The Dick Show - Episode 334 - Death to DEI

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

The Biggest Problem in Long Beach, HR and DEI get hit the hardest, Baked Alaska calls in about going to jail for January 6th, the balldo, and a listener gives money to his mom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Let's start the show here. Start the show. Starting the show. Live show. Now what is that Bing sound? Why did it not Bing right now? Right now. Go.

Go. Right now. Go, go. And start. And start. Any minute now. And start. I think it started. Any minute now. What a great show last night. I'm think I'm on podcast overload this week.

Tell me about too much podcasting. Who else were you on with? So we did, Oh, this we did the you did the biggest problem. I'm sure. Right. Well, yeah, biggest problem. I don't know why we did a biggest problem episode right before a live show. How are we supposed to how are we supposed to think up new problems, Sean? Value. This is just yeah, the expectations are through the roof. Yeah. Was somebody in discord some God damn, discord making noise. Oh, I think it knocked me off, so now I have to put it in streamer mode again, but I forgot how to do that.

Streamer mode. Share your screen. Streamer mode, just, it sounds obnoxious to me. I'm a streamer, I'm a live streamer. What's obnoxious about that? Everything. May you ask. Is that What's obnoxious about that? Everything you ask. Is that what's the space? Was that temple?

Streamer mode. How the fuck do I do it? How do I do? How to turn on streamer mode? No, give me a fucking video. One screenshot. Have you noticed that discord? You search for anything.

Yeah. Like videos like the first, how many inches in a centimeter? And it'll first result. Well, here's a video on how many inches are a centimeter back in the Babylonian times. Oh, yeah. Six-based, not fuck you, man. If I see that the answer to that is like a five minute video, I'm like, no, I'm on my to MSEO has ruined the fucking internet stream remote in the left hand.

It really has. It really has. You cannot find anything. Where the fuck is a streamer? There it is. Why isn't this right at the beginning, enable streamer mode? Why did you disable it? Search for anything.

Well, that have happened in an update or something. How many cups in a gallon? Well, you know, I started cooking back on my first divorce. I moved out of my, I had never lived on my own and I got a place in Chapaquitic and that's when I fell in love with baking. That's when I fell in love with Ted Kennedy. And that's when I first realized

that there's actually a number of cups, and they're not, they don't even have the answer. It's just generated by a, let me see if I were in the rear of this, right? 16, 14. I think it's 16. I think it's 16. There's two cups in a pint, two pints on a quart,

four quarts in a gallon. I didn't hear any of that. I just heard numbers. So I think it's 49. Everything's gotta be the same age, or the same number. Age two, age a consent, cups and a pint. You know, the same numbers in a day.

Tired of remembering all these fucking numbers. So we did, we did the live show. Yeah, last night. Tell me about this, Set it up for me. Well, I got a bunch of people. Josh Denny, it was me, Vito, Josh Denny, and Carl Spatolli, Josh, Josh, Josh Denny's podcast partner.

He's got a partner too. Does it? So he brought his crew, his new team over to Rumble with our news team. There you go. First of all, Vio killed it. Yeah, with the standup. Oh, really?

Yeah, he's telling stories about how he was a creepy mall Santa. Did you know that? He mentioned it. Well, he never went into detail, but yeah, I didn't know that. A creepy mall Santa. Yeah, he was a mall Santa. I don't know. He was telling jokes. It's a one in it. He's still alive with how he talks on the podcast and the fact that like he touched people's kids. And the right way. I don't know. I mean, this was the santa. This couldn't be the one where they sit on his lap. I mean, yes.

No, like, well, what do you think? What do you think? This was before COVID. I don't think they do that everywhere. I don't know where. He said, sit in santa's lap. What do they just reach out and touch him? Like, I think it depends.

Like maybe stand next to him or something. Santa, because hats their butt. You know how fucking crazy, like everybody who is around kids has to be a fucking pedophile. Yeah, but parents aren't like that. Only weirdos who have no kids on the internet are like that. There's some truth to that. Yeah, fuck it, I don't care.

I maybe is a pedophile. Well, whenever I get this fucker off my hands for a little bit. A little bit. I'll settle them down. So he was an he was a mall Santa. He should go revive that gig. Yeah. For this season. That'd be really pissed people off. That'd be amazing. I was on a podcast right before the live show. I don't know why I agreed to that. So what time do the live shows start? Like seven or eight. Like seven or I don't know. I don't know man.

It was dark. It was dark out. It was in his guy, Steven Torres is his backyard. So the show is getting ready and I'm starting to get texts. Is it like other people fight? He did system and stuff or like. Yeah, yeah, it was great. He does shows there all the time.

No shit. But I was like doing my warm up stuff. Like, you know, you just know like there's a wedding here every other week at this Mexican backyard that we're in. Oh, gotcha. It's a lot of people over. It was so Mexican that there was a mural of the Virgin Mary. Yeah.

In addition to the six cars on Cinderblocks. Yeah. I got. So we're walking up and it's like a pleasantville, not tracks like homes, housing development looks like all nice and normal. Just like middle class, the Perbia, like down and long beach. So I'm getting text from people. I don't know is there's some good areas and then there's some fucking straight hood areas And there's the LBC Automation trying to put them is to war and G people think long beach It's up by the beach it must be like all right, but it's like yeah, the long beach is fucking

It's fucking hood in parts. There's a remix of the war and G song I think I heard it that they play in my Pilates class And I'm always like mouthing the words to the song to try to get my mind off how fat I am. And every time I get weird looks, some instructions like, it's something wrong. No, I just have to, I have to. I know.

Sing along to Warren G. Don't, you wouldn't understand. Somebody was on one of the production teams. On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren. Check this out. Was just kind of talking. Yeah, he was just reciting the words to like a Snoop Dogg song.

I think it was, let's see. Oh my God, I'm totally drawing a fucking blank. What the next one is, hang on. It's a, Are you gonna edit this out? I hope so. Maybe I'll just stop. I got it. He's like, guess who's back in the mother fucking house.

Yeah. And then somebody pipes up, what's the next line, Jim? Because it's with a fat dick for your mother fucking mouth. So it's like, and there's women on there. So it's like guess who's back in the mother fucking house. And he's, hey, what's the next line? What's the next line of that? I'm catching tune.

Me and the other engineer are there and nobody's there. And I'm just like with a fat dick for your mother fucking house. Hey, what's the next slide of that? I'm catching tune. Me and the other engineer are there and nobody's there and I'm just like with a fat dick for your mother fucking mouth. He's not gonna say it. Just like, I don't know. I don't remember. Something with a mouth, like a snack for your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, I'm getting texts from people saying,

is this show really at a house? Or are you gonna edit this out? I really should. Have you done this before? Have you show really at a house? Or are you gonna edit this out? I really showed him that. Have you done this before? Have you ever talked on a podcast? Jesus Christ. Is this Dick? Is this the right place?

They're sending me like street views. I was, we're driving down there. I'm like, I don't, it doesn't look like the right place, but I don't know. These guys set it up. I didn't do shit. So the show was an amazing success. I didn't set it up at all.

So you just showed up and then we go in. That's the best policy. You go inside the yard and it's cars on center blocks and there's a mural of the Virgin Mary that's being obscured by a statue of the Virgin Mary. And I said, okay, well these are my people. All right, we're in the right spot. Once I broke a ball and dropping another ball on it. Is that the same? Yeah

But it was great Vito killed it. Yeah, we don't kill the show anyway. I don't know Maybe it'll be it maybe we'll put the live show up on the the biggest problem patreon probably so here you go Let's do the show fine My tweaker instincts went off look saying the house the yard, I was like, hmm, there's been tweaking here. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I can keep him hard to see. He'll be a failure. I'm your hosting man. He's 20 million dollar man. Jeremy is always world touring. LABase comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. Hello, thank you for joining us at this very unhealthy program.

Thank you for not killing yourself. What's your musk indicator at? What's the musk index at? Negative or positive infinity? Mine has a chance. Do you hate him or love him? Now, well, I mean, you know, brought Trump back on,

but he said, no, to Alex Jones. And but then he did something quite devious today or yesterday. He put a report child porn button on Twitter because it's a huge problem on Twitter and all the he wants to be this. He wants to be the spokesman for the Republican party, I think now. Yeah. I think that's what he wants. He wants that to be their media platform. Yeah. Well, really? I think so.

Do you think that Twitter, like, I think you did World War III? Because when that missile hit Poland, Ukraine was like, Russia did it, and all the news agencies went, Russia did it, let's go to war, and even Republicans were like, well, we got to go to nuclear war now, and everybody's like, no, let's go to war. And even Republicans were, well, we got to go to nuclear

war now. And everybody's like, no, that's not, that's definitely not a Russian missile. I didn't think that. I didn't have to be like a fuck up person. I don't know. But it wasn't. Yeah. It wasn't a World War three thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm up, you know, people, people tend to always think things through and not react or anything at all. Yeah. The, what he's, here's what I love about what's going on there. All the people are fired. Yeah. All these motherfuckers are fired who do nothing. That's right.

It's like many companies. Rooms the before and after Elon, he's like Jesus Christ, the harrowing of hell. It's just binders of women, room after room of women smiling, not working, thinking about what their next TikTok in Silicon Valley videos gonna be about, doing God knows what, now they're all gone, and it's just Elon and like 20 H1B code programmers.

And so that's like, that's like nine, whatever, 70% of the company gone, there was totally unneeded. I've been saying this forever. If this works, every single company is gonna be firing all of their DEI and HR people, all of these, all these like every social media company like that, I think is company.

Well corporations do that. I mean, like they do this, especially when it's tech companies. Every tech company is lousy with people who just hang out on the slack all day and talk about racism and horseshit. So you think they follow the same thing as like every other industry, it's because it's tech doesn't take it to a large one. Tech is the worst one because there's no, yeah, like there's no accountability. It's the most free money.

Yeah. Of all of them is in the tech sphere. So if he pulls this off by cutting whatever 80% all women, by the way, all mostly the before and after is like the before and after is like, you're going to have a bad time versus like, oh, you're gonna have a bad time versus like, oh, you guys are actually here doing something. Oh, if he pulls it off, it's gonna be just a, the homeless people are gonna be gentrified

by people with, you know, wooden water bottles taking over, moving all this shit onto the street. Water bottles. Yeah, six are everywhere. Every, every actor brings their own water like these days. I'm always, yeah, and I've seen every different kind of water bottle. There is.

Yeah. So for you on the look, there's somebody wrote an article about it. Tech layoffs are disproportionately hitting HR and DEII teams that could spell trouble for companies, Sean. Yeah. What are we going to do without our diversity, inclusion, whatever that acronym is for. Is that what that's called? Yeah, diversity, equity, inclusion, and HR. The layoffs are hitting these people the hardest.

Yeah. Can you believe that? They're the first people who should go. God damn, they should have never been there The boys are back in town better late than never ago boys are back in town international men's day You know and I encountered this week. What did you encounter this week? So there's a thing where there's a thing in like computers where they give you an example of Alice and Bob are doing something Like if you want to send an email it's like Alice Alice wants to send Bob an email. First she goes in her email and fills out the email and then

it's like, get this class like yeah. Buckle, we're in Luis, Estana, and El Centro. Pretty much. Buckle, do you say Aluís? So I was reading one, Alice and send Bob something with, you know, a blockchain something. Yeah. And they they used the pronouns that they instead of she and he,

they switched it to to ungendered non-gendered pro pronouns because they don't want to misgender these hypothetical people. So, if you're done with emojis and shendras, right? The tutorial was they sent, they sit down and then they said and I'm like, how the fuck am I supposed to know who's doing what? It's all, they, they, they, they, they, it's the whole point. I said, it's easy to know which is one side, because you're explaining something new and complicated. Why the fuck would you do this?

God dammit. I remember bringing this up a long time ago, and it's the same thing. It's, language is not inherently bigoted. Like, you know, masculine, imaginary people. But it's simple and efficient. Like there's,

yeah. Yeah. And not imaginary people to them. Fucking kill yourself. It's like, it's not, you know, Spanish is not dominated by masculinity. It's so you can say, it's a fucking fake person that you're worried about

mischindering. You invented that person and then say, oh, I don't know their gender. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you made them up. Right. So make up a woman one then. You idiot. So, so that's the, you know, whatever says to they, so Alice goes to their computer and

they said, I'm like, well, wait, which one is doing one? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, uh, Christ. Jesus. Qatar has banned beer at the world. But, Oh, Qatar, you see that?

Is it Qatar or Qatar? I don't, I don't even know. It's fucko. That's what I'm, so they're hosting the World Cup. Cut, fuck yourselves. Your pronunciations in the Middle East, you know, I really like it. A lot of controversy surrounding them hosting the World Cup

and stuff because they, because they'll gay people, stuff like that. It's definitely, yeah. Yeah, I mean, well, you know, or the women gay people, you know, whatever. It's a pretty, you know, it's pretty backwards, ass backwards homophobic country. I mean, you know, it's pretty backwards, ass backwards, homophobic country.

I mean, you know, I don't want to go so far as to call, you know, Cutter secretly gay, but, you know, how do you like, oh, all right, let's gear up to go to the world cup and cutter. Uh, we're here. Let's rage. No beer. What the fuck for soccer fans?

For soccer. That's insane. That's got got everybody's like an hour, 120 minutes of just staring at the fucking field. What are you supposed to do? Right now, everybody is fucking trying to sell their tickets. Yeah. Like, that's kind of that's got to be one of the biggest fucking blunders. You can wow. What the fuck the fuck, that I hate this gentrification of the Middle East. You don't feel like you're whatever the third world. Like every time there's a, oh, you're doing a world, we're doing the Olympics in Uganda. Right. This year, golf is doing it.

We're meddling in baby raping at the elite. Like they have to, I don't know what it's this weird, white savior complex. Like nobody wants to go there, right? Well, who's running? I guess FIFA's just getting a bunch of money to do it there. Probably it's not all just some kind of money. No, that's what I think the countries are, I know, you know, for like in the, in the, in the terms of, you know, PGA golfers, they've always gotten huge appearance money to go play

in other countries like now, you know, now, Saudi Arabia's got like a fucking tour, you know, sports addiction. But yeah, well, same thing with, same thing what you say, no Saudi Arabia's got like a fucking tour, you know, it's got the sports addiction. But yeah, well, same thing with, same thing happens. What you say now with musicians playing like really big corporate events, you know, where they say like, you don't align with their views, but it's real tough to say, I'll fly in Saturday morning, play a show, you know, Saturday night, be home by Sunday morning, and I've got five more million dollars in my fucking bank account. So they do that all the time.

I would never do that. Yeah, I mean, it goes, yeah. Yeah. It goes no matter how much money Cutter had to give me. Yeah, yeah. So keep going. Never. God, I'm half asleep.

Oh, you mentioned ticket master. You mentioned tickets and musicians. What have they done? Yeah. Oh, the government's cracking down on ticket master. Oh, really? Don't think pretty much own ticket master. The government? Clear channel.

I mean, they're all part of the same company, I think still. Well, like AOC announced the thing she's going to have. And I'm sitting here going, what? Yeah. Isn't there here going, what? Isn't there more stuff that you? Well, of course, are you fucking serious? Take a master's spinner. Like, you've not handled this for 40 years.

That's totally what you're talking about. It's predictable. Who fucking cares? Why do we have $10 that I'm out? Yeah. Cost me, I have to write checks to get gas. You guys just let $16 billion get pilferred from the normal people and given to your buddies

Well, what cares about tic-a-master? Yeah, um what well But that's something that they can you spending more in Ukraine than on Afghanistan that's something a month or per year or whatever is it pretending The rockets are being shot stand that's something a month or per year or whatever is it pretending the rockets are being shot that's something that Master who fucking cares? Well the fuck has any money to go see shows nobody. No, I think fucking performing that's both Steve aoki What do I want to go see it by like I can go all I can go to a concert and pretend like I'm a good cutter Cuz there's 90% Middle Eastern men. Oh, go ahead. Yeah, I don't know.

That's something that they can get, you know, they can have a real strong opinion on it. Cause they know that everybody's gonna be on their side. They can do something about that. The big problems. Take it master. Take it master. Who fucking cares? You don't want to do hate about them though.

I don't know if they- They're gonna have a microwave like we're putting together a committee to make sure that the microwaves, if someone leaves them on three seconds, they clear it out. It's a a microwave like we're putting together a committee to make to show the microwaves. If someone leaves them on three seconds, they clear it out. It's a big problem that we're going at. Oh my God. It sounds like my fucking show. That's what I honestly.

That's what I want. I want that. I think it was Eric Wong who brought that up about, I don't, it drives me fucking nuts. When I see time left on that thing. Me too. But take a moment to say, they charge you a convenience fee if you go online. Yeah.

So it's like, don't you, no, aren't you enjoying the convenience? Man. It's just weird to me that they're going after a ticket master. Like what's next like the, the target credit card,

or is it predatory target cards that you're going, you guys just got as fucked with student loans. And now you're going to have to take a mask. All right, whatever. So Twitter, I guess this is old news now, but isn't well, yeah, because now everyone's just fired. Elon Musk canceled their lunch. Yeah.

Did you see that? Canceled their free lunch. And they're melting down online. Oh sure. They're melting down online. They're melting down about this. Like, what do you guys think the rest of us have to do? Well, if, but it just, it does speak to like entitlement and say like it's once you give something, even if it's something.

It's disgusting. If people are used to getting something that in their little bubble, the people outside are not and like, well, yeah, it's just like how it is. As soon as they, as soon as they get that taken away, which they never really should have had to begin with, it was a huge, they should have gone, wow, how nice that they're doing this. I mean, I wonder, they fucking riot.

Yeah. I'm trying to pull up this, this before and after. They're still, you can see, you know, there's still a lot of, America. There's still a lot of, America, it's still a lot of companies, still a lot of kind of, you know, more traditionally, like touchy-feely companies that are still soup on anymore, really in their own bubbles. All right, this is the check this out. This is before Elon.

All women. All women, like just assholes, like the guys in here, the plaid shirt. Okay, so these chicks are all fired. Yeah. And Twitter's still up. So it turned out that none of them were important. Yeah. None of them. Yeah.

Uh, what is this? Forty chicks. Oh my god, guys who've never lifted a single weight in their life. Uh, and here's after Elon. Whoops. Hahaha. Still too many women. Look at this one back here. She's having the time of her life. Oh, yeah. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back. There's a bunch of people back there. There's a bunch of people back there. It's funny anyway. No, it's real. Is it? Yeah, it's real.

All of these motherfuckers got, look, there's a Twitter on the wall. I'm just like an, I look at, they probably got paid to write this shit on the fucking wall. But they get the other one though. I don't know if they're fucking, I don't know if they're thing looks like it. There's one much right there. Where's he?

Right there. Oh yeah, that would be a lot of fun. Yeah, they think with the engineers, they're like a team building thing when they're out there. They're like, God, thing. They wrapped out there. God, does he look great? Look at how happy these guys are. He started to look really, really old. He doesn't look, he doesn't look like he's that old.

This guy needs to do some sit-ups. Yeah. Come on, buddy. Well, that's the head guy though. Oh, yeah. They stand right next to fucking Musk. That's, he's the secret to the secret sauce. Look at, they see it. They see it. You see, look Look at this. Look at that guy. He's got the secret sauce.

You see, look at these characters. Yeah. Very diverse. Very known would say this isn't a diverse crowd, I think you'll agree. You know? Why guys there? Definitely some Hispanic guys. There's different, I would say different types of Asians.

There looks like an Indian there. We're taking a back. We're taking all your D.I.E. What's this guy? Look at the guy in the back with his fist in the yard. And shoving it right up your ass. Look at the guy. Yeah, with his arm coming out of his ass.

He's asking to go to the bathroom back there. He might be. That's funny. Let's see here. Here's an update on the SBF stuff. SBF. F-T-X, Sam Bankman for need. I read a little bit about him.

Oh, did you? The only thing you needed to know that he was a total shyster is just to look into his lifestyle. You can't say that word in the mouth. You can say shyster. It has nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with that. Vito is ranting about Ticketmaster.

How they all take advantage of artists and stuff on the other show and I said, we'll be sure. Who started Ticketmaster? As he goes, no, no, no. You know, Kanye, I'm a moment. Yeah, I got you. Josh Denny's talking, yeah, all the time.

That's he hexed again. Is that right? Yeah. How did that, and that's fucking wild, dude. How did they meet each other? I don't know. You know, Josh Denny used to do like shoes and stuff. He used to be on some kind of black apparel.

Well, I remember he had a show on Food Network, didn't he? Before that, he was some sort of, I think he worked for Crocs, or so he's talked about on the show, he's involved in a big lawsuit. He had some kind of, he worked in some kind of urban wear. But, so the people clothes, so you know.

Urban wear. Yeah, he wants to get in back in on that. I'm gonna start to come around urban. Urban wear. Blue more urban. It's a little more urban. You mean black. You mean giant pants, pantaloons?

You mean specifically black. Here's how the Washington Post is covering the FTX demise. FTX collapse. Dooms founders effort to prevent another pandemic. Oh God, can you, the audacity of that? Can you believe that? Yeah, the headlines, the headlines about this guy are like, all insane puff pieces. Just for a moment. What I read was very matter of fact.

Like this is what is accused of. This is, so where is spot where the daily stormer has better coverage of this event than every single newspaper in the fucking country? Well, this, they're all on the payroll, but this is in the health section. I know it's a puff piece, but like this, it's not, it's even worse. This is not in the main. I think this is more an editorial or not an editorial article, but it's just certainly spun by somebody who goes, well, this is what he gave to. I'm a health writer. I blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like it.

So if this is in the news news section, then it's really bad. But this is very irresponsible even for the health section. I think it's, the rampantly irresponsible. The reporter says, Just tell what he's done. Yeah, they undertook a project to spend potentially billions on a pandemic prevention. Yeah.

Long neglected priority on Capitol Hill, even amid the coronavirus. The plan dropped. Well, the brothers adherence to philosophy called effective altruism, which is. Oh, God. That's a, that's a dirt bend over.

When I hear effective altruism, go fuck yourself. A never-ent dictator. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. Okay, if you sell a dick, you still dictator, right? Right, right. Emphasis on the effective or the altruism, yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Uh, sought to maximize. Public servant. So to maximize philanthropic giving in ways that have the most impact. Virtually overnight, the bank banned freeds began making contributions on a staggering scale, with lobbying, lobbying disclosures, federal records, and other had spent $70 million on research projects, research projects, campaign donations.

Another, it's a piece written like he was trying to stop a pandemic, but it's just lobbying Yes, you're just giving money to politicians you fucking liars. Yeah Sure, but people can't see it like that is what I'm saying. Oh, you know, I wonder I think a lot of people can Oh, man, I think well, I think a lot of people I think a lot of people know that we just, like we have legalized bribery. That's how we run things. And I think the mistake that people make is that they're getting all this money from, and then the other side goes,

they're getting all this money. I got news for you. You guys are all getting all this money from. Okay. Let's see here. Oh yeah, and thanks to the government like requiring these dumb agencies to put your driver's license in, to keep you safe.

To put your driver's license in. What do you have? If you're doing crypto shit, you have to put your driver's license in. Oh, okay, yeah. Like for no reason. To stop money laundering or whatever. Put your driver's license in.

Yeah. If you make an account to do crypto shit on this stuff, for no reason to stop money laundering or whatever. But your driver's license, yeah. If you make an account to do crypto shit on this stuff, you have to scan your driver's license and send it to them. So thanks to that, these fucking scam artists now have like everybody's driver's, amazing. Yeah, thanks guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way to go.

We've given away so much secure. I mean, everything we have is fucking out there. Nobody reads it. I mean, iTunes owns have is fucking out there. Nobody reads it. I mean, iTunes owns us probably, you know, I mean, for iTunes is pretty good. Is it? Yeah, because they encrypt their shit. Oh, they do, but I'm just saying a good job of it. What's included in, you know, buy you a what you agree to, you know, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, they're probably more. Okay, here's, here's a good one. Okay. The gift program in San Francisco,

guaranteed income for transgendered people. Wait a minute, that doesn't, that's not the right acronym. Right, that doesn't make sense. Well, gift guaranteed income for transgendered. It should be P, gift. Well, I know, you should out, yeah, I know, but that's supposed to put

the four in there, but that's not, but that's not cute. If you put gift, I hate that gift. The program exists to provide. That's what they do. They make up, they make up, uh, they do backranims. You know what I like almost. I can say to fucking add Slayer God damn it. Uh, funding, funding at funding to accommodate genetically gifted help. Fuckin' help. Others. Okay.

Together. Together. That's the program. Are you aware that you're no, no more questions. Right. God, I saw, you know, the Philmactors guild. You remember that Patty Harrison show that I went to? Yeah.

That's how I was talking about the other week. Yeah. Maybe his girls didn't love with her, by the way. Oh really? To an uncomfortable degree because she's trans. Got you all waiting. Uh-huh. Um, there was this gay comic.

It was like making a joke about gay people and himself. Cause he was talking about his niece and he's like, yeah, no, no, there's never been a gay person that was like obsessed with their knees. It's so rare that they don't even have a word for it. Don't shout it. I go, I like, I'm the only one that got the joke. Cause, you know, it's like they didn't even invent a word for it. Right.

Right. Yeah. Nobody else got it at the log go. It's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he made me think it. Yeah. Yeah. I know it.

I got the joke. Right. Because I laughed. Right. And no one else did. He was a comedian. Yeah. Okay.

The program, the program, the gift, gift, guaranteed income for transgenders exists to provide economically marginalized transgender people with unrestricted, monthly guaranteed income. What is the sub-indiposition putting this forward or what's going on here? I missed the whole 100 bucks a month. Well, they're putting this, they're trying to get this past or something.

Yeah. Let me, here's what's funny though. So you have to check which of these apply to you. Can I put this, the government made this. Okay. Yeah, because I think it's all speech, but the government is a self-identified, though, where what there's like terms like.

So you have to fill out this form to get 1200 bucks a month, and you have to check your sexual orientation. Check all that apply. Obviously, you just draw lines straight down. Arrow man. orientation. Yeah, check all that apply. Obviously, you just draw lines straight down. Aeromantic. Aeromantic. Is that like, so if you're A. So if you're A. Smells. Right. If A sexual, you can get money. Yeah, I guess. Wow. Wow. That is pretty good. BDSM slash King. So part of it's like fetishes. Yeah. Bisexual,

demisexual, D slur, F slur. Right on the form. Right there. Yeah, bisexual, demisexual, deesler, epsler. Right on the form. Right there. That's as you can self-identify. You can say gay, lesbian, non-monogamous, pansexual, non-monogous, polyamory. Okay. Can you say the Q word? Same gender loving. I think you can say queer. Yeah, I think you can too. I still hear, there's a term, it's a really old term. If you ever heard like, on queer street, no, it's a fighting term. Like if boxing, yeah, like what is out on his feet? Basically, like it's, I heard it used the other day.

I go, what a strange, it's not that the word is offensive. It's just that it's such a fucking odd, odd way of putting it. Scolio sexual. Scolio sexual. Is that like, what is? Curvature of the sex of the spine. Scolio curved penises. Yeah.

Gay curved penis only. Hederal sexual. Heterosexual. Heterosexual, parentheses straight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That got the rock of man treatment. Yeah. In case Heterosexual, what is that? Yeah, huh.

Yeah. So you don't have to Google it. We're just gonna put it in parentheses straight. T for T, that's trans for trans. It's like tears for fears, but for the millennia. That's... Don't know. Don't know.

I want that one. I'm not done. What do you mean, don't know? Don't know. I mean, I'm not, yeah. You want 12-hundred bucks? Okay, what do you identify? It's actually, well, I don't know.

I don't know. Okay. I'm hoping you might help. Yeah, that's what I need the 12-hundred bucks to go figure this out. Or not listed. Oh, God. Right, there's your confidence,

the other thing. I'm not saying. You know, Firewall. Heterob, it's amazing. It's so big. Big boob is sexual. Wow. So that's gonna happen.

That's pretty cool. 1200 bucks. Pretty's pretty cool. 1,200 bucks. Pretty neat. Yeah. Dude, dude. So did you see they passed like a law about protecting gay marriage? Speaking of gay should.

No. Yeah, they did something like that. Yeah. The government did. And I was reading this article about it. First of all, I'm annoyed that there wasn't some kind of voter ID law of crammed into it. Oh, you mean because you know,

they always bundle a bunch of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I sure love it. Let's stick a voter ID law in there. A writer in there. No big deal. That's what's so, it's so fucked up is like,

they're also voting on, or supporting a bill, or whether or not, what's, you know, depending on what the fuck is attached to it. Like, it's like, you may say like, I'm on board for this cause, but this fucking thing that's attached to it, I think is pure fucking evil. So it's like, how do they even, it's a wonder, no, wonder they don't get anything fucking done? Yeah, I don't know. I Republican's don't do that more. Just stick their shit into everything. But I mean, yeah.

So I read this article about it and it said that there's a 570,000 married gay couples in the US. 570,000? That is a lot less than what I, you mean we're doing all of this shit for half a million people? Like, yeah, well, not even the population of San Diego. There's, there's exactly as many homeless people in the country as there are gay marries, but that's but gay mar that's probably only in like a few states, right? No, that's the US. No, but what I'm saying is they're concentrating

What about it probably because there they're probably would be way more if it was legal in like you know gay marriages? Probably there'd be a view you have to say there'd be more There you wouldn't be the same number like it would how much more I couldn't say, but what I'm saying. I thought there would be like 10 million. But the amount of carrying on that happens around this. Okay, okay, look what you hear about. Well, I saw that number. You hear about what would make you seem like there's a bit number.

Yeah, there's only half a million gay marries. And I'm not saying that would change to 10 million. I'm just saying it would be more than that. Huh, it just seems like a lot of to do. Yeah. For not that many fucking marriages. Right. Now do they, is, are they actually saying gay marriage or are they call, are they different, wrenching civil union? Something like that. Like whatever you got joined legally wherever you, if you got, if it's's legal in your state then it's legal everywhere. Oh no, I can't. In the counting. I'm saying in the counting. Oh, no, I think it's just gay marriages. Got it. I know. Yeah. All right. Whatever. I've just seemed way off to me. I don't know.

I never I never thought about the number. I never thought I read it. And then I was like, what? That's not who actually married. Well, no, but you know, I mean, I, I was like, what? That's not who are actually married. That's not me. That's not me. Well, no, but, you know, I mean, I don't know what they think the percentage of like the human population that's gay is. 100%. Okay. Well, I walked right into that one.

It's like how fat, you know, what percentage of women are fat? Yeah, all of them. There you go. You've only been with that, Jax. Yeah, that's one of my best jokes. Yeah, it's great. That's the one they'll remember me. Yeah.

It's a good one. Well, don't you think like guy spend an awful lot of time convincing each other that they're not gay? Like, imagine if guy spend as much time convincing each other, they should be ashamed about like not having a job as they did about. Being gay yeah be the most productive. Country on the planet. Now yeah sure if everything was like you know I'm a job you didn't work 10 hours today you're not being an entrepreneur yeah, whatever yeah.

See here you're saying like all would be parented by it looks like Asian parents. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, on my Instagram, I don't know why. I hate it. All right. Oh, man, man therapy. It's the next edition of Man Scaping. You know, so you know, they're trying to market it to speaking of everyone's gay. Feel like you see it on. So you're not worried that you're gay. If you can't fix your mental health with sport cuts, uptaped sports cuts, haircuts for men, haircuts for men, sandwich, sandwiches

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Duck tape being like a manly thing, joke, you know, like McGiiver could build a plane with it. Like, duct, it's just, yeah. They thought about this. Duck tape. Duck tape. Oh yeah, that's awesome, dude. Why don't you fucking send, get a time machine and send that to like Boomerville.

Right now there's a listener going, wait, wait, the word is ducked. I thought it was duck tape. So I was on this podcast, LP's, I hypocrite's podcast, this cool guy. I honestly think they do make duck, like with little ducks on this. No, it's a brand, yeah, I know. Duck do make duck like with little ducks on the bridge. Yeah, I know. Duck tape duct tape is a brand. Yes. Um, and I was, I was talking about women, you know, just as you do as I do. Um, and I told these guys, uh, no joke, ask any woman you know, how many to name all the planets and don't help her. Yeah. And what you will find is that

they have no idea or Ryan. Yeah. Um, so the L, L, L P, the house, like, yeah, well, you will find is that they have no idea or Ryan's. Yeah, so the LP the house like, no, that's crazy. Sagittarius. So you messaged me after the show and you guys, you're never gonna fucking believe this. I asked my wife. Oh, yeah. Well, how many to name all the planets? Yeah.

And her number two planet was the moon. Ted told you man, gotta be on top. Yeah. I've been here warning you like we call time. I've been here every week. Getting the word out. We call it the moon like proper now and like it's our but did they not know like a moon why would you ever fucking think to say the moon with.

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They're trying to make money. Don't kill yourself, mantherapy.org. That would be good. For everything else, there's duct tape. How about cram it down and drink? Yeah, that probably would be better than this shit. Just cr, no, the slogan, just cram it down and drink. Yeah, that probably would be better than this shit. Just cram it down and drink. Let's see that I bring that up. Let's go to mantherapy.org. I need some man therapy. Man, boy, do you ever?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, man therapy. Like it's Aaron Zowell. It's got like, it's either the, God damn dude, I really got like a coat of arms like up. It's just fucking hate this so much. It's like all those man loot crates that always turn up every like Christmas time because nobody knows what to get men for Christmas because men hate like shaving, like a shaving kit.

Yeah. A razor a shaving kit. Yeah, let a razor sharpening kid razor straw leather stapler. No half of a hatchet. Half of a hatchet. Yeah. Oh, because you got philosophical because you got to get the other one to get the hand. Right. Right. As it turns out, there are worse feelings than being kicked in the giblets. Huh. I need therapy for this. Well, the sales pitch. Well, log on.

Head inspection about man therapy. Huh. Uh, therapy doesn't make you an F-sler. It doesn't say that. Brow, they've got moustaches. Look at this. Yeah. Roughly one in 10 men suffer from rage or intermittent explosive disorder.

Okay, other nine are lying about it. Well, yeah, one in 10 men suffer from rage. I got enough for the other nine. Intermittent explosive disorder. It's like a fuck you when people were fucking up, driving the jeeps into sudden vehicle acceleration. When you think you're on the break and you're hitting the gas. Oh, yeah.

That is hitting the gas. Yeah, hitting the gas and thinking that they couldn't stop the car right again. It was going crazy. I was jamming on the gas. Oh, yeah, I was hitting the gas. Yeah, hitting the gas and thinking that they couldn't stop the car. I was going crazy. I was jamming on the pedal. They found in a certain Jeep that was the brake was moved over like an engine a half or something. I remember that. I remember you talking about that journaling. No one's asking you to be the next Bill Shakespeare. Oh, yeah. Who do they hire the most condescending guy on the planet to pull me in? Bill Shakespeare. But just writing a simple entry once in a while can make you less stressed, increase self-esteem and boost your relationships.

I guarantee you keeping a journal is going to cause a decrease in my personal relationships. I fucking promise you that. Because you're going to put all your thoughts on paper and actually see it for what it is. Bitch won't shut the fuck up today. Yeah. Increase self-esteem. How the fuck is that gonna improve your relationships?

It's not such a scam. I don't know all this. This is like marketing on 10. You know, like this is what everybody does. When catching z's is harder than catching a 20 pound shroud. Who the fuck is this? So it's like somebody's idea of like, of man and relationships. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. It's exactly what it looks like. Let me see. Oh, is this baked Alaska? Discord is fine. What's the link? I sent to you, man. All right. Hold on. One moment, please. Uno Momento, poor Favore. Josh Danny, Sal hilarious at stand.

He's always good in here. Yeah, he is. But they call him Gavin McGrimmis. Gavin McGrimmis. Yeah, because he's hanging out with Gavin. Yeah, he's so much. Yeah. What does that guy deal these days?

What is he, what is he doing? Man, he's an interesting guy. Yeah, no, I know. Honestly, like he's like a, he's like a fucking punching bag. Proud boys and then like he is this and then he's like, now the proud boys don't even like him. Well, no, I know. He disavowed like he stepped down as their leader. Yeah, yeah. I don't help them in prison. Okay, lesser prison sentences. And he's, I don't know, he seems like he just, like he's seemed, I heard him, I heard him do a debate on Ralph's show.

Yeah. And it's like, his ideas have, his ideas are very antiquated, all weirdly. Well, but that's what the, it's like from the early 2000s. He's like, well, this is, you know, the free market, like, well, but that's what the problem is. It's like from the early 2000s, like, well, this is, you know, the free market determines, like, um, what's like, we're way past all that. We're way past all that.

Yeah. Like everybody sees, there's a conservative effort. Yeah. Yeah, from the government, in corporations directly, like, like social media companies have forms that the government fills out to take you down. And the free market is, is just, it's an idea. Yeah, it's an idea. It's an idea. Oh, it only exists in your head.

It was so weird hearing him talk about this. I was like, oh, man, that is like, I remember thinking that. Like, I remember thinking that in like the early 2000s. Yes. And that being like a talking point, but we're way past that. Way past that. I feel like that about Trump, didn't see Trump's announcement speech. Did he, he said he was running for president?

No, no, I mean, I read that he had announced it, but everybody was, everybody was pissed about it because it wasn't like fire and brimstone. But I think, I think the entire election this time around is just going to come down to like, who can ballot harvest more? Well, I mean, you know, probably. Probably. Yeah. Like that's the rules now. You can ballot like imagine we went from we went from no ballot harvesting to like everybody's ballot

harvesting. Everybody has to do what everybody else is doing. Like yeah, you've got millions of millions of votes that would have just never have voted. Now you have to go get them and fill them out. I mean, it's I I mean, everybody, in conception, it's totally fraudulent. Everybody's just gonna have as many volunteers as possible to do all this shit. So what, who cares how Trump sounds or what he says? Like, all that matters is that you go on the day. All that matters is that you go to every apartment complex in town and every fucking homeless shelter and just take people's

ballots and fill them out. You got it? Yeah, that's what it is. You got to get up early, which is fucking retarded. You got to get up early. This whole fucking thing's retarded. But at least it was funny in 2016, you know, it was like, yeah, you're making jokes. Same as people are fat.

And that's what one. Because he's getting, because in 2016, it was all about who can buy the most ads, right? And Trump hacked that by being a huge asshole, and gave free coverage constantly. Big time. So he won. But then, then that's like an old paradigm now. It's just a bad harvesting. Right.

And it doesn't matter how many times you say Rosie Donalds fat, you just can't win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you have people breaking the law. Okay. What was I talking about? I got some comments too. Did I run out of, oh, Donald House fell.

Duh-duh. Baked Alaska's calling in. He's going to jail. Is he? Yeah. I lost a $100 bet with Vito. Big to lask is calling in. He's going to jail. Easy. Yeah. I lost a $100 bet with Vito. Really? Yeah, I didn't think he would go to jail. Yeah, I don't, but he is.

What was he, I guess we can ask him what he was convicted of, but... Parading without a license? Do you think that's it? Parading without a license? Just acting in a marriage act. People don't want a 37 real estate agent, 37% of real estate agents can't pay their rent. Not surprising. This because...

I'll fuck yourselves. Real estate agents? Well, it's the ultimate, like, you know, jump on the bandwagon or Johnny come lately, shit. Like as soon as the market's good, then a million fucking people get their fucking real estate licenses and a fucking two weeks and go out there and they start screwing over

their friends. Yeah, they just fucking, everything's, you know, this commission, I want the, and, you know, it's nobody remembers. Nobody remembers the time before when that happened. Nobody, you know, it's just, here's, there's no excuse. There's no excuse not to know about this stuff and not to know that it can and will happen again. Maybe in a slightly different way, depending on what kind of fuckery programs the banks are offering or who's fucking with the actual supply in the United States. You know, like, but you have to know that the end result is going to be the same.

Here's one for you before Bigger Alaska calls in. God, it's so fucking disheartening. It's a small world in those days. They put wheelchair guys in the, it's a small world in those days. And they put wheelchair guys in the, it's a small world land. Ride, you know, when you're riding around in that river, and there's all those dolls, those animatronic dolls doing it's a small world,

they put some wheelchairs in for inclusivity. Well, that's fine, right? Yeah. But I found it a little bit odd that they did like, this is like a wicker wheelchair. You see this kid? Yeah, I'm here. And it's just like an all-around,

kind of like an Asian girl with a wicker. I don't know what land this is. This bitch has a basket on her head. Oh, basket. This one. Yeah, I know. But basket. I like a wicker wheelchair though.

Look at that. Is that yeah, Asian country, canonically accurate? Is that do we have wicker wheelchairs? Yeah, probably, I mean, you know, probably not. It was a it was an art they have. Oh, here's another one. Oh, that's the same one.

Okay. Two oh two brand new dolls in wheelchairs this morning. So there's people just, wheelchair people, like losing their minds in this ride. Oh, shit, they got a wheelchair guy. Right. And it's a small world. God, the world just got really easy for me.

Right? Bro, we got you. What? In the wheelchair, we got you. What? And the wheelchair. We got you. Yeah. We got two new guys, two new wheelchair guys in here. Enjoy.

Yeah. Have a good time. Thanks for the gift shop. Right. Right. Yeah, except through the gift shop. We're selling them. You want to buy you?

How'd you like that wheelchair guy? Pick one over the gift shop. Why don't you? We all your ass on in there. Pick up a wheelchair man. Maybe I'm just seeing it now. I was at Disneyland last week for a day. Yeah.

And I, you know, I never, maybe I'm just noticing it now, but it seems to me like the gift shops at the end of like pretty much every ride used to be a little more low-cute. Subdude, right? Now they're the entire part. I'm right about that, right?

I mean, no, it's just like you're forced. It's just right in your fucking face. Yeah. Uh, when you join, okay. Or eat some comments. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Do do do do do do do. You know what I mean?

Oh, Chris says bad therapist. Say, dick, here's some funny experiences that I've had with therapists over the course. It's because you know, we read that one oh, Chris says bad therapist. Hey, Dick, here's some funny experiences that I've had with therapists over the course. It's because, you know, we read that one. Yes, yes, yes. Now everybody could ride in with their bad. Well, of course, yeah, yeah. Big experiences.

But you'll never hear from the people. It's the whole, you're like six times more likely to shit on some, you know, if you have a bad experience to talk about if they're off as a good experience. Well, you know, it's so funny. Oh, these people are in business. I'm on board. Like they're doing therapy.

To other people and they're clearly insane. Oh, I would want that known to, you know, I would want names. And if somebody gets a bunch of complaints and shit like that, yeah, I'm so moved. I can't complain. They're all crazy.

The patients are crazy. Well, I mean, you know, that's also depending on, it'll always be somebody else's fault. If you're one of, you know, it's, some, you're just shopping around, right? Like, some people, some people, not my fault. Some people, you know, not everybody can be helped.

I believe that. No, I mean, not everybody's capable of, some people don't have the capacity for introspection or reflection. They just don't. If there's a little seed there, you can grow it, but if it's not there, it's not there. Here's some funny experiences that I've had with therapists over the course of 10 years. Wow. One constantly brought up their band and tried to sell me their CD myth.

That's it. Oh, God. That's all There's songs playing softly in the background. Oh god. Like Tim Poole. Yeah. Did we, did we watch his news, his new song? His new or his like pretending to be on TV? No, we watched a song. He fucking sucks. Uh, boogie has cancer. What? You know that fat guy boogie with the teeth? Yeah. he's got cancer. Yeah, really. Yeah. But he got cancer from injecting himself with testosterone. What? Because he's so fat, he had to inject himself with testosterone.

He's too much to stay alive. You fucking see it? So he got cancer because he's so fucking fat. His body doesn't make, how do you know that it was from injecting yourself with testosterone? He said it. Well, it doesn't make it true. I don't know. I assumed he did his research.

Oh, God. And the type of cancer is going to turn his blood into pancake syrup. It's like a blood cancer. Sweet. Boogie. He's got blood cancer. Yeah, blood cancer. It's fucking hilarious.

Was diagnosed with polycythemia vera, a type of blood cancer. Yeah, blood cancer is blood thickens. That's what you don't consistence of putting. I added the pudding part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pumping pudding through that. Huh. Well, that sucks. I mean, yep.

Yes, he shouldn't have been so fat. Yeah, boy. Another tried to get me to participate in a test study for an experimental drug. This was not a psychiatrist. Oh God. And I assumed they would be getting some sort of a kickback from the company putting on this study.

The worst part was that the therapist shared an office with my psychiatrist who had just prescribed me new medication that same day. Good. We got to see that. That's exactly what he should. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. The same therapist kept a Bitcoin mining rig on display in his office. It was loud. And I had to listen to 20 minutes of him explaining how cool and futuristic crypto is. When I told my latest therapist that I was thinking of killing myself, he asked me how I planned to do it.

I told him I was thinking about driving my car off a cliff near my house. Sure. Yeah. And he responded by telling me that car crashes are relatively safe and then I should consider other methods if I was serious about killing myself. Should consider love, right? Yeah, you'll probably fuck this up. Let me help. Reverse psychology.

It's funny. Well, he must, he must feel like he's getting something out of, you know, therapy, if he's done it for 10 years. You know what I mean? So he's getting something out of, you know, if he's done it for 10 years, you know what I mean? So he's still going, but it's all, but no, I'm just saying he must have found other people are been, you know, changed, but that's fucking hilarious.

And every one of those is bad. I haven't gone to a therapist in three years now. Oh, okay. And I'm probably better off because of it, all these therapists were fully licensed. Oh, well, look, I'm sure. I'm probably better off because of it, all these therapists were fully licensed. Oh, well, look, I'm sure you're not dead. Him, he probably got what he could get out of it and the rest is just, honestly,

like the bit mining, no, like he's probably, he probably knows. Yeah. What I mean, what his tendencies are, what he should, so he's probably, the rest of it's just him working on it for his life. That's it. He probably, I agree with you.

He doesn't need a therapist to do like, oh, fuck you guys. Yeah. I'm just gonna go do it myself. He has the tools. God fuck yourself. I'm probably like, Christ over a fat watch, Artemis edition. I just saw this livestream of NASA's newest rocket launch. Yeah.

They are sending up three instrument mannequins spelled in a very, very crazy way. M-A-N-N-I-K-I-N-S mannequins. That's like the, there's a cue in mannequin, bro. Are you a cue in a union? I don't even clump. mannequins. That sounds like a mannequins.

It sounds like a little quimicking, like plush toy or something. Three instruments from mannequins. MA and IK and S. mannequins. Way off. It's like the way off. Subspecies of munchkin. What is the spell check even say if you type in mannequins like that? Because sometimes you spell a word so wrong and it won't help you.

You know? Yeah. Let's see. Oh God, Christi Kiwi sent in a bunch of whore, whore texts too. Oh, beautiful. I gotta read these. Baked will probably be on in a second. Okay. Did it do? Let's see what it says. Man, it kins. M-A-N-N-N-N-I-K-N-S. MA and no, MA and NIK and S. Does what? Nothing, huh?

That's the way you research mannequins. How is that possible? Because we're too stupid to spell at the French way or whatever. That's a real word. Oh my God. A mannequin is a human side. Okay, it's spelled M-A-N-N-I-K-I-N-S.

You'll see how we learned it, the way that you see it over on the, to see go up, like M-A-N-N-E-Q-U-I-N. I mean, that's how we were talking. I'm shocked. Well, I'm sorry, I apologize. I think it's just like, I have never seen mannequin with a K in my whole life. Dumbing down of, I don't know, he's how we were talking. I'm shocked. Well, I'm sorry, I apologize. I think it's just like, I have never seen mannequin with a K in my whole life.

Dumbing down of, I don't know, he's probably right. Guys, well, no, I mean, he's, he's watching NASA. He is. He is right. He is right. It's just a unheard of spelling to me, but what do you know?

That's the world passes you by a little bit at a time. Boy, do I have jizz on my face. Oh, boy. Uh, the mannequins. You think that's bad. One male in a full space suit and two bare female test beds, one of which is obese. Male-bodied and two female-bodied. We can't even, the headlines are getting weird with this gender-inclusive crew of dummies

heading to the moon. NASA is sending one male body to two female bodies. Oh, they spelled it like this on the Mashable, too. Whatever, fuck me. Uh, okay. Uh, that's a little big looking there. Let me see. He said he sent a picture.

Because he was actually watching it. Here is the, man, the two women mannequins. Oh boy. That's two and a half women dick. One is a normal sized mannequin. And the other is looks like a bloated corpse. Right. That's been dead for like three weeks. Tipped over a propane tank or something.

Yeah. Uh, they would have to make a new size of space suit for this one. Yeah. They have a lane Bryant hugely fat plus size astronaut. Right. As the woman for no reason, because you don't have to be physically fit to be an astronaut at all. You know what I mean? You don't have to go through any rigorous fucking testing or anything, and they have a big fat mackin.

Yeah, yeah, because you know, they would never make it in a fucking space program. But maybe they're not fat fucking going to space. But maybe they're gonna do it to be funny. Like that asshole played an acoustic guitar in space for no reason. Oh, yeah. Just to get money to get awareness for space. Yeah. I hate space. I like it. Um, okay. Thank you for that email. Please forgive me. Vlad says brownies is racism.

Girl guides of Canada is sorry. Brownies are like the girls out brownies. I think so. Let's see. Vlad branch name change, creating a place for girls to belong. The girl guides of Canada is changing the name brownies. Oh, so it's not the girl guy that's Canada. Well, you know, brownies, like Cub Scouts for girls, but they're the one. No, but that's a girl.

That's a girl scouts of America, though, is like, so this is they call them brownies everywhere, probably. Yeah, because they were like brown outfits. That must be the same thing as girl scouts, right? Yeah, I'm guessing. Girl Guides of Canada is changing the name of brownies, our branch for seven and eight year olds. Taking this step means we're creating a more inclusive space is where racialized girls

in Canada. Brown is so a color is because of their, they wear brown like uniforms or whatever. That's why they called them brownies. Yeah. They didn't land because it's like a name them brownies, then give them brown uniforms. The uniforms happen to fucking be brown when they're certain age to differentiate them. And then they're like, oh, they're brownies. And because it's like a cupcake, like a treat, where like a sugary treat, where racialized

girls in Canada can feel welcome and proud to belong in girl guides. With this change, we hope even more girls will see guiding as a space where they can just be themselves. So they use guiding like scouting, like a... Why is girl guides changing the name of the branch? Is that what they're going to call it now, the branch for seven to eight-year-olds? That's pretty catchy. As an organization driven by the experience of girls, girl guides of Canada must listen to girls' voices.

We have heard from members and former members that the name Brownies has caused them harm as racialized, black, indigenous, and people of color, girls and women. They're not calling them blackies. Like Brownies, nobody thinks bad when you're saying brownies. If you say blackie, that's negative. Yeah.

No one has ever said like brown as a negative. No. The only time I ever see that used with like, if it's like brown pride or something, like, you know what I mean? Like, I never, yeah. I was like, you know, I'm fucking brown guy over there. Like, nobody's ever said that. Nobody's ever said that. Nobody's ever said that.

All these fucking browns are moving into our neighbor. Yeah. Said no one ever. What are you doing talking to that brown guy? Yeah. Yeah. Wrong. I was remembered in LaBamba when he's he's starting to date Donna and his or dad's like

a racist. And he's like, so, yeah, you know, is that kid? You're he's he, uh, what's he, uh, Italian? You know, yeah, like, try to, you know, is that kid your he's he what's he a Italian? You know, yeah, like try to figure out exactly what he is because it's he's like not all the way to Mexican yet. Yeah, I tell you, yeah. Brown never heard of one time uses a pejorative. Yeah, UPS is going to have to paint repaint their. Oh, yeah, they're going to be. We can paint them at the fucking pride. But what UPS is gonna have to repaint their products. Oh yeah, they're gonna repaint them at the fucking pride flag.

Like what can Brown do for you? That was their slogan. So it's like, get rid of that. That's like slave labor. What can, they're gonna just call it gay PS. Some do not want to be part of this branch because of the name. Some girls choose to skip this branch altogether

or delay joining girl guides until after this branch. They're saying this, but what the fuck is doing that? That's right. This branch name is a barrier to racialized girls. Yeah, but every black thing is named like explicitly black. How would this be? They love it.

It's fucking black, black entertainment television. It's right in a fucking TV station What do you mean? Yeah, it's insulting. They love black black black black black black black blackies. They would love it my There are certain times depending on when it's running like I will watch more BET than anything because the Cleveland Martin Cleveland shows on it. Oh, is it really? I love the Cleveland show, man. That was a good show. It's great. It's her that bear. The branch name is a barrier to racialized girls. And this is a thing is racialized.

I love that Kevin Michael Richardson plays Cleveland, Jr. and Lester, like a big blackberry. Yeah, yeah. What is racialized? Is that how we're referring to black people now? They've been racialized? Yeah. Is that like, it sounds like radicalized.

Yeah, it's, but it's racialized. I know. I'm not racist. I have racialized friends. Don't feeling part of the guiding sisterhood and we cannot use a word that causes any girl harm. Holy shit! Please don't touch any girls. Don't fill their heads with this nonsense. Part of the girl guide promise is to take action for a better world. Taking action by updating

this branch name is an important step in creating a space where every girl feels that she belongs in girlguides. Okay, Yobamode, let's see here, let's give him, let's upgrade him. Who's that? That's big to last guy. Oh. Collar. Yep, yep, yep, all right.

There you go, buddy. There you go, buddy. You are upgraded, refresh. I was like to catch the conversation and discord. You do? I mean, just a little bit, because it's really never about the show. No, that's, I think that's another channel. Oh, he's in there with his, okay.

Yeah. Yo, what's going on, buddy? Hey, how's it going, man? Good, God, you sound crystal clear. Yeah. Best connection ever. Good. So you're going to jail.

Let's start it up. Yeah. Well, for a couple of things, actually, this big Alaska, by the the way for the people listening. Hi, hi, sorry to hit you with that stuff right away, but yeah, no, no worries. Um, yeah, so I'm, I was sending it to 30 days in jail for the Arizona Mace case. Okay. Um, so I'm doing that on January 2nd.

It looks like so that's coming up here doing 30 days and then on January 2nd, it looks like. So that's coming up here doing 30 days. And then on January 12th, I have the sentencing for January 6th, which breaking news, yeah, the prosecutors asked for 75 days. So generally, the, you know, it's between zero and 75 days, it could be in the middle, it could be 75, I don't know. So yeah, I got to do the 30 and then the January 6 on top of that. God, what did they get you for on January 6? Like, what was the actual crime? Yeah, so they got me for trespassing or I guess, officially picketing and parading in the capital. So fucking illegal parading. I said, there's a joke.

Yeah. You're going to jail for illegal parading. Forget about the mace thing, but you need a permit. You can't just be throwing parades wherever you want it. Oh man. Crazy thing is it's just a misdemeanor and you know, they're throwing the book at me and many other people and you know, many other throwing the book at me and many other people and you know, many other people have it far worse than I have.

So, you know, I'm sort of glad like, okay, you know, it's bullshit that I'm, you know, doing time for live streaming at all. But, you know, some people do have it far worse. So, you know, my heart goes out to them. It's a real situation. First situation. How bad did the other people have it? Well, I mean, there was just a guy sentenced a few days ago, got like three years, some people are getting.

Oh my God. Which guy was that the guy that kicked his feet up and had one of Nancy Pelosi's beers? I think this guy like stole a liquor bottle out of one of the offices or something, but you know, there's different degrees of charges, I guess. There's some people got felonies, some people stole stuff or did certain things. If you went in the Holy of Holies, they call it the main chamber, that's a different degree of charges.

But yeah, no, it's like, I have some. I'm in. Fuck them. That is so fucked. Stealing a fucking liquor bottle from a congressman gets you three years in jail. Somebody stole your liquor. What would you do to them?

Why the fuck does a congressman have liquor at work? Yeah, for me, that's the battle day. No, if you, if your sentence. I got a question for, for a baked Alaska. Yeah, right. If your sentence to say 50 days, do, would you generally do that whole time? No, you, that's like, no, no, Becht, you answer it. Well, yeah, I mean, I, I will do, you, you mean are you talking about like good time?

Like a normal guy, like if you're like a normal person, you get sentenced, you're not allowed to do it. You know what I mean? Like Like so it's like 50 days. Does it turn into 38 or is 50 mean 50 in this case? So, so yeah, it depends on the jail. It depends on a whole number of things. So, well, that, that is sort of what we're trying to do here possibly. You know, I respect the judge and the courts and everything. Of course, I can't talk too much about my case. Oh, you got to say that, too. That's the worst part. Yes, I do. I do. What? Listen, what we're trying, what we're hoping and praying that happens is that if I go in for the mace case, do the 30 days, I could get credit for the federal case as

well, sort of, you know, kill two birds with one stone. So no guarantee, but that is a possibility. And so say I get sentenced to 30 days instead of 75 or 45, you know, I could knock them out, you know, consecutively. I see. And get some credit for both. Also possibly some good time. So it could be a little shorter. But I'm losing my mind, Dick. This is crazy. Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do in jail. Like I'm going to be so bored. I don't have the internet. I don't know, you know, you're going to be bored between the rapes. You know what I never even thought about like somebody who spends their life on social media and stuff and does

that not having the internet. What's your game plan? Like I was always always told, when I was much younger, shave your head and join the white supremacists. Like I was told that by guys who've been to prison. Well, it is very segregated. I mean, you eat with your own, you know? Yeah, like you just do. Well, I spent a week in federal already when I was arrested.

It's really. Oh really? Yeah. I think it's different, you know? They're all different. No, with everybody. I got along with the blacks and the Hispanics and the white people. You know, everybody, the worst part is it's just boring.

That's it. Yeah. I'm bored as shit, but I, they did say I could bring one paperback book. So I think I'll probably bring a huge book like the Bible or maybe like a telephone book, you know, something. Those are very boring books. I don't know. I don't know. I don something. Those are very boring books. I don't know how to get like Donkey. You know what I hear something.

You can find a rock hammer in it. Yeah, I'll bring, dumping the worst books at, uh, so you were in federal for a week. I was a good book, but I'm also going to write this another thing. I'm going to write down all the phone numbers that I need inside the Bible or, you know, whatever I have because that was the other thing. Like, I only could remember my mother's number. That's it. I don't really remember phone number.

So I'm like, I'm gonna contact anybody. So yeah. Yeah. Wow. So it kind of sounds like you're excited about it. You know, weird way. No, I'm excited. No, definitely not.

Definitely not. He's just very hot. He's just an up guy, up guy. Yeah, I guess. No, definitely not. He's just very hot. You're just an up guy, upbeat guy. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. He's a big guy, but also it's like, you know, I can't let this get me down. I can't let this stop the year of Baked Alaska. You know, I got to keep going. It's going to be fine though. Like what I am happy about is getting this shit fucking over. That's what I really love that.

Because this is, you gotta understand, I've been going through court hearings for over two years now over this shit. You know, so this is, like even if I didn't go to jail, that's punishment enough, just going through all this bullshit and probation. Cost and anxiety. What the fuck does it take so long?

The time, the money that, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah, how much do this end up costing you all this like lawyer stuff? Yeah, upwards of 150 K so far, basically, oh, my God, only once you win. That's horse shit. Yeah, no, even if you just to go to jail, you're paying 150,000. That's a fucking house dude. I know. Down payment. Yeah, not an L.A. but not even an L.A. It's a down payment. So what exactly did you do on J6? Yeah, so I did a live stream and I sort of found myself, there was an open door and as

a content creator, I'm like, holy shit, you know, this is content. So I followed the content, I documented, I actually told, I saw people living and stealing and I said, do not, I said, put that down, do not, they're like, we're not here for this, like be peaceful. And so I was actually a peacemaker in there and, you know, they did write that down in my criminal complaint, but, you know, I do what I normally do. I live stream content, I follow the action, and that's what I did. I was not violent. I did not touch anybody.

I didn't hurt anybody. I just did a live stream. And, you know, I did stumble in the Capitol, but, you know, there had to be someone in there. Like, there should be someone in there recording it and streaming it. Like, we have every right to be in there covering it. Like we as a people. Well, yeah. And that's right. Whether you're allowed to be in there or not. But I think that there is a good to shoulder with the New York Times. I was standing so exactly. Exactly.

All these other journalists. So I'm a citizen journalist is because I don't work for fucking Fox News or whatever. You know, why does that matter? I had 20,000 live viewers, like, you know, people were watching my content. So I guess I didn't have the proper credentials, but it's like, nope, you knew that they were gonna be in the capital that day. You can't really like have a credential for that.

Hey, I got a credential for storming the capital. You know, like, you didn't know that that was gonna happen, you know, like you didn't know. That was nothing, you know. Well, it's also like, what did you make it worse by being there recording it? It doesn't really seem like. Like if the mob, I mean, I would have gone in. Sure. If I was there and people were going in, I'm like, yeah, check it out. Let's see.

I probably would have stolen the liquor. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Seems like a good idea at the time. You would have heard it on the death penalty. I'd be in jail. What about that guy that stole the podium? What did they do to him? Oh, he's, yeah, he's fucked. He's probably getting like, not a very hot. Yeah.

Stealing a fucking podium, dude. A podium, yeah. Yeah. Well, in the meanwhile, why? Why? A night showing in there and trespassing. They dropped all their charges, you know? And that's what's historically happened with Black Lives Matter and Antifa rallies, you know, they did fart. They let cities on fire for six months, but oh, no, let's drop those charges, you know.

I was at those protests too. What? Vita. I was at those protests too. Vito's there. Vito wanted to go loo. I asked me, Dick, you probably remember this. Do you remember when the Lakers won? It was like a few years ago, there was like a huge riot. They burned some cop cars. Yeah. They flipped them off. Yeah. I was. I was there streaming. There was people looting and cars. Yeah, we're on fire. But yeah. But like no one, no one really got in trouble for that. And I was just streaming it. So like, you know, just because I stream some unlawful activity,

like that doesn't mean I endorse it necessarily, you know, as a citizen journalist. So yeah, it's a weird situation, but I guess you can't do that. It's the whole thing is just to me, it's like a big fuck you to people. Like I don't care who, because the Democrats have like done a sit in at the Capitol, like an unlicensed sit in. Like the women or whatever, right? Remember that?

Yeah, when they went, yeah. I just don't like that's a public place. It's a public hall. People should be able to do whatever they want. They should be able to like the same the same protest rights that apply to the flag burning it. Like you're not to burn it and say, fuck you should apply to the Capitol. Well, they're burned the whole fucking thing now. We're gonna do it. We're gonna pay to get it rebuilt anyway. Different class.

They're a different class. Wait, it's our fucking building. Yeah, I can't endorse that message, but I get the sentiment. I understand. Were you pissed that Trump, did you think that Trump might pardon you? Yeah, yeah, no, I was. Are you pissed that Trump, did you think that Trump might, might pardon you? Yeah, yeah, no, I was actually real pissed.

I think, you know, too, I was too. Absolutely. Had the ability to do that. I don't know why people would think that. I think at least the non-violent people, right? Because a nice guy. No. The violent people, you maybe have a, you know, you have a case for, okay, you know, you

punched the cop with a fire extinguisher, what, you broke, like that's sort of another category. But for the people, the Trump Grammuz that were just taking a stroll through the Capitol, taking a selfie, like, what the fuck man, like come on, like they shouldn't be going to jail for once. Like, I saw this was terrible. A woman with the same charges me, same plea deal, parading in the Capitol, she had cancer and she was like 70 something years old, bald head, literally during chemo.

And she had to go serve 90 days. Oh, what did she do to get 90 days if you're getting less? What's it? No. So, and that's the mistake. That's why you see all these people that are like, big is a fat. Oh my gosh. You know, this is lower higher. So the judge, what do you say?

Are you, are you a fed? You know, of course not. Oh, I would have never been arrested. I mean, there's lots of people. Elijah Schaefer was in Nancy Pelosi's office. He was never arrested. I'm not saying he's a fed, but I'm just saying there's many cases Taylor Hanson wasn't arrested. Really?

Oh, yeah. I just showed you. They're probably punishing Elijah by keeping him out of prison. He means like a ass raped every day. I think Elijah would like a confidential informant type thing. Yeah. Working for the eye. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. You know, Taylor Hanson, for example, he filmed Ashley Babitt's murder. He was never arrested. He was way deeper than I was. So a lot of, and I'm not saying, you're right. It's just a very weird situation. It's weird. And so as far as the sentence it goes, it depends which judge you get.

You could get an activist judge. You could somehow, they see a video and they're like, oh, let's add eight charges because we saw you say this. It's kind of random and it's fucked up. You would think, oh, everyone with the same charge gets the exact same time. That's not the case. There's some people that are getting zero prison and are just getting three years probation.

And some are getting six months, some are getting three years. It's sort of luck of the draw, which is kind of fucked up, but that's our justice system right now. Well, it may seem probably isn't helping you. Oh, I see. Yeah, it's right. Right.

Funny thing about that is so a bouncer assaulted, I fucking hate bouncer. They were the worst. So I was looking for a fight. Yeah, I was so, I was the DD and my friends were streaming. They got kicked out. So they tried, they started kicking me out. I'm like, dude, I'm the DD. I was sitting by myself drinking water and this dude just starts going after me getting

aggressive and then he just shoves me and almost knocked me across the street. I almost fell into traffic. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? So I maced him. Why did you have a maze? Did that stop him? Oh, yeah, yeah, it stopped him. Yeah. So, so, so, I've been falling.

Terry Mace when I'm streaming because, oh, yeah, because hilarious. The thing is, the judge actually said, yes, he did assault you and that was unwarranted. And they said the first spray was justified self defense. And he turned, he turned back towards me and I sprayed again. And they said, oh, well, the second one was just fuck that. Well, you know, you didn't have to rub Tabasco in his eyes. Yeah, that was excessive.

That was also my first running with the law and my attorney said, oh, I've gone through thousands of cases. They will never give you jail to any, not even a day in jail for your first man. And guess what, the prosecutors asked for six months and the whole trial will bake the Alaska hates gay people. Bake the Alaska is a this and of that. And so it wasn't really about the mace. The trial was all about, you know, let's finish this motherfucker because we don't like what

he says. Why does everyone hate you so? Like honestly, I even, like I know you and I remember you as being like this conservative alt right, darling, but I don't even remember what you did to get that label at this point. Like it's been so long, you know what I mean? Like you've done so much shit. They call me the forest gump of politics because I've kind of been everywhere. But I fucking, you know, I was Milo's manager, that sort of upset a lot of content. Yeah. And then I used to do a lot of IRL streaming, sort of Andy Kaufman-esque performance

art where I just go piss people off in LA and they'd freak out and then make them. Yeah, you know, maybe it happened. Only in self-defense, but yeah, it kind of pissed twice. Not twice, yeah. But you know, the silver lining and all this well is, you know, I do have to do some jail time, but I've also, I've also matured through this process. So, so no more macing, you know, I'm staying out of trouble. Oh, mace once. Only once. Yeah. It's always twice. Well, I can't believe the guy got back up and came after you like, and this was all recorded on your live stream. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm surprised.

Mace someone anymore. It's not like it's a gun. It's not like a shoe. It's your mace, your mace. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's like, you say, look, like I didn't know I was, I was in fear for my life. I wanted to make sure like it's funny. They don't take that stuff into it. You don't know. You need to, you have to stop the threat in that situation.

I searched for a big to ask of Mace and the first result is a brief history of the internet's saddest neo-Nazi loser. Jesus. Wow. AV club. Yeah, I mean, a lot of the seething too comes from the left. They've been calling me a neo-nazi for years. You know, they've been spearing my name, of course. You know, a lot of people get that, but, oh yeah.

They're, they don't like me. Is this your Mace video? I want to watch it now. I want to see how much time is in between the Macing's. I don't know if that's the witch-macing video that is because there's been a couple. Okay. Well, I don't, you mean you've, you've maced multiple times? Yes.

Ah, and I only got one. Yeah, they were all just their friends, but I only got in trouble for one. Well, I was in Austin, Texas, and I went up to, I went in this like, they called it crack alley and someone's like I get you to know Interview these guys and crack alley. So there's this big group of black guys. I'm like, yo, what's up guys? And oh my gosh, they just started coming at me swatting my camera and I was like get the fuck back I'm Mace the fuck out of this dude. There was like swat running at me. I maced the fuck out of this dude that was like swatting at me. It's a black hot down.

Pshh, yeah, exactly. And then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I, then I,

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Okay, yeah, they're black. It was justified. Never mind. Blake, Michael Haska Mace King. This one says this is you, I'm chasing a compilation somewhere. I'm really. But that's amazing. Pretty good. But I've retired from that game. Oh, you're out of the Mace game now. Well, you know, I'm the Mace game. I've only been on top for so long.

If you have a speaker on your body and you have retards on the internet sending, you know, N word donations or whatever, you know, you're probably going to need a can of Mace to defend yourself. Yeah. I'm just saying speech classic. Is it Gilligan's? Is that where you got the guy twice? He's killing it. That's the one.

Here's his shouting. He's shattering it. Trilosing a song, sucker. Uh, okay, I'm gonna play it a little bit. I said, go go beat, shoot, go, go. Uh, this is a remix. Obviously. He's shouting at you.

That's fucking security. Look at hair. Now you come back and spray him from like eight feet away. That is the second one. That's the one that guy you in trouble. Yeah. Alright, maybe I can a maze compilation. Yeah. He's getting shouted at and then he's spinning around and maces as, oh, God. All right, all right, all right.

Let me get. Yeah. Yeah, I was upset that Trump didn't, that'd be a great, all right. Let me get. Yeah. Yeah, I was upset that Trump didn't, that'd be great pardon to frame. Oh, yeah. Put on your wall, you know, well, I mean, official rock about it, you know, it was all these other rappers that didn't even support him. Got it. Come on, dude.

I made Maga Anthem. We love our cops. You know, throw me a bone here. How do you feel about cops now? Oh, they're terrible. Oh, they're terrible. You know, I really hated that song that you wrote that we love our cops.

I know. I don't know if you heard me. I was on the Ralph Retort talking about how much I hated it. I didn't know that. Especially because he filmed a music video called We Love Our Cops in Burbank, who I'm, who

I hate more than any other cop. Oh, the Burbank PD. Yeah. Oh, they're fucking assholes. They're fucking worse, right? Yep, they're the worst. Yeah. But I'm glad to, I'm glad to hear that you've changed your mind.

I don't really love them so much now. Yeah. I mean, there's a couple good ones, but most of them, yeah, not so good. So what's your, do you think that the, do you think that it's jail, right? That you're going to not prison? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So well, Arizona will be county jail and the federal prison. So yeah. But it, like I said, I'm trying to get credit for both if, you know, the judge will allow that. It's not guaranteed. I might have to do both sentences, but at the very most, it looks like in total, I would

do about three months. And there are, yeah, there are some things like good time, you do half the time. Obviously, I'm going to have good behavior. So like I said, I'm staying positive and I just want to get this fucking over with so I can move on with my life, you know, get back to making content and new music and all that next year. So did you see any feds, any actual feds at J6? Like why was the door? Oh yeah, there's all kinds of weird shit like that guy Roy Eppish. Is that a real guy? I'm the one who uncovered raps like you probably, he probably seems to see you. And I'm saying,

you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, get this. Why didn't they arrest Reheps? He literally was telling people to go into the Capitol. He was inciting people. He was at the front of the lines, the front of the barricades. I called him a fed the the night before and then we saw I'm doing shit on the six as well. He was on the FBI most wanted list and then mysteriously disappeared, never arrested,

never charged. Never charged. Yes. He was on the most wanted list. Yeah, and they took him off the website. No, shit. Is there like proof of that? There's archives.

Yeah, there's archives of this revolver news. Okay, let me, I'm trying to find the, I'm trying to find the video where you, where he was screaming go in the Capitol and you called him a fed. Sure. Does anyone have that on discord? I know I've seen it before. You just job by memory. Don't you find it silly that the Democrats like Liz Cheney and Nancy Pelosi have defended this guy? Yes. You think they can defend a Trump supporting capital writer?

Yeah. No. Stinks to high heaven. Yeah. All I can find is the day of, but I know, I know there's a video of him the night before saying we should go into the Capitol, right? Right. I just look at Ray up January 5th.

Oh yeah, good one. January 5th. Yeah, conspiracy. Oh yeah, New York Times. Fucking lay out. Tell me how stupid I am, New York Times, please. Probably gonna repay while God damn it. I got to pay to see how dumb I am. New evidence undercuts J6 instigator conspiracy theory.

Like what? Why would the FBI not have a guy there trying to stir up trouble? Well, cops do that. You sure they do. Yeah. And they're just super cops. Like they're just federal cops. A lot of millions of people there. Of course they had federal people stirring up trouble.

Yeah. Of course they don't have the video in the New York Times. Let's see here. Pretty sure it's on YouTube. Ray Haps January 5th. Do do do. Are you dating anybody right now, Picked? You will know you will be see. Yeah, I'll be doing a few people very soon.

Are you gonna do you have a limit in prison? Like a hand jobs, okay? Are you willing to give those out to say save? We could do handies, you know, nothing too serious, but you got to keep your virginity. Fuck, I can't fucking find somebody. Please help me find this video and Chad. That's been aired. There's, here I found it.

You got it? Yeah, I put it in a current. Another story. And hope. Okay. The Tucker video. Oh, you got the, yeah, I put it in a current. Another story. Jen, hope. Okay. The Tucker video. Oh, you got the, yeah, the Tucker video. All right, all right, all right.

Let's see. Where is that the baked part? It's a 10 minute video. Well, Tucker's known for his brevity. Yeah, the curious case of Ray Epps, which the time supporter that one man was actually caught on camera, planning it in correction, encouraging a breach of the capital complex. That man's name is Ray Epps. Now, the New York Times noted that Epps was videotaped on both January 5th and

January 6th, urging protesters to swarm the Capitol. 845. Oh, no, I was just there. Okay. Right there. Shit, sorry. Okay, here.

The Capitol. I'm going to go to jail. Here. Come on. So this is your life. Shit, sorry. Okay, here. Capital. How are we going to go to jail? So this is your live streaming this big, right? And you're talking to Ray Epps here. Yep.

And this is when he says you have to go into the capital. Here I'm going to play it, Sean. Riching protesters just formed the capital. Here it is. We need to go in. Let's go. I'm going to put it out there. I'm probably going to go to jail. capital. Here it is.

There he is. Starting to fetch in. Yeah, he's like Starting to feds in. Yeah, he's like a tour guide right there. Yeah, folks, this one fucking forest gum of politics. Dude, that is the most, like you, so you see how he's talking. Yeah. That's the most obvious cop I have ever seen in my fucking life. He doesn't, he doesn't look, he doesn't sound like a pro. He sounds way too together and like rational.

Yeah. You know, I think he's like going in there and telling him somebody buddy, we gotta go in. What it looks like. And nothing happened to this asshole. Yeah, he was never arrested. He was never charged. Did he go in?

I don't know. I mean, I mean, he was just getting. He was never charged. Did he go in? I don't know. I mean, he was just getting other people to go in. But it is definitely crazy. Yeah, like you said, he's leading the crowd. So I want to say this because the first time he said that, he said, we gotta go into the Capitol. And I went, let's go. Okay, the reason I said that, I thought he was just some crazy boomer and you probably know when you're interviewing someone saying insane shit. Sometimes, just yeah, you, yeah, woo, let's go.

I wanted this guy to keep talking because this was crazy. And then he said it again and again and he kept following me around and whenever we were doing something productive, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this matters. We need to go in to the Capitol. And so finally, I think it was the third time he said it to me. I was like, no, and I was like, fed, fed,

and I started that chant because after that third time, he said the exact same words. It was like a script. I was like, I 100% know this guy's a fed. Like, I don't know what it is. what it is. And then the videos come out later that he was at the, at the very front where they breached the barricades. He was the first guy there whispering into people's ears directing them. And it's just, you know, it's so much vindication. Also, I never got credit for that clip. And I was never interviewed by any of these shows,

probably because, you know, I'm radioactive apparently, but that's the red crime. Yeah, Vito is on Tucker Carlson last, or two nights ago. Really? Yeah. We're doing the Netflix thing. I'll be damned.

Here it is. It's just that guy rapes. We're really prompt coverage of that, huh? Again. Oh, we get covered again, because Josh then he got banned or something. Yeah, now it's the biggest story of the year, for sure. So I do take some pride in that.

Was there ever a point where you're like, maybe I shouldn't be in here? In the capital? Yeah. Um, not really, because I went up to a cop, I fist bumped him and I'm like, hey, thank you for your service, you know, and like I said, if I need to leave, let me know.

And he's like, no, no, you're good. Oh, you're good. Oh, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're great. Yeah, you're great. You're going to jail.

She's got some liquor over there. Right. If that liquor got me, if you were about to be arrested or trespassed, the cop would say, they're supposed to give a formal announcement. Yeah. Now, or you will be arrested. But then do that.

I mean, it was just so funny. Yeah. Like the whole storming thing and all those assholes hiding out of fear. Like, it was so funny. They had to spur out and throw people in jail. Like, that's the real reason. Like, it was great. I loved every, I loved every fucking second of it. And it sucks that you're going to jail for it. And doubly sucks, you didn't

get pardoned. But yeah, well, I was just like I said, I didn't do anything violence and I disavow all the violence, but yeah, I don't know. It's a weird situation and you know, it also the government killed someone that day. Let's not like I know that we I know that you have to and we have to like trip over ourselves to say how peaceful we are, but the government murdered a woman that day for fun for fun. They were never in any danger. They all could have evacuated that fucking cop. She looks like a bouncer. She looks like a bouncer. Well, they wanted chaos.

I mean, they purposely denied Trump's request for national guard. Yeah. And that was the other thing. Why are the doors open? Why are there no cops here? Why is, you know, it's like they were leading, you know, because it was fine. Because it was fine. The whole thing was fine, except the pictures were so embarrassing

that they had to come down hard. Capital police. Yeah, give me a break. I was there at the rally on January 6th. It was so fucking cold that day. I remember. And we were all out there. It was a love fest. We were having fun and the people that started it was the cops. They started tear-gassing pepper spring mate like they were doing uh flash bangs on grandmas and that's what started the crowd to turn against the cops because they were being fucking dicks when we were just out there on a peaceful protest. So you know, that's not really covered by the media very much, but I saw cops literally

punching people, hitting people with batons that are just standing there like old ladies and stuff. So you could kind of see and then when the crowd hit back, the cops hit back, you know, even harder, like they wanted that chaos. They wanted something to happen. It was clearly a setup up. So yeah, that's my opinion. Uh, you got any predictions for are you a desantis guy? Are you? Uh, what do you think about? Yeah. I'm a yay guy. Yay. 2024. There you go. Uh, yeah. Good. Okay. Are you

got any predictions for 2024? Or I don't know the future? Well, I mean, I'm gonna have a time to think about it in the big house. I do like, I do like Trump, but I think his announcement speech was very weak and low energy. So I hope he picks it up. I really do like yay. You know, I hope to work for his campaign because Milo is his campaign manager now. So I probably will work on this campaign. I'm gonna be some content.

That'll be good. Yeah, so it's Milo gonna turn him gay. I know he's straight now, but Milo likes black, wiener. Milo is straight now. Yeah, Milo's straight now. Okay, okay, I see. Trump is just not forward thinking enough. I mean, he's talking about all these boring things.

Oh, I'm gonna cut your taxes by one percent. Like, we don't care. We're getting censored online. We need to free humanity. I want my fucking Twitter back. Like, that's what I care about. Well, what do you think of the E-Line? Do you think E-Line's gonna give you your Twitter back?

I hope so. I mean, E-Line's doing okay. You know, he trumps back and a couple people are back and rotates back. So that's nice. Yeah. I think he's going to slow roll it, like let everybody on bit by bit to just keep the news papers writing about once. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. No, I don't know. I think, I mean, I would love to see a Trump, yay. Yeah, his VP ticket, you know, that would be amazing, but that would be amazing.

That would be even better. It would be even better than the first time. That would be an amazing ticket. Yeah, please. I think they go to the primaries. I mean, because you only need one percent polling to get in the first debates. Right. So he could go into debates.

He could lose or whatever. And then, you know, if Trump's impressed by something that would be amazing. Yeah. That's what I would like. Yeah. That's a major expression. Yeah. It's going to be amazing. This whole next year is going to be very, very fun. I'm feeling the 2016 energy. It's back. And after I get out of jail, I want to come through in person because I miss LA. I really do miss it. So I want to come say I'm going to come back. Of course.

Cool. I don't think it's funny that Elon Musk has used like subsidies and like federal reserve stock pumping policies to buy like the government's own brainwashing tool from them with fake money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he just used their own bullshit money and bought their brainwashing tool and now they're fun. They don't know how to do it. Like, oh, shit.

I don't know how to take it back. Well, that's the government, you know, yeah. I guess like, you know, Ford and GM use the subsidies to, you know, do car stuff and you know, you know, do and GM use the subsidies to, you know, do car stuff. And yeah, he went on more. He used the front of his. Yeah. Well, last I'll say it's just, I mean, I was thinking this either who the fuck decided that the ADL is like in charge of the world.

Like, what the fuck? That's a fucking great question. The ADL is now like, oh, well, we don't, we don't really know. Elon told us, why don't you guys just go fuck yourselves. No one gives a fuck with the ADL is now like, oh well, we don't really know. Elon told us, why do you guys just go fuck yourselves? No one gives a fuck with the ADL, you guys don't fucking make anything. Nothing, you produce nothing. God, you're putting a fucking volcano, fuck you.

It's so crazy, the ADL. Well, Joe, Elon met with us and he told us, go fuck yourselves. Where do you guys building rockets? To fucking Zion? What the fuck, what do you have to say about any of this shit told us go fuck yourselves. Where are you guys building rockets? To fucking Zion? What the fuck, what do you have to say about any of this shit? Go fucking kill yourselves. Rocket Desire. I rather know what the fucking girl guides of Canada

has to say about this in the ADL. This is a new album from Rocket Desire. Rocket Desire. No, it's, it's, it's getting out of control. From he and the Bruce. Who fucking? Who the fuck? Who the fuck?

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Yeah, they're just professional hall monitors pretty much at this point. It's pretty bad. Yeah, I hope we can rise. But like I said, who the fuck said they're, you know, they're in charge of everything. Like it's just like they think they are like the top of the top. Like, yeah, who the fuck are you talking to? Elon Musk, the richest man in the world. How about you shut the fuck up? You got it. You got it. You got it. The blacks have united their triforce of anti-Semitism now with Kanye, with music,

Kyrie Irving with sports and Dave Choupell with black comedy. Let's go. Now they've got, you know, the Lent of the, Zelda Tri Force of, and Black Hand. What's that? That's hard to beat. That's a good trio.

Yeah, that's unstoppable. Because they're gonna send you like, it's like recycle, reduce, reuse. Like, oh, you didn't like the sports guy? Yeah. Cause he's like, right. I'm just trying to ball for you. We've got one for you.

Oh yeah, okay. Well, we're gonna send you over to this guy. I think he's like, I'm just trying to ball. We've got one for you. Oh yeah, okay. Well, we're gonna send you over to this guy. And he's like, what people drive like this? He's like, and then he's go back to the music guy. And he's like, in every club is bumping like,

fuck the shoes, right? I have made a song all about. I'm like, oh fuck you guys fucking bit off an awful lot here. That's a big motsable. You got hanging out. Jesus.

Well, if they would just leave us alone, it would be fine. So, you know, if they weren't getting into our business and banning us from everything, like, it's crazy, man. It's crazy. It's crazy. Kanye is having a mental health episode. So he's insane. No, he's nuts.

He's nuts. He's nuts. I just about him. I think he's very, I think he's very well. No, this is baked. This is where we say it's called cover your ass. You should try it sometime. Yeah. Oh, he's so crazy. Yeah. Yes. It's crazy. All right. Do you want to plug anything? Probably plug your asshole before you go to jail. No, I would say. Do you know to plug anything? Probably plug your asshole before you go to jail. No, I would say.

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Cover. What does a Dietrich Bader say in office? Sorry. Peter man. Watch your corn hole. Watch your corn hole by. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Well, you. Hey, thank you guys so much. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. He is a, he is a chipper guy. Always that beat. I mean, he really isn't going to jail. You actually, you, I mean, you, you do feel like good talking to him. Actually, he's kind of a, yeah, he's just a very, you know, kind of an up guy. I think his, his parents are like, I think he said that. Yeah. But it's, an up guy. I think his parents are like Christian ministers. I think he said that, didn't he? Yeah.

But it's funny. I don't know what, you know, I don't follow him online. I don't do anything. I just know him from when he's been in here a couple of times. He's just kind of an affable guy. And I take him as that and I don't go any further with it. Going to fucking jail. Illegal parading.

I love that. It's so great. The mace thing though. Okay, yeah. I can definitely see that that could be demon. It could be called. It's like you didn't need to, you know. It's like in Kingpin, you know, when he knocks out a Randy quaid, right?

I didn't want them to think we were in cooots or whatever. She goes, well, you didn't have to have beers with him afterwards. Okay, let's, let's look at the ball, I'll review tech specs. Oh, yeah. Okay. Here we go. The ball, though. I'm in already.

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No. Never could. I don't think I'm missing out. Yeah, I don't want to try it. Yeah, but yeah, using this for penetration. Yeah, yeah, specifically. I don't think I'm missing out. Yeah, I don't wanna try it. Yeah. Yeah, you try shit, but you don't have to try everything. You know, the guys said like, I'll try anything once. Should probably be a little more fucking selective. I'll try a couple things.

Yeah, I'll try a lot of things once, you know. All right. I just got a bunch of stuff here. Let's just do voice mail. We spent a long time talking to Bigelastka. And let's do some advice and then we'll do voice mail. This is from Burnus. Hey Dick and Sean. Don't use my real name.

I'm writing to ask for advice on if I should bang this fat chick that I work with. Yeah. Yes. That's it. Yeah. Yes. That's it. Yes, is the moving on. She is probably five three. You wanna over under? What's her height?

Five. You wanna guess her weight at five three? Yeah. Five three, he's such a fat, right? Should I bang this bad shit? Does he know her weight? Does he say it in there? Yeah, it's next. You want a guess two eighteen? Oh, close. She's five three two hundred pounds, but she has a huge rack. Well, okay Normally I would just go ahead and do it, but she is 30 and gives me that I will force you to nut inside me and make me a mom kind of vibe.

And I'm not ready to be a dad, especially a dad of fat kids and a fat mom. Would be an easy lay though. Loves and smooches. PS, how is my grammar in syntax? It's wonderful. Always be on top. Sorry about the man like this. Do not do not let her pin you.

Okay. Yeah. Watch wrestling tapes. Just don't like whatever you have to do to put yourself in the state of mind. She's going to try to get you on your back and put and use her weight to her advantage to get you to nut inside of her grounded pound. She can't ground it, but I'll be proud of you.

Ha, ha, ha. You gotta get out of that. Learn some moves, learn some emergency moves if you're gonna nut. Watch the elbows. Yeah. You're not gonna be able to work your hips out because this bitch is 200 pound.

I mean, imagine four bags of cement on your lap. God, that's a lot. That's a lot. Cement bags, right? Yeah. You can't move, you know, you're going to nut inside that cement. Yeah. You've got to, you've got to learn some judo moves to get her arm away, you know, but

over. Right. Look it up. Use her momentum against her. Go to an MMA class, find a guy, a muscular man, and try to get out of that, get him to train you to get out of that move because she's going to get on top of you. Practice not nutting inside him. And then you'll be ready.

Yes. And then you'll be ready. Here's more advice. Don't read my name, okay. Hey, Dick and John. Yeah. Long time listener, first time writer. I'm at a bit of a pickle and I need some advice.

Currently I'm working full time as a plumber while simultaneously studying for my bachelor in law. It's a bit of a stress, but I can handle it. The issue I need help with is my family. I don't have contact with anyone of my family except my mother and my sister. My mother is a neurotic wreck of a person. I feel like I can't really live my life to my full potential, partly because I always have to fix shit for her. Yeah. Amazing. What happened to dead? Yeah. You wise up, split. Recently, she lost her job and she has no savings.

It's a long story. Nope, it's not. So she came asking me to pay for all of her living expenses except rent because she has an extra apartment she rents out that covers the rent with the place she stays at. She says it's only for the period when she's starting her business, which I doubt.

My sister can't help because she had a kid. Those have any money. I feel like I don't want to give her money each month. Honestly, it's probably gonna be maybe 500 bucks or something, but I'd rather invest that into the future. Well, what the fuck should I do? I feel like it's unfair for me to bust my ass. Every fucking day, just to take care of my mom,

who's almost 60 while I'm 24, a part of me just wants to end it all, to not have to deal with it. I'm gonna kill myself, so I don't have to pay him. Wait, wait, wait, there's more. I just wanna have a normal life without stress. At least a somewhat normal family life. I also feel like I should mention the fact

that I was diagnosed with depression. Yeah, sure. Bro, you don't have to say diagnosed. You're depressed, yeah. It doesn't make it more depressed than I mean, there's different types of depression. But there's different types of depression too. I wanna fucking kill myself.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. Dealing with my family. You don't need a fucking, you. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Dealing with my family. Yeah, I mean. You don't need a fucking, you don't need a receipt for that. Yeah, yeah. Diagnosed with depression from the age of 15 to the age of 19, it didn't go away. I never finished school.

I don't have to spend time whether if there's factors, it can. I mean, just anyone's to kill himself. Yeah, yeah, I mean, no, it sounds like it's a, oh, it's a life thing, you know. I never finished school. And it was honestly a fluke that I landed the plumber job.

They make good money plumbers, right? Sure they can. Yeah, I mean, anybody with a kind of a skilled, you know, specialized trade like that can do really well. I've known AC guys, you know, to make tons of money, tons of money. I'm just saying this because it ties into the fact that any minor setback has knocked me out for a week,

sleeping 12 hours a night, et cetera, just to recover. Yeah. What I'm saying is, trying to say is that I'm trying my fucking hardest all day, just because I refuse to give up and can't deal with this bullshit. While trying to do that, the story of my family is very long and abusive mentally and physically. So it's a bit too much to type out in an email.

Should I just say no, or should I give her the money because my family, I'm honestly lost, sorry if my grammar's a bit too much to type out in an email. Should I just say no, or should I give her the money because my family, I'm honestly lost. Sorry if my grammar is bad. English is not my first language. Smooch is for Sean and Dicco fuck you. So hey buddy. Actually you're English is for your mom.

I don't help your mom. So what do you? Look, I never wake up at any point and say, why aren't I helping this guy's mom? So what do you? A lot of, he could have been brought up with the like, hey, family always helps family. There's, there's, there's, there's cultures like that.

It depends where you come from. He says English and I, his first language. It's like, if you're, if you're Filipino or something, like you're all living together. If mom or dad can't handle you, sometimes you never move out of the house. There's a real There's a real thing plus you get you know, I mean Greek can be it family above all like a new man No matter how fucked up no matter how fucked up the family dynamic is the end result. Here's here's the here's the facts

You're you're a young person trying to make your way in the world, right? She's 60 years old. She's had her shot. She's had her shot. And by helping her, may negatively impact your, it's not your job. That's the fact. That sounds cold and clinical. It's not your job. It's not your fault. It's not your obligation. If you do it, it's because you can and you're not missing it. Don't ever be, don't ever be thinking you're going to be paid back or restored in any way or even, even thanked in the and don't expect her behavior or anybody's behavior to change if you do this. You basically, your mom is like an only fans that you're just dumping money into. You basically, your mom is like an only fans that you're just dumping money into. This bitch can get, she can go out, meet some 70 year old, no problem.

Starts sucking dick, have a nice place to live. Like it's nothing. Both mom and sister can do this, but there's, you are sipping for them as one would simply for only fans. Yeah, I get the guilt that you probably feel like, it's my family I should be helping. I get that. It's not an easy thing for you to do, but it's like, that's the, there's gotta be a line. It's block them.

Block them for a week. See how, see how your depression improves. Get drunk. This is what I do. Get drunk, get really drunk. You do This is what I do. Get really drunk. You do? No, I do. Get really drunk.

And then block them. Yeah. This is what I do. This is my trick for women. Get really drunk and then block them. And then I wake up and I forgot that I blocked them. Yeah. So I don't have to deal with them anymore.

Yeah. And I'll be like weeks. And I'll go like, you just think they're not commenting anymore. Or texting me. Oh, for yeah, yeah. And then I'll be like weeks and I'll go like, you just think they're not commenting anymore or texting me. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're like weeks and I'm like, oh, we fucking blocked. Oh, wow. The chemicals have worn off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking pathways in your brain go away. Well, look, they're no longer addicted to a sick cycle. Yeah, you can be, dude, you can be addicted to misery or lower drama. Yeah, addicted to booze. It really is. It's like, it's what you know. And you just, yeah, for sure. I can block them.

For sure you guys. You, uh, you start, you have to learn how to think differently and really take a look at it. And then like the feelings will come after that. But I, I, you know, I, to some extent, to a large extent, I relate to this guy. Yeah. Yeah. It's not, I relate to this guy. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not your job. It's not your job. Just like when he's to do. He probably goes back and thinks like when he was 12 or 15 or something like that boy, I did that and that was really shitty thing to do to my parents and my parents and your agonist. It's like, they're the adult.

You're the kid. They're supposed to be better than you. Yeah. They're supposed to be better than you. They're supposed to be better than you, no matter what you do. And if they're not, then that turns your entire thinking fucking yeah. Give her like a book of crossword puzzles and say if you finish this, I'll give you $5.

So just keep her like, keep her working. Hey, you know what? I'll give you all the money in my bank account. Just name the planets. Name all the planets. Name the planets. Give me a book report on the battle of Verdun. Yeah, by five today.

Give me a PowerPoint. Record yourself doing a PowerPoint. I'll give you some money. How about that? If she can't do a fucking, if she can't make a simple book report for some money, then she doesn't need it. She doesn't fucking need it.

Well, she probably got fired from Twitter HR. God, did you see all those ladies? It was hilarious. Do read Albert Commose the Stranger and give me a book report. And then I will give you $50. All right. And then I have another book that you can read. After that, you'll be doing a book report,

you'll be doing a book report every week. I'll give you 100 bucks. Right. How does that sound, mom? Read the fucking book. Read the book, summarize it in an engaging way that shows you understand the topics and the theme of the book and deliver it to me.

Right. And then you'll get your money. Right. If you don't need the money that bad, then I can't help you. Got to work for it. Right. Got to work for it. All right. Goodbye, everybody. This is Midik Show. Patreon.com. So, I'm just going to see you next Tuesday. Presenting. Oh, it's quiet. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? what? what? What? What? What? for shits, mannequins. Sorry man, you were right, you were right. It looks dumb. Okay, one voicemail, here we go. What a nicked little jump. What a dog to be here.

I was just listening to latest high step episode and I heard you guys talking about that phenomenon where women great-struck when they were attractive and men stayed generally the same. That sounded kind of confused. I was seeing like I immediately understood what the fuck was going on. Okay. So it's just it's in the differences I think in like the groups that you're with women and women and men and men. So you're forced together in public school and shit like that. Most of

like your friend group for most of us is same sex and a lot of your learning is you're growing up the same sex with your friends that you have and your social interaction and because you learn a sex with your friends that you have and social interaction because you learn a lot from your friends you have well we're friends with other women women just hate hot women for some fucking reason i don't understand as much as pretend to understand that they don't know about the help other hot women they mean to other hot women and when they see them i feel like like you see it before like you'll see like

a group of chicks and like the leader is this fucking a rogue. Man, that fucking happened. Whereas, and so the hot women don't really get any benefit of being a dog. I do too. I do too. Never want to be friends with hot guys. They're not saying it because they get sick.

Yeah, we're just don't want to be friends with hot girls. The guys, they're annoying. They're attractive. When guys, see another guy who's attractive, we're probably more like, oh shit. yeah yeah or attractive when you know that i think we're probably more like i think that with three big i want to my team yeah

yeah rare sub-set of food in fells we literally have a name for them there's no fucking rare that are like so the attractive men get the benefit of literally the guy. It was like a learn from the golemish, legal. Where's the guy made time to be like, oh, God, I got city. You guys say, wait, and he looks creepy.

Like, if you see a group of guys, I think I'm being a real fucking point. Why is this? No, and it's a good point. You know what I mean? It's 40 more seconds. Oh, fucking look good. Well, let's get out with the idiot.

I don't know what all I'm saying is, you know what I mean? The tractors men help out women and do things for them. And I've never seen a woman like that. Does he finish or get cut off? Let's see. Yeah, you made your fucking point like 40 seconds ago. That's straight. They generally just get shit done for them and even track these guys are actually doing

get the injection girls. Just a little food for that. atic physical. You're probably right. He fucking finished it. Damn. Cause the attractive guys, you're like, I was trying to build them up, right?

I get the attractive girls, like guys, are just trying to tell them nonsense. Yeah. Makes sense though with the attractive guys. That's interesting. Okay. I'm gonna do one more. Yeah, make sense though with the track guys. That's interesting. Yeah. Okay. I'll do one more. Yeah. All right. What makes me a pretty big rage is every single aspect of sports outside of playing it or watching it

Either play a game or just or just watching the action, the direct game. Every fucking commentator, the Android commentators, the stupid TV shows, the film, the female reporters, the after game commentary, the pre-game show, the midweek show the sports center. It's all the most boring mind-numbing, uninteresting. It's anti-interesting. I read a lot of grass grow because at least something is happening. In the sports commentary world, it's like they're trying to create anti-contin. The totality of the event is just unfolded before my eyes. And now you're going to say what? That's right, nothing. Because there's nothing to say. And yet they

do. It's the most disturbingly bizarre, stupid, depressing thing that I've ever seen on TV. And it needs to stop right now. Yeah. So you're just talking weird. You're talking about the analysts and stuff. I mean, just with the show is like the whole channel dedicated to talking about the records. We're going to have to live in purgatory. And that's all. That's what happened to Kylie Irving. Like, they just went after him because they had to fill content.

Kylie Irving. Yeah, what I said, Kylie, Kylie Irving. He posted like that movie he posted about black Israelites is retarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's on Amazon. It's like, hold it. And black people came from like spaceships and the right fucking thing. Shaq played it at one of his theaters.

Did he? Yeah, it was like a premiered, some stupid ass thing. Oh man, people were like, it's cool that he didn't, like that he just said, he's calling it fuck you. Yeah. It's just a movie that I'm posted. People are fucking crazy, man.

It's this whole industry of like sports news. Yeah. I needed to, I know, like cause this retarded pillering of him. Yeah. And it's ultimate, it's ultimate prisoner of the moment because people get passionate about sports. So even the people who are covering it. Yeah, and then yeah, Shaq is like super high-capable.

I can't believe you would say, like shut the fuck up, you idiot. What are you talking about? Next week, we talk about fucking documentary. It's like ancient aliens. Oh my God, I can't believe it. It's gonna. Documentary. It's like ancient aliens. Oh my god. I can't believe it. It's funny. It cares. History channel became, you know, first it was the Hitler

channel and then it became about it. Aliens. Yes. Okay. That's okay. Goodbye everybody. See you.