The Dick Show - Episode 340 - Dick on Required Reading

Episode Date: January 3, 2023

Sean has COVID, Vito fills in, Lex Fridman's stupid reading list, Andrew Tate is arrested, Tom Brady gets to second base with his son, a man dies in Ukraine, advice on your girlfriend farting, I get SWATed on New Year's Eve, Mansplaining, Jason Mewes' teeth, suing gun companies, Metokur retires, Chris the Kiwi sings a song for Cantillions, and a man cries on voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I told Rumble to give you the front page. Even though they won't pay you now. Why's it hidden? It's pay walled. Yeah, but whatever. Waiting for stream. Do do do do do do. Do.

I know that's one thing I wish I did differently. It's not do with pay walled the differently. It's not to do a pain. Not pay all the streams. But it probably would've gone worse. You get good money off of those who cares, man. Yeah. Hey, if it pays the bills, I just can't do like live stuff. You can't like, yeah. Which would be fun, especially for Sunday morning.

You should do, so what should I up and and say the last hour of the show is private. Or something or the last 30. Oh, yeah, maybe. Okay, we're gonna switch over to the private stream. Members only. Hey. A lot of places do that. Waiting for stream offline.

K-Rumble. Says live. Live. All right. How do I look at it? I don't know. I guess you could have used that. Embed the I-Frame URL.

Give me those I-Frames. Baby. Yeah. That's working. Why has it got dick shit? Are you putting the biggest problem set up on? Yeah. Just putting diction on top of it.

What do you mean? It looks great. Yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, what's wrong with that? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I looked at the logo. It doesn't even cover up the other fucking logo. Well, it wouldn't look right.

It's a good promotion. I don't like it on my. Well, it wouldn't look right. It's a good promotion. Oh my God. Okay, let me open these Madox. Gotta get Madox up. Wow, Rumble. Rumble. Amazing interface. Doesn't feel like a translated stereo manual

from the 80s. Yeah. Click on the monetized, remonetized private stream to allow your cut all you had to do was rip off YouTube. That's a noob. You didn't need 20 extra hire at you. No. Did you have all that Nasdaq money?

They're figuring it out. hire a UX designer. Hey, rumble. hire a fucking UX designer. Well, not gonna get the one of stream here's 50 buttons to click on. Oh, that's terrific. We're not gonna get the big rumble deal if you keep telling us I am never getting any big deals. Everyone hates me. They want me to eat worms. No, no, everybody loves dick master. The most people hate me because I hate them and they know it.

Now that it entertains out of the picture, No, no, everybody loves Dick Masterson. The most important thing. Everyone hates me because I hate them and they know it. Now that Andrew Tates out of the picture, I think you're blind to take it back over. Prime for crime, maybe. A new face of masculinity on the internet. Vito. Vito. Vito.

The thing about the matrix is, you see. Why does he talk like he has a dick in his throat at all times? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Agent Smith, did the Matrix send you? The charge is you posted the worst video, the worst comeback in the history of comics, the teenage girls. In the history of mankind, if you posted a video that assures us that you have no dick. So we are arresting you for having no dick. You're going to prison for a long time.

He kind of deserves life for that horrible response. He deserves death. Death. Death by, they're gonna attach a penis to his blank groin. Yeah. And then he's gonna die immediately like a vampire getting stabbed in the heart with a stake. I, hey, if you, if you're gonna pretend to be the spokesperson for manliness and then you

go and do something like that, you need to be shot out of a cannon and a trace. Maybe they make sure to force them to do it. Maybe they tricked them. The matrix. The matrix. The matrix. Okay. So, let me tell you something. I play chess. I play chess. He does have a chance at every video. Chess is a video for chess is a game for kings. That's why I have my brother whom I love. We are two kings.

On the same. Imagine an unfunny to nation-stee. That's what we are like. That's what you want to be in life. I was listening for some reason to entertain you. Bring me your young man, so that I may mold him with my hands and that brings. He goes, I played chess. I was a little kickbox and then I said,

I want to be a rich man and I'm playing chess. I like I'm not a chess. I was like, what is this have to do with chess? You're an idiot. Bro, and all that comes down to is the story. He tells like a 20 minute story and all that comes down to is I enslaved a bunch of women and forced them to post webcam porn and give me 60% of the money.

I'm like, oh, so you're trafficking dude. I mean, you're not like trafficking. I love the guys who are like, oh, oh, that's trafficking. It sounds like those girls just regret making a bad deal. Bro, you can't install a pipe in your house that delivers too much water to your shower. Okay, we don't live in this end cap utopia that you think we live in.

The stuff that you're describing is illegal. Not, that that's the stuff that he's admitting to right he caught his call to the show and said he whistled money from women if they disappoint him he was told what he's like okay so that so you're on you're on a podcast publicly threatening right here and jivley threatening and bragging about how you withhold money from the people who live in your house. Yeah.

Okay, I'm sure everything's on the up and up and bragging about dealing with the mob. No, I'm sure nothing's going on. It's not a damage. It's the most brilliant kickboxer ever. That's just not. That's just not. That's just not. You just can't be, I see, I see Sneakow defend like releasing Andrew Taylor, like Browell.

You can't defend. You can't defend getting reeled by a 19 year old girl. Online and then another, I saw Jake Shields, some baseball player come out and say, see, here's the problem. You anytime you even attempt to joke about, they call you joke about this girl who's 19, by the way, they call you a pedophile. I'm like, you guys really gotta stop explaining.

Ha ha ha. You guys gotta stop, bury the lead. Yeah. A little bit. Don't come out and say, everyone's calling me a pedophile and this is why they're wrong, no. It's a very tricky situation for everyone. Let's hope Andrew tape. I don't know. Gets to tell his side of the story and escapes from

the matrix that he is currently trapped in. No one will tell you what the matrix is. Him and the man somebody in the comments said that your and you take devolves do it. We're tired and Sylvester the cat. Yeah, it is. Which is what that suffering. So the best the matrix is all well. Those have you seen is hustlers. Let me load up hustlers university. Yeah, see if that's a real thing.

Is it co-broteate? Sorry, if you want, yeah. Success is, I'm sorry, what? That success is learnt. Mm. What? He's the real king. Vito.

Vito. This says success is learnt on the top of the page. I mean, is that... It's an odd way to put it. I don't know if that's incorrect. English. Well, it's not, while it's not incorrect. It's a strange, it's a strange way to success is learned. I'm anju-tate, world champion kickboxer and multi-millionaire. I grew up broke. Now I'm a multi-millionaire. I teach. Why do you say, so he says he's a multi-millionaire

twice. That's fucking stupid. I am. and the video is just him riding his cars really fast and shooting guns At like gun shooting yeah, we're live. I'm gonna ruin the show real quick. I have to go to the bathroom Oh my god, you had like 30 minutes to do this is it number one or never two Number two Why would we not be alive? It's 1117. Vito, I do, I do the pre show to get pumped up to do the show. You idiot. Now I have to, now I have to talk to fucking nobody Or else I get into a lull. It's called a cold open. This is unbelievable. Uh, thanks a fucking lot. I hope the rumble stream is working.

Let me click on it here. Number. Yeah, here we go. Teach it. Oh, God. I guess I'll wait. Oh Jesus Christ. Is this why you ate a pillow-sized burrito as soon as breakfast burrito with salsa as soon as you got here? How was that gonna work? It was such a bad idea.

You didn't have to eat the whole thing. It was gonna get cold if I didn't eat it. That doesn't matter. It's not a live person. You could just throw it away. Like this size right before we started the show. I come on in half and I didn't even eat it all. And I drank a whole giant ice coffee.

And I forgot. now my body reacts to How long did that take I've got the counter to it. I'm sorry six wait no well There was a two minutes two minutes two minutes not too bad I could have been worse I have to go back and read this Andrew Tate nonsense. Sorry. Here you want to learn I'm just like I'm'm just not going to last. I got to get it. There's a concentrated evil in me that needs to come out immediately. Success is learned.

I will teach you. Click on the I will teach you button. How much is it? A statement on takes detention. Oh, here he is. Smoking cigars with a douchebag. A squad of douchebags. A lot of douchebags. It looks like if the Muppets were turned into real life,

Dr. Teats, K. Orchistra, the war room is a community of men striving for excellent in all areas of life. We believe, and in fact, we know that Andrew Tade is the target of an unfounded politically driven attack. What is, he's not saying, he's saying like retarded stuff all the time. It's fine, it's good, whatever, it's anti-establishment stuff. But I've had guys, here's what it noise me.

Everyone's anti-establishment though. Yeah. I've had, the stuff he says is like retarded. I've had guys DM me saying, hey, Andrew Tate is buying a bank. You should look into it for your new project too, stuff. And I'm like, dude, like I don't have the heart to tell him, like, he's not is buying a bank. You should look into it for your new project too, stuff. And I'm like, dude, I don't have the hard to tell. I'm like, he's not buying a fucking bank. I'd be buying a bank.

I would not trust that guy with my money. I mean, does he have a bean bag? If he's a sandbag, when freed, maybe. But I'm having a bean bag. I'm having a bean bag around. But I'm in land. We are apolitical and not affiliated with any religion. What does that mean? I don't know. And are a political and not affiliated with any religion. What does that mean?

I don't know, it seems unrelated to what he's talking about. Teachers are essential. Connect with ambitious men. Your net worth is your network. Mm-hmm. You need to surround yourself with successful men. But like to these guys do like local meetups or something or they go, we're all co-op or boys.

Vito, if you were in a group of 100 ice cream experts, and all you spoke about with making ice cream, you would learn a lot about how to make ice cream. That's the sales bitch! Think about it this way. If you were making ice cream, and you hung around with ice cream makers, these guys always want to reduce making money down to like, oh, it's the easiest thing

in the world and you're like, it literally isn't. It's the most difficult thing in the world. Yeah. Because any time that it be harder holding it, any time making money becomes easy, the system recognizes. It's a crime. That will, yeah, it's called easy money. It's a crime. Or be the demand, the supply quickly overman, it's called easy to make a crime

Or be the demand the supply quickly over man it alums the supplier whatever else you have a group with a hundred ice cream makers You have too much ice cream in your town. Yeah, you're not selling any fucking ice cream. You smuck you bald Chineless retarded smuck well I'm not in prison because you got blown the fuck out by a little girl RIP Andrew Tate Actually you have this small dick Yeah! How welcome, DeGuy. Did you need to, did you love it? You've got us the showers.

It's a kind of just going to be a lot from Mount Bunker, deep in the heart of the city of failure and an avalanche of cans. I got it. That is a mess we got here. I have too many New Year's resolutions already to start adding cleaning my shit up to them. I'll just give like a big trash can. It's too much. Too much.

More delays, Vito. Sean is not here. Vito just wealthy. The co-host of the amazingly successful biggest problem in the universe podcast. We're doing pretty good. I'm pretty happy with the show. When will you be happy fully when we're beating Carl?

We're beating Carl. Cause I fuck with him. And he actually DM'd me. I'm actually on the last show. I'm like, well, we read DMs, by the way, guys, if you DM us, we will beating Carl. We're beating Carl, because I fuck with him. And he actually DM'd me. I'm actually on the last show. I'm like, well, we read DMs, by the way, guys, if you DM us, we will read your DMs on there. Definitely. We read bookies DMs on the bonus episode

and the biggest problem. Man, but if you listen to the bonus episode, you get here all the hot, boogie DMs. And he's very upset with a certain Mr. Master Sun. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Now with Carl, it's friendly. I just go ahead and notice you lost X number of followers this month. Looks like our show is going all the way up. And he comes back and he goes, well, it looks like I'm up.

And I'm like, yeah, because that's because you waited until after the first. So then the numbers are all the e-regardless. We want both shows to succeed. Regardless. I think we're e- are all the, e-regardless, we want both shows to succeed. Regardless. I think we're, e-regardless. E-regardless. Did I say e-regard, whatever.

Point is, dick. We want all our shows to succeed. Yeah, I think we all belong to a loose podcasting network. Yeah, so it's, you know. It's a dick show podcasting network. Yeah, exactly. Just to see youixho podcasting network. Yeah. Exactly. See you next Tuesday media network.

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Why, we'll did Ralph show up. Ralph won the award ceremony that he was doing for. Biggest train wreck of the year, but Ralph still won. Still won. Can't deny that. We're strong, it's not here because he has COVID. I'm sorry, it's horrible. Wow.

You're so bad. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh Full of x and at the vaccine didn't help you know did it shiny But vaccine doesn't necessarily prevent you from getting the virus Hopefully his symptoms will be lessened. No, that's dumb. Yeah, there's no symptoms I If anything, I'll just give him blood. Well, we can't. Yeah, I'm, there's no symptoms anymore. He's going to die. If anything, I'll just give him, well, we can't say he's not allowed to come here. He can't come here.

He's not allowed to come into work. And he's like, well, it's bullshit too, because the science says that it only survives 20 minutes and I said, ah, I shut up, you idiot. Wait, is he really trying to use statistics to say that him getting COVID was a statistical impossibility here? No, he's saying that it should be safe for him to like, to work, to say that him getting COVID was a statistical impossibility here.

No, he's saying that it should be safe for him to like to work to work like at night. Because it doesn't last. Oh, because it doesn't last. And they won't let him come in at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't do anywhere. So he's gone. He does filling in from. Well, how long?

How long is COVID typically last like a week? Yeah, a week. He'll be back next week. Yeah, well, I wanted to make jokes about the symptoms, but I can't because it'll get you another strike on your YouTube account when you upload this. I'm on rumble. Yeah, but not when you're gonna upload this episode

in the back end at some point, right? Now just keep it on rumble or storage or something. But don't you put the full episodes on your YouTube or no? No, I'm striked. I can't do anything right now. You can't upload, no. Oh, yeah, you'reked. I can't do anything right now. You can upload. No, yeah, you're right. I can't do shit.

Yeah, good point. So I'm stuck on Rumble. Where are you going to? You're a Rumble boy. You need to walk through guides and say, all they had to do is copy YouTube. Stop talking shit about Rumble. We got to get a big Rumble deal one of these days.

No, no, no, no, no. That's why everyone hates me, Vido. You said Rumble gave Nick orcata a good deal, right? You said see for it. Yeah, like half a million dollars. Really half a million? I don't know. I think he said that publicly.

I think he said that publicly. Based on the size of his streams, right? Because his streams get, uh-huh. I mean, during trials, did that work for D-Live? No. D-Live paid for fucking PewDiePie and they couldn't make it work. They literally paid for the number one streamer in like nobody was watching. Which is crazy. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe. Maybe my

girlfriend will shut this heat. That's why you got to get into the, you got to go to these guys when they have all their money in their brand new offices and they're welcome. Shamping at the bit. Yeah. For us, it's a remote. Yeah. Yeah. Shamping. Shampping at the bit. For instance, for Rumble and Champing. Yeah. Chomping. Champing. It's champing at the bit. Why is it champing? Because that's what it's called. They're not going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Why not? It's a bit like a bridal, like on a horse, right? I'm telling you it's champing. I will bet any amount of money. I will look it up later that doesn't make any sense. But like when you guys, when YouTube got, didn't they give you, I mean, they gave you access to their studios to do that live show you guys did, right?

Yeah, the biggest problem life. Did they give you any more shit? YouTube, they gave us five grand. Yeah. And we spent it on jackets. Yeah, YouTube is not doing that anymore. You gotta get to these places, right? When they got like stars in their eyes

and they go for some reason, even though it hasn't worked anywhere else when the idiots are in charge Yeah, when the idiots are charged and they go well just we just buy talents Anyway, I guess it now like Netflix Intent to scare mumble publicly is not helpful either but rumble If you want to do it, we'll stop us money giving reviews of your interface which is total trash It's not gonna work Ah, we'll see it is interesting

I want a youtube alternative at this point though. I want Elon Musk to really get Twitter's video Features working, but I don't think he's actually focused on that because he's an idiot retarded. Yeah, cuz him and Lex Friedman are too busy Filate you know what middle school school books they're gonna read this year Here's the books I'm gonna read a book a week because that's what stupid people think smart people do I gotta say I'm so glad that Twitter is trying to break Lex Friedman like someone needs to break this I was first by the way I came out and said you're a fucking fraud I fucking know it and then this jackass MIT researcher and actually one said You know, I don't think I don't think I don't know why you think he's a fraud

This I know no idea what I'm talking about. I'm like I'm fucking 100% sure of it So I started researching. You know, the last way to research something is getting a fight with someone over there on it. And then you're motivated. Yeah, you will know somebody backwards and forwards. So I found out all his talks are bullshit. They're all given during like free talk,

like parents day at MIT over Christmas. He has that picture of him in front of a blackboard. A blackboard, which has a bunch of like math. Oh, they're professors math. And it's not, yeah, he's not like a math guy. He just like stood in front of a blackboard, which is not, which has a bunch of like, math on it. And it's not, yeah, he's not like a math guy. He just like stood in front of their blackboard. And then I found out that he made him look smart. Yeah, he got in trouble for saying like, he putting MIT in front of everything he did, even when it's like, uh, Lex Friedman takes a shit.

It's like, MIT, Lex Friedman takes a shit and they're like, stop using our logo on everything. But that's all he does. He hasn't used his dog shit undergrad school that he went to. No, he puts like MIT, like, low dirt, like, fucking promos. Not a researcher either, he's an affiliate at best. Research affiliate, which is not a research scientist, like he's not into lab doing stuff, but he's framed everything so people think he's a fucking professor. They'll get an argument and he's like, well, he's a fucking MIT professor.

What are you? I'm an MIT professor too, then bitch, I guess. Yeah, I mean, it was a smart, he tricked a lot of people all at once. And he's like, he's another fucking midwit. Here's his Lex Friedman. I'm reading a book a week.

Hi, everyone. I'm reading a book a week in 2023. Classics, sci-fi, nonfiction, how to kill myself. Did you just get a list of top 20 novels for fucking more? For college students. I'll keep, if anything, people recommend, I'll keep adjusting the list. Start on Monday, done by Sunday. Wow. Wow. Might make low-key videos of takeaways. Oh, might you, Lex?

Might you make a little video explaining the book and how it applies to society? Why announce that you're gonna read animal farm? Like just read animal farm. If you want to read along, the current list is here. LexFreedman.com slash reading list. First book, 1984. That's what I want most in the world.

A bunch of stupid people. Recurgetating Lex Freedman's opinions of the dystopian government. That's what I want. People regurgitating a government shills reaction and interpretation of a book about government shills reaction and interpretation of a book about government shills. I need Lex Friedman, the guy who co-wrote a paper of how mask mandates and vaccine mandates are the most important thing we can do on earth right now to give me his opinion of 19 fucking 84. This pencil dick midget giving me his opinion of 1984. I don't know why you didn't just go along with it.

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I'm going to read this year. And I'm like, what, this is the most uninspired list. Again, shit, you should have read a decade ago. You don't even need to read it. Just read it. Most of it. Yeah, just go read the cliff notes. Um, you don't need to read the stranger by Kamis. It's not, they're not even know if I'm not right.

Kamo, Kamo, French. Yeah. We Frankenstein. Frankenstein written by a 19 year old girl. Yeah. I'm sure it's really fucking compelling.

Fight Club by Czech, Pollanek. Who said the movie's better? Just watch the movie. Yeah, honestly, that's not even what, like, his best book. It's just like a list of like... And then a bunch of other midwits. You know what I'm gonna read Harry Potter. Wow, what a great list.

I don't know why you're getting flack for this. Oh, I don't know, because everyone knows you're a fucking, you're a pretentious nerd and you're catering to other pretentious nerds a fucking, you're a pretentious nerd and you're catering to other pretentious nerds because you're weaponizing other pretentious nerds into whatever that they're, because you're self identifying as a smart person. Maybe that's why.

Lex, maybe that's the problem. It's like Andrew Tate. It's like gender dysmorphia, but you're a billionaire. 2000 space, see the movie is also better. I've read that book. Oh, yeah. Read the comic, actually. 2000. I see the movie is also better. I've read that book. Oh, yeah. Read the comic, actually. 2001. Yeah. It's interesting. Like, as it was coming out, they also had like a marvel comic. I'm reading a, oh no, I heard. Life has 600,000 hours in it. Use each hour well.

The ride will be over before you know it. Lex Friedman. Bro, you're not, you're 30 fucking nine, bro. What the fuck do you know about life will be over before you know it? Fucking good. I can't wait. Cut it in half, it'll be better. Who needs half of those hours? How do I feel?

You're building your own manosphere like thing right now and this is your like test run. Like just get ready to kill yourself. Live every day like you're gonna kill yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't read books.

Don't, you know, don't expand your horizons. Half of these books. Hey, what you're doing, by the way. Yeah. Read a book a week. Attention midwids. If we read a book a week, we can convince these people that we're smart. Can you read the order of war in like an hour?

It's like 20 pages. Yeah, it's not that long. Book a week. And you know what else makes me rage? There's this guy popped up in my comments after I said, we're going on rumble. And some jackass says, finally, you should have made lateral moves long ago. You might want to check out other parallel economy features.

So they can't cut off your bank accounts. Uh, kill yourself, make lateral moves, Dick. I mean, I need to start looking into parallel economy, alternate tech platforms. You own a bunch of Bitcoin, you're already in parallel economies. I need to start looking at finally. Yeah. You need to start that smug self satisfaction of sharing. For my guy who I also does not make anything, it's not like he makes videos and uploads

him to like 12 different places. And if he does, I'm sure they're all about how the Jews are doing something. That's the only people that ever tell me like, why aren't you uploading to BitShoot? I'm like, I just didn't see the use. And they're like, well, I upload there and I find it very freeing. And I go, yeah, what's your channel? And it's like the Jewish community. The ruined ghost busters with women.

And I'm like, all right. I don't think I need to be on BitShoot right now. All these people tell me to go on a BitS bit shooting then now nobody goes to bit shoot anymore. Now they go, you got to go out of rumble. It's always a new thing. Fix the fucking UI. Yeah. Fix your UI.

Get rid of all of the shit. Copy YouTube. Well, I also remember telling people, I'm like, I don't want to be on bit shoot because when I go to bit shoot, there's like a one in 20 chance. There's going to be a big swastika on the front page. I want to send people to that. I don't want to send people to that. They're like, I don't get it.

I'm like, because like somebody might be like, oh, it checked me out on BitShoot and they go, I haven't heard of this site. What is it? And then they click on it and they see a bunch of Nazi shit and they go, oh, Vito's not gonna be here. Like, yeah, they're not gonna like think through, like, oh, well, it's a free speech platform.

Anyone's on here, they're gonna go, oh, Vito uploads his videos to a Nazi platform. Here's something you wanna have to explain it to. That makes me rage. Jason Mew's teeth. Yeah, I got to see these. You haven't seen these chomperies? No, him and Boogie.

But when did he get them? Chomper. Are these like really recent? I only pull these up. Cause Jason Mew's was definitely on meth. Well, I guess it was heroin. Okay. I think.

Does heroin not cure teeth? He's never confirmed that he's got fake teeth. I tried to, I watched clerks last night. Clerks three. And his teeth were throwing you off? Yeah, because he's got like a hundred teeth in there. Ha ha ha ha. What a, it's like a real, uh, that movie fucking sucks.

Yeah, I still haven't seen Clark's three. I, uh, don't watch it. It feels like a lifetime movie, like roast, like that main guy Dante. Yeah. His wife, like, was killed by, his wife and kid were just killed by a drunk driver. Shut up.

No way. No way. Are you kidding me? Not the real life guy. No, but I'm saying like in the movie, his wife and his kid are dead? Yeah. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. Are you kidding me? Not the real life guy. No, but I'm saying like in the movie, his life and his kid are dead.

Yeah. I'm sorry. He's joking. No. So he's super depressed and it shows there's like a cutscene of him running into the hospital with a bloody person on a gurney and Rosario Dawson appears to have been these like hallucinations and of him like crying on her grave and having these these insane meltdowns. I'm not talking with you at all. Is Kevin Smith retarded? Yes.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm trying to find his teeth. But, and that's not even the worst part. The worst part is Jason Hughes has these dentures. I don't know. I mean, I have the same thing opening a comedy movie with your favorite character in the last one's family is dead. That's the entire movie is figuring out the mystery of how they died. Cause they keep like hinting at it.

They keep just like talking about it. The national treasurering it. Oh my God. They were saying they're watching the national treasurering it. Oh my God. They were saying they're watching. My girlfriend hasn't seen the other two. She goes, I have the other ones like this. I'm like, no, the other ones are. Does he get like a girlfriend at the end

to like help him get over it? Or is it just kind of like people die, deal with it? Oh, he dies. Top of 10 attacks. Yeah. He dies of a heart attack after seeing the movie that they made. I'm gonna jump off for it. The first guy, there's no way. of a heart attack after seeing the movie that they made. I'm gonna jump off for it. The first guy, there's no way.

Kevin Smith, that is terrible. Okay, I have to see this movie. There's the worst part. There's the worst directing part, okay? So the movie starts with the other Randall having a heart attack. And then he says, I gotta make a movie with my life right? I gotta make a movie. So they right? I got to make a movie. So they make clerks one the movie.

Yeah. And then they get in a huge fight and Dante has a heart attack. All right. Does he die though or is it like? He goes from the store we have the heart attack and goes to the hospital. And then Randall has this big like meltdown because he's being a jerk and he brings in the final edited movie to show him. Yeah.

And so Dante is watching the movie and then it cuts to Dante in a empty theater with his dead wife watching the movie and he goes, let's go. To his wife, right? And then it walks out and you think, oh, that's, that's nice. Like that's how he dies, right? Yeah. So then they cut back to real life and he's still alive and then dies. And then Randall was like, oh my God, are you dead? It's like, what did you do that?

Why did you just cut there? Fucking insane. Yeah, Kevin Smith is a guy who he sucks. Well, yeah, I mean, like I love clerks and malarats. I remember that. Look at these chops that he's got. They're super distracting all he's talking now. Yeah, because old teeth were all fucked up.

I feel like I'm pulled this up here. That's just sounds so... All these directors feel like they have to get all meta and they're like, don't you want to see the Clark sky dealing with this dead wife? And it's like, no! No, I don't. Did you see like the Matrix, whatever the most recent one was?

Where the training's getting fucked by that other guy. Trying to get a fuck by a different guy. Yeah, so Nio's getting cocked. And Nio's back in the Matrix, and he's like a dumpy computer programmer making a video game called the Matrix, and I was like, this is all just... He's written by women.

This is what sci-fi looks like when it's written by women. Well, I guess so. You got some of that. What should you take all those hormones that starts apparently reducing your ability to construct a simple character arc? Um, yeah. Well, I got to watch, I've been meeting in the watch clerks three. Now I'm like mystified because that just sounds like the worst fucking thing in the

world. I remember I was, I was a huge Kevin Smith fan when I was younger, which I know it sounds stupid now. Back then it was like cool. Yeah, I was like, oh Kevin Smith, yeah. Funny, stupid comedies and whatever else. And now you tell somebody you're a Kevin Smith fan is like the most embarrassing fucking thing you could ever admit to. It's like, why? What does he do? Yeah, he's making that shitty, he man or whatever. And they're like, shitting on religion,

but it's like 90s, shitting on religion. Yeah, I think we're kinda. He has like a bunch of movies. He has a bunch of, is he ever here about that movie, Yoga Hoses? No. Starring his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter

in the ultimate nepotism throw down. Do they les out? No, I think they were like 14 at the time. So don't, don't worry. That's them doing that. I heard it's terrible. It was funny because him and Tarantino were both at Miramax at the same time.

So they used to be on like speaking like engagements together talking about like the future of Indie, you know, just in general. Yeah, cool. And you're like, yeah, both these guys are going to go into the stratosphere and Tarantino kept getting better and Kevin Smith just like fucking dug his own grave a million times over. He shouldn't have lost all that weight.

He shouldn't. He shouldn't have compromised on. He's one of these guys I think he moved to Hollywood. Yeah, like people started leaning on him and they started going, you know, I love your movies, but you know, when you joke about gay guys, jerking on, whatever else, kind of makes some people uncomfortable. Straight people.

Or like Seth Rogan, you know, you make the ranchy, whatever comedies and then all of a sudden, you develop a fucking conscience and you don't forget how to make a joke. It's Sarah Silverman, all of them. They fuck it all up. We got swatted on New Year's Eve. Congratulations.

Thanks, it was right when Medicare's stream ended. You think it's connected? Somehow I think so. Ha ha ha ha ha. But what they do, just knock on the door. They, well, you know what happened. Did they demand to come in? I was taking a shit.

Yeah. I'm starting to get ready for New Year's. Right. Because I was really hungover, so I didn't get out of bed till like 9.30. So I hop up, started taking a shit and my, I'm on my phone. Yeah. Tweeting about Lex Friedman.

Who's a fraud? Right. Uh, I'm, and I see a little citizen thing pop up, you know, that app citizen. Yeah. That tells you like crimes that are happening murder in the neighborhood. It said bloop and it said burglary, residential burglary, 50 feet away. And I'm like, ooh, who's this asshole that's getting burgl. Let me check this out.

I click on it. It's my address. Yeah. I was like, oh, wow, this son of, oh, let's see this fucker. What's he getting messed up? I was like, oh, oh shit. And then my, I hear my girlfriend shouting in the other room, we're see this fucker. Let's see, getting messed up. I was like, oh, oh shit. And then my, I hear my girlfriend shouting in the other room, we're being swathing.

So shit. It's such an event. Yeah. How many cops showed up this time? Only two. But it was a burglary they called in. Yeah. So they're coming in through the, they're coming in through the front.

They're coming in through the front. So then we're on the like the security cameras watching the cops like poke around. Yeah. They're fine. So I'm like the security cameras, watching the cops poke around. Yeah, they're fine. They're fine. So I'm like, I least they didn't call in one of those classic, like I've murdered my wife and whatever the fuck else.

Yeah. No. Cause then they send more than two cops. Yeah, I don't know why. Why they only call the like burglary. Berglary was just two, but swatting was like a million cops. No.

I don't know what, what? Well, let's do the video recently where like some guy killed a cop and then it showed the car chase of like, literally like a hundred cop cars chasing him down the highway. And you're like, what are you guys gonna do? Like one of the,

maybe the first 10 cop cars are gonna help. And the other nine brothers, yeah, it literally was, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that open target practice for them at that point. Um, two cops. They showed up. They're nice. Yeah, I opened the door. I was like, hey, yeah, it's a, it's fake. We're being swatted. Yeah.

I'm, uh, I'm a, are they all like cops familiar with the concept of, if you say I'm being swatted, do they go, well, the one said, are they like, what do you mean? The one said, uh, didn't that happen to you like a couple months ago? I think I was here.

I think I was on that call. Yeah, the sex stall and the basically goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was you. So they just did they just leave after like two seconds? Yeah. Yeah. So do you want to come in? And I said, now he has one of the drink. You know, drink.

Yeah. I did say that. Well, at least you guys will hopefully they'll do it a few more times because then you'll get put on a list of never come to your house. Is that really a thing? Why don't you put me on the list now? Yeah, put me on there now, Jesus. Yeah, now, but I'm surprised that the cops don't have, because some guys like, yeah, you see some of these streamers you keep getting swatted and you're like, you think the cops would just make like a, I think they like it.

I think they just like having something to do. I would just like to opt out of all government services to be honest. I'm like, what you do then? I'll send you Crane. However much money I think they should have. Okay, that would be nothing, because I know that's, I know you'll kill me if I say that. You got to send up something, that's what the flag says.

I'm the upside down flag. Uh, here's why. The represent their distress. Here's one, Vdo. Uh-oh. There's a little joke for you. This is this dumb lady who says, I've just learned that a husband of my close friend has been killed in the war. He was a filmmaker and volunteered to join the Ukrainian Armed Forces

after the full scale Russian invasion. They were such a beautiful couple and had a nine year old daughter rip this guy. So he's shooting guys, right? I would assume so. That's what happens when you shoot guys with guns. You get shot at yourself. You're saying? Yeah.

Yeah. It's a war. You're just laughing at a guy. I thought there was like going to be some dramatic twist. No, you're just saying dramatic twists is this post. Yeah. What are you? This is when fantasy meets reality.

Oh, shitty. I'd deny you're a daughter and a wife. Well, I will agree that if you have a family, it's probably not the best idea to volunteer to go to the front line of a violent conflict. You're getting sent into a fucking meat grinder. You think the Russian troops are, you think you're mowing through the Russian troops?

That's what Hitler thought. That's what the Nazis thought, guys. Hitler came to the house. Everybody, we're kicking their ass. totally get up there to the frontline. I know man, awesome. Germany's totally kicking Russia and Russia's ass. Let's get out there. But it ended up.

They got a lot of bullets in the face. Yeah, I mean, the whole point of like war is that it's supposed to be. That's why we send kids there because we're like, nobody's dumb enough to just go and do it. Surely adult men aren't dumb enough to go to war. And shoot at guys with guns. We have to try and adult man wouldn't be so fucking stupid. Teenagers, we can't send children. Africans do that. They're bad though.

There's a doc. There's a doc. We just tell children that the military's super important. Right. So that when they're 18, the ideal killing age, and they have no concept of morality, that's when we give them the guns. What's crazy, there's a documentary called

Anyone's Son Will Do, the idea that, you know, we don't care, we just want soldiers. Uh-huh. And this guy is explaining this, or he's like, you know, it's not about the most capable or whatever, it's really just whoever's dumb enough to sign up. Yeah. Or he's like, you know, it's not about the most capable or whatever. It's really just whoever's dumb enough to sign up. Yeah. And he's saying this on a bus full of soldiers on their way to like basic training. And like some

of them are like it's clean in the middle of the night. Like some of them are slid demanded. But I always imagine there's like one or two of them were like still kind of awake. And they're like, what's that motherfucker saying? What are you saying about? Who are you talking about when you say, not me though, I'm going to be like an ultra-marrow. I know these guys are so dumb. I'm going to have to teach them how to clean their guns.

Look at these morons behind me. Soon half of them will be dead. I was like, did you give that speech somewhere else? Here's the rest of this bitch continues. Oh, she's a journalist. This is journalism, by the way. What we're what I'm about to read. Time, half a million fucking followers. Time magazine writer. For years and generations to come, Ukrainians will never forget and forgive Russians for

killing our best and brightest, not just Putin or the military, but everyone who spread hate, God's responsibility or kept quiet. I feel profound disgust that this terrorist state exists. Shut up bitch. Shut up bitch, you got this guy killed with your bullshit. How does women all in the comments, I'm so, I'm so sorry, I'm just a whole whimp. They will pay for what they did. Shut up you fucking bitch, look at this one.

Look, see, it's a military guy. And then in the shadow, he's got wings because he's fucking dead. Wasn't that the Phantom Menace poster? It was Anakin and then the shadow with Darth Vader. They ripped that off. This is a rip off. I'm gonna say that.

I like the better when I was the Phantom Menace. And here's a weird impression is drawing a flower. Is that one of the last paintings? I'm gonna say that. I like the better when I was there when I was there. That's gotta be it otherwise. Otherwise the cycle perpetuates. I think it's a perpetuity because women will do this. Women are always like, can you believe those bastards did this, to this man? Yes, because there's a woman on their side saying the same shit. You gotta reject the women.

Yeah. Back in the kitchen bitch, I don't wanna hear it about any wars unless it's the war of your mouth with my cock. I think if you're living in Ukraine, I could, you could make the argument that, okay, well, I'm gonna fight back. Surrender. I mean, you could just surrender, then.

Surrender, take it. Yeah. And then you go to the Russian soldiers and you're like, why don't you guys fucking surrender too? Like, what if everybody just, the second you get sent in a war, it's like, all right. 10,000 of us are here and surrender. Like, why don't all the soldiers just discuss it ahead of time? Like, I'll do it if they send us in there.

We're surrendering immediately. Because there's not making fun of them. Because there's not making fun of them. What if everybody made fun of the military, like they make fun of Trump? Yeah. Wow. You're going to war. Okay.

Small dick. Very small dick energy. What do you mean? I mean, I have a big dick and I'm not shooting a bunch of guys with guns, but they get, they get you all amped up and believe all this shit. You know, they tell you. Because they have women. Yeah, I go.

Because they have fucking women like this doing it. All throughout history, they've had women hoars like this. Okay. Trying to amp guys up. Look at these bastards. Look at these bastards. Did two other women's husbands? To protect us.

Cause they want, cause women all, women all secretly want other women's husbands to go get killed in war. Yeah. Cause they're jealous. Exactly. That's why. Anyway.

She wants what she can't have. So she wants a, send them all to die. Ah. Nobody gets a husband. Here is. Don't go to Ukraine, guys. Just don't go. If you're already there and you're in a city situation,

it's like maybe pick up a gun. Just shoot guys on your own side. No, don't. What? Why? Same thing. They would shoot against. If you said, I don't want to go to war,

they're like, well, kill you. All right. Yeah, can make it. I just want to be the guy who's driving the grenade drone. So I keep watching those videos. You got to watch these videos. Oh, just grenade. Yeah, just like Russian guys are just trying to like hang out in a hole.

And you're like, yeah, that's pretty comfy hole that you're hanging out in. And then this fucking little drone just comes along and just like, to do it, to do it. And it's just got a grenade that like taped to it. And then it just like drops the grade directly on the guy and he's dead Ukraine I want this fucking job Yeah, this might be one of them

Contains scenes that some viewers might find is stressing Best bye Yeah, no, it's right behind you, bro. Get out of here! Ha ha ha! And look, this dude's already wounded. Oh no! I think this was the dude who managed to escape from three different grenades, but look at how good they are

at dropping them. Ha ha ha! Don't do it, go! Go! Go, run! Keep going! Run! How do they have more drone grenades?

This poor fucking guy. He's like, just leave me alone for the love of God. They're really good. If I don't go, I get killed. Look at how good they are at a, well that one, that guy sucked. But the first two, they summed down Russian bitch going,

they look what they're doing to our boys. You're doing this. This is all war is now, is flying a drone around dropping dog dropping dogs. Probably a drop it out. I'll do there's so many of these videos. They're fascinating. I'm so way, buddy. And all these Russian guys are like, this is definitely like I'm well hidden. I got perfect cover. And it's like, now dude, we just got fucking awesome drones now. Is it everyone? I guess so.

Yeah. Unsuspecting right. Yeah, look, these guys are like, they're in a good place. This looks like a car too. It's gonna be at. Oh, there's no guys around here. Cool. We're gonna be fine. Everything is gonna be fine.

Okay, where's the drop? Hey, I was off. This is a good place to hide. There are no bad guys here. Okay. I mean, this is from the drone. I assume it's preparing to drop. They on here in the air going,

that's what I don't understand. Like if I was in this war, here it comes. I would be like looking up constantly. Cause I swear it seems like 90% of the kills are just drones dropping these fucking grenades. Oh, it's getting ready. Waiting for the trap.

It's like octasing me. This is like those TikTok videos that just go on and on. Where the girls don't take their shirts off. Yeah, and you're like, come on already. Have you seen the TikToks where they go? The girls do you like this? And then they cut. Oh, they cut before.

But now they're doing like five yanks on the show. You're like, God, bitch, just add some bullshit. That's some bullshit. It's out already. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that one had some power in it. See. So this is all warriors now is a bunch of guys dickin' around flying drones and a drop in little crappy grenades on each other. It's fun. Go fight for this moron who writes for time. Yeah. Go avenger. I want to go for drunk. Let's go. Wine moms. Yeah., idiot husband. If Ukraine wants money, they should just have like a $50,000 weekend soldier program.

They're like, we'll let you drop. You know how you can go to Vegas to like shoot machine guns and whatever the fuck else? Like, why don't the Ukrainian army just be like, yeah, we'll like treat you like you're like, we'll call you the Ghost of Kiv or whatever the fuck. And you get to pile pilot this many drones and if you survive you get a candy cane and a little badge for your hat and then we send you home. Would you do that? I'd take the week if they let me drive if they let me fly the drone and try to kill some

guys. Oh, okay. Yeah. Then you would do it. Yeah. You get to save the video and you come back home and you're like, I killed that guy right there. Watch. It's just like playing Call of Duty. Here's Tom Brady. I'm ready. Good money doing that. I don't think about it. Tom Brady is kissing his son

doing more pedophiles though. Okay. Well, it is a picture of himself poolside while kissing his team. This is literally like, even the sun like a woman too, but this is why the Greek man better asked you. He was a very lady like some. This is a problem. This is like what a gay couple would post, you know? This is like what an old man posts when he's like teenage rent boy comes by and he goes, oh, just love this boy.

His toes are curling. Why is toes curling? I know, like I don't get this. I never sat in my dad's lap past the age of like, I never did four, maybe. I don't know. If I was a T sitting, Tom Brady, if you're just listening, Tom Brady's picture is a picture of his feet, his own feet outstretched towards a pool in his yard and his son's feet, his son is sitting in his lap with his feet also outstretched in between Tom's legs.

So Tom Brady's legs are on the outside resting on a pool louer. And his son's legs are slightly more on the edge. And his son's legs. So his wiener would be on his son's butt. See, this is why his son's legs are being twisted together. This is why it's good because then teenagers instinctively under like no, no, no teenager from the 90s would have been like, come on, come sit on my son, my lap son, you'd go, now that's gay, dad. So now these kids are all confused.

Son's on his lap like this? And why not? Why would it be, there's guys defending this, of course, because there's a sports addiction in our all gay. Yeah, some people are saying this is just a man loving a lick. Son, I'm gonna say that, I am gonna say, just don't do it. It's ebuffin. Yeah, exactly. No's ebuffin. It's ebuffin, yeah, it's exactly.

Now, this is a bizarre. Like you wouldn't do, is there anything that you would, I guess you would, I don't know, would you kiss your dad on the lips? Yeah. This is weird. Yeah, then kissing your son's, that's like a dog and the dog is hungry

and you're like trying to touch it and they go, yeah! Here's the thing, if I didn't know this was Tom Brady and his son, I would say arrest him. Well, if you arrest him. If you had captioned this, like, I'm in Bulgaria and the young boys here are, so I would absolutely believe that caption, I would be like, oh, this isn't boys here.

The young boy is not for any give. For, yeah, I would be like, oh, this isn't boys here. Young boy in the bathroom. Oh, I'm giving it up for 100 dracmas. If this was captioned in a certain, that's what it looks like. Like instinctively I go like, oh, something is weird here, you know? Why are you posting this, bro? Do you remember like, the life I'm missing?

Honey, I got a new, I got a new side piece. I remember like, you know, you went to your friend's house, you remember something like kissing their dad? Well, that would be a big problem. That would be a big problem. If that had happened in my friend's house. This would be a major problem for me. This is where my dad was posting this shit on the internet.

Yeah, it felt like if I went over someone's house and like his dad kissed him like that, I would go, I don't wanna come back here. Somewhere it's gone. Here's a great one. California now has a green light. Californians, excuse me, have a green light to sue the gun industry. Ah, so

what are the strangest pieces of legislation? Well, yeah, because it's always pursuing a gun manufacturer for what somebody did with their product, is that what it is? No, it's like the Texas abortion law, where you could sue anybody who's like, having an abortion or helping with an abortion. So like, if they sell a gun to the wrong person,

you can sue them. What? You can sue anybody who violate the state's laws against the manufacturer, distribution of a sale, ghost guns or other bands. So anybody that has, anybody that has an illegal gun or is making a ghost gun, like if you're printing 3D printing a ghost gun, anyone can sue you. Court. Get like $10,000 from you. Convoluted.

I don't know if I'd be suing a guy printing guns and his garage out of spite. No, that seems like a surefire way to catch a ghost bullet to the face. Good job of Borschen, dummies. You really, oh, so fucking morons really did. You really did a great thing for us with all your pro life shit. You got the government overrun with liberals. Thanks a lot for fucking add up. Thank you for that guys.

Good work. And you made it so anyone with a 3D printer in California or who's got goofy magazines or who hasn't been up to date on what's now illegal in gun laws in California can get sued by their well neighbors wife. It says this is in response to that abortion bill. It's like one of those like all of you do that.

I'm going to do this kind of tit for tat bullshit bills. Yeah, except it actually passed. Yeah, of course. You guys really fucked up everything with that abortion shit. Good work. And they're still going. She's eating Trump's tweet about the abortion stuff. Yes, shut the fuck up.

Pro-life people, kill yourselves. Go get an abortion on yourself. Let's not count on what Trump's saying. Are you saying you support Trump's? Yes, I have supported that the entire time. I fucking, I despise the super pro-life people because you will say to them, okay, but your position, your

pro life position is not supported by a, like, 75% of the country. Yeah. So if you pursue it, you're going to tank the Republican party and vote. Yeah, and they say, you have to do some matter because it's about life. And it's like, no, no, you don't understand though. You can't win. See, you can't win. So if you, the more you pursue it, you're going to lose all your other stuff.

Right. Well, all the matters is like, okay. And you're going to lose that eventually because like we're just going to, I don't know, shuttle people to the States that allow it anyway. Congress will just pass the law. Yeah. Don't figure it out. Like, okay. Well, the Republicans really fucked themselves with that stuff. As Trump was saying, he's like, you guys said you can't even abort like rape babies or like yeah, the mother's gonna fucking die. You still can't abort the he's like what are you? And then you really did that. Yeah.

What are you? What's wrong with you? It's like, stop. And like I even saw like some Republicans going, you know, maybe we do need to listen to the rest of the country because we're kind of fucking ourselves. Well, you got to take the L on this one. Everyone said, okay, well, you're right most of the time. Most of the time we got to let. the time, we gotta let it happen sometimes.

There are some of those guys. No, yeah, there are some of those guys who just like 100% are like, this is the only thing that matters to them, which is bizarre. I know I hate it. They're just as bad as all the COVID people, even one death. Even one death.

No, it's not even one death. That's not where the Supreme Court of Texas has denied. Oh, yeah, this one's pretty funny. This guy, the boy says why for something. Jeff Younger. Yeah. And then he's his daughter's tits off for the plugger with hormones. What exactly are they doing? Well, it's a boy. So they're going to cut his dick off. Yeah, his children are now being chemically castrated. Chemical castors. So hormones, he means hormones. Yeah.

Well, he doesn't have custody, right? Yeah, I guess that's not what you go to. Child support. You got to, yeah. It's true, read the dissent. His replies are really funny, too, because we're like, well, can't you do something about it? I see here.

Well, your, your boy is going to be a lady. And someday you'll sit that lady on your lap and kiss her on the neck and say, you're the bell. The ball. Here you go, Chad, guys. See how that, I see how that marriage and kids work. Yeah, yeah. Have fun with your tradew life because you divorces you

I think your kid decides they hate you and they want to change their last name and their gender end of the end of the end of the road for my kids Nothing more to do. Well, I mean kind of there is man must you surrogate. So what was that reference to? Well, you know, I'll just get your own kid. Yeah, I've thought about it. Why would you want a kid though? Because I'd be great. I'd be great at having kids. They're not like cats. They need your attention all day. But then they grow up and they do stuff for you.

Who else is going to work? Who else is going to work the farm when these hands get all bony and brittle? Who's going to fix me my soups? My numerous soups? My new, my soups. Truly heartbreaking. Oh, yeah. Thanks for the drinks. It is true though. I have thought about, I'm like, in this, in this modern age, if you want to keep your kid, you almost do have to use a surrogate. Yeah. Because you don't

want a woman like poisoning in. I hate to say it. Why? I can't trust any women anymore, I just can't. No. Because all I see online is I'm like, some guy was in a relationship with a girl, they broke up, he went on to have some small amount of success. Had his make a book coming out? Or yeah, exactly. And immediately, while we were in an abusive relationship and he was a toxic, but I'm like, I'm like, wow, these bitches just never make anything out of there. It's like being permanent,

being in a relationship with a woman even temporarily is being permanently shackled to their, you know, I was going to make a bad comparison. their, you know, Wims, I was gonna, well I was gonna make a bad comparison. What? You know, certain people will say the man is keeping them down, you know, the government.

Not people. Well, you're saying women are like black people? Well, it's like you're becoming the, the opposite side of that equation. Like you're the scapegoat for anything that goes wrong in their life moving forward. And their life's entirely wrong because they're dumb.

And they make bad decisions. I'm lucky that Mike, my ex-girlfriend, is like relatively successful. Because if her life had went off the rails, all I would hear about is how it's my fault and everything else. Here's a good one than what you're talking about.

This dumb bitch. Oh yeah, she saw this. I think so. I don't know if I read the whole thing. Or she says, my name is Sarah Woof. I was like, just leave this fucking guy alone. And I was sexually assaulted by Edie Monster. I don't know.

Yeah, like seven years ago and like nothing actually happened. Here's the, here's the assault I read. I read it until I started laughing. It's bad, but it's also one of those things where it's like, I'm scared. Let me, I mean, you, you, you, you, you, you are a victim blamer in a way.

Okay, she says this guy, my name is Sarah, and I go by Sarah Wolf. This guy sexually, this guy, where's a Twitch streamer? He's like a gamer. Yeah, he's famous. Yeah, it's weird. Famous enough to, well, maybe not,

famous enough to me too. Yeah, he's famous enough. Sex it's weird. Famous enough to, well, maybe not. Famous enough to me too. Yeah, he's famous enough. Sexually assaulted me in his mother's home in Pennsylvania. When I was 22, and he was 27. Yes. So, both adults. Yes. And his mother's home.

His mother's home. That's odd. Don't you think? This whole story is odd. I had always loved that as family of brother, and it's hard for me to speak publicly on something that has haunted me for so long. This whole story is odd. I had always loved that as family of brother, and it's hard for me to speak publicly on something that has haunted me for so long.

It's not in my wheelhouse to bear my soul for those who wish to judge you. Why are you talking like an HR meeting? It's not in my wheelhouse. We're gonna reinvigorate the paradigm of my rape. It's not in my wheelhouse. It's not in my wheelhouse. To bear my soul.

It's not a proper. Not in my wheelhouse. I mean, it's not incorrect phrasing, to bear my soul. That's not, it's not a proper, not in my wheel house. I mean, it's not incorrect phrasing, but it's bizarre. It's HR speak. That's not really in my wheel house. To bear my soul. All right. For those who wish to judge it,

bitch, what are you talking about? Yeah, this is that. What's in your wheel house then? Sometimes women learn too many little words and phrasing. So they're my soul, but those who wish the judge it. It should be known that my story and that of two other women with similar stories

were submitted to Twitch via their Offsite Investigations Team email. Oh, honey, that's, woof, thank God, because that's what I was gonna say. Did you get raped? You got a contact, oh sit on Twitch. You got an email, Twitch's Offsite Investigations team, right away. You know what I've learned say. Did you get raped? You got a contact, oh sit, on Twitch. You got an email, Twitch's, Offside Investigations team right away.

You know what I've learned about these like young women? It's like they just don't get the game at all. Cause like I was talking to, I've been talking to this girl and she's like, I was having trouble at work and I went to HR and they didn't help me at all. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yeah, they're not, that she's like, but that's human resources. They're not, they're not, they're not. They're the company you stupidity. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, they're not that she's like, but that's human resources. They're not. They're the company. I'm like stupid. They're specifically there. So that

employees who like could be a problem or are a problem are more quickly identified and removed from the infrastructure as quickly as possible. Yeah. So you. Yeah. So thinking thinking that twitches off site investigation team exit, they only exist to go, are we going to get sued? Yeah. If not ignore and proceed on words. Like that's it. We were not only met with roadblocks and stalling tactics. Okay.

So they didn't believe you. Right. They're not going to say, no, they're going to make you think, like, yeah, we're looking into it. Whatever, they're going to string you along as long as they can until hopefully you get tired. We were made to feel. And to sue them.

We were not a priority. We asked for help and instead of mad, it went to fucking Patreon trusted support. Like, you gotta kick this guy off. All right, sir, I'll figure it out. You're gonna look into it, man. Yeah, I gotta look into that right away. We're doing it.

Until they lose their mind and then you can say, well, you're just not being cooperative. Yeah, we're done. Sorry, we've done all we can to help. We were given nothing but to run around. It's been a couple of months and we submitted our stories with accompanying evidence, with little to no answers, clarity updates and without good quote, bedside manner.

It is time that other women be warned about what kind of a person eaty really is underneath this public. And this is exactly what Twitch want you to do. They're like, if you got allegations, just go make one of your little posts. that other women be warned about what kind of a person eat really is underneath this public. And this is exactly what Twitch wanted you to do. They're like, if you got allegations, just go make one of your little posts. Don't make us get involved. They're probably the guy at the fucking Twitch is like, I'll thank God.

They're just, you know, I fucking this guy. Yeah. Idiot at dumbbitch.com. Eddie and I met through my ex fiance who is at the time. It's just like a fucking classic chick story. Yeah. Totally irrelevant information. I met a guy.

He was so nice. He was so nice and so understanding. And Eddie would talk for hours, blah, blah, blah. I had no idea he was trying to fuck me. And I was like, shit, he was trying to fuck you. And that's why I talked to you. Nobody wants to talk to you, Norm. Have you noticed anyone in your life ever wants to talk to you ever?

And then anytime a guy who does suddenly want to talk to you, it somehow ends up that he wants to fuck you. What do you think that is? Maybe you're not that interesting. I always talk about your wheelhouses, all the problems in your life that you have caused and that you hang around. And your exposure to them is entirely your fault every time.

Eddie and I soon became best friends, inseparable for four years. We talked all the time and he was there for me when I needed a friend most. Because he was trying to fuck you. He helped me through some really hard changes in my life. Through the breakup with my ex-fiance. Yeah, it's definitely trying to fuck you through that. Through life in general.

And I think I helped you through your breakup. He's trying to fuck you. We're all trying to fuck you, you dumb idiot! After four years, I plan to go stay with my best friend for a few days, Wednesday through Sunday. Wow, that's a long time. I'm so glad you. After four years, so she hadn't met the guy for four years.

Right? My flight just broken up, and you're going over to some to your house. To stay for a little bit. A little of nowhere to stay with him for four days. My flight landed in Harrisburg, PA, and I saw it. Eddie, I ran and jumped into a big hug. So excited to be spending the next few days with my bestie.

Oh, God, you are fucking dumb. I had told, I had been told that because we were staying in his mother's house, that his room was the only room with a bed available. Yeah. But that it was large large and we could share so that I wouldn't have to spend money on a hotel room. So wait, are they sharing one bed? Like one large, this is the dumbest bitch in the world.

Come out to visit me, my big old bed. I have a big old bed. You know, my room, I won't try nothing. My room's the only one with a bed But it's a cheese. Oh man What a you know it's I Told the hotel that we wanted to beds and they gave me one can you believe it? Oh? How I mean me I could sleep on the couch, but I'm such a bad bad

I mean I guess what is after cram it you know sleep on the couch, but I'm such a bad bad. I mean, I guess one of us has to cram it. You know, sleep on the couch, bugs down there, we'll just have to cram in, I guess. What a disappointment. You know, we'll have separate blankets, I'm sure. Well, for it'll be fine, you know, and, what a, come on. What a fucking idiot. I have read, I don't know why, if this is a new thing,

but I have read so many, like me twos, where women like, what am I gonna spend money on a hotel? So they sleep in some guys, fucking, they're always sharing, yeah, hotel beds. It's always like conventions. Cause they don't pay for hotels. Cause it's cheap. As always, like some Smash Brothers tournament, they go, I woke up and Big Pikachu 69 was like rubbing my breasts through my shirt and I'm like, couldn't believe it. Why'd you share a fucking bad with big Pikachu 69? That's your fault. I mean, to an extent, look, we don't want to victim blame, but you should have. No, you're not a victim. He's the victim. You don't sleep in a man's bed. You're victimizing him by doing that. Hold on, hold on, disavow.

Okay, it's just, come on, use your head. You know, if you're, if you're climbing who guys bad, they know what's gonna happen. They just think they can navigate it. They just think like, well, I'll be like, I think they're the one cool bitch who's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like everybody understands, I'm just one of the guys. It's important to mention that I was deeply in love

with my boyfriend, now husband, when I went to visit Edie Eddie. How do you have a boyfriend? And tell him, I'm going to this dude's house in the middle of nowhere. I'm sleeping in his bed. I'm sleeping in his bed. It's cool though, because the bed's really big.

What are you doing in a new rental hotel? Yeah, what are you doing in a new get a hotel? What is that? I don't have money for that. Yeah, you could not go then. I would not go. If you can't afford a hotel, you can go to a house, your friend, whatever.

But you're not gonna at least say you want a sleeping bag and you're just sleep on the floor. You don't share a bed with the fucking guy. I'm just gonna be your mom. How about that? We can share a bed. Oh, big a bed. This is crazy. What a loser her husband is.

Why would you, okay, that happened whatever. Why would you then go post it online? Yeah. That you went to a guy's house and slept with him while you were dating your now husband because you were too poor to get a hotel room. You gotta dump that bitch, man. You got to dump this bitch. When I went to visit and Eddie reassured me that he was very much in love with this girlfriend.

Okay. There was never any discussion or hinting at anything sexual. Why would his girlfriend be okay that he has her visiting and staying in his bed? Because he didn't tell it. What is that? Yeah, exactly what's the other thing? Is your girlfriend, here's how to solve this situation in the future ladies.

Be like, oh cool, I just want to talk to your girlfriend first to make sure everything's cool. Cause I don't feel comfortable sleeping in your bed. Don't be friends with him. Unless I talk it out with her. Don't get attention from your dad. Well, dad might do something more horrible

than what he did. Once we got to his mom's house, I realized that his girlfriend was nowhere to be found. Oh my God, how could you have seen something? Wow. Then it was revealed to me that she was staying in a hotel. So that would... So this is what I don't understand.

Why is the girlfriend staying at the girlfriend live out of town too? She probably didn't exist. This is bizarre. I didn't know she was coming to visit it at the same time as me until days before I arrived. At the time, that's so crazy. My girlfriend's visiting, but don't worry,

I stuck her in a hotel so that me and you can have uninterrupted alone time. I'm immediately, when I arrived, he started giving me a tour of him and his girlfriend's sex toys and telling me all about how they pardon my language, fucked. Well, you didn't need to use the word, fucked. You could have just said, at sex, if you had to give the language, which is bad. I was ridiculously uncomfortable, but I chose to laugh it off. What an idiot.

All right, I don't really care what happened to the rest of it. I just thought the sharing the bed was so-syncing. I love it. Just for those who were waiting for the money shot, he groped her in the bed and then she said, stop. No, man. He kind of stopped, I guess. No. And then she found out the big twist, Dick,

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Oh, and the one clearly marked a bed, you know, guest room with a little sign on it. You didn't ask the mom. It's too bad you don't have a rollout or anything like that. It is one of the situations where you go. The second a guy says, don't worry, we'll just share my bed. Ladies, come on, you know what that means.

Vaccination, you turns, you see all the people you turning on? Vaccinations? Meaning what, doctors? Doctors. Yeah, they're like, hey, don't take it. Okay. If you're young, if you're young and healthy, you have to get healthy.

Well, cause what, are they worried about blood clots now? That's all they ever hear anybody complaining about. Yeah, that turned out to be real. Yeah, old people were getting blood contacts. This is Dr. John Campbell. I don't know. He's probably scam artist. I mean, he literally has posters behind him on this thing.

Yeah, textbooks. My special. Yeah, I don't know. Sounds like a crackpot. Why don't you get a, get a real doctor in here? I don't care. I didn't get it. I got the Vax.

I am single boosted, sadly. I like to get that. Wait got the Vax. I am single boosted, sadly. Like to get that. Wait, am I double boosted? I think I'm double boosted. You're gonna get it more. Aren't they? You're in all after all the hard times. It's a triple way to go.

It's not even dangerous anymore. I don't wanna get the sniffles. I don't wanna get a cold. You still are, though. Sean's Vaxed. I know I'm probably gonna get, apparently everyone's getting COVID right now, so I'm fucked anyway. Dumbly fatty fatty, though. So I need it. Yeah. I know I'm probably gonna get, apparently everyone's getting COVID ran out, so I'm fucked anyway.

Dumbled Vax. I'm being fatty fatty though, so I need it. Yeah, you should at least wait. I'm core mutton, no. I like my core mobubbidities or whatever they fuck they call them. Double Vaxed norwegian clinical psychologist. Oh, okay, here's a good one. This one's a good one.

Silly of sheep. She's a psychologist though. Calls for complete, wait, oh really? Clinical psychologist because of- Why would a psychologist- No Calls for complete, wait, oh really? Clinical psychologists because if we're evidence, it's not only about my own. Okay, that's bullshit. Well, I don't know, she's a dumb lady, she doesn't know shit. All right, if she was like a hell, like your cardiologist,

that'll listen to. That's a guy who deals with the cardiologist. Yeah, what is the, let me try to find one of those. Oh, I think this guy, not a cardiologist at the top, about the idea of what he's talking about. He's talking about the idea of what he's talking about. He's talking about the idea of what he's talking about. He's talking about the idea of what he's talking about. He's talking about the idea of what he's talking about. He's talking about the idea of what he's talking about. He's talking about the idea of what he's talking about. He's talking about the idea of what he's talking about.

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effects of the jab. Man, why do they call it the jab? I don't know. Anything and everything that can go wrong with the heart is on that list from heart attack. Is this a real guy? Hot-tax strokes, long strokes. Yeah, but are those on the list for like every vaccine or more likely to get a serious adverse event than one is must be hospitalized with COVID?

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If you want to get a bunch of trans people to all play soccer together, I don't give a shit. It's just when you want to do it with people of clearly different bodies than you that only oh well It seems I would be in the front row. Yeah of the trans boxing league Why don't you get all the trans kids and just like forcing to play soccer so there's enough of them to make a team I want trans gymnastics. I want to see because then they really got to like tuck it in and like maybe it's gonna come flying out of their pants when they do a triple lots or whatever Yeah, you never know. All right, I read some comments Gurslover says rage going green my rage is that if I have to hear one more thing about some pain in the ass going green

Programmer incentive that makes everyone else's life suck. I might finally go postal and minecraft nothing grinds My gears like some white woman at the office convincing management that we have to get rid of any dairy or meat snacks. Oh, dude, that's the worst. This is a construction firm. So it's office ladies setting policies for everyone. Last week I had to, last week to add to my own madness.

My apartment removed the good shower heads in favor of water conserving ones saying they were going, they were going green to get local taxes. That's a low flow shit. That's the worst shower you'll ever have in your life. I didn't reverse Trump's no more low flow law. Trump got rid of the low flow shower law. Yeah. Biden came in and kicked it kicked it.

What is that law of applying to? Showerheads. You can't have. You're not allowed to sell like ones that jam you full of water in it. Yeah, you're not allowed to, it's over like 2.5 gallons of energy, something like that.

And they want to make it lower. Or can you get like an old, like can there is anything stopped in here from buying old ones? Well, you can go in and rip out the regulator. Right. But people don't know how to do that. What if mine, I wonder if I need a new shirt. But then you rip out the regulator and it's don't know how to do that.

Hold her fine. I wonder if I need a new shower. But then you rip out the regulator and it's like a fucking garden hose. It's just too much. That's true. Can't you, but is it just a bunch of holes in a piece of metal?

Couldn't you get like a tin can and construct your own fucking shower head? Look, more stuff you have to do. So now it takes twice as long to get a good shower. I did the math. It uses way more water in the end. Well, we did the math. I remember my mom did that to save money and I was like, you fucking bitch.

It was the worst shower I ever had in my life. She did the whole house or just yours. I think just the down, I started having to use the upstairs shower and she's like, why don't you use that one? I'm like, because you can put that stupid fucking thing in there. It was terrible. I was like, what do you do? She's like, I don't know. It's the difference. I'm like, how do you know it's the difference? There's like, why do you use that one? I'm like, because you didn't put that stupid fucking thing in there. It was terrible.

I was like, what do you do? She's like, I don't know. It's the difference. I'm like, how do you know it's the difference? There's like nothing coming out. Women are weird in the shower. They're super weird. And we live in Massachusetts, so it was fucking freezing.

And you're like, under this tiny trickle of like, you're like, oh, God, please. Oh, God. And I was like, not enough. So you're just freezing to death. And this awful thin shower. The first thing my mother ever do. Worse than falling into a toilet.

Feel free to read my real name, Zai Talk, I forgot his name. And maybe I didn't know. And regards to episode 307, where a news item talked about a woman falling into a toilet from the debate about what's what's the worst thing that can happen in suit. I have a contender. I was helping someone clean their flooded basement for a day, but they were hoarding cardboard.

So I couldn't see the floor. After about four hours of using my shop vac, I got to the floor and I saw that I had been turning septic tank overflow into an aerosol with my shop vacume. So I got sick and threw up. Jesus Christ. They were hoarding cardboard. So you had to shop vac the ruined cardboard. Like what?

Cardboard up. And it turned out what was getting it wet was a septic tank overflow. So it wasn't water, it was shit coated cardboard. That's pretty bad. Cool. Cool. Yeah.

Those basement floods, man. Hopefully we don't deal with that in California. Yeah, thank God. Zach says, Vito is bullshit. What the fuck is this? I don't know. Like, I'm on your new land. I'm on our show, I gotta deal with like fucking haters,

I come on this fucking show, I gotta deal with haters. Uh, Diggah had to angrily stop the last episode of the biggest problem in the universe to rant at Vito for a minute, and I don't have his email. What did I do? Vito, quit making excuses about losing weight and get off your ass.

I'll go do a super set. How's that? I'm going to go do super sets. As a fact guy myself, I feel comfortable yelling at you. Since late September of 2022, I have lost 85 pounds. Doing what? And counting. So you're saying it's easy, so I can just do it whenever I want.

Got it. So I'll start tomorrow's easy, so I can just do it whenever I want. Got it. So I'll start tomorrow, who cares? October, November, three months, 85 pounds in three months. Yeah, that doesn't sound possible. That's possible. I don't think that's, what did he do to do then?

How did I achieve this miracle you may be asking? Well, Vito, it's really fucking crazy. I walk two to two and a half miles, three to five times a week. I cook all my own meals, and I eat lots of vegetables and baked chicken. And before you go on about how you have a busy life, I'm a goddamn paramedic in a time where the EMS building is critically understaffed. And that's just my full time job.

On my days off, I work at my family's bakery, baking pastries. At a bakery, Vito, I have to go into our bakery every day of my life and resist eating everything inside. Congratulations on losing the weight. Oh, you're so inspiring. You're the next Jared. Next thing you know, you're going to be raping a bunch of fucking kids because that's all the motivates you fucking sick fucks It's worth it though. I feel better overall. I look better. I don't feel like I'm standing on again You're gonna get fat. You know what? You're gonna start you're gonna start relaxing and you're gonna last all this way And I can just take a break from it. Yeah, you're gonna get a fat again. It no time. You'll be right back

I want you to send a letter back in when you regain all that weight. You go. Fido, you're right. I have a healthier life overall, but the best thing about it is that it's spiteful. I got tired of listening to you complain and make excuses about losing weight. So I decided to do what I do best, give into pure spite and lose weight just to show you up. I was over 400 pounds in September. So you're still a big nut. Well, if you start at 400, that's like, isn't it easier to lose the way when you weigh a shutdown?

Cause like, I don't know. That way it's just like sitting around doing nothing. And now I'm about to hit the wall. You're about, he's about to hit the fucking wall. He doesn't even know. He thinks, oh, it's so easy. The wall's coming, bitch. He thinks, oh, it's so easy. The wall's coming, bitch. 400 pounds. I can't go down anymore. You're fucked. And it's literally just

from walking. I only just now left the gym. Just your body is so shocked from like no, see like I like I walk. I like walk around and shit. Okay. My body's used to a moderate amount of exercise. If I was literally 100% sedentary and then all of a sudden did like the slightest amount of exercise, your body reacts violently and you start shudder and pounds like crazy. Okay. But I'm not that. So I have to I have to actually put in like consider real effort to get any returns. I'm like you, you fat piece of garbage. So Vita, please quit complaining. Get off your ass

and take a fucking walk a few days a week. You'd be shocked at how far even just super- Super- Basically hit the wall. You're gonna hit the wall. You're gonna go, I don't understand. It's harder to lose weight now, because your body's gonna adjust to the amount of

the pedophile amount I exercise you're doing. Yeah. Now, your baked chicken in vegetables isn't gonna save you, you're fucked. Back to you, Dick and Sean, I owe you a huge thanks for the fat watch segments, which caused this fat ass enough shame to get up off my ass and get into the gym. I wish it worked for Vito. Keep up the great work, guys.

I'm gonna lose this shit ton of weight this year. Here's the thing. So you're gonna do it by eating a giant breakfast burrito before Dick's show and then shitting in his toilet. Google violently. Google Mughal sent this in. This is a woman using her husband's cancer death

for cloud. Let's see. Well, might as well. Well, she's gonna do it. Oh, okay. EOV. Is he dead? Holy fucking shit in a way!

Is that a dead guy? Ah, let's see here. Holy fucking shit! It says, it looks like a dead guy. When your husband passes away from cancer. Wow, okay. He's got a big ol' vein in his head. Oh man, that's weird.

Ha! All right. Okay, wait, he's still in the sound. He's still mumbling. The video has no sound. Okay, so it's a guy laying down. He looks like he's got cancer. He looks like you might be dead,

but he's breathing. He's got two. He's mumbling all over. His eyelid is half closed, one of them, so it looks really weird. And then she says, when your husband dies from cancer, you turn to exercise. Well, maybe that's what I need.

Maybe I need somebody to die from cancer in my life. And she's doing like a bunch of yoga on a yoga mat. Is this even real? I don't know. And then, then I'm watching sure where I live. And she's doing ballet and her active wear and some yoga stuff

and inspire others to do the same lightning bolt. And then it's a bunch of chicks working out. Okay, so her husband died of cancer. I don't know that this picture of her husband dying was that's the same. Yeah, you could have just had her standing by the window, putting her hand up to it. Yeah, contemplating. Or like a nice picture of them together. Yeah, from his memorial service. Something nice, as opposed to, I thought it was literally shit, a video of that guy. I think he's still alive there, but still poor guy.

Or lucky guy. You imagine you die and all you get as a fucking video your wife dancing memorialize you. Doing her active wear line. Look at me. What could I do? All right, that's all women. They're all steward from Med TV.

What could I do? That's good. Let's do that. I only bought my husband's dead from cancer. You could do? That's good. Let's do that. I only know how to pronounce him instead from cancer. You could do an erotic story. Ooh, do I get to read the lady parts? No, it's not that kind of erotic story. Well, then what's the story?

We do some advice. I got all sorts of advice. Okay, let's do advice. Hey, Dick and Sean, I guess, Vito too. Long time listener, it's my first time writing in. I was hoping you could help me with the problem I've had with my girlfriend. I've been dating this girlfriend almost a year.

Five, three, gargantuan mega melons, freakishly thin waste, you know. GMM's. The whole package. I have to admit this is a little embarrassing. I can't remember where to accept it, but I recall that if you said something in the lines of if your girlfriend farts audibly around you, you need to nip that shit in the butt.

That stuck with me since I've heard it. And I finally got into a point where I can't take it anymore. I guess at this point, I'm like, she's farting. Good question. At this point, it's self-explanatory, and I'm embarrassed to come to you with what is perhaps my weakest moment, but I have no one else to turn to. It all started one night when we were watching Netflix, a tiny little toot,

inoffensive at the time, that was the critical moment that I missed. This, as you might expect, was the start of my nightmare. Ever since that day, she has continued to establish her dominance by farting carefree in my presence. And with each occurrence, I feel my grip on reality, my will to continue existing slip away. Please friends, help me domesticate her.

Now that the president, the president has been said, the president is so. How do I turn the tables on this girl? Thanks for your help. And I appreciate what you guys do. English isn't my first language So I hope this flow is okay go fuck yourself barely understand that you fucking what is he Japanese? Probably the best punctuated letter ever ever see I'll never foreigners are like I'm English is my first language

How'd I do and you know fucking terrible yeah barely let you all How it is what they did like a perfectly really English isn't your verse language wouldn't a guess Yeah, barely logical. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's men enjoying themselves. So you got to lean into it. You got to go like, yeah, you got to, baby, it turns me on. Go to the fart. Yeah, give me more of that sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet,

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And she said, I've really been getting into this this fart fetish porn. She's gonna get all upset and be like, I don't want you watching that. That's not okay. And you know? And you go, I don't know. It's just like, something about it.

It's just, when you've been doing it, I think about this girl. Yeah. The fart fetish girl. Go to there, hang out on there, read it, and learn their lingo, and start talking like them. Every time she does it, get into fart hunter mode. I don't know.

And knock her away from the pillow. Oh, yeah. Oh, bitch. Oh, freeze it. Do weird stuff. You have to be complicated. Otherwise, it's not going. Like do weird stuff. You have to, it has to be complicated.

Otherwise, it's not going to be a disaster. Yeah, I think that I think that could work. Horrifying. Start making horror, horror sounds during sex. Like as you're coming, like, can you make a fart sound for me? Please, come on. Yeah, I think I think we've nailed it here. Give it a shot.

Give that a shot. Tell her I wanna be in your cast chamber. Ha ha ha. Now and forever. If I'm one of those masks with a hose and I wanna stick it up your ass and have you blast rectal goodness into my life.

Give her like a card for your anniversary. Yeah. Like roses or red, violets or blue. I love the smell of your stinky poo poo. Yeah, there you go. And pretty stoked though. I'm making it a joke. Can you want to have a girlfriend at all?

I'm solved either way. All solution. Pretty good solution I'm a good at job. You want to have a girlfriend at all. Which is solved either way. All solution. Pretty good solution. Okay. I think you're just going to have to accept it. No. No. That's horrible advice.

Faraday and her face. Hmm. That could work. Every time she farads, you go grab her, have diarrhea. Yeah. Right in her face. Or say every time, just shitting your pants and go every time you fart, it just makes me shit in my pants.

Can you please stop farting? And then she'll want to stop. Jesse says, hey, Dick, I've been a big fan since the early, biggest, original biggest problem in the universe days. Still listen to the Patreon and the reboot and the Dix show best comedy podcasting there is that's true I've actually met you I was at the road rage affiliate in 2017 nice did you share a big bed because there wasn't any other rooms yeah ask your guy your guy friends sleep in your bed and they come over now

Yeah, do you invite them in their bed because how big it is Anytime a guy starts talking about how big his bed is you're in for a bad time I don't understand how those how those people are treated like the same as you and me What women yeah, like, you're telling me you, a man told you, a man showed you his collection of sex toys and then said, would you like to get into my rather large bed? And you said, then you're not the favorite. I'm so glad to be spending a weekend with my best friend.

My bestie, my bestie, whose girlfriend is staying in a hotel at the same, I'm in town visiting. What's that fucking meme where all the math symbols are like running past you? Yeah, shit, that woman. I guess I'll have to get in the bed. I'll cut to the chase. I'm in need of your particular set of skills. I need some advice on how to get my sense of humor,

confidence back. I was Navy for 10 years. You see the military guys always do this? Yeah. It's the Navy. They always, I was Navy. Yeah, I was Navy. I was Navy.

I was Navy on the OT. I was OT, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was in the Navy. For 10 years and scored all the women I wanted with my wit and humor and shit. O.T. I was O.T. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is too much of a pussy to take a chance on a joke, just in case it doesn't land. Oh, wow! Or if somebody finds it offensive, we broke up a few months ago,

and every single time I've interacted with a woman at a bar or whatever, she quickly loses interest because this bitch made me boring and vanilla as hell. I'm looking for your expert advice on what I can do to get that confidence back. To stop giving a fuck about all the sensitivity conditioning and actually get myself back out there

as a carefree, hilarious dude that I used to be. Oh. Yeah. That's tough question. I know what he needs. What does he need? You gotta get a racist friend. Just hang out with him. Get on a cop group tax. Me to cop. Get a cop, buddy.

And they're going to say the most fucked up shit about every race under the sun. I don't even think those group tax are funny, but I'm in them. I'm listening. You're just a big man. You'll sort out, you go like, well, that's a little far. But we will desensitize you very quickly. And you say, we do you mean society again? It's like whatever, you know? Like I, as a comedian, I know which of my comedian friends I can say the N word to. Right. And it's a catharsis.

Yeah. Like me and you after the. And it's a catharsis. Yeah. Like me and you after the show, it's just like, and bomb, and absolutely. Like all over the place. Yeah. You know? And yeah, once you got, once you have that safety net, it relaxes you. Yeah.

A day to cop. Yeah. That's what you need to do. You'll never have to worry. Then you can say whatever you want. Get a bunch of racist friends. You don't say it about like the Irish or something, then they all of a sudden go, Hey, start watching cozy TV. They say the anywhere at all the time. Don't watch all that cozy stuff. And you'll very quickly become all your liberal programming will be overwritten. Yeah. Five, have you ever dated a liberal chick for five years who sucked it out of you?

Never for that long of a period, but I definitely dated liberals back in the day. Yeah. And then occasionally I get like messages from them, like, you know, I'm kind of disappointed in you. I'm like, yeah, I know. I know you're all disappointed in that I'm not whatever. I always like, the Netflix room, we went to Netflix. I tell you this story and my ex-girlfriend.

She goes, I saw you at the Netflix protests. I'm like, yeah, yeah, she goes, I didn't know you work for Netflix. And I didn't have the heart to tell her. I said, yep, just showing solidarity for my trans, brothers and sisters. I didn't know. Within the Netflix organization. That's why we were in the news. Yeah.

As the broadcast was, went so well. That's why me specifically, I was in the news. I think all the trans people were like, wow, that guy really supports us. I think I told her, well, I'm not working there, but occasionally I come in and consult on some things. Like transitions. Yeah, transits. And I, you know, some of my friends were going and I just, I still don't know if she found out

like why I really went there. This person has blocked you. Very possibly. Yeah. I was showing solidarity. That's a good idea. Get racist friends. Get racist friends.

And don't, don't, the problem is, you should, everybody should have like some racist friends, I think. Yeah. You should have some friends who are like more openly racist. Openly racist. Openly racist. You know, you're a little bit ashamed of them. You don't want your black friends to know that they're there.

But I think if anything they give you, they could be black. They could be black. That's true. Get racist. Got to ease yourself back in. Like when the people got out of concentration camps in the Holocaust, They could be black. They could be black. That's true. Get racist black. Got to ease yourself back in. When the people got out of concentration camps in the Holocaust, they had to ease themselves back in to eating food.

So you need to ease yourself back into racism. You need to start with some anti-male racism, ableist racism, saying shit like crazy, retarded, stuff like that, schizophrenic. Skits of frenic. Then you can ramp it up to hating women, but not like hating women just like, well, you know, it's the patriarchy's making them do things like they can't drive. Start with sarcastic racism. Yeah.

I go, yeah, I'm sure it's the patriarchy's the one of making them like not be able to do that. And once you reach all the stuff about the Jews raping kids, that's when you turn around because you dug a little too far. So that's when you stop., because you've dug a little too far. So that's when you stop. That's when you have to get there. You got to get there. First, once it goes, really, all governments are just Jewish people trying to rape our children.

That's when you stop and you've gone, you're right at the end. Because that's not funny. Not even Hitler thought the Jews were funny. Yeah. Okay. That was his most tragic quality. All right, everybody, that's been a big show. I'll be in a cast.

And don't forget to listen to more of Vito and Dick at biggest problem. Dot show. That's exciting. Is that that's the biggest podcast of 2022? Some people really like the show. It's great. Listen short. And then some people I'll never listen cuz veto's on it

Bwap, bwap, bwap, bwap, and you know what? If you give me a chance you're gonna learn to love me. I tell you that we got an email That was like veto just was I hated veto and then he really started growing me and now I hate him again But they hate me for a different reason. They hate to love me. Yeah, I love me. All right goodbye. We'll do some voicemail after that Oh Rumble thanks rumble for letting us The number one streaming service of America give us money We're gonna get that rumble deal give us money while you still got it. I think rumble offered Mr. Girl a deal I think I'm how get that rumble deal. Give us money while you still got it.

I think rumble offered Mr. Girl a deal. I think I am. How's he doing? Not good. Not good. He's still dealing with being raped by destiny. Oh man. Oh man.

It's convoluted. Cause he come, it's convoluted. What's convoluted? Well it's convoluted is that he has people come to him and they go, destiny did this, this, this, this to me, right? Yeah, girls. Well, that's the problem is that he goes, well, that's horrible.

Let me look into it and then like half of them are like making shit up to fuck with them. No way. Yeah, so he, oh, to fuck with Mr. Girl? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that, it's one of these things obvious. It's one of these things where he's like, I don't know if Destiny actually,

you know, what he did or what he didn't do. Destiny's actually hiring women to lie, to throw out noise. Did you see the picture that Max's girlfriend drew, though, of Destiny on a throne made of bones and all his like other streamers or little dogs. He has an unleash. And in the background are a bunch of dogs ripping Mr. Girl apart. No, that sounds cool. It was super metal.

It was like awesome. Where can I see that? Go to Twitter and look up CBGB. CBGB's Mrs. Boy or whatever. Oh, her name's Mrs. Boy. I think that's what she put her name as MS Boy. But I think it's at Shibi Gb's. IE.

The search is fucked now. Yeah, it's like broken. Fucking what's the J E B's? J E B's. Oh, I guess that's not it. No. No, it's broken. You can't find anybody on Twitter anymore.

I hope that this buying Twitter thing destroys Elon Musk. He needs to, yeah, he keeps breaking his old fucking site. Any time I make something, Teslas are cool anymore. Like the actual car, I've heard multiple women go, like, yeah, they're just kinda like, they're kinda like, any time I try to tag you on a post, it like doesn't work. you on a post, it like doesn't work. Yeah.

Uh, I don't know. Okay, I got a S H E B I E. Hold on, I'm not. Hold on, hold on. I'm not. S H E. Ah! I spilled so much beer on this keyboard, it doesn't work, right? S H E B I E underscore.

G B there. There she is. Yeah. Hmm. Click the media tab. It should come up. Yeah, right there. And even everybody who likes Destiny is like, I gotta say, this is pretty fucking hardcore.

She's a good artist. Look at that. Who are all the people? You can look on their collars if you zoom in. Right click on that and open a new tab, and you can zoom in on it. Okay. And then all their collars say who they are.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Melina, that's his wife. Yeah. Dan, who's that? These are all like guys who he like has on his stream or he links to their streams. Canary, Chad, These are all like guys who he like has on his stream or he links to their streams. Canary, Chad, and I'm logic, I know that guy. Britney.

I forget if that's which Britney is then. If I do not be Britney, it looks like her. And then look at the background. You see the corpse being ripped apart by dogs. That's for Mr. Cull. Oh, no. Lab is off the leash. I'll say this,

really said something about society. I'll be really sad if Max and, uh, and Shaila never break up because they're the perfect amount of crazy for each other. I gotta say, you gotta love a woman who's making political cartoons of you being ripped apart by your enemies. I mean, my God.

Okay. Yeah, the Mr. Girl saga continues. I don't know. I love that guy, but it always sounds depressed. Yeah. We're gonna play Call of Duty at some point though. Okay. Don't you have a PlayStation?

I don't know. You would ever play those Call of Duty's? No, I suck at them. Well, never mind. The cantilians died last week and Christy Kiwi wanted $500. That's probably vaccine related. Yeah, sure. Jesus, this is why your show gets pandiced, dumbass.

Well, RIP cantilians, that's sad. And now, so Christy Kiwi wanted a thousand dollars to do a tribute for him. And I said, no. And you didn't want to say anything, or it at all. Because him and Cantellians did like a show for a little while, right? Yeah. And then afterwards, after the episode, he made a song, recorded a song and said, no money. For no money.

So here is you're only remaining whack packers at this point. I don't know. I think maybe let's see here. I got to get some new ones. I know you can we got I think that should be your goal. Yeah. We need some whack packers for a biggest problem as well. We got to find some weirdos. You're everything I've hoped for. You're everything I need. You are so beautiful. I was surprisingly touching. Gay. So he made that. Yeah. He said, he said this is for

cantilians. Right. And it's that song about you're so beautiful and I love you and stuff. Is that one? Your everything I hope for. It sounds like a... Your everything I need. Sounds like a castrotti.

You sing it. Oh. So, It's not great. Oh. Now I'm wondering, does he just have this on his phone and he like sends it to every one of these women? He tries to all these escorts.

I don't know. He's had it sitting around. You think so? Well, I mean, it's kind of a generic song. I don't think he sings to escorts. He immediately calls them fat and asks if they will marry him. Does that ever work? Yeah, he gets late all the time.

And he always, he always goes, Hey, do escorts ever fall in love with their clients, is that a thing? Yeah. It's a good line. It works every time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time.

The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time.

The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. The way he treats the rest of the time. Yeah, I'm like, well, they're not gonna come. Oh my god. All right. Does he pay for these escorts? Yeah, he got a government He's on disability. Does that give you enough money to well, because you know, yeah, so my squirts are cheap Yeah, okay, there's do some voicemails what time is it time to part? Yeah, we apex The Australian dude maybe hit the fun Twitter or some who's telling me

he DMs you. And he mentioned it to me. Yeah, that's his legit. He was on the few episodes of the the after show. All right. I don't know what he's talking about. The fuck is that? I think I might have grabbed the wrong one or something. Oh, the big show. It's a whole movie. You know, I think I might have grabbed the wrong one or something. Oh, the big show. It's a whole new year.

You know, I got a biggest red delusion for you. Whole New Yorker. Last night, the last time I'm growing that, next to Cry. What? I'm watching the Medicare stream there. No, I'll tell you something. You know, next place, boys, smell my long time ago. Will you excuse me, Cry?

Yeah. Definitely was not. Ha, ha, ha boys, no, my long time ago, excuse me, crying. Yeah, I was not. I might be out though. You cried during the medical stream. What? Is he crying right now? I think he might. Dick, you've been a lot.

I appreciate your help. He's still genuinely crying, I think. All right, I hope they're Mr. Medicare. Yeah. Oh, no. I don't, I don't get it. I really don't get it. I mean, he's funny.

Well, I guess I just missed the entire like, Medicare. Was he that big of a thing? Yeah, huge. How many years have been a long, long time? Oh, he had to have hundreds of thousands before he got, he did, showing a trans surgery, I think. Which was crazy. I just agree with that.

Like that trans stuff got you booted and it still gets you booted. You can't say like anything, it's crazy. It's a projectile. I can't even say that COVID was a hoax. That's different though. It's not even real anymore.. I can't even say that COVID was a hoax. That's different though. It's not even real real anymore. Like what is the danger of shitting on COVID now?

No, it's not dangerous anymore. All that shit should go away at this point. I hope he doesn't die. Mr. Medi-Kurr, we're all good. He could get better. I hope he doesn't die right now. What if he gets better? I mean, the way he's phrasing it, but I don't know.

Again, this could be a bookie. Get better from cancer. Could be a bookie type situation where you just play it up and you go, I'm definitely gonna die. So I don't fucking know what it's gonna happen. Maybe he, like, you know, you could be, I don't know what he has still, right?

Is it still unknown what he has? Some kind of, so he has some kind of cancer. I assume it's a cancer. He said he had a very compromised to do this for a long time. Yeah, and he's immunocompromised. I guess he says that he doesn't want to stream because he wants to concentrate on that.

Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, but if you stream video games, that's what I don't get. I'm like, what's the strain of sitting around talking to him on microphone? I can see not sure if he's going into a fucking hospice. You don't need the money. Yeah, I guess you only the money if you're going to flee this moral coil,

but is the moral coil? But isn't it like his whole thing? Is he loves being loved? I don't know. No, he's a complicated guy. You can get better. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what he has.

He's going to spend the time with his fucking family. I don't know anything that's like guaranteed to be termed like even fucking. Well, no, there's that you can get to the state where you just go, I'm not fighting in it. If it's like stage four cancer, yeah, you can go, all right, well, I want to, if you, I mean, you better, you can't get better from that. Very rarely, it's like, it's like 2% of people, I think.

That's see, you know, to say, well, yeah, there's always a to hope, but there's also always, there's always a chance Sean's vaccinated and somehow he's still got COVID and how would it have the chances of that? It's gotta be low because it's a vaccine. I don't know what's gonna happen.

I don't want the guy to die. I didn't realize there was like, it's like weird how many people are going, you know, Medicare really is the reason. I do anything anymore and I'm like, what is it? It's not Medicare. Medicare, I didn't call Medicare.

I didn't say that. Is there reason that they got into? Yeah, that they're like that I got into this and that I talk shit on the internet. I'm like, okay, I didn't realize this guy. I'm not. Yes, sparked a revolution, I guess. I just missed all this. I mean, he's very funny.

I finally, like literally, like yesterday, I was like, all right, I gotta watch some of this guys' videos to figure out what it's about. I had seen like a couple of them. But, so he just like picked the topic and he like, talk shit about it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Well, there's something he was like, most well known for. I saw him talking shit about furries. I can be sure that was popular. Yeah, he hates furries. Yeah. He hates furries a lot. Kind of like a Maddox. What? Mr. Maddo popular. He hates furries a lot. Kind of like a Maddox.

What? Mr. Maddox. Heading furries. We'll just hating things. Heading things. Yeah, he's better than Maddox. On the internet. Yeah, I hope you shouldn't compare a tying band to Maddox.

He always needed to call in now. If he's going to die, he said he would call in when he was writing for a death shirt. No, I'm probably not because his wife left to pay it off. It's got to be a way to structure it. So she's going to get a divorce right now. Get a divorce right now and then buy the million dollar devshoot. Okay. Yeah, it's sad.

Andrew, you take the rest of the pre-sex trafficking. And now I'm saying bitches share these stories on Facebook and whatnot. So, yo bitches, 2023, this is your way it's handed out tax traffickers they don't like that to use because they're easily identifiable so get some tattoos lady make yourself fucking ugly make your self-fucking hideous make your boyfriend hate you because we don't want to get sex traffic

and that's what got him done got that uh... that got to be stopped we need to be a Got him. Yeah, they got to be stopped. We need to ban women from the parking lot. Yeah, they got to be stopped. They are dumb. You're not going to get sex traffic. You don't get like, and if a guy tries to sex traffic you,

just ask the bartender for an angel shot and you'll be fine. We know all the ways out of this situation. Just take your keys and put them between your first finger and your middle finger and you them like Wolverine claws. What's Andrew Tate going to do in that situation? Nothing. Kick your keys out of your hand. Drive really fast.

People think, call the police and tell them you want a pepperoni pizza because they'll know. 911, when they hear that, they know there's a divestation. I have an angel pizza. I like to order a large pizza. Good kitchen order me a pizza. Okay, Andrew. Hi, I need an angel pizza delivered to Romania.

That's how they got him. The pizzas were angel pizzas, Dick. You want your lives to be so much more interesting? That's how they got him. The pizzas were angel pizzas, Dick. You wouldn't want your lives to be so much more interesting. I'd be so sex, I'd fuck me. I'd sex traffic me. All women are like Buffalo Bill and Nemeer. Yeah, yeah. People don't really understand how sex trafficking works.

I guess. No. It's when they go around and abduct women, put them in barrels and then chain them up and rosy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they just trick on bitches and thinking they have no other. Yeah, and then they take your passport.

That's it. Yeah, in your fucked, you know, not to speak the language or whatever country you're in. So police just go, who's this babbling bitch? Get out of here. Okay. Let's see here. Hey, if you think the omnibus Ukraine fucking fund is a new job, let's look up what we've been doing to them all along. A fucking camo wrapped

for rapid that they probably turn into a miss a launcher. Nice. Sorry. We've already given them enough. We don't need to give that. That was plenty. One Ford raft. That's plenty for Ukraine. One Ford raft. Whatever.

Send them a cyber truck. See what happens. It's just so important that Don Bass is not a satellite of Russia or its own little area. It's just so fucking important. God bless all our Ukraine funders. Lou Hans and most of the people in the ass. It's so important that this thing, the size of Rhode Island, is not like, hey, belongs to Russia or not.

Oh no. Now you're going to say what you're doing. Who are they going to pay taxes to? Oh gosh. I sure hope is Ukraine. I'm so glad this guy's dead. Look, I don't care. Whatever, one more stripper for me. Yeah. 10 years. Send that bitch into he takes Don Bass. Next thing you know, he wants Raskar's key and Santa. Santa Skar. His bar. Glizz, Glenn. Yeah. Oh, no.

He's a bottle and oh, shit. Other places. I've never heard of before in my life What's he gonna do with all that money? Oh, man. Did you hear Putin just took Spuggenhugin? Like oh? No next thing I was going to my Famous I'm Happening to them oh they love rush actually cuz they grew up there they grab the SSR so they love Russia actually because they grew up there. They grew up in the USSR. So they love it. Well, why is

Tbilical Hunkin is doing fine. Yeah. So dumb. I love having to. How the fuck did people get sion up into the Civil War? I go, you know, all those guys you hate in the South. Yeah, I hate those guys. They don't want to be associated with you anymore. Oh, awesome. I hate them. Well, yeah, but. I do think there's an alternate universe where the Civil War and the Confederates wanted it. It's like, sweet, great. It's great.

Yeah, it's fucking great. They probably would have stopped slavery on their own accord eventually, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's too expensive. Yeah. Just trick though.

Yeah, now just do what in the modern day slavery is for people. Like everybody stop slavery on their own, and then they're like, stop right now. Yeah. Cause it wasn't about slavery. Mm. It's about money. Yeah, it's about industry.

Uh, okay. Should've just made a better cotton gin. The one the size of a building. All the shit you learned from school again, it's Triangle's rocks and cotton gins. That's the only thing I learned about. In Holocaust. In Holocaust.

The four topics. You know, out of all the gifts that happened over the Dixia's course, until you probably give me the hardest. Maybe it's because he didn't kill himself. Yeah. Maybe it's because that fucker Chris didn't even give a shit. Yeah, that was a big fucking part of it, man.

I like that guy a lot. Yeah. Maybe it was because the fucking cares didn't even give a shit at all. That makes it the worst one. That is pretty sad. Well, we'll pour one out for you in cantilians. It is tragic. Okay. You got Vax too many times. He shouldn't have got blood clot. He shouldn't have got Vax. That blood clot shot. Did it, Michelle. Hi.

I have a new year. I started my year by and crafting a lovely meal for me and my beloved. Nice. Nice. Who's a man? And then I promptly did that. Definitely got. in the bath

Now I have about $60 worth of senior. Ah, yes, oh started the meal I like a shirt. Oh How do you fall asleep in the bath? How do you drown? African-other not realize there's a burning whatever the fuck in the oven. How literally do you fall asleep in the bath? Yeah, I've never, I've never like, yeah, I've never had that situation. And you take lots of baths. Who, did you always have a Titanic box set?

Did somebody send you that? No, Cantillians got Maddix to sign this as a trick. Probably the first week, probably like episode three of this show. He went to Comic Con at Maddix's booth and got Maddix to sign this. And then he gave it to you. Yeah, he sent it in. Oh. Did Maddox ever actually watch all of Titanic? No. Why did he hate it so much if you hadn't seen it? Oh, maybe he did see it. So he'd see it and he hated it. And he never wanted to see it. For some reason, he like said he hated it. And he never wanted to see it again. For some reason, he like said,

he like made this big deal about how he wasn't gonna watch it. Let me see, Titanic. Did he have like an article about why he would never want to watch it? I don't know. I don't remember. I think I mean, he didn't have a video about the Titanic. Maybe. This is a...

Oh, this is about the Titanic. yeah, this is a This was his build up to how the Titanic actually sucked This is his conspiracy video So classic who did 20 the government I mean, you can find a conspiracy there. I don't think the Titanic. So question, I mean. Ah, classic. Who did? 20, the government. 2005, he mentioned earlier. Get all 2005.

Everybody was making videos. Yeah. That was some of the screw up. Yeah. Badx needs to make more videos. Uh, he can't. He has no horse too. He's too old.

He doesn't know what's funny anymore. I thought his stupid kid video was funny You hated it. I thought it was good. Just bad man Good timing on some of that stuff I think somebody should reach out to him when he's streaming as a banana. I'm banned from that chat I have never once talked to Maddox and he's blocked me on everything. Yeah. Which I think is unfair. I think we could be friends. I think you guys should be friends.

I think we'd be great friends. I like his humor. I like his, uh-huh. I think he could be a great podcasting if he found, he was. He found a good format. He had one good show. Yeah.

And then he tried some more and they didn't work. It is weird that he tried two more and they were horrible. Yeah, he really got the idea that I tried two more and they were both wildly successful. Well, what, oh, that's true. You have, you have struck twice. Three times. Yeah.

Well, because you had a good gimmick. One of which was shitting on Maddox and the other one was shitting on Maddox. I'll throw them. I'll throw that in. I'll throw that in. Actually, yeah. So, you found what works. You identified what it is.

Maddox has not found his what works. Yeah. Maybe the banana will be it. It keeps, I said, and I told somebody to, I think they did. I said, someone going to Banana Docs his chat and tell him to just do this on TikTok because it might actually work. Yeah, I agree. If you made a short little,

because I don't wanna watch a guy be a banana for two hours, but it was like one minute, and a guy as a banana makes a stupid little joke and be like, all right, let's get on with that. Because he wants to be like a thought leader. So he doesn't wanna do 10 seconds. He wants to like teach young kids how to be successful. Is he like articles anymore?

No. Well, then he's not doing any of them. Yeah. So he's just like waiting to die. I think so. Because all I know is that he made like two YouTube videos at the beginning of last year. And I was all excited because I'm like,

all right. It's coming back. Yeah. I wish he would. It's just, it's coming back. Yeah, I wish he would. It's just, it's weird. Oh yeah. Cause everybody knows Maddox. Yeah.

Cause whenever I talk about, I'm doing a podcast and I go, oh, is it good? And I go, yeah, yeah, you ever heard of this guy called Maddox? And then I have to explain this whole thing cause they all go, oh yeah, that best page in the universe. Yeah. I remember that I read that page all the time. Is that guy happy? What happened to that guy? And I go, oh, well, there's a whole fucking story he works in Hollywood now. Yeah, he's a big shot. He's writing

all the shows. He was on an episode of, I'm actually the popular online game show. Yeah. He's the host of cash floor. Here's the host of Cash Floor. Here's the host of Cash Floor, which everyone loves. I tried listening to that and I was like, what is the premise of this? Was Cash Floor just he walk around a casino and asked, game show question? Oh, the question. In the elevator, they have to answer the questions

before the elevator gets to the ground floor. Okay. Was it a Cash Cab, but it's in a casino? Yeah. Okay. Because the cash floor, that's like a casino term, right? I don't know. Yeah, I think the cash floor is. I didn't know that. I think that's a casino term. I don't know what part of the casino is considered the cash floor, but not the one they were. So the answer questions before they get to the bottom of the elevator. Yeah. So do they start on the top? I don't know. I don't know if it's a trick elevator.

And it's not that long. I know. Does he hit every button to make the elevator go slower? I don't know. They have some kind of retarder in the elevator. That is not mad at us. Well, it's not a good, it was this only on like Vegas like community access television or something.

We found that I'm like triumph TV or something. Okay. Oh, it was made. You had no idea this existed. Like he had never talked about it before. He talked about it all the time because it was like a big break for him. He was going to Vegas all the time to film it.

And like, so you filmed a bunch of episodes of Cashful. They filmed the whole fucking season. And we found somebody downloaded the whole fucking season like we have it. They were pulling clips, but the problem is. How is an episode like half an hour? Yeah. And they have a whole season of him and a whole season.

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video game movies? Yeah. It was because he was getting huge kickbacks from the German government to make movies in Germany. Okay. And so he would just go to video game companies and be like, yeah, give me the rights to that video game. I'll give you like, I don't know, a million dollars or something.

And they'd say yes to their idiots. And then he would make all this money on the kickbacks and weird tax loop holes and shit. It's a good idea. Yeah. Why are we not doing that? What's going to be our cash floor? Maddox? I don't know. You're going to do a video game? There you I'm sorry, a game show. I have thought about doing a, well, now there's a wide open thing because that salvo pancakes guy has a one beneath it and two refuse to pay all the people who won his game show previously. That's good. It's not a good, no one's going to be on your show again if you don't pay the winners.

They will. They're horrors. All those internet people are all horrors. If we did, if we did a YouTube game show, I had some ideas for something like that. What would it be? You just gotta come up with like fun ways to like have like trivia questions as shit. Honestly, the best part of Salvo's show

is just trying to get YouTubers a spelling bee because you just find out like, oh my God, these people are all fucking retarded. They can't spell for shit. It's like me, I did it with the Matt Pit, the guy like hosts Tommy Seas, like fucking radio show or whatever his booker's on, he's my partner. Okay.

He got his, he like lost his leg this year so he's like trying to win money to pay for his non-spoken bills. Yeah, so he won the first one. Okay. It ain't got any money because Salvo got demonetized. And then the second one, the winners were like, we know we're gonna donate the money, we went to you and they didn't get the money either.

So you're just sitting there with no leg. Anyway, awesome. Me and him, every time the spelling came up, it'd be like spell machine. We're like, M-A-C-H-I-N-E. And it's like, all right, I don't know what the other guy's gonna go, spell apple. And they're like, oh, am.

And I'm like, oh my god, these guys are, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, am, What we do is we get all these YouTubers and we send them like one of those heartbeat monitors And we flash them that picture of Tom Brady kissing his son and anyone who's heart rate elevates even slightly We get a picture of hot girls that are like either either 18 or 17 Is this is just hard you a pedophile? Let's find out today. All right. Let me guess this girl. 18 or 17. And if you guess wrong, you're a pedophile. Okay, maybe one more. Do do do do do do.

Trick yeah, tricked into the vaccine. Oh God, you know, I feel like I got tricked by the Australian government. They were like, if you want to come to the pub, you have to get back. seen oh god you know i feel like i got tricked by the Australian government i don't like if you want to come to the pubs you have to get back that's the rule so you know what i did i was a good boy i went and got my back tonight big mistake and have fun with your heart attack and the person standing outside the door

and they were like you can't come in unless you're back. And I was like, yeah no problem, I'm a good boy. Let me show you my back and I look down and they're just like, looking at this phone, looking outside the window. And I'm like, here's my, here's my lawyer to say that I'm vaccinated. And then I can give a shit. They're just like, yeah, everyone in five. You can come in the pub who gives a fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. All my mates who were not back just got to walk straight on in, just like I did. If anything, they probably would be a cock-a-eyed if you actually bring it up on your phone. they're like, ah, fuck this guy. Ah. Go fuck yourself.

Well, at least it's all over with, unless it all comes back with this new variant or whatever the fuck. I heard some, I think Boston is like forcing, like students coming back to mascot. Yeah, yeah. That's who needs to mascot. Yeah, fuck those kids.

Students. Fuck them. Um, what a show. I told you to fucking fake it. Or get it. I'm fine. Look, I got it. Do I have a heart attack?

Not yet, but you will. You think I'm gonna have a heart attack because of the things. Yep. Maybe I'll be like the 99.99% of people who it's fine, I'm fine. You should be so lucky. I am. I am lucky. But, why not?

You're gonna find out what if in like 20 years it turns out we all developed telekinesis abilities, but it only happened to those, you got like the first round, you can get up. I'll still be special then in that case, that won't have them. If you won't have X-Men powers. All right, goodbye everyone.

What a show. The next week, Sean will probably be back after his harrowing or deal with, after his harrowing struggle with his vaccine COVID. Yeah, you guys are gonna find about that. Don't forget to listen to the biggest probably the universe, biggestproblem.show. Bye. Bye.

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