The Dick Show - Episode 333 - Dick on Puzzling Injuries

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

A puzzling hernia, the billion dollars FTX/SEC/DNC scam perpetrated against normal guys, trivia election fraud, Vito's poop fee, the Biggest Problem live show, Christian dating tutorials, and the power dynamics of rich men; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Who should we have on? We haven't even know what's happened. Yeah, who should we target? No, it's hoppin' these days. You mean have on today? It's not today, just next week. I'll just people talking about winers, Mr. Girl and Destiny are fighting.

Are they? What do you think of the whole power dynamic thing? Do you think, you mean in general? Yeah, because I thought once you got to be rich and famous That's when you get that push that's when you get the women, right? Well, that's not the case. Okay What do you think about that? You mean because Dynamic thing you mean because even a poor guy has the power like that and they don't have a choice or they don't Yeah with with any kind of, any,

well, there's a power gun. Celebrity at all. Yeah. You know, like even if it's like, oh, that's Reggie the rapist, that's how he's famous around. I'm like, well, Reggie, you shouldn't have taken advantage of your power dynamic of your fame, of being Reggie the rapist and taken advantage

of these women with the pussy that they do have. Yeah. This seems like a bunch of gobblety-gook. I, you know, I try to empathize, sorry, I interrupted you. No, I was just gonna say, not like I never do it to you. I, that's just something that I don't, I kind of roll my eyes at it because there's like other stuff

that's a little more of, I don't know, you know. Like war, or famine. Even, even among like relationships and stuff. I like, I don't, just, I hear power dynamic and it just sounds like a catch phrase to me where it's like, okay, do they have it in prison? Do the women have it until you get famous in rich or are all these women guilty of some kind of weird

quasi rape then? That's fucking be consistent. Not everybody uses their power dynamic equally, you know And we've gotten into into this point where it's like dicting who here where it's like the women You know Every situation is different and I think that's why I think power dynamic I think a lot of these a lot of these terms come from like yes You can point to this case and this case and this case.

Right. Right. So to broad stroke, all of that with that term, as if it's all equal, it's just lazy, it's lazy thinking. The moment she was mentally ill and he took advantage, like, oh, yeah, what did she like Disneyland? Like she really liked to come to, like, does she want, like, what do you define mentally ill for me, please?

Okay. Cause I have a definition, who's pretty fucking broad. Yeah. Get it? Yeah. Broad? What are you doing? Oh god.

Oh no. I fucking, hurry up. I got a puzzle injury from puzzling too high. Oh my god. I'm puzzling. I gotta go quiet. Yeah! Yeah!

Welcome to Ed. You want to give me, you want to give me, you got us the show room, his contest. Come to your live room now and bunk, and keep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Massey, the AKA the $20 million man. Drony Meas Always World Touring

and LA based comedian, Shawnee Audio Engineer. Hello, Dick. Now my mouth gets more full of spit every week with that fucking intro. What's wrong with me? Do I have hydrophobia or something? No, hydrophobia is what they call rapids. Rapids.

Fear of water. Yeah, because your mouth starts frothing. No, I tell you. It's because it get red. No, no. Because you go into these uncontrolled convulsions like your throat spasms if you drink water, that's why they won't fucking drink water.

Really? Yeah. That's just called being hung over. Yeah. Oh God, I got a puzzle, a competitive puzzling injury. Oh my God. Oh my God. Sean, are you gonna make it tell this?

I don't know. This is my, this is what started it. This is what started the Elvis dev. This competitive puzzling injury. Never been, Never been invited to a puzzling party. Puzzle party sounds gay and like, it sounds sus, right? Susy, not a bussing. So this is a puzzle party and not a crossword party. No, a puzzle while I try to turn it into a crossword party because you take a shot,

you do a puzzle, which I hate. Yeah, I don't really have the patience for any of that. Fucking, I don't know, it's women in general. They just love solving problems that are already solved. They love re-solving them. You know what the picture is. Yes, just print out the picture. You put them in half.

What the half the guy there? Very last piece. It's like, oh, it's Mount Everest.. You put it in half. What the hell? What the hell is the guy there? Very last piece. It's like, oh, it's Mount Everest. Oh, that's so satisfying. Like, it's not. It's really not. Trust me. I like to know that puzzle is going to start screaming

about you for leaving your clothes out against the hamper and not in the hamper because you put it in, yeah, you get it. I was a kid, I kind of liked them, but I haven't done a puzzle. I don't think I've done a puzzle as an adult. I despise puzzles Yeah, it's just like a compulsion Completist compulsion. I don't know my girlfriend and took me drag me into a puzzle party puzzle party Fucking puzzle party. I can blue your puzzle around my puzzling I'm gonna get out the grinch grinch got nothing on you if fucking hurts more when I talk I haven't talked yet today

Yeah, well now it really fucking hurts at this fucking puzzle party. You have to do a shot every 15 minutes or something like that. To make the puzzle more difficult. Honey, you're in. Yeah, it's already good. It's already the most.

And these fuckers bring some smart ass, brought a puzzle that's like, oh yeah, this is really gonna fuck everybody over. It's like just all little tiny flowers and branches and shit, I'm like, oh God. Oh, God. Oh, the fucker. What are you?

Come on. Sick of. Bill Bella checking us here. What are you doing here? Yeah. With us. Bring a normal puzzle that's fun. Not this horse shit.

Yeah, it's a field of grass. Sure enough, we draw the numbers. Oh, bang, there we go. Great, fucking pointless there we go. Great. Fucking point to this nightmare over here. Oh, so it's multiple puzzles and you decide, but it's like a lot of everybody teams teams of puzzles. And I said, well, who's on, who's on my team? And she's like, well, me, of course, you asshole. Oh, yeah. Who else is going? You take a shot every 15 minutes or something. Nice. So I counteracted the shot, you know.

Gotta stay on my toes. Yeah, right. And I got weirdly competitive. Usually I would just give up or something like that, but I think I was trying to be like fun. You always mistake. Always a mistake, never to be yourself. People like people who take puzzles way too seriously.

No one will do a puzzle with me. There's not. Oh, I bet. Doesn't matter. I can turn anything competitive. I was going around to other people just putting their pieces together wrong. You know, you cram it in, right? You can shove it hard. So you're like fucking ruin it.

Yeah, you go to your edge pieces and crang them in. And they're like, wow, it's like it's closed. Sometimes there's a little bit of air in the puzzle. Sometimes never any airing in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just a big stamped thing, right? Yeah. So I had to, I had to, there was no chairs.

There was only chairs for half of the people at the puzzling party. So I had to like sit on a couch and do puzzles. I was like, well, this is fucked. I can't see ergonomically. It's clear in my eyes. I'm standing up on the puzzle. I'm sweating all over it.

Cause I'm so fucking amped up for puzzling. Yeah. And sitting in this weird angle, I think, and breathing my heart beating at 190 beats per minute. Well, I'm frantically trying to put this impossible puzzle together. All these other couples are giggling about their fucking like, oh, this is a puzzle of puppies. What a fun little puzzle to put together.

Mine is like a bunch of sticks. Uh-huh. It's like a picture of just toothpicks. Like, well, this is impossible. This is fun. It's not a, why would they even make this puzzle? Uh-huh. You make it all black.

Make it entirely black. You know, people who puzzle are puzzle with no edges. They're fucking serious, man. They're seriously deranged. They just they want a challenge. Anyway, hey, it's like you fucked yourself up sitting. Yeah, I must have I woke up this morning. I feel like I have a hernia. It's like that episode of friends where Joey gets a hernia, but he has to act for his health care. He puts his hands down his pants when he's reading to that kid. I'm gonna start doing, yeah.

This is all I'm gonna sit from now on. You can't see it, my hands are my pants. Kinda albundia shit. It's because I have a puzzling, oh! Yeah, I don't think that power dynamic things that we were talking about is all. I try to empathize with it, but at the end of the day, I'm like, yeah, I mean, think that power dynamic things that we were talking about is all I tried to empathize with it But at the end of the day, I'm like, yeah, I mean fuck you like whatever. That's a you know now

That's a conclusion. It's not bullying real just walk away close your how's the power to amic real just fucking go suck some other dick Booh fucking who? Wow, it's off to argue with that logic. Second dick. Yep. Second, another date. Right. Let's see here. Vito said he would get pooped in the mouth for $2,000. Oh my God. I think that's a little low.

I don't know what you're saying. I think that's a little bit low. Hahaha. And then the reason that he gave was, he's done it for free. No, but I'd also do it for two grand. Yeah, sounded like it would for free. And then he brought up a trans woman immediately. Okay.

Like that was his ideal candidate. Oh, to do the pulling. I think so, I got to consult the tape. It was on the last episode of biggest problem. Two grand. What would you if you had to throw out a number for getting pooped in your mouth? Oh, God. What would it be? It's how bad like right now I would probably start it 200 Thousand yeah, I was gonna say 150. I was gonna say half a hundred's a little low. It have to be six figures. Yeah. And I don't mean one.

Yeah, he threw out 2000 right away. Wow. And his reason was to think of all the magic cards that he could buy with it. Man, you've ever been so hard up for magic cards or you're gonna poop in your mouth? No. I would say there's either lots of things he could do that are probably demeaning and not

nearly as gross. And then immediately get magic cards. Trans woman hit me up immediately. Hey, is if you're looking for a, of course, poop. Yeah. I got some poop. I got some poop for you. I don't know if you knew this, but I don't know when the next time is, but it'll be coming

any moment now. Yeah. Okay. Maybe we'll do it. We got a biggest problem live show in Long Beach. That's a bootplay. If you knew this, but I don't know when the next time is, but it'll be coming any moment now. Yeah. Okay. Maybe we'll do it. We got a biggest problem live show in Long Beach. Oh, yeah. Well, Saturday, I think the 19th.

Yeah, it's going to be little. It's a little, little, little, little. Go to live.biggasproblem.show. Cool. I said Josh Danny, I'm going to be there. Vita was going to be doing stand-up. So if you live in Long Beach, you know, it's a small venue. It's BYOB.

So you save money there. So you can do that. It's one of those like the bootleg theater, whatever. Yeah. Where you can kind of bring in your stuff and everything. Yeah, it might just be a parking lot actually. Oh, I don't know. Josh Taney will be doing stand-up.

Vito will be doing stand-up. You got to bring a, bring a PA. I don't think we have to do that. Yeah, there might be a parking lot. I said, I'm not helping. I'm not doing anything. I've helped enough. Yeah, I, I, not this time.

Right. It's too much of a headache. Oh, no, I don't have fucking time for it. And they said, okay, we'll do everything. So we'll see. Even I'm not even going to supply beer. Everybody bring your own beer. I mean, it works out, if it works out great, then you have a good show. If it works out terribly, then you have a lot of material and you have a great show.

Have a good podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see here. Did you volet? No, I didn't. Oh, you didn't vote. Oh, John, you could have been part of the historic movement to protect women's rights to portions, which they already had. And number two, eliminate everyone's right to smoke flavored nicotine as they wish in the exact same fucking margins. Yeah, they've been the exact same number percentage of yes the exact same percentage of no so I have to kind of Assume it's the same fucking people that want women to be able to do whatever they want and somebody who wants to get a little High and a little bit of a tasty way that doesn't taste like a fucking ahtray to do nothing that they want to have to scour and scavenge for new highs and new chemicals that politicians and women can't pronounce yet so we can smoke them and snort them and

get high off them to make this abortion fist this much more fucking tolerable fuck your rights, but the fucking hijab on take away then eliminate the 19th amendment I'm so it's so fucking disgusting to see God. Oh God. God have the right to well, we got to have the right to our bodies And we got to have these are important rights. You have no right to You have no right to our bodies. We gotta be able to get rid of this. Fuck your flavor, Tobacco. Right. Right. Yeah, I mean, fuck you.

Well, there's no doubt that they're, fuck you. That people who, you know, big portion of people who go. How are you different from my fucking cock on that? You fucking cons. Is it, you're talking about California. Yeah. And what, they passed no flavored like a, they read, they remade it illegal.

They already made it illegal. They said, you know what? Maybe we fucked up. Let's do it over. Okay, what exactly? I said, no again. Because they've been pitching it as like, you know, don't get kids fucking hooked on nicotine, right?

So like, no, what is the, I heard it, I heard it, young Lomans say that to me. Yeah. She was well as for kids. I'm like, well, they just smoked cigarettes.? So like no, what is the I heard it? I heard it young laman say that to me. Yeah, she was well as for kids and like well, they just smoke cigarettes. She goes no, they don't know I'm like I fucking smoke cigarette. What are you talking about? No, they don't I mean, I think fewer people smoke now than ever. Laker tastes like it dumb bitch. Yeah, does it taste like jolly ranchers?

How about these fucking white claws that you're sucking down like it's a personality? Oh, we make that shitty legal? Then you chow-oh no no, well we can't make-whoa. We tried that once. We're not making bellines illegal. Yeah. How about we make a fucking screwdriver then illegal? Have fun with your conty little gossipy brunch.

You bunch of fucking aging Yentas without orange juice. Cause I have news for you kids love orange juice. How about that? I'm gonna go down to brunch Aurora cafe slap it out of their hands fuck you aboard this bitch. Bob Boy, it's just such bullshit So we got to have rides we need our rights. Okay. What about the flavor tobacco? No Yeah, you know the kids that we don't want to have Mike it hot might smoke it and look and it's not okay

And the thing is too though, with the thing, how can I be, to smoke flavored nicotine? And there's not a, there's no kind of secondhand smoke argument or anything like that. It's like literally, it's good. They're marketing to kids, right? Because like a, so, okay. Don't need to market to anyone.

It's a drug. Right. It doesn't, it markets itself. Right. It's like water. There doesn't, it markets itself. Right. It's like water. There's not, right? Right. Yeah.

Get high. Cause life is a nightmare. It's full of such things like getting high being illegal. Yeah. So here you go. Well, yeah. Tired of tasting like chemicals. So they're not selling flavored tobacco in California, because I have a legal.

That's flavored tobacco in general because it's flavored. Maybe it's just flavored vapes, California. Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's what flavored tobacco illegal. Illegal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know if it's legal to talk about it. Flavored tobacco products, including vapes.

Including vapes. Yeah. Got flavored vapes. We got that abortion. And, God, we got ladies, we got that abortion. And the concept, we got that abortion shit in the constitution. Just like you wanted. Menthol's gone. Uh, black, and no, no riots. Menthol's gone.

Yeah. What are black people doing? Smoking. I mean that, what? Let me put it in Tisani. What are they doing? Every, every black person I've known who smoked did smoke menthol's. Yeah. Cause they're delicious and stylish and they're cool.

And they're cool. Yeah, I mean, and they're cool. They feel cool when you inhale to them. Yeah, like, ooh, this can't be bad for me. But I'm pretty sure it's like I swallowed a bunch of ice cream too quickly. I don't, you know, I thought when I was a kid that eventually all this fucking nonsense would go away and now I see that it's dying off the end and she's just being reborn as more nonsense with more energy is like how did you fall off it's like

fucking idiot plate tectonics it gets it goes off into lava on this on the Atlantic and it comes fucking out as hot magma of stupidity on this side how are you fuck how are you 18 arguing for rules? Yeah. Fuck you. Oh, I blame the music. Here's a quote. Yeah. Very spous, I know everyone hates my very specific LA problems. I just don't think that I don't think flavor tobacco is a problem. What's that? What do you mean? kids could again? Yeah, they could smoke smoke it and just then they would, they might die a couple of years. Look, it's sooner. It would be too much smoking to eat happy meals. Sean, what do you mean? It might be a net

gain. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I, I, I, I don't, it's, let's put it this way. It's probably never been a safer time to use nicotine. Exact say margin. I mean, it's a hell of a lot better than, you know, you're, it's never good to be inhaling a burning substance. You know that, that isn't burning. It can't be good.

That's my point. Yeah, that's why this way better than, I mean, I think so. It's, it's gotta be, it's be good. That's my point. That's way better than I mean I think so it's it's gotta be It's gotta be it's not it's not packed with a Specifically poison yeah, I mean get burned well nicotine more funnier. Yeah nicotine But I mean it's just the asbestos. They put all kinds of shit in there. There's flaming you know a burning, you know Vegetable matter is not something that I don't think we really designed for. There's bleached, there's tide pods and bleached under the goddamn sink. Oh, I'm going to stop eating those immediately. The Cali is what some idiot had to say on it.

The California Constitution guarantees liberty, but that doesn't mean absolute liberty. Well, okay, we kind of were well aware of all of this. Yeah, what do you? Okay. You still have to drive the speed limit. Yeah, you know, I just hear so many people going like, well, it's bullshit that I can't drive a million miles an hour. Yeah.

It's fucking horseshit. We need to get rid of speed limits. Yeah. Now, you said that, yeah, thanks. You still have to pay taxes. The second amendment doesn't mean a four year old can buy a gun. Well, bitch, you fucking nail. I feel totally nailed. Yeah, right. So many people are just right out there. It's not like, well, you guys have like weird issues with gun registration

in California specifically to prevent like new manufactured guns, make it like prohibitively expensive to even be sold, but you're still selling them again. I don't hear like, well, my four year old should be able to guy by a gun. It's like, no, I like the guns that I have in Arizona. I should be able to bring them over here. That's pretty much it. Yeah. Um, okay.

Yeah, there's not a lot of eight year olds who, uh, now you can pick out one piece of candy, honey. And then they, you know, they go pick out their piece of candy and they, you know, they steal a fucking flavored nicotine thing too and jam it in their fucking pants, because they, I'm an eight. And they got a smoke.

It's like, no, they're fucking four year olds don't care about buying guns, they don't care about fucking smoking. You know what happened to me this week? We're at trivia. On Wednesday. I know why I did all these activities that I hate doing this week. Yeah. trivia is pretty fun. Oh, you should have gone.

I'd do it again. God, we get fucked in the music round every time. Really? Because I don't know shit about music. Song comes out and I'm like, oh, happy birthday, of course. So we did the doubling down thing. Randy and I. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Well, Randy's good at it. It's good. And I actually came up with a bunch on this one. Because it was all like words that start with G. So my god, that's easy. I could go back every word like, da da da da da da da da da

all these answers to G's, fucking nailed it. All of them were right, and we were 100% sure of it. And I clicked the little double down button, which is like double, double points. Not double, nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was a big round, right?

And our point totals come back. And it was like, what the, what's the deal? We only got like 15 points on that round. We called the guy over and he goes, oh yeah, there's a bug. Where if you click the joke or a not the last round for double down, it doesn't work. Well, can't say. So you mean to tell me that this whole time,

this whole paper writing down the answers thing, which was nice and easy before COVID. You get a little sheet and then write in your trivia answers and it had like, it felt like a bar Writing down the answers thing, which was nice and easy before COVID. You get a little sheet and then write in your trivia answers and it felt like a bar and it didn't feel, like you go to trivia and it felt like there was real things and real people and real drinks and a real guy. Yeah, and real bartenders now they've put it

because of COVID. Some days you'll never beat analog, you know? I mean, just some things. It is because of COVID. In a room full of people who are going to drive home drunk, and they don't, but they don't want to risk the, you know, right, right, right. 0.001% chance that you're going to die of the cold.

They make you go to your phone and do this interactive. Have I talked about this before and do this interactive? Well, we did that the last time. And it's horrible. So you're stuck on your phone. If you're battery, first of all, if your battery's not charged, you're fucked. You're stuck in a state of dread,

and panic the entire time. You don't talk to anybody. You don't have to run out. You don't get to see any of the girls run up to give their thing, right? Right. Who, every time you press the mail, you're like, I have no idea if this is gonna work.

This seems like the shoddiest US health insurance website, chicken shit, low lowest bidder, get it out there, right? It hasn't been, it's the other thing with COVID. None of the things that were like put in place quickly have been addressed. Put in place quickly. I've been fixed. Like the outdoor seating, have been addressed. Put in place quickly. Have been fixed. Like the outdoor seating, we still crooked.

Like they put benches out there. That's because they get good enough, and then it in there, but we'll upgrade in the future. No, if it's quarter and close, it's good enough. It never, if it's working quarter and close right now, that's good enough. That's what we do. Could put a couple, put a little bit of scaffolding under it anyway. So it turns out that our double points haven't been getting counted for like since COVID started. Oh God.

It's like buddy, I mean, come on. Are we ever getting off of this electronic voting system? We're just compelled to make voting systems that work. Well, we use things. Literally no voting system that I use in my life. Fucking works. Is that what you're telling me? Yeah, we, you know, there's no electronic tabulation system that I've ever used now works.

There's a kind of there's a kind of kind of kind of dumb thinking that says it's new. Therefore, it's better. Yeah. I hate better. Yeah. I hate it. Yeah. So now I got a bottom line. You kind of hunt for me every time. Probably.

There was some, we wouldn't be in like, but yeah, but wouldn't you have caught it every time? No, because, don't you look in at, I mean, because I'm not. I was sure we got all of them right. Oh, so you have never been 100% sure that I we got all of these right all of these are right Do they not read the answers? No, it comes in on the fucking app. Yeah, it goes they used to read them

I know that's right and now it's like well the app just goes like bloop Yeah, I must have missed one. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, you're damn sure and it's like hey, I didn't get any points Did you see this FTX SBF guy, Sam Bankman? Bankman? No. I don't know what, um, uh, Bankman. Bankman?

Sam Bankman. Mr. Bankman. See this guy? FTX guy? Peter Bankman. You didn't hear about this? No, no, I don't think so. This is a fucking shocker, Sean.

Yeah. It's outrageous that you didn't hear about it actually. Really? Yeah. I've not been. This guy deserves, I've been looking at the news or anything. Sam Bankman, freed, whatever, however you say it fried. He deserves to go to prison.

I mean, it's, it's one of the worst, it's like one of the single-handedly worst, most damaging things, anybody's ever done to crypto. The crypto industry slash like the freedom tied to it. Like this one guy, this one guy was endeavoring and poised to do significant harm to not only like, not only like the idea of crypto, but like the legal precedence

to it. Well, we saw this coming. Well, yes, but it turned out he, he's, so he was taking, here's a quick primer. Yeah, give me a dummy version. FTX was a, it was a crypto casino. So you put your crypto in there and then you can buy and sell. Like if you think Bitcoin's gonna go up, you buy Bitcoin and then when you think it's gonna go down,

you like sell your Bitcoin and like buy Ethereum. So you're just like gambling on what coins you think's gonna go up, like buying one. You know, it's like stock market, but it's a casino. Basically, it's like a quasi-regul, they had a US version that was like less, that was more regulated than the other one. So this fucker buys ads, sponsors stadiums,

buys ads, and throws his pudgy face up everywhere, acting like this dumb, embracing the autistic fetishization that is like, that our country is plagued by, like our culture is plagued by this sick worship of autism. Like it's some kind of superpower or gift or something other than just what it is. Yeah, not every autistic person is brilliant at this one thing. Yeah, but Haney totally played into it too. Like, I don't even know how to dress.

Oh, I'm a bookend. A great man. Look at how smart I am. I don't even know how to dress. Oh, I'm a bookend. Rain man, look at how smart I am. I don't even know how to do my hair, right? Right. Ugly idiot. He started throwing up ads. I walked out of he rest again.

Oh, yeah, for my eyes, I forgot I was a playoff game or something, Dodgers. Right. And he had, they had bought an ad across from there, painted on the wall of his ugly face with FTX and then something about like the future of crypto. I got all my shit out of, I just, actually not, I hate this. I took all my, I took all my money out of it then. But this is, this is the, let me try to get the timeline for you because it's not making any sense now. Over night, he went from having $6 billion to having $0.

He did. So you run a casino like that. That's a big tear. You take a little bit, a couple cents off of each trade, right? Oh, yeah. You trade this. You can make a ton of money doing this. I would think so.

Right? Everybody thought, oh, he's got a great business. People are addicted to gambling. He's just taking a little cut off like a casino and turns out he's taking this money. All the money everybody gave him. Yeah. I'm not doing any real trades and just giving the money to a VC investment firm who was then just giving the money to companies that they, quote, invested in, right? Which is just their friends. Like that's how investments work.

It's just, oh, a guy you know, what's your idea? Love it. Here's millions of dollars. How about you? Oh, yeah, you went to business school with Reggie the rapist. Here's four million dollars. There you go. You know anybody who wants some money? Four million and a pack of rubbers.

Gets better. They were then requiring those companies to hold their money in the original guy, the FTX guy, this bank man. Okay. Okay. So then he was giving the money back. Yeah. Right. Right. Uh, Gets better. Uh, he was the using the money to fund Democratic candidates. Also giving the money, giving your money, right? He was the second donor for the second highest donor for Democratic candidates. Really? Yeah. Which doesn't make any sense on one hand, but also probably a good way to stay out of jail if you're committing like billion dollar fraud, right? It's better. He was actively, as the biggest,

like as the biggest voice in the space, any of those companies that they would invest in, they would owe them money, they would just step in and acquire when they went bankrupt for their, their outrageous Ponzi schemes, right? Like our Ponzi scheme didn't work. Okay, don't worry, I'll buy you out and fix you.

Because you're just making up the money. It's not real money, right? Yeah. It's better. So then he's actively lobbying the SEC, head of the SEC, to eliminate the fact that you try to lobby the SEC. They're working together. It's very gensler. to eliminate the fact that you can try to lobby the SEC. They're working together.

Very Gensler. The head of the SEC is working to be able to lobby the SEC. Yeah, exactly. So they're working, they're lobbying the SEC to eliminate what's considered, what's called distributed finance, which is where it's all public and like companies have their keys and stuff. They're like, well, this is how much we have.

You can see it on the blockchain, like there's no tricking you. Okay. You're not going. You can see when it goes out, you can see that he's lobbying to eliminate that. Make that illegal, which the government has been trying to do for years now and make only what he does. Legal, which is billion, multi billion dollar fraud, run by his autistic freak show, polycule, heron compound in the Bahamas.

He's driving around pretending to be like Warren Buffett, who's also a scumbag and a fuck. He's an American guy. He's an American guy. Well, he might be, he might be from the 52nd state or the 51st state. I forget what we were calling it. Calling what? Well, you know, a little country, simple country just wants to, just wants to write,

to exist. Got it. Um, as they all do. Uh, so he's actively lobbying. I mean, it's just like, oh, no, we're taking the money and we're not cremating your relative. We're just, you know, we're selling them

to Med to a medical. To a medical file. Yeah, or if you combine rapier, to school and I just give you a bunch of fucking burnt up ashes from the fireplace. There you go. I mean, where the God, and I don't think anything will happen to him,

because like my bank account gets canceled because a $300 charge comes in and they're like, whoa, that could be gambling. Yeah, sure. I think you guys just, this asshole is running the biggest Ponzi scheme in the history of the world. Yeah. And who's teamed up with the SEC. That's where they should be put in front of a fucking fight. They should be hanged for treason to money. Yeah. If he goes to prison, I will, I will immediately commit a crime so I can go rape him in prison. I'll open a lemonade stand and say, here, invest in my lemonade stand, Sean. You can get some lemonade coins.

And then the value of those coins will go up the more lemonade I sell. That's illegal. Yeah. That's illegal. I don't know if you happen to see any, well, the worst part is, the worst part is, is the suckers are normal people, because that's why they're on stadiums.

That's where they're on, they're advertising on places that stupid people, or norm, sorry, normal people, look, like Tom Brady and shit, they're buying, they're buying the money of the common man, the democratic party is buying the money of the common man to just take and give away fraudulently. That's great. And nobody's like, I don't know if nobody understands it to explain it to me.

Explain it to me. It's like, you guys, there should be fucking hanging for this. This is totally outrageous that this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a crime on a scale. I don't know. It's a crime on a scale that should be bigger than what it is, but I guess it's just impossible to, I guess it's impossible to even explain finance crimes like this, like nothing happened.

It's a, nobody hangs for that. No, it's a little, it's abstract, I think, to most people unless they have a real interest in it. And most people, that's really, again, way down the, you know, low priority equals no priority for most people because you're just, a lot of people are worried, it's like, oh shit, are there going to be layoffs? You know, you know, are there, are there, are there people just, they're fucking weak to weak? They keep you busy, you get you too tired to start hanging. That's right. Too tired to start hanging. That's right. We're gonna give you. I'm gonna give you a hangman's day off.

Everybody who's making eight days a week, eight days, hangman's day. You find the guys responsible for this. Yeah. And they were handling the donation money for Ukraine. Oh, who was? That's fucking Ponzi scheme that just funneled money directly into the DNC and their scumbag investment companies and funds. So they're just taking money that's going to you rain and giving it to their friends. It's like direct

all the shit that me and people like me have been saying like this is a fucking scam. I turned out it was scam. Oh wow. Um, whatever. Yeah, the month boy, you know whatever. People collecting money on behalf of somebody else with the biggest fucking crooks going. Yeah, but people are just so fucking stupid too, because then all these dumb influencers are like, they're rushing to like get out in front of it. Like, oh wow, you know, actually,

here's my point of view what happened. Like just shut the fuck up. Like you know nothing. You talking like your desperate need for attention is what caused this. So these dumb chicks, how interviewing this this asshole like at the day before. So I think these fucking women just break. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So two days ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What do they say he's in trouble for? I can. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what money laundering. Yeah. What kind of I don't know what kind of Ponzi fraud didn't even qualify see what happens How every every law every law? Everything Some fucking moron he wrote this like tweet thread the guy saying I'm sorry. I Miscalculated like what do you talk you just stole everyone's money and there's fucking people in the comments. Oh you mean it's going, it's big of you to say you're sorry. Oh God.

Like you. No, some things. I love you. Yeah, some things you don't get to go, hey, you know, it takes a big man to admit that he raped and murdered 24 children. I were okay. Yeah, billions of people's money.

Yeah. So, you know, some things you don't get to like be like a big man. Just like Charlie. I was saying that guy who wrote in last week about being depressed, this is like what I wanted to say is like, as you get older, it gets easier to deal with the constant state of depression, but the depression evolves into, evolves into something that you could never have imagined the way way like the true, the nature of the of the of the beast that you're born into of the nature of the yoke that you're

born into becomes more and more clear as the ability to cope with it. Also increases exponentially like a race and a dizzying pace and you have to just go, well, I don't know which one's going to be worse next year, but it's pretty fucking, they seem to, it's like more is law, the depression, the complexity and the gravity of the depression increases exponentially with the ability to cope with it. Yeah, I think it's a start coping. There's a, you get to the point of being disillusioned. It's, it's, the,

then it evolves. Disillusionment is, is tied to the depression. It's still depression, but it's, you're also, so it's like, you just throw it, yeah, fuck it, yeah. Fuck it. Like, oh shit, that's not what I mean. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you saw the Truman show, right?

When he's on the, is he in the boat and like they bring the storm and they basically try to drown him When he's on the, is he on the boat and like they bring the storm and they basically try to drown him and he's going like, is this the best you can do? It wasn't it, it was that guy's comment. Oh, at least you know, it's big of you to apologize. I'm like, God damn you, you did this.

Well, you did this. Whatever is in your mind, they replicated a billion times over and you fucking did this. Well, like he said, sorry, and replicated a billion times over and you fucking did this. Phil, he said sorry and he seems sincere. What do you want? There's a company block five that they bailed out and bailed out by just giving them fake money. Yeah.

They bailed out, they acquired the company and then convinced them to move their remaining customers funds into their Ponzi scheme that they then gave out. Is that right? Yeah, the block five people sent out an email, oh, you know, we're evaluating what to do. And it's like, you have no money. What are you evaluating?

You just gave all this away. You fucking morons. It's wild. Student, loan forgiveness is illegal. Do you see that? No. I told you, I've been buried in work for, I don't know how many.

Good for you. Good couple of months now. Yeah, I'm a lot happier that way. Yeah. So they said it's illegal to do, I guess. Who said court? A court. A people who says it's illegal to do stuff.

A court? No, go to another court or go to another. Yeah. So why don't they both just do it? Like why don't a Republican, why doesn't Republicans just go, we're doing, they're really two actually, a billion dollars. If it's illegal, right? Well, yeah, people buy, we wanted to do this.

But the court's fucking courts. Why don't both of them just do it? Yeah. We're doing actually $51,000 of that. How about that? See, those Democrats, they only want to give you $50,000 to run. We're doing 51. Take your last.

Actually, yeah, about that. Yeah, sure, but they want, because they're dumb. Let's go, oh, no, you can't. You want to take hard working people's, shut the fuck up. It's aggravating to hear. Yeah, I'm a Republican horse, shit all of a sudden. It's all just so just just performative.

Just any of it, it's like you don't give a fuck. You don't give a fuck. You gotta get a fuck at best. You're best. You are completely isolated from who you're supposed to be representing. At worst, you're a fucking psychopathic criminal. The best you are in Congress is completely detached. Do you see that that that's that that that that that retarded guy one, Federman or whatever? Has she had the guy that had a stroke one?

Can't stop your eyes. I'm about that shit. I remember that guy. I mean, I don't know. It's funny. It's funny that like a guy who can't talk. Sure. Well, I don't care. This is the best we can do.

So, Karlin said, hey, where are all the people? Who are where are all the, where are all the geniuses? Where are all these like, this is the best we can do? They're running the entertainment industry. Did you see, you see Shepal on SNL? This is where all this is the best we can do. They're running the entertainment industry. Did you see Shepel on SNL? No, I didn't hear. I heard part of his monologue.

It sounded pretty funny. Was it? I mean, I love Shepel. Yeah. I just have always, if I flip past a channel and he's doing something or just some comes, I'll always watch. Yeah. Pretty good.

Yeah, he's good. Black eyes are getting together, circling the wagons. something or just something comes all always watch. Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, he's good. Black eyes are getting together, circling the wagons. So what was the, was there something specific he was talking about or? He just, I think his point was like, oh, wow, well Kanye shouldn't have set it out loud. What? Yeah. What's the guess?

Yes. Which seems to be all they, which seems to be all they would seems to be all that anybody wants exactly the Kylie Irving stuff He's got find all this stuff and all he has to do is like what were do you think of when you say the N word Yeah, you say yourself. That's your point. Yeah, we just don't want to hear it out loud We don't want any unpleasantness out in the real world in that yeah, don't buy Why do you say it out? Why did you say it out loud? I don't know, because he's, because he's back in hilarious. Yeah.

Attractive, attractive female students no longer earned higher grades when classes moved online during COVID. How is it? Isn't that weird? Do they show that attractive female students were consistently given higher grades? Well, let me see, their grades dropped. Their grades dropped. I read a little bit of this study.

Attractive female students, the grades dropped. Maybe the, so in person, they think they'd get a lot of attention. What do you mean? Well, I'm trying to, I'm trying to think what would make that is no longer earned higher grades. So higher like A, B, I guess when classes, they're not saying like higher.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Classes moved online during COVID. I clipped out an interesting part. Was it specific subjects? Because that would think that would make it a matter of subjects that are worthless. Subjects that, yeah, there are professors trying to fuck students. Those social sciences, yeah, this paper is receiving a higher grade than it would. I never even thought like about the obvious, uh, uh, statistical anomaly that

attractive women in college would get higher grades. I never thought of that. But it, of course, it makes so much sense. There's so much to mine in the field. It makes perfect sense. I just, I don't have enough time in my life. I think that people into it, but people think that the score is, you know, 100 to zero men, like there's no, they have 100%. We're squeaking by. We're squeaking out. There's never any situations that like, it has the other side having an advantage. No, that's what kind of bothers

with the Mr. Girl and Destiny thing. I understand where Mr. Girl's coming from, but I don't know. What's like, can you give me the quick, well, Destiny was like sexting some crazy fan horror. Yeah. And Mr. Girl's like saying it some crazy fan horror. Yeah. And Mr. Girls like saying it's abuse. Oh.

And I'm like, yeah. Even if it is like, I don't care. You know, like, what do you come on? Yeah. Yeah. Come in. Yeah. Come in. Come on. Yeah. Bro. Come on. Hey, come on, guy.

Come on, guy. What do you, What do you want? I don't know, maybe you should call in and talk about it. I would like that. Just in conversation. And I like Mr. Girl, too. Let's see here. However, this effect was not found for quantum,

oh yeah, when analyzing the data, person found evidence of the beauty premium and traditional in-person instruction for non-quantitative courses like business and economics. Yeah, things that have, you know, I mean, I guess answers to those are the dumb rods that are interviewing like Sam Bankman Fried and all his fucking cohorts. Yeah. And these seminars and conferences like they're sitting up there and they're pantsuits

going, you know, so why do you think women like should be in technology and he's just sitting there, fucking saying, saying in saying shit that no one really thinks while he's embezzling billions of dollars. This was, this effect was not found for quantitative courses like math and physics, because of sexism of math. This was in line with the researches' expectations since non quantitative classes tend to include assignments that are presentations. Yeah, sure. That encouraged your personality comes into that.

Student teacher interaction. Right. While quantitative classes, it's just like a big rape factory. What's the big left wing rape factory? And this is a, pay for it is college. Young girls, yeah, College, young girls have to get preyed on. What's the, by a bunch of sick freaks? Yeah. What's the, what's the ratio of men to women professors? Oh, God. There's more men, right?

Yeah, there's a lag probably, right? First day back, where there's more men in college and now, there's more women in college, but the faculty and those people are all still men. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I the faculty and those people are all still men. I mean, I don't know. I honestly do not know. I'm not gonna read on the screen,

but here's, okay, but here's the interesting thing. There's an interesting part to it that they didn't put in the headline. All right. Obviously, exactly what you thought would happen with women. Da-da-da. The results next revealed that the switch to online instruction eliminated the beauty

premium but only for female students. While non-quality of course attractive female students saw decline in their grades with remote instruction while attractive male students continued to enjoy a beauty advantage. So like you, guys that look like you get higher grades than guys who look like me, courses, right? They show that they had an advantage. And they continue to score well online. So the guys who are attractive, it makes them more productive. Like that's a conclusion to draw from this, like the women who just were perceived as better, from the horny professor,

but the men who are attractive actually were more productive. Like actually did better stuff. Is that weird? So then the attractiveness really has nothing to do with it. Or it's like, or it's their entire world or outside of class makes them do better somehow. Did they get more, did they? Did they show the attractive men had a clear advantage over average-looking men?

Like, that's what they're supposed to be. They are. So in person, they had an advantage. And in remote learning, they had an advantage too, which is very strange. You think because they kicked it up or they were always, I mean, because I don't know if you can, I don't know you could ever show that like a true, basically, it sounds almost like a track, it's like it's saying like attractive people are smarter anyway or better hard working or something.

But this is like, this is like, and it depends on economics. It's like, it's not real. Like it's just like performative sciences. It's not met. Yeah. So like, think about, think about how hot girls think about like their world. Yeah, constantly flattered and told nonsense

and they have no idea how to sort through it. But guys like you are just hated and like get, you get like, we're jealous of you and you get told, you know, you don't get any, it's, I don any, I think it's different because you're not coming to. Right?

Don't you think? It's like, oh, fuck you. Yeah. Usually, I can't say that to an attractive girl. Pony comes in here and I got to say, say it differently. Oh, wow. It was amazing. You have these experiences, but you and I go, fuck, go fuck yourself.

Right? Yeah. I never thought about the, I don't know. I know that taller people are treated better, perceived as more authoritative. Yeah, I mean, there's definitely, life, just, it does reward, it rewards the good looking.

It does, but it shouldn't reward women because they're not, they're not good. By, they're not, they're evil in fact, is according to this study. That's very interesting. Here's stop hiring white men, this thing says. Okay. And, oh wait, here's another one. Something on Instagram.

First biological male wins Miss Greater Dairy, a beauty page in her. Is it dairy? Is that main milk scone bad? Look at this by the Miss America. What the? Wow. That's just you got a first biological male jackfruit.

Is this a joke? I you know, I mean, it's come on. It's got I mean, look at this girl. It's cute. Oh, this is another girl over here. How come she? Oh, I'm not gonna be a joke. Come on. It's got, I mean, look at this girl. It's cute. Oh, here's another girl over here. How come she, oh, how about this one over here? She didn't win. Yeah.

This is for real. Brian and Nguyen, I mean, I don't know. It's on the internet. I mean, it's funny either way. It became the first transgender to win a title under the Miss America organization. Oh, it's a Miss America affiliated. Yeah.

Wasn't that Trump's thing? Or says it was Miss Universe. He was named Miss Greater Dairy, landing him a crown in a scholarship as announced. Oh, that's it. It's just... My name is Brian Noen. I am 19 years old.

Everybody should just fucking be a bearist. About what? About the people who are really serious about causes and stuff like that, you have to know when people have gone insane. Where you're like, no, that's not what I'm talking about. Like that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about them having like being treated equally.

That's what I'm talking about. I'm not talking them having like, you know, like being treated equally. That's what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about that you have to, that you have to crown fucking. Why is he so fat? Oh God. Why is he so fat? I mean, don't you think they can found a less fat woman? How come it's the only fat woman in the? Wow. The teen, my name is Brian and Naguin. I'm 19.

I'm currently a freshman in Nashua Community College, majoring in business management. Oh, you think her grades dropped and they went to remote learning? Oh, basement. Jumped down. No. The teen also mentions there.

Don't use the word teen, please, to describe. Yeah. Mentions, their initiative titled, hashtag queens are everywhere. This is a media movement that helps the next generation develop self confidence, realize their potential and become the leaders of their destiny. Neguyin explains, motherfucker, you need to start fucking rounding up bankers. That's what you need to, you don't need to worry about this self confidence shit. You guys need to fucking focus outward. You need to start pointing fingers.

Here's next generation, stop looking inside for satisfaction. Start pointing and whoever you're pointing at is guilty. Let me help you out. Point, point until your pointer is sore. Yeah, then point at something you haven't before. Yeah. Point if you will at that dumb fucking war. At the point if you will at all of these shills, point point point point and point some

more. Reactions from social media users are mixed. Huh. Like good also. Some women believe that Neguyans win was a reflection of internalized misogyny. Huh. Like good also. Some women believe that Neguyens' win was a reflection of internalized misogyny. Okay. Wait, what?

Dude, this is like, the win is a reflection of internalized misogyny. So they just, yeah, it's so misogynistic that they had, that's, oh my God, a biological male finally entered, we can finally crown the winner. We want to God, I hate, I hate picking one of these horrible women to win. That's the only way men will pay attention to this stupid contest.

So you all know how the left likes to talk about internalized misogyny, asks some lady. This is exactly what it looks like. This is actually what it looks like. Oh, ugly. Just this week, the US court announced that United States of America cannot be forced to include transgenders is, oh God. I'm so, it's going to the cross of the world.

Fucking thinks about us. It's just all we talk about. It's embarrassing. It's fucking embarrassing. The change has been along in bumpy one, green said transgender women are women. Definitely been a long and bumpy one, Green said, transgender women are women. It's definitely been a lumpy one. Because I don't hate them.

My message has always been consistent. My message is this, every person has beauty. I mean, no. Yeah. Not really. Yeah, it doesn't mean they're less of a person. Not everybody was given the same stuff. It's completely... I know every person doesn't have beauty because the computer does the face, tune, app,

and fixes them. Right. So I know that they don't. Well, it's just your standard of beauty that's all fucked up, Dick. Nope. It's math. It's like, yeah, don't tell my dick what it likes. Don't make it dick based.

Yeah, get a steak. Well, whatever. One in six hiring managers have been told to stop hiring white men. A recent survey of a thousand hiring managers in the United States found that one in six caught or about 16%. Well, I think they, okay, I think there might be one or two others who are lying about it. Oh, you think they're lying about this?

I think there's more people who are probably stopping. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think that might be two in six, you know. I mean, I bet one in six doesn't even know that they were told to stop it. Because I was told to stop. I was just told to look for it. No, I suspect it might be higher than that. Additionally, 14% of hiring managers, because you're seeing it in all the, you know, in my industry, you're seeing it in all the big studios and, you know, the, my industry though, you're seeing it in all the big studios and you know, yeah, big time like it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What projects are greenlit? You know, you can definitely have a little race war. Now it's backfiring on you. Is it Hollywood? Me? No. I mean, whoever they are in Hollywood, they cooked up a little race war. Now it's backfiring. Uh-oh. Additionally, 14% of hiring managers said they also have been told to deprioritize. Yeah. White women means. Oh, white women.

Yeah. Deprioritize. So deprioritize. Good. Fuck you. I love that word. I love, I got, I love corporate speak. Yeah.

It's just sick. That pre-bunk. It's so fucking sick. Yeah. The survey published by some scam found that 52% of hiring managers believed their company practices reverse discrimination. Okay. Well, yeah, I mean, sure. So then you, you do it then. Like it's not your company. It's you. Oh, I think my company practices reverse like it's you. You are the one doing it. You know what I mean? Oh, hiring managers believe they're a company. Oh, because you mean they're

the person doing it. Yeah. You never can believe this. My company is doing. Yeah. Racism, unless it was a you are doing racism. Yeah. I mean, unless you're company. Well, it can be like, yeah, you're you're fired. If you don't this, these are our numbers, you're the hiring manager, you're the fucking, you're the key for basically. Yeah, I'm sure there's consequences for not do explicitly doing evil. See, the depression is more sophisticated. There you go.

There you go. Well, you've had longer to think about it. Uh-huh. In addition, the survey found that 50% of high managers have been asked to prioritize diversity over qualifications. Yeah. No, it's, you know, and 53% believe their job will be in danger if they don't hire enough to.

Listen, I, I see this. I see this. I see this. Oh, I got to get some black guys in here. Something. I know a lot of people at different studios, and they'll hear, it's almost like a, oh, it's such a disappointment when somebody,

they've been there for a long time, they're good at their job, they're next in line to like move up to a whatever position in marketing and something like that And then they bring in someone from the outside and like you know that like the the white gay man who is in line for it is Is just got jumped in front of by by like the lesbian Asian woman like really less Asian woman That's what you're going with no no, I mean this is, this is these are things that I know that I've seen. Like, it's not, it's not, it's, it's so obvious where the priority is right now.

It's like, what, you know, you know, gay white men good at their jobs is so, you know, 20th century. Oh, God, damn white people. You can't, don't promote them. Okay, here's some comments. Chris the Kiwi says, you don't have to happen to have mint salad's email address, you can give me. If you have to ask her, please do.

I doubt whether she will give it to you though. I'm not happy with the way she treated me or dealt with me. Oh my God. My Twitter account got suspended, but I can get into that later if you reply to the above. Should we call him?

I don't think he's up. No, he's in sand. He's not happy with the way she's treated me. Boy, he just, I'm not happy with it, yeah. I love how he says that. Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Like everybody hits everybody, nobody treats him right. He's like a mafia guy.

I'm not happy. Yeah, disrespect. Yeah, disrespecting. Yeah, except he's retarded. Let's see here. Yeah. Somebody sent this. Oh, yeah, Sean, a lot of guys sent me this to shove in your face. You know what? A lot of people

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COVID vaccines cause my kind artists and period card artists, but COVID infections do not. 500,000 participants. How about 38 million? What? How about the ox for better? 38 million study. I don't know about that.

I know you don't. This says, this says COVID infections do not. You didn't know that COVID could cause myocarditis. No, I do that. I knew that. COVID infection was not associated with myocarditis or, oh, no. Yeah, I don't know, Sean. There's going to be, just admit, there's going to be all kinds of disclaimers on this.

They're going to say gonna say look the data She looked at six people that it's five hundred thousand said well, you know just oh Israeli study You what you think you're gonna say that this study is bogus a large scale Israeli study Well, they run Israel dick 200,000 unvaccinated adults showed that COVID was not associated. Yeah, they're sick. Look at that shit.

That's from Israel. I'm going to, yeah, it's a, there's going to be a million reasons why that's ridiculous. There's 200,000 reasons right there. Why it's not ridiculous. You don't have to worry about the 200,000. You have to worry about what's going with the methodology. A large population based study, it says, oh, look at that. Look at those numbers.

We did not observe an increased incidence. It's possible. It's possible. This could be the first time you are right with regard to this. I've got to hold time. It's possible. I said it was not. I said it was pointless.

You have guys don't have to worry about it. You have been completely wrong the entire time. Well, like, again, to a degree that I can't even believe. I think that I'm, I think that now that, now it's coming out, now all the lies are coming out. Exactly like I said. Yes. Israel bringing us the truth.

Yeah, that's what they're known for. Yes. Right. That's what they're known for. Yes, right. That's why they called themselves Israel. They just didn't want to go by Jacob anymore. They didn't want to go by shithole in the Middle East. They said, I don't think America, I don't think Americans would get behind a country named shithole. So somebody said, what do we call ourselves Israel, like the Bible?

Yeah, that's a good, like, I probably can't even, no, I shouldn't even talk about that. Oh boy. Well, where do these, where do the names come from? What names? Oh, of countries. You got me, well, no, my nephew's calling.

Well, I mean, they come from words that means, you know, I mean, like, someone's are more self-explanatory, you know, Iceland or, Iceland, yeah. Greenland, Switzerland, right? Yeah, yeah, I heard that. That name come from.

I'm gonna call it an America too. It's from extinct languages or what are dialects that we can like a certain, you know, this means this meant eating utensil or something and it's like, they're like America too's two on the nose. If we call it America, junior. America, but they won't buy it. Wait, wasn't it after America was spooky,

who really didn't have a whole lot to do with America? America, I don't know. I learned that in school, I don't know if it's true. That's true, that's a good point. That's a good point. Let's see here. Oh yeah, this guy says if we find a cave, we can name it. Let me see, so we can find a cave called Maddox Lost,

the name it. Him and my mom says it. Let's see here. Some kind of a video. If you find a cave that's not documented and it actually qualifies as a cave, you get to name it. Really? So about two years ago, I found this cave

of my mom's property and she didn't even know this was here when she purchased this place. Really? And so my mom married to Childers and this used to be Childers land, and I was gonna name it Stump Cave, but since I found it, we named it Lai Barger Children's Stump Cave.

And for a cave to qualify as an actual cave, there has to be at least 50 foot of complete darkness. It looks like a cave. This cave, just barely qualified. Did you measure out there? And I put this section of radio tower here to make it easier to get in and out. Looks like shit.

And there's always been a ton of bones down here. There's a skull down there. Big skull. All right, all right. Wow, so if we find a cave, if anyone has a cave, I would like to buy the naming rights for your cave, to make a Dematics loss cave. Let's see.

This guy says, Max says Kanye's KFC bots encouraging JFC. I don't know what that means. Back again with more news for you, catch this one before it gets taken down, edited. KFC apologizes. What the hell? What did that happen? Oh, KFC apologizes for crystal-knock chicken. That can't be right.

Got down. It's in the guardian. No, that's what I'm looking at. I don't believe anything. No, no, no, no. Apologize is for crystal knocked chicken. I love it. Don't send me any fucking letters with you.

I'm tired of, I'm not responding. I'm not responding. I'm not responding. I'm tired of making people look like hating you. Don't know. Oh, this, this, this, and this. Exactly. I don't know. That's the, that's my whole point with, and this. Exactly, I don't know.

That's my whole point with all of this. Yeah, I'm looking to know. Yes, I know you know. Crystal knocked chicken and cheese promotion. What's the cheese for? You eat the chicken raw, and you know, it's Crystal knocked. Well, you throw frozen chicken through windows. Oh, firm, you know, message to German. That was a pretty good joke.

Chicken through windows. I mean that night of the broken glass, right? Crystal knock like Kai history you fucking idiots. Message German customers. It's a dammit. Suggest they commemorate Nazi atrocities by eating its food. F for real. KFC has apologized for a push notification. What? Oh, send out via its app, inviting German customers to celebrate the anniversary of Nazi crystal knocked palm grom against Jews by ordering fried chicken and cheese.

Oh, it sent the message like out of solidarity, though. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Like to not, you know, to remember the somber time. Yeah. Have some orders and chicken and cheese. Some of the kernels chicken. They just needed more layers to it, you know?

Yes. Cause all companies are doing this. More, yeah, yeah, yeah. You use your more subtle and more, right? Yeah. Of course. Here at KSC. It was classed the way they put it. Yeah, they just messed it up. It sent the message to its customers on Wednesday, the 84th anniversary of the night of broken

glass in which Nazis led gangs in the torching and vandalizing and ransacking of Jewish shops, businesses and synagogues across Germany. The event is seen as the beginning of the Nazi's systematic attempt to annihilate Europe's Jewish population. Were they trying to annihilate the chicken population of Germany? Maybe that's how they did it.

Yeah. KFC reached out to its customers with the message commemorate Crystal knocked. TRIVE YOURSELF, TEMORS SOFT CHEES AND CHRISTMEE CHICKEN. The cheese was over the top. Cheese. We're sorry, un-believeable. We're sorry that we did that. Un-believeable.

About an hour later, it sent out another message apologizing for the first and blaming it on a fault in our system. Oh, it just had like a holiday thing. Cute up, you think? I get it. I don't know. I probably some dumb, just references the calendar. You mean like it's just like polls and then automatically sins?

I bet some stupid chick didn't know what Crystal Moct was. Oh, like some social media intern girl. Dude, there's like distinct possibility that a lot of people do not know what that was. Yeah. A lot. Yes. It has been speculated.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody didn't know what crystal knocked was. God damn. Okay, let me see where he's. He's. Huh. Don't read my name. Good evening to conjon.

During this week's episode, Sean seemed incredulous that that porn guy was in the army. I can confirm that he was. You remember that guy? Yeah, I do, but I was more incredulous. Was this a real thing? Was this guy? Yeah. Was this, but I was more incredulous. Was this a real thing? Was this guy a whole thing? A whole thing?

Yeah. So this guy knew, this listener, he knew that porn guy in the army, phenomenal. I served with him in a reserve unit out of Connecticut. He was the military intelligence officer for my battalion. He was a weird guy that mostly meant well, like most M.I. nerds. I can't confirm it entirely, but I'm at an 85% solution. He's still a major in the reserves. Now he's a cyber officer, which makes it funny.

But he knew him. How long ago? He doesn't say. And he may have only gotten 583 votes total in his district, but he's got over one million views on Pornhub. Wow. Yeah.

Well, what was his, cool. What was his platform? No sex work or sex work? I don't know. He's a different, he, he marketed himself as like a different type of Democrat. There was a weird one though, it was like no alimony or something like that. Really? I don't know.

Was that him? I forget. I didn't think we went over his platform, did we? I know, he had it in the porn. There's not much the army can do to him. Your only subject to military discipline when you're doing official orders. Yeah. As a reservist. Wow.

I always thought some, 18, not working for an entertainment company where it's like, oh, he might have done this outside of his own free and personal time. We're not sure you're gone. Yeah, every other company. Yeah. I always thought some 18 year old private, female private would be the test case for if the It's like, oh, he might have done this outside of his own free and personal time. We're not sure. You're gone. Yeah, every other company. Yeah. I always thought some 18 year old private, female private would be the test case for if the army could discipline a soldier due to after work hours as an only van's model.

But nope. Turns out the 53 year old cyber major will lead the charge on that front. Go fuck yourself. Teeny Fats says, I thought this was downright funny. In my home city of Akron, Ohio, just voted to create a civilian review board to oversee the police department, internal investigations, whatever,

see anything odd in the screenshot of the recommended qualifications for, see potential applicants. To do. applications for. Let's see potential applicants. Okay, this is the recommended applicants for. See anything on the screen should have recommended qualifications for potential applicants. Anything that seems not like the other qualifications, the board will be made up of nine members, the city council of 0.6. So for where? Sorry.

Acron Ohio, the language of issue 10. Does not oppose any requirements. Aside from me, however, there are several recommendations for those who serve, including someone with a police background. Oh, okay. Well, that's nice. Legal expertise, experience working with underserved communities, someone who works in mental health services, someone between the ages of 18 and 35, and someone who identifies as part of the legibita community. Aside from that, so they want a gay, trans cop serving on their police community? Uh, police.

Hmm. I don't even know how to fix that Like I would say put a no just a black guy, but then like no, that's yes, but please taught me that the one a Contra man that's even more of Sadistic we've moved on from island right right because they've got something to prove yeah Here's another agent another guy. Yeah random forms. Why is this a real thing? He says, professional cuddle therapy. I have no idea how the ad for this service appeared, but I clicked on it because surely it's just a gap.

So, got to look at it. Click the link and take into an actual website that someone was paid to design for professional cuddle therapy. Okay, let's see here. Professional cuddle therapy. Dick had by nature immediately thought, immediate thought as well, how do I become a cuddler? Just pay $150 bucks, they say, for basic training to be a professional cuddler. What in the actual fuck, obvious racket is obvious. So take a look at the existing cuddlers.

Instant rage, as it went from maybe a joke to definitely a scam, to, oh my God, they're taking this seriously. It's called thecuddlest.com, nihilism, sense, and sin. Professional cuddl therapy. It's called thecuddleist.com, nihilism, sense, sense. Professional cuddle therapy. Boy, this just seems like an all together bad idea. What do you mean? What is just cuddling people?

I mean, people who are. This is just a, people who want to look around. Reading ground of me too. What's wrong? They chop their dicks off, so they don't accidentally get an erection. Got it.

It's been written about in all these, I should put one of these up on our podcast. The Washington Post, the New York Times, Chicago Tribune Yahoo! College of all-Rotin, Landrider. Oh, right, I got it. Oh, boy. Everyone is the perfect fit for someone.

Dude, this is like, does that strike you? Does that strike you as hilarious? Yes. Yeah. It's called thecuddleist.com. Yeah. Professional cuddle therapy. And they have a bunch of pictures of people

I don't want to cuddle. Look at this guy. You see this guy on the top right? I do. Let me see if I can put him up. Let me see. Ah, come back. It's a school.

Oh, it's a school. Well, I mean, in rolling cutlass train, this is always what it's like in throw. It's like a Fred Willard. It's like Fred Willard's gay brother. He's doing a gay character. Isn't that weird? This guy's cuddling a dog.

He wants to cuddle so bad. There's this black lady cuddling, a white guy. Don't forget a big Twitter following. You better watch his ass. This is a white guy that looks like Mr. Girl getting cuddled by this black lady with her tits on his neck. Look, that's the only one that's sexual. This is like sad looking white guy.

You see it? Yeah. And this black chick, like looking down at him. All, like she cares about him. Yeah. Yeah. Then there's just chicks having fun. This is so weird. Look at this white guy.

I'm sorry. What's he, he looks like he's holding back a shit. I know. Yeah. Then there's nobody else in that picture, right? And then here's this little Asian bitch wearing a sloth outfit. Oh, God. Don't you see yourself in this continuum of dysfunction?

Click our link now. Okay. Everyone is the perfect fit for someone. Each professional codler is as unique. You want to get one of these people in here? Is as unique as our clients. Yes. Take your time to ask questions and communicate what you're looking for

in a cutling session. Just like dry-humping, right? You know, I mean it's open to interpretation. You know, what constitutes? Is there a clear and has this been ruled on by the courts? What is the definition of cuddling? Yeah, right. I mean, 80% low, like, like the second amendment, each professional cuddler, is there to listen, comfort, can solve, encourage and journey with you throughout every cuddle.

Remember to pursue positive emotions and listen to your unmet needs. Your professional codler will be direct and honest with you about what they have to offer you with their cuddle therapy. Is this just a fucking escort service? There'll be dreadiness. Honest with you about what they have to offer.

Probably depending on what you look like, how weird you are, then it's like, I don't know. No, it's not. It's not. Shakwan is the first one on their page, certified cuddleist from Wichita, Kansas. Shakwan's passion in life has always been

to the end of the day know that she has actually made a difference in someone's life. Also to make people realize that they really do matter. Certified cut a list. Certified. And then, Ali, on Drow. All these people have paid a bunch of fucking money to do this. To become this. Really?

Is this a stock foot? Is this whole thing a prank? I know, it looks like it, huh? I mean, it's a lot of work to go into, you know, I guess I grab all the massed heads from the newspaper. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty easy to search for, but. What does it take to become a cuddling practitioner?

Okay. And roll in our training. Yeah. Yeah, if this is a joke. They, oh, whoa, it just went right back to, that was me. Oh, that was you. Oh, it's gonna say, okay, let's see here.

This is for real? Type form. Okay, yeah, it's gotta be. I'm Val Lennon-Wenazzo. Co-founder and creator of the certification program for Cuddlest, founded along with my business partner, Adam Lippen. Cuddlest is a training program and a community of professional

Augustine. I know. Could you be on the emerging field of professional cutlin? They couldn't have waited. Or of what we do. Or is that why? It's very difficult to master the ability to be aware of their own wants and needs so that they can show the way for others to do the same. Professional cutlin requires exquisite attention to one's own state while the exquisite attention requires the ability to create safety, respect, and trust. I don't think that word means what you think of games.

You live in our world. Exquisite. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark.

It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. Many people in our culture suffer from the effects of stress. Oh God! Yeah, I'm feeling the effects right now. Age just to name a few. Uh-huh. How many cutler's can I get? I'm the safest and most cost-effective.

At once. I have a healthy, exquisite appetite. Yeah, cutler. Cutler's symptoms is through helping. Can we all you got? Give me the fattest color you have. Otherwise, no. Bring that bitch out here.

Every human is hiding. Tell her to come in through the back. Don't take the have. Otherwise, no, it's not. Bring that bitch out here. Every human is coming through the back. Don't take the stairs. They can't take it. Go around the yard. All right. Good. Okay. Well, what a sick world.

I'm signing up. This is judge-dread level. Shit. Comic book. Not the movies. Yeah. I've never read a link book. Oh, comic's great.

Is it? It is a... On point, it was, he was made as a parody. Judge Shredd was made as like a parody in the CDs. Yeah, how do you see that? Like where society was going? Yeah. For the UK, specifically, is a UK comic.

Oh, I didn't have like, they have very, even back then, they had like 1984 had a similar vibe of like draconian surveillance and like obedience and allegiance to the state. Judge Dredd was created as like a satirical version of that. But it's like, it's fucking perfect. In America, I think it's exactly something I'd see in there. Okay, I'll see you guys. Baz, Christian dating lol, don't read my name. Whoops, I'm an F-sler. Oh God. Oh, I should probably heard that lady's dogs.

I'm an F-sler in the lame ass sense. I found God. In the lame ass sense. I don't know what that means. Do you? Is it like the South Park sense with all the fucking Harley riders? Like that means lame.

Oh yeah, I made it on a mail. I think it's unnecessary then. I found God after being secular my whole life. What? Well, you can unfu- lose him again. I mean, you should get bastard. Get him off your tail.

I guess under the right circumstances that could probably happen to somebody. 30 years old after a Christian chick to do life with. You guys need to start fucking using complete sentences. This is outrageous, right? I've found God after being secular my whole life. 30 years old, comma, after a Christian chick to do life with. By, to do life with it.

I'm 30 years old. I want a Christian. I mean, you could say, chick, fine, I let that slide. He wants that. To spend my life with. Yeah. Don't be embarrassed. To do life with.

Don't fucking sneak your ideas out. What in the federal prison system? I would like a prison woman to spend my life with. That's how you say that. Stop being a fucking pussy. But he found God because he wants a Christian woman or did a Christian woman to a Christian woman to help him find God.

I hear that church has all these fucking horrors that just wanna marry you and fuck you forever. Yeah, I mean, is that right? Is that, wow, they nailed it, huh? I know, I guess. They're all over the Midwest, all these beautiful women that love you and have no problems. Got my first Christian date tomorrow,

and I've spazzed on how to conduct myself, which led to, you know, I think he's fucking spazzing out the keyboard right now. Sure, it's her kidding. I've spazed on how to conduct myself, which led to a YouTube rabbit hole, which led me to writing this email. Okay. I'm not after advice. I come bearing gays.

Yeah. ADVISE. Okay. This video. This video. I love that you subtly read it like that where I'm like, yeah, that's interesting. You're fucking problems.

I have a hard line. If I'm telling people not to put themselves out, you know, unnecessarily, I'm telling people not to put themselves out, you know, unnecessarily, I'm not fucking doing it. The video, I come bearing gifts. This video is a Christian couple giving advice on Christian dating. They clearly hate each other and it hurts to watch. It's on the nose and performative.

You can see the man's soul die and the woman's and the women's pathological insanity throughout. Enjoy and kill yourself. Okay. Okay. Well, he brought it. He brought it around. What happened here?

What happened here? It's finished. What is this? Non-negotiable and I hate it already. Non-negotiable. He's like, get the fuck away from me. He's like that UK military harassment. And that was the last one. Yeah, yeah, it was a good one.

Nate and Sutton, non-negotiables, and post-reface. You think God is cool with that? Just, I don't think God is saying. I don't think God is cool with that? Just, I don't think God is saying. I don't think God is cool. Insane grammatical typos in his honor, in his message. You know. Like you think God's just like, yeah, put apostrophes wherever you want.

Non-negotiable apostrophe S in Christian dating and marriage. Non-negotiable is what? Rules anymore. It's non-negotiable's in. Yeah. Non- you care about what? Rules anymore. It's not negotiables in. Yeah. Not negotiables in, okay. And then, Cemy, Colin, Christian dating and marriage. Yeah.

You spend all this time, like you have to learn all these rules about not going to hell and you can't fucking punctuate anything for your 200,000 subscribers. Give me a fucking break. Yeah. Ew! What are you doing?

So, babe, things are going really good. Okay, so he's gay. I just had a question for you. Okay. What are your thoughts on the president? Oh, Bob. Oh, shit. What did he say?

Can you turn it up a little bit? Yeah. What are your thoughts on the president? On the president? I think he was just such a sweet little old man. He's a pedophile. What is going on? Oh, hey, hey, hey, what are you wearing?

Of course they have a lab or doodle. That's not from her. That's too short. What the heck? Yeah, so this is what Christians want. Yeah, yeah. Dude, just how, like how can you, it's such a paradox to believe in God

and then like this content exists. You know what I mean? No, no intelligent deity would allow this to exist. These people would instantly be liquefied. It's just, it's just sickening. It's worse than any sort of, it's worse than any moral violation that ends people in hell, this video. Do you see how hard he was flexing during this intro?

So they're showing like how perfect their life is in their model home. This is supposed to be a parody. No way. I mean, are they, is it like, well, I want to see the rest of it because you're like, what are your thoughts on the president? Okay, so when he's kicking back, he's kicking back at his desk. And of course he has a bunch of fucking cameras. Old school cameras up there because he's selling

to photography. He's so sensitive. Okay. Look at how hard he's fucking flexing. Yeah, big time. This is how arms look when you go up normally. This is how, yeah. He's totally flexing.

Vanity, bro, you're going to help with that. You burning it out. You're burning in Satan's hellfire. Return it for that. That's a good one. Motherfucker, this is seventh layer of fucking hell. Christian counseling, yeah. Oh, God.

Christian counseling at better health. Oh, God. Better health is that like scam. Yeah. It's online, yeah. Where you just talked to other people. I think you're supposed to, it's supposed to be a therapist, but you know, like, hopefully it's,

I think they get better help training to be a therapist though. I mean, then they have to call them something specific. Look at this, you think God is happy about this? No, no. If you were God, would you be really happy about what's going on here in your name? Oh, no, I don't think so. I'm not negotiables.

I don't put your kids out as meat shields, you fucks. What's up, guys? Nate's back with another video. And today we're talking about the non-negotiable stuff. Oh, you fucked it up. Uh-huh. Who thought that would be a good idea?

Oh, are you gonna say it? I don't even know. But the real today we're talking about the non-negotiables for Christian dating in specific. Yeah. And what do you think? This guy's super gay, right? Yeah.

I mean, yeah, I don't you have to be I mean some ideas of as you're dating and as you're looking for that that someone Things that you need to keep in mind you to watch out for so you don't find yourself what Heroin yeah, there's a question from our last video. When we were asking you guys to ask us questions that we've never answered, this is one of the questions we're like,

oh, we can do a whole video about that. Oh, God, fix your cleft palate, you fucking bitch. So we invented our own way. You believe that? I don't know. You know who does a great making fun of speech impediments? Although she doesn't call it making fun of them. Mad Cux? My mom. Oh, really? Because't call it making fun of them mad cooks my mom. Oh really?

Because she's a Speechless she can imitate anyone's speech impediment that's and she does it. I would love to see that so go I shall like go and noise here as like a craftsman to hear an adult with one so she'll go because you can fix it Cuz you can fix it yeah, yeah job. Yeah,. Yeah. So it's like somebody's just a contractor, it's like this dick is fucked, right? So it's like this, they did this and she's like, oh listen to this, aw, aw, aw, aw, I got like dude again,

she's like no, I'm not making fun of them. Yeah, I'm just telling you how frustrating so you can hear, I got like okay. Yeah. How much could a banana cost? So she does like $10. So it's like she's like a speech therapist, right? Yeah.

I know pathologist, but then she helps them fix it. Yeah, so I grew up hearing imitations of everybody, the slightest problem. Yeah. But she wrote, she doesn't know what I wrote. I imagine they'll probably come out to be pretty similar if we don't have a few of the same, I'd be surprised, but shall I go first since I'm a girl?

Like that guy. So he's first, so go ahead. That's a joke. All right. So my first one is They must be a Christian slash believer Is that one of yours? I have more a lot more to say than that. I know I'm not done But I'm saying is that one of yours. Yeah. Oh, it is. Okay.

This is pain. This must be a question. Why are you were fucking looking up YouTube videos like this? It's like this. It must be a believer. Yeah. Christ. May or may not be obvious to some of you guys, but I have lived and seen what happens to a couple

that are not equally yoked. The Bible even calls us and instructs us to be equally yoked. Equally, that kind of yoked. I remember who was married to a non-believer and it ended disastrously. And the repercussions that- Because a believer was not having to go through for the rest of their life is unbelievable.

All because they didn't align on this major point. Yeah, so that was one of mine too. I gotta know more. I was looking for a Christian, but I feel like in today's world, that term is very... She's already got problems with it. Yeah, you know. Right. The women you think giving them this like

story about like a god would keep them in line already. Already she's fucking around. She's got her own version already. Already. It's like what does that really mean to be a Christian? So specifically what I was looking for is a Christian leader. Like someone that has a relationship with Jesus That goes to church that reads their Bible that does just call themselves a Christian But it's like walk in the walk talking talk like I wanted I was looking for leadership Because if I'm looking for marriage and the man is called to lead the household like I wanted a good one

And I want it okay, okay, okay, please kill yourselves called to lead the household like I wanted a good one. And I wanted to. Okay, okay. Please kill yourselves. Thank you for sending that. I hope your date went well. Hope you find it. I've been so into hope. Do life with.

You who answer here. Yeah. Goliarum says conflict in Ukraine at university. Hey, Dick and John, something really liberal just happened at my university. Oh, wow, that's exciting. I'm in a biology major. So all that talk about climate change

and all that shit around it is very occurring in class. Yeah, well biology. I mean, it's very occurring. I guess what I'm talking about is very occurring in class. Yeah. The fuck does that mean? I don't know. Maybe maybe neither of these people speak English is their first language. The OBS just crashed. Let's see here. Back now. Okay. Hey, Dijon. Is very occurring in class. Oh, I'll start it over because I don't know how much of that they heard. Something really liberal just happened in my university and I'm a biology major.

So all that talk about climate change and all that shit around it is very occurring in class nonsense sentence. We had an exam two months ago where the last question was, see, this is what I mean. Okay. We had an exam two months ago where the last question was, and then no comma, capitalize eight. How do you think that conflict in Ukraine is impacting its biodiversity? And what?

Oh, God. And what? And what do would you do? What would you do to restore it? And what would you do? He said, he said, what do? And what do would you do to restore it? And what would you do? He said, he said, what do and what do would you do to restore it? No question mark. Pretty benign question, if you ask me, but do you

know who didn't think so? The Ukrainian student in our class, of course. Apparently, the fact that the teacher put conflict in the test instead of war was enough to trigger this bitch. She rallied pretty much every girl in our class to go to the director and say that what the professor did was hate speech on Ukrainians. Since the word conflict downplays, what is actually happening and is worded in a way that comes off, comes off as if Ukraine

has any fault at what's occurring between them in Russia. She also said she fells unsafe around the teacher now, Tietcher now. Okay. Long. You're so good at this. Long story short, the Tietcher has been suspended two months. Oh, and is required to apologize to her personally for what he did to come back. I'm sorry, your potato sucking, um, uh, middleie, I'm sorry that your potato sucking Eastern

European hillbilly comrades out there in Nazi Ukraine are getting fucked over by a bunch of 18 year olds who can't drive a car, let alone a tank. Sorry about that. I'm sorry that your country elected a comedian who's a joke instead of a man and that he's using your country to launder money to Biden and Pelosi and everyone in the country using your country like a cum rag. You stupid bitch. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that that happened and then I can call it what it is.

Gross. Gross. I didn't. Depression commentary. Hey, there's a last one. Hey, let's analyze one. Hey, Dick and Sean. You had someone email to the show today talking about depression.

And Sean made an offhand comment along the lines of if what you're doing isn't working for you, then what do you have to lose trying something else? I agree with you. With the implication being that something else is therapy. I mean, you've made no secret about what I, you know, I'm kind of a broken record on that. Yeah, I don't think this is criticism of you. Oh, no, I'm just saying.

You don't have to infer. I mean, that's generally where my mind goes. I just wanted to share some of my experiences with therapy. Why I will never go back. I'm sure he has valid reasons. I have seen several therapists in my life. Here's the last four I saw and why I stopped seeing. One was grossly incompetent and the therapy sessions

consisted of her printing off paper copies of CBT, DBT related Wikipedia pages for me to read. Okay. Well, what is that cognitive behavioral therapy and directive particular, what is DBT? I forgot. Cognitive behavior. Yeah, yeah.

So she printed off Wikipedia pages for him to read at home. What, my question, my only question would be, was it, is it to see if any of these, was it specific things that maybe should, does any of this strike accord with you? Dialectic behavioral therapy. Okay. Like a, like a borderline personality disorder. You like an avoidant person, you know what I mean? Like does any of this strike accord with you?

Yeah, but if it's just generalizing out, there's this Wikipedia thing. That's pretty obnoxious. Yeah. You think a borderline personality disorder person is going to be receptive to printouts of a fucking Wikipedia. Yeah. Doctor. I don't think so. You have to tailor it to them specifically and trick them and looking it out on their

own. One was a crazy hippie who had decided within five minutes of meeting me that my parents are Nazis. Great. And told me that I would have to cut all contact with them. Yeah. Holy shit. I would have to cut all contact with them. Yeah, holy shit. If I ever wanted to be happy, that right there is exactly what you do not, what a therapist should never do.

Well, your parents are Nazis. You got to cut off all contact with your parents. Yeah, support. That's a structure. I'm your, look at my eyes. I'm your new support structure now. Yeah. And she's doing that all day. Yeah.

Every day. All is he? 2365 days. And he's, I'm for the sake of argument. I'm assuming he's going to license therapists. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say no. I don't know. Well, I mean, they should have a license displayed. Where I get them. You want to lie? I get you a license by I know what you mean, but I know what you mean. One told me to kill myself. Oh my God, all right buddy.

Or to be more precise suggested I should see things from their point of view when other people told me to kill myself. Oh, okay. Well, it's going on in this guy's life. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, God, my puzzling injury. Oh, well, I, I, I'm sure I believe he, I believe a lot of people have had bad experiences with, with therapists. Yeah. I've known you have certainly certainly not infallible. And there's certainly not all good. There's no doubt about it. I don't publish any like, like like rates though, like here is, like look at how much better this person's happier. Well, you know, every other industry has that. What do you mean like, it's much some numbers.

Well, but it's, it's cell phone companies have got, our customers are more satisfied. Well, yeah, but here's our satisfaction index of our therapy. It's up to each person how much they've been able to help their life. You know what I'm saying? It's not one of the season numbers. It's not really a numbers thing.

It's everything's a numbers thing. How much? Well, you can certainly misrepresent numbers. One told, oh yeah, one started making really creepy Gabe. Ah! Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're the one showing me all these dirty pictures. Creepy gay. Ha! Okay. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You're the one showing me all these dirty pictures.

Just started making really creepy gay passes at me in a session. As a non-therapist, I'll say this is your fault for picking terrible therapists. I later found out that his credentials were fraudulent! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Or possibly, I just didn't notice that he was un-credentialed. All right. pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro.

I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. to see, like, but how you gonna verify that? You're like, you're like, you can't 100%.

If you're, I mean, unless you wanna do the legwork, unless you wanna do that kind of like work. I'm so depressed, I'm like, kill myself. I don't know how to do that. People are not gonna do that. That's why I'm in therapy. You're gonna have to make, you're gonna have to make the, take the gamble that, like, what's on their wall is legitimate

and everything kind of lines up with that. This creepy homosexual printed out of fake diploma. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, insurance didn't cover any of these and all of them were about $200 an hour. Oh, that's ridiculous. You don't pay 200 an hour in California. Really?

Yeah. No. No, no, no, out of pocket rate. It's pockets. How does out of pocket less? It's the charge Generally, it's about one twenty five. Oh, it's like the rate. Yeah, yes 200 is not that's you know summer summer a little more summer summer less. Yeah, you can go to you can also go to graduate Institutes summer less, you can go to, you can also go to graduate institutes. Well, students, well, they can correct this on you.

They just haven't taken their test yet. They have all the, they're accumulating the hours and review, you know, they're overseen. It's like a, you can fuck with them. I can't remember how many, how many, it's thousands and thousands of hours to, but it's like they're, they're graduates and they, they will do it for like a sliding scale. So you can, you can get it a lot cheaper. You can feel like I'm so broke. You can find. There's one in Los Angeles called Phillips Graduate Institute. That's where I first started. Yeah, it was very good.

Can you try to like trick them? You can always try to trick them. You can always try to trick them. That'd be fun. I mean, yeah, the idea is to not try to trick them. Wow, you know, I mean, but like if you want to, of course you can try to trick them. It's really easy to say try something new. What's the worst thing to happen? But when you're vulnerable, you're dressed.

Yeah. And you're putting your trust in the hands of a stranger that's actually quite a bit that could happen. Yes. Yeah, you could get raped by this gay guy. Yeah. The thing about the first thing that therapy is supposed to do is to maybe help you see a little bit of hope

that there might be a pinpoint of light at the end of the tunnel. You know, it's not there, but it's like, if there's a pit and maybe it's not a train. Maybe it's not the headlights of an oncoming train, which is what you kind of think, you know, all the, and it is. So it's not, yeah, the last thing they should do when you're starting is like push you in any kind of direction. Break up. You know what you need to do? Should never fucking come out of their mouths ever. That's why whenever someone talks about therapy these days, I give them my

alternative. Just hire a hooker. Both costs several hundred dollars an hour. Both won't actually fix your problems, but one will pretend to be nice and let you touch her boobs. Therapy hookers, the biggest solution in the universe, I do think that therapy hookers would be huge. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it would be well, good luck getting that. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good.

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He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's sorry. That's me. That's me. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Let's see, there were some fat women that got kicked out of a club. Pretty.

Oh yeah, these ladies, they got turned away from the club for being too curvy. Let's see here. Oh, okay, here we go. That was like, I'm. Come on girls. So we're feeling absolutely sick to our stomachs about what happened last night. So we're here to share with you what happened. I got invited to highlight room last night for my friends birthday.

It was a group of like, oh, you got to see these. Sorry. Oh, wait, that's fine. Okay, I'm good. Um, let me start it over. Oh, oh, oh. So there are two women, a white woman, with one of those tops.

Is she white? Italian, what do you think she's doing? She's got some, I mean, there's something. Something not totally white, and then like Maui is behind her Maui. Yeah That's your get Maui. No Maui. Maui. Demi. God. I'm not really Maui is beyond that. That's out the Civic. Oh man There you are. All right. Hi guys. So we're feeling absolutely sick to our stomachs about what happened last night So we are here to six weeks stomachs share with you what happened.

I got invited to highlight room last night. A lot of sick. It was a group of like 15 girls. I was they can't even fit in the frame. Oh, yeah. Okay. Definitely the biggest in the group waiting in line to meet up with the promoter. I went into Ella.

It was like amazing. We're going to have so much fun up there. So the promoter starts letting in the whole group of girls and right when it gets to me at the front, the bouncer puts the rope in front, looks me up and down and says, yeah, not tonight. I wanted to make sure he wasn't confusing. He knew that I was a part of the group that he was letting in. So I let him know and he looked me up and down one more time and said, yeah, not tonight. And at that point, it was extremely apparent what was going on.

And I was being discriminated against because of the size of my body. So I'm confused my what's going on. Let me talk to him. So we switch. Look at that. That's his job. Nobody wants probably a fire code violation. Oh God.

Or a wildlife regulation. Or a wildlife regulation. Or wildlife regulation. And then the keeping of domestic hippos. Okay, so this one, this is the, well, she's white so she could be fatter than I'm sorry. So our hitching post is broke last week. You have, we don't have anywhere for you to tie your buffalo. Yeah, it wasn't a row. It was an hitch, right? Okay. Which spots I go to the front of my high

search is us for like what's going on? super calm and he's like looked at me up and down was like not tonight and I was like what do you mean not tonight? Give us an answer. We didn't know why and to be honest with you, we're tired of playing safe and we're tired of just letting this happen and not be tired because you're 600 pounds. For other times I know you happen to have a heart for your jeans on. It's tiring as well and it is not okay and we're not doing this because we're complaining we can't get into how we don't care. It's for that girl or that person that's bigger

who does not have a voice. And does it have a following? And does it have the connects or model friends or is a model or like we understand we're privileged. That's what I'm saying. This is okay. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. How we got turned away to club and LA for being curvy. The highlight club, everyone called the highlight club and tell them what a tremendous job ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Walking around like this, what if I go to a club and I happen to have some tater tots in my pocket? I don't want to I'm ravenous will debased tearing my pants apart like a hot end to an antelope Look at how angry this bitch is. Yeah, uh, can we find that balancer and get him on yeah, not tonight. Oh That's like a baseball fantasy camp God, balancer fantasy camp, but they just send fat chicks

not tonight. Yeah, not tonight. You're out of here. You're out of here. Okay, maybe one more. Mm. I think I just played that one. The sun, fat, trolled, Disney World outfit,

inappropriate. Oh, that should be good. Right. Declan says, so rude. So rude. I'm fat and was trolled for what I wore to Disney World. They said it was inappropriate. But it's only because I'm big. Yeah. That's because the outfits too small. Who said Disneyland, I guess? Really? This is the video.

Why would... Why do they have to put so much base in this already? She's talking about the Jews maybe, who's they? Well, they said it's pretty... Pretty ambiguous. It's wearing the most disgusting outfit you could wear at that size. Oh, okay.

A mini skirt with slits that like... Relief slits. Right. Motion relief slits. It's a technical term and again, clothing. It's this, it's this top that they wear that just looks like a hefty bag like collected around the midsection. Okay.

And it's like luckily propped up to cover the flapjack tits. That's a decent description. Thank you. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

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Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Goodancing and being fat. Um, they people flock to Disney World every day. So me and my mate just under 500

upon you two hours. What? Oh, wait, people flock to Disney World every day to experience a bit of magic. But one woman was left feeling less than great when she got home. Sam Page, a plus of magic. But one woman was left feeling less than great when she got home. Sam Page, a plus-size model shared a video online showing off her outfit in front of Cinderella's

castle. They had to say that because you couldn't see the castle. But it wasn't the magic location that got people talking. No shit, this is fucking gross. The faces gross, the ears look like tiny little chicken nuggets on the top of her head. They reverse this photo or why is Sam backwards? Oh yeah, yeah, it must be reversed it. Okay.

Oh God. Oh man. Oh, this is a cute one. Oh, look at these sausage fingers. I know. I know there's all these. It's like, it's like her knuckles are connected by marshmallows. You know, there's like, that's where they're and then the joint and then another marshmallow and then a joint. Doesn't it look like the top is like Photoshopped on? Yeah. Like you can't tell what's holding it up. the top is like Photoshopped on? Yeah. Like you can't tell what's holding it up. So you just like have to pray.

Yeah. God, I hope whatever's holding that top up doesn't come loose. I'll clap as hard as you want, Tinkerbell. The model and influencer was slammed by people who thought her outfit was inappropriate. It's massively inappropriate. So they just, so her followers. So followers just fucking yeah or whatever.

Sam is racked up to three million followers on tic tac where she often posts clips promoting body positivity and self love. That's not enough followers for all that. But when the influencer and model started showing off her Disney World outfit, she was quickly slammed. Oh, by trolls. We called her look inappropriate. In the video, Sam is... They're all Disney World.

Yeah, you fucked up Disney World. Why dress so inappropriate when you're at a theme park for children? That's an outfit you'd wear in an adult gathering. Because she's a horrible narcissist who fucking has to be a door and look, I mean, this is why they do this. Just go to fucking Disney World. Yeah, because she's a horrible narcissist who fucking has to be a door to look. I mean, this is why they do this. Just go to fucking Disney World. Just go to the New World. Good enough. It's just another setting. Throw you in the tank. It's just

another film set for you starring in your own movie every fucking day. Okay. All right, one more attractive. Oh, I already played that one. Plus, plus size tiktokker shamed in tight green pants. I'm plus size and haters say my tummy looks like a butt in these men. Oh my God. Well, it looks like a butt. That's perfect.

That's absolutely perfect. Let's see what the explanation for the butt is. It looks like a space balls where, you know, where his head's on backwards. It's like my butt in the front. Yeah, that's the only reason. What do you mean, tell me my ass was so big? As it's said, I just want to inform you that I did not get a call back

for the good American casting call. Congratulations to everyone. It does look like she's. I know, actually, she's also one of those girls who's weirdly fat. Like myself, I'm here to tell you, welcome to my life. She's also one of those girls who's weirdly fat. Like myself. Yeah. To tell you, welcome to my life. That's amazing. That is a total ass.

Fits on backwards. The ass on backwards. How'd you do that? But Stella's confidence in herself paid off as she tearfully updated fans that she ultimately did receive an invitation to be considered for a Kardashians. Oh, she gets on my mind. I wonder why. So this is just another ad for the Kardashians thing for fat women.

Yeah. Did she have like a, did she like suddenly lose a shit ton of weight and like her skin wouldn't stretch back? Is that how that fucking happened? I don't, this is a sickening. Dude, like the rest of her does, she's not, she's very weirdly fat is all I'm saying. Why is there so much there?

And why is she like sucking her gut in here? And then it's like all like collecting at the bottom, like, she's like, glass melting. Like her arms and legs, like, I don't think they're that big that would that would warrant a fucking ass

Stomach like that. It's my ass China Stomach I don't know what it really can't tell that this is her front and not her butt. I Know I I can't even articulate it. It's and the stomach stuff's having serious also gone, or something's gone wrong. Yeah, there's all, there. You can go on right over here.

Yeah, there's something that's, okay. If I stopped and thought about, if I stopped and thought about was flattering, to the world each time I got dressed, I'd be miserable. Y'all hate, I'm happy. Well, y'all hate, I'm happy. Well, y'all hate, I'm happy. You just, you didn't have to take the picture and put it out there,

especially when there's like a big, you could've worn like a refrigerator box or something, not like a pants that have ass on them. Another one, this is, this is weird. She legit has a front ass. All right, yeah, that's it everybody. This is, oh my God, a third, Bob. Okay, thanks for listening,

Patreon or Comp slash to Dick so I'll see you next Tuesday. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I feel like I'm still a little me the light is you It's burst of I feel I fly away So boom, now we back to the room You made this? Scarface? I don't even like you I think it's a real song, I got a funny song Yeah, you do this play clubs And that day's how I never get a friend, but am I supposed to? I think I still have a friend, but am I supposed to? I think I still have a friend, but am I supposed to?

I feel like flying away. But I found out what you did already. I think you saw it. And I took it and I threw it out the window. Six more times that I cut you so I start ripping pieces and I come out not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I lost my voice today. From screaming at you I too much. Yet it was you trying to get out my crutches. I saw some of those I could wish you said. But somehow I still can't cut it off. She don't love me the light that she had sposed up. Do you think he's like pretending to be black? Did he sing it? That's his way of talking.

Kinda smooth. Sparse to the hell like a... I like this phone drive. And that's as they way dark, kinda smooch, it's better to have a look at it I like this full-dry, I like it Look at me, look at me, I think I still love you I like the first, I think I still love you I like how I love you, I think I still love you That's why I'm so close to you I do the same. Yeah.

The way, the way, the way. That I'm still for the two. One. Do do. Do do. Do do do. Do do do. So now I'm relaxed. Me too.

Yeah. I don't have any problems at all. No. You got to put that in the club. Yeah. You know, everybody would get along. Everybody would let everybody end of the club. Bouncer would be a cool like you.

Yeah, this club ever. Come on in. Crammed in there. Yeah. Uh, isn't that crazy? Did that. and crammed in there. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? But they did that. Those two that chicks went on Instagram. So complaining about not,

I mean, I don't know if it's crazy. It's kind of what expected, isn't it? I guess, but like, then you, what do they do when they turn off that video? They just gotta go like keep telling each other how, well, I believe that they didn't let us in. We're fine. We're fine as hippos. Okay. Hey, this is your own D.P. What makes me a raider spray?

Fucking hate them. A fucking hate marching band music. Fucking hate brass instruments. If you're not a jazz band or doing ran chair of fucking music. Okay. The only people that like parades are women. So why any man should have to go into them and why and veterans would have the great idea of throwing a fucking parade that a bunch of children can go in and then every parade has the car show, which anybody can fucking sign up for because I saw a money car low and a shitty one at that.

Yeah, it was good and deemed to all stickers and show over it. It's not a fucking nice car. It's a shitty fucking mod car low. Anyhow, yep, that's been the last two hours of my fucking day. It's cold and I hate marching band music. Yeah, making a whole lot of sense, D.P. God, they're bad. He's usually pretty right on. Yeah, he a whole lot of sense, D.P. God, they're bad. He's usually pretty right on.

Yeah, he's right on all the time. Here we go. Another favorite. The phrase veteran day, and although I only was in the military for two years, I don't have a chip in my shoulder about it. Just embarrassing when people say that phrase. Thank you for your service. Oh, yeah, I could see being embarrassed.

Yeah. It's kind of all lane. But I'm just having an additional father day. That's nice. The wife does nice things for you and the house. I'm just going to say what makes me a rage is people who didn't think I had a food can't cook all of the food that we sold to veterans.

I mean, again, I was only two years. I got my honorable, I got out. But there are people like my brother. He made about 12 days in bootcamp, probably thinking about it as a very little who's going to be one of these 12 days. I got kicked out as only a few days. He just couldn't pass it. Which means he shouldn't laugh to get it. And if you went to boot camp, beat King Daze and got washed out,

this was a never-talk about it. How do you get kicked out of boot camp? It's a fucked up measure. Like physically you just can't. Let me wash them out. I guess that's, you can't climb over that wall. Maybe so, maybe just, there's no way you can be brought up to any kind of a standard

that they're looking for. I didn't know that there was like a standard. I mean, I, it's, it's lowered. Yeah. Like everything else is, I think, is it's, I'm questioning if I could pass the standard, but this is like for 18 year old, 20 year old guys, I'm 42. Yeah. I think I could, I think I could pass any standard that the army's handing out. So my cousin you know my cousin who's a firefighter, right? Yeah. So when he went through the you know like the the physical test or whatever like that. Mm-hmm. You know like he finished like you know he finished high, but he wasn't like the top guy and as far as like the the physical test or whatever the fitness

test where they got to you know do a fucking hose, climb over this fucking thing or something like it takes. It's fairly, fairly, fairly, fairly grueling, right? Well, after he was a firefighter for a while, I guess he went back to where we're doing like for a new, I don't know, recruits is the wrong word, where people trying to pass the test and everything like that. And he's like, he's like, God, it looks like they fucking changed to the ton. And so like he decides, like after everybody's done, he says that he's, he is going to, he's like, I'll do it.

But you're still in pretty good shape and stuff like that. But it had been, you know, a few years. And he said he destroyed the fastest time. Like it was just like, it easier. So much easier. Yeah and he said he destroyed the fastest time. Like it was make it easier and easier. So much easier. Yeah. He was like, I was ridiculous. Why even have one? Yeah.

Why even have the fucking thing that you have to wash out of? I don't know. I'm going to told that story very, I don't know if it's perfectly accurate, but it was, then result was that it was significantly easier and only several, you know, a few years from from when he did it. You know, to know me about that voicemail though, is when army guys use army slaying. Yeah. Like when he said, I got my honorable. I don't use, I was honorably discharged. Yeah. You know that you know that we, that that's how everyone outside the army says it.

Yeah, he received an honorable discharge. Yeah. You know that I got my honorable, is like an army thing. It's probably a ston, like, probably try to big league us with your army terms. I don't know. I don't know that there was that much thought put in it. That's my problem with it. Yeah. Is that there was not thought put into it. I remember who you're talking to. Yes. I get it. All right. Uh, okay. Here we go. Last one. Hey, Dick. Hey, Sean. Hey,

what's up? Uh, I got a rage and a, I guess a revelation at the same time. Oh, it's the banging your cousin meme. Okay. So obviously everyone knows like, I guess people on the left are always sitting on like oh those dumb Republican Subinners are always like banging their cousin. Yeah, no, it's not like a weird insult to me. Yeah His cousins are hot. You don't go around saying like oh, I bet you like bang your mom or you like bang your dad Oh, you're always fucking your relatives or something like it's a weird insult your dad, all you're always fucking your relatives or something. I get so weird insult.

But it's because of the insult because they're fine with you fucking your cousin. All you gay or an F-sler are not allowed to. They're gonna be like, oh, you're using your cock in this one way that like I find her. You're right. Immoral and I think it's so wrong. You're right. Your sexuality is depraved. You're right. You're sexuality is depraved.

You're depraved. I can't call you gay though. So you're fucking your family. I don't know. Yeah, but he's right. I'm annoying. Fuck that insult. It's gay.

All right. Good show. See you. Okay. So, so if you're a Republican Ryan or like a regular guy All right, good show, see you. Okay, see ya. Okay, so, so okay. If you're a Republican, right? Yeah, if you're like a regular guy.

Yeah. Like you gay ass, like you're gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, you're gay. That's what's wrong with you, you're gay. Yeah. So, liberals can't say you're gay, because that's homophobic, right? Oh, okay. But do you think that, do you think liberals want to say that they're gay? But it's all under the, it's all under the species of perverse sexuality. Like they're not, like when you say you're gay, I think they're saying you're retarded

because you're fucking your, you know, I mean, still sexual, it's still sexual perversion. But it's still using your dick to do something immoral, right? Okay, can I say that, right? Yeah, yeah, I said same. Saying you're fucking your cousin's the same as saying you're fucking other guys. Yeah, it's, right, you're doing, you're doing something that you shouldn't be doing.

Yes, you do. I get it. And we are the judge of what you can do properly. You shouldn't be doing that, right? Well, yeah, we're still your dick that you're doing something with. Yeah, with someone who wants you to do it. Yeah, let's say so.

Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, I understand. I understand. What a fucking leap. I understand.

A rhetorical leap. All right, goodbye, everyone. Okay, see you. Thank you on that bombshell. We end. Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait. He's gone. Yeah, I'm going. All right, we got a gift. Thank you on that bombshell. We end. Oh shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's gone. Yeah, I'm going. All right. I got we got a gift at this from Captain Insano.

Oh, I don't think I can show it. It's a new mouse pad because mine, my mouse pad, the tits came off of it. Oh boy. Oh, she got a new one. Yeah. Captain Insano sent a mouse pad. Thank you, Captain Insano. I obviously learn. Let me maybe I can cover it up. There you go, I don't know who that is. So I'm kind of the anime girl.

Lady, yeah, anime. With, she got ruins in her eyes. Tits. She's got tits. Yeah, and the nipples are real. I don't know, this might be a little inappropriate, but whatever. Who cares?

Okay. Okay. Okay. See ya. All right, goodbye. Who cares? Okay. See ya.

Alright, goodbye.