't come on. I'm glad that you did. I feel like that because Kaya asked me to do a show and he didn't tell me it was a bonus

episode. I did that too on the official podcast. He brought me out for a bonus show. I'm like, it's kind of, you're kind of raping my fans a little bit though, but little shitty. Yeah. Yeah. Is that a big podcast? Yeah.

It's got critical on it. So that Kaya guy, he's like on that show. Yeah, he has a big reach. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Ralph, weren't you supposed to go on the official podcast at some point and talk shit to those guys? No.

It actually Kaya himself. I was like, you're welcome to come on. Dada, Dada, Dada. And then I went on Twitter and was like, okay, when are we going to do it? And then it became, oh, no, you can welcome to come on, and then I went on Twitter, and was like, okay, when are we gonna do it? And then it became, oh no, you can't actually come on the show. I don't want you to spit your right opinions to everybody. It's a big guy impression. I give that, there's way too fast.

I just don't want opinions to people. You know, I know Carl gets checks from Planned Parenthood and stuff like that for his show, et cetera. So I guess he gets along a lot better with guy than I do. But we are very lucky. We didn't show it. He's podcasting. He got me there.

Thank you. It's bad now. She is. He's there. It's too. You're going to start wearing the pink pussyhead next car. Oh, yeah. I don't know.

Anyway, he he backed out of it. So that was just. that wasn't me trying to force my wish. I wish I would call it. I'd love to hear his explanation for that. No, he's an Arkansas. They don't have internet. I was kind of fucked up. Yeah. I don't know. He said even type slowly back. He said, I'm in Arkansas. I come out. He doesn't worry because I could just have an idea. I can't not care for that. That's what happened with that. Karl, children know more languages than you. Good point. Learning a language is something that women respect. Then his assistant message me last week. Who's assistant? Kai hasn't assisted?

Sounds like it's very successful. Wow. Yeah. Oh, well, I mean the students still have to write that for. You're such a f***ing man. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Anybody can have an assistant online. You know how many of these motherfuckers work for real. I know. He's a one off just keep moving. Keep going. Cause it's a research. You know what happened?

You're not funny. I don't know what to say. It's fine. So Ralph, you were beefing with Kaya and then Kaya went to Carl and did a whole show with him about you. So this kind of started with Kaya, right? Not Carl. I don't know, but you know what they did behind the scenes with the planning of their show. Now he said Kaya was the one who came. I don't know, but what they did behind the scenes

with the planning of their show. Now he said Kaya was the one who came out the idea or whatever, like I don't know. I mean, that's not, I don't know. I didn't even say anything about it until he did his own segment. Then I was like, okay, this is obviously some guy who fucking hates me, right? And he brought this guy on to fuck with me.

That's why I was like, and I know him in real life. I mean, we're not friends or anything, but me and Carl have actually met each other. He's been on my shelf. I know. He could easily send a message and said, hey, yeah, you know what, we're about to go in or, you know, just go in.

Yeah, but I did that and Kaya didn't show up. Yeah. I mean, that's the, it's not how somebody behaves that, you know, wants to be cool. I mean, that's just like, if you want to, I'm trying to say a funny story about that, Ethan. It's me, then that's a good way to do it.

I don't know what to say. It's really easy. So I told you on Twitter, I told you don't take it personally. We roast people show. I've roasted the dick show, we're friends. It's all good. Yeah, but that's like a real way to make someone really annoyed if don't take it personally.

Okay, so I want you to look at it. How about this fucking person? Ethan goes, he didn't reach out to me. You know what I reached out to? I reached out to Dick. I go, dude, I think it's cool. If I goof out of Ethan's show, and he went, yeah, it gives a shit.

I mean, it's an expression. You just like did like so much. You got this extra dude on. Like, it's not like you're doing it and good fun. Like, there's two different things. Oh, it was a response. You got to stick. Yeah, it was a different thing. Like, was going to be a yes or a no answer. He said go to an open door.

Yes. Yeah. Come for it. If he had made you aware, he was going to do the show. He said, Hey, Ralph, we're going to roll this. Okay. Or also, it's the, it's the cast that he had on. I mean, like at first, it's like, okay, I didn't respond. Yeah. And watch is like whatever. Okay. Because it's the it's the cast that he had on. I mean like at first it's like okay, I didn't respond. Yeah, and it watches like whatever. Okay, because it's it's obvious people are trying to get me rolled up like the people who don't like me are already, you know, putting this shit out there. There's people who don't like you. Yeah, no, I didn't know. There's all this stuff.

They're like, oh Ralph, you won't respond. It's like, yeah, I'm not gonna respond. Whatever. I'm not gonna, I didn't even listen to it. Whatever. Don't even want to get upset. Who gives a fuck? And then I hear his segment on the official podcast. And it's like, okay, well, this guy clearly has some kind of deep seated grudge against me, right? Like this dude's obsessed with me. So it changes the whole tenor of what it was in my mind. You know what I mean? Like it's more of a, it's more of a hit rather than it was in my mind. You know what I mean? Like it's more of a hit rather than a roast in my mind. You know what it is? It's the boy who pulls the girl's hair. Like he obviously likes you.

Kyle likes Ralph. Yeah, I think that too. I'm trying to get his attention. Yeah. Well, yes, you know, that was another actually agree with you there because another thing was just fucking get it over with. Why don't you just unblock me on Twitter? Like that was like his main thing. Like for me to unblock him on Twitter like that was like his main thing like for me to unblock him on Turra's like okay, and then I unblocked him and was like when are we doing the show and of course he backed out on that But yeah, I don't know it's weird anyway his assistant before I was Hey Ralph Ralph wait, can you believe the deaf noodles doesn't fuck fans did you hear that part? I saw that and I have to disagree with them.

Although, I also heard your response at one point. It can be a downside ever. Everyone's on the way. Yeah, it's only a downside. Every interaction I've had with any woman on the planet in my entire life has made me worse off. So, you know, it's going to be bad, but I don't know. You know it's gonna be bad, but I'm compelled like a pussy addict to do.

I think the show is still surprised by things that you say. I just fucking know. It's not what he said. I know. Because he knows all of them. That's why he's like, God, damn he's Ryan. Sorry, go ahead. I got a couple of kids out of the deal.

So I guess that's that's a positive maybe depending on what is you Right, they're rehearsed now. They're cursed now to walk the same earth that we have. Oh, no, his assistant message me And was trying to put together a boxing match Yeah, which talked about in his show before and she messaged me and I was like, I don't know like what's the how big is I mean, I don't even know. I mean, do like Turkish tricks on you, like the same man from new from bunch out. Like, yeah, we're at the urban with a glowing jewel to let you know in the street. They were talking like they just wanted to meet up, like meet up, meet up somewhere.

They're like, he's in the US. You can just meet up somewhere and fight like dude, no, like I don't have anything, I mean, he went on air and talked shit about me, but it's kind of like, I still don't have any real animosity against him because it's like, in my mind, it's kind of manufactured, right? I know he's been thinking about me for a while, but you know, with Warisky or some of these other people, PPP, all these losers or whatever. Like it makes sense for me to have Anomosti against them to maybe want to fight them or whatever,

but for me to just be fired up to fight this guy, I mean, I'm not. So the idea of just like meeting up in a gym or something and fighting him is dumb. A gym is crypto-date to the Ralph, is the way he's going to a gym. Yeah, well, I'm not a guy, man. What is this thing you call a guy?

Oh, no. Never. It's so funny. Oh, man, you are really hilarious. Thanks, brother. You are the funniest guy. Appreciate it. I mean, not calling you all.

Not so lame that you had to bring your own sound board to somebody else's studio. I'm going to pull that ice out for my show. Ro say that hilarious. You're making a fucking comedic plot to somebody else's studio. I'm gonna pull that ice out for my shot. We'll say that. We're bringing a fucking comedic plot to somebody else's studio because you're so funny that you're the one who's talking. This is bullshit.

Yeah, he's talking. I can't fucking take it. Yeah, I got the little ring. Yeah, I got one too, buddy. It's pretty sad, man. Yeah, I know. It's pretty sad. I like sound boards. What can I say? Really? Well, I do agree Ralph. They do in terms of the list of talks. I was gonna say in terms of the list of people, I think Ralph would fight.

Coyote does not seem to be one of the top guys. Yeah, I think we win. Who do you think we win? I think that's what I do you think we win? I think we win. I think that's what I who had rather fight honestly. Well, yeah, you said you know where I live. So I assume that you might you were going to come up and beat me up. I know.

I know. I know. Your wife is from my hometown. I know. That's correct. Would you fight? Would you fight Ralph Carl? No, I'm not looking for a fight.

We do we do a Rome style show. We make jokes. Would you fight someone's wife? We might be from the same town. Dixie to start something here. I don't want to fight you. I didn't do anything. I just got you guys on the phone again. That's your, um, I don't. It does sound like you may have organized some sort of a hit with Kaya on Ralph. If you say so, I mean, that was from saying that you and then Kaya didn't show. That is his show. You know this is a show.

When I'm doing a show with someone, I asked my co-host, what show do you want a roast? Vito, you know that. And you tell me, is there a show you want a roast? Kaya said, yeah, I want to do this thing with Ethan Ruff. Great. Let's do it. That's what I do. I'm not like zooming in on one person specifically.

I do it on the opposite of every week. No Ralph, maybe Carl didn't know the extent of Kaya's duplicitousness. I'm just saying maybe Carl's an innocent bystander. I see you guys see it up. Maybe, but look, do you see what I'm saying though? It's like it's one thing if Carl and you know his buddy or somebody else are on there And they're picking apart my show and look I make fun of myself all the time. It is what it is. Yeah This guy just he just will not let me talk

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Go ahead.. He's such a dumb liquor shame. Don't like a shame. DDoS. Don't say it. No, don't be like you're too drunk for talking. I didn't say that. Wow. He's the same thing with deaf noodles like that, you know, just talking over the guy the whole time like stepping on his lines like it's annoying.

You come down on the episode. You and that interview. You're cruel. God damn. Don't worry. I was the episode while you're on the episode. I'm gonna get you, Carl. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I also call were you aware that Ralph had such a big beef with kaya? No, I had no beef with the guy. That's the thing like this is all new Yes, I didn't know anything. I didn't even know who kaya was before that episode I didn't really know who he was then they're like oh kaya orson or whatever is on there talking about Ralph I'm like who's that whatever that's another reason I'm really responding as I was like whatever I don't even care. And then when I, you know, later on with the official podcast, it's like, oh, this guy's got some kind of fucking

DC to grudge against me. Like, it's, I don't know. But no, I had no beef against him. I'd never talk to him, never even heard of him. In Kai's defense, there's a pretty long with some people who don't like Ethan Ralph. He's not the only guy. Yeah, there's no, like, you know what I mean?

Like, I had no dealings with him whatsoever. Like, I don't know, it's weird. And then you had a couple people on there. I don't know, that was about a month or two ago. This, I think he was Irish. I don't know, I didn't listen to the episode. I was, I was, yeah, I was sort of an Irish man. I was a show.

I was a show. And he came on your show and tried to say that I had backstabbed Revenge of the Sizz, which was absolutely untrue So you're spreading fake news on you for being fake news on your show. Yeah, I tell me to come out and lie about people That's what I do why If you could lie about Ethan Ralph that beat really help us out a lot So I don't really give a fuck what you tell me do a lot I know this is the hot gas show,

and I probably shouldn't break down the fourth wall, but do internet feuds matter at all to anyone? Is this really a real thing? What do you, what do you mean? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm going to kill you if he sees you.

I think he'd be beloved. They not only cost me a lot of money, but they built me a house. What do you mean? Do you internet feuds matter? That's why, that's why, that's why, what's the, do why I'm proud of this. Do you think it's right? This is the hot gosh show. I got it. I can break the fourth wall down. But all right. Well, Ralph, I think you're being unfair. Carl can't control what his guests say on the show. And he doesn't

have every information about what's going on. So he has to take them at their word. But if you want to correct the record, now you're doing it now. Yeah. There's not the way it works. I can't believe I'm showing up. I know, it's too bad. Yeah, but that's like, I mean, there were already people running with that on Twitter. He brought these other dudes on to talk shit about me. I don't know. It's like whatever. Do you have the video of Andy Worsky getting knocked out?

Because I really want to see that on this show. I got a show. Yeah, I got a show, Sean. Sean, you remember Andy Worsky? Yeah. Uh, I put up a cut on my channel. I always have trouble putting a face to the name. I want Ralph's like the official Ralph cat because he's been seen by like six million people. I've got a fair enough give or take. Do you? Does he break down the fighter? Right

Never seen My god So I know he's been on the show. I'm trying to remember what does he what what what what positions does he take what he was built positions to see by me Who's like everybody else he's offended that I'm not offended by cuties. I mean that's it. That's it. Yeah Yeah, you can't lost his mind. Everybody wants everybody wants to build an audience based on me not caring about cuties Right what I care about is hatred of women, the federal reserve, actual problems. Right? Yes.

So, Andy Worsky, he got, he got duped into fighting this, this Filipino, this fat Filipino guy by Kim Star, a guy, a guy who tried to dup Ralph into doing it for like, like, he told, he, Kimstar gets on the internet. He's like, you know, guy like out of fighting background. I mean, he's got a couple fights under his belt. What Filipino does he's doing? I mean, yeah, boxing before that too. Yeah, he's got a little boxing before that.

He's got previous, he's been in the ring before. So here's why it's funny because Kimstar says, oh, you're going to get $100,000 for this fight. And anyone with it, yeah, right? Like from where? Like, I'm going to see a trail. We're actually believe this money is coming to me. They don't understand like, well, how much would you do it for?

Like, I'm like $3,000. Like, well, that's what you're gonna get there, like, if that. So this is after derailing his show for months, like pretending to train and talking about, like, they do this thing. These guys, these influencer boxers, they do this thing where they're like pretending that they're dating, like, oh, I just, I respect,

like, they pretend like they're each other's dads. Oh, dad, I just respect you so much for this fight. I would suck your cock if I, but I respect you too much. It's just like training for this has been like the most fucking intense sparta moment in my life. There's just nothing more, there's nothing more for a man, but doing a pretend boxing, like it's so, it's so fucking gay. Anyway, here's the fight.

I guess, oh, and here goes the cut. Yeah, there's the dishonest one and then here's the one with my commentary over it too. I was so proud of commentary. I don't want to throw out the commentary. I was going to say that. He's the best. Okay, Tom's positive. Yeah, let's go.

I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. There was also, I think it was like, Daily Mirror or something, I had like this big article that was like, how he changed from an alt-right extremist into a fighter like anymore. He's trying to overcome his past and I was like, what the fuck? Sean, you're not going to want to blink. Okay.

Watch the Cinderella story. Watch the Cinderella story. It's just a Cinderella story. So by run before it gets good, just see it out. Yeah, sure. Here is, I'm going to make sure I have everything cute up because if you notice this is only a minute 34 of a clip Here you go. Is this the one with Ralph? Yeah, turn it up

Oh, yes, like a little packy. Yeah fucking storm Oh Bro for seconds how many people are there to watch that Wasn't saying let me pack that house The last one just knocked him over he was Okay, it's the good. Ah! Ah! Ah! The last one just knocked him over. He was out. He was out. He could have given a light tap. Ah!

Ah! He's already broken. There he is. He's out. He's out. He's out. Oh, God! I want to hear that punch out, sound.

You didn't hit him as hard as he could have with that one. Yeah, I did. You did. No, the last shot was just a bad. Yeah, put that punch out sound. He could have with that. Yeah. The last shot was just a bad. Put that star sound in. Would it? I think you can almost see the hesitation. He thought he was going to fall off the first couple. And then he did.

He's like, oh, I'll give you a little. Yeah. The fourth shot of that combination. He felt bad about the favorite thing for me was after the fight. The this salt poppy guy is dancing and swan. Yeah. Or she just looks like this is this is the worst day I will ever experience. I'm going to go back on YouTube now.

Yeah. That's the later. Has he has even been back on set? No, he hasn't even addressed the fight. He hasn't even come on. I've been like, yeah, I got the fucking lights knocked out of it. I think that's what I'm going to have, but he just hasn't even done his show. That's the whole point of influencer boxing is to increase your number.

You're not going to win a title like what the fuck? Oh, you're not going to get a lot of followers when you get knocked out of four seconds. The guy who profited the most who got the most exposure and like feel goods about it was Ethan Ralph. Yeah. The winner is Ethan. What you with the rig and tell your hand down.

It's all year. I don't know. I made a lot of money. I thought it was probably more than more ski because it's a money. Okay. Is there a? Well, who's calling money car?

That's right with money. You're shooting on money a lot. Actually, people who bring it up. I got a lot of money. You never make a lot of money. I don't fucking it. It should be brought up more. Yeah. Me. Actually, people who bring it up I got a lot of money You never make a lot of money

I don't fucking it. It should be brought up more. Yeah, all right. Yeah, me, Vito, Sean, we're all making tons of money over here. Are you making money or what? I'm not making any money. We're trying to inspire the layman on the ground, you know, it takes out his plowman's launch.

I was waiting to make up this. Because you make too much. You make too much. You make way too much. You guys don't think I deserve the amount of money I make up. Because you make too much. You make way too much. You guys don't think I deserve the about a money. I was clearly better than yours. That's fine. I don't know about that.

Thank you. We're more charismatic. That's true. We have better songs. We're more charismatic. We're just fucking with you. Okay, I guess Kai is not calling in. Well, is there anything that we can, is there anything we can do to talk you guys into

a friendship? Carl, let's, let's, uh, become best buds. No, I think we could, uh, mend things a little bit. What do you think, Ralph? What would it, what if Carl apologized for his, for his general? What if he did? What if car apologize for conspiring with Kaya. He doesn't have to apologize. I'm not going to apologize for anything I said about him.

You shouldn't you should. You should. What if Ralph Apollot were to apologize? I can't. I'm from the new field. Apollogy down. Hey Ralph, what do you think about Kiwi Farms getting deleted? I love it.

I think it's hilarious. I hope it stays on. Yeah, that's kind of amazing to me that that happened. Me too. What happens is unstoppable. Not that I've spent one minute on Kiwi Farms, but I know of its reputation and who, you know, what it does and what it's, you know, here's the thing. Here's my thing with Kiwi Farms.

Josh, sorry, no, null has explicitly said he's in support of CDA230 because it guarantees the existence of a site. And I think CDA230 is the worst thing that has happened to speech and technology and business on the internet. Like it's, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad. America relies on the courts. Like that's why America's good, because the courts exist and you have a right to like seek a redress for crimes that have been done to you. And they've been operating in a state of a rejection of the courts.

Like I like free speech and all, but you can't say Vic Lasagna, like Vic Mignon have has a right to sue, Johnny Depp has a right to sue and then say, well, you guys can't get sued. So that's where, like, that's where they're at. Like, she really just took, Kethel's just really just took the, the playbook of, well, okay, well, you're going to call people that I do business with. I'm gonna do that too. How do you like that? Well, I'm trying to fuck up. I know I'm supposed to talk about money, but fuck up people's money, get them kicked

off YouTube, let's report them on Twitter. I couldn't tell you how many posts I've seen. I hate to be farmed. I hate that shit. Yeah, it's so bad. And I told, I told no last time I called in. The internet famous board will be the end of the site. And I think it is.

Like it's the same thing with low tags. God rest his soul. It was stop letting these fucking lunatics on your side. The internet famous board brought so many people who just mindlessly hate and see and froth over guys like Ralph and Kethel's who are not fun, who don't get it, who don't bring any money in. Josh was even chastising those guys.

He's like, you guys, stop shitting on these nobody. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it was way too late. It's too late. It's not real. Yes, exactly. Yeah, it's like, why are you doxing and swatting random streamers for no reason? Like just leaving the fuck alone.

What does that do for you? What does that do for you? The first thing the first thing Nol said when he called in is, well, if it's funny, it stays. And I fucking promise you, what they're doing, Kethel's is not funny. Oh, correct. Well, I mean, I guess is, I mean, how funny is it? The funny part is that they keep making her more money.

I'm like, what are you retarded? Like, every time you get caught, it gets $50,000. I'm like, what are you, an idiot? Like, why are you helping her? Destroy the site that you like. You're just giving her more ammo. They picked this fight though. Yes, they did.

I mean, like, this wasn't, Kethel's was in a war with destiny and, you know, involved with that. And then, you know, I guess, like this wasn't Kethel's was in a war with destiny and you know involve with that and then You know, I guess filmmakers and other people had made some streams But Josh decided to do a stream like just on Kethel's one week And go through that and put it on his YouTube. Well that got attention from Kethel's like you know what I mean Like you started it's like a few you start himself in the foot a million times It's like a few you shot himself in the foot a million times You're estimated who you were going up against and you got 100% underestimated I'm like you have a young you know passable

Trance girl lady who's very good at playing a victim crying on camera and going on my life is dangerous I was Powered Oh my god wouldn't you coral? She's always that's period That's a constant period. That's my dream. That woman that's always on her period. I would fuck that.

She's the fucking victim for a time. That fucking dilating shit. I don't want to get my dick in there. Yeah, that's what I would say. We don't need that at all. I have always been with her. We have blood. So gross.

What's gross about love? It's love. It's like when you're reaching down, because the hole's supposed to be down a little bit further, the hairy legs. That's actually a guy. Yeah, good fight. But when the hole is like up higher than it's supposed to be, that's a turn off, right? That would make your dick live.

Does it have the holes up higher than it's supposed to be? My dick goes left for it. Wait, all the time. All right. Actually up higher? Yeah. My dick goes left for Wait All right, actually a pyre yeah Cuz I Taint so they have to push you I don't know what's going on

What do you know you love this shit? Yeah, cuz it's where the penis is Even when I was cool as a medicare when he did that how the sausage is my video I can't watch it I can't watch a video. I can't watch it. It's so gross. I made it in two seconds into that video and I was like, I do not want to watch the same thing.

I made it in two, like three times and I'm like, I'm never watching this again. Instead, he watched the War Ski fight. Yeah, I got more of that fight. I got better things to do with my two seconds fight. Yeah, you know, it's bad technique. I think he would last longer against like Mike Tyson than that Evade him Around the little bit you wouldn't just get back of cornering

The hands were like yeah, yeah And he showed up at a gunfight He was afraid to know you got it. He was a proxy to bring a Anything to I mean to even put a jab out there to keep him from walking in like that Right, I mean at least keep him at length even if you just even if you just hold it out there. Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's a bug bag. Yeah It's like and then saw pop you can tell how you know, he's just smooth and loose with it and just you know Drops his ass Okay, so you got are you and Ralph friends it and just, you know, drops his ass.

Okay, so you got, are you and Ralph friends now? Yeah, I think we're busties. Ralph, I'm sorry. No. Okay. When's your birthday? I want to send you a card. September 20th actually. Cool. All right, good.

That's what guys do, right? What's your daughter's birthday on the day of your daughter's birthday? March 20th. That's the Godfather's set. Yeah, what do we go with it? March, it's wedding. What? You know, right. Sure your daughter's birthday. March 20th. That's the Godfather says. What do we go with it? It's wedding. All right, sure it's birthday.

It's a boy she's doing it. It's a day of my daughter's abortion. It's a boy she is. Or the world. Did you know that I was almost on all the planes for 9-11? Yeah. I heard a little something about that last night. Yeah.

They asked me to fly one of the planes. And I said no at the last night. That's smart. They are the airline and I said no at the last night. Smart. They are the airline. The Saudis? No, no, no. I think when they asked you to fly it, I kind of brown the beard came up. Well, it's too bad for me.

I didn't want to call in. I know. I mean, I was trying to set up a fight with me. I told them I wouldn't do it, like just, you know, some goof, you know, it has to be an actual event. I told them they have to let you go on the you know, some goof, you know, it has to be an actual event. I told them they have to let you go on the podcast before you do a fight. What is this? Yeah, that's part of it.

They should put that out there, right? Yeah. I didn't do that. I love that Kaya has like literally no pull on his own show. Like, yeah. Like, the other guys are like, no, we're not having a party. Yeah, like he was running his mouth. Yeah.

And then they're just like, well, no, we're not. They're like, what was a fun little segment we did, but we're not going to have to make this out. We want to throw a video game. That's what we do here. Can I wear like a Ralph shirt? No. You'll show off.

You'll show off. I've roasted the official podcast, too. That shows sucks. So to see it all rough. Well, they mysteriously stopped talking about me after I made a thing and I'm back and out of the invitation. So yeah, because it's embarrassing for them. That's why.

That's what I mean. I think I'm actually out there while they don't do it. They would make a lot of money out of it. Like, I don't know. It doesn't really, like, they would have all the advantage, right? Like, I don't know. Dude, those guys, so the official podcast is a big pocket, they've had big celebrities on and they suck at interviewing them,

they get all nervous. Oh, really? And tongue tied with celebrities. We goofed out of pretty hard actually. We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you.

We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you.

We got you. We got you. We got you. We got you. We goto. Yeah, I did impression of him. It's really weird how he talks, but the world's largest dildo collection. I don't know if you saw that. And he did a video. I still, I mean, I'm assuming this is true, but about how he used to have to ask his parents for permission to masturbate. We critical said all this. Yes. You're going to ask your parents to match me. I just started at the dinner table. It's about forgiveness. Not for mission.

That's what I'm using. These videos I've ever seen. I'm not kidding. Yeah, we watched it. And it's it's bizarre. And I mean, I guess it could be a joke, but he told it like it was real. Like I don't think it is. He seemed pretty serious about it. He's one of those guys. I think it's popular just because you could put them on and not pay attention to anything he's saying. It's almost like an ASMR conversation. I put on an ignore. Yeah, just drawn. Wasn't he a video game guy? Yeah, I think it's how much I was just. All right. Let's go. Goodbye, Raoul. Thanks for coming in. Goodbye.

All right, guys. Later. Carl Pluggish stuff, please. Who are these?com is where you can find the links to all of our socials, all of the episodes that we have? We have a Patreon that we've talked about. But most importantly, we're going to be live in Detroit September 30th, live in New York City, October 15th. Bytickets come out. What's hanging out?

It's going to be a good time. I got to go. I got to piss. Sean. Can I see you again? You too. No voicemails. No voicemails. I'll go piss, Sean. We'll see you again. You too. No voice, man. No voice. I'll go see the bitch.

It's gotta piss that bad. Hold on. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. All right. My God, I take part.

I can't see fucking those short stories where I'm not as profoundly disturbing. Let's read an advice, Vito. We got advice here. Hey, Dick and Shwan. Long time listers since episode one, never got around to listen to the biggest problem. Since I can't handle Maddox's nails on the chalkboard sounding voice. Yeah.

It's weird. I go back and try to listen to those old episodes. I can't anymore. I used to enjoy it. I'm a 19 year old Australian in Queensland studying at one of the biggest universities in the country. Due to the distance from my home, I live at a college on campus.

Here's where my point begins. All right, we got the backstab. Okay, very good. I've had social anxieties that I was young college on campus, here's where my point begins. All right, we got the backstab. Okay. Very good. I've had social anxieties that I was young and have been well aware of it the whole time. The big issue is that when I go clubbing with friends, no matter how pissed, which is drunk,

I get, I can never get over the anxiety and make moves on a girl on the dance floor as many other guys do. Can I just stop right there? That's probably a good thing. Yeah, this is what you're gonna do. Yeah. Well, if you're pissed, you're gonna hit on a girl, don't.

Yeah, well, but he still can't do it. So I will say that clearly drinking isn't working for you. Yeah, I've tried everything. Drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking. I mean, if he's, I'm trying to drink, I'm trying to drink. I'm trying to drink, I'm trying to drink. I'm like, liquor, I try drinking vodka. I've heard you show before, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, if he's, ifash really quick. There's a 19 year old guy in Australia, super bad social anxiety. He's always had, he goes to clubs with his friends.

He gets pissed drunk, but he still can't make any moves on women on the dance floor. Kill him, Sal, you should kill yourself. No, that's not the advice. I see. All right, so I'll see you next week. Pick it up from there. I see it happen right before my eyes,

and all I can do is wander in my tipsy state. How do they do it? As I, as it happened tonight, watch a crush of mine make out with another dude from the same college. Oh, no. Did we add to my mediocrity setting in as all the five-dollar gin and tonics

and all the pre-drinks I knocked back, fade away, am I dancing, grinds to a halt? So it soaps them up. Yeah, that's a painful dude. Shifru, grind to a halt, so it's soaps him up. Yeah, that's like a painful, dude, shifru, that's like a, as I took the train home, I confronted myself about these inadequacies of mine. The inability to seal the deals. I was like, Nietzsche, yeah, right?

Yeah. Get it on with a complete stranger and even finally lose my virginity, always a virgin too. Logically, he's 19, that's fine. That's true. It is, it is, era, these kids don't fuck. You should be fucking behind nine years old. Okay, well that's why we get in trouble.

Logically, or as logical as I am at the time of writing this, my mind went to the guy I listened to for hours on and during my nights spent working to pay college rents, stocking the shelves. Dick, I work out right, Gurley, daily now. Wow. I'm growing seriously confidence, growing confidence in my body image,

but for the life of me, I can't get with the girls. I can't get with girls on the fly, no matter how drunk, no matter how drunk. All right, can't be a living out. I can't get a living out. I can't be a living man. No matter how drunk I get, no matter how loud. He does listen to you. He does listen to you.

How very flirits, because he doesn't think he deserves it. He doesn't think he's, so I think he's good enough to do it. I'll finish this up. And he's like, you gotta listen, you gotta listen, you gotta trick them into talking to you. I mean, look, much more to just, you can learn by road, you know, like just by listening to like, dick or something, but it's like, if it goes off script, then you're fucked. What was the end of it?

All right, so just real quick, much love to Sean, give him a big ol' smooch formula. I got you on that one, buddy. And then PS, I apologize for the drunken ramblings, but to be honest, I probably wouldn't have emailed you to any other state. Right. So we can email a drug, but not pick up checks.

So here's what you do, get drunk and then do all your emails, and then get sober and pick up checks. That's my advice. Well, you don't have to be, you don't have to pick people up at the club. Now you have so many electronic options and... What? That's comfortable. What are you talking about?

You gotta pick up women anywhere. You can swear. And prison, you gotta pick up a facial woman, security guard You got to pick up women anywhere. Anywhere. And prison, you got to pick up a facial woman security guard. You got to pick up your mom or your cousins. You know, always be hitting on women. So he's also thinking of it as he's at a zero and he needs to jump right to 10, which is taking a check home from the club.

I mean, he doesn't even do it. He doesn't even talk to girls. He's gonna try to talk to him. Once you're in a conversation, you're infinitely closer to fucking that. Yes. Let that take care of itself. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, his mindset is he goes,

fuck, I gotta go straight to 10. He doesn't see the numbers in between. He's trying to draw. Yeah, you're right, you're right, too, though. You're right, too. What you're saying right now is what we played earlier. And so, yeah, like, stop striving for impossible beauty standards. Just strive for average.

Strive for average is what you need to do, my friend. Just don't be the slowest to talk about her hopes and dreams and aspirations. And the pain store. And the pain store. That's the listening. That's it. You have to listen. And listening.

You have to pretend like you listen. So I read Tucker Maxx's book. So I know a thing about picking up women. Best pick up lines. His first book. And the pickup line is this. You don't sweat much for a fat girl. You go, uh, that's not bad. That's pretty good. You go, uh, hey, you ever listen to the dick show? That's a good pickup line right there. That's how you get into our panel, Paul. Oh, every time. That's my advice. I don't just like how about conversation at the bar.

You know, you see girl, where'd you come in from? You have to really convince yourself that you want to know more. And then a whisperer here, if you don't have sex with me, I'm gonna kill your fucking family. And then do that. And then do that.

Right. Look at her, put all of the stuff that you think out of your mind and say, like, I really want to know. All right. I'm so sure you and you in town for the rodeo. You look like a horse riding. Or a gal who gets right. Right. You're right. You know, the. You got a lot of meth with those teeth. I called somebody meth, meth mouth on neck story. That's actually me.

Is that what you got banned for neck story? You called someone meth mouth. I called a lot of people. You can't do that neck story. Why did they know where I live? They're neighbors. If you have a fucking problem with it, come find me.

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As far as, you know, as far as who has a little animal, you're going to get back and back. Yeah, but I hang on, but I'm gonna hang on, but I've heard Ralph talk, but he doesn't even seem like Ralph is that, you know, upset about it. I think he's right. You do. Yeah, Ralph. Yeah, that he did him.

He didn't shut him on his show. I can't believe it. I could have been shaking. Pillbottles over here. I didn't do that. You don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. I'm have been shaking pill bottles over here. I didn't do that. I know, you don't wanna do that. You don't wanna do that. I'm gonna get him fired up.

Okay, maybe I have one voicemail. Cool, this one's called Women at Work. I don't know. A tragedy in three acts. I saved these like three hours ago and I have no fucking idea what any of them mean. It's a lot of hey dick

and i am i called early in the week yesterday something like the voicemail screaming about i think women should work i got that crack i'm in a work today my boss is trying to write me up because of calling per a miserable country while at work

and an explosive anger you know issue it's severe that's right that's right don't get me wrong i call every fucking word i can think of behind my back but it's so much more creative and more disgusting

than the words miserable cut the only people that say miserable cut or in their fucking seventies or do it he says it's a woman lying and getting other women or in their fucking 70s for the bottom or women he says it's women

lying and getting other women or worse to try to get me written up at a so he didn't do it they did to make bullshit money alright and going to get my

fucking livelihood my livelihood no that's not true that women should not be allowed to work anything elected only to provide for other women besides getting fucked and their stupid sweats. Wow. Maybe you did collar that. Well, he says he calls her in private. So she's like this one. Yeah. I want

that. Well, I hope that works out for it. She was. He's like getting written out. We're wearing women. You know what's dumb about that? He's it, she was. So he's like getting written up and wearing women. You know what's dumb about that? He's like, I did way worse than what I got written up for. I'm like, okay, well that sounds like it just to be an impractical. You're gonna find her back. Yeah, you just should've got to get done fairly.

Yeah, but then you know, that's also part of it. Like, well, they'll just do you for kind of whatever. Yeah, it's like I murdered three people and I go to jail for Robert and Beck. I didn't rob a bank. I'm like, what the fuck? Where's the justice? When Mike Tyson was in prison, he wrote Jim Gray, you know, the sportscaster, the sports

writer. Yeah. He wrote him a letter for whatever reason. He always trusted Jim Gray. Mm-hmm. He said I used to call him Mr. Gray like in his, you know, really weird relationship they have. Like they're like, you know, they're friends to the state.

He's stuck in believe that Tyson got done in by a woman lying to. Yeah, I mean, such horseshit. Yeah, I mean, so many men have been brought down by women lying. Well, this letter, he said, you know, Mr. Gray, he said, they want me to admit, like, you know, that I did this and all this kind of stuff. He said, I will never admit to something that I didn't do. He said, but I want you to know I've done worse.

And so I, I think this is fitting. Like this is I deserve to be here for that. That was the gist of the weather. And it's, they bought the interview about it over the years, but it's like, but he's just a real thing. He's a real thing. Because you know, he had a troubled childhood and everything.

Well, yeah, no, I mean, does that mean, does that mean rape or does that mean like, fucking murder or just whatever? Does that mean a crime against men? Whatever. Well, that's what I'm saying. What I'm saying. In his mind, he's done worse. Right.

That's, he deserves to be in there for other stuff. I was trying to think about it, like, what's worse than a rape and dick nailed it, raping a guy like, oh yeah, that is a crime against men. Yeah. Stealing a guy's wallet is worse than the one that's worth it. Whatever. Hey, dick, what are you up for, you young guy? And I just wanted to say that when you're in the latest episode,

you're coming up and then you're asking, and you're measured by a kid, and hey, to be like that, that's not how you fucking measure half it. You like her by the U.T.? The micogram? Maybe 100 to 200 U.T.? Although personally, I like those shells. They're like 300 U.T.? You're mixing with the paper ones. And you mess it out by U.T.?

You know what I fucking love is being big league done. I'm chewing. No, tell you to judge my way. Fuckin'm sure. Okay, you do drugs your way. Fuckin live. I've been doing drugs my way. You've been doing drugs for longer than you're fuckin alive, dude. You better bring them in correctly, dick. In Dicks to fence.

This is why he doesn't bring this shit up very often. Yeah. Yeah. And should I just talk about drugs? Yeah, drugs. I do drugs. I do drugs. I do drugs because then you do drugs. Because everyone thinks that their way of doing it produces unique experiences

that nobody see. You're doing it wrong. That's because they don't have fun doing drugs. I know. So I don't bring it up. Right. Because anyone who has a good acid trip doesn't have to like tell you you're doing it. The measurement stuff.

They're fine. Yeah. Okay. I do want to get those gel caps though. I mean, it's on the top. Not all gel caps. Good afternoon. I got a rage of mine recently has been people who have inconsistent thinking.

Well, this has come out recently last night when talking to friends about two topics. So one topic is aliens, the existence of extraterrestrial life. People who are on the camp. And that's the way the news goes. Because there's no evidence of it. There's no evidence of it. And I was saying that that's what they say. AI will exist one day. And there's no evidence of it. And I was just saying that that's what they, AI will exist one day. And if you whisper in their ear, but there's no evidence of it, they don't hear that part.

So this is ridiculous using negative proof, using negative proof, the opposite and positive reason for positive and negative reason. They did it. It really pissing me off. I don't know if those are reason for positive and negative reason. Yeah, I did it. It really pissing me off. I don't know if those are right fucking positive and negative. Hey, your friends are really afraid.

We got it. Like there's no friends are really still. I know. To exist. I'm not saying that it's not getting better at calculation abilities, but it's not artificial. Like, you know, no evidence of it yet. No geometric growth rates.

But learning. Okay. What was it talking about? It lost me on that one. No geometric growth rate of learning. Okay. What was he talking about? I didn't know. He lost me on that one. He said aliens were real dick. Yeah. It's not exciting.

He said artificial intelligence and aliens and stuff. I really, if we find aliens, I'm going to kill myself that day. Really? I can't take it. It's fun. I can't take learning about a whole other. You talking about Mexicans again? Yeah. Yeah.

I know. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. Not on Space Mexicans. That's what I mean, New York. It's far away as possible. They keep finding UFOs, man.

It keeps happening. I might move to Maine. Can you imagine how just how intolerable it's going to be? I know what you mean. You know what I mean? Like, oh, and this is what aliens do. When they do their periods, didn't you just meet them? I'm like, man, it's a good, good. You don't want to learn about how the aliens do when they do their periods. Didn't you just meet them? I'm glad you got it.

You don't want to learn about how the aliens do stuff. Like, have they faced dreams in their period? Yeah, I don't know what the period is. The first thing they report, I know what if they, yes, it is, Carl. What if they eat this old fur and shit go? Right now, they're going to eat carbon-based things exactly like us. It's going to be boring. Carbon-based things exactly like us. It's going to be boring. It'll be boring just like more us.

Yeah. It's like my worst fucking nightmare is a whole universe. A whole full of more slightly different versions of us, but they're going to have their own media and their own music. Maybe their music's good. What if they already live amongst us? The wizards sometimes I'd say they'd work. What if they're us from the future coming back to warna, stick.

Yes. That's making it even worse. I think that was a South Byer, right? Yes. It's a good germs. They're going to take your time. Dick, it's the little things that really fucked you up, you know? the short short fucking short short Yeah, walking away and going away this other car pulls

Right up to where I can't fucking see her legs anymore And as she's walking the car is matching her pace The entire walk that she takes to the front door, I fucking missed fucking thing And then this asshole in the car, they're not ever gonna know the pain that they've caused me No idea Fuck it, hey Do we've all been there? Yeah, I can relate to that

So he was at the store waiting for them to bring the groceries out to his car. Yeah, what does he have to do? I mean, she just goes, what is the model is the car? No, I'm saying he got a fucking just fallen onto the store. He's a volunteer. This is a learning stocking world. No, just next time, but he can't leave the car, chicks in the fucking store. Pop out, slap her ass. Yeah. So what what's going on you listen to a dick show or what

I'm an angel from the future this is how we greet get rid of the death floor yeah okay one more one more yeah how about this one hey a while back you mentioned some of how, in those fetish communities, one person doesn't represent a hundred people. Yes. I'm a disagree with the certain one. My girlfriend works at a vet hospital, right? And every two weeks, I swear to God, there's somebody banging one in the animal.

A couple days ago, most recent cases, this woman was out of town and her cousin was watching the house. The dogs, assholes, all ruined, whatever. Oh, no, they know she knows the security. But then it kept happening. So now the most likely culprit is for our just the sudden. It's fucking the dialed boy. All right, so that just reminded me, Vinnie's gonna be pissed at me because of our three hours end. The creep off is a show I do with Vinnie Paulina, where we cover stories just like that, thecreepoff.com is where you can go.

We have the roast coming up this weekend at the comedy coming Rochester, the roast of Carl and Vinnie. We're doing a live show from there. Come and vote. Come and vote. They're done. You can. You're doing a live show from there. I've got someone right there. Dog. And you get a perfect time for a plug. You're like, oh, he's sick. He's like, he's like that.

He all more dog. He likes dog fucking. You're gonna love. I think it's all rude. For dog's ass, all ruined or whatever. Oh, whatever. No, he never needs deposit reflect on how funny that actually is. I don't know what that was. He was saying not everybody in a fetish represents everybody. Yeah, but dog fucking is not. It's not the same as cat fucking. I know. This guy's going to be quiet through this whole thing. No, I'm trying to. I'm trying to get my head around

what he's saying. What did you? Because you originally said not everybody in fetish community represents. I don't know what I had to do with the numbers saying. What did you, because you originally said not everybody in a fetish community represents the rest in a fetish community. Nothing to do with representation. I just want to say, I had, none of that had anything to do with me. All right. Is he, is he, she works at a veteran's hospital? No, an animal hospital.

An animal or a vet's hospital. Oh, fuck, it was like a vet's hospital. So, somebody's fucking the dog, all the, the animal, okay, this makes a lot more sense. They went to be, no, what are they gonna do? Of course, you're like, a vet's hot. You don't have to say anything. So somebody's fucking the dog all the time. Yeah, I'm all the time. Okay, this makes a lot more sense to me. Well, they went to be it now. What are they gonna do?

Of course, you're gonna fuck a dog or two. Yeah, I'm tragic over there. Traumatic. All right, god damn. Don't fuck your dog, everyone. Yeah, bye everyone. He's a cute tip if you have to. Does Vinny have a problem with Ralph?

No, I don't think so. I'll stress you. Maybe you will after this. He's gonna have trouble with me. I didn't plug the show. I'd never plugged the stupid show. I always put it to beginning. Itess you. Maybe you will after this. He's gonna have trouble me. I didn't plug the show. I never plugged the stupid show. I always put it to beginning. It caught off.

Thank you. Please do. The creep off everyone. Okay. Goodbye everyone. See ya. Thanks.