The Dick Show - Episode 328 - Dick on Death Con 3

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

Kanye goes "Death Con 3 on JEWISH people", Italians vs. Mexicans on Indiginous Columbus Day, my local Target is held hostage by a sleeping man, the flu shot, the clot shot, waifu watchers goes to stay with Andrew Tate in Romania, and Pani calls in sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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If you killed yourself, if you killed yourself, you fucking misted Kanye is calling him out. Kanye is on the fucking, it's death, con, three Sean, it's death, three. What's up with Kanye? What? Kanye, oh man, come on, come on.

I'm on the low energy today. Kanye. Hey, Kanye is on the war bat against OJ Simpson. Uh-oh. The juice. Oh no. Uh, legendary. What was he running back?

Rushing yard, something Heisman Trophy winner responsible for starting all the wars in history. OJ Simpson, the juice who famously changed his gender identity from he, him to they, them. That's how you ferdum now. They caused all the wars. They have been keeping the black man down they get away with murder the juice so conia's on them uh... on you's on

the adl has a little problem with conia some of his remarks yeah yeah i have it i i know nothing about this you know what no well i don't even know if it's I know nothing about this. You don't know. Well, I don't even know if it's safe to talk about. Really? I think my credit rating is bad enough. How is it is?

Why is it that? He's saying some wild stuff Kanye is. But he's Kanye. Kanye is a. So if you can't put black in the title. Kanye is a black guy, right? Kanye is a black guy. So we can say, but only Jay Simpson is a black guy.

Well, that's been. Can you, can you not report the news? That's been the eternal question. Who is lower on the totem pole? Oh boy. Kanye, this is why you can't report the news. Kanye, it's a race. You see, they're, they both love it. They race.

We all know why people are worse. Why people have come back. Why people are reason everything's terrible, right? But the juice, you know, and Kanye, I do my best, the juice, the juice, and Kanye's people have been in a struggle for a long time to get that, you know, it's like the bat, you do, you have a baseball bat, to see it goes first, you go hand over hand over hand and hand over hand and hand over that somebody does the eagle claw the top and then somebody else says like duck season rabbit season that Kanye season the juice Kanye season the juice Kanye's almost season like it's black people and OJ Simpson rental James unions they

go it's the juice Kanye goes it's black people and OJ goes it's the juice really so the juice house at worst than everybody that's what that's what they and when I say they I'm talking about the protons of a pronouns of OJ Simpson, they have been saying for a long time. Has he really changed as to see say they? I mean, otherwise, the bit that I'm doing doesn't make any sense.

Oh, okay. Whoops. I wouldn't think OJ Simpson would have even heard of that. OJ, they, the Jews, every day. We got to teach kids about the, we got to teach kids about the hardships of the Jews. Okay. Yes. I came in when I got into football, we didn't have the kind of support that that they do now, you know, our communities weren't, weren't supported the way in the same way that they are now. It was harder for

me. I was very oppressed. And then Kanye comes around and he says, black people have a worse actually. Yeah. See? Black people season. I get it. The Jews. The Jew. Yeah. So yeah, so he's in a war with the, he's in a war with the ADL. With the Jews.

Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, man. I really am asleep this morning. Ha, ha, ha. It's so funny. That is, you know, and I almost made a joke. I'm like, oh, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying Jews. And then I'm like, oh, maybe you can make that joke. Maybe he almost made a joke. I'm like, oh, you're saying you're saying you're saying Jews. Then I'm like, maybe you make that joke. Maybe he is talking about

OJ Simpson. I mean, I don't know who would who would pit who would put the holidays of his spanic heritage month and Italian heritage month overlapping. And they happen to overlap on Columbus Day when an Italian raped and slaughtered all of my Hispanic family. Who would do something like that other than OJ Simpson? They have OJ has a calendar. Wait, who is the Italian Columbus? What do you mean who is the Italian? Oh, Columbus day is tomorrow. Oh, yes, you know, people's day is tomorrow. Who would pick? I'm thinking people like Mexicansicans I'm thinking of my ins and shit like that. I thought you're talking about like Pizarro and like all they had to do was bump one one Where they are there they couldn't even they couldn't even think of a new name other than heritage

They couldn't call it like a lorasa month or something they fucking slap Tony from hack the movies Is talking about how what a Travis the it is that Chris Pratt ruined the Mario move Mario movie, which is true. Yeah, looks like trash. It looks like trash. If I'm a kid watching that, it's going to be like somebody spliced a dick in the frame every time Mario talks, right? Like fight clubs can be like, sure.

I don't know about that. I don't know about just not Mario somehow, right? And it's not celebrity voice actors, fuck them. But, but they stunt cast and it's never any good. No, they think that like some B list celebrity is going to open a movie or whatever. Does it gotta get these fat moms in the theater? Oh, I love Chris Pratt, I love Jesus Christ, I love.

I, well, here's something that Jesus was a big fan of OJ Simpson as well, people don't know. Jesus was maybe the most famous OJ. Just as a little industry and maybe somebody finds this interesting. Here we go. Yeah. This is a very little known thing, even among people who know about voice acting or some are voice actors themselves. Basically, every big theatrical release that's, you know, where it's like, oh, so and so, Chris Pratt has such and such, Jack Black has such and such. Those movies are all recorded with professional voice actors beforehand. What?

So they get the timing, they know what hits, they get the, and basically, yeah, yeah. It's interesting as shit. What do you mean if this is interesting? Virtually without fail. Wow. And a lot of like, I know a lot of stuff. Like, it's easy for like, the retarded voice out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They know how the jokes hit. They know the timing. And it's not like they can't give their reads, but they know that it works. It's different. It's a different art. It is. You got to know this. It is forwards and backwards.

You can't just show up and read. You do, and you have to, you also have to know how, you've got to bring it a lot more than you think you do, because the studio really flattens you out. So television actors are the worst voice actors because number one, they think that the mic can hear them raise an eyebrow. Yeah. You have to do it all with your voice and you've got to be bigger than you think you have to be. Even when you're whispering, you're talking, it's amazing how much level you need to put out

and how exaggerated you need to make. See, you know, the acting in some ways to really come across. So, yeah. Okay. So, that's, you know, there's, I know a question. But, OJ would, I mean, that's the kind of professionalism you get from OJ. If I go to Home Depot and say like, hey, Trabajo, Trabajo, why don't you guys set me up

like a motion, a billion dollar motion picture. I'm going to get like, okay, in response, right? But OJ Simpson, yes, them to do it. They'll nail it. Yeah. Have a whole system built out for you that's anyway. So not too, not too, uh, derail, but that's, that's something and a lot of voice actors are just like, well, yeah, you're fucking paying me. It's a gig, whatever, but it's also there are some who are just like, fuck you. I've played, I've played this character on this series for 20 years, and you're going to, you're going to stunt cast and you want me to read the scratch to be, to be replaced. Play the scratch.

Fuck you. Yeah. I mean, you're scratching the dialogue. Yeah. Cause you know, because Bill Murray sucked in Garfield. A daddy. Yeah. He wasn't as good as Lorenzo Alamos, whatever that dude is, who did the Garfield voice in Garfield, the cartoon Garfield. Oh, Daddy. Yeah. He wasn't as good as Lorenzo Alamos, whatever that dude is, who did the Garfield voice in Garfield, the cartoon Garfield, the cartoon Garfield.

Lorenzo Alamos. I can't remember who's doing a Bill Murray impression in the real Ghostbusters. Yes. And then Lorenzo's down. This is Garfield. Lorenzo was a lot of covered in Rick and Morty. Yeah. I know Frank Welker is doing Garfield Max or something. I can't remember the original voice of Garfield. It was. I mean, I know the voice, but it does. it always sounded like Bill Murray to me. Yeah, because he was doing it on purpose. Yeah, I know. I know it's not Bill Murray, but then when it came to Bill Murray, it was like, it's not

as good as Garfield. Yeah. It's not as good as the original Garfield, which is an impression of you because so much of Bill Murray's acting is the, is the physicality of it. Yeah, and how he looks like crap. And how he looks, he just has this look that just goes with that kind of dead pants, kind of stuff that I think I go for.

Yeah, yeah. No, it's not to say, if you can't see him, it's like, yeah, that's, you know, it's a different thing. So Tony says Mario's ruined on this Italian heritage month. I was like, well, that can't be right. It's a spana heritage month. I know because it's, that can't be right. It's a spana heritage month. I know because it's all over billboards, all over town. Is it?

You fucking pasta eating fuck. Don't you think you're gonna step on, don't think you're gonna step on my people again, like you did with your ships, the neonus, the penis, and the Santa, and you came and you killed all of my people. And there's a fucking fourth ship that nobody talks about, and I can't fucking remember the name of it. Small dick. Maybe. That's what it's called. And sure enough, Italian heritage wants starts right in the middle, or it's smack dab in the middle of October. I didn't even know there really was an Italian heritage month. They got, of course. I mean, I know that they don't call it Columbus Day anymore, right?

Well, who do you mean they? You know, just the people you do. The people, oh yeah, for sure. For sure. You see here. It's one, it's like, you know, he sailed for, he was sponsored by Spain, right? Yeah. He's a Spanish heritage month.

September 15th to 15th. Italian heritage month, all of October. Who would do such a thing other than OJ CIMS? Okay, anyway, the bonus episode, we have a bonus episode out of Patreon.com, so I said, it's a dick show, thank you for buying it. It's probably worth more. If you bought it for five bucks,

if you're one of those guys, you already got the bonus episode for only $5. You're getting a deal. People have been saying we should charge more for it, but I'm staying firm at $5. Right. You know, it's something I realized telling that story with that doctor, that lady doctor. Oh, yes.

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She says, I know, I know you, I know you feel young, but no, I don't. I don't feel young, bitch. Yeah. Is that a line? Are you trying to get me to grab you? Is that like a sexual on-hander that you're trying to feel? Feeling you young.

I feel much older than my years. Not only does she call me Too Fat. And Too Fat. She can call you Too Fat. She said your BMI is not quite where we want it to be. What the fuck is that? Well, I mean, you, first of all, I'm getting,

I'm getting fat because I can finally work out now. So I'm called the big mass. Secondly, I'm jacked. Yeah. I have enough muscles. I could feed a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, said, oh, you vaccinating his COVID, I said fuck now because it causes heart attacks. Yeah. And the Florida surgeon general agrees with me.

So did you see that? No, but I'm sure I'm not getting the whole story. Oh, here you go, Shawnee. I'm glad you said that. Here's what the Florida Health Department says. Now this, these guys are the boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are, it's so funny.

These guys are experts. You don't believe them anyway. I'm job, I'm job. Every time you bring in something like that, you don't think I researched this, right? I'm not, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. I don't know.

Oh my fucking God. He did it again. No, it just says I got this. I can bring it up on floor. From your retard roundup of Twitter every fucking whoa, whoa, whoa. That's all you do. Slurs, people who get duped send it to you.

How is this? Are you saying all of Florida got duped? Florida's retarded. Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay. California is retarded. With the train robberies. What state is not retarded then? The state of Israel I'm guessing is that?

No, just, oh Jay Simpson. Oh, you're hot. State search in general, here it is. And Alice has found that there's an 84% increase in the relative incidence of cardiac related death among males 18 to 39 within 28 days following mRNA vaccination. Yeah, I get it.

That's the experts. That's what I've been saying the whole time. I'm a young guy. It seems like little risky. That's all. My heart's got, I have a big heart because I'm so caring and considerate and I don't want to put it at risk and cause the world to get a little bit darker. Because my light is extinguished.

Yeah, I guarantee you there's way more to that and I'll bet you said, I'll bet you anything it is fucking debunked to fucking death. I mean, I don't know. I don't know, that's what the surgeon general Florida says. What experts am I supposed to go to? Florida is the shining state in our union. The shining beacon of hope, and freedom. Yes.

And intelligence. Right, that's their known for that. I don't, yeah. Ha ha ha. God damn, you're driving me crazy. Ha ha ha ha. Driving me, absolutely. Fucking crazy. Ha ha ha ha ha. Driving me. Absolutely.

Fucking crazy. What the fucking doctor? Okay, the doctor that told me I was too fat. BMI, not quite where we want it. Too fat. You don't look fat. Thanks. She didn't say you don't look fat, but your BMI is not quite where we want it.

Yeah. The last time I had that done, they said, you're what done? Like they checked like my BMI or just, you know, what do you mean? Well, I mean, I can't remember what the fucking, like even, it was like years ago, where like, well, cause they like take the,

what do they do to you? They just wade me. Yeah, that's well, yeah, they wade me and then they had it done, but you're talking about like a procedure. No, they just wade me on a scale. Sorry, the last time we talked about it. You know what? Yeah.

And the first girl, like the nurse that leads you into the room, this nice black girl that laughed at my jokes. Yeah. She put me on the scale. She's nice because she laughed at your jokes. Yes. Otherwise, I know that women don't get any of the jokes. They's nice because she laughed at your jokes. Yes. Otherwise, they say they don't. I know that women don't get any of the jokes.

They just either choose to laugh or not. Because some of them are bitches. Okay. So she leads me in there. And she pops me up on the scale and you know how there's that one big weight on the bottom and then like the refining weight on top. Yeah.

She takes the big weight and she, and the, yeah, you slide and then, ta ta ta ta ta ta. The top weight was like 20 pounds and she takes the bottom weight and puts it at 50 I said oh honey that's you're a little you're gonna have to go a little more. I thank you I appreciate that but you're about you're about 75% of the way there right now. She's uh she's learned that like you don't because you'll hurt somebody's feelings if you go way up there I just go oh yeah maybe you're not as fat as you look.

You said, what's your Venmo? I mean, what's your cash app? Let me just send you a little tip for something for the effort. Thank you very much. What's your only fan? And then fucking, dragon lady comes in. Oh, you BMI is not a little.

Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. Dragon lady. fucking charts says that's not my actual BMI you gotta put me in a fucking tank for that you bitch I'm going to Florida where they know how to do medicine and they They care about their patients and their hearts

Maybe your hearts fat Probably is Heart head. It's all up there, but you know what really pissed me off about it. What? It's too fat too old Uh-huh, and you have a substance addiction. Yeah. That's what she said. Right.

It's like, we're going to put you down at the substance addiction to give you the referral to get your Adderall. I'm like, well, it seems like you didn't even ask. You just said, that's what you're going to do. Well, it seems like you're not getting in the Adderall. I remember you're like, yeah, this guy is a, this is the paper work. This is the procedure to make sure that you don't get out of our records.

Can I F O I A or form a freedom of information my medical records? Well, I have all this shit to talk about. I'm wasting it on me. When should a stupid story? You'd be entitled, of course, to your own medical records, right? Maybe.

I don't know. I would think, and I would think OJ would not want me to have my medical records. Why would OJ not want you to have your medical records? So he can plan around to fucking sell me whatever. You know, OJ, he's a fucking killer. Yeah.

He doesn't even care. He's out golfing after getting away with murder. He doesn't give a fuck, and they don't give a fuck. Yeah. The Jews. Uh huh. Yeah. So the thing that really pissed me off was, she goes, well, do you want a flu shot?

That really pissed you off. I said, yeah. And then I didn't get my flu shot. Wait, you said, yeah, this is going to be a lie. I said yes. Why would you, because I don't want to get other people sick. That's phenomenal. I've never believed the flu shot.

I've actually never had a flu shot. Well, it sucks because it could get you sick. It could give you the flu because it's not this... No, it's... Yes, it can. No. Yes, it can. You can get sick from a flu shot.

No, they're dead fucking... No, no, it's not an anthrax vaccine. They're different. You can get flu shot. Hold on, let me look it up. I fucking... I know this is true. Can you get a little sick can get flu shot. Hold on, let me look it up. I fucking, I know this is true. Can you get a little sick from the flu shot?

That's a react, that's when you're building antibodies. Yes, but it doesn't give you the flu. What the fuck is the difference between reacting to a flu shot and reacting to flu? That's the same sick feeling. No, it's not, it's not a severe and it's not as long. Yes, but you can still get it. You can still get a little sick. Okay, you can yes You can feel but it's not it's not sick, but I feel bad. Okay fine. You can feel sick

That's Flushot doesn't give you the flu But the flu is just symptoms. What people identify as... No, it's an influenza virus. Yeah, but what you're the miserable feeling is symptoms. The flu doesn't do that. Your body's reaction to the flu does. Yes, you do.

You know what, I have the symptoms. I'm a fucking no medicine now, Sean. I know you do. Good God. Have you ever heard of the Mandela effect? Yeah, I have. I have. Oh, man, this guy with a, my girlfriend calls her a text means she's on her way to Target and she goes, oh my God, this guy with a gun has taken over Target. Wait, what? Yeah, my girlfriend

goes to Target. She's, you know, Saturday. She's got about 12 hours of errands to run. So she goes out, she says, she texts me. She goes, this guy with a gun has taken over Target. Hostage types situation. She's got the gun. It's taken over Target. And I said, Oh, God. Was it before or after you got in the target? And she goes, it was before I got in the target? Mm-hmm. And she goes, it was before I got in the target. I said, I'll thank Christ. The last thing I need is you in there

for seven hours in a hostage standoff just endlessly buying things at top. Right? Oh God. Oh God. Did this happen? Yeah, it happened. Is that where? What target? Right down the street, the closest target. Really? Yeah, the good one.

When? I don't know, like two days ago, I was on Citizen. Man with a gun. Oh, man with a gun. Taking over the target. So all the cops are ass, he's like, all the cops are everywhere and I was like, yeah, yeah, but you're not holding a gun. So there's no danger to me in my money

because you didn't get in the target. So what, oh, wow, I can't believe it. Oh, man. I can go back to really dangerous doing what I do. I'm gonna go back to playing Pokemon on my iPad. Yeah. So I look more in his story and then ladies are broadcasting from inside the target in between buying stuff. Oh my God.

And all the cops. All the cops are out just like when I got swatted. Yeah. You know, they've got, they've circled all their cop cars. But where is demands? Fucking the motherfuckers just fell asleep in his car and there was a gun in the passenger seat. Oh, he was not even in the target.

Not even in the target. And they shut down the target, blocked off all the streets because a guy fell asleep with a gun in his car. Huh? Can't even have a nap. You can't even have a fucking nap. What if the car get what if a gun on this? Why would you not have a gun on the seat plate?

Don't wake me up. Don't wake me up or else shoot you. Don't wake me up. Don't buy too much at the target or else something could happen to you. Actually, that's pretty, you could sleep, you know, unmolested, just like, you're gonna break up. I'm gonna wake up and grab that gun

before you break the window and get in there. Don't fucking wake me up. Do not wake me up. Maybe I will do that for now on. I'm gonna just keep a gun under my, I'm gonna keep that gun before you break the window. Don't fucking wake me up. Do not wake me up. Maybe I will do that from now on. I'm gonna just keep a gun under my, I'm gonna keep a gun in my bed at the halfway point, where is the halfway point? I'm gonna measure it and just put a gun right there

as a reminder, not to tread on a halfway point. The halfway point between and the sides of the bed, right in the middle, right? Got it. And it legs also count. So it goes all the way down. Maybe I'll put it in the middle, right? Got it. And it legs also count. So it goes all the way down, maybe I'll put it in the middle of the bed. So if I feel any kind of knocking, I'll go,

get down your own fucking side of the bed. Get down your own side of the bed. Yep. Anyway, can you believe that? Just a guy mining his own business trying to take a nap with his gun with his favorite sleeping gun that he's got? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's Lin with his favorite sleeping gun. Yeah, that he's got. It's like in cops, it's Linus' blanket.

Yeah. It's like there's a medical sleeping gun that I hate. It's a therapy gun. Or, you know, did you see or what did the cops like busted open a guy who was eating a hamburger at a fast food and just started shooting him? Yeah. How about that?

Yeah, I did. It's cops are going nuts. I only saw the headline. Wasn't it, was there just a settlement? Did that just happen or was that, I don't know. Or did they, I think they just, I know they just fired that cop, I think.

Oh, did they? I think so. I didn't read anything of it. I just, I skimmed really quick. He'll be shooting black guys on the unemployment, not a lie now, officer. Yeah. Sorry to hear about that, buddy. I donimmed really quick. He'll be shooting black guys on the unemployment. Now I lie now, officer. Sorry to hear about that, buddy. I don't know, man.

What was he, yeah, what was the, okay, give me your version of that story. I don't know, just a fact. I probably had warrants or something for weed or something or other. Who's eating a hamburger? Eating a hamburger. You know how cops are.

Get the fuck in. What are you holding a hamburger? Get the fuck in the hamburger. Get the fuck in the hamburger. Get the fuck in the hamburger. Get the know how cops are. Get the fuck in. What are you holding a hamburger? Get that hamburger. Put that hamburger down. Get that hamburger down. Finish, show me faster. Show me faster. I'm allergic to onions.

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Thanks for your anecdotal evidence on that. Yeah, I had to, well, I read a lot about doctors just like how difficult it actually is to get it to go through your skin and how like in order to do stuff like that, you have to have like a delivery system has to be like wet. It's usually either like, you know, it's like an alcohol based like a... So you're saying it works like every other drug.

It's fascinating. Yeah, your skin is, you know, you can absorb things through your skin. It's inefficient, but it's very even and that's why they choose to give some drugs like that for that very steady effect. But yeah, from, I haven't seen, I haven't seen anything, anything credible that says you can pick up a dollar bill with fentanyl on it and OD.

I haven't seen anybody. But let's tell women that we've laid all of our money with fentanyl. Yeah. Like, be careful. There's a dollar bill in my wallet that has fentanyl all over it. So if you happen to grab the wrong money, then watch out. Yeah. Well, that's like, that was obviously started

by a guy who was sick of his wife going to target so much. So his money could be laced with fentanyl. So it keeps out of his wallet. Here's something cool. Uh huh. your, it keeps out of his, his wallet. Here's something cool. Uh, in case you're having, in case you're in too good of a mood from Kanye and the OJ Simpson fight. Oh boy. Uh, it's, uh, it's the Ukraine Twitter. And they're saying, I think they're talking about like, Ukraine that bridge, the country has a Twitter Well, yeah, how else do you have a sham war that's a proxy for money laundering for the Biden crime?

Is there a is there a United States just a United States Twitter? Well, it's the president Yeah, yeah, so like Ukraine like I mean and who's like? Who's verified I got to know more about this. Just, Oh, you cranes, the Ukraine's Twitter. Who is this really? Some, some fucking bitch probably Biden. Actually, your camel hair is probably some

camel hair is what's her name? Probably a Camelac. Come on, come on. Is it Camelac, Camelac, Camelac? Are you gandon, giant? You see, it's pissed that Biden's undoing all the black people she arrested for weed. Probably. Probably.

Probably. It took me months to arrest all those, it took me years, 10 years of my life. I had to suck so many dicks to get those black guys in jail for weed. Well, but she got, she didn't hate that bitch, man. Yeah, she got mine. I got nobody vote for her. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, how could you not just look at her in the way she laughs and like keeps, like just acts like she knows what a joke is. Well, it's fun and like a good, a fun person. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's wrong with you. I don't know anybody. I don't know anybody who voted for, ticket, that Andy and Hillary Clinton, that liked

doing it. Oh, man. You know, like, it says, they enjoy their nuclear war. Nobody was excited about Biden or Harris. I was really upset about the bomb. You know, like, you guys, you gotta, you gotta stop fucking around with nuclear weapons. We lose, we lose like, you lose, you get into the teens and we're fucked. I'm talking about Bill Billions dead. You mean a famine, teens, you mean like

nuclear weapons, megatons? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a number of bombs. Oh, the teens owe the bombs. Yeah, you want, you hit 20, everyone's got, it's my time. Everybody but you. I saw so many no doctor telling me I'm too fat and too old. Then I saw some blue checks saying, actually the danger of nuclear reponses is experts say it's overrated. I'm like, oh, we're gonna expert ourselves into a nuclear holocaust.

That's what I'm gonna tell you guys. 20 were dead. They're, they're, they're, Dean. I'm just one's dead. I'm just going by what we know about him is, you know, they're bad. Nothing. Yeah. They're bad.'re, Dean, I'm just, one's dead. I'm just going by what we know about him is, you know, they're bad. Nothing. Yeah.

They're bad. So then you, Crane, it doesn't end well. Ukraine pops this one out of sick burn. And I'm like, you know what? That, that, that, that, yeah, that definitely sounds like. Ukraine, sick burn. Yeah, maybe, let's just do the new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new. Means they're verified. Yeah, I know, but like verified, like,

Well, this is the country's, this is the country's official account. Ukraine. And they write things like sick burn. Bro, it's like, they are, I mean, okay, Ukraine, the Ukraine government is an extension of the Democratic Party. And who says, yes, this is the official Twitter account. You've not been duped. This is a, this, this reeks to me.

What do you mean reeks? This reeks of, Do you think this is a scam? Yeah. They, they've two million followers. This is the official account of Ukraine. That's it. Yeah.

You know, this is a joke. I mean, I think it's verified. I, I think it's, I don't think verified means much. Oh, well, well, okay. Take it out. Maybe it's not, I don't know. It's funny, I was talking to my parents brought up Putin. I don't know, can you believe that guy would do that?

Well, yeah. What do you guys talking about? What do you mean? Can I believe he would liberate the independent states of Donbass and who wants? Could I believe that? I said, yeah, that is again. Oh no, he's just, he's just, I'm like,

do you guys even remember? Like, you are alive. I know, because I was alive when the USSR went to FUNC'd. Yeah. And the fucking Berlin wall went down. You never remember? There was all a big scam. You never remember the whole country. He scam. You never remember that the whole country

is like living poverty. And then this guy comes along and just says, lemme say, how you, he, who used to work for the KGB though? Oh yeah. You voted for George HW Bush. What do you mean you used to work for the KGB? You voted for his, for his fucking counter parts.

God damn it. So bring on the nuclear holocaust, am I? Good times. Is my new, uh, magi-new mantra? Is my new attitude, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh, let's see how broke our people. Oh, God.

You wanna see that? That's, oh wait, here's the pressing. Sean, here, here's a woman pressing. John, here's a woman. Fucking expensive. Here's a woman who had a big TikTok following she's in prison facing allegations of repeatedly sexually abusing a child. Can you believe that headline?

So that's a weird thing for a woman to do, right? Say again. A woman, here's the headline accused. A woman known for a TikTok following is in prison over allegations of sexually abusing a child. Like a woman, sex crimes being perpetrated by women are skyrocketing. I don't know if you made that.

Wait, wait, what? Read the headline, you see the headline. Yeah, and I'm seeing where this is going. Go and see if these women are just so horned up. This is great. They're beautiful. A woman, nonverstrand TikTok following his in prison, amazing.

Look at his lady. Do you believe that? Looks like she has a, a dick talk following. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Am I right? I don't know. What's she talking about? Yes.

We're talking about the juice. Oh, the juice. You see back? I'm're talking about the juice. Oh, the juice. You see back? I'm adding. I'm adding. I'm adding. I'm adding. Oh, shit.

Okay. I told Chase to call it a minute. So all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, all these, I can, I can see. Oh, you can see that it's a, yeah. That's a mad, like, Avery and Monster with a wig, right? Yeah. Hey. Oh boy. I called it a TMZ this week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I totally fucked it up. You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I tweeted something about like a gay romcom boys that came out. Made some joke about it. So they're about that one. Oh, it's a gay romcom with them. Uh-huh. Two men. Oh, okay. There's like a lot. Is it like a released on like Netflix or something or not?

No, it's theaters. It's in theaters. Is it? But it's bombing and the director blamed straight people as opposed to just making a bad movie. Yeah, and gay people have been pretty specific with their criticisms of the movie because gay people don't like it either. They're like, well, you got like, you got like the main character who's like, obviously a self-insert is you. And then the love interest is like this is not like gay guy way out of your league. Yeah, like Tom Hanks and McRion, they fit. Brad Pitt, Angelina Gilligan, right? They fit.

Sure. Edward Norton and the lady, Fight Clone, Ryan's like, okay. And that's, he's a bad part of it. He'll blow up on straight people and I said, well, it's not straight. I mean, women, guys aren't really beating down the door to get it wrong. Yeah.

Well, so they have me on there. It's really easy to say, well, it's because everybody's bigoted, everybody is it's like, no, but it's it's objectively bad. Like it's you can make a, you know, I do you think that appeals to anyone? Because everybody says that now gay romcom. No, any the the PR reaction of, well, actually, it's because the audience is racist or in cells or bigoted. Because no press is bad press, right? Like, at least, because, guys are, the guys on the ride are trained to react to people calling them bigots.

So it just puts it in the news more. Yeah. I think it's actually a good marketing strategy. I mean, on that pretense, yeah, yeah, I think. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it gets people talking about it. Yeah, yeah think it's actually a good marketing strategy. I mean, on that pretense. Yeah, yeah, I think yeah, I mean it gets people talking about it Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's you know, it's I think people just kind of roll their eyes now a lot of the time when they hear Well, it's just because you know, they're bigoted or there's something like that. It's like, oh, there's probably, you know, it's probably kind of bad too. Yeah.

That's what I think. Anyway, I was on TMZ talking about it. Yeah. I was, they had, they asked me to go on TMZ to just like talk about, because they thought it was funny. And I'm like, well, just come on or talk about, there's like talk about Alic Baldwin. That's your topic. I'm like, okay. So they just gave you a fucking topic. That's your topic. I'm like, okay.

So they just gave you a fucking topic. Yeah, so I come in and I'm like, and they're like, okay, we can hear you and I'm watching the show and they're like talking about Alec Baldwin. I'm like, okay, yeah, you go, go, go, go. Yeah. I'm gonna just start like making jokes about Alec Baldwin. What a weird, what a weird, like,

it was weird. Yeah. Well, they said like, I'll say, go, go, go, go, go. And that's your cue to go. You sure this is, this is, this is TMZ and not Ukraine Twitter. They were verified as well. Okay. So like, go, go, go, go, go. And I'm like, okay.

So I just started talking about Alec Baldwin and making some jokes. And then I'm watching like Harvey Levine and that black guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like halfway through, I figured out that they're like, they could hear me. I'm like, oh, I thought this was a,

I thought this was just like a crank, crack pot. Roundup that you wanted me to do. It's like, oh, okay. And then Harvey goes, okay, stop. Yeah. Sorry about the black jokes, by the way. I didn't know you could hear me. So then I watched when it came out, because I'm like, oh man, okay, that's not what they

wanted. I watched when it came out and they cut off. They just took the first thing that I said and cut off like the next. What's you got like one statement? What's statement in? I said like big props to Alec Baldwin for getting back to work.

Like I spill a drink at a bar and I spill a drink at a grill at a bar. I'll never go back to that bar. But Alec Baldwin kills Lady of work and he's back to work before the body's cold. He's something like that. Oh, God. But I mean, you know, I talked for hours on here on in a interrupted with no preparation.

Yeah, right. Right. It was like a Mac and always studying. He was like, oh, yeah, he went off and I watched it later. Okay. Well, yeah. All right. Whatever.

Oh, well, let's talk about TMZ. Yeah, I got on TMZ if you see it. Where is Chase? Wife who watches. What's that man? What's that? Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. I got on TMZ if you see it. Where is Chase? Wifeoo Watchers! What's that man? What's that?

Can you hear me? Yeah. Hold on, I'm just gonna close my office door. 30 second. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Is it work? Yeah, he's at work. Close the door.

How's it going? Good, Andrew Tate calls, teaches you to call your bedroom, your office. That's part of why. Well, actually in my office, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Penjames, a second office. We call you Chase, right? Is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It was a second office. We call you, we call you Chase, right? Is that, they call me Chase.

Okay. I'm pretty crazy. I've one of my trip was just like, they all just short into, they're like, they all just call me wife who was pretty funny. Wife who, I like wife who better. Yeah. You just call me that thing. So you've called in before, you called in with your really hilarious groundbreaking video

where you're telling women that you're not interested in them because they're, there's a whole whole litany of I mean we all hate women. We all know why we're not interested them But you only prefer two dimensional women Yeah, like my enemy wife's yes, and they melt it down. They wanted to hang you they hate you cuz Women women their simps women in their orbiters and simps. Yeah, yeah. Because their pussy currency is no good at your casino. God damn it. Not at all. They're trying to spend Disney dollars at Caesar's Palace. Boy, that's a real, it shows you a lot about them, them, that they get that upset about,

yeah, about this guy who just, it's like, what about all the other Bill Hins of guys? Why are you so upset about him? They get mad at me because they couldn't, they couldn't get me if they, if they, even if they wanted it, right? That's like, that's like the walking into a car dealership with the zero dollars and being like, I can't afford anything. I hate this place. I hate this place. Okay, so then that somehow parlayed into you getting invited to Andrew Tate's playboy mansion in Romania. Can you tell us about how that happened first?

Yeah. So I made my couple of videos that went insanely viral. And you know, I, I, I, I've, blue check marks hitting me up after the first two blew up, like, you know, just a bunch of random people trying to get on the wave of whatever is going on with me. And then this is right when I first called in last time. I think this is a couple of months back. I'm probably like March or April or May or something. And I get this one DM from this guy.

I got some rich guy likes all my pictures, comments on one of them, and then sends me a DM. And I'm like, who the fuck is this? I had no idea. Check this profile. I'm like, I don't know who this is. So I called to my friend, like my roommate, and I'm like, you know, so I'm like rich dude, just commented all my stuff. He's like, just like posing with cars and stuff.

And he looks really cool. Like, who the fuck is that? And Kenny's like, is his last name, Tate? Is Tate in his Instagram name? And I was like, yeah. So this is before they were like nuclear big, like they weren't doing that popular. So it was Tristan, and the Tristan DMs me, he's like,

okay, he says, don't let the haters break you. And I was like, all right, that's it, I'm in. That's what he DM me. He DM me. And when was this? When was this? April? May. this? April? This like May, April, March, April, May, like those three months.

I don't know if you're on my show. When were you on the show? When were you? Around then. Around then, one second video really. So probably keeping their ear to the, you know, tracks of the show. John. Yeah, I'm only going to take credit for it, but maybe.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Tristan came across it on like Twitter or something. He just, I don't know, I think a bunch of people were sending the video because he was still kind of like, King of the Volcels, you know? Yeah. With the watch. Voluntarily, he's all the way. Volcels.

Yeah, just do so. I've heard that. I've heard that. Yeah. So yeah, he ended up seeing the video, hit me up. And then we kind of chatted back and forth for a while. And then right when he hit me up, I was like, yo, I got video ideas ideas and it looks like you cars. I don't really know who you are, but we should like I got to figure something out here so I told him I'd send him a business proposal.

I was like, listen, give me some time. I got to make like an official purpose because I'm sure you guys only speak money. Right, I can't just be like. I can't be an Instagram DM. It's got to be like something thought out and planned right. Can I see the business proposal? I won't show it. Can I see it? It's like a seven minute video. It's ended up making a seven minute video for them. Like I spent probably 40, 50 hours scripting the video,

editing it, filming it. Okay. It's like me, green screen, like a Steve Jobs presentation, but I'm green screened. It's like a bunch of meme. prestige worldwide, like Will Ferrell. Yeah. And it was like, there's like bar graphs behind me on like Andrew Kates popularity versus anime.

And I just like completely linked it up and they thought it was fucking hilarious. I mean, I wouldn't have had to send that. They would have invited me out anyways. But I just, I was like, okay, I might as well, I might as well really do the full commitment right if we're gonna first go 100. First impression. Yeah, this is one of the I would have invited you out anyway because you would have done something like this anyway.

Exactly. So I sent the video to Tristan and I assumed that he was just gonna watch it like on his phone and bet or something. And then he sends me like six hours later, he's like, I wake up to a DM from and he's just like, oh, what's that message? Cause you know, I got his phone number, obviously.

Yeah. So he's, uh, he sends me a message. He's like, yeah, we're just putting, I'm just going to put it on now. I'm just going to watch it now. I was like, okay. And then he sends me another message of my video on one of Andrew Tates big screens. And Andrew, Luke, and his entire team is like sitting around the computer screen watching it.

So the Tristan takes a picture of Andrew and everyone was like, oh my God, how embarrassing. I just thought Tristan was just gonna watch in his own time. We have like financial investors and managers. Who the fuck knows sitting at that table? But they all ended up watching the video. That's cool, did you feel like? Were you like, nervous, like nervous?

Like oh shit. I was just like, you know, I mean, whatever, everyone's already seen my videos, right? So it's not insane, but it was just, it was something funny cause I was kind of, it was kind of, it's like a cringey, funny, business proposal, right? I just thought it was for Tristan,

because Tristan and I have rapport like we talked. Yeah. So he just literally finished the video, sent me a picture and then I just got a message from him. He just said, when can you fly? So I was like, I don't know. Okay. Flying out, Sean, what do you want to do that? Fly out to, uh, annotate or compound in Romania. Yeah. All these. Well, I can't always think of a whole full of horse, all these prostitutes or whatever lose swimming. I got back probably like five days ago. So I spent, I think a

week in a bit in Romania, maybe just a week, I don't remember. What was it like? Yeah, dude, it was fucking insane, man. It was insane. I got to hang out with those guys. Man, I slept on Andrew Tates couch for days, man. I was a couch server at Andrew Tates house

next to his quarter million dollar TV. I'd fall asleep watching that every night. Why is this TV so expensive? It's like huge. It's like a giant, it's like a giant, it's like a custom like fucking two or 300 inch TV made up of like tiny little TVs. Like there are all these little screens

that are like sewn together, like what you'd find on like a four, and it's like 8K too, it's like insane. Fuck the TV, what about the horrors? What kind of horrors does he have? It is compound, like what is it? Does he pick you up in a limb? I mean, I, this has been like the biggest, I don't

know, a couple of weeks of Andrew Tate's life, right? Like he got, exactly. He was destroyed online. He appears, appears Morgan had him on and tried to like, moralize and tried to like, castrate him. Oh, appears Morgan is insufferable. I was, dude, I took the private jet with him to London for that event, like for that interview. Because we had to cut the hangin' out early. Yeah, and he was like, yeah, okay, well, we're gettin' on a jet, like you can fly home from London. So we're gonna get the jet to London because I gotta go on Pierce Morgan.

So we hopped on, I got a bunch of funny pictures of wife who watchers on a private jet sitting next to Andrew Taylor, which is pretty funny. Fucking awesome. But yeah, I was there for that. The last I saw of him, we got off the private jet, I got in my own little van thing, and then he got in this crazy fucking Maybok brabis transport van. I'm sure it's like $6 million.

Like the brands on it were insane. And he gets in that, and then I'm pretty sure he like six fucking six million dollars. Like the brands on it were like insane. And he gets in that and then I'm pretty sure he just went from that van straight to the peers Morgan interview. I'm pretty sure. Wow. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. What was the last thing he said to you? Stay gold, pony boat.

What was the last thing he had to say to you? I didn't have service on my phone when we got to London. He was like, okay, well, you got to get the airport. So booking over to go to the airport. And I was like, I don't have service on my phone when we got to London. He was like, okay, well, you got to get the airport, so booking over to go to the airport. And I was like, I don't have anything on my phone. So he needed to figure it out on his phone. And he just said, this is way below my pay grade. And he ordered, oh, I got the van.

Got one of the nice things. You didn't have your global plan turned on? Is that, you didn't have the chance to do that before you left? No, I was connected with the Tate Wi-Fi. Oh, damn. The whole power. My man came out before Burning Man to build the art sculpture and he's the same thing. He didn't get a call plan. So he couldn't call anybody to check on anything. I'm like, fuck, I mean, come on, man. What do you do? Oh, my job. Because I had like, I had like some fucking wage slave

job before I went out because I was like, just needed to have something in the background that would work a few hours a week. And then just like, stop. I just, I told them, I was like, oh yeah, like, well, crazy story, like my grandma died. And then my grandpa died too. So I got to go to Romania where they live. And I gotta go save my final goodbyes.

And they're like, oh, well, and of course, I'm just like a slave. They died because of Putin. Yeah, exactly. He bombed them. They were with COVID. Yeah, even then they were like, well, like, do you, I'm like, fuck you guys. So I went and I was just like, I'm never going back to work. Fuck that shit.

So I still haven't even hit them back yet. I'm just, you never going back to work because you're shit. So I still haven't even hit them back yet. I'm just, you never go back to work. Because you're like, I'm never going back to work. I'm real man now. You're like a 10. Yeah, no, I do.

I send it. I met so many. I send it. Really nice people that gave me so much really nice info. And they knew all about what I was about. And meeting people for the first time that really saw the potential and knew what what I was about and they were like dude Like you could make it like fuck real work go home and grind and like do that shit. I was like

All right What are you about? What do you think that they think you're about? They thought I was amazing. I've never just so you guys know like you you think that Andrews Andrew and Tristan's like the really nice guy cool guy Andrews Andrews is like a quiet, stoic beast. Like Andrew doesn't really actually say much, like we'll all be hanging out in the war room. We're all like smoking cigars,

party, and drinking. And Andrew's a pretty quiet guy. He only really speaks when necessary. So he's kind of like the reserved tactician. I mean, he's the guy that plays chess all day. And when I wake up on the couch, and I just look over to Andrew on his computer, and he would just be playing chess.com. That's all he does. We're at the club. I have a video

of us at the club. He's just sitting on the, there's like 90 girls around us. And he's just sitting on the couch playing chess on his phone. He's disincented. Is he involved in that chess scandal with the anal beads at all? He knows all of that. We talked about it a bit. But what is his opinion on that? The cheating. I think he just said that, yeah, it was definitely cheating. There's no way that you can beat Magnus when Magnus says the white piece is something. I don't really know this.

Yeah. Yeah, I met, so those guys are really nice. They all, like, I mean, obviously Tristan saw the potential of me because he invited me out there, right? So he really likes the videos and what I'm about. Well, what was it? What was it like? Like, what was your, what's the, I mean, you show up and out there, right? So he really likes the videos and what I'm about. And then at all. And what was it like?

Like, what was your, what's the, I mean, you show up and they pick you up in some kind of supercar, right? Yeah, no, I picked up, in my head I was envisioning it that like Tristan would pick me up in some insane whip. But actually Tristan was, he was sick for the first four days. Like he didn't even come out of his bedroom. He was sick with some crazy fucking, he like food poisoning, like he didn't come out of his bedroom. I'm

pretty sure their bedrooms have like, it's like a full house in their bedrooms. They like everything you could ever go to. He told me Michael Jackson. That's why it's no big deal. Yeah. Does kids slept in his bedroom? Yeah. Cause there's a bathroom right there. Yeah. Everything is in there. So that door didn't open for four days, except for girls going in and out to help him and like bring him soup and food and stuff. Wow. Wow, the girls there. How many girls, how many girls were there

at the horror compound that you were staying in? It depends, man, it depends because like it's just the boys there during the day where I'll just smoke in cigars, chat and talk in. Fuck. And then, and then Wrangle time comes, we go hit a really expensive restaurant. They bring their, they bring their main pieces.

We go to a expensive restaurant, sit down. They'll be, they all got their main pieces and then we eat at the restaurant like 10 p.m. and then we go to the club after like 11 and 12. Okay. At the club, it's just like we walk in and it's, you know, the 18 pulls in, right? Like everyone at the club stops what they're doing. And these clubs are insane. Like you don't, you know, the 18 pulls in, right? Like everyone at the club stops what they're doing. And these clubs are insane. Like you don't, you think Romani don't cut that money?

Like these, these clubs are like nicer than what you would see in Miami. Like they're insane. Like, like, the raw materials are just kind of like nothing, right? Like, like, the shit there is so nice and the people there have so much money. So we would be like, we walk in at like, it's like the record stops, you know, like, er, what we walk in. And then we go to the very front because we

got our own like VIP reserve spot at all the clubs, we go the front. And then over the course of the rest of the night, every hot girl would filter their way through the crowd of people. And then kind of like orbit the zone. And then they'd kind of like take a step in and now they're like, pass the VIP line like, okay, and then they come in a little closer in a mingle Chicks coming over But oh yeah, they'll speaking this they're all really bad. Yeah, they're all really friendly too But by the end of the night there's like 20 or 30 tens just kind of in the ring with us. Do you have any pictures of this? I do. I got, yeah, I got pictures. Can you send me, I won't, I won't share them. I just want to see what you want to say.

I want to say, we want to say. We want to say. Yeah. I have a video of me, so we pulled. Did you fucking worse while you were there? To us sleeping on, just so you guys know, Andertate's house is the most heavily surveilled place. It's like more surveillance than an airport. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

And I was sleeping on his couch. Kind of like, kind of like a boy, just a girl with 50 cameras and heat, and like, heat mapping. You're not going to fuck a girl on camera, you're saying? Yeah, it's just kind of bizarre. I don't like I'm not going to disrespect them like that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe we're about in a bath. You might have disrespected them by not sleeping. Yeah, I would have been weirded out if I like brought a homey over and he fucked a chick in my bathroom. I was just like, I have to go and fucking clean that shit, man. What the hell? And you take can fuck anyone he wants in

my bed. I don't care. The craziest part about the whole thing, though, is we would absolutely destroy the house every night. And then every morning, every morning I would wake up and it would just be clean. They would clean around me and like there would be fucking broken cigars everywhere. Just so you guys know those cigars of smoking are like every time it's like $150 to $500 a cigar. Wow. How did you make all that money?

Just camhors? I smoked a years. I smoked probably a year's worth of rent for me in just cigars that were given to me. How do you feel about that? It's insane. Like the thing is like, I don't know, they don't really, it's not like some of you get jealous at

because it's like so much money where you couldn't, you couldn't be like, that could be me. Like I wish that were me, like it's so. Yeah. Like it's not, I did develop a nasty cigar addiction though, so I got home and I was like, okay, I gotta grind this like video thing, I get on YouTube, I just need to get enough income coming in

that I can be smoking $150 a cigars like twice a week for the rest of my life, like that's kind of the goal now. It's just, good luck. Yeah, make enough cash that we can be, just I don't want a nice house, already own everything that I want, everything's already nice. I got my own. My car is really nice. My truck's really nice. I have everything I want, but I just can't afford the absolutely baller cigars. That's the that's the extra sweet. Well, that's sweet. It's nice. They're a little cheap. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no. No, no. I'm not a camera-liable. I'm just gonna be, got to be crazy co-hebos.

They're like not even English on the rash. It's gonna be crazy. But it's pretty funny though, because so we're going out to all the clubs. Yeah. And Tristan got me like anime body pillows made for the trip. Yeah. Where are the pictures of this stuff? Send me pictures so we can look at this while you're talking about it.

Especially of the nightclub thing that you're doing with all the here. Here, I'm just just trying to. Oh, then there's one of these videos of us all in the. Oh, fuck. I'm canceled. Oh, no fucking dammit wage cap. Wait, she's the exception.

She shows up. Fucking. No, she said, can we possibly do Monday instead? The show goes on too late. Tell me, don't tell me it noon. Can we reschedule? This is next week. Yeah, we're doing the show right now. We're doing the show right now. I just sent you a damn it, Pawnee. Thing hand. Goddamn it. You should come through of all of us. She has good track or though. I'll give her that.

Feeling sick, a.k.a. hung over or has her period. Oh boy. It'd be cool. You know, if she had a hijab on or was too dimensional, or was too dimensional, she'd be here right now. Yeah. Rio girls come with real problems. That's kind of like my motto. Okay, I sent you a video, it looks like it's not coming through and just go there, you

can have to download it to watch it. Yeah, it's a video of all of us. Okay. It's a Hummer Stretch limo. And it's probably just like six of us guys and there's probably, oh, to play this video, I need a dollar codec. Of course. Oh, yes, it's not going to happen. No, no, I could. What is with that? Right. Are you sound? It sounds like a phone near somebody's mic or something. So we had the body pillows and we'd get them. So we'd go to

clubs and we would get, uh, George Anna, his assistant to sneak them through the back because there's no way in it. Like these are such high-end clubs that they would never let you through the door with that. Okay. Because it just looks bad and there's like lots of other Tycoon millionaires also at the club. Okay. And so Georgiana would sneak them through the back.

And then we'd get them in a VIP so I'd have my wife who body pillows with me. And there's like all these. Yeah, there's this crazy, there's this crazy fucking thing where at these clubs you can pay like $3,000 US dollars and you can put all the walls are like floor to ceiling screens at these clubs. Like they're really nice and they play like all kinds of like trippy shit and you can pay like $3,000 US a year. Who knows what it is.

I'm pretty sure you said it was every time I do that it's $2,500 or $3,000 US dollars. But you can put a message on all the screens around the club. And then, oh, okay, shit. Sorry, hold on. Installing my codec, your video will play as soon as it's done. Okay. And then all the girls that work, they have all these like, model looking bitches, and they all come out with bottles of champagne.

And there's sprinklers flying. Oh, wow, okay, Sean, look. I'm not gonna play. Wife, you do not want me to play this on the show, right? This is just as looking at this. This video's not bad, yeah, you can show that video. Okay, I can show us in the, whatever it is, the fucking Lambo, Sneco's in there.

Sneco's in there? Yeah, Sneco was there the whole time with me. Oh my God. And Sneco got totally destroyed. He's everywhere. Sneco had two 1 million subscriber channels. Sneco was a black guy. He's cool.

He's like, I mean, whatever, I don't know what you call us. He's just like, he's like the red guy. Yeah, he's a red guy. Yeah, he's I don't know what you call us. He's just like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's the state junior content extraordinaire. Yeah. Is a black guy?

He's black guy. Black. He's like, he's like, he's like, almost black. I'd say, I think he's like a quarter. Yeah, he could pass. I mean, yeah, he can get the pass for sure. He's a quarter black.

Yeah, he's a quarter black. So he got all his, not black enough not to be canceled. Yeah. So he got all his, black enough not to be canceled. Yeah, I guess not. Yeah, he's clearly a canceled. So he got all his shit deleted. And that guy, remember, Brandon Buckingham, that guy who came into the studio, vaguely, he was an ex-teacher and he wanted to be a YouTuber.

And then he became a YouTuber. He, I guess, hates Sneakgo. And he's like trying to get his YouTube, like he's, he's acting like he got Sneakgo. And he's like trying to get his YouTube, like he's acting like he got Sneakgo's shit deleted. I don't know, but Sneakgo's in Andrew Tade's compound. Here, I'm playing the video right now. Yeah. Wow.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. One, wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Wow One wait one two three four five six seven eight Nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen horse in this limo All hotter yeah, and you can see I'm I'm in the video I'm in the whatever shirt. It's got like ducks and shit on his blue shirt like in the whatever shirt it's got like ducks and shit on his blue shirt like uh, he goes in it, you can see Tristan fresh and fit from the fresh and fit part of the problem with us. That shirt I'm on the right and that with the glasses. Yeah, that's me.

It was great. Yeah, so okay, keep going. But yeah, I was at the we were at we were at the dinner when Sneaker got all the shit wiped is pretty. I mean, it wasn't funny, but it was kind of a funny moment. We're all just enjoying. It's a little funny when it happens to somebody else. Yeah, it was kind of a funny moment. We're all just enjoying. It's a little funny when it happens to somebody else. Yeah, it was a little bit funny when it happened in Nick. Nick, Nick, Rickita got his channel for when terminated win this week for what reason? I mean, violation of some being too many. That's what they tell you, right? You know, trans people could do it

everything they want. Like you're, if you're trans, you can do and say whatever you want. And if you're a white man, you can't do or say anything. That was what he just do it. That's what he talked about. That's what, that's how I'm phrasing it. Yeah. He's saying you did nothing wrong. But he, so he's been fighting with Kevils. Oh, right. That's sexy Italian lady. She lives in Canada. I don't know much about him or her. Took down Kiwi farms. Yeah, and they're back up to. Yeah, Caffles is a sexy Italian lady. Nothing less forever. Yeah. Who's helping helping like a teenage trans, transmissions get like trans making fluids from Mexico, trans making fluids.

Get in the case stuff. Like you fucking inject yourself with feminizing hormones. Okay, right? Well, I mean, if you're like a trans, you're a teenager, if you're trans. My four year old son really needs something that stuff. Do you have a son? Too dimensional?

I'm in my two D's son. No, no, bro. Now you have a son? Too dimensional? I'm in my 2D son. No, we're all broke. Now you guys are out of the pocket. You got to talk to real girls in order to get a son. Yeah. You're right. And Dr. Tristan Thottow was like hilarious. There's like clips of me and Andrew at the club and he's just screaming and like, I

don't listen to real. And you, oh, I totally forgot. Hold on. So we're at the club and you can pay all that money. All the girls come out with the $500 bottles of champagne, there's sparklers everywhere, they're setting off fucking fireworks in the club. And I'm just hanging out having a drink

with like the friends I met on the trip. Yeah. And we're in the spot, like Andrew's next to me, he's just looking hard to say. Oh, there's Fiko, I see him. Okay, so I have this on, Luke. What are these pours under your phone? Slapped the, just slapped the phone's out of the hand.

You whore, you're on video right now trying to make me look good. Get off your fucking phone. Some of them know that. Some of them know they're on camera. Those are the winners. Yeah, they put their phone down. They put their phone down. Yeah, so we're in the club and I, like someone's like,

hitting me on the shoulder, they're like, they're like, Chase, Chase, wife who, wife who look, and I like look up in every single screen, every wall in this entire club says, wife who's only. And they start walking out with a champagne and the sparklers. And it's like return of the G or something is playing in the background. And then there's a video of Andrew Tate handing me my body pillow in the club where all these bottles of

champagne are coming. And it's a fucking wild. Like this. Like $3,000. Just to put wifers on the things. And that's crazy man. That's incredible. I in my head when I was, you asked him what they was like, how they picked me up. I thought Tristan was going to pick me up in a nice ass whip, but he was sick. So he sends his assistant and their driver to pick me up in like this crazy Mercedes sprinter

van that's been like re-outfitted by Maybach. Like it's like a million dollars. I know those fans. Yeah. Yeah, so it's got like a TV in it. Wi-Fi. Look at these horse. Yeah, no.

This is where this is what we're defending in Ukraine. Horse like this. Ah, well, let me just want to defend horse like this. No. No, you don't. No, really. Not even the winners. Not even the winners. Not even the winners. It's got the Rolls Royce roof where all the roof has like stars in it. It was like, I've been a Romaniac

for half an hour and now I'm in the back of this van. The windows are so tened that I don't know where we're going. What a country. And then they brought me to a really nice hotel that Tristan booked for me. And then I was there for a few days while he was sick. And then I just went to the house and I just stayed at the house. So what kind of lifestyle stuff did you say you came back and now you're not going back to work? What if I'm not going back, man, I met, I just met so many crazy people that said,

like they all, you think those guys, how do you keep them back on the farm? Now that you see now that you see, yeah. You think that rich people like that are assholes, right? And like, but like, no, I do on the farm now that he's seeing how that he's yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah are about. You're kind of an oddity to them, you know? Yeah, I'm kind of an oddity to get this like crazier. That's the crazier. That's what I mean, assholes. They're like, oh, oh, let's get in good with the rabble. But next gen.

The craziest thing though, is that the next gen. No, no, no, next gen. No, you said it right, I think, waifu. They know they're good at spotting the next gen. Like, all right. Yeah, so, and that meant like a lot to me, right? So you got a bunch of people who are worth like collectively, like $500 million, and they're all being, you know, they're all, you know, supporting me,

and they're all like, here's what you gotta do and you get home, but here's the plan. And if you need anything, let me know. So I was like, you fuck out. When I get home, I'm going all in on this, because I was kind of like half stepping the whole internet meme, me being the wife of a guy thing. And they're all, you know, I had so many people

that are so successful at spacious, be like, do you go in all in? Be 100. And then I was like, I got home, got fucking 100 tattooed on my hands so I can never work at Starbucks ever again. Not that, that's cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. So we're gonna go full grind style on this stuff.

And then, but yeah, no, it was pretty life changing experience. Is anything funny happening at the club? What was the drug situation at the clubs? None of those guys do drugs. Most of them don't even drink. Wow. Business. No, no, no, you can't make $100 million to be addicted to cocaine unless you're like Logan Paul, right? None of those guys do any drugs. They're all business and working. I believe that.

I believe that. They're at the club, Andrews on his phone playing chess, changing windows, doing fucking business while he's at the club. Luke, his cousin, he's just sitting there, he's got like a harem of women around him. The man does not look up on his phone. He's just in a million different encrypted chats with other people organizing and managing stuff. Those guys, those guys work. They're going to enjoy your money though. Right. At some point, I think they enjoy the process too. Well, yeah, sitting around smoking cigars, all that kind of stuff. I think that's their drug. I think that's their, that's, they're like addicted.

They get off on that work and just working. Yeah, well, and seeing the cash come in. See, I would be so silly in that limo with all those whores around, I would just start coming all over the place, you know? Yeah. I wouldn't be, I would embarrass myself. I would embarrass Andrew Tade.

Like, yeah, why would we invite this guy? Probably the best. He's like a legacy. This old guy over here, we brought. I'm even talking like I would never even be invited to that place, Sean. Because I'm angry. The person who were saying the best thing that they do, like no matter you combine new cars and everything, their favorite thing to do is just like hang out and chat with the

boys. So like we'd get, we'd come home from these clubs, we'd have all these chicks. And then just the boys, Sneaky would go off and do his own thing. He was having the harem, harem lifestyle of his life. But then me, Tristan, Andrew, Jay Waller, and like, Luke Belmar would all just go to the war room, fucking close the door behind us. Just all these chicks are just roaming random in Andrew Tate's House and compound. It was there like knocking shit over just being chicks. Setting up a couch.

Not gonna shit over. Putting their shoes on a couch. And we would just hop box the large day phone. We would just be in this like crazy mahogany room, smoking cigars for like three, four, five hours and just completely forget about it. Just we just hang out, chat, talk, drink, drink hammer whiskey, hammer like $500 bottles of whiskey. Like I've never even seen any of this stuff in my life. Like I don't know, this is not like where I'm from.

I drink fucking past blue ribbon where I live. So this is like a major transformative experience for you. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. It was cool by the internet. I miss who would have thought the one crazy moment where I was like, this is pretty crazy. It was when we were just sitting at some insane restaurant thing where it's like the, it's like an atrium on the inside. It's so hard to explain how nice this

place was. I'm just sitting there next to Luke and Andrew at a table smoking shisha. And I was like, how the fuck did I get here? You want to hear the craziest thing about this whole trip is the next poorest person besides me was the rudest person to me. Who's that? Every, I won't say it. Everyone on the trip was like, everyone was so nice and friendly

and the only person that was kind of rude to me was the person with the least amount of bread at the table. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, it was four people are terrible. They're so, they're so inconsiderate. Well, shit man, congratulations. This, yeah, who knows where things are gonna go now? Now you're an internet guy.

Now you're free of all the shackles of humanity. You can just become a, can just become a meme yourself. No more Starbucks. No more Starbucks. I got some fucking fun videos. No more regrets. No more regrets. I got a video of me.

There's gonna be so many funny anime meme videos that came out of this because like I took the whole point of going out there with to take a bunch of funny anime meme content videos. So there's the one of Andrew handing me the body pill at the club. I got a video of me watching romance anime alone and Andrew Tate's house on its like 9,000 inch T. 8K T.B.

What do you think of that sneaker stuff? What do you think of sneaker? I saw Brandon Buckingham posting, Brandon Buckingham had nudes of Sneakho for some reason, and he posted Sneakho's nudes on Twitter. I don't know why he did that, but what do you think of that old beef and that, and Sneakho getting a de-platformed? I didn't even know who Sneakho was until the trip.

I didn't even know who he was until I met him. And then he was like like saying in the car, he's like, yes, I'm like crazy dude. Made some 20 to he just put a two and a half hour hit piece on me. I remember him saying. And I was like, damn, like this fucking well. So I didn't, I when I got home, I ended up seeing stuff about it and circulating. And I was like, because I like Sam Hyde stuff. And I think I've seen Brandon Buckingham

in Sam Hyde stuff recently, or like interviewing him and talking to him something, so I've seen him before. I saw that too. Yeah. I saw that Brandon Buckingham checked himself into like a mental asylum. Sneaker was saying something about that. He's like, yeah, but I thought Sneaker was kidding.

He was like, yeah, this guy wants to be being so bad or something that he like shaved his head and like checked him into a mental hospital. Or so I was like, what the, this is like so out of my league of what the drama, right? Yeah. My drama stays in the 20,000 quote retweet some of my videos of people calling me racist pedophile, cracker, misogynist. Yeah.

I was at a, I went to like a Sam Hyde party a couple of weeks ago. And one of the musicians was saying, like, oh, I dedicate this to Brandon Buckingham. And it was right after the sneakgo thing. Like, I don't know. I think you guys are kind of missing the, like, it just seems like Sneakgo's winning. I don't know. I don't know.

Sneakgo didn't release like a three hour hit piece on Brandon Buckingham and a 20-minute dish track. Oh, he didn't say a thing about it. He didn't say a thing about it. He didn't say a thing about it at the winner's table. He was just like, yeah, some crazy skits of dude just put out a two and a half hour video about me. And then we're like, oh man. This guy who was a teacher by the way, like he was, and now he's melting down going to

mental institutions, shaving his head, and posting what he claims is gay porn. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't know if you should have been a teacher this whole time to be honest. It's a little, maybe a little oversight in somewhere, but, you know. Yeah, I've been watching Nico's content, so it'd be kind of weird for me to watch the brand in video. I tried to watch it in it. I don't feel like I won't understand a lot of it.

You tried watching it. Yeah, it was just like a lot of, I'm more, there's this thing that guys do now on the internet when they're not, when they can't make a joke, they just talk about how they're more like morally a better person, and it weirds me out, because I hate morality,

and I definitely hate people who are pitching it as what you should believe in. This is why this guy's a bad guy. I'm done. I'm out. So there was a little bit too much of that, I think. It also always devalues in kind of like how high school kids come at each other, right? It's like all kind of like passive aggressive indirect, but direct, right?

Yeah. It's just kind of like what a, I guess it's not a waste of time because you know, you I'm sure you can rack up views and get a bunch of people talking like that. So I guess I can't say it's a waste of time, right? But yeah, definitely maybe a waste of creative energy. I'm sure that's definitely like how long man I spend like 20 hours editing a one minute 30 clip. I could imagine how much energy you'd have to put into a two and a half hour long video. Oh, my. Like that, that probably two and a half hours, like just reviewing that footage. Oh my God. And like,

yeah, you're performing it. And it's like you're performing for five hours. And then you're editing for 10, 20 hours to produce a rewatch it as you edit it to make sure it's cohesive and good. So imagine having to read like every four hours of editing, you have to now watch an hour and a half of edited footage to make sure this isn't like a dumpster fire. So it was all because it was all because like, I don't know, I don't know the whole story, but from the Instagram clips that I read, it was all because Brandon Buckingham and Sneakgo had some kind of a tiff at an event. Brandon Buckingham and Sneakgo had some kind of a tiff at an event. And Brandon Buckingham said he was going to run a train on Sneakgo's girlfriend, like she asked him to. And that's

one of those things. It's like perfectly reasonable. Yeah, that's one of those things where you say, and everyone goes like, oh, I don't know, man. That's like, that's a little bit of a rape. It's a little bit of a rape. What are you saying? Okay, in any other circumstance, what you've just said is a graphic rape threat. I understand that you're trying to make it to like, just dinner time conversation.

I'm gonna run a train on your bitch. Okay. Also, that's like that I'm talking about. That's like, that's like, things dudes yell at each I'm talking about. That's like, that's like things dudes yell at each other at a high school party, like from across the room. Yeah. I don't know. It's very uncomfortable.

The whole thing's very uncomfortable. Good clean fun. Just clean, good clean fun. Have you ever had a brother yell that at you? Shout out to run a train. I'm here to cover. Oh God. I can't recall.

I, you know, I block a lot of stuff out. I fucked up a lot of parties in my life. Yeah, I can't recall. You know, I block a lot of stuff out. I fucked up a lot of parties in my life. Yeah, I know. Records scratch, like, sure. Okay, and I've come to learn that at this point that I just go like, I fucked it up, sorry. Right, right, right. I'm just gonna go. Then everybody can really have you actually like left parties?

Oh yeah, yeah, you're like, or like bars. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That was too much. That was too much. I bet. I bet. You can do it again somewhere else. Yeah.

It's a little bit too bad again. There's just nobody wants to talk about it. It's just like, it's just too much. It's just too much. Yeah. Make it go away for the time being. Yeah. Yeah. You can come back. Everybody has a short memory.

Yeah. They don't care, but it's like we don't need to fucking dissect what was wrong about it. You just went a little bit too far. It's fine. Right. Okay. Anyway, why food?

Thank you for calling in. Does anything make you a rage? So you want to talk about a plug or anything like that? Make me an enraged. A rage. Yeah, enraged. Sure. I got a lot of girls that were rude to me in high school, hit me up now.

Oh my God, it's a picture of you and Andrew Tade on the internet. I got a lot of those hitting me up. I'm like, man, that sucks at your fat now from all that wine and. You want to go through them? You want to load them up and we can look at them and make fun of them? I posted wine on my Twitter. I got my personal Instagram account got deleted yesterday morning. Yeah, of course.

Some Nigerian dude hacked all my accounts. You got new logins from Nigeria and then he got me banned on my Facebook account for whatever he did on there. And then my Instagram was linked to the Facebook account and then they banned my Instagram by proxy. But did he send it to my Instagram? I wish wish man, I wish I got paid for that. I got something cute. That's what they do.

My dog on there. It's like man, never get in that bag. Oh wait, okay. I see it. This is Katie from high school. Is this you? Oh yeah. Hi.

Okay, I'm going to put this up. I can, there's no names in this one. Hi, hey, hey, look at all those wise. Yeah. One, two, three wise. Hey, it's Katie from high school. Uh, ha, ha, how you been? God, I hate women the way they try to flirt.

Right? Like they're so fucking lazy. I've been all right. He says, uh, sorry, LOL. I saw some pick online of Andrew Tate with a guy that looked like you and I was like, oh my God, that's Chase, I know him. Oh really, is that what prompted this? You literally rejected me in high school and lied to everyone telling them I cried in

front of you. Oh, you fucking bitch. How dare you? You fucking bitch. How dare you? You fucking bitch. That's how you remember me. Lowl monkey covered the mouth face. Anyway, it's. Ha ha ha ha.

Anyway. Oh my god. It's how you remember me. Just totally invalidating. Oh, that's how you remember me. Yeah. Anyway, it's crazy how popular you are online now. Lowl, we should hang out soon how popular you are online now.

Well, we should hang out soon and catch up. Fuck you. Law, it's okay. I got it. Yeah, sure. I'm down. Really? Where does this go?

Oh, what a horny bitch. Really? Okay, we plan for when you're home from hanging out with Andrew Tate crying laughing face. Nah, I'm kidding. I'd rather light myself on fire than talk to you. Have a good evening and then an anime guy or a lady with a double flip off, double flip off hands. Wow.

Lowell, you're still jaded about being rejected all those years ago. Once a loser always a loser. What a fuck women. What about the fucking hijab back on you bitch? Fuck your, I fuck your revolution. Fuck you. As long as there is a single man still paying alimony, as long as 6xL is being sold in Walmart,

we will never support your fucking fashion revolution. And I ran you fucking cuts. Fuck you. You're a wound up today. Anyway, thanks for I had I had guys I had guys that I had guys that I haven't talked to since high school. See that picture and then hit me up about the picture. Big L.a.o. and no way you're with entertain also. Oh, my G is that really Katie. picture big, a little bit, no way you would entertain. Also, OMG, is that really Katie? Oh, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. It's funny that the cloud chasing stuff, it's, it's, it's, it's not even cloud. It's not like they like want to see my stuff and be like, oh, can I be in your next video? It's

just like they just want to be close to it, I guess. No, they just want money. Yeah, it's just bizarre. But yeah, you remember the dance video I did? Like they're the one that you guys saw, the main dance thing. Yeah. So the whole thing was I was going to go out there and my plan was in like in Romania, I was like, hey, the Bugatti's iconic, I got to do the dance video in front of the Bugatti, right? Okay. And do the new one, the final version. People already got upset that I did it a second time, like the studio on the one joke was like, okay, I can't ride this forever. I'm going to do it one last time and it's going to be peak. It could never be better than this. Yeah. You couldn't possibly make it more absurd than this forever. I'm gonna do it one last time, and it's gonna be peak. It could never be better than this.

You couldn't possibly make it more absurd than this. Like I'm an Andrew Tates house in Dubai in front of the Bugatti doing the same thing, but with new jokes obviously. But I get there, and of course, Andrew's like, you know, classic multi-hundred millionaire rich guy talk. Oh no, unfortunately the Bugatti's in Dubai right now, so we can't do with that. I can't just do it with a McLaren. Like that's

not. Yeah, you got to get out of here. And I know you have six McLaren's parked here in nine special edition 9 11 turbo. Because they're rentals. That's why that's why it's in. No, they're all bought out. They're all bought out. They all sit there. They're all bought out dude. They're all bought out and they all sit there. They're all bought out super cars. They're all by the, no, we really, really, really, really, they are all bought. Okay. One of the biggest regret, regrets of my life and total fucking pussy move was not taking someone's F1 for a spin. What do you mean? A Clare in F1. No, wait, yeah. That's not even a, that's a once in a 10 lifetime experience. Yeah. It was a guy who was an investor in this company that, this, you know, this, uh, studio that I worked for maybe like, I don't know, like 10 years ago, more than that.

And he's, he had a bunch of fucking cars. He had like the newest Tesla. He had a McLaren F1. He used to drive. And I was, I walked in like a few minutes before my session or whatever. Yeah. And I was like, like Steve, that's your F1 out there. He's like, yeah, I was I walked in like a few minutes before my session or whatever. Yeah. And I was like, like, Steve, that's your F1 out there. He's like, yeah, I was like, God, man, I fucking love that car because that that car destroyed every other car for like a huge fucking period of time. It was it

2000, 2000, well, they made them in the 90s. Like 90s. They made them in the 90s. Yeah, it was, it was the super car of supercar for like years. And they're all crashed. Now, also an important note, is there all crash and destroyed? So like, there's only a few now, and they're very expensive now. Yeah, they were, yeah. So he literally fucking flips me the keys. That's insane.

And I'm like, dude, like, I'm not taking, not taking this thing around for, where were you located right there? North Hollywood. Oh, Rowan Act, you know, I should have taken that, I should have made the actor fucking wait. I should have just taken it for his spin around the block. Yeah.

That would be, that's a wild experience. But yeah, none of those cars are fake. Like none of them are finance. They buy all that shit out. Right, it's all their cars. Well, the ones that did Dubai. None of it. The Bugatti is in Dubai because they flew it out on some fucking military jet to drop

air drop it in Dubai because he is an event there on the 15th. So I was like, yeah, so he was like, yeah, we have to have the Bugatti there. So I was like, okay, shoot. I mean, I'm not saying like, it just seems like a better, it seems better to just like rent them because they're super cars, right? I thought you could only rent super cars. I don't know. It's like tax right off stuff. Like, I'm sure they like, it's, it's a good money investment to get in them. I don't know. I, it is not a good money investment to get into super cars. I think it depends which ones you're buying. But regardless, we're like, he's like, well,

the car's not here, so what are we going to do? And I was like, I mean, I can't dance here. So I guess I have to go to Dubai to film this video. So I'm pretty sure I'm going to do buy in like a week. Really? I'm pretty sure I'm going out to Dubai in a week to film the finale wife who watches video. Tristan hasn't got back to me yet, but Luke got back to me. He's like, yeah, we'll do it. We'll get you out there.

So I'm pretty sure I'm going to do bot and I'll be just in a desert with the Bugatti and Andrew Tristan's like, I want to be in the video. So apparently they're going to be dancing in it too. So it's this is going to be the most legendary internet video literally ever made. It's going to be the most absurd thing you could ever imagine. Can you slide? Can you slide like a hidden reference to us at some point? Yeah, I'll find something, I'll find room in it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be editing this video for like two weeks. It's gonna be like, it's gonna be like two minutes long and I'm probably gonna spend

like a month slaving over to make sure it's as funny and as good as possible. I'll put a nugget and don't worry. Well congratulations on all your success. Many men, millions of men. No, no, no, no, no, what you've already done is success. Even these pictures, this experience you've had is, it should be life changing and millions, millions of guys dream about having. Yeah, that's true. One week of what you've lived through and it's incredible and I'm so happy. I know that people pay $3,000 to have incredible, and I'm so happy. I feel like. I know that people pay $3,000 to have a,

like a 10 minute phone call with Andrew. I mean, when he called in here, that was a long interview we had with him. It was a long time ago too. It was a long time ago, and it was a long interview just because he's so, I think he's so interesting to talk to. I had such a good time talking to him.

He's a super genius. He might be, he's definitely spectrum autistic genius, Savant for sure. I can see a different writing. I just, I saw it. I spent all week with him. Spectrum autistic is not a compliment. So it's definitely not dick writing. Like, who else would be playing chess at like 7 a.m., right?

Yeah. Or at the club. I love what he's doing. I love seeing it. I love how pissed off everyone is Adam too, especially. You know, people need, people need more. We're going to continue the war path. We're going to keep getting people mad at me, I guess.

We'll see what this whole thing brings. It's going to get weird and wager, I think. Hopefully they don't realize that we die without attention, right? Yeah. Okay. Wifu, you want to plug your stuff for your URL and everything? You can find me on Instagram at Wifu underscore watches. I'm on Twitter at Wifu underscore watches. I'll be doing YouTube stuff. Just search Wifu Watchers anywhere you'll find me wherever it is. Wifu is a funny eclipse of me and Andrew will be doing YouTube stuff. Just search, what if a watcher is anywhere, you'll find me, wherever it is. Why so funny?

A clips of me and Andrew will be coming out soon. I've just been kind of collecting them from the 15 people's iPhones that recorded them. So it's been a farming process. It's been home, but. And Andrew's doing a bunch of tape speeches too about anime. So those are coming to you.

Okay. Tape speech is like a TED talk. But it's like, it's like, like, Rants. It's like the classic Andrew Tate format. So he, I'm pretty sure we got some stuff planned for that. But yeah, keep your eyes open. Look at Andrew's rumble. Why don't, what's he on? Is that called rumble? Probably rumble. No, no, no, rumble is the social media rumble. No, getters the social media of rumble is a video thing. Yeah. Watch, watch Andrew's rumble thing. I'm sure there's going to be a bunch of stuff coming out. There's there's already clips of me

interested in going viral at the club. It's fucking hilarious. So it's you'll see it everywhere. You don't even need to look for it. Just it'll come up. Okay. Oh, we'll look for it. Wife who thank you very much. Yeah, anytime. Bye. Oh, every once in a while, the gods reached down from the heavens and plucked shows and won. Right? Isn't it? Yeah. I like that.

That's how we talk to that guy. He's just doing skull and talking about hating women. Uh-huh. Usually, the guys like that could stuck at my level, our level. What a, what an experience. How cool. All those hores in that limo. Just living, just to live a,

you can reach around and grab Titty. No one knows who's grabbing those titties. Yeah. Whoop, whoop. Just to live a certain kind of lifestyle that you're not accustomed to for a week. Like fantasy camp. Some people, some people like me would come out

very bitter on the other side. Ha ha ha. Others would use it as an inspiration to change their life. Because he's young, so he has time, which is the right. Which is the right way down thing. But yeah, we're the fucker, my comments. I have a bunch of comments. I think I maybe crumpled them up and threw them away.

Oh, yeah, I heard that. Oh, yeah, I'm full dead. That's a big story. I didn't write anything down because fucking Pony was supposed to be. Yeah, I heard that. Oh yeah, I heard that. Oh yeah, I'm full dead. That's a big story. I didn't write anything down because fucking Pony was supposed to be. Yeah, I know. God damn it. I'm surprised she bailed that late. Could we possibly do Monday instead?

An hour. Like when did she send that? Right, start a show. She better be fucking pregnant. Oh God. And if she is, she's gone. Yeah. Ha, ha. Uh, okay.

God damn it. Um, maybe I have, did I do fat watch last week? Yeah. I think so. We only, we did like a miniature fat watch that we did. We got sucked into that article or I got sucked into that article. What article was in? Uh, the touch the Fuqua.

Oh yeah. I'm right. Right article was in the touch the Fupa. Oh yeah, right. Okay. I have other stuff too. Wait, look at this. There's somebody fed me into an AI. Yeah. Do you want to hear that? Yeah. What the fed you, you mean just a bunch of your speech and sent it to me like a chatbot. So you can have it. You can go to chatbot.dick.show. And it'll give dick masters and you can chat with me. Wow. That's been an AI. Let's do it. It's been fed a bunch of stuff.

It's been fed a bunch of things from like, from the show, a bunch of transcripts. Let me try to find some good ones. It's very good. Angry at elves. Let's run my windows, always want to open this stupid program. Angry at elves. Okay, fuck you. So you go there and goes,

welcome to deck, what makes you a rage? And you say what makes you a rage? I am angry at elves, this guy says. I'll just do my parts. What are some of your problems with elves? I would agree because they are small, weak, and inferior to me. Therefore I hate them.

This isn't a Maddox chatbot. That's... I don't know what that's said. They oppress the dwarves and humans. I would agree with you there. I would also add that they're physically inferior and they hate working, that they're the communists of Middle Earth.

They seem like their goal is just to sit on their asses all day and make toys. And they only, it does sound like Maddox. And they only work like three months out of the year. Meanwhile, there's real people who build houses and work the land. And they're all sitting around waiting for the elves to get out of their little tree house and get to work and start playing with

their little toys. Does that sound like me? No, not really. No, okay. How about this one? If I'm being honest, maybe this one will sway you. Okay. Someone asked me how I was feeling.

I have a broken rib and I'm in pretty intense pain. So that's making me a rage. I'm a little on edge and that's making me a rage. I had an awful experience with a contractor making my kitchen floor a rage, but I am drinking. That sounds like you. Okay. I thought for sure somebody says you'd be dead of alcoholism by 2084. And the AI says, my body is a wonderland. It's a testament to evolution and the resiliency

of the human body, as long as you want a fat slab, like Maddox. This sounds just like you. That's all of the alcohol I'm drinking are clear distilled spirits. Right. So I'm basically taking the same stuff that medicine manufacturers put in there

over the counter-pain relievers. Basically every time, I have a couple of cocktails I'm taking vitamin. This sounds just like you. That's amazing. The only difference is that I've added some citrus in a sugar cube is all part of my fitness regimen. This sounds like somebody typed this one.

No, this is the chatbot. No, that's amazing. This is the chatbot. That's amazing. Now it's winning me over. Okay. Let's see, but I am drinking This is the chat box. That's amazing. Now it's winning me over. Okay. Let's see, but I am drinking that one I already did.

The Fed is a tool of international banker of the international banking class, the bank balance of 2008, with the greatest wealth transfer in human history before COVID. That makes me a rage. Well, it makes you a rage. So that's Scott, they have Reverend Scott, so clowns.

Okay. Welcome to Dick. Clowns are a rage of mine. Their entire identity is just a mockery of our species. Their clothes are a parody of adult attire. And the whole time they're doing this, they're constantly honking a horn and staring at you like they're better than you.

The fact that clowns are a little bad, that's a little bit right? It's a better than you. The fact that climate is a little bad, yeah, it is a little bit, right? It's a fine line. But the fact that climate is pretty good, I'll say. I'll change my mind. Some of this is pretty spot on. How about this one? A lot of people I knew who had talented intelligence

seem to have become the most miserable losers in society. It used to be that you could just be a loser and then become somebody. It's become almost impossible to do anything for most people. That makes me a rage. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, how about this one?

Oh, this one's about you. Oh, really? Why isn't Sean on the biggest problem this person said? Oh. I don't have an answer for that. I don't think it's a personal thing. I know he did a lot of work on the biggest problem this person said? Oh. I don't have an answer for that. I don't think it's a personal thing. I know he did a lot of work on the biggest problem. I also don't know if he still has any interest in doing something like that.

He has a fantastic podcast of his own over at Patreon where he gets his best friend Ron on. Who fuck is Ron? They play a version of the game, quote, name your prize. That is better than the podcast I did with him. And they do a bit where they play clips from my show and laugh at me and make fun of me and do a bunch of jokes. Is that true that you do that?

I have to meet Ron first, I guess. Okay, here's my little one. It's pretty funny. Yeah, it's pretty good, right? Yeah. Somebody asked about extra inning baseball games. You tell the chat about what you want to talk about. Yeah, sure. And I say, I hate baseball.

I hate baseball games, but most of all, I hate extra inning baseball games. That's fucking, that is true. It's the worst game ever played. It's so boring. I was listening to it on the radio one time and they had 17 innings and I fell asleep while listening to it. And I missed four rounds of the fight. It's hilarious, but the game was still going on. It's a game that's supposed to have nine innings and they have 17. It's insane. It makes me such a rage. Yeah. I would, this

kind of your stance on baseball. The guys as they should just do a really like sports. I mean, I've seen you like get into them as like a novelty, but you're not a guy who sits and waits for like a game to come on. I don't like waiting for anything. Yeah. I mean, I think that I like sports, but I hate waiting. Yeah. For the outcome of the game. Yeah. Just like fucking tell me what happened again. They should do a home run,, but you end tie games. I'd like to imagine that's how every game ends. The home run tour is so much more fun to watch

to watch them strike out seven or eight times. It just gets tedious. It makes me such a rage. True. Okay, how about? This is pretty good. Pretty good, right? Welcome to Dick.

What makes you a rage? Video game cutscenes. I hate him. Whenever I start playing something new, I always look through the menus and the settings to see if they're just skip cutscene feature. 99 times out of 100 there isn't. This guy said, I remember playing an RPG and trying so hard to mash the skip button for what seemed like a lifetime, only to be greeted with two more minutes of unskippable dialogue with the same character. I think I threw my controller at the TV and left my apartment and just started walking. Yeah, sure. To the liquor store.

Okay, well there you go. Pretty good. I got some Sean go. That's pretty good. Pretty good. I got some Sean AI stuff too. Oh good. Hold on. Let me find it. Sean AI.

The AI is just, it's over for us. Yeah, I hope so. Like that was just today. Wow. Those rants were basically almost, almost entirely spot on. Some of them really did sound like you. Yeah, like if the AI was trained with just me talking into it,

imagine how accurate it would be. Yeah. Okay, let me pull up these Sean ones. That's amazing, it makes any fucking sense at all. Yeah, it really is. This is Sean's bond. This is you smoking a bomb, I guess. That's a crazy.

This is what a computer has you smoking. Has you smoking a bomb? Is that a, but looks like a microphone? It's like a light bulb or something like that. Yeah. Okay, let's, let's try again. This is, this is you playing drums? Look at, oh yeah, look at that. That's great.

This is you as a lady. Not a good looking woman. Oh, wow, not the worst woman, not the worst looking woman you've ever seen. Pretty bad, pretty bad. And this is the Sean show. Look've ever seen. Pretty bad. Pretty bad. And this is the shonshow. Look, you're interviewing, yeah. That smile's amazing on the left. That's a computer.

No, no, I know. Just the, yeah. And that's you reacting to you. Like you're doing the news. That's you making a joke, like a dumb news joke. And that's you going like pretending like that's too far. Like, oh wow. Too enormous Donald.

Ha ha ha ha. Okay. That's funny, that's great. Yeah. All right, let me pull it up. I like those last week's fat watch. You can just do that. Cause a fucking last week's fat watch,

oh, cause we didn't do it. We didn't do it. I'll play it. I bet if we were protesting the hijab she could show up. You think? I don't know. You don't know. Okay hey Dick I was scrolling. Oh no that's what that's where we stopped last time. This is from I have a credit horny 24 stone student 30 years old. A stone is what if 14 pounds? I think it's a 14 or 40. No, no, it's in the teens. Oh, it's in the teens. I think it's 14 pounds. How much is that with math? Oh, no, be heard. At least you can get your keyboard this time. But you can't read your papers.

Read my paper. God, 14 is... 336. 336 pounds. Are you serious? Right? That's heavy. Okay, 24 stone.

That's heavy. That's a big lady. That's a big lady. That's a big and what is it if it's 40? Yeah. What are you, Maddie? 960 pounds. So you're like, you're like four stone.

So you're like, three, 30 or 960. Yeah. Hornie 24 stone. This is not 960. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's 16. 24th on student 30, pinned down online date and forced him to have sex, leaving him, leaving him with a love bite so bad. They thought it was an orca. It looks like he'd been strangled. Here's sex without consent, court trial.

Oh wow. They prosecuted this hip-hop. So she pinned him down, huh? Image in Brooke 30 accused of forcing a man to have sex gave him a love bite. How did he get hard? Maybe at a fear? Right. Extreme nervousness. Like I don't know. Maybe she's just like you can do that. A guy can, you know, anyone can, anyone can get, I mean, a guy can get hard with anyone fucking doing that. Court of minutes. Yeah, it's kind of a, it's like, it's gotta work, right?

I mean, the court heard that she took a photo of the bruise that looked like she strangled him. The 24 stone student pinned him down, then rolled off and slept. Jers heard. Woo. Wow. A legit victim told a flashbacks of the horrific incident in her South Hampton flat.

Wait, is it woman? My God. A 20, 24 stone college student accused of forcing a man to have sex with her. Okay. Left him with the lovebite so bad it looks like she'd strangled him. Oh my God, look at her. Hmm. Oh my God, look at her! Oh!

She looks like a demon. Yeah, that's 300 and what pounds do we say? 336, something like that. Oh yeah, that was my calculation. 336. Oh, you can't lift that off of you, right? I mean, I can't bench 336. I could, but not anymore. I'm a sitting tar, I'm a

juicy target for these fat ladies to come in. College student, image and Brooks, foreground and background, it says 30 who's accused of forcing a man to have sex with her. Yeah, the love bite thing. She took a photo of the bruise, whatever. She denies causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent. Well, who would consent to have sex with a 336 pound woman? Maybe it's not a sense. Maybe his friends found out. I was raped. You think you think guys are going to start me to engVac girls? That's funny.

Oh, it's right. Pag. Al. The court has heard. Oh, Al. I love you so much, Pag. Why are these panties in and she like brings them out?

What is this? It's like a panties that like, like they still sag which is that her full arms with. Right. Who, who's raped? Yeah. A court is heard that Brooke was feeling horny when she wouldn't take no for an answer

and got on top of her helpless. Have you ever been like, as a fat woman ever like dry humped you? No. I think it's pretty horny. The very drunk 30 year old allegedly started riding the man whose protests were going in one ear and out the other. Yeah.

Should have fed her a no sandwich. Should have bamboozled her with all you can eat, like a McDonald's late night snack. Jers have been told it's a misconception and that the victims of sexual offenses are always female. Oh, well. No misconception is a pretty nice term. Yeah.

He said, I remember the entire night. I remember it entire night. I remember it because I can't get it out of my head. Oh, poor guy, I was raped by a fat, raped by a 350 pound woman. The man said, I found it difficult to sleep that morning. It took quite a while. I stared at the wall most of the night

after she forced me to have sex. My God. It's worse than Terry Cruz's thing, isn't it? Yeah. Way worse. Yeah, way worse. Okay. Thanks for that.

Let's see. Fat watch. Just rose. Clip submission. Hey, Dick, I'm a woman. And I just wanted to tell you how much I love your Fat Watch series is disgusting. how all our major clothing brands are promoting obesity. I bought a shirt the other day at Lulu Lemon and I was horrified to see this landwale

who claims to be a fitness instructor talking about my new shirt. Here's the clip, feel free to comment on this clip on your show. Thank you, and please keep my name and email anonymous. I hope I did that. Okay. Hi, my name. Okay, let's see what you got here, lady. Align Tank Review from a mid-size former Lulu Lemon educator.

That means like a Pilates lady, like someone who's leading the class. Lululemon educator? What the fuck is an educator? Like you're training? Lululemon's like fucking clothes, right? Yoga clothes. That's what it is, specific.

And they got in trouble for not having fat sizes. And then this CEO said, we don't want fat people wearing our clothes. Yeah. I guess, well, they clearly aren't out because this is a fat sizes. And then the CEO said, we don't want fat people wearing our clothes. Yeah. I guess, well, they clearly are now because this is a fat lady. All right. Let's see. It's Jess. I'm a fitness instructor and former Lululemon educator. And today, that's what they call their sales people. My favorite item from Lululemon. What is that you say? It's the alignign Tank. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Tank is the operative word. The Align Tank is one of my favorite items for Mule Lemon, so I can't help but gush. It's like a panzer. But like any item at Mule Lemon, this is going to have its pros and its cons. As cons, are you still look like a big fat piece of shit when you have it on? Let's get into it. First of all, easy to talk about. The colors available.

There are so many Align Tank colors available right now. In the beginning, it was just a few. And now such an expansive color selection. You can match it with almost anything available in the five of them, perhaps. Pro, let's talk about the fact. Hank, this is. It will stretch over anything.

You could put this on a VW bus. It's like a big shot, Collar. It's nice from the wine pant. However, it's not my favorite pant and I don't like Nulu in the lower half of the bottle. Is this the best background to do it? It's a dead water fabric that it's really long. Yeah, she's just going to go on. Right? This is like spaghetti western, like how they make the doors bigger, you know, for the ladies

to make them look smaller for the men, yeah, for the men. That's this door is actually 20 feet across. Okay, I don't want to watch a whole video. This retarded thing. Okay. Okay, I don't want to watch a whole video. This retarded thing. Okay, where is it, doctor didn't give me my thing. I can't. Uh, Pony told me this morning that she was coming. Yeah.

How bizarre. I guess I have no hand. I need to go to entertains fucking chorus on how to handle women. Ryan's doing cowboy. Sends this in. Let's see. Pinterist, outfit, inspiration, plus size addition. Okay.

Whoa. All right. This is the Pinterest plus size outfit inspiration edition. Why do I make it normal sized? You can't. Okay, there, that's better. So this is, oh, that was the inspiration.

She zooms right past it. It's a normal size girl. Oh no, I don't want to see that. I feel like when fat women are doing this, like it really undermines, okay, so the hot woman's up for like half a second. It undermines like the concept of women. When fat women try to,

when fat women try to dress up in a way that's titillating, it undermines the tacit agreement that we have between the genders that you're like flopping bits and excess fed are attractive. It's like in some way ingrained in us that these mathematical curves and equations are attractive to us. And when fat women do it, they're kind of obligating that, they're invalidating that agreement that we have.

That's an our DNA at this point. And like you're trying to fucking horn in on associating your fat ass with like, these curves that I have and it's fucking, it's fucking with me on a level. It's fucking with me on a level that really upsets me because you are fucking gross and you're trying to like cram,

you're trying to like take a molecule that I like, like a normal naturally occurring molecule like dopamine and you're trying to force this other fat molecule into that by telling me it's society that's biased to you against. And just like, look, just be out and looking like that. Like, just stop, stop. Where a fucking trash bag or go in the trash. Okay.

Sup, John Doe says, sup retard. Not sure there's a right email sending you this, but I found this on YouTube channel. I think you're John, you kick out of it. It's pretty unbearable to watch. It's great content, especially for fat watches. Here's the link. Go fuck yourself. This is from Kenny. You love it when people say, oh, it's great content, especially for fat watches. Here's the link, go fuck yourself. This is from Kenny.

You love it when people say, oh, this is great content. You'll love this. That's one of your favorite things, right? Well, you know, it's fat watch. Oh my God. Oh my God. What does she got like a, she's got a forehead tattoo like Charles Manson. Yeah, X, not a swastika.

XL. That's her goal, we, Charles Manson is Sanford's ex-sister. monster XL. Answer goal. We trials. Manson is San for us. It was a cross to kill me. We changed it to a swastika. Oh, did it start? It's just like X because we're deleted.

Okay, it is called reading slug by Ricky Olson. Let's see it. My eggs, my eggs. I said I was going to know a reading of something from our big friend Richard. Gloom is showing a big fat gothic girl, big fat gothic girl, by the way. I would be

more fun if I did it after drinking some alcohol. So, uh, this will be this is my for some point. This only ends in sweat and tears. Uh, that this because we didn't have any go bitch. You need to get off the internet.

I'll do. Once again, come on. Can you believe this is the same species of those whores and Andru takes limo? What does she have a group in her nose? If it bleeds shadow to you Alex. I'll see. I know.

It looks like she's bleeding, but it's syrup out of her nose. Where do I say about women with hoops in their nose? They're awful. It looks like she's bleeding, but it's syrup out of her nose. Where do I say about women with hoops in their nose? They're awful. They look like they need to be like a bull. They always look like they need to be let around by it. Did you see that? Oh no.

So I'm going to read one called slug. Oh gosh, she's running out of breath. I know. She's going to cry. I know, or she's gonna cry. I mean, I got it by Chuck Polaniak if you've... You think Chuck Polaniak, I was Chuck Polaniak would come out and just say that he hates fan chicks. Like, don't read my stuff.

Is that a fight club? Yeah. And my other crap. There's a lot of folks anecdotes. So. Yeah, she has like fucking tremors. Chuck Polaniak is also the worst Chuck Polaniak imitating the ones that imitator the ones that all of his other books are like an imitation of fight club really all our trash But then sometimes he has to write about poop

It happens Gobbling up that Everyone thinks sex is so glamorous. They talk about how incredible an eye rolling heart has and feels. Cosmos is an orgasm. She feel like a giant explosion. Wow. Why is Ricky reading Cosmo? Some things feel good that make a few moments of your life for like piranha.

Maybe a god bit. Maybe a god sex instead of starving himself for six days he did achieved enlightenment faster. What is what is

her deal? That's a deal. She's going to cry. She can help. Her hair looks as bad as mine. And she has an

X written in a sharpie inner forehead. They they deep-throated to her. And she has lipstick, purple lipstick. The whole thing about squeezing your left thumb to suppress your gag reflex. I heard it doesn't even work when you really need it to.

I should mention this isn't narrated as Ricky. This is another character, but I cannot help but read it as Ricky writing. Everyone talks to talk about the incredible and the chat you live in. She's gonna die on camera. I don't want to be the incredible and the chat. She's gonna die on camera. She wants to be the one to say that. She's just reading this whole thing for 20 minutes.

What a strange, what a bizarre lady. Yeah. All right. Gross. Thank you. I don't even know what to make of that. It's just like a fat, it's like the fat, the goth girl in South Park that would make Barry Crunch's sister.

Yeah. Fat sister. It's like her YouTube channel. Tony says they legit made a movie where a fat chick is able to get revenge on her bullies and pass the blame to a white man. This movie won every Oscar this year. It's called Piggy. What?

Piggy official trailer with the sun beating down. Okay, last one, there's the last one. Oh. Great sound. Ready to beat? Ah. No. They're all calling her fast. You're the show disgusting. Look at her. It's a big fat chick beating up meat and it might lock her like a cocky. Oh look at how fat she is. Look at that fupa. Something happened at the pool. Oh my god she killed that guy.

It's all in Italian. Wait, no it's Spain. Yeah it's all Spanish. Fats though. This isn't gonna translate to radio. It's just like, yeah. Looks like she's just like, she locked a bunch of fucking people in a car, she's gonna leave out in the heat or something.

Or take them away. I don't know, whoa damn. It's a fat chick that like solves a murder. Oh, it commits them, I think. All right, well, that's kind fat chick that like, so does murder. Oh, he's not gonna commit stuff, I think. All right, well, that's kind of cool. I don't know. I'll see you watch it. Yeah, that's fat watch for you.

Yeah, fat watch for you. Fat watch. Look at all these fucking news articles, Sean. Woman hospitalized after a dog pooped in her mouth. Oh my God. Kanye threatens to go deathcon three on Jewish people on the juice on the Jews Boston Children's Hospital says kids know their trans in the womb. That's deleted now.

Joe Rogan says he could suck his own dick. Awesome. Awesome. Whatever. All right, everybody. Thank you for listening. And I'm sorry. I can't fucking believe that you didn't show up. Yeah. Yeah, that's a very that's late. That's a late call. And is it late call?

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there. What their Patreon is. Okay, let's do one, I know. Always here. Always text back. Right. Chinking the armor. Always wears a hijab. That's what happens. In Iran, they start not wearing the hijab. And then in America, it's like, you know, just, nah, nah. Okay. And then in America, he's like, you know, just me.

Uh, okay. One, well, maybe one. Like everything about all the anti-woke guys getting pissed off about the guy in the skirt on the airplane is that you know he's at the same guys that what do they say every time or you know back in the day we used to have to wear a three piece suit and a hat to get on the airplane. Yeah and like or a baseball game. They're behind for a different time and we had social pressures and they were too

expensive and the only people who could get on their plane were like the upper class and they want that and you're right dick they're not not asking the question. Where is my money? Be distracted by giant Angeles breasts in the workshop on men What was I thinking about? All right now all these Yeah, they really love right they love the idea of like wearing three-piece suits, but only if everyone has to do it Sure, you know, I was like well you could just look like an asshole and wear a three-piece suits, but only if everyone has to do it. Sure. You know, I was like, well, you could just look like an asshole

and wear a three-piece suit all the time. I'm like, well, no, but I want respect for having put on my clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, okay. Well, this is, I mean, it's a facet of society agrees on that we all need to be doing this. So, oh, yeah, I'm just like respect your suit.

Oh, you respect your suit. Oh, you respect my suit. Okay, what a tremendous cock that you have there. You've had a suit around that. That's tremendous cock. A tremendous cock. They're just bad as women. There's so, vanity is so fucking annoying.

Okay. Derek, one thing that you are so right on like your touch time last episode is Patrick's trying to shame skinny tricks Every single girl like they did Even if their friends weren't that fat but we're slightly overweight fat or we're super fat They were constantly trying to get these girls to Eat more eat more hamburgers time with their two skinny

All this more hamburgers time with their too skinny All this more hamburgers Eat some more hamburgers. Why not share? Rewinding hot chicks Yeah, they love it. I don't know what I Maybe it's funny for them Like if you have a friend you like yeah, I do it go get drunk and go try to fight that cop It'll be funny. It is funny.

Maybe it's like that for checks. Like, yeah, eat that. And then they just see them hate themselves for a week and die it and throw up. Then they feel like them. Yeah, yeah, it is. I guess it's just their sense of humor. Okay.

For hilarious. Dick, I am somewhere between Austin, Texas and San Antonio and I see a billboard or Roofer chicks. First thing I want when I eat my roof done is I have a bunch of fucking chicks to do whatever you do on a roof. Is it a taco's man? No, I thought it was all pink and yellow. I made suburban goddamn wipes or hiring these do on a roof. He's like a topless man. He's like a topless man. He's like a topless man. He's like a topless man. He's like a topless man.

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What is it like? 30 bucks, 50 bucks. Whatever it is, it's fine. Whatever it is, it's not enough okay last one it it it it's

it's on you know really when you're driving on the freeway specifically the 405 freeway there's a cell phone yeah okay it's a bad one. Yeah, and

There's fucking pebbles yeah on the ground Nothing can be done about these pebbles on the ground. You're following too close You're driving at least 60 80 miles an hour. Now you're too close What are these pebbles? Fies their way to the front of your flunk and windshield. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got that right now too. I got to fix it. That's just put a bunch of goo. Yeah. You put a bunch of goo in there and then smooth it out. That's a huge crack. I think it's a crack. I'm from most two thirds of the windshield. Fucking hit. Fuck me. Oh, what do you, is that a girl on deck? You too.

When did it happen, you later? Were you falling too close? Yeah, you had to just fucking something bounced. Like it fucking something was literally like bouncing on the freeway. What's on the... It wasn't a rock. I can't identify what it was. You don't know what hit your car?

Were you texting while you was happening? No, I couldn't see what it was. I couldn't see what it was. You don't know what hit your car? What were you texting while you was happening? No, I couldn't see what it was. I couldn't see what it was. It was toilet. I don't know. It was some kind of a fucking ball-shaped object. Like small. Like a decent, like maybe like about the diameter, maybe a little larger.

Like a baseball? No, no, like a quarter. Type four. And it made a marble. Dude, it made a funny sound when it hit it, too. It wasn't like a coin. It wasn't made a funny sound when it hit it too. It wasn't like a tic, it was my, yeah. My hearthool museo, it was like a, yeah, it made like a more like a fudding sound.

I honestly don't know. Fudding sound or a fudding sound, like Bitcoin uses too much energy or like a thunk. It kind of crossed between the two. Okay. Yeah, it was strange. And you don't know what it was. And you know where it came from. No. And you weren't following any kind of semi. No. Yeah, it was strange. And you don't know what it was. And you know where it came from.

No. And you weren't following any kind of semi. No, no, honestly. It came from like the side. Not the side. It came on one side. Yeah, it was like, it was hopping in between kind of the lanes. It was really weird.

I wish I had a fucking dash cam. Me too. It was very strange. Every time my girlfriend gets behind a semi, I think, what are you fucking doing? They just kick me. I mean, it's fucking give them like eight. Yeah, they kick up stuff.

I don't know what measurement you have. Like give them like a hundred dogs between you and the semi. Stop following. You are a hundred percent gonna get a glass. You're a hundred percent gonna fuck up your windshield before you're doing right now. Yeah, fuck it.

But you can't say everything, because that's how you make a relationship work. Well, just keep most of it to yourself. You know, there's a lot of truth to that. All right, goodbye, everybody. Say a thank you. I can't fucking believe Ponny didn't show up. Yeah, I'm surprised.

God dammit. God damn it.