The Dick Show - Episode 337 - Dick on Twitter

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

My original Twitter account gets reinstated, a flight voucher is stolen from me, Hitler is a bad guy and lives in hell, good advice, an argument, and Lord of War 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I don't even know anymore. Am I hearing so fucking shot? It only gets worse. It gets worse than this? Well, I'll tell you one thing, Sean. It just gets worse. We're back. We're back.

We're back. How are we back? I didn't think we could be getting more backer. We had left. We had left. We were in the belly of the whale for years Out of contact with the world we were suffering and languishing in fraud and deceit. Are you back on Twitter? I'm back on Twitter, baby

Look at this look at this guy look at this icon Back look at this look at this guy look at this icon So how long how long has it been since I've seen this beautiful face looking back at me on my addictive app Staring back at me with a warm smile from 20 years ago that I'm never gonna update Cuz my airline looks exactly the same now and don't ask you bitch Amazing I'm not gonna update, because my hair line looks exactly the same now and don't ask you, bitch. Huh. Amazing. Good back, personally. I'm a real email you and say we've been, you know, he did.

I was just about to kill myself. Right, right. I had a gun in my mouth. I realized that I forgot the most important person I could let back on Twitter. Yeah. Jordan Peterson's on Twitter saying, what did he say today? And it's getting nearly impossible to find child porn, smiley winky face, and no one knows what the fuck he's talking about.

God damn it. He's trying to communicate that child porn has gotten, has gone down since Elon took over, but he chose a hell of a way to express that sentiment. Uh, winky face, that seems like it's very easy to find. It's what he's saying. Yeah, so I'm going to find Charlie Vase. Why would you say it like that?

I don't. And it's gotten impossible to find. Travel porn like what? What? What? What have you say? Do you have a comparison? Do you have a baseline?

That's what I mean, like to a stats or something? Yeah. I mean, my voice sound okay. something? Yeah, I mean, in my voice sound okay. I think so. I think it's good, okay. I mean, and not make it sound like you've done first hand research. Yeah, what a kind of a way to say it is that. It's impossible. I mean, it's just, I, yeah, I have,

I haven't jerked off in weeks. It's so hard to make guys come. Yeah. What do you mean? Well, you know, like I hear, I read like a study that it was, oh, you phrased it in an odd way. Right. Oh, right.

Thanks for letting me know. Uh-huh. It's getting impossible to find. It's getting just impossible to find child porn. Wink. Yeah. What? Goddamn.

Bro, what are you talking about? He's just going, he has, he called us anonymous troll dementors. Who's like us? Like people who are, I don't know, just fuckers, I guess. Okay. Honestly, don't know. I am trying to fuck with them.

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There that's better. I'm back. You're back. In mouth. And it was my gun in my mouth. And I was like, click, click, click, goodbye cruel world. And I was like, oh shit, I got a text, I got to send a text out to everybody. And I was like, nah, fuck, I'm there, the reason I'm doing it. I don't know. She clicked, clicked, clicked. And then my phone was, your account has been unsuspended.

And I was like, which one, the last one? And they're like, and it's like, no, the original one. Yeah. Get out of here, gun. No need that for that anymore. Just fired in the air like you're somebody say, I'm in celebration. Like I'm at a Arabic wedding. Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, p This is how fat my dog is. Yeah, she's huge. What the fuck? I give my dog to my parents for three days,

and she looks like a fucking barrel when I come back. Well, yeah, but she was big before. She was big. She's better now though. She looks uncomfortably big. I was actually shocked last week. I was like, I didn't say anything, but I was like, Mike, how could this dog get bigger in a week?

And then you said, the dog has been eating bushels of apples. Because my parents, my dad decided to plant apple trees. Used to be peach trees. Probably still have those. That's still got peach, but I don't know, like the weather kind of depends like when the, what kind of fruit pops up and when the fruit's popping up.

Well, yeah, apples are a late season thing like pomegranates. He's got cherries. Yeah. I don't know why he did this. Yeah. He just planted a bunch of fruit trees in the backyard. So now when it's fruit season, obviously he's not picking them. We just stand to see if he like our Mexicans.

Like a migrant worker. I was gonna say he's got a migrant worker complex. That's his version of being like from the hood still. Like, you know, I'm I'm still real. I'm still real. Yeah. I say that in words sometimes. Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's his version of that. Gotta go. I got a callus on my hand. He's got one of those big fucking hats too. Of course he does. You know, you know what? I think I messed up. I think I'm fine. I'm a fucking hat. I think my girlfriend bought him a new hat for Christmas. Oh, I have an additional complaint about her.

So I dropped my dog off of my parents house for just a couple of days. Yeah. And I said, oh, you got, you clean up the apples in the yard? Because your dog used to get, their dogs have always just gotten fat as hell gorging themselves on apples for months at a time.

Yeah. Like getting them themselves dog diabetes, I guess. Cause how many sugar? How many of them fall down enough to the apples? Yeah. Well, all of them eventually fall down. You mean, so, you're like, doesn't he go get it though? I mean, doesn't he, doesn't pick,

he can't fucking see. He doesn't save any of them. Yes, he's he, doesn't pick, does he say that he, he doesn't say that any of them? Yes, he's got an entire like sled, like, like, like, I sled, you know, those the tops of the, the, the, the, the, conical, whatever they are, the dish, the satellite dish sled that you hold on to,

and so he's got a gigantic one full of a pile of apples that he dries out. Oh my God. Everyone has, everyone of my family has apple shits from like, he's like, bubblegum shrimp, but for apples, for like two or three months. How'd you like an apple pie?

How'd you like some apple jerky? Would you like some apple loaf? We got a nice apple bread in here. I'm fucking, I'm fucking headed up to you with apples spread. I'm shit so much. I'm surprised I have bones left. Everyone's leaving big piles of shit

like everywhere. Just my serratops and every bathroom I have because if you're fucking apple fucking apple seeds shit man Just wherever you walk at that point probably it just fainters out like a fucking horse sounds like a fucking motocross in my house now All the time god damn so I dropped the dog of my you pick up those apples This year, yeah, there's no more there's no more apples. There's some from last year. I picked up this year's apples. Because now there's no apples.

I said, okay. So I turn around. Dogs already got fucking three apples. Yeah. All right, I'm not even, whatever. 23,000 calories later. I'll just deal with the dog shit when I get back. And then I get back, I'm like, what the fuck is this bean bag?

I dropped a dog off here. I just, this sausage casing shit that I have now. I didn't know that a dog could put on weight that quickly. I mean, it's not different for a person. I don't know if it's an evolutionary thing or something like when they gorge, they, you know what I mean? Like they store it right away for when lean times come. I don't know, but she's, that's,

bishie's going, something to see. Yeah, she needs, everyone needs to go on a diet going to diet yeah sure house yeah that's the royal weed diet I got to start the show shit no idea I'm just talking so much anything else now cuz I got my Twitter back Twitter dot com slash dick masters and The original one! Oh my god! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Trinidad is always world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. What's that buddy? Thank you for not killing yourself You would have missed my triumphant return to full power Seriously now we are white. There's enough full power of online massaging a you'll pay for this You bitches at five years to lose the weight and you just continue eating fuck you. I'm here now You're all you're all gonna pay. Got some ground

to make up. They put on five pounds on average. You know what's weight that is? A hundred million women putting on an average of five pounds. That's like five fifty trillion pounds. They put on a beer. I'm here to whip you into shape like Richard Simmons, but evil and drunk and not gay and not less and less gay. Yeah, which is our fucking hitting me, but it's like a time capsule. Getting my account back, since should I post it six years ago, I'm going to talk. It's crazy. That's crazy. It archives all that stuff and ever.

So you can see. We've chosen in time. Wow. Just literally just sitting there. Oh my fucking god. There's the one I got unlocked. It's that you've been on to span and I logged in and it goes, your account's been locked for Hates Feast. I was like, what?

What? Because all these backed up reports. Oh, it's a clear out of time. Oh my god. I remember saying that. I remember calling Matt. How many times have that happened? Uh, uh, just 12 hours.

God. And I was free. Dude, I had to be called a sender block. Yeah, I saw that time. That happened. Uh, just 12 hours. God. And I was free. Dude, I had to be called a sender block. Yeah, I saw that one. Yeah, yeah. That was the one that did it. Yeah, that one. It was one of two for it.

Turns out it was, it was telling Chris Reagan to eat a sender block, which you can do. That's fine. I don't understand how that's like. It doesn't mean you're threatening him. That's how it took him. It's just, I know. It's just politics. Like's just politics is politics. They just wiped out everyone who's run himself into a center block wall.

Yeah, whatever. Like two L.A. Two skilled Delaan comedians or wherever he is, like, are telling each other to eat a center. Oh, are you waiting to say, I'm sure that's real fucking violent, dude. Yeah. Um, meanwhile, the Ayatollas on their Farakhan's on there. I don't want to get into. Um, do you ever listen to Farakhan talk? Uh, not, uh, yes, but not in a long time.

Holy shit. What a powerful preacher. Oh, yeah. He's like, he turns the down. And he's like, and then I was like, whoa. Dude, that guy's fucking, that guy sounds rad. Yeah. Um, he's a, he's a force of nature. He is. Uh,

what was I saying? Oh, yeah, unlocks. I'm getting I got a DM from somebody from like guys who are seven years nine years. I was like, Oh, wow. It's weird to see you again. Yeah. Like you see B guys really friends. I'm like, Oh, my fucking god. This is crazy. It's crazy. I can feel myself de-radicalizing. Oh. The longer I'm a hunter, deal with the atrocities, Sean? You can't tell. Well, for the sake of Twitter, that one.

What am I going? Yeah, yeah. The second one. So that's happening. Twitter's getting sued by the way for firing women. Well, she, you know, there's gotta be lawsuits. As soon as any ownership changes hands, there's gotta be some kind of lawsuits.

For firing women. Yeah. They fired a disproportionate amount of women here. Let me bring this up so I don't read the numbers wrong. Cause you know, I'm a Obama man, so I'm vet of the numbers. Bragging, laid off 57% of its female workers compared to 47% of men. So women are suing so that because they want to be known that they are all half worthless.

Right. They're suing because they're, we don't want people to think we're 10%, we're 20% more worthless than men. So where everyone is pushed into hiring women, constantly, right? Yeah, women and just whatever the, we've seen the stats over and over and over. It's dangerous. It's beyond, it's beyond reputation at this point.

It's beyond argument. It's just impossible to do. Unless you're lying about it. The push is hire women, hire women, higher non-white women. Even now white women are getting pissed off. So now, everything's so truck full of women and Silicon and Adless is burdens down by a workforce that's just tick-tocking all day about the snacks that they're eating on their roof, firing them lawsuit.

God, they got our talents, they got their roof, firing them lawsuit. Yeah. God, they got our talents, they got their talents in us. So deeply. There's a lot of people who were hired who all things being equal would not have got that job. I mean, like you said, there is no job. It's just sitting around taking videos of shit all day. Yeah, totally worth was, thought that was money.

Damn, if you, well, yeah, I'll hire a couple of extra women. What's the worst thing that could happen? We have to fire them and then immediately get sued. Get a crippling lawsuit for firing people in an at will or an at will work state. They might just, if, I mean, if they think that the women have any kind of a case, I would think they'd probably just offer some kind of a class settlement or something, right? How much of the lawyers?

Yeah, well, that's what it is. Well, okay, well, how much is it going to cost? Well, that's it. No, that's it. That's it. That's it. Yeah, sometimes, it's not worth it. It should count as a team. For something, you know?

Yeah, even if you're, you know., you know. Even if you're, you know. Make them hurt. Even if you're right. Even if it, but it's like, you know, you got to guess sometimes how a, you know, how a Jail factor's into, how a jury's gonna see it maybe. I mean, what are the odds of, you know, what some work's going on this jury?

Oh, well, you gotta have some more fucking women around. Here, what they have to think about it? Well, I mean, they, you know, they, I mean, they said, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,, they, I mean, they said, they're, they're, they're always trying to figure out how to, no, I don't want that guy on there. I want this guy on here. Gun in my mouth.

Yeah. And then in the neighbor's yard, saved. Uh, and this is why I was gonna blow my brains out. So you remember that story that I told you about that woman that brought a jog onto our flight? Yes. Um. I wrote a complaint. You did. Yeah. You're motivated. Just because it would be funny. Yeah. Pist off. Fuck, I don't want to have to deal with this. I just hate everything about this shit. It sounded like it on behalf of the women sitting next to her. The black women. Yeah, you got upgraded. The only person that didn't benefit from this is me,

like, usual. How did the dog inconvenience you? Because it was just like, it's fucking people. It's like a conversation starter. So it's people just talking to each other around me. It's like, like, I hate watching sitcoms, like, norm, like, the office on TV. If I had to watch, if I had to watch two or three episodes of that in a row, I would just rather blow my brains out. Okay. I can't take it. Like I can't take seeing,

I can't take seeing the jokes from that far away. And I start thinking of like, well, who is this even for? Like who does this appeal to? It's like watching a bad ad. Isn't over and over and over again. Like, I can't fucking take this. I'll sit there, I'll watch TV with my girlfriend shows that we haven't seen and all it happens a lot where I'm like

They'll say something and I'll have like a response like I might on the podcast and that's the line I mean not to that not to you know Yeah that controversial, but I mean like it's like you know, and then I was turned around I go I could have written this Yeah, that controversial, but I mean, like, it's like, you know, and then I always turn to where I go, I could have written this. And it happens all the time. It's like, what would you say in this situation? It's always like right there.

It's like, so I know, it's not like I'm some fantastic writer. It's that like, that's the easy thing to say, right? Like it's, yeah, kind of, yeah. It's just people talking in general, drive, people having these little conversations around me Yeah, and it makes me a huge conversation It's dogs in there all talking about it and they're talking about their dogs I'm like godly you just please shut the fuck up. I know. I'm allergic to this. I'm allergic to

Sentience it makes me sick. I have a violent allergic reaction to it It makes me want to throw up. I get hives. I have a medical note for my doctor. It's right here. Get shut the fuck up with this fucking conversation, Blaze. Yeah. Um, so, so I'm driving to Pilates with my girlfriend and she goes, take this down, honey. And she goes, what's that? What the fuck is this? And she starts reading the email that I sent to United or whoever, whomever it was. She's like, how did she get that? There's a fucking dog. And she's like, what the, what is this? Well, how did she say it?

There's a, how did you ask holes, let a fucking dog on this light? And I'm like, uh-oh. Yeah. What is that? Uh-oh. Has my, have I fucked something up? Am I upset? I would never write a letter like that. It's not myself, right? Yeah, right, right.

Uh-uh. That's coming from me. So I guess, I don't know why. She's like, what did you, and I said, oh yeah, I wrote that. She goes, when did you write this from the dog thing? At the tail end of the flight. When did you, and I said, no, I wrote it as it was happening. I wrote it. It's because when did you write this from the dog thing? At the tail end of the flight. When did you, and I said, no, I wrote it as it was happening. I wrote it during the flight, on the flight, I bought internet to write that.

Yeah. Right while it was happening. That's great because you can real time it. You're like, I just heard a conversation about dog shit. All caps. It's because Jesus Christ, it's like two paragraphs long. I was very annoyed. If I have to hear about anal glands one more time. So she goes, okay, that's what you were doing. Yeah. Not not. When you were not playing the word game with me.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh God. She goes, um, because oh, wow. She gets to the end and she goes, oh, how about that? We're giving you a flight voucher for $150. I was like, oh, awesome. She goes, because you complain. It's being deposited to your account and then her name, I was like, what? Oh no. What the fuck?

So then they put my, they put my voucher in her account. So I can fucked once again. Like, well, give it to me. It's like, I don't know how to, you can't do that. What do you mean? Yeah. Fucking credits to my name. Yeah, to my name.

Yeah. What's she gonna do? How did that happen? How did that happen indeed? Right. Once again, somebody hired to do a job that they wouldn't have been hired for. I don't know how it happened.

Yeah. Something with the flight. Because I bought the tickets. I was gonna have to. I really don't know how it happened. Yeah. Something with the flight. Because I bought the tickets. I was gonna have to. Actually, I really don't know how it happened now. Time for another email. Yeah.

Have you seen that chat GP thing? No, is it like a, just like a guy? Yeah, let me see if I have this. This dude, this guy broke up with his girlfriend with it. Mm-hmm. I'm see if I can find it. Look at my Twitter is alive.

I got 7,000 new followers in like 24 hours. It's pretty crazy actually. I just fucking crazy. I mean, you think you just write that account off, you know? Like this is, that's never coming back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I want to beat Maddox to having 40,000 followers.

He's had a five year head start on me. He's not grown at all. Yeah. Well, I think it's going to be really, it's going to be wild wind. That's a great who wore it better. That's so funny. You think that's so funny. Classic, classic dick. Who wore a better this fat lady wearing a green dress pleated skirt with like white nylons and then a frosted Christmas tree next to it, but they have the same shape. Yes, it's not pear shaped. It's a tree shape. There's kind of isosceles triangles. She said, you're too fat. You can't be taking pics and I said it's not personal He just means that you can't take pics cuz light doesn't escape your gravity

Man, uh fuck what was I looking for? God that's funny god damn it I Forgot what I was even looking for I was talking about Maddox's follower thing. 40,000 followers. He's out of five year head start. Is that what I was talking about? You got to, yeah, he got 7,000 new followers. Oh, the king of the day. Yeah, the guy broke up with his, with his girlfriend using the chat GP, GPT thing. Oh my. Dude, can you imagine how fucking awesome that would be? Just click a button, like connect the app to your phone

and it's like, all right, I wanna break up with this bitch, go. And just let the, let the computer talk to her about, she won't know. Women can't, women can't pass a touring test, let alone identify a touring test. Anyway, here's his, here's his response. I'm serious, not sure how to tell you. I'm gonna break up.

Just say it. And the computer says, I don't think I'm capable of loving you in the way you deserve to be loved. You deserve someone who will return your feelings and give you the kind of love you deserve. I don't think I can be that person for you. And I'm sorry to break your heart.

It's best for both of us if we end things and move on. I hope you will find someone who will love you the way you deserve to be loved. Take care of yourself and know that I will always care about you even if we end things and move on. I hope you will find someone who will love you the way you deserve to be loved. Take care of yourself and know that I will always care about you even if we're not together. Boy, I feel like, I feel like George had that. Oh man, these computers are coming through man. Here's another funny thing about the computers.

Yeah, it's fine. Can we still be friends? Yeah, it's fine. This is the smoothest breakup in history. Yeah, frowny face. It's okay. Can we still be friends? Yeah, it's fine. This is the smoothest breakup in history. Yeah, frowny face. It's okay. Can we still be friends? Yeah, it's fine.

Oh, that's W. What is W? We have fun. We have fun. When? Oh, can you imagine? That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. in heartache and wasted years and shitty relationships fire up the butt. Goodbye. Click. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- He says, what would you like out of this breakup? Like, I'd like to dog. Ah, okay, Kanye West. Oh yeah, he got kicked out of his honorary. Oh no, his honorary degree.

Did they take away Bill Cosby's honorary degrees? Probably. I would think so. Do you think taking away, kicking the man out of his art degree is a good idea? I mean, who are any famous anti-Semites who've had, oh boy, who've had their art rejected. I don't know. Oh boy, that's funny. Yeah, I hitler 2.0. Yeah, that's, that's Kanye. I love Hitler. How could he say that? He's been a Nazi. How could a Nazi say that? Seek him out of our school.

Get taken back his art degree. Are you guys fucking kidding me? Are you just like, is this like a long, is this like a performance piece that you're all in on together? Like what do you, yeah, just do the worst thing. Oh wow, I didn't know you could do that one. That's good.

Take aways, honor. It's just the illusion of doing anything. I mean, it's, I saw a video I tried to get it before the show or this guy. This guy's a history teacher. Mm-hmm. He's cool and he's like, yeah, all the kids are coming in and saying like, I love Hitler and stuff.

And I just want to sit down with him, say like, guys, it's not cool to say you love him. I'm just gonna have to talk, they're gonna spin the chair around. Guys, look, I'm coming to you as an adult today. I know you think Hitler's cool. I know you think it's funny to say I love Hitler, but it's actually not. So let's say we have a chat, let's say we have a chat down,

talk about the real issues here. Okay, it's not cool. Just a good rap session. Let's have a good wrap session. Okay, you might see Kanye saying, I love Hitler wearing a giant toe suit, a hood looking like a professional wrestler, and you might think that's funny,

but it's actually not. It's actually not funny at all. Okay, so can we get back to learning about serious things? School, right? So no more of this. Let's not have any more talk about. I don't, they're just, they're so easy to get, they're so easy to get wound up. Oh, god yeah.

Yeah. This was a good one. For sure. This was my, perhaps my favorite one. Uh huh. Uh, of your old tweets. No, of the retarded things, retarded reactions to what Kanye is saying.

Uh, let me find Dennis Prager said, uh, yeah. Uh, what did he say? Oh, yeah, this is Dennis Prager. If Holocaust deniers don't go to hell and there is no God. I mean, okay. Yeah. But Hitler is in hell, right? Right, right. So are they gonna go me and Hitler and hell and say like,

yeah, liar? Like, you didn't actually, and what's Hitler's supposed to say? I don't, I don't know. Or is he gonna say, you know what, you guys are actually, I mean, there's, you don't have to use a liar because he's a liar, right? Yeah, sure. And also he's going to lie and say, oh, yeah, you guys are dead on, absolutely. So that's the reason not to believe in God right there.

You know, what about the people who are in heaven, who died in the 1800s, who don't believe it? Do they go to hell? Well, the third in heaven, they're like, no way of no way. It's just so fucking stupid. Um, all of it. It drives me insane because it's like, this is just stupid. These kind of articles are like, what the person wishes would happen to those people, you know, like it's just, just, I and go to hell for eternity. Yeah, it's just, it's just they're like feeling about it. Yeah, you are not like, but you can't, you can't put it like some kind of like theoretical fucking argument like, ah, you know, like that's the only reason that's the, it's the,

it's the big hot damn game. That's the worst step of it. Well, if they don't go to hell, then there's no God. Yeah, that's fucking, bro, that's straight up past for me. I mean, I don't know, I don't care. Right. Just according to your dumb system. Right, right. You made these rules. You made this rule. I don't know what Dennis Breger believes.

Right, you're fucking implying that there's a question of whether or not there's a God. Yeah. That's in the title of your sermon. Yeah. You are breaking a massive commandment, bro, to support another one. Yeah. That is purely dogmatic. Uh, okay.

Okay. We got it. You freaked out. Good work, good work, buddy. The Lord of War is free. Did you see that? Yeah. Okay, okay, we got it. You freaked out. Good work, good work buddy.

The Lord of War is free, did you see that? Yes I did. The Nicholas Cage guy. Yeah, yeah, dude. Fucking amazing. Yeah, and that guy was talking big shit when he went into prison. Yeah, it's like, oh, I'll be out again.

I'll touch Russian soil again, fuck you. Yeah, yeah. Really, really fantastic. I saw the conservative melting down about it. I kind of like that movie. It's a great movie. I was, I don't think it did very well. Oh, it didn't?

I don't think so, but that's too good. That scene with him and Ethan Hawke at the end is really cool, where he tells his obiacally what's to happen. And you see Ethan, actually said that. Yeah, where it's like Ethan Hawke's a fucking melting down. Yeah, they let him out. They traded him for that, that basketball player who was stuck in. Remember that. Yeah. Then we were talking about the week before. Or yeah. And I, this may be controversial, but we've got shot down in the YouTube powers. Yeah.

They traded him. And it was his in the 80s. I think they had him there for like 30 years or something. I know, maybe it wasn't the 80s. Maybe it was earlier than that. He died in the 80s. But his dad, dude, it was his fucking dad. the government fucking totally wrote him off like, yeah, his dad kept writing to like the embassies and going crazy. And then they, like, you please just

like, no, no, the government got on board and they, they traded a spy for powers. Hmm. I'm just, I'm just remembering it right. But I'm just happy. You know, I'll take, I'll take his many, I'll let as many WNBA players Out of prison if it means we can free gun dealers. That's all okay, you know, right. I'll watch a fucking game without making any commentary. Ooh, I'll watch an entire if we can set all the drug dealers free All they give on your side. I know all of the weapons dealers if they're all free Free to do what they should be able to do. Yeah.

What God put men on the earth for, making guns, selling guns to people, to they can kill other people. Whatever they're doing with the gun, it doesn't matter to me. Other people are pests like it's, they're in hoeing, they're being annoying. They're annoying. A lot of people need a good killing.

I'll watch the whole season. Yeah. If it means getting all the illegal gun dealers out, would you contribute to any other charities? I wear Jersey that has a pink breast awareness ribbon on it. Okay. I would. Now I know you're serious.

Now that's how serious I am about setting gun dealers free. I see people flipping out. Oh, can you believe that they let this guy on? Well, what do you mean? We've done that for, well, you know, I mean, no, he didn't let out this army guy. Why would he let out an army guy? I've never asked him, but like you know,

like my mom's oldest brother was a Cold War spy. Oh yeah, I didn't know that. He was caught in East Germany. This is well before the wall and everything like that. And they basically tried to, the way he said it was, everybody knows you're doing it. You end up like trading back or just like,

you don't admit you're a spy, they know you're a spy. Yeah, because you're all just doing illegal. He said, you're not supposed to get killed doing it. However, the guy who replaced him was killed. Oh, whoops. But you must have just doing illegal. He's a shit. You're not supposed to get killed doing it. However, the guy who replaced him was killed. Oh, whoops. But you haven't been an asshole. Well, I mean, it seems like this by game would be like, all right, we'll just don't be an asshole,

but then everyone in there is just being an asshole. Stuff like this, it just hasn't been covered, you know, like the social media age, where, you know, it thinks something leaks and then it's fucking to millions of people worldwide in five minutes. But it's like, that kind of trading shit's been done for thousands of times. Yeah, if you remember the movie,

I've seen that movie like a million times. It's big. He gets big by selling, lost by selling corrupt and undocumented weapons in Ukraine. The Lord of War does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a giant corrupt undocumented presence

of weapons in Ukraine. So who else, isn't that kind of funny? Well, I was gonna deal with the, we don't have the re, we don't have the man, the manpower. We've gotta get that guy out of jail. So he can get back here and traffic our weapons for us. Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny. So he can get back here and traffic our weapons for us. Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny.

Didn't get out, the other Garmin got, well, that's too bad. Let's see here. Here's another, here's another Army guy thing. Okay. Okay. I saw people were pretty upset about this, I guess. Because it's like a guy wearing a guy. What? Yeah, they're saying they're all pissed off because this army guy's wearing like a BDSM dog mask.

Yeah. I mean, and I guess the who took who allowed him to do this? Why? What is that bad? I mean, it's not like part of this uniform is they're saying that this part, only this BDSM give mask, they're saying that this is the only gay part of this uniform that he's wearing, not this trans pride, pride flag that's stretched a lot of fucking chest here, or these medallions of manliness that he's wearing, or the way to tucked in belts.

He's also, it's this part that's gay, Sean. Was he a person, did he deal with dogs? One of the dog people I know, not like actual real life dog? Yeah, you know how like they've used dogs and you know, a war for, you know. I don't know this is what he is. God, he looks kind of like a weird George St. Pierre.

It is. Pretty cool. Let's see the whole. I'm like, why did he do this? He had to have made a statement. Who fucking knows? I don't even know if it's real. Proud pup. Yeah. Pup dog. Engaged in. Why did he do this? He had to have made a statement. Who fucking knows? I don't even know if it's real. Proud pup.

Pup dog. Engaged in pup play. Where do you pretend to be a dog and stuff? Yeah. Okay. I saw people saying we're military- Military- Not a serious-

Bows. Yeah. Like you guys, your job is to murder people. I know why the fuck in, like, is that lost on you? It's not to sit around looking tough and trying glamour shots in your little uniforms with your medals all over them and collect cool aid points to show off.

I'm trying to shripper and whores. I'm trying to look for defining marks like to see if it makes you see if that's the same person. See if it's fake. Well, I mean, you think this is just like a funny picture that somebody said, I don't have no idea. I mean, it's maybe it. No, it could very well be real.

I just wanted to see like, it's like, oh, where, how far apart is I? Sorry, you can't see his fucking ears. Ears are a big, uh, yeah, yeah. It's really, I always, if I'm trying to look like that, it's like, oh, yeah, that's definitely a different person. Uh, okay. Oh, yeah yeah, that's definitely a different person. Okay. Oh, yeah, his Kanye's art degree.

Oh, man. Well, Holocaust. Yeah, so much for any of his took his higher education, maybe he's saying the Holocaust is half full. You got to change your, you know, be positive. Oh, you know, about it. Okay. You know, there's too much negativity. Oh, you know about it. Okay. You know, there's too much negativity.

Yeah, this is true. Okay, military uniform, yep. Arrest, oh yeah, here's the kid that crashed that thing. Crash right there. Oh, yeah. Pediatric doctors, let me just read some comments. I don't know. A bunch of crap here.

Chris Pimer suicide marketing. I think it's being done because of how broke the system will be in a couple of years. Will be. Oh, broke is in no money. Yeah. Oh, okay. And like, no. Okay, not broken. Yeah. Time to see the ugly side of what free healthcare looks like. Okay. Speaking of broke, the Federal Reserve now has a negative equity on their assets through the rise of real interest rates.

It can't be long. Um, there's a bunch of math stuff. Mark Ross, Mark Ross says, uh, implied the COVID vaccine kills people's stats. You will like this. There is an Australian government stats agency data that shows the excess deaths in Australia are up 13% this year. And they're not sure why. Well, how about that? I'll bet it's crap.

You'll bet it's crap? Yeah, so yeah. But it's the government did it. I got something. I mean, I got, we're gonna do a segment today. We're gonna do a segment. I have to bring this in. It's got something.

One time, there's too much bullshit, too many stupid people not understanding things. Okay. Access debts in 2022. Incredibly. I have yet. I have yet to check on anything you have brought in regarding the vaccine. Okay.

That had virtually any element of truth to it. Look, this guy did it. I didn't do this. Yeah, Australian government. I have been, I have been thinking about doing a segment for about two years, probably two. Yeah, ever since all these shenanigans started. Yeah, and I said, you know what?

It's just gonna drive me crazy and he doesn't care, but I could be doing a segment on this show on three two or three topics a week. But we're gonna do it once, and I'm really fucking, I'm really fucking proud of the name. What is it? I'm really proud. I got a couple good things versus dick. No, no, but it's it's it's it's it's different I mean that's that's the one thing that he got right. Oh, where it's like yes that that happens a couple times But I'm gonna do a segment today called dick half-caught

Okay, which I think is a theme song no, and there's not gonna be this the only time I'm gonna do a segment today called Dick Half-Cott. Okay. Which I think is it. Do you have a theme song? No, and there's not gonna be. This is the only time I'm gonna do it. Okay. Why? What's your evidence?

Oh, I've got a time. Oh, you have it? Oh, yeah, of course I do. Do you wanna read it? I will just, no, no, we're gonna, I was gonna do this. I was gonna pick a Something that you said the week before. Oh, okay, and go okay. Here's

What you thought here's what it is. Oh, so this is what you're gonna bring in then next week. No, I'm having today No, no, I have something from a few weeks ago. Okay, do you want to read it? And I only did it because you were so fucking smug about it. So fucking smug. A ton of people because I have heart attack. You had the, you had a bunch of retard send in the thing about, about that study of 192,000 people. Yeah. People sent that in. Yeah. Of course they did. Just read their comments. Not one of them understood it. Oh one of them. What did you understand it to me? I'll get into, I'll tell you.

I'll tell you. Go for it. All right. This guy said that debts are up 13%. Yeah. I don't know. It seems like a lot of debts happens all the time where you misrepresent numbers or, or it's not counting this in years past and they're counting this in this present year.

I don't know. It seems like a lot of people are dying out there. Died suddenly. Yeah, yeah, that's, you know, there's another one. 50 died suddenly. Sudden adult death syndrome. Yeah, first of all, that's fucking, people are calling it that because retards

started calling it that. It's called sudden, rhythmic death syndrome. It's death. Do you heart explode? To a vaccine diagnosed like electrical things. Okay. Well guess what? There's a world authority on that. Well, I'm sure that there is. Yeah, there are Rothschilds. That's not getting off topic. That's just another one. Okay. Yeah, they say, no, like there's no data to suggest that the vaccine is doing, we haven't linked one case to it. Oh no, I know that there's been one vaccine debt at least.

Oh no, no, no, there has. Oh, for sure. Oh, 100%. 100%. Okay. And the flu vaccine as well. And every other flu, okay. Here's another one.

The biggest, the biggest settlement ever for a vaccine was, do you know which one it was? No. The vaccine it was. It was about $100 million for a kid. The kid didn't die either. It was the MMR vaccine, the one that everybody has had. Okay. You can get, you can, it can happen. This measles mumps rubella. Okay. That's something that everybody,

yeah. Everybody gets for that. They got super that $100. Yeah. $100. That's good. No one is saying that. What I'm saying is that other vaccines are dangerous. Every VAC, yes.

Yes. Okay. But the. Yes, yes. But the level of, yes, every vaccine, I believe every vaccine, has the, you can have anaphylactic shock. Somebody's gonna be allergic to an ingredient, something like that, compromised immune system, whatever, shit can go sideways within, there's no 100%. Yeah.

That's all I'm saying. Okay. So it's your big gotcha that I messed up. Oh my God. Okay. Well, we got to start. This is the, we're not even talking, we're not even talking, that was an aside.

Yeah. I have not yet begun. Okay. Okay. This was the Israeli myocarditis study, right? Okay. All right. Okay. Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up Dr. Eli David.

Eli David. Because this is where that tweet, this is what got you on this, right? I don't somebody just sent it to me. Yeah, I don't know if you like it. Because you had it up there, yeah. Okay. What do I do now?

I want to get to tweet. Which one? Tweet COVID study. Quite a fucking nowhere, that is. You know, David COVID study. He'll pull up his Twitter. I promise you. Oh, I can go on Twitter now.

Okay. Eli David. What was it? What was the point of the study? He was something, again, another smug cock sucker. He was like, David COVID study. Everybody knows that vaccines caused myocarditis. But you know, COVID, it's like, and COVID does too, right?

Wrong. It was something like that. Okay. Okay. Whatever. See where it is. Okay. Here's continue to educate yourself.

No, no, no. Uh, it was, I just, I saw it down there, but you did. All right. I'll, I'll go back. Okay. I don't remember this Uh, so COVID right right there. Yep. That's right in oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, so COVID. Oh, yeah, okay Here is so COVID vaccines caused my own card artist, but COVID itself causes my own card is right right wrong Okay, I brought this in okay. Yeah, you did I don't remember this. Oh, everybody show this to Sean

Oh, yeah, well people send me stuff. I don't read all of it this to Sean. Oh, yeah. Well, people send me stuff. I don't read all of it. Well, no, I send it. Oh, no, you're just not careful. That's not, some of it I know I could tell right away. Okay. Well, okay. So, Dr. David Eli.

Okay. Now, this guy is a piece of shit. Oh, you can't say that is anti-Semitic. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. And Kanye over here. This is exactly what people do. And I see it and I know what he's doing. He writes Dr. David Eli implying that he's a medical professional.

He's not. This mother fuckers in AI. He's a computer scientist. So data. That's just about data though. That's pretty good. No, fuck that. Okay.

Then why then why put that? Because he's a doctor. Why put, yeah, you know, fucking why he's pretty good. No, fuck that. Okay. Then why then why put that? Because he's a doctor. Why put, yeah, you know fucking why he's doing it. You know, God damn well why he's doing it. People want it. They talk about something in the medical field and he does it over and over again while putting doctor knowing that people will assume it's a medical doctor. That's not that shit. That's not them though, versus. Fuck zooming. He gets it. It's mislead. He's a piece of shit. Fuck that guy. Fuck his family.

I hate that fucking bullshit. Okay. He said, but he didn't do these studies. No, he didn't, but he sure is shouting shit. He done no fuck all about. This is like a month ago. A large scale Israeli studies of 200,000 unvaccinated adults after COVID.

I said that it was not associated with myocarditis or parent-carditis. Okay. Here's the, what, looks pretty good, study to me. Okay, well here's the thing. The number one clue is right in the title. Okay. Post COVID-19, un that's in any patient.

Yeah. It says right in the study, COVID is a acute COVID is associated with myocarditis. Okay. This is after people have recovered from COVID. Post COVID. That is not what you or any of these people thought and that's not what that guy thinks.

Wait, I thought that because you're done with COVID and then you're like, ah, I'm getting a heart attack. Why am I getting this? What else happened? COVID, that's what everybody thinks. Everybody thought was that, nope, COVID doesn't cause myocarditis. Not long-term, I know that's what, okay, that's not even true. For a huge number of reasons.

We'll get into the whole study and everything. I'll say this, the study, it was only extremely limited in scope and not well thought out. I don't think they did anything fraudulent. Okay. And this has been picked apart. By the way, this study came out, I think, in March or April. Now, why is it just trending now? That's why all the Johnny come late.

I don't know. Johnny come late now. I'm stuck in retards. Yeah, just say like, I'm a doctor. No, it's just trending now? That's why every, all the Johnny come out there. That's why Johnny come late now. Fucking retards, you have to say like, I'm a doctor. No, because it's trending on social media. They get it from this guy who got it from another guy who posted a video, another piece of shit with a YouTube channel, another doctor.

Who isn't a doctor? Yeah. Who puts doctor in front of his name. Yeah. Dude, I could go for fucking half an hour on this. The bottom line is- Why is it making so upset? It is not anything like how it was couched.

The vaccines are dangerous though. You said that. A vaccine can kill you. Yeah, especially the COVID one. It can kill you like I have no idea, I have no idea where it sits. Oh, I- Welcome to, how come we don't know? Don't you think that we should have no idea where it sits. Oh, no. Wow, how come we don't know?

Don't you think that we should have an idea? No, I think they do know. I think it's no. Oh, I think it's not. It told it. No government or health organization in the world is saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pump the brakes, maybe we need to not.

No, I think someone did. Like Sweden did, they're like, I don't know about this. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't heard that. Well, they were hit super, super hard. I'm sure they've got a lot of fucking antibodies. So do we.

We were hit really hard. I don't know, like I will say this. I don't really, probably just flew though. I don't know. Well, the flu is going, the flu is really bad right now here. Yeah, because everyone's locked down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, probably all the COVID deaths were mostly flu. I don't know if, I don't know if necessarily, like people would, I don't know if they should

even bother getting vaccinated, unless they're high risk or something now, we've got to have, because you know, immunity is higher. More people have had COVID than they know about it, because you can't find everybody who's had it. Now when somebody says they have it, like, do we have to do this thing where we talk about it now? Like, I don't care. Like, oh, yeah, I got COVID.

Like, yeah, okay, cool. Why don't you get a time machine and go back two years ago. Well, the bottom line is that study followed up, like it started with a large group. It followed up on almost nobody, because they started it too late because the fucking, because the mandatory vaccine went in, so I was ruining their data pool. So what about all those miscarriages though? No, false. False.

I found all the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, how do you know? Because they said the stats. They said the stats, they said the stats is a thing about the stats. And also direct people from one of the hospitals like, no, that's not true. That didn't happen. What's he gonna know? Direct person from a hospital.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They just know this is a hospital. They're like, oh, I know. My big hospital is in the middle. No, no, no, no. There is a big hospital. What are you talking about?

Where the deaths occurred. Where the hospital? Where there was like X number of deaths, but. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, every time I go and it's just like one after the other. It's like, and that's a thing. I'll take the fucking Pepsi challenge. What? With fucking data sources. I'm a big source. With data sources versus data sources. That's a thing. You'll bring in Candace Owens.

You know what I mean? That's what it's, when a shit comes from. This guy, no, this is a bunch of Mark Watts. Yeah, not Candace Owens. No, I'm saying that's why the shit goes viral. And they cite people like that motherfucker, yeah, who got duped by a male fucking, a guy with a doctorate in nursing education.

Who this guy teaches you? That's who fucking, he live it. That's the guy he brought in, fucking he brought in somebody else breaking down the data who doesn't fucking understand it who teaches women who to take to steal fucking hospital drugs and make tick-tock videos That's that Cox suckers expertise. He looks like an old he looks like Rudy Giuliani crossed with a pedophile This fucking guy

What is that fucking you got a fam circle fucking old asshole on YouTube You've got the same circle. Some fucking old asshole on YouTube. It gets duped every fucking day. God damn it. So you don't think there's gonna be more deaths? More deaths from what? Hard to text, though. No, like I think if they're going to,

if they're going to develop myocarditis, it's going to happen within a window, but you have to understand how rare, how rare. But yeah, this is like the pedophilia of this show. Right. People like, there's pedophiles everywhere. I didn't get vaccinated. It's like, there's pedophiles everywhere.

It's like, damn to me. Like you don't like the 192,000, like in that group, it turned, they found 19 cases of myocarditis. And like 50 something in the control group of like 500 and something thousand. Now there are a bunch of reasons why they didn't find them and they do kind of explain it.

Again, you get into this extremely limited in scope. It was not a well thought out. What they did for the scope that it was, they drew a reasonable conclusion. However, the entire thing was like ludicrously flawed. I mean, we could do the rest of the show on this. But the government gave black people syphilis. Did you know about that? They didn't give them syphilis. They didn't treat them. They didn't treat them. They told them they were treating them for bad blood and they they literally let that fucking go

Yeah, it's one of them fucking appalling fucking things and all right. Let's see if let's see if anyone has a disagreement Anyone would like to call in and have a disagreement. No, nobody's got an expert who's an you have to be an expert. Yes I'm done talking about the shit on the show to be an expert. Yes. I'm not fucking. I'm done talking about the shit on the show. That was fucking one and done. I'm too. Because he's sending emails about it. Anybody who fucking knows, like anybody who knows knows you don't, you know Jack shit about fuck all when it comes to this. Me? Yes, because you don't. I don't take the vaccine. I know. Because you don't. I know. I know. I know. When I see these people, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm being lied to. It's not take this fucking thing. Not my fucking.

I'm not taking it. Not my fucking job to try to educate the fucking retards. Hopefully they do that themselves. I'm not taking that. How about that? That's fine. You have that choice. I do not have that choice.

You have that choice. No, I fucking did it. I vaccinated. No. Then you had a choice. No, because I had to print it out of fucking. I can't say what I did to live and not be vaccinated. Could it your legal? There, but it's not illegal. Yes, it is. What do you mean? It's not illegal.

Yes, it absolutely is. That's based on the establishment. It's not illegal. Are you a jail? Are you going? Is there a case against you? No, because I'm good at crime. When I was 20, I think I see that Is there a case against anybody for not getting, that doesn't mean it's allowed. It's not illegal. You get it. That's it is illegal. I don't get it again.

I don't think that word means what you think it means. Go to jail. No, for selling fake vaccine cards. Oh my God. For not getting vaccinated, stay on topic. We're talking about vaccine. Can't live your life if you're not vaccinated. People had to get it, take, take that.

You did not want to get it, it takes a work. Yep, that's true. Yep, that's true. That's a crime, that's not you. Well, because I'm a liar. Most people can't lie at my level. Maybe you're a doctor. I'm a better doctor than these guys.

Yeah, sure. I know what it is. It is not coerced medical treatment. All right. No, you don't. Yes, I did. I know what? Take this shot or else you can't live. You can't work. I think you've been fucking. I think you've been trolling so long you've duped yourself. You not know people that had to get a fucking shot to work. Yeah, like hospital workers and stuff. Yeah, tons of people. Yeah, tons of people that had to get it. That's true. Yep.

I'll see that point. Okay, Jay Glover says, peaceful communist. Stick, I've got a rage for you that's been bugging me for a long time. It's these cosplay communists who clutch their pearls over violence against the government. These people love to talk about revolutions, but when their January 6th parade was happening, or when Pelosi's husband was attacked, they act disappointed and horrified, just because their side's not doing it. How do you think your revolution is going to happen if not through violence? Are you going to vote in communism? The answer is yes to that. The government would kill the candidates, and then kill you for voting for them. They're

going to eat the rich by peacefully euthanizing them before you start the slow roast. Go fuck yourself, love you Sean. No, I think they've got their revolution pretty well planned out. It's just bleed everyone dry. Well, that's, they don't know what that's when I've typically that's when people

do finally do something. Yeah, when they don't have shit. Ha, took Russia a long time. No, it takes a long time. Took Russia a long time. How long did it, when was the Bolshevik Revolution? 1917? Something like that. They didn't start killing people until 1980. Well, did that not 1991? There's got to be some, there had to be some, some upright. Well, but it's there was a couple of hot spots in between. Yeah, there. Oh, yeah, there, well, the starvations too. And Russia, the mass famines, yeah, I kept tens, tens of millions of people

each time. But, uh, yeah, um, I think you're rooting for violence in the wrong side here, buddy. They know what they're doing. They know how to take over governments. Been doing it for a long time. Yeah. Go ahead, were you going to say no? No, no, I was. I'm trying to think it would see they knew they knew revolutions could be coming and stuff.

So I think yeah, I mean, true over the years. So I think they really had it really had it under. We're not suppressed the way that they were. So it's tough to, hard to say. That's why I think that's why it took so long, is what I'm saying. To start killing people or uprising or shit's just falling down. No, man, it's an interesting time that we live in without Elon Musk buying Twitter with fake money. Because the stock price was just inflated by fed policies, subsidies.

It's interesting that he buys it. Interesting what he's doing with it. How about do you think things have to get for Intel people, like, right? It tell people resort to violence. I think they would never resort to violence. Well, how do you say never though? Like what makes this unique? Well, because like, because it's happened,

it's happened, you know, ever since there were, there was one person telling another person what to do. Yeah, I think I don't know. maybe I think violence just gets less violent over time, because there is a smaller and smaller amount of people who will stop playing video games. Like, there's going to be a point where people are too fat to revolt. True. Where the average size of a guy is just too fat to go on a bloody to come out. What happens if it gets bad enough where like, people, nobody's fat, because people are

fucking not eating. I don't know, I think the nature of, I think the nature of violence bad enough where like, peep nobody's fat? Because people are fucking not eating. I don't know, I think the nature of violence will turn into like, entirely digital. We'll be less physical and we're digital. Like, you'll have companies competing against governments for currencies and stuff like that. Yeah. Which you have, like, the government's asking,

the government's asking these companies to do their tyranny for them. Like they're wheeling and dealing with 20, like 26 year olds, 30 year old, fucking outcasts, women with polyside degrees, that guy, that weird fuck yolfe that was in charge of trust and safety and Twitter. Just budding up with people like that.

I don't know. It's gonna take time to, it's gonna take time for people at large to figure out who the tyrants are. Well, yeah, again, slow, slow coming. I just wonder what it has to take. I don't know. I think they figured it out,

well, we figured it out for ourselves. I mean, we figured people have figured out what they want to do, what they'd rather be doing, wasting their time, you know, getting fat and doing this. We're distracted by bright, shiny objects. So as long as there's a bright, shiny object around, you might not realize that you have an eaten in a day and a half. You know, like there's nothing.

So, it's a part of the suicide pod. It's still okay. I don't think the right wing is capable of the fight that they need to do at this point of capable of the, the, the things that are need to be done to get rid of the, um, the tyrants that are entrenched in, in both the government and in big tech, like just their reaction to, their reaction to yay, just saying like, I love Hitler and shit. Like the way they instantly panic and start distancing themselves. You have to know that's gonna happen, it's all show. But it's not show for, yes, yes, yes.

But it's not show for, yes, yes, yes. But it's not show for like people who wish to oppress people, they don't care what you say. They'll like say any kind of crazy shit and then immediately just ignore it or double down on it. But the Republicans for whatever reason, you know, have, like they, they really trumpet Israel as like, you know, like we got you, brother. Yeah. I mean, it's a thing. It's not, I mean, the Republican, it's almost like it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a show of reaction. It's a, it's a, what do you call it?

It's a, um, what's the term on online format? Oh, uh, I can write a passage to shilf or is real. I mean, yeah, yeah, in effect that, yeah. Yeah, Israel is so, uh, in effect, that, yeah. Yeah, Israel's so, I'm not sure. Virtue signaling. Virtue signaling? It's almost like this, Israel spends so much money

on marketing. They've never done something that maybe another course of action could be taken. You know, a little incident is like, did you have to, you know, did you have to do that? Was that the course of action for somebody who like actually wants peace, you know, I mean, yeah.

No, I mean, really, like normal guys will take fucking chill. I just feel like, yeah, I mean, like, well, you know, we want them over there. Like, why are you saying this? Why, why is that mind virus in your head? Yeah. To repeat this to me in private. I mean, people have, you know, people have heard forever. It's like, there's one democracy in the Middle East and that's that, you know what I mean? So it's, well, there's no democracies in the West.

So that's at least we have one on Earth. It's so weird to see, because I can go like, oh yeah, fuck Mexico. Yeah. And, oh yeah, Mexican, yeah, fuck Mexico. Nothing's gonna happen. Nothing's gonna happen. No, right?

It's very easy, but maybe all Mexicans can't, they're probably good. They go a lot of like weird pride and where they're from. My point is sure. Like, um, oh well, everyone knows what the point is. Yeah. I don't think it's getting any. I don't think the rights prepared for the kind of steps it will take. Did you really get Trump? Well, he didn't really do very much. He did great stuff with deals with China, but other than that, it's just kind of staving off the execution of the country.

Well, what do you think? I don't know. I was honestly asking what you thought about, you know, what it would take for just looking through history. And, you know, it is, it's different now, but it's been, but it was different every other time as the years march on. Yeah.

You know, the last. Well, like, what did any of it really do? Like, what did the American Revolution do? This country is more or less what the UK is anyway. So was it really that fucking important? Well, I mean, any of it, did any of it matter? Any of it? I mean, but remember, I mean, there was a king over there.

We set up something where there's no king. Yeah. I mean, it was a fundamentally different system of government. But what did that, like was it all the fighting or the technology? Like, we did across the power was just like, I don't want this isn't working anymore. This is a very broad subject.

I know. Okay, let me read these comments. There's men, men with no self respect. The late the last episodes advice requests were really bizarre. One person who's in love with the big city goth girl and hallucinates that she loves him back, he needs therapy. Another person that is at possible risk of torpedoing his engagement for a low-value wench. Oh, wow.

I have friends that were okay with moving into their girlfriend's house and then getting kicked out seven times in a row over some dumb trivial shit or even over legitimate concerns of cheating. Okay. Here's the advice. Oh, here's the advice I had to repeatedly tell my friends. So they break the cycle.

Yeah. Break the cycle of, I don't know. If you're a hopeless romantic, you're not ready for a relationship. Oh, well. You're going to accept, you know what, Sean, if you have a drinking problem, yeah, don't drink. Right. Right. What are you an idiot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, if you have a drinking problem, don't drink. Right. Right. What are you an idiot?

Yeah. Yeah. There you go. You're going to accept the first shitty person that walks through your front door. Then you'll end up a depressed, poor, divorced, single dead. You need to be genuinely content with being by yourself before looking for a relationship, asking, are we a good fit? Instead of putting her on a petal stool

and ignoring blazing red flags. Okay, I did that. Roe really? Yeah, he didn't say that. He said it right. He said it correctly. That was, dude, that was, that's kind of mean. I know.

Um. That's a stool. I'm making sure that kid isn't here. So I'm better than I'm hanging. Peto stool. Peto stool? Yes. Can't put women on a peto stool.

A relationship won't fix you. A marriage won't fix your relationship. A kid stool. Peddo stool. Yes. Can't put women on a pedo stool. A relationship won't fix you. A marriage won't fix your relationship. A kid won't fix your marriage. A divorce will destroy all of it, but it's the only way out. This is like Jordan, this is why Jordan Petersen is so successful. Yeah. It's just the most simple of basic shit, like where guys can re-brainwash themselves

versus like this fucking Disney nonsense. Versus this advertising that's targeting women and their insanity pumped into men's heads all day, and they're accidentally soaking it up in the back somewhere. Do not bother with anyone that treats you worse than you treat yourself. Well, that's a low bar. If you treat yourself shitty, work on yourself first. It's a lot of work, you know? Yeah, it's a lot of thinking.

Yeah, I'm like working. It is. Aren't you just like do more like actual work on drugs? Yeah, get a job. Breakups are like breaking a drug addiction. Chemicals are fucking with your head, giving you bad advice. Justifying going back because you miss her so much and everything reminds you of her.

Yes, it hurts with draw as a bitch, but it goes away over time. Yes, you'll move on. Men need to respect themselves. But what if it doesn't and what if you don't? Yeah. Welcome to the best day. Good for you.

Oh, dude, but how about some advice for the rest of us? Men need to respect themselves. Women pick up on that like sharks sensing blood in the water. Oh. Citation needed. Oh. So, let me see. He sent a picture too that I forgot to print.

Ta-da-da-da. Load this up. Why is it loading this every time? Is it a picture to go with this man need to respect themselves? Shit. Here's the advice I had to... Yeah, man with no respect. Here's the, it says, dick giving relationship advice. And then there's a button that says, just fucker. And there's a hand coming down. Yeah, it's got a motion blur on it. It's, he's gonna smack that fucking thing.

Um, that's good shit. My only one that just hears like, quote, good advice and thinks like, jack off motion. Well, I believe that's immediately what you think. Yeah, you don't think this has been the advice for like a hundred thousand years. You think it would have like worked once. But now, what's the advice is?

Just fuck her. Yeah, don't do any of this. Yeah, I'll just do the bad stuff. Cause you're bad. Yeah, yeah, just accepted. I mean, you know, or you, sure, how you gonna know, how you gonna know, you know, really,

most people don't really know. What you want. Most people don't really know if they're bad or not. They think they're good. They are. They think they're good. They think they're, everything's working out. They're, they're, they're, they're good. They are. They think they're good. They think they're, everything's working out. They're working out everything great.

Women pick up on that, on that respect. How do you know that's not just like a lie? You tell yourself because what they're picking up on is that you look good or you tall or you have money. Yeah, I can think, why is it always, why, why does everything end in you caused it with your incredible, with some virtue to get you value? Yeah, well, you know, my thinking brought me to this road.

How do you know? It was just a bunch of random shit that all got thrown out. You don't deserve credit for any of it. There's a lot of variables for sure. How do you fucking know? Yeah, okay, Pepe, Pepe, excuse me. You had another piece of gold for your bucket. Don't read my email in the air.

Okay, okay, Pepe. Dear stick, I think the Fupa article ruined my social media. It thinks I'm a woke. I hope you can get past the first paragraph before entirely zoning out. Okay, Pepe, let's see what you got here. Here we go. The emotional roller coaster of passing as a sys hat.

What's a sys hat? Sys hat. Sys hat. Sys, I think I know what sys is. I do sometimes enjoy the perks of sys hat privilege. I don't know what hat. I don't actually want to. Oh, heterosexual.

heterosexual. Gotta be. Gotta be a straight person. A straight pet. I see, I thought they were the same thing. No, because you could be cis and be a gay. What the fuck is, cis is, you could be a cis-homo. Oh, cis means you're just a gender that you are.

That I, right. I consider myself a man. I was born right. Okay. Yeah. I get it. I consider myself a man, I was born, right, okay. Yeah, I get it. Amazing, okay. So somebody could just read that and immediately know what it is. I don't actually want to pay the price

of passing for a straight or female. Oh, it's just a woman. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh. Okay. So translated this is the emotional roller coaster of being a woman. They get that right. Anybody with a degree in the stuff? Okay.

Correct me. I recently went on vacation to Puerto Rico with my partner, who was a person who was assigned mail at birth, AMAB. Oh my fucking God! Yeah, I recently went on vacation with my patriarchal matrix. My God, I thought post-traumatic stress disorder was a mouthful. How you gonna fix the country with this voting?

Yeah, yeah, not voting is not gonna do it. If you people think that they're gonna vote their way around What's happening in the country now? There are retarded and childish Who is assigned male at birth? Am maybe I'm non-binary Okay, but solidly femme. So to anyone stubbornly existing in the Sizz hetero patriarchal matrix, we look like your average white MF couple. Oh, so you don't get to be special, so you're all pissed off, okay.

Yeah, I think you got that. I think you got it. Got it, bitch. Generally speaking, this kind of passing makes every day a lot less passing. That's passing is, that's kind of degrading to the turret passing, isn't it? Yeah, it really is. Like where was like a black person

who could pass for a white person and like that was like, yeah, that's, that was a big advantage, but it was also, you couldn't let anybody know, God forbid anybody, fucking find out you were actually black, right? I mean, they tried to trick you to kill you probably asking about, whoa, what's this? Yeah, put a beat on. Yep. Yeah. Somebody's like, like, sapper on plays a play slap bass. Just someone less this bass out. Yeah. Yeah. Two bits. When people see me holding hands with, with a presumably straight since that's the

norm in our society, AMAB, person, AMAB person, uh, assigned male at birth person. I am instantly granted all the perks of het couple them, right? Men don't hit on me and women don't assume I'm hitting on them right? Oh man, what a fucking nightmare world you must live in and best of all No one stares in wrapped norm core curiosity Trying to parse out our genitalia Or sexual preferences. It's amazing. Okay The problem is their mind that's where people people think that's what's going on and everybody else is my actual preferences. It's amazing. Okay.

The problem is their mind. That's where people, people think that's what's going on and everybody else's mind. Oh, what are they? Are they cis, fucking trans, patriarchal, fuck kind of is like, if you see a trans person, you can go like, whoa, huh, what is, huh? I can't figure it out. Yeah, but I don't want, once I go, okay, I think I know, like, now it's really annoying because no, I don't care anymore. Like, no, it's like, okay, no, I don't care who they fuck. I don't care how they identify. It was like, oh, yeah, I don't care. Right.

I'm just looking and it's like, well, I wonder, like, I spend like five seconds on it. Yeah. Yeah. Now, this really explains a lot more. Is that like that Brittany Griner girl? Yeah, the WNBA player. You have all these fucking idiots posting that it's a guy, that she's a guy. Yeah.

Look at all these old, topless pictures. Total dude. And I'm looking at us like, that's not, this is not a, it's not a guy. It looks like just a woman with a lot of testosterone, like a lot of female athletes have. Yeah, it's a rate. But they just will not fucking, because of all the trans shit, they will not stop.

Yeah. This fucking annoying routine. Well, they say what they want to see. I see what they want to see. And they don't like is seek is really a guy. That's stupid. Can you just shut the fuck up? You're as annoying as them.

Like you are now trying to construct a fucking identity that you want every, that you have to have everybody to believe. And if I don't think it's funny, or don't wanna play into it, it's like, oh, yo, you don't think so, you don't think so. Like you're just, you just fucking annoying as them, dude. How do you not see that? Yeah.

Kill yourself. The problem starts when I have to start explaining my pronouns are worse when people assume that my partner is in charge of me. That's the patriarchal. This is old. Or somehow authorized to speak on my behalf. Don't get in, okay.

Oh, you should go to the, you guys should both go to the mechanic. Take a car and your boyfriend should promise to not say anything and see how much you like that since you know society's so fucking impressive. Let's see you do it. And for her is a question always directed at him. No waiter has ever said that. No, I don't buy that at all. What is this the 1920s? Yeah, never. Oh, and never. You'll be you'll be ordering for her. She's told you what the, you know, and for, that's, that's fucking bullshit. I'm all shit going out to eat. I can't believe that that's fucking ever happened to, goddamn mind bitch.

Uh, is a question always directed at him, which never fails to make me throw up a little in my mouth. What a fucking nightmare. Uh, clearly, Bollyamick. Oh. Ha ha ha. This, the bizarrely unshakable construct that men are in charge of women and cis-head couples is bad enough. It's because you guys are fucking lazy, actually. But queerness and gender non-conformity

adds even more complexity. In a flash, I go from feeling comfortably unnoticed to being simultaneously invisible and also an anomaly. Oh my god. And for the lady, I'm no lady. Oh, I'm from myself. God, damn it. I'll have a salad. Like, yes, of course, I do enjoy some. Yeah, exactly. Enjoy some of the perks of CISET privilege. Like having strangers coup about what a cute couple we, okay, I do enjoy some. Yeah, exactly. Enjoy some of the perks of CISET privilege, like having strangers coup about what a cute couple we are. Okay, I don't care about this anymore. Not being bullied in bathrooms.

But pay the price of passing. Again, fucking that's, can you believe women's kind of cultural appropriation? Yes, it is. As we know it. As we know it. Because when you think, if you know know, you hear the term to pass Yeah, you immediately think that's taught that's a low bill. That's black people. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, you're right

Can you believe that so many that like half of women are on anti depressants? 60% What? Yeah, it's like a quarter. Wait, what is it? How many women are on? How many women are on antidepressants? 17.7.

Okay, one fifth, past 30 days. It's less than a fifth, but it's six. Yeah, I mean, that seems right to me. Yeah. That seems writing stuff like this, like it would be. Oh, they, amazing. Oh, yeah, you'll make yourself fucking miserable. See if I have any more comments. You know, Valley, it's your windmills.

Valley Rogues is Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, a member of the Iranian parliament has told, Oh, yeah! Ah! Some good news, okay. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Ah, some good news, okay. Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Let me find it. You know, I like to splash in a little bit of good news, Sean. Yeah, everyone's in a while. Okay, I don't think Lil Maddie's coming. Shhh. Okay. Yeah.

Did it do? shh you yeah did it do iran set to freeze bank accounts of women who refused to wear the hijab in public with individuals who refuse to comply. After two warnings, possibly having their bank accounts frozen. I'll see in the Agilelli, a member of the Cultural Commission of the Islamic consultative assembly told Iranian media on December 6th that unveiled persons. Oh, they got our pattern down perfectly, don't they?

I love when they do this. Unveiled persons will be sent an SMS urging them to respect the law. It's like a message, right? Yeah, text message. And where he job before entering a warning face? Am I saying that right? And finally, having their bank accounts potentially frozen. In the third stage, the bank account of the unveiled person. Honestly, I didn't think that they could fucking

have bank accounts over there. You know, isn't that outrageous? I don't know, but I don't know how strict Iran is. I know it's been less strict in the past and more strict in the past. It's true. Yeah. It's all depends on on what's going on over there. But similar actions taken by governments in the past have seen protesters and dissidents turn to cryptocurrencies to continue. Oh, yeah, I'm sure women are gonna fucking nail that. Holly did not detail what the warning stage entailed. He suggested there should not be morality police.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. We're getting rid of the morality piece. We actually have CCD cameras. We're texting you if you don't have the job. I'm freezing your fucking bank account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nothing to do with your morality. Congratulations, you got your wish.

No more morality, please. And people and there's a number of people who will read that who go, oh, good, they're not going to go that far. Yeah, morality police. Okay, you don't want morality police. Yeah. All right. Yeah, well, have fun with that women.

I mean, you thought it was real fucking funny. When everybody in America got their bank accounts frozen and got all their accounts cryptographically locked in hell for behaving badly. So, so fuck you. Have Merry Christmas is right. On going protests have occurred.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, there you go. Where the mask? Where the mask, ladies? It's simple, it's for everyone's protection. Just put the mask on, shut the fuck up. Mitch says, hey, Dick, it's hilarious how much artists are seething over the AI art stuff.

And this girl's post has me rolling. AI art inherently has no soul. She says, let's see. I know people always say that, you know, for me, I get it. It's only gonna get better though. The AI art, I mean, it must, right? It's not gonna get worse. No, it's only gonna get better though. The AI art? I mean, it must, right? It's not gonna get worse.

No, it's not gonna get worse. And it makes it really obvious how much art. I guess it could stay the same, but it'll probably get better before it stays the same. Yeah, it'll get better. It'll get better forever. Okay, let's see what this shit means. Why AI rendered quote art is being introduced to the collective?

What a loaded headline. If your arguments go enough, you shouldn't have to tip us off as to what you think. Art. We're all friends here. We're all friends here, right? I mean, this is art. I respect you guys. You respect me.

We all generally agree on the same stuff, right? Okay, here's my article. Art is a universal language, a spiritual language that all human beings from walks of life understand because art speaks to our soul. Okay, then why are you charging for it? Just give it away for free. Many just had this discussion with somebody. You did?

An artist? What's like, what a good artist? Because a good and a bad artist will have this conversation very different. Well, no, that's true. Well, but they knew that they were, they started it because they liked the artistic aspect of it. But when you're working for a company, like you, whoever is paying you has the, that's,

that's, it's, it's commerce. It's product you're making. Now you're making product. It's like, if you want to make art, don't charge for it. Oh, you only want yourself to answer to. Do not have anybody pay you for anything. Many are skeptical. You can do it exactly what you want.

Yeah, many are skeptical and weary of AI in general for various reasons. Okay, including the transhumanism agenda. For most humans, something within them fundamentally is their soul. Simply rejects anything aligned with these inorganic expressions, because it is not organic. Yeah, is that what guys are thinking about

when they're beating off to like 40 tabs of PornHub, how important the soul is? No, yeah, how deep of a connection. It is dangerous, because it is void, empty. There is no life force driving driving or within things like AI. Oh man, you are making the case for AI. AI lacks life force because it lacks a car. Yeah, exactly.

This is dumber than anything a computer would ever write. AI lacks life force because it lacks consciousness and always will. Nothing artificial can embody consciousness. Bitch, you don't have any fucking consciousness. And that is because consciousness is still a product of the soul. We're on this later.

From the end. Please no more. Good luck. Oh man, what a wild time that's gonna be. Computers starting to pretend they have a soul just like, well, yeah. I mean, so what better way to warm a stuff to? Somebody's afraid to lose the potential to like make money

and the potential to be famous. Yeah. It's like, you know, I've known as a great artist. It's like, well, shit, they're really fucking eating into my, you know, my pie here. Well, you know, it's funny because these worthless morons, like this girl, they were, they are, they have always been, or they've historically been praising machines, taking the jobs of like low skilled workers and even skilled workers.

Yeah. Like, yeah, self-driving cars that'll decimate the trucking industry, but like, they need to learn how to code or like, will all be there mantra has been will all be better off when we don't have to work anymore because machines have taken the jobs of of of middle white class lower like white class lower class men middle class men, right? Well, all be better off when machines take over all the jobs and we can all go be like in an artist's collective. But what happens first was that the machines took the art over.

And not the jobs, right? And now they're freaking out. I was like, well, wait, what about my, no, no, no, no, no, to be paid attention to me. I'm more important, like your dumb jobs can be replaced by a machine. No one needs to respect farmers or truckers or construction workers or engineers or anything that actually builds the foundational elements of society. We need to respect our, because it's all beautiful. And then the computers come and say they took it for our first. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, sure. Because it doesn't kill people. You know, I mean it's. Because it's the easiest one. Right, well, sure. And it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't kill people, you know, I mean it's the easiest one right well, sure It doesn't it doesn't have to be good. Yeah, it doesn't have to be good to draw hands. It's right. It cares. Yeah, exactly I mean you put hands on my like 50 ads for the world of wordcraft update I really just so I need I need a person to do that We the society is so just like at the end of the day, just fuck everyone except me.

That's why I'm giving you good advice. What everybody thinks. Not this work on yourself, or shit. You're gonna optimize yourself. You're gonna be really bad for those people. Not gonna do a goddamn thing about it, you know. You're gonna optimize yourself into the fucking ground with that shit working on yourself.

Okay, when Notre Dame burned, right? Notre Dame. Yeah. When it burned, dude, that fucking place got donations, including from Americans and America, all over the fucking world. Contribute to, you know, like millions, millions, millions, millions of dollars.

How's the fucking water in Flint, Michigan? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, how are we doing with that? Still catch fire? It's like, we don't give up, we don't fucking care. That's just something that, oh, we can all get behind boy, we gotta make sure this thing doesn't program. The people, the people software,

it's like people as a software system has been programmed perfectly at this point. Well, yeah, you push a little tweak, a little things here and there, have things you can't say, you know, constantly hit them, constantly hit them all the time. Well, okay, so they're worried that they may not be, may not have quite the same opportunity to be respected and famous and remembered. Yeah.

As they, as they, the computer could give a better, a better, a better, yeah, a better presentation at its own. And it's more like human, that the human consciousness is real. Well, I saw how it broke up with that guy's girlfriend. It's pretty good, I mean, yeah, exactly. They repeated, repeated like a phrase of one or two too many times. Yeah. When I was like, it's like,

People will do that. I know. You know? Art is filled with warmth, heart, love, spirit, emotion. Okay. Organic expression. Prove it. Yeah.

All right. Let's see if we got anything else here. Merlot, oh, Merlogic sent. Welcome you back to Twitter. He said, on an unrelated note, I actually talk about you during my therapy sessions. And he says,

therapist said, what happened to that nice man who sent you pants on your 28th birthday? Hey, that's right. Merlogic, yeah. What happened to that nice man that sent you pants on your 28th birthday? It was a nice thing to do. You wanted to let me know that.

It was a nice thing to do. Okay, do you want to do advice or fat watch? Take your pick. Well, advice is a wild card. Fat watch is pretty much always a hit. Yeah, I've got... I don I mean, I don't care. I don't care. I mean, what are you both? I don't know. We're voice males. You're going to be gone next week.

So are we going for a couple of weeks at least, right? Well, then it's up to you. I can always do this. I could do either one next week. I need some thinking music. Let's do that one. Okay, you got it. That's gonna be an audience. It'll make up for all your COVID-19 something that you've been doing today.

I haven't fucking begun to unpack that. How much is Pfizer paying you for these outbursts? Can't say that. Can't say that. Outbursts that you're having these vaccine-induced bouts of hysteria that you're having. Oh God. Christmas wishlist, you're saying a dick,

I've been good this year. I've always laughed at others' expense. Oh good, and I made sure to take joy from the failures of fat people. All I want for Christmas is a super cut of all the fat watch segments from this year on YouTube. There's no fucking way that's happening. You can't, I have to spread them all out.

Yeah. So I'm gonna get in trouble. Let's see. Jason Perry sends, sends in this one. What do we have here, young man? Oh, well, this should be good. They're getting together. It's a collection of women who are the lowest weight

is probably 200 pounds. Getting together from what we can see. Doing some exercise for the first time. Is that probably 10 years? Swatting down their pet in the dog, right? Or the cat, whatever. The guy is holding the cat down so that it doesn't get stepped on and killed by these

fat women who are dancing. How many fat women is this? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. And the happiest fat fucker that the world has ever seen. 100 million, 100, 100, 100, 100, and a very scared cat. Yeah, let's see what they're saying. I know you want a party with a fat bitch. Even though in comments you're like, Cap bitch, time you spend with me.

You'll be time well spent. And if I get on top, you know what I'm gonna do. Know you want a party with a fat bitch. I'm believing in a damn. I'm in diamond, thinning in brand. Chips, time you spend with me. We'll be time well spent. And if I get on top, you know what I'm leaving a desk oh my god Oh my god

Two minutes with me and you'll be calling me daddy. Mine up as a presidential fitness test But no I'll put you to rest why no little Oh my god Sir, I fear hell think about my backels while they're touching themselves they comment I would you think we thought this was John can't you then whisper my name as they start to get Randy To the neck That Ha ha ha. That was, that was like a cartoon character.

That last one? Yeah, with a bitch. That was an unfortunate distribution of fat on that one. So it got about 12 fat ladies eating Doritos. This is gonna get stuck in my head in the rest of it. That one. They had a dance. I'm a big bad big, big big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, Because like it's all one woman singing that right like you have to put peanut butter in their mouth Yeah, just hop yeah, right now and just sink it yeah

Oh that there is there bobbing That looks like I what what what comic book character does Like it's ping-pong Yeah, she looks like the things so looks like one one of the retarded bad guys from South Park, you know, uh, Mimsy looks something in like a minions movie or something. Let me look up Mimsy from South Park. So you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know who.

Yeah. Shut up, Mimsy. You're back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Let's let's do a little comparison here. Damn it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's do a little comparison here. Damn it. Open. Yeah, they're okay. There's one. There's the other. What do you think? That's pretty dead on. Pretty good. Pretty good. on. Pretty good. Pretty good. I was wearing neon pants to distract from everything, the love of God, I guess. What are on her hands? Those are eating gloves. You never see them like boxing hand wraps. They're eatable punching hands. So if you accidentally eat, chew, chew them off while you're eating a sub or something, it's fine.

It's fine that that happens. Like another layer of protection, so you don't actually like rip your own skin off. Yeah. Like, yeah. I've seen them rolling out to fat one. Have you ever like been eating chips voraciously or something and bitten your finger? No, no, not that. I did that once.

I did that once. You know what, you know what the thought is? What's kind of, it's shocking how hard you bite when you're not, you, not that. I did that once. I did that once. You know what the thought is, what's kind of, it's shocking how hard you bite when you're not, you're not even actively trying to choose something. Just like bringing it together, you're like,

fucking, oh my God. And then the next thought is like, how are my fucking retarded? Yeah. How did that even happen? That's a good question. Amen, I've genuinely thought this was John Cash and whisper my name

as they start to get question. Oh man, I would definitely thought this was John Cange, and whisper my name as they start to get random. John Cange. What do they do this? I don't know. Someone put them up. Is this world peace two with Sam Hides, like debut sketch that they're doing? I want a party with a fat bitch. Even we want a party with a fat bitch.

Oh no. You can go in comments, you're like, cap, bitch. Uh, okay. Pretty good one. Look, the arms on that one are, that's the one she's got. I'm wrapped in gauze here, right? Man, tool, whatever. Whatever your arms.

It's, it, it is. You know, it is tits go around her back. They're so big. Yeah, the distribution is unique to every person. Yeah, and it's always Interesting when you get to a certain size. You're like a fat pepper that went all to like to their neck and like It's not on their lower arms. It's entirely on their upper arms. I know that's yeah It's like grows in like a shell. Yeah, somehow you have no ass, but like the middle, you have like a fucking inner tube around you, but no ass, like how does that even happen?

It is fascinating. Yeah. Fat Ger print. I'm so you. You know I'm leaving a den. No you're on a party with a fat bitch by my diamond. A den. A shit.

Got to run myself with a crater. Fat well sent to this. I get on my thing. You know I'm leaving a den. I'm a big fat dick. A den, and what? Wait, when they're singing that about their backels, hold on. But big dreams, fatty, two minutes with me and you'll be calling me daddy.

Find out past the presidential business test, but know to fire next to Ken. I'll put you to rest. Why any little dissent? I can serve for your health and think about my backels while they're touching themselves. What is a back roll? Back roll. Back roll. Why did a back, back roll? Oh, back rolls. What did you think the back rolls?

I thought you was saying, look, oh, you said back rolls earlier. Yeah, I thought it was in my back rolls. Back rolls while they're touching themselves. Back rolls. Man, oh man. Do you think one of them, like if that one of them turns around and they're back of their neck looks like a pack of Franks? Like, I want to get hungry.

Yeah, they're trying to like, oh, it's like, hey, it's my fat rolls. Like they're stuck in a neck of my head in my lens in a cartoon. And they start looking like steaks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. They're stuck in traffic for too long, going to eat and start hallucinating. It's a peckis sausage. Making the beanstalk the cow turns into a steak and everything. One of them got eaten on the waystalk, the cow turns into a steak and everything. One of them got eaten on the way to, yeah, yeah, home town buffet.

Well, that's good, ladies, very sexy. Please do more dances and songs. Please, they're great. Let's see, this is from Joey. Jo, Jo, Jo, is it the same one? Yeah, it's the same one. Everybody sent me this fucking one, Mr. Scurvy. what have you got for us today, Mr. Scurvy? Uh huh.

Oh, okay. Oh, guy. Um, I look nothing like this. Uh, let me look this up. I mean, it's in a way that's easier to read. Uh huh. Women's slam popular AI photo app, lensa for making them skinnier

and giving them bigger breasts. Oh, okay, they're upset by this. Yeah, this is an ad for lensa. Yeah, don't write. I was gonna, don't they just have filters to, you know, do this anyway, but it's like their choice? No, but I have seen, this is bullshit, but I have seen so many. She has a fat women now using this AI shit to draw them a profile picture.

That is like, like, Pawnee uses it. And it's like, I mean, obviously that has bigger tits than her. Yeah. Cause of cartoon. Right. But she's as hot as, it's like as hot as the thing, as her, the AI, but then women are using it who have no business. Like the surgeon general needs to put a warning on some of this shit.

There needs to be some sort of government issues. Yeah, there needs to be some kind of government intervention. Like no, this bitch is way fatter. Do not slide into warning, sliding into these DMs, may leave a dent, may leave a dent. Bigger breast and sexualized edits. Oh yeah, I'm sure they're real upset. Good ad though.

Yeah, for, yeah. Okay, shroomis. So, it's bunny wife. I might have looked at this one already. You're too fat. You can't Oh, yeah, we talked about this. Oh, yeah, we did. If I've got one in the chat. Oh, I ruined it.

No, no, you didn't. That was your, that was your, that's right, that was your thing on, yeah, who wore it better. God, that's good. I just can't believe I can say that shit again. Yeah, that's objectively funny. Like even people who are like, ooh, that's what they're laughing on the inside.

I know they are. Oh yeah, everyone sent me this one too, and I don't get it at all. We'll read it, because everyone sent it in. I liked a high-value man's photo on a dating app. He rejected me because I'm quote fat. Okay. Good.

What the fuck does that mean? I like to high value man's photo on a dating app. That happens all the time. He rejected me because I'm fat. A plus size mom. Oh my God. Herast. So she was harassed last month by a man on a dating app with a self-proclaimed above average looks and high values. It was so ridiculous that it was

comical. Christa told Kennedy News, Brown 36 said she downloaded the Christian dating app, plenty of fish in November. Oh my God, there's actual women that use that. Yeah, right. I didn't know that. After being single for three years, she was unprepared for the cringeworthy communications. She said she received from a match who turned out to be a mismatch. The Minnesota budget support specialist, well, this can't be an ad because she's fatter than

hell. The Minnesota budget support specialist recalled thinking the cyberspace Casanova was kind of cute despite his pathetic mustache. Oh, Jesus. She claims she swiped right, but did she decide it was pathetic after she got scorned? Yeah. She says the unidentified man reached out to her in a big way. Okay. He sent me the whole, this is a whole huge long paragraph

asking why I think I'm worthy of dating him and what do I bring to the equation? Get a very condescending tone. He was absolutely ridiculous, she lamented. Oh, this is highly deceptive. Yeah, well obviously. That is a hot, look at this. Yeah.

Oh man, they need to put some kind of safeguards in for this kind of shit. Get an AI there that can guess the weight. And if it's any fucking self-awareness, you're a liar. How many journals does she have on here? Straight up liar. Well, it's fucking filtered, too, right? Telephoto lens.

Look at the, well, look at the, how, you know, filtered that thing. Oh, yeah, look at the bed. Look at the convergence lines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Randy taught me that. Look at this. So, okay, so see it. So, they're using the convergence lines. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Randy taught me that. Look at this. So, okay, so see it. So, they're using the goddamn apple.

Look, they're not right. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're gonna intersect. Yeah, they're gonna, right. Right, yeah. It's like when they taught you to draw a perspective in elementary school, they're like, here's put the dot here and then see, you know, you draw everything and like, oh, wow, a city.

This is what fat girls do. So, if they're behind any kind of lines, you can see how much warping is being done on the convergence of the lines. The old ones were always like standing in door jams, you're like door frames and the things like. They figured that out. That's why they go from the top.

So they can't accidentally clip any doors and get found out. But this is another dead giveaway. You can see the seams in the carpet here. Converge like she's on Cthulhu's island. Uh huh. Oh, that's, that is, that is a very, very bad, but very, very big lie.

The man appeared to brag about his home renovations and his above average appearance. She didn't know anything about him. It's not like they, so it's like, so, so he's a jerk. So like, the man appeared to brag about his own and his about insisting that Brown should have disqualified herself from matching with him for a multitude of reasons, including being big, chubby, and fat. Brown says she has a size 18. Yeah, bitch, you're fat. Yes, I'm shallow. No, guys don't care about what women

have accomplished in life. No, men don't want a strong independent, opinionated woman. Well, you're going to get one anyway. Men want to feel needed. What? They want, God, like poison brain. They want looks, youth, and inexperience. brain. They want looks, youth and inexperience. The disparaging Don Juan, oh, he, the guy wrote that. Yeah. Well, you're messaging fat chicks, dude. Pain is a good motivator. You're either going to get yourself out of it or you're going to regress. I don't believe it. Oh, my God. All right. Thanks. Good job, good job, buddy. This wasn't a total waste of time. Okay, is that it with the fetch today? What is that?

Okay, last one. Hi. Last one. Oh, man, I'm bringing sexy back. I'm good. God, uh, what is it in a wagon? You're pulling. Is'm bringing sexy back. Oh my god. What is it in a wagon you're pulling? Is that where sexy is? What's... Oh my god.

Six thousand people like this. Looks like a Hershey's kiss. This is one of the biggest women I've ever seen. Yeah. She's got to be 700 pounds, 600s. Apparently, I mean, spread out on a sofa. Wait, is that a sofa? What is it? What is it? Is it a spot on or in? I don't know, but it's... She's actually in that vomit comet plane to make it look plummeting out so there's no

granabity. She can sit on this thing. Apparently she walks, or did she take a wheelchair over there and then climb onto that thing? I don't know how they get around. She's sitting for a reason. Well, maybe it's supposed to be, maybe that's the sexy element of it. It's a glare shot.

It's a glare. She just got this sheet, dude, kind of holding it, slapped it on. That is, said, I need to post this. Look at the segments, like a hole in it, slapped it on. That is, said I need to post this. Look at the segments, like a caterpillar, like for her legs. Oh yeah, that's wild. That is wild. Very good.

Okay, I think that's enough. I found a watch. Huh? Ben watch. Today is my new. Thank you very much for sending in the fat watch. So if that's the show for today, let's do some voicemails. Okay. Let me see you next Tuesday. Have fun on your vacation, John. Thank you. Thank you very much for sending in the fat watch stuff. That's the show for today.

Let's do some voice mails. Okay. I see you next Tuesday. Have fun on your vacation, Sean. Thank you. I don't know who's going to fill in for you. Maybe Johnny, but he's always fucking busy. Oh, he's always fucking busy, right?

He's always busy. Got to get it. I got to find somebody. Okay. Page.com slash. I said, I'll see you next Tuesday. Presenting. Oh My god, what my twinkies back. Is that like a Chili's reference? Is it? You know, remember I want my baby back?

I want my baby back. My Twinkies back? Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Settle, but funny. If that's what he meant. Hey, Dick, hey Sean. Yo.

Sean. What's up, John? One thing that I think is people have failed to appreciate about the Dick show, especially in retrospect. Oh. It is a, the fact that three years ago before he was popular, this podcast, and I don't think any other one, got the knowledge dropped hot goss that Andrew tape banged Jordan Peterson's daughter especially now that old JP is Kind of going a bit loosey-goosey

Getting a little bit wild yeah and spouting progressively more and more stupid opinions What happens to get a little attention Yeah, what happens to get a little attention? Going full bar tard and had to get his ass shipped off to Siberia. Oh, yes. His daughter who, oh, yeah, when he was in the complete Benzo clinic, it's right. Like, he's skiing bullshit. Look at this. Loved off to, I don't know, like wherever the fuck Justin was, like left her family

for her kid. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, look at this. And it's Jordan Peterson. And it's getting just impossible to find child born. Smiley face. Yeah, that is really poorly written if he's not saying what it appears. I assume he's not saying like, I, he's assuming he's not saying like, I hope not. I don't even get it. And it's getting just impossible to find child porn.

He saying, look, he hasn't like nothing's cleaned up or you know, like it's, well, it is clean up. That's real big deal. But is he saying, is he saying that's bullshit? Like you can still find child porn. No, Oh, well, and it's getting way worse. Seconds just. But there's ambiguity. It's a big problem. And you can't find child porn anywhere. Wait, yeah.

It seems like there should be a wink there. I, you know, who knows, explain it somehow. Why are you putting emojis anywhere in this sentence? Uh, why is that? And it's getting you posted. It's impossible to get away with rape anymore. Yeah, smile What a fucking idiot Okay, what the fuck what the fucking D

Literally the first comment is right. It's like LMFA. Oh, what the fuck is this? Tweet. I still can't figure it out. Aided a K-Shawnt's real self-epeak. Your deep life was going to get a surgery today actually. Really? And knowing that we were scheduling this extremely expensive surgery, we fucking I had her. She went to the doctor for everything, got blood work done, she's like, well, fuck it, we met her deductible, let's go. Yes, today, the doctor says, hey, how are you? She's like, that's great, you know, the stuffy nose and everything's gone. Wait, what do you, stuffy nose is gone, what are you talking about?

Oh, well, I was still a little under the weather, but I'm feeling great now. Perfect. You've got to go to the emergency room right now and get a test for COVID. It was already took four. We're good. I've been taking one a day to make sure. Yeah, emergency room. You've got to go.

Go by one. That's Christian. I don't come back. She's negative for COVID. Okay. Okay. A cancel the surge. Oh my God.

Because she tested positive for the tail end of influenza. What? It's fucking gone. Symptom free. So the flu within our out of pocket, out of pocket, maximum, we're fucking met. And now the surgery is rescheduled for next year. Oh, I can see another $5,000. What the fuck are you? What he loses that? You're deductibles. for next year. Oh, I can see another $5,000.

What the fuck, Eric? When he loses that, you're deductibles. You have to put, oh, that's deductible. Oh my God. So, is why it's getting a boob job? Oh my God. Oh, we spent $5,000. So, let's do the surgery.

We had to pay for it. Oh my God. Well, now we're, now for some reason, we're doing all these, because of fucking COVID hysteria. We're testing But where we never did before but the you never would and got tested and for the And find the flu and find the flu and have that keep you which doesn't kill anyone I mean kill a fucking staff infection as you can test for that well It's doctor just chopping something off randomly

I'm still doing magic things killing more people than all of this combined? Is that still a thing? Oh, that's Christ. Yeah, that sucks. Yep, that sucks. That's bullshit. Okay. About this one.

Hey, Dick, this is Lex Friedman. I want to leave the Christmas. Famous. Hey, Dick, this is Lex Friedman. Oh, wow. I want to leave this voice now. Samus. Everyone knows that I am way too humble and enlightened to change after money. Yeah, I just want to help the world. But Lex, let me tell you something, bud. Nobody holds it against you that you're out there chasing the highest profile people in the world to make money for your podcast.

Yeah. But don't try to fucking snow me dude yeah just take the money shut up take the money and shut up i don't want to hear anymore oh listen i'm just trying to help the world out and yeah yeah yeah thanks for the thing and bring the bring the word of the lord to all the lower people yeah yeah, don't buy it because you have certain advertisement or a show. Yeah, you just get the highest possible profile. Just be straight in the world. Don't know what you're doing. Humble card on me. Here's I hate Lex Reuben. He said, if you look for a reason to hate a person, eventually you'll find it.

If you look for a reason to celebrate a person, eventually you'll find it. Yeah, but we do. We tend to resentment and destructive cynicism. The latter leads to happiness and growth for you and for those you celebrate. So Hitler too, is that, right, we're going.

We're going. We're going to take him full circle. Right, now we can say that. If you look for a reason to celebrate're saying, taking full circle. Right. Now we can say that. If you look for a reason to celebrate a person, eventually you'll find it. So you're saying Hitler, everybody. Yeah, everybody. Everybody.

It doesn't seem like there's an exception. Like all those chicks posting on Instagram about love, and you've got to love everyone. Like, so you mean Hitler too? Like Kanye said, you mean Hitler too? Is that what you're saying? Well, you know, when I, I was, you know, in church,

the way I was, God loves everyone. Even though, so it was like, literally like even Hitler, yes, God loves Hitler. Yeah. He just disapproves. He's disappointed. Yeah, he's disappointed in Hitler. He's disappointed with some of the choices that he made.

He loves him. He's he's from him, but but you really, and that's really the worst thing. Blow my stack. Hitler's in there going, you know, it's like, you know, I just, it feels worse because he said he was disappointed in me. And then he just yelled at me. Yeah, Hitler's in hell. He was like, oh man, actually, I'm gonna be in the worst. Disappointed.

I'd rather he just yell at me. He's down there with all those Jews because they didn't believe in Jesus, right? So, oh fuckward. And now the Holocaust. The Niers are gonna go down there. Oh, that's gonna be a man. What a party.

What a retarded concept. Okay, you know, let's see here. Yeah, Lex, thanks for like, thanks for being like NPR, dude. I don't know how we could survive. I don't know how we would be able to talk about like increasingly retarded shit without your help. Okay. Hey, Nick, I finally figured out what makes me a race. talk about like increasingly retarded shit without your help.

Okay. Hey, Nick, I finally figured out what makes me a rage about all the like trends, story time or fucking drag queens shows like all the grooming events. Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events.

Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events. Grubing events. the parent. Like it's a repeat of the banning of a loopbox shit where everyone's like, oh, we got to stop these kids for gambling. Yes. Nobody asks where the fuck are these kids getting the money from? Like, if you could, if you could find me an eight year old who wants to drive themselves to a lecture, a lecture, and have money to put the door shut. I love it. Yeah. Why me? You can think of how that all happened

without the parents knowing your're part of our hearted yeah given but the thought experiment uh... you were a picture kid over to be uh... pedophile rapist that's right in the uh... in the bubble uh... okay are you mad less mad at your wife than the pedophile and the the p it's the parents fault you can't group a kid well a parent of

president because that's just sh parenting. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they don't. They don't ever go. It's never about the parents because if any of these keyboard morons went to one of these parents that are taking their kids to the drag show and can call them a pedophile, they would get shot. Yeah. How could you take your kids to a fucking pedophile grooming event? I did it. What now? What the fuck did you just say? You want to say that into my good gun? Same with the beauty pageant shit. You should go protest. Go tell all those Midwest moms that they're taking

their daughter is to like a pedophile. Yeah, they're engaging in pedophilia. They'll give them, they'll give that a shot. Stick around all day. So when they can call their husbands to come back and explain to you their opinion. Okay, I'm about this one. Hey, Jake H.H.On, we got an invention for you all. Okay. Express shopping lane or express shopping lane pass.

Yeah. If you're going to go in the grocery store to meet like one thing? You just buy a show or tell me I'm just grabbing this one thing when you walk in. Cool, give you a pass and then you got like a nice little express lane down every hour. I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll have that.

I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll have that. I'll energy drink. Okay. That's called the gas station guy. That's what that, that's the express lane.

And that's not the story. His traffic in his store, that bad, like he gets stuck behind like an old woman looking at what kind of, whatever she needs, like, I don't know, he might be over at the walker walk around. If you only need one thing, you don't even need to get a cart by. You don't even need to pay for it. You might miss on a walk out. No, I'm notus gonna stop you.

Here's another friend of my cousins down. Whoa. He's the barbecue. Down, go down to like San Diego area where my cousin, cousin lived at the time and he had this friend. We end up like barbecue a lot. And he would, his friend would always steal charcoal,

a bag of charcoal, because there's place near the front of the store to see if he could do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To see if he could do it, he did it like three times. He just went in there and just like, we were, so it just walked out with a bag of charcoal. You know, they're not, you got to bring steel and back in a big way.

Yeah, it's just very heavy. It's like, yeah, it's like, oh, well, that's the kind of thing you pay for it too. Oh my God. Separately than having it. Like you pay for it. Well, no, because you're like, I'm a glad one of those.

Yeah. Because it's behind the, you know, it's on the way out. That's my fault. Yeah, that was kind of impressed that he just kept doing it. Yeah, okay, here's Scar. Hey, Dick, this is Scar coming at you with a very insane oh man message.

Of my rage is men who are too bitch made to do anything because they are bitches. Don't do that. What if it fails? Live in the moment. Do it. Just do it. Yeah. Fuck yourself. Guys are being very inspirational. You know, this guy is telling, telling everybody how to live their life. And he's known for it. Scars. See, energy's back. That's why. Is that, yeah. Okay. I can feel it. We're back. I can feel it. That's why we're back. Ye is getting crucified every week, feeding energy into us. I see.

He can't even make it a whole interview without getting canceled. Oh, God. Because the things that he says, that he says, will kill everyone. Yes. If Ye is allowed to speak, everyone on earth will die. It has a potential for a planet-wide catastrophe. What are they like an asteroid? Yeah. Civilization ender. It right. Is what they call it. Yes. If he's allowed to say the things that he wants to say. His negativity and hate is just pulling in exactly

it's giant asteroids are changing course he's being a hater yeah he's being a hater and it has major it's going to have major repercussions on people um so how much but it's a question. How much about Hitler? Do you think Kanye actually knows? Um, does he know that more than most people, you think some more than most people? Yeah. Why? Well, I would think anything is more than most people.

You know what I mean? I walked into that one. Yeah. Like anything. And, um, well, he's like, I just, I wonder growing up, like, does he care about? Did, what he care about stuff as he's coming up, being an artist, all that kind of stuff. He's never been what you'd call your kind of average middle of the road personality. Did he, did he pay attention to any of that stuff in school

or anything? I'm just wondering if he knows what the bullet points of Adolf Hitler is. Yeah. I think there's this point where everybody's learning like the same, because everyone is learning the same exact things. Well, then it changes for subsequent generations sometimes.

Yeah. It's like what we, our education was different than what kids are getting now. And there's a, there's a point in learning about hit learn World War Two in our generation and which Kanye is in. Where you learn, where you learn and it's like subversive to learn

that he was such an excellent speaker in order. And it's like phenomenal. Yeah, and that, I think that realization, like, probably stuck with him a little more than anybody else. Yeah, like, we all remember experiencing that. Yeah. Because like, you grew up and you're like, oh, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil,

and then they're like, oh, but he was actually the most, like, who are the most effective, it's like a gotcha question that teachers ask. It's cool. Like who are the most effective communicators? Uh, Link Abraham Lincoln, uh, Martin Luther King, Jr. and, uh, Adolf Hitler. And all of a sudden, it's like, whoa, he fucking blew my fragile little mind. What you know what it's funny to about about Lincoln was like doubling down on that. Nobody cared about the Gettysburg address till like 20 years after the war.

It got re-painted. Yeah, I was read a thing on that, where it was like, then like some, I don't know if it was like a Boston paper or something like reprinted it and like it became like this big thing, but like nobody right afterward said, this is like a, this is a defining speech in American history. Why, it wasn't like that at all.

He knows how to get attention, Kanye. Oh, I think that's the most, I think that's what matters most. Yeah, honestly, which is, which is so obvious, right? Well, yeah, like how are you, it's so obvious that that's what he's doing, but it will not, it will never not work.

Yeah, right. Which is what makes that piece so interesting. Let's see here. The reactions to it are just fucking phenomenal, too. Sure. OK. How about this one? Well, I logically choose by A, B, T, and N.

It's one of the best YouTube videos. It's sort of a concert called Classic. It's I'm concerned, call it classic, right? It's been out for like 13 years, it's been up now. And man, Dick, I hope you see it. He hit the nail on the biggest problem. Oh, it's just getting guy polo-struck. And it's just like an example, the Rocky series. Rocky, one, two, three, four, five,

was there six, perfect, and it fucking up a Rocky Valboa, the main issue. No, they didn't, oh, oh yeah. Yeah, just keep it going. Alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien, alien. I was complaining about how they,

that's what he started, like Avatar, the water whispering or something like that just call it avatar to You know, right kind of get it just a regular cup of coffee anymore It's so you know I like that actually because then you know what order you should see them in yeah if you don't know anything about the yeah two Yeah Right, I mean you the water wiggler, the Godfather and the Godfather part two, like they're, they're two of the greatest movies ever made. Like they're, they're not wrong. Like, yeah, they could, you know, they didn't name the second one. Something's

they're repeating. Yeah. Michael's revenge. Although I think Godfather origins, that's what they should have called it. I think if I'm, if I'm very right, I think Copola did want to call it something else. And Paramount went, no, no, no. No, that's dumb. It's Godfather too, because we're going to come see it. Two, idiot. You need to see it on the billboards. Two. Oh, two? Okay. Or, you might have been the third one. It might have been the third one, but whatever.

It's like, no, of course you call it like one, two, and three. People forget about the third one because, you know, nothing, it's not a complete dog shit. It's not great. It's not great. I mean, it's not, certainly not even in the same universe as the first two. But it's probably not as bad as people say it is. Okay.

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All right, bye everyone. Thank you. Thank you. See you in a few. Have a good vacation, Sean. Thank you. I'm gonna be talking about COVID a lot. I know you are.

I know you are. Woo, woo, woo, woo, all kinds of. I'm gonna bring in all kinds of studies. Send your studies in by minute. Later. Bye.