The Dick Show - Episode 327 - Dick on Lactating Individuals

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

Where is our money, men in skirts and tights, a Mexican gardener heist, lactating individuals, the Tesla robot pooped in its pants, cyber flashing, the CIA attacks the Nord Stream gas pipe, Congress considers the consequences of a vote, Saudi Arabia saves video games, and a gay porn star calls in; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! 

Now I have to get these in order. I honestly felt like I was really prepared. I had to wake up, well, not wake up. Let's go and get crazy. I wanted to wake up early because Kurt Metzger, I want to put a zing in there every time, but I don't think that's right. Metzger. Oh, like Metzinger.

Yeah, Metzinger. Yeah. Is that a baseball player? Is there a Kurt Metzinger. Yeah, Metzinger. Yeah. Is that a baseball player? Is there a pert metzinger, a baser? Sure, Zinger. Max Scherzinger. No, Scherzer. Scherzer. Now I'm doing it. Max Scherzer. Yes, me to do. No, there has to be something Zinger, though. Yes, me to do a show. And then it got moved to today. And Anthony Cumi was on it. So I was like, oh yeah, I love doing shows in the end. I always want to do a show with Anthony Cumi. Did I fuck up the comments?

So dick, big time, y'all. Yeah, so I big timed every punch. For once, it wasn't me being late. Hahaha. Uh, okay, this is just extra stuff it printed. Cool, well hot damn. I'm sure nothing bad will happen with that. Nothing at all.

What, with what? Just normal extra half printed pieces of paper. Oh, I got a lot of comments. It'll print two of what you don't need and none of what you do, is that what you're saying? I'm leaning on the comments. So I say, love to do it, I would love to do it. I would love to do, Kurt's really fantastic guy.

Yeah. That was so funny. When I said he was from, when I remembered that he was on ugly Americans, because then I couldn't get the voice out of my head. Oh yeah. This is fucking wild, man. I'm looking for my dog.

I'm looking for my dog, so. Yeah, I knew at the time watching it that it wasn't gonna be a long-running show. So it's like, I love this. So everyone's gonna, they're not gonna get it. You know, because my taste is so sophisticated as evidenced by the pornography that I was bringing in on the bonus episode.

Ah, me sophisticated taste. You peeps, right? Me sophisticated palette doesn't like dessert. You reads and sends an article about the right way to microwave peeps to your friends and family. Okay. There's a right way to microwave peeps to plebs and trash people. Sure.

I don't know. I don't eat peeps. I'm really sophisticated. Sophisticated. Yeah. Right. Sophisticated. To dimensional Sophisticated. Sophisticated. Two-dimensional women generated by a computer.

You, some girl, you knew in high school, making you a pedophile because she was 17 at the time. You're still thinking about it. Right. You got it. Me, sophisticated, is the, anyway. I went to that current, the Ryan Long Show. Yes. Those guys are fucking hysterical, man.

Yeah, they're funny in here. They were funny in here, and I loved it. They, I loved it. They like their stand-up bids start like the same way they started in here. Yeah. Like their kind of jokes, jokes that I thought they're coming up with on the spot. Yeah, and these jokes are incredible. These guys are way better than me at this stuff.

And then I go to the standup show. Oh, that's why I get it. You dirty rats. Did I start recording this already? Okay. You know, I never liked the late shows when a comedian is on. I mean, I love it when they, I hate it. I hate it when they're talking with the

host. It's great when they're doing their bits, you know, they're standing, but then they go over and you know, it's just, the host is just setting them up for the next one. And it's, it's, yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm like, what's the, well, Jerry, so what's the deal with airlines? Now, you recently were in Mexico. Yeah. I was and I understand you had a little trouble with the, yeah, exactly. And it's like, here we go. Here comes some jokes. So I said, yeah, yeah, I would love to do the show.

I love to, right? Anthony Cumi's gonna be like, oh man, legend, right? Yeah, yeah. Every fucking time I feel like I totally underperfect every time I've been on a podcast with Anthony Cumi, I underperformed and I'm disappointed with myself. I feel like. God damn it. Never thought you were disappointed with yourself.

Well, I am apparently, that's why I immediately and that dumb bitch doctor that I was talking about on the bonus episode. Yeah. Did she call in in the middle of it too? To tell everybody how I'm not as young as I don't think I am. Right, right. To tell me that she's gonna hold me to the two of it too. To tell everybody how I'm not as young as I don't think I am. Right, right.

To tell me that she's gonna hold me to the two drinks a week. Yeah. She got me to stop, and I'm drinking right now, obviously. I was gonna live a life just like you. Oh yeah. Out of spite. Out of spite. I could tell when she told me, I could tell that when she told me, asking me if I could stick to that to drinks a week.

She knows God damn well. There's no way it's not happening. Yeah, I could tell the way she said it. Asian people, they can't hide their disdain or maybe they can and they just choose not to. Yeah, but I could tell she's like, is that something you think you're gonna stick to? Yeah, one of those is. I think you're gonna stick to. Yeah, one of those is. Yeah, I think you're gonna stick to that too. Yeah. So disappointed with myself, here I go. Right back to grandpa's medicine cabinet.

Yeah. What do you got in there, vodka? No, whiskey. It's a Lensberg lemonade. Oh, Lensberg lemonade. You mean, but like an actual Lensberg lemonade. What do you mean? Well, I mean, that's a Lynchburg lemonade.

Well, no, I mean, not actually. Well, like Jack Daniel's country cocktails was a Lynchburg lemonade. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I like. We have malt liquor in it. Exactly. That's shit. Yeah, I drank a lot of that as an age.

Down home, punch, Lynchburg lemonade. All exactly the same. Yeah, there's no whiskey in any of it, right? You should have had some guidance at that age, underage drinking. Don't drink that shit, just drink liquor. What are you doing? It's not whiskey and it just is a marketing deception.

It's a ploy to sell malt. They're garbage to you. Right, there's a consumer. Okay, anyway, let's do it. I have that hooked up, right? Yes. Yes! I feel like I've that hooked up right? Yes. Yes! I feel like I've been podcasting on fucking week.

Oh no! To be honest, we kinda have. I have, yeah. Fiiiie! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the a very straight note. You're right there in the middle of it. Hey, does it kinda make you sick? Like if you hit, turn me out a little bit. Yeah, it makes my stomach turn. That's when everybody turns the channel. Oh, got it. What do I usually say right now? Thanks for not telling yourself. Thank you for listening.

Happy fall, y'all. That's what it should have been. Happy fall. Yeah. Pumpkin spies. When was it? Was it tampons? Yeah, this is rolling was a was a tampon. Yeah, this is rolling out pumpkin tampons, pumpkin tampons get it up there.

God, cram that shit in there pumpkin spice beats a gourd. What do you want? I guess. I don't know what kind of pumpkin spice. Let's let's do let's do pump. Let's make pumpkin spice a white supremacist thing this season. All my nick, all my nick, er, is Nick Fuentes fans out there. Let's do it. And all you guys who are not Nick Fuentes fans, you don't, don't take part in out of irony,

out of irony. Take part in it. Let's make pumpkin spice white supremacists again. What do you think about, if you do it for really Thanksgiving, for irony, then 100% of people can participate in everything. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Exactly.

Well, I'm doing it out of irony. I'm doing it because it's real. Here's the test for ADHD medicine that I found. Remember, we have a new bonus episode where I am obnoxiously heranged by a busy body doctor into approving my lifestyle in a way that suits her nagging, preclivenes, and so you can hopefully go to sleep.

So I can go to sleep. That's what that wants. No, it wants to sleep, but he doesn't want to change anything. Well, I want to get that sleep pad machine. I can help him, that's what you want. Yeah. I want to get the sleep test from,

I want a referral to the sleep doctor. This bitch doesn't know anything about sleep other than the one she read on woman's health or web MD. Have you tried, right? Have you tried blackout curtains? What is that a fucking, do you see a lot of people?

I go, how blackout you mean dark? I go outside, I sleep, I go to a batting cage. Actually, I fire up all the lights. I say, there's this golf course right down the street for me. I go find those lights, sleep right under them. What do you mean about them, dark? I'm not a vampire. What are you talking about?

Dark, you even sleep in the dark? Oh, blackout curtains, huh? I never fucking would have thought of that. Yeah. That's medical, how much did that cost? How much of that medical advice, well, how much was it billed for? Collectively out of insurance,

the medical advice of have you tried blackout lights in your bedroom? Probably 10 grand. It costs. Who knows what they do? The system totally. Then I try to get this. Have you tried them?

Yes, I have blackout. Of course. Or did you order them? I have them. blackout. Of course. Or did you order them? I have them. Maybe you need two sets. You know what? Double blackout. Oh, you know what?

Oh, welcome to the doctor's office. So you're having a little trouble sleeping, huh? Yeah, I like choking my sleep, my girlfriend. Every woman I've ever slept with says, yeah, I'm shouting like I'm choking and she thinks I'm gonna die and I stop breathing for a little bit. And apparently that's kind of sleep apnea, whatever. Oh, have you tried having a little bit of melatonin?

Yeah. Have you tried not doing emails? Have you tried not working at your job? Uh huh. You have a job as a stressful? Oh, why don't you try and just not do it? Not having a job. Now, how much drugs and alcohol do you regularly do?

Not? Oh, tons. Well, that could be not easy. I didn't do those when I was a kid. I still couldn't sleep. Here's the step number two. I'd like some ADHD, I'd like some Adderall. Well, that'll get you right to sleep.

I don't wanna sleep when I'm on Adderall. Cause I know. Cause I can't fucking sleep, so I can't stay awake and concentrate. So I need drugs at one point in the process. If you're not going to help me go to sleep, at least help me stay awake so I can pay ER salary, not you, the doctor. But uh, yes. Oh, good luck. I haven't tried to get now that you told her you're a fucking vicious alcoholic and addict. Oh, get right on that. I wasn't vicious in the doctor's office.

I just said, that's the other, so you know, my invention of the bonus episode, the Italian Mafioso man that follows you to the doctor's office. Yeah, yeah, because that's when you say, I'm experiencing a lot of pain from like I fell and busted my ass. I'm experiencing a lot of pain. Can I get some vikin? And the doctor's like, well, you know, that's addictive. That's when the Italian guy goes,

oh, it sounds like you're kind of saying that my guy here is maybe asking for drugs that he shouldn't have. Right. And I know you wouldn't be trying to suggest that where else, you know, something might, you might break your ass. You might break your ass, right?

That's where I need that guy. I need somebody in there who's like, now I know you're not, I can't say that because then they're definitely gonna fuck me over forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need just need the bad cop. I need good patient, bad patient.

Yeah, there you go. I need my mom to call the cop, actually. Even should be the good one. No, my mom? Yeah, no, really? No, she's a bad cop. Really? Yeah. I can't imagine that. You don't know that. Yeah. Well, just never seen it. Now we're like I do yeah

The 88 a lot more sense the H.D. Madison the first the you shouldn't you did so where they were they sent me to the psychiatrist for substance abuse disorder because you because you have because you are honest. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. And you take and you drink how much like lady just do the math. How much liquor do you think is getting sold in this country every year? Right. It's all to me. You see all the fence and all that's flooding. Yeah. I'm the only I'm it's all being sold to me. Yeah. There's just people just dumping it out all those life hacks on cleaning your cutlery with vodka. That's where it's going. Yeah. This was the test on, I'd like to get some of that Adirolf,

the ADHD that I do have. Oh, why do you think you have ADHD? Well, because I've been planning to come in here and get Adirolf for seven years. That's why I think I have it. Okay. You couldn't say focused enough to get in that. Because I,

no, I think you have ADHD. Well, because I put, it get ADHD medicine on my to-do list in 2012. When Obama was president, elected. That's when I put it on the list. So whatever you have to do to get that through, well, we're gonna refer to you to the psyche. And I thought that was a trick.

They're just sending me to the psych ward. But as some kind of fucking intervention, I honestly could hear the intervention music in my head. She said, we're gonna send you to the psychiatrist. Yeah, I don't think so. With the substance abuse, I heard that. Wraa! You know, intervention. We are, you know, the shawstash. I mean, yeah, I did. I mean, I heard that, you know, intervention.

You know that, you know, the shot, I mean, yeah, I did. I mean, I've seen it. You know that noise, though? No. Hold on, intervention noise. Yeah, you do. You'll know it.

Here it is. Here it is. It's like, we're gonna send you a psychiatrist for, we have to put substance abuse. Wait a minute, what the hell? That's the end result. That's, intervention sound effect. That's not right.

Oh, that's some kind of video game. No intervention show. Yeah, I need intervention TV show. Yeah, TV show. Prevention crying. Adventure to dust. Right. I was interested to dust there. Right, that it was a gunshot. Okay, well, whatever.

Fuck you, A&E. Fuck you, arts and entertainment that your show, humiliating addicts, doesn't have your sound effects online. Um, ah, check this out. Yeah, I'm checking it out. Before the show, effects online. Check this out. Yeah, I'm checking it out. Before the show,

this, I never even imagined something like this before. There was a Mexican on Mexican gardener, like robbery. He texted me about that. And I have it on video. No, yes, I have it on video. Oh, let me see if I have it on video. No. Yes, I have it on video. Oh, let me see if I can pull it up. No.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Dude, it's, nothing has made me more angry. This, I'm angry about this than I was about 80 scrolls, carcading stolen. Really? Yeah, because it's so fucked. These Mexicans, Mexican gardeners across the street, they parked to do the ladies to garden,

you know. Yeah. As they write. And then another, another arrival Mexican gardening gang pulled up and offloaded all their equipment into their car. Like they're mowers and shit like whatever they could grab. No way. Like, f**k, shady as f as fucking like Bandito's masks, but now thanks to fucking COVID lunatics

who are still looking at, see, masked men now and think, great, now they can go around with impunity being highway banditos. Yeah, let me try to pull this up. It's horrible. But they all floated all of the Mexican guys stuff and put it in their cars and then the Mexican guys come on with their, what the fuck? Where is our Mexican gardening stuff?

You have to show this. Okay, okay, hold on. I didn't clear it to see if it's got any, like, info, doxing info. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I'm sorry. Okay, I don't think it does. I don't think it does. No, yeah. I don't know. I'm just wondering. All right. Okay, now I don't think it's that.

I don't think it's that. Now I'll show it to you. It's fucked up. Yeah. Imagine you just a Mexican guarding man. How many lawns do you have to do to, like a paper boy? How many lawns do you have to do to afford that stuff up for a leaf blower?

Yeah. That's crazy. Mexican theft. Okay. Sure. It wasn't another crew from the same company who needed a no, because they came over there. Where's my stuff? The white lady came over. She's like, did I know you're the guy with the camera is in the neighborhood? Do you have any video? Yeah, yeah. Came over to you. Yes, another neighbor did. He came over and said, Hey, I just got it. A rear-ended. Yeah. Can you get you to get the camera up to get proof? And I did get the camera up and it turned out that he backed into no way. A guy and he goes,

okay, we'll never mind. No shit. Yeah. That's a worry. He honestly deleted. Don't worry. I will is this guy? Old. Old. I mean, he seemed pretty with it, but he was wrong. He thought the other guy was going forward. He was going backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good one. Mexican theft.

Couldn't preview the flow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Oh, great. It's going to play in quick time. Oh, good. Wow. Okay.

Here. It's a pretty good picture. Thanks. It's 5P, man. So now I've discovered that these fuckers, these thieves, they know like they can tell where the camp, they're like raptors dealing with the criminal element around here. It's like dealing with Vlasa raptors.

Yeah. Like they learn where the cameras are and they can see. Clever gardener. Yeah, exactly. Look, there's my car looking pretty good. Except the F-150, this series has a design flaw where the door handles continue in the window,

continuously weep after it's been washed, like collects in the wrong spot. So it's got this dumb little hump on it, but it means no matter how clean my car gets, it's just got these upwards racing streaks. Oh, I see it when you go. I thought it like, no, they're in the bottom. They drip out of the, this right here, this, this dip in the door handle, they drip down there. And then they're like that, and they obviously lime deposits or whatever you've got this permanent morax minerals, okay, let's see these dirty.

Let's see these fucking criminal Mexicans. So you can see the car. Yeah, that's the car across the street, right? That thing, look at this fucker getting out here. Maybe I can zoom in on this guy. Oh, so it's not another truck? No, this is their thief car. It's dudes in a car.

Can you believe this? There's a nice neighbor. Look at this fucking guy, stealing a fucking phone and scampering over. Okay, first of all, this is a nice neighbor. Look at this fucking guy, stealing a fucking phone and scampering over. Okay, first of all, is that a weed whacker? Pulls a weed whacker out. He's probably, how much money do you think? And that's fit in that trunk that's a pretty small car.

Apparently. And that, do you see this little scamper he does? What kind of car is that? Like an Impresa? Yeah. No, that's a Subaru, Subaru is like a little Witsabisha, little white Mitsubishi with a moonroof. And this is a little old Fiso Jalopy that these guys have.

Look at him grabbing the weed whacker, scampering over it. This is how bad things are getting because of Biden, because of Joe Biden and liberals scampering over it. He'd whack her thefts. We'd whack it. Look at this white person just drive. Oh, yeah, oh gosh, I bet we better get around this fucking weird, this weird Mexican theft that's happening here, grabbing another weed whacker.

I don't know why that two weed waxers. Second one. Look at the fucking Grinch. God damn. Look at him. And you think he'd be gone now, right? But no. He goes back in.

No, I wonder if he can. He can open the place out. He can probably hear like they're about there. Yeah, yeah, he is. Looking around for, I don't know what the plan is here. Oh my God. Stealing probably, if stealing probably $40 of used gardening equipment right now,

these people are desperate. They're desperate criminals. They've got to go back. They've got to go back. I'm fucking surprised. I'm surprised I came up with that. And then he robs his, this is the Raptor part. He reverses down the street because I think they know that I have cameras. I'm supposed to come up with that car. And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that car.

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And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that car. And then he ran up and that. Stealing from your own, LaRassa. That is, man. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Yep.

These are fucked up times. That we're dealing with here. Let's see, what do we talk about in the bonus episode? Besides my physical and that awful woman. Yeah. That was criticizing my lifestyle. Yeah. She actually probably works more than me.

Someone should put a, I should ask her, so what's the kid's situation? Yeah. You don't have a lot more time, fertility. She's probably like a, I sleep like a baby. I got blackout curtains. If my guy was there, he would have defended me. Right.

Said, well, yeah, that's a good question. You should have a look at you. You're a pretty young girl. The AI computer robots, look at this that they're doing. Yeah. Look at this. This came out after the bonus episode. Right.

This is an AI computer robot. One you showed on the bonus episode was great. This is unbelievable. Look at the hands are even a little, don't worry about the hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People can't draw hands either. Right.

It's a computer that's making sexy ladies drawings. Wow, it's gonna retire. This is my retirement fund now. Forget about money. I just need a stockpile, the computer, big boob, lady drawings that they have. Unfortunately, they've produced some couple fat girls I saw today. Must have been a glitch. And some sexy men, but the men look a little tooty fruity. So that's fine. Yeah, you're okay with that.

Well, they have abs, I know girls. They don't like that. Those computers can't treat women like they want to be treated. This, the computer ladies can treat you exactly like you want to be treated. But Vito says that that's not art. He's through a big fit about it. He says that's not a big problem. Because a computer did it and not a person.

Yeah. I mean, so art, you know, art is a human only thing. He's saying. Yeah, and there's a lot of people mimicking repeating the saying that this is like, this is taking jerbs away from artists. Well, that's what everybody's concerned about. But these guys are who, they're not, they're still using a lot of shop.

They're not stretching the fucking canvas out on the thing. Yeah, but I guess they're saying that, you know, they're making conscious choices based on their taste and stuff like that. And somebody else, you can give, you can give two people the exact same ingredients, right, you know, and it's gonna come out two different ways and that's the art.

Yeah, but they're like, their. Yeah, but their art has culminated after all these thousands of years in craftsmanship and evolution, whatever, in 40 Marvel movies that are like, watching them feels like I'm throwing up in reverse. Oh yeah, that's good. They're just a nightmare, and it's like destroyed all. The collective effort of artists and craftsmen

of computer, of computer art and stuff and like design and all these, this acting and directing has just turned into one giant conglomerate machine that has mulched up all other forms of expression. It has like destroyed the theater experience. So I kind of think fuck you. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you guys, you did this. Yeah. It's like, it's not like there's a whole lot of great art out there anyway. Yeah, because you guys are all jockeying to do, like, to do, I draw Iron Man's balls. Well, the stuff that makes the money.

Right. So where's it art then? Exactly. Show me in the tax return because art ends and begins. I'll help you out. It's right there. When art intersects commerce, I think commerce always wins. It's product. It takes people a while to people who are designers, things like that. They always end up working in, it's

not, they go into it wanting to do art, having something to say, and you very quickly find out that you're doing product. Yeah. And you're like, you have to be, you just got nothing to say though. You have to be okay with that. Yeah. It's been funny seeing, like it's funny seeing, because artists, so fucking dumb, they, they had NFTs, which is like a way for artists to make money directly.

Sure. Directly, in a way that is offensively a waste of money. Like the Chinese were only two bucks, because NFTs, you know, you're paying for a JPEG, right? Yeah. So it's just fun to do. But the NFTs came out, and a way for artists to just take money directly and the artists right away. Oh, well, you can't. You can't do that. NFTs are bullshit.

You don't want to make money. It's like every, it's like their instincts are just the opposite, every, every single time, every single crossroads, whatever. Here's, here's something exciting for you. Do you want to open this link? Yeah, I do. Here's something exciting for you. Do you wanna open this link? Yeah, I do. Here's something that's exciting. Virgin Atlantic Airlines says that men could wear skirts on their planes.

Let me find a good pick. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, get out here. Would anybody ever have a problem with that before? I mean, from the, would they tell somebody they couldn't fly if a guy was wearing a skirt before? No, no, there's stewardesses. Now there's, or there's stewards are now. Flight attendants.

Yeah, look, look. Got it. Where is this? Is this a man? I'm trying to find, they got one like a handsome gay man. This is probably it. Oh shit shit shit. Not right now. Virgin Atlantic removes the thing. Yeah, okay. She's got a pen on giving individuals freedom. Let's see the man. Let's see the man

Change in this world Let me see the man in the skirt No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, you know, like, he's actually got a hero waste. And he knows how to walk. He knows how to walk in a footer and way. Instead of stomping his hooves around like a Clydesdale.

This is, this is elegance. This is the kind of elegance I want at 30,000 feet. Not a bunch of women talking. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, shut that woman up, stick her in a head job, get her the fuck out of here, let me see a man in a skirt. Sir, you're working the first class cabin today.

You two shire horses come over and pull the bag trolley. Yeah, you two go in the back and stop around and be careful, we just had the rivets put back into this plane. Why don't you just compose yourselves a little bit more grace. So about fucking time and conservatives, of course, tripping over themselves to boycott.

No, I know. It's hairline. It's fucking... I really think the pendulum has already, it's begun to swing back and that now the anti-woke people are cannibalizing themselves. They're trained like monkeys to react negatively to every we're talking about a man wearing a skirt. It's more, I mean, frankly, it's more offensive to the women who are wearing a skirt. If you're a man, you wear whatever you want. But if you're a woman, why don't you just try not acting like such a whore all the time? You know, losing the, losing the big picture. Yeah, exactly.

I saw a woman, I saw a woman, decrying this. A woman. Well, how far have we sunk in our society if a woman feels comfortable blowing out an opinion on what a man is wearing? Just thunder is applause. I'll be, oh well I as a woman,

here's what I think that it's offensive. Oh, thunder is stampede. What? Well, why don't you march back at, march straight, walk straight home, shut the computer off. That's the last computing you need to beat. You have telling a man what they're gonna wear?

I don't fucking fit, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Something has gone terribly wrong. It's like seals reacting to everything. Yeah, reacting to every that's the that it's trained us all. It's trained us all to do that. Like everybody fucking is reactive to everything. Yeah, they're fucking out and out from it. Well, yeah, fuck it. They went from, Sure. They say, I watched that Lord of the Rings show. Oh, yeah. The one with the black people.

I only heard of it. I haven't seen it. What'd you hear about it? That there was black people in it? No, I think I, I don't know. I've heard just mixed things. I think the initial word was kind of bad on it, but I, I don't know. It's great.

I won't watch. I don't really care. I like the words of the rings, I just put it on, they're all crappy. Yeah, I mean, they're all, all that shit is dumb and gay and I'm like, whatever, just put it like, oh yeah, it's like a ring, a fucking midget has a ring. Guy and a horse comes around, is an asshole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, they got other guys being assholes and this one. They're neat to look at. Yeah, I mean, they really, what, I mean, they still look good. They're neat to look at. Yeah. I mean, they really, what? I mean, they still look good. They're incredible for the time. And there's not like a bunch of like,

love shit in it. Yeah. All the love stories are like, you can't. Data, human. Right. They'll die. Except a love affair between a Gremlin and a ring. Yeah, I get that guy.

Yeah, right? He was cool. He was cool. You had an idea. Anyway, for it. Um, by watching, I was like, Oh, that's fine. Yeah. All you guys are just reacting to everything all the time and ruining it and making it. Man, this is funny. It's shite. I already is man. Priority is mental priorities. Fucking tease you with big old kids flopping around hilarious. Yeah guys wearing skirts Doing a stewardess thing. Yeah great bring it bring it on fucking relax. I know Nobody can relax just in this constant state of fucking Just under the actually nonsense everybody's just fucking simmering all the time.

Yeah. It's like really, you just think of that. Can't relax, it's grooming. Just think of it. It's grooming and that's basically people are pedaling. People are pedaling. And that's being a pedophile and it's whatever we say.

So we're gonna go, they're actually legitimately angry. I don't even know. That someone on a fucking, some guy on a foreign airline might wear a skirt when he serves you your fucking tiny, fucking bottle of booze. Yeah, fuck off.

That's, just think about that, that's fucking crazy. It's all just a scam to distract you from the one only important question that you will ever, the only question you ever need to know in my tips. How big are your tips? Where the fuck is our money? Yeah, well, no it's, yeah. Where's our money?

It's gone. There was a brief moment. There's been brief moments every 15 or 20 years or so. When we get together, when some kind of changing of the guard and the power is at B, I don't know what happens that day. Somebody keeps their finger off the off the pole, somebody puts their, they live shades down. Show them a shop is, somebody forgets to run the screen, and there's a brief moment where everyone can come together and say, hey, wait a minute.

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole. Where the fuck is our money? Yeah. Yeah, where is the fuck is our money? Yeah. Yeah, where is our money? It's been sh- Remember operation, shrinking the fucking- The middle class is down to nothing.

Remember the occupied Wall Street? That was one of the times I remember. Where is that money? Let's go, let's go to this Wall Street guys. Hey guys, where the fuck is our money? Where the fuck is that money? Yeah. Let's go, let's go to those Wall Street guys. Hey guys, where the fuck is our money? Where the fuck is our money? You guys remember that?

Yeah. We remember it. Where the fuck is our money? And then they send this shit in. Actually, yeah, we're missing some money too. We're black, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then,

then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, Now we're so far away. Here's one for you. Mm. Oh, no, speaking of money, here's $12 billion to Ukraine. Talked in there. Did you know that we're funding the entire, we're funding their government salaries now in Ukraine? Oh, yeah. Yeah, because they didn't have any money.

They didn't have money to pay their government guys for doing anything. Yeah. Yeah. So like if they're showing up to do work to like do government stuff, we're just going to fit the bill for it. It's no big deal. Yeah. So you got to your paying for two governments now.

Yeah. We tend to spend a lot of money. Dumb shit. Or you ask where our money goes. That's my to spend a lot of money. Dumb shit. Yeah, screwing where our money goes. That's my money. Well, fuck is our money? It's not here. Where is it? Not here. That's what I detection of messenger RNA COVID vaccines and human breastmilk. Oh, wow. I don't know. I think the next true thing you bring in about the vaccines will be your first.

Ha, this one. Look, this is a thing from JAMA. I'm not, I didn't make this up. What is JAMA? What is JAMA, he says? Yeah. Like a medicine thing. Is it?

I don't know what you mean. I don't know what JAMA is. JAMA, net worth. I'm not a pedophile. I don't go on pediatric networks. Giamma, I'm not a pedophile. I don't go on pediatric networks. It's a monthly open access medical journal published by the AMA. Public by the AMA. American Medical Association.

Yeah. All right. Detection of messenger RNA vaccines and found in human breast mouth. Yeah, I mean, you would think that it would be right? No, it's not, no, it's supposed to be not going everywhere. You definitely don't want that. I don't think vaccines that they always talk about, you know, whether a pregnant woman gets vaccinated

or not or whatever. Yeah. Well, here's the funny part. Vaccination is a cornerstone of fighting the COVID pandemic. However, the initial mRNA vaccine clinical trials excluded several vulnerable groups, including young children and lactating individuals. Did you know that? That individuals who were lactating? Individuals who are-

That's not even funny. I can't say women, right? Well, I guess a man can lactate we found out, right? It's like a cop talk. They combine cop talk with Dr. Talk. It's just a particular individual lactating at the moment. Right. Other particular individual. Yeah.

Is this particular individual who is lactating, you mean my wife? Uh, individual. Yeah. Is this individual the lactating individual or not? God. It's good. It's good. Right? It's good. Lactating individuals. I don't really care what happens with the breast milk.

Drink up. Yeah. I don't care. As long as I have these computer ladies being generated, I don't care. Did you see that the same, the same plane that crashed into the Pentagon crashed into that underwater gas pipe that Russia was using to sell oil to Europe? Isn't that crazy? Yes, I saw that. You did see that?

Right, the plane, yeah. The plane that hit the Pentagon, wow. I don't know, that's not. Do you think we did it? Do you think the U.S. the CIA crashed a missile into that Nord pipe? I don't know, that's not. Do you think we did it? Do you think the US, the CIA crashed a missile into that Nord pipe? I don't know. Europe now only has to buy US.

I don't know. I don't know. It seems like, it seems like the kind of thing we would do. I mean, you know, or it just got messed up. We've done stuff. Mm hmm. Of all the things that we do, that seems to be right. Of all the things that we do, that's one of them.

It seems to be like it was one of them. And all those people were like, everyone was like, oh, well, if Russia doesn't stop, we'll ignore two's over, that thing's done. And then it's done. And like Biden said it, I think the secretary is something or other said it. Oh, we'll stop it.

We'll stop it somehow. And then it blew up like forever. Oh, well, no one cares about that. Good times. Let's see what else I have here. Lactaning individuals, men wearing skirts. How about this Tesla robot? Do you see that guy?

I did. And it just made me absolutely hate Elon Musk. Hahaha. Why go, why? Because we're gonna turn the volume up. Because who Tesla robot? Who gives a fuck? Like what is he, what is he fucking doing?

I don't know. I hate all of his stuff too. He's talking about tunnels again. What is he now? I'm like, fuck, you couldn't even fix Twitter. You said we could say the N word on Twitter and we can't. So wait, what even happened with that whole fucking thing? He's getting sued. So I mean Twitter, who wants Twitter? He's not buying it. He's not buying it. We do. The bunch of suckholders.

I wonder if he was ever fucking serious. Here's the robot walking out. It Looks like it just shit his pants. Yeah. So this is like, what is, what is he fucking showing here? Just this dumb robot. What's the end game of building a robot? Does he even try to sell it like, oh yeah, this one day this will be like a consumer model.

And you know, we're doing this to, I don't know, we're learning this, this, and this from this, or it's just like, I just have billions of dollars, I'm just playing around. Look, I made a robot, everybody suck my cock. I think it's that. Yeah, I do too. And it's like this, it's got this dumb theory attached

to it, like everything's built for humans. So the robot should be human-shaped. Yeah, but that's, and I don't, that kind of, that makes, that's like fortune cookie logic. Yeah. Yeah. Like oh you must rap master your razor your Raise you'll become your master. I mean maybe I don't know about that But there it is coming out doing a shitty dance

We gotta get rid of this guy. Yeah We gotta get rid of this guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's annoying. I was trying to find some of his quotes on it because they're all stupid. Let me look for Elon Musk. Oops, Elon Musk. Robot. Elon Musk.

Robot. Unveils, tussles. Human, it says it will cost less than a car. Mm-hmm. Um, robot, what does that mean? Robot Optimus. Oh, I'm pissed about that too. He's sending all the good names.

Right, okay. Yeah, it's like, you can't fucking name a shitty robot after Optimus Prime. Yeah, we, we know what he's doing there. Just call it Transformers. Yeah. Um, we'll cost less than a car. It didn't say what car. He first laid out the vision for the robot.

What was the vision? It's just a robot. It's just a crappy looking robot. A vision, like, kind of implies almost that, like, you're going to take a new spin or something that's revolutionary about something. It's like, well, he had the vision to, you know, turn the auto industry on its head. It's like with like an assembly line. What's all that?

It totally makes sense. McDonald's all out. Interchangeable parts. Like, what, what was his vision for the robot just to create a state of the art robot? Like it's just better than everyone else's. It is. It is. It's like, I mean just better than everyone else's. It is our newest. I mean, I think he just wants more money from the government. Yeah.

Looks like shit though. Slaps some big tits on it. We'll see. I don't know. Looks like crap the way it is though. That hurricane happened. I don't care about that. Myocarditis ads for kids. That's too bad.

You remember seeing myocarditis adds when you were in kid? That's happening now. Why do you think that might be? I mean, I know there's so many kids are having mystery heart problems. I don't think that's true. Well, the one is this ad exist. Um, wait a minute. Okay. There's an Oxford University study. Oh, took data from 38 million people with the vaccines. Okay. Determine all dead. No, for myocarditis,

uh, you are, it's between one, uh, one and 10 extra cases per million. That's how many people and with COVID, it's about 40 extra cases per million. Myocarditis is so- Is calling it? Yeah, yeah, you're much more likely to get it from COVID than you are from a vaccine or anything else. There are a lot more.

Yeah, I mean, there are a lot more, dude, but you can get it from COVID. You can get it from a cold virus. You can get it from various things. We've had the cold though for a lot more. Yeah, I mean, there are a lot more, but you can get it from it. You can get it from a cold virus. You can get it from various things. We've had the cold though for a long time. Well, there's not the cold. It's a cold, you get different colds all the time. So you get it from the flu, you can get it from pneumonia. My niece had it from pneumonia.

Mowcarditis. Yeah, and I think pericarditis too. It's like the lining around your heart and stuff like that. But yeah, and you get over it and then it's you're good again. But let's see here. Yeah. Some kind of the chill. You know, they asked about vaccination and stuff with her because of that. Yeah. And the, you know, the leading, she was at the leading children's hospital in the in the stakes. She got really, really sick. He said, no, absolutely get her vaccinated. She said, yeah, cuz they're gonna, well, I mean, but that's for that.

People are, no, no, no, she, COVID could come and do it again. Yeah, doctors are, my doctor believed that I would cut down a two drinks a week. She's, yeah, what a fucking idiot. I think you said that she said it all judgy because she knows you won't. Nah, that was just me making it more colorball. Yes. But you're, okay, I'm a fucking dumb idiot.

I'm gonna hold you to it. I'm gonna ask you later and be honest. I think she was flirting with me. You would think that. Well, because then she said, should I contact you via your health portal or email text? Like that's a little text to come on that fast. Your portal.

No doctors ever asked me how they want me to follow up with them. Yeah. I don't know. How you want them to follow up? Yeah. Here's a, here's some good news. Here's more good news. Yeah. Um, Saudi Arabia is buying a video game studio. Think a lot more scobly thoughts. They're really starting to invest in a lot of like Western stuff. No, just like a lot of western stuff. I think they're really trying to like, get some hammer at man.

Kind of some entertainment stuff. Real western type. Fucking get rid of all of this. Poor shit in video games. Just a guy doing a crusade to avenge a law against Jesus Christ or whatever. The great Satan the West, I'm in. Whatever Middle Eastern shit you wanna cram, if you wanna game where I have to go around slapping

the jobs on women, I'm fucking in. I'm so tired of whatever of the Western paradigm. I'm so tired of video game studios talking about how diverse their programmers are. It's the most, it's sickening to me every time I hear it, I know I'm getting roped into an ad. Every time I'm hearing I'm fucking tired of it. I want the great nation of the great kingdom

of Saudi Arabia to roll over the Western video game in Saudi Arabia and Japan to gather it last to wipe out Western games. So you want them to make new games with their PowerPoints of your their culture. Praise Allah. I figured they just wanted to, you know, get a bunch of dummies to buy their shit instead. No, they're buying studios.

They're buying successful studios. What kind of, what kind of, I wonder what kind of content they'll put on. They already did one. It's called King of Fighters. Wait, let me see, they're buying like franchises and stopping them from being ruined. They're like preserving it from getting poisoned and spoiled I say horse shit that gamers do not want. I see the first thing they do they go in and they say fire all the women

like wow This game is better already this game's better already. Oh, you mean fire all the people who don't play video games Yeah, you got it. Let me see, King of Fighters, they made it great. I don't know where it is, I can't find it. All the chicks have huge tits. Yeah, here it is. King of, I think they bought this franchise, King of Fighters. Yeah, yeah, cool, new chapter.

I don't know just a dumb fighting game Yeah, I don't know that's not interesting my point is finally all the oil money is coming back in a good way for me Got it right right that can't be fucked with no more tits shrinking Anything like with no more tit shrinking. Anything like that, no more. Oh, a dumb Latina is the lead of our game. If they're in Berkas, though, like, what if they, that could totally fuck you? You could still see this shape of the body.

I don't think so. I don't think they want any of that scene. What if they do that? Just no women talking in the game. Which, oh, but I mean, no women visible in the game. That's fine. I have the computer making me women. That's true.

I have another computer coming out of somewhere to make women that I could look at. Yeah, but they don't move. Not even better. Really? Okay. Yeah. The kingdom wants to expand its presence

in the video game. Look at this guy. You know what I'm playing a video game from this guy? This guy. Look at how he's smiling guy.. Look at this guy. You know, you don't play a video game from this guy? This guy. Look at how he's a smiling guy. Looks like a nice guy. I just want to see like what he would, if you ask him, what is his idea for a video game?

I'm a fan of you. I'm dying to know. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't see anything about it. But I'm excited about it. Finally, some good news. So is that a guy who heads a company that, or he could be independently wealthy?

Some of those guys are here. Yeah. In Saudi Arabia. I'll throw a couple billion to, well, I know the family. It's like a, you know, people don't even know how much the fucking Saudi royal family has.

Like every time you have seen a car, they have like five cents from that. So, really trillions of fucking dollars, man. It's really, it's really obscene that we gave all of our fuck around money and trying to figure out how to do the next millennium of being humans to people in the Middle East who were living in tents and should 50 years ago. That's what, really, that's what you guys,

that's how you did that. Amazing, thanks. Good move. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Really, really, really.

Thank you. Let's see, here's Elliot Page in her. Elliot Page in her period cruise. Uh oh. Oh yeah, this is a good one. Who's gonna pick the cotton? Did you see this one? Nancy Pelosi. Oh, did you see that Congress decided not to vote on a can, are we allowed to own stocks anymore? Wait, let me pull that one up. Oh, yeah, this is great because you know, they all

like Nancy Pelosi is like the greatest investor in history. Yeah, no, I know. That's, yeah. Yeah, shut right, right. Shocking that she's in wasting her time in Congress. And almost like she might have had some kind of information or, you know, that these guys, you know, amazing how brilliant they are. Yeah, it's amazing. Predator natural. Just that's crazy. It's crazy. Like they make amazing choices. They're just I mean calls and puts to which is very risky. Crazy. So especially to put so much money house majority leaders stony indicated that the party wouldn't move ahead with the plan vote to ban stock ownership by members of congress due to concerns about how the rules would work yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah is this somehow could this maybe benefit us in this very God, what about the abortion?

Yeah, vote vote vote vote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck them. Yeah, vote on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, voting, the felons can write. What does it matter? What's the matter? We're not shooting our dick soft here.

How's your spending? Four trillion? Five trillion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how much money for Pakistan? Okay, no, no, no one is gonna get pissed about that, right? No. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how much money from Pakistan? Okay, no, no, no one is gonna get pissed about that, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Full on, go ahead. They're, they're, people generally like them. They're good at making deals. So yeah, give them the money. You guys owning stock. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just, let's slow down and think about the consequences. This might have a lot of unintended consequences.

People might, they might have questions. People might be hurt. This might, you know, right now, we don't want to accidentally make it worse for us than right now. What if we can't see everything coming? Yeah, we got to really slow it out.

Yeah. The last thing we want to do is rock the boat. Yeah. Right now, we're in a very precarious time. The economy thing we want to do is rock the boat right now. We're in a very precarious time. The economy is too good. Yeah. Recovery is too good. Right. You know, secretly blowing up gas pipes all over the world. Everybody's on the verge of having a heart attack for no reason.

But due to concerns about how the rules would work and whether they would serve to reduce rather than increase transparency, look, the last thing we want to do is reduce transparency. Right. I think that's obvious. Yeah. That's why we have 10,000 page bills that are delivered six hours before we vote written by staffers and lobbyists. And we do that because we know that they'll let everyone know how we're voting and why

we're voting. Right. So the last thing we want to do is to have a page bill delivered six hours on the surface. That sounds hyperbolic. Sadly, it is not. It is. I hope aliens, it's fucking crazy. I hope that it's so crazy.

I hope aliens listen to only this show to get a sense of what happened on this planet when everyone is dead, be like they all deserve it. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I see what happened. They're fucking retarded. Yeah, right, right, they're fucking retarded. So, I guess that didn't go anywhere. At least they got it to the Twitter.

Yeah, at least they got it to Twitter. They got it to the 99 yard line, as I like to say. Yeah, right. This is Nancy Pelosi. That drives people crazy too. The 99 yard lines. I did fuck that up the first time. I don't want to pretend like I'm putting it off.

Yeah, I want to tell you I was a jerk. Yeah. Say I'm messing. I'm talking fast. Nancy Pelosi says, we have a shortage of workers. Oh yeah, this was them asking why Florida was sending, was shipping immigrants up North. As like a joke.

Yeah, that's like kind of a fuck you because we're just tired of having immigrants. Cause the immigrants here are stealing from other immigrants. That's what God, man, I just right on camera there. Isn't that shocking? Yeah. Dude, that's fucked. That's low. That's, that's fucking low. I know. And I have really think about that. It's like you can, you can really tell that by that, by the truck and the state of that equipment, like those guys are killing it financially, right? Well, and they don't never never gonna miss a couple weed whackers that they use to, you know, like,

you still just eat both the weed whackers, like you couldn't leave them with. This fuckers like a homer, like when Flanders is like, you didn't have to salt the earth after you missed the idea. But did you have to salt the earth? So nothing would ever grow again. Yeah.

You couldn't go steal someone else's backup weed whack, you had to steal the weed whacker and the backup weed whackers. So now they can't work today. Yeah. You could have go steal someone else's backup. We'd want you had to steal the weed wacker and the backup weed workers. So now they can't work today. Yeah. Or tomorrow. Yeah. They have to spend an entire day trying to replace equipment. Yeah. That you took that you could have easily got off Craigsliz. Yeah. And what the worst feeling like just stealing stuff. It's one of the it's one of the lowest things I can think of, just the gall that the fucking entitlement. It's just, yeah. It's, you give him seconds to pass the bat, man. You just wanna see a fucking guy come out of the bushes

with a bat. We see something like that. I have a fun go at the door for this purpose. The, here's the worst part of the Mexican thieves. The Mexican banditos that struck, there's many bad parts to it. Number one, you're doing crime in a rich neighborhood. If you're doing crime, keep it in your own shithole.

Do not do crimes in rich neighborhoods even if it's against other poor people. Back, gotcha. You won't stand for it. No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about crimes. I don't want to think about crimes. I don't want the talk of the neighborhood to be about crimes. Right.

That's unacceptable. Number two, I had like a bunch of tools sitting in my front yard. You still do. Yeah. That they ignored. Well, they know you have a camera. And other things. Right. I a doll like many other things so now you're making me think about my Privilege right because you didn't touch any of my stuff right because you know

I'm not like here to do my work. Yeah, I'm just basically sitting around seething all the time Uh-huh, so you what do you think how do you think they? see anything all the time. So what do you think, how do you think they knew? Do you think they've been scoping it? Like, I really want those weed whackers. I'm gonna learn this guys. I'm gonna learn this, these gardeners patterns. You know what I mean?

Like if you're gonna like to do a mob hit or something like that. You learn their oceans. You learn their habits every day. And like where people can possibly see you and you're all in Spanish. So this is a planned out thing. It's like, did they just happen to be like, they're driving through the neighborhood?

I don't know, just go and wherever they're going, they're like, wait, stop, stop, stop. There he is. Let's say, yeah, I like a spur of the moment. They must have case it out. They must have case it out. We got a minute and a half till they walk down. I don't know.

The lady brings them lemonade. Yeah, like oceans 11, Deedie and they cut to that, Deedie, Deedie. It's lemonade. Yeah, like oceans 11, dating. Right, cut to that, did he? It's bullshit. Yeah, it's fucked up. Okay, so Nancy, this is Nancy Pelosi, is the greatest investor in history's response to immigrants getting shipped to the North.

Yeah. We have a shortage of workers in our country and you see even in Florida, so many scholars in the growers saying why are you shipping these? Immigrants of North we need them to pick the crops down here Who's gonna pick the cotton If we set all these blacks free God We've got a shortage of workers.

She's fucking, she sounds ancient now. Yeah. Um, well here you go. Who is gonna, who's gonna clean the toilets? We keep shipping these immigrants around. I don't know. Here's some racist relief for hurricanes. I don't know.

I don't care about that. Let me read some comments. And I got a caller whose hope I hope he's still waiting. He's gonna be a, he's a gay porn star. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, get out of here. Get out of here. Who's a gay porn star? The guy calling it, yeah.

Oh, he's got a call in. Yeah, no, I know. I know, let me see if he's there. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Let me get his name right. So I don't mess it up. Yeah, he's Bob Steele in there. Is that his porn oh name?

Bob Steele. I think it is, yeah. Bob Steele has that stuff. There's a joke in there somewhere. I need another drink too, if we're gonna get, if we're gonna have a gay episode. Oh boy. Giant medical story, student debt, chief surgery.

As we hate it, my coworker does Uber with his Tesla. Since gas price inflated, Uber has been giving rebates for fuel used during the trip. So if you drive a Tesla, the rebate goes straight into your pocket and they're high-drow bill. Oh, okay. So if you're using a Tesla, that rebate will go straight into your pocket.

Oh, I see. So that's why there's so many Tesla oobers. Because you get a gas rebate and they don't use any gas. Really? Jason, this is my work months ago. Asked us to fill out an anonymous survey on if we are trans LGBT all that shit. We already got the tea. So I put down on a trans lesbian and blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, now I have Amazon emailing me multiple times a week begging me to apply for a job there. Multiple recruiters with multiple different positions. Fuck this gay earth. Wow. They share that data you think. I wouldn't put it past them. Yeah. Just do like the shop teacher. I am looking for a job. I'm like a trans lesbian. Yeah. I like to talk about it. I just think every fucking, I think they always share your data. Oh yeah. Just your data, whatever you put in is shared with,

whoever can benefit from it everywhere. Sell your data, I don't know. They probably don't even control it. Like whatever platforms are using to hold the data. Immediately sells it. You can be right. Is it open? This is from Garrett.

He says, I thought you'd enjoy this. Public piss pool. Let's see here. The local Y. I went to the Folsom Street piss pool. Oh my God. And no one knew you. This is guys peeing on each other in the street.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Why is this happening? Fettish. What the fuck is, I guess conservatives would have a big problem with this too. What the fuck is the way I'm like, is it there?

Is he wearing like a top? Or what is that? I can't see the front of it. He's wearing some sort of a harness. Yeah. Yeah. So this guy's just, he's just pissing on this. You know what, it probably smells better than Hollywood.

Oh, for fuck's sake. With fresh piss. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, Hollywood f**king stinks because of the, those bombs are pissing some toxic shit. Yeah, they're pissing, but not for fun. Like, these guys are pissing out of love. Right. And Hollywood, they're just pissing out of misery and life. Where is this? Looks like it could be L.A. It's probably San Francisco. Here is the, oh, here's the map. Mert, Folsom Street and this, Pisspool, some kind of a gay activity. So this is my gay thing.

My God. What'd it take for you to get in the Pisspool? John. Oh my God. What'd it take for you to get in the piss pool? Sean. I don't even know that I could come up with something. I mean, I would do it for a certain amount of money, for sure. I mean, I think it's pretty much everybody would. 10 grand. But it's like, I don't have to fucking drink piss or anything.

No, you don't have to drink piss. You just gotta sit there. Just gotta sit there for how long? Mm, like a whole piss. know, drink piss or anything. No, you have to drink piss. You just gotta sit there. Just gotta sit there for how long? Mm, like a whole piss. Like a whole piss? Oh, you give me like 50 bucks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no, it's guaranteed. That's a bird in hand. Chris Hansen is a psychopath. Hey, Dick, love the show. You were talking about Chris Hansen's psychotic behavior.

And maybe think about one of the YouTube shows he did a while back. In this show, he confronts a 18 year old for meeting up with a 15 year old. He even has the kid arrested. Yeah. What? Yeah.

What an asshole. Fuck that guy. Yeah. Okay. You can tell this size of his head grew fucking five times as soon as he started that show and people started to get a praise. No, shit. Um, such a smug mother fucker on that show. I know. Uh, like he's never made a mistake. Okay, let me go Bob. Where is the old Bob is doing here? We load up his, let me load up his load repertoire. Oh, I don't want to talk to a gay foreign star today.

What's his name? Bob. Bob, you know, Bob Rooney. Joe Q. Oh, yeah, he sent me that Bob Jesus Bob Clean cut point. I don't oh no, I don't want to scroll down. No, no, no, no, no Thank God you did that

The time I realized what I was seeing you God damn it. Well, I can't scroll. I'm stuck. He's a filmmaker. He's a filmmaker in the UK. Zach says, you have any idea how to get around the Kethel's situation?

Oh, man. Oh, you know who Kethel's is? Well, the one who brought down Kiwi Farms, right? Yeah, just for a little bit. They're a perfect person. The perfect person. The perfect person. I think so. Perfect human being.

She's driving people crazy. Yeah. So Kiwi Farms is back up. Yeah. Yeah. Um, who knows for how long? Yeah. Yeah, without, with them going at,

with them going at it, with kevls and them going at it. So that's not a, that's not a fun time. Yeah. Uh, Zach says, do you know how to get, do you have any idea how to get around the kevls in them going at it. So that's not a fun time. Yeah. Zach says, do you know how to get, do you have any idea how to get around the kevls situation? Yeah, you say, please, and thank you. I used to think null could eventually get around the direct, the direct messing with his site,

even now, I'm less sure. But direct? Yeah, I don't know. But with the recent proofreading, with the recent dropping of his phone number, which shouldn't even be legal. Okay. I don't even have confidence his lawyers are going to continue representing him. I know like you always say, I should be looking at how to win without regard for being

right. Negotiate so you lose less. Okay. So you already know. But it looks like the only goal is to completely burn the site to the ground, all history of it erased. You know, maybe so. The ground where it's, the ground where it's stood to be salted.

So nothing can ever grow again. I'm talking about, I don't, people getting real emotional, even me talking about Kevles, people get very emotional. Really? very emotional. Really? Very emotional. They think they're locked into some kind of battle for free speech, but they're not. Yeah.

I mean, that kind of stuff I can't care about when it, I can't take seriously. The daily stormer is because daily stormer was de-platformed over hate speech. Yeah. Uh, I think, I think they should, I think they should be able to sue over it. However, CDA230 says they have no standing, right? Even if they lose the case, it still says they have no standing. Um, null is pro CD to CDA230. So I don't really know how, like, I don't know how you want me to react.

I think CD8 230 is the guaranteed end of free speech. It's just like it's un-American. Everything has to be settled in the courts in America. And when you remove that ability, it's no longer your functioning as a quasi legal mafia in all regards. I appreciated the Achilles metaphor on Twitter, but the Punic Wars seems more appropriate. Don't ever correct my metaphors. There doesn't seem to be a win here. I don't even use Kiwi Farms. I just like the idea that someone can make something, even something everyone hates, and it still must be permitted to exist. I mean, that's, okay. It seems like Null's life is poured into that site and keeping it afloat.

And if even that isn't enough, what chance does someone like me have to hold on to anything? See you next Tuesday. Well, you know, it's not a situation I would wanna be in, but I think you're, how do you to avoid it? I don't know. Make sure, like, post is in the same situation.

And they have very clear rules that they enforce. Don't ox. Don't do illegal shit. Stuff like hosting hacked materials, it's illegal. Yeah. Defamation is illegal. I mean, there's... You Yeah. Defamation is illegal. Yeah. I mean, there's, you can't publish stuff as a paper.

You can't say, well, I think Nicholas Sandman deserved to sue everybody, because they're defaming him and then turn around and say, like, well, I'm allowed to defame whoever I want. Like, this doesn't work like that. Well, yeah. You can say free speech is the right to say anything at any time ever, but that's not the way the world works.

No, of course we've talked about this. A lot of it is set the world works. So if you're gonna, we've talked about this. A lot of it is set up like that. So if you're gonna act like that, then you better fucking kiss ass with the corporations that provide your platform because that's what, that's the battle that you're locked in. And no point is the government coming for you. Yeah. It's, I wasn't even that in order to master card. I fucking hate them, obviously,

but my problem with our money is that the government doesn't guarantee it. And they should. So it's been outsourced to credit card companies. Otherwise you're fucking on your own. And if you live by CDA230, if the lack of court redress is keeping you alive, the lack of court redress will destroy you.

It is not, I highly, highly disagree with the position that it's necessary and that it's good. I think it's evil. So I don't want to tell you otherwise, don't get caught doing illegal. Don't get caught doing. So the horrible, the bad thing about QE farm is everybody wants them gone.

Yeah. Wants them gone because of hate speech. Yeah, sure. Which, but that's what they're saying. Yeah, that's what they, and people are very bad about expressing themselves. Yeah. But on the other hand, you got all the,

like all the cyber stalking and shit that would not legally fly anywhere in America. Hosting hack materials, all kinds of, the amount of defamation on that side is staggering. Is there a legal shit on it? I don't know. Yeah.

I don't know. Couldn't tell you. So, dust, be careful. Don't think your life in this shit either. Have a backup. There you go. What is the, let's talk to Bob. Where's Bob? Bobby boy. Where are you? Bob steal you there? Give him a minute. Hello. Bob. How you doing? I'm good, thanks you. Tell us about this drag brunch today. I'm drunk since then, so. Were there any kids there?

Actually, this was this woman came in with her like little baby, like one of these like kind of never old moms who were like, oh, I want to introduce my child to the gay culture we're really early on. And then they've got the drag queen there singing about douching. culture were really early on. And then they've got the drag queen there singing about Douching. And it was just like, I thought it was just like, why do you have to bring a kid there? Drag shows should be raunchy and funny and like, yeah. Yeah, there was a friend of mine went to a drag show recently and there was a kid there. And I feel like it's like bringing your bringing like your wife to a drag show recently and there was a kid there. And I feel like it's like bringing your wife to a bachelor party.

Like, what are you doing, man? Cool. Come on. I mean, if you wanna do kids' drag show, bring into the ones that for kids, but like the adult ones are meant to be raunchy. Like earlier on, the drag created a competition. He said, everyone draw my next costume

for the preparing on RuPaul's Drag Race. Like obviously taking the piss. Yeah. And one of the audiences drew the two airplanes crashed into each other and then George Bush as her Bush. Yeah, that's good. No. No.

Oh geez, it was like, and I think about that time, there was like a group of like young kind of like women was like in the bar They were like oh this is a bit too rungy rush. We're just different. We're just for dinner And it's like they left they were like all like disgusted by it. It's like that's what a real drag show is It's like it's all the raunchy and fun. It's not for them I love it. Well, I also love that like her Excuse for taking a kid there is we're exposing you to gay culture.

Like, is this what you, this is very, that's very homophobic of you to say that this is gay culture. You're right. Yeah. Like a gay man invented the computer. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Alan Turing wasn't going around like, oh my god. Look at all these dicks all over the blog. Like that's not gay culture. Yeah. You fucking you bitch homophob. Yeah, it's a. It's a. If you look at gay Twitter, it's just all porn.

Like, if you look at my Twitter, it's all porn. I mean, you know, it's just, it's just men. It's not even men who don't need women to have sex. And they just, it just, it just goes so fucking fucking far that you have told some street stuff you know like the pissing pool and like yeah just no yeah there's no one to restrict you yeah I think you guys got it figured out do they I sure seems like it stuck pissing on each other and like a man yes and as a lot more to gay culture dick than just stuck pissing on each other and like an ass and asphalt. There's a lot more to gay culture dick than just been pissing on men. See, a woman would never let you put that in the street. You're like, well, put this in the in the atrium, putting this

under some shade outside of the view of everybody, you know, then we're going to have a little like piss rinse off area. Right. How do you think I'm in? What the fuck's matter with somebody stands on a ladder and pisses on you to rinse you off from a piss pool? One of the first ones was one of these gay sex clubs. I didn't know what to expect. I was like, I'll come in here and I'll say sex perhaps.

Like, I mean, yeah, I was just like to disguise having sex, but like, it was like, you walk in and like pass, you get past the doors, immediately there's everyone's naked fucking everywhere. And like, I went to the bathroom. I was pissed. Yeah, all guys, all guys, obviously. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, my OBS has crashed. Hold on. I got it.

Oh, I hope it recorded it. No! No! They're hacking me. Have you lost the whole fucking show again? No, it's up on YouTube. I got a backup. If you lost the whole fucking show again, you know, because you do that.

Oh, wait, here it is. Oh, so we went to the gay sex club. I know the owner and he was, oh, come in Bobby. And like, I was like, okay, cool. And immediately everyone's having sex. I go, oh, come in Bobby, and I was like, okay, cool. And immediately everyone's having sex. I go, oh my god, like, first I'll, this guy would ever talk to him and like, talk to him off, he'll be off forever.

Then I went to the bathroom, just on the way in. I'm sorry. No, I mean, you introduced, you tell that, I mean, it's kind of like, did you come? You can tell if someone likes you and you're like, I'm back, you just kind of, now.

No, I've never had that feeling. Yeah. Oh, well half of it anyway. Right. But he's, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. And so there's a urinal, and then there's like a little kiddie pool with a guy, the yellow, like yellow suit. And he just, like, was mouth over.

He's like, I'm like, oh shit, like, and he's like, and he's like, go on, go on, do it. And you know, he won't tell us like, you know what? Like, I'm just going oh shit, like, and he's like, go on, go on, do it. And you know what I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna piss anyway. I just turned to the right there from just piss on him. And he was fucking loved him.

He was, I mean, the time of his life. And I was like, I was just pissing on you. You know what, like, it's just nothing for me, but you're having such a fun time. You know what, I'm enjoying it as well. Oh yeah, I love him. I'll never do that. Guy took a piss and made somebody else happy.

There's nothing, what's wrong with there's nothing wrong with that? You went into the gay club and on the way to the bathroom, you got sucked off? No, no, you go in and there's like a little front room. Everyone's kind of fucking in the dance floor. And then there's like the dark room, which I even back for people getting like fisted and getting fucked on the slings and all that stuff. Oh my God. And it is extreme.

Like I was like, fuck and there's a lot of people there. There used to be a lot of really old guys like 80, like 80 old guys who kind of creeps around there and everyone hated them. But I ever since COVID, they've not been anymore. So I don't know what happened. They're probably dead dead they're afraid All the old queens are afraid to go out to the game so Better looking better looking clientele

Why do you hate the 80 year old gay guys? Well, they're just like the ones that are the worst ones are like the ones who are at the club being annoying. They're the ones who go up and grow up here without mission. They're just kind of fucking growing up. And they're normal, normal, normal, and stuff. Old school, because they're all gay men. They're all normal, normal, normal, and stuff. And the only way they can get anything is if they kind of like basically like rape people and get shit, and you have to push them away.

They're like, how much can I suck his cock before he pushes my head away? And it's like, and it's like, it much can I suck his cock before he put his head away? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Thanks to the heart attacks from getting the COVID. Yeah, maybe maybe you want to shut down all the club. They just thought you know what was the point anymore. Okay.

So wait, what are you? Are you a porn star? Let me look up your. There's a way I can look up your catalog without seeing a bunch of like guys blowing guys. No. I don't think so. Oh, I mean, I'm on a bunch of things by literally to keep a track of it. To be honest, I just kind of go out and do stuff. They hire me.

They mess it be on trailer. Would you want to do this film? Verify. Have you always done case stuff? Or you do any straight porn too? All this girl was asking me to do a video with her, but I'm not really normally interested. To be honest. Can we switch a room? Can we do a switcheroo where you say yes and then I show up, say, Oi, ma'am, I'm Bob Seal. Pleasure to meet you. You sound Australian.

Maybe, I'll send you a picture of it. Never you like it, but she's like, Why don't you just send me to your only fans? She's like, I would you want to call out? I was like, not only in Tickle, she's like, okay, my friend maybe wants to, because I was like, I don't know. The CRC happens.

If I do ever do some of the girl, probably with the guy involved because I wouldn't that interested. Wow. Yeah. So me her only fans right now. I mean, take a look. I don't, I don't show it. I just want to see.

I just want to picture her in my mind. Or else I can't move on. I have autism. A blockage. I have a blockage. I've got to get removed. Okay, I'm looking at your verified porn star profile. Yep, there it is.

Where did you find that? Like, where is that website? PornHub? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked PornHub. It was pretty good. It used to be better before they removed visa and now it's like Yeah, so how did you how did you get into this?

So I just started doing like sex like like escort clients suffer at the start Really really early on in my like when I kind of came out and so I haven't sex Well, yeah, how how old are you and how old are you when I kind of came out and saw it having sex. How old are you in? How old are you in? When did you start this? And how much money do you get? When I started, and 21, I was at uni still. And I like, there's a straight friend at the time,

like I did, I did programming. And they were all like, oh fuck, I wish I could do that. I don't do it if you do it. You made so much money just for like, go ahead and like, what, fucking these random guys? Like, yeah, sure, I wish I was gay, I could do that. You don't have to be gay. So I'm actually quite lucky, I feel like, oh my god, what, fucking these random guys? Like, yeah, sure, I wish I was gay, I could do that. You have to be gay. So I'm actually quite lucky.

I feel like, oh my god, I have this like path that just gets me money for having sex, for the statement bad sex. How much money do you make with every encounter? So, I just surround like, I mean, at the moment it's like 200, but like it goes up and down depending on what. But yeah, like, it is way better. Like I used to work at the uni doing a proper normal like nine to five job and I was like, this is so boring, like what,

I'm losing so much time, I could be actually like, working on my project or whatever, but so I decided to use sex workers then. And then after that, I got, I got like a message from like a studio that lives near me, it was like, oh, do you wanna come and do a film with us? We're got our fans. It's gonna be fun.

Yeah, I just ended up getting into it around like a year or two afterwards. And then I was gonna, then only fans kind of came around. I was like, early on, only fans like, I had a guy, I met him at the bar, then we had sex, and then he's like, oh, I do mind if I record this for early fans, this was back in like 2018,

I don't know quite. Not 2018, maybe it's not, I don't remember the year, I'm pretty bad with the dates, but it was when early fans were quite early, and I was like, sure, let's do it. He personally said, oh, how much do you make? He's like, oh, I make lots it. He personally said, oh, how much do you make?

He's like, oh, I make a lot of money on any fans because Tumblr died and then people need to go somewhere. They went to only fans and 12. Yeah. And he was like, he was like, he came up to the UK a month from fucking only fans. How much? 30G.

It's like a month. That was back then. I don't know if he still makes that. I don't even make it anywhere close to that. But like, and this is like the most average looking guy and he's like, Jesus, like, I don't know how, anywhere close to that. But like, and this is like the most average looking guy and he's like Jesus, like, I don't know how, I wish I could do that. So I started making videos myself and,

I mean, they're doing all right, like, it's a lot of fun to make and it's really fucking easy. Like, you just told the camera and had fun. Well, say, you know, do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Yeah, pretty much. What's the gayest, well, I guess that pissing in that, guys, pretty good. What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

What a question. I should ask everyone that question. How would you define gay? I mean, I've had two guys on me at the same time, you know, like, I don't know. I've had a lot of things. No way, man, at all. time, you know, I don't know. I've had a lot of things. No way man at all. God bless you.

No. All right, the drag, Brian. You got any like big simps coming after you? I think a couple, but I just kind of ignore it. I mean, like if someone's like, who aggressive messaging you, it's just kind of creepy and I put mean, like if someone's like, who aggressive messaging you, it's just kind of creepy and I put you off. I'm like, I don't know. I've got like a very looking low standard. So like, if I like look at a guy, I'll fucking go for it,

you know, I don't, I don't know, I still tag. But like, you got to like, it's like pretending to be straight that are hitting you up in their DMs or they're like, you know, straight and like, how many guys are fit? How many guys are not straight? I'm also, I know, okay, I have so many like stories of, yeah, that's what I, that's what I want to know because I know a lot of guys who are pretending to be straight and I know they're not straight. I've got a friend who does, he does trans sex work. He's not even trans, he just dresses up as a,

he just dresses up whatever he wants to get the guy that he likes or whatever work, you know. Like so he dress up as a running, and he met some like, some politicians who I know of, and I'm like, oh God, I didn't know they were like, really? Yeah, I mean, I don't doubt that at all. Wow.

So like one straight guy I've met, he was like, he's a footballer. I don't know which, I don't really follow up with enough to know, but I know it was like his, he was just like that guy and he was, he was like really like bad direction trying to get to my place. He was, I thought thought okay, he's bad of direction. He's like, oh, I'm just gonna come in like suck you off for like 15 30 minutes. I was like, okay, fine. Now he gave me a good deal. I'm gonna schedule the key. He paid you a second. You're a dick.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. And so he came in, he opened the door and immediately he like, so he's like, he's like, hi, it's fucking he pulls down his pants And like I can't even see his dick cuz his covered in like Vaseline like all the way and he's like, guys That's what Vaseline I was like, oh my god, what have I just brought into my house? Um, and immediately like he starts like that the first thing he comes in, he sees like, some cream, like some like, bone cream, he grabs it and he like adds it to his pile of his like, Vaseline cream.

And he starts like, Blu, Blu, Blu, I'm like, he's like, okay, I wanna suck your, so, okay, fine, let's just get this over with. So I get down, I'm like, on the bed, he's like sucking me off. And he has his phone out. And he's every, every, every, every like, 10 seconds, he's sucking me, he stops. He goes through his phone, he goes through the voice on every, every like 10 seconds,

he's like, I mean, he stops. He goes through his phone and he goes to the voice on like porn hub or something, he goes, I wanna see 50 year old black woman suck 25 year old and he's like, and then he's stuck, he's gonna find his video, he can start sucking me here and he stops, he goes, Oh, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.

And then like, he kept doing it like, about for like an hour and I was like, okay, mate, it's been an hour, you said it was like 30 minutes, I need to get you to go. So he like he's okay. Okay, let me just get my stuff ready and we call the cab. And like he starts like grabbing more creams and like adding him to his fucking pile of and he's not even getting hard. So I don't know why he's like getting all this stuff in. Um, if this is too explicit, you can tell me to stop anytime.

I don't care. This is a footballer. This is a famous footballer that's stopped sucking my dick or I'll call the police. He's trying to call me again, but I'm just like, I've got him as Vaseline guy. I'm just like, I can't deal with that. When I sent my friend a picture of all,

there was like marks of Vaseline on everything he touched. I was like, Jesus Christ there was like mocks of Vaseline on everything he taught shows like Jesus Christ. Oh, no. Like, we could be at the end of the group. Oh, God. I'm just like, oh, is he a known footballer? I, he might be, I think so. Like, I don't have anything on his number

and like, it's what it looks like. I got to think like that. Guys that are fucking up with gay encounters. I've got to I would think are fucking up worse than guys that are fucking up with women, but I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I guess if you're a woman, it's up when you're head getting chopped off, but maybe it does if you gay too.

I don't know. I don't know. That's pretty bad. Vaseline all over the place. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, that's a one guy. There was like this Lebanese singer and my friend from Italy, we used to live here, we used to do the same thing.

And he had this, cut in the sky and he came up here, it was like a Lebanese singer. And he was like, okay, this guy's nuts, but do you want to come and do him anyway? He's like, okay, he left. He's like, what do you left there was like a mountain of coke? And I said, when I got there, there was like this little tiny bit of coke left. And I was like, what happened? Did he just sniffed? Did he just not all of that coke? I was like, he acts like it because the first thing he had it was, he covered all like his,

all his, like, TV, like, lights, all that stuff in the hotel room, anything that was shine light, so it's a camera to get less spying on me. And it's not here in the hotel. Yeah. And it was quite good. It was like, okay, fine. Like one bad one, good no, I'll take it.

Like, okay. And then so we go into the, I don't know why, he got like his bedets shot from the bathroom. So he starts like, he starts like stuff me off, I start fuck you in the bathroom. And then he does this thing where he goes, do you love me? Do you love me? And it's like a video game NPC. Wow.

It was like, do you love me? Do you love me? I was like, if you say yes, he says, oh, you don't love me. You love money. And then he says, they're you don't love me, you love money. And then he said, they're not okay, okay, fine. Like, like, yeah, obviously, like you fucking hire me. And then he's like, and then he's like, and he's saying again, he like, 10 times, I think, oh, do you love me?

And you're like, say, no, he's like, no. What did he say when he said no? You don't love me, you don't love me. Like that, like, like, like, Arab kind of accent. And then he's like the same, like, like, like, like, Arab kind of accent. And then he's the same, the same, the same thing five times. I was like, it's like, you're talking to an NPC. I told him I said, oh, yeah, he did the exact same thing. Did he actually find 50-year-old woman? Did he actually find 50-year-old fat woman? Like, he was, oh, yeah, I want 50-year-old fat woman.

And he's like, you know, you know one, yes? I was like, no, I don't fucking know one. And apparently he had like mommy issues. And he was, hey, and I don't know, it was really fucking strange. I haven't talked him off of that. My talent friend says, oh, he messages him every now and then. But he's like, oh, I don't live in London anymore. So fuck off.

And then he messages him again to the anyway. But like, yeah, like there's so many, I have so many encounters like that. Most of us are pressed because I'm like, oh God, that's so fucking, I can't eat. I'd have to like, something else for money because I don't think I can fucking want to think of it like that all the time.

But it is like, generally, it's quite funny. Like, if you take, if you don't take yourself too seriously, it is quite a funny job. And you get to meet someone who is eccentric, fucking wild people. They're like, they're not going to hurt you. There's not really any danger there. Unless you're going out of your way to find some really dodgy guys. Does this sound like a line of work, it you? It sounds better than programming, honestly.

Yeah, my friend was programming properly. Like we went to you together. He's doing like proper training, I'm a proper job. I own more than him. Like, what's the fucking point? Like, what's the point? Like, let's tell you so shit. You can't even hit, like, him and his girlfriend both work. Yeah. And they, they can't afford a fucking mortgage. Yeah. And like, no, yeah, so I mortgage. So what's the point? I was just fucking do porn have fun. I get to go out, have sex with guys for work. So it's going to have to fun.

And I get paid for it. I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll fucking do that. Sounds great. You go back to programming, right? Yeah, I mean, it's like a full back. She's only, yeah. Yeah, mine's. Well, son, you should really have something to fall back on

in case this gay porn thing doesn't work out. Yeah, programming. Yeah, programming. Good man. Actually, my mom was like, literally, she found out that I did porn porn. Oh, really? That's what I mean, recently, I had a client and it was so funny.

Like, I had this client and he's like, dead? Yeah, I know, your mom. Oh my God. It was someone's dead probably, but not mine. But like, he came in and he was like, okay, he was doing it like, swaying, he was like, okay. We're fucking on my bed.

My mom is like ringing my phone like three times, like, mom, don't come. Like, I was like, she's like, oh, I need to leave these keys for you cause your brother's flat. So I was like, my phone like three times like mom don't come like I said She's I wanted to leave these keys for because your brother's flat. So I said okay fine Like just drop it in the mailbox. I was like just fucking shut up and like I was like I have a client I'm like I didn't tell her that but I was like okay, I'm gonna back to fucking the client And then all of a sudden like my doorbell starts like ringing I'm stuck my mom's doing the clients and I'm like shit. What, what do I do? I was like, I'm in the shower.

I don't know how to quickly put your clothes on and run up like, run up to the, out to the whole upstairs. And then like, my mom fucking comes in. And she's like, oh, you're not so sweaty. And I'm like, oh shit. Like, I was having a shower, so, but your arm's smell.

You need to put on like, I'm like, I'm very, very sweaty. Your arm's smell? That was her. I didn't have a shower in the time. I just, like, fucking came out of this shower. And then there was just like fuck, this is the disaster. And then I actually like going out my like my neighbor

from upstairs has to go out. So the neighbor from upstairs pushes the eye down basically. And it's like this like confused like looking like stress old guy comes like comes running down all in barris and my mom's like oh That wasn't the guy that was talking to your neighbor before was oh you weren't up to anything. She's Irish So she's like oh you weren't up to anything anything you shouldn't be are you yeah, and I'm like oh fuck like she

You best found out. I just like told her next day What's the reaction? I did not get the money from the fucking guy. Oh, that's what it was. He was like, oh, good, this is my lucky day. I can fucking get out. Oh, I'm a woman costing a man money. I'm not a man.

I'm not a man. What was her reaction? I would say accent. I was like, I was like, okay, I've been, I've been doing it five years. Like, I'm fine. I know what I okay, I've been, I've been doing it for five years, like, I'm fine, I know what I'm doing. It's really easy and like, I don't really like, get carried away when you're like that with it. She's like, oh well, I'm just worried about Chisoon, I'm just,

I just want you, I actually want the best thing for you and she's like, okay, she took it well, which is good. And then she says, oh, I did have my suspicions though, I was suspecting of, because like Irish moms are like fucking detectives. They will literally like, I did have my suspicions though. I was suspecting of, because Irish moms are like, fucking detectives. They were literally like, I had to try so hard to like keep it for my mom. And like, there was one point where I had like a gallon of loop stuck in my room, like a gallon of loop, like in my house one, like as a pork pie, because it was cheaper.

Like, she found it on the top. That's like, how do you explain that? And it's just like, it says I was like, it's like, it's super like, oh says I was like, it's just super like, oh, don't read, don't read, don't read super glide. I'm like, a gallon of water. How did you explain it? And it was half empty.

So like, how did you explain like, oh, god damn. God damn. This sounds like a nice lady. Sounds like a saint. Yeah, she really is. Well, does anything make you a rage? Bob steel XXX. I don't know.

You you probably meet somebody off of this show, honestly. He's probably fuck two people while he's on the phone. What a girl. What a girl's thing. What a girl's thing because they all, girls love gay guys, you know, because they're used to getting fucked too. Yeah, I was at the bar and there was a, there was a skeleton and she was like, some women who go to gay bars, they are literally like gay men inside a woman's body and they're not the best because they don't take themselves who's seriously. They're very open about being

sexual, they're like, they aren't fucking weird about it and they're just fun, I love them, I get along with them so well. And then you get the ones who are like super prudish, I hate those ones, they're like, oh, that's like, they're like the ones who leave the fucking drag show because it was too raunchy and they were expecting I don't know what the fuck they're expecting but There was a woman there she was like oh you do porn she was like oh, I want to see it immediately and like the other guy I know that at the bar here's oh yeah I'll show you the videos of him and then like so what's on there? Just showing videos of me getting fucked get like fucking guys and she's like oh my god

He's like oh, I'm like I don't want to fuck you and she was like, oh my god, I'm like, I don't wanna fuck you. And she was like, really on top of me, it's all God. What a nightmare. Yeah, what a nightmare scenario. Yeah, I mean, she was quite hot, boss. I mean, maybe if I was drunk enough, I could, but like, I didn't know. I need to have some sort of like. Well, it sounds like you're a little bit straight then.

Well, I mean, it sounds like he's really not into girls. I wish I knew it. It was like, I don't like... I don't even think I'm the best looking guy. I'm very average looking guy, but... Some people just like me. I'll go for it, fuck it. No, man. I mean, don't question it.

Good for you. Yeah. All right, does anything make you a rage? Yeah, two-themed low jobs. I'm currently currently really annoyed because I can't fuck because someone bit my dick and I have like, like, it's something like bit my dick. It's more like they were like two and through the elastic and they left a little scratch and then the morning when you have a wank, I was like, oh, fuck, there's like, it's a bit like sore. I like, fuck, I can't have sex for like two days now because I have to wait to recover. And like, that is the ban in my life. And it's better for me because I can't

even work if someone's like, if someone's, if my, if my dick's out of action, I fucking can't work for two days, it's like a lot of lots of money. What do you get lost money because of it? It should be like an insurance policy. Afflack. Yeah. Just talking insurance. You know, know? Whoever got this idea to stick, like maybe it was the debaer's company or some kind of advertising agency that promoted this idea that like deep-throating is good. And I love deep-throating. Actually, it was.

If it's on right, you have to do it right. You have to like, yeah, but that, right, right, right, right. You have to do it right, but 99 to like, yeah, but that, right, right, right, right. You have to do it right, but 99% like you're not fucking Freddie Mercury, just stop trying. Whoever pushed this idea that most of the sensitivity on the penis is in like the first 95% or whatever it is, did it really fucked over? You made it all in the, like the teeth and everything else that needs to, that gets involved beyond just the tip of your cock is all a waste and detrimental is what I'm saying.

Right? Like as soon as you get past the head, it's like, well, what do you, what do you, I mean, that's just like, arm skin. What are you doing? You use the top of your mouth to have the ridges on top of your mouth I shouldn't go into detail no you should we got to we got to figure out how to do I never knew what those

were for no we have to figure out how to tell women, how are men, how to do it correctly. No, I'm checking out the register. We're not on our own. If you have tonsils, they're useful for that too. Good, go ahead. You don't want to drink water before you do it because then you'll just throw up. Really?

I'm interested in it. No, no, you'll drink for like two hours before. Use the fucking resjury amount. So that's like, I don't know, sometimes texture, but isn't sharp. And Regis, you're gonna do teeth. Be conscious of it. Because then you can do a really good job, especially if someone's caught, like, if you have someone's caught the less sensitive, so you want to use a bit more than normal,

except uncut, you want to use less. Okay, super sense. The ridges on the top of your mouth. Well, now I know it. That's it, you know? You learn something every show. All right, Bob, see, do you wanna plug your only fans? Or whatever, you'd gain. I'm more like sex.

Yeah, I'm still like sex. Okay, all right, buddy. Thank you for calling in. Yeah, thanks, and switch is for sure. See, you know what we're doing now, Sean. Good. What are we doing? Man, walk, hey, and back new.

This fucking article, this comment starts. Let's see here. I missed all these comments again. Fuck man. This fucking article, Dick, I was scrolling through the internet and came across this article. I couldn't get past the second sentence. Thought it would make a good fat watch. How to have sex is from vice.com.

I couldn't get past the headline. He's a better man than I am. How to have sex with a fat girl. Vice.com, you remember Vice Culture, Vulture, they introduced hipsters to the world, big, and the works of our lives they weighed in on. Yeah, I know what they are. Vice, I have sex with a fat girl.

Hint, it says, touch. And I cannot stress this enough, the fupa, the fat under pussy, over the fat upper pussy. Area. Area. The fupa. That's the hint. Now it has a drawing of a fat girl with blue hair for some reason. Why is it, why does it have blue hair? Okay. The first few times I

fucked as a fat girl. As a fat girl. Ah, the plot thickens. What do you think of Bob Steel? It was worth it for the ridges on your mouth thing. Oh, yeah, I thought that was a pretty good joke I made. So yeah, that was, call paid off. I exclusively wore my boyfriend's Superman hoodie to hide my body. Okay. I was 16, a size size 14 and it was 2009.

There's a lot of numbers flying at you. None of them are good. Right. Long before body positivity hit the mainstream or my Tumblr feed. Oh, I think we were pretty, I think we were pretty, I think fat women have always had a proportional amount of positivity directed towards themselves over the years. They've gotten fatter, it's gotten bigger.

Now is a 26 year old woman wearing a size 20. I don't like that graph. The shagging game has changed year on year as my body has gotten bigger and the dating pool has gotten smaller. Yeah. Right. Well, it's actually just, yeah, you're, it's just relative. Yeah. Pool is the same size. You're just taking out the right. She's, yeah, washing them over the side. Yeah, and right. That's like doing a cannibal into a tide pool, you know? It's cannonball! With plus size partners, Jesus,

we can press our bellies together. Is this like the, the gay stuff was fine compared to this. With plus size partners, we can press our bellies together, grab each other's bodies and enjoy the thickness of our flesh in privacy, or with other partners if they're game for group sex. Oh my God. It's like a sumo royale.

Oh. Oh. We can grab, we can press our bellies together, Oh, we can grab, we can press our bellies together, and rub each other's, put those bellies, they're gonna be rap songs where they're rapping about how fat they are. There's gonna be a fat rapper that just wraps about fucking fat girls, put those bellies.

Grab me just flash, it's the best, they're right. Oh, the thickness. Rapper, MC, Fapper, grab each other's bodies and enjoy the thickness of our flesh and privacy. Or with other partners, if they're game for group sex, how can you tell? But,

I'm gonna say, but fucking a fat girl, when you don't know her, what she likes, or what she dislikes, is apparently a minefield for most people with slimmer frames. Before fucking someone knew, I feel the need to address that I'm fat before we meet.

Thank God bless you. I mean, yeah, that should be number the first before you even talk, before you waste someone's time. You should say that you're fat. Yeah My bumble bio reads honey with a tummy What size 20 let's look up how big size 20 is size 20 fat

Okay and Okay. And that's a size 20. Is it? Yeah, size 20, size 20, size 20. These women all look different sizes. Allegedly, yeah. Yeah.

It's confusing how they do that, isn't it? Well, and they re-number, you know, like they say. Oh, yeah. They've been doing that since like the 60s, I think, that these are 60s where it's like, yeah, size seven is not a size seven today. This seems about right, right? I could eyeball that down to a size zero. I'll see about 20 sizes between that and size zero.

All right. We'll go with that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a size 20. Okay. That's like, that's a couple sizes after you just stop carrying it. Yeah, attention, yeah.

Okay. Let's see what we got here. Honey, with a tummy, where was that? Tummy. My photo selection is multiple full body shots, and I still always end up asking, how long have you fancied fat girls? The answer is the most insulting.

Oh, so fat girls can be choosy. Beggars can be choosy after all. I've never noticed is the most insulting. So you have to praise the fat. Everything about them, you have to praise. I'm the size of the elephant in the room. And you want to pretend that I don't weigh double whatever you do. In reality, sometimes I'll shag a fat fetishist to feel like a gorgeous goddess in the rest of

the time. I'm just making sure they're not a fat fob before I let them poke a finger in. A poke a finger in what? A fat fob. So what, I mean, you're afraid of... Is he really fucking like a homophob. You're afraid that you're fat if you don't know. In short, it's a minefield. If only someone would write a handy guide. Okay, then here we go. Touch the Fuppa.

It's a universal truth known by fat girls that the Fuppa is the most intimidating. Okay, I can think of a few other words. Because your dad is like the fupa looking back at you. Oh, man. I know this is because my fupa has been touched so little that I'm surprised she hasn't shriveled up and fallen off. No, you got to work out for that.

Yeah, what do you mean shrivel? It's because it's disgusting. Yeah, it's like this big gelatinous blob. The fetishes are fucking you because you're gluttonous, freak, you have no control. And they know that you can't do any better. So they have total control over you. It's not because you're disgusting body.

I think this is what some guys were hoping would happen to. Avoiding belly touching makes it all the more obvious that the belly is Jesus Christ. If you eat a cupcake and leave the frosting on the plate, put in only terms that she would understand. Right. Yeah. It doesn't stop the icing from existing.

parentheses, or tasting like a treat. Uh-huh. So Sean, you wanna taste that fupa, like that's the icing on the fat cake. If you wanna fuck me, fuck all of me. Well, I only have all day. The hottest... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KISS! KISS! AAAAAA! Oh fuck up boobs. Kiss the flesh on the way down to the kitty.

Well, they're going down on this bitch too. And aren't pretending my body is less than it is. How could you... Yeah, I should pretend it's less than it is. You'd be surprised how hot holding onto soft flesh feels when you get over yourself, get a grip, and get into the actual body of the fat girl you're shagging. I need a second, that's bad.

You'd be surprised at how hot holding onto soft flesh feels when you're getting, when you get over yourself, over yourself, stop mentioning skinny girls. I saw that. I see it on your lips. I can't even. It's dying to jump off. You're deciding between, I've always wanted a fuck of fat girl, or I prefer your curves to thin girls. If you've ever wondered the quickest way to kill a vibe, this is it.

What you should say is, I just ordered a pizza. When you sit around the house, I bet you really sit around the house. You have more chins than Chinatown. That's what you should say when you're fucking a fat girl. There's pages upon pages of porn hub videos of men fantasizing about it. It doesn't make me feel, it doesn't make a girl feel special to be told the reason you're getting shagged is your body size.

If you're fucking a person specifically to fulfill a fetish, at least you owe that, the least you owe that person is to tell them about the fetish. You'd be surprised how many fat women will be down for being a BBW, I doubt it. But forcing a kink on a woman, oh God, they think they're Asian now.

Like how Asian women are always like that. I don't like, I don't like you. If you'll only record dating Asian women. Oh my God. Jesus. Might I introduce you to Phoebe? What? Is that a fat, where were in sight?

Might I introduce you to Phoebe, where my best fat friend told me I could find a fat boyfriend, and all I got was harassed for pics of me eating 12 pot noodles. It ain't for me, but there's plenty of feeders, feedies and fat fetishes to choose from. No, there is not enough. Phoebe is a social network and dating site for feeders, feedees, fat admirers, and big beautiful, big bloated women and big humongous men.

We're a quirky, or I don't know what those abbreviations are, BBW and BBW. We're a quirky bunch of men and women who love words like curvy, thick, plump, bellied, chubby, fat, obese, super sized, and so much more. I mean, dude, look at this, this is fucking tripping me out. Judge, dread versus the fatties. So Judge Dread had a whole, had a whole one of his most famous runs

is where he fights the Fatis. Really? Yeah, because in the future in Judge Dread's world, all drugs are illegal and there's no jobs because by the mess them up. But the only thing that they have to do is just eat themselves into gluttonously huge monster. How do they afford it?

Could they have creds? Oh, right, of course. Yeah, they have the KBI. huge got it monster. How do they afford it? Could they have creds? Oh, right, of course. Yeah, they have the FBI. I got it. Angel Wayne gave them UBI. So he fights them all the time. And they just, they look exactly the same. I'm trying to find the one iconic cover of Judge Dredd versus the Fatties.

There it is. I pull it up here. Yeah, 2018. Judge Dredd versus the League of Fatties. There it is. I pull it up here. Yeah, 2018 Judge Shred versus the League of Fatties. Wow. I mean, it looks this, I don't know. Identical. Sam, can't tell him apart. Can't tell him apart.

Okay. She's very comprised. You're, yeah, yeah. He's just from, use your imagination. You're gonna have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's from... Use your imagination. You're gonna have to. Oh, God. All right.

Tell me when this gets boring. Use your imagination. In the BBC documentary, Too Fat For Love, a blogger visits a London sex-imperium where her and her fellow fat friends get tips from sex coach Aretha May, who shows the ladies how to support their weight going on top.

Damn. Bitch, you don't deserve to fuck. You do not deserve to have sex. If this is your life, you do not deserve it. Stop eating. No condition on the planet will make you this fat. Uh, going on top, different positions for face fucking, and how to use a sex wedge pillow.

What the fuck is that? I don't know. 410, thank Christ, sex sex wedge pillow. A bed wedge pillow. So what are they? Looks like a vibrator wedge ram. Looks like a car jack. It's like a chuck for an RV.

Yeah. You pull them up and then wedge the fucking sex wedge pillow. Jesus Christ. God, face fucking. So like every time she fucking does that, she commits homicide. I don't have a guy survives that. Knowing all this info as a fat girl is definitely helpful. But as a single woman, if a guy whips out his sex wedge, as soon as I arrive at the booty call, I have to say I will be swiftly exiting the booty call. Oh, okay.

So if you whip out your sex wedge too early, instead use this info with a little less rehearsal, have more than two pillows on your bed, so I can pop one under the pussy. Oh God. Now she's inditing his bed choice in the next. They just love pillows. If your bed is a flimsy piece of shite, let's shake on the floor. Hold on. Can't do it on the floor, I walked there. Ha ha ha ha ha. There's a bed. Yeah, big, big.

Big, big. Is on the show. No, big, big. It's a, it's a bed for fast people. Oh my God. Yeah, look, they got a bunch of videos and stuff. Somebody sent it to me as a previous fair watch. Big, big man. This is not, I mean, maybe her nose needs a...

No. Let me see. Five times stronger than a standard bed. Oh my God. This is the kind of stuff that, you know, we... Look at the drawing of the fat guy and the fat lady. She's taking up more than half of the bed too. Look at her, little arms. They always do. They always do.

They always do. They think it's because their center mass is on their own side, but any kind of encroachment is fucking immediate. Yeah. Yup, you're a problem. Talking to the converted here. For each and other converted. Big, big video, YouTube.

Yeah, let's watch this. Big fig unboxing. Oh yeah, here we go. Review, big fatso. Hey everybody, so I am super duper excited about today's video because I'm super duper sized. I'm super proud of this new bed. I had a couple of re-wanting for years.

So if you haven't heard about fake figures, it's a lady whose face is like the size of the dish that you serve turkeys on for Thanksgiving. That's pretty good, right? Pretty good, but it looks like just someone should out a face on it. Review Big Fig, the mattress for a bigger figure. Wow, from the plus size, plus side of me.

Okay. But no, just kidding. Big figures relatively new. Like a baby in a bubble-ost. And they use the fruit. Four years? I'd have to double-check. I didn't get it.

Four of our years maybe. I think they came out right when I stopped blogging around the first time. And I remember seeing my friend. So she say, blogging? That's what I thought she said, blogging around the first time. Is she mean blogging? No, she Freudians, that's a Freudian slip. I don't know if she,

I heard blogging around the first time. I'd have to double check. Four years, I'd have to double check. Four or five years maybe. I think they came out right when I stopped blogging around the first time. And I remember seeing my friends who were blogging and starting getting it and loving it. I don't know about you, but I am 31 years old,

not too far away from 32. And I'm like, I might not make it. It's your dead by now. It's 29, this was before COVID. She's got to weigh 900 pounds by now. Well, if it didn't, if COVID didn't take her out.

Oh God, you know, this is a lot, a lot please take them, if they're not wearing the hijab, hit them hard. Well this week had beds that my parents bought for me. Originally, you know, like I had my twin bed growing up, then I had a double bed and I was in like high school college. And then when I moved out, my parents were actually getting a new bed, so I got their old queen size bed And so I've had a hand-me-down mattress since then and this was probably

Five six years ago and they had been using it prior to that so It's time. Okay. Let's see. She's wearing a jeans vest type of thing. Let's see how the Yeah, let's see how the actual She bought. Oh my God, she has to, you have to build the fucking thing. Wait, is that a, is that a union truck with a low to rebar in the back there? Right. You have to build the bed. So she's got this flimsy bed, like $50 bed frame that's cast aside. And she's constructing like, yeah, I mean a, a Bob fortress, like the levees

in Katrina. Yeah. To hold up to bed. My God. And she got 10, she got winded. She got tired doing it. Oh, I got up. We have to watch this. Oh, come on. For sure. They make them, they make these fucking people build the bed. Yeah. And I'm going to give you a little bit of a first hand review that I'll come back tomorrow and let you know how it was on my first night sleeping with it. If you get it done by the way, I started doing bench press again. Really? Yesterday. Oh wow.

After six months of having no, I feel and look amazing. That's great. Yeah, if you're listening and you're not doing weights, you got to get back into it. Yeah. There's just my brain is straighting out. Well, after a fucking half of a year of this shit, fuck that, okay, here we go. Oh yeah, you got it, I fucking, you got it.

You have to exercise. You have to let's wait. Yeah, wait specifically. I'm gonna go march back into that hospital and see what bitch, she fucking fucking like a baby. She even like a fucking baby. Yeah, I'm really excited again. I hunted down that, I like Big Fick.

And whenever we tried out the mattress in Atlanta, I was with my friend Leah. She bought it after that weekend. So, and as she's always talking about how she loves it. So I am. She's talking about the Mediterranean fruit. You serve with cheese. Ha ha ha ha.

Okay, she's building the... It's a time lapse of her building of that, but it's not fast enough Oh, I see it's like a regular looking frame, but then there's a There's a component of reinforcement underneath Okay Wow, it's there's a serious Reinforcement of wood yeah, yeah, it's like building a freeway for dogs. Never been on a walk in his life. Oh, I know Yeah, I was trying to think of how to work in the freeway overpass joke

Okay Yeah, yeah, okay, so she got it. I love it. Okay. We're gonna give that a little bit of time, and I'm gonna rest. Okay. He's sitting like John ahead. I'm not gonna tell if he has a 20 year warranty.

So they really believe this mattress is... Well, she really doesn't sink down in it too much. I didn't have to test a time. That's why they have that one. It's pretty pretty stiff. It supports up to 1,100 pounds, which again is a lot more than most mattresses do. If you're I thought she was going to say, which is a lot more than you need. And she said, it's a lot more than most mattresses do. Yeah, and I felt sick. It's stomach. All right, that's enough of this fig jam thing.

Good. I know they have like it, whatever. We see that enough of that. Do do do do do do. Okay. Trust, we're a user imagination. Oh yeah, the fat wedge, the sex wedge. Stop trying to force our bodies into doing the wheelbarrow

when the only handles either of us can grab onto our love handles. Love handles used to be like, you know, a little bit. Yeah, right. Where it's the only thing you can see on a, yeah, you're like, ooh, getting a little love handles there. Yeah, it's, yeah. When your whole body is like a fat suit, a love suit, right? When you have a love handle on your neck, yeah, it's no longer a love. Back your head, on your forehead. Right. When you have a love handle on your forehead, that's too much. Trust us, when a skinny girl back your head looks like a... Fuck you, I fucking hate how fat, you know, that's what's deep down driving fat watch

is they always, they always demean and diminish skinny girls. Yeah, always. When a skinny girl shares a meme about not going on top, it's a funny shared moment of laziness between sisters. What, you're not a sister. Skinny girls have nothing in common with you. You're trash. But when a fat girl says no in the moment

and some stupid sizz, dude, try say, I knew this was our fault. Try to encourage her to climb aboard by saying, you won't crush me. The world feels like it's falling down. Yeah, because gravity. Yeah, and the mattress that can't take it. I know I won't crush you as I am not a falling building or that giant boulder from Indiana Jones.

But the implication that I could, that I could is there when you say that I won't. Oh, so you do think that you could. Don't try and motivate me into doing the missionary position. You're not Derek Evans. Who the fuck is Derek? What are these fat references that she keeps fighting? I don't know. Mr. Motivator. Okay. You've never been motivated to do that. Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is that? What are these fat references that she keeps from? I don't know.

Mr. Motivator, okay. Oh. You've never been motivated to anything in your life. They thought the book, they thought the books would do it. For, you know, Tony Robbins. Wait, didn't come off. Tony Robbins is the reference.

Yeah, sure. Almost all the sex I've ever had, I've known what I want doing more than my partner does. I've known what I want doing more than my partner does. I've known what I want doing more than my partner does. Mainly because I've been nearer my clit for longer than anybody knows what she likes like her. I understand. Whatever, no one cares, that's the problem. This is true of anyone who's ever owned a clit.

Now, don't throw this in with the clit shit. If your girl says she doesn't want to go on top, it's probably because going on top is a lot more effort than bending over and taking it doggy. This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Yeah, we gotta get the gay guy back on here to talk about piss. Cleanse our palettes, yeah.

Yeah. Can you imagine a fat woman being like, like saying it's a, talking about a clip. If you're a girl, it's talking about a clip. I just wanna bend over and take a doggy. How do you even find? It's like a treasure. Like, well, it's a fucking nightmare map actually.

Like, if you lose fucking map to his resting place, but giant ass, that size bent over an industrial strength bed with a freeway overpass, free bar. This is true of anyone who's ever owned a clip. Oh no, whatever. Not because she's waiting for someone to caress her face and tell her it'll be okay. It'll be even better lying back and taking it.

Okay, whatever. Don't bother. It'll be even better lying back and taking it. Okay, whatever. Don't bother. I have sex with a fat girl was the title. Don't bother. If a fat girl is your last choice and a night out, your mates, girlfriends, friend of a party or just something you think you should give a go, put your pants back on and go home, fucking someone had a desperation or experimentation

isn't a good enough reason to be shagging them at all. Yeah, okay. Well, why don't you let those people have their reasons? Love is love, bitch. Fuck you. Uh, okay, let's do voice mail. I was like, God, I'm gonna cut you. You're gonna cut you.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Here is, let me get no pants go messes. Sorry, I'm sorry about that. I didn't want to do it. No, I think you might have. No pants go mess. I played every, yo, if you want to play a song, play mine, the album Green Ghost. Yeah, Green.

Right. Yeah, Green Ghost is coming out of 12 on Spotify. I play every instrument, engineered mix and mastered it all. Start to finish. That's not a good way to plug something that you've played everything. Well, I mean, yeah.

Green Ghost by no pants go as you didn't give me a link. Let's see if I can find one. Damn it. Green Ghost. Did you mean Green Ghost? Did you mean gringoes? Did you mean gringoes? Here you go. I see you.

Excuse him. Green Ghost Oh shit, sorry, it's just good and going. I know, to it. The MP3 in the thing. So I can't go just click around. Oh 1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1-1-1.5-1.5-1.5-1-1-1. I like it, you like it. It's interesting, interesting tones and stuff. It's cool. I think guitar riffs. No bad words. You need some words.

I mean, you know, I don't know if it's an instrumental record or not. Maybe it is. Dream guys. You can listen to a voicemail. Maybe we can listen to a voicemail at the same time. No, we can't. Okay, okay, okay. Green gobs. Green gobs. Green gobs, there was eight, maybe it's called violets.

I don't know. Eight, it's called a full ton of violets. It's called a full ton of violets. Doing your own, doing everything. Yeah, it is. On everything. Yeah, it is. Doing everything. Yeah, that's a, yeah. So, Ematics always said, put so much work into every episode.

Uh-huh. Okay, here we go. Doing on Dick, Sean. No worries. Why is the dog going out? Yeah. Yeah. It's, um, it's trying to get my wallet out of my pants

while I'm driving, or sitting down in any way. I hate how helpless and bumbling I feel. And look, every time I have to reach for my wallet in my pants, because it's never, just taking the road, I guess. I was trying to do it right now. I was talking to my phone. Oh, and that's almost happening. That's it. I guess that's the rate. That's all I got.

Taking your wallet out of your pants. So you're driving. Yeah, I'm sitting. And people driving both. Yeah, I mean, you know, any hung up? Yeah, recording. You got an accident. Yeah, I agree. That's why I have my wallet on my phone. Yeah, I just got this thing that attaches to the back of my phone. I just put everything in there. Oh, really? Yeah, it's cool.

Yeah, one of those like a magnet sticks on. Really? Dude, I don't have it on right here. It sticks on and it has this thing that this like a courtigan thing that comes out. So you can hold your phone and then it goes back in and all of my credit cards are just in the thing. Really? Yeah.

And I carry cash in my pocket, whatever. Pretty cool. It is cool. Everyone's shit on it too. That's how I knew it was. Cool. Everyone called the gay and said like, no one cares about your stupid magnet wallet.

Why don't you stop talking about it? I knew at that moment that it was you had a, that I had on your hands and I nailed it. I knew I had a winner. Hey, the guy that I just called, but I'm listening to the bonus episode right now. Subscribe to Patreon for those listening. I'm listening to the bonus episode and let me talk

about how it's shameful to eat your banana public and I'm sorry I mentioned. Gotta get up with his fingers. So and someone talks about how it's shameful to eat your banana public and I mentioned I got to get up with his fingers just break it What you got to do when you're eating your banana public is you get a knife out and you slice it with the knife still To show Yeah, you can do that. What the fuck this the, this is the girl that wants to fuck Bob. No, I'm not going to put her on. Oh my God, here. Don't put her on the camera.

What the fuck, Bob? Tell her, please tell her that you're me. Where is he? All right. No, shit. Tell her, I'm, are you back? I'll do it. You know what? I'll tell you the, just for you. Yes. Just, I, tell her, are you back? I'll do it, you know what? I'll tell her just for you.

Just, I'll tell you about it. No, don't tell me about it. Tell her that you're, let's switch it, let's do a Swaparoo. They can work on a Jackson. Yeah, I will try to fuck a gay guy. You can fuck a guy that wants to fuck me. And I will fuck this girl.

It's like classic fucking throw mama from the train, except busting it, busting in someone's ass. No one has to fuck mama. I will fuck this girl. It's like classic fucking throw mama from the train except Busting it bust against someone's ass. No one has to fuck mama. No, it's a fucking Mama from the train. Come on Hold on, I'm reading the deal. I'm reading the DMs. Ah, you sent me your number you bitch I'm not sure I'm ready now. how do you know this isn't a scam? Because I know, I know she's real. Because, okay, so she had a client who messaged me

and then I was, okay. And she wanted me to say, oh, yeah, yeah. He was like, well, it doesn't give me scammed vibes. I've scammed from all this. This is someone who I've been fooled before. Yeah. I mean, I, I don't think this friends. I mean, this is someone I have been fooled before. Right. Yeah. I mean, I don't think this is one of them. Wanna collab?

I have. It was a scam and she had my number. She'd be trying to be, pretend to be a hot guy, right? Oh my god, and you're saying no. You're trying to let her down, Jenly. I'm wondering what the fuck? Come on. You want to be me for, we can this is like how Elvis died he switched out

Right right yeah, he's working at It's a hot dog on a stick or something what kind of guys you want you know how many guys you don't really gay guys Probably want to fuck me we can swap Okay, I'll fall in the dick with Yeah, give him more gay guys for him to give you that Yeah, like a like a base bump. They're not it's not one for one. I mean you could probably give him more gay guys for him to give you that. Yeah, like a like a base bump. They're not it's not one for one. I mean, you could probably give him several.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet on a day. Cut your penis in half. All right, go back on me. Oh, fuck you. I can't believe this. Sorry, you're on the time. You want to tell that this porn set? I need to tell you to talk about that before I forget.

Okay. I was just porn set I was on recently. Okay. There was like, there was a 12 guys, there was a gang bag. And so the theme was, there was like some builders and then there was like two police guys come in and the police guys get gang raped. Oh yeah! I want to watch that! So what are the guys who are doing the police?

He's the minor race. He's like, oh, I want to watch that. So what are the guys who are in the police? He's the binaries. I want to be called that. Can you say they then pronounce what you're writing me? Yeah, sure. And before we're starting off as well, there was this other guy who was like really into the non-binary guy, non-virus them, I don't know, the mary day. And he was like, oh, isn't it so problematic that we're dressing as police? We're going to get cancelled on Twitter.

And talking about that, where's the POC representation here? So there was like, there was like 10 guys getting involved in the scene. And one of them was like, one of them was like round or something or spanned. I don't remember what it was. But one guy was the one who got really high in drugs and left one of the like syringes for not like a needle syringe but like one they just put liquid in and you got that and like someone's dog. Found it and picked up and started running around with it and was chasing the dog trying to get the syringe out of his mouth and then he got picked out.

The dog is fine. I really didn't care about the dogs there I was like, okay. Yeah, what was in the syringe? It was like something G. I don't know what G is like some sort of game drug. GHB. Yeah, it's it's Yeah, do not give it to the dog do not do not do you know? B. I fucking hate GHB Someone spiked my drink with that once and I was in like an island. Someone spiked my drink with it and I was like, oh fuck, like, but I was like pretty one at a time of sex. I was like, you know, it wasn't that bad.

I told my friends about it and he was like, oh fuck, I wish someone spiked my drink. I have to buy mine. Yeah, I did a yellow shot. I did a couple of yellow shots at GHB and the party we had and they're like, well, don't, the person who brought them said, well, don't drink on it. I'm a yellow shot. I did a couple yellow shots at GHB at a party we had and they're like well don't the person You brought them said well don't drink on it. I'm like okay Whatever and I hold you to this I passed out at like 10 o'clock Yeah, and then I woke up at two and I had the worst hangover of my life. Oh really? Yeah. So the moral is going to, don't do GHB. Right.

Yeah, like, when I, when I happened to be, I was like super sick. And I was drinking at the same time. So I didn't even, like, we were drinking alcohol. I was like, what's this? It's a key in a shot or something. I didn't know it was like, tasted it. It's disgusting. And then like, all of a sudden, like, really horny, like having sex,

like, and then afterwards, I'm all fuckers. I felt so disgusting. I felt like, oh, I want to throw up all night. I was like, yeah, I mean, that's what happened to me too. Okay, we're doing a switch of rule. We're doing a switch. We're doing a throw mama from the train with the girl. I don't know, something. You get something out of it. I don't. All right. Yeah, we'll something out of it, all right. Yeah, I will sort of. Anyway, thanks. Thanks.

I'll be good. Thanks, man. Goodbye. Oh my God. I'm sorry, I'm so a bit madder. Oh, you're second at the banana. I don't know, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, you said, like, menacingly cut your banana with a pocket knife or something, you know.

Yeah. So make sure that nobody's going to call you gay. This one goes back to the bonus episode. Okay. Still touching a cock. Somebody was, yeah, concerned about eating a banana in public because, you know, he was afraid everybody around him who's probably not even looking at him or care thinks that he might be. No, why suck a dick. I thought I would think that. Right. So what are the odds that you're going to be near that guy? Well, but you never, people are like me.

There's other people like me that can be looking, being on the lookout. No, those people are dead or have, you know, that song that inward gay, you still haven't heard that? What's that? The inward gay? No. Thing. I'll show you after.

I can't show you one here probably. Probably probably not. But it's a black guy doing it. So even still, I know I can't even you one here probably. Probably, probably not. But it's a black guy doing it. So even still, I know I can't even say it by proxy. What if he had a dig? Could identify as a white guy and then really bad racists. Okay, here we go. Hey, get your shot.

Still, I got home from downloading to your latest episode. You guys are in the fucking boomer. Fucking real issue is the music that's been produced for the last 10 years. It's all fucking shit. It's the kids' music. Honestly, have you heard the rap from P.E.S. as a boomer? He sounds like a boomer. He's a good boomer. He's a guy who's like today. He's the only fucking night in the day. Like 15 years ago, it was night in the day. The stessied of music is just pure shit. Nothing but fame or exactly. That's

what everybody who gets all this stuff. That's what everybody who gets all this stuff. It's a pure shit. You know what music sucks these days. Even rock fail to do that. Shit. That's what everybody who gets older says. That's a pure shit. You know what, you look stuck to you, Dave. Even rock music sucks these days. Plotting, fuck these days. Talk to you later. Ron, they make it back like they've made in Lincoln Park. You want to break stuff.

You want Lincoln Park? Yeah. Okay. About the glory days of limp biz kit. That was talent. Did you see that documentary? No. Woodstock. Woodstock. 99. 99 or two days. I don't know if it was 99. It was 99. It was 96, 99. Yeah. It's just so bad. You talked about that a little bit. The way that they did it. Just rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape. Four dollars for water and they confiscated

your water. Yeah. That's a nice. 99 for bucks for fucking. Yeah. This was and not like the original Woodstock at all. And the portapoddies are just like a fucking quagmire of human act of excrement and whatever. So they made a bunch of shit ton of money off of it

and it's worse than the first one. Way, way worse. And then they got a bunch of like date rape bands. Like it's cool, you can have date rape is there, but you got to balance it out with some like chick bands or else chicks aren't gonna fucking come. Yeah, okay, we'll invite the end to Go Girls. But that's it.

That's it. Exactly. Maybe I don't know. Melissa Atheridge said no. That's what was going on around that time, I think. Yeah. Jewel. Hey, Dick, it's from Chicago.

I just saw a car that had a whole bunch of yeast infections. I'm a bumper sticker on it and it said, Antifa terrorist hunting license. And got me kind of confused because I couldn't tell is it a license from Antifa? Yeah, yeah, terrorists fascists Uh-huh. Is it a license to kill Antifa? It's that.

Yeah, that's what it means. It kind of feels like if you have an Antifa terrorist hunting license, you should whoever you want. I thought that was interesting. Let me know what you think. Who's he allowed to kill? Antifa. The guy who there's bumper sticker on a car, right? Yeah.

Right. He has a license to kill Antifa. Who is it? Antifa terrorists. Hmm. But what if it's, what if he's been embigued by Antifa to hunt terrorists? Or white supremacists. So you're sayingigued by Antifa to hunt terrorists or white supremacists? So you're saying the license from Antifa to hunt terrorists.

The hunt terrorists who are white supremacists. But it didn't say white supremacists. But they don't even say it because that would be deluding the message that they're terrorists. Uh, well, I mean, there's, it's an antifa of the types of terrorism. Well, it's just not clear. It's what I said. Okay, he has a license to hunt the antifateraists that are, you know, throughout the area, apparently. That license has been revoked. Yeah. Right. The end of lethal weapon too. Oh yeah, romantic immunity. Right. Isanthes revoked. right the end of leasal weapon to oh yeah the madda community right ison street vote

uh... okay it's just been revoked ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha show. Well, laughing at the joke will repeat one or two words from the punch line. Uh, while laughing. Oh, uh, oh, let me. Uh, um, yeah, all right. And then even worse is when she didn't like the joke, so we know we're going to go, Hey, I didn't really like that one. Oh, yeah. I was fucking cares. Let's be quiet. Yeah.

Anyway, yeah. I hear it. My, you don't need like, my attention is right over here. You could just not have attention for me for two hours. You're not gonna die. Right. Or maybe you will. I mean, either way, I'm good. Here is, and I went more about one.

Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a rage? Women and the voicemail, no. Well, makes me a rage is when women leave like the foil part of a yogurt or protein jar or something that requires you to peel something off. You know, like, if it's butter, or leon, the little pewable thing. Yeah.

They fucking, they pull it back. Because they think it's like the hymen, thing. Yeah. They fucking, they, they pull it back. Because they think it's like the hymen, like the yogurt. They leave just a little bit attached. A little bit. They're still good. They can put it back like it's still. Back and then you put the top on top of it. Yeah. It's crazy. I've seen that. It works. Crazy. Yeah. I've seen that. I threw such a big fit in my household that that never had to happened again. Really? Doing experiment, you know what I'm saying? Does not how life works. Not only that, it's a fucking evil beyond it. Yeah. The positive you're putting back actually has more bacteria. More bacteria. More possibility of developing

high probability. Like bacteria. Yes. Then what you're actually trying to avoid. Exactly. Is this removing, throwing the fucking trash like it end up inside of a dolphin's blowhole or something? There you go. Yes. We have a dolphin's asshole. Fuck you dolphins.

Fuckin' get it straight. There's more cultures of bacteria is where you raise it and fucking barn. I've seen that. My girlfriend doesn't do that. But why? Because someone, I have seen Alditer. No, she doesn't do it. She just doesn't do that. But I have seen that. Because someone else doesn't do it. I have seen that. I have seen that.

And it is, I look at it's like, well, it's flipped up. Now I'm going to get like yogurt on the back of my fucking knuckles or something. You got yogurt everywhere. Like, it's just another, it's just a thing that's sitting there that doesn't need to be there. It might get smeared on the lid It might yeah, just take it the fuck off Think

For once I clicked away from the episode voicemails. Oh, I'll do one more Oops Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Uh, okay, I'm at this one. Yeah, I know this point has been beat to death, but no fucking boomers, man. Yeah, they're really just fuck everything and the more time goes by, it's more like more obvious realizing it every day. Yeah. And the other thing is they're totally, totally oblivious. I've been trying to fucking work.

I'm not a million old. I think it's funny. You're trying to give me advice like, one of my 10 years, I think it's funny. You try to give me advice like, oh you know what I'm saying? You're just going to get it. I think it's funny. 10 years I've been trying to one against this menace. You know, we're current and then we're like, oh wow, cool.

How did you get your position? And they're like, oh well, there used to be this thing called opportunity. But the government thought of that. Yeah. And I'm like, well what the fuck is talking about and just everything is shitty and they're the ones who made it this way

yeah and they just don't acknowledge it they like yeah the fucking world is going down the talk what you're at the home of the world yeah saying like you're the one who sucks you were the one who sucks like you're the one who sucks. You are voter fraud. You're the one who sucks. Like you are gifted America at its height.

And China is the trash. I can see where the communist and the socialists are coming from. I know me too. What eventually? What's their boomers are just making fucking jokes about that? Can you just fucking shut up? I'm gonna go to my parents' house and

I'm a fucking thump my dad right in his head. Would you just shut the fuck up about that shit? You fucked this whole thing up. China was nothing. We're in the top of the fucking world. And you just love this. Sell the whole country out for interest. Oh yeah, it's awesome.

You know what we should do with the economy? We should make it so we know exactly when the boom bus cycles are. That would be hilarious. That would be hilarious. Wop, wop, wop. You're my kid. Wop, god damn. I've been trying to warn you people

for 10 years about this. Menace, dress like I've been on the fat women. I've been on fat women for even longer than that. Probably 20 years. Yeah, so I'm sure. Maybe even more. Since 2005, I've been out there warning everybody even sooner privately But probably since 2005 I've been number one number one trying to warn you about boomers and fat women

Poverting America and you guys are fucking distracted about men wearing skirts What's known fucking cares about guys wearing huge prosthetic tits, which is fucking great. Guy, men, guys, do whatever you want at all times. That's all that matters, but for boomers and fat women, you're on fucking notice. Stop fucking up the economy, where's our fucking money? Too late.

All right. Too late, it's too late. It's too late. No. It's never too late. Oh, it's too late. It's been too late. You gotta buy a Bitcoin, it's too late. It's too late. No, it's never too late. Oh, it's too late. It's been too late. You got to buy a Bitcoin.

It's just thing. It's always too late. They're laughing at the Bitcoin. Oh, you got a little Bitcoin over there? Yeah, because you can't. Yeah, you guys don't understand this. So you can't fuck it up, actually. Yeah.

Primm or money? Oh, it makes Bitcoin more valuable. Try us. Try us. You guys might get up. You guys might get a couple of fucking kiss ass millennials who come in and try to teach you about Bitcoin so you fuck it up.

You won't get it. They're gonna be dumb and you guys are extra dumb. Fuck you. You're not gonna fuck up our cryptocurrency because you're too stupid to understand it. Okay, goodbye. So yeah, thank you. Thank you.