The Dick Show - Episode 341 - Dick on backed.by

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

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Ah! My fucking beer keyboard! You didn't do it again, did you? I think so. I know, actually. Some of those were not your fault. Entirely. Look, I got a lot of things to do here.

I know. I'm running the printouts. I've got presents over here. I've been doing audio engineering for the last three weeks. Oh no. I know you have. You still got paid for a full month, by the way. I did.

I did my talk about. I did my mixing. I did my talk about the all time deal of a century. Right. Sean, unlimited time off. Yep. Well, you want to work for companies like that, you know? They're always taking away things from the employees. I was going to make you employer the month, but that's going

to Riley again. Dammit. Once again, that's going to Riley. How was your cross-country trip of traveling the US and setting COVID misinformation, correctly, across diners, across the Southland? I'll take what? Excuse me, actually, sir, actually, studies have debunked what you're saying over there as they're dying of a heart attack. So the day before everything's everything's great, right? Yeah. So the day before the night before we leave, my girlfriend test positive, the only other person, only other person in the house to get it

And I've got a huge Come back. Yeah, COVID the only other person in the house to get it I know that was the funniest part was my brothers, but was my yeah, was my Wife's What my brothers wife's mother? Okay, right? That's who you want to get it, right? My mother-in-law once removed- You've got to shoot COVID. Yeah. And somehow my girlfriend gets it. So now, the night before, how do you got to stop making out with everybody before we leave? That's you're in America now. I've got to spend three days, you know, two

and a half days in a car, two hotel rooms, and over 1,500 miles with fucking somebody sitting a foot next to me who's positive and most contagious as fuck. I go, yeah, you're half days in a car, two hotel rooms and over 1,500 miles with fucking somebody sitting a foot next to me who's positive and most contagious as fuck. I go, yeah, you're vaccinated. I'm gonna get, because it's big deal. No big deal. I mean, because the vaccine is for, because they won't let me come in. That's the thing.

Yeah, so it's like I have this huge gig. Luckily, they're kind of moving things around and they're sort of able to. I still don't have any fucking time ask. Did your girlfriend mask on the way back to help protect you from getting covered? Yeah, but you can't sleep in a hotel room as a fucking box too, you know. She didn't mask while she was sleeping. Those N95s are fucking tight, right? Oh, well, it's I don't have to wear it.

No, you do it. No problem. And you still got it. Well, when did you first know the day we pulled back into town? Oh, that's when it hit you. That's, yeah. That's what I hit. I was actually, I wish you could see the little guy that got into you.

I thought I was going to get away with it. Did she, did she share sodas recklessly? No, no, no, no, no. Dude, you're on the way back and you put your soda in the right spot and say, oops, why put it in the wrong spot again? No, but I was like, of course, I haven't had COVID ever to three fucking years and then the one time the party, one time it could fuck me, one time it could fuck me, it fuck me. It's like, it was, it was, it was like, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was,

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So maybe as you sleep, I don't know. It's always happened to me. Over time. That's what has happened to me some, you know, a throughout my life. I'll go, once every month, month and a half, I just will not go to sleep. I'll just be up all night and there's nothing I can do about it. Did you hear about my New Year's resolutions? No.

To keep better whiskey and beer in the house and stop all this, I'm not going to replace it because I'll drink less because of that because that's a myth. Say that, don't be by like the plan of not rebying liquor because it will make you drink less is a myth. That didn't work. So this year I'm fowing to keep better whiskey and beer in the house. So I don't have to resort to rainbow. Sh, look at this.

Sherbet, Sherbet, Seltzer is. Oh my God. And trullies and stuff like that. Do you hear about that one? No. And to stop letting people call me fat on the internet, that was a big, that was a big resolution of mine. Well, often do you get called fat on the internet? Isn't it just a joke at this point?

Is it all, is it all, is it all joke? So many people are joking about it that other people are thinking I'm fat. Right. Can't have that. Well, that's a problem. That's a big problem. We're gonna do to them.

I don't know. What else did you miss? I've been sitting on this stack of Christmas presents that people sent in. In the fuck To cantilians. Oh, he's he died That's what I heard he died suddenly Yeah, he's dead

What the fuck happened to him. I don't know. He got a flu or something and it got in his heart He really died. No, I I believe you if it's lieu of flowers just send money to patreon.com slash the dick show. Yeah. That's what he wanted. What the fuck? Did he really die of getting sick? Yeah. Wow. He's dead. No shit. Fucking sucks. Yeah. I mean, he was very good looking. So in a way, that's, that's parts good. But we met him once, didn't we? We met him a lot of times. He's come to probably every show is. Yeah. He was one of the, he was one of the, uh, he was really fantastic guy to hang around with at the show. He's always

fun. I loved it every time I called it. I mean, I didn't think it was a joke, but I, I did it first. Yeah. Uh, that's too bad. I think Scar got arrested too. Who? The guy who got Dick's show tattooed on his muscle. Yeah. In Florida, I think he got arrested for something. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Collage. That's sad. Travis touchdown. Oh, but you know what, you know what, can't tell you is that I forgot to mention during my retrospective eulogy of him, he also ruined my girlfriend's 40th birthday present to me. I know, I remember that one.

I remember him calling in too. It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a...

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It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... And then he texted me before she gave it to me saying, hey, I hope you like to your gift from Aini's girl. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, God. You don't remember that? Yeah, now it's coming back. It was like midnight on my birthday. Just, he's like, hey, I hope you like,

what the fuck is that? She goes, God damn it. It's like you have two girlfriends. And he's the better one. Right. 12. All right, are we ready? I got it. I have to tell you another Right. 12. All right. Are we ready?

I got it. I have to tell you another story about it. The best thing, the greatest thing happened to me, speaking of girlfriends. Somebody, somebody give me the story on cantilians. He died. Oh, I know. Don't mean email me or something. What do you mean email you?

I'm telling you. I know. I just want more than that. What do you want to? Because people know stuff. It's a documentary of how he died. He's dead. Yeah. I mean that fucking dead that sucks

It does So I was like 32 Wow fucking horrible That's shocking. Yeah unbelievably shocking And the worst part is that Chris the key we just doesn't care at all. He's a fucking psycho psychopath. Yeah care at all. He's a fucking psycho path. Yeah. Uh, I got damn. He died of complications and fluide hard issues from years ago. Maybe not related, but probably COVID related. Uh, we're streaming on rumble, by the way, because I have two strikes on YouTube. Oh, you do? Yeah, for too much truth bomb dropping. Are

you have you been mentioning, um, uh, schmack Sains four skin poachers a lot Possibly You know that joke was worth it you can say anything you're on rumble Rumble people are like well you could say whatever you want. I'm like guys. I say I want all the time. I'm like, I don't want to say the N word in public. I don't have like this knowing need and need to use slurs. What are we on? We're on Rumble right now. Yeah. And not on YouTube right now because I'm afraid of getting strike. Another strike. And then we're done so like for good so for good so really there's no way there's no,

you know, penalty box for a year or anything. I have two strikes already. Well, you just have to get it out. I'm not gonna count for my, for my OJ Simpson and the Jews, sorry, OJ Simpson versus Yay for the black season, it's the Jews, the black season, the Jews, that little joke. Yeah. The duck season, rabbit season cost me one strike. And then I went way overboard on COVID stuff while you were gone.

Obviously. They got you a, got you a medical, medical, medical misinformation strike, which is retarded because there's no fucking COVID anymore. Well, I mean, there's COVID. It's like, it's like a fucking joke now. Everybody had it over New Year's. Everybody. No one fucking cares. No one's doing that. Every now. Everybody had it over New Year's, everybody. No one fucking cares.

No one's doing that. Every morning is done. No one's doing anymore vaccines. Whatever, we don't fucking care. We're moving, now we're on Ukraine. Okay? Yeah, I mean, no, you're right. And it's been, so I'll be medically

misinforming anybody. It's done. It's been, you know, more or less over for a bit now. Yeah, but not for the governments like those guys in World War II, they got left behind in the Japanese forests that still think it's going on. Big surrender to the 70s. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got the COVID over there.

You're speeding a medic, Armaya. I find that. Missing foundation. How fascinating is that though? How fascinating is that though? How can you say that? What are you talking about? We can bring people back from the fucking dead.

How much those, they actually believed it. Like there was so Japan, the implies, you're probably like, no, no, they're amazing. Leave them there, he's an asshole. Yeah, don't go, don't go, don't go. I want to say the last person surrendered in the 70s. Okay, here we go.

Let's do the show. Some sing resembling a show. People say I ruined the biggest problem this week by making it too much like this show. So don't let it become, don't let this become the dick show. What do you mean? I'm the fucking both people. Yeah!

Ha! Well, give me a hand, you wanted to, you wanted to, you wanted to, you got it? The show is going to be a live from from mountain bucket. People are seeing me. I'm gonna be holding my house in the back. Is that a game that I'm gonna be on the bed? Back from his hiatus, touring the country and his battle with the Widowmaker. COVID. The vaccinated Sean the audio engineer.

Maybe you got one of those bum vaccines is why yours didn't work. And why you got the COVID? Maybe you got a like a, maybe they swapped like a bunch of, maybe the doctor injected you with his cum. It just have a vaccine. It's changed.

You mean no, you know that right away? Well, no, it's an inject comment change so much. Whatever antibodies I, you know, probably minimal at that point. It was more or less like getting it from scratch. I mean, I assume I had some antibodies, but this is years ago now, so it's, so my girlfriend is I was telling you this story.

But I would have come in that Monday if you needed me. Like you already, I just didn't want to get caught. I didn't want to get fucking COVID again because then it's a big deal. No, I know what, a problem for everybody. That's what, like I'm thinking, I'm like, I bet, you know, I bet you actually don't care, but do you really want to just be sick again?

No, because you get another strength. Exactly. Exactly. And then I can't work out. I'm having a great workout. String. I actually didn't drink all week. I've been working out with COVID.

Of course you've been working out with COVID. Because I go crazy. I got these plot, this plot, you see, it was a fun, ginormous can. It really makes the workout more intense. You know what I'm saying? I don't know where you really push it. Yeah.

Maybe she's looking at me. I'm really going to take this one slow. You're exercising your foot sick at the same time. I really am. You see if I get my dick against this thing right here. Look at this, I got my pants. you can see that moose knuckle. Oh, go ahead. And the mirror wiggling around, you know.

You know, classic mating dance, the dance of seduction. So my girlfriend, I don't know if you've experienced this phenomenon with women, but they will go, whatever speed that they go in their car will they will continue that speed around blind corners. Have you ever here's a good example. There's an alleyway that we drive through. It's a valid alleyway that you can drive in around town. Yeah, you turn down it and it's blind alley. So like brick walls on both sides and the alley dumps into a T intersection. So you get out of the alley and continue up the road. Yeah, every fucking time she's driving down the alley blows right through it. I'm like, well, I mean, thank you. You get killed.

She goes, well, there's stop signs on both sides. Like, man, what you missed it putting not in hers. Oh, no, stop sign in hers. There's a stop sign going the opposite ways. Yeah, let's go to stop signs on both sides. Like, you know, can you see the stop sign? Can you see before you get there, do you actually have to, you bust out, and it's there. Oh, it's okay. Like fucking little Nemo in the jet stream. Right? Can't see shit.

Okay. And every time I go, every time I asshole clenches, right? So put a little too much faith in others. In other people. To see things and not be on their phone. They're stop signs on both sides. Like, you know, those stop signs,

they have been known to break down. Yeah, and malfunction from time to time. Yeah. It's like whatever. Why don't you drive? Well, because I want to be on my phone when we're going to Pilates, that's why. Right.

Mm-hmm. Same thing. My girlfriend doesn't do the curve thing. She will do the way too fast in scenarios that don't warrant it. Like, parking lots, things like that. Oh, yes. How about the inch forward? If you're waiting for someone to back out, constant inch forward, I'm like, what are

you? Stop fucking inching. It's not making them go faster. I know. Just giving them less room and they're probably freaking out. She inches up to park, like in like an underground parking structure. And you know how like there's obviously like a wall right there. And that's like, so she goes up and it's just like,

ass, no, like a little creep, creep, creep. And she's like getting close and I just go, and she's like, don't do that. Like makes it, you know, because she, she knows she's close. Why do you have to get so fucking close? So I'm a fucking suburban. So she does this thing.

We live up a mountain, right? Like Laguna's Saker or whatever the fucking rally car is is, you know, or it's all windy and shit. Like, Ubers don't come up here because they just bail. They do. They get to the bottom and they're like, nah, fuck this, I bail. Or they, some of them climb up

like two miles an hour. It's like a little windy, right? Yeah. It's great for criminals. It's like Venice, they get lost trying to come in here. like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's

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So, there's a shot. Big mistake. I know. I'm not because I have to come ask dumb questions that are like very dumb. Very dumb. Very dumb. So they showed up and the cop goes,

I think I, I'm like, I'm on the toilet taking his shit, right? I receive like right at like 930. New years eve 930. You're fucking people. They're like fiddling around. And I'm on the toilet. And I get it, and I'm on the toilet taking a shit, right? And my citizen alert goes off. You know that app that is like a police scanner tells you of crimes and where they're happening.

And it pops up and it goes robbery and progress. 50 feet away. And I said, wow, that's pretty close. That must be one of the neighbors. Yeah. And I click on it and it's my address. Oh my God. Oh shit.

Like I had that like, ooh, I wonder who's getting messed up. And I said, oh shit, it's me. Oh shit, it's me getting messed up. And I hear 80s girl calling from upstairs. We're being swatted. Oh my God. So I'm stuck with this. I'm like, I'm mid shit.

I've got another, I've got the last quarter of my shit in my ass that would take some work to get out, you know, take some coaxing to get out. Okay. So I'm like, what do I do here? Do I try to power this, do I try to power this shit out somehow or do I clamp it off? Do I put a robe on and try to restart the shit?

Just meet him at the door and just keep going. Let it do what it do. Yeah, when they pull a gun, then I'm gonna shit my pants upstairs. I have to make a decision. So I cut the shit off and bidet and put a robot and go up there and the cop goes, I think I've been here before and I was like,

sex doll and the basement and goes, yeah, I'm like, all right, get out of here. You guys want to drink or something? And unbelievable. Anyway, so my girlfriend drives too fast in areas that do not warrant speed. Freeways speed, the stretches of the speed. That's what saves you time.

Corners, you don't need to take, what do you, a hypermiler? You know what that, like a hypermilege? You trying to save a gas mileage or something. Oh sweet. Corners not touching the brakes, touch the fucking brakes. But I don't, but the more you nag, right? And nothing happens, the more honor, the lesser hand that you have, the more you nag with women,

the less hand, the less they respect you, right? Well, because I can't nag all the time, you've gotten away with it without serious repercussions for that. So it's like it just, it's like telling me you can't drink and drive. Like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just shoot it out after a while. Uh-huh, so. So I stay quiet about it, right?

Yeah. And see, zooming around and there happens to be a woman walking into her dog and she goes, oh, and like jerks and it's just enough, it's just enough. I told you. So that a bunch of agave cactuses, those agave plants, that sprongs, it's just enough so that a bunch of them scratch the shit out of her car that I bought, that I bought.

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wouldn't have had to go out and just crawl around blind corners and then pound on the gas on all straightaways. There you go. That's how you drive. Yeah. I don't know how you're putting in those. Naturally do it. Uh-oh. Just cruising in the middle. Yeah, I don't know how you're putting those. You're putting those naturally doing it.

Just cruising in the middle. The women do it where they get in the middle speed and then just go no matter what. Right? Okay, sure. And then Swarth. Right? Yeah. Opposite.

Anyway, okay. I have a big announcement. You do? Yes. I have devised a new and novel way for people to give me money. Really? Yes. So, we all know what happened.

You're a real divisor. I'm a real divisor. We all know what happened with new project too. If you're a new listener, if you don't remember, I, single-handedlyedly built a Patreon alternative with a bunch of fucking code that I wrote on WordPrily. It was enough, it was enough to be a Patreon alternative that worked through standard credit card processing processors like normal, where creators come sign up

and set their own their own percentage Because patreon was just getting band happy the bands Sargon yeah band Laura Lume are they they band mr. Mediker Everyone everyone was terrified So I built a platform and it took me like a month Uh-huh called new project too if you don't remember and you in, sign up, do everything the same as Patreon and pick whatever percentage you wanted to pay me. Because Patreon charges 15%, which is outrageous. It didn't used to be that much.

It was five. But then you had to add my fees. And now because it's all like VC funded and they need to keep getting money because it can't hit expectations. They just need to start cranking it up, right? And now they have the brand. I know. So you hit it right there.

So it's like, it's almost, everybody knows Patreon. It's like, what search engine do you use? Yeah, so legal. During that year of trying to keep new project, as soon as new project too launched, banks started canceling it. Banks, Chase canceled my business accounts. Bank of America, canceled my accounts.

Every single bank in America canceled all my accounts. Goddamn. Multiple credit card processors, like L of the big ones, L of on the companies that actually processed the cards, all canceled my accounts. And then finally about a year later, MasterCard banned it. Be it, banned me personally for processing credit cards.

Okay, so I can't process credit cards in the globe. Jesus Christ. I said, all right, this was a big, I mean, this is a learning experience because it means the problem isn't with these platforms, it's with credit card companies. Right. It's not even the banks really, but it's the problem isn't with these platforms. It's with credit card companies. Right. It's not even the banks really.

But it's the credit card processors who are ungoverned. They're not beholden to any laws. They operate over the entire world. And they're like, and they spend all their time just trying to get, trying to infiltrate Africa. Well, I think they've made sure that they're not beholden to any laws. I think they lobby for more restrictive they're not beholden to any laws. I think they lobby for more restrictive laws so that they can enforce what they think policies that

they don't like. Yeah, well, anyway. So after that, I said, all right, well, this is, I mean, this is just not going to work. All financial systems are beholden to these rules. This is just not going to work. So it's been about, it's been about a year since I started working on an alternative on the blockchain. And I had a little discord group for guys who were, who were hip on this idea and who liked the censorship that was going on.

Sending money, exchanging money is more important than speech. Speech is the expression of the self, your labor, your money is an abstraction of the self. Do you know what I'm saying? Like speech. Yeah, that's it. Crit criticism unrestricted against the government, money is you. It's your time. What's what, what, what your life is is what your money is. That's why it's so important. It's, and more so now than ever, it's sad but true. The idea that credit card companies can just nullify you. I know. As they've been doing, it's horrifying.

Yeah. So I started this little project thinking I could do it on the blockchain. Well, that's what it's for. It's a quantum leap in financial technology to blockchain. That's what it is. It's not monkey JPEGs and Comcoins and bullshit speculation like that. It's one of the greatest inventions of this century. And it will be remembered like that just as the airplane was of the 20th century.

It started invented right at the beginning. Revolutionized, you know, yeah, yeah, but the way we can, yeah, the 100% smaller. It always has been, always will be. And people that don't get it like that just haven't been thinking, you know, aren't thinking forth dimensionally. Yeah. So I started working on this and I was talking to some guys in there,

Pying the Sky, but a man, a very, very, very smart guy, actually built what I was describing. Yeah. And it's in its first form and it's totality. I don't want to dox any of these guys. Right? I don't, you know, I want attention. What of the people who was here when I was here?

Yeah, yeah, one of those guys. So we assembled this team over the last year of blockchain developers, front end developers, react developers, better, better programmers than I would even imagine I was in my prime, which I'm far, several tens of millions of gallons of alcohol past. But I mean, but you can recognize it. Oh, they stats really like, why would even if you were in your prime, would you be writing all the code? You tell them something and it just appears.

I mean, we've created things in this project. We've created things on the blockchain that don't exist yet, just as a way to onboard new creators. So this is the pitch, it's called, you can now support the show. If you want to try it out, if you want to get into crypto, it's backed.by slash the dick show. And you can go there, you can browse for other creators backed.by. The whole blockchain is powered by these little tiny tokens called Matic, M-A-M-A-T-I-C. So everything you do costs like fractions of a penny.

That's what makes the whole network work. So you get your hands on some of those, it's like five cents to make your project, but once you make it, and you have your crypto wallet on your phone or your little dongle or whatever, that's it. That's you, that's your project. That's your platform. That's your nut and once you have that

nothing no bank can ever cancel it the people subscribing to it. No no government entity can ever compel anyone to turn it off with the whole thing is written the whole thing is written since day one to The whole thing is written since day one to behave as if someone has a gun to my head telling me to shut it off or compelling me to shut you down in any way and it is resistant to that. The smart contracts. I can't do it. I literally have to kill me because I can't no one can do it.

The smart contracts are all immutable. They can't be changed in any way. And most projects don't do that. Really. And that's there's very vulnerable. It makes them very vulnerable to censorship. Like if you're in an Arab country, if you're in Iran or something, you want to do a fundraiser for this, they just government comes in like, Oh, shut it off or we'll fucking kill you. Yeah. It's all been built to be tolerant, not only to censorship to that degree, but also the entire system is encrypted from jump street.

So everything you post, totally invisible, you could be, I mean, from the, and it's important because even the worst of people, even the best of people right now, one tiny move in the powers that be, like one tiny switch, and you've like, take COVID for example, you've have medical doctors in California, if you give COVID misinformation,

you are now at risk of losing your medical license as of January one. Yeah. They pass this thing where the government can take away your ability to practice medicine if you give information that they don't like. But they also had to license you, right? I mean, like it's always been easy.

Hold until. I mean, that's it, but it's a chilling effect of not wanting to talk. It's another thing. Yeah. I don't know if I'm a fucking comedian, okay? Nothing I say is information. And I'm still getting busted. What's over the doctor? What if they had like, you know, I don a fucking comedian, okay? Nothing I say is information. And I'm still getting busted. What's so if a doctor, what if they had like,

you know, I don't know, maybe. Yeah, you kind of got, like how many times has medicine been very wrong? Well, it's like gender dysphoria. You have doctors telling little girls that they can cut their tits off now and put them back on later. That is.

I haven't been in those circles, but I mean, yeah. Anyway, sure, it's all encrypted. You're totally safe. The subscriptions that you get from people cannot be interrupted. Anyway, it cannot be mitigated. Even as I said, gun to the head, I can't shut them off. So give it a shot.

It's gonna be a tough road to get people to use crypto just because credit cards are so easy. Yeah, but there's like, some people I think are probably maybe, it's like I gotta learn this new thing. You know, at some point you go, it's just the enemy, you know, or you're just,

well, I've always done it that way. I know it works. This is of all the of all the right wing Blovieating about censorship and alternate platforms. This is the only one that is 100% Unsensorable so put your money where your money where your mouth is a little bit You don't have to do it right away, but it's do it a little bit. It's better the web to the web to internet The webtoon internet that we grew up with is dying. You can feel it. It's being propped up by billionaires and Ponzi schemes. It's inefficient. It's decrepit.

It's catering to inefficiency now at this point. Webtrees cool. It's much cooler. It doesn't matter. It's where all the scams, it's the Wild West. That's why it's so full of scams. Because it's the Wild West. It's much cooler. It doesn't matter. It's where all the scams, it's the Wild West. That's why it's so full of scams. Because it's fun.

And because it's fun, because it's fun and crazy, because you can do whatever you want. So back to. Bye. Slash the dick show. And you can find other people on there. And I think back to. Bye slash support. You can donate to the project. Spellback. Backed. So it is backed. Okay. Got bought like you're backed by. Yep. Backed by whatever. Cool. Yeah. It's good name. Yeah. Better than Hatreon. First, the first idea we see then where it.com. Oh boy. We didn't think that would. Oh, you know, I I mean, you wanna let them, you know, discover the horrific nature of things

after they get through the first layer, right? I mean, you don't wanna tip everything. We'll see how it works out. I wanna raise some money, a couple million bucks to like make it, to develop it fully and try to make it easy for people, like sign up with your emails, stuff like that. You almost have to do everything. I people, like sign up with your emails, stuff like that.

You almost have to do everything. I mean, I relate to that. Yeah. It's like, I love to do it. I kind of want you to do it for me. Yeah. You know, it's just because in some ways, in some ways, you do get lazy. Like I'm lazy or I don't want to fucking line up right now. I know, I know. I feel that. Yeah. And that's, so that's where it's coming is bad. I've been saying, you know, I've been saying this for years,

what's coming is bad. You gotta learn a little bit of crypto. Oh, for sure. To get by, because it's common. I don't know, did I miss anything? All the old, you know, powers that be, or they've really been, you know, trying to put the, just, you know, shitting on it and all that. It's not gonna be around. None of this, it's like really been, you know, trying to put the, just, you know,

shitting on it and all that. It's not gonna be around none of this. It's like, well, you guys are all, you're dinosaurs, you're, you know, when your generation's gone, it's gonna be very different. Yeah, it works like a debit card. You have your wallet, you can have your wallet on your phone, you can get coin-based wallet,

you fill it up with money, and then the subscriptions get removed every month, like normal, and then when you wanna, if you wanna put more money in your wallet, you fill it up with money, and then the subscriptions get removed every month, like normal, and then when you want to, if you want to put more money in your wallet, you put more money in. It's easy, you can't be, you cannot be, you can't stop. That's amazing. It cannot be stopped.

It is, it is really amazing. It's an amazing tool. It's taking a lot, it's probably taking over a million dollars of like, it's just hours. I believe it. I have some very talented guys to make. Yeah. They're all well.

Including me. My fee would be. It's worth it. Yeah. It's not even, don't even question it. Like an entertainment lawyer. Got nothing on you. Yes.

And it's more, it's a lot more than what it, what it presents as. It's a, it is a fully fleshed out, fully functioning, composable, recurring revenue payment rails system for the blockchain, which doesn't exist. So that five times fast. I probably could. I thought you probably could. Okay, check it out. Backed up by, I got to get into what a, and thank you guys who've worked on it and put in so much time for free. I hope it will be remembered as a significant weapon. There's nothing out there like that, right? No, and it can't be removed now.

Yeah. Okay, did you hear this sad story of this poor guy that drove his Tesla off a car cliff? Escape from his nag off a car cliff, escaped from his nagging wife. Yeah, stupid car saved his, I know, kept him from happiness. Yeah, keep leaving that.

Yeah, he's God damn Tesla, he's God damn cars. Fucking supplemental restraint systems. All you wanna do finally gets the courage. Multi-cropyls. Multi-cropyls. The kids screaming in the back. I'll show you. Yep.

Yep. Wake up in a hospital bed with handcuffs on. Yeah, arrested. What the fuck? Busted, buddy. Oh, at least my wife and family's dead, right? Nope, they all survived. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Everybody else. Off of a cliff. I know it's crazy. Off of 250 foot cliff, they survived that. Fuck you. It's kind of a ringing endorsement for Tesla, isn't it? I mean, I guess. Oh, of course, no man is ever gonna buy a Tesla again, right?

Yeah, maybe your wife said, huh? Yeah, but she's gonna Tesla. Yeah, she's gonna get one of those wife protecting cars so you can't drive off a cliff and kill us. You seem tense lately. Let's go to the Tesla dealership. Just in case you snap, you see that football guy that said or something. No, he's a, he's alive. Yeah. So the sports guy, Skiff Bayless, he said something. He said a tweet like how

do they, he was like, oh my god, it's horrible. But how do they even how do they even delay a game? Like how do they not play the rest of the game at this late in the season? They thought it might be dead. I know, but did you see everybody's like dog piling him? He said, I'm imagining that. He said, how would they even pause a game? Like it doesn't really seem, the game doesn't seem important, but how would they even like say, how could they even pause it?

Like a legit question. Right? They're going to pick that's what he said. Yeah. He was like, how did they even posit? Like a legit question, right? They're gonna pick, that's what he said. Yeah, he was like, how the hell are they gonna pick it up later? So I haven't followed up too much except when he was like, oh man, they should posit, but how are they even gonna posit? Let me find it. He was just kind of, he was almost,

just thinking about it, right? Yeah, like, well, there's hundreds of thousands of, you know, he's trying to work through it audibly. Yeah, and everybody like, everybody pretended, he's like, hitlers, oh, he said it audibly. Yeah, and everybody like everybody pretended he's like hitlers. Oh, he said, fuck him. Yeah. No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of the game. But how this late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular season

outcome, which suddenly seems so irrelevant. Like that's a reasonable thought. Oh, yeah, I think so. He fucking be. He's a fight this guy. Yeah, suddenly seems so irrelevant. Like that's a reasonable thought. Oh yeah, I think so. He fucking beat. I'm recified this guy. Yeah, he seems so irrelevant. He's still he's restating the seriousness of the situation. And the guy, but yeah, so it's not really that serious.

Yeah, but put yourself in the moment, right? Like I mean, like he is. He's like, oh man. Gonna postpone it. Oh, but how, but also you got to weigh that. It seems like, how dare you? How dare you even suggest that they wouldn't? It seems like a fuck. It seems like more of a just a conversation starter on Twitter. Yeah.

I mean, like, well, they could, yeah, I don't see, I don't think that's that bad. No, me either, but everyone is pissed at this guy. I'm gonna think about a game. Well, I'm saying, I'm saying the game is relevant. It's not important, right? But I mean, there's people's lives, like, depend on these games. I'm saying the game is relevant. Right. But I mean, there's people's lives like depend on these games. You shit heads. Okay.

Here's one. Oh, yeah. So, Andrew Tate, you saw he's in prison for all the crimes that he's been doing and bragging about on the internet. He's still, he's held, right? So, yeah. Yeah. I've been making fun of him a lot while you were away.

Have you really? Yeah. Yeah, because he tried to like piss up Greta Thumburg's leg and got, got made fun of a little bit and then turned it into like the biggest self-own video. It's, it's a lot of damage to men. Pizza boxes? Yeah, the pizza boxes is talking about is like how she has a small dick. Yeah. Stuff like, I don't know if you need to be telling a little girl. She has a small dick.

Yeah. You, I don't, that's not the image of manliness that I could support. So I'm going to have to say no, and I disavow. So like, right. So that cancels out like a kickboxing career. Yeah. Yeah, kickboxer anymore. Now he's a different kind of asterishe. Now it's okay. Now he's what? Well, he got it beat up by a little girl on the internet. So that's that is what cancels it out.

I'm afraid that was a pretty funny. She was pretty funny. And now yes, and she says that's what you get for not recycling your pizza boxes. Or so. I mean, it's pretty fucking funny. And Rebecca Black started making fun of him. I'm like, androotate. You've all done all the work that I've done for men. My whole life, I've spent making women fear men

and art wit and our power over them. And you've all done it all. In one video, you've ruined my life's work. You fucking idiot. You dressed up like me and crib some of my best bits, but then you fucking destroyed it Yeah, but I don't have enough time left in my life to rebuild this legacy you in basil So he's in prison now, but here is

Here is Something I found where teachers are using this like system to unbrainwash Teenage boys on Andrew tapewash teenage boys on Andrew Tate because teenage boys love Andrew Tate, right? Because he's got a good butt. Well, that's the, that's the audience. As an influencer awaits, he's fading Romania, his holdover legions of teenagers remain. Schools are confronting his misogynistic manifesto with bespoke lessons.

So teachers, teachers are trying to undo, they're trying to re-brainwash the brainwashed children, the boys of Brazil, and Andrew Tate has let us stray. Andrew Tate goes, we're like, oh, today, something, the 36 year olds toxic views have become so endemic among teenagers that schools are putting on workshops and lessons to specifically address them. Are they how many schools? Well, you know, like, the writing is it's like, yeah, but schools are the, make it seem like it's like across the country.

Yeah. The great Satan has to be, uh, slides. Slides, such as the one below, are being beamed onto the board at one school. Do we have a responsibility to challenge? Do we think he's still harmless? What might happen if we challenge them?

What happens when we take in his message? Oh, yeah, here it is. This is what I wanted to show you. This is the pyramid of misogyny, like the food pyramid, but it's misogyny. You school use this pyramid to show pupils how some behaviors can lend to abuse and worse. A lesson in misogyny. So it's an upside down pyramid.

And the base of the pyramid, I don't know why it's an upside down pyramid. Yeah, well, because they don't want you to think that it's up as a good thing. Yeah, right? Yeah. They've literally like to hell. Yeah, they've been in point down. Dante's in fur. No, this is hell. This is the

this is the mass the massaging is to get hell. They literally do not want it to be the pinnacle of your misogyny. This is the absolute azimuth of what you should all aspire to. To the journey. If you've reached the top of Scientology, my friend, there it is. In case you needed, in case you, wait a minute, with Danny Masters, and that might actually be true. In case you thought that like, there's no, like the claims that the state is a religion

and that education is just brainwashing and religious indoctrination for kids. In case, in case you wanted to refute that, here is literally the depiction of hell, upside down, that's integral to their lessons. Here's the first level of very cool of misogynist hell. Boys should not show emotion. What's so funny about that is boys show more emotion than Sam do. Because emotion means sensitivity. I guess what?

Angers are fucking emotion. That's a fucking emotion. How pissed off are you on a given minute? Yeah, you know, yeah, fuck women. Like guys will get mad even with each other. They don't, they're just like women cry at each other, right? They don't want you to show that emotion. Yeah, you get kicked out of school for that.

Girls should be submissive. Oh, yeah. What cousin got kicked out of school. For what? This was years ago. No, for angry. Well, you know, he was, his dad was fully drug addict. He was living in a house with no fucking electricity.

9-9-11 had just happened and he was fucking at the end of his rope and fucking inside. Okay. Something like he's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you too. Like, when he said somebody, he was like, they'm gonna fucking kill you, dude. Like, when we said somebody, he and I was like, they literally kicked him out for, for saying that. They took him seriously. Yeah.

I don't know if he was suspended for a long time, but I know he never went back, but it was like, yeah, it was like fucking serious because people were fucking freaking out from my love. And did you see that kindergarten here that shot a teacher? Or was it right after a school shoot? I can't remember.

The six year old that shot a teacher. I didn't see that. Probably because she was trying to fucking on brainwash him from who said, bitch, I'm having a net. He's a top G. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, watch these hands, bitch. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, you didn't see that. I didn't hear about that. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, I didn't hear about that. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, I didn't hear about that. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Yeah. Well, they, this week, they've shown like some, there's some kids surprisingly on certain weapons, I guess, that like pretty young kids have been able to pull triggers and stuff. I think, you know, they're using two, two fingers, but still they got that in every job. Every class they should have like in every, in every classroom, they should have buttons on the desk.

And if enough kids press the buttons, the teachers should be killed. Oh, that's, I think that would help. You know? Yeah. Like, um, it seems very, um, if more than half like squid game ish or something, you know. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't have to work perfectly either.

You know, well, whatever. Just get the idea. You know, death penalty works perfectly. Exactly. I mean, it's, you know, she was probably molesting them. No one's asking that. She reached the bottom of the pyramid. She was hot.

Well, she, yeah, she did. So, yeah, she's dead. Whoa, wow. He missed her and then she was coming to molest him. He shot and he missed her, but actually he was aiming at the thing holding up the flag and it fell, she turned around and went, well, she's like, yeah, you missed me.

I'm now I'm in a molest to you. And then she's like, I'm like, I'm in a... Try again. Try again. And she looked at the flag, I was like, quack and went right in her head.

Yeah. All right. Good shot. Um, boy, girls should be submissive. Oh, yeah, I mean, girls are just as, girls don't ever need guys to do anything for them. You know, they're just like so good at everything. Oh, that's something that boys do.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, boys notorious for obsessing about other people's appearance. Jokes about harassment. I think that means ranking women. It means ranking women, but they couldn't say ranking women. So they said jokes about other people's appearance.

Okay. Tom bitch. Tom fat bitch. Jokes about harassment. What does that mean? I mean, he's nuts. Do's nuts. Well, harassment has the definition of that is so broad now.

It's a long, it's a long far cry from the days of, what the hell's going on? Chris Roxanne, you know, sexual sleep with, you know, sleep with me or you lose your job. Yeah. You know, everything else is just trying to get laid. Is what he said, it's like, and it's not like that anymore.

It's, my nephew's learned these nuts. Yeah, that's, oh man. You know, I got people Yeah, that's a man. You know, we had a good Christmas dinner with that. I got people at work who use that one a lot, you know, you know, try to get you to say it on the phone, right? Is that like, I mean, that's part of it. Now, some kid got like suspended from their class because he goes, he said,

Joe mama, these nuts, and they're laughing about it. So, that's how I was like, could you pass some of these? And I'm like, why not? Like, these nuts. Right. Like, holy shit? Like, these nuts. Right. Holy shit. That's unbelievable. I don't know.

There was a whole set up involved. I thought you just shout these nuts. No, no, no, no. They're going to trick people into saying it. Next time you see them, they're going to have a million of them. Okay. Level two of misogynist howl is pressuring people. This is so just kill me.

I mean, just shoot me in the head. See, that's the problem is we can't be honest even on a basic level. Even when chastising. Yeah. And doing something to prevent rape. We can't say. Hey, yeah, it's, yeah, pressuring people for

nudes. Right. Okay. Quote, women are responsible for assault. You can say women there. Otherwise, it's just the most obvious statement of the 20th century. You can say women. You know, people are responsible for assault. Oh, yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, I mean, sure. I don't lose a son about women. When you do it there. God, fuck this whole paradigm.

I'm so tired of it. This world cat calling. Oh, there's like cat calling happening in elementary school. Yeah. This world cat calling. Oh, there's a lot cat calling happening in elementary school. Yeah. Yeah, look at it. Oh, whoa, smoke those raisins. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

Come on. Yeah. Let me get that. Let me come in that trapper keeper. Oh my God. Okay, so these things culminate in the next level, which is flashing and groping. Uh huh.

Flashing. Dic picks probably. Right. I mean, now, is it, I mean, these are the kind of care about dick picks. I don't think they really, they brag about getting them. And most of them are lying about bragging about getting them. They don't. Right.

Is, is, is flashing, is a dick picks now considered flashing? I guess. I mean, I guess, right? If you have child pornography, to these kids, number, and then it just shows up, you don't get to know what it is before it comes up on your screen. So, and then, of course, flashing and groping lead to rape.

No, they're saying, I think this is, this is like levels, though, right? It's not like a direct, you know what I mean, it does, it's not cause an effect. I mean, is it not? They're saying that Andrew Tate is causing this. Well, is the implication not that they're causing it? I mean, it's possible, but I don't know.

Overtly. Let's keep pressuring people for nudes. You ever pressured a person for nudes? Well, let's put it this way. I understand your point on that because it's like, you know, most serial killers killed animals when they were killed. I mean, you don't generally start, you know, at the top, unless you're, in the killing humans, you get to warm up on stuff and get to the bottom of that pyramid unless you're gifted. Otherwise, you might

have to take a female teacher at another school said that some pupils were giving up on studying for exams. Is it a female person? No. Yeah. Is it a person teacher? female teacher at another school said that some pupils were giving up on studying for exams. Feeling a person. Yeah. Is it a person teacher? Yeah. It should be a person of size teacher at another school feeling that they no longer needed

education to thrive. They always end up saying, I can get rich on the internet. That's what Andrew Tate did. Yeah. I mean, you know, well, that's what America is, you dumb bitch. Well, yeah, like way before the internet, it was, I'm gonna make it in music or I'm gonna make it in film or I'm business.

Cause so and so, yeah, any people brag people don't look out going to school and that everybody in society promotes this idea because everybody knows this education is worthless. It's just about sitting around looking at upside down pyramids of rape. Um, anyway, pretty funny. Your entertain is with the most flexing

I've ever seen in a picture. There's such glamour shots, man, like it. So funny. You can't have to get out fucking wasted by a teenage girl. Okay, let me, I think I have some others. I didn't really, I didn't cover anything. I know lofty pixels wanted to argue with me.

Let me see. Really? Yeah. lofty, are you there? You're not muted. I think you're muted yourself. Let me see here. lofty.

Maybe not, maybe I did mute him. Now you're not muted. Somebody tell Lofty to unmute himself. Let me see what else I got here. Did you see Dana White slap his wife back in self-defense? No. The UFC guy? Yeah, and of course I know Dana White is.

His wife committed an atrocious act of domestic violence against him and then he was forced to defend himself? I love the way you pitch so. It's just, it's so insane. What is insane about that? She came at him like a wild animal, like a Tasmanian she devil, striking and slapping at him, drunk on New Year's Eve. I don't know anything about it.

You know this first to seduce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn yourself up or something. I got him over here too. You might too low, might too low. Now you're fine. Now the chance back, these things are not a problem. Here, let me, Sean, let me play this horrifying video of a woman, if you could call her that,

certainly not a lady. Look at that. Did you see that? That's, do it again. This is, look, there's, there's Dana White, who you know, who you know, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and that's his wife, the slatter-in-ly-huh, wearing a sleeveless halter top dress sort of thing. Uh, here she smacks him. Did you see that?

Do you see that slap? See. Oh, that's assault, brother. Uh, that's a, that's assault. Iso cubes, 10 years. Throw her in the brig. Get rid of her, send her to Mars Mars and what's he do show me show lap man? He just gives her He gives her a little tiny reminder slap of no slap back damn no slap What do you think about that? They probably worked it out. It's a work

They probably worked it out. It's a work. Wap! He just hits her with the tips of his fingers. Oh, was it? Nope. I mean, you can tell. Well, he could have taken her fucking head off. Let's see.

Oh, and if you notice, people don't know this. Like, because people aren't, he kind of slapped like a fucking like a bear or something. Yeah. Like it was just kind of like, yeah, there wasn't a real dexterity in the hand, you know? Oh yeah, let's see the hand. Like a Sean Connery or somebody who's going to a little slap. A gifted slapper.

Well, sometimes you let them have the last one. Then they want to keep it going. You should. You're right out of the roulette. Just give her a little slap. Yeah. What if she gives you a slap back? Well, that's another area.

Came back from the grave and slap Barbara Walters right into it. That's Barbara Walters right into it. That's Barbara Walters spirit coming up from hell, happening Dana White's wife. Slop. Look at this. Oh, wham! She sells it too for the crowd. There's no way it hurt that hard.

Well, you know, you got to sell the fight, right? People are like coming up, so who has to make weight? Is there a catch weight fight? They're, he's gotta come down, she's gotta go up, is that the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause this is obviously gonna be a, she looks pretty heavy though, you know? He's a pretty spelt guy for his age

and amount of testosterone that he's injecting and HGH. Yeah. Guys are like, they're tripping over themselves to brag about how you should never hit a woman. And it's like, are you guys retarded? Do you not understand how this relationship works? They've been together. We have somebody on lofty. They've been doing this since they were teenagers. They're like trailer trash. They slap each other, like they slap each other all the time. Yeah. It's not a big deal. Shut up. Don't use this as an excuse to bring

your rings off that right? Take the rings off. Take the rings off. You're gonna fuck up your teeth. The rings on. Right? Chip and tooth. Lofty, how you doing?

I'm good, are you? Good, you used to be the, are you still the editor for the quarter ring? No, I was for three years and then lately, I've been trying to branch out and it got a little bit too complicated trying to do full time for him. So I'm, yeah. How was it working for that guy?

I blame that guy. He's a great employer. He's, he has, we have like three editors. We, I'm, and yeah, he's, he's,'s gives me plenty of work and all, let's me basically do what I want. I can't get canceled. It's, it's a great job. That is a great job.

Has he, has he done anything to stop the SJWs from ruining Star Wars? That's what I want to know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe, maybe, maybe. I don't know. What do you get, do you guys think that the negative feedback was an influence in the permanent firing of Ryan Johnson and like any of the transitioning?

Do you think they care what we think of the fans that men are not allowed to do? Do you know anything about this world, Sean? I mean, I just said really. I think that all engagement is a positive. Why did they cancel Cowboy B-Bop? People were very loud and vocal about it, how much they hated it. I think sometimes it does work,

but most of the time they don't care. Yeah, maybe, I don't know. Netflix probably looked at the internal numbers and saw that everybody watched like 10 minutes of the first episode and then didn't watch the rest. Got it. And they're like, well, maybe that cost us $50 million. So we're not doing that.

Anyway, what did you, you wanted to argue with me about something, didn't you? Was it Lex Friedman's? Well, I was like, I mean, I need my dopamine debate fix. No, I don't understand. I'm. I've been confused about this and maybe you can enlighten me. I don't understand why people are so upset, not upset, but triggered. I mean, that is the word triggered by his reading list. I'm triggered. Sean, did you see this one? Let me try to find Lex. Do you have the does anybody have the tweet? Let's read block me. I'm being suspicious. I'm being suspicious. Like, I just don't understand. Now, I have,

I have a lot of things to say about it, but I don't wait. I think I can straw a steel man your argument, but I don't, I can't empathize with it. Well, after you don't use those bullshit terms with me, like steel manning and that kind of shit fuck you. I'm gonna regular person to me. Don't use this debate, bro, shit. Well, somebody posts the tweet that Lex Friedman made of his fucking dumb book list.

Is it my turn to shine though? No, I don't think that's just read, that's, Lex, you know, he made a tweet. The tweets more and more. You want the tweet, I said. Somebody post a tweed. The tweed's more annoying. You want the tweed, I can't. Somebody post me the tweed. I've been making fun of him because he's a dickhead and he blocked me.

Because he's a dickhead. Oh, okay. So now I don't know what to read. Peter McCullough blocked me recently. So who's that? I feel you, I feel you. Oh, he's that doctor that goes on Joe Rogan and pretends that there's like 1500 cardiac arrest

deaths since the vaccine started. Just makes up of mental lives. Yeah, I do want his entire study on stream and then he blocked me. It's pretty sad. Yeah, happens. Do you want his entire stream? I did. I spent two and a half hours on going over his fake study that includes cancer deaths in his study. Yeah. Bro, you're preaching to the fucking converted here. I'm not even converted to gay man. I've done means to say nobody likes a debunker. Okay. Lofty.

You contribute something to the world instead of trying to tear down what scams and other people are making. So let's read men, let's read men who everyone knows is a fraud, who's an in an asshole, says tweeted, I'm reading, I'm reading a book a week in 2023. Classics, sci-fi, nonfiction, or anything, people highly recommend. I'll keep adjusting the list. Starting Monday, done by Sunday, might make low key videos of takeaways. Oh, wow, we can't fucking wait.

If you want to read along, the current list is here. Lex Friedman reading list, the one you such on. Read, item number one, 1984. Okay. Okay. That's what I want. I want a, I want a midwit, government, shill, instructing millions of, of slightly dumber midwits on how to interpret nineteen eighty four

uh... in today's political climate which he supports in one week god i can't fucking wait for the army of uh... mediocrity and stupidity to poor fourth from this chance from lex freedman's channel lex fraud men as I like to call him. What do you have to say about that, lofty? So you're, so wait a minute. You're, you're issue with his reading list is that there's not enough time in a week to talk about a book.

My issue with, okay, is, are you, do you just have an issue with Lex and his like agenda? Is that all? Yes. What do you mean is that all? Yes, what do you mean is that all? Yes, I hate him. I hate everything he stands for. I hate how he tried to manipulate yay

into dog whistling, his racist statements. I hate it. Like, Lex is incarnate of what a dumb person thinks a smart person is. Reading a book a week, that's something that's stupid people think smart people do Hey, everybody. Here's me signaling how fucking smart you are in the vocabulary of a fucking stupid person I'm gonna lecture you on books that they read and that you read in high school He's a book a week. He reads a book a week and he's gonna tell me he's gonna tell me a moron how to interpret a book That's that's that's assigned to high schoolers because that's fucking stupid because it's easy to understand

What is your what do you think about that That's crazy, okay first of all then you I'm just say everybody here's been to high school, right? How many of you have read every single book on this list? Every single book? No. Nobody fucking reads the books they're assigned at high school. Okay. Nobody does.

Okay. People that are interested in literature will read them. I am an English major. I double major. I'm an English major. There we go. I created. No, I'm explaining to you that even don't let

them sidetrack you that's listen, listen, I haven't read half of these books. I've read half of them, but I haven't read the other half. And I'm an English major, okay. Yeah. What are you so busy getting this? Yeah. I was going to have Star Wars. Are you going to let me talk? Oh, no. These are. Oh my God. Most of these are college level books. Some of them are signed in high school, okay? But I don't see the great gaps beyond here, okay? That's a high school level reading.

A animal farm, yes. 2001 space Odyssey, I had to take an elective to read that. Okay. Like they should just read it. Why? You didn't need to take it like that. It's like an elective. No, no, no, no, what I'm saying, yes, that's correct. Education is a waste of time.

I didn't need to go to college at all. I started, it's a waste of time. But guy, this is, okay, okay. You want to read these books then? This is just like a guy pretending to be smart by taking a picture of the book he's reading and post, it's like taking a picture of your fucking lunch and posting it on Instagram.

That's what a book a week is. Wait a minute. First of all, many of these books are excellent and profound books. They are. They just are. Name one. One of these. One of these. One of these. One of these.

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How about these books just prove what you're saying The point of these books is that that's wrong. He's not saying everyone. What the fuck is happening? Okay, listen, I don't want to debate crazy to co-coked out Nicholas Cage. I wanted to debate a rational person. Hello. Old man in the sea.

Oh, guy catches the fish. Shark eats the fish. Oh, that sucks. Wow, what a fucking great spot. Can I make another point? Yeah. What's wrong with, what, no, what's wrong with, you have to read these books. I'm not telling you, you have to read them.

You got to do that. I'm going to read them anyway. Just to spite you. Yeah. What's wrong with the YouTuber who has a lot of followers who have not read these books, encouraging people to read good books. Why is that a bad thing in 2023? That's we should be encouraging that. And these are entry level literature. Like this is a good,

this is a good book club to join. If you have read these, there's absolutely not. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm of course. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm It's like that big fat black lady that was that was wearing all the yoga gear and like pretending to work out You remember we watched that She was like a fucking turtle on her back, right? While she got up. I mean she got to cut out like eight minutes I didn't invent a new gimbal because of all the shuttering She was making in that room and they were doing it It's like people who say that what's wrong with that because she's promoting working out

and what if so what if people wanna work out and they're that fat, but I know, and smart people know that that's not what's going on there. What's going on there is what's going on there is performative, they're fucking, they're taking my culture, they're appropriating my culture because they have no interest in working out. Lex Friedman has no interest in, um, in dissecting any of these books. And it's, it's obvious, it's obvious to me to the buy the first one, 1984.

Like, this is, uh, it's the same reason that he lists like MIT over everything, even though he's like a research associate who graduated from Drexel or some shit like that. You're making it out. You're just making things up. Look, this book, the majority of this book is science fiction. Yeah, it is. His whole channel is dedicated to science fiction.

That's the whole point of his podcast. Yeah, including his research credentials, science fiction. It is followers, right? It is followers. No, no, no, look, I don't It is followers, right? It is followers. No, no, look, I don't have a problem with you criticizing Lex Friedman. I don't have it.

I don't know anything much about the guy. I liked his interview with, with what's his face? The Fallout game developer, Todd Howard. I thought that was interesting. Interview, you know, I don't give a shit. I'm talking about, there's nothing wrong with him encouraging his followers.

You are into science, science to read books about science fiction. A lot of them are prophetic. You're arguing that his followers are stupid, so they're going to interpret the books wrong. That's not what most people say. No, they're just going to regurgitate what he tells them to think about them. What I don't like is that he, what I don't like is that he uses scientific credentials to promote philosophy arguments.

I really like that. That's fine, that's fair. That's fair. I don't know, artificial intelligence, I mean, there are some people that, I mean, that is a big, I don't want, I don't want people feeling smart because then they start thinking.

Then they start doing things. And then they start telling other people what to do. I want people to know that no matter what they read and no matter what, that they are stupid. And that the thoughts they have are stupid. That is, and what he's doing is combating that. He's encouraging people to read and then telling them smart things that they're capable of understanding and it makes them feel good and that they use this toxicity of goodness and turn it as a weapon on the

people of their lives. And I've been trying my whole life, stop this lofty. Thoughts are bad and you should feel bad. You should feel bad for having them. No book is going to save you from that. I don't know. I just think this is negativity for no reason. Like it's just adding to what we got in this mess from toxic positivity. What are you fucking kidding me? What is this is Oprah's book club for men? What do you like? If I should on Oprah for having everyone read like 10 years of slave. How dare you? How could you criticize Oprah for making women want to read? You fucking know why? Because all these dog pods are all brainwashed into going out and just repeating the messages that they read in this propaganda

crap. Oh Oh my God. So now you're criticizing the book list for being like a normie list. Is that what you're saying? It is a normal list. It's over his book club. Is it really a normie list? Yeah. Are you a normie then?

Are you a normie? No, I know books that are more sophisticated than this. This book, this list was this book was so you're not a normie with books, but maybe you're a normie with what movies? Are you a movie normie? What are you talking about? You know that everybody knows the books on this list. All of normal people would know the books on this list. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, normal people know the book fight club, which the author said the movie is a better version of Yeah, I think that people know I think this is a normie list. I think it is a normal I'm not saying that it's not yeah, but I think most people are normies Well, yeah, and there's nothing wrong with with now if I did a movie list right at like I'm going to do this right with my community

We're gonna do a book a movie club if I If I have 2001 space out, you see on my movie list, are you gonna come yell at me because I'm a fucking normie? No, I'm not. I've seen that movie 10 times. Yeah, but I like you. I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate. Remember up, look, if it were up to me, you'll like, look. If it were up to me, I would be talking about, you know,

books like Silence, right, which is what Martin Scorsese's film was adapted from. It's like a really obscure Japanese book that nobody's fucking read because he made a movie of that. I hear the panties getting wet. No, right now. Oh, it's a fucking incredible book about Catholic, Catholic priests in Japan who are persecuted and tortured to death. It's an excellent book.

But most people don't read, you're like, crime's a thing. So if you're doing a book club and you have all this obscure nonsense in your library of things that you're gonna read, nobody's gonna fucking read it. Yeah. You gotta, okay.

So do you hear how when you're talking about that book, like you can hear like passion in your voice, and like you actually, like a favorite book. Yeah, so Lex Friedman, if he is as smart as he is, you can hear like passion in your voice and like you actually. I like your butt. Yeah. So Lex Friedman, if he is as smart as he is, doesn't want to read those books. This is a book. He did this.

He's reading this. This is an advertisement for him, which is in franchising idiots. This is a book for idiots. This isn't a book that he's rewarding himself by. This is a book that he's, this is a list that he's broadcasting is an ad for idiots. It's not something that he actually likes. I don't know, man. I don't know how anybody can not like Frankenstein or do.

Could we both? I don't know. Cause they're dumb. Like Phil Hartman doing Frankenstein. I believe, I believe that he is a big fan of doon and Frankenstein and Brave New World and Hitchhiker's guy. Like I genuinely believe it based on what I know about it. And foundation is plasma.

Come on. You're just, you're projecting. Projecting what? You're propping up a straw man of a guy who is trying to impress people with a list of books he actually probably really likes and you're just pretending that he doesn't. Like he's all about image. to impress people with a list of books he actually probably really likes and you're just pretending that he doesn't like. He's all about. He's all about image.

Everything that he does is about image. That's why he puts MIT in front of everything. That's why he posts his speech. That's why he posts his lectures at like parents day at MIT, pretend, pretends like they're real lectures. That's why he sucks. He made a fucking pretend retarded study about cars driving underground just to kiss Elon Musk's ass.

He purposefully, Lex Friedman purposefully avoids having his papers peer reviewed and pushes them directly to the press and blocks other scientists who call him out on this. He is all about image and pretence. The problem with some of the publishers too. Nothing about him is, nothing about him is genuine as it pertains to science. And this is an extension of that. Yeah, I fucking hate him. I fucking hate what he did. I hate his, I hate his malevolent force in the world.

He is an in genuine, he is a non-genuine, inauthentic, astroturfed response to Joe Rogan. That's what he is. And as it pertains to that, I fucking hate him. Let's find. I just think this is a innocuous problem that you shouldn't, you should have just ignored, and try to go after his MIT credentials instead. Yeah, but everyone made fun of his reading list. Isn't they?

Everyone made fun of the reading list. A lot of people are stupid, and they're I call them fake stops because they They're pretending that they're more intellectual than they actually are No, no, no, I thought you were but now I realize you're you're not but I hate bugs Can you call in every week? Yeah, I call in again. I love it. I love this so much I Yeah, calling again, I love it. I love this so much. I love. Oh, you brought it here. Say that again. Oh, Sean cursed you with his girlfriend. Maybe I fucked that interview.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was saying. No, this is a fun conversation. I don't like the people who are calling the list, who are poo-pooing the list, and they themselves are probably normies themselves who haven't even read half. Those people are annoying to me. Oh yeah. Does that make sense? Kind of. Like, these are the same people who would be like,

oh, okay, what's your favorite movies? And they'll be like, oh, Shawshank Redemption, the Godfather Fight Club. Okay, they're the same people. You're better than the Godfather. Godfather's a great movie and a great book. Yeah, but it's a normie movie and it's a normie. So it's Fight Club.

Look, if you're a normie and you're criticizing other people for being a normie. Stop using the fucking word of normie. What do you mean? What are you trying to say? Well, words have to be getting in the same. What do you mean normie? People who like just watch like generic,

you know, lowest common denominator stuff. And I would, I would, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, say yes to the dress, I'm reading this, say yes to the dress series. Turn novelization of say yes to the dress. Well, would you have a problem if he started a movie club

and had 2001 a space Odyssey and fight club on it? It's just a book. The books. It's just it's well because he's trying to it's what stupid people think smart people do. That's what everything about Lex Friedman is that he, because we're told TV rots your brain and books are intellectual.

Yeah, like everything he does is, like the same reason he puts MIT over everything. Like, oh, that's the, oh, that means he's smart. See what I mean? Where's the fucking thing? So you're not a stupid person. No, you don't think, but you do, but you, okay, you say stupid people think smart people do is what you just said. Mm-hmm.

So you do the opposite of that? What are your favorite movies? Always. Tommy Tannaka movies. The one where the fake, like, technical aliens shoot fake come all over that TV movie. That's eyebrow, that's eyebrow. I don't think art makes you more sophisticated than anything else. I think you and I think

you I think people have a vernacular in dissecting and explaining art because they've taken time to develop it. I don't think it's more or less sophisticated than a guy who looks at something and just says like I like it, I don't like it. Yeah. Well, I don't think this is a sophisticated concept. It's just a book club. It's not supposed to be anything more sophisticated. Oh, laughter. You ignorant slut.

I don't know. I don't think you're going to agree. Yeah. Well, what's your thing? Plug your channel. Well, I just wanted to say one thing about education because I think school is a waste of time. Now, I think school is a waste of time. Now I will say this, I took, I went to film school and I double measured and film studies

in English, right? Jesus Christ. I learned so much. How do you do not attack your shoes? How are you surviving your day? Listen, I learned so much more on my own than I did in school. In school, these are the kinds of movies we watched in upper level film courses by the way. Yeah.

You know, North by Northwest, Dr. Strangeline, a taxi driver, Chinatown, like, I saw that shit when I was 17 and then I would go to film school, I'd pay a lot of money and I watched the same. I watched Metropolis in three different classes at university, all three different, one was technology and film, the other was history and film. And the curriculum was the fucking same.

The professors don't even know what they're teaching. The other professors showing the same movie and then you can know. It's really bad. It's really bad. Midwits. Midwits. Don't go to school for any of that shit. Just go make friends of people from other countries and then ask them what good movies are from like Sweden and then just join a film club or something. Don't go

to school. Don't go to school. Just watch pornography. Beat off. Get government welfare checks. Chris the Kiwi has it figured out. Yeah. We should on him. Okay, what's your channels and stuff? All right. La lofty pixels is my YouTube channel. I just do streaming. We would talk about movies, video games, books, all kinds of stuff. Like entertainment. I do entertainment stuff, right? And then I make memes.

I did like quarterings and shrew memes for a while now. I just do my own funny stuff. Yeah, those were great. Those memes you made were great. Thank you. They were funnier when I thought you were a woman though with your avatar thing. Yeah, C. Sean. See how lofty has this girl.

I thought he was a girl. It's a noodle from the gorillas. It's a noodle. It's my favorite band. I have a favorite band. I don't put like a woman. It's my whatever misogynist. You have to give,

you have to give backed by a shot. My web three Patreon. I don't know what that means. Well, you better learn or you don't support freedom. Oh God, I have an NFT, is that does that count? Yeah, that's good, that's a good start. I have a useful NFT, It's a video game NFT. There's actually some utility for it.

What the fuck does that mean? Well, you can go some NFTs have absolutely no utility. And there's like, you can actually do shit with. Like what? What is your video games NFT do? Well, it's a good run. I can use it as a Mario. Well, no, I can use it to mine in a game of an RPG and you can

mine for like crypto currencies. And you actually make more money that it's a scam. I will say that. You have a Ponzi scheme and FT. Yeah. Wow. I'm just saying I have. I have I like it. What game is it? What game can you mine? It's good Ponzi skeen coins in defi it's called defi kingdom see like you get a You know Okay, I just was and you have an NFT from that Yeah, I have one of the hero and I wanted the second gen heroes from it What okay, so you know how NFTs work so go register it at back.by and then lofty pixels. Right. No, do it.

Say you're going to do it. I will do it. I will. What I feel like how to do it. No, you already know how to use, I know that you know how to use NFTs. So, I know. I will.

It's on polygon. Do you know what that is? No, here's the thing. I haven't done any of this in like two years. So I might be out of the loop. You missed the NFT boom. You could have sold your Ponzi scheme NFT for a lot of money. I know, but it was supposed to be long term, so I just held it. What's your favorite pornography movie?

Oh, boy. Make a list. Make a list. I don't have a list. I don't have a list. I don't have a list. I don't Make a list. I don't have a list. I don't even know any names to any of them. You don't know any porn star names. Oh, God. We think. How is that pop? What's the one thing? What was the one with Charlie Sheen? Was it Capri Anderson? Is that her name? I don't know. Charlie Sheen, you like her? I thought she was cute.

But I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. You only know one porn star and it's the one that was in the mainstream media news. I didn't know that. I don't remember. You don't go to porn hub and look up when you go to porn hub to jerk off. You asked me for names of famous stuff. Yeah.

That's not the majority of PornHub. What do you search for? You go there, just like. I'm not going to tell you what I search for. Why, you're a film guy, isn't it? Black and white. I don't know. Have you seen X to good move horror movie about making a PornHub? Black and white. I don't know.

Have you seen X to good move horror movie about making a porno? X? Black fear. It's fantastic. If you like 70s grind house horror, it has Jenna Ortega. She's like almost naked in it. Breon? Okay.

It's called X. It's about this, these people making a porno and then shit goes horribly wrong. It's kind of like Texas Tains on Masker vibes a little bit. Mia Goth is the main actress. She's fantastic. She was an info maniac with Shilobosh. Oh, I saw that when you see his weiner at the end. Yeah. That's cool. I like her. I saw a movie last night called The Menu.

It's a good movie. It's kind of mid, but it's like it's entertaining. Yeah, Ralph Reif Ralph finds was in it. He's trying. I'm a ghost. Should have placed ghosts from it. Are you do you like Ethan Ralph? What is your if you had to eat him? You know Ethan.

I know you don't like you. I know he doesn't like me. He doesn't like you. What is a one at zero out of 10? How much do you like the most lie like Ralph is 10 and zero is not like Ralph? What are you at? I mean, you like a four because it's funny and I kind of make fun of sometimes for his kind of generous. Actually, I'm pretty good. I met him before. I met him at the doesn't. I'm like, Is America first convention? Oh yeah.

Oh, well, what do you think about all that? Yay stuff before it. It's too much. It's just too much. The hood was too much. No, no, no, no. I don't I think then I think the

swastika was too much probably with the Jew with the David star of David in the center of it. Oh, no, come on. That's a cool design. It's like, you know, fit them together. It's the modern day Ebony and Ivory. If you're comedian, it's funny.

If you're running to a president, you're fucked. Hmm, we'll see. We need what the country needs is a super villain. We need a guy. You understand, like, 80% of what he's Kanye is saying, I actually, yeah, I understand what he's saying. And I kind of, I watched Nick Fuentes like three hour break down a little thing.

Like the juice stuff, you understand that stuff? I understand that it's annoying that we can't talk about it. I get that. Yeah. But I don't agree. I think it's massive, a massive conspiracy. And there's part truth, there's truth in everything, right?

But there's, I just think people exaggerate. I don't know. There's no truth in everything, right? But I just think people exaggerate. I don't know. There's no truth in, if anyone says that I'm gay, there's no truth in that. Well people are like, the Jewish media companies are fucking silencing yay. And then, and then fucking Adidas cancels a contract. They're fucking German. Yeah. It's like, it's not just the news.

I wouldn't say things like Jewish media companies. It's like, it's not just the news. I would say it's exactly Jewish media companies. It's everybody. Why are people ignoring everybody else and just pretending that only the Jews are trying to silence Kanye? It's literally everybody. It is literally everybody. It's dumb. Anyway, sorry.

Okay. Well, I enjoyed this call. I hope you call back again and have success in your show and that you read along with Lex Fraudman's reading list. You watch his low-key videos about his takeaways from 1984 when he's the biggest government shill that there is. Nah, I'm not going to read along with it. I I said, it's not my, I've read along all this books most of them before. Yeah. I just think people are rude sometimes to people who are just trying to enjoy good books.

I don't know. Anyway. I mean, that's as much as I can legally do. Just make sure to comment and try to make people feel bad. Like, while I still can, someday it'll be illegal to make someone feel bad. It's a worthy aspiration. Yeah, I just want to'll be illegal to make someone feel bad. It's a worthy aspiration. Yeah, I just want to make people I don't like feel bad. Oh, you can't do that anymore.

It's almost illegal. It's almost a hate speech at this point because I just brought this down. Stanford University has a list of hate speech language that they're trying to enforce on campus. One of them is the word insane and crazy, right? Or stupid, you're not allowed to, you're not allowed to insult anyone's intelligence at all. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's great, guys, that Stanford list is wild. I'm putting out a video tomorrow. If you sub to my channel, it's very funny, very fine. You're not allowed to say, you're not allowed to refer to colors anymore as like part of a team like red team, white team, yellow team. Yeah.

What do you call them? Well, you can't refer to color and yeah, like the word black list and white list is banned. Like any kind of negative or positive connotation with colors is banned because the fucking stupid white liberal practice on college team orange and team pink. Just because these are fine. Oh, you can't have you seen black because the leftist are like the yellow, you know, red. If you're a fucking social justice leftist intersectionalist, you're going to hear the word red team and you're

going to immediately think of, oh, savages, Indian savages, because you're a fucking racist, not us, you, okay? You get the same thing with, oh my god, they do the same thing with black people, with Harry Potter, with the goblins, they just think, they look at the goblins and they think Jewish people, they're the fucking racist. Yeah, I thought those were Jewish people too though. Well, I guess you're racist. I don't know. Plenty of the apes, anyone? No, I didn't think that.

That's wrong. I don't know. Because they had like a whole society with science and stuff. It's like, that's true. You're saying that. All right, get out of here, lofty. All right, well, hi. Thanks for having me on our call back from time.

Okay, good. That was fun. Goodbye. Thanks for the conversation. Bye bye. What an idiot. I like that. Lex Friedman.

Fucking asshole. It does seem like a list of books that most people have heard of most of those books. So I get it's like, oh, you're just, it's like what a stupid person would think a smart person would read or whatever. But I also think that there is nothing wrong with encouraging people to read books. If only that they might, they think something differently than they, than they've thought before, open an idea like, I don't know, do I, I don't see any harm that could come from that aside from them being very annoying

and regurgitating, I know, that's a big one. See, our list rank, we both agree, it makes annoying people, but you rank that near the top, the pinnacle of the rate pyramid and I put it, I put it a lot for the day, but in terms of rape, in terms of problems. I don't think reading causes rape is all I'm saying. I wish it did. For Christ the Keyway.

Let's do it. You like three. Yeah, fuck YouTube. Let's see. I've got some Christ the Keyway stuff. Oh my God. Here he yeah, I've got some Christ the Kiwi stuff. Oh my God. Here he is sent something bizarre in.

Who is he? He better lofty better sign up on back by. I can't believe Cantilians is dead. Yeah, I was really sad about that for like all all night. Well, I heard about it. Oh yeah, I see. Yeah, yeah. And it was one of those things my girlfriend was like, oh my God, are you okay?

I'm like, I'm fine. She's like, I don't think you're gonna be, I think you're gonna probably explode. I'm like, I'm fine! Yeah. Okay, here is Chris the Kiwi saying something weird. In one of my shirts. Oh, great.

Yeah, this video is for Dick Masterson. I wanted to answer your previous concern. Yes, I have watched pretty woman. I thought it was very entertaining, but the only issue that I have with that is you need money to actually do what that guy didn't pretty women. Did you get him? How does that sort of apply to me? How does that improve my situation? Would you tell him to do that? That is my question to you, Dick. If you could please answer that. That would be me. How does that improve my situation? What'd you tell him to do?

That's my question to you, Dick. If you could please answer that. That'd be great, thank you. I like this format that he does of submitting questions. Yeah, why'd you do it? Well, we said that he was trying to do a pretty woman on horse.

Like he's trying to get them to marry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's trying to save them. Yeah, save them. And yeah, he did have money. That's true. But Julia Roberts was also very hot. The whores you're seeing are not as bad caliber. So just like scale it down.

Scale it down. You have a pension, a government pension. So maybe that's enough. You know, you got a real collection. You're getting Eric Roberts. Yeah. Yeah. That is Julia Roberts. Right. The hooker. Yeah. yeah, it's the Julia Roberts.

Right. The hooker. Yeah, that's, that's all we're trying to say, buddy. We wish you'd luck with that. Yeah, okay. I've got anything else except this is all messed up. Here's another Christ the Kiwi. This is a Christ the Kiwi slam. This is Riley and Mint.

Riley's over here, Mint salad. It's girlfriends over here. Thank you for pointing each one of them out. And Christ the Kiwi says, two lesbians. God damn. I mean, that's he can be funny. I'm hilarious.

Okay. He didn't need the LOL though, I think. Yeah. You know, it just make the, the, too many notes. Yeah. Yeah. This is, um, gray is slur, a slur. Hey, Dick, I've noticed as of lately, your use of the phrase, F slur, as a way to get around a YouTube or PayPal rule for saying the actual F-slur. I don't know of anyone else using F-slur

as a one-for-one replacement of the F-slur. Do people use anything? I've used that for a long F-slur. I think it'll actually coin that. Maybe back in biggest problem days. The only thing that comes to mind is South Park's use of the phrase R-tarded. I know you say retard freely,

but most consider that a slur. I probably say it more than you do. Yeah, because retarded people, they can't, people can't get outraged for retarded people because like everyone looks and they pity the retarded people and it cuts off the outrage. I don't quite use it like that. I use it with people who have a fucking choice. No, yes, so do I. Like, it's like, no, you're after you got a fucking, but I mean, if somebody's developmentally disabled, I don't. No, never.

But I wouldn't call it gay person the Efsler because, you know, because of their gayness, because they're making laughs on a red light at the last moment, right? Yeah. But the problem is when you say the real Efsler, like, asshole gay people go like, oh, I can't believe you're starting throwing a fit, but retarded people can't throw fits. So when the community looks to retarded people to see if they're offended, they're like, I like fucking guinea pigs. It's like, oh, man, I don't feel outraged anymore. Like gay people can keep the out gay con artists can keep the outrage going. If you search Endsler,

see an Endsler in word is the exactive. Because Endsler is offensive. And Slur feels offensive to say, I don't know why that is. If I say End Word, it's like I'm saying, we all know what the End Word is, right? It is really crazy that that is exactly... It's not always a slur.

It's like if you don't say it out loud, if you say, if you don't say the word out loud, the entire meaning of the N word negates the other word. Yeah, you're saying a good word by saying the N word. Yeah, but you can say any word is like, you can also say, I kind of look at these fucking Canadians and they're like, oh man who you can't be saying that yeah yeah and slur I would never say because that seems derogatory it's not a slur well because you're saying

you're saying right in yeah and because it's related to the F slur yeah so now I feel like I'm calling him gay the results if you search and slur or F slur the results know exactly what it's referring to. What I can't find in any search is anyone talking about using any letter attached slur as a slur. What I'm concluded to believe is that it's perfectly okay to call people slur. This might be the most beautiful new discovery of my life. It's like saying, yeah, I started just calling people TOS violations,

but you've done that too. It's times where words like simp, cuck, retarded, shill, fat, or gay can be censored. Okay. Marky Mark says, planets, et cetera. Hey mate, feel free to use this on the show, but don't use my name. Okay.

Forget your naming the planets challenge. I was sitting on the show, but don't use my name. Okay. Forget your naming the planet's challenge. I was sitting on the beach, New Year's Day, and my wife, 32 years old, de-cups, turns to me and says, you know, I didn't know the moon and the sun were different things until a couple of years ago. And Gritch caused him to completely reevaluate his life choices. If you didn't see that one, comment down below. You haven't been listening to me. Man. I've been telling you to be, I've told you, I've told you a thousand times.

The sun are different the gaps in women's knowledge Arachyclismic and sudden the gaps in men's knowledge are predictable and gradual It's not the same wow I intrigued I dug for more info She explained that she had up till around the age of 26, just thought the moon was the sun at night. Apparently, it goes to sleep too. Yeah, it calms down. Yeah, fucking sun in the sky.

We're over here arguing about flat earth, and these broads are thinking that the sun goes to sleep and turns into the moon. Too much anime. Apparently, does that happen? She learned it was not, apparently she learned it was not through random googling. I asked, she's got questions about Santa Claus too. I asked, but what about when the moon and the sun are in the sky at the same time?

That happens. Yeah, that happens. No, that's gonna be her. She explained that that was rare. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is amazing. They're all like this. This is really amazing. They all have one of these lurking around in there. It may not be this.

Not the sun, something. Okay. Similar queries regarding landing on the moon. The same with the words similar queries, sorry. Regarding landing on the moon achieved insightful responses on subsequent testing of her knowledge of planets. In our solar system, she got all but two, right, obviously not in the right order.

I think you're setting the bar too high. These broads have no chance under your rules. They don't even understand what is your son. Uh, wow, that's incredible. That's amazing. It's just, it's where the gap shows up. Yeah. The gap wouldn't show. I believe that it tested out.

Most women would get the, that the Sun and Moon concept correct. Most women. That just happens to be her, her spot. Yeah, most would. Wow just happens to be her spot. Yeah, most would. Wow. But a lot would not, some would not. More than zero.

I think we need to field test this. Test it. Okay, let's see. Nathaniel says women posting their else, here's a thing for you. Think about Instagram link. Okay. Oh, okay. This is Amy Schumer explaining explaining that her three yearold is in his man's explaining phase. What do you think of her?

I have this three-year-old, she says, three and a half-year-old, and he's already man's explaining to me. He'll go, no, mommy, you're wrong. And I'm like, oh my God, is a big good chance that you're wrong. And also, that is the three-year-old's favorite word is no. It's where they're first establishing independence. That they know anything. And also that is the three year olds favorite word is no.

It's where they're first establishing independence that they know anything. They like that they're an autonomous. I'm not explaining to you. You feel it. I don't want to do that. No, you're wrong. They're born wanting to explain things to you. I've been so mad at so many ex-boyfriends, moms, like you made your son too confident.

And guess what? I'm doing the exact same moms, like you made your son too confident and guess what? I'm doing the exact same fucking thing. You made your son too confident. Why don't you chop stick off then? I'm threatened by him. I'm threatened by your three-year-old who tells me no. No, no mommy, you're wrong. Stop making your son so confident.

The son and the moon are the same. Give him crippling fucking social anxiety and... It's God. It's mothers. Single mothers. crippling fucking social anxiety and God. Mother's single mother. Yeah, because she is one. Okay, let's see what else I've got here. Christ.

Two things, something with, John Badall says I was listening to the latest show. I think Lex Friedman is a dipshit too. He graduated from Drexel, and that's the same school that Sam Hyde got on stage at and talked about teaching African refugees JavaScript. Oh, that's what a prestigious institution. Jack, the retard says, Dick Hachtcock is amazing.

Did you see this email? No, Dick comes in every is amazing. Did you see this email? No. Dick comes in every week saying a smug fact about how bad the vaccines are. I used to take them at face value. That's dumb. Telling my friends family about them. Oh, yeah, I did see this.

After fact checking even for a moment on most of them, they almost always ended up being completely wrong or over exaggerated. Since my family still believes that the vaccines cause cerebral palsy, they didn't care. But I was genuinely worried something was going to happen to me because I had to get the shot so early because of my job at the time. You'll probably die. You know, life with its, life does have a hundred percent mortality rate. So probably die.

And as you're dying, you'll be like, it was that scene did this to me. Yeah. Obviously, it's a comedy podcast. So who cares? But there's some genuine humor in hearing just how wrong the stats Dick is bringing in turn out to be. Dick's hyperboleous hilarious. But if you hear it go unchecked for long, it stops becoming that and just becomes the news.

Well, that's a good realization. But more importantly, it's funny here to see someone try and defend articles they found on vaccines are gay.com. That's a good site. Great segment, great show. Wow, Sean. Okay. Yes, I did.

Sorry, I did see that email. I have maybe another, maybe another argument. Let me I died. Sorry, I did see that email. I have maybe another maybe another argument Let me see here. Oh, it had a call of centrist you get argue with somebody. I call in Is this don't chatical centrist chatical centrist. There's so many great names. You have to unmute yourself Buddy or someone does I don't know what he wanted to argue with me about Somebody or someone does, I don't know what he want to do. Argue with me about. To do do. It's the grill cast podcast.

Oh, you want to argue about Dana White? Okay. Yeah, Paulin argue. Go nuts. And then I have fat watch and then we'll, oh, I have some advice too. Oh, wow. All right you figured out I'm gonna read this advice. Dixia advice. Hopefully I'm not the next

Christ the key we take a dick and Sean I need some advice. I'm addicted to horrors. I'm in my 30s married for 10 plus years. Oh my god. So married. I guess seeing horrors, what's the marriage then? You're going, just a legal document. I might be saving the marriage. Yeah. You're saving my business arrangement. Lovely wife, Seacups, her only fault is that she's vanilla reboring in bed.

I grew up in the 2000s with largely free access to pornography and the internet. So of course I'm a fucking degenerate. I have OCD. And when the idea comes to my, yeah, I can hear you now. You there? Yeah, what's up, buddy? What's up, okay?

My name's Ryan. Okay, you might not be short off with a couple plugs. No, no, no, let us do this. This advice, Ferris, now. Why is it, how come I have to, how come I have to, like, how come I can't unmute people? Johnson Brown is that, well, whatever. Okay. I have OCD, and when the idea comes to my head to get my dick wet from someone new, it's hard to get rid of that idea until I give into it. Oh, I see, it's a medical condition,

to get rid of that idea until I give into it. Oh, I see it's a medical condition, because he has OCD, once he gets in his mind, interesting. See, normally men, if they marry one girl, they're just like, you're my love of my life. I'm totally happy fucking you forever. forever. But this guy's tricking with a mental disease of obsessive compulsive disorder where he wants to fuck other women. Like usually guys you'll get the idea to fuck another woman and your wife and your mind will crush it and destroy it. And then you'll just think of her pussy, right? That it's plenty for you.

I wasn't forever. It's always and forever. But this guy has this disease, OCD, where it puts like a force field around that idea. And his wife trying to crush it, it just gets bigger and bigger, until he has to self-medicate and go to a prostitute. Right. Okay. Horrible disease, horrible affliction. I'm in Australia, like Chris the Kiwi, so they're legal and everywhere. But all Asians, I didn't know they were legal in everywhere in Australia. I thought it was just a gold coast.

I don't know. Maybe that's just, what does that, I don't know, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe that's just, what does that, I don't know, yeah. I don't know. And everywhere, but all Asians are $100 more than they're really worth.

Okay. Yeah. So sorry. So sorry that PussyCost you $100 more than it should. Unlike Chris, the Kiwi, I don't send them abuse, but I bet I'm probably on similar block lists because I'll text them and bail out dozens of times. Oh really?

Was he like guilt get to him or something? I'm fucking sick of giving these horrors my money. They don't deserve it. Oh, buddy, they definitely deserve it. That's a one job that is paid exactly the right amount. Your sick of giving these hores, what you feel is too much money? Or, I mean, you can, you can, you can mean they don't deserve it.

You do have a choice. Yeah, you know, there is, you gotta take a little responsibility for it. Charge like 20 bucks, I'll go, no there is, you gotta take a little responsibility for extra charge like 20 bucks, I'll go, no, no, no, that's, you know, it's sort of that. They're not drugging you and rifling through your pants, you know, and climbing it out through your window, you know. You have a lot of,

buddy, you have a lot of issues. The way you're phrasing this. I'm sick of giving these horrors. There is no good horrors on my money that they don't deserve. Just when I think I'm sick of giving these horrors. They said, no good horrors on my money that they don't deserve. Just when I think I'm out, they're fucking worthless and gross most of the time. Yeah.

That's where they wear all that makeup. What should I do? Chop my dick off. I wanna convince my wife to just let me fuck around. So you want two wives? Because that's how you get two wives. But we've been there before, and it was mostly a shit show. I mean, I know I'm cheating on her, but horrors don't really count, right?

Fuck you, Dix, Mouches for Sean, hard face. Tell Vito to stop being a fat fuck and lose some weight. Uh, you need to take a good hard look in the mirror here, buddy. You gotta say, I'm a bad guy. I do bad stuff. I mean, you know, I choose to do it because it makes I get something out of it. Yeah. Awareness is the first, you know,

it's the guilt. It's the guilt that's the problem. It's not what you're doing. What you do is it happened, but it's the guilt that's the problem. Well, I mean, you know, that's what you got to get ready on. You can't, you know, I would recommend against bullshitting yourself. Yeah. If you can, if you can help it, I mean, it's, you know, you can figure out things from

there, but, you know, I mean, bullshit yourself. Yeah, I mean, I don't win, man, not yourself. You know, it's like in the right circumstances, no matter how fucking smart you are, you can still outsmart yourself. You just can, you just can. You just, it's, but then you gotta, then you sound like an asshole because we're not compiling shit. Like all the fucking,

all the conflicting statements come out. Yeah, you know, you don't deserve my, well, I'm addicted to, you know, they're all grouse like me, you know No, you know, a couple hundred bucks. Did you look in it? Yeah. Um, maybe another woman's not what you need. Let's see, where are you at, Chad, Centris, did we help that guy?

I'm right here, buddy. How are we doing tonight? Good. How are you? What did you want to argue with me about? You know, you become the time like a show What are you doing about Daniel? Why I? I took a bridge with a tweet that you posted about your stance on hitting women your pro hitting women And I want to talk about why that's wrong. Um, are you pro-hitting women, Dick?

Uh, I mean, I don't think, I think it's what they want. So no, I'm against giving women what they want. I mean, you're absolutely right about that. But, you know, I'd like to go through a short timeline of events so that we're on the same page. Is that okay? Yeah, why do you sound like such an asshole? Because I am.

You're the way to apply the grill stream. Is that what your podcast is? The grill cast. Yeah, let me get my plugs in first and then we'll go over this timeline of events. So I run a show called the grill Cassie only podcasts in the world dedicated to radical centrism. Imagine, imagine a podcast based off the, uh, the ideas of Sean, like I wish I was like that. If we're going to be honest, no, you don't trust me. You do not it. Sean, if you came on my show, I would do up good. If you came on my show, I die happy. But I, I see. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get this fucking

cooking, buddy. I also run a show called the actual puns. Probably only show in the world dedicated to catching these raditors and the act of cringe. Okay. How do you do that? Recently, well, recently I infiltrated an-work mod talk and I derailed their talk for about an hour by taking the position that moderators should get paid for their hard, hard, tedious labor. How did you infiltrate this? Oh my God. Remember we talked about anti-work before?

Is it like a rail show? No, the asshole is it? No, he's definitely an asshole. Okay, okay, okay. How did you infiltrate this group? Well, they have this thing called Reddit talks that they do weekly where the most limperisted soy voiced people on the planet converge.

The a meeting of the minds really. And what they do is they talk about topics ranging from my boss as a dick to, I hate my dad, you know, just these things are redditors really like to get into. Yeah, yeah. So I went ahead and joined the brass tax. Yeah, yeah. So I joined and I derailed them and I got them all arguing with each other.

We're also covering on to catch redditor, a guy named Joe, he moderates a subreddit called Guy Cry. It's for men who cry. And what he's trying to do with it, he's a serial scammer, a methodic, with a long history of perpetrating scams. And he's trying to turn his Reddit into a nonprofit organization. I love this guy. He believes, yeah, I do too. I do too, but I really like fucking with them too because he spurred a lot of you, not the guy that you're talking about. This keeps going. You're not going to, you're not going to love me after I blow you the fuck out with facts

and logic, but you know, yeah. So this guy, he's trying to set up these, his grand vision. Yes, his grand vision of setting up centers all across the country where men can come in and cry and play ping pong together and he's currently trying to get donations from redditors. Oh, this is the best part. This is the best part. The guy has a Beyonce in the Philippines that he's never met for four years and he sends money to. He has no idea. He himself is getting scanned. Yeah. Oh, God. That's paying for this. This guy's a really interesting character. If you want to know more about him, check out

a Reddit scammer exposed on my channel, The Grillcast. We're up and coming. You know, we just crossed 1.1 K subscribers. A lot of people really into it saying, this is the best show I've ever heard in my life. So if you want to get in on the ground floor, you do that. But anyways, get on back. Get on back. By you have to get your show on there. You know what? I'm not going to be like that last caller is like, I don't know what's a crypto.

I've never seen that. I'll do it, bud. Yes. 100% do it. Thank you. Anyway, keep going. All right, so let's get into this short timeline of events. I want to make sure we're on the same page.

I want to perpetrate misinformation or misrepresent what you're all about. So on January 3rd, you posted a tweet, which by the way, it took a long time for me to find, you know, you tweet a lot for a man in his late 40s, but he said, he's not his late 40s. Real? Real?

Ha, ha, ha. Okay. And he was, uh, not being said, the tweet that you posted said equal rights and left. In regard to Dana White hitting his wife after she hit him. You also referred to him as a victim of abuse. Is this fact 100% true? Yeah, equal rights and left.

Right, ladies? Catchy tweet. All right. All right. Twitter user responded by disagreeing with this take and you told them to go back to the Reddit. Is this also factual? Yeah, that's factual. Yeah.

All right, are you sitting down right now? Yes, yes. He's in his life for it. He has to say. Yeah, I have to say. All right, make sure you're seated because I have some bad news for you. You dick are in fact the redditor.

I am? Yeah, I have a source to back up this claim as well. Are you interested in hearing that? How am I a redditor? I hate reddit. Okay, you think that, but you know, you use a lot of their talking points. Have you ever heard of the subreddit pussy past denied? No, I've never heard of that.

Pussy past denied is a subreddit with 602,000 members. Their bio states welcome to pussy past denied. Where women are not allowed to use their gender as a handicap or an excuse to act like assholes. Yeah, equality. Now if you search this subreddit for equal rights, equal lefs, dozens of posts show up. We're meant to elevate over the fantasy of hitting a woman with a so called justifiable reason. But there is never a justifiable reason to hit a woman. What do

you mean? Well, because to hit a woman, like you said, yeah, they they would have I could say the crane by hitting a woman like you said, yeah, they, they would have I could say to be a crane by hitting a woman. What if I could protect all? What if I could give money to a crane, right? There was a woman where if I hit her, every time I hit her, a billion dollars would go to Ukraine. Then are you telling me that I shouldn't hit her? Yes, absolutely.

That's for boss. They get enough. What do you want? What if hitting her killed baby Hitler? Yeah. That would make gay really sad. So I'm not down for that one either, buddy. Look, enough with the hypotheticals here.

Because what you're putting out, what you're putting out, this idea, it's basically a self-defense situation fantasy for men that are too gay to own guns or beat up another man. I do. I do think that he should have shot her. But Dana, why should have shot his wife after? Bring a slap to her. You're putting out dangerous information for the misogynist community when you're saying things like, oh, yeah, you should totally hit your wife back if she hits you. Dana White can do it because, you know, he's Dana White.

He's a multi-millionaire. He made UFC. Like, you know, what are we going to do? Are we going to go back to watching boxing? Fuck you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to hold woman beaters league like I want a UFC league where it's just husbands versus wives like UFC fighters versus their wives in the octagon. Mm-hmm. Anything that would be good followed up by the trans belt UFC belt the whole league just to trans fighters. What your new platform opens up a world of opportunity to do anything you want on the blockchain. Yeah, that wouldn't be bad. I mean do anything you want on the blockchain.

Yeah, that wouldn't be bad. I mean, I'd watch it for sure. Look, I'm not saying it's not entertaining to watch, but I'm saying that you're putting your danger in community, or I'm sorry, excuse me, you're putting your community in danger. You know, as a thought leader of the misogynist movement, if some guy like that guy took your COVID facts at heart and then spread them to his family and then realize, no, wait, I'm retarded.

I think you're, if some guy thinks you're all the actual beat women seriously. And he beats his wife. Guess what? He's not dating a white. He's going to jail, man. I don't think you should know that. I don't think you should hit your wife back. I think you should mentally torment her over years if she does something like this.

Yes, yes. If she does that, you just fuck you. Give her an eating disorder. You'll be a wild batter. You go fuck her friend because that's what she wants is for you to hit her. Because she either wants you to go to jail or she gets off on it because these are sick people, Dick. Well, you know what, you're right. Honestly, I said the joke on Twitter and I made it,

it was a joke targeting the lowest common denominator and I apologize. I should have thought about what I was saying and said it to more eloquently like you have. I'm sorry, then. Sorry that I haven't been a good role model to misogynist this week. But it was a rough, you know, I was very busy. I'll do better. I'll do better in the future. Try to do better.

As a fellow thought leader of the misogynist community, I have to say, we accept your apology. You know, I'm really glad that, you know, we can meet today, hash this out and improve men's standing in the world Um, you know, I'm really glad that, you know, we can meet today, uh, hash this out and improve men's standing in the world because we desperately need it. And it's giant accuracy. And the genocracy, I get it.

Uh, what do you think about that little boy that shot his kindergarten teacher? Cut. That's okay, right? Well, it was probably a self-defense situation. I'm obviously. We still often these kids get dead old in class. So it's like, yeah, it's probably a self defense situation. Obviously, we still often these kids get dead holding class. So it's like, yeah, so forth amendment. Am I, am I being detained or what? Yeah.

Wow. All right, the grill cast, plug your stuff again and then get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, the grill cast on YouTube, wherever you can find podcasts on Odyssey because who knows how long we have left in the world We're targeting these redditors. We're taking them down. We're making them see people We're talking about radical censors and dick. Please come on the show Sean Please come on the show. It would be a great time. I think you'd love it everyone check it the fuck out. Who's

Wow Now I don't pretty polished. Yeah, he's a polished. I want to use any episodes Everyone check it the fuck out. Peace. Wow. Now I don't. Pretty polished. Yeah, he's a polished. I want to use it. How many episodes do you think they have? I don't know, but I mean, I guess. It's like 78. 78.

He's still here. Oh, you're still here. I mean, I think, I think, you know, over a thousand subscribers, like I don't think that's small. You know, like I'm like, no, like a thousand people are listening to's small. You know, like I'm like, no, like that's a thousand people or a lot of people listening to this stuff.

Check out the grill cast. Okay, let me get you. Or you can go that way. Or you can go that way. Oh yeah, leave, get out of here. When you do 108, I'll call into 108. That's my rule. 108.

Why 108? Because that was the episode that the original biggest problem I've ever got to. So I always do it. Can I do it? Other people did and just say it was 108? No, no. Those guys all, those guys all were cursed and horrible.

Yeah, and the podcast, like, too. So you got a good point there. Yeah, don't do that. Bye. So yeah. Okay, well, these Antoids. Got some wild collars today. Not wild, just, you know, entertaining.

Oh, yeah, some bugs. I like this. Submitting. Okay, well Sean, let's, we've got one more thing that I didn't really do in your absence because it's not as funny with Vito. Oh, second I like to call. That watch, that day and that news.

Here's one submitted by Gremis. Oh wow, it says the headline. People are only just realizing that XXL and 2XL aren't actually the same size. What in the hell could that mean? I say, is this a sun and moon situation? What do you know? It's a particle in the sun. What could you, yeah, there's the sun, and there's the moon right there. What could this, what could she possibly mean by this? There's a woman the size of Neptune saying that people are only just realizing that XXL and 2XL aren't actually the same size. They're the same size, right? I always thought so.

Pretty sure they're the same size. Double XL, 2XL, yeah. X XL, like, well, it turns out, is that's not true. No, never try on a pair of jeans and they fit perfectly. But in another shop, the same size is too tight. The same size of the same, no. Brand, that's totally different brand. Then that's the, that's fucking stupid.

Oh, yes, actually you're right. Well, it turns out it might not just be the shop's bad sizing. Oh, it's the shop's fault. What the fuck am I reading? Woman, you might actually be wearing a totally different size than you think. So here's XXL and it's a woman who looks like a deflated souffle is spilling. Oh boy. Oh boy. Christ, look at this. Yeah. Look at the silhouette. Double chin. This is like a double ass situation.

She's a snowman. Look at her. She's got the three lumps of a snowman. Won't, won't, won't, you know know you're right. And the shirt, it's a crappy shirt that says laughing all the way in a font and that's a gradient font on a color of shirt that no person should ever wear, like a salmon color. Mikaela showed off the difference between the two sizes. Here's two XL. You're right about that.

And then that's because there's the same shirt. She's saying that that's because there's a difference between clothes that are labeled as being two XL and X XL as well as three XL and X XL and so on. There's a subtle, why would you make a subtle difference? That's too confusing. Yeah. It's too confusing for the consumer.

They're just guessing at that point because at this size, this is anything goes. It doesn't matter. It's not wearing a fucking tarp. Although it might not be obvious that the sizes aren't the same. There's a subtle difference.

There's nothing subtle about this. This is subtle like a piano falling on you, subtle like a tractor accident. There's nothing subtle here. Generally speaking, plus size clothes that are labeled as being XXL are cut the same way as regular sizes. Just bigger. Yeah. This is a little bit bit. Just a little bit more fabric. We just toss a little bit more fabric in there, no big deal. Okay. But as sizes get bigger, that often means the lengths of the clothes, sleeve, size, and other dimensions will be way too big.

Because they're fucking guessing at that point, man. Is 2xL? Is 2xL just wider or something? Is that what she's kind of getting at? The two abbreviation for 2x's. That's certainly what I thought. It is. I have sold a lot of shirts. They all come.

I think it's some of them market with 2 X's and some due to and it's just bad It's bad quality control to it if there is a difference in size Mm-hmm. That's what it is. You know, yeah, well, let's see this Let's see this planet's video boy Visual reminder that two that XXL is not the same as two XL that XXL is not the same as 2XL. There's XXL. And there's 2XL. Well, it's bunched up in the back.

I honestly can't tell the difference. They both make me want to puke. So the 2XL is, two XL is, looks longer. Cause I can see it launched up. It looks like it'll pull down a little further. I looked a little longer in the front. Wait, here's the XXL. Okay.

Oops. Okay, let me see here. I think it's a little longer like an inch or so longer. Here's, okay, here's XXL. Oh, that's, okay. Here's two XL. Oh, wow, amazing. Now I wanna fuck you.

Right. You have a lump. All right, good. Thanks for the submission. Jurnus or whatever I put there. Good boy. Here is, here is J says, as funny as the fat fitness instructor is check out the name of Jasmine's

and Jay Aperlio's outfit. Okay, this is called super fit hero dot com. I think we've looked at their fashion, their active line. Oh, god damn. Oh my god, dude, if you 40% off, I wish that's still not enough. their active line. Oh Damn Oh my god, dude if you 40% off I wish that's still not enough. Oh, you mean the price man if you if she was crossing the street And you had to swerve to avoid her you had run out of gas I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it.

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it.

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. Sunsetting now just the size of her This is like she's doing like an atlas shrugged, but she's the planet Oh my god They shot her from the sides. He can see her bifurcated gut spilling down to her knees What the fuck man? See this is like Lex Friedman's reading list. Fat people wearing work, work out, active wear for no fucking reason. This is reading list if every book was 1500 pages.

Ha, ha, ha. There's a fat woman wearing a sports bra and a sports yoga sale. I don't know what you call this. You're a guns protector. We need a name for this. It's like a sling they used to lift and work. You know, yeah, it's a fat pants sling, a gun sling.

It's a fat woman wearing a sports bra on two of her four tits. Gosh. So, bro, these are bigger than like normal women's tits. The four, the four, the, the, the, the, the sub tits. The sub tits. So you can do a post-floppers need some support too. Right.

Those floppers need some support too, right? Uh, the gun needs, this gunsling is not gonna hold up. No. How long do you think it took her to get into the, she's standing, this Leviathan is standing straight up with her arms outstretched to what I presume is a heaven of calories and jays or whatever, like, Homer's chocolate land that he faces about. Wow. J. A. Perleo, non-binary fat traveler. Come to the fat. So what do you do? I'm a non-binary fat traveler. Oh, that's interesting. Does she always post, is somebody's blog?

No, this is the super fit hero active wear blog. So this is the company is posting this. Yeah, is she in pictures in all of these? You know what I mean? Like national geographic. She's got a lot of pictures in there. I just think it's like she's catering to like a fetish community too. No, this is, no, no, no.

I mean, you get more clicks that way too, right? I mean, like, why not, you know, I mean, put her in a bunch of, do that, but you can win, win. Maybe. I don't think so though. I think it's a whole, this whole thing is active wear for hip-apotomacies. Buy three, get 10% off. What a deal.

You buy three active wears that you're never gonna use. No, you'll use them all at once. That's what you're gonna buy three. Everybody's gonna buy three. Sell by the cube. Minimum three, please. At least two tops for her. Yeah, she needs two tops.

We need to come out with some kind of a course that is brilliant. Non-binary, fat traveler, influencer, community organizer, oh wow, cool. Fat traveler, that's what blues travelers should have been named, fat traveler then. Bro, get a bird, it. Cool. Fat traveler. That's what blues travelers should have been named. Fat traveler. That's a bullet. I was huge. J. Aprilio, they then, a.k.a. comfy fat, is a non-binary fat traveler, influencer and rider, and who all's facing Kansas and Nebraska. The heart of... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fat positive and supportive community of rad fatties and allies needed to be more supportive.

We're living in judge dread. That's pretty wild. It's fucking incredible. On their Twitter at comfy fat and Instagram at comfy fat travels, they frequently chat about topics like fat accessibility, gender, and mental health of which you have not. Well, I mean, there's just no way. Dude, if I, if I start getting, there's no way there's not like issues there, you know what I mean? That's, I feel, I feel horrible.

If, like during Christmas, when I had like a little bit of extra God. Yeah. Oh, I do too. I just feel so gross and like sick with myself. Yeah. I feel pretty good now. Um, but you, the mental, hey, I came back, I had COVID, I was working out.

What do you, what, what do you think I think? You have a male body dysmorphia. I mean, I just don't want to, I just, I'm, I'm one of the only people in trains not working right. If you're not working out, during the pandemic, then before I, you know, I kind of, I kind of like where things are going. They started comfy fat.com, a blog about their experience as a fat non-binary person.

But how do you have, like, you don't even have a sex if you're this fat. You don't have like, man or woman, if you're this fat. You don't have like a man or woman if you're this fat, like the gender doesn't is irrelevant. You're no longer gendered. You're just like a, you know, that's, I think that's true. You're kind of like a ghost, but the opposite. Like you're not real.

Right. Wow, that's just one of the friends. That's a family planet fat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha a fat knot where they realized there was a lack of information about there about what it's like living as a super fat person and a world made for thin people. So these terms, these terms, it's like taking kind of like, is it like taking, you know, a racial slur back and using it for empowerment? You know what I mean?

Cause she's using fat. She's using fat a lot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. Jay, she doesn't want to use her real name, even though you could see her from space. Jay started sharing personal stories

and found the need to share practical resources for fat people too. Yeah. Like how to take your pants off. They got a whole video series on taking your pants off and wiping your ass. God damn it. Got like a how to series. Those are probably the questions that if you're out of friends house and you have to wipe

your ass, you got to get it going their closet, get like a dry cleaning hanger and you can fashion an ass wiping machine. Oh my God. And then they won't ask any questions or the hanger way. Um, comfy fat is all about creating a world that's more accessible to fat folks. You can join the community and support Jay on Patreon. She should join back by where they chat about issues, how to combat them and engage with patrons about their experiences. That people want to explore.

We want to live our lives out loud and see new things, eat new things. We want a world that values us enough to create space for us. That's like, the world is not big enough. I'm so fat that the world is not big enough. Can you guys just clear some room? How'd you go to the fucking desert over there? I tried. It's not enough room.

Look, the world is built for average sized people, but that's changing. I mean, you're kind of, you're getting your way. Yeah, we're making things bigger. Until then, we're creating our own spaces, our own communities with no stairs and building up our allies to make this a more comfortable place to be, J. A. Brilio.

Okay. Very, very inspiring fat lady. You had to go back to the picture again. Oh, look at that. Oh my God. Oh, that's Jasmine Murphy, global leader in size, inclusive health and fitness. So people are so big.

They're so big. She's a size of a globe. They're so big. She's a size of a globe. They're so big, you have to just stare and try to figure out what is. The skeleton inside. That's, where is it? Where's the joints? What's controlling this over here?

Yeah. How is this? That's where my eye keeps going. I know. Look at the fucking Rocky, the flying squirrel wing over here. And over here. It's like wearing those floaties for kids in a swimming pool.

He's got skin floaties. How fat is she? Well, does she have skin floaties? Ah. Yeah. Not yet. No. All right, perhaps one more we'll do.

Oof. Perhaps. All right, perhaps one more we'll do. Oh, perhaps. Very good submissions, everyone. Very good submission. Yeah, really thanks. Thanks a lot. This is from Goth Girlfriend Emphasis on Ham. Okay, let's see here. Emphasis on ham, she says.

Oh, it's Lena Dunham. Oh. Oh, she has her tits grossly packed into a, well, everything about it's for pugnics. I mean, that fucking, the tattoos, like the tattoos are bad. Yeah. You just got to quit. That just says like a bunch of very probably poor decisions.

Decisions? What does this say right here? Is this a pregnancy thing? I don't know. I hope that poor baby. Gotta get him armed. Casey gets into any kind of self defense situation. He pops out of there.

Yeah, she may try to kill him as soon as he starts mansplaining. You believe that? My toddler says, no, I'm not wrong. I can't. You're probably fucking wrong. I can't believe it. He doesn't want it.

He's not gonna agree with you. He wants to do what he wants to do. That's the age he's at. No matter what you say, you say A a he's gonna say another fucking letter period Pride because you're lying because that's how women Manipulate get kids to do what they want. They lie about everything. You gotta go to bed. Why because everyone who saves up pass a dies I actually know. I don't think that's right Her belly button what's going on? What's going on? Donnam's belly button. She's wearing an orange bikini where some kind of like nipple that covers the size of

her entire boobs exposed over here. And her belly button resembles an airplane hanger. It's very nice industrial airport over here. It's crazy big. It's very crazy big. And there's some sort of a vein. Was that a lot of it? Is that a lot of it?

There's some sort of a vein of juice coming out of her belly button. I can't look at that too long. It's just weird. Some sort of a galactic lay line here. You can, it's like a fractal. Like the focus in there. There's a pulsating vein just coming out of her belly button on her giant, pendulous gut.

It's hanging down into her gut slaying over here. And she's got the entirety of Warren Peas tattooed around her thigh in one line. Wait, is that it? She's straddling a guy? Oh my God. I just saw that. Oh, you're right.

That's not a lounge share, those are legs. And he doesn't have an erection at all. What the fuck? What is going on here? What the fuck is that purple pink thing right there? That's his dick trying to climb out of his pants to escape and wriggle away. So this bitch is this is looking to out at you. He's in fear for his life.

Case or knee gives out. You gotta call the fuck. She's annotating this guy. Oh my god. He hasn't captives clearly. Oh my god. No hasn't captives clearly. Oh my God. No, come on man, you took this picture with this broad straddling you like this?

They're the gunt of damacles, hand. Ha ha, how did we not see there was a guy there? That's incredible. So it's like a has its own gravity. It pulls our fucking pupil. You know, our pills are eyeballs, right? He died. He was swallowed up by her belly button there. He's tied up vitamin indeed efficiency. He was spaghettified. Oh, God. As he was sucked into the black hole here, I can't stop looking at her belly button. Even though everything else is so repulsive. I know.

It's very, it's very strange. There's an infinity pool behind them, which I can't imagine. He wanted to throw himself off of. which I can imagine he would wanted to throw himself off of. She has her hands on her hips defiantly with her bicep fat hanging off like a kite, like a big fat kite. and these folds of the thigh and the lower abdomen looking extra pronounced and disgusting. Okay.

Those tattoos are just, those would not be attractive on a 10 to me. No. They're just, they're so haphazard and they're just so poorly done. What are they? Like, they're like a, just random shit. It's like she thinks it up and she's at the tattoo parlor five minutes later. Yeah, do it. No, no, just go for it. You don't have to draw it out. The rose is a little like, you're not the kind of body shapes that has a rose tattoo.

Are you? You don't think this is like good, right? That's like a sexy kind of thing. The placement, maybe a trash bag. Yeah. The tattoo guy tried to say, like, well, maybe not a rose, maybe like a dead skunk. Right. Right. The flower of the animal kingdom. Yeah. It's got like some kind of tattooers integrity. Yeah. Like a rose. Why don't I bet? I don't know about that. I don't want those showcase my work. I bet. I don't know about that. I don't want those. Showcase my work. Maybe eat it, Joe's.

Maybe that. Can mark key sign for that. No, okay. Well, what about like a turkey? It Thanksgiving turkey. What do you think? Right. Norm MacDonald is a tattoo artist.

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Absolutely everything. It really is amazing. It's unbelievable. It's really, it's really unbelievable. It's really unbelievable. It's really unbelievable. It's really unbelievable. It's really unbelievable.

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You don't jump in all the way. There's a, there's a thing on it. It's built so that it will like, it will suck in your Patreon stuff. So if you have Patreon, you post there and then it will bring it in and you just go clear. You already made it easier. So it's, yeah, it's very easy. Get people, harass people to join it, go way overboard in your harassment and haranging of them, get other people to harass them and harang them to do it. Because you only get a certain percentage, no matter how much somebody's harassed and haranged and told how easy you only get a certain percentage no matter how much somebody's Horas and herringed and told how easy yeah, yeah, yeah, you seem we always seem a lot bigger than you are

Yeah, you get 10 you get like five guys or harass somebody, you know what the one of the biggest irony one of the biggest Pieces of irony of the new system is we have it set up so you can pick your pick how much money you're giving the system Yeah, like the percentage of your thing. Yeah You can't elect to give as much as Patreon takes. Like, if you sign up for Patreon, they take 15%. I think it is. You cannot give that much on our system. The max is 10. Oh, so you can't give more than through through our interface.

Like, you know, I'm saying, like, you can't, you can't back. Chicks on only fans are paying 25% to only fans. Get the whole find find the horse you're sipping for. I know you're doing it you dirty bastards and harass them. In this case, it's okay. In this case, it's okay. Right. Get them to do it because 95% of your money way more than 75% of your God damn. And if that of God damn and if that amount gets big if that amount gets big

You're just like oh my god. What the fuck was I giving up all this time? It's up big 95 grand a year versus 75. It's a big that's a fucking car Yeah, so get these horrors to pull their heads out of their ass. All right, everybody. It's been dick show See you next Tuesday. Patreon.com So bad bye slash the dick show heads out of their ass. Sorry, everybody, this has been Dick Shou. See you next Tuesday. Patreon.com. Back to you. Got my Slash the Dick Shou. See you next Tuesday. Yeah.

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I, uh, two lesbians, I didn't get to that. All right, I'll do a couple of these. And then I have some presents. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Will then. Okay, I'm gonna pitch an idea for you. Okay.

Fast sports. Love it. Stop right there. I mean, extrapolate how you will, but I'm just thinking to myself, I'd love to see you for fat guys. Yeah.

Women, maybe all the same league running around chasing after a ham or something. Yeah. Yeah. You're not making crazy, you can be soccer or whatever. Soccer. Fat soccer.

We're good at the fat leagues. Fat leagues. Yes. Good. Fat soccer. Fat baseball. Because. Good. Fat soccer. Fat, fat baseball because the falling would be the funniest part. Throw some snacks out there. How many get seat career ending injuries like the first in the first quarter? But yeah. Like the winner's last person standing. Yeah.

All right. We're already riffing on it. Here we go. Okay. Hey, there's a for that guy who had the farting girlfriend. So what you need to do is get a bottle of part spray and the Screently spray it every time she farts, but every time she farts, he smells this probably morally smell. Hmm. Think it's her and then get to tell conscious about our farts and that's doing them basically down there. All right. Good luck. I admit to watching those videos, those things are fucking hilarious. What videos?

The fart spray pranks. Oh, really? Some of those have me, you know, that was real. Oh, yeah. It was fucking heart spray. Oh, yeah. People do it in cars, like they're driving with like their grandma. I do a fart spray.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, there's, wow. People who've puked, there's, you know, people screaming I mean there's wow people who've puke there's you know People screaming and yelling at spray smells so bad. Yeah, yeah, huh? Okay, I like it. It's complicated. I like it This is my rage. Yeah, my girlfriend is a bartender. Uh-huh. There you go. That's my rage. Okay. She's a bartender I love guys fucking get to her like literally sitting at the job after work. Um, I mean, right? I guess so because I want to get drunk

But sometimes after my eight hour shift, a different bar, yeah. Oh, person home, I don't really want to fucking drink in front of you. Yeah. And watch other dudes try to hit on you. No, shit. I really don't want to watch you at your stupid karaoke bar. Fucking perform a song.

And then when I go, I need to go home, because I've worked tomorrow, I have to wait 20 fucking minutes to get your attention. Yeah. That's really good. I'm not a drop, by the way. That's a good point. Yeah, okay.

You have to wait for the actual wait. It was like waiting for the wait. Yeah, that's a good girl friend. I go, oh, yeah, you, I mean, you should not, you should not have to go get drunk at her bar. Yeah. You really shouldn't. What a pain in the ass. God, bartenders too, guys are relentless hitting on them.

Well, because they get drunk drunk drunk. I think girls are dumb too. Like, oh, yeah, here's my number. It seemed like a nice guy can help me with my Etsy shop. Shame. So funny. I remember, seemed like a nice guy. Gonna help me with my Etsy shop. Go for my own. Okay. So funny. Okay, how about this one? What makes me rage is hearing that this January 6th

of has gotten so crazy that people have bought the theater so hard thinking that a bunch of self-guided tours of the capital building needed to be so bad that they wrote a graphic novel about what would have happened if they took you mean what would have happened to people that just you know answered kind of about it's fucking bullshit. Really the American comic book about it. Jason. The January 6th.

We're sure. So I've got it. Parades, unlicensed parades. I got to get Vito with some January 6th, like all the videos of guys weirdly opening the magnetically sealed doors. And then we're looking up at the camera and pointing at the door and then they open it after that. There's a lot of footage out there that's. Yeah, like fed shit. Interesting. Oh, that's that's a totally unbelievable and any other

capacity other than like an it's an inside guy. He didn't even know about Ray Epps. Oh, yeah. He didn't know it was like the guy telling him to go in and all this stuff. Yeah, dude, it's like fucking FBI thing. I mean that video of him, like it just, if he's, he seems to be selling it really hard. Yeah, yeah. And now just one, that was one video of one guy doing it that big to Alaska happened to record. Like I can't, how many guys were around there doing it. You know, when, yeah, when I, they had, they admitted to that. Yeah. When I, you know, when I saw that, you know, and somebody goes, look, it's a conspiracy. I can't go, oh, give me a fucking break.

You know what? I mean, like, because you saw that, you know what I'm like. I mean, it just seems to me that like he's selling it really hard. Like, no, we got to go and eloquently, like weirdly. Just in that vacuum. Yeah. I mean, this is something I've not looked into really at all. I mean, it's like that begs questions from me.

Okay, what is this guy? What's getting, is there more context? Is there, you know, I, it's, I don't just leave it at that. Now, I'm trying to find somebody posted a bunch of videos in the biggest problem. Uh, thing. Oh, well, I, I can't probably can't find them. Whatever. One more about this one. Oh, a drone. My job in the army past couple years has been countering drones,

shooting the Dallas guy or otherwise getting them. They are really, really hard to hear at not even out to do depending on what kind of drones. But for the kind that you guys are not dropping these fucking grenades, they're much higher than you think they are. Did you hear that? Yeah. You saw that, we did that, Washington grenade drops. Like, oh shit! Yeah. Okay. And you can't see them very easily. Well, if you're injured and fucking crawling around in a trench, drones are a fucking problem for anyone getting killed by them. But yeah, fascinating shit. Yeah. I want to hear. I want to hear more about what, so he's counter drone, you know, strikes or whatever, right? Like, drones are even higher. Yeah.

Dropping grenades on the drone. Yeah. Yeah, I like to hear what do they use drones to shoot down drones? Do they, you know, probably. It's cool. I'm trying to find this video. I think we've washed a pretty good guy. Yeah, maybe so.

But I get the jester. When did we do the last, oh, it was on the, we did it on the sixth. Okay. And cell replies, oh, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, this is, now I've got you, you sneak in the grass. Let's see. Yeah. Oh, no. Maybe this is it.

Whoops. No, that's not the one I'm thinking of. There's one where he looks right up. Yeah. Add it. Uh. And then points to the door? Points to the door, yeah. Yeah. Add it. And then points to the door? Points to the door, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here it is. Okay, okay. I'm not clear than that. Yeah, magnetic doors. You be the judge. Okay, so this is on January 6th. Here it is. This is inside the Capitol Building, all right?

I mean, I don't know. Maybe somebody can like say this is debunked or whatever, but it looks like the Capitol Building. Here's a guy as a coordinated group attempts to pull police away from the east doors and the outside. So this guy's in the Capitol Building. The Capitol Building is totally deserted right now and empty, right? Oh, yeah, I don't see anybody in it.

Nobody's in there and they're all, you can see them all like a mob outside. Okay. Okay. Okay. So this dude walks up, tries to open the door. You see that? Yeah. Let's try to open the door.

So he can't get in because the magnetic lock seals, he looks up at the camera, so this is a guy already in there. This is the guy in here. Oh shit. The video fucked up there. And he points at the door. See he looks up, he points at the door right there. And then it's out of the camera.

Both looking up at the camera. You see that? He looks up at the camera yeah you see that he looks up at a camera yeah yeah points at the door who is this guy no one knows and this guy comes in looks at the same fucking camera they're both looking up where's he head what's the door I don't know fucking a flag oh roll up yeah kind of a flag he's not been arrested This guy look at him. He's fucking talking and point look pointing at the fucking door. Yeah I'm sure he's tried to open hey bro. There's a camera right up there if he were saying that then he'd be hiding his face or something I would think that much watch points at it points at it then all the sudden you can open it

Yeah, fuck is that yeah I don't know I have to look at it and then he immediately opens and then the guys stop the police from trying to stop the fucking rioters so what the fuck is that? I don't know. I don't know what that is. What does it look like? To you, I mean, just looking at it, it looks like it's very strange. That seems like he tried to open the doors

and then turned and pointed and mouthed some words, and then he was able to open the doors. I mean, that's a weird, yeah. Okay, let's do some presents. Let's do some presents. This is from, I don't see. I think this might be from Matt Miller Inc. These do some presents. Let's do some presents. This is from, I don't see. I think this might be from Matt Miller Inc. These are Christmas presents.

Oh! Very, this is a Hattomi Tanaka trading card. Very nice. Look at that. Very nice background. I don't know if there's a set of these. Even borders. Strawberries, the borders are a little bit lopsided

like your tits, that's cool. Is there a becket for? It's kind of like sending this into PSA and getting graded. You think, can I vault this? Thank you very much. I don't know if you check on, check on who sent that. I don't wanna dox them. This is,

let's see here. I think someone gave this to me at the biggest problem live show. Oh yeah. God it was Anthony drink cultural history of alcohol by Ian Gatley. Well thank you very much. Oh. Happy birthday. Oh, it's Adam. Who? Something of you, I can't read cursive. Something of you, the bidet, the something else and something and more. Thank you for all that you do.

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Me and the devil. Robert Johnson, me and the devil blues. No note, God damn it. Well, thank you. I've ever sent that. I'll put that on my Lex Friedman reading list. See, we also have George Floyd creepypastas, 50 breathtaking horror stories.

Wow, George Floyd creepyp... I don't quite understand it. Well, it's horror stories around George Floyd. They're all, they're all, I substitute each have to do do with was Mr. Floyd. Yeah, he's like a ghost and comes back and interacts with the hell. God, it's a lot of things I immediately see an N word. I know the real reason why Derek Chauvin was found guilty says,

as most of us know by now Derek Chauvin was found guilty of the murder of George Floyd. So they're all scary stories that are George got it. Lloyd related. Pretty cool. That's very interesting gift. Very cool. Thank you. And I think one more kind of a mess in here.

Let's see here. Open before the show. Oops, whoops. Okay. Open before the show. Oops. Whoops. Okay. Didn't do that. Says open gifts before reading. Okay. Let's at least get that part.

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Oh. What did you get? Oh, this is really cool. A laser engraved. It's a great, yeah. Let's see. It's kind of like a engraved shani. And I got a laser engraved flirt of me.

This is kind of like the like the the Gorilla's version, right? Yeah, it is. That's one of my favorite ones. Yeah. Oh, honest to God, man, like it's, this is, like if you tell it's very cool. I love that on the camera. You can, you can like do it.

Can you, oh, there you go. You can look at the TV. All right. All right. Okay, thank you very much. This is really cool. I dig it. Merry Christmas, Dick and Sean. Okay, thank you very much. This is really cool. I dig it. Merry Christmas, Dick and Sean.

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See that's, we should have read that before opening because I did get greasy fingerprints on them. So you messed up there. I think I held it by the edges. All right. Well, thank you very much. It's very cool. Thanks for the gifts. And for the Hitomi talk we gotta get Hitomi to knock on back by.

Yeah, big time. She's retired, right? She still does only fans. Oh, she just retired from porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotta get her on. Okay, goodbye everyone. See ya, thank you.

See ya, thank you.