The Dick Show - Episode 335 - Dick on Butt Deodorant

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

A gross commercial, all my favorite guys team up, some good old fashioned Satanic panic, skydiving shop teachers, #StayWoke merch, BDSM teddy bears, mandatory fun at work, getting even with a crazy woman, and the biggest Fat Watch yet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Yeah, it's like having a deadbeat dad the way they do beer labels. Like, I don't care what you got for me today. I don't care about your name, funky hops, bookertop, IP Whale, IP Snail. Oh, look, I'm a snail. I'm getting you wasted. I'm an IP, IP, wait, that doesn't even fit. Indiana, I'm an India pale snail. I may, I get you drunk slow, but I'm a snail.

I'm like, I don't give a shit, man. I don't give a shit, dad. I know you're gonna be gone after this. I know I'm gonna come back to this happy slicker, and I'm never gonna see you again, so I don't fucking care. Right. I'm not attached to it at all. That's, yeah.

Not even speaking about my dad. My dad's always there, but I'm saying, can't get away from him. Using the young and archetypes of our time, that's what it would be akin to. So if you and the audience have a father that's not there, you understand what I'm talking about. Let's just you and me having a conversation now.

Got it. Of which I don't belong in. Of the two of us. That's one of us doesn't belong. Look at this one. What's that? Harland Brewing, labor of us. One of us doesn't belong. Look at this one. What's that? Harland Brewing, labor of beer. See that?

Is that the same company? You think? What's that? It's not, because now all these fucking morons are using the same can and the same printing device to print stickers crazy on the can. You think I was supposed to care about all this? It's just fucking sticker, okay? It's a sticker. I don't want decmills on my can. You can have close to care about all this, it's just fucking sticker, okay?

Yeah. It's a sticker. I don't want decmills on my beer. Look at this, Sean. It's just a fucking sticker. It's just a sticker. Obviously cheaper for them to do stickers than, you know, have it something printed on their cans.

Yeah. So now we're all doing stickers and cans, still exploding. Wait, I just, I don't understand beer anymore. It's a crypto whale. I really don't. It's a crypto-hopped Indiana, Indiana, excuse me, India, I know what the word is,

India Pale Whale. Indiana Pale Whale, I wanna see that. An Indiana Pale Whale? Yeah. Why are we drinking India Pale Whales? We should be drinking Indiana Pale Whales. Yeah. Keep it America man.

There you go. Oh my God, what a week. Everything's moving faster and faster now. Is that right? It's getting things are getting really fast and crazy. Fast and crazy. Yep. I've seen them paying attention.

I've seen them crazy. You've never seen them fast and crazy. Very rarely do you see to stay on crazy. Yep. I've seen him fast. I've seen him crazy. You've never seen him fast and crazy. Very rarely do you see things fast and crazy. We did all this, we did all this yay shit start, like three weeks ago. Oh no, more than that. But like this new round. Oh, the new round?

Where he's going after a mysterious cabal of strangers that delete your bank account if you act up. Oh, is he right? Well, fuck you don't, don't you fucking dare. No, it's been, it's been a while. He's been going after this mysterious cabal for a while. Yeah. Really? Yeah, he has.

Howdy. What kind of circles are you in? You know this, right? I mean, you know, entertainment, I guess. Mm. That's where the mysterious cabal is located. Yeah, well, you know. The axis of the mysterious cabal of mysterious. Yeah, well, you know, the axis of the mysterious cabal of mysterious.

Yeah, it's one of the areas. Why the mystery? All right. Now, and now Nick Flentez is Yez. You remember our little boy Nick Flentez called into the show? I do. He did call in one statement. He's a farming man, always wears a suit,

always smiling, saying, please, and thank you. Yeah. Every grandmother's dream. He'll be like, is many cookies as he can. Such a good boy. Is many cookies as time and physics allow? He will bake you. Yeah.

And he'll do it with a smile on his face. He's now Yez. Spokesman or something? Oh, fantastic. That's amazing. Ever thought you would hear that. No. Oh Nikki Fuentes did not ever think I would. The cat man now. What was people even came before? They would make they were teasing them because you just friends with that cat boy, Cammy. They called in also Right, because all these people that call in are now

Now now Nick Fuentes is Yez called in also. Right. Because all these people that call in are now, now Nick Fuentes is Yez public spokesperson, I guess. Public spokesperson, man, I'm just kidding about the catch. You don't care about that. Oh, well, comes up every time that's, that's fast. And what was the other thing? That's wild and crazy, fast and crazy, fast and crazy. We grew up on, if you didn't grow Fast and wild and crazy. Fast and wild, fast and crazy. Fast and crazy.

We grew up on, if you didn't grow up on wild and crazy kids, you're not prepared for what's happening. Yeah. We are wild and crazy kids. It's too late to get wild and crazy. It's too late to get wild and crazy. It's too late to get wild and crazy. It's too late to get wild and crazy.

If you weren't a kid getting wild and crazy, you're not gonna be ready for it. No. I don't even know what I have here. I only start the show. Okay. See if this works. Yes. My attached to everything. Am I broadcasting? Yes. Yes. Yes. I was trying to scramble for somebody to call in. Yeah! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I might do that now, I don't remember that in the old days. Like a water man, my mouth is just like soaked with water. Why are you on the verge of always puking?

No, I mean, drink it up, you know what I hear? You know I wasn't drinking last night because you came in and I was fiddling around with camera settings trying to make us look like we don't have jaundice. That's true. And I failed, probably look like shit. I don't know, I got two TVs in this room.

I look back and forth. Are they different? I look worse, so that must be more accurate because the more accurate it looks like me. The more accurately, the more immediately I can recognize myself, the worse I know I look. Oh, okay. You know what I mean?

Sure. That looks exactly like me. What a whole feeling. Yeah, yeah. Looking at myself. How'd you do a bonus episode this week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking at myself. Um, we should do bonus episode this week.

I guess we have to. Yeah, we do, don't we? I guess we have to. Yeah, Destiny is coming in. I just found out tomorrow to do a biggest problem episode. Wow. It's my video. I wonder what we're going to talk about.

Maybe it will be, maybe some, maybe crazy hoes will be a problem of mine that I'll bring in because I am so sick of these crazy hoes will be a problem of mine that I'll bring in, because I am so sick of these crazy hoes trying to take down famous and powerful men like Destiny and Harvey Weinstein and Louis CK. What's up with Destiny? He's doing great. Did he get to...

Malent, he's fucking thriving. Would he get me to or something? Yeah, he got me to it by this. Me toed by this. He got three toed actually. Really, just recently. Yeah, three toed. I'm gonna use that one tomorrow.

I'm gonna if I get it. I don't really either. Maybe it means more than one me to. I think. Yeah, three toed. Let's go with that. Three toed. Okay.

I don't know. This crazy bitch is. Oh, wake up. Mr. I don't know. This crazy bitch is. Oh, wake up. Mr. Girl's like trying to get me to him. Says he was abused by destiny and all this stuff. What, Mr. Girl? Yeah. Liberals like they have their own kind of fighting.

You know, like, Wait, wait, wait, get around the show and then they just start fucking fighting. I know, I don't know why. I'm just always trying to bring people together. I think that's the problem. That's well, some people shouldn't be brought together. No one should. No, it's like, there it's like a,

Simee's fighting fish. Man, speaking of getting together, separated. I tied. This is, I was the worst Thanksgiving ever. First of all, my girlfriend was sick, the entire Thanksgiving. So this is like, sick during days off, right? Sick day one.

This is like, I got COVID on New Year's Day, sick off COVID. I fucking busted my bicep. Day one of spring break. COVID hit. This is, it's just been non-stop. Sickness and illness and pestilence and bad luck, but it's all turning around with yay appointing Milo and Nick Fuentes to his campaign.

Wow. So they can go after mysterious individuals who are doing them dirty behind the scenes and nobody can figure out, they're gonna, they're gonna figure out who it is doing them dirty. Yeah. Trump is out. What's yay gonna dirty. Yeah. Trump is out. What's Yee-Gun do about it?

Yee is in. Sure seems like it. Trump is out. You're out, bitch. Get out of here. BROP. You're a Yee man now. I'm a Yee man.

It's Yee day. Yee all day. He's just a... I'm just... Yee. Look at me. I'm so happy. It's just gonna be amazing.

It already is. I mean, it's- It already is. It's really, we love a train wreck. Oh man, just do. Like a space train. Elon says he's letting everybody back on Monday. If I don't get my fucking account back this week,

if I don't get dick masters in the air, I'm gonna go fucking postal. Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Down the hill. Maybe I'll call a new bird at the bottom of the hill. You know if the cops called on you again. I'll get a free ride. I'll swap myself. Can I be? I'm being swatted. Yes.

I just murdered my wife in my asshole. Can you come kick my doors open and take me home? Please. RSV is killing kids. Did you know that? RSV. RSV is some kind of virus. That's the respiratory virus that's going around.

It's going around. It's killing kids. Is it? Yeah, probably. I mean, you kind of virus. That's the respiratory virus that's going around. It's going around. It's killing kids. Is it? Yeah, probably. I mean, you think about that. You know, tough titties kids. Guess you shouldn't have been wearing all those masks and socially distancing for all those that time, huh?

So you do get to eat a little shit. RSV. That's what Santa's got for Christmas for you. Some RSV. You little fuckers. Yeah, little shit stains. Cole made out of a virus. Enjoy.

Oh, we're all sorry, but the ICU's all full up. You just gonna have to sit here, Timmy. Get fucked. You little fucker. You just sit there struggling to breathe. Destiny tomorrow. It ate the, the V veto standup, gate conspiracy continues issues around the live show. What you tell me, yeah. You know, as the smoothest show ever,

the biggest problem I've shown it, right? So are people like, it couldn't have killed it. He didn't write that material. No, no. So I was, you know, how I am always building things up, right? Well, yeah, I mean, like any, nothing that I say, you know how I am always building things up, right? Well, yeah, I mean, like any, nothing that I say, like if it's genuine, it's, you know, like a poet, I don't even know what that word means, right? I know.

I know. I know. It's genuine to me. Yeah. I am really excited about Vita's stand up. So when he first started to do the stand up, I was poking at him, right? I'm like, we'll do stand up right now.

Which is like a death sentence. Well, it's never gonna be funny. Yeah. It's like the worst. And of course, he, he, he either plays into it or it doesn't realize it. I don't know, but he does his joke. So they thought on the show or something.

Yeah, when he came in the show, I was like, you're not even gonna do his stand up. Do his stand up right now. And he's like, said a joke. I'm like, terrible. Yeah. Right? How else was it gonna go?

Yeah. So we do this big buildup for Vito doing standup for a big is problem live show. With this lead end of comedians, Josh Denny and then Vito and then the live show. And Vito does this standup and just fucking kills it. Right? Yeah.

And then we do the live show and it's like, all right, all right, that was awesome. We recorded everything, got video of it. We got audio of it, nailed it, everything. I was like back there, actually trying. I was actually trying this time. Yeah, yeah. Right?

So I'm like, all right, here you go, post it. There's all the stuff, here's all the audio. I leveled it, it's all fucking perfect. Right. Yeah. He's posted. I wake up and he goes, I posted it. And I go, post it. There's all the stuff, here's all the audio, I leveled it. Oh, it's all fucking perfect, right? Yeah, here's posted. All right, wake up and he goes, I posted it and I go look at it and it's like just the live show. It's not the stand up parts. Oh, I can go, what are you, where's the big build up?

Where's like the big Vito killed it. Santa can goes, oh, well, you know, some of the stand up guys, I don't know if they want their material, so then I don't want to post my part because it's like, there's no lead in. Like this is like the whole night. It's just cropped down to one hour of drunken conversation. Which was fun, but you're not saying he was using other people's material. You're saying there were other standups.

There was other standups and I don't know why, but somehow I didn't know this was a thing that they didn't like you posting their videos. This was like a, this was like a thing for standups because I just always post everything. I don't care. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, well, I mean, the big ones, I mean, it's every, they can't stop it. I'm sure, but maybe because they don't want people who are like not kind of on the up and coming, you know, circuit or whatever, like they don't want their jokes stolen by more famous people. No, you know, circuit or whatever, like they don't want their jokes stolen by more famous people. No, I think they just like want, like they want it, but they want people to come and do one, like, sure. Like if you're a band, you don't want to play your, you're like, gearing, you're getting

your chops, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. On that to be the first experience with your material, you want it to be right, which makes sense. It's no more. It makes sense, but I didn't know it. Yeah. I'm like, what about all that like, okay, I get that but then there's all like, what about all that? What about Stephen throwing up in a side yard and all the, what about my stuff? What about my jokes in the middle? Right. God damn it.

But you embrace like the train wreck. Where most, what else is there? Well, most people don't. Most people do want to show themselves in a, you know, in the most flattering way possible, if they're doing something, you know, artistic or whatever. It's like, yeah, you're right. You don't want to, you don't want to listen. No matter how great the band becomes,

you don't want to hear them learning. No, I just, I just skip it. But this is some live stuff is, I don't care, man. I don't know, maybe it's just me like, oh, if somebody ruins a movie, I'll just watch the movie and have the same enjoyment. You know? If somebody's like, oh, Bruce Willis is a ghost and sick sense. I'm being like, maybe it's just me, if somebody ruins a movie, I'll just watch the movie and have the same enjoyment. You know, if somebody's like, oh Bruce Willis is a ghost and sick sense,

I'm gonna be like, okay, cool, and I'll watch the movie and it'll get there and I'll go, wow, amazing. You know, I mean, I have no idea. Definitely, you know, somebody can ruin a movie for me, but not really, not to the extent of,

I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna hear about it, I don't wanna do anything. It's like, yeah, I mean, I'll still, you know, like the, the usual suspects is still a pretty cool movie, even though you only see it. Yeah. You only see it once. It's ruined forever, you know? Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it more than once. Yeah. Um, anyway, this is a bit. Let's, we'll see if Fido posts his, his stand up now. Oh, we're like, oh, shit. We'll all post it now. Well, be cut, no, because then I was like, okay,

so you didn't get deleted, so then you cut your material out. He's like, well, yeah. All right. Okay. What does he not think he did well? No, he thinks he did great. Oh, well then if I can put that shit out there.

All right, I got all distracted. Oh, the cue, is anyone still talking about that cue shooting anymore? I don't know. A gay guy that shot up that gay club. Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Yes, I know about the story.

Yeah, I'm thinking the other guy too, and that was it like that Miami nightclub five, six years ago. Oh, yeah. He was straight. He was like secretly gay. He was gay too. Yeah. Yeah. I think it should be, I think you should have to prove

that you're straight from now on. Like it's like a homophobic microaggression to not assume, like to not assume he's gay already. Yeah, right? Okay. Cause I was getting, you know, as soon as shooting happens, it's like football time, like political football time. I was like, oh, that was your guy.

That was your guy that did the shooting. That's our guy. So everyone's scrambling to uncover, like, who was he? Who was he, right when guy? Left when guy. And they're all like lying. Was he gay?

He was gay. I mean, look at him. Okay. Look, if there's no dick pics floating around, gay. And there's the proof. Yeah, if there's no dick pics floating around, gay. Ah, and there's the proof. Yeah, if there's no woman, if there's no woman that says he was manipulating power dynamic over her, he's gay. He's gay.

Sorry. Sorry, boys. Sorry, gay guys. Yeah, I don't know. He's on your side now. I haven't read, I haven't read much about it, but I haven't, I haven't heard what't heard what the conspiracy theories are or whether he's gay or not. He's like an insane, meth-added detention whore. This dad was already on intervention, the A&E show, for being a meth-added.

Really? Yeah, so his dad sees cameras and he's like, I don't know. Yeah, well, at least he's not gay. Oh my God. Jesus. I just think it's funny that the, that the left is like so precious about him not being gay.

Well, I mean, well, that's a homophobic. I mean, you can't. Yeah, assuming he is, you're, you're making the assumption that he's straight because it's normal, right? That's, yeah, very homophobic. Well, you're doing. Right, that I think, are you saying that I got the rules right

because I don't know any other way, but memorizing rules. Are you saying that there's no way that a gay man could commit a atrocity? Yeah, are you saying that we should assume he's straight until he proved that he's gay because that's very homophobic of you. You shouldn't assume anything, right?

Yeah, I can't operate on this man because this man is my son. Yeah. Why is that? Why is that joke funny? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you shouldn't assume anything. Yeah. Yeah. You shouldn't assume equal chance that he's gay. She's probably gay. Actually, I mean, you know, I don't know. I told that joke at Thanksgiving to my nephews. I was telling him jokes. And I told him that riddle. The surgeon said that, you know,

father and son go into a hospital and they get in a car accident. Yeah. And the doctor says, I can't operate on this man. He's my son. Right, but it's Bruce Willis. And they said, oh, because it's the mom. And I said, no, it's the father who's traveled back in time to be a surgeon. And they're like, oh, yeah, that's there you go. Yeah. Anyway, very good. There you go. How was your Thanksgiving? Uh, filling. Was it filling? Yeah.

Did you just get to have? Let's see. Oh, yeah, here's the club. Here's what's funny about the club shooting thing. I got these quotes on it. So, um, chunk hunger. You know that guy from the young Turks?

Chank hunger. Yes. We got the dummy pace. This is always making fun of. Yeah. He called the Tim Poole a pedophile. That guy called it. Yeah.

So now it's just, now it's both sides calling pedophilia. Yeah. It's great. It's great. This is why I wanted to talk about it. Because I assume he's really left, right? Oh, he's exed. He's like a DNC operative.

But now his whole thing is just paid for by money for like the FT, like FTX funnels money into the DNC and they just give it to Chank Unger to pretend to be like a grassroots YouTube guy. Yeah. And he load up the, I don't know if I want to just play YouTube videos here. Well, you know, it's pretty funny. Donnie Pace has placed it. Oh, that's the, yeah. Let's see if we can get a, here we go.

Somebody should do something to stop Tim Poole. He's wearing a beanie. He's a monster. He probably molested him against because of a stupid beanie. Somebody should do something. Oh, is that Tim Poole? Oh, okay, wait, that's, that's okay, wait, that's not the exact quote. That sounds very sarcastic, too.

Yeah, hold on. I didn't find the correct one. I think it's something, Jen Huga said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was it? I mean, is that... Oh, damn it. I pulled the wrong one, John May Pesos. Let me find it.

It's worth it find. Ha, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, You're on native land. Maybe this is it. Peony, here's a monster, he probably- Oh, that's the one I clipped, okay. Here we go. Republicans, you're guilty, okay? And I'll tell you right now, the number one reason they constantly talk about pedophilia is because it's going through their heads.

No. Stop that thinking about kids. I guarantee it. The reason temple wears a beanie is because he's trying to contain the pedophilia that's in his head. That's what he's talking about. He's seen it everywhere.

Why? Because he's projecting. And the white people say, yes, I love how they molest. That's funny. And what is a yes, a lot more than a yes. That's funny. What do you think about that? Well, projection is 100% a thing. I don't know if this case applies, but yeah, projection.

Of course it does. Projection is 100%. That's my old and the life of the thing. That's all the time. That's hilarious. And here's what I'll read you a simple actually said about the, I just, I love how crazy and brazen it's getting. Um, everybody's crazy.

Yeah, let me read, uh, and it seems, but it seems like they're coming apart, embracing it, which is interesting to me too. Like, you can see the, their threads in their mind unraveling when they just embrace the void and it's called, you know what? You're a fucking pedophile. How about that? Yeah. Uh, right when I'm in influence, here are the tweets that Tim pull throughout about.

This was his take on it. Uh, I fear this is going to get worse. So he's talking about the shooting, right? I fear, I fear this is going to get worse. Yeah. People have been calling for putting pedophiles in woodshipper, and woodshippers, and then someone guffs and does this, talking about the shooting. I don't know where that, but I don't know, that fact there's into it. It seems that around 10 p.m. Club Q posted they were having an all ages drag show about two hours later the shooter came in people keep calling for wood shippers.

What is it? This is what happens. This is you calling for wood shippers, you idiot. What is it? But he keeps using wood shippers does that have a second mess like a like a super mean and yes, low men who have low testosterone too low doing to be fan of sports. They have the sports team of pedophiles. So wood shippers like their mascot.

Anytime any the topic comes up, they're like, you got a load of me to wood shippers. That's a thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they love it. Anytime any kind of any kind of I say about but also any any LGBT thing comes up it's just the woodshed woodshed woodshed woodshed woodshed woodshed woodshed okay the grooming of children is not stopping he says people are calling for more violence it's you people I don't think legislators will stop the grooming

people will not stop calling for violence so you tell me what happens next and then here's the this is what I call the prestige not stop calling for violence. So you tell me what happens next. And then here's the, this is what I call the prestige. All right. I see. Yeah, you see, right? You get it, right? Yeah, I do. You can see it, right?

I can see it. Temple. We shouldn't tolerate pedophiles grooming kids. Mm-hmm. We've been talking about wood shippers and pedophiles for, you know, a couple tweets now. Temple, we shouldn't tolerate pedophiles grooming kids. Club Q a couple tweets now. A couple of, Tim Bull, we each didn't tolerate pedophiles, grooming kids.

Club Q had a grooming event. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. I mean, how do we prevent the violence? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But it really is so beautiful. The prestige. That's the prestige. That is definitely the term for it. People have been talking about all these groomers and pedophiles. We got to load it. They've got to kill him.

We got to kill him. Well, club queue had a grooming event. What was it? What do you mean an event? It was a kids. It was a kid's drag show. It was an all ages drag show. All ages drag show.

So anybody could bring kids. I mean, we've seen the yeah Yeah, we've we've seen the horrendous devastation that comes from these events Sean. Yeah, that's all is dancing Yeah, uh something tells me there'd be very few if any kids, but the fact that like There could be yeah, but yeah, it's always the it's always the parents. You know what I mean? It's like, I'm gonna, I'm showing my virtue through my kid who doesn't give a fuck where one probably doesn't want to. Well, it's also just like a fun time of singing and dancing.

Yeah, you know. Yeah, that's also a big part of it. Yeah, a lot of it's just like Mexican families, we're like, whatever. I forget that people get enjoyment out of those things. Yeah. Yeah. I just love the grooming event. Like I'm a man. Like what if they just advertise it like that grooming event. We're having a grooming event. Come on in, bring your kids in. People would be like, that's probably the safest place there is. Yeah. There's no way they call it a grooming event. They're making fun of all this shit. More insanity involved around that. Oh, here's something that made me

rage. Pull it up. I've written kill yourselves on that, as you can see. Right. Stable to the ocean. I must have done that to trigger a... Yeah, I know exactly what I think when I wrote that. Okay. Stable diffusion, a grooming event. What would you, if you saw that at a nightclub, grooming event. Yeah. What was the, was it unsaid?

Do you think he thinks? He said the words held a grooming hell they grooming event, right? They're just like wink wink to each other. It's gonna be a pretty sick grooming event. I've been to drag shows and they're not that bad. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck anyone's talking. I would now, if I wouldn't let a kid near a bachelor at party, right, they're ruined.

Yeah, do not let them near a bachelor at party, they're ruined. Do not let them near a bachelor at party. That I can agree with, but. Okay, yeah. If I could show out on them, man, I don't care. I know that cost. I know that cost, supporters, and whatever, but I don't care.

The reason not to go to a drag show is that they're incredibly boring. You know, like them. I think I've said this before, they make fun of women at them, though. But people, people freak out over like, oh, this is a really like famous drag queen or whatever. Oh, yeah.

And it's like, but if they weren't, if they weren't fucking drag queens, you wouldn't think they were all that talented. They're like mediocre. I have, I don't know. Like I just, well, yeah, but like I'm there like every fucking week. means you wouldn't think they were all that talented. They're like mediocre. I have, I don't know. Like I just, Oh yeah, but I'm like, I'm like every fucking week,

but I like, I've been to a few cause that's what happens when you live in Los Angeles. You always say, Oh, hey, so and so has got tickets. Do you want to, Oh yeah, okay, what the hell sure? And you're like, they're not great singers.

They're not great dancers. They're not great actors. Like so I'm just like, it's just mediocrity, completely celebrated, yeah, where I'm sure there's some that are talented and can really do this a lot here. But it's really like you're supposed to fucking adore them because, oh, but they're doing three different things like, okay, but they're a drag queen.

Like that makes it brilliant. Funny though. I guess, I mean, yeah, I just, it's like a statement on women. I'm always just, I'm acting like a big fucking asshole. I was like, I was like, I watched a guy sing a song backwards.

Really? So he could rewind it and play it in reverse to see how it sounded. Yeah. Like that's the point that we're at with the freak show performances. Yeah. It was okay.

It could have been better, honestly. Like that's his whole channel. Yeah. He does songs backwards and then plays them frontwards or plays them backwards to see if they sound close to the original. Yeah. So he just flips it around and then learns it phonetically

backwards. Yeah. So he like can do it. Yes. And that's the stage of creation that we're at. Yeah. At the current evolution of technology, is can you dress like an asshole

and make a big scene, inspectacle, or can you play this music in reverse? And see if it comes close to matching. There's no emotion in it, obviously, because I hate the original song that you're playing in reverse, but it's the most famous one that will generate the most clicks. So it's it's endless. Um, it's so lame. It's the same three mixes played through everyone's um, Alexa, like the Rolling Stones, whatever, fucking smash

mouth, two hits, whatever the soundtrack is for the newest Marvel movie that now have all been destroyed because there's some horseshit CGI scene laid over it in my mind. Like in my mind, all of music has been paved over with Marvel movies, with strip malls. All everything in my brain has been paved over with subway sandwich franchises and cross-fit gyms.

Okay. So why not extract a little, why not extract some clicks out of it by putting a dry sun or singing it backwards. Anyway, stable diffusion update to remove ability to copy artist styles. Stable diffusion is a program, I assume. It's the computer that was making the big boob ladies. Okay, so it got it. So right, now it won't. It identifies like defining characteristics

of other people's styles and stays away from it. It was a thing where you could say like in the style of plank. It's a user preference. Yeah. It's a usability to copy artist. It's a user preference. Yeah. Reusability to copy artists. Reusability. It's like I want this to be like if Andy Warhol did it or I want this to be like.

And it would make like a perfect. If Adolf Hitler did it. I don't know if it had Hitler style. Well, I mean, you know, I don't know if he had a particular style in his art. I don't know if he had a particular style in his art. I don't know if he had developed as an artist. As an artist yet. Well, I think what if he did?

What if he got accepted to art school? Probably same outcome. You think so? Probably would have accelerated it, honestly. I wonder, you know, I mean, I don't have no idea how that would play into it. Stable diffusion, the AI that can generate images from text is, yeah, yeah, yeah.

However, many users weren't happy complaining that the new software can no longer generate pictures in the style of, well, they killed Camtutor. Oh, Camtutor NSFFW. Yeah, no more porn. Couldn't be generating porn. Right. You wouldn't want a computer drawing pornography.

Yeah, I guess not. That's the last thing we need. Right. And these times, is a computer drawing naked ladies and weeners for you. Yeah. Both of them. One or the other.

Some kid could get their hand on a computer and generate pornography. Yeah. Instead of fucking their teacher. Instead of fucking their teacher, that would be a disaster. It includes not safe for will, not safe for work, filter from Leon.

Who would dedicate themselves to this? So you can choose it or it's just that's built in. I don't know, but I hate it. Whatever. I knew they were coming for it. I knew it. I knew when it came out, they would start. Yeah. Here's a pretty interesting ad from Champax that. Oh, good.

Oh, they deleted it. Oh, you fuckers. Oh, my God. Spilled the beer on the keyboard. Okay. I'm sorry. Tam packs DMs in her tweet. Oh, yeah, here's the people are pissed because they're sexualizing periods. Yeah, all right. Oh my God. Have you seen the women like butt crack deodorant? What? I couldn't believe it was a fucking thing. Like you got a, you got a, you got a, I look at that.

Hold on. Women butt crack deodorant. Um, what does that fucking, uh, wait, really? Yeah. Keep your private with the whole movement. Yeah. All the crotch. No.

Dick, I saw this on TV. Dude, this is like, this is a world that we're getting into of... I haven't seen a fat chick's and fat people. Yeah. Like, everything has to be customized to them now. Dude, they're talking about like their crack smell level. Like, no! So it was something like that.

It's something that gross. Okay, hold on, let me unmute this. Let's see the ad. I don't know which one this is. Whether you're at the gym playing a pickup game of sweaty balls at the office and hailing your own front fumes. Oh my fucking god. I know. I couldn't believe it. So that woman is bent over in yoga with her nose and another woman's vagina. Yeah. As area. Yeah. And her front fumes were coming up from her lap at the office.

Yeah. She was smelling her front fumes. Oh, my God. Okay. Good. Doing some stanky wanky. No, not the teletubby. Your privates go everywhere you go.

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The one that they were playing on TV that was like a 30 second spot. Like this is the astiodorant for women? Yeah, it's so, it's asteotriff for women. It's so, it's, oh my God. The one that I saw was so fucking crass. I mean, that was bad. How do they wash themselves though?

Like, how can they? Oh, you mean the fat ones? Yeah. Because that's who you think this is really like, you know, I mean, now everything I look at, I assume it's directed at people who are, women who are like 350, 300 pounds. Well, I think it's directed at people who are at women who are like 350, 300 pounds.

Well, I think it's safe to assume that whatever problems women have is compounded by being fat. It's probably the smartest thing I've ever heard. Maybe. Said, okay, let me do this tampax one. This is. Anyway, that's a warm up. Tampax, you're in there.

You're in there. Tampax deleted this. So I don't know if they still stand by it. Okay. Tam packs says, you're in there DMs. We're in them. Do you got it? Do you get that meme? Yeah. So there's like, there's a meme, or it's like, you're in her DMs. Yeah. I'm like fucking her. Right. Not the same. Right.

Then the joke is like different variations of that. Yeah. So they said, you're in her DMs, or sorry, you're in their DMs. We're in them. We are not the same. Yeah. Now, something about that doesn't feel quite right. Does it?

Yeah. Like Simpson's porn. Yeah. Browsing around, looking at pornography and a little thumbnail of Marge Naked will appear and you say, hmm, I hate that. Yeah, I can't, nope. I don't like that.

I don't understand the adverts, like I don't like it as a visceral level. I don't like it on a marketing level. Sure. I don't understand what's behind that click. Yeah. But someone does. Not gonna find enough people for you to keep paying

for family guy porn and Simpson's porn. Right. So, I'm instantly turned off. I'm going back to work, right? Yeah. Goodbye. I don't even wanna jack off anymore. Yep.

Back to emailed tab. Killed it. Um, so I forget, but something doesn't sit quite right with that either, does it? No. And I'm idea is that it's the there, because they're using the pronoun there and we're in them.

Because obviously they couldn't say her. Right. They're so afraid of misgendering the vagina that they're in. Yes. That they use there. And now and women react by saying, I can't believe you're sexualizing periods

because I think women are pissed that they got there instead of heard. It could be, it's, I know what it means, it read wrong. Yeah, it's weird. It's very weird. You're in there DMs, we're in them. We are not the same. There's never been a them I want.

I don't think so. But you always knew it was one or the other. No woman wants you in them. If you're going to call them them 99% of your odd 99.8% of your audience. I don't think wants you theming them. Right? Right. You're sticking to your pussy. You don't want them to refer, you don't want tampax to refer to you as a them. It's just a, it's like calling a baby it. Yeah, never once has happened. No, I mean, it's just, it's like, I don't know what it, but yeah, it's just, it's,

it's not a dog referred to as it. Did we talk about that last week? No, I don't think so. It's not a fucking dog referred to as it. Like, what are you? Well, but dogs, dogs get referred to by people they don't know, you know, they don't know it's a boy or a girl. It saw a fucking dog referred to as it. Like, what are you? Well, but dogs get referred to by people they don't know. You know, they don't know it's a boy or a girl. It's just a pick.

People say it. Oh, yeah, sometimes they do pick, but sometimes I go, I don't know what it's doing. Yeah, that's true. Okay, let's see here. What else do I have? Guy gets sued for no fun at work. That should be good.

Okay, what's this? Man who was fired for refusing to participate in after works drinks and team building activities wins the legal right not to be fun. Yeah. At work. What a hero. Well, you know, yeah, this is, this is an ease, you know, he could be Mormon or something, you know, like the, he could just be any of us.

Yeah, but he's just a little bit more significant than Rosa Parks because, uh, you know, one carers precedent, where you have to sit on the bus. If I get on a bus and they're like, you have to sit in the back, I would be like, I don't fucking care. Yeah, I know. Or the front, yeah, whatever. We're all going the same place. I hate being on the bus. Yeah, sit wherever you want. Okay. What are you gonna do? Call the cops? Maybe. What are they gonna do? They put me in another bus, take me to a bus that has no wheels. Yeah, just sit me wherever they want. Put you in the prison bus. I don't care. But this guy, this

guy actually stood up for something important, which is not wasting time, not wasting his life, not wasting your work nights, not wasting your free time, not wasting your Saturdays. Yeah. Putting yourself in a mind, mental state, where you have to get ready to go, have fun with these people who may or may not have someone marching through the office with it. You know, there's not enough mass shootings at work. There's a lot of nightclubs and stuff like that, but there's not. It's schools and nightclubs.

It seems like that's where you don't. Yeah. Too many at schools. Yes. Too many at schools. Yes. Not enough at work. Work, uh, the last one I can think of, I mean, it happens. It definitely happens. I can say that.

I can say that. San Bernardino was the last big one that I remember. Scott was fired in, uh, 2015 for not adhering to the company's fun values. I'm amazed that he actually got fired for that or that it went to, that that had to go to court. Yeah. Because he think 2015, it's like, look, all you gotta do is say something like,

look, I have crippling social anxiety like because you're like, no, you're the life of the party at work. It's so many. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it doesn't seem like it would be that hard to get out of. It's the worst, I've always been the worst thing to me. That boomers will put on these building-

To build a story, fun, team building exercises that aren't like actually that are just like hanging around at a bar or something and rent it out and have like a quote party. You really don't want to cross your, you know, there, you're, there, you can call them, you know, friends at work, but you don't want to hang out socially that you're not getting paid for. Right. Oh man.

Oh, I've always thought it was the worst. It's something that you die with them too. Boomers. Yeah. But we can't continue that practice. No, I agree, but I think the next flantas needs to get, yay to step in. Stop that shit.

Stop it. But enough people, you know, it gets passed down. So maybe there's fewer, maybe a lot of people, a lot of younger people think, okay, this is fucking dumb. But, you know, there's gonna be enough, it's gonna exist in some, you know, it's like the mafia. It's dead compared to how it was. But it, you know, always be around. Yeah, it's like the mafia. It's dead compared to how it was, but it always be around.

Yeah, it's like the... Yeah, no influence, no power, but it's still some scams online and shit they're pulling. Let's see, banks are leveraged. $200 quadrillion trillion, is that true? No, it's probably not that much. $200 quadrillion in derivatives. Okay, well, that doesn't matter. This is local news stations. Yeah. Talking about how democracy is in danger. Do you wanna hear that?

I mean, I always love the local news because it's more honest, you know? It's people that live in your community. Right. So your friends, it's your neighbors, it's real. It's people that live in your community, right? So your friend, it's your neighbors, it's your co-workers, they have roots there. So it's more authentic coverage, right? Here's the, our Nancy Hicks grip. For, yeah, exactly. Hi, I'm Foxon Antonio's Jessica Headley.

And I'm Ryan Wolff. Our greatest responsibility is to serve our treasure valley communities. And the El Paso Las Crucescis communities eastern Iowa communities mid michigan communities we are extremely proud of the quality balance journalism that cds 4 news produces but but I was suggesting to be used for this country plaguing our country sharing a biased and false news has become our two comment on social media. Moral arming, some media outlets publish these saying stories without checking facts first. Sharing a false news has become our two comment on social media.

This is CBS. They're all different. Some facts, some Fox. I'm sorry. Unfortunately, this is every local, every single local news station across the board is getting this message. No, it's extremely dangerous to our democracy. It's extremely dangerous to our democracy. Yes, it's extremely dangerous to our democracy. Yes, it's extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. Yes, this is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

Yes, this is extremely dangerous to our democracy. I win this seven. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. I'm looking for extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. I'm looking for extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

Oh, God, they're fucking up. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. They're trying to deal with expression. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. That doesn't seem like anybody would say, like, I mean, this is extremely dangerous to our democracy. Look, I'm trying to wrap my head around like,

I'm trying to figure out how it's fake. That's all what I'm trying to figure out. Fake. I'm always trying to figure out. That's fake. That's a government sia that controls every single amount of information we get forever. How does such a thing even fucking exist?

That's unbelievable. If it wasn't for Elon Musk, just feed this, feed whatever that was directly into my fucking vein. And the worst part is these manicured and like hairstyled fucking boomers and gen exers that sit there, chew up the message and regurgitate it to you and exactly the tone and candor and phrasing that they're not even like, oh I'm going to give it my own little, I'm going to give it my own little spice. Like, no, this, this exact phrasing, most people aren't smart enough to give it their own

little spice. Or this, this is the exact phrasing that was focused tested to convince morons that whatever like this, this, this, this, this, this, uh, specter of disinformation and Joe Rogan and Twitter is like going, it's not only going to be bad for you, but it's like threatens the foundational, uh, threatens the foundation of the fucking country. It's so bad. Oh, well, it, it wasn't Kissinger who talked about, you know, it's, it's, you know, it's this percentage, how you look, this percentage, what you say, you know, the lowest percentage is, or, you know, the lowest percentage is what you're actually saying. It's how you say it is so fucking important. Yeah, just give it a suit. But it's

like, it's a suit, Tommy's. It's the, yeah, it's the way that it's, the way that it's said is so important. And that's what sticks in people's minds. It's so difficult to watch like any sort of, uh, like, any sort of like, uh, like Movy or whatever about like news news people and broadcasters Knowing that all they are is like a franchise or subsidized arm of the government Continuously feeding Hort information that may or may not be true or false or it doesn't even fucking matter like here you go someone paid you to matter. Like here you go. Someone paid you to, uh, someone paid all of these people just permanently on retainer like it's nothing to broadcast the same fucking message to everybody

to people that I don't know to people that I don't know. Like I can't keep tabs on everyone in my life. Sure. To know what they're doing. So go home for days. Give me like, oh, so like, what do you get your news? Like, oh, we watch TV, like, oh, so how many people do I know? Getting information from this machine. Well, it's crazy. Yeah. Anyway, what am I getting at sex for? Okay, banks are over leveraged. And then at the same time, George Soros is buying a bunch of Mexican conservative talk show stations.

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this. That's why I brought that. That's why I wanted to play that. Yeah. Soros' takeover, FCC clears path for a liberal group to buy Spanish language conservative. Yeah. So what's he gonna do? Just, I mean, just give Mexicans, give all the illegal Mexicans the right to vote by all their Mexican radio stations and then just pump them full of communist horseshit. Why not? Why not?

Um, meanwhile, the conservative fire brands are calling everyone a pedophile. Yeah. conservative fire brands are calling everyone a pedophile. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Latino media network, which is partially financed by an investment group affiliated with George Soros fund management is controlled by somebody else, former Hillary for America, blah, blah, blah, blah. There he is.

The FCC rejected a petition of black. We reviewed it and said it's fine. So George Soros is buying the Mexican brainwashing machine while Elon Musk has bought the liberal, the white people brainwashing machines. Pretty nice trade, I guess, at the end. I don't know, maybe Kanye has a, maybe Kanye has something to say about it.

I'll see you here. Fired for being white. This should be good. Oh, did you see the Balenciaga photo shoot? No. Oh, yeah. This is a pretty good one. Balenciaga photo shoot. Balenciaga pulls out its holiday ad campaign.

They put these little kids with like teddy bears that had BDSM get ups on them. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, come on. Where is it? Give me a blow. Give me a good, give me a good shot of these.

I really like it. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, yeah. Oh, come on, where is it? Give me a blow, give me a good shot of these. I really wanna see how they're sexualizing these kids inappropriately. I need a high res, I need a high res shot of this little girl holding a teddy bear inappropriately. Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it, I need it.

I can't have it described to me. I need to see the kid, I need that'll do it. That'll do it, I need, I can't have it described to me. I need to see the, I need to see the child. I need to see the child with the teddy bear and a gimp outfit and I need to broadcast it to as many people as possible. So everyone else can see how sick the company, the people who did it are. Yeah, yeah, right, right.

Right. You're sounding like the young turk. Here. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. Um, you're sounding like the young Turk. Here it is. Well, a girl with a teddy bear with a, yeah. Well, other thing on. Well, I don't know. What the thing? That was. What the fuck? What are they doing? Oh, is it? what their groomers do what the fuck are they trying to show there? Who blenciaga? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Wasn't nothing was weird about it in the actual picture. Then they hid this Supreme Court decision about child pornography, I guess. I guess they threw this, the photographer threw this in. I guess that's from some kind of Supreme Court. What? Child pornography.

I don't know. I got everybody talking about Palenciaga though. So it's a great ad campaign. What is it? Yeah, I think so. Let's see here. Twitter layoffs. Oh yeah, okay. Fired for being white.

Let's look at that. Let's look at that one. Then I get some comments. Fired for being white. The city of San Francisco fired its elections department chief whose performance they admitted had been they had had zero issue with explicitly because he is a white man. Here was the, here was the announcement elections committee elections commissioners Cynthia, Cynthia Day who voted not to renew aren't contract, said there was no performance based reason for the commission's decision.

She did not dispute that San Francisco has run free, fair, and functional elections for 20 years. Rather, she says, it was time to open up this position to a more diverse field. The city, she said, did not make progress on its racial equity goals without opening a up, it's top positions. Is there a thing? I wish they would put the quote in there. Man.

What do you mean? Well, because they just, you know, that's a synopsis. I just like to see how she says it. Oh. Okay, well, let's try to find it. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's try to find it. Cynthia Day.

Cynthia. It seems like it summed up as something that she might say, but I, yeah, you're right. I hate it when people do that because that's where bullshit starts. Yeah, it was time to open up this position. Okay, it was time to open up. Let's search for that phrase. It was time to open up this position and quote, Oh, great, I got beer all over my fucking hands.

She says it, thank you. How hard is it for fucking put a quote in an article? Um, she says it. Oh, thank you. Okay. How hard is it for fucking put a quote in an article? Okay. Here it is. Okay. Here it is. Rather than we're going to, it's a good example of, okay, that's a quote saying, that's

good. Our decision wasn't about performance. I've been trying to say, okay, racial, yeah, okay, good. I mean, okay. Our decision wasn't about your performance. Okay. There you go. Yeah, but after 20 years and one, why would they paraphrase it?

Oh, I guess they wrote a whole article, okay. And that's what I mean, and I quoted it just pick the non-fucking guapa. Paraniquitable, press context and products are just possible. Yeah. Our decision wasn't about your performance, but after 20 years, we wanted to take action on the city's racial equity plan

and give people an opportunity to compete for a leadership position. It sounds like she's telling him this in person. That's like a speech or something. Wow, what a fuck you, like a public humiliation too. Just email me. If you're going to fire me for being white, just email me. I don't need to come in and get like, yeah, told them, this is like a mandatory afterwork

fun team building event. That's not fun or team building. Yeah, the mandatory work is like a bunch of racial equity shows up and you get your, you get hit like a pinata with a stick. Violin. You've been, you've been good at your job for 20 years. We've, you know, you've had your job long enough. I mean, we let you keep it for 20 years, because you were doing a good job.

So when we pick somebody who's, you know, whatever, could be totally fucking inept. Well, they definitely will be inept. They don't have 20 years of experience, but like comparatively, I'm in big fucking drop. Let's they go from another city or something, or, you know, somebody who's been doing it in a different area, but it's like, you have to imagine how many cities are trying to hire black or whatever. No, no, no, no, it's a fucking seller's market. Yeah.

You're going to have a hard time. They're going to have to go to like Polynesia or something to find somebody to maybe one of those tribes that's never been touched by, never been like civilized or whatever. This is just, there's just certain things where you're just, you're just limiting your talent pool in this, you're limiting your talent pool in just the dumbest way possible. It's like, you don't have to do this everywhere. And the rationale offered by the commission's truck election staffers as bizarre.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure that's not a quote. It's happened eight days after the election. Hmm. Okay. Well, what else did I say?

Had something else. Yeah. Yeah. Good to do. Fuckin' ridiculous. Yeah, this bitch. So Elon Musk found he's like going through his office now and Twitter, going through the building.

And he found like a whole closet full of shirts or say, hashtag stay woke, right? Like, of course, they have that. Of course, they have a whole like merch room full of hashtags, they woke. Yeah. So he, so Eli must posted a video of him discovering it and like laughing at him. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And this bitch, chimes in with, please, he says, he says, found him at Twitter HQ right now for real a laughing face. Please send them to me. We worked hard on that merge. And I'd rather distribute it myself than to know, then to know it is in a garbage can. Right. it is in a garbage can. Right. How hard do you think,

how hard do you think that you have to work on that merge? That's a hashtag and then says stay. Say it to the printer. Send it to the vendor, like, yeah. I don't think we worked hard on that. How, what? Can you please elaborate on that? It's fun and working hard.

What do you mean we? Yeah. How do you mean we? Yeah. How do you hold team? A whole team had to work hard on printing, stay, woke, and a font. Well, they have black shirt. But which font? Yeah.

There's T-shirt people couldn't figure that out. Which font? It took a whole team that really pulls the look together. Every part of this, and you'll notice it's not. Every fucking part of this. It looks'll notice it's fucking part of this. It looks like it might be slightly off-white, also a nice touch. You know what I mean?

It doesn't look like bright white. Please, don't do that. There's a lot of discussion to have about this. We were, we were, we were, we were, our directors involved, marketing people are involved, focus testing, just shoot them all into space.

All these people, we worked really, hey, just want to say that I was part of the team that put that shirt together. Yeah, we worked really hard. We worked really hard on that. No, you didn't. What do you think? We worked hard on that. I know this, I don't know what hard work is.

How? In what way? Maybe it's probably not even real. It's like that lick my ass guy. Yeah. Mm. D-d-d-d-d-d-d. Oh, Kido-ki.

What else do I have here? Twitter. Oh, did you know that Justin Trudeau? I don't know if this is true. He was worth $10 million two years ago. Just put that in the start of any of your statements. He was worth $10 million two years ago and now he's worth $400 million. Sure.

Isn't that weird? Not really. Not to me. That's a little weird. It's a lot of, it's a big increase, but I think every, every time somebody is elected, especially the highest office, they get a lot richer. Is that a little weird? Well, no, again, not weird, it just fucking is bullshit.

I swear to God, but if Budweiser ran on a campaign of like, a campaign of like, let's do the French Revolution again. Yeah. And they just like dragged people like, fact similes of people out of their houses and put them in a fucking guillotine. I would drink Budweiser for the rest of my life. I know, I believe it.

Right? And they just showed a stat at the beginning. Like this guy was worth, Nancy Pelosi was, or somebody was worth this much. I know. And now they're worth a hundred times with their worth. And then they just dragged a faceless dummy

out of a brownstone in whatever city it happened to be in. Put it in a fucking guillotine. Yeah, let's go. But I'm all, I'm drinking Budweiser instead of Whiskey. Vuckets, you know, I mean, it's talked about if they're a class. Okay, let's end on some lighter news. Lighter fair.

Yeah, here is the, remember that shop teacher that had the huge tits? I do. That lady, a bit ban so I accident. I thought that would happen. No, damn. She's out, she's out skydiving. Look at that.

Yeah, all everyone's arguing and stuff about who's grooming who, here she is, having a great time with her huge tits. Look at that lipstick. That's all I can. Wow. I love her. Unbelievable. Who do you think have fucking poor fucking jump master, whatever the poor that guy fucking

that fucking jump of his life? This. I can't. I guess so. Is he taking the pace? He got a fucking selfie stick. Well, I assume that they give you pictures of your skydive.

No, I know, but they've got that all set up. Yeah, yeah, but it's like this guy, does the guy, the expert have to do it. I guess they do. No, it's important to remember that all this LGBT stuff. His hair came off too. Oh, yeah, it didn't to remember that all this LGBT stuff... His hair came off too. Oh, yeah, it didn't. I think so.

Her hair. Oh, sorry. Thames hair. Oh, her hair did fly off. Thames hair flew right off. Thames hair flew right off. It's important to remember that all this LGBT stuff, look a bit of stuff and drag shows.

It's also about guys having fun. That's the most important thing to remember. Yeah. No matter what side of who's grooming who you're on, which whose pedophiles have the biggest digs, whatever, it's just, it's really, when it really comes down to it, it's about guys having a good time. Yeah. And we forget that sometimes I think. It's the, it's the South Park, all the, the writers of musicals, you know, Andrew Lloyd

Loper and Steven Sondheim. And that's right. They're just bros. Yeah, it's about telling women, we don't need you. We could put on wigs and two mongers, prosthetic breasts and saying, have a big show and everyone has a good time. We don't need you guys around at all, actually, to have a good time.

So that's a good positive note, I think, to end it on. All right, let me see what it goes. You got to look for the good. Jetbat says, the good. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Hmm. So a thousand girls, a thousand, a little, three hundred little girls a year getting their tits cut off. Before they have them. What age? Hmm.

Adolescents. Adolescents. Yeah. Okay. When I think adolescent, I mean, I think younger rather than old adolescents, you know what I'm like, yeah, I don't think like 17. I mean, I guess they, I think younger rather than old adolescents, you know, I mean, yeah, I don't think like 17. I mean, I guess they, I think 18, technically they are talking about boobs. Uh, Maddie C says dealers always use the most random shitty, cheap, ziplock bags.

Like where do they even get them? Man, you are fucking right. They have, there is a scourge of tiny Ziploc bags going around that immediately shred. Mm. I could go get you, you can open them once or twice, like from the top, and then the top part will shred away from the Ziploc part is indestructible somehow. But the bag just shreds away from there's some kind of

fucking Chinese COVID and printing error. I think they're just cocaine bags. I think everything is ever bags. Everything is getting worse though. It really is. I mean, big time. It is big time. Yeah, from the fucking from aluminum cans and water bottles to shit. Yeah, you can't even, you said cops down now and they just bill immediately to Yeah, everything even you're even a fucking a paper grocery bag. Yeah, every what else God What is that to what is so thin? God, I was bitching about something the other day because it was so like all they had to do was make it like even shitty as like all they had to do was make it like even shitty as opposed to just it's supposed to be cardboard, but it was more like construction paper. Yeah.

Dude, the little baggies are well, because then like who the fuck carries around, no one carries around little baggies. It's like, all right, well, now I have a fucking shredded this bag. So I'm opening it from the bag end. Right. Which that's the side that's going to open. Yeah, which is not built. Yeah, the top has hold it.

It's safe in there. It's like an evolved like, well, I got a fucking worry about this. Shit. So but if you tear, if you tear that part, you're really fucked. Yeah. And you're just watering it up. Right. Um, let me make sure, let me make sure no one's calling in today. I wanted to get Nick Fuentes to call in, but I don't think you will. Okay, River P says, petafile fever.

All right, I like all the crazy stuff about people calling each other petafiles. Yeah, maybe the audience doesn't like it, but I think it's fun. I can't get worked up about I just think I think it's funny. Oh, it's it's funny to me. A lot of stuff.

You think it's funny that I don't think is funny. I think that's funny. You think this one's funny? I do. Yeah. What about like boogie getting cancer? Because it's just so absurd. No, I don't think it's funny.

But cancer because of his testosterone shots that he got for being fat. I mean, is that that's what he's attributing it to, right? What? I mean, that's what he said. Well, he said the doctor's because of his testosterone shots and his blood in his blood. I mean, he's what he said. Oh, and I mean, I, I don't know. I don't know if that's a, if that's like a thing or if that's a, that if it's possible that it causes that or it's a, I mean, I don't know. But a lot of, you remember Lyle Alzeito? Yeah. I mean, that's what steroids, everybody.

He is the reason why everybody thinks steroids are like the devil. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. He was the, I thought it was just guys. Football. Football looking awesome and people like football player.

Football player. Oh, no, he's basically playing and they're just, you know, they're not good for you. And you abuse anything, it'll fuck you up. But like that's, you know, he blamed him for brain cancer and all that. He blamed them? Oh, yeah. Big shot. And the fifth fucker.

Big time. Big time. So then he came out like all anti-steroid. Oh, God, yeah, he was doing PSAs and stuff at the near the end of his life and everything. But it's like, I get that you're just looking for something to play Sometimes just fucking shit happens to Do you know how many fucking football players have done Royds their whole fucking careers? Yeah, you're so special you got brain cancer like people have been doing steroids since they were discovered. Yeah

Look, they can know they can cause real harm to you, but like just, and there's not, I don't know how many high quality studies there are, but there are some and they haven't found that. Yeah. You know, here's the link he sent, River P. Hey, does anyone know what school district this guy works for no reason? Uh-huh. Okay, so here's this poor teacher posted a, when you ship two students who vibe, the teacher

says, so he's like identifying that two students are like attracted to each other. Yeah. And he's, that's what shipping means. Yeah. Relationshiping them. Okay. So like what he hooked it up is a, well, and then they find out about you shipping them. Okay. So like what he hooked it up is a well and then they find out about you shipping them and he's like what no. Oh wow. This guy. We got to fire this guy.

I don't trust this guy or that's it. Yeah. I think he's saying that's where we're at. Right now. I don't like oh wow.. Looks like he wants to be an actor. I immediately don't trust him. Yeah. God, I fucking hate people so much. Really fucking do all this shit. All these guys, all these right wing guys getting their accounts back on Twitter has made, has really reminded me of how much I deeply despise conservativeism.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because they talk up their own ass all day with no check. So you actually never checking, never, never exhibiting an ounce of self-awareness. Well, Trump has brought, like Trump brought so many people to what they think is the conservative side and it's not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Trump's not conservative. He's liberal's hell. He traditionally, he traditionally has been. Yeah, he doesn't really fucking care. He doesn't really care. And I don't either. Yeah. Yeah. He would fuck the wall was great and the

China shit was great and making fun of fat people to their face was great, calling people out. Yeah, he's just taking a step further. Right. Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. But now seeing all these right wing people come back to Twitter all at once. He actually, you actually think that they made Twitter worse. You actually enjoyed Twitter more than, of course,

when it was last time you were on Twitter. You got a couple of weeks ago, right? Did you get a big... I have a new account. Oh, you do. I'm not serious. If my dick mash doesn't, doesn't come back and I don't think it will because Alex Jones and I coming back. Yeah. Well, I think I'm on the same list of like, no, I've like fuck these guys list. I don't think you're on the same list. But I mean, I can't be, see any heck was right. Maybe, maybe it would be, okay, go ahead.

What are you saying? No, I was going to say, I mean, you, I be okay, go ahead. What are you saying? No, I was gonna say, I mean, you, I know you're another beard. You're one of the, on the same list. Yeah, I honestly think so. Maybe you are. How the hell do I know? I do think so. It's probably so.

Cause everyone hates me equally. Yeah, yeah. Like even when I went to the very beginning of the matter of the women, like the website, the men's rights people hated it They always say like you're fucking a bear. You're like making us look bad I'm like, yeah, cuz no, oh yeah, it's fucking my fault Right on the one dressing like Batman fucking climbing up building

Yeah, yeah, you deserve more fucking rights. Oh the men that can't the men that can't even keep their fucking wives in line deserve more rights, okay And that's why they hate you keep their fucking wives in line deserve more rights. Okay. And that's why they hate you. Ha ha ha. Anyway, what was I saying? Something about, I don't know, I've been asleep most of this episode. That's okay. Something about getting my account back.

Oh yeah, if you don't get your account back, oh no, you're saying that you hate that all the, the conservative accounts have been reinstated. Yeah, they come back and, it's like this. There it is. Oh, the one on the left, thank you very much. Why did you take one?

You know he's gonna need the other one. All right, let's just have one. Uh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha which one. See, she presented you with a choice that you didn't have to make. They say, well, not both. They come back and they're like, it's just, I don't think they, I don't think their ideas, ironically, I don't think their ideas can survive the light of day, or I hope not, I fucking hope not. Yeah. Because God damn it. Because behind so many of them are like Jordan Peterson's a good example. He came back on Twitter and immediately he's attacking anonymous troll, anonymous quote

troll accounts. Yeah. He's like, you got to get rid of these anonymous accounts. Right. Like, bro, if you're anti, if you're anti anonymity, you fundamentally don't understand like the concepts of tyranny and freedom. Like if you are anti anonymity, you don't understand the scale because like freedom is

essentially, like the nature of freedom is essentially anonymous. If you don't understand the basics of like, I know what you're saying. The expression of the will of the people as an anonymous slash amorphous concept and the will of the people is itself not identifiable. You don't even have, you don't even have standing to speak as a social scientist. You cannot defining the will of the people is in its essence tyranny. How the fuck could you say something like that? Well, because it's fucking revolting. I think as soon as you start making your money

from something other than your profession, you check out, you check out, you're no longer credible in that field. Unless you're real careful, but when you become a personality like that, and you click and all that kind of stuff, and I need money. I've said it before, a million of dollars. A lot of times.

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A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A lot of times. A deserve a hot young wife. Well, in the middle of the night, well,

I got them puppet-headed. You know, cognitive dissonance going home to this fucking battle ax. Thank you for the email, River Pete. Okay. Darren Evans says, looks like some lucky bugger has a dick fool. Let's see what the dick fool is. Let's see what the dick fool is.

Woman who married a rag doll, which one's the doll? Well, woman who married a rag doll says relationship is hanging on a thread after you cheat it, hanging on a thread. I get it. Oh yeah. Woman who claims she married a rag doll. It's like a 70s porn star. Well, I think he's saying that the doll looks like me, the guy who wrote in.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I just thought it was a funny article. It is. Why did it just, the doll doesn't look like you? Okay. What do you mean? What about the mustache there?

And the brown hair? I mean, it's kind of long in the back. I mean, the state of their marriage, one year on, the doll allegedly cheating on her to motel. God. What is this from the mirror? Even told her where she did it or where he did it. Here's their wedding.

What? What? Is that a baby? Is this real? Did it have a baby? Yeah, the couple welcomed their doll baby, Marcelleine Ho earlier this year. I have to talk to this woman. Yeah, let's try to get her on. Please. Clearly wants attention. Um, I could talk to her all day. I do some relationship therapy with

them all day. The pair now sleeping in separate rooms. Oh, no. Well, that'll actually improve the relationship. Yeah. I have had somebody tell me like a whole guy, like that, I know it's been said before, but it's like separate beds. Dude, separate beds. Eighties girls have been sick. So before Thanksgiving,

she was sleeping in the spare room. Yeah. And I was like, You'll never sleep so good. I'm not fucking thinking about like whatever fucking Anchlus things. Any elbows I might encounter in bed. I hate to say it, but you're exactly right.

Yeah. Okay. Dan Mongo, McGangus, holy shit dick. I have some great A fat watch material. Mmm. That watch, man. Some TikTok influencer was filming at the place I worked today. So I decided to look her up when I got home.

Total fat watch material. This chick made a TikTok about wearing a skirt as a crop top because she's so fat. Oh my god. Okay. Let's so fat. Oh my God. Okay. Let's see it. Let's see if you're right. Buying. One of my bad people, we can't get rid of this.

Okay, hold on. I can't. I need to warm up to that. I know. That just kind of hits all at once. One thing about bad people, we don't just want to get back. Ready? Ready.

Not ready. We don't get creative. This is the start. Are you with me? Are you with me? This is the start. It's the size of the medium. I'm wearing outfits.

Medium. Medium. It's giving very much clover. So what's your three eyes on me? Oh, there's a whole arm slam There was Didn't sound like two hands where sounds like hands and stuff like else flinging when she's like oh, yeah, okay Let's do it much very much clover so what Hands but it sounded fat

They had to Cut out the the chicken wings slapping body. She had it, but it was a real sloppy sounding clap. Like, well, what I'm, okay, what I was saying earlier, how does a woman this size wash like her ass hole? I know. But any part of her back, they just don't. Right. Well, you got to, you got to grab a lufa or something, right? Like, it was sponge like a stick's getting longer. Like a selfie stick. But like the size of the stick, like this is for, like that. I can only imagine 300 pound fads. And then this one's for 350. Yeah. I mean, this place is that, you know, they can't

reach. I'm sure nothing because they can reach right, they can reach right here. Yeah, because you've got a, you know, it's like you've got, you've got, you've got, you've got a, you know, a circle to deal with base. You got to reach out and out and around. It's, it's like you're humping a bean bag and you got to reach all the way to the zipper, right? But nothing exists for these people. So none of them are washing their asses.

Right. Do you know what I mean? I do. It's a big fucking problem. Okay. Let's see. I mean, Skirt crop top. Let's get it to me. Let's get it to me. You can't tell me this not a crop top. You can't you can't tell me that this was ever a skirt. And also because I detailing on the side, we got a detail on the side. If I was swimming, I'm like, I'm waiting to have that. You know, I would not know that was a skirt.

She's right there. She's right, yeah. I wouldn't tell her that. Yeah. Uh, wow. So they're turning, I think she ripped up somebody's fake putting green and used them as pants. We're in the neighbors backyard. And what else wants to spit the ball back at you?

Yeah. Yeah. That was the eighties. Gordon Gecko working on his putt like in his office. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Flash forward 40 years. We're wearing, we have fat women wearing those as pants on only fans and they're making

$40,000 a month. We got to fall that guy out. Gordon, what do you have to say about this? Let's see. Thanks, Domingo. Domingo. I've got some more fat watch. Yeah, of course. I should get them all out of the way here. Yeah. I've got more comments and stuff. Nickin says, fat cheerleader, hey, Dick, if you use this, don't say my name, Dick, sorry,

I'm fat and this offends me. Someone out there is lying to fat bitches telling them they won't regret this later on. Imagine the knee problems. You can't just fall to your knees like that when you're carrying that much weight. You have to ease into it or don't. Hold on to something for support.

Have a medical alert bracelet. Let's see what it is. And I'll just switch over. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, no oh wait wait sorry sorry sorry Sorry, another one was quite got it okay let me just I guess we can start from here Oh God. Oh, God. For shirts as steel, that's what I think is made out of.

They're representing the steel industry. This fat pig. Who, well, who wouldn't you want representing the steel consortium? We could be here. Oh. Oh. Ha We can get by these stage wrestle manion this. There's the testing. Now we're bringing in this Chinese steal stage. I'm we're gonna bring these girls back out. You're gonna see some hilarious difference between American steal.

Oh, cheerleading forever. Cop tour. Oh, this girl. Look at how happy she is. There's gotta be slurring a two piece. That's what I mean. There's gotta be something that's stylish that's kind of like one piece because people look what do you say? I don't care how tolerant you are like that's that's kind of distracting. You're not going to watch. You're not going to watch if

you're in the crowd, you're not going to watch. Fucking girls. You're not gonna watch, you're not gonna watch, if you're in the crowd, you're not gonna watch. Fucking all the girls do the routine. You're going to be fixated on that one girl showing, you know, like basically a hector of exposed flesh. She's also got the kind of gut where it's like, like the top of a twinkie, you know? Like sometimes they just sag like Gremis, but this is like solid, solid helmet gut. Yeah.

Let's follow the ticktocks. You know, it's, see what's going on here. Oh boy, that's so cute. So, how does the severe profile picture, isn't it? Yeah. That's the good one. That's the good one. So, oh, that's her TikTok. Maybe she isn't on Instagram.

I don't know why they posted that. Cheer uniform, confidence. She's up there on the stage because they believe in her. And she know that she can do the job and get it done. She can do the job and get it done. Is not doing the job? No, that's two different things. It's just a shame that the wardrobe manager couldn't make sure she had a skirt to fit her properly. So it doesn't, it doesn't bunch like that. Oh my God. He's criticizing someone, it's someone else's fault

that she looks like that. Holy shit. She deserves a proper fit like the rest of the team, not physically possible. Well, and he works as hard. School's have limited, I don't know, so they've got a limited budget, I'm sure. They should be buying uniforms as size though, because all the new class is coming in like this.

Well, it's going to get, it's going to get more... Fatter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If she does, everyone's going to be on that ass theater. If that's for five years from now, it's going to, you know, that would be a lot different. She works in it, of course. She should be given the same respect, which extends to the same care put into ensuring her uniform is made to the same high standards as everyone else. I think

you want higher standards for her uniform. It's the same uniform. They just don't have anything. That's size. Obviously. Well, no one can conceive of it. Look at it. Yeah. I can imagine. No one can conceive of it. Like, yeah. I can't imagine. This is funny to make fun. I just kinda look, I just, I don't know, man. I just, what? No, like I don't really, I don't really care.

Like I mean, like the big part of me goes, eh, good for her. If she, you know, no, talk to her, if she likes it a lot. But like, no, I mean, whatever. And like it doesn't, it's not hurting anybody, but like you have to know that, you have to know that it's going to be made fun of.

And like, maybe she doesn't give a fuck. That'd be amazing. She ain't gonna fuck. But I mean, but here's my thing. I honestly think it's kind of not fair to the other girls because it's such a distraction. That's just for me, if I'm, if I'm in a crowd at a game and they do that shit or whatever, like, I can't take my eyes off. Why are you

even trying to look good? Why are you learning any of these routines at all if you have to deal with this shit? Like, what is the point of what you're doing? You're titillating on one end and then you're absolutely disgusting. Everybody on the other end. It's like having that like a kid with leukemia play for a one single handoff or one single play versus every other play. Yeah. All right. Now get the fucking leukemia. Okay. Stuff like this really boosts my confidence. You go girl. What, how? Well, why? Cause she,

I get it, cause she's saying, you know, maybe I can do it if she's out there doing it, you know. Why would you want to do that? Will you destroy your knees? No fat person should be doing this. No, it's not.

It's very unhealthy. Yeah. Confidence. And then, is that a turkey emoji? I Don't I love God The skirt fits perfectly Sure, I Think there should be appropriate uniforms for girls with bigger bodies.

I'm not trying to shame. That's kind of like a shame. I'm not trying to shame her at all. So he realized how fucked up it was, what are you saying? Well, he knows, even if he doesn't think it's fucked up, he knows it's going to be taken and it's called fucked up. Dude, if I saw, if I saw, if I saw a guy that size doing like any activity I would say you got to stop.

No, I know. It's very unhealthy what you're doing. Well, you're going to bust a, you're going to bust a order, you're going to blow both your knees out. You shouldn't even be walking right now. You got to fix your diet first. You got, yeah, you got to lose weight and you got to do low impact shit. Yeah.

Because I seriously, like that's, you're not, or you're sweating. Look at the ligaments and tendons and stuff. stuff were not made to take that kind of shit. That's a huge strain. Okay, well, thanks for the, but basically he's saying, they should have like appropriate, which what I'm saying, so it's not distracting or showing value.

They should be in the eye of just being made fun of, maybe I mean, I don't know. They shouldn't though. That's, uh, it's like telling them that they, like, it's dangerous. I, well, it's like telling them that they're, they're different or less than I know how it's going to be taken. Okay. Uh, fat watch, roll of coasters, trying to keep everybody happy. God damn it. You can't don't do that. I know. Jeremy says, I keep everybody happy. You make no one happy.

I'm behind the episodes and trying to catch up. So I don't know if you're still doing fat watch. Yes, we are. But this lady can't fit on roller coasters and thinks the seat testers should be in a private area. So they're not ashamed. So they don't have to get on and then get told to get off. So there's a separate line out of amusement parks for fat people who think they're on the edge. Right. Like any of them you tell enough, buddy, are you tall enough yet?

They should have a fucking, are you, are you this fat? Yeah. It should be like luggage getting on an airplane. Like does your luggage fit in there and people, people fucking taking running starts and trying to pack their girlfriend through. Get in there, you fat bitch. I'm not missing this.

Yeah, cause she'll be pissed if you go on it. Yeah, show me, you better get in there. You fat bitch. I'm not missing this. Yeah, because she'll be pissed if you go on it. Yeah. Joey, you better get in. Right. You better walk out of there. I got her back. He's like, I'm wrapping two hours in his line. Get her in there. Uh, I'm gonna like cut weight like a fighter before they go to amusement parks. Get that sure on your head. We're going on the fucking matter. Horn's go fucking, you know, sweat and I'm wearing sweatshirts and I fucking saw that and they're running off the ride. Get me that, get me that, get me that, get me that, get me that, get me that, get me that, get me that, get me that,

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It's nothing but restaurants. There are her rides. Yeah do you? The right. Yeah, it is. Rides for you. Yeah, we got bubble gum shrimp. That's what I mean. I mean, it's a whole fucking boop and boop and boop and boop and boop and boop and boop and boop just for you.

That's right. That's a good one. She said it was ruined. She got a gurney ride if she keeps eating like that. What do you mean we don't have rides for you? Look, you can see right over there. Olive Garden. Right.

You know, hard to tell, Cap, was rolling when she couldn't go on any of the rides because they weren't size inclusive. Any? How big? What the fuck is size inclusive? How big? What the fuck is size included? Well, that's how big is she? And, and because I'm seeing some fat people on roller coasters and rides, like, I mean, you know, where you're like, damn, I didn't think they could do it.

Dude, just imagine how fat they're going to be in 30 years. I know, you know, I know. Imagine how skinny everybody was 30 years ago. Everybody was fucking skinny. Yeah. I mean, they were pretty much like it it was, yeah, it was a free, even when the internet came out, the people of Walmart website was a freak show

because they were so fat. I know, I know. And everybody is that fat. Yeah. And trying out the test seats in front of crowds of people with no privacy felt like an embarrassing spectacle. Well, I'm so like an embarrassing spectacle because it is a fucking embarrassing spectacle.

Yeah. Just don't go on the rhyme. And I believe that they have to be embarrassed in a lot of places. Walk away. It cannot be easy. It cannot be easy walking around like morbidly obese, but it's like for whatever reason they're doing that. They're doing stuff that I don't even do. And yeah, well, I went to amusement. I went on a, I went to an amusement park and it's

like, I didn't go to a fucking amusement. I don't even want to go to an amusement park. Why do you? Yeah. Do you think there's ever like a time when they're so fat that they get in their car and like they can't turn their horn off? Because all their... Right? Like what's the day that if that's... Like God damn it. If that's not a wake up call.

They're constantly getting road rage incidents. They're getting their cars of fat. I'm sorry. I can't turn it off. The issue of size inclusivity applies to much more than just clothing. Oh yeah, okay, for TikToker and parent, Summerlin Davis.

How come everybody but me gets links to their stuff? Every time I see TikToker, it's like, oh, I'm such a victim, I'm such a victim, but you're like a TikToker. Like I just think you're a horrible person. Like as I know, they just wanna be, they just wanna be fucking famous. They wanna be talked about, they wanna be seen.

So why do I, I don't believe you. I don't believe you when you say like it destroyed your day or like, this is, you wanna talk about this shit. You love getting shit on. You just love getting talked about. You must, you must. If you are really ashamed and so embarrassed in everything, you would not be telling anybody

about this kind of stuff. I think negative attention is the, I secretly think this, I think negative attention is the only kind of attention that people can quantify. Speaking from like a decade, or maybe how long have I been online? Almost 20 years. Yeah, but what do you mean quantify?

Like a brain. Oh, in their brain, they actually assign them a message. I don't think that the heuristics of the human brain like exist in a way that can quantify positive attention. Well, remember, we are by, exactly, by humans, we are, we default negative. We always do, because it keeps us safe. That's a, okay, heuristic thinking, like you said,

you don't know, it may not be the right answer, but I'm, that's a new animal I haven't seen. I'm not fucking with it. Yeah. You default, how long have I, 18 years,'t seen. I'm not fucking with it. Yeah. You defaulted. How long have I 18 years, 17 years? I've been doing this shit. Yeah.

So even though they're getting these fat women or getting on TikTok and getting endless praise, I think that they can't, that the only attention that they can recognize is negative attention. That goes for everybody. We could have something there. Parent means enjoying a trip to Universal Studios without worrying about whether she'll

be able to go on a roller coaster with her daughter. Davis recently took to TikTok to share a video describing her demeaning experience, visiting Universal Studios as a plus size woman. And many viewers resonated with her story. Wow. Plus size, like multiplication size, apparently, if she can't get on the second ride, I told you I'd wake up. Multiplication size. All right. Let's see how about the first half of the show. I'm back now. It's fine. We're just talking about pedophiles. Do you want to watch the video of chick calling Tim Pullo pedophile again?

That's pretty funny. Yeah, it might be hot. I don't know. That's quiet. All right. She doesn't look that fat. Well, let's see. Oh, yeah, not there. Play. Come on. Oh, I opened up a new video and opened up a whole bunch. I have to talk. I'm going to tell you a story about how this woman is too fat to fit on any rollercoasters at Universal Studios.

I don't believe it. You don't believe it? No, I think she could have made it up. Who's going to prove that she was, you know, is there a bunch of, is she famous? There are a bunch of people filming cell phone cameras like this woman is getting, she doesn't look that fat. I mean, that fat.

Like for roller coasters. Look at this size of her ass though. No roller coaster fat. I don't know. I'm just, I'm jumping the gun. Go ahead. Yeah, I don't know, man. Please know that I am under no illusions that I am thin.

I'm not. I have an hourglass body. I'm trying it boobs. My eyes are. I'm under no illusion that I'm thin. I've got an hourglass body. No, you've got a, you've got a fucking astrolabe body. Hourglass body, what do you mean?

I know I've seen people as big as this on a ride. Oh wait, hold on, I gotta, I'm gonna delete some, I ran out of space on my disk. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I was thinking way bigger. Yeah, really? She can't get on a ride. I'm, I'm, man, I'm surprised.

I mean, just like one ride, it's making it seem like it was all the rides. I'll keep playing. Or enormous. But what I am teaching my children. Look, pretty big. Pretty big, no. Look at the size of that ass.

Yeah, that's a big ass. It's a big ass. That's a big ass. We're talking about universal studios, returning to the mummy, back draft. You don't want this, you don't want to get caught behind this back draft. I thought she was complaining about the tram. She couldn't get on the tram. I had to run.

Not that one, okay. Do you see the picture she used here to demonstrate how not fat she is. Is with like brand new hiking shoes that have obviously never been worn. And skin tight socks that are like pinching off for circulation. And I don't think it's a coincidence

that she's standing on a granite boulder. You don't think that's, you think maybe she took a tram to the top of a mountain somewhere and then just walked over here. Well, they didn't want to see the shoes sinking into the black top wherever she parked. So it's on the boulder, you know, it can take a lot. Oh, I see. Yeah. Like the asphalt, if she stands there too long, it's like quicksand. Yeah, I got to throw a rope. What do you think in this in this hiking backpack Cliff bars cliff bar. Yeah, I Got to stay you need your energy when you're hiking

Loaded up with cliff bars tater tots this Tantu is a map toward the only land remaining on our map to dry land. I mean, these know like an oligay. Yeah. Like my, they're all the spruce goose. I know. It was an oligay. No, I know. She's the spruce goose.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's spruce throughout a little bit. Um, do you think the Chinese people that were stitching these pants together were wondering like what kind of, what were they were going on? If they were like novelty pants. Right, novelty pants. Yeah.

There's two little Chinese kids, you know, in wherever. I still, stitching these together going, what the fuck could be fitting in these things? I still wonder what rides. I mean, like, yeah, she's, she's a lot bigger than she looks in that other picture. Because her, she's like one of the swear I've seen fucking huge people go on rides though. She's like a grimace fat though. Grimace fats are, are deceptive because their top halves are skinny, yeah, ish, and their faces are relatively normal. Right, so you have, but their bottom halves are like a fucking bowling pin.

Their bottom halves are like trying to put like a breadstick in your mouth, sideways, like, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she could have, you know. Like that other fat, we look at how many rides. Okay, let's keep listening. I just love that she picked this for her slide show. Yeah, see you. On top of K2 or whatever.

She's serving her domain. There's no more foods to conquer. Serving. Serving. Is that a body like this? It's capable of climbing mountains. I'm doing it. Stop, stop.

That's, she's not climbing mountains. That's not him. Ah, ah, ah. Okay, I'll tell you what that is. That's a, that's a lookout point. I'm calling you right now. That's fucking fence in a picture. That's a lookout point.

Like that's, there's a parking lot right there behind. I've seen them a million times. They have them in all the national parks. They pull over. You could, yeah, you pull over. You get out, you have them in all the national parks. You just pull over. Yeah, you pull over, you get out, you stand over there. Okay, now look out over the valley. It's probably got winded on the way.

She probably only is here because she got winded walking over to the view. Maybe. Uh, all right. Things and even capable of having pretty solid blood work, which I consider healthy, right? Pretty solid blood work. Where did she just go with blood work? Dude, fat people are. Pretty solid blood work, which I consider healthy, right? Pretty solid blood work. Where did she just go with blood work?

Dude, fat people are. Pretty solid blood work. So it's a solid, it no longer flows. I fucking love that Boogie has cancer because he's fat. It makes me so happy. Anyway, fat people are obsessed with having a document that says they're not say they're That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just

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just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm I'm getting blood work, so they don't have to do anything about it. Yeah, it's weird. Like they just think, like if you went to the doctor and got like blood work and it came back, it would, it would cause like no thought, right? Unless there was something wrong, right? There was something wrong. Right. Yeah fat people get blood work back. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong and they're like, we're in the money. Right. It's like, no, but I can, you need it too. Yeah, really, yeah. And stop a taco bell on the way back. Look at this book and says, I'm pretty good.

I can't die. It's really weird. It's a really sick and weird thing that they engaged in. I understand it. Until they understand cancer. Well, let's petition to name it boogie cancer. It just lets them to rationalize to,

like so they can, they don't have to feel shitty about themselves all the time and have that specter of. But they always throw it out. Yeah. It's so fucking weird. They're trying to convince themselves. Yeah, I don't know that they actually buy it, but they, like, it does give them a little,

little slack in the rope. When you buy that ass washing deodorant, they send you a certificate that your blood is good. Yeah, yeah. Ah, here you go. So please know there's no fever dream that exists where I think that I'm thin or that I couldn't possibly stand to lose some weight. Don't come from me in the comments. I already know what I don't like is taking my daughter on a girls trip for her 13th birthday um and not being able to spend time with her. She had to write all of these roller coasters alone. Well, so this is the woman. I was too fat to fit into any of them. I had to sit in the test seat

um where ahead of me a very large man had been able to make it click. So I sat in the test seat for the vlog to be placed. And it would look like because of my hip. Yeah, okay, so it's the hips thing. It's a bell. Sean, you're telling me that there exists a place on earth where I can just sit and watch fat people try to click a belt around their fat asses and watch their kids look at them and for them to

internalize. This is not too late to get hired by your first studios for the holidays. I'm like right now, I'm just gonna sit there for the rest of my life. I'm like, oh my fucking god, having glue and methamphetamines and watching fat people try to click belts and safety systems around them. You would have some kind of fucking timeline ever, never even imagine such a thing. Some gambling ring going. Oh, right. Yes, yes, step right up, step right up.

Oh, no, you be a bit will it click? Will it click? Let's go. Here's the board. Here we go. Eyeballs, not yet, ma'am. Not yet, ma'am. Not yet, ma'am. Ignore him. Yeah. He's not affiliated with the go. Eyeballs. Not yet, ma'am. Not yet, ma'am. Not yet, ma'am. Ignore him.

Yeah. He's not affiliated with the park in any way. Not yet, ma'am. We're throwing up 10 bucks. 10 to 1. Let's go. Let's go. You right there. Okay. Here we go. And will it click? Will it click? Good. Oh, if somebody is a ride, if somebody works at Universal Studios or wherever who runs this macabre cotillion of obesity and failure and shame, please write me. You are the you have the you have the greatest job in the world. Yeah, and you don't even know it. Here we go. Velocicoster. Yes, it's the Velocicoster. It's the Universal Islands of Adventure,

Jurassic World Velocicoster. So rapture themed. Yes. Roll a coaster where it looks like it's suspended, hanging upside down for a lot of it. Yeah. So a fat guy, a fat man, by the way, who she shamed. Right. Right? Yeah, she made it seem like he was really big. And no one cares because it's a guy. He was able to make it click. Yeah, and she goes out of her way to say like he was fatter than her.

Right. And if she said that about a woman, it would be a revolt. Yes. Yes. But because it's a man, it's okay. Like usual. Yeah. It's totally fine. No, you have a perfect point.

I know. They're just, oh, they're always fucking picking. Here we go. Guys in my butt. I'm a hips and butt. I was very disappointed. I love roller coasters and I don't love you. I spent so much time trying to get this child to love herself and her body and understand

that everyone's body is capable of doing the things that they want to do. It's never riding rollercoaster. It's actually incorrect. It's extremely just like the living baths 64. The next one that we tried was Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure. Oh boy. I couldn't fit into either seat, because they wouldn't lock over my thighs. At that point, I would.

Not even a side car. And this is Hagrid. You know, you think Hagrid was a huge... Right? The problem was motorbikes. You should have stopped it motorbike. This is that hair grid of my life. It's the ITV ride or something that, you know, I can distribute the weight. It's a motorbike.

You're a fit and a hairy. Couldn't fit into either seat. So they have a difference I see that you can like get out. Maybe you would like to have a wrap. She could have fit. Maybe I could try on the left. Yeah. Dude, they had to make like a fat testing area.

Yeah. Yeah. Like there was enough fat people getting kicked out of line. Yeah. In the ride that it was delaying, that it was causing, because you know, they do analytics that that should all day. Yeah, sure. So they had, they were like, well, we're having a big fucking jam up,

but these rides. Those are trying to make it fit out. Yeah, these fat people don't well. Step over here. And somebody who's getting paid probably, you know, $200,000 a year said, well, why don't we take one of the cars, put it down in front,

and the fat people can come in there and try to buckle the thing. And if it works, we'll send them in. If it doesn't work, we'll send them to TikTok. Right. Ha. Amazing. Okay, here we go. That's right and try to buckle the thing and if it works we'll send them in if it doesn't work we'll send them to tic-tac right Amazing, okay here we go The humiliated that I didn't even try to sit in the test seats for Harry Potter the written journey I've written this right before Did I want to ride in with her of course? So she's gotten bigger the last time. I did not want to be humiliated in front of hundreds of people sitting in the test

You can't ride it I couldn't do it. So we walked over to the incredible Hulk Coaster, which is one of my favorite roller coasters for our riddened hundreds of times because I used to work at Universal. I didn't realize how small the seats are. And it's like sitting on top of the seat. So I tried the modified seat and even that made my hips hurt so bad. By the time we got through the line, I had to sit. Hips, it's your fat, it's not your hips.

Yeah, I mean your hips, your skeleton's the same size. Right, hips I'm hurting, fat is. Right. Not to ride because it was very uncomfortable. I've recently been at six flags in Disney, and I've had no problem with the coasters there. I'm so disappointed in Universal and... Oh, fuck you!

I don't retrofit all their rides with, you know, to convict. All right, I'll listen the whole day. Such that this trip sent to my daughter. And also like, shame on you Universal, the test seats in front of everyone humiliating. Where do you want to put it? There has to be another solution. Yeah, the solution is to just throw a pie in your face.

When you can't fit into the test seat, it's to have a clown walk out and throw a pie like your bill gates. Yeah, I don't know. I'd spray it off itself. Shame gates. Yeah, I don't know. I'd spray it off with salts shame on you, universal. I don't know what you want them to do. It's like it. They're not going to retrofit everything to for for you.

Maybe we should feed rather. They'd rather you just not come. Yeah, maybe if you cared about going on things with your daughter, you just stop eating. I mean, seven times a day. Come down to six times. You know, you don't be there for your daughter, you just stop eating like seven times a day. Cut it down to six times a day. You know, you don't want to be there for your daughter when she grows up, right? I mean, your chances are you're living a shorter life.

Uh, and we'll be there. I'll be there to laugh. Uh-huh. Whatever, uh, whatever ends up taking you down. Okay, that was fabulous. That's a great, great job. Thank you. A day in dark news. That's a great job. Thank you, thank you, thank you. That's right. Thank you. A day in dark. Sorry Sean.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Let's do some advice and get out of here. Okay. Okay. A genius says I need some advice. Dear Dick and Sean, please for the love of God, don't say my name on the show. Okay, I'm in my mid-twenties and I'm not terrible looking.

Okay. Well, to women you are. Well, I'm a little awkward, but I've got some game. I work in a high-end office job, and I'm on my way to a promotion that's not relevant to the story just that I'd flex what little I have. There's this girl I work with and who I can't get off my mind. She's a year older than me, and she has only had one boyfriend. Okay, that's odd.

I'm not sure if she's a virgin, but I have some good reason to believe she is. Even more odd. The one relationship she has had was some dude she met online and had a long distance relationship with Despite how you might picture this girl. She's really skinny That's also how you would see that. She's really skinny gorgeous and into a lot of the same hobbies

I am stay away from that. That is a death sentence. Do not agree girl with the same hobbies as you agreed We've actually got a lot. We've actually got a lot, we've actually got a couple of outings planned. We're both into sports. And it's one of the things we've spent hours talking about each week. We've got tickets to games between our respective favorite teams.

Oh, how adorable. Things sound good, right? No. But here's the thing. She lives alone. She's never, she has never been in a relationship in person before. Probably never had a first kiss. When we went to the park together with our dogs, I pride into her social life a little

and found out that she's never experienced romantic attraction to anyone before. When she dated that dude online, she was testing to see if she could find that spark for once in her life, but it was unsuccessful. Man, you gotta stop what you're doing here. You really gotta stop. Guys, I think you're opening up. You're opening up.

I mean, I just think he's opening up. There's a lot going on with her. There has to be. Like they try to, they think that they're learning about a girl. Guys go out of their way to learn about a girl, thinking that it gives them power over them, but it's the opposite.

The more, the more that you think she's different than every single other girl, the less power you have. Stop listening, stop looking, stop, stop what you're doing. I guess just know why you're, why you're clawing for the information. Yeah, you're looking for something to leverage like your deep insecurity about wanting to fuck her and getting rejected. Don't fool yourself. She's not out of my league or anything. Yeah. So I want to know if there's a way to make her fall for me.

Should I just give up? Love you, Sean. Dick go fuck yourself. P.S. I've been engaged to a different girl for two years now. He's engaged. God, I really fucking buried the headline. What are you fucking doing, man? Yeah. Don't marry, don't, don't marry the fucking girl that you're engaged to. What the fuck, what is wrong with you? Put it off. Put it off. Put it off for a couple of years.

Yeah, you can always, there's always one more. Oh yeah. There's all a cult. I've been engaged to a girl, I've been engaged to a different girl for two years now. So you got engaged around COVID? Right. How did you fuck that up?

Yeah. What did you panic? Because you couldn't go out anymore? Let's get married. Maybe. Maybe. And I'm unfulfilled. Well, no shit.

Because marriage is retarded. Where have you, what show have you been listening to? You think I'm fucking, you think I've been joking for 20 years? I've been engaged to a different girl for two years now and I'm unfulfilled. Okay, so you're going after what is clearly a deranged girl

because you have to hide it from your engagement. How do I make her fall for me? Is that what you want? Or her? You want, you know, when girls fall for you, they tend to like do anything to fuck up your life to get you because they can't get someone like you, it has to be you. Yeah.

I had a thought, but was it getting her to fall for me? Yeah, one. It was like long distance. I had a thought, but was it getting her to fall for me? Yeah, one. It was like long distance. You don't even, like, you don't know her at all. Yeah. Like at all. And everything I'm hearing is like,

there's a fucking lot to unpack there. So that is not gonna, that is not gonna go well for you. So I love what you're doing. So you wanna get out of your engagement and you think that by you think that by gining up this catastrophe, you'll get found out for being a creep, whatever, and it'll fuck up your engagement. So then you don't have to do, you don't have to face facts and go like, hey, I don't want to, I don't want to get married. Sure, sure. I don't get married like at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right. You, right, whatever, because it's retarded. Yeah. It's a retarded thing to do. Yeah. It's just like asking the government to just put my balls in a contract that I signed for no reason and that you, you don't have to do anything. It's just me.

So I have respect what you're doing. And I'll try to help you with that. I think you should try to take them both out. At the same time. Yeah, at the same time. Why not? Like, how would you take them out? Like, make them in a car, shove it off a cliff.

Like, buy three tickets to the ball game. Oh, go. Go on a date. Yeah, go on a date. See what happens. Yeah. Oh, go on a date. Yeah, go on a date. See what happens. Yeah. You know, get her jealous, get the existing one jealous.

Why not? Yeah. Right? Let us know how it goes. Is there anything I can do to make her fall for me? Should I just give up? Yeah, I don't know what you're doing, man. What do you think you should do? I would say, I mean, I don't get married.

And I would, I would not, well, because it's, it is a, it's a bad, I, there's no reason for it. It's well-baked. I don't think there's any reason for it. I don't, I don't see it. I don't think, you don't have to, I don't think you have to be married to have kids. I don't think there's any reason for it. I don't see it. I don't think, I don't think you have to be married to have kids. I don't think you have to be married to crazy to see it. I don't think you have to be swelling up in young kids. That they're just, what's back to like some traditional stesson of it's like a reaction, I think, to do. Yeah, it's like, but they're talking about grooming.

They're talking about how bad grooming is. And then they're all telling each other like how important is that they get married. It's just so so it's so fucking crazy and brain dead to me um, you know Yeah, you are I think this girl who is gonna be a you're trying to Beep BPD basket case, you know, I don't know what I think you should go for it sure Okay, you got a love bomber whatever whatever the crazy chicks are saying is bad, do that. Like no romantic attraction to anyone.

So I've never had a either. I've never had a romantic attraction either. She's whatever. She may be telling the truth. You know, I can't win me Gary and Cable will tell you the truth. If she is, if she is, then there's a whole lot there. Whatever she has, you have it twice as much. So if she's never experienced attraction,

you have never experienced it. You've had teen pregnancy. Yeah, you've been teen pregnant twice. You actually are disgusted by sex. Yeah. I mean, I knew right away that she's like when she said she's into sports because no women are into sports. I mean, do you think do you think she's a lesbian and can't uh, come out here all the

men? Oh, it's like, if I'm allowed to say guys are all fucking gay, you better believe it that women are all gay too. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know who knows what's going on there. But something's going on. Yes, and oh, you're not. Oh, you were doing that long distance thing to see if you were attracted. Me too. I was doing that too. Right. Yeah. I've never felt the traction either. Just beat it at our own. Beat it at our own game. Okay. Next one. Fuck wreck it. Fuck red

heads. Revenge help. Crazy bitch. Tried to ruin my life. Hey, next one. Fuck Redhead's Revenge Help, Crazy Bitch, tried to ruin my life. Hey, dick, do read my name on the show. Sorry for the long email. I need advice on how to get revenge on a crazy girl who's tried to fuck up my life two years ago. I married a girl. I've been with for four years. Okay, buddy.

You hear that? You hear that, Jeannice? Right. You hear that? You fucking you hear that, Jeannis? Right, you hear that? You fucking hear what's happening to this guy? Stop getting married, you idiots. You've been engaged for two years. Two years ago, I married a girl I'd been with for four years.

Yeah, exactly. We were both 24 then. How old is this guy? That's fucking young. mid-20s. Yeah, it's young, man. Welcome to your fucking future. I'm the ghost you young. Mid-twenties. Yeah, it's you young, man. Welcome to your fucking future. I'm the ghost of a diverse future.

My wife is about 5'3", 160 pounds, C cups and a bubble butt. She's definitely a little thick, but I'm also, but I'm into that, so fuck off. Okay, fine. For the most part, married life has been great. Some bad times, but that's just life. Everything was chugging along smoothly.

Because she's thick, right? Chugging, yeah. Chugging, chugging. Until the other night. We both made that joke in our heads, I think. Yeah, until the other night when my relationship was attacked by a malicious saboteur, luckily I'd been anticipating the attack, but you'll need some context. Oh, I doubt it.

About a year after I got married, I started flirting with a coworker at my entry-level office job. I wasn't really looking for anything on the side. Okay. But somehow I got her attention. She's a very skinny redhead, probably like five feet tall,

not much going on in the cans department, but she was pretty cute. She reached out to me over WorkChat. Fuck his WorkChat. Well, like Slack or something. Yeah. We flirted for a bit and I gave her my number. Not looking for anything.

I'm just looking for another, you know, pal. Right. I can go to the bar. Someone who can like, you know, feed my dog if I take a trip with my wife. Yeah. We'd been pretty flirty over messages, but the first thing she texted me

were unsolicited picks of her and her underwear. Okay. I was pretty excited about that. I was looking for a casual fling on the side. Oh, and that seemed like a pretty clear message that she was ready to go. Wait, did I read that wrong? Four cents ready to go. We didn't like that wrong. For instance, as above, like I wasn't looking for anything.

I wasn't really looking for anything on the side. Oh, okay. True freed. I was looking for a casual fling. Okay, man, whatever. Well, you can change your mind. I mean, that's allowed. I wouldn't think it would happen that quickly,

but that happens that quickly. I mean, as it turns out, I mean, writing. No, of course it's a problem. Oh no, in real life, it absolutely happens that quickly. We embellished for the next few days, flirting heavily and ramping up to pretty sexual conversation. Not really sexting, but definitely talking about

fucking each other. Overworked chat, that's awesome. Now, she had his number. Oh, right, right, right, right. The thing is, it didn't take very long for me to realize that this was not going to be what I was hoping it would be. Or were you hoping it would be? Years of listening to your instant death.

That's what we're all hoping it's going to be. Every sexual encounter, every merciful death. That's why the French call it a little death coming. That's what it's supposed to be every sexual encounter, merciful, merciful death. That's why the French call it, little death coming. That's what it's supposed to be. So they won't tell you that. That's what we're all driving at. Years of listening to your show

didn't save me from making the wrong move at the start. I'm not trying to. I am trying to make you make more wrong moves. Yeah, that's true too. But it helped me identify the signs as she was a crazy whore and ignore them. I can't know. Oh, no.

A lot of people do that. I quickly learned that she had just got out and gotten out of a relationship. So that explained the sudden contact and needy behavior like sending the pics. No, it doesn't. Whenever we weren't talking about sexual stuff or being flirty, I don't think I ever say shit like that.

What? Women who are just out of relationship, they're gonna send you pics. Hmm. I don't think so. Yeah, that sounds like a pick-up artist stuff. Hmm. Whenever we weren't talking about sexual stuff

or being flirty, she was asking me questions about my wife. That part really weirded me out. We'd only been talking for a few days, but I could tell she was forming some kind of serious emotional attachment to me. So I decided to break things off after about a week of us talking a week. Oh my God.

You're not my therapist, so I'm not gonna bore you, buddy. Your way past that point. But the too long didn't read is, way past that point. I still wanted to be friends with my, I still wanted to be with my wife and realized the side action was not worth the trouble.

It was fun to pretend to be Don Draper, but I'm just a chump in their first job at a college. I never did anything physical with the coworker. That's why she's pissed. So I figured I would just cut things off, never tell my wife and leave it at that. That was very, very wrong. Yeah.

You know, fuck them. They will try to fucking destroy you. This is already a long email, so I'll try to sum things up quickly. But, about a week after I stopped talking to coworker, I was called into HR. The coworker told HR was being creepy,

and making her feel uncomfortable. And the office I was sent home for a week and then they investigated, but fortunately for me, the team's messages proved our relationship had been consensual. I'm a very lucky HR in my management. We're reasonable and understood she was acting maliciously. Unfortunately, she was able to keep her job. We removed the separate signs of the office and things went back to normal for another year. I never really thought about outside of work, but a part of

a few random texts about her in a cat in the office parking lot to tell me how to birthday. About a year after the HR stuff, a work friend invited my wife and I, a big party, the co-organized, flirting with all of us invited. She texted me the day of the party asked me to bring my wife. But I'm going to be an issue. If I won't go to hear back, I can really be a party with my wife and I, a big party, the coworker and I was flirting with also invited. She texted me the day the party asked me to bring my wife out of the bed, but I'm going to be an issue. And if I won't go to her back, I can really be a party with my wife and the crazy reddit doesn't go. And Monday after the party, I'm back in the HR

and Crazy Bitches told them that I threatened her and told her that she couldn't go because I was bringing my wife once again to text me and just spree this. HR said they can't do anything since it happened to her work, but I don't know how I can say it and I'm in the first place. All right.

Crazy Bitches not having a cheese is Christ, bro. Who fucking cares? wife doesn't see the messages to almost... Ffff. Why if see some messages? Yeah, why if... Doesn't see the messages to almost through much later. Doesn't never check with them.

Guys, come on, we're doing it the other night. Messes up, and it's very... So basically, I managed to come through the whole thing on Skate, the part from the hit... To my personal and professional reputation now, I needed some kind of revenge. Oh my God. Bro, just like fucker.

Like you're, you don't want revenge, you just want to be in contact with her. Just go fucker. Go fucker. Texture. Oh my God. Texture. Like I'm gonna be at this hotel and there's no way

you would come fuck me. Here it is. I know HR won't help. I'm sure me still being with my wife is revenge enough, but I'd like to make this girl's life fucking miserable. Fuck her. Okay. Best way to make that happen.

I don't care if she hasn't really cost me anything. She's tried to, which is reason enough for me to retaliate against a woman. What is, they just, all they want is negative attention. All they want is attention. All they want is for you to think about them. That's it. If you're thinking about them, you lose.

If you're showing them, you're thinking about them, you lose twice. You wanna to fucking out think that? Thinkin' Stein? Be my guess. I'm hoping you have some ideas on how I might be able to get back at her. Go fuck her! Go fuck her and get it out of your system! I still see her daily.

Oh my fucking god! So there's got to be something I can do that might get under her skin enough to cause some problems. I can annoy her enough to quit or make a scene and get fired. Well, clearly, she's just gonna go to fucking HR every time. Go cocaine in her. Every time you guys have an interaction. Put coke in her bag and say you caught her

in the fucking room, in the bathroom, sniffing and acting weird. We're like, where are some like, obviously, some obvious allergent around you to get her sniffling when she goes into HR? I saw her put coconut bag in this bag. If nothing else, I hope this was useful to listeners. If you're gonna cheat, don't forget to watch your wife's Facebook match. There you go. Inchilla, fuck it, redheads. You got any advice for this guy?

No. Why is that? I don't. I have no idea what to what he should be doing. I don't know that I would probably say that you probably should probably let it go, but you know, No, they're never gonna do that. No, it depends how I ever do that.

Cause that's the solution to everything. Yeah, I know where he's on. It's ignoring. You know she's, The grooming kids, okay. Dude, you know how she reacts when you didn't do anything? Yeah, so how you think she's gonna react? Yeah.

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Here we go. Even in baked Alaska's interview with Dick, he said, I mean, I was saying that baked Alaska never has fault, never takes the count of the right way. I think it's hilarious. He'd say, oh, you're here. No, I'll watch all the hot clips of baked Alaska in real life, stream here, whatever you're here. No, I'll watch all the hot clips of Baker, Laskin real history near whether he's doing it's fucking gold. But even in the fucking interview where he's like, he's a good boy, fucking boy scout, a boy scout Alaska. Yeah, over here.

He said, I make people only in self defense. And then like point second later, he's like, I mature no more amazing. So I don't know what it is. Which So Which is it like you're so full the fucking A little bit of Chris the key we just like yeah, you even know how fucking far gone and it's saying you are this is This is a starishing. I love it. I'm gonna keep keep somebody to keep asking the guy right question or get him to make someone again you know as soon as we saw that amazing we're like I love to see like that you could be no that's too dark whatever he'll do what he does I hope he keeps you got that right showing up on film that's nobody does what he does you know whatever I would have had to put away.

You know, it would be fun. Long as it's funny, I wish you would see more of a first-hand on film the same way, same thing. I would see more of these same people. Go ahead, jail. Do my foes, do my foes. Yeah, it is fucked up.

That whole great thing. I'll give you that. I'm matured out of macing people in self-defense. We don't bullshit people. We're like, get in trouble. Get fucked. Uh, me too.

I haven't, no, I haven't. I haven't matured out of macing people. And if someone wants to attack me, I'll mace them. Sure. Sure, right? Yeah. I've matured, I haven't matured out of that. No, like big to life.

You probably shouldn't mature out of that. I, yeah, I don I haven't matured out of that. No. Like, big to lots of the sheds. You probably shouldn't mature out of that. I, yeah, I don't think anybody should. You should be sure out of that. You should probably mature out of macing people for no reason. Wow. I mean, but no one was doing that. No, no, no.

I, yeah, I don't think so. He was funny. I mean, oh yeah, it's funny. He might have, that was allegedly the second time, right? Like he had made second eye ones before. I think so, yeah. So, you know, who know? Maybe the first one.

Maybe he thought the guy was gonna attack on the second time because he was so aggressive the first time. I'm a share, but whatever. Don't even, don't even think about it. Don't even look in my direction. Uh, okay, here we go. Hey, so I know I'm not actually not supposed to call you. My wife doesn't like it when I call,

but she's half-dumped right now. Good. And my question for you is, do you ever get some of the nostalgic for the days of when you and Maddox had that share together? I think Maddox is a piece of shit, however, seven years later, eight years later, I kind of get nostalgic for those days. Sure.

I'm curious if you would like pay him a certain amount of money just to have one show where you and Hank argue again. I mean, you've tried different areas. Yeah, I've tried effectively. He could say he can name a prize. Well, I've been on. I mean, you've tried incentivizing him, but I mean, just to, yeah, just to,

but it's like something to make some, yeah. I mean, that's the way nostalgia works. Like I'm nostalgic of the time I lived in Hollywood. It was like everything was bright and open in the future. Trump was like a joke. Yeah. Like this whole like meme culture was just taking off and realizing we had that kind of power. It was just like, it was true.

It was like being caught in a big wave and being right. It wasn't that long ago. Nobody on internet times, it was, I mean, in modern times, like things happening just increasingly fast. And most people can't even keep track of why. You have to want to. You have to want to keep track of that. I don't think they're capable to a certain degree,

so they remember times, like, I mean, like the show was like an anchor point for people. Even though it was only like two years, it's like the original Star Trek. It was only two years, but it's like the original Star Trek. It was only two years. I know. But it's like, it seems like it's like in your mind. It was, it was, it was, it was, it introduced a lot of people to them and a lot of, uh, talk of like a certain kind that they relate to. So it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it was, it's that kind of, it's that kind of show. So I get, I get the nostalgia. The, um, the Gore Vidal and, and William

H. Buckley, they had a series of conversations around the election in the set. And I think the late 60s or 70s, that was similar. It was very short, but it was like a definitive like political argument for a lot of people. Um, and then it was done, but it set the, it like it reached a breaking point where it's just became, uh, polarized and you could never put it back together. Yeah. It's just, it, it, sometimes, uh, something changes like the, and it's not that it was the biggest or the greatest, but it was like the first. And I'm not saying the biggest problem wasn't the first, but it was kind of a lot of people's firsts.

Yeah, you know, so it's, I don't think, I don't think it would be good at all. If, if, if, if Maddox and I had the same, had like a reboot, has had like another episode or something, or just a conversation that was supposed to be like, it wouldn't be good, even in a little bit. No, it would be gross.

Yeah, not at this point. Nope. Um, there's just, it's like, it's impossible to take him seriously. Yeah. And he's done nothing. Like, it's impossible to see Maddox as anything other than a failure at this point, where that wasn't the case seven years ago. Right.

Right. Right. And his own, his own people, like his own side is, I mean, I don't know. I don't even know. I've never thought about it, but it would be, it would be very, it would be very, very bad and disappointing. I think that show was like a lot of things at the time that it was, but it's almost not the case anymore. I think it would almost taint the show.

Yeah, me too. There's some things that you can't unfeel. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're like, oh, God, this is so like it's so, it's so fake. Like it's so, because you can't be as genuine, you're not the same person. You haven't had the same things.

I mean, you are the same person. Yeah. I mean, he's not, but you know, or he's, you know not the same person, you haven't had the same things. I mean, you are the same person. I mean, he's not, but, you know, or he's, you know, different aspects of come out, but you just can't even, you just, it's too different. Even the dots too much time has gone. I would be, I would be infinitely more cruel. If we were to have a conversation now.

Yeah, sure. And I was like trying to put on a good entertainment product, but if we had a show now, it would just be, I think I would be even too cruel to stomach for people. Well, maybe it would be uncomfortable. I would look much, much worse. Maybe so. This is a speaking of Maddox.

But it really can't. People talk about it with shows. You know, the last season, the Game of Thrones ruined the entire franchise for them. Yeah, everybody, you know, the, the last season, a game, a game of thrones ruin the entire franchise. Yeah. I believe you. That's true. Yeah.

Vito's better than Maddox ever was. I also believe that because he's funny. He's funny and he, yeah, he did, you know, he's not a test case lazy in a way that annoys me. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Like, uh, because now it's like, I'm getting my own medicine. Here's a funny. Here's a post from Maddox recently. I think yesterday. Maddox says, I dated someone who worked for an intelligence agency a while back.

Yeah. So Maddox dated, this is what we're supposed to believe right off the top that he dated someone who worked for like the CIA. Yeah, or, yeah. And so someone whose job requires intelligence, dated him, investigating, and all these sorts of things. Okay, whatever. I learned a bit about how they try to track child exploitation. So he dated someone, he doesn't say a woman, someone who worked for the CIA, FBI, or a government contracted agency, or who didn't at all.

Yeah, you know, you can, there's like, you know, non-government intelligence agencies. And child porn came up, right? This is an engaging hybrid. Oh, child exploitation. Yeah, yeah, right. Child porn. Yes, right. And to end encryption may sound like a cool feature on Twitter, but that's how petos.

So now he's on the fucking everybody's a peto band. But that's how pedos hide their activity and transfer illicit content. So in Maddox's mind, having encrypted messaging, like me encrypting something and then you decrypting it. Right, so he doesn't want encryption. He doesn't want that because pedophiles are, well, they could be, according to this woman, he dated.

Yeah. They're using that to, it makes, buddy, it may sound cool. It may sound cool to use encryption and not have advertising agencies in the government reading everything you do online. They know everything fucking anyway. But raping kids isn't cool. Yeah, okay, and I dated this broad, I dated back in my day. Like, I can't, I could never sit across from that.

Right, right. And I just, you know, adding end to end encryption on Twitter may lead to more all caps, capitalize. Capitalize more for child pornography. Right. Like a mountain do ad. Adding into an encryption on Twitter may lead to more CP being shared. Not less. Yeah.

A far better approach. This guy who lives in subsidized housing. What does he? He's not making any money. No, I know. I just, I gotta know what his place, what his situation is. A far better approach.

This is amazing. How do you have nothing and you're telling, well, the far better, this is when, I know that every time he talks coding and all that kind of stuff, it's like, you know, we've talked about it. It's like he doesn't, that's, that's nothing. He doesn't know, he, he, he's, he knows, like, just enough to not know that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, right?

I mean, it's, like, so signal, did that, like, Did that cause an explosion of child pornography, the encrypted messaging app? You got me. I mean, no, I don't know. I even heard about it. Yeah. A far better approach would be to leave it as is and try to track it with intelligent filters

to catch it on this platform. So, so Maddox is it on this platform. So if Maddox's solution to Twitter is to have the government read every message. Yeah, you know, and filter it. Right. Based on intelligent filters, but they could conceivably read every message, whether a filter catches it or not. Because if it's not a great idea, they can read everything. Yeah, they have to read it. Facebook already does this and catches a lot of it.

I mean, you got to define a lot of it. I mean, he has no idea. I know. I know. That's just putting it like this. That's just a little thing to just bolster my point a little bit. They catch a lot of it. Yeah. Oh, what does that do? point. I get you a lot of it. Yeah.

Oh, what does that do? Really? Wow, catch a lot of it, you know. You get those thugging ship them in. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Fucking idiot, man. Dude, dude, dude, dude.

Okay, a couple more. No, all right, all right. Hey, Dick, you know what makes me a fucking rage? It's my parents calling me up and saying, oh well, your dad is feeling fine, but he tested positive for coronavirus. So now your whole fucking family is 10 point Thanksgiving and we're going to just give you a fucking plate of food that you have on.

Because we're so fucking serious about coronavirus. I am so fucking annoyed with the whole... We only get tested before we see each other now sort of thing. And if you were to tell people about this whole situation of like, oh, you get tested for a virus to make sure you're not infected before going to family gatherings and holidays, people would think, oh, this is like a really serious virus, right? Or they think it was never been weaker than, and we live in the latter. Yeah. And constantly every single fucking time.

I know anybody who's testing anymore, which I don't get to you often. They are. Oh, I know. I know. They need to fucking test themselves for a virus that has a 99.99 percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's horrible. I can't I can't believe they're still testing. Yeah, uh, nobody yeah, nobody I know is testing even um, I have a bunch of pictures of like a bad and good tests on my phone. Yeah, yeah, that I just send out. I don't want to do something. I send the

bet. Oh, here I'm good idea. Oh, it's positive. Good idea. And if it's like, when you don't want to do so, that's great. That's fucking funny. You know, I scraped a metadata off of it. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's great.

I like that. Okay. I want it. It kind of makes me happy. Well, and I took like a bunch of pictures in case I've just sent it to the same person. Yeah. All right. one more.

You know, the more I think about the war game, the women's ask her what year, what war happened? Yeah, it's so great. I know. The more sinister it seems. Ha! It's not sinister, they can just fucking learn. The truth ain't sinister.

How do you not even get within 50 years in World War II? I know. Because you're an idiot. How often that's referenced? Right century. Yeah, just everywhere. Everything. It's fucking your life. 50 years I know or two because you're an idiot. How many how often that's reference right century? Everything Do you even understand the present without knowing when or to us? I know

I know even if you've never looked into it never took a history class. You ought to be able to tell yeah Something you ought to be able to guess But they don't you have grandparents, grandparents? Right. Like, you never heard a something nothing. Nothing. Funnily different about how they see the world. Yeah, it's just that. The more I think about it, it just seems worth it. Yeah, it is, right? And these people are more than half of the government now. outrageous. It's outrageous. Yeah. I agree.

Great. That's why I came up with it. It was a great game. Do the planets one. Yeah. Ask you why I have to the planets one next. Just don't say, don't say how many there are. Just say, tell me all the planets. And write down what comes out of their mouth. Say, name the planets.

Who do you? Name the planets. And then write down everything they say, or record it or whatever. You will get shit like, don't anything with that, name the planets. Like I said to you, Sean, name the planets. Yeah, got it.

Yeah. Okay. Mercury, Venus. Already done. Already done. Okay. The answers you're gonna get from them are. The moon, the sun is earth a planet. I promise you. Yeah. The moon, the moon. Uh, okay.

What Mars Jupiter, Saturn, Juniper, uh, uh, what? Plengus. Pleno, maybe, or yes or no, I don't know. I don't even fucking know. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking Neil Neil the Grass Ties is. Neptune. In my anus. Oh, Uranus. Yeah, goodbye, everybody. That was in between. Yeah. See ya. Thank you.