The Dick Show - Episode 331 - Dick on Not Body Dysmorphia

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

Winning a scam contest, all my exploding beers, Disney's first fat heroine, Aydin Paladin has some interesting studies on taxation and vindictive liberals, a golden erotic story, Paypal fights misinformation for no reason, Indignant Door Dashers who hold your foot hostage, and more problems with Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Uh, I got stuck behind a fucking, somebody, some truck, looks just like you're as Tony fucking you haul trailer. Oh, you did. Yeah. Oh, come on. Oh, totally unfair. How does that fucking craft, Bruce? You didn't drop that or anything.

No, at least when you do this, they all fucking do it. You don't open a bud light and like expect it to blow everywhere. Why would that be? Because they cut corners, I don't know. Like they bottle it too early and it's slightly different than the giant in-bev companies. So the beer just, I opened it, well, sitting on the table, you saw this was not my fault. No, no, no, I was just going to say go on, Rhett, you spilled some stuff over here. That one, you were the victim.

Yeah, so I just popped the top and it exploded like a 13 year old boy. Now, from what I know about beer, there's different types of fermentation. And that's a can, but there is something called bottle fermentation. Oh yeah, that they put it in and it continues like the last go. I don't know if that's really. Yeah, so that's put it in and it continues to go down.

I don't know if that's. Yeah, so that's an IPA. I fucking damn it. Now everything smells like beer. I would imagine it pissed in my pants. There has to be a lot of fermentation for it to make that much alcohol, correct? Yeah.

So it seems like it's an in-can fermentation of victimization of yours. Yes. And they fucked it up. And they're always changing the cans and they're always changing the fucking recipes. So it's like every can is just an adventure in exploding beer. Adventures in exploding.

God damn it. Oh my notes are all fucked up now. Yeah. Yeah, that was a, that shot out of there like you had dropped out. That quit. I quit. I quit. Okay. I'm just gonna go back to doing drugs. Okay. Fuck this.

This is my, this is no way to start the show as a 42 year old man. Did you know my birthday was yesterday? I did. You know I knew it was yesterday. Cause you wished me a happy birthday. Yeah, I wasn't guessing. You know what? I don't have enough ex-girlfriends messaging me happy birthday on my birthday, by the way. You don't? No. Yeah. Only a couple. I have zero. Look at I can't even tell what was on my notes anymore. Yeah. Yeah. God dammit. Do you see that Pelosi's husband got his gay, gay prostitute or whatever had a big fight with them?

What? Did you see that Pelosi's husband? Well, I heard some guy broke into their house with a fucking hammer. No, that's not what happened. Wait, wait, wait, uh, the police showed up and they were the police showed up and he described the guy as a friend. And they were wrestling around in their underwear. What? Yeah. Where's this from? Fucking the internet, man. I only saw the, I only saw the film and broke into his house with a hammer. That's what they're saying. First of all, there's a million security cameras on their house. They showed some fucking weird fucking kid guy. Is this pull this shit up? He's a gay prostitute.

I fucking promise you, he's a gay prostitute. They're not saying it. I don't know why. Who cares if he's going after gay prostitutes? I love it for that. Oh, God. Is this gonna be one of those... I'm gonna get a fucking...

I'm gonna get another dent in my forehead from my fucking bottom, my palm hit again. Sean, what makes more sense that a guy broke into the richest, one of the richest men in America with a hammer or that this dude, this creep got a gay male prostitute. This damage the first one. No, it's a gay prostitute situation. You got to be, you got to know this shit, Sean. Oh boy. I'm not going to be around here for you forever. Oh, god. I have to listen. Listen, there's two things. Don't that you're 42. There are two things that talk to me. Like, I don't know how old I am. Don't, you know, you say, you never want to co-be your copter, right?

I am don't you know you say you never want to Kobe your copter right? So I'm gonna say you don't Elvis your podcast. Oh Why he was making hits until he died. Yeah, I mean he's a man not a big big shows not a one was bad You know people think that he was like fat and bloated for years It really was only the last like half a year or so where he really fucking. So yeah, yeah, people think it was like, oh, he was from the 60s on where he was like fat Elvis. It was like, nah, he just really went down hill at the end. I'm a civil shit.

I got a matchup with his timeline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I better start pounding whatever you're more. More quotes. More. He was on a lot of stuff. The fucking beer. They'd give him packages like they have like pill packets

and they'd try to appease him with one and then it would be like, he wants more. And then he'd have to take this to go to sleep and find him a 14 year old bride. See if that'll knock down the king. Dr. Nick, there are a couple different doctors. But yeah, he, so he, yeah, he coven his coven. Well, yeah, two downers.

He was on up, he was on uppers, and then he was on downers. And then, you know, he would just never do downers. I only go up. Yeah, I mean, my go boomer stock market. Well, doing downers, you have a better chance of like dying when you pass out, you know? Yeah, that's not for me. I guess you just all day a night. Hard explodes at some point, I guess. Crack an ass, crack in the whip. Busting ass.

That's what I'm here to bust ass. And just to do ass. Just to them all out of ass. Kick ass. Kick ass. And I'm here to bust ass. Bust ass. I don't know, you're on your bust.

Harding. Yeah, that's what I've read. Okay. Let's go. This happened. Man, I got fucking scammed big time on my birthday. Really? farting yeah, that's what I Let's go this happened Man, I got fucking scammed big time on my birthday. Really yeah As well the more I think about it the more annoyed

How Yeah How I'm gonna do it you want to do you like you got it as the show wherever the contest Come to your line from mountain bunker deep in the hardest city of failure me how is it match today? Okay, the 20 million dollar man. Jeremy's always is world touring a LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer Hello dick. How you doing good? You preparing to drop in bombs on Twitter now that you on as a control I forgot how to type it. I've been relearning on a Twitter. Again, you know, really. Yeah, I had to relearn it.

I sat down to type my risks and things in there. I'm like, do I even know how to type this word anymore? I've been putting all the do-dads and stuff in it for so long that I've forgotten how to type it. Well, I did do a montage and an exclamation point. No, it was that exclamation point. Yeah. Yeah. God, you remember this warming up. You remember this. You got to get back in the game. It's what everybody dreams of saying up there's millions of people signing up for

Twitter accounts just to say it. Some dumb study said that the word was that increased 500 percent. That was the big headline. The end word usage of the end word increases 500%. Is it a lie? Is it a lie? Like 10, like fucking like 10 people. One of those, one of those studies that involves 10 people and like one of them, it's like, oh, 10% fight. It's like, what are you talking

about? I usually say it twice and I said it 10 times. Yeah. I guess that's increased to 500%. Yeah. LeBron James comes in, whoa, this is pretty, pretty fucking scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up. Don't say, get a helicopter license, you prick.

Fuck you. How about you actually say something about China? Mm-hmm. How many millions of people they've been concentrating? Can't you tell me how to deal outspoken about things that don't cost him money? Yeah. Unlike, yeah.

Oh, man. He's bringing, I'm gonna start listening to his music. Yeah. I mean, the music must be good. The one I'm seeing of the man is hilarious. He said Kanye, yeah, excuse me, I don't want to get, Colin Cassius. He apologized to the black community. They asked him.

Cassius? Yeah, he said whatever. They call him Kanye West because they apologized to the black community. They asked him. Yeah, he said, whatever time they call him Kanye West because they call him he Caches. I guess it's the same. Because Kanye West is his slave name. Right. Right. He said so many names. Yeah.

Or he says I have that many, but. Yeah, like Yeezy. Yeah, yeah. We think of my mustache, this pencil mustache. Pretty cool. I love it. I don't of my mustache, this pencil mustache. Pretty cool. I love it. I don't know if that's a pencil mustache. Like a Clark Gable.

I shaved the tops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For my costume. Not good. It's well groomed. I don't know. Pencil mustache is like, you know, like a fan air like Salvador Dali.

John Waters. Yeah. Yeah, look creepier. Very pedo-y. Yeah. You don't want to go to pencil. No, you don't want to get too thin on this. Or you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bitches love this shit. Yeah. Yeah, I can't explain it. I think it looks dumb as hell. They're like, oh, wow, look at that mustache. I'll be damn good. That manicured mustache. Well, they're

probably like, oh, thank God he shaved everything else. Nope. No, wrong you are, bitch. What was I saying? Oh, yeah, yay, said he apologized to black community for something he said. What did he, yeah, what do you say? I said, he's specifically. Oh, yeah, he apologized for the George Floyd thing, saying it was disrespectful to say

that he died of fentanyl or something. Yeah. And then he said, now I know what it's like to have that he died of fentanyl or something. Yeah. And then he said, now I know what it's like to have a knee on my neck. Or something like that. That was his apology. Now I know what it's like to have a knee on my neck. Same thing.

I don't know whose knee he's talking about. But that was, that was a good one. I don't know. Adidas. I've got an Adidas on my neck. I've got Adidas's, yeah, that was, that was, that was, that was his eyes on my neck. He was, uh, he was with them, wasn't he?

Mm-hmm. Well, I'm supposed to do with all my tracksuits now. Oh, God, dude, I got to peel off the stripes. Well, you got to, uh, I can't wear, I can't be caught dead in my Adidas tracks and I have like five or six. You got to take on a mobster persona or something. I just can't, I can't rep that. Sean, I can't rep cancel culture.

You'd have to shave your mustache though. To my own house. Well, my Pokemon cards, still aren't here. Wasn't it between a two and 90 days, something like that? Yeah, so we're still in the 90 day window. Yeah. Yeah. And now I've got to go up to my parents' house for my birthday dinner.

And I still only have my busted ass deck because I'm waiting for my fucking charizardie X's. And he wants blood. Yeah, and this motherfucker's sending me text. Like he's like, oh, Uncle, I got a mega blast voice. Oh my, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Dude, I don't have anything more. I don't have anything more.

And it was, I mean, I won by a cut here. Yeah. I was saying last week, taking it like you said, if you made one wrong move, it was done. Yeah, I switched. He had this totally juiced up Pokemon out on his fighting me. Yeah. And I played a switch card and switched it with this card that he had on his bench that had a huge retreat cost and had no energy attached to it.

So he couldn't switch it back. And that's the card I beat. Then I got three Pokemon, three prize cards out of that. Anyway, I won barely. I'm saying, I have no chance. 80s girl took a COVID test this morning because you thought she might be getting sick. Oh yeah. And I was secretly thinking, please have COVID.

Oh, so I don't have to go up and get my ass kicked in Pokemon. It is your birthday. I should get what you want. Please have come on, COVID. But alas, no COVID. Oh boy. I got no fucking, so I got no cards. Yeah.

I went into a card shop. I was like, hey, you got a singular Pokemon card? There's no governor stay-have-execution today. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm desperate. Yeah. What am I gonna do? I gotta throw his deck in the trash or something when he's not looking.

Oh, God. Scoop all his cards. Well, I don't wanna forget my deck. That, my whole family won't let that slide. Oh, yeah. Oh, you forgot your deck, huh? Yeah. Oh, wow. your deck. Oh wow. Funny that.

Funny that. You're busted ass $20 Pokemon deck. Mm hmm. Oh well. Pistor bullet season is upon us. There's a season for it. Yeah, when weather changes, you just piss more freely.

Doesn't that happen to you? I've never noticed pissed riblets changing. Let's get changed. It's harder to expel the last bits of urine out of your penis. I have never thought about that. Really? Yeah. Man, I don't know.

I'm in there like a fucking excavator. When the seasons change and it drops below 60, I'm like, come on, come on you bastard, I know't know. I'm in there like a fucking excavator when the seasons change and it drops below 60. I'm like, come on, come on, you bastard. I know you're in there somewhere dick. Get out of there. More piss. I don't know. I'm going to get one of those bug bite kits.

Have you seen those little suction things that you like, click it in and it sucks your skin up. Oh, like a mosquito bite thing. Oh, no. Like a snake bite kit. Yeah. I'm going to get one of those just for my dick, the tip of my dick for pistol existence.

I stop getting pissed everywhere. Okay. It's worse. The pistol existence gets worse every year. I know you know what I'm talking about. You're not like Mr. Superprostate in their spring, like ejecting all your leftover piss. I'm telling you it in the morning and it's freezing cold.

I've never noticed a difference in weather. What? Never. Am I the only one? I don't know. No, I'm sure you're not. Yeah. Well, this happens.

Maybe it's been happening to me and I don't take notice of it because I always pee a little in my pants. I mean, that could be it too. Yeah, but then there's like two stages of pissed riblets. This is like full on piss stains. Like an extra squirt. An extra squirt and then sometimes it's like an extra like, oh, that was a little bit more than,

it's like, did I just piss at all? Yeah, I have some- I have to pee left. Yes! Something with the cold. I don't know what it is. I don't know. But it's here, and I hate it.

A couple things. Good luck. I'll tell you something that makes me rage this week, so. Yeah, yeah. My girlfriend won, put it in quotes, won a contest for us to get like a portrait taken of us in our dog. One, put it in quotes, one, a contest. Yeah. For us to get like a portrait taken of us and our dog. Uh huh.

Like she won it on Instagram. Yeah. I was like, oh, you're never gonna believe this. I won a portrait of us and Maddie, the dog. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, that's funny. Like, that's funny to have. Yeah. Like a fancy portrait, but, that's funny. Like what, that's funny to have. Yeah, like a fancy portrait, but the dog is there like, yeah, yeah. I've seen family

photos with dogs in them. Yeah. Like whole big family photos. So I'm like, okay, that's cool. You know, when, when, when are we going to do it? She's like, well, the only, the only time they had available was on your birthday. And I go, well, God, well, what else would I want to do on my birthday? I'd take a fucking dress up and soon and take a be honest, rest out and take a picture with my dog, right? It's amazing. Like real formal you're doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no shit.

So we go there and we do the picture. How far is this? Where is this? Oh, you know, it's nice easy trip Directly in the heart of Santa Monica. So oh my god. Oh my god Dude you wasted like a whole you wasted like the most of a day. Yeah This was yesterday this yesterday and again for people free portrait There's no there's no difference in traffic on the weekends versus the weekdays in Los Angeles. It's worse because it's at different times. The traffic on the weekend is like one.

Yeah. Like, what the fuck, why is it at one? Yeah. At least it's like opposite during rush hour's empty. There's just one in 10 fucking packed. There's just no way to get over to Santa Monica. There's no good way. No.

Elon's tunnel is not ever gonna happen. Yeah. So we go there and we're doing the pictures, right? And Doug's being asked all whatever. We get the pictures done and then we go into this picture looking at place and I didn't think anything. I don't know why. I don't know why I didn't see this coming a mile away.

But we sit down and she's like, okay, what you won is this. It was like a pick. I can make sure he's big as a postcard. I'm like, oh boy. Oh, fuck. And then she loads up the prices. She's like, here's our giant museum quality,

9,000 dollars. I'm like, oh wow, well, pretty much anything,000 dollars, and I go, wow, well, pretty much anything you tell me after that's gonna seem like a deal, isn't it? Mm-hmm. So, no, did 80s girl know about it? It's gotta say, and really fine print somewhere, right? What?

You know, free photo size of miniature Polaroid, you know, I mean. Well, God bless her, she would have been happy with the know, I mean. Well, God bless her. She would have been happy with the little one. Yeah, but I'm not, you don't go, no, no, no, no. I'm not dressing up and doing a funny picture thing and then getting some like free one. I'm already in, I'm already in for a fucking time.

Exactly, I showed up. We already had a fight about the dress. Yeah, we're in. So let's make it, make it worth it, right? Does a dog wear a certain collar? Now, we thought of that, but I don't know. We didn't do it. Pictures are great, just a minute.

Whatever. You guys are in suit and dress and the dog is just naked. Yeah, yeah. I know. Feels naked, whatever. So she's doing her like sales pattern that I could see now I can realize what I've done. Yeah, sure. Like, fuck, it's time. Other times share. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Let's hear the sales pitch. And let's hear the questions that you're asking to

get us like emotionally involved. Uh, uh, uh, and they just hate being sold anything. I fucking hate it. Like, just hurry up and say the price. And they know that just hate being sold anything. I fucking hate it. Like just hurry up and say the prize. And they know that I'm already sold. Yeah, okay? Because you're already, you're already being sold by the other person who quote unquote won the picture. Right, right. So you're there. It's all the questions are like two on one. And of course you're going to, oh, are you on board with her thing? I'm like, honey, I'm more on board than she is. With what thing, her thing? Like this whole like, oh, this really important.

Like they're doing all this life milestone shit. Like, you know, I think you're pitching to wrong. You're using Disney dollars. It sees you as balance here, sweetheart. Like we're not really, save this for the next few. We're, don't worry about it. We're in.

So she's gone through the picture. She's like, well, what do you think about this picture? What about this one? You like this one? Is this the one you want? And she gets to one and we're both like, oh yeah, that's the one. She goes, oh, well, what about it? What about this picture?

You can stop. What about this picture? She stops being hacked. Exactly. What about this picture? No, we're good. What is getting about this picture? No, we're good. What is that? Get in the fucking picture! Hahaha.

Yes! And the dog's freaking out. I'm fucking starving and I'm like, I already said yes! Yeah. You stop! Right. That's it. You're done.

Pr人 out the fucking, run the card. Pr人 out the receipt. And then she, she does. She prints out the receipt and it has to be sign it. It's like this kind, because it's actually like a painting that they do. It's a whole fucking thing, right?

So oil painting, also that they do on the, really very beautiful stuff. And it's funny here because they do all this stuff. The joke is still intact. But then she prints out this contract for all that stuff about like revisions and stuff. And I sign it and she goes to my girlfriend. Oh, why don't you sign it too? Like why the fuck would she sign it? What do you? What kind of world? What kind of upside down world are we in right now?

Wait, was it sign your receipt? It was like a, yeah, it was like a deliverables contract. Oh, what the fuck would she sign it? She didn't pay for this. Well, that's what I mean, it's your card. Yeah. Yeah, you only need, it made me so annoyed, all the scam tricks, right? So we're going to the pictures and there's one that pops up and we're both,

yeah, that's the one. Yeah. She goes, well, what about this picture spoke to you and there's dead silence for a little bit. And I said, well, it's the funniest. Because, okay. Like the woman is like, just a one, this is serious art.

Yeah, you're trying to ruin, like typical male, you're trying to ruin this thing for your girlfriend. Like, okay, except she, like she got these girl guys. Yeah, it totally is. So he was like, okay, well, that's what you guys want. That is funny. Thank you for making a mockery of my whole profession. You should have stopped when we said yes. Yeah.

So this is your fault. So we get in the car and go home after getting scammed. Yeah. And 80s girls says, well, you remember, you remember like the week before I won. It's funny because I was telling you how we don't have any like nice pictures of ourselves and wouldn't that be nice? And I thought, oh my fucking God, you're telling me all this happened because the phone

heard you say that and gave you this fucking fake content. I can't fucking believe it. That seems totally reasonable. Right? Yeah. It does. How the fake prize showed up because she's in home talking about some outlandish preposterous

waste of money. Yeah. Well, and it's like a, it's a loss leader in effect. I mean, kind of just gets you in there. And then of course, it's nothing good. So it's like, you're gonna pay, now that we're here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so, when she said it, I'm like,

oh my God, the fucking phone heard you. Yeah. The phone heard you. And then like, entered you into this scam combine. Yeah. God damn it. Yeah. God, this is the level that we need to be on guard

for all the time now. Yeah. Fucking devices listening. Hey, you wanna free level that we need to be on guard for all the time now. Yeah. We're fucking devices listening. Hey, you wanna free, whatever you're talking about, you wanna free one of those. You wanna free beer? Now, if I can add it, as you win a free beer, I'm just gonna delete it. Nope, I don't believe you. Cause I was talking about, you wanna spill proof beer?

No. Yeah, basically, you can't believe anything that you talk about on a regular basis. Crazy. Yeah, it really is. Yeah, so then I got something else that makes me rage. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you know how I live up a mountain on top of a mountain. Yeah.

Yeah, and there's various ingress and egress points in the mountain. There's like several roads that go down. Yeah. There's one road. Go on the north side. There's like several roads that go down. Yeah. There's one road. To go on the north side, there's a couple here on this side. There's one that for some reason, there's one that all the Uber and Doorjash people

always took, they shut it down. Yeah, the one with the gate up your street. And it fucked everyone up where you go watch fireworks. Where you go watch fireworks. Yes. Yeah, they call it the gate up your street. And it fucked, it fucked everyone up. Where you go watch fireworks. Yes. Yeah. They call it kite hill.

Yeah. I think so one day out of nowhere, they shut it down. Yeah. And we're starting to get angry calls from there's a gate that locks, right? It's like a big swinging. Yeah. And the city said, oh, we're doing this for beautification. Oh, I'm like, all right.

Well, I mean, you're not working on it. So why did it need to be closed for, like, open for like 70 years? People are just, just a road. Yeah, it's how beautiful does it need to be? People aren't pulling over and fucking picnicking, but leaving trash all over the place. Well, they are, they are pulling over and smoking weed. Oh, really? Kids are.

Who cares? Yeah. Who cares? I go by there all the time. I'm like, I'm going to tell your Oh, really? Kids are. Who cares? Yeah. Who cares? I go by there all the time, I'm like, I'm gonna tell your parents unless you blow me. Oh, Jesus. Just kidding. Just kidding.

Ah, you were gonna do it. You were gonna do it. You were gonna do it. I know you were gonna do it. Ah! Just kidding. I know it was. I think a picture of your license plate.

Just kidding. Yeah, I don't know. Get out of here, you fucking kids. That's what I say. Um, so they shut it down. And it happens to be, for some reason, it can't be updated on Google Maps. I don't know why. So will it show, will it show things that are like permanently closed on Google Maps? Yeah, you should have. I've tried to update it, but it just doesn't ever stick. It just doesn't ever stick. Or you know what? Quite honestly, it's because the Dordash people all think they can like outsmart the driving directions. So they just do it. They just look

at the map instead and just totally ignore the instructions. That makes me a rage. It really does when people are like, well, like Google doesn't have local, I always listen to it. Like what are you gonna eyeball it? You try to figure it out. Better than the fucking computer. People try to fucking out smarts. Like no, I know this way's faster.

It's like, I know it's not. People can't be a computer at chess. And you're gonna figure out a better way up the mountain. And guess what? It'll reroute you if shit happens. Yeah. So they all, it's the same caliber of idiot now that gets stuck behind Kait Hill.

Cause they eyeballed it, right? And I'm like, oh, Google's sending me around. I'm just gonna take a shortcut through here. It's closed, right? So everyone fucking wants it a while. Like this week, girlfriend gets a call, can immediately tell, uh, the road clothes, this road clothes.

What am I, and they're like, fucking, they're all angry about the road being closed. So they're frothing at the mouth and squabbling and complaining, like the entire backway down the mountain, it just just over and over, like you have to be very respectful with them too, because they have your food. Yeah, sure. At any moment they could just throw it away or eat it, right? Forget spit and it all eat the spit. That happened to me in Australia.

What? They just took it. Yeah, they just fucking took it. They never fucking showed up. It's like being a hostage negotiator. Yeah. With these stupid door dash people and they fuck up. It's always the same person.

You know, so they finally get there. And 80s girl goes, huh? And she had that, uh, the hate speech show. Where is it? That one? Oh, wearing that hate speech. Uh, sure. It was like, oh, that's you went out there with the, uh, that lady you went out with the giant hate speech pointing a gun and like, oh, you went out there with that lady, you went out with the giant hate speech

pointing at gun and I got, okay, well, that's cool. And I found out they closed the hill because of a, it's not beautification at all. It's a crime wave epidemic. What? Yeah, like people sitting there smoking weed. Oh, God. Yeah. So all of this shit, they shut down an entire road.

That hasn't been there. To where I live, because teenagers are sitting around getting high. And they can't have that. These are people with like too little time on their hands. Everybody. Everybody. Yeah, everybody. This is, you know, yeah. like, oh, there's a huge crime

wave. Somebody was a car jacked there. It's fucking hell. What do you mean a crime wave? People are getting car jacked everywhere here. There's fucking train robberies. That's probably the one time in all the years you have lived here and will live here in this neighborhood. That's probably the fucking one and only time it'll happen. Statistically, nothing happens up here. Go down the hill, people are getting murdered. In the street. Yeah, it's a different show.

Shut down the whole fucking road. So now we have to have frequent arguments with the dumbest here of Door Dasha. God. That's annoying. Well, let me see what else I got here. I got women doing there. Have you seen how these women in like Silicon Valley will post videos of their day?

No, but I believe that that's happening. I believe that that's happening. I do, yeah. Let me show you one of these things. Okay. Yeah. This is like a new thing for women to do. Women working in a big tech.

Yeah. Where they take this. Well, it's been a push for a while, right? To get women working. Yeah, that's been going on for about 10,000 years. In, yeah. In tech. Ah, oh shit.

Where's that? Oh, that's me. There's you. Okay. So this is what they do now. A day in the life as a project manager at Meta who stock has completely- Plummeted, right?

Yeah. Bottomed out like 10 years of growth because Mark Zuckerberg wants to live in this stupid, metaverse shit. They've dumped like $10 billion dollars. There's a lot of money into being little fruits in VR. Yeah. Their big announcement was that they have legs. Okay. They had a press release of that.

Yeah. Hey, everybody, watch out. We now have legs. Okay. Like they had a press release of that. Yeah. Hey everybody, watch out. We now have legs in metaverse. There's no boomer memes and wiggle your feet around. We know stopping you. So this is what they, the day in the life is a project manager in meta.

Uh, there you go. Day in the life as a 20 year old product manager at meta. I always journal in the morning. And then do a quick workout routine. I got dressed. I try to like cute every day. Got some. Oh my God. I'm office. I make a coffee.

Right. This is so setting. You don't want to see. You don't want this person representing. I don't want this person women in tech. Uh, here's a little morning. I need that. I did some work on the roof. I did some work on the roof.

And eat up there. Here's me being cute. I got a snack always. They just eat shuttles. Oh, the view so pretty. They just met up with some friends for dinner. And then my boyfriend came over and was acting like a DJ for my dog Stay in the life holy fuck

Is that what I was right about women what what is she what is she doing her job? Who knows the pro product now? Have you ever heard someone talk about their job like this? Well, I like to have a snack in the morning then I work out then I go up to the roof and eat But you don't talk about her job. She didn't talk about her job at all. That's what her job is, sitting around. And they're doing this what they're like trying to outwomen each other, as they're talking about it.

Man, I'm fucking product, I'm a 20-whatever-year-old-project manager at Metta. This is what I do. I eat snacks. Sometimes I have a snack between snacks. I go up to the roof and do some work. How fuck are you gonna do work with a sun glaring off your laptop? This is what I do. I eat snacks. Sometimes I have a snack between snacks. I go up to the roof and do some work. How fuck are you gonna do work

with the sun glaring off your laptop? You dumb bitch. Not doing any work up there. Hmm, one by one. Posting on TikTok. Let me see. Get some coffee. I make a coffee every single morning.

I need that. I did some work on the roof, worked until lunch, and then ate up there. Here's me being cute. I got a snack always. I then shuttled home. The view's so pretty. Met up with some friends for dinner, and then my boyfriend came over and was acting like a DJ for my dog.

I don't see how I'm supposed to. Saying the life as a family girl. I don't see how I'm supposed to live in the same world with these people. What'd you think about that? I mean, I wouldn't want her representing my tech company. I was just fucking around. I mean, I know it's her own thing, but like, let's see, I read this. Cops spend 80 to 90% of their time doing traffic stops.

Do you know that? That seems about right, right? Well, it does. I mean, a huge percentage of LA's revenue comes from parking tickets, things like that. Just, yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I don't know how the traffic stops factor in. I know that there's a lot of money to be made from traffic stops, parking tickets, things like that. What seems like 90% if they're doing 90% of their time, then that's their job.

I've heard that at certain times a month, it's like they're much more likely to pull you over and stuff on their period. Looking at the numbers, I don't know. I mean, I guarantee you that there's, I guarantee you there's quotas. There's all that kind of shit. Yeah. I didn't know. That is, it's higher than I would guess.

Well, me too. If I heard 40, I would have been like, that seems about right. Cops, cops, where? Uh, this was from LA. From LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see, so cal.

It makes more sense in LA too, because everybody's driving around all the time. Yeah the ACLU of Southern California and you can you can always find somebody with expired tags with the tail light out with it You know what I mean with a warrant with yeah exactly go Mexican. They're just like immediately Immediately scanning your you know running your plates shit, but it's just all day. If that's all they're doing, then that's their job. Well, I mean, that's what being a cop is just pulling people over, right? 90% of your job is sucking dick. You're a professional dick sucker. Doesn't really matter what the other 10% is.

It's hard to argue with that. That's crazy. That seems like 90% of their funding could get cut then. Like all this defund the police shit is, you put it in, you put it up against like what they're actually doing. Like what you're spending 90% of your day, 90% of you are just pulling people over, giving them bullshit tickets. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you didn't exist, people wouldn't be going out there speeding like crazy because it's scary. And the people are speeding would still fucking speed because they don't know,

because they get pulled over like a couple times in their life. So it's weird that you get away with it. You know, 99 times out of 100. God damn it. Did it again. Wow. There goes the rest of your notes.

That one full on, spray it out. Yeah, those are. This is fucked, those are fucked. Those are fucked. Those are fucked. This is so fucked. I had a bunch of good notes too. Fucking happy birthday. Ha, ha.

You see PayPal added a thing into their terms of service. It says they'll find you 2400 bucks for doing misinfo. No, you even information. Really? Yeah, paid on that or something? Like, nah, they didn't really specify. Well, I mean, we said,

well, we're gonna pull out 2400 bucks. I don't know why 2400 bucks. Why 2400? That was my next question. 2400, very odd. Maybe it's in the Bible somewhere. Yeah, Old Testament. Right, right.

That exact number. So they, yeah, they pulled it. They put it in there. Their term to service. We're gonna find you for missing. Oh, who owns pay is does eBay own PayPal? And then it's yeah, do they at one time they did, I think yeah, yeah, yeah, when they integrated it, I'm not sure who owns what anymore. Yeah, I don't know who owns eBay. Let's ask Kanye PayPal they integrated it, I'm not sure who owns what anymore. Yeah, I don't know who owns eBay. Let's ask Kanye. PayPal. eBay. Yeah, eBay.

Okay. So they put a thing in there. We got it. Man, I'm so pumped on web, web three for these fucking reasons. Yeah, by the way, my our, our Web 3 Patreon is in alpha testing right now. Wow. It's fucking phenomenal. That's great. Fucking great. It's really hard to explain to people that with this, with the Patreon thing that we made, it's a recurring payment protocol. So it's not really, it's not really even a website

like what you're familiar with in your mind. Yeah. Like email is a protocol where it's like a way that things interact. It's like a description of how they interact. That can't be unwound, right? Like you can just go make your own email server, whatever you want, like it's Sean at dong.com or something. Yeah.

So this is a recurring. We're referring down. this is a recurring payment protocol. So beyond just Patreon subscription type subscriptions, you can do any type of, any type of bill, anything, anything recurring. But the protocol exists in such a way that it can never be, your subscription can never be revoked or there's no there's no middleman on the blockchain. It's just you and you own it on your wallet that you have on your computer, your little ledger thing and I own my end and we interact and there is nothing that can get between us or mitigate it or cancel it or anything whatsoever. That's amazing. Forever.

Yeah. Um, we can't, it's not, not as moment too soon with shit like this. Yeah. So PayPal says, let me load it up. You will pay, you'll have to pay 2400 bucks for a Simpho, probably so you don't talk

about election stealing or. Wait, they said the, it went out in error. Yeah, they said they put it out and everybody lost their mind. And then they said, oh, no, that was a mistake. That shouldn't have been in there. I was like, well, wait, why does it exist then? Well, yeah, what are the words exist that in error?

What was just like spontaneously fucking appear like a glitch? It was like the leaked Supreme Court abortion overturn. It's like, oh, why does it exist? Yeah. Of course they're going to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we just just in case, you know, we came up, we like to work ahead. It's like an idea that we came up with. We should have a really heavy caseload in the future. And if this ever comes up, we just, you know, we have it ready. We have one where we up hold it. We just give it some, you know, here's a speech that we wrote in case all the astronauts died.

Right. On the McGinnon, that's how we do it. Case, we want to, yeah, just pre-prepared for anything. Like you know, you guys are the ones doing this. You don't have to be prepared for anything. Right. In 1986, they had a World Series champion, Boston Red Sox hats and merchandise and stuff. And then when they lost, they just run it away and sell it to other countries.

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Why? Violation of this acceptable use policy constitutes a violation of the PayPal user agreement and may subject you to damages, including liquidated damages of $2,500. Oh, $2,500. Well, that's a better number. What did I say? $2,400. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. $2,500 makes sense. Well, that's a better number. What did I say? 2400. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 25 makes sense.

Yeah, it's about that. Yeah, we can't get free, so I can't miss. Oh, payment, where's the bucket, make sure you don't get one. Oh, good. Information. Yeah, show, no, that's not it. I don't know.

Somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is. Our fraudulent promote misinformation or don't know. Somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is. Our fraudulent, promote misinformation or unlawful. Yeah. Like, well, I mean, if I hadn't, like, lived through the last six years, I wouldn't even pay attention to that because I would just think it's like, well, if somebody's like selling snake oil or something like that, you know, they're saying like radium cures everything

that ails you. That's probably what they mean. But seeing how radium, yeah. The radium water. water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that dude lost his jaw. You see that? Oh, yeah. Well, we sure. But yeah, he like a lot of shit. He was a, he was a professional golfer, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then there's the, the, the, the radium girls too. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. They used to the radium girls too. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, they used to, was it, were they were painting watches? I think.

Or that was, that was white phosphorus too was another thing or caused all kinds of fucking facial, skin, and shit like that. But since I've been a lot, since I've been like, you know, paying attention for the last six years, I know exactly what that's gonna do. Miss Impa, like you guys used that for anything that anybody that's questioning anything. Like Alex Shone's getting hit for Infinity Monty for just basically being an idiot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I know you can, you're out of being a fucking idiot. That can creep, that can creep a lot. Yeah, yes, yeah, and creeping at all. Well, all it has to do is creep once. As soon as one person gets hit for like, oh, you're shooting on like COVID-2 too much,

you're saying too much stuff about, we're gonna charge you $2,500. I'm just like, well, fuck, now no one can say anything. No one wants to lose $2,500. Anyway, if you don't have a wallet, if you don't have a crypto wallet, get one. Or you're going to be stuck with, or you're going to be stuck with a CDBC that drains steadily all the time to fight inflation and drains even more if you're on Twitter, busting in bombs.

What have you? This one was funny. There is a, I was watching a Netflix show. Look at your fucking notes. Totally fucking piss. Top comedy podcast in the world, Sean. It's like, you got away with it once. I mean, it didn't fuck up too much.

And then you open another beer, which has been sitting unmolisted for about 35 minutes. And it explodes. Oh my God. Chris the Kiwi is having a meltdown about Pawnee. Oh, really? Yeah. Is he talking to her? No, no, no.

He asked me for her contact info and I was sleeping. So then I woke up to like, fuck, I don't like the way you're treating me. I don't like the way either of you are treating me. I hope school kills her. Like all this. What? You?

Is that you? He hadn't mad at everyone. Let me see if we can pull up some. Oh my God. Because you're right on back. Yeah, is it possible for you to get me? Because you're sleeping. Yeah, I was sleeping.

Is it possible for you to get, Oh God, dude, this fucking guy. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, fuck. Okay, let me see. How'd it pass God down mind? Yeah, he's loving every minute of it. Is that why you asked me to talk to Pony as she's a psychologist?

I'm not happy with the way she's treated me or you and decided to find her contact details myself and contact her. What the fuck? I said, no, she's just, she's going to school to be a psychologist. How has she been treating him? You saw all of it. You were here for all of the way she was treating him. Yeah. He was just upset that I didn't. He just say, oh, tell Pony. She's very nice to talk to or something

was like, after we got off that phone call, here's another one. Pony is, fuck you bitch. Yeah. Pony is, he's, he just sends these emails one after the other going into fucking fit at night. after another other going into fucking fit at night. Wouldn't night for me. Pawning isn't forthcoming and sends mixed signals. What the fuck? Amen, brother. I don't like her. She's a bitch.

Give me five seconds with her and I'll wipe the smile off the bitch's face. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. God damn. We gotta talk to him. I know. Uh, look at this motherfucker. Look at all these fucking emails. Oh, that's you sorted by his name.

Yeah, but he's still, because they come in in a flood. I want Pony to be my mommy girlfriend, me too, buddy. What is Pony's first impression of me? Am I ugly, slash good looking? What does first impression of me? Am I ugly, slasher looking? What does she think of me? Just want her honesty, which won't offend. Oh, yeah, right. Won't offend. Oh, yeah, so I asked her and she said, tell me, I thought he was handsome and funny and a cute accent, not my type, though. Is it possible? Is it possible for you to ask her why I'm not her type? Is that okay? Question for me to ask her. And then 10 seconds later, give me five minutes and I'll

wipe the smile on that bitches. Yeah. He's he's had an entire interaction with her in his head in those five minutes. And she became the worst person on her. God, I love that guy. You're pretty evasive. He says, is Pony what, yes, he went on a couple. Oh my God. Good to hear about Pony. What a psycho. So I'm watching this Netflix show and I forget some kind of show about suicide.

Yeah. Or suicide's in it. Okay. I don't fucking, you know, how important it is for companies to pretend to care about suicide. Or anything. Yeah, but suicides like their own little, like that's when companies turn the chair around and like just, I just wanna have a man to man.

Yeah, okay. Talk with you guys. Suicides, not cool. Yeah, yeah. It's totally bogus. Right, I know it looks, I know it looks fun. Right, it looks fun. Yeah, I know that everything in the world, it sucks. It's not worth it in the long run.

And it's mostly our fault for pumping trash into your heads. And everyone else's heads, 24-7. But let's just sit down and have a chat about it. Right, because we don't want to have to replace our workforce as people kill themselves. It costs us. It costs us $2,000 to get a new subscriber for Netflix. You know what would happen if you killed yourself?

We got to go spend more money to replace you. Right. We have a little bit of leeway when your credit card runs out. So, yeah. After their suicide show, they had one of those boilerplate, if you or a loved one is thinking about killing yourself, go to your website. And it was, oh god, what was it?

I wrote it down. Let me see. I think it was wanna talk about it. Okay. Wanna talk about it? .jpeg or something? .org? Let me see.

No, he was like wants to talk about it. I really hate, I really hate how corporations want to talk about it.com. Yeah, I hate how corporations have taken on suicide as they're like, as they're quiet. Like they're kind of, it's, they're kind of gilting you for even thinking about it preemptively. Like, ooh, you know, this is really, it's like, it's like you've got mind herpes that they're kind of, I don't know why I can't figure out exactly, but I don't

like the way they're condescending to me about it. Uh-huh. I want to talk about it, so I loaded it up just for fun. I want to talk about it. First of all, brand, giant Netflix brand at the top. It's got a crass. If you or someone you know is struggling, you're not alone. Below is information and how to find support.

Below is a bunch of ads for their show. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha just look at it as another avenue to sell to you. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, we can pretend to care about this cause, this cause and this cause, so we can, that's why we're creating a female superhero movies. So we'll get more women to go with it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just another avenue for a revenue stream. They have no information on how to not do suicide. Let's just want to talk about it.

And it has the fucking Netflix colors in the background, how crass is that? Are you supposed to click on those tiny little links? Oh, we don't want to send somebody off site. What's that sort of about? Sexual violence and relationship abuse. Very small. Fucking back the background kills me.

The fucking Netflix, it's like, it's like if HBO had a thing about rape and it was like rape You are so bad If you are so many know has been affected by sexual violence or relationship, you're not alone and it was not your fault Help is available 247 below you can find this is the most laziest victim support web thing I have ever seen. Frank fucking Netflix. Yeah, yeah.

Here is some sort of a video. Oh, Lucky's Girl Alive. Yeah, that's what I was watching when this came up. Oh, that's a show. Yeah, I don't know. It's money. That my friends is advertising quality H2O. Let's see what else I got here. Okay, some comments. My notes have been destroyed. Yeah, they really have.

I had a who runs Hollywood article. Yeah. You know, because of Yez comments. Yeah. It's written by Joel Stein. I don't know if he's black or what. I mean, I'm assuming he's Jewish. Who runs Hollywood?

Come on, I've never been so upset by a poll in my life. Only 22% of Americans now believe, quote, the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews down from nearly 50% in 1964. The ADL, which released the poll last month, sees these numbers as a victory against stereotyping. Actually, it shows how dumb America has gotten Jews totally run Hollywood. This is from 2008. Yeah. Remember you say shit like this in 2008. I guess is it an anacomatic to say that Jews run Hollywood?

I don't think so. Yeah, it's really. I don't think so. That's just it's that was fucking obvious. I mean, just the fact that football and talking about football, in fact, there's any programming other than God and talking about football shows you that white Christian men are not running Hollywood because that's all they would put on. Yeah. How do you, yeah, he goes, yeah, I mean, he goes in great, great detail and finds that like every single person in a position of power in Hollywood is Jewish. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's just one of those things I've, I've, I've only worked in this industry. Yeah. It's like it's just, yeah, it's just something

that you don't even think about. Yeah, obvious. Yeah, it's just, they have the best culture. Everything about them is the best. It is what it is. Like it's, okay, this is done. This is over trash. Okay, comments, Maybe worth a read.

Okay. God, those are really wet pages. Hey, Dick and Sean. Oh, good. I got to load up the fricking. I got to open the computer. There we go. Hey, Dick and John, it's been months since I sent my email asking what to do about the fact that I have a massive crush on a long time friend of mine. Oh, this from Victoria. It's from a girl. I just wanted to write in to let you know one, thank you. And two, you were right. You both basically said if he's hanging out with you that much,

just go for it. I remember this, vaguely. Yeah. But knowing something does not necessarily make acting on that knowledge easy. I finally worked at the courage. And as it turns out, I really was just being a worst for no reason.

It's easy to talk yourself out of things with what ifs. So I guess I just needed to hear someone tell me I was being an idiot and then I should just kiss the guy. I did have to let that through, I did have to let that thought percolate for ages, but I finally managed to listen to you guys, take the chance, easy, chicks really should probably just make a move more often. Anyways, love the show. I was super happy to hear Tommy Pacis back. There's been a lot of fantastic guest segments lately. Good shit. Smooches for both of you.

Heart thanks again. Oh, well, that's good. Hey, good for you. Guys getting laid. Good for you. As of us. That's one of those things probably for her. That was, it's, the concept is simple,

but it wasn't easy. Yeah. My rage. My rage. Simple and easy are two different things. My rage. You're two different things. My rage, young people, my age, finding, that's why I like the STD's skyrocket at 65. As you get a grip. Yeah. And people like, I don't really care about getting rejected or that shit anymore. I just want to get laid. Let's fucking do it. My rage, young people finding age, finding two plus age gap, year age gap creepy. Hey, Deckenchon, recently picked up the podcast again if you're not listening for a while.

Great. Two years. Still as retarded as it used to be. I've been listening to it ever since I started university. It's still as retarded as it used to be. Yeah, I guess. Really? I thought it's, I think it's gotten much more retarded, but I think he's selling us short.

I just recently graduated as a young 24 year old dude. My rage is this ridiculous standard that women and many of my fellow young men hold that dating women younger than you is quote, creepy. Oh yeah. If man, I see guys parrotading shit that women think, I think you guys are heading to, you guys are not going to make it. Yeah. What? If you're women are agreeing with you, you got to stop and really assess what you're saying and thinking. And then if you think that you're, you're still in agreement with the women, you go

again. I don't know when it keep thinking. Okay. Is there a, you personally, is there a, I know what the answer is gonna be, but is there an age difference or an age where the guy is and the girl is that's weird to you, that's creepy? Only out of jealousy. Yeah.

Like I see like Harvey Weinstein, banging young girls. Yeah. How you fucker? I wish I was ugly and a billionaire. I could do that. No, I don't think when like they hit 17 and they don't really get any smarter, I don't think.

Why? So I- That's just when they stop, like they still, their whole lives are like about Disneyland and retarded shit that they thought at seven. So it's not, I don't really believe in this whole power dynamic thing that everyone's talking about. My rage is this ridiculous standard that women in many,

oh yeah, my last roommate was a 19 year old psychology student and an avid anime fan. We had a conversation about how he finds it gross, how anime sexualizes high school girls. Well, you're fucking watching it, dude. Yeah. Keep in mind this guy is a year removed from high school. Ha ha ha ha.

Yeah. It's really gross. I know. You've people, oh god. Just shut up and want, well, it's for, it's for high schoolers. What do you mean, it's gross. It's for them. Look, this is a perfect example of,

if you, you know, when you get to be older, at some point, if you don't look back at things you said and things you did and things you thought with some kind of embarrassment and or shame, you are fucked. Yeah, because you have learned nothing. That's where I'm thinking about women. You're like, oh, I can't believe it's dating at 21,

you're all this, like, this 30 fucking five year old is the same in her brain. I told him so and he said he wouldn't date a high school girl because they're too immature. Oh, good luck. Then what is he 19? Was I? Yeah.

As if people actually mature when they get into college. We were playing golf with this kid. We went, I went back to see my brother and we got paired up with like a single, you know, what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And he was a really, really nice kid. He was like in his early 20s or something. He was out, he was out working and you know, he said something,

we said something about, oh, blah, I used to think that it was something like that. He's like, yeah, you know, I mean, I, something about like something about, yeah, I mean, I used to think I know knew how the world worked when I was, you know, 18 or something, he's like 22, 23. So I'm like, he's like,

but, you know, I mean, kind of to the effect I got it figured out now. And my brother, just who never says shit like this, just said dead pants. And he just goes, yeah, you still don't know shit. He's like, I know, I know, but I know more than, yeah, you still don't know shit. I don't know shit. It is weird that as you get older, it turns from like, like your knowledge goes from like, all these grand general statements on things.

I do like until I have six meetings today that I need to get on top. Like I don't give a fuck about the human condition today. I need this, needs to work, needs to get paid. My brother is a 21 year old man and he shares the same opinion. He says he wouldn't date someone younger than 20 because it would be creepy

and they're just not mature enough. These guys have been fucking brainwashed, dude. Yeah, so 21 year old and a 19 year old, that's not okay. In his mind, yeah, it's fucked up. It's fucking very fragile mind. Yeah. The mind is very fragile on people that they can be convinced to proactively vote against their own self-interest.

Yeah. Go now, I just wouldn't. Okay. Yeah. to pre proactively vote against their own self interest. Yeah. Go now I just wouldn't. Okay. Yeah. My sister is 18 and recently graduated in high school. Your brother's like, I will not date her. I will not fuck her.

He doesn't say how big her tits are. A few months ago, before I graduated, she showed me an Instagram post of a German exchange student who went to her school wearing a bikini. I said, wow, she's hot. She told me that was gross because she was only 17. A parenthesis, legal in Germany, and my state of Texas, by the way. Buddy.

You don't have to preface. You don't have to qualify that. A link is already. You can't have to preface, you don't have to qualify that. The link is already, you can't, the law means you can't fuck them. Right. Under 18 in California. Right. You can't think they're hot. Right.

Obviously everyone thinks fucking 17 year olds are hot. That's why the law is there. Yeah, so everyone would fuck them. That's what I saw a community. 20 years ago basically say the same thing. He goes, oh, you know, tell you a guy under age girl, I say, I don't want to have sex with under age girls. Of course I do.

Why do you think there's a lot? Like, oh, wow, there's a lot. There's a lot against speeding and doing cocaine. But I'm thinking about speeding. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking I might speed. Oh, why did they make laws? Well, because everyone loves doing them.

Right. I asked her as a 23 year old man the time, how young of a woman it is socially acceptable for me to find attractive. And she said, I shouldn't say that about any woman more than two years. Yeah, that's just a chick, though. She's just busting your balls,

because she's just one here. You say that. I dated women who were five to eight years older than me in college and no one batted an eye. Well, those women were pedophiles. Uh, what the hell is this ridiculous standard when it comes, when did it become mainstream? I don't know.

We're getting kids are weirdly puritanical these days. Yeah, about shit like this. Yeah. Cause there none of them are getting laid. So they have like they have a lot of big ideas about what it is. They're terrified. They're terrified to try. Yeah, and they have no money.

They have no money in the queue. You can't compete with a fucking phone. Yeah. How are you gonna be a guy at 20? You have no, you have nothing worth talking about. Yeah. And you're competing with fucking TikTok on this bitch's phone? Not gonna happen. Young men are missing out on the sexiest time of their lives, because they won't date anyone younger than them.

And now I can actually afford to, okay, all the best, Alfie. Please don't say my name. Oops. I made an AI draw dick sucking dick. Hey, Dick, I've been generating a lot of hen tie over the past few days with all the open source AI stuff coming out and I just wanted to limit test what I could do with real images. I was listening to the show, so here we are.

I'm sending one of your picture users a reference and another with an edited picture for, sorry if this is weird. He's doing AI to see me sucking dick. She is, and I see that. I don't, but you kind of do. Sucking dick. Jesus, you see that? I don't, but you kind of do. I mean, it's, yeah, I mean, it doesn't. I see it.

It's there. I dick sucking dick. I'm not gonna look at it. And then we got Aiden, Paladin, Collian. Oh God. It does look like me. Kind of. Jesus. So this exists now.

Computers will just, if you, you can go to anybody you don't like at school and just have a computer draw them blowing a guy with cum all shooting out of their mouth. Shit. Can you imagine that power when you were a kid? No. Either. I don't want to imagine it now. Okay, let's talk to Aiden Paladin.

Aiden! What's up? Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? I'm good. It's been a minute. Yeah. It's been a long time.

Like years, right? Pre-court. I know. I think the last time we talked was probably like in person when I tried to buy fireball back. Oh, yeah. Trying to what? But I was trying to buy me fireball.

Ah, yeah. That's a big fuck you. That's a big fuck you. Right, well, specifically, you know, that was. Well, what you think. What have you think? What have you think? What he hated was there too, and he also hates fireball, so it seemed like a good opportunity. Oh, yeah, can you believe he got his account back?

His YouTube account? Who? Yeah, I can tell you why, because YouTube has a hell of a lot of money. They operate it, they operate it deficit. They don't have that much money to be like, hmm, we'll just tell our investors that we just show off an account that makes us millions of dollars. No, no, who does tell our investors that we just shut off an account that makes us millions of dollars? No, no, they don't care about that shit.

No, they don't think so. No, I don't think so. Because they're thinking it was more of a PR disaster. Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know why he got his account back. Sorry, he's a account. I totally got his YouTube account banned. Yeah.

Cause he's fucking her house. He's being fun. He's just a lawyer. Could he's fucking her own being fun. Was this a lawyer? Could he have written a lot of things to them? Yeah, because he incorporated in Texas, and in Texas, political banning is against the law. He could have sued them in Texas. Right.

I don't know. What the Supreme Court now understanding, yeah. Yeah, with the Supreme Court now being awesome and based, it would have gone from there to the Supreme Court and Peter Gondon is YouTube back. Yeah. Later. Maybe that's what it was. He's at YouTube. Looked at that. They're like, maybe we don't want to mess with the lawyer who is registered out of Texas. He knows the loopholes. He's got to be recated. The Christian white man beat them at their own game, Sean. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's like two-can Sam. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose.

He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose.

He's always following your nose. He's always following your nose. He's always following? I mean, we need to do it. He said some people deserve to go up on the wall, specifically maps as in, you know, like how you put a map on a wall to hang it. Yeah, yeah. He said that some, that that maps belong on walls. Well, okay. Okay. So you know, Caffles, the perfect woman that I am in love with?

Yes, yes, I know. Oh, I've heard about that a little bit, just a little bit about the love affair going on. Oh, she's so beautiful. She broke up with Chris the Kiwi. She said her a bunch of bad messages. She's like the kind of beauty that you can never own, Sean, you know.

You can just put it in a glass terrarium and look at it. I couldn't. She would die. If I had Kephels and I kept her in my home, she would wither away and die. It has to be free. Right. If you look at out for her, see? Yes, I'm looking out for free range Kephels, but she blotting me.

She really, I mean, nothing but supportive. Huh. Yeah, I mean, not of her causes and stuff, but just of her as a person and her beauty. Well, it starts, it starts with the person, you know? I mean, yeah. Have you ever seen anyone so beautiful in that way, Aiden, as Kefils? I mean, it's certainly a unique type of beauty

that I would have a hard time describing. That's just it. That's why it's so captivating to me. Right. Like a siren. You just have to siren. Right. You can describe the Grand Canyon, but you kind of have to go look at it.

Yeah. Especially if it cuts Dick off. Oh my. Well, America's Dick is Florida. So yeah, where do you think Florida would probably be happy with that at this point? Where do you live now? I'm kidding, Florida. Do you tell anybody where you live?

Where are you living? I was cool. Yeah, I've, people know. I live in, in the UK. So, I've got a different person for years, yeah. Oh, were you affected by the queen dying? Was that a big deal for you? I mean, in the last, last time we've talked, I've become an outspoken monarchist.

Oh, really? You love the royal family. I find a lot of Americans do. They love the royal family. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. It's not really like Curtis Yarvan and a lot of political philosophy around the value of monarchy and traditionalism.

And that's how I came to that conclusion. It wasn't so much the queen herself, although I did make a video about it, which was, I think like, the whole video is about an hour and a half long, and I think about 30 minutes of it, it's just jokes about how Diana was a whore. Jesus. Can't escape it even in death. No, no, no, that's my. Oh, wait, it's done and it's done in much death. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, underground. Oh yeah. Yeah. London Joe is working on the public transit. London references.

So why it's so good about monarchy? Give me like your top three reasons for monarchy. Why it's how's democracy going? Here's how I'd start. The top three, the main problem is that people generally speaking are not very good at making decisions for themselves. When you, another problem that's with democracy specifically, this is, we'll get into the monitor, if you give me a minute, but the problem with democracy is that it drives people, drives wedges between people rather than helping them to build communities or build greater connections between each other. Yeah, because they're fucking stupid.

Yeah, because it's dumb. Yes, and people make really, really dumb decisions. I know. They vote out of animus, they vote out of hatred, they vote because I don't like the fact that Sheila voted for that person. A great, a great, a great, a great, well, now he's talking about women in general. Right. Well, women are what's messing up. Okay. Let's start there. So let's compromise. We could maybe, all right, so maybe

demographers, you could work if you have the hind lion system that also includes at women can't vote, but even that I'm skeptical of at this point. The ultimate kind of. Yeah, me too. I don't think most people should be fucking making decisions at all. Yeah. Well, thankfully they're down. See, it's so bad way there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm pretty much on your side now, I think. Yeah. I just thought about what people think, what people believe, what how people fucking act, everybody. I've fucking, it's just, I have no faith. Even the pretend election is going anywhere. Nothing.

Right. We're just run by a bunch of crime oligarchs, but even the pretend elections, I'm like, I, come on. Precisely. And I'll give you something else based on that too, right? So let's say a monarch screws up and they're an evil tyrant and they do terrible stuff. What happens to that monarch? They get killed.

They're the head of the hydra. They're head off. Yeah. Well, what happens if democratically elected politicians are terrible? You vote them out. They're gay. Maybe they've come back late. They've been attacked by gay prostitutes in their home.

Apparently in the middle of the night, he brings back his gay lover and then you. John is a gay prostitute. I got a look at this. I got a wrestling match with a gay prostitute. Never I've never been more sure of anything in my whole entire life. I'm also I also agree with you. I think that's what happened.

I mean, I could obvious. How the fuck does that switch with Nancy Pelosi? Yeah, cuz she's got big old tits. What'd you have? But I would also what could I be on? What the fuck? You have sex with Nancy Pelosi? Yeah, because she's got big old tits. What'd you have? But I would also first get a prostitute. 82. Wait, does she actually, because every picture I've seen of Nancy Pelosi's big old tits has been an AI fake? What?

Image. Oh, that better not be this better not be fool. It's all be pissed off. Hold on. I just did a story. I'm sorry. But it was made by an AI. An AI, the same one that drew you

second dick. Yes, that wasn't really me. Are you sure? What the fuck the fuck is going on? A lady twerking. I find that that's that's real tits. Oh, you fucking dicks. Where is it?

I did you actually see Nancy's titties? Well, not there, my naked kids. Oh, she's like an ancient withered old mummy. How does a taste not, are not also equally like just starving, hungry, like dried up old sandy tits? Okay, this is from the New York Post. Let me see, New York. Are they posting AI pictures?

New York Post, Pelosi, tits. There you go. I'm not googling that. Why? I'll turn on in Cognito first, because I don't want that to come up. I'm doing a podcast or something. Catholic has some big old tits too. Yeah, that's true. Uh, Pelosi. Uh, come on, man, somebody in the chat, give me the, give me Pelosi's tits, please. So I can look. Oh, I've seen this picture.

Yeah, she's at the beach. She does have big old hangers, but I don't know about that. You don't know about what? Uh, I don't know if this image You don't know about what? I don't know if this image is real, but even if she, why do her tits look 40 years younger than she does? I was gonna say this time from what I saw, I was gonna say the same thing. What? You guys are nuts.

You're just haters. Her face is mummified. Yeah. And then she's got big old sloppy milkers underneath it. I don't believe this. This is a deep fake. I don't believe this is a deep fake. I don't trust it. Yeah, there, there.

Okay, somebody's, is that real lemon, uh, sake? I mean, they're being compressed and they do hang a lot. So I mean, it's sure it's possible. It's possible. How old is that? So famous in politics. How old is that photo too? Because she looks a lot different now.

Yeah, you know, this photo was probably a few months ago. No, I think. It is recent. I've never seen this when it came out. And I thought it was a deep fig. You tell me you wouldn't take those for a ride, Sean? It seems like she's like a lump of my sugar right now. I would fuck the husband just to get to her.

She looks younger overall. Her face is right above it. Yeah, well, I'm not gay, so I'm not looking at the face. Obviously. True. I'm not true to be honest. Okay. So you did a video enough of this flirtatious foreplay.

You did a video recently where you found that like the traits of liberals now are what did you say? They're like really, the one thing they have in common now. It was really interesting study. I don't know. You said it, but then I did. I haven't done, this is the funny thing. I haven't fucking done the video yet. I'm in the research process. I was just so kind of shocked by the stuff I was finding that I made a Twitter thread about it. And it went semi-sudo viral, right? We're comparatively to normal tweets of mine. And mostly, why, one of the reasons I went semi-sudo tiny micro viral microviral is because of left-leaning people telling me to kill myself. No, I'm not. It's like, there's a study that says left-leaning political ideology is associated with anger and hatred and envy and greed and they went, no, it's not. And face out, which is, yeah, it's kind of like,

well, do I need to keep working on this project then? Or is this just enough? Like, I mean, I kind of, it's like, wow. Right. Yeah. I've got one of the tweets I got in a response to it. It was, they started deleting it really quickly. Like, I've heard they started to realize it takes them a long time to start to put two very

simple thoughts together. But I hate it. Go ahead. I hate it. You, you bitch. You make wild claims about an entire political alignment. together. But I hate it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Sight it, you bitch. You make wild claims about an entire political alignment, maligning them, and you expect me to search for your citations? Fuck off, little bitch. Fuck you, you shit. You slid it.

Nobody, you mental, legit, fuck you of not just little bitch. I like that. Great. Cool. I love it. In response to, hey, I've found some data that shows that that leftist ideologies associated with anger and rage. Yeah, so what does that, what do you mean? Like because we've talked about, I mean over the last 10 years, how long we've been doing this. I remember I brought in a thing last time that was like, last time we talked about this, that was like, this is what the right and the left value, like from a,

from a, from a, probably the more foundation scale with the Jonathan Hight, Graham, Graham and Nozick. Well, it was like the right values, like, the left values, like, the, the, the,

they, they want to avoid harm. They want, yes, this is, this is Jonathan Hight's research at all. It's that the, the left wants to avoid harm and care for others. And then they also have a value of fairness. There are six moral foundations. The left only has any concern for those two. The right cares for all six, which is respect for authority, loyalty towards outgroup or to me, towards in-group members, people who loyalty to family,

loyalty to friends, to people like yourself. That does not exist on the left in terms of a moral foundation that they value. Purity is the other one of the original five foundations that the left does not understand at all. Generally speaking, that is the Revolition or Disgust Foundation, which is seeing a transgender, seeing what's it called to the drag queen story hour? Making someone feel revulsion. Yeah, I don't care about that at all.

Well, libertarians have their own framework that exists outside of the left-right paradigm. So the other thing, those were the first, the original five foundations. Again, harm care, harm slash care should say say fairness, authority, loyalty, and purity. Those are the original five. They couldn't figure out libertarians. They were like trying to, we don't understand. Where are they thinking of it? Hey, Rowe's love heroin.

That's pretty much it. Yeah. So the heroin high, you know that road. An additional six measure of morality, which is the Liberty Foundation. And Liberty explained libertarians entirely. It was like they didn't care about any of the other foundations that much. They were kind of like, I don't really care. But Liberty, only about that one.

I cared to, I wanted to do what I want to do. I don't really care about being loyal to a country or a nation. I don't care about respecting authority. I don't care about giving my into the poor. I don't care about fairness, equality, but I do care about being able to do what I want to do. And that's all the times. Here's to feeling good all the time, Sean.

There's I guess this, you know, this beer is gonna be fucked all the time. Yeah. Okay, so then this new study said that now liberals, now the only way to identify them was with these other very negative traits that in it, which is interesting because it feels right. It's not quite that simple. I'll try to simplify as best as possible.

So for example, when I say it's typified by, I think in the tweet I specifically said, it was typified by envy, self-interest, greed, anger, and hatred. And that's because the research that we're starting to see now shows that for example, right, if you give people a choice, and I'll offer you guys this choice. One of the things that's very common across this research is that it's difficult to get this published, if you just say left versus right. So instead you have to use proxy variables

that won't get someone instantly flying off the handle the way they hurt me on point of right. Okay. So the proxy variable they use is support for economic redistribution of wealth. Okay. Call me shit, right? Yeah. Or welfare, it depends, you know,

they can define it for themselves within these data. As in, literally, they're given a certain description and then asked how much they agree with that in the studies. And support for economic redistribution of wealth was associated with, well, let me ask the question, sorry,

let me not get ahead of myself. Okay. Would you rather tax, provided you have to pick from one of these two choices, I know, I think I know where we all align here, but just saying provided you have to pick between one of the two. Would you rather tax the rich 10% and give all 10% of that money that you taxed to the poorest people in the country? Or would you rather tax the rich 50% and give 5% of what

you got to the poor? Oh, the first one. Shoot the hostage. Wait, no, the first one was, wait, the first one was tax the rich and give, tax the rich 10% and give all that money to poor people, right? And the second one was tax the rich 50% and give only 5% to four people. 50% to the second one was five. The second one was intuitive. The second one to hurts the rich a lot and doesn't help the poor as much. Right. And the first one doesn't

hurt the rich very much. And you get 100% of the harm is given to poor people, right? Yeah, the harm too. Yeah. I think the answer is obvious to most people, but it turned out there's nearly 20% of the population that would rather do the latter. Yeah. They just want to touch the rich. They just want to punish them. And they don't. And they don't. And they're punishing people too. No, isn't that? Yeah. And that's the way we I already get 10% talking to some people. I get that feeling that it is, it's just punitive. Yeah. Wow. Taxi made 50% and get 40% who cares what poor people get? When you get more into some of the other studies and it's a bunch of work here together.

And I'm still finalizing it. But when you get more into some of the data in there, it also shows up that when you ask people like, well, what do you think should happen to the wealth that we've taxed? I think I should get a whole bunch of it. That's what they'll say. Like people who support this redistribution are very good. Yeah, I can see that. If I get 100% of it, I know I'm getting taken for me. When you ask them, why do you want it? And why do you want money from the rich? They'll say it's not fair. I'm, it is called malicious envy and self-interest. It is not certified by compassion or wanting to help the poor is completely malicious envy

greed and self-interest. Uh-huh. That's interesting because it makes sense. Like, I get that feeling just talking to people. Yeah, I find myself in it. You get the feeling. Yeah, I do. It's like, you really just hate, yeah, it's, I mean, it makes some sense.

There are people who just want to punish. Well, I get sucked in. I just don't want them to have it. I don't care who gets it. Yeah, I find myself getting sucked into so many arguments of like, well, the welfare programs that you're pitching and that are exists, like, don't work. Like, they're not actually helping people. Like, trying to explain that.

And now I realize that explaining that is pointless because that's not the point. That's just a lie to hurt rich people. They do for a lot of people. Their levels of compassion are higher. Like these people have a lot of compassion, but it is weirdly expressed through rage, anger, and hatred. What's the rage part? Well, you see how the left arrayed? Most lately. The willingness to go and violently protest over this. Okay.

To cause violence for the sake of violence. Yeah. Anyone who has any kind of like really strong political belief can be motivated to this, but it seems to me within the data that there's, the left is always a little bit more morally activated because they only have two morals to be activated. The rest conservatives have five or six. The left only has two. So they're more morally activated all of the time over any kind of slight, and that's what creates a more, besides the fact that, you know, communist scholars and philosophers

straight up said that you need to be in a constant state of revolution. Yeah. That they are just, they're always emotionally morally activated. It doesn't shut off for them. It's always another thing to be angry about. Yeah. Yeah. Man, that would have made a lot more sense to me like 15 years ago. What do you mean? I just think I just think fucking both sides get triggered as fuck now. Sure did. Yeah, I think it's about different things though. Yeah, big time. But

I have, I've seen far right be the biggest snowflake crybaby fucking bitches as bad as it's where it's like, oh my fucking god. Yeah. Pot meat kettle. Yeah, I agree. I'll that groom me. I mean, it's a there's I think what I'm going to probably title the video or steal is the title of one study is called the dark Side of Morality. And that's something in particular found that both sides, if they get triggered, we'll want to go blow stuff up. And we'll be like, I don't care about any of my other morals

anymore because the whatever more has been violated now is superseding all other logical thought in my head. And I've been titled, everybody comes back to, I'm morally righteous to do this. They deserve this. Of course. I have the right. You know what the rights are? It's always like, they'll, you can tell what they want to do, right? Like, I hate you.

But I'm not going to, there's happened in Vito. He got banned off this stupid Twitter clone because he posted, he was fucking with them. And he posted it. He put a trans flag as his like profile picture. Yeah. They hated him already and like, we gotta get rid of this guy. We got anything like, no, no, he hasn't broken rules and then he put a trans flag.

I'm like, that's it. He's supporting pedophilia. He's out. He's banned. He's broken rules. And I'm like, you guys are, that's a, he's put a trans flag. He supports pedophilia.

Yes. Right. And I'm like, you guys banned Vito. That's a major, that's major pussy shit. major. And I go, well, he'd be broke a rule. At least the lamp just like, all of a sudden we care about breaking the rules. Yeah. I mean, the left just hurts you. And they're like, well, you broke this rule. So we got to kill you. They're like, we hate you when we, we're going to kill you. Right. It's frustrating too. Because again, dealing with this on Twitter,

I just immediately, I was like, wow, I was surprised to find this. I get like just her rang by a bunch of Twitter leftists. We're like, oh, you do right now, I need to hold the date. I'm like, well, hang on. First of all, I've got to go to a wedding and I'll be back in the States for a whole three weeks.

I've got like real life stuff I've got to do to put this on hold. And they're like, demanding, I finish it now. And it's like, I literally, I cannot. But if you'll hold on, I will show you the data. And then I released my, my tentative, uh, citation list, my reference list. Uh-huh.

And then they're like, this study doesn't align with that belief that leftists are evil. Like, yeah, because I'm not trying to prove leftists are evil. I'm just, yeah, looking at your evil. My brother, what are you arguing about? Fuck you. You're making it in for me to argue in your favor, though, that you're not when you're freaking out like this.

But yeah, yeah, that is an interest. 20% of people responded that they would tax the 18% 18% yeah, 18% that's a lot of people. That's one out of people that's one of the five. I know it's a lot of fine people. I mean, you could have paid the just what's the part of it. They just want to hurt any but they just want to hurt people. Yeah. They want to hurt the rich very specifically. There's there's three or four studies that I have that are on well three or four I should say reports. Yeah, one of the things that makes this area quite interesting is that these are big reports.

It's not just one study. Many of these reports have five studies included inside of them. So this is robust big data that have come out in just the last two years. Is it rich liberals too that want to do that? No, I bet that's true. Like if you ask rich liberals, what should we do about the rich?

Like, oh, we got to punish those. We got to punish just goddamn rich. Yes, within the within the extended data outputs, I've seen that yeah, that that wealth in personal wealth is that yes, it's it's negatively related meaning yeah, it's a rich laborals who feel this way, which is super curious, right? It's precurious. Well, why not? Because they're not going to benefit from, I guess they know on some level, they won't benefit. But they still want to take the money, meaning it's going to be out there on the ether. And when you dig down a little bit more into their answers, it's like, yeah, I think I'm

going to get it somehow. Well, it also, oh, okay. It also means that 45% of that money is just burned. Like, that's the weirdest part, at least in the first one. No, I think they just want to swap it up to the government. You know, it's the way they're doing it. It's going to go to the government, which they think is great. Yeah.

The government's going to do good things with that money. God. So it is, I do that. Does the matter goes to the poor? I do that show with Vito, you know, the biggest problem every week. Yeah. It is really, it's, I like Vito a lot. I like, I do that show with Vito, you know, the biggest problem every week. And it is really, it's, I like Vito a lot. I like, I do too. But he has a liberal, he has that liberal thought, vein in his head that will always

write, like always rear up and just, and, and it comes out in this kind of stuff you're saying. Like, well, you know, like he just, he just, no matter what Biden does, he's better than Trump. And I don't think he's joking. It's like, what are you, like, why do you, why do you support the one? Is it just to piss, is it just to piss people off? Is it just because people you don't like are hurting?

Like, what could you possibly support in what's happening in America right now? Like, there's nothing good. There's nothing good. You know, you pathologized just a part of Vita, who I know very little about by the way. Yeah, yeah. It's a person. But he really does. He really does.

He's like, yeah, the Biden's better than Trump. Like, why? Anyway, it can be behavioral consistency. We all have a need for behavioral consistency. I'm guessing Vita voted for Biden, right? Yeah, maybe probably. Okay. Well, if you did, if he did, right?

If he were then to have to admit that Biden is not a good president or Biden's not doing a very good job, and particularly if he voted for Biden because the Orange man was so bad, it would cause cognitive dissonance and psychological pain and discomfort to then have to admit to being wrong. There's only three ways that people can respond to cognitive dissonance. One is to deny that any information that's contradictory to the thing that you've done is real, just say, oh, that's a lie, that's a lie. Two is to, basically just ignore a little of it. And three is to accept

that maybe you were wrong and that last one almost never happens. Yeah. It's extremely rare. So that's why I like to admit that I'm actually crazy all the time. Just in case. Dick, it activates the exact same center of your brain as physical pain. And admitting that you're wrong, really? Yes. yes. That's why cognitive dissonance is what people do stupid shit and politics and why

they really make sense. It really causes you pain to say that admitting that you're wrong. Stop hurting yourself. It's the same region of the brain as physical pain. It's not that it's same as regional activation. Yeah, you really have to malraddle people through it. Interesting. What do you think that Kanye is having a mental health crisis?

Do you think that mental health is a new way of calling someone the N word? Because I kind of do. Oh, you mean because, oh, he's having, well, his mental health. Just say the N word. I know that's what you're thinking. I know that's what you mean because, oh, he's having, oh, you know, well, his mental health, like just say the end word. I know that's what you're thinking. God. I know that's what you mean to say when you say, oh, well, there's just having a mental health crisis.

Like, I hear it. Is it, is it, I know you're not worried about anyone's mental health. Is he, is that translation, is he acting like one of them? Yeah. He's acting like one of those crazy people. You know, those mental healthers that we have always heard so much about. I think with Kanye, I made a video about him about four years ago, maybe five years ago, now when all this stuff started.

Yeah. When they first started calling him crazy. And at the time I was like, no, I don't think he's crazy. I think Kanye is an independent thinker. Kanye is going to educate and edify himself on whatever he wants to edify himself on. And there's nothing anybody can do to stop that. Do you think black people are really bent out of shape about the rise of anti-semitism?

No. I don't think I can't think it large that the black community has really bent out of shape by the right. They intend that because the black community compares about you and anti-Semitism is on that list. I think it's up to the right down there at the bottom. Um, I guess I know. With that being said, you know, even if I don't agree with the things that Kanye is saying and I haven't agreed with things he said in the past, he is making decisions for himself. I don't think he does have bipolar disorder, which is something to be aware of, which means he could be manic.

Well, and he backs like it. Yeah. When he's normal, normal, it goes fucking manic. He goes, quote unquote, crazy. All the fucking shit leads, and then he goes back and he's depressed for a lower time. He's not going to your family like that, with front of your kids. Oh, dude. I mean, SNL, I mean SNL

just makes me wanna throw up thinking about it. Oh man. Wowing your fucking mama, you're casing your kids tattoo. You know the worst thing that could happen, that's crazy. The worst thing that could happen to me is getting famous.

Like that's the least me. That's it. You know, poorly I would handle this. Yeah. Oh. Oh. He's having a mental inward crisis. That's it. You know, poorly, I would handle this. Yeah. Oh, I mean, that's it. He's having a mental inward crisis. I think that actually has a big important thing to bring up Sean, like

because I can't imagine what it must be like to be somebody like Kanye. I've had mental breakdowns are doing this stupid internet crap. And having like this is my grow amount of attention on me. I mean, it's got to dry people and nuts. Yeah. Yeah, you have had some breakdowns. Oh, really? Yeah.

I have. But in Aiden, do you have a psychology degree? Or are you? I have an undergraduate degree as our organizational communication psychology and advertising with a minor in marketing. Oh. And then I have a master's degree in organizational community, or, and advertising with a minor in marketing. And then I have a master's degree in organizational community in communication in general.

And I was a PhD student in communication emphasis in media psychology. Yeah. Oh, okay. Jesus. I finished that PhD though. If you heard me real quick gloss there, was that part of your...

Is that your tender profile? All that shit. I'm married dick. You're married? You're married? Ah, that poor guy. Oh, this didn't happen that long ago, I guess, right? I mean, you weren't married the last time we talked to you, didn't you? Can you get married two years ago? Oh, how's it going? Pretty good. I'm now freaking out, because I like the first time I haven't been around him and like, yeah, almost three years

I haven't been around him in like, yeah, almost three years is now going back to the U.S. because I'm going to the U.S. for a friend's wedding and he can't come because of COVID stuff. Oh, yeah. It's an infuriating like thanks Brandon. I really appreciate this because he said, oh, COVID's over and then it's not. Why, you can't get into the country. Is that a COVID? He can't. I can't as an American citizen, but he's a UK citizen Uh, why can't you get into the country? Is that a COVID? He can't. I can't as an American citizen, but he's a UK citizen, so you can't.

I didn't know you're married. But you're always as if it's still in place. Like that kind of stuff coming in. Well, neither of us are vaccinated, so that's why. Uh, nice. You don't know all that graphene in your blood. Gotcha. Exactly.

PayPal could find on $2,500 for saying that, Sean. I already got enough fucking like health issues. I have, you know, multiple sclerosis stuff. Like I don't know what I specifically told you, don't give MS, don't take this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those people who legitimately cannot get vaccinated or should not get vaccinated. I am one of those people. I mean, I had a, same. Here's death in the Japanese people from 30 to 40, here's a stats for you that you might enjoy.

Yeah. Japanese paper on death from vaccine-induced Mario Kartard, carditis. Look at the graph. I'm not talking to you about the kind of shit in the heart. I actually don't have even covering it. Look at the graph. I've never even covered it on my show because it gets, every, look, I could have told you this and I did to people this two years ago

when they rolled this out. Because look, there's nothing else I need to say to make this more clear than this. If I want to as a social scientist, which is the dumbest of all the sciences, if I want to publish a study and I know, okay, here's my hypothesis. I think that if I put a bunch of people in a room

and I poked one of them with a stick, then X will happen. In order for me to go from my hypothesis to writing my research proposal, to getting approval from the institutional review board or IRB to make sure that there is no possibility for human long-term harm from my stick poking experiment. Again, they still experiment.

Yeah. To take from that, to go then to conduct this experiment, into publishing the experiment, that's nine months on average. So you're saying that your stick poking has more fail saves and harm reduction than a vaccine that doesn it work. That came from, hey, there's a problem, to let's, there's this. I know. I can't even take the flea medication that my dog takes,

because it has a fantastic, we don't know, if it will kill you or not. So that's like, well, you can't take your dog's flea medicine, because you don't know, because you live longer than 10 years, and we don't know if it will kill you. It's okay. Okay. I'm glad that I've gotten brave.

You're working on that. The dog flee medication at least. All right. Don't worry about it because you can't sue any of the people who made the vaccines. All right, show us. That's gonna walk out. That's true. That's true.

Yeah, that whole note, of course, they've got immunity. That's the worst part. I know. Well, that wouldn't be passive. They didn't have that. That's where we all go. That wouldn't be passive. They had that. So you're punitive.

Yeah. Right. I wouldn't be as passive. We could sue the shit out of them. But like, Well, because you can go through like, you know, discovery and get people like the court process is very important. If you say we're not going through court, it's like, well, then there's no fucking America.

They can't even, they won't even, I don't even be enforced to show any of their data because obviously not because, oh, it's proprietary. It's a trade secret. They're the chosen ones. Why did we pay for it? Why did we give them all that money?

With government money, with taxpayer dollars. Actually, Goddamn ridiculous. I'm getting too angry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Does anything else make you a rage? Thank you for calling in. Anything else you want to talk about?

Very interesting stuff, as always. I don't know if anything in particular makes your rage outside of that, other than stupid people on Twitter. But that's always a thing. The COVID stuff certainly makes me a fucking rage because again, I just finish off my thought process on this. Oh, yeah, you're going to come in, or he can't come in. Yeah, I'm just goddamn irritated that I can't, I have a crippling problems, literally now. If I have to walk for too long, I have to use a wheelchair because

I mess stuff, right? Yeah, goddamn I guess I can't come with me. Yeah, I have to like rely on people at the airport, which is like the last thing in the universe I ever wanna do is rely on people at an airport to try and help me out. And it's not just just for me to come to, my friends went in in Louisiana. To be able to get from where I live to Louisiana

to fly to London, I then there's no flight to United States from London to the US in Gatwick that whole day. So I had to stay the night in London, which I'd rather not do, in a literal pod hotel, and then fly to the US to Baltimore, DC. And then I can't get a flight to Louisiana until the next day. So just don't go to the wedding. What do you got the end days? Like what? What?

You know how many fucking weddings there were this week? Like the people, people and weddings and weddings in general just make me angrier every year. I'm alive. They're so obnoxious and entitled to other people's three day vacations and shit like Halloween. People are having fucking parties and a wedding right now on Halloween weekend. What are you fucking doing to people? What are you doing? But don't go boycott no more. I'm not I'm never going to another wedding again. Not even my own for as long as I live. I'll send Sean there.

I'm not going to wedding. I'm not going to let weddings. I'm not going to wedding for you. I would agree. Going to weddings, even though I love people involved, it is a fucking pain. That makes me race of time. And damn them. Damn them for making you do it.

No, I love them, but damn. Damn. All right, Aiden. Good luck. So your husband left out, ultimately. Yeah. Oh, man. You can just stay at home. You go this wedding, COVID can't.

Yeah. Sorry. We'd love to. We'd love to. I just had a principle. I can't do it because COVID. Okay. Thanks for calling it in.

Bye bye. See it. Dude, it came out of the blue. What? I didn't know she was calling in. Yeah, she was supposed to have that thing about, you know, hate and stuff. It's interesting.

Yeah, well, it's interesting to me. It's like holding up a mirror to, you know, you say the right, I mean, you say the right, I don't mean you holding up a mirror, I mean, so you let people hold up a kind of a mirror. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to advise? Yeah. Or do you want an erotic story? Oh God. Which one you want? Have you read the erotic story? No. Let's do the erotic story. Yeah, that's a little more of a crap shoot. Yeah. The dick story.

Erotic story. It's been a while, too. I don't know if everybody's not getting laid anymore. They just figured it out. So they're not getting laid in funny ways. Just call me Burns, he says. Hey, Dick, big fan of the show. And I figured it's time to share my degenerate erotic story. I had moved in with a girl, thicker blonde,

with some nice, see cup cans right out of high school. And as you can believe, we were banging like rabbits. And man, oh man, let me tell you, she sucked cock, like an angel. How does an angel suck cock? I would think not very well. Huh. I would think a demon would suck a better cock.

Okay, then an angel. All right. I would think a demon would suck a better cock. Okay. Is that an angel? All right. Well anyway, one morning I had told her I was going to shower. And so I did. Hopping into the tub. Awesome. He made a plan and followed through with it.

It's like green eggs and ham. I had told her I was kicking a shower. And so I did. Hopping into the tub. I was in there for an hour. Turning the... And upon me, she would glower. Turning the tub, turning the water on

and proceeding to piss down the drain like anyone does. Okay. Uh-huh, okay. It's all pipes! I stopped pissing in the shower though, because I have grout now. Yeah, I don't want to get pissed like it is in the grout. In the grout.

Yeah. Right. I don't know. I would assume probably that's bet. That can't be good for your grout. It can't be good for the resale. I probably not. Strap.

Yeah. The insulator's pulling specter comes, you know. He's all over this grout. Right. Right. This is all out the foundation. This grout has been pissed on repeatedly. They got a piss tester.

I got a drinking strip. He drank a lot of IPA. Someone spilled beer all over his crowd. It's weird. Yeah. I like anyone to. Then she came into the washroom. So I had cut the piss stream off,

like any gentleman would. How? How did you cut a piss stream off? You know what, people were saying? I can do that, no problem. I mean, I have done it. Like if I want a conference call and someone asked me a question and I'm peeing.

Yeah, you have to unmute or whatever. Yeah, and it's like important. I'll go like, ah, fuck. Yeah. It's hard, it's hard though. You mean no problem? Yeah. Like a dog.

I mean, I certainly don't fucking want to, but okay, no problem. Expecting her to be grossed out by such behavior. Well, she could still smell the piss. Well, I mean, you know, what is showering? Is there a curtain there, isn't there? Why are you gonna stop the piss? Can't stop the piss.

Well, is it a curtain or is it a door that closes? Is it it you know i don't think any gentleman would expect to hear to be grossed out by such behavior but her coming into the washroom wasn't the issue the issue was that she hopped into the tub with me and dropped right to her knees starting to taste test my unit not knowing that i had a full barrel what about it test my unit, not knowing that I had a full barrel locked. Oh my God.

It's no angel. Oh my God. So he's cut it off in midstream and she jumps in and gets to her nose and starts blowing out. Oh boy. He's like Mr. Bean and they're being the degenerate I am and kind of confused on what to do. I didn't say anything, thinking maybe she wouldn't notice or something.

Well, she wouldn't notice. Now thinking back, it was pretty stupid of me and shouldn't have let her, but like I said, she sucked conch like an angel and I wasn't gonna turn down a blowy. I only lasted maybe a minute and couldn't hold the piss. And eventually involuntarily released my yellow load right into her mouth. Oh, man.

Oh, God, this is a bad start. This obviously she had noticed this and spit out my mouthful of piss asking me, ooh, what the fuck that tasted gross. Being the quick thinker I am, I told her it was soap. Nice. And not to worry. Wow, you got a weird piss. I respect flavored soap.

Oh God. Yellow bar. Yeah respect flavored soap. Oh, God. Yellow bar. Yeah. Oh, God. So she had finished what she was doing and didn't say a thing after. This was almost five years ago now and this poor bride still has no idea. I mean, no idea. Did she think that you came in her mouth?

He did both, is what he's saying. That's not possible. It's a shut's off. You gotta go valve in there. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you can. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. She's a pretty big whore now.

Okay, but I'd still piss in her mouth anytime. Anyway, I hope this wasn't too autistic and get a couple laughs out of it. Keep up the great work, guys. Dick Ghostfuck yourself and love you too, Sean. Smooches from Canada, there you go. God damn. You've been listening to this.

That's a dramatic story. Real man. I brought to you by the Dick Shirt. What do you think we should do? I don't know. That watch, I got some fat watch stuff. We kind of did that last week though. We could just do voicemails. All right everybody page on dot com slash the Dictionary. We'll see you next Tuesday. I think there's a new hard men working hard out. Maybe there isn't. Oh fuck it. Is that thing? They really blew it, not getting a new slow now. Oh, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da You got to do biggest problem with us sometime.

I know. I thought about that the other day. It's really funny. Vito's just very funny. Is he? Yeah. He's very funny. He fucks people nonstop lying. Really? Yeah. And he's so liberal so everybody's fucking hate some. Really?

Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Any big case, Sean, hopefully you can hear me. I'm driving right now. I guess I'm about to get broken up with this chick. I've been like dating for a bit. Just because like how I see the conversation flow is going, but getting all bad on a shape over and meeting, mentioning about pre-nubs. That's what makes it a rage. Women and pre-nubs, I mean, twice in relationships, I've mentioned about like, oh, yeah, I like the concept of a pre-nub, or I think it's like, it's a good idea. You know, for her, if you're going to be married, you want to sign a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, right? $50 million? Everything works.

At least, it's not as messy, right? Well, this girl, she's Catholic, so maybe there's that one strike. But, you know, like I just mentioned a joke because she invited me to a wedding next year. And, you know, it was like, oh oh yeah, what was your offer as advice? And I was like, go pre-know. Go pre-know. As a joke. And she's like, do you like pre-know?

And I was like, yeah, you know, and I explained about it. And she's like, oh, you might as well just not get married then if you were stuck there to be a good boy. You might as well not get married. A great point. I'm not even going to divorce. I just, you know, the worst thing happened. I didn't expect this argument.

And here we are having a fucking argument. You don't want to avoid a very messy situation. Now she's like, I don't know how to respond to that. I saw I knew you and blah, blah, blah. Just because I was saying like about Krenov, you know, and that just like, yeah, I think it's like good idea, you know, and then I say, you know, okay, but that doesn't hurt. It can protect her too.

It can't worry about it. Yeah, that's how you sell it. It's important to you, and I was like, it's not, I don't really care. I was just getting bent out of shape over pre-nubs. I mean, there's like a thing, is that what you do? It's shut up. It's like, why don't you shut the fuck up? You kind of know what the kind of person she is, but he is but like for fuck's sake like who the fuck is

telling women this that like the guy mentioned the pre-op or something oh you got to break the fuck out you know yeah because there's a bunch of goddamn gold diggers that's why oh my god somebody sent a bunch of these QR codes. Let me see if this guy. There's no return label. They're all a bunch of QR code stickers and it goes to yourfat. It goes to fatshame.org. Really? The sticker does and it says, you're fat. So you could stick this QR code, like go to Starbucks and put it on there, little menu

thing. That's fucking so hilarious. I mean, I did the Starbucks part, but you could put them anywhere. Anywhere you'd think to put a QR code. Yeah, QR codes are fucking everywhere now. That's so funny. Wouldn't it be?

Yeah. Why did you, Starbucks? Why did you have a fat shame.org that said I'm fat? And they're like, I actually don't know. I don't know how QR codes work. What do you mean? Oh, come on. That's so funny.

I'm gonna put these everywhere. Thank you to whoever sent that in. And it just says, see that? You're a fat. Awesome. Simple to the point. It's, uh, correctly punctuated. Yeah.

That's always, yeah. That's a plus. That is a plus. That's a plus. Right. Can you believe that woman got all been out of shave about pre-napped and weddings and shit wow I can't can't believe it got to have more women and stem okay here we go all right all right this is about the the GDS W-A-T-P, number 20 crossover.

I just started this. I'm driving home from work, and I hear that you're doing this bucking, dark history, fairly sorry, and shit. Okay, my wife listens to it. Every time she has it on, I want to tear my bucking ears off. So I'm going to make some predictions here, and we'll see how this goes. She's annoying as fuck.

Her voice is annoying. She doesn't do any research. She basically reads the Wikipedia article. And the fuck's it up? Stone-faced dumbass on the show. She just goes, yeah, oh, wow, that's interesting. Okay, yeah, the whole time. It's a lie, Dan. She just inserts her own things about people all the time. She'll say, oh, this girl was doing this.

And you know, if she has like all the friends, she just wanted to be nice to everybody. She says that fucking shit all the time. Yeah, it's pretty much what it is. Fucking hate that bitch. Man, it's going to be cathartic, but listen to this stuff. Yeah, yeah. Right. Right for your wife.

Mochis for sure. Yeah. Everyone else goes fuck yourself. Right for your wife. That's way possible., right for your wife. Mooture for shine. Yeah. Everyone else go fuck yourself. Play for your wife. You can have that way possible. And then tell your wife she's retarded for listening to, you can have what we have to put up with, you know? His wife's probably perfectly nice.

Yeah, probably is. She listens to that goddamn show. Right, that's a fucking, that's a, that's a negative check. Yeah. My girlfriend subscribes to the lifetime movie network. Really? Yeah, it's like three bucks a month

for all those trashy lifetime movies. Actually, she subscribes to it twice because we have two fire sticks and one of them is mine slugged into. And the other one, she didn't want to unlock out and pull mine on, so we're subscribed twice. And they're all dog shit. Lifetime, I mean, you're all retarded.

You put them on and I can like feel, I can feel crazy being accepted in your mind. I mean, those, I thought everybody, like on, in all aspects of society makes fun of lifetime movies, don't they? I mean, there's like, it's like porn for them. I think it's awesome. All the sick twisted fans, it fantasy. I know they're happening. It's like they know

they're terrible, but they can't look away. Yeah, but that doesn't, it still is like it's still programming your brain. Yeah, still annoying. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Hey, Dickie, hey, Sean, hey, I can sound right anyway. Been a while since I had a guy's again. I kind of like took a break from you. Yeah, sometimes you need that. You do. Yeah, tell me about it.

It's called alcoholism for me. But there's just too much dick in my hair, man. So I listened and excited to re-listen to, you have to say we're carlshub on biggest prominent universe. Man, oh man, I fucking love it. I'd re-listen to the episode where Carl Schrupp and Biggest Prominent Universe, man, oh man, I fucking love it. It was awesome. It was a great idea to bring him in studio. Oh yeah, it was.

And it made me remember what I fucking missed. In Vito, just getting fucking trampled every fucking time that we're in the Stonewalls. And he's mom mom from God. I don't know what was more pathetic. Vito's shitty attempt and make it fun.

A temple and his dumb music video or Vito thinking any of temple's sweetest serious. That's a terrible music. It's

just a lot of things. Dude, just wasn't a one of temples clips from YouTube like 50 50 tells his guess like I'm a tweet I made and then everyone who hate watches me thinks I'm serious if he even knows you just made a big funny you you're the fucking stuttering John what are you nine about what's going on great then he No, I was only joking. Yeah. You guys are racist. You also need to get

I think a lot of people. Uh, uh, Carl the Paul in on the. Everybody wants people apologize for people like that kind of. And then also people hide behind like a satire or trolling or something like that. It's like, no, no, no, that's, yeah, that's what you think. Everybody wants to be me. Right. I was just, can't you tell that he's just joking? I was like, well, no, you guys aren't doing it.

Like you're not, that's not a troll. Like when you say stupid shit, that you think that you think that's not trolling. Yeah, that's not trolley. No, that's not what a troll is. They're fucking appropriating my culture, man. Let me see, I'm trying to find temples, music video. It's really fun. What does he do? He has a song or something?

Yeah. Does anybody have it? Oh, is he like, was he doing like a ruckus thing or is this like an original song or, well, Sean, I'll let you be the judge. Tim Cast, it's called Only Ever Wanted. So you know Tim Poole, he like goes on the internet is like does politics.

Here you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this another troll? Is temple like ironically putting out one of the dumbest songs? Well, maybe let's see. No Look at them This is worse than Ricky Jurvese doing.

Well, no, I mean, he has to be serious about this, right? This is like a heart, this is like a heartfelt, he thinks this is, you know. He's like, uh, uh, singing like a teenage girl. And he has nothing in his voice. Nothing. There's just like a sapsence of Chris. There's no present. Bloody to it. There's nothing there.

It's total crap. So what is like you can hear that he's bald. And the music video is self-fucking sh- Well, lame and like saccharine about? I would think this is a troll Aren't people saying that? No! Okay, good

So I don't- I mean, if you put out something this bad You cannot do trolling like anything that you put out that's bad is- is genuine Because if you're gonna fuck this bad Lee Right? I- I can see that Tim Cast record

He could say, well, this isn't't it's not what he does, you know. He should never do this. It's not in that work. Yeah, yeah, absolutely not. And they've got the one of the ugliest guys ever filmed as the romantic. This song goes nowhere. Dude, it's still he's still singing over the intro. Yeah, it's just the whole Passes for the chorus I guess which doesn't change a lot. Yeah, whistle it go whistle that's not right Right song a head whistle it. Yeah, can you know? Is it yeah, and you whistle the hook? Yeah It just smells like a Bible. I think you should know. Is there now you can rest in?

You got some ugly chick. And this guy, oh, she's dead now or something? I don't know. She's upside down. All right. I can't.. She's in the upside down. All right, I can end. That's crazy. How long, if fucking, that felt so much longer than two minutes, 36 seconds, so that we watched of a, of a four and a half minute video.

I'm gonna get a lap dance to that side. That is the last forever. I can't believe how long that felt. Can you believe how bad that is? It's, yeah, it's, it's not good. How can you, how can you watch a man talking about anything seriously after seeing this trash that he's produced? Well, yeah, or just unforgivable.

Yeah, really and truly unforgivable. It just, it sounds like, it sounds like a, like eating like a soggy sandwich. Like your, like that, that's come. That's kind of someone come down. Okay, he's excited for the crowd show.

Thank you for the, thank you for the voicemail. Here we go. Hey, Dix, be chock. What makes me a rage is old people for it verbally harassing retail employees because although they deserve it for being shit at their job, it's really fucking annoying when all I need is one of them to go get a ladder or a key to give me the part that I want and I'm just standing there looking at him for 20 minutes.

Does that just sit there and squirm getting all back in my gate stories from a fucking boomer they don't even relate it to? Yeah. You know what, if like some companies, like Target or whatever, or I don't know whose channel you took to Kmart, if they just had a slogan where they're like,

telling boomers to just shut the fuck up, I would shop there. Little sign at the, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think a lot of people would, you know back in mind, whyers to just shut the fuck up. I would chop there. Little sign at the, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think a lot of people would, you know, back in mind, why don't you shut the fuck up? It's like, let me talk to your manager. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Boomers, we just tell them to shut the fuck up. It goes along with a tax of rich 50% and give 5% to the, yeah.

You know what? I just hate you so much. I hate you guys so much. Everyone hates you. This ad's only playing on TikTok, so you won't even see it too stupid to know what that is. Yeah. That'd be a good policy. Mm-hmm.

Let's see here. Hey, buddy, talking to your chatbot, turns out it says that there's a missing episode where you talk about going to therapy, but it says he deleted it. So it says, it's called, I went on a rampage. Oh. And that it's somewhere on YouTube. I'm guessing I'm listed because I can't find it.

So it says also there's a lot of apps that you've deleted that you didn't like. So, I don't know what you're talking about. So, I don't know what you're talking about. You get those back, I think we'd all love to have that, like bonus content. Maybe take like a month off if you release the unreleased stuff. I'm just talking about a computer. This is a good idea. If you think you're going to be ready to,

it's really good to hear, man. Okay, fine. Uh-huh. The chatbot is really crazy. Really? Is it good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me try to find,

I'll try to find one of the clips from it. People go in, it's, what chatbot.dick.show. They talk to it and it's dead on. What's the time? I have too many mentions. Oh well. Too many mentions. I got too many mentions, man.

Maybe from the front, I could find it. Tt, nope, nope. No. I can find it. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t Fat ballerina is their new Disney praise as they unveil first plus size heroin and body dysmorphia film a bit shaped like a fucking pumpkin has body dysmorphia wrong that's not what body dysmorphia is you fucking morons body dysmorphia is when your vision of yourself doesn't match reality yeah it's not when your valuation of yourself is based on how fucking fat you are. That's not called body dysmorphia. That's called having eyes. Disney has unveiled their first plus size heroine in a groundbreaking short film about a big

fat fuck. Over the course of Disney's history, viewers have only ever seen plus size characters as villains or extras with many previously hitting hinting out at that hitting out at that decision. What about Kung Fu Panda? I was fatter than fuck and love to eat like you fucking Moana Maui was fat as fuck again. What about Lilo and stitch that little bitch was fat as fuck as well. Has there has a room? You're funny. They see you with. Oh yeah, they did draw the Lilo and stitch. funny, they see you with? Oh yeah, villain. They did draw the, Lilo and Stitch.

Yeah, you're right, they were big. Yeah, thick. Now bosses have been praised on social media for their latest film, A Big Fatso, reflect which features a fat ass character as the star of the short film, the film follows Bianca, who is a ballet dancer battling her own reflection

and overcoming doubts by channeling her inner strength, grace and power and breaking her toes and ankles doing ballet at 600 pounds. Oh no. Reflect this part of Disney's short circuit series of experimental films, which will focus on being fucking fat. Experimental films. Look at this.

She has, can you believe she has body dysmorphia? Yeah. She's like a mental illness, pure mental illness that she would have, that this, the most unappealing shape, I have that computers had to calculate how the maker is unfeminine. What about the fatsoes in Wally?

They were heroes? They were heroes? Yeah. No, I remember. They took on the computer and they stood up on everyone was clapping. Yeah, I mean, finally. Yeah, I think that's just, that's Americans.

Those are Americans. Yeah, but still they were fat. Following the announcements, I mean, I thought all Disney heroes were fat, but whatever that should mean. Following the announcements, fans instantly took to social media with one tweeting 16-year-old me needed this Disney short before I quit ballet because I didn't want to be the fat girl in my class anymore. You can't do ballet if you're fat.

You cannot do exercise or sports if you're fucking fat. You can only get to a certain level. How are you going to stand up on your tiptoes when you're 600 pounds? Although John Cruck was pretty fucking fat and baseball David Ortiz was pretty fucking fat. Yeah, you play baseball. Yeah, I guess he can. I think like if this bitch was sitting Tony Tony Gwen, the fucking was fat as fuck from

most of his career. Well, no, he's a fucking power hit. He wanted one of the greatest, no, not a power hitter, but one of the greatest hitters who ever fucking lived. Not ballet. Yeah, not ballet is not, I mean, what's gonna, you're also going to kill partners. If you did, you know, swan leg, if you dance with it. Yeah, I mean, you don't see her in the Olympics ice skating. Already dancing. Do that move or you hold them up above the. How are you gonna even practice ballet and be fat?

You can't. You can't work out in ballet for two, three hours a day. I mean, you gotta, oh, you mean, you cannot physically take in that many calories, like Michael Phelps's diet, right? Oh no, I know, whatever you want. All the time, burning through it. Totally.

You cannot be, this is less believable than all of the Marvel shit put together. Like a guy fucking going through time with his brain, uh, building robot, man. I saw this Disney short called reflect and it emotionally tore me up because I'm a big fat fuck. It's also, it's about a little plus size, it's about a little plus size girl doing ballet. And the mirror is start to swallow her up because of her body insecurity. But she destroys them by dancing anyway.

For how long? 30 seconds and then she has a heart attack. Before a third, is this like their version of superheroes? Like, no guys, Batman, but we love to see it. Like, oh yeah, that'd be cool. I would get that. Yeah. Yeah.

But his knees would be all fucked up. Back would be all messed up. People all tired, fucking up. Yeah. Being racist, right? So this is like their version of that. Like, oh wow, imagine if a big fat pig was it. Before a third comment, Disney continues its inclusion campaign for children and young people.

You just, you made a fat cartoon, okay? Yeah. Well, we've had guys have had fat cartoons since Fred Flintstone relax. Totally. Inclusion campaign. I like the, I like the cynical, I like the cynical. I mean, like, they're probably don't mean it cynically, but campaign is a pretty cynical word for me. You think Homer Simpson has ever been described as having body dysmorphia? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, he has a big fatteness order. Peter Griffin faces his biggest challenge when he tries to do ballet and deals with his body dysmorphian anorexia. I don't know, man. Like, yeah. Disney Plus launches a short, with a plus size girl as the protagonist. This type of initiative was needed

to educate the little ones. They just, Oh, stop being so fucking fat. You're gonna die. You will fucking die. There's just nothing, there's no benefits to it. It's only detriment.

Like, it's only day, being fat, it's detrimental in all. It's disgusting and it's unhealthy. It's unhealthy for your brain It makes you a bad person if you are fat You are a worse person than you would be if you were skinny even for yourself You make less money you have less options in life It's very limiting While another fan said prospects. Yeah. Even your dog hates you.

Go ahead. Walk them. And also he thinks that you might be sneaking his food. And he might just eating all the might be right. This bitch eating all the time. I only get to eat twice a day. Fuck this. Well, another fan said, this is not a drill. Disney Plus finally made a short with a plus size lead. It's called Reflegged. This sounds like a bad. Yeah.

And as part of the short circuit, short series, short circuit is that movie about that autistic robot. Let's say I was sobbing. Let's say I was eating a body this morphea, my tostitos got all soggy. Oh, this guacamole is so salty. Body dysmorphia is a mental health condition where a person is constantly worrying about potential flaws in their appearance.

That's not that's not accurate. That is an inaccurate phrase that is an inaccurate description of body dysmorphia. Yeah, it's so shithead, it's an actual real disease. It's not fat people feeling bad about themselves. No, it's literally you don't see whatever you do. You don't see whatever you do. It doesn't think you're a monster. It's a natural.

Yeah, it's... Oh, yeah, I was looking for the AI. Wasn't that how we got stuck on that? That's how we got stuck on that first person. Someone asked the AI, would you ever go Defcon 3 on the juice? Meaning, OJ, since then? Yeah, yeah. And the AI, the computer said,

the juice has too much influence. Too many pawns in the media and banking community. I'm just one man who's broken in pain. Oh. It's funny. It's even got the victimization down. Yeah, right. Right, it does.

Thanks, man. What in particular do you think makes redditors so low the sum it asks me? It's the group thing. The echo chambers, the way that the social credit system, us up and down votes, turns people into a caricature of themselves because they have to try and mirror the majority in order to get approval. I don't know. How does it fucking come up with that? How

do it know? How do it know? Exactly what I think. All right. It's pretty good. One more voicemail. Um. Okay. How about this one? Is there a chance, Bonnie talking about the playmate being a bad guest with like bad conversation is such an ironic fucking thing for Bonnie to say. Really? Bonnie, you're only there because you're really hot.

Oh, she's pretty cool. You say that like it's a bad thing. Yeah, he's right. There's been times in these conversations with your body where it's like literally just like, basically, how big your hips? No. Is that something that the playmate is fucking kidding?

Some parties good at conversation. She's great. She's great. She's just fantastic. Absolutely. Some girls are not. Yeah, they're just like always afraid of what She's just fantastic. Absolutely. Some girls are not. Yeah, they're just like always afraid of what they're gonna say.

Yeah. She likes drinking. That's a big win. Yeah. Big plus. Loosen those lips up. See what else Loosen's up. She's fucking great on the show.

I know her and Josh Denny, if we had that, the show would be unstoppable. Really? I think so. Really think. I mean, that seems like a, like a get-able, you know, seems get-able. Seems get-able. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make that a goal.

Yeah. Okay. Alright, goodbye everyone. See ya, thanks.