The Dick Show - Episode 336 - Dick on Suicide Marketing

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

How to throw a Sprite, Kmart Suicide Marketing, dogs on planes, Chris the Kiwi sends more escort texts, satanic panic is back, Hitler, the morality police, divorce, and women lying; all that this week on The Dick Show!

Somebody needs to remix movies for airplanes. Do you know if they do that? Do they do it at all? Well, they send out a bunch of stems. When that, so you've got, you know, you're different, you've got the full mix, but you got your dialogue, music, effects, M&E, which is music and effects. You got optional stems.

It has like foreign language in case you have to dub part of it or whatever. But they, I mean, how much, I don't know that too many people go back and remix things for specific things like that. They usually, how do they not just eyeball it? Like I'm trying to wallot you. Well, Lord of the Rings on the flight to Chicago, because the only time I can get away from my girlfriends need to hate on Lord of the Rings whenever I propose it or

start watching it. But it's like deafening, deafening, uh, roars for the fighting. And then the rest of its whispering like this is not any way to watch a movie. I mean, it has to do with how it folds down from whatever it was mixed in whether it was Atmos or 7, 1 or 5, 1. So like all of a sudden, I noticed that a lot, this sound effects and the music are fucking just hammering. Yeah.

And the dialogue is always down. I'm really proud of it. How do you not? Well, because we're mixing this on. Well, just get a set of AirPods. But everything is to be mixed on AirPods. They really only care about the 5-1 mix. And then if you do your encoders right,

then the stereo shit should still sound pretty good. It should maintain most of the integrity of a surround mix, but it doesn't always. Nobody does it right anyway. So it's like, it doesn't have, it doesn't matter, but it sounds like they perfected it. Yeah, that sounds like it's absolutely perfect. Dude, it fucks up when it like goes to Netflix

or Amazon or Apple. Just riding the knob. The whole time, I mean, I need a, I need a, I need a, I need a, so it's, ride the volume knob on every TV show I've ever listened to. All right, mad name today. I know exactly what you mean though.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Escort text. Mm. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I guess I can. Let me have, let me pull that up to start just so I know it's there because I've had it pulled up for a while. 3.22 AM.

Oh, yeah, 3.22 in the morning. Can I marry you? Yeah How come you dick? You like to get us to show what happens to count as coming to your life from Mount Bunker Dupin the Heart City failure. I mean you have to get me to the 20 million dollar man dollar man. And as long as you're always world touring, LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello dick. What's up buddy, thank you for joining us on this

336th episode. Thank you for not killing yourself. Uh, what's been going on? Is that right? Yeah. Every day is yay day. I come back and all the I come back and all yeah all the wheels have come off the train right where that train was going I leave up to you straight to hell. Hey to hell happens when you leave town you give Thank God I'm not there to come into this

Yeah, yeah, it's yay I'm calling him caches. Well, you know, you know, is he not going to say ye or ye? Or ye? If he, if I've heard, I've heard both. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you pronounce it. Yeah. Nick Fwenties is throwing sprites. Is he throwing sprites? These throwing sprites that in and out down the street. I'm gone. Nick Fwentes comes into my town. There's throwing sprites? These throwing sprites that in and out down the street. I'm gone. Nick Fuentes comes in my town, starts throwing sprites around. I didn't know that. Can you believe that? Well, I mean, I can believe it.

I'm gone for three days. Nick Fuentes comes into my territory, starts throwing sprites around. That's my move, son. I have throw drinks in this town. Let's see. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, spite.

How about sprites? Well, they probably, for some reason come on. Oh, spite, how about sprite? Well, they probably, for some reason, the news couldn't even get the drink right. They said it was a strawberry shake, even though you don't see any red liquid exploding out of it on the camera. So how did they fuck up? How am I supposed to trust them about COVID

or anything else? They can't even identify a strawberry shake. Do you see it explode? Yes, because he throws it. Let me, I'm gonna bring this up and you, Chal, and it even identify a strawberry shake. Do you see it explode? Yes, because he throws it. Let me, I'm gonna bring this up and you, and it's not a strawberry shake. I love Nick Fuentes, you know that. I know, I...

Oh, his sickens made us see big conservative guys, you know, who are established. Throwing not strawberry shake. Not supporting a young man 24 years old. He's, you got it. No matter what he says, he's a kid. You got to support that guy. Look at this. He's wow. Millions of followers and these guys are trying to walk back and throw him under the bus. You got to support the young man. He was a young man. He's a young

man. I don't support Shake Throw and it's wasteful. Well, this was a sprite though, as I said. Sprite sucks. Exactly. What's this guy doing ordering a sprite? I don't know. I still support him, even though ordering us. What the hell? What are you gonna wash down with a sprite? Here he is, throwing a, check this out. I don't wanna hear the fucking TMZ audio.

Fuck you, TMZ. I don't wanna hear your preamble. Okay, there he is, see there's Nick Fuentes. Yeah. There's ketchup on the ceiling because someone's throwing a hamburger at him or something like that. Somebody threw a hamburger at him. Yeah, we're fries or something. Well, at least that was. Yeah. Yeah. And then here he goes. Here he goes for the wind up. Now, Sean, look at that. You're

a guy who you've probably thrown a couple drinks in your life. Uh, yeah, probably. I've thrown some bottles. See any, okay. Much worse. All right. I've thrown some bottles. Yeah. You've seen any problems with the young man's, what the young man is doing here. Well, I tell you, I can see it right away.

Well, he's got a suit jacket on, right? He's got a, he's got a sport coat on. Okay, that'll happen. No. Yeah, I don't know how well, how much, you know, how good this velocity. It's gonna be, yeah, cause it's gonna really restrict his shoulder. He's not gonna get that thing up and over the top, really. Yeah, that's true.

So he's fighting against the uniform. He is, yeah, he's, so he's actually doing a great job. Now there's something I'm gonna draw your attention to. Yeah, let me show you. I'm sure you would have noticed, but his grip on the soda is a normal gripping soda hold. Yeah, okay. Okay. Now you know those in and out cups and fast food cups This grip on the soda is a normal gripping soda hold.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now you know those in and out cups and fast food cups in general made out of wax paper. Yes. With a lid that's held on by a promise and a whisper. Yeah. You know, don't really do pop off at anything now. So if you think so shittily made, if you throw a glass like this in this way,

yeah, that's what you're not gonna have a good time. Probably not. Why are you gonna say it's gonna- It's right all over, you gotta go in. You're throwing a glass, you gotta javilin' that shit. I was gonna say at the end, so that it all goes forward against the bottom of the cup as opposed to precisely-

Precisely. It's gonna shoot out the- Precisely correct, this is maximum impact. Right. Throwing. You could probably throw a drink in this manner. 60 miles an hour. Right. Nolan Ryan, that shit right into the side of someone's head. This 60 mile an hour

space. Yeah. 60 mile an hour. Sprite high and inside. Here we go. Let's see the fallout. Oh fuck. I look down. Do it again. Here. Oh, oh. That did not go well. That didn't go well. Good for him though. That got us back. It's not standing up for these mother fuckers.

That got us back in a chair. Is anything else? That's what I'm with the ketchup too, I imagine. Somebody threw like a thing of fries, like that. Oh yeah. Flunged up at the ceiling. So we got these two. Okay, we got these two decorating the seat.

These two just decorating the ceilings of our burger joints in LA. No. Uh, B-Wing. Oh, yeah, that, yeah, that didn't look good. That's not a good look for him. You know what it is? It is the intensity, the intensity there. That's not a good look for him. You know what it is? It is the intensity

The intensity there. I will not back down Yeah, you throw catch up with me Take your jacket on a bitch. I got thrown into that Anti-Homeless barrier that concrete barrier. I just got up and looked confused. Oh Too fucking confusing. What am I gonna do? Just start beating up trans Activists and the Netflix parking lot. I don't think that would go over well. So wait a get boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, right? So wait a

get catch up thrown on you. Yeah. Pull loose my bank account real fast. Damn. Yeah, you haven't been following that. Yeah, he's trapping on Alex Jones. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah, I read that. Isn't that hilarious? I mean, nothing surprises me. What are you gonna get him with now, Ben?

What are you gonna get him with? Well, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I love Hitler. Well, yeah, well, because you're Nazi. Yeah, I mean, well, I guess, I don't know, man, when Alex Jones is like going, whoa, whoa, hang on a second. You've really done something. Oh, I can't believe it. They're all trying to walk him back. No, no, no, no, you can't say that.

Like, why not? He doesn't want to be walked back. Yeah. Why do any of you want to be walked back? Let him let him hate you. Let him any of you want to be walked back? And then it hates you. Let him do whatever he wants to like that's, and then you can make your decisions based on your interactions with him based on that. Everybody who cares, everybody who cares knows what he was saying.

I guess saying, oh, you know, like the nature of Christianity is that you have to love all people. Like, duh, everyone, everyone who cares enough, or even people are joking about it. No, exactly who is fucking saying right ever or not whatever but i have a fucking not who fucking cares i don't care at this point

if you can if it if you can say anything at this point at this point where is a daily lot where where the um... where the uh... the world's expression is in the hands of quicksotic billionaires and bureaucrats. Like, did you see Apple disabled the, the airdrop thing in China because the protesters were using

it to communicate. So they just neutered the protest. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking horrifying. What's happened? What's actually really happening. Isn't it amazing how just fucking human rights and everything mean nothing, nothing,

fucking nothing. Just because you know what China means to Apple? Billions of dollars. No, trillions. Trillions. Sorry. Sorry to look like control. Literally fucking entire globe.

And you've got one jackass dressed like Destro on the dumbest show in the world saying I love Hitler Freaking out the freaking out the entire fucking country while all this just slides by at this point Because it's not here if anything can be said that upsets people it should be said all day thing can be said that upsets people it should be said all day every day until that sense of being offended is gone and gone and then you yeah and then we'll start actually building with what is left of if you've got nothing left in your brain after all the offense and outrage is gone then go sit on the bench and let people who add something there the entire time get to work on figuring out how to figure out how to fix

this inhuman cluster fuck. I wish I believed in a way to fix it. Well, yeah. And I really do think that people get behind, they get real fucking real big on causes that are not really problems and then you can actually seemingly make a dent in at least superficially compared to things like that where it's like, what are you going to do?

Like just happened. What are you going to do? Um, well, other mafia's in the past have been stopped with new laws. All the shit, all the shit the mob did was legal until Rico can tell they said, well, actually, we need like new Rico laws that say you can't just get like, it would be a shame or something happening. And then you made money from that. It wasn't, yeah, it allowed them to charge people as part of a criminal organization as

an enterprise, as an illegal business. Yeah. And that's what I mean. Well, the big thing, the big thing was all of a sudden you got huge sentences like 80 years, 100 years, 150 years, and you had to do two thirds of it. Yeah. So you couldn't, that was, you know, guys in the mob, they used to get out, you know, they do like three and a half

on like, you know, maybe, maybe you didn't. Slicing a garlic. And then everybody just started to fucking roll on each other because honestly, 80 years, no thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Who the fuck wants to? There's very few people who will actually do that. I read, I read this article, you know, that WNBA player that went to prison in Russia for having weed. Yeah. Senator, like the worst prison in Russia. There's a, there's a saying around it. This is like, if you didn't do time in Moldova or something, then you didn't do time. And you didn't do time.

Moldova is a country. Let me see what it was. Brittany. Brittany. You didn't do time. Yeah. Yeah. That was the saying. Some expert in like, prisonology was like, oh, her life's going to be really bad. Yeah. It's going to be really bad for a lot of you. She's in the fucking Russian prison. She's in there. She's in there. We'd waking up at six in the morning every morning from going from a million dollars. Ha ha ha. I'm just going to have a million. I'm going to take a million bucks and play, you know, have a little fun overseas.

Yeah. From that stale food. It's a fucking hour work work these shit. There's gotta be people here trying to get her out. Oh, right. I don't know. No confused. There's gotta be groups. Yeah, they're the same people that are stealing all the fucking money. My point was all this shit, all of this shit.

Tarp, COVID money, just the money part. Oh yeah. All of the interest, all the student loan. They took all the COVID money too. Yeah. They took all the fucking COVID. Oh yeah. All of the interests, all the student loan. They took all the co-op money too. Yeah. They took all the fucking cover. It's all a big fucking mafia. And it's got to be something. Big skankster's gun about it. Yeah. Everybody's got a prolific. A fuck up talking about it. Oh man, I can't believe he said that. Shut the fuck up. Shut. Go listen to it again until you don't care anymore.

Cause it doesn't matter. I think it's escapism. I think if you sat and dwelled on just exactly what's going on. I just pretend like that's the worst thing that this fucking is. Yeah, like, like, guys, you can at least get involved. Probably selling a fucking album. You feel like you can do something about it by going on and screaming at each other. You're actually, no, you're not doing it. Take off your hood. Look at my desk travel.

Yeah, you're getting further away. You're getting further away from it, but you don't have to deal with what's actually there because you know deep down, you got no chance of doing anything about it. Yeah. And I really, I wish I didn't believe that, but it's all out in the open.

Well, but it just doesn't. It doesn't. The kids don't believe it. Because I don't think so either, but doesn't. The kids don't believe it. Cause I don't think so either with the kids throwing sprites, don't believe that there's nothing you can do about. Talk to me in 12 years. You know what, Sean, I'm going with the kids on this one. Say, whatever you want, I will support you.

Well, I do not think they've got the energy. They have the energy. I don't know if I ever thought anything was fixable though. I think that was just like baked into our generation's brain. Nothing's fucking fixing it. Cause we had like, because we were just soaked to the eyeballs in the boomer lifestyle. You could see what they were doing. Oh, we're fucked. We're totally fucked.

But they don't. They had a 20 year removal. So I don't. They had a 20 year removal. Yeah. So I don't know. They throw all the sprites you want, guys. Do whatever you want. Enjoy. Do whatever you want.

Take whatever you see and destroy it. And it honestly couldn't get worse. I mean, it couldn't possibly be fucking worse. Um, here's a stats for you. Good. Is this what happens on a late night episode? I wake up, fired up on a Monday. Let's see, black. No.

Oh, that's a good story. I gotta tell you. Black homicide rates are back up to what they were in the 90s. Oh, really? Amazing. We know like Chicago has been a fucking war zone for years now, right?

I mean, you know what? So we're in Chicago this weekend and people telling us like, yeah, I read that we got to playing 80s girl red me that stat. I was like, I wish I didn't know that's that right now. I don't see how there's any crime there's too fucking cold. Yeah, how you get mugged. And it's like, oh, man, just what was it? Was it like in the teens?

It was only 20. That was 20. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Too cold for crime. Too cold for crime. I think we were we were walking to this this winter wonderland thing. Yeah. You know, you know that I'm a man. So I despise winter wonderlands. Yeah, but these tickets were bonded in advance, so we had to go. Mm-hmm. And you know, it was a nice set. Was it just a Christmas setting? Yeah.

Big ice skating rink. Yeah. To be. To be that's made for children and not adult men that goes down at a 30 degree angle and then has a sudden turn. Oh, you mean so I can't slope at all. So it's like a tailbone, a coxic breaker. Yeah.

Yeah, I got a video of me doing that. Terrified shooting a donut. I knew I shouldn't have done it anyway. Coxics related injuries. Right. That's all I could see it in my brain. All the medical press like three discs in your lower. Yeah, exactly.

Cause you know, it's made for kids. Yeah, fuck them kids. They're light, you know, like it's doesn't, they're light, they're bones and rubbery. They're not, they're not gripping in panic. I get a hell of like, anyway, we were told to not walk to this winter wonderland. It's like a mile away and these girls go,

oh, don't walk, you don't wanna make that walk. Gunnvoaz. It's through bed and part. You got to go through the train tracks and everything. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, we're definitely going to do it. Um, and we start walking it's like perfectly clean everywhere. Yeah. And there's one homeless guy with a guy with a guy who's to death. Yeah. Well, yeah, we're sleeping off another robbery or a murder. I don't know. Yeah. No, that's the freeze to death. They freeze to death. And then they just bulldoze the homeless people into the lake, I guess. Oh, maybe. Yeah. So that was nice. This is Bumsicles. It was nice, not having homeless. Yeah. And the wreak of the stench of urine around it all times. But it's always got nice weather

pretty much year round. So, you know, they, yeah, we don't have a great enough way to kill the plausible deniability and the war against killing the homeless though. Right. It was the cold. Oh, really 68. Yeah. 68 God. I'm not used to it. They all froze the death. Yeah. That's what it looks like when you freeze the death, it looks like you got run over by the truck. That's what I'm over by. Yeah. It's truck, it's weird.

It froze the death and then fell in the street and they all got run over by the same car. Right. And through their tents too. Yeah. Yeah. Here's fire. Fire arm homicide rates.

Oh, damn. Man by race. Man, that sucks. Proud. We put a lot of work into this. But you know, well look at how far down Hispanics have come. Oh yeah, probably as they, I got all their guns stolen, I don't know.

But wow, that's a bad shape. It looks like a W for the, that's a big win. Yeah. God damn. A lot of good music and movies came out in this peak over here though. Gangster rap, yeah.

Yeah. A lot of, you know, some of those guys got killed too. Well, you know, it's breaking off the, you gotta make a few eggs. Rehags, yeah. To break an omelet, you gotta make a few eggs. Yeah. Speaking of homicide, we're on the plane

and I shit you not. A white woman comes onto the plane. The worst representative of her race and of all the categories that she's in. Sure. Reaking of mental illness and medication with a dog full blown, full blown, like a chow-chow, like a gigantic dog. I'm guessing this had something on it that said service animal.

And I'm also not sure I guess that there is not a service animal I well, if it's a service animal, it's not working. Well, people fucking get those vest. People might have been a good better service animal for her because it would have bitter throat out eventually. And that's the only thing that could have prevented this woman from living a horrible life. So she's, she comes in. I've never seen a full-blown dog be walked down the aisle of a plane. I've seen little dogs. I've seen little dogs carried on. Yeah, they fit under the seat.

Like in front of them, that's fine, a little carrier. Yeah, I've seen like service dogs and training, but they sit them at the front, you know, in that little area, but they're like training to be for blind people. Yeah. Which everyone is kind of okay with. It's like, all right. Service dogs? Yeah, they work. Yeah, that's great. like training to be for blind people, which everyone is kind of okay with.

Service dogs? Yeah, they work. Yeah, that's great. But white women took that good will that we have towards blind people and they just said, I'll take some of that. Yeah, and I'll do whatever I want with it. Whatever I want.

Whatever I want. Yep. So this woman comes down the plane. It's fully packed flight. And she's a chow. She's a giant. I think that's, I think it's a chow, chow. Yeah, purple tongue.

I didn't see the tongue. Let me see. Chow, chow. But those fucking things never shut their mouths. Yeah, it was about this big. I mean, it was a big, not a laptop. It couldn't, it couldn't be squished into the under seat space. Yeah.

And she goes. What I think of as a service animal. Well, you didn't say it. You said it wasn't a certain, yeah. It's not. Right. So she goes, she goes to the two passengers behind me who happen to be black ladies.

Oh my god, this is gonna be good. She goes, you okay with dogs? She's like, oh, I'm sitting here with my dog. And the older one, who'd probably been chased by a dog in her younger years, right? I mean, goes, uh, or just a fucking neighborhood. Yeah, vicious fucking dog, you know. Uh, guys, um, oh no, uh, I'm allergic to dogs, but you could tell in her eyes. Oh, so that she was lying. Yeah. So wait a minute, there was three seats across two black ladies sitting there, one insane

white woman. Yeah. And what she was going to put the dog on her lap or what? Like, there was no indication of how this was going to be. It was just going gonna sit there. You know, in planes, they're pretty serious about even if you like have a nap strain napkin sticking out from under the seat. Yeah.

You just a big fucking deal and everyone gets yelled at if you don't have your mask fucking slightly below. Yeah. Their job's so important. Right. Um, to go so I've, I've got this dog here that I'm, uh, I need to sit here with the dog. Black lady goes, uh, well, I've got this dog here that I need to sit here with the dog. Black lady goes, well, I'm allergic to dogs. And she goes, oh no, she said, oh, I have my, it's my medical dog.

I have my, it's my medical dog. Yeah. Not a support dog. Some kind of man. No, not a therapy animal. Not an emotional support. I was saying a service dog. Yeah, service. Yeah.

And I said, okay, I know you're lying. Obviously, it's just your dog. Yeah, yeah. Cause there's no, that's. Was it wearing a vest? No. No, not even the best. Oh god.

So then the black lady goes, oh, I'm allergic to dogs. And I said, well, this is fantastic. We've got two women who are obviously lying about this is not a, who's gonna, who's gonna blink? This is not, I know this is not a, who's gonna, who's gonna blink? This is not, I know this is not a service dog, and you, I know you're not allergic to dogs. Right, because that's true. I mean, just knowing it.

That's just, you go, oh, it's hypoallergenic. Oh, I said, I don't believe that, I don't believe that either. Yeah. So then the black ladies is, oh, I just't believe that either. Yeah. Um, so then the black ladies is, uh, I just don't do dogs. Oh, she couldn't come up with a, she couldn't come back with one.

So they all got it. I'm think quick enough to do it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Couldn't think up like a, you know, Eagle Club. You should've said, your dog just bit me. It can't sit here. Yeah. It's like, wait, I would know it didn't.

So I'll be a liar and then fucking punch her. Then throw a strawberry shake at her. So they all go, they all disappear up to the front and a bunch of people invest, bring back like a soy, a soy, soy link commercial, like a guy who looks like he's about to go, oh, do that soy face on something. Guys never, who's never done a curl in his life with a barbell, right? And another young white woman who's probably on the road to becoming an insane older white

woman, and they sit there and fuss and fawn over this dog that's sitting in the aisle for the entire trip, the entire way to Chicago. Meanwhile, there's guys' vests coming on the plane to like reassure this insane white woman who's got a full-size dog on the plane. What? A reassure her of what? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know who this woman was. Until finally, the guy, one of the flight attendants, near the end of the flight, was having like a little tray of drinks Mm-hmm, and he walks down and Trips over the dog and It fills the drinks and then the dog starts screaming and barking, you know

Going crazy And he look is this older Japanese guy. I see him look look down. Just go Fucking dog. Yeah, I'm so go, this fucking dog. Yeah. That's so satisfying to see. So I posted about it. That's fun. I posted about it and the response I get was, well yeah, to Gernah flying bus, like what do you expect?

Like I honestly didn't expect this. Yeah, I know, it's honestly didn't expect that you could just more and more like a Greyhound bus. I didn't think that you could bring just whatever animal that you wanted on the plane now. What did they did? She ended up sitting next to those people. We have they brought some morons in the back for her. I don't know what they did. They probably made the black ladies sit on another plane. I don't know. We're in the very back. Yeah. Anyway, that was my trip. Let's see.

Yays kicked off of, we got a bonus episode. Patreon.com. We got a bonus episode. It feels like a lifetime ago. I know. That was the best. Wasn't Maddick's ox meds, ox meds, bizarre rant of how Elon Musk didn't handle his red carpet event. Yeah, and how correct way.

How he's pissing him off. Yeah. How he's pissing off Elon Musk. Yeah. Because he had a tweet that went viral. Yeah. Musk is reading it. I'm sure.

And he's eating. Yeah. It's pissing him off, but he doesn't care. Because he shoots straight. Yeah. He doesn't shoot to power he shoots straight. Yeah, he doesn't take the truth to power from those things. Section eight housing.

And it's, yeah. Well, I was, I was recalling it because he goes into how cool Neuralink is, right? Yeah, it's does, you know, for a minute. It's like, yeah, that thing looks pretty cool. When I was thinking like, yeah, that's like the ultimate, he's hit a point in his life where he can't afford the things that he thought were cool. When Nurellink

comes out, he's not going to be able to afford it. Maddox. He was all jazzed up on the Oculus. And he can't afford it. Probably not. He doesn't have one. And I assume it's because he can't. Right, because he really wanted a good one. I mean, he's always talked like he wanted one. Yeah. I don't know. Is there one day I'll just be him and his garbage is. Yeah, so check that out Patreon.com slash the Dix show.

Destiny came on biggest problem with Vito. Right. It's a great episode. That's what I hear. You got a lot of shit ton of views, huh? Yeah, like 150,000 views. Let me see. There was a problem I brought in

called conservatives on that show. Here you go. This is, it's a good example of what I was talking about. This is a conservative idiot, Sebastian Gorka, Dr. G, you don't know what that means. So you think the Blenciaga gate, story is a one-off, an outlier? This is Kylie Jenner's promo for her quote, Makeup Line.

Like stage blood. Yeah, I don't know if you think that's real blood because it's not. She's just Kylie Jenner, naked, kneeling on a plastic sheet and she's got like fake blood thrown all over her. Pretty tame. What does he,

they're upset by this. Yeah. They're very upset by this. What does he, they're upset by this. They're very upset by this. This is where conservatives are at now. While Kanye is talking about how much he loves Hitler, they have been pushed back into like 80s satanic panic where every possible thing is satanic imagery. This is a woman selling women's makeup doing like the cringiest photo shoot possible.

I just make me naked and cover me in blood. Yeah, easy, fucking so easy. Yeah, we want something striking. It's the first thing I think of. It's like, it's like, I'm not kidding. Like, that would be a very covered in blood. Yeah, like, something covered in blood, like, is it like that shocking, right?

Like, and you know, okay, it's striking. It's not shocking. Nobody should be shocked by that. No one could possibly. It's just a way to get naked and wet. Right. And keep it artistic. Like, do you morons not understand the idea of,

it's like a wet t-shirt contest, but it's a giant celebrity doing it. Yeah. So you have to make it a little bit spicier. Yeah. You're more unique. You can't just put her in a wet t-shirt. No.

Because she would know what you're doing. Yeah. So what everyone else. Let me find some of the responses. I don't think she has any problem with getting naked to sell shit anyway. I don't think any of the responses. I don't think she has any problem with getting naked to sell shit anyway. I don't think any of them do.

Uh, uh, this is a pretty cool, uh, I don't know. Pray for us, St. Michael Archangel. I found some good ones I can't. Yeah, who's, you know, I found them earlier, but I didn't know that. Fucking nuts. I found them earlier, but I didn't know that. It's really insane and thousands of people cheering on the slide into whatever the fuck they think we're sliding into. Okay. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Let's see here. Oh, suicide marketing, yeah, that's a good one. You down for a little suicide marketing? Yeah, yeah, what else? So, that's Canada's solution to the economy. Don't commit suicide? No, do commit suicide. Oh, God, did you know that?

Let's see. Well, this is a, this is a clothing retailers. Oh, medically assisted suicide. I'm, I'm, I'm totally for that. Oh, me too. Yeah. It's, it's so, it's so popular in Canada. Or it's something that they're, something that they're talking about so much that it's now an ad here for clothing. Let's see here. Lesbres are sacred. When I imagine my final days, I see bubbles.

I see the ocean. I see music. Even now, as I seek help to end my life, there is still so much beauty. You just have to be brave enough to see it. Oh, as she died. So she did kill herself. Ah, yeah. No, it says, all is beauty.

Simmons, which I think is a clothing store. So like a Kmart, let me double check that, because I'm not a Canadian. Right. Canadian retailer. Yes, fashion, fashion. Fashion, destination, vermin, women, it's like a seers. So we're supposed to, like she had like some terminal illness, she's allowed to medically seek suicide,

or medically, you know, medically assisted suicide. Yeah. Why, why, why is the, Why does that make me wanna buy a washing machine. Right. That's shocking. Now that's a shocking ad. That's bizarre to me.

Like I'm like, wait, what? Like your last words, every breath you take, is beauty, you have to look around. When I have my last breath, I see bubble. What the fuck was that? That was a weird statement too. Shop smart, shop smart, right? Yeah.

I love it. It's a, that you can, you can get suicide as a treatment for mental illness, PTSD, even children with defects. Oh, the kids can go in for it. I mean, because something tells me that's not exactly the whole story. Just going out on a limb.

I can't take it. I can't fucking take what these guys are doing. Reeling from yay. Every day having to panic and re-explain what he's saying. And their own idiotic words. Go clean up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause they're like, they're fan base. They're like, yeah, I want to hear more like that.

And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. So Gavin McGinnis trying to do a fucking clean up. Whatever it is, he doesn't want you to claim. He doesn't want it or fucking. He doesn't care. He doesn't need your fucking advice or help. Whatever, let him do what he's going to do. See here the world will deal with him as you know as it does

We find Here's a oh here's another suicide one Two suicides in one so that kind of So that kind of day this is oh wait a minute. I bet yeah, Dotha is a principal of a school. Well, he was. Yeah. Very, right. Did you read his story side? Now he jumped off the, but it was working. It wasn't Disneyland. Yeah. Cause he saw the prices. He got the air. He saw the prices. It's one way to protest. Cause he saw how long the weight was for. I was at the note, that's the whole note. No, I didn't read it.

You didn't read it? No. No, I didn't see it. I just happened to, I guess he got a big fight with his wife and his wife called the cops and said he kicked their ass. And they put him in prison overnight, right? Like took him over, like, to the next to put them on, like, administratively. Right.

Didn't fire them yet, but yeah, but there's no. Right. That's pretty fucked up. It's another low tax. Yeah. It's, like, it's even worse. Well, I don't, yeah, I don't know the specifics of, like, what went on in the, in the house. Like, was he gonna be charged with something?

Was he back home, you know, after that thing? I mean, it made it just, they didn't do the land trip. There's so much more I wanna know. Yeah. Yeah. The revenge of the suicide could be so much more sublime

if this was a family trip, if she'd always wanted to go. Yo, I don't, yeah. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't read it very carefully. I don't know if it was, they were there. I don't think yeah. I don't know. I didn't make it seem like, I don't know, I didn't read it very carefully. I don't know if it was. That's the way to do it.

They were there. I don't think. You fucked up my job. I'm gonna fuck up Disneyland forever for you. Yeah. Fuck you. How about that one? You're fucking kidding, man.

They got kids too. That's a prisoner of the moment move right there. Yeah, you can't deny that he got her. That's going to be hard to talk. He got it. Oh, there's no topping now. These shicks love their Disneyland. Right?

They're like a king sound effect. Like today. This week's king. Yeah. Sorry that you had to die to do it, but man, oh man. Ruined Disneyland. And there was guys probably waiting and waiting to park like there with their girlfriend, like, oh boy, I can't do the yearly Disneyland thing.

And then he goes, we, we, like, oh no, we gotta go. We can turn it around. I know, to try. They shut the trams down. Does everybody refund that day? Well, I think it was probably just a delay. I don't know that they didn't get in,

but yeah, they still, yeah, they still let everybody in. Well, but still though, I mean, if you were there, if you want to be right there when it opened, I don't know when he did it. I don't know. I just love, I love the, maybe not the execution, but open the whole thing. Like, if you're going to go, go big, ruin everyone else's day, right? Because it's all their fault. So go to the top floor of Disneyland.

Right. Live it up. Do something for you. If you're gonna do something, do it for you. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. And fuck her. There you go.

Let's see what else I got here. Good God. Library. Oh, the what else I got here. Good God. Library, oh, the morality police were disbanded in Iran. You see that? Uh-oh. Yeah, big mistake, guys. Big mistake. They were disbanded?

I think so. Hopefully they're just calling them something else. Oh, you know. Like now, oh, it was removed. This news was removed. Okay, well, by the moderators, huh? Abolished. Let me see.

Let me see if that's true. Uh, oh, okay, so that was old news. Uncertainty. Okay, so 15 hours ago, they walked it back. Whoo, thank God. woo, thank God. Oh, thank God. Yeah, made you nervous from thousands of miles away. That's our last bastion.

Yeah, there I ran. Yeah, that's it. They may overplay their hands, but not as big as them. No, I don't know. You got an Africa they take it too far. That's too far. Yeah, I don't know. You got an Africa they take it too far. That's too far. Yeah. Okay. Genital mutilation shit. Yeah. We do it here to boys. No one fucking cares about that. Do they do it in the Middle East? Stay in some

LGBT. Yeah. Let's see where they do. I think so. Where do they do? Let's give that a look. So where do they do? Let's give that a look. Where do they do? Pretty sure they do. Female genital. Mutilation. 200 million, okay. Where is it mostly done?

Egypt, Sudan, Kenya, Nigeria, and Guinea? See, that's too far. Yeah, yeah, that's a... Where the job, that's too far. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Where the job, that's, that's just right. But I guess not anymore, because of a couple little mistakes they gotta throw out the whole program. Peer review.

Oh, shifting. Oh my God. Yeah, he's getting hit for a gigantic custody. Did you see that? 200 million? 200,000 a month or something like. Ooh! Oh yeah.

Do you think he's having a mental health crisis now? Ooh! Where do you think that 200,000 a month is going? Go ahead. I'll be on TV saying a lot worse than that. If I was having to pay some chick who just fucked Pete Davidson, $200,000 a month. Yeah.

Maybe he's mad at the fucking lawyer. Yeah, he's probably, he's probably for good point. He probably, he probably Jewish. He just took it out on the whole fucking ethnicity. Well, even when he was saying, when he was on Alex Jones, when he was saying it, he's like, I love Hitler. See, take that, Rom Emmanuel. It's like, wait, and are you saying, are you saying I love Hitler to piss off one guy? Yeah.

Because that's what it sounds like. Rom Emmanuel. Yeah, take that R.E. Emmanuel or whoever canceled his concerts, because that caused him probably, I don't know, $20 million, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. So I love Hitler. Take that, Ari Emanuel. And go wait a minute, yay that.

Why are you saying that? I don't think that's loving him. That's not, I understood the point you're making with the love thing, but then you threw in take that Ari Emanuel, think well, all right, I don't know if you can, I don't know if you can spipe love Hitler for, he's a trailblazer, I mean, he's,

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20 terms. What's on Apple's devices? Couldn't search and shit. Yeah. Who's library? Library is the blockchain, is the blockchain version of YouTube. So it's not, it's not sensible in the same way that YouTube is distributed. Yeah. But they have companies where you can, you do it from like the user basically. Yeah. Yeah. Regarding that one, we can, we continue to find that your app or metadata includes content that some users may find upsetting offensive or otherwise objectionable specifically Pepe the frog. That's why this person is yeah they ban that. Pepe. Pepe. Pepe, you got rid of Pepe. Oh, old news, isn't it? Does anybody offended by Pepe? How could you be offended by any of this shit? I don't know. They got rid of it though. Mm-hmm.

Meanwhile, Apple is cutting the nuts sack of people protesting for like human rights and like the basic ones. Not the, not the, not the, not the, not the, not the dogs on planes ones. Not the dogs on planes ones. The very low level, Maslow's whatever. Okay, let's see here. Chris says bonus episode follow up,

the work from home, Twitter bitch. Hey, Dick, I was listening to the bonus episode and heard you briefly talk about this chick and her Twitter thread wanting to force people back into the office. So I looked into her just the tiniest bit and wouldn't you fucking know it? Her family are real estate moguls in San Francisco.

I'm sure the millions in commercial real estate ran have nothing to do with his fake push to go back into the office. He sent a bunch of proof of this. Oh, if that's really interesting or necessary. Anyway. Well, I mean, that was it. It shows a possible motivation. Yeah. It's crazy to

think that how many how many of these grassroots like it should be. Astroturfed. Yeah. I mean, that's really what it that's the term, right? Yeah. Like a big company makes it seem like it's a grassroots thing where it's yes and let me search work from home. Twitter bitch. Work from home. Twitter bitch is gonna find her too. Yeah, yeah, that's what he said. I thought you're such a search on the web. Michelle Taylor, this is not how I want to work for the rest of my career. I miss going downtown. I miss being around other adults during the day, I miss lunch meetings in person one on one, that's a little... I feel like a big fossil.

Oh no. No. Uh, I suppose downtown tower would put, would put San Francisco based handler family in real estate business. Uh, yeah, okay. Well, I mean, meet our leaders, huh? It's boarded directly. I thought it was somebody like big who was trying to influence like a city to push workers back.

No, it's not big, but this is how they create stuff like that same Bankman for no interest. They just start, like they start promoting this shit and then all of a sudden a bunch of dumb talking heads like are interviewing them at Ted Talker, whatever, the New York Times. Yeah, you're right. She doesn't, she doesn't have to be big to, but it's like, yeah, it seems like a, it's fucking crazy. Every it seems like a... It's fucking crazy. Every single thing is a lie.

Every single thing, and if you slightly fuck up when pointing it out, you're gone. Okay, here is Caleb Zero says, a woman rage, hey, to control. What makes me rage is I play in cover bands with female singers. I've seen a lot of female singers come and go over the years. Something not a single woman seems to understand is,

a cover band is a business, it's not karaoke, it's not a cute opportunity for you to sing whatever you want. It's about playing hits and songs that get drunk, people dancing, you want to hear brown-eyed girls 17,000 times. Not a fucking B-side,aka Khan song from 1970s. Yeah. Takes too much time and effort to play the hits. The learn a song and get it right for it to be dropped

after the first time we play it live because everyone sat down or walked out. Also, don't get me started on the band name suggestions. Women have some doosies for those. Go for some. Scroovy smooches for Sean. We went to a karaoke bar. Yeah. Last night, somehow we stayed in the Mexican part of Chicago, which I didn't even know existed.

Really? Yeah. It's population you. Yeah. It was about that. And everybody was telling us, oh, you got to go. You're in this part. You got to go to the tortilla ria. Don't walk there. Don't walk there. Gun violence is way up. You guys like Mexican food? Well, we live in Mexico, so. I mean, kinda. Yeah, sure. I don't think. We just call it food.

We just call it food where we live. Oh, you gotta try it. You gotta go down. All right. Let's see here. Advice from a dickhead. Oh, usually they ask for advice. Okay, good.

Long time with Snormech, Sean at one of the live shows, you couldn't make it if that rings any bells, yes. Oh God. I have some advice for fellow dickheads out there navigating the dating world, okay. You said it so many times on the show, but I need to reiterate that if you are not in a happy relationship,

break it off and move on. You'll thank yourself in the long run for my experience of this was being in a five-year relationship. She had double D's and was 165 pounds when we met 215 pounds by the end. Wow. Does that do anything for you that sound effects mm-hmm At 27 after saying you fight cruiser weight at that weight or is that actually heavy weight 215 weight goes up to oh, I hope that's not heavy weight that I mean it it always used to be

I mean there were heavy weights under 200 pounds, but yeah, I think that's a, I mean, it'd be a very small heavy weight in today's, uh, so she starts at super, super middle way. He started kind of big, honestly. I like to equate things to, yeah, boxing, uh, things that are fat, uh, cruiser weight over 200 pounds. Well, oh, 200 pounds is the limit. I'm sorry. Yeah. She's a yeah, so heavy weight.

Yeah. Wow. So for starters, it's good to be throwing things like that out all the time in your relationship, casually mentioning the boxing scales. Right. You know, like what are you doing? What would a night for you to fight Holyfield? There's a super middleweight fight tonight that tops out at 168 pounds.

It's really curious. That's right. That's men fighting. That's how much they weigh. Saying it at propel of nothing, I bring this to your attention. At 27, after seeing my girlfriend's dad, physically abused one of their family dogs.

Oh no, and yelling at him for being a piece of shit human. But he yelled at him. He yelled at the dad. Yeah, that's not going to work for you bud. Probably not. I mean, he's just going to beat the dog for it. Maybe. Family was retarded enough to call me the bad guy for yelling at their father. Oh, yeah, dude. Are the bad guy in that know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I dumped her, cut her off cold turkey and decided it was a great idea to fly an old fling from the interstate to fuck my sorrows away, bigger than double d's, but she was hella fat. Body. Old fling from the interstate. He's from the interstate. From interstate. From interstate.

Is that's an Australian thing? Yeah, because interstate here, it's like we're getting chicks off the freeways. Like that's what that would, right? I mean, I mean, I'm guessing it has a different meaning. Unfortunately, fucking the wide body. I know what that means. That's a plane reference or a trailer.

That's a double wide body. Double wide body, wide body jets. Okay. It didn't really help, which isn't surprising in hindsight. One part of the breakup that I didn't realize would be so important to me was, how all of my friends and family acted towards me after the breakup, so many of them saying,

you've already been dating for five years, why would you throw that away? Oh, wow. Do not listen to their sunk cost, fallacy bullshit. Five years lost is better than losing 15 years if the relationship even makes it that long. Plus the second you will find a new girlfriend, they will forget about the old one instantly. As an ex-girl, most likely, we'd be better than losing 15 years, if the relationship even makes it that long. Plus the second you will find a new girlfriend, they will forget about the old one instantly.

It's the next girl will most likely be better than the last or exactly the same. Two years later, I'm now in a far better relationship with someone else, C cup 150 pounds. Let's see. Where does that fall? Super welter weight. Yeah, super welter up to, yeah.

Hey, you better keep it under. You got four pounds and then it's a problem. Before meeting my current girlfriend, I joined the online dating scene. The online dating scene for a guy in his 20s, similar to a post-apocalyptic wasteland. I like to think I'm a good looking guy who goes to the gym, but I'm only five nine that I round up to five 10

since women don't understand measurements. Go higher. With that in mind, here's some tactics you can use to get the upper hand. Do not use photos of you holding a fish you caught and your dating profile. Nobody cares.

You guys do that? Maybe. I mean, if I'm with the only picture you have of yourself, obviously. Right. Who's taking pictures of themselves? That's right. Use punctuation and grammar in your messages as if you're trying to land a job.

Don't do this or do do that. This is a do do. Tell them that you only pay half because you're a feminist who doesn't want to impose any type of financial pressure on them. They'll eat that up like a midnight snack. Okay, Dick's gonna hate this, but I highly recommend moving conversations to a phone call. Yes, you will get bored, but I promise you will gain experience in talking to women and hearing social cues because we're all autistic. Yeah, okay. Rejection is a part of life, so get used to it otherwise you might as well book a ticket to Greenland. If all fails, ask them about their relationship with their father. No, do that first. I'd like to thank Dick and John, as this podcast has been a really big part of my life, especially

when I was doing pretty tough in and around that shitty relationship. No, do that first. I'd like to thank Dick and John as this podcast has been a really big part of my life, especially when I was doing pretty tough in and around that shitty relationship. Keep up the good work, go fuck yourself, Dick wet and sloppy smoothies. Just not Johnny from Miami. Well, there you go. Thank you. How do you think about that?

I like it. I think he's, I think he's good for you. Got some good thoughts there. Dump that bitch for the holidays. I like the part about the the sunk cost fallacy thing. Yeah. It's just, oh, what am I gonna do something else now? It's like, like, you're, like, it's going so great now.

It's like, yeah, but I've waited so long. It's like, well, yeah, when you're old, you're still not gonna have done it and you could have had another 15 years or whatever, you know. Yeah. You know, there's a saying that, you know, the, I don't know if I can, some fucking Chinese saying, allegedly, something know, there's a saying that, you know, the, I don't know, the, I guess some fucking Chinese saying allegedly something translates to the best time to plan a tree

was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Yeah. So the best time would be 19 years ago. Yeah, I know, but it's the you can't do, you can't do, you can't do the best thing. Guys in translate. Yeah. My Chinese is poor.

Okay. Here's Nick Wolf says, I read that on a bubble gum wrap right there. There's a Marcus Arraileus quote, I think. It says, imagine you died. Now live the rest of your life like you should have. Yeah. Okay.

So drink more. Thanks, Marcus. Ha ha ha. Aren't you go- I didn't know some little boys. To be told that, especially by you. That's probably be too busy drinking to listen at all. How much do you even bench?

You should mark as early as even bench. Probably 200. If that's so busy grabbing men and their butts. I think you fought it like 154. What a pussy. Not that big. Okay. Nick Wolf says Qatar airline refused a quote fat passenger

It's becoming a real epidemic of fat influencers or excuse me, fitness models or fat models, plus size models, getting refused entry to such things as bars and planes and roller coasters. You notice that epidemic that we're having? What a shame. A model says she was refused boarding on a flight and told she was too fat for an economy seat. Well, I mean, was that the direct translation? I mean, this was Qatar, right? I mean, I, oh, this is a morality, please. This is, I can tell by the size of her face. Her face is too fat for even the camera, if you'll notice.

Well, she can't open her eyes. Look, her eyes are like little... They look like a toy, like a plush toy with a button sewn in too deep. You know what I mean? There's just these eye holes surrounding the... Like I didn't know this toy had eyes. Yeah.

I pulled it open. Yeah, what are these two fucking... It's so cool I got. That's in its face. Her fat's crowding out her eyes. It's too fat to see. Too fat to see. That'll be a thing in our lifetimes.

The plus size model such she was denied entry on her guitar airways flight because of her weight. And was told to purchase a first class ticket instead. They called it shipyard class. Yeah, yeah, right. Steerage ticket. Steerage, we can strap you to the top but you can't ride inside the plane. Steerage. That works on a couple levels.

Brazilian influencer and model. Like what? Oh, that's the. Come on. There's no way she's Brazilian. There's no checks that big in Brazil. Come on. I mean, come on. Come on. Every single one. Influencer model. And if you get, if you get even fatter, they put another qualifier on super superlative on it. Right. Right. Yeah. Brazilian influencer and model and lifestyle coach. Oh my God. They get bigger and bigger. Yeah. Right. Was apparently ready to or flight from Beirut to Doha. Oh, it sounds just like the vacation I want to take.

Oh, jump on in Beirut. See, when we are growing up, there's all kinds of fucking bullshit happening there. Yeah. Beirut, bad area. Bad area. I wouldn't walk through it. Gun violence, way up. Can you believe that the black gun shooting is up to the same amount?

It was horrible back then. Yeah, I mean horrible. Yeah Cool, we're going back. Oh To her family and Lebanon when the airline dropped the news that they wouldn't be letting Nehmi actually did here Lebanon is a great place to party. Oh really? Yep They wouldn't be letting Nehie on the flight because she was too quote fat. Fat. To an in-glut's to fit in an economy seat. Neemie made an Instagram post sharing her experience with guitar airways. It is really, it's incredible that for free, fat women will cry online about

how they've been kicked out of like night clubs and stuff. Yeah, yeah. In some countries, apparently. Neemie said that the airline told her she would have to spend $3,000 to upgrade her flight to first class and refuse to fund the $950. She'd already spent because they didn't want to contribute to her eating addiction, probably. Yeah, it was just gonna spend this money on. Yeah, I think there's a wetzles pretzels right next

in the, yeah. Why don't we just give it to wetzels? You don't need the carbs. Look at you. We're saving you from yourself. Yeah, we can't medically, we can't give you this thousand dollars. Right, right.

It's medically assisted suicide if we give you this money back in guitar. We guitar about to have a coronary. Is the world cup over yet? I have no idea. I don't pay attention to it at all. Did you see that the English team took a knee to make fun of us? That's pretty funny. I thought it was funny too. I thought it was so funny. I'm like there's no way that's true.

That's pretty funny. Yeah. And then of course all the to make fun of us. Uh huh. It's good taking a knee. It's good. You America. It's good. That's pretty funny. Yeah. And then of course all the... To make fun of us. Uh huh. It's good taking in you. It's good. You America. Yeah, good. Fuck us.

In her video, she says, I bought a return ticket to Brazil through Qatar and arriving at the time to check in. A guitar flight attendant called my mother. Oh, through. Okay. Oh, another staffer was finishing. And how could you feed her so much as a child?

That was reckless. That I wasn't welcome to board because I'm fat. Hahaha. Hahaha. Is that exactly that's it? That's it. That's it, right? That's so great.

Well, that's what she said. Oh, because I'm fat. Okay. Well, my God. Good. Because I'm fat. Stay the fuck off planes. Yeah. I'm just crowding everything spilling over

Getting you're making your making your shit everyone's fucking problem Hmm Just like imagine something being so drunk spilling beer on a plane. Yeah, same thing Ryan stone cowboy always sent me the same one trolls. Trolls, say I'll have a heart attack. But my, well, let's load it up first. Trolls, say I'll have a heart attack, but my 55 inch butt makes big bucks, okay? Let's take a look at this, doozy.

This curvy model. Oh, yeah, she's like, patrols say I'll have a heart attack. But my 55 inch butt makes big bucks, okay. Steph O'Sherry claims she's making $45,000 a month. Hmm. I'm, hey man. There's a fucking millions of guys who did that.

There it is. Okay. But they can get it for free. Yeah, that's true. This is only for him. Jesus Christ. Look at the size of her ass. It's 55 inches, man. I don't know how big youth are 55 inches. I just couldn't imagine it. Yeah, you have to actually see it. But it's like the Grand Canyon. Yeah. Can't be really described. You can't even see how big it is and how deep it is, but I need to see it. Right. So, I guess, like before, the modern age, if a woman was born with an ass, this fat,

she just, a circus side show, I think. She works at the docks. I'd be the cantilever on, on loading stuff. I guess. Canadian model, two, three, six triple D. In a 55 inch butt and a 35 inch waist, she started making 2000 to 3000 a month. That's like fucking crazy. He's see whole lot of Rosie. What are those measurements or something obscene like that?

So is obviously an ad. I don't know what this ad is for. Well, isn't it? This is just like some bitch promoting her, her only fans and for some reason the New York Post is doing it. Oh my God. So this is like a cottage industry, like the prison, like the school to prison pipeline for black kids, except this is for like fat white women, like the plate to only the buffet

to only fans. Pipeline. We're there now competing to get kicked off of planes and nightclubs so they can get articles written about them. So weirdos will go to their only fans. They're fat only pages and give them ass loads of money. Okay. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. Okay, thanks guys. I don't know if I don't think I have anymore. That's watch today and that news. Seven, 10. Let's do some advice and we'll do some voicemails. Okay. All the day. Alrighty. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Hey, Jake and Sean, please call me Brian.

I'm 24 and I'm really into this girl who I think has been kind of leading me on. She's 22, long black hair and nice, de-cup breasts. I would say that she has a big, titty, goth girlfriend aesthetic. Mm-hmm. Would you know that I hate? Yeah. I am honestly in love with her and really want to be in a relationship with her. Stop what you're saying.

Next week, I hope to talk to her. Yes. Do not ever turn leading me on and I heard Chris the Kiwi. Oh my God, I forgot about sex! You leading me on. Please remind me to read your name. I said hide you. No, I have to,. You leading me on. It's like, please remind me to read your text. I said, hi to you. No, I have to, he may not be anything like that.

Can I marry you? He said, he sends me his hooker text. Yeah. Can I marry you at 322 AM? 322 AM, I'd like you to breastfeed me a baby. Like a baby. Oh, I'd like you to breastfeed me like a baby. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Let me see if I can crop all the rights. Can I marry you? I'd like you to breastfeed me like a baby. Okay, cool. Sorry, I am currently busy. Please send a text regarding your inquiry, and I'll get back to you ASAP. Oh, my buddy's not going to like that.

Sorry, I'm not available for that service. She says, what about a brown shower? Oh my God. He says fuck off. Okay. So you did that for Coleman. I did that one for Coleman, you know, I appreciate that. Oh, you think so?

I think so. You don't think you would have taken her up on a brown shower? A brown shower, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think so. You look pretty ugly and fat. He says, throw up emoji. That's okay.

I'm still busy and you cunt. Blocking you cunt, plenty of authors, personal choice. Man, he fucking, I don't know how he does it, but he fucking nails these chicks. Well, yeah. Well, she's a fan of it and like, our defending her looks. Yeah.

Someone who's a total psycho. Right. Right. Yeah, that's okay. I'm still busy and you cunt, blocking you cunt. I think so that's what you meant to say. It's awkward. You cunt. Yeah. And you cunt. Yeah. Plenty of others, personal choice made. Like this is the, this is the, this is the perfect spot in haters. This is the inflection point of Hader game, which when they start to, like, well, you know, I'm just a person,

but like, ah, you got our heels. Philippines bitch. Mm, mate, am I? Okay, I don't know. All right. Your ad caught my eye, he says, I'm in Brisbane. I was there, shit. I was in the same place as he was.

That's frightening. Oh, you could have met him. Your ad caught my eye. I'm in Brisbane, Chris, XX. This was at 430 in the morning. She responds at nine. Hi, Chris, I'm in Perth. That's a ways.

I'll be over your way. You're the side of the fucking country, right? a ways I'll be over your way to the fucking country, right? Yeah. I think I think. Yeah. I'll be over your way in January or fly me to you earlier. Ava XX, Mileyface. Okay. To escorts fall in love with their clients sometimes. What? What? I think you're out of my price range and I'm and I'm on the autistic spectrum on a pension. Okay. Boy, we're to sell himself.

Oh, okay. To escort all the attention to their clients sometimes. Why does he always ask them that? Every single one. Do you think he's ever even seen pretty woman the movie? No. We got to get him to watch that. Yeah. I'm give a review of it. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to ask him to do that. Okay. Not really, hun. I'd suggest you try dating apps. Okay. Hun, take care. There are plenty of other girls too that may be in your price range, but thank you for the inquiry. So she's like, really

nice. Yeah. Thanks, but I disagree. That's a that's a mistake with him. Yeah. Being really nice. Thanks, but I disagree, but I appreciate it if you didn't call me hun. If the term doesn't belong to you. He feels objectified. He's offended that she's like leading him on and vice being nice to him. Right. Oh, God. Okay.

What a fucking psycho. You're pretty standoffish. I probably, that's one of the girls. Did I read this one? Nice body, baby. Hi, baby, thanks. I'm lonely. He says, Sure, come over me then. Come over me then. He says, immediately,

is it normal for escorts to fall in love with their clients or is it rare? I don't know. I don't know. Yes, you do. No, it's not normal. Okay, where you located, I can come maybe in a week or so. So you have more pics. Look, oh, boy, I'll hold my breath for you. Maybe you may be coming in a week. Pictures sent. I'm here, baby. What time is best for you to meet up? How long are you in Brisbane for? Brisbane for where and ostr are you from? Maybe when I get paid next week. Okay, text me when you're ready.

Okay, sorry, I will. Will you be in Brisbane for one or two weeks? Yes. Okay. Oh, boy. Oh, there's some hope there. Wow. Maybe a happy ending in the works.

Hmm. Or two. Or a dead hooker. This one's a little fat. Uh, all right. Whoa. Uh, or a dead hooker. This one's a little fat. All right. Oh, here we go. Okay, last one. Okay, last one.

That's what I thought. Okay, last one. That's what. There's sort of the topless, blank girl. Standard service is 150 for a half hour and 250 for one hour. That includes pegging, strap on, prostate massage.

That's a lot of stuff right at the beginning. That's $69. Ah, rimming on me. What the fuck, kind of hooker, is that, you're paying for this? Cuddles and kisses, a toy show, dirty talk, role play, golden shower, foot fetish, COB, located at a place not so far from where you are.

And I'm a FIFA worker. So book me when I'm on RR, I don't know what it that shit means. Nice tits baby, he says. When she's on what? A site I guess? no on what was the site so book me when I'm on r r r r my pure name maybe she's signing on the maybe she's in the navy and she's got short leave maybe yeah or like how Barack Obama always signs BO on his tweets maybe she does that yeah r r nice tits. He says at one in the morning,

do you want a baby? He says at 1242 PM. So mere 12 hours later. Right. Nah, you're these guys who want natural sex. Okay. I'm looking for a girlfriend. That's like, it's like he does this on purpose. It's like, that's pretty brilliant. Yes. It's like really good.

He knows exactly what to say. Yeah. Well, you're in the wrong category. Is a working girl to be your girlfriend, then we'll suck all your money. Probably. You're a Peruvian. I think all girls suck money.

Coming from a Catholic country, it doesn't seem like you have your morals and selling your body. No, boy. Oh, and here's the, well, I'm telling you, if you want a girlfriend, then don't take a working girl.

And I'm a FIFO workers, and I'm doing this to save a life. So you're the one who has no morals because you approach a girl to have a baby and you're not even married and don't condemn me, your idiot block. Don't text the girl they, this is some girl they will put your

number on the mug's list of sex workers, which he's already on. Yeah. Uh, damn, she's actually giving them a good advice. Yeah. How are you saving a life? He says, where are you even in Australia? You can't even speak English low. Texting. I'll put your number in the mug list. Don't care. Yeah, already there. I am the mug list. Don't care. Let's see. That was a funny one. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

All right, whatever. Let's go back to this guy. Oh, right. You want to be in the relationship with the 22 year old golf chick girl, right? Yeah, I'm honestly in love with her. Don't ever say that, dude. Don't think it, definitely don't say it.

Okay. Don't say it, because then it's gonna make you think it's okay to think. Make her drag it out of you for God's sake. And I really wanna be in a relationship with her. No, you don't. Anyway, I mean, he thinks he does. You can't do that.

He thinks he does. He wrote it that thought. Yeah. Anyway, I mean, he thinks he does. You can't do that. He thinks he does. He read to that thought. Anyway, we hang out all the time and she does stuff like lay on my lap, cuddle with me and cuddle with me. I stayed over at her house many times and we usually share a bed when I do. Sounds like you're in a relationship. The first time we ever did this, we were laying in bed, and I started to feel her up. She told me to stop, and I did. I haven't really tried it again since.

Oh no. One night, while we were drinking at her house, some other guy came over. She got up and left me alone in the living room. Well, they went into her bedroom and had really loud sex. Oh my God. I'm not going to lie.

I cried when that happened. Is this fake? Uh, it's starting to, it's starting to go in that direction. Let me, let me see if the emails, uh, oops, oops, oops. So it's going to be signed Maddox. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. What was it? Call me Brian. called me Brian?

Call me Brian? Uh-uh-uh. Advice. Well, I mean, I don't know. No, we can, you know. Looks valid. Well, keep reading. My suspicions are up though. I'm not gonna lie, I cried when that happened.

I was too drunk to drive home, so I had to call a friend to come and pick me up from her house. You weren't that drunk, if you were responsible enough to do that. Yeah, you could have driven home, right? And I still had to wait for them, and I stay in the living room for about an hour hearing some other guy rail her.

Oh my God. Buddy, that's the end, that's Oh my God. Buddy, that's the end. That's the fucking end. Yeah, that's it. We haven't talked about that since. And I'm really just trying to forget that happened. Do not forget that that happened. Right.

You'll make it her name on your fucking contact on your phone. The time, replace her name with the time she called the guy over and got fucked in the other room Like cried in a fucking living room, right idiot? We talked about that sent we haven't talked about that sense and I'm really just trying to forget that happened and chalk it up to her being drunk One I've been drunk and done that with you Yeah I wanted to have been drunk and done that with you. Yeah. But she didn't. But she didn't. But she didn't.

Our group of friends was having a friend's giving and she was drawing on her tablet while her head was in my lap. Oh God, fuck this ho. I decided to tell her that I wanted to be more than friends and she told me that she had to think about it. We shared a bed again that night, and she seemed extra cuddly. Dude, what, what are you doing?

What, what are you doing? What are you doing with yourself? It's been two weeks now. She hasn't given me a response. What do you think the response is gonna be? Like walk it through in your mind. Yeah. Hey, I remember that conversation about the sex.

I think we should proceed with the sex having. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So whatever steps you want to take, that we could start with that, check my calendar. Yeah, if you want to proceed to putting your hand on the boob area, and then I'd be okay with that, and sign this release here. Can this one here?

And here? Yep. Now I will proceed with noticing your genitals. Right. For the first time. Noticed. Yeah. All right.

It's been two weeks and she hasn't given me a response. And every time I try to bring it up, she just brushes it off. That bitch. So she's still like hanging out with her every. Sounds like he hangs out with her all the time. Way too much. I don't have a fucking girl in your bed and not fuck her. That's what I mean. And like it's crazy. Yeah. Um, it will drive you crazy. What are you fucking doing? What are you doing? It's like you're fucking just taking

hair playing with heroin. Oh, well, see if I can, let's play with the most addictive chemicals on the planet. Just for fun. Yeah, sure. Um, my friends are urging me to move on, but I know that deep down, she feels the same way that I feel about her. Be careful with that. Why else would she be giving me so much affection? I can see myself spending the rest of my life with her. Me too. Sorry for too long of an email, but I really need help. Smooches for Sean Bryan. Okay. People are going to say to move on. That's done. Okay. Cause you're not going to do it. Right. Now Dick is going. You're already in a relationship. You just, you have the wrong idea of what

the relationship is. Right. You're all in it. Yeah. You are, she knows. That's a real, that's your relationship. Yeah, you just have the wrong, what she wants, you're not giving her the correct relationship. And that is she wants an extremely toxic relationship with no boundaries, with no boundaries, which includes any sort of limitations on herself which includes any sort of limitations on herself or any sort of support or empathy that goes either way. She wants sadism and cruelty. And if you can't give it to her, she's going to get it from someone else. So either you step up to the plate to the relationship that

she wants to be in, or you have to, or you can be in this one forever, but you can definitely be in this relationship forever until she finds, until she upgrades to someone else who can do it more, who can do it more better. That's the, but you're already in, I mean, you're in one. You are, you are already in a relationship. Making a lot of sense. Your girlfriend's just just fuck the guys

That's and you don't fuck her. That's which tons of guys are in relationships and I fucking the fucking girl friend You're in one congratulations You probably not even you just start calling her that go the whole nine yards what the start calling your girlfriend. Yeah Bring her over to your house. She'll probably do it. Introduce her to your fucking parents. Sure. It's my girlfriend. Not having sex with her, but clearly it's, right. She is. Or, you know, BA, Pied Total Toxic Maniac.

Cause that's what she's looking for. Yeah. Just do the opposite of everything you think. Yeah, she's totally telling you who she is. I mean, yeah. Okay. How about this one? Let's see.

It's another relationship one. The relationship ones are kind of kind of going on. They're kind of fun. They are kind of fun. You want to do this one? Okay. It's from Mark. You got another one that you'd rather do?

I don't think so. Okay. Let's let's do it. Marcus, hey Dickenshund. This is my sick email account. I don't know what that means. Just call me Marcus. I'm in a bit of a conundrum. I'll try to keep it as short as possible. I'm 26 years old and recently got engaged.

Let's see, bad. But the story starts with my first girlfriend, 13 years, 13 years ago. So she was 13. And my first kiss, they were 13, right? Yeah. We were family friends too, and our siblings all knew each other. So we were pretty close.

We dated in high school, 15 years old. Mm-hmm. And I broke up with her because she wouldn't let me feel her tits. Okay. Month later, she started dating another guy for my school and they had been together ever since. Right. She's been with the same guy, unbroken chain,

for over 10 years since my hormones thought it was better to seek thoughts who might touch my peepee, which led to some fun embarrassment. It's okay. I was desperately in love with this girl. So for the next 10 years, I would let myself become the pathetic male best friend. Oh my God, with the hopes that she'd have to break up

with this guy eventually. There's a theme here tonight. What are you guys doing? Focus on science. And then I'd be the obvious candidate to replace him. Yeah, because that's what everyone wants, the thing that they already have. Yeah, all throughout college,

even as I dated and fucked plenty of other girls, we stayed in close contact. She would call me with all her relationship troubles. I'd tell her mine. She told me when she cheated on her boyfriend, told me how every guy she met wanted to fuck her out and destroyed tons of friendships. Oh boy.

She'd call it 2 a.m. and I'd pick up, oh my fucking god dude. But even when I dated other girls, I knew that if she became single, I'd dump whatever sorry-ass girlfriend I had in an instant and thought, the thought of her became a hindrance for my personal life, because I always just wanted to get her back.

Well two years ago I met my fiancee, now we're engaged. Was that like a little old brother? Yeah. That's my fiance. Yeah. I kind of hid the existence of this girl from my fiance. Good. Yeah. Good. Because the only one who got away as an easy 8.5 out of 10. I knew I had to have and truly always will have lingering feelings for the other girl. Jesus Christ. And I knew my fiance would feel threatened. Well eventually the beans got spilt and there was a big fight about why I was hiding these existence of another attractive girl I talked to every two to four weeks, etc. My fiance and all fairness said, guys aren't friends with girls unless they're gay

or trying to fuck them. So I cut out contact with the other girl. Maybe she should have just said you did. Frankly, I'm fine with it. It definitely didn't help, especially as I tend to be backward looking, rose, tinniglasses. Grass always greener type.

The less I talk about it now, the less I think about it, and just enjoy being with the girl I love very much now. And looking back, it was pretty pathetic to be groveling for this girl's attention for 10 years. Yeah. Well, yeah, but just the fact that he said that, hopefully the next time or whatever, you hear him, he remembers that. Yeah.

Some people don't learn that, Dick. Yeah, some people do the same thing. Some people don't know it. Doesn't work. Some people also say the thing that they know they're supposed to learn and then just, it doesn't work. Some people also say the thing that they know they're supposed to learn, and then just ignore it. Absolutely true.

And it's like, and powers them more. Yep. Well, three or four months have passed. The other girls now texting, leaving voicemails, asking how I am, and why I haven't responded if I'm okay, et cetera. Uh oh! Uh oh! I haven't told her I'm engaged.

I haven't told her I'm engaged. I know she'll expect an invite to the wedding. Oh, you have to invite her. Oh my God. That would be hilarious. Hilarious is one word for it. She's going to crash it anyway. You might as well invite her to crash it.

No, but I'm trying to put the seats down and is that. And I know I can't invite her first, because my fiance would cancel the wedding, and second, because I don't wanna see a girl I love for 10 years at my wedding. That's why I need advice. What do I tell this girl? Do I just continue to ignore her? Oh, I mean, you can't possibly do that.

How could you ignore a person? Yeah. Sean, how could you just press, how could you just press block on your phone and then not think about it again? This would be impossible to possible and challenge impossible. I Don't want to tell her I love you and talking to you hurts too much. Why would you do that? Right, you don't get right. Why would you say in case you put such an insane thing in writing in case she

That's actually screenshot and sent to your fucking wife. I heard you're getting married. Why aren't I invited to the wedding? Ah, I don't want to tell her it's because of my fiance. And all fairness, even if it was pathetic, we were really good friends for a long time and our family members still see each other fairly often. I think she deserves some sort of an explanation. Go fuck her.

Anything else is not gonna be enough. You give her some, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, explanation. She's just gonna be pissed off. Tell her family, some shit that she made up. That makes you look bad. If you fuck her, she's fucked me and then it turned out

he had a, he was engaged. I was gonna go awesome. That's cool. That's on you actually. You got fucked. Once the woman gets fucked, it's on her and everybody knows it. I'm like, oh, you got fucked. You should have been doing your research better,

but you didn't. But if you didn't fuck her, then they know that she did do her research and she knew somehow. Yeah. And they think you're a pussy for not fucking her. So whatever you do, you got a fucker. Whatever kind of lie, if you got a bringer to the wedding

with a mustache on, it's the only way you're gonna get your life back on track. Only way to straighten your head out and get your life back on track and make sure she doesn't hit everybody with a story you cannot explain. You can explain, I fucked her. Well, he came over and he fucked me

and he said all this stuff, like, oh, right. What an asshole. Yeah. But it makes sense. It's not, well, he did this crazy shit for 10 years and then didn't tell him how it's wedding and then it was a big fuck. It was all this whole thing.

Here's all the screenshots. That doesn't make any sense. Okay. So make it easy on yourself and go fuck this girl. This is Mary, you're curious. Okay, everybody, this is the Dixia. I'm a pageant of cops. I just wanna see Dixia.

What did you think? Was that a good advice, email? Yeah. I think it was. I think it was. Everyone's doing crazy shit. Yeah. It just needs to calm down.

Just calm down a little. You gotta start investing in crypto man you know time for this shit okay here we go yeah yeah the blood of the cells absolutely finding amazing. Yeah. If I can, I think it's not bad. If this is an invention for you, you can tell it's made sure I don't really find

care. It's a waste station for drivers, but in a fat women get more money for being fat in the car, causing too much wear on the road. Yeah, fat tax. I think it's good. I car, causing too much wear on the road. Yeah, fat tax. I think it's good. I think it'll do well. Goodbye yourself. I think somebody has put that for.

Fat tax. Yeah, I mean, we've talked about it on the show. I know it's great. But it's a good idea. So they deserve to be brought up when they're good, just to kind of get them in people's top of minds. Maybe some legislation will be passed on.

You got to keep saying it in different ways. Yeah, in different right, right. People who really get it. Yeah, it'll click for people in different ways. Yeah. Okay, let's see here. That's why, you know, I was gonna say, you know, it is branding.

It's like, you know, the slank it was before the snuggie, but guess which one's sold more? Yeah, right now. And they probably before the snuggie, but guess which one's sold more? Yeah. Right. And they probably really, the snuggie people probably, oh, they already got a trademark. Why should we even try? Yeah.

You know what, we will try. Yeah. Our product is snuggie. Our product is inferior. Yeah. And the name is inferior. Right. But we're gonna do it anyway.

Right. Anyone? Yep. What do you know? Okay. Okay? Okay. Oh, thank you guys. God damn it. Oh, I just listened to the DE and I fucking episode and oh my god. I was so triggered like, I hate this DE and I bullshit. Like I'm all for including people and all that. But something you done our filthy bullshit and I'm all for including people and all that but something that our field is bullshit and I'll tell you why i'm in the sports club at my university

and fucking we have an executive council and this girl that all the executive council needs someone to be getting the diversity equity including so they appoint her not for

her and they appoint her to do it. I'm like all the rest of the executive council to go vote it in and now she goes in and makes sleeping changes in the entire club unilaterally without telling anybody. Oh my gosh I can't do it anymore with this beat and I death by bull crap. Yeah. Anyways, love you Sean. Dick, go fuck yourself. Yeah. His video games, his college video games got messed up.

It affects everybody in different ways. You know, it's just it's a creeping menace that, you know, needs to be dealt with just having a nice time playing video games. Who knows what sweeping measures? What the fuck could there possibly be? D-E-I inclusion related about video games? Yeah.

It's like, what did you do? Give us some examples. Write them in. Okay, about this one. Hey, Deke, Sean, it's Turkey sandwich. I only think you raised this week is when a girl comes over to your house that sex with you. And she didn't like properly shave beforehand.

Like she's got leg air that's like so long that it's been at least like two weeks since she shaved. How about he lives in a skull? Like a fucking mustache. Yeah. And like, I was going to a guy's house to get fucked in the ass, I would bust out the hand mirror and make sure that my booty hole was bald. Maybe. Maybe. They fucking disgusting and embarrassing. Like how, maybe they like that. How do you, how do you just let that happen?

You can fucking disrespect yourself all you want but don't disrespect me like God damn. New words go for yourselves. We should take out an ad. Yeah, like a dove themed ad to make it look like a good company put it out, not like that butt crack deodorant. We watched the other week. No, not like that.

butt crack deodorant, we watch the other week. No, not like that. But it's like an ad that goes like, we know, we hate men. Right. And it's cool to be fat, but also you should shave your pubic area. Yeah. Before and having sex, shaving your pubes and before you have sex is also cool. Right. All three of those things are the same.

If you're gonna deal with men, it's best to shave it all, make it all sure it's all shaved because they hate that. Mm. Right. This ad has been brought to you by the Women Council. Yeah. Ah, that'd be good. Women Council.

Not very creative. That's like the slanket of names, you know. What should it be, the women council? I don't know, I just feel like it nice and easy, you know? Let's see here. Okay. God, listening to Maddox, do his take down of Elon,

what that red carpet is, take down is possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. It's the thing I've ever, in my life, a more jealous man than Maddox doing his pathetic stream as a fake cowboy, taking down a man who he's so jealous of. It's also worth noting that the picture of him at the Webby Awards in his Metro shirt was 2016. I did some Googling for that. Oh, really?

When did we say that? Two years after the biggest problem episode where he brought in the Webby Awards. Oh, yeah, that's right. It seems to expose the fact that he was just jealous that he did not have a way to award. Of course, he did have a YouTube streaming award, which was the exact same thing. So down. I'm watching that video and like, they're castically going like, oh look at it, I'm you, and I'm so popular.

Oh, look at all the faces I'm making. Like, I don't know what he's saying, it's they're castically. Like Elon literally is popular. He's very popular. He's very popular. You know, that want to say pictures of him at this red carpet event. It's so pathetic that he doesn't think that he's a sarcastically.

Why is it sarcastically? He's so popular. He's not popular, I guess. Even though he clearly is. He's so rich. He doesn't, Elon doesn't come up with any memes himself. I don't even know what he's getting at with that. But like stealing memes. You are literally having the source of multiple memes like the one of him, Smoking weed. Yeah, that's right. I don't

know. He's creating a lot of memes. Nobody like claims memes though, right? I mean, I can't. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's not stolen memes. Like he's a comedian stealing jokes. That you can steal. So of course you can't steal a fucking meme. But he has created more memes. Oh, I'm sure.

The addicts ever has. Well, he's famous smoking weed shit in that Wario. It's SNL. Yeah, he's about that. Oh, look at me. He's been the inspiration for memes. Yeah. Uh, okay. This is maybe the last Maddox one. Hey, Dick, hey, Sean. Yeah. Now, I listened to the last bonus episode. Thank you. You know, all the nonsense that is Maddox currently. And it just kind of makes me wonder, when is he going to kill himself?

Like, he's the only answer, right? Because like, for what it's going to be, he's like Section 8 living, he's going to see now as we're seeing more and more yeah at a very early stage he's probably never going to work a job again yeah unless he finds something that follows suit with what he likes to do which is like being lazy and computers right yeah like it only means that he either drinks himself to death, floating on government money or he killed himself. Right.

Like, I don't know. He was never a big drinker. Anyway, go fuck yourself. Right. I mean, all the time, you knew him a lot longer and better than I did. He wasn't a big drinker, was he? Now, he still doesn't drink that much. He gets sloppy. He gets sloppy. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he wasn't a big drinker, was he? No, he still doesn't drink that much. He gets sloppy.

He gets sloppy. And yeah, I don't know, I mean, a lot for him. Yeah, I don't know what his tolerance is, but I just can't ever see him killing himself. Yeah, maybe I don't know. Maybe it's in his, I don't think he thinks any of it's his fault. Well, that'll keep you going.

Yeah, he can justify, yeah, sure, he can justify it. Sure, you can justify it. I had no part of this and I'm smarter for having failed. And I'm, yeah, sure, I've actually proved that what I knew all along was correct. I think you can't succeed. Yeah. And I'm entitled to, you know, level any justice at anybody, either as I see fit. Yeah. Because they did this to me.

It's not my fault. I had nothing to do with anything. And it would be interesting to see if he gets a job again, though. I'm looking forward to that arc. Hmm. Like getting like a, But yeah, what the job is the big question, Mark. I'll be working at somebody's like comic book store as a checkout guy or something.

Something where he can, something where he has some amount of social interaction because he was just a couple. Yeah, because he'll justify that as this is like just a, this is me using my fame and my personality and my personality to work. And they're just like paying me a little bit of money as well. Yeah, it doesn't really matter. It's just for like rent, like am I riding going again? Exactly. Where it's like, no, that's your job. That's your existence. Your fame has nothing to do with it. Yeah. Fame. Fame. Okay. Hey, Dick and Sean, what makes me a ray in his, the phrase, so what I'm hearing is,

because every time I hear that, like, no, it's going to be followed by from that X level intellectual. So what I'm hearing is and a complete just it's never once been accurate. Let me cut to the official yourself. Yeah, I'm part of the shit. Yeah. Yeah.

So what I'm hearing is. Yeah, there's true. Okay, how about Hey, Dick, I'm I got a lot of houses. I fucking hate and it took me because my girlfriend saying that there real as how much I fucking hate it. But I hate the phrase first world problems. Oh, yeah, someone, oh, I've got I'm doing with this. Like, it doesn't matter what it is, it could be something like, oh man, you oh, I've got I'm doing with this like Doesn't matter what it is it could be something like oh man

Yeah, that's what work in like it's taking me forever to load this page First world problem fucking I don't give a shoe What why is it? Relative to the thing I'm going through like I don't care what the fucking issue is Not to trivialize it all a first world problem like bitch Are you fucking anything in the trivialize it all first world problem like bitch but you fucking anything in the first world is a first world brought you know i don't want to appreciate how

really good other things i have i have to like to find what it is about it that is the off-the-much i know i think it's just the the condescending nature all that's what you're complaining about fairs well problem i only hear it said in a joking way. Yeah. Like I only hear it joking, but joking always me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not like I hear it all the time, but yeah, I've heard it enough. Yeah. I don't say it. I don't know what it annoys me about it either. It's like, what's so my like,, and are you allowed to have first world problems?

It's just, I just can't be annoyed at all. It's shut up and appreciate what you have. It's kind of just shut up. Yeah. Like, no, the shut up comes first. Yeah. You're kind of, you're kind of, your tiny amount of negativity is affecting me. Right.

So I'm going to negate it. Like that's the most fucking work first world problem you could possibly have is someone's bad mood is affecting your positive mood so fucking fragile yeah fuck you okay hey hey son i gotta reach for you uh... can tell, I'm calling for the car and like I always do, but I fucking hate. Nice city when people are driving, I don't know, like manners, driving manners, it's bullshit. Like there's an etiquette and there's like a protocol, but the protocol is set by like legalities of the road that people should follow and that creates like correct etiquette, right? But like if you're trying to get over an alien stuff and it's not your right away like you're trying to get over an alien

And you're expecting the person to go past you because that's why you're waiting to get over because you don't want to like create an issue Because it's proper etiquette and protocol and then that person just person just much traffic up because they want to be nice Yeah, yeah, are like when people want you to cross over a traffic At a light or something when it's obvious that they have the right away like just go through a fucking life Yeah, I will go after you because that's how it's fucking yes, I'd be nice when you drive totally on board You got another rules But be aggressive and follow fucking protocol. You fucking idiots.

Goddamn women. Anyways, go fuck yourself. Can women? Yeah, he's right. It creates huge inconvenience by you being nice. You just not knowing the rules. Yeah. Let's see, move over.

Say out of the merge. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's see. Okay, this one ought to be good. Hey, Decaixon. Nope. I think one of the things that really bugs me about all of the petal foul accusations that are going around and how many people lose their minds over like

fucking grooming and stuff like that is the constant state of double-mindedness and you know cognitive dissonance that people like living, like usually people who freak out about people being groomers, it's about things like people like being like the captain of the Coed baseball team dating like one of the younger members. And they're like, oh that's a fucking pedophile, she's two years younger than you, you fucking groomer. That's a tight definition. In the same breath, we live in a world where like one of the most attractive things or one of the ways to describe and attract a man is to call him daddy. And that's like, it's widely used and encouraged in like fucking hyped. And I have to ask myself like is that just like

fucking used ironically is everyone a fucking pedophile do you want people be fucking pedophiles like what the fuck is wrong with women they're saying it a pedophile I don't fucking know that if I better be pet a file like you have more questions than answers to be angry and then be victimized on purpose and then be angry about afterwards yes like they want both like they want to be oh no i'm being taken advantage of what you have to fit on a plate like read the rewards the power for like calling them out and calling them a bad person. It's like literally like, have your cake and fucking it too. It makes me huge fucking rage. And, you know, I hope people start like calling it out.

It's like, hey, you're fucking into this. Don't act like it's a problem. You seek this out. You want guys to fucking see you like shit and like wag their dick and their money And they're in your face because you love it. Don't act like you're a bad thing for you Embrace being a ho it's awesome. God fucking damn it. All right. Go fuck yourself Yeah, I think you Had a point or two in there. Not sure.

The daddy thing was funny. She'd go, a lot of women out there and need to be called pedophiles by all these guys. I guess they made me do hate that. Yeah, I don't know. Did you see what, did you see the thing that Yay got banned for when he posted on Twitter? Did you see the thing that yeah got banned for when he posted on Twitter? No.

Did you see the tweet that got him banned? Maybe. I'm not going to show it on the stream. It was the Raylion symbol. All right. Well, okay. He actually got banned for posting picture of Elon Musk making fun of him. Yeah, but they're saying it posting picture of Elon Musk making fun of him.

Yeah, but they're saying it's because of this swastika that he also put, when is this get out of there? Okay, this was his quote, final tweet. Dang it. Yeah. So he posted this as his final tweet where Elon Musk is looking like a big fat blob on that yacht. Wow. He's straight off.

And then he immediately got banned. And the reason that was given was because he posted this before it. Let me see here. Ah. I probably probably can't publish it anywhere if it's all fucking offensive. So he posted a swastika? No, it is a, well, he was trying to do,

he's like dumb, I love everyone thing. Yeah. So he found an, I don't know. So you dumb. I love everyone thing. Yeah, so he found an I don't know you get for loving everyone. Yes, really This is the cult. This is the cult member of the Raylions Wow leader look at that hair That's a cool guy. That's a real-life clown hair like man every time I think I'm going to bald I need to cut my hair. I'm gonna look at this guy Don't give that look at that never give Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.

Never give up the dream. The side froze. This was there. Oh, because I see the, yeah, I see how it's interlocked, how it looks like that. Yeah, you see how that's swastika in there in the star David around it. Yeah. I don't know what they were saying by making this. Maybe they just thought it was a neat shape.

But he posted that and said it. I mean, the Nazi Germany didn't create the swastika by any stretch of the imagination. Oh yeah, here it is. Love everyone. Hashtag love speech. And then he posted this weird picture of a laptop that had it on it instead of doing a, like a safe picture

or a prize. He was in the moment. He's a creative guy. My genius. It just came to him right there. So then he got banned for incitement to violence. Oh, so. This image is so, is so triggering that it is.

You know what that is? It manages to me. Curiosity inducing. I wouldn't have known what that one was like, what is that? Who uses that symbol? Yeah, I was like, how did they, huh? Who figured out how to fit that swastika

in the middle of a star of David? And it really loops around like that, huh? It does, yeah, I'm following it, yeah. Yeah, that fits. You could do a maze with this guy. Instantly banned. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I guess that's right. They were the human cloners, right? They wanted to clone. That was the, yeah. Okay. Now I remember them. I know the name, but I couldn't remember exactly what fucking, what level of crazy they were because they

couldn't, I don't know. They couldn't call it hate speech, right? Cause he said love speech right in the tweets. Yeah. He's like, wow, I can't know, they couldn't call it hate speech, right? Because he said love speech right in the tweets. So he's like, well, I can't say you're being for hate speech because that would look dumb, right? Obviously. So incitement to violence, which is a crime. Cipement. Yes, yes, yes.

So that's defamation. Right off the top. That's a pretty good picture of musk Musk though. That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it was. He posted this shit and then a fat picture. Yeah.

Got to go. Oh my god. He's like, he's like melting modeling clay. I was disgusting. Okay. That's it. Goodbye, everybody. Yeah.

Thank you. Good night. you